// #politicaldebate — 2014-11-03
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09:28:00 <xm> ive been up since 3am, damio
09:49:00 <XMMS> Hey ishmael heard that you suck cock for kebabs
09:50:00 <ishmael> nah, never done that
09:50:00 <XMMS> really
09:51:00 <ishmael> yeah really
09:51:00 <XMMS> so you didn't offer to suck off a guy last week
09:51:00 <XMMS> for a kebab
09:51:00 <ishmael> i offered to suck david off for a kebab, yes
09:51:00 <ishmael> but nothing happened
09:51:00 <XMMS> What sauce you like on your kebabs ?
09:52:00 <ishmael> tzatziki aka garlic sauce
09:52:00 <[DoC]> kebabs sounds great :>
09:52:00 <ishmael> yeah <3 a kebab
09:53:00 <ishmael> :3 man i already ate and now i'm hungry again
09:53:00 <XMMS> i only eat foods that boost my immune system
09:53:00 <XMMS> i don't eat shit food
09:53:00 <ishmael> shutup shane
09:53:00 <[DoC]> lol
09:53:00 <[DoC]> <3 kebab :)
09:54:00 <[DoC]> fuck u shane
09:54:00 <XMMS> he likes it when guys wrap their cock in lebanese bread
09:54:00 <ishmael> lolol
09:54:00 <ishmael> why not?
09:54:00 <ishmael> <3 a leb
09:54:00 <ishmael> & leb bread
09:55:00 <ishmael> works for me
09:56:00 <ishmael> bbl
09:56:00 <[DoC]> lol
12:37:00 <ishmael> installed an inbuilt webcam
12:37:00 <ishmael> and it works woot
12:38:00 <ishmael> had to replace the bezel to one that had a webcam on it
12:54:00 <ishmael> lol
12:54:00 <ishmael> the homo wog at the agency is doing all my work for me
13:03:00 <Fitz> miami vice
13:08:00 <ishmael> owwwww
13:08:00 <ishmael> sat on prickles
14:15:00 <ishmael> is anyone here yet?
14:28:00 <ishmael> rahahaha
14:28:00 <ishmael> sitting outside and this old man is amking his grandson carry his groceries
14:54:00 <ishmael> erlich where r u
15:20:00 <ishmael> Tigger_ are you awake?
15:20:00 <Tigger_> yes, from only about 10 minutes ago
15:21:00 <Tigger_> still pushing myself into being fully awake
15:23:00 <ishmael> lol
15:23:00 <ishmael> I woke up at 3
15:23:00 <ishmael> woo
15:24:00 <Tigger_> how many hours sleep did you get?
15:24:00 <ishmael> I put a webcam on my lappy
15:24:00 <ishmael> over 20 i think
15:24:00 <Tigger_> hi Warren1984
15:24:00 <Tigger_> 20 hours! that's excellent, I'm glad you caught up
15:24:00 <ishmael> yeah
15:25:00 <ishmael> wbu?
15:25:00 <Tigger_> heh, 5
15:25:00 <Tigger_> I didn't take any melatonin last night
15:26:00 <ishmael> damn
15:29:00 <Tigger_> I still have a bit more bush chopping to do, which I shall do when I'm 100% awake
15:29:00 <Tigger_> yesterday I cut down a dead tree
15:33:00 <ishmael> why was it dead?
15:37:00 <Tigger_> I don't know, in the past it had been crowded by other trees, blocking its access to light, but it lived through that ok
15:38:00 <Tigger_> when I cut the surrounding bush and it had some light, only then did it die
15:39:00 <Warren1984> hey Tigger_
15:40:00 <Tigger_> just wake up Warren1984?
15:40:00 <Warren1984> yeah
15:40:00 <Warren1984> I am so sore
15:40:00 <Tigger_> blisters on your feet?
15:41:00 <Warren1984> I had to take extra meds because I couldn't sleep last night
15:41:00 <Warren1984> yeah that and all my muscles
15:43:00 <Tigger_> you'd better take a week's break from that walking exercise
15:43:00 <Tigger_> and when you start again only do one hour a day or something
15:46:00 <Fitz> Tigger_
15:46:00 <Fitz> miami vice
15:46:00 <Fitz> everybody pays
15:48:00 <Tigger_> hi bee_girl
15:49:00 <bee_girl> afternoon Tigger_
15:49:00 <Tigger_> how has your day been?
15:51:00 <ishmael> hey lets cam warren
15:51:00 <ishmael> i just cammed bj
15:51:00 <ishmael> bee_girl wuts ur skype?
15:52:00 <bee_girl> nj?
15:52:00 <bee_girl> oops
15:52:00 <bee_girl> bj?
15:52:00 <ishmael> oh that's my friends nickname
15:52:00 <Warren1984> hey bee_girl
15:52:00 <bee_girl> i thought u were skyping an intimate act
15:52:00 <bee_girl> afternoon Warren1984
15:53:00 <ishmael> lolol
15:53:00 <ishmael> if only
15:53:00 <bee_girl> lol
15:55:00 <ishmael> i wonder if im sunburnt yet
15:56:00 <bee_girl> get someone to slap you
15:56:00 <bee_girl> if it super hurts
15:57:00 <bee_girl> ur burnt
15:57:00 <bee_girl> jesus where is the little ipad
15:57:00 <bee_girl> my kids are due home
15:57:00 <bee_girl> and i dont know where it is
15:57:00 <bee_girl> nor is it charged
15:57:00 <bee_girl> ugh
15:57:00 <bee_girl> maybe the car.....
15:57:00 <Warren1984> I can't find my pens and all my money management notepads
15:58:00 <Warren1984> I am too sore to go swimming, walking in the pool today
15:58:00 <ishmael> :o
15:58:00 <ishmael> no one is slapping me
15:59:00 <bee_girl> negative
15:59:00 <ishmael> eep
15:59:00 <ishmael> maybe it's in the couch
15:59:00 <Warren1984> have a cold shower for like 20 mins
15:59:00 <ishmael> do u have chairs that recline?
15:59:00 <ishmael> everything gets lost there
16:00:00 <bee_girl> found it - under some hats in the kids room!
16:00:00 <ishmael> hahaha
16:00:00 <ishmael> wow
16:00:00 <ishmael> that fart was putrid
16:00:00 <bee_girl> charge charge charge
16:00:00 <bee_girl> ew
16:00:00 <ishmael> whoah
16:00:00 <bee_girl> so glad this is virtual
16:00:00 <ishmael> yeah
16:00:00 <ishmael> u should be
16:00:00 <bee_girl> heh
16:01:00 <ishmael> I didn't eat anything for days
16:01:00 <ishmael> then yesterday I had a cabbage roll
16:01:00 <bee_girl> oh goodness
16:01:00 <bee_girl> yuck!
16:01:00 <ishmael> I didn't even know what a cabbage roll was
16:01:00 <ishmael> it was tasty anyway
16:01:00 <bee_girl> even tastier now i assume
16:01:00 <ishmael> it was full on couscous or semolina or something of that nature
16:01:00 <ishmael> of*
16:09:00 <Tigger_> well time to hack those bushes again
16:25:00 <ishmael> omg girls get periods
16:25:00 <ishmael> yuck
16:25:00 <ishmael> o gross
16:25:00 <ishmael> so*
16:29:00 <Tigger_> I've noticed that quite a bit about homos, they are disgusted by females on a biological level
16:30:00 <Tigger_> one of the theories on homosexuality is that they're men who are trapped in a little boy's outlook, with girls being icky
16:32:00 <ishmael> lolol
16:32:00 <ishmael> when i was little i didn't find girls ircky
16:32:00 <ishmael> icky*
16:32:00 <ishmael> not until they started bleedin
16:32:00 <ishmael> and got hairy
16:34:00 <Tigger_> I must admit that when I first heard about these things it made them sound like cthulu
16:34:00 <bee_girl> sound like?
16:36:00 <ishmael> lolol
16:36:00 <Tigger_> you haven't read HP Lovecraft? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
16:36:00 <ishmael> they are the succubus
16:37:00 <Tigger_> a horror so great that to behold it would overwhelm your sanity
16:37:00 <bee_girl> One of the most offensive things that fellow gay guys do is whine about the vagina. They like to pretend it's some sort of scary, flappy goblin so outside the realm of understanding that they need to make a hilarious joke of it, and act as if the female anatomy with which they’re so incredibly unfamiliar is also offensive and disgusting.
16:37:00 <bee_girl>
News Flash, gay men: It’s not gross.
16:38:00 <ishmael> hey, it's not exclusively a straight thing!!!
16:38:00 <ishmael> i mean
16:38:00 <ishmael> homom thing
16:38:00 <ishmael> homo**
16:38:00 <bee_girl> lol
16:38:00 <ishmael> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1414991013715.gif
16:38:00 <bee_girl> i suppose thats cause straight men need to deal with vaginas and are more inclined to be accustomed?
16:39:00 <ishmael> apparently no one ever becomes desensitised to vaginas
16:39:00 <ishmael> I learnt of this last week
16:39:00 <ishmael> from a straight male
16:40:00 <ishmael> lol
16:40:00 <bee_girl> i have known a few desensitised men
16:40:00 <ishmael> I like my new job provider
16:40:00 <ishmael> i went in
16:40:00 <ishmael> and he said he was impressed that I came in and that he will do my work for me
16:41:00 <ishmael> I have to apply for 8 jobs or I don't get paid
16:41:00 <ishmael> so he's going to do it
16:41:00 <bee_girl> http://a2.files.xojane.com/image/upload/c_fit,dpr_1.0,q_80,w_620/MTI0ODYzNzk2ODQxMDE3MzE0.jpg
16:41:00 <ishmael> hehehe
16:41:00 <ishmael> did you do that yourself?
16:42:00 <ishmael> do women love their fannies as much as men love their cocks?
16:42:00 <bee_girl> no i found in online
16:42:00 <bee_girl> no i dont think women do generally
16:42:00 <ishmael> naw
16:44:00 <ishmael> https://i.imgur.com/PBu9jnX.jpg
16:44:00 <bee_girl> lol
16:45:00 <ishmael> ud have to freeze it first probably
16:46:00 <bee_girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAFothFLSps
16:46:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube Men Explain The Vagina
16:46:00 <bee_girl> lol ish
16:46:00 <bee_girl> tahts the first thing i thought of
16:49:00 <ishmael> lolol
16:50:00 <bee_girl> did u watch the link?
16:50:00 <ishmael> some girls have never seen their vaginas
16:50:00 <bee_girl> its true
16:50:00 <ishmael> watching it now
16:52:00 <ishmael> omg
16:52:00 <ishmael> the black gurl knows so well
16:52:00 <ishmael> in the fem explain penis
16:52:00 <ishmael> lol
16:53:00 <bee_girl> ah
16:53:00 <ishmael> hrmm
16:53:00 <ishmael> the girls did a bit better than the boys I think
16:53:00 <ishmael> but some were way off
16:53:00 <ishmael> lol
16:54:00 <Tigger_> there is an evil feminist movement (as if there's any other kind) that is obsessed by this sort of thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia_pride
16:55:00 <bee_girl> oh gtfo Tigger_
16:55:00 <ishmael> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbzvtzsNAJk
16:55:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube Terrifying Doctors' Confessions
16:55:00 <ishmael> yeah, im not even clicking that tigger
16:55:00 <ishmael> lol
16:59:00 <bee_girl> ur link doesnt appear any safer from this end ishmael
16:59:00 <ishmael> it's evil!
16:59:00 <ishmael> they both are
17:00:00 <Tigger_> lol
17:00:00 <bee_girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d03vahXFhiM
17:00:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube Penis vs Vagina
17:01:00 <bee_girl> lol
17:01:00 <bee_girl> this is funny
17:01:00 <ishmael> yay
17:01:00 <bee_girl> it not lookin good for the vj at 1:17
17:02:00 <bee_girl> lol
17:02:00 <bee_girl> YAY
17:02:00 <bee_girl> VAGINAS WIN!
17:02:00 <bee_girl> take that penis folk
17:03:00 <ishmael> do vaginas rly keep themselves clean?
17:03:00 <ishmael> cos i have lived with gurls...
17:03:00 <ishmael> and..
17:03:00 <ishmael> like
17:03:00 <ishmael> ...
17:03:00 <Tigger_> I am a fence sitter on this issue
17:05:00 <bee_girl> do you mean the vagina inside of the vulva etc outside?
17:05:00 <bee_girl> the vagina inside needs no help
17:06:00 <bee_girl> the outside stuff can deal with some water and gentle soap i suppose
17:06:00 <bee_girl> i never use soap...
17:12:00 <ishmael> yeah me either
17:12:00 <ishmael> soap makes it itchy
17:12:00 <ishmael> lololol
17:12:00 <ishmael> i clean the outside with shower gell
17:12:00 <ishmael> gel
17:13:00 <ishmael> and just wash under real good with water
17:13:00 <ishmael> now we know how we clean ourselveds
17:14:00 <bee_girl> we should by now ;)
17:17:00 <ishmael> have you ever rinsed out ur bum/
17:17:00 <ishmael> ?
17:17:00 <ishmael> lol
17:17:00 <ishmael> cUP ToMORROW!!
17:18:00 <bee_girl> cup tomorrow?
17:18:00 <bee_girl> http://imgur.com/533oTiG
17:19:00 <Tigger_> he gave up easily
17:19:00 <ishmael> lol wow
17:19:00 <ishmael> u need a married leb on ur case
17:20:00 <bee_girl> wanker
17:20:00 <ishmael> yarp
17:20:00 <ishmael> how often does that happen?
17:21:00 <ishmael> a lot, i imagine
17:21:00 <bee_girl> yeah too often
17:21:00 <ishmael> since it happens to me and my nick is ishmael
17:21:00 <ishmael> and they still ask if im a girl
17:21:00 <ishmael> lol
17:21:00 <bee_girl> lol cute
17:21:00 <bee_girl> i think i fixed my dishwasher
17:21:00 <ishmael> i have a married leb trying to chat me up atm
17:21:00 <bee_girl> *fingers crossed*
17:21:00 <ishmael> sweet
17:21:00 <ishmael> was it the filters?
17:21:00 <bee_girl> i aint doin em by hand!
17:21:00 <bee_girl> yeah but ive cleaned em 8 times
17:21:00 <bee_girl> trying again on a hot cycle
17:22:00 <ishmael> my mum would always put those "finish" dishwasher cleaners things in
17:22:00 <ishmael> u have to take all of the filters out of the bottom
17:22:00 <ishmael> if u dont do it they get really foul
17:23:00 <bee_girl> yea i did it
17:23:00 <bee_girl> have cleaned em
17:23:00 <bee_girl> it hasnt yelled at me again
17:23:00 <bee_girl> ive done it like 8 times but it keeps bringing up the error
17:24:00 <bee_girl> so i changed the cycle hoping for the best
17:24:00 <ishmael> pump is getting sad :(
17:24:00 <bee_girl> 1/ A blockage or partial blockage could be present if there is more than 15mm of water in the coarse filter.
17:24:00 <bee_girl> A/ Remove the course filter and fine filter as per user manual. Clean as required
17:24:00 <ishmael> lol
17:24:00 <bee_girl> :D
17:25:00 <ishmael> sounds like ur the handygirl today
17:28:00 <bee_girl> yeah ive had to do a bit of that stuff since i got rid of the men
17:28:00 <bee_girl> :D
17:28:00 <bee_girl> ive even pulled the big barrel out of the washing machine
17:28:00 <bee_girl> to fix something
17:28:00 <bee_girl> cant remember now
17:28:00 <ishmael> omg
17:28:00 <ishmael> wow
17:28:00 <ishmael> washing machines are tricky POS
17:28:00 <ishmael> lol
17:29:00 <bee_girl> yeah tell me! the fix it guy gave me directions on the ph and i fixed it!
17:29:00 <Tigger_> I usually look at youtube to see how to fix things
17:29:00 <Tigger_> or do anything really
17:30:00 <ishmael> haha
17:30:00 <ishmael> how to talk to people?
17:30:00 <bee_girl> yeah me too Tigger_
17:30:00 <bee_girl> lol ish
17:30:00 <ishmael> I looked on it today to see how to remove the LCD bezel of my laptop
17:31:00 <Tigger_> no, I've always found that if someone is hard to talk to, it turns out they're boring anyway
17:32:00 <ishmael> yeah, so they have to be pretty to make up for it
17:32:00 <Tigger_> yes
17:32:00 <Tigger_> but usually good looks and intellect are pretty strongly correlated
17:33:00 <Tigger_> <ishmael> Mirror, mirror, on the wall...
17:33:00 <ishmael> <3 moi
17:33:00 <Tigger_> go into a prole shopping centre and you see how ugliness and stupidity intersect
17:34:00 <ishmael> lololol
17:34:00 <ishmael> i saw it the other day
17:34:00 <ishmael> it was awesome
17:34:00 <ishmael> I want to go back
17:34:00 <Tigger_> in Frankston?
17:34:00 <ishmael> yes
17:34:00 <ishmael> lol
17:35:00 <ishmael> hrmm
17:35:00 <ishmael> they weren't thaat ugly really
17:35:00 <ishmael> it was just that they were trashy
17:35:00 <ishmael> a lot of them could have been more attractive had they dressed nicer
17:35:00 <ishmael> except the fat girls
17:35:00 <ishmael> they were all gross
17:36:00 <ishmael> fat girls with hoop earrings and pig noses
17:36:00 <ishmael> and grey flared trackies
17:36:00 <Tigger_> in prole shopping centres, girls are either fat pigs or rake thin meth addicts
17:36:00 <ishmael> yeah well
17:37:00 <ishmael> there were loads of wog tradies
17:37:00 <ishmael> just 4 me
17:37:00 <ishmael> :P
17:39:00 <ishmael> I've been with a wog trdie before
17:39:00 <ishmael> hrmm
17:39:00 <ishmael> he was a bit simple
17:39:00 <ishmael> what a shame
17:39:00 <ishmael> so cute
17:39:00 <bee_girl> jinxed myself re dishwasher :(
17:40:00 <Tigger_> what happened?
17:40:00 <bee_girl> OE
17:40:00 <ishmael> time to get a man in
17:40:00 <ishmael> :P
17:40:00 <bee_girl> operator error
17:40:00 <ishmael> oh? so it's blaming you
17:40:00 <ishmael> lololol
17:40:00 <bee_girl> yeah
17:40:00 <bee_girl> u can tell a MAN made it
17:40:00 <bee_girl> :D
17:40:00 <ishmael> lolol
17:41:00 <ishmael> hrmmm
17:41:00 <ishmael> im gonna go get some hare k's
17:41:00 <ishmael> maybe
17:41:00 <ishmael> narr
17:41:00 <bee_girl> kick it?
17:41:00 <bee_girl> tip it over?
17:41:00 <bee_girl> jump up and down on it?
17:41:00 <ishmael> yeah
17:41:00 <ishmael> all of that
17:41:00 <ishmael> spit on it
17:42:00 <ishmael> ergggh
17:42:00 <Tigger_> it might be that the blockage was never the original problem, but only a consequence of the problem, and now you're at the dishwasher's final boss
17:42:00 <ishmael> someone give me the motivation to get my few k's of dollars back from centrestink
17:42:00 <ishmael> then i can get a 4k tele
17:42:00 <ishmael> lol
17:42:00 <Tigger_> how agreeable are they to this?
17:43:00 <ishmael> they suggested it
17:43:00 <Tigger_> then do it
17:43:00 <ishmael> I wouldn't have the idea in my head weren't it for themm
17:43:00 <ishmael> lol
17:43:00 <bee_girl> http://www.lg.com/au/support/product-help/CT20088031-CT20088043-1343265894710
17:43:00 <ishmael> they even wrote me a letter
17:43:00 <bee_girl> it has some other suggestions
17:43:00 <bee_girl> do it ish
17:44:00 <bee_girl> well hurry up and appeal
17:44:00 <bee_girl> what did they do wrong?
17:44:00 <bee_girl> why do they owe u?
17:44:00 <ishmael> nothing, really
17:44:00 <ishmael> I owe them because I didn't tell themm I stopped going to s chool
17:44:00 <Tigger_> one of the promises of 3D printing is to be able to print washing machine parts, which are notoriously hard to order in
17:44:00 <ishmael> but they reckon that I would've been on a hgher payment if i had of told them
17:45:00 <bee_girl> oh well chop chop
17:45:00 <bee_girl> take in ur proof of enrolment and ask to appeal
17:45:00 <ishmael> I stopped going
17:45:00 <ishmael> i dont have any proof other than the course work?
17:45:00 <bee_girl> the time u were going u may be eligble
17:45:00 <bee_girl> was it TAFE?
17:45:00 <ishmael> yeah
17:45:00 <bee_girl> ask them for a letter saying how long u were enrolled
17:45:00 <ishmael> 3 weeks....
17:45:00 <ishmael> lol
17:46:00 <bee_girl> oh so why did they say thousands?
17:46:00 <ishmael> because they continued paying me aus study
17:46:00 <ishmael> until the end of the year
17:46:00 <bee_girl> ohhhhh
17:46:00 <bee_girl> well yeah
17:46:00 <bee_girl> sounds like u got the better deal
17:46:00 <ishmael> yeah, I thought so
17:46:00 <ishmael> until I was caught out
17:46:00 <ishmael> ol
17:46:00 <ishmael> lol
17:47:00 <Tigger_> I just bought $16 worth of Steam games in the Halloween sale
17:47:00 <ishmael> cool
17:47:00 <ishmael> which ones:?
17:47:00 <Tigger_> all indie games
17:47:00 <ishmael> i downloaded duke nukem
17:47:00 <ishmael> rehehe
17:49:00 <ishmael> gonna get wolfenstein now
17:49:00 <Tigger_> Home, Closure, Hotline Miami, Dead Pixels, Zack Zero, Haunt the House: Terrortown, Beyond Gravity, Hero Siege, Grimind
17:49:00 <Tigger_> I know the guys who made Hero Siege
17:49:00 <ishmael> haven't heard of any of those
17:49:00 <ishmael> personally?
17:50:00 <ishmael> would you say i know you personally?
17:50:00 <ishmael> lol
17:50:00 <Tigger_> online, not in real life
17:50:00 <ishmael> how do you know them?
17:50:00 <ishmael> like form where online
17:50:00 <ishmael> from
17:50:00 <Tigger_> on programming forums
17:50:00 <ishmael> any other irc servers?
17:51:00 <Tigger_> there is an indie game irc channel, but they tend to just muck up, not a lot of actual coding talk unless it's to complain about the framework
17:51:00 <ishmael> haha
17:51:00 <ishmael> is it on freenode?
17:51:00 <Tigger_> yes
17:51:00 <Tigger_> I haven't been there in awhile
17:51:00 <ishmael> i'm on their now
17:52:00 <Tigger_> probably this year
17:52:00 <ishmael> here
17:52:00 <ishmael> there**
17:52:00 <ishmael> wow
17:53:00 <ishmael> hey
17:53:00 <ishmael> glenn's in here
17:54:00 <ishmael> glenn, I heard that you're a homo?
17:54:00 <Tigger_> on the #gimp channel you can get to talk to the developers, and be ignored by them
17:54:00 <ishmael> confirm or deny
17:54:00 <ishmael> lol
17:57:00 <ishmael> gonna play duke nukem for a bit
17:57:00 <Tigger_> which one?
17:57:00 <ishmael> 3d
17:57:00 <Tigger_> I have vague recollections of the original 2D one
17:57:00 <Tigger_> have fun
18:03:00 <ishmael> vsync is on but it's tearing
18:03:00 <ishmael> :l
18:03:00 <ishmael> yuk
18:03:00 <ishmael> i have to fix it or it will bug me
18:06:00 <Tigger_> it could be the monitor, LCD displays have a lot of trouble with this
18:07:00 <ishmael> i've never had a problem before
18:07:00 <ishmael> it's dosbox
18:07:00 <ishmael> it's not confifgured properly
18:07:00 <ishmael> fixing it now
18:07:00 <Tigger_> in that case you'll have to find if DOSBox can support triple buffering
18:08:00 <ishmael> ahhhhh
18:08:00 <ishmael> no wonder
18:08:00 <ishmael> duke nukem is usin it's own packaged dosbox
18:08:00 <ishmael> have to configure that one
18:09:00 <ishmael> hrmm
18:10:00 <ishmael> do i want triple buffering though?
18:10:00 <ishmael> wouldn't that increase latency?
18:10:00 <Tigger_> only one way to find out
18:10:00 <ishmael> im going to try it without first
18:10:00 <Tigger_> oh and are you playing full screen or windowed?
18:11:00 <ishmael> full screen
18:11:00 <Tigger_> ah ok, tearing is a bigger problem in windowed modes
18:13:00 <Tigger_> a shame prom isn't here, 2D Duke Nukem and Commander Keen were his favourite games, the only ray of happiness he ever knew
18:14:00 <ishmael> i loved commander keen too
18:14:00 <ishmael> and 2d nukem
18:14:00 <ishmael> and many more
18:14:00 <ishmael> i can't decide
18:15:00 <ishmael> d3d or opengl
18:15:00 <ishmael> tell me which one!
18:15:00 <Tigger_> try both
18:18:00 <ishmael> im going with opengl since direct3d won't scale it for some reason
18:21:00 <ishmael> still tearing but very minimal
18:21:00 <ishmael> can u ring my skype if thedarktruth comes on plz
18:21:00 <ishmael> :P
18:23:00 <bee_girl> stupid dishwasher
18:23:00 <bretty11> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:23:00 <bee_girl> hilar
18:24:00 <bee_girl> B/ Carefully remove the outlet hose from the spigot under the sink and check spigot is both clean and drilled out to the correct 12mm or 1/2 inch Diameter. Replace and resecure hose to spigot. If this is not drilled out to the full internal diameter of the spigot (12mm or 1/2 inch) it may require a plumber or installer to rectify to prvent the cracking of the spigot or S-Bend. This is not a product fault but an installation fault and
18:24:00 <bee_girl> mine isnt under the sink?
18:25:00 <ishmael> all of a sudden i have th eurge to jerk off
18:25:00 <bretty11> is that coz you can hear wei moaning in the other room?
18:26:00 <ishmael> where is it then?
18:26:00 <ishmael> go away brett
18:26:00 <bee_girl> dishwashers arent connected to the sink
18:27:00 <ishmael> you haven't even accepted access into tacos chan bee_girl
18:27:00 <ishmael> lol
18:27:00 <bee_girl> what do i do cheeky
18:28:00 <ishmael> hang on
18:28:00 <bretty11> ishmael id let you blow me, but i dont want to catch a combo of greg/wei's infections
18:28:00 <ishmael> that would only be funny if it were true
18:29:00 <bretty11> <ishmael> that would only be funny if it were not true
18:29:00 <bretty11> edited for u
18:31:00 <ishmael> /msg nickop set autoadd on
18:31:00 <ishmael> bee_girl
18:32:00 <bee_girl> ta :D
18:33:00 <ishmael> did u do it?
18:33:00 <bee_girl> i did
18:34:00 <ishmael> hrmm okay, looks like it doesn't approve the channel access adds that have been done in the past
18:34:00 <bee_girl> -NickOP- Setting for 'autoadd me to channel databases' now set to on
18:34:00 <ishmael> well at least once i find the chann access thing u will never have to do this again as it's now on auto
18:34:00 <ishmael> yeah
18:34:00 <ishmael> so future ones will be wasy
18:34:00 <ishmael> :P
18:35:00 <ishmael> easy
18:37:00 <Tigger_> taco still has the topic about me
18:37:00 <Tigger_> after a week now?
18:38:00 <Tigger_> pure anger
18:38:00 <ishmael> lol
18:38:00 <ishmael> he has put me on level 25
18:38:00 <ishmael> and bee_girl at 100
18:39:00 <ishmael> I'm with picard :l
18:39:00 <Tigger_> he's white knighting
18:41:00 <Tigger_> like a WoW player giving a flying unicorn to a female player
18:41:00 <ishmael> lol
18:42:00 <bee_girl> least its the only way ur with picard
18:44:00 <ishmael> hehe
18:44:00 <ishmael> i thought picard was cool for an hour
18:44:00 <ishmael> :P
18:44:00 <ishmael> lish was there
18:45:00 <bee_girl> Flosshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpfHgC3ye0
18:45:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube *_* Oh such a good 3D-sound ASMR video *_*
18:50:00 <ishmael> i almost vomited
18:50:00 <ishmael> also
18:50:00 <ishmael> so sunburnt xD
18:55:00 <clonazepam> Ethanol sticks his dick in his own anus
18:56:00 <clonazepam> fucking loser cant do anything, anything, he does is a pussy bitch move
19:07:00 <bee_girl> tahts a long one
19:22:00 <Lish> Hi
19:24:00 <bee_girl> evening Lish
19:24:00 <Lish> What's happening
19:28:00 <Warren1984> hi all
19:28:00 <Lish> Hey Warren1984
19:28:00 <Warren1984> hey Lish
19:28:00 <bee_girl> evening Warren1984
19:29:00 <Warren1984> hi bee_girl
19:29:00 <Lish> Been talking to Vaness anymore Warren1984
19:30:00 <Warren1984> no
19:30:00 <Lish> I heard she was talking about me
19:31:00 <Lish> You should convince her to come on irc and talk to me next time
19:31:00 <Lish> Rather than talk about me
19:31:00 <ishmael> exceeelent
19:35:00 <ishmael> that orgasm
19:36:00 <ishmael> lish add me on skype
19:37:00 <bee_girl> so he can share the next one
19:38:00 <ishmael> yupyup
19:45:00 <bee_girl> i dunno if lish wants to witnes
19:45:00 <bee_girl> s
19:45:00 <Lish> Witness what
19:46:00 <ishmael> sure she does
19:48:00 <ishmael> brb
19:48:00 <bee_girl> ish's next orgasm
19:51:00 <ishmael> just cleaned my laptop with turps
19:51:00 <ishmael> i wonder if that's bad
19:51:00 <ishmael> sweet it worked well
19:51:00 <ishmael> no more erratic touchpad
19:54:00 <Tigger_> you keep a bottle of turps handy?
19:55:00 <ishmael> they ran out of metho
20:04:00 <ishmael> xm hasn't been contributing enough
20:14:00 <Lish> Having two minute noodles
20:14:00 <ishmael> which flav?
20:14:00 <Lish> Chicken
20:15:00 <Warren1984> Lish but would that make you feel good talking to vaness directly
20:15:00 <ishmael> I like that flav
20:15:00 <ishmael> :)
20:15:00 <ishmael> bring some to me
20:15:00 <Lish> Well it'd be better than her talking to you about me Warren1984
20:16:00 <bee_girl> mmm pistachios
20:17:00 <Warren1984> Lish tell her your don't appreciate her disorganized/unstructured lifestyle
20:17:00 <bee_girl> lol
20:17:00 <bee_girl> says mr list
20:17:00 <Lish> Tell her to come on
20:18:00 <Warren1984> tell her that she only has a life of hedonism, which is an empty existence
20:18:00 <Lish> Ok
20:18:00 <Warren1984> I got an update for the info on the course
20:19:00 <Warren1984> I start next tuesday at 1pm - 6pm
20:19:00 <Warren1984> so it goes from Tuesday to Thursday
20:19:00 <bee_girl> which course Warren1984
20:20:00 <Warren1984> warehouse
20:22:00 <Tigger_> hi Lish
20:23:00 <Lish> Hi Tigger_
20:23:00 <Ethanol> Warren1984: what course?
20:23:00 <Lish> They had two minute noodles on big brother and then it made me want some
20:23:00 <Lish> So now I'm eating them
20:23:00 <Lish> Even though I'm not hungry
20:23:00 <Tigger_> I see everyone's favourite subject is being discussed again
20:23:00 <Warren1984> whorehouse Ethanol
20:23:00 <Lish> Damn marketing
20:23:00 <Warren1984> warehouse Ethanol
20:23:00 <Lish> Tigger_: Was my first time to talk to warren since I saw the logs
20:23:00 <Tigger_> ok
20:24:00 <Tigger_> The Whore Warehouse would be a good name for a brothel
20:26:00 <Lish> Ok noodles are finished
20:27:00 <Lish> Public holiday tomorrow
20:27:00 <croweater> http://www.news.com.au/world/europe/man-wearing-disney-tigger-costume-seen-by-child-having-full-blown-sex-in-baby-changing-room/story-fnh81p7g-1227111340956
20:33:00 <Tigger_> furries should all be killed, a Furrocaust
20:34:00 <bee_girl> whats a furrie?
20:34:00 <ishmael> :(
20:34:00 <bee_girl> oh as if the 3 year old knew what was happening
20:34:00 <bee_girl> they wouldnt even remember it in later life
20:34:00 <ishmael> furries are similar to bronies
20:35:00 <ishmael> the personality type
20:35:00 <ishmael> that is
20:35:00 <Lish> Huh
20:35:00 <bee_girl> bronies?
20:35:00 <bee_girl> whas a bronie?
20:36:00 <ishmael> ;( I don't want to tell you
20:36:00 <ishmael> youtube it
20:36:00 <ishmael> :'(
20:37:00 <Tigger_> it's impossible to explain
20:38:00 <Tigger_> and when you hear the explanation, you won't believe it, and think it's some sort of joke, like drop bears
20:39:00 <bee_girl> lol
20:39:00 <bee_girl> Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Pony
20:40:00 <bee_girl> Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Pony (formerly titled as BronyCon: The Documentary) is a 2012 documentary film centering on bronies, the adult fans of the 2010 animated television series, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. The film, funded through crowd-sourcing via Kickstarter, was originally envisioned to follow voice actor and executive producer John de Lancie to the 2012 Summer BronyCon in New Jersey. The
20:43:00 <Lish> Lol
20:52:00 <ishmael> sleep time
20:52:00 <ishmael> nini
20:57:00 <Lish> Fucking league pass is being a bitch
21:01:00 <Tigger_> what's it doing?
21:02:00 <Lish> Just streaming really choppy
21:14:00 <Lish> Are u going to bet on the melbourne cup Tigger_
21:14:00 <Tigger_> no
21:14:00 <Tigger_> gambling is sinful
21:15:00 <bee_girl> sinful?
21:17:00 <Lish> Oh cool
21:18:00 <Tigger_> yes, a temptation from the Devil
21:20:00 <bee_girl> i have more exciting temptations to worry about
21:22:00 <Lish> Isn't pride a sin too Tigger_
21:22:00 <Lish> You sin all the time
21:22:00 <Lish> Greed
21:22:00 <Lish> Gluttony
21:22:00 <Lish> Wrath
21:22:00 <Lish> Lust
21:24:00 <xm> i bet he envies your League Pass
21:24:00 <xm> that is a gamble too
21:24:00 <xm> i just bet
21:25:00 <Lish> I just logged a ticket
21:25:00 <Lish> It seems Apple TV released
21:25:00 <Lish> Related
21:29:00 <Tigger_> what greed and gluttony? for comics?
21:30:00 <Lish> Yeah
21:30:00 <Lish> And Mars bars haha
21:31:00 <Tigger_> I haven't had a Mars bar for weeks actually
21:32:00 <Tigger_> bizarre, it's actually cold now
21:32:00 <Tigger_> <bee_girl> i have more exciting temptations to worry about <- what?
21:33:00 <bee_girl> the ones lish mentioned
21:34:00 <Lish> Lust? lol
21:35:00 <bee_girl> top of my list
21:36:00 <Lish> lol
21:42:00 <Lish> My husband is laughing at his computer
21:43:00 <SoupNazi> David Mendelsohn bet Phar Lap to win the cup at 1000000-1 odds on william hill bookie because "Science" has come a long way
21:47:00 <Tigger_> looks like the quit messages is the temptation
21:49:00 <Ethanol> smut
21:49:00 <Tigger_> http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/0069/0069_08.gif
21:49:00 <Psychopath4G-d> link to entire tract?
21:54:00 <Ethanol> http://chick.com/reading/tracts/1081/1081_01.asp <--- Unrelated, but I liked the story of the camel
21:55:00 <Ethanol> Like our camel, these are people who move in and take over, not just tents, but entire countries.
21:57:00 <Tigger_> so the commandment "Thou shalt not allow a moocher into they hut." was actually a prophecy about Islam
21:57:00 <Tigger_> thy*
21:59:00 <Tigger_> http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/1081/1081_12.gif lol, quite up to date
22:02:00 <Ethanol> heh
22:02:00 <Lish> I'm thirsty
22:05:00 <Ethanol> It's truly good to see Russia in end times prophecy again
22:05:00 <Ethanol> I kind of miss every second Geocities site proclaiming Boris Yeltsin as the anti-christ
22:07:00 <Psychopath4G-d> Tigger_, do you have the link to the page where the first GIF came from?
22:07:00 <Psychopath4G-d> i suppose i can reverse google
22:07:00 <Tigger_> yes
22:07:00 <Tigger_> http://chick.com/reading/tracts/0069/0069_01.asp
22:07:00 <Tigger_> the blaxploitation one
22:08:00 <Psychopath4G-d> oh, 70s
22:08:00 <Psychopath4G-d> so blaxploitation for sure
22:08:00 <Tigger_> most accurate portrayal of a hippy ever: http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/0065/0065_02.gif
22:09:00 <Psychopath4G-d> link to that?
22:09:00 <Psychopath4G-d> original tract
22:09:00 <bretty11> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:09:00 <bretty11> RAW EMOTION
22:11:00 <Tigger_> http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0065/0065_01.asp
22:11:00 <bretty11> i feel sorry for kevin love
22:13:00 <Psychopath4G-d> thanks
22:14:00 <Tigger_> another good image, on the right: http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/0065/0065_21.gif
22:16:00 <Ethanol> http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/0065/0065_19.gif <--- is that a Catholic priest?
22:17:00 <Tigger_> could be, Jack Chick might believe the Catholic Church was in control of global communism
22:18:00 <Tigger_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Rivera Chick's source of info about the Catholic Church
22:19:00 <Ethanol> ah, now it makes sense
22:19:00 <Tigger_> According to Rivera, Jesuits are responsible for the creation of communism, Islam, and Nazism, and causing the World Wars, recession, the Jonestown Massacre, and the assassinations of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy (a Catholic); he further claims that the Catholic Church wants to spread homosexuality and abortion, that the Charismatic Movement is a front for the Catholic Church, that the Popes are antichrists, and that the Catholic Ch
22:19:00 <Tigger_> urch is the Whore of Babylon.[4] He has also claimed that the Jesuits were the masterminds behind the Medieval Inquisition in the 13th century.
22:19:00 <Tigger_> and Islam
22:19:00 <Ethanol> come to think of it, the priest is dressed like a Jesuit (the suit, dog collar, etc)
22:21:00 <Tigger_> with Pope Francis the Jesuit, I believe every single one of those accusations
22:23:00 <Tigger_> and if Pope Francis is a shape shifting reptile from another dimension, that wouldn't surprise me either
22:28:00 <Tigger_> the swiftness with which conservative bishops were purged is exactly like what happened in the Anglican Church, so expect the Catholic church to end up exactly the same way
22:48:00 <Lish> Zzzz
22:48:00 <Lish> Did you bore yourself to sleep Tigger_
22:54:00 <Tigger_> ?
22:56:00 <Lish> Well you crapped on and then no one responded and then you said nothing else
22:56:00 <Tigger_> busy
22:56:00 <Lish> So I thought you bored yourself and everyone to sleep
22:57:00 <Lish> Doing what
22:59:00 <Ethanol> I wasn't bored
23:00:00 <Lish> Well you didn't respond
23:00:00 <Ethanol> Some of us do have a life outside of IRC
23:00:00 <Lish> Incorrect
23:00:00 <Ethanol> I know it is hard to believe
23:00:00 <Lish> You were just watching porn
23:00:00 <Lish> It's coo
23:02:00 <Ethanol> ok, so shall we pick up from where we left off
23:02:00 <Ethanol> do you have anything to add, Lish?
23:02:00 <Lish> Nope
23:02:00 <Lish> Watching big brother
23:03:00 <Tigger_> talking to vaness
23:03:00 <Lish> About what
23:04:00 <Tigger_> if it was ultimately wise for Britain and France to prop up the ailing Ottoman Empire in the Crimean war in the 1850s
23:05:00 <Lish> No way
23:05:00 <Lish> Lies
23:05:00 <Lish> Isn't lying a sin
23:08:00 <Lish> I'm biting my fingernail and it's annoying
23:19:00 <ajnin> night
23:24:00 <Alex2> hi
23:24:00 <Tigger_> hi Alex2
23:25:00 <Alex2> hi Tigger
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