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00:47:46 <s_gmusic> nice. http://i.imgur.com/pzayoSo.jpg
01:16:52 Topic for #d&d is: WotW: TBA || PFS: TBA || AEST (UTC+10:00) || Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
01:16:52 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun Sep 13 21:37:38 2015
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02:12:18 <Steven1> what up playas!
02:13:19 <aidrocsid> not much, played last night, got the killing blow on a Korir-Kokembe dragon
02:16:05 <aidrocsid> i kind of want to try to find a game online today
02:36:26 <Steven1> looked on the forums?
02:40:47 <aidrocsid> not yet no
02:41:06 <aidrocsid> i started looking at paths to see what i might want to run with some friends later on :D
03:17:23 <aidrocsid> brunius i made a cohort with an item creation build and now i can buy all kinds of shit yay
03:23:38 <Mekkis> Try this: GM a module, say Godsmouth Heresy. Give the first player you report 2PP, and the other two players 4PP. See how much GM PP you get.
03:24:57 * Steven shrug
03:26:08 <Mekkis> (answer is 2)
03:34:02 <Steven> thats what it has always been.
03:34:36 <Mekkis> but it's wrong, right?
03:34:43 <Steven> yeah, and they know it is.
03:35:18 <Mekkis> Also, the title of the Sessions List pages is "paizo.com - Order Checkout"
03:35:32 <Steven> lol
03:36:00 <Steven> im still waiting for 180 bucks to be put on my credit.
03:40:21 <Sprayer> hi
03:42:42 <MekkisScreen> !spell phantom steed, communal
03:42:43 <diebot> MekkisScreen, PHANTOM STEED, COMMUNAL conjuration (creation[]) bard 4, sorcerer/wizard 4, summoner 3 10 minutes Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S Duration: 1 hour/level (D) Save: none SR:noSource: Ultimate Combat
03:42:43 <diebot> This spell functions like phantom steed, except you can summon up to six steeds, and you divide the duration in 1-hour intervals among the steeds summoned.
03:43:12 <MekkisScreen> !spell phantom steed
03:43:12 <diebot> MekkisScreen, PHANTOM STEED conjuration (creation[]) bard 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 2, magus 3, bloodrager 3 10 minutes Range: 0 ft. Comp: V, S Duration: 1 hour/level (D) Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
03:43:13 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/phantom_steed.html
03:44:15 <Avatar> when you're underwater, can you hear other party members talking
03:46:13 <MekkisScreen> !spell shadow conjuration
03:46:15 <diebot> MekkisScreen, SHADOW CONJURATION illusion (shadow[shadow]) bard 4, sorcerer/wizard 4 1 standard action Range: see text Comp: V, S Duration: see text Save: Will disbelief (if interacted with); varies; see text SR:yes; see textSource: PFRPG Core
03:46:15 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/shadow_conjuration.html
03:47:46 <MekkisScreen> !spell tree stride
03:47:46 <diebot> MekkisScreen, TREE STRIDE conjuration (teleportation[]) druid 5, ranger 4 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 hour/level or until expended; see text Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
03:47:46 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/tree_stride.html
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03:53:14 <Steven2> well that was a lot of fun.
03:53:38 <Steven2> made a skald thats a shaman of the Skull clan of Shoanti
04:17:51 <Brunius> I can't find anything that would modify it from normal on pg 432
04:40:05 <Brunius> Mekkis: Any idea what's going on with WotW?
04:41:34 <Avatar> but it's talking underwater
04:47:37 <Brunius> there's nothing under perception either
04:51:43 <Avatar> walking through walls isn't in the rulebook either but I'm pretty sure that's not something you can do
04:58:50 <Avatar> Goya if you're GMing, we're playing
05:00:34 <Steven1> hey hey
05:11:45 <Steven1> 14hr migraine over.
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05:19:58 <Avatar> congratz
05:21:22 <Steven1> im pretty bout it.
05:23:13 <Avatar> pretty what
05:26:50 <Steven1> happy
05:26:55 <Steven1> forgot a word.
05:30:06 <Steven1> hey hey
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06:03:38 <Avatar> ye
06:14:08 <aidrocsid1> robes of xorn avatar
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06:15:41 <Avatar> that's magic
06:15:44 <Mauritania-attacker> http://pastebin.com/hmzjuLH8 <-- check this paste ! and help me out...
06:15:47 steven is now known as Steven1
06:16:02 <Avatar> I'm sure there's a way to talk underwater using magic as well
06:16:09 <Avatar> we're talking no-magic
06:19:28 <Brunius> So I hear ARIN has run out of v4 addresses to hand out
06:36:00 <aidrocsid1> aboleth's lung i'd say
06:36:12 <aidrocsid1> should let you speak aquan and aboleth if you have them
06:36:22 <aidrocsid1> or breathe water
06:37:06 <Steven1> in the AP i'm in, played tonight, came across a broken soul... they are fuckin disgusting.
06:38:20 <Steven1> they get a gaze attack that deals 1d4 str con and cha drain on a failed save.
06:41:32 <Steven> !rand yes no
06:41:36 <Steven> !rng yes no
06:41:37 <diebot> Steven, yes
06:41:50 <Steven> !rng alot alittle
06:41:50 <diebot> Steven, alittle
06:58:04 <Avatar> sounds like you wanted that first one to be no
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06:59:18 <Steven> its backstory for a character.
06:59:26 <Steven> did someones parents love each other.
06:59:28 <Steven> yes or no
06:59:55 <Steven> answer yes, and then the gm asked if my parents were deeply in love or just making due.
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07:00:48 <Steven> so yeah, they love each other but not soul mates.
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07:11:14 <Mekkis> Steven, what was the outcome of the slashing grace with two weapons ruling?
07:11:29 <Steven> the what huh?
07:11:36 <Steven> i dont remember anything bout that.
07:46:58 <Mekkis> Steven2, Just get a Large creature to craft it
07:49:16 <Avatar> is slashing grace swashbuckler-only now
07:54:46 <Mekkis> you around, Steven2 ?
07:56:06 <Steven> mekkis i dont think two weapon fighting works with slashing grace anymore since it says it doesnt work with two weapon fighting or flurry of blows.
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08:06:42 <zack> hey
08:08:00 <zack> uhh where do i download the game im a noob lol and i really want to join
08:09:32 <Avatar> www.pathfindersocietyonline.com
08:09:55 <zack> thanks
08:11:06 <Mekkis> Okay
08:13:35 <Mekkis> Looks like Unaipon will be taking three levels of unchained rogue
08:13:59 <Mekkis> proquarp you heading here for paizocon?
08:14:11 <Mekkis> or is there another way of getting dex to damage
08:14:15 <Mekkis> or are you in Sydney weekend of the 10th.
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08:17:08 <Avatar> I was about to point him to the collective as well
08:17:14 <Avatar> sucks to quit !
08:24:38 <Steven> agile weapon quality.
08:25:34 <Proquar> I never get away from my bridge club at the moment :(
08:25:38 <Mekkis> hmmm
08:25:39 <Proquar> Hey Mekkis!
08:26:05 <Mekkis> The character in question is currently Inquisitor of Achaekek 5.
08:26:20 <Mekkis> TWFing with sawtooth sabres, naturally
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08:50:06 <`o-o`> GO MELBOURNE STORM !¡
08:50:15 <`o-o`> GO MELBOURNE STORM !¡
08:55:34 <Steven> i dont think agile can be added to sawtooth sabres.
08:58:36 <Steven> i dont remember if effortless lace is legal. its in the giant hunter's handbook
08:59:37 <Steven> nope not legal
09:00:14 <Steven> darn
09:00:31 <Steven> would have let you make sawtooth sabre's a light weapon for 2500g each.
09:14:41 <Mekkis> my sabres are light weapons
09:16:27 <Proquar> hey mekkis
09:20:25 <Avatar> !spell scorching ray
09:20:42 <diebot> Avatar, SCORCHING RAY evocation ([fire]) sorcerer/wizard 2, magus 2, bloodrager 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
09:20:42 <diebot> You blast your enemies with a searing beam of fire. You may fire one ray, plus one additional ray for every four levels beyond 3rd (to a maximum of three rays at 11th level). Each ray requires a ranged touch attack to hit and deals 4d6 points of fire damage. The rays may be fired at the same or different targets, but all rays must be aimed at
09:20:42 <diebot> targets within 30 feet of each other and fired simultaneously.
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09:59:18 <Avatar> nobody cares
10:01:33 <Proquar> okies.. i'm off, i'll try to pop in tomorrow :D
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10:30:21 <Steven2> hey mekkis, i was sleeping.
10:30:34 <Brunius_> how dare you sleep at night
10:30:45 <Steven2> usually i dont.
10:31:09 <Steven2> I've just had a couple of very busy days.
10:33:34 <Mekkis> hey
10:34:11 <Mekkis> I've looked at a bunch of my character sheets and I have a fair amount of cash on most of them
10:34:20 <Mekkis> any suggestions on what to buy?
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10:36:41 <Adar> Hello everyone! Any roll20 games starting sometime tonight?
10:37:49 <`o-o`> avatar faggot cock sucker
10:40:29 <Steven2> boots of the earth for melee characters
10:40:32 <Steven2> pretty great items.
10:42:03 <Mekkis> hey Proquar!
10:42:13 <Mekkis> I'll be in Sydney that weekend.
10:43:04 <Brunius_> apparently I have access to a 3D printing lab at uni
10:43:11 <Brunius_> I never knew that.
10:49:03 <Avatar> nothing wrong with homosexuality
10:49:31 <Steven1> unless its forced.
10:50:02 <Steven1> but really thats just rape... which is shitty titties.
10:54:12 <Avatar> what is aboleth's lung
10:54:52 <Steven2> http://archivesofnethys.com/MagicWondrousDisplay.aspx?FinalName=Boots%20of%20the%20Earth
10:55:28 <Steven1> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
10:55:36 <Steven1> 23 emails today.
10:55:47 <Steven1> guess thats what i get for not checking it since 7am
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11:00:55 <aidrocsid1> Avatar no one should ever quit any IRC
11:01:08 <aidrocsid1> especially a quiet one where our conversations take whole days
11:06:30 <Avatar> delete em
11:13:24 <Steven1> i got to delete 7 of them.
11:13:54 <Steven1> i hope i pull a zendikar Expidition Scalding Tarn.
11:15:42 <Steven1> they're going for 450 bucks right now.
11:23:32 <Mekkis> Brunius_, seriously?
11:24:29 <Mekkis> Steven2, when have you seen me play a melee character?
11:25:39 <Mekkis> And why are boots of the earth good? they seem pretty shit to me
11:26:03 <Steven2> plant feet fasthealing 1.... forever.
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11:35:03 <Mekkis> and this is good why?
11:35:23 <Mekkis> a wand of CLW or infernal healing is much more cost-effective
11:35:33 <Mekkis> !item Mnemonic Vestment
11:35:37 <diebot> Mekkis, MNEMONIC VESTMENT [strong transmutation] CL:17 body 5000gp, 1lb
11:35:38 <diebot> The surface of this delicate-looking blue silk robe is adorned with tiny embossed runes across its entire surface. If the wearer is a spontaneous caster, once per day she may use a spell slot to cast a spell from a written source (such as a scroll or spellbook) as if she knew that spell. The spell must be on her spell list, the same spell level or
11:35:38 <diebot> lower than the expended spell slot, and the same type of spell (arcane or divine) as the spell slot expended. The caster must also understand the written source (such as using Decipher Script or read magic) and be carrying it. Activating the robe is not an action, but casting the spell otherwise works as normal, including casting time, providing
11:35:38 <diebot> components or foci, and so on. Using a mnemonic vestment's properties does not consume the written source. Source: Ultimate Equipment
11:36:11 <Mekkis> Can you UMD Mnemonic Vestment to cast spells not on your list?
12:21:41 <Goya> Any PFS games starting at all? ;)
12:42:09 <aidrocsid1> level 2 spell transmutation i think, makes it so you can only breathe water for 1h/lvl
12:42:29 <aidrocsid1> so like you could totally kill a dude with it
12:42:40 <aidrocsid1> as well as swimming for hours at a time
12:43:02 <aidrocsid1> you may not be able to get safely out of the water right away but that's why you memorize scoop and drench
12:43:29 <aidrocsid1> hell come to think of it maybe even drench is enough
12:43:32 <aidrocsid1> drench target my lungs
12:46:07 <steven> back
12:46:28 <steven> the boots are a damn fine item if you've more then 200 hit points.
12:47:29 <Steven1> since it starts taking 10-15 charges off of a wand post combat.
13:16:51 <Steven1> drench wont help you for long, its an instantaneous duration
13:33:00 <Steven1> what up playas!
13:34:01 <aidrocsid> not much, played last night, got the killing blow on a Korir-Kokembe dragon
13:36:48 <aidrocsid> i kind of want to try to find a game online today
13:48:39 <s_gmusic> I want that axe. :o
13:57:08 <Steven1> looked on the forums?
14:01:30 <aidrocsid> not yet no
14:01:49 <aidrocsid> i started looking at paths to see what i might want to run with some friends later on :D
14:16:20 <Steven1> PIE!
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16:57:08 <Steven> no, you treat them as light weapons, they are not light weapons.
17:03:34 <Steven1> BOOM! pax credit on my account
17:04:01 <Steven1> I could scroog Mcduck it!
17:38:07 <Avatar> Goya if you're GMing, we're playing
17:38:18 <aidrocsid> anybody know where to find stuff in pathfinder for owning bases or stores in cities?
18:05:24 <aidrocsid> :D my new wizard owns a magic shop neat
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18:42:20 <Avatar> dive into your moneybin?
19:10:12 <Mekkis> !item labrys of the stone idol
19:10:15 <diebot> Mekkis, LABRYS OF THE STONE IDOL [strong evocation] CL:15 none 98320gp, 36lb
19:10:15 <diebot> This Huge, double-bitted stone axe, or labrys, is carved entirely of hematite, with a wooden shaft covered in fur. It functions as a +3 stone impactUE greataxe that automatically resizes to match the size of its wielder, from Small to Huge size. The hematite that composes the axe is as strong as iron, and doesn't have the fragile quality. Once per
19:10:16 <diebot> day, the labrys of the stone idol can be struck against the ground to create a powerful tremor, as the earthquake spell. When used in this way, the labrys creates a shield around its wielder, protecting him from the immediate effects of the earthquake, including fissures, falling rubble, and landslides. This shield disappears after 1 round, when
19:10:16 <diebot> the earthquake's effects end. Source: AP 72
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19:27:25 <zack> hey
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19:28:43 <zack> uhh where do i download the game im a noob lol and i really want to join
19:30:15 <Avatar> www.pathfindersocietyonline.com
19:30:38 <zack> thanks
19:37:22 <Steven1> hey hey, what up peoples
19:37:51 <Avatar> I was about to point him to the collective as well
19:37:57 <Avatar> sucks to quit !
19:48:39 <aidrocsid1> hey hey
19:49:00 <aidrocsid1> evil campaign sunday time to be an antipaladin sasquatch dealing out massive falchion crits
19:56:02 <Avatar> I think mekkis is looking for more people for way of the wicked
19:56:53 <aidrocsid1> you guys do that one online?
19:57:02 <Brunius> when come back, bring pie?
20:06:59 <Steven1> evil campaign
20:09:30 <Mekkis> Steven1, with 200 hit points, it'll take you 2 hours of staying put to fully heal.
20:09:49 <Avatar> you ladies like pie?
20:10:10 <Mekkis> And given the massive rate of inflation, it's better to spend 750gp eight times over your career than spend 5000gp once early on.
20:16:26 <Steven1> so much fun
20:23:33 <aidrocsid1> innit?
20:23:53 <aidrocsid1> last time i interrogated some little frog dude and then when he'd told me what i needed to know i threw him into a pit
20:32:25 <Steven1> last evil thing one of my characters did was nail a guy to a tree.
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20:55:31 <MekkisScreen> !spell technomancy
20:55:32 <diebot> MekkisScreen, TECHNOMANCY divination ([]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range: 60 ft. cone-shaped emanation Comp: V, S, M (oil stirred with a coil of wires) Duration: 3 rounds/level Save: none SR:noSource: Technology Guide
20:55:32 <diebot> This spell functions as detect magic, except it detects the presence of technological objects instead of magical objects. The spell grants you the Technologist feat for the purposes of attempting Knowledge (engineering) checks to identify the properties of technological items in your possession. If you already possess this feat, you gain a +10
20:55:32 <diebot> bonus on Knowledge (engineering) checks to identify item properties.
21:02:47 <Avatar> hahaha what!
21:25:33 <RokkSteady> any body here?
21:35:14 <MekkisScreen> !spell murderous command
21:35:21 <diebot> MekkisScreen, MURDEROUS COMMAND enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) antipaladin 1, cleric/oracle 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one living creature Comp: V Duration: 1 round Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: Ultimate Magic
21:35:21 <diebot> You give the target a mental urge to kill its nearest ally, which it obeys to the best of its ability. The target attacks its nearest ally on its next turn with a melee weapon or natural weapon. If necessary, it moves to or charges to the nearest ally in order to make this attack. If it is unable to reach its closest ally on its next turn, the
21:35:21 <diebot> target uses its turn to get as close as possible to the ally.
21:46:50 <aidrocsid> what no bandaid
21:57:24 <Adar> Hello everyone! Any roll20 games starting sometime tonight?
21:58:37 <MekkisScreen> !croll heal
21:58:42 <MekkisScreen> !scroll heal
21:58:43 <diebot> MekkisScreen, HEAL: level: 6 CL: 11 Price: 1650
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22:13:21 <MekkisScreen> !scroll cure serious wounds, mass
22:13:21 <diebot> MekkisScreen, CURE SERIOUS WOUNDS, MASS: level: 7 CL: 13 Price: 2275
22:13:36 <MekkisScreen> !scroll cure moderate wounds, mass
22:13:36 <diebot> MekkisScreen, CURE MODERATE WOUNDS, MASS: level: 6 CL: 11 Price: 1650
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22:41:05 <Brunius_> aidrocsid, try ultimate campaign
22:41:37 <aidrocsid1> So Mekkis, Avatar, Steven2, do you guys play online?
23:06:59 <MekkisScreen> !spell malfunction
23:06:59 <diebot> MekkisScreen, MALFUNCTION transmutation ([]) sorcerer/wizard 4 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save: Fortitude negates SR:yesSource: Ultimate Magic
23:07:00 <diebot> This functions as confusion, except it only affects constructs, and instead of babbling incoherently, the construct takes no actions on its turn (but may still make attacks of opportunity).
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23:25:51 <Steven1> mekkis you might want to redo that math man. takes about 20 minutes to fully heal.
23:26:18 <Steven1> and thats if you were at 0 hit points.
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23:31:07 <MekkisScreen> !spell arcane sight
23:31:08 <diebot> MekkisScreen, ARCANE SIGHT divination ([]) sorcerer/wizard 3, witch 3, inquisitor 3, alchemist 3, magus 3 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S Duration: 1 min./level Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
23:31:08 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/arcane_sight.html
23:40:11 <aidrocsid1> Avatar no one should ever quit any IRC
23:40:24 <aidrocsid1> especially a quiet one where our conversations take whole days
23:42:24 <Goya> Any PFS games starting at all? ;)
23:52:41 <aidrocsid> Mekkis murderous command is pretty awesome with mythic extend spell
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