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00:01 <Pieter> Mad TV is on Chan 9
00:24 <database> REASLLYL
00:39 <MrPresident> Pieter, is that a good thing?
00:59 <PandasDontDrive> ahh
01:09 <database> this does not look like madtv
01:22 <database> oh wait
01:23 <database> yes it is
01:38 <Quincy> chicks love madtv
01:52 <database> .....
02:14 Part: ReCo^RaGeR ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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03:13 <Pieter> MrPresident : Its a great thing :)
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03:43 <tiesto> knees?
03:46 Nick: botfly is now known as botflies
03:51 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
03:57 <PandasDontDrive> knees it
03:58 <PandasDontDrive> bitch
03:59 <PandasDontDrive> :P
04:11 Part: {NaVi} ([email protected]) from #melbourne
04:19 <Pieter> someone had sore knees before
04:28 <Pieter> carpet burn
04:32 <Pieter> coulda been artheritis
04:39 <Pieter> i choose carpet burn tho
04:43 <database> bees knees
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09:20 <MrPresident> dicky knees
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11:14 <PandasDontDrive> kneez uyrself
11:47 <Pieter> hahaaha
11:51 <Pieter> this show rules
11:52 <Pieter> i love lee
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14:01 <MrPresident> what an indecisive chap
14:30 <database> whata dick head
14:39 <MrPresident> isn't he an op?
14:47 <bron> LOL
14:49 <bron> yer
14:58 * MrPresident shakes head, sadly
15:06 <MrPresident> yep, they sure know how to pick 'em
15:14 <MrPresident> and shit, it's bron!
15:19 <MrPresident> thought you woulda left this thing by now
15:24 <bron> who r u
15:30 <database> ha ha ha ha ha ha a a
15:39 <MrPresident> i'm your hottest fantasy
15:51 <bron> no raelly
15:52 <bron> really
16:17 <MrM5> and wat are u the president of?
16:18 <MrPresident> yep! ain't it great!
16:26 <MrPresident> MrM5: uzbekistan
16:29 <MrM5> lol
16:33 <MrM5> mad chicks there.
16:38 <bron> uzbek?
16:38 <MrPresident> and this backwater hole named the us
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16:44 <MrPresident> yes, uzbek, bron
16:46 <bron> hey
16:47 <bron> woah
16:48 <bron> its been like
16:49 <bron> 7 years
16:50 <bron> LOL
16:55 <bron> well
16:56 <MrPresident> ...of?
16:57 <bron> maybe like 5
17:00 <MrM5> i dont get it....
17:00 <bron> since ive spoken to you
17:05 <Pieter> does any one here suffer from erection problems?
17:09 <MrPresident> has it really now
17:13 <bron> well
17:14 <MrPresident> Pieter, i think bron does
17:16 <bron> its been since fsc days
17:18 <Pieter> cos AMI will help
17:25 <MrPresident> bron, i think you have me mistaken for someone else
17:28 <EDMCGUIRE> amy who Pieter ?
17:29 <Pieter> naa she doesnt MrPresident
17:30 <bron> well
17:31 <Netz> nite sinners
17:32 Quit: Netz ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
17:33 <bron> you said uzbek
17:35 <Pieter> her clit hits 2"
17:35 <MrM5> bron that makes u about 12 yrs old when u started chatting on mirc?
17:38 <bron> if youre not uzbek
17:39 <bron> then who are you
17:43 <bron> no MrM5
17:43 <bron> i was 9
17:46 <MrPresident> yes, cos uzbekistan is an actual country
17:47 <MrM5> oh sry :D
17:48 <EDMCGUIRE> ha netz, bloody sinners!
17:49 <bron> i know this
17:50 <MrM5> my bad
17:52 <MrPresident> i'm not uzbek myself
17:57 <bron> but i thought that when you agreed when i said uzbek
18:02 <bron> that you are the person whos nick was 'uzbek'
18:09 <MrM5> he means the country
18:11 <MrM5> dorkette
18:15 <bron> and uzbek also meant the country
18:17 <Pieter> dooooooooork
18:19 <bron> thats all he spoke about
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18:20 <bron> lol
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18:27 <bron> and hes the only person ive ever spoken to that i know is from uzbekistan
18:28 <bron> so
18:29 <database> i have premature ejaculation
18:34 <MrM5> ewww
18:37 <Pieter> i love these colour combo's ive setup under this irc client
18:39 <Pieter> looks sexy
18:48 <Pieter> i might save the ini file to usb flash
18:52 <Pieter> how geeky is that :p
18:53 <bron> thats not ur irc client, thats the drugs
18:57 <MrPresident> bron, settle. i'm not him
19:06 <Pieter> no
19:08 <Pieter> its ya mum
19:42 <database> does ne1 suffer from rosacea
19:55 <MrPresident> yes...that's right, Pieter. i'm bron's mom. of course
20:00 <bron> LOL
20:01 <MrPresident> makes perfect sense
20:04 <bron> rosacea
20:05 <bron> yuk
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20:12 <database> rued...
20:19 <bron> http://acne-treatment-guru.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Acne%20images%20-%20light/acne-rosacea.jpg
20:34 <database> oktahts gross
20:37 <bron> LOL
20:50 * database blushes
21:13 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
21:14 <bejuggle> mad.
21:18 <dangerAFK> great times
21:22 Nick: dangerAFK is now known as mrdanger
21:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*Lamy@*.bigpond.net.au
21:27 <MrPresident> wow, that guy must celebrate red nose day all year round
21:30 <mrdanger> wooo, mrdanger is here
21:32 Nick: mrdanger is now known as dangerAFK
21:36 <dangerAFK> woo, he's gone again
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22:50 <database> fuckig chest pains
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27:37 <Pieter> [email protected] : take that knife out of it then!
27:42 <Pieter> wtf
27:45 <database> lol
27:49 <Pieter> gah, gotta get used to this client
27:59 <database> u so craaazy
28:09 Part: spunkymonkey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
28:09 <Pieter> it was tab completion
28:24 <Pieter> but it didnt do it until i got chan nick/hosts
28:27 <Pieter> its weird
28:46 <DeathDealer> are ya pumping it up?
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28:58 <database> yeh!!
29:05 <DeathDealer> me too
29:22 <DeathDealer> i've made a mess in the table
29:22 <PandasDontDrive> AUTOMATIC GUN
29:23 <database> im buying m&ms tomorow
29:24 <PandasDontDrive> *doofs*
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29:28 <PandasDontDrive> READY FOR JUDGEMENT DAY!
29:33 <PandasDontDrive> *rocks off his nuts*
29:42 <PandasDontDrive> sik ass long vsn
29:47 <database> goign2 eat some m n ms
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30:07 <PandasDontDrive> yea u do that
30:08 <PandasDontDrive> :P
30:39 <database> nothing elsethouh
30:41 <DeathDealer> d-ata or da-ta however ways you like to call it?
30:54 <database> umm
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31:03 <DeathDealer> heh :p
31:17 <database> Heh.
31:49 <database> ta-da
32:23 <DeathDealer> i like sitting at darling harbour and watching the bay shattered the clouds
32:39 <DeathDealer> north sydney it was
32:42 Part: DeathDealer ([email protected]) from #melbourne
32:43 <database> gey..........
33:54 Part: EDMCGUIRE ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:10 Part: bron ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:19 <Pieter> good
34:25 <Pieter> ugliness has left the channel
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34:42 <bron> [.:00:34:29:.] *Pieter* im going to fuck you
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35:42 <database> mmmmhmmmmmmmm
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42:27 <MrPresident> heya Glass_Girl
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43:52 <Pieter> good night peopleS:)
44:05 <Glass_Girl> hi MrPresiden :)
44:37 <MrPresident> how you goin? :)
44:45 <Pieter> fuckin hell
44:48 <Literature> goodnite all take care and have a good one tomorro2
44:53 Part: Literature ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:54 <Pieter> unwired does have capped speeds during peak hours
45:06 <Pieter> it suddenly jumped from 30k/sec to 110k/sec
45:14 Part: BlackVelvet^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:28 <Pieter> damn
45:35 <Pieter> should have gone to get a writable dvd today
45:36 <MrPresident> if you get it up to 88, you can travel through time
45:42 <Pieter> now i gotta walk tomorrow :(
45:51 <Pieter> yeh
45:55 <Pieter> not in an aussie car tho
46:12 <MrPresident> well, no, you'll need a delorean
46:18 <Pieter> anyway
46:22 <Pieter> im off to bed
46:24 <Pieter> have a great night peoples:)
46:34 <MrPresident> you too brother of stebie
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47:59 <MrPresident> Henriette, are you sure you're in the right place?
48:45 <Henriette> oui
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48:55 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as slinky_J
50:34 <MrPresident> what brings you here?
51:04 <Henriette> chat
51:06 <Henriette> you?
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51:13 <MrPresident> sex
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52:24 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmmmmm.
52:25 <bejuggle> Mad.
52:38 <MrPresident> thank you, bejuggle, thank you
52:48 <MrPresident> Henriette, what's your actual name
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53:05 <PsychoticMouse> hi all
53:30 <MrPresident> sup psych
53:42 <PsychoticMouse> the moon :P
53:53 <MrPresident> you make a contrived, yet good point
54:05 <PsychoticMouse> well :)
54:22 <PsychoticMouse> is everyone else asleep?
54:30 <MrPresident> not everyone
54:31 <snotface> no
54:33 <MrPresident> the rest are just idling
54:39 <snotface> but i might like to hop into bed now with my macbook
54:40 <MrPresident> and making random appearances a la snotface
54:49 <snotface> ta daaaa
54:55 * PsychoticMouse shakes his head
55:24 <snotface> :(
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00:55 <MrPresident> snotface, if you weren't taken, would you take a ride on baz's disco stick
01:30 <snotface> no.
01:35 <MrPresident> how come?
01:51 <snotface> Baz is lovely, but totally not my type.
01:58 <MrPresident> how come?
02:10 <snotface> firstly, he's far too young
02:26 <MrPresident> lol go on
02:38 <snotface> we don't share the same taste in music
02:43 * MrPresident nods
02:47 <snotface> which is a huge factor for me when choosing a date
02:54 <MrPresident> wow, ok, go on
02:56 <snotface> and he generally isn't the aesthetic fit i find attractive
03:11 <MrPresident> you mean he doesn't look attractive to you
03:22 <snotface> not quite
03:26 <snotface> he is an attractive young man
03:30 <MrPresident> "aesthetic fit"?
03:52 <MrPresident> define that
04:03 <snotface> well you know how some guys go for tall skinny blondes
04:10 <MrPresident> yup
04:12 <snotface> and others go for dark haired nerdy types
04:16 <MrPresident> mmhmm
04:19 <snotface> some love girls with curves
04:22 <MrPresident> indeed
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04:42 <snotface> baz isn't the kind of guy i go for
04:45 <MrPresident> what is?
05:09 <staffy> thats shallow
05:13 <snotface> is it?
05:18 <staffy> yep
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05:24 <snotface> are you saying you don't prefer curvy girls?
05:24 <MrPresident> snotface, go on hon. i'm interested
05:27 <snotface> you've said it a number of times.
05:28 <staffy> nah
05:33 <staffy> about what music someoens likes
05:37 <snotface> LOL
05:42 <snotface> music is a huge factor
05:43 <staffy> retarded
05:51 <MrPresident> snotface, what is your type then. go on
06:01 <staffy> i like girls like
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06:04 <staffy> sizee 10-12
06:06 <snotface> you listen to house, you like to go clubbing, taking drugs maybe
06:12 <staffy> i dont like real skinny chicks
06:13 <Bastard> and rich
06:20 <staffy> snotface?
06:22 <MrPresident> snotface, dammit woman. lol answer.
06:25 <snotface> the music you listen to influences the things you do
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06:31 <snotface> staffy - i dont mean you PERSONALLY
06:39 <staffy> i dont listen to house music, goi clubbin or take drugs
06:39 <snotface> you as in "someone"
06:49 <staffy> i am retired from all them activities
06:52 <snotface> yes i JUST SAID not you personally
06:54 <staffy> for a number of years
06:59 <staffy> oh ok
07:08 <snotface> my point is, the music you listen to influences a lot of stuff
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07:21 <staffy> well your a music guru
07:24 <MrPresident> staffy, shh a second mate. i wanna see what type of bloke she goes for
07:27 <snotface> what clothes you wear, what recreational activities you do, where you go on a saturday night
07:38 <staffy> she likes blokes that wear gay cardigans
07:42 <snotface> LOL
07:51 <MrPresident> ah. ok. gay cardian blokes
07:52 <staffy> an look like they need a haircut
07:56 <staffy> yep
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08:01 <snotface> i took my boyfriend shopping and there were cardigans in every store we went into
08:04 <MrPresident> long haired gay cardian blokes
08:05 <MrPresident> got it
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08:07 <Bastard> staffy: she's gonna be single for quite soe time then. they're all gay
08:11 <snotface> he's started wearing the cardigan i bought him and he looks hootttt.
08:12 <staffy> lol
08:18 <staffy> fuk that
08:21 <staffy> i would burn it
08:21 <MrPresident> so she likes emo blokes
08:33 <staffy> i would even let m,e work dog wear one
08:39 <staffy> he too cool for that '
08:42 <snotface> mmm not emo guys
08:45 <slinky_J> got my beeeer lets find the hoes!
08:45 <slinky_J> :P
08:50 <slinky_J> :D
08:51 <MrPresident> yep, emo blokes
08:55 <staffy> she likes goths
08:57 <MrPresident> long hair, cardigans...lol
08:57 <slinky_J> ur emo
08:59 <slinky_J> both of u
09:00 <slinky_J> ?
09:00 <snotface> ok why dont you just tell me what i like
09:05 <slinky_J> r u bitching
09:05 <staffy> goth in a cardigan
09:07 <slinky_J> coz like
09:10 <slinky_J> u dont have snotface
09:11 <slinky_J> like i do
09:12 <slinky_J> :P
09:14 <MrPresident> snotface, i've been asking you and you been banging on about musc. lo
09:15 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
09:16 <slinky_J> !!!
09:18 <MrPresident> so, get on with it
09:23 <slinky_J> snotface is a bot
09:26 <snotface> MrPresident you're not the only person in here
09:28 <slinky_J> it goes on about anything
09:30 <staffy> botface
09:31 <slinky_J> take what u get
09:31 <snotface> i'm talking to everyone
09:31 <slinky_J> :P
09:34 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
09:40 <slinky_J> it talks to everyone!
09:53 <MrPresident> snotface, no, but i did ask first. try to stay focused
09:54 <snotface> i like masculine guys.
09:59 <snotface> beards.
10:01 <snotface> rough hands.
10:03 <MrPresident> masculine guys with long hair
10:07 <MrPresident> and cardigans. got it
10:07 <snotface> thick thighs.
10:10 <snotface> mmm.
10:14 <staffy> masculine men dont wear cardigans
10:18 <snotface> or do they
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10:21 <MrPresident> no
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10:26 <snotface> i find lots of things appealing
10:26 <staffy> masucline men wear a flanno an footy shorts
10:32 <snotface> um
10:34 <staffy> babes
10:35 <snotface> i didnt say i liked bogans
10:36 <snotface> sry
10:38 <staffy> an wooden thongs
10:44 <MrPresident> so you like muscular guys in cardigans with long hair?
10:45 * Bastard is Playing [ 2270. Iced Earth - Behold The Wicked Child ]
10:50 <MrPresident> and beards?
10:55 <snotface> not too muscular
10:55 <staffy> fags wear cardigans
10:59 <snotface> they should be slender
10:59 <staffy> girly guyz
11:06 <snotface> but with definition
11:07 <dangerAFK> she's talking about me
11:17 <snotface> i find lots of things appealing
11:20 <MrPresident> in snotface's defence, i don't think she's anymore shallow than any of us are
11:26 <MrPresident> except the music thing was a bit lame
11:30 <snotface> i'm allowed to find certain things attractive
11:32 <staffy> haha yeah i agree
11:42 <snotface> it's a big deal to me, sry.
11:49 <snotface> i've dated guys who don't share the same taste.
11:55 <snotface> they want to go to clubs/bars i dont want to go to.
11:57 <MrPresident> because music doesn't define a person's entire persona, of course
12:02 <snotface> they dont want to come to gigs with me.
12:03 <staffy> they must of had taste in good music
12:06 <MrPresident> that said, nothing wrong with having a preference
12:10 <snotface> they play shit when we drive in the car together.
12:25 <staffy> do you hold hands in the car together?
12:28 <MrPresident> if you like girls who are 10-12, then you discriminate against the ones that go over or fall beneath that
12:29 <snotface> why would i date a guy who wouldnt come to a gig with me?
12:44 <snotface> i think it's a fair point.
12:46 <staffy> you should stay home an cook him dinner instead
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12:49 <snotface> now having said that.
12:53 <dangerAFK> girls tend to adopt the personality of the person they are dating, likes and dislikes.. so every girl ive dated like monty python and good music, soon as i stop dating them they like shit music and think monty python is shit
13:06 <snotface> if a guy fits all my other criteria
13:17 <snotface> the looks are really the last thing i care about
13:23 <staffy> bulldust
13:28 <Bastard> cash being the first
13:34 <snotface> not at all
13:37 <snotface> i make my own money
13:38 <snotface> fuck that
13:43 Mode: (by stebie) -b diditforthelulz!*@*
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13:48 <dangerAFK> snotface: surely they are the first, because if you get to know a guy you dont find attractive at all and he likes all the same things you do, he's hit the friend zone
13:49 <staffy> biggest load of rubbish sayin looks dont count
13:56 <MrPresident> i still find the image of a muscular guy with long hair, a beard, and a cardigan, a strange preference
13:58 <staffy> you still have to be attracted to someone
14:03 <snotface> dangerAFK - not necessarily. it depends on the situation.
14:08 <staffy> thats right dangerAFK
14:16 <dangerAFK> is "the situation" just how drunk you are?
14:18 <snotface> i've often found that i've gotten to know a guy who turns out to have a very appealing personality.
14:19 <snotface> no
14:24 <snotface> i may not have immediately been attracted
14:25 <staffy> lol
14:30 <snotface> but after a while you do feel an attraction
14:32 <Bastard> MrPresident: i've seen a few homeless guys that meet that criteria
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14:39 <MrPresident> lol Bastard
14:49 <MrPresident> and i bet he makes his *own* music :P
14:49 <staffy> but yout still need that extra physical attraction for it to work
14:55 <MrPresident> like on an upturned bucket
15:01 <snotface> yes
15:05 <snotface> and if the personality is right
15:10 <dangerAFK> theres only one girl i still find attractive after having dated them for a while, i just manage to project intelligent and beauty on anyone im infatuated with
15:10 <snotface> the physical attraction can be there
15:11 <staffy> yeah
15:22 <staffy> when you get older personality plays more of a part
15:26 <snotface> i "dated" a guy for a few months who was totally the opposite of my "type"
15:28 <MrPresident> snotface, is the criteria you described pretty much a description of your bf?
15:33 <snotface> and NO ONE understood it
15:42 <MrPresident> staffy, ie they get more desperate
15:43 <snotface> but his personality was just fucking attractive
15:46 <snotface> even if he wasn't
15:53 <staffy> yeah
15:54 <MrPresident> "dated" ie rooted around with
16:01 <staffy> lol
16:02 <snotface> we never slept together, that's rude.
16:08 <staffy> thats the chicks term for rooted
16:08 <snotface> we just made out a bit, LOL
16:09 <staffy> dated
16:12 <MrPresident> lol
16:14 <staffy> to no sound slutty
16:14 <dangerAFK> every girl ive dated for more than 6 months lacked a father figure
16:20 <dangerAFK> and other than me, dated older guys
16:23 <dangerAFK> its quite disconcerting
16:32 <snotface> MrPresident - not quite.
16:32 <MrPresident> staffy, the sluts are usually the ones who get hypersensitive about it
16:40 <snotface> my boyfriend is very skinny.
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16:45 <MrPresident> i see
16:50 <MrPresident> and bearded?
16:53 <snotface> no.
16:55 <snotface> :(
16:57 <LEVENTX> hi
16:59 <LEVENTX> selam
16:59 <snotface> i try to get him to grow one
17:03 <MrPresident> ah, so you're still after your perfect man
17:05 <snotface> he gets about 5mm long
17:07 <snotface> no
17:11 <MrPresident> sounds like it
17:12 <snotface> because everything else about him is <3
17:13 <staffy> what if he had a big long beard like an arab?
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17:18 <staffy> big fat black beard
17:19 <MrPresident> yep, so you're settling
17:21 <dangerAFK> snotface: i have a beard!
17:24 <snotface> settling? LOL
17:27 <staffy> would you find that attractive ?
17:39 <snotface> are you one of those people
17:46 <snotface> who believe there is "one perfect person" out there for you?
18:02 <dangerAFK> most girls ive dated have hated beards but only one acted like i should not have a beard to make her happy, she was the stupidest one of course
18:10 Part: honkytonks ([email protected]) from #melbourne
18:12 <snotface> who has the exact figure you're after, the exact eye colour, the exact hair colour, the exact personality
18:13 <Angryman> any sweet as bitches wanna chat? msg me pelase.
18:16 <snotface> who actually LIKES you
18:24 <snotface> and you won't have a relationship
18:27 <snotface> with anyone til you find her?
18:36 <snotface> good luck with that.
18:39 <staffy> do you ask yourself that ?
18:45 <staffy> or have you*
19:03 <dangerAFK> i like people, if you saw a montage of my girlfriends the only thing that remained constant was the fact that they considered themselves smart.. it turned out to be untrue in several cases though
19:05 <snotface> why would i ask myself if there's a perfect woman out there for me?
19:12 <staffy> i mean a man
19:16 <snotface> dangerAFK are you still bald?
19:18 Nick: lara is now known as lara1
19:26 <snotface> staffy - no because i don't believe in that rubbish
19:29 <dangerAFK> snotface: havent been bald since januaru
19:33 <dangerAFK> when i did shave for the cure
19:34 <snotface> high five
19:36 <dangerAFK> so you cant give me shit for that
19:40 <dangerAFK> it was for cancer.
19:43 <snotface> no
19:47 <snotface> i like baldies
19:50 <dangerAFK> CANCER
19:56 <snotface> it's very lex luthor villainesque
20:02 <snotface> i love me a good villain
20:06 <dangerAFK> i looked like i had cancer when i shaved for the cure
20:09 <staffy> snotface likes her man to look like a skinny bikie wearin a cardigan
20:11 <dangerAFK> it didnt cure me not getting laid, thats for sure
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20:15 <MrPresident> you're a big geek girl eh snotface
20:19 <snotface> geek girl?
20:24 <dangerAFK> she's quite a small geek girl :p
20:32 <snotface> i'm not a geek :(
20:35 <dangerAFK> and crazy hot by irc standards
20:38 <snotface> i'm a dork.
20:45 <staffy> mac owners are nerds
20:52 <snotface> leave my mac alone
20:58 <dangerAFK> just hot by normal standards
21:00 <MrPresident> right, dork it is
21:03 <snotface> :)
21:03 <Angryman> i'm mac owner.
21:04 <dangerAFK> but crazy hot by irc standards.
21:07 <snotface> i'm proud to be a dork.
21:08 <MrPresident> can you call yourself dorkface, please
21:11 <Angryman> I'm definately the coolest dude in here.
21:16 <snotface> no i'm not allowed to change my nick
21:17 Part: lara1 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:18 <MrPresident> Angryman, buh bow
21:19 <snotface> did you know that?
21:27 <snotface> apparently it's been a rule since the dawn of this channel
21:32 <snotface> that ops arent allowed to change their nicks
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21:45 <dangerAFK> i argued with a girl the other day about the whole geek genre, she got so pissed off.. but my general point was people who call themselves geeks and exclude others have this weird elitist thing going that i dont believe actually applies to geeks
21:53 <staffy> Melbourne has retarded rules
22:02 <snotface> i only found out recently
22:15 <snotface> not true dangerAFK
22:37 <snotface> some geeks enjoy their superior knowledge of their particular geek genre
22:43 <dangerAFK> geeks by definition can not be elitists.
22:45 <snotface> especially programmers
22:51 <dangerAFK> they are outcasts, they dont get to choose.
22:53 * snotface glares
22:55 <dangerAFK> now theyve made it some hip fad
23:02 <snotface> geeks aren't cool.
23:04 <snotface> nerds are.
23:13 <dangerAFK> no, nerds know computers
23:16 <dangerAFK> geeks are just geeky
23:20 <snotface> i can't remember what the difference is.
23:25 <snotface> my boyfriend is a comic book geek.
23:35 <dangerAFK> yeah see, i dont agree with the classifications
23:36 Part: Calin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:36 <MrPresident> so what makes you a dork?
23:44 <dangerAFK> anime geek, comic book geek, tetris geek
23:45 <staffy> nerds are right into science shit too
23:49 <dangerAFK> it all seems ridiculous
23:51 <staffy> like deep science shit
23:57 <snotface> i like science :(
24:01 <dangerAFK> elitists are not geeks.
24:05 <dangerAFK> geeks are not elitists.
24:06 <snotface> im still reading my book on quantum physics.
24:06 <staffy> snotface i mean like
24:16 <staffy> right into their physicas
24:17 <dangerAFK> personally i think thats the defining characteristic of an actual geek
24:18 <Angryman> i buy Zoo magazine. I am as cool as they come.
24:21 <MrPresident> elitism is more of an attitude than anything
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24:24 * slinky_J sits on snotface
24:25 <slinky_J> :)
24:26 <staffy> general science is good
24:31 * snotface nibbles slinky_J 
24:32 <MrPresident> that can apply to geeks or otherwise
24:35 Part: Jaguar81 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:41 <snotface> i just finished the chapter about how atoms make molecules
24:46 <snotface> because of their shells
24:48 <dangerAFK> MrPresident: my point was more that geeks dont get to be elitists.
24:54 <snotface> i didn't understand half of the stuff before it
24:58 <snotface> stupid formulas
25:00 <MrPresident> well, that's because they're geeks :D
25:09 <staffy> some of it is quiet interesting snotface
25:17 <MrPresident> so what qualifies you as a dork, snotface
25:19 <staffy> you learn how things are created
25:21 <dangerAFK> yeah, but this girl was acting like im not a geek and cant claim to be one because i have a social life
25:27 * slinky_J slaps snotface around a bit with a large trout
25:29 <snotface> i just am
25:33 <staffy> an how things work an what their place is on the earth
25:35 <MrPresident> dangerAFK, did you blow on her face?
25:44 <snotface> i dont feel like elaborating on every little point i make with you tonight it's too early
25:45 <dangerAFK> MrPresident: about a year ago
25:48 <dangerAFK> then i broke up with her
25:49 <MrPresident> lol
25:51 * slinky_J rumble tackles snotface
25:51 * slinky_J bes all manly!!!
25:51 <slinky_J> :P ahahaha
25:52 <staffy> lol
25:54 <snotface> i want to talk more about physics
26:04 <MrPresident> snotface, ok, then i'll accept that a dork is just a goofy bugger
26:05 * slinky_J feels like hes about to be imasculated
26:12 <slinky_J> LETS NOT TALK PHYSICS
26:15 <snotface> MrPresident - that's exactly it
26:15 <slinky_J> because
26:20 <slinky_J> im not called slinky for nothing
26:22 <slinky_J> ;)
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26:26 <dangerAFK> I study computers and apparently im not allowed to be a geek/nerd because i get laid from time to time
26:36 <staffy> has anyone ever seen a chick talk about politics?
26:38 <MrPresident> a goofy bugger with a macbook with a fetish for lex luthor in smallville
26:40 <melguy25> oh ok
26:42 <snotface> goofy, silly, cheeky, no shame, careless, oblivious, clumsy, general dork.
26:50 <MrPresident> staffy, i have
26:53 <Angryman> females shouldn't be allowed to vote. Simple.
26:58 <staffy> not many do
27:03 Part: orionling ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:04 * slinky_J big stretches
27:06 <slinky_J> females
27:07 <MrPresident> they might chip a nail if they did
27:09 <slinky_J> yer
27:09 <staffy> lol i agree Angryman
27:10 <snotface> back to my physics
27:11 <slinky_J> i dont know ANY females
27:14 <slinky_J> not even snotface
27:17 <slinky_J> whoever HE is
27:19 <slinky_J> I DONT LIKE HIM
27:22 <slinky_J> ;)
27:23 <snotface> i remember having a massive arguement with shmappoob once
27:28 <snotface> about the structure of an atom
27:29 <staffy> most women dont have as much logical sense as men
27:30 <dangerAFK> staffy: i had one girlfriend who knew far more about world politics than me, and one who once told her grandfather he must have had a great time in a POW camp because she watched Hogans Heroes.
27:47 <snotface> because electrons don't actually orbit around the nucleus
27:51 <staffy> lol
27:51 <snotface> and he kept yelling that they did
28:06 <dangerAFK> THEY DO
28:09 <MrPresident> snotface, i bet you won that argument
28:11 <snotface> you've had a lot of girlfriends
28:13 <MrPresident> he's a bit of an idiot
28:19 <dangerAFK> shmap was achamp
28:24 <Angryman> maybe make it optional for females to vote.
28:28 <staffy> yeah rob is cool
28:31 <snotface> MrPresident - no, shmappoob pulled up the first website he could find that said they did orbit around the nucleus
28:35 <dangerAFK> havent talked to him for ages
28:35 <MrPresident> he claims to be studying law, but didn't even know legalistic was an actual word
28:40 <snotface> and was like SEE, YOU ARE STUPID.
28:46 <snotface> i was like *sigh*
28:47 <staffy> lol
28:48 <dangerAFK> legalistic?
28:50 <snotface> and dropped the issue.
28:52 <MrPresident> correct
29:00 <staffy> rob is good but keeps the debates goin
29:04 Part: kokothemonkey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:07 <dangerAFK> i would honestly say legalistic is not a word, and i pride myself on my artsy literature loving
29:13 <dangerAFK> it doesnt sound like it should be a word
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29:17 <dangerAFK> and im also studying law
29:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Stevie
29:28 <dangerAFK> not knowing a single thing doesnt exclude you from the topic
29:31 <snotface> i'm pretty sure the fact that he's a lawyer has nothing to do with his knowledge of the english vocabulary
29:35 <MrPresident> his fav tactic is to say you just like arguing for the sake of arguing if you debate his points
29:39 <MrPresident> real clever. not.
29:40 <dangerAFK> thats the view of narrow minded tools that cant follow through an argument
29:49 <MrPresident> dangerAFK: look it up. lol you'll see
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30:00 <snotface> in any case
30:01 <staffy> FIgHt
30:08 <dangerAFK> snotface: again, pride myself on my vocab, study law - would dismiss the word legalistic as on the same level as symbology
30:14 <dangerAFK> but thats purely because it doesnt sound right.
30:21 <snotface> the point is, electrons DONT orbit, they're just suspended in the air.
30:40 <staffy> maybe you should do a science project snotface
30:45 <MrPresident> snotface, are you arguing with the all-seeing, all knowing shampoobob?
30:46 <snotface> i might
30:48 <MrPresident> :o
30:50 <staffy> stick on your bih white cardigan an glasses
30:54 <snotface> i'm not arguing with anyone
30:58 <MrPresident> lol staffy
30:58 <staffy> big*
31:08 <dangerAFK> shamp was a champ, and everyone got cut because he thought he was smarter than them
31:11 <dangerAFK> he pretty much was
31:16 <dangerAFK> despite his narrow mindedness
31:30 <MrPresident> he has one weak side
31:32 <MrPresident> and it's funny
31:33 <staffy> he was a champ just for pissin heaps of ppl off in ere
31:39 <snotface> i thought he was a champ til he wouldnt listen about the atom
31:42 <dangerAFK> he reminds me of me.
31:43 <snotface> that made me angry
31:46 <dangerAFK> only not quite as smart
31:52 <snotface> or quite as good looking
31:59 <staffy> so he is a champ only if he agrees with you snotface?
31:59 <dangerAFK> he always said we looked exactly the same
32:05 <MrPresident> that almost said zoolanderish
32:08 <snotface> it's not an opinion staffy it's fact.
32:12 <dangerAFK> but i appreciate that snotface, no one gives me props these days :p
32:18 <snotface> dangerAFK AAAHAHAHAH THAT IS SO INCORRECT
32:23 <snotface> you two look NOTHING alike
32:26 <MrPresident> lol
32:37 <MrPresident> he was rather scared of showing his mug, actually
32:44 <dangerAFK> i had him on my old msn
32:45 <MrPresident> even his myspace pic is the back of someone else's head
32:51 <snotface> he showed it to me
32:51 <staffy> lol
32:55 <dangerAFK> snotface and baz are the only people that migrated to my new msn
33:00 <dangerAFK> but snotface doesnt talk to me
33:02 <dangerAFK> because shes mean
33:05 <MrPresident> lol
33:06 <snotface> i dont talk to anyone on msn
33:14 <MrPresident> you're starting to sound like a lil bitch, dangerAFK :P
33:21 <dangerAFK> i was just talking shit, its not like i talk to you either :p
33:29 <dangerAFK> its not like i say hi and dont get a reply, i just dont say hi
33:33 <snotface> i literally only use it to talk to people when i need to. if i want mindless banter i come on irc.
33:43 <snotface> :)
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33:55 <dangerAFK> i talk to baz there a bit because we have lovers tifs on irc all the time
34:09 <MrPresident> lol
34:12 <MrPresident> gaybos!
34:15 <snotface> i talk to baz infrequently because he usually msg's me
34:32 <dangerAFK> baz is like the nicest guy to stumble on irc
34:37 <dangerAFK> poor dude having to put up with the rest of us
34:38 <snotface> ahaha srsly.
34:44 <snotface> i just want to ruffle his hair.
34:45 Part: bron ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:51 <MrPresident> baz isn't as innocent as you think
34:51 <snotface> he's a good kid.
34:59 <snotface> we never said he was innocent.
35:06 <melguy25> so hes guilty?
35:08 Join: knuckles ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:11 <dangerAFK> nice and innocent arent the same thing :p
35:28 <dangerAFK> i like how pretty much everyone on irc thinks im an ass
35:29 <snotface> knuckles wth are you doing in hurr?
35:38 <dangerAFK> knuckles: yar
35:41 Join: blueyes84 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:49 <snotface> did knuckles say something?
35:59 <dangerAFK> no i was just being cool
36:01 <snotface> oh
36:02 <dangerAFK> haha
36:04 Join: Admin ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:09 <snotface> i was worried i accidentally had him on ignore?
36:10 <dangerAFK> one of those people from random
36:16 <dangerAFK> randoms, if you like
36:28 <dangerAFK> i went there for about 30 seconds
36:33 <dangerAFK> turns out not many people like me :p
36:38 Part: melguy25 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
36:38 <snotface> i was a regular there until recently
37:10 <dangerAFK> i cant go to any channels other than the 2 i always have without being banned by someone ive mocked previously
37:14 Join: AccepttheTruthM ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:18 <snotface> lol
37:23 <snotface> how is it that i dont hate you then
37:35 <dangerAFK> you did for a while :p
37:41 <snotface> i dont remember
37:44 <MrPresident> why?
37:45 <snotface> i dont think i did
38:00 <dangerAFK> after the downfall of christianity (i hope i get to say that in future in reference to the religion)
38:03 <MrPresident> lol
38:14 <snotface> i remember seeing you argue with other people and thought you were funny. i think i decided you were good people before you mocked me.
38:15 <MrPresident> ah, that went down did it. lol good
38:21 <snotface> oh i vaguely remember that.
38:26 <dangerAFK> kate.
38:27 <dangerAFK> hahaha
38:32 * dangerAFK chuckles
38:33 <MrPresident> katatonic?
38:35 <snotface> yes MrPresident, after you abused me and gave me no choice.
38:39 <MrPresident> lol
38:43 <snotface> i degregistered it just like i promised.
38:45 <MrPresident> i didn't abuse ya
38:49 <snotface> you did ;)
38:49 <MrPresident> but good work, girly
39:01 <MrPresident> that was sweet payback, my dear
39:03 <dangerAFK> we had "spies"
39:06 <snotface> whatever happened to kate
39:07 <dangerAFK> which was quite amusing
39:08 <snotface> LOL
39:11 <snotface> yes the spies!
39:16 <dangerAFK> i still say it was baz :p
39:20 <MrPresident> reporting to sonia, yes
39:21 <dangerAFK> hes the only person that knows everyone
39:21 <snotface> it wasn't BAZ
39:27 <MrPresident> don't think baz was one
39:31 <MrPresident> he got dobbed on, too
39:31 <snotface> it was that other dude that always idled
39:34 <MrPresident> after all
39:40 <snotface> i dont think i said anything particularly bad.
39:50 <dangerAFK> MrPresident: you were there? :/
39:54 Part: Calin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:01 <MrPresident> dangerAFK, let's say i had a backseat viewing
40:13 <snotface> all i said was that i thought the person in question was a fence sitter and had no loyalty to friends, and that i hated people like that.
40:13 <dangerAFK> i was like "co owner" and i remember 3 people
40:25 <snotface> speaking of co-owner
40:30 <snotface> what ever happened to morbo :'(
40:37 <dangerAFK> changed his nick :p
40:40 <snotface> WHUT
40:42 <dangerAFK> kate told me he died
40:42 <dangerAFK> haha
40:44 Join: Calin ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:47 <snotface> fuck kate
40:47 <dangerAFK> but i talked to him the other day
40:51 <snotface> amg MORBO :'(
41:01 <MrPresident> lol
41:04 <dangerAFK> kate just didnt want me to find out about her whoring herself out to every guy on the internet
41:09 <snotface> it's his fault that everyone thought i was in a wheelchair
41:09 <dangerAFK> as if i didnt know :p
41:09 <MrPresident> came back to life for irc?
41:13 <MrPresident> now that's hardcore
41:14 Part: raysin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
41:25 <MrPresident> didn't help that you played along with it, snotface. lol
41:30 <snotface> someone asked me for my pic and he told me to use the wheelchair pic
41:32 <snotface> it was like 2am
41:37 <snotface> and it seemed really hilarious at the time
41:37 <MrPresident> that mighta been me
41:40 <snotface> nah
41:42 <snotface> wasnt you
41:44 <snotface> it was some random
41:46 <MrPresident> oh, someone else as well
41:49 <snotface> but you and many others
41:57 <snotface> ended up bearing the brunt of that awful practical joke
41:59 <MrPresident> well, boy did that backfire on ya. lol
42:02 <dangerAFK> i kept up the wheelchair thing
42:13 <snotface> it kind of did and kind of didn't.
42:17 <MrPresident> lol
42:19 <snotface> i mean, yeah what happened sucked.
42:27 <snotface> but i still think it was funny (in the beginning)
42:28 * dangerAFK shrugs
42:34 <dangerAFK> i dont even think it sucks.
42:35 Part: Mr_SATISFACTION ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:38 <dangerAFK> but im a horrible person
42:43 <dangerAFK> ask the majority of ircers :p
42:51 <snotface> you dont kill bunnies
42:54 <snotface> you're not that horrible
42:58 <MrPresident> i don't think you're horrible, dangerAFK
43:00 <dangerAFK> i have killed bunnies :/
43:03 <dangerAFK> i eat bunnies
43:03 <snotface> ...
43:07 <dangerAFK> farming family
43:10 <dangerAFK> sorry :p
43:11 * snotface stares wide eyed
43:24 <MrPresident> snotface, i bet you eat meat, so shush. lol
43:29 <snotface> i do eat meat
43:35 <MrPresident> where else do ya think it comes from. lol
43:40 <MrPresident> a meat tree? :P
43:40 <snotface> but i've never persoanally killed an animal
43:47 <staffy> dosnt matter
43:47 <dangerAFK> my mum taught me how to grab them with coathangers out of the open door of a tarago van, then break their necks
43:53 <snotface> OH GOD NO
43:53 <dangerAFK> farming, its fun for the whole family
43:56 <staffy> eatin meat promotes killin animals
43:59 <MrPresident> lol dangerAFK
44:06 <MrPresident> staffy: exactly
44:14 <MrPresident> if you cared enough, you'd be veggo
44:18 <staffy> yep
44:19 <MrPresident> but i doubt you would be
44:27 <snotface> lol
44:32 <MrPresident> cos you enjoy the succulent taste of slaughtered flesh way too much :P
44:33 <staffy> your nasty snotface
44:33 <snotface> because all the veggos and vegans in the world
44:37 <snotface> have made a difference
44:38 <staffy> u kill poor animals
44:39 <dangerAFK> peter singer has a great argument about why we should be able to kill babies up until theyre 28 days old, if we eat meat
44:42 <staffy> they do
44:44 <snotface> animals eat animals, why shouldn't we
44:50 <staffy> not all animals
44:53 <dangerAFK> apply morals evenly, and all that
44:59 <snotface> i just personally don't go around killing them
45:00 <MrPresident> snotface, well how do you expect to eat an animal without killing it first? :P
45:04 <staffy> u choose to eat meat
45:07 <staffy> dosnt matter snotface
45:14 <snotface> it's not about EATING the animal
45:16 <staffy> you choose to eat meat
45:18 <snotface> i dont CARE that he EATS rabbit
45:21 Part: rippen|Kitten ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:23 <dangerAFK> snotface: i havent done it since iwas a kid and it was fun, honestly dont know if i could now
45:26 <staffy> an a poor animals loses its life
45:27 <snotface> i just care that he killed one
45:33 <dangerAFK> being having an internal debate about going veg for like a month now
45:37 <dangerAFK> been*
45:37 <staffy> just so u have the luxury of eating something you liked
45:40 <snotface> staffy remember how you said you're a bad arguer?
45:47 <snotface> this is the time you should quit while you're aheard
45:50 <staffy> snotface remeber when u went psyco
45:52 <MrPresident> lol aheard
45:53 <snotface> you're arguing about something NO ONE ELSE is
45:55 <doctor> gotta kill an animal to eat it
45:56 <snotface> *head
45:57 <snotface> LOL
45:58 <staffy> about me jokin about killin a dog
46:00 <staffy> lol
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46:02 <dangerAFK> quit while you're a herd.
46:05 <snotface> shut the fuck up staggy
46:06 <staffy> an yet u eat meat
46:06 <dangerAFK> like the buffalo did
46:07 <snotface> god damnit
46:09 <MrPresident> lol dangerAFK
46:09 <staffy> :P
46:11 <snotface> staffy
46:14 <snotface> damn keyboard
46:18 <staffy> lol
46:24 <staffy> you are arguing bad now snotface
46:26 <MrPresident> staffy, i think she's got a crush on you!
46:26 <staffy> bad girl
46:30 <snotface> ...
46:40 <snotface> yes it's true
46:40 <staffy> i need to toilet
46:41 <staffy> brb
46:45 <dangerAFK> talk to you later internuts :p
46:48 * dangerAFK <--
46:49 <snotface> NO
46:52 <snotface> don't GOOOOOoooo
46:56 <MrPresident> cya dangerAFK
46:58 * snotface grunts angrily
47:00 <dangerAFK> cant smoke in this room :p
47:02 <dangerAFK> must depart
47:03 <dangerAFK> asap
47:04 <snotface> gross
47:06 <snotface> smoker :(
47:13 <dangerAFK> i quit green smoking
47:17 <dangerAFK> over a month ago
47:19 <dangerAFK> praise me
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47:27 <snotface> green smoking smells less bad than black smoking
47:35 <Henriette> all smoking is bad
47:40 <Henriette> it is carcinogenic
47:44 <MrPresident> Henriette, the voice of reason
47:46 <doctor> lies
47:49 <snotface> everything is fucking carcinogenic
47:51 <dangerAFK> i need like a month or so off the green before i ditch the black, but its on the way.
47:52 <snotface> what a joke
47:55 <Henriette> no it isn't.
47:57 <dangerAFK> burnt toast causes cancer.
47:59 * dangerAFK gasps
48:03 <snotface> BREATHING causes cancer
48:05 <MrPresident> too much caramel
48:06 <dangerAFK> potato chips cause cancer
48:10 <snotface> mmm caramel
48:12 <MrPresident> even bread improver's got the potential to
48:13 <Henriette> only burnt things, uranium, and cigarettes are cancerous.
48:13 <dangerAFK> everything good causes cancer.
48:21 <snotface> only burnt things cause cancer?
48:30 <snotface> LOL
48:34 <dangerAFK> Henriette: burnt power lines?
48:39 <MrPresident> lol
48:40 <doctor> this is how that carcinogenic logic works. "All cancer patients drink water, therefore water causes cancer"
48:47 * staffy dosnt wash hands an wipes it on snotfaces cardigan
48:54 <dangerAFK> hotdogs cause cancer, apparently
48:54 <MrPresident> lol
48:57 <snotface> im not wearing a cardigan dumbass
49:02 <compunerd> drink urlne
49:03 <snotface> sex causes cancer
49:06 <snotface> ruh roh
49:06 <Henriette> doctor: I think it's conclusively proven cigarettes cause cancer.
49:08 <dangerAFK> people in the US are pushing for warning labels on hotdogs, like cigarettes.
49:09 * MrPresident strokes snotface's beard
49:16 <Henriette> I can refer you to numerous studies doctor.
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49:24 <MrPresident> dangerAFK, you're kidding me
49:31 <Henriette> so does chewing tobacco
49:34 <Henriette> and pipe smoking.
49:38 <dangerAFK> Henriette: you could find a scientist to argue it, just like you could find a scientist to argue Intelligent Design
49:44 <dangerAFK> MrPresident: unfortunately not
49:46 <doctor> i smoke but i don't have cancer, therefore smoking doesnt cause cancer
49:53 <snotface> everyone in my family that has died has died with cancer
49:58 <Henriette> dangerAFK: I could find 99% of scientists to argue it, just like evolution.
49:59 <snotface> it's inevitable i'll get it
50:20 <dangerAFK> Henriette: climate change - 30,000 scientists said it doesnt exist.
50:24 <MrPresident> ah, i see what doctor's doing. lol
50:26 <snotface> so i don't see myself quitting hotdogs soon.
50:32 <staffy> i am a doctor
50:32 <dangerAFK> saying you can find scientists to back shit up just doesnt work.
50:36 <Henriette> 30,000 scientitsts is probably 1%
50:46 <staffy> what do you want to know?
50:49 <snotface> brb pee
50:51 <dangerAFK> exactly,but its 30,000 scientists
50:55 <staffy> snotface copycat
50:58 <dangerAFK> i dont think this person is understanding what im saying
51:00 * dangerAFK pats Henriette
51:03 <dangerAFK> good luck champ
51:15 * dangerAFK is afk, like his nick
51:25 <staffy> lol l8r dangerAFK
51:26 <MrPresident> Henriette, is showing us your boobs carcinogenic
51:27 <MrPresident> ?
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51:40 <Henriette> no , it isn't.
51:45 <MrPresident> well, go on then
51:52 <dangerAFK> otherwise chickens would have killed us all.
51:54 <Henriette> ok if you show me your doodle first.
51:55 <dangerAFK> </burn>
52:02 <MrPresident> Henriette, say ahhh!
52:13 * kokothemonkey shows his doodle
52:14 <Henriette> MrPresident: don't be shy.
52:29 <Henriette> are you gay?
52:30 <Henriette> :/
52:36 <MrPresident> no...
52:37 <Henriette> why aren't you showing me?
52:47 <MrPresident> lol
52:56 <kokothemonkey> meh gay, straight, a holes a hole
52:59 <MrPresident> ah, good ol' switch and bait
53:11 <MrPresident> kokothemonkey: so you could say that about babies and animals
53:16 <MrPresident> or inanimate objects
53:17 <doctor> we're all black on the inside
53:26 <kokothemonkey> don't think i haven't :P
53:34 <MrPresident> dun dun duuun!
54:06 <kokothemonkey> the only difference is that i don't get arresstted with adults
54:09 <Henriette> people are mostly pink inside, with some yellow and brown and blue , but no black, you aren't a real doctor, are you doctor?
54:32 <kokothemonkey> theres a lot of red on the inside too
54:45 <MrPresident> all the colours of the rainbow
54:53 <kokothemonkey> i fart purple
54:55 <MrPresident> we're like a bag of skittles
54:57 <doctor> i'm a fully qualified creationist with a phd in religious science
54:58 <MrPresident> but gooier
55:29 <snotface> bak
55:33 <kokothemonkey> how old is the earth doctor?
55:42 <doctor> 6000
55:46 <Henriette> LOL
55:54 <MrPresident> lol i don't think even most creationists believe that
55:57 <snotface> i just got a new moisturiser i think it might be very nice
56:16 <MrPresident> ....wow.
56:25 <kokothemonkey> doctor what happened to unicorns?
56:26 <doctor> is it moist?
56:27 <MrPresident> i just farted in my chair a coupla minutes ago
57:02 <snotface> no it is not moist
57:04 <staffy> u wash ur hands snotface?
57:09 <snotface> yes...
57:12 <snotface> then i washed my face
57:17 <doctor> unicorns are advocated of the devil
57:18 <staffy> with yoiur pee hands
57:23 <snotface> my skin still feels a little tight
57:24 <doctor> -d+S
57:25 <snotface> :/
57:26 <staffy> u peed on ur hands an washed ur face in urine
57:32 <MrPresident> how many steps did it take to get from your room to where you washed your face
57:33 <snotface> staffy shut up
57:34 <MrPresident> exactly
57:36 <snotface> you're not being funny
57:44 <MrPresident> urineface :P
57:45 <snotface> steps?
57:51 <MrPresident> yep, the exact number
57:52 <staffy> lol
57:53 <snotface> i dont know?
58:00 <MrPresident> i wanna know all the details!
58:07 <snotface> sry
58:21 <kokothemonkey> about noah how did that drunk bum build a massive boat out of wood, where did he get all the wood and food for the animals ?
58:24 <staffy> do u take ur mac in the toilet?
58:36 <staffy> now an again when u gotta dump a load snotface?
58:53 <doctor> god gave him super powers
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58:57 <staffy> he prob killed alot of birds kokothemonkey
59:04 <doctor> bit like superman, except for the going to hell part
59:06 <staffy> destroyed their nests
59:24 <kokothemonkey> why did superman go to hell ?
59:36 <doctor> practicing witch craft
59:56 <kokothemonkey> why did god create black people
00:07 <doctor> even god occasionaly makes mistakes
00:11 Part: missdizzy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
00:17 <staffy> to invent police
00:52 <staffy> fuk its 12 allready
01:01 <kokothemonkey> no 2
01:11 <staffy> 12 ere
01:16 <Admin> perth huh
01:24 <doctor> 12:00am here, 1903
01:29 <staffy> near perth
01:37 <Admin> cool
01:44 <staffy> busselton
01:48 <kokothemonkey> why did god create barack obama?
02:09 <Admin> nothing wrong with blacks
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02:43 <staffy> missdizzy how much petrol you been sniffing?
02:54 <doctor> so people would realise that blacks are nothing but screw ups and we should only follow the good word of a coke snorting texan
03:12 <doctor> jesus is lawd
03:13 <kokothemonkey> why did god creeate aids?
03:15 <Admin> why u hate blacks man
03:26 <doctor> to punish the homosexuals
03:33 Part: Adam ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:40 Part: You ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:47 <staffy> homosexualality is too accepted
03:47 <Admin> btw im black
03:51 <Admin> well brown lol
03:59 <snotface> bored.
04:00 <doctor> pray the black away
04:03 <snotface> g'night!
04:06 Quit: snotface ([email protected]) Quit: You hate to see me go but you love to watch me leave.
04:26 <staffy> even religion frowns upon homos
04:43 <kokothemonkey> why did god create homos?
05:04 <staffy> to create aids
05:10 <doctor> because god made man in his own image
05:13 <staffy> an get rid of faggots
05:22 <MrPresident> this argument is retarded
05:26 <staffy> ppl that were born to be faggots
05:47 <staffy> doctor are you a extremist in religion?
06:02 Part: Glass_Girl ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:04 <doctor> nah, i just talk shit
06:20 <staffy> my boss is full on christian
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06:40 <MrPresident> doctor is taking the piss
06:44 <Admin> anyone herd of seventh day adventist?
06:44 <doctor> rape his children. apparently that really upsets the religous type
06:58 <kokothemonkey> why did god create ugly people ?
07:07 <staffy> yeah Admin
07:10 <staffy> i know a couple
07:18 <staffy> i know one, he is the biggest wanker
07:22 <staffy> money hungry fuck
07:26 <Admin> lmfao
07:56 <staffy> most ppl that go to church like christians
08:02 <staffy> are not real christians
08:13 <staffy> they just go to church to have an image that they are good
08:13 <MrPresident> Admin, yes, i have. sanitarium, the food company, was founded by them
08:21 Part: blueyes84 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
08:26 <staffy> lol
08:31 Join: blueyes84 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:32 Part: jonno ([email protected]) from #melbourne
08:35 <Admin> yes ur correct MrPresident:)
08:46 Part: tpiddy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
08:51 <MrPresident> they were a Christian religious movement that began in the 19th century
09:10 Join: You ([email protected]) to #melbourne
09:10 <MrPresident> an offshoot of the millerites, if i recall
09:22 <kokothemonkey> i'm a mormon
09:29 <MrPresident> no you're not
09:41 <kokothemonkey> oh sorry i forget
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10:03 <Admin> brb
10:14 <Bee_Hornet> i m in chain
10:31 <MrPresident> a ch-ch-chain. chain of fools
10:59 <Bee_Hornet> whatss up with your voice?
11:28 <Bee_Hornet> lol you got me
11:28 <doctor> stutter, work of the devil
11:36 <MrPresident> it's from a song, motherfuckers
11:37 Part: tiler ([email protected]) from #melbourne
11:37 <doctor> accept jesus into your life MrPresident
11:42 <MrPresident> i do
11:49 <doctor> you better
11:50 <kokothemonkey> the priest abused me what does that mean ?
12:01 <doctor> it he will kick you right square in the goolies
12:06 <Bee_Hornet> you grew up in a church?
12:07 <doctor> or*
12:15 <MrPresident> it means he was a dodgy priest, kokothemonkey
12:23 <Bee_Hornet> he lets you wash his dirty clothes
12:39 <kokothemonkey> he told me it was gods will
12:52 <doctor> then you better of laid back and enjoyed it
12:56 <Bee_Hornet> he holds your body?
12:57 <MrPresident> lol ain't God's will to have priests molesterising their flock
13:33 <doctor> is that what gay religous people do? become priests so they have an excuse not to be having hetero sex
13:40 <kokothemonkey> how else am i supposed to accept the lord within me
13:50 <Bee_Hornet> being grow up in bangladesh i could imagine how laxury is it to be grown up in the Chruch
14:10 <Bee_Hornet> pardon my english i had to learn it over the years for making money
14:14 <Bee_Hornet> :p
14:18 <doctor> in the old days dd, at least one member of the family had to be clergy
14:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *fuck*!*@*
14:40 <doctor> and if not they were executed
14:42 <kokothemonkey> i learntt my english sucking on police dick
14:50 <Bee_Hornet> my father choped my penis head by a butcher
15:09 <doctor> i learned my english from irc
15:13 <Bee_Hornet> lol
15:16 <Bee_Hornet> me too
15:20 <kokothemonkey> my penis head has glasses
15:22 <Bee_Hornet> sky news
15:48 <Bee_Hornet> i prefer bum sex to me
15:51 <doctor> omgomgomgomgomg kokothemonkey=cherrywilliams
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16:01 <kokothemonkey> duh doctor
16:14 * doctor sexes kokothemonkey
16:26 <doctor> i missed our gay romper sessions
16:36 <Bee_Hornet> he's a married gay
16:40 <Bee_Hornet> with me
16:48 <doctor> lets have a 3 way
16:52 <kokothemonkey> awww why don't you come and sleep in my bed
16:56 <Bee_Hornet> sure why not
17:04 <Bee_Hornet> we will
17:16 * doctor sexes away
17:30 <kokothemonkey> i got a queen size bed
17:44 <doctor> we only need a single;)
17:47 <Bee_Hornet> i looking for this sexy tranny she copes two penis at a go
17:51 <Bee_Hornet> in her butt
18:12 <kokothemonkey> i do double anal
18:15 <doctor> how much an hour does a tranny go for?
18:30 <Bee_Hornet> trannys are lovely to be with seriously
18:37 <Bee_Hornet> i have been though btw
18:44 Part: NoRtII-BaBe ([email protected]) from #melbourne
18:55 <doctor> i love reach arounds
19:28 <Bee_Hornet> I fall in love with this tongan shemale first i thought it was a chick
19:49 <Bee_Hornet> so i took her out for a dinner
19:55 <MrPresident> ...are you death-dealer?
20:02 <Bee_Hornet> was
20:08 <MrPresident> of course. i shoulda known
20:15 <MrPresident> the random comments, the love of trannies...
20:19 <MrPresident> could only be you
20:21 <doctor> lol
20:41 <Bee_Hornet> whats wrong wit you heartless pricks?
20:51 <Bee_Hornet> cant i get love what i want
21:00 <doctor> of course you can
21:07 <Bee_Hornet> k thanks
21:11 <doctor> what another man does with his penis is none of my concern
21:44 <Bee_Hornet> be right back Australia
21:47 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:36 <doctor> night cunt bags
22:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@26119e96.bigpond.net.au
22:37 Kick: doctor was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) The C-bomb, or any intended variant, is not tolerated <autoban>)
22:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b doctor!*@*
22:52 <kokothemonkey> i'm horny for a tranny now
23:41 <MrPresident> fag.
24:09 <Admin> lmfao
24:16 <Admin> no shit homo
25:50 Part: ricchhee ([email protected]) from #melbourne
26:29 Part: Jenny^^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:19 * ICE_QUEEN is away: offsomewherechasingmoonbeans
29:22 Nick: ICE_QUEEN is now known as ICE_QUEEN[A]
32:01 Part: SouthWestEnt ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:27 Part: Cherri_Pie ([email protected]) from #melbourne
35:54 Join: Princess_Mince ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:12 Part: spunkie ([email protected]) from #melbourne
36:37 Join: Bohica ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:17 <staffy> Princess_Mince = dog
38:40 <MrPresident> woof!
38:41 <Admin> lol
38:56 <MrPresident> come sta, Princess_Mince
39:14 <staffy> knock ya block off Princess_Mince
39:15 Quit: Stevie ([email protected]) Quit:
39:25 <Princess_Mince> suck my cock u ass fucking cock knockers
39:30 Nick: dangerAFK is now known as mrdanger
39:38 Part: Princess_Mince ([email protected]) from #melbourne
39:39 <staffy> shut up u slug
39:45 <mrdanger> Princess_Mince: how big is it? my gag reflex sucks
39:47 <mrdanger> damn
40:00 <mrdanger> missed it by that (----) much
40:34 <staffy> mince
40:35 <MrPresident> call her on your shoe phone
40:40 <staffy> prob would her pussy looks like
40:49 Part: Dhmos ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:53 Part: oz-man-29 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:25 <mrdanger> MrPresident: i didnt think anyone would get that, 99
42:34 <MrPresident> heh heh
42:47 <MrPresident> lucky i'm on board then or you'd be stuck with these munters
43:14 <mrdanger> chaos agents is probably a realistic term when it comes to ircers :p
43:55 <MrPresident> yes, they're mostly dumkopfs :P
44:32 <mrdanger> i saw the movie recently, sucked so much
44:42 <mrdanger> considering how great the show was
45:22 <MrPresident> oh, fuck yeah. i mean, steve carrel's normally pretty reliable
45:28 <MrPresident> but he did a pretty half-assed job with it
45:39 <MrPresident> of all movies, he played it fairly straight. too straight, i might add
46:10 <mrdanger> yeah he's alright, like him in a few things but im not a huge fan
46:19 <mrdanger> couldnt get in to the american office
46:26 <mrdanger> but im a huge gervais fan
46:34 <mrdanger> not just weight wise
48:57 Part: compunerd ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:05 <MrPresident> lol
49:16 <MrPresident> what did ya think of extras
50:41 <mrdanger> loved it
50:56 <mrdanger> office/extras only worked because they had a story arch
51:25 <mrdanger> thats why american office doesnt work
51:42 <mrdanger> in fact i'd go as far as saying thats why american shows dont work
51:52 <mrdanger> theyre like "we got ratings? lets write another series!"
53:38 Part: dontknow ([email protected]) from #melbourne
54:04 <slinky_J> take a shot
54:06 <slinky_J> of that alazay
54:09 <slinky_J> come give me a kiss!
54:15 <slinky_J> heaven aint hard to find
54:17 <slinky_J> *sings*
54:22 Nick: slinky_J is now known as PandasDontDrive
56:21 Part: AccepttheTruthM ([email protected]) from #melbourne
56:35 Join: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:45 <Bee_Hornet> pissing well outside
57:08 <Bee_Hornet> been showering for last 4 hours
58:00 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.cnet.com.au/mobilephones/phones/reviews.htm
58:20 <Angryman> any sweet as bitches wanna chat? msg me pelase.
58:43 Part: Bohica ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:18 <Angryman> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/DrForester/1tuhee.jpg
59:36 Join: lilrobbie24 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
01:15 <Bee_Hornet> whos alfredo james pacino?
02:47 Join: euroguyxx ([email protected]) to #melbourne
03:04 <Noyb> is it possible to die from boredom because i think i'm on my way
03:31 Part: euroguyxx ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:34 <kokothemonkey> yes i died already
04:14 <Bee_Hornet> i had a pull over goddess tranny earlier
04:56 <Noyb> if i do that anymore it'll fall off
05:02 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as slinky_J
05:41 <Bee_Hornet> i'm useless but not for long....the future is coming on
06:20 <Angryman> what makes you think your boredom is worthy of our attention?
06:33 <Angryman> `ban Noyb be bored elsewhere.
06:38 <Noyb> er
06:42 <profiler> he has sunshine in a bag?
06:43 <Noyb> did i mention anthing about this room?
06:48 <Noyb> i was referring to my life
07:00 <Noyb> you're a bit sensitive
07:07 Part: lexi16 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:21 <Noyb> and also incapable of banning properly, by the looks
07:33 <Noyb> but thanks for providing 7 seconds entertainment
08:08 <Noyb> and now you'll ban me anyway instead of being an adult about it, i'd wager
08:29 * Noyb watches Angryman hurriedly identify to nickop
10:24 * mrdanger cuddles Noyb
10:29 <mrdanger> you're so sexy baby
10:33 <mrdanger> lets make sweet love
10:34 <mrdanger> .. again
11:18 <profiler> its off the hook tonight
11:19 <Noyb> again? but i've never been in here before :)
11:40 <Angryman> relax.
11:47 <mrdanger> Noyb: if you've never been here before how did i take your anal virginity?
11:53 <profiler> go to it
12:00 <Noyb> with great subtlety
12:02 <Noyb> obviously
12:06 <Bee_Hornet> A new study suggests tiny pieces of melted earth caused by lightning strikes were crucial in getting life started billions of years ago.
12:07 * mrdanger lubes up
12:47 <profiler> at least he cares enough to use lube noyb
12:56 <Bee_Hornet> ky
12:56 Part: Angryman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:02 <slinky_J> let the hos that i used to know
13:05 <slinky_J> from way before
13:12 <slinky_J> kiss me from my head to my toes!
13:16 <slinky_J> 2pac yo:D
13:46 <profiler> such a poet...he was
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16:37 <Bee_Hornet> how do you choose a best hooker?
17:26 <profiler> explain your use of the english language
17:37 <Bee_Hornet> fuck off
17:41 <Bee_Hornet> i dont have too
17:42 <Bee_Hornet> heh
17:44 <Bee_Hornet> :p
17:47 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:57 <profiler> i see no no you dont indeed
18:18 <profiler> but it helps if you want someone to know what your talking about
19:03 <profiler> i assume your asking how you choose the best hooker?
20:19 <profiler> i would say thats a personal preferance thing mr hornet :P
20:56 Part: profiler ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:09 <kokothemonkey> i go for the cheapest hooker
21:09 Part: Calin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:29 Join: Geek-Girl ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:30 * mrdanger touches kokothemonkey
22:35 <mrdanger> Geek-Girl: go to bed
22:38 Part: RichardFeynman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:46 <Geek-Girl> Perhaps.
22:52 <mrdanger> Geek-Girl: im the only person here and you hate me
22:55 * mrdanger sobs
23:14 <Geek-Girl> Pssh.
23:26 <Geek-Girl> I don't know you.
23:35 <mrdanger> dont be logical
23:38 <mrdanger> its no fun
23:55 <MrPresident> Geek-Girl, you dirty slut!
24:02 <mrdanger> i once ate a live baby,
24:06 <slinky_J> aww
24:09 <slinky_J> fk
24:09 <slinky_J> im wasted
24:11 <slinky_J> lmao
24:16 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahaha
24:20 <slinky_J> <3 beers
24:22 <kokothemonkey> Geek-Girl come to bed with me
24:25 <slinky_J> bshit
24:27 <slinky_J> shit
24:30 <slinky_J> shiiiiitt
24:31 Part: Lilah[away] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:33 * mrdanger touches slinky_J in his private area
24:38 <MrPresident> bend over and show us ya motherboard
24:46 <slinky_J> u made lylaz leave!
24:56 <MrPresident> lilah is a friggin dude
25:00 <MrPresident> xarcos' bot
25:05 <slinky_J> aha
25:07 <Geek-Girl> Thought it was my floppy drive.
25:09 <slinky_J> yea
25:13 <slinky_J> lilah
25:15 <slinky_J> is a bot aye
25:18 <slinky_J> coz uno
25:20 <slinky_J> :)
25:29 <MrPresident> cos i know, yes
25:30 <slinky_J> no way its actually xarcos
25:31 <slinky_J> :P
25:35 <slinky_J> ahaha
25:37 <MrPresident> oh, but it is. lol
25:47 * slinky_J smokes xarcos a kipper
25:50 <slinky_J> yer well
25:52 <mrdanger> xarcos is a hot bitch
25:53 <slinky_J> uno
25:59 <Geek-Girl> Where is Xarcos?
26:17 <mrdanger> Geek-Girl: not here
26:18 <kokothemonkey> i wish i was hot
26:20 <Geek-Girl> Must be frotting.
26:33 <mrdanger> ive been here for hours, no xarcos
26:34 <slinky_J> im
26:36 <slinky_J> so wrecked
26:39 <slinky_J> Geek-Girl dunno ay
26:41 <slinky_J> apparently
26:44 <slinky_J> xarcos
26:47 <slinky_J> is the irc god
26:49 <slinky_J> and um
26:52 <slinky_J> lylaz
26:56 <slinky_J> aka lilah
26:58 <slinky_J> is his BOT
27:00 <slinky_J> :P
27:04 <Geek-Girl> Xarcos is a teapot if anything.
27:18 <slinky_J> u mean
27:21 <slinky_J> the band
27:23 <slinky_J> ahaha
27:26 <slinky_J> <3
27:28 <kokothemonkey> i have a handle and i have a spout
27:37 * slinky_J smokes xarcos another kipper
27:39 <slinky_J> :P
28:07 <slinky_J> mmmm
28:15 <slinky_J> drink as kokothemonkey
28:17 <slinky_J> ;)
29:20 <slinky_J> aha
29:22 <slinky_J> booiii
29:32 <Geek-Girl> I am tired.
29:41 <slinky_J> put some tupac on kokothemonkey
29:46 <kokothemonkey> me too Geek-Girl lets go to bed together
29:48 <slinky_J> put a speaker under ur bed man
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29:53 <slinky_J> n DO u chikc to that shit yo
29:56 <slinky_J> chick*
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29:59 <slinky_J> fucken
30:02 <slinky_J> tupac
30:05 <Geek-Girl> Only if I can break your legs.
30:11 <slinky_J> all eyes on me cd bro
30:12 <deathdealer> all eyes on me
30:16 <slinky_J> fuck ur chick to dat
30:16 <kokothemonkey> ok Geek-Girl :)
30:18 <deathdealer> lmao
30:19 <slinky_J> :D
30:23 <slinky_J> thas what i do yo
30:25 <slinky_J> ahaha
31:20 <deathdealer> i have steam veggies for supper
31:37 <slinky_J> naw
31:40 <slinky_J> thas what u do
32:04 <kokothemonkey> bed for me
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32:28 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
32:33 <slinky_J> LEAVING ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER
32:36 <slinky_J> LEAVING ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER
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32:43 <Geek-Girl> Lol.
33:29 <deathdealer> How many Englishmen does it take to batter down a castle gate?
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57:39 <pervert> HI
57:44 <pervert> I'M PUMPING ROUNDS
58:15 <pervert> how are you bees?
59:16 <pervert> all your buzz are belong to us!
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02:15 <pillow_pants> hehe
02:33 <pillow_pants> niki sixx is somewhat of a god
02:44 <pillow_pants> was
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21:56 <shAds> gawd
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26:59 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> ooer
27:14 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> i dont feel like puking anymore
27:25 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> but there is one donut lrft
27:31 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> left
27:36 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> hmm
27:41 <shAds> =.=
27:43 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> whst to do
28:38 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> i jsut scratched my scrotum and it made me feel really good
28:57 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> not in a sexual way
29:03 <shAds> put the donut on ya cock
29:09 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> nope
29:30 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> cuz i wanna eat it tomorrow
29:33 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> the donut
29:45 <shAds> with a knife and fork ?
29:51 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> nope
29:58 <shAds> 1 gulp ?
30:01 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> nope
30:06 <shAds> on bread ?
30:08 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> just like normal
30:14 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> with a milkshake
30:18 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> when i wake up
30:20 <shAds> mm yummy
30:22 <KneeDeepInMenstrualBlood> after the spewing stops
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37:49 <shAds> .
39:32 <pillow_pants> yeh
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44:43 <shAds> +b belial*.*
45:29 <countryguy34> hey shads
45:37 <shAds> morning there
45:51 <countryguy34> how are u
45:59 <shAds> good n you
46:17 <shAds> just wish there was more work
46:50 <countryguy34> good but cold and tired
47:09 <shAds> been up all night ?
48:09 <countryguy34> yeah i was driving back from melb
08:52 <DrFeelgood> Nikki SIXX ROCKS
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08:08 <TannedGuy> hey all chata nyone
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17:00 <Scramble> Don't you love it when people come to you with their laptop problems
18:56 <stebie> yes!
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24:57 <BlackDevil> youll make stebie bleed
26:06 <Scramble> heh
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31:17 <Scramble> The NY Mets are my favourite squadron.
31:19 <Scramble> Go mets!
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32:47 <invizzi> hello
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36:52 <Scramble> morning
37:27 <invizzi> been looking up some more info on jupiter
37:50 <invizzi> pretty freaky
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40:08 <Scramble> lol
40:12 <Scramble> In what way?
41:01 <invizzi> how there have been conspiracies for years about how some satanic group wanted to ignite Jupiter to form a binary star system so we never have nighttime
41:05 <invizzi> its weird and scary
42:15 <invizzi> and since the thing crashed into the jupiter like a week ago there is a black hole that has been growing bigger and bigger
42:35 <Scramble> Yeah, satanists are gonna ignite jupiter
42:54 <Scramble> on another note, in another 6 years, voyager 1 will be outside of our solar system
43:20 <invizzi> hmm perhaps they want to ignite jupitor so nighttime isnt so dark and that will make solar technology more viable in the future?
43:48 <Scramble> I didn't know that satanists had a space program
44:03 <invizzi> cause jupitor is considered a brown dwarf which when ignited forms the element deutrium which is really rare
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45:09 <Scramble> I gotta get some cigarettes
45:24 <invizzi> well they have had these plans since the first binary system algol was discovered during the boom of the royal society discoveries and the illuminati
45:27 <Scramble> and my only dry pants are these daggy tracky dacks :/
45:34 <invizzi> nothing daggy
45:47 <Scramble> what kind of sites are you looking at?
45:55 <invizzi> 1780 around
45:59 <Scramble> Don't you know that the internet is full of lies
46:18 <invizzi> this is my own theory
46:28 <invizzi> im added it to the wad of internet speculation :)
46:32 <Scramble> lol
46:43 <Scramble> How'd you come up with that? A week without sleep?
46:53 <invizzi> no 10 minutes
46:59 <invizzi> lol
47:20 <Scramble> you sir, need some coffee :P
47:59 <invizzi> i cant drink coffee
48:11 <invizzi> im taking these weight loss pills that are like 10 cups a pill
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52:00 <Scramble> wtf
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09:55 <invizzi> the shit is getting freakier
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16:43 <Pieter> there
16:48 <Pieter> finally got windows 7 over night
16:52 <Pieter> now i gotta go buy a dvdr to burn it
16:53 <Pieter> :/
18:47 <Quincy> more power to you Pieter
19:21 <stebie> powahhhhh
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20:17 * damian bows
21:24 <stebie> KALEB, 5, cannot eat. He does not just have a peanut allergy or a milk allergy. He is allergic to all food.
21:26 <stebie> that would suck
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24:54 <Scramble> hard rubbish is looking good
25:12 <Scramble> I'm gonna score a 31cm telly for my old video game systems
25:37 <Scramble> How did KALEB, 5, make it to 5?
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30:56 <Quincy> big Pieter you there my friend?
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46:51 <Pieter> doing so ething
46:52 <Pieter> ntn
46:53 <Pieter> brb
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54:54 <Scramble> Does anyone have a need for a 20" CRT monitor that has RGB inputs?
55:00 <Scramble> Video inputs
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58:25 <Pieter> I wouldnt mind one
58:31 <Pieter> rgb inputs|?
58:36 <Pieter> bnc connectors right?
58:52 <{orbit}> lol
59:06 <Pieter> whats funny?
59:19 <Pieter> most old rgb monitors had 5 bnc inputs
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00:13 <{orbit}> Pieter: i know
00:24 <{orbit}> still wouldnt touch one with a barge pole
00:28 <{orbit}> antiquated rubbish
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02:16 <Scramble> yeah, bnc
02:18 <Scramble> I think
02:22 <Scramble> Doesn't work with RCA
02:54 <Scramble> It's a Phillips, probably about 9 years old
03:08 <{orbit}> only 9? .. surprised its not older.
03:22 <Scramble> Nah, it's a nice modern monitor
03:26 <{orbit}> ...
03:29 <{orbit}> you said its CRT
03:32 <Scramble> yeah
03:35 <Scramble> Modern for CRT
03:36 <{orbit}> you said its 20" 4:3
03:44 <{orbit}> its antiquated rubbish.
03:44 <Scramble> yeah
03:51 <{orbit}> the electricity you waste on it could buy you a bigger LCD
04:25 <Scramble> fair enough. just throwing it out there
04:31 <{orbit}> heh.
04:33 <{orbit}> just offering my 2c
05:05 <{orbit}> i had a mate with a 24" 16:9 CRT with the same BNC connectors a while back.. thing weighed like 80kg or something and ate power like a mofo
05:08 <{orbit}> great picture, but geezus.
05:19 <Scramble> YEah, this thing is heavy as fuck
05:24 <Scramble> probably 40kgs
05:35 <Scramble> What's the deal with BNC anyway?
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05:45 <{orbit}> eh, it just gives you a better quality picture
06:00 <{orbit}> but you need a special converter box or cable to use it if i recall correctly
06:11 <Scramble> DVI in seperate cables kinda
06:24 <{orbit}> you get like 5 bnc connectors if i recall
06:55 <{orbit}> you get like red/green/blue/black/white cables, for RGB + hsync+vsync
07:11 <Scramble> yeah, this has 5 plugs
07:56 <{orbit}> you get a cable like: http://www.shopwiki.co.uk/_SVGA+to+5+BNC+RGB+VGA+Monitor+Cable+-+2M
09:20 <{orbit}> aaaaaaannnnyways
09:22 <{orbit}> enough geeky chat
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10:28 <Scramble> I'm gonna grab a 31cm telly for my old consoles
10:35 <Scramble> there's like 5 sitting around on my block
10:36 <Pieter> hahaha
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10:45 <Pieter> Wheres SilvertopTaxies
10:47 <Pieter> that guy
10:56 <Pieter> his work burnt down
11:01 <Scramble> yeah?
11:06 <Scramble> He hasn't been on here in ages has he?
11:18 <Pieter> rgb needs to be converted yeh
11:33 <Scramble> vga-bnc. Seems pointless
11:36 <Pieter> Ive got a projector
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11:45 <Pieter> making a VGA -> Component cable
11:50 <Pieter> over 15m
11:55 <Pieter> using cat5e
12:14 <Scramble> you can do that?
12:21 <{orbit}> not without huge signal loss :p
13:06 <{orbit}> cat5 cable isnt designed for that sort of input
13:23 <Pieter> hrm
13:34 <Pieter> why not?
13:40 <Scramble> too thin
13:42 <Pieter> it can handle 100mhz
13:46 <{orbit}> you gotta think, cat5 is twisted pairs, designed for having a signal/ground wire to reduce signal noise and cross talk
13:48 <Pieter> video is just 75hz
14:02 <stebie> *100mbps
14:10 <{orbit}> lol @ stebie
14:11 <stebie> **1000mbps
14:19 <Pieter> yeh i fuked up
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14:22 <Pieter> umm
14:50 <Pieter> 2 wires go to each connector
14:56 <Pieter> 1 of em obviously is ground
15:01 <{orbit}> (actually a cat5 cable is supposed to be rated up to 100mhz, but yeah.. )
15:01 <Pieter> 6 wires are in use
15:21 <Pieter> I thought so
15:28 <Pieter> but I just figured stebie is right too
15:36 <{orbit}> true nuff
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16:12 <{orbit}> so what about all the other wires in the 15pin vga?
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17:21 <Pieter> about 4 aint used
17:27 <Pieter> a couple is just sync
17:29 <{orbit}> you really need the rgb+rgb ground (6 wires), the sense wire, and a ground .. do you need hsync/vsync too? would imagine so
17:42 <{orbit}> so that's like 10 ..
17:45 <Pieter> dont need the sync
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18:42 <{orbit}> hrm.
19:13 <{orbit}> hrm, for component this reckons you need RGBHV (ed - green - blue - horizontal sync - vertical sync)
19:17 <Pieter> http://myhometheater.homestead.com/vgacable.html
19:30 <Quincy> big Pieter where do i get a key from for windows 7?
19:36 <Pieter> rgb is different to vga
19:43 <Pieter> Quincy : check out the torrent site comments
19:49 <Pieter> i need to find one myself
19:50 <Pieter> before i install it
20:02 <Quincy> i don't have a link
20:04 <Quincy> or a key
20:18 <{orbit}> Pieter: either way, electrically, cat5 isnt the right sorta cabling - it might work - but its not what you *should* use. there are plenty of better alternatives.
20:24 <Pieter> I know
20:35 <Pieter> Normally id use 3 layouts of rg58u
20:36 <Pieter> 59
20:40 <Pieter> 58
20:42 <Pieter> something
20:50 <Pieter> but yeh
20:56 <Pieter> SOOOO many things
20:59 <Pieter> like concerts n shit
21:08 <Pieter> use cat5 for video
21:16 <{orbit}> majorly stupid :|
21:28 <Pieter> Useful link: Video over UTP from Extron.
21:29 <Pieter> To interface to the 9-pin RGB Port 3 on a Barco CRT projector, use these pin-outs
21:30 <Pieter> mmmmmmm
21:30 <Quincy> chicks love cat5
21:32 <Pieter> barco projectoer
21:37 <Pieter> faaaaaaaat fuckers they are
21:45 <{orbit}> Quincy: you're thinking cat5-o-ninetails
21:50 <Pieter> too bad i dont have a warehouse to set it up in
23:00 <{orbit}> at least he's making some effort to try and balance the pairs on the cabling
23:15 <{orbit}> and yeah, you'll notice he *is* using RGBHV :p
23:52 <{orbit}> tis a good thing he doesnt have issues with pin9 missing, some monitors wont sense a signal without it :/
24:03 <Pieter> im looking for a key for it
25:22 <Pieter> hrm
25:29 <Pieter> might not need a cd key
25:32 <Pieter> just an activation later on
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27:11 <Pieter> C43GM-DWWV8-V6MGY-G834Y-Y8QH3
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35:01 <Pieter> k
35:05 <Pieter> im gonna go post office, get a dvd
35:06 <Pieter> r
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35:31 <invizzi> man im going crazy
35:33 <invizzi> ahhh
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43:04 <{orbit}> my other half installed win7 on their PC the other day, looks kinda neat... dunno if i'll upgrade just yet tho
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45:44 <Jeffy> its good
47:31 * {orbit} eyes off aftermarket swaybars
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02:04 <{orbit}> *sighs* cars are too expensive
03:07 <JeLlY_BaBy> hell yeah
06:57 <{orbit}> .. especially when you start modifying ..
16:04 <JeLlY_BaBy> that is true.
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35:22 <Pieter> there
35:23 <Pieter> back
35:25 <Pieter> got my dvd
35:26 <Pieter> time to burn
35:30 <Pieter> gah, gotta install nero first
36:22 <Quincy> chicks love nero0
36:54 <Pieter> and piet
37:00 <Pieter> dont forget them loving piet
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41:11 <DeadMau5> hi
41:19 <DeadMau5> wats goin on room?
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41:30 <slsbee> welcome to austnet
41:41 <Scramble> welcome to austnet
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49:37 <Pieter> who wants to join sixfigurechicks?
49:38 <Pieter> :p
50:46 <slsbee> huhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuh
50:48 <slsbee> pieter
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56:35 <DeadMau5> tranceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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00:18 <Scramble> New series of time team!
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10:16 <bejuggle> Egh.
10:17 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmm.
10:33 <bejuggle> Time Team's alright..
13:09 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
13:10 <bejuggle> Egh.
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15:20 <invizzi> world record at the gym today
18:00 <invizzi> that skateboard on the coca cola ad that makes the ugly zombie face scares me
18:06 <invizzi> he looks like the biggest pedo in the world
18:58 <Pieter> when taxi call centres burn down
19:01 <Pieter> you lose work
19:13 <Pieter> and then you tug tug tug on your peepee
19:21 <invizzi> i dunno what that means
19:26 <invizzi> but im losing my mind
24:24 <Scramble> yes you are
24:29 <Scramble> I feel bad for you invizzi
24:39 <invizzi> its only happened today
24:42 <Scramble> You need to stay away from Jupiter's field of gravity
24:47 <invizzi> bloody ufo info fucked me up
24:52 <invizzi> so i went to the gym to clear my mind a bit
25:01 <Scramble> Do your brain a favour and don't believe it
25:04 <Scramble> it's all bullshit
25:17 <Scramble> You might fall to religion if you're not careful!
25:35 <invizzi> well im watching weight lifting videos
25:43 <invizzi> some bloody woman is heaps stronger than me
25:58 <Scramble> fuck man, that must be pretty boring
26:04 <invizzi> nah its ok
26:24 <invizzi> just got home
27:21 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNYVw4NR674
27:25 <Scramble> this is pretty funny
27:31 <Scramble> body building video
28:04 <invizzi> i like this guy
28:13 <invizzi> never seen his show but my dad talks about him all the time
28:23 <Scramble> louis theroux?
28:27 <invizzi> yeah
28:32 <Scramble> Yeah, he's fucking great
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53:41 <katatonic_kate> bitches
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57:17 <red`fever> peaches
57:29 <katatonic_kate> nods
58:26 <katatonic_kate> so like....
58:29 <katatonic_kate> wake up!
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12:56 <bejuggle> Kill me.
13:06 <katatonic_kate> naw too lazy
13:35 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
13:37 <bejuggle> Mad.
13:42 <bejuggle> Egh.
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14:28 <database> beep beep
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17:22 <red`fever> liar
17:38 <Scramble> I tell you what the world needs, a laptop that has no isides, but is purely a screen and keyboard for your desktop pc
17:50 <database> im sleepy 2day
18:04 <red`fever> your lying
18:09 <database> who me
18:22 <red`fever> you called me a liar
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18:32 <database> who me
18:44 <database> i call ppl liers i dont call ppl liars
18:45 <red`fever> do you want to be a liar?
18:56 <database> so u must be lyeing
19:01 <database> DICK SHIT
19:02 <red`fever> hypocrite
19:13 <database> ill give u hippo crit
19:28 <red`fever> you need to open your eyes
20:43 <red`fever> you mispelled lying
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21:10 <red`fever> so whos the liar now?
21:14 <doctor> the area behind my ears is really dirty
21:29 <doctor> religion
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22:51 <{orbit}> sausage.
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22:52 <{orbit}> wallet.
23:19 <Scramble> so, about my idea
23:56 <{orbit}> you had an idae?
24:00 <{orbit}> shit, did the world just end?
24:46 <Scramble> a laptop with no guts, that's purely a screen/kb for your desktop
24:50 <Scramble> all wireless
27:16 <doctor> huh?
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28:06 <database> 103.8 lbs today
28:28 <Scramble> no? Don't think anyone would like that?
28:32 <database> im ok with that
28:34 <database> for now
29:14 <DeadMau5> hi room
29:17 <DeadMau5> how r we today
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29:51 <anita> move for me
29:54 <{orbit}> database: 103.8lbs of what
30:09 <database> weigt
30:19 <{orbit}> that's like 47kg
30:21 <{orbit}> hope that's not a person
30:25 <{orbit}> cos that's freakin' skinny
30:31 <database> im 5'2
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30:38 <{orbit}> hope you're female then
30:43 <database> nO IM A MIDGET
30:48 <database> HDU
30:59 <{orbit}> no, you have to be under 4'10 to be classed as abnormally short in stature
31:06 <database> :(
31:17 <database> fml
31:25 <{orbit}> still, 18.8 bmi means you're on the border of being underweight.
31:35 <database> woo hoo
31:36 <{orbit}> hope you're trying to put weight on, not lose it
31:36 <doctor> your diet must be going really well thommy
31:43 <database> yep
31:47 <doctor> maybe i should water fast
31:50 <database> well
32:09 <database> i have binged for like 3 days in a row but i didt eat yesterday
32:17 <DeadMau5> fatty bom bom
32:26 <database> eating every 2nd day works better than water fasting
32:32 <database> rite that down
32:44 <{orbit}> database: you're honestly trying to lose weight? .. when you're on the border of being underweight already? .. are you serious? .. please - go see a doctor about this - what you're doing is dangerous.
32:58 <database> setle down mate
33:16 <database> the bmi chart is outdated
33:17 <{orbit}> and if you're not female, then 5'2 suggests you're not an adult yet - which is even worse :S
33:29 <{orbit}> you're not gonna get any taller if you dont eat properly
33:34 <database> actualy im 25 thakns
33:37 <{orbit}> ...
33:45 <database> im not even joking
33:51 <database> havent you seen short adults before
33:52 <{orbit}> i'm completely lost for words.
33:56 <{orbit}> not 5'2, no
34:09 <database> a lot of celebrities are that height
34:16 <{orbit}> fuck, my younger brother is like 13 and 5'11
34:18 <database> like .......... scarlettt jjohanason is 5'3
34:24 <{orbit}> .. she's a girl
34:30 <database> so
34:32 <{orbit}> ...
34:36 <{orbit}> she's taller thany ou
34:37 <database> ....
34:58 <database> hmmm
35:03 <{orbit}> what's the bet you completely fucked your diet as a teenager and thats why you didnt grow properly >:|
35:14 <{orbit}> happens all too often
35:42 <database> i dont think so
35:51 <Scramble> smorking
35:59 * {orbit} shrugs at database
36:06 <{orbit}> either way, you shouldnt be dietting
36:16 <{orbit}> you should be exercising and putting on muscle
36:18 <database> its a life style not a diet
36:22 <anita> i'm 5'2.45 or something
36:23 <Bastard> diet is just DIE with a T
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36:25 <{orbit}> that's even worse.
36:27 <anita> just under 5'4"
36:34 <anita> err
36:34 <anita> 5'3"
36:52 <{orbit}> database: you should be eating healthily - and with your size, i would imagine that would entail your body stabilising on having more weight than you have now
37:00 <{orbit}> anita: so you're taller than datatbase.
37:10 <anita> haha
37:11 <{orbit}> do you mind if i ask how much you weigh, anita?
37:18 <anita> i'm normal height for a female
37:22 <anita> i'd rather be short than tall
37:23 <{orbit}> because database wants to lose weight at 47kg
37:28 <anita> tall women scare me
37:33 <{orbit}> anita: i'd scare you then :p
37:42 <anita> database is probably taking the piss
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37:48 <Sgt-Splode> I'm planning to eat my way to 180kg (I'm 134 now) to get free lap-band surgery
37:49 <Bastard> omg... database needs help
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37:56 <anita> depends, are you tall and slender or tall and muscly/beefy or tall and fat?
38:00 <{orbit}> anita: honestly dont know, but it's freakin scary.
38:10 <{orbit}> Sgt-Splode: free lap band surgery from who?!
38:14 <anita> tall/slender women are really attractive
38:20 <Sgt-Splode> Eh, someone'll pay for it
38:21 <anita> i once met a chick who was 6'5"
38:29 <{orbit}> Sgt-Splode: lol if you say so
38:33 <anita> a maxi dresss on her was like a knee-length dress
38:37 <Sgt-Splode> Seeking fuck yeah
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38:53 <doctor> the medicine i take makes me fungry at night
39:02 <doctor> so i just eat and eat and i never feel full
39:06 <doctor> i dont like it
39:10 <database> i hate that
39:22 <Sgt-Splode> I'll be like, "Ah warsh mahself with a raaag on a stick" and they'll be like, "dude, you need lap-band surgery" and I'll be like, "sweet!" and they'll be like (*hand over ca$h*)
39:23 <database> i feel like eating when im full sometimes
39:41 <{orbit}> Sgt-Splode: aint gonna happen :p
40:12 <Sgt-Splode> Sure, it will. The government pays stupid people $4,000 to have retarded nigra monkey-kids, so I'll take my lap-band surgery, thankin' you very much
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40:41 <{orbit}> Sgt-Splode: the most they'll do is let you take money out of your superannuation for it.
40:51 <Sgt-Splode> lol I don't have any super
40:57 <Sgt-Splode> So Ruddster will pay for it
41:03 <{orbit}> good luck ;)
41:22 <{orbit}> heard of plenty of poeple pulling $ out of their super, never heardo f *anyone* getting one for free, so i think your chances are pretty .. haha .. slim ;)
41:23 <Sgt-Splode> Oh, I don't need luck. I'm Sgt-Splode. My Splodeness makes things happen
41:24 <database> ilike eggs
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44:09 <Sgt-Splode> So anyway, when you taxpayers dole out the ca$h for my lap-band surgery, do any of you formerly-fat fucks have any recommendations on foods one can eat with it?
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44:32 <database> nothng
44:39 <database> are youseriously getting that
44:49 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
44:50 <bejuggle> Mad.
44:52 <database> LOL
45:00 <Sgt-Splode> Of course. I have to eat my way to 180kg, first. I'm only 134kg
45:01 <Bastard> Sgt-Splode: horses, elephants rhinos, etc
45:20 <Sgt-Splode> "I could even eat a baby-deer! Tra-la-la-la-la! Eat a baby-deer!"
45:33 <database> this reminds me of an episode of starved
45:39 <database> its on youtube look it up
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47:07 <{orbit}> Sgt-Splode: so how tall are you? :S
47:17 <Sgt-Splode> 6'1"
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47:49 <Sgt-Splode> brb eating peanut butter from the jar om nom nom
47:59 <database> i did that the other night
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48:10 <database> srsly
48:13 <database> and nutella
48:21 <{orbit}> and cheesecake yoghurt?
48:24 <Scramble> I got a jar of fluff that needs eating
48:31 <database> no but that stuff is good
48:32 <Scramble> It's too sweet
48:42 <database> i prefer actual cheese cake
48:49 <database> the base is so good
49:54 <{orbit}> cheesecake is awesome
50:12 * Bastard is Playing [ 1454. Demons & Wizards - Terror train ]
50:26 <database> thi website is good http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
50:43 <database> i love disgusting looking food
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53:46 <Sgt-Splode> http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kd7dtm7HxGlQvFYo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1248843213&Signature=dbSazDKwuL7T%2BkvpKq6pJTrR2%2Fc%3D <----- WANT
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54:04 <{orbit}> database: th at site makes my mouth water :(
54:14 <database> saem
54:29 <database> holy shiiit
54:39 <database> that thing looks perfect
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56:16 <{orbit}> mmm macaroni & cheese pizza
56:34 <whatever8> dominoes are absolute geniuses
56:45 <database> food is so hard to avoid
57:42 <{orbit}> whatever8: how-so?
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57:59 <whatever8> macaroni and cheese pizza
58:06 <database> rofl
58:09 <{orbit}> whatever8: what's that got to do with dominos?
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58:36 <whatever8> they're always coming up with wierd shit like that
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58:40 <{orbit}> are they? :/
58:47 <{orbit}> doubt they'd go that far out there, tbh
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59:22 <{orbit}> http://3.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19pgzv8wtZqflLIAYo1_500.jpg
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59:56 <anita> i like spag bol on pizza
00:02 <anita> there's a few pizza joints that do it
00:33 <{orbit}> yeah i've had that before from a pizza joint
00:37 <{orbit}> was freakin' awesome
00:55 <anita> yeah bad
01:01 <whatever8> would vegemite and cheese pizza work
01:02 <{orbit}> actually a mate of mine made a kfc pizza - i heard that was awesome
01:04 <anita> i decided to get a little creative and made it myself one time
01:11 <anita> it was fantastic
01:11 * Bastard is Playing [ 4161. paradise lost - control ]
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01:20 <anita> whatever8: for sure. if you like vaginamite
01:35 Nick: Kae is now known as Kaevan
01:38 <{orbit}> he worked for a pizza joint - got himself a 2piece feed - spread chicken, chips, potato n gravy stuff on the pizza ..
01:57 <{orbit}> topped with cheese .. put into the pizza oven - apparently was serious win
02:16 <anita> haha
02:22 <whatever8> or you could just eat the cicken out of the box
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02:32 <{orbit}> whatever8: nah, that's less cool.
02:40 <anita> lol
02:41 <whatever8> less effort though
02:52 <{orbit}> well the dude worked at a pizza shop
02:56 <{orbit}> you get bored, ya know? :p
03:14 <whatever8> or stoned
03:25 <{orbit}> haha nah he aint a stoner
03:45 <whatever8> sorry worked in a pizza joint, i just assumed
04:05 <{orbit}> hahaha
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04:37 <invizzi> i have 2 wise insights
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05:28 <acinr3ug> only 2 :?
05:30 <database> fuckikng hell
05:39 <{orbit}> invizzi: a) cheesecake is win b) irc is win?
05:44 <database> my ear dermatitis keeps coming back my ear is full of this itchy flakey shit
05:52 <invizzi> you know those stupid skullcaps? they were wore to represent guilt and the severance with god
06:11 <invizzi> like foil hats
06:14 <invizzi> blocking god rays
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06:25 <acinr3ug> penis
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06:44 <invizzi> has anyone heard of this herb called tarragon?
06:52 <database> ye
06:55 <database> yes
06:58 <invizzi> really?
07:01 <database> yes
07:03 <Bastard> can you get high off it?
07:05 <database> heard of it
07:10 <invizzi> i bought it just then
07:10 <database> i wouldnt know how to use it
07:21 * Bastard is Playing [ 1008. Body Count - Surviving the game ]
07:22 <invizzi> im going to added it to some cream to make a sauce for my chickens
07:29 <database> ok
07:29 <invizzi> sweet body count rules
07:31 <{orbit}> put it on the top of your hand
07:34 <{orbit}> sniff it off
07:38 <invizzi> body count, body muther fucken count
07:49 <Bastard> invizzi: dont ask Wayne for advice on that subject
07:51 <Bastard> :P
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07:56 <invizzi> who is wayne?
08:01 <database> waynes world
08:19 <{orbit}> sausage.
08:20 <{orbit}> wallet.
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08:21 <invizzi> i got a fat bitch pregnant....
08:34 <invizzi> play that song Bastard
08:49 <invizzi> necessary evil it is called
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09:11 <invizzi> when i was like 10 i was singing that song out loud and my mum scolded me, made me feel bad
09:23 <invizzi> bitch probably ruined my singing aspirations
09:46 <database> ll
09:50 <database> lolllllllll
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10:09 <invizzi> thats its she is cooking tonight, fucken cow
10:31 <database> bit rued
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10:50 <invizzi> i gotta concentrate on some shit now
10:50 <invizzi> bye
10:51 <database> u got mom issues u serial killer
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12:15 <{orbit}> when i grow up
12:17 * Bastard is Playing [ 1013. Body count- Necessary Evil ]
12:19 <{orbit}> i wanna be a serial killer
12:45 <Bastard> my mum didnt care. there were lyrically worse songs i was into
12:45 <whatever8> play fuck the police
12:56 <Bastard> whatever8: dont listen to that shit
13:11 <whatever8> i dont see the difference
13:12 <Bastard> rap sucks
13:34 <{orbit}> whenever i play grand theft auto, i make sure i'm playing fuck the po'lice
13:55 <{orbit}> mum wont let me play it when she takes me for driving lessons tho :(
14:16 <database> waht is fuck teh police
14:19 <whatever8> do you play grand theft while driving??
14:33 <{orbit}> whatever8: i wish, mum says its stupid to put the ps2 in the car tho
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14:44 <{orbit}> i saw it on that pimp your ride show tho, it would be sweet
14:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Now Talking in Melbourne
14:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello EveryOne
15:15 <Scramble> Someone give me an Evo V
15:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill give u a datsun
15:39 <{orbit}> Scramble: you need an evo x they're better
16:24 <{orbit}> like when i was playing on the game, the evo x handled *heaps* better too
16:35 * Bastard is Playing [ 730. Austrian Death Machine - You Have Just Been Erased ]
17:06 <whatever8> i hear death metal and just laugh
17:31 <Bastard> it's not death metal
17:39 <Bastard> but i got plenty of that
17:44 <whatever8> it sounds like it
17:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> devils music
17:59 <Bastard> lol @ devils music
18:05 <{orbit}> when i get my license, i'm gonna pwn everyone on the road .. it'll be awesome .. i'll pull up at the lights next to someone and play classical music and then blow them off
18:18 <whatever8> the devil did go down to georgia
19:04 * Bastard is Playing [ 1478. Cannibal Corpse - Force Fed Broken Glass ]
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19:15 <Scramble> what game?
19:57 <whatever8> orbit, i like it
20:07 <Scramble> haha, this is awesome rallying on One
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20:42 <{orbit}> whatever8: oh thanks :D
21:10 * {orbit} bounces happily
21:36 <database> im slack @ replying to emails
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21:47 <{orbit}> database: i emailed my mum this one time
21:53 <{orbit}> and it took her 18 months to reply
22:00 <{orbit}> actually i just think that's the next time she checked her email
22:01 <{orbit}> :S
22:24 <database> ahahhahaaheehaea
24:16 <{orbit}> FML :(
24:20 * Bastard is Playing [ 983. Armored Saint - Symbol Of Salvation - 03 - Last Train Home ]
25:12 <doctor> I got a job interview today
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25:36 <whatever8> as a doctor???
25:50 <doctor> yer
26:07 <doctor> get to cut people up and shit
26:11 <anita> i could be a doctor
26:19 <anita> of course people would die
26:21 <doctor> ill put in a good word for ya
26:24 <whatever8> i could be a gynaecologist
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26:26 Kick: knife was kicked by ChanOP (Until RomperStomper can be somewhat normal, this ban stays.)
26:28 <anita> but i could be a doctor
26:36 <anita> tenx bebez
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26:57 <whatever8> i'm not one but i'll take a look at it for you anyway
26:58 <doctor> np
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27:30 <database> i want to be an enbalmer
27:42 <doctor> get to work alone, that would be nice
27:43 <database> i mean
27:44 <database> embalmer
27:56 <database> that would rule
27:59 <doctor> just pumping dead people with embalming fluids and making them look pretty
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28:21 <whatever8> i wanna be a dj
28:48 <database> i hate naked bodies though
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29:39 <doctor> i dont
29:47 <database> im going 2 make scrambled eggs
29:49 <doctor> well depends if theyre attractive or not
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30:04 <database> most of them would be old
30:12 <doctor> if its a bloated ugly old man id cut his penis off
30:19 <doctor> so i wont have to look at it
30:27 <doctor> might sell it on ebay
30:36 <database> sikc
30:46 <doctor> i heard theres a group out there who likes to collect penises in jars
30:51 <doctor> pay good money
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30:55 <database> cool
31:58 Part: database ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> It wouldnt surpise me doctor
34:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> seen stranger things
35:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> this is shit and boring
35:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
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37:59 <DeadMau5> hi room
38:07 <DeadMau5> is it beer oclock
38:49 <whatever8> yes
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47:34 <whatever8> the melbourne storm have lost steve turner
47:42 <whatever8> bloody bulldogs
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49:32 <whatever8> for the lovers of life and league
51:12 <Austin316> he had to go
51:43 <whatever8> why?
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51:55 <Austin316> salaray cap restraints on us'
52:09 <Austin316> he wanted to stay, but we couldn't afford him
52:33 <whatever8> fair enough
54:00 <Austin316> its a shame, but keeping Inglis, Bellamy and Slater hurt us elsewhere
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55:22 <whatever8> can we cover him??
55:54 * {orbit} yawn
56:10 <{orbit}> wait, did someone say boobez?
56:14 <whatever8> its league, you know you love it
56:24 <{orbit}> league what?
56:36 <whatever8> rugby league
57:11 <{orbit}> oh that's that game with the weird shaped ball right?
57:18 <Austin316> well, apparently we've only got 3 wingers, including him
57:23 <{orbit}> they try and kick it between the poles shaped like an H or something?
57:40 <{orbit}> but unlike soccer they dont have a goalie
58:01 <{orbit}> dunno whatever sport is weird dont like it
58:14 <whatever8> they'll just sign some talented kid, they always do
58:57 <Austin316> yep
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59:40 <Austin316> and im sure we can shuffle Inglis back to the wing, if needed
59:42 <whatever8> i still think we can win it this year
59:55 <{orbit}> buffalo wings are the best
00:03 <whatever8> he's so much better in the centres
00:28 <Austin316> yep, im not doubting that at all
00:34 <whatever8> inglis is untacklable
01:16 <whatever8> he's 200cm
01:32 <Austin316> well, 195
01:40 <whatever8> well he's tall
01:46 <Austin316> yes i know
01:57 <DeadMau5> r buffalo wings, chicken wings?
02:08 <Austin316> would be the perfect CHF in the AFL lol
02:23 <Austin316> yes
02:37 <whatever8> poach him now, he could still learn the game
03:15 <Austin316> lol
03:25 <Austin316> that is true
03:45 <whatever8> barry hall could play league so easily
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04:45 <Austin316> would be a good front-rower
04:55 <whatever8> second row
05:53 <Austin316> yep lol
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07:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bring it On
07:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we are now in defcon 6
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10:33 * whatever8 plays one - u2
12:15 <whatever8> shane watson could be playing the third test
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14:21 <whatever8> if mitchell johnson doesnt get slapped around we win, simple as that
14:56 * {orbit} starts craving buffalo wings with ranch dipping sauce
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15:30 <whatever8> you just really like chicken
17:02 <whatever8> i play golf
17:46 <whatever8> i don't have a bucket of sand to replace the divets, i have a bucket of KFC
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19:53 <database> im eting scramboled eggs and my stomach is making noises and going crazy i bet imgoing 2 do some plops after this
20:17 <whatever8> all these coaching tips on how to hit the ball, my only tip step up and smack the crap out of it, white knuckles if you can
20:46 <{orbit}> omg, this is awesome
20:47 <{orbit}> http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985
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23:01 <whatever8> roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
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27:56 <whatever8> i like paris hilton's legs, they're so easy to spread
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29:42 <database> hi my name is butter
29:51 <database> i wana melt all over ur hot body
30:25 <whatever8> butters cracks me up
30:29 <database> yehh
30:40 <database> loo loo loo i got sum apples
30:48 <Death_Dealer> hi database
31:05 <whatever8> i got something in my front pocket for you
31:05 <database> hi there
31:30 <Death_Dealer> we had 7 hours of rain last night
31:39 <Death_Dealer> nearly flooded this town
31:58 <whatever8> beaverton??
32:08 <Death_Dealer> Fonterra's chair responds to listing speculation - Radio New Zealand
32:41 <database> i feel sick and depressed
33:00 <Death_Dealer> platypus
33:14 <database> what did you say..
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35:12 <slower> anybody here with telstra?
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35:29 <whatever8> i'm with green day
36:27 <pillow_pants> lol
36:35 <slower> they are going to charge $2.20 for paying your bill
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36:47 <pillow_pants> that'll learn ya
36:48 <whatever8> arseholes
37:04 <slower> do what i am going to do
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37:17 <pillow_pants> there is something wrong with my penis =[
37:24 <slower> write a strong worded letter
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37:44 <database> 6th grade is a bitch and then u menstruate
37:53 <whatever8> how do they justify it?
37:58 <slower> if they get enough thay just might think twice
38:29 <slower> they cant
38:45 <slower> its a ripp-off
39:01 <whatever8> my happiness slowly creeping back now you're at home
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39:12 <slower> trying to get the money back they paid the 3 amigos
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49:41 <whatever8> chat you lazy bastards
49:52 <Lilah> Go fly a kite
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50:23 <whatever8> but i'm drunk and live near power lines
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50:42 <Lilah> Your kite string is conductive?
50:48 <Lilah> wtf do you use?
50:51 <Lilah> lol
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51:17 <whatever8> i was trying to be a smartarse
51:31 <Lilah> Oh...sorry for being logical. :(
51:48 <whatever8> thomas eddison???
52:13 <Lilah> Eddas Thomison?!
52:19 <whatever8> or that bloke who got struck by lightning
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53:34 <whatever8> c'mon nerdlingers who was it?
53:58 <damian> >:D
54:06 <database> its in day of the tenticle
54:24 <damian> it was ME!
54:31 <database> he used a kite 2 atract lightning
54:40 <damian> hahaha @ day of the tenticle
54:42 <damian> that was great
54:47 <database> i no rite
54:51 <damian> i used to be so addicted
55:26 <damian> and it was benjamin franklin, not thomas eddison
55:35 <database> whoops
55:45 <whatever8> thank you
55:56 <Lilah> Lightning rods, ftw
56:21 <whatever8> i was close
56:22 <Lilah> Edison invented the lightbulb yo
56:47 <database> who invented anal sex
56:56 <Lilah> Yoda.
56:57 <whatever8> the monkey
56:57 <damian> your mum
57:05 <database> :o
57:16 <Lilah> Chooe one of three. All may be correct.
57:19 <Lilah> Coose*
57:21 <Lilah> Choose*
57:22 <Lilah> fucker.
57:25 <whatever8> use the force luke, and he did
58:44 * Lilah is away: Playing AoE3
58:49 Nick: Lilah is now known as Lilah[away]
59:22 <whatever8> collingwood suck arse
00:08 <whatever8> and nathan buckley sux arse
01:24 <damian> so does your mum!
01:30 <damian> yeah, i don't have anything else.
01:32 <whatever8> do you ever see eddie mcguire sitting with the cheer squad
01:46 <{orbit}> when i grow up, i'm gonna get my license n get a cool car n wear like mirrored sunnies .. n get all the wimmins.. i'm gonna be so cool
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02:16 <whatever8> when i grow up i want to be nicknamed maverick
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11:17 Topic Is: Welcome to #Melbourne!
11:17 Set By: (Bazza) on: Sun Jul 26 14:43:34 2009
11:19 <database> when i stand up i get dizzy
11:24 * whatever8 plays vertigo - u2
11:39 <Muff_Person> i get aroused
11:45 <Muff_Person> come on database
11:51 * database plays coldplay- creep
11:57 <Muff_Person> do u have airvents
12:01 <database> huh
12:05 <Muff_Person> at least let me crawl around in them
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12:35 <Bass`Babe85> anyone know what vapid means?
12:41 <Noyb> shallow
12:42 <whatever8> radiohead??
12:53 <Noyb> combination of shallow/airheaded/stupid
12:56 <database> well
13:05 <database> we have ducted reverse cycle air conditioing
13:09 <Lilah[away]> Shallow?
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13:17 <database> and its in myroom and other rooms
13:27 <Muff_Person> sweet
13:42 <Noyb> for example, paris hilton = vapid
13:42 <Noyb> :P
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13:53 <database> vapid whore
13:58 <whatever8> or void
13:59 <Muff_Person> database can i store my note in your notebox?
13:59 <Noyb> there's usually another word after that
14:02 <Noyb> starting with C
14:04 <Lilah[away]> Bass`Babe85: It lacks any genuine energy/enthusiasm
14:05 <database> remids me of the movie "the house buny"
14:10 <Muff_Person> ill wear a rubber
14:14 <database> your note?
14:19 <database> i have a netbook
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14:25 <Muff_Person> hot!
14:29 <{orbit}> awwww man someone stole my pushie, its the damn spokie dokies n the piece of cardboad stuck in the wheel to make it sound mean .. fuqn bastards .. *sigh* i cant help it being so orsum, why'd they have to steal it :(
14:31 * Lilah[away] goes back to her game
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14:42 <Bass`Babe85> Lilah[away] well thats me
14:43 <whatever8> jumpin's jack flash it's a gas gas gas
14:46 <Bass`Babe85> I got called it before
14:49 <Bass`Babe85> on skype
14:51 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
14:59 <Lilah[away]> hahah
15:01 <Lilah[away]> Aww
15:09 <Lilah[away]> You're not exactly dull -_-
15:16 <Lilah[away]> I hope you told them to gtfo
15:16 <Muff_Person> do i know what rhetorical means!?
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15:30 <Bass`Babe85> I got called a vapid (bannable word)
15:32 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
15:38 <Bass`Babe85> I was like WTF does that mean
15:40 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
15:49 <Lilah[away]> Wow, someone must have learnt a new word.
15:55 <Bass`Babe85> yeah lmfao
16:02 <Bass`Babe85> I doubt the person even new what it mean
16:07 <Muff_Person> damn that's a great word
16:16 <Lilah[away]> Intelligent people with a decent sense of diction don't generally go around throwing words like vapid next to c***
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16:33 <database> im sick of mouse cord getting tangled in my headphones cord and those cords tangling with my power cord
16:41 <Noyb> usually stupid people use it directed towards women who won't have sex with them.
16:51 <database> i dont like people who feel the need to prove how intelligent they are
16:57 <Muff_Person> stop being so hot database
17:01 <database> with their fucking huge vocab
17:08 <Noyb> i like big words :(
17:15 <database> study a dictionary and u can appear 2 be inteligent
17:31 <Muff_Person> yeh and it's got words like bitch
17:33 <Muff_Person> and dyke
17:39 <database> and FUR BURGER
17:42 <Lilah[away]> Well, it's one thing to articulate it's another to start saying shit like "I'm ponderously capricious." in everyday conversations.
17:43 <Muff_Person> hahahaha
17:44 <database> thats the thesarus
17:50 <Lilah[away]> It just makes you a giant douchebag.
18:02 <database> thats me
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18:07 <Noyb> you have to say that with a smug look on your face and your finger on your chin
18:08 <database> a gi ant douche bag
18:15 * Lilah[away] pats the bag of douche
18:22 * database purs
18:34 <Lilah[away]> Noyb: That is my default pose.
18:43 <database> [17:18] [Channel] You need a registered nickname to message this user
18:47 <Bass`Babe85> Muff_Person you're vapid!!!!
18:52 <database> Muff_Person: arent u death_dealer
18:58 <Muff_Person> lol
18:59 <Lilah[away]> database you're not identified to your nick at the moment
19:00 <Muff_Person> nope
19:01 <Bass`Babe85> I feel moreso VAPID
19:03 <database> oh
19:07 <database> i thought u were
19:09 <Bass`Babe85> want a slice of vapid!!!
19:13 <Lilah[away]> Your face is vapid.
19:13 <whatever8> someday someday i will be here babe
19:21 <Muff_Person> my vagina is sloppy and vapid
19:24 <database> the nickname pillow pants is funny
19:28 * Lilah[away] heats Bass`Babe85 up a slice of Vapid Pie
19:31 <Bass`Babe85> my face is cronella rioting over being VAPID
19:54 <whatever8> i call my horse my face
20:01 <Bass`Babe85> I catch buses and drink wine co0lers just ot be more vapid!!!!
20:11 <Bass`Babe85> to even >.>
20:12 <whatever8> c'mon my face
20:14 <Lilah[away]> Do you drink wine coolers ON the bus?
20:18 <database> can we stop saying vapid
20:19 <Bass`Babe85> I wish
20:23 <Muff_Person> enough with your constant vapidity
20:24 <Bass`Babe85> sadly I'm not from darwin
20:26 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
20:28 <Lilah[away]> hahahah
20:33 <database> whats a wine cooler
20:34 <Bass`Babe85> is vapidity a word
20:38 * Lilah[away] pours your wine cooler into a popper bottle
20:38 <Muff_Person> nop
20:42 <Bass`Babe85> its a girly drink
20:48 <Bass`Babe85> costs more than a sixer
20:56 <database> is it like vodka cuisers
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21:03 <Bass`Babe85> wish msn would sign in why does it have to be so VAPID
21:10 <database> >:O
21:11 <Lilah[away]> No, it's more like Passion Pop in smaller bottles
21:14 * Lilah[away] vomits
21:22 <database> weird i never heard of it
21:27 * Muff_Person sits back and lets his passion pop
21:28 <Bass`Babe85> omg flash backs of passion pop spew in a honda civic
21:29 <database> is it a victoria thing
21:32 <Lilah[away]> HAHHAHAH
21:34 <Bass`Babe85> it was horrible being 15
21:34 <Lilah[away]> <3 Bass`Babe85
21:36 <Bass`Babe85> LOL
21:39 <Lilah[away]> I know right!
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21:51 <Muff_Person> ive never drunk passion pop
21:55 <Muff_Person> my parents had jobs
21:58 <Muff_Person> and then i got one
22:03 <Bass`Babe85> <3 Lilah[away]
22:05 <mmm_something> lol
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22:13 <Bass`Babe85> omg bubbly spew is a lost cause
22:13 <whatever8> me plays beastie boys sabotage
22:16 <Bass`Babe85> its so gross
22:17 <Muff_Person> mmmm something hahahaha
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22:34 <Bass`Babe85> I spewwed all over a caltex service stns chewwies stand and a junky gave me a tissue
22:36 <mmm_something> they used to call passion pulp teenage leg opener but the name was deemed offensive
22:37 <Bass`Babe85> LMFAO
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22:43 <Bass`Babe85> oh to be young again
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22:52 <Bass`Babe85> brb
22:55 <Lilah[away]> Waking up in your own spew in bed in nothing but your panties and finding your blanket in the shower because at some stage you tried to "clean it"
22:56 <Lilah[away]> \m/
22:58 <Muff_Person> and also a robot
23:14 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao Lilah[away] now theres a clean drunk
23:14 <mmm_something> lol thats a sign of a big nite
23:15 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
23:15 <Azz> its ok people, Silvertop Taxis is still in business, just give it a day or 2
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23:34 <Bass`Babe85> lucky you didn't fall into the shower wall lmfao
23:51 <mmm_something> when i was 16 i had a bunk...spew downstairs at 3 am then just climb upstiar to sleep more
23:56 <Lilah[away]> lol mmm_something, indeed. The power went out and my friends and I decided to make ourselves into a tribe. My house had a sauna and I think I nearly passed out in there :/ not cool.
24:04 <database> mmm_something:
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24:33 <Lilah[away]> lol Bass`Babe85, yeah... I have no idea what I was going to DO with my blanket after cleaning it of vomit in the shower? It would've been all wet...I guess I just wanted my blanket back.
24:50 <Lilah[away]> I found my MSN still signed in, with I FUCKING LOVE YOU messages to everyone
24:50 <mmm_something> lynus?
25:01 <Muff_Person> in norway u can shower while taking a crap
25:14 <Lilah[away]> Convenience!
25:14 <mmm_something> lol why would u want to do that?
25:16 <Lilah[away]> @_@
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25:22 <Muff_Person> because you can
25:38 <mmm_something> never really desired it before
25:46 <Muff_Person> me either, until i saw that it was possible
25:56 <Lilah[away]> I still don't desire it. :/
26:02 Nick: Lilah[away] is now known as Lilah
26:11 <mmm_something> i think they do some kinky shit in norway
26:36 <Muff_Person> havent u ever needed poop while showering?
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26:47 <Muff_Person> its difficult to mash it down the drain with ur foot
26:48 <Muff_Person> =\
26:53 <Lilah> :X
26:58 * Lilah vomits over Muff_Person
27:15 <mmm_something> i think u just stopped any potential muff u were going to get tonite with that comment lol
27:21 <whatever8> what drives the man behind the driving wheels
27:44 Nick: Muff_Person is now known as Potential_Muff
27:56 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao Lilah
28:02 <Potential_Muff> potential muff should be its own feild of science
28:06 <Bass`Babe85> possessive over blankets much
28:16 <Lilah> I know :(
28:20 <Lilah> I had to throw it out
28:29 <mmm_something> like a muff potentiality equation?
28:32 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
28:42 <Bass`Babe85> worst place I've spewwed besides the servo was on my mums tv
28:49 <diditforthelulz> w00t w00t half way to lvl 71
28:50 <diditforthelulz> :P
28:54 <Bass`Babe85> and that was passion pop too, darn carnivals
28:55 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
29:00 <Lilah> LOL Bass`Babe85
29:06 <Potential_Muff> i spewed in my school bag
29:14 <Bass`Babe85> sounds attractive
29:18 <Lilah> Please tell me it wasn't a sweet ass LCD or anything and was fixable
29:22 <Lilah> Oh, nothing but class. ;D
29:41 <Bass`Babe85> I used to leave old sandwiches in my scho0l bag my mum was obsessed with lettuce and mayo and it ALWAYS went soggy
29:55 <Potential_Muff> hehe
29:55 <Bass`Babe85> Lilah nah it was an old tv without a remote
30:01 <Bass`Babe85> if I did it to her new one
30:05 <Bass`Babe85> may god help me
30:13 <Bass`Babe85> she won't even let me lay on her couch
30:20 <Bass`Babe85> I'm accident and spew worthy prone
30:25 <Potential_Muff> i spewed in a dishwasher
30:34 <Potential_Muff> or it could have been the clothes washing machine
30:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Lilah
30:42 <Potential_Muff> cant remember i just remember getting into trouble
30:53 <Bass`Babe85> I need a lifetime supply of glad wrap for furniture like that show everyone loves raymond, his parents couch
30:54 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
30:58 <Lilah> hahahaha
31:04 <Lilah> Dude, I can't gladwrap for shit
31:21 <Lilah> Despite this I continually try to gladwrap things and just end up with shitty piles of plastic
31:25 <Lilah> that doesn't seal jack
31:27 <mmm_something> the potential for muff is calculated by adding the number of drinks consumed, dividing by the number of passes uv made on the dance floor, multiplied by the number of drinks shes had, and squared by the number of drinks u have bought said muff(probability doubled for fat chicks)
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31:51 <Potential_Muff> hehe
32:03 <Bass`Babe85> I ordered a laptop fan stand thingy from hong kong and they double bubble wrapped it and glad wrapped it
32:12 <Bass`Babe85> to0k me a go0d 20 mins to unwrap it
32:24 <Lilah> Those asians really pack stuff well!!
32:30 <mmm_something> thats so they can transport swine flu more efficiently
32:33 <Lilah> Then they put it in a bag that is done up with wound-up string
32:36 <Lilah> That confuses me
32:37 <Lilah> -_-
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32:57 <Bass`Babe85> I love those strings it's like a game opening things
33:02 <Bass`Babe85> how vapid of me!!!
33:08 <Lilah> LOL
33:11 <Lilah> vapid, indeed ;D
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33:14 Nick: ^pilot^ is now known as ^pilot^away^
33:19 <mmm_something> bubble wrap popping should be an olympic sport
33:25 <Bass`Babe85> definetely
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33:51 <Lilah> I have soundproofing egg shell foam on my walls in this room because it doubles as my music room
33:57 <Lilah> So it's awesome when you're drunk and fall into the wall
33:58 <Bass`Babe85> come on msn blo0dy hurry
34:02 <Azz> I hope none of u have booked a taxi with silvertop taxis today or the next couple of days lol
34:02 <Potential_Muff> lol
34:10 <mmm_something> lol what do u play?
34:12 * zoes looks at Lilah wow that must be cool :)
34:17 <Bass`Babe85> Lilah I always wanted to egg carton a house
34:22 <Bass`Babe85> it'd be epic
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34:30 <Lilah> lol zoes, yes, yes it is, except it's expensive per square mtr
34:50 <whatever8> only the good die young
34:53 <Lilah> mmm_something: A lot of instruments, I prefer brass... my trumpet and sax, trombone
34:53 <zoes> i have herd of that stuff
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35:04 <Bass`Babe85> All`Cried`Out LIES
35:04 <Lilah> I work on a lot of ska-core/punk projects
35:08 <mmm_something> u can make ur own lilah
35:10 <Bass`Babe85> no one can be cried out
35:11 * zoes is thrilled about next tuesday :)
35:23 <mmm_something> u can buy the foam and cut it urself
35:46 <diditforthelulz> bah
35:48 <diditforthelulz> stupid whored
35:49 <diditforthelulz> >.<
36:14 <Bass`Babe85> I love foam
36:26 <Bass`Babe85> I once had a foam bed... my mother was cheap
36:47 <Bass`Babe85> least if its foam it's spew worthy
36:48 <Lilah> It wasn't really a bed, was it?
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36:52 <mmm_something> could of been worse...could of been inflatable
36:55 <Lilah> It was just the inside of like a fridge box?
36:56 <Bass`Babe85> nah it was fairly co0l
37:02 <Potential_Muff> i bought millions of tiny foam balls and dumped them in my room when i was on a drug binge
37:04 <Lilah> ;D
37:06 <Potential_Muff> so rad
37:13 <Bass`Babe85> I've slept on two inflatable beds
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37:20 <Bass`Babe85> TheWJM's even
37:23 <Potential_Muff> when i came down, i coloured them all in with a texta
37:24 <mmm_something> beds or dolls?
37:24 <Lilah> LOL Potential_Muff, bean bag ones?
37:26 <Bass`Babe85> beds
37:27 <Potential_Muff> over like 19 hours
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37:47 <Potential_Muff> i was swimming in balls =]
37:51 <database> I like
37:54 <database> balls
37:58 <Bass`Babe85> I once slept in a water bed and while getting to sleep I wondered how many drug infested people had screwwed on it since the 70's
38:01 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahahaha
38:04 <Bass`Babe85> paranoid much
38:24 <Lilah> I love lamingtons.
38:30 <Potential_Muff> yeh lilah those ones
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39:02 <database> ucking lamers
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39:13 <Lilah> Yeah, so what if I'm fucking lame?
39:14 <database> LUCKING FLAMERS
39:16 <Lilah> \m/
39:16 <Potential_Muff> how awesome
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39:26 <Potential_Muff> i wish i was fucking lamers.
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39:35 <Lilah> Juuuuuuuuuuuuke box hero
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39:44 <Potential_Muff> watch this
39:47 <Lilah> Meow.
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39:54 <Potential_Muff> KhUnTz
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40:02 <Potential_Muff> haha
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40:11 <Lilah> Dad?!
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40:27 <segfault> ROFL
40:28 <database> LOL
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40:31 <segfault> ROFL
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40:38 <Potential_Muff> heheh
40:40 * Lilah eats her lamington
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41:30 <Lilah> lol
41:36 <Lilah> Wrong choice of word.
41:53 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao he was abit pissy
41:53 <Potential_Muff> man
41:59 <Potential_Muff> that flood really makes me think
42:01 <Azz> well what a loser, clearly rejected by another girl or got fired from his job
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42:05 <Potential_Muff> about my life and how i spend it
42:14 <database> m3e2
42:17 <database> i had an epiphany
42:31 <Potential_Muff> did u clean up?
42:39 <database> 0_0
42:56 <Bass`Babe85> omg the guy who called me vapid just left me a bunch of voice clips in a foreign accent
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43:18 <invizzi> for dinner i cooked chicken with pine and almond oil and a tarragon and creme sauce
43:33 <invizzi> with vegies mate
43:35 <mmm_something> dinner for one, wine for 3? lol
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44:07 <invizzi> mmm_something: yeah and video dating
44:18 <mmm_something> lol sorry simpsons quote
44:21 <invizzi> i know
44:24 <Potential_Muff> and coc?
44:25 <invizzi> i remember
44:29 <invizzi> the teacher
44:39 <mmm_something> yep
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44:52 <invizzi> i found this weird bracelet my friend left, it was under the couch and now he is dead so i got a memento
45:01 <mmm_something> how did he die?
45:09 <invizzi> accidental death
45:16 <Potential_Muff> hehe
45:27 <database> hehe
45:34 <invizzi> wtf? why you lauhing
45:43 <database> to fit in
45:45 <invizzi> 4chan has rotted your minds i think
45:53 <database> i hate 4cha
46:01 <invizzi> i like it
46:01 <mmm_something> i know, not even im that distateful...and im pretty distastful!
46:15 <database> well arent u gre8
46:20 <invizzi> i sure am
46:37 <Potential_Muff> mayeb the bracelet was like
46:37 <invizzi> 4chan is a path to another civilisation and phaze of evolution
46:39 <Potential_Muff> keepingthem alive
46:41 <database> i dont think we can be frieds anymore
46:51 <database> now that i know ur secreet
47:01 <mmm_something> me thinks u have no friends datadildo
47:03 <invizzi> what secret
47:05 <database> OMG
47:10 <database> :(
47:22 <Potential_Muff> im databaess frend
47:32 <database> databaebs
47:33 <database> :))
47:35 <invizzi> i have always felt that isp based emails are only used by old people
48:18 <database> same with hotmail
48:24 <invizzi> man my dinner was so french
48:28 <database> who uses hotmail anymore
48:33 <invizzi> true
48:41 <invizzi> i use gmail and keep my old hotmail for spam
48:51 <database> i use hotmail 4 msn messeger
48:53 <invizzi> my gmail is pristine, nobody ever emails me see
49:02 <invizzi> yeah i got msn messenger too
49:10 <invizzi> but instant messaging is as dead as irc is
49:16 <database> i only have 1 friend on msn messenger
49:23 <invizzi> i got 2
49:23 <Bass`Babe85> violence on msn
49:24 <database> every1 else is blocked/deleted
49:25 <Bass`Babe85> =O
49:35 <invizzi> 1 i like and the other i only talk to because i have nobody else
49:41 <database> LOL
49:44 <database> rue
49:46 <database> rude
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49:55 <invizzi> back in the day i would have like 50 people all at once
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50:45 <kibblz> ..
50:57 <database> u a...
50:57 <invizzi> im gonna cook something real fancy this week
51:05 <database> like what
51:19 <database> ive eaten all my calories for the day
51:19 <database> 1500
51:49 <invizzi> 1500 is too low for a man
51:55 <invizzi> 1800 is the bare minimum
52:00 <database> well
52:03 <database> ok..
52:04 <mmm_something> just excercise
52:12 <database> umm
52:21 <database> i do both ok
52:25 <invizzi> excersize isnt the answer
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52:35 <invizzi> only 2/3rds of the answer
52:36 <database> theres no point in exerciseing if youre going to consume a million calories
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52:45 <invizzi> get muscle and clear your blood flow
52:47 <invizzi> eat clean
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52:51 <mmm_something> as long as ur burning more calories than ur eating u are losing weight
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52:57 <database> exactly
53:05 <invizzi> you cant burn more calories than you eat thats crazy
53:08 <database> but i hate exercse why dont u go exercise i cbf
53:15 <invizzi> 30 minute run only burns like 400 calories tops
53:16 <database> its my body i do wati want
53:16 <mmm_something> of course u can
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53:31 <invizzi> so to burn 2000 calories you need to run for like 5 hours
53:33 <mmm_something> how do u think weight loss occurs?
53:36 <Bass`Babe85> well that was upsetting
53:42 <kibblz> you alright there Bass`Babe85
53:44 <kibblz> :P
53:48 <database> i think i know how weight loss occurs i lost 10 pounds in 1 month
53:55 <invizzi> mmm_something: your body breaks down the calories for energy etc
54:01 <mmm_something> thats called speed addiction lol
54:09 <database> ;p
54:10 <invizzi> im aiming for 500 grams lose a week
54:26 <mmm_something> excerise boost ur metabolism for up to 12 hours
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54:29 <invizzi> changing my workout plan to something more intelligent
54:32 <Bass`Babe85> kibblz I'm quite VAPID!
54:37 <Bass`Babe85> nah I flo0ded pm
54:40 <Bass`Babe85> by accident
54:43 <Bass`Babe85> I blame msn
54:47 <kibblz> hehe
54:48 <database> i eat 1500 cals every 2nd day and 0 cals on every other day and it shrinks my stomach so i dont need to eat as much
54:53 <invizzi> going to a 4 day split instead of 5 day retardo-split
55:03 <mmm_something> are u tring to loose weight?
55:19 <invizzi> yeah i used to eat a giant dinner so my guts got bigger, now i keep my dinner no bigger than any other meals so my stomach will get smaller
55:23 <database> im not trying to i am doing it
55:28 <invizzi> same
55:30 <Bass`Babe85> ppl shouldn't type too much on msn it makes me paste too much
55:32 <invizzi> im doing it the smart way
55:38 <Bass`Babe85> a person on my msn sung me a song
55:44 <invizzi> database: lets have a race
55:46 <Bass`Babe85> in an italian accent
55:48 <mmm_something> how much have u lost?
55:50 <database> ok
55:54 <invizzi> you use your weird 1500, zero calorie method
56:12 <mmm_something> fat chicks use that method
56:21 <mmm_something> then blow out a month later
56:21 <invizzi> ill use my perfect clean moderate diet with super sick workout plan
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56:22 <database> well i started at 115 lbs now im 105.8lbs
56:30 <invizzi> yeah i dont wanna lose muscle
56:34 <mmm_something> lol how tall are u dude?
56:39 <database> 5'2
56:39 <invizzi> so im only eating below my maintenance threshold
56:44 <mmm_something> ah ok
56:45 <Bass`Babe85> omg short!
56:51 <invizzi> wow poor guy
56:53 <Bass`Babe85> your penis must lo0k HUGE
56:57 <mmm_something> lol
56:58 <invizzi> im 186 cms baby
57:00 <database> whatevs u dun no me
57:06 <kibblz> lol
57:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Bass`Babe85
57:16 <invizzi> database: are you a jockey?
57:17 <Bass`Babe85> I'm 5'6
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57:27 <database> no im scared of horses
57:29 <mmm_something> hi punky lol
57:30 <Bass`Babe85> in heels I feel like a sexy spanking giant
57:38 <invizzi> sounds good
57:46 <invizzi> database: you are scared of dogs?
57:51 <database> no i LOVE dogs
57:55 <Potential_Muff> ew
57:56 <database> i used 2 work with them
57:58 <Bass`Babe85> guys have fantasys about giants due to comic bo0ks
57:58 <mmm_something> he can just about ride a dog lol
58:01 <invizzi> lol work with them
58:07 <invizzi> doing what? chasing sheep?
58:09 <database> y is that funny i wokred at a dog pound
58:23 <database> then a vet hospital/boarding kennels
58:23 <invizzi> i thought you worked along side them, doing their duties
58:24 <Bass`Babe85> I used to work @ a boarding kennels
58:30 <Bass`Babe85> shovelling dog shit
58:32 <database> me 2
58:34 <database> !!!
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58:41 <invizzi> wow dogs shit needs a shovel?
58:43 <database> professional pooper scooper
58:47 <Bass`Babe85> and getting attacked by foreign rabies infested cats
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59:00 <database> cats r scary
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59:06 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi it does it your clogging up red ro0sters drains
59:09 <database> bzzzzz
59:12 <invizzi> i loved my cat
59:13 <Bass`Babe85> cats are fucked up
59:16 <Bee_Hornet> bzzzzzzz
59:23 <Bee_Hornet> lover boy
59:27 <Bass`Babe85> the horse was my favourite
59:28 <invizzi> i loved my cat, shutup
59:30 <database> meow
59:35 <Bass`Babe85> I love my cat
59:37 <mmm_something> cats are great...with ginger and shallots
59:39 <Bass`Babe85> she hates me tho
59:41 <Bee_Hornet> meaw
59:44 <database> i love myself
59:46 <invizzi> yeah dont get a female bitch cat
59:46 <Bass`Babe85> I hold her till she makes funny noises
59:50 <Bee_Hornet> me too
59:54 <invizzi> male pets are the best
59:54 <Bass`Babe85> some ppl call it abuse but I call it love
59:59 <Bee_Hornet> yep
00:03 <Potential_Muff> dogs are stoners. cats are methheads
00:09 <Bee_Hornet> male cats are like cheekey toys
00:12 <database> i laugh until my head falls off
00:16 <Bass`Babe85> no drug chatter
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00:18 <Bee_Hornet> :p
00:22 <diditforthelulz> kess drug talk please
00:28 <Bass`Babe85> KESS
00:28 <invizzi> cats are cute heads
00:39 <Bass`Babe85> my cats head lo0ks yummy
00:41 <invizzi> kess? you must be on drugs bro
00:43 <Bass`Babe85> shes on my facebo0k
00:48 <mmm_something> why so sensative about drug talk?
00:48 <Bass`Babe85> AND has her own facebo0k
00:52 <Bee_Hornet> cat gives good head
00:56 <invizzi> really?
00:59 <Bass`Babe85> yup
01:05 <invizzi> my cat has its own facebook too, funny thing is i didnt make it
01:11 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
01:16 <Bass`Babe85> you have a cat stalker?
01:19 <database> my dog has a myspace
01:21 <Bee_Hornet> space angel has her dog in FB
01:25 <invizzi> cosmo stevens
01:51 <Potential_Muff> hehe
01:55 <Bee_Hornet> i m a sick puppy
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02:04 <invizzi> but it cant be my cat cause it says born 1968
02:36 <database> this my dog http://www.myspace.com/billybobdog
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02:53 <Calin> anyone know of any other sites like wotif and lastminute ?
03:01 <Bee_Hornet> andy loves her dog
03:05 <invizzi> Ca?
03:10 <Bass`Babe85> My cats name is Arwin I win
03:15 <invizzi> database: i dont believe you
03:20 <database> im serious
03:29 <invizzi> whats with all tis friends?
03:35 <database> i made it ages ago
03:41 <invizzi> is his name really billybobdog?
03:44 <Bass`Babe85> everyone loves ittttttt
03:46 <database> his name isbilly
04:08 <database> shitmy laxatives r kicking in
04:24 <Bass`Babe85> billy the bum fucker?
04:25 <invizzi> if i was gonna get a dog he would be a medium sized dog
04:26 <Bee_Hornet> female animals are not as feral as woman
04:31 <Bass`Babe85> mmm laxatives
04:41 <database> i had some of those chocolate laxies
04:45 <invizzi> or big bummer billy
04:47 <Bass`Babe85> I love them
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04:56 <Bee_Hornet> i had pluged it in me
05:03 <Bee_Hornet> louie
05:06 <database> i called him big bumbilly when i bought him some doggy undies that didnt fit
05:09 <invizzi> no drug talk
05:12 <Bass`Babe85> louie is my middle name
05:18 <Bass`Babe85> my mum wanted me to be a boy
05:18 <Bee_Hornet> yep
05:24 <Bass`Babe85> george louie
05:25 <database> http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/sadpuppysphotos/billy/billypresent.jpg
05:26 <invizzi> database: man your fucked
05:28 <Potential_Muff> laxatives arent drugs
05:42 <Quincy> Bass`Babe85 why do you think you turned out to be a whore?
05:53 <Bass`Babe85> cause I was supposed to be a whore
05:59 <Bee_Hornet> i have little erection issues
06:00 <Bass`Babe85> I'd put out for a free hotdog
06:01 <Quincy> your parents?
06:04 <database> thats no way 2 speak to a lady Quincy
06:06 <Bass`Babe85> parents?
06:11 <invizzi> damn i tried to hack into your photo folder
06:13 <database> shame on u
06:17 <Quincy> are you a product of your parental upbringing
06:21 <database> theres a password on it luckily
06:22 <Bass`Babe85> nope
06:25 <database> BRB DOING A POO
06:27 <Bass`Babe85> wolves raised me
06:30 <Bass`Babe85> in egypt
06:39 <Bee_Hornet> dingo's got my babe
06:42 <invizzi> sounds allright
06:55 <invizzi> i think egyption woman invented lipsticks and blow jobs
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07:15 <Bass`Babe85> I thought up until the age of 16 that.. that lady said "A dingo raped my baby"..
07:22 <Bass`Babe85> I thought it was impossible
07:25 <invizzi> lol
07:27 Part: melb-dandenongM ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:34 <Quincy> Egyptian chicks invented pouring honey into their vaginas to act as birth control
07:38 <Quincy> smart bitches
07:40 Nick: Shopping_with_you_apparently is now known as Snake_In_Long_Grass
07:44 <Bass`Babe85> but it is possible... sadly I stumbled on a website
07:54 <Bee_Hornet> there were six guys at a bar fighting for an egyptian midget in collingwood, for coping a head
07:56 <invizzi> axtec invented rubbing chilli in girls pussy to prevent masturbation
07:57 <database> ne other brein busters
08:10 <Potential_Muff> i like chilli
08:10 <Bee_Hornet> i was one of them
08:11 Nick: Snake_In_Long_Grass is now known as Shopping_With_You_Apparently
08:15 <Bass`Babe85> Quincy they also used wo0d and cloth as pads for their bleeding gash syndromes
08:19 <Bass`Babe85> how smart is that
08:23 <Bass`Babe85> NOT VERY
08:24 <Potential_Muff> lmao
08:27 <database> i remember talking with invizzi one night wehn i was drunk and i thought he was cool but i forget y
08:31 <invizzi> sounds smart
08:31 <Bass`Babe85> splinter gash
08:32 Nick: Potential_Muff is now known as BleedingGashSyndrome
08:36 <Bass`Babe85> ouchies
08:42 <mmm_something> ewww
08:42 <invizzi> database: man im the coolest
08:47 <Bee_Hornet> if you blow me i might change my mind
08:47 <invizzi> can you change the nick
08:49 <invizzi> cause im gonna spew
08:54 <invizzi> i hate periods they are feral
08:55 <database> what the hale!!
08:57 Nick: acilegna is now known as efher
09:00 <BleedingGashSyndrome> no invizzi, it's too awesome, ill just leave
09:01 <Bass`Babe85> I have bleeding gash syndrome
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09:05 <Bee_Hornet> spew first
09:05 <Bass`Babe85> only got it today
09:14 <invizzi> ahhh
09:17 <invizzi> cant see now
09:18 <Bee_Hornet> shove a tampon mel
09:20 <invizzi> screen covered in cum
09:22 <Bass`Babe85> spent most of the day in bed till I got called a vapid (ban word)
09:25 <Lilah> Backkkkkk in black, I hit the sack, I've been gone for too long I'm glad to be backkkkk
09:37 <database> i love the smell of girls period
09:37 <Bass`Babe85> nah I got a dirty pad in between my sexy leg openings
09:38 <invizzi> Lilah: nice song
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09:44 <Lilah> You're a nice song.
09:53 <Bee_Hornet> what re you 12 years old?
09:54 <Bass`Babe85> YOUR FACE IS A NICE SONG
09:56 <invizzi> i dont think so, thanks
09:58 <Bass`Babe85> bo0o0o0o yaaaaa
10:02 <Lilah> :(((((((((((((((((
10:05 * Lilah runs off and cries
10:05 <Bee_Hornet> lol bzzz
10:06 <Bass`Babe85> =D
10:08 <database> this ismy bird http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/sadpuppysphotos/billy/birdie1.jpg
10:08 <Lilah> hahaha
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10:10 <Bee_Hornet> hi lilah doll
10:18 <invizzi> database: show us a pic of you
10:22 * Bass`Babe85 lasso's Lilah back to irc
10:24 <invizzi> as long as it isnt scary
10:26 <Bee_Hornet> missing Canada much already?
10:28 <Lilah> Yeah boiiii
10:29 <database> more billy http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/sadpuppysphotos/billy/party.jpg
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10:42 <invizzi> omg you areSCARYRRR
10:45 <Bass`Babe85> canada has evil people who take naked photos of you when you are non the wiser
10:47 <Bass`Babe85> TRUTH^
10:49 <Bee_Hornet> w/b xarcos
10:51 <invizzi> you have a pound puppy?
10:55 <database> yeh
10:56 * Lilah cuddles xarcos
10:59 <Bass`Babe85> hello xarcos you rogue you
10:59 <database> Fred
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11:05 <invizzi> how old are you? 28?
11:06 * xarcos spins Lilah around.
11:13 <database> 25
11:14 <Lilah> You spin me right round baby right round
11:18 <Lilah> Like a wololo baby
11:20 <Bass`Babe85> HOW COME YOU NEVER SPIN ME
11:23 <Quincy> like a cd baby
11:24 <Bass`Babe85> I wanna be spun
11:27 <Bee_Hornet> xarcos = sean penn( the lawyer)
11:31 * xarcos throws Bass`Babe85 onto Lilah's gyroscope.
11:33 <invizzi> that bed looks like something from a mental ward with the metal frame
11:34 <Bee_Hornet> lololol
11:37 <database> billys bed http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/sadpuppysphotos/billy/Billybed.jpg
11:37 * Bass`Babe85 spins on her laptop
11:40 <invizzi> database: you in some hospital?
11:40 <database> its a cheap bed
11:45 <database> ive had it since i was 12
11:51 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos I shall kick you oneday
11:57 <Bass`Babe85> and not kiss the wound better
11:58 <Bass`Babe85> HAH
12:00 <xarcos> I have a letter but I am too scared to open it.
12:04 <Bass`Babe85> open it
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12:07 <xarcos> NO
12:08 * Bass`Babe85 chants
12:14 <xarcos> It has herpes in it.
12:14 <Bass`Babe85> open it
12:17 <Bass`Babe85> really
12:21 <invizzi> oasis has like this msn thing and the only girl i added was the ugliest
12:22 <Bass`Babe85> is that like anthrax?
12:23 <Bee_Hornet> we had 7 hours of rain last night
12:26 <invizzi> but i think she is tarded too :(
12:27 <xarcos> Yes. It reads "From Bass`Babe85".
12:32 <database> oassis active?
12:33 <Bass`Babe85> yum
12:34 <Bee_Hornet> flooded the whole town, i'm happy
12:36 <invizzi> database: yeah
12:39 <database> im on that
12:42 <database> ha ha ha ha ha
12:46 <Bass`Babe85> I wanna go on oasis online
12:51 * Lilah sends out a dechyon beam to open a subspace fissure in the event horizon of a class 3 singularity
12:54 <Bass`Babe85> I wanna fuck more randoms
12:57 <xarcos> Lol.
12:58 <invizzi> i have no phto
13:00 * xarcos hugs Lilah.
13:02 <Bee_Hornet> 7 long hours, i thought i m gunna get drown
13:06 <invizzi> Bass`Babe85: maybe we will randomly hook up
13:16 <Lilah> xarcos, make love with my technobabble plz
13:20 Join: kokothemonkey ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:20 <Bass`Babe85> well you live closer to my mother than I do atm
13:30 <xarcos> Lilah: I wouldn't settle for less!
13:33 <Lilah> hahah
13:34 Join: OnTheMove ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:34 <kokothemonkey> does that mean your mother is availiable ?
13:34 <Bass`Babe85> oh lo0k it's kokothemonkey
13:45 <Lilah> I wish I had named my main AoE3 guy King Colin
13:46 <Bass`Babe85> always
13:47 <invizzi> lol check out this girl, her face is really mental
13:49 Nick: ICE_QUEEN is now known as ICE_QUEEN`bbl
13:51 <invizzi> http://www.oasisactive.com/en/member.cfm?v6#profile&82angel
13:59 <xarcos> I don't even know how to name your explorers.
14:02 <invizzi> Lilah: mys dads name is oclin
14:02 <xarcos> :'(
14:08 <Bass`Babe85> is it me invizzi?
14:10 <xarcos> invizzi: does he push cannons for a living?
14:12 <Bee_Hornet> Vancouver Island, Victoria - A place to be.
14:13 <invizzi> Bass`Babe85: nah
14:20 <kokothemonkey> i'm mental
14:20 <Bass`Babe85> aww
14:22 <Bee_Hornet> did i spell it right
14:22 <Lilah> xarcos, when you create a new city bubs
14:25 Part: OnTheMove ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:30 <xarcos> Oh.
14:36 <xarcos> Fuck that,.
14:40 <Lilah> Vorky and I played two games last night
14:42 <xarcos> I have like level 10+ everything :/
14:44 <Bee_Hornet> i m stunned when i google it's pics
14:46 <xarcos> Did she still lag?
14:49 <Lilah> Actually three
14:49 <invizzi> i wanna play the new stronghold mmog
14:54 <Lilah> Yeah, a little, but not too much
14:58 <Bee_Hornet> freggen awesomeness there
14:58 <Bass`Babe85> xsurfer is sexy
15:00 <Bass`Babe85> I'd do him
15:02 <xarcos> It's really unplayable with her.
15:03 Join: pigs_might_flu ([email protected]) to #melbourne
15:09 <invizzi> Bass`Babe85: who?
15:11 <xarcos> She needs to upgrade her $5 computer to a $15 one.
15:12 <Lilah> In the last game I was SO drunk I forgot to send any of my hometown cards
15:14 <pigs_might_flu> hot
15:16 <Lilah> and we got slaughtered
15:18 <database> pugs might flu
15:19 <Bass`Babe85> 1hppyguy is a total ranger
15:19 <xarcos> Hahaha
15:21 <database> baebs
15:22 <xarcos> :D:D:D
15:24 <kokothemonkey> whats a good game to play online ?
15:30 <Bee_Hornet> Getting in OZ in 1996 was a wrong option by me
15:32 <Lilah> I was like WHY I HAVE NO ARMY
15:37 <Lilah> Then Vorky is like HALP
15:38 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi the guy on the oasis page
15:41 <mmm_something> arent rangers illegal im melb?
15:43 Nick: pigs_might_flu is now known as hell-0
15:44 <Lilah> and I'm like *sends her hero*
15:45 <invizzi> ill check
15:51 <Bee_Hornet> should've been to Vancouver Island, aussies are broke
15:54 <invizzi> cause im gonna copy some popular guys profile
15:55 <Bee_Hornet> lmao
15:55 <Lilah> Fail halp
15:59 <Bass`Babe85> Male 43
15:59 <Bass`Babe85> Dandenong
15:59 <Bass`Babe85> Victoria
15:59 <Bass`Babe85> Hi i love the outdoors surfing,fishing,diveing and swimming i like to look after my self and eat healthy i dine out go to moves and new places im a patent man that likes a
16:00 <Bee_Hornet> poor bastards
16:03 Kick: Bass`Babe85 was kicked by badger.qld.au.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 10 secs))
16:03 Join: Bass`Babe85 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:03 <Bee_Hornet> hahahah
16:06 <Bee_Hornet> rofl
16:08 <database> awesome
16:10 <Bass`Babe85> hahahaha I got kicked
16:12 <xarcos> Ivan the Terrible gives Lilah some more Romulan ale.
16:15 <invizzi> 43?
16:17 <xarcos> Then destroys her base.
16:18 <Bee_Hornet> hi paul_banks
16:19 Join: TurK ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:22 <Bass`Babe85> yeah his age is fairly gross
16:26 <Lilah> Romulan Ale should be illegal.
16:29 Nick: hell-0 is now known as Hatred
16:32 <Bass`Babe85> he lo0ks okay
16:36 <xarcos> It is!
16:40 <xarcos> In the federation, at least.
16:46 <invizzi> yeah i cant search for peoples names
16:47 <invizzi> so fuck it
16:52 Join: Jaguar ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:58 Join: blondie83 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:59 <Bass`Babe85> rockinraver24 is my kinda guy
17:01 <xarcos> I bathe in Romulan ale.
17:07 <Bass`Babe85> he lo0ks impaired tho
17:09 <diditforthelulz> w00 ravers
17:13 <diditforthelulz> is it shaun?
17:13 <Bass`Babe85> exactly my type
17:14 <Lilah> lol Bass`Babe85
17:17 <Bass`Babe85> nah lmfao
17:19 <Lilah> Impaired. My type of guy.
17:23 <xarcos> Bass`Babe85, I think I have an account there I made for shits and giggles.
17:26 <xarcos> Go look for it.
17:28 <invizzi> wow some of the girls make me laugh so much
17:32 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos how?
17:38 <xarcos> Look for the hottest guy?
17:40 <xarcos> Ha... ha...
17:41 <Bass`Babe85> I'm still on this page invizzi pasted
17:42 <invizzi> check out sweetcheeks7
17:52 <Hatred> bass babes
17:54 <Bass`Babe85> kimxx is hot
17:55 <Lilah> PicardLuver3
17:56 <Hatred> shut the fuck up you fat slut
17:57 <Bass`Babe85> Hatred
18:02 <Bass`Babe85> awww
18:06 <xarcos> SxcDeannaTroi8949
18:06 <Lilah> fat slut?
18:08 <Lilah> Vapid, thank-you
18:11 Join: kibblz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
18:11 <Bass`Babe85> been along time since someone called me a slut
18:14 <Bass`Babe85> how romantic
18:15 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
18:22 <kokothemonkey> i like fat sluts
18:26 Part: Azz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
18:27 <Bee_Hornet> i could sue you for misleading me and jeopardizing my life in a desert
18:28 <invizzi> meh i dont like kimmixx
18:30 <Bass`Babe85> more cushion for the pushin
18:32 * Hatred spreads your legs
18:34 <mmm_something> well uv come to the right place lol
18:34 <Bass`Babe85> why invizzi
18:36 <Bass`Babe85> shes hot
18:37 <Bee_Hornet> hahaha owned me
18:40 <Bee_Hornet> i could sue you for misleading me and jeopardizing my life in a desert
18:42 <invizzi> looks western suburbs
18:44 * xarcos eyes the unopened letter.
18:50 <kokothemonkey> fat sluts have sweaty vaginas
18:51 <Bee_Hornet> i could sue you for misleading me and jeopardizing my life in a desert.
18:55 <invizzi> well she is from adelaide lol
18:58 <Bass`Babe85> yeah poxy hair dye does that
18:58 <kibblz> anyone know how long i meant to put garlic bread in the oven for ?
19:02 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
19:03 <Lilah> Why you have unopened letterrrr
19:08 <Bass`Babe85> I refuse to say I'm living in adelaide
19:12 <invizzi> kibblz: until it the butter is melted
19:13 <xarcos> Secret.
19:20 <Bass`Babe85> I live in melbourne and fuck ppl from caravan parks
19:20 <Lilah> You're just staying there temporarily, Bass`Babe85?
19:21 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
19:23 <kibblz> how longs that take
19:24 <kibblz> lol
19:30 <Bass`Babe85> yeah temp
19:35 <kokothemonkey> nobody lives in adeliade they simply decompose
19:39 <invizzi> 14 mins on 180
19:44 <Bass`Babe85> adelaide isn't that bad
19:48 <Bass`Babe85> it's fairly wet
19:51 <kibblz> im gonna give you a piece for helping me invizzi.
19:51 <Bass`Babe85> like my undies
19:53 <invizzi> adelaide has hard water
19:56 <database> whats 180
19:56 <invizzi> thanks
19:59 Join: I_stephen ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:02 <kokothemonkey> i'm hard
20:02 <Lilah> xarcos: Sending away some fanmail to SquareSoft? "I LOVE FINAL FANTASY <3333"
20:08 <Bass`Babe85> I sat in my go0d jeans on some grass to avoid abos the other day and stained my ass
20:13 <Bass`Babe85> lo0ked like a shit myself
20:19 <invizzi> wow you saw abos?
20:24 <xarcos> Signed photo of Patrick Stewart.
20:25 <Lilah> The secret side of xarcos, where he's actually a flaming homo jRPG lover.
20:25 <kibblz> mm final fantasy
20:28 <kokothemonkey> did it hide the period blood stains ?
20:28 <Bass`Babe85> yeah heaps sitting in a park
20:29 <diditforthelulz> ff ftw
20:33 <xarcos> Ew Lilah.
20:34 <kibblz> ff8
20:34 * xarcos vomits.
20:35 <Bass`Babe85> I was watching ducklings
20:36 <kibblz> S2
20:37 <Lilah> LOL xarcos <3
20:41 <xarcos> I hate you now.
20:43 <diditforthelulz> its not called squaresoft anymore :(
20:45 <invizzi> xarcos: hahaha
20:49 <diditforthelulz> ff7 is the best
20:51 * Lilah spews on your spew
20:51 <kibblz> its called kibblzsoft.
20:54 <Lilah> Fucking jRPGs
20:54 * I_stephen turns the hose on Bass`Babe85's bum and chases her around the room with it laughing evily
20:54 <kokothemonkey> i eat ducklings
20:55 <xarcos> I need to wipe myself clean on D-Yoshii.
20:58 <Bass`Babe85> mmm kibblzsoft
21:00 <xarcos> And his jrpg homoness.
21:01 Part: ricchhee ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:04 <kibblz> wait
21:04 <invizzi> ff7 is probably shit but i fell in love with it
21:06 <Lilah> I know right :S
21:07 <kibblz> i change it to kibblzhard
21:09 <Bass`Babe85> I_stephen that's how babies are made
21:16 <diditforthelulz> its not shit
21:17 <diditforthelulz> its epic
21:17 <Bass`Babe85> periodsoft?
21:17 <diditforthelulz> :D
21:20 <I_stephen> um... the garden hose
21:21 Join: Von_Smallhausen ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:23 <Lilah> Vapidsoft.
21:23 <Bass`Babe85> yes.. it is..
21:25 <kokothemonkey> enix
21:25 <invizzi> ff8 was very underrated
21:30 <kibblz> ff8 was the best
21:31 <kibblz> !
21:32 <invizzi> everyone hated on it
21:32 <Bass`Babe85> VAPID!!!!
21:36 <Lilah> SquareEnix !@
21:41 <kibblz> i hate cloud and his blonde hair ;/
21:44 <invizzi> yeah ff8 was sick i agree zed was cool with his hot dog addiction
21:44 <Bass`Babe85> omg diditforthelulz turn away from kibblz @ once
21:45 <Lilah> Vapid Fantasy
21:48 <Bass`Babe85> no ff talk
21:51 * Bass`Babe85 cries
21:52 <invizzi> lol
21:54 <kokothemonkey> i can suck a golf ball through 2 m's of garden hose
22:04 <I_stephen> the music to the snes versions was quite good
22:06 <kibblz> :P
22:08 <invizzi> i think i wanked to the witch lady in ff8 all the time
22:09 <Bass`Babe85> whats with dogs on the new?
22:12 <Bass`Babe85> news even
22:15 <I_stephen> and I think millions would remember the zelda theme
22:16 Part: lemo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:18 <xarcos> Cake.
22:18 <kibblz> zed
22:19 <Bass`Babe85> the world has gone completely mad
22:20 <kibblz> lol
22:22 <kibblz> zell*
22:23 <kibblz> :)
22:24 <Lilah> ff8 makes me spew replicator rations
22:27 <invizzi> kibblz: yeah zell thats right lol
22:34 <Bass`Babe85> ZED IS DEAD BABY ZED IS DEAD
22:36 <kibblz> is that why you dont reply to my msn Lilah?
22:40 <kibblz> cause of my squall pic
22:40 <invizzi> when i first went on irc my alies was zell
22:46 <invizzi> alias
22:47 <xarcos> Probably because you're a fag?
22:50 <I_stephen> when was that invizzi?
22:52 <Lilah> My MSN is over there -----> on my mac
22:54 <kibblz> aww be nice xarcos.
22:57 <kibblz> so rude
22:59 <invizzi> like a generation ago
23:03 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi is invizzi your alias?
23:09 <Bass`Babe85> omg trust issues now
23:10 <invizzi> yeah now it is
23:13 * Bass`Babe85 freaks out
23:16 <xarcos> I am being nice by giving helpful suggestions to your disability.
23:20 <invizzi> i used to be defeet2
23:26 <Lilah> muuuuuuuuuuustang sally now baby
23:27 <kibblz> oookay
23:29 <Bass`Babe85> lucky we never cybered
23:35 <invizzi> why not?
23:38 <I_stephen> I used to be called whocrazy, then whatsashadow, then mutineer
23:41 <Bass`Babe85> I'd have not added you to my orgy.. I mean F
23:42 <Bass`Babe85> B
23:48 <invizzi> i remember whatsashadow
23:55 <Bass`Babe85> I don'
23:55 <I_stephen> that was me
23:57 <Bass`Babe85> t
23:58 <invizzi> fuckbook?
24:01 <Lilah> My facebook smells like cheese.
24:08 <Bass`Babe85> I don't even remember guys I've screwwed nicknames
24:10 <Bass`Babe85> =\
24:15 <I_stephen> malina and angelicbabe were giving me a hard time
24:21 <diditforthelulz> lol turn away?
24:24 <xarcos> It's because you have TIMOTHY ROBERTS infested on yours.
24:24 <diditforthelulz> eh?
24:33 <invizzi> i changed my nick to invizzy because i was such a dickhead
24:33 <I_stephen> so I had to keep changing nicks
24:33 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos how do you know?
24:35 <Quincy> Bass`Babe85 have you ever taken 1 in the stink, 1 in the pink at the same time?
24:40 <Bass`Babe85> HOW DO YOU KNOW
24:53 <diditforthelulz> less caps plz
24:55 <diditforthelulz> :P
24:57 <Lilah> xarcos, I deleted him.
25:02 <invizzi> spit roast?
25:05 <Bass`Babe85> Quincy nope never had a threesum but I've used a vibrator on my clit while a guy went down on me
25:11 <xarcos> Oh, good. It shouldn't smell so badly then.
25:11 <Bass`Babe85> does that count as a threesum?
25:20 <Quincy> no spit roast is 1 cock in the mouth, 1 cock in the vadge
25:29 <Bass`Babe85> naww
25:34 <invizzi> Quincy: so one in the butt and pussy is a tripod?
25:44 <Quincy> sounds good
25:46 * mmm_something grabs his crank handle and apple
25:47 <Quincy> lets name it that
25:53 <Lilah> Road Merges Ahead
25:54 * xarcos dutch rudders Lilah.
26:03 <Lilah> I'll bite.
26:06 <Lilah> >:3
26:07 <I_stephen> delilah
26:10 <invizzi> are you guys playing an online game ?
26:10 <mmm_something> single or double rudder?
26:11 <Bass`Babe85> whats a dutch rudder?
26:20 <invizzi> kevin rudder
26:24 <I_stephen> hehe
26:28 <I_stephen> Nah, mr. sheen
26:40 <mmm_something> u dont know what a dutch rudder is?
26:40 <Bass`Babe85> I've only heard of a dutch oven.. It's when you fart and lock your partners head under the do0na cover.. it works even when they're asleep
26:47 <Bass`Babe85> plenty of fun for the whole family
26:49 <Bass`Babe85> and free
26:54 <Lilah> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
26:56 <invizzi> yeah i know about that too
27:00 * Lilah burps
27:06 * Lilah vomits on Bass`Babe85
27:10 <invizzi> what if you fart and your whole room is one big dutch oven?
27:12 <Lilah> Sawry
27:16 * Bass`Babe85 cleanses herself in spew
27:21 <Lilah> LOL invizzi
27:26 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi lmfao
27:33 <Lilah> That's a Nazi Gas Chamber
27:39 <mmm_something> what happens if ur dutch oven turns into a bosten steamer?
27:50 * I_stephen pushes Lilah and Bass`Babe85 into the shower, turns the cold water on and shuts and lock the door
27:50 <DeadMau5> juden juden juden
27:51 <invizzi> i dont know
28:01 <Bass`Babe85> juden
28:06 <xarcos> What happens when the turtle has an awesome orgasm?
28:13 <invizzi> has anyone ever tried to run over a rabbi?
28:14 <Bass`Babe85> it gets out of my bed?
28:15 <DeadMau5> yes juden
28:18 <DeadMau5> pui pui pui
28:19 <Bass`Babe85> juden
29:01 <database> SHITTING HELL
29:10 <DeadMau5> pui pui pui
29:26 <I_stephen> knock it off deadhead
29:38 <Bass`Babe85> shitting godly hell
29:42 <invizzi> lol xsurfer looks like a skinhead
29:49 <Bass`Babe85> yeah bad
29:49 Nick: efher is now known as efet
29:54 <Bass`Babe85> I love the rough ones
29:57 Part: Von_Smallhausen ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:58 <invizzi> cant spell good
30:09 <xarcos> Free turtle orgasms at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOHriDR8F8o
30:14 <Bass`Babe85> guy who can pick you up and fuck you and say thanks to your mum is a keeper
30:19 Nick: Shopping_With_You_Apparently is now known as AzzA
30:21 <I_stephen> anyone hear about the fire at silvertop taxis?
30:25 <invizzi> turtle orgasm was pasted by funcheeky chick all of last night
30:26 <Bass`Babe85> yep
30:30 Join: Ms-Brunette ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:44 <I_stephen> that is gonna really hurt
30:45 <xarcos> That sloth actually talks invizzi?
30:55 <Bass`Babe85> sloths are cute
30:55 <invizzi> pastes turtle orgasms
30:57 <Quincy> she's a big girl
31:00 <mmm_something> does that mean ur out of a job?
31:01 <Bass`Babe85> really
31:02 <invizzi> she is on a wheelchair
31:03 Join: SuREn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o SuREn
31:07 <Bass`Babe85> omg is it
31:10 <xarcos> It was probably her amateur porn.
31:12 <Bass`Babe85> what was her name
31:14 <Bass`Babe85> fuck
31:19 <invizzi> bron i think
31:20 <Quincy> can she feel her vagina?
31:23 <Bass`Babe85> bree
31:26 <invizzi> yeah bree
31:27 <Bass`Babe85> nah it was bree
31:29 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
31:33 <Bass`Babe85> that fat ugly bitch
31:34 <Bass`Babe85> omg
31:38 <Bass`Babe85> I still have her pic
31:43 <invizzi> lol i get her mixed up with oktoberchic
31:49 <mmm_something> post it lol
31:51 Part: Austin316 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:52 <Bass`Babe85> thats a dude
31:53 <invizzi> yeah
31:55 <Bass`Babe85> or a gay chick
32:06 <Bass`Babe85> mmm_something I'd have to find it by then it wouldn't be funny
32:07 <invizzi> they both have the same personality
32:10 <Bass`Babe85> but omg shes ugly
32:15 <Quincy> bron is not in a wheelchair. why are you talking about bron
32:23 <Bass`Babe85> brons sexy
32:27 <invizzi> yeah is htat the photo when she has 4 at the same time and she is looking in odd directions?
32:28 <mmm_something> worse that bron with her saggers out?
32:29 <Bass`Babe85> I'd fuck her if I had a dick
32:42 Join: Austin316 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:45 <Bass`Babe85> I even got a go0d pic of the old oper gaby
32:59 <invizzi> and there is one picture that is just a massive close up of her lips or something?
33:02 <DeadMau5> who is this bron everyones always talkin about
33:03 <Bass`Babe85> the one where her tummy is in a wheelbarrow and shes going into maccas drive thru
33:11 <mmm_something> lol
33:14 <invizzi> lets see
33:19 <xarcos> CHAIRMAN MAO
33:20 <Bass`Babe85> want me to download?
33:23 Part: blondie83 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:25 <invizzi> ?
33:28 <Bass`Babe85> upload
33:33 <DeadMau5> ya ya
33:36 <Bass`Babe85> wheres my fkn external dylan
33:42 <Bass`Babe85> hurry
33:43 <invizzi> upload to imagebay
33:46 <Bass`Babe85> these ppl are demanding
33:50 <DeadMau5> upload upskirt pics of bron
33:51 <invizzi> or whaever kids use these days
33:53 <Bass`Babe85> imageshack is what I use
33:56 <xarcos> Send me all your secrets Bass`Babe85 so I can use them against you?
34:00 <xarcos> Plzkthx.
34:03 <Bass`Babe85> DeadMau5 go fuck yourself
34:04 Join: MatureMac ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:08 <invizzi> this wheelbarrow pic sounds like a pissa
34:34 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos I used steriods when I was younger cause I was too small and my lungs weren't formed
34:45 <Bass`Babe85> it made my arm hair grow longer and my lungs work
34:48 <invizzi> really?
34:48 <Bass`Babe85> now you?
34:49 <kibblz> mm i just ate all the garlic bread
34:51 <kibblz> now for some more food.
34:54 <Bass`Babe85> yeah
34:55 <invizzi> my friends son is premature
35:00 <Bass`Babe85> I was born on steriods
35:06 <Bass`Babe85> truth^
35:07 <invizzi> hopefully he will turn out good
35:17 <Bass`Babe85> back in the 80's there wasn't much else you could do
35:20 Part: JeLlY_BaBy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
35:28 <xarcos> Can you beat sweaty males in arm wrestles?
35:30 <Bass`Babe85> now adays its different
35:43 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos nope.. I didn't get super strength
35:48 Join: nickson ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:51 <Bass`Babe85> just got to be more formed
35:57 <Bass`Babe85> hai nickson
35:59 <invizzi> can you get me some? i wanna wack some up and get huuuge
36:03 <Bass`Babe85> I dated nickson..
36:11 * Lilah returns
36:17 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao invizzi doesn't work like that
36:20 <nickson> hi
36:22 * Lilah hides under xarcos' arm
36:22 <Bass`Babe85> wb Lilah
36:24 <invizzi> oh
36:26 <Lilah> hawwo
36:30 <diditforthelulz> hai nickhead
36:31 * xarcos carries Lilah to the safehouse.
36:34 <invizzi> armpit sniffer
36:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v nickson
36:47 Nick: efet is now known as angelica
36:50 Join: unique_f ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:50 <Lilah> +10 Points
36:53 <Bass`Babe85> nickson has a voice
36:54 <Bass`Babe85> !
37:05 <Bass`Babe85> nickson whats up with bill having a stn?
37:06 <diditforthelulz> wasnt me >.>
37:06 <xarcos> Nixon in China.
37:16 <Bass`Babe85> what goes on in this so called stn?
37:25 <invizzi> bwan new nickson kamwa
37:30 <nickson> wat
37:32 <invizzi> 60 mega pisel
37:35 <Bass`Babe85> hes not new
37:36 <Lilah> Nikon.
37:40 <Bass`Babe85> nickson the stn
37:44 <Bass`Babe85> some radio thing
37:46 <Bass`Babe85> tell me more
37:55 Nick: angelica is now known as efet
38:14 <diditforthelulz> better thank be bish or i'll take it away!
38:15 Part: I_stephen ([email protected]) from #melbourne
38:17 <Bass`Babe85> nickson has seen me pee in the city in an alley way
38:21 <Bass`Babe85> it was exciting
38:29 Part: jonno ([email protected]) from #melbourne
38:31 <invizzi> for who
38:31 <Lilah> efet... feet, fete.
38:32 <diditforthelulz> me**
38:32 <nickson> yeh
38:36 <nickson> highlight of my life
38:36 <Bass`Babe85> him and his friends
38:42 <nickson> lol
39:00 Join: Italian27F ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:02 <Bass`Babe85> they spoke about it on irc and I got embarressed and said it wasn't true
39:05 <xarcos> Efreet.
39:05 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
39:06 <xarcos> Ifrit.
39:08 <xarcos> Fire demon.
39:13 <Bass`Babe85> fritzel
39:13 <Lilah> teerfe
39:14 <xarcos> Djinni.
39:16 <invizzi> now that xsurfer knows i checked his profile and will bash me
39:19 <Bass`Babe85> joseph
39:24 <Lilah> Basement Babe.
39:25 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao invizzi
39:26 <Bass`Babe85> how?
39:27 <xarcos> Harun Al-Rashid.
39:32 <Bass`Babe85> baseball babe
39:44 <xarcos> Hahaha at basement babe.
39:48 <xarcos> Basement`Babe85
39:49 <Lilah> ;D
39:53 <Bass`Babe85> sounds kinky
39:55 <invizzi> ill add 100 of the least attractive girls
39:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v nickson
39:57 <Bass`Babe85> like fo0t licking
39:58 <invizzi> thats tonighes mission
39:59 <xarcos> Why didn't I think of that :'(
40:05 <Lilah> I'm obviously more edgy
40:06 <Bass`Babe85> you fail
40:07 <Lilah> and cool
40:09 <Bass`Babe85> thats wqhy
40:10 <Lilah> did I mention edgy?
40:11 <Bass`Babe85> why even
40:14 * xarcos cuts Lilah.
40:18 <Bass`Babe85> the edgy is the gay
40:21 <Lilah> Oooh, more, I liek eet.
40:24 <Bass`Babe85> some guy pulled my hair there
40:29 Part: TurK ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:40 * Lilah is Captain of U.S.S. Edgy
40:43 <xarcos> I need moar Board of Canada.
40:47 <invizzi> must concentrate now
40:49 <xarcos> +s
40:50 Part: invizzi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:52 <Bass`Babe85> nickson you should've taken me to the edgy you're closer to mentone than me
41:18 * Lilah feels Bass`Babe85's edgy face
41:22 Join: TurK ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:28 <Bass`Babe85> it's quite edgy isn't it
41:35 <xarcos> My dad asked me the other day why my MSN profile said that I bury postoffice employees in my backyard.
41:37 <Bass`Babe85> my chin used to be micheal jacksons
41:46 <Lilah> HAHAHA
41:48 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao xarcos
41:52 <xarcos> He had the most serious face too.
41:58 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
42:10 Join: takemeonn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:21 <Bass`Babe85> tacos for dinner but instead of taco shells fajita bread wrap things
42:22 <Bass`Babe85> yummm
42:30 <Lilah> I hope you replied that you had insufficient data for a meaningful reply
42:45 <xarcos> No... I told him that I wrote that profile over 10 years ago, and that I wasn't surprised at how late he was at reading it.
42:45 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao Lilah
42:48 Part: elissa ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:08 <xarcos> Although, the Multivac answer would be pretty good too.
43:08 <Bass`Babe85> bet you elissa is a man
43:25 <Bass`Babe85> Dylan make the bed and find my external
43:33 <Bass`Babe85> or I'll delete your wow character
43:38 <Lilah> Computer, recognise Picard, Jean-Luc.
43:44 <diditforthelulz> make me
43:45 <Bass`Babe85> and while your @ it, pay for my extension on wow
43:48 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
43:48 <diditforthelulz> you wouldnt dare!
43:53 <Bass`Babe85> lies
43:57 <Bass`Babe85> I so fkn would
43:58 <xarcos> Are you sure you want to delete this character? Type "DELETE" to confirm because we think you're a dumbfuck who can't use a keyboard.
44:01 <Bass`Babe85> I'm VAPID
44:15 <Lilah> It almost sounds awesome, Bass`Babe85
44:19 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao xarcos yeah I always wondered why they wanted you type delete
44:20 <diditforthelulz> lol xarcos
44:21 <Lilah> Don't fuck with me, I'm a vapid bitch.
44:32 <xarcos> Vapid vorpal bitch.
44:37 * xarcos shines Lilah's canines.
44:38 <Lilah> Vapid Vorky.
44:39 <Bass`Babe85> but if you're a bitch is too exciting to make you vapid
44:40 <Bass`Babe85> =\
44:51 <Bass`Babe85> more dull less exciting kgo
44:53 <Bass`Babe85> =P
45:02 <Lilah> Vapid Virgin.
45:18 <Bass`Babe85> VAPID VAL
45:23 Join: jonno ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:28 <jonno> dc
45:30 <Bass`Babe85> I work in a hotel as a cleaning slave
45:32 <Bass`Babe85> wb jonno
45:35 <demon`> bok bok chikn
45:38 <jonno> ty mel
45:40 <Bass`Babe85> DAVE
45:42 <Bass`Babe85> hai
45:47 Part: kibblz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:50 <jonno> hi demon`
45:52 <Lilah> Museltof!
45:57 <demon`> hai jonno, melmo
45:58 <xarcos> After typing "I typed 'faggot' into google image search and your picture came up" on someone's Facebook, he replied: "not very nice mate".
46:00 <Bass`Babe85> duck duck go0se **tags dave & runs**
46:04 * xarcos flexes.
46:07 <Lilah> Mazel tov!
46:17 <demon`> i ar a chickn
46:18 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos wtf
46:19 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
46:19 <Lilah> votel Maz
46:25 <demon`> possibly an ugly chicken
46:26 <database> does anyone know a good forum where i can get computer tech support
46:27 <Bass`Babe85> I are a taco mongo0se
46:31 <demon`> but definately not a goose
46:32 <demon`> lol
46:35 <xarcos> database: www.walrus.com
46:41 <demon`> lol taco taco taco
46:49 <Bass`Babe85> demon` you need like 3000+ new pics
46:56 <Bass`Babe85> for your naked site
46:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v+v demon demon`
46:58 <database> umm what is that
47:00 <Bass`Babe85> =D
47:09 <database> i need hardware support not internet help
47:19 <demon`> sanks dylmo<3
47:20 <Bass`Babe85> database did you die earlier?
47:26 <database> huh
47:28 <Calin> what the hell is going on in melbourne this weekend
47:33 <demon`> nyoonoodz
47:35 <xarcos> Your face.
47:36 <Bass`Babe85> weekend?
47:37 <diditforthelulz> np <3
47:37 <Calin> hotels are all booked out or at full rate this saturday night
47:42 <Bass`Babe85> Calin get with the program
47:43 <Calin> what the hell is the deal
47:44 <Quincy> MelbourneTASTIC!!
47:46 <Bass`Babe85> ohhhh
47:53 <Calin> some event or something on ?
47:58 <Bass`Babe85> maybe
48:03 <Bass`Babe85> you can stay @ my mums
48:07 <Bass`Babe85> she co0ks?
48:23 Nick: efet is now known as angelica
48:28 <demon`> lol, daves hairy pissflaps naked erotica and kink fetish catering site
48:30 <demon`> lol
48:32 <Calin> you know.. you could just say you don't know
48:45 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao dave
48:46 <Lilah> COME ON BABY
48:48 <Bass`Babe85> sounds excting
48:49 <Lilah> Let's do the twist
48:52 <Lilah> bop bop
48:57 <Bass`Babe85> Calin I don't know
49:01 <Bass`Babe85> I'm too sexy to know
49:01 <xarcos> Do the oobie doobie with all your might.
49:02 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
49:08 <Calin> *shudder*
49:11 <Lilah> xarcos, I think I love you.
49:12 <Calin> ok.. cool
49:14 <Bass`Babe85> lies @ shudder
49:17 <Lilah> OOOOooooooooooooobie doooobie
49:21 <demon`> bbl, fewd time
49:21 <database> im having trouble quiting my IRC adddiction
49:23 <xarcos> Love is gross.
49:27 <Calin> a girl on irc claiming to be sexy ? gross...
49:28 <Quincy> Bass`Babe85 post a recent pic of you being sexy
49:32 <Quincy> prefer bra and panties
49:35 <Calin> i have seen girls on irc that claim being sexy...
49:44 <Calin> it's a very ugly affair
49:49 <Bass`Babe85> I dun think anyone wants to see the "joker"
49:50 <Calin> but .. you know what, good for you
49:50 * Lilah queries xarcos' network
49:51 <Bass`Babe85> in action
49:52 <Quincy> amen to that Calin
49:54 <database> I love BBW';s--------- big beautiful women
49:55 <xarcos> Have you seen girls in real-life that claim to be sexy?
49:56 <Calin> im glad you have that confidence
49:57 <xarcos> They're even worse!
50:09 <Quincy> irc is the p lace to be for BBW
50:09 * Lilah looks like a mop
50:15 <Quincy> well Big Women anyway
50:16 <database> oh yeah?
50:20 <Bass`Babe85> Calin add me to facebo0k then
50:23 <Bass`Babe85> you asshole
50:28 * demon` now believes Lilah to be /queer-y
50:31 <Bass`Babe85> I bet 100 bux you masturbate
50:34 Join: Luke883030 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:39 * Lilah does Bass`Babe85
50:40 <Quincy> just link a pic big Bass`Babe85
50:40 <Calin> im .. not sure how that is going to help anybody
50:49 <Quincy> stop trying to con people to add you
50:53 <Luke883030> hey does anyone know if you can still send sms from mirc? i remember years ago you could
50:56 <database> my ex best friend from HS deleted me from facebook
50:56 <Bass`Babe85> Quincy Why so you can call me fat?
50:59 <Bass`Babe85> and a joker?
51:01 <database> for no reason
51:10 <Calin> going through the whole.. adding you to facebook.. just to be dissapointed
51:14 <Calin> what a hassle.. thanks though
51:20 <Bass`Babe85> you can block me?
51:24 <Bass`Babe85> I'm blockable
51:29 <xarcos> You are a block.
51:30 <Calin> besides .. my girlfriend might ask questions.. it would just be weird
51:38 <Bass`Babe85> your gf is hot
51:38 <Calin> i appreciate the sentiment.. im sure you are sexy
51:40 <Quincy> big girls like to have a lot of friends on face book
51:40 <Bass`Babe85> I'd do her
51:48 <Quincy> helps their insecurities
51:51 <Calin> good on you for being sexy
51:52 <Bass`Babe85> Quincy yeah I have 215
51:55 Join: obvaap ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:55 Quit: obvaap ([email protected]) Changing hosts
51:55 Join: obvaap ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:55 Part: obvaap ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:57 <Lilah> xarcos is hot.
51:58 <Lilah> I'd do him.
52:03 <xarcos> I hate everyone with 200+ friends.
52:06 <xarcos> Fucking losers.
52:10 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
52:10 <Luke883030> hey does anyone know if you can still send sms from mirc? i remember years ago you could
52:24 <Calin> hah ! that would be cool
52:29 <Calin> i never heard of you being able to do that
52:34 <Luke883030> years ago you could
52:39 Join: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
52:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
52:41 <xarcos> You could, write it yourself.
52:42 <Luke883030> like im talking maybe 5 years
52:46 <Bass`Babe85> Calin your gf would sex me
52:53 <Quincy> that's a long time ago
52:56 <Calin> i .. doubt it
53:05 <Calin> Luke883030.. seriously... you can't afford an sms ?
53:15 <Calin> rough deal
53:24 <DeadMau5> no credit
53:25 <Quincy> sms's cost me 8c
53:27 <Quincy> not bad
53:29 <Luke883030> nah i can afford it, i just dont want my number to appear on the one im sending
53:37 <Calin> Luke883030 stop stalking / spamming
53:41 <Calin> weirdo
53:43 <Luke883030> im not spamming or stalking
53:48 <Calin> sureeee
53:59 <Luke883030> i just asked a question, if you cant help me no need to be rude about it
54:00 <Quincy> Luke883030 give me the message and the number you want the message sent to.
54:03 <Quincy> i'll sms for you
54:07 * xarcos sends Lilah down to engineering to realign his dilithium crystals.
54:10 <Luke883030> nah its ok
54:19 <Quincy> i tried to help
54:23 <Luke883030> thanks mate
55:30 <DeadMau5> allahhhhhhh akbar
55:38 * Lilah ejects the warpcore
56:04 <DeadMau5> is Lilah a hot geek girl?
56:06 <DeadMau5> or fatty?
56:08 Join: ADRIANA-XENIDES ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:29 <diditforthelulz> Lilah is a man :P
56:30 <diditforthelulz> jks
56:45 <database> im a cute guy
56:47 Part: Luke883030 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:05 <Calin> database maybe you should send Bass`Babe85 a message.. i think you two would hit it off
57:25 <Bass`Babe85> yeah we have
57:26 <xarcos> Maybe you should eat some cheese.
57:27 <Bass`Babe85> I fuck him
57:33 <Bass`Babe85> he's so last summer
57:37 <Calin> haha...
58:00 Join: slower ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:04 <Lilah> DeadMau5: I look like a mop.
58:08 <Bass`Babe85> Calin sounds like an ugly ranger who could only get his gf out of pity.. crying and begging and whatnot
58:09 <Lilah> diditforthelulz: a male map.
58:11 Join: RichardFeynman ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:13 <Bass`Babe85> I'm no longer interested
58:15 <Bass`Babe85> =(
58:16 <diditforthelulz> :P
58:28 <diditforthelulz> i thin Calin is 40 and bald
58:29 <diditforthelulz> n single
58:33 <diditforthelulz> maybe a virgin
58:34 <diditforthelulz> :D
58:36 <Bass`Babe85> duck duck go0se
58:39 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
58:43 <Calin> haha .. all of these are great suggestions
58:43 <demon`> name of Robert
58:45 <demon`> lol
58:49 <diditforthelulz> ffs everytime i alt tab i die
58:50 Join: adam_vic ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:50 <diditforthelulz> :(
58:53 <diditforthelulz> stupid WoW
58:55 <Lilah> VAPID VIRGIN CALIN
58:55 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao robert cline
58:57 <diditforthelulz> hai davey <3
59:03 <demon`> hadyl<3
59:06 <diditforthelulz> lol Lilah
59:09 <demon`> cpufail dyl
59:13 Join: Hot-GUy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:20 <diditforthelulz> davey come play WoW with me!
59:24 <Bass`Babe85> hadyl sounds arabic
59:36 <diditforthelulz> LOL
00:05 <demon`> i cant wow
00:09 <demon`> i have works to do
00:11 <demon`> lol
00:12 <demon`> <3
00:13 <diditforthelulz> LIES
00:13 <diditforthelulz> LOL
00:15 <Bass`Babe85> wow is healthy for your sperm levels
00:26 <xarcos> Lilah is me, so she'd be hot.
00:34 <Calin> i never understood the whole wow thing
00:39 <Lilah> One and the same. check the user id
00:42 <Lilah> >:3
00:44 <demon`> ar u telling me
00:45 <xarcos> We're one person with two personalities. Paranoid schizophreniacs represent.
00:46 <diditforthelulz> FIRE KABAB
00:47 <Calin> im not much into the the fantasy .. multi player thing
00:54 <Lilah> \m/
00:58 <Calin> give me a good solid 30 minutes of xbox and ill be happy
01:00 <demon`> WoW will make me jizztastic?
01:21 <Bass`Babe85> yes
01:22 <Calin> i know some dude that used to play it every night till 4am... i don't care what game it is.. thats retarded
01:23 <RichardFeynman> Isn't it DID?
01:29 <diditforthelulz> ja davey
01:30 <diditforthelulz> :D
01:30 Join: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
01:32 <kokothemonkey> putting laptops on your lap lowers your fertility for men
01:36 <database> bzzzzzzzz
01:58 <Bee_Hornet> Greenhouse gas emissions - Radio New Zealand
02:00 <xarcos> My crotch caught on fire once from putting my laptop on my lap.
02:00 <Bass`Babe85> I notice when I play wow alot of 14yr olds follow me and try to help me with quests and it gets so hurtful cause they call me a no0blette when I tell them to fuck off and die
02:01 <Calin> especially because he had a girlfriend.. although.. she was a slapper.. so i dont blame him for turning to wow
02:03 <RichardFeynman> Why would anyone want to be fertile?
02:05 <Bee_Hornet> hi bees
02:05 <Bass`Babe85> I'm like a wow pedo
02:06 <Bass`Babe85> =\
02:40 <kokothemonkey> i hang out in barrens chat
02:54 <Bee_Hornet> kung-fu master
03:16 <Bee_Hornet> I hang out in shemale's club
03:31 <xarcos> [1. General - The Barrens] Legoluz: chuk noris
03:39 <Bass`Babe85> barthalis ftw
03:43 <Calin> haha.. im watching the marrisa tomei episode of seinfeld
03:48 <diditforthelulz> lol mel rookii was helping a 14 year old yesterday
03:48 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
03:51 <Bass`Babe85> oh and frostmore has my blo0d elf
03:55 Part: mikey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:58 Join: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:00 <Bass`Babe85> diditforthelulz probably his new gf
04:03 <Bass`Babe85> I love ro0kii
04:05 Join: mikey ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:06 <Bass`Babe85> I hope he dies
04:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa mikey mikey
04:10 <Bass`Babe85> mikey hai
04:13 <Bass`Babe85> speak of the devil
04:14 <Bass`Babe85> jks
04:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I LOVE YOU ALL
04:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@0168e06e.bigpond.net.au
04:23 Kick: database was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) I'm not a fan of flooders.)
04:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> God loves Everyone
04:32 <Bass`Babe85> flo0ders?
04:33 <WiLd_TuRkeY> he is merciful
04:46 <stebie> yep, i'm several hours late.
04:48 <Bass`Babe85> WiLd_TuRkeY god loved my mothers vagina and thats how I came into this world
04:53 <Bee_Hornet> i have sinned
04:56 <Bass`Babe85> stebie work okay?
05:04 <diditforthelulz> LOL
05:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im into purebreed humans
05:12 <diditforthelulz> nearly took out a 74 druid
05:13 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> :o
05:16 <diditforthelulz> hai stebz <3
05:21 Join: TheStig ([email protected]) to #melbourne
05:21 <Bass`Babe85> ADRIANA-XENIDES hot nick
05:25 <SuREn> L�L
05:27 <Bass`Babe85> and you @ your age are too
05:27 <RichardFeynman> Pompeii
05:31 <SuREn> L�L
05:33 <SuREn> she is
05:34 <Bee_Hornet> I m yet evulating
05:37 <Bass`Babe85> yeah bad
05:41 Join: Lucinda ([email protected]) to #melbourne
05:42 <Bass`Babe85> isn't she married to buckley?
05:42 <diditforthelulz> hai SuREn
05:45 <Lilah> Veni Vidi Vici
05:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> begone satan
05:47 <mikey> Bass`Babe85 hi :)
05:47 <RichardFeynman> Is ADRIANA-XENIDES the one who had depression?
05:49 <SuREn> sup
05:50 Join: dikm4mhoppers ([email protected]) to #melbourne
05:52 <mikey> SuREn :)
05:54 <diditforthelulz> fark all
05:55 <Bass`Babe85> RichardFeynman yeah
05:55 <SuREn> mikola
05:57 <diditforthelulz> hai mikey <3
06:00 <mikey> hai!
06:02 <xarcos> I just Veni.
06:02 <Bass`Babe85> she was bald for abit too
06:08 <stebie> mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
06:10 <Bee_Hornet> tiny aliens colony in Saturn's moon
06:14 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos I want bacon and ham
06:17 <Bass`Babe85> stew
06:17 Join: nightblade ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> when i win lotto im going to write my fucking name in the sky
06:22 <Bee_Hornet> they are so tiny n cute
06:23 <Lilah> BACON BOOOOOOOOONE
06:26 <xarcos> Throw yourself in a woodchipper then Bass`Babe85.
06:27 <RichardFeynman> I guess spinning those letters all day, every day could be depressing.
06:27 <mikey> stebieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
06:32 * stebie cuddles mikey
06:36 <Lilah> ^_o
06:40 Part: bloodfart ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:40 Part: dikm4mhoppers ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:46 * mikey stebie a cuddle :)
06:53 * xarcos spews.
06:58 * Lilah stebie mikey a cuddle
06:59 <RichardFeynman> I don't eat meat. I am sure it is related to my homophobia.
07:00 * Lilah vomits.
07:01 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos Who told you I'm fat and ripped my pants when I sat down and ran home with my scho0l diary covering me undie bum bum
07:03 * WiLd_TuRkeY cleans xarcos spew up
07:03 <Bass`Babe85> WHO
07:08 <Lilah> WHOIS
07:08 <xarcos> You did.
07:09 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> no. i co-hosted wheel of fortune for 18 years
07:13 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
07:13 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> and then had to quit due to depression
07:16 <xarcos> FINGER
07:20 <Lilah> TIME
07:21 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> that and the fact i was old
07:30 <RichardFeynman> What prompted the depression?
07:34 <Bee_Hornet> Cats know about E.T
07:36 <Bass`Babe85> I once ripped my scho0l dress on a nail and held it together with a scho0l diary
07:39 <diditforthelulz> FUCK OFF whored >.<
07:39 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> the fact john burgess was even refusing to have sex with me
07:41 <Jeffy> ADRIANA-XENIDES: could the fact that your a guy called 'matthew' suggest why you had it
07:57 <Bass`Babe85> and I let a girl use my diary to cover her bleeding snatch stains on her scho0l dress
08:00 Part: jonno ([email protected]) from #melbourne
08:03 <Bass`Babe85> fuck I'm a go0d dedicated person
08:04 <Lilah> :X
08:05 Join: Nlck ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:15 <xarcos> That girl was me.
08:16 <Bee_Hornet> bleeing is healthy
08:21 <Lilah> People suck.
08:22 <Bass`Babe85> bleeing?
08:24 <Bee_Hornet> wish i did that too
08:25 <RichardFeynman> The diary really is a problem solver.
08:28 <Bass`Babe85> ppl fail @ life
08:31 * Lilah blees over Bass`Babe85
08:33 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> jeffy. no.
08:36 <Bass`Babe85> RichardFeynman very much so
08:38 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> but thanks for the concern.
08:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i used mine to throw at people
08:44 * Bass`Babe85 blees Lilah's hair
08:44 * xarcos blees all over the place.
08:48 <diditforthelulz> BLEEINGGGGGGGG
08:55 <Bass`Babe85> caps diditforthelulz
08:55 * WiLd_TuRkeY is a bully
08:56 <Lilah> FANKCU
08:56 <Bass`Babe85> caps
09:01 <xarcos> SPACE MONKEY.
09:02 * Bee_Hornet gushes before he get dressed for the party
09:05 Kick: diditforthelulz was kicked by ChanOP ([diditforthelulz] less caps plz)
09:05 Join: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
09:07 <diditforthelulz> :(
09:08 <diditforthelulz> ok
09:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
09:11 <diditforthelulz> sorry
09:11 <Lilah> Starring Bruce Willis
09:13 <RichardFeynman> This girl at school used to give "diary-slaps".
09:14 <Bass`Babe85> omg I hope neighbours dies
09:18 <xarcos> Broce Wollos
09:22 <Bass`Babe85> I actually cried a week ago watching it
09:22 <RichardFeynman> They made a good sound.
09:27 <Lilah> Brillis Wuce
09:37 <Bee_Hornet> fun city
09:39 <Bass`Babe85> hope my female ways die
09:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> congrations on the baby
09:44 <Bass`Babe85> sin city
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09:46 <Bass`Babe85> conbras
09:51 <Lilah> Cobras
09:54 <Bass`Babe85> yup
09:54 <Lilah> Converse
09:56 <Bass`Babe85> thats the one
09:57 <RichardFeynman> woman times
10:04 * zoes has finnished intensive workout
10:04 <xarcos> Contra.
10:05 <Bee_Hornet> Rambo
10:18 <Bee_Hornet> zoes is a honey n �
10:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi zoes
10:25 <Bass`Babe85> omg I hope that pan... wait
10:29 <RichardFeynman> intensive work out? masturbating on webcam?
10:30 <Bass`Babe85> I'll get banned
10:32 * Bee_Hornet digs out his graveyard
10:35 <Bass`Babe85> I'm refuse to type it
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10:48 <diditforthelulz> LOL
11:02 <Bass`Babe85> I'm refuse?
11:03 <WiLd_TuRkeY> how much do u make an hour RichardFeynman
11:07 <Bass`Babe85> I REFUSE.
11:07 <diditforthelulz> zoes == zoe?
11:09 * xarcos has finished an intensive orgasm.
11:14 <Bass`Babe85> diditforthelulz nah
11:17 <diditforthelulz> ohhh
11:18 <diditforthelulz> k
11:20 <Bass`Babe85> that zoes in here
11:20 <diditforthelulz> LOL
11:21 <Bee_Hornet> well girl, have n nice chat dont munch on rugs too much behave i shall be back in gay hours
11:23 <Bass`Babe85> is actually normal
11:27 <diditforthelulz> WoW
11:28 <RichardFeynman> I make 3 cigarettes an hour, you?
11:28 <diditforthelulz> srs
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11:29 <Bee_Hornet> :p
11:32 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
11:32 <Bass`Babe85> yep
11:37 Nick: Jonno1 is now known as jonno
11:39 <diditforthelulz> 1.5$?
11:45 <diditforthelulz> nasty
11:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pretty cheap for masterbating on cam
11:57 <Bass`Babe85> mmm masturbating on cam
12:01 <Bass`Babe85> seen alot of that
12:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v jonno
12:03 <Calin> hey Bass`Babe85.. do you know two chatters from brisbane in muntersinc - keir and kate ?
12:07 <diditforthelulz> fkn chanop is laggy
12:11 <Bass`Babe85> yes
12:12 <diditforthelulz> yes
12:13 <Bass`Babe85> very well
12:15 <Calin> ah kk
12:16 <diditforthelulz> we di
12:17 * MatureMac is away: BBL.Shower timerz.
12:19 <diditforthelulz> why>
12:19 <Bass`Babe85> I even know their doggy
12:26 <diditforthelulz> do**
12:29 <Bass`Babe85> they're engaged now
12:30 <Calin> haha.. elly ?
12:35 <Bass`Babe85> those cuties
12:39 <Bass`Babe85> yup
12:43 <diditforthelulz> Calin munters is mine :P
12:50 <diditforthelulz> also dont spam in here buddy :)
12:56 <Calin> who is spamming ?
12:58 <Bass`Babe85> it's not spam
13:00 <Bass`Babe85> you fgt
13:04 <diditforthelulz> eh is
13:08 <Bass`Babe85> he was talking about kate and keir
13:11 <Bass`Babe85> not the channel
13:16 <Bass`Babe85> HE ISNT
13:22 <Bass`Babe85> he was asking a question
13:24 Part: nightblade ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:28 <Calin> you are .. very odd diditforthelulz
13:30 <Lilah> Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooon
13:36 <Bass`Babe85> forkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
13:38 <Lilah> We're all very odd, Calin.
13:39 <Lilah> What of it?
13:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a wanna be cop
13:39 <Bass`Babe85> kniffffffffffffffffffffffffffffe
13:44 <Bass`Babe85> salad
13:49 <Lilah> SALAD FINGERS
13:50 <diditforthelulz> Calin doubt it. ask keir or kate :)
13:51 Part: babee_doll87 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:52 <Bass`Babe85> omg
13:55 <Bass`Babe85> salad fingers
13:57 <Lilah> :D:D:D
14:01 <Bass`Babe85> HUBERT CUMBERDALE
14:03 Join: Rob_Hot ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:05 * Lilah giggles like an idiot
14:08 <Calin> diditforthelulz stop spamming in here idiot.
14:10 <diditforthelulz> fancy meeting you here
14:17 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
14:20 <diditforthelulz> where did i spam?
14:24 <diditforthelulz> please enlighten me.
14:27 <Calin> de ja vu ?
14:27 <Bass`Babe85> I love the ep when he eats his own head
14:28 <xarcos> I like it when the red water comes out.
14:29 <Bass`Babe85> winrar
14:33 <diditforthelulz> no, none at all
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14:44 * WiLd_TuRkeY flashs a torch in diditforthelulz eyes
14:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> enlightend?
14:53 <diditforthelulz> lol WiLd_TuRkeY
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15:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
15:08 <Bass`Babe85> I want a hickey on my thigh
15:10 <Bass`Babe85> hint hint
15:12 * Geek-Girl throws crickets at Xarcos.
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15:17 * Bass`Babe85 spew burps
15:21 <diditforthelulz> LOL
15:33 <Bass`Babe85> you can throw crickets
15:47 <stebie> spewrps
16:13 <Bass`Babe85> why would that dead girl off neighbours call her daughter india?
16:17 <Bass`Babe85> this is blasphomy
16:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sorta wonder why they call israel, israel
16:39 Part: LaMayo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:44 Part: takemeonn ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:44 Part: unique_f ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> who the fuck is jacob
16:53 <Geek-Girl> But you don't play bass guitar and I don't think you are a fish either.
16:58 <Bass`Babe85> I'd never call my kid after a poxy name
16:58 * WiLd_TuRkeY tones it down
16:59 <Geek-Girl> That is blasphomy.
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17:11 <Bass`Babe85> Geek-Girl THE BEAT you fucking clown THE BEAT
17:13 Part: ADRIANA-XENIDES ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:14 <RichardFeynman> Is that like blasphemy?
17:31 <Geek-Girl> Lol.
17:37 <Bass`Babe85> "the bass the beats the melody"
17:40 <Bass`Babe85> you wanker
17:49 <Bass`Babe85> anywho **pushes Geek-Girl aside**
17:52 <Geek-Girl> Ok ok, I will let you be the fish.
18:14 <diditforthelulz> facepalm
18:24 <diditforthelulz> Geek-Girl, not so much of a geek
18:28 <xarcos> Basement`Babe85.
18:58 <doctor> suxcox
18:59 <Bass`Babe85> lick a dick a day me?
19:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i recommend every 6 months to see a dentist
20:03 <WiLd_TuRkeY> parents who do not take there children to the dentist every 6 months face prosecution
20:13 <doctor> fuck that
20:20 <doctor> dentists just like to belittle people
20:49 <doctor> "you haven't been brushing, i can tell. all your teeth will fall out and you will die of aids"
21:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we could write all the laws in the world.. doesnt mean anyone is going to obey them
21:21 <doctor> and they have silly names like rhajidina esetesophilopitate
21:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cept a scene it mah
22:31 * Geek-Girl gives Xarcos a bucket of paint, 2 horseshoes and candle stick holder.
22:55 * WiLd_TuRkeY stitches everyone up
23:00 <Lilah> Thanks, doc.
23:06 * xarcos makes a photon phase displacement field and fires it into Geek-Girl's atrophied temporal shell.
23:13 <doctor> Geek-Girl have you fucked xarcos yet?
23:22 <Bass`Babe85> lol
23:25 * MatureMac is back (gone 00:11:08)
23:28 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos doesnt fuck
23:31 <Bass`Babe85> anyone but Lilah
23:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> silly question doctor are you questioning xarcos's abiltiy to get laid?
23:38 <Lilah> I don't have genitals.
23:41 <xarcos> I'm a virgin.
23:44 <xarcos> Sorry boys.
23:48 <Lilah> Only turbolifts.
23:58 <Lilah> They're multi-directional. It's rad.
24:05 <Lilah> Welcome to the bridge, Mr. LaForge.
24:20 <Bass`Babe85> I hung my kitty upside down while watching that asian bird on neighbours sing
24:25 <doctor> you should catch up with Geek-Girl, shes seems like the type who would be willing to sleep with anything
24:30 <Bass`Babe85> she sounds like my spew
24:36 <Lilah> I sound like spew.
24:53 <Bass`Babe85> my kitten is so vapid
24:55 <Lilah> I dislike that bourbon is starting to taste like my vomit. >:/
24:58 <doctor> my cat pissed me off 10 minutes ago cause he dugs his claws into my back
25:00 <Lilah> vapid kitty!
25:08 <doctor> bourbon is terrible
25:10 <Geek-Girl> I feel like playing Sam and Max.
25:21 * xarcos throws doctor into a wood chipper with Bass`Babe85.
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25:26 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Quit: invader blood runs through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants... the pants command me! do not ignore my veins!
25:26 <Bass`Babe85> Lilah dun you hate that
25:34 <Lilah> Yes >:3
25:38 * SuREn pokes Lilah
25:42 <Lilah> Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuren
25:47 <Bass`Babe85> bourbon makes me shit heaps the next day
25:51 <Lilah> Dude, I swear you disappear for weeks at a time.
25:51 <Bass`Babe85> =\
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26:01 <Lilah> LOL, can't say I share that :[
26:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
26:07 * Geek-Girl puts a coat hanger around Xarcos' face.
26:07 Part: Calin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
26:17 <Lilah> That's not how you pick a lock!
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26:23 <Bass`Babe85> I once did 7 shits the morning after alot of woodstock
26:26 <xarcos> I would rather eat spew mixed with cat feces than bourbon.
26:31 <Lilah> Hahahaha, DUDE
26:37 <xarcos> It is so gross.
26:43 <Bass`Babe85> beer ftw
26:51 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos isn't legal to drink beer
26:54 <xarcos> :(
26:55 <xarcos> I am 12.
26:56 <Lilah> xarc you hardly ever drink, straight-edge face.
27:04 <xarcos> ...
27:08 <xarcos> Don't ever call em straight-edge.
27:18 <Lilah> Will you fire a torpedo at me?
27:20 <Bass`Babe85> straight edge buttox?
27:22 <Lilah> I might like that.
27:22 <diditforthelulz> LOL
27:27 <xarcos> I'll fucking eject you out the hangar bay.
27:37 <Bass`Babe85> I like planes
27:39 <Bass`Babe85> and kebabs
27:40 <Lilah> Shit, sorry, my painting made you dizzy
27:41 <Lilah> :(
27:44 Nick: Hot-GUy is now known as Hot-Guy
27:52 <Bass`Babe85> Lilah make a facebo0k
27:58 <Lilah> Bass`Babe85, I haves one.
28:02 <xarcos> I get high by myself. I don't need your silly materials to help me.
28:03 <Bass`Babe85> add me
28:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v xarcos
28:08 * xarcos pats brain.
28:11 <Bass`Babe85> I'm apparently not on private
28:18 Join: kibblz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:25 <Bass`Babe85> wb kibblzkurse
28:27 <Lilah> Oh.
28:37 <Lilah> Sorry for not being good enough then, xarcos.
28:48 * kibblz kurses you
28:57 * Bass`Babe85 bez kursesed
28:59 Join: terri ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:59 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
29:01 * Geek-Girl chews on Xarcos' brain.
29:04 Part: adam_vic ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:10 <kibblz> lol thats not how you spell it anyway.
29:12 <Bass`Babe85> new ep is supposed to be released tonight
29:14 Nick: EvilTemptress is now known as EvilTempBNCaway
29:15 <Bass`Babe85> cursed
29:17 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
29:20 <kibblz> yeah
29:22 <xarcos> I hate Kurse.
29:23 <kibblz> shit
29:23 <xarcos> Fucking troll.
29:26 <Bass`Babe85> I was trying to ummm
29:28 <diditforthelulz> new ep?
29:30 <kibblz> i need to catch up
29:30 <xarcos> TROLL SHAMAN.
29:32 <Bass`Babe85> tru blo0d
29:35 <diditforthelulz> naw was ment to be release last night
29:40 <diditforthelulz> but still nada
29:45 <Bass`Babe85> Lilah do you like vampires and naked people?
29:50 <kibblz> every mon nights
29:55 <diditforthelulz> ja
29:57 * xarcos escorts Geek-Girl to the brig.
30:02 <kibblz> which is sunday over there.
30:08 <Bass`Babe85> whats a brig?
30:11 <diditforthelulz> yup
30:12 Join: Calin ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:13 <Lilah> I like naked vampires, Bass`Babe85.
30:14 <kibblz> i doubt theres one this week.
30:18 * Geek-Girl gives Xarcos flowers.
30:19 <diditforthelulz> but e06 isnt out yet kibblz
30:21 <diditforthelulz> :S
30:29 <Bass`Babe85> wb Calin
30:32 <diditforthelulz> why do you doubt it?
30:33 Join: JamesDen ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:34 <Bass`Babe85> friend of a friend person
30:44 <Bass`Babe85> Lilah download tru blo0d
30:49 <Bass`Babe85> it is EPIC
30:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a friend of a friend knows my friend weho is a friend of a friend
30:54 <kibblz> well its tuesday. and still nothing.
31:10 Part: {NaVi} ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:21 <Bass`Babe85> I'd fuck bill the vampire so hard
31:29 <Bass`Babe85> I dun care if hes 3000 yrs old
31:40 <kibblz> thats your cue diditforthelulz
31:41 <Bass`Babe85> brb far out
31:47 <kibblz> to say you'd fuck sookeh
31:55 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao def
31:59 <kibblz> true blood S02e06 HDTV XviD NoTV
32:02 * Lilah is away: Go fuck yourself.
32:03 <kibblz> yesterday
32:03 Nick: Lilah is now known as Lilah[away]
32:03 <kibblz> :o
32:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> good nickname 'sook'
32:08 Part: Austin316 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
32:09 <kibblz> you blind
32:11 Join: Melbournity ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:45 Join: Jef2 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:52 * MatureMac is away: BBL.Movie timerz.
33:01 <kibblz> 18497 seeds, 9198 peers
33:02 <kibblz> lolz
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33:35 Part: diditofthelulz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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33:51 Part: diditofthelulz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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34:34 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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34:41 Nick: diditofthelulz is now known as diditforthelulz
34:44 <EDMCGUIRE> Bazza !!
34:45 Part: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:47 Join: IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:49 Join: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:49 <EDMCGUIRE> how r ya for a tuesday night mate
34:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
35:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER
35:05 <EDMCGUIRE> and hows mr mikey
35:08 <EDMCGUIRE> and diditforthelulz
35:13 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> Bass`Babe85 is a fake!
35:15 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> =O
35:32 <EDMCGUIRE> plastic ya mean IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER ?
35:33 <diditforthelulz> ey EDMCGUIRE
35:40 * kibblz slaps IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER around a bit with a baseball bat!
35:42 * kibblz slaps diditforthelulz around a bit with a baseball bat!
35:43 <kibblz> 18497 seeds, 9198 peers <===
35:50 <diditforthelulz> orly
35:51 <kibblz> true blood S02e06 HDTV XviD NoTV
35:53 Part: Italian27F ([email protected]) from #melbourne
35:53 <kibblz> you iz blind
35:55 Part: Jeffy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
35:57 Part: Bass`Babe85 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
35:58 <diditforthelulz> pm link
36:00 <diditforthelulz> naw not blind
36:06 <diditforthelulz> but wasnt on demoniod before
36:12 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> twasn't
36:13 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> =(
36:17 <kibblz> hehe
36:19 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I'm excited
36:23 <kibblz> well there you go bastards.
36:24 <kibblz> fuck
36:24 <diditforthelulz> is it real?
36:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I LOVE AUSTRALIA LAND OF THE FREE
36:29 <kibblz> yes
36:32 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I wonder whats gonna happen to terra and sam and daisy
36:32 <diditforthelulz> wasnt on mini this morning either
36:34 * zoes is happy but misses her parents
36:35 * kibblz never gets fakes.
36:39 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I mean dafney
36:44 <kibblz> shh
36:47 <kibblz> dont talk about it
36:53 <diditforthelulz> [19:08:29] * zoes is happy but misses her pants
36:55 <kibblz> im still up to e01
36:56 <diditforthelulz> where'd they go?
36:57 <kibblz> :(
36:57 <diditforthelulz> :P
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> australia should become a megapower
37:01 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> Lilah[away] sexy pics
37:01 <diditforthelulz> bawwww kibblz
37:04 <diditforthelulz> watch morerer
37:11 <kibblz> i will
37:13 <kibblz> starting on sat
37:16 * zoes istalling quicktime agaion
37:17 <diditforthelulz> :P
37:18 <kibblz> cause im havin holidays
37:20 Join: Jeffy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:35 <kibblz> im gonna watch them all in one night
37:37 <kibblz> HARHAR
37:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Australia should become leader of the world on human rights
37:40 * zoes prays for safe journey home for my parents :)
37:43 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> zoes you can eat @ my mums if you miss your parents
37:54 <diditforthelulz> LOL
38:05 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I wanna ebay a dinner @ my mums
38:06 Part: Jef2 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
38:09 <zoes> i having soup for tea tonight lolz!!
38:10 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I'd rake in the cash
38:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v kibblz
38:20 <xarcos> Walrus.
38:27 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> Duck.
38:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wanna share killing tactics IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER ?
38:34 <xarcos> Your name is stupid.
38:35 <xarcos> Change it.
38:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> looks like IRANIAN SERIAL KILLER
38:58 <xarcos> Looks like IM`A`FAG0T
39:07 <xarcos> Change it to Basement`Babe85.
39:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wanna swap 0dayz xarcos
39:10 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> WiLd_TuRkeY I always like to think of creative ways like breaking a mirror into someones face so they can see how retarded they lo0k before they die of stabbing glass piercing thru their skin..
39:11 <xarcos> That is your new name.
39:34 * WiLd_TuRkeY ventures out the batcave
39:37 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> brain stabbing is the new black
39:41 <kibblz> hey diditforthelulz. burn them all for me
39:43 <kibblz> so i dont have to download em
39:44 <xarcos> Looking at your name is like dying to a mirror being shattered against my face.
39:55 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> xarcos okay darling
40:06 Nick: IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER is now known as xarcos`princess
40:09 * WiLd_TuRkeY gives xarcos the middle finger
40:11 <xarcos`princess> hai boys
40:13 Nick: TurK is now known as TurK|aWaY
40:18 <xarcos> xarcos`princess, sexy name there.
40:20 <xarcos> Want to date?
40:32 <diditforthelulz> burn all true blood?
40:33 <diditforthelulz> effort
40:34 <diditforthelulz> ;P
40:35 <kibblz> oh ur in adelaide
40:35 <xarcos`princess> naww my mummy wants me home before friday the 13th
40:35 <kibblz> ;/
40:41 <xarcos> :(
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40:43 <kibblz> lol
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41:09 <xarcos`princess> wish I met micheal j fox I'd love to fuck him when he did back to the future
41:16 <xarcos`princess> how old was he in the first?
41:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> gotta love animals they are gifted
41:28 <diditforthelulz> lol ja
41:31 <kibblz> id say early 20's.
41:37 * Bastard is Playing [ 1495. Devil Driver - Clouds Over California ]
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41:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb segfault!*@* *!*@18650acb.dodo.com.au
41:45 <xarcos`princess> hope he'd be my age
41:50 <xarcos`princess> I love him
41:53 <xarcos`princess> dearly
41:57 <kibblz> i knew this guy in high school who looked like him
42:03 <xarcos`princess> o0o0o0o0o
42:08 <kibblz> was weird
42:08 <xarcos`princess> I'd take a lo0k a like
42:37 <xarcos`princess> most of the micheal jackson lo0k a likes fail
42:46 <kibblz> i have a few look alike celebs
42:47 <xarcos`princess> I wonder why ppl would want to lo0k like him
42:47 <kibblz> do you?
42:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> has anyone seen the dvd 'the it crowd' version 1.0
42:56 <kibblz> i feel special
43:01 <xarcos> I would do Jean-Luc Picard.
43:08 <xarcos`princess> umm one.. I know a guy who lo0ks like the lead singer of fuck whats the back
43:14 <kibblz> is that the guy from leon ?
43:14 <xarcos`princess> black fingers
43:15 <xarcos`princess> fuck
43:19 <xarcos`princess> what was the band
43:19 <xarcos> I found The IT Crowd boring.
43:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> did u xarcos
43:28 <kibblz> french fella
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43:32 <xarcos`princess> nup
43:35 <xarcos`princess> ummmmm crap
43:39 <xarcos> No, not the guy from Leon.
43:45 <xarcos`princess> black finger nails they sung and umm sarah
43:48 <xarcos`princess> and ummmm
43:50 <xarcos`princess> crap
43:55 <xarcos`princess> mind blank
43:59 <xarcos`princess> I was obsessed
44:09 <kibblz> its cool looking like a celebrity.
44:10 <xarcos`princess> I wanted to fuck him and get arrested @ the big day out
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44:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i should be saving up for my coffin
44:46 <xarcos`princess> my mum says my lips lo0k like angelina jolies but everyone else says I lo0k like the joker or a gobby queen
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44:49 <xarcos`princess> how cruel
44:52 <xarcos`princess> >.<
44:56 <kibblz> ppl say i look like that guy from entourage.
44:58 <kibblz> adrian grenier
45:02 <xarcos`princess> omg he's hot
45:11 <kibblz> my ex kept sayin that anyway
45:17 <kibblz> its a bit freaky lol
45:22 <kibblz> lookin like someone else.
45:30 <xarcos> Geek-Girl looks a bit like Jennifer Aniston. Only 1000x better.
45:31 <xarcos`princess> he's hot I once forged his signature
45:33 <xarcos`princess> lmfao how lame
45:44 <xarcos`princess> jen aniston is greek
45:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shes pretty
45:54 <xarcos`princess> did you know that?
45:57 <xarcos> Yes.
46:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> brads a loser for breaking up with her
46:01 <xarcos`princess> I didn't
46:04 <xarcos`princess> my ex told me
46:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nah his not a loser .. just his lose
46:15 <xarcos> Your name is really good btw.
46:17 <xarcos`princess> hes greek and thinks greeks pwn everything
46:22 <xarcos> I can't quite pinpoint why it is so good.
46:23 <xarcos> But it is.
46:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lose. looser. loser
46:28 <xarcos`princess> ty xarcos I feel the same way too
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46:36 <xarcos> I wish my name was like yours...
46:40 <xarcos> I would be so awesome.
46:41 <kibblz> brad and angie suit each other
46:45 <kibblz> cause they both look so perfect.
46:47 <xarcos`princess> omfg I hope dr phil dies he never replied and now he's on tv on the 7pm project
46:48 <kibblz> just looks right
46:55 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the greeks have the best mythology
47:04 <xarcos`princess> kibblz but how damn perfect can someone be
47:07 <xarcos`princess> those assholes
47:10 <kibblz> haha
47:12 <kibblz> its a crime
47:14 <xarcos> Lol I wrote a HOMM campaign when I was 12 all based on Greek mythology.
47:15 <xarcos`princess> bad
47:19 <kibblz> bt
47:23 <kibblz> look what i found age ago
47:31 <kibblz> http://i28.tinypic.com/avm0d0.jpg <=== no one looks as close to jolie as this girl
47:34 <xarcos`princess> xarcos my real name is greek
47:34 <kibblz> look alike
47:49 <xarcos`princess> omg
47:52 <xarcos`princess> is a dude
47:55 <xarcos`princess> a thai lady boy
47:59 <xarcos`princess> they pull off anything
48:02 <xarcos> I'm racist. I prefer northern europeans.
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48:08 <xarcos`princess> is it***
48:10 <euro_jocks> ew
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48:14 <euro_jocks> southern europeans
48:16 Part: BiQrious29m ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:17 <euro_jocks> are so much sexier
48:19 <xarcos`princess> what is northern?
48:20 <euro_jocks> <---
48:26 <xarcos> Southern europeans are less evolved.
48:27 <xarcos> :P
48:28 Part: Ads ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:28 <xarcos`princess> what are southerns?
48:32 Part: Jaguar ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:34 <euro_jocks> lol fuk off
48:37 <xarcos> Except maybe the Spanish.
48:39 <xarcos> They're alright.
48:42 <xarcos> But the rest...
48:43 * xarcos spews./
48:50 <euro_jocks> xarcos r u grko
48:52 <xarcos`princess> my cousin got pick pocketed in spain
49:04 <xarcos> No.
49:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i use to always want a monkey to train to steal
49:10 <xarcos> I'm north/east.
49:11 Part: mmm_something ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:18 <xarcos`princess> whats north east?
49:21 <euro_jocks> ew
49:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont ask me why i think i got the ideal from adladin
49:22 <xarcos`princess> tell me!!!
49:28 <euro_jocks> u must be white as hell
49:32 <xarcos> White is sexy.
49:39 <euro_jocks> sorry, pale
49:41 * Krystal waves hi
49:44 <xarcos`princess> is north east england?
49:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi Krystal
49:47 <xarcos`princess> hai Krystal
49:50 <Krystal> hi WiLd_TuRkeY
49:53 <Krystal> hi xarcos`princess
49:55 <xarcos> Lol basement`babe.
49:57 <Krystal> hows Mel
49:58 * WiLd_TuRkeY talks to the wall
49:59 <xarcos> You are shit at geography.
50:04 <euro_jocks> lol
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50:07 <xarcos`princess> I'm excellent ty and yourself?
50:11 <euro_jocks> its like russian or something
50:14 <Krystal> im gr8 thanks Mel
50:16 <xarcos> But your name is awesome, so I forgive you.
50:21 <xarcos`princess> I'm sucking upto xarcos with this nick so he'll buy me popcorn
50:26 <xarcos> I would, too...
50:27 <euro_jocks> danish perhaps
50:29 <xarcos> It is a really good name.
50:32 <Krystal> Laugh Out Loud xarcos`princess
50:39 <Krystal> u would have more luck if u were a goat
50:47 <xarcos`princess> I know he loves goats
50:54 <xarcos`princess> he milks them on english farms
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51:01 <Krystal> Laugh Out Loud
51:03 <xarcos> So does your mum.
51:08 <Krystal> not scottish ones?
51:12 <xarcos`princess> my mum drinks from their teets
51:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol two and a half men
51:18 <xarcos> She is hardcore.
51:32 <xarcos`princess> my mums hell hardcore
52:02 <xarcos> So is mine. She carried ICMB nukes for the CCCP during the cold war.
52:03 <WiLd_TuRkeY> popcorn is good
52:12 <xarcos> On her back.
52:14 <xarcos`princess> popcorn is gold
52:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like it butterly and salty
52:26 <xarcos`princess> I chuck a walking heart attack on popcorn and it's win
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52:42 <xarcos`princess> I love it soggy as fuck with butter
52:43 <xarcos> Popcorn is gross. It gets stuck in your teeth.
52:47 <xarcos`princess> and salt galore
52:58 <xarcos`princess> everything gets stuck in my teeth
52:59 <xarcos> And raises your blood pressure to 190/100
53:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not to much.. makes u sick salt does
53:02 <xarcos`princess> I once found a pube
53:14 <xarcos`princess> then it was "hey do0d can you start cutting back"
53:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> in ur food?
53:22 <xarcos`princess> nawww
53:28 <xarcos`princess> in my teeth
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53:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u need to go to the dentist and get a haircut
53:44 <xarcos`princess> lmfao
53:47 <xarcos> HAHAHA
53:52 <xarcos`princess> I like that one
53:54 <xarcos> Wow, that was actually... funny.
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54:22 <xarcos`princess> Eh I figure if I hold out on sex for long enough maybe sex will seem more want worthy
54:40 <xarcos`princess> if diditforthelulz leans back more him and his chair are going to fall on me
54:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its better to have more sex
54:45 <xarcos> Maybe you should stop being so gross and your libido might return to you.
54:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> get rid of the dud sperm
55:04 <xarcos`princess> xarcos it went before I was gross
55:14 <xarcos`princess> my wanking hand got hurt severely
55:27 <xarcos> Coward.
55:39 <xarcos> I bet that turtle has better orgasms than you.
56:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i think ill cum in a jar and pick my tadpole
56:33 <xarcos`princess> the turtle is nice
56:46 <xarcos`princess> I once fed my ro0mates cum to him
56:53 <xarcos`princess> I put it in his sour crout
56:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> topics gone off a bit
57:11 <xarcos> Did your roommate keep it in a cup for those lonely nights?
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57:15 <steve_> not really its there computers, sex, cars
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57:30 <steve_> i mean its ether
57:37 <xarcos`princess> he did keep it next to his laptop but he fucked me up with rent and his child so I fed him his cum
57:38 <xarcos> xarcos`princess, you would've been perfect for the channel darkdigital... about 9 years ago.
57:51 Nick: ICE_QUEEN`bbl is now known as ICE_QUEEN
57:55 <xarcos`princess> 9 years ago I didn't have a computer
58:00 <xarcos> Oh.
58:01 <xarcos> You loser.
58:01 <xarcos`princess> I had a B&W tv
58:06 <xarcos> And a CB radio.
58:27 <xarcos> You just upgraded from morse code the year before.
58:28 <xarcos`princess> my bro had a cb
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58:34 Part: [[[[MR_melb]]]] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:40 <xarcos> My brother used to play porn noises through the CB.
58:43 Join: [[[[MR_melb]]]] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:44 <xarcos> It was lol.
59:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what u cant see u dont really give a fuck about
59:27 <RichardFeynman> Heh, is bejuggle your brother?
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00:28 <xarcos> No, my brother is not the 39-year-old freak who says 'Mad. and I want to die. here all the time.
01:01 <RichardFeynman> Oh, he is 39...awesome, new information.
01:16 <xarcos> He might be 40 now.
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01:34 <RichardFeynman> bejuggle, when is your birthday?
01:35 <ElectroDoll> Bastards
01:59 <xarcos> I know other parts about him. It's just in my personality to seek out enigmas.
02:16 <RichardFeynman> share
02:38 Nick: Lilah[away] is now known as Lilah
02:46 <ElectroDoll> Lilah, I love you
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03:00 <xarcos> ElectroDoll, is that liek DeathsDoll?
03:03 <Lilah> Go fuck yourself.
03:04 <ElectroDoll> o.o
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03:21 <ElectroDoll> Lilah, I thought you loved me too :(
03:27 <Lilah> No, I fucking don't.
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03:34 <ElectroDoll> LOL
03:34 <Bass`Babe85> Lilah loves no man
03:35 <RichardFeynman> heh, I remember DeathsDoll, what happened to her?
03:41 <xarcos> She probably died.
03:58 <ElectroDoll> xarcos, It's rheetard
03:58 <Bass`Babe85> Lilah siff not add me
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03:59 <ElectroDoll> Rhee rhee
04:00 <Bee_Hornet> my penis is out of order
04:01 <ElectroDoll> Weeee
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04:08 <ElectroDoll> RheeeeeeHURRR
04:13 <Lilah> Oh. In that case *hugs Rhee*
04:17 <ElectroDoll> Lol
04:19 * ElectroDoll hugs
04:19 <Bee_Hornet> rhee babe
04:23 <ElectroDoll> Bitch :P
04:23 <xarcos> I spoke to her when I was like 13 and she thought I was in my 30s because I had perfect English.
04:36 <xarcos> RHEEEEHURRRRRRR*spew*
04:39 <Lilah> You don't have perfect English.
04:43 <ElectroDoll> xarcos, I thought you were like.. 40ish
04:45 <Bass`Babe85> are you not a man of english speaking?
04:46 <xarcos> No, but I did back then.
04:53 <xarcos> I was a prodigy... or something... yeah.
05:00 <Lilah> No.
05:05 <ElectroDoll> Irc sent you way down hill, right?
05:10 <Bee_Hornet> i was grown up speaking enchient languages
05:15 <xarcos> Not really, I just became lazy?
05:19 <ElectroDoll> uh
05:20 <ElectroDoll> sure
05:22 <ElectroDoll> ok.
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05:25 <RichardFeynman> Her voice wasn't bad.
05:26 * ElectroDoll wanders off
05:33 <xarcos> You're gay.
05:34 <Bass`Babe85> ElectroDoll do you vibrate?
05:38 <ElectroDoll> I HAVE NEW GATORS
05:43 <ElectroDoll> Yes, Bass`Babe85.. I do.
05:45 <ElectroDoll> ;D
05:47 <Bass`Babe85> I have old gators
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05:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@1193f0a9.at.distant.net
05:48 Kick: fakey was kicked by ChanOP (Failed - not welcome here)
05:53 <ElectroDoll> lulz
05:58 <xarcos> SpewDoll
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06:08 <ElectroDoll> I'll spew on your face
06:11 <Bass`Babe85> they came with a cop hat
06:15 <xarcos> I'll spew in your eye.
06:17 <ElectroDoll> o.o
06:25 <ElectroDoll> Gators.. with a cop hat O.o
06:28 <ElectroDoll> whered you get em
06:31 <Bass`Babe85> I got a pic somewhere
06:33 Quit: xarcos`princess ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
06:34 <ElectroDoll> Show
06:38 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:38 <Bass`Babe85> kk
06:40 <xarcos> I bet you wear crocs too.
06:43 <xarcos> Queer.
06:47 <ElectroDoll> LOL no
06:52 <xarcos> BS.
06:58 <Lilah> stebie?
06:58 <ElectroDoll> Do you even know what gators are? idiot
06:59 <ElectroDoll> -.-
07:00 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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07:08 <xarcos> No, I'm trying to fit in. :(
07:10 <ElectroDoll> lol
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07:17 <ElectroDoll> they're not shoes.
07:25 <xarcos> WATEVZ.
07:37 <ElectroDoll> DONT GO THERE G/F
07:41 <River> and good evening to you too
07:42 * xarcos turns back.
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07:51 * xarcos puts hand on hip.
07:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
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08:09 <ElectroDoll> Bitch, My boyfriend aint yo babies daddy -.-
08:29 <Bass`Babe85> gators are like leg warmers
08:32 <Bass`Babe85> but more epic
08:34 <xarcos> You're way too white to talk like this, ElectroDoll.
08:35 <ElectroDoll> ^.^
08:35 <Bass`Babe85> and enhanced
08:46 <ElectroDoll> STFU xarcos
08:48 <ElectroDoll> >.>
08:50 <xarcos> :D
08:52 <RichardFeynman> What about white trash?
08:55 <ElectroDoll> I'm as black as they come... yo.
09:00 <xarcos> I'm black.
09:23 <ElectroDoll> So yo momma.. Home dawwwwg.. or whatever you black kids say these days
09:25 <xarcos> NiNtoxicated is black too.
09:30 <ElectroDoll> orly
09:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Bass`Babe85
09:35 <Lilah> Bass`Babe85: Added.
09:37 <xarcos> Yes, we have black parties every night.
09:39 * Lilah 's head hurts
09:52 <ElectroDoll> Do you get naked and sniff petrol?
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09:58 <River> Lilah why does the head hurt
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10:02 <xarcos> Yes... no... we just get naked.
10:17 <Lilah> I don't know, stress headache.
10:20 <Lilah> Today was shitty.
10:22 <xarcos> River: she got assimilated by the borg.
10:22 <ElectroDoll> lol
10:29 * xarcos massages Lilah's shoulders.
10:33 * ElectroDoll prods Bass`Babe85
10:35 <River> Lilah tell me about it
10:41 <Lilah> No.
10:41 * Lilah goes and sits in a corner by herself
11:02 <River> not that corner, thats my corner
11:35 <Lilah> Get a new fucking corner.
11:56 <Lilah> Go share Rhee's corner, she has a cage free.
12:04 Part: Jamms ([email protected]) from #melbourne
12:05 <ElectroDoll> o.o
12:12 <xarcos> I heard she's herpes-free too... the vaccinations worked.
12:46 <ElectroDoll> omg need to stop playing with teh cyberlox.. crin is like chinese fingertraps >.o
12:52 <EDMCGUIRE> where has she been Lilah ?
12:53 <River> pffft
13:01 <Lilah> I don't care.
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13:09 <Bass`Babe85> shit for osme reason it won't let me save the gator pic
13:15 <ElectroDoll> o.o
13:17 <EDMCGUIRE> i don't either...so can't ya just make it up then
13:23 <ElectroDoll> why do you need to save it?
13:39 Part: iTaLiAnO^PrInCe ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:44 <Lilah> Ask xarcos, maybe he'll have an answer.
13:54 <River> xarcos answers almost anything
14:00 <River> but whether it makes sense or not
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14:17 <xarcos> Wolfram|Xarcos
14:28 <River> see what I mean
14:33 <Lilah> Makes sense to me.
14:52 Part: afaik ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:54 <xarcos> River, the fact that you're an uneducated, cultureless stain doesn't mean I don't make sense.
15:51 <xarcos> Look, I'll do it for you.
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17:09 <kibblz> anyone wanna play wheel of fortune. its happenin @ #random
17:09 <kibblz> lol
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17:09 <EDMCGUIRE> only if ed dont get bankrupt kibblz
17:09 <kibblz> bit weird
17:09 <kibblz> but yeah
17:09 <xarcos> Your channel is full of gay leprechauns.
17:09 <xarcos> Do not go to it.
17:09 <kibblz> [8:16:01 pm] <ADRIANA-XENIDES> LOSE A TURN
17:09 <kibblz> [8:16:02 pm] <ADRIANA-XENIDES> LOSE A TURN
17:09 <EDMCGUIRE> i'd rather play uno with my pack of marked cards though kibblz
17:09 <kibblz> im pretty sure you were excluded from that xarcos.
17:09 <kibblz> :P
18:25 <Lilah> None of you are invited to my new channel.
18:32 <Bass`Babe85> your face!
18:40 <River> I dont want to go anyway Lilah :P
18:42 <xarcos> Oh noes, sub-humans think I'm not good enough for them.
18:47 <RichardFeynman> Xenides contested a dangerous driving charge by pleading not guilty, blaming a sneezing attack and glare.
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19:14 <Bass`Babe85> I have never been done for dangerous driving
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19:27 <xarcos> That's because you don't even have a car.
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19:29 <ElectroDoll> LOL OMG MY CYBERLOX ARE STUCK ON MY LABRET PIERCING
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19:46 <Bass`Babe85> I crashed a car into a pub without having to pay a cent
19:49 <Bass`Babe85> so I win
19:51 <Bass`Babe85> mr meanie
19:52 <RichardFeynman> Labret is a funny word.
19:59 <ElectroDoll> ok
20:02 <ElectroDoll> fixed
20:03 <xarcos> I am mean to you now because you changed your name. :'(
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20:23 <deathdealer> I'm into men
20:24 Nick: Bass`Babe85 is now known as xarcos`princess`of`starwars
20:29 <xarcos> OMG <3 <3 <3
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20:34 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> =D
20:39 * xarcos lavishes praise upon Basement`Babe.
20:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i dunno what ive been done for. half of it was b/s
20:58 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> lies
21:04 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> WiLd_TuRkeY I sense your lies
21:11 Part: damian ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:13 <Lilah> Woah, what the fuck.
21:14 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> Lilah ate my baby
21:15 <xarcos> WiLd_TuRkeY, do you have a beard?
21:29 <xarcos> Beardguys always get done in.
21:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no xarcos but i aspire to grow one
21:38 <deathdealer> man has feelings for me
21:47 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I aspire to befriend dr phil and brutally murder him
21:53 <RichardFeynman> People with beards have something to hide.
21:55 <xarcos> I approve.
21:59 <RichardFeynman> They cannot be trusted.
22:19 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> ppl with beard hide burgers in them
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22:22 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> truth^
22:22 <xarcos> A chin?
22:25 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I'm jealous
22:28 <River> this is confusing
22:31 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> lies
22:35 <xarcos> Burgerbeards!
22:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> osama bin laden has the best beard
22:43 <xarcos> I hide burgers in my stomach.
22:47 <WiLd_TuRkeY> reminds me of jesus
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22:58 <Lilah> Is xarcos growing a neckbeard?
23:04 <kokothemonkey> osama looks like a dirty wizard
23:07 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> neckbeards are hell gross
23:09 <LaMayo> diditforthelulz is a loser
23:09 <deathdealer> i just wanna get in your pants
23:15 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> LaMayo we know
23:19 * xarcos bashes Lilah with a spanner.
23:21 <sh0osh`> !seen RS4
23:22 <RichardFeynman> Hrm, maybe most people with beards have butt-chins.
23:26 * xarcos draws a neckbeard on Lilah.
23:28 <Lilah> Yeah, fuck you too.
23:32 * xarcos sends Lilah to Comiccon.
23:38 <sh0osh`> !seen Freakazoid
23:38 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I have a butt chin
23:39 <kokothemonkey> i have a butt chin
23:41 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> it's great
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23:53 <WiLd_TuRkeY> makes u ask the question did jesus have a beard?
24:00 <Lilah> Jesus had a neckbeard.
24:01 <Hatred> richardfeynman, are you related to frog_girl
24:03 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I reckon he did
24:04 Part: nightblade ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:13 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> he never a nice ass razer
24:17 <xarcos> George Washington had a neckbeard.
24:23 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> in those days emos weren't giving
24:31 <Lilah> George Crushington
24:31 * deathdealer gets a blow-job at a gun point and pretents to be harvey keitel
24:37 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> abe lincon had a neckbeard
24:37 <xarcos> Washington, Washington.
24:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*lamington@*.bigpond.net.au
24:38 Kick: LaMayo was kicked by ChanOP ((diditforthelulz) already perm banned. known trouble maker.)
24:40 <xarcos> Ten stories high made of radiation.
24:45 <xarcos> Opponents beware, opponents beware.
24:53 Part: MonkeyInMyMind ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:57 <kokothemonkey> abe licoln was bisexual
24:59 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> Lilah I demand you stop eating my baby
25:02 <xarcos> I heard he had like 100 goddamn dicks.
25:03 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> really
25:07 <RichardFeynman> Hatred, why do you always ask that question?
25:19 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> Hatred must have me on ignore
25:21 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> =(
25:25 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I didn't see anything
25:26 <Hatred> why?
25:28 <Hatred> hi babes
25:30 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> o wait
25:31 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I see
25:34 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> the light
25:42 * xarcos`princess`of`starwars batters eye lids @ Hatred
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25:55 <RichardFeynman> Are you in love with frog girl?
26:00 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> Are you my frog to kiss?
26:17 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> RichardFeynman get out of my thoughts
26:20 <deathdealer> Cross-Platform Development in C++ Building Mac OS X, Linux, and Windows Applications Syd Logan
26:23 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I hate brain campers
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27:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v jonno
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27:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wb zoes
27:30 <Lilah> >:(
27:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> zoe , zoe zoey
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27:45 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> don't >:( Lilah
27:51 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> it makes baby jesus cry
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28:01 <Lilah> Baby Jesus had a neckbeard.
28:05 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> lmfao
28:17 <WiLd_TuRkeY> baby jesus had a sawn off shotgun
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28:40 <deathdealer> class ProcessesImpl{public:ProcessesImpl() {};virtual ~ProcessesImpl() {};virtual int Scan() = 0;int GetCount();const char *GetName(const int which);int GetPID(const int which);
28:40 <deathdealer> protected:std::vector <Process> m_processList;};
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28:53 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> deathdealer shoosh
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29:19 <River> wtf
29:27 <Lish> river is a homo
29:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi Pieter
29:29 Part: walkie ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi River
29:36 <xarcos> deathdealer::die();
29:39 <Pieter> Im back!
29:42 <Pieter> Windows 7
29:44 <Pieter> x64
29:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> return 1;
29:46 <Pieter> Fucking FINALLY
29:52 <Lish> someone ask river why he is a homo
29:53 <Pieter> took me 8 hours
29:59 * Lilah might go play AoE3 now
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30:02 <Pieter> and fuck its fucking awesome
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30:16 <xarcos> River is a giant homo with extra sauce.
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30:19 <Pieter> I think i like the design better than os x
30:22 <Pieter> the gui
30:25 <Pieter> and interactivity
30:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id rather run windows 95
31:21 <River> hi WiLd_TuRkeY how are you
31:22 <Quincy> where did Bassbabe go/.
31:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id rather read linux from scratch and actually complete the fucking thing
31:26 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I'm here
31:26 <River> sorry I wasnt watching before
31:28 <Quincy> i thought she was going to show pics
31:32 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> <== Bass`Babe85
31:37 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> pics of?
31:37 <River> xarcos you think I am a homo cause I didnt want you?
31:49 <deathdealer> Mastering System Center Configuration Manager 2007 R2 Chris Mosby Ron Crumbaker Christopher W. Urban
31:50 <xarcos> No, just adding to Lish.
31:59 <blondie83> hi
32:01 <xarcos> Lish is also a homo. You two should hook up.
32:11 <River> Lish is just trying to get my attention still I see. I have Lish on ignore for a reason
32:13 <euro_jocks> im a homo
32:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im ok River neverlike the question coz im out of touch with my feelings
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32:33 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> Quincy don't shy away
32:38 <Quincy> xarcos`princess`of`starwars show a recent pic babe?
32:41 <River> WiLd_TuRkeY I've had a shit of a week wish I was out of touch with my feelings
32:43 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> okay
32:57 <Quincy> that's' very charitable of you
33:11 <xarcos> With a name like that, you'd have to be hot.
33:17 * xarcos nods at xarcos`princess`of`starwars.
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33:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi Nikky`
33:38 <kokothemonkey> NIKKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:43 <River> heya nikkers
33:48 Part: lukus ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:54 * kokothemonkey cuddles Nikky`
33:57 * Hatred slides his massive dong into nikky` s bum crack
33:57 <Nikky`> Hey guys :o)
34:03 <Nikky`> lol gee
34:03 <River> how are you babe
34:07 * Hatred thrusts
34:08 <Nikky`> I'm good thanks
34:09 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> Quincy What kind of pic would you like?
34:10 <Nikky`> you?
34:16 <River> good good :)
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34:20 <River> what ya been up to
34:31 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I have a bleeding vagina would you like to see it?
34:39 <Nikky`> Not a lot, work n such
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34:52 * Hatred blows his load, his semen mixes with nikky` s brown
34:57 * Nikky` *huggles* kokothemonkey
35:06 <Nikky`> Thanks Hatred, just what i needed
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35:12 <River> ermmm
35:18 <River> nikky's brown what?
35:19 * zoes gags!!
35:28 <DeadMau5> yes pls
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35:39 <DeadMau5> can i have a zoom shoot of the red punani
35:42 <Hatred> * Hatred slides his massive dong into nikky` s bum crack
35:48 <River> zoes what are you gagging for
35:49 <Hatred> * Hatred thrusts
35:55 <River> did someone stick a dick down your throat ?
35:57 <Hatred> can you think logically
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36:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h stebie
36:29 <Nikky`> Hmmm my pc seems to be making strange noises of late :/
36:29 <Hatred> buttfucked for christ
36:38 <River> that's no good nikky
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36:39 <deathdealer> Philanthropy in a Flat World Inspiration Through Globalization - Jon Duschinsky
36:42 <River> might need a clean out
36:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mines needs the dust blown out of it
36:44 <Hatred> orgasmic noises?
36:49 <Nikky`> Yeah it might
36:55 <Bastard> Nikky` what kind of strange noises?
36:57 <Nikky`> I'll give it a clean on weekend
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36:58 <deathdealer> i need new glasses
37:04 <River> hia Sassie7
37:06 <bda> mr`indiazz, i'm interested in changing my long distance.
37:08 <Nikky`> I don't know..just more noise
37:17 * mr`indiazz slaps bda around a bit with a large trout
37:23 <mr`indiazz> sowwie man no can do wanker
37:29 <DeadMau5> wow sbs made a whole doco series just about Johnny howard
37:29 <Bastard> fan bearings maybe
37:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you better behave in our country mr`indiazz
37:34 <DeadMau5> awwwwwwwww how nice
37:36 <Nikky`> say huh?
37:39 <Bastard> mr`indiazz: i need a taxi
37:39 <Pieter> yeh go on River
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37:42 <Pieter> talk up a spam bot
37:42 <mr`indiazz> dirty arab
37:43 <Pieter> :p
37:45 <bda> mr`indiazz, if i change my long distance, will you throw in a free chicken tikka masala?
37:46 <deathdealer> Peace-Building by, between, and beyond Muslims and Evangelical Christians Edited by Mohammed Abu-Nimer and David Augsburger
38:05 * zoes gags at Hatred`s comment
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38:16 <deathdealer> and garlic nun breads for me make it 10
38:18 <DeadMau5> i love to get my hands on a nice indian girl
38:21 <DeadMau5> literally
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38:32 <bda> indian chicks have big tits
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38:35 Mode: (by stebie) +bb Bass`Babe85!*@* *!*@115.64.B3646D.7D0060
38:35 Kick: Bass`Babe85 was kicked by stebie (Join/Part flood detected <autoban>)
38:59 <diditforthelulz> lmfoa
39:02 <jonno> lol
39:11 <MrM5> diditforthelulz why laugh, u flood more!
39:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> she deserves a G line
39:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b Bass`Babe85!*@*
39:28 <bda> WiLd_TuRkeY
39:29 <bda> she really does
39:34 <bda> she's a fucking mole
39:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@115.64.B3646D.7D0060
39:44 Kick: bda was kicked by ChanOP ([diditforthelulz] enough from you)
39:46 <jonno> not very nice
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39:49 <diditforthelulz> :)
39:50 <kokothemonkey> i want a nice little muslim girl in a burqa
39:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> only folling round bda
39:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Bass`Babe85
40:03 Nick: Bass`Babe85 is now known as xarcos`princess`of`starwars
40:06 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> ty
40:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sounds like a plan kokothemonkey
40:18 <diditforthelulz> dont make me ban that nick mel :P
40:25 <jonno> lol
40:39 <diditforthelulz> ^_^
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40:50 <kokothemonkey> muslim girls have sandy cracks
40:59 <DeadMau5> lol bda got owned by the mole prince
41:00 <DeadMau5> lol
41:04 <deathdealer> http://media.santabanta.com/newsite/cinemascope/images/nisha_kothari_big.jpg
41:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> muslim girls at least believe in god
41:28 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> diditforthelulz but but but
41:32 <DeadMau5> thats wat im talkin about deathdealer
41:35 <DeadMau5> nice indian girl
41:35 <deathdealer> i have sandy cock
41:39 <DeadMau5> mama miaaaaaaaa
41:42 <kokothemonkey> WiLd_TuRkeY thats usually a bad thing
41:43 <River> nighters all
41:46 <River> have fun
42:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i need all the help i can get
42:40 Part: River ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:44 <kokothemonkey> me too WiLd_TuRkeY
42:51 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> Lilah are you learning violin?
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43:09 <Lilah> I am.
43:15 <Lilah> Just started an AoE3 game with stebie, brb!
43:26 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I played for a while a few years ago
43:31 <DeadMau5> geek girl
43:48 <melboi> bored 23/m/melb:(
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44:09 <xarcos> �B4zXk/.Ddcp/EoAJi190lVW.2/x7p.ygdqn0e/i1D/ol3CQ.
44:11 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> melboi go0dluck
44:15 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> hope it works for you
44:31 Kick: xarcos was kicked by ChanOP ([diditforthelulz] no encrypted chatters plz :P)
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44:45 <xarcos> Aww...
44:47 <xarcos> I will translate it?
44:57 <diditforthelulz> :)
45:02 <kibblz> har har.
45:03 <kibblz> :P
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45:17 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> yes do it
45:20 <deathdealer> http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TU89O1EO33PATU17G
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48:29 <kibblz> get sexy sexy get funkay!
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57:17 <kokothemonkey> although invizzi do you have qualifications and don't you have a criminal record ?
57:20 <elite_zero> the real life is there are more than 60% of people who are unemployed here
57:28 <invizzi> kokothemonkey: yeah both of those things
57:33 <invizzi> yes and no
57:36 <elite_zero> inviaai, door to door?
57:40 <invizzi> yes and yes
57:44 <elite_zero> if u put NO EXPERIENCE on SEEK, SALES jobs come up
57:46 Part: tiffany ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:48 <elite_zero> very hard
57:51 <elite_zero> I've done it years ago
57:52 <elite_zero> lol
57:56 <elite_zero> will never do it again
58:01 <invizzi> door to door is the way to go, ill be so charming
58:11 <elite_zero> if people like u, its ok
58:12 <invizzi> they will invite me into their homes, shower me with love and food
58:16 <elite_zero> but some ppl are rude, racists, etc
58:19 <elite_zero> so be aware of that
58:22 <xarcos> You are fat.
58:23 <elite_zero> be aware of them
58:27 Part: Nessa ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:30 <invizzi> well i am a pure white anglo
58:33 <invizzi> nobody is racist to me
58:39 <elite_zero> many are..
58:40 <kokothemonkey> as long as the method of the count is the same between samples you can accurattley meassure the change in unemployment as a percentage but not the amount of poeople unemployed
58:42 <elite_zero> even if ur white
58:48 <invizzi> they cant be, everyone loves me
58:55 <invizzi> especially asians they worship me
58:57 <elite_zero> even some whites of other backgrounds dont like other whites
59:07 Part: JamesDen ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:10 <elite_zero> some sales jobs are commission only
59:13 <damo-> elite_zero even job seekers get centrelink payments, and they arent counted towards unemployment
59:14 <elite_zero> so u must sell to get money
59:15 <invizzi> anglo's are on the top of the genetic ladder
59:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@df1ac676.tpgi.com.au
59:21 Kick: elite_zero was kicked by ChanOP ((Krystal) racism is not welcome)
59:27 <invizzi> ?
59:28 Part: Melbournity ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:31 <zoes> any of you seen dbz live movie ??
59:31 <Krystal> next?
59:39 <invizzi> Krystal: he wasnt being racist he was warning me
59:43 * WiLd_TuRkeY takes a number
59:45 <invizzi> about sales jobs
59:54 * Krystal was watching i think settling would be good
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00:11 <invizzi> no problem
00:16 <invizzi> i wouldnt take a sales job anyway
00:16 <Krystal> and invizzi he was going to go for flooding/baiting and then rascim i had a huge choise
00:17 * zoes hello Krystal
00:22 * Krystal huggles zoes
00:31 <xarcos> I support Krystal's ban. It should be -noexpire though.
00:41 <Krystal> thanks xarcos
00:51 <kokothemonkey> i nominate myself for a ban
01:04 <xarcos> All monkies are to be banned on the spot.
01:14 * zoes huggles Krystal back
01:21 <invizzi> i nominate myself for the band, rock band
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02:02 <Quincy> chicks love rockband
02:06 <Quincy> and singstar
02:21 <invizzi> im talking about real life fantasy band
02:37 <invizzi> not real life fantasy band
04:19 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> Quincy have you gotten bored?
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04:36 <chort> hello there
04:41 <invizzi> in 26 mins i can have my night time snack
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06:59 <invizzi> does anyone remember that fucked in the head girl kerri dmitriadis or something?
07:07 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> invizzi did you add all the uglies from oasis active?
07:10 <invizzi> she has the weird brain tumour that made her skitz out
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07:19 <invizzi> xarcos`princess`of`starwars: no i only added 3 before losing interest in the game
07:23 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> I love brain tumors
07:28 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> lmfao invizzi
07:32 <xarcos`princess`of`starwars> dissapointing
07:41 Quit: xarcos`princess`of`starwars ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
07:46 <invizzi> i spoke to her on msn for like a year and then i think i made fun of her brain tumour on irc and she turned on me
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08:03 <invizzi> for like ever
08:07 <invizzi> until she must have died
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08:27 <Bass`Babe85> duck duck go0se
08:28 <invizzi> i think her name was holden chick
08:34 <Bass`Babe85> omfg
08:38 <Bass`Babe85> she was crazy
08:44 <invizzi> lol
08:49 <Bass`Babe85> she went batshit crazy @ me once
08:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> duck duck MAGPIE
08:53 <invizzi> did she die?
08:57 <Bass`Babe85> dunno
09:00 <Bass`Babe85> she hated me
09:03 <Bass`Babe85> with a passion
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09:09 <invizzi> i found her facebook
09:13 <Bass`Babe85> omfg
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09:17 <Bass`Babe85> is she still fat?
09:17 <invizzi> looks like she has never updated it so she must be dead
09:21 <invizzi> dunno
09:23 <cHoPNu> bron's a whore
09:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi DonKeYPrInCeSS
09:27 Part: hornyGuy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
09:31 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> hey
09:32 <Bass`Babe85> cHoPNu shes hot
09:34 <invizzi> DonKeYPrInCeSS: you working?
09:37 <kokothemonkey> whats her face book i may have slept with her
09:39 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> nope
09:46 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> off today
09:53 <invizzi> thatys allright
09:55 <invizzi> get me a job
09:59 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> yeop
10:00 <invizzi> i can supervise good
10:03 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
10:06 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> im sure u can
10:09 <invizzi> serious 5 years experience
10:11 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> apply then
10:15 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> go to DHS
10:21 <invizzi> i think im not allowed now
10:24 <invizzi> dirty record
10:25 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> why
10:29 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> did u fuck up
10:31 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
10:37 <invizzi> i got convicted for homicide
10:41 <Bass`Babe85> lies
10:46 <invizzi> or something like that
10:50 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> oh ok
10:54 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> client die?
10:56 <Bass`Babe85> to get convicted is hard
11:03 <kokothemonkey> i got convicted of pedophillia
11:07 <Bass`Babe85> nice
11:13 <invizzi> well i didnt do anything, i was just standing there with some bad friends
11:13 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
11:27 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> oh
11:27 <Bass`Babe85> lies invizzi
11:29 <invizzi> kokothemonkey: if you did they wouldnt let you go on irc sicko
11:31 <Bass`Babe85> we know your lies
11:43 <kokothemonkey> i didn't do anything either, just because they found my cum in him doesn't mean i did it
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11:59 <Bass`Babe85> I hope to get convicted of killing a possum
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12:14 <melguy25> you want me to unkill it?
12:24 Nick: TurK is now known as TurK|aWaY
12:24 <Bass`Babe85> nope
12:29 <Bass`Babe85> they all float
12:31 <kokothemonkey> invizzi, they can't stop me because i was realeased for all time served, not on parole and it was before they started putting intervention orders on sex offenders
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12:58 <Bass`Babe85> kokothemonkey you got some jizz in your teeth
12:59 <invizzi> kokothemonkey: your hilarious backstory is no longer so uh hilarious
13:01 <Bass`Babe85> must be stale
13:12 * DonKeYPrInCeSS yawns
13:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> gets like that
13:34 <Bass`Babe85> fduck yeah it does
13:35 <invizzi> i murdered 1 person and got away with it
13:38 <kokothemonkey> it's true invizzi
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13:40 <invizzi> when i was like 13
13:47 <Bass`Babe85> a person off here once told me he blew in his face
13:52 <Bass`Babe85> I felt really yukky
14:03 <invizzi> his own face? that is pretty good
14:11 <Bass`Babe85> his nick was EFWYN
14:14 <invizzi> unless he is short
14:19 <kokothemonkey> i blow in my own face all the time
14:24 <Bass`Babe85> gross
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14:32 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> sick prick
14:34 <invizzi> aim for your own mouth
14:48 <Bee_Hornet> thief of bagdad
14:49 <kokothemonkey> the trick is to sit in a chair lean back and whack off so it shoots up towards the belly
14:57 <invizzi> then you go 'yuck, im not gay' and spit it
14:58 Part: Calin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:08 <kokothemonkey> nope, go yummy
15:15 Part: NeedCoffee ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:17 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
15:19 <Bee_Hornet> kokothemonkey: would you do it to me?
15:22 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> thats fucked up shit
15:28 <invizzi> take a photo of you gargleing and put it on dating site
15:35 <invizzi> 'he gggggrrrrrllls'
15:37 <invizzi> hey
15:37 <kokothemonkey> of course bee_hornet
15:52 <kokothemonkey> i put it on a gay dating site
15:58 <Bass`Babe85> I hope the show ncis dies on its ass
15:58 <kokothemonkey> so many damn messages
16:01 * Bee_Hornet exposes her tits for cherry
16:05 <Bass`Babe85> my partner watches it too much
16:12 <Bass`Babe85> his growwing a vagina
16:14 <invizzi> man ncsis is the worst
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16:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ncis is watchable
16:17 <Bee_Hornet> or bi-dating's
16:18 <invizzi> fucken shit
16:25 * kokothemonkey cums in Bee_Hornet's eye
16:28 <Bee_Hornet> i hate my penis
16:31 <invizzi> its full of israeli terrorists and right wing propaganda
16:46 <Bee_Hornet> more...more...
16:58 <Bee_Hornet> bukkake me up
17:00 <kokothemonkey> my ass is full of israeli terrioists
17:08 <invizzi> the subject is ncis not gay stuff,, nevermind
17:23 * kokothemonkey gives Bee_Hornet a jallopi
17:30 Part: DonKeYPrInCeSS ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:37 <invizzi> you made donkeyprincess leave
17:43 <invizzi> thanks alot you made me look uncool
17:43 <kokothemonkey> :(
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17:46 <Bee_Hornet> did i? sorry
17:49 * kokothemonkey cries
17:49 Part: lifesgood ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:55 Part: jicynm ([email protected]) from #melbourne
18:00 * invizzi pounds the wall with his fist
18:26 * kokothemonkey pounds his fist with his cock
18:36 <Bee_Hornet> relax sissy
19:38 <invizzi> introductory message... You are my dream match
19:39 <invizzi> lol
20:04 <Bee_Hornet> i kid you not, while ya hump my ass
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20:21 Part: student ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:29 <Bass`Babe85> mmm ass humpage
20:43 <invizzi> you like that
20:50 Part: james__ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:52 <Bass`Babe85> once or twice sometimes
20:53 <Bee_Hornet> we can both get it same time
21:00 <invizzi> yo TurK-GaL
21:14 Part: EDMCGUIRE ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:17 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi you've become quite the slutty mac slut slut
21:22 <DeadMau5> turkiyeeeeeee!
21:28 <Bass`Babe85> fuck turkey
21:40 <invizzi> i got rejected on oasis active
21:43 <invizzi> for not having a photo
21:59 <Bass`Babe85> fuck you shoulda told me
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22:03 <Bass`Babe85> I have pics of guys
22:04 <DeadMau5> Bass`Babe85 into turkey fuck ey
22:05 <Bass`Babe85> ffs
22:18 <Bass`Babe85> DeadMau5 I bled on a turkish flag once
22:25 <Bass`Babe85> I have no time for turks
22:25 <invizzi> thats gangsta
22:28 Part: terri ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:29 Part: delerium ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:29 <DeadMau5> hey wheres brons upskirts?
22:42 <invizzi> yeah where is the pick of the girl on the wheelbarrow?
22:44 <Bass`Babe85> I hit my head and some asshole gave me his jacket with the turkish flag
22:45 <Bee_Hornet> I m your private dancer i dance for the money...
22:54 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi I'll grab it now
23:04 <DeadMau5> his jacket saved yr life
23:10 <mr`indiazz> im boreddd.:(
23:10 <DeadMau5> u r forever indebted to turkey
23:19 Part: MrM5 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:26 <DeadMau5> go make yourself a mango lasi
23:29 <Bee_Hornet> ohh honey daddy's home
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24:02 <invizzi> FUCK my film partner has gone into hiding, chucked his mobile, deleted facebook etc he is a goddamn failure i am trying to him him improve his life and he is retreating further into his shit
24:14 <invizzi> i was going to make some short comedy movies with his camera
24:23 <DeadMau5> pick me
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24:29 <DeadMau5> im a great actor
24:35 <invizzi> ok i just need a camera
24:39 <Bee_Hornet> i hav problem to rememberring things
24:52 <invizzi> and tripod and someone who doesn't mind filming
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25:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*lamington@*.bigpond.net.au
25:36 <invizzi> does anyone use gmail?
25:36 Part: chort ([email protected]) from #melbourne
25:38 <Bee_Hornet> other day i had knocked my neighbours house thought it was mine
25:52 <invizzi> all houses in the bangladesh ghetto look the same
25:59 <Alz25> no gmail is crap
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26:02 <invizzi> your is the one with the green tarp for a roof
26:08 <DeadMau5> i use aapt mail
26:11 <Bee_Hornet> all the planet's looks the same
26:15 <Bee_Hornet> :p
26:17 <invizzi> no
26:22 <Bee_Hornet> who cares i dont did you
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26:28 <invizzi> yeah i do
26:32 <invizzi> oops i offended him
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26:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@b76ca9b7.optusnet.com.au
26:35 <pigs_might_flu> hot
26:38 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi I found it
26:43 <invizzi> pigs_might_flu: is probably bee hornet
26:45 <invizzi> cool thanks
27:34 Part: Tru_GenTLEman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
28:51 <invizzi> wow that is gross
28:58 <invizzi> what is austnet world order?
29:13 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
29:16 <Bass`Babe85> I dunno
29:20 <Bass`Babe85> she was a bitch
29:27 <invizzi> what was her nick?
29:29 <Bass`Babe85> thats why shes no longer an op
29:33 <Bass`Babe85> Gaby
29:38 <Bass`Babe85> or Gabby
29:43 <invizzi> lol
29:43 <Bass`Babe85> I can't remember
29:49 <invizzi> i think i remember that
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30:13 <Bass`Babe85> I got heaps of old pics on my old backup
30:27 Part: ReallyBored ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 12 yo in germany got busted selling herion
31:27 <invizzi> what a dumb kid
31:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wonder if he was a addict
31:42 <invizzi> 12 yo in germany busted his keyboard
31:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or just selling it to make quick easy cash
31:58 <invizzi> he was probably turkish
32:05 <invizzi> all the turks in germany do the crimes
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32:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i did herion when i was 14 to 17/18
32:47 <invizzi> thats nice
33:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> it was fucked up i tell u
33:09 <invizzi> nah i doubt that
33:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> some good people tho
33:34 <invizzi> i think i might just drive to this fuckers place and punch him
34:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> who why .. u know thats assualt
34:23 <Jeffy> [21:31] <invizzi> 12 yo in germany busted his keyboard <<< cs rage will do that to a keyboard
36:20 <invizzi> man i cant believe that jupitor is about to be ignited into a 2nd sun
36:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they are sometimes the years id rather forget but sometimes i miss coz i miss the people i met and would want the best for them
36:47 Join: PrEpPiE ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:49 <invizzi> and the lunar base on the moon is going to be switched on to draw energy from the binary star system and power planet earth for 2 million years wirelessley
37:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill pretend i understand
37:13 <invizzi> should happen this october
37:47 <invizzi> there is an alien base on the darkside of the moon and it has instructions on how to activate jupiter to use as a free energy source
38:19 <pigs_might_flu> suck cox till ya drop
38:25 <pigs_might_flu> om nom nom nom
38:36 Part: BP-FORD-WRT ([email protected]) from #melbourne
38:38 <invizzi> dont forget to breath
39:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mostly done unconcisouly breathing
39:17 <Bass`Babe85> my legs hurt
39:20 Part: `wogboy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
39:23 <Bass`Babe85> someone kiss them
39:41 <pigs_might_flu> only if i can ream your arse
39:46 <pigs_might_flu> no enemas either
39:50 Join: Clairey ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:53 <pigs_might_flu> i want brown!
39:53 <invizzi> kiss my quads
39:55 <invizzi> they are hot
40:42 <Clairey> why hallo thar people
40:43 <Bass`Babe85> quads?
40:47 <Bass`Babe85> hai Clairey
40:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello Clairey
40:56 <invizzi> quadriceps
41:04 <Bass`Babe85> <3
41:05 <Clairey> hey Bass`Babe85
41:10 <Clairey> turkey *nods*
41:12 * Bass`Babe85 huggles Clairey
41:13 <pigs_might_flu> suck cocks clairey
41:15 <Bass`Babe85> ltns
41:17 <Bass`Babe85> <3
41:28 <Bass`Babe85> brb smoko
41:33 Part: Sir_Sick ([email protected]) from #melbourne
41:40 <Clairey> yes pigs_might_flu
41:45 <pigs_might_flu> she's gonna sucks cocks for 2 dolla
41:47 <Clairey> we know u love the wang
42:00 <pigs_might_flu> i love my wang :)))))
42:08 Join: DaNieLLa` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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42:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> scare them of jesus lol
42:23 Join: BiQrious29m ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:24 <pigs_might_flu> daniella` you stupid slut
42:27 Part: BiQrious29m ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:37 <Krystal> pigs_might_flu behave
42:42 <pigs_might_flu> fucking alternating caps
42:50 <pigs_might_flu> bloody retards
42:55 Join: tr1p1ea ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i love you Krystal will u marry me
42:59 <pigs_might_flu> how's things krystal
43:00 Part: cHoPNu ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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43:25 <Krystal> all good here pigs_might_flu
43:26 Part: Sicilian`29m ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:31 <Krystal> lubs u too WiLd_TuRkeY
43:46 * zoes wubs her pet labradore :)
43:55 <Krystal> hi Elizabeth
43:57 <pigs_might_flu> hehehe
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44:26 <pigs_might_flu> i bet zoes' Labrador has a higher IQ then her
44:33 <Krystal> pigs_might_flu behave
44:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what color is it
44:38 <RichardFeynman> "than her"
44:41 Part: flowers ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> black or gold
44:46 <Clairey> probably pigs_might_flu
44:47 <Clairey> lol
44:47 <RichardFeynman> Are you fucking retarded?
44:48 <pigs_might_flu> fuck off frog_girl
45:01 <invizzi> ?
45:11 Kick: pigs_might_flu was kicked by ChanOP ([Krystal] you are warned to behave)
45:15 <Clairey> lol
45:18 <invizzi> lol
45:19 <Clairey> pwned
45:19 Join: pigs_might_flu ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:53 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i miss playing musical chairs in primary school
46:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or that game where u li dead on the floor
46:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and if u move ur out
46:20 <Krystal> oh
46:28 <Krystal> we played that in drama
46:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer
46:33 <invizzi> musical chairs is too competitive
46:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
46:56 Nick: tiesto is now known as JesseJames
47:11 <invizzi> man canibus is so wack
47:22 Quit: kibblz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:23 * JesseJames lixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ithinknot
47:27 * JesseJames lixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx krystal
47:44 <invizzi> he only made 2 good songs
47:54 <Krystal> *moans*
48:02 * Krystal lixssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss JesseJames
48:06 Nick: JesseJames is now known as tiesto
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48:15 <Clairey> sooo
48:22 * Clairey twiddles thumbs
48:29 * tiesto fingers clairey
48:36 <Krystal> Oh My Gawd
48:43 Part: xarcos ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:08 * Clairey castrates tiesto
49:14 Part: tiesto ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:22 <invizzi> president obama never learnt how to drive a car
49:24 <pigs_might_flu> krystal
49:29 <pigs_might_flu> neked pix
49:30 <Krystal> pigs?
49:31 <pigs_might_flu> pronto
49:38 <pigs_might_flu> mrpoo demands you do
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49:42 Part: tiffany ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
49:43 <Krystal> u have buckleys pigs
49:47 <Krystal> and Ummmmm none pigs
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51:02 <Clairey> blue blah ble blur blap
51:32 Part: doctor ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:49 <Clairey> c'mon guyssssss
51:52 <Clairey> its a dead zone in here
51:59 <diditforthelulz> lies
52:04 <diditforthelulz> lies and slander
52:06 Part: mR`KoLO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:42 Part: NiCe^GuY ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:56 <Clairey> balls
53:00 <Clairey> balls and slander
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53:58 <diditforthelulz> your balls are showing
54:00 <diditforthelulz> :S
54:08 <Clairey> sorry
54:12 * Clairey pulls pants up
54:22 <diditforthelulz> danke
54:24 * kibblz kicks Clairey in the nuts
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54:38 <pigs_might_flu> http://www.wiggerfriendfinder.com/
54:39 Join: knuckles ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:39 <Clairey> why kick me in the head for
54:40 <Clairey> :P
54:44 Part: zoes ([email protected]) from #melbourne
54:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv knuckles kibblz
55:04 * knuckles kciks Clairey in the head
55:09 <knuckles> yeah
55:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) -vv knuckles kibblz
55:12 <knuckles> u got Kciked
55:14 <diditforthelulz> >.>
55:17 <knuckles> lolz
55:20 <knuckles> heya man
55:30 <knuckles> the fuck u been diditforthelulz ?
55:37 <Clairey> u suck knuckles
55:38 <diditforthelulz> 'round
55:41 <Clairey> totally didnt get it
55:43 <Clairey> fail
55:45 <kibblz> ur such a tease diditforthelulz.
55:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv knuckles kibblz
55:53 <knuckles> round
55:57 <knuckles> bad tease
56:01 <knuckles> i dnt htink he like me anymore
56:06 <knuckles> did i do something worng diditforthelulz ?
56:10 <knuckles> and ewhere the fuck
56:13 <Clairey> he never liked u
56:14 <Clairey> :P
56:14 <knuckles> is that thirteeth order guy
56:15 Part: melboi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
56:18 <knuckles> fuck up Clairey
56:21 <knuckles> no1 is talkin to u
56:23 <Clairey> lol
56:26 <knuckles> go shove a shovel up ya cunt
56:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@35dd5d13.internode.on.net
56:26 Kick: knuckles was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) The C-bomb, or any intended variant, is not tolerated <autoban>)
56:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b knuckles!*@*
56:27 <Clairey> calm down sook
56:29 <kibblz> lol
56:31 <kibblz> ;s
56:32 <Clairey> lmaoooo
56:32 <diditforthelulz> LMFAO
56:34 <diditforthelulz> ummm
56:35 <diditforthelulz> k
56:37 <Clairey> pwned,
56:40 <Matty^^> lol
56:54 <RichardFeynman> It's ginger time.
56:56 <Clairey> stupid idiot
57:01 Part: Mz[PMS-247] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:10 <Clairey> they still dont understand the c word gets u banned
57:13 Join: takemeonn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
57:24 <kibblz> what cword.
57:27 <kibblz> can you tell me ?
57:31 <Clairey> yep
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57:37 <RichardFeynman> I don't understand why the cword is banned.
57:39 <kibblz> whats the word.
57:43 <diditforthelulz> ofcourse they dont
57:45 <kibblz> oh
57:46 <kibblz> ;/
57:53 <RichardFeynman> Why is the vagina to be feared?
57:57 <diditforthelulz> because its rude.
57:59 <Clairey> coz its offensive
58:00 <Clairey> or sumthing
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59:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@df1ac676.tpgi.com.au
59:23 Part: heliman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:38 <xarcos> Pants.
59:50 <diditforthelulz> i has em
59:55 <Clairey> i dont
00:05 <xarcos> Note to self: never boot with a USB storage device attached to PC.
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00:38 * WiLd_TuRkeY would with LiveCD
00:53 <xarcos> My BIOS thought I had no HDDs.
00:56 <xarcos> I promptly shit my pants.
01:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u ever used auditor xarcos
01:34 Nick: Matty^^ is now known as [FUNKY_FX]
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01:47 <xarcos> Yes... no... what auditor?
02:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> The Auditor security collection is a GPL-licensed live CD based on Knoppix, with
02:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> more than 300 security software tools
02:25 <xarcos> I have something pretty similar.
02:40 <kibblz> xarcos, unless its a bootable usb
02:41 <kibblz> :P
02:52 <kibblz> that can fuck your shit up booting with a usb hdd
03:07 <xarcos> I usually only use it when someone's barfing about their PC being a ham.
03:11 <pigs_might_flu> i put ma dik in yo ass, krystal
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03:26 <kibblz> my hdd didnt work the other day
03:29 <kibblz> the pin was bent
03:39 <kibblz> but it worked after.
03:39 <kibblz> phew
03:39 <xarcos> I sent my 500gb to the USA a few months ago.
03:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i had to send a harddrive in once
03:54 <kibblz> man all my things.. woulda been gone :(
04:05 <kibblz> unless sent for repair.
04:07 <xarcos> ALL MY STAR TREK WOULD'VE BEEN GONE
04:12 <xarcos> SPEWWWWWW
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04:13 <kibblz> lol
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08:46 <Pieter> ha ha!
08:48 <Pieter> you trekkie
08:53 * Pieter ha ha's himself :(
09:47 * xarcos beats Pieter with a stick.
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12:39 <Krystal> hi Lucinda
12:48 <Lucinda> hey Krystal
12:52 * Lucinda hugs Krystal3
12:55 <Lucinda> how are u
12:57 <Lucinda> -3
12:58 * Krystal huggles Lucinda
13:05 <Krystal> im gr8 hun and ur goodself?
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14:58 <Lucinda> im well :)
15:07 <Krystal> pleased to hear Lucinda
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15:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im going to steal this fuckers mailing list [email protected]
15:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> keeps sending me shit to my email
15:37 <Lucinda> :)
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi Lucinda
16:01 <xarcos> Sign his email up to gay porn newsletters.
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16:05 <Lucinda> hi
16:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
17:02 <Schism_> lol
17:04 <staffy> xarcos the I.T nerd
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17:15 <xarcos> xarcos the awesome.
17:17 <Schism_> I got an on join ban for having an underscore in my nickname
17:20 <Schism_> lol
17:26 <staffy> xarcos the stick
17:35 <staffy> put on some weight xarcos u stick
17:42 <xarcos> I'm fat.
17:50 <staffy> 70kg aint fat
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17:58 <xarcos> Larddddddddddddd.
18:04 <staffy> 70kg is a stick especially been on a pc all day
18:07 <kibblz> lol
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18:14 <staffy> faggot
18:15 <staffy> man up
18:26 <staffy> chicks dont like sticks
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19:17 <ElectroDoll> ...
19:18 <ElectroDoll> I do
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19:20 <ElectroDoll> :)
19:22 <Clairey> they lick dicks
19:23 <Clairey> ?
19:26 <Clairey> like even
19:31 <Clairey> lick too...
19:45 <xarcos> My crotch is 70kg.
19:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> king xarcos
20:05 <xarcos> I need to hire slaves to carry it around.
20:08 <xarcos> :(
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20:27 <xarcos> I am thinking about installing some wheels on my penis.
20:38 <xarcos> Maybe a spoiler too.
20:44 <Bellatrix> now what purpose would that serve xarcos?
20:49 <xarcos> Mobility?
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23:49 <Bellatrix> umm ok
23:52 <Bellatrix> nighty night kids
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24:07 <xarcos> Why is there a guy from Russia here?
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25:01 <kibblz> cause he wants to meet you
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27:00 <staffy> prob to bash you xarcos
27:01 <staffy> u stick
27:13 * xarcos rubs his crotch on staffy's face.
27:21 <staffy> he uses u as a cane to beat school kids
27:22 * TheStig slaps xarcos around a bit with a large trout
27:55 <staffy> xarcos why do you talk like a chick?
28:03 <staffy> you are a bit feminem
28:13 <xarcos> Why do you talk like a fag?
28:15 <xarcos> You are a bit gay.
28:21 <staffy> thats gay talk right there
28:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> leave my bf alone staffy
28:33 <xarcos> Yeah, stop talking to me.
28:33 <staffy> do you get your tan off a pc monitor?
28:33 <xarcos> Homo.
28:41 <staffy> stick
29:08 <staffy> xarcos you must be jealous because i have a better physic then you
29:34 <xarcos> Considering you can't even spell physique, I doubt it.
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29:45 <staffy> you can spell better then me
29:52 <staffy> just proves your more of a nerd
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29:59 <staffy> sit there an study the dictionary
30:03 <xarcos> Just better than you.
30:04 <xarcos> Ty.
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30:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you know what we do to terrorists staffy ?
30:13 <staffy> is it fun been a stick?
30:24 <staffy> WiLd_TuRkeY save the big talk
30:25 <Agonistarch> Yes
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30:33 <staffy> I.T. geeks are weak as piss
30:47 <xarcos> I bet staffy puffs out after 10 situps.
31:02 <staffy> i bet a girl could knock you out with a handbag
31:14 <Hal9000> irc girls smell like poo.
31:18 <Hal9000> must be all that sitting down they do
31:45 <staffy> lol
31:48 <staffy> irc girls
32:00 <staffy> most irc girls come on here to look good
32:08 <staffy> coz they are amonst the ugly chicks
32:09 <staffy> on here
32:21 <staffy> so they come on to get male attention they lack in the real world
32:30 <Hal9000> aussie chics arent very appealing
32:36 <staffy> i agree
32:45 <staffy> aussie chicks are too bogan like
32:58 <Hal9000> too horse faced
33:04 <staffy> lol
33:10 <Hal9000> and deep voices eww
33:13 <staffy> yeah
33:21 <staffy> smoke cones all the time
33:23 <staffy> bogans
33:28 <Hal9000> just couch potatoes
33:30 <Hal9000> and yobs
33:34 <staffy> yeah
33:44 <Hal9000> its probably the diet too
33:45 <staffy> and they are pig headed
33:54 <Hal9000> all that 'aussie diet' of meat and carbs
34:00 <Hal9000> makes them man-like
34:02 <staffy> lol
34:08 <staffy> they eat too many meat pies
34:42 <staffy> ion 5 years time aussie chicks will go to a bakery an go "yeah mate ill fkn grab 3 steak pies"
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35:06 <xarcos> That's because you live in Frankston staffy. You never get to meet real girls.
35:15 <xarcos> Only single horse mothers.
35:21 <staffy> i dont live in melbourne
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35:36 * Hal9000 drugs krystal
35:38 <xarcos> Lol.
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42:46 <Agonistarch> C-c-c-combo breaker
43:47 <Pieter> oooer
43:49 <Pieter> killer instinct
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45:54 <Agonistarch> No, its catching up!
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49:36 <xarcos> Dendra.
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50:10 <Agonistarch> Lol.
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50:45 <xarcos> Why does your name sound like those ice things from Oblivion?
51:04 <Agonistarch> Sounds like daedra
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51:21 <xarcos> DAGOTH UR
51:35 <Agonistarch> ?
51:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ?
51:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ?
51:46 <Agonistarch> ?
51:50 <xarcos> The precursor to Mehrunes Dagon.
51:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :D
52:03 <Agonistarch> Oh right
52:39 <Agonistarch> !
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55:20 <Bass`Babe85> hello anita I creamed and here you are empty handed
55:23 <Bass`Babe85> =(
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55:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> =(\
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55:55 <xarcos> )=
56:18 <anita> lol mel
56:22 * anita licks your face
56:23 <anita> omg
56:24 <anita> omg
56:30 <anita> dima chases me around and licks my face or ears
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56:51 <xarcos> Rub your face with tobasco sauce next time.
56:53 Part: Sxymelbguy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
56:58 <xarcos> He'll be in for a surprise.
57:01 Part: Luvette ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:10 <anita> haha
57:13 <anita> he loves chilli
57:19 <anita> the tobasco sauce would just burn my face
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01:30 <RichardFeynman> Is Tobasco a cheap alternative to Tabasco?
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02:07 <anita> who the fuck cares. lol
02:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wb TurK
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02:39 <Jeffy> lol
02:47 <anita> hai Jeffy
02:50 <Jeffy> hi
02:59 <anita> found a place yet?
03:19 <Jeffy> nope.
03:25 <Jeffy> the market is pretty shitty at the minute
03:32 <Jeffy> because there are so many people chasing places
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03:40 <anita> yeah sucks
03:46 <anita> ive been looking for one bedroom apartments
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03:54 <xarcos> You can live in my nuclear bunker if you want.
03:56 <anita> i'm gonna be fucked in a couple of weeks
04:02 <anita> jackies mum is renovating the place
04:06 <anita> so i gotta get out for a week
04:10 <anita> but i needa be close to work
04:12 <anita> sucks
04:23 <kibblz> whos gonna fuck you
04:26 <kibblz> oh
04:28 <kibblz> nevermind
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06:12 <spilly> Hi
06:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey spilly
06:25 <xarcos> Spolly
06:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> give us ur lunch money
06:48 <spilly> My mum makes my lunch
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07:22 <xarcos> My mum says I'm cool.
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07:35 <spilly> She says that about everyone xarcos
07:52 <xarcos> Your mum makes everyone's lunch too.
08:02 <Lilah[away]> My mum said she wants me.
08:10 <Lilah[away]> Your mum*
08:17 <xarcos> Mega fail.
08:21 <spilly> Indeedy
08:23 <Lilah[away]> :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9
08:31 * xarcos points and laughs at Lilah[away].
08:34 <Lilah[away]> I'm not even drunk.
08:48 <xarcos> Ale; Romulan; Intoxicating.
08:56 <Lilah[away]> Coffee; Black; Hot.
09:01 <spilly> I bought some more earl grey today
09:08 <Lilah[away]> 'sif you're Picard
09:14 <xarcos> YOU'RE A HERETIC
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09:37 * xarcos throws spilly in the Enterprise furnace.
09:40 Part: Elizabeth ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:01 <xarcos> Reminds me of Star Control II... the Druuge ship throws its crew into a furnace for extra speed.
10:14 <spilly> Man i cant wait for interstellar travel
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11:28 <Bee_Hornet> ant are growing wings
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11:34 <Bee_Hornet> ants are...
11:39 <xarcos> What star system are you thinking about moving to spilly?
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12:04 <Bee_Hornet> alpha centuri B
12:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the one with 72 virgins
12:10 <Angryman> anyone else love Frankston?\
12:15 <Bee_Hornet> i do
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12:16 <mr`indiazz> i seedn this girl lastnite she has big tits?
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12:27 <Bee_Hornet> philip island also, sorento
12:47 <Angryman> cowes
12:50 <Bee_Hornet> yep
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12:58 <Bee_Hornet> nice town
13:10 <Bee_Hornet> chicks are horney for my cock
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13:51 <JeLlY_BaBy> frankston is the asshole of melbourne and sorrento is the wankers hangout
14:06 <spilly> Cool JeLlY_BaBy
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14:22 <spilly> Any kind words for Willy?
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15:04 <JeLlY_BaBy> i only know about those areas coz i lived in em... They all suck
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15:38 <spilly> Perhaps you contributed to their suckiness
16:15 <spilly> I certainly contribute to williamstown awesomeness
16:26 * Lucinda is Away: sleeping :) Time: 11:16pm Tue 28/07
16:26 Nick: Lucinda is now known as away
16:26 Nick: away is now known as luc-away
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19:19 <Bass`Babe85> JeLlY_BaBy your nick makes me want to use your mouth as a toilet depository..
19:22 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
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20:05 * mr`indiazz slaps Geek-Girl around a bit with a large trout
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20:25 <mr`indiazz> penis
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21:27 * xarcos severs mr`indiazz's jugular with a blunt knife.
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21:36 <deathdealer> MatheMatical Objects in computational tools in a Unified Object-Oriented approach c++ - Yair shapira
21:44 <mr`indiazz> hello
21:50 <mr`indiazz> watch out for the wombat
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21:57 <mr`indiazz> at wombat gully
22:07 <deathdealer> chrish n murray
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22:20 <xarcos> .
22:25 * spilly loves jelly babies
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22:29 <spilly> especially the black ones
22:39 <deathdealer> i like licorice
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22:49 <spilly> Me too!
22:55 <deathdealer> yes nice
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22:59 <deathdealer> :) lol
23:00 <spilly> I also like english mustard
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23:21 <deathdealer> yumm with kransky sausage with mustard and hot dog rolls
23:27 <xarcos> English mustard tastes like horseraddish.
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23:52 <deathdealer> I cant wait to get back, brb sleep
23:53 <spilly> I love that feeling when I've had too much
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24:04 Nick: Angryman is now known as John_Dumby
24:05 <xarcos> You LIKE THAT?
24:11 <xarcos> It's a horrible feelings... goes up your sinuses.
24:11 <spilly> It's like my nose has launched into space
24:19 <xarcos> Haha.
24:27 <John_Dumby> oops!!! I just bought 35 trains from Italy that dont even work on Melbourne Train Tracks.
24:58 <John_Dumby> i hope somali pirates steal them so that I dont like like a complete fool.
25:09 <spilly> 35?
25:22 <John_Dumby> maybe 38..
25:35 <spilly> When was this announced?
25:52 <xarcos> Smarch 42nd.
25:52 <John_Dumby> Start of the year?
26:08 <John_Dumby> They are being shipped
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26:27 <spilly> John_Dumby: well of course, it would be hard to drive them here
26:54 <John_Dumby> not as hard as Somali Pirates stealing them.
27:01 <John_Dumby> because trains are too heavy to steal.
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28:11 <John_Dumby> "There are a lot of stories out there about pirates, but this would be a pretty big thing to steal. They're (trains) pretty heavy."
28:25 <spilly> I love pirates.
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28:41 <xarcos> Pirates love trains.
28:55 <John_Dumby> Even if they arrive with no issues, they dont fit on our train tracks.
29:10 <spilly> Only if they float xarcos
29:18 <xarcos> They play hide and seek in them.
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30:44 <xarcos> float train;
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31:30 <spilly> java.util.Float train;
31:37 <xarcos> ...........................
31:41 <xarcos> I want to kill you.
32:05 <spilly> System.out.println("Yes" + " you should");
32:10 <xarcos> ARGH
32:28 * xarcos watches spilly draw one window with 1204 lines of code.
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32:43 <elite_zero> !seen netz
32:58 <elite_zero> !seen invizzi
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33:16 <spilly> What sort of window?
33:17 <elite_zero> anyone employed?
33:23 <John_Dumby> yes!
33:27 <elite_zero> ya?
33:47 <John_Dumby> although, mainly i sit on my hands and do nothing.
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34:01 <elite_zero> u sit on your hands?
34:13 <John_Dumby> yes.
34:13 <elite_zero> you put your hands beneath your bottoms?
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34:20 <elite_zero> so your hands will get warm?
34:20 <John_Dumby> yes.
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34:48 <elite_zero> what do you do for a living?
34:55 * mr`indiazz slaps Lisssa around a bit with a large trout
35:03 <John_Dumby> I 'run' the State of Victoria.
35:04 <elite_zero> mrindia, what u do for a living?
35:15 <elite_zero> john, please explain?
35:32 Part: Italian_m ([email protected]) from #melbourne
35:41 <spilly> The government couldn't run a toilet; it'd get blocked.
35:55 <John_Dumby> Well... I hire a lot of advisers and spin doctors.
36:06 <elite_zero> u mean ur on newstart allowance?
36:11 <John_Dumby> I bought a few trains from italy a few months ago.
36:46 Part: PrEpPiE ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:10 Part: kinjiru ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:11 <John_Dumby> I also paid $1Million to get Tiger Woods to come to Melbourne.
37:11 Join: TRANCENERGY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@90cbe89f.westnet.com.au
38:17 <John_Dumby> wtf... Eric Bana is on letterman.
38:37 <damo-> yeah, hes in Funny People
38:45 <John_Dumby> never heard of it.
38:46 Join: tiesto ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:53 <damo-> movie that comes out in a few days in the USA
39:01 Join: Sh_ggyPerth ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:34 Join: Chipndal ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:43 Part: CRaZy`DuDe ([email protected]) from #melbourne
39:46 Nick: Sh_ggyPerth is now known as M45inPerthOnBiz
40:05 <John_Dumby> ughh... The Age uses Twitter for the Reader Comments.
40:09 <John_Dumby> fuck i hate Twitter.
40:29 <tiesto> and twitter hates YOU!
40:43 <John_Dumby> I'm sick of everyone talking about twitter.
40:55 <RichardFeynman> Tweet that..
41:06 <John_Dumby> that dave hughes and Will Wankerson are always yapping on about twittering.
41:08 <John_Dumby> fucking tools.
41:20 * mr`indiazz slaps TRANCENERGY around a bit with a large trout
41:24 <spilly> You Twit!
41:25 Part: xarcos ([email protected]) from #melbourne
41:34 <RichardFeynman> When you lose your virginity will you stop being angry?
41:34 <spilly> Twitterific
41:40 Join: cuteey ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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41:56 <spilly> @RichardFeynman: yeah
42:02 Part: missdizzy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:03 <John_Dumby> I will make an anouncement about it on twitter.
42:13 <RichardFeynman> What's your username, John_Dumby?
42:19 <John_Dumby> I dont have one.
42:30 <RichardFeynman> Get one, I need to be updated.
42:56 Join: xarcos ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:03 <John_Dumby> I'll twitter as i'm doing it.
43:06 <spilly> @xacos: you twit.
43:12 Join: kinjiru ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:30 <xarcos> &spilly, you reference.
43:33 Part: narredrew ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:46 Part: Jaguar81 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:48 <spilly> passing my reference eh
44:11 <spilly> Real men use pointers.
44:23 <xarcos> Not when it's in a function call.
44:30 <xarcos> passgas(&spilly);.
44:43 Part: oby ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:44 <xarcos> Mmm... bed.
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44:50 Join: SHIT- ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:06 Join: dangerAFK ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:12 <SHIT-> hi fatties
45:13 Join: oby ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:24 Nick: SHIT- is now known as SHIT
45:24 <anita> hi
45:30 <tiesto> lol
45:35 <mr`indiazz> who sell sliff plz msg me??
45:39 * xarcos dreams of integers.
45:41 <mr`indiazz> who sell spliff plz msg me??
45:45 <tiesto> mr indiazz
45:46 <SHIT> spliff?
45:48 <SHIT> lolz
45:48 <tiesto> ask for drugs elsewhere
45:54 <tiesto> u fkn curry munching fuck
45:56 <spilly> xarcos: short, long, long longs?
46:14 <SHIT> bye fatties
46:16 Part: SHIT ([email protected]) from #melbourne
46:22 <mr`indiazz> my penis smeel like ur mum
46:32 <Pieter> Have a great night peoples
46:35 <Pieter> actually no!
46:38 <Pieter> Have a shit night peoples!
46:38 Join: Jessica ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:42 Join: jp ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:42 <Jessica> hiiii
46:47 <Pieter> just make sure you're on the toilet when you do!
46:51 <Pieter> plop plop plop
46:59 <Pieter> niteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)))
47:05 Join: Jenna_17_F ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:14 <Jessica> any cute boyz here?
47:29 <dangerAFK> any old men posing as girls?
47:33 * dangerAFK looks at Jessica
47:37 <tiesto> LOL
47:37 <Pieter> naa
47:38 <Pieter> im ugly
47:38 <tiesto> bahahah
47:40 <Pieter> niteeeeeeeeeeeeeee
47:42 <tiesto> msg pieter shes hot
47:44 <spilly> It's IRC Jessica. EVERYONE is cute.
48:02 <Jenna_17_F> any hot guys in here who want to fill me in ? PM me
48:07 <anita> Pieter has great pins
48:11 <dangerAFK> lol
48:17 <Jessica> any guys looking for hot fun?
48:27 <damo-> wats funny is both of them are in afl_live and both have male names ;)
48:28 <dangerAFK> gotta love the retards
48:35 <RichardFeynman> Jessica is [email protected] * Craig
48:37 <RichardFeynman> heh
48:45 <kibblz> maybe its her bf ?
48:47 <Jenna_17_F> LMFAO @ CRAIG
48:48 <spilly> i have plaster filler Jenna_17_F
48:48 <Jenna_17_F> LMFAO @ CRAIG
48:49 <RichardFeynman> Jenna_17_F is [email protected] * Matthew
48:58 <dangerAFK> you dont get one real girl lookin for cock, so its 2 trying at the same time is funny
48:59 <RichardFeynman> Lie better.
49:01 <Jenna_17_F> RICHARD, your smart
49:07 <RichardFeynman> Lie better!
49:09 <Jenna_17_F> the other 10 people who messaged me AREN'T
49:10 Join: staffy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:16 Part: oby ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:24 Part: Jenna_17_F ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:27 <Jeffy> Jenna_17_F is [email protected] * Matthew
49:28 <anita> LOL
49:31 <dangerAFK> tards hey
49:36 <tiesto> anita is a ladyboy
49:36 <tiesto> ;/
49:42 <anita> i'm guessing you two messaged her/him
49:45 <anita> then realised it was a guy
49:48 Mode: (by stebie) -b TheStig!*@*
49:48 Mode: (by stebie) -b *!*@6ab861c2.internode.on.net
49:50 <anita> tiesto: shh.
49:52 Part: jp ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:56 Part: jonno ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:58 <anita> i've got a rep to protect
49:58 <spilly> Jenna_17_F is deceptive advertising.
49:58 <tiesto> anita
50:00 <tiesto> u wet?
50:04 <Jeffy> jenna_17_f & jessica was in the same channels as each other
50:05 <dangerAFK> considering theyre both in the afl channel, theres a good chance theyre actually gay and just want to get pictures of cocks
50:10 <spilly> Ought to file a compliant with the ACCC.
50:10 <dangerAFK> all that showering with other men
50:14 <RichardFeynman> I always realise it's a male, post orgasm.
50:26 <tiesto> danger
50:28 <tiesto> u into cocks?
50:40 <dangerAFK> im not in to football, so no
50:44 Part: Stiffla ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:48 <tiesto> not a footy man?
50:48 <tiesto> rofl
50:50 Part: TRANCENERGY ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:54 <tiesto> u must be a fag then
51:08 <dangerAFK> because i dont want to pat guys asses and shower with them?
51:17 <dangerAFK> or watch them run around in little shorts?
51:21 <dangerAFK> totally gay.
51:24 <tiesto> lol
51:26 <tiesto> mate
51:29 <tiesto> your a fkwit
51:43 <tiesto> obviously your a fat fuck
51:44 <dangerAFK> sorry you're not gunna get my cock man, dont lash out
51:49 <tiesto> whose not into any kind of sports
51:50 <tiesto> eh
51:50 <tiesto> :)
51:58 <tiesto> u shepparton poof
52:04 <tiesto> go crop some fields faggot
52:07 <staffy> football gets boring
52:10 <dangerAFK> shepp isnt a farming town genius
52:15 <staffy> i rather watch ufc or boxing
52:17 <tiesto> shepps a fkn hole
52:20 <tiesto> full of sluts
52:25 Part: spilly ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:28 <tiesto> slut central in shepp
52:30 <dangerAFK> that part is true
52:31 <tiesto> easy clean up joint
52:50 Part: Frankston27` ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:52 <dangerAFK> yeah but you dont wanna get involved banging the scummy chicks out on the town in shepp
53:05 <tiesto> lol
53:15 Join: Mr_SATISFACTION ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:16 Join: aBc ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:21 <dangerAFK> all you'll get is herpes and angry boyfriends
53:34 <tiesto> the angry bf scenario ay
53:46 <RichardFeynman> I want to see some hot chicks at Comic Con.
54:00 <dangerAFK> Jessica is keeping it up, bet he's cybering some unsuspecting bloke right now
54:25 <kokothemonkey> i have digital herpes
54:38 Join: Miss|HotLegs ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:45 <tiesto> lol
54:47 <tiesto> @ miss hot legs
54:54 Join: orionling ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:17 Part: Jessica ([email protected]) from #melbourne
55:19 <dangerAFK> hot legs because she's 50 kilos overweight and cant stop sweating
55:22 Join: niccolla ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:30 <Miss|HotLegs> lol.
55:34 Join: SouthWestEnt ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:36 <Miss|HotLegs> use make me laugh ?
55:49 Join: Netz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Netz
55:52 <tiesto> lol
55:52 <RichardFeynman> What's with autographs?
55:54 * tiesto cockslaps netrz
55:55 <tiesto> netz*
55:57 <dangerAFK> use isnt a word, not in that sense anyway
56:00 <Miss|HotLegs> havnt been on here in ages and i come acroos people that still act like dis funny
56:01 <dangerAFK> use guys
56:01 <Netz> tiesto: are u wet again?
56:05 <Miss|HotLegs> mirc hasnt changed :D
56:06 <Miss|HotLegs> lol
56:09 <dangerAFK> "act like dis"
56:19 <dangerAFK> retard factor confirmed
56:23 <RichardFeynman> It's IRC.
56:24 <Bass`Babe85> my tummy aches
56:31 <dangerAFK> hey Bass`Babe85 is still alive
56:33 <dangerAFK> crazy times
56:34 <Bass`Babe85> yup
56:35 Part: SouthWestEnt ([email protected]) from #melbourne
56:37 <Bass`Babe85> barely
56:41 <Bass`Babe85> too many tacos
56:48 <RichardFeynman> Taco kisses?
56:52 <Bass`Babe85> nup
56:55 <Bass`Babe85> just tacos
57:00 <Bass`Babe85> now my tummy hurts
57:13 <RichardFeynman> I haven't seen South Park is so long.
57:54 <Bass`Babe85> is so long?
58:03 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Quit: invader blood runs through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants... the pants command me! do not ignore my veins!
58:24 <RichardFeynman> in*
58:58 Part: M45inPerthOnBiz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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