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00:03 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> I'm not here by choice, I got stuck in time
00:04 <kokothemonkey> try holland with amsterdam, hash bars :P
00:13 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:18 <PandasDontDrive> sup bro
00:19 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> I m trying pig lands
00:20 <PandasDontDrive> thers
00:25 <D-Yoshii> Photos uploaded and Facebook'D. Weew.
00:34 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to go to cambodia
00:36 <PandasDontDrive> and vietnam
00:38 <PandasDontDrive> wit ma mamma
00:40 <PandasDontDrive> <3
00:46 <kokothemonkey> i was stuck in time but i just stuck my dick in the flux capacitor and it worked again
00:50 <Quincy> sounds like a great sex holiday
00:54 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
00:56 <xarcos> Gross, now I have to logon to Fatbook.
00:59 <kokothemonkey> sucky sucky 5 dollars
00:59 <Quincy> you and romper are going to team up i bet
01:01 <xarcos> And watch your farmsex update.
01:02 <Geek-Girl> Stupid auxiliary verb. :(
01:08 <PandasDontDrive> xarcos my love
01:12 <PandasDontDrive> *smokes you a kipper*
01:14 <damian> nat?
01:17 <BoJangles> http://www.supload.com/listen?s=ucroDf <-- is some more crap, from my easy listening collection (code named exile)
01:19 <PandasDontDrive> Geek-Girl my advisary
01:20 <xarcos> Will you be back for breakfast?
01:20 <D-Yoshii> xarcos: You'll love it. XP
01:26 <PandasDontDrive> NEVAR!
01:44 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> I m enjoying my dwon synfrome
01:48 <PandasDontDrive> ive been missing the episodes on abc 2 lately
01:51 <PandasDontDrive> keep waking up so late
01:53 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> down syndrome
01:58 <kokothemonkey> i have up syndrome
02:04 <PandasDontDrive> i have drunksyndrome
02:10 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> fuck your ass koko
02:17 <kokothemonkey> i have that too i have vodka right now
02:27 <kokothemonkey> yes sir may i have another
02:34 <PandasDontDrive> yum
02:39 <PandasDontDrive> i dont have booze till tomoz
02:40 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> make me some bagels
02:48 <PandasDontDrive> n i gotta get some smoke
02:52 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> and beef jerky
02:56 <PandasDontDrive> jeeaaa
02:58 <BoJangles> All smoke is bad for lungs.
02:59 <PandasDontDrive> go the jerky
03:05 <BoJangles> Welcome to emphysema.
03:05 <PandasDontDrive> too bad the packets r so fkn small
03:06 Join: rippen|Kitten ([email protected]) to #melbourne
03:15 <PandasDontDrive> what do you want to live forever BoJangles
03:20 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> I have found another universe in me
03:22 <PandasDontDrive> my attitude is FUCK IT
03:30 <PandasDontDrive> when i get sick ill blow my fucking brains out
03:35 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> no fear more like metrix
03:45 <kokothemonkey> i tried that attitude but i got my dick stuck in a keyhole
03:49 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:51 <PandasDontDrive> mm
03:54 <PandasDontDrive> panda needs some sexin
03:55 Part: rippen|Kitten ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:55 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> sup cherry
04:24 <kokothemonkey> sup
04:37 <kokothemonkey> i need some panda love
04:40 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> I take everything for granted
04:54 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:59 <PandasDontDrive> panda lovin is cuddly
05:01 Join: dontknow ([email protected]) to #melbourne
05:03 <PandasDontDrive> and EXTREME
05:08 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> even when my ex wife went out with another lover
05:15 <PandasDontDrive> who cares
05:16 <PandasDontDrive> fuck her
05:20 <PandasDontDrive> x's r shit
05:21 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> no fuck you
05:21 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:23 <kokothemonkey> get her stoned to death
05:26 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
05:30 Part: hugaholic ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:36 <PandasDontDrive> if ya cant do ya job take a course
05:55 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> recently i'm in love with post-op trannies
06:05 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:07 <PandasDontDrive> weird fucker
06:13 <PandasDontDrive> goto iran
06:17 <RichardFeynman> Next step is pre-op..
06:19 <PandasDontDrive> plenty there
06:25 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> go to thailand or combodia
06:45 <nonenforcement> Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
06:47 <nonenforcement> Mad.
07:06 <PandasDontDrive> goto iran
07:11 <PandasDontDrive> its trannie capital
07:15 Part: Johnny_Stamboli ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:24 <PandasDontDrive> and they will even give u a female ID
07:32 Join: bourbonz0r ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:33 <PandasDontDrive> so it doesnt conflict with islam
07:34 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
07:52 <RichardFeynman> What happened to some ESPN reporter?
08:00 Join: melb_boy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:06 <PandasDontDrive> wat
08:10 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck are you
08:13 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
08:19 <PandasDontDrive> IM GRUMPY PANDA!
08:19 <Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia> Iran is full of rapist
08:23 * PandasDontDrive smax mikeys bumbum
08:49 <PandasDontDrive> indians have more sex than anybody
08:54 <PandasDontDrive> goes to show ugly ppl get the most sex
09:04 <kokothemonkey> in iran it's not rape, it's called marriage
09:13 Part: melb_boy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
09:25 Nick: Naiad|Despina|Triton|Laomedeia is now known as Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos
09:31 <BoJangles> Apparenly new research suggests Australian aborigines migrated from India, some many tens of thousands of years ago.
09:35 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> i dont believe in no gods
10:00 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> I could pass for an aboriginies
10:15 <kokothemonkey> but do abos know how to make curry, thats the important question
10:49 <Netz> nite sinners
10:50 Part: Netz ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
10:51 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> i know how to make pastries
11:16 <kokothemonkey> i can make vodka shots
11:34 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> i wish you were african
11:43 <PandasDontDrive> abos dont have ONE single traditional 'dish'
11:48 <PandasDontDrive> no cuisine
11:55 <PandasDontDrive> they are fucking neandethallers
12:07 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> Pie and Pastry chef
12:11 <Kill_Goyim> Goanna?
12:21 <PandasDontDrive> roo on hot coals
12:22 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
12:23 <PandasDontDrive> some meal
12:27 <PandasDontDrive> they dont even skin it
12:36 Part: walkman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
12:37 <BoJangles> Grubs and turds
12:38 <Kill_Goyim> Needs garlic
12:41 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:52 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> Sharks mating is more like a gang-bang
13:05 Part: mrdanger ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:12 <BoJangles> Turtle style is where it�s at, the males just like up and all root the same female.
13:26 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> I like penguins sex
13:29 Part: YesPlease ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:34 <PandasDontDrive> they shouldnt be allowed to hunt turtle
13:35 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> papa hatch the egg
13:37 <PandasDontDrive> im not allowed to
13:40 <PandasDontDrive> why allow them to
13:42 Part: Johnny_E ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:19 Part: irc_shrink ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:36 Join: Marco ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:36 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> http://www.sandtopia.com.au/shop/penguin%20and%20baby.JPG
15:18 Nick: dangerAFK is now known as mrdanger
15:43 <kokothemonkey> dolphins have been known to gang rape
15:52 <PandasDontDrive> i cant remember if i cried when i read about his widowed bride
15:58 <PandasDontDrive> but something touched me deep inside the day
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> the music, diiieeed
16:02 <PandasDontDrive> sing along
16:15 <kokothemonkey> she said her name was bille jean
16:18 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> so does the sharks
16:25 Part: Fred-Bear ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:29 <PandasDontDrive> SO BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE drove my chevvy to the levy but the levy was dry them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this'll be the day that i die!
16:31 <BoJangles> Jilly bean.
16:35 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> http://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/images/0611/adventure-travel/antarctica.jpg
16:38 <PandasDontDrive> did you write the book of love and you have faith in god above
16:43 <kokothemonkey> we all know the sharks gang rape, every rugby team does :P
16:51 <PandasDontDrive> i love sharks
16:55 <PandasDontDrive> but not rugby
17:13 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> I like watching gay video types
17:16 <Pieter> im gonna cum in all your bums
17:18 <BoJangles> http://www.supload.com/listen?s=cyWkSl <-- more slow stuff from the exile compilation, quite sickening really.
17:19 <Pieter> and then ya mums
17:23 <PandasDontDrive> u are fucked up man
17:26 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:34 <Pieter> n show you how they are dumb
17:43 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> never tried that, homosex?
17:51 <Pieter> you sure you really want some?
17:58 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> yep
18:21 <PandasDontDrive> *runs a train on Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos ass*
18:25 <kokothemonkey> homosex feels wierd
18:26 <PandasDontDrive> take it like the punk you are
18:27 Part: HOTBICHICK ([email protected]) from #melbourne
18:57 <Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos> I would never know that!
19:44 Nick: Jeffy is now known as Jef[a]
20:13 Part: [maTty ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:33 <kibblz> �
20:40 <PandasDontDrive> waa wikity
21:35 * kokothemonkey cries into PandasDontDrive's ball sack
21:54 <BoJangles> This beer is flowing through me like a bad Indian meal.
22:40 Nick: Oberon|Umbriel|Sycorax|Setebos is now known as Megaclite|Eurydome|Orthosie|Io
22:55 <Megaclite|Eurydome|Orthosie|Io> any MILFs want to adopt me?
23:25 <Megaclite|Eurydome|Orthosie|Io> i could suggest the best beer to you
23:57 Join: Interesting ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:59 Part: {LeE}Bass_Hunter ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:03 Join: john- ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:06 <Megaclite|Eurydome|Orthosie|Io> montiets raddle beer
24:57 Part: Megaclite|Eurydome|Orthosie|Io ([email protected]) from #melbourne
25:26 Join: snotface ([email protected]) to #melbourne
25:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o snotface
26:15 Join: Show_Girl ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:24 Part: mR`KoLO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
26:33 Join: mR`KoLO ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:00 Part: Mr_Smart ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:05 Join: termsaone ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:12 <termsaone> woah is this melbourne
27:19 <termsaone> fuck that was cheap
27:39 <kibblz> get yo ass to mars
27:47 <termsaone> so wheres the drugs u ozzie gangstars
28:11 <mrdanger> "no drug talk"
28:40 <termsaone> sorrryyy mate wont do it agian
28:55 <mrdanger> i dont care, just trying to help you avoid a ban
28:56 * BoJangles thred termsaone a panadole
28:59 <termsaone> soo wheres all the drugs at pm me if u wanna talk some sick deals
29:08 <mrdanger> pretty tardish
29:09 Join: MrInappropriate ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:12 <termsaone> panadole
29:15 <mrdanger> hardcore mother fucker
29:24 <termsaone> ok
29:32 <termsaone> is that all
29:37 <termsaone> like
29:43 <termsaone> is that comes in ur boat
30:07 <termsaone> u got me stunnd here mate i cant even type
30:19 Part: MrWhosNext ([email protected]) from #melbourne
30:29 <BoJangles> Drugs are bad mmkay.
30:39 <termsaone> so thats why melbourne ppl are shooting each other becoz thay got pain killers
30:57 Part: Kill_Goyim ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:07 <termsaone> sorry that was abit to up the ladder
31:14 <termsaone> panadol dont even do anything
31:16 <BoJangles> Melbourne shoots each other because they lack a certain amount of grey matter reducing their intellect to below high school level.
31:22 <termsaone> so how much u chargin
31:28 <BoJangles> rrp.
31:31 <BoJangles> +10%
31:51 <termsaone> mate ur a walking fucking book
31:59 <termsaone> a fucking info book
32:01 Join: mylar ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:04 Part: Cyrax ([email protected]) from #melbourne
32:12 Join: LeTs`PlAy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:12 <RichardFeynman> A book of misinformation?
32:14 <mrdanger> as opposed to a disinfo book?
32:23 Join: ^AnGeL_KiTTy^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:37 <termsaone> i dunno your words are too big for me
32:39 * mrdanger steals RichardFeynmans m
32:48 <termsaone> speak lamen
32:50 Join: SearchOfSunrise ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:56 <mrdanger> what does lamen mean?
32:58 Part: staffy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:00 <termsaone> laymen
33:05 <termsaone> watever the fuck it is
33:10 <xarcos> Lamington.
33:29 <BoJangles> Laymen, people who are very tired.
34:00 <snotface> im tired.
34:01 <termsaone> yer
34:03 <snotface> well my legs are.
34:34 Nick: ShadowLurker is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
34:39 Join: KnIghT_RiDeR ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:42 Part: ^AnGeL_KiTTy^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:53 Join: ^AnGeL_KiTTy^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:56 <Pieter> errr
34:58 <Pieter> ^AnGeL_KiTTy^
34:59 <Pieter> :/
35:06 Join: ur_man ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:14 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> i fckt the pw on ythe other one :S
35:17 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> sux
35:27 <BoJangles> Now in English.
35:27 <Pieter> what?
35:39 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> i cant identify the opther nick
35:48 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> so im stuck with this one...should i wanna chat
35:49 <Pieter> dummy
35:50 <BoJangles> ohhhhh.
35:55 Join: Cyrax ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:59 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> angel, pft
35:59 <Pieter> how come youre not mon msn?
36:00 <Pieter> on
36:05 <BoJangles> your PW is PinkVaginas.
36:11 <termsaone> so what does a melbourne person do
36:16 <^pHANTOM^> lol
36:18 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> cuz u did one of ur blast the feck outta shasn for no fckn reason tricks theother night
36:33 <BoJangles> Now in English?
36:40 <Pieter> i was drunk
36:44 <ur_man> any ladies wanna talk ?
36:45 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> hey ^pHANTOM^
36:48 Nick: EvilTemptress is now known as EvilTempBNCaway
36:57 <^pHANTOM^> hey ^AnGeL_KiTTy^ ;D
36:58 Nick: mrdanger is now known as dangerAFK
37:00 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> hehe well ye, thats why...basically :)
37:10 <Pieter> *shrug*
37:14 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> good to see things ok now
37:15 <RichardFeynman> Why does the old Papermate Pacer cost so much more than the new ones?
37:17 Nick: demon` is now known as demon`nothere
37:29 <Pieter> miranda was online earlier
37:35 <Pieter> she's back on irc too
37:37 <xarcos> "Good sir! You permeated angst, to which I consumed. I was but a victim of this treachery at dusk."
37:40 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> haha really?
37:44 <jonno> cya demon` :-)
37:44 <Pieter> yeh
37:46 <xarcos> I translated it.
37:54 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> she injured heself at work
37:55 <Pieter> i think im gonna fuck her instead
38:00 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> so i spose she has excess time on her hands
38:02 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> ooer
38:04 * xarcos vomits on Pieter.
38:05 <BoJangles> ahhhh.
38:07 <xarcos> Catch another disease.
38:10 <kokothemonkey> MEOW
38:38 <Pieter> waiting for this damn xb360 game to burn
38:39 <kokothemonkey> i'm gonna play burnout
38:39 <Pieter> then im going to bed
38:44 <Pieter> sleeping tablets are kicking in hard
38:48 <Pieter> shouldnt have taken 20
38:50 <Pieter> :/
38:54 <BoJangles> http://www.supload.com/listen?s=1LmSIz <-- shit that flows from me, if anyone is interested.
39:10 Part: moi2 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
39:18 <xarcos> I hope it's not actually an .mp3 of you in the toilet.
39:29 <BoJangles> Just about.
39:39 <BoJangles> This one was laid at my pc desk though.
39:41 Nick: EvilTempBNCaway is now known as EvilTemptress
39:41 Join: compunerd ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:51 Nick: demon`nothere is now known as demon`
39:54 <Pieter> might download that ghostbusters game now
39:57 <PandasDontDrive> lol xarc
40:05 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> chris styopped by before
40:11 Part: LeTs`PlAy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:12 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> jsut for a moment
40:14 <termsaone> who cares
40:20 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> god thats a nice bike :)~
40:21 <termsaone> to touch ur nipple
41:05 <Pieter> yeh
41:10 <Pieter> i gotta do the timing for him
41:19 <Pieter> i spose it can wait
41:24 Join: deathdealer ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:24 <ur_man> any ladies wanna talk ?
41:32 <kibblz> i do
41:33 <deathdealer> is this australia?
41:33 <BlackDevil> nope
41:39 Nick: deathdealer is now known as Megaclite|Eurydome|Orthosie|Io
41:40 <kibblz> but im a bit loose
41:42 <kibblz> do you mind
41:47 <BoJangles> Its Kevin rudds Australia.
42:00 <kibblz> ur_man
42:03 <Pieter> when i get my bike back on the road, should take him to philip island
42:05 <kibblz> imm too loose for u
42:07 <BoJangles> Which means your living in a snotty eating county.
42:15 <Pieter> anyway
42:16 Nick: compunerd is now known as GAyFM
42:20 <GAyFM> hmm
42:22 <Pieter> there
42:24 <Pieter> thats done
42:26 <Pieter> im going to bed
42:30 <Pieter> have a good night peoples:)
42:34 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> night
42:37 <ur_man> kibblz pvt
42:39 <GAyFM> Pieter: das hoert mann
42:40 Part: DJ_Nick ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:50 <kibblz> ur_man
42:52 <kibblz> no
42:55 <ur_man> y ??
42:59 Nick: Megaclite|Eurydome|Orthosie|Io is now known as Hyrrokkin|Bestla|Erriapus
42:59 <kibblz> cause im loose
43:05 <Hyrrokkin|Bestla|Erriapus> K rudd is sexy
43:09 <ur_man> loose??
43:13 <GAyFM> rudd blows
43:23 <kibblz> my pussy
43:24 <kibblz> is loose.
43:30 <GAyFM> at the gaybars
43:31 <xarcos> GAyFM: han g�r att f� fler sjukdomar.
43:32 <BoJangles> Rudd blows small animals.
43:32 <Pieter> gah
43:33 <ur_man> pvt talk?
43:38 <Pieter> gotta leave the computer on tonight
43:41 <Pieter> finish this damn download
43:45 <GAyFM> xarcos: haha :)
43:49 <Pieter> im getting watchmen for xb360
43:51 * Pieter bounces
43:56 <Pieter> cant wait
43:58 <xarcos> Vafan Pieter.
44:00 <Pieter> niteeeeeeeeeee
44:00 <xarcos> -_-
44:05 <Pieter> Good Night peoples
44:06 <Pieter> Good Niiiiiiiiiiight
44:08 <Pieter> g'niiiiiiiiiiite
44:12 <GAyFM> xarcos is gay
44:14 <^AnGeL_KiTTy^> dream sweet
44:14 Nick: Hyrrokkin|Bestla|Erriapus is now known as Prometheus|Daphnis|Kiviuq
44:16 <Pieter> Bad Night peopel!
44:20 Join: gtrboy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:20 <Pieter> Niteeeeeeeeeeeee
44:23 <Prometheus|Daphnis|Kiviuq> i m gay
44:30 <Geek-Girl> Finished homework!
44:31 <xarcos> Ditt ansikte �r b�g.
44:35 <Pieter> ^AnGeL_KiTTy^: IT will be when you're under the sheets going down on me :p
44:35 * Geek-Girl rolls around on floor.
44:38 <Pieter> but ay
44:40 <Pieter> thats what dreams are for
44:41 Part: kokothemonkey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:45 <Pieter> mind r*pe
44:46 <Pieter> :p
44:50 <Pieter> niteeeeeeee
44:56 * Prometheus|Daphnis|Kiviuq bites Geek-Girl's ass
45:10 <xarcos> Jag ska bara prata svenska.
45:29 <BoJangles> von swinken dinken minken swonken.
45:39 * xarcos giggles.
46:00 Join: HardCore ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:06 <Geek-Girl> I feel like flying a kite.
46:17 Join: OnlyGuyGirlsMagic ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:18 Nick: Prometheus|Daphnis|Kiviuq is now known as Bebhionn|Tarqeq|Jarnsaxa
46:20 <Bebhionn|Tarqeq|Jarnsaxa> lol
46:22 <Pieter> k
46:24 <BoJangles> In a lightning storm?
46:26 <Pieter> nodding off
46:28 <Pieter> too many tablets
46:28 <Pieter> nite
46:29 <Pieter> gone
46:30 Kick: Pieter was kicked by badger.qld.au.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 10 secs))
46:35 Join: Pieter ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:36 <xarcos> Hmm...
46:38 <pervert> lol
46:41 <Pieter> stupid bot
46:43 <xarcos> Geek-Girl �r den hetaste tjejen n�gonsin i universum.
46:49 <BoJangles> Pieter your liver will be shot by now.
46:51 <Pieter> niteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
46:55 <RichardFeynman> I'd sell my soul, my self esteem, a dollar at a time
47:04 <xarcos> I think my Swedish grammar sucks.
47:08 <Pieter> BoJangles: im sure its past that stage
47:08 <Pieter> anyway
47:08 <Pieter> cyas
47:19 <BoJangles> Night.
47:50 <Geek-Girl> Yes yes.
47:54 <kibblz> i lost count on how many times he said goodnight.
47:59 <BoJangles> YES.
48:29 Part: Mr_Me ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:32 <xarcos> I thought Pieter was just a bot that repeated 'night' randomly.
48:44 <RichardFeynman> No, you say goodbye. No, you.
48:44 <kibblz> stop messaging me ur_man.
48:48 Join: euro_jocks ([email protected]) to #melbourne
48:51 <euro_jocks> i love melbourne
48:57 <Geek-Girl> :( Why have I brushed my teeth already.. I feel like gingerbread men.
49:15 <kibblz> cause ur a stoner
49:56 <Bebhionn|Tarqeq|Jarnsaxa> i m a vice chancellor of loser mens club
50:02 Nick: Bebhionn|Tarqeq|Jarnsaxa is now known as Death_Dealer
50:31 <Death_Dealer> gingernut cookies
51:10 Part: D-Yoshii ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:27 <BoJangles> A PARTY company specialising in dances for lesbians and bisexual women has won the legal right to ban men.
51:43 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:45 <PandasDontDrive> and women bitch
51:49 <PandasDontDrive> about mens clubs
51:56 <PandasDontDrive> fucken contradictory bitches
52:01 <BoJangles> Indeed.
52:05 <BoJangles> http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25823014-36398,00.html.
52:08 <GAyFM> Death_Dealer: how are the dead souls doing ?
52:19 Nick: Death_Dealer is now known as Ymir|Fornjot|Surtur|Aegir
52:34 <Ymir|Fornjot|Surtur|Aegir> doing alright
52:49 <Ymir|Fornjot|Surtur|Aegir> doing great
53:02 <xarcos> Loki|Thor|Yggdrasil|Odin
53:05 Join: tamz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:12 <jonno> hey tammy
53:20 <jonno> miss me :-)
53:20 <BoJangles> Death_dealer your nicks suck arses.
53:33 <BoJangles> Please assimilate or die.
53:34 <xarcos> I concur.
53:35 <tamz> hey
53:40 <Ymir|Fornjot|Surtur|Aegir> ty cheers, your immigration law sucks too
53:41 <GAyFM> so does yours BoJangles
53:44 <jonno> what you doing
53:47 <tamz> nm
53:51 <tamz> bored n tired
53:53 <xarcos> GAyFM == gay fat man.
54:02 <BoJangles> What xarcos said'
54:04 <jonno> and till sick right
54:10 <tamz> yes
54:14 <PandasDontDrive> sunshine in the aiiiirrr
54:21 <PandasDontDrive> dance to the rythem
54:29 <GAyFM> fat, hairy, sauce on t-shirt and shit in pants
54:37 <PandasDontDrive> shutup ya foul pig
54:39 <xarcos> Neckbeard.
54:42 <BoJangles> Ymir|Fornjot|Surtur|Aegir you shoudl jsut trying catching a boat here.
54:46 <Ymir|Fornjot|Surtur|Aegir> xarcos is a serious mental patients
54:50 <jonno> when are you going to come over my place should bring sarah for a drive when your better :-)
54:55 <BoJangles> Apparently rudd lets you in with an open pass now.
55:00 Join: D-Yoshii ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> xarcos is awesome
55:07 <BoJangles> Indeed he is.
55:14 <BoJangles> With impeccable spelling as well.
55:24 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:32 <GAyFM> i just farted
55:36 * xarcos blushes.
55:42 <Ymir|Fornjot|Surtur|Aegir> I would keep him in my lesh
55:46 <Geek-Girl> Haha neckbeard.
56:05 <xarcos> Frotting neckbeard.
56:06 <GAyFM> farts at Geek-Girl
56:19 <D-Yoshii> Neckbeard? XD
56:27 <PandasDontDrive> there is no neck behind chuck norris' beard only another FIST
56:29 * Ymir|Fornjot|Surtur|Aegir chews Geek-Girl's lose vagina
56:38 Part: Ymir|Fornjot|Surtur|Aegir ([email protected]) from #melbourne
56:48 <BoJangles> And that�s the end of that.
56:49 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:50 <GAyFM> norris is gay, try j chan
56:51 <PandasDontDrive> about time
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> chan is old news
57:03 <PandasDontDrive> so is norris
57:10 <PandasDontDrive> give me under seige anyday
57:40 <GAyFM> gimme pee wee herman on cocaine
57:44 <BoJangles> Stevie seagull is fat a pudgy bastard.
58:13 <snotface> mmm
58:17 Part: termsaone ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:31 * baz smacks snotface
58:40 <GAyFM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9Lhn6DD2wo
58:49 <snotface> ow :(
59:01 <baz> sorry :(
59:04 <jonno> hi bazza how you been mate :-)
59:35 Part: groovegenerator ([email protected]) from #melbourne
00:00 <GAyFM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPK8BvfX80
00:06 <PandasDontDrive> bbbaaazzzznicles
00:14 <baz> I've been so so jonno
00:34 <PandasDontDrive> all my niggas!
00:41 <jonno> lol bazza
00:45 <snotface> soooooo tired
00:51 <snotface> i think its sleepybies time
00:53 <baz> what's so funny?
01:04 <jonno> whats so so
01:09 <GAyFM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVczw48ckhE
01:12 <jonno> :-)
01:13 <Geek-Girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkwpz7ha_6U&feature=channel
01:15 <PandasDontDrive> bai snotface
01:17 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
01:19 <baz> I wish I had a million bucks right now, there are, like, 10 things I discovered earlier tonight
01:23 <baz> that I want to buy right now.
01:24 <PandasDontDrive> someone guess this quote
01:28 <snotface> byebyenight pandies
01:29 <PandasDontDrive> SEE YOU IN HELL JOHNNY!
01:35 <PandasDontDrive> ni ni hunz
01:39 <snotface> goodnight sexies and uglies
01:42 <baz> who's going?
01:42 Part: snotface ([email protected]) from #melbourne (You hate to see me go but you love to watch me leave.)
01:48 <baz> her.
01:54 Part: ^AnGeL_KiTTy^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:58 <baz> and me.
02:00 Quit: baz ([email protected]) Quit:
02:10 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:13 <PandasDontDrive> noone can guess it
02:17 <BoJangles> Dropping like Frys.
02:31 <PandasDontDrive> cmon its EASY
02:54 Join: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:54 <kibblz> you look at some weird shit Geek-Girl.
02:55 <BoJangles> Steven king?
02:55 <kibblz> :S
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> its from Point Break!
03:02 <Geek-Girl> Weird?
03:07 Part: mylar ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:26 <Bee_Hornet> sorry, where was i?
03:30 <PandasDontDrive> in the aeroplane b4 he jumps out with no chute!
03:35 <BoJangles> Guess this quote: game over dude, GAME OVER.
03:44 <Bee_Hornet> I hav issues with remebering things
03:50 <Bee_Hornet> remembering
03:56 <BoJangles> It�s called dementia.
04:03 <Bee_Hornet> DID
04:21 <ur_man> any ladies wanna talk ?
04:25 <Bee_Hornet> dissociative identity disorder
04:27 <BoJangles> No fuck off.
04:35 <BoJangles> There are no ladies in here.
04:48 <Bee_Hornet> I m a lady if you want...
04:57 <BoJangles> Dick�s wangs and transvestites.
05:14 <BoJangles> ur_man so, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
05:29 <Geek-Girl> That quote, sounds like the one from Aliens.
05:33 <pervert> fuck up
05:36 <Geek-Girl> But he says Man, not dude.
05:42 <BoJangles> took enough googling :)
05:48 <Geek-Girl> No.
05:51 <Geek-Girl> I didn't google.
05:52 <BoJangles> Yes.
05:54 <Geek-Girl> Love that movie.
05:56 <Geek-Girl> Haha.
06:08 <ur_man> any ladies wanna talk ?
06:13 <kibblz> hey hicks... man you look just like i feeeel
06:28 <BoJangles> What about this one: I�m soo ronrey.
06:42 <BoJangles> ur_man SHIT FUCK UP YOU DEPSERATE GAY ARSE FUCK.
06:44 <OnlyGuyGirlsMagic> what happened
06:47 <Geek-Girl> Team America.
06:58 Join: M_hairdresser ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:58 <OnlyGuyGirlsMagic> who
07:00 <kibblz> what about this one...
07:04 <OnlyGuyGirlsMagic> what happened
07:08 <kibblz> "damnit cohagen.. give da ppl der airrrrr!"
07:09 <BoJangles> Your good, I see you�ve played quotsies before'
07:23 <OnlyGuyGirlsMagic> cohagan
07:24 <Geek-Girl> Haha. Isn't that Total Recall?
07:32 <kibblz> "shes trying to keeeel meeee"
07:32 <BoJangles> Yeah that movie.
07:32 <OnlyGuyGirlsMagic> fuck im scary
07:40 Part: Calin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:41 <kibblz> yeah fuck you Geek-Girl
07:43 <kibblz> cheat
07:43 <xarcos> Get to da choppa.
07:49 <Geek-Girl> Preditor.
08:00 <xarcos> Two... weeks...
08:04 <Geek-Girl> Lol total recall.
08:11 <kibblz> i can do arnies voice.
08:12 <OnlyGuyGirlsMagic> my jacket
08:13 Part: KnIghT_RiDeR ([email protected]) from #melbourne
08:14 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.extrasolar.net/image.asp?ImageID=129
08:20 <GAyFM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld0mSbJ6Shs&feature=related
08:25 <kibblz> i dunno why i didnt do that to you Geek-Girl when i had the chance.
08:42 <Bee_Hornet> three bewbs
10:45 Part: Interesting ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:46 <BoJangles> What�s this quote from: There are a lot of long words in there.
10:58 <BoJangles> First one to get it has to show me their tits.
11:12 <BoJangles> Miss; we're naught but humble pirates.
11:17 <Bee_Hornet> why didnt we keep their ships?
11:22 <nonenforcement> Egh.
11:42 <Geek-Girl> I don't know BoJangles.
11:44 <Geek-Girl> :(
12:14 <kibblz> peter pan?
12:31 <BoJangles> The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
12:36 Join: Calin ([email protected]) to #melbourne
12:46 * BoJangles waits
12:47 <kibblz> i think thats enough quote games man.
12:52 <BoJangles> For boobies.
12:57 <xarcos> Sounds like some shitty Caribbean movie.
13:05 <GAyFM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYNDD8bFcqc
13:07 <Bee_Hornet> I mean UFO
13:11 <GAyFM> check that url out xarcos
13:17 <xarcos> Check your mum out.
13:21 <Geek-Girl> Yeah, sounds like a poo movie.
13:25 <Bee_Hornet> I m sick of one place and same rbits
13:25 <GAyFM> it's a bloke in red
13:35 <xarcos> Sorry Gay Fat Man, I am straight.
13:36 <OnlyGuyGirlsMagic> yo
13:38 <BoJangles> We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
13:44 <BoJangles> Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
13:46 Join: Azz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:50 <BoJangles> Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
13:51 <OnlyGuyGirlsMagic> yo
13:57 <OnlyGuyGirlsMagic> girls
13:58 <dangerAFK> BoJangles: stupidest movie of all time
13:58 <xarcos> That one is too easy.
14:04 <dangerAFK> stupidest attempt at a point
14:11 <dangerAFK> made by some of the stupidest people in television
14:26 <BoJangles> dangerAFK just because you have no sense of humour.
14:35 <dangerAFK> actually its because i have a good one
14:44 Join: Hard ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:45 <BoJangles> I concur.
14:56 <xarcos> Quote some George Carlin or something. Have some class, mang.
14:56 <Bee_Hornet> we need more astronauts
15:04 Part: OnlyGuyGirlsMagic ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:15 Part: HardCore ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:21 Part: mR`KoLO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:44 <dangerAFK> I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whomever I'm with
16:00 <BoJangles> Your penis?
16:06 <BoJangles> With your hand.
16:41 Join: tamz09 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:42 * Bee_Hornet shoves a grenade up BoJangles anus and floss his tooth with that pin 10...9...1
16:42 * kibblz slaps Geek-Girl around a bit with a baseball bat!
16:42 Join: AccepttheTruthM ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:42 Part: AccepttheTruthM ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:42 <Bee_Hornet> :p
16:42 * kibblz throws an arnie at Geek-Girl
16:42 Part: ur_man ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:54 <Geek-Girl> Last one there is a penis pump.
17:00 Part: tamz09 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:04 <xarcos> Lol.
17:10 <Bee_Hornet> yep i had explode mine
17:15 <xarcos> GET THE FUCK OFF MY ICE YOU LITTLE WANKERS
17:15 <Bee_Hornet> it's now no use
17:24 <Geek-Girl> Your not my dad.
17:30 <xarcos> Aiouuuuuuuu!
17:31 Join: trimms ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:36 <xarcos> You not cookin'.
17:37 Join: AccepttheTruthM ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:37 <BoJangles> I�m your your father.
17:38 <Geek-Girl> Give him the stick... NO don't give him the stick.
18:00 <Bee_Hornet> I m a lesbians twat chewer
18:01 <xarcos> Someone wrote that on my Fatbook. :'(
18:04 <xarcos> Haha.
18:18 <Geek-Girl> Fatbook?
18:21 <xarcos> Yes.
18:41 <xarcos> Because only fat people use Facebook.
18:51 <Geek-Girl> You have a facebook?
19:12 <Bee_Hornet> I am totally useless
19:12 <D-Yoshii> I has Xarcos on Facebook.
19:12 <BoJangles> myface and spacecook.
19:15 <xarcos> I had to, people kept spamming my emails.
19:19 Part: trimms ([email protected]) from #melbourne
19:19 <xarcos> And wouldn't shut up.
19:27 <Geek-Girl> :( Xarcos.. I can't talk to you anymore.
19:31 <xarcos> Lolol.
19:33 Part: tamz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
19:34 <D-Yoshii> Hey, allows you to comment on fat people that happen to be on my photos.
19:46 <D-Yoshii> XDD
19:46 <xarcos> Yes.
19:46 <Bee_Hornet> I do get junk mails, and happy with the discount vouchers
19:46 <xarcos> That fat man was jolly.
19:53 <D-Yoshii> He sure was!
19:56 <Azz> ur all suckers
19:59 <xarcos> You shuold have taken the photo of him.
20:01 <xarcos> Not your eagle hair.
20:06 Join: rawDeal ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:12 <D-Yoshii> Hair's normally not that bad.
20:13 <Bee_Hornet> yellow pages are alternative toilet-rolls
20:24 <BoJangles> Let your fingers do the walking.
20:40 <Bee_Hornet> tuff bloke are banned in this club
20:51 * Bee_Hornet de-op's BoJangles
21:05 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:12 Nick: Hard is now known as SnoopRob
21:12 Part: SnoopRob ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:15 Part: thomoboy1 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:30 * BoJangles re-ops himself
21:30 <dangerAFK> what ever happened to shmappoob
21:43 <BoJangles> Lost too many arguments.
21:53 <dangerAFK> BoJangles: obviously not against you
22:13 <xarcos> Forfeited with honour.
22:13 <BoJangles> I can�t think of one he won.
22:13 <dangerAFK> because that would be damn near impossible
22:21 <xarcos> ShmapPoob's arguments against BoJangles generally went like this:
22:43 <xarcos> "lol man you talk so much shit i have a phd fuck off *ShmapPoob has left the channel*"
22:52 <dangerAFK> "logic logic logic" - Shmap, "bullshit bullshit bullshit" - BoJangles
22:53 <BoJangles> Nicely put.
22:55 <dangerAFK> thats how i'd see it
23:11 <dangerAFK> he was quite quick to anger
23:17 Join: BrunetteBeauty ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:19 <xarcos> Logic? ShmapPoob pretended a picture of his sister was his girlfriend.
23:21 <dangerAFK> shame really he was smarter than most
23:42 Join: SnoopRob ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:04 <BoJangles> Smarter than you.
24:09 <BoJangles> Dumber than most.
24:11 <dangerAFK> no, smarter than most
24:12 <dangerAFK> he wasn't as smart as me
24:15 <dangerAFK> smarter than you for sure
24:24 <dangerAFK> maybe about as smart as xarcos
24:28 <xarcos> He also lied about his degree.
24:29 <dangerAFK> that lovely middle ground
24:37 <dangerAFK> yeah he did lie quite a bit about his status in life
24:39 <GAyFM> http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/filipina-puerto-rican-model-daphne-joy-model-modelmayhem-myspace-facebook-daphne-joy-february-2009-show-magazine-january-2009-blackmen-magazine-internet-model-nude-naked-playboy-lingerie5.jpg
24:43 Part: BrunetteBeauty ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:51 <xarcos> I don't really attribute intelligence to facades.
24:55 <xarcos> Maybe you do.
24:59 <GAyFM> that's a bloke
25:04 <dangerAFK> just because someone lies doesnt mean theyre not intelligent
25:06 <BoJangles> Degree in shit dribbling.
25:07 <xarcos> If you're smart, you don't have to lie about your achievements.
25:08 <dangerAFK> Madoff did quite well off it.
25:31 <dangerAFK> I havent accomplished anything
26:09 <Geek-Girl> I have 17,380 achievements.
26:09 <BoJangles> Danger you should kill yourself.
26:09 <GAyFM> 17,381
26:09 <dangerAFK> I've almost finished my drink though, thats my latest masterpiece
26:09 <GAyFM> that 1 is being a twat
26:09 <dangerAFK> BoJangles: that wouldn't be particularly smart
26:09 Part: Posseidon ([email protected]) from #melbourne
26:12 <dangerAFK> its also quite a stupid thing to say
26:27 <BoJangles> No one said you were smart.
26:55 <dangerAFK> especially on the internet, people are sensitive beasts, and a lot of people that spend their time on the internet are extremely fragile and insecure
26:56 Join: Death_Dealer ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:56 <xarcos> You'd be famous though, making it onto the Darwin Awards and all. As long as you killed yourself in a very retarded manner.
27:05 <dangerAFK> so telling people to kill themselves is silly
27:12 <dangerAFK> please refrain from doing so in future
27:16 <Geek-Girl> Hehe Darwin Awards.
27:32 * Death_Dealer touches dangerAFK's face
27:42 <dangerAFK> ohyeah.
27:46 <dangerAFK> thats the stuff, Death_Dealer
27:52 <dangerAFK> how i long for human contact
28:02 <Death_Dealer> me too
28:18 <xarcos> I live in a bunker in the earth's mantle.
28:27 <Death_Dealer> I feel rejuvenated around you
28:33 <BoJangles> Death_Dealer - dangerAFK match made in immigration detention.
28:51 <dangerAFK> BoJangles: pretty much nothing you say is funny, witty or interesting
28:55 <dangerAFK> but you do keep trying
28:58 <dangerAFK> so props for that
28:58 <Death_Dealer> I rather be his bitch than your's BoJangles :p
29:07 <BoJangles> That cut deep.
29:12 <BoJangles> Real deep.
29:16 Join: trimms ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:18 <dangerAFK> it was more of an observation than an insult
29:21 <Death_Dealer> hi trimms
29:36 <Death_Dealer> boys are back in town
29:44 <trimms> lo
29:56 <BoJangles> If my cat wasn�t bugging me at the same time, id be in tears.
29:57 <Death_Dealer> how can you put me in detention when i am deported BoJangles?
30:02 <BoJangles> Real tears.
30:13 <dangerAFK> I've tired of mocking people on the internet machine, make love not war and the such
30:39 <dangerAFK> it only took 10 years because im such an advanced soul
31:00 Part: Azz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:47 Nick: Death_Dealer is now known as Enceladus|Polydeuces|Telesto
31:48 Part: john- ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:53 <dangerAFK> ive only got like 2 and a half weeks of holidays left
31:58 Join: staffy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:11 <dangerAFK> unhip
32:30 <Enceladus|Polydeuces|Telesto> go to new caledonia for enjoy it
32:45 <Enceladus|Polydeuces|Telesto> I love boot-camps
33:07 <dangerAFK> my brother lived in new caledonia for a while, nice there apparently
33:22 <Enceladus|Polydeuces|Telesto> adios
33:24 Part: Enceladus|Polydeuces|Telesto ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:49 Nick: demon` is now known as demon`sleep
33:59 <dangerAFK> i might go find something entertaining, to entertain me.
34:22 Part: dontknow ([email protected]) from #melbourne
35:55 <Geek-Girl> Cats in stripey shirts.
37:37 <BoJangles> badda bing badda boom.
37:47 <D-Yoshii> I should sleep. Much to do tomorrow.
38:07 Join: CiVtEc ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:11 <Geek-Girl> NO.
38:13 <Geek-Girl> ALL NIGHTER!
38:42 <jonno> night all bbl :-)
38:55 <D-Yoshii> XDD
39:07 <kibblz> yeah go to sleep D-Yoshii.
39:08 <kibblz> you're tired.
39:09 <kibblz> :)
39:13 * xarcos injects D-Yoshii with epinephrine.
39:23 <D-Yoshii> Sad thing is if Geek-Girl tells me enough times to stay up eventually I'll just do it. XD
39:41 Part: SnoopRob ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:15 <Geek-Girl> Turnips and golden coins I believe is what you asked for.
40:35 <PandasDontDrive> WHEN AH RAISE MA FINGER TRIGGER ALL YOU NIGGAS HIT THE DECK!
40:35 * PandasDontDrive rocks out
40:35 <kibblz> Geek-Girl called me the other night. but shes a bit of a bitch now.
40:36 <PandasDontDrive> ready or not jungle remix <3
40:37 <kibblz> :/
40:42 <PandasDontDrive> aphrodite!
40:43 <PandasDontDrive> <3
40:48 <D-Yoshii> Geek-Girl: I asked for those? XP
40:58 <D-Yoshii> And where's my phone call? Fail./
41:00 <Geek-Girl> Jolly good.
41:08 <kibblz> lol
41:23 <kibblz> she prefers to call me
41:25 <kibblz> 4am
41:30 * BoJangles waits for some more stimulating conversation from danger
41:37 <BoJangles> shamps style.
41:44 <D-Yoshii> Normally my brother called me at those stupid hours so that doesn't really bother me these days.
42:15 <staffy> lol
42:19 <staffy> Geek-Girl is a dog
43:39 <kibblz> she has been lately yes.
44:11 Part: Ausmale23 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:29 <D-Yoshii> ?
44:56 Part: CiVtEc ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:05 Join: Jason85 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:06 Part: walkie ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:07 <dangerAFK> i hate you guys
49:31 <BoJangles> Hate is a strong word.
49:36 Join: love_to_lick ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:47 Part: AccepttheTruthM ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:13 Part: Marco ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:13 <dangerAFK> depends on your threshold i guess
50:35 <xarcos> Fear is the mindkiller.
51:00 <BoJangles> Penis shirker as well.
51:10 <BoJangles> Shrinker.
52:08 <nonenforcement> Gawd I wish I could get drunk.
52:41 <BoJangles> Save up your monies, and one day you�ll have the power.
52:52 <BoJangles> Use it wisely.
53:28 <xarcos> So you can talk to your drunk CB buddies?
53:46 <BoJangles> Cb was all the fad once upon a time.
53:54 <xarcos> [Chat] Darken offers a large roll of hundreds to you in exchange for a blowjob. You happily accept and disappear with Darken into a nearby bathroom.
53:54 <xarcos> [Chat] Xarcos spews into a cup.
53:56 <xarcos> :(
54:01 <BoJangles> Any YL's on the channel.
54:17 <xarcos> Yeti Lovers?
54:26 <xarcos> I'm afraid I have no love for yetis.
54:40 <BoJangles> mm yetis.
55:55 <RichardFeynman> Why can't you get drunk, nonenforcement?
56:00 <D-Yoshii> Yetaaay!
56:09 Part: jonno ([email protected]) from #melbourne
56:36 <BoJangles> Feynman was a great quantum physiscs, able to communicate his wares in a very digestible way.
56:55 <BoJangles> Though obviously his is very dead atm.
57:10 <RichardFeynman> He could also play the bongos.
57:38 <xarcos> How many people spell refrigerator wrong?
57:50 Part: SearchOfSunrise ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:51 <BoJangles> Physicist
58:06 Join: Death_Dealer ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:09 <BoJangles> Too many.
58:16 * D-Yoshii luffs his Samsung fridge.
58:30 <BoJangles> I have a Toshiba fridge.
58:45 <xarcos> Drawing a refrigerator in pictionary == fail when everyone spells it refridgerator.
59:09 <dangerAFK> "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, in 1943
59:26 <RichardFeynman> If enough people spell it that way, it will become accepted.
59:44 <xarcos> Language evolves.
59:46 <Death_Dealer> I have an eskimo fridge
59:54 <xarcos> Or devolves...
00:07 <xarcos> As the case may be with such awesome technology like Twitter and phones.
00:13 <BoJangles> You have a sore arse and a built up anger fro Australian immigration.
00:15 <xarcos> DRY COUGH.
00:26 <Death_Dealer> No i dont
00:34 <xarcos> It is my dream when my species becomes a nice steaming pile of primordial soup.
00:37 <Death_Dealer> what would you do if you were me?
00:40 <RichardFeynman> I don't think 'devolution' makes any sense.
00:49 <RichardFeynman> It just indicates a misunderstanding of evolution.
00:59 <BoJangles> Death_Dealer stop whining.
01:07 <Death_Dealer> someone's mistake is not my headaches
01:11 <xarcos> True, most people translate 'evolving' as 'improving'.
01:22 <Death_Dealer> What if I dont
01:29 <Death_Dealer> you gunna bash me
01:32 <Angryman> anyone watch the chasers war last night?
01:34 <Angryman> Brilliant.
01:35 <Death_Dealer> bring it on
01:41 <Angryman> no doubt! bring it.
01:51 <Death_Dealer> I'll take u in rings
01:58 <TheStig> chasers was is the worst show
01:59 <Death_Dealer> Aussie vs Alien
02:01 <TheStig> evah
02:13 <Angryman> Aussie Top gear is the worst.
02:24 <Angryman> maybe second worst after the 7pm Rejects
02:24 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
02:30 <PandasDontDrive> time for some resistance 2 me thinks!
02:31 <Death_Dealer> I will call my mates from planet Gliese to back me up
02:49 <BoJangles> Planet refused asylum.
02:50 <xarcos> Gliese-229D
03:28 <xarcos> I can't wait until Zefram Cochrane perfects the warp drive.
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03:56 <Death_Dealer> BoJangles: go spent some time in the library and stop picking girls in here
04:15 <Death_Dealer> you guys are blessed having so much oppurtinities
04:27 Part: Death_Dealer ([email protected]) from #melbourne
04:48 <BoJangles> Maybe if your people got together and voted for a government that could actually run the shop, you wouldn�t be so bad off.
05:19 Part: pervert ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:28 <xarcos> Yeah, our ancestors suffered so we can be awesome. Yours just ate cake and rode elephants.
05:41 <xarcos> And by 'awesome' I mean 'fat and apathetic'.
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06:52 <BoJangles> Australia is truly the best country on earth, well until rudd got his hands on it.
07:05 <artist21> wtf bojangles
07:07 <dangerAFK> BoJangles: another one of your stupid comments
07:14 <euro_jocks> badddddddddd
07:14 <artist21> give one valid reason
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07:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *cunt*!*@*
07:43 Kick: YouGotOwnedCunt was kicked by ChanOP (Change your nickname to something appropriate)
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07:55 <Angryman> BoJangles, nailed it.
08:01 <In2rNb> green is hot
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08:14 <Angryman> Melbourne was the best State in Australia also, until Bracks/Brumby stuffed it.
08:18 <dangerAFK> lol
08:19 <In2rNb> wh ou gona glass
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08:26 <PollockGotOwned> :D
08:29 <BoJangles> lied about saving the whales, lied about keeping grocery prices down, lied about saving the environment, lied about fixing the aboriginals, lied about giving it to the oil companies, lied about just about everything, gave 80 billion dollars away for a recession were weren�t going to have.
08:32 <PollockGotOwned> hello
08:46 <BoJangles> we.
08:53 <artist21> 80 billion dollars to the people
08:53 <Angryman> Brumby still blaming Kennett after 10 years.
09:00 <dangerAFK> i love how short sighted and ridiculous people who blame the current politicians are
09:01 <Angryman> what an inept wanker.
09:01 <PollockGotOwned> BoJangles: that's rudd for you
09:03 <BoJangles> 80 billion$ to nothing.
09:09 <Glass_Girl> iam doing fine In2rNb :)
09:09 <BoJangles> We pay interest on that.
09:11 <dangerAFK> a lack of understanding of history, is what i put it down to
09:13 <dangerAFK> short sighted idiocy
09:26 <PollockGotOwned> dangerAFK: the politician themselves are short sighted
09:29 <artist21> to call it short sighted u obviously have no true grasp of economics
09:40 <artist21> the economy is a REPRESENTATION of the population
09:52 <artist21> its not this pink unicorn on its own that u can play with
10:04 <euro_jocks> lmao
10:12 <BoJangles> the economy was going fine, the economy would have done just as well without handing out money like it was election day'
10:13 <love_to_lick> maybe wrong tatic is the right phrase
10:17 <xarcos> It's actually more of a representation of about 1% of people.
10:42 <dangerAFK> BoJangles: your lack of understanding of economics always amuses me
10:43 Part: PollockGotOwned ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:45 <artist21> its all a wank at the end of the day to keep the countires makign the most money in control
10:47 <euro_jocks> i stimulated the economy
10:47 <artist21> its a huge scheme
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11:00 <BoJangles> DangerAFK please explain it to me, k thanks.
11:01 <euro_jocks> i bought new shoes, clothes
11:03 <euro_jocks> everything
11:06 <euro_jocks> it was great
11:19 <kibblz> glass girl wadup
11:21 <BoJangles> Euro we should give you more money than.
11:29 <euro_jocks> alci
11:30 <kibblz> you're better than Geek-Girl, Glass_Girl
11:30 <BoJangles> Then.
11:36 <euro_jocks> bloody oath
11:53 <dangerAFK> to shmap poob it up, i really cant be fucked arguing with you about it because i've tried to explain the basics of consumer spending driving economies to you before, especially the australian economy, and you failed to understand
12:01 <dangerAFK> so, in honour of rob, im leaving
12:04 * dangerAFK <--
12:31 <artist21> vote 1 anarchy
12:46 <staffy> lol
12:48 <xarcos> Lies. No-one is better than her.
12:50 <staffy> BoJangles is a faggot
12:59 <euro_jocks> hey im a faggot
13:00 <artist21> staffy u american or english? haha
13:10 <BoJangles> dangerAFK you haven�t explain shit ever, you just stand by the economics you study which is the same economics that got the world into the same shit, you�ve never once had a decent argument on anything, you always give up.
13:19 <staffy> im cuban
13:31 <euro_jocks> cuban huh? sexy!!!!!!
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13:42 <dangerAFK> forfeiting debt and false markets got the worlds economy into trouble, not consumer spending
13:45 <dangerAFK> but keep trying
13:53 <euro_jocks> lol
14:00 <artist21> australias economy is completely fucked byt he drug trade anyways
14:10 <artist21> and people moving money overseas
14:11 <staffy> eh chico
14:16 <staffy> u like dat mang?
14:16 <The_Q> see Fully corrupt
14:21 <euro_jocks> my parents are doing that
14:22 <euro_jocks> lol wogs
14:28 <The_Q> John howard was a dog
14:50 <BoJangles> what happens when the government goes into- debt son, inflation, devaluation, what does Australia have to look forward to now, interest in borrowings, and a whole lot of nothing.
14:58 <Angryman> Kevin Rudd's constant scare mongering got our economy into trouble.
15:00 <BoJangles> Fiscal conservative my arse.
15:03 <artist21> the liberals kept in suprlus by selling off all the governments assessts... and all these yuppy wankers who takl like economic gurus dont see that
15:05 <The_Q> sup BoJangles
15:06 <staffy> lol
15:11 <BoJangles> What angelica said?
15:12 <staffy> BoJangles whats thew doiff?
15:14 <BoJangles> -?
15:20 <staffy> pretty much every country is in debt
15:23 <staffy> allways has been
15:31 <The_Q> you clean your shit
15:36 <BoJangles> Every country we didn�t need to be in debt, not as much as we are.
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15:48 <BoJangles> Kevy as jut hocked Australia.
15:48 <staffy> cant help it
15:49 <The_Q> hi kokothemonkey
15:53 <staffy> it goes in cycles
15:53 <The_Q> how are you?
15:55 <BoJangles> Has just.
15:55 <Angryman> where exactly did that 300billion go?
16:00 <euro_jocks> i like kevin rudd
16:04 <euro_jocks> hes cool
16:04 <kokothemonkey> i'm drunk
16:11 <staffy> rudd is a knob head
16:14 <BoJangles> Kevin rudd is an ear wax eating loser.
16:14 <The_Q> Kevin rudd is the PM have some respect stupid
16:15 <kokothemonkey> and i have an itchy prostate
16:23 <The_Q> no u
16:25 <staffy> howard was a better pm
16:26 <euro_jocks> well
16:30 <euro_jocks> hes better the howard
16:31 <staffy> liberals made this country well off
16:34 <euro_jocks> howard was a terrorist
16:34 <staffy> not labor
16:35 <BoJangles> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipvdBnU8F8 <-- Kevin rudd eating his own ear wax.
16:35 <The_Q> Howard Govt was worst
16:36 <kokothemonkey> i thought howard was better
16:38 <dangerAFK> BoJangles: heres a phrase for you to ponder - World Economic Crisis.. not Australian Economic Crisis, World Economic Crisis.
16:42 <kibblz> political talk isit
16:51 <artist21> LIBERALS SOLD ALL OUR COUNTRIES ASSETS TO TEH PRIVATE SECTOR
16:54 <artist21> AND FUCKED EVRYONE OVER
17:00 <artist21> robbed us dry
17:05 <kokothemonkey> labor go us into massive debt
17:08 <Angryman> dangerAFK the world was going thru a recession since 911. fact.
17:08 <The_Q> I love you K rudd
17:09 <trimms> boj what u mean hocked aus
17:16 <dangerAFK> Angryman: no its not.
17:17 <BoJangles> 2 seconds hold these sexual thoughts I need another beer.
17:23 <Angryman> dangerAFK its a fact.
17:23 <The_Q> he's a howards dog
17:23 <artist21> debt may be a necessity when all ru resources have been fucken sold
17:26 <BoJangles> brb.
17:27 <dangerAFK> Angryman: no, its not
17:33 <staffy> labor looks after the workin man too much
17:39 <Angryman> the usa has been in recession for almost 10 years.
17:39 <staffy> so companies shut down
17:41 <Angryman> fact.
17:41 <dangerAFK> especially considering a recession technically needs 3 years of negative growth
17:42 <staffy> less jobs
17:46 <staffy> money leaves the country
17:55 <dangerAFK> its just silly people talking about things they dont understand
17:57 <dangerAFK> then again, its irc
18:00 <Angryman> Europe has been spiralling for yonks too.
18:02 <euro_jocks> lol
18:08 <euro_jocks> wooo
18:09 <euro_jocks> europe
18:09 <artist21> staffy ur logic means ud work for $300 a week
18:16 <artist21> go lead by example u fuken wanker
18:18 <kokothemonkey> nobody understands the econmy although they claim to
18:19 <staffy> no artist21
18:36 <artist21> the working man IS AUSTRALIA
18:42 <staffy> no its not
18:42 <artist21> and the rich dont need to be looked after
18:42 <The_Q> vote the GREENZZZ
18:46 <euro_jocks> yeeeeeee
18:47 Part: dangerAFK ([email protected]) from #melbourne
18:49 <artist21> they have it made
18:50 <euro_jocks> wooooooooh the greens
18:55 <kokothemonkey> i thought australia was a country not a man
18:56 <artist21> open ur eyes u fuken yuppy
18:57 <staffy> artist21 unemployment was at its lowest with the liberals
18:59 <The_Q> vote the GREENZZZ
19:07 <euro_jocks> go the greens
19:15 <The_Q> YES
19:18 <staffy> meanjng that companies have to start payin more to obtain staff
19:25 <The_Q> save the planet be happy
19:29 <kokothemonkey> why vote for the greens, it's like voting for labor, after all thats where the prefrences go
19:31 <staffy> because there is more competition between companies to get staff
19:32 <Angryman> Kelvin Dudd can't copy Howard policies so he copies Obama's policies which just didn't make sense for our economy.
19:33 <Angryman> fact.
19:36 <artist21> staffy no it doesnt
19:37 <artist21> lol
19:41 <The_Q> labor, liberal sucks
19:44 <staffy> u look after the workin man too much, companies shut down
19:49 <The_Q> Green is the only option
19:49 <staffy> less jobs
20:02 <artist21> maybe if the boss took a fuken paycut his factory wouldnt have to shuit down
20:03 <kokothemonkey> wait obama has policies, i haven't heard of obama doing anything
20:03 <staffy> more unemployed ppl, more ppl goin for 1 job
20:07 <euro_jocks> lets just feed off the land
20:09 Nick: ^pilot^away^ is now known as ^pilot^
20:12 <artist21> all problems fo economics come from individual greed
20:24 <The_Q> you guys keep warming the planets and baliming on everyone
20:26 <artist21> more people going for 1 job doesnt change the payr ate lmao
20:28 <The_Q> planet
20:34 <staffy> rioght so workin man is individual greed
20:35 <Angryman> K.Rudd and gang have mentioned Obama in Parliament as if though Obama was a front bencher for the labor party. fact.
20:38 <staffy> like unions'
20:39 <The_Q> GREEENNNNNN
20:42 <artist21> workign man works for his money
20:45 <euro_jocks> lol ok Q
20:46 <staffy> unions are for greedy workers
20:47 <artist21> he deserves it
21:01 <euro_jocks> just work cash in hand
21:02 <The_Q> GO THE GREENS
21:02 <staffy> artist21 yes it can
21:03 <artist21> unions are to keep morals and ethics in business by intimidation
21:04 <BoJangles> Kevin rudd has done nothing but wasted money, money that could have been spent on hospitals that could have been spent on everything, but he gave it away. Sure spending help boost some stats, but its locking hocking your hifi to pay your bills, bills that could have been payed anyway. Kevin rudd is nothing but a fraud.
21:06 <Angryman> unions are fucking tossers.
21:16 <euro_jocks> and everyones problem will be solved
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21:20 <The_Q> so did Dog john howard fucked up the planet
21:23 <staffy> artist21 if compnaies shut down because they cant afford to pay staff what they want
21:29 <BoJangles> Kevin can�t spend much money anymore, because he has spent it all.
21:31 Part: GreenEyesF ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:35 <BoJangles> All on crap.
21:37 <staffy> then you get more unemplyed people
21:43 <euro_jocks> on me for my new shoes
21:44 <BoJangles> He had a big day at IKEA, and got crap.
21:47 <euro_jocks> i also bought a laptop
21:48 <TheStig> staffffffyyyyyyyyyy
21:53 <^pilot^> BoJangles
21:56 <The_Q> http://www.gogreeneraustralia.com/
21:57 <^pilot^> just a question
21:58 <staffy> why did australians become more wealthy since liberals been in power?
22:01 <^pilot^> how much crack to you smoke
22:02 <TheStig> aussie topgear is the worste show IN THE WORLD
22:03 <kokothemonkey> i want another stimulus, ineed another plasma and a hooker
22:04 <staffy> everyone could afford a house ect
22:04 <artist21> staffy the amount of jobs around is representational of need
22:05 Part: D-Yoshii ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:10 <TheStig> -e
22:13 <staffy> soon as the liberals got in power
22:14 <artist21> people cant spend mroe money than possible to create more jobs than possible
22:17 <The_Q> well he spend on you, i m still living on my sold commodore
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22:22 <^pilot^> because guess what, the expenditure we have had to do, was to better your fucking lifestyle
22:23 <BoJangles> Prove to me that Kevin�s spending has averted anything?
22:23 <staffy> sup stig
22:23 <artist21> its REPREENTATIONAL not a figure u can manipulate on tis own
22:25 <The_Q> hope i never said those words
22:27 <^pilot^> otherwise YOU'D be out of a job
22:31 <^pilot^> on the dole
22:32 <TheStig> same staffy
22:35 <TheStig> hey pilot
22:35 <^pilot^> sucking down more money
22:42 <staffy> artist21 australians became more wealthy under the howard goverment
22:42 <^pilot^> from the same fund that everyone else has
22:45 <^pilot^> hey stiggy
22:45 <staffy> as well as the country
22:47 <euro_jocks> just go to centerlink
22:50 <euro_jocks> if u want more money
22:52 <artist21> staffy thats an empty statement
22:55 <artist21> with no fact at all
22:57 <staffy> no its not
23:00 <artist21> everyone got done in the arse
23:02 <kokothemonkey> i like the pauline hanson idea, lets just print more money :P
23:03 <^pilot^> staffy
23:11 <kibblz> tigga
23:12 <The_Q> your problems you clean it, dont bring more students and fuck them up
23:12 <kibblz> stig
23:16 <^pilot^> under the howard government there was more poverty than there is now
23:17 <BoJangles> Prove to me how the short term gain in cpi, will help in the future now we have so much debt to pay.
23:22 Part: trimms ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:28 <staffy> pilot there is no poverty here
23:28 <BoJangles> ^pilot^ prove it.
23:31 <TheStig> kibblzik
23:31 <staffy> you are a retard
23:35 <Angryman> Kevin 07% unemployment
23:40 <^pilot^> BoJangles quite simple, look at your own life
23:40 * TheStig druels
23:41 <staffy> to think poverty exists in australia
23:43 <nonenforcement> Hmmmmmmmmm.
23:44 <nonenforcement> Kill me.
23:48 <^pilot^> under howard, you had to work for pittance
23:49 <nonenforcement> I need to die.
23:50 <The_Q> bring back the Howard than
23:53 <kibblz> pilot is a faggot.
23:55 <artist21> the recession and unemployment shit wouldnt happeend any nuder howard
23:56 <kibblz> fuck up.
23:57 <euro_jocks> lol
23:57 <nonenforcement> Egh.
23:58 <TheStig> kevin doesnt have to do any work, howard already did it for him
24:01 <artist21> howard ran the coutnry into this situation
24:03 <The_Q> I dont care, none did any good for me
24:10 <^pilot^> OH
24:14 <staffy> artist21 when labor was in power interest rates were 18%
24:19 <The_Q> go the GREEN
24:22 <^pilot^> Lets spend 50 trillion dollars on fighting someone elses war
24:25 <staffy> is that good?
24:28 <BoJangles> What TheStig said, if Australia is better off now, it�s because of Howard.
24:32 <staffy> 18% interest rates
24:32 * kibblz sets mode: +b ^pilot^!*@*
24:38 <The_Q> trust me it will more like Europe if you bring Green party in
24:42 <artist21> but home prices where more than half too
24:49 <BoJangles> If Australia avoids the recession it�s because of Howard.
24:50 <artist21> it ws a different world then
24:51 <staffy> i rekon that too TheStig
24:52 <artist21> non comparable
25:04 <euro_jocks> bojangles
25:06 <euro_jocks> are u a redneck
25:08 <^pilot^> hey BoJangles go suck his cock then
25:08 <kokothemonkey> funny how everyone supported war in afghanistain after 9/11 but when the usa actually did everything people changed thier minds
25:13 <The_Q> I could never vote, i was in howard govt i got locked up
25:18 <kibblz> ^pilot^, Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
25:22 <staffy> artist21 makin companies rich, makes the country rich witch allways comes back to the workers because of employment growth
25:28 <BoJangles> no one whale has been saved because of Kevin, he didn�t fix inflation, he didn�t fix grocery prices, he isn�t going to fix global warming, all he has done is let union back in.
25:30 <^pilot^> kibblz get some new stuff
25:35 <staffy> which*
25:35 <kibblz> k
25:37 <artist21> "employment growth" doesnt make people rich
25:37 <BoJangles> These were his promises.
25:38 <The_Q> hahahah
25:39 <kibblz> ^pilot^, Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
25:42 <kibblz> how bout that one
25:46 <artist21> its makes busienss owners rich not the 99% of real people out there
25:47 <staffy> artist21 unemployemtn does?
25:48 <^pilot^> nope
25:53 <^pilot^> yo momma jokes = fail
25:54 <The_Q> thanks for the deportation AUstralIA
25:54 <kibblz> ^pilot^, Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
25:55 <artist21> get ur ehad out of ur own arse staffy u fuken yuppy dog
25:59 <^pilot^> how bout you go /wrists now
26:05 <artist21> jobs dont make people rich
26:05 <staffy> artist21 the more jons on the market the more companies start to pay
26:06 <The_Q> thats all you gave me
26:07 <kibblz> ^pilot^, Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
26:16 <artist21> living costs and money in ur pocket makes people rich
26:25 <artist21> who giv a fuk how the economys doing if i cant even afford rent
26:27 <The_Q> fucken people fucked
26:29 <staffy> artist21 so why are people more wealthy under the howard goverment?
26:30 <^pilot^> artist21 we have some of the lowest living costs in the world
26:36 <BoJangles> As soon as the interest rates rise, we will be in even more shit.
26:37 <^pilot^> and still a high rate of pay
26:37 Part: The_Q ([email protected]) from #melbourne
26:38 <artist21> STAFFY: THEY WERENT
26:48 <staffy> costello has made it so most ppl could finally buy their onw home
26:51 <staffy> own*
27:00 <^pilot^> staffy
27:01 <euro_jocks> theyre all fucked
27:07 <artist21> home were affordable before the liberals
27:09 <^pilot^> thats cos too many sk's were bludging around
27:09 <staffy> who could afford a house at 18% interest rates
27:28 <artist21> because the amoutn of interest being paid ios the same coz house prices were halved!!!!!!!!11
27:37 <artist21> UR OBVIOUSLY A DOWNIE OR SOMETHING TO NOT UDNERSTAND THAT
27:38 <Angryman> correct. and wages were miserable back then and high taxes.
27:45 <euro_jocks> LMAO
27:46 <euro_jocks> DOWNIE
27:48 <staffy> yep
27:49 <euro_jocks> roflllll
27:54 <BoJangles> Kevin didn�t fix anything he wasn�t a fiscal conservative, he was a bull at a gate, he was trying to be loved by all Australian, in the end he suffers from bad managment.
27:55 <staffy> artist21 calm down son
27:59 <staffy> dont get all agro now
28:05 <artist21> staffy ill smash ur teeth in mate dont talk condescending to me
28:11 <euro_jocks> lmaooooooo
28:13 <staffy> thats ok
28:14 <euro_jocks> artist i love you
28:21 <kokothemonkey> our econmy needs robert mugambe to run it :P
28:22 <staffy> i allreay have 3 missing front teetg
28:23 <artist21> wanna be a hero come to st albans station right now
28:41 <kokothemonkey> spoken like a true labor voter artist21
28:45 <artist21> dont talk big coz ur just a low i.q wanker trying to talk politics
28:45 <staffy> lol artist21 are you going to stab me with a picaso paint brush?
28:45 <euro_jocks> lmao staffy u bogan
29:06 <artist21> more like break ur nose or some other facial feature
29:13 <euro_jocks> lol
29:14 <staffy> artist21 you are gettin shitty because i wont side up with you
29:17 <staffy> pretty weak.
29:19 <artist21> spoken like a true human not some pompous poofter
29:25 <kibblz> if you have sex without a condom and the guy uses the withdrawal method can you still get pregnant?
29:30 <euro_jocks> lhey im a poofter
29:33 <BoJangles> Rudd is a wanker, and people are starting to realise, he offered nothing, no hard descisions, he always took the populist ground, Australia will be worse off.
29:33 <euro_jocks> easy!!!
29:39 <staffy> rudd is fake
29:42 <kibblz> what does "4play" mean?
29:42 <euro_jocks> whats with the fag and poof jokes lol
29:43 <staffy> rudd is agro
29:44 <kokothemonkey> yes kibblz because of pre cum
29:46 Part: SnoopRob ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:47 <kibblz> is it true that it's harder to get pregnant if the girl is on top of the guy when they have sex?
29:52 <staffy> howard was more cool headed then rudd
29:55 <artist21> ive disproved every point uve made tonight STAFFY, u refuse to listen to logic, u have no comeback, ive beaten you with my mind, and id love to kick the shit out fo u too
30:00 <artist21> tot each u soem espect
30:01 <BoJangles> what staffy SAID.
30:08 <kibblz> my penis grows from one inch to five inches when i become erect. is it normal for it to grow so much?
30:18 <euro_jocks> lmaoooo kibblz
30:18 <kibblz> me and my girlfriend broke up because we never saw each other. was that the right thing to do?
30:20 Nick: PollockGotOwned is now known as YouGotOwnedCunt
30:21 Kick: YouGotOwnedCunt was kicked by ChanOP (Change your nickname to something appropriate)
30:31 <kokothemonkey> in some people yes kibblz
30:46 <kibblz> my parents think i'm a virgin, haha.
30:46 <BoJangles> Howard was a leader, not an ear wax eating shit dribbler spin merchant
30:51 <kokothemonkey> did you still fuck her kibblz?
30:57 <staffy> lolol
31:07 <euro_jocks> howard was fat
31:08 <staffy> artist21
31:10 <staffy> no you havnt
31:13 <staffy> your gettin shitty
31:18 <staffy> means you are losing
31:25 <staffy> thats why your chucking the shits
31:28 <BoJangles> To lead is to not be popular; it�s to make the right descisions.
31:29 <artist21> no it means im over your head u fuken goose
31:38 <staffy> no it doesnt
31:42 <artist21> u constantly draw inaccurate conclusions
31:43 <kokothemonkey> my crabs make me iritable, got them at a greens suporters convention
31:43 <staffy> means your gettin out trolled
31:46 <artist21> basless one at that
31:50 <staffy> because your gettin angry
31:57 <kibblz> why do guys' penises get soft after they cum?
31:58 <artist21> out-trolled? what kind of nerd word is that
32:08 <staffy> what kind of nerd is an artist?
32:15 <staffy> artist are biggest nerds
32:23 <staffy> next to I.T workers
32:31 <kokothemonkey> kibblz because of the realease of hoirmones you are no longer horny
32:34 <euro_jocks> lol i.t
32:35 <BoJangles> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipvdBnU8F8 <--- RUDD EATING HIS OWN EAR WAX, this is your pm, suck it up guys.
32:35 <artist21> the worlds greatest thinkers and inventers were artists
32:35 <euro_jocks> lawl
32:39 <artist21> bow down u fuken faggot
32:44 Part: RichardFeynman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
32:50 <staffy> they were?
32:53 <euro_jocks> ey im a faggot lmao ease up
32:56 <staffy> they invented a painting?
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33:03 <artist21> euro i dont giv a fuck keep it to urself
33:08 <artist21> lol
33:08 <kokothemonkey> faggots smell nice
33:14 <euro_jocks> thanks koko
33:19 <euro_jocks> u smell like chocolate
33:22 <euro_jocks> :)
33:27 <staffy> artist21 are a bunch of hippy lazy ppl
33:32 <kokothemonkey> they give good head too euro_jocks
33:32 <staffy> artists*'
33:41 <staffy> weirdos
33:47 <euro_jocks> lol your winning points koko
33:52 <xarcos> Artists just have a bigger right hemisphere than left.
33:53 <kokothemonkey> artists are selfish they don't give head
34:03 <artist21> xarcos: incorrect
34:08 <euro_jocks> lmao
34:27 <euro_jocks> artists are hot i rkn
34:31 <kokothemonkey> a fag told me i'm good at giving head
34:32 <euro_jocks> they can paint me anyday
34:38 <artist21> thank euro lol
34:38 Nick: kibblz is now known as LOzd
34:39 <BoJangles> I�m an artist but I�m not a shit dribbler ear wax eating poo sniffer like rudd.
34:44 Nick: LOzd is now known as kibblz
34:46 <euro_jocks> ur welcome
35:13 <doctor> I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
35:18 <euro_jocks> great
35:22 <euro_jocks> another one with issues
35:25 <kokothemonkey> euro_jocks do you enjoy giving head ?
35:26 <kibblz> should i be concerned about being turned on by my best friend's body?
35:38 <staffy> lol @ rudd video
35:42 <doctor> if its a guy then yes
35:43 <kokothemonkey> kibblz is the best friend female ?
35:43 <euro_jocks> yeh koko i do
35:53 <euro_jocks> giving head is a art in itself
35:54 <GAyFM> doctor: do you know any good flv to mpeg compressor programs ?
35:54 <kokothemonkey> same euro_jocks
35:59 <euro_jocks> you have to master it
36:01 <kokothemonkey> true
36:14 <doctor> nah sorry
36:15 Nick: GAyFM is now known as compunerd
36:19 <compunerd> np
36:22 <kokothemonkey> i also swallow
36:30 Part: Smithy1963 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
36:37 <euro_jocks> koko lol thanks
36:42 <Angryman> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr_iGH75Zec
36:50 <kokothemonkey> do you euro_jocks
36:56 <xarcos> I'm logically and artistically balanced.
37:01 <kokothemonkey> i bet kevin rudd swallows
37:03 <xarcos> Also, I eat monkies.
37:10 <artist21> artic = logic.. theyre not opposing
37:16 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell
37:19 <euro_jocks> lol
37:23 <kibblz> when i have an erection, my penis points up. it's not straight out.
37:24 <PandasDontDrive> my resistance two file is corrupted
37:25 <PandasDontDrive> POS
37:31 <kokothemonkey> most logical penguins live in te artic
37:35 <doctor> all artists are wankers
37:35 <PandasDontDrive> i cbf startin all ova again
37:36 <artist21> i ment art*
37:45 <artist21> comign from doctor rofl
37:51 <euro_jocks> lol
37:52 <xarcos> Huh? Creativity isn't explicitly logic-based.
37:54 <euro_jocks> LMAO
38:01 <kibblz> if a guy has AIDS and you're using birth control, can you still get the disease?
38:11 <artist21> xarcos creativy is logic based
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38:12 <euro_jocks> lol kibblz
38:21 <kokothemonkey> your only protected if it's a condom kibblz
38:30 <xarcos> How so?
38:32 <kokothemonkey> and they use it properlykibblz
38:42 <doctor> or if you turn christian\
38:46 <artist21> recreating nature isnt logical
38:47 <euro_jocks> lol
38:48 <doctor> aids doesnt infect christians
38:54 <artist21> examing contours and lines is logical?
38:55 <euro_jocks> lol
38:55 <staffy> whats artistic got to do with logics?
39:02 <Geek-Girl> You will make baby Jesus cry.
39:09 <euro_jocks> lol
39:14 <kokothemonkey> baby jesus takes it in the ass
39:15 <euro_jocks> jeebus
39:23 <euro_jocks> lol koko
39:35 <xarcos> I don't think I can agree to that. Maybe art as in drawing with mathematical shapes is logical.
39:43 <doctor> ive seen a picture of jesus raping him baby self
39:46 <artist21> the complex visuo-spacial evalutions done almost inately by artists take other 'logical thinks' hours of arithmitic to calculate
39:50 <BoJangles> Heh Angryman we don�t agree on much but we do agree on the fact ruddy is an arse spinning fraud.
39:55 <staffy> artists are not bright
39:56 <artist21> artists are just more advanced, those whoa rent cannot understand
39:59 <staffy> they juts fucked in the head
40:02 <kibblz> if a girl don't bleed the first time she has vaginal intercourse, does that mean she is still a virgin?
40:05 <staffy> an see shit diff to other pople
40:08 <staffy> people*
40:15 <staffy> they are antisocial
40:25 <euro_jocks> artists are sexy, nothing hotter than an intelligent young lad!!!!!
40:30 <xarcos> staffy you're mixing up artists with autistics.
40:34 <xarcos> You, for example, are autistic.
40:35 <kokothemonkey> yes kibblz, some women are born with out hymens or thier hymens cdon't break the first time or they have broken thier hymens in accidents
40:36 <euro_jocks> and not to mention creative obviously
40:47 <kibblz> really?
40:48 <artist21> hehe thanks again
40:50 <staffy> isnt artist21 an artIST
40:52 <kibblz> you're full of good info koko.
40:55 <kokothemonkey> yes really kibblz
40:57 Part: MrInappropriate ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:59 <staffy> or a music artist ?
41:13 <kibblz> what if they poke their fanny with a sharp object.
41:16 <kibblz> does that work?
41:16 <kokothemonkey> artists have aids
41:18 <artist21> i could be a dancer too?
41:18 <staffy> lol
41:25 <artist21> or an actor?
41:38 <euro_jocks> hey i do gymnastics
41:38 <xarcos> You could also eat your own feces and call it an art.
41:40 <euro_jocks> thats an art
41:43 <staffy> your a 'could be' boi
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41:58 Nick: deathdealer is now known as Death_Dealer
41:58 <kokothemonkey> depends how wide it is, the hymen is not a complete skin covering, in most cases it is just a semi perferorated coving
42:05 <artist21> i could but thatd make me a pompous yuppy friend of staffys
42:06 <euro_jocks> koko
42:11 <kokothemonkey> xarcs that has been done already
42:12 <euro_jocks> can we not speak about the vagina
42:14 <euro_jocks> so foul
42:15 <Death_Dealer> BONSAI TREES: GROWING, TRIMMING, SCULPTING AND PRUNING
42:23 <artist21> not foullll lol
42:29 <staffy> sayin ur an artist at something pretty much just says your skilled at it
42:33 <euro_jocks> the vagina? uh
42:36 <kokothemonkey> euro_jocks the vagina and penis are beautiful :)
42:45 <artist21> not really
42:46 <artist21> nto at all
42:55 <euro_jocks> vagina is moist
42:58 <euro_jocks> and just blur
43:03 <kibblz> i love my girlfriend but she really thinks i am a jerk. what should i do?
43:07 <kokothemonkey> so is ass if the boy issweaty
43:10 <doctor> you shut your mouth
43:10 Part: M_hairdresser ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:16 <euro_jocks> lol
43:19 <staffy> stick a toilet brush up her slug
43:20 <kokothemonkey> slap her mouth off kibblz
43:23 <euro_jocks> ew
43:26 <euro_jocks> what the hell
43:35 <euro_jocks> slug? yuck
43:57 <kibblz> what does muff diving mean?
44:02 <euro_jocks> lol
44:15 <staffy> lol
44:19 <kokothemonkey> genitals in both male and female are astehitically ugly but due to thier association with sexual feelings they are beautiful
44:22 <staffy> cheese hunting
44:32 * kibblz puts on snorkels.
44:32 <staffy> slug hunting
44:33 <kibblz> �
44:36 <euro_jocks> yuk
44:36 <kokothemonkey> muff diving often means licking your mates pussy
44:45 <euro_jocks> lol at your mates pussy
44:57 <kokothemonkey> mate as in your breeding mate
45:04 <staffy> nah
45:06 Nick: Death_Dealer is now known as Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao
45:10 <staffy> just your mate down the street
45:15 <staffy> you have a few tinnies with
45:15 <euro_jocks> lol
45:20 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> year of the moons
45:34 <euro_jocks> ok
45:46 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> I orbit Neptune
45:48 <kibblz> do flavored condoms protect you against pregnancy?
45:52 <euro_jocks> i orbit cock
46:05 <staffy> juipter got hit by a comet, left hole size of the earth
46:12 <euro_jocks> lol kibblz
46:17 <kokothemonkey> yes they are like any other condom in every way except they have an added artificial flavour
46:18 <euro_jocks> staffy, when?
46:27 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> Jupiter has 63 moons
46:29 <staffy> i dunno, read it in thge paper today
46:29 <euro_jocks> i like strawberry condoms
46:31 <euro_jocks> yummy
46:32 <staffy> must of been recent
46:48 <kokothemonkey> i like bareback :)
46:50 Part: GreenEyesF ([email protected]) from #melbourne
46:54 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> we are in a tiny planet and closer the sun
46:54 <euro_jocks> lol koko
47:00 Part: Jenny^^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
47:01 <kibblz> i am a teenage guy and i have breasts.
47:10 <kokothemonkey> when you have aids it's ok it's not like you can catch aids again :P
47:12 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> no wonder
47:15 <artist21> kibbls: take novoldex
47:17 <kokothemonkey> same kibblz
47:25 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> you aids can cure mine
47:47 <euro_jocks> lol
47:51 <euro_jocks> you are all funny
47:53 <kibblz> what does it mean when people say "spit or swallow"?
48:02 <kokothemonkey> manboobs are usually fat, however due to a hormone imbalance in some men some brest tissue exists
48:17 <artist21> koko: refer novoldex
48:23 <kokothemonkey> it means they swallow cum or spit it out while giving head kibblz
48:23 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> my G-spot on my nipples
48:31 <kibblz> hmm.
48:32 Part: TheStig ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:34 <BoJangles> Look it comes own to those who love rudd and those who don�t, those of you who do, are ear wax arse sniffers like he is, just face it.
48:48 <kibblz> can you get STI's from kissing?
48:50 Part: In2rNb ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:03 <BoJangles> When did we stop calling them STD�s?
49:07 Part: D-Yoshii ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:27 <kokothemonkey> only those that are oral based such as the oral form of herpes
49:38 <kokothemonkey> most STI's require oral sex or intercourse
49:48 Join: D-Yoshii ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:09 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> sex are cheap in Asia, can I lend more aussie dolla for fun?
50:09 Join: Scramble ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:19 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> hi scramble
50:25 <kokothemonkey> yes, yes you can Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao
50:27 <Scramble> morning
50:33 Part: gtrboy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:33 <Scramble> brb, pooping
50:35 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> thanks koko
51:15 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> 500 tk / 55= per shot
51:41 <Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao> where's my calculator
51:42 Part: Triton|Nereid|Halimede|Sao ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:54 Part: euro_jocks ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:58 <kokothemonkey> are you aware that if ylou have hepatitis c you can get sicker by catching it again
52:07 <kibblz> i ate my girlfriends pussy and got syphlis.
52:25 <kokothemonkey> get a shot of penicillian if you want to be cured
52:33 <staffy> lol
52:34 <kokothemonkey> if not sit back and enjoy the dementia
52:52 <kibblz> i love my girlfriend SO much! she wants to have sex but i don't. !
52:55 Join: euro_jocks ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:03 <euro_jocks> and is back
53:07 <artist21> wb
53:09 <kokothemonkey> then you kibblz are retarded
53:20 * kokothemonkey nibbles on euro_jocks
53:40 Join: TheStig ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:56 <euro_jocks> lol
54:09 <kibblz> i like this girl at my school. her name's Jenny. we wave and smile at each other almost everyday.
54:24 <kokothemonkey> sounds like she wants your cock
54:28 Join: Azz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:42 <euro_jocks> lol
54:42 <xarcos> What is this I am only 12
54:58 Part: Azz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
54:59 <kokothemonkey> in iran your old enough to be a grandmother
55:08 <xarcos> Iran over your face.
55:38 <euro_jocks> LMAOOOOO
56:03 <kokothemonkey> i peed all over my face once
56:07 <kokothemonkey> thats why my teeth are yellow
56:21 <xarcos> You have good depth perception.
56:21 Join: playtime ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:34 <kokothemonkey> i did it on purpose
56:56 <Scramble> I'd give that a few minutes guys
56:56 <kibblz> does "sexually active" mean you're having sexual intercourse? or does it include oral sex?
57:17 <kokothemonkey> it includes oral sex but usually it's both
57:48 <xarcos> What does it mean when you give someone a 'dutch rudder'?!
57:54 <Scramble> hahaha
58:01 * xarcos giggles.
58:04 <Scramble> isn't that a reach around?
58:05 <kokothemonkey> shove a cock in the ass i think
58:16 <xarcos> No. You fail.
58:19 Part: playtime ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:26 <kibblz> can you get STI's from kissing?
58:28 <doctor> theres a club if ya like to go, you could meet somebody who really loves you. so you go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home and you cry and you want to die
58:32 <kibblz> if i use a tampon does it mean that i'm not a virgin anymore?
58:39 <kokothemonkey> you can get herpes and thrush
58:40 <TheStig> subaru sti?
59:07 <doctor> you see ive already waited too long, and all my hope is gone
59:10 <kokothemonkey> kibblz you only lose your virginity whenn you have sex
59:19 <euro_jocks> lol
59:22 <euro_jocks> kibblz ur fukt
59:28 <Scramble> that's it xarcos?
59:31 <TheStig> do animals count
59:38 <kibblz> is there a difference between performing oral sex on a circumcised guy and an uncircumcised guy?
59:39 <euro_jocks> lol thestig
59:40 <Scramble> "No. You fail" and no explanation?
59:41 Join: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:44 <kokothemonkey> not in this country
59:46 <xarcos> Yes.
59:56 <xarcos> Please leave a complaint in the complaint box.
59:58 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.ufocasebook.com/bestufopictures.html
00:01 <euro_jocks> lol
00:09 <kokothemonkey> yes kibblz it's called a foreskin and it provides dick cheese
00:17 <Scramble> I left a snake in there yesterday. Did you get that?
00:23 <Bee_Hornet> (_o_)
00:25 <TheStig> uncut safer
00:33 <doctor> dd im gonna find some aliens and get them to take us off this horrible planet
00:34 <kibblz> i'm uncut.
00:35 <euro_jocks> no its not
00:38 <euro_jocks> cut is safer
00:42 <TheStig> nah
00:45 <xarcos> Yeah. I use it as toilet paper. Your snake is now with Sewer Horse.
00:46 <euro_jocks> omg dude
00:46 <TheStig> i googled
00:48 <Bee_Hornet> yep doctor, you re my only mate
00:51 <TheStig> un cut is safer
00:51 <kibblz> i don't have any extra meat hangin off my dick.
00:55 <euro_jocks> dont argue
00:57 <Bee_Hornet> how can you read my mind!
01:06 <euro_jocks> ive read and researched and did a whole assignment on it
01:06 <kibblz> Geek-Girl ate my foreskin.
01:11 <xarcos> Gross.
01:17 <xarcos> I hope she used mouthwash.
01:18 <kokothemonkey> is she jewish ?
01:19 <TheStig> u faild then euro
01:32 <Bee_Hornet> this planet is full of hate
01:35 <euro_jocks> ye ok
01:40 <artist21> the plaent is full of POOFS
01:49 <doctor> youre an artist
01:50 <xarcos> This planet is full of rock.
01:52 <xarcos> SEE WHAT I DID THERE
01:53 <doctor> aka homosexual
01:54 <euro_jocks> lol
01:57 <Bee_Hornet> see the angers in you
02:02 <kibblz> my girlfriend and i are going to have sex for the first time. how can i make it easier and less painful for her?
02:03 <euro_jocks> i like being a homo
02:10 <doctor> dd and i are the only ones of sound mind here
02:14 <doctor> we know
02:15 <kokothemonkey> use lubricant
02:23 Part: Stevie ([email protected]) from #melbourne
02:30 <xarcos> Bring a horse and make it a bestiality menage i trois.
02:32 <BoJangles> Most labor supports are homos.
02:32 <Bee_Hornet> you are the best in the west doctor
02:33 <TheStig> homos have straight sex
02:36 <TheStig> with men
02:40 Part: Angryman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
02:41 <kibblz> what does it mean when a guy asks if a girl got off?
02:45 <Scramble> kibblz: yahoo! answers can help with questions like that
02:54 <kokothemonkey> if she had an orgasm kibblz
02:55 <TheStig> but its more fun here
03:06 <euro_jocks> lol
03:06 <TheStig> ducks dont fly
03:13 <Bee_Hornet> i m gunna play my favorite song, i ve been touched
03:21 <kokothemonkey> actually ducks do fly
03:26 <D-Yoshii> kibblz: Go to /r9k/, all the answers will be there.
03:29 <kibblz> how do you dry hump?
03:29 <euro_jocks> my fav song is touch me
03:39 <kokothemonkey> with clothes on kibblz
03:44 <euro_jocks> wow dry sex lol
03:49 <TheStig> euro : is that cindy lauper
03:51 <euro_jocks> havent done that since i was 16
03:51 <Scramble> man, I was all set to do something in FLstudio, then I lost the inspiration
03:59 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkJJ_U6uAGM
04:00 * Bastard is Playing [ 1490. Dragonhammer - In Your Eyes ]
04:04 <euro_jocks> nah i dont think it is thestig
04:09 <kibblz> i want women that i cant have, and when i can have them i am not that interested.
04:10 <euro_jocks> but its some 80s song
04:14 <TheStig> DRAGONHAMKMER
04:18 <TheStig> wot a song name
04:24 <TheStig> i got excited i typoed
04:28 <kokothemonkey> the solution is rape
04:29 <euro_jocks> lol
04:31 <Bee_Hornet> I knwo the feelings
04:32 <Bastard> that'd the band name
04:35 <euro_jocks> LMAO koko
04:38 <xarcos> Is that why you only talk to people who ignore you?
04:46 <doctor> i am human..
04:48 <doctor> and i
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04:54 <doctor> need
04:56 <kibblz> should i be concerned about being turned on by my best friend's body?
04:57 <euro_jocks> doctor ur so draining
04:59 <euro_jocks> shutup
05:04 <D-Yoshii> Xarceh, I'm off man. Take care.
05:06 <Bee_Hornet> no he's not you re
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05:13 <xarcos> BYE DARK-SANDWICH
05:15 <euro_jocks> bee hornet
05:16 <kokothemonkey> kibblz not if you wanna fuck him
05:19 <euro_jocks> no ones speaking to u
05:20 <euro_jocks> shoosh
05:25 <D-Yoshii> DARK-SANDWICH ACTIVATE!
05:26 <doctor> youll die sad and alone then
05:27 <TheStig> doctor, he has needs
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05:34 <Mr`Walkinshaw> havin a shitouse day people..
05:44 <euro_jocks> welcome mr walkinshaw
05:44 <TheStig> doctor just summed up life
05:47 * xarcos massages doctor's temples.
05:48 Part: D-Yoshii ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:49 <kibblz> when a guy cums, does that mean he's having an orgasm at the same time?
05:52 * kokothemonkey plays with doctors willy
05:55 <euro_jocks> LMAO
06:00 <kokothemonkey> usually kibblz
06:01 <Bee_Hornet> so she can go out with anyone she likes huh
06:05 <euro_jocks> we are such a sick bunch of people
06:06 <euro_jocks> love it
06:10 <Bee_Hornet> I dont need her.
06:11 <Mr`Walkinshaw> anyone ever been caught driving whilst there licence was suspended?
06:13 <xarcos> This is tame.
06:17 <TheStig> i sprayed my toilet bowel before
06:18 <xarcos> You are sheltered.
06:24 Part: DjMemphis_Raynes ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:25 <euro_jocks> is that what u did mr?
06:29 <Mr`Walkinshaw> yea
06:32 <Scramble> I had a kid tell me in yr 7 that when a girl has an orgasm her pussy acts like a vaccuum and sucks up all the sperm. that's how you get pregnant.
06:35 <euro_jocks> that sucks
06:40 <TheStig> I WANA CHOP U ALL UP
06:43 <Mr`Walkinshaw> tell me about it
06:44 <euro_jocks> you'd think u would learn your lesson the first time
06:46 <TheStig> CUT YOUR HEADS OFF
06:47 <euro_jocks> but apparently not
06:55 <kibblz> why do guys have nipples?
06:56 <xarcos> Scramble: and how long did you believe this?
06:57 <TheStig> RIP OUT YOUR SPLINES
06:59 <Bee_Hornet> what were you doing with a year 7 kid?
07:00 <aaronius> Mr`Walkinshaw: a friend of mine has been caught driving drunk without his license, and then like a month later 50 k's over the limit without his license
07:03 <TheStig> BASH YOUR SKULLS IN
07:05 <Scramble> I told him he was a moron
07:12 <aaronius> nothin happened to him, they just suspended it for longer
07:18 <Bee_Hornet> no you wanna get in his pants?
07:20 <Mr`Walkinshaw> aaronius: well that makes me feel a little but better
07:25 <Mr`Walkinshaw> loll @ your mate
07:27 <Scramble> but what did he know. He lived in a caravan.
07:33 Part: Calin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:39 <euro_jocks> mr walker i wish i could help
07:41 <aaronius> Mr`Walkinshaw: he was delivering pizzas for months without his license
07:43 <kibblz> if i killed my girlfriend and buried her in my backyard would i still hear her complain?
07:43 <euro_jocks> my ex is a fed cop
07:45 <aaronius> he's kind of retarded
07:47 <Bee_Hornet> did you smoke pots with him?
07:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *cunt*!*@*
07:49 <euro_jocks> i dont think he could do anything
07:50 <TheStig> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IRC'in WITH A STEAK KNIFE IN THE SIDE OF YOUR NECK
07:50 <Bee_Hornet> :p
07:52 <TheStig> AHAHAHHA
07:53 <TheStig> AHHAHAHAH
07:55 <TheStig> AHAHHAHA
07:55 <kokothemonkey> not uif it's deep enough
07:58 <TheStig> CUNT
07:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@1b9b8c26.internode.on.net
07:59 Kick: TheStig was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) The C-bomb, or any intended variant, is not tolerated <autoban>)
07:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b TheStig!*@*
08:07 <Mr`Walkinshaw> aaronius: do you know how much trouble he got in?
08:20 <aaronius> Mr`Walkinshaw: none, he got like 3 months added to the suspension
08:20 <Bee_Hornet> so deep so deep....hurry hurry lovers come to me
08:32 <Bee_Hornet> Point break
08:38 <Mr`Walkinshaw> is that all? lolll what a joke..
08:46 <Mr`Walkinshaw> Im gonna keep driving in that case
08:52 <euro_jocks> lol
08:58 <euro_jocks> u obviously havent learnt
09:07 <aaronius> Mr`Walkinshaw: considering he lost it for drink driving, and was caught 3 times afterwards, once drunk and once speeding, it is a bit of a joke
09:17 <Bee_Hornet> hard to forget easy to forgive
09:19 <aaronius> even i think they should have chucked him in gaol for a while
09:23 <Mr`Walkinshaw> thats almost unbeleivable
09:25 <euro_jocks> maybe the police officer was a faggot
09:26 <kibblz> [11:09:17 PM] kibblz: youve fucked before aint ya
09:27 <kokothemonkey> i have a question, if a dog humps your leg is that beastiality
09:28 <kibblz> [11:09:35 PM] tina: um
09:28 <kibblz> [11:09:39 PM] tina: yes
09:28 <kibblz> [11:09:46 PM] tina: I did anal
09:29 <euro_jocks> and he liked him
09:39 <euro_jocks> i would have sucked him off
09:40 <kibblz> [11:10:20 PM] tina: lol
09:41 <kibblz> [11:10:33 PM] tina: thats why I'm workin on stretching it atm
09:42 <aaronius> kibblz: its a trap
09:49 <Bee_Hornet> no, why would it hump legs, might as well give it my anus
09:52 <aaronius> watch out for the tuck back
10:05 <kibblz> tina: cos I wanna stay virgin but I want to have sex so
10:10 <kibblz> tina: but I'm sick of being virgin
10:21 <kibblz> tina: yeah so I'm still working on stretching it
10:22 <doctor> i am the son and the heir
10:30 <kokothemonkey> so it's not beastiality if the animal is the one humping ?
10:33 <doctor> of a shyness that is criminal vulgar
10:35 <euro_jocks> kibblz wtf lol
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10:47 <Bee_Hornet> in amazon they sexed baboon the ladies
10:48 <Scramble> my game better turn up in the mail today.
10:56 <Scramble> I have no faith in ppl from NSW
10:57 <doctor> what game?
11:05 <Scramble> Road Avenger
11:10 <Scramble> classique
11:19 <doctor> do you run over people?
11:22 * kibblz � 8755. Party Like A Rockstar (Remix) - Shop Boyz feat. Lil Jon.mp3 � 03:31 �
11:39 <Scramble> you can, but then you die
11:52 <doctor> that be right
12:05 <Bee_Hornet> who wont die in here?
12:13 <doctor> i want to die
12:32 <euro_jocks> my throat hurts
12:33 <Bee_Hornet> not before i show you the whole galaxy
12:36 <euro_jocks> i deleted facebook today
12:38 <euro_jocks> im so over it
12:54 <euro_jocks> hence why im now on mirc
13:01 <doctor> we can explore the whole galaxy together dd, when we both die
13:07 <BoJangles> Facebook is crap.
13:12 <trimms> atleast no ads
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13:14 <kokothemonkey> i once hid 5kg's of herion in my ass, got through aiportsecurity even after they strip searched me, they stuck the finger in my ass but just thought it was a block of shit
13:18 <BoJangles> And rudd lovers are crapper.
13:35 <euro_jocks> ummmmmmmm
13:40 <euro_jocks> koko r u serious
13:44 <kokothemonkey> awwwww euro_jocks
13:50 <Bee_Hornet> Go the Greens
13:52 <kokothemonkey> i'm always serious euro_jocks
13:56 <euro_jocks> omg
13:56 <trimms> they need to finger around a bit more up YOUR arse
13:59 <doctor> he lies
13:59 <euro_jocks> thats so scary
14:02 <trimms> is that what youre saying?
14:05 <doctor> it was actually 6kg
14:25 <kokothemonkey> no they need a hand up there
14:27 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/gemini_keck_020107.html
14:44 <euro_jocks> omg
14:45 Nick: Bee_Hornet is now known as brown_dwarf
14:48 <euro_jocks> as if they do that
14:56 <euro_jocks> and asif you stick drugs up your anus
15:04 <euro_jocks> full on
15:06 <kokothemonkey> why not
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15:10 <kokothemonkey> good money
15:16 <brown_dwarf> who says men dont cry?
15:25 <trimms> fresh anus drugs
15:30 <euro_jocks> lol ill stick to centerlink
15:32 <kokothemonkey> i enjoy it
15:36 <brown_dwarf> lol
15:36 <Scramble> I'm gonna revive, when I am, on the road BOP FREEDOM!
15:50 <brown_dwarf> you enjoy your pain?
15:53 <kokothemonkey> i'm going to relocate to bed, be back later
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16:09 <euro_jocks> wow
16:11 <euro_jocks> freak
16:13 <euro_jocks> asif
16:41 <trimms> lmao they need to make anal scanners cause of koko
16:56 <brown_dwarf> extrasolar planets
16:58 <euro_jocks> he is such a bottom
17:00 <euro_jocks> i bet
17:10 <trimms> 'bend over please, we will look up your crack then, u can walk thru to the plane'
17:45 <trimms> its probably so big he could fit a few more, jipped himself cause his arse so big
17:54 <euro_jocks> lol
17:56 <euro_jocks> bad
18:08 <brown_dwarf> we dont know much about our sea let alone the solar system
18:11 <euro_jocks> foul
18:14 <euro_jocks> man pussy
18:24 <brown_dwarf> mangina
18:50 <euro_jocks> uhh
19:07 <trimms> imagine if they had sniffer dogs n he farted n killed the dog
19:14 <euro_jocks> lmao
19:36 <doctor> i should try sleep
19:37 <brown_dwarf> http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread478713/pg1
19:41 <euro_jocks> me 2
19:44 <euro_jocks> im over it
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16:12 Topic Is: Welcome to #melbourne :: Bring on MasterChef 2! - 'The 7pm Project' is TACKY!
16:12 Set By: (mikey) on: Wed Jul 22 13:41:07 2009
16:18 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> the retarded chick?
16:22 <PandasDontDrive> i invited her down for drinks on my bday
16:24 <PandasDontDrive> well 15th
16:27 <PandasDontDrive> not my actual bday
16:30 <PandasDontDrive> 15th is a sat
16:38 <PandasDontDrive> nawwww not PAULINE
16:52 <PandasDontDrive> candis has some hot viet friends
16:55 <PandasDontDrive> oh man so tiny
16:57 <PandasDontDrive> but SO fuckable
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> id break em
17:01 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
17:03 <PandasDontDrive> U SEEN ME
17:05 <PandasDontDrive> UNO ME
17:07 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> whats with you and tiny chicks?
17:14 <PandasDontDrive> duno
17:18 <PandasDontDrive> i dont actually like tinys
17:24 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> oneday ones gonna whip out a cock I swear
17:25 <PandasDontDrive> i accidently picked up kristy
17:29 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
17:38 <PandasDontDrive> she was a fucken ugly ho
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17:45 <PandasDontDrive> i gave her new bf so much shit on msn
17:50 <PandasDontDrive> i told him id hook him in with a gf
17:55 <PandasDontDrive> if he ditched her skank
17:56 <PandasDontDrive> aha
17:58 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> is her new bf small?
18:11 <PandasDontDrive> who knows
18:13 <PandasDontDrive> he goes
18:14 <PandasDontDrive> um
18:17 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
18:19 <PandasDontDrive> i go "dude"
18:21 <PandasDontDrive> n he goes
18:24 <PandasDontDrive> "thats a camel dick
18:26 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
18:29 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lol
18:31 <PandasDontDrive> hes like u got a tiny cock
18:32 <PandasDontDrive> im like
18:33 <WiLd_TuRKeY> lol
18:36 <PandasDontDrive> SURE SURE BRAVO CHAMP!
18:40 <PandasDontDrive> I SPLIT UR X OPEN
18:42 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
18:44 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
18:45 <PandasDontDrive> gf
18:48 <PandasDontDrive> my x lol
18:53 <PandasDontDrive> i sore her out
18:56 <PandasDontDrive> tiny bitch
19:05 <PandasDontDrive> its like riding a fkn tasmanian oak
19:07 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
19:08 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> If I threw a jelly baby @ kristy she'd break
19:14 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
19:21 <PandasDontDrive> she was a *word i cant say* to me
19:24 <PandasDontDrive> over u wearin my shirt
19:28 <PandasDontDrive> had a fight over it
19:28 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
19:33 <PandasDontDrive> i was all about
19:35 <PandasDontDrive> MAN
19:38 <PandasDontDrive> fuck sif it matters n shit
19:40 <PandasDontDrive> n shes hot
19:41 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
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19:43 <PandasDontDrive> 65
19:45 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
19:49 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> wtf was I supposed to sleep in.. if I wore my top my tits woulda fallen out
19:53 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
19:56 <PandasDontDrive> ino
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> and my fav top touched ur tits
20:01 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
20:05 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
20:08 <PandasDontDrive> roflmao
20:19 <PandasDontDrive> looked better on u
20:20 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> dylan sighed lmfao
20:21 <PandasDontDrive> than woulda on her
20:27 <PandasDontDrive> DYLAN CAME
20:27 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:29 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> woulda been a nighty for her
20:33 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
20:35 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> she's fucking short as
20:36 <PandasDontDrive> she was NUTS yo
20:39 <PandasDontDrive> always starting fights
20:41 <PandasDontDrive> wit me
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive fucked two idiots now
21:03 <PandasDontDrive> Bec and kristy
21:04 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
21:08 <PandasDontDrive> oh and tegan
21:16 <PandasDontDrive> LOL hairy muff tegan oh and muffin
21:22 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> Tegan tried to run me over with her car
21:25 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> bwahahahahahaha
21:27 <PandasDontDrive> shes a hoe
21:28 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
21:46 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> Shaun told me she had toilet paper stuck in her pubes when he gave her head
22:07 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> and she had her period once.. thats why he calls headjobs on rags hammer time
22:16 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> cause it tastes like licking a dirty old hammer
22:19 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> bwahahahahaha
22:24 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> brb smoko
22:32 <PandasDontDrive> smoke inside nigga
22:35 <PandasDontDrive> i am lol
22:41 <PandasDontDrive> i fucked tegan like the skank she was
22:44 <PandasDontDrive> hardcore and in the arse
22:46 <PandasDontDrive> <3
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25:31 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
25:39 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> ass fucking is illegal in australia
25:40 <WiLd_TuRKeY> lol
25:42 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> so I've heard
25:50 <PandasDontDrive> yo yo YO
25:56 <PandasDontDrive> weed is illegal
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> everywher ein the world
26:01 <PandasDontDrive> i found out
26:04 <PandasDontDrive> even in holland
26:05 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I'm go postal on my fkn posties ass
26:08 <PandasDontDrive> they just 'tollerate' it
26:15 <PandasDontDrive> we should TOLLERATE it here
26:17 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> holland has sex bars
26:19 <PandasDontDrive> itsa 'erb bro!
26:24 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> ppl fuck on tables for money
26:24 <PandasDontDrive> ill sex your bar
26:27 <PandasDontDrive> whatever that means
26:29 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:31 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lol
26:33 <PandasDontDrive> *SMAX DYLAN*
26:36 <PandasDontDrive> wake up ya poof
26:37 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> 5 beers and your fucked
26:38 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
26:39 <PandasDontDrive> go earn us money
26:41 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
26:43 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> his comp crashed
26:46 <PandasDontDrive> i had 3 hours sleep hunz
26:49 <PandasDontDrive> i saw lol
26:52 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> not go0d @ all
26:59 <PandasDontDrive> lets have a sesh today
27:05 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
27:15 <PandasDontDrive> u guys got a bigger tv than me now ay?
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27:25 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I think so
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27:42 <PandasDontDrive> dayem
27:43 Part: Drfeelgood ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:45 <PandasDontDrive> mines viera plasma
27:45 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> omg I just flashbacks of your nice couch when you vomitted on it
27:46 <PandasDontDrive> whats urs
27:49 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> chunk monkey
27:51 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lol
27:51 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHA
27:57 <PandasDontDrive> did u see me vomit on it
28:02 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> ours is a JVC something something
28:04 <PandasDontDrive> ive had it professionally cleaned now
28:05 <PandasDontDrive> nice
28:07 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> yeah I saw
28:12 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> it was like all chunky
28:16 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
28:18 <PandasDontDrive> kristy cleaned it
28:19 <PandasDontDrive> ho
28:20 <PandasDontDrive> lol
28:22 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
28:27 <PandasDontDrive> 6th beer
28:36 <PandasDontDrive> now HES BACK i cant talk weed
28:37 <PandasDontDrive> :(
28:40 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
28:42 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I power chucked in red square next to WhoMadeWho, Danny and Chandler
28:42 Part: Cyrax ([email protected]) from #melbourne
28:44 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> bwahahahahaha
28:49 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> then I went to enigma
28:50 <PandasDontDrive> donk him over the head with a bong in the bedroom
28:51 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
28:52 <PandasDontDrive> nice nice
28:54 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
28:57 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
29:01 <PandasDontDrive> party whore!
29:03 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> dougy was a fucknoid to me tho
29:08 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:22 <PandasDontDrive> u guise still talk to shaun n asian n shit?
29:24 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> his like "ID" and I said "Yeah right" and kept walking and then he goes "ID"
29:26 <diditforthelulz> no drug talk bish josh
29:35 <PandasDontDrive> spank me dyls u homo <3
29:48 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> nah I almost ripped azn's face off infront of earth and screamed the fuck out of shaun
29:48 <PandasDontDrive> mel wants to bash me man
29:50 <PandasDontDrive> i KNOW it
29:51 <PandasDontDrive> serious
29:54 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
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29:58 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha didja
30:00 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> they're scared of me now
30:02 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
30:04 <PandasDontDrive> rofl!
30:05 <PandasDontDrive> i would be
30:08 <PandasDontDrive> you may be hot
30:13 <PandasDontDrive> BUT you got a TEMPER <3
30:22 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I'd fucking stilletto their faces off
30:22 <PandasDontDrive> u scare dyls so bad he jizz in his pance in hotness!
30:24 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
30:27 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaahah ^5
30:30 <PandasDontDrive> fighting is fun
30:39 <PandasDontDrive> dyl vs nath is a classic in my memory
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30:52 <PandasDontDrive> my bro vs some asshole i hate = another classic
30:56 <diditforthelulz> bahahaha that was gold
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> INO AY
31:03 <PandasDontDrive> we had such a good nite
31:04 <diditforthelulz> nathan breaking his hand on a tree
31:05 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
31:05 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
31:07 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHA
31:10 <PandasDontDrive> walkin thru mud
31:11 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
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31:21 <PandasDontDrive> breakin into some shed rofl
31:22 <PandasDontDrive> 65
31:24 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
31:28 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
31:29 <PandasDontDrive> blackjack wasnt it
31:30 <PandasDontDrive> and i spewed
31:32 <PandasDontDrive> Rofl
31:32 <diditforthelulz> it was in the middle of nowhere!
31:36 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahaha
31:43 <PandasDontDrive> this is why i drink at home now
31:49 <PandasDontDrive> and only have a few drinks when im out lol!
32:02 <PandasDontDrive> i know where im wakin up
32:06 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:11 <PandasDontDrive> i blanked out in town a while ago
32:12 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I heard you robbed dan murpheys with ali
32:17 <PandasDontDrive> was by myself had been trippin off my nut
32:19 <PandasDontDrive> yea i did
32:20 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> wheres my slab
32:21 <PandasDontDrive> funny as
32:22 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
32:26 <PandasDontDrive> 6 slabs of light beer
32:30 <PandasDontDrive> didnt even realise it was light beer
32:31 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
32:31 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao @ light
32:33 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> fuck that
32:36 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
32:40 <PandasDontDrive> now they dont do that ay
32:43 <PandasDontDrive> stack the shit out the back
32:43 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I'd have stolen a crate of co0pers
32:45 <PandasDontDrive> coz of me
32:45 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
32:45 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHA
32:48 <PandasDontDrive> 65
32:49 <compunerd> light beer is for fags
32:49 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
32:58 <PandasDontDrive> aye dyls
33:02 <PandasDontDrive> that was the nite
33:04 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao dyls laughing
33:06 <PandasDontDrive> i saw u at jases mates place
33:19 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> how did dyl smash your window again
33:24 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> didn't you pull a knife out
33:25 <PandasDontDrive> he came round with jase few weeks back
33:25 <PandasDontDrive> cool dude
33:25 <PandasDontDrive> rocked sf4
33:25 <PandasDontDrive> i fucken LOVE sf4!
33:28 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> you two are fucked
33:29 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
33:31 <compunerd> real straight macho men drink VB
33:32 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHA yeah man
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33:37 <PandasDontDrive> coz like um
33:40 <PandasDontDrive> Marty my housemate
33:43 <PandasDontDrive> dyl knew him
33:47 <PandasDontDrive> ill tell u a story ina tic
33:52 <compunerd> PandasDontDrive is a fag
33:53 <PandasDontDrive> anyway martys mate smashed my window
33:59 <PandasDontDrive> in my old place
34:05 <PandasDontDrive> n then dyl accidently did it
34:09 <PandasDontDrive> n i skitzed in reaction
34:10 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
34:20 <PandasDontDrive> dyl is a hard *word i cant say* tho
34:20 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> Have you replaced your bathro0m do0r.. I fkn hated shitting with no do0r
34:22 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
34:23 <PandasDontDrive> he can take anythin
34:25 <PandasDontDrive> nah man
34:27 <PandasDontDrive> not yet
34:28 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:30 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
34:33 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> dyl cracked up
34:40 <PandasDontDrive> i still remember trippin over n bashin my head into bathroom door
34:42 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
34:44 <PandasDontDrive> was so drunk
34:46 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
34:47 <PandasDontDrive> i had to unscrew it
34:49 <PandasDontDrive> mission as lol
34:56 <PandasDontDrive> then i smashed it outside
34:59 <PandasDontDrive> IT GOT IN MY WAY
35:02 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
35:08 <PandasDontDrive> i tripped again lately
35:11 <PandasDontDrive> into bedroom door
35:15 <PandasDontDrive> bashed head into it n arm
35:17 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao drunk
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35:21 <PandasDontDrive> so i punched it a few times
35:22 <PandasDontDrive> lmao!
35:27 <PandasDontDrive> oi yo likes
35:31 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> you should rip off all do0rs
35:32 <PandasDontDrive> me n dyl was chillin my old place
35:34 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> they dislike you
35:36 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lol
35:37 <PandasDontDrive> watchin fletch
35:39 <PandasDontDrive> n drinkinz
35:45 <PandasDontDrive> n marty comes back with THREE FAT HOS
35:48 <PandasDontDrive> from highlander
35:56 <PandasDontDrive> n we cbf socialisin wit em
36:02 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> is that the scot pub?
36:09 <PandasDontDrive> n after marty was like WTF IS WITH U GUISE i brought back chicks for you!
36:10 <PandasDontDrive> yea
36:11 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
36:14 <PandasDontDrive> dyls like
36:18 <PandasDontDrive> he said somethin smart arse
36:20 <PandasDontDrive> cant remember
36:22 <PandasDontDrive> but was FUNNY AS
36:29 <PandasDontDrive> i lub dyls
36:55 <stebie> lube?
37:02 <PandasDontDrive> its like sex but with TWO FISTS!
37:06 <PandasDontDrive> ahah stebz <3
37:09 <stebie> lolll
37:10 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta pp
39:41 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> huh
40:24 <PandasDontDrive> bak
40:29 <PandasDontDrive> oh mangzz
40:32 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> wb
40:35 <PandasDontDrive> ty hunz
40:38 <PandasDontDrive> fucken
40:40 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> alis got a baby now
40:41 <PandasDontDrive> to turn headphones up
40:46 <PandasDontDrive> i hadda turn the bass full off lol
40:48 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> fuck headphones
40:51 <PandasDontDrive> alis?
40:54 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> ali
40:55 <PandasDontDrive> these cost me 300
40:58 <PandasDontDrive> oh ali
41:03 <PandasDontDrive> everyone got babies
41:06 <PandasDontDrive> if u two have a baby
41:08 <PandasDontDrive> IMA KILL JEW
41:10 <PandasDontDrive> ahah :P
41:11 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> she has a bastard child to some russian
41:16 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
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41:33 <PandasDontDrive> i wish town was the way it used to be
41:37 <PandasDontDrive> with the coffee pot
41:38 <PandasDontDrive> :(
41:40 <PandasDontDrive> fucken
41:42 <PandasDontDrive> that shit owned
41:45 <PandasDontDrive> and prescinium
41:47 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> I remember spray painting on her street lmfao while drunk
41:51 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha
42:09 <PandasDontDrive> wireless hmm
42:12 <PandasDontDrive> too bad not bluetook
42:16 <PandasDontDrive> tooth*
42:20 <PandasDontDrive> wouldnt get hissing then :/
42:25 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> did you pick up a new laptop?
42:28 <PandasDontDrive> NOT YET!
42:30 <PandasDontDrive> sooooon
42:36 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> slacker
42:38 <PandasDontDrive> mum said i can get whatever the fuck one i want
42:40 <PandasDontDrive> :D:D:D:D:D
42:45 <PandasDontDrive> i was thinkin one for gaming
42:47 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> you coulda used that 300 on a laptop from ebay
42:51 <PandasDontDrive> with lcd
42:54 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> yeah mines go0d for gaming
42:59 <PandasDontDrive> below keyboard
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> but cbf
43:02 <PandasDontDrive> jea
43:05 <PandasDontDrive> ill get a decent one
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43:09 <PandasDontDrive> n pay her half back aha
43:19 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> dyl got me it for my bday.. I ripped all the keys off in a fight
43:22 <PandasDontDrive> i might get broadband next few weeks
43:23 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> then he put them back on
43:25 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
43:26 <PandasDontDrive> b4 i get new lappy
43:32 <PandasDontDrive> im already riding mums broad connection
43:36 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> cable ftw
43:37 <PandasDontDrive> on dialup i neva get dc LOL
43:38 <PandasDontDrive> yea
43:51 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> adsl will be better for your area
43:56 <PandasDontDrive> unless u ring n leave a msg then i get dc
43:58 <PandasDontDrive> mm
44:04 <PandasDontDrive> stefan said he'd help me find a good plan
44:05 <PandasDontDrive> n shit
44:19 <PandasDontDrive> man that homo is a legend
44:23 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> how is steph.. has he got his license back?
44:24 <PandasDontDrive> he gets the hottest chicks aha
44:26 <PandasDontDrive> nah not yet
44:27 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:30 <PandasDontDrive> fucken homo
44:31 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
44:33 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> drive illegally?
44:36 <PandasDontDrive> still gotta catch busses
44:37 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:48 <PandasDontDrive> he should be in adel now ay
44:53 <PandasDontDrive> should call him today
45:06 <PandasDontDrive> when he gets married my present will be givin his wife a SON
45:08 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHA ^5
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45:14 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
45:24 <PandasDontDrive> ima root her sister and charge him to see
45:25 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
45:31 <PandasDontDrive> summer soon man
45:36 <PandasDontDrive> u guise commin beach?
45:37 <PandasDontDrive> toke up!
45:39 <PandasDontDrive> swim!
45:42 <PandasDontDrive> wit tha dolphins!
45:43 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> definetely
45:46 <PandasDontDrive> werddd
45:51 <PandasDontDrive> will be fun ay
45:54 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> Christies beach is so nice
45:56 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta get a summer part time job
45:58 <PandasDontDrive> o jea
46:02 <PandasDontDrive> i love grange
46:07 <PandasDontDrive> coz we have the DOLPHINS!!!
46:09 <PandasDontDrive> :D:D
46:11 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> yea grange is awesome
46:16 <PandasDontDrive> and its just down the road
46:17 <PandasDontDrive> lmao!
46:18 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> and sting rays
46:19 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
46:23 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha jea
46:26 <PandasDontDrive> and guppy sharks
46:29 <PandasDontDrive> gummy or wateva
46:32 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> grange has a nice ass bottleo
46:35 <diditforthelulz> blerg
46:35 * IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER dro0ls
46:36 <diditforthelulz> jews
46:36 <PandasDontDrive> hell jea
46:37 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
46:42 <PandasDontDrive> SHUTUP JEW LOVER
46:42 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
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46:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o baz
46:46 <diditforthelulz> less caps bish ;P
46:48 <diditforthelulz> hai baz <3
46:51 <PandasDontDrive> ok homiez
46:54 <PandasDontDrive> bazzzaa
46:57 <PandasDontDrive> ya whore
47:02 * PandasDontDrive sides with IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER
47:08 * PandasDontDrive gives diditforthelulz daggers lmao
47:10 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> whorey mc cheeseburger buns!!!!
47:18 <PandasDontDrive> im not a real person, im a word trapped on irc!
47:19 * diditforthelulz throws said daggers @ josh
47:21 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
47:26 <diditforthelulz> stupid fps
47:26 * PandasDontDrive gets daggered!
47:27 <diditforthelulz> >.<
47:30 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> dylan go to the bottleo
47:34 <diditforthelulz> i wanna get my flying mount :D
47:34 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> and msg nathan
47:35 * PandasDontDrive if dagger is drunk than im skunked up as fuck!
47:36 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> kgo bitch
47:37 <diditforthelulz> 2 lvls off bishes
47:43 <PandasDontDrive> i got hell beers for jew homies
47:51 <PandasDontDrive> gotta buy anotha carton later
48:07 <PandasDontDrive> i plans to do shit tonite FFS
48:10 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> wish we lived as close to dan murphys as you
48:16 <stebie> dyl \m/
48:20 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha no shit
48:20 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> you still got a crush on that hoe who works there
48:22 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
48:27 <PandasDontDrive> OH MAN
48:28 <PandasDontDrive> HELL JEA
48:30 <PandasDontDrive> i want her man
48:31 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> lmfao
48:33 <PandasDontDrive> :(
48:35 <PandasDontDrive> get her for me
48:37 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
48:39 <PandasDontDrive> we talk
48:45 <PandasDontDrive> but she prob still got a fucken bf
48:47 <PandasDontDrive> IM BETTER
48:54 <PandasDontDrive> ill fuck her seven ways till sunday
48:56 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
48:58 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> get a job @ dan murphys
49:07 <PandasDontDrive> they always ask me
49:11 <PandasDontDrive> why arent u workin here yet
49:15 <PandasDontDrive> i jusst dont say
49:18 <PandasDontDrive> im waitin for compo
49:21 <PandasDontDrive> n its finally goin thru
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49:26 <PandasDontDrive> lawyer went for the FIddy
49:29 <PandasDontDrive> but got shot down
49:31 <PandasDontDrive> motherfucker
49:33 <PandasDontDrive> ima buy a gun
49:40 <WiLd_TuRKeY> FLOOD
49:45 <PandasDontDrive> n stick it to the fucks face n say im worth givin a measly 50k to ya asshole!
49:52 <PandasDontDrive> ruined my life homo
49:55 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
50:05 <PandasDontDrive> b4 that i had a fkn job
50:19 <PandasDontDrive> they r all like, tryin to screw me out of money
50:44 <PandasDontDrive> like since i havent worked much since, which is contradictory to the fact that the point is that's WHY i havent worked much
50:46 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
50:58 <PandasDontDrive> government is a whore.
51:15 <PandasDontDrive> give me 20 grand im putting it down on a unit with mum to rent out ffs :D
51:39 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> this posty is gonna get a bashing of a lifetime
51:43 <PandasDontDrive> GOOD
51:48 <PandasDontDrive> do it for me man
51:48 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> he didn't drop off anything for me
53:48 * WiLd_TuRKeY has another beer
53:56 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> Dylan is not getting any beer today
54:01 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> he has done NUFFIN
54:05 * PandasDontDrive give me two fat tabs and three fat shrooms and you wont see me like fat people in steam rooms!
54:07 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHA
54:11 <PandasDontDrive> come drink up
54:12 <PandasDontDrive> :P
54:14 <PandasDontDrive> ill be waiting
54:18 <PandasDontDrive> SEE YOU IN HELL JOHNNY!
55:18 Quit: IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER ([email protected]) Quit: GIRR!!! REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!
55:40 <PandasDontDrive> *point break quote*
55:44 <WiLd_TuRKeY> beer at this hour yuck
55:48 <PandasDontDrive> what
55:51 <PandasDontDrive> go fuck a tree
55:52 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Quit: invader blood runs through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants... the pants command me! do not ignore my veins!
55:53 <PandasDontDrive> and leave
55:54 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
56:03 <WiLd_TuRKeY> mum mum mummy
56:29 <PandasDontDrive> sup mang
56:37 <PandasDontDrive> entertain the panda
57:16 <WiLd_TuRKeY> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8
57:32 <PandasDontDrive> naw
58:02 <PandasDontDrive> time for poker i guess
58:14 <PandasDontDrive> lost all my money AGAIN ahaha
59:15 <PandasDontDrive> BANG YOUR HEAD
59:21 <PandasDontDrive> baaang yourrr mother fuckkin HEAD!
00:52 <WiLd_TuRKeY> im a school teacher. i teach pottery
02:33 <WiLd_TuRKeY> is bass babe coming back?
04:18 <WiLd_TuRKeY> this beat is sick come and take a ride on my disco stick
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05:59 <PandasDontDrive> sick
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
06:05 <PandasDontDrive> i dont see her on msn
06:06 <PandasDontDrive> or dyls
06:10 <PandasDontDrive> they probs gone to rooot
06:11 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHA
06:14 <PandasDontDrive> or get booze
06:16 <PandasDontDrive> COZ I SAID SO FKN
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15:30 <WiLd_TuRKeY> POLICE will take to Twitter tonight to keep young drivers updated on how their breatho blitz is going
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16:09 <PLay_Wif_Me_M> Any Gals wanna play? (private message me)
16:47 <funkadelic> play... does that actually work? i might give it a go :)
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19:27 <invizzi> im the best
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20:05 <anita> i'm better
20:18 <invizzi> are you a fitness guru?
20:41 <anita> better. i'm a fat 300kg slob that sleeps all day and eats whenever she can
20:52 * invizzi laughs 
21:01 * invizzi sneers then flexes
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21:28 <WiLd_TuRKeY> hi invizzi
21:39 <invizzi> i downloaded this really great program called calorieking, it rocks arseholes but it cost 45 bucks so i hacked it
21:48 <rhettboy> ahhh wash mahself with a raaaaaag on a stick....
21:59 <invizzi> now i might just buy it anyway, it is worth it and i am still missing on the online components
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22:32 <anita> i thought u said 'a rang on a stick'
22:39 <anita> i pictured some ugly ginger kid on a stick
22:44 <invizzi> how rude
23:06 <invizzi> this whole 'rang bigotry is part of a vast wog conspiracy to undermine anglo childrens confidence
24:20 <anita> ranga kids are pretty hideous
24:20 <anita> i can't help it
24:29 <invizzi> what about sexy red haired girls, long metallic wavy red hair
24:45 <PLay_Wif_Me_M> �sydney
24:57 <anita> i've never seen a sexy ranga
25:38 <invizzi> i haven't either but i dont like the term ranga
25:43 <invizzi> it offends me for some reason
25:59 <invizzi> worse than the n word
26:26 <anita> ginger kids have no soul
26:35 <funkadelic> anita.... Laura Prepon from That 70's Show - sexy ranga
26:36 <invizzi> not true they have viking souls
26:39 <anita> i like to call them fantapants
26:45 <anita> funkadelic: ew.
27:01 <invizzi> or fantams as a play on ghost and redhaired person
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27:20 <invizzi> ghosts have no soul right?
27:31 <PandasDontDrive> ima so watch training day againlater
27:33 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:35 <PandasDontDrive> wasted as
27:37 <PandasDontDrive> MAN UP NIGGA MAN UP!
27:41 <invizzi> lol wasted
28:02 <invizzi> that movie when he makes him smoke crack and then the white guy fucks with his head by telling that joke
28:05 <invizzi> just like real life
28:38 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
28:40 <PandasDontDrive> i love that shit
28:45 <PandasDontDrive> AINT LIKE I PUT A GUN TO YA HEAD
28:48 <PandasDontDrive> that fucken snail joke
28:48 <invizzi> i remember things like that, in some fiends lair and he tells you this anecdote and grabs your attention and then all of a sudden everyone is going 'wake up cnt' cause your in a k hole or something
28:56 <PandasDontDrive> "thats not funny is it" "then why is you laughin"
28:57 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
28:58 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
29:03 <PandasDontDrive> stupid anecdote
29:06 <PandasDontDrive> but it IS funny tho
29:12 <PandasDontDrive> "WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT"
29:14 <PandasDontDrive> no no
29:19 <PandasDontDrive> "WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM"
29:21 <PandasDontDrive> lol! ^5
29:29 <invizzi> yeah its a great scene
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30:02 <PandasDontDrive> yea man
30:05 <PandasDontDrive> hardcore
30:10 <PandasDontDrive> hes crossing over to the darkside
30:16 <PandasDontDrive> spesh when they return to the house
30:22 <PandasDontDrive> n denzel is all covered in shade
30:24 <invizzi> thats how it is in the stone jungle, have to be mentally tough and handle your drugs
30:31 <PandasDontDrive> n shoots him BAM
30:34 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
30:37 <PandasDontDrive> and that director
30:40 <PandasDontDrive> n that jungle
30:41 <PandasDontDrive> is real
30:45 <PandasDontDrive> n he knew those niggas
30:46 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:51 <PandasDontDrive> he directed Shooter aye!
31:32 <invizzi> im going to buy some groceries for tommorow
31:34 <PandasDontDrive> shooter was good
31:41 <PandasDontDrive> now?
31:48 <PandasDontDrive> so early man do it later rofl
31:48 <invizzi> have to make sure i eat right, its so how to plan omg fuck man you wouldnt believe it
32:17 <WiLd_TuRKeY> KFC manager 'dragged teenager by leg'
32:21 <invizzi> planning what to eat a day before is fucken stressful, if i wasn't unemployed i would never manage
32:40 <WiLd_TuRKeY> KFC has been ordered to pay $15,000 to a young worker after she was sexually harassed.
32:55 <invizzi> 15 isnt much
33:02 <invizzi> id ask for 150
33:39 <WiLd_TuRKeY> church change
33:46 <anita> funkadelic: no i don't. refrain from private messaging me.
33:55 <invizzi> what did he say?
33:56 <PandasDontDrive> fucken sunlite
33:59 <PandasDontDrive> gettin in somehow
34:31 <PandasDontDrive> cant wait till mum buys a apartment
34:34 <PandasDontDrive> ill put cash down
34:37 <PandasDontDrive> so i own some of it
34:41 <PandasDontDrive> ill own the bathroom AHA
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40:47 <nonenforcement> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
40:49 <nonenforcement> Mad.
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42:40 <WiLd_TuRKeY> twitters is making a new protocol twit://
43:22 <stebie> those assholes
43:30 <stebie> taking over the internet
43:44 <red`fever> isnt it google owned?
43:50 <red`fever> if it isn't it will be soon
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02:29 <PandasDontDrive> i dont speak, i float in the air wrapped in a sheet
02:40 <stebie> that sounds cool
02:41 <PandasDontDrive> im not a real person, im a ghost wrapped in a sheet
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02:50 <PandasDontDrive> the panda manga
03:03 <PandasDontDrive> love bamboo
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03:10 <PandasDontDrive> im in ya dreams boo
03:26 <PandasDontDrive> not the dreams that your cream in but the nightmares that make you scream fool!
03:26 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
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07:57 <damian> stevo!
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21:19 <istok> wow, don't all talk at once
21:23 * istok pokes TheWJM
21:34 <uupz> hihi
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22:33 <istok> it must be a sjesta in AU
22:45 <uupz> heh
22:48 <uupz> too many beers!
22:58 <speedmonkey> fuckup, sheep fuckers
23:05 <compunerd> mikey drools over computers, i envy the lad )bows( :)
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23:27 <istok> speedmonkey, make me.
24:03 <compunerd> speedmonkey: all that gay pron must have got to you
24:10 <istok> i think so
24:17 <istok> and monkey jizz
24:34 <compunerd> eww bestiality and gay pron :)
24:44 <speedmonkey> yeah probebly
24:51 <compunerd> go shove ya head in a cows ass
24:57 <istok> lol
25:04 <istok> i did that with my hand once
25:12 <istok> but under the guidence of a vet
25:22 <istok> damn AI is weird
25:30 <compunerd> elephants have got a tighter ass
25:43 <istok> i'll take your word for it
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26:14 <compunerd> i gave a blowjob once to a well hung elephant
26:26 <istok> was his name dave?
26:35 <demon`> that musta been a fair bit to swallow
26:41 <istok> lol
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27:15 <uupz> michael & michael is not funny
27:35 <compunerd> prince sucked mj
28:28 <istok> he earned his title well
28:35 <istok> wacko fucken jacko
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41:12 <kokothemonkey> cows sometimes say moo
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43:25 <shads> .
43:38 <shads> arvo all
44:22 <speedmonkey> neigh
45:34 <uupz> why billy mays why?!
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48:00 <In-Earth> booof
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53:31 <In-Earth> who puts their names to the test?
54:09 <whatever8> ppl hiding from creditors
54:50 <compunerd> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-LmNalEDQ8
56:03 <whatever8> i love a good blonde
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05:16 <PandasDontDrive> YEA YEA
05:18 <PandasDontDrive> yo yo YO
05:25 <PandasDontDrive> i dont speak
05:30 <PandasDontDrive> im in the air wrapped in a sheet
05:34 <PandasDontDrive> im not a real person
05:39 <PandasDontDrive> im a ghost trapped in a beat!
06:42 <whatever8> casper???
07:24 <PandasDontDrive> aha
07:35 <PandasDontDrive> Eminem - bad meets evil
07:48 <PandasDontDrive> wait its 2 30
07:48 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
07:54 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta see corrections in a min
07:55 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
08:10 <whatever8> is that a tv show
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09:01 <whatever8> you must be a collingwood supporter
09:53 <speedmonkey> wtf
10:27 <speedmonkey> nah whatever8 its a night club for homosexuals
11:06 <speedmonkey> and why would i know such a thing
11:09 <speedmonkey> i have no idea
11:45 <istok> i know a guy who knows a guy that said they saw a speedmonkey jumping around there last week
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12:09 <whatever8> the latest advertising campaign for cash converters aimed at collingwood supports... the slogan "come nick some shit"
12:30 <speedmonkey> damn, my cloaking device must have malfunctioned
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18:08 <PandasDontDrive> JEEAA
18:14 <PandasDontDrive> stupid corrections
18:15 <PandasDontDrive> shit
18:19 <PandasDontDrive> im not even ready
18:31 <speedmonkey> just get out of jail or something?
19:23 <whatever8> freedom is a wonderful thing isnt it??
19:41 <whatever8> i wouldn't know any onther way
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25:20 <Sgt-Splode> Hey mikey, you fucking fuckhead, get rid of that stupid topic. Masterchef is over. OVER. Don't you GET it?
27:15 <whatever8> more importantly its the last chaser next week
30:07 <whatever8> the 7pm project is on right now
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38:10 <Fred-Bear> anyoen knwo Abbey Blair lemon? msg me
38:39 <whatever8> i know blair witch
39:31 <Fred-Bear> lol
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47:16 <LACEunderwear> ANYone going to bass stations re launch tomorrow night?
48:03 <Sgt-Splode> LACEunderwear, I would pay over $9,000 to see everybody at that event murdered
48:19 <Bastard> really?
48:23 <LACEunderwear> bit harsh
48:30 <Bastard> you got the cash?
48:43 <whatever8> do yhey have fish at bass station??
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54:02 <oz30> bi curious melb guys msg me
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54:59 <whatever8> i'm tri curious
54:59 <doctor> bi curious aka faggot
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59:04 <Scramble> I think technically you could only be curious once
59:12 <Scramble> then you're either bi or not
59:20 <Bee_Hornet> who are you to judge me?
59:28 <Bee_Hornet> I m a beast
59:35 <Bee_Hornet> :p
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00:38 <Bee_Hornet> yes, I have been with trannies, and they are awesome not heart breakers
00:55 <Bee_Hornet> rofl
01:16 <Sgt-Splode> Intriguing ...
01:41 <Sgt-Splode> Mind you, this is #Melbourne. Did you give, receive or a little from Column A & a little from Column B? lol
01:59 <Bee_Hornet> I m a giver not a reciever unless she/he is s3xy looking
02:33 <Sgt-Splode> Yeah, that was a question I probably didn't need to have answered. Mind you, I shouldn't have asked
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03:32 <invizzi> yoyoyo
03:46 <Bee_Hornet> whats up hommies?
03:50 <invizzi> using my mad skills as a genius i bought calorieking aus edition for 45 dollars
04:04 <invizzi> now i can plan my meals with total precision unlike dumb fat fucks
04:08 <Bee_Hornet> what is that, explain more
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04:23 <invizzi> its a program that allows me to workout what to eat for each day
04:30 <whatever8> why havent you got your own show on channel 31???
04:31 <Bee_Hornet> George forman cooking grills?
04:32 <invizzi> so i can lose weight but maintain my sexy muscles
04:46 <Sgt-Splode> invizzi, let's hope some of those meals help you with your intelligence. At present? You lack it.
04:49 <Bee_Hornet> I usually like eating at buffets
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05:26 <Bee_Hornet> no 'all you can eat' no 'go'
05:41 <invizzi> so like if i eat 3 big macs i put that in the computer program and then i can see... ohh no dinner tonight or. ... oohh ok 30 mins of running at 15 kms an hour and 45 minutes of something else ahh cool
06:02 <Bee_Hornet> people on diet are the fat ones
06:13 <Sgt-Splode> ... and yet, invizzi, you're still a retard. Ironic how life works, isn't it?
06:43 <invizzi> Sgt-Splode: face it sucker you are witnessing the makings of the best guy in the world
06:50 <invizzi> you are suck as a zero
06:52 <invizzi> huh huh
06:57 * Sgt-Splode yawns
07:04 <invizzi> ohh go have your nanna nap sucker
07:12 <Bee_Hornet> dont they have got buffet launches at crown casino
07:22 <invizzi> they got have dem
07:39 <invizzi> they also have this cool restraunt called rockpool or something and you can get wagu beef for like 70 bucks
07:55 <invizzi> rich mans beef
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08:12 <Bee_Hornet> and seafood menus
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08:24 <invizzi> yeah im gonna get me some crab yeeehaaa
08:35 <invizzi> Sgt-Splode: only eats seafood extender
08:36 <Sgt-Splode> invizzi, be sure to slap her for giving them to you
09:55 <Bee_Hornet> get me mussels
09:55 <Bee_Hornet> Tasman seafood
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10:01 <invizzi> ahh its freezin
10:17 <invizzi> to deezi
10:22 <Sgt-Splode> That's because you're dying. Of shock. From the news that you're retarded.
10:37 <invizzi> nah
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19:02 <shads> yo dude
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33:09 <whatever8> beer o'clock yet??
36:15 <damian> lets go!
36:37 <whatever8> would anybody like to see danny devito run around a basketball court???
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36:49 <damian> i'm good, thanks
36:49 <whatever8> you should come and watch me play
36:51 <PandasDontDrive> bakz
36:53 <PandasDontDrive> shads
36:55 <PandasDontDrive> NIGGA
36:56 <PandasDontDrive> :D
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucken correction cunts
37:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@181fda32.comindico.com.au
37:01 Kick: PandasDontDrive was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) The C-bomb, or any intended variant, is not tolerated <autoban>)
37:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b PandasDontDrive!*@*
37:28 <damian> go get 'em!
38:03 <damian> and on that note, your innapropriate commas make you sound like stevie from malcolm in the middle
38:06 <damian> :P
38:15 <whatever8> and ppl expect corrections to be good guys
38:34 <damian> who are we doing now
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40:03 <nathanmelb> anyone care to chat msg me
40:35 <whatever8> i want to do the blonde kiwi chick off underbelly
41:42 <Fred-Bear> hi nathanmelb
41:47 <Fred-Bear> can i chat to you nathanmelb
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49:37 <whatever8> nothing exciting happen today
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51:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v EternalKnight
52:58 * Timer mp3 halted
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56:22 <whatever8> nothing ever happens
56:29 <whatever8> nothing happens at all
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57:35 <whatever8> this is the ultimate show about nothing
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00:35 <whatever8> my balls itch
02:03 * trimms gets the cheese grater
04:28 <whatever8> parmesan??
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06:29 <whatever8> welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games
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11:57 <whatever8> they want to ban full strength beer at events
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13:27 <whatever8> i say the viloence will only be worse, light beer just goes through you and those lines to the toilet can be enough to start a fight
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15:05 <trimms> make it they sell spirits. people get so drunk they just pass out
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15:41 <whatever8> what will they do to oktoberfest???
15:54 <Fred-Bear> hi trimms
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16:16 <trimms> make it gay
16:32 <trimms> fb
16:55 <whatever8> the whole you can later swim incharm of going to oktoberfest is drinking out of something
17:13 <whatever8> you can later swim in
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18:17 <Bee_Hornet> how do i live without a web radio?
18:44 <whatever8> buy a real radio
19:03 <Bee_Hornet> Fork off to Knives? - Radio New Zealand
19:34 <Bee_Hornet> If i had bought one you wouldnt've understood any of it lingo?
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20:20 Nick: Bee_Hornet is now known as Death_Dealer
20:47 <whatever8> whale oil beef hooked
20:47 <Death_Dealer> oh well, melissa brodie thanks for you kind help
21:58 <Death_Dealer> my bitches are far off better than your bitch
22:04 <whatever8> boag's classic blonde
22:41 <Death_Dealer> she knew i've spend 11 friggen years in Melb still puts me off the hook
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23:36 <whatever8> have a drink
24:23 <whatever8> this ones on me
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28:56 <whatever8> which one's better, shampoo or conditioner???
29:12 <WiLd_TuRKeY> both
29:28 <whatever8> but one's better
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29:31 <Fred-Bear> http://i30.tinypic.com/312h79h.jpg this is lasagne i just made
29:47 <phreakin> :)
29:48 <WiLd_TuRKeY> conditioner is better
30:08 <whatever8> but shampoo cleans the hair
30:41 <phreakin> this internet is bullshit slow i tells ya
32:36 <whatever8> Closer - NIN
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35:07 <WiLd_TuRKeY> go to the shop for me
35:20 <whatever8> 7/11 ??
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35:50 <WiLd_TuRKeY> liqour land
36:01 <trimms> uh u should see the lag on the dialup here
36:01 <trimms> its so 1995
36:44 <whatever8> thats why i like drinking in bowling clubs
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37:06 <whatever8> genuine 1972 prices
37:33 <Fred-Bear> dialup is coming back, its becoming popular again, like a fashion statement
37:39 <Fred-Bear> 56k modems are all the rave
37:47 <Fred-Bear> the bigger n clunkier the better
38:20 <WiLd_TuRKeY> are u autistic Fred-Bear ?
39:03 <WiLd_TuRKeY> insult to injury
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39:34 <WiLd_TuRKeY> hi invizzi
39:35 <whatever8> and we was all yellow
39:40 <WiLd_TuRKeY> im feeling lag
39:41 <invizzi> woman are lunatics that require men to keep their emotions in check
39:44 <invizzi> am i right?
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40:32 <istok> invizzi, atleast once a month
40:38 <invizzi> i heard its always
40:47 <istok> depends on the woman
40:47 <invizzi> they need a man to slap them around
40:48 <whatever8> women should learn to just lie back and enjoy it
41:01 <istok> see
41:08 <istok> this is why you're all single.
41:15 <Fred-Bear> WiLd_TuRKeY yeah i am
41:27 <invizzi> when a girl winges she doesnt want a guy to go 'yeah jenny is a slut' a real man says 'shut up woman, who gives a shit about jenny'
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41:47 <crAdel> gday
41:52 <whatever8> who is jenny and whats her number??
41:55 <invizzi> crAdel: snAtcha
42:02 <invizzi> whatever8: ill pvt it
42:05 <crAdel> hey
42:07 <crAdel> asl ple
42:12 <istok> lol
42:18 <invizzi> i had a diet hamburger tongith
42:29 <speedmonkey> whats a diet hamburger?
42:41 <istok> someone had to ask
42:45 <invizzi> instead of having 2 rolls i just had 2 open burgers using half a roll
42:50 <whatever8> hamburger no meat, thats a salad roll
42:57 <invizzi> why? well cause my mum ate the 2nd last roll
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43:27 Nick: Emily^Bastick is now known as botfly
43:38 <invizzi> man i tell you what they sells these lamb burger patties at the shops now, comes in all differnt flavours and they taste soooooo goooooood ohhh mmyy
44:07 <whatever8> makes you want to become kiwi??
44:11 <crAdel> oi
44:14 <crAdel> you fucks
44:20 <invizzi> aussies eat lamb more than kiwis
44:23 <crAdel> RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT
44:24 <WiLd_TuRKeY> oh baby
44:27 <crAdel> cuntz
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44:31 <invizzi> lol suck
44:41 <whatever8> but kiwi lamb is so tender
44:57 <invizzi> i might join this forum for dieting to see if any single woman wants it
45:01 <invizzi> as i reckon they would
47:08 <whatever8> i hate how the biggest loser is a double entundre
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47:36 <Aardvark> And both equally apply to the people on the show
47:37 <invizzi> it is?
47:45 <invizzi> Aardvark: lol
47:55 <whatever8> correct
48:05 <Aardvark> I'd say those who watch the show as well, but I don't see them dropping the metric fucktons
48:06 <invizzi> damn was going to post a welcome message but i sound too square
48:27 <WiLd_TuRKeY> scared?
48:41 <WiLd_TuRKeY> squared
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49:04 <invizzi> like a nerd
49:09 <WiLd_TuRKeY> hi DeathDealer
49:15 <invizzi> anyway i just bragged about my future 6 pack abs
49:32 <WiLd_TuRKeY> ill brag about my future 6 pack beers
49:34 <DeathDealer> Positive Thinking - Radio New Zealand
49:41 <whatever8> bugger the six pack, go the slab
49:45 <DeathDealer> G'day! WiLd_TuRKeY?
49:46 <invizzi> yeah drink a whiskey
50:18 <DeathDealer> How are we...
50:21 <whatever8> only good quality scotch whiskey
50:30 <DeathDealer> I drink ports
50:42 <invizzi> for now on im only going to drink whisky straight from the bottle
50:46 <invizzi> thats how i roll for now on
50:53 <whatever8> paper bag???
50:58 <invizzi> nah
51:08 <invizzi> just passing a bottle back and forth
51:09 <whatever8> park bench??
51:13 <invizzi> playing soccer in some park at night
51:16 <invizzi> yeah park bench
51:19 <DeathDealer> I hav a teen heart so dont wanna ruien my feelings
51:37 <invizzi> DeathDealer: you might commit suicide?
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51:53 <DeathDealer> yep I should ve dont we
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52:01 <invizzi> stuff doing that
52:09 <invizzi> what you need is to increase your water intake
52:10 Nick: WiLd_TuRKeY is now known as RamJet
52:17 <invizzi> drink 6 glasses because that cures all ailments
52:21 <invizzi> especially depression
52:29 <DeathDealer> I m the last man fighting for his and for others
52:38 <whatever8> just plug it into my veins
52:49 <DeathDealer> dont be mistaken SIR
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02:50 <Death_Dealer> If your no good get out of my face moron
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03:10 <whatever8> you lost your job
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03:17 <invizzi> you never had a job
03:20 <invizzi> tard
03:37 <whatever8> dupe de durp
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05:08 <whatever8> the south park ep where the immigrants from the future come and take our jobs
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05:54 <invizzi> my life is 4.5 better now
06:18 <whatever8> i wanna move to nz, life seems so much simpler
06:30 <invizzi> new zealand has too much crime
06:37 <invizzi> you get beaten up just walking down the street
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06:53 <whatever8> or watching the flight of the conchores
07:02 <whatever8> or watching the flight of the conchordes
07:05 <invizzi> i watched that show some
07:08 <invizzi> its aight
07:22 <whatever8> it's choice
07:27 <invizzi> it's always sunny in philidelphia is a better show
07:32 <invizzi> its the bees knees
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20:34 <whatever8> why is missionary called missionary??
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21:46 <whatever8> yes the position
22:22 <TheStig> google
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22:43 <whatever8> wheres the fun in that
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25:40 <PandasDontSleep> remember me!
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25:59 <phreakin> lol
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32:42 <xarcos> Badger?
32:55 <xarcos> They actually spent the $4.99 per year for an .au server?
33:13 <xarcos> One of the admin must've gotten a job.
34:03 <Kris> you know what your on about don't you
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35:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> xarcos is a bot
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35:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wb Death_Dealer
36:10 <Kris> running an au server isn't cheap
36:16 <Kris> try more like 300 a month
36:30 <Kris> then if it gets ddosed your fucked on
36:43 <xarcos> Maybe if you have herpes it costs that much.
36:45 <Kris> because thered only be about 100gb a month limit
37:26 <Death_Dealer> thanks WiLd_TuRkeY
37:57 <damian> gobble gobble
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38:25 <Death_Dealer> other day cops here found ten trucks full of explosive weapon in my town and onwer has gone missing, likewise!
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38:36 <Death_Dealer> owner
39:14 <Death_Dealer> consequences would be worse than a civil-war
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40:21 <Death_Dealer> this stupid muslim terrorists needs a cock up the arse
40:26 <whatever8> i want a french civil war
40:52 <whatever8> i just hate the french
41:27 <Death_Dealer> I have no issues with any race except aussies
41:39 <whatever8> and the french??
42:47 <whatever8> the germans i have no problem, at least they were upfront about it
43:01 <Death_Dealer> I wont touch french with my dick, they are harmless
43:18 <Death_Dealer> Germans are good
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44:39 <whatever8> too piss weak to tell us what they really think
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46:01 <Pieter> I need a premium megaupload account >> someone gimme their login.pass for 1wk@!
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46:22 <Jeffy> for what?
46:22 <Death_Dealer> basking
46:25 <Jeffy> i've never heard of megaupload
46:46 <Death_Dealer> get down with the Internode
46:58 <Death_Dealer> IInet, even get Telecom
47:07 <xarcos> Pieter wants to upload his cp.
47:11 <Death_Dealer> woosh, xnet, whatever thet have there
47:19 <Jeffy> internode are awesome.
47:34 <Death_Dealer> x-net is the best
47:50 <EternalKnight> evening Dani
47:57 <Death_Dealer> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1emtp_kci-jojo-all-my-life
48:43 <Death_Dealer> what if i signed up with ten different power lines at a time?
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49:15 <^Danica^> hey ashie
49:26 <whatever8> more porn????
50:51 <EternalKnight> how r u Dani?
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51:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey baby xoxox
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51:39 <Bee_Hornet> how much you guys are paying to hire this server per/month?
51:40 <whatever8> i dont like cricket oh no i love it
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53:12 <jonno> evening all :-)
53:53 <whatever8> no peiterson, woo hoo
53:56 <minus9> hi jonno
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54:49 <Bee_Hornet> Feature guest - Dr John Long - Radio New Zealand
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56:01 <whatever8> now i find her simply irresistable
57:14 <xarcos> No unboring people on. :(
58:19 <Bee_Hornet> I'm like 13,000km away
58:21 <whatever8> i know it sux
58:58 <whatever8> working for rio tinto??
59:24 <Bee_Hornet> so there would be new life forms in Jupiter after the impacts
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00:38 <xarcos> Only Slylandro gas bags.
00:42 Part: Octavian ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:02 <Bee_Hornet> I basically browse internet all day look for genuine news
01:05 <whatever8> and the gas bags on the bus trip from bowral????
02:13 <Pieter> fucl
02:20 <Pieter> now i wish i had a trolley
02:24 <whatever8> did you mean fuck
02:26 <Pieter> i ave a 3 draw thing down the road
02:32 <Pieter> its too heavy to list
02:34 <Bee_Hornet> Towong to 8 mile plans
02:35 <Pieter> filinmg cabiner
02:40 <Pieter> bkac one
02:44 <whatever8> did you mean lift
02:47 <Pieter> perfect for my loungeroom
02:47 <Pieter> :(
02:55 <Pieter> i need a tolley thing
03:02 <whatever8> does it have guitar hero??
03:03 <Bee_Hornet> do it safely pieter, have faith
03:04 <Pieter> to roll it up here
03:16 <Pieter> do wjat safe;y?
03:22 <Pieter> let it fall ontop of me?
03:22 <Pieter> :(
03:25 <Bee_Hornet> pulling
03:33 <xarcos> Maybe if you didn't fail you could tow it.
03:34 <whatever8> speaking like a taxi driver
03:39 <Bee_Hornet> the mission
04:13 <Bee_Hornet> I wont take you in my cab, ya so drunk walk home mate
04:18 <Bee_Hornet> heheheh
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04:46 * Bee_Hornet wathces you vomitting
04:47 <whatever8> awesome
04:55 <Bee_Hornet> furiously
05:03 <Bee_Hornet> aha! get in champ
05:09 <Bee_Hornet> bzzzzzz
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05:19 <whatever8> you have to have goals in life
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06:17 <whatever8> i've had my three miracles, why aren't i a saint yet
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07:08 <Pieter> sweeet
07:20 <Pieter> burnt another xb360 game
07:30 <Pieter> o, a ficlomg god
07:36 <whatever8> i awoke in a pile of my own vomit laying in a gutter and lived to tell the tale
07:48 <Pieter> up to 5 games now :)
08:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im going to win powerball tonight
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08:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> So if im not here tomorrow you will know where i will be. at the pub
08:44 <whatever8> i did it three times
08:50 <deathdealer> wish i was there with you
09:07 <deathdealer> drinking like a fish
09:28 <deathdealer> than walk back from south yarra to essendon
09:38 <deathdealer> wow
09:46 <deathdealer> i did it....didnt i
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11:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what else can you be apart from a saint?
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12:07 <red`fever> a gremlin
12:15 <Pieter> fuck it
12:15 <Pieter> im gonna go grab that filing cabinet
12:15 <Pieter> hopefilly i can layu it donn in a spare trolleu donw stairs from safrewau
12:16 <Pieter> back later
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14:28 <red`fever> is cod 4 worth getting?
14:39 <EternalKnight> it is fun
14:53 <EternalKnight> cod4 part 2 comes out in november i think
15:05 <red`fever> i played a demo of it and i was hooked
15:09 <red`fever> but it costs 99
15:28 <EternalKnight> u can get it cheaper than that
15:48 <red`fever> i think ill just wait for the second version
15:53 <red`fever> mainly want it to play online
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16:28 <red`fever> im hoping by a couple of months on it ill have sufficient knowledge to be eligible for a firearm licence
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17:06 <nogo> its finally over
17:18 <nogo> the supreme court hanging or gillotining is over
17:29 <nogo> any law students or solicitors in the house
17:35 <nogo> i wanna know how much i can sue them
17:47 <WiLd_TuRkeY> HA HAHA HAHAHA
17:49 <nogo> for ruining 3.5 years of the best years of my youthful life
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19:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sue them
19:27 <red`fever> anybody with a gun licence?
19:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and makesure they never do it to any every again
19:36 <nogo> yes i have a licence
19:40 <nogo> in 4 areas
19:47 <nogo> what kinda guns u interested in
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19:50 <EternalKnight> yes i have a gun license
19:53 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
20:01 <nogo> iv got most classes covered
20:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive got a gun license
20:11 <nogo> some handguns
20:17 <EternalKnight> i have my class E
20:21 <nogo> what ckass is ur lkicence in
20:24 <nogo> ok
20:32 <red`fever> have you ever used it on provocative circumstances?
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20:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mines in the class of 99'
20:42 <EternalKnight> my gun license?
20:47 <nogo> u should get then m in canberra theyre so inifficient they accidently give u atleast 2 extra clkasses rofl
21:02 <nogo> yes
21:06 <nogo> self defeence'
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21:23 <^Danica^> oi people...can someone please tell me what the song is thats playing on 101.9 right now??????
21:25 <nogo> not fired tho just used to whip a head uglier thaty prior
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21:31 * WiLd_TuRkeY can smell dinner.. hamsteaks, mashed pootatoe/cegies
21:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pineapple
21:40 <^Danica^> anyone? =(
21:49 * Showtek listens to Nirvana - Drain You
21:49 <EternalKnight> sing a few bars Dani
21:55 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pootatoe
22:00 <^Danica^> BAH *sighs*
22:07 <^Danica^> it takes two...
22:09 <^Danica^> ummm i dont know
22:10 <EternalKnight> im not listening to the radio
22:13 <^Danica^> you're moments ago, but seconds away
22:22 <^Danica^> the principal of nature is true, its a cruel world
22:23 <^Danica^> ooo ooo ooooo
22:26 <^Danica^> oooo ooo ooooooooooo
22:27 <^Danica^> lmao
22:31 <Jeffy> i'll see if shazam can tell me
22:33 * WiLd_TuRkeY is watchjing tv having a few beers
22:33 <EternalKnight> dunno
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24:12 <^Danica^> dw, they just named it
24:14 <^Danica^> gossip
24:18 <^Danica^> thanks for nothing guys =P
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24:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> poobear
24:38 <EternalKnight> ur welcome Dani
24:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> EAT IT
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26:44 <red`fever> can a legally owned firearm be used on somebody trespassing on your property?
26:55 <^Danica^> ummm... red`fever
26:58 <^Danica^> no
26:59 <^Danica^> lol
27:20 <^Danica^> just cos they are tresspassing doesnt give you permission to hurt them!
27:28 <Kill_Goyim> unless they're black
27:30 <doctor> stupid law
27:33 <red`fever> i meant to say if that somebody was being threatening
27:34 <^Danica^> LMAO Kill_Goyim
27:36 <EternalKnight> not in this state red`fever
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27:42 <doctor> i want to be able to kill christians who knock on my door
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28:04 <red`fever> or if that somebody was carrying a weapon and wasnt hesitant to us it on u
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28:43 <doctor> the govt doesnt trust its people so it has outlawed most firearms
28:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa mikey mikey
29:08 <mr`indiazz> hey hey.:)
29:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey mr`indiazz
29:18 <doctor> hey curry`fart
29:39 <mr`indiazz> hi
29:44 <mr`indiazz> arabs
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30:00 <mr`indiazz> i might drink some wild turkey tonite
30:05 <mr`indiazz> i had some lastnite
30:14 <doctor> thats one thing i like about you indians. you make a good curry
30:21 <doctor> oh and you hate pakistan
30:22 <mr`indiazz> i drink it all
30:31 <mr`indiazz> i dont hate no one
30:36 <mr`indiazz> im a love boy
30:38 <Showtek> fuck off mr`indiazz
30:51 <mr`indiazz> i love everyone equal as the same.
30:59 <doctor> good to hear
31:03 <Showtek> now piss off
31:07 <mr`indiazz> i am god
31:09 <doctor> just dont love christians, they dont deserve your love
31:19 <mr`indiazz> im a god gift to woman. and all manking
31:26 <mr`indiazz> im a god gift to woman. and all mankind
31:33 <doctor> infact everyone gather up every christian you can find and shoot them in the head
31:40 <doctor> remove their bowels to set an example
32:22 <mr`indiazz> i will ban u doctor on mirc
32:37 <mr`indiazz> then u wont have to bully innocent people like me.
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33:18 <mr`indiazz> sTOP UR BULLING ON OTHER WEAK INNOCENT PPL ON MIRC.
33:36 * ^Danica^ hands mr`indiazz a tissue
34:09 <Showtek> bleh
34:14 <Showtek> piss off ffs
34:28 * Showtek listens to Nirvana - School
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36:01 <red`fever> everything freakin nigh. and everything freakin day. i wanna freak u girl your body's so freakin tight
36:13 <Showtek> kk
36:17 <River> ermm
36:18 <River> ok
36:24 <River> and hi to you too
36:26 <red`fever> freakin YOUUUUU
36:45 <red`fever> these speakers r priceless
37:10 <Showtek> one baby to another says
37:15 <Showtek> im lucky to have met you
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40:07 <Lucinda> hi river
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40:59 <EternalKnight> wow lucinda speaks!!! :P
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41:09 <Lucinda> hi ash :)
41:12 <red`fever> im thinking of trying out indoor rock climbing
41:21 <Lucinda> i can speak- well type in this case
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42:23 <red`fever> ive got an athletes body so im fit to climb mnt everest
42:23 <EternalKnight> hahaha
42:29 <EternalKnight> nearly the same thing
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43:42 * River yawns
43:49 <River> hi Lucinda
43:51 <River> how are you
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43:58 <red`fever> gym was pretty full on
44:00 <Lucinda> im well and u?
44:21 <red`fever> i went in with the rambo mentality
44:22 * EternalKnight hugs Lucinda :)
44:31 <River> be better if telstra call centres could understand english
44:37 <red`fever> every machine wasnt spared
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45:01 * Lucinda hugz EternalKnight
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45:24 <EternalKnight> awww tanx Lucinda
45:30 <Lucinda> nw
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46:09 <Pieter> There
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46:17 <Pieter> I got a 3 drawer filing cabinet
46:20 <Pieter> w00p
46:31 <Pieter> took me about 30 min to move it 10 metres
46:31 <TheStig> how much
46:39 <Pieter> using a shopping trolleu
46:40 <Pieter> :(
46:41 <red`fever> Pieter should have asked me
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46:53 <red`fever> i would have juggled the three
47:00 <River> pfft
47:01 <Pieter> brb
47:12 * Faithless_7032 falls in the grass
47:18 <Pieter> gptta extract amptje xb36- ga,e
47:19 <Pieter> bbs
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47:35 <River> Faithless_7032 why the grass?
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48:12 <Faithless_7032> hi tiffany
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48:42 <River> wb tiffany
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49:15 <xarcos> Bacon.
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49:21 <River> where?
49:25 <Faithless_7032> rind
49:30 <red`fever> why the grass? herbivores is the answers
49:35 <red`fever> grass is a delicacy for many cows
49:50 <River> guess so
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49:57 <River> hi Nessa
50:05 <River> red`fever doesn't do much for me
50:06 <Faithless_7032> nessa is hindian?
50:19 <River> Faithless_7032 nfi,
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50:29 <Faithless_7032> fof
51:08 <Faithless_7032> most of them comes here are guilty
51:16 <River> who?
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51:51 <Pieter> cant wait to plau tramsformers 2
51:52 <Faithless_7032> 23 m here
51:54 <Pieter> wjats ficled os
52:04 <Pieter> i cna only get access to NEW released games
52:06 <River> hmmm
52:08 <Pieter> none of the older shit
52:08 <Pieter> :(
52:18 <River> are you pissed Pieter
52:28 <Pieter> I really still want Mortal Kombat vs DC Univsese :(
52:37 <Pieter> pirate bay only has 2 seeds
52:40 <Faithless_7032> always i live on top of a bottle shop
52:44 <Pieter> I should use vuze
52:55 <River> why waste resources on vuze
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54:41 <Faithless_7032> i use FDM
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55:54 Nick: TheRiddlersOnlyFriend is now known as hell-0
56:19 Nick: hell-0 is now known as Hatred
56:39 <red`fever> if the wather was consistently warm all year round would people still be wearing clothes?
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57:02 <Faithless_7032> we will be dead soon
57:02 <red`fever> weather*
57:04 Join: trimms ([email protected]) to #melbourne
57:08 <trimms> :P
57:11 <Faithless_7032> heats gonna get us
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57:58 <red`fever> i think instead of nudist colonies being the marginalised, they should be tolerated
58:23 <red`fever> arn't humans animals?
58:33 <trimms> they r putting taboo - nudity series on atm
59:06 <red`fever> humans share 80% of their genes with chimps
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02:37 <red`fever> make that 96
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03:17 <zoes> heating dinner again :)
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04:32 <trimms> we are chimpanzes!
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06:36 * River yawns
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07:36 * trimms farts
07:40 <trimms> ...a few times
07:59 Nick: Asiangirl2 is now known as Asianbabe28
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08:56 <red`fever> aids has its origins with chimps
09:07 <red`fever> so some sick fuck must have had a fetish with chimps
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10:01 <red`fever> just like the swine flu, somebody must have slept with a swine
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10:31 <matthew> like everything in the world.. i mean you imagine the first time someone saw a cow and went "im gunna squeeze on the things and drink whatever comes out".. now thats sick
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16:33 <red`fever> this is sick... this farmer is physically stimulating a pig by getting on top of it and shoving his hand inside her vagina so she can start ovulating
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23:37 <red`fever> hahaha, australian police are twittering to target drink drivers
23:58 <red`fever> what happend to the good old fashioned way
24:09 <Hatred> anal rape?
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24:44 <red`fever> whats anal rape?
25:11 Part: MRCONFIDENT ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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26:36 <MonkeyInMyMind> evening all
26:57 Join: DarkMaceman ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:12 <DarkMaceman> Hey how is everyone?
27:17 * MonkeyInMyMind munches quietly
27:18 <MonkeyInMyMind> tired
27:22 <River> hi MonkeyInMyMind
27:22 <DarkMaceman> Hey old mate
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27:27 <River> hi DarkMaceman
27:28 <DarkMaceman> Mr_indiaz
27:31 <red`fever> hahah
27:34 <MonkeyInMyMind> River:)
27:37 <red`fever> your mate
27:41 <red`fever> is in the house
27:45 <River> MonkeyInMyMind how is ya
27:59 * mr`indiazz slaps DarkMaceman around a bit with a large trout
28:01 * MonkeyInMyMind points to prior answer
28:07 <MonkeyInMyMind> hasnt changed:)
28:09 <River> tired hey
28:10 <mr`indiazz> dont
28:19 <River> how was school?
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29:10 <MonkeyInMyMind> not too bad today
29:12 <MonkeyInMyMind> long day though
29:22 <DarkMaceman> Haha
29:32 <DarkMaceman> Pretty funny mr_indiaz
29:40 <red`fever> :/
29:51 <DarkMaceman> How are you anyway?
30:00 <DarkMaceman> Hows the taxi driving going?
30:09 <DarkMaceman> Better than the cleaning caper?
31:07 <DarkMaceman> Must be busy
31:19 <red`fever> hes not keeping pace
31:44 <DarkMaceman> With what?
32:27 <River> night night all
32:29 <River> have fun
32:30 <red`fever> with his hand?
32:35 <River> dont do anything I wouldnt do
32:35 <DarkMaceman> Oh
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33:00 * red`fever walks River to the door
33:34 <red`fever> is that your hand on my ass?
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34:59 <River> hia EDMCGUIRE
35:06 <EDMCGUIRE> yo mr River
35:18 <River> how ya doing Ed Everywhere
35:30 <matthew> hi EDMCGUIRE :D
35:30 <EDMCGUIRE> i'm doin just fine and thanks for caring :-)
35:34 <EDMCGUIRE> g'day matthew
35:34 <River> :-)
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36:41 <Pieter> gah
36:47 <red`fever> negative
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36:51 <Pieter> tome remanining
36:56 Nick: Fatalist is now known as speedmonkey
36:56 <Pieter> 31min
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37:15 <Pieter> i hte buring dvds at 2.5mb/sec
37:18 <River> heya nikkers
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38:54 * WiLd_TuRkeY hiccups
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40:15 <EDMCGUIRE> PandasDontDrive change ya nickname to 7/11
40:16 <PandasDontDrive> i dont speak, im up in the air wrapped in a sheet
40:18 <EDMCGUIRE> u r here 24/7
40:20 <PandasDontDrive> im not a real person
40:28 <PandasDontDrive> im a ghost trapped in this beat!
40:29 <PandasDontDrive> so?
40:35 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt mean im not sexy as nigga :P
40:41 <EDMCGUIRE> ha
41:06 <PandasDontDrive> he he he
41:50 <red`fever> he is a fine semen
42:11 <River> seaman?
43:11 <red`fever> i dont see any
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44:20 Nick: speedmonkey is now known as Tony_Stark
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44:48 <invizzi> australian sketch shows are the worst
44:58 Part: Deb_34 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:00 <DarkMaceman> What is that?
45:09 <DarkMaceman> I can hear it from the lounge
45:10 <invizzi> DarkMaceman: you disabled?
45:10 <River> hey invizzi
45:13 <red`fever> they dont make them like they used, everything is politically correct this and that
45:30 <invizzi> its not like thats the problem, they just have no good writers
45:39 <DarkMaceman> No, do you need some disabled frinds invizzi?
45:52 <EDMCGUIRE> kingswood country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <invizzi> there is nothing there for australian comedy writers so they just hire bankers and managers to write the jokes
46:18 <invizzi> the sketch shows on channel 31 are funnier like shambles
46:29 Mode: (by baz) +v Inzpector
46:40 <EDMCGUIRE> baz !!!!
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46:50 <EDMCGUIRE> whats news baz
47:07 <invizzi> DarkMaceman: no just assumed you are one
47:38 <Sgt-Splode> You assume too-much, invizzi. That comes as a result of bonking yourself on the head with those free-weights of yours
48:12 <invizzi> im pissed off
48:18 <invizzi> bloody diet im hungry now
48:22 <River> ??
48:22 Part: takemeonn ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:25 <invizzi> going to crash and burn
48:36 Part: lifesgood ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:41 <Sgt-Splode> You will, invizzi. You will. Some people have failure hard-wired into the brain
48:42 <invizzi> wait until 9:30 for my afterbed shake
48:52 Part: justchillin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:54 <invizzi> Sgt-Splode: you have failure stamp on your forhead
49:09 <Sgt-Splode> Of course. That's why I know of these things.
49:19 <invizzi> well guess what? i wont muhaha
49:31 <DarkMaceman> Where did you get the idea invizzi?
49:44 <invizzi> if i crash then ill just modify the diet to correct whatever i am lacking, be it sugars or more food
49:50 <red`fever> fortune cooky
49:56 <invizzi> i never give up cause i am the best
49:57 <Sgt-Splode> Hey Krystal, you'll LOVE this pic: http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/126073-1/Meth_once.jpg
50:05 <Pieter> A:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
50:05 <Pieter> '
50:39 <River> wtf
50:41 <red`fever> my eyes
50:43 <DarkMaceman> This one is better
50:46 <DarkMaceman> http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4371/easybakeoven1.jpg
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50:46 <Kill_Goyim> billie jean was not his lover, that's because she had a vagina
50:55 <EDMCGUIRE> fair shake of the sauce bottle Pieter, thats tough on the eyes mate
51:00 <River> hia Lilah
51:06 <Lilah> Good Evening
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51:47 <invizzi> i believe i have the picture that will beat all of those ones
51:51 <TheBeautifulOne> hi
51:59 <River> hi TheWJM
52:02 <River> TheBeautifulOne even
52:07 <invizzi> wait until i get it off cracked.com
52:10 <River> bloody premature tabulation
52:18 <TheBeautifulOne> lol River heya
52:22 <Sgt-Splode> Sorry, invizzi. The moment has passed. Next topic
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52:32 <River> TheBeautifulOne how are you tonight
52:40 <TheBeautifulOne> umm im ok how r u
52:44 <invizzi> man once you see this pic no way man
53:17 <invizzi> stuff it
53:28 <Sgt-Splode> Moment. Passed
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54:03 <Faithless_7032> I have left a complaint in the board of the ADO
54:06 Part: niceperson ([email protected]) from #melbourne
54:52 <Krystal> Sgt-Splode ur not showinf drug related pics ?
55:09 <Sgt-Splode> Me? No. Of course-not!
55:13 <Faithless_7032> yes i was...sorry ban me
55:17 * Krystal slaps Sgt-Splode
55:23 <Krystal> shame i was here and a checking
55:34 * Faithless_7032 cuddles Krystal
55:41 * Krystal huggles Faithless_7032
55:42 <Sgt-Splode> A bear riding a shark and touting a machine-gun, though. What could possibly go wrong?
55:44 <invizzi> omg so unfair
55:44 <Krystal> now u lot behave
55:47 * Lilah brushes Krystal's hair
55:57 * Krystal glad wraps Lilah to her
55:58 <DarkMaceman> Who is ADO Faithless
55:59 <Lilah> <3
56:01 <Faithless_7032> i feel like a prisoner
56:42 <Krystal> who or what is ADO
56:50 * Faithless_7032 books out a holiday at noosa
57:04 <Krystal> ok i need my other specs these ones make me fell pissed
57:21 <EDMCGUIRE> and make u do typo's too Krystal
57:23 <Faithless_7032> Australian Director's of Observation
57:25 <EDMCGUIRE> i been a watchin'
57:35 <Krystal> hahah EDMCGUIRE that is just me baby
57:39 <Krystal> im the typo queen
57:43 <EDMCGUIRE> it is
57:52 <Krystal> i type better pissed
57:54 <invizzi> the terrible quality of australian comedy sketch shows brings great shame to me as a patriot
58:02 <Faithless_7032> Eddie man Man, how is life budd?
58:11 <Krystal> then put on a classic and watch Hey dad invizzi
58:11 <Faithless_7032> my
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58:15 <Sgt-Splode> "Patriotism ... is the virtue of the vicious. So sayeth Oscar Wilde." - Sean Connery
58:26 <River> hia missb
58:40 <invizzi> Krystal: why didny you kcik Sgt-Splode for his heinous rule breaking pic posting of evil?
58:42 <missb> hi riv
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58:49 <River> how are ya missb
59:00 <Krystal> but then will i have to ban u too invizzi?
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59:08 <invizzi> Krystal: i didnt do anything wrong
59:12 <invizzi> show some consistancy
59:34 <Krystal> was that the same pic as you posted?
59:37 <invizzi> or at least make me feel better
59:51 <invizzi> never posted a pic
00:00 <EDMCGUIRE> ok ackermanis and nathan brown are gonna be on the panel
00:02 <Krystal> u just mentioned the "words"
00:21 <invizzi> yeah but i seperated 'the words' to distinguish any meaning at all
00:32 <invizzi> i'll never forget this, evarrr
00:32 <Sgt-Splode> EDMCGUIRE, they don't have enough makeup to make Akermanis look good-enough for a panel.
00:51 <EDMCGUIRE> ha
00:57 <EDMCGUIRE> we';ll find somethin'
01:21 <Sgt-Splode> "Anyone got an electric-sander?"
02:00 <Krystal> is that another name for a razor Sgt-Splode?
02:07 Nick: CrIp is now known as Cripl[a]
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02:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> RARRRRRRRRR
02:30 <Sgt-Splode> It is, for Jason Akermanis.
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03:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> peek a boo
03:47 <invizzi> who wants to know who a scientologist is ?
03:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> me. me
04:04 <invizzi> jason lee from my name is earl is one
04:06 <Pieter> tHERE
04:07 <Pieter> DOING UP my loungeroom
04:09 <DarkMaceman> Who cares
04:22 <invizzi> the sexy milf from king of queens, leah remini is also one
04:31 <DarkMaceman> NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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04:37 <DarkMaceman> Not her too!
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04:49 <invizzi> i will announce 1 more
04:50 <Krystal> all the weird actors/actresses are coz they have things to hide Laugh Out Loud
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05:21 <invizzi> the voice of bart simpsons nancy cartwright is a scientologist
05:27 <Krystal> she is
05:35 <invizzi> Krystal: wow thats probably true
05:36 <Krystal> she donated more oney than tom cruise Laugh Out Loud
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05:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@114.76.9E9A07.3D394E
05:44 Kick: STEEL was kicked by ChanOP (Constant disregard of channel rules.)
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05:53 <invizzi> scientlologist like to dig up dirt on people. so maybe thats how the recruit celebrities
05:59 <River> wb DD
06:16 <deathdealer> hey raiver man, i just woken up
06:22 <Krystal> maybe invizzi coz they can't get out once they r in
06:25 <River> lol
06:30 <invizzi> omg noo not jerry scienfield
06:31 <River> night night all
06:34 <invizzi> -c
07:13 Part: Melbournity ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:16 Nick: Matty^^ is now known as Matty^^Feedingkids
07:33 <DarkMaceman> Oh that sketch show is pathetic
07:42 <invizzi> i know it is unaustralian
07:43 Part: BeckyBoo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:52 <Krystal> Laugh Out Loud unaustralian
07:59 <DarkMaceman> I hate that stupid bitch whats her name
08:00 <Krystal> is it taking the piss out of people?
08:04 <invizzi> poor quality sketch shows are a bigger threat to our way of life than any extremist muslim ever could be
08:05 <DarkMaceman> Its trying
08:09 <invizzi> its failing to
08:16 <deathdealer> she's funny
08:19 * TheBeautifulOne is going to bed
08:23 <TheBeautifulOne> gdnite to you all
08:24 <River> night TheBeautifulOne
08:33 <deathdealer> Cramer
08:38 <TheBeautifulOne> actually its nearly morning :S
08:39 <Sgt-Splode> Poor-quality sketch shows are designed with one purpose: to make poor-quality people laugh.
08:44 <TheBeautifulOne> i see the day breaking lol
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08:52 <DarkMaceman> I mean that singer hag that think she is the best
08:52 <invizzi> they should just get kids to make their own sketch show. you see when you have your own idea and act it yourself 99% of the time it is hilarious
08:55 <deathdealer> where re you in IRAn?
09:00 Nick: Lilah is now known as Lilah[away]
09:01 <invizzi> like shambles
09:05 <Sgt-Splode> Iran. So far away.
09:07 <TheBeautifulOne> no im u.s lol
09:13 <invizzi> and many other hilarious sketches
09:30 <invizzi> some guy from irc linked me this hilarious youtube sketch by some australian guy called stapler
09:32 <deathdealer> so is Iraland most of you in here got wales blood
10:00 <deathdealer> i just googled it
10:06 <DarkMaceman> That host is a cock sucker
10:08 <trimms> my psp memory stick started working again
10:11 <DarkMaceman> Who the fuck is it
10:14 <invizzi> lol psp sucks
10:16 <trimms> so did my car radio
10:22 <trimms> just all of a sudden
10:55 <invizzi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_tXeAEHY6g here is the funny sketch
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11:30 <deathdealer> TheBeautifulOne: are U in the usa?
11:32 Part: Fun_Cheeky-Chic ([email protected]) from #melbourne
11:38 <TheBeautifulOne> yeah i am
12:06 <invizzi> where from?
12:12 <TheBeautifulOne> phoenix
12:13 <deathdealer> how much the beers over there?
12:31 <TheBeautifulOne> umm 24 case 12 dollars
12:31 <invizzi> who has more people america or usa?
12:37 <deathdealer> WOW babe, love to be with ya
12:53 <invizzi> is arizona full of black people?
12:53 <deathdealer> I dream of AMERICA
13:11 <TheBeautifulOne> no invizzi and evn if t was so what
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13:25 <invizzi> TheBeautifulOne: don't get so defensive, geez
13:33 <deathdealer> hi i m single and looking for a partner :p
13:33 <invizzi> i am only asking about your country
13:38 <Matty^^Feedingkids> thats nice deathdealer
13:47 <TheBeautifulOne> lol deathdealer gdluck with that
14:24 <invizzi> im from detriot
14:25 <deathdealer> A good man should keep wifes in every state
14:27 <TheBeautifulOne> asking about my country? you were asking abt my state :P
14:41 <deathdealer> yes i do need lucks
14:58 <invizzi> TheBeautifulOne: yeah well apart from new york and la there is nothing very interesting there
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15:12 <deathdealer> I m in dhaka bangladesh got deported out of oz
15:16 <deathdealer> lol
15:18 Part: deathdealer ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:37 Nick: Cripl[a] is now known as CrIp
15:41 <EDMCGUIRE> shakib must be a god at the moment invizzi
15:52 Part: missb ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:53 <invizzi> deportation laws should be updated to include internet
16:00 <invizzi> what is shakib?
16:02 <TheBeautifulOne> uh huh well i was born and raised in CA i only been here 4 yrs
16:08 <EDMCGUIRE> i meant to say death dealer
16:17 <EDMCGUIRE> lol @ what is shakib
16:17 <invizzi> some cricketer
16:25 <invizzi> yeah i dont give a fuck about cricket mate
16:33 Part: River ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:40 <invizzi> so lol nothing
16:41 <TheBeautifulOne> anyhow night
16:48 Part: TheBeautifulOne ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:51 <invizzi> TheBeautifulOne: night? how can it be night in america
16:54 <invizzi> its day
17:08 <invizzi> 4:17am
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18:13 <red`fever> blimey
18:55 <Sgt-Splode> You went and dropped another free-weight on your noggin', didn't you invizzi?
19:15 <red`fever> these sweet pastries taste like cheap bread and rasberry jam combined
19:17 <invizzi> never
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19:37 <invizzi> red`fever: make Sgt-Splode eat them. he is like a dog
19:51 <Sgt-Splode> Om nom nom
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20:40 <red`fever> never going to trust those luring packages again
21:01 <red`fever> whats shown on the cover isnt what you get in the packet
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22:08 <invizzi> you should by those cans of food
22:31 <invizzi> fully loaded
22:35 <red`fever> im not in the army man i buy stuff raw
22:35 <invizzi> very nutritional
22:42 <Pieter> There
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22:52 <Pieter> loungeroom is half modified
22:59 <Pieter> fick it looks sicl
23:00 <Pieter> 1
23:11 <invizzi> does it have lots of black lights?
23:23 <Quincy> african american lights
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24:18 <red`fever> disco ball would be a nice finish
25:42 <invizzi> and neon
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25:59 <Pieter> red+
26:00 <invizzi> im going to get a neon sign that says 'welcome to the party zone dude'
26:10 Join: LeTs`PlAy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:16 <invizzi> turn it on for special occasions when more than 2 people come over
26:21 <Faithless_7032> 'welcome to the party zone dude'
26:30 Quit: baz ([email protected]) Quit:
26:33 <Pieter> burning transformers 2 revenmge of the fallen now
26:35 <Pieter> xb360 game
26:44 <Pieter> cant wiat to try it
26:50 <Pieter> downloading ghostbusters now
26:55 <invizzi> did you know transformers 2 was made by an australian company? i think the wii version
27:08 <Pieter> icnat fin any odl thje olde rgmaes
27:16 Part: janeyjane ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:29 <Pieter> no idea doodle
27:29 <EDMCGUIRE> put ya bloody keys back on ya keyboard in the right spot Pieter !!
27:29 <Pieter> wiat on
27:29 <Pieter> its WB
27:29 <Pieter> i know that muc
27:29 <Pieter> h
27:31 <invizzi> australians have made some of the best games like system shock 2, bioshock, shadowrun (snes), puzzle quest and many more
27:47 <Pieter> sorry ifm my typ's akk akkm tehere
27:51 <RichardFeynman> Who made Battletoads?
27:52 Part: jjj84 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:59 <invizzi> i think rare did
27:59 <Pieter> ive taken 40 valium and 20 trannsdol
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28:05 <Pieter> and 8mg of suboxone this mornin
28:07 <invizzi> when they were in australia
28:12 <invizzi> Pieter: wtf is that
28:14 <Pieter> o camt fom tje leus
28:18 <Faithless_7032> Best song ever written - 'Woodstock' - Radio New Zealand
28:18 <Pieter> keys
28:30 <Pieter> suboxone is an antagonist opiote
28:40 <invizzi> everyone on irc should be normal like me not munted
28:42 <invizzi> like him
28:43 <Pieter> its like a keu
28:44 <Pieter> hole
28:44 <Pieter> and the key is the uboxone
28:51 <Pieter> it fits into the keyu hole
28:55 <Faithless_7032> if i could i would planet tree everywhere in land
28:57 <invizzi> scary
29:11 <Pieter> but only gives you the effect tto stop upi frp, jamgomg pit
29:11 <Pieter> amd ,emta; ossies
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29:20 <Faithless_7032> A hot planet without bubble
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29:39 <Pieter> wjereas ,etjadpme os fi;; bpswm logal jerpom
29:40 <Pieter> o dpmtwamt tjat sjot
29:58 <Pieter> o tko,l o, gpomgg we;; amuiwia
30:01 Part: casey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
30:04 <Pieter> mp cravomg fpr s,acl pr oce
30:07 <Pieter> pr a;c
30:14 <ChasersWar> wtf Pieter
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30:22 <invizzi> um can someone put Pieter to bed? he is a ball of schtizophrenic lunacy
30:33 <Faithless_7032> booze and pills dont mix it
30:38 <Pieter> allows me to work/concentrate
30:39 <Pieter> o teel mpor,a;
30:49 <red`fever> he must have a tapeworm lodged in his rectum
30:49 <Pieter> iek o low Faithless_7032
31:04 <zoes> :)
31:05 <Pieter> cupcale ;earmt jer ;esspm ;ast weelemd
31:10 <invizzi> he scares me a bit
31:12 <Faithless_7032> gosh get help, sorry to see you like i was before
31:14 <pigs_might_flu> hi zoes
31:16 <invizzi> imagine being that crazy?
31:19 <pigs_might_flu> you are special :)
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31:26 <Pieter> cipcalee evem
31:31 Part: LeTs`PlAy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:39 * zoes felling better tonight almost cured
31:41 <Faithless_7032> go bed pieter, sleep now do work later
31:48 <invizzi> having to take all this weird medication cause your brain is completly fried
32:23 <invizzi> the only thing i need is water
32:27 <invizzi> cures every ailment there is
33:09 <Faithless_7032> yep pieter, you need to heal mate
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33:34 <Faithless_7032> i m going for a walk down the park see you tonight
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33:44 <invizzi> why is everyone always sympathetic towards him? i don't know the story how come everyone knows about him?
33:46 <LeMz> well well well
34:04 <Faithless_7032> we have been chatting here for years
34:11 <Faithless_7032> 10/11 i reckon more
34:18 <invizzi> shit
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34:48 * BoNKeRZ � 890. Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers.mp3 � 02:35 �
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34:52 <BoNKeRZ> fuckers
34:57 <invizzi> BoNKeRZ: that song sucks
34:58 <BoNKeRZ> BoNKeRZ
35:01 <BoNKeRZ> I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTE
35:02 <BoNKeRZ> I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTED !!!! X I'M XSIGHTE
35:02 Mode: (by stebie) +bb BoNKeRZ!*@* *!*@83770d2d.internode.on.net
35:02 Kick: BoNKeRZ was kicked by stebie (Repeating is not tolerated (3+ times) <autoban>)
35:02 <DarkMaceman> Fuckin faggot
35:12 <DarkMaceman> I agree invizzi
35:20 <Pieter> there
35:23 <invizzi> dizzy rascal has the most whiney voice ever
35:24 Part: sexiest_s2000 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
35:31 <Pieter> now to tru these games on xb live
35:39 <DarkMaceman> I had to endure a live set on that shit jjj
35:45 <invizzi> i might buy that game prototype
35:53 <invizzi> i got so much cash from the tax return
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35:59 <red`fever> on what platform
36:02 <DarkMaceman> He just yelled shit over the "music" instead of "singing"
36:02 <invizzi> 360
36:09 <invizzi> my favourite console
36:19 <red`fever> ive got the game on pc its pretty good
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36:35 <invizzi> yeah it looks weird, don't know anything about it just that it has sold alot
37:00 <red`fever> got tired of it after a while and resulted in using trainers and made the game more enjoyable quicker
37:07 <invizzi> yeah
37:14 <DarkMaceman> What game?
37:16 <invizzi> is it in a city like gta? cause if it is i might pass
37:25 <invizzi> im bored of open city games
37:48 <invizzi> stuff it ill just buy darkness, i saw it braind new for only 20 dollars
37:53 <red`fever> these days with soo many games hitting the shelves theres no sense in playing them without trainers
38:09 <invizzi> i play about 3-4 games a year though
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38:33 <red`fever> it usually takes me about 2 weeks to finish a game on trainers
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38:39 <red`fever> then its archived and forgotten
39:03 <invizzi> last game i was playing was half life 2 episode 2 but i cant be bothered with the end bit
39:09 <invizzi> stuff it
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39:56 <red`fever> im waiting for the next generation games supporting ray graphics
40:03 <red`fever> ray rendering
40:30 <invizzi> yeah ray tracing is cool
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41:12 <red`fever> but im happy with my 4870 ati card
41:53 <invizzi> allright good night all
41:55 <red`fever> next upgrade will be when intel make their chips invisible
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42:10 <red`fever> night
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46:50 <katatonic_kate> bitches
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47:05 <red`fever> and cream?
47:20 <katatonic_kate> yup
47:27 <spilly> Yep
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51:13 * WiLd_TuRkeY trims his beard
51:18 <BrismanS> hey mz malteazer
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52:31 <MrPresident> mZ_MaL[tEaZeR] ain't gonna please ya
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00:34 <dr00d> omg
00:43 <dr00d> hi room
00:45 <dr00d> :)
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01:12 <dr00d> dont say hi then
01:58 <dr00d> has anyone seen that video of michael jackson on fire like he looks like a candle lol
01:59 <spilly> OMG OMG OMG
02:18 <dr00d> omg what
02:48 <red`fever> he dropped his pants and fired a rocket
02:57 <dr00d> no lol
03:09 <dr00d> it was like the stage pyro technicas
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03:48 <red`fever> he was pretty hot then
03:53 <dr00d> lol yer
04:18 <trimms> mj ... hot?
04:20 <trimms> rofl
04:20 <red`fever> wonder if he got burns to his face
04:35 <dr00d> he was like dancing n didnt notice his hair was on fire lol its weird
05:07 <red`fever> temperature wise not looks
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05:56 <dr00d> can u get like mirc for a mobile phone
05:56 <dr00d> ?
05:57 <red`fever> mj was never attractive
05:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@114.76.9E9A07.3D394E
06:05 <dr00d> that would be awesome
06:12 <dr00d> yer he was
06:31 Part: TheStig ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:06 <dr00d> he looked very feminine like at some point there b4 all his face lifts
07:26 <red`fever> mj is probably fitting in nicely with some distant alien civilisation
07:38 <dr00d> nah
07:42 Part: MrPresident ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:43 <dr00d> hes prolly in heaven
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08:27 <dr00d> lol someone wanted to melt him down into plastic toys so that children could play with him for once
08:28 <PandasDontDrive> yo yo YOOOO
08:31 <dr00d> thats so mean
08:34 <PandasDontDrive> relax fucko
08:35 <PandasDontDrive> :P
08:40 <PandasDontDrive> i dont speak
08:46 <PandasDontDrive> im in the air up in a sheet
08:50 <PandasDontDrive> im not a real person
08:57 <PandasDontDrive> IM A GHOST TRAPPED IN A BEAT!
08:57 <dr00d> and its ok panda
09:08 <dr00d> everyone ignores me to coz im so old
09:33 <PandasDontDrive> ohwell
09:35 <uupz> eminem - bad meets evil
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09:55 <PandasDontDrive> yep
09:57 <PandasDontDrive> u got it
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> awesome track aye
10:06 <uupz> never heard it
10:06 <PandasDontDrive> mang
10:11 <PandasDontDrive> wicked song
10:14 <PandasDontDrive> dl it
10:15 <PandasDontDrive> :P
10:16 <dr00d> but i have a bf now so i wont try to chat anyone up in here
10:22 <PandasDontDrive> how did u know if u never heard it
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10:34 <PandasDontDrive> this is what happens when bad meets evil!
10:49 <PandasDontDrive> i just want to shoot up and im pissed off cause i cant find a decent vein - eminem
10:50 <uupz> you said it last night and i was thinking to myuself "where have i read this at"
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10:55 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahh
10:59 <PandasDontDrive> what wasur nick
10:59 <uupz> so i hit ctrl + f and searched for "in a beat"
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
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11:02 <dr00d> even tho ive been chatting in here for 15 years i still get ignored lo
11:02 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
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11:10 <uupz> i thought i saw it on a diff server and i was about to say whoa deja vu
11:11 <PandasDontDrive> waitin for ma boi
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11:15 <PandasDontDrive> to come downstairs
11:17 <PandasDontDrive> n rage up
11:29 <PandasDontDrive> yo yo yoooo
11:43 <uupz> is that off his new cd?
11:59 <PandasDontDrive> hehe i dont care how you seen me type and see! long as you hear it when you read what i say is what matters to me!
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12:08 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
12:37 * Lucinda is Away: sleeping Time: 10:12pm Thu 23/07
12:38 Nick: Lucinda is now known as away
12:38 Nick: away is now known as luc-away
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12:53 <PandasDontDrive> aha
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14:05 <red`fever> Aww Yea
14:08 <red`fever> lets take a trip
14:14 <red`fever> just sit back and light a spliff
14:17 <red`fever> with this and dont slip
14:20 <red`fever> on a funky dope track
14:23 <red`fever> jump back
14:26 <red`fever> strapped with the fat buddha sac
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14:29 <red`fever> and a '78 lac
14:32 <red`fever> oh clean
14:35 <red`fever> gangsta lean
14:38 <red`fever> i got green
14:39 Part: ldcdc ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:40 <red`fever> bud
14:43 <red`fever> i serve dubs
14:46 <red`fever> like it aint no thang
14:49 <red`fever> i hang with OG
14:52 <red`fever> playas dont set trip
14:55 <red`fever> or you might get what we call a rat pack
14:57 <red`fever> i dont slack when it come to streets
15:00 <red`fever> i kick real g funk to a gangsta beat
15:03 <red`fever> its so sweet when you got money to spend
15:06 <red`fever> i got a proper big tilt 'n' a fly big benz
15:09 <red`fever> i make ends
15:12 <red`fever> spend my dough
15:13 <MrM5> shut up loser.
15:15 <red`fever> oh no fo
15:18 <uupz> you type pretty fast
15:18 <red`fever> thats how it is
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15:22 <red`fever> and thats how it go
15:24 <red`fever> act like you know
15:28 <red`fever> when i creep real slow
15:32 <red`fever> givin love to the playas that i know is real
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15:46 <red`fever> Aww Yea
16:00 <uupz> nice nick!
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16:22 <red`fever> thanks g
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16:49 <trimms> ;..
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20:07 <DeathDealer> Your place - Ahipara - Radio New Zealand
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24:22 <DeathDealer> 90 miles beach
24:53 <red`fever> Well this is how we gonna' do this:
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24:57 <red`fever> fuck Mobb Deep,
25:03 <red`fever> fuck Bad Boy
25:06 <red`fever> Chino XL, fuck you too.
25:07 Part: Mr_GOOD ([email protected]) from #melbourne
25:10 <red`fever> All you mother fuckers,
25:12 <red`fever> fuck you too
25:17 <DeathDealer> lol
25:22 <red`fever> My four four make sure all your kids don't grow.
25:34 <Mr-GUY> 2pac wannabe
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26:01 <DeathDealer> i m takein eucliptus steam
26:52 <red`fever> mmm refreshing
27:05 <kibblz> far out red`fever talks alot
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27:52 <red`fever> i like the sound of my own voice
28:13 <kibblz> you poppi pills
28:17 <kibblz> poppin
28:58 <red`fever> im gnawing on them with madness
29:02 <DeathDealer> i like the smell of my cum
29:14 <DeathDealer> MMMMMM
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29:35 <kibblz> hmm.
29:37 <red`fever> freakkk
29:46 <red`fever> freaky fuck tart
30:39 <red`fever> probably has one of those asshole wideners
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31:09 <JeLlY_BaBy> ahuh
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35:50 <red`fever> russell peters is a lame comedian
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36:50 <red`fever> he cant even do a proper impersonation of his people
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37:34 <red`fever> australia has some lame comedians
38:29 <Alz25> carl baron?
39:19 <rhettboy> australia has the best comedian ever.... tim minchin
39:35 <red`fever> haha no carl is awesome
39:45 <Alz25> :)
40:01 <Alz25> that`s pretty much it though
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49:22 <Lilah> mock cunchers.
49:37 <Lilah> >:p
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53:01 <kokothemonkey> i wish i was awesome
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53:58 <Lilah> kokothemonkey you are awesome <3
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56:44 Nick: Mr^Sheen is now known as Mr^Clean
56:59 <snotface> :(
57:07 <snotface> i thought i had pocky but it turned out to be picco
57:21 <trimms> how far can a mobile phone send a signal? a kilometer?
57:29 <trimms> heh
57:34 <trimms> 300 meters i recon
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57:41 <trimms> still its quite far
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58:00 <trimms> anyone actually know lol had a phone since 2002 n always wondered
58:40 <snotface> a signal for what
59:00 <trimms> a phone you idiot
59:11 <trimms> between tower n phone
59:23 <trimms> back in 1990s they had 3x stronger signals cause less towers
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00:28 <kokothemonkey> i tried to shoot myself in the head but i missed
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01:12 <WAKE_UP> ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT THEY DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT ISSSSSSSSSS
01:32 <snotface> thanks for that michael jackson
01:36 <snotface> can you tone down the caps? <3
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02:57 <kibblz> about isss ?
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04:06 <WAKE_UP> but if martin luther was livin he wouldnt let this be
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14:14 <Angryman> yo howzup!
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17:49 <Angryman> I put the Laid in Adelaide.
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17:50 <Angryman> true story
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21:29 <LacyGirl> hi all
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22:42 <D-Yoshii> Arro!
23:08 <irc_shrink> whats going on
23:40 <kibblz> hi LacyGirl
23:45 <kibblz> how's #sex treating ya
23:54 <kibblz> any luck?
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26:37 Nick: reko is now known as botfly
27:39 <Fred-Bear> kibblz hi mate
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29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont speak im up in the air in wrapped in a sheet, im not a real person im a ghost trapped in this beat!
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31:34 <Fred-Bear> anyone seen Bronwyn Grinstead / bron ?
32:40 <irc_shrink> is that her real name
33:13 <Woman44Gentlema> last I heard she got engaged and crossed over to the real world
33:31 <Fred-Bear> lmfao
33:38 <Fred-Bear> yeah i heard she got engaged to jack
33:42 <PandasDontDrive> wat waaat
33:42 <Fred-Bear> yeah thats her real name
34:09 <Woman44Gentlema> not for long if she's engaged would be my guess
34:37 <irc_shrink> funny name
34:39 <PandasDontDrive> awww
34:44 <PandasDontDrive> you a fag mouth
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35:01 Mode: (by stebie) -b BoNKeRZ!*@*
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36:05 <Quincy> bron really got engaged?
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36:11 <Quincy> that stupid girl
36:16 <Quincy> she's just a kid
36:31 <Quincy> known jack the ripper for like 5 months
37:23 <Fred-Bear> Quincy so i have heard
37:28 <Fred-Bear> its jacks first gf
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38:24 <PandasDontDrive> stupid brother
38:29 <PandasDontDrive> he wont let me chat to him wasted LMAO
38:41 <kibblz> damn im full from that mi goreng.
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39:01 <PandasDontDrive> yum bro
39:05 <PandasDontDrive> real mi goreng
39:07 <PandasDontDrive> or packet
39:10 <PandasDontDrive> like normal
39:11 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
39:19 <PandasDontDrive> PACKET MIGORENG RULES!
39:29 <PandasDontDrive> just not special fried. ahah.
39:30 <snotface> PandasDontDrive
39:32 <snotface> buy me a bunny
39:36 <PandasDontDrive> pumpies
39:43 <PandasDontDrive> ill give u one hunz
39:55 <PandasDontDrive> i was talkin bout my dead pet bunny b4 :(
39:57 <snotface> a white one
39:58 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:01 <PandasDontDrive> it was grey
40:04 <snotface> with pointy ears
40:04 <PandasDontDrive> dwarf bunny
40:08 <snotface> amg cute
40:12 <PandasDontDrive> dwarfs havy pointy as ears
40:19 <PandasDontDrive> he died the day i got him
40:22 <PandasDontDrive> :(
40:28 <PandasDontDrive> he jumped bad n broke his neck
40:31 <PandasDontDrive> poor thing
40:35 <PandasDontDrive> he was so small
40:43 <PandasDontDrive> i reckon they sold him to me too young
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41:29 <snotface> :( bunnnny
41:32 <snotface> poor baby
41:35 <snotface> omg im gonns cry
41:48 <snotface> wat was his name :(
41:57 <PandasDontDrive> thumper
42:02 <PandasDontDrive> no
42:08 <PandasDontDrive> Thumper Two
42:09 <PandasDontDrive> he he
42:12 Nick: botfly is now known as botflies
42:17 <PandasDontDrive> other one lived for ages lol
42:25 <PandasDontDrive> ive had 3 rabz
42:27 <PandasDontDrive> n 3 rats
42:35 <PandasDontDrive> i had a funeral for one rat
42:39 <PandasDontDrive> coffin and all
42:44 <PandasDontDrive> ahah :P
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44:40 <PandasDontDrive> :(
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47:21 <m_30> anyone like to chat
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48:47 <PandasDontDrive> MAN UP NIGGA
48:51 <PandasDontDrive> m_30 man up!
48:53 <PandasDontDrive> smoke smoke
48:54 <LacyGirl> hi m_30
48:55 <PandasDontDrive> toke!
48:56 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
49:02 <PandasDontDrive> HI BABY!
49:10 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as m__30
49:12 <m__30> hey babez
49:14 <m__30> ;D
49:25 <m_30> hey
49:31 <kibblz> packet
49:37 Nick: m__30 is now known as slinky_J
49:42 <kibblz> slinky malinky
49:49 <slinky_J> mah nigga :P
49:52 <slinky_J> ^5
49:59 <slinky_J> now tha slink in da house :D
50:06 <slinky_J> fuck that panda fuck
50:09 <slinky_J> ahahaha!!
50:17 * slinky_J slaps kibblz around a bit with a large trout
50:24 <kibblz> yeah panda is gay
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50:37 <slinky_J> ahaha
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50:39 <slinky_J> jea
50:42 <slinky_J> at dude splace
50:44 <slinky_J> DAMN
50:49 <slinky_J> this CHIK WAS SO HOT THERE
50:54 <slinky_J> n i was sittin wit her
50:56 <slinky_J> aha
50:58 <slinky_J> woulda gone her
51:06 <slinky_J> if i didnt like this other chick damn
51:07 <slinky_J> i go
51:19 <slinky_J> u guys should clal me 'panda'
51:25 <slinky_J> they just laughed at me LOL
51:45 <kibblz> slinky poppin pills again
51:54 <slinky_J> naw
52:02 <slinky_J> still stoned from b4
52:25 <slinky_J> got mad tunes in my ears
52:27 <slinky_J> like
52:34 <slinky_J> elton john - this is your song
52:36 <slinky_J> ROFL
54:01 <kibblz> :P
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54:24 <slinky_J> :D
54:28 <slinky_J> sup Jenny^^
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