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15:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ -> http://www.easyguides.com.au/sitebuilder/catalogue/knowledge/asset/files/1/egacatalogueseptember2014_web.pdf
15:00 <Warren1984> hey GreekSnake
16:00 <GreekSnake> hey wazza
16:00 <Warren1984> what are you doing with yourself these days?
18:00 <Warren1984> fuck training is expensive
18:00 <Warren1984> I was expecting a $30 maximum for a DVD for training
19:00 <Warren1984> I want the DVD to help myself get ahead of class
20:00 <Warren1984> this is part of my course -> http://www.easyguides.com.au/store/ega/online-store
21:00 <Ethanol> these courses are not intended for individuals, warren
22:00 <Warren1984> check this out -> http://www.easyguides.com.au/store/forklift-truck/forklift-truck-information-multimedia-presentation
22:00 <Warren1984> $375.00?
22:00 <Ethanol> that's pocket change for a registered training organisation (RTO), the target market of Easy Guides
23:00 <Warren1984> the government pay for it
23:00 <Warren1984> I am the only Australian in the class
24:00 <Ethanol> possibly, through TAFE
24:00 <Warren1984> the rest are new immigrants to Australia
24:00 <Warren1984> the course I am doing is free
24:00 <Ethanol> nothing is free
24:00 <Ethanol> someone is paying for it
24:00 <Warren1984> there is another free course in Cert II: in business
25:00 <Warren1984> free for us, but not free for the tax payers
25:00 <Warren1984> Australian's should be doing these jobs
26:00 <Warren1984> another $375 -> http://www.easyguides.com.au/store/work-safely-at-heights/work-safely-at-heights-multimedia-presentation
27:00 <Warren1984> it looks like I need 4x DVD's at $375.00 each = $1,500
27:00 <Warren1984> that is about the going rate of TAFE these days
28:00 <IvanTheBastard> warren arent you on d$p?
28:00 <IvanTheBastard> whats the point of study?
28:00 <IvanTheBastard> you're not allowed to work or youll lose ur gansta pension
28:00 <Warren1984> to give me something to do during the day
28:00 <IvanTheBastard> fuck me
28:00 <IvanTheBastard> you couldnt stop me finding a shitload of bum things to do
29:00 <IvanTheBastard> other than STUDY
29:00 <Warren1984> Ethanol needs one of these -> http://www.easyguides.com.au/store/laser-clicker
29:00 <IvanTheBastard> id probably spend all my time fishing and drinking beer
29:00 <Warren1984> bum things like what?
29:00 <IvanTheBastard> and perving on chicks at the beach
29:00 <IvanTheBastard> go up hills
29:00 <IvanTheBastard> hunt some fukin wildlife
29:00 <Warren1984> lol
29:00 <IvanTheBastard> eat a friggen tandoori possum slammer
30:00 <IvanTheBastard> mate i got the bum life downpacked
30:00 <Warren1984> go duck shooting
30:00 <IvanTheBastard> the fucking very last thing i would be doing is studying
30:00 <Ethanol> http://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/kensington-wireless-presenter-ac33373?searchTerm=wireless%20presenters
30:00 <Warren1984> have a game of who can catch the most blowfish
32:00 <Warren1984> I am sure you can get this information free somewhere
33:00 <IvanTheBastard> go down south
33:00 <IvanTheBastard> fish in cunts trout farms
33:00 <IvanTheBastard> shit warren you'rea  fukin hopeless bum man
34:00 <IvanTheBastard> ( i suppose it probbaly keeps you out of jail)
34:00 <IvanTheBastard> i imaigne i would probably end up in jail pretty quick to be honest, i cant see me being legit if i had no real income
36:00 <Warren1984> should learn how to drive trucks
36:00 <Warren1984> get forklift cert
36:00 <Warren1984> and truck licence
38:00 <Warren1984> become multi-skilled
38:00 <Warren1984> become constructive
44:00 <ishmael> shmael is home
59:00 <Warren1984> so boring listening to the recording
05:00 <Warren1984> 63% of the police force in Australia are over weight
05:00 <Warren1984> they are review the fitness tests
05:00 <ishmael> whaa?
05:00 <ishmael> how often have you seen an overweight officer?
05:00 <mrwuf> a job would do you the world of good Warren1984 
05:00 <Warren1984> why do police officers need to be fit
05:00 <ishmael> why?
05:00 <ishmael> lol
05:00 <ishmael> ffs
06:00 <Warren1984> just use your gun
06:00 <Warren1984> no need to run away
06:00 <Warren1984> run
06:00 <Warren1984> shoot them in the head
07:00 <Warren1984> and then it will save their jobs, save money by not going to court
12:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> they say 
12:00 <ishmael> hello homo
12:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> they say
12:00 <ishmael> you're repeating yourself
12:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> they say you should not drink alcohol
12:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> for it dehydrates you
12:00 <ishmael> yet you're as pissed as a...
12:00 <ishmael> something
13:00 <ishmael> right now
13:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> they say you should drink water.
13:00 <ishmael> david, what are you up to?
13:00 <ishmael> come over
13:00 <ishmael> bring wine
14:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> but I subscribe to the law of opposites
14:00 <ishmael> lol
14:00 <ishmael> that is a physical law
15:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> they say u should drink water to replenish tye bodys natural hydration
16:00 <ishmael> add some electrolytes
16:00 <ishmael> daaaaaavid you're off your head
17:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> they say
17:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> that you
17:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> are gay
18:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> GreekFaggot how r u?
19:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> malvern east,
19:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> ?
19:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> or just malvern?
20:00 <Warren1984> the computer stimulates the mind
20:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> I was in your faggot neighbourhood
20:00 <Warren1984> reflecting on what you learn makes you tired
21:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> like
21:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> malbern road
21:00 <ishmael> i just came from malbern rd
21:00 <ishmael> sth yarra
21:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> no
21:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> malvern east
21:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> <ishmael> how often have you seen an overweight officer?  <- 1 in 3
22:00 <ishmael> that isn't the case here in melbourne
22:00 <ishmael> I live near a cop shop
22:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> :)
22:00 <ishmael> I don't think i've even seen an overweight one
22:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> it is, you had the fattest cop in Australia as the head of Vic police, Christine Nixon
22:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> oi
22:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> brb
23:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> rather hypocritically she also condemned Vic police for being too fat
24:00 <ishmael> so true
24:00 <Warren1984> why chase criminals, why not shoot them in the head with your gun?
24:00 <ishmael> i forgot about that fat lezzo
24:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> GreekPoofta
24:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> Warren1984, what if the cop missed and hit a bystander?
25:00 <Warren1984> then they are a bad shooter and need more training
25:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> u r the greek, I am the geek
25:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> no.1 emoloyment tip
26:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> Lie.
26:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> :)
27:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> GreekFaggotFucker
27:00 <Alex2> hi
27:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> Greek cook me up some gyro's
27:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> lol
28:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> hahahhahahahahah
28:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> hi Alex2 
29:00 <HIV^TESTING^LAB> GreekPoofta
29:00 <Warren1984> Alex2 when do you plan to assasinate Vladimir Putin?
29:00 <ishmael> alex2 r u a hairy dyke?
29:00 <Alex2> for what to do it?
29:00 <ishmael> q. q. q.
31:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> if Russia does not want Putin, he can come to Australia and be our ruler
32:00 <Warren1984> he is not welcome here
32:00 <Warren1984> see all the protests against him
32:00 <Alex2> write a letter to him
32:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> they will be rounded up and shot, I'll help
32:00 <Warren1984> for what cause PlanNineFromBirdsville
32:00 <Alex2> he should know about you offer
33:00 <Alex2> i don't know about any protest
33:00 <Alex2> our mass information silent about it :)
34:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> the G20 protests were about a lot of things, none of which made much sense
34:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> but they're always making these inane protests
34:00 <IvanTheBastard> lol abbos
34:00 <IvanTheBastard> 'muh land '
34:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> yes, that sort of thing
36:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ how are those pills?
36:00 <Warren1984> if you want to get to sleep
36:00 <Warren1984> get a rowing machine
36:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> I haven't had any for two weeks now
36:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> melatonin seems not to work for me
36:00 <Warren1984> do you sleep well?
36:00 <Alex2> http://breakingban.wordpress.com/
36:00 <Warren1984> in routine
37:00 <Alex2> good site:)
37:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> I did have a nice long sleep tonight
37:00 <Warren1984> didn't work for me either
37:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> heh
37:00 <Alex2> who is the owner?
37:00 <Warren1984> did you take a picture of your pet brutally destroying it
37:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> that is xm's site, Alex2 
37:00 <Warren1984> picture = video
39:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ take pictures of you de-heading each of the pills
39:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> Warren1984, have you been using a rowing machine?
39:00 <Warren1984> don't think so Tigger_
39:00 <Warren1984> you need to push yourself hard
39:00 <exem> https://www.dropbox.com/sh/k6np1b72oq8j97u/AAD12KhqR-KZnykCs-5IcW6oa
39:00 <Warren1984> my Psychiatrist suggested it
39:00 <exem> my latest prog house effort
39:00 <exem> piano heavy
43:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ I drove forward and backward doing figure 8's in the forklift
43:00 <Warren1984> I actually did better than what I expected
43:00 <Warren1984> forwards is easy
43:00 <Warren1984> its backwards that is hard
44:00 <Warren1984> not sure if I said this before, but steering a forklift is the hardest part
44:00 <Warren1984> the rest is easy to master
44:00 <Warren1984> made some new afganistan friends
47:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> Glen A. Larson, the wildly successful television writer-producer whose enviable track record includes 'Six Million Dollar Man', Quincy M.E., Magnum, P.I., Battlestar Galactica, Knight Rider and The Fall Guy, has died. He was 77.
47:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> Battlestar Galactica lasted just one season on ABC from 1978-79, yet the show had an astronomical impact. Starring Lorne Greene and Richard Hatch as leaders of a homeless fleet wandering through space, featuring special effects supervised by Star Wars John Dykstra and influenced by Larsons Mormon beliefs, Battlestar premiered as a top 10 show and finished the year in the top 25. But it was axed after 24 episodes becau
47:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> se, Larson said, each episode cost well over $1 million. 
48:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> <Warren1984> made some new afganistan friends  <- Warren1984 avoid these people at all costs, they will ruin your life
48:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ are you going to make your own ISIS video, by de-heading the melatonin pills and sending pictures to the company
48:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> no
49:00 <Warren1984> why not?
52:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> I will try them again at a later point
52:00 <Warren1984> but they clearly don't work
52:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> they worked a bit
52:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> just not quite as well as I hoped
53:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> maybe I need to take two
53:00 <Warren1984> maybe
53:00 <Warren1984> maybe I need to take 4
54:00 <Warren1984> worth a shot
54:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> why 4?  why not take 2?
58:00 <Warren1984> mine are only 2mg
59:00 <Warren1984> take 3 PlanNineFromBirdsville that will def determine if or not it works
00:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> I'm not a drug pig, swallowing pills like crazy
01:00 <Warren1984> it will give you an objective point of view if or not it works
02:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> why not start with two?
04:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> GreekPieceOfShit
04:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> you want a sharpened knife in your spine?
11:00 <ishmael> tigger just take a low dose the same time each night for a few days
14:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> I did
14:00 <GreekSnake> lol, where did that come from?
14:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> one 3mg tablet each night at the same time
15:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> but one night it didn't work at all, and I was still awake 7 hours later
15:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> hi GreekSnake 
15:00 <GreekSnake> hiiiiiii
15:00 <exem> anyone check out my prog house
15:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> GreekSnake
16:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> sup?
16:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> not yet, not in the mood for music atm
16:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> <--------
16:00 <Warren1984> PlanNineFromBirdsville physical exertion is the only thing that will help you sleep
16:00 <Warren1984> get a rowing machine
16:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> actually it works the opposite to me, physical exertion keeps me awake more
16:00 <GreekSnake> masturbating helps
17:00 <Warren1984> impossible PlanNineFromBirdsville
17:00 <Warren1984> my Psychiatrist said that is impossible
17:00 <ishmael> i just masturbated
17:00 <ishmael> had to change my undies
17:00 <ishmael> :3
18:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ can you do 1.5 hrs of exercise in the moring, lunch and evening?
18:00 <Warren1984> totaling 4.5 hours each day
18:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> <ishmael> had to change my undies <- you changed from the leopard print undies to the tiger print undies
19:00 <ishmael> lol
19:00 <ishmael> yeah and i grew my hair out like fabio
19:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> Warren1984, I'd end up with blisters, like you did
19:00 <Warren1984> you can get special shoes
19:00 <Warren1984> for like $8 - $9 at K-mart or Big-W
21:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> GreekFaggot
21:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> im still waitin for a response
22:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> before you die
22:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> understand?
22:00 <GreekSnake> shut up
23:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> u gonna call the police on me fag?
23:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> David's main contribution to irc is proving once and for all that Jews do not run the world
24:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> im australian GreekSnake
24:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> not a wog
24:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> or a FAGGOT
24:00 <GreekSnake> you're a Jew, aren't you?
24:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> im australian
24:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> you arent
24:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> nor xm
24:00 <GreekSnake> no, you're actually a kike
24:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> how u figure?
24:00 <GreekSnake> and I've never claimed to be Australian
24:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> :)
25:00 <GreekSnake> I'm a Greek nationalist, as everybody here knows
25:00 <Warren1984> nite all
25:00 <HATRED^OF^FAGGOTS> nite
28:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> I think he's beyond the point of no return
28:00 <GreekSnake> has he stopped taking his meds?
29:00 <ishmael> probably taking too many...
29:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> imagine how it must be for those people who get covered in tattoos, and then one day realise it was all a big mistake, and there is no way back.  that's how it is for David, but with his mental issues
29:00 <GreekSnake> David is Skippy?
29:00 <exem> there seems to be a surge in the number of people getting tattoos these days
29:00 <ishmael> I like it
29:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> yes
30:00 <GreekSnake> the ID card of the underclass
30:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> heh
30:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> at least it makes the cop's job easier
30:00 <ishmael> tattoos let you know who you're dealing with
30:00 <GreekSnake> lol
30:00 <ishmael> especially tribal tatts
30:00 <GreekSnake> plenty of cops have them too now
30:00 <ishmael> cops
30:00 <GreekSnake> what do "tribal" tattoos signify?
30:00 <ishmael> footballers
30:00 <ishmael> that you missed the memo
31:00 <ishmael> they're like crocs for the braindead trash
32:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> the riff raff tribe
32:00 <GreekSnake> xm, have you watched the latest episode of Homeland?
32:00 <ishmael> ed hardy too
35:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> lol
35:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> GreekSnake
35:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> you gonna call the police on me?
37:00 <GreekSnake> no, why?'
37:00 <GreekSnake> your various mental illnesses are punishment enough
38:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> heh
39:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> you want me in jail admit it you wog fuck
39:00 <GreekSnake> yes, actually
40:00 <GreekSnake> where you will be continually raped by Muslims
40:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> cool so take a shot
41:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> I have a job
41:00 <GreekSnake> doing what?
41:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> im highly respected
41:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> technician
43:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> if it's not bad enough that thoth and fritz pretend to have jobs, David is getting in on the act too
44:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> why can't people just admit that they're D$P gangstas?
44:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> Tigger has 54 years child molestation experience
45:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> u fucking moron
46:00 <FAGGOT^MUTILATOR^DEATH> asshole
56:00 <ishmael> http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Key+notes+in+his+plan+for+domination_7b847a_5054561.png
57:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> On May 31, 2014, two 12-year-old girls in Waukesha, Wisconsin, allegedly held down and stabbed a 12-year-old classmate 19 times; when questioned later by authorities, they reportedly claimed that they wished to commit a murder as a first step to becoming "proxies" (acolytes) of the Slender Man, having read about it online.[22] Due to the intervention of a passing cyclist, the victim survived the attack. The attackers were c
57:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> harged as adults and are each facing up to 65 years in prison.[23] One of the girls said Slender Man watches her, can read minds, and teleport.[22] Experts testified in court that she also said she conversed with Lord Voldemort and one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
57:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Man
58:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> I wonder what he wrote
08:00 <GreekSnake> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSOh9eYt3VM
08:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Tony Abbott's Awkward 3-Way Handshake At G20 With Barack Obama & Shinzo Abe
10:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> Victoria Flamel19 hours ago
10:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville>  
10:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> No one does awkwardness like a white person﻿
10:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> black men are so smooth and confident when they're raping her
11:00 <GreekSnake> heh
12:00 <GreekSnake> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-17/narendra-modi-inspires-hundreds-to-make-trek-to-sydney/5895554
14:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> in other words, the occupation army gets a visit from their general
15:00 <GreekSnake> yes
16:00 <GreekSnake> Golden Dawn MPs are refused visa to enter Australia, but India's ultranationalist leader gets a hero's welcome
16:00 <GreekSnake> because you can be any kind of nationalist except a white one
18:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> the BJP is often quite amusing compared to the Wahaabists though, especially when it comes to funding cow urine research
19:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/hyderabad/Cow-urine-can-cure-cancer/articleshow/27252545.cms
21:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1577813/Cancer-curing-cow-urine-available-in-India.html
23:00 <GreekSnake> http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/11/de-blasio-aide-with-cop-hating-boyfriend-out.html
23:00 <GreekSnake> you'll love this one
26:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> yes, I've read about her, she's a curio, only a black woman could have a professional career and have a criminal bf
29:00 <GreekSnake> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo80wAh7kmU
29:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  WATCH: 'Jihadi John' Suspect Animated Reaction During 2011 London Riots
29:00 <GreekSnake> turns out Jihadi John had been interviewed by Channel 9 durign the Londonistan riots
35:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> very ghetto
36:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> it seems that becoming a terrorist is moving up the social ladder as far as ghetto dwellars are concerned
38:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> http://i.imgur.com/eFWmZU4.jpg
39:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> my mind is too literal, I would've thought with that example, I'd want to be anything but a female
41:00 <GreekSnake> lol
45:00 <GreekSnake> kids shouldn't be allowed to transition
46:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> it's something I've been thinking about a little bit lately
47:00 <GreekSnake> what's that?
47:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> it used to be that trannies were laughably fake looking, anyone could spot them a mile off
47:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> but the last few years they've been getting very realistic looking
47:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> which indicates that they've been starting at a very young age, even before puberty in some cases
48:00 <GreekSnake> https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/63431_10152879080134859_6799144638639022955_n.jpg?oh=c006b22d7727d04a47312a481ef7151d&oe=551266B1
52:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> heh
52:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> how are Jews attacking Greece?
58:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> gay gene found (again):
58:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> A LARGE study of gay brothers adds to evidence that genes influence mens chances of being homosexual, but the results arent strong enough to prove it.
58:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> Some scientists believe several genes might affect sexual orientation. Researchers who led the new study of nearly 800 gay brothers say their results bolster previous evidence pointing to genes on the X chromosome.
58:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/genetic-link-for-male-homosexuals-study/story-fn5fsgyc-1227126393339
05:00 <GreekSnake> <PlanNineFromBirdsville> how are Jews attacking Greece? < they're not, but try telling that to neo-Nazis
07:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> I also wonder why the Catholic church gets let off, when they're very open about their desire to destroy western civilisation
08:00 <GreekSnake> well Greeks are inherently anti-Catholic, that goes without saying
11:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> not just in this instance, but on Stormfront as an example, say if there's a post about Sudanese crims on the loose in Australia, it'll be followed by dozens of posts about a jewish plot, when the Catholic Church proudly imported them
11:00 <GreekSnake> I suppose it's because most Westerners are Catholic, and deflecting blame is a quintessentially human trait
13:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> on more normal sites like AmRen, a discussion about any topic will start off normally, but it's not long before some twerp starts rambling on about the jewish machinations behind it all, even though the topic doesn't have anything to do with jews, even tangentially
16:00 <GreekSnake> well it's easy to forget how mainstream anti-Semitism was until fairly recently
18:00 <GreekSnake> and it's been given a boost by all the Illuminati/NWO/Rothschild nonsense promoted by black Muslim rappers
20:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> there's a libertarian equivalent, where it will be explained that either 1. we live in a police state exactly the same as North Korea or East Germany, because pot is illegal, or 2. we should welcome limitless refugees to the west because they want to experience low business regulation
21:00 <GreekSnake> heh
22:00 <ishmael> just came.
22:00 <GreekSnake> well the push for cheap immigrant labor is driven by capitalists too, not just leftists
22:00 <GreekSnake> good girl
22:00 <ishmael> :)
22:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> yes
22:00 <GreekSnake> what/who were you fingering yourself over, luv?
23:00 <ishmael> dix qt bisexual boy who luvs being fucked
23:00 <ishmael> dis
23:00 <ishmael> his gf knows he's in porn
23:00 <ishmael> but not gay porn
23:00 <ishmael> well that was the premise
23:00 <ishmael> lol
23:00 <GreekSnake> gay for pay?
24:00 <ishmael> yes
24:00 <ishmael> they're "gay for pay" but they're hard while they're being fucked
24:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> lol, no such thing
24:00 <ishmael> they so love it
24:00 <ishmael> lol
24:00 <GreekSnake> I know, dirty sluts
25:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> "gay for flimsy remunerative pretext" more like it
25:00 <GreekSnake> heh
25:00 <ishmael> ehehe
25:00 <GreekSnake> I've only seen one video where the guy being "fucked for the first time" was probably genuinely hetero
25:00 <ishmael> I like it when they cum while they're being fucked
26:00 <ishmael> yeah, because he is genuinely in pain?
27:00 <GreekSnake> yes, and seems genuinely bemused
28:00 <ishmael> was this one of those "frat initiation" ones?
28:00 <GreekSnake> wait, I'll try to find the link
28:00 <ishmael> :)
28:00 <GreekSnake> I think I have it saved :P
28:00 <ishmael> must be good
29:00 <GreekSnake> http://www.youporngay.com/watch/278549/straight-guy-gets-fucked-hard/
29:00 <ishmael> I topped off a night of depraved once to a man rooting a snake
30:00 <ishmael> I swore i'd never watch porn again
30:00 <ishmael> depraved wanking*
30:00 <GreekSnake> don't open that link, Tigger_
30:00 <ishmael> ahahahaha
31:00 <ishmael> I love the deep breaths he takes preparing for insertion
31:00 <ishmael> looks like he's about to give birth
31:00 <ishmael> he's had something in there before
31:00 <ishmael> he must've
31:00 <GreekSnake> you think?
31:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> your description will suffice
32:00 <GreekSnake> he even lets out a fart
32:00 <GreekSnake> lol
32:00 <ishmael> he is not straight
32:00 <ishmael> he is somewhat hard so far
33:00 <GreekSnake> well he's not straight any more
33:00 <GreekSnake> lol
33:00 <ishmael> the top has a foot fetish
33:00 <ishmael> lol
34:00 <GreekSnake> http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Graham-Rickenbaker/Los-Angeles-California/Graham-Rickenbaker-aka-Pat-Bateman-Rapist-Graham-Rickenbacker-is-a-Known-Gay-Male-Prostit-1061276
35:00 <ishmael> jesus he needs to fucking relax
35:00 <ishmael> someone stick a bottle of amyl under this mans nose
35:00 <GreekSnake> he raped a girl in high school, apparently
37:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> he seems like a nice fellow
37:00 <GreekSnake> are you watching the video after all?
38:00 <ishmael> lol
38:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> no Graham Rickenbaker
38:00 <ishmael> why would he rape a girl?
38:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> in the ripoffreport
38:00 <ishmael> he's clearly a faggot
38:00 <GreekSnake> Graham Rickenbaker is the guy getting fucked in the video
39:00 <GreekSnake> "He is Not on Parole or Probation. Repeat: NOT on parole or probation. His crime was 7-years ago, when he was 18 for dating a girl 6-months younger for 3-yrs and he is still friends with her, and never took advantage of her . he was jailed for not seeing his probation officer last june."
39:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1456/4511/original.jpg
39:00 <GreekSnake> heh, another rapist
39:00 <GreekSnake> ishmael, are you wanking again?
39:00 <ishmael> nar
39:00 <ishmael> not to that
42:00 <ishmael> I'm probably going to buy some meff this week
42:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> why not get it for free off Wei?
43:00 <ishmael> not worth the hassle
44:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> I thought it would be given the price
44:00 <ishmael> can you see how much of a burden he is?
44:00 <ishmael> I would rather fork out a few hundred than put up with his bs
45:00 <ishmael> hrmm
45:00 <ishmael> maybe I can get it for free somewhere else
45:00 <ishmael> yeees
45:00 <ishmael> I really just want my dexamphetamine :'(
46:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> can Wei get those?
46:00 <ishmael> no he can get meff which works much better
47:00 <ishmael> I think I must be addicted to dexamphetamine
47:00 <ishmael> but I feel like I was addicted to them before I even started taking them
47:00 <ishmael> lol
47:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> rain due today, that'll be a nice change
47:00 <ishmael> with them I don't feel the urge to seek drugs
48:00 <ishmael> without them I need a fix of something
48:00 <ishmael> was like that before I ever touched them though
48:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> Alcoholics Anonymous have a belief that alcoholics were born that way, and will remain so till the day they die
48:00 <ishmael> glad I don't have that disease
49:00 <ishmael> I drank heavily
49:00 <ishmael> I never felt I was a true alcoholic though
49:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> such as their meetings "I am an alcoholic, 24 years without a drink"
49:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> the addictive personality though, with some drugs more appealing than others
49:00 <ishmael> heroin is addictive
50:00 <ishmael> glad it's something i'm not too keen on
50:00 <ishmael> you actually become violently ill coming off heroin
50:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> Adam Ant was like that, he didn't have a drink for 20+ years, then had one drink and was instantly a full blown alcoholic again
50:00 <GreekSnake> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmm_hYhs1RM
50:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Lefties: Angry Wimmin - 1/6
50:00 <ishmael> weird
50:00 <ishmael> I didn't drink for ages until my birthday
51:00 <ishmael> then I drank heavily for two days straight
51:00 <ishmael> had to end it, though
51:00 <ishmael> i thought that was dawn fraser while she had her head turned
52:00 <GreekSnake> lol, Sheila Jeffreys even sings in this
52:00 <ishmael> fucking dyke
52:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> real reason why feminists are angry: because they are completely invisible to men
54:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> a very pretty girl can have a man become nervous, stammer, blush, lost for words, he'll think about nothing else but her.  same guy in the presence of a feminist: nothing, he doesn't even know she's there
54:00 <GreekSnake> unless she's a pretty feminist
54:00 <GreekSnake> in which case she's especially galling
55:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> not too many of them, and the ones there are tend to be more followers at the low end of the spectrum
55:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> I keep reading that as LeroyBrony
56:00 <ishmael> I know a pretty feminist
56:00 <ishmael> she's into healing crystals and all of that 
56:00 <GreekSnake> sex-positive?
56:00 <ishmael> meaning?
56:00 <GreekSnake> as in pro-sex
56:00 <ishmael> oh of course
57:00 <ishmael> she's a bit of a hornbag
57:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> so feminism is just in the bag with other assorted nuttery
57:00 <GreekSnake> heh
57:00 <ishmael> yep yep
57:00 <GreekSnake> true feminists regard any form of heterosexual penetration as rape
57:00 <ishmael> lol
57:00 <GreekSnake> getting fisted by a dyke is perfectly empowering, though
58:00 <ishmael> I'm not sure of this girls sexuality
58:00 <ishmael> she seems to love leading girls on
58:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> lesbian bed death kicks in quickly anyway, so not too much of that
58:00 <ishmael> my lezzo friend was madly in love with her
59:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> lesbos are furious with bisexual girls
59:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> the worst traitors
59:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> they see hetero females as indoctrinated, and in need of liberation, but bisexual girls have tried both, yet still return to men
59:00 <ishmael> I hope they learn their bisexual lesson quick and fast
00:00 <ishmael> it was agonising watching my lezzo friend 
00:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> what happened?
00:00 <ishmael> all my wisdom fell on deaf ears
01:00 <ishmael> she was dragged through the mud by the feminist girl
01:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> what did she do to her?
01:00 <ishmael> she'd break the relationship off and on and off and on
02:00 <ishmael> and the lesbo would just take it
02:00 <ishmael> madly in love
02:00 <ishmael> it was awful
02:00 <ishmael> ended tragically
03:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> how tragic?
04:00 <ishmael> heartache
04:00 <ishmael> no longer friends
04:00 <ishmael> eh
04:00 <ishmael> wasn;t really that bad
04:00 <ishmael> but you know
07:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> did she end up angrier than ever?
07:00 <ishmael> I don't really know
08:00 <ishmael> GREEKSNAKE WHAT's UR FB
10:00 <GreekSnake> not telling
12:00 <ishmael> look, I will track you down one way or another
12:00 <ishmael> may as well get it over and done with
13:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> GreekSnake has a bf though
14:00 <ishmael> huh
15:00 <PlanNineFromBirdsville> David is always threatening to track me down, but I know if I knocked on his door he'd be hiding under the bed
16:00 <ishmael> lol
16:00 <ishmael> yeah
16:00 <ishmael> he was often telling me to meet up with him
16:00 <ishmael> always sketchy on the deets tho
26:00 <GreekSnake> I think he genuinely fantasizes about killing someone
27:00 <ishmael> lol
27:00 <ishmael> why does he feel so inferior is what I wonder
28:00 <ishmael> his dad must've ignored him
28:00 <ishmael> and his mum
31:00 <ishmael> `op
32:00 <ishmael> `deop
40:00 <Tigger_> I just put the bins out
40:00 <Tigger_> heaviest bins I've ever had I think
41:00 <GreekSnake> I've often wondered about that
41:00 <GreekSnake> why do you produce so much waste?
42:00 <Tigger_> too many plants
42:00 <ishmael> palms?
42:00 <ishmael> they're always dropping rubbish
42:00 <Tigger_> no just horrible bushes that grow like wildfire
43:00 <ishmael> mm
43:00 <Tigger_> this week I cleaned up the courtyard, which is pretty big, and has a garden, and that's where the bulk of the rubbish comes from this time
44:00 <Tigger_> I've been out there at 4-5AM every morning working on it for a few hours, before it gets hot
44:00 <ishmael> you don;t havea  pool do you?
45:00 <Tigger_> no
45:00 <Tigger_> that would be even more work
45:00 <GreekSnake> I'm becoming increasingly convinced that Tigger_ is leading a Bernard King lifestyle, working as a gardener for an illustrious gay couple whilst living at their villa
45:00 <Tigger_> lol
45:00 <ishmael> ahahaha
45:00 <GreekSnake> seriously, all the signs are there
45:00 <Tigger_> no, this is the terrible fate of the hetero, gays have absolutely no idea
46:00 <ishmael> is on austnet under the stairwell
46:00 <Tigger_> what if vaness suddenly drops in, it all has to be presentable
47:00 <ishmael> :l
47:00 <ishmael> I'm going to go do something
47:00 <ishmael> somewhere else
47:00 <GreekSnake> you don't care what a female thinks, surely
47:00 <ishmael> pop this painful pimple thing I have on my ear lobe
48:00 <Tigger_> GreekSnake, every time I hear a sound outside I have a panicked reaction that it's her
48:00 <Tigger_> oh, pimples in ears, I have had that twice
48:00 <GreekSnake> random inspection?
48:00 <Tigger_> extremely painful
49:00 <Tigger_> in the ear duct that is, not on the ears
50:00 <ishmael> ouch
51:00 <ishmael> I've had one on my tragus
51:00 <ishmael> latoma has your address?
53:00 <Tigger_> no
58:00 <ishmael> i am so worried about not having dex :'9
58:00 <ishmael> I spent 3 days off it and it wasn't so great
58:00 <ishmael> have been on it this evening
58:00 <ishmael> but I won;t get any more until next year
58:00 <ishmael> :'(
58:00 <ishmael> I will find a way
00:00 <Tigger_> can't it be bought off the street?
02:00 <Tigger_> today I am going to see Interstellar
02:00 <Tigger_> I know almost nothing about it yet, but I see a lot of commentary that it has an anti-global warming subtext
03:00 <Tigger_> given Christopher Nolan's past political references, it doesn't surprise me
05:00 <ishmael> if i'm goingg to buy street drugs I would just buy shard
05:00 <ishmael> it is far far far far far far easier to get
06:00 <Tigger_> but dexies are legally produced
07:00 <ishmael> it's still illegal to buy them on the street
07:00 <ishmael> hrmm
08:00 <ishmael> the bottles say POSESSION WITHOUT AUTHORITY ILLEGAL
08:00 <Tigger_> yes, but one would assume that the first hurdle is overcome
08:00 <ishmael> my permit runs out on the 20 somethings
08:00 <ishmael> so
08:00 <ishmael> if i buy them on the street I am covered?
08:00 <Tigger_> you would be actually
08:00 <ishmael> but the dealer
08:00 <Tigger_> the dealer wouldn't be
08:00 <ishmael> he would be in trouble
08:00 <ishmael> lol
09:00 <Tigger_> it would be funny if the dealer checks the prescription of everyone he sells to
09:00 <ishmael> heh
09:00 <ishmael> no one with a prescription would go to the dealer
09:00 <ishmael> unless he can beat $5.99 for 200 pills
09:00 <ishmael> lol
33:00 <ishmael> just came.
33:00 <ishmael> morning glenn
34:00 <Tigger_> now you will have to change into your jaguar pattern underpants
34:00 <ishmael> hehehe
34:00 <ishmael> what have i been thru?
34:00 <ishmael> jaguar
34:00 <ishmael> leopard?
35:00 <ishmael> ebra
35:00 <ishmael> zebra
35:00 <Tigger_> leopard, tiger, jaguar
35:00 <ishmael> zebra time!
18:00 <ishmael> http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/seals-caught-having-sex-penguins
43:00 <ishmael> hey qt
44:00 <ishmael> I need me some shut eye... ni ni boys 'n' ....boys
52:00 <ishmael> FARK!! how am I supposed to sleep if this mother&^%*ing helicopter keeps flying low above me
52:00 <ishmael> need to find the councils number
36:00 <Fitz> rap[ing of lo
36:00 <Fitz> that was wrong
59:00 <Warren1984> hi all
59:00 <Warren1984> that circadin must have worked
59:00 <Warren1984> I pigged down on 4 tablets
59:00 <Warren1984> 4 x 2mg
59:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ did you pigg down on 2 last night?
03:00 <ishmael> I feel poisoned
03:00 <ishmael> :S
20:00 <Warren1984> I just purchased some No-Doz plus
26:00 <ishmael> i take that almost every day
26:00 <Warren1984> I never heard of it before today
26:00 <ishmael> warren, when i told you i took nodoz 
26:00 <ishmael> you asked me why not down mother
26:00 <ishmael> or something
26:00 <ishmael> lol
26:00 <ishmael> and now you're buying them
27:00 <Warren1984> are they just as bad as energy drinks?
27:00 <ishmael> no
27:00 <ishmael> they're nowhere near as bad
27:00 <ishmael> and they seem to be more effective
27:00 <Warren1984> do they work well
27:00 <ishmael> yes
27:00 <ishmael> they work well
28:00 <ishmael> when i've been awake for ages and I have some of those it seems to relubricate my mind
28:00 <ishmael> it makes it feel like I haven't missed any sleep
29:00 <ishmael> caffeine has never really given me energy though
29:00 <ishmael> but it definitely helped my mind
34:00 <Warren1984> how many of them do you have a day>
35:00 <Warren1984> ?
35:00 <ishmael> bout 6-8
35:00 <ishmael> sometimes more sometimes less
35:00 <ishmael> usually more
36:00 <ishmael> much more economical than energy drinks
36:00 <ishmael> 1 pill is like 1 energy drink
36:00 <ishmael> and you get $24 for $5
37:00 <ishmael> 24 for $5
37:00 <Warren1984> yeah
37:00 <ishmael> and you don't have to get all the sugar and other nasties that are in energy drinks
47:00 <Warren1984> but they would give more energy
47:00 <Warren1984> the sugar
47:00 <ishmael> the nodoz has glucose
47:00 <ishmael> which works much better
50:00 <Warren1984> oh ok
50:00 <Warren1984> what is that?
52:00 <ishmael> it's sugar that your body can utilise efficiently and immediately
52:00 <ishmael> simply it's brain petrol
52:00 <ishmael> :P
32:00 <Warren1984> you know american Indians
32:00 <Warren1984> they have those axe like things they throw
38:00 <bee_girl> tomohawk?
51:00 <Warren1984> I think so
51:00 <Warren1984> sorry I was in the shower
52:00 <Innocent_Eyes> pics?
53:00 <Warren1984> none
54:00 <Warren1984> yeah that's them bee_girl
55:00 <Warren1984> tigger_ doesn't like black people/Abo's and he has a horse... so he should get leather pockets for both the right and left of his horse and then chasing them on his horse while throwing tomahawks
56:00 <Warren1984> you know how they like to use the words "dog" & "c*nt"
56:00 <Warren1984> he could yell out your dead dog
58:00 <Warren1984> I watched a video on People primarily aboriginal throwing molitov cocktails at policemen and at petrol stations
59:00 <Warren1984> when the cops arrest them and put them in the back, you can hear them yelling out your fucking dead dog
01:00 <Warren1984> but that is not my point
02:00 <Warren1984> my point is I give a creative analysis of things he can do with his horse
02:00 <Warren1984> we were playing an old computer game called Age of Empires 2, have you heard of that bee_girl
05:00 <bee_girl> i have heard of it
07:00 <Warren1984> yeah I am always coming up with business ideas to make tigger_ more money
07:00 <Warren1984> I said why not make a mill like in A.O.E 2 and get your horse to do the same thing in the mill
07:00 <Warren1984> he said that is animal cruelty
07:00 <Ethanol> Warren1984
08:00 <Warren1984> Ethanol I was explaining to bee_girl
08:00 <Warren1984> not deliberate
09:00 <Warren1984> Ethanol I have 24 months of money management history
09:00 <Warren1984> that I have kept in my pocket
09:00 <Warren1984> notepad in pocket and then transfered to an excel spreadsheet
09:00 <GreekSnake> hey sluts
09:00 <Ethanol> so how much have you spent on a.) Junk Food and b.) Harvey Norman?
10:00 <Ethanol> Android has jumped the shark
10:00 <Warren1984> probably most
11:00 <Warren1984> what do you mean Ethanol
11:00 <Ethanol> Today I updated GMail which is a taste of what's to come with Android Lollipop
11:00 <Ethanol> the UI is literally unreadable
12:00 <GreekSnake> Android is awful
12:00 <Ethanol> Thick bright red banner + light grey text + white background = migraines
13:00 <GreekSnake> by the way, what's with the "TurkTrust" digital certificates popping up on every Android device?
13:00 <GreekSnake> I mean, really? 
13:00 <GreekSnake> TurkTrust?
13:00 <GreekSnake> A contradiction in terms, if ever there was one
13:00 <Ethanol> heh
13:00 <Ethanol> From 2013...
13:00 <Ethanol> Turktrust, the Turkish certificate authority (CA) responsible for issuing an intermediate CA certificate that was later used to generate an unauthorized certificate for google.com, claims that the bad Google certificate was not used for dishonest purposes.
14:00 <Ethanol> http://www.pcworld.idg.com.au/article/445612/rogue_google_ssl_certificate_used_dishonest_purposes_turktrust_says/
15:00 <GreekSnake> yes, but that shit is on every Android device
15:00 <GreekSnake> it's the first name that comes up when you look up the digital certificates
15:00 <GreekSnake> outrageous
15:00 <GreekSnake> that alone is enough to make me choose the iPhone
16:00 <GreekSnake> not to mention the fact that you can't even read the New Testament on an Android, since it doesn't support polytonic orthography
17:00 <Ethanol> well, I agree with Tigger that the KJV is divinely inspired and Jesus spoke Elizabethan English, so thankfully that's not an issue for me
17:00 <GreekSnake> LOL
17:00 <GreekSnake> is Tigger taking one of his power catnaps?
20:00 <Ethanol> I suspect Tigger_'s sleeping patterns are 180 degrees out of phase with the "real world" again
20:00 <Warren1984> GreekSnake -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoPaW_cKLDY
20:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Family Guy Simpsons crossover Carwash (Milkshake Song Version)
26:00 <Lish> Hi
26:00 <GreekSnake> Good evening, Alicia.
27:00 <GreekSnake> lol Warren1984
27:00 <GreekSnake> ok, that was amusing
27:00 <Warren1984> lol yeah
28:00 <Lish> Hey greeksnake 
28:00 <Lish> What's cracking
30:00 <Lish> Xm
32:00 <xm> Lish
33:00 <IvanTheBastard> xm
33:00 <xm> IvanTheBastard, 
33:00 <Lish> I'm trying to buy Xmas presents
33:00 <Lish> It's hard
33:00 <Lish> I spend too much 
34:00 <Warren1984> lol ishmael de-friended me
34:00 <xm> might interfere with the budget of the trip?
35:00 <Lish> Yeah maybe 
35:00 <Lish> If I go too crazy
36:00 <Lish> It's also hard to know what to buy some people
36:00 <Lish> Direct family is easy
36:00 <Lish> But friends partners and stuff like that is hard
36:00 <xm> but if you dont know what to buy someone you have to question yourself if you truly know them well
36:00 <IvanTheBastard> we're doing secret santa this year
36:00 <xm> why must people buy gifts anyway
36:00 <IvanTheBastard> at first i was against it
37:00 <IvanTheBastard> then i thought 'hang on, as an adult for the past 15-20 years i have got complete shit'
37:00 <IvanTheBastard> this gives me a shot to get 1 good thing that i actually want
37:00 <IvanTheBastard> and then also i only need to buy 1 thing for some other prick
37:00 <IvanTheBastard> its actually a good system
38:00 <Lish> Yeah it's better IvanTheBastard 
38:00 <Lish> My friends and I are doing it too
38:00 <Lish> Cause I always get crap that I give away to charity 
39:00 <Lish> I need to buy something for a 17 yo boy and a 12 yo girl and I have no idea as well
39:00 <Warren1984> giving to charit is an admirable characteristic
39:00 <GreekSnake> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJu7r6OUvk
39:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Khia - My Neck, My Back (HQ / Dirty)
39:00 <IvanTheBastard> 17 yo boy
39:00 <IvanTheBastard> does he have an ipad?
39:00 <IvanTheBastard> or other shitty apple product
39:00 <IvanTheBastard> get an itunes voucher
39:00 <Lish> Yeah I got him that last time
40:00 <Lish> Seems a bit dull to do it again
40:00 <IvanTheBastard> 12yo girl, get her a burka. make sure its a few sizes too large so we can preserve her well into her 20s
40:00 <Lish> Although I'm sure it's useful to a 17 yo
40:00 <Lish> Even I like getting iTunes vouchers
40:00 <Lish> I was thinking of getting her something one direction and some kinetic sand
41:00 <IvanTheBastard> bunnings vouchers for adults rock, but gotta be a good amount like $50 +
41:00 <IvanTheBastard> yeah young females i actually have no idea *shrugs*
42:00 <Lish> Will have to keep searching
42:00 <Lish> Maybe a cinema voucher for the boy
42:00 <IvanTheBastard> do you ahve him on facebook?
42:00 <Warren1984> who would win in a fight a leopard or lion
42:00 <Lish> Nope
42:00 <GreekSnake> how about not buying anything this Christmas?
42:00 <Lish> Lame GreekSnake 
42:00 <GreekSnake> the ultimate act of rebellion
43:00 <IvanTheBastard> hrmm, the other option is hard currency
43:00 <GreekSnake> besides, Christmas will be banned eventually
43:00 <IvanTheBastard> when i was 17 hard currency was great
43:00 <IvanTheBastard> could buy piss, pot watever man
43:00 <Lish> Yeh true
43:00 <Lish> But so boring
43:00 <IvanTheBastard> for you maybe, for him nah
44:00 <IvanTheBastard> you will be that awesome aunty lish
44:00 <Lish> Yuh lol 
44:00 <Lish> Hahaha
44:00 <IvanTheBastard> who coughs up loads of cash
44:00 <Lish> Yeah true
44:00 <Lish> Night folks
44:00 <IvanTheBastard> later
45:00 <Warren1984> Lish wakes up tape records herself for 8 hours, then listens to it for 8 hours, then sleeps for 8 hours
45:00 <Warren1984> tape recorders are only useful for small amount of time
46:00 <Warren1984> Leopard vs Lion pride. Leopard has no respect for lions, Lions are cowards and act submissive 
11:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhMU_F3arSA
11:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Giraffe kills lion. Giraffe attacks lion pride and kicks one of them to death.
11:00 <Warren1984> A giraffe is a horse with a long neck
13:00 <Warren1984> bee_girl what are you up to?
13:00 <bee_girl> watchiing house of cards
13:00 <Warren1984> what is that?
13:00 <bee_girl> a netflix show
13:00 <Warren1984> bee_girl I can't remember but did you say you were on D$P?
13:00 <Warren1984> I feel more relaxed now
13:00 <Warren1984> when doing this course
14:00 <Warren1984> I'm going to stick with it
14:00 <Warren1984> only another 2.5 weeks
14:00 <Warren1984> I should chill out with the D$P
14:00 <Warren1984> while watching youtube
15:00 <Ethanol> you should travel, Warren1984 
15:00 <mrwuf> yes
15:00 <Ethanol> backpack around Australia at the very least
15:00 <bee_girl> not on dsp Warren1984
15:00 <mrwuf> before you violently snap
15:00 <bee_girl> i vote for travel!
16:00 <Warren1984> I want a part time job, because I am greedy
16:00 <Ethanol> pick fruit
16:00 <Warren1984> so you are working for travel?
16:00 <bee_girl> its almost impossible to live off the dsp
16:00 <mrwuf> who told you working for money was greedy?
16:00 <Warren1984> yeah that is true
16:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> no Warren1984 should do a tafe course 4,4 for 3 days 
16:00 <mrwuf> are you allowed to leave the house Warren1984 
17:00 <Warren1984> study the animals
17:00 <bee_girl> http://jobsearch.gov.au/harvesttrail/  From grape harvesting in Berri, to mango picking in Darwin! You could join the thousands of people who find work helping to bring in the fruit and vegetable harvests.
17:00 <Warren1984> true
17:00 <Warren1984> you get performance payment
17:00 <Warren1984> the more you pick the more you earn
17:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCdepGub0Jg
17:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Snake's Last Meal Comes Back to Bite Her
17:00 <bee_girl> exercise too
18:00 <bee_girl> sunshine
18:00 <Warren1984> yeah
18:00 <bee_girl> great for one's mood
18:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> exercise and sunshine, you mean free radicals and skin cancer
18:00 <bee_girl> wind in one's hair never a bad thing
18:00 <Warren1984> I forget the name of it
18:00 <Warren1984> the payment system
19:00 <Ethanol> I'm serious Warren1984. A flight to Darwin would cost less than a high-end digital voice recorder.
19:00 <bee_girl> heaps of jobs in darwin
19:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you might meet a nice aboriginal wife Warren1984
19:00 <Ethanol> heh
19:00 <Ethanol> there are plenty of those already in Perth
19:00 <Warren1984> ahh it's called
19:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you could stay at Taco's house
19:00 <Warren1984> peirce work
20:00 <Warren1984> so you get more depending on how much fruit you pick
20:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> Warren1984 they work out payments like that based on what an average person would pick
20:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> its safe to say you would be well under the average in terms of speed
20:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> endurance lacking as well
21:00 <Ethanol> best of all, most of it is cash in hand
21:00 <Ethanol> you wouldn't have to declare a cent to Centrelink
21:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> so you might get $6 per hour
21:00 <Ethanol> usually
21:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/68187_10152808985355359_4887828441853792924_n.jpg?oh=1aeca0214795ab9773396c1ba9a27849&oe=551349C3
21:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip3kf3aCq6k
21:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  ANIMAL WITH BIGGEST BALLS
22:00 <bee_girl> https://www.fwc.gov.au/documents/documents/modern_awards/award/ma000028/default.htm
22:00 <Ethanol> Level 1
22:00 <Ethanol> 640.90
22:00 <Ethanol> 16.87
22:00 <Ethanol> heh, as if they would pay that
22:00 <Ethanol> 640.90 per week, 16.87 per hour
24:00 <Warren1984> honey bear
24:00 <Warren1984> has the biggest balls
24:00 <Warren1984> alpha male
24:00 <Warren1984> honey badger
25:00 <Warren1984> is the most alpha male out of all the animal kingdom
25:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> they wouldnt pay that much, not even lish gets that much
25:00 <Warren1984> Ethanol $16/hr is the minimum legal wage
25:00 <Warren1984> forklift drivers get that
25:00 <Warren1984> and yet it has a lot of responsibility
26:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> no it doesnt
26:00 <Warren1984> if I worked my way up the ladder I could be a distrubution distrubator
26:00 <Warren1984> but it has a lot of responsilbility
26:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you wouldnt pass the drug tests
27:00 <Warren1984> when checking the engine oil I put some seroqeul & xanax in to top it up
27:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> you need to do something realistic warren, like the pd lolly shop
28:00 <Warren1984> I need fundings though
28:00 <Warren1984> and people I can trust
30:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> no you need to rob people and make your own luck
31:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBitJwoNy70
31:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Graphic Footage of Lioness Mauled by Buffalo
31:00 <Warren1984> brettingham1boshMVP your the warrior
32:00 <Warren1984> you must go after what you want
32:00 <Warren1984> you want someone's land go and take it
36:00 <Warren1984> lol -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwDb8Oodki0
36:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  50 Orgasms A Day: Amanda Gryce Finds Love As She Searches For Cure
39:00 <Warren1984> brettingham1boshMVP has 100 orgasms a day
39:00 <brettingham1boshMVP> DAY 01
43:00 <bee_girl> thats a lot
46:00 <xm> every lol in lololololololol is an organisem for brettingham1boshMVP 
51:00 <Ethanol> A SAUDI groom has reportedly divorced his bride on their wedding night after she removed her veil and he saw her face for the first time.
51:00 <Ethanol> http://www.news.com.au/world/saudi-groom-divorces-wife-after-seeing-her-face-for-first-time-at-wedding/story-fndir2ev-1227126432912
52:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOyWXALeGhQ
52:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  NEW 2013 Super Selection of accidents with Animals
56:00 <Warren1984> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMcMkaRDFg4
56:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Buffalo vs Lion buffalo wins
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