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00:00:00 <GreekSnake> we live in angrier times
00:00:00 <GreekSnake> time for another global war/cull, I think
00:01:00 <erlich> those that are most keen to fight are often higher in the IQ spectrum
00:01:00 <erlich> with the exception of Muslims
00:01:00 <Marttin> How high is the UKIP now?
00:02:00 <Tigger_> I haven't heard of a nation wide census being done, just local seats switching to UKIP
00:02:00 <GreekSnake> the problem with UKIP is that incorrectly identifies Britain's biggest problem as the EU, when in fact it is Third World immigration
00:02:00 <GreekSnake> *it
00:03:00 <Tigger_> the EU arm-twists the UK for third world immigration though
00:03:00 <Marttin> Well within EU you have to accept inmigrants
00:03:00 <Marttin> Yep
00:03:00 <Tigger_> admittedly the Labour Party goes above and beyond EU dictates on the matter
00:03:00 <Marttin> Also they might be afraid of 4,8 spanish  gaining popularity
00:04:00 <GreekSnake> lol
00:04:00 <Tigger_> "You want us to take one hundred thousand muds? That's an insult! We want a million!"
00:04:00 <GreekSnake> how is the 8,4consulta going, Marttin?
00:04:00 <Marttin> Ihavent set the computer or tv on, no idea
00:05:00 <[DoC]> plivent crying like a mad bitch again LOL
00:05:00 <GreekSnake> The EU requires freedom of movement within the EU, it doesn't mandate that you must accept Third World muds
00:05:00 <Marttin> True
00:06:00 <GreekSnake> I'm all for immigration, but only within Еuropean/white societies
00:07:00 <GreekSnake> even Spanish commies like Marttin would be better than all the gooks and curries and burqas we have to contend with now
00:07:00 <Tigger_> the EU courts always find in favour of human rights for muds
00:08:00 <GreekSnake> yes, but that's the European Court of Human Rights, part of the Council of Europe
00:08:00 <GreekSnake> a separate organization from the EU
00:09:00 <Marttin> The biggest right one can have is the right to an education, there should be camps of realism for new arrivals, and those who dont see the point to stop believing can be send back to live poorly on their muslim countries
00:09:00 <Tigger_> I assume the UKIP wants withdrawal from that too
00:10:00 <GreekSnake> presumably
00:10:00 <GreekSnake> Marttin, the left-wing "education" argument doesn't wash
00:10:00 <GreekSnake> most Muslim terrorists are highly educated
00:11:00 <Marttin> Precisely, i share the feeling of helping the disgraced one, who has been taught in what others on a power position told them
00:12:00 <GreekSnake> oh please
00:12:00 <GreekSnake> join us in the real world
00:12:00 <GreekSnake> lol
00:12:00 <Tigger_> the illegal immigration is actually only the most visible aspect of it, many more gain entrance through cousin-marriage
00:12:00 <Marttin> Lol
00:13:00 <Tigger_> Marttin, they should be taught "You have dirty skin that can't be washed clean, your prophet had fleas. Goodbye."
00:14:00 <Marttin> Lol
00:14:00 <[DoC]> LOL
00:25:00 <Martin> props tho
00:26:00 <Tigger_> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2673741/Egyptian-military-claims-invented-astonishing-miraculous-scientific-invention-cures-AIDS-hepatitis-viruses-unveil-isnt-quite-ready-yet.html
00:27:00 <Martinn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77A8F1rFJxo Alex2 Tigger_ GreekSnake
00:27:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Mamá soy gay,[sub. al Español] mama ya gay, Valentín Strykalo
00:27:00 <Martinn> oh shit, this song doesnt have english subtitles
00:27:00 <Martinn> stop tigger
00:27:00 <Tigger_> The claim hit a sensitive nerve in Egypt, where Hepatitis C is an epidemic.
00:27:00 <Tigger_> Some studies estimate that up to 10 percent of 86 million Egyptians have it, making it the country with the highest prevalence in the world.
00:28:00 <Tigger_> if Egypt has such a high Hep C rate, can HIV be far behind?
00:28:00 <Alex2> them of homosexuality is so interesting to you, Mart :)
00:28:00 <Alex2> it's curious
00:29:00 <Martinn> I dont find it with good quality and eng subs
00:30:00 <Martinn> I just find amazing the message of the song
00:30:00 <Martinn> from sentimental to promisquity
00:30:00 <Martinn> you can even heard laughs from the public
00:31:00 <Tigger_> is Azis in it?
00:31:00 <Martinn> no no
00:31:00 <Martinn> go and listen to it
00:32:00 <Tigger_> needs Azis
00:32:00 <Martinn> here are lyrics http://pastebin.com/yeEyURmVç
00:32:00 <Martinn> http://pastebin.com/yeEyURmV **
00:32:00 <Martinn> do you like it GreekSnake?
00:32:00 <Martinn> have you heard it before Alex2?
00:33:00 <Tigger_> Everything is decided:
00:33:00 <Tigger_> Mom, I'm gay!
00:33:00 <Tigger_> Dad, I'm gay!
00:33:00 <Tigger_> You can just shut up,
00:33:00 <Tigger_> Or you can enfadaros enfureceros.
00:33:00 <Tigger_> Well, I'm gonna have fun
00:33:00 <Martinn> the channel has 5 videos and each one is a great song, its even Mr trololo man
00:33:00 <Martinn> get furious
00:34:00 <Alex2> fuu
00:34:00 <Martinn> lol why?
00:35:00 <Martinn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBGnif8uLd0&list=UUX-D_Hls-Px3KkWRTk2ObPQ this is a jewel
00:35:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Tronaban tanques en el campo, canción militar de la II GUERRA MUNDIAL
00:35:00 <Martinn> the guy that made the traduction doesnt know spanish too good though
00:36:00 <Martinn> translation*
00:37:00 <Alex2> i didn heard this earlier, such people exist in every nation
00:37:00 <Martinn> LOL @ rampant homophobia in Alex2
00:38:00 <Alex2> why this topic of homosexuality is so important in your country? :)
00:39:00 <Alex2> my relationship to it is nutral
00:39:00 <Alex2> attitude
00:39:00 <Martinn> 8,4 mis cojones
00:41:00 <Warren1984> feel so tired
00:41:00 <Ethanol> sleep lah
00:41:00 <Martinn> ok Alex2, that "such people" sound bad to me
00:42:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, how was church?
00:42:00 <Warren1984> it was alright
00:42:00 <Warren1984> a bit boring
00:42:00 <Ethanol> did you dance in the aisles?
00:42:00 <Alex2> why, mart?
00:44:00 <Martinn> I expected that you would talk about the song itself, no that "such people" (as in afflicted) are everywhere
00:45:00 <Tigger_> I support Chuka Umanna for Labour leadership, I just wish he wasn't so cisgendered though: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ed-miliband/11214870/Labour-leadership-crisis-the-runners-and-the-riders.html
00:46:00 <Martinn> heres one that might like Ethanol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0POBW8RPik0
00:46:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Tierna y dulce historia de amor (Ismael Serrano)
00:46:00 <GreekSnake> 0,1ABC.es: La Generalitat dice que hasta las 13.00 horas han votado 1.142.910 catalanes en la 0,4falsa consulta
00:47:00 <Martinn> the writter and interpreter of the song changed the age of the girl, that originally was 13, for 15
00:48:00 <Martinn> its about a politic falling in love with a girl from a school where he is inaugurating something
00:48:00 <Martinn> 1.142.910 <-- lol @ absolute precision
00:48:00 <GreekSnake> lol
00:48:00 <GreekSnake> I know
00:49:00 <Martinn> LOL
00:49:00 <GreekSnake> polacos de mierda
00:49:00 <Martinn> I wonder if that was deliberated by ethanol
00:49:00 <Martinn> he hasnt got a second connection right?
00:49:00 <GreekSnake> Hi, Alex
00:49:00 <GreekSnake> Are you a Russian?
00:52:00 <Martinn> weirdest thing Ive found from the communist musical world until now its this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtPDrICRxVs for some reason I remember this rythm from my childhood and those stupid childish songs
00:52:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  March of Stalin's Artillery[medley]
00:53:00 <Martinn> but I cant link it to the one it must be
00:54:00 <Martinn> I remember another one about war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsSDqMJ5YYA <-- is it english?
00:54:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  MAMBRU SE FUE A LA GUERRA
00:55:00 <Martinn> I have no idea what hides under its words, but XV century, the british soldier and flag...
00:57:00 <GreekSnake> Martinn, this one's for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnAFaIM-s8M
00:57:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Ύμνος του ΕΑΜ
00:58:00 <Martinn> lol
00:58:00 <Martinn> katyusha
00:59:00 <GreekSnake> da
01:00:00 <GreekSnake> a leftist mayor played this during the student parade for the anniversary of the 28th of October
01:00:00 <Tigger_> yet another Ju-on film: Ju-on: The Beginning of the End
01:00:00 <GreekSnake> the Right was furious
01:00:00 <Martinn> from which town?
01:00:00 <GreekSnake> Halandri lol
01:00:00 <GreekSnake> which is a rich suburb of Athens
01:01:00 <GreekSnake> you know, leftists with ring-wing pockets ;)
01:01:00 <Tigger_> is this a case of a middle aged lefty still acting like a student lefty?
01:01:00 <GreekSnake> *right
01:01:00 <GreekSnake> yes
01:01:00 <GreekSnake> most leftists are quite well-off
01:01:00 <Alex2> hi GreekSnake, yes
01:01:00 <Martinn> https://iahrbw.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/66020922_d6x1zzsa.jpg LOL
01:02:00 <Alex2> you are from Greece obviously
01:02:00 <Tigger_> a small clique of leftists are well off, and amusingly the extremely poor and highly indebted modal lefty looks up to them
01:02:00 <Martinn> http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/12926238.jpg does snow falls often in athens?
01:02:00 <GreekSnake> yes, Alex2
01:03:00 <GreekSnake> Martinn, snowfall is not uncommon in the northern suburbs like Halandri
01:04:00 <GreekSnake> Alex2, what do you think of Vladimir Vladimirovich?
01:04:00 <toor> Nickname: GreekSnake Realname: Alex Dimitriades Famous for: Movies like Head On
01:04:00 <Tigger_> lol
01:05:00 <GreekSnake> lol
01:05:00 <Alex2> he is strong leader :)
01:05:00 <GreekSnake> I have a bigger dick
01:05:00 <GreekSnake> :P
01:06:00 <Tigger_> Winston Churchill urged the United States to launch a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union to win the Cold War, a newly released document reveals.
01:06:00 <Tigger_> The previously unseen memorandum from the FBI archives details how Britain’s wartime leader made his views known to a visiting American politician in 1947.
01:06:00 <Tigger_> Churchill believed a pre-emptive strike on Stalin’s Russia might be the only way to stop Communism conquering the West.
01:06:00 <Tigger_> Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2826980/Winston-Churchill-s-bid-nuke-Russia-win-Cold-War-uncovered-secret-FBI-files.html#ixzz3Ia2RxLvi
01:06:00 <Tigger_> Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
01:07:00 <Tigger_> Bertrand Russell openly advocated pre-emptive nuclear strikes on the USSR
01:07:00 <Alex2> http://gallery.ykt.ru/galleries/komuza/2013/02/15/1204894_0.jpg
01:08:00 <Tigger_> I'm very glad they didn't launch a nuclear attack on Russia, communism went away on its own
01:08:00 <Alex2> http://www.shturmuy.ru/files/97447a9aebcd4f4_r2.
01:08:00 <Tigger_> a pre-emptive nuclear strike on muslim countries on the other hand...
01:09:00 <Martinn> GreekSnake: http://gyazo.com/0c886cd8ab27c086c7bcdc64e4247c0a
01:09:00 <GreekSnake> probably inevitable
01:10:00 <Alex2> how then us will pump oil from middle east?
01:10:00 <Martinn> Lets trust on the chinese revolution to take over the west https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZmwW3ddkAY
01:10:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  我是一个兵 I Am a Soldier Я Солдат [现代版 Modern version]
01:11:00 <GreekSnake> the US has plenty of shale
01:12:00 <GreekSnake> also, killing the inhabitants of the Middle East won't make the oil and gas disappear
01:12:00 <GreekSnake> it'll just make their extraction easier
01:12:00 <Tigger_> the oil in Saudi Arabia is nowhere near any population centre anyway
01:13:00 <Alex2> it would be crime more heavy than those of nazi during ww2
01:13:00 <Warren1984> nite all
01:13:00 <GreekSnake> Martinn: http://www.kathimerini.gr/791284/article/epikairothta/kosmos/to-podemos-h-ellada-kai-h-italia
01:13:00 <Martinn> tos podemos!
01:13:00 <GreekSnake> lol
01:13:00 <Alex2> democratic nuclear strike :)
01:13:00 <GreekSnake> *to
01:14:00 <GreekSnake> Και ενώ σε χώρες όπως η Ελλάδα η αριστερά είναι διασπασμένη, στην Ισπανία το Podemos, αν ποτέ φθάσει προ των πυλών της εξουσίας, μπορεί να ποντάρει στη συνεργασία του κόμματος της Ηνωμένης Αριστεράς.
01:14:00 <Tigger_> Henry Kissinger once said that it was imperative to reduce the population of third world countries, as if their numbers were left untended then they would consume the mineral resources that properly belong to civilisation
01:15:00 <GreekSnake> "and whilst in countries like Greece, the Left is fragmented, in Spain Podemos can count on the cooperation of the United Left if it ever reaches the gats of power."
01:15:00 <GreekSnake> is that true, Martinn?
01:15:00 <GreekSnake> *gates
01:16:00 <Martinn> yes
01:16:00 <GreekSnake> that's weird
01:16:00 <GreekSnake> I would've thought Izquierda Unida would despise Podemos for stealing its thunder
01:16:00 <Martinn> IU dont want any power, just want to change the country to what I shall be
01:16:00 <toor> does anyone know any good GUI web browsers ? besides firefox etc..
01:17:00 <GreekSnake> the KKE in Greece would rather have a conservative government than Syriza in power
01:17:00 <Martinn> really? thats absurd
01:17:00 <Martinn> do their voters know that?
01:17:00 <Martinn> I suppose thats an involuntary quit
01:19:00 <LeroyBrown> Και ενώ σε χώρες όπως η Ελλάδα η αριστερά είναι διασπασμένη, στην Ισπανία το Podemos, αν ποτέ φθάσει προ των πυλών της εξουσίας, μπορεί να ποντάρει στη συνεργασία του κόμματος της Ηνωμένης Αριστεράς.
01:19:00 <LeroyBrown> Και ενώ σε χώρες όπως η Ελλάδα η αριστερά είναι διασπασμένη, στην Ισπανία το Podemos, αν ποτέ φθάσει προ των πυλών της εξουσίας, μπορεί Και ενώ σε χώρες όπως η Ελλάδα η αριστερά είναι διασπασμένη, στην Ισπανία το Podemos, αν ποτέ φθάσει προ των πυλών της
01:19:00 <Alex2> http://www.spaceflightinsider.com/organizations/lockheed-martin-claims-breakthrough-compact-fusion-reactors-good-news-space-exploration/
01:20:00 <Tigger_> so we could build even better starships than the ones we didn't in the 1960s
01:20:00 <Alex2> soon us would not need oil and gas
01:20:00 <Alex2> :)
01:20:00 <Alex2> free energy from water
01:21:00 <Tigger_> It is also claimed that such reactors could power homes and cities within 20 years.
01:21:00 <Tigger_> the environmental movement will never allow it
01:21:00 <toor> the technology is being supressed
01:23:00 <Tigger_> one advantage is that a starship could refuel endlessly by stopping at planets or comets and mining them for water
01:24:00 <Tigger_> With current technology, a roundtrip mission to Mars would take about 500 days. With fusion-powered rockets, it has been estimated that such a journey could be done in only 30-90 days.
01:24:00 <Martinn> it wasnt until this 2014 when the nasa robot broke the record of distance traveled in mars, set by urss robot in 1973
01:24:00 <Tigger_> what Russian Mars robot?
01:25:00 <Alex2> no ideas :)
01:25:00 <Martinn> I forgot its name
01:25:00 <Alex2> ussr did launch mars exploration mission in 80's
01:25:00 <Alex2> but it was not successfull
01:25:00 <erlich> does anyone here ever get asked for photo ID when getting their parcel?
01:25:00 <Alex2> fobos
01:25:00 <erlich> i saw someone that needed it for his phone
01:25:00 <Tigger_> the Russians were the first to land on Mars, but the probe broke down after about 10 seconds after landing
01:25:00 <erlich> but i dont know if another item parcels require it
01:26:00 <Martinn> Lunokhod 2
01:26:00 <Tigger_> erlich, never
01:26:00 <Tigger_> Martinn, that was the Moon, not Mars
01:26:00 <Martinn> oh, the record was set on moon
01:26:00 <Martinn> yep
01:27:00 <Tigger_> Russia is good with Venus, America with Mars
01:28:00 <Tigger_> neither country has any luck trying the other planet
01:29:00 <Martinn> Fidel Castro has a great sentence that says: socialism never found a whip like the one the market owns
01:29:00 <Alex2> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploration_of_Mars
01:29:00 <paradox> is Castro still alive ?
01:29:00 <Martinn> but this is actually wrong, during stalinism echoes of gulag made people work harder than ever
01:29:00 <Martinn> yes
01:29:00 <paradox> last i heard he was very ill
01:30:00 <Alex2> severel dozens mission to Mars was taken
01:30:00 <Tigger_> Professor Hans Hermann Hoppe explains why: under socialism, slaves are public property, so can be freely exploited, abused, and killed. under capitalism slaves are private property, so the investment is looked after
01:30:00 <Tigger_> you no more kill a slave than you smash your own car
01:30:00 <Martinn> lol, actually in socialism, its the state that is slave of people
01:30:00 <Tigger_> lol
01:31:00 <Martinn> in cuba you dont have to work to eat or have a house
01:31:00 <Tigger_> that should win some Inverted Reality prize
01:31:00 <Tigger_> you don't have to in the free market west either
01:31:00 <Alex2> night all
01:31:00 <paradox> cubans live in extreme poverty
01:31:00 <Martinn> perhaps in australia
01:32:00 <paradox> cuba isnt a rich country
01:32:00 <Tigger_> capitalism supports untold millions of unemployable no hopers in luxury
01:32:00 <Martinn> exactly paradox, yet it appears with the lowest infaltil mortality, the highest % of graduates etc....
01:32:00 <paradox> welfare in Cuba is like a bag of rice
01:32:00 <Martinn> and eggs, milk, etc
01:33:00 <paradox> there isn't even internet in cuba
01:33:00 <paradox> you would be lucky to get it
01:33:00 <Martinn> yes, there is, it has to come from venezuela because USA didnt let them connect to theirs
01:33:00 <paradox> its very expensive for them
01:34:00 <paradox> an internet cafe is like real expensive apparently just for 1 hour
01:34:00 <erlich> i love that episode in The Simpsons where Castro just takes the large note
01:34:00 <erlich> 'what bill?'
01:34:00 <Tigger_> heh
01:34:00 <erlich> and i think they were discussing beforehand how they were going to concede defeat
01:35:00 <paradox> lol
01:35:00 <Martinn> its not paradox xDD, but yes there is a time restriction
01:35:00 <erlich> there was really good music played in that ep 3 of the simpsons
01:35:00 <erlich> like a music soundtrack level
01:35:00 <erlich> i mean, movie
01:35:00 <paradox> even Australias internet is still pretty povo
01:36:00 <paradox> static IP's so the NSA can spy on you
01:37:00 <Tigger_> bee_girl is very fond of men who don't shower, have dirty feet and hair with bits of trees in it. She also loves a guy with a foot fetish and will wear or put anything on her feet to please him. She dated and fucked Tigger_ mostly because she gets wet the more pity she feels for a guy. She also has very strong feelings for lo and will defend any total no-hope loser to fuel her strange fetish.
01:37:00 <Tigger_> hmmm, I didn't see that bit before
01:39:00 <erlich> i think they confused you with Tiggier
01:39:00 <erlich> who is in two channels with her
01:39:00 <Tigger_> ah
01:40:00 <erlich> people always get you two mixed up
01:40:00 <Tigger_> this Tiggier never comes in here, so I don't see how
01:40:00 <paradox> Trigger_
01:43:00 <paradox> thats only 1 letter
01:43:00 <paradox> to add
01:57:00 <paradox> <paradox> hes in jail tho lol
01:57:00 <paradox> <tomm> probably taking it up the ass as we speak
01:57:00 <paradox> <paradox> im pretty sure that video manning posted people were watching on the internet in 2004 anyway
01:57:00 <paradox> <paradox> just like all that snowden crap people knew about that even before then like snowden was pretending he was going to release something no one knew
01:57:00 <paradox> <tomm> hes still a piece of shit traitor
01:57:00 <paradox> <tomm> snowden too will die in prison from anal trauma and blood loss
01:57:00 <paradox> <dila> anal loss and blood trauma
01:57:00 <paradox> <paradox> snowden is probably sitting in an empty apartment in russia with a cell phone jammer
01:57:00 <paradox> <paradox> no internet connection
01:57:00 <paradox> <tomm> lol
01:57:00 <paradox> <tomm> for a few rubles we could have him taken care of
01:57:00 <paradox> <paradox> lol
02:06:00 <Tigger_> is Brendan O'Connel being charged with a federal crime this time around?
02:07:00 <paradox> I don't think there is such a think as a federal crime
02:08:00 <paradox> once you are found guilty of a crime in a state and scentance you serve out your scentance in that state
02:08:00 <Tigger_> there are federal crimes, such as tax evasion and terrorism
02:09:00 <paradox> ok
02:09:00 <paradox> im just not familar with the name "federal" when it comes to charges but I know the federal police would deal with the more serious stuff
02:09:00 <paradox> AFP or some other cloak and dager branch of government agency
02:10:00 <Tigger_> they don't let dumb state cops deal with stuff like espionage
02:11:00 <paradox> he was charged with "threat to kill"
02:11:00 <paradox> it depends which court deals with the matter
02:11:00 <erlich> i wonder which has stricter IQ requirements: soldier or police
02:11:00 <erlich> i suppose depends on rank'
02:11:00 <paradox> You have District court, Magistrates court, Supreme Court, High Court
02:11:00 <paradox> a magistrates court can only give you a few years
02:11:00 <paradox> all big stuff is dealt in supreme or magistrates
02:13:00 <Tigger_> probably soldier requires a higher IQ these days, it's tech heavy, tactics are complex
02:13:00 <Tigger_> whereas a cop just follows procedure
02:13:00 <paradox> 6 detectives from State Security came through the door - no warrant.
02:13:00 <paradox> I am charged with "threat to kill" and publishing a private telephone conversation. That charge is from when I rang Julie Bishops office and spoke with "Tess" the secretary.
02:13:00 <erlich> in the USA it seems they have a disproportionately high number of blacks'
02:14:00 <Tigger_> the US military is a work for the dole program
02:14:00 <paradox> whats "state security"
02:14:00 <erlich> i used to go past Julie Bishop's office everyday
02:14:00 <erlich> why did you want to contact her?
02:14:00 <paradox> Tigger_, Brendan has gone very quiet now no posts on his blog or youtube for weeks
02:14:00 <paradox> i think he might be in prison
02:15:00 <Tigger_> he might be hiding in strum's shed
02:15:00 <paradox> strum told me he is in email contact with him
02:16:00 <Tigger_> that means strum is being watched too
02:16:00 <paradox> but i doubt strum would do that seeing as how much trouble he is in himself for the claremont murders
02:17:00 <Tigger_> strum and Brendan could go on a serial killing spree tag team
02:17:00 <paradox> serial killers dont usually team up with others and they dont stop killing until theyre caught
02:18:00 <paradox> or meet their match
02:20:00 <Tigger_> Henry Lee Lucas had a killing partner
02:20:00 <paradox> what brendan should have done is punched elliot kiser in the face out the front of that IGA in south perth and thrown the orange at him he would have been too scared then to go to the police
02:21:00 <paradox> what he didn't know is that the WA police once they charge you with something they dont let it go
02:21:00 <paradox> and he didn't know what to do in court
02:21:00 <paradox> the reason he went to jail for 3 years was for contempt of court
02:21:00 <paradox> not for the racial vilification
02:21:00 <Tigger_> is there a copy of the court transcript online?
02:22:00 <paradox> i found small parts of it in some of brendans videos on youtube
02:22:00 <paradox> he cross re-exemined a rabbi from israel
02:22:00 <paradox> can you believe they had a rabbi in israel on video link at his trial
02:22:00 <paradox> LOLL
02:22:00 <paradox> thats the first time in history that has ever happened
02:24:00 <paradox> a few rabbis came over from israel just to see to it that brendan was put away lol
02:24:00 <paradox> its actually pretty amazing
02:24:00 <paradox> not many people know about what really happened the media censored it
02:25:00 <paradox> was only on the channel nine news once
02:25:00 <paradox> but they censored brendan and wouldn't let him talk
02:27:00 <Tigger_> he's going into quite a rant here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pMnuwZ9shM&list=UUFRV23uUZAf7l3tyq1CAoMA#t=746
02:27:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Ringing Australian Foreign Ministers Office
02:27:00 <Tigger_> when he's getting angry that nobody is writing letters to the ministers
02:34:00 <paradox> lol
02:34:00 <paradox> nobody else wants to get involved
02:36:00 <paradox> did u hear about him wanting to go to Iran
02:36:00 <paradox> maybe he has fled to Iran
02:37:00 <paradox> hey lock
02:38:00 <lock> hi
02:38:00 <paradox> i remember ur nick from years ago
02:38:00 <Tigger_> probably not the original lock
02:38:00 <lock> nope thats me
02:39:00 <lock> brb
02:39:00 <paradox> Tigger_, did you know the original lock in any way you could confirm it is the real in the flesh
02:39:00 <Tigger_> if he talked a bit I could
02:39:00 <Tigger_> he hates me
02:39:00 <Tigger_> since I destroyed his #politics
02:40:00 <erlich> it's not lock
02:40:00 <erlich> it's plivent
02:40:00 <erlich> and for some reason he;s really obsessed about me
02:41:00 <erlich> everyday my nickname gets triggered
02:41:00 <erlich> even when im ignoring him
02:41:00 <erlich> i do enjoy the reads. it's just strange that's all that he cares so much about me
02:41:00 <Tigger_> why does he fixate on you?
02:41:00 <erlich> i do know why, but i dont want to boast
02:42:00 <paradox> plivent and gamlber are really nobodys on austnet
02:43:00 <paradox> they were unheard of up until only 2-3 years ago
02:44:00 <paradox> too me they are just bitches
02:44:00 <paradox> who complained a lot
02:45:00 <Tigger_> David/gambler's mental health issues are pretty serious now
02:46:00 <paradox> Tigger_, You see brendan has been charged with recording this conversation with this "tess" lady at and bishops office or something and its still on youtube
02:47:00 <paradox> some law where you cant record a fone coversation without their permission
02:47:00 <Tigger_> the law says you have to notify them that it is being recorded
02:48:00 <paradox> which he didn't
02:48:00 <Tigger_> and he didn't do that
02:48:00 <paradox> I am charged with "threat to kill" and publishing a private telephone conversation.
02:48:00 <paradox> He might want to delete the video ?
02:49:00 <Tigger_> he uploaded a recording of some phone conversation he had with some jews
02:49:00 <paradox> It was just one girl called "tess" from the video you posted before
02:49:00 <paradox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pMnuwZ9shM&list=UUFRV23uUZAf7l3tyq1CAoMA#t=746
02:49:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Ringing Australian Foreign Ministers Office
02:49:00 <paradox> thats the one he was charged for
02:50:00 <Tigger_> yeah
02:50:00 <paradox> someone should send him an email and see if he responds
02:50:00 <paradox> apparently he is homeless though
02:50:00 <paradox> so I dont think he gets to go on the internet much
02:51:00 <paradox> and the police seized his computer and stuff
03:50:00 <Xm_> I've slept too much
03:53:00 <Martinn> when?
03:53:00 <Martinn> your last message wasnt that long ago
03:55:00 <paradox> I just went for a walk.
03:55:00 <paradox> its so hot inside
03:55:00 <paradox> and i hate putting my aircon on this early in summer
04:04:00 <Tigger_> I had mine on all day the other week
04:07:00 <paradox> I had mine on today for a few hours when it was really hot
04:07:00 <paradox> i got the window open there is cool air outside the problem is the wind isn't strong enough
04:07:00 <Tigger_> like that here too
04:07:00 <Tigger_> very nice outside
04:07:00 <paradox> i think i might buy new fan for summer
04:08:00 <paradox> because he does get very hot
04:08:00 <paradox> i remember in school this kid had this tiny little portable fan i always wanted one
04:09:00 <Tigger_> I remember those
04:09:00 <Tigger_> I've never had one either
04:10:00 <paradox> i think i saw them advertised for sale a few years ago
04:10:00 <paradox> probable find them at stores like big w or kmart maybe
04:10:00 <paradox> pretty cool tho take it with you when you go out and can fan urself
04:11:00 <Tigger_> probably on ebay too
04:11:00 <paradox> yeh
04:11:00 <paradox> im so getting one
04:12:00 <paradox> you could build one urself easy
04:12:00 <paradox> take an old computer fan lol
04:12:00 <Tigger_> I've got plenty of those
04:13:00 <Tigger_> old ones are noisy though
04:13:00 <paradox> probable only have to solder together a few wires
04:17:00 <Tigger_> I remember ads for this roll on thing that would supposedly cool you down too, it was like a deodorant bottle with the roller ball
04:18:00 <paradox> * unl_hi gives channel operator status to Animix paradox
04:18:00 <paradox> hat and sunnies are a must have when walking around in summer
04:18:00 <paradox> Tigger_, Do you go on any other servers besides this
04:18:00 <paradox> ?
04:18:00 <Tigger_> yep, real sunglasses too with UV glass
04:19:00 <Tigger_> no, not anymore
04:19:00 <paradox> and a long sleeve shirt
04:19:00 <paradox> I don't use sun screen though I believe sun screen gives you cancer
04:19:00 <Tigger_> occasionally to freenode to ask a few questions, that usually never get answers
04:20:00 <paradox> freenode is linux help chans
04:20:00 <paradox> i never really got into freenode
04:20:00 <Tigger_> other opensource software too
04:20:00 <paradox> they dont have any host masking either
04:21:00 <Tigger_> I think they do if you're a registered user
04:21:00 <paradox> a cloak yer
04:21:00 <paradox> but you have to ask for it
04:21:00 <paradox> and i think people can reveal it anyway
04:22:00 <paradox> i just joined #usa on undernet
04:22:00 <paradox> see if anyone says anything
04:22:00 <paradox> yer lots of people talking in there
04:23:00 <Tigger_> it's sometimes fun to join the #efnet political channels, like go to the Republican one and talk about how wonderful Obama is
04:23:00 <paradox> i think im still banned from #politics on efnet
04:23:00 <paradox> im on efnet but not in #politics
04:25:00 <paradox> might have a quick listen talkback radio
04:25:00 <paradox> see if anyone calling in
04:25:00 <Tigger_> I only listen to Andrew Bolt's radio show
04:26:00 <paradox> isnt he on abc ?
04:27:00 <Tigger_> on that on 2gb, the shows are for streaming and download
04:28:00 <paradox> yer
04:28:00 <paradox> i used to listen to 2gb
04:28:00 <paradox> is that fairfax ?
04:29:00 <Tigger_> independent network I think
04:29:00 <Tigger_> http://www.2gb.com/tags/andrew-bolt
04:44:00 <paradox> fuck australian radio stations anyway
04:44:00 <paradox> all jew controlled
04:44:00 <paradox> i would rather listen to art bell
05:21:00 <paradox> http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-16999/TS-275803.mp3
05:22:00 <paradox> Brendan O'connell being interviewed by mike delaney prothink.org trutube.tv owner
05:40:00 <Tigger_> `topic Goss Dr, Whitlam Dr, Hawke Ave, Scullin St, Chiffley Ct, Beazley Ct, etc. Australia's lowest property prices? https://www.google.com/maps/place/Collingwood+Park+QLD+4301,+Australia/@-27.6196999,152.8607174,18z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x6b914b11c4a69019:0x502a35af3de8550
05:48:00 <paradox> Tigger_, perth and manila have same time zone
05:48:00 <Tigger_> that makes sense
05:48:00 <paradox> the same time
05:48:00 <paradox> perth doesn't have daylight savings
05:48:00 <paradox> Tigger_, Did you get the mp3
05:49:00 <Tigger_> Brisbane is in the same timezone as the Russian Kamchatka Peninsula
05:49:00 <paradox> Tigger_, That mp3 is brendln o'connell stalking to mike delaney
05:49:00 <paradox> http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-16999/TS-275803.mp3
05:49:00 <Tigger_> no, I haven't listened to it
05:49:00 <paradox> Tigger_, it explains a lot about
05:49:00 <paradox> interesting listen
05:49:00 <paradox> i forgot he ever made this mp3
05:50:00 <williamhung> Sennheiser hd 280 is 199 at jb hifi
05:50:00 <paradox> Tigger_, new york is exactly 12 hours differance than perth
05:50:00 <paradox> but yes its interesting
05:50:00 <paradox> time zones
05:50:00 <williamhung> 100 to 130 elsewhere online
05:51:00 <Tigger_> good deal
05:51:00 <Tigger_> how did you find that?
05:51:00 <williamhung> How much do you think i can haggle
05:51:00 <Tigger_> maybe $20 in person
05:51:00 <williamhung> Amazon sells it for 99 but us pnly ithink
05:52:00 <williamhung> Some aus places sell for 130 legit online
05:52:00 <Tigger_> I'd go for that
05:52:00 <Tigger_> I bought my Senneiser earphones from Dell of all places
05:52:00 <paradox> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jghLSO9i3Wg
05:52:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  The Hop - Radio Citizen feat.Bajka
06:00:00 <williamhung> What dell sells them
06:00:00 <williamhung> Weird
06:00:00 <williamhung> Rebadged?
06:01:00 <Tigger_> no, normal packaging and branding
06:01:00 <williamhung> You should get proper headphones not earphones ... Coz bass is sik
06:01:00 <Tigger_> it's just that Dell sold them through their site, and were cheapest at the time
06:01:00 <Tigger_> I wear them when walking though
06:02:00 <williamhung> I would wear them whenwalking
06:02:00 <williamhung> If not hot
06:02:00 <williamhung> The impedance is low
06:02:00 <williamhung> So it shouldnt be soft
06:02:00 <williamhung> But yeah looks weird
06:03:00 <williamhung> But plenty of peoplewearit publicly now
06:03:00 <paradox> does anyone know any web browsers that you can use
06:05:00 <paradox> Epiphany?
06:05:00 <paradox> that any good
06:05:00 <Tigger_> never tried that
06:05:00 <Tigger_> I like Palemoon
06:06:00 <paradox> opera
10:01:00 <lock> hi Glenn
10:51:00 <lock> hi
10:56:00 <lock> anyone seen chucky?
11:06:00 <Warren1984> hi all
11:07:00 <Warren1984> I feel so sore today
11:10:00 <Warren1984> anyone awake
11:20:00 <Tigger_> hi Warren1984
11:20:00 <Warren1984> hey Tigger_
11:22:00 <Tigger_> what chores do you have today?
11:32:00 <erlich> there was a thunderstorm this morning louder than any ive heard before in my life -- literally
11:33:00 <Tigger_> I bet the birds were scared
11:33:00 <erlich> surprisingly they were quiet
11:33:00 <Tigger_> any hail?
11:33:00 <erlich> not that i could hear
11:34:00 <erlich> i did go outside but it was earlier
11:34:00 <erlich> becuase i saw lots of light fllashes but heard nothing
11:34:00 <erlich> summer thunderstorms are always more harsh arent they?
11:34:00 <Warren1984> just the ususal chores
11:34:00 <Tigger_> yes, usually
11:35:00 <Tigger_> cyclones and all
11:35:00 <erlich> breakfast then going
11:35:00 <Tigger_> bye
11:35:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ that is strange, because birdsville is a desert
11:35:00 <Warren1984> with hardly any rain
11:36:00 <Tigger_> Birdsville can turn into an ocean
11:36:00 <Tigger_> it's the Channel Country
11:36:00 <Tigger_> so there can be floods that stretch hundreds of kilometres across
11:37:00 <Warren1984> Below is a list of the services that People Who Care provides within the community:
11:37:00 <Warren1984> Home Maintenance – providing basic gardening and exterior home maintenance to enable clients to stay safe when utilising their outdoor areas.
11:37:00 <Warren1984> Transport – supporting clients to attend appointments enjoy social outings and join in our Leisure Centre’s activities.
11:37:00 <Warren1984> Social Support – assisting clients to attend group outings and make new friends.
11:37:00 <Warren1984> Community Visitors – make an elderly person’s day by visiting them in their nursing home on a regular basis.
11:37:00 <Warren1984> Leisure Centre – support clients to enjoy the various in-centre activities planned to promote active ageing and wellness. (Guildford Office/Mandurah)
11:37:00 <Warren1984> Office Administration – it takes many hands behind the scenes to support the provision of services.
11:37:00 <Warren1984> Op Shops – sales, merchandising, sorting of generously donated goods and providing People Who Care with a window to our local community.
11:37:00 <Warren1984> Newspaper Recycling Southwest – support the environment and clients by sorting and wrapping newspapers for collection and recycling.(Mandurah)
11:37:00 <Warren1984> Fundraising and Promotion – a great way to spread the word, encourage involvement with People Who Care and ask the question “Why not become a volunteer?”
11:37:00 <ishmael> Is birdsville inside the tropics?
11:37:00 <ishmael> or near the tropic line?
11:38:00 <Tigger_> no
11:38:00 <Tigger_> temperate zone
11:38:00 <Warren1984> Home Maintenance – providing basic gardening and exterior home maintenance to enable clients to stay safe when utilising their outdoor areas.
11:38:00 <Tigger_> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-08-16/aerial-view-of-the-cooper-creek-flooding-across/4203030
11:38:00 <ishmael> hardly temperate, though
11:38:00 <Warren1984> Home Maintenance would be good
11:38:00 <ishmael> when i think of temperate i think of NZ and tas
11:38:00 <Warren1984> but I can't do many of the things because of my arthritis
11:39:00 <Tigger_> see Warren1984: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-02-19/flood-waters-at-birdsville/304446
11:39:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ could do some volunteer work
11:39:00 <Warren1984> Transport – supporting clients to attend appointments enjoy social outings and join in our Leisure Centre’s activities.
11:39:00 <Tigger_> my volunteer work could be shuffling the bingo numbers at the Birdsville Bingo night
11:39:00 <ishmael> i imagine that birdsville would be isolated at times?
11:39:00 <ishmael> !!!
11:39:00 <ishmael> YES
11:40:00 <ishmael> and calling them
11:40:00 <ishmael> 7, we are in heaven
11:40:00 <Tigger_> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-10/former-qld-premier-wayne-goss-dead/5879046 means nothing to a non-QLD'er
11:40:00 <ishmael> lol
11:40:00 <ishmael> I'm halfway through the sound of music
11:41:00 <ishmael> an amazing film
11:41:00 <ishmael> I haven't seen it since I was a young boy
11:41:00 <Warren1984> so you have the potentional of getting killed by flood waters Tigger_?
11:41:00 <Tigger_> it had to ruin it with the Nazi nonsense
11:41:00 <ishmael> luckily that's kept to a min
11:41:00 <ishmael> well so far
11:41:00 <ishmael> far
11:41:00 <ishmael> i'm at the intermission
11:42:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, only if I went swimming in it
11:42:00 <ishmael> is ti ever fast flowing?
11:42:00 <ishmael> it*
11:42:00 <ishmael> I don't imagine
11:42:00 <Warren1984> yeah but it could flood out the houses
11:42:00 <Marttin> Didnt your knee accident hapen during a flood tigger?
11:43:00 <ishmael> err
11:43:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ you could cut tree branches for others as volunteer work
11:43:00 <Tigger_> one of the really weird things is that there's a ferry service running over Cooper's Creek, so far inland
11:43:00 <ishmael> Warren, what is your point? almost everywhere on this planet there is the potential for a flood...
11:43:00 <Tigger_> Marttin, yes it was, but it had nothing to do with floods
11:44:00 <Warren1984> some are more prone than others
11:44:00 <ishmael> and?
11:44:00 <Tigger_> maybe I should pretend it was in the flood, to make the accident seem more macho
11:44:00 <ishmael> lol
11:44:00 <ishmael> you were rescuing baby lambs
11:44:00 <Marttin> Lol
11:44:00 <Tigger_> yes
11:47:00 <Tigger_> cool photo of Lake Eyre: https://plus.google.com/photos/110721863270102833830/albums/5768956305393553265/5768960194255254882?pid=5768960194255254882&oid=110721863270102833830
11:48:00 <Tigger_> a whole bunch of them, it's crazy how huge it is
11:48:00 <ishmael> yeah
11:48:00 <ishmael> it's much bigger than port phillip
11:49:00 <ishmael> and port phillip looks like an ocean
11:52:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ is bee_girl on the D$P?
11:52:00 <brettingham> lawlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllz
11:52:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, I don't think so, she's mentioned having a job
11:52:00 <Tigger_> morning brettingham
11:52:00 <ishmael> bee_girl works for the govt
11:52:00 <ishmael> lol
11:52:00 <ishmael> busting people who dhouldn't be on d$p
11:52:00 <ishmael> she has the opposite job of being on dsp
11:52:00 <Warren1984> [08:18] <@Taco> morning niggers
11:52:00 <Warren1984> [08:20] <+Warren1984> morning
11:53:00 <Tigger_> a scary thought, there are parts of the inland that have permanent water, someone could sneakily plant salt water crocodile eggs in a remote spot, and let them hatch and after 20 years there'd be giant salt water crocodiles in the desert
11:54:00 <Tigger_> taco has had that topic about me for over two weeks now
11:54:00 <ishmael> I want to be that person
11:54:00 <ishmael> do those inland lakes have a viable food supply for my salties?
11:54:00 <LeroyBrown> Loooollllllllllll @ brettingham
11:54:00 <Tigger_> fish and birds I suppose
11:54:00 <Tigger_> probably kangaroos
11:55:00 <ishmael> i hope it doesn't drop below freezing over the winter
11:55:00 <Tigger_> it can do, that would be the main problem
11:55:00 <ishmael> mhmmm
11:56:00 <Tigger_> <@Taco> morning niggers <- first thing taco says to his wife and kids
11:57:00 <ishmael> lolol
11:57:00 <Marttin> Lol
11:57:00 <ishmael> gonna cut n paste that to him
11:57:00 <Marttin> I was thinking the same
11:57:00 <ishmael> Taco> I like coon cheese
11:57:00 <Marttin> Were are you going todo it ishmael
11:58:00 <ishmael> ##
11:58:00 <ishmael> already done
11:58:00 <Marttin> Bullshit
11:58:00 <ishmael> jesus
11:58:00 <ishmael> not you too
11:58:00 <ishmael> you're not in his chan....
11:59:00 <Marttin> Cant i join?
11:59:00 <ishmael> marttin /j ##
11:59:00 <Marttin> Oh, what a name
12:00:00 <Marttin> How long has been taco around?
12:00:00 <ishmael> he has been here since i have
12:00:00 <ishmael> so I'm not sure
12:00:00 <ishmael> i'm semi-new
12:01:00 <Marttin> Oh ok, the other day was the first time i saw him
12:01:00 <Marttin> I was surprised he had a channel
12:01:00 <brettingham> he has been around a long time, you can tell by the way he acts, i dunno where though
12:01:00 <brettingham> in melbourne and that group of channels i presume
12:02:00 <Marttin> I see
12:02:00 <ishmael> he was previously known as thoth
12:02:00 <ishmael> and something else too
12:02:00 <ishmael> I forget
12:02:00 <Tigger_> so he has been pretending to be a cop for a long time
12:02:00 <Marttin> Oh yeah the cop
12:02:00 <brettingham> im not sure anyone would admit to being married to an abo though unless it was true
12:02:00 <ishmael> a basejumpin cop
12:03:00 <Tigger_> <authentic_cop> there are federal laws against slingshots
12:03:00 <Marttin> intense
12:03:00 <ishmael> lol
12:06:00 <LeroyBrown> Burrito Thoth and ATS63
12:07:00 <ishmael> dats it
12:07:00 <ishmael> in reverse order
12:07:00 <LeroyBrown> yesx
12:08:00 <brettingham> ishmael is on a dexi high
12:08:00 <ishmael> i'm on a dexi "high" every day
12:09:00 <brettingham> on a dexi 'fry' you mean
12:09:00 <ishmael> lol
12:09:00 <brettingham> who is wei fucking?
12:10:00 <ishmael> look, you need to ask him that yourself
12:11:00 <brettingham> i cant get to him though, you keep cock blocking me
12:11:00 <ishmael> you want his #?
12:11:00 <brettingham> no i want you to ask him who hes fucking
12:12:00 <ishmael> Wei: 0406635659
12:12:00 <brettingham> bullshit
12:12:00 <ishmael> call it....
12:12:00 <Tigger_> ring him up saying you're from Centrelink, and that he will be paid a bonus if he has over 100 different partners a month
12:13:00 <ishmael> ahahaha
12:13:00 <brettingham> i will ring up and tell him i am from centrelink and cancelling his HIV bonus payments
12:13:00 <ishmael> tell him they're doing an audit on who should get the PBS
12:13:00 <ishmael> and it looks like he has been irresponsible
12:13:00 <ishmael> contracting Hep C twice
12:14:00 <brettingham> contracting hep c twice and contracting hep b from his partner damio
12:14:00 <ishmael> I've been vaccinated against hep b
12:14:00 <brettingham> hep a then
12:14:00 <brettingham> i dunno ishmael, i have lost tract of your bugs
12:14:00 <ishmael> hep a clears on its own
12:15:00 <ishmael> lol
12:15:00 <brettingham> track
12:15:00 <LeroyBrown> j00 GoT HeP Z
12:15:00 <brettingham> how often do you need a hep b vaccination?
12:15:00 <ishmael> idk
12:16:00 <ishmael> my antibodies are still high enough though
12:16:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ gardening and home maintenance would be good, because I would learn new things
12:16:00 <Tigger_> just tell him that Centrelink needs a urine sample in order to continue his payments, and he can drop it off at the local branch
12:16:00 <ishmael> baha
12:17:00 <Tigger_> he already has the milk bottles
12:18:00 <Tigger_> Warren1984, over the weekend I ripped up lots of choko vines, they grow insanely fast
12:20:00 <Tigger_> I was amazed that Woolworths charges $5 for a choko, I could have hundreds of them if I wanted
12:21:00 <brettingham> what is a choko?
12:21:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ get paint and paint them
12:21:00 <brettingham> the vegetable?
12:21:00 <Warren1984> chop the branches and then paint the cut part
12:21:00 <Tigger_> I think they only call them chokos in QLD, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chayote
12:22:00 <Warren1984> they look like penis heads
12:23:00 <brettingham> In Australia, where it is called choko, a persistent urban legend is that McDonald's apple pies were made of chokos, not apples.[10] This eventually led McDonald's to emphasise the fact that real apples are used in their pies.
12:23:00 <Tigger_> yeah I've heard that one
12:23:00 <Tigger_> slightly more plausible than the pig fat icecream one
12:24:00 <brettingham> mcdonalds have cleaned up their act a bit though, their burgers used to be so greasy
12:24:00 <brettingham> hungry jacks still are
12:24:00 <Tigger_> I wouldn't know
12:24:00 <ishmael> warren
12:24:00 <brettingham> although i havent had hungry jacks for maybe 3 years
12:24:00 <ishmael> is that what your penis head looks like?
12:24:00 <ishmael> lol
12:24:00 <Warren1984> hungry jacks is flame grilled
12:24:00 <Warren1984> how is that possible
12:25:00 <ishmael> i think it often goes wron
12:25:00 <brettingham> flame grilled meat with 50% fat = greasy
12:25:00 <ishmael> when i lived across the road form hj's there was often smoke coming from the extrctor fans
12:25:00 <ishmael> lol
12:25:00 <Warren1984> yep my dick looks similar to that
12:25:00 <Warren1984> they could be balls
12:25:00 <brettingham> Warren1984 when is the last time you had an erection?
12:25:00 <Warren1984> testicals
12:25:00 <Warren1984> yesterday I think
12:26:00 <ishmael> no morning glory?
12:26:00 <brettingham> a non-viagra erection i mean
12:28:00 <ishmael> http://www.culvers.com/
12:28:00 <Warren1984> yeah yesterday
12:28:00 <ishmael> the burgers there have fat dripping from them
12:28:00 <Warren1984> yeah which goes under the grill
12:28:00 <Tigger_> yuck
12:29:00 <Warren1984> mcdonalds don't allow for that
12:29:00 <Warren1984> because its pan cooked
12:29:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ are you methodical?
12:29:00 <Tigger_> partly
12:29:00 <ishmael> I see them take the burgers from plastic trays at maccas
12:30:00 <ishmael> lunch time bbl
12:30:00 <Tigger_> bye ishmael
12:30:00 <Warren1984> cya later ishmael
12:31:00 <brettingham> even the burgers in the website photos look greas at culvers
12:31:00 <brettingham> so you can only imagine the real thing
12:32:00 <Tigger_> at least they have Dr Pepper
12:32:00 <lock> Warren1984 come move in with me and vaness
12:34:00 <Warren1984> I live too far away
12:34:00 <Warren1984> are you going to teleport my stuff
13:02:00 <ishmael> they have dr pepper
13:02:00 <ishmael> and they have iced tea too
13:03:00 <ishmael> from the postmix machine
13:10:00 <ishmael> ps the bluetooth audio dongle thing broke
13:10:00 <ishmael> the 2.5mm jack snapped off
13:10:00 <ishmael> have to be more gentle next time
13:26:00 <brettingham> damio when we going to visit your dad?
13:26:00 <brettingham> will we fly la to milwalkee?
13:27:00 <brettingham> we cam get a discount if we fly as a couple
13:30:00 <brettingham> this says sydney-san fran, san fran-chicago, chicago-madison
13:30:00 <brettingham> this is perfect
13:30:00 <brettingham> we can stop of in san fran and pick up some bugs
13:30:00 <brettingham> off
13:33:00 <brettingham> oh qantas is flying direct to dallas now
13:33:00 <brettingham> then straight to madison
13:33:00 <brettingham> only 19 hours
13:33:00 <brettingham> 17 hours flying time
13:33:00 <brettingham> you wanna do that honey?
13:34:00 <brettingham> i think there would be higher quality bugs in san fran though than dallas
13:36:00 <brettingham> i wanna make sure i pick up your dad a nice bug in san fran
13:36:00 <brettingham> show my appreciation for letting me stay at his house and all
13:43:00 <ishmael> LA chicago indianap madison
13:44:00 <ishmael> sometimes chicago -madison
13:45:00 <brettingham> minneapolis not indi
13:45:00 <ishmael> soz
13:46:00 <ishmael> im going to indian next time tho
13:46:00 <ishmael> with a frand
13:46:00 <ishmael> and it's not u
13:46:00 <brettingham> why would you go there?
13:46:00 <brettingham> we are going for christmas
13:46:00 <ishmael> narr
13:46:00 <brettingham> and im gunna fuck ur dad and bro
13:46:00 <brettingham> remember?
13:46:00 <ishmael> narp
13:47:00 <ishmael> in ur dreams
13:47:00 <brettingham> ok i will go with lish then, and fuck her husband
13:47:00 <brettingham> we can meet up
13:47:00 <brettingham> PD meet in indi
13:49:00 <ishmael> I like that
13:51:00 <brettingham> we can send lish to a niggerba game when we are having our pd orgy
13:54:00 <brettingham> i will pay for wei to come
13:54:00 <brettingham> ask him if he wants to join the mile high club
14:06:00 <ishmael> no, it's not worth talking to him
14:06:00 <ishmael> he'll think im his bf again
14:08:00 <brettingham> good idea
14:08:00 <brettingham> much better for him to just think of you as a fuck buddy
14:27:00 <ishmael> https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/168868
14:28:00 <ishmael> tigger- can you buy it for me plzz
14:28:00 <ishmael> n i'll reimburse you the thursday after the one coming
14:28:00 <ishmael> tigger_
14:30:00 <brettingham> what do you need that for?
14:31:00 <ishmael> are you kidding?
14:32:00 <brettingham> porn?
14:33:00 <brettingham> you dont download movies or tv programs so why darms?
14:33:00 <brettingham> loololololol @ williamhung
14:34:00 <williamhung> Damio im getting sennheiser hd 280 pros
14:34:00 <williamhung> Lolllll bretty
14:35:00 <ishmael> https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/168773
14:36:00 <ishmael> phwoar
14:37:00 <ishmael> http://coolspotters.com/files/photos/110493/conan-obrien-and-sennheiser-hd-280-professional-headphones-gallery.png
14:38:00 <ishmael> good value monitor cans
15:13:00 <Warren1984> hi all
15:15:00 <Warren1984> looking forward to TAFE tomorrow
15:17:00 <ishmael> looking forward to dropping out?
15:18:00 <Warren1984> yep
15:19:00 <ishmael> you should pre warn your teachers
15:19:00 <ishmael> so they know not to invest in you
15:19:00 <ishmael> some of my teachers would give me books
15:19:00 <ishmael> lol
15:20:00 <Warren1984> this will be my thought order sequence type 4 -> type 1 -> type 6 -> type 7
15:20:00 <ishmael> for what?
15:20:00 <Warren1984> doing the course
15:20:00 <Warren1984> type 4 = the estimated passage of time
15:21:00 <ishmael> what are the rest?
15:21:00 <Warren1984> type 1 = being structured/organized, orderly and hard working
15:21:00 <Warren1984> oh also routine
15:21:00 <ishmael> I think you should come up with some more novel ideas
15:22:00 <ishmael> tigger told me you came up with something once
15:22:00 <ishmael> that someone else actually turned into reality
15:22:00 <ishmael> and made money from it
15:22:00 <ishmael> I can't remember what it was
15:22:00 <ishmael> Tigger_, what was it?
15:22:00 <Warren1984> type 6 for external structure, goal refining, security
15:23:00 <Warren1984> and type 7 = creating a picture in my mind and then following it through to completion
15:23:00 <ishmael> are you able to picture things in your mind?
15:24:00 <Warren1984> with something yeah
15:24:00 <Warren1984> but like picturing a map in my head is hard
15:24:00 <Warren1984> something concrete
15:25:00 <ishmael> https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/168493
15:25:00 <ishmael> Tigger_ https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/168464
15:26:00 <ishmael> https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/168422
15:26:00 <ishmael> was cheaper
15:32:00 <ishmael> hey bee_gal
15:32:00 <bee_girl> Hey ishmael
15:33:00 <bee_girl> How's u?
15:33:00 <ishmael> yeah, not bad
15:33:00 <ishmael> contemplating going into the sun
15:33:00 <bee_girl> Eek
15:33:00 <ishmael> I'm rly brown noqw
15:33:00 <ishmael> now
15:33:00 <bee_girl> Why would u contemplate such a thing
15:33:00 <ishmael> feels good
15:33:00 <ishmael> lol
15:33:00 <bee_girl> U won't fit the irc stereotype for long if u do
15:36:00 <ishmael> lol
15:36:00 <ishmael> I irc while I'm in the sun
15:39:00 <Warren1984> hi bee_girl
15:39:00 <bee_girl> Hi Warren1984
15:41:00 <brettingham> i was going to download the wire after all the reviews, but it seems to be all about nigger drug crimes
15:41:00 <brettingham> nigger lyfestyle
15:46:00 <brettingham> i could see this deteriorating into some nigger appreciation show before long
15:54:00 <ishmael> how are you bee_gal
15:54:00 <ishmael> what's happening on the move front?
15:54:00 <ishmael> I just finished mopping my floor
15:54:00 <ishmael> which i started two days ago
15:54:00 <ishmael> lol
15:55:00 <bee_girl> Not much- a bit of movement on the transfer front
15:55:00 <ishmael> ohyar
15:55:00 <bee_girl> Should find out late this week if they will transfer me
15:55:00 <ishmael> someone stole my sonic t-shirt from the laundry :'(
15:56:00 <bee_girl> If not will have to wait a few more weeks
15:56:00 <bee_girl> Nasty!
15:56:00 <bee_girl> Who does that?
15:56:00 <ishmael> i've had towels stolen before
15:56:00 <ishmael> and tea towels
15:56:00 <ishmael> and when i lived in the commission flats all my nike stuff would get stolen
15:56:00 <bee_girl> Ugh
16:36:00 <Tigger_> I wanted 32gb
16:37:00 <Tigger_> * You have been invited to ## by Taco (aura.vic.au.austnet.org)
16:37:00 <Tigger_> * Cannot join ## (You are banned).
16:37:00 <Tigger_> to be banned from a channel I've never been
16:37:00 <Tigger_> how strummian
16:55:00 <Warren1984> wb all
16:55:00 <Tigger_> hi Warren1984
19:34:00 <Tigger_> TPG said it wasn't "supported", whatever that means
19:35:00 <Ethanol> lol
19:35:00 <brettingham> he will spend 20 hours researching, then go into harvey norman and buy whichever is the most expensive
19:35:00 <ishmael> but he has been using it this whole time?
19:36:00 <Tigger_> top of the line D-Link
19:36:00 <Tigger_> yes
19:36:00 <brettingham> Ethanol hopes his kids grow up to be just like warren
19:36:00 <ishmael> while he's there he'll purchase another 12 months of norton
19:38:00 <Ethanol> in other words, the Filipino support monkeys are unable to guide him through the router config when he is setting up for the first time.
19:39:00 <brettingham> did he change service provider?
19:39:00 <Ethanol> Which makes sense. Every router is different. The admin pages have different layouts. Certain settings may be labeled differently.
19:39:00 <brettingham> yeh they just want 5 different options so they can just read the list on the screen
19:39:00 <brettingham> these are people like skip warren is speaking to
19:40:00 <Ethanol> It's too much to ask a Filipino tech to stray too far from their scripts
19:40:00 <Ethanol> their = his/her/it
19:41:00 <brettingham> i remember warren kept buying those 600$ htc smartphones
19:41:00 <brettingham> he likes to be ahead of the curve
19:42:00 <Tigger_> he doesn't care much about phones now
19:53:00 <Ethanol> After one and a half seasons, I've given up on SyFy's Defiance.
19:53:00 <Tigger_> what's wrong with it?
19:54:00 <Ethanol> It was bad enough when they tried to incorporate a land-rights for natives theme into the story, except that the "natives" in this instance were aliens who invaded Earth
19:55:00 <Ethanol> so we are suppose to feel sorry for aliens, played by American Indians (I kid you not), even though they decimated Earth
19:55:00 <Ethanol> but now they have incorporated a feminist subplot
19:55:00 <brettingham> the question is why would you start watching something like that?
19:56:00 <Tigger_> because one watches any SF, no matter how bad
19:56:00 <brettingham> i guess that explains why you watched bsg
19:56:00 <Ethanol> I should have known better. The theme to the open credits is dubstep, which suggests one thing: the target audience are brony manginas
19:57:00 <brettingham> taco is like a kid in a candy shop playing around with all the channel commands
19:57:00 <Tigger_> LOST is SF too
19:57:00 <brettingham> LOST is more than just SF
19:59:00 <Tigger_> `topic Wayne Goss died today, so we shall remember him for his legacy, to be found at 54 Goss Drive, Collingwood Park: http://i.imgur.com/Dxd6fsv.jpg
19:59:00 <Ethanol> ROFL!!!
20:00:00 <Tigger_> I also like the way the car parked on the lawn also obstructs the front door
20:04:00 <ishmael> similar to avatr
20:05:00 <ishmael> that's a real gollywog right there
20:05:00 <ishmael> my god
20:06:00 <ishmael> what is it doing there anyway?
20:06:00 <ishmael> looks like a bad garden gnomb
20:06:00 <ishmael> gnome
20:06:00 <Tigger_> I bet absolutely nobody who lives on Goss Drive has the slightest clue as to who Wayne Goss was
20:07:00 <ishmael> lol
20:07:00 <Tigger_> porch monkey without a porch
20:07:00 <ishmael> truly is
20:09:00 <Tigger_> oh I should've panned to the right a little more, would've shown the graffiti then
20:10:00 <ishmael> there is enough filth in the original shot
20:10:00 <ishmael> is there anything significant about the graffiti?
20:11:00 <Tigger_> can't make out what it is, but it's not very well done
20:11:00 <Tigger_> not the more artistic sort
20:30:00 <ishmael> i've fired up the ol' television
20:31:00 <brettingham> what will you watch?
20:31:00 <ishmael> watching rodeo atm
20:31:00 <ishmael> is there anything on
20:31:00 <ishmael> ?
20:32:00 <ishmael> was watching the tnigt show but some crappy singer came on
20:32:00 <Tigger_> I'm watching that Utopia now
20:32:00 <brettingham> i miss queer eye 4 straight guy
20:32:00 <Tigger_> Carson was the closet straight
20:32:00 <ishmael> lol
20:33:00 <ishmael> he milked the gay thang
20:33:00 <ishmael> territory cops
20:33:00 <ishmael> is on ten
20:33:00 <ishmael> ahahaha
20:33:00 <ishmael> there's a man in the nature strip
20:33:00 <ishmael> 'he just smahes me for no reason'
20:33:00 <ishmael> smashed*
20:35:00 <ishmael> 'he called me a loser for no reason"
20:35:00 <ishmael> lolll
20:37:00 <brettingham> sounds like an episode of 'The House of AIDS'
20:38:00 <brettingham> how many people live int eh house of aids? 20?
20:39:00 <ishmael> 30
20:40:00 <brettingham> how many have aids?
20:40:00 <ishmael> 2
20:41:00 <brettingham> i guess that is a reasonable ratio
20:41:00 <brettingham> 2 aids
20:41:00 <brettingham> 28 hiv
20:41:00 <ishmael> lol
20:41:00 <erlich> i dont get the topic?
20:41:00 <erlich> i also havent followed the news for some time
20:42:00 <brettingham> who are you?
20:42:00 <brettingham> gook?
20:44:00 <Tigger_> the former Labor premiere of QLD died today, this street was named after him
20:45:00 <Tigger_> in this scummy area all the streets are named in honour of Labor politicians
20:46:00 <erlich> how long ago?
20:46:00 <erlich> was he really 54
20:46:00 <erlich> long ago as in his term
20:46:00 <erlich> the name sounds familiar
20:46:00 <Lish> Hola
20:47:00 <erlich> no, not that familiar with the face
20:47:00 <bee_girl> evening lish
20:47:00 <Lish> Hey bee_girl
20:47:00 <Lish> What's up
20:47:00 <bee_girl> not much lish
20:47:00 <bee_girl> u?
20:47:00 <brettingham> 5-2 4,1 MIAMI HEAT  5-2
20:48:00 <Tigger_> he was ousted in 1996 when the then National Party lead by Rob Borbidge took over, but this pleasant state of affairs was brief before Peter Beattie and then Anna Bligh went on a ruinous reign of QLD
20:48:00 <Tigger_> hi Lish
20:48:00 <brettingham> <Lish> bretty knows everything about basketball
20:49:00 <Lish> Hey Tigger_
20:49:00 <Lish> Bretty you know so much about something you supposedly hate
20:49:00 <Lish> Props bro
20:49:00 <Lish> Not a lot bee_girl
20:49:00 <Lish> Just watching ellen
20:50:00 <Tigger_> because Honey Boo Boo has been cancelled
20:51:00 <brettingham> who cavs got next?
20:51:00 <Lish> I always watch ellen Tigger_
20:52:00 <Lish> I am sad about honey boo boo but I haven't seen all of the seasons yet so I've got some time still
20:52:00 <Lish> New Orleans
20:52:00 <Lish> Tomorrow
20:52:00 <brettingham> go pelicans
20:52:00 <Lish> Lakers won haha
20:52:00 <Lish> Warriors lost I think
20:53:00 <WASP^WHORES^MUST^DIE> lol
20:53:00 <Lish> Cool skips
20:53:00 <brettingham> only place that cares about niggerba is los angeles coz they dont have an NFL team
20:53:00 <Lish> Betting on miami to win championship like bretty?
20:53:00 <WASP^WHORES^MUST^DIE> i see that brettingham has lost the '1' on the end of nick
20:53:00 <WASP^WHORES^MUST^DIE> typical wasp whore tactic
20:53:00 <brettingham> skips all in on cavs/bulls championship game
20:53:00 <Lish> lol
20:53:00 <Lish> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
20:53:00 <Lish> Poor skips
20:54:00 <brettingham> he got his 20 seconds of internet before his dad came in and bashed him
20:54:00 <Lish> lol
20:56:00 <Tigger_> lol
20:56:00 <Lish> My feet are cold
20:56:00 <bee_girl> lol wasp whores
20:58:00 <brettingham2> i prefer 1 more
20:58:00 <brettingham1> 4,8 1. BOSH
20:58:00 <brettingham1> 4,1 1. BOSH
20:59:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
21:00:00 <Lish> Love it
21:00:00 <brettingham1bosh> jordan/pippen, shaq/kobe, bosh/wade
21:01:00 <Lish> lol
21:02:00 <Lish> Lebron doesn't need a sidekick
21:02:00 <Lish> He's awesome on his own
21:02:00 <Lish> Well when grouped with two other all stars hahaha
21:02:00 <brettingham1bosh> with ball hogs you mean
21:05:00 <brettingham1bosh> we smashed the mavs
21:05:00 <brettingham1bosh> they're a solid outfit
21:07:00 <Lish> Yeah mavs are
21:07:00 <Lish> I wanted to watch that game
21:07:00 <Lish> I might later
21:13:00 <Lish> Tigger_: What did u do today
21:14:00 <Tigger_> more spring cleaning
21:14:00 <ishmael> me toooo
21:14:00 <ishmael> toom is almost finished
21:14:00 <ishmael> room
21:14:00 <ishmael> will be done tomorrow
21:14:00 <Lish> What did cleaning things did u do
21:14:00 <Tigger_> and just before I put the bins out, very full
21:15:00 <Tigger_> one thing I was sad to do was clean all the cobwebs
21:15:00 <ishmael> I like mine
21:15:00 <ishmael> the cornices would be boring without them
21:15:00 <Lish> Nice one
21:16:00 <Tigger_> I don't know what the spiders actually eat, I never see any flies in their webs
21:16:00 <Lish> I think they eat dust
21:16:00 <ishmael> that's good
21:16:00 <ishmael> eating bugs n dust
21:18:00 <erlich> <Lish> eat dust. <Spider> OK
21:18:00 <Tigger_> I had no idea that spiders ate dust, is this true?
21:18:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
21:18:00 <Lish> No
21:18:00 <Lish> I don't know
21:18:00 <erlich> dust has organic origin i think. or a bit of it
21:18:00 <erlich> so there's some nourishment
21:20:00 <Lish> I had training today
21:20:00 <Lish> It made me tired
21:20:00 <Tigger_> what did they train you in?
21:20:00 <Lish> Product owner
21:20:00 <Lish> Agile / scrum training
21:22:00 <Tigger_> I thought you already did all that
21:23:00 <Lish> Last time I went to a conference
21:23:00 <Lish> And I've done scrum master training
21:23:00 <Lish> They are different
21:24:00 <Lish> Got the second day tomorrow
21:28:00 <Tigger_> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828276/Gay-couple-fathers-three-babies-just-seven-months-meeting-three-different-surrogate-mothers-online.html
21:29:00 <ishmael> https://i.imgur.com/TScUlqV.jpg
21:30:00 <Tigger_> yeah that's plivent
21:30:00 <Tigger_> but he's older than 24
21:30:00 <ishmael> <3
21:31:00 <Tigger_> heh
21:31:00 <ishmael> does he have homoface?
21:31:00 <ishmael> I detect slight homoface
21:31:00 <Tigger_> yep
21:32:00 <Tigger_> what does he claim he's looking for?
21:33:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> that site is old. it must be from the archives, as they banned him after he threated to kill girls on there
21:33:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> maybe someone to go hunting with
21:34:00 <Tigger_> he's lying about both his age and his sexual preference
21:44:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> lol you have the damio account just for your #pd buddies
21:44:00 <Ethanol> hello Warren1984
21:44:00 <bee_girl> evening Warren1984
21:44:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> the big man on campus is here
21:44:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> ey Warren1984
21:45:00 <Ethanol> how was your trip to Harvey Norman?
21:45:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ I am having trouble with setting up my modem
21:45:00 <Warren1984> hey bee_girl
21:45:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> all the perth people clock in at 6:45PM WST
21:46:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> IvanTheBastard, doctor and Warren1984 all came in within a 1 min window
21:47:00 <Ethanol> Where is brettingham? I am in need of his snarky wisdom
21:48:00 <Warren1984> good Ethanol
21:48:00 <doctor> our routines help keep us grounded
21:49:00 <Warren1984> got a netgear N300 for $97
21:49:00 <Ethanol> Does TPG 'support' that model?
21:50:00 <ishmael> you didn't get an 802.11ac one
21:50:00 <ishmael> I'm surprised
21:50:00 <IvanTheBastard> we were all probably on the same bus
21:50:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> Warren1984, did your modem blow up from the storm?
21:51:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> i had never heard of such thunder as this morning
21:51:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> so loud
21:51:00 <ishmael> i love the loud thunders
21:51:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> thunder is OK. lightning is nice to look at. but no, i dont want damaged electronics
21:51:00 <Warren1984> I don't know AnywayMyNameIsJerome
21:52:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> wouldnt it be logical to think that if your modem/router stops working after a violent electrical storm then that is the cause?
21:53:00 <ishmael> we don't really get the damaged elecs in the city
21:53:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> it happens all the time in hte metro areas
21:53:00 <ishmael> the power has never even gone out the entire time i;ve lived in the city
21:53:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> in fact today we had to fix someone's modem because of it
21:53:00 <ishmael> in the burbs and in the country it would sometimes go out
21:54:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> it wouldnt have surprised me if the lightning has struck us within 1km this morn
21:54:00 <ishmael> hrmmm
21:55:00 <ishmael> you've never seen a close strike?
21:55:00 <ishmael> 1km is quite far...
21:55:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> but i couldnt be bothered opening my eyes to calculate the timing between the thunder and light
21:55:00 <ishmael> ahhhh
21:55:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> ive seen close strikes before
21:55:00 <ishmael> i've experienced near instantaneous many times
21:55:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> i just meant that i was in bed and wasnt outside
21:55:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> this was 3-6am
21:56:00 <AnywayMyNameIsJerome> when the lightning peaked
21:56:00 <ishmael> ohyup
22:22:00 <ishmael> https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/A50DFC9C6A1006596098984497152_18c918b56f7.3.2_5pZJ1sERjZ0rLFKEN9dXryJKe8bYec1zsGv9GedJD5vlzC5bWLJecxdOmRWZ4Eqf.mp4?versionId=uzvBSuj_9uGuypMcB.wJpzT_hvt5OFwf
22:34:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> faggot you got your '1' back
22:35:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> hows things?
22:35:00 <TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO> BRETTINGHAM_SMELL: THE SMELL OF THE MONTH
22:36:00 <SoupNazi> TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO is a faggot that bet Kansas City Royals
22:36:00 <TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO> THAT STINK UNDER THE TOILET BOWL? ITS BRETTINGHAM_SMELL
22:37:00 <TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO> GET IT?
22:37:00 <SoupNazi> admit you bet the Royals loser
22:37:00 <SoupNazi> TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO is a problem gambler
22:37:00 <TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO> ADMIT YOU EAT MY SHIT
22:37:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_
22:37:00 <Warren1984> we got it working
22:37:00 <Warren1984> yay
22:37:00 <SoupNazi> TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO also bet New Zealand becuase they'd 'adapt' to the UAE pitch
22:37:00 <Warren1984> is the Netgear N3000 better than the Netgear n150
22:38:00 <TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO> Look at Ethanol that weak coward dog
22:38:00 <TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO> cowering like a faggot
22:38:00 <SoupNazi> TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO bet on New Zealand
22:38:00 <SoupNazi> in the first test
22:39:00 <Paul> hahahaha SoupNazi is a fucking loser
22:39:00 <Warren1984> how do I test how fast my internet is?
22:40:00 <SoupNazi> plivent faggot ganging up with the gmabling addict TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO
22:40:00 <SoupNazi> ?
22:41:00 <SoupNazi> he owned you that night at Ashfield motor Inn didnt he
22:41:00 <Paul> ive never met mentalson in my life
22:41:00 <Warren1984> Tigger_ what is the best place to test your broadband speed?
22:41:00 <Paul> he was too scared to open the door
22:41:00 <Warren1984> Oz Broadband Speed Test
22:41:00 <Warren1984> Run a Speed Test
22:41:00 <SoupNazi> first u say u went there
22:41:00 <Warren1984> Your Line Speed
22:41:00 <Warren1984> 505
22:41:00 <Warren1984> kbps (0.50 Mbps)
22:41:00 <SoupNazi> now youre on his side
22:41:00 <Warren1984> Your Download Speed
22:41:00 <Warren1984> 63
22:41:00 <Warren1984> KB/s (0.06 MB/s)
22:42:00 <Warren1984> that is extremely slow
22:42:00 <SoupNazi> TO^WASP^WHORES^AUS^SAYS^NO is a faggot gambling addict
22:42:00 <ishmael> loll
22:42:00 <ishmael> pathetic
22:42:00 <ishmael> warren1984
22:42:00 <ishmael> disconnect all ur phones
22:42:00 <ishmael> and plug the modem in without the filter
22:42:00 <ishmael> and resync the modem
22:42:00 <ishmael> see if it makes a difference
22:43:00 <Paul> it will fix it Warren1984
22:43:00 <Paul> but you must learn your net is dialup speed
22:43:00 <ishmael> also enable telnet
22:43:00 <SoupNazi> Paul didnt you get bashed at a festival
22:43:00 <xm_> you know if you protect your phone line from power surges it acts like a filter, which it is pretty much, and will restrict your bandwidth even further
22:44:00 <Paul> liar xm
22:44:00 <Paul> talk so much shit
22:44:00 <xm_> hello moosh_taco
22:44:00 <Ethanol> Warren1984: you didn't buy this modem in some vain attempt to improve transfer speeds by 5KB/s, I hope
22:44:00 <ishmael> i plug the modem straight into the jack
22:44:00 <Paul> Warren1984 it will work
22:44:00 <xm_> Anyway my name is Jerome <---- LOL!
22:44:00 <ishmael> get 20mbps
22:44:00 <Paul> listen to ishmael
22:44:00 <xm_> i think Warren1984's modem got toasted by the storm
22:44:00 <xm_> warren i have a spare modem you could have asked me
22:44:00 <ishmael> me too
22:44:00 <ishmael> lol
22:45:00 <xm_> oh yeah you got that bargain
22:45:00 <xm_> and you'd have the other one
22:45:00 <ishmael> yarp
22:45:00 <ishmael> got the wireless ac
22:45:00 <ishmael> 3x3
22:45:00 <Warren1984> I only have adsl 1
22:46:00 <ishmael> it's 2014
22:46:00 <ishmael> that's not right
22:46:00 <Warren1984> adsl2+ doesn't work
22:46:00 <Paul> thats not right Warren1984
22:46:00 <Warren1984> I should have the NBN
22:46:00 <ishmael> give me ur modem stats
22:46:00 <Warren1984> but the NBN is too expensive
22:46:00 <xm_> does anyone know where plivent is? i need to come up for a good excuse for not turning up to work tomorrow
22:46:00 <xm_> he's good at coming up with lies for centrelink
22:46:00 <xm_> so i just need his advice
22:46:00 <ishmael> paul
22:46:00 <Ethanol> Warren1984: pick up your phone and press any number silence the dial-tone. Do you hear any noise in the form of crackles or pops? If yes, phone Telstra and ask them to repair the line
22:47:00 <ishmael> ^^^^
22:47:00 <Ethanol> any number to* silence
22:47:00 <ishmael> xm just say dentist
22:48:00 <Ethanol> dentist is a popular excuse at my work
22:48:00 <Warren1984> where will I hear the crackles or pops
22:48:00 <ishmael> lolol
22:48:00 <ishmael> in ur brain
22:48:00 <Ethanol> only seconded by "carers leave"
22:48:00 <Warren1984> and they will make me pay to repair the line
22:48:00 <ishmael> no
22:49:00 <ishmael> if there's an actual fault
22:49:00 <ishmael> they don't
22:49:00 <ishmael> if there is no fault you have to pay
22:49:00 <Paul> you have to pay Warren1984 so make sure
22:49:00 <Ethanol> they normally run some tests before sending a tech out
22:50:00 <Ethanol> remote tests
22:50:00 <ishmael> http://192.168.0.1/RST_statistics.htm
22:50:00 <ishmael> warren go into that
22:50:00 <ishmael> and tell me your line attenuation and noise margin
22:50:00 <Ethanol> yes
22:51:00 <Ethanol> does that page report the sync rate?
22:51:00 <ishmael> yep
22:52:00 <Paul> Warren1984 make sure u do that
22:53:00 <ishmael> you can also enable telnet on the modem to change the snr margin
22:53:00 <Paul> yes make sure you also do that Warren1984
22:54:00 <ishmael> Connection Speed 20589 kbps
22:55:00 <ishmael> Line Attenuation 19.5 db
22:55:00 <ishmael> stupidly high atm
22:56:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> hi Ethanol mate
22:56:00 <Paul> hi mentalson
22:56:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> im asking u to challenge me
22:57:00 <Paul> challenge my anus
22:57:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> some real life #PD papparazzi shit
22:57:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> u got me zlined from 2 comps already
22:57:00 <Paul> ;p;
22:57:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> im still here u fucking queer
22:57:00 <Paul> suck it loser
22:59:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> Ethanol is in his early 60's I think
22:59:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> he will find something good
22:59:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> like xm
23:00:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> 'oh HD's are hard to come by'
23:00:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> u think so son?
23:01:00 <ishmael> pics of hd or didn't happen
23:01:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> hd is easy
23:01:00 <ishmael> idc how easy
23:01:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> its my contract
23:01:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> u wanna see
23:01:00 <ishmael> taking pics is easy
23:02:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> I was in colingwood on sat night
23:02:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> ishnael
23:02:00 <ishmael> yer ik
23:02:00 <ishmael> at club80
23:02:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> club80
23:02:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> u didnt come
23:02:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> loser
23:02:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> fag
23:02:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> mate
23:02:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> I was disappointed
23:03:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> ur ugly head didnt show up
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Hello Warren ,
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Further to our telephone conversation earlier today, please find below details of the induction that you would like to attend.
23:03:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> oi
23:03:00 <Warren1984> When: Tuesday, 15th December 2014
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Time: 10.00am to 11.30am
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Place: People Who Care
23:03:00 <Warren1984> 48 James Street
23:03:00 <Warren1984> GUILDFORD WA 6055
23:03:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> damio
23:03:00 <ishmael> should've contacted me before
23:03:00 <ishmael> add me on skype
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Below is a list of the services that People Who Care provides within the community:
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Home Maintenance – providing basic gardening and exterior home maintenance to enable clients to stay safe when utilising their outdoor areas.
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Transport – supporting clients to attend appointments enjoy social outings and join in our Leisure Centre’s activities.
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Social Support – assisting clients to attend group outings and make new friends.
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Community Visitors – make an elderly person’s day by visiting them in their nursing home on a regular basis.
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Leisure Centre – support clients to enjoy the various in-centre activities planned to promote active ageing and wellness. (Guildford Office/Mandurah)
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Office Administration – it takes many hands behind the scenes to support the provision of services.
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Op Shops – sales, merchandising, sorting of generously donated goods and providing People Who Care with a window to our local community.
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Newspaper Recycling Southwest – support the environment and clients by sorting and wrapping newspapers for collection and recycling.(Mandurah)
23:03:00 <Warren1984> Fundraising and Promotion – a great way to spread the word, encourage involvement with People Who Care and ask the question “Why not become a volunteer?”
23:03:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> um
23:04:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> considering I work for ...
23:04:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> your mom
23:04:00 <ishmael> #pd do not care
23:04:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> wat?
23:04:00 <ishmael> 2 warren
23:04:00 <Warren1984> If you would like to complete an application on the day, you will need to provide the following:
23:04:00 <Warren1984> 1) two forms of identification (preferably one is photo i.d. eg driver’s licence, & medicare card).
23:04:00 <Warren1984> 2)provide the name and telephone number of two people who will be contacted to provide a quick telephone reference check.
23:04:00 <Warren1984> 3)provide BSB and account details for direct payment of any on the job expenses
23:04:00 <ishmael> my 'mom' wot r u?
23:05:00 <Warren1984> pd care ishmael
23:05:00 <ishmael> i will kick u for spamming in a mini
23:05:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> ishnael I can get u a job if u tell me wat I wanna hear
23:05:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> publically
23:05:00 <ishmael> and what is it you want to hear?
23:05:00 <Warren1984> then Tigger_ will kick you
23:05:00 <ishmael> also
23:05:00 <ishmael> i don;t want a job
23:05:00 <ishmael> but i may tell you what you want to hear anyway
23:05:00 <ishmael> lol
23:06:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> that ur u know.. a loser
23:06:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> lol
23:06:00 <ishmael> where would you like me to do this?
23:06:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> here
23:06:00 <ishmael> I am a loser
23:06:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> bur I feel nauseous
23:07:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> ok
23:07:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> contact me for a job
23:07:00 <ishmael> add me on skype
23:07:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> nah
23:07:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> im above that
23:07:00 <ishmael> lol
23:07:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> ring me
23:07:00 <ishmael> shit
23:07:00 <ishmael> I got a sim card the other day
23:08:00 <ishmael> haven't activated it yet
23:08:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> get a degree please
23:08:00 <ishmael> in what?
23:08:00 <Paul> fuck off mentalson
23:08:00 <Paul> failed loser
23:08:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> well
23:09:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> ethanol is watching
23:09:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> vigilantly
23:09:00 <ishmael> david, where are you right now?
23:09:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> st kilda synagogue
23:09:00 <ishmael> lol
23:09:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> u
23:09:00 <ishmael> go to temple beth
23:09:00 <ishmael> it's not far
23:10:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> u know even jews believe jesus walked on water?
23:10:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> its in the kabala
23:10:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> lol
23:10:00 <ishmael> mmhmmm
23:10:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> when I went to israel ishmael
23:11:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> I saw it for myself
23:11:00 <ishmael> what did you see?
23:11:00 <ishmael> hesus?
23:11:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> the 12 long stones
23:11:00 <AUS^SAYS^NO^TO^WASP^WHORES> in the jordanian river
23:11:00 <ishmael> I put those there
23:14:00 <Warren1984> so the modem is not the problem or the filter
23:14:00 <Warren1984> its got to be the telstra line
23:14:00 <ishmael> well did you check the attenuation
23:14:00 <ishmael> and do the line noise test?
23:14:00 <ishmael> and isolate the problem by disconnecting all of the phones
23:15:00 <ishmael> also do you have an alarm in your house?
23:17:00 <Paul> lol
23:18:00 <witness> this is shit
23:18:00 <ishmael> says you
23:18:00 <ishmael> who speaks the most shit
23:19:00 <ishmael> bit rich
23:19:00 <Paul> bit rich for your asshole
23:22:00 <witness> are you rich ?
23:22:00 <witness> well i guess if you had money you wouldn't be sitting on IRC
23:22:00 <witness> and taking pot shots at people
23:22:00 <ishmael> hey, you deserve it
23:22:00 <witness> here we go
23:23:00 <mrwuf> kindness, gentleness, patience
23:23:00 <ishmael> mrwuf, do you know shane?
23:23:00 <ishmael> and also hey
23:24:00 <ishmael> didn't see you come in
23:24:00 <mrwuf> hey ishmael
23:24:00 <ishmael> velcome
23:24:00 <mrwuf> thank you
23:24:00 <mrwuf> what politics are we debating this evening
23:24:00 <ishmael> well david seems to try and portray that he is top shit
23:25:00 <ishmael> but he's gone now
23:26:00 <ishmael> idk
23:26:00 <mrwuf> have you seen Russell Brands latest interviews, regarding his new book https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YR4CseY9pk
23:26:00 <progressive> 1,0 You0,5tube  Paxman vs Brand - full interview - BBC News
23:26:00 <ishmael> what politics would you like to debate?
23:26:00 <ishmael> narp
23:26:00 <ishmael> is it good
23:26:00 <ishmael> paxman? would that happen to be ross paxman?
23:26:00 <ishmael> will watch it after i'm done with this porn
23:28:00 <witness> probly gay porn
23:28:00 <ishmael> yep
23:28:00 <ishmael> makes sense since I am a homo
23:29:00 <witness> i know you keep telling us
23:29:00 <mrwuf> I haven't read it, his interviews are entertaining tho
23:29:00 <ishmael> they are
23:30:00 <ishmael> i always thought he was just an annoying dick
23:30:00 <ishmael> until i actually listened to what he had to syay
23:30:00 <ishmael> say*
23:32:00 <mrwuf> he uses titanic body language with people that gives him such an advantage
23:32:00 <witness> ishmael, do you finger ur ass faggot ?
23:32:00 <ishmael> why do you want to know that?
23:32:00 <witness> well you must ?
23:32:00 <mrwuf> you might notice he touches a lot, and how he formulates eye contact
23:32:00 <ishmael> why must I?
23:32:00 <ishmael> I don't actually...
23:32:00 <witness> how to gay people have sex ?
23:32:00 <witness> so youre a virgin like Warren1984
23:32:00 <witness> ?
23:32:00 <mrwuf> enchanting, despite all the obstacles thrown in his path
23:32:00 <ishmael> I'm not a virgin...
23:33:00 <ishmael> yeah, he's a very engaged individual
23:33:00 <witness> ur full of shit
23:33:00 <ishmael> and engaging
23:33:00 <ishmael> no, you are
23:33:00 <mrwuf> I'll let you guys get back to whatever it is your doing
23:37:00 <Warren1984> [19:46] <%Ethanol> Warren1984: pick up your phone and press any number silence the dial-tone. Do you hear any noise in the form of crackles or pops? If yes, phone Telstra and ask them to repair the line <- so I 1st pick up the phone 2nd press a number 3rd silence the dial-tone, how do I silence the dail-tone?
23:37:00 <ishmael> omg
23:37:00 <ishmael> lol
23:37:00 <ishmael> you silence it by pressing a number
23:37:00 <Paul> lol
23:37:00 <Paul> so many idiots alive
23:38:00 <ishmael> it's really frustrating and hurts inside tbh
23:39:00 <Warren1984> I tried what ishmael suggested
23:39:00 <Warren1984> to see if it works
23:39:00 <Warren1984> put the adsl line straight into the phone socket
23:39:00 <Ethanol> actually I don't think I should bother. We all know what Warren will do.
23:39:00 <ishmael> yup
23:39:00 <ishmael> did it make any difference?
23:39:00 <Ethanol> He will give up, blame it on the modem and return to Harvey Norman to buy a $300 model
23:39:00 <ishmael> also warren, you need to make sure there are no other deivces plugged into the phone line
23:40:00 <ishmael> that means in any room
23:40:00 <xm_> money...the solution to all problems
23:40:00 <witness> your fone is tapped
23:40:00 <ishmael> omg
23:40:00 <ishmael> ffs
23:40:00 <witness> they will get you soon or later Warren1984
23:41:00 <ishmael> warren is a big time crim
23:41:00 <LeroyBrown> looollllllllllll @ Warren1984
23:42:00 <LeroyBrown> youuve been on the net for how long now?
23:42:00 <LeroyBrown> and you STILL dont know the bacis of a router/modem and how top connect it or test for shit
23:42:00 <Warren1984> no I won't Ethanol
23:42:00 <witness> Warren1984, how long do you think you will last in prison ?
23:42:00 <Warren1984> I dailed a number and the line was fine
23:43:00 <ishmael> that's good
23:43:00 <ishmael> so you heard no noise at all after pressing a number
23:43:00 <ishmael> did you have the phone to your ear?
23:43:00 <LeroyBrown> LOL
23:43:00 <LeroyBrown> "nah i had it on speaker"
23:47:00 <Warren> I think its just tpg
23:47:00 <ishmael> depends
23:47:00 <ishmael> what is your line attenuation?
23:47:00 <Warren> to be objective we must try other service providers
23:47:00 <Warren> how do I find that out ishmael?
23:47:00 <ishmael> to be objective you should give me the line stats
23:48:00 <Warren> make me a SOP on how to do it
23:48:00 <ishmael> http://192.168.0.1/RST_statistics.htm
23:48:00 <ishmael> click that
23:48:00 <ishmael> enter ur username and password
23:48:00 <ishmael> usually for netger it's admin password
23:48:00 <LeroyBrown> its your router
23:48:00 <ishmael> username: admin
23:48:00 <ishmael> password: password
23:50:00 <IvanTheBastard> my connection is fucked
23:50:00 <IvanTheBastard> line noise
23:50:00 <IvanTheBastard> and distance from the exchange
23:50:00 <LeroyBrown> ADSL Link Downstream Upstream
23:50:00 <LeroyBrown> Link Rate 13880 Kbps 747 Kbps
23:50:00 <LeroyBrown> Line Attenuation 34.5 dB 22.4 dB
23:50:00 <LeroyBrown> Noise Margin 7.4 dB 15.5 dB
23:50:00 <IvanTheBastard> fuk u got an awesome rate
23:51:00 <ishmael> that's not bad warren
23:51:00 <ishmael> considering your attenuation
23:51:00 <Ethanol> that ain't warren
23:51:00 <LeroyBrown> i'm noit warren
23:51:00 <ishmael> ohh
23:51:00 <ishmael> oops
23:51:00 <LeroyBrown> hahah
23:51:00 <ishmael> ADSL Link Downstream Upstream
23:51:00 <ishmael> Connection Speed 20589 kbps 812 kbps
23:51:00 <ishmael> Line Attenuation 19.5 db 9.7 db
23:51:00 <ishmael> Noise Margin 2.3 db 20.7 db
23:51:00 <IvanTheBastard> check out this poverty
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> Downstream Upstream
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> Line Coding (Trellis) On On
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> SNR Margin (0.1 dB) 101 107
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> Attenuation (0.1 dB) 545 365
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> Output Power (0.1 dBm) 180 108
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> Attainable Rate (Kbps) 3508 543
23:52:00 <ishmael> my attenuation is rly high atm
23:52:00 <ishmael> idk why
23:52:00 <ishmael> faaark
23:52:00 <ishmael> I have never seen attenuation that high
23:52:00 <ishmael> and margin so high
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> Downstream - Upstream
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> Line Coding (Trellis) On - On
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> SNR Margin (0.1 dB) 101 - 107
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> Attenuation (0.1 dB) 545 - 365
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> Output Power (0.1 dBm) 180 - 108
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> Attainable Rate (Kbps) 3508 - 543
23:52:00 <IvanTheBastard> try that
23:52:00 <ishmael> how do u even have a connection?
23:52:00 <ishmael> lol
23:53:00 <ishmael> it's a miracle
23:53:00 <IvanTheBastard> the spaces didnt come in
23:53:00 <IvanTheBastard> is that still high or what
23:53:00 <Ethanol> my figures are comparable to IvanTheBastard's
23:53:00 <IvanTheBastard> fuckin 300kb
23:53:00 <IvanTheBastard> fucking feel like going into telstra head office and punching the GM
23:53:00 <ishmael> how far are you from exchange?
23:53:00 <IvanTheBastard> 'its ur fault i cant fap to HD porn'
23:53:00 <ishmael> would have to be a number of kms
23:53:00 <IvanTheBastard> within 5
23:53:00 <IvanTheBastard> 3kms i think
23:54:00 <ishmael> mmmmm
23:54:00 <IvanTheBastard> but they said its something to do with cable length
23:54:00 <ishmael> you should get ur line fixed...
23:54:00 <ishmael> what? must take a long route
23:54:00 <IvanTheBastard> i was due for the 2014 NBN rollout under labour too
23:54:00 <IvanTheBastard> fuck i should have voted for them cunts
23:54:00 <ishmael> yeah
23:54:00 <Ethanol> http://www.adsl2exchanges.com.au/ <--- should estimate the cable length
23:54:00 <ishmael> the system liberal are putting in with vdsl is shit
23:54:00 <ishmael> vdsl doesn't reach far at all
23:55:00 <ishmael> and also it will have to be replaced within the decade anyway
23:55:00 <ishmael> such a waste of money
23:57:00 <IvanTheBastard> actually
23:57:00 <IvanTheBastard> id say im 2.5ks away
23:58:00 <IvanTheBastard> as the crow flies
23:58:00 <IvanTheBastard> based off that site
23:58:00 <IvanTheBastard> thtas pretty poor
23:58:00 <ishmael> you have some phone work to do then
23:58:00 <IvanTheBastard> but looking at the heat map people around me are the same