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00:00 <mrwuf> ya pretty simple u just jump into ur couch 2 much and break the leg, then be 2 lazy to fix it, then buy recliner, easy peasy
00:00 <couleurs> https://i.redd.it/3i0262mg44ky.jpg
00:00 <mrwuf> its only like a camping one
01:00 <couleurs> SiK
01:00 <partay> couleurs i like your dress
01:00 <mrwuf> like this https://www.badbacks.com.au/office-furniture/breakout-area/zero-gravity-chair/lafuma-futura-clippe-acb-zero-gravity-recliner
01:00 <beagle> couleurs , kelevra would make a better movie than i would put her in it
01:00 <couleurs> thx
02:00 <mrwuf> me http://wassersfurniture.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/88969f45fef47f1976421a9810ed57f6/g/r/gravity_2.jpg
02:00 <couleurs> that some NASA shit
03:00 <mrwuf> if u forget 2 lock and lean back very same sensation as falling off chair 
03:00 <darkthrone1> just tookva shower
03:00 <darkthrone1> was good
03:00 <darkthrone1> give for take 30mins then bed
04:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/ZnBJYxXkwTE
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: you're disrespecting a future us army soldier (Jul 27, 2016) Length: 0:20 - Category: Film & Animation - 221,071 views views - 2,475 likes (96.6%), 86 dislikes (3.4%)
04:00 <couleurs> lmaoooo
06:00 <sluggballz> ::> ::> ::>
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/CtHUniAl/.JPG
17:00 <Tim-Sim> what do you think of 'fat shaming'?
17:00 <Tim-Sim> or 'fat acceptance'?
34:00 <tozza> nothing i suppose
35:00 <tozza> why?
36:00 <Tim-Sim> just saw a video on youtube
36:00 <tozza> im abit peed
36:00 <tozza> as i lost the plastic key for the battery isolator lol
38:00 <Tim-Sim> long weekend this weekend, forgot to put in for time off
38:00 <Tim-Sim> damn it
39:00 <Tim-Sim> maybe not
42:00 <tozza> ah crap
57:00 <tozza> when im feeling blue all i have too do is take a look at you
12:00 <tozza> spanish cunt
12:00 <tozza> why so silent
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Awe
55:00 <Tim-Sim> can't sleep?
12:00 <b1rd> fancy a rimming iBiZa ?
13:00 <b1rd> Morning Kelevra 
16:00 <Kelevra> morning b1rd, how are you?
54:00 <MickTaylor> All quiet on the western front it seems
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck hey
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> first time ever
56:00 <Kelevra> https://ilovenz.me/news/cuddle-new-zealands-first-bed-cinema/
56:00 <Kelevra> I'd fall asleep
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i would be yelling "TURN YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS OFF CUNTS" lol
09:00 <Kelevra> lool
10:00 <MickTaylor> Snoopys_Gunship: It won't last
10:00 <MickTaylor> Never does
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> then probably have a wank and spray my load over the chick next to me :D
10:00 <MickTaylor> LOL
10:00 <MickTaylor> Good idea
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> is there any good movies out at the moment
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.funker530.com/color-chopper-gun-cam-footage-isis-destruction/
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i just found the next movie i gotta watch
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Rings :D
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Kelevra welcome back
37:00 <Kelevra> ty
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i found out what i wanna go watch now
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Rings :D
37:00 <Kelevra> lord of the rings?
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope its just called Rings
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its the series where they find that girl in the well
37:00 <Kelevra> what genre?
37:00 <Kelevra> ohh
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i believe its the 3rd installment
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb going to get a feed
39:00 <l00peyd0g> sup Kelevra
40:00 <Kelevra> not much, just finished collapsing my daughters portacot so I can piff it out
40:00 <Kelevra> yourself?
41:00 <l00peyd0g> just rocked up to the office and here i am
42:00 <Kelevra> nice
42:00 <Kelevra> it's too nice in melbourne to be @ work today
46:00 <l00peyd0g> its too hot here
46:00 <l00peyd0g> ans the aircon is shit
53:00 <MickTaylor> Oh, the "new office" l00peyd0g?
53:00 <MickTaylor> lolllll
53:00 <chitchatter> 3 days no weed
53:00 <chitchatter> its cool
54:00 <chitchatter> can I get to 1 week
54:00 <chitchatter> sure hope so
54:00 <MickTaylor> PiSs?
54:00 <MickTaylor> Nah he doesn't use owncloud
55:00 <MickTaylor> Er
55:00 <MickTaylor> irccloud
56:00 <chitchatter> no weed means dreams
56:00 <chitchatter> first night was nitemares
58:00 <Kelevra> that's usually the way it goes
58:00 <chitchatter> yes indeed
00:00 <chitchatter> if I quit for good will be best thing I ever done
01:00 <chitchatter> it isn't cause I buy it
01:00 <chitchatter> I don't really
02:00 <chitchatter> weed brings degenerate low lifes into your life
02:00 <l00peyd0g> inject ice instead
02:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
02:00 <chitchatter> ?
02:00 <chitchatter> that weed brings low lifes into your life?
03:00 <l00peyd0g> you'l have many friends in your life then
03:00 <MickTaylor> It can
03:00 <l00peyd0g> all real great people
04:00 <MickTaylor> l00peyd0g: Only a faggot like you honestly believes that.
04:00 <l00peyd0g> best friends
04:00 <chitchatter> yes meth is mostly used in united states by gays
04:00 <l00peyd0g> hey Skirmish
04:00 <l00peyd0g> oops
05:00 <l00peyd0g> MickTaylor
05:00 <chitchatter> should get 40 years jail if u sell ice
05:00 <l00peyd0g> u should die if smoke weed
05:00 <l00peyd0g> and sell it
05:00 <chitchatter> I don't anymore
05:00 <chitchatter> never sold it
05:00 <l00peyd0g> thats because ur already dead
06:00 <chitchatter> lol is that right
06:00 <l00peyd0g> yup
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah usually losers enter peoples lives cause people let them in
06:00 <Kelevra> I speak from personal experience
06:00 <l00peyd0g> yep
06:00 <l00peyd0g> and as soon as u stop associating with them
07:00 <l00peyd0g> things get better
07:00 <chitchatter> hi Kelevra 
08:00 <chitchatter> pot smokers get delusions like all drugos that the world is just about them
09:00 <MickTaylor> lolllllllllll
09:00 <chitchatter> much like borderline personality disorder
09:00 <Kelevra> hi chitchatter
09:00 <Kelevra> chitchatter I disagree
09:00 <l00peyd0g> u cant judge anyone
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> pot smokers, pot smoking friends look up to them as gurus
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> "listen to him man he knows what he's talking about"
10:00 <l00peyd0g> all people are different
10:00 <l00peyd0g> i know heroin addicts who are good people
10:00 <l00peyd0g> just because they use heroin
10:00 <l00peyd0g> who am i to judge
10:00 <Kelevra> yeah I smoke on occasion and it doesn't really change my persona
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Phillip Seymour Hoffman was good people
11:00 <chitchatter> occasions is ok
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> :(
11:00 <chitchatter> I mean potheads
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> if you can't turn it down, then you shouldn't do it. rule of thumb
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> same with alcohol
13:00 <MickTaylor> [12:08:50] <+chitchatter> pot smokers get delusions like all drugos that the world is just about them <<< LOLLLLL
13:00 <MickTaylor> Yup
13:00 <MickTaylor> Tisk is a prime example
15:00 <l00peyd0g> tisk seems like a nice person
15:00 <l00peyd0g> MickTaylor on the other hand...
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah but even when I was an all day everyday smoker I wasn't much different to who I am now
15:00 <MickTaylor> Applied for your 10 jobs this fortnight yet l00peyd0g?
16:00 <Kelevra> I was a compatent stoner
16:00 <Kelevra> could work and function normally when stoned
16:00 <Kelevra> and the people I knew weren't theives or losers alot didn't smoke
16:00 <chitchatter> k
18:00 <Kelevra> I'm wondering if my real estate wants the house to look absolutely pristine for the walk throughs
18:00 <Kelevra> cause that'll be exhausting
18:00 <Kelevra> means I'll have to mop like everyday
19:00 <Kelevra> I hate mopping
19:00 <chitchatter> you look pristine
19:00 <chitchatter> :)
19:00 <Kelevra> why thankyou
19:00 <chitchatter> no worries
21:00 <l00peyd0g> you look like shit
22:00 <Kelevra> don't be mean l00peyd0g
22:00 <chitchatter> glad I only drink few times week if that now
22:00 <chitchatter> and beer mostly
22:00 <Kelevra> I just cracked a beer
22:00 <chitchatter> cheers
22:00 <Kelevra> got sfa to do today, just have to vacuum and clean the floors
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Kelevra I think I'm gonna go check out that unit I showed u yesterday ey
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> might go past tomorrow night
23:00 <Kelevra> suss it out it's nice 
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> n maybe arrange a time to walk through the place yer
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it'll be the first one I've looked at
23:00 <Kelevra> just make sure the floors are solid cause you don't want to hear your neighbours like I do
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> mum gave me a list of practice places to look at so that was one of them
23:00 <chitchatter> what beer do u like Kelevra ?
23:00 <Kelevra> chitchatter coopers sparkling ale
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> yer like I hear my neighbour upstairs when he walks around haha
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he stomps
23:00 <Kelevra> but I do tend to have phases
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I am not a stomper!
24:00 <Kelevra> yeah I call my neighbour upstairs 'stompy'
24:00 <Kelevra> he makes my light fixtures shake
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I like that there'd be a sense of community with that many neighbours
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you're bound to get along with a bunch of them
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> during summer, chilling by the pool with ppl
24:00 <Kelevra> he used to be a mega whore and bring home bitches and you could hear their highheels
24:00 <MickTaylor> Still looking at that place with the pool?
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> don't even have to invite a m8 around lol
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> gone back to it
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol mel
25:00 <chitchatter> I love people that take sense like Kelevra 
25:00 <Kelevra> he wakes me up sometimes
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I doubt I could get my couch up there
25:00 <chitchatter> talk
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> tbh
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> to big and heavy
25:00 <MickTaylor> Use a trolley
25:00 <MickTaylor> A well built one
25:00 <Kelevra> and before my old nextdoor neighbour moved I could them snoring
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> anyway that's a practice place
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
26:00 <Kelevra> has it got lifts or staircases?
26:00 <chitchatter> quit weed step one save money step 2 get job step 3
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I do want a place with a pool though
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> staircases
26:00 <Kelevra> that's a bit crap but then again when I moved in here we had to use the stairs for my beds
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I love island plantlife is a feature I like about that place
26:00 <Kelevra> the lift wasn't tall enough for them
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> true
26:00 <chitchatter> or don't know about job yet but at least get car
26:00 <Kelevra> john and my dad got stiffed with all the heavy lifting
27:00 <MickTaylor> Good luck running a car without a job lol
27:00 <Kelevra> it's probably why I haven't thought about moving for quite some time
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it has a private balcony
27:00 <chitchatter> you going get movers this time?
27:00 <Kelevra> but yeah now is the time to move cause of my landlord selling and john went ape shit on fb last night
27:00 <Kelevra> nah I'll get my dad and a few others to help
27:00 <Kelevra> I'm sure my brother will help
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> marry a rich man Kelevra
28:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> u can dooo et
28:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> high rise livin 4 u 3
28:00 <Kelevra> fuck that, every rich guy has treated me like shit
28:00 <Kelevra> they think they can buy you stuff and treat you like they want
28:00 <l00peyd0g> like a princess
29:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
29:00 <Kelevra> no more like 'okay i'm going to go fuck myself up on drugs and go hookers and you can grin and bare it'
29:00 <Kelevra> then I'd get a ring or a necklace or some perfume
29:00 <Tim-Sim> pfft
30:00 <l00peyd0g> sounds like fun
30:00 <Kelevra> one guy was constantly going to the hookers then he'd say sorry and buy me and my mum gifts
30:00 <Kelevra> my mum was like '@ least he comes to you' I said 'what oneday he'll come home with a disease for me'
30:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I don't friggin understand how the fuck this person got two reasonably sized couches in to that unit
30:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> 3 stories up
31:00 <Kelevra> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard epic skills
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I'm lookin' at pics and thinkin wtf m8
31:00 <MickTaylor> Get a couple of steroid junkies
31:00 <MickTaylor> Easy done
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> how do u get the couch through the door
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hanging it over the rails n shit
31:00 <Kelevra> in my apartment complex we have two lifts and two sets of staircases and a really long corridor hallway
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> dont stand underneath ey MickTaylor
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> drop
31:00 <Kelevra> oh one of my neighbours did that lol
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> *splat*
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
32:00 <Kelevra> they used ropes to get their furniture in and out
32:00 <MickTaylor> lol yup
32:00 <Kelevra> It was like watching a tv show for me
32:00 <Kelevra> I was thinking 'please drop it, smash something'
32:00 <Kelevra> lol
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ropes?
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> haha ur bad
32:00 <Kelevra> they were indians so they didn't drop anything
33:00 <Kelevra> there was about 17 of them lol
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> 17!
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that's a gang
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> A GANG OF INDIANDS
34:00 <Kelevra> it was like a fkn chain gang 
34:00 <Kelevra> lol
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> they're used to that
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> they're the subserviant race
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> :o
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah lol
34:00 <Kelevra> full production workers
35:00 <Kelevra> the apartment you're going to look @ has good light
35:00 <Kelevra> hopefully on your balcony you get the sun
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> the balcony has the same table and chairs i have out the back
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> looking at it feels like I took the picture
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it's a sign
38:00 <Kelevra> oh I totally forgot today is interntional womens day
38:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> LOOLLL
38:00 <Kelevra> yeah lol, well hopefully it's to your liking
38:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> posted a thing about that
38:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> all these women saying they can't take the day off to go march or they'd be fired
38:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> DAY WITHOUT A WOMAN
38:00 <Kelevra> lol
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lols
41:00 <MickTaylor> lol @ fired
41:00 <MickTaylor> What a shame!
43:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lmao
43:00 <Tim-Sim> everybody is a victim thesedays
43:00 <MickTaylor> Apparently so
44:00 <MickTaylor> Accountability has gone out the door
44:00 <Kelevra> your face is a victim Tim-Sim
44:00 <b1rd> Coming from tim-sim. Austnets number one conspiracy theorist.
44:00 <b1rd> Hi kelevra
45:00 <Tim-Sim> I am not a conspiracy theorist
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> right on Tim-Sim
45:00 <b1rd> You are.
45:00 <Tim-Sim> what is my face a victim of?
45:00 <MickTaylor> Speaking of bullshit artists
45:00 <MickTaylor> Sup b1rd
45:00 <b1rd> Stays up into early hours irc talk conspiracy.
46:00 <b1rd> Don't speak to me you kiddy fiddling maggot
46:00 <Tim-Sim> no b1rd
46:00 <hsdsjabk> poor DoC
46:00 <b1rd> 9.11 
46:00 <b1rd> Alex jones
46:00 <hsdsjabk> a bit bent out of shape are we DoC ?
46:00 <b1rd> You love chatting about.
46:00 <b1rd> I got logs son
47:00 <Tim-Sim> b1rd: I do not follow Alex Jones
47:00 <b1rd> You're a piss poor lier.
47:00 <hsdsjabk> so what DoC u have issues we know
47:00 <hsdsjabk> but i'm still here for you 
47:00 <Tim-Sim> that's good b1rd, show the logs of me saying I don't like Alex Jones
47:00 <DoC> I dont want any discussion with retards like u david
47:00 <b1rd> You are unworthy of my time simone and tim.
47:00 <DoC> Go fuck urself loser
47:00 <DoC> Get a life david
48:00 <b1rd> Yer
48:00 <hsdsjabk> thank you DoC
48:00 <DoC> even blyke is better than u
48:00 <DoC> u really needs a special treatment
48:00 <Tim-Sim> What conspiracy theories do I espouse b1rd?
48:00 <hsdsjabk> well obviously
48:00 <b1rd> Get a life you parasite
48:00 <DoC> if u cant afford a mental hosp i can help u out
48:00 <DoC> fucken dumb dole bludger
48:00 <b1rd> Ice pig
49:00 <b1rd> Hows christine going tim-sim?
49:00 <Kelevra> lol
49:00 <b1rd> LOOL
49:00 <Tim-Sim> b1rd: who is Christine?
49:00 <b1rd> stupid pig she is.
49:00 <b1rd> You know fool.
49:00 <b1rd> You stupid stuck up mole.
50:00 <Tim-Sim> b1rd: umm, no, I don't
50:00 <DoC> LOL
50:00 <b1rd> :)
50:00 <Tim-Sim> you have no grip on reality, b1rd 
50:00 <DoC> Who is Christine?
50:00 <b1rd> Yes. You do.
50:00 <b1rd> Her mum
50:00 <Tim-Sim> who's mum?
50:00 <b1rd> Stupid old cow too.
50:00 <b1rd> Yours bro
51:00 <b1rd> U ok?
51:00 <DoC> as far as i know Christine is one of the mates of Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard aka joshywa
51:00 <Tim-Sim> That is not my mums name
51:00 <b1rd> Rofffl
51:00 <Lumeah> His reality is just fine atm thanks. 
51:00 <b1rd> Tell us about ya mum in detail
51:00 <Lumeah> :p
51:00 <b1rd> Heyy lumeah
51:00 <b1rd> I had grouse walk
51:00 <DoC> lol Lumeah :P
51:00 <Lumeah> Hey b1rdy 
51:00 <Lumeah> Hi doc
51:00 <b1rd> Made good time after warm up
52:00 <Lumeah> Yeah?  Where ya go? 
52:00 <DoC> hows u doing guys?
52:00 <b1rd> Walking national park
52:00 <Lumeah> Yay. 
52:00 <DoC> sorry i didnt ask because of the retarded arse loopeydog
52:00 <Lumeah> Cool
52:00 <Tim-Sim> Lumeah: who is Christine and what conspiracy theories do I believe in that b1rd thinks I am into?
52:00 <Lumeah> Hahahaha 
52:00 <Lumeah> ..lol
52:00 <Tim-Sim> ???
52:00 <Lumeah> What trail yA go on hun? 
52:00 <Tim-Sim> I have no idea what you people are on about
53:00 <b1rd> Seen school group. So i rushed back up hill. To avoid the humiliation of them beating me
53:00 <b1rd> Lool
53:00 <MickTaylor> [12:50:11] <+Tim-Sim> you have no grip on reality, b1rd 
53:00 <Lumeah> Hahahaha awww
53:00 <MickTaylor> TRUTH
53:00 <b1rd> Ummm. 1 hour one.
53:00 <Lumeah> Exce
53:00 <b1rd> With steps etc
53:00 <Lumeah> Haha cool
53:00 <b1rd> Yer fun as.
54:00 <Lumeah> Tim-Sim:... Perhaps you believe to much shit. 
54:00 <b1rd> :)
54:00 <Lumeah> Happy you went 
54:00 <Tim-Sim> Lumeah: like what?
54:00 <MickTaylor> Too*
54:00 <Lumeah> :) 
54:00 <Tim-Sim> Geez, we really got the brains trust here today
54:00 <b1rd> B1rd hit sensitive topic ay sim
54:00 <Lumeah> There is no christen 
54:00 <MickTaylor> [12:52:53] <+b1rd> Seen school group. So i rushed back up hill. To avoid the humiliation of them beating me << Confirmed bitch
54:00 <MickTaylor> Running from kids
55:00 <b1rd> Projection of your pedo tendencies.
55:00 <b1rd> :)
55:00 <MickTaylor> lol pedo
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> <@DoC> as far as i know Christine is one of the mates of Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard aka joshywa
55:00 <Tim-Sim> b1rd: so you spread lies about people then if the retaliate you accuse them of being sensitive?
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> who the fuck is Christine
55:00 <b1rd> Hows you and mealz going micky
55:00 <b1rd> ?
56:00 <MickTaylor> Mealz? Well my schnitzel sammich was epic thanks for askimh
56:00 <MickTaylor> Asking*
56:00 <b1rd> If they were lies. Why your furious reaction?
56:00 <Tim-Sim> b1rd: you have ZERO integrity 
56:00 <b1rd> Youd ignore lies.
56:00 <Tim-Sim> would I?
56:00 <b1rd> i'm an honest and perceptive man son.
56:00 <Tim-Sim> know you are not, apparently
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> send me nudes of this Christine I needa wank
56:00 <Tim-Sim> you are a shit stirring liar
57:00 <Tim-Sim> who is Christine?
57:00 <Tim-Sim> we all want to know who Christine is
57:00 <Kelevra> Christine is a movie about a car that is evil
58:00 <Kelevra> it's by Stephen King
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and it's a recent movie
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> about the female journalist that shot herself on air
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i dld it it looks great
58:00 <Kelevra> well the book that the movie is about is written by him
59:00 <b1rd> Nobody cares about doxing you sim
59:00 <b1rd> Just get your head together tho. Or i will fully expose you.
59:00 <b1rd> Youre a fried bitch atm
59:00 <Tim-Sim> why?
59:00 <Tim-Sim> expose me?
00:00 <Tim-Sim> expose me how?
00:00 <b1rd> Coz you bring hate on 9.11 victims
00:00 <b1rd> You are anti usa
00:00 <b1rd> Stop it you have been warned.
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Steven King is always credited with the films
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> not the director
00:00 <Tim-Sim> So know you are threatening to dox me and expose me because I am calling you out on your lies?
00:00 <Tim-Sim> now
01:00 <Tim-Sim> pathetic
01:00 <b1rd> B1rd never lies.
01:00 <b1rd> Ever...
01:00 <Tim-Sim> who is Christine?
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> oh does he mean um
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that fat chick
01:00 <b1rd> You tell me simone and timbo
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that used to be on here
01:00 <Tim-Sim> who is Simone?
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> is that christine
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> faux
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
01:00 <b1rd> dunno ay ;-)
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> fat leb
02:00 <Tim-Sim> dude, you want to expose me but obviously have know idea who I am 
02:00 <Tim-Sim> so...
02:00 <Tim-Sim> righto b1rd...
02:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
03:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he's a super troll
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he's mad because they only serve him coke at pubs
05:00 <b1rd> U ok sim?
05:00 <b1rd> Hows tim these days i thought u two split up
05:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
05:00 <b1rd> Wasnt he going away?
06:00 <b1rd> Too drugfucked for his role..
06:00 <b1rd> :)
06:00 <Tim-Sim> keep going, this is reat
06:00 <Tim-Sim> great
06:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I thought Tim-Sim was one person lol
06:00 <b1rd> What a disgrace
06:00 <b1rd> Is.
06:00 <Tim-Sim> he is one person Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard 
06:00 <b1rd> She kept old nick
06:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
06:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> oh
06:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> wow
06:00 <b1rd> From when she with tim the ice junky
06:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> b1rd is mental
07:00 <Tim-Sim> yep\
07:00 <Lumeah> Hehehehe 
07:00 <Kelevra> who can afford drugs these days
09:00 <b1rd> I am nutty yes
09:00 <b1rd> At least i dont talk conspiracy theories late into the morning tho ay :)
09:00 <DoC> Anyway, Guys take care & have fun
09:00 <DoC> BBL.
10:00 <Tim-Sim> b1rd: what conspiracy theories do I believe in?
10:00 <Kelevra> you too DoC
10:00 <b1rd> All of them.
10:00 <Tim-Sim> and I don't think there is anything wrong with discussing conspiracy theories either, even if I don't believe in the majority of them
11:00 <b1rd> Coz you're brain is fried
11:00 <b1rd> I do.
11:00 <Tim-Sim> fried on Red Bull?
11:00 <Kelevra> I believe aliens have the means to transfer the ideas of geniuses into babies and that's how evolution began
11:00 <b1rd> Lol
11:00 <b1rd> Coz they are fiction.
11:00 <b1rd> Rofffffl
11:00 <b1rd> Exposed
11:00 <Kelevra> it's how tv's were created
11:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
11:00 <Kelevra> and plastic
11:00 <b1rd> Roffffffffffffl
11:00 <Kelevra> hard plastic and soft plastic
11:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLL
11:00 <Kelevra> and sillicone
11:00 <Tim-Sim> You are not talking about the wikileaks are you?
12:00 <b1rd> you really need antipsychotic meds
12:00 <Tim-Sim> Wikileaks are true, not conspiracies 
12:00 <Kelevra> how do you think we thought of making water into ice
12:00 <b1rd> I will call the CAT to your apartment brb
12:00 <b1rd> Rofffl
13:00 <b1rd> Only digging your mentally ill grave deeper son
13:00 <Tim-Sim> ok, so now I live in an apartment and I also have a cat?
13:00 <b1rd> Yep
13:00 <b1rd> White one
13:00 <Tim-Sim> news to me
13:00 <b1rd> Gay as fuck it is
13:00 <Tim-Sim> you do realise I am a 38 year old male
13:00 <b1rd> Yep sure
13:00 <b1rd> Im 54
13:00 <Tim-Sim> I see
13:00 <b1rd> Dob.?
14:00 <b1rd> Month of birth. December isnt it
14:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, no
14:00 <b1rd> Pwnd
14:00 <b1rd> Is.
14:00 <b1rd> Ragequit?
14:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, umm, no it isn't
15:00 <Tim-Sim> no sorry b1rd, I have to go to work now
15:00 <b1rd> You cant prove otherwise coz of your paranoia
15:00 <b1rd> U work at car website place ay
15:00 <Kelevra> I'm december 17th a l00py is december 18th
15:00 <Tim-Sim> I am not posting my date of birth on here, and even if I did how would you know it was true?
15:00 <Kelevra> you might've got Tim-Sim confused with us
15:00 <b1rd> Paranoid.
15:00 <Kelevra> and mrdanger was married december 3rd
16:00 <Tim-Sim> Kelevra: he thinks I am somebody else
16:00 <Kelevra> and my daughters birthday is december 5th
16:00 <b1rd> Online car selling site
16:00 <Kelevra> I'm good with dates in december
16:00 <b1rd> Off u trot son
16:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
16:00 <b1rd> See. Kelevra is real. And sane too
17:00 <Kelevra> o0o0o0oer he quitted
18:00 <b1rd> Rage quit
18:00 <b1rd> Lol
18:00 <b1rd> Or para quit
18:00 <b1rd> I hate ppl who spread misinfo and fear online hey
19:00 <b1rd> She born on 7th dec btw
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> b1rd, you talk a lot of shit dude
19:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
19:00 <b1rd> youll see
19:00 <b1rd> :-)
20:00 <Lumeah> Lol ;) 
20:00 <Lumeah> Lol
21:00 <b1rd> Lol ron ya fag
21:00 <b1rd> Wheres kickout?
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I dunno
21:00 <b1rd> Call him up ay
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> don't even know who they are
21:00 <b1rd> Summon the kickoutthejams!
21:00 <b1rd> Yep ok m8
22:00 <b1rd> Back to work lolron
23:00 <b1rd> U gotta pay my penshy
23:00 <b1rd> :-)
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aw yehh
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup sluggz
56:00 <sluggz> Hello!!!!!!
56:00 <sluggz> Just been job hunting
56:00 <sluggz> How are ya?
56:00 <b1rd> Oi
57:00 <sluggz> Hey boe
57:00 <b1rd> Didya cop a job
57:00 <sluggz> Looking good but not yet
57:00 <sluggz> Blow j yeah
57:00 <b1rd> Lolll
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good man
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I just woke up lol
57:00 <b1rd> Yer good as
58:00 <b1rd> Soon ill be copping bit a work
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> In the boat for hours after i got bac previous owner made a mess of thr wiring
58:00 <b1rd> Hate ppl tho
58:00 <sluggz> Lol b1rd
58:00 <b1rd> Loops wants to kill me lol
58:00 <b1rd> No idea why he gone bonkas
58:00 <sluggz> I'm tempted to tick a pound
59:00 <sluggz> Fk workz
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Droopy D?
59:00 <b1rd> Yer
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol what u done now
59:00 <b1rd> I jus said.. can i fk ya sister
59:00 <b1rd> And he say.
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Valid
59:00 <b1rd> Dead.
59:00 <sluggz> Fuck l00ps
59:00 <b1rd> Lool
59:00 <b1rd> Hey at least im asking lol
59:00 <sluggz> Fuckwitt
00:00 <sluggz> We double Pennie?
00:00 <sluggz> Or spitty
00:00 <sluggz> Up to u
00:00 <b1rd> Should !
00:00 <b1rd> Both lol
00:00 <b1rd> Send vid to loops
02:00 <sluggz> Where is he?
03:00 <sluggz> Need his sisters number
03:00 <sluggz> How old boe?
03:00 <b1rd> Lolll
03:00 <b1rd> Not sure
04:00 <b1rd> But should be a grouse root lol
04:00 <sluggz> 18??
04:00 <b1rd> Hope so 
04:00 <b1rd> Lol
04:00 <b1rd> Nar dunno
04:00 <sluggz> L00pey would've broken her in for us?
04:00 <b1rd> For sure
04:00 <b1rd> Lolll
06:00 <sluggz> Lol just got interview
06:00 <sluggz> Sweet
06:00 <b1rd> Sik kant
06:00 <b1rd> Running slaves?
06:00 <sluggz> Some mud bitch just called
06:00 <sluggz> Lol foreman at the abs :)
07:00 <b1rd> Ahh sweet as
07:00 <sluggz> Slaughterman/foreman
07:00 <sluggz> Yeah back to my rootz
07:00 <sluggz> Should get it boe
07:00 <sluggz> 11 am tomoz 
07:00 <b1rd> Would be orrite
08:00 <sluggz> Show the muds a real knife boe
08:00 <b1rd> Ill get off my ass go looking tomorrow
08:00 <b1rd> Fkyer lol
08:00 <sluggz> Gotta man I been lazy too
08:00 <b1rd> Muds are weak
08:00 <sluggz> Ircn lol
08:00 <sluggz> It makes me depressed lol and cunts don't wanna know me
09:00 <sluggz> I will sack the toughest mud there...set example.
09:00 <sluggz> for no reason
10:00 <b1rd> Fkn oath
10:00 <b1rd> Yer fkn oath
10:00 <sluggz> Take our fucken  jobs muds
10:00 <b1rd> Hell yeah
10:00 <b1rd> Hate the dirty dogs
10:00 <b1rd> We'll sort em out
11:00 <sluggz> I will blunten their knives at smoko/lunch...watch struggle
11:00 <sluggz> Smash their sharpening stones to pieces
12:00 <sluggz> And put dents in their steels
12:00 <sluggz> Lols
12:00 <sluggz> Take their lunches
12:00 <sluggz> Throw on floor
12:00 <sluggz> Nar jk
12:00 <sluggz> Gotta work n run the muds
13:00 <sluggz> What's lumeah up to boe?
14:00 <b1rd> Fkn oath
15:00 <sluggz> U still at lumeahs?
15:00 <b1rd> Shes relaxing after a big night
15:00 <b1rd> Yer floating around
15:00 <sluggz> Going out?
16:00 <b1rd> Yer 
16:00 <sluggz> Where
16:00 <b1rd> Here and there
16:00 <sluggz> Lol k
17:00 <b1rd> Lolll
17:00 <sluggz> You gonna stay there?
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me how hard is it to get a address from a real estate without them passing me onto every other cunt in the office
17:00 <sluggz> Where abouts are ya
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> queensland
18:00 <sluggz> Not you
18:00 <b1rd> Yep
18:00 <b1rd> Qld
18:00 <sluggz> Soz
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> told ya lol
18:00 <sluggz> Bs
18:00 <sluggz> Nsw
18:00 <b1rd> Howd u know snoop
18:00 <b1rd> Lool
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mind reader lol
18:00 <b1rd> Nar qld
18:00 <b1rd> Ahh lol
19:00 <sluggz> Fuckn warm eh
19:00 <b1rd> Nice here in townsville
19:00 <b1rd> Fkn lovely
19:00 <sluggz> All boongs
19:00 <sluggz> Fk that
19:00 <b1rd> Few 
20:00 <sluggz> Noonghaaa!!!
20:00 <b1rd> But i sort em out
20:00 <sluggz> IM BACK
20:00 <b1rd> Roffffl
20:00 <sluggz> no way
20:00 <b1rd> Theyre comical
20:00 <sluggz> Go into blackfella pub...turn pot upside down
20:00 <b1rd> Sittin round sinking goonbags
20:00 <sluggz> Smash coonz
20:00 <b1rd> Lolllll
20:00 <b1rd> ;)
21:00 <b1rd> Fkn oath ay
21:00 <sluggz> Fucken indidgie mudz
21:00 <b1rd> Love doing that
21:00 <sluggz> Abodidgeries
21:00 <b1rd> :)))
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lets move in together snoopps
21:00 <b1rd> Abogoriginals
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hoookerrs
21:00 <sluggz> Lol
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> wow guys
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> how ab-original
22:00 <b1rd> Abo-robbin-diginals
22:00 <sluggz> Lolx
22:00 <b1rd> LÒOLL
22:00 <sluggz> Abo goonieridgiedidge
22:00 <b1rd> Its unaustralian to not tease muds
22:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
23:00 <sluggz> Bad boe
23:00 <b1rd> Lol yer
23:00 <sluggz> Must tease
23:00 <sluggz> And tourment
23:00 <sluggz> Panas is a kaffer lover
23:00 <sluggz> Pandis
24:00 <b1rd> The word boong comes from the noise made when u hit a boong with the bullbar on ya four by four
24:00 <b1rd> True story
24:00 <sluggz> Never tried
24:00 <b1rd> Fun fact for the day
24:00 <sluggz> Only tomohawkd one
24:00 <b1rd> Boooonnng
24:00 <sluggz> Port Macquarie mud
24:00 <b1rd> Lol nice bro
24:00 <b1rd> Hahaha
24:00 <sluggz> Cunt loved it
25:00 <b1rd> Lol
25:00 <sluggz> Kept laughing
25:00 <b1rd> Lolllll
25:00 <sluggz> Cop that ya gin cunt
25:00 <b1rd> No pain them cunts ay
25:00 <b1rd> Tanks mate
25:00 <sluggz> Nah
25:00 <sluggz> Fucken stink
26:00 <sluggz> Like arsehole
26:00 <b1rd> Yeppp
26:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLLLL
26:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd
26:00 <KickOutTheJams> sup?
26:00 <b1rd> Herres the main fgt
26:00 <sluggz> Lols
26:00 <b1rd> Ur sisters ay
26:00 <b1rd> Up on my cock
26:00 <b1rd> Ya mum too
27:00 <b1rd> Lollll
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i like africans yeah
27:00 <sluggz> Kotj what's up cunt
27:00 <b1rd> Fk off mud lover
27:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd is a backdoor man
27:00 <b1rd> Lolron ya traitor
28:00 <b1rd> Lolll
28:00 <KickOutTheJams> He likes to play in the dirt
28:00 <b1rd> True
28:00 <sluggz> Race trading dog
28:00 <b1rd> Yeppp
28:00 <b1rd> Brb laptop
28:00 <b1rd> Too funny lol
28:00 <sluggz> B1RD have you fucked a mud?
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i have african cousins
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> y would i hate africans
29:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd where is Lumeah?
29:00 <KickOutTheJams> She at work?
29:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLL
29:00 <sluggz> You wouldn't ya fucken do gooder
29:00 <KickOutTheJams> You should be looking for a job yourself b1rd
29:00 <b1rd> lolllll
29:00 <b1rd> fkn coon lover
30:00 <sluggz> He has a job to pound lumeah box
30:00 <b1rd> hate do gooders
30:00 <b1rd> yep
30:00 <sluggz> :)
30:00 <b1rd> not a bad job lol
30:00 <b1rd> luvin it 
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck this im going for a drive
31:00 <b1rd> lol
31:00 <b1rd> k
31:00 <sluggz> I just told a book off for fucking up the recycling
31:00 <sluggz> He cried I swear
31:00 <b1rd> lolll
31:00 <b1rd> what a weakling
31:00 <sluggz> I told him hoe don't be sorry be CAREFUL!!
31:00 <sluggz> GOOK
32:00 <b1rd> yeah, fair enough
32:00 <b1rd> what a sook, he cry over that lol
32:00 <sluggz> RUBBISH in recycling
32:00 <b1rd> fkn gooks
32:00 <sluggz> Dropping rice around
32:00 <b1rd> probably try burning his rubbish next lol
32:00 <sluggz> Mice n shit
32:00 <b1rd> plastic and all
32:00 <sluggz> Fuckhead
32:00 <b1rd> lolllll
32:00 <sluggz> He can burn in room from now on
33:00 <b1rd> hey nip, keep australia clean cunt
33:00 <sluggz> I'll ban him from bins
33:00 <b1rd> lol
33:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
33:00 <b1rd> yep
33:00 <sluggz> And inspect room hourly
33:00 <b1rd> yes
33:00 <b1rd> sort him right out
33:00 <sluggz> Filthy little chow
33:00 <b1rd> haha
33:00 <b1rd> they are
33:00 <sluggz> Have some respect
33:00 <sluggz> Dog eating cunt
34:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
34:00 <sluggz> Pindick fucken gooksta
34:00 <b1rd> anything that moves a nip will eat
34:00 <b1rd> lolll
34:00 <sluggz> I know boe
34:00 <sluggz> Pigs
34:00 <b1rd> fkn, they make 'medicine' from penis of animals LOLLL
35:00 <sluggz> The even kinda look like a pig
35:00 <sluggz> That nose
35:00 <b1rd> fkn eat every part of an animal
35:00 <sluggz> Grrrrrr
35:00 <b1rd> yep
35:00 <sluggz> Even the hair boe
35:00 <b1rd> yepp
35:00 <b1rd> nom nom nom
35:00 <b1rd> honest truth
35:00 <b1rd> they'll cook up a sewer rat 
35:00 <sluggz> Fuck man I'm gonna crack this cunt brb
35:00 <b1rd> k
46:00 <b1rd> hsdsjabk, 
46:00 <b1rd> speak up
46:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd where is Lumeah?
47:00 <Lumeah> Hete
47:00 <Lumeah> Here
47:00 <KickOutTheJams> You go to work today Lumeah?
48:00 <KickOutTheJams> ?
49:00 <Lumeah> Yes
49:00 <Lumeah> Im female i can multi task
50:00 <MickTaylor> Can you?
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> Lumeah did b1rd go to work?
50:00 <Lumeah> Yes he is working 
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLLLLLL
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> Whats he doing?
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> being a faggot?
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOLLLLL
52:00 <b1rd> lol
52:00 <b1rd> so envious of that 
52:00 <b1rd> :)
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> What job you get b1rd?
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> speak up
53:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd doesn't work
53:00 <b1rd> does so
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> I know lol
53:00 <b1rd> you don't work MickTaylor 
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> I just want to hear his lies
53:00 <MickTaylor> Unless he got a job at Faggots R Us
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> well thats right
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> He'd be good at that
53:00 <MickTaylor> Yup
53:00 <MickTaylor> Lumeah lives nearbyu
53:00 <MickTaylor> Nice home cooked meal nightly
53:00 <MickTaylor> Win win
54:00 <MickTaylor> "What's your job title?"
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> Come on b1rd
54:00 <MickTaylor> "Professional Faggot"
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> speak up little man
54:00 <b1rd> lol
54:00 <b1rd> you ok ?
54:00 <b1rd> bit worked up?
54:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd has gone soft
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> he has
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> he used to be tough
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> now he claims he has 'evolved'
54:00 <MickTaylor> The old b1rd had fight and substance
54:00 <MickTaylor> This b1rd is a pissweak faggot
55:00 <MickTaylor> breaker must be rubbing off on him
56:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Speak up
57:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOLLL
57:00 <b1rd> breaker is still tuff
57:00 <b1rd> and so am i
57:00 <b1rd> gone soft coz I don't wanna be a robot anymore?
57:00 <b1rd> coz I choose to think for myself?
57:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
58:00 <MickTaylor> You've become another breaker
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOLLL
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> You mean you do what Lumeah tells tou
59:00 <MickTaylor> You become interested in a woman
59:00 <MickTaylor> And become soft
59:00 <MickTaylor> Even tisk is harder
59:00 <MickTaylor> And we all know what he's like
59:00 <b1rd> orgasm is good to level out T levels
59:00 <b1rd> you should try it son.
59:00 <b1rd> I'm still a heavy bro
59:00 <b1rd> just not gunna work for free is all
00:00 <b1rd> ppl want my services they pay.
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> Whats your job b1rd?
09:00 <sluggz> Ft Poofter?
10:00 <b1rd> yeh go cop a bumming MickTaylor 
32:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Speak up
36:00 <b1rd> fuck off maggot
36:00 <b1rd> busy. bbl
36:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLL
42:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd seems angry
42:00 <MickTaylor> Guess Lumeah stopped sending nudes
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOLOLOL
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> Welcome back b1rd
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
58:00 <b1rd> Not back
58:00 <b1rd> Bbl fgt
03:00 <darkthrone1>  g'day
03:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Speak up
03:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: You're on a mobile, is it buzzing everytime your nick is highlighted?
04:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Answer me
04:00 <b1rd> Not anymore son.
04:00 <MickTaylor> Sup darkthrone1
05:00 <MickTaylor> [16:04:52] -> [b1rd] VERSION
05:00 <MickTaylor> [16:04:55] [b1rd VERSION reply]: AndChat 1.4.3.2 http://www.andchat.net
05:00 <MickTaylor> Mobile client confirmed
07:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
07:00 <MickTaylor> [16:07:15] -> [Lumeah] VERSION
07:00 <MickTaylor> [16:07:16] [Lumeah VERSION reply]: AndChat 1.4.3.2 http://www.andchat.net
07:00 <MickTaylor> Nothing suss.
07:00 <KickOutTheJams> He's pretending to be her
08:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOLLLLL
08:00 <MickTaylor> Yup
08:00 <KickOutTheJams> FAGGOT
08:00 <MickTaylor> Exposed
08:00 <Lumeah> We the same person bro
08:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Speak up
08:00 <MickTaylor> Rumour has it the shared IP resolved to Glen Iris
09:00 <MickTaylor> Given Lumeah is in NSW
09:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd has been making it up all along and is sitting home alone
09:00 <Lumeah> Ami 
09:00 <Lumeah> He is
11:00 <Lumeah>  Cooking. Me dinner 
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd explain yourself
13:00 <darkthrone1> hi mick
15:00 <Kelevra> mick is the ducks balls
15:00 <Kelevra> google it
16:00 <darkthrone1> so
16:00 <darkthrone1> i might watch some VR porn
16:00 <darkthrone1> this stuff is amazing
17:00 <MickTaylor> lol vr porn
18:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Speak up
18:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Are you liking the constant vibrations in your pocket from the nick highlights?
20:00 <darkthrone1> i wish o had a few million dollars
20:00 <b1rd> No
21:00 <b1rd> Dont carry fone obsessively
21:00 <b1rd> Cooking bbl fags
21:00 <darkthrone1> i do
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What the
25:00 <Lo_Pan> lol
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Egg shen himself
26:00 <b1rd> Who dat
26:00 <MickTaylor> Fake Glenn is back
26:00 <MickTaylor> lol
27:00 <b1rd> And fake b1rd too
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lo pan
27:00 <b1rd> Good times
28:00 <darkthrone1> today is womans day
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And great classic hite
29:00 <TheRon> we should give women permission to be away from the kitchen for at least 10 mins
30:00 <MickTaylor> What for?
30:00 <b1rd> Wimmins are in workplace now son. Who woulda thunk it a?
30:00 <TheRon> women's day and all
30:00 <b1rd> 10 minutes all he lasts
30:00 <b1rd> Loool
31:00 <darkthrone1> i like banging my ex gf in the kitcheb
31:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
31:00 <Lumeah> ;) 
31:00 <b1rd> Says the man watching VR porn
31:00 <b1rd> Lol
31:00 <TheRon> how can you tell if your gf is getting too fat?
31:00 <darkthrone1> ex gf
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I like making sangas in mine
31:00 <TheRon> she fits into your wife's clothes
31:00 <b1rd> Who ur ex gf? Mrs palmer
32:00 <b1rd> Good for u son
32:00 <darkthrone1> former chanel model
32:00 <b1rd> Dead root tho
32:00 <b1rd> :-)
32:00 <darkthrone1> vr porn is good mate 
33:00 <sluggz> Hey boys
33:00 <darkthrone1> its feels so real
33:00 <sluggz> Goes on?
33:00 <b1rd> Sounds good for u.
33:00 <darkthrone1> good enough
33:00 <b1rd> Why not just have real 1
33:00 <Lo_Pan> dirty old stick goggles
33:00 <sluggz> Lol lo
34:00 <darkthrone1> wish i was more real
34:00 <darkthrone1> it
34:00 <b1rd> Sounds crap to me
34:00 <sluggz> Use blow up doll
34:00 <Lo_Pan> get a gf you poof
34:00 <darkthrone1> id pay good money for that
34:00 <Lo_Pan> or a bf
34:00 <Lo_Pan> or whatevs ur into
34:00 <sluggz> Lol
35:00 <darkthrone1> do you guys know that if you are on the prime time news anchor
35:00 <sluggz> I want trans partner
35:00 <darkthrone1> the pay is $300k?
35:00 <sluggz> Nice1
35:00 <darkthrone1> id go for a female trans male
35:00 <darkthrone1> still have a moist one mate
35:00 <sluggz> Lmao
36:00 <sluggz> Moist ballsack
36:00 <darkthrone1> i dont care she wana act butch if she look like rebecca madden
36:00 <sluggz> With a hint of fish
36:00 <TheRon> moist is a great word
36:00 <darkthrone1> moist was slang for pussy in the 1990s
36:00 <sluggz> He's the only mad that's made me moisht
36:00 <darkthrone1> or a moisty
36:00 <sluggz> Moist
37:00 <darkthrone1> i love womens precum
37:00 <darkthrone1> i have a fetish for that
37:00 <darkthrone1> is that tmi
38:00 <TheRon> everybody has a kink
38:00 <sluggz> Yep
38:00 <sluggz> Horrible boe
38:00 <sluggz> Is it me u cunt face?
39:00 <darkthrone1> proof to my dad im not gay
39:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd = fake b1rd
39:00 <KickOutTheJams> OOOOLLLLLLL
39:00 <sluggz> Mine is armpit sex
39:00 <b1rd> No
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The kinks da da da doo
39:00 <b1rd> B1rd- is fake b1rd
39:00 <sluggz> Man I got the filthiest bud tofay
39:00 <darkthrone1> the most proud thing my dad said to.me.. is he was glad i didnt turn out gay
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Extra extra read all about it
39:00 <sluggz> D
39:00 <b1rd> Kink ya mum
39:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd = fake
39:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOLOLOLOL
39:00 <sluggz> Had to stash it well
39:00 <b1rd> Bs
39:00 <sluggz> Fucken reeks
40:00 <sluggz> Will be stoned and dumb AF soon hehehe
40:00 <b1rd> Lollll
40:00 <b1rd> Nice
40:00 <sluggz> Off the piss for a bit
40:00 <sluggz> Over it boe
40:00 <sluggz> Junkie styles
41:00 <sluggz> Get job get house
41:00 <b1rd> Cool as
41:00 <sluggz> Grow copious amounts of tweed
41:00 <sluggz> Tick b1rd keys
41:00 <sluggz> :D
42:00 <sluggz> oh hoho fhuckyeahh
43:00 <sluggz> What up tonight boe jiggy jig?
45:00 <sluggz> Giggity 
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> had a glass of milk
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> was choice
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> not a big fan of milk but
48:00 <TheRon> i like iced coffee for breakk6y
48:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd is abusing lumeah under the nick b1rd-
48:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLLL
48:00 <TheRon> what an arsehole
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Extra extra read all about it
48:00 <KickOutTheJams> Soon
49:00 <TheRon> BBQ chops for tea tonight
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah it was just a very austnet news type of info
51:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!
51:00 <TheRon> international woman's day
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Steak and bj day is where its at
51:00 <KickOutTheJams> oh it is yes
51:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLL
52:00 <TheRon> she'll have her mouthful and now you will too
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She gets hers rare
52:00 <TheRon> hope she like's offal
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bof
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> when is that tozza[Mobile]
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im printing a 38m long bertocchi ham billboard
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wonder where the fuck this is going
55:00 <TheRon> i like Carlotto hams
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Somewhere in nsw sheet says
55:00 <MickTaylor> For steak and bj day?
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
55:00 <MickTaylor> So those who have broken teeth still get to enjoy the full effect of the day.
56:00 <TheRon> so let me get this straight, it's woman's day and you're the one getting the blowjob?
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What can i say it makes her happy
57:00 <MickTaylor> Of course
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah MickTaylor
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey dont worry TheRon ill be doing the same to my missus ;)
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> http://www.steakandbj.org/
58:00 <TheRon> classy
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that is after i suck her in and give her a massage and a little more ;)
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They have valentines we have this
59:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: braithwaite
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kettle chilli chips
00:00 <TheRon> kettle is nice chips
00:00 <TheRon> i like the lime and cracked pepper
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i have that wait that long for a bj
03:00 <TheRon> not even a good old fashioned....?
04:00 <TheRon> think shake weight
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Theron lmao
07:00 <sluggz> Snoopy ask Spanish for gobby
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah its cool sluggz i got a missus lol
10:00 <sluggz> Exactly
10:00 <TheRon> anybody here got midnight oil tickets?
11:00 <TheRon> you got a missus, you should be able to just walk thru the door, drop the strides and have her go to town
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Dspanish%2520omelet%26amp%3Dtrue
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not with a 3 year old i wont
11:00 <TheRon> damn
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> spanish omelet
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just like a spanish omelet: cum hungry, leave happy.
13:00 <TheRon> i think this convo pays respect to women
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sing groovy love too my gf later
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Why does Toadie have to choose between Sonia and Dee for?
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> He could just have both.
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> those 2 wimmin need to open their minds, expand their horizons
15:00 <TheRon> how did toadie get to choose between sonia and dee
15:00 <TheRon> i mean have a look at him
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nobody stands up for the polygamist man
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol no shit Ron
16:00 <TheRon> bewteen toadie and dr karl, this world went all topsy turvey
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That cunt has been in that show my whole life
18:00 <TheRon> toadie grew up and got roots i could only dream of
19:00 <TheRon> madeline west had the best tits on telly
19:00 <TheRon> nicola charles a close second
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Madeline , we love our bread we love our butter but most of all we love eachother
20:00 <TheRon> a madeline and nicola  sandwich?
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im madeline im madeline and inside im tall
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wh nice1
21:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
21:00 <TheRon> Nice1: we're discussing madeline west's tits
21:00 <TheRon> being woman's day and all
21:00 <Nice1> hello tozza
22:00 <Nice1> is that right TheRon
22:00 <TheRon> yes!
22:00 <Nice1> she was a real cock teaser  huh
22:00 <TheRon> good days
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> how old are you tozza?
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 28 why?
23:00 <Nice1> ahh yes nothing stopped that lil fire cracker 
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This song is dedicated too all the ladies out there on this special day
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Eazy e - nutz on your chin
25:00 <TheRon> and if i work all day on the blue sky mine, there'll be food on the table tonight
25:00 <Skirmish> This is still a b1rd free zone. I am impressed. 
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rds here
25:00 <TheRon> he's busy hanging shit on lumeah
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rd-
26:00 <TheRon> possibly sexually harassing her
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> because you said all your life
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh lol
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I thought it was the madeline quotes
27:00 <TheRon> on the barbie, lamb chops ok to keep them moist with beer?
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh you cunt
27:00 <TheRon> what?
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rub it in why dont ya
28:00 <TheRon> doing my best
29:00 <TheRon> why are you complaining, steak and bj
29:00 <Nice1> jane bunn
30:00 <TheRon> where?
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  That isnt yet theron
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/tvCbGmQ9/1488954653.JPG
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Theron
31:00 <zaim> car needs a clean
31:00 <Nice1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJqv0xq-G68
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jane Bunn (May 10, 2010) Length: 1:09 - Category: Entertainment - 133,174 views views - 47 likes (66.2%), 24 dislikes (33.8%)
31:00 <TheRon> madonna - like a prayer
31:00 <Nice1> auto cock teasing
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sure does z
32:00 <TheRon> Nice1: i like november
32:00 <TheRon> jane bunn at the races
32:00 <Nice1> yeah?
33:00 <Nice1> she doesnt need any fancy race track wear
33:00 <Nice1> anything will do
33:00 <TheRon> she be a fine fillie
33:00 <Nice1> yes 
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> time to claim my prize tonight seeyas
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Free dildo?
36:00 <TheRon> i've said it once I'll say it again, what b1rd needs is a great big cock up the arse
37:00 <Nice1> b1rd is in his abusive mode
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He is?
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Where
38:00 <Nice1> yeah on pd
38:00 <beagle> i dont see him talking for ages
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Must be that other chan
38:00 <Nice1> yeah
40:00 <Kelevra> don't be not nice TheRon
40:00 <TheRon> whta?
40:00 <TheRon> what?
40:00 <Kelevra> [17:36:37] <+TheRon> i've said it once I'll say it again, what b1rd needs is a great big cock up the arse
40:00 <Kelevra> that's not nice
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kelevra: u save all these quotes ?
41:00 <Skirmish> He must be annoying if even TheRon has had enough of him. 
41:00 <Kelevra> nah it's just copy and pasting bruvvah
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> In notepad for a later date lol
41:00 <Kelevra> noooo never
41:00 <TheRon> how's woman's day going?
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Traffic sucks
42:00 <Kelevra> I didn't celebrate, I had a dick today, just for today
42:00 <beagle> youre part of the traffic being out there lol
42:00 <TheRon> who was he?
42:00 <Kelevra> hows the day going for you TheRon? did you grow a vagina for the day?
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kelevra:
43:00 <TheRon> yep and it bled
43:00 <Kelevra> Michael, he's a vagina ninja
44:00 <Lo_Pan> <3
44:00 <Nice1> john ninja
44:00 <Kelevra> Pan @ low level of heat shhh
44:00 <beagle> is vagina ninja another way to just say 'fit'
44:00 <Kelevra> Nice1 nah he and i aren't talking
44:00 <Nice1> is he in this chat room Kelevra
44:00 <Kelevra> beagle someday you'll grow up to be a man
45:00 <TheRon> some people are so juvenile
45:00 <Kelevra> Nice1 no, his nickname is and was johninja and he won't be back online
45:00 <beagle> one day you wont get dicked by fifty million men in your head
45:00 <Nice1> oh dear
45:00 <Nice1> that bad huh
45:00 <Kelevra> in my head?
45:00 <Kelevra> I get dicked in the vagina
45:00 <Nice1> heh
46:00 <Nice1> pussy cocked
46:00 <TheRon> wined and dined before you get fucked?
46:00 <Kelevra> of course but it's more of a beer parma scenario
46:00 <Kelevra> tonight it's taco night
46:00 <TheRon> HELLO!
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rude
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mad inv
47:00 <Kelevra> I thought you work every night!
47:00 <Kelevra> must do a catch up at some point though
48:00 <Kelevra> so I can meets the jadesss
48:00 <Kelevra> she's as cute as a button (not to sound patronising) but she looks adorable!
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I do well with my wonens
49:00 <Student> :-/
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Womens"
49:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: tozza[Mobile] is getting a blowjob and it's women's day
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jeez that was far back
50:00 <Kelevra> well he's a lucky bugger
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It makes her happy
50:00 <Kelevra> I'll probably get fucked in the ass
50:00 <Kelevra> =\
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Er
50:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: always so positive
50:00 <Kelevra> lol
50:00 <Student> hyper positive
51:00 <Kelevra> happy wife happy life
51:00 <Student> tozza[Mobile] you are missing the context in the topic
51:00 <Kelevra> although I'm never commiting to marriage
51:00 <Kelevra> you'd hav to give me something so strong it couldddddddddddddddd carry us awayyyyyyyyyy
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Student it looks funny
51:00 <TheRon> if you're not married you won't get fat
52:00 <Kelevra> so true
52:00 <Student> tozza[Mobile] it would look even better with the context i.e. On Women's Day , kelevra...........................
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fat ppl are happy
52:00 <MickTaylor> Honey, I'm homeeeeee
52:00 <Kelevra> yeah it'd make more sense
52:00 <TheRon> chubbies need loving too
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ceebz driving
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> sickkk mum said there's a big coles near that unit
53:00 <MickTaylor> I've gotten my desire to drive back
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/or8LTcbX/1488956001.JPG
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> gonna go check it out tomoz n organize time to go in
53:00 <MickTaylor> Lovin the new ride
53:00 <Kelevra> `topic [17:49:29] <+TheRon> Kelevra: tozza[Mobile] is getting a blowjob and it's women's day [17:50:05] <+Kelevra> well he's a lucky bugger [17:50:12] <+Kelevra> I'll probably get fucked in the ass [17:50:45] <Student> hyper positive [17:51:01] [17:50:28] <+TheRon> Kelevra: always so positive <+Kelevra> happy wife happy life
53:00 <Kelevra> that^
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar
54:00 <Kelevra> fyne
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what area should I check out next Kelevra?
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> need an area to type in lols
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> MickTaylor pick me up lets go cruisin for bitches
54:00 <Kelevra> richmond, the tce's
54:00 <MickTaylor> Too far
55:00 <MickTaylor> lol
55:00 <MickTaylor> Not THAT keen to drive
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> find a ho that says she will do anythin for fifty bucks and get her to wash the car and clean the interior!
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> xD
55:00 <MickTaylor> Actually, that's a good idea
55:00 <MickTaylor> I was quoted $150 for a cut n polish tonight
55:00 <Kelevra> pauls daughter lives in adelaide on south terrace I think
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> LOL
55:00 <MickTaylor> Get an anything for $50 slut
55:00 <MickTaylor> Problem solved
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> richmond
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> see this is the kind of place I would hate http://www.realestate.com.au/buy/property-unit+apartment-with-2-bedrooms-between-200000-200000-in-richmond%2c+sa+5033/list-1?maxBeds=any&source=location-search
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> dank
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> kill myself after six months
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ^-^
57:00 <Student> tozza[Mobile] nice traffic jam
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
57:00 <Kelevra> beuno dias taco taco tacooooo
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kelevra where am i
58:00 <Kelevra> bunnings
58:00 <Kelevra> taco bel?
58:00 <TheRon> get some taco flavoured kissses?
58:00 <Kelevra> my house?
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/VP5Z4FBI/1488956326.JPG
58:00 <Kelevra> last guess is office works
59:00 <Kelevra> chelsea
59:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: how are you driving?
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/0szSsZxD/1488956358.JPG
59:00 <Kelevra> beach road
59:00 <Kelevra> oh no
59:00 <Kelevra> springvale @ the walzty!
59:00 <MickTaylor> At the pub
59:00 <MickTaylor> Good man
00:00 <Kelevra> love that place
00:00 <Student> :)
00:00 <Kelevra> fucked so many a man @ the hotel
00:00 <Kelevra> even pashed uglies on old elvis nights
00:00 <Kelevra> it's called being charitable
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Eh4buAtr/1488956441.JPG
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nice place on king william strt
01:00 <Kelevra> althol road and springvale road intersection
01:00 <Kelevra> right now you'd be approaching patterson road
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> has a pool table
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> O_O
02:00 <MickTaylor> Fuck the centrelink website is bs
02:00 <TheRon> any strip clubs around there?
02:00 <Kelevra> there's althol then mc kay st, then harold road and patterson road
02:00 <Kelevra> next is coomoora road or was
02:00 <Kelevra> now i think there's a highway there
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you know a lot of roads
02:00 <MickTaylor> They made it look like Win8
02:00 <Student> Kelevra's map application is ON now
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> u used to be a prossie?
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ;)
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> no I lived there for 23 years
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Theron driving like a boss
03:00 <Kelevra> 30 patterson road is where I grew up
03:00 <Kelevra> springvale south yo
03:00 <TheRon> just don't get caught on the phone
03:00 <Student> all right Kelevra
03:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> now ur 24
03:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> spring chicken
03:00 <Kelevra> lol
03:00 <Kelevra> nah i'm 31 now
04:00 <TheRon> 31 was good age
04:00 <zaim> 31 was ok
04:00 <Student> 31? i am seeing that for last 5 years
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> 31
04:00 <TheRon> still not too old to pull a root
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> sexy
04:00 <Student> and she still is 31
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ripe age for fucking
04:00 <Kelevra> zaim do you realise I'm Bass`Babe85?
04:00 <Student> was good age :) , all right
04:00 <zaim> i do now
04:00 <Kelevra> lol
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> anythin up to 45 is fuckable
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> from 30 to 45
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ;)
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> y i not attracted to 22 yr olds :/
05:00 <Student> think of Kelevra, think of fuck . How rude
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> me dick is broke
05:00 <Kelevra> huh?
05:00 <Kelevra> Student?
05:00 <zaim> why would u change your nick
05:00 <zaim> i liked ur old one
05:00 <Kelevra> I hope nothing hasn't killed himself, I'd be devo
05:00 <Kelevra> zaim I got old
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i liked her old body
06:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> mmm good times jizz
06:00 <Student> Kelevra dear, i was referring to Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard's comments 
06:00 <Bass`Babe85> aww CuTe^GuY^32
06:00 <CuTe^GuY^32> now this is more mature
06:00 <Bass`Babe85> so trew totes bae
06:00 <TheRon> some good looking late 30's chicks around
06:00 <CuTe^GuY^32> 11,13XOxoOXxoxo
07:00 <Bass`Babe85> aww shucks mofo i lubs yew tewww mush
07:00 <CuTe^GuY^32> stop it
07:00 <Student> :)
07:00 <CuTe^GuY^32> im gettin a stiffy
08:00 <Student> rare moments
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> mel i found a place i want
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> http://www.realestate.com.au/project/the-artisan-apartments-bowden-600015830?activeSort=child-order
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> come live wif me
10:00 <Student> it seemed like a plaza 
10:00 <TheRon> dear god, robbie williams - better man
11:00 <TheRon> and i know all the words
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> let's rob that bank!
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> buy property
11:00 <Bass`Babe85> too posh for me
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> sif u r livin posh now lol
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> *slaps*
12:00 <Bass`Babe85> its too posh for me
12:00 <Bass`Babe85> I don't talk to the neighbours, only one cause she's a super cool old lady
12:00 <Bass`Babe85> she has a walker and is ghetto as fuck
12:00 <Bass`Babe85> she writes me letters and buys my kids crayons and colouring books like a boss
13:00 <TheRon> nothing like a friendly neighbourhood drug dealer to lower the house prices
13:00 <Bass`Babe85> oh and rose hair clips
13:00 <Bass`Babe85> she's such a gangster
13:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lols
14:00 <Bass`Babe85> werd yo
15:00 <Bass`Babe85> she'll be on mob wives oneday
15:00 <Bass`Babe85> or mafia women tonight
15:00 <Bass`Babe85> who knows
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> all the palces ive looked at
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that one with the pool is still the best
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> best interior
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and has a dish washer
16:00 <TheRon> robbie williams - come undone, love this song
18:00 <TheRon> the spearmint rhino, where's that?
19:00 <MickTaylor> City
19:00 <MickTaylor> King St
20:00 <TheRon> good to know
26:00 <MickTaylor> Yup
27:00 <MickTaylor> I thought so too
28:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> where tf is mt gambier
28:00 <MickTaylor> Near SA/Vic border
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nice
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> country living ey
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> sweeet
29:00 <TheRon> the blue lake is excellent
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> adelaide can fuck off FUCK OFF
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what's the blue lake?
30:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> mt gambier looks awesome yo
30:00 <TheRon> a volcano filled with water, the water is blue
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> yeah i wiki hehe looks so nice
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ima build an underwater house with Sebastian from little mermaid
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> there are a lot of depressing places
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Under da zee
33:00 <Student> :)
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> jsut u an mi!
38:00 <TheRon> look out ladies, one more drink and i'll be anybody's
43:00 <Bass`Babe85> the worlds end!
43:00 <TheRon> big girls you are beautiful
43:00 <Bass`Babe85> http://www.worldsendhotel.com.au/
52:00 <beagle> how long does it take to cook a pastie in the oven
52:00 <beagle> i put it on 200 degrees for 25 minutes
52:00 <beagle> i like a hot pastie
53:00 <Epi> beagle sounds about right
53:00 <TheRon> i microwave and then 10 mins to crisp up the pastry
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 hearts living in just 1 mind beating together until the end of time
55:00 <darkthrone1> phil colins
55:00 <TheRon> folks i'd like to sing a song about the american dream......
56:00 <Student> tozza[Mobile] excellent :)
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yep
57:00 <slugger> sup boes
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> TheRon needs to go on Master Chef
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I'd watch it then :D
59:00 <TheRon> i'd just cook roast chickens
59:00 <TheRon> pop them like mateasers
00:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAzqBUNlCs
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ween--Push th' Little Daisies (Apr 3, 2009) Length: 2:56 - Category: Music - 1,711,283 views views - 6,641 likes (89.8%), 755 dislikes (10.2%)
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> this one place has a basement *serial killer in him awakens*
04:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_eX7snWuK8
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Late Show - Sing like a dickhead and dance like a duck (Nov 19, 2007) Length: 1:17 - Category: Comedy - 30,685 views views - 142 likes (94.7%), 8 dislikes (5.3%)
07:00 <TheRon> butthole surfers - pepper
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shot down in a blaze a glory
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Of"
11:00 <TheRon> i dont wamma say i love you, that would give away too much
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh well
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yolo
14:00 <TheRon> go spurs lish
15:00 <TheRon> kwahi is the man
18:00 <TheRon> it's international woman's day
18:00 <TheRon> free the nipple!!!
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> well, I checked out every unit/apartment and townhouse on realestate.com
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and only liked a few
23:00 <TheRon> i wanna live like common peple
23:00 <Lish> Where u looking? How many $$?
25:00 <b1rd> Sup spazos
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> about 200k max
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> well I decided to check out all of SA
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> but really looking close to the city, on the side I am already on
26:00 <TheRon> the best part of going to adelaide?
26:00 <TheRon> the highway home
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> This coastal town Tumby Bay looks awesome
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol ronnie
29:00 <beagle> ive been to melbourne dozens of times but i never got to see much of it
29:00 <beagle> just crown casino, st kilda etc
29:00 <beagle> i guess some of the highlights
30:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
30:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-t46_Sy3A
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: melbourne cliches - things of stone and wood - d gen (Sep 20, 2009) Length: 2:13 - Category: Comedy - 54,090 views views - 197 likes (97%), 6 dislikes (3%)
30:00 <TheRon> beagle watch
30:00 <beagle> only 2 minutes ?
32:00 <beagle> captain cooks cavern
33:00 <beagle> we not all that sure
33:00 <beagle> but atleast it rhymes with morabbin !
33:00 <TheRon> but at least it rhymes with morabbin
33:00 <TheRon> jinx
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I say captain he says what i say captain he says what
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Amelia
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Scar non
35:00 <amelia> wot up playahhh
35:00 <TheRon> so darling share this wine with me, we'll be together on the eve of world war three
36:00 <TheRon> amelia: happy birthday helen
36:00 <amelia> thnx pal
36:00 <TheRon> no worries
37:00 <beagle> do you vape in here
37:00 <beagle> i bought tropical flavour
37:00 <beagle> most flavours are terrible
37:00 <beagle> but tropical i can do
37:00 <beagle> i bought pure nicotine to make my own
37:00 <beagle> i have like 200ml of vanilla
38:00 <beagle> which i might have to throw out cause ive had it for years
39:00 <TheRon> accidently kelly street where friends and strangers sometimes meet
40:00 <beagle> some chick played that song other day 
40:00 <beagle> on that voice chat program
40:00 <TheRon> really
41:00 <beagle> yeah it was i thought one of those long lost 90s songs
41:00 <TheRon> it is
46:00 <TheRon> return of the mack
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Once again
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh my god
50:00 <Bass`Babe85> it's international womens day
50:00 <Bass`Babe85> this is abuse
50:00 <zaim> since when was abuse a bad thing
50:00 <TheRon> get em out
50:00 <Nice1> why dont we get a turn?.
50:00 <Nice1> why isnt there a international mens day
50:00 <Bass`Babe85> if it's in bed it can be very nice
50:00 <Nice1> its not fair!
50:00 <zaim> everyday is. Nice1
51:00 <Nice1> its sexist!
51:00 <Nice1> !
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bass`Babe85 much better nickname
51:00 <Nice1> yeah I agree
51:00 <Nice1> much better
52:00 <TheRon> why did the woman cross the road?
52:00 <TheRon> not the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen
52:00 <Nice1> hehheeh
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cause the gender equality traffic lights let them?
52:00 <l00peyD> nope like the other one
53:00 <Bass`Babe85> It's not suitable
53:00 <Nice1> what isnt
53:00 <Bass`Babe85> this nickname
53:00 <b1rd> Happy wimminz day yall
53:00 <Nice1> why not
53:00 <Bass`Babe85> cause now i'm a mother and a bit of an asshole
54:00 <Nice1> hehehe
54:00 <Bass`Babe85> so Kelevra is more suitable
54:00 <b1rd> Now make me a sammwich while i play cod
54:00 <l00peyD> much better
54:00 <Bass`Babe85> doggy doggy doggy
54:00 <Nice1> I know your mums naaame
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol and?
54:00 <Nice1> my Kelvara impression
55:00 <b1rd> Props tho
56:00 <Bass`Babe85> k
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Brooklyn bounce
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Back once again this is how it sounds
06:00 <MickTaylor> lolllllll
07:00 <Nice1> hehh
07:00 <Nice1> whats that about
09:00 <l00peyD> P
09:00 <l00peyD> :P
15:00 <MickTaylor> Nice1
15:00 <MickTaylor> Why ping for?
16:00 <Nice1> no one is typing anything
16:00 <Nice1> thought my isp is  "playing up"
16:00 <MickTaylor> Ah ok
17:00 <Nice1> being iinet wouldnt be supprised
20:00 <Skirmish> Just ping yourself. 
20:00 <Nice1> why
20:00 <Skirmish> Because it will show any lag. 
21:00 <Skirmish> You don't need to ping other users. 
21:00 <Nice1> why cant I ping other users Skirmish
22:00 <Skirmish> Why do you need to? 
22:00 <Nice1> because I want to
22:00 <Skirmish> Then don't come up with some bullshit excuse when someone asks what you're doing then. Just be honest that you're doing it because you want to be a twat. 
22:00 <Nice1> LOL
23:00 <Nice1> very defensive Skirmish
23:00 <Nice1> defensive
23:00 <Skirmish> What am I being defensive about? 
24:00 <Nice1> because you seem annoyed about it
24:00 <Nice1> and I didnt ping you
24:00 <Nice1> Skirmish
24:00 <amelia> he does it all the time
24:00 <b1rd> Copping a whipping skirmish ay son :)
24:00 <amelia> clearly for attention
24:00 <Nice1> no i dont
24:00 <amelia> yes, you've often ping'd me
25:00 <Nice1> once or twice maybe amelia
25:00 <Nice1> not every day
25:00 <amelia> you want the attention of someone saying WHY u PiNG Me
25:00 <Sutekh> haha
25:00 <Skirmish> Nice1 is ranked right down there with the likes of beehhh and romeo. 
26:00 <Nice1> but that could  be just your perception. 
26:00 <Nice1> or could be something else Skirmish
26:00 <Nice1> something different Skirmish
27:00 <b1rd> Hi sutekh :)
27:00 <Nice1> who knows would it could be
27:00 <Skirmish> Of course it's my perception. Why are you trying to sound smart and just saying stupid things? 
27:00 <Sutekh> b1rddddddddddd
27:00 <b1rd> Ayyyy
27:00 <Nice1> ive never said anything stupid Skirmish
27:00 <b1rd> How is ya 
27:00 <Sutekh> good good.... came on to read some abuse
27:00 <Nice1> heh ok hehe if it makes you feel good Skirmish
28:00 <b1rd> Haha
28:00 <Nice1> at 10 more makes if you want Skirmish
28:00 <Nice1> marks
28:00 <b1rd> Youll find it here with skirmish
28:00 <Nice1> up to you Skirmish
29:00 <Skirmish> Sutekh: Hang around for b1rd's 'You must beat your wife' hour to start. 
29:00 <Nice1> ohhh heh finished with me Skirmish?
29:00 <Sutekh> haha
29:00 <b1rd> Hahaha fkn dumb cunt.
30:00 <Skirmish> Nice1: Yes I have given you enough of the attention you crave and attempt to obtain by pinging people and now I am moving on. Do you have a coping mechanism in place to deal with this? 
30:00 <Nice1> not really can you recommend someone Skirmish?
30:00 <Nice1> one of your gang
30:00 <Nice1> maybe
31:00 <Nice1> Skirmish
31:00 <b1rd> U seem a little agitated there skirmish.
31:00 <Nice1> yes he does a bit hey
33:00 <Skirmish> can anyone recommend Brazillian food and what to expect from a restaurant that identifies as 'brazillian cuisine'? 
33:00 <Sutekh> Hopefully no one takes it all to seriously....
34:00 <b1rd> Lol
34:00 <b1rd> You lazy shit skirmish just belt ya wife tell her to cook for u
35:00 <b1rd> As per usual.
35:00 <Skirmish> In between severe bruisings I like to take her out so people don't get suspicious. 
36:00 <Nice1> glad you can joke about it Skirmish
37:00 <Lumeah> She wear a bearka skirmish? 
37:00 <Skirmish> A lavish nine-course menu of the finest meats and seafood is served from an elaborate sword at your table by an expert churrascian.    <--- Food from a sword. They have my attention. 
37:00 <Lumeah> Coves up her bruises 
38:00 <Lumeah> Ya fulla shit skirmish 
38:00 <Nice1> heh
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> disapointing there aren't many places to buy in this and the surrounding areas
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> kinda put a dent in my happiness
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Lumeah are you gonna fuck b1rd's brains out?
40:00 <Skirmish> Since there are no brains to be fucked out they're just going to skull fuck the empty cavity. 
40:00 <Lumeah> Going to? 
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Thought you two were an item
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Brb
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not that inwas really here anyways
44:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> r u drunk babe
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I gots a hungover cure for u
45:00 <Skirmish> I think I might just go mexican with the lady tomorrow night. Safe bet instead of food on a sword. 
45:00 <lisa> MOTHERFUCKER
46:00 <Glenn> Good evening all!
46:00 <lisa> i just had to kill the biggest huntsman i've ever seen in my life
46:00 <Bass`Babe85> lisa I had tacossssss
46:00 <Bass`Babe85> did you?
46:00 <lisa> motherfucker!
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck that
46:00 <lisa> no
46:00 <lisa> no tacos
46:00 <Bass`Babe85> aww
46:00 <lisa> my dog was bad today i couldn't leave him
46:00 <Bass`Babe85> loserrrr
46:00 <Bass`Babe85> aww that sucks
46:00 <lisa> did my salsa do you proud again
47:00 <Bass`Babe85> yes my shite will be epic later or tomorrow
47:00 <Bass`Babe85> was very naice
47:00 <lisa> excellent
48:00 <MuGgSY> seeeeluuuttsss
49:00 <Skirmish> Hey amelia is yum cha that chinese food thing where you can pick multiple types of dishes or something? Never done it before ... worth giving it a go? 
49:00 <amelia> yuppppppppp
49:00 <amelia> delish
50:00 <amelia> u never had dim sum before?
52:00 <Skirmish> Nope. 
52:00 <MT^PoKEr> Dim sum?
53:00 <Bass`Babe85> it's basically yum cha
53:00 <amelia> you can even order chicken feet haha
53:00 <lisa> is dim sum and yum cha the same thing
53:00 <Bass`Babe85> and your mum!
53:00 <lisa> enquiring minds want to know
53:00 <lisa> wb couleurs!
54:00 <amelia> you goin for brunch Skirmish?
54:00 <couleurs> thx Sumbean
54:00 <couleurs> i mean lisa 
54:00 <couleurs> kik
54:00 <lisa> er
54:00 <lisa> ok..
54:00 <couleurs> got u good
55:00 <lisa> i get the tab mistake, that mistake i didn't get
55:00 <lisa> but all good
55:00 <lisa> i've had beers so i'll put it down to that
55:00 <couleurs> me 2
55:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Dinner. 
56:00 <couleurs> amelia: Tacos.
56:00 <amelia> oh ive only ever had it like 11am
56:00 <MuGgSY> oooh beer
56:00 <amelia> cereals: burritos
56:00 <Skirmish> oh ok. They might not do it for dinner? 
56:00 <amelia> i didnt think so?
56:00 <lisa> we were justtalkin about tacos before you came couleurs
56:00 <Skirmish> I was thinking mexican food is an option too. 
56:00 <lisa> you must be psychic
56:00 <couleurs> Nice.
56:00 <lisa> i have the best salsa recipe ever
56:00 <couleurs> lotto numbers comeing up.......
57:00 <lisa> 4 ingredients, and alllllll the mexican flavour
57:00 <lisa> i lived 20 minutes from the mexican border for almost 10 years so i'm qualified
57:00 <couleurs> ok c u 4 nye party mexican themed
57:00 <amelia> quadadilafied
58:00 <lisa> hi amelia
58:00 <lisa> :)
58:00 <amelia> hi
58:00 <lisa> i've never had a party at my house
58:00 <lisa> i don't like enough people
58:00 <couleurs> me 2 i h8 most
58:00 <lisa> would be epic though, ppl could camp
59:00 <lisa> except kelevra
00:00 <lisa> i'd let her share my queen bed
00:00 <lisa> \o/
00:00 <couleurs> Gross.
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lmao couleurs
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Why?
00:00 <lisa> why not?
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No why he thinks its gross
01:00 <lisa> pretty sure it wouldn't be gross
02:00 <couleurs> she's got rabies
02:00 <couleurs> babies rabies
02:00 <lisa> oh
02:00 <lisa> i've been vaccinated against rabies, i used to work with animals in the US
02:00 <lisa> so all good :D
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LAWL
03:00 <couleurs> you're only best friends cos you love frank turner
03:00 <lisa> nah i love him, mel is just tolerant of him i think
03:00 <lisa> but points for memory
03:00 <couleurs> thx
03:00 <lisa> credit where credit is due etc
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Credits
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I was in a arcade daze then
04:00 <lisa> not video game credits no
04:00 <lisa> one track mind, you
05:00 <couleurs> High Distinction 
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Free play
05:00 <lisa> yes
06:00 <lisa> HD as opposed to C for sure
06:00 <lisa> i'm impressed
06:00 <lisa> unless you know of frank turner independently
06:00 <lisa> then points reduce
07:00 <lisa> it's a complicated process
07:00 <couleurs> hi pong
07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hii
07:00 <lisa> this grading business
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol jeez
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I must have drank 20l of water today
12:00 <lisa> i must have drunk
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ...
12:00 <Skirmish> I have drunk no water today. 
13:00 <lisa> over 2l of beer
13:00 <lisa> !
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hell yeh gurl
13:00 <lisa> hey spanish!
13:00 <lisa> i need to
13:00 <lisa> my dog is having an mri tomorrow
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You make me proud
13:00 <lisa> much stress
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know a beer drinking female lol
13:00 <lisa> fuck yes
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohh
13:00 <lisa> although
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :(
13:00 <lisa> i'm a cadbury girl
13:00 <lisa> i don't deny it
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Explain
14:00 <lisa>  i get buzzed from two beers for sure
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So your not a toblerone woman
14:00 <lisa> glass and a half
14:00 <lisa> cheap date
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lmao
14:00 <lisa> have you not heard that before?!
14:00 <lisa> it's a thing
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Neva
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I think ive seen you say it tho now u mention
15:00 <lisa> no one in the US got it, but i expect more from you tozza[Mobile]
15:00 <lisa> wb Kelevra
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol ill try harder
15:00 <lisa> <3
15:00 <Kelevra> lisa & mel 4 lyf mang <3
15:00 <Kelevra> haha
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I remember when s2 was loveheart on irc
15:00 <lisa> you know it bitch
16:00 <lisa> jaysus
16:00 <lisa> don't give me palpitations like that
16:00 <Kelevra> you wouldn't know what to do with him
16:00 <lisa> i'm a faithful girl
16:00 <lisa> no i wouldn't
16:00 <Kelevra> you'd feed him and just stare @ him haha
16:00 <lisa> i'd just want to talk about music and drink beer
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok im gonna leave now
16:00 <lisa> maybe cook him tacos
16:00 <lisa> since it's the only thing i can cook 
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just gonna walk over there
17:00 <lisa> but he's in california so he'd know how GOOD my salsa is!
18:00 <lisa> also Kelevra you can add corn
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Speed so fast i feel like i was drunk
18:00 <lisa> the secret 5th ingredient
18:00 <lisa> if you want to up your game
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats a old trick
19:00 <lisa> it is my bday soon
19:00 <lisa> i turn old
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 32?
19:00 <lisa> more
19:00 <lisa> 39
19:00 <lisa> !
20:00 <lisa> i think i'm officially a cougar
20:00 <lisa> or i could be if i wanted to, i already have a cub..
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lols
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Keepin dem cubz at bay aye
21:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong liek cougars
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Isnt pong one himself?
21:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey bean
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beam
21:00 <Sunbeam> hey tozza[Mobile] :)
22:00 <lisa> hi Sunbeam!
22:00 <lisa> morning
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> sumbean haha
22:00 <Sunbeam> hiya lisa :)
22:00 <couleurs> hi Sumbean
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how
22:00 <Sunbeam> that's what colours calls me lol
22:00 <Sunbeam> see?
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cause pong old skool
22:00 <Sunbeam> hi [[[[[pong]]]]] is here :)
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> only a lil bit
22:00 <Sunbeam> ta muchly
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hii
22:00 <Sunbeam> hiya colours :)
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> groove is in the house
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is groovy
23:00 <Sunbeam> groovey
23:00 <lisa> groove is in the HEART
23:00 <lisa> jesus man
23:00 <lisa> get it right
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> groovy kind of love
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i like being backward n corrected alot
23:00 <lisa> NO no phil collins
23:00 <lisa> jesus
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its what makes me me
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes YES phil collins
24:00 <lisa> i'm sorry to hear that
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 hearts beating in just 1 mind
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Care for a serenade?
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohh yes i wish it would rain now down on me
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Have u seen the poor bastards hands
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> completely fucked from all the drumming
25:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Nice1 :)
26:00 <zaim> `voice stebie
26:00 <Sunbeam> hi zaim :)
26:00 <zaim> sup Sunbeam
26:00 <Sunbeam> noralot :P
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> he walks on doesn't look back seems embarrassed too be there
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> OHH THINK TWICE
27:00 <Sunbeam> just another day for you and me in paradise
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> not if lisa has anything too say about it
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :p
28:00 <amelia> i jus shoved my finger in the mushy part of pumpkin
28:00 <Nice1> shot the monkey!
28:00 <amelia> and it felt disgusting
28:00 <amelia> yuck
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pumpkin molester
28:00 <amelia> instantly regretted it
29:00 <lisa> dave grohl has drummer hands
29:00 <lisa> a REAL drummer
29:00 <Sunbeam> no TheRon today?
29:00 <lisa> mmmmm daaaaave
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa i think phil has proven his talent to play and write his own music agreed?
29:00 <Sunbeam> hi sluggz
29:00 <lisa> nope
29:00 <lisa> not even a little bit
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow your dropped
29:00 <amelia> uhm clearly you haven't listened to little drummer boy
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who even are you
30:00 <lisa> :o
30:00 <sluggz> Hi bunseam
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :(
30:00 <amelia> REAL drummer
30:00 <sluggz> :)
30:00 <Sunbeam> i agree with you tozza[Mobile]
30:00 <lisa> phil collins ruined genesis, and for that i can never forgive him
30:00 <lisa> everything else after that is a moot point
31:00 <Sunbeam> i thought you were rexy for the moment sluggz...cos he always calls me that
31:00 <Skirmish> OOH AH AH AH AH disturbed do the best phil collins covers. 
31:00 <sluggz> Ben gillies best drummer in world
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i like the genesis song about the famous female
31:00 <sluggz> Lol 
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> melb now bigger than syd
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeassss
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Forgot what its called
31:00 <Kelevra> yeah so's your face [[[[[pong]]]]]
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> we have been for like over a week pong
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bunseam hahaha
32:00 <Sunbeam> which famoue female tozza[Mobile]?
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I think its just a made yp story
32:00 <amelia> parumpapumpum
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hold on beam
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Kelevra is attractred to pong
32:00 <Kelevra> you wish..
32:00 <stebie> ty zaim ty
33:00 <amelia> hi Breville
33:00 <sluggz> Kelevra  hi
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she likes attractive and successful people 
33:00 <Sunbeam> hi norty amelia jane :)
33:00 <lisa> yeah like me
33:00 <stebie> hiya mel
33:00 <Sunbeam> hi Kelevra
33:00 <lisa> she likes me.
33:00 <Sunbeam> hi stebie
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> and pong....
34:00 <lisa> hey stebie
34:00 <sluggz> Speak up b1rd  !!!
34:00 <Kelevra> hey stebie hey Sunbeam, how goes it?
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sunbeam:
34:00 <Sunbeam> alls good in my neck of the woods....you?
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its called duchess
34:00 <Sunbeam> yes tozza?
34:00 <Sunbeam> oh ok
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Duchess is a nice genesis song
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa do you agree
35:00 <lisa> is it the phil collins genesis or the peter gabriel genesis?
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Phil
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> like pong
36:00 <lisa> then no
36:00 <Kelevra> Sunbeam yeah I'm travelling well, just having a few bevvies
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U suckkkk
36:00 <Sunbeam> :)
36:00 <lisa> i'm sorry we have to break up
37:00 <lisa> it's been fun
37:00 <beagle> i walked out and picked up cigarette butts ! fuck there was HEAPS out there (people were throwing their used smokes on the ground on a hot windy day)
37:00 <lisa> rip tozza[Mobile]
37:00 <Sunbeam> breaking up is hard to do
37:00 <Kelevra> NO LISA
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its a nice song
37:00 <Kelevra> DON'T
37:00 <Kelevra> wait, are you breaking up with me?
37:00 <Kelevra> o.O
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf
37:00 <sluggz> Lol beagle really
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
37:00 <lisa> no no
37:00 <Sunbeam> hi beagle
37:00 <lisa> not you Kelevra
37:00 <Kelevra> oh thankgod
37:00 <lisa> i'm breaking up with tozza
37:00 <beagle> hi
37:00 <lisa> it's ok baby
37:00 <lisa> <3
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah thom go fucking hit the road nigz
38:00 <Kelevra> she dun want yo arse!
38:00 <beagle> r u drunk Kelevra
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Stfu ill slap ya silly
38:00 <sluggz> Break up you say?
38:00 <Kelevra> beagle nah I'm just watching tv and taking it easy
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant be with no phil collins fan anyway
38:00 <Kelevra> are you pissed?
38:00 <lisa> i'm pissed
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Duchess is a beautiful song
38:00 <beagle> nah . just watching david attenborough
38:00 <lisa> wait, do you mean american pissed or aussie pissed
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> read the lyrics
38:00 <sluggz> Same beegz
38:00 <Kelevra> okay mum always said if you feel drunk or pissed keep the legs closed and the eyes open
39:00 <lisa> good advice
39:00 <Sunbeam> lol
39:00 <Kelevra> :)
39:00 <lisa> and i can still spell, so it's all good
39:00 <Kelevra> yeah you can't be pissed if you can still spell
39:00 <lisa> you know there's a problem when i can't spell or use correct grammar
39:00 <sluggz> Bs its always a leg opener
39:00 <Kelevra> mind you I corrected 'spall' for 'spell'
39:00 <Kelevra> :P
39:00 <Kelevra> herp de derp
39:00 <lisa> lol
40:00 <sluggz> Doopty doo
40:00 <sluggz> Lisa how are you
40:00 <lisa> i'll stop now though
40:00 <sluggz> I wanna have a spew
40:00 <sluggz> Ok
40:00 <lisa> my dog still needs nursing care throughout the night
41:00 <sluggz> :(
41:00 <lisa> i love him.
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> amelia
41:00 <sluggz> :)
41:00 <spanish>  Hi Lisa
41:00 <sluggz> :D
41:00 <spanish> Hi all
41:00 <amelia> T
41:00 <sluggz> Hi Spanish
41:00 <sluggz> Spanish hook us up a blow jay?
42:00 <sluggz> Or rim sting
42:00 <sluggz> Boe
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/tC2H9IKj/1488969778.JPG
43:00 <amelia> TWIXXXXXXXXX
43:00 <amelia> good choice my friend good choice
43:00 <sluggz> MNM twirrrrl
43:00 <amelia> the chocolate matches ur eye colour
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Atleast someone agrees with my choices
43:00 <sluggz> Marvelous creations
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hahaha
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes
44:00 <sluggz> With popping candy rocks
44:00 <amelia> hate those marvelous creations
44:00 <lisa> amelia he's all yours
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The gold wrapper
44:00 <amelia> who's all mine
44:00 <couleurs> i love twix
44:00 <sluggz> Amelia it hates you too
44:00 <beagle> i almost walked into a web on the middle of the street of this massive spider on my walk back
44:00 <amelia> no, the actual chocolate t
44:00 <amelia> T
44:00 <lisa> omg beagle
44:00 <amelia> the 5brown
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your brown
44:00 <lisa> i had to kill the biggest huntsman i'd ever seen about an hour ago
44:00 <lisa> motherfucker
44:00 <amelia> im blue m8
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> austnet leaks said so
44:00 <beagle> huntsmen hurt like hell when they bite
45:00 <amelia> ohhh my skin bwahhahahaha
45:00 <lisa> fuck
45:00 <amelia> u gots me there
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LoooL
45:00 <lisa> it was him or me
45:00 <lisa> i won
45:00 <sluggz> Amelia has red eyes the devil woman
45:00 <lisa> he was jumpy too
45:00 <sluggz> ;/
45:00 <lisa> motherfucker
45:00 <Skirmish> Dinner reservations made and tickets the movies bought. Date night is ON. 
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i always ask rent money before i kill a spider
45:00 <sluggz> Like a pitbull
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So far ive made no $
45:00 <couleurs> should catch huntsmen and let them out so they can eat the dangerous spiders instead pls
45:00 <sluggz> Skirmish sounds yank
45:00 <sluggz> Lols
45:00 <lisa> fuck that
45:00 <amelia> wots for dinner Skirmish
45:00 <sluggz> Reservations
45:00 <lisa> they can all die in a fire
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> true
46:00 <sluggz> Fucken poofta
46:00 <lisa> omg my dog is doing the worst farts
46:00 <couleurs> i do it they cool
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant stand them
46:00 <lisa> must be the fentanyl
46:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Mexican. 
46:00 <lisa> he's never been a farter
46:00 <amelia> BURRITOOOOOOOOOO
46:00 <sluggz> Lol Lisa
46:00 <Skirmish> ENCHILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADA!
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/WwvSzwCn/IMG_0212.JPG
46:00 <sluggz> Dog farts are worse than hooman
46:00 <amelia> i will eat the fuck outta that
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh really
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
46:00 <amelia> the burrito
47:00 <amelia> not the pic
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hahahaahah
47:00 <beagle> my farts are worse than dog farts
47:00 <lisa> nah i dunno man
47:00 <Skirmish> http://www.cantinanewcastle.com.au/
47:00 <lisa> these are pretty foul
47:00 <sluggz> Farts coming soon
47:00 <beagle> get your cigarette lighter ready to explode that methane
48:00 <sluggz> Lol Lisa its a dog what ya want rose smell?
48:00 <amelia> HOT SHARING PLATE
48:00 <sluggz>  Pal farts are hectic
48:00 <lisa> i'm forgiving him because he's ill
48:00 <Skirmish> And to make sure the lady is in the mood for our return home .... 2 tickets to Fifty Shades Darker @ 9:40pm after dinner. 
48:00 <lisa> but this cannot continue
48:00 <amelia> chipotle dusted calamari ringd
48:00 <sluggz> Shmacko Arse 
48:00 <amelia> T i am going to kick your brown eyes off ur head
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mwahahaha
49:00 <Kelevra> aww
49:00 <Kelevra> don't beat up thom
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> im really popular tonight
49:00 <Kelevra> I'll have to kill peeps
49:00 <amelia> u cant stop me or i beatchu up too
49:00 <MickTaylor> Seems it tozza[Mobile]
49:00 <lisa> no you're not
49:00 <lisa> OHILL COLLINS FAN
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yep
49:00 <lisa> dirty dirty phil collins fan
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Love OHILL COLLINS
50:00 <lisa> we can never come back from this
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> love me os ohill
50:00 <beagle> i was listening to phil collins last week
50:00 <beagle> this week was boy bands LOL
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ur dropped to beagle
50:00 <beagle> and tv remakes of full house
50:00 <Kelevra> i'll go world of warcraft on all your asses
50:00 <lisa> but if it's ironic it's ok
50:00 <lisa> tozza[Mobile]: really really likes him
50:00 <lisa> and thinks he's a great musician
50:00 <darkthrone1> hi
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He was buy
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Could play all the instuments
51:00 <lisa> like, i have mcguver on dvd
51:00 <sluggz> Bi
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Write misic
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Write lyrics and sing
51:00 <lisa> but it's because i love how lame it is
51:00 <lisa> not because i think it was the best tv ever made
51:00 <sluggz> Lol partgay
51:00 <lisa> i do ;)
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No i meant he could
51:00 <Kelevra> partay aww don't be like that, how will I ever cope with snot thrown @ me
51:00 <lisa> did i ever send you a pic of my tatt tozza[Mobile]
51:00 <Kelevra> especially e-snotage
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Play all the instruments wtite the music and write and sing lyrics
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Better than 95% of popular media today
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No lisa
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Neva seen
53:00 <darkthrone1> i play 10 instruments
53:00 <Skirmish> You play the meat trumpet. 
53:00 <darkthrone1> on ipad
53:00 <sluggz> I play the fiddle
53:00 <partay> darkthrone1 but you play the skinflute the best
53:00 <darkthrone1> i press play
53:00 <lisa> tozza[Mobile]: http://imgur.com/a/MMPue
54:00 <sluggz> I play the vagiolin
54:00 <sluggz> Beat out a riff
54:00 <darkthrone1> you guys should check out the band darkthrone
54:00 <partay> lisa interesting tatt
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol @ meat trumpet
54:00 <lisa> it's jeff buckley in origin
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa thats cool
55:00 <darkthrone1> state of.origin 
55:00 <sluggz> Amelia blows the snot horn
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh oh i wanna play
56:00 <lisa> thx partay
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tozza plays the clit-ar
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> OHG WHAT A FEELING WHEN WE DANCING ON THE CEILING
57:00 <lisa> i'm excited for state to state's new record
57:00 <darkthrone1> i play the gf beater two black eyes
57:00 <lisa> it's gonna be a bit epic
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :D
58:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oul2PiVyv60
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: State to State - Comprehension Headache (Official Video) (Jun 5, 2014) Length: 4:13 - Category: Music - 7,489 views views - 40 likes (97.6%), 1 dislikes (2.4%)
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I really liked that song
59:00 <darkthrone1> check out filthy frank
59:00 <lisa> the next record is more vocal driven, it's going to be big
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sweet
00:00 <lisa> did i show you this one  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQu_tW6LEX4
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: State To State - Blue Jeans (Lana Del Rey cover) [webrip] (Apr 11, 2016) Length: 4:32 - Category: Music - 2,391 views views - 61 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:00 <lisa> it's a cover but it's amazing
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh I remember that one too :p
04:00 <lisa> well then.
05:00 <darkthrone1> lisa
05:00 <darkthrone1> are you a trans
05:00 <darkthrone1> ?
05:00 <lisa> not that i know of
06:00 <darkthrone1> ok
06:00 <darkthrone1> i live out of a van
07:00 <partay> darkthrone1 heres an upgrade to your van 
07:00 <partay> http://imgur.com/gallery/1V3L2
08:00 <amelia> you don't live out of a van, you have that big house the girl wanted to goldigger u for
09:00 <MickTaylor> You are the dancing queeeeeeen
09:00 <MickTaylor> You n sweeeeet
10:00 <MickTaylor> Young*
10:00 <darkthrone1> amelia
10:00 <darkthrone1> i have a house but i prefer to live in my van
10:00 <darkthrone1> its a vw caddy maxi
11:00 <amelia> who lives in the house
11:00 <darkthrone1> sometimes i do
11:00 <amelia> why you prefer the van
11:00 <darkthrone1> and my bro
12:00 <darkthrone1> cos its peaceful
12:00 <partay> darkthrone1 keep off the acid champ
12:00 <darkthrone1> i enjoy waking up in the van
12:00 <amelia> and there's not more to the story?
12:00 <darkthrone1> feels like camping
12:00 <darkthrone1> i also go for long drives
13:00 <darkthrone1> so i sleep in it overnight
13:00 <darkthrone1> got used to it
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id live on my boat if i could
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Go all kevin costner waterworld on your asses
14:00 <darkthrone1> yeah thats why i got the van
14:00 <pauly> hello ..
15:00 <darkthrone1> i got my old school mate living with me cos hes broke
15:00 <darkthrone1> the guy never held down a job for very long
15:00 <pauly> hi Sunbeam Sunbeam Sunbeam :) hugggs
15:00 <pauly> hi lisa .
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kisses for paulynz
19:00 <MickTaylor> tozza[Mobile]: How's you big sign?
19:00 <MickTaylor> All sorted son?
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh done that like 3 hours ago
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im printing all the f1 gate banners now
21:00 <MickTaylor> Who's prepped for steak n bj day with ham to counter fucked teeth?
21:00 <MickTaylor> Nice
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> History never repeats
22:00 <MickTaylor> Good song
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Any female care to make a hard working printer a sandwich
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Se suburbs
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Please pm fankz
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ... strange no pms
26:00 <partay> amelia is handy with the sammich press
27:00 <partay> amelia 2 x ham, cheese tomato. KGO
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is dis twueee
27:00 <amelia> o gosh i could actually go one of them
27:00 <amelia> ye my PaNiNi PReSS m8
28:00 <MickTaylor> amelia: sammiches for da boyzzzz
30:00 <amelia> why dont you give each other a sosage sammich
30:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> panini press
30:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> sassages!
30:00 <darkthrone1> i drive up and down the east coast in my van
30:00 <partay> we can make you a bukukke scroll
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> amelia u sell houses help me out cunny
31:00 <partay> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard amelia works for the seller not the buyer 
31:00 <amelia> not in Adelaide cunny
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mmm curry
31:00 <partay> amelia go get me a chicen tika 
31:00 <amelia> mmm burry
31:00 <amelia> toe
32:00 <MickTaylor> https://scontent.fmel3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17155541_10154446698463364_1242931690357632581_n.jpg?oh=2beae2361d82d3194670e1db29660825&oe=592F3293
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she works alright
32:00 <MickTaylor> Fix for crossing man light issue
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I am moving to Tumby Bay
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> go thru perth, kidnap amelia, come back
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> build dungeon*
34:00 <amelia> can i bring my 3DS
34:00 <partay> amelia would be a willing proponent 
34:00 <amelia> no ur a propeller
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I found another place with a pool
35:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and ok interior 2
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zutter sickenn
35:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> u can bring 3ds, ds, GBA SP and gameboy original
35:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> cnn osalama motherfucker
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No micro , pocket or colour?
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pocket colour even?
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> sure
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> but only one
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> choose wisely
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you have five years.
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/aJ6C8jV5/1488973037.JPG
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> loll
38:00 <partay> hahaha
38:00 <amelia> ahaahhahahahaahah cheeeeeezels
38:00 <partay> box of cheezels to inspire
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/gWhOGQAJ/1488973119.JPG
38:00 <Kynetic> need 2 boxes
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao he didnt know i was taking it
39:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAA
39:00 <amelia> huge hands
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And a little willy weird
41:00 <Kynetic> why are you taking photos of me tozza
41:00 <Kynetic> get back to work
42:00 <Nice1> heh
43:00 <partay> spanish is a very attractive man
43:00 <partay> amelia there could be a chance if you played your cards right 
44:00 <amelia> no way
44:00 <spanish> She could partay
44:00 <amelia> he is def out of my league
44:00 <spanish> Really
44:00 <amelia> too good for little melia
44:00 <spanish> Maybe you to good for me
44:00 <partay> ney
45:00 <spanish> How tall are you Amelia
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> tozza[Mobile] i dont think that guy knows he's awake
45:00 <amelia> 5'5
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he looks like an orc
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ur fucking short as fuck
46:00 <spanish> I'm just tiny bit more tall than u
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> guys get back pains tryina make out with you
46:00 <partay> 5'5 is ok for a chick 
46:00 <MickTaylor> 5'5
46:00 <amelia> 5'5 is pretty avg for a female
46:00 <partay> its the tonnage thats a key factor
46:00 <MickTaylor> Nawww you're little
46:00 <spanish> I'm 5'6
46:00 <MickTaylor> So is spanish
46:00 <MickTaylor> lolol
46:00 <amelia> ohhh u lil as
46:00 <spanish> Yes
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahahaha
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Waaaaah das otay
47:00 <spanish> So we nearly same height
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i likem tall and old
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> like 50
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and alcoholic
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> recovering drug addict
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> drives a datson and dresses like the 80's didnt die in her arsehole
49:00 <spanish> What about king wood
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nah but she gotta have the temperment of the dad from that show
49:00 <spanish> U haven't post pic of u Amelia
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and the vocab of the father in The Castle
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she posted her leg the other day 
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> be thankfull.
50:00 <amelia> are you insulting my leg
51:00 <sluggz> Leg of mutton
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I seen her arm holding the massive fish
51:00 <amelia> my super tall legs m8
51:00 <spanish> No need see rest of the body lol
51:00 <amelia> im wearing a jumper from that random man in that fisher pic
52:00 <sluggz> And the hair on her st
52:00 <amelia> it went to my knees
52:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I'm taking lessons from this show Bull
52:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> if I have to go to court for murdering a woman I will say I am gay
52:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> better start going to gay bars and bringing guys home so that can be verified.
52:00 <sluggz> And the hair on her dicky do do hangs down to her knees!
53:00 <sluggz> Di do
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha lucky random fisherman clothes
53:00 <amelia> cold as heck
53:00 <beagle> note: if you ever go buy one these vape things buy a huge tank (Where there liquid goes)
54:00 <spanish> Didn't see your face
54:00 <amelia> that's a good thing
54:00 <spanish> Why
55:00 <sluggz> How r ya b1rd
55:00 <spanish> U seen my face lol
55:00 <sluggz> I can't see faces...its a condition.
55:00 <MickTaylor> https://scontent.fmel3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17155498_1857438314512770_6475902821246830910_n.jpg?oh=98c79412b08b24942a2001d0ce788c6f&oe=592590CA
55:00 <MickTaylor> loooooollllllllll
55:00 <beagle> i cant see feaces ! its just a shit !
55:00 <amelia> BWHAHAHA
56:00 <MickTaylor> This is why you don't do break ins people
57:00 <MickTaylor> Can end very badly
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My
57:00 <sluggz> Lol bummer hey Mick???
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gosh
58:00 <MickTaylor> Yup
58:00 <sluggz> Physically damaged
58:00 <MickTaylor> loll
58:00 <sluggz> WhaaaaaHhhh
58:00 <MickTaylor> They probably fist themselves when trying to wipe their arses now
58:00 <sluggz> Speak up b1rd
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you use a vaporiser beagle?
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I use nicorette inhalers
00:00 <sluggz> Bs you use sweet puff inhalers
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sweet puff inhalers?
01:00 <sluggz> Yeah
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> sounds like vape
01:00 <mrwuf> nicorette really expensive
01:00 <sluggz> Lol does
01:00 <mrwuf> like they want about 20$ for 1.5ml of 20mg/ml nicotine and only one flavour yeah
02:00 <mrwuf> buy 50ml for $5 here https://www.fasttech.com/category/3099
02:00 <partay> just dont take anything
02:00 <mrwuf> yea thats how I quit
02:00 <sluggz> Partgay pooper!
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I drink beer
03:00 <Kelevra> hey whats that movie with the von trapp family with the kids and that lady who sings songs?
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Havent smoked cigarettes in iver 2 years
03:00 <mrwuf> smoking pack 25 every 3 days to nicorette sprays, to vaping, to quiting...
03:00 <partay> i havent had a beer in over 5 years.. I only drink bourbon
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Google is my friend
03:00 <sluggz> Lol
03:00 <sluggz> Yeah
03:00 <partay> mrwuf thats good work
03:00 <Kelevra> the sound of music or some shit?
03:00 <amelia> sweet puff
04:00 <amelia> isn't that crack pipes
04:00 <sluggz> Lol
04:00 <sluggz> Yes
04:00 <partay> Kelevra i need a shoulder massage kgo
04:00 <Kelevra> is it?
04:00 <sluggz> Yup
04:00 <Kelevra> partay answer my question and i'll blow you into next week
04:00 <Kelevra> wait sluggz beat you to it
04:00 <Kelevra> and I didn't even have to massage him
04:00 <Kelevra> PWND
04:00 <Kelevra> werd.
04:00 <Kelevra> like a boss!
05:00 <mrwuf> this one Kelevra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2hy0L5lgg
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mary Poppins Sings Death Metal (Feb 24, 2015) Length: 2:00 - Category: Music - 5,332,107 views views - 61,132 likes (97.9%), 1,334 dislikes (2.1%)
05:00 <amelia> im pretty sure he was answering the crack pipe question
05:00 <sluggz> Lol
05:00 <sluggz> Sshhh
05:00 <sluggz> Both
05:00 <partay> Kelevra yes Sound of Music 
05:00 <sluggz> :p
05:00 <Kelevra> mrwuf nah
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The chips are alive with the sound of spanish
06:00 <sluggz> Is it me you cunt face????
06:00 <Kelevra> amelia eh I'd not blow either of them, it's a useless scenario due to their lack of motivation
06:00 <sluggz> Google is it me you cunt face lol YouTube
07:00 <sluggz> Omg
07:00 <sluggz> Lols
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> spanish omelet
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just like a spanish omelet: cum hungry, leave happy.
07:00 <Kelevra> nah you guys totally didn't help a nigger out
07:00 <Kelevra> no blowies for the fish
08:00 <sluggz> Lol s
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> West end girls
09:00 <L0lLyPop_gURL`> Lolsy
10:00 <L0lLyPop_gURL`> I was in love with this chick with this nick like 15 years ago lololz
11:00 <partay> sluggz always knew you were a devo
11:00 <Bass`Babe85> nice
11:00 <sluggballz> Stalked the fuck outta her
11:00 <sluggballz> Fark
11:00 <Bass`Babe85> nice about 15yrs ago my nick was Momo_85
11:00 <sluggballz> She dccd me a pic
11:00 <sluggballz> Fark kkk
11:00 <sluggballz> Lol I remember you
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I CANT DANCE
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I CANT WALK
12:00 <sluggballz> I was spence
12:00 <sluggballz> Or muffmuncher
12:00 <sluggballz> I was always on Melton and scumshine too lol
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ive always been tozza
12:00 <partay> you can dance if you want to you can leave your friends behind
13:00 <sluggballz> Hi piss
13:00 <partay> but if you dont dance youre no friend of mine
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/sNJVFloPIVA
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Genesis - I Can't Dance (Feb 27, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 6,947,572 views views - 29,013 likes (97.9%), 629 dislikes (2.1%)
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> sluggballz
22:00 <Sunbeam> men without hats - the safety dance
22:00 <partay> Sunbeam correct
22:00 <partay> top of the class 
22:00 <Sunbeam> can i give the pencils out tomorrow?
23:00 <partay> you can stay after class 
23:00 <Sunbeam> thought that was detention when bad?
23:00 <partay> special project
23:00 <Bass`Babe85> another tatoo tomorrow
23:00 <partay> where ?
24:00 <Bass`Babe85> on my other ankle
25:00 <Bass`Babe85> 'for the v' so it matches 'for the d' and if bitches hit on me I'll just say 'I have vd'
25:00 <Bass`Babe85> makes life funnier
25:00 <partay> Sunbeam you cant tell anyone
26:00 <Bass`Babe85> well vd is a disease and my family members call me melaria and melanoma
26:00 <Bass`Babe85> so diseases are fairly funny
26:00 <Sunbeam> i know what VD is ...a STD
26:00 <Bass`Babe85> yeah and?
27:00 <sluggballz> Veneral
27:00 <Sunbeam> nothing funny about any kind of disease
27:00 <sluggballz> Disease
27:00 <sluggballz> Veneriel?
27:00 <sluggballz> Fuckknows
27:00 <Bass`Babe85> I don't plan on getting the disease but if ppl think I have it it'd be an easy way to say fuck off before they talk to me amirite?
27:00 <Bass`Babe85> my family gets me way more than you guys
27:00 <Bass`Babe85> :(
28:00 <Sunbeam> hmm sorry can't say i understand your humour/attitude
28:00 <Bass`Babe85> each to their own darling
28:00 <Sunbeam> saying that i'm probably old enuff to be your mum
28:00 <Sunbeam> u werew born in 85?
28:00 <partay> Sunbeam is 69 vintage 
29:00 <Kelevra> does this explain your woes?
29:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'm 31
29:00 <Sunbeam> who?
29:00 <MickTaylor> 69 eh
29:00 <Sunbeam> lol
30:00 <MickTaylor> :>
30:00 <Sunbeam> is MickTaylor's smirk to the 69 the same 69 you are refering to partay?
30:00 <MickTaylor> lollll
30:00 <MickTaylor> Your hubby must be happy
30:00 <MickTaylor> Giggity
30:00 <Sunbeam> euphoric MickTaylor
30:00 <MickTaylor> lolol
30:00 <partay> 69 as in 1969\
30:00 <Sunbeam> especially as my mum taught me spitting was dirty
31:00 <beagle> yuck milfs
31:00 <Sunbeam> not that i'm aware of partay ...were you born in 1969?
31:00 <partay> no
31:00 <Sunbeam> neither was i lol
31:00 <partay> 70's yes
32:00 <Sunbeam> :)
35:00 <Sunbeam> that killed the convo
35:00 <sluggballz> This is the...this is the RHYTHM of the NIGHT
35:00 <Sunbeam> Corona
35:00 <sluggballz> OH YEH!
35:00 <MickTaylor> Good song
35:00 <sluggballz> I WAS ON K LISTENING TO IT OMG
35:00 <sluggballz> WOW
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> If you want to view paradise simply look around and you will
38:00 <Kelevra> lol my neighbours are talking about their gfs having dicks
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> K
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
38:00 <Kelevra> seriously it's pretty funny
38:00 <Sunbeam> gene wilder
39:00 <Sunbeam> from willy wonka's chocolate factory?
39:00 <sluggballz> Lol kelevra
39:00 <sluggballz> Hahaha
41:00 <sluggballz> I will kill a possum tonight !!
41:00 <sluggballz> Loud cunts
41:00 <sluggballz> Brb killing powsoom
42:00 <xm> murderer
42:00 <xm> they are beautiful creatures
42:00 <sluggballz> Lmao
42:00 <sluggballz> Yeah they are great....
42:00 <sluggballz> In possum pie
42:00 <sluggballz> :D
42:00 <sluggballz> Kill them all
43:00 <sluggballz> I make jacket with skins
43:00 <sluggballz> Possum whisperer
44:00 <xm> if you feed them regularly they will defend your house like a guard dog, even better than a guard dog. they're pretty fierce and can rip a burglar's face off
45:00 <sluggballz> No they cant
45:00 <sluggballz> My neighbor gives them food I will kill him too
45:00 <sluggballz> Fucking moron
46:00 <xm> your neighbour is beautiful too
46:00 <sluggballz> He's a junkie 
46:00 <sluggballz> Like seriously
46:00 <xm> yet has time to feed the possum?
46:00 <sluggballz> Fuck all possums off
46:00 <sluggballz> Yes
46:00 <sluggballz> Junkies have time 
46:00 <sluggballz> Hello???
46:00 <sluggballz> Anybody home
47:00 <Kelevra> sluggballz do it! possum pie!
47:00 <sluggballz> Possums...many 
47:00 <Sunbeam> poor possum
47:00 <xm> maybe he hallucinates and thinks the possums are his children
47:00 <sluggballz> I will man
47:00 <sluggballz> They are gay
47:00 <xm> lol
47:00 <sluggballz> Look cute but I kill
47:00 <xm> gay junkie possum feeders
47:00 <xm> oh the possums not the junkies
47:00 <sluggballz> No...the possies are gay
47:00 <sluggballz> Annoying
48:00 <xm> pozzed up possums
48:00 <sluggballz> Yup
48:00 <sluggballz> Should see the big one
48:00 <sluggballz> Fucking hell
48:00 <xm> well, if you're going to kill these possums ill change my fb photo to a possum with a rainbow filter
48:00 <partay> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17156323_1853060448265452_8428675994896106080_n.jpg?oh=afcce2dae3cf84d4b74869220628f952&oe=592D4D51
48:00 <sluggballz> No shit same size as an English staffy
48:00 <sluggballz> Massuve
48:00 <xm> yeah ive seen some videos of them fighting large cats. possum df cat
49:00 <sluggballz> I won't but they annoy me
49:00 <sluggballz> I will just stop this old junky feeding them
49:00 <sluggballz> Or trap 
49:00 <xm> you need a large cage with a syringe attached to the trigger
50:00 <sluggballz> Lols
50:00 <sluggballz> I already gangster slapped this old crack head
50:00 <sluggballz>   /smackhead
51:00 <sluggballz> Now he knows who's boss the junkie krumb
51:00 <darkthrone1> howsit goin 
51:00 <sluggballz> Hi mang
51:00 <sluggballz> Sup boe
51:00 <darkthrone1> watchin tv
51:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/2645694892120220/
51:00 <sluggballz> No your not
51:00 <darkthrone1> yeah man
51:00 <sluggballz> Your watching your computer
52:00 <sluggballz> See
52:00 <darkthrone1> transformers
52:00 <sluggballz> Cool
52:00 <partay> you're
52:00 <sluggballz> Was watching vikings sbs
52:00 <sluggballz> Lame
52:00 <darkthrone1> this is pretty drab
52:00 <sluggballz> You're part gay...ok
53:00 <darkthrone1> but the cgi is impressive 
53:00 <sluggballz> Fucken krumb
53:00 <darkthrone1> i wana make a movie
53:00 <darkthrone1> with 500mil budget
53:00 <sluggballz> Me too
53:00 <sluggballz> Lols
53:00 <couleurs> me 2
53:00 <sluggballz> Make 500 bil
54:00 <sluggballz> We start one
54:00 <sluggballz> About dandenong
54:00 <darkthrone1> yeah sounds cool
54:00 <sluggballz> My life
54:00 <couleurs> i'd keep $499m and spend $1m on da movie FuKeN_OwNeD
54:00 <sluggballz> In krumb town
54:00 <sluggballz> Lolz
54:00 <sluggballz> Jew!!!
54:00 <couleurs> $1m movie about beagle, Pieter and panda
55:00 <darkthrone1> you can make a sex movie for 1m
55:00 <xm> no need to pay for a script writer, save yourself some ca$h. just use IRC logs
55:00 <sluggballz> And b1rd
55:00 <couleurs> the 3 stooges remake u betta belief it
55:00 <sluggballz> Lol pieter
55:00 <sluggballz> Meth head
55:00 <couleurs> thx xm
55:00 <sluggballz> Where is that krumb?
55:00 <couleurs> get me some good dialogue 
55:00 <xm> npz
55:00 <xm> k ill help you write an epic romantic comedy
56:00 <sluggballz> Homo
56:00 <xm> ill change my nick to ^BabyDarl^
56:00 <sluggballz> Fucking horror
56:00 <xm> and wake up to the PMs
56:00 <sluggballz> Or porno
56:00 <sluggballz> Or one bout cannibalism
56:00 <mrwuf> id make a thriller-horror movie with that ca$h staring ole johninja as he travels country kidnapping n cannibalism backpackers but its also a romantic comedy too
57:00 <sluggballz> Lol mrpuf
57:00 <couleurs> do 1 of those new age cyber horrors liek the skype/facebook ones but it's set in the year 2004 when mIRC peakin' 
57:00 <couleurs> and it'd just be a webcam directed at the screen with mIRC maximised 
57:00 <mrwuf> man this zero gravity recliner is going to cause to do a backflip pretty soon unless I can remember to lock it before leaning back
57:00 <mrwuf> ya CATFISHES: An IRC Love Story
58:00 <xm> Title: BRB
58:00 <mrwuf> a collection of first dates
58:00 <xm> Synopsis: He never came back...
58:00 <xm> Genre: Horror
59:00 <couleurs> how did you get a zero gravity recliner are you a scienstits like rick or what
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