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00:00 <tozza> no wuf
00:00 <Epi> http://imgur.com/WPQl6YT
00:00 <Tim-Sim> just died on first barrel
00:00 <tozza> LMAO
00:00 <tozza> Uptime: 2wks 5days 10hrs 10mins 9secs 
00:00 <tozza> mia for fun
00:00 <MiaOneness> oh uptimemeans how long is been used for?
00:00 <Tim-Sim> 3 barrel jump = 800 points!
01:00 <tozza> thats how long my computer has been on for
01:00 <MiaOneness> oh
01:00 <tozza> bye darkthrone
01:00 <tozza> http://i.imgur.com/lP14Cq1.png
01:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLLLL
01:00 <tozza> so aldi austrlia is only gonna be organic?
02:00 <tozza> u can hear the voice accent saying this cant u jams
02:00 <tozza> Hmmm Azn PriDe U KNoW
02:00 <MiaOneness> they said in an article
02:00 <MiaOneness> they goong organic
02:00 <tozza> isnt dat a good thing?
02:00 <MiaOneness> sure
03:00 <MiaOneness> do you shop from there?
03:00 <MiaOneness> i use to just shop at safeway
03:00 <tozza> sometimes
03:00 <MiaOneness> better variety?
03:00 <tozza> they have them awesome german knopp buiscuits
04:00 <MiaOneness> dont know them sorry
04:00 <tozza> they are pretty damn good
04:00 <MiaOneness> do you guys have shark drinks in melbourne yet?
05:00 <MiaOneness> or is it just a cypriot thing?
05:00 <tozza> https://www.aldi.com.au/en/groceries/awards/chocolates-biscuits-sweets-and-snacks/chocolates-detail/ps/p/knoppers-8pk-1/
05:00 <tozza> ive never heard of a shark drink
05:00 <tozza> kader
05:00 <MiaOneness> its an eenrgy drink
05:00 <tozza> fair nicname
05:00 <Tim-Sim> kader
05:00 <tozza> nah never heard of it
06:00 <Tim-Sim> do you work at Boeing kader?\
06:00 <tozza> we weld our billboards with kader
06:00 <MiaOneness> http://www.sharkenergy.com/assets/images/product_images/shark_stimulation_.png
06:00 <tozza> is it good
06:00 <tozza> bring me a can back
07:00 <tozza> i dont do energy drinks but i aint tried that one
07:00 <tozza> i was addicted too red bull ages ago
07:00 <MiaOneness> yeah red bull is da mint
07:00 <Tim-Sim> I have never seen a shark drink here
07:00 <MiaOneness> maybe i shold consider importing
07:00 <MiaOneness> we dont have v in cyprus
07:00 <Tim-Sim> we have V, Rockstar, Red Bull, Monster and a couple others
07:00 <MiaOneness> thought of importing v here, and shark there
08:00 <tozza> mother
08:00 <MiaOneness> we got mother
08:00 <MiaOneness> i think
08:00 <MiaOneness> no no
08:00 <tozza> v is yuck now
08:00 <MiaOneness> we got monster
08:00 <Tim-Sim> and mother
08:00 <tozza> tim i said mother ages ago you laggy bastard
08:00 <MiaOneness> whats happened to V
08:00 <tozza> its like flat these days
08:00 <MiaOneness> oh
08:00 <Tim-Sim> sorry I must have been busy
08:00 <MiaOneness> id still drink it
08:00 <MiaOneness> !ping
09:00 <tozza> !pong
09:00 <tozza> !ping
09:00 <Tim-Sim> !ping
09:00 <tozza> -lx- [tozza PING reply]: 1.Seconds
09:00 <Tim-Sim> 2 seconds
09:00 <Tim-Sim> !pong
09:00 <Tim-Sim> !peng
09:00 <tozza> ![[[[[pong]]]]]
10:00 <MiaOneness> when i got sick i played ping pong a lot
10:00 <MiaOneness> with the wall
10:00 <MiaOneness> it was good for me
10:00 <MiaOneness> its a good game
10:00 <MiaOneness> gets you reflexes up and going
10:00 <MiaOneness> im gonna go do something around the house
10:00 <tozza> forest gump styles
10:00 <MiaOneness> ill be back later
10:00 <MiaOneness> yes
11:00 <tozza> ok enjoy mia
11:00 <MiaOneness> ta
11:00 <MiaOneness> toodle woodle laters
11:00 <tozza> woodle LOL
11:00 <Tim-Sim> seeya MiaOneness :)
11:00 <tozza> tim-sim
11:00 <tozza> whats ur best score
12:00 <tozza> im gonna play now
12:00 <tozza> illl do a screen shot
12:00 <Tim-Sim> 20100
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aiight
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ChZrjKn2/1489238158.JPG
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aiight bbs tim
16:00 <Tim-Sim> ok
19:00 <KickOutTheJams> Whos good at DK?
19:00 <KickOutTheJams> 20100 is pretty good
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Me
20:00 <KickOutTheJams> hang on ill check my phone my friend played at bartronica he did okay
20:00 <Tim-Sim> I am stuck on the springs level
20:00 <KickOutTheJams> 128400
20:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOLLLL
21:00 <KickOutTheJams> oh hang on that was the number 1
21:00 <KickOutTheJams> he was 2
21:00 <KickOutTheJams> 67800
21:00 <KickOutTheJams> This bloke is amazing gamer though
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/cmXSaUgk/IMG_0214.JPG
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mybeat
22:00 <KickOutTheJams> blimey
22:00 <KickOutTheJams> thats what played through 2 times?
22:00 <KickOutTheJams> 3?
22:00 <KickOutTheJams> theres 4 levels yeah?
23:00 <Tim-Sim> 17 i think
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> alot kire than that
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Brb playing lol
23:00 <Tim-Sim> keep him distracted KickOutTheJams 
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/j51vCLTI/1489238726.JPG
26:00 <Tim-Sim> JUST BEAT SPRINGS!
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/CWY0sMq4/1489238822.JPG
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> FUCKK
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/c7DjyIoe/1489239032.JPG
30:00 <KickOutTheJams> this guy we want to bring to bartronica is never allowed to go by his gf so we put his name in on all the machines and send him the pic
30:00 <KickOutTheJams> i want him to win
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
30:00 <KickOutTheJams> god knows i cant get my name in on anything
31:00 <Tim-Sim> 24800!
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> pinball jams
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> ahh yeah
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> easier than u think
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> it would look good on the flashy lights too
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> he'll love that
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Youtube how to save from death ball i think its called
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Do it on my machine all the time
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> I can use that advice haha
33:00 <tozza> jams
33:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzv3ncEQQVI
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Play Pinball - Death Save (Feb 17, 2014) Length: 3:56 - Category: Gaming - 11,234 views views - 61 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
34:00 <tozza> how cool is that
36:00 <Tim-Sim> well, at least I beat my own high score
37:00 <tozza> well done tim
37:00 <tozza> tim check that video i just posted
37:00 <tozza> did u know this trick
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLLLLL
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> Very nice
40:00 <Tim-Sim> http://imgur.com/a/wIjUG
40:00 <KickOutTheJams> Well done tim
42:00 <tozza> lol long way to go to beat my 110,000
43:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
43:00 <tozza> the pressure and the stress that day was awesome
43:00 <Tim-Sim> how about JOUST?
43:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah I can imagine
43:00 <tozza> 65k something
43:00 <tozza> my friend owns the real machine
43:00 <tozza> import from texas
43:00 <tozza> hold up
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/RuPl4NSR/IMG_0504.JPG
44:00 <tozza> robotron is the much better game
44:00 <tozza> jams
44:00 <tozza> my friends house is better than bartronica
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ONYt89ti/IMG_0503.JPG
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Qh0lk1dn/IMG_0502.JPG
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/WkneE3bY/IMG_0501.JPG
45:00 <Tim-Sim> far out man, he has gone to some effort
46:00 <tozza> yeh man
46:00 <tozza> wish i had the space he does
46:00 <Tim-Sim> what size is the room?
46:00 <tozza> its a entire loungerrom with a 5 seater couch and a tv setuo
46:00 <tozza> but he has another lounge room
47:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
47:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
47:00 <Tim-Sim> big house
47:00 <tozza> big house
47:00 <Tim-Sim> snap
47:00 <tozza> in the last pic tim
47:00 <tozza> see the machine on the right
47:00 <tozza> its the same turtles machines we have but custom art we put on it we printed at work
48:00 <tozza> <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/WkneE3bY/IMG_0501.JPG
48:00 <Tim-Sim> with dhalsim?\
48:00 <tozza> yeh
48:00 <tozza> has chunli on the other side
48:00 <Tim-Sim> looks fucking great!
48:00 <tozza> and on the front has akuma on the coin return door
48:00 <tozza> also custom cap[come control panel
48:00 <tozza> all with white buttons and whiter sanwa sticks
49:00 <Tim-Sim> sweet
49:00 <tozza> yeh he fits everything out
49:00 <KickOutTheJams> Turtles in time, I'd love that
49:00 <Chitchat> lollllllllllll 
49:00 <tozza> did u see my friends house jams?
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> yeah im looking now
50:00 <tozza> dont splurge
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> He could open a biz lol
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol no
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> not at all
50:00 <tozza> we went to bartonica and laughed
50:00 <tozza> because of the condition of the machines
50:00 <tozza> only thing they have really of any importance is donkey kong
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> Those cabs are nicer too
51:00 <tozza> dk in this country is 3500k upwards
51:00 <tozza> i offered bartronica 3000 for the machine they said it wasnt theirs too sell its been donated 
51:00 <KickOutTheJams> donated, but it wasnt theirs lol
51:00 <KickOutTheJams> makes sense
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> They talk shit in there
52:00 <tozza> i mean like on lend sorry
52:00 <tozza> but they do
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> I couldnt even move forward on street fighter
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> oh lend
52:00 <tozza> we were gonna sell them coin op phone chargers they wanted then wen it came too it there was never anyone avail too speak too
53:00 <tozza> yeh jams the sticks are fucked
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> ahhhh
53:00 <tozza> thats why we laughed
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> haha
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> tekken didnt work either
53:00 <tozza> and fucking craft beers
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> yes
53:00 <IRCStats> mIRCStats for #melbourne updated! Check out the stats at http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
53:00 <tozza> GIMMIE A CARLTON 
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> Yeah go Carlton for there
53:00 <tozza> they said they would never have cartlon and too try a furphy
53:00 <tozza> i almost blocked them on fb for saying that
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLL
54:00 <tozza> fuck furphy is rank
54:00 <tozza> like drinking soap water
54:00 <tozza> used soap water
54:00 <tozza> imho ofcourse
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> If it were in say Nazza or Frankston I'd go all the time but its a prick to get there from here just for some games
54:00 <tozza> yeh true
54:00 <MiaOneness> whens afl start?
54:00 <tozza> sf is shite and im not much one for mk
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> two weeks  think
55:00 <tozza> hey mia umm soon i think
55:00 <MiaOneness> cool
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> ahhh i like mk and sf
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> my supercoach needs updating
55:00 <tozza> i love sf but in there its gobshite
55:00 <tozza> and mk i can giv it a miss tbh
55:00 <MiaOneness> you get close to the moneyk kickout?
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> fucken hell no
56:00 <tozza> 121 secs LOLLLLLLL
56:00 <tozza> !ping
56:00 <MiaOneness> lots of people who take it serously
56:00 <tozza> -lx- [tozza PING reply]: 1.Seconds
56:00 <MiaOneness> your with primus toz?
56:00 <tozza> yar
56:00 <MiaOneness> how do you find them?
56:00 <tozza> and a un reg copy of mirc LOLLLLL
56:00 <MiaOneness> lol
56:00 <tozza> yeh pretty decent
57:00 <MiaOneness> i was with primus when i wsas there, but icant rem why
57:00 <tozza> i dont use much net these days
57:00 <MiaOneness> if its bec they were un limited
57:00 <tozza> yeh unlim 
57:00 <MiaOneness> nor i
57:00 <tozza> 70 a month
57:00 <BLykE> might quit smoking
57:00 <tozza> adsl =2
57:00 <BLykE> lols
57:00 <tozza> omg blyke LOLS
57:00 <KickOutTheJams> BLykE do a new austnet news vid
58:00 <BLykE> 3 days of sleep
58:00 <BLykE> is all I need to quit
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> wb tim
58:00 <tozza> that scattered?
58:00 <tozza> back the sim
58:00 <Tim-Sim> back
58:00 <BLykE> I mean smoking all together
58:00 <BLykE> not just weed
58:00 <Tim-Sim> tried to do an onscreen recording but computer crashed
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> damn
58:00 <tozza> LOL
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> I cant even pass the first level on dk
58:00 <tozza> i gots heaps of capture shit
58:00 <tozza> jams
59:00 <tozza> rush it
59:00 <tozza> and miss the first hammer
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> yes
59:00 <iBiZa> so...
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> thats what ben told me to do
59:00 <tozza> LMAO
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> he was talking me through his 'gameplan' to put our mates name in on dk
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> he says only get the hammer if you are a master and wanting massive scores
00:00 <tozza> yes u need to be confident picking up that first hammer
00:00 <tozza> the second is mandatory
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> yes
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> I noticed
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> He says the further you go along, you can manipulate where the barrels and springs go
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> depending where you are on ladders etc
01:00 <BLykE> only thing I have in common with my friends is they all smoke smokes
01:00 <tozza> blyke u need new mates
01:00 <BLykE> so I cbf smoking anymore at all
01:00 <tozza> yes jams
01:00 <iBiZa> just smoke heroin BLykE
01:00 <tozza> u can control the barrels easy
01:00 <tozza> springs u wait for a long spring then run
01:00 <KickOutTheJams> ahhh yeah
01:00 <iBiZa> u know ^matty^  is in my nightclub
01:00 <iBiZa> right now
01:00 <iBiZa> lol
02:00 <tozza> buyt u cant control barrels until 3rd barrel stage
02:00 <tozza> LOL
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> yeah
02:00 <tozza> and his bro?
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> he was saying that
02:00 <iBiZa> yeah
02:00 <iBiZa> brain is here too
02:00 <tozza> are they twerking?
02:00 <BLykE> as it is I cant buy smokes for 4 days
02:00 <iBiZa> nah
02:00 <iBiZa> having a few pints
02:00 <BLykE> so I have to quit anyways
02:00 <tozza> whos brian?
02:00 <BLykE> over addictions
02:00 <BLykE> they make u dumb
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> Im bad at games, the only way i win multiplayer is annoying the opponents either through mic or cheating
03:00 <tozza> hahahaha
08:00 <tozza> jams u know the highscore on dk at bartronica is over 1m yeh
08:00 <Stranger> no chance
09:00 <tozza> stranger the wr is like 1.3m something
09:00 <Stranger> 1 million is decent
09:00 <tozza> think a russian guy has it at the mo or the asian guy
09:00 <Stranger> u seen the king of kong?
09:00 <tozza> absolutely
09:00 <tozza> but since then everyone is well past 1m lol
10:00 <tozza> including billy and wiebe
10:00 <Stranger> love that movie
10:00 <Stranger> doco
10:00 <tozza> stranger check out man vs snake
10:00 <tozza> thats the new one
10:00 <Stranger> you seen chasing ghosts?
10:00 <tozza> :)
10:00 <Stranger> ty
10:00 <tozza> yes stranger very good one
11:00 <tozza> man vs snake is the new king of kong style arcade doco 
11:00 <Stranger> you seen the E.T one?
11:00 <Tim-Sim> what is chasing ghosts?
11:00 <Stranger> i will check it
11:00 <tozza> about tim mcvey and his 1bil point score in nibbler
11:00 <tozza> enjoy bruz
11:00 <tozza> ill watch now too LOL
11:00 <KickOutTheJams> This is my best claim to fame in gaming, i did nothing all match but killed their whole team at the end when it didnt matter. Stole play of the game. 
11:00 <KickOutTheJams> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLZnUyTURJc
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Overwatch: Origins Edition_20170224110647 (Feb 23, 2017) Length: 0:22 - Category: Gaming - 13 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <Stranger> you seen the All your history are belong to us on youtube? tozza
13:00 <tozza> nah strange
14:00 <Stranger> check them out
14:00 <Stranger> awesome
14:00 <Stranger> on youtube
14:00 <Stranger> have docos on rockstar, halo, konami and so many different franchises
15:00 <tozza> ohh i might have now u metion it
16:00 <Stranger> and watch the kim justice reviews too
17:00 <Stranger> walter day is a cocksucker
18:00 <tozza> stranger i had a award given and signed too me from walter day lol
18:00 <Stranger> lol wattttttt?
18:00 <Stranger> for wat?
18:00 <tozza> hold on
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/WUvchgZu/IMG_0636.JPG
19:00 <Tim-Sim> stranger, walter came across as being a weasel to me
19:00 <tozza> for being in a winning team in a arcade tourney with record holders and i won the most points 2 weeks in a row out of the 5 weels
19:00 <Stranger> thats fucking cool tozza
20:00 <JetBum> hey hey
20:00 <tozza> cheers bro
20:00 <Stranger> yeah Tim-Sim i didnt like the way he treated steve wiebe and kissed billy mitchels ass
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Stranger that doco was setup too look that way
21:00 <Stranger> yeahhh
21:00 <Stranger> i got that impression
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wiebe and mitchell are actually friends
22:00 <Stranger> really?
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
22:00 <Stranger> didnt seem that way
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh it was a little staged
22:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: what is your hight score on NIBBLER!?!?!?!?
22:00 <Stranger> ohhhh
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Never played nibbler
22:00 <Stranger> same
22:00 <Tim-Sim> well then...
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Everyone who has met mitchell has said he is a awesome bloke and he is for all his fans
23:00 <Stranger> wats the first arcade game you ever played
23:00 <Stranger> rygar?
23:00 <Stranger> double dragon?
23:00 <Stranger> bad dudes?
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/vqzUP1HM/1489242202.JPG
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im watching man vs snake
23:00 <Stranger> is that your place tozza?
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hehe yeh
24:00 <Stranger> cool
24:00 <Stranger> t1000
24:00 <Stranger> priceless
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i met him last year at comic con
24:00 <Stranger> robert patrick?
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He signed it man walks into a bar lol
24:00 <Stranger> lol cool
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/id1M6qF1/1489242291.JPG
25:00 <Stranger> lol
26:00 <Tim-Sim> nah, I haven't seen Man vs Snake
27:00 <Stranger> u seen the last gamers channel on youtube boys?
27:00 <Tim-Sim> no
28:00 <Stranger> you tube it now
28:00 <Stranger> world record amount of games
28:00 <Stranger> this guy from vic
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My mate frequents hos hoise
28:00 <Stranger> same
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He told me he acts like a wanker
28:00 <Stranger> lol same
28:00 <Stranger> some fucking collection but
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh cant deny that
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> altho he is tryna flog a mini nes on ebay at the mo for 10k
30:00 <Stranger> hahahhaha
31:00 <Stranger> knob
31:00 <tozza> yeh it got called out on facey LOL
32:00 <Stranger> lol cant hide on facey
34:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkbmU0t-e0o
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World's Largest Video Game Collection - The Last Gamer Show (Aug 30, 2016) Length: 28:49 - Category: Gaming - 64,795 views views - 1,282 likes (94.1%), 81 dislikes (5.9%)
34:00 <Stranger> thats it
35:00 <Tim-Sim> full sets, all boxed
35:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, that is cool as
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant doo boxed
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All my shit has too be playable
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I actually unbox sealed things too play so i have it brand new like my dreamcast and victor saturn
36:00 <Stranger> virtua striker 
36:00 <Tim-Sim> I dare say, that man has every single game console game I have ever played 
36:00 <Stranger> shen mu
40:00 <Tim-Sim> he says he plays all the games, unwraps them 
40:00 <Tim-Sim> h
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I got shen my
41:00 <Stranger> he has doubles of heaps of stuff
41:00 <Tim-Sim> jesus, he has 400 arcade PCBs
41:00 <Stranger> i just dont know why he collects the japanese versions
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/q3jVyRbB/1489243296.JPG
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jap stuff is freat
41:00 <nothing|afk> sarp homeies
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have heaps of ntsc saturn and famicom stuff
42:00 <Lumeah> Nothing 
42:00 <Tim-Sim> full capcom PCB set
42:00 <nothing> Lumeahhh
42:00 <Tim-Sim> 60 arcade machines 
42:00 <Stranger> u have 60 arcades?
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/PdkHChGz/1489243347.JPG
42:00 <Tim-Sim> 65
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/bsmyHGqU/1489243372.JPG
43:00 <Tim-Sim> no, that collector has 65
43:00 <Stranger> good collection tozza
43:00 <nothing> i just want DDR in my bedroom
43:00 <nothing> full size
43:00 <tozza> LMAO
43:00 <nothing> that would be bitchin'
43:00 <Tim-Sim> pretty cool tozza[Mobile] 
44:00 <tozza> i have a ton in boxes i am changing rooms soon
44:00 <tozza> so ican fill anpother shelf
45:00 <nothing> Also that old as aerosmith game
45:00 <nothing> that was fucking cool as.
46:00 <Tim-Sim> Stranger: what does he do for a living?
46:00 <nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqsvys8VH3k
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AEROSMITH Revolution X Arcade Machine Video Game Midway FOR SALE!! Huntsville, AL (May 28, 2013) Length: 5:51 - Category: Gaming - 1,873 views views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <Stranger> my friend tells me he is only child, grand parents own properties everywhere and he just collects rent
47:00 <nothing> wow, whoever shot that needs a good slap.
47:00 <Stranger> and i thnk his parents not around or passed away
48:00 <nothing> or he killed them 
48:00 <nothing> wahah
48:00 <Stranger> lol 
48:00 <nothing> they live under the floor now.
48:00 <Stranger> chained to the basement
48:00 <Stranger> like sloth
48:00 <nothing> hahah
49:00 <b1rd> heh
49:00 <nothing> heyyy b1rdd
49:00 <tozza> BABY RUTHH
49:00 <nothing> Whassup bro
49:00 <nothing> man this trace track is ace
49:00 <nothing> trance*
50:00 <nothing> Never heard
50:00 <tozza> is it one of blykes?
50:00 <nothing> lolll
50:00 <nothing> nah.
50:00 <tozza> :P
50:00 <nothing> I can't even.
50:00 <nothing> I saw those videos.
50:00 <nothing> And i just couldn't.
53:00 <nothing> Soz, i killed the convo.
53:00 <nothing> :"(
54:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: will you ever be a 800,000 donkey kong player?
56:00 <nothing> anyone rocked the new nintendo yet ?
56:00 <nothing> i want new zelda.
56:00 <Stranger> nahhhhhh
56:00 <nothing> baaaaaaad.
56:00 <Stranger> thats the only reason to buy it
56:00 <nothing> thats the only reason to buy any nintendo
57:00 <nothing> that and mario kart.
58:00 <tozza> nah
58:00 <tozza> ill wait till more games are out on it
58:00 <nothing> cool.
58:00 <tozza> i hjear streetfighter is coming
58:00 <Stranger> lolllll
58:00 <tozza> i revamped sf2
58:00 <nothing> on switch ?
58:00 <tozza> yeh
58:00 <nothing> any previews ?
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> its one of their selling points
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> Super duper stf2
59:00 <tozza> lmao
59:00 <tozza> super mega ultra street fighter 2 hd champion editon turbo hyper
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> I want to buy switch but there are not any games (yet)
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> thats the one
00:00 <nothing> Methfighter 
00:00 <Tim-Sim> rainbow edition
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> even the mario kart
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> its only mario kart 8 with more maps
00:00 <tozza> LOL
00:00 <nothing> really ?
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> true
00:00 <nothing> Still, more maps.
00:00 <Tim-Sim> with new non-cis-gender immigrant character
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> 100 percent
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol
01:00 <tozza> LMFAOOOOOO
01:00 <KickOutTheJams> If it were backwards compat, it'd be worth it
01:00 <KickOutTheJams> But it isnt
01:00 <tozza> guile-li
01:00 <KickOutTheJams> Guile
01:00 <KickOutTheJams> Sagat is my choice
01:00 <tozza> guile is now girl for equality
01:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOLLLL
01:00 <KickOutTheJams> yeah
01:00 <nothing> lollll
02:00 <tozza> sonic boohooom
02:00 <tozza> in a gay voice read that
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> Kens music wins
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etDon1LH1vA
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ken's Theme Street Fighter II Guitar Cover (Jun 11, 2013) Length: 3:18 - Category: Music - 973,176 views views - 17,022 likes (99%), dislikes (1%)
02:00 <tozza> yeh bad
02:00 <nothing> introducing fabulous blanka
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> rofl drag queen blanka
02:00 <nothing> lolll
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> lady boy sagat
02:00 <tozza> dee jay is now just dee
03:00 <tozza> cammy is sammy
03:00 <KickOutTheJams> haha
03:00 <KickOutTheJams> could be either
03:00 <nothing> skinny ehonda
03:00 <tozza> yoga luke warm
03:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol yeah
03:00 <tozza> LMAO
03:00 <KickOutTheJams> Zangief never wrestled bears
03:00 <Tim-Sim> Ryu is Rhiannon 
03:00 <tozza> eg civic
04:00 <tozza> barbie vs ken
04:00 <KickOutTheJams> chun li is chan loo
04:00 <tozza> t hawk is now g string
04:00 <Tim-Sim> what about dhalsim, vega, balrog?
04:00 <nothing> Oh yeahh
05:00 <tozza> ball sprog
05:00 <nothing> g stringg lol.
05:00 <KickOutTheJams> dhalsim is from South East Asia not India
05:00 <tozza> LOLL
05:00 <tozza> sobat festival
05:00 <KickOutTheJams> Vegas claw has been banished
05:00 <President_Trump> you globalist scum
05:00 <tozza> zangielf 
05:00 <nothing> rolls a nice spliff.
06:00 <nothing> this will be perfect.
06:00 <tozza> LOL
06:00 <nothing> :D
06:00 <KickOutTheJams> Balrog no longer looks like Mike Tyson
06:00 <President_Trump> where is johninja?
06:00 <KickOutTheJams> He looks like Conor McGregor
06:00 <tozza> yeh u know in japan balrog is m-bison to mean mike tyson
06:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOLLL
06:00 <KickOutTheJams> yes
06:00 <KickOutTheJams> johninja dated a tranny
06:00 <tozza> bison is vega
06:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLLL
06:00 <tozza> lmaooo
06:00 <tozza> he closed his eyes so it didnt count
07:00 <tozza> as he keeps telling everyone
07:00 <nothing> man you made me think of punch-out now
07:00 <tozza> good game
07:00 <tozza> mr dream
07:00 <nothing> that was a great game haha
07:00 <KickOutTheJams> johninja is now one of the bonus stages on street fighter
07:00 <nothing> the charcaters on there were so whacked.
07:00 <KickOutTheJams> You get to beat him up for dating a tranny
07:00 <nothing> LOL @KickOutTheJams 
08:00 <KickOutTheJams> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY66zKuLtyE
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guile's Theme Street Fighter II Guitar Cover (May 13, 2014) Length: 3:25 - Category: Music - 619,684 views views - 9,607 likes (98.8%), 119 dislikes (1.2%)
08:00 <KickOutTheJams> Guile doesnt work for the USA he works for Trump
08:00 <tozza> trumponica
08:00 <KickOutTheJams> yes
08:00 <tozza> fkn gomez from addams family
09:00 <tozza> kylie minogue as cammy bullshit
09:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol
09:00 <tozza> e honda was a fukin HAWAIIAN 
09:00 <KickOutTheJams> That movie was bad
09:00 <tozza> WTFFFF
09:00 <nothing> man that guitar cover is sweet.
09:00 <tozza> honda is clearly jap
09:00 <tozza> not a fuking pineapple pizza
09:00 <KickOutTheJams> There is a scene where ken hits sagat with a 'dragon punch' its like a spinning uppercut but he didnt leave the ground
10:00 <KickOutTheJams> then he smiles at sagat
10:00 <KickOutTheJams> after sagat adjusts his jaw
10:00 <tozza> sagat is now fagat
10:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol yeah
10:00 <nothing> supafagat
10:00 <KickOutTheJams> hes a lady boy from thailand
10:00 <nothing> LOLL
10:00 <tozza> tiger knee
10:00 <tozza> LMAOOOOOOOOOO
10:00 <nothing> gold
10:00 <tozza> BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
10:00 <KickOutTheJams> he says thiger knee
10:00 <KickOutTheJams> with the gay lisp
10:00 <tozza> YOU WIN
11:00 <tozza> PERFECT
11:00 <tozza> BLURURURUURURURURURULUNG
11:00 <nothing> 10/10
11:00 <nothing> yew won fuck baybee
11:00 <tozza> no beat up the lexus ls200
11:00 <Tim-Sim> everybody wins 
11:00 <Stranger> you must defeat shen long to stand a chance
11:00 <Tim-Sim> no losers
11:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLLL
11:00 <tozza> <Stranger> you must defeat shen long to stand a chance
11:00 <President_Trump>  wheres the austnet news
11:00 <KickOutTheJams> tisk has some
11:00 <tozza> u taxed it so much
11:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOLLLLLLL
12:00 <President_Trump> is it still up
12:00 <tozza> cant bring out the news when trump owns fox
12:00 <Stranger> type in family guy street fighter
12:00 <Stranger> in youtube
12:00 <tozza> seen that lol
12:00 <Stranger> funny
12:00 <nothing> right now it's street fighter 2017 news.
12:00 <President_Trump> ?
12:00 <KickOutTheJams> The Nintendo Switch is re re re re re re releasing street fighter 2
12:00 <nothing> austnet isn't important enough to have news
12:00 <tozza> yeh i told told told told you dat
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> super duper ultra championship lightening and thunder edition
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> version 7
13:00 <tozza> with bonus DLC
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> yes
13:00 <Tim-Sim> comes with free athritis cream
13:00 <nothing> loll
13:00 <tozza> we offer you the bun
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> and micro transactions 
13:00 <nothing> lol @Tim-Sim 
13:00 <tozza> now BUY ALL THE FILLING MWHAHAHAHHAHA
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> pre order now
14:00 <tozza> n get a free ryu alt costume
14:00 <tozza> that everyone else has
14:00 <KickOutTheJams> the seaons pass only works for the first 2 months
14:00 <KickOutTheJams> then you need another one
14:00 <tozza> yeh
14:00 <President_Trump> any soccer on
14:00 <nothing> you will need the special controller for sure.
15:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol
15:00 <KickOutTheJams> yeah
15:00 <tozza> for ultra mega zooper dooper server candy floss flav
15:00 <KickOutTheJams> the pro control
15:00 <nothing> yeah with extra turbo buttons
15:00 <tozza> yeh
15:00 <KickOutTheJams> but its better if you have the stf2 skin on the pro control
15:00 <KickOutTheJams> plus 30 dollars
15:00 <nothing> loll
15:00 <tozza> like that mode shoulder button on a the megadrive that was never utalized for any game i know of
15:00 <nothing> yeah, lol, and you have to plug it in
16:00 <KickOutTheJams> night 
16:00 <tozza> lol
17:00 <nothing> lol, funny as
21:00 <nothing> man, i'm stoked someone posted those guitar covers of video game soundtracks, this dude is amazing.
24:00 <tozza> tim-mcvey-sim
26:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0D7NLZEatE
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ゼビウス　ナムコ（１９８４） xevious namco (May 24, 2007) Length: 0:36 - Category: Music - 119,465 views views - 110 likes (86.6%), 17 dislikes (13.4%)
30:00 <nothing> man you can actually buy an ocarina
30:00 <nothing> wth.
30:00 <nothing> that is frikkin awesomesauce
30:00 <nothing> Don't mind me i'm just yakking schizen.
31:00 <tozza> LMAO
40:00 <Tim-Sim> gonna buy a tool box later
47:00 <nothing> welcome b1rd
08:00 <Lumeah> Hi b1rdy :*
18:00 <nothing> secret b1rd buisness
20:00 <Lumeah> Musta been 
01:00 <MiaOneness1> anyone here?
01:00 <Lumeah> Yes
06:00 <nothing> yeahh
16:00 <MiaOneness1> what you all doing up
37:00 <b1rd> Fags
37:00 <b1rd> Lol
35:00 <Encrypted_X> Hi, anyone wanna watch me on cam wearing high heels and a diaper whisper me
37:00 <Lumeah> Show it in channel. Lol
38:00 <Encrypted_X> add me on skype
48:00 <Lumeah> No
22:00 <beehhh> buy buy murican pies steak and the rye
25:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/gallery/Uqkva
27:00 <staffecet> good news guys, ...
27:00 <staffecet> mirza et al
27:00 <staffecet> more babies are comming
39:00 <Kelevra> hi everyone
42:00 <Lumeah> Hi Kelevra 
43:00 <lisa> morning
16:00 <Kelevra> hey hows it going?
16:00 <sluggz> Hey hun
16:00 <carlOz> morning all
17:00 <sluggz> Squeaver
17:00 <sluggz> Going fishing today
18:00 <sluggz> Coffee time
21:00 <Lumeah> Yeah pretty good 
22:00 <Kelevra> o0o0oer nice
22:00 <Kelevra> where you going fishing?
23:00 <Lumeah> Cool. Hey frayedknot 
24:00 <frayedknot> Hi Lumeah 
35:00 <Kelevra> wb
41:00 <b1rd> Oi
41:00 <b1rd> Ta 
43:00 <b1rd> Sup kelevra
44:00 <Kelevra> nothing much, yourself?
52:00 <b1rd> Nm too
52:00 <b1rd> Jus relaxing 
57:00 <Kelevra> nice day for it
57:00 <Kelevra> we had thunder and lightening before and now it's all sun shine
57:00 <b1rd> Is ay
00:00 <Lumeah> Cool
00:00 <Lumeah> Like a thunder storm 
05:00 <BLykE> why a couple bores us with their chat
05:00 <BLykE> when they can just phone each other
05:00 <BLykE> I don't fucken know
05:00 <BLykE> i want to see 1 day with out b1rd  or Lumeah  poppin up
06:00 <BLykE> all the do is flood irc with bullshit
06:00 <Lumeah> Ditto 
06:00 <Lumeah> Good ahy? 
06:00 <Lumeah> :p
06:00 <BLykE> no moron
06:00 <BLykE> not good
06:00 <Lumeah> Ohh nice bro
07:00 <Lumeah> Way to talk to the ladies. 
07:00 <Lumeah> Such a gent
07:00 <BLykE> you aint no lady
07:00 <BLykE> if u sleep with b1rd 
07:00 <BLykE> u a fucken nonga
07:00 <Lumeah> Chris that's none your business 
08:00 <BLykE> then don't talk you shit on here
08:00 <BLykE> talk to him in person
08:00 <BLykE> not on here
08:00 <Lumeah> Everyone sleeps chris
08:00 <Lumeah> But its funny 
08:00 <Lumeah> Lol
08:00 <BLykE> no its not fucken funny
08:00 <BLykE> its irretating
08:00 <Lumeah> Yes it is.. 
08:00 <BLykE> two morons
08:00 <Lumeah> Exactly 
08:00 <BLykE> going
08:00 <BLykE> props
08:00 <Lumeah> Nah
08:00 <BLykE> bro
08:00 <BLykE> etc
09:00 <BLykE> junkie
09:00 <BLykE> fucken lover slut
09:00 <Lumeah> Keep going chris
09:00 <BLykE> no u two fuck off
09:00 <BLykE> you are ones have to get going
09:00 <Lumeah> Show us what ya made of 
09:00 <BLykE> not dogshit
09:00 <BLykE> like u two
10:00 <Lumeah> Show me your jeliousey
10:00 <BLykE> jealous
10:00 <BLykE> lols
10:00 <Lumeah> Yes. 
10:00 <BLykE> not jeaslous
10:00 <BLykE> bored of morons
10:00 <Lumeah> Lier
10:00 <BLykE> being morons
10:00 <BLykE> liar no
10:00 <Lumeah> Yup 
10:00 <BLykE> im sick of fucken morons
10:00 <BLykE> like u and b1rd 
11:00 <Lumeah2> jeliouse
11:00 <BLykE> im not jealous one bit
12:00 <BLykE> im sick of retards
14:00 <BLykE> ppl might want to have conversations
14:00 <BLykE> but no its the b1rd and Lumeah show
15:00 <BLykE> you got you junkie prince charming now fuck off
15:00 <BLykE> leave
19:00 <b1rd> Lol at blyke
19:00 <b1rd> Looool
19:00 <b1rd> Fk off junky blyke
20:00 <BLykE> youre the junkie b1rd  not me
21:00 <b1rd> Am not
21:00 <b1rd> U are
21:00 <BLykE> i don't sit on irc talking about ice
21:00 <BLykE> u fucken do
21:00 <b1rd> Ice cream blyke?
25:00 <b1rd> Sup nothing awake yet?
26:00 <b1rd> Smoke up son
28:00 <b1rd> Loool junky prince charming lool blyke is somewhacreativet
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Heyyoo
32:00 <Lumeah> Lol
32:00 <b1rd> So hot here
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyone going the donut n beer festival today?
32:00 <b1rd> Gunna revert to polyphasic sleep schedule
33:00 <Lumeah> Gezzlol
33:00 <Lumeah> Nice here
33:00 <b1rd> Yer lol
33:00 <b1rd> Melbournes a desert
36:00 <b1rd> Sutekh ya g
36:00 <b1rd> Sup
37:00 <Lumeah> Yuck
42:00 <b1rd> Ok i siesta
43:00 <b1rd> Hot as fuck here
43:00 <b1rd> Lool
43:00 <b1rd> Mexico
43:00 <b1rd> Bbl lumeah 
43:00 <b1rd> And others
52:00 <Tim-Sim> what is people doing?
53:00 <b1rd> Eating breaky then siesta
53:00 <b1rd> U
56:00 <Tim-Sim> looking at stuff then readying to travels
58:00 <Tim-Sim> going to buy a tool box today
59:00 <Tim-Sim> and I ahh, might ahh, get a bunnings sausage heheheheheeehe
59:00 <b1rd> K
00:00 <Tim-Sim> some people think I just go there to get a sausage but I usually buy stuff there as well
01:00 <Tim-Sim> sometimes I'll be in the fasteners aisle, other times the gardening aisle, it changes
01:00 <Tim-Sim> thanks tozza
07:00 <tozza> v c .+
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup tim
22:00 <Tim-Sim> just doin a bit of donkey kong
23:00 <Tim-Sim> on pc
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Score please
23:00 <Tim-Sim> currently 11600
24:00 <Tim-Sim> 14000, didn't even make it to springs
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ieasnt impressed with my 60k lastnight
26:00 <Tim-Sim> 60k is ok, by my standards
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh but im better than that
28:00 <Tim-Sim> alcohol?
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yehh
28:00 <Tim-Sim> were you drinking when you got your highest score?
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i think so
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cant remember
29:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Maybe not
30:00 <Tim-Sim> it gets really frustrating when you bomb out on the easy stuff
33:00 <MickTaylor> lolllllll
34:00 <MickTaylor> The lady at Citylink just told me it's cheaper to wait for my late toll invoice
34:00 <MickTaylor> Than to buy passes
34:00 <MickTaylor> You know something is fucked up when staff promote the "worse" option.
45:00 <Tim-Sim> just register your vehicle and put it on auto top up
45:00 <Tim-Sim> then you don't have to think about it
45:00 <Tim-Sim> thinking is overrated 
46:00 <Tim-Sim> should be avoided when unnecessary 
47:00 <Tim-Sim> damn barrel snuck under mi hammer
48:00 <MickTaylor> It was a 1 time trip
48:00 <MickTaylor> I don't use Citylink much
48:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
49:00 <Tim-Sim> how much is the late toll invoice?
49:00 <MickTaylor> No real need to go to SE subs
49:00 <MickTaylor> $12
49:00 <MickTaylor> $17 for a pass
49:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
49:00 <Tim-Sim> ?????
50:00 <MickTaylor> So you effectively get penalised for doing the right thing
56:00 <Tim-Sim> I wonder how muc weibe dropped on donkey kong in his lifetime
14:00 <Tim-Sim> time to go for a drive somewhere
14:00 <Tim-Sim> bbl
30:00 <nothing> wooohoo
31:00 <nothing> Officially a blyke free zone.
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> For how long though
31:00 <nothing> Haha, these precious moments are few and fleeting.
33:00 <Lumeah> Yup
33:00 <KickOutTheJams> Lumeah who asked you to speak?
34:00 <KickOutTheJams> Who said you could talk
34:00 <KickOutTheJams> ?
34:00 <nothing> I did :D
34:00 <KickOutTheJams> oh
34:00 <KickOutTheJams> Please carry on
36:00 <nothing> Indubitably. 
40:00 <nothing> bup boww.
40:00 <nothing> Computer sez nein.
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  2:37 PM banned *!*@489e3274.bigpond.net.au (+b)
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOLLLL
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup jams
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How ya been
51:00 <nothing> eh, hows your day tozza[Mobile] ?
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good man at a mates house in st kilda bout to hit up the donit festival
53:00 <Kelevra> drink alot of beer
54:00 <nothing> oh, sick
54:00 <nothing> Hey Kelevra :DD
54:00 <nothing> Sounds like good times ahead tozza[Mobile] 
55:00 <Kelevra> hey nothing, hows it going?
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We drinking now
56:00 <nothing> yeahhh, good as. 
56:00 <nothing> slept till 1:30
56:00 <nothing> mint.
56:00 <nothing> :D~
56:00 <Kelevra> I'm sensing no
56:00 <nothing> yeah, lol. 7:30am
56:00 <nothing> lolll.
56:00 <Kelevra> tisk tisk tisk
56:00 <Kelevra> nawty
57:00 <nothing> nah.
57:00 <nothing> Nightime is nice.
57:00 <nothing> i am one with the evening. 
57:00 <Kelevra> that it is
57:00 <Kelevra> cept last night sucked balls for me but I'll get through it
58:00 <nothing> Time to clean today, i just drank an up and go, that has been on the table for god knows how long. :S
58:00 <nothing> oh shiz.
58:00 <nothing> What happeddd ?
59:00 <nothing> hello Amelia!
59:00 <amelia> hurrooooooooooooooo
00:00 <amelia> dont you love it when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to go to anyway
02:00 <Kelevra> eh surprise shit
02:00 <nothing> oh , that's awesomesauce.
02:00 <amelia> that's enough out of u dresspantz
03:00 <Kelevra> I'm rocking it again today
03:00 <Kelevra> cause I was moving furniture
04:00 <Kelevra> its better than an apron
04:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
04:00 <Kelevra> just take the old dress off and it's singlet and trackies ftw
04:00 <amelia> i need a pic of this get up
04:00 <Kelevra> they're not fancy dresses
05:00 <amelia> the picture in my head looks funny as fuck
06:00 <Kelevra> hopefully
07:00 <Kelevra> in frankston it looks normal I think
07:00 <Kelevra> I saw a man skating with a newborn in his arms
07:00 <nothing> you are way over-dressed for frankston
07:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahh
07:00 <nothing> lollll
07:00 <nothing> Hey i probably know that dude.
07:00 <amelia> over-dressed
07:00 <nothing> I know a skater with a baby from frankston.
07:00 <couleurs> sk8erbabbyboi
07:00 <l00peyd0g> mayb i should move to frankston
08:00 <nothing> But shit, that was awhile ago, probably not a newborn anymore. 
08:00 <Kelevra> haha
08:00 <amelia> kel waiting for da bus in frankston
08:00 <amelia> http://manrepeller.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Leandra-Medine-Style-Dress-Over-Pants-Trend-Man-Repeller-75-667x1000.jpg
09:00 <nothing> Man repeller ..
09:00 <Kelevra> I cringed cause I was abit worried incase he dropped the baby or a car ran into them, they were under bayside carpark
09:00 <nothing> lolll
09:00 <nothing> Yeah, dw, i would cringe too. 
09:00 <nothing> Sounds a bit retarded if you ask me.
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's pretty careless
10:00 <nothing> Now that i think about, it's probably not something he would do.
10:00 <nothing> he is sponsored by a major skate brand though.
10:00 <amelia> i can see the careless side but maybe hes jus doing something he loves with his kid
10:00 <nothing> So anything is possible.
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hello my fwen
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How was cider fest
11:00 <nothing> Yeah amelia that's what i'm thinking.
11:00 <amelia> hay fwend dat was last weekend
11:00 <Kelevra> okay
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im goin donut fest in a min
11:00 <amelia> this weekend i went DaNCiNG
12:00 <amelia> oh pics of d-nutz pls
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Of deeze nutz?
12:00 <amelia> icing & all
12:00 <MickTaylor> lol
13:00 <amelia> fuck i jus burnt ma fkn face off opening the oven
13:00 <MickTaylor> Well done
13:00 <Nice1> heh
13:00 <MickTaylor> Master Chef
13:00 <amelia> WHeRe Yo FaCe aT
13:00 <MickTaylor> Faces are overrated anyway
13:00 <MickTaylor> Real men have skulls
13:00 <amelia> who needs dem
13:00 <MickTaylor> Yup
14:00 <amelia> are u saying im not a real man
14:00 <MickTaylor> Yup
14:00 <MickTaylor> Pinnochio
14:00 <MickTaylor> Or however you spell i
14:00 <MickTaylor> t
14:00 <MickTaylor> I'm a real boy!!
14:00 <l00peyd0g> she's a man
14:00 <amelia> i will never live that day down
14:00 <Epi> https://i.imgur.com/SQISer8.jpg
15:00 <amelia> haha
16:00 <MickTaylor> How convienent
16:00 <MickTaylor> amelia's alter ego arrived
16:00 <amelia> good timing
17:00 <amelia> i roasted way too much pumpkin
17:00 <amelia> like almost 2kg worth
17:00 <MickTaylor> Is that your pet name for pliv?
17:00 <amelia> when i look back on it, did i really need that much pumpkin?
17:00 <amelia> probably
21:00 <MickTaylor> So much for rest tonight
21:00 <MickTaylor> Being dragged out to bbq
21:00 <Kelevra> https://www.facebook.com/DanielsDonutsSpringvale/
21:00 <Kelevra> check out the pics on that page
24:00 <amelia> lolll
24:00 <MickTaylor> lolol
24:00 <l00peyd0g> LOL Darren Below
24:00 <l00peyd0g> KING FAGGOT
24:00 <amelia> LEMON MERINGUE DONUT
24:00 <amelia> fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
25:00 <nothing> OLLL
25:00 <nothing> rimming.
25:00 <nothing> top lolz.
25:00 <nothing> MickTaylor: You make a bbq sound terrible.
25:00 <nothing> bbq's are fucking awesome. 
27:00 <MickTaylor> They are yes
27:00 <MickTaylor> But I'm buggered
27:00 <nothing> i'll swap ya.
27:00 <nothing> you sleep, i'll go to bbq.
27:00 <amelia> depends
28:00 <amelia> will there be egg & tato salad?
28:00 <nothing> i would choke a bitch for tato salad.
29:00 <amelia> i feel that course of action is warranted
29:00 <MickTaylor> Of course
29:00 <amelia> that settles it, u must go to the BBQ
33:00 <MickTaylor> loll
33:00 <Tim-Sim> got my box
34:00 <Tim-Sim> put my bags in the box
34:00 <Tim-Sim> all fits nicely
34:00 <Tim-Sim> !ping
34:00 <Tim-Sim> 1 second ping
34:00 <Tim-Sim> 1.Seconds
34:00 <Tim-Sim> somebody should correct that
34:00 <Tim-Sim> seconds is plural
35:00 <Tim-Sim> should be 1 second
35:00 <MickTaylor> !ping
35:00 <pumpkin> does it irk you
35:00 <nothing> oh you found a bag ?
35:00 <Tim-Sim> not 1 seconds
35:00 <Tim-Sim> I have bags insida bags!
35:00 <Tim-Sim> insida box
35:00 <nothing> prefect.
35:00 <Tim-Sim> insida car
35:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
36:00 <Tim-Sim> perfect
36:00 <Tim-Sim> although it is a bit hot and stinky outside
36:00 <Tim-Sim> would like to whipper snip and mow the yard
36:00 <nothing> lolll.
37:00 <Tim-Sim> maybe the ping was 1.2 seconds rounded down to 1 but they still kept it as plura;
37:00 <Tim-Sim> l
37:00 <Tim-Sim> I doubt it htough
38:00 <pumpkin> let the ping phrasing go Tim
38:00 <Tim-Sim> probably says seconds for everything
38:00 <Tim-Sim> i need physical exertion, I am going neurotic
38:00 <TheRon> where'
38:00 <TheRon> s pong when you need him
39:00 <Tim-Sim> need some endorphins 
39:00 <Tim-Sim> who is pong?
39:00 <pumpkin> go do some boxing
39:00 <Tim-Sim> too hot to box
39:00 <pumpkin> go swim laps
39:00 <Tim-Sim> I have no excuse not to swim
39:00 <TheRon> go sauna with some hot nude chicks
39:00 <Tim-Sim> ^
40:00 <Tim-Sim> I wish
40:00 <pumpkin> be realistic Ronaldo
40:00 <nothing> yeah and play a wicked as thrash metal solo.
40:00 <Tim-Sim> rusty strings
40:00 <TheRon> nude slightly chubby chicks?
40:00 <Tim-Sim> need to replace high e string
40:00 <Tim-Sim> slightly chubby?
40:00 <nothing> Always something to be done Tim-Sim 
40:00 <TheRon> he said be realistic
41:00 <Tim-Sim> too much to be done
41:00 <nothing> OH, I just remebered. 
41:00 <Tim-Sim> lol TheRon 
41:00 <nothing> Tim-Sim, i found a joystck thing in my cupboard
41:00 <nothing> I was meaning to ask you about.
41:00 <Tim-Sim> what is a joystick thing?
41:00 <nothing> It's for a megadrive ?
41:00 <Tim-Sim> ah a joypad
41:00 <nothing> Is it useful to someone ?
41:00 <pumpkin> go braid your beard
41:00 <nothing> Or shall i put it in the bin ?
41:00 <Tim-Sim> they have a DB9 connector
41:00 <Tim-Sim> put it on ebay
41:00 <nothing> ummmm
42:00 <nothing> it says megadrive asciiware
42:00 <Tim-Sim> they can be used on other consoles with a DB9 connector
42:00 <Tim-Sim> such as the atari 2600, amigo 500, atari st
42:00 <nothing> it looks a bit like a megadrive conroller but it has suction cups on it and a directional stick
43:00 <Tim-Sim> a d-pad or a joystick?
43:00 <nothing> not going to put it on ebay if someone is going to pay me 3 dollars for it.
43:00 <nothing> i find picture.
43:00 <Tim-Sim> why not? it will improve your score, make sure you charge for shipping and handling
43:00 <Tim-Sim> or just keep it
44:00 <nothing> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=megadrive+joystick+asciiware&espv=2&tbm=isch&imgil=RHo7bFACNhcYAM%253A%253B-udjeKyiC5k_pM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fm.g.ebay.co.uk%25252Fitm%25252F351422141012%25253Fnav%2525253DSEARCH&source=iu&pf=m&fir=RHo7bFACNhcYAM%253A%252C-udjeKyiC5k_pM%252C_&usg=__miDdkqNK6TsZNS1Cn5FIklCKjLs%3D&biw=1280&bih=869&ved=0ahUKEwiq8rPtk9DSAhXGxLwKHUwjBMYQyjcIKA&ei=BdLEWOrbIMaJ8wXMxpCwDA
44:00 <nothing> whoa
44:00 <nothing> whoops.
44:00 <Tim-Sim> I have a quickshot joystick, can be used on atari 2600 or sega master system
44:00 <pumpkin> good one u broke it
45:00 <Tim-Sim> does it have 3 buttons or 6?
45:00 <nothing> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzUwWDEwMDA=/z/b4sAAOSwB09YQrRt/$_1.JPG
45:00 <nothing> that exact one
45:00 <Tim-Sim> I see
45:00 <Tim-Sim> ask tozza if he has one
45:00 <nothing> I don't own any game consoles but a Wii
45:00 <Tim-Sim> he may want to add it to his collection, he has a megadrive
45:00 <Tim-Sim> lol nothing, lol
46:00 <nothing> Yeah i know.
46:00 <nothing> lolll
47:00 <Tim-Sim> he may be the highest bidder
47:00 <Tim-Sim> he may be the ONLY bidder
47:00 <Tim-Sim> is it marked, damaged, signs of wear, cord frayed etc?
47:00 <nothing> it's in pretty good condition for it's age, and unfortunately i can't test it.
48:00 <Tim-Sim> do you have a multi meter and an oscilloscope?
48:00 <nothing> no box etc, not even sure how i ended up with it tbh. 
48:00 <nothing> I'd swap it for a four and twenty pie just about.
48:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
49:00 <nothing> But if someone can actually enjoy it, hey why not give to them.
49:00 <pumpkin> well nothing? do you have an oscilloscope?
49:00 <deadpandadolls> wii is awesome, got one in the bedroom
49:00 <nothing> loll.,
49:00 <deadpandadolls> had 3
49:00 <nothing> What do you think pumpkin.
49:00 <pumpkin> hahahahahahahahaahah
49:00 <nothing> olll
49:00 <Tim-Sim> me and a friend used to play that sword fighting game and bowling on the piss on the wii
49:00 <Tim-Sim> was great fun
49:00 <deadpandadolls> that fps one where you had a sword was sick
49:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
50:00 <deadpandadolls> use my gun? fk it, use my sword!
50:00 <nothing> I liked Wii. i soft modded it.
50:00 <nothing> It's great now.
50:00 <Tim-Sim> sweet
50:00 <Tim-Sim> o it plays copied discs?
50:00 <Tim-Sim> so
50:00 <Tim-Sim> sweet, you can download the *.ISOs then burn them
51:00 <Tim-Sim> any game you want in the entire world!
51:00 <Tim-Sim> that is freedom!
51:00 <Tim-Sim> the weight of mowing the lawns is wearing my constitution down
51:00 <Tim-Sim> I know I need to moy them but it is too hot
52:00 <Tim-Sim> mow
52:00 <TheRon> beer?
52:00 <lisa> i need to do that too
52:00 <Tim-Sim> and have to wear pants
52:00 <Tim-Sim> and put sunscreen on
52:00 <lisa> but i don't want to get my dog overexcited and he always wants to kill the mower
52:00 <Tim-Sim> lisa, what sort of mower do you have?
53:00 <lisa> a john deere d-110
53:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
53:00 <Tim-Sim> that shits on mine
53:00 <TheRon> i wanna get two goats to mow my lawn
53:00 <Tim-Sim> do you have a paddock?
53:00 <Tim-Sim> good idea
53:00 <lisa> yeah i'm on 2 acres
53:00 <lisa> gotta have a ride-on
53:00 <Tim-Sim> get any snakes lisa?
53:00 <lisa> only tree snakes
54:00 <Tim-Sim> are you in QLD?
54:00 <TheRon> hehehehehe.......ride ons and snakes
54:00 <lisa> haven't seen a venomous one here in 3+ years i've been here
54:00 <lisa> yes i am heh
54:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, thought so, we don't have tree snakes down here in Vic, as far as I know, never seen one
54:00 <Tim-Sim> seen a few snakes though
54:00 <lisa> so can't let the grass get too long because i don't want to encourage snakage
54:00 <Tim-Sim> brown snake, red belly black, copper head
55:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, lisa, very good point
55:00 <lisa> yeah there are browns and red bellies around here
55:00 <nothing> We have a ride on too lisa
55:00 <Tim-Sim> it also encourages mice and snakes love mice
55:00 <nothing> Good as fun
55:00 <nothing> Fucking hoots.
55:00 <lisa> just never had one on my property touch wood
55:00 <lisa> yeah i don't mind mowing
55:00 <Tim-Sim> I wish I had a large property, mine is only 650m^2 but I still struggle to keep it tidy
56:00 <lisa> my mower has a cup holder for a stubby :D
56:00 <Tim-Sim> I would get a goat for sure
56:00 <nothing> omg.
56:00 <nothing> lisa you rule.
56:00 <lisa> haha
56:00 <Tim-Sim> perfect lisa
56:00 <nothing> You can pay me to clean it Tim-Sim.
56:00 <lisa> nah mower is easier to maintain than a goat
56:00 <nothing> I enjoy yard work.
56:00 <nothing> and payment.
56:00 <nothing> i am very meticulous. 
56:00 <Tim-Sim> cold stubby and beer goes well, I would have a beer but I am worried it will get out of control and I want to go on a trip tomorrow
57:00 <Tim-Sim> want to wake up fresh 
57:00 <Tim-Sim> good habit nothing 
57:00 <Tim-Sim> good quality
57:00 <lisa> i pay someone a couple of times a year to do a clean up
57:00 <Tim-Sim> I am going to trim some bishes too
57:00 <Tim-Sim> bushes
57:00 <lisa> like cut things back and remove palm fronds etc
57:00 <Tim-Sim> you halve palm trees?
58:00 <lisa> nut my place is pretty low maintenance
58:00 <lisa> but*
58:00 <nothing> If you don't do something the right way it isn't worth doing.
58:00 <lisa> of course, i'm in qld lol
58:00 <Tim-Sim> nice
58:00 <nothing> Damn.
58:00 <pumpkin> looks like u stuck with frankston dresspantz girl m8
59:00 <nothing> hey ?
59:00 <Tim-Sim> what does that mean, pumpkin?
59:00 <nothing> Who left this pumpkin in here ?
59:00 <pumpkin> haahhahahahahaha
59:00 <pumpkin> im waitin' for cindaz
59:00 <pumpkin> CiNDaReLLa
00:00 <Tim-Sim> lol nothing 
00:00 <Tim-Sim> psycho 
00:00 <pumpkin> put a candle in ma belly
00:00 <nothing> hahah
00:00 <nothing> Much better.
00:00 <nothing> :D
00:00 <pumpkin> I'm only playin
00:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah same here
00:00 <Tim-Sim> I am a nice guy
00:00 <nothing> Same. 
00:00 <lisa> same
01:00 <nothing> nah jks, i'm a cunt.
01:00 <nothing> (:
01:00 <pumpkin> but do you have an oscilloscope Tim-Sim?
01:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, yes of course I do
01:00 <Tim-Sim> I have two
01:00 <pumpkin> of course!
02:00 <Tim-Sim> a digital one and a usb one that plugs into a PC
02:00 <pumpkin> i should have known
03:00 <Tim-Sim> shit is it already 4pm
03:00 <lisa> didn't clocks go back last night
03:00 <nothing> it's 2 past 4.
04:00 <lisa> oh that was in the us and canada, nm
04:00 <pumpkin> 1.04 m8
04:00 <nothing> fuck a clock. 
05:00 <nothing> clocks are the devil.
05:00 <TheRon> buffalo wings for tea tonight
05:00 <pumpkin> YUM
05:00 <lisa> poor buffalos won't be able to fly any more
05:00 <pumpkin> do you find it odd they are called that tho
05:00 <TheRon> cooked on the weber
05:00 <lisa> you heartless bastard motherfucker
05:00 <pumpkin> every man loves his weber
06:00 <pumpkin> are you married Ronaldo
06:00 <TheRon> it's a man's bbq
06:00 <TheRon> no
06:00 <pumpkin> issit cos ur fat
06:00 <TheRon> nah, just impotent
06:00 <pumpkin> yeah that could def do it
07:00 <nothing> LOllll
09:00 <pumpkin> gnite nothing
10:00 <couleurs> 8)
10:00 <Kelevra> siff goodnight
10:00 <pumpkin> why isn't everyone in melb not at the d-nut festival
10:00 <pumpkin> it makes no sense
11:00 <Tim-Sim> what d-nut festivial?
12:00 <pumpkin> beer & donut festival
12:00 <pumpkin> tozza said
12:00 <Tim-Sim> beer and doughnuts...
12:00 <Tim-Sim> what are we? A society of Homer Simpsons?
12:00 <pumpkin> well, yes
13:00 <nothing> fuck the city
13:00 <nothing> full of retards these days.
14:00 <lisa> rather sit at home with beers than have to socialise with other humans
14:00 <pumpkin> yeah, IRC is definitely retard free
14:00 <nothing> IRC has a lovely ignore feature
15:00 <TheRon> ppl smell
15:00 <pumpkin> haha touché
15:00 <pumpkin> introverts flock to IRC
15:00 <Tim-Sim> gonna go mow the lawns soon
16:00 <TheRon> i'm an introvert, kind of why i drink
16:00 <nothing> make sure you slip slop slap Tim-Sim 
16:00 <pumpkin> majority of us prob are
17:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah will for sure nothing 
17:00 <nothing> :)
18:00 <pumpkin> take ur oscilloscopes wif u
18:00 <pumpkin> STAPLER QUEEN?
20:00 <stapler> hi!
20:00 <stapler> (not queen)
20:00 <pumpkin> are u stapler queen
20:00 <pumpkin> oh
21:00 <nothing> unlucky.
21:00 <stapler> i just saw it on the desk and used it as my name
21:00 <pumpkin> gutted
21:00 <stapler> sorry
21:00 <nothing> lolll.
21:00 <stapler> all my old friends are gone too
21:00 <pumpkin> u hurt me
21:00 <pumpkin> i hope ur happy
21:00 <pumpkin> fuck sake.
21:00 <nothing> never get's old. 
22:00 <pumpkin> haha
22:00 <TheRon> fart jokes never get old
22:00 <stapler> it's always what's needed
22:00 <stapler> just enough but never too much
22:00 <pumpkin> maybe all ur old friends left cos u constantly let them down
22:00 <nothing> cheese gets old though.
22:00 <stapler> thanks tozza
23:00 <TheRon> he's a good egg
23:00 <pumpkin> egg head maybe
23:00 <nothing> egg sandwich ?
23:00 <pumpkin> yummmm
23:00 <stapler> eggb0t
23:00 <lisa> egg nog
23:00 <pumpkin> fresh lettuce
24:00 <nothing> yumtown
24:00 <TheRon> i like rocket
24:00 <nothing> i can't remeber about rocket.
24:00 <nothing> All i know is it's leafy and green.
25:00 <pumpkin> SPiNaCH
25:00 <nothing> Spinach is awesome. 
25:00 <pumpkin> it is
26:00 <TheRon> i like a bitter leaf, not that iceberg crap
27:00 <pumpkin> bitter leaf symphony
27:00 <stapler> i like
27:00 <pumpkin> i like donuts
27:00 <TheRon> nothing, tears for fears - head over heels
29:00 <stapler> /me test
30:00 <pumpkin> u will never live up to stapler queen
30:00 <pumpkin> ever
30:00 <pumpkin> change ur name to crapler
31:00 <Tim-Sim> at 5pm I shall mow the lawns
31:00 <pumpkin> ahahahahahahahhahaha
31:00 <pumpkin> touché
31:00 <ass_pumpkin> Tim-Sim good idea sir
31:00 <nothing> Good good song. TheRon :D
32:00 <nothing> brb trying to sort out spotify.
32:00 <pumpkin> keep us updated wif ur progress m8
32:00 <ass_pumpkin> spotify is such nuisance
33:00 <ass_pumpkin> anyone like eating at cafes and restaurants here?
33:00 <pumpkin> ye, maccas is ok
33:00 <pumpkin> bit of kfc when feeling fancy
33:00 <pumpkin> n u?
33:00 <ass_pumpkin> i prefer boutique places
34:00 <pumpkin> is ur name princess diana
34:00 <ass_pumpkin> how old are you
34:00 <pumpkin> 17
34:00 <ass_pumpkin> nice
34:00 <mr_ducati> yes
35:00 <Tim-Sim> 17?!?!???
35:00 <nothing> Nah, i am usuing unix and yeah, bit of a n00b so programs are complicated to install sometimes. 
35:00 <mr_ducati> eat out alot
35:00 <b1rd> Oi
35:00 <pumpkin> Tim-Sim double my age
35:00 <b1rd> Ur nick makes me hard
35:00 <nothing> Heyyy b1rd~!#
35:00 <b1rd> :)
35:00 <b1rd> Ay nothing
35:00 <b1rd> Hows it goes
35:00 <ass_pumpkin> b1rd you just a paid spook
35:00 <nothing> how goes it m8 ?
36:00 <pumpkin> b1rd do u want to be roadkill
36:00 <ass_pumpkin> thank you mr_ducati, me too
36:00 <pumpkin> cos u are going the right way
36:00 <b1rd> Yer good nothing
36:00 <b1rd> Just woke up after extended siesta
36:00 <b1rd> :)
36:00 <nothing> swoit.
36:00 <pumpkin> im feeling very shitheady today
36:00 <ass_pumpkin> siesta = win
37:00 <nothing> you loco in the cabasa
37:00 <nothing> si
37:00 <TheRon> rosanna yeah
38:00 <nothing> Toto rules.
38:00 <TheRon> it really does
38:00 <b1rd> Loco
38:00 <b1rd> If no siesta loco lol
38:00 <nothing> si si
38:00 <nothing> amigo
38:00 <b1rd> :)
39:00 <b1rd> Now for coffees lols
39:00 <TheRon> beer?
40:00 <nothing> mmmm
40:00 <b1rd> Had a lunchtime longneck
40:00 <TheRon> good work
40:00 <b1rd> To inittiate sleeps
40:00 <b1rd> Lol
41:00 <b1rd> Now stimulants
41:00 <TheRon> beer?
41:00 <b1rd> No
42:00 <b1rd> Lol coffees
42:00 <b1rd> Gentle stimulatiob
43:00 <b1rd> Talking of gentle stimulation lol
43:00 <b1rd> Wb loops
44:00 <nothing> loll.
45:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
47:00 <nothing> somebody has to be.,
47:00 <Lumeah> Loops on the gentle side huh
48:00 <couleurs> dank memes
50:00 <b1rd> Music times
51:00 <Lumeah> What ya putting on? 
51:00 <nothing> yeah.
51:00 <couleurs> Up Town Punk 
51:00 <b1rd> Umm
51:00 <b1rd> Some thing to enliven neighbs
51:00 <Tim-Sim> 20min
52:00 <b1rd> Let em know im back in da hood
52:00 <b1rd> Lol
52:00 <nothing> N-Trance - Do yA think im Sexy (remix)
52:00 <nothing> ???
52:00 <Lumeah> Probably had a nice quiet week. Lol
53:00 <pumpkin> set you freeeeeee
54:00 <b1rd> Hehe
54:00 <b1rd> Lemmee see
54:00 <b1rd> Season of assasin
54:00 <b1rd> Vinnie perez
55:00 <pumpkin> vinnie paz
55:00 <pumpkin> ya loser
55:00 <b1rd> Lol nar
55:00 <b1rd> Is alright
55:00 <b1rd> Top bloke
55:00 <pumpkin> season of the assassin
55:00 <pumpkin> not fkn perez
55:00 <pumpkin> PAZ
56:00 <b1rd> Whatevs
56:00 <b1rd> Dont have flac script
56:00 <pumpkin> spaz
56:00 <b1rd> U r
56:00 <b1rd> Lol
56:00 <nothing> oi pumpkin 
56:00 <b1rd> Nott
56:00 <b1rd> Norty pumpkin
57:00 <nothing> Don't make me come over there and pumpkin-fuck you.
57:00 <pumpkin> AHAAHHAHAHA
57:00 <b1rd> Haha
57:00 <nothing> (:
57:00 <b1rd> Video
57:00 <b1rd> Lol
57:00 <pumpkin> wot tha fuck is a pumpkin fuck
57:00 <Tim-Sim> 10m
57:00 <nothing> you don't wnt to find out.
57:00 <pumpkin> jeezus
57:00 <b1rd> Lolllll
58:00 <couleurs> american pie movie but instead of a pie it's a pumpkin.....
58:00 <Lumeah> Lol
58:00 <couleurs> riddle solved
58:00 <Lumeah> Messy 
58:00 <pumpkin> hahaaha
58:00 <b1rd> Should shower
58:00 <b1rd> Lol
58:00 <Lumeah> Yup
58:00 <nothing> Id tell you, but it's a bit.. Seedy.
58:00 <nothing> (:
58:00 <Lumeah> Hope u bought shower gell
58:00 <b1rd> Had few cold sweats from sleeping while drive
58:00 <pumpkin> haha seedy
58:00 <b1rd> Lol forgots
59:00 <pumpkin> i get it
59:00 <Lumeah> What we do with you huh? 
59:00 <nothing> dadumtish
59:00 <b1rd> Got some old spice here
59:00 <nothing> Brut
59:00 <pumpkin> love pumpkin seeds
59:00 <b1rd> Shotgun to head?
59:00 <b1rd> Looll
59:00 <pumpkin> PePiTaS
59:00 <Lumeah> Perhaps. Lol
59:00 <b1rd> Nice mmm seed
59:00 <pumpkin> get the mint shower gel
59:00 <Lumeah> Lol
59:00 <pumpkin> tingles ya balls
59:00 <b1rd> Lol
59:00 <Lumeah> Interesting 
59:00 <b1rd> Noice
59:00 <pumpkin> lumies would love it
00:00 <nothing> yeah that one is sweet.
00:00 <Lumeah> If i had balla
00:00 <b1rd> Haha
00:00 <nothing> nothing like a good ball tingle.
00:00 <b1rd> Indeed
00:00 <Lumeah> Maybe good for foreplay 
00:00 <pumpkin> ahahahaha
00:00 <b1rd> Should i grow me ranga beard
00:00 <b1rd> Probly too hot tho
00:00 <Lumeah> Should ahy
01:00 <b1rd> Yer lol
01:00 <pumpkin> i think u know the answer to that
01:00 <Lumeah> Would be
01:00 <couleurs> https://i.redd.it/6bfx8wdpbrky.jpg
01:00 <couleurs> me irl
01:00 <b1rd> Maybe i clean it up
01:00 <b1rd> Grow goaty
01:00 <nothing> grow ornage soul patch
01:00 <b1rd> Big long ranga goat
01:00 <nothing> orange*
01:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh
01:00 <b1rd> Had full hair and beard
01:00 <b1rd> When 1st went indo
01:00 <b1rd> Pretend myslim
01:00 <Lumeah> Lol
02:00 <nothing> ranga muslim ?
02:00 <Lumeah> Go pray in park,! 
02:00 <Tim-Sim> 7m
02:00 <b1rd> Hahaha
02:00 <b1rd> That was funny ay
02:00 <Lumeah> Yup
02:00 <b1rd> Couldnt help giggle
02:00 <pumpkin> b1rds telling weird stories again
02:00 <b1rd> If in melbs
02:00 <Lumeah> He avenge me now. Lol i tease himnin Park 
02:00 <b1rd> Woulda went and dropped pen in his praying crack
02:00 <b1rd> Loool
03:00 <Lumeah> Lol
03:00 <pumpkin> at least this one doesn't feature heroin tho
03:00 <b1rd> :))
03:00 <Lumeah> Allah avenge me
03:00 <b1rd> Lol not tet
03:00 <nothing> y these .py scripts not work.
03:00 <b1rd> Yet
03:00 <nothing> i stab you python.
03:00 <pumpkin> mmmm python lollies
03:00 <b1rd> U got narly python install?
03:00 <TheRon> the wings are on
03:00 <pumpkin> they used to be so long
03:00 <pumpkin> how short are they now
03:00 <pumpkin> ripped off
03:00 <nothing> lolll.
03:00 <nothing> I wish 
04:00 <pumpkin> absolute outrage
04:00 <b1rd> Give us a root i install for ya
04:00 <b1rd> Loool
04:00 <Lumeah> Maybe your strangth was in your hair..  Grow back 
04:00 <nothing> I can't even get one basic piece of crap scrip to load in hexchat.,
04:00 <Lumeah> Lol
04:00 <Tim-Sim> 5m :(
04:00 <b1rd> Lol k
04:00 <TheRon> couleurs: Jane Bunn!
04:00 <nothing> I've told you before b1rd.
04:00 <b1rd> 4 sure
04:00 <nothing> I just don;t swing that way ;)
04:00 <b1rd> lol
05:00 <nothing> Hahaha
05:00 <b1rd> Never know tillya try
05:00 <b1rd> Loll
05:00 <couleurs> TheRon: Janne Buun
05:00 <nothing> It would ruin the friendship.
05:00 <nothing> lolll
05:00 <b1rd> Ok lol
05:00 <TheRon> wouldn't you just love to.......
05:00 <b1rd> But u sure
05:00 <pumpkin> she ok but jeff newman is thicker
05:00 <b1rd> Might strengthen ot
05:00 <b1rd> It
05:00 <b1rd> I get on lappy soon
05:00 <nothing> Yah, nah. Pretty damn positive babe.
05:00 <b1rd> Brb
05:00 <nothing> LOL
05:00 <b1rd> Lol
06:00 <b1rd> I used to pray muslim style in this church 
06:00 <b1rd> Trolling em hard
06:00 <nothing> pointing to mecca ?
07:00 <b1rd> They took it rather well
07:00 <b1rd> Yep
07:00 <b1rd> Lloool
07:00 <nothing> or just to maccas ?
07:00 <nothing> bell st.
07:00 <b1rd> Lollll
07:00 <b1rd> Lolllllll
07:00 <b1rd> :))
07:00 <nothing> lolll
07:00 <nothing> smoke time, brb
07:00 <b1rd> Good laffs
07:00 <b1rd> K
07:00 <Tim-Sim> 1m
08:00 <TheRon> smell those wings
09:00 <Tim-Sim> okily dokily
09:00 <Tim-Sim> time to mow the lawns
10:00 <Tim-Sim> :(
16:00 <pumpkin> IM COOKING STEAK
16:00 <TheRon> steak!
16:00 <pumpkin> 3/4 mins on each side right?
17:00 <TheRon> depending on the thickness
17:00 <pumpkin> it's not that thick
17:00 <pumpkin> damn maybe that will overcook it
17:00 <TheRon> i rub olive oil alll over the steak and then season generously
17:00 <pumpkin> steak is not my forte
17:00 <pumpkin> yeah i did that
17:00 <pumpkin> moroccan spice
17:00 <pumpkin> + salt n pepper
18:00 <BLykE> hi pumpkin 
18:00 <BLykE> I love pumpkin soup
18:00 <BLykE> with pepper and cream
18:00 <TheRon> hot grill, 2 mins either side
19:00 <pumpkin> hm tis bit under but will be good after rest it im sure
21:00 <BLykE> chips  or dim sims
21:00 <BLykE> hmmm
22:00 <l00peyd0g> LOL
23:00 <BLykE> l00peyd0g: are u the one i love
23:00 <BLykE> ?
24:00 <l00peyd0g> im a guy
24:00 <l00peyd0g> so yes
24:00 <l00peyd0g> more than likely
24:00 <l00peyd0g> most ppl love me though
25:00 <l00peyd0g> so join the queue
25:00 <TheRon> ladies, if you go TheRon you can't go wrong
26:00 <BLykE> u calling me gay l00peyd0g 
26:00 <BLykE> lols
27:00 <b1rd> Ohhh ffs blyke ya junky
27:00 <b1rd> Ladies. Men u mean huh?
27:00 <TheRon> he likes his coffee black, like his men?
28:00 <b1rd> Lollll
28:00 <b1rd> Blyke cant afford milks
28:00 <b1rd> when i frying pancakes
28:00 <b1rd> And turns out burnt
29:00 <b1rd> I say.. u want the nigger one
29:00 <b1rd> Im ok with white lol
29:00 <b1rd> True story
29:00 <TheRon> i saw some aboriginal art the other day
30:00 <b1rd> Lolllll
30:00 <b1rd> Dot art
30:00 <nothing> what did it say ?
30:00 <b1rd> Lazy boongs
30:00 <nothing> FUCK KOPZ
30:00 <TheRon> it said "fuck off whitey!", which i thought was a bit rude
30:00 <nothing> LOLL
30:00 <b1rd> Alot rude
30:00 <nothing> pretty good spelling.
30:00 <b1rd> Im calling the anti discrimination mob
30:00 <b1rd> Lollll
30:00 <nothing> are you sure ?
31:00 <b1rd> Bloody muds
31:00 <b1rd> Lol
31:00 <b1rd> How dare they be racist lol
31:00 <b1rd> That my job lol
32:00 <ass_pumpkin> any cute teen girls come in here?
32:00 <nothing> loll @ ass_pumpkin 
32:00 <ass_pumpkin> hmm doesn't sound promising
33:00 <b1rd> Lollll
33:00 <b1rd> All on facial book
33:00 <nothing> missed it by about a decade.
33:00 <b1rd> Thank christ for that
33:00 <b1rd> Lol yep
33:00 <b1rd> U find bald 54 yo male
33:00 <b1rd> As teen on irc
33:00 <nothing> have to get a fuck-book
33:00 <ass_pumpkin> damn. maybe missed by almost 2 decades? lol
34:00 <b1rd> Im too shadowy for facial-book lol
34:00 <nothing> And picture of AFL player.
34:00 <nothing> you'll be right.
34:00 <b1rd> Lol
34:00 <ass_pumpkin> lol
34:00 <b1rd> want teen get rape by afl team insteadz
34:00 <b1rd> Lollllllll
34:00 <nothing> you'll be friggin' in the riggin' in no time.
34:00 <b1rd> :)
35:00 <ass_pumpkin> i heard of a qld lecturer? last week, who got all these teen pics by pretending to be bieber... along with many child porn charges
35:00 <nothing> LOLLL.
35:00 <b1rd> Lollll
35:00 <b1rd> Evil laffs
35:00 <pumpkin> he prob comes on irc
35:00 <nothing> is it you pumpkin ?
35:00 <nothing> O.o
35:00 <pumpkin> AHAHAHAHA
35:00 <b1rd> Brb jus dd my hard drives
35:00 <ass_pumpkin> "over 900 charges"
36:00 <ass_pumpkin> http://www.skynews.com.au/news/national/qld/2017/03/09/over-900-charges-for-bieber-impersonator.html
36:00 <pumpkin> what a complete piece of shit
36:00 <nothing> yeah, the mind boggles.
37:00 <ass_pumpkin> crazy hey
37:00 <deadpandadolls> bound to happen
37:00 <TheRon> nothing, santa monica
38:00 <b1rd> Pandaclause
38:00 <nothing> I hate celebrities.
38:00 <nothing> *spits*
38:00 <b1rd> Props lad
38:00 <b1rd> Lol
38:00 <nothing> Awesome song TheRon :))
38:00 <b1rd> Brb 2nd and 3rd S of SSS
40:00 <nothing> i can't wait till i get better at computers, i'm going to ruin so many of those fuckheads.
40:00 <pumpkin> im already best @ everything
40:00 <pumpkin> sux2bu
40:00 <nothing> LOLLL
41:00 <nothing> woe is me :"(
41:00 <deadpandadolls> props tho
41:00 <nothing|afk> looll
41:00 <deadpandadolls> lol nothing|afk I like your attitude
42:00 <nothing|afk> cheers deadpandadolls :)
42:00 <Mei> pumpkin is good at pumpin
42:00 <b1rd> Sup mei
42:00 <b1rd> Lol
43:00 <b1rd> 2nd coffee 1st then wash up
43:00 <Mei> pumpkin is good as eating ass
44:00 <pumpkin> u dumb fuck
44:00 <Mei> pumpkin is good at being a dumb fuck
45:00 <b1rd> Lol
45:00 <nothing|afk> 'The fact that so many children could believe that they were communicating with this particular celebrity highlights the need for a serious rethink about the way that we as a society educate our children about online safety
46:00 <b1rd> Mei has many kinks
46:00 <nothing|afk> dumb 
46:00 <b1rd> Lol at celebritys
46:00 <b1rd> And kids online
46:00 <b1rd> Scary
46:00 <nothing|afk> the amount of dumb in that statement.
47:00 <Mei> pumpkin is scary lookin
47:00 <nothing|afk> i cannot even.
47:00 <b1rd> If i had kid id put 4g and 2.4 and 5ghz  blockout device on ankle
47:00 <b1rd> Till 18
47:00 <nothing|afk> LOLLLL.
47:00 <b1rd> Lol no shit lol
47:00 <nothing|afk> get commodore 64
47:00 <b1rd> Lol no. Can irc on it
47:00 <nothing|afk> oh true ?
47:00 <b1rd> Lol kid would mod it hard
47:00 <b1rd> Yer lol
48:00 <TheRon> i just had a whiskey chaser
48:00 <b1rd> Probably code their own shit up
48:00 <Mei> id sit on your daughters face
48:00 <TheRon> classy
48:00 <b1rd> To get online with dialup
48:00 <nothing|afk> little schizens
50:00 <b1rd> Dunno ill bash em 4 ya
50:00 <TheRon> RHCP - by the way
50:00 <b1rd> For the lulz no cost lol
52:00 <couleurs> boys ii men - ill make pizza 4 u.mp3
53:00 <pumpkin> how u want me to
53:00 <pumpkin> put that pineapple on baby all thru the night
53:00 <TheRon> i hate bbq sauce
53:00 <ass_pumpkin> heinz tomato sauce is gluten free
53:00 <TheRon> why does every fucking pizza have it
54:00 <pumpkin> only meat lovers has it
54:00 <pumpkin> do u even fkn pizza?
54:00 <TheRon> chicken too
54:00 <couleurs> ppl who don't like pizza don't exist
56:00 <TheRon> california rest in peace, simultaneous release
56:00 <pumpkin> luff rhcp
56:00 <pumpkin> i got dosed by youuuuuu and
57:00 <nothing|afk> LOLLLL pizza 4 U
58:00 <pumpkin> 4x WA Nandos stores been fined
58:00 <TheRon> i'll make pizza for you, sounds a bit woggy
58:00 <ass_pumpkin> only bbq chicken and meatlovers should have bbq sauce
59:00 <pumpkin> shock surprise, Belmont is one of them
59:00 <TheRon> except when it's fucking dominoes
59:00 <couleurs> thx nothing|afk i like your attitude
00:00 <TheRon> woo, soul to squeeze
00:00 <nothing|afk> my attitude stinks. but sure, if the shirt fits. 
01:00 <pumpkin> tie dye shirt
01:00 <couleurs> whiteney hooston - i wanna pizza with somebodey.mp3
02:00 <pumpkin> ahahahahahahaahahhahahaha
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
03:00 <TheRon> couleurs is juan antonio samarach
03:00 <TheRon> the winner is sydeney
05:00 <couleurs> lol
10:00 <b1rd> love a good toe hit
10:00 <b1rd> gets all the built up swear words out
11:00 <nothing> loll
11:00 <b1rd> wb nothing 
11:00 <nothing> chuur
11:00 <nothing> who ?
12:00 <pumpkin> hi hello-micky8ball
12:00 <pumpkin> do u like pool
12:00 <nothing> Ohh, i thought you were talking about F1
12:00 <nothing> LOL.
12:00 <hello-micky8ball> how are we all
12:00 <b1rd> ill stop ya BBQ lol
12:00 <b1rd> with couple of words bro lol
12:00 <b1rd> sup hello-micky8ball 
12:00 <b1rd> hahahhahahah
12:00 <nothing> BBBQ
12:00 <nothing> Whats the extra be for.
12:00 <nothing> "that's a typo"
13:00 <TheRon> GNR - you could be mine
13:00 <hello-micky8ball> what's news everyone 
13:00 <TheRon> arnie
13:00 <pumpkin> hi friend
13:00 <nothing> No way.
14:00 <nothing> That's not the actual hello-micky8ball 
14:00 <hello-micky8ball> Kelevra,  hi
14:00 <nothing> from frankston.
14:00 <pumpkin> did kelevra wear a dress over her pants when u met her
14:00 <hello-micky8ball> it's the real micky8ball
14:00 <nothing> lies.
15:00 <nothing> i need preoof.
15:00 <nothing> ugh. Proof.
15:00 <hello-micky8ball> Kelevra,  was amazing person 
15:00 <TheRon> it's only a practice game but, go cats!
15:00 <pumpkin> aww
15:00 <pumpkin> thats nice of you to say
16:00 <hello-micky8ball> it's true tho 
16:00 <pumpkin> but was she wearing a dress n pants
16:00 <TheRon> but you could be mine, but you're way out of line
17:00 <hello-micky8ball> she was wearing pants
17:00 <nothing> with your bitch-slap rappin' and your cocain tongue ya get nothin' done
17:00 <nothing> Top lyrics.
17:00 <TheRon> the best
17:00 <nothing> That song make me want to head-butt children
17:00 <TheRon> the little fat kid off hey dad?
17:00 <pumpkin> HAHAH
18:00 <hello-micky8ball> I care about her and her kids  becourse  she is a amazing mother aswell 
18:00 <pumpkin> do u love her
18:00 <nothing> starting to sound like the real hello-micky8ball 
19:00 <hello-micky8ball> actually I did  
19:00 <pumpkin> :(
19:00 <pumpkin> Kelevra breaks all the hearts :(
19:00 <pumpkin> she got me too, bro
19:00 <TheRon> enter sandman
20:00 <hello-micky8ball> pumpkin she will allways be amazing and sits in my bottom of my heart 
20:00 <pumpkin> cross legged?
21:00 <hello-micky8ball> pumpkin u can tell her that aswell 
22:00 <pumpkin> ok i seeing her later so I'll let her know
22:00 <pumpkin> :)
22:00 <TheRon> we're off to never never land
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boanuwUMNNQ
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) Length: 4:45 - Category: Music - 56,264,039 views views - 188,536 likes (95.8%), 8,228 dislikes (4.2%)
26:00 <pumpkin> meeeee
26:00 <pumpkin> i like sleepin
26:00 <b1rd> i like peepin
26:00 <b1rd> Lol
26:00 <b1rd> props tho
26:00 <nothing> you banging out the rock gold today TheRon 
26:00 <b1rd> sunday is the new friday
26:00 <TheRon> thanks
26:00 <nothing> is it sunday ?
26:00 <nothing> I been on the d$p too long.
27:00 <TheRon> i quite like irsih music
27:00 <pumpkin> are you really on it
27:00 <nothing> it's still 1996 yeah ?
27:00 <nothing> yeah full on.
27:00 <nothing> it;s the best.
27:00 <pumpkin> wots ur disability
27:00 <TheRon> 96 is my grad year
28:00 <nothing> IRC addiction.
28:00 <pumpkin> AAHAHA
28:00 <nothing> and various other sexual perversions.
28:00 <Tim-Sim>  back
28:00 <nothing> wb Tim-Sim 
28:00 <nothing> Happy mowing ? Grab a beer m8.
28:00 <Tim-Sim> ta mate
29:00 <Tim-Sim> a beer would be nice
29:00 <TheRon> harvey danger - flagpole sitta
29:00 <Tim-Sim> not sure if it would be wise though
29:00 <nothing> 2 would be nicer.
29:00 <Tim-Sim> if I get this splinter out, I'll have a beer
29:00 <pumpkin> issit in ur face
30:00 <Tim-Sim> no, it is in the end corner of my left hand ring finger
30:00 <Tim-Sim> under the nail
30:00 <TheRon> Tim-Sim: beer
30:00 <TheRon> vodka to clean the wound
31:00 <Tim-Sim> ahh you beauty!
31:00 <Tim-Sim> got the cunt
31:00 <Tim-Sim> and a cunt it was!
31:00 <Tim-Sim> good old side cutters came in handy
31:00 <pumpkin> Tim-Sim have they sorted the Ping yet
31:00 <Tim-Sim> might soak it in a bit of dettol
31:00 <Tim-Sim> I highly doubt it pumpkin 
31:00 <Tim-Sim> !ping
31:00 <Tim-Sim> nope
32:00 <pumpkin> submit a complaint
32:00 <Tim-Sim> to who?
32:00 <TheRon> vodka, one for you, one for me type deal
32:00 <Tim-Sim> I am not feeling as neurotic now that I have done some excercise, amazing how it works
32:00 <TheRon> nothing, butthole surfers?
32:00 <nothing> yessss
33:00 <TheRon> pepper!
33:00 <Tim-Sim> butthole surfers, hurdy gurdy man
33:00 <Tim-Sim> somebody post that and I will have a beer
34:00 <TheRon> i passed out to pepper drinking jack daniels
34:00 <TheRon> pepper is that last thing i remember
34:00 <nothing> production on this new metallica album is pretty decent.
34:00 <nothing> Electric Larry-land ?
34:00 <nothing> I think that was the abum name.
37:00 <TheRon> beck - dreams
38:00 <Tim-Sim> post the damn song damn it, I want a beer
39:00 <Tim-Sim> you bitches
39:00 <Tim-Sim> just fucken post it already
39:00 <couleurs> briteny spheres - pizza me baby 1 more time.mp3
39:00 <pumpkin> u need to calm down
39:00 <Tim-Sim> NOOOOO
40:00 <couleurs> i'm gonna do a pizza hit mix vol 1 
40:00 <Tim-Sim> ok, looks like I am going to have to post it myself
40:00 <pumpkin> im a pizza in a bottle
40:00 <pumpkin> ders on for u
41:00 <couleurs> good 1 x-tina pizzatalia 
41:00 <Tim-Sim> gettin a beer to have ready to drink at precisely the same time I post the song
42:00 <pumpkin> cant w8
42:00 <pumpkin> Pizzastreet Boys
43:00 <pumpkin> nother one for u
43:00 <pumpkin> N*pizza
43:00 <pumpkin> der u go
43:00 <Tim-Sim> it's an ice cold James Boag's premium
43:00 <Tim-Sim> quite impressed
43:00 <Tim-Sim> that I had 2 in the fridge
43:00 <TheRon> furphy's
43:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76yWZcsgwF8 
43:00 <pumpkin> red hot pizza peppers
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butthole Surfers - The Hurdy Gurdy Man (Hi-Fi VideoClip 1991 (May 20, 2007) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 812,861 views views - 3,600 likes (96.3%), 138 dislikes (3.7%)
44:00 <Tim-Sim> ahhh
45:00 <TheRon> nothing, 38 special - second chance
45:00 <Tim-Sim> where are my sun glasses
47:00 <nothing> Hahah
47:00 <nothing> You better be drinkin Tim-Sim 
47:00 <TheRon> ice is bad
48:00 <Tim-Sim> ice is great
48:00 <TheRon> just saying
48:00 <nothing> ice ice baby ?
48:00 <TheRon> cheap trick
49:00 <TheRon> the flame
49:00 <Tim-Sim> it is hot in here
49:00 <TheRon> take off all your clothes?
50:00 <Tim-Sim> no, don't want to get bum germs on my seat
50:00 <TheRon> burn that seat!
51:00 <couleurs> who's watchen richie rich da home alone prequel
51:00 <Tim-Sim> nobody, we hope
51:00 <TheRon> no
51:00 <TheRon> any tit?
52:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mary Kate and Ashley Olson - Gimme Pizza Song (Slowed Down) (Oct 24, 2010) Length: 3:28 - Category: Comedy - 2,728,392 views views - 19,324 likes (96.7%), 654 dislikes (3.3%)
52:00 <couleurs> best pizza song
53:00 <TheRon> cheap trick - the pizza
53:00 <Tim-Sim> are they the twins from Full House?
53:00 <Tim-Sim> mark me wanna barf
54:00 <TheRon> all i wanna do is make pizza to you
54:00 <couleurs> maybe
54:00 <Tim-Sim> have they done a porno scandal yet?
55:00 <couleurs> yes
55:00 <Tim-Sim> sweet
55:00 <Tim-Sim> link me
56:00 <Tim-Sim> it's ok, I'll google it
56:00 <couleurs> ok
57:00 <Tim-Sim> they all look fake to me
57:00 <Tim-Sim> god some people have weird looking dicks
57:00 <TheRon> we made pizza like strangers.....
58:00 <Tim-Sim> you do realise pizza is code for kiddie porn right?
58:00 <TheRon> no!
58:00 <Tim-Sim> hoping you don't
58:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
59:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah it was this whole pizzagate thing, don't knw if it was fake news or what but the fbi have a code word list
59:00 <Tim-Sim> cheese pizza was one of them
59:00 <TheRon> damn
59:00 <Tim-Sim> sad but true
59:00 <TheRon> sick fucks
00:00 <Tim-Sim> hankercheif was another one I think
00:00 <deadpandadolls> pizzagate is fake
00:00 <TheRon> was jackson one
00:00 <Tim-Sim> don't thinkson
01:00 <TheRon> michael?
01:00 <Tim-Sim> was he a pedo?
01:00 <TheRon> i think so yes
01:00 <Tim-Sim> remember back in the 90s there was sa big scandal about MJ have slumber parties with kids 
01:00 <Tim-Sim> ?
02:00 <Tim-Sim> was never sure if MJ was a fiddler or not
02:00 <TheRon> he was in a hotel  and order 6 oranutangs
02:00 <Tim-Sim> he was a good artist, can't deny that
02:00 <TheRon> you be the judge
02:00 <couleurs> michael jackson - pizza the world.mp3
02:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
02:00 <Tim-Sim> beer one gone already
02:00 <Tim-Sim> I need a week off work
03:00 <TheRon> already?
03:00 <Tim-Sim> yep
03:00 <TheRon> you should've done 2
03:00 <Tim-Sim> ha
04:00 <couleurs> pizza teh wurld, make it a better place 4 me n 4 u n teh entire pizza race........
04:00 <Lumeah> Lop
04:00 <Tim-Sim> lol couleurs 
04:00 <TheRon> we are the world, we are the pizza
05:00 <TheRon> nothing, cyndi lauper - i drove all night
09:00 <couleurs> cyndi lauper - girls just wanna have pizza.mp3
09:00 <TheRon> piza after pizza
09:00 <pumpkin> AAHAAAHAHA
10:00 <TheRon> cyndi lauper - all through the night
12:00 <TheRon> i just farted and it's potent
14:00 <couleurs> tmi
14:00 <TheRon> what?
15:00 <couleurs> too much infermationé
16:00 <TheRon> what a wicked game to play
16:00 <couleurs> chris pizzaak - wicked pizza.mp3
17:00 <TheRon> great clip
17:00 <pumpkin> like did he have a pizza
17:00 <couleurs> lol
18:00 <pumpkin> wheres JTG
18:00 <couleurs> who
18:00 <pumpkin> Jon The Greek
19:00 <Tim-Sim> Warrant - Pizza Pie.mp3
19:00 <Tim-Sim> :|
19:00 <TheRon> NWA - fuck the pizza
19:00 <pumpkin> AHAHA
20:00 <nothing> Niggaz wit paprika
21:00 <TheRon> baby did a bad bad thing
24:00 <TheRon> cop killer, it's better you than me
25:00 <nothing> iiiiiii, love mah kkk bitchhh
25:00 <nothing> what an album that was.
25:00 <nothing> So good.
25:00 <TheRon> somebody's cryin'
27:00 <TheRon> lisa loeb - stay
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tim-sim you here?
28:00 <Tim-Sim> yes tozza[Mobile] 
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/9ozzK59y/IMG_0705.JPG
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just got that at bartronics
29:00 <Tim-Sim> bartronica?
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bartronica i wasnt paying attention lol i could have got much further
29:00 <Tim-Sim> nice
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Arcade bar
30:00 <Tim-Sim> Does the high score stay on the machine after a cold boot?
30:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: what about the age of reason
30:00 <Tim-Sim> Bartronica should have a high score or vs competition with prizes
31:00 <nothing> they have competitions al the time.
32:00 <nothing> Mario kart and stuff.
33:00 <Tim-Sim> kids games
33:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't like there website
33:00 <pumpkin> so what games should 30+ year old men be playing then Tim-Sim?
34:00 <Tim-Sim> SFIIhf
34:00 <Tim-Sim> umm for starters
34:00 <Tim-Sim> are there many people at Bartronica, tozza[Mobile]?
44:00 <deadpandadolls> they should b playin Nier Automata!
45:00 <couleurs> food fighters - learning to pizza.mp3
47:00 <deadpandadolls> https://www.facebook.com/JamSexypants/videos/1214516395334991/
51:00 <Tim-Sim> do you guys like motorbikes?
51:00 <nothing> yes. but not very knowledgeable.
51:00 <ass_pumpkin> ^matty^ does
52:00 <nothing> killfacebook
52:00 <Tim-Sim> ass_pumpkin, 
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The street fighter machines there suck
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All controls ate flogged
53:00 <Tim-Sim> really? did you tell them that?
53:00 <Tim-Sim> are they MCA?s
53:00 <Tim-Sim> MCAs?
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> ass_pumpkin where is wabbit?
55:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile], please tell them that if they want the greatest SF2HF player to grace their establishment, they must replace them
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey jams
55:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile], are you still at Bartronica?
56:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile], if you are, get a photo of all of the SF2 machines
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I beat your mates score at bartronica just now
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/XCEsK8cs/IMG_0705.JPG
57:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile], get fotos of SF2
57:00 <Tim-Sim> please
57:00 <Tim-Sim> cunt
57:00 <pumpkin> AHAHAHAHAA
57:00 <pumpkin> Tim-Sim how many beers down are you
57:00 <Tim-Sim> only 2
57:00 <Tim-Sim> going to have some sausages in a sec
57:00 <Tim-Sim> that will slow me down
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im not there anymore
58:00 <Tim-Sim> and you didn't think to get a photo of SF2???
58:00 <Tim-Sim> wtf man?
58:00 <pumpkin> fuckin useless T
58:00 <pumpkin> also failed with the donut pics
59:00 <pumpkin> why do we even put up with ur shit, seriously
59:00 <nothing> Tim-Sim you seem over stimulated
59:00 <nothing> :)
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/XCEsK8cs/IMG_0705.JPG  
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> the scores must reset or something
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sf2 machine was piece of junk
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> His name isnt even on there
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> yes
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> yes that one is fucked
00:00 <nothing> Well, with the mount of asians to the amount of SF2 machines in melbourne. 
01:00 <nothing> not hard to see why they are obliterated.
04:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile], what type of controls are on the SF2 machines?
04:00 <Tim-Sim> nothing, asians are overrated at SF2
05:00 <Tim-Sim> like they used to say, oh the asians, this and that but really, they are just as shit as the rest of them
05:00 <Tim-Sim> they suck
05:00 <nothing> Really ? I dunno, I just see the way they play them.
05:00 <Tim-Sim> chewy on my boot
05:00 <nothing> Like viciously.
05:00 <nothing> cartwheeling all around the machine and what-not.
06:00 <Tim-Sim> lol at cartwheeling
06:00 <Tim-Sim> fuck it
06:00 <nothing> tiny little gangster yakuza rat's tail flopping in the wind.
06:00 <Tim-Sim> I am going to write bartronica a letter
06:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile], I am going to send them a scathing e-mail telling them that their SF2 machines need mandatory maintenance
06:00 <Tim-Sim> no
06:00 <nothing> LOLL.
06:00 <Tim-Sim> fuck that
07:00 <Tim-Sim> I am going to hand write it and post it in the mail
07:00 <Tim-Sim> Dear Sir/Maddam,
07:00 <pumpkin> -d
08:00 <nothing> use  type writer.
08:00 <pumpkin> they won't take you seriously with an error so early in the letter
08:00 <nothing> Sounds better.
08:00 <pumpkin> no
08:00 <pumpkin> use a feather pen
08:00 <nothing> ink pot
08:00 <Tim-Sim> Dear Sir/Madam,
09:00 <carlOz> lol tim sim
09:00 <pumpkin> much better
09:00 <Tim-Sim> On the topic of arcade memorabilia
09:00 <Tim-Sim> no no
09:00 <Tim-Sim> It has been bought to my attention
09:00 <Tim-Sim> that your establishment
09:00 <nothing> Dear Sir/Madam/Trans-gender Pumpkin 
09:00 <pumpkin> AHAHAHAHAAH
09:00 <carlOz> hahaha
10:00 <nothing> have to be PC these days.
10:00 <nothing> or you will be labelled a facist
10:00 <Tim-Sim> espouses to be the greatest of retroarcade memorabilia. 
10:00 <couleurs> Personal Computer.
10:00 <nothing> Nah, pretty cool.
10:00 <Tim-Sim> Yet, I hear reports. Rather unsavory reports regarding your joysticks. 
11:00 <nothing> would love to be a fly on the way when they recieve said letter.
11:00 <carlOz> lol@unsavory
11:00 <carlOz> nice 
13:00 <nothing> watching stuff compile is such a beautiful thing.
13:00 <Tim-Sim> Now, as an artisan/collector/master of the arts, it gives me great concern that such a fine machine, held in such high esteem by the very warriors who you seek to attract to your stadium
14:00 <nothing> LOLLL
15:00 <Tim-Sim> ie. the Street Fighter II Hyper Fighting machine by Capcom is being disrespected and held with utter fragalistic contempt. 
17:00 <Tim-Sim> One may forgo such errors as being amateurish, inexperienced but I am affraid we cannot accepts such blatant disrespect.   
17:00 <Tim-Sim> It is not proper and is in fact of ill standing. 
18:00 <Tim-Sim> Therefore, we, the Street Fighters Guild of IRC
18:00 <Tim-Sim> Request that you IMMEDIATELY update your joysticks and buttons. 
18:00 <Tim-Sim> OR a rather lengthy and expensive law suit may follow. 
19:00 <pumpkin> Regards
19:00 <pumpkin> Tim-Sim
20:00 <pumpkin> *drunk signature*
20:00 <Tim-Sim> At a minimum, you must install 12 off MCA happ style buttins and 2 MCA joysticks OR if you plan on being in business in the next two years, 12 off Sanwa Denshi buttons and 2 off JLF Sanwa Densi joysticks. 
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Reversing
22:00 <nothing> OHHH
22:00 <nothing> AMELIA
23:00 <nothing> I was wondering who the fuck is this pumpkin asshole.
24:00 <Tim-Sim> Kind Regardsm
24:00 <Tim-Sim> Tim-Sim
24:00 <Tim-Sim> Grand Master SFIIhf Champion of Victoria
24:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAAHA
24:00 <amelia> you should have known better nothing
25:00 <amelia> T you better be BBS Donut pic'n
25:00 <nothing> heheheh.
25:00 <nothing> you just reminded me of Richard Marx.
25:00 <amelia> Hazard
25:00 <nothing> But yes, duly noted. Next time gadget, next time.
26:00 <Tim-Sim> you watch, tozza[Mobile] will be so pissed that I put me down as the Grand Master SFIIhf champion. 
26:00 <amelia> you know im only playin
27:00 <Tim-Sim> I am going to have to go down to Bartronica one of these days
27:00 <Tim-Sim> is it 24 hours?
27:00 <nothing> (:
27:00 <Tim-Sim> shuts at 1am
27:00 <iBiZa> props tho
27:00 <nothing> loll.
27:00 <amelia> T & Tim could be such gr8 friends if Tim would jus take that FRieNDSHiP LeaP
28:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :))
28:00 <amelia> aloha Glennda
29:00 <Glenn> Hi iBiZa, amelia, lisa, MickTaylor, and dare I say it... l00peyd0g!
29:00 <amelia> im 2nd the best
31:00 <lisa> sup Glenn
31:00 <Tim-Sim> omg check out this photo from Bartronica
31:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.instagram.com/p/BRcklNRjTCV/
31:00 <nothing> evening lisa~!
32:00 <Tim-Sim> will need some ant-microbials on that steering wheel
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah no donught pics amelia
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The line was like 500 ppl
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/itLqYh76/IMG_0700.JPG
32:00 <amelia> you didn't go?
32:00 <lisa> hey nothing
32:00 <amelia> godamn fat fucks
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nahbwe got there and went fuck standing in that line in the heat
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We went too moomba instead
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Then nandos
33:00 <amelia> no shit
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Then bartronica
33:00 <amelia> wots a moomba
33:00 <lisa> you and nandos
33:00 <amelia> moomba #5
33:00 <nothing> LOLL
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like a big party with riddes and shit in the cbd
33:00 <nothing> 1, 2, 345.
33:00 <amelia> AHAHAAH
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Love it lis
33:00 <nothing> Mad song.
33:00 <lisa> tozza[Mobile] has forgotten everything i taught him about 'to' and 'too'
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im drunk
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But
34:00 <lisa> no excuse
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yesterday I corrected myself aboit 20 times
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im on my way home to drink more
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You too?
34:00 <amelia> You Hoo
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/mmnA1FWb/1489311375.JPG
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im dead hahaha
36:00 <Tim-Sim> I am going to go to Bartronica and line up $2 coins all the way long the bottom of the screen then beet everybody who tries to beat me 
36:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH T
36:00 <amelia> youre a mess
37:00 <Stranger> what game Tim-Sim?
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know amelia
37:00 <Tim-Sim> Street Fighter II
38:00 <Stranger> oooooo challenge accepted
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tim u been saying sf2 for 10 hours
38:00 <nothing> good photography tozza`
38:00 <Tim-Sim> Hyper fight or Super Street Fighter 2, makes no difference, nobody shall win
38:00 <Stranger> i reckon amelia could beat you too
38:00 <Stranger> hi tozza
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey
38:00 <Tim-Sim> ha, fat chance
38:00 <amelia> Tim-Sim would get taken down
38:00 <Stranger> :P
38:00 <nothing> Tim has gone Street Fighteritis
38:00 <nothing> got*
38:00 <Tim-Sim> aint gonna happen
38:00 <amelia> if i were Ryu
38:00 <Stranger> shhhh you
38:00 <nothing> A very severe case.
38:00 <Stranger> you be chun li
38:00 <amelia> fuck chun li
38:00 <nothing> the worst i've seeen.
38:00 <amelia> im Ryu
39:00 <Tim-Sim> I could beat you with any character you choose me to be
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im tozza
39:00 <amelia> u can be e honda
39:00 <Stranger> lollll
39:00 <Stranger> dhalsim
39:00 <amelia> AHHA T
39:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, that's right ANY CHARACTER
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tozza zerber
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Murrrr
39:00 <Tim-Sim> yep, Dhalsim is an old pal of mine, while noogie scon you to bits
39:00 <amelia> didnt know there was a Tozza character m8
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Maahhhh
39:00 <Tim-Sim> will
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yoga fuck
39:00 <amelia> must be some new VeRSioN
40:00 <Stranger> ok ok u can go zangief
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yoga rimjob
40:00 <Tim-Sim> yep Zangief
40:00 <Stranger> you only gotta screw pile drive me 3 times
40:00 <Tim-Sim> easy peasy
40:00 <Stranger> good luck
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zzz
40:00 <Stranger> hahhaha
40:00 <nothing> LOLL
40:00 <nothing> kinky as.
41:00 <Stranger> lol
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Vws7VZj7/1489311668.JPG
41:00 <nothing> ppoof city
41:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyone for rimming in se suburbz?
41:00 <amelia> i cant stop laughing T
41:00 <amelia> ahaahahahahahhaahhahaa
41:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile], do you take nootropics, fish oil, ginko biloba, lecithin and amphetamines before a SF2 tournament?
41:00 <amelia> you look kinda asian there
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LAWLLL
41:00 <nothing> LOLLLL
41:00 <nothing> AMPHETAMINES
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Too many questions
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I just want milk that tastes like notmal milk
42:00 <Tim-Sim> hmmm
42:00 <Tim-Sim> milk clouds the mind, not what I'd do but... 
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/dnDafU9Q/1489311776.JPG
43:00 <Stranger> do you ice your fingers before a tourney Tim-Sim?
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have 2 wanks
43:00 <nothing> Do you know where your penis is Tim-Sim  ?
43:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its inside sim
43:00 <nothing> ;)))
43:00 <amelia> T i noticed thats your going-out shirt
44:00 <b1rd> mmmm skirt
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha its all inhave ltely
44:00 <amelia> lollllllllll i woke my dog up from laughing too hard
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Buy me a new one
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
44:00 <b1rd> KickOutTheJams wears a skirt
44:00 <b1rd> cops a feel.
44:00 <b1rd> loool
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kicksout his clams
44:00 <b1rd> lool
44:00 <b1rd> he's got a mad ass
44:00 <b1rd> flabby as
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Moist
44:00 <b1rd> old man bum lol
44:00 <b1rd> yep
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Moist ass
44:00 <b1rd> i want
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Love it
44:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
45:00 <b1rd> soggy as 
45:00 <amelia> You've got your north korea shirt
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh but ill get bashed wearing hat
45:00 <b1rd> lol
45:00 <b1rd> or bloody worse...
45:00 <amelia> I'll buy u dis one
45:00 <amelia> https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server300/86394/products/7631/images/78126/10-3369-t-shirt__82941.1479223884.1280.1280.jpg?c=2
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats for house parts n shit
45:00 <b1rd> north korean sleepers target u
45:00 <b1rd> bashed nothing to worry about
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  Lmao ane
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ameloa
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmfao
45:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA
45:00 <b1rd> better pack heat with that shirt on
45:00 <nothing> Ameloa ?
45:00 <amelia> Ameloa
46:00 <amelia> Ane
46:00 <nothing> Sounds Polynesian
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs walking forwards
46:00 <amelia> ahahahaha u aint walkin nowhere m8
47:00 <nothing> crawling.
47:00 <amelia> Bbs Stumbling
47:00 <nothing> bbs vomiting under desk
47:00 <amelia> AHAHA
47:00 <nothing> bbs cleaning shoes
47:00 <b1rd> bbs walking backwards
47:00 <b1rd> loool
48:00 <b1rd> while pissing
48:00 <nothing> lolll
48:00 <b1rd> used to always do that
48:00 <amelia> Brb getting rejected for sex from gf
48:00 <b1rd> lol
48:00 <b1rd> yay
48:00 <b1rd> have a good sleep instead
48:00 <b1rd> :)
48:00 <nothing> woohoo. night off.
48:00 <b1rd> yep
48:00 <nothing> let the monster get some rest.
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im standing u dummy head
50:00 <amelia> hay dont get attitude with me u azn
54:00 <b1rd> yehh recharge
54:00 <b1rd> nar glen is top bloke
55:00 <l00peyd0g> wot bout me
58:00 <l00peyd0g> <b1rd> ur a superstar l00pey
58:00 <l00peyd0g> thanks b1rd
58:00 <nothing> lolll
58:00 <nothing> smoke times.
59:00 <couleurs> nirvana - about a pizza.mp3
01:00 <couleurs> it's my bday soon who's excited about that 
02:00 <deadpandadolls> mi
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Back in the car
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck so tired
03:00 <couleurs> thank u lisa
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Didnt even see her say anything
04:00 <Tim-Sim> just smashed some street fighter
04:00 <Tim-Sim> still getting used to the joystick
04:00 <couleurs> HeHe
04:00 <Tim-Sim> it is so much looser than the MCA
05:00 <couleurs> back on FiFa tho
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Back ok donkey kong tho
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> tozza is here
06:00 <couleurs> props
06:00 <Glenn> Oh no...!
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Problem?
07:00 <deadpandadolls> omg this family on 60 minutes, son becoming a daughter, wife/mother becoming a  man
07:00 <deadpandadolls> disgusting
07:00 <deadpandadolls> hitler would hate this!
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf lol
07:00 <nothing> fuck shitler.
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They are beautiful and brave
08:00 <nothing> and fuck television as a general rule.
08:00 <deadpandadolls> yer I love how a "modern family" means you get a sex change
08:00 <deadpandadolls> so modern
08:00 <deadpandadolls> I might get a boob job, become a moderm man
08:00 <deadpandadolls> modern*
09:00 <nothing> Do what you want, why you have to go on TV..
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Too fund it
09:00 <Tim-Sim> omg some wingnut has got the high score on SF2 but LOOK! He used 5 continues! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTH_q0GWIAAz6iV.jpg
09:00 <deadpandadolls> yer nothing
09:00 <Tim-Sim> that is blasphemy 
09:00 <deadpandadolls> exactly, why is this news
09:00 <amelia> AHAAHHA Tim-Sim
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck sakes
09:00 <amelia> SF has taken over Tim
10:00 <Tim-Sim> amelia, the last 2 digits of the Street Fighter 2 score denote the amount of challenges or continues. 
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shit fighter
10:00 <Tim-Sim> You have to beat it on 1 credit!
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I poo ken
10:00 <deadpandadolls> 1990 called said it wants its video game back
10:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]?
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The less the score the better
10:00 <deadpandadolls> akuma bro
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Isnt in sfhf
11:00 <Tim-Sim> it has to be the highest socre with 00 at the end of it
11:00 <deadpandadolls> Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo
11:00 <deadpandadolls> is the best sf ever
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That was 2 turbo
11:00 <nothing> wife beater is a much better game.
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cock beater
11:00 <deadpandadolls> i didnt look
11:00 <nothing> loll
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beat my meat
11:00 <Tim-Sim> you cunts are fucked, I'm going up the street to buy some smokes
11:00 <deadpandadolls> see, nothing
11:00 <Tim-Sim> get fucked
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok blyke
11:00 <deadpandadolls> the mother in this interview
11:00 <Tim-Sim> bbs
12:00 <deadpandadolls> saw a little boy in an interview on tv transitioning
12:00 <nothing> I cannot watch it deadpandadolls, i my commit suicide.
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow
12:00 <couleurs> i'd have a pizza fifa talkshow on tv
12:00 <amelia> AHAHA "Ok blyke"
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
12:00 <deadpandadolls> and that's when she said to herself OMG I NEED to become a man
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jist turned on me
12:00 <deadpandadolls> tv bad influence nothing
12:00 <nothing> terrible.
12:00 <deadpandadolls> u might watch it and decide to become a woman
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Southpark
12:00 <deadpandadolls> u might go cut ur willy off
12:00 <nothing> too late.
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Become a dolphin
13:00 <deadpandadolls> i might go cut my throat 
13:00 <nothing> i put my will in a little bottle.
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Get a dolphinplasty
13:00 <deadpandadolls> lol toz
13:00 <nothing> it's on the shelf now.
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Stick it in my blowhole
13:00 <deadpandadolls> r u a poof if u root a transgender
13:00 <deadpandadolls> a boy that became a girl
13:00 <deadpandadolls> like r u gay then
13:00 <deadpandadolls> coz it's not like their butthole is suddenly female
13:00 <nothing> ask Blyke
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What about if you become a woman then inly les off?
14:00 <deadpandadolls> likeur still puttin ur dick in a hole where the willy used to be
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is that considered gay
14:00 <deadpandadolls> duno ey
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id be screaming ohhh
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Scissor me timbers
14:00 <nothing> lolll
15:00 <deadpandadolls> so much free time on our hands, think I might become a woman today
15:00 <nothing> art attack
15:00 <nothing> *cuts penis off*
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
15:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Use it as a paint brush
15:00 <nothing> hahah
15:00 <amelia> ART ATTACK
15:00 <amelia> best show
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Was ok
15:00 <amelia> that talking head
15:00 <deadpandadolls> this is a really pointless time in human existence
15:00 <nothing> was a top show
15:00 <deadpandadolls> furries, ffs
15:00 <deadpandadolls> furries are the worst
16:00 <nothing> bronys ?
16:00 <nothing> I explained to my mother about bronys today. 
16:00 <nothing> She looked suitably horrified.
16:00 <deadpandadolls> you're free, you're young and can spend your time doing what you want and what do you do, walk around with a tail hanging out of your pants
16:00 <deadpandadolls> acting like a puppy
16:00 <nothing> just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
16:00 <deadpandadolls> srsly people get taken to the park, nothing, and crawl around acting as if they were dogs
17:00 <deadpandadolls> loollls
17:00 <amelia> wot about those unicorn freaks
17:00 <nothing> freaks.
17:00 <deadpandadolls> this is what our grandparents fought for in the war
17:00 <deadpandadolls> ..
17:00 <deadpandadolls> unicorn people
17:00 <deadpandadolls> dog people
17:00 <nothing> so men can dres up as furry animals.
18:00 <deadpandadolls> cartoons where men transgender in to dolphins
18:00 <deadpandadolls> loll
18:00 <tozza> home now
18:00 <tozza> what should i do
18:00 <amelia> ur math homework
18:00 <amelia> azn
19:00 <deadpandadolls> then your piano homework
19:00 <tozza> azn porn aka ppl solving math questions
19:00 <amelia> hahah
19:00 <tozza> you u subtract u naughty slut
19:00 <nothing> i saiddd DOctor YOU not Doctor WHOO
19:00 <deadpandadolls> lmaos
20:00 <tozza> iish do you consider yourself de-lish?
20:00 <amelia> jeezus.
20:00 <tozza> yes my child
20:00 <nothing> it's ok, he's a had a few.
20:00 <amelia> hahahaha
20:00 <tozza> salam halakem
20:00 <tozza> shalopp
20:00 <tozza> amen
20:00 <zaim> Logan was pretty good
21:00 <tozza> lies
21:00 <tozza> why lie for
21:00 <tozza> is huge jackass in that one?
22:00 <zaim> huge akman
22:00 <nothing> Yes, hello, I'm hugh Jass.
22:00 <tozza> huge jackoff
23:00 <couleurs> hue jackmen
23:00 <tozza> lol
23:00 <tozza> men-toss what a name for a mint
23:00 <l00peyd0g> mrwuf i'm glad u are here
23:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:00 <mrwuf> aww yea
24:00 <zaim> men tos
24:00 <zaim> not 2 ss's
24:00 <tozza> grammer nazi zaim
25:00 <nothing> mentos: "No shit"
25:00 <tozza> its like mentoss yeah and whats your point
26:00 <tozza> hopefuly u dodnt get called a tic tac tho
26:00 <nothing> fuck tic tacs are shit.
26:00 <nothing> stupidest lolly.
26:00 <tozza> toblerone in the fridge
26:00 <nothing> just end up all jammed in the seat rails on your car
26:00 <tozza> most violent on the market
27:00 <amelia> toblerone worst choc
27:00 <Stranger> u crazy amelia
27:00 <Stranger> the best
27:00 <tozza> it isnt bad its just designed shit
27:00 <amelia> unsure as to why it has not yet been discontinued
28:00 <amelia> thats how bad it is
28:00 <Stranger> and chocolate orange
28:00 <tozza> is it meant too be the swiss alps or somethig yeh
28:00 <Stranger> yummmmm
28:00 <Stranger> amd milka
28:00 <amelia> yum choc orange is good
28:00 <amelia> and choc mint
28:00 <amelia> aero
28:00 <tozza> just farted smells like choc shit 
28:00 <tozza> and nandos peri sauce
28:00 <Stranger> enjoy
28:00 <amelia> I'll put that toblerone somewhere if u ain't careful
28:00 <nothing> i remeber those massive toblerones.
28:00 <nothing> that were like a meter long.
29:00 <nothing> Always wanted one of those.
29:00 <amelia> ohhh they still have em in airports
29:00 <amelia> duty free
29:00 <nothing> of course they do.
29:00 <nothing> At the frikkin' airport.
29:00 <amelia> ahahahahaaha
29:00 <tozza> spanish come compen my door
29:00 <nothing> no love for the average consumer.
30:00 <amelia> i think at xmas time they come out too
30:00 <amelia> those white rafaellos are joy too
30:00 <Stranger> good you can buy me one amelia
30:00 <tozza> i remember a friend of mine was coming over n he was taking ages so i decided too jump in the shower i called him up sayin im jumpin in the shower man ive left the door open just come in he goes mm sounds tempting
31:00 <amelia> you buy me one after i whoop yo ass
31:00 <Stranger> hahahaha
31:00 <Stranger> ok
31:00 <Stranger> but u wont eat it so wim wim
31:00 <Stranger> win win even
31:00 <Tim-Sim> back
31:00 <Stranger> wb Tim-Sim
31:00 <tozza> u calm now sim?
31:00 <amelia> damn i didn't think that one thru
31:00 <Tim-Sim> thanks Stranger 
31:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah tozza
32:00 <Tim-Sim> nice and calm 
32:00 <nothing> LOLLL
32:00 <nothing> poof as.
32:00 <Tim-Sim> bought some durries
32:00 <Tim-Sim> from the drive though
33:00 <nothing> fuck yes!#
33:00 <Tim-Sim> went to the servo but nobody was answering the door?
33:00 <tozza> http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Tampon#/Image:Use-a-Tampon-Step-1.jpg
33:00 <Tim-Sim> mate
34:00 <Tim-Sim> "You can always pull it out with the string, or reach in and grab it with your fingers if the string breaks. "
34:00 <amelia> jeezus
34:00 <tozza> just blast the garden hose up there
34:00 <tozza> love how the perso has a thought bubble
34:00 <tozza> like thats what they are thinking of
34:00 <nothing> dirtbag as
35:00 <Stranger> wow thats graphic
35:00 <Stranger> thanks
35:00 <Tim-Sim> "Find your vagina. This is the most common hurdle first-time tampon users run into, and it can seem really daunting. "
35:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
35:00 <tozza> Three tampons are walking down the street, there names are normal, extra protection and maxi. which one says hello none because they're all stuck up bitches.
35:00 <Stranger> geezzzz hate to know if they cant find it
35:00 <Tim-Sim> haha
36:00 <nothing> looks like she is inserting a minature baseball bat into her vagina.
36:00 <Tim-Sim> pretty low brow stranger but haha none the less
36:00 <Stranger> hahaha bella donna
36:00 <Stranger> baseball bat
36:00 <nothing> I wish i was good at photoshop. 
36:00 <nothing> right now.
37:00 <tozza> shotophop bro
37:00 <nothing> oh the luls. 
37:00 <tozza> im a regular jim jefferies aye
38:00 <nothing> decaf jim jefferies
39:00 <BLykE> ok where is a real woman
39:00 <BLykE> please
39:00 <BLykE> identify yourself
39:00 <b1rd> LULz
39:00 <b1rd> how's ya meds goin son?
39:00 <BLykE> oi im fishy enough
39:00 <b1rd> what you on and what dose?
40:00 <BLykE> if you caught me you could say i caught a fish this big
40:00 <BLykE> bigger than your arm span
40:00 <BLykE> lols
40:00 <BLykE> fuck i am a funny person
40:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza, did you see this when you were there at Bartronica? http://imgur.com/a/mBqtt
41:00 <tozza> worst photo shop ever
41:00 <tozza> plus the board had changed now
41:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
42:00 <Tim-Sim> that is a really shit score anyway
42:00 <Tim-Sim> pathetic
42:00 <Stranger> hahhaahhaha Tim-Sim
42:00 <tozza> Tampax have replaced the string on there tampons with tinsel but only for the christmas period? 
42:00 <nothing> LOLOLOLLL
43:00 <BLykE> BLykE:
43:00 <tozza> tozza:
43:00 <tozza> sim-tim
43:00 <BLykE> BLykE: {╩}
43:00 <nothing> ~~~~)____)
43:00 <tozza> wow thats creative
44:00 <BLykE> A·ÑD
44:00 <BLykE> what
44:00 <nothing> LOLL
44:00 <BLykE> ï
44:00 <nothing> IF YOU SAY SO.
44:00 <partay> BLykE are you sedated tonight?
44:00 <BLykE> ïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïï/\]]==--___
44:00 <BLykE> ïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïï/\]]==------------ l00peyd0g 
44:00 <tozza> ^ DAFAQ
45:00 <tozza> is it a needle?
45:00 <BLykE> lols
45:00 <nothing> Supposed to be a tampon.
45:00 <nothing> hahah
45:00 <BLykE> (()) ()( ) )
45:00 <BLykE> (    ) ())
45:00 <tozza> blyke
45:00 <BLykE> what
45:00 <tozza> i dont speak alien
46:00 <BLykE> e  (O  O)
46:00 <BLykE> t   ) (
46:00 <nothing> ()===)__,,,,,,)---- 
46:00 <nothing> meh.
46:00 <couleurs> 8======D
46:00 <tozza> stahpit
46:00 <nothing> :(
46:00 <tozza> lol colorsa
46:00 <nothing> ok.
47:00 <Tim-Sim> you guys alright?
47:00 <nothing> Tim-Sim has been rowdy tonight.
47:00 <tozza> i got a 6 but i might just go to bed and watch i-fish
47:00 <tozza> sit in my jocks
47:00 <partay> tozza sup
47:00 <tozza> notin partay man
47:00 <Tim-Sim> I am going to bed at 10:20pm
47:00 <Tim-Sim> 10:30pm
47:00 <BLykE> 1     //\\ //\\  
47:00 <BLykE> 2    ^))( V )((^
47:00 <BLykE> 3   ///\\\ ///\\\
47:00 <BLykE> 4         V  
47:00 <tozza> juz got back home from city now im tired
47:00 <BLykE> lols
47:00 <partay> tozza do you live with your gf
47:00 <BLykE> stupid crap font
48:00 <tozza> blyke that was close too being ban lol
48:00 <tozza> think its 5 lines
48:00 <partay> BLykE paste a bigger one 
48:00 <tozza> no partay
48:00 <tozza> u wanna come over?
48:00 <partay> show me your acsii skillz
48:00 <tozza> sit in jocks and watch i-fish?
49:00 <tozza> the guy is a tool but its entertaining
49:00 <tozza> who calls their kid jet reef
49:00 <nothing> i-fart?
49:00 <tozza> done a few of dem
49:00 <partay> i can eWatch with you... cos i am also in jocks with a fresh bourbon
49:00 <tozza> dutched my gf in da car
49:00 <tozza> TOM YOU FUCKING STINK
49:00 <nothing> he gets way over excited that guy.
49:00 <tozza> GOD TOM CAN YOU NOT
49:00 <nothing> I bet he hasn't had a root in years.
49:00 <tozza> CAN YOU FUCKING STOP IT TOM ITS GROSS
49:00 <partay> tozza i have a friend who named their 2 x boys reef and lake 
50:00 <Tim-Sim> tell him he is a dickhead
50:00 <Tim-Sim> please
50:00 <tozza> partay fair enuff
50:00 <partay> legit
50:00 <nothing> lolllll
51:00 <tozza> riends ttacked by flys today its all red and bleeding
51:00 <tozza> :(
51:00 <Picard> fuck
51:00 <partay> flys?
51:00 <tozza> friends dogs yeh flys
51:00 <tozza> sorry bluetooth didnt reach that far
51:00 <partay> Picard LOL
51:00 <tozza> ive seen a pic of picard
52:00 <partay> handsome devil
52:00 <Picard> partgay hello
52:00 <tozza> i got a wide on
52:00 <partay> lol
52:00 <Picard> tozza who hasnt?
52:00 <tozza> fucked if i know
52:00 <tozza> my mum i guess?
52:00 <tozza> last time i seen u ya joined and called us all a bunch of fuckwits
52:00 <tozza> your a top bloke man
53:00 <tozza> love it
53:00 <Picard> i stand by that comment
53:00 <tozza> surprised you can stand
53:00 <tozza> tee hee hee
53:00 <partay> Picard sometimes gets the sads when ge gets a glimpse of himself in the reflection of the monitor
54:00 <Picard> */
54:00 <tozza> !ping
54:00 <tozza> lx- [tozza PING reply]: 1.Seconds
54:00 <Tim-Sim2> 1 second
54:00 <tozza> lmao wtf
55:00 <tozza> AMELIA
55:00 <tozza> my life long friend
55:00 <amelia> AMEWIA
55:00 <tozza> yeh
55:00 <tozza> ahh meee wee yaaah
55:00 <tozza> u zumdin zpecial
56:00 <tozza> u zonna zet it you
56:00 <amelia> bwhahahaahahhaahhaahhaha
56:00 <amelia> cheezels pls
56:00 <tozza> eh eh eh eh eh 
56:00 <tozza> finissss
56:00 <tozza> dat was gwate
56:00 <tozza> its mia
56:00 <partay> Kynetic
56:00 <tozza> wb mia
56:00 <partay> Picard hows life treating you ?
57:00 <tozza> hes getting beamed off
57:00 <partay> hahahaha
57:00 <tozza> LMAO
57:00 <partay> like that
57:00 <amelia> HAHA
57:00 <partay> he hates me 
57:00 <tozza> hilarious
57:00 <MiaOneness> hello
58:00 <amelia> khalifa
58:00 <tozza> wb gurlll
58:00 <partay> its not my fault he was dealt a 72 texas holdem hand in life 
58:00 <tozza> paray that was hilarious
59:00 <tozza> well ladies i just unbuttoned my shirt fully
59:00 <Glenn> ...mmmmm... were you in #NerdHacks a few moments ago Arbition?
59:00 <amelia> have u finished ur math homework yet, Nhan?
59:00 <Arbition> I guess so
59:00 <Arbition> I mean, I just DCed from the server
59:00 <tozza> yeh
59:00 <Arbition> so not 100% sure what you're asking
00:00 <tozza> turned on the aircon the cool breeze has my my nips stand out
01:00 <tozza> can juice an orange now with these babies
01:00 <tozza> or cut glass even
01:00 <amelia> damnnn son
01:00 <tozza> be used as a ninja tool LOL
01:00 <tozza> zam zommo u zot hard zips again eh ehe eh eh eh
01:00 <amelia> AAHAAHAHAHHA
02:00 <amelia> make with the voice clip already
02:00 <tozza> i have no way of sending it too u
02:00 <tozza> ill record a phone call and put it on youtube
02:00 <partay> amelia can then add it to her spank bank 
02:00 <amelia> where there's a will theres a way
02:00 <tozza> need to hang my going out shirt up
02:00 <tozza> for next time
03:00 <amelia> partay is onto me
03:00 <amelia> AHAAH
03:00 <amelia> the next time u turn asian and get wasted
03:00 <amelia> do you not live with your girl?
03:00 <partay> asked and answered
03:00 <amelia> i dc before i got answer
03:00 <tozza> amelia
03:00 <amelia> ya fuck
03:00 <tozza> buy me this shirt
03:00 <tozza> http://www.micetrap.net/shop/catalog/adolf-hitler-european-tour-1939-1945-shirt-p-3334.html
04:00 <l00peyd0g> here b1rd https://www.facebook.com/9NewsPerth/videos/1546865388658949/
04:00 <amelia> AHAHAA
04:00 <amelia> no u get pug shirt
04:00 <amelia> answer my q
04:00 <tozza> what question its hard too read i have no glasses
04:00 <amelia> (amelia) do you not live with your girl?
05:00 <tozza> no i dont
05:00 <tozza> im all awaone ehe eh eh eh
05:00 <amelia> damn u slow
05:00 <amelia> 7 yrs
05:00 <tozza> i told ya she has family committments that are more important than us
05:00 <amelia> ah okay
06:00 <amelia> didn't see that cos i dc
06:00 <tozza> nah i said that the other week
06:00 <amelia> not to me m8
06:00 <tozza> maybe it wasnt too you
06:00 <partay> amelia you should head over to tozzas place and bring him a beer
06:00 <tozza> nah i got beer
07:00 <amelia> in his nip will poke my eye out
07:00 <amelia> no*
07:00 <tozza> LAWL
07:00 <tozza> yeh its true
07:00 <tozza> i can direct traffic with these nipple fats
07:00 <amelia> hahaha
07:00 <amelia> weltum bax nothing
08:00 <tozza> haha
08:00 <nothing> lolll cheers.
08:00 <tozza> i dont know what i want
08:00 <amelia> T the other day i was browsing on my phone
08:00 <amelia> n out of nowhere i hear that song in the vid of you driving
08:00 <tozza> yeh
08:00 <tozza> LOL
08:00 <amelia> somehow it jus reloaded
09:00 <amelia> scared the fuck out of me
09:00 <tozza> phil collins maaaaate
09:00 <amelia> I was like ...T?!?!
09:00 <tozza> is is that you
09:00 <amelia> haahahahahahha
09:00 <tozza> then u hear me thru the phone
09:00 <tozza> heywoo my fwen eh eh eh
09:00 <amelia> are u contacting @ me thru mozilla
10:00 <tozza> i use explorer mate
10:00 <tozza> ceebz with multiple browsers n shit
10:00 <amelia> ain't no school like the old school
10:00 <tozza> or me just no school at all
10:00 <amelia> u fail @ school
12:00 <partay> tozza you dont ise IE do you ?
12:00 <tozza> yeh
12:00 <partay> the shame
12:00 <tozza> fuck chrome
12:00 <Epi> i use IE FF and chrome :/
12:00 <tozza> google is my search engine not my browser
13:00 <partay> chrome is way more user friendly
13:00 <partay> you can search in the address bar
13:00 <partay> its perfect
13:00 <Epi> IE has the best 'network' monitor tab, FF is nicest to browse in, chrome has best element inspector
13:00 <tozza> can do that too in ie lol
14:00 <tozza> SU SUSUDIO
14:00 <partay> IE reminds me of netscape
14:00 <tozza> reminds me of bonzai buddy
14:00 <partay> tozza the "no phil collins" neon sign is flashing
14:00 <Epi> ie 11+ is actually good surprisingly 
15:00 <partay> or nutscrape as we used to call it 
15:00 <spanish> Hello
16:00 <tozza> LMAOOOOOO
16:00 <spanish> Tozza
16:00 <tozza> spanish your fwen is ere
16:00 <spanish> Yes I know
17:00 <partay> 3n4o 5p6i7ll 8c9o10ll11i12n13s
17:00 <partay> the neon sign has spoken
17:00 <nothing> LOLL
17:00 <partay> hi spanish
17:00 <nothing> i use AOL browser.
17:00 <spanish> Hi partay
17:00 <tozza> go on partay ban me LOOOOL
18:00 <tozza> man that stinks
18:00 <tozza> phoar
19:00 <tozza> spunkguy 
19:00 <partay> hi Spunkyguy asl ?
19:00 <amelia> tomorrow wake up to article of drunk asian melbourne man gassed himself to death overnight
19:00 <tozza> LOLLLL
19:00 <tozza> austnet news
19:00 <b1rd> where
19:00 <amelia> AHAHA
19:00 <partay> is there a new one ?
19:00 <b1rd> blyke one?
19:00 <tozza> tozza is no longert with us he wont really be missed
19:00 <spanish> Hi amelia
19:00 <tozza> no more phil collins thank fuck
19:00 <amelia> bwahahhaahahhahaa
19:00 <tozza> <spanish> Hi amelia
19:00 <tozza> LAWLLL
19:00 <b1rd> hope not feature me in next news
19:00 <b1rd> loool
19:00 <amelia> he is survived by his going out shirt & games
20:00 <amelia> hai spanish
20:00 <partay> i think amelia and spanish should bump uglies 
20:00 <tozza> b1rd ur gonna be in it you always are
20:00 <b1rd> lies lol
20:00 <b1rd> l0l
20:00 <b1rd> still hungry
20:00 <b1rd> hrrrm what else to scoff
21:00 <tozza> seed not filling?
21:00 <b1rd> is ok lol
21:00 <b1rd> but got mad appetite
21:00 <tozza> think spunkguy has plenty of seed well he did until spanish got too him
21:00 <b1rd> love me seeds tho
21:00 <b1rd> mmmmmm
21:00 <amelia> halloumi chips
21:00 <nothing> Hahah
21:00 <b1rd> yummy
21:00 <b1rd> :P
21:00 <amelia> Spunkyguy is who i thought spanish waa
21:00 <amelia> was
21:00 <tozza> here have some dried cuttlefish
22:00 <tozza> LOL
22:00 <b1rd> oh yum
22:00 <amelia> cos Spunkyguy used to use the nick SpanishGuy
22:00 <b1rd> love that. sallllty
22:00 <tozza> LAWLLLLLL
22:00 <b1rd> brb checking if the gook has stocked up or not
22:00 <Tim-Sim> is spanish a homosexual?
22:00 <b1rd> raids on cupboard
22:00 <b1rd> nar jus a pedo
22:00 <b1rd> loool
22:00 <b1rd> hetero non pedo when not drunk
22:00 <tozza> nah he is a bear
23:00 <b1rd> homo and hetero pedo when drinks
23:00 <b1rd> Lol
23:00 <tozza> arent you spanish
23:00 <tozza> speak up
23:00 <nothing> no no
23:00 <Kynetic> partay
23:00 <tozza> who comes too a corwded bar too be silent
23:00 <amelia> fuzzy spuzzy
23:00 <Kynetic> you mofo
24:00 <partay> Kynetic i heard you been chasing down hethans ?
24:00 <amelia> godamnit
24:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza, was there in mean people at Bartronica?
24:00 <tozza> its like world war 2 in here
24:00 <Kynetic> yeah mate
24:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza, was there any mean people at Bartronica?
24:00 <Kynetic> popo have caught two of them now
24:00 <partay> excellent
24:00 <tozza> no tim why would there be lol
24:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAA
24:00 <partay> when are we going to go baseball bat them ?
24:00 <Kynetic> firm leads on 2 more
24:00 <Kynetic> lol
24:00 <Kynetic> wont need to
24:00 <partay> bs
24:00 <amelia> yes, very good question Tim-Sim
24:00 <Kynetic> they'll be spending some time away 
24:00 <Tim-Sim> because there are usually mean people in the city where people dirnk
25:00 <partay> if it was me... they'd be broken bones 
25:00 <tozza> LOL
25:00 <tozza> well no there wasnt
25:00 <tozza> its all my people in their
25:00 <amelia> Tim-Sim is 4 beers & a coupla snaggaz down
25:00 <tozza> always saying how cool i look and how jelly they are of my dk skillz
25:00 <amelia> did they like ur going out shirt
25:00 <tozza> amelia i made one girl have to go the toilet cause she gushed
26:00 <Tim-Sim> why? is it a really nice shirt?
26:00 <amelia> made dat gapin hole gush
26:00 <spanish> Lol
26:00 <amelia> yeah it's pretty fancy
26:00 <b1rd> gaping
26:00 <amelia> & blue
26:00 <b1rd> paints images in mind
26:00 <b1rd> lol
26:00 <BLykE> amelia: 
26:00 <amelia> it brings out his brown eyes
26:00 <Tim-Sim> lol at tozza, goin' all Billy Mitchell...
27:00 <tozza> made i was half a board away from 100k again
27:00 <tozza> mate
27:00 <Tim-Sim> spewin
27:00 <amelia> Tim-Sim are you any closer to meeting tozza
27:00 <Tim-Sim> I couldn't get passed 15,000 this morning
27:00 <amelia> perhaps your first date could be @ that game place
28:00 <amelia> and T could wear his fancy shirt
28:00 <Tim-Sim> no amelia
28:00 <amelia> and u could wear ur beard
28:00 <partay> chicks love beards and guys who play games 
28:00 <Tim-Sim> He will meet me when he goes to Bartronica and some dude whips him on SF2hf
28:00 <Tim-Sim> then he will know
28:00 <tozza> id be making all the girls whisper n i apprach and they say are you tozza n im like
28:00 <tozza> yeh im kind of a big deal
28:00 <Tim-Sim> he has met the Tim-Sim
28:00 <tozza> then they want pics with me
28:00 <tozza> ask tim to take them
29:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
29:00 <amelia> some bearded dude with is oscilloscope
29:00 <amelia> his*
29:00 <spanish> Hehe
29:00 <b1rd> lol sillyscope
29:00 <b1rd> hot
30:00 <Tim-Sim> amelia, I wont be taking the oscilloscope to Bartronica...
30:00 <Tim-Sim> I am not a nerd
30:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
30:00 <amelia> o gosh my mistake
30:00 <b1rd> mount it in ya car
30:00 <Tim-Sim> but I will be writing them a leter
30:00 <amelia> not sure how i came to that conclusion
30:00 <b1rd> up on dash, big old CRO
30:00 <Tim-Sim> you can count on that
31:00 <Tim-Sim> would probably look good mounted on the dash actually
31:00 <b1rd> i reckon
31:00 <b1rd> retro
31:00 <b1rd> then soldering station 
31:00 <Tim-Sim> it is not a CRO though, it is a  digital LCD one
31:00 <b1rd> awww
31:00 <b1rd> gay
31:00 <b1rd> i got portable digital cro
31:00 <Tim-Sim> nah, it is good quality
31:00 <b1rd> what brand
31:00 <b1rd> ?
31:00 <Tim-Sim> Tektronix
32:00 <b1rd> hrrrm k
32:00 <b1rd> ok. but better for pro's
32:00 <b1rd> but cost arm and leg
32:00 <Tim-Sim> umm
32:00 <b1rd> you can pay 100 grand plus
32:00 <b1rd> for some high spec and branded stuff
32:00 <Tim-Sim> I paid $50 for mine
33:00 <b1rd> score
33:00 <Tim-Sim> bought it form some wingnut that went to Monash Uni
33:00 <Tim-Sim> I think he stole it
33:00 <b1rd> lool
33:00 <b1rd> grouse price
33:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah man
33:00 <b1rd> good sample rate ?
34:00 <Tim-Sim> 1G/s 60Mhz
34:00 <b1rd> not bad
34:00 <b1rd> for 50
34:00 <Tim-Sim> 1GS/s 60Mhz
34:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah for $50 heeehehehee
34:00 <b1rd> grouse 
34:00 <b1rd> my lil one's just a cheapy
34:00 <b1rd> not really accurate
35:00 <Tim-Sim> cool, we can't all be winners. 
35:00 <b1rd> ok for basic troubleshooting tho
35:00 <b1rd> indeed
35:00 <b1rd> :)
35:00 <tozza> scores 9300k
36:00 <Stranger> billy mitchells chilli sauce
36:00 <tozza> i hear its quite tasty
36:00 <Stranger> lolll
37:00 <Stranger> ring him and ask him if you can be asutralia distributor
37:00 <b1rd> distribute it to ya kitchen
37:00 <b1rd> and no further loool
38:00 <Stranger> lollll
38:00 <b1rd> yucky beers
38:00 <nothing> lolll
38:00 <Tim-Sim> oh you no like?
38:00 <b1rd> too late for beers now
38:00 <b1rd> nar its nice
38:00 <b1rd> had lunchtime longneck tho
38:00 <b1rd> so now my morning
38:00 <Tim-Sim> longnecks
38:00 <b1rd> yep
38:00 <b1rd> carlton draught
38:00 <Tim-Sim> aint had a longneck in ages
38:00 <b1rd> good for the drive home
38:00 <nothing> i'd kill someone for a beer right now.
39:00 <b1rd> coz don't have to crack two stubs
39:00 <b1rd> lol
39:00 <Tim-Sim> such a pussy, couldn't drink it fast enough before it got warm, I reckon
39:00 <b1rd> should
39:00 <b1rd> yepp
39:00 <b1rd> u gotta smash it down
39:00 <tobor> hello
39:00 <Tim-Sim> I have heaps of beer nothing 
39:00 <nothing> longies are where it's at.
39:00 <b1rd> yes
39:00 <b1rd> neck up!
39:00 <Tim-Sim> that is what my stepdad and all his mates used to drink in the 80s
39:00 <Tim-Sim> longnecks
39:00 <b1rd> yeppp lol
39:00 <b1rd> 80's mate
40:00 <b1rd> best times
40:00 <nothing> git a mullet and a longie up ya.
40:00 <b1rd> hell yeah
40:00 <b1rd> box of longies
40:00 <Tim-Sim> no mullets on those guys
40:00 <b1rd> 20 bucks
40:00 <b1rd> less even
40:00 <nothing> what a time to be 18.
40:00 <Tim-Sim> a few moustaches, short hair, tough mofos though
40:00 <b1rd> lolll
40:00 <b1rd> dink me mate on the hangers, carrying slab
40:00 <b1rd> bmx bandits
40:00 <nothing> lol @ hangers.
41:00 <b1rd> yerrr
41:00 <b1rd> always the double
41:00 <nothing> on the pushie
41:00 <b1rd> yeh mate
41:00 <b1rd> and pegs on back
41:00 <b1rd> can do 3some
41:00 <nothing> hahahah
41:00 <b1rd> lollll
41:00 <b1rd> the time we stuck motorbike front end onto pushy
41:00 <b1rd> frame bend laters
41:00 <b1rd> good suspension
42:00 <nothing> Hahaha
42:00 <b1rd> cheaper than fancy bikes
42:00 <nothing> better.
42:00 <b1rd> looool
42:00 <b1rd> 80's lol
42:00 <nothing> peg and card on the back spokes
42:00 <nothing> loll
42:00 <b1rd> yeppp lool
42:00 <b1rd> no shit
43:00 <b1rd> vandalism for the lulz
43:00 <b1rd> on way home
43:00 <b1rd> steal a car 
43:00 <nothing> oh hell yeah.
43:00 <b1rd> later in the night
43:00 <b1rd> lool do a burg
43:00 <b1rd> knock off me teachers landrover
43:00 <b1rd> hq up the street
43:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
43:00 <tobor> http://imgur.com/gallery/kOuLIMj
43:00 <tobor> how far this dog gonna go?
43:00 <b1rd> had the dog squad and choppers after us one night
44:00 <b1rd> fkn still didnt catch us
44:00 <Tim-Sim> sounds like you guys should be in prison
44:00 <nothing> hahahah
44:00 <b1rd> we made bolt for it
44:00 <b1rd> ninja styles lol
44:00 <b1rd> yer true
44:00 <nothing> Been thereee
44:00 <nothing> LOLLL.
44:00 <Tim-Sim> ahh ninja run, did a few of those
44:00 <b1rd> cops later ask us 
44:00 <b1rd> fuckk u guys should be in sports
44:00 <b1rd> like narrr fuck that, gottta cop a chase to run like that
44:00 <b1rd> lollll
44:00 <nothing> hahah
44:00 <tozza> i am its called arcade olympics
44:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
44:00 <nothing> can run like a bastard with cops behind me.
44:00 <b1rd> hell yeah
45:00 <b1rd> motivation
45:00 <nothing> become and instant ninja.
45:00 <b1rd> loool yep
45:00 <nothing> polevault fences.
45:00 <tozza> an instant johnninja
45:00 <b1rd> mad high fence
45:00 <b1rd> yeh fully
45:00 <b1rd> fat abo mate had to boost him up tho
45:00 <b1rd> but i was skinny as straight over
45:00 <b1rd> lool
45:00 <b1rd> lay low, chopper over
45:00 <Tim-Sim> into some dudes backyard, cut a whole in a dudes shed window, light came pissing out everywhere, lit up his back yard, full of dope plants
45:00 <b1rd> all goes quiet later
46:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
46:00 <nothing> LOLLL
46:00 <b1rd> noice
46:00 <b1rd> yeh
46:00 <b1rd> oh man the times we went cropping
46:00 <b1rd> good times
46:00 <b1rd> lol
46:00 <b1rd> got mad buds
46:00 <b1rd> fkn did car clutch on way back tho
46:00 <Tim-Sim> started raining a bit, freaked out, pulled the power cable out of the top of the shed and ZAPPPP, we both got electrocuted
46:00 <Tim-Sim> what a rush
46:00 <b1rd> had to hitch ride
46:00 <b1rd> with bud under top
47:00 <Tim-Sim> then we grabbed some plants and hiked it through everybodies backyards
47:00 <nothing> hahahah, Tim-Sim 
47:00 <b1rd> lol 
47:00 <nothing> lol @ b1rd
47:00 <Tim-Sim> he came out looking for us, driving around the street
47:00 <b1rd> we did the mobs plants few times
47:00 <b1rd> but mate freaked out
47:00 <b1rd> when told him who we about to rob
47:00 <b1rd> chickened out. lol im like dw its just the mafia
47:00 <b1rd> they only got few guns dw lol
47:00 <b1rd> before martyn bryant lol
47:00 <Tim-Sim> we used to call it "doing a rip"
48:00 <Tim-Sim> "went on a rip"
48:00 <b1rd> LOLL
48:00 <b1rd> lol yeh
48:00 <b1rd> croppin boe
48:00 <nothing> LOLLL
48:00 <Tim-Sim> some people would put fish hooks at the base of their plants
48:00 <b1rd> dw mate they only got semi auto 12 gauge
48:00 <nothing> lol.
48:00 <b1rd> lol only good for few yards lool
48:00 <b1rd> he'
48:00 <b1rd> hes like fuck this 
48:00 <nothing> Don;t feel no fish hooks when your that pumped
48:00 <tozza> lol true
49:00 <b1rd> :P
49:00 <tozza> shotties have to fucking range
49:00 <tozza> 5 feet on b1rdshot if your lucky
49:00 <Tim-Sim> special hsort barrel
49:00 <tozza> 50 feet
49:00 <b1rd> yeh lol
49:00 <Tim-Sim> especially short barrel
49:00 <tozza> shorts are shite
49:00 <b1rd> he shat tho, back to car..
49:00 <b1rd> was mad outdoor plants
49:00 <Tim-Sim> still would not want to get hit by any shotgun
50:00 <nothing> work better if youthrow it
50:00 <Tim-Sim> shotgun can still kill at 50 feet, easily
50:00 <tozza> LOOL
50:00 <b1rd> hard to off someone with shotty
50:00 <tozza> if you use slugzz maybe
50:00 <b1rd> gotta get up real close lol
50:00 <Tim-Sim> depends on the load
50:00 <Tim-Sim> choke etc. 
50:00 <b1rd> yeh
50:00 <tozza> but not b1rdsot
50:00 <Tim-Sim> nah not birdshot
50:00 <tozza> single shoit sluggz
50:00 <tozza> i got some that look like jet turbines
50:00 <nothing> i'm so skinny, they'd never have a chance of hitting me. 
50:00 <b1rd> but for a kill tho, hard as
50:00 <tozza> LMAO
50:00 <b1rd> with any load
50:00 <b1rd> lool
50:00 <tozza> nothing really is nothing
51:00 <nothing> Hahah
51:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza, rifled barrel?
51:00 <b1rd> hehe
51:00 <b1rd> matrix style
51:00 <b1rd> outta there
51:00 <nothing> 5mm thick
51:00 <tozza> tim 28 inch with 4 diff chokes
51:00 <b1rd> next man i shoot def. not use shotty
51:00 <b1rd> loool
51:00 <Tim-Sim> what sort if you don't mind me asking?
52:00 <b1rd> nobody trusts me with a weapon for longer than it takes to use it on someone tho
52:00 <b1rd> lol
52:00 <tozza>  adler a110
52:00 <b1rd> so don't get to play with em much a
52:00 <Tim-Sim> ahh, an adler, sweet
52:00 <Tim-Sim> I seen em
52:00 <tozza> lot of hype over nothing
52:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
53:00 <b1rd> only lever action
53:00 <Tim-Sim> I agree
53:00 <nothing> always
53:00 <nothing> ;)
53:00 <b1rd> was never illegal
53:00 <tozza> yeh they tried making it illegal tho
53:00 <b1rd> stupid 
53:00 <b1rd> yeh
53:00 <tozza> cause some dude was making 10 shot mags for them and stuff
53:00 <Tim-Sim> so?
53:00 <tozza> criminals are gonna go with a pump not a shitty lever action
53:00 <tozza> from the 1800s
54:00 <nothing> loll
54:00 <Tim-Sim> as long as it can reload quick
54:00 <b1rd> used to have good shotguns before martyn bryant
54:00 <nothing> do real criminals exist any more ?
54:00 <Tim-Sim> lever action is not quit as versatile as a pummp but pretty close
54:00 <nothing> Usually just iced up freaks nowadays.
54:00 <MuGgSY> sluts
54:00 <tozza> fgt
54:00 <b1rd> well, few left, nothing 
54:00 <b1rd> not many tho
55:00 <nothing> yeah.
55:00 <b1rd> getting em one at a time lol
55:00 <nothing> loll
55:00 <Tim-Sim> that ruger precision looks cool as, kind of a tryhard entry level budget "tactical" shooter. pretty cool fro $2000
55:00 <tozza> y friend has it tim-sim
55:00 <b1rd> lil crim brought his guns to school stored in locker 
55:00 <tozza> b1rd didnt like me posting the pic of it lol
56:00 <b1rd> fat lil shit wanted to shoot me
56:00 <b1rd> he could swing a good punch too
56:00 <b1rd> narr
56:00 <b1rd> jus triggered me ay
56:00 <b1rd> sry
56:00 <tozza> dw
56:00 <b1rd> all good now :)
56:00 <tozza> yeh old shit that
57:00 <b1rd> ahah
57:00 <b1rd> lol dude who shot at me and mate
57:00 <b1rd> coz we being noisy
57:00 <b1rd> on way home from piss up
57:00 <b1rd> funny times
57:00 <tobor> MuGgSY ya fuckin weapon how are ya
57:00 <b1rd> interupt my sleep you shits!
57:00 <Tim-Sim> a lot of people do not realise that by banning semi auto rifles, it has made gun owners better trained and more lethal
58:00 <Tim-Sim> that was told to me by a gunsmith/firearms instructor
58:00 <partay> the fucking robot 
58:00 <partay> literally 
58:00 <b1rd> not a bad thing for law abiding gun owners tho
58:00 <Tim-Sim> because everytime you fire a bolt action, you have to reload and resight the gun, then once you get good at it, you are a pro
58:00 <tobor> hey heyyyyyy partay
58:00 <Tim-Sim> target acquisition 
58:00 <b1rd> bolt action lol
59:00 <partay> how was your weekend champ?
59:00 <Tim-Sim> improves target acquisition 
59:00 <b1rd> long time since fired them
59:00 <Tim-Sim> bolt actions are more accurate than semi autos too
59:00 <b1rd> yeh
59:00 <b1rd> if u get good at it, can reload fairly fast
59:00 <tobor> not bad thanks.
59:00 <tobor> and you
59:00 <tozza> straightpul bolts are very quick
00:00 <tozza> l=im getting a warwick wfa1 at the end of the year
00:00 <b1rd> cops'd never give me licence, i should try for the lulz tho
01:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
01:00 <b1rd> maybe i behave another 5 years see what happens
01:00 <b1rd> had AVO from neighbour 
01:00 <b1rd> banned me from holding licence lol
01:00 <b1rd> bastard he was
01:00 <b1rd> bloody go to jacks over domestic
01:00 <b1rd> weak dog lol
01:00 <b1rd> pandy!!
02:00 <tozza> ld0g
03:00 <b1rd> ahh i try sleeps
03:00 <b1rd> night yall
03:00 <Tim-Sim> nite b1rd 
03:00 <tozza> latahz
03:00 <nothing> night bruz
03:00 <b1rd> fkn melb weather tho
03:00 <b1rd> night Tim-Sim, tozza, nothing 
03:00 <b1rd> :)
03:00 <tozza> catch
05:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza, are you left hand or rh?
05:00 <Tim-Sim> as far as bolt action
05:00 <tozza> rh
05:00 <tozza> with the wfa1 it has a reverseable bolt
05:00 <tozza> ill put it on the left
05:00 <tozza> rapid fire lool
06:00 <Tim-Sim> I am LH
06:00 <Tim-Sim> but can do RH
06:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
06:00 <deadpandadolls> b1rdy!
06:00 <Tim-Sim> most rifles are RH
06:00 <deadpandadolls> ima go for cig
06:00 <tozza> rh shits me but 
06:00 <deadpandadolls> i cant get licence bcoz of seizures
06:00 <deadpandadolls> :~(
06:00 <amelia> i didn't know bendy trees had hands
06:00 <deadpandadolls> n i like drivin too
06:00 <Tim-Sim> lol deadpandadolls, epilepsy?
07:00 <Tim-Sim> ahh driving license
07:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
07:00 <deadpandadolls> not full on epilepsy
07:00 <deadpandadolls> blacked out for a moment in the car the other week because of the light flickering through the trees
07:00 <deadpandadolls> real bright sun
07:00 <tozza> amelia ya stalker
08:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I heard on the radio the other night a guy had adult onset epilepsy, he veered off the road, drove 1km into a paddock then woke up, didn't even remember what happpened
08:00 <Tim-Sim> so he gave is license up 
08:00 <Tim-Sim> was worried something worse could have happened
08:00 <beagle> dayum
08:00 <amelia> tozza ya pedo
09:00 <Tim-Sim> deadpandadolls, have video games ever triggered it?
09:00 <tozza> such a pedo
09:00 <tozza> your my next target old duck
09:00 <amelia> ur fkn d.e.d m8
10:00 <tozza> YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
10:00 <tozza> like arent everyones?
10:00 <Tim-Sim> has anybody ever microwaved a sausage
10:00 <Tim-Sim> ?
10:00 <beagle> no
10:00 <tozza> yeh tim
10:00 <amelia> i am going to kill you by the way
10:00 <Tim-Sim> does it work?
10:00 <beagle> i only microwaved my balls for medical marijana
10:00 <Tim-Sim> I know hotdogs work
10:00 <tozza> in england they make some specific for microwave
10:00 <Tim-Sim> beagle, you in SA?
11:00 <Tim-Sim> bloody poms and their canned sausages...
11:00 <Tim-Sim> ewww
11:00 <tozza> shush
11:00 <Tim-Sim> who would eat a canned sasauge
11:00 <tozza> me
11:00 <Tim-Sim> makes me shudder
11:00 <beagle> how long does the cooker take to cook the sausages ?
11:00 <Tim-Sim> sick bastard
11:00 <amelia> that is disgusting
11:00 <Tim-Sim> see, amelia agrees
11:00 <amelia> the fact that canned sosages are even on the market
12:00 <amelia> like, how is there a demand for there to even be a supply of it
12:00 <Sutekh> yuk
12:00 <deadpandadolls> far out Tim-Sim, one moment he's on the road next moment he's starring in Children Of The Corn
12:00 <Tim-Sim> must only be immigrants that buy them
12:00 <amelia> Sutekh you love the sosage
12:00 <Sutekh> haha
12:00 <Tim-Sim> lol deadpandadolls 
12:00 <tozza> sossarrrj
12:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
12:00 <deadpandadolls> I was hella anxious before watching severe anxiety dissorder segment on 60 minutes
13:00 <deadpandadolls> maybe I need a companion doggie
13:00 <Tim-Sim> ??
13:00 <amelia> I'll fuck u up
13:00 <deadpandadolls> I need it more
13:00 <amelia> put her back
13:00 <deadpandadolls> don't get anxious now!
13:00 <amelia> touch my dog i slit ur neck
13:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
13:00 <deadpandadolls> omg
13:00 <tozza> AMELIA YOUR DEAD 
13:00 <amelia> dats k shes cute every way round
13:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL!
13:00 <amelia> BY THE WAY IM GONNA KILL U
13:00 <Tim-Sim> did you see that article about the "pit bull" that saved the kid from drowning? The mum was trying to drown the kids in the river. Dog saved one of them. Dog was going to be put down. 
14:00 <amelia> YOUR TIME IS COMING
14:00 <Tim-Sim> Bloody dog should be a national hero
14:00 <deadpandadolls> pff rat didnt eat grape tomato
14:00 <deadpandadolls> lol good
14:00 <Sutekh> amelia, your supposed to say "ill end you" ;p
14:00 <amelia> finish him
14:00 <tozza> he is such a faggot
15:00 <amelia> think hes on as Manfred atm
15:00 <Sutekh> lol
15:00 <tozza> he keeps trying too join
15:00 <tobor> http://imgur.com/gallery/kP55X2R
15:00 <tozza> "ill just ecade we all can"
15:00 <deadpandadolls> oh so that's what that was about ey
15:00 <tozza> then PLZ PLZ REMOVE IT
16:00 <amelia> TAKE MY MONEY
16:00 <tozza> ew dog breath
16:00 <deadpandadolls> anyone seen Moana?
16:00 <deadpandadolls> so many movies to watch
17:00 <amelia> take it back tozza
17:00 <tozza> dog breath yuckkk
17:00 <deadpandadolls> fantastic beasts sucked
17:00 <deadpandadolls> fantastic beasts and how to fuck them
18:00 <amelia> fkn take it back
18:00 <BLykE> amelia: 
19:00 <BLykE> u smell nice
19:00 <BLykE> tozza: is wanker
19:00 <tobor> they're good dogs, tezza
19:00 <amelia> thnx im flattered
19:00 <tozza> https://www.facebook.com/CoolAccidents/photos/a.251682111530325.68673.215289621836241/1415041545194370/?type=3&theater&notif_t=like&notif_id=1489318931272986
19:00 <deadpandadolls> how hot is jessica chastain
19:00 <tozza> blyke is a fgt who is A sexual 
19:00 <amelia> tozza u dumb WaNKeR FaCe
19:00 <tozza> kiss kiss hug hug
19:00 <Sutekh> BLykEeeeeee
20:00 <amelia> BLykE: tozza is jealous of ur dance moves
20:00 <Sutekh> who loves ya baby
20:00 <amelia> ur dance spins
20:00 <amelia> weeeeeeee
20:00 <BLykE> Sutekh: 
20:00 <BLykE> ?
20:00 <tozza> absolutely
20:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
20:00 <Tim-Sim> chaos ensues
20:00 <tozza> atleast amelia smells nice
20:00 <amelia> can u video urself spinning in circles squealing weeeeeeeeeeeee
20:00 <Sutekh> BLykE, man, have u found a good waoman yet
20:00 <tozza> for a teapot cozy
20:00 <tozza> that is
20:00 <amelia> AAHAHHAHA screw u
20:00 <deadpandadolls> weeee orrr weee oorr
20:00 <deadpandadolls> OOOH OOOH AAH AH
20:00 <BLykE> no Sutekh 
20:00 <tozza> scweeeew youuuuu
20:00 <Sutekh> ;/
21:00 <tozza> DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA ZOMBIE NATION
21:00 <tozza> ;) oh my
21:00 <amelia> does basil zempilas even age
21:00 <deadpandadolls> *squeezes*
21:00 <amelia> fkn vampire
21:00 <deadpandadolls> ur gettin a raise
22:00 <tozza> lol
22:00 <tozza> k
22:00 <BLykE> I cant even find money for smokes
22:00 <BLykE> lols
22:00 <partay> i need to buy myself a present what should i get?
22:00 <BLykE> but don't matter
22:00 <tozza> u quit remember
22:00 <amelia> well that turned massively gay massively quick
22:00 <deadpandadolls> i h8 when u cough n u feel the haemeroids in your asshole flex
22:00 <deadpandadolls> and ur like hope i didnt poop
22:00 <Sutekh> BLykE, do you roll yor own?
22:00 <BLykE> yes
23:00 <amelia> buy urself a new face
23:00 <tozza> LOL
23:00 <tobor> http://imgur.com/gallery/OVL7w
23:00 <tozza> i give girls the gapes 
23:00 <Sutekh> only rich cunts can afford to smoke anymore
23:00 <tozza> GaPE
23:00 <BLykE> yes
23:00 <partay> LOL
23:00 <tozza> GaPinG
23:00 <amelia> ahahahahahah fudge sake
23:00 <deadpandadolls> if u dont smoke ur poor
24:00 <tozza> mmm fudge
24:00 <Sutekh> deadpandadolls, Yup
24:00 <partay> amelia im qualified at facials.. i can give you one
24:00 <tozza> smoke the meat cigar?
24:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahhaa
24:00 <tozza> LOL
24:00 <deadpandadolls> if u dont just go kill urself u condone every shitty thing that's happening in the world
24:00 <amelia> no you'll ruin ma tea cosy
24:00 <BLykE> i got no coffee too
24:00 <BLykE> lols
24:00 <BLykE> i think my mate pinched some my tabacco
24:00 <BLykE> so it run out quicker
24:00 <amelia> worst m8 ever
25:00 <BLykE> yes
25:00 <tozza> LOL
25:00 <Sutekh> BLykE, i think he probably did too
25:00 <tozza> ill pich your tobasco
25:00 <tobor> also i laughed way too hard at this one http://i.imgur.com/g2nL6i0.jpg
25:00 <Tim-Sim> i bought some smokes before
25:00 <Tim-Sim> still haven't had on eyet
25:00 <amelia> chris do u think its more likely u smoked it but forgot
25:00 <BLykE> no
25:00 <BLykE> i had like 30grams
26:00 <BLykE> or like
26:00 <tobor> of?
26:00 <BLykE> and end of night i had fuck all
26:00 <BLykE> and i wasn't smoking many
26:00 <tobor> oh
26:00 <tozza> anyone here wanna play my meat trumpt
26:00 <Tim-Sim> jesus
26:00 <tobor> so not 30g of meth, then
26:00 <BLykE> he gave me beers but
26:00 <Sutekh> BLykE, sounds sus. you need to search your guests more
26:00 <amelia> no u turn me vegan
26:00 <BLykE> but i smoke more
26:00 <BLykE> i don't want guests
27:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah smokes for beers, pretty good trade if you aske me
27:00 <deadpandadolls> define irony
27:00 <deadpandadolls> vegan riding a horse
27:00 <Tim-Sim> ?
27:00 <tobor> that doesn't seem like irony to me
27:00 <deadpandadolls> it's not
27:00 <Arbition> Vegans keeping carnivorous pets
27:00 <Sutekh> maybe riding a pig
27:00 <amelia> iron ur face
27:00 <deadpandadolls> it's a vegan joke
27:00 <amelia> like on home alone
28:00 <deadpandadolls> lol Arbition
28:00 <amelia> aaaaahahahhaahhaahaha
28:00 <BLykE> lols
28:00 <tozza> haha
28:00 <BLykE> i need cook something
28:00 <BLykE> prob chips
28:00 <Arbition> Sadly this irony is real and sometimes quite sad http://imgur.com/a/es8JE
29:00 <amelia> mi goreng
29:00 <Tim-Sim> can't cook chips in the microwave
29:00 <deadpandadolls> im watching this https://youtu.be/AMUkfmUu44k
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Miss Sloane Official Trailer - Teaser (2016) - Jessica Chastain Movie (Sep 13, 2016) Length: 1:22 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,744,050 views views - likes (70.6%), 2,643 dislikes (29.4%)
29:00 <tobor> that seems quite long, Arbition
29:00 <Tim-Sim> damn it, even if you can cook sasuages in the microwave, just remembered mine blew up
29:00 <tobor> i'm sorry i don't think i'm going to read it
29:00 <Tim-Sim> I need to buy a new microwave
29:00 <deadpandadolls> lol@pic
29:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't have a microwave bro
29:00 <Tim-Sim> hoe much are fucken microwaves thesedays?
30:00 <deadpandadolls> haven't had one since like 2013
30:00 <tozza>  bucks
30:00 <tobor> pretty inexpensive
30:00 <tozza> 45 bucks kmart
30:00 <tozza> convection oven n all
30:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah you could pic up a cheap microwave 2ezy
30:00 <tozza> worlks awesome
30:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAH FUCK OFFFFFF
31:00 <BLykE> lols
31:00 <BLykE> cips
31:00 <deadpandadolls> if ya cooking sassages in the microwave ya dont deserve to eat
31:00 <BLykE> chips
31:00 <deadpandadolls> ;)
31:00 <partay> dont buy a 2nd hand one
31:00 <tozza> hard rubbish bro
31:00 <tobor> well kids, it's been funy
31:00 <tobor> fun*
31:00 <amelia> -ChanOP- Your level of 100 is lower than the minimum level of 125 required to change topics in #melbourne
31:00 <deadpandadolls> buy a pressure cooker
31:00 <partay> robot has been summoned to the work bench
31:00 <amelia> ur a butthole
31:00 <tozza> eat shit LOL
31:00 <partay> ive seen his gf and she is smokin
32:00 <tozza> cheers partay
32:00 <deadpandadolls> amelia iq = 100 apparently
32:00 <deadpandadolls> ;)
32:00 <amelia> 100 x gazillion
32:00 <deadpandadolls> then again judging from that video i posted b4
32:00 <BLykE> mine was 120 or so when they had the tv show
32:00 <partay> 100 is above avg
32:00 <deadpandadolls> u gumball amelia!
32:00 <deadpandadolls> lollz
32:00 <partay> Avg IQ in AUS is 98
32:00 <amelia> leave ma stackhat out of this
32:00 <deadpandadolls> AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
32:00 <tozza> cozy cozy cozy
32:00 <BLykE> i don't know when eddie did the test for iq years and years ago
32:00 <BLykE> on tv
33:00 <BLykE> by that mine was highest
33:00 <tozza> mine was like 35
33:00 <BLykE> lols
33:00 <partay> amelia is just the channel rainman
33:00 <tozza> thats spanish
33:00 <amelia> wot that mean
33:00 <beagle> "your level of tossing isnt high enough to reach the ceiling"
33:00 <deadpandadolls> my iq died in utero
33:00 <tozza> that your a durrrrrrr face
33:00 <BLykE> i did lots of psychedelics since then and stopped now for 6 years
33:00 <BLykE> nah 5
33:00 <amelia> goshdarnit
34:00 <BLykE> years this year
34:00 <BLykE> since i did psychedelics
34:00 <Tim-Sim> are you going to have any mushrooms this season BLykE?
34:00 <BLykE> no
34:00 <BLykE> fuck that
34:00 <Tim-Sim> not even 5?
34:00 <BLykE> fuck 5
34:00 <BLykE> that does nothing
34:00 <tozza> ameoa its ok
34:00 <BLykE> i had 54 once
34:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, 5 does jack shit
34:00 <Tim-Sim> that is my point
35:00 <BLykE> nah 5 can do heaps
35:00 <BLykE> if u weak
35:00 <Tim-Sim> 54 will take you to hell
35:00 <BLykE> minded
35:00 <BLykE> nah i saw god
35:00 <Tim-Sim> pfft
35:00 <BLykE> then i saw suzi
35:00 <BLykE> so it worked
36:00 <amelia> now BLykEs a believer
36:00 <BLykE> i was super mario
36:00 <BLykE> for 2 months
36:00 <BLykE> straight
36:00 <deadpandadolls> psychadelics do that
36:00 <Tim-Sim> no they don't
36:00 <amelia> did u have a moustache
36:00 <deadpandadolls> shamans using psychadelics to speak to their gods
36:00 <deadpandadolls> or to ancestors
37:00 <BLykE> i am related to aliens then
37:00 <BLykE> i saw gaint alien then a fox or some shit crossed the road
37:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHHAA
37:00 <MuGgSY> hookrs
37:00 <deadpandadolls> maybe micro bacteria
37:00 <BLykE> and then crossed back over
37:00 <BLykE> so it avoided me
37:00 <BLykE> lols
37:00 <BLykE> it was 4 am
37:00 <deadpandadolls> you ought not to be doing drugs
37:00 <BLykE> in morning
38:00 <MuGgSY> do drugs'
38:00 <BLykE> i did a dance its on my ps3
38:00 <BLykE> lols
38:00 <BLykE> from that night i think
38:00 <BLykE> or  my vb
38:00 <BLykE> this is what u do when u get on the piss
38:00 <partay> we are all aliens 
39:00 <BLykE> shrooms grew like 5 minutes walk that year
39:00 <BLykE> from my place
39:00 <BLykE> lols
39:00 <tozza> could you smell them
39:00 <BLykE> no
39:00 <tozza> my friend swears he can
39:00 <BLykE> if i dried them
39:00 <tozza> he is like i can smell them growing
39:00 <partay> never tried the shrooms
40:00 <tozza> i said ur fucked cunt
40:00 <tozza> yeh same
40:00 <tozza> never would
40:00 <BLykE> once i had like half of 50 dried shrooms in tea
40:00 <BLykE> that was fried
40:00 <partay> you were fried?
40:00 <partay> no surprises 
40:00 <BLykE> lols
41:00 <BLykE> it was trippy eating
41:00 <tozza> BRB LEAKING PEE OUT MY WILLY
41:00 <BLykE> on that trip
41:00 <BLykE> once i swallowed 12 shrooms
41:00 <deadpandadolls> eat shrooms
41:00 <BLykE> 1 xtc
41:00 <deadpandadolls> like chips
41:00 <BLykE> 1 lsd
41:00 <deadpandadolls> watch a movie
41:00 <deadpandadolls> bliss
42:00 <BLykE> and like pyeotoe
42:00 <tozza> no piss
42:00 <BLykE> yes
42:00 <amelia> chrilex
42:00 <BLykE> i ultra mega candy flipped
42:00 <amelia> wot would make me super happy right now is if u could pls link me that WHERE'S ME FKN LYDAAAAAAA vid of u
42:00 <amelia> :)
42:00 <amelia> pls
42:00 <BLykE> i don't have it anymore
42:00 <BLykE> i lost it
42:00 <tozza> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
42:00 <amelia> FUCK SAKE
43:00 <amelia> GET OUT OF THIS CHAN
43:00 <amelia> NOW
43:00 <tozza> lol 
43:00 <tozza> wow
43:00 <BLykE> omg
43:00 <tozza> settle grettle
43:00 <Tim-Sim> neighbours having a domestic
43:00 <Tim-Sim> slamming doors, yelling etc.
43:00 <tozza> lol
43:00 <amelia> hahahaha
43:00 <BLykE> lols
43:00 <tozza> can u record any of it for us
43:00 <BLykE> i will do remix
43:00 <Tim-Sim> nah, I think most of it is over
43:00 <amelia> go over there with a cup n ask to borrow some sugar
43:00 <tozza> LLOL
43:00 <Tim-Sim> lol amelia 
43:00 <BLykE> of neighbours domestic
44:00 <amelia> hi guyz its jus me, tim here, hope i havent gotchu at a bad time
44:00 <tozza> say it isnt 12 yet and its a public holiday so ur just before the cut off
44:00 <tozza> <amelia> hi guyz its jus me, tim here, hope i havent gotchu at a bad time
44:00 <tozza> LAWLLLLL
44:00 <BLykE> 40 mins till chips
44:00 <BLykE> fuck
44:00 <tozza> wtf
44:00 <Tim-Sim> 40 minutes? 
44:00 <tozza> what kind og chips are they
44:00 <tozza> full potatoesa
45:00 <amelia> hahahahaha
45:00 <Tim-Sim> mine only take 20 max
45:00 <BLykE> my oven is electric
45:00 <BLykE> and i didn't heat it up
45:00 <Tim-Sim> are you cooking them in front of the wall heater????
45:00 <Tim-Sim> ahh
45:00 <Tim-Sim> electric oven
46:00 <partay> its only 10.46
46:00 <Tim-Sim> 11:46
46:00 <tozza> 11;48
46:00 <partay> youre on mexican time 
46:00 <amelia> thanks u bunch of clock fucks
46:00 <Tim-Sim> sleepy sleepy times
47:00 <Tim-Sim> hopin hese beers help me sleep
47:00 <BLykE> waiting for food
47:00 <BLykE> then it has to cool down
47:00 <BLykE> lols
47:00 <BLykE> rofl
47:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHA
47:00 <amelia> tozza tozza
47:00 <tozza> yarrr
47:00 <tozza> wanna set tthat as the topic babe
48:00 <tozza> oh thats right LAWLLL
48:00 <BLykE> the leaf i found made me hunggry
48:00 <BLykE> no more leaf left
48:00 <Tim-Sim> i was going to buy a velociraptor t-shirt... going to have to wait now
48:00 <Tim-Sim> to wear to Bartronica
48:00 <tozza> i wear all sorts of shit there
48:00 <tozza> makes all the ladies moist
48:00 <tozza> my going out shirt
48:00 <Tim-Sim> moist? what do you mean moist?
48:00 <tozza> lookin like a hipster n shit
49:00 <amelia> aaaahahahahahhaahahahahahaah
49:00 <tozza> lady juices flowin
49:00 <Tim-Sim> lady juices?
49:00 <tozza> GaPiNGGGG
49:00 <partay> tozza would never have picked you as metro
49:00 <BLykE> never slowing
49:00 <Tim-Sim> gape?
49:00 <tozza> lol tim is a A sexual
49:00 <amelia> wotchu doin T? JuS iRoNiNG Ma GoiNG ouT SHiRT
49:00 <BLykE> gaping staplering
49:00 <tozza> partay im not
49:00 <BLykE> lols
49:00 <tozza> partay im wearting a pacman shirt at the moment
49:00 <Tim-Sim> wizard sleeves...
50:00 <BLykE> im wearing a unit shirt
50:00 <Tim-Sim> pac man... haven't played that in a while
50:00 <deadpandadolls> just ironin my goiter
50:00 <Tim-Sim> or joust
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/rJITceD7/1489323019.JPG
50:00 <Tim-Sim> was going to hit the joust for a while
50:00 <tozza> enjoy 
50:00 <partay> lol
50:00 <partay> awesome shirt
50:00 <Tim-Sim> BLykE, you gotta get on the mame, train, then go down to Bartronica and smash everyone
51:00 <tozza> i typed in funny joust pics on google and there was 2 penis's touching then im like ohh yeh a joust LAWL
51:00 <BLykE> i gotta play sf5 or zen pinball 2
51:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't think Bartroncia could afford a SF5 machine
51:00 <BLykE> zen pinball 2 works on ps3 and ps4
51:00 <amelia> nice manpussy T
51:00 <BLykE> and ps4 u can back up games to usb hdd now
51:00 <amelia> tis GaPeD as fuck
51:00 <BLykE> and install them back on
51:00 <tozza> u like it meeweeyaaah
52:00 <BLykE> with 4.50 patch
52:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaaha
52:00 <tozza> stick my knife in their jason wound
52:00 <Tim-Sim> jason wound? axe wound? vagina?
53:00 <amelia> jason wound?
53:00 <Tim-Sim> wizard sleeves?
53:00 <tozza> yeh a gash
53:00 <Tim-Sim> lol wizard sleeves, that is so wrong
53:00 <tozza> :P
53:00 <amelia> why jason
53:00 <deadpandadolls> they mssed up with Notifications
53:00 <deadpandadolls> now I can only see my recent notificans
53:00 <deadpandadolls> not select from the rest of the options
53:00 <tozza> cause he has a big knife
53:00 <Tim-Sim> Jason was the axe murderer, actually he was a chainsaw murderer
53:00 <tozza> would resemble that kind of thing
53:00 <Tim-Sim> Jason Vorhees
53:00 <tozza> no
53:00 <tozza> no 
53:00 <Tim-Sim> oh?
53:00 <tozza> he was the machette murderer
53:00 <Tim-Sim> ah
53:00 <Stranger> yessssss
54:00 <l00peyd0g> anchie
54:00 <Stranger> leatherface
54:00 <Stranger> was chainsaw
54:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
54:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I was confuddled, thought Jason was the hockey mask guy, had and axe that was really a chaninsaw
54:00 <Stranger> he is hockey mask guy
55:00 <tozza> **sighs**
55:00 <tozza> tim look at these i got signed
55:00 <Stranger> but u cant remember a single kill with a chainsaw
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/paSCdEo8/1489323341.JPG
55:00 <deadpandadolls> the jason remake was ok
56:00 <Tim-Sim> last horror movie I saw at the moofies was Jason vs Freddy, was shit, I just sat there half pissed waiting for it to be over
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Game is signed by jason 1 and the mask by jason 7 8 9 10
56:00 <Tim-Sim> sweet
57:00 <deadpandadolls> I wonder if the new friday the 13th game is good
57:00 <deadpandadolls> didnt know there was a NES one
58:00 <tozza> here pandadolls hold on
58:00 <amelia> dont touch my bucket hat u fuck
58:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1raUvGNbZFg
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Friday the 13th - NES - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 12 (Oct 20, 2006) Length: 12:21 - Category: Gaming - 6,707,191 views views - 34,639 likes (96.5%), 1,251 dislikes (3.5%)
58:00 <Tim-Sim> ahh Kasabian, reminds me of when I was in Germz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl3QoD6wiDI
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kasabian - Where Did All the Love Go? (Oct 2, 2009) Length: 4:10 - Category: Music - 3,613,217 views views - 15,731 likes (98.8%), dislikes (1.2%)
59:00 <tozza> <amelia> dont touch my COZY you FACK
59:00 <amelia> AAHHAHAA
59:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1raUvGNbZFg
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Friday the 13th - NES - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 12 (Oct 20, 2006) Length: 12:21 - Category: Gaming - 6,707,191 views views - 34,639 likes (96.5%), 1,251 dislikes (3.5%)
59:00 <tozza> watch that panda
59:00 <deadpandadolls> lol this game
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