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00:17 Join: AanaliaLindaa ([email protected]) to #melbourne
00:54 Part: Mzcutie ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:26 Part: Dhmos ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:40 Join: Bohica ([email protected]) to #melbourne
03:11 Part: rupps ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:14 <red`fever> has anybody experienced the need to go to the toilet straight after u get out
03:22 <red`fever> i just went 4 times
04:08 <slinky_J> ay dude
04:10 <slinky_J> stop drinkin
04:39 Part: AanaliaLindaa ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:14 <dr00d> im back did anyone miss me ?
05:22 <Kill_Goyim> straight after you get out of what?
05:25 <slinky_J> ahah
05:30 <slinky_J> bitches
05:31 <Kill_Goyim> oh, you must have the runs
05:35 * slinky_J slaps dr00d around a bit with a large trout
05:36 <Netz> red`fever: did u eat something that didnt agree with u?
05:42 <slinky_J> aha netz!!!!
05:46 <slinky_J> supsup
05:47 <slinky_J> lmao
05:52 <dr00d> :(
05:52 <Netz> slinky_J: sizzle
05:58 <dr00d> no one missed me
05:59 <slinky_J> sizzzzzlez!
06:00 <Netz> slinky_J: what did u have for dinner?
06:02 <red`fever> yea ive been eating raspberry pastries all day
06:04 <slinky_J> ummm
06:07 <slinky_J> noodles
06:09 Part: kokothemonkey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:09 Part: In_2U ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:11 <slinky_J> real mi gorengs
06:14 <Netz> 2 min ones?
06:15 <dr00d> i thought that irc was a place you could meet friends
06:25 Join: thomoboy1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:34 <kibblz> its usually a place where you meet sluts
06:36 <kibblz> :P
06:37 <snotface> Netz
06:39 <snotface> buy me a bunny
06:41 <dr00d> im a guy
06:49 <Netz> snotface: a chocolate one or a fluffy one?
06:54 <dr00d> and
06:57 <snotface> a fluffy white bunny pls :)
07:03 <Netz> slinky_J: how is your lover, Dylan?
07:05 <Netz> snotface: yes miss!
07:08 Part: Angela2 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:12 <snotface> thx bbydoll
08:52 <kibblz> there aint no pill cause you aint ill you ugly
09:07 <kibblz> You uGLeH HeY HeY You uGLeH
09:29 <staffy> uggy
09:36 <botflies> excuse me snotface
09:38 <kibblz> what a snake
09:39 * botflies slaps snotface around a bit with a large trout
09:49 <staffy> my dog gone skitzo kibblz
09:55 <slinky_J> awww
09:57 <staffy> kept chasin that laser
09:58 <kibblz> your dog
09:59 <kibblz> ?
10:01 <staffy> like
10:03 <kibblz> you stole it now
10:10 <staffy> 3 hours it was still lookin for it
10:14 <staffy> yep
10:21 <staffy> he is da best
10:23 <staffy> so he is mine
10:34 <Netz> i am tired & hornay. Nite sinners
10:35 Quit: Netz ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
11:10 <slinky_J> two blind bandits
11:14 <slinky_J> panic!
11:24 <slinky_J> i school you with one hand
11:39 <slinky_J> if you want attention in melb chan you gottta change ur nick to sandraa
11:40 <slinky_J> rofl
11:50 <kibblz> lol
12:07 Part: CUTEGUY ([email protected]) from #melbourne
12:19 <slinky_J> lol
12:24 <slinky_J> CUTEGUY
12:29 <slinky_J> weak as piss
12:34 <red`fever> i always examine my shit to see if theres any discoloration
12:34 <staffy> lol
12:34 <slinky_J> leaving makes me stronger
12:51 * slinky_J bashes red`fever
12:59 <slinky_J> you are one sick puppy
13:15 <slinky_J> you sit there findin gross shit to say all day mang get out ya parents basement
13:22 <slinky_J> ya twizzzzted fuck
13:26 Part: CunningLinguist ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:30 * botflies slaps snotface around a bit with a large trout
13:39 <kibblz> baby doll
13:43 <kibblz> tashy
13:46 <kibblz> i spoke to her today
13:48 <slinky_J> aha
13:51 <slinky_J> hot
13:55 <kibblz> and she said i sound sexy
14:00 <slinky_J> aww on fonez
14:07 <red`fever> man i thought that was normal jeeez
14:08 <slinky_J> make her break up with her b4 for u bro
14:09 <slinky_J> lmao
14:22 Part: thomoboy1 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:26 <kibblz> [3:18:33 pm] <chickens> holy crap
14:26 <kibblz> [3:18:38 pm] <chickens> who knew kibblz had a sexy voice
14:49 <slinky_J> let me paste my convo
14:51 <slinky_J> with myself
14:53 * kibblz slaps botflies around a bit with a baseball bat!
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15:23 Part: D-Yoshii ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:25 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> i dont speak <slinky_J> im up in the air wrapped in a sheet <slinky_J> im not a real person <slinky_J> im a ghost trapped in this beat!
15:27 <slinky_J> whoah
15:31 <slinky_J> that slinky is so cool!
15:32 Join: compunerd ([email protected]) to #melbourne
15:34 Part: moi2 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:36 * slinky_J slaps botflies around a bit with a large trout
15:39 * slinky_J slaps botflies around a bit with a large trout
16:06 <red`fever> slinky_J man dont you take a look at your shit once in a while?
16:20 <compunerd> i think your all a bunch of american cocksucking lovers
16:50 <compunerd> i like a man who drools
16:58 <compunerd> drool on my balls
17:30 <slinky_J> nope
17:33 <slinky_J> i dont need to
17:37 <slinky_J> i eat right
17:37 <slinky_J> etc
17:39 <slinky_J> :P
17:41 <compunerd> drool bitch
17:47 <slinky_J> but
17:50 <slinky_J> i have to say
17:55 <slinky_J> i'd love to gut you
17:58 <compunerd> i said
18:04 <slinky_J> for being so disgusting
18:05 <compunerd> drool
18:13 <slinky_J> so i'll do it now
18:19 <slinky_J> *guts red`fever*
18:20 <slinky_J> aha
18:22 <compunerd> droooooolll
18:28 * slinky_J slaps compunerd around a bit with a large trout
18:35 <slinky_J> you're over 40
18:39 <red`fever> who
18:41 <slinky_J> and you're typing drool on irc
18:42 <compunerd> ahhhh tea
18:44 <slinky_J> cmon man
18:49 <slinky_J> don't bitch out
18:53 <slinky_J> lose ya sanity
18:55 <compunerd> i luv tea
18:59 <slinky_J> bet you do
18:59 <compunerd> dilmah
19:01 <slinky_J> mad hatter
19:04 <slinky_J> ya fucken
19:10 Join: kokothemonkey ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:11 <slinky_J> fat shit 40 somethin year old
19:14 Part: pigs_might_flu ([email protected]) from #melbourne
19:16 <compunerd> you luv to suk it
19:18 <slinky_J> bangs his head into the wall instead
19:21 <slinky_J> naw mang
19:32 <slinky_J> you got asked to cum to the darkside you went for the arse instead!
19:52 <compunerd> i want mikey
19:54 <kokothemonkey> does the darkside mean black cock ?
20:00 <slinky_J> mikey is mine
20:02 <slinky_J> :P
20:06 Join: love_to_lick ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:13 <compunerd> his mine biatch
20:16 <slinky_J> ahaha kokothemonkey :P
20:17 <slinky_J> nope
20:20 Part: slinky_J ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:29 Join: JamesDen ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:30 Join: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:32 <PandasDontDrive> back
20:39 <PandasDontDrive> cant change nick in here aha
20:42 <compunerd> his raw ass i jailbait meat
20:43 <PandasDontDrive> mikey is my girl
20:44 <PandasDontDrive> ahah.
20:47 * kokothemonkey pats PandasDontDrive
20:53 <PandasDontDrive> :P
20:56 * PandasDontDrive roars!
21:07 <compunerd> fukn biatch
21:09 Part: Bohica ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:15 * kokothemonkey gives PandasDontDrive a bamboo stalk
21:23 <red`fever> man my balls have parasites cause they wont stop itching
21:37 <kokothemonkey> crabs
21:37 <PandasDontDrive> haha
21:42 <PandasDontDrive> ya feral POS
21:58 <PandasDontDrive> *takes you out back and shoots you to put you out of OUR misery.
22:16 <red`fever> i need something with paws to relief me
22:21 <PandasDontDrive> jer
22:22 <red`fever> relieve*
22:27 <PandasDontDrive> no shit?
22:33 <PandasDontDrive> and root it?
22:36 <PandasDontDrive> ya fiend!
22:44 <PandasDontDrive> someone should smash you
22:45 <PandasDontDrive> :P
23:35 Join: D-Yoshii ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:45 <compunerd> put your hands up in the air !
23:53 <red`fever> *scratch* *scratch*
23:57 Join: GreenEyesF ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:07 <red`fever> aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
24:43 <red`fever> what dawgggggggggggggg
24:49 Join: Bohica ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:55 Part: GreenEyesF ([email protected]) from #melbourne
25:03 Part: JamesDen ([email protected]) from #melbourne
25:16 Nick: demon` is now known as demon`sleep
25:30 <compunerd> slinky_J: that slinky is so cool!
25:30 <compunerd> red`fever: slinky_J man dont you take a look at your shit once in a while?
25:30 <compunerd> compunerd: i think your all a bunch of american cocksucking lovers
25:30 <compunerd> compunerd: i like a man who drools
25:31 <compunerd> compunerd: drool on my balls
25:31 Kick: compunerd was kicked by badger.qld.au.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 10 secs))
25:31 Join: compunerd ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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25:37 <compunerd> wtf
25:44 <PandasDontDrive> :D
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno yo
25:52 <PandasDontDrive> not even takin notice
25:53 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
25:58 Join: MrPresident ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:03 <PandasDontDrive> chix on msn yo
26:06 <PandasDontDrive> u should join in
26:07 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
26:08 <compunerd> scratches his ass
27:07 * red`fever sticks a cue stick up compunerd ass
27:08 <MrPresident> chicks on msn, you say? :D
27:09 Join: IMP ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:14 <PandasDontDrive> jer
27:20 <PandasDontDrive> dat get nekked
27:22 <PandasDontDrive> loL
27:27 <PandasDontDrive> heaps
27:28 Join: RockChick ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:30 <PandasDontDrive> had two then
27:31 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
27:32 <kibblz> msn = messaging slut network.
27:36 <PandasDontDrive> i cant keep watchin that shit
27:38 <MrPresident> RockChick, show us yer maraccas!
27:40 <PandasDontDrive> gettin the panda too hot
27:41 <PandasDontDrive> aha
27:44 <PandasDontDrive> trapped in his room!
27:49 Part: RockChick ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:51 <PandasDontDrive> banned from town!
27:57 Join: Giocattolo^Chiq ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:58 Part: fitmelbguy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
28:09 <PandasDontDrive> banned from every fkn street
28:15 <red`fever> man im high as a kite mofo
28:32 Part: Giocattolo^Chiq ([email protected]) from #melbourne
28:34 <kibblz> bambambamoochi
28:52 <red`fever> pandy take a splif g banger
29:14 <red`fever> get back to the roots
29:39 <red`fever> kick back and take a trip
29:53 Part: IMP ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:57 Join: IMP ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:09 Join: mr4u ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:17 Join: Cyrax ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:39 Join: pollock ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:49 <kibblz> hi pollock
30:52 Join: groovegenerator ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:53 <pollock> http://i25.tinypic.com/301pzr5.jpg
30:55 <kokothemonkey> i want a female panda
31:03 <kibblz> LOL!!!!!!!
31:06 Part: bringbakthebush ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:09 Part: pollock ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:10 Part: BrismanS ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:11 <kibblz> gold
31:37 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
31:40 <PandasDontDrive> fkn fkn fkn!!!
31:53 <PandasDontDrive> I DONT SPEAK IM A PANDA FLOATIN IN THE AIR WRAPPED IN A SHEET!
32:19 <red`fever> keep your voice down ehh
32:45 <red`fever> this isnt the home for the hearing impaired
32:54 <kokothemonkey> why is a panda floating
33:00 Part: walkman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:11 Part: ICE_QUEEN ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:11 <PandasDontDrive> jea?
33:11 Join: spunkie ([email protected]) to #melbourne
33:15 <PandasDontDrive> what is it
33:18 <red`fever> cause hes got smoke blowing out of his ass
33:22 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
33:25 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 bro
33:27 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahah
33:34 <PandasDontDrive> faggot :P
34:11 <red`fever> hahahah you sick sod
34:31 <kokothemonkey> a panda took my baby
34:32 <PandasDontDrive> shit
34:32 <PandasDontDrive> pipe is blocked as
34:32 <compunerd> das hoert mann red`fever
34:42 <kibblz> staffy is on the shitter everyone
34:44 <kibblz> with his laptop
34:47 <kibblz> say hi
34:47 <PandasDontDrive> now i gotta bother rollin a jount
34:48 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
34:49 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
35:27 <kokothemonkey> can i have a joint ?
35:50 <compunerd> no
36:10 <PandasDontDrive> yes
36:13 <PandasDontDrive> :P
36:14 <compunerd> suck PandasDontDrive's dick instead
36:16 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
36:19 <PandasDontDrive> i gave out
36:24 <PandasDontDrive> half the oz i had
36:25 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
36:29 <PandasDontDrive> we got ripped as :P
36:34 <kokothemonkey> i'll pay :P
37:40 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
37:43 <PandasDontDrive> naw
37:43 <compunerd> you got ripped by a gay ass fag
37:47 <PandasDontDrive> im a nice motherfucker
37:49 <PandasDontDrive> i give out
37:54 <PandasDontDrive> i dont expect shit
37:56 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
37:56 <compunerd> bendover
37:57 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept him to die
38:03 <PandasDontDrive> YA FUCKIN
38:05 Kick: PandasDontDrive was kicked by badger.qld.au.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 10 secs))
38:05 Join: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:09 <PandasDontDrive> fkn idiot.
38:13 <compunerd> skut
38:14 * PandasDontDrive slaps compunerd around a bit with a large trout
38:19 <PandasDontDrive> ya shit old fuck head
38:26 <compunerd> skut
38:47 <compunerd> i said skut
38:54 <compunerd> you skut
38:56 <PandasDontDrive> yea
38:58 <PandasDontDrive> so what
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
39:02 <PandasDontDrive> bait or what
39:08 <compunerd> you are a skut
39:09 <PandasDontDrive> go get banned
39:20 Join: Ak ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:27 <compunerd> you.... skut
39:34 Part: Mr_Smart ([email protected]) from #melbourne
39:37 Part: SoccerPLaya ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:02 Part: saysoso ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:08 <compunerd> you ara a skut you know that
40:15 Part: doplar ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:17 * red`fever bursts a fart
40:20 <compunerd> all skut
40:24 <red`fever> man take a whiff of this g, this will knock your knickers off your mumma
40:41 <compunerd> smoke my balls
41:17 <compunerd> i made 5 babys
41:17 * red`fever puts compunerd's balls into a meat shredder
41:36 <compunerd> and been in over 100 �nts
42:02 <compunerd> smoke my testes
42:03 Part: mR`KoLO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:07 <red`fever> thats a clever way of avoiding a ban
42:22 Part: {NaVi} ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:26 <PandasDontDrive> ima need food
42:30 <kokothemonkey> i got a vasectomy
42:32 <PandasDontDrive> gonna have to walk to servo
42:33 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
42:36 <PandasDontDrive> WTF
42:41 <compunerd> my balls contain calcium
42:44 <PandasDontDrive> wtf did i walk into
42:45 <compunerd> and protein
42:46 <PandasDontDrive> you fucken
42:49 <PandasDontDrive> pusscakes
42:54 Join: crave_m ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:00 <compunerd> and plenty of acidophilus !
43:01 <red`fever> arnt you a herbivore?
43:09 Join: Sweet-Jeff ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:09 <red`fever> go out a graze the grass
43:24 Part: IMP ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:26 <compunerd> graze my nuts biatch
43:49 * red`fever grazes compunerd nuts
43:53 <compunerd> :)
44:15 Join: ChasersWar ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:16 <PandasDontDrive> mang
44:18 <PandasDontDrive> ANTS
44:20 <PandasDontDrive> omgawsh
44:22 <PandasDontDrive> save me antz
44:27 * PandasDontDrive hugglefux ance
44:31 * PandasDontDrive slaps ChasersWar around a bit with a large trout
44:32 <ChasersWar> hahah
44:35 Part: Sweet-Jeff ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:35 <compunerd> you need mango balls
44:36 Join: niccolla ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:38 <ChasersWar> who am i saving you from?
44:41 Part: Bohica ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:47 <PandasDontDrive> oh oh oh
44:48 <PandasDontDrive> THEM!
44:50 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
44:51 <compunerd> huge fuckn mango balls
45:02 <ChasersWar> who has testicular elephantisis?
45:06 <compunerd> down ya throat
45:07 <kokothemonkey> me
45:16 Nick: Cyrax is now known as Sub_Zero
45:21 <compunerd> deep throat that mango
45:41 Nick: Sub_Zero is now known as Cyrax
45:41 Part: Kill_Goyim ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:42 <compunerd> down ya jugular
45:56 <red`fever> ive got a case of elephant testicals
46:08 <ChasersWar> kokothemonkey: sounds hawt. can i see? xD
46:32 Join: botlies ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:34 <compunerd> well why don't ya deep throat those elephant balls ?
46:35 <kokothemonkey> my balls are to be seen only by those who suck them
46:55 <red`fever> cause i got your mumma right here doing that alone
47:05 Part: botflies ([email protected]) from #melbourne
47:18 <red`fever> she niceeeeee
47:24 <compunerd> ok, so my mama is there with her ass over your face
47:30 Nick: Lilah is now known as Lilah[away]
47:34 <compunerd> she wants to take a shit
47:56 <compunerd> shits over your face
48:00 Part: QtI_GuY ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:48 <red`fever> boy i like your mummas booty she reminds me of a hoe i met
48:55 <kokothemonkey> my mumma sucked my balls once, she said they were saltier than my dads
49:47 <red`fever> i guess your mumma has a thing foe peanuts
49:51 <compunerd> my mama rubs her shit all over ya face
50:08 Join: saysoso ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:45 <kokothemonkey> nope pistachios
50:49 <red`fever> dont be speaking bout ur mumma like that son she da one hoe in the neighbourhood
51:22 <compunerd> you da one who licked the shit off my mamas ass bitch
51:31 <compunerd> so stfu
51:41 Join: trimms ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:56 <compunerd> look at that shit all over ya face
52:08 <compunerd> look shitfaced biatch
52:10 Join: FredBert ([email protected]) to #melbourne
52:12 <FredBert> hello
52:35 <red`fever> man yo daddy aint gonna like it when he hears bout this
52:35 <compunerd> FredBert: stfu faggot
52:43 Part: Ak ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:51 <compunerd> FredBert: go pm mikey, for a golden gaytime
53:08 <FredBert> errr
53:11 <FredBert> do i know you compunerd?
53:19 <FredBert> and who is mikey?
53:21 <compunerd> yeah you do bitch
53:23 <kokothemonkey> i want a brown gaytime
53:26 <compunerd> i did ya mama lastnight
53:37 <FredBert> fucking spambots
53:46 <red`fever> no but maybe u might know his mumma she been hitchhiking for sex
54:30 <FredBert> wtf
54:34 <FredBert> you guys are on something
54:43 <FredBert> and its not the love of Jesus Christ, that's for sure
55:16 <red`fever> mang yo mumma is a swine
55:20 <Pieter> im going to brf
55:29 <Pieter> goof ofnig
56:04 <PandasDontDrive> awww
56:10 <PandasDontDrive> you gonna spoof off?
56:12 <PandasDontDrive> go on HUNZ
58:04 <compunerd> scarface
58:22 <compunerd> suck my ballz
58:37 <red`fever> mang yo mumma raised a fool
58:55 Part: snotface ([email protected]) from #melbourne (You hate to see me go but you love to watch me leave.)
59:03 <compunerd> http://csusap.csu.edu.au/~nhowle01/assets/scarface-photo-scarface-6229381.jpg
00:39 Join: Show_Girl ([email protected]) to #melbourne
00:45 <red`fever> mang i like this hoe
00:48 <FredBert> red'fever, what's the first thing that pops into your mind when you see this: http://i31.tinypic.com/qswoer.jpg
01:20 Part: spunkie ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:23 <kokothemonkey> orgy
01:45 <FredBert> where??
01:49 <red`fever> mang i aint checking pics of ya genitals you inbred
02:03 <compunerd> i see FredBert all over my ass
02:27 <compunerd> like a gay ass fag
02:32 <kokothemonkey> that picture
02:41 <FredBert> what about the picture?
02:53 <kokothemonkey> orgy with bukkake, reminds me of that
03:27 Part: kibblz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:55 <FredBert> this is so shit - http://i28.tinypic.com/2euh46t.jpg
04:37 <kokothemonkey> looks like chocolate
04:55 <FredBert> ew
05:00 <FredBert> actualy
05:01 <FredBert> it does
05:03 <FredBert> yum :)
05:53 Part: jonno ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:56 <PandasDontDrive> you doing the shithead dance?
05:58 <PandasDontDrive> OH U RULE
05:59 <PandasDontDrive> :P
06:16 <kokothemonkey> i'm a shithead :(
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07:08 <PandasDontDrive> aawww
07:10 * botlies slaps kibblz around a bit with a large trout
07:12 <PandasDontDrive> wb kibblz nigga!
07:16 <PandasDontDrive> wb botlies nigga!
07:16 <kibblz> baby doll
07:17 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:21 <PandasDontDrive> wb PandasDontDrive nigga!
07:22 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
07:25 <LEB2C> how do i know if there running a computer application on a server
07:47 <PandasDontDrive> dude
07:50 <PandasDontDrive> uno how
07:54 <compunerd> I've been down one time
07:58 <PandasDontDrive> cause this is what happens when bad meets evil
08:03 <compunerd> And I've been down two times
08:10 <PandasDontDrive> we be sittin up in the trees till we look like vietnamese ppl!
08:12 <compunerd> But right now I'm drowning
08:17 <red`fever> alright dpgs my eyes sting and my balls wont stop rattling
08:22 <FredBert> mmmmmm, best chocolate in the world! eat your heart out MasterChef! http://i28.tinypic.com/2euh46t.jpg
08:22 <compunerd> Drowning in the sea of love
08:24 <PandasDontDrive> compunerd is trying to say he wants to take you up the ass!
08:34 <compunerd> I've been out here so very long
08:37 <PandasDontDrive> he's the fucken DUCKS NUTS
08:38 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
08:41 <PandasDontDrive> yea fuck off
08:47 <PandasDontDrive> ya tripped out 50s mofo
08:47 <compunerd> I done lost all my direction
08:50 * PandasDontDrive slaps compunerd around a bit with a large trout
08:59 <compunerd> Baby, when you came my way
09:07 <red`fever> say hi to yo mumma when she gets back
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09:11 Part: red`fever (red`[email protected]) from #melbourne
09:13 <compunerd> Thought I had found my protection
09:19 Part: crave_m ([email protected]) from #melbourne
09:25 <compunerd> But a strong wind came into my life
09:30 <PandasDontDrive> dude
09:31 <PandasDontDrive> fuck up
09:35 <compunerd> It surely took me by surprise
09:38 <PandasDontDrive> stop ay blood clot cryin
09:44 <PandasDontDrive> just piss off
09:48 <PandasDontDrive> go die in a gutter
09:50 <PandasDontDrive> like a hooker
09:52 <PandasDontDrive> motherfucker.
09:56 <compunerd> I can't seem to control these tears
09:58 Part: LEB2C ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:03 <MrPresident> compunerd...
10:06 <compunerd> That's falling from my eyes
10:18 <compunerd> I've been down one time
10:30 <compunerd> And I've been down two times
10:45 <compunerd> But right now I'm drowning
10:47 <PandasDontDrive> dude
10:50 <PandasDontDrive> take a pistol
10:53 <PandasDontDrive> put a bullet in
10:57 <compunerd> Drowning in the sea of love
11:01 <PandasDontDrive> squeaze the shit and watch the seasons change.
11:07 <compunerd> Sea of love
11:13 * PandasDontDrive BITCH FUCKEN SLAPS YOU TO DEATH YOU FUCKEN LOSER
11:15 <compunerd> Baby, I depended on you
11:24 <PandasDontDrive> someone slit this pigs throat
11:24 <compunerd> For the love navigation
11:37 <compunerd> But now you've gone and deserted me
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11:47 <compunerd> Can't you see that I'm in desperation
12:00 <compunerd> I'm in the middle of a bad love storm
12:01 Part: mZ_MaL[tEaZeR] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
12:09 <compunerd> And it's bad as it can be
12:12 <FredBert> omg
12:14 <FredBert> guys
12:16 <FredBert> you HAVE to see this
12:17 <FredBert> http://media.photobucket.com/image/most%20disgusting%20pic/alanrickmansandwich/1hawtdog.jpg
12:18 <compunerd> I look around, all I can see
12:28 <compunerd> Is water coming down over me
12:40 <compunerd> I've been down one time
12:49 <compunerd> And I've been down two times
12:58 <compunerd> But right now I'm drowning
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13:07 <compunerd> Drowning in the sea of love
13:19 <compunerd> Sea of love, sea of love
13:28 <compunerd> I've been down one time
13:36 <compunerd> And I've been down two times
13:45 <compunerd> But right now I'm drowning
13:50 Part: Italo38 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:54 <compunerd> Drowning in the sea of love
14:09 <compunerd> Sea of love
14:20 <compunerd> But right now I'm just drowning
14:21 <FredBert> compunerd - http://media.photobucket.com/image/most%20disgusting%20pic/alanrickmansandwich/1hawtdog.jpg
14:29 <compunerd> Drowning in the sea of love
14:36 Part: In2rNb ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:37 Part: trimms ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:41 <compunerd> A sea of love, sea of love
15:18 Part: groovegenerator ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:47 <compunerd> Come with me, to the sea
16:06 <compunerd> To the sea, the sea of love
16:14 Part: ChasersWar ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:27 <compunerd> I want to tell you how much I love you
16:42 <Pieter> okies
16:47 <Pieter> im off to bed
16:55 <Pieter> have a greadt might peoples
17:07 <compunerd> shows his thompson mk1 to Pieter
17:08 <FredBert> wait
17:12 <FredBert> Pieter - http://i28.tinypic.com/24whnwm.jpg
17:13 <FredBert> LOL
17:16 <FredBert> i love lol pics
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17:38 <compunerd> Pieter: bend over fag
17:56 <FredBert> hi humphrey
17:59 <FredBert> wanna see something funny?
18:00 <FredBert> http://i28.tinypic.com/24whnwm.jpg
18:26 <compunerd> www.pieter.com
19:02 <compunerd> that url is gay
19:05 <MrPresident> i think that pic could turn a lot of people vegetarian
19:09 <compunerd> Pieter is gay
19:15 <Angryman> ohh god the 7 pm project is shit.
19:16 <MrPresident> so well done for helping out PETA
19:16 <FredBert> MrPresident
19:18 <Angryman> oh my god!!
19:18 <FredBert> you reckon?
19:31 <MrPresident> it's got potential FredBert
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20:05 <compunerd> fred gives head
20:16 <PandasDontDrive> :d
20:32 <FredBert> i do
20:33 <FredBert> :)
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20:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@yeah.im.a.fkn.hyeeeena.org
20:35 Kick: SHIT was kicked by ChanOP (dont swear, it makes baby jesus cry)
20:40 <compunerd> it;s true
20:49 <compunerd> fred gives mad blowjobs
21:06 <compunerd> don't you FredBert
21:48 <PandasDontDrive> wow
21:50 <PandasDontDrive> u suck
21:55 <compunerd> http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Scarface_wallpaper/Scarface_3.jpg
21:58 <compunerd> looks
22:56 <compunerd> u all suck dick
23:01 <kokothemonkey> i just popped a testicle
23:21 <compunerd> suck my balls
23:27 * FredBert sucks
23:28 <compunerd> it's 1:22am
23:34 Part: Combine ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:54 <compunerd> 18+ need apply
24:15 Part: humphrey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:18 <compunerd> suck my schlong like a gay ass homo phobo
24:24 <compunerd> http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Scarface_wallpaper/Scarface_3.jpg
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28:01 <kibblz> tony montanaaaaaaaa
28:08 <kibblz> joo wan play rought
28:11 <kibblz> -t
29:35 <kibblz> Show_Girl you slut
29:38 <kibblz> i'll smash you
29:42 <kibblz> nah jokes.
29:43 <compunerd> top of the world baby
30:10 <kibblz> fuckin bitch keeps msgin me
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30:35 <compunerd> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq5pLi0huhw
30:43 <compunerd> check the link
31:18 <compunerd> that's the way i always will feel
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33:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o baz
33:06 <PandasDontDrive> give me three fat tabs
33:09 <PandasDontDrive> and ten shrooms
33:17 <PandasDontDrive> and you wont see me like fat people in steam rooms!
33:20 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
33:25 <PandasDontDrive> eminem!
33:34 <Pieter> okies
33:35 <Pieter> nite
33:41 <Pieter> Good night people
33:44 Part: staffy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:45 <Pieter> G'MMoooooooooooooooote
33:46 Part: boredstooge ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:49 <Pieter> Moteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
33:53 <Pieter> Bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'
34:30 <Pieter> moteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
34:33 <Avi> toot
34:33 <Pieter> gppd mogjtttttttttttttttttttt
34:42 <Pieter> g'motereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
34:46 <Pieter> meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
34:49 Part: doctor ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:50 <Pieter> arefor@
35:17 <kibblz> stfu
35:28 <kibblz> baby doll
35:38 * kibblz sets mode: +b Show_Girl!*@*
35:56 * Avi sets mode +b Avi
36:10 <compunerd> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHfddvbKb4w&feature=related
36:15 <compunerd> this is cool
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41:57 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHaXTJ1z5Tw
45:34 <PandasDontDrive> scramz
47:09 <compunerd> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zhWOcLM1ss
47:19 <PandasDontDrive> aye
47:21 <PandasDontDrive> compunerd
47:23 <PandasDontDrive> why u such a fkn
47:25 <PandasDontDrive> loser
47:26 <PandasDontDrive> :P
47:28 Kick: PandasDontDrive was kicked by badger.qld.au.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 10 secs))
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47:57 <Angryman> Win back a year's worth of tax
48:08 <Angryman> Then the ATO will tax 50% of it.
48:10 <Angryman> fuck off!
50:06 * botlies slaps Angryman around a bit with a large trout
50:16 <botlies> is your other nick reco by any chance?
50:44 <Angryman> never heard of reco
51:16 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHA
51:19 <PandasDontDrive> 65
51:21 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
51:25 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha
51:28 <PandasDontDrive> ya dick head
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53:19 Nick: LeMz is now known as LeMz[a]
53:20 <kibblz> reco
53:40 Part: walkie ([email protected]) from #melbourne
53:57 <kibblz> got owned
54:04 <kibblz> bastick
55:09 Part: CaptainPlanetIsYourHero ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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55:41 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgwxzczGzG0
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06:19 <Bee_Hornet> i need to boost up my sexual power
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06:43 <pervert> hey fools
06:49 <pervert> just thought i'd drop in ayye
06:53 <pervert> wanna see my balls?
06:54 <Bee_Hornet> hi mate
06:57 <demon> hows the perv'in?
06:58 <pervert> hai bee
07:03 <Bee_Hornet> bzzzzz
07:04 <pervert> not really happenin
07:09 <Bee_Hornet> where's Bigbee?
07:15 <pervert> was about to ask u
07:22 <pervert> i haven't seen him around lately
07:22 <Bee_Hornet> Bigbee gone shopping
07:27 <pervert> have u seen bigbee?
07:31 <Bee_Hornet> nope
07:41 <pervert> ye
07:45 <demon> meh
07:50 * Bee_Hornet tumbles his lip
07:52 <demon> msg BIGBOY instead
07:57 <demon> hah
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08:53 <Bee_Hornet> any Europiean chicks here newbees?
09:07 Part: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) from #melbourne
09:21 <Bee_Hornet> I wanna kiss me all
09:58 Part: KnIghT_RiDeR ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:02 Part: Interesting ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:11 <Bee_Hornet> FeedBees.com
10:47 <pervert> was that
10:56 Part: m_30 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
11:08 <Bee_Hornet> Buzzing the largest RSS directory
12:13 <compunerd> Death Shall Have No dominion
12:34 <Bee_Hornet> dominion rd mt albert
13:49 <compunerd> and how many deaths were dominated on dominion rd in mt albert
14:35 <Bee_Hornet> Crime Tours - Radio New Zealand
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15:30 <Scramble> Hot Bandito Wedges Hoooooo!
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18:44 <Bee_Hornet> Melbourne Crime Tours retrace the steps of some of the city's most notorious criminals.
19:13 <pervert> macintosh
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21:03 <Bee_Hornet> Sophie Laver is sexy
21:11 Part: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:34 <Bee_Hornet> Bigbee is sexy
21:35 <pervert> my dick is so hard
21:43 <Bee_Hornet> lies
21:52 Part: compunerd ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:35 <Bee_Hornet> i was at home washing dishes
24:15 <Bee_Hornet> � liter water for 44 Plates
25:33 <Bee_Hornet> Rupert Everett says Michael Jackson was a freak who's better off dead.
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25:42 <Bee_Hornet> rofl
26:36 <Bee_Hornet> yes so she's a stupid
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26:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@yeah.im.a.fkn.hyeeeena.org
26:53 Kick: SHIT was kicked by ChanOP (dont swear, it makes baby jesus cry)
27:24 <kibblz> SHIT
27:32 <pervert> shit
27:44 <pervert> wheres pollock?
27:58 <kibblz> http://i25.tinypic.com/301pzr5.jpg
28:00 <kibblz> right there.
28:09 Nick: botlies is now known as bastick
28:21 <pervert> fuck u found him
28:48 <kokothemonkey> i'm posting an extremly desperate and pathetic personals ad on graigslist
28:58 <pervert> what is graigslist
29:03 <kokothemonkey> craigslist
29:08 <pervert> whats that
29:23 <kokothemonkey> online/personals/classifieds
29:30 <pervert> hahaha
29:52 <kokothemonkey> it's free and they have one for some major cities in the world
30:06 Part: trimms ([email protected]) from #melbourne
30:21 <Bee_Hornet> I m still mentally in melbourne
30:24 <kokothemonkey> it says i'm desperate, lonley , pathetic and willing to settle for anything
30:38 <pervert> swee
30:39 <pervert> t
30:45 <kokothemonkey> i'm mentally ill so i'm not sure where i am
30:52 Nick: bastick is now known as ReCo^RaGeR
30:59 <kibblz> LOL
31:01 <Bee_Hornet> you're in my heart cherry
31:11 <kibblz> boommmbastick
31:24 <kokothemonkey> if only you were a girl willing to date me all my problems would be solved
31:53 <Bee_Hornet> I can be anything you like but not just your taxman
32:25 <kokothemonkey> meet me tommorw in a hoop skirt at federation square
32:43 <pervert> i just want to masturbate now
32:44 <Bee_Hornet> i need a visa to escape this so-called-hell
33:01 <kokothemonkey> you can marry me and become a citizen
34:58 <dr00d> mleh
34:59 <Bee_Hornet> I just wanna be back whatever it takes
36:14 Nick: ReCo^RaGeR is now known as pandora
36:24 <Bee_Hornet> i will convert myself into a female so that will saves you the affort and immigration
36:27 <kibblz> lol
36:33 Nick: pandora is now known as ReCo^RaGeR
37:15 <Bee_Hornet> effort and the immigration hassle
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42:56 * shads slaps ^matty^ around a bit with a large trout
45:15 Nick: malgafa is now known as BOKH
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47:28 <Bee_Hornet> transgender hormone replacement therapy
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59:44 <kibblz> Glass_Girl you dirty bitch.
00:58 <Glass_Girl> u want me to cut off your mamhood kibblz :)
01:07 Part: dontknow ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:25 <kibblz> i'll have it in your pussy before that happens.
02:29 * Glass_Girl slaps u a few time your dreaming there
04:39 <pervert> YOU'RE
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08:02 <Bee_Hornet> THE REAL DEAL
08:06 Part: ness09-newcastle ([email protected]) from #melbourne
08:17 <tiesto> fkup?
08:48 <Bee_Hornet> 3 bedrooms 1 bathroom $199,000
09:37 <ffff> i'll take it
10:00 <tiesto> who had a wank today
10:01 <tiesto> ?
10:07 <paradox> me
10:07 <dr00d> you all talk shit
10:11 <paradox> i had a wank
10:20 <Bee_Hornet> i m having one
10:34 <paradox> i had 6 once
10:48 <ffff> tell me about your wannk technique paradox
10:51 <Bee_Hornet> I had too on Ice
10:55 Part: Italo38 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
11:23 <paradox> im not telling you
11:26 <dr00d> fuck you
11:28 <kibblz> pz
11:30 <kibblz> whats ya msn mate
11:35 <paradox> the_pz
11:37 <Bee_Hornet> i have been playing with it last several hours and cant get a grip
11:42 <kibblz> hotmail ?
11:45 <paradox> .com
11:45 <paradox> ?
11:52 * ReCo^RaGeR slaps paradox around a bit with a large trout
11:55 <ReCo^RaGeR> i have pz's msn
11:59 <Bee_Hornet> looking for love?
12:03 <ReCo^RaGeR> we should go on skype
12:03 <kibblz> invite him
12:04 <kibblz> lol
12:10 <ReCo^RaGeR> hes not online
12:14 <kibblz> go on msn
12:15 <kibblz> pz
12:16 <kibblz> you tossa.
12:20 <paradox> i dont have it
12:22 <paradox> amsn
12:26 <kibblz> before i have a balistick attack
12:26 <kibblz> on ya
12:27 <Bee_Hornet> i wanna buy house selling the one in the uk
12:33 <kibblz> yeah go on msn
12:33 <kibblz> amsn
12:38 <ReCo^RaGeR> U GOT SKYPE PZ?
12:39 <Bee_Hornet> 250,000 pounds
12:46 <paradox> nar
12:50 <paradox> fucked me skype
12:51 <ReCo^RaGeR> got a mic pz?
12:53 <paradox> long time ago
12:56 <ReCo^RaGeR> lol
12:56 <paradox> nah
12:59 <ReCo^RaGeR> download it afain
13:00 <paradox> mic is ratshit
13:01 <ReCo^RaGeR> or r u on dial up
13:04 <Bee_Hornet> i shall wait a bit more....
13:06 <ReCo^RaGeR> ur rat shit
13:09 <ReCo^RaGeR> stupid alco cunt
13:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@0180bffd.westnet.com.au
13:10 Kick: ReCo^RaGeR was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) The C-bomb, or any intended variant, is not tolerated <autoban>)
13:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b ReCo^RaGeR!*@*
13:14 <kibblz> LOL!
13:17 <Bee_Hornet> lol
13:27 <pervert> PWND pwnd PWND pwnd PWND pwnd PWND pwnd PWND pwnd PWND pwnd PWND pwnd PWND pwnd PWND pwnd PWND pwnd PWND pwnd PWND pwnd
13:57 <kibblz> ragin
14:08 <MACOSX> hey man
14:14 <MACOSX> please dont makea sound
14:23 <Bee_Hornet> i'll invite you all for a house warming party
14:26 <MACOSX> cant ya see the piece of shit government in fornt of you/
15:10 <Bee_Hornet> i pee on govt
15:26 <Angryman> obviously
15:42 <kokothemonkey> i think i need sleep
15:48 <Angryman> MACOSX: what irc thingy jiggy do you use on your macosx/?
16:17 <Bee_Hornet> 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms $170,000
16:30 <kokothemonkey> who wants to sleep with me?
16:34 <Bee_Hornet> MOTUEKA, Tasman District
16:39 <Bee_Hornet> i do
16:56 <Bee_Hornet> dont fart in the blanket only
16:58 <kokothemonkey> well you better get here fast
17:09 <Bee_Hornet> yep soon
17:11 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:16 <kokothemonkey> i have been gassy latley
18:04 <kokothemonkey> peace out bitches
18:14 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgwxzczGzG0
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26:48 <kibblz> who wants to gimme their msn
26:55 <kibblz> so i can have a lil chat to ya
27:00 <paradox> LOL
27:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@yeah.im.a.fkn.hyeeeena.org
27:09 <kibblz> me and my pal adrian
27:11 <kibblz> wanna chat to you
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33:58 <PandasDontDrive> BRRRRR
33:59 <PandasDontDrive> lmao!
34:09 <kibblz> panda
34:11 <kibblz> whats ya msn
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44:50 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBMYow46LxQ man on the moon
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46:24 <Bee_Hornet> wrong clip
46:31 <Bee_Hornet> sorry
46:35 <MrInappropriate> fuckin
46:40 <MrInappropriate> i wish i could sleep
47:17 <Bee_Hornet> why force your instinct
47:39 <MrInappropriate> u talking to me?
49:31 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHA
49:35 <PandasDontDrive> Bee_Hornet
49:38 <PandasDontDrive> ya crazy loon
49:40 <Bee_Hornet> hi
49:41 <PandasDontDrive> MrInappropriate
49:41 <paradox> man on the moon ?
49:45 <PandasDontDrive> he probably was
49:47 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
49:52 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha paradox
49:55 <PandasDontDrive> ya paradox!
49:56 <PandasDontDrive> :P
49:57 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
50:03 <Bee_Hornet> mwha
50:10 <PandasDontDrive> i dont speak
50:15 <PandasDontDrive> i float in the air in a sheet
50:20 <PandasDontDrive> im not a real person
50:30 <PandasDontDrive> im a ghost trapped in a beat!
50:33 <pervert> glue
50:45 <Bee_Hornet> freesbee
51:51 <PandasDontDrive> are you both mentaly challenged/
51:53 <PandasDontDrive> ?
51:56 <PandasDontDrive> honestly
52:01 <PandasDontDrive> geta gun
52:05 <PandasDontDrive> both of u
52:08 <PandasDontDrive> put it to ur heads
52:15 <PandasDontDrive> n pull the fun switch!
53:29 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHA
53:31 <PandasDontDrive> FUN SWITCH
53:34 <PandasDontDrive> you dumb niggas.
54:01 <gotmini> :o
54:24 <Bee_Hornet> I m a peaceful man
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55:03 <gotmini> URL: http://forums.whirlpool.net.au
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55:10 <gotmini> stupid proxy
55:30 <BOSS> wers d chicks
55:56 <gotmini> ther r non
56:40 <Bee_Hornet> chicks are busy to each other
57:55 <Bee_Hornet> when they come out i'll b in sleep
58:02 <Bee_Hornet> nite all
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01:55 <BOSS> http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1247875221/Guys_Head_Split_in_Half_on_Ledge_Jump_That_Doesnt_Go_Well
02:00 <BOSS> u goto watch this
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06:34 <dr00d> n shut the door behind ya !
06:50 <dr00d> woop
06:51 <dr00d> s
07:00 <BOSS> http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1247792511/Why_You_Shouldnt_Fight_a_Gay_Dude_in_Your_Undies
07:05 <dr00d> wrong window
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30:30 <PinkKitten> woohoo good morning all!!!!
31:26 <paradox> mornin
31:26 <PinkKitten> er... is anyone awake or am i lagged?
31:30 <paradox> im lagged
31:48 <PinkKitten> on wireless crap... so i never know
35:28 <Scramble> 69
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49:51 <kibblz> dodo is shit.
56:11 <paradox> yeah
56:16 <paradox> FUCK DODO
56:34 <paradox> INDIANS
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08:12 <DeepBlueWhale> who has low selfsteem?
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28:33 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
28:40 <PandasDontDrive> ye aand hi
28:45 <PandasDontDrive> im 14 f canda
28:46 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
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52:05 <Bee_Hornet> whos dave huges in here?
52:52 <Bee_Hornet> find what you're looking for?
53:02 <Bee_Hornet> bzzzzz
53:47 <pervert> bzzzzzzzzz
54:55 <Bee_Hornet> hey mang how is things
55:24 <pervert> great
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58:10 <Bee_Hornet> where's billa bong parks?
58:22 <Bee_Hornet> kew
00:49 <Bee_Hornet> where's newport's lake?
01:20 <Bee_Hornet> crn Elizabeth n Oxford st
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39:21 <JesseJames> Attention HOMO'S
39:25 <JesseJames> HAI!
39:27 <JesseJames> XD
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46:18 <gotmini> hi hi
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12:19 <Pieter> k
12:24 <Pieter> back to bed
12:24 <Pieter> bb,
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14:47 <TheStig> lets take drugs
14:47 <Pieter> i need a kreon drivce to make easy backups from the video store
14:51 <TheStig> every night and day
15:00 <Pieter> all of my games are 12 day old
15:05 <Pieter> bbl
15:08 <TheStig> pieter lets do drugs
15:11 <TheStig> perverts shout
15:13 <TheStig> k
15:38 <Pieter> get me some sufafed/demazin/coldral (original formula)
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15:48 <Pieter> then we can make some >L
15:50 <Pieter> bb,
15:50 <TheStig> K
15:51 <TheStig> LOl
16:00 <Pieter> 1 ,ore toabaccy cine then bved
16:10 <TheStig> K
16:11 <TheStig> lOL
16:22 <TheStig> time for some pan cakes
16:24 <Pieter> this head ris kikkunf mw
16:27 <TheStig> use the rest of my mix
16:37 <Pieter> bbk
16:43 <TheStig> bok
16:47 <Pieter> 50 valium in 1 day]
16:53 <TheStig> serious
16:54 <Pieter> 19 rtramadol
16:55 <Pieter> 20
17:05 <Pieter> i spewed this morning
17:18 <TheStig> from the valium?
17:25 <Pieter> butn un way rired now <'
17:26 <TheStig> do u think u might be addicted?
17:42 <Pieter> buw'
18:42 <xarcos> TheStig has sex with dolphins.
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19:04 <TheStig> hahaha
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29:21 <invizzi> this is bullshit, i started my diet 2 days ago and i put on 2 kilos
29:23 <invizzi> wtf
29:40 <TheStig> lol
30:06 <invizzi> eating less than ever and i weigh more than ever before
30:22 <TheStig> what king of diet
30:24 <TheStig> kind
30:41 <invizzi> nutritional kind, smaller dinner
30:58 <TheStig> its all about less carbs
31:02 <invizzi> the only thing i can think of that is causing me to weigh more is drinking lots of water
31:04 <TheStig> all day
31:11 <TheStig> could be
31:22 <invizzi> and maybe i need more fibre
31:30 <invizzi> to crap the weight out eww
31:59 <invizzi> body needs to adjust to the controlled diet, once it stablises i presume it will start working
32:15 <pervert> fuck up
32:17 <pervert> hi
32:21 <TheStig> lol
32:35 <invizzi> pervert: F U
32:39 <pervert> hahaha
32:42 <TheStig> get something to detox
33:08 <invizzi> detox like lemon detox? fuck that you gotta eat nothing and just drink lemon for a week
33:16 <TheStig> nah
33:28 <TheStig> just something from the health food store
33:34 <TheStig> not meal replacement
33:44 <TheStig> specially at the start
34:07 <TheStig> it is cold too so u might hold water
34:25 <invizzi> yeah i have noticed i get much colder because i am holding water
34:29 <invizzi> like a liquid cooler
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35:16 <TheStig> do u gym?
35:28 <invizzi> is it allright to blend oats in a shake every morning? or is having them blended not so good for keeping the digestive system working?
35:40 <invizzi> yeah 5 days a week
35:58 <TheStig> male or female
36:02 <invizzi> male
36:04 <TheStig> yeh shoud be allright
36:19 <TheStig> what type of shake u having
36:27 <TheStig> anyhing with it
36:28 <invizzi> i been having this breakfast shake invented every day for months now
36:46 <invizzi> milk, banana, egg, protien, oats, sillium husk, flaxseed oil
37:21 <TheStig> heavy meal
37:36 <invizzi> about 950 calories lol
38:14 <TheStig> what about lunch
38:34 <invizzi> lunch is usually pretty small
38:47 <invizzi> 600 calories, around that
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39:03 <TheStig> u having carbs for dinner?
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39:16 <invizzi> yeah
39:20 <TheStig> norty
39:26 <invizzi> most of my carbs are around lunch though cause of the bread etc
39:35 <TheStig> i recon no carbs after 2pm
39:38 * MonkeyInMyMind stretches and yawns
39:44 <TheStig> and get rid of the banana
39:50 <invizzi> yeah i might work towards that
39:51 <TheStig> salts
40:02 <invizzi> about 5grams a day, average ammount
40:08 <invizzi> drink enough water though so its all good
40:19 <pervert> rofl at u ----s
40:41 <TheStig> what do u do at the gym?
40:51 <TheStig> wights or cardio?
40:52 <invizzi> weights and 15 mins cardio
41:01 <invizzi> just started cardio
41:10 <TheStig> yeh cardio will help
41:26 <invizzi> yeah it gets boring though
41:26 <TheStig> 30 minutes walkin on a treadmill each day
41:35 <TheStig> it is
41:38 <invizzi> ill do really well for 3 days then get so sick of it
41:54 <invizzi> at least with weights you can measure your progress
42:10 <TheStig> u doing high reps on your weights
42:11 <invizzi> but you do feel way better after cardio
42:28 <invizzi> 10 is highest
42:32 <invizzi> for now
43:14 <invizzi> if i start losing strength i may start doing higher reps with lower weight
43:28 <TheStig> well doing that burns more fat
43:32 <TheStig> as u know
43:33 <invizzi> yeah
43:51 <TheStig> i think ur body just needs to adjust
44:16 <invizzi> yeah
44:41 <invizzi> when i first started working out i looked at diet plans and just thought id never be able to organise it etc
44:49 <invizzi> takes time to work up to it, steps
44:59 <invizzi> finally got my act together
45:51 <TheStig> atleast when u tone up u can pick up guys again
46:20 <pervert> HAAAAAA
46:32 <invizzi> very funny arsehole
46:40 <pervert> im horny
46:47 * pervert buzzz`z
46:49 <invizzi> ...
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11:10 <TheStig> <iNvIzZI> VERY FuNNy ARSeHOlE
11:15 <TheStig> <inviZZi> VERY FUnnY ARseHole
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32:37 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> Hai All =D
32:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER
32:59 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> ty
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56:35 <jonno> morning all :-)
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59:07 <Lilah> Hey jonno
00:19 <jonno> how are you lilah
01:01 <Lilah> Well, thank-you. Yourself?
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01:26 <stebie> too many channels, so little time
01:27 <jonno> ty dyl :-)
01:49 <jonno> im very good thanx lilah
01:57 <diditforthelulz> :)
02:06 <diditforthelulz> stebz i got my channel back :P
02:31 <Lilah> Great to hear, jonnie. :)
03:03 <diditforthelulz> kk bbl guys
03:37 <jonno> ok bro have fun tc for now :-)
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13:51 <LeMz[a]> zzzzzz
14:02 <ChasersWar> tim <3
14:06 <ChasersWar> still in gaydelaide?
14:45 <LeMz[a]> lol nah been back in mildura since monday.. heading back to adel tomorrow
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15:06 <ChasersWar> what's there that has you so interested? :S
15:35 <LeMz[a]> oh i wasnt in adel last wk, was in port pirie
16:25 <LeMz[a]> but nah thing that has me so interested is sleeping in my bed atm lol
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17:55 <red`fever> these are the comments made by North Korea after Hillary Clinton proclaimed that North Korea "doesnt have any friends"
18:01 <red`fever> ... North korean rep
18:05 <red`fever> "Some times she looks like a primary school girl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping"
18:52 <red`fever> that should be put into the guiness book of records for the funniest thing said
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19:39 <ChasersWar> lol
19:48 <red`fever> youve got to love those whacky northerners
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20:41 <red`fever> they say she doesnt live up to the "etiquette of the international community"
21:24 <red`fever> damn those koreans r so easy to ridicule
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41:35 <invizzi> man i bought a game for 17 dollars and the girl who sold it to me she went 'your so sexy'
42:26 <Longie> did you say 'with the money I saved, I want to take you out for dinner and a fuck?'
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42:52 <invizzi> i didn't do that i suck
43:23 <invizzi> everyone in new jersey has been arrested in some massive jewish corruption syndicate
44:14 <Longie> :(
44:22 <Longie> well, :( to the first, the second, I'm not fussed :P
44:55 <invizzi> and arnold schawrtsineger was waving this massive knife around when he was talking about tax cuts
45:00 <invizzi> it was funny
45:28 <Longie> schwarzenegger :P
45:34 <invizzi> too hard to spell
45:48 <Longie> schwarze meaning black and negger meaning grasscutter/mini scythe kind of tihng :P
45:53 <Longie> fuck I need a life
45:57 <invizzi> cool
46:07 <invizzi> whats schwarze cof mean then?
46:10 <invizzi> its some shaving brand
46:12 <Longie> black head
46:13 <invizzi> black cof
46:14 <Longie> kopf
46:20 <invizzi> head?
46:32 <invizzi> makes no sense
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48:45 <Longie> black head
49:01 * Krystal pops Longie's black head
49:08 <Longie> I suppose that's the literal term, probably translates as brunette or something. the logo is a picture of a black haired person though
49:10 <Longie> ooer
49:12 <Longie> that's not black ;)
49:15 <Krystal> Laugh Out Loud
49:31 <invizzi> the japanese stole my idea
49:39 <Longie> ?
49:40 <invizzi> onanibics
50:25 <Krystal> Laugh Out Loud invizzi u really are a dag
50:35 <invizzi> :(
50:52 <Krystal> [11:41] (invizzi): man i bought a game for 17 dollars and the girl who sold it to me she went 'your so sexy' this is such a funny statement
51:24 <invizzi> yes
51:40 <invizzi> i have been taking advice from people off irc
51:49 <invizzi> someone here told me to buy the darkness
52:09 <Krystal> ha
52:14 <Longie> speaking of which, one of my mates (and some erite asd person) was serving a customer and he took the creditcard and goes 'which channel?' and hte customer just looked at him, oddly enough was an irc nerd as well and started laughing
52:25 <Krystal> well if u took Longie's advice he would have had u bent over the salesgirl in the store
52:51 <Krystal> Laugh Out Loud what channel
53:39 <jonno> morning krystal and longie :-)
53:44 <Krystal> hi jonno
53:56 * Krystal is having eyelash extensions soon
54:20 <invizzi> what is erite asd?
54:44 <invizzi> asian?
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57:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> LOG THIS
57:28 <invizzi> man im very scared about my kidneys
57:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> FuCk You
57:39 <Krystal> we love u too WiLd_TuRkeY
57:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi invizzi sup
57:47 <invizzi> i think i have fucked my kidneys up
57:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello Krystal :)
58:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> did u take ghb invizzi>
58:16 <invizzi> no i have consumed too much protein
58:30 <Krystal> WiLd_TuRkeY r u behaving
58:41 <invizzi> like 250 grams
58:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yes Krystal
58:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have a sore throat
59:09 <Krystal> u know what they say helps with sore throats
59:20 <invizzi> i know, robitussen
59:29 <invizzi> with dmt
59:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> less smoking more choking
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59:48 <Krystal> less smoking is a start
59:57 <invizzi> i can't afford to smoke
59:58 <Krystal> and ummm what u choking on?
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00:11 <invizzi> chicken
00:19 <invizzi> male chicken
00:21 <Krystal> smoking is a bad habit
00:30 <invizzi> smoking is cool though
00:33 <Krystal> can't u tell i gave up not long ago Laugh Out Loud
00:48 <invizzi> i smoke when i go out to party
00:56 <Krystal> ewwwwwwwww
01:05 <Krystal> girls dont like kissing smokey breath
01:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ashtrays
01:16 <invizzi> what about girls who smoke?
01:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
01:42 <Krystal> well that is yuck too invizzi
01:55 <invizzi> i dont care anyway
02:01 <invizzi> girls arn't part of my life
02:50 <invizzi> everyone is canceling tours in australian pink, beyonce, janes addiction and even nkotb
03:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lack of sales?
04:05 <invizzi> no beyonce canceled because she had something better to do
04:13 <invizzi> and pink and janes addiction were illnesses though
05:05 <invizzi> in 2 years the cost of a postage stamp will be raised to $2.80
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06:22 <invizzi> Jupiter 'hit by large object' it is assumed to be an alien robotics assembly that will create a supercomputer and send data to earth
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09:54 Kick: diaf was kicked by ChanOP (Until RomperStomper can be somewhat normal, this ban stays.)
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11:43 <invizzi> what did romerstomper do to get banned?
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13:43 <Longie> being a pest I think
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25:20 Nick: demon`sleep is now known as demon`
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32:07 <LeMz[a]> blah blah blah
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37:25 <LeMz[a]> such excitment
39:44 Nick: BlueEyes is now known as Anando
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45:09 * stebie stabs LeMz[a] (stab #1071)
46:29 <LeMz[a]> :o
46:32 <LeMz[a]> that was a bit harsh
46:49 <stebie> sorry, i slipped
46:51 <demon`> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA&feature=related
46:55 <stebie> and that's the story i'm sticking to :P
46:56 <LeMz[a]> lol
47:05 <demon`> better tyhan a poke in the eye with a sharp stick i suppose
47:29 <stebie> exactly demon`, looking at the positives
47:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon`
47:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon` demon`
47:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v demon`
47:44 <demon`> lol thanks dan
48:01 <LeMz[a]> he was showing the the positives and the negatives?
48:11 <stebie> just the positives
48:18 <demon`> he was attempting to gain himself a services ignore
48:26 <demon`> pity he's services
48:31 * demon` unfs Longie
49:14 <Longie> unfunfunf
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49:32 <demon`> how goes you sexual animal?
52:16 <Longie> better now ;)
52:22 <Longie> nah I'm really good man, moving house on sunday
52:26 <Longie> gonna be gr8 m8
52:28 <demon`> supercool
52:46 <demon`> gonna fix yur pc?
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54:43 <jonno> hi demon how you been mate
54:59 <demon`> yer good jonno, you?
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55:59 <jonno> yeah not too bad at all :-)
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01:13 * Bastard is Playing [ 3465. Megadeth - The System Has Failed - 09 - Truth Be Told - Megadeth - The System Has Failed - 09 - Truth Be ToldacdcMeg ]
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07:35 * Bastard is Playing [ 2381. Iced Earth - Ten Thousand Strong ]
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07:57 <paul_banks> meh meh
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14:25 Nick: aussie is now known as Aussie2
14:59 <paul_banks> u have 2 be very careful with chocolate laxatives
15:09 <paul_banks> cause its like m yum..oops 2 many..
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15:30 <paul_banks> yeh fuk u 2 mr4u
15:45 <paul_banks> and then u will be shitting for days
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19:50 <Fred-Bear> http://i25.tinypic.com/25stuut.jpg <-- my lasagne
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20:08 <paul_banks> this beter not be a nudie picture
20:12 <demon`> dude
20:19 <demon`> thats some awesome lasagne
20:22 <Fred-Bear> its a big lasagne slice :P
20:26 <paul_banks> cough suck up
20:29 * Fred-Bear shares the lasagne
20:34 <Fred-Bear> :D
20:41 <demon`> nosrsly
20:43 <paul_banks> shove it up ur ass
20:48 <Fred-Bear> lol
20:48 <demon`> does want
21:01 <Fred-Bear> i made it yesturday evening
21:01 <paul_banks> its ok i guess
21:07 <Fred-Bear> 5 hrs
21:19 <paul_banks> take a pic of ur dick
21:28 <Fred-Bear> lol, no way man
21:33 <paul_banks> jkkkzzz
21:37 <Fred-Bear> my camera doesnt have that big a zoom function
21:42 <paul_banks> OOR
21:44 <paul_banks> OOER.
22:03 <paul_banks> WEAR IS BRON
22:46 <paul_banks> hay grls im home alone wink wink
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29:22 <Sgt-Splode> Want to buy poorly-motivated, unemployed girlfriend to support (and be supported) on our quest for (inevitable) superstardom. If you are fat, you must lose weight equivalent to what I will lose. If you are ugly, you must sign a contract stipulating that you will receive (appropriate) plastic-surgery. If you have a child ... you must pay half of child-care costs (even if unemployed) to free up time devoted to pursuing superstardom
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35:42 <paul_banks> AHEM
36:14 <paul_banks> cheer me up
36:18 <paul_banks> ok go.
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36:41 <paul_banks> is anyone else having issues with their OTEN software
37:21 Nick: Lilah is now known as Lilah[away]
37:43 <stebie> oten?
37:49 <paul_banks> yeh..tafe..
37:55 <paul_banks> via corespondence
37:57 <mmm_something> im having issues with the valve on my blow up doll...
38:04 <paul_banks> SHUT UP THIS IS SERIOOUS
38:19 <mmm_something> lol ur so easy to wind up
38:25 <paul_banks> AM NTO
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38:43 <mmm_something> shouldnt u be watching dr phil?
38:51 <paul_banks> NO I WATCH TEH VIEW
38:59 <paul_banks> THEN JUDGE JUDDY
39:03 <Sgt-Splode> paul_banks, aren't you that faggot DJ?
39:06 <paul_banks> NO
39:07 <paul_banks> WTF
39:18 <paul_banks> wtffbqq
39:35 <paul_banks> i am teh singer of interpol
39:48 <mmm_something> hes not a faggot, he just likes smoking the occasional man pipe
40:00 <paul_banks> yehh..
40:03 <paul_banks> take that
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40:41 <mmm_something> his fav band
41:29 <Sgt-Splode> paul_banks, this song from them just plain rocks. It's easily their best performance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4sDqAp9Dlg
42:13 <paul_banks> LOLLLLLLL fuck u mmm_something
42:23 <mmm_something> come on admit it man
42:47 <mmm_something> u have ronan keatings greatest hits in ur vl turbo at the moment
43:01 <paul_banks> haha @ that youtube. theres an even funnier 1 with radiohead
43:29 <paul_banks> this rules http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsNJU0bfxe4&feature=related
43:53 <paul_banks> oh
43:55 <paul_banks> its not it
44:09 <red`fever> man i had this dream last night that the sun was heading towards the earth and with only a short time to live I began to reenact Niko Bellic in GTA4
44:20 <paul_banks> this 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8fv6Sw5O64&feature=related
44:49 <red`fever> every thing became my possession and every woman on the street was a hoe
45:04 <mmm_something> u know theres medication for that
45:10 <paul_banks> waht
45:23 <Sgt-Splode> hahahaha paul_banks, classy stuff
45:25 <red`fever> man it was awesome and i think medication prolly brought it on
45:37 <paul_banks> hes liek mehmeh meh, meh
45:40 <mmm_something> lol
45:51 <Sgt-Splode> "meow, meow, meow, meow, meow"
45:55 <paul_banks> yeh
46:00 <paul_banks> i drnak 2 much coffee today
46:29 <Sgt-Splode> I love catching unsuspecting viewers off-guard with Shreds videos .... "is that shit real? What the fuck were they on?"
46:34 <mmm_something> if u tell us ur fucking coffee recipe for the 100th time im gonna explode
46:41 <paul_banks> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
46:47 <paul_banks> wttf
46:53 <paul_banks> I didnt mentiona recipe u sick shit
46:58 <paul_banks> *dick shit
47:12 <mmm_something> thank fuck for that
47:15 Part: da_stud ([email protected]) from #melbourne
47:17 <paul_banks> but this how u make it
47:30 <paul_banks> GET 3 TABLESPOONS OF COFFE THEN ADD HOT WATER
47:31 <mmm_something> awwww fuck no
47:41 <mmm_something> awwww for fuck sake noooooooooooooo
47:44 <paul_banks> ADD SOEM MILK
47:54 <mmm_something> nooooooooooo
47:58 <mmm_something> somebody kill me
47:59 <paul_banks> THE END
48:18 <Sgt-Splode> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8CtWUY7nvg <---- haha St. Sanders (the original and by-far the best) is still a GOD
48:19 <paul_banks> whats ur problem
48:39 <mmm_something> u dildo breath
48:55 <paul_banks> eww
49:17 <paul_banks> that doesnt even make sense
49:21 <paul_banks> u r so dum
49:37 <paul_banks> u moran
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49:59 <mmm_something> if u much on a dildo like u do.....u end up with dildo breath, it aint my fault if ur too silly to understand
50:13 <paul_banks> what does dildo breath smel like i didnt even no they had a smel
50:30 <paul_banks> btw who are these slutes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGvk2ElJrDA
50:58 <mmm_something> logic would suggest that a dildo smells like whatever u have been puting it into
51:09 <mmm_something> in ur cause ass...
51:12 <paul_banks> ohhhhhhhhhhhh
51:39 <paul_banks> thats it ur dead
51:55 <mmm_something> fuck...hang on im going to lock the front door
52:09 <paul_banks> yeh u betr
52:33 <mmm_something> hang on let me call some security too
52:56 <paul_banks> bitch
53:17 <mmm_something> stop it, u know u turn me on when u get angry
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54:03 <paul_banks> ...
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55:45 <paul_banks> vomit
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58:11 <paul_banks> STOP IT NONSENSE
58:13 Part: Aussie2 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:23 <paul_banks> DO YOU SEE A REVOLVING DOOR? WEL STOP IT
58:34 <paul_banks> THIS IS UR FIRST WARNING
58:58 <stebie> stop using caps, paul_banks
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59:02 <paul_banks> ok
59:13 <nonsense> Mate relax my net keeps dc
59:16 <nonsense> Get off ur high horse
59:28 <paul_banks> ecuse me
59:40 <nonsense> I'm using an iPhone I'm sorry
59:46 <paul_banks> sikc..
59:52 <paul_banks> get off my internet
00:00 * thestig slaps paul_banks around a bit with a large trout
00:20 <thestig> yEH STOp usiNg Caps PauL_banks
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00:50 <paul_banks> oH my GOD!!!!!!!
00:56 <mmm_something> he aint that smart
01:12 <paul_banks> i hope u all DIOE
02:11 <thestig> DIOE?
02:14 <thestig> diode?
02:18 <demon`> ballsarse
02:22 <thestig> im a transistor
02:25 <demon`> lol
02:30 <thestig> look at me transist
02:31 <paul_banks> dick
02:33 <demon`> stigtranny
02:35 <demon`> lol
02:40 <paul_banks> dick shit demon
02:41 * thestig transist on demon
02:45 <thestig> mmmmm
02:49 <paul_banks> ....
02:57 <demon`> thats so hot
02:57 <thestig> paul_wanks cause he aint gettin any
02:58 <paul_banks> do u mind
03:00 <demon`> lets redtube it
03:01 <demon`> lol
03:03 <thestig> lol
03:06 <thestig> k
03:06 <paul_banks> omg
03:17 <thestig> you can be the board
03:20 <mmm_something> paul has never had any
03:24 <paul_banks> damn my mum is home alreadY!!!!
03:29 <thestig> ill insert my middle transistor leg in
03:33 <paul_banks> sry girls u cant come over
03:44 <thestig> ok baul_panks
03:50 <mmm_something> yeah ur mum left my place about 20 minutes ago
03:52 <stebie> i hear they're devastated
04:01 <paul_banks> wtf baul
04:07 <paul_banks> do u tihkn ur wity??
04:12 <paul_banks> cos ur not
04:27 <mmm_something> has she still got jizz round her neck?
04:46 <paul_banks> wow..
04:55 <stebie> mmm_something, enough.
05:03 <paul_banks> u got told
05:05 <mmm_something> ok ill be good
05:22 * paul_banks pllllp
05:37 <demon`> lol i'll resistor
05:38 <demon`> lol
05:45 <paul_banks> huh
06:24 <thestig> LOL
06:45 <thestig> resistorrrr
09:11 <mmm_something> see theres no conversation if we are well behaved....
10:23 <red`fever> thers no need for penis envy in here
10:35 * demon` unzips
10:55 <mmm_something> paul i think demon is looking for u....
11:10 <paul_banks> go fuk urself
11:24 <mmm_something> awww and i thought we were friends?
11:34 <paul_banks> shut up. DOOL is on
11:56 <mmm_something> shouldnt ur medication stop all that anger?
12:03 <paul_banks> no
12:06 <paul_banks> it does not
12:12 <mmm_something> try taking more
12:19 <paul_banks> try stfu
12:33 <thestig> PAUL_WANkS IS A RETaRD
12:42 <paul_banks> thestig is a looser
12:53 <mmm_something> correct stig
12:59 <paul_banks> STOP PICCKING ON ME
13:23 <mmm_something> although technically hes a few iq points above being legally a retard
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13:26 <thestig> hes gona cry
13:39 <paul_banks> guess waht
13:42 <paul_banks> nicole richie has cellulite
13:43 <nonsense> Lol
13:53 <paul_banks> http://i30.tinypic.com/hv9fec.jpg
13:56 <thestig> lol
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14:28 <paul_banks> dj_DICK stop it
14:36 <paul_banks> do u c a revoling door?
14:39 <paul_banks> NO SO STOP IT
14:43 <thestig> <MMm_someTHiNg> aLThoUGH teChNIcALLY hes A FEW Iq POiNTS ABOVE bEiNG LEGAlLY A retard
14:51 <paul_banks> oh my god
14:54 <paul_banks> stop typing like that
14:57 <paul_banks> goddamn
15:02 <paul_banks> R u like 12 or something
15:10 <thestig> yES
15:17 <paul_banks> i bet u watch twilight and love robert pattinson
15:36 <paul_banks> u r?
15:39 <paul_banks> send pics
15:47 <thestig> i bet if u thought i was 12 u would pm me for cyber
15:53 <paul_banks> as if..
16:05 <mmm_something> lol stig
16:11 <thestig> :p
16:29 <paul_banks> ejaskdjaskdjsaljlkasjdlszsjldlkasj SHIT
16:47 <thestig> i BEt IF U thoUgHT I wAS 12 u wOulD PM mE for cYBeR
17:27 * red`fever slaps Jenny^^ around a bit with a large trout
17:30 <paul_banks> r u pinky
17:43 <paul_banks> u type like him
17:47 <paul_banks> and ur a sicko
17:50 <paul_banks> so...
17:54 <paul_banks> therefore..
18:13 <thestig> u like lil boys?
18:29 <mmm_something> he doesnt like little boys....he loves them
18:31 <nonsense> Hahaha how bored r u guys
18:41 <mmm_something> lol yep pretty bored
18:46 <Sgt-Splode> http://www.shrani.si/f/1j/dM/Axw3xr3/vampire-vs-faggot.jpg <--- know the difference
19:39 <paul_banks> lol:)
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23:07 <paul_banks> ugh
23:13 <paul_banks> I hate peopel
24:02 <thestig> paul_banks
25:09 <paul_banks> yes waht do u want
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25:53 <paul_banks> ..
25:59 * paul_banks shakes fist
26:36 <paul_banks> people with bulimia are WEAK
26:40 <thestig> paul_banks
26:48 <paul_banks> wat
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29:51 <paul_banks> im so effing bored whats gaem should i get
30:31 <Fred-Bear> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0qCDtkgfo&feature=channel bron is in the peach coloured top, see how shit she looks, she reminds me of a fart
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31:34 <paul_banks> the girl on the left is kinda fat
32:14 <paul_banks> wel the girl in shorts
32:39 <paul_banks> i ahte lebs and their lebby accents
32:45 <paul_banks> discusteng
34:02 <paul_banks> brb doing plops
39:00 <manonero> 29 m melb after female for chat
39:34 <paul_banks> GOOD LUCK
39:58 <Fred-Bear> paul_banks, the fat girl as you put it, is bronwyn grinstead
39:59 <paul_banks> WOW YUR STANDARDS R SO HIGH MUST BE FEMAEL..AND.......NO THATS ALL
40:06 <paul_banks> no its not
40:11 <Fred-Bear> yes it is
40:19 <paul_banks> um no u saiod the giorl in teb eabch
40:26 <paul_banks> the girl wearing the long pants=bropn
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40:30 <Fred-Bear> yeah
40:41 <paul_banks> yeh welli meant the girl in the short=fat
40:42 <Fred-Bear> she looks shit
40:49 <Fred-Bear> ohh ok
40:57 <paul_banks> cant see brons body
41:04 <Fred-Bear> dont want too
41:08 <paul_banks> BULLSHIT
41:18 <Fred-Bear> she is a fat slut
41:28 <Fred-Bear> those tracky pants barley fit her
41:45 <paul_banks> they r too big
41:46 <Fred-Bear> she has an unflattering body with no breasts n a shit face
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42:08 <paul_banks> shiiit
42:10 <paul_banks> @ nonsense
43:10 <manonero> 29 m melb after female for chat
43:35 <thestig> paul_banks
43:38 Nick: Tony_Stark is now known as speedmonkey
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44:45 <paul_banks> waht
44:52 <paul_banks> i have to do some exercise
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51:03 <invizzi> i nearly lost the gym today
51:07 <paul_banks> huh
51:20 <invizzi> i may have gone down a level
51:35 <paul_banks> ..
51:55 <invizzi> lifted as much weight as my shoulders could bare, only just surpassing last weeks effort
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54:18 <thestig> invizzi
54:30 <thestig> look out for paul_banks
54:33 <thestig> child pred
54:45 <invizzi> im not a child
55:07 <thestig> doesnt worry him
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55:21 <invizzi> damn
55:44 <paul_banks> stp[ being a nigge
56:01 <thestig> paul_spanks
56:04 <Azz> how is everyone, filing tv ads is hard work
56:18 <thestig> helo ass
56:22 <Azz> filming i mean
56:29 <Azz> hey thefag
56:45 <thestig> how is ur dole payments?
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57:19 <Azz> I aint been on the doll since very early 2008
57:30 <Azz> and that was for only 2 payments lol
57:37 <invizzi> Azz: are you making an ad for doritos?
57:56 <Azz> invizzi - nah, i was in an add for Intralot
57:58 Nick: manonero is now known as mrmelb
58:08 <invizzi> ok
58:22 <thestig> new hemroid cream
59:41 <Azz> intralot is a gambling company
00:47 <doctor> my pubes are longer than my dick
00:53 <thestig> lol
00:56 <thestig> mine too
00:57 <thestig> ^5
01:05 <invizzi> suck shit
01:25 <paul_banks> fucking hell
02:12 <invizzi> man i picked my nose too much, now it stings like crazy
02:14 <thestig> invizzi dun know how to train properly lol
02:29 <invizzi> does so
02:32 <invizzi> wanker
03:00 <thestig> lol
03:16 <thestig> ok fatty
03:24 <invizzi> not fat
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05:06 <paul_banks> im fat
05:55 <doctor> me too
06:16 <jonno> im jonno nice too meet ya fat :-)
06:19 <paul_banks> im doing a water fast
06:23 <thestig> invizzi is gona become a yoyo dieta
06:43 <invizzi> thestig: why so full of negativity?
06:44 <paul_banks> bulimic
06:59 <invizzi> what happened to the info you gave me this morning, what happened to the helpful person :P
08:00 * ^matty^ is away (Reason - gone to the footy go blues) I Left At  3:07:47 pm. AwayPager is  on AwayLog is  on �MuLL Script�
08:00 Nick: ^matty^ is now known as matt-footy
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10:14 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U5HpeA_WSo
10:23 <Pieter> I stole a mountain bike :))
10:42 <invizzi> cool
11:07 <invizzi> what brand
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11:59 <thestig> he got bored
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12:54 <Fred-Bear> hi thestig
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14:08 <thestig> hi pasta man
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18:47 <mrmelb> 29m melb home with mum in law any woman wanna chat
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19:20 <paul_banks> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:05 <Azz> mrmelb - ur mum in law wants to chat and fuck
21:37 <thestig> rofl
21:39 <paul_banks> wow
22:05 <thestig> PaUl_BANkS LIKeS IT in THE Back dOOr
22:12 <paul_banks> stop that
22:35 <Azz> who else here besides me has shot an ad ?
22:36 <thestig> why
22:41 <thestig> me
22:44 <thestig> once
22:45 <doctor> shot an ad?
22:50 <Azz> a tv ad
22:52 <Azz> also
23:02 <doctor> oh, nah never
23:06 <Azz> i'd rather enjoy a few fingers froma hot sexy chicky babe up my bum
23:20 <doctor> you grot
23:35 <Azz> where do u think a males gspot is ?
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24:12 <paul_banks> in da butt
24:12 <doctor> down the urethra
25:38 <Azz> just make sure ur bum is nice and clean before hand !
26:24 <thestig> PAul_bANKS haS a DiSease AnD In STARts wiTH a VoweL _ _ _ _
27:23 <compunerd> AIDS ?
27:29 <paul_banks> ...
27:33 <paul_banks> whats a vowel
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28:04 <compunerd> well that's actually 2 vowels
28:08 <compunerd> a and i
28:14 <paul_banks> it said starts with
28:26 <doctor> your mums a vowel
28:30 <compunerd> aids must suck
28:39 <paul_banks> no aids rules cos it makes u skinny
28:43 <thestig> AIDS is COrRECt CoNGRatuLATiOnS COMpUNeRD
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29:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bazza
29:05 <compunerd> thestig: stfu
38:40 Topic Is: Welcome to #melbourne :: Bring on MasterChef 2! - 'The 7pm Project' is TACKY!
38:40 Set By: (mikey) on: Wed Jul 22 13:41:07 2009
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40:41 * Lilah[away] throws a hot potato at thestig
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41:37 <compunerd> doctor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuTNdHadwbk&feature=fvst
41:40 <Bazza> this one time I randomly grabbed an egg from my kitchen, ran outside and chucked it at a tree in our front yard.
41:58 <Lilah[away]> :( what'd it ever do to you, Bazza?
42:15 <Bazza> it turned me down
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43:44 <Lilah[away]> The tree or the egg?
44:09 <Bazza> tree
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44:18 <Lilah[away]> heh, oh dear
44:25 <Lilah[away]> Gives a new meaning to tree hugger -_-
44:56 <Bazza> yeah I guess it does in my case
45:02 <Bazza> though not anymore I'm afraid :(
46:13 <Lilah[away]> :(
46:18 <Bazza> :'(
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46:31 <Lilah[away]> Let's get drunk and see if we can hook you up with a bar stool? (or maybe even two ;)
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47:15 <Bazza> ew, bar stools?
47:34 <Lilah[away]> I know, I know...
47:36 <Lilah[away]> they're a bit slutty
47:38 <Bazza> I have feelings of a racist nature toward bar stoolians.
47:43 <Lilah[away]> but I'm thinking they might be good for a rebound?
48:25 <Bazza> nah, they're greasy and they smell and they're ugly.
48:33 <Mz[DeFuZe]> god its cold.
49:12 <Bazza> mmm, it is a little chilly.
49:22 <Mz[DeFuZe]> Im in bed.. and the bottom part is warm..
49:25 <Mz[DeFuZe]> the top part is freezing!
49:35 <Bazza> Lilah[away], do you know why autumn drives me crazy?
49:45 <Fred-Bear> http://www.redtube.com/10147 real fart porn, see thje hair move for yourself
49:47 <Bazza> looks like you need a snuggie Mz[DeFuZe]
49:53 <Lilah[away]> Every leaf reminds you of her?
49:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@123.211.39C45C.24C959
49:58 Kick: Fred-Bear was kicked by ChanOP ((Bazza) Get lost.)
50:11 <Bazza> no
51:27 <Lilah[away]> Whatever for then, Bazza?
52:52 <Bazza> all the trees get nekkid >:)
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53:26 <Lilah[away]> :O
53:33 <Lilah[away]> Bet you walk around fapping
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54:33 <Bazza> I can't
54:46 <Lilah[away]> :(((
54:48 <Bazza> yanno, cos of the people
55:01 <Bazza> but it's hard
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55:15 <Bazza> the bulge in my pants hurts after a while
55:46 <Lilah[away]> You should take a nice quiet trip to the forrest.
56:16 <Lilah[away]> Any by forrest, I obviously mean forest. >:3
57:56 * Lilah[away] hugs Bazza
58:00 * Lilah[away] goes back to being away
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21:12 <thestig> computurd
21:47 <speedmonkey> lol
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31:22 <compunerd> http://celebs.brawl-hall.com/data/media441531/134/familyguy004.jpg
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34:27 <compunerd> http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/animals/CatHumpingDog.jpg
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34:58 <uupz> shit!
35:19 <uupz> hey mikey, you around?
36:23 <nonenforcement> Egh.
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46:40 <Busty_tranny> hi yo all
46:44 <Busty_tranny> huh
46:49 <Austin316> hi
47:17 <Busty_tranny> i'm on hormone therapy
47:47 * Busty_tranny cuddles Austin316
47:58 <Austin316> uhh... thanks
48:05 <uupz> haha
48:20 * uupz takes a shot of heroin
48:22 <Busty_tranny> ....if you touch me like this....if you touch me like that,....it's all comming back to me now
48:24 <uupz> mmm it burns so good
48:34 <uupz> any meth addicts in the house? y/n
48:35 * Busty_tranny loves smack too
48:44 * uupz shares needles with Busty_tranny
49:00 <Busty_tranny> ahh, can i get more taste honey
49:02 <uupz> 13/m/paraguay ANY CHIX?
49:11 <uupz> i need a little dome first
49:18 <Busty_tranny> �lol
49:35 <Busty_tranny> slap my ass
49:48 <uupz> no
49:49 <uupz> good nite
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49:55 <uupz> you've stepped over the line
50:06 <uupz> the heroin and the transexualism is ok, but as soon as you start bringing up that shit, i'm out
50:08 <uupz> thanks a lot
50:17 <uupz> good job at blowing it
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50:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@123.211.39C45C.24C959
51:58 <Busty_tranny> i was being sold in sex industry
52:45 * Busty_tranny dances for men
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54:30 <RichardFeynman> I am so hungry.
55:35 <Mira> well RichardFeynman best you get yourself a date and think of a place to take her, or youll be hungry alone
56:34 <Busty_tranny> love me just love me
56:44 <RichardFeynman> Can someone just feed me?
56:51 <RichardFeynman> Mira, you make things far too complicated.
57:10 * Busty_tranny feeds RichardFeynman her boob
57:26 <Mira> no, food cost money. And if you cant cook thats what wives are for. If we cooked for men for free , no one would see the value in marriage
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58:35 <Busty_tranny> my mum is a bitch
59:05 <Pieter> give a dog a boner
59:14 <Pieter> Mira: Cook for me!
59:21 <Busty_tranny> i can cook
59:42 <Pieter> Mira: just dont chop me in the leg with a chop stick
59:43 <Pieter> :p
59:43 <Mira> Pieter meet Busty_tranny
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00:15 <Pieter> no thanks
00:19 <Pieter> that laptop chris gave me
00:21 <Pieter> is fully dead
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00:33 <Pieter> i went n tested it yesterday
00:39 Nick: Mira is now known as mira|jaszplace
00:45 <Pieter> not even the powerpack worked
00:47 <Busty_tranny> I wanna work under you
01:04 <Pieter> i opened it up yesterday, a resister is blown, half of the chip is missing
01:07 * Busty_tranny show her legs
01:28 <Pieter> gonna get mahold man to have a look @ it
01:42 <Pieter> if he asks for it back when its fixed, im gonna tell him to get fucked
01:51 <Pieter> giving me a dodgy fucking laptop L.
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02:04 <Busty_tranny> I'd treat you like my beloved husband
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03:03 Nick: Busty_tranny is now known as Death_Dealer
03:19 Nick: Death_Dealer is now known as tranny_bunny
03:37 <mira|jaszplace> could be worse
03:39 <tranny_bunny> oh hi again
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04:16 <mira|jaszplace> u could be born an ugly chick, then try asking chris for something!
04:32 <tranny_bunny> i need to get my hair done, have got an appointment at 2pm
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04:51 <tranny_bunny> i m a chick
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06:27 <tranny_bunny> Otago University stands by staff-student policies - Radio New Zealand
06:58 Part: mr4u ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:59 Nick: tranny_bunny is now known as Busty_tranny
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08:21 * DJ_Nick is away: Gone Out To Umpire
09:05 <Busty_tranny> oh whats love got to do, got to do with it..what's love but a second hand emotion...what's love got to do, got to do with it
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11:25 <doctor> hey tranny
11:27 <doctor> how goes?
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12:20 <Bazza> second hand emotion?
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12:24 <Bazza> I don't get that.
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14:35 <RichardFeynman> My ears are cold.
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16:01 <whatever8> happy hour????
16:29 <Bazza> Cool`Dude, oh okay.. and what's the insignificance of that?
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18:22 * Busty_tranny cuddles doctor
18:38 <Busty_tranny> i'm well honey, and you(doctor)?
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24:35 <whatever8> has everyone gone down the pub???
25:05 Nick: ReCo^RaGeR is now known as TERM^S
25:23 Nick: TERM^S is now known as ReCo^RaGeR
26:18 <whatever8> i'm going for carlton tonight
27:46 <whatever8> i support CUB
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28:06 <Pieter> give a fakey a home
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29:59 <whatever8> it's feed the catwalk model week
30:06 <Busty_tranny> I m your lady....you are my man
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30:49 <whatever8> got my spine, i've got my orange crush
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31:25 <Busty_tranny> hit me babe one more time
31:42 <whatever8> oops i did it again
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32:21 <Busty_tranny> wherever whenever
32:40 <whatever8> my hips don't lie
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35:11 <whatever8> anyone heard of stillnox????
35:39 <Sgt-Splode> Yup
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35:51 <whatever8> what is it??
35:56 <Sgt-Splode> Sleeping drug. Rumoured to be the cause of Heath Ledger's death.
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36:34 <xarcos> PANTS.
36:42 <whatever8> apparently league players on the eve of game 3, we're taking it and red bull
37:10 <whatever8> what would that do to you????
37:29 <Sgt-Splode> Hopefully the same as it did to Heath. The less football-players around, the better
37:55 <xarcos> I take it a step further; the less people around, the better.
37:59 <xarcos> Death all around!
38:01 <whatever8> same effect as red bull and jaeger????
38:18 <Sgt-Splode> I'm in total agreement with xarcos
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38:31 <xarcos> Misanthropes. We are our own entourage.
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39:09 <whatever8> what would be the physical effect of stillnox and red bull?
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39:42 <matthew> one hyped up sleepwaliing trip.. with wings
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40:10 <whatever8> and on your football???
41:08 <matthew> walking*
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43:54 <whatever8> did elvis die from stillnox???
44:31 <Sgt-Splode> Elvis died from a heart-attack while eating a rather unique sandwich and sitting on the toilet
44:38 <matthew> he died from an overdose of bigmacs
45:15 <whatever8> penutbutter bacon and jelly roll???
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45:35 <matthew> no.. that was his blood type :P
45:36 <euro_jocks> lol
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50:19 <xarcos> I died in a bright flash, 56,548 years ago.
50:47 <whatever8> .........right :)
51:09 <whatever8> no sci fi shit, i just don't get it
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52:06 <Sgt-Splode> LOL Busty_tranny
52:22 <Busty_tranny> back in the days when i was chewing on xanax, avanza, morf tabs, stillnox, vallies
52:50 <Busty_tranny> now i'm on hormone therapy
52:51 <whatever8> did your balls drop??
52:51 <mira|jaszplace> whatever8 i take stillnox
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53:04 Nick: mira|jaszplace is now known as mira
53:12 <Busty_tranny> it grew bigger and left a hole in my ass
53:13 <whatever8> any good??
53:39 <Busty_tranny> i like morf tabs and avanza dont try them at home :p
54:15 <mira> its the only strong sleeping drug a doc will perscribe without worries. all others they get into trouble scripting ie. tamaze, normisson, coz allot of junkies mix it with their gear to make it last longer. Stillnox is strong and does work, non addictive
54:46 <Busty_tranny> have anyone tried lequid morphine plugable
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55:04 <Sgt-Splode> Now, if only Krystal could see you lot. lol
55:11 <Busty_tranny> stillnox did nothing for me
55:20 <Busty_tranny> i was having them after every meal
55:26 <mira> i take half a tab and i collapse
55:26 <Busty_tranny> 5mg
55:37 <Busty_tranny> lol ya pussy
55:40 <euro_jocks> i love trannies
56:18 <Busty_tranny> xanax puts me in good swing yes the 10mg's
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57:05 <invizzi> corr i had a huge dinner
57:09 <Busty_tranny> hi invizzi honey
57:13 <Sgt-Splode> euro_jocks, do you tend to feel guilty before, during or after they put their cock in your butt?
57:25 <invizzi> Busty_tranny: hey sexy what you got there... oh gawd
57:34 <euro_jocks> lol
57:43 <euro_jocks> i may be a bottom but i didn't mean sexually
57:46 <Busty_tranny> nothing much been waiting for you all day though
58:01 <invizzi> thats cool
58:07 <Busty_tranny> yep ty
58:16 <invizzi> i bought a game today but im not gonna play it yet
58:17 <invizzi> maybe tommorow
58:56 <Busty_tranny> soluable mirtazapine - google that
59:04 <invizzi> ok
59:25 <whatever8> we are not talking about drugs
59:32 <whatever8> its wrong
59:34 <invizzi> sounds boring
59:36 <Busty_tranny> nope medication
59:53 <invizzi> im the only person on irc who isnt some medhead
00:09 <invizzi> water cures all my depression and things like that
00:13 <whatever8> i talk alcohol does that count
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01:06 <invizzi> i need to shove oil up my nose to keep it moist because its sore
01:26 * Sgt-Splode grabs invizzi's nose and starts fucking it
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01:46 <Busty_tranny> i m on female hormone
01:56 <invizzi> then you must know what its name is
02:00 <invizzi> cause there is only 1 of them
02:31 <Busty_tranny> estrogen
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03:08 <BeardScienceAdvisoryBoard> Poop.
03:30 <Busty_tranny> break me shake me
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03:41 <invizzi> no thanks
03:41 <euro_jocks> bloody net
03:49 <invizzi> i would rather not go near you
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04:22 <euro_jocks> who r we discussing
04:31 <invizzi> tranny
04:34 <Busty_tranny> I might get to mens club and dange for them
04:50 <euro_jocks> i love trannies
04:53 <invizzi> which one?
05:00 <euro_jocks> once again, not sexually - not that theres anything wrong with that
05:01 <Busty_tranny> i m a female
05:12 <invizzi> nah not sexually
05:15 * Sgt-Splode slaps his forehead
05:32 <euro_jocks> lol
05:45 <Busty_tranny> I m seeing a doctor about my pragnancy
05:46 <BeardScienceAdvisoryBoard> All people over 5 feet must now wear a beard at all times.
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05:59 <invizzi> i cannot wear a beard cause i looks scruffy
06:02 <Busty_tranny> zz top
06:03 <BeardScienceAdvisoryBoard> Failure to do so is punishable by death.
06:22 <euro_jocks> lol wtf
06:28 <BeardScienceAdvisoryBoard> FOR SCIENCE!
06:30 <Busty_tranny> i wanna be mother of good looking childs
06:32 <invizzi> im scared god is going to make me lose an arm as punishment for my narcism
06:44 <whatever8> beards are great
06:46 <euro_jocks> lol tranny
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07:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v IthinkNot
07:06 <invizzi> why do trannies get dicks grafted on their hip?
07:14 * Busty_tranny cockslaps IthinkNot
07:23 <Sgt-Splode> Because you bonked yourself on the head again with a free-weight, invizzi.
07:30 <IthinkNot> Busty_tranny knees now bitch ;P
07:31 <invizzi> Sgt-Splode: shut the fuck up tard
07:36 <euro_jocks> lmao
07:40 <Busty_tranny> no u
07:44 <Sgt-Splode> Uh am nuht uh tahrd
07:46 <IthinkNot> you wish
07:59 * invizzi pats Sgt-Splode  on the head, with a tree branch
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08:14 <Krystal> `b mira drug chatter is not welcome
08:22 * Busty_tranny slowly moves his booty
08:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@1d27677f.bigpond.net.au
08:31 Kick: mira was kicked by ChanOP ((Krystal) drug chatter is not welcome here)
08:38 Part: Busty_tranny ([email protected]) from #melbourne
08:42 <whatever8> espeacially xanax
08:42 <invizzi> i didnt see mira say anything
09:03 <invizzi> man did you know when you are on a diet you can actually eat MORE food?
09:09 <invizzi> its crazy but i had like this massive dinner
09:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *[email protected]
09:24 <Krystal> invizzi lucky ur not an @ then
09:38 <invizzi> so rude
09:42 <Krystal> Sgt-Splode did i get them all?
09:53 * thestig slaps Krystal around a bit with a large trout
09:54 <whatever8> oh they power they wield
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10:03 <invizzi> i ran a guild on world of warcraft and i only kicked 1 person out
10:05 <Krystal> Ouch
10:15 <Krystal> hi zoes
10:16 <invizzi> over 500 members
10:17 <thestig> bit delayed but good enuff
10:20 <Sgt-Splode> Who's to say? I made a comment about Heath Ledger earlier, but I don't know if that was breaking the rules. lol
10:20 <whatever8> cough.......nerd
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10:28 <thestig> lol @ wow
10:38 <Krystal> Sgt-Splode that wasn't what i was refering too
10:40 <invizzi> i quit wow after my best friend died
10:41 <Sgt-Splode> I miss World of Warcraft. Not enough to want to go back to it, however
10:46 <invizzi> cause playing wow is like being dead
11:05 <Krystal> [05:54] (Sgt-Splode): Now, if only Krystal could see you lot. Laugh Out Loud... this is what i was refering too Sgt-Splode
11:10 <Sgt-Splode> invizzi, did he respawn at a nearby graveyard? You can cast a Resurrection spell on him, you know
11:22 <euro_jockz> wow as in world of warcraft
11:26 <euro_jockz> or as in wet on wellington
11:27 <BeardScienceAdvisoryBoard> I met some WoW players back in Easter.
11:32 <BeardScienceAdvisoryBoard> They bought me alcohol and worshipped me.
11:38 Part: euro_jocks ([email protected]) from #melbourne
11:42 <BeardScienceAdvisoryBoard> BEARD SCIENCE!
11:43 Nick: BeardScienceAdvisoryBoard is now known as xarcos
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11:56 <whatever8> i like the south park world of warcratft
11:56 <invizzi> alot of wow players that used the microphone all sounded like they were in the military, it was all very radio like
12:00 <xarcos> Now you too can win at life by growing a beard.
12:09 <whatever8> its such a true representation
12:13 <invizzi> asian people cant grow beards
12:19 <euro_jockz> lol
12:19 <xarcos> One guy was like 5 feet tall.
12:21 <invizzi> apart from japanese
12:25 <xarcos> But at least he had a beard.
21:04 <xarcos> Guys are fucking gross.
21:07 <xarcos> How can you be gay?
21:14 <whatever8> homo and hobo??
21:16 <euro_jockz> :|
21:23 <Sgt-Splode> Everybody's gross. Animals are gross. Inanimate-objects are gross
21:32 * Sgt-Splode listens to Gary Numan singing I'm Gross
21:37 <euro_jockz> lol inanimate objects
21:37 <invizzi> being gay is for weak males who gave up on the game. real men know how to control woman. only pussies and giver uppers turn gay
21:41 <xarcos> Yeah, they're gross if you try to have sex with them.
21:48 <xarcos> Animals and inanimate objects, that is.
21:54 <euro_jockz> xarcos, im sure your gross too when your fucking
21:57 <euro_jockz> im sure no ones paying to see u have sex either
22:03 <xarcos> No. I am hot and divine.
22:14 <invizzi> when im fucking i look like rocco sifriedi
22:17 <euro_jockz> lol
22:28 <Sgt-Splode> invizzi, that's pretty gross
22:32 <invizzi> lol
22:34 <invizzi> it is?
22:43 <Sgt-Splode> Yeah, grosser than gross.
22:48 * xarcos spews.
22:52 <invizzi> i only mentioned him cause this girl i know told me she liked to watch him banging hoes
23:10 <euro_jockz> lol
23:12 <euro_jockz> shes fucked
23:17 <invizzi> lol really?
23:19 <Sgt-Splode> She must like it rough. Many of his films are refused classification for combining sex & violence
23:35 <invizzi> but he gives them a gentle kiss when he rams their ass
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23:50 <whatever8> i watched the wrestler today
23:52 <Sgt-Splode> It's a big, big no-no here in Australia. Actual sex + degrading/violent behaviour = insta-ban
24:09 <Sgt-Splode> whatever8, did you think it was gross?
24:10 <invizzi> ok my keyboard battery just cut out
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24:21 <invizzi> the wreslter was a good film
24:23 <invizzi> sad
24:25 <euro_jockz> lol
24:26 <xarcos> GWOSS!
24:33 <whatever8> taking a crap in a hotel hallway is frowned upon too
24:33 <xarcos> I watched your mum today.
24:42 <hangoutonclouds> fuckers
24:47 <Sgt-Splode> Did she win an Academy Award, xarcos?
24:51 <invizzi> brb need to piss piss everwhere
24:57 <xarcos> She won a goat award.
25:08 <euro_jockz> LMAO
25:13 <Sgt-Splode> Ohhhh I (goat)see what you did there
25:21 <hangoutonclouds> whats the dick to pussy ratio in here?
25:24 * xarcos spreads open Sgt-Splode's anus.
25:34 <xarcos> Everyone here is a pussy.
25:35 <whatever8> so many areseholes
25:36 <xarcos> So you do the math.
25:50 <euro_jockz> lol
25:53 <invizzi> snoop dogs old stuff was good mate
25:55 <euro_jockz> ew pussy
25:58 * Sgt-Splode holds a bottle of wine in his anus and pours everybody a drink
26:07 <euro_jockz> lmao
26:07 <xarcos> Now that's what I call classy.
26:14 <hangoutonclouds> i saw that in bangkok Sgt-Splode
26:22 <xarcos> I would enjoy being served by Sgt-Splode, should he be some kind of waiter.
26:36 <whatever8> i won looto in bangkok
26:37 <invizzi> im unimpressed
26:44 <whatever8> lotto
26:59 Nick: IthinkNot is now known as IthinkHousework
27:22 <invizzi> im starving i might have to inject sillium husk into my stomach via the belly button
27:29 Part: Calin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:43 <euro_jockz> ew
27:52 <Sgt-Splode> invizzi, does it improve cognitive skills? Inject some into your brain
27:58 <invizzi> no it doesn't
28:16 <Sgt-Splode> Well ... inject some into your brain, anyway. Post video footage to Youtube
28:22 <invizzi> no way
28:28 <euro_jockz> lmao
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29:34 <invizzi> ricchhee: wassup r
30:05 <Krystal> Feels Like I'm In Love	3:17	Marie, Kelly		1980's		5	16/07/2009 12:20 PM	1980
30:10 <xarcos> Don't diss his cognitive skills, Sgt-Splode. HE WROTE A BOOK.
30:15 <xarcos> A book about cheese.
30:19 <Sgt-Splode> HE WROTE THE BOOK ON COGNITION
30:26 <xarcos> And cheese.
30:48 <invizzi> Krystal: lame music
30:57 <Krystal> invizzi u dont know it
31:00 <Krystal> u need to be older
31:00 <euro_jockz> lol
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31:06 <invizzi> i have old music
31:13 * Krystal disco's around #melbourne
31:13 Part: timmyotool ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:23 * invizzi is listening to Superfreak by Rick James from VA-DJ_Rectangle-Old_Skool_Mix_Vol._2-BZO
31:32 <Krystal> now that is a good song
31:38 * Krystal disco's with invizzi
31:40 <whatever8> was a here offended by the guide dog sketch on the chaser
31:46 <euro_jockz> im listening to lady gaga
31:46 <euro_jockz> if you all must know
31:52 <Krystal> oh i have all her's
31:53 * invizzi disco's down
32:16 <Krystal> Lovegame	3:36	Lady Gaga		2000's		8	20/07/2009 9:12 PM	2008
32:28 * Krystal wants to ride on a disco stick
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32:38 <euro_jockz> lmao @ krystal
32:38 <invizzi> omg how filthyyyyy
32:40 <Krystal> hi kibblz
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32:49 <Krystal> it is the words of the song invizzi
33:00 <Sgt-Splode> "Games?" "Yeah, you know, like love-games." "Love-games?"
33:07 <invizzi> they song doesnt say that
33:07 <kibblz> heya
33:12 <whatever8> but thats what got you pregnant in the first place
33:12 <invizzi> it is 'differnt'
33:20 <Krystal> yep Sgt-Splode
33:20 <xarcos> Mules.
33:41 <xarcos> Rabid elephants heaving electromagnets.
35:13 <Lilah[away]> HEAAAAAAAAAAVE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOE
35:15 <Sgt-Splode> No, you're the news!
35:21 <Lilah[away]> Your face is the news.
35:25 * Krystal glad wraps herslef to Lilah[away]
35:38 <euro_jockz> lol
35:39 <invizzi> news edition
35:47 * Lilah[away] does Krystal's hair in pigtails
36:10 <Krystal> Boogie Shoes	2:09	KC & The Sunshine Band				6	21/07/2009 9:51 PM	
36:17 * Krystal boogies across the channel
36:18 Part: hangoutonclouds ([email protected]) from #melbourne
36:29 * Krystal just watch the eyelashes Lilah[away] lol
36:32 Part: matthew ([email protected]) from #melbourne
36:49 <Lilah[away]> I can braid your eyelashes
36:53 <Krystal> hahaha
36:55 <Krystal> u can now Laugh Out Loud
36:57 <Krystal> i have some
37:00 Join: red`fever (~red`[email protected]) to #melbourne
37:06 * Krystal flutters her eyelashes at Lilah[away]
37:10 * Lilah[away] swoons
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37:19 <Lilah[away]> I know who'll be watching YOU sleep tonight.
37:21 <Lilah[away]> ;)
37:25 <Krystal> oooo
37:37 * Lilah[away] peers in through your window creepily
37:38 * Krystal sleeps with one eye open tonight
37:51 <Sgt-Splode> "Gripping your pillow, tight ..."
37:52 * Lilah[away] has sex with your closed eye
37:53 Part: moi2 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:54 <Lilah[away]> Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah boi
37:58 <Krystal> Laugh Out Loud Lilah[away]
38:01 <Lilah[away]> :D
38:27 <Krystal> Hot Stuff	3:48	Donna Summers				4	22/05/2009 9:27 PM	
39:06 <Krystal> looking for some hot stuffffffffffffffff
39:12 <invizzi> sad
39:29 <Lilah[away]> Don't want another night on my own.
39:38 <Lilah[away]> >_>
39:40 Part: euro_jockz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:04 <invizzi> i haven't felt true hunger since i was a little kid
40:06 <whatever8> i'm hot and ready.....brrrrp
40:20 <invizzi> in a few hours i will have celery and peanut butter on it
40:21 <Lilah[away]> I feel it every day or so after I forget to eat.
40:23 <Lilah[away]> -_-
40:38 <Sgt-Splode> invizzi, I'm having Malaysian takeaway for dinner, om nom nom
40:45 <invizzi> what did you order?
40:52 * Krystal made mexican
40:55 <Sgt-Splode> Fucks me. My dad ordered it
41:08 <whatever8> fish
41:09 <invizzi> fucken hell, can't you tell what you are eating
41:17 <invizzi> i am so smart i can name every malaysian dish
41:18 <Krystal> it is prolly better he doesn't know
41:29 <whatever8> kung pow chicken??
41:38 <invizzi> well i had roast lamb with honey lemon carrots and brocolli
41:38 <Sgt-Splode> I ran a count of my cats, however, they're all still-here
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42:15 <invizzi> now im going to die
42:24 <invizzi> having no carbs for dinner is a big adjustment
42:31 <invizzi> apart from the carrots
42:44 <whatever8> and the beer to go with that??
42:46 <Lilah[away]> xarcos >:3
42:51 <Lilah[away]> wherechu go!?
42:52 <Sgt-Splode> I'd wish you luck, invizzi, but you are a wanker.
42:54 <invizzi> in ana circles they called oranges carbombs
42:59 <invizzi> Sgt-Splode: suck my arse
43:12 <invizzi> carbombs because they are high in carbs
43:14 <Sgt-Splode> Too-many calories
43:34 <whatever8> i'm with fat fighters
44:22 <invizzi> 97% of people on earth a crap and within the other 3% 2.7 are fat or sick and the other .3% are the hot people
44:24 <invizzi> like me
45:04 <Lilah[away]> -___________________________________-
45:12 <whatever8> so cheery
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45:22 * Sgt-Splode listens to the Rolling Stones crank out some Primus
45:43 <whatever8> gimme shelter??
45:48 <Sgt-Splode> Close
45:52 * invizzi is listening to Slippery People [Live] by Talking Heads from The Best of Talking Heads: Once in a Lifetime
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46:15 <Sgt-Splode> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8CtWUY7nvg <--- they're still crankin'
47:03 <invizzi> lol what tghe hell
47:40 <Sgt-Splode> Pretty rockin', yes? I haven't heard them sound so tight and controlled
48:40 <invizzi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY6DHXvgLJ8
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55:10 <invizzi> celery with peanut butter is dumb
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56:43 <red`fever> i dont understand how same sexes are attracted to each other
56:51 <euro_jocks> mmm
56:52 <euro_jocks> cock
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57:11 <euro_jocks> red fever
57:12 <red`fever> that seems like the obvious
57:14 <euro_jocks> are u a female?
57:14 <invizzi> i can understand how white males are attracted to black cock
57:18 <red`fever> no
57:39 <euro_jocks> ok
57:42 <I_stephen> once you go black you'll never go back
57:45 <euro_jocks> lol
58:00 <euro_jocks> a cock is a cock
58:08 <euro_jocks> ull never go back either way
58:12 <euro_jocks> as far as im concerned
58:20 <invizzi> what about if you went to jail
58:31 <invizzi> had a boyfriend in jail then when you got out you are normal
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58:50 <euro_jocks> :S
58:52 Part: Maybe4u ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:20 <invizzi> was easy e gay?
59:28 Part: I_stephen ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:35 <red`fever> he died of aids so prolly yes
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00:03 <invizzi> he made some good tunes though
00:07 <euro_jocks> red fever, your fucked. thousands and thousands of people die of aids
00:12 <euro_jocks> its nothing to really laugh about
00:13 <red`fever> but all that gangster image wouldve been a disguise
00:18 <invizzi> magic johnson's johnson wasn't so magic for him to catch it
00:34 <invizzi> maybe you can be a gangster and gay
00:41 <invizzi> if i was a gangster i would
00:56 <invizzi> and be like 'got a problem mother fucka' wave a glock around
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01:23 <invizzi> and when i recruit people into the gang the weak ones have to bend over
01:40 <euro_jocks> lol
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03:03 <xarcos> You can in Mafia 2!
03:46 <invizzi> cool
04:35 <invizzi> im going to give my grandma a plastic bag and tell her 'i got you something that will last forever'
04:44 <invizzi> for her birthday
05:43 <euro_jocks> i dont get it
06:29 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:32 <PandasDontDrive> duh
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06:59 <euro_jocks> duh at your nick
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08:44 <Fred-Bear2> http://i32.tinypic.com/ao3iw1.jpg <-- my lasagne i just ate
08:47 <Fred-Bear2> :)
08:58 <Azz> Fred-Bear2 lets hope it was spiked
09:02 <euro_jocks> lmao
09:13 <euro_jocks> fred bear
09:15 <euro_jocks> r u a bear?
09:29 <Fred-Bear2> lol, no silly :P
09:38 <euro_jocks> oh k lol
09:42 <Fred-Bear2> spiked with what
09:45 <Fred-Bear2> it was yum
09:49 <Fred-Bear2> i made it myself
09:54 <xarcos> He blew in it before he ate it.
09:59 <Fred-Bear2> yuck
09:59 <euro_jocks> lol
10:02 <Fred-Bear2> your off man
10:05 <euro_jocks> HOT
10:21 <euro_jocks> lmao
10:25 <Azz> spiked with viagra tablets
10:31 <xarcos> Fred-Bear2 has semen dripping off his lips... euro_jocks he wants you to lick it off.
10:36 <Azz> http://www.redrooster.com.au/images/products/Classic_Half.jpg <---- what im having right now !
10:53 <euro_jocks> ew xarcos
11:02 <Fred-Bear2> azz yuck, microwave chook
11:12 <euro_jocks> i dont mix food and semen
11:21 <euro_jocks> lol @ microwave chook
11:30 <Sgt-Splode> Sailors have to, otherwise they don't eat
11:49 Quit: Bazza ([email protected]) Quit:
11:54 <zoes> hello agaiin
12:07 <red`fever> good morning zoes
12:09 <euro_jocks> zoe zoe zoe
12:23 Part: invizzi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
12:24 <Azz> zoes - state when you'll be whinging again over ur next ban ? lol
12:26 <euro_jocks> im going cq tonight, i soooo cbf
13:06 <red`fever> wtf is cq
13:14 <xarcos> Short for coq.
13:16 <Azz> euro_jocks - why cant u ? got a big zit on ur face ? lol
13:22 * zoes is reverd from flu
13:24 <Azz> cq = cq bar
13:38 <Azz> its got 2 levels and the top level has those heating lights
13:44 <euro_jocks> lol thanks ass
13:45 <euro_jocks> azz*
14:02 <Azz> cq bar has nice wedges
14:21 <red`fever> sounds like a place for potential rapists
14:33 <euro_jocks> lmaoooooo @ short for coq
14:34 <euro_jocks> im so delayed, but thats funny
14:38 <euro_jocks> lmao
14:42 <zoes> my flu is gone!!
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14:45 <Azz> red`fever nah, thats ur mums bedroom and no need to say the r word
14:54 <euro_jocks> lmaoooooo
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15:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb *[email protected] *!*@1d27677f.bigpond.net.au
15:07 <paul_banks> dd
15:15 <red`fever> what rape?
15:22 <paul_banks> its the circel of life
15:34 <Azz> paul_banks - is that ur mums tit size ?
15:37 <red`fever> face up to reality ass
15:42 <paul_banks> huh
16:06 <paul_banks> who wants ice cream
16:17 <xarcos> Your FACE.
16:28 <paul_banks> wtf
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17:00 <euro_jockz> lol
17:06 <paul_banks> gran cant find her teeth
17:12 <euro_jockz> ew
17:17 <red`fever> i dont condone rape and who ever commits it should be castrated
17:30 <paul_banks> pusy
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17:47 <paradox> hahahahahaha
18:04 <Quincy> chicks love being forced cock
18:14 <Quincy> it's 1 of the standard chick sex fantasies
18:14 <paul_banks> i fixed my tAfe OTEN problem
18:22 <paul_banks> i had 2 download internet explorer 6
18:30 <Quincy> i got internet 8
18:34 <paul_banks> yes but
18:37 <Quincy> windows downloaded it automatically
18:45 <Quincy> i can't see any difference
18:45 <paul_banks> the software doesnt work with internet explorer 8
18:52 <paul_banks> thEFORE I HAD to dl IE 6
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18:58 <Quincy> omg
19:06 <Quincy> lots of web sites won't even work with IE6
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19:11 <paul_banks> the software was made for IE6
19:12 <Quincy> go to youtube
19:16 <Quincy> it will give you a warning
19:33 <paul_banks> well I dont us IE to browse the fucking internet i only use it for my TAFE software, i use firefox
19:44 <euro_jockz> what r we discussing?
19:53 <Quincy> got to love tafe chicks
20:02 <Quincy> they can be as hot as uni chicks only dumber
20:05 <Quincy> and less pretentious
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20:12 <euro_jockz> lol quincy
20:17 Nick: mzyoyo is now known as mzs[away]
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20:31 <paul_banks> go fukc yourself
20:48 <paul_banks> you use internet explorer u cant be that bright yourself
20:48 <paradox> fuck u paul_banks
20:59 <euro_jockz> lol
21:00 <paul_banks> stupid dick shit
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21:23 <red`fever> freaky fuck tarts
21:23 <Azz> paul_wanks_hismumoff
21:34 <euro_jockz> lol
21:37 <euro_jockz> his mums got a cock?
21:49 <zoes> 3 more weeks and my mum comes home xd :)
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21:53 <paul_banks> its biger than ur dick
21:54 <Azz> word has it, its bigger than miriams
22:06 <speedmonkey> hey Miss-Bruntette, fuck my ass
22:12 <euro_jockz> lmaoooooooo
22:14 <euro_jockz> so random
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22:39 <paul_banks> ~*~*~8SORanDom*~*~~LOlLZ~&~&~&
22:51 <euro_jockz> ?
22:52 <euro_jockz> ok
22:54 <xarcos> srand(time); rand() % so_random;
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23:09 <Sgt-Splode> "Mum?" "Uh, yeah. About that. There's something I haven't been telling you ..."
23:22 <xarcos> (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) FUN BOY(*)(*)(*)(*)
23:23 <euro_jockz> lmao sgt
23:34 <xarcos> That is paul_banks's name.
23:45 <paul_banks> ...
24:19 <euro_jockz> anyway
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24:48 <Azz> * paul_banks is now known as paul_banks_isoff_to_finger_hismums_arse
24:50 <euro_jockz> im gonna eat pasta now
24:52 <euro_jockz> yay
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25:07 <euro_jockz> lol azz
25:08 <paul_banks> im realy mad
25:12 <euro_jockz> why is everybody having a go at paul
25:20 <Azz> mad at ur mums rejection ?
25:20 <demon> paul_banks is a girl haha
25:24 <paul_banks> cos dey r jealous
25:26 <Krystal> Azz behave
25:30 <euro_jockz> he seems like a perfectly abornal person
25:31 <Azz> paul likes to wear gstrings
25:32 <Krystal> no picking on mum's in here
25:43 <paul_banks> mein lips r chapped
25:45 <demon> I want your mum's lasagne
25:45 <euro_jockz> i wear g strings
25:48 <Azz> Krystal - I was at albert park today
25:53 <paul_banks> whos lasange
26:08 <Krystal> oh bit cold Azz Laugh Out Loud
26:23 <euro_jockz> krystal do u write laugh out loud
26:26 <euro_jockz> or is it automatic
26:55 <demon> it looks automatic
26:57 <red`fever> Krystal is a bot
26:58 <Krystal> it is a script euro_jockz
26:59 <Azz> Krystal - filming an ad for intralot
27:07 <Azz> red`fever ur mums a bot
27:38 <red`fever> is my dad skynet?
27:50 <Azz> ur dad likes to sniff her undies
28:36 <Azz> http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs139.snc1/5930_101226239889747_100000071130216_36806_6016710_n.jpg <--- which 1 is me ?! lol
28:54 <red`fever> youve got to love the freudian slips here
29:06 <paul_banks> the nigger on the right
29:16 <Azz> pls dont be racist paul_banks
29:29 <Sgt-Splode> the nigger on the right
29:32 <paul_banks> u dun no me
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30:36 <Krystal> Shook Me All Night Long	3:32	AC/DC	Howard Stern's Private Parts	Speech		5	19/06/2009 3:39 PM	2019
30:52 <red`fever> the fag taking the shot
31:38 <demon> a to the muthafuckn k homeboy a to the muthafuckn k
31:40 <demon> igga nigga
31:41 <kibblz> the fag on the left
31:50 <kibblz> he looks like the most nerdiest
32:06 <paul_banks> id say the fat one is most likely
32:17 <euro_jockz> that'd be me
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32:22 <euro_jockz> not fat
32:26 <paul_banks> wth the beard
33:05 <demon> haha
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33:40 <paul_banks> ~hi veronica~~
33:56 <paul_banks> r u in teh veronicas..
34:13 <Vero> hi ah no
34:22 <paul_banks> ok bye
34:30 <euro_jocks> hi
34:41 Kick: euro_jockz was kicked by Krystal (2 clones from *!*[email protected])
34:42 Kick: euro_jocks was kicked by Krystal (2 clones from *!*[email protected])
34:48 <Cool`Dude> youre real pale azz
34:49 <paul_banks> busted
34:50 Kick: VeRoNiCa was kicked by Krystal (2 clones from *!*[email protected])
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34:53 <Krystal> hahhaa
34:59 <paul_banks> waht teh hale
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35:14 <Cool`Dude> wb silly
35:17 <Azz> lol
35:21 <euro_jocks> i need to kill one
35:23 <euro_jocks> its just coz its lagging
35:26 <euro_jocks> thanks
35:26 <Azz> Krystal - paul_banks should be banned for racism
35:44 <Cool`Dude> your mums racist
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36:00 <cradel> who wants a bit
36:08 <Azz> bit of ur mum ?
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36:12 <cradel> what
36:25 <cradel> you disrespecting?
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36:31 <paul_banks> go bakc 2 teens
36:43 <Azz> nah, ur dad isnt wanted by any of us guys
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37:26 <doctor> fucking heart burn
37:43 <paul_banks> butt hurt
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37:45 <cradel> what
37:47 <Azz> 2 many vdrinks
37:49 <Quincy> doctor prescribe yourself a antacid
37:51 <Quincy> LOL!!
37:57 <paul_banks> lmao1111!111
37:58 <doctor> lolp
38:40 <cradel> your lucky cuntz
38:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@114.77.B28C9F.209DAD
38:40 Kick: cradel was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) The C-bomb, or any intended variant, is not tolerated <autoban>)
38:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b cradel!*@*
38:49 * kibblz slaps Vero around a bit with a baseball bat!
38:53 <kibblz> veronica huni
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39:00 <Quincy> he's a dumb can't
39:00 <kibblz> baby doll
39:01 <Azz> he cant, he;s in trouble for prescribing too many prescriptions of viagras to his shemale customers
39:14 <Vero> i better not talk might get kickked out lol
39:22 <paul_banks> ..
39:23 <Azz> for crap spelling
39:26 <paul_banks> wow ur a moran
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39:41 <Azz> moran ? underbelly ?
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39:52 <paul_banks> huh
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40:28 <euro_jocks> anyway
40:31 <euro_jocks> as i was saying
40:42 <euro_jocks> i am international student from the canary islands
42:00 <Azz> euro_jocks when did u get here in mainland australia ?
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43:25 <Azz> Fred-Bear - why you in here twice ? it wont increase ur chances of picking up a new bf
43:29 <paul_banks> every1 is cloaning
43:39 <Azz> ur mum is cloaning
43:48 <paul_banks> ur dad is claoning
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45:17 <xarcos> Frod-Boar
45:25 <xarcos> Nod Flonders
46:17 <paul_banks> woll smoth
46:59 <Azz> claoning ?
47:50 <xarcos> Michel Folps
47:51 <Jeffy> perhaps cloning
47:56 <Krystal> phelps?
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48:02 <meteoroid`strek> awwww
48:08 <xarcos> Stoven Sogol
48:18 <meteoroid`strek> Aikido
48:37 <Krystal> steven segal?
48:55 * MrM5 yawns
48:57 <kibblz> krystal wheres my +v
48:57 <kibblz> :D
48:58 <meteoroid`strek> Under siege
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54:39 <meteoroid`strek> eucalyptus steam room therapy
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55:37 <Krystal> 48 Crash	3:58	Suzie Quatro	Top Ten Hits Of The 70's	Rock		5	13/07/2009 5:44 PM	1973
55:51 <Quincy> no scripts Krystal
55:54 <Quincy> first warning
56:02 <Krystal> it isn't Quincy first warning
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57:12 <Azz> Quincy - ur mum roots by a script
57:21 <Krystal> he has a mum?
57:34 <Krystal> i thought it was a robot?
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58:27 <meteoroid`strek> Adult robot
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00:40 <Fred-Bear> Krystal leave Quincy alone
00:50 <Krystal> Fred-Bear behave
00:56 <Fred-Bear> http://i25.tinypic.com/25stuut.jpg enjoy my lasagne Krystal
01:03 <Krystal> im not looking
01:06 <Fred-Bear> its picture perfect
01:08 <Fred-Bear> serious
01:11 <Krystal> and i advise everyone else not to look
01:16 <Fred-Bear> :(
02:08 <thestig> DO U WATCH yOURSELf IN THE MIRRoR WHEN U MASTErBATE?
02:22 <MelbGreek83> who doesn't
02:33 <Jeffy> lol Krystal
02:35 <Jeffy> the link is safe
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03:05 <meteoroid`strek> http://shop.idmsports.com.au/images/First%20Aid%20-%20Eucalyptus%20oil.jpg
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05:25 <Krystal> Jeffy it isn't that the link isn't safe it is more what it is of
05:35 <Krystal> Take A Long Line	3:00	Angels		1970's		11	22/07/2009 3:54 PM	1979
06:25 <paul_banks> thestig y r u so discusteng
06:28 <Busty_tranny> whos is dave huges in here @Krystal?
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06:56 <Krystal> dave huges as in the comedian?
07:04 <Busty_tranny> yep
07:13 <Krystal> we have no comedians do we
07:14 <Busty_tranny> country comedian
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08:31 <HaYdZ1> hello all :) :) :)
08:44 <paul_banks> 2 many smileys
08:45 <Busty_tranny> just one which is me
09:05 <HaYdZ1> paul_banks how are ya kid?
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09:19 <Krystal> oh our resident whinger is here
09:19 <paul_banks> waht
09:29 <HaYdZ1> paul_banks how are ya?
09:51 <paul_banks> huh
09:54 <HaYdZ1> @Krystal to whom might u b refering too?
09:59 <Busty_tranny> paul_banks my lover boy
10:03 <Krystal> yeah im wondering
10:08 * Krystal sits and waits
10:09 <HaYdZ1> a simple question ur all killing me tonight
10:13 <paul_banks> i dont udeerstandd
10:31 <HaYdZ1> how many times do i have to ask paul_banks how r u?
10:43 <paul_banks> y r u pickeing on me
10:53 <HaYdZ1> i'm not paul_banks i know ur a kid
10:55 <Busty_tranny> i m on estrogen
11:02 <paul_banks> thakns
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12:16 <doctor> I love your dads penis in between my ass cheeks
12:37 <paul_banks> woow
13:56 <steve_> bugger me
14:06 <Kill_Goyim> lol
14:17 <Krystal> Touch It	3:57	Monifah	100% Hits Vol 28	Pop		3	2/07/2009 11:15 AM	1998
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17:32 <HaYdZ1> bbl
17:49 <paul_banks> tak ur time
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21:39 <[D]WaDe> words i live by: dont fkn fall in love with people.. hold the person that u love closely if there next to, the one u love not the person that simply has sex with u.. appreciate them to the fullest extent and then beyond, coz u never really know what u got until its gone.
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23:14 <WiZZiN> ur all shit
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23:50 <doctor> yeah you tell us
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47:24 <segfault> fuckhead
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49:49 <Bee_Hornet> http://soils-earth.massey.ac.nz/
50:13 <Bee_Hornet> get rewarded
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52:11 <Bee_Hornet> Postgraduate Diploma in AgriScience (Agriculture)
52:43 <Bee_Hornet> http://science.anu.edu.au/Plants/ResearchFoci/IncreasingProductivityOfCropsAndForests.php
54:28 <Bee_Hornet> Study Agriculture subjects
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57:45 <spilly> Hello
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04:03 <mr`indiazz> im boredddddddddddddddddd
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09:36 <Azz> mr`indiazz how can u be on here when u r meant to be driving ur filthy taxi ?
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10:33 <Fred-Bear2> im not a clone
10:37 <Fred-Bear2> im real i tell you
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10:41 <Fred-Bear2> :(
10:55 <nonenforcement> Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
11:36 <paul_banks> mad.
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12:58 <Fred-Bear> :)
13:04 <Fred-Bear> Fred-Bear2 is real
13:07 <Fred-Bear> he is so very real
13:31 <Azz> clones
13:42 <paul_banks> cloanes
13:47 <Fred-Bear> clone wars
13:48 <wild_turkey> clones
13:49 <Fred-Bear> :)
13:50 <Azz> twice as ugly
13:58 <Fred-Bear> attack of the clones
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14:48 <paul_banks> clowns
15:03 <jonno> bbl
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16:08 <red`fever> i havent seen one funny clown so far
16:43 <mztired> same
16:48 <red`fever> they really are trannies in disguise
17:38 <mztired> trannies are way funnier than clowns
17:48 <mztired> even regular ppl are
17:48 <red`fever> some men actually put on cosmetics
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17:59 <mztired> yeh.. so?
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18:20 <red`fever> that went out of fashion centuries ago
18:21 <Fred-Bear> paul_banks lol
18:31 <mztired> who cares about fashion
18:37 * Fred-Bear displays his latest lasagne proudley --> http://i25.tinypic.com/25stuut.jpg
19:20 <spilly> i am hungry now
19:39 <Fred-Bear> sorry spilly
20:36 <spilly> Fred-Bear: Dig in :P
20:44 <Fred-Bear> i already have man
20:53 <Fred-Bear> the peice is like 2/3's gone
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21:14 * Fred-Bear shows his slice ---------> http://i32.tinypic.com/ao3iw1.jpg
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21:45 <paul_banks> who sead my name
21:50 <red`fever> thats animal cruelty
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22:22 <red`fever> im getting peta on your ass
22:26 <paul_banks> is that diet coke
22:29 <paul_banks> or straight coke
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22:55 <Fred-Bear> lol straight
22:59 <Fred-Bear> coke cup
23:02 <Fred-Bear> n ice cubes
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23:09 <paul_banks> facking hell now i watn lasange
23:20 <doctor> i was justice
24:12 <Fred-Bear> paul_banks ill make you a slice
24:20 <paul_banks> ....thaks
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27:00 * spilly carves off a slice
27:18 <red`fever> what keeps couples happy and maintains relationship?
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27:36 <spilly> Money :p
28:16 <paul_banks> no1 ofered u any spily
28:21 <red`fever> you cant buy affection
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28:35 <spilly> red`fever: you can buy adorable pets
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28:58 <spilly> paul_banks: i am like that guy in the mccains ad.
29:24 <paul_banks> umm
29:24 <red`fever> yes but you cant have an sexual intercourse with a pet
29:32 <paul_banks> waht r u talking about
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29:54 <Azz> paul_banks likes to wank off shemales
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30:24 <paul_banks> woww
31:02 <mr`indiazz> who winning in football?
31:11 <paul_banks> ur mum
31:48 <red`fever> Harry Potthead is winning the football
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32:33 <quikenuf> coolingwood smashing them
32:47 <spilly> go pies
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42:26 <wild_turkey> I LOVE YOU
42:31 <wild_turkey> DO U LOVE ME?
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42:43 <Zade> sometimes
42:57 <wild_turkey> do u want to be my best man at my wedding
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43:20 <Zade> should be fun
43:37 <kokothemonkey> you should be fun
43:48 <Zade> oh I am
43:56 <kokothemonkey> proove it
44:23 <Zade> do you want me to get naked or something?
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44:47 <kokothemonkey> i didn't mean that specfically but it ouldn't hurt
45:06 <RichardFeynman> Turtles all the way down...
45:44 <Zade> ok
46:05 <kokothemonkey> teenage mutant ninja turtles
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46:44 <spilly> Heros in a half shell
46:51 <kokothemonkey> turtle power
47:08 <spilly> T U R T L E *POWER*
47:14 <paul_banks> ffagot power
47:24 * spilly feels like rapping 1990s style
47:25 <kokothemonkey> penis power
47:32 <paul_banks> pupy power
47:39 <kokothemonkey> ice ice baby
47:53 <kokothemonkey> ninja ninja rap
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49:24 <Kill_Goyim> Kriss kross
49:44 * spilly wears his jeans backwards like the Kris Kross boys
50:09 <wild_turkey> hi spilly xoxox
50:18 <spilly> xoxox?
50:27 <wild_turkey> xxxx
50:31 <spilly> better
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50:37 <spilly> castlemaine mate :P
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51:53 <zoes> i feel like going to bed earlu
52:18 <doplar> hey
52:25 <doplar> anybody here study?
52:29 <wild_turkey> chatting is like having sex
52:43 <nonenforcement> Egh.
52:48 <Hunk27> opps
52:58 <doplar> if so, how much time do you spend studying each day?
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55:01 * spilly studies the opposite sex, daily
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55:44 <kokothemonkey> can i join you zoes ?
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05:36 <zoes> brb going to the loo
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05:44 <spilly> too much info
06:35 <Hunk27> lol
06:52 <spilly> or not enough?
07:06 <Quincy> ok zoes, remember to wipe from the back to the front
07:17 <Quincy> how are you unique_f?
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07:48 <Fred-Bear> yeah when girls wipe from back to the front it puts nasty poo in their vagina
07:52 <Fred-Bear> gives them infections
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10:00 <kokothemonkey> and thier pussy taste like shit
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10:21 <terri> but u still go back for more
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11:20 <doctor> fuck women
11:25 <doctor> fuck them in the vagina
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12:31 <Fred-Bear> some guys make a jelly in a bucket , they insert a small tube into the bottom of it 2 inches from the top, they get it semi chileed so it is like thick liquid then have a bunch of hot model chicks fart into the pipe, this causes bubbles of fart gas to be trapped in it, they then chill it and and eat it like a delicassy and smell the fruits left for them
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16:35 <doctor> sounds unbelievably hot
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18:04 <Fred-Bear> jelly feacal gas infusion its called
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23:45 <nathanmelb> hey all
24:04 <paul_banks> stfu
24:07 <Fred-Bear> hi nathanmelb
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24:25 <paul_banks> more like..............gay-bear
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24:47 <Fred-Bear> nathanmelb trys to send you pics of his mother n sister --> <nathanmelb> u like pics of hot chicks in bikinis n underwear??
25:02 <paul_banks> ooer
25:05 <paul_banks> send2me
25:09 <Fred-Bear> i told him i was gay
25:17 <paul_banks> u r
25:30 <Fred-Bear> and asked if he was into gay rights and gay pride marches and he didnt reply
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27:47 <kokothemonkey> i'm into fag drags, concertration camps, stonings and lynching
28:10 <paul_banks> i need 2 pee
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29:38 <kokothemonkey> i heard macs suck
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31:27 Nick: girl[in]melb is now known as BiatchPahlez
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33:25 <spilly> Meh
33:34 <paul_banks> big macs
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33:53 <spilly> Of the hamburgular variety?
33:54 <paul_banks> or mac cosmetics
34:03 <Fred-Bear> paul_banks, do u liek lasagne
34:07 <paul_banks> yes
34:12 <i_love_kim> mmmm
34:13 <paul_banks> i looooooooooooove lasange
34:16 <spilly> trust you to be thinking about makeup paul_banks
34:22 <paul_banks> u know who else loves lasange
34:25 <paul_banks> garfield
34:30 <i_love_kim> me
34:34 <paul_banks> exuse me spilly
34:43 <paul_banks> trust uto be thinking about me
34:46 <Fred-Bear> paul_banks hell yeah
34:50 <Fred-Bear> :)
35:01 <Fred-Bear> paul_banks im gonna make a lasagne bar
35:03 <i_love_kim> any porn on SBS tonight
35:06 <spilly> Odie!
35:11 <paul_banks> cool
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35:38 <kokothemonkey> i fucked odie
35:55 <Fred-Bear> odie is the dog yeah
35:58 <Fred-Bear> he is a weirdo
36:09 <spilly> Yeah, that's why he is cool Fred-Bear
36:14 <kokothemonkey> jon is a pedo
36:21 <Fred-Bear> the perfect voice over for garefield would be bill murray, who did his voice over in the movie
36:29 <spilly> Jon has a new hot date in every second cartoon
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36:54 <spilly> He gets around that man-whore.
37:01 <kokothemonkey> they picked bill murray because he sounded like the guy in the cartoon
37:10 <i_love_kim> :P
37:26 <Fred-Bear> kokothemonkey, was bill murray the actualy voice over AHHAHAHAH i havent seen the film
37:38 <kokothemonkey> in the movie yes
37:44 <Fred-Bear> he just has the right smart arse attitude to pull it off
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37:48 <spilly> I don't particularly love kim, then again, i dont know her
37:48 <Fred-Bear> no way
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37:55 <Fred-Bear> i might watch it, he makes me laugh
37:56 <kokothemonkey> well in the first one at least not sure abou8t the 2nd
38:02 <Fred-Bear> there is a 2nd
38:14 <kokothemonkey> yeah went really badly
38:24 <Fred-Bear> did it suck balls
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38:39 <kokothemonkey> apparently, haven't seen it though
39:27 Part: Acme ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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40:43 <spilly> Pooky!
40:53 <paul_banks> i need2 stop googlging my symptoms
40:55 <kokothemonkey> i poked pooky
41:08 <kokothemonkey> symptoms of what paul_banks
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41:27 <paul_banks> my curent symptoms
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41:31 <paul_banks> liek.stomach pains
41:42 <kokothemonkey> and?
41:46 <paul_banks> i always fnd potential life threating things i might have
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42:05 <kokothemonkey> i always tend to find what i have
42:06 <paul_banks> and go fuck yourself if ur not going2 say anything useful
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42:23 <kokothemonkey> i meant what else other than stomach pains
42:33 <paul_banks> nothing atm
42:42 <kokothemonkey> thats a bit to general to narrow down
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43:02 <kokothemonkey> could be indegestion, gas or anything minor like that
43:17 <nathanmelb> hey all
43:17 <paul_banks> yes that is probably iot
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43:45 <kokothemonkey> usally takes at least 2-3 sysmptoms to begin to narrow down something
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44:51 Nick: brusco is now known as ReCo^RaGeR
45:00 <doctor> nah youre pregnant
45:05 <doctor> with my child
45:16 <bi-james> heya, any1 wanna chat? :)
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45:28 <kokothemonkey> once i shove the vaccum up my ass i wont be
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45:42 <kokothemonkey> i'm off to play burnout
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52:19 <nathanmelb> hey all anyone wanna chat? :-)
52:36 <paul_banks> ur anoying
52:50 <tanned-glama> this room is dead
52:59 <tanned-glama> people have lost interest in the poor chat in here
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53:11 <paul_banks> oh shitttt
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53:21 <tanned-glama> this is boring
53:35 <mira> [18:08:10] <@Krystal> `b mira drug chatter is not welcome so if people disscussed panadol, they would be banned?
53:35 <tanned-glama> lucky i have more active places to chat
53:53 <tanned-glama> mira don't worry about it, it's a dead channel
54:12 <mira> im seriouslt doubting the intelligence on planet Krystal
54:20 <mira> im not worried
54:30 <tanned-glama> she is an op in here so obviously slow
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54:46 <tanned-glama> they don't choose the brightest to op here
54:52 <mira> this is funny
54:53 <mira> http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2009/07/youve-never-seen-the-matrix-like-this/
55:01 Part: JuSt-ChIllIn ([email protected]) from #melbourne
55:13 <tanned-glama> may aswell spam those links to yourself
55:15 <mira> to be an op, you gotta smile and praise O he with the @
55:19 <tanned-glama> this channel is over
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55:45 <tanned-glama> they won't ban you, they are desperate for active chatters
56:00 <mira> i noticed irc in general has declined
56:11 <mira> used to use it 5 years ago
56:27 <doctor> go back to myspace then
56:28 <tanned-glama> waste of time joining here if you want to chat
56:34 <paul_banks> i got a ehadache
56:48 <tanned-glama> but plenty of other places to chat, which most have found
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57:49 <tanned-glama> some very popular places to chat still around
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58:58 <mira> i found my old channel hee, its gone private but stil thriving
58:59 <tanned-glama> the way it's heading this channel will shrink away to no chatters
59:07 <RichardFeynman> tanned-glama, here, on a Friday night?
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59:21 <tanned-glama> most of the chatters on here are pests
59:34 <Bastard> lol
59:37 Part: conjurer ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:48 <RichardFeynman> I thought tanned-glama would be out with his boyfriend on a Friday night.
00:04 <Fred-Bear> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ACJL41x3QE <-- fucken classic, see the blokes laugh in his face
00:08 Part: Suze ([email protected]) from #melbourne
00:27 <RichardFeynman> Why are you here every night, tanned-glama, don't you have a life?
00:29 <tanned-glama> this channel is over, go make some friends to add to facebook
00:45 <tanned-glama> just the dregs of a network remain on here
01:11 <tanned-glama> still some despos msg me
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01:32 <tanned-glama> the despos all say the same thing
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02:39 Nick: matt-footy is now known as ^matty^
02:40 * ^matty^ is back (Reason - gone to the footy go blues) I was gone for  7hrs 54mins 39secs �MuLL Script�
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03:00 <mira> you see tom, im not a woman, I was born as a man
03:00 <tanned-glama> r.i.p melbourne channel
03:10 <Fred-Bear> tanned-glama wanna cyber with me
03:17 <Fred-Bear> im a cyber slut
03:22 <Fred-Bear> im the best their is
03:31 <tanned-glama> despo fred
03:40 <mira> and the little guy just dances around and points
03:44 <Fred-Bear> fuck yeah, and proud
03:57 <tanned-glama> i'm surprised anyone still joins here
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04:06 <Fred-Bear> mira lmfao
04:13 <tanned-glama> it's 99 percent losers in here
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04:41 <tanned-glama> i like facebook
04:41 Join: Kaan ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:45 <tanned-glama> i have many friends on it
04:49 <nathanmelb> hey all anyone wanna chat? :-)
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04:59 <Fred-Bear> mira check out the grloin, doesnt look lady like, looks lumpy --> http://www.crisalide-azionetrans.it/Something%20About%20Miriam.jpg
05:07 <tanned-glama> facebook is much better than this
05:44 <tanned-glama> i'm so bored in here
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06:23 <mira> facebook is good for catching up with very old friends
06:29 <mira> not making new ones
06:36 <tanned-glama> i have made many new friends on it
06:49 <tanned-glama> you just got to have the skills to do it
06:57 <tanned-glama> which most of the losers in here don't
07:14 Part: zoes ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:18 <Fred-Bear> i like facebook for showing off pictures of my lasagne
07:31 <Fred-Bear> http://i25.tinypic.com/25stuut.jpg
07:36 <mira> well thru face book im having class of 98 reunion tomorrow night, all my old girld friends from high school. random on facebook just want sex
07:37 <tanned-glama> this channel is dying off faster than i predicted
07:41 <Fred-Bear> http://i32.tinypic.com/ao3iw1.jpg
08:13 <JohnFromTheClub> Fred-Bear lets see a pic of you instead of your shiity dinner
08:25 <mira> Fred nice pasta pie, i like :D
08:34 <tanned-glama> this is pathetic
08:46 <damo-> well fuck off then?
08:47 <tanned-glama> i see why i hardly join here anymore, it's dead
08:47 <JohnFromTheClub> Fred-Bear you have been nurturing that piece of shit for hours now
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09:03 <JohnFromTheClub> damo- is a loser
09:04 <paul_banks> im starting a water fast tomorow
09:15 <JohnFromTheClub> a so called creator of operating systems
09:18 <JohnFromTheClub> damien bird
09:20 <Fred-Bear> JohnFromTheClub its beautiful
09:26 <RichardFeynman> haha paul_banks
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09:31 <paul_banks> going2 water fast for 20 days
09:38 <damo-> um.. dont know where you pulled that one from. but wrong on all accoutns
09:40 <damo-> accounts
09:42 <paul_banks> last time i did 14 days or was it 12
09:49 <JohnFromTheClub> damo- is a loser
09:52 <RichardFeynman> paul_banks has the best rants.
10:03 <paul_banks> im not ranting
10:05 <paul_banks> wtf
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10:10 <RichardFeynman> When was the last time you gave up oxygen?
10:12 <tanned-glama> its just angry losers left on here who are too dumb to get a gf
10:14 <mira> tanned-glama if you expect to make friends on irc, you'll be dissapointed, as cyber frerindships take longer and are harder to maintain than real life ones
10:16 Part: avsaroglu_38 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:21 <paul_banks> no need 2 be rude ok
10:34 <tanned-glama> mira, don't talk to me loser
10:36 Part: conjurer ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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10:40 <paul_banks> that applyes 2 eveeryone
10:41 <RichardFeynman> mira, tanned-glama does this routine all the time.
10:48 <mira> ok
10:49 <JohnFromTheClub> mira is a loser
10:50 Part: damo- ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:50 <RichardFeynman> It's tedious.
10:55 <tanned-glama> richard, i am getting bored of it
10:57 <mira> yup im a loser
10:58 <JohnFromTheClub> RichardFeynman is a loser
11:02 <mira> i wont talk to u
11:05 <tanned-glama> the losers in here don't have good comebacks
11:06 <RichardFeynman> Aww, I want to win.
11:07 <paul_banks> RichardFeynman is rompter stomper isnt it
11:13 <RichardFeynman> I want to win it all.
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11:19 <JohnFromTheClub> RichardFeynman = Romper
11:25 <paul_banks> yay iwin!!
11:32 Part: JeLlY_BaBy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
11:36 <RichardFeynman> I want to go on water fast like my hero paul_banks.
11:38 <paul_banks> im not with internode anymore so people cant say im him
11:46 <paul_banks> suckers!*~*~
11:52 <JohnFromTheClub> paul_banks is a loser
11:57 <paul_banks> gasp......
12:05 <paul_banks> how daeR u
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12:37 Nick: calendergirl is now known as joyce
12:43 <paul_banks> my tumy was hurting so i did some plops and that helpe
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15:25 <mira> the adrenaline rush afterward nom nomm
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18:45 <Angryman> asl
19:00 Nick: mira is now known as Mira|ZZonIt
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24:19 <Mira|ZZonIt> 20's peaking, in bed
25:15 Nick: TurK is now known as TurK|aWaY
25:36 <Quincy> chicks love a thick cock
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27:19 <JohnFromTheClub> Fred-Bear is a loser
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27:35 <Fred-Bear> thanks JohnFromTheClub
28:07 * JohnFromTheClub jump on Fred-Bears lasagne
28:24 <JohnFromTheClub> the jewcake is a dead
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29:17 <Fred-Bear> lmfao
29:25 <Fred-Bear> you have alot of anger towards me
29:40 * Fred-Bear uses some healing crystals on JohnFromTheClub
29:57 <Fred-Bear> these will release your chakras of negative flowing energy
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35:58 <paul_banks> who likes poutine
36:10 <irc_shrink> who is that
36:35 Nick: i_love_kim is now known as i_love_maddie
36:36 <Ausmale23> vladimir putin
36:42 <paul_banks> its not a person
36:52 <Ausmale23> fruit
36:54 <paul_banks> its chips and gravy and somekind of cheese
37:02 <Ausmale23> from what country
37:04 <irc_shrink> sounds horrible
37:14 <paul_banks> cananda
37:32 <Ausmale23> dosnt sound like a traditional canadian dish
37:43 <Ausmale23> unless you add canadian bacon and maple syrup
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38:31 <paul_banks> Poutine is a French-Canadian concoction comprised of french fries, gravy, and cheese curds.
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38:55 <Ausmale23> urghh curds
39:42 <paul_banks> asl Ausmale23
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42:05 <Fred-Bear> paul_banks hi mate
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43:03 <paul_banks> ,,,
44:00 <JohnFromTheClub> Fred-Bear loser mate
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48:33 <Angryman> chill
48:37 <Angryman> chill-girl
49:04 <paul_banks> GIRL
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49:34 <Angryman> OMG Vanilla SKy is on 7 after midnight!!
49:37 <Ausmale23> paul_banks im 25 from adelaide btw
49:38 <Angryman> holy shit!! awesome!
49:51 <paul_banks> wow!!
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50:12 <Angryman> I'm so Watching it, bro.
50:14 <paul_banks> y isur stupid name 23 then
50:39 <Angryman> `ban Ausmale23 false advertising.
51:21 <Ausmale23> cuz 23 is my fav number
51:26 <Ausmale23> michael jordan
51:31 <paul_banks> gay
51:57 <Ausmale23> with a name like paul_banks you must eat cock for a living
52:30 <Fred-Bear> paul_banks he mate
52:34 <Fred-Bear> ;ove ya dude
52:42 <stebie> play nice, peoples.
52:43 <paul_banks> o my go
52:45 <paul_banks> d
52:54 <Angryman> anyone know that babe from the gainsville commercials? msg me immediately please.
53:01 * Fred-Bear hugs paul_banks
53:08 <paul_banks> stop it
53:14 <paul_banks> whats ur problem fed bear
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53:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Admin
53:47 <stebie> he loves you
53:52 <Fred-Bear> no prob
53:57 <Fred-Bear> just being friendly
54:03 <Fred-Bear> like u man
54:19 <Admin> :)
54:20 <paul_banks> .ihate yu all
54:25 <Fred-Bear> lol
54:36 <Fred-Bear> i feel bad for bron
54:39 <Fred-Bear> for how she looks
55:13 <paul_banks> do u think im bron or something
55:18 <Ausmale23> i feel sorry for paul_banks
55:18 <Fred-Bear> like trailer trash in her new video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0qCDtkgfo&feature=channel
55:25 <irc_shrink> I thought bron looks pretty hot
55:28 <paul_banks> people thought i was romper stomer b4 it wouldnt suprise me
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56:56 <nonenforcement> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
56:59 <nonenforcement> Kill me.
57:04 <nonenforcement> I need to die.
57:28 <paul_banks> ok.
57:36 <irc_shrink> are you suicidal nonenforcement
57:44 <paul_banks> water fast withme then u can die slowly likeme
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59:34 <paul_banks> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
59:49 <paul_banks> im hungry again
59:54 <paul_banks> damnitt..
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