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00:00 <deadpandadolls> God drowned everybody
00:00 <Nice1> what
00:00 <Nice1> where
00:00 <deadpandadolls> because they started to enjoy sharing partners
00:00 <tozza> jebus
00:00 <deadpandadolls> and gay activity
00:00 <tozza> save me jeebus
00:00 <deadpandadolls> and God
00:00 <deadpandadolls> he chooses the most uptight dude he knows
00:00 <deadpandadolls> Noah
00:00 <deadpandadolls> who hates his wife
00:00 <deadpandadolls> beats her.
00:00 <deadpandadolls> And says
00:00 <tozza> 04S14ystem 04I14nfo: 04C14PU:04 AuthenticAMD AMD A8-7600 Radeon R7, 10 Compute Cores 4C+6G AMD64 Family 21 Model 48 Stepping 1 7% Load 04O14S:04 Microsoft Windows 10 Home 10.0.14393 64-bit 04U14ptime:04 3wks 1day 10hrs 12mins 1sec 04T14otal 04M14emory:04 3884.38MB 04A14vailable 04M14emory:04 1138.09MB 04V14ideo:04 Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. AMD Radeon 
00:00 <deadpandadolls> GOD SAYS
00:00 <tozza> 4Graphics Processor (0x1313) 128MB 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz 04M14OBO:04 MEDION Base Board 04A14udio:04 Realtek High Definition Audio 
00:00 <tozza> 04S14ystem 04I14nfo: 04N14etwork:04 Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller14/04Realtek RTL8188CU Wireless LAN 802.11n USB 2.0 Network Adapter 04B14andwidth:04 1790KBps 04R14eceived:04 14.44GB 04S14ent:04 1.48GB 04T14otal:04 15.92GB  04I14D:04 Recover D:\ 04T14ype:04 fixed 04S14ize:04 59.9GB 04F14ree:04 43.8GB  04I14D:04 Boot C:\ 04T14ype:04 
00:00 <tozza> 4fixed 04S14ize:04 869GB 04F14ree:04 647GB  04T14otal 04D14isk 04S14pace:04 929GB 04T14otal 04S14pace 04F14ree:04 691GB 
00:00 <deadpandadolls> you're a cunt but I like ya
00:00 <Nice1> all that?
01:00 <tozza> Uptime: 3wks 1day 10hrs 12mins 1sec
01:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm gonna kill everyone!
01:00 <Tim-Sim> they are just stories deadpandadolls, the are not real
01:00 <deadpandadolls> EVERYONE
01:00 <Nice1> oh no
01:00 <deadpandadolls> and you survive but as contradictive as I am not
01:00 <deadpandadolls> since only your family survives
01:00 <deadpandadolls> ya gotta root ya daughters..
01:00 <tozza> those who attempt to poison and desroy my brothers
01:00 <deadpandadolls> makenmorekids
01:00 <tozza> and you will know my name is the lord
01:00 <deadpandadolls> some fucked up shit in the Bible ey
01:00 <Nice1> hey deadpandadolls I suggested to kelvera that you and her should have make up sex, and she called me a cunt!
01:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL tozza yer
01:00 <tozza> god hates prawns
02:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't know what to say to that
02:00 <tozza> cant eat those
02:00 <deadpandadolls> he must hate seafood
02:00 <deadpandadolls> cause flooding the world tozza
02:00 <tozza> allergic reaction
02:00 <deadpandadolls> woulda killed the sea life!
02:00 <Tim-Sim> he hates chickens, that's why he made them so tasty mmmmmmm
02:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
02:00 <tozza> can only eat those with scales
02:00 <deadpandadolls> best meat for ya
02:00 <tozza> the sign of pieces the 2 fish
02:00 <deadpandadolls> you can only eat anything with twos
02:00 <tozza> as jesus fed everyone with 2 fish
02:00 <deadpandadolls> can only eat snake
02:00 <deadpandadolls> has two dicks.
02:00 <deadpandadolls> WHAT GOD
03:00 <Tim-Sim> pisces
03:00 <deadpandadolls> WHAT?
03:00 <deadpandadolls> I live around a heap of churches and muslim things
03:00 <tozza> i will be with you until the end of aeon
03:00 <deadpandadolls> wtf they called again, things.. ;)
03:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: do you believe in God
03:00 <Tim-Sim> ?
03:00 <tozza> the next in line is a man holder a pitcher of water
03:00 <tozza> aquarius ;)
03:00 <deadpandadolls> I like this song
03:00 <deadpandadolls> Velvet Acid Christ
03:00 <deadpandadolls> dope as
04:00 <Nice1> how did god become god thats the question
04:00 <tozza> nah tim why you ask
04:00 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d51PZhQ2U0Y
04:00 <deadpandadolls> so good
04:00 <Nice1> how did god create....fleas
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Velvet Acid Christ - There Is No God (Apr 5, 2009) Length: 5:16 - Category: Music - 20,887 views views - 187 likes (96.9%), 6 dislikes (3.1%)
04:00 <Nice1> and ticks and other 
04:00 <tozza> and on the 3rd day the sun will rise cause at dec 23 at the worlds most northen point the sun sits still for 3 days on dec 25 it rises
04:00 <tozza> "the sun has risen"
04:00 <tozza> ;)
04:00 <Nice1> weird and wonderful life forms
04:00 <deadpandadolls> God created gays!
05:00 <deadpandadolls> mmmmm
05:00 <tozza> greeks?
05:00 <tozza> lol jk
05:00 <deadpandadolls> only time you aint gay
05:00 <deadpandadolls> is jerkin ur own dick
05:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza, coz you seem to know a lot about this Jesus fella
05:00 <deadpandadolls> and LOVING IT
05:00 <deadpandadolls> LOVING IT
05:00 <deadpandadolls> strokkkee
05:00 <tozza> tim-sim 
05:00 <Nice1> heh
05:00 <Tim-Sim> and that photo of the party with the Jews
05:00 <Tim-Sim> ^
05:00 <tozza> the stories were created from the pagan symbols of the star signs
06:00 <tozza> moses the ram , jesus pieces and next aquariius
06:00 <tozza> equinox is likie ever 2300 years
06:00 <tozza> when the earth changes its axis 
06:00 <tozza> next aeon
06:00 <Tim-Sim> due about now, innit?
06:00 <deadpandadolls> I love in scream 2
06:00 <deadpandadolls> when she crawling outta the car
06:00 <deadpandadolls> DONT MAKE NOISE
07:00 <deadpandadolls> uno this movie tozza?
07:00 <deadpandadolls> it's like my fav movie
07:00 <deadpandadolls> fav horror/thriller
07:00 <tozza> hey panda and tim
07:00 <tozza> watch this
07:00 <deadpandadolls> he all passed out bro
07:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmjQ1566ql0
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jesus and The Sun God (Zeitgeist excerpt) (Apr 13, 2016) Length: 23:38 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,292 views views - 16 likes (94.1%), 1 dislikes (5.9%)
07:00 <deadpandadolls> kk
07:00 <deadpandadolls> oh 23 mins
07:00 <deadpandadolls> ima finish this movie first
07:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
08:00 <deadpandadolls> oh i seen this
08:00 <deadpandadolls> zeigeist
08:00 <deadpandadolls> I seen the docos bro
08:00 <deadpandadolls> :p
08:00 <deadpandadolls> love em
08:00 <tozza> yeh its what ive been talking about
08:00 <Tim-Sim> I wiped some permanent marker off the arcade joystick panel I had painted and it has taken the gloss off the paint
08:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
08:00 <deadpandadolls> the zeigeist docos are mad
08:00 <Tim-Sim> I used acetone on the rag
08:00 <deadpandadolls> they go outta their way
08:00 <deadpandadolls> one of em
08:00 <Tim-Sim> mental note, acetone fucks paint
08:00 <deadpandadolls> with Money
08:00 <deadpandadolls> and shit
09:00 <deadpandadolls> to explain everything to ya
09:00 <deadpandadolls> about USA
09:00 <deadpandadolls> pertains some-what to us
09:00 <tozza> yeh
09:00 <deadpandadolls> but we do live in Aus
09:00 <deadpandadolls> but should be reminded of the USA
09:00 <tozza> addendum
09:00 <deadpandadolls> and how fucked it is
09:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
09:00 <tozza> the monitary system
09:00 <deadpandadolls> yes
09:00 <deadpandadolls> and aswell
09:00 <tozza> but dont be too taken away by all that
09:00 <deadpandadolls> they were the first to say
09:00 <Tim-Sim> Seen all them, what's his name Joseph something
10:00 <deadpandadolls> how people are slaves
10:00 <deadpandadolls> in prisons
10:00 <tozza> well we are
10:00 <deadpandadolls> under the 13th amendment
10:00 <deadpandadolls> and yrs later
10:00 <deadpandadolls> they make 13
10:00 <tozza> we dont exist too serve altho most of humans life we have served 1 way or another maybe we are slaves
10:00 <deadpandadolls> the trailer I showed Tim-Sim
10:00 <deadpandadolls> not as bad in Aus becuase it is not under an amendment
10:00 <Tim-Sim> trailer?
10:00 <deadpandadolls> so we are not considered slaves
10:00 <deadpandadolls> yer this
10:00 <deadpandadolls> brb
10:00 <Tim-Sim> umm yeah we are
11:00 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V66F3WU2CKk&t=8s
11:00 <deadpandadolls> this
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 13TH | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix (Sep 26, 2016) Length: 2:20 - Category: Entertainment - 1,950,815 views views - 11,850 likes (89.9%), 1,336 dislikes (10.1%)
11:00 <deadpandadolls> tozza
11:00 <deadpandadolls> watch this trailer
11:00 <deadpandadolls> man the doco is good.
11:00 <Tim-Sim> If you wanna buy anything from the Perth Mint you have to register with Morgan Chase
11:00 <tozza> whether its through kingdoms or workplaces or  whateva slaves have always existed 
11:00 <Tim-Sim> oh that
11:00 <tozza> ive seen it
12:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
12:00 <deadpandadolls> is good
12:00 <tozza> 13 leaves 13 stripes thirteen arrows thirteen olives lol
12:00 <deadpandadolls> not the same as in Aus
12:00 <deadpandadolls> but private companies
12:00 <deadpandadolls> do run prisons
12:00 <tozza> yeh
12:00 <deadpandadolls> even here
12:00 <Tim-Sim> oh the prison thing is different in Australia
12:00 <deadpandadolls> the government cannot run it
12:00 <Tim-Sim> the monetary system is the same
12:00 <Tim-Sim> fractional reserve banking
13:00 <tozza> everyones in debt
13:00 <tozza> isnt like 4% of am ericas money is actually physical
13:00 <tozza> the rest of it is made up in digital and debt
14:00 <Tim-Sim> we are currently being propped up by high levels if immigration, when they come over they buy houses and brings more money into the system for the government to tax, it is a pyramid scheme, will crash one day
14:00 <Tim-Sim> the money gets borrowed into existence
14:00 <Tim-Sim> you guys know how that works...
14:00 <deadpandadolls> you said it
15:00 <tozza> eh
15:00 <tozza> yeh
15:00 <deadpandadolls> it's something that needs to stop
15:00 <tozza> federal reserve
15:00 <tozza> and commodittys
15:00 <deadpandadolls> we can't handle what ever is the gross amount of peoples
15:00 <deadpandadolls> nobody likes algebra
15:00 <tozza> you dont pay us back we poison your crops and spill oil in your waters
15:00 <deadpandadolls> well tozza
15:00 <deadpandadolls> most of the land can't be settled anyway
16:00 <deadpandadolls> so we're stuck to the coast
16:00 <tozza> not us
16:00 <deadpandadolls> it's why we have about 22 million
16:00 <deadpandadolls> if it were viable people lived inland
16:00 <tozza> other countrys that have been fucked by the federal reserve
16:00 <deadpandadolls> we'd have a gross amount like the USA
16:00 <deadpandadolls> without the influx of refugees and such
16:00 <deadpandadolls> we're pretty fucked, accomodating people
17:00 <deadpandadolls> we don't have the room
17:00 <deadpandadolls> more money more problems
18:00 <tozza> we have something here that not many other places have
18:00 <spanish> Hello all
18:00 <tozza> can you guess what it is
19:00 <spanish> Snacks lol
19:00 <tozza> large deposits of uranium
19:00 <but_thats_none_ofmybz> http://i.imgur.com/jMaAOBC.gif
19:00 <but_thats_none_ofmybz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
19:00 <tozza> LOL
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "If" - Stuttering Obama Remix featuring Trump (Jun 29, 2016) Length: 2:00 - Category: News & Politics - 2,260,014 views views - 50,983 likes (98.7%), 673 dislikes (1.3%)
20:00 <spanish> U a making time machine tozza lol
20:00 <deadpandadolls> be nice for people
20:00 <deadpandadolls> and weren't people afraid of us selling
20:00 <deadpandadolls> to China
20:00 <deadpandadolls> or something
20:00 <deadpandadolls> North Korea could get their hands on our materials, tozza?
20:00 <deadpandadolls> because they are close
20:00 <deadpandadolls> gives a shit
20:00 <deadpandadolls> ww3 is already happening
20:00 <deadpandadolls> ww4
20:00 <deadpandadolls> really
21:00 <deadpandadolls> ww4 was the cold war
21:00 <deadpandadolls> ww3*
21:00 <deadpandadolls> it just didn't happen in the way we thought it might
21:00 <deadpandadolls> that was the worst war we've been confronted with
21:00 <deadpandadolls> you know what they call it
21:00 <deadpandadolls> knowing
22:00 <tozza> what
22:00 <tozza> cyber war
22:00 <deadpandadolls> nah
22:00 <deadpandadolls> look it up for yourself
23:00 <tozza> ceebz lol
23:00 <tozza> im just gonna be ignorant man
23:00 <tozza> be a slave drink my beer use my boat
23:00 <deadpandadolls> it's when, Russia will nuke
23:00 <tozza> collect my games etc etc
23:00 <deadpandadolls> America will nuke
24:00 <deadpandadolls> Pakistan will nuke
24:00 <deadpandadolls> and nothing is left
24:00 <deadpandadolls> because we all just drop bombs
24:00 <tozza> lol how dumb
24:00 <deadpandadolls> well they don't ask us how we feel
24:00 <deadpandadolls> but that's the thought
24:00 <deadpandadolls> that's the end game to end all war.
24:00 <deadpandadolls> To kill eachother, effectively kill the planet.
25:00 <deadpandadolls> and it has a name.
25:00 <tozza> genocide
25:00 <deadpandadolls> nah
25:00 <deadpandadolls> worse
26:00 <Tim-Sim> armageddon?
26:00 <deadpandadolls> I forgot I left my rat in the loungeroom
26:00 <deadpandadolls> and gave her straw
27:00 <deadpandadolls> so she runs through it finding seeds
27:00 <deadpandadolls> and making a nest
27:00 <deadpandadolls> and all I do is move
27:00 <deadpandadolls> and she gets up top like I WANNA BE OUT NOW
27:00 <deadpandadolls> you were out b4 bitch
27:00 <tozza> lol
27:00 <deadpandadolls> I forget what it is called guys
27:00 <Tim-Sim> armageddon?
27:00 <deadpandadolls> was hoping one of you would find out!
27:00 <deadpandadolls> nah
27:00 <deadpandadolls> ^
28:00 <deadpandadolls> it has some nice, subtle name.
28:00 <tozza> next topic
28:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
28:00 <deadpandadolls> I won't remember
28:00 <tozza> lol
28:00 <deadpandadolls> so apparently toz
28:00 <deadpandadolls> Jen tagged me onna thing last nite
28:00 <tozza> this better be about nintendo
28:00 <deadpandadolls> rats smile
28:00 <deadpandadolls> apparently
28:00 <tozza> who the fuck is jen
28:00 <deadpandadolls> this girl
28:00 <deadpandadolls> anyway
28:00 <tozza> LOL
28:00 <deadpandadolls> so my rat, when she smiles, lol, is when she has her ears back
29:00 <deadpandadolls> like man
29:00 <tozza> whats the tag?
29:00 <deadpandadolls> when she is in investigative mood
29:00 <deadpandadolls> n runnin around doin rat shit
29:00 <deadpandadolls> like as if she isnt happy
29:00 <tozza> anotherirc3r?
29:00 <deadpandadolls> yer her
29:00 <deadpandadolls> she is nice peoples
29:00 <deadpandadolls> ppl give her shit
29:00 <Tim-Sim> you rat runs around you loungeroom shitting everywhere?
29:00 <deadpandadolls> she is nice person
29:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL no Tim-Sim
29:00 <deadpandadolls> rats will poop on you and on things at first
30:00 <deadpandadolls> and then stop when they get used to you, prefer to poop in their enclosures
30:00 <Tim-Sim> not if you kill them they wont
30:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
30:00 <deadpandadolls> every pet rat in the world
30:00 <deadpandadolls> is related back to guy in europe
30:00 <deadpandadolls> when performing scientific experiments on dogs was banned
30:00 <Tim-Sim> oh great....
30:00 <deadpandadolls> because people came to like pet dogs
30:00 <deadpandadolls> he chose rats
30:00 <deadpandadolls> and inbred them
31:00 <tozza> tim-sim u play any pc engine?
31:00 <deadpandadolls> used rats instead
31:00 <tozza> love that console
31:00 <Tim-Sim> no tozza, wanted one when I was a kid
31:00 <tozza> i gots 1 with the cd attachment
31:00 <tozza> wanna see?
31:00 <Tim-Sim> saw the adds in thr game magazines
32:00 <Tim-Sim> and wanted one
32:00 <Tim-Sim> ok
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/BEj8P0Q6/1489498347.JPG
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And a victor saturn
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/CIY7iPyc/1489498387.JPG
34:00 <tozza> you likey?
34:00 <Tim-Sim> what is the difference between victor saturn and a sega saturn?
35:00 <tozza> well ,, was made by victor and came ith a diffrent vcd encodcard than the one sega made
35:00 <tozza> its ntsc-j only
35:00 <tozza> has diff boot screen too
36:00 <tozza> the best encoder card is the HI-SATURN made b hitac
36:00 <tozza> hitachi
36:00 <tozza> the cards are universal btw
36:00 <deadpandadolls> Jurasic Park
36:00 <deadpandadolls> on drive
36:00 <tozza> just backin the day companies could make their versions of consoles like the 3d0 made by 4 diffmakers
36:00 <deadpandadolls> RULED
36:00 <deadpandadolls> hehe
37:00 <Tim-Sim> pretty cool tozza 
37:00 <tozza> and like phillips having a console
37:00 <deadpandadolls> and on snes
37:00 <tozza> which i have
37:00 <tozza> CD-I
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/TQFKkfM0/.JPG
37:00 <tozza> fucking love my cd-I
38:00 <tozza> its better to have ntsc-j consoles tim
38:00 <tozza> cause of 60hz
38:00 <tozza> ofcourse you can mod pal consoles but i so much rather these quirker ones
39:00 <tozza> there is a sega saturn karaoke machibe
39:00 <tozza> and a boom box that was a mega drive
39:00 <tozza> lol
39:00 <tozza> het nuttin
40:00 <b1rd> Morning!
40:00 <tozza> sup b1rd
40:00 <b1rd> Damn weather still not asleep
41:00 <tozza> yeh
41:00 <b1rd> Ay tozza
41:00 <b1rd> Nm
41:00 <b1rd> Munching on cereal
41:00 <tozza> beer 4 me like lad
41:00 <b1rd> Hehe
41:00 <tozza> gettin in der my SON
41:00 <b1rd> Might as well
41:00 <b1rd> Lol
41:00 <tozza> absolutely 
41:00 <tozza> ive only finshed work a hour now
42:00 <tozza> wb MIA
42:00 <b1rd> Ahh yer
42:00 <b1rd> Knock off beers
42:00 <Tim-Sim> have you ever tried making a video game?
42:00 <tozza> thats it
42:00 <tozza> tim no
42:00 <tozza> i collect n play not create
43:00 <b1rd> Ive read up on it. Lots of work to make a good game
43:00 <deadpandadolls> nice
43:00 <deadpandadolls> I like that
43:00 <b1rd> Pandas!
43:00 <deadpandadolls> I collect and play, not create
43:00 <deadpandadolls> that's a cool way of determining personality
43:00 <deadpandadolls> obvs toz has a sick personality
43:00 <deadpandadolls> shows fishing pics
43:00 <b1rd> True
43:00 <deadpandadolls> wish I had a pops to go fishing with man
43:00 <b1rd> Top bloke
43:00 <deadpandadolls> no shit
44:00 <deadpandadolls> nicest sounding guy ey
44:00 <deadpandadolls> no jokes toz
44:00 <b1rd> Yep :)
44:00 <deadpandadolls> <3 just love
44:00 <tozza> lol
44:00 <deadpandadolls> still wouldn't gut fish for ya
44:00 <deadpandadolls> gross
44:00 <b1rd> Lol
44:00 <tozza> all good im good at it
44:00 <deadpandadolls> all fish liver hanging out on my knife YUCK
44:00 <deadpandadolls> vomit
44:00 <deadpandadolls> lol nice
44:00 <deadpandadolls> takes a man
45:00 <deadpandadolls> humans wouldnt have evolved with me man
45:00 <tozza> lol
45:00 <deadpandadolls> EWWW
45:00 <deadpandadolls> but with you
45:00 <deadpandadolls> YUM
45:00 <b1rd> Love eating fish
45:00 <deadpandadolls> nah it's good man
45:00 <tozza> where you from panda?
45:00 <deadpandadolls> just saying
45:00 <b1rd> Could easy live on em
45:00 <deadpandadolls> Sa bro Adelaide
45:00 <tozza> yeh b1rd its ace esp when u caught it yourself
45:00 <b1rd> Few veges as well
45:00 <tozza> ah ok cool
45:00 <deadpandadolls> I go fishing sometimes man
45:00 <tozza> hahaha
45:00 <deadpandadolls> I just cant gut shit
46:00 <b1rd> Yehh
46:00 <tozza> whats your target species
46:00 <tozza> anything?
46:00 <deadpandadolls> never done it to have one
46:00 <deadpandadolls> here like
46:00 <deadpandadolls> a lot of what you get you don't want, like port jacksons
46:00 <tozza> oh you hva enever caught anyhting?
47:00 <tozza> ahh true
47:00 <deadpandadolls> I have only caught them
47:00 <tozza> yeh fukin banjo sharks
47:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
47:00 <tozza> cunts
47:00 <deadpandadolls> banjo
47:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah
47:00 <tozza> today we were going gopod then it went dead n we seen 3 dolphins im like FARKKKK
47:00 <tozza> had to move like 5 km away lol
47:00 <deadpandadolls> go to the jettys most and not likely to get anything good from a jetty
47:00 <Tim-Sim> what is gopod?
47:00 <deadpandadolls> aye!
47:00 <tozza> nah man u do
48:00 <tozza> ppl usualy throw the bair over and shit at the jetty creates natural burley
48:00 <Tim-Sim> good?
48:00 <deadpandadolls> you can't pull in and keep any species they say u cant
48:00 <tozza> like brim and shit
48:00 <deadpandadolls> and like down norlunga
48:00 <deadpandadolls> you can get abolone
48:00 <deadpandadolls> and how good is abolone
48:00 <tozza> i think there is a limit
48:00 <deadpandadolls> and what my mate does
48:00 <deadpandadolls> is like shoot a fish
48:00 <tozza> that is such a dangerous but rewarding job
48:00 <deadpandadolls> n go score some abolone
48:00 <deadpandadolls> illegally
48:00 <b1rd> Lool
48:00 <tozza> lol
48:00 <deadpandadolls> funny Croatian bro
48:00 <b1rd> Mmmm yum
49:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
49:00 <tozza> next time im out ill prob skin dive for some scallops
49:00 <deadpandadolls> So you can understand I dont get schooled on fishing when he does that
49:00 <deadpandadolls> oh nice
49:00 <deadpandadolls> full coastal Italy shit man
49:00 <tozza> we can get like 20 or something
49:00 <deadpandadolls> that's the diet there
49:00 <deadpandadolls> and squid ey
49:00 <tozza> lovely
49:00 <tozza> yeh its the season 
49:00 <deadpandadolls> clams, abolone, crabs, squid
49:00 <tozza> i didnt use the jig today
49:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah man
50:00 <deadpandadolls> some star fish 
50:00 <deadpandadolls> god
50:00 <b1rd> Healthy eating like that
50:00 <deadpandadolls> aye b1rd
50:00 <tozza> true bird 
50:00 <deadpandadolls> what's a jig?
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't mean to seem stupid
50:00 <deadpandadolls> but I don't know everything you mean man
50:00 <deadpandadolls> fishing stuff and boats
51:00 <tozza> squid jig
51:00 <deadpandadolls> oh
51:00 <deadpandadolls> kk
51:00 <tozza> loooks like a prawn their main diet
51:00 <deadpandadolls> gotcha
51:00 <deadpandadolls> ye
51:00 <deadpandadolls> from the pics
51:00 <deadpandadolls> like, is that lake or sea?
52:00 <tozza> that was port phillip bay
52:00 <deadpandadolls> alright
52:00 <tozza> i havent gone fresh before
52:00 <deadpandadolls> do fish get trapped in there?
52:00 <deadpandadolls> naturally
52:00 <tozza> im doing the research
52:00 <deadpandadolls> or like is some of it dug out
52:00 <deadpandadolls> like
52:00 <deadpandadolls> in Kangaroo Island
52:00 <tozza> port phillip is fucking huge lol
52:00 <deadpandadolls> there's this place
52:00 <deadpandadolls> they dropped the boulders in
52:00 <deadpandadolls> to break it
52:00 <deadpandadolls> tiny fkn thing but
53:00 <deadpandadolls> traps fish as
53:00 <deadpandadolls> espesh during storms
53:00 <deadpandadolls> I was there once
53:00 <tozza> your thinking of a inlet
53:00 <deadpandadolls> this fuck was pulling fish out too easy
53:00 <deadpandadolls> inlet
53:00 <deadpandadolls> inlet
53:00 <deadpandadolls> so that's like man made?
54:00 <tozza> http://www.bagsrevolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/map-portphillipbay.jpg
54:00 <tozza> inlets can be natural 
54:00 <deadpandadolls> that's nice ey
54:00 <deadpandadolls> oh ok
54:00 <deadpandadolls> mum wants to drive up um
54:00 <deadpandadolls> what I say it was, mt gambier
54:00 <tozza> oh yeh
54:00 <deadpandadolls> close to vic border
54:00 <tozza> nice
54:00 <tozza> yeh
55:00 <deadpandadolls> cause I looked at places there
55:00 <tozza> i drove past it
55:00 <deadpandadolls> didnt mind
55:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
55:00 <deadpandadolls> I go
55:00 <tozza> when i worked for wormald and had to goto safeway swan hill
55:00 <deadpandadolls> I gotta go OS back to wales mum, home
55:00 <tozza> wales 
55:00 <deadpandadolls> dont want to be stuck here
55:00 <tozza> i have heaps of family in cardiff
55:00 <deadpandadolls> thinking I'll never leave
55:00 <deadpandadolls> DO YA
55:00 <deadpandadolls> she is from Cardiff
55:00 <deadpandadolls> ROSES
55:00 <deadpandadolls> CRICKET
55:00 <deadpandadolls> omg
55:00 <tozza> yeh im dual citizen myself lol
55:00 <deadpandadolls> no shit ey
55:00 <tozza> and choir ;)
56:00 <deadpandadolls> LOLLL
56:00 <deadpandadolls> <3
56:00 <deadpandadolls> sparking a cig
56:00 <tozza> love dem massive slates hills
56:00 <deadpandadolls> losing my plot right now
56:00 <deadpandadolls> I was only there kid
56:00 <deadpandadolls> tiny tot
56:00 <tozza> north wales wen too the set of the prisoner
56:00 <deadpandadolls> I always hated adels bro
56:00 <deadpandadolls> you go to Scotland?
56:00 <tozza> haha
56:00 <tozza> absolutely
56:00 <deadpandadolls> uno close n shit
56:00 <deadpandadolls> like
56:00 <deadpandadolls> my dad was scot
56:00 <tozza> done the lochs the islands everything
57:00 <tozza> ben nevis n shit
57:00 <deadpandadolls> man
57:00 <deadpandadolls> oh god
57:00 <deadpandadolls> ehehehe
57:00 <tozza> yes my grandfather is scots
57:00 <deadpandadolls> so cool
57:00 <deadpandadolls> ur grandfather
57:00 <b1rd> Cool
57:00 <deadpandadolls> like my dad and his
57:00 <tozza> been here over 30 years now
57:00 <deadpandadolls> b related
57:00 <deadpandadolls> to the uprising
57:00 <deadpandadolls> that Brave Heart based on
57:00 <deadpandadolls> before clans left n shit fear persecution
57:00 <tozza> from outside of glasgow in a town called nielstone
57:00 <tozza> i think
58:00 <deadpandadolls> you got pics?
58:00 <b1rd> Tough fkers the scots
58:00 <tozza> outside a barhead
58:00 <deadpandadolls> how old were ya
58:00 <deadpandadolls> my god
58:00 <deadpandadolls> um
58:00 <tozza> i was born in austrlia my mum is from the uk
58:00 <deadpandadolls> do uno where in scotland it gets real cold
58:00 <deadpandadolls> and snowy
58:00 <deadpandadolls> to the point small as fuck towns
58:00 <tozza> the highlands lol
58:00 <deadpandadolls> is where like my dad was from
58:00 <deadpandadolls> ey
58:00 <b1rd> Love bitta cold
59:00 <deadpandadolls> cold as ya nut hairs freeze
59:00 <tozza> spean bridge war memorial
59:00 <deadpandadolls> never have sex that way
59:00 <b1rd> Lolll
59:00 <deadpandadolls> You've been around toz
59:00 <b1rd> Need mad fire
59:00 <deadpandadolls> real cool man
59:00 <tozza> i have yes
59:00 <deadpandadolls> real cool <3
59:00 <tozza> very fortunate
59:00 <deadpandadolls> wow
59:00 <deadpandadolls> fkn
59:00 <tozza> ive lived in merseyside for almost around 6 years
59:00 <deadpandadolls> nice
59:00 <deadpandadolls> six
00:00 <tozza> yes i come and go
00:00 <deadpandadolls> live in Cardiff long?
00:00 <deadpandadolls> or just relative
00:00 <tozza> for ike 6 months here and there most was 15 months
00:00 <deadpandadolls> niicee
00:00 <tozza> i stayed with family but not long
00:00 <deadpandadolls> mmm
00:00 <deadpandadolls> did you ever go across like france?
00:00 <tozza> i got driven around by my grandad we met family and stayed with and what not
00:00 <deadpandadolls> belgium
00:00 <tozza> yeh dog shit central i call it
00:00 <deadpandadolls> Nice
00:00 <deadpandadolls> hahahaha
00:00 <deadpandadolls> howcome
00:00 <deadpandadolls> LOLS
00:00 <tozza> fkn wild dogs everywhere
01:00 <tozza> france
01:00 <deadpandadolls> lool
01:00 <deadpandadolls> that's hilarious
01:00 <deadpandadolls> I have cousins grew up in Belgium
01:00 <deadpandadolls> uno that movie came out In Bruges
01:00 <deadpandadolls> and I ask Thomas
01:00 <tozza> yeh my gradfather was in budapest about 8 weeks ago
02:00 <deadpandadolls> I say aye, thinking coming up this yr
02:00 <deadpandadolls> see Bruges
02:00 <deadpandadolls> he goes
02:00 <tozza> whos thomas?
02:00 <deadpandadolls> You mean 'Bruchea;
02:00 <deadpandadolls> and I go yea 
02:00 <deadpandadolls> my cousin
02:00 <tozza> lol
02:00 <deadpandadolls> half african lad
02:00 <tozza> my name
02:00 <deadpandadolls> 3 of em
02:00 <deadpandadolls> funny guys
02:00 <deadpandadolls> FUCK BRUGGES IT'S A SHITHOLE
02:00 <deadpandadolls> I go
02:00 <deadpandadolls> that's what he says in the movie ey
02:00 <deadpandadolls> I think I wana come now.
03:00 <deadpandadolls> cause grow up
03:00 <tozza> lol
03:00 <deadpandadolls> was sposed to go last yr n shit happened
03:00 <deadpandadolls> put of france n belgium
03:00 <deadpandadolls> just lucky mum will pay for going home now ey
03:00 <deadpandadolls> since I've wasted most of my savings
04:00 <tozza> lol it happens
04:00 <deadpandadolls> well mums r nice
04:00 <deadpandadolls> you been around tho
04:00 <deadpandadolls> plans to go back?
04:00 <MiaOneness> dont go to france
04:00 <deadpandadolls> dogs
04:00 <MiaOneness> i went and was not what its made out to be
04:00 <deadpandadolls> werewolves
04:00 <deadpandadolls> Americans in Paris!
04:00 <MiaOneness> i rather go to America
05:00 <deadpandadolls> AMERICAN WEREWOLVES IN PARIS
05:00 <b1rd> And terrorists 2 lol
05:00 <tozza> wb mia
05:00 <deadpandadolls> go to south america
05:00 <deadpandadolls> and cuba
05:00 <MiaOneness> thanks toz
05:00 <deadpandadolls> b hot
05:00 <tozza> lmao b1rd
05:00 <MiaOneness> cuba sounds cool
05:00 <b1rd> Lol id get murdered in cuba
05:00 <MiaOneness> why
05:00 <b1rd> Upset em alot
05:00 <b1rd> Long story
05:00 <b1rd> Lol
05:00 <tozza> mia b1rd is lets say a angry b1rd
06:00 <Tim-Sim> there is a word for the shock people get when they arrive in paris and it is not what they expected
06:00 <b1rd> But brazil maybe
06:00 <b1rd> Lol angry birds
06:00 <tozza> hahaha
07:00 <Tim-Sim> actually it is a disorder, not a word
07:00 <Tim-Sim> it is called
07:00 <Tim-Sim> Paris Syndrome
07:00 <Tim-Sim> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
07:00 <b1rd> Lol 4 real
07:00 <Tim-Sim> Paris syndrome (French: Syndrome de Paris, Japanese: パリ症候群, Pari shōkōgun) is a transient psychological disorder exhibited by some individuals when visiting or vacationing to Paris, as a result of extreme shock resulting from their finding out that Paris is not what they had expected it to be. It is characterized by a number of psychiatric symptoms such as acute delusional states, hallucinations, feelings of persecution (
07:00 <Tim-Sim> perceptions of being a victim of prejudice, aggression, or hostility from others), derealization, depersonalization, anxiety, and also psychosomatic manifestations such as dizziness, tachycardia, sweating, and others, such as vomiting.[1] Similar syndromes include Jerusalem syndrome and Stendhal syndrome. The condition is commonly viewed as a severe form of culture shock. It is particularly noted among Japanese travelers.
07:00 <MiaOneness> lol
07:00 <MiaOneness> i cant believe it!
07:00 <tozza> derealization, depersonalization,
08:00 <tozza> horrible feeling
08:00 <MiaOneness> well went there for the louvre and the eiffel
08:00 <MiaOneness> but it was boring
08:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, well when you think about it, I bet you can believe it, you having been there!
08:00 <tozza> i have had that after heavy panic attacks
08:00 <b1rd> Lol wish id have travelled for pleasure and not work
09:00 <b1rd> Maybe one day
09:00 <tozza> never to later
09:00 <Tim-Sim> wait until they clean all the black people out of their first
09:00 <deadpandadolls> nice
09:00 <deadpandadolls> eiffel
09:00 <MiaOneness> theyre not the problem
09:00 <MiaOneness> being depressed nothing excited me.. but i have a thing for phoenix
09:00 <b1rd> Jus the extremists hey
09:00 <MiaOneness> wouldnt mind going there, for fruit picking
10:00 <deadpandadolls> You were OS MiaOneness
10:00 <b1rd> Some white some black
10:00 <deadpandadolls> and nothing excited you
10:00 <deadpandadolls> eiffel didnt
10:00 <MiaOneness> i know
10:00 <MiaOneness> no
10:00 <deadpandadolls> not like those people
10:00 <deadpandadolls> there are them
10:00 <deadpandadolls> that're attracted to objects
10:00 <deadpandadolls> believe they are in love with them
10:00 <deadpandadolls> and this one American woman
10:00 <deadpandadolls> belive the Eiffel tower is in love with her too
10:00 <MiaOneness> lol
10:00 <deadpandadolls> so your feelings
10:00 <tozza> b1rd> Some white some black
11:00 <b1rd> Lolll
11:00 <MiaOneness> is that part of the syndrome
11:00 <deadpandadolls> denote realistic feelings
11:00 <deadpandadolls> comparison to her
11:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
11:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
11:00 <b1rd> Wot a spazz
12:00 <deadpandadolls> that's the society we live in
12:00 <deadpandadolls> people that believe places and object are in love with them
12:00 <b1rd> I like to jus take it all in when o.s
12:00 <b1rd> Trippy
13:00 <b1rd> Never thought of it like that
13:00 <b1rd> New exp. And ppl. Foods
13:00 <b1rd> Is good about travel
14:00 <deadpandadolls> mm
14:00 <deadpandadolls> well
14:00 <deadpandadolls> if you go to Italy
14:00 <deadpandadolls> you don't ask for Bolognese
14:00 <tozza> mm hungry
14:00 <deadpandadolls> tomato has only been there a few hundred yrs
14:00 <deadpandadolls> You go coastal
15:00 <deadpandadolls> it's like potato
15:00 <Tim-Sim> ooh goody, a conversation about tomatos
15:00 <Tim-Sim> please tell me more about tomatos
15:00 <deadpandadolls> it was thought of as something for pesants
15:00 <deadpandadolls> before they realised it as a sustainable resource
15:00 <Tim-Sim> interesting
15:00 <deadpandadolls> Tomato came from Sth America
16:00 <deadpandadolls> Chilli too
16:00 <b1rd> Island country always good seafood
16:00 <deadpandadolls> potato
16:00 <deadpandadolls> from
16:00 <deadpandadolls> I forget
16:00 <b1rd> Aussies idea of italian food is odd
16:00 <deadpandadolls> Island places
16:00 <deadpandadolls> through exchange
16:00 <deadpandadolls> even with north aus
17:00 <BLykE> lols
17:00 <BLykE> sup
17:00 <deadpandadolls> have a lot of veg that is the same
17:00 <b1rd> Regional dishes and stuff
17:00 <BLykE> vag
17:00 <b1rd> So nice to travel for food
17:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
17:00 <deadpandadolls> prob the best food you would get 200 yrs ago
17:00 <deadpandadolls> Silk Roafd
17:00 <deadpandadolls> Road.
17:00 <b1rd> Mmm
17:00 <deadpandadolls> trade routes
18:00 <deadpandadolls> always provide the best mix of food
18:00 <b1rd> Yer tru hey
18:00 <deadpandadolls> Viking food was shit
18:00 <deadpandadolls> you wouldn't want to eat it
18:00 <b1rd> Raw fish lool
19:00 <deadpandadolls> UK food
19:00 <b1rd> Probably cannibals
19:00 <b1rd> Lol
19:00 <b1rd> Yuck
19:00 <b1rd> Uk food grose
19:00 <deadpandadolls> though back when they had better fauna
19:00 <MiaOneness> where would you go if money was no issue?
19:00 <deadpandadolls> after bears and wolves
19:00 <tozza> uk foood is great
19:00 <deadpandadolls> wolf isnt nice
19:00 <deadpandadolls> apparently
19:00 <deadpandadolls> toz
19:00 <deadpandadolls> FAGGOTS AND CHIPS M8
20:00 <b1rd> I can go anywhere money no problem jus quietly.. but been too sick to travel till recently
20:00 <tozza> spotted dick boe
20:00 <b1rd> Who knows 
20:00 <b1rd> Maybe usa
21:00 <b1rd> Wud be nice
21:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm gonna go eat now
21:00 <deadpandadolls> got a nice stack sandwich with roo
21:00 <tozza> luckkky
21:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
21:00 <b1rd> And uk to have a look
21:00 <b1rd> Mmm steak
21:00 <b1rd> Enjoy
22:00 <b1rd> Lol faggots
22:00 <tozza> n chips
22:00 <tozza> mushy peasa
22:00 <b1rd> I wouldnt stop laffin everytime they say that
22:00 <tozza> NOM NOM
22:00 <b1rd> Yuckk
22:00 <MiaOneness> nom nom
22:00 <tozza> nar
22:00 <b1rd> Id have to bring my own food
22:00 <MiaOneness> reminds me of my lunch snacks i should eat
22:00 <tozza> thats right mia has taste like me LOL
23:00 <MiaOneness> nom nom
23:00 <b1rd> Lol
23:00 <MiaOneness> lol
23:00 <MiaOneness> its amusing
23:00 <tozza> b1rd nothing better then goin past a lil cafe and get a bacon roll n puttin on hp MMMM
23:00 <MiaOneness> as if we make that noise
23:00 <b1rd> Faggots lol
23:00 <tozza> hahaha
23:00 <b1rd> Mmm bacon
23:00 <MiaOneness> i dont like bacon in mc donalds
23:00 <MiaOneness> if my foods got bacon in it at maccas
23:00 <tozza> love me some black pud too like MURRRRR
23:00 <b1rd> Imma end up stay awake and get a feed happening now
24:00 <MiaOneness> cant have it, can have it in a casaer salad
24:00 <tozza> thats cause maccas bacon is facon
24:00 <Tim-Sim> geet sleepy
24:00 <b1rd> Gone off macas
24:00 <MiaOneness> lol
24:00 <tozza> latahz
24:00 <MiaOneness> i dont have it enough to despise it
24:00 <MiaOneness> its far from home
25:00 <MiaOneness> so when i have it its a treat
25:00 <Tim-Sim> hopefully tomorrow's the day everything starts going well 
25:00 <tozza> cheese burger bacon egg susage and nuggets is good drunk food
25:00 <tozza> sometimes i get the hotycakes
25:00 <b1rd> The way they dont cook it makes me think of hospital food 
25:00 <tozza> but its rare like maybe once every 3 months
25:00 <b1rd> Theyd be ok
25:00 <b1rd> Yer
25:00 <MiaOneness> i dont like the hotcakes.. dont taste like anyting
25:00 <MiaOneness> i get a royal deluxe
25:00 <tozza> cover in the syrup mia
26:00 <tozza> lol europe
26:00 <tozza> royale with cheese
26:00 <MiaOneness> no that sounsd terrible
26:00 <MiaOneness> ryale with cheese indeed
26:00 <tozza> nah its good
26:00 <tozza> swear
26:00 <MiaOneness> the lettuce falls to the bottom
26:00 <MiaOneness> bt thats okay
26:00 <b1rd> Last time i went maccas was for strawberry sunday i tipped onto a pedos car at ten past three am
26:00 <Kynetic> i just ate 2 bacon deluxes
26:00 <b1rd> Lolll
26:00 <Kynetic> <-- piggy
26:00 <tozza> mmm HJ'S
26:00 <MiaOneness> erw
26:00 <MiaOneness> erw bacon
26:00 <Kynetic> gotta love HJ vouchers
26:00 <tozza> kyn u get onion rings?/
27:00 <MiaOneness> i rather garlic
27:00 <Kynetic> nah
27:00 <tozza> gay
27:00 <Kynetic> i can barely finish my 2nd deluxe
27:00 <MiaOneness> garlic is goo
27:00 <MiaOneness> good
27:00 <b1rd> Mmm aussie grown garlic
27:00 <tozza> it is good mia
27:00 <Kynetic> i prefer the mexican garlic
27:00 <tozza> i use garlic in my burley
27:00 <MiaOneness> i havent had that one
27:00 <tozza> fish love 
27:00 <MiaOneness> whats a burley
27:00 <tozza> it
27:00 <b1rd> Aussie one more mild nice as
27:00 <tozza> for fishing
27:00 <MiaOneness> oh
27:00 <b1rd> Yer?
27:00 <Kynetic> i love strong garlic
27:00 <b1rd> Cool tip
28:00 <Kynetic> mexican garlic is super strong
28:00 <tozza> yeh boe
28:00 <Kynetic> its because they pump it full of meth
28:00 <b1rd> Yep
28:00 <b1rd> Lolllll
28:00 <MiaOneness> im going for a fag.. brb
28:00 <tozza> 3 teaspoons ion the middle of your burley pot
28:00 <b1rd> Ok mia
28:00 <tozza> the garlic oil is a high attractent
28:00 <Kynetic> tozza youre in melb yea?
28:00 <tozza> tsigaro
28:00 <b1rd> Cool as
28:00 <tozza> yeh i am
28:00 <Kynetic> right
28:00 <tozza> ?
29:00 <Kynetic> next time im in melb im gonna look u up
29:00 <Kynetic> and we're going fishin
29:00 <Kynetic> :)
29:00 <tozza> lol sure
29:00 <tozza> u supply the bait and pepsi
29:00 <Kynetic> deal
29:00 <tozza> thats what my mate always says
29:00 <tozza> im like pepsi BERR MATE BEER NOT PEPSI
29:00 <Kynetic> yeah
29:00 <Kynetic> i was gonna say beer instead of pepsi
29:00 <tozza> haha
29:00 <Kynetic> but you did say pepsi
29:00 <Kynetic> :P
30:00 <Kynetic> im happy to provide either or both
30:00 <tozza> copying his words a lil homage to myself LOL
30:00 <Kynetic> plus nibblies
30:00 <Kynetic> but im assuming we'll catch enough fish we wont really need nibblies
30:00 <Kynetic> u have cast nets?
31:00 <tozza> today was a great day soo as wel stopped both caught a fish first cast then we were on for about 45 mins
31:00 <tozza> no :( but im getting crab pots shortly
31:00 <Kynetic> ah nice
31:00 <Kynetic> squid jigs?
31:00 <Kynetic> do u get much squid down there?
31:00 <tozza> i always thought it was allowed but apparently 2 nets or 4 nets per person so fuckin sweet ill buy 4 and just use 2 each
32:00 <Kynetic> i remember fishin for squid off of jetties up here when i was younger with squid jigs
32:00 <tozza> yeh got plenty of yo zuri browens and pinks
32:00 <Kynetic> sweet
32:00 <tozza> its calamari season my friends parents been gettting alot of success in mornington off the land
32:00 <Kynetic> nice
32:00 <tozza> so do a fvery slow troll with the jigs n we should be set
32:00 <Kynetic> yeah mornington looked like a good spot to go fishing
33:00 <Kynetic> last time i was in melb i stayed in frankston
33:00 <Kynetic> i remember reading a book about the frankston killer
33:00 <Kynetic> lol
33:00 <tozza> lol oh yeh
33:00 <tozza> ive heard a little
33:00 <Kynetic> hired a car for afew days
33:00 <Kynetic> went on winery tours
33:00 <b1rd> Franga killa?
33:00 <tozza> LMAO
33:00 <tozza> liven it up
33:00 <Kynetic> my wife ended up driving
33:00 <tozza> down dormana n shit
33:00 <Kynetic> cos i was too fucken pissed
33:00 <b1rd> Lol
34:00 <Kynetic> spit barrel?
34:00 <Kynetic> what a waste!
34:00 <tozza> sounds like me but i have a fight first with my gf like
34:00 <tozza> WHAT U DONT TRUST I CAN DRIVE BABE
34:00 <tozza> WELL FUCK YOU 
34:00 <Kynetic> lol
34:00 <Kynetic> LOL
34:00 <Kynetic> im usually well beyond the point where i should be driving
34:00 <Kynetic> when i say to her.. maybe you should drive hun
34:00 <tozza> im like when im drunk it makes me drive better LOL
34:00 <b1rd> Lollll
35:00 <b1rd> True thAt
35:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't have a girlfriend
35:00 <Kynetic> yeah its like me with drinking and programming
35:00 <Tim-Sim> I am autistic
35:00 <tozza> <+Tim-Sim> I don't have a girlfriend
35:00 <tozza> tim ffs
35:00 <Kynetic> theres a point where youre at this drunk programming peak
35:00 <tozza> breakin my heart here
35:00 <Kynetic> where you can code like a motherfucker
35:00 <Kynetic> but if you keep drinking
35:00 <b1rd> Lollll
35:00 <Kynetic> it all goes downhilll
35:00 <tozza> haha\
35:00 <b1rd> Autism helps ya get pussy bro
35:00 <Kynetic> im assuming driving is the same
35:00 <b1rd> Coz no feel nuffin lol
35:00 <Kynetic> :P
36:00 <Kynetic> what will happen
36:00 <tozza> get you pussy off the spectrum?
36:00 <Kynetic> when they come up with a vaccine for autism?
36:00 <tozza> a lil pun
36:00 <b1rd> Lol
36:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure these anti-vaxxers heads will explode
36:00 <b1rd> Like was i sposed to feel upset like..
36:00 <b1rd> Oops 
36:00 <MiaOneness> everyones getting diagnosed with autism lately
36:00 <b1rd> The in thing ay
36:00 <tozza> and bi-polar
36:00 <Kynetic> thats because theyve widened the spectrum
36:00 <MiaOneness> like the trend to have autism
36:00 <Kynetic> :P
37:00 <tozza> i stubbed my toe today
37:00 <tozza> well u have bi polar
37:00 <b1rd> Yer thats a bit gay
37:00 <Kynetic> mate of mine has bipolar
37:00 <Kynetic> has to take lithium
37:00 <tozza> stubbed his toe?
37:00 <MiaOneness> im a skitz, but theres a misconeption.. were meant to yell and be volatile, and im over everything
37:00 <b1rd> Fkthat shit lol
37:00 <b1rd> Fk meds
37:00 <b1rd> Lol
37:00 <Kynetic> if he stops taking it
38:00 <Kynetic> legally they can take him away to a pysch ward
38:00 <b1rd> Yer rebound..
38:00 <MiaOneness> replase
38:00 <Kynetic> but he's so much happier and normal on it
38:00 <b1rd> He on order?
38:00 <tozza> there is delusinal and and once self with it i think mia
38:00 <Kynetic> im glad he's getting treatment
38:00 <tozza> but i cant be sure
38:00 <b1rd> Just hide out for 12 months
38:00 <b1rd> Then cant touch ya
38:00 <tozza> lmao b1rd
38:00 <Kynetic> he's on disability pension because of it
38:00 <b1rd> Yer tru
38:00 <Kynetic> also he's no longer allowed to set foot in a centrelink office
39:00 <Kynetic> because every time he goes in he lodges a complaint
39:00 <b1rd> Pension not related to if u take meds.. just diagnosis
39:00 <Kynetic> and it ends up going to the commonwealth ombudsman
39:00 <MiaOneness> most people want the pension
39:00 <b1rd> Lollll
39:00 <Kynetic> so now he has a case manager and if he has something that would normally need to be taken to a centrelink office he rings his case manager and he handles it for him
39:00 <b1rd> Ahh yer
39:00 <tozza> id take the pension but want to be able to do my 40 hours a week aswell
39:00 <Kynetic> he still works
39:00 <Kynetic> yeah
39:00 <Kynetic> he wants to work
40:00 <Kynetic> but its obviously difficult for him to get work
40:00 <MiaOneness> you get bored, but in aus theres always tafe
40:00 <MiaOneness> id be in tafe if i was on disability
40:00 <Kynetic> he's been doing factory work.. which he enjoys
40:00 <MiaOneness> i loved school
40:00 <tozza> hobbbies are important
40:00 <MiaOneness> or open university
40:00 <MiaOneness> but tafe is more social
40:00 <tozza> i have many so i dont get bored i swap back between them
40:00 <Kynetic> he likes the fact that when he's done a weeks solid work he can sit back and say yeah.. i fucken earned that
40:00 <b1rd> Or trolling da ircs
40:00 <tozza> lol b1rd dats urd numba 1 
41:00 <Kynetic> lol
41:00 <b1rd> Lool jokes
41:00 <Kynetic> my mate trolls reddit
41:00 <b1rd> Oh nice
41:00 <b1rd> Lolll
41:00 <Kynetic> he has a habit of getting himself banned from /r/australia
41:00 <tozza> im a active member in online groups but since i havent been buying many games lately ive stopped but ill go back too it
41:00 <b1rd> I thought i could stop trolling when 7 years off da irc but i ended up trolling 774 am instead
41:00 <b1rd> Lool
42:00 <tozza> LOOL
42:00 <Kynetic> if thats talkback
42:00 <Kynetic> you'd fit right in
42:00 <Kynetic> :P
42:00 <b1rd> Fker got me back tho..
42:00 <Kynetic> you should ring up and when youre live on the air
42:00 <b1rd> Fayne did fake retirement
42:00 <Kynetic> talk away and then randomly yell "AND THEN I FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
42:00 <b1rd> And i fkn cried hard
43:00 <b1rd> But next year he comes back the fog
43:00 <tozza> LOL
43:00 <b1rd> Dog. Lol
43:00 <tozza> them news reports
43:00 <Kynetic> he trolled you good and proper
43:00 <b1rd> I wrote emails saying WHAT WILL I DO NOW!!!
43:00 <b1rd> hell yeah
43:00 <b1rd> Lol
44:00 <b1rd> Every summer i wrote email asking fayno to not go on holiday
44:00 <b1rd> Lol like serious well written
44:00 <b1rd> Got serious reply too lol
44:00 <b1rd> Suckers
45:00 <b1rd> When he riling up pollies..
45:00 <b1rd> Id sms him saying "smash em fayno!"
45:00 <b1rd> Lool
46:00 <Tim-Sim> I Am The Walrus
46:00 <b1rd> Are ya?
46:00 <b1rd> Lol autism
47:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
47:00 <b1rd> Oh really cool!
47:00 <Tim-Sim> maybe it was all the Red Bull
47:00 <Tim-Sim> neurotoxic 
47:00 <Tim-Sim> fried my brain
47:00 <b1rd> Lies
47:00 <b1rd> Lool
47:00 <Tim-Sim> now I am emotionless
47:00 <tozza> too many no doze
47:00 <Tim-Sim> and want to kill everybody
48:00 <b1rd> Sugar kills
48:00 <b1rd> Drink the sugar free
48:00 <Tim-Sim> the sugar free one is the one that is neurotoxic
48:00 <b1rd> Nope
48:00 <Tim-Sim> haven't you read the studies?
48:00 <b1rd> Well studied ingredients
48:00 <b1rd> I have...
49:00 <Tim-Sim> then maybe it was the vaccines
49:00 <b1rd> Msg is neurotoxic. Depends on dose
49:00 <b1rd> Lolllll
49:00 <b1rd> Come on
49:00 <b1rd> Seriously?
49:00 <b1rd> Id be dead without the vaccines iv needed
50:00 <Tim-Sim> aspartame is neurotoxic
50:00 <b1rd> Nope
50:00 <b1rd> Utter bs
50:00 <tozza> just a cancer cell booster
50:00 <b1rd> I think you are paranoid
50:00 <b1rd> Nuo
50:00 <b1rd> P
50:00 <b1rd> Fiction
50:00 <tozza> lol
50:00 <b1rd> And misinfo
51:00 <tozza> prob
51:00 <b1rd> Yerr man
51:00 <tozza> i just wanted to join in
51:00 <b1rd> Sugar kills
51:00 <b1rd> Lol yer
51:00 <b1rd> All good
51:00 <b1rd> Empty calories
51:00 <b1rd> Obesity
51:00 <b1rd> Type ii diabetes
51:00 <Tim-Sim> so aspartame is good for you but sugar kills?
52:00 <b1rd> Yep
52:00 <b1rd> Its fact
52:00 <Tim-Sim> riiiiiiigggghhhhttt..........
52:00 <b1rd> Heart disease diabetes
52:00 <tozza> gonna make a burley
52:00 <Tim-Sim> I smell bullshit
52:00 <tozza> ew
52:00 <tozza> check ya shoe?
52:00 <b1rd> I smell a paranoid schotzo
52:00 <b1rd> Aka tim
53:00 <b1rd> U and saxon should hang out tim
53:00 <tozza> schotzo is a scottish skitzo?
53:00 <b1rd> Lolll
53:00 <b1rd> Misspell sry
53:00 <b1rd> On fone
53:00 <tozza> nah gave me a chance too use a bad joke
53:00 <tozza> love it
53:00 <b1rd> Hehe
54:00 <b1rd> But i do worry about u timsim
54:00 <b1rd> Honestly ay
54:00 <Tim-Sim> I am autistic, not schizophrenic 
55:00 <b1rd> I dont think so
55:00 <b1rd> Clearly schizo
55:00 <Tim-Sim> what is wrong with me then?
55:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
55:00 <b1rd> Schizophrenia
55:00 <b1rd> Easily treated
55:00 <Tim-Sim> schizophrenic
55:00 <b1rd> Yes
56:00 <Tim-Sim> with aspartame?
56:00 <b1rd> I have observed your rants
56:00 <b1rd> Over months
56:00 <b1rd> Something is amiss
57:00 <Tim-Sim> when I am coming down off of red bull or high on red bull?
57:00 <b1rd> You should dump these conspiracy theories
57:00 <Tim-Sim> what conspiracy theories?
57:00 <b1rd> You are always paranoid
57:00 <Tim-Sim> that the earth is warming?
57:00 <b1rd> Dun play denial
58:00 <b1rd> You need help
58:00 <Tim-Sim> I was raised by a paranoid person with PTSD
58:00 <b1rd> You have no insight into your condition it seems
58:00 <Tim-Sim> apparently I was raised for war
58:00 <b1rd> Its genetic luv
58:00 <b1rd> Yer?
59:00 <b1rd> Lol
59:00 <b1rd> Being on guard and paranoi are different
59:00 <Tim-Sim> I am not joking
59:00 <b1rd> Verrrry different things
59:00 <Tim-Sim> no kidding
59:00 <b1rd> Either am i
59:00 <Tim-Sim> I am not kidding
00:00 <b1rd> Paranoia is worrying about asparme
00:00 <b1rd> Etc
00:00 <Tim-Sim> you have not idea, lol
00:00 <b1rd> You are not resonding to any clear threat
00:00 <b1rd> Oh i do
01:00 <b1rd> You served then?
01:00 <b1rd> Bet its delusional too
01:00 <b1rd> All made up
02:00 <b1rd> Tell me about your service in general terms
02:00 <b1rd> ....
03:00 <b1rd> You cant serve if paranoid.
03:00 <b1rd> Or on drugs
03:00 <b1rd> Even meds
04:00 <b1rd> Intereferes with proper judgement
04:00 <b1rd> And denying 9.11
04:00 <b1rd> Wow
05:00 <b1rd> Ptsd alone is nuffin
05:00 <b1rd> Paranoia is debilitating tho
06:00 <b1rd> Bit of anxiety upon bad dream no biggie
06:00 <b1rd> Manageable
06:00 <b1rd> Paranoia puts others at risk
08:00 <b1rd> Anyway. Time for a nap.
08:00 <b1rd> Hope you can gain insight into your delusions soon mate.
09:00 <b1rd> All the best. Get some sleep too. Nighr shift isnt healthy for extended periods
09:00 <b1rd> U need the sun 
10:00 <b1rd> Esp. Time wasted reading lies off the net
59:00 <BLykE> my rants are better than b1rd 
59:00 <BLykE> rants
59:00 <BLykE> his a cheep
00:00 <BLykE> cheep
00:00 <BLykE> he eats worms
00:00 <BLykE> and doesn't have a cock
00:00 <BLykE> he has a tube
00:00 <BLykE> lols
00:00 <BLykE> rofl
00:00 <BLykE> b1rd: birds don't have penis
01:00 <BLykE> or humming birds dont
01:00 <BLykE> lols
01:00 <BLykE> chicks with vibrators
01:00 <BLykE> rofl
02:00 <BLykE> funny stuff
02:00 <Lumeah> SHUT THE FUCK UP N GO TO SLEEP 
02:00 <BLykE> lols
02:00 <BLykE> omg
02:00 <BLykE> i heard that one
02:00 <BLykE> in my head
03:00 <BLykE> don't scream
57:00 <MiaOneness> anyone still up?
58:00 <beagle> no
58:00 <beagle> well yeah
58:00 <beagle> drinking beer
59:00 <beagle> burp
30:00 <lisa> can't sleep
30:00 <lisa> motherfucker bitch cunt bastard.
39:00 <MiaOneness> im listening to 3AW online
39:00 <MiaOneness> im loving it
51:00 <MiaOneness> listneing to 3AW still, anyone up to listen with me?
55:00 <b1rd> Yes
55:00 <b1rd> Morning
56:00 <b1rd> Is redmond still on? Lool
56:00 <b1rd> Oh 3aw lol
57:00 <b1rd> Thats good too
57:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know whos talking
57:00 <MiaOneness> are you listening?
57:00 <b1rd> Ok jus loading
57:00 <MiaOneness> commercial now
58:00 <MiaOneness> 33 in melbourne today
58:00 <MiaOneness> good weather for you guys, whats going on!
58:00 <b1rd> Listen to 774 am
58:00 <MiaOneness> nope.. im listening from the internet
58:00 <b1rd> Its good too
59:00 <b1rd> Its on too
59:00 <b1rd> Red symons
59:00 <MiaOneness> oh
59:00 <b1rd> Funniest cunt
59:00 <MiaOneness> that should be interesting
59:00 <b1rd> U know off hey hey its saturday?
00:00 <b1rd> He gets grumpy as lol
00:00 <b1rd> Lpl " im sposed to fill in all the time am i?"
01:00 <b1rd> Lol
01:00 <MiaOneness> lol
01:00 <MiaOneness> i dont recall him saying that
01:00 <MiaOneness> but i remember the show from young age
01:00 <b1rd> Yer just then lol
01:00 <MiaOneness> i changed it to 774
01:00 <MiaOneness> whats the station called? abc
01:00 <b1rd> Kool :)
01:00 <b1rd> Yer
01:00 <MiaOneness> i like abc
02:00 <b1rd> When hes sick of talking to some caller... he jus goes
02:00 <MiaOneness> how old are you b1rd?
02:00 <b1rd> Go away now..
02:00 <b1rd> 36
02:00 <MiaOneness> lol
02:00 <b1rd> U?
02:00 <MiaOneness> is he on now?
02:00 <MiaOneness> 34
02:00 <b1rd> Yer for a bit longer
02:00 <b1rd> Cool
02:00 <MiaOneness> where in melbourne are you?
02:00 <b1rd> He starts like 4.30 am
02:00 <MiaOneness> oh
03:00 <b1rd> Near melb airport
03:00 <MiaOneness> hes a smart guy
03:00 <MiaOneness> rem who wants to be a millionaire
03:00 <b1rd> True
03:00 <Skirmish> Could this be the end of the b1rd and Lumeah romance. b1rd's keen for some MiaOneness action. 
03:00 <b1rd> Hell smart 
03:00 <MiaOneness> essendon?
03:00 <b1rd> Oh grow up skirmish lol
03:00 <MiaOneness> your on my side of the woods
03:00 <b1rd> Tullamarine
03:00 <MiaOneness> im from "near the airport"
04:00 <MiaOneness> oh cool
04:00 <b1rd> Yer?
04:00 <b1rd> Lol
04:00 <MiaOneness> you could have just said tullamarine
04:00 <b1rd> Might as well
04:00 <b1rd> Posted me addy here few times
04:00 <b1rd> Loool
04:00 <MiaOneness> oh
04:00 <MiaOneness> you would have lvoed that
05:00 <b1rd> Yer was fun as
05:00 <MiaOneness> lol
06:00 <MiaOneness> this is just the news.. no talk?
06:00 <Lumeah> Pooring here
06:00 <b1rd> Oh no
06:00 <b1rd> Tell it to stop raining
06:00 <b1rd> Yer newsll be over soon
06:00 <MiaOneness> it ill be 33 today
06:00 <MiaOneness> so dont worry
07:00 <b1rd> Too hot
07:00 <Lumeah> Yeah?  Up to him Skirmish 
07:00 <b1rd> Lol
07:00 <MiaOneness> 33 is not too hot
07:00 <b1rd> Lumeah knows i jus being fwendly
07:00 <MiaOneness> its warm
07:00 <MiaOneness> 38 and highter are hot
08:00 <MiaOneness> lumeah your girlfriend?
08:00 <b1rd> Yer
08:00 <MiaOneness> lol
08:00 <b1rd> And boss
08:00 <b1rd> Lol
08:00 <Skirmish> After showing up on Lumeah's door with an 'expired keycard' and making her pay for everything and now you chat up another girl right in front of her. 
08:00 <Skirmish> That's cold man. 
08:00 <b1rd> Keeps me in line
09:00 <b1rd> Lies skirmish u jeoulous bitch
09:00 <MiaOneness> lol
09:00 <Skirmish> I'm not saying anything that you or Lumeah haven't said yourselves. 
09:00 <b1rd> I paid my way didnt i lumeah
09:00 <MiaOneness> is she a mircer too?
09:00 <b1rd> Yer 
09:00 <MiaOneness> who/
10:00 <Lumeah> Yep
10:00 <MiaOneness> ah
10:00 <MiaOneness> obvious now
10:00 <Lumeah> Hi MiaOneness 
10:00 <MiaOneness> so you both western subs?
10:00 <Lumeah> :) 
10:00 <MiaOneness> hi lumeah
10:00 <b1rd> Oooh jets up
10:00 <MiaOneness> listening to 3aw..
11:00 <b1rd> Nar lumeahs in far north queensland
11:00 <b1rd> So bit long distance :(
12:00 <Lumeah> MiaOneness:? 
12:00 <b1rd> Ahhh nice cool morning
12:00 <Lumeah> Were u live  lm
12:00 <Skirmish> b1rd can't get a local woman to be interested in his unemployed scammer status. He needs to travel. b1rd is following in the tradition of interstate sex scams like Kuniva and Johninja before him. 
13:00 <b1rd> Lol o..k. skirmish
13:00 <b1rd> If u say so... musst be true
13:00 <b1rd> Symons back on now
14:00 <b1rd> Coffees lols
14:00 <Skirmish> MiaOneness: can I ask you a question? It's not personal or anything. 
14:00 <b1rd> Skirmish is a bitter twisted woman basher. Mia
14:00 <b1rd> Nice morning so cool now
15:00 <Skirmish> These are the ludicrous statements b1rd needs to make to try and distract people from his scams he's running on Lumeah. 
15:00 <b1rd> Nup
15:00 <b1rd> You are an abuser
15:00 <b1rd> Facts
16:00 <Skirmish> hahahaha at least I can pay my own way though. 
16:00 <b1rd> And im gunna deck ya for your abuse of women.
16:00 <MiaOneness> sorry what did i miss
16:00 <b1rd> Skirms jealousy
16:00 <b1rd> Not much lol
16:00 <MiaOneness> oh queensland, cool, i like queensland
16:00 <MiaOneness> yes skirmish
17:00 <MiaOneness> whats the question
17:00 <Skirmish> MiaOneness: How would you react if a guy that you organised to meet from another state showed up and his keycard was 'expired'. 
17:00 <MiaOneness> id laugh
17:00 <Skirmish> Keeping in mind that banks send out new cards well before they expire. 
17:00 <MiaOneness> maybe he was broke
18:00 <b1rd> Nar
18:00 <MiaOneness> whats the story
18:00 <b1rd> I use cash anyway
18:00 <Skirmish> He is unemployed and broke. I just find the excuse 'my keycard is expired' a scam so he could make lumeah pay for everything. 
18:00 <MiaOneness> so why does it bother you?
19:00 <Skirmish> It doesn't. I enjoy taunting him about it because he is a loser. 
19:00 <b1rd> Jealousy
19:00 <MiaOneness> lol
19:00 <MiaOneness> are you guys best friends or something?
19:00 <b1rd> And skirm has small penis
19:00 <b1rd> Lol
19:00 <Lumeah> MiaOneness:? 
19:00 <MiaOneness> yo
19:00 <Lumeah> Were u live  
19:00 <Skirmish> hahahahahahaha I don't asscoaite with unemployed bums with mental illnesses like b1rd. 
19:00 <MiaOneness> im from melbourne, but im in cyprus at the moment.. coming back soon, but might move to darwin or queensland instrad of melb
19:00 <MiaOneness> that explains me
20:00 <MiaOneness> im unemployed at the moment
20:00 <MiaOneness> and i have a mental disorder lol
20:00 <MiaOneness> so..
20:00 <MiaOneness> awakward lol
20:00 <Skirmish> She sounds like a woman of the world. You have nothing to worry about Lumeah. b1rd couldn't pull a girl like that. 
20:00 <MiaOneness> "woman of the world" lol
21:00 <Skirmish> Is being a bum and scamming others your mission in life MiaOneness? 
21:00 <MiaOneness> no
21:00 <Skirmish> You're better than b1rd then. 
21:00 <Lumeah> Probably best for   b1rd 
21:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
21:00 <MiaOneness> i just found myself in a shitty situation... so im unemployed, but im well travelled, so i dont mind if i appear a bum to the outside world for now
21:00 <Skirmish> :( don't be like that Lumeah. Don't sell yourself short. 
22:00 <MiaOneness> so how do you guys meet? if one lives in qld, and the other is in meb?
23:00 <MiaOneness> im going for my cigarette.. brb
27:00 <MiaOneness> so whats everyone up to today
27:00 <Lumeah> Lol  Skirmish 
28:00 <MiaOneness> how big is thorpes feet?
30:00 <MiaOneness> good morning glenn
31:00 <Glenn> HI MiaOneness :)
31:00 <MiaOneness> do we need another airport?
32:00 <Glenn> Good morning all!
32:00 <Glenn> Nope, just a rail link to the one we have! :P
33:00 <MiaOneness> i agree
33:00 <MiaOneness> but an extra airport i wouldnt say no to
34:00 <Glenn> Moorabin and Essondon are both conveniently located in the suburbs close to the CBD. Tulla is out in farmland, which is where such an airport should be.
35:00 <b1rd> Lol fayne and redmond talking
35:00 <MiaOneness> noone used the essendon airport
36:00 <Lumeah> Have a nice day you 2. :) 
36:00 <MiaOneness> noone uses it..
36:00 <b1rd> Swap to lappy
37:00 <b1rd> Only crims use essendon
37:00 <b1rd> Loool
37:00 <b1rd> Crims and fatcats
37:00 <b1rd> Brb
37:00 <Glenn> Essendon is mostly used by medium sized aircraft, Moorabin by small aircraft. BOTH airports are very busy.
37:00 <MiaOneness> yes, but not by the general pop
38:00 <b1rd> ahhh a nice keyboard
38:00 <b1rd> now I can rip into spermish
38:00 <b1rd> narr
38:00 <b1rd> private airport
38:00 <Glenn> Oh? I've flown into both and I'm very much "general pop".
38:00 <b1rd> yeah for work
38:00 <b1rd> charter a lil jet is expensive
38:00 <b1rd> for yaself
39:00 <Glenn> ...in the front seat thank you! 
39:00 <b1rd> lol
39:00 <Glenn> <*better view*>
39:00 <b1rd> turbo prop planes are gay
39:00 <MiaOneness> ive travelled most of aus, never needed essendon or morabbin
39:00 <b1rd> lol yer
39:00 <b1rd> gotta be proper jet
40:00 <b1rd> just drive, cheaper anyway
40:00 <Glenn> Those airports are for "general aviation" and that usually doesn't include internation travel.
40:00 <b1rd> diesel power fuck flying
40:00 <MiaOneness> around aus is not int travel
40:00 <Glenn> "general aviation"
41:00 <Glenn> Mostly domestic.
42:00 <MiaOneness> fair enough
42:00 <MiaOneness> call 3aw and tell them
42:00 <b1rd> lool
42:00 <b1rd> yeah go on
42:00 <MiaOneness> let us hear your voice through radio
43:00 <b1rd> whats a good troll call?
43:00 <b1rd> i will lol
43:00 <b1rd> give me an angle
43:00 <b1rd> and i'll fill in the gaps
48:00 <b1rd> mmm coffee soon
50:00 <b1rd> lol skirmish disappears when I get off my phone and onto a keyboard
50:00 <b1rd> pussy can give it but can't take it
37:00 <b1rd> Mmmmm coffees lols
41:00 <Glenn> 3AW is just trying to create a contraversial situation to keep listeners, who in turn will listen to ads, which justifies hhigh presenter salaries!
42:00 <b1rd> yep :)
42:00 <b1rd> what do they call it
42:00 <b1rd> shock jock radio
42:00 <b1rd> like 774 better
43:00 <b1rd> I love the passion of 3aw callers tho lol
44:00 <b1rd> love Fayno, top bloke, bit more left than myself, but a very interesting bloke
44:00 <b1rd> he loves his old cars and shit
44:00 <MiaOneness> i like the callers too
44:00 <b1rd> lol when ppl ring up talking about cars, he's like... what model, i buy! lol
45:00 <b1rd> yeh, the day goes quick with talkback
45:00 <b1rd> hell, a decade goes quick on da talkback lol
45:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
45:00 <b1rd> it was ageing me too much, so i put my hat on backwards
45:00 <MiaOneness> 1930s they started
45:00 <b1rd> tried to balance things out a bit
45:00 <b1rd> yehh lol
45:00 <MiaOneness> so thats a lot of years
45:00 <b1rd> 3aw always have prostate advertising
46:00 <b1rd> for the target audience
46:00 <b1rd> LOL
46:00 <b1rd> true, much history
47:00 <b1rd> 774 talking about the gas crisis / renewables
47:00 <b1rd> electric cars and shit
47:00 <MiaOneness> 4 day weeks
47:00 <b1rd> i should ring up and say FUCK IT BRING BACK COAL
48:00 <MiaOneness> who wants 4 day weeks
48:00 <MiaOneness> i worked 4 days weeks...and it was hard
48:00 <b1rd> if u get paid for 5 or 6
48:00 <b1rd> sure lol
48:00 <MiaOneness> did my 40hrs
48:00 <b1rd> i vote for flexible calculation of the concept of 'work'
48:00 <b1rd> ie. my 5 minutes of work = other peoples 1 hour
48:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
49:00 <MiaOneness> lol
49:00 <b1rd> yer fuck fulltime
49:00 <MiaOneness> b1rd do you work?
49:00 <b1rd> not officially
49:00 <b1rd> lolll
49:00 <b1rd> sorta tho
49:00 <MiaOneness> what do you mean by that
49:00 <b1rd> got a few workers
49:00 <b1rd> i stand over their bosses
49:00 <b1rd> shit like that lol
49:00 <MiaOneness> your a employer?
49:00 <b1rd> nar
50:00 <b1rd> i stand over bosses
50:00 <MiaOneness> ok
50:00 <b1rd> and employment agencies and shit
50:00 <b1rd> to keep my fwends in good jobs
50:00 <MiaOneness> i dony understand what role that is
50:00 <b1rd> lool
50:00 <b1rd> fun role
50:00 <MiaOneness> im missing the joke
50:00 <b1rd> no joke lol
51:00 <b1rd> i assist my fwends
51:00 <b1rd> keep em safe, handle the workplace politics
51:00 <b1rd> so they don't have to
51:00 <MiaOneness> ooKKAY
52:00 <b1rd> something like that
52:00 <MiaOneness> anyone lsitening to 3aw still?
52:00 <b1rd> 774 now
52:00 <b1rd> whats on 3aw atm?
52:00 <MiaOneness> their just talking about 4 day weeks
52:00 <b1rd> slackers!
52:00 <MiaOneness> theyre
52:00 <b1rd> 3aw listeners getting old
52:00 <b1rd> so they wanna slack off lol
52:00 <MiaOneness> were all getting old
52:00 <b1rd> get the whip out 
53:00 <b1rd> yeh true
53:00 <b1rd> we should bring in slaves
53:00 <b1rd> but...
53:00 <b1rd> put put chips in them
53:00 <b1rd> so we can track them in real time
53:00 <b1rd> make sure they just go to work and don't go out to play up
53:00 <b1rd> yer?
54:00 <b1rd> then us residents can chill out and watch em over the net
54:00 <b1rd> i'll design the software now 
54:00 <b1rd> loool
55:00 <MiaOneness> i think i might go to bed now
55:00 <MiaOneness> 12am
55:00 <MiaOneness> here
55:00 <b1rd> nighty night steves
56:00 <b1rd> okk
56:00 <b1rd> you not same nick as Mia?
56:00 <b1rd> same person rather
56:00 <MiaOneness> ?
56:00 <b1rd> dw
56:00 <MiaOneness> whos steve>
56:00 <b1rd> sorry mix up of nicknames
56:00 <MiaOneness> im just Mia Oneness
56:00 <b1rd> :)
56:00 <b1rd> kk
56:00 <b1rd> sleep well
56:00 <MiaOneness> ta
56:00 <MiaOneness> have a great day
57:00 <MiaOneness> ill catch you all tonight
57:00 <b1rd> thanks 
57:00 <b1rd> coolies
57:00 <MiaOneness> X
57:00 <b1rd> :)
58:00 <b1rd> northerly wind
58:00 <b1rd> damn
59:00 <b1rd> might crank up aircon
59:00 <b1rd> fuck it
19:00 <Glenn> Keep out of Texas b1rd... ---> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-14/satirical-law-proposes-men-be-fined-for-masturbating/8353194
19:00 <b1rd> lollll
19:00 <b1rd> jeeez
20:00 <b1rd> go have public wank fest to flout the new law!
20:00 <b1rd> protest like lool
20:00 <Glenn> ...unless you've got heaps and heaps of money!!!!
20:00 <b1rd> lol, have, but don't like to throw it away
20:00 <b1rd> have to justify my expenses lol
21:00 <b1rd> nowhere near as rich as the average texan tho
21:00 <Glenn> I'd like to see how you wrote that one up!
21:00 <b1rd> lool
21:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
21:00 <b1rd> would be hard to write it politely
22:00 <b1rd> Requesting costs to travel to Texas to conduct direct action against extremist Christians.
22:00 <b1rd> ?
22:00 <b1rd> loool
22:00 <b1rd> probably get lynched anyways
23:00 <b1rd> what a backwards place texas must be.
23:00 <Glenn> I think they still tar and feather over there.
23:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLL
23:00 <b1rd> lots of money and religion.
23:00 <b1rd> bad combination
24:00 <b1rd> ooooh palettes fallen off truck!
24:00 <b1rd> chicken fillets
24:00 <b1rd> be quick if you wan't safe eating
24:00 <b1rd> 774 very informative
28:00 <b1rd> ahh music time
28:00 <b1rd> talkback too ageing
35:00 <b1rd> Kelevra!
35:00 <b1rd> morning
37:00 <Kelevra> morning!
37:00 <b1rd> how goes it
40:00 <Kelevra> stressed, stupid real estate is coming @ 10 to take pics of the house and they want to copy a key that says 'do not copy' on it
41:00 <b1rd> motherfuckers
41:00 <b1rd> you are entitled to a secure tenancy
41:00 <Kelevra> why would they want a key, they say it's for walk throughs but I said clearly I can let them in and leave
41:00 <b1rd> no matter what
41:00 <Kelevra> yeah it seems fkn dodgy
41:00 <b1rd> not good enough, you must be present
41:00 <b1rd> read the tenancy act
41:00 <Kelevra> I'm getting pissed off cause they're demanding all this shit from me
41:00 <b1rd> quote to them
41:00 <b1rd> it's not legal 
41:00 <b1rd> just state it to them calmly
41:00 <Kelevra> my lease isn't even over until late next month
41:00 <b1rd> fuck em pushing you around
41:00 <b1rd> indeed
42:00 <b1rd> so you are entitled to even change the locks
42:00 <b1rd> if you so chose
42:00 <b1rd> sounds suss as
42:00 <b1rd> sif you want strangers in your home when you're out and about
42:00 <b1rd> fuck that shit
43:00 <b1rd> want me to stand over em LOL
43:00 <Kelevra> yeah
43:00 <b1rd> love to hate real estate agents
43:00 <Kelevra> if theres about 5 couples hows he going to be able to look @ all of them
43:00 <b1rd> bloody dogs
43:00 <b1rd> impossible
43:00 <Kelevra> I have tablets, phones, tvs
43:00 <b1rd> narr that's insane
43:00 <Kelevra> jewelery
43:00 <b1rd> you're entitled to secure tenancy
43:00 <Kelevra> it's bs
43:00 <b1rd> it is
44:00 <b1rd> will look up act hang on
44:00 <Kelevra> yeah i'm pretty pissed off that they're asking all of this from me
44:00 <b1rd> stand your ground stuff em
44:00 <Kelevra> there's no point of them having a key to the house, I've locked myself out 3 times and paid for lock smiths cause the agency is in croydon and i'm in frankston
44:00 <b1rd> my agency doesn't hold keys
44:00 <b1rd> which is good
44:00 <Kelevra> yeah
45:00 <b1rd> ahhh croydon
45:00 <b1rd> i'll go rough em up :)
45:00 <b1rd> easy drive from here lool
45:00 <b1rd> i won't relate it to you
45:00 <Kelevra> and they can't do random walk throughs I have my youngests bday coming up and if they want to do a walk thru on that day they can deal with all of us here
45:00 <b1rd> exactly.
45:00 <b1rd> fucking selfish thinking cunts
45:00 <b1rd> yep
46:00 <Kelevra> bunch of sugared up kids and a bunch of adults drinking and cooking
46:00 <Kelevra> haha
46:00 <b1rd> :)
46:00 <b1rd> yeah you gotta stand ya ground
46:00 <b1rd> look after ya kids
46:00 <b1rd> yep
47:00 <b1rd> http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/vic/consol_act/rta1997207/
47:00 <b1rd> is this the one. think so
47:00 <b1rd> maybe theyve changed it since i last read it..
48:00 <b1rd> will check it out tho
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's even hard to keep the place proper atm cause I keep fixing the beds and the kids are jumping on them
48:00 <Kelevra> they want their toys out and i have to keep putting them back
48:00 <Kelevra> the real estate doesn't get it
48:00 <b1rd> only in rooming house must you give them a key...
48:00 <b1rd> to the Owner.
48:00 <b1rd> not agent
49:00 <b1rd> according to act
49:00 <b1rd> NOT rooming house.
51:00 <Kelevra> which one shows me my rights?
51:00 <b1rd> hmmm
51:00 <b1rd> still reading
52:00 <b1rd> seems like u must give key if asked, but that doesn't mean they can come through without you being there i would think
52:00 <b1rd> that's not on, coz you have a right to Quiet Enjoyment of property
52:00 <BlackDevil> 'SNL' 'Weekend Update' Segment Gets Summer Prime-Time Run
52:00 <b1rd> A landlord must take all reasonable steps to ensure that the tenant has quiet enjoyment of the rented premises during the tenancy agreement. 
53:00 <b1rd> ie. NOT TURNING UP without arrangement.
54:00 <b1rd> http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/vic/consol_act/rta1997207/s526.html
55:00 <Kelevra> yeah
55:00 <b1rd>     (5)     If an authorised person exercises a power of entry under this section, the Secretary to the Department of Planning and Community Development or Council (as the case requires) must keep a record of that entry. 
55:00 <b1rd> LOL
56:00 <b1rd> make sure u contact department of planning to check if they have complied..
56:00 <Kelevra> lol that's crazy
56:00 <b1rd> if they do turn up without u there
56:00 <b1rd> i don't think they can do it for bringing ppl through without u there..
56:00 <b1rd> only if they think u smashing the joint up or something
56:00 <b1rd> or they suspect illegal stuff
57:00 <b1rd> department of planning or council
57:00 <b1rd> ask to see their records lool
57:00 <Kelevra> yeah
58:00 <b1rd> fuck em
58:00 <b1rd> dumb dogs lol
58:00 <Kelevra> cause if anything gets stolen i'll be pissed off
58:00 <beagle> put cameras around
58:00 <b1rd> yehhh
58:00 <b1rd> good idea beagle 
58:00 <b1rd> just have a good talk to him or her
58:00 <b1rd> and stand your ground ie. NO walk throughs without you there...
59:00 <b1rd> or you could baracde door when u go out
59:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
59:00 <b1rd> install another deadlatch
00:00 <b1rd> just for when you go out
09:00 <Kelevra> you wouldn't believe it, there's a floor planner here
09:00 <Kelevra> you'd think they'd have this shit on record
09:00 <Kelevra> I swear this is the most unorginised shit I've ever seen
11:00 <b1rd> floor planner 
11:00 <b1rd> jeez
11:00 <b1rd> lol
11:00 <b1rd> i'll go stir em up
11:00 <b1rd> jus say the word loool
11:00 <b1rd> *smirks ensue*
11:00 <b1rd> whip em into getting organised
18:00 <Wrongchu> b1rd: Hi faggot
19:00 <morgoth> ne hot chicks?
23:00 <carlOz> no hot chicks here 
23:00 <carlOz> just fat
23:00 <carlOz> sorry
25:00 <nothing> morningggg
25:00 <carlOz> sup nothing
26:00 <carlOz> sorry smokos over
26:00 <carlOz> bbl!
40:00 <b1rd> morning nothing 
40:00 <nothing> heyyyy
40:00 <nothing> Sozz.
40:00 <b1rd> :)
40:00 <sluggz> Nothing boe
41:00 <nothing> trying to pay phone bill.
41:00 <nothing> Hey sluggz boee
41:00 <nothing> (:
41:00 <nothing> Fucking. 
41:00 <b1rd> lolll
41:00 <b1rd> dayum
41:00 <b1rd> hate bills
41:00 <nothing> yeah, my memory is cactus too.
41:00 <sluggz> I don't pay bills
42:00 <nothing> If i don;t use my bank card for more than a week, i forget where it is. 
42:00 <nothing> been looking for ages.
42:00 <nothing> 2 weeks or more, i forget the pin number.
42:00 <nothing> :/
43:00 <nothing> I reckon i'm getting early onset dementia.
43:00 <nothing> woohoo, great success.
43:00 <nothing> found.
43:00 <nothing> brbb.
44:00 <b1rd> hehe
44:00 <b1rd> i was like that
44:00 <b1rd> year or so ago
44:00 <b1rd> would run over at least 3 pedestrians a week
44:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
44:00 <b1rd> wheres the brake lol
44:00 <b1rd> ooops
44:00 <b1rd> nods offf.
45:00 <sluggz> Lols
45:00 <sluggz> Fuck boe
46:00 <b1rd> lollll
46:00 <b1rd> all good, drove off everytime
47:00 <sluggz> Petrol?
47:00 <nothing> lolll
47:00 <nothing> nah, i'm fkn serious.
48:00 <nothing> memory is trashed.
48:00 <morgoth> pedestrians dont really mind being run over... as long as your like "its ok you didntdent the fender" everything is cool
48:00 <nothing> need more ram.
48:00 <nothing> loll.
52:00 <sluggz> Mmmm cheezels
53:00 <b1rd> L0l
53:00 <b1rd> there u go!
53:00 <b1rd> yep
53:00 <b1rd> morgoth, is right
53:00 <b1rd> luckily though never copped a scratch
53:00 <b1rd> ran into a truck once, tiny dint tho
54:00 <b1rd> was spewin
54:00 <sluggz> I ran over a mud a few years back
54:00 <sluggz> Was messy
54:00 <sluggz> Broken legs
54:00 <b1rd> evil lafffs lol
54:00 <sluggz> :/
54:00 <b1rd> sweeet as
54:00 <b1rd> probably get a medal
55:00 <sluggz> Police were pretty happy
55:00 <b1rd> i bet
56:00 <b1rd> less work for them
56:00 <b1rd> they probably put him in cuffs despite his broken legs ay
56:00 <b1rd> make sure he not handstand out of there
56:00 <b1rd> monkeys those muds
56:00 <b1rd> always playing the shifty getaway
56:00 <morgoth> man you gotta watch em or they grow new legs an escape
57:00 <sluggz> Bro he was fucked up lost a leg
57:00 <b1rd> fkn oath
57:00 <b1rd> nice 
57:00 <sluggz> Gets around dandenong known as pegleg
57:00 <b1rd> Lol
57:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLL
57:00 <b1rd> give him heaps i bet
57:00 <sluggz> Dinks boe
57:00 <sluggz> He hates me
57:00 <nothing> lolll fuckk
57:00 <sluggz> I always hop past him
58:00 <b1rd> Lollll
58:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:00 <nothing> LOLLLL
58:00 <b1rd> pisser
58:00 <nothing> omg
58:00 <sluggz> A one legged mud is a good mud
58:00 <Tim-Sim> what is a mud?
58:00 <nothing> brutal
58:00 <b1rd> yes
58:00 <sluggz> Lol b1rd
58:00 <sluggz> Pls explain
58:00 <b1rd> Lolll
58:00 <b1rd> gotta keep em in check
59:00 <b1rd> can't have him getting all confident and empowered
59:00 <b1rd> a mud...
59:00 <sluggz> Tim wants to know what a mud is
59:00 <b1rd> is any creature of the subhuman race
59:00 <b1rd> like africans
59:00 <b1rd> jafakins
59:00 <sluggz> Lmfao
59:00 <b1rd> all thems
59:00 <b1rd> if they are dark to look at
59:00 <b1rd> chances are they are a mud
59:00 <sluggz> Niger
59:00 <b1rd> yes
59:00 <sluggz> Indian
59:00 <sluggz> ?
59:00 <sluggz> Mudlike
59:00 <b1rd> yes, mostly muds
00:00 <sluggz> Lols
00:00 <b1rd> esp the lower caste ones
00:00 <Tim-Sim> anybody who is not white or chinese/japanese etc.?
00:00 <morgoth> there are two types of niggers, jungle and sand.
00:00 <b1rd> some of the more white indians are acceptable to be used as slaves
00:00 <b1rd> but the dark indians can stay over there
00:00 <b1rd> too smelly
00:00 <sluggz> Rofl
00:00 <b1rd> lollllll
00:00 <b1rd> true
00:00 <sluggz> Yes
00:00 <b1rd> jungle bunnies and sand niggers
00:00 <b1rd> dune coons
00:00 <Tim-Sim> so east asians are not muds?
01:00 <b1rd> slightly muddish
01:00 <b1rd> yes
01:00 <sluggz> LOL
01:00 <morgoth> jungle niggers live in the jungle and eat fried chicken and watermelon
01:00 <b1rd> they taste of sand mostly
01:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:00 <b1rd> yep
01:00 <morgoth> sand niggers eat shit and rapoe kids
01:00 <b1rd> lol yep
01:00 <sluggz> POIROT is gay
01:00 <b1rd> tribal rape and massive inbreeding
01:00 <b1rd> normal for them
02:00 <sluggz> Regular mud behaviors
02:00 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYjqBqrZVTY
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Black People Song (Oct 23, 2014) Length: 4:16 - Category: Comedy - 30,173,002 views views - 295,089 likes (82%), 64,840 dislikes (18%)
02:00 <b1rd> this illustrates the diet of the darkies
02:00 <sluggz> No muds on austnet huh
02:00 <b1rd> better not be!
03:00 <sluggz> Should all be n lined
03:00 <sluggz> Niggerlined
03:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
03:00 <b1rd> yes
03:00 <b1rd> put the idea to lwaxana later tonight
03:00 <b1rd> lol
04:00 <sluggz> Few muds living here I need to do something about it.
04:00 <sluggz> Jiggerboos
04:00 <b1rd> fkn oath bro
04:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
04:00 <b1rd> love that word
04:00 <b1rd> jiggerboos
04:00 <b1rd> fuck yeahhh
05:00 <b1rd> :)))
05:00 <b1rd> love
05:00 <sluggz> Sup today
06:00 <sluggz> Mud bashin
06:00 <b1rd> The funniest sounding racial slur known to man. Used mainly by whites to disparage black people. 
06:00 <b1rd> "You ain't nothin' but a jigaboo, boy. Now shine them shoes!" 
06:00 <b1rd> fk yeah
06:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
07:00 <b1rd> urban dictionary
07:00 <sluggz> Lmfao
07:00 <sluggz> Nice
08:00 <b1rd> ROFLLLL
08:00 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LCt76OVrg
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jiggaboo Buck (Jan 15, 2014) Length: 2:12 - Category: Pets & Animals - 72,365 views views - 473 likes (75.8%), 151 dislikes (24.2%)
08:00 <b1rd> must see
08:00 <b1rd> :)))
17:00 <Kelevra> that was unfuckingbelievable
17:00 <Kelevra> they moved alot of my stuff
17:00 <Kelevra> it was like a full on photo shoot
17:00 <Kelevra> I almost cried
17:00 <Kelevra> I was shaking
18:00 <nothing> yeah.
18:00 <nothing> sucks.
18:00 <nothing> reental life is no life.
18:00 <nothing> no rights.
19:00 <sluggz> That's bs
19:00 <sluggz> They can't touch your stuff
19:00 <nothing> can't do shit about it boe.
20:00 <nothing> unless you want 2 year legal battle over someone moving a table.
20:00 <sluggz> Tell em fuck out
20:00 <nothing> way the world is. 
21:00 <sluggz> Real estate?
22:00 <Kelevra> they moved my rugs, outdoor chairs, my dish rack, stuff off my bench, the fan in my room, lamp, picture frames, a toy box that weighs like 70kgs, blankets
22:00 <Kelevra> heaps of shit
22:00 <Kelevra> I let the girls run circles around them cause I cbf 
23:00 <Tim-Sim> who moved stuff?
23:00 <nothing> Hahah, good work Kelevra 
23:00 <nothing> unleash the karakens.
23:00 <Kelevra> they turned on every single light in the house for no reason cause it's sunny as fuck in here
23:00 <nothing> er, krakens.
23:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim the real estate agent and a photographer
23:00 <sluggz> Making sure they work
24:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
24:00 <sluggz> Did they look in dildo drawer?
24:00 <Tim-Sim> that's a relief
24:00 <Kelevra> they made me unlock the other balcony and turn off the aircon and the tv 
24:00 <Kelevra> the tv apparently was causing glare in the dirty hipsters photos
24:00 <nothing> you're too nice Kelevra 
24:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I almost cried
24:00 <Kelevra> I didn't like them moving my stuff
25:00 <sluggz> Why cry its fine
25:00 <Tim-Sim> I would have told them to get out
25:00 <nothing> next time tape razor blade around the benches.
25:00 <Kelevra> they even came late
25:00 <sluggz> Rofl
25:00 <Kelevra> fuck I hate strangers in my house
25:00 <Tim-Sim> same
25:00 <nothing> unless a sexy stranger bearing gifts ?
27:00 <nothing> goodamn, fucking lay as job fucking agency.
27:00 <nothing> as if leave a message, you do fuck all anyway.
28:00 <nothing> scourges of society.
28:00 <b1rd> *reads up*
28:00 <sluggz> Which one nothing?
28:00 <b1rd> smash em Kelevra !
28:00 <nothing> Wise employment LOL.
28:00 <b1rd> mmmm sexy stranger
28:00 <sluggz> Lmfao
28:00 <b1rd> bears mmmm
28:00 <b1rd> mmm gifts too
28:00 <sluggz> I'm with max
28:00 <nothing> Max is better.
28:00 <sluggz> All shitcunts
29:00 <nothing> But yes.
29:00 <b1rd> Max faggotry
29:00 <b1rd> jobs a job tho
29:00 <sluggz> Props
30:00 <nothing> I dunno how they fucking sleep at night.
30:00 <Tim-Sim> BLykE: b1rd thinks I am a paranoid schizophrenic 
30:00 <BLykE> oh
31:00 <Tim-Sim> yep
31:00 <BLykE> david Pollock has issue with me
31:00 <BLykE> i don't know why
31:00 <BLykE> its like
31:00 <BLykE> i don't care about him
31:00 <BLykE> why does he dislike my youtube videos
31:00 <BLykE> lols
31:00 <BLykE> its like does he actually have a brain
31:00 <BLykE> who cares
31:00 <fistthegovernment> rahrhahrhahrh
32:00 <BLykE> u disliked youtube videos
32:00 <nothing> ok, i'm good now. 
32:00 <BLykE> what a legend
32:00 <nothing> kinda.
32:00 <BLykE> no
32:00 <b1rd> you are Tim-Sim 
32:00 <BLykE> youre a fucken idiot
32:00 <b1rd> i worry about you 
32:00 <BLykE> dislike all 480+ videos
32:00 <b1rd> pollock will belt u BLykE 
32:00 <BLykE> come one u that derranged
32:00 <BLykE> come on
32:00 <b1rd> stfu BLykE 
32:00 <b1rd> poofter
32:00 <BLykE> no u stfu
32:00 <sluggz> Lol cunts act 
32:00 <BLykE> u are morons
33:00 <b1rd> fkn rape ya u lil junky dog
33:00 <b1rd> you're a dirty bong smoking junky
33:00 <b1rd> yuck
33:00 <nothing> lolll
33:00 <b1rd> change ya bong water son
33:00 <b1rd> filth pig
34:00 <Tim-Sim> BLykE: are you paranoid type schizophrenic?
35:00 <b1rd> he is
35:00 <b1rd> like you Tim-Sim 
35:00 <Tim-Sim> b1rd: I don't take drugs b1rd 
35:00 <b1rd> at least he's medicated somewhat though
35:00 <b1rd> you need help Tim-Sim 
35:00 <b1rd> I'm sending the CAT over to your beachfront apartment
35:00 <b1rd> standby.
35:00 <b1rd> don't panic
36:00 <b1rd> don't resist plz
36:00 <b1rd> Cops will be there too
36:00 <Tim-Sim> beachfront?
38:00 <nothing> I unignored BLykE 
38:00 <b1rd> yeh your house
39:00 <b1rd> standby for CAT
39:00 <nothing> but i can't see nothing.
39:00 <b1rd> crisis assesment team
39:00 <b1rd> lol
39:00 <b1rd> he's gone quiet
39:00 <b1rd> BLykE, speak up son
39:00 <nothing> stand by for DOG team BLykE 
39:00 <b1rd> LOllll
39:00 <BLykE> bring it
39:00 <BLykE> u dumb fucken cunts
39:00 <b1rd> what would dog stand for i wonder
39:00 <b1rd> dumb ummmm
39:00 <nothing> the DOG POUND coming to git ya.
39:00 <b1rd> yeppp
40:00 <b1rd> lock you up you rabit dog
40:00 <BLykE> omg
40:00 <b1rd> and few days if ya owner not come....
40:00 <b1rd> u know what happens son
40:00 <BLykE> phone who ever you will look dumb
40:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
40:00 <BLykE> ok
40:00 <BLykE> got that sorted
40:00 <BLykE> next
40:00 <b1rd> BLykE you are becoming agitated
40:00 <b1rd> please behave or we'll ban you
40:00 <nothing> Dog catcher gonna get ya BLykE 
40:00 <b1rd> Zline soon BLykE .....
40:00 <BLykE> nothing soon guys
40:00 <nothing> no love for lost dogs around here
41:00 <BLykE> u are just losers
41:00 <nothing> you get the death pick.
41:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLL
41:00 <b1rd> no you the loser BLykE 
41:00 <Tim-Sim> b1rd: where is this beachfront home of mine?
41:00 <b1rd> yep, nothing is right
41:00 <b1rd> deadpandadolls, !
41:00 <deadpandadolls> fuck a dick irc went back to shit
41:00 <Kelevra> I love your arguements
41:00 <b1rd> you're in it now Tim-Sim 
41:00 <deadpandadolls> now i gotta fuck with it get it right again lol
41:00 <b1rd> SE suburbs
41:00 <Kelevra> it's cause you logged on deadpandadolls
41:00 <b1rd> forget the shit town what they calls it
42:00 <Kelevra> sth east fr lyf niggah
42:00 <nothing> Anyways. i bbs.
42:00 <b1rd> between city and franga
42:00 <b1rd> ok nothing 
42:00 <deadpandadolls> now i gotta find background
42:00 <nothing> got los6t dogs to catch. 
42:00 <b1rd> :p
42:00 <deadpandadolls> n change text colours
42:00 <Kelevra> IT'S MY FKN CARDIGAN
42:00 <b1rd> excellent work nothing 
42:00 <deadpandadolls> b1rd can have pink text coz he cute
42:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL :P
42:00 <Kelevra> YA FKN DOG
42:00 <b1rd> ok
42:00 <b1rd> if pink text must be a girl
43:00 <b1rd> green for da mens
43:00 <Tim-Sim> but it is by the beach, is it b1rd?
43:00 <Kelevra> if it's two pink lines it means you're up the duff
43:00 <b1rd> i dunno
43:00 <b1rd> you're telling the story Tim-Sim 
43:00 <b1rd> lol
43:00 <nothing|dpg> 2 pink lines means you're gonna have a great night
43:00 <b1rd> mmmm
43:00 <nothing|dpg> discooo disccooo
43:00 <BLykE> Kelevra:  your shout for beer
44:00 <BLykE> ??
44:00 <b1rd> BLykE is broke
44:00 <BLykE> hope one day
44:00 <b1rd> couple more days till payday ay
44:00 <b1rd> no, tomorrow BLykE ?
44:00 <nothing|dpg> woof woof motherfucker
44:00 <b1rd> BLYKES PAYDAY CONFIRMED
44:00 <b1rd> lolllll
44:00 <b1rd> get them rabid dogs nothing|dpg 
44:00 <b1rd> Thursday the 16/03/2017
44:00 <b1rd> BLykEs big day
45:00 <b1rd> lolllll
45:00 <b1rd> BLykE is sober for once
45:00 <b1rd> day before payday
45:00 <nothing|dpg> you filly flea infested stray maggot.
45:00 <b1rd> whats the agenda for tomorrow BLykE 
45:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
45:00 <nothing|dpg> filthy*
45:00 <b1rd> 1:30 am, ATM
45:00 <nothing|dpg> aight out.
45:00 <b1rd> 1:31 am, dealer meet you at atm
45:00 <b1rd> peace nothing|dpg 
45:00 <b1rd> :)
46:00 <b1rd> takes his money back
46:00 <b1rd> gives u a lil bit of weed
46:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLL
46:00 <b1rd> this is what goes on ay BLykE ?
46:00 <b1rd> meet u at atm, take me money before ya dealer ay?
46:00 <b1rd> sound like a plan?
46:00 <b1rd> and i won't give you drugs, so you can clean up ya act
46:00 <b1rd> as you keep insisting you want to..
47:00 <b1rd> b1rd will enforce it this time son
47:00 <Kelevra> BLykE the man is supposed to shout the woman
47:00 <BLykE> i will next time
47:00 <Kelevra> speaking of which
47:00 <Kelevra> why is MICKY-8-ball still here
47:00 <Kelevra> someone just ban him
47:00 <BLykE> i don't know
47:00 <Kelevra> blowies for a ban kthnx
47:00 <BLykE> `op
48:00 <Kelevra> lol
48:00 <Kelevra> why is nothings nick nothing|dpg?
48:00 <Kelevra> wtf is dpg?
48:00 <Kelevra> dog pig goat?
48:00 <BLykE> dumb pig gay
49:00 <Kelevra> dirty pretty girl
49:00 <b1rd> b1rds home detox (TM)
49:00 <Kelevra> dicks penertration g-spot
49:00 <BLykE> don't perceive greatness
49:00 <b1rd> which atm you go to BLykE, make it easier on yourself
49:00 <b1rd> not that i won't spot an alien like you easy enough
49:00 <b1rd> lol dog pig goat
49:00 <b1rd> sounds good
49:00 <BLykE> just come here u fucken stalkers
49:00 <Kelevra> honest question, how to dispose of a bong
49:00 <BLykE> i will have cops arrest u
49:00 <b1rd> fkn COMING NOW BLYKE
49:00 <b1rd> getting your DSP OFF YA BRO
50:00 <Kelevra> YA FKN DOG
50:00 <b1rd> SO YOU CAN"T ABUSE IT
50:00 <b1rd> melt it?
50:00 <BLykE> shut up for once
50:00 <BLykE> that's an idea
50:00 <b1rd> if disposable plastic
50:00 <Kelevra> it's not plastic
50:00 <Kelevra> it's glass
50:00 <b1rd> ahh
50:00 <b1rd> smash it
50:00 <b1rd> on road
50:00 <b1rd> out the winda at high speed
50:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
50:00 <Tim-Sim> put it in the bin Kelevra
50:00 <b1rd> narrr
50:00 <b1rd> no way
50:00 <Kelevra> I was pretty scared the floor planner was going to want ot go into my storage unit
50:00 <b1rd> gotta smash it
51:00 <Kelevra> cause there's an old bong in there and one of those weed metal pipes
51:00 <b1rd> frow it out ya car
51:00 <b1rd> and if need one, make from coke bottle daily
51:00 <Kelevra> I don't have a car
51:00 <b1rd> hmm ok
51:00 <b1rd> go for walk
51:00 <b1rd> chuck in council bin
51:00 <b1rd> ?
51:00 <Kelevra> I've never even had my learners
51:00 <b1rd> should get it
51:00 <Kelevra> I don't want to get rid of it cause I have a fear if I throw it out I'll want to smoke again
51:00 <Kelevra> knowing that it's there makes me feel comfy
52:00 <b1rd> improvised bongs if u need to
52:00 <b1rd> keep the stem and conepeice
52:00 <BLykE> can i borrow it Kelevra 
52:00 <BLykE> i wouldn't chuck it out
52:00 <b1rd> no, you'd slobber all over it BLykE 
52:00 <BLykE> is it pyrex?
52:00 <Kelevra> I haven't smoked since my bday so I should have a clean system I'd think
52:00 <Kelevra> nah it's a glass bong about as big as my forearm
52:00 <b1rd> cool
52:00 <BLykE> nice
52:00 <Kelevra> I've had it for fkn years
53:00 <b1rd> keep it then
53:00 <Kelevra> it's always been clean 
53:00 <b1rd> stuff the landys and shit
53:00 <b1rd> not illegal...
53:00 <Kelevra> I used to clean it with metho and rice
53:00 <BLykE> cool
53:00 <BLykE> good idea
53:00 <Kelevra> I did however replace the stem wih hose cause the metal ones rust if you don't use them for long periods
53:00 <Kelevra> and i used to travel alot
54:00 <BLykE> i got a stem wont rust
54:00 <BLykE> in my 
54:00 <Kelevra> once told my mum i was going away for a weekend and I spent 3 years in adelaide
54:00 <BLykE> bong
54:00 <Kelevra> lol
54:00 <b1rd> need cast stainless high grade stem
54:00 <b1rd> and cone
54:00 <b1rd> thatd be rad
54:00 <Tim-Sim> why cast?
54:00 <deadpandadolls> and you did nothing whilst you were here but get drunk and do drugs
54:00 <Kelevra> they need to make a scotch guard for stems
54:00 <b1rd> well cone not stainless
54:00 <deadpandadolls> hilarious.
54:00 <b1rd> quality Tim-Sim 
54:00 <b1rd> not just surface coating of stainless
55:00 <b1rd> nice and heavy duty
55:00 <Kelevra> deadpandadolls I also got pregnant, don't forget that
55:00 <b1rd> or gold...
55:00 <Tim-Sim> stainless tube is drawn, not cast
55:00 <Kelevra> but yeah the drugs were pretty fun
55:00 <deadpandadolls> that was sad as fuck tho
55:00 <deadpandadolls> :/
55:00 <Kelevra> yeah well don't do drugs and fuck without condoms then you won't have miscarriages
55:00 <deadpandadolls> I'd love to go gold coast and get stoned for five yrs
55:00 <Kelevra> lesson learnt
55:00 <deadpandadolls> right fkn now
55:00 <b1rd> no need to cross your T's and dot your eyes Tim-Sim, faggot
56:00 <Tim-Sim> I am not a faggot
56:00 <b1rd> bet you had to google that Tim-Sim 
56:00 <b1rd> yes youa re
56:00 <deadpandadolls> fall offa my surf board drunk as shit, beat up a shark for getting in my way
56:00 <deadpandadolls> *shakes fist*
56:00 <b1rd> fkn loser Tim-Sim 
56:00 <Kelevra> do you know they call a certain meat faggot
56:00 <b1rd> lollll
56:00 <Tim-Sim> no b1rd, I am a fitter and turner, I know that shit like the back of my hand
56:00 <b1rd> punch great white in the nose
56:00 <deadpandadolls> yer pork meatballs
56:00 <b1rd> you are not fgt
56:00 <b1rd> you work in an office
56:00 <deadpandadolls> nom nom
56:00 <deadpandadolls> faggots n chips moit
57:00 <b1rd> lol
57:00 <b1rd> midday might have a snooze
57:00 <Tim-Sim> I work in an office?
57:00 <b1rd> yep
57:00 <b1rd> total desk jockey 
57:00 <b1rd> bbl broze
57:00 <b1rd> siesta time
57:00 <deadpandadolls> woo hoo got rid of the treebar finally fucking asshole thing
03:00 <Tim-Sim> what is a treebar?
03:00 <nothing|dpg> hrrmmm, is it a coincidence that the artist of the short dick man song is named 20 fingers ?
03:00 <nothing|dpg> HRRMMM
03:00 <nothing|dpg> you thinking what i'm thinking b1 ?
04:00 <b1rd> lol
04:00 <b1rd> needs big fingers if small cock
04:00 <nothing|dpg> yeah 20 bigguns.
04:00 <b1rd> noice
04:00 <deadpandadolls> i like when a chick whispers in ur ear "im gon let u put it in my bum n do me like in a porno"
04:00 <deadpandadolls> then an hour later ur like fkn she tricked me again!
05:00 <b1rd> looool
05:00 <nothing|dpg> don't get.
05:00 <b1rd> yes me either :p
05:00 <b1rd> plz explain
05:00 <b1rd> lol
06:00 <b1rd> mmmm coke zero
06:00 <nothing|dpg> i don't have all day deadpandadolls 
06:00 <nothing|dpg> nah jks.
06:00 <nothing|dpg> i do.
06:00 <nothing|dpg> hahah.
06:00 <b1rd> lool
06:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
06:00 <b1rd> holes a goal
06:00 <b1rd> either or either good with me
07:00 <deadpandadolls> i wana root the chick made my kangaroo steak sandwich yesterday
07:00 <b1rd> mmmmm kanga
07:00 <nothing|dpg> mud food ?
07:00 <b1rd> mmmm roots
07:00 <nothing|dpg> BLykE food.
07:00 <b1rd> would be a bouncy fuck after all that kanga
08:00 <b1rd> put a spring into ya rooties
08:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
08:00 <nothing|dpg> yappys dog treats
08:00 <deadpandadolls> was having a 3some once
08:00 <deadpandadolls> n fisted the chick
08:00 <nothing|dpg> don't lie..
08:00 <deadpandadolls> n then realised there was period blood up my arm
08:00 <deadpandadolls> was lolarious
08:00 <b1rd> hahahah pwnd
08:00 <deadpandadolls> ryan was like wtf
08:00 <deadpandadolls> n she freaked so we stopped
08:00 <b1rd> still keep goin tho?
08:00 <deadpandadolls> neg
08:00 <b1rd> awwww
08:00 <b1rd> no good
09:00 <b1rd> just blood boe
09:00 <deadpandadolls> one time we went down for breakfast and her dad was like could you have been any louder last night
09:00 <deadpandadolls> aaaaaaaahaha banging her head against the wall doin doggy
09:00 <Kelevra> one time @ bandcamp
09:00 <deadpandadolls> lol lol lol
09:00 <b1rd> lolll
09:00 <deadpandadolls> i go yes..
09:00 <nothing|dpg> ahhh, i see. 
09:00 <nothing|dpg> never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn.
10:00 <b1rd> the daddy a good sport then
10:00 <Kelevra> nothing|dpg what is the dpg for?
10:00 <nothing|dpg> catching DOGZ.
10:00 <Kelevra> why4catchdogs?
10:00 <deadpandadolls> not lying
10:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
10:00 <deadpandadolls> why lie about sex?
11:00 <deadpandadolls> it's just sex, nothing|dpg..
11:00 <nothing|dpg> lolll
11:00 <nothing|dpg> LOLL.
11:00 <nothing|dpg> it's IRC nothing BUT lies about sex.
11:00 <nothing|dpg> come now.
11:00 <b1rd> r u da 1 i wuv deadpandadolls ?
11:00 <b1rd> Lol
11:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
11:00 <b1rd> more deetz of sex deadpandadolls 
11:00 <b1rd> lolll
11:00 <nothing|dpg> Don't you try and trick me you virgin.
11:00 <deadpandadolls> k
11:00 <b1rd> lolllz
11:00 <deadpandadolls> met these chicks at paradise interchange one night on my way home
11:00 <deadpandadolls> to mums
12:00 <b1rd> yay story time
12:00 <deadpandadolls> n we went back to their m8s place n did a wank room
12:00 <nothing|dpg> late 50's ?
12:00 <deadpandadolls> where the chicks went around giving gobs
12:00 <nothing|dpg> LOLLLL
12:00 <deadpandadolls> then rooted this greek 1 n we all went to town to players bar
12:00 <b1rd> lolll
12:00 <deadpandadolls> then went back to her cousins n rooted her next to her friend that was passed out
12:00 <deadpandadolls> then she got me home made sambucca
12:00 <b1rd> lollll
12:00 <b1rd> yum
13:00 <deadpandadolls> in the morning i called mum to say i stayed at a friends and the 1st chick yelled out I TOOK UR SONS VIRGINITY
13:00 <nothing|dpg> opppaa
13:00 <b1rd> greeks are a caring and sharing people
13:00 <deadpandadolls> was so embarrased didnt go home all day
13:00 <b1rd> lol
13:00 <deadpandadolls> mum refused to talk to mi when i did get home but
13:00 <nothing|dpg> omg.
13:00 <deadpandadolls> shrug
13:00 <b1rd> lolll
13:00 <Tim-Sim> lol deadpandadolls 
13:00 <Kelevra> empire was the poolhalls name
13:00 <deadpandadolls> empire was always fulla homies when i was young
14:00 <deadpandadolls> and gang related ppl
14:00 <b1rd> me n 3 or 4 mates went to hookers once, banged same poor lady
14:00 <deadpandadolls> so many fights
14:00 <deadpandadolls> :/
14:00 <b1rd> was good tho
14:00 <b1rd> breaker turned up
14:00 <nothing|dpg> LOL @ b1rd 
14:00 <b1rd> had a go too
14:00 <deadpandadolls> good ol townie days ey 
14:00 <nothing|dpg> LOLLL
14:00 <b1rd> true story
14:00 <b1rd> was 16 or someshit
14:00 <b1rd> lool
14:00 <b1rd> didnt ask for id lucky
14:00 <deadpandadolls> weed and the coffeepot and pancake kitchen
14:00 <deadpandadolls> BANGED SOME POOR LADY
14:00 <deadpandadolls> lolz
14:00 <b1rd> hahah yeah
14:00 <nothing|dpg> i like how you said poor lady
15:00 <b1rd> i let me mates loosen her up for what was coming last
15:00 <b1rd> so i had shlops
15:00 <b1rd> only fair on her vag
15:00 <nothing|dpg> like she got her vagina clawed at by inexperienced drunk and stoned 16 year olds.
15:00 <b1rd> lolll
15:00 <nothing|dpg> good times.
15:00 <b1rd> yepp lol
15:00 <deadpandadolls> that owns, hookers at 16
15:00 <b1rd> good as
15:00 <deadpandadolls> fkn im jealous
15:00 <b1rd> yeh funny times
16:00 <nothing|dpg> it's ok deadpandadolls you, get there one day :)
16:00 <deadpandadolls> me n some m8s banged my x gf best friend one night she got ridden hard as fuck
16:00 <b1rd> i thought it was my first root, but actually forgot about other times coz was too young
16:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
16:00 <deadpandadolls> already been to brothel n done a hooker
16:00 <b1rd> virginity relived
16:00 <deadpandadolls> crossed off the bucket list
16:00 <b1rd> coz first root her old man bashed me
16:00 <nothing|dpg> lolll
16:00 <deadpandadolls> lol b1rd
16:00 <b1rd> so forgot all about it till recently
16:00 <b1rd> weird ay lol
16:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah man
17:00 <b1rd> tmi srry
17:00 <b1rd> loool
17:00 <deadpandadolls> loooll
18:00 <b1rd> lol yeh bucket list
18:00 <deadpandadolls> lmao
19:00 <deadpandadolls> now chicks just want relationships
19:00 <b1rd> copped it for ages from other mates over that
19:00 <deadpandadolls> coz they clock is tickin
19:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLL
19:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
19:00 <b1rd> yehhh
19:00 <b1rd> lol
19:00 <b1rd> fix that tho
20:00 <b1rd> deadbeat father tho lol
20:00 <b1rd> marry me you'll jus have one more kid to look after loool
20:00 <Kelevra> exactly
20:00 <b1rd> hahhaha
20:00 <b1rd> true ay
20:00 <Kelevra> I swear that's the reason I'll never get married
20:00 <b1rd> yeh 
20:00 <b1rd> ruins all the fun
21:00 <Kelevra> plus i believe married is just a piece of paper, if someone wants me they'd not need a document to prove they love me and visa versa
21:00 <b1rd> true
21:00 <Kelevra> my fear is a guy would take half my shit
21:00 <b1rd> only good for bringing in ethnics
21:00 <b1rd> lol
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah greencards and cash and whatnot
22:00 <b1rd> ahah
22:00 <b1rd> other than that, marriage can get fucked
22:00 <Kelevra> if nothing was a foreigner i'd marry him for him to stay in the country
22:00 <b1rd> yeh
22:00 <b1rd> top bloke
22:00 <b1rd> we gots poofy marriage yet?
22:00 <Kelevra> I'd let him paint my toenails and ask him to cook for me and make him sell his ass for weed
23:00 <Kelevra> nah I on't think so
23:00 <b1rd> damn
23:00 <b1rd> you'll have to do it then Kelevra 
23:00 <Kelevra> oh wait i think in brisbane you can legally marry
23:00 <b1rd> lool
23:00 <b1rd> oh cool
23:00 <b1rd> then he get permo residence
23:00 <deadpandadolls> <+Kelevra> plus i believe married is just a piece of paper, if someone wants me they'd not need a document to prove they love me and visa versa
23:00 <deadpandadolls> exactllyyy!!!!
23:00 <Kelevra> you know you can become a minister online and do weddings
23:00 <b1rd> cool as
24:00 <nothing|dpg> lolll
24:00 <b1rd> can do online?
24:00 <Kelevra> I've been proposed to 3 times and I truly believe it was for their own selfish reasons
24:00 <nothing|dpg> loveOP ?
24:00 <b1rd> we getting married in brisbane nothing|dpg 
24:00 <Tim-Sim> usually when a marriage breaks up it is the women who end up with half the blokes stuff
24:00 <b1rd> lol wonder if legal
24:00 <b1rd> with minister
24:00 <nothing|dpg> what we fagz now ?
24:00 <b1rd> yep
24:00 <Kelevra> they either want me to commit to not walk away 
24:00 <nothing|dpg> ohhh ok.
24:00 <deadpandadolls> marry u in the eyes of satan
24:00 <nothing|dpg> hey it's 2017
24:00 <deadpandadolls> he he he
24:00 <Kelevra> or they want to just say 'I'm engaged'
24:00 <b1rd> yes plz
24:00 <b1rd> :)
24:00 <b1rd> I'm engorged
24:00 <b1rd> loll
24:00 <b1rd> enraged too
25:00 <Kelevra> one wanted to marry me cause I got up the duff so I aborted his baby
25:00 <nothing|dpg> satan loves homosexuality
25:00 <Kelevra> he hates me now
25:00 <b1rd> indeed
25:00 <Kelevra> :D
25:00 <b1rd> looool
25:00 <nothing|dpg> ive had a few terminal choices
25:00 <deadpandadolls> god loves homosexuality the most
25:00 <deadpandadolls> he invented it
25:00 <nothing|dpg> good times.
25:00 <deadpandadolls> then felt guilty
25:00 <Kelevra> eh I was 18, fuck being a teenage mum
25:00 <nothing|dpg> money well spent
25:00 <deadpandadolls> and damned it.
26:00 <Kelevra> fkn oath
26:00 <nothing|dpg> good as song this one.
26:00 <Kelevra> I had heaps of drugs to do and randoms to fuck
26:00 <b1rd> indeed
26:00 <Kelevra> I wouldn't be on irc
26:00 <Kelevra> cause I'd have never learnt how to type
26:00 <Kelevra> <= only learnt how to type @ 19
27:00 <b1rd> really?
27:00 <Kelevra> yeah
27:00 <Tim-Sim> how old are you know Kelevra?
27:00 <Kelevra> 31
27:00 <nothing|dpg> Dw Kelevra, i have never learned.
27:00 <b1rd> wasya good at it straight away?
27:00 <nothing|dpg> er, learnt.
27:00 <nothing|dpg> See i dumb as a coconut.
27:00 <Kelevra> I didn't even have a tomato until I was 23 and I didn't masturbate until I was 21
27:00 <b1rd> lies nothing|dpg 
27:00 <Kelevra> cause my mum told me I'd go blind
27:00 <b1rd> lol
27:00 <Kelevra> fuck she was a bitch, I missed out on so much
27:00 <nothing|dpg> A told me i was.
27:00 <nothing|dpg> now i believe him.
28:00 <nothing|dpg> (:
28:00 <Kelevra> first time I masturbated I was like OMFG
28:00 <b1rd> A is a loser tho
28:00 <b1rd> lol
28:00 <nothing|dpg> He is. 
28:00 <b1rd> drunkard
28:00 <nothing|dpg> hahaha.
28:00 <Kelevra> best thing since sliced bread
28:00 <b1rd> lolll
28:00 <b1rd> fkn oath
28:00 <Kelevra> I blame the guy I was dating, he had a tiny dick
28:00 <b1rd> sue him Kelevra 
28:00 <Kelevra> so I thought I'll just have a go at fucking myself so I don't cheat on him
28:00 <b1rd> for loss of enjoyment of life
29:00 <Kelevra> was either fuck myself or cheat there was no inbetween thought pattern
29:00 <b1rd> both.
29:00 <Kelevra> nah he was pretty pyscho
29:00 <nothing|dpg> loll
29:00 <Kelevra> he'd have gone ivan malat on me if i cheated
29:00 <b1rd> would be with tiny dick
29:00 <b1rd> loool
29:00 <nothing|dpg> all psychos have tiny dicks.
29:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
29:00 <Kelevra> eah tiny dick fury
29:00 <b1rd> yes
29:00 <b1rd> this is a law
29:00 <Kelevra> yeah*
29:00 <b1rd> tiny dicks drive powerful cars
30:00 <Kelevra> yeah he had a nice few cars
30:00 <b1rd> ahhh
30:00 <b1rd> see
30:00 <nothing|dpg> Section c clause 1(a): If have tiny dick, must be absolute woman bashing asshole 
30:00 <b1rd> the car is a symbol of what they'd like to be packing downstairs
30:00 <b1rd> yepp
30:00 <Kelevra> he had a vt, an ss, a calais and something else
30:00 <b1rd> like skirmish
30:00 <Kelevra> oh yeah a tiny dick
30:00 <nothing|dpg> what a commodore ?
30:00 <nothing|dpg> loll
30:00 <b1rd> wogmobile
30:00 <b1rd> lool
31:00 <b1rd> with dice on the mirror
31:00 <Kelevra> yeah well he was a mutt of a wog
31:00 <nothing|dpg> have to drop 50G to make awesome/
31:00 <Kelevra> half italian half serbian
31:00 <Kelevra> absolutely bonkers
31:00 <Kelevra> and get this
31:00 <b1rd> ahh yeah
31:00 <Kelevra> his mum was a shitous cook
31:00 <b1rd> hate serbs 
31:00 <Kelevra> he got totally ripped off in the game of life
31:00 <b1rd> wogs usually cook ok. weird
31:00 <Kelevra> I know right
31:00 <b1rd> no wonder so angry
31:00 <nothing|dpg> but with cro but
31:00 <nothing|dpg> can be entertaining.
31:00 <b1rd> small cock, mum can't cook....
31:00 <Kelevra> yeah her chicken was always dry as fuck
31:00 <b1rd> lol
31:00 <nothing|dpg> serbs and cros on the jobsite is a good one.
31:00 <b1rd> hard life
32:00 <b1rd> serbs and cros at each others throats
32:00 <nothing|dpg> get nothing done all day. 
32:00 <nothing|dpg> toobusy screaming and yelling.
32:00 <b1rd> sinking piss
32:00 <b1rd> silly duffers
32:00 <nothing|dpg> heheheh
32:00 <b1rd> wogs concrete their entire yard
32:00 <b1rd> loool
33:00 <b1rd> by rule a wog is always a concreter or builder
33:00 <nothing|dpg> yeahh.
33:00 <b1rd> Lol
33:00 <nothing|dpg> LOLL.
33:00 <Kelevra> my ex who is greek had a great garden
33:00 <nothing|dpg> Or a bikie these days.
33:00 <b1rd> haha yeah
33:00 <Kelevra> his dad lived in the garden
33:00 <b1rd> mmmmm love nice gardens
33:00 <Kelevra> fkn egg plants and cucumbers the size of my head
33:00 <deadpandadolls> did he have a nice cucumber in the pants garden
33:00 <deadpandadolls> lelz
33:00 <b1rd> love fresh vege
33:00 <b1rd> so good
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah i love nice gardens, i fail @ having a green thumb though
34:00 <nothing|dpg> LOLL
34:00 <b1rd> me too
34:00 <deadpandadolls> o ye
34:00 <Kelevra> I tried growing weed at my mums house
34:00 <deadpandadolls> zuccini flower
34:00 <b1rd> total fails
34:00 <Kelevra> and I accidentally burnt them
34:00 <deadpandadolls> toss in some flower
34:00 <deadpandadolls> fry it
34:00 <nothing|dpg> I like a big garden full of Mary wanaaz.
34:00 <b1rd> love zuchini
34:00 <deadpandadolls> so good
34:00 <Kelevra> it worked in my favour when we got raided though
34:00 <Kelevra> the cops just walked straight past them
34:00 <Kelevra> LOL
34:00 <nothing|dpg> they don;t care about that shit k.
35:00 <Kelevra> I sprayed them with water on a hot day and they burnt
35:00 <nothing|dpg> Meth Lab on the other hand. 
35:00 <nothing|dpg> might get picked up.
35:00 <Kelevra> I wouldn't be game enough to have a meth lab
35:00 <Kelevra> I'd overdose or blow it up
35:00 <nothing|dpg> loll.
36:00 <Kelevra> either outcome would be bad
36:00 <deadpandadolls> i'd blow it up just to murder some scummy dudes
36:00 <deadpandadolls> laugh my arse off
36:00 <b1rd> just don't leave the Kitchen Unattended!
36:00 <b1rd> no nodding off or choofing
36:00 <b1rd> lol
36:00 <Kelevra> tbh as skitz as you are josh I'm surprised you haven't killed anyone yet
36:00 <nothing|dpg> fuck yeah best song.
36:00 <Kelevra> it stuns me
36:00 <Kelevra> how stupid you get
36:00 <nothing|dpg> aight.
37:00 <nothing|dpg> bbs homiez.
37:00 <b1rd> well theres always skirmish
37:00 <Kelevra> no
37:00 <b1rd> lool
37:00 <Kelevra> you won't
37:00 <b1rd> good easy kill to begin with lol
37:00 <b1rd> :p
37:00 <Tim-Sim> just got a mail drop
37:00 <b1rd> cash?
37:00 <Kelevra> weed
37:00 <Kelevra> bet it's weed
37:00 <b1rd> yum
38:00 <Kelevra> that's the only drop I get in the mail
38:00 <b1rd> you shouldn't choof Tim-Sim !
38:00 <b1rd> you're paranoid as it is
38:00 <b1rd> ahh fuck it
38:00 <b1rd> definite sleep now
38:00 <b1rd> had me feed
38:00 <b1rd> night all
39:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm not skitz
39:00 <Kelevra> you are
39:00 <deadpandadolls> I have severe anxiety
39:00 <Kelevra> anxiety my ass
39:00 <deadpandadolls> that doesnt make somebody skitz
39:00 <carlOz> s'goin on cunts
39:00 <Kelevra> I saw you flip out @ that asian guy for no reason and his arm was all cut open
39:00 <deadpandadolls> I have ptsd
39:00 <Kelevra> liar
40:00 <deadpandadolls> liar?
40:00 <Kelevra> you can say that to the drs but I don't fall for your shit
40:00 <deadpandadolls> why the fk would I lie.
40:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
40:00 <deadpandadolls> rolls eyes..
40:00 <Kelevra> cause you wanted dsp
40:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
40:00 <deadpandadolls> wow!
40:00 <deadpandadolls> that's messed up
40:00 <Kelevra> you couldn't work your way out of a wet paper bag
40:00 <deadpandadolls> ?
40:00 <Kelevra> working is too hard for lazy fucks like yourself
40:00 <deadpandadolls> you can stop talking shit now
40:00 <deadpandadolls> lol says the queen of bums
41:00 <deadpandadolls> you have two kids and cbf working
41:00 <Kelevra> I'm raising toddlers
41:00 <deadpandadolls> because they're the excuse. don't talk shit to me lol
41:00 <deadpandadolls> so
41:00 <deadpandadolls> my mother built a fucking company and had two kids.
41:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck do you look after you can't even look after yourself let alone your son Ashton
41:00 <deadpandadolls> don't make excuses.
41:00 <deadpandadolls> You put the children in day care
41:00 <Kelevra> how many years old is he now and how many years haven't you seen him cause you're not allowed to
41:00 <deadpandadolls> like any other working single mother that wants to offer her children a future.
42:00 <Kelevra> and father of the year goes to.. whoever Bec is fucking
42:00 <deadpandadolls> you're full of bullshit stories and excuses dude
42:00 <deadpandadolls> lol@not allowed to
42:00 <deadpandadolls> you just make things up as you go along.
42:00 <Kelevra> dude you kidnapped him and you can't see him
42:00 <deadpandadolls> "You kidnapped your son"
42:00 <deadpandadolls> ^
42:00 <deadpandadolls> predictable
42:00 <Kelevra> you can tell anyone on here what you want but I know the truth
42:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
43:00 <deadpandadolls> you act as if we were friends irl or something
43:00 <deadpandadolls> you don't even know me
43:00 <Kelevra> we weren't friends
43:00 <deadpandadolls> oh god, this is a waste of time.
43:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOLLLL @ deadpandadolls
43:00 <deadpandadolls> projecting your bullshit on to me, sort yourself out mel.
43:00 <Kelevra> I just used to stay @ your house while i was coming down and use your fridge for my beer and your bong 
43:00 <Kelevra> and you had a weed dealer
43:00 <deadpandadolls> no you didnt
43:00 <Kelevra> it's simple
43:00 <deadpandadolls> more bullshit
44:00 <deadpandadolls> i saw you twice because dylan wanted to be around
44:00 <deadpandadolls> talk all the shit you like
44:00 <deadpandadolls> and one night you cried your heart out to me out back because you couldnt afford to go home for christmas
44:00 <deadpandadolls> because you wasted your dole on drugs and booze
44:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's true
44:00 <Kelevra> nah I didn't spend my money on drugs
44:00 <Kelevra> I got most of my drugs for free
45:00 <Kelevra> I did spend alot of dosh on booze when I wasnt brewing it myself
45:00 <deadpandadolls> and the other time we got a little high and annoyed dylan by talking to loudly whilst he tried to watch a movie
45:00 <deadpandadolls> that's the end of our involvement
45:00 <Kelevra> wait you said we didn't know eachother irl
45:00 <Kelevra> see you bust yourself out
45:00 <deadpandadolls> we didnt
45:00 <deadpandadolls> "know" eachother
45:00 <Kelevra> idiot 
46:00 <deadpandadolls> we weren't friends, we weren't aquaintances, merely in eachothers presence by circumstance.
46:00 <Kelevra> yeah cause I wanted to buy weed
46:00 <Kelevra> dylan hated you
46:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
46:00 <deadpandadolls> sure sure
46:00 <deadpandadolls> you're just making things up
46:00 <Kelevra> you can't break someones nose and slice their hand and expect they'd enjoy your company
46:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
46:00 <deadpandadolls> don't talk shit about peoples kids
46:00 <deadpandadolls> you dont get beaten 
47:00 <deadpandadolls> and as for the knife
47:00 <deadpandadolls> PTSD
47:00 <deadpandadolls> YOU DON'T BREAK PEOPLES WINDOWS
47:00 <deadpandadolls> and not expect someone with ptsd to flip out
47:00 <deadpandadolls> god you're dumb
47:00 <deadpandadolls> dylan is an idiot
47:00 <deadpandadolls> come around break a window while im asleep and think im going to be cool about it
48:00 <deadpandadolls> Kelevra, get a job, get off of irc and give your daughters a future. nuff said. 
48:00 <Kelevra> he accidentally broke the window
49:00 <Kelevra> my daughters don't need a future
49:00 <deadpandadolls> diddums
49:00 <Kelevra> I am their future
49:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
49:00 <deadpandadolls> that's the dumbest statement, ever made.
49:00 <Kelevra> yeah
49:00 <deadpandadolls> you can isult people with real issues all you like man
50:00 <deadpandadolls> you ought to fix up that shitty life of yours
50:00 <deadpandadolls> you have a responsibility to the kids, you work for them, they don't exist to please you, get a job, secure a future for your children. Don't talk to me.
51:00 <Kelevra> yeah yeah yeah
51:00 <Kelevra> true story bro
54:00 <Tim-Sim>  I don't choof, just for the record
55:00 <deadpandadolls> weed is shit man
55:00 <deadpandadolls> i gotta quit booze again, doesnt help anxiety at all to self medicate, found a good psychologist too!
56:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah booze is bad for anxiety, I reckon
56:00 <Tim-Sim> but each to their own
57:00 <deadpandadolls> a gun is good for anxiety looollll
57:00 <deadpandadolls> hunter s thompson the shit outta life then BAM
58:00 <Tim-Sim> well I think the Dutch election is on today
59:00 <Tim-Sim> this election could be very telling for the future of Europe
59:00 <Tim-Sim> and the world as a whole
00:00 <deadpandadolls> When you are so full of sorrow, that you can't walk, can't cry anymore, think about the green foliage that sparkles after the rain. When the daylight exhausts you, when you hope a final night will cover the world, think about the awakening of a young child.
00:00 <deadpandadolls> that on tv right now?
01:00 <Tim-Sim> don't know, sorry
02:00 <Tim-Sim> Gert Wilders is like the Pauline Hansen of the Netherlands (much more articulate, intelligent and sensible than Hansen though)
03:00 <Tim-Sim> He has a chance of getting in, slim but higher chance than he ever has had before. 
03:00 <Tim-Sim> It is not likely he will get in. 
03:00 <Tim-Sim> but anyway
04:00 <Tim-Sim> I thought Trump would not get in and I was wrong about that
04:00 <deadpandadolls> What will he do if he gets in
04:00 <deadpandadolls> what're his main focuses
05:00 <Tim-Sim> stop the Islamisation of Europe
06:00 <Tim-Sim> Close the boarders
06:00 <KickOutTheJams> Anneyong
06:00 <Tim-Sim> borders
06:00 <BLykE> https://youtu.be/NBzSDF3rKZ4
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: austnet news first 1/4 update of 2017 (Mar 14, 2017) Length: 0:24 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <BLykE> fuck that man
06:00 <deadpandadolls> true
06:00 <deadpandadolls> I like his ideas then
07:00 <deadpandadolls> the conquering of peoples through religion is a never ending battle
07:00 <Tim-Sim> And if he gets in, it lends support to the upcoming French election for which La Penn represents the anti-islamisation of Europe party
07:00 <deadpandadolls> nice
07:00 <Tim-Sim> Marine Le Pen
08:00 <Tim-Sim> it is BIG deadpandadolls 
08:00 <deadpandadolls> they're losing their culture and language in france
08:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
08:00 <deadpandadolls> it's a sad state of affairs
08:00 <Tim-Sim> all of the European nations are
08:00 <deadpandadolls> mm
09:00 <Tim-Sim> The uk Brexit, exit from the European Union was one such movement
09:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah
09:00 <Tim-Sim> ie., the brits want out of the ethinc policies of the European Union 
10:00 <deadpandadolls> it's funny, when that chinese minister critisizes the west for not taking in refugees
10:00 <deadpandadolls> when they took in around 16 last yr
10:00 <deadpandadolls> LOOLLL
10:00 <Tim-Sim> they are sick of the Political Correctness that has lost them their country
10:00 <deadpandadolls> well they allowed it to happen, now it needs to be reversed
10:00 <deadpandadolls> displaced peoples should return home once it is safe
11:00 <Tim-Sim> nobody takes chinese representatives seriously when they talk down to other countries on human rights issues
11:00 <deadpandadolls> the idea of refuge, sancturary is not that it lasts
11:00 <Tim-Sim> it is a big mess
12:00 <deadpandadolls> oh they are wonderful peoples, you should not stop to help somebody in the street because it could likely be a trap
12:00 <deadpandadolls> so then you have footage of a toddler being run over multiple times and people just walking on by
12:00 <Tim-Sim> low birthrates, excess welfare, excessive debt etc. 
12:00 <Tim-Sim> sad
13:00 <Tim-Sim> Hopefully some good will come out of this
13:00 <Tim-Sim> and on that note
14:00 <Tim-Sim> I must be off to work
14:00 <Tim-Sim> bye
14:00 <deadpandadolls> bye babes
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]>   Awww yeh
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How are we all
01:00 <ChanOP> MassDevoice requested by tozza[Mobile]
08:00 <jdhdgsbsksksb> Cum onnnn feeel the noize 
09:00 <jdhdgsbsksksb> :D
10:00 <jdhdgsbsksksb> Fkn so hot. Dying :(
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh bad
23:00 <deadpandadolls> my god how hot is this chick http://thehun.net/galleries/2075849_A_girl_showing_her_butt_from_Alex.html and she does porno
23:00 <deadpandadolls> fuck ye hot sluts
26:00 <Kelevra> deadpandadolls you're pathetic
27:00 <Kelevra> hey A nal
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ew
28:00 <Kelevra> shhh thom
28:00 <Kelevra> hows your day going?
28:00 <Kelevra> how many times you been out on the boat?
28:00 <Kelevra> when are you taking moi fishing?
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shh mel
28:00 <Kelevra> ANSWERRRRR MEEEEEEEEEEEE
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shhh
29:00 <Kelevra> you shoosh
29:00 <Kelevra> you're pooping aren't you?
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im being shoohsed for ewing pandas link
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So you shush
29:00 <Kelevra> did I scare you into prairie dooging?
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont know when yet
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dooging?
29:00 <Kelevra> dogging
29:00 <Kelevra> shoosh lady
29:00 <Kelevra> I'll tell my mum!
30:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL pathetic
30:00 <A> Dogging is awesome
30:00 <deadpandadolls> if you don't have anything nice to say just don't speak.
30:00 <deadpandadolls> simples
30:00 <Kelevra> I get t go out Saturday
30:00 <Kelevra> to*
30:00 <A> Will you be dogging?
30:00 <A> Tell me where
30:00 <Kelevra> deadpandadolls the expression is 'if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all'
30:00 <Kelevra> dumb fuck
31:00 <deadpandadolls> shhhh keep it to yourself pls
31:00 <deadpandadolls> asking nicely
31:00 <Kelevra> A I have a trip planned to supercheap auto, kmart and coles
31:00 <Kelevra> oh and karingal hub
31:00 <A> Those are interesting places to go dogging
31:00 <Kelevra> oh wait i don't need to go supercheap cause i figured out I have what I need
32:00 <Kelevra> deadpandadolls fuck off.
32:00 <Kelevra> lame cunt
32:00 <deadpandadolls> take your children to a museum, or the ballet
32:00 <deadpandadolls> something educational or really exciting
33:00 <deadpandadolls> visit a library.
33:00 <Kelevra> lol you don't know what it is to raise children
33:00 <Kelevra> deadbeat father and a half
33:00 <deadpandadolls> zoo and museum, choice day
33:00 <deadpandadolls> not insulting you..
33:00 <deadpandadolls> suggestions
33:00 <Kelevra> my daughters are almost 2 and I have a 3yr old
33:00 <Kelevra> museums and ballet aren't upto par at that age
33:00 <Kelevra> dickhead.
34:00 <deadpandadolls> museum is
34:00 <Kelevra> orly
34:00 <deadpandadolls> never too early to learn
34:00 <deadpandadolls> I went to the museum as a small child
34:00 <Kelevra> have kids and be a father and find out for yourself
34:00 <deadpandadolls> used to collect bugs about 4 yrs old and take them to the museum to find out if I'd discovered a new species
34:00 <deadpandadolls> fun times
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah you seem thick enough for that shit
35:00 <deadpandadolls> never did discover a new species but it was exciting and nice that mum played in to my fantasy
35:00 <deadpandadolls> nothing thick about entomology..
35:00 <Kelevra> go outside and get a tan mr moonface
35:00 <deadpandadolls> don't like tanning
35:00 <Kelevra> do your tattoos still suck
35:00 <Kelevra> ?
35:00 <deadpandadolls> why're you abusing me
36:00 <Kelevra> why not
36:00 <deadpandadolls> shrug
36:00 <Kelevra> you abused me the other day
36:00 <Kelevra> you reap what you sew
36:00 <deadpandadolls> one good turn deserves another ey
36:00 <Kelevra> yeah fuckhead
36:00 <deadpandadolls> lol you wonder why I give you shit, you talk behind my back constantly, spreading rumours etc. about me, bullshitting on for attention
36:00 <Kelevra> I don't talk behind your back
37:00 <b1rd> Morning all
37:00 <Kelevra> it was you who pm'd me
37:00 <Kelevra> and I knew it
37:00 <deadpandadolls> sure, I see it and comment on it all the time
37:00 <Kelevra> wb b1rd, feeling refreshed?
37:00 <deadpandadolls> nothing wrong with taking kids out at a young age to soak up information
37:00 <Kelevra> josh I'm not interested in you anymore
37:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
37:00 <deadpandadolls> don't try to turn the tables on me mel
37:00 <deadpandadolls> we both know I deleted you from fb and stopped picking up your phone calls
38:00 <Kelevra> I'm not that's the funny thing
38:00 <deadpandadolls> and then you started abusing me on here again
38:00 <Kelevra> I've got you blocked on fb
38:00 <deadpandadolls> so stop acting like a hero infront of irc people to save face
38:00 <deadpandadolls> take your kids out, think about their minds, not yours.
38:00 <deadpandadolls> get a fucking job.
38:00 <deadpandadolls> Enrich their lives, make those sacrifices
38:00 <Kelevra> Joshua BlackwoodUnblock
38:00 <deadpandadolls> stop coming on here bitching about things you could improve
39:00 <Kelevra> see
39:00 <deadpandadolls> and then rambling on about me instead.
39:00 <deadpandadolls> Not very mature.
39:00 <Kelevra> lol
39:00 <deadpandadolls> not funny man
39:00 <Kelevra> it is to me
39:00 <Kelevra> you just proved yourself to be a liar
39:00 <deadpandadolls> I was that age mum was working full time and still making time for me and my brother, to bring value to our lives
40:00 <deadpandadolls> I did no such thing, I'm not out to prove anything.
40:00 <Kelevra> so change your fb name back to vayle saint or something
40:00 <deadpandadolls> can't, fb doesn't allow that
40:00 <Kelevra> aww pooryou
40:00 <deadpandadolls> not even something I think about..
40:00 <A> Are you guys having a domestic
40:00 <deadpandadolls> You're concerned about the most stupid of stupid things 
40:00 <deadpandadolls> get off irc, go do something with your kids
40:00 <Kelevra> pot calling kettle black there?
41:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't have children, you said it yourself..
41:00 <deadpandadolls> god *rolls eyes* idiot!
41:00 <b1rd> yes very refreshed thanks Kelevra 
41:00 <Kelevra> yeah u dont have children u have ashton with ur dna.
41:00 <deadpandadolls> You know very well that I told you how bec was abusive to myself and ashton
41:00 <b1rd> you two getting along like a house on fire :)
41:00 <deadpandadolls> and that she refused to give him back
41:00 <b1rd> Ayy A
41:00 <Kelevra> aka sperm donor
41:00 <b1rd> wattup 
42:00 <deadpandadolls> and that I had no documented evidence though I had witnesses
42:00 <deadpandadolls> that wouldn't go to court
42:00 <deadpandadolls> and that I left heart broken to save him from stress and from losing my mind
42:00 <Kelevra> ur a born losser..
42:00 <deadpandadolls> His grandpa has practically raised him because she is irrisponsible.
42:00 <A> Bird
42:00 <A> This is fucking awesome
42:00 <A> Get the beer
42:00 <b1rd> lol A 
43:00 <b1rd> narr ppl's lives, not funny
43:00 <Kelevra> u took the easy road as ur a weak mined person..
43:00 <b1rd> :p
43:00 <deadpandadolls> but at least my grandfather sent a 25 thousand dollar cheque, and mum and I frequently add to his bank account for when he is 18
43:00 <deadpandadolls> sacrifices
43:00 <Kelevra> hhahah so much money lol losser
43:00 <A> The funny part is that it's happening in public when they know each other in person, haev each other's numbers, and there's private messaging on IRC :P
43:00 <deadpandadolls> you won't even get a job to allow your children a nice upbringing, like Mew you use children as the excuse to do nothing and come online to talk shit.
43:00 <A> They both *want* everyone to see this :)
44:00 <deadpandadolls> I was never online when I was with him, working every day pulling double shifts at the restaurant
44:00 <deadpandadolls> then working, having to have someone babysit because I was raising him for a month on my own
44:00 <deadpandadolls> fuck, you don't know shit about it man
44:00 <Kelevra> your just a dna to him..ur not a man..ur a loser
44:00 <deadpandadolls> uhuh
44:00 <deadpandadolls> keep shit talking dude
45:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
45:00 <KickOutTheJams> fight fight fight
45:00 <deadpandadolls> now I've bothered to put it out there, you can stop with the bullshit again.
45:00 <deadpandadolls> So put up, shut up, take your kids to the fucking museum, fill their minds with information, have a picnic and get a job next week.
45:00 <b1rd> lol A
45:00 <b1rd> ok
45:00 <b1rd> gets popcorn
45:00 <deadpandadolls> gutter trash
45:00 <b1rd> kiss and make up u two
46:00 <Kelevra> this is not shit talking but..this is the truth..ur not a man ur a mouse..
46:00 <deadpandadolls> firm
46:00 <deadpandadolls> so nice
46:00 <deadpandadolls> little hairy
46:00 <b1rd> deadpandadolls is a top bloke, I can vouch for his Authenticity
46:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
46:00 <b1rd> the mans got a heart
46:00 <b1rd> not perfect but who is
46:00 <deadpandadolls> mice are fucking awesome cute
46:00 <deadpandadolls> and yummy
47:00 <b1rd> loool
47:00 <b1rd> props tho
47:00 <Kelevra> how is he a man..he cant even look after his own kids..to me hes scum..
47:00 <b1rd> wheres my cock zero
47:00 <b1rd> by todays standards he's an OG
47:00 <b1rd> Lol
47:00 <b1rd> not many Men to speak of nowadays
47:00 <deadpandadolls> [14:14] <+deadpandadolls> then working, having to have someone babysit because I was raising him for a month on my own
47:00 <deadpandadolls> uhuh
47:00 <b1rd> unless you want 54 year old baldy man
47:00 <Kelevra> a month LOL
48:00 <deadpandadolls> yes, after I allowed her to see him, promising she wouldnt abuse him
48:00 <deadpandadolls> she refused to return him at the alocated time
48:00 <Kelevra> ur a big man now aint u
48:00 <deadpandadolls> and I had to go to a family court lawyer who told me that without documented evidence she was going to get full custody 
48:00 <deadpandadolls> I can't believe you talk shit, concerning an abusive parent
48:00 <Kelevra> so u admit ur a weak cunt yes?
48:00 <deadpandadolls> when your own father was abusive
49:00 <deadpandadolls> I was weak, I left because it broke me
49:00 <Kelevra> ur not a man
49:00 <deadpandadolls> heh
49:00 <Kelevra> ur a mouse
49:00 <Kelevra> a coward.
49:00 <deadpandadolls> at least I worked whilst looking after him
49:00 <LwaxSchool> ta Glenn but I better go
49:00 <Glenn> :)
49:00 <Kelevra> for that 1 month
49:00 <deadpandadolls> you can't be bothered getting a job or studying to futher your education
49:00 <Kelevra> u sir are father of the year
49:00 <deadpandadolls> you act as if children are holding you back
49:00 <b1rd> come onnnn
49:00 <b1rd> lol
49:00 <deadpandadolls> maybe you should give them up, you could have your drunken, drug addled life back..
50:00 <b1rd> be fair, deadpandadolls's has been through alot
50:00 <b1rd> like me i gotta run Melbourne on my own, deadpandadolls is running entire adels
50:00 <b1rd> lotta work, paid for in props
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I'd give anything to be involved but I have to continue working on my own severe anxiety issues first
50:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL b1rd
50:00 <deadpandadolls> werd
50:00 <b1rd> yes
50:00 <deadpandadolls> props tho
50:00 <b1rd> true ay
50:00 <deadpandadolls> props and food
50:00 <b1rd> me too mad anxiety
50:00 <deadpandadolls> no cash in being top dog bro
50:00 <b1rd> fully ay
50:00 <deadpandadolls> everyone wants to wack ya
50:00 <b1rd> its a hard life
51:00 <b1rd> loll yepp
51:00 <deadpandadolls> constantly goin out set cunts str8
51:00 <deadpandadolls> LMAO
51:00 <b1rd> trying to make a name for themselves mate
51:00 <b1rd> lil dogs
51:00 <deadpandadolls> hahahahaha
51:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd
51:00 <KickOutTheJams> Hows things?
51:00 <Kelevra> you work on bullshit josh
51:00 <deadpandadolls> tryina steal me crown bro
51:00 <b1rd> good KickOutTheJams 
51:00 <A> I'm starting to think I'm the only cunt in here who doesn't have a psycho ex, kid problems, no education and no job
51:00 <deadpandadolls> james packer wanting all the fame and glory
51:00 <b1rd> fully deadpandadolls 
51:00 <Kelevra> Bec couldn't hurt you and she didn't hurt you or ashton
51:00 <b1rd> :)
51:00 <deadpandadolls> heh
51:00 <deadpandadolls> You don't know a lot ey
51:00 <Kelevra> I wish I lived a dream life like yours where it's all woe is me
52:00 <A> I might actually be the only put-together cunt here
52:00 <Kelevra> I know all about you
52:00 <deadpandadolls> so now it's said and done
52:00 <deadpandadolls> feel free to shoosh about me.
52:00 <b1rd> its a hard life at the top of ya game Kelevra 
52:00 <deadpandadolls> keep it to yourself from now on mel
52:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't need your bullshit
52:00 <Kelevra> b1rd his shitty tattoos say alot about him
52:00 <b1rd> you too should fuck it out...
52:00 <b1rd> seriously
52:00 <deadpandadolls> this is why she got stomped by teenagers, got her boyfriend stomped too
52:00 <Kelevra> the moonfaced fat kent
52:00 <b1rd> love tatts
52:00 <deadpandadolls> because she yaps yaps yaps
52:00 <b1rd> what u got deadpandadolls 
52:00 <A> I think they should just stab each other and see which one survives
52:00 <deadpandadolls> big mouth
52:00 <b1rd> lollll
52:00 <deadpandadolls> talks shit gets stomped
52:00 <Kelevra> I didn't get stomped
52:00 <b1rd> true A 
53:00 <deadpandadolls> yer you did
53:00 <b1rd> stab fuck fest
53:00 <deadpandadolls> and your tooth broken
53:00 <Kelevra> I got kicked in the face, get it right love
53:00 <deadpandadolls> you ran in to a pub and told them to shut it down
53:00 <Kelevra> and it still doesn't hold me back
53:00 <b1rd> if neither die, they fuck it out
53:00 <Kelevra> you're weak
53:00 <b1rd> see who can make the other cum first
53:00 <Kelevra> oh my anxiety
53:00 <deadpandadolls> that's called being stomped
53:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
53:00 <Kelevra> oh my ptsd
53:00 <A> They should fuck while stabbing each other, and the last one to die or cum is proven to be the toughest
53:00 <Kelevra> woe is you joshua
53:00 <b1rd> hahahhahaha A 
53:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm not crying on about ptsd
53:00 <b1rd> yes
53:00 <b1rd> so deal, deadpandadolls and Kelevra 
53:00 <b1rd> A has a good plan for you two
54:00 <Kelevra> I'd rather fuck a cactus
54:00 <deadpandadolls> i wouldnt touch her with a ten thousand foot pole
54:00 <deadpandadolls> disease ridden
54:00 <A> Plus they should record it so I can sell the snuff porno and make some $$ out of the whole thing
54:00 <b1rd> rough, literally
54:00 <deadpandadolls> unintelligent
54:00 <deadpandadolls> bogan
54:00 <deadpandadolls> all she'd do on the phone is rant on about how she hates the people she was best friends with in adelaide
54:00 <b1rd> narrrr he's orrrite
54:00 <A> It's all just name calling
54:00 <deadpandadolls> fkn did my head in
54:00 <b1rd> you both good, jus need a good fuck
54:00 <b1rd> to sort out ya differences
54:00 <b1rd> always solves things
55:00 <deadpandadolls> meh if it wasnt me it'd be someone else she'd give shit to
55:00 <deadpandadolls> it's the personality trait that really attracts the gentlemen
55:00 <deadpandadolls> aint that right irc babies!
56:00 <Kelevra> atlleast i look after my kids..not like some...
56:00 <deadpandadolls> go around getting preggers to no-hopers and come online and whinge because they dont send you money, or send 100 bucks a month LOL
56:00 <deadpandadolls> there's more to raising children than changing diapers and feeding them mel
56:00 <Kelevra> im more of a man then u will ever be..
56:00 <deadpandadolls> get a job, secure them a future, then talk to me.
56:00 <deadpandadolls> you're running on fumes now, the shit ur saying is weak dude
56:00 <Kelevra> haha yes mr worked 1 month
56:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm done.
56:00 <KickOutTheJams> deadpandashitz
56:00 <Kelevra> seeya then
56:00 <deadpandadolls> never said I worked one month
56:00 <b1rd> kids are better with their mums tho
57:00 <deadpandadolls> I said that while I was raising him on my own for a month i worked every day
57:00 <b1rd> us Men's have much standover work to do.
57:00 <deadpandadolls> a month before she refused to give him back
57:00 <deadpandadolls> She's as much of a cunny as you are
57:00 <deadpandadolls> match made in heaven you two..
57:00 <b1rd> but its hard bro
57:00 <b1rd> hard life
57:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah like b4 bro had to shake down an abo casino out murray bridge to get me shoes back
58:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
58:00 <deadpandadolls> looolll
58:00 <b1rd> fully
58:00 <b1rd> constant challenges as alpha male
58:00 <deadpandadolls> yep
58:00 <deadpandadolls> you gotta show old ppl on the bus how tough u r by not givin em ur seat
58:00 <deadpandadolls> and just give em daggers whole way
58:00 <b1rd> Kelevra, will work it out one day
58:00 <b1rd> she's still young
58:00 <b1rd> fuck yeah
58:00 <b1rd> dumb old dogs lol
59:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
59:00 <deadpandadolls> EY YA OLD BAT FIND UR OWN SEAT CUNT
59:00 <deadpandadolls> paid for mi multitrip aint givin u shit
01:00 <Kelevra> https://soundcloud.com/user-838342869/slinky_j
01:00 <Kelevra> :)
02:00 <deadpandadolls> not clicking..
02:00 <deadpandadolls> you really got a boner 4 me aye
02:00 <Kelevra> u wish i did
02:00 <deadpandadolls> like whenu said we shouldve been together loooooooollllllll
02:00 <deadpandadolls> funniest shit u ever said 2 mi
02:00 <Kelevra> I never said that
03:00 <deadpandadolls> yes
03:00 <deadpandadolls> you said you shouldve been with me not dylan
03:00 <Kelevra> should've recorded it
03:00 <Kelevra> :)
03:00 <deadpandadolls> you said it ON THE PHONE
03:00 <Kelevra> when?
03:00 <deadpandadolls> and admitted it on here on irc when I brought it up
03:00 <Kelevra> I'd never say anything like that
03:00 <deadpandadolls> now you change your story to save face on irc lol
03:00 <deadpandadolls> you know you did thats the funniest part.
03:00 <Kelevra> especially to someone who said they'd dig up my mothers corpse and rape it
03:00 <Raichu> Is this gonna be a repeat of last night?
04:00 <Raichu> :/
04:00 <Kelevra> you're clutching @ straws darling
04:00 <Kelevra> shh Daz.
04:00 <deadpandadolls> nope
04:00 <deadpandadolls> it doesnt matter if you say you didnt to save face infront of irc ppl
04:00 <deadpandadolls> ur the one that has to sit back and know you've said that kinda shit to me on phone
04:00 <Kelevra> lol i'm not saving face
04:00 <deadpandadolls> no ur not.
04:00 <deadpandadolls> how observant 
05:00 <Kelevra> even know Raichu and I don't get along, he knows how much I dislike you
05:00 <deadpandadolls> now why dont you just give in and stfu
05:00 <Kelevra> I tell the truth
05:00 <Kelevra> :)
05:00 <deadpandadolls> and get on with your own life and stop talking to me and talking shit about me
05:00 <deadpandadolls> okay?
05:00 <deadpandadolls> Move the fuck on.
05:00 <Kelevra> are u geting mad again..
05:00 <deadpandadolls> I have no interest in talking to you, or about you.
05:00 <deadpandadolls> nope
05:00 <Kelevra> anxiety kicking in again, must be a short fuse kicking back in hey
05:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't give two shits if you like or dislike me btw
06:00 <deadpandadolls> it has no effect on me what-so-ever, I don't think about you away from irc, I don't ever mention you
06:00 <deadpandadolls> you are furthest from what's on my mind, at any given time, then you go out of your way to insult me on here. So just man up and shoosh dude, go see a shrink, tell them how you're feeling.
06:00 <deadpandadolls> Don't take your shit out on me.
06:00 <deadpandadolls> the end.
06:00 <Kelevra> rage on
06:00 <Kelevra> wait that's not the song title
07:00 <Kelevra> it's 'ride on'
07:00 <Kelevra> isn't it?
07:00 <Raichu> deadpandadolls: last night I let it flow for the lolz, however, you seriously need a Valium or two dude.
07:00 <deadpandadolls> excuse me?
07:00 <Kelevra> hahahaha
07:00 <Raichu> You're way too worked up over IRC.
07:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm not worked up at all
07:00 <Kelevra> yeah have a wank josh
07:00 <Kelevra> gtfo it
07:00 <deadpandadolls> I typed out how it is so just relax Raichu no need to give me shit
08:00 <Raichu> I'm hardly giving you shit mate.
08:00 <Raichu> Just an observation
08:00 <deadpandadolls> You're seriously one pathetic guy that has no ground to stand on to tell me what to do
08:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLL
08:00 <deadpandadolls> so srsly, shoosh dude
08:00 <deadpandadolls> You're as bad as she is man
08:00 <Raichu> If I was going to give you shit, I would've last night.
08:00 <deadpandadolls> a fat terrible parent
08:00 <Kelevra> lol from one arguement to another josh
08:00 <deadpandadolls> so dude dont act the hero bro
08:00 <Kelevra> lay low mate
08:00 <Raichu> Says the guy banned from seeing his own kid?
08:00 <Kelevra> take another valium
08:00 <deadpandadolls> You're both as pathetic as eachother
08:00 <Raichu> LOL
08:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm not banned from seeing my son
08:00 <deadpandadolls> jesus
09:00 <deadpandadolls> I explained the entire thing before
09:00 <Raichu> Sorry, you had him taken from you
09:00 <deadpandadolls> have a read and shoosh
09:00 <Raichu> My mistake
09:00 <deadpandadolls> no I didn't
09:00 <deadpandadolls> stop with the rumours
09:00 <Kelevra> ASHTON 
09:00 <Raichu> Just repeating what I've heard
09:00 <deadpandadolls> I explained the whole thing before dont start with the shit talking about my kid
09:00 <Kelevra> poor boy doesn't get to see the rage you have
09:00 <deadpandadolls> Read up
09:00 <deadpandadolls> I kicked bec out
09:00 <deadpandadolls> for abusing him
09:00 <Raichu> I'm in and out during the day man
09:00 <Raichu> At work
09:00 <Kelevra> we all don't feel sorry for him, without you, he'd be living it up
09:00 <deadpandadolls> I raised him for a month and worked, she refused to return him one day
09:00 <Raichu> So I see snippets
09:00 <deadpandadolls> the end
10:00 <Raichu> Fair enough.
10:00 <Kelevra> Bec got a restraining order on you cause you didn't want ashton to go back to her and didn't let her have him on the time requested
10:00 <deadpandadolls> lawyer said without documented evidence and witnesses willing to come forward, her parents and siblings, she would get full custody
10:00 <deadpandadolls> no she didnt
10:00 <Kelevra> everyone knows your business babes
10:00 <deadpandadolls> I dont know where you pull this shit from Kelevra
10:00 <deadpandadolls> nobody even knew bec
10:00 <Kelevra> my BRAIN
10:00 <deadpandadolls> not you, not anyone else
11:00 <deadpandadolls> I didnt even hang out with people like dylan then
11:00 <Kelevra> Rachie knows Bec
11:00 <Kelevra> :)
11:00 <deadpandadolls> lol no she doesnt
11:00 <deadpandadolls> they were never friends
11:00 <Kelevra> so does Alex (girl Alex)
11:00 <deadpandadolls> now I'm done with the bullshit
11:00 <deadpandadolls> just keep it to yourself man
11:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't come on here talking shit about you to others dude
11:00 <Kelevra> yeah they weren't friends but you get drunk and they did meet
11:00 <Kelevra> and you do say alot when you drink
11:00 <deadpandadolls> wtf
12:00 <deadpandadolls> why do you go on about this stuff
12:00 <deadpandadolls> what has my life got to do with yours?
12:00 <Kelevra> cause it's true and it pisses you off
12:00 <deadpandadolls> I can't help but laugh at this dude
12:00 <Kelevra> keeps me entertained
12:00 <deadpandadolls> I get you like getting a rise out of me, or attempting to
12:00 <BLykE> hi
12:00 <BLykE> im tipsy
12:00 <BLykE> lols
12:00 <Kelevra> I don't need to attempt anything
12:00 <deadpandadolls> but it's not funny to go around saying somebody kidnapped their child
13:00 <BLykE> I wouldn't attempt
13:00 <deadpandadolls> and all of that other bullshit man
13:00 <deadpandadolls> that's just wrong
13:00 <deadpandadolls> people take it seriously
13:00 <Kelevra> I've accomplished and passed with gold stars and flying colours of the mission @ hand
13:00 <BLykE> to stand up but I need another drink
13:00 <BLykE> then ive accomplished my goal
13:00 <BLykE> of drinking
13:00 <Kelevra> you take it seriously cause it's true
13:00 <deadpandadolls> I could go out and end up in hospital from some guy attacking me because he believes I kidnapped my son
13:00 <BLykE> :P
13:00 <deadpandadolls> and it'd be on you..
13:00 <Kelevra> you can call me whatever
13:00 <Kelevra> it's all true
13:00 <deadpandadolls> you really need to be careful with the shit you say
13:00 <deadpandadolls> because it might be funny online but could have reprocussions irl that you cant control
13:00 <Kelevra> no I don
14:00 <deadpandadolls> and that goes for anyone you talk shit about man
14:00 <Kelevra> I'm not scared of some bald cunt living in adelaide
14:00 <deadpandadolls> who says you should be?
14:00 <Kelevra> oh I'm scared of real life?
14:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm not threatening you, I'm talking about you
14:00 <Kelevra> I don't care
14:00 <b1rd> how old are you two guys if you dun mind me asking?
14:00 <Kelevra> do what you wish babe
14:00 <deadpandadolls> and that what you say could hurt others.
14:00 <Kelevra> 31
14:00 <deadpandadolls> take some responsibilty and just keep it to yourself
14:00 <deadpandadolls> my life is none of your business
14:00 <deadpandadolls> and my past is none of your business
15:00 <Kelevra> nah I'll just do what I want like I do daily
15:00 <Kelevra> owning your ass is just a bonus
15:00 <deadpandadolls> owning my ass..
15:00 <Kelevra> maybe you can get adelaidesa going again
15:00 <deadpandadolls> why would I want to do that?
15:00 <deadpandadolls> Your stress level must be up real high right now dude
16:00 <Kelevra> nah not really
16:00 <Kelevra> my account has ressured me I'm fine
16:00 <deadpandadolls> something must be getting to you to have to come on irc and shit talk about me, and to me
16:00 <deadpandadolls> constantly
16:00 <deadpandadolls> I can't speak without you giving me shit and starting an argument.
16:00 <Kelevra> well not really
16:00 <deadpandadolls> I'd assume so mel
16:00 <Kelevra> I guess I miss nothing|dpg
17:00 <deadpandadolls> people act the way you're acting because something is wrong in their life
17:00 <deadpandadolls> day to day life
17:00 <Kelevra> he's my jamarama
17:00 <Kelevra> b1rd is paying for our loveop wedding
17:00 <Kelevra> we're going to have 3 coconut kids and live in a treehouse
17:00 <deadpandadolls> it's the basic phsycological principle to acting in an ill manner toward others
17:00 <Kelevra> g he's not home yet
17:00 <Kelevra> shhh
17:00 <deadpandadolls> it's the outward expression of ones inner emotional state.
17:00 <Kelevra> plus i've not asked him for his hand
18:00 <Kelevra> shaun I think our kids would be pretty
18:00 <Kelevra> PRETTY BLACK
18:00 <Kelevra> HAHAHAHA
19:00 <Kelevra> hey LoveRelations reckon richard and his mrs will get married?
19:00 <Kelevra> reckon?
19:00 <Kelevra> eh fml
20:00 <Kelevra> I'd so do him into next thursday and 20+ years
20:00 <b1rd> yay loveop in da houze
20:00 <Kelevra> don't EVER say that to my brother or richard
20:00 <Kelevra> it's like a brayden subject
21:00 <Kelevra> we dont talk about it cause it never happened
21:00 <Kelevra> hopefully his missus is nice
22:00 <Kelevra> shaun that comes across as lover elations
22:00 <Kelevra> it's wrong
22:00 <Kelevra> do an underscore ffs
22:00 <Kelevra> you usedto be an I.T teacher and you're just shit these days mate
23:00 <Kelevra> nothing|dpg come back
23:00 <Kelevra> I think he's cheating on me with his gf
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> G
35:00 <nothing|dpg> LOLLL
36:00 <nothing|dpg> breakin hearts'
36:00 <nothing|dpg> all day.
39:00 <b1rd> ayy nothing 
39:00 <b1rd> wb champ
39:00 <nothing> "saaaavveee yourself a penny for the ferry mannn"
40:00 <nothing> Hey b1rd ol' m8. 
40:00 <nothing> No snoozy ?
40:00 <b1rd> yeh did
40:00 <b1rd> was grouse nap on couch
40:00 <nothing> kiptastic
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lucky
40:00 <b1rd> yehhh
40:00 <b1rd> love a siesta
40:00 <nothing> si si
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Burrito
41:00 <nothing> is that the only mexicunt word you know tozza[Mobile]  >?
41:00 <b1rd> Mmmmm food
41:00 <nothing> hehehe
41:00 <b1rd> lol mexicunt
41:00 <b1rd> i like the phrase fuck ya mumma
41:00 <b1rd> for south mercians
41:00 <b1rd> seems to work ok
42:00 <nothing> what is that in spanish ?
42:00 <b1rd> forgot lol
42:00 <nothing> mexican spanish similar no ?
42:00 <b1rd> googled it esp. for this dickwad tho
42:00 <nothing> Or am i confised.
42:00 <b1rd> not sure
42:00 <b1rd> probably similar
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Maragitta
42:00 <b1rd> variations maybe
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ke
42:00 <nothing> Wheres A when you need him.
42:00 <b1rd> coger a su madre
42:00 <b1rd> ??
43:00 <nothing> Without his fantastic brain power we are all doomed.
43:00 <b1rd> lool
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kidney bean
43:00 <nothing> PUTA PUTA MADRE
43:00 <b1rd> true, where you at A
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Puerreo
43:00 <b1rd> loool
43:00 <nothing> Eddie Guerro
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
44:00 <b1rd> was south american gangsters paradise when they couldnt get their coke through to AU
44:00 <b1rd> cunts driving round mad as fuck
44:00 <b1rd> best tease ever
44:00 <b1rd> giving em heaps i was
44:00 <b1rd> dropped off empty coke bottles to their houses
44:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
44:00 <nothing> lolllll
44:00 <b1rd> they got Bit Angry tho
44:00 <b1rd> lol
44:00 <nothing> lil putos
45:00 <b1rd> i luv how they drive
45:00 <b1rd> with head cocked back
45:00 <b1rd> stooges lol
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ben deho
45:00 <Student> Greetings
45:00 <nothing> knuckle draggers
45:00 <b1rd> i started imitating them to piss em off
45:00 <b1rd> LOL yeppp lol
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup student
45:00 <nothing> Front seat leaning in boot
45:00 <b1rd> fknnn oath lolllll
45:00 <b1rd> its hell funny
45:00 <b1rd> chin in air even when they walk around
45:00 <nothing> lolll
45:00 <b1rd> so proud of being a cocknose
45:00 <Student> tozza[Mobile] chilling :)
45:00 <nothing> My cousin and his missus went to South america for a holiday a few years back.
45:00 <b1rd> like this our country cunt
45:00 <b1rd> lol
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> True
45:00 <nothing> They are heaps straight eh.
45:00 <b1rd> act normal!
46:00 <b1rd> lol
46:00 <b1rd> oh cool
46:00 <nothing> They came back with a mad coke habit lol.
46:00 <Kelevra> nothing we have to get e-married 
46:00 <b1rd> HAHAHHA 
46:00 <Kelevra> didn't you get the invoice?
46:00 <b1rd> for reals
46:00 <nothing> yeahhh
46:00 <Kelevra> b1rd is our flower boy
46:00 <b1rd> awww
46:00 <nothing> Apparently it's just like having a beer 
46:00 <nothing> over there.
46:00 <b1rd> yehhh bitta coke no worries
46:00 <Kelevra> yeah
46:00 <nothing> fuck that.
46:00 <b1rd> harmless fun
46:00 <b1rd> :p
46:00 <nothing> I'd be in jail in 2.5
47:00 <Kelevra> NO CUNT
47:00 <b1rd> puts me in Godmode that stuff
47:00 <Kelevra> do as your fkn told
47:00 <b1rd> not healthy, i tend to start wars on it
47:00 <nothing> Ok Kelevra.
47:00 <nothing> We get irc maried sure.
47:00 <b1rd> ice is bad enough but coke jeeez
47:00 <b1rd> nice at christmas tho
47:00 <nothing> lolll.
47:00 <Kelevra> you're going to bail aren't you
47:00 <Kelevra> I knew it
47:00 <Kelevra> :(
47:00 <nothing> Used to hang out at this bar in south yarra
47:00 <nothing> coked as.
48:00 <Kelevra> SHAUNNNNN DELETE THE HEATHEN
48:00 <nothing> weird cause i looked like some rocker dude, hanging out with these metro-sexuals.
48:00 <nothing> good times
49:00 <b1rd> into #chapel you too
49:00 <b1rd> quick
49:00 <b1rd> lol south yarra
49:00 <nothing> "you know you only ever did it just for fuunnnn"
49:00 <b1rd> used to be orrrite
49:00 <nothing> "but you run to paradiseeeee"
49:00 <nothing> Good song about smak this one.
49:00 <b1rd> lol metros
49:00 <b1rd> i used to give em hell
49:00 <nothing> not many people pick up on that.
50:00 <b1rd> when lived near south yarra
50:00 <b1rd> lived just near river 
50:00 <nothing> too many hipsters
50:00 <nothing> and toorak tractors.
50:00 <b1rd> yeppp
50:00 <nothing> mutton dressed as lamb all over the shop.
50:00 <b1rd> i used to get pissed and look for trouble
50:00 <b1rd> had me dirter then 
50:00 <nothing> lolll
50:00 <b1rd> fkn hammer up middle of road
50:00 <b1rd> go 24/7 bottle o
50:00 <b1rd> lool
50:00 <nothing> chapel sttt
50:00 <b1rd> was Convineient
51:00 <b1rd> yeh
51:00 <b1rd> so many poofs
51:00 <nothing> yah. 
51:00 <b1rd> trendy cunz
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Poppa dont preach
51:00 <nothing> Funny about those places of melbourne.
51:00 <nothing> you either super rich, or eating snails off the pavemnt
51:00 <b1rd> yeppp
51:00 <nothing> no in between
51:00 <b1rd> couple housing commission towers
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 3:51 PM <nothing> you either super rich, or eating snails off the pavemnt
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOLLL
51:00 <b1rd> like off chapel
51:00 <nothing> quick snack on the way home.
52:00 <nothing> mmmm
52:00 <b1rd> they seemed docile enough tho
52:00 <deadpandadolls> I'd recommend not eating snails off of the pavement unless you want to die.
52:00 <b1rd> coz right balance of richies and poories
52:00 <deadpandadolls> just sayin
52:00 <nothing> I lived in south melbourne in my friends dads commission house
52:00 <nothing> 50 bucks a week.
52:00 <nothing> right on clarendon
52:00 <b1rd> hahah sweeet
52:00 <b1rd> grouse location for that price
52:00 <nothing> LOL
53:00 <nothing> yeah, it's only about 6 times that price for a 2 bedroom.
53:00 <b1rd> still want a houso joint to setup as a play den
53:00 <Kelevra> chapel and lygon
53:00 <b1rd> but vic government would never give me one
53:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
53:00 <b1rd> lygon yuck
53:00 <nothing> I know of a squat in Moonie Ponds i could go live at right now.
53:00 <b1rd> allergic to the ppl there lolll
53:00 <Kelevra> oh and there's that place next to young and jacksons
53:00 <b1rd> cool
53:00 <nothing> Fucking cool joint.
53:00 <b1rd> should take over
53:00 <nothing> But no power
53:00 <b1rd> bring genny
53:00 <b1rd> dw
54:00 <nothing> I could go there right now and move in.
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah their rooftop bar is pretty epic
54:00 <b1rd> moonie ponds up road from here
54:00 <nothing> We went over there a few weeks ago and boarded up this windows
54:00 <nothing> to keep this smackhead guy out.
54:00 <Kelevra> b1rd and nothing and I should go there sometime
54:00 <Kelevra> cause we're awesome
54:00 <b1rd> yes
54:00 <nothing> rich as area.
54:00 <b1rd> yeahhh its getting built up now
54:00 <b1rd> more and more
54:00 <nothing> It's a cool joint, Drum kit there, fried graffitti everywhere
54:00 <nothing> pool table.
54:00 <nothing> mint
54:00 <b1rd> lets go
54:00 <b1rd> lol
55:00 <b1rd> bring some bud
55:00 <nothing> I take you one day B1rd.
55:00 <b1rd> ok :)
55:00 <Kelevra> pool tables are hard to get there
55:00 <b1rd> u bring bud i bring beers
55:00 <b1rd> we steal one from pub?
55:00 <b1rd> put in van
55:00 <b1rd> hmm not fullsize tho
55:00 <b1rd> might be awkward
55:00 <nothing> I am actually being legit.
55:00 <Kelevra> fuck you nothing
55:00 <nothing> LOL.
55:00 <b1rd> pub table could fit
55:00 <b1rd> yeh me too
55:00 <nothing> Sorry K.
55:00 <Kelevra> sif I'm not getting invited
55:00 <b1rd> lool
55:00 <nothing> You can come too.
56:00 <KickOutTheJams> LoooLLLLL @ alisid
56:00 <b1rd> u wanna meet up BLykE ?
56:00 <alisid> come cunt
56:00 <alisid> come
56:00 <Kelevra> i'm not going to rape you guys
56:00 <nothing> (:
56:00 <Kelevra> I'll just own you in pool
56:00 <nothing> I'll let you win.
56:00 <nothing> Cause i'm super nice.
56:00 <Kelevra> nah
56:00 <Kelevra> I'm srsly pretty shit thse days
56:00 <Kelevra> these
56:00 <Kelevra> OMFG
56:00 <Kelevra> I'M NOT E-MARRYING YOU
57:00 <b1rd> i quit drugs, brb bong.
57:00 <alisid> i will end u
57:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
57:00 <b1rd> I'm coming to noble park BLykE 
57:00 <KickOutTheJams> BLykE remember that blue ute up the road?
57:00 <KickOutTheJams> It was me
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i quit coffe takes a sip
57:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLL
57:00 <b1rd> i got your address dog marked in my melways
57:00 <b1rd> marked ya mate
57:00 <b1rd> :)
57:00 <b1rd> we'll hang out bro
57:00 <b1rd> k?
57:00 <BLykE> nup
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who owns a melways these days
57:00 <BLykE> im not that bored
57:00 <b1rd> me!
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck your retro b1rd
57:00 <b1rd> lol
57:00 <alisid> i am looking for a woman
57:00 <b1rd> narrr
57:00 <b1rd> i have to use it
57:00 <b1rd> havent played for years
57:00 <Kelevra> you're passing your shitty spelling onto me
57:00 <b1rd> was Ok at it
57:00 <nothing> Now this is a song.
57:00 <Kelevra> b1rd last guy who said that to me owned me in pool
57:00 <Kelevra> hey have you guys seen poolhall junkies?
57:00 <b1rd> well you probably win nowadays
57:00 <Kelevra> it's a great movie
57:00 <b1rd> narr
57:00 <Kelevra> christpher walken
57:00 <b1rd> i had table in my house from 14 or so
58:00 <b1rd> lol
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wrong channel ali
58:00 <b1rd> melways doesn't log.
58:00 <b1rd> :)
58:00 <alisid> i just want to have sex once
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This is a susage channel
58:00 <b1rd> blyke is your man alisid !
58:00 <alisid> can we have tozza?
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Have wha mate
58:00 <alisid> BLykE is a piece of shit
58:00 <b1rd> good root though if you're into aliens
58:00 <b1rd> LOL
58:00 <Kelevra> few other peeps you'll recognise
58:00 <b1rd> yeah im just learning. wanna game?
58:00 <Kelevra> fkn cool movie tbh
58:00 <b1rd> few years later
58:00 <b1rd> best game tho
58:00 <Kelevra> b1rd is a shark
58:00 <b1rd> was. lol
58:00 <b1rd> now probably gay as
58:00 <Kelevra> fuck you, you'll own me
58:00 <b1rd> few beers would help tho
58:00 <b1rd> narrr
58:00 <b1rd> honestly havent played since like
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Blyke attacked me for singing a phil collins song and said his bikie family are coming too kill me
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And that he knows what i look like
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOLL
59:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> everyone does i post pics of me all the time i aint shy
59:00 <b1rd> blyke couldn't hold up a bmx let alone a motorbike lolll
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> love my haro
59:00 <BLykE> ok
59:00 <BLykE> lols
59:00 <BLykE> funny cunts
59:00 <BLykE> rofl
59:00 <TheRon> is it possible BLykE is really neville bartos?
59:00 <BLykE> whats the jok
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> BLykE when is pay day
59:00 <nothing> Happened to me once.
59:00 <b1rd> 2002 or so
59:00 <nothing> Some guy rock in the pub swaying all over the joint.
59:00 <Kelevra> I used to own ppl now I'm fair shit
59:00 <nothing> Couldn't even talk.
59:00 <b1rd> Looool
59:00 <nothing> Nek minit
59:00 <Kelevra> mind you I used to play 3 times a week
59:00 <nothing> All balls still on table.
59:00 <nothing> He blowing the top off one.
59:00 <nothing> cunt.
59:00 <nothing> props though
59:00 <b1rd> i always played pissed 
59:00 <nothing> i had to laff.
59:00 <b1rd> fun as
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao ron
00:00 <alisid> BLykE: u should kill urself cung
00:00 <b1rd> lollll
00:00 <alisid> gtfo BLykE
00:00 <alisid> or i will end u
00:00 <alisid> come cunt
00:00 <b1rd> yeh
00:00 <BLykE> come cunt
00:00 <alisid> come
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fair cung
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> Neville fucking Bartos
00:00 <BLykE> i will bash u this time
00:00 <b1rd> I COMING TO NOBLE PARK NOW BLYKE
00:00 <b1rd> I WANT MY DECK OF SMOKES BACK CUNT!!!!
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And i was watching jimmy wacthing the bull any
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ant
00:00 <b1rd> FKN END U DOG
00:00 <alisid> ok i am coming at ur garbage BLykE
00:00 <Kelevra> I'm shit whilst playing drunk
00:00 <b1rd> have to play one day again
00:00 <b1rd> Practice  lol
00:00 <Kelevra> I hit a certain amount of winnage then it all goes downhill
00:00 <nothing> we have day out at pub soon.
00:00 <b1rd> 4 beers perfect.
00:00 <nothing> get super fucked up.
00:00 <nothing> Crash at Kelevra's
00:00 <b1rd> yes
01:00 <b1rd> NOBLE PARK TRAINO NOW BLYKE
01:00 <b1rd> WILL BE THERE IN 30 MINUTES!
01:00 <alisid> BLykE: why the fuck u forced jennifer for a kiss?
01:00 <b1rd> did he, alisid ?
01:00 <TheRon> i'm forecasting hail in melbourne tomorrow
01:00 <b1rd> kiss rapist!
01:00 <BLykE> boring
01:00 <KickOutTheJams> jen is the only girl that BLykE never asked to kiss
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And scotch today ron
01:00 <TheRon> a hail of fucking bullets at neville bartos' house
01:00 <BLykE> don't give up your day jobs
01:00 <b1rd> hope so TheRon 
01:00 <Kelevra> Shaun does your place have a pool table
01:00 <b1rd> sounds like a plan
01:00 <Kelevra> this is an irc meet waiting to happen
01:00 <nothing> you will all laff at me.
01:00 <nothing> HAHAH.
01:00 <b1rd> narrr
01:00 <Kelevra> g
01:00 <Kelevra> do it
01:00 <nothing> People say i look a bit like skrillex
01:00 <nothing> LOLL
01:00 <b1rd> Lol
01:00 <Kelevra> nah he owns a nightclub
01:00 <Kelevra> he can get a pooltable for a night
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> BLykE needs an older woman to save him from these jokes
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOLL
02:00 <b1rd> looooool
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 3:59 PM <TheRon> is it possible BLykE is really neville bartos?
02:00 <alisid> <+BLykE> hey can i give u blowjob? im really good on my job
02:00 <alisid> fuk off BLykE
02:00 <b1rd> blyke where is Jen?
02:00 <b1rd> loooooool
02:00 <b1rd> i'll wear balaclava tho, fear of cameras :)
02:00 <nothing> It's alright, he's a cool dude.
02:00 <b1rd> kickout would Love a recent pic of me
02:00 <nothing> LOLLL
02:00 <Kelevra> skrillex sucks mang
02:00 <nothing> balaclava at the pub ?
02:00 <b1rd> yes
02:00 <nothing> Nah boe Skrillex is mad.
02:00 <b1rd> lool
02:00 <b1rd> nar
02:00 <b1rd> jus camera shy
02:00 <nothing> ye.
02:00 <Kelevra> eh if it's @ g 's we can wear what we want
02:00 <b1rd> like the vids u showed me nothing 
03:00 <b1rd> where is The One you wuv BLykE ?
03:00 <BLykE> wow lots of text
03:00 <BLykE> that i don't read
03:00 <b1rd> think quick BLykEy poos
03:00 <BLykE> why
03:00 <BLykE> cause youre fucken idiots
03:00 <b1rd> give you brwain a workout son
03:00 <BLykE> and someone has to think
03:00 <b1rd> nup
03:00 <b1rd> only want whats best for you BLykE 
03:00 <alisid> BLykE: Go take a shower cung
03:00 <b1rd> few of their songs ok
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey ron
03:00 <Kelevra> I'll do the thongs, trackies and a librarian bun
03:00 <nothing> what vids ?
03:00 <b1rd> yay
03:00 <b1rd> shrillex vid
03:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] would be in
03:00 <nothing> The ones of BLykE 's mum ?
03:00 <b1rd> lol those good too
03:00 <nothing> Sounds hot Kelevra 
03:00 <Kelevra> it is
03:00 <b1rd> ill do my camo PJ's, 
04:00 <b1rd> yehhh, thinking hurts I know BLykE 
04:00 <b1rd> you'll get used to it son
04:00 <b1rd> wb average_joe 
04:00 <b1rd> loool
04:00 <BLykE> woop
04:00 <b1rd> narrr sorry BLykE 
04:00 <b1rd> you're a good lad
04:00 <b1rd> didn't mean to upset you ay
04:00 <average_joe> Lollll
04:00 <alisid> BLykE took a shower in 1990 last time
04:00 <average_joe> Sup 
04:00 <b1rd> cock hanging out
04:00 <b1rd> and slippers
04:00 <nothing> LOLLL
04:00 <b1rd> ?
04:00 <Kelevra> srsly I can rock a potato bag and you'd still lose
04:00 <b1rd> lol got mad camo PJ's jus got em
04:00 <nothing> camo pj's
04:00 <nothing> LOL
04:00 <b1rd> yeah they're grouse as got from asia
04:00 <b1rd> and fluffy duck slippers yeh
04:00 <nothing> i have slippers that resemble chicken feet.
04:00 <Kelevra> you guys talk shit and get my hopes up :(
04:00 <nothing> fucking cool boe
05:00 <b1rd> how about we all chuck in 5 cents, get BLykE st kildas best for tonight?
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I need a chick too save me from these blue balls
05:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLL alisid 
05:00 <average_joe> fark, in the back of 4wd hooting round the backroads 
05:00 <b1rd> we haz austnet charity ball for BLykE 
05:00 <average_joe> Getting dizzy as 
05:00 <b1rd> mmmm miss backroads
05:00 <BLykE> how boring
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 4:05 PM <b1rd> we haz austnet charity ball for BLykE
05:00 <b1rd> narr definite irc meetz taking place Kelevra 
05:00 <nothing> yeah nah why not.
05:00 <b1rd> loool
05:00 <nothing> I'm not scared.
05:00 <Kelevra> yeah well it's got to happen
05:00 <Kelevra> I reckon it'd be a laugh
05:00 <nothing> we are def the coolest people here anyway. 
05:00 <b1rd> quite right
05:00 <TheRon> 'scuse I
05:00 <nothing> Not much personality on these other stiffs.
06:00 <average_joe> New to channel 7 BLykE wants a wife 
06:00 <b1rd> for the good cause of breaking BLykE's heart!
06:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:00 <average_joe> Hahahah
06:00 <b1rd> lollllll
06:00 <b1rd> loopy
06:00 <average_joe> Denied
06:00 <l00peyd0g> Yo
06:00 <b1rd> lollll
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Access denied
06:00 <nothing> OHHH
06:00 <b1rd> lolllll
06:00 <nothing> I got a BITE
06:00 <Kelevra> I do stick my middle finger up alot when I miss a shot but I mean it to be toward myself and usually laugh
06:00 <nothing> it's ok TheRon 
06:00 <nothing> You;re a top bloke.
06:00 <Kelevra> I love TheRon
06:00 <nothing> Doesn;t seem like a sexual preadator
06:00 <TheRon> i'm really good at turning you on
06:00 <Kelevra> nah he's pretty normal
06:00 <b1rd> loll
07:00 <l00peyd0g> aint me tosser
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know it isnt peydo
07:00 <Kelevra> l00peyd0g it is
07:00 <KickOutTheJams> BLykE is a faggot
07:00 <BLykE> if u think trolling is fun
07:00 <BLykE> u have no iq
07:00 <l00peyd0g> Yes Kelevra it is
07:00 <Kelevra> I know
07:00 <b1rd> not trolling, trying to help you out BLykE 
07:00 <l00peyd0g> You sure do 
07:00 <Kelevra> indeed
07:00 <b1rd> excellent
07:00 <nothing> Shit band name, but good band
07:00 <Kelevra> howso turning me on
08:00 <b1rd> we shout you hooker BLykE ?
08:00 <BLykE> no
08:00 <l00peyd0g> shout me one!
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 4:05 PM <b1rd> we haz austnet charity ball for BLykE
08:00 <b1rd> why not BLykE ?
08:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
08:00 <b1rd> alright l00peyd0g 
08:00 <TheRon> going for the simpson and mr smithers
08:00 <nothing> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent
08:00 <nothing> I can do an excellent Mr Burns impression.
08:00 <nothing> impressions no good on irc.
09:00 <b1rd> my mates lil brother was whineging poofy like about how he couldn't get women
09:00 <b1rd> we got drunk and took him to hookers
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah g
09:00 <b1rd> new man after that
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dwayne
09:00 <b1rd> mr burns is cool
09:00 <b1rd> Release the Hounddds
09:00 <nothing> he is an evil genius. 
09:00 <b1rd> yeh
09:00 <TheRon> mr burns doing an impression of president nixon
09:00 <nothing> yu seen that episode where they outsource the nuclear plant to india ?
09:00 <b1rd> used to watch Simpsons religiously
10:00 <TheRon> "I can't goto jail monty, they'll eat me alive!"
10:00 <nothing> FUCKING LOLL
10:00 <b1rd> years back
10:00 <b1rd> and have meeting with mates and go over best bits
10:00 <nothing> I still watch the shit out of it. 
10:00 <b1rd> Lolll
10:00 <b1rd> best show
10:00 <nothing> The simpsons raised me.
10:00 <b1rd> all i used to watch lool
10:00 <TheRon> season 4 probably the best
11:00 <nothing> old ones always the best. 
11:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> AWW GEEZZZ
12:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> YOU know WHAT YOU CAN DO WIT YOUR FREAKING SODIEE
12:00 <b1rd> i gunna watch it now
12:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> Hahah.
12:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> *billboard with moes face on it*
12:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> You don;t have ta look at me.
13:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> woman: Well, hrrmm, he does have billboard money
13:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> Talking billboard money
13:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> Bu, hrrmm, maybe he'd be good for my friend
13:00 <b1rd> lol
14:00 <b1rd> ned flanders and marge hooking up
14:00 <b1rd> funny
14:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> LOLL
14:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> Is that when like.
14:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> they are in that whaling town
14:00 <b1rd> faiv character tho always bart
14:00 <Kelevra> Moe_Scyzlak you don't spell it that way
14:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> When marge writes that book
14:00 <b1rd> epic role model LOLLLL
15:00 <Moe_Scyzlak> How do i Schpell it then
15:00 <Kelevra> I had to use car keys just then and shit myself royally
15:00 <Kelevra> not literally but royally
15:00 <TheRon> i know, we'll take the sprouse moose hop in!
15:00 <TheRon> i said hop in!
15:00 <Kelevra> cars are fkn scary objects
15:00 <b1rd> lol prank calls to moes tavern
15:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> Hahah
16:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> Hello, i'l Ollie Tabooger there ?
16:00 <A> HEY EVERYONE, THERE'S A CALL FOR A JASS, FIRST NAME HUGH? CHECK THE TOILETS FOR A HUGH JASS!
16:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> Yes, hello.
16:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> I'm hugh jass.
16:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> Oh, my mistake.
16:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> A I adore your stupid ways, lets get cosy
17:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> eye_karnt_schpell I'm e-dating A now
17:00 <b1rd> lol "bart you're saying but kisser like it's a bad thing"
17:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> jesus Bic-Pen-Lighter  you gonna have one sore vagina. 
17:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> you're yesterdays news
17:00 <b1rd> "it never hurts to grease the wheels a little bit"
17:00 <b1rd> loll
17:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> Squeaky wheel gets the grease
17:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> yeah A is my grease
17:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> enjoy.
17:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> keeps the whels turning
17:00 <A> I'll grease you up baby
17:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> FINE
17:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> don't fight for me
18:00 <A> But I only date girls who fuck on the first date
18:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> bitch cunt mother fucking turd mongolian fart face
18:00 <b1rd> lool
18:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> She fuck in the parking lot
18:00 <b1rd> who doesn't do that?
18:00 <b1rd> these days lol
18:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> <.<
18:00 <eye_karnt_schpell> >.>
18:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> see you've impregananted my spelling
18:00 <b1rd> dohhh
18:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> CUNT
19:00 <b1rd> LOL typo_master 
19:00 <typo_master> excellent
19:00 <b1rd> parking lot 
19:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> shut up
19:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> my i.q went downhill
19:00 <typo_master> Ok talking lighter.
19:00 <b1rd> b1rd confused !
19:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> it was high once
20:00 <typo_master> fuck this.
20:00 <typo_master> I'm thirsty. 
20:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> oh nah don't do acid when we have our pool challenge
20:00 <typo_master> My acid days are over.
20:00 <typo_master> Dw.
20:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> same
20:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> i'll never come back
20:00 <typo_master> Now i don;t need it to talk to random objects.
21:00 <typo_master> They talk to me.
21:00 <typo_master> (:
21:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> shrooms and acid are out of my ball park
21:00 <b1rd> Lolll
21:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> balls belong in my mouth nowadays
21:00 <b1rd> i've quit hallunicogens, only shrooms nowadays
21:00 <typo_master> oioi b1rd watch the episode of simmos where homer gets on the weed.
21:00 <b1rd> and only at christmas for a month
21:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
21:00 <b1rd> ok 
21:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> nah
21:00 <b1rd> :D
21:00 <typo_master> And otto moves into his attic
21:00 <b1rd> ohh yeah
22:00 <b1rd> i remember
22:00 <typo_master> He's like.
22:00 <typo_master> "remeber that time, i dropped my keys, and you thought the phpne was ringing:
22:00 <typo_master> Get out
22:00 <typo_master> LOL
22:00 <b1rd> lol'
22:00 <typo_master> Otto is my hero
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know i is
22:00 <typo_master> fave character by far.
22:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> omg no expectations no dissapoints
23:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> dissapointments
23:00 <b1rd> true that
23:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> chasey lain typo_master
23:00 <b1rd> can't lose if you don't try
23:00 <typo_master> "wow windows, i don;t think i can afford this place"
23:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
23:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> bloodhound
23:00 <typo_master> "show em' dem tittiesss"
23:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> yush
23:00 <typo_master> good sone kele
24:00 <typo_master> Will you be my Chasey Lain ?
24:00 <Raichu> Tits out for the boys?
24:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLL
24:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> YOU HADDA LOT A DICK CHASEY BUT YOU AINT HAD MINE
24:00 <Raichu> Speaking of faggots
24:00 <typo_master> Hows that for a pickup line.
24:00 <Raichu> Sup b1rd?
24:00 <b1rd> go phillip island for bike races, always titties out on side of road 
24:00 <Raichu> Nice
24:00 <b1rd> ride there get best view
24:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> typo_master I'd show the fucker my titties
24:00 <b1rd> chicks on side of road flashing bikers
24:00 <b1rd> best as, gotta be careful tho not to crash
24:00 <Raichu> Should head down there asap
25:00 <b1rd> its a real hazard.
25:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> would you fuck me for blow?
25:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> :P
25:00 <b1rd> have to take my postie bike for track day there
25:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> OF COURSE
25:00 <b1rd> when get it chipped so not limited to 300
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bit of puff n play aye
25:00 <b1rd> gay as
25:00 <typo_master> i live like 15-20 mins from there b1rd
25:00 <b1rd> id fuck anything that moves
25:00 <typo_master> legit
25:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
25:00 <b1rd> for free
25:00 <b1rd> oh cool
25:00 <typo_master> we can go to scabs alley
25:00 <typo_master> Park on the side and watch for free
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Scabs alley?
25:00 <b1rd> pleasant memories there
25:00 <typo_master> :DDD
26:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> [16:25:34] <+b1rd> id fuck anything that moves
26:00 <typo_master> haha yeah, we call it that 
26:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> its an ode to life
26:00 <typo_master> lol @chipped postie bike
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
26:00 <Raichu> [16:25:20] <+b1rd> id fuck anything that moves << explains you being close to breaker
26:00 <b1rd> yzf r1
26:00 <b1rd> is my postie bike
26:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
26:00 <b1rd> bit sluggish
27:00 <b1rd> need to up the CC's bro
27:00 <typo_master> fark.
27:00 <typo_master> Huyabusa
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mine is a 125 aprillia sportcity scooter :p
27:00 <b1rd> yes!
27:00 <b1rd> cool tozza[Mobile] 
27:00 <b1rd> fast as those things
27:00 <b1rd> zippy as fuck
27:00 <typo_master> yeah so are my pants
27:00 <b1rd> id do a clutch trying to beat u off lights
27:00 <b1rd> Lol
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good too park at southland and city areas
27:00 <b1rd> fkn oath
27:00 <b1rd> best cheap transport
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> $8 lasts like 3 weeks lol
28:00 <b1rd> jeeeez
28:00 <b1rd> lol
28:00 <typo_master> I want to get a motorcycle one of these days.
28:00 <b1rd> r1, tank of fuel just to city and back almost
28:00 <b1rd> coz i lay bit of rubber
28:00 <b1rd> Lol
28:00 <typo_master> too many harley fags around.
28:00 <b1rd> nar half tank
28:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> chris issac
28:00 <b1rd> but adds up :(
28:00 <b1rd> and small tank
28:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> wicked games
28:00 <b1rd> sux
28:00 <typo_master> All show and no go.
28:00 <b1rd> yehhh
28:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> stfu bitch
29:00 <typo_master> stupid.
29:00 <b1rd> not keen on old man harleys
29:00 <b1rd> some good ones, but full custom
29:00 <b1rd> off the shelf boring
29:00 <typo_master> yeahhh,.
29:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> you are
29:00 <typo_master> You alright k ?
29:00 <typo_master> go smash the pastie
29:00 <typo_master> you'll feel better
29:00 <b1rd> install starter motor this week
29:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> lol nah the kids are up
30:00 <typo_master> oh :(
30:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> plus you never gave me fap material
30:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> such a lonely day
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
30:00 <typo_master> knitting catalogues ?
30:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> I joke
30:00 <b1rd> lol 
30:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> there's like 6 people here
30:00 <typo_master> LOLL
30:00 <b1rd> and 40 odd lurkers
30:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> 4
30:00 <b1rd> bots
30:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> I lied
30:00 <typo_master> i can see hanging out with you will be fun
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We get more busy
31:00 <typo_master> Hey it's time to have your shot.
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sometimes 5 of us
31:00 <typo_master> hold up im on IRC
31:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> nah two kids and the one I have sex with
31:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> oi quickly
31:00 <typo_master> Yeah i have a feeling 90% of people here are data retention bots
31:00 <typo_master> asio
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We have gone through the lists and got rid of what we know of al log bots and what not
32:00 <b1rd> good, might go "bomb parliament"
32:00 <typo_master> How can you tell ?
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I now know neogeo is a real person
32:00 <Bic-Pen-Lighter> lol you cunts
32:00 <b1rd> Lol
32:00 <typo_master> Just by the way they reply.
32:00 <typo_master> ?
32:00 <b1rd> there are some clever AI bots about
32:00 <b1rd> that i know. lol
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeah plus active addresses and stuss
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh your right
32:00 <typo_master> Irc has been around for awhile.
32:00 <b1rd> smarter than blyke
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We do our best
33:00 <typo_master> Lot of time to build databases
33:00 <b1rd> appears more human than blyke
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMOA
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lmao even
33:00 <typo_master> LOLLLL
33:00 <typo_master> YES
33:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] did you msg shane?
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U said at 6
33:00 <Kelevra> he doesnt need to know it's you
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill do it now
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hold on
33:00 <Kelevra> yeah
33:00 <Kelevra> please
33:00 <Kelevra> I'm worried
34:00 <Kelevra> I need him to do a few touch ups
34:00 <typo_master> oh yeah.
34:00 <typo_master> Is that what you cal it.
34:00 <b1rd> lol
34:00 <typo_master> kinkeh.
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Done
35:00 <b1rd> ASIO are fairly docile tho
35:00 <b1rd> lol
35:00 <b1rd> desk jockeys
35:00 <typo_master> i wouldn't know.
35:00 <b1rd> CIA but.
36:00 <typo_master> I'm a just a dole monkey
36:00 <b1rd> bit of a different story
36:00 <Raichu> b1rd thinks they are docile
36:00 <b1rd> they are
36:00 <Raichu> Little does he realise he currently is fully monitored
36:00 <b1rd> they call in the yanks if they get scared, which is Always
36:00 <b1rd> ASIO are pussies Raichu 
36:00 <typo_master> who the fuck are you Raichu ?
36:00 <b1rd> paid troll
36:00 <typo_master> go back to not speaking.
36:00 <typo_master> plz.
36:00 <Raichu> Fuck off dickhead
37:00 <Raichu> :)
37:00 <typo_master> No.
37:00 <b1rd> agent provocateur and time waster
37:00 <typo_master> Suck my giant testicles.
37:00 <b1rd> perhaps time for ignore Raichu ?
37:00 <Raichu> If any.
37:00 <b1rd> ha ha ha
37:00 <b1rd> ahhh
37:00 <typo_master> huhuhu.
37:00 <b1rd> peace
37:00 <b1rd> such a dick that guy
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
37:00 <Kelevra> forever blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
37:00 <Raichu> loooooool
38:00 <Kelevra> gosh I'd fuck chris issac up until forever
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wrongchu
38:00 <typo_master> Stfuchu
39:00 <Raichu> Jailbait
39:00 <Raichu> Barely legal
39:00 <Raichu> Milf
39:00 <typo_master> right. 
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haunted vagina
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rick ghastly
39:00 <b1rd> mmmmm vagina
39:00 <Raichu> Mr Mime's still rocks
39:00 <TheRon> so Kelevra thesong playing on the hi fi being held up by a bloke outside your bedroom window would be chris isaak - forever blue?
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And jinx
39:00 <Raichu> "Hi I'm a registered sex offender"
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Niki minaj
40:00 <Raichu> Hahahaha yes
40:00 <Raichu> Slighty bigger bird than that
40:00 <Kelevra> TheRon LOLOLOL
40:00 <b1rd> frankston 28
40:00 <b1rd> here 32
41:00 <b1rd> damn u beachy's
41:00 <b1rd> always copping cooler temps
41:00 <typo_master> I'm keen as on the beach 
41:00 <typo_master> few frothys.
41:00 <TheRon> frothy's
41:00 <typo_master> couple of spliffs
41:00 <typo_master> good times.
42:00 <Kelevra> spliff are for shitz and giggles
42:00 <Kelevra> bong town pound town
42:00 <Kelevra> get em ripped
42:00 <typo_master> our neigh bor left a pund in his oven when he moved out.
42:00 <typo_master> he forgot is was there apparently.
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol brb
42:00 <typo_master> loll.
44:00 <typo_master> what a goose
44:00 <typo_master> Who forgets a pund of weed.
44:00 <typo_master> pound*
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pund lol
45:00 <b1rd> must of had lottts
45:00 <b1rd> to forget a pound
45:00 <typo_master> They did.
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats 100 lbs
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A pund
45:00 <typo_master> They got raided by the jacks.
45:00 <b1rd> 16 ounces yeh?
45:00 <b1rd> can't remember tho
45:00 <b1rd> something like that
46:00 <typo_master> Were stealing power
46:00 <b1rd> ahh
46:00 <b1rd> lol
46:00 <typo_master> Illegal connections and shit.
46:00 <b1rd> we done that 
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ounce of weed is actually under a full oz isnt it
46:00 <b1rd> had our own rectriciann
46:00 <typo_master> 28 grams is ounce
46:00 <b1rd> cops were furious
46:00 <b1rd> yes
46:00 <typo_master> lectrician ?
46:00 <b1rd> 28.7?
46:00 <b1rd> electrician
46:00 <typo_master> from veitnam
46:00 <b1rd> and terrorist guy
46:00 <b1rd> top bloke
46:00 <b1rd> Lol
46:00 <b1rd> pre 9.11
47:00 <b1rd> nar turkish
47:00 <typo_master> i fix for yew bot
47:00 <typo_master> you have many powers
47:00 <b1rd> yep
47:00 <typo_master> boy*
47:00 <b1rd> cops were furious, when raided
47:00 <b1rd> coz i baracaded door
47:00 <typo_master> they are was are. 
48:00 <typo_master> fucik i can't think today, it's too hot.
48:00 <b1rd> most pussies run scared when raided
48:00 <b1rd> loool
48:00 <b1rd> i was onto em
48:00 <b1rd> stash dope in couch
48:00 <typo_master> LOLL
48:00 <b1rd> even dog didnt find
48:00 <typo_master> They tear that straight up.
48:00 <b1rd> coz tip over bong water too
48:00 <b1rd> nar
48:00 <b1rd> we carefully monitored them
48:00 <TheRon> i'm making a thai chicken salad for tea tonight
48:00 <deadpandadolls> did you get filmed without permission?
48:00 <typo_master> I have seen some D's go straight for the couch.
48:00 <b1rd> if they dont find nuffin they have to pay for damage lol
48:00 <typo_master> Ripped the covers off.
49:00 <typo_master> Threw it all ina  huge pile.
49:00 <b1rd> cop dog was threw off scent
49:00 <b1rd> bong water all over lounge
49:00 <b1rd> furiousity ensued
49:00 <typo_master> Apprentice sniffer dog.
49:00 <b1rd> loll cute tho
49:00 <b1rd> gotta get me one
49:00 <b1rd> money and drug dog
49:00 <typo_master> i miss my dog.
49:00 <typo_master> :(
49:00 <b1rd> wot u had?
49:00 <typo_master> Lets not talk about that 
49:00 <typo_master> rotty
49:00 <b1rd> kk
50:00 <typo_master> She cute as.
50:00 <b1rd> love me dogs
50:00 <typo_master> yeah
50:00 <typo_master> i fkn hate cats
50:00 <typo_master> vermin
50:00 <typo_master> like, i'll pat em and stuff.
50:00 <typo_master> they are nice sometimes.
50:00 <b1rd> i dont like their claws
50:00 <typo_master> But Dogs own.
51:00 <b1rd> some are ok i guess
51:00 <b1rd> yer
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I love my cat sega
51:00 <typo_master> cats are just cunts and murderers. 
51:00 <carlOz> sega what a mad name
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They are a predatory animal
51:00 <Kelevra> blank and jones - perfect silcense
51:00 <typo_master> Yes, that is a top name actually tozza[Mobile] 
51:00 <Kelevra> silence*
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha carlOz
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheer typo
51:00 <carlOz> lolz
52:00 <typo_master> when it comes in the room do you say ?
52:00 <typo_master> SAYYYGAAAAHHH
52:00 <b1rd> sayyyang la
53:00 <typo_master> fuck yeah, mint cover
54:00 <typo_master> "come onnnn, withoutttt, come one withhh innnnn, you'll not see nothing like the mightyyy quinnnnn"
54:00 <typo_master> *epic guitar solo*
55:00 <b1rd> sammwich for tea
56:00 <b1rd> jew eating
56:00 <b1rd> kfc tuesday
56:00 <typo_master> hey b1rd
56:00 <b1rd> 7.11 wednesday 
56:00 <b1rd> 2 dorra sangas lol
56:00 <typo_master> Did you listen to the Asian hooker song ?
56:00 <b1rd> narr
56:00 <b1rd> never heard it
56:00 <typo_master> pshhh.
56:00 <typo_master> Do it. 
56:00 <b1rd> k
56:00 <typo_master> And community property
56:00 <typo_master> :)))
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 4:52 PM <typo_master> SAYYYGAAAAHHH
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I say it when i get home every night
58:00 <typo_master> hehehe
58:00 <typo_master> Good as :D
58:00 <typo_master> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRcksH2_HQ
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steel Panther - Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of The World (Explicit) (Oct 28, 2013) Length: - Category: Music - 3,718,353 views views - 27,185 likes (95.6%), 1,237 dislikes (4.4%)
59:00 <typo_master> How good is this film clip.
59:00 <typo_master> 10/10
00:00 <b1rd> ta
00:00 <TheRon> liquorland, crownies $44
00:00 <TheRon> bargain!
00:00 <Kelevra> I wish to be a kitten
01:00 <b1rd> i've quit drinking lool
01:00 <Kelevra> but not work at kittens
01:00 <b1rd> quit drinking, brb dan murphys
01:00 <b1rd> Lol
01:00 <typo_master> tongueing for a frothy right now.
01:00 <b1rd> nars i rant enough on here without being pissed ay
01:00 <b1rd> get a case brah
02:00 <typo_master> i'd lick the maggots of a dead crows nutsack.
02:00 <typo_master> for a beer. or course.
02:00 <b1rd> Lol
02:00 <TheRon> typo_master: kelevra might be able to help you there :P
02:00 <typo_master> Got a dead crow Kelevra  ?
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I got my first real 6 string
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah but fuck I cant meet someone of his stature
03:00 <typo_master> EhEHEH
03:00 <Kelevra> I have alot of bones you can suck on
03:00 <Kelevra> antlers
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> bones
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Suck on
03:00 <TheRon> played until my fingers bled back in the summer of '69
03:00 <Kelevra> I'm not sure of the bone i got from bali
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He he
03:00 <Kelevra> probably dog
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A see you later see you later
04:00 <typo_master> WHAT STATURE ?
05:00 <typo_master> Are you high Kelevra ?
06:00 <typo_master> "these are craccyyy, crazzyyy crazzyy crazzyyyy nightsss"
06:00 <typo_master> Kiss rules.
08:00 <typo_master> Anybody watch that clip i posted. 
08:00 <TheRon> the angels - am i ever gonna see your face again?
09:00 <typo_master> :(
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm not high
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm fair parched though
10:00 <Kelevra> BRO
10:00 <TheRon> semi nude
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Black velvet
11:00 <typo_master> in that little boys smile
11:00 <typo_master> black velvet in that slow southern style
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolll
11:00 <typo_master> Good song.
11:00 <typo_master> Elvis rules.
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Was just on
12:00 <TheRon> take a long line
12:00 <typo_master> breathe it innnnnn.
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats what i say during a dutch
14:00 <typo_master> LOLL
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And dont be greedy save some for later
14:00 <typo_master> thick az.
15:00 <typo_master> give er the ol mustard gas
15:00 <typo_master> wbb
16:00 <TheRon> she keeps no secrets from you
17:00 <typo_master> Amanda the actress waits at the station. 
17:00 <typo_master> I think i am getting better at typing.
18:00 <typo_master> bout time.
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
18:00 <b1rd> I on fone now
18:00 <b1rd> Loool
18:00 <b1rd> Ta
18:00 <typo_master> hipster
18:00 <typo_master> (:
19:00 <b1rd> Lool
19:00 <b1rd> Lazy as i am
19:00 <typo_master> how good is speaker phone.
20:00 <TheRon> BRRRRRP!
20:00 <TheRon> 'scuse I
20:00 <typo_master> i specifically only use speaker phone. 
20:00 <typo_master> putting phone to ear is so 90's
20:00 <TheRon> might BBQ a chicken breast tonight
20:00 <TheRon> any tips?
21:00 <typo_master> check if you have BBQ gas.
21:00 <typo_master> Nothing worse, than running out halfway through, or hgetting all ready and then finding you have none.
21:00 <TheRon> trying to empty the bloody thing, it keeps lighting up
21:00 <TheRon> i know it's almost empty
22:00 <typo_master> just one breast ?
22:00 <typo_master> Should be ok.
22:00 <TheRon> yes
23:00 <TheRon> could season with chilli powder, and ginger
23:00 <typo_master> I'm not a very good cook.
23:00 <typo_master> I still got my [L]'s
24:00 <TheRon> weber 2 burners, hardly uses any gas
24:00 <typo_master> Ahh yep, one of those new kinda ones ?
24:00 <TheRon> cook everything on it
24:00 <typo_master> My ol man has one, raves about it. 
24:00 <TheRon> best roasts
24:00 <typo_master> Fuck yeah.
25:00 <TheRon> steak is awesome
25:00 <typo_master> That way you can re-gift the Jamie oliver cookware you got for christmas.
25:00 <typo_master> Heheh
26:00 <TheRon> i don't use cookbooks
26:00 <TheRon> i got a fair idea what works
28:00 <typo_master> :)
28:00 <typo_master> happy eating TheRon 
28:00 <typo_master> Enjoy your chicken tit
29:00 <TheRon> if i was a woman for a day, all i'd wanna do is play with my tits
29:00 <deadpandadolls> do u cook kangaroo TheRon
29:00 <TheRon> i mean i can do it now but it's not the same
29:00 <TheRon> no
30:00 <Kelevra> you better b home soon
31:00 <Kelevra> niel finn
31:00 <Kelevra> typo_master i'll e-break u with you
31:00 <Kelevra> up
32:00 <typo_master> You ok Kelevra ?
32:00 <typo_master> I see you are trying to say something.
32:00 <typo_master> Just not sure what order it's supposed to be in. 
32:00 <typo_master> (:
32:00 <TheRon> hold me now, warm my heart, stay with me, let loving start let loving start
33:00 <Kelevra> are you trying to ruin my la la land typo_master?
33:00 <typo_master> No precious.
33:00 <Kelevra> everyone has dreams, why crush it for
34:00 <TheRon> at least it wasn't a pint
34:00 <TheRon> anyone gearing up for st patricks day?
34:00 <Kelevra> they're diff in s.a
35:00 <typo_master> poke mahone
35:00 <Kelevra> you have to say 'hey gimme the biggest beer in a glass mate plskthnx'
35:00 <TheRon> gona have a few pints of guiness
35:00 <Kelevra> eww
35:00 <Kelevra> dude I lost the hornay foryou
35:00 <Kelevra> DOT ORG
36:00 <typo_master> "ill ave cooplea fookin pyntz the right"
36:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
36:00 <TheRon> play some irish music
36:00 <Kelevra> typo_master omg I couln't picture you saying it
36:00 <typo_master> dance a jig.
36:00 <Kelevra> LOL
36:00 <TheRon> like the dropkick murphys
36:00 <Kelevra> AY COBBER
36:00 <typo_master> Dropkicks good as.
36:00 <TheRon> whiskey in the jar comes out
36:00 <Kelevra> DUN YA FINK SUMFINGS NA RIII
37:00 <typo_master> "whtchfookintalkinabootyaCOONT"
37:00 <TheRon> after too many pints i do a mad sinead o'connor impression
37:00 <Kelevra> kia ora wankers
37:00 <Kelevra> welcome to my land of the damned mofos
37:00 <typo_master> TheRon, You shave your head and cry ?
38:00 <TheRon> pretty much
38:00 <typo_master> kia ors Kelevra :D
38:00 <Kelevra> haha
38:00 <Kelevra> <3
38:00 <TheRon> good craic
38:00 <Kelevra> fkn kids are tryin get on me steak
38:00 <Kelevra> bastards
39:00 <typo_master> ?
39:00 <typo_master> seak is fookin good
39:00 <typo_master> FUCK.
39:00 <typo_master> STEAK*
39:00 <Kelevra> eh I'm melarinading it
39:00 <Kelevra> its like marinading it
39:00 <Kelevra> but with me
40:00 <TheRon> hate marinading steak, seems a waste, well cooked with salt and pepper
44:00 <typo_master> I don't mind steak.
44:00 <typo_master> Cows are cute though.
44:00 <typo_master> Thsi is why i keep my steak and my cows seperate.
44:00 <typo_master> And never eat a burger while looking at a cow.
44:00 <typo_master> I can eat chicken while looking at chickens though.
45:00 <typo_master> Chickens just look like food.
45:00 <Kelevra> [17:40:08] <+TheRon> hate marinading steak, seems a waste, well cooked with salt and pepper
45:00 <Kelevra> you old fool
51:00 <typo_master> where is slugger today ?
51:00 <typo_master> Must be at WFD.
51:00 <typo_master> LOLLL
51:00 <b1rd> Lool
52:00 <b1rd> I gone off chicken
52:00 <typo_master> sluggz at work for the dole.
52:00 <typo_master> making b1rd feeders.
52:00 <b1rd> Ever since i did the salonmella extract
52:00 <typo_master> oh really ?
52:00 <b1rd> For my fwends next door lool
52:00 <typo_master> Whatchu talkin' bout willis ?
52:00 <b1rd> Not the same again lollll
53:00 <b1rd> I pump chicken into my neighbours sinks
53:00 <b1rd> Raw chicken
53:00 <b1rd> Lollll
53:00 <typo_master> salonmella eh ?
53:00 <b1rd> Yer
53:00 <typo_master> Sounds like some up market hair stylist
53:00 <typo_master> LOLL.
53:00 <b1rd> Good as makes em sick
53:00 <b1rd> Lololol
54:00 <b1rd> Fun and games
54:00 <typo_master> You are a terrible wicked child b1rd 
54:00 <typo_master> I love it.
54:00 <typo_master> "you knowww i'm a dreamerrrrr, but my hearts of golddddd"
55:00 <typo_master> "i had to run away high, so i wouldn;t come home lowww"
55:00 <b1rd> Yes!
56:00 <typo_master> "just when things went righttt, doesn;t mean they were always wrong, just take this song, and you'll never beee left all alonee"
56:00 <b1rd> Love those worthy of it and be ruthless with enemies.
56:00 <b1rd> Cool lyrics
56:00 <typo_master> "take me to your heart, fell me in you rbonesss, just one more night, and i'm coming on this long and windinggg roaddd"
56:00 <typo_master> Yeah boe.
57:00 <typo_master> "i'm on my wayyyyy, i'm, on my waaaaayyyy, home sweet homoeee"
57:00 <typo_master> Homoe.
57:00 <typo_master> wtf.
57:00 <typo_master> supposed to be home
57:00 <b1rd> Lool
57:00 <b1rd> Got it
57:00 <typo_master> you gotta know that song b1rd
58:00 <b1rd> Yerrrr
58:00 <b1rd> Fknnn
58:00 <typo_master> this will be playing at my funeral. 
58:00 <b1rd> Not before mine tho
58:00 <b1rd> Lol
58:00 <typo_master> I want to go out in a ball of flames
59:00 <typo_master> police sirens and helicopters
59:00 <b1rd> Hehe
59:00 <typo_master> Long as only i get hurt.
59:00 <typo_master> (:
59:00 <b1rd> Admirable
00:00 <typo_master> Admiral Admirable. 
00:00 <b1rd> Yerr 
00:00 <b1rd> Fone suxors lol
00:00 <typo_master> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAZ60xA9wo
00:00 <typo_master> pump this instead.
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mötley Crüe - Home Sweet Home ORIGINAL (Official Music Video) (1985) (Mar 29, 2011) Length: 4:30 - Category: Music - 6,983,976 views views - 33,977 likes (97.4%), 921 dislikes (2.6%)
00:00 <typo_master> chuck fone in garden
00:00 <b1rd> Ahhhh course
00:00 <typo_master> Best clip
00:00 <b1rd> But nice to lie down with
01:00 <b1rd> Lol
01:00 <typo_master> Man, they had the most amazing life.
01:00 <b1rd> Lappy gets hot
01:00 <typo_master> true.
01:00 <b1rd> Yerr fkn loved motley as a kid
01:00 <b1rd> Me n me abo m8
01:00 <b1rd> Good memories
01:00 <typo_master> i will never not love this shit. 
01:00 <b1rd> 80's
02:00 <typo_master> Nikki Sixx threw a bucket of fake blood on me once.
02:00 <b1rd> Timeless 
02:00 <typo_master> Fucking good times.
02:00 <Kelevra> lie lie lie typo_master
02:00 <Kelevra> serj tankian
02:00 <typo_master> I never lie about Motley Crue.
02:00 <Kelevra> symphony
03:00 <Kelevra> listen faggot.
03:00 <typo_master> ohrly.
03:00 <typo_master> you going the right way for a knuckle sandwich.
04:00 <b1rd> Lol
04:00 <typo_master> Dw, i will calm down after 8PM
04:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
04:00 <typo_master> Weed guy gets home then.
04:00 <Kelevra> considering you look like a bitch
04:00 <typo_master> You watch.
05:00 <typo_master> After 8:30.
05:00 <Kelevra> I'm the watch man
05:00 <typo_master> quiet as a mouse.
05:00 <Kelevra> fyneeeeeeeeeeee
05:00 <typo_master> I LOOK LIKE A BITCH ?
05:00 <typo_master> WHAT AM I MARCELLAS WALLIS ?
06:00 <Kelevra> SHUT IT CUNT
06:00 <b1rd> Oi
06:00 <b1rd> Peace yall lol
06:00 <Kelevra> HEY STOP IIT
06:00 <b1rd> Lool
06:00 <typo_master> too late.
07:00 <typo_master> yew paw naw.
07:00 <Kelevra> FYNE
07:00 <typo_master> (:
07:00 <typo_master> wow i am ful of beans this afternnon. 
08:00 <Kelevra> let's just have sex cause b1rd said I had to bang deadpandadolls
08:00 <Kelevra> I can't do him, he's ewky
08:00 <typo_master> lol, good luck with that.
08:00 <typo_master> He is a sexual deviant.
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah he fuvk guys
09:00 <typo_master> poof az.
09:00 <Kelevra> who can compete
09:00 <Kelevra> nah I'd fuck a poof
09:00 <Kelevra> but srsly who can compete
09:00 <typo_master> LOL< have you seen Steve Huges Kelevra and b1rd  ?
09:00 <typo_master> hughes ?
10:00 <typo_master> He's like, this metal-head comedian guy. 
10:00 <typo_master> Absolute pissa
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm related to him
10:00 <typo_master> He mentions something about that.
10:00 <Kelevra> adly
10:00 <typo_master> Sadly ?
11:00 <typo_master> He's a fucking brilliant.
11:00 <Kelevra> ye sadly
11:00 <typo_master> lolll.
11:00 <typo_master> Where is your taste Kelevra 
11:00 <typo_master> jesus.
12:00 <Kelevra> not jesus that's for sure
12:00 <typo_master> "i have over 400 iron maiden heavy metal T-shirts, and one pair of jeans, I think i have my priorities in order"
12:00 <Kelevra> I'm a very simple lady
12:00 <typo_master> lollll.
12:00 <typo_master> Emphasis on the very. 
12:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLLLLL @ typo_master
12:00 <Kelevra> I'd fkn ruin you darling
13:00 <typo_master> Ruin me ?
13:00 <Kelevra> yes
13:00 <typo_master> :(
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> You've been talking quite tough as of late there Kelevra
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOLOLOLO
13:00 <Kelevra> I do like the guy
13:00 <typo_master> Nah were cool.
13:00 <Kelevra> I wouldn't over step the line though
13:00 <typo_master> We just playing.
13:00 <Kelevra> hes taken
15:00 <typo_master> the triumphant return of Hercules 
15:00 <b1rd> Kool homez
15:00 <Hercules> yes
16:00 <typo_master> :D
16:00 <KickOutTheJams> Kelevra was laying into pandas before
16:00 <TheRon> grilled chicken breast is the bomb
16:00 <b1rd> Was funny ay
16:00 <Lumeah> Yeah? 
16:00 <typo_master> pandas is a bit of a poof though.
16:00 <Lumeah> What he do? 
17:00 <typo_master> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohogzxiqqkM
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Hughes While It's Still Legal (Nov 11, 2014) Length: 01:04:31 - Category: Education - 1,117,068 views views - 11,017 likes (97.7%), 258 dislikes (2.3%)
18:00 <typo_master> top kek.
19:00 <KickOutTheJams> typo_master a major faggot is pandis
19:00 <typo_master> LOL
19:00 <Kelevra> KickOutTheJams got prb
19:00 <Kelevra> ???
19:00 <TheRon> Nice1: 38 special, name a song?
19:00 <KickOutTheJams> prb?
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I make that noise when infart
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> PRRB
20:00 <TheRon> i got my haircut today ladies
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Moist
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pics or it didnt happen
21:00 <TheRon> hope they are
21:00 <TheRon> imagine bam magera with a haircut
22:00 <typo_master> LOLL
22:00 <TheRon> i mention lawn bowls to some women and they go all gooey'
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> T@l@@l
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]>     Lk
23:00 <typo_master> Date with TheRon Lawn Bowls and Foreigner 
23:00 <typo_master> That would make any woman gooey.
23:00 <TheRon> what's wrong with that?
23:00 <typo_master> Nothing at all.
23:00 <Nice1> 38 special?
23:00 <typo_master> 10/10
23:00 <TheRon> the band
24:00 <Nice1> never heard of it
24:00 <typo_master> If i was a woman i'd swoon.
24:00 <TheRon> had a couple of songs in the 80's
24:00 <Nice1> like what
24:00 <typo_master> So hollld on looseellyyyy
24:00 <typo_master> but don;t let goooo
24:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
24:00 <TheRon> yes!
24:00 <TheRon> second chance!
24:00 <Nice1> dont know it
25:00 <typo_master> It's on adam sandler movies.
26:00 <typo_master> [18:25:02] <typo_master> OH wow
26:00 <typo_master> [18:25:10] <typo_master> This hearttt needs a seecond chanceee
26:00 <typo_master> [18:25:20] <typo_master> I never knew this was 38 special
26:00 <typo_master> [18:25:28] <typo_master> What a contrast to hold on loosely.
26:00 <typo_master> [18:25:43] <typo_master> Whoops.
27:00 <Nice1> oh that bloody song TheRon
27:00 <typo_master> I accidentally wrote that in sydney 
27:00 <Nice1> second chance
27:00 <Nice1> one hit nothing
27:00 <l00peyd0g> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phr1pOFK1V8&spfreload=5
27:00 <TheRon> probably 2 or 3
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Big Sean - Bounce Back (Dec 12, 2016) Length: 3:47 - Category: Music - 70,778,962 views views - 603,256 likes (95.9%), 26,043 dislikes (4.1%)
28:00 <TheRon> i've just had some scotch
28:00 <TheRon> do chicks like drunkards?
28:00 <typo_master> Hrrmmm.
29:00 <typo_master> Depends on the quality of the woman.
29:00 <typo_master> Some doo.
29:00 <TheRon> kelevra?
29:00 <typo_master> "Some girls, will, some girls wont"
29:00 <TheRon> some girls need a lot of lovin'
29:00 <typo_master> And some girls, dont
30:00 <typo_master> brb
30:00 <TheRon> cheap trick - the flame
31:00 <TheRon> yes!
31:00 <b1rd> Lool
31:00 <b1rd> Better to be sober tho!
31:00 <b1rd> Jus binge occaison
32:00 <TheRon> b1rd: you may think that but......
32:00 <b1rd> Safe and responsible
32:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd fgt
32:00 <b1rd> Its true
32:00 <b1rd> Like.. no habit then
32:00 <TheRon> i'm in a pretty good state right now
32:00 <b1rd> Drink even 2 cans a day ur an addict
33:00 <b1rd> Hard to kick that shit.
33:00 <TheRon> which AA meeting do you frequent?
34:00 <b1rd> Not alcho
34:00 <b1rd> U?
34:00 <TheRon> you sure?
34:00 <b1rd> Certain
34:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd has been told to stop drinking by Lumeah
35:00 <b1rd> Yes
35:00 <TheRon> he get a bit handsey?
35:00 <KickOutTheJams> So like a bitch boi he gives in
35:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLL
35:00 <smoke_master> lol @ handsey
35:00 <b1rd> Yep
35:00 <b1rd> Jus a bit
35:00 <smoke_master> nothing wrong with that
36:00 <b1rd> Indeedy lool
36:00 <b1rd> Boysll be boys
36:00 <TheRon> skid row
38:00 <BLykE> sorry phoney pad I fucken swear dumb apple shit went flat
38:00 <BLykE> lols
38:00 <smoke_master> hurhurhurh
38:00 <BLykE> plays it up for cameras
38:00 <BLykE> the Melbourne shuffle
38:00 <smoke_master> LOLLL.
38:00 <BLykE> give me 2 beers
38:00 <BLykE> 5 cones
38:00 <BLykE> I shuffle
38:00 <BLykE> like fuck
39:00 <BLykE> I fucken invented it
39:00 <smoke_master> yeah shuffle to centrelink
39:00 <BLykE> nah I never go
39:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - black
39:00 <smoke_master> dw boe
39:00 <BLykE> hi TheRon 
39:00 <TheRon> hello
39:00 <b1rd> Stop filling my screen blyke u dog maggot
40:00 <b1rd> Other ppl like to chat too u know
41:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd has been told to stop drinking by Lumeah
41:00 <KickOutTheJams> So like a bitch boi he gives in
41:00 <b1rd> True
41:00 <b1rd> Drinking is only for fags
42:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd stop trying to hit me and hit me
42:00 <b1rd> Real men tackle life sober
42:00 <b1rd> Only the weak resort to drugs
44:00 <Kelevra> busy atm
45:00 <KickOutTheJams> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auxfEZJ25SM = b1rds stream
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sasha's Livestream Q&A 3/15/2017 Pt2 (Date not found) Length: 0:00 - Category: Gaming - - 1 likes (20%), 4 dislikes (80%)
46:00 <b1rd> True
46:00 <b1rd> U got me bro
46:00 <b1rd> Hugs
46:00 <b1rd> B1rd exposed!!!
46:00 <b1rd> Wb nothing
46:00 <nothing> thankyou b1rd
46:00 <nothing> :))
47:00 <b1rd> :)))
47:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!
47:00 <b1rd> Mmmm
47:00 <nothing> ( . Y . )
47:00 <b1rd> Nom nom nom
47:00 <nothing> tittehhhss
48:00 <nothing> you cooking your chicken boob TheRon  ?
48:00 <TheRon> already done
48:00 <nothing> Naice
48:00 <nothing> scotch and chicken :)
48:00 <b1rd> Always ask for breasts at coles with a smirk
49:00 <nothing> norty b1rd
49:00 <b1rd> How many?
49:00 <b1rd> Two plz!
49:00 <b1rd> Wide grin
49:00 <b1rd> Two nice big ones
49:00 <b1rd> Lool
49:00 <TheRon> two breasts, quickly grilled off the tenders
49:00 <nothing> Food of the gods.
50:00 <b1rd> Yep
50:00 <Kynetic> b1rd is the word
50:00 <b1rd> Props
50:00 <nothing> I ask the girl at the deli if she likes a big salami
50:00 <b1rd> Ay kynetic
50:00 <Kynetic> ayyyyyyy
50:00 <b1rd> Loool
50:00 <Kynetic> lmao
50:00 <Kynetic> :P
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nUFseaHtfs
50:00 <nothing> She was laughing so much almost caused work place accident
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Little Heroes - One Perfect Day (1982) (Jan 3, 2014) Length: 3:47 - Category: People & Blogs - 95,756 views views - 443 likes (97.8%), 10 dislikes (2.2%)
50:00 <b1rd> Lololol
51:00 <nothing> teeny boppers.
51:00 <Kynetic> shoulda asked her if she liked it extra spicy 
51:00 <TheRon> and tell me is it still raining there in england
51:00 <nothing> I could tell she did.
51:00 <b1rd> Lol
51:00 <Kynetic> nice
52:00 <b1rd> One checkout chick ask me to root her in back of me van
52:00 <nothing> LOLL
52:00 <b1rd> Lol
52:00 <nothing> u comply ?
52:00 <b1rd> Shoulda hey
53:00 <nothing> ahhh boo hisss
53:00 <b1rd> Lolll nar waiting on sti results
53:00 <b1rd> Lol
53:00 <nothing> good story for the grandkids.
53:00 <b1rd> Fair hot too
53:00 <nothing> Meh, root wait for her to get results. 
53:00 <nothing> she call you.
53:00 <b1rd> Loool
53:00 <b1rd> Shoulda
53:00 <b1rd> Was clear anyway
54:00 <TheRon> nothing: oh no not you again
54:00 <nothing> Smooth sailing.
54:00 <nothing> Aussie Crawlll.
54:00 <nothing> What is an Australian Crawl anyway ?
55:00 <nothing> Is that like, the walk home from the tab ?
55:00 <TheRon> best not to think about it
55:00 <TheRon> pub crawl?
55:00 <nothing> yeah i'm guessing.
55:00 <b1rd> Pub crawl?
55:00 <b1rd> Must be
55:00 <nothing> I go on pub crawl every grand final day.
56:00 <nothing> Punk Pub crawl, good times. 
56:00 <nothing> been going since the 70's
56:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
57:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: australian crawl?
58:00 <Sunbeam> hi there TheRon, lovely to see you :)
58:00 <TheRon> hello
58:00 <Sunbeam> no crawl
58:00 <TheRon> beered up s i could be anyones
58:00 <TheRon> Errol?
58:00 <Sunbeam> pissed as a fart?
59:00 <nothing> I would give anything, just to be like him
59:00 <Sunbeam> hi nothing
59:00 <nothing> hello Sunbeam 
00:00 <Sunbeam> hello....is it me you're looking for?
00:00 <b1rd> U da 1 i ruv lols
00:00 <TheRon> lionel
00:00 <Sunbeam> correct
00:00 <nothing> What is the meaning of u da 1 i luv ?
00:00 <nothing> I see a lot of people saying this.
01:00 <b1rd> Parody of blyke
01:00 <nothing> Also i see "is that u GoldSpade
01:00 <b1rd> Coz he got all emo
01:00 <b1rd> And stalkerish
01:00 <nothing> yikes.
01:00 <Sunbeam> Goldspade...where?
01:00 <b1rd> Code for lets meet for gaysex...
01:00 <nothing> Dunno.
01:00 <nothing> LOLL.
01:00 <nothing> really ?
01:00 <b1rd> Goldspade
01:00 <b1rd> Codeword lool
01:00 <b1rd> Yep
01:00 <nothing> brownspade ?
02:00 <b1rd> Lollll
02:00 <TheRon> they took our jerbs!!
02:00 <b1rd> Yer
02:00 <nothing> derkaderka
02:00 <TheRon> lol
02:00 <b1rd> :p
03:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: icehouse?
03:00 <Sunbeam> ?
03:00 <TheRon> tell me what can i do, electric blue
04:00 <nothing> man late 70's early 89's alice cooper sounds a but like bowie
04:00 <Sunbeam> icehouse lol
04:00 <nothing> 80's
04:00 <TheRon> oh yes
04:00 <nothing> weird as.
05:00 <TheRon> iva davies is a genius
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sweet dreams are made of these
05:00 <nothing> Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Here comes the rain again
05:00 <nothing> Who am i to diss a brie
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Falling on my head like a memory
06:00 <TheRon> you might know of the original sin
06:00 <KickOutTheJams> deadpandadolls
06:00 <nothing> must be talking to an angeellll
06:00 <TheRon> you might know how to play with fire
06:00 <nothing> are you the one i love GoldSpade'
07:00 <TheRon> does this one go out to the one i love?
07:00 <Sunbeam> eurythmics
07:00 <b1rd> Loool
07:00 <nothing> REM ?
07:00 <TheRon> yes!
07:00 <nothing> yeck
07:00 <nothing> Only good on the simpsons.
08:00 <nothing> "michael, the mans talking about garnage disposal
08:00 <nothing> Er.
08:00 <nothing> Garbage.
08:00 <TheRon> you wanna make her, suicide blonde
09:00 <BLykE> i had a suicide blonde
09:00 <BLykE> then she didn't die
09:00 <BLykE> cause she found me
09:00 <BLykE> and not that's the story
09:00 <BLykE> ok
09:00 <BLykE> now
09:00 <BLykE> what fucken
09:00 <BLykE> shit you on about
10:00 <nothing> ?
10:00 <BLykE> where is jen
10:00 <TheRon> suicide blonde clip, you reckon michael hutchence fucked the models?
10:00 <BLykE> she had nicest eyes ever
11:00 <b1rd> Fkup blyke ya dropkick
11:00 <nothing> Smashed kylie
11:00 <nothing> Pops
11:00 <BLykE> i dislike myself too
11:00 <nothing> PROPS
11:00 <BLykE> not my fault
11:00 <BLykE> i didn't make me
11:00 <BLykE> don't blame me
11:00 <nothing> hate yourself quietly BLykE 
11:00 <b1rd> Stop spreading ya depression pisss
11:00 <b1rd> Yer!
11:00 <TheRon> jason donovan's ex apprently
11:00 <BLykE> lols
11:00 <nothing> you're a fucking drongo. 
11:00 <BLykE> apparentlly
12:00 <BLykE> lols
12:00 <BLykE> youre are
12:00 <BLykE> ussr
12:00 <BLykE> ah
12:00 <BLykE> ha ha ha
12:00 <TheRon> listening to kylie and jason just for lols
12:00 <BLykE> did u know ussr has mind alerting drugs
12:00 <nothing> 404 not found
12:00 <BLykE> that u 404 not found
12:00 <nothing> LOL
12:00 <BLykE> and u did u know
12:00 <BLykE> i love the princess of russia
13:00 <BLykE> we fucked
13:00 <nothing> you playing nice today BLykE ?
13:00 <BLykE> but it was hush hush
13:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: especially for you......
13:00 <Sunbeam> kylie & jason
13:00 <nothing> TheRon, HEeeyyyyy MONA
13:00 <BLykE> i love this chick
13:00 <TheRon> dr blake
13:00 <BLykE> she was from russia
13:00 <BLykE> that's about it
13:00 <nothing> Gonna bust out some Peter Andre
13:00 <nothing> nah jks.
14:00 <TheRon> lol
14:00 <BLykE> no jokes
14:00 <BLykE> the princess of russia
14:00 <BLykE> exposed me
14:00 <Sunbeam> craig mc whatever is name is
14:00 <BLykE> for the freak she wanted
14:00 <nothing> haha yeah
14:00 <TheRon> he plays dr blake on a abc show
14:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLLLLL
14:00 <nothing> still better than dieter brummer
14:00 <TheRon> filmed in ballarat
14:00 <KickOutTheJams> you been drinking or what BLykE?
14:00 <BLykE> i got cask
14:00 <nothing> BLykE been drinking paint thinner again.
15:00 <TheRon> i live in ballarat
15:00 <BLykE> but i just smokes 20 fucken leaf bongs
15:00 <BLykE> have to stand up
15:00 <BLykE> to get a drink
15:00 <BLykE> fuck
15:00 <BLykE> doing it
15:00 <BLykE> brb
15:00 <TheRon> my god kylie and jason is terrible
15:00 <nothing> yes TheRon  extremley bad music
16:00 <nothing> you might need to rinse your ears out after listening.
16:00 <TheRon> rick astley?
16:00 <nothing> loll.
16:00 <nothing> ranga rick
16:00 <BLykE> ok
16:00 <Sunbeam> never gonna give you up
16:00 <BLykE> ranga rick stukc his dick
16:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:00 <Sunbeam> together forever
16:00 <BLykE> in theron
16:00 <nothing> never gonna let you sownnn
17:00 <BLykE> al along
17:00 <TheRon> dear god!
17:00 <BLykE> or cris
17:00 <BLykE> miss
17:00 <nothing> ranga rick LOL
17:00 <BLykE> dish bliss
17:00 <b1rd> Lol
17:00 <BLykE> no ranga rick
17:00 <BLykE> stuck his dick
17:00 <BLykE> in a brick
17:00 <BLykE> of shampoo
17:00 <nothing> qas it quick ?
17:00 <BLykE> was
17:00 <BLykE> as thick
17:00 <BLykE> what
17:00 <BLykE> lols
18:00 <nothing> hahah.
18:00 <nothing> Moving poetry
18:00 <BLykE> nah i own my joint
18:00 <BLykE> im not making that up
18:00 <BLykE> it doubled in value in 10 years
18:00 <BLykE> lols
18:00 <nothing> you doing beter than me BLykE 
19:00 <BLykE> always will
19:00 <nothing> :(
19:00 <BLykE> till
19:00 <nothing> Hahah
19:00 <BLykE> u cross over still
19:00 <BLykE> pill
19:00 <BLykE> trill
19:00 <BLykE> thrill
19:00 <BLykE> dill
19:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: BLykE from on the buses
19:00 <BLykE> mentally ill
19:00 <b1rd> Trill ass nigger
19:00 <BLykE> brill
19:00 <BLykE> broken
19:00 <nothing> fuck 
19:00 <BLykE> your shit asss
19:00 <BLykE> not be spoken
19:00 <BLykE> that's the end
19:00 <Sunbeam> you mean blakie/blakey
19:00 <BLykE> don't speak
20:00 <BLykE> or u end up fucken fucked up arse for more than a week
20:00 <BLykE> big boy bubba
20:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: your kiss is on my lips
20:00 <BLykE> 15 inch schlong
20:00 <BLykE> like no other
20:00 <BLykE> don't fuck with me
20:00 <BLykE> i get big boy bubba on to u
20:00 <Sunbeam> hall & oates
20:00 <b1rd> Lol
20:00 <TheRon> WD
21:00 <Sunbeam> ta
21:00 <BLykE> the ron
21:00 <BLykE> sis
21:00 <BLykE> i mean his sir
21:00 <BLykE> pst
21:00 <BLykE> ssshhhh
21:00 <BLykE> end the war
21:00 <TheRon> i really should be sir TheRon 
21:00 <BLykE> drugs not pour
21:00 <BLykE> yes you should
22:00 <BLykE> that's why that put me here
22:00 <BLykE> representing this
22:00 <BLykE> i wanta wake up
22:00 <TheRon> i should be a fucking saint
22:00 <BLykE> not sn ake cut
22:00 <BLykE> shshshsh
22:00 <BLykE> ron
22:00 <BLykE> peace out
23:00 <TheRon> woken up in a gutter after a night on the piss and lived to tell the tale
23:00 <Sunbeam> hi Bonny :)
23:00 <BLykE> bonny is hot
23:00 <TheRon> apprantley you need 2 miracles
23:00 <TheRon> well i've done it twice
23:00 <BLykE> fucke 
24:00 <BLykE> this cask
24:00 <BLykE> lasts
24:00 <BLykE> but i blasted plasted
24:00 <BLykE> up in theirs
24:00 <BLykE> g
25:00 <TheRon> what i like about you, you keep me warm at night
25:00 <Nice1> do i TheRon?
25:00 <TheRon> well yes
26:00 <Sunbeam> hi there Nice1 :)
26:00 <Nice1> heh
26:00 <Nice1> cool
26:00 <Nice1> hi sunnybeam
26:00 <TheRon> thats what i like about you
26:00 <Sunbeam> nicey1
27:00 <Nice1> that I keep you warm at night TheRon?
27:00 <TheRon> it's great when you dress up like angela merkel
27:00 <Nice1> too hot for irc
27:00 <TheRon> TMI?
28:00 <Nice1> too little information  TheRon
28:00 <TheRon> oh mickey you so fine.....
29:00 <Nice1> one of the most annoying songs of all time
29:00 <Nice1> that one
29:00 <TheRon> what?
29:00 <Nice1> mickey
29:00 <Sunbeam> toni basil
30:00 <TheRon> it's guys like you mickey
30:00 <Nice1> so annoying it never gets played on radio anymore
30:00 <Sunbeam> i reckon 99 red balloons is more annoying lol
30:00 <Nice1> who sings that one
30:00 <TheRon> thats great in german
30:00 <Sunbeam> nena
30:00 <TheRon> nina
30:00 <Sunbeam> 99 lufy balloons
31:00 <Sunbeam> luft*
31:00 <TheRon> 99 luftballons
31:00 <Sunbeam> nena
31:00 <Nice1> oh that one
31:00 <Nice1> listening to it now
31:00 <Nice1> shes got a weird voice
32:00 <TheRon> she's german what do you want
32:00 <Nice1> well I didnt know that
32:00 <Nice1> strange name for a song
32:00 <TheRon> german is the language of love
34:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nena ‎- 99 Luftballons (May 1, 2015) Length: 3:57 - Category: Music - 16,469,806 views views - 87,219 likes (96.4%), 3,287 dislikes (3.6%)
35:00 <TheRon> i reckon she's hot
36:00 <Nice1> shot the monkey
36:00 <TheRon> new order - blue monday
36:00 <TheRon> shock the monkey?
36:00 <Nice1> ahh you are right
37:00 <TheRon> peter gabriel
37:00 <nothing> Coal Chamber - Shock the monkey ?
37:00 <Nice1> always thought it was shot
37:00 <Sunbeam> b1rd :)
37:00 <Kynetic> i shot the monkey
37:00 <Kynetic> but i did not shoot the chimpanzee
37:00 <TheRon> its in the title
37:00 <Sunbeam> hi Kynetic :)
37:00 <nothing> wb b1rd 
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> Welcome back chicken shit
37:00 <Kynetic> hi Sunbeam :)
38:00 <Sunbeam> how are you Kynetic?
38:00 <Kynetic> tired.. been a long ass day.. hows yourself?
38:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ1c9ErCn7w
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frente! - Bizarre Love Triangle (Jun 3, 2006) Length: 1:56 - Category: Music - 6,758,413 views views - 25,257 likes (97.7%), 592 dislikes (2.3%)
38:00 <Sunbeam> i'm snotty lol
38:00 <TheRon> A FAVE OF MINE
38:00 <Kynetic> hayfever?
38:00 <Sunbeam> nahhh a cold
39:00 <Kynetic> typical .. just as its starting to warm up over there
39:00 <nothing> Accidentally Kelvera Street
39:00 <Sunbeam> hey i prefer it cold
39:00 <Kynetic> good ol' frente
39:00 <nothing> Are you part penguin Sunbeam ?
39:00 <Sunbeam> one of our service users at work ...decided they'd share their germs
40:00 <Sunbeam> not at all nothing
40:00 <Kynetic> sharing is caring they say
40:00 <nothing> Aww, could be cool though.
40:00 <Sunbeam> i just prefer to work up my own sweats than sweat for no reason
40:00 <Kynetic> haha
40:00 <Kynetic> nice
40:00 <Kynetic> more time off work for me!
40:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: ever heard accidently kelly street?
41:00 <Sunbeam> no TheRon
41:00 <Kynetic> accidentally kelly street where friends and strangers sometimes meet
41:00 <nothing> and if you walk real slowly you can here the.. 
41:00 <TheRon> well
41:00 <nothing> some breatheee
41:00 <nothing> i can't remember the words. 
41:00 <Kynetic> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdJYrkra0nk
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frente! - Accidently Kelly Street (Jan 19, 2011) Length: 3:18 - Category: Music - 321,004 views views - 1,111 likes (95.4%), 53 dislikes (4.6%)
42:00 <TheRon> TY
42:00 <nothing> "groove is in the heeeeeeaaaaaaaaa-ah-ah-ah-arttt"
42:00 <Kynetic> pretty sure they were all taking acid
42:00 <TheRon> great track
42:00 <Sunbeam> Deee-Lite
42:00 <Epi> nothing she was smokin hot back  inthe day
43:00 <TheRon> another beer?
43:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: if i said farnesy??
44:00 <TheRon> or barnesy?
44:00 <Sunbeam> no idea
45:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=when+something+is+wrong+with+my+baby+jimmy+barnes
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
46:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvPw8EVY3rc
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Barnes - When Something Is Wrong With My Baby (Apr 5, 2010) Length: 4:59 - Category: Music - 414,102 views views - 1,717 likes (97%), 54 dislikes (3%)
46:00 <TheRon> barnesy and farnsy
50:00 <kinda_boringmale> evening all
50:00 <Sunbeam> hi kinda_boringmale
50:00 <b1rd> sup boe
50:00 <b1rd> props
51:00 <Nice1> heh
51:00 <kinda_boringmale> hi Sunbeam how are ya
51:00 <b1rd> is that you Goldspade!?
51:00 <b1rd> loool
51:00 <lisa> kinda_boringmale: i'm never going to respond to your pm's, so you can just give up mate
51:00 <b1rd> pedo from Rockingham
51:00 <lisa> thx
51:00 <lisa> :)
51:00 <Nice1> almost seems kind of an insult
52:00 <nothing> LOLL
52:00 <nothing> Kinda boring.
52:00 <b1rd> looool
52:00 <b1rd> just kinda
52:00 <nothing> you kidding me ?
52:00 <b1rd> not full blown boring
52:00 <nothing> Why not Happy_fun_guy ?
52:00 <b1rd> yehh!
53:00 <b1rd> speak up kinda_boringmale 
53:00 <nothing> Probs get slight bit more poontang.
53:00 <kinda_boringmale> my bad
53:00 <b1rd> props regardless tho
53:00 <nothing> yeh,
53:00 <lisa> happy to chat in channel however
54:00 <Nice1> b1rd do you ever think one day you could end up like breaker
54:00 <lisa> pm is for ppl i know
54:00 <nothing> woohooo, almost happy hour!@
54:00 <lisa> happy hour has begun here
54:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
54:00 <lisa> tomorrow my dog has spinal surgery
54:00 <Nice1> sam fox
54:00 <nothing> Cheers lisa!#
54:00 <nothing> Omfg
54:00 <lisa> please send all good healing vibes my way
55:00 <lisa> cheers nothing
55:00 <Nice1> samantha fox 
55:00 <lisa> ty :)
55:00 <nothing> Anytime :D
55:00 <Nice1> touch me
55:00 <Lumeah> Aww 
55:00 <b1rd> Nice1, what's so bad about breakers life?
55:00 <Lumeah> Good luck puppy
55:00 <b1rd> top bloke
55:00 <Nice1> everything
55:00 <b1rd> awww cheer up lisa 
55:00 <lisa> thanks lumies
55:00 <Nice1> im guessing
55:00 <b1rd> lool
55:00 <b1rd> poor pup
55:00 <lisa> 90% success rate, so should be ok
55:00 <b1rd> goood
55:00 <lisa> but there's always a risk
55:00 <lisa> etc
56:00 <b1rd> even minor surgery i freak out when me dog goes in
56:00 <nothing> w00t.
56:00 <b1rd> yay iron maiden
56:00 <lisa> yeah b1rd it's pretty major
56:00 <nothing> Best band!@
56:00 <lisa> (i've taken you off ignore!)
56:00 <b1rd> yay
56:00 <Nice1> heh
56:00 <b1rd> Nice1, end up like breaker?
56:00 <b1rd> please elaborate.
57:00 <lisa> let's not fight
57:00 <b1rd> narr just interested
57:00 <lisa> k
57:00 <Nice1> nahh
57:00 <b1rd> what did you mean by that Nice1 ?
57:00 <nothing> I also hope you're not mad at me from the other day lisa
57:00 <Nice1> it will only cause problems
57:00 <nothing> Was just making point.
57:00 <lisa> nothing: mad about what bud
57:00 <nothing> (:
57:00 <lisa> not at all
57:00 <tozza> hi lisa
57:00 <nothing> yayzies
57:00 <b1rd> breaker is a good man.
57:00 <lisa> hey tom
57:00 <b1rd> misunderstood.
57:00 <b1rd> honourable Man.
57:00 <tozza> hows it goin
57:00 <Nice1> like a hole in the head
57:00 <lisa> you at work?
58:00 <b1rd> no.
58:00 <nothing> the b1rd is misunderstood
58:00 <b1rd> He's a man of Honour.
58:00 <tozza> nah came home for abit
58:00 <b1rd> yes
58:00 <lisa> oh ok
58:00 <lisa> my hound has his surgery tomorrow
58:00 <tozza> i will be back there shortly
58:00 <nothing> Dw, same here.
58:00 <nothing> :D
58:00 <tozza> ohh
58:00 <tozza> good luck too him
58:00 <lisa> well 99% sure, recheck in the morning which will most likely lead to surgery
58:00 <b1rd> prayers for ya pup lisa 
58:00 <lisa> thank you
58:00 <b1rd> :)
58:00 <lisa> it's a specialist hospital so should be ok
59:00 <b1rd> will be 
59:00 <lisa> but you know, i know too much
59:00 <b1rd> yehhh
59:00 <nothing> ho ho
59:00 <lisa> so know all the things that can go wrong heh
59:00 <b1rd> would make it harder
59:00 <nothing> Not you again stapler.
59:00 <tozza> lol yeh
59:00 <stapler> hi all
59:00 <tozza> stapler queen?
59:00 <lisa> hi stapler
59:00 <lisa> welcome
59:00 <stapler> thanks lisa
00:00 <nothing> Hairspray Queen ?
00:00 <stapler> lol @ nothing
00:00 <lisa> tozza: beer #2
00:00 <tozza> hehe nice lisa
00:00 <nothing> I know your secret stapler.
00:00 <paperclip> :P
00:00 <nothing> you can't hide from me.
00:00 <b1rd> Disclose!
00:00 <b1rd> lool
01:00 <Glenn> At least a paperclip is not as sharp as a staple :P
01:00 <lisa> tozza could never be called sharp
01:00 <Glenn> That's better. :)
01:00 <lisa> as much as i love him
01:00 <tozza> LOL
01:00 <Glenn> :P~~~~
01:00 <tozza> thanks .. i think
01:00 <Glenn> He's all yours lisa!
01:00 <nothing> b1rd: the secret ?
02:00 <b1rd> dw 
02:00 <tozza> "there is no spoon"
02:00 <lisa> matrix
02:00 <tozza> correct
02:00 <b1rd> lol matrix
02:00 <b1rd> red or blue pill?
02:00 <b1rd> me red
02:00 <nothing> Lolll
02:00 <tozza> ill stick to the beer thanks
02:00 <b1rd> :)
02:00 <lisa> same
02:00 <nothing> blyke took both
02:00 <b1rd> yay red pill fwend
02:00 <lisa> no pills here
02:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFLLLFLFLLF
03:00 <b1rd> no wonder he's like he is
03:00 <nothing> messed him up reall good.
03:00 <b1rd> fuckkk blyke
03:00 <lisa> blyke is ok
03:00 <b1rd> greed much
03:00 <lisa> be nice
03:00 <b1rd> yeah
03:00 <lisa> he's harmless
03:00 <b1rd> true
03:00 <nothing> He's alright, when he is not abusing me for no reason.
03:00 <b1rd> wish he'd clean up tho
03:00 <lisa> some ppl only have irc
03:00 <lisa> you have to consider that
03:00 <b1rd> yeah like me
04:00 <b1rd> :)
04:00 <nothing> feeling philsophical today.
04:00 <lisa> i used to be in this channel on efnet called #depression
04:00 <lisa> some of the ppl there are still there 20 years later
04:00 <tozza> i remember you saying that
04:00 <lisa> they have nothing and no one else
04:00 <lisa> it's crazy
04:00 <nothing> yeah, i'm a bit like that. 
04:00 <tozza> trying too eat a sunny boy now that crazy
04:00 <lisa> so you put up with them because of that
04:00 <nothing> Or maybe they killed themselves and forgot to log out.
05:00 <lisa> nah they talk
05:00 <nothing> nahhh jks. 
05:00 <lisa> some have though
05:00 <nothing> I suffer chronic depression.
05:00 <nothing> Dw, i know exactly what it is like.
05:00 <lisa> well i started a #depression on here but no takers so far lol
05:00 <tozza> LOL
05:00 <lisa> i think everyone has it at some stage or another, whether they know/admit it or not
05:00 <b1rd> They say they a man but they fuckin' reveal snakes
05:00 <b1rd> That's when you put 'em in a truck with their grill taped
05:00 <b1rd> Rip in reverse then run into a steel gate
05:00 <b1rd> I'm a suicide driver, never been a liar
05:00 <b1rd> If I don't kill you later, I'mma kill you Mañana
06:00 <nothing> rap music ?
06:00 <b1rd> hipppy hop
06:00 <nothing> dank beats ?
06:00 <b1rd> ummm jedi mind tricks
06:00 <nothing> Ahh cool.
06:00 <b1rd> song called seven
06:00 <nothing> Never heard much of.
06:00 <Raichu> b1rd: Why don't you answer the phone?
06:00 <Raichu> b1rd: What are you afraid of son?
06:00 <nothing> I'm not Huge opn hip hop, but i love Wu-Tang
06:00 <b1rd> pretty out there some of it
06:00 <b1rd> lol
07:00 <b1rd> wu tang ok yeh
07:00 <nothing> loooooove the wu
07:00 <nothing> Wicked as fuck beats.
07:00 <b1rd> true
07:00 <tozza> TERAZ
07:00 <tozza> TEARZ
07:00 <tozza> good track
08:00 <b1rd> good driving music the wu tang
08:00 <nothing> but i get a bit sick of the shit talking they do in hip hop.
08:00 <nothing> Like i'm the sickest this and that rah rah 
08:00 <b1rd> some yehh
08:00 <nothing> i rape your gf blah blah
08:00 <b1rd> some of em are for real tho
08:00 <nothing> Stupid.
08:00 <deadpandadolls> that's black people for ya
08:00 <b1rd> lived experience
08:00 <b1rd> lol deadpandadolls 
08:00 <lisa> yeah i can't stand that shit
08:00 <deadpandadolls> then you get faggots like Action Bronson
09:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd wheres ya carrot at?
09:00 <nothing> Wu tang nice though
09:00 <lisa> i like real music with guitars and drums
09:00 <lisa> and songwriting
09:00 <b1rd> im funny with music.
09:00 <b1rd> depends on mood
09:00 <nothing> same.
09:00 <tozza> yeh thats artists not performers 
09:00 <lisa> true
09:00 <b1rd> rock n roll one day, metal next, hip hop next lol
09:00 <tozza> altho freddy was all that and a performer
09:00 <nothing> yeah same dude..
10:00 <nothing> Sometimes i listen to some hardcore metal and it makes me heaps angry 
10:00 <lisa> freddie mercury?
10:00 <b1rd> "too powerful for painkillers, on the concrete jungle we wallk"
10:00 <tozza> yeh lisa
10:00 <nothing> FMC
10:00 <b1rd> sick with a canibal smirk
10:00 <b1rd> cannibal
10:00 <tozza> with his powerful on stage performances and his ability to write and perform his work 
11:00 <tozza> well in my opinion anyway
11:00 <lisa> yeah he was a one in a million for sure
11:00 <nothing> give you a powerful performance in the toilets too tozza 
11:00 <nothing> Powerful rimjob
11:00 <nothing> Heheheheh
11:00 <lisa> hey now
11:00 <tozza> thats george michael
11:00 <lisa> so would 99% of straight male musicians
11:00 <nothing> Hell, i'd consider it lisa
11:00 <tozza> LOL
11:00 <lisa> so don't be unfair just because he was gay
11:00 <nothing> I'm not.
12:00 <nothing> :)))
12:00 <lisa> ive seen things
12:00 <tozza> i like elton john too
12:00 <lisa> that people do who are 'married' and 'committed'
12:00 <nothing> I just wanted to somewhow bring rimming to the convo
12:00 <lisa> would curl your hair
12:00 <nothing> Sorry.
12:00 <nothing> My hair is already curly.
12:00 <nothing> Maybe i have seen already.
12:00 <nothing> ;)
12:00 <lisa> maybe
12:00 <lisa> doubtful
12:00 <lisa> add cocaine, and....
12:00 <lisa> fuck.
13:00 <lisa> good times in LA.
13:00 <tozza> :(
13:00 <tozza> you've lived
13:00 <nothing> *shuts his mouth*
13:00 <nothing> you win.
13:00 <lisa> heh
13:00 <nothing> Now now don;t gloat. 
13:00 <lisa> just sayin
13:00 <nothing> Nobody likes a boaster
13:00 <lisa> now i'm a hermit on a farm, so
13:00 <nothing> (:
14:00 <nothing> Good.
14:00 <lisa> it's all relative
14:00 <tozza> i love my 4 slive toaster
14:00 <nothing> Repaying your debts to society
14:00 <b1rd> best life
14:00 <lisa> something like that
14:00 <b1rd> 99 percent of ppl out there are dickwads anyway
14:00 <nothing> For your decadent lifestyle
14:00 <lisa> although there's a rumour they may tour here next year
14:00 <lisa> if so, all bets are off lol
14:00 <nothing> Wh is they ?
14:00 <lisa> live
14:00 <nothing> ohhhh.
14:00 <nothing> COol.
15:00 <nothing> Never seen.
15:00 <nothing> Hook up ?
15:00 <lisa> worth seeing for sure
15:00 <lisa> nah
15:00 <lisa> not anymore
15:00 <lisa> ;)
15:00 <nothing> Liar.
15:00 <nothing> Hahah.
15:00 <lisa> wait do you mean me personally hook up or hook you up for tickets lol
15:00 <lisa> hahahha
15:00 <nothing> The latter mate
15:00 <nothing> Jesus
16:00 <nothing> Keep your pants on
16:00 <lisa> oh lol
16:00 <nothing> ;)))
16:00 <lisa> then perhaps!
16:00 <tozza> ok back to work 
16:00 <lisa> it involves communicating with my ex-husband, but luckily we're still mates
16:00 <tozza> i had a arguemnt with someone i think ive had enough time to cool down
16:00 <nothing> Sweet as.
16:00 <lisa> who tozza
16:00 <b1rd> belt him tozza !
16:00 <b1rd> Lol
16:00 <nothing> You ok Tozza?
17:00 <b1rd> b1rd come off him
17:00 <nothing> Fucking gutter stomp that dog.
17:00 <b1rd> mates rates
17:00 <b1rd> shifty as, in and out
17:00 <b1rd> ?
17:00 <tozza> this stuod idiot printed something for 45 mins on the wrong setting and i go ali is that ment for gloss he said i dont know you just sent it over i said did you look at the work ticket he go NO im like THEN WHY ARE YOU PRINTING IT
17:00 <b1rd> ohh
17:00 <tozza> he goes DONT YOU YELL AT ME YOU SENT ME JOB
17:00 <nothing> What a stooge
17:00 <lisa> was it spanish
17:00 <b1rd> slap him one
17:00 <tozza> i go yeh what with your fucking eyes closed u just print anything do you?
18:00 <tozza> he has done this to me before
18:00 <nothing> for 45 minutes
18:00 <b1rd> how much stock he waste?
18:00 <b1rd> make him pay
18:00 <lisa> (well done, right to)
18:00 <lisa> :D
18:00 <tozza> printed 2 hours worth of something n goes oh to, im printing something i dont have the job sheet and its not in the system i said TGHEN WHY ARE YOU PRINTING IT
18:00 <b1rd> jeeez
18:00 <tozza> about 20m b1rd 
18:00 <b1rd> lol reminds me of fucking up at laser cutting place
18:00 <b1rd> fk
19:00 <b1rd> can be expensives
19:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd talks shit
19:00 <b1rd> i've had many jobs KickOutTheJams 
19:00 <b1rd> jus coz you're unemployed son
19:00 <nothing> I didn't lose my job, i gave it away to some who needed it more.
19:00 <KickOutTheJams> speak up b1rd
19:00 <nothing> I'm charitable.
19:00 <b1rd> good man nothing 
19:00 <nothing> yes!
19:00 <nothing> Money is the devil
20:00 <b1rd> true
20:00 <b1rd> esp in form of cash
20:00 <nothing> No money, no problems.
20:00 <tozza> lol no lisa it wasnt spanish
20:00 <b1rd> get 100 grand cash
20:00 <b1rd> and watch what happens
20:00 <b1rd> funny experient
20:00 <b1rd> :)
20:00 <lisa> haha ok just checkin :D
20:00 <lisa> where's he been anyway
20:00 <b1rd> it turns EVERYONE against ya
20:00 <b1rd> not keen to hold money again 
21:00 <nothing> Money, is what makes a man funny.
21:00 <b1rd> better offshore if u got it
21:00 <b1rd> i was ok np
21:00 <tozza> lisa unsure he has had abit of work on 
21:00 <lisa> if you don't tell anyone you're ok though
21:00 <b1rd> can hang onto it easy
21:00 <b1rd> ppl around me but...
21:00 <lisa> ok well tell him he's missed
21:00 <tozza> unlike my machines where i can set and chat he sort of cant
21:00 <stapler> b1rd why does everyone turn against you if you have 100k???
21:00 <tozza> 10 - 4
21:00 <lisa> like me at work heh
21:00 <lisa> i can't irc
21:00 <nothing> I not good with money
22:00 <lisa> doing cpr etc lol
22:00 <b1rd> coz the smell of cash
22:00 <b1rd> makes em narrsty
22:00 <tozza> prob a good thing ok bbs
22:00 <lisa> hurry back tozza
22:00 <lisa> <3
22:00 <stapler> you mean physical $$ or money in a bank account? or both
22:00 <b1rd> yeh
22:00 <b1rd> nar fuck the bank
22:00 <b1rd> lool
22:00 <stapler> best just to have it then dont tell anyone yeah?
22:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOLLLL
22:00 <b1rd> didnt care
22:00 <tozza> :) 
22:00 <b1rd> nobody took any
22:00 <b1rd> but their behavior
22:00 <b1rd> lol funny to watch
22:00 <KickOutTheJams> you were just saying put the money in off shore accounrs b1rd
22:00 <stapler> jealous?
22:00 <nothing> What is money?
22:00 <nothing> Money is what makes a man act funny
23:00 <nothing> Money is the root of all evil
23:00 <nothing> Money'll make them same friends come back around
23:00 <KickOutTheJams> now you saying fuck the banks
23:00 <b1rd> no i was not, KickOutTheJams 
23:00 <b1rd> get my words straight cunt
23:00 <KickOutTheJams> Yes you did b1rd
23:00 <b1rd> yeah exactly fuck the banks
23:00 <stapler> best just to have it then dont tell anyone yeah
23:00 <Pokerchu> His application for a new keycard got declined
23:00 <KickOutTheJams> Just like you claimed to be in the army
23:00 <b1rd> my money is tied up in hotels and shit son
23:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLL
23:00 <KickOutTheJams> No it isn;t
23:00 <b1rd> for kids if i ever pump any out
23:00 <b1rd> yes it is son
23:00 <stapler> hotels???
23:00 <b1rd> i know it hurts you KickOutTheJams 
23:00 <KickOutTheJams> No is isnt old man
23:00 <b1rd> yes it is
24:00 <b1rd> want to see?
24:00 <KickOutTheJams> speak up b1rd
24:00 <stapler> yep
24:00 <KickOutTheJams> Sire
24:00 <KickOutTheJams> sure
24:00 <stapler> listed property trust?
24:00 <KickOutTheJams> Show us evidence
24:00 <b1rd> no comments
24:00 <lisa> yes stapler agreed
24:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLL
24:00 <Pokerchu> This will be good
24:00 <b1rd> chinks manage it for me
24:00 <KickOutTheJams> Proof?
24:00 <stapler> thanks lisa
24:00 <KickOutTheJams> I dont believe you b1rd
24:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLL
25:00 <b1rd> you're a fool KickOutTheJams 
25:00 <b1rd> I don't care what you think or more correctly, Don't think.
25:00 <b1rd> :)
25:00 <Pokerchu> You're a bullshit artist
25:00 <b1rd> oh?
25:00 <KickOutTheJams> Where is the evidence you promised us?
25:00 <stapler> wb nothing
25:00 <nothing> right 5 lines 
25:00 <nothing> got it
25:00 <lisa> wb buddy
25:00 <Pokerchu> Can't proove a lie KickOutTheJams
25:00 <nothing> thankyou stapler and tozza <3
25:00 <lisa> it wasn't the same without you
25:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOOLO
25:00 <nothing> It never is.
25:00 <KickOutTheJams> true
25:00 <nothing> Awww, you guys. 
25:00 <stapler> <3 nothing
26:00 <KickOutTheJams> speak up b1rd
26:00 <lisa> ok food
26:00 <nothing> sweethearts.
26:00 <lisa> bbs
26:00 <b1rd> you ok KickOutTheJams ?
26:00 <b1rd> ok lisa enjoy
26:00 <stapler> bbs work
26:00 <b1rd> is it not true that you are a bitter twisted Alcoholic with terminal liver disease and alcohol induced brain damage, KickOutTheJams ?
27:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd speak up
27:00 <KickOutTheJams> Where is your evidence?
27:00 <nothing> Bwahahah
27:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
28:00 <b1rd> yeah sure m8
28:00 <b1rd> enjoy your pitiful existence till you die of liver cancer MickTaylor 
28:00 <b1rd> :))
28:00 <b1rd> lost another house on the pokies son?
28:00 <MickTaylor> You seem bitter b1rd
28:00 <nothing> lolll
28:00 <MickTaylor> Has a nerve been hit?
28:00 <MickTaylor> Another lie exposed?
29:00 <b1rd> nar I am grinning widely at your pathetic attempts 
29:00 <b1rd> anything else, be creative perhaps?
30:00 <KickOutTheJams> Still not answering the phone b1rd?
30:00 <KickOutTheJams> phobia/
31:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y14clTsFIi8
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The triple j Textline (Mar 14, 2017) Length: 3:16 - Category: Entertainment - 3,924 views views - 310 likes (96.6%), 11 dislikes (3.4%)
31:00 <b1rd> I only answer phone for ppl i know In real life son
32:00 <KickOutTheJams> What else you got b1rd?
32:00 <b1rd> not random fail trolls off da irc
32:00 <b1rd> what you got son?
32:00 <b1rd> nuffin ay
32:00 <b1rd> your life is empty
32:00 <b1rd> which is why you attack woman online.
32:00 <b1rd> facts confirmed
32:00 <KickOutTheJams> You wanna talk about it?
32:00 <nothing> lolll.
32:00 <KickOutTheJams> I dont attack women online, b1rd
32:00 <nothing> R U OK KickOutTheJams ?
32:00 <b1rd> I think you need a slap down KickOutTheJams 
32:00 <KickOutTheJams> Lumeah is not a woman
32:00 <b1rd> to teach you some respect for Women.
33:00 <KickOutTheJams> Ill take this dance b1rd
33:00 <b1rd> HEY CUNT?
33:00 <b1rd> WHAT DID YOU SAY DOG?
33:00 <nothing> tsk tsk
33:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ b1rd
33:00 <b1rd> speak up you low maggot
33:00 <MickTaylor> Temper temper
33:00 <KickOutTheJams> You wanna talk about it b1rd?
33:00 <b1rd> come at me in your 2002 model HSD lookalike
33:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
33:00 <KickOutTheJams> Answer the damn phone
34:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOLOLOL
34:00 <b1rd> unshaven bitch
34:00 <MickTaylor> HSD?
34:00 <b1rd> V
34:00 <b1rd> fgt
34:00 <b1rd> d=v dumb cunt
34:00 <b1rd> bogan idiot
34:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOLLLL
34:00 <MickTaylor> d=d and v=v
34:00 <MickTaylor> Free tip
34:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Got D on the mind mate?
35:00 <b1rd> speak up MickTaylor 
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok back
35:00 <b1rd> closet faggot
36:00 <MickTaylor> You seem angry
36:00 <MickTaylor> Maybe you need a joint
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Me?
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No thanks
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beer be good
36:00 <b1rd> i'll pass 
36:00 <b1rd> yes beer for me
37:00 <Lumeah> No
37:00 <MickTaylor> Not you tozza[Mobile] lol
37:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd
37:00 <Lumeah> Bad b1rd 
37:00 <b1rd> no beer
37:00 <b1rd> just agreeing for sake of irc Lumeah 
37:00 <Lumeah> Nope
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol i was before from incompetent conworkers
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Co
38:00 <b1rd> gunna have coffee 
38:00 <b1rd> want one luv?
38:00 <MickTaylor> lol fun times
38:00 <Lumeah> Yes please! 
38:00 <b1rd> yay
38:00 <b1rd> i make now
38:00 <Lumeah> Cools
38:00 <b1rd> got no milks left tho, cbf goin out lool
38:00 <b1rd> black ok?
38:00 <Lumeah> *excited 
38:00 <Lumeah> Yeah 
38:00 <b1rd> nice coffee but
38:00 <b1rd> kk
38:00 <b1rd> brb
38:00 <MickTaylor> Can't afford milk*
38:00 <Lumeah> Buy the long life 
38:00 <b1rd> behave while I'm gone 12 year old MickTaylor 
38:00 <b1rd> yeahh should
39:00 <Lumeah> Stick 6 in cupboard 
39:00 <b1rd> best as that stuff
39:00 <Lumeah> 99c from iga
39:00 <Lumeah> Yu
39:00 <b1rd> lol i go get milk at 4:30 am sometimes
39:00 <Lumeah> Never run out
39:00 <b1rd> neighbours must love me
39:00 <Lumeah> Lol
39:00 <b1rd> becomes a pattern
39:00 <b1rd> LOL
39:00 <b1rd> mental notes made
39:00 <b1rd> long life milks
39:00 <MickTaylor> Lumeah knows how it works
40:00 <MickTaylor> Long life is good value
40:00 <Lumeah> Tricks mate 
40:00 <Lumeah> Is ahy
40:00 <MickTaylor> Lumeah: Whatcha do for work hun?
40:00 <Lumeah> But they took a2 milk away.. 
40:00 <Lumeah> Asholes
40:00 <MickTaylor> Why?
40:00 <b1rd> stop asking for deetz MickTaylor 
40:00 <b1rd> you've now been warned
40:00 <Lumeah> I dunno 
40:00 <B1rdShit> Bird shit
41:00 <b1rd> you're a dangerous stalker and rapist
41:00 <MickTaylor> Suck me b1rd
41:00 <b1rd> we all know it.
41:00 <B1rdShit> I am b1rd shit
41:00 <MickTaylor> You little faggot
41:00 <b1rd> no thanks MickTaylor 
41:00 <b1rd> not gay
41:00 <MickTaylor> Bullshit
41:00 <B1rdShit> B1rd sh1t
41:00 <b1rd> yeah be careful Lumeah, he's a rapist and stalker.
41:00 <b1rd> been to jail for choking a woman
41:00 <Lumeah> Ok
41:00 <b1rd> just got out
41:00 <b1rd> cools brb kettle 
41:00 <MickTaylor> Lumeah is a much more respectable person than b1rd
41:00 <mrwuf> Hi I'm having a bad day and feeling really sad/angry and would like to join in here but I don't know how to start really, should I just say cuss words
41:00 <MickTaylor> At least she works
41:00 <Lumeah> Oh was he the taker? 
41:00 <b1rd> don't play nice MickTaylor 
42:00 <b1rd> you're a snake
42:00 <b1rd> admit it
42:00 <MickTaylor> Just stating facts mate
42:00 <b1rd> you and facts in same sentence...
42:00 <B1rdShit> B1rd
42:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
42:00 <b1rd> fucking dog cunt
42:00 <b1rd> you're a maggot
42:00 <B1rdShit> B1rd fgt
42:00 <Lumeah> Get dicked in jail mate? 
42:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Please provide me with a copy of my criminal record
42:00 <B1rdShit> B1rd shit
42:00 <mrwuf> baboon butt lipsticks and butt hole breath
42:00 <MickTaylor> I wish to see it
42:00 <b1rd> yay another fan!
42:00 <b1rd> greetings loopdog
42:00 <b1rd> he did Lumeah !
42:00 <b1rd> lool
42:00 <B1rdShit> B1rd is a shit faced cunt
42:00 <Glenn> He dropped the soap :P
43:00 <b1rd> lol Glenn 
43:00 <MickTaylor> Sorry to ruin your wank fantasy b1rd
43:00 <Lumeah> Oops
43:00 <MickTaylor> But I've never done time mate
43:00 <b1rd> you have
43:00 <b1rd> longbay 
43:00 <B1rdShit> B1rd when was the last time that somebody shit on your face?
43:00 <b1rd> I have it on good authority that you're trash these days
43:00 <b1rd> I was told by the Great Ginger Army
43:00 <Lumeah> Did it make u cum MickTaylor? 
43:00 <b1rd> that MickTaylor is now dirty
43:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL Lumeah 
43:00 <MickTaylor> LOL breaker?
44:00 <b1rd> nup, another ginge
44:00 <b1rd> a very powerful man
44:00 <MickTaylor> Lumeah: Did what make me cum babe?
44:00 <MickTaylor> You did, yes
44:00 <darkthrone1> gday
44:00 <MickTaylor> Multiple times.
44:00 <b1rd> no names in this case..
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup throne
44:00 <Lumeah> Being dicked in the arse 
44:00 <b1rd> too much respect for him
44:00 <darkthrone1> hello
44:00 <b1rd> he not some IRC faggot
44:00 <b1rd> lollllllll
44:00 <b1rd> truth revealed about MickTaylor 
45:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Is it true your mail order bride made you leave your non expired keycard home?
45:00 <b1rd> Longbay bitch
45:00 <b1rd> is that all you got son?
45:00 <b1rd> step up ya game
45:00 <mrwuf> cat morning breath overlaid microwave tuna smells waft viciously from ur body
45:00 <B1rdShit> B1rd ahit
45:00 <b1rd> approach me in real life son
45:00 <b1rd> then we'll talk
45:00 <b1rd> :)
45:00 <B1rdShit> B1rd is a cunt
45:00 <MickTaylor> I offered to meet you at Skyways
45:00 <MickTaylor> But you were too scared.
45:00 <b1rd> hi loops
45:00 <MickTaylor> :)
45:00 <b1rd> ice comedown hard tonight?
45:00 <b1rd> maybe go sell ya dirty cunt for more?
45:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
46:00 <b1rd> LOL skyways
46:00 <b1rd> with ya road working mates
46:00 <b1rd> fuck off son
46:00 <MickTaylor> The b1rd is rattled hard tonight
46:00 <b1rd> you meet me out bush champ
46:00 <b1rd> me n u
46:00 <b1rd> none of ya fgt alco mates
46:00 <B1rdShit> I'm off to skyways myself 
46:00 <b1rd> think i'm fkn dumb ?
46:00 <MickTaylor> Yup :)
46:00 <b1rd> yeh lose ya house mate
46:00 <b1rd> enjoy
46:00 <B1rdShit> You gonna be there bird shit?
46:00 <b1rd> MickTaylor, you meet me out bush
46:00 <b1rd> then we'll see who the real man
46:00 <tobor> hi
46:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd is too weak 
46:00 <B1rdShit> B1rd sh1t
47:00 <MickTaylor> Won't even accept a meeting he requested
47:00 <B1rdShit> Skyways babe
47:00 <b1rd> on my terms son
47:00 <b1rd> I would not lower myself to attend such a ghastly establishment
47:00 <MickTaylor> Bullshit
47:00 <b1rd> come out bush a bit if you can afford petrol for you inefficient V8 bogan mobile.
48:00 <b1rd> ???
48:00 <b1rd> now.
48:00 <MickTaylor> I've seen you there before. :)
48:00 <B1rdShit> Lumies was mine until the home wreckers b1rd shit 
48:00 <b1rd> come on
48:00 <b1rd> nar thats breaker
48:00 <b1rd> we look almost identical
48:00 <b1rd> he gets around
48:00 <b1rd> lumeah is with me son
48:00 <b1rd> deal with it.
48:00 <MickTaylor> You have a face that looks like a smashed in brick job too?
48:00 <Lumeah> I was nones son
48:00 <b1rd> yeh
48:00 <b1rd> MickTaylor, son.
49:00 <b1rd> come meet me out of the city a bit
49:00 <b1rd> then we'll talk man to man.
49:00 <MickTaylor> Lumeah: Please accept my friend request on FB hun
49:00 <b1rd> get it out of your system.
49:00 <Lumeah> No. 
49:00 <MickTaylor> We have much to discuss
49:00 <b1rd> stop the stalking MickTaylor 
49:00 <MickTaylor> :)
49:00 <b1rd> the lady has said No.
49:00 <b1rd> no means no.
49:00 <b1rd> name a place
49:00 <b1rd> brb google maps
50:00 <mrwuf> http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/dan-murphys-to-remove-crown-lager-from-their-premium-beer-section/
50:00 <b1rd> shit beer anyway
51:00 <b1rd> alpine national park?
51:00 <b1rd> good for you son?
51:00 <b1rd> falls creek?
51:00 <b1rd> come out a bit
51:00 <b1rd> fkn city meetups
52:00 <mrwuf> meet 2 at public toilets outside adelaide park 
52:00 <mrwuf> look 4 guy with huge pulsating smile 
52:00 <b1rd> yep
53:00 <mrwuf> pleasantly intense eye contact, thats me come up n shake my hand - if u got the balls
53:00 <b1rd> take ya sunnies off mrwuf 
53:00 <b1rd> so i can read you
53:00 <b1rd> :)
53:00 <b1rd> blue tinted bs sunnies all you guys wear
54:00 <b1rd> real men don't wear sunnies
54:00 <b1rd> props tho
54:00 <b1rd> no MickTaylor, me and you have much to discuss
54:00 <b1rd> Lumeah has said a very clear No to your many many advances.
54:00 <b1rd> respect it you rapist maggot
55:00 <mrwuf> I'd fite u but Im eating prawns with tartar sauce drinking a crownie and theres lsasange in the oven
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I wear "spotters" when fishing so the glare dosent blind me and so i can see deep in the water
55:00 <b1rd> well that's understandable tozza[Mobile] 
55:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd is furious
55:00 <MickTaylor> loolllllll
56:00 <b1rd> mrwuf wears spotters coz he's scared of our aircraft so has to constantly be on the lookout for our drones and other planes
56:00 <b1rd> weak
57:00 <mrwuf> I wear sun glasses so I can stare at the all ladies butts while I imagine their making me pumpkin scorns wearing nothing but an apron
58:00 <b1rd> secondary reason.
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Found a pic of spanish today in the news
59:00 <mrwuf> so hows ur day progressing 
59:00 <MickTaylor> loll
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/iexUvWBs/IMG_0767.JPG
59:00 <mrwuf> just like my mum used to bake me
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I knew he was a sick man
05:00 <darkthrone1> i saw a girl with lycra shorts today
05:00 <darkthrone1> women get to walk around in public in undies
05:00 <darkthrone1> seriously
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill tell spanish
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow bcf webpage is dangerous
06:00 <darkthrone1> they got some good stuff
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They have after pay
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :o
07:00 <Epi> http://imgur.com/gallery/hZR4Y
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> looks like this stradic is coming home with me
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/EroW0ylK/1489572489.JPG
08:00 <darkthrone1> snow lepard
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sierra actually
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wrDKj1A2/1489572569.JPG
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just a shitty computer at work
10:00 <b1rd> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))
11:00 <darkthrone1> 340 for a reel is stewp
12:00 <darkthrone1> it better be good
12:00 <b1rd> you ok MickTaylor ?
13:00 <MickTaylor> Yup
13:00 <MickTaylor> Just doing business. :)
13:00 <darkthrone1> wish winter come soon
13:00 <MickTaylor> Nah the warmth is awesome
14:00 <MickTaylor> So much more relaxing
14:00 <darkthrone1> does anyone know if my dec 2012 car is ok for uber?
14:00 <MickTaylor> What car?
14:00 <darkthrone1> its an i30 hatch
14:00 <MickTaylor> 4 door?
14:00 <darkthrone1> five if you include the hatch
15:00 <MickTaylor> Yup, they'll accept it
15:00 <darkthrone1> but its gotta be 5yrs or less something like that?
15:00 <darkthrone1> not sure if i need to upgrade soon after
16:00 <darkthrone1> my car is nearly 5yrs 
16:00 <mrwuf> I got a facial today it was pretty kool
16:00 <MickTaylor> 9
16:00 <mrwuf> darkthrone1 welcome to #i30 club
17:00 <mrwuf> best. cars. ever
17:00 <darkthrone1> oh okay yep its says 10yrs 
17:00 <mrwuf> no one ever gives those cars a second look cos they usually bought by hard working responsible adults Ha Ha
18:00 <mrwuf> police target commodores 
18:00 <darkthrone1> i like the imprezza too
18:00 <mrwuf> anything really old, or just anyone that gives them "the fear" look
18:00 <MickTaylor> They do
18:00 <darkthrone1> thats why cops drive commodores
19:00 <mrwuf> uber sounds like a great way to meet new people and have them throw up and vomit in ur car
19:00 <darkthrone1> yeah... but they try to make you act too professional imo
19:00 <darkthrone1> like youre a taxi.. when you are just a rideshare
20:00 <mrwuf> https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/34rjtu/uber_drivers_of_reddit_what_is_your_best_story_as/
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 9:16 PM <mrwuf> I got a facial today it was pretty kool
20:00 <darkthrone1> taxi drivers go through a lot of crap
20:00 <darkthrone1> but uber is more numbers 
20:00 <mrwuf> treat yo self
21:00 <MickTaylor> Taxi drivers only go thru shit if they are shitcunts to passengers
21:00 <MickTaylor> Fact
21:00 <mrwuf> ya taxi drivers always seem to be migrants or fair dinkum true blue aussies n no in-betweens
22:00 <darkthrone1> i mean .. they sit in that shit car 12hrs 
22:00 <darkthrone1> in the sun
24:00 <IRCStats> mIRCStats for #melbourne updated! See the #melbourne stats: http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
24:00 <mrwuf> maybe drunk ppl will buy u nuggets at mcdonalds 
25:00 <mrwuf> if u drive them thru the drive thru and do the talking
25:00 <mrwuf> also you should be aware that your insurance needs to be updated or informed if you do ride share because otherwise they'll use that as a reason to deny any claim you make
26:00 <darkthrone1> hm
26:00 <b1rd> you don't know shit MickTaylor 
26:00 <b1rd> you've never had a job.
26:00 <darkthrone1> im thinking of getting a vw caddy
26:00 <b1rd> facts
26:00 <darkthrone1> to live in it
26:00 <b1rd> bit small son
26:00 <b1rd> you seen em?
26:00 <mrwuf> pics darkthrone1 
27:00 <morgoth> wut you gonna buy a daihatsu and live in the back seat of it?
27:00 <darkthrone1> the maxi is ok i think
27:00 <b1rd> lol live in a van
27:00 <b1rd> yehh
27:00 <b1rd> you'd want a bigger one
27:00 <b1rd> nar, what u call it
27:00 <b1rd> transporter.
27:00 <b1rd> used to be called
27:00 <b1rd> at least.
27:00 <darkthrone1> yeah thats the larger one
28:00 <b1rd> get that
28:00 <morgoth> all you need is a van with a matress in the back
28:00 <b1rd> can't really 'live' in a van though
28:00 <b1rd> unless you like it rough lol
28:00 <darkthrone1> for 1 month i can
28:00 <morgoth> go touring
28:00 <darkthrone1> not prolonges
28:00 <b1rd> yehh
28:00 <b1rd> true
28:00 <b1rd> fair enough
29:00 <b1rd> for longer than that you want big campervan thing
29:00 <darkthrone1> yeah true
29:00 <b1rd> Mercedes vans are hell nice
29:00 <morty> buy one of these n live in the ocean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duIhn_M33B8
29:00 <morty> those vans look kinda conspicuous 
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fishing Fraser - Signature 650F (Jul 28, 2015) Length: 10:49 - Category: Travel & Events - 16,166 views views - 59 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <morgoth> like one of those brits australia vans?
29:00 <b1rd> diesel, all wheel drive
29:00 <morty> why not go a dual cab and do camping roaming thing, maybe buy dual cab + camper van
30:00 <darkthrone1> the fruit pickers do that
30:00 <b1rd> merc van with tinted thick ass windows
30:00 <b1rd> black
30:00 <morty> https://res.cloudinary.com/carsguide/image/upload/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto,t_cg_hero_large/v1/editorial/ford-ranger-2015-off-road-%2827%29.jpg
30:00 <b1rd> would be nice as
30:00 <b1rd> big wheels
30:00 <darkthrone1> i have a few places where i usually park
30:00 <morty> oh why not get your truck license and become a professional truck driver
30:00 <morty> you get to live inside the truck and make money at same time 
30:00 <darkthrone1> quiet places
31:00 <b1rd> fuck your back and legs up
31:00 <b1rd> truck driving
31:00 <b1rd> blood clots
31:00 <b1rd> yucky
31:00 <morgoth> better than my job
32:00 <b1rd> wb MickTaylor 
32:00 <b1rd> MiaOneness, rather
32:00 <b1rd> doesn't pay much unless you own ya rig
32:00 <b1rd> even then, its a hard life
32:00 <sluggz> Hey cuz
32:00 <b1rd> ay boe
32:00 <b1rd> wattup
32:00 <sluggz> What goes on boe
33:00 <b1rd> sfa
33:00 <sluggz> Just got back from sammies
33:00 <b1rd> gotta go out in a bit
33:00 <b1rd> ah yeah
33:00 <sluggz> Mercury ciders boe
33:00 <b1rd> ohh yeah
33:00 <b1rd> not so bad
33:00 <sluggz> Messy
33:00 <sluggz> Bit bad
33:00 <b1rd> something different
34:00 <sluggz> Yup mad
34:00 <sluggz> Where's blyke
34:00 <b1rd> he got ticky 
34:00 <b1rd> so he's passed out already i guess
34:00 <sluggz> He owes us cigs
35:00 <sluggz> That blyke cunt
35:00 <sluggz> :/
35:00 <nothing|afk> sluggz boe
35:00 <sluggz> G'day mate
36:00 <nothing> hows your day
36:00 <sluggz> How are ya
36:00 <sluggz> Good boe
36:00 <nothing> im beached az
36:00 <sluggz> Smashed AF lol
36:00 <sluggz> Need a bucket or a hose boe
36:00 <sluggz> I'm parched
36:00 <nothing> lol
36:00 <nothing> ye
36:00 <b1rd> mad as
36:00 <b1rd> :D
37:00 <sluggz> Props
37:00 <iBiZa> props
37:00 <sluggz> Props beached eh
37:00 <nothing> props az
37:00 <nothing> ye bro
37:00 <sluggz> Beached as boe
37:00 <sluggz> Mean as props our cuzzy
37:00 <tobor> mr partay himSELF
38:00 <partay> the fucking robot
38:00 <nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77UtEktuZsM
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beached Az - Samoan Rugby (Jun 23, 2011) Length: 1:07 - Category: Sports - 294,944 views views - 676 likes (97.7%), 16 dislikes (2.3%)
38:00 <partay> sluggz hows your bum for grubs
38:00 <nothing> must watch
38:00 <sluggz> Mad partgay
39:00 <partay> Kelevra assume the position
39:00 <sluggz> Mad props Grubbs
39:00 <partay> sluggz is it DSP day ?
39:00 <sluggz> Tomoz boe
40:00 <sluggz> I get 20l fruity lexia
40:00 <sluggz> Easy
40:00 <nothing> you at wfd today sluggz ?
40:00 <sluggz> Yes
40:00 <sluggz> Faggot
40:00 <partay> and your xanaz prescription filled
40:00 <nothing> Damn
40:00 <sluggz> Of course
40:00 <nothing> Soz boe
40:00 <nothing> that sucks
40:00 <sluggz> Zannies 
40:00 <sluggz> Best
40:00 <partay> what crackin with the robot?
41:00 <nothing> loll
41:00 <sluggz> Partgay you on the piss ?
42:00 <sluggz> You drunkard mutt
42:00 <nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxnMx8udjjY
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boozed as (Oct 24, 2010) Length: 2:53 - Category: Film & Animation - 72,393 views views - 97 likes (57.1%), 73 dislikes (42.9%)
42:00 <partay> nope
42:00 <partay> i dont drink during the week
42:00 <sluggz> Lies
42:00 <partay> no lies 
43:00 <nothing> wtf
43:00 <sluggz> Suboxone
43:00 <sluggz> ?
43:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY-o0Z2oXDQ
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Noiseworks. No lies. (Apr 2, 2011) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 136,469 views views - 588 likes (97.5%), 15 dislikes (2.5%)
43:00 <nothing> good song
43:00 <sluggz> Whack junkie
43:00 <b1rd> stay off the opiods
43:00 <b1rd> xanax bad enough lols
43:00 <sluggz> Sup b1rf
43:00 <sluggz> D
43:00 <sluggz> My bro
44:00 <b1rd> just biding my time
44:00 <sluggz> Cuzzy 
44:00 <b1rd> then job on later this morning
44:00 <sluggz> Yeah
44:00 <b1rd> fk all bro
44:00 <sluggz> Why?
44:00 <b1rd> sweet as
44:00 <sluggz> K
44:00 <b1rd> lil job on
45:00 <sluggz> Chur
45:00 <sluggz> Yeah
45:00 <sluggz> We should do skyways over boe!!!!
46:00 <b1rd> yehhh so jus chilling out
46:00 <b1rd> should hey
46:00 <sluggz> Weak
46:00 <b1rd> i don't drink but
46:00 <b1rd> loool
46:00 <sluggz> I've just shot up 2 points
46:00 <sluggz> Pure
46:00 <b1rd> nice bro
46:00 <b1rd> fkn oath
46:00 <b1rd> hit u ok?
46:00 <sluggz> Can't help it man
46:00 <b1rd> yeahh i know
46:00 <sluggz> Pure gear
46:00 <b1rd> lol
46:00 <b1rd> old habits die hard
46:00 <sluggz> :D
47:00 <sluggz> Lols
47:00 <b1rd> :)
47:00 <sluggz> Peaking hard cuzx
47:00 <b1rd> nice gear?
47:00 <b1rd> lollll
47:00 <b1rd> fkn oath cuz
47:00 <b1rd> tear up the town
47:00 <sluggz> Yeah proper shit boe
47:00 <sluggz> Hard out
47:00 <slower> fucken drug talk again
48:00 <b1rd> fkk yeah
48:00 <sluggz> Buzzing harrrdddd
48:00 <b1rd> oi slower 
48:00 <b1rd> have a shot slower 
48:00 <sluggz> Didn't mean it
48:00 <b1rd> weak dog
48:00 <sluggz> Just happened
48:00 <b1rd> work hard play hard i always say
48:00 <slower> weak  cunts
48:00 <b1rd> ;)
48:00 <b1rd> you're weak slower 
48:00 <b1rd> fkn pussy
48:00 <b1rd> Man up kid
48:00 <sluggz> Slower is girl gaysen
48:00 <b1rd> brb fone now
48:00 <sluggz> Lol
48:00 <sluggz> K boe
48:00 <slower> oooooo cant help it
48:00 <b1rd> austnets number one Girly Man
49:00 <sluggz> Ignore slower
49:00 <b1rd> fuck off slower 
49:00 <b1rd> you dunno shit
49:00 <slower> grow a fuckin will power
49:00 <sluggz> Lol girly man rofl
49:00 <b1rd> slow in the head...
49:00 <b1rd> pussy, scared of the steal slower 
49:00 <b1rd> fkn wanker
49:00 <b1rd> brb
49:00 <sluggz> Pwned
49:00 <b1rd>  ay
49:00 <sluggz> Yup
49:00 <sluggz> Cool boe
50:00 <sluggz> Churr my cousin
57:00 <Epi> fappening 3.0 just happened or something
57:00 <b1rd> Fap on son
57:00 <b1rd> Dun let me stop ya
57:00 <Epi> no need to tell me boss ^_^
58:00 <b1rd> Lol yer
58:00 <b1rd> All goods
58:00 <Epi> lets get this fap partay started
58:00 <b1rd> Fk yeah
58:00 <b1rd> Mmmmm
59:00 <b1rd> Pants off now
59:00 <b1rd> Lool
59:00 <morty> https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/mar/15/corporate-political-donations-are-state-sanctioned-bribery-richard-di-natale-says
59:00 <b1rd> :-]
59:00 <morty> can straight men join ur fab circle 2
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fap party lol
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Soggy biscuit
00:00 <morty> I'm typing w/ one hand 2 cos I'm eating wedges w/ sour cream n guarding against cat sneak attacks
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahah
01:00 <partay> ahhhh
02:00 <partay> *pats belly*
02:00 <partay> hey tozza[Mobile]
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gets clawed
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
02:00 <b1rd> Lool
02:00 <b1rd> Ohhh yeah
02:00 <partay> just chillin with willie
02:00 <b1rd> Feeling the pleasant tension
03:00 <b1rd> Relaxed more  ahh
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im on bcf website
05:00 <b1rd> Hehe
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And i just learnt it has a pay later option
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :o
07:00 <partay> tozza[Mobile] lower the limit on your cc now ! 
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
07:00 <morty> tozza some of the bcf stuff not cheap @ all
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Looking at a stradic ci4 reel
08:00 <morty> don't 4get 2 price eBay
09:00 <partay> yah some stuff i go to Kmart
09:00 <partay> bcf can be pricey
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its same price on evil bay
09:00 <partay> they need to pay for those ads somehow
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kmart near me has got rid of all its good stock now only has jarvis
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 1 use hooks i call them
10:00 <sluggz> Melton?
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Southland
10:00 <morty> stradic ci4 1000 is $249 on eBay and $319 ebay
10:00 <morty> soz 
11:00 <morty> http://www.bcf.com.au/Product/Stradic-CI4-FB-Spin-Reel/517744?isvariant=true
11:00 <morty> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Shimano-Stradic-Ci4-FB-Shimano-Spinning-Fishing-Reels-Brand-New-2016-/131889077899?
11:00 <MiaOneness> hello room
11:00 <b1rd> Hi
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb mia
11:00 <sluggz> Lols
11:00 <morty> save $50 bux n buy carton of brownies
11:00 <sluggz> Hi miagi
11:00 <MiaOneness> thankx
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont want the 1000 tho
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hows the day treating you
14:00 <sluggz> Hi miagi
14:00 <MiaOneness> who you speaking to toz
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You mia
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The 1000 to morty
14:00 <MiaOneness> im alright, just came back from the milkbar
14:00 <MiaOneness> went for my daily walk
14:00 <morty> just select which model they are all 4 sale, 1000, 2000, 3000, 4000
14:00 <morty> only buy from bcf when they on sale
15:00 <morty> unless u mr rich
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pay later but lol
16:00 <morty> in which case can u spot me $100 to help support my pilot program of fish catch n release
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its enticing
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I knows how to unzip my pants this website
16:00 <morty> ya those deals are always terrible tho
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I tend not to lend strangers on the internet money
17:00 <morty> they are counting on the people that can't afford to purchase to also be dumb enough to sign a contract without reading so if you miss a single payment you get all these fines etc plus more
18:00 <Stranger> now now tozza[Mobile]
18:00 <Stranger> some strangers are not really strangers
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Says stranger
19:00 <Stranger> how u doin champion?
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im doin abit of alrite
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U n all?
19:00 <Stranger> cant complain
19:00 <Stranger> same old
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice
20:00 <sluggz> Who wants sex in dandenong??
20:00 <MiaOneness> i ripped a bit of my nail too deep, and it hurts
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What u get from milkbar mia
20:00 <morty> looks like if u miss payment you get charged $10... then another $7 after a week of no payment
20:00 <MiaOneness> cigarettes
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shark drink?
20:00 <MiaOneness> no, i only had change, and the millk bar doesnt accept VISA
20:00 <MiaOneness> so had to scruffle and find coins.. 4.20
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol i like to browse morty anyway im doing a mental shopping list
21:00 <MiaOneness> how much do cigs do for in melb now?
21:00 <sluggz> Hi mia
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tsigaro's
21:00 <MiaOneness> i might have to quit before i get there
21:00 <MiaOneness> yeah a tsigaro :)
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> like 30 a pack now
21:00 <morty> right on man I already purchased a Hains Signature 565R in my mind today 
21:00 <MiaOneness> wow
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
21:00 <MiaOneness> do people still smoke, at that cost
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Morty cool last expensive reel i got was a quantum pt smoke 40 inshore
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh mia
22:00 <sluggz> I grow my own tobacco
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They do
22:00 <darkthrone1> cigs are like beer now
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol sluggz
22:00 <sluggz> What?
22:00 <MiaOneness> oh yeah most ppl would divert to rollies
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beer is cheap as
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rollies arent cheap either
22:00 <sluggz> Cheap???
22:00 <morty> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAOVHURKohA
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HAINES SIGNATURE 575F VIDEO REVIEW (Jun 30, 2014) Length: 5:58 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 5,779 views views - 5 likes (83.3%), 1 dislikes (16.7%)
22:00 <sluggz> 50 a slab cunt
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 12 a 6
22:00 <MiaOneness> i rem when i was there
22:00 <sluggz> What the fuck tozza
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 40 near me lol
22:00 <MiaOneness> some guy bought me a rolly machine
22:00 <darkthrone1> nah i mean... i spend $30 on beer 
22:00 <MiaOneness> and bought me tobacco
23:00 <darkthrone1> as cigs
23:00 <morty> cool tozza Im rocking a shimano sedona on my soft plastics spin rod
23:00 <sluggz> Bs mate
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh bro no lies
23:00 <MiaOneness> that was cheaper.. i think that was 50 for a fortnight
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 41 a slb of carlton at my local bottlemart
23:00 <sluggz> Bs cunt
23:00 <darkthrone1> i quit smokes
23:00 <sluggz> 47 vb here
23:00 <darkthrone1> cost too much
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He is in competion with iga next door that just opened a liquor section
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mia hve you used the rolling machije
24:00 <sluggz> IGA 47
24:00 <sluggz> Vb
24:00 <sluggz> Cans
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> not into cans
24:00 <sluggz> So
24:00 <MiaOneness> yeah.. its not that dfficult, bt annoying
24:00 <sluggz> I am
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Stubbz bro
24:00 <MiaOneness> i cant believe smokes cost 30
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh its true
24:00 <MiaOneness> i might not come back lol
24:00 <sluggz> True
24:00 <darkthrone1> isnt it more than 30
24:00 <MiaOneness> its ridiculous
25:00 <darkthrone1> for a 25
25:00 <sluggz> Love cans
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao moa
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mia
25:00 <MiaOneness> wha about the cheaper brands like Holiday
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh throne depends what u smoke
25:00 <sluggz> Lol moa
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheapest i think now is jps or choice
25:00 <MiaOneness> you think im kidding
25:00 <darkthrone1> bnh winfields 25 pack is more than 30 i think
25:00 <MiaOneness> but im not
25:00 <sluggz> Smokes are a joke
25:00 <MiaOneness> WOW
25:00 <MiaOneness> im shocked
26:00 <sluggz> I grow my own bacco
26:00 <MiaOneness> seems like melb/aus is just really ridiculously expensive
26:00 <darkthrone1> the smoke companies are gonna go out of business haha
26:00 <MiaOneness> waiting for the bust,
26:00 <partay> sluggz you smoke too much of something
26:00 <MiaOneness> cant be in boom forever
26:00 <sluggz> Partgay
26:00 <darkthrone1> its just moved to online gambling
26:00 <sluggz> Only tweed bro
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Brb
27:00 <MiaOneness> amyone online gamble here?
27:00 <darkthrone1> nah
27:00 <MiaOneness> i use to have a sportingbet account, but cant use it from cyp
27:00 <sluggz> No mia
27:00 <MiaOneness> i loved my dollar bets
27:00 <sluggz> Its a rip off
27:00 <MiaOneness> it is
27:00 <MiaOneness> im better off without it
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Backkk
27:00 <MiaOneness> but i like soccer
27:00 <partay> i have an online account
27:00 <sluggz> Of course
28:00 <sluggz> Partgay yes but you're dumb
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sluggz did you see the news article about spanish today
28:00 <sluggz> Mo
28:00 <sluggz> No
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/CkXigCZX/IMG_0767.JPG
28:00 <darkthrone1> i dont follow enough sports to put a bet
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The sicko
28:00 <sluggz> Who wrote it
28:00 <partay> sluggz im playing with their money
28:00 <MiaOneness> how aboutt hat guy that burglerd underwear
29:00 <partay> not a huge amount
29:00 <MiaOneness> must of had a crush on the victim
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh thats spanish
29:00 <partay> but its fun
29:00 <sluggz> Partay elabz
29:00 <partay> yah spanish does lookma bit suss... a bit like a chair sniffer
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahaha
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He sniffs bike seats
29:00 <sluggz> I've sniffed a chair
29:00 <partay> that too
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I seen him he said whaaaa zommy
30:00 <sluggz> Weird eh
30:00 <partay> sluggz that doesnt surprise me 
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I jus check da bwand of bike
30:00 <sluggz> So u haven't?
30:00 <partay> no
30:00 <partay> never
30:00 <sluggz> Lies
30:00 <partay> no lies
30:00 <partay> just not demented
30:00 <MiaOneness> i love how 3aw cut off their speakers
30:00 <sluggz> Well only once I fif
30:00 <sluggz> Did
31:00 <MiaOneness> right, thanks ... call soon so we can speak to you
31:00 <MiaOneness> lol
31:00 <sluggz> Guess who's chair??
31:00 <ChanOP> MassDevoice requested by tozza[Mobile]
31:00 <partay> your mum
31:00 <sluggz> No
31:00 <partay> grandma
31:00 <MiaOneness> ging to make a coffee.. brb
31:00 <sluggz> My grandmothers....it smelled like shit
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> K mia
32:00 <sluggz> But a nice shit smell...like gpulash
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> sluggz i have nothing...
32:00 <sluggz> Lmao
32:00 <sluggz> Love it boe ahahaha
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its something alright
32:00 <sluggz> Jk eh
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol well then
33:00 <sluggz> What
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its still funny
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Morty
33:00 <sluggz> I am a bit
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You fish on a boat
33:00 <morty> nope no boat
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ah
34:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) ft. T-Pain (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 3:04 - Category: Music - 43,787,744 views views - 166,868 likes (96.3%), 6,410 dislikes (3.7%)
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats your target species
34:00 <morty> depends I got estuaries here and also awoonga dam
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Flattiea then yeh
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Flatties
35:00 <morty> usually bream or grunter.. whitting and flatheads near beach end... theres barre's and mangrove jacks around 2
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Never caught a whiting
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But im trying
36:00 <morty> do you have a yabbi pump
36:00 <morty> they love fresh yabbies or worms they only have tiny mouths 
36:00 <morty> they fight really well for their size
36:00 <partay> the allusive flattie
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No pump i hear that the lil jap bait "silver fish"'is dynamite for it
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Was catching heaps of flattie the other day
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Boring but no fight in them
38:00 <morty> cool 
38:00 <morty> if I had a bow rider like yours i'd prob be using soft plastics so I didn't stick it up n could take hot ladies 4 booze cruises around the bay
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
39:00 <partay> ive made that suggestionm
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fishing or get out me boat cunt
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bow rider is so fucking wide
39:00 <partay> fish or gtfo
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Exactly
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Unless they wanna dive in and get me scallops
40:00 <iBiZa> fkn uni night tonight
40:00 <iBiZa> freshies everywhere
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Junkies
40:00 <partay> iBiZa pics?
40:00 <partay> upskirts?
40:00 <partay> kgo
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pics or it didn't happen aye
42:00 <morty> maybe if u take her pearl hunting she'll touch ur flathead
44:00 <sluggz> partgay...what up tonight darl
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Morty id should be pearl hunting to touch my pinky
44:00 <sluggz> Wanna meet up boe?
45:00 <MiaOneness> anyone want to go to ibiza?
45:00 <sluggz> We have sexy time
45:00 <sluggz> I do
45:00 <sluggz> Ido
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ibiza is in melbourne
45:00 <MiaOneness> why
45:00 <sluggz> Party
45:00 <MiaOneness> why, whats the fascnation with ibiza
45:00 <sluggz> A
45:00 <MiaOneness> how old are you
45:00 <sluggz> And root people
45:00 <sluggz> Props
45:00 <partay> sluggz i aint no gold digger but i dont want no broke ass 
46:00 <sluggz> :)
46:00 <sluggz> Mole
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who
47:00 <morgoth> chicks like nice things
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Morty do you use braid
48:00 <sluggz> Monofilament
48:00 <sluggz> Only
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ive never tried it i might spool it up when i get home
48:00 <sluggz> I braid mono bro
48:00 <partay> morgoth knows 
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Braid with fluro carbon leader
49:00 <sluggz> I have heaps of sure weld leader tozza
49:00 <morty> yeah but I'm not loving it
49:00 <morty> its great that its so thin... just tying those leader knots is a real tricky pain
49:00 <partay> sluggz earn more cash and you'll have the bitches knowcking on your door........ or you could just own a boat
49:00 <partay> same outcome
49:00 <sluggz> Sure weld bri
49:00 <sluggz> Melt together
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Morty i watched the dude in ifish do it ,, looks easy as
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Never heard of it sluggz
50:00 <sluggz> What part gay???
50:00 <morty> cos if you go easy and only do 30-40cm braid then you're lines pretty visible, and if you go for like 2m leader then that knot has to whip out through your eyelets and that kills your distance unless your knot is perfectly smooth
50:00 <sluggz> Google
50:00 <morty> ya I'm using it as a soft plastic spin rod, if your just dropping line over side of boat, no drama
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I did nothing
51:00 <sluggz> Sure weld twist and melt tozza
51:00 <sluggz> Mad
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> "Sure catch"
51:00 <morgoth> sweep the ocean clean, no prisoners, no prisoners
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sounds interesting found some
52:00 <morty> I'd probably go back to mono and use little lighter line, set drag up perfect
52:00 <sluggz> Yup sure catch sure weld hot melt trace
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sounds interesting
52:00 <morty> cos braid doesn't hold normal knots that well either
52:00 <sluggz> I have 30 lb 10 metres
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And yeh morty im fishing in like 20m 40m+
53:00 <morgoth> yeah, stingrays can pull braid knots out
53:00 <partay> or just chuck in a line sit back, suck on a beer while your gf sucks your dick
53:00 <partay> catching a fish is a bonus
53:00 <sluggz> No its not
53:00 <morty> bone ur gf doggy style while she drives ur boat n u tow lures and sip ur beer
53:00 <sluggz> Its guaranteed
53:00 <sluggz> For me
54:00 <morty> thats fishing m8
54:00 <sluggz> Lol bone
54:00 <partay> morty youre welcome on board my boat anytime 
54:00 <partay> with your gf of course
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah to much distraction
54:00 <morty> lmao
55:00 <morty> sounds great maybe we can catch crabs
55:00 <sluggz> Lol
55:00 <sluggz> Or aids
56:00 <morty> this'd go alright http://www.boatsales.com.au/boats-for-sale/private/used/SSE-AD-4397920/2010-Haines-Hunter-520-R/
57:00 <sluggz> Mad
57:00 <partay> 100hp is a bit light on 
57:00 <sluggz> Mines bedder
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not bad
57:00 <sluggz> Gods gift cungs
58:00 <sluggz> I need to have a shit bros
58:00 <partay> anchor winch is nice
58:00 <morty> agreed
58:00 <sluggz> Poo time
58:00 <morty> those rod holders at back look like they are pointedly dangerously horizontal tho
59:00 <partay> the rod would only go in once youre water bourne
59:00 <partay> you could adjust them
59:00 <partay> tilt them
00:00 <morty> ahh sweet
01:00 <morty> the side ones be ok for trolling just those backs ones could see my rod going zzzzip into ocean
01:00 <morty> thought they were welded but if they adjust, perfect ya haines think of everything
02:00 <partay> yibbidda yibbidda
03:00 <MiaOneness> what do you think of the juvenile jail being in werribbee?
03:00 <partay> nimby
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs need to pack up at work
03:00 <MiaOneness> now thta you said nimby.. anyone been to nimbin?
03:00 <partay> not in my back yard
04:00 <MiaOneness> funny place in aus
04:00 <partay> not recently
04:00 <partay> used to buiy weed there years ago
04:00 <MiaOneness> i went there as part of my roadtrip
04:00 <MiaOneness> bought cookies
04:00 <partay> easoer to score there than a high school dance
04:00 <MiaOneness> i thought there was nothing in it
04:00 <MiaOneness> lol
04:00 <MiaOneness> i felt sinking in the ground
05:00 <MiaOneness> anyone gonna do supercoach here?
05:00 <partay> no
06:00 <iBiZa> morty seinfeld
06:00 <MiaOneness> why not
06:00 <partay> meh
08:00 <spanish> Hello all
08:00 <Nice1> cyber time
08:00 <partay> then spanish licked it all off 
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Back
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh he asked for seconds
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish is the elusive underwear thief
11:00 <spanish> I'm I
11:00 <partay> anf chair sniffer
12:00 <partay> spanish is now known as spiffer 
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 11:11 PM <spanish> I'm I
12:00 <partay> fill in the blanks 
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I'm the elusive underwear thief?
13:00 <partay> Impotent
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  Too many cheese n bacon balls infeel
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sick
15:00 <partay> Mmmm cheese'n'bacon balls ... i can fit 50+ in my mouth
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fair skill
16:00 <partay> there may have been some premature minor crushage of a few but im taking it 
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
19:00 <iBiZa> YOU ARE A WANKER
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh spanish
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Clap clap clap clap clap
24:00 <partay> this one goes out to spanish
24:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag (Sep 27, 2010) Length: 4:07 - Category: Music - 96,012,993 views views - 426,849 likes (95.3%), 21,135 dislikes (4.7%)
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup tim
27:00 <Tim-Sim> hi tozza[Mobile] 
27:00 <spanish> Hi Tim-Sim
28:00 <Tim-Sim> hi spanish 
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How rude now he is just standing there not replying to you
30:00 <Student> Greetings
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/GDJnYvUu/1489581052.JPG
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
31:00 <MiaOneness> hi Tim
31:00 <Student> tozza[Mobile] :)
31:00 <partay> spanish talking to all his friends
31:00 <partay> clock watcher
31:00 <Tim-Sim> hi MiaOneness 
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb mia
34:00 <morty> tell spanish it looks like he's wearing a wool t-shirt from afar
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaoo
34:00 <morty> get one of the hot chicks at work 2 tell he'd look pretty hot if his whole body, except arms were laser treated or waxed
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hot chicks here?
35:00 <morty> like except normal areas, armpits, legs, etc
35:00 <partay> lol
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> When we get charcoal chicken there is hot chicks
36:00 <morty> flip em ur digits on a greasy chicken receipt n give em a sly full teeth grin and a wink
37:00 <morty> only playing don't do that
38:00 <morty> maybe write "ANAL R U IN? <#spanish's digits> in the charcoal chicken mens bathroom 
39:00 <morty> get all those horny men talking a chicken poop phoning him at work
40:00 <morty> that'd be workplace harassment tho
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolol
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh hi is this spanish .. great yeah im after a dirty sanchez
42:00 <morty> spanish seems cool have u taken him out in ur boat 
42:00 <morty> or is it like you see these people every work day weekends are me time
42:00 <partay> everyone needs an anchor man 
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah hang with the work guys quite abit
44:00 <deadpandadolls> my god matrix was on, fk that movie has not aged well
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But Spanish wouldnt know how to help dock and shit
44:00 <deadpandadolls> and the music my god
46:00 <partay> tozza[Mobile] dropped anything off at the post office lately ?
50:00 <MiaOneness> im loving this / server -m thing
50:00 <MiaOneness> my mirc buddies are the best.. thanks tozz
58:00 <MickTaylor> loll
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Np mia
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