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01:00 <nothing> gf unfulfilled
01:00 <nothing> lolll
03:00 <nothing> not really a gamer hey, i only like some games.
03:00 <nothing> it's weird.
03:00 <Tim-Sim> nothing: what system is the zelda game on?
04:00 <amelia> a couple of your favourites
04:00 <nothing> wii
04:00 <Tim-Sim> is there a wii emulator?
04:00 <nothing> im old, like zelda, mario, resident evil 
05:00 <nothing> that kind of thing, puzzle games rock.
05:00 <nothing> yes Tim-Sim it's called dolphin
05:00 <Tim-Sim> is it on linux?
06:00 <Sunbeam> gimmee mi voice back lol
06:00 <nothing> I just soft-modded this wii with an sd card
06:00 <Tim-Sim> ooh, it is on linux
06:00 <nothing> ummmm, will run under wine i'm sure Tim-Sim 
06:00 <nothing> i have linux too
06:00 <Tim-Sim> good point
06:00 <Tim-Sim> wine and or virtual machinew
06:00 <Tim-Sim> but dolphin is on linux
06:00 <nothing> yeah if you have a decent system
07:00 <nothing> mine is lol.
07:00 <Tim-Sim> downloading it now
07:00 <nothing> Client: HexChat 2.12.1 • OS: Slackware 14.2 • CPU: AMD Athlon(tm) Processor 1640B (1000MHz) • Memory: Physical: 1.7 GiB Total (1.0 GiB Free) Swap: 500.0 MiB Total (5.1 MiB Free) • Storage: 1.6 TB / 6.8 TB (5.2 TB Free) • VGA: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. [AMD/ATI] RS780C [Radeon 3100] @ Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. [AMD] RS780 Host Bridge • Uptime: 1d 0h 3m 10s
07:00 <Tim-Sim> my laptop is a heap of shit
07:00 <nothing> I do have a half decent destop but the PSU blew up.
17:00 <Tim-Sim> amelia has quit, was going to ask her if she wanted a sausage, I cooked 3
19:00 <nothing> loll
19:00 <nothing> oh well.
19:00 <nothing> bread and sauce ?
21:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
21:00 <nothing> yumm
21:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, theycame out good
21:00 <Tim-Sim> perfect amount of burning
23:00 <nothing> naiceee
27:00 <MiaOneness1> im thinking of making a sandwich with hommus
29:00 <Tim-Sim> hommus on a sandwich???
31:00 <MiaOneness1> yeah
31:00 <MiaOneness1> no?
31:00 <MiaOneness1> i did guacamole the other day
32:00 <Tim-Sim> what is wrong with vegemite?
32:00 <Tim-Sim> nah, just kidding
32:00 <Tim-Sim> I have only ever had hommus as a dip
33:00 <nothing> hommus yumm
36:00 <nothing> lolll
36:00 <tozza> `op
36:00 <tozza> cock split sandwich
36:00 <tozza> ibiza
36:00 <tozza> remember the bag i had in year 7 with the dogs fucking
37:00 <tozza> LOL
37:00 <tozza> haha yeh that old joke
37:00 <deadpandadolls> yum guacamole
37:00 <deadpandadolls> i wanna marry u MiaOneness1
37:00 <deadpandadolls> steal teh recipes n kill u
37:00 <MiaOneness1> vegemite couldnt be brought herre once upon a time
37:00 <MiaOneness1> you can get it now
37:00 <MiaOneness1> but veg only tastes good on toas
38:00 <IRCStats> New stats available for #melbourne! See the #melbourne stats: http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
39:00 <MiaOneness1> toast
39:00 <MiaOneness1> not on raw bread
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Man b1rd has some beak on him lol
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jelly at the stats
44:00 <Tim-Sim> what stats?
44:00 <DoC> Howdy tozza, Tim-Sim
44:00 <Tim-Sim> vegemite is nice on fresh soft bread too
45:00 <DoC> Whats going on guys?
45:00 <Tim-Sim> hi DoC 
45:00 <Tim-Sim> not a lot, just winding down
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup doc
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Same i got some fishing shows on laying in bee
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This episode how too hunt snapper
46:00 <nothing> i reckon too.
46:00 <nothing> but not heaps.
46:00 <nothing> otherwise it tastes like axel grease
47:00 <Sunbeam> hey tozza[Mobile] :)
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey
47:00 <Tim-Sim> it is an acquired taste Sunbeam 
48:00 <Sunbeam> i don't like marmite
48:00 <Tim-Sim> most vegemite eaters are indoctrinated from a young age
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its yuck
48:00 <Tim-Sim> it is similar to marmite, promite
48:00 <Tim-Sim> how's the hangover tozza[Mobile]?
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shit
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I got to be up in 5 hours
49:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
49:00 <Tim-Sim> bummer
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fishing
50:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, that is ok
50:00 <Tim-Sim> plenty of fresh air
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And rocky wavee
50:00 <Tim-Sim> Sunbeam: do you know where Cleethorps is?
50:00 <Sunbeam> yes an hour's drive down motorway for me
51:00 <Sunbeam> i know cleethorpes well lol
54:00 <ld0g> sup DoC
01:00 <Tim-Sim> I knew an expert fisherman who used to ride the donkey's there
07:00 <Sunbeam> bye everyone take care
11:00 <Tim-Sim> rage quit
15:00 <deadpandadolls> promite and marmite rock
15:00 <deadpandadolls> i like them ALLL
19:00 <IRCStats> mIRCStats for #melbourne updated! See the #melbourne stats: http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
19:00 <President_Trump> props tho
30:00 <l00peyd0g> hey DoC
30:00 <l00peyd0g> how are ya DoC
33:00 <Sutekh> lol
37:00 <President_Trump> I AM YOUR VOICE
39:00 <l00peyd0g> why DoC ?
46:00 <President_Trump> SLOBBS SLOBBS SLOBB
46:00 <President_Trump> l00peyd0g = king of the microwave dinner
47:00 <l00peyd0g> LOL
47:00 <l00peyd0g> since when'
47:00 <President_Trump> your favourite is the mixed grill
47:00 <l00peyd0g> talking from experience ?
47:00 <President_Trump> https://wowpmediaaae.azureedge.net/content/wowproductimages/medium/761000.jpg
48:00 <President_Trump> you have said many times son
48:00 <President_Trump> look at it
48:00 <President_Trump> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
48:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
48:00 <l00peyd0g> im right
48:00 <deadpandadolls> what's wrong with eating that?
49:00 <President_Trump> TRUMP STEAKS OR GTFO
49:00 <deadpandadolls> microwave meals are [on average] more expensive
49:00 <deadpandadolls> I ate microwave meals daily for yrs
49:00 <l00peyd0g> they're expensive
49:00 <deadpandadolls> costs a lot
49:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
49:00 <l00peyd0g> cheaper to eat fresh
49:00 <l00peyd0g> and DIY
49:00 <deadpandadolls> so it's counter productive to make fun of a person for it
50:00 <l00peyd0g> it is
50:00 <deadpandadolls> then again President_Trump, you couldn't explain to me why it was you stated that a movie trailer looked "garbage"
50:00 <deadpandadolls> cleverness eludes you
50:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyONt_ZH_aw
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TRUMP STEAKS!!! (Jul 7, 2007) Length: 1:46 - Category: Entertainment - 655,621 views views - 2,289 likes (69.6%), 1,002 dislikes (30.4%)
50:00 <l00peyd0g> deadpandadolls is talking alot of sense tonight President_Trump
50:00 <deadpandadolls> you haven't the foresight for it
50:00 <deadpandadolls> which is exactly why I loved that film.
51:00 <President_Trump> CERTIFIED ANGUS BEEF PRIME
51:00 <President_Trump> AGED TO PERFECTION
51:00 <deadpandadolls> who gives a shit about steak.
52:00 <deadpandadolls> we need to abolish the cow meat industry
52:00 <l00peyd0g> steaks too expensive
52:00 <l00peyd0g> isnt that great anyway
54:00 <deadpandadolls> Trump Steaks could not be the world's best steaks.
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
44:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ7tIdE_75Y
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Deluxe gameplay (PC Game, 1990) (Sep 24, 2014) Length: 17:22 - Category: Gaming - 13,782 views views - 25 likes (92.6%), 2 dislikes (7.4%)
48:00 <l00peyd0g> welcome ynnoB
56:00 <l00peyd0g> LOL
56:00 <l00peyd0g> whos next
56:00 <l00peyd0g> DoC
56:00 <l00peyd0g> cmon DoC
19:00 <l00peyd0g> TiC ToC DoC
25:00 <MiaOneness1> everone sleeping?
15:00 <MiaOneness1> hi styxs
27:00 <Glenn> Yes.
29:00 <styxs> hiya mia
29:00 <styxs> off to play some ark, cya
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just woke up
13:00 <Glenn> Just heading off... catch you later!
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Later
15:00 <b1rd-> heh
15:00 <b1rd-> Coffees lols
51:00 <b1rd> guten Morgen
59:00 <b1rd> 15.8 degrees
59:00 <b1rd> yay
59:00 <b1rd> might get shit done, sleep at noon
59:00 <b1rd> :)
04:00 <b1rd> Reflex in the sky warn you you're gonna die
04:00 <b1rd> Storm coming, you'd better hide from the atomic tide
04:00 <b1rd> Flashes in the sky turns houses into sties
04:00 <b1rd> Turns people into clay, radiation minds decay
04:00 <b1rd> Hand of Doom. black sabbath.
04:00 <b1rd> ...
04:00 <b1rd> Whatcha gonna do?
04:00 <b1rd> Time's caught up with you
04:00 <b1rd> Now you wait your turn
04:00 <b1rd> You know there's no return
04:00 <b1rd> Take your written rules
04:00 <b1rd> You join the other fools
04:00 <b1rd> Turn to something new
04:00 <b1rd> Now it's killing you
05:00 <b1rd> First it was the bomb
05:00 <b1rd> Vietnam napalm
05:00 <b1rd> Disillusioning
05:00 <b1rd> You push the needle in
05:00 <b1rd> From life you escape
05:00 <b1rd> Reality's that way
05:00 <b1rd> Colours in your mind
05:00 <b1rd> Satisfy your time
05:00 <b1rd> Oh you, you know you must be blind
05:00 <b1rd> To do something like this
05:00 <b1rd> To take the sleep that you don't know
05:00 <b1rd> You're giving death a kiss, oh, little fool now
05:00 <b1rd> Your mind is full of pleasure
05:00 <b1rd> Your body's looking ill
05:00 <b1rd> To you it's shallow leisure
05:00 <b1rd> So drop the acid pill,
05:00 <b1rd> Don't stop to think now
05:00 <b1rd> You're having a good time baby
05:00 <b1rd> But that won't last
05:00 <b1rd> Your mind's all full of things
05:00 <b1rd> You're living too fast
05:00 <b1rd> Go out enjoy yourself
06:00 <b1rd> Don't bottle it in
06:00 <b1rd> You need… 
06:00 <b1rd> tick tock doc lol
06:00 <b1rd> times caught up with you, now you wait your turn doc. you know there's no return... lol
08:00 <b1rd> nar props bro
08:00 <b1rd> jus messin'
17:00 <carlOz> fucking work
17:00 <carlOz> cbfffffff
17:00 <b1rd> sicky boe
17:00 <staffecet> good news more babies are comming
19:00 <b1rd> yeah I'm about to go do a shit
19:00 <b1rd> if that counts
19:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jMOYWHk4Xo
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Strong winds prevent Cape Town Cycle tour bikers from riding (Mar 11, 2017) Length: 1:21 - Category: News & Politics - 91,032 views views - 146 likes (94.8%), 8 dislikes (5.2%)
19:00 <staffecet> women will take over your country from asia and breed rabbits
25:00 <beehhh> more hot more hot
27:00 <beehhh> Climate change doubled the likelihood of the NSW heatwave - let’s be clear, this is not natural
27:00 <beehhh> hahaha good one women, make more babies
27:00 <beehhh> kill more men
29:00 <b1rd> hi DemonSperm
29:00 <b1rd> how's wifey?
39:00 <beehhh> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/bushfire-threat-not-over-yet-with-hot-days-to-come-and-fuel-to-burn-20170313-gux2tb.html
09:00 <b1rd> What's the time mr wolfff
09:00 <b1rd> 0500 hours... 0600 hourrrrs.. 0700 hourrrrs
09:00 <b1rd> What's The tIME misterr wolfff
09:00 <b1rd> LOL @ topic
12:00 <zaim> morning b1rd
17:00 <beehhh> http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5189/36/16x9/960.jpg
19:00 <b1rd> ay zaim 
19:00 <b1rd> what you doing today
19:00 <zaim> just got home from riding by bike to willi
20:00 <zaim> prob gonna chill today
20:00 <zaim> you
20:00 <b1rd> motor bike?
20:00 <zaim> nope
20:00 <zaim> push bike
20:00 <b1rd> ah cool
20:00 <b1rd> good fitness
20:00 <b1rd> me, just cleaning up my cave
20:00 <b1rd> before get too hot
21:00 <b1rd> waking up the drug addict neighbours
21:00 <b1rd> with music
21:00 <b1rd> etc etc
21:00 <zaim> very cool
21:00 <zaim> what do they sell
22:00 <zaim> any hot shit
22:00 <b1rd> weed smokers
22:00 <zaim> weak
22:00 <b1rd> yeh
22:00 <b1rd> perhaps other stuff, can't confirm yet
22:00 <b1rd> steroids
22:00 <zaim> find out
22:00 <b1rd> yepp
22:00 <b1rd> defintely roid users
22:00 <b1rd> not sure if use or sell 
22:00 <zaim> roid users dont smoke dope
23:00 <b1rd> dunno 
23:00 <b1rd> maybe finished cycle
23:00 <b1rd> hangs with rebels
23:00 <b1rd> scum
23:00 <b1rd> lol
23:00 <zaim> youd fit right in
23:00 <b1rd> just users i think, their uncle drops off for em
23:00 <zaim> jk
23:00 <b1rd> lol yeh
23:00 <b1rd> :)
23:00 <b1rd> maybe 15 years ago
24:00 <zaim> hours ago
24:00 <b1rd> lolll
24:00 <b1rd> i dun care what they do, but their dope comes through walls
24:00 <b1rd> that's when i get narky
24:00 <zaim> call the cops
24:00 <b1rd> if i wanna get stoned i do it myself lol
24:00 <b1rd> narr
24:00 <zaim> y
24:00 <b1rd> i never call cops
25:00 <b1rd> i'll sort em
25:00 <zaim> text them
25:00 <b1rd> lol
25:00 <b1rd> cold war with em
25:00 <b1rd> till they desist
25:00 <b1rd> shove salamonella down their sink
25:00 <b1rd> they'll get the message eventually
25:00 <zaim> what u doin with salmanella
25:00 <b1rd> poison em with it
25:00 <b1rd> pump it up their sinks
25:00 <Glenn> Good morning all! :))
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Good Morning Glenn
26:00 <b1rd> good being close to an enemy
26:00 <b1rd> :)
26:00 <b1rd> also
26:00 <b1rd> going to spray fentanyl up their fans as a last resort
26:00 <b1rd> put em to sleep so they can't bong anymore
26:00 <b1rd> carf maybe
27:00 <b1rd> carfentalyn, but last resort
27:00 <b1rd> they'll learn before i get to that stage
27:00 <Glenn> Tim-Sim!
28:00 <b1rd> perhaps pesticide into their hot water system
28:00 <b1rd> LOOOOLLLL
28:00 <b1rd> they won't get no mozzies on em
28:00 <b1rd> plus noise campaigns when they sleeping
28:00 <b1rd> they'll move out soon
28:00 <zaim> they wont
28:00 <b1rd> i can keep this shit up for years
29:00 <b1rd> they will
29:00 <zaim> wont
29:00 <b1rd> will
29:00 <b1rd> I'm always last man standing
29:00 <b1rd> chinese taught me coldness well
29:00 <b1rd> moaning
30:00 <b1rd> any neighbourhood dispute ends up with them moving out first
30:00 <b1rd> just the way i roll
30:00 <b1rd> about power
30:00 <b1rd> the boys are already paranoid
31:00 <b1rd> so won't be long before they attack me
31:00 <b1rd> in my house
31:00 <b1rd> can't wait
31:00 <b1rd> lure em in, strangle em
31:00 <b1rd> shouldn't get that far, but time will tell
31:00 <beehhh> here in uk is dominating by women
31:00 <beehhh> they making one alien every year
32:00 <b1rd> ok back to work
32:00 <b1rd> bbl
32:00 <b1rd> enjoy your day
32:00 <b1rd> perhaps mustard gas ? lol nar better not
32:00 <b1rd> i'll escalate nice and gently
32:00 <b1rd> shut up beehhh 
32:00 <b1rd> fgn goose
32:00 <b1rd> you aren't a Man.
32:00 <b1rd> you're more woman than the women you hate on
32:00 <beehhh> im more than a woman to you
33:00 <zaim> whats for brekky
33:00 <b1rd> fasting till later
33:00 <b1rd> plenty of food in the system
33:00 <b1rd> you?
33:00 <b1rd> you talk like a really simple AI bot
33:00 <b1rd> actually.
33:00 <b1rd> unless it's just your schizophrenia / autism
33:00 <beehhh> no i make more sense than rest of you
33:00 <beehhh> you guys cut my life short but that wont stop me of being who im
34:00 <zaim> probably an omelette
34:00 <b1rd> nice
34:00 <b1rd> had 12 eggs yesterday
34:00 <b1rd> and gado gado
35:00 <b1rd> bit of fibre 
35:00 <lisa> zaim: have you been watching paris-nice
35:00 <zaim> what is it
36:00 <lisa> oh nm, pro bike race, i thought you might be into cycling :P
36:00 <zaim> not that into it
36:00 <zaim> i just do it for exercise
36:00 <lisa> fair nuff
36:00 <b1rd> morning lisa
37:00 <b1rd> pro cycling bit spoiled tho
37:00 <b1rd> sad really
37:00 <zaim> morning lisa
37:00 <b1rd> wish they'd do it ala natural
37:00 <lisa> morning :)
37:00 <b1rd> all high level sports bit dodge tho spose, too much $$ involved
38:00 <b1rd> pubic holiday innit?
38:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, he blames Australians for deporting him for committing insurance fraud
38:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, Australians cut your life short... sure mate
38:00 <Glenn> Sounds a bit crook :P
39:00 <b1rd> labour day
39:00 <b1rd> yay
39:00 <b1rd> less traffic on roads!
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCKING JUSTIN BEIBER NEEDS TO DIE
42:00 <b1rd> lol
42:00 <b1rd> he's a bit ghay
43:00 <b1rd> isn't his sad life punishment enough
43:00 <b1rd> to me he looks like a monkey attached to strings
43:00 <b1rd> robot beiber
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the cunt caused chaos last night in brisbane
44:00 <b1rd> lil dog
44:00 <b1rd> complain to authorities?
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> AND at 1am i saw fucking 9-10 year olds still out in the city
44:00 <b1rd> make him pay for impact
44:00 <b1rd> jeeez
44:00 <b1rd> their parents are mad as fuck
44:00 <b1rd> letting them out like that
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
44:00 <b1rd> they need medication
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and the cunt is rich after last night
44:00 <b1rd> how dare he!
44:00 <Glenn> Sounds like a parential issue Snoopys_Gunship
44:00 <b1rd> lol
44:00 <b1rd> 9 and 10 year olds shouldn't be out roaming the city
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the lowest ticket i heard went for $600 AND now multiple that by 40,000
45:00 <b1rd> fk me
45:00 <b1rd> good extortion racket
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup Adele made more
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> in brisbane alone they packet 65,000 into the Gabba and her lowest ticket was $300
46:00 <b1rd> the b1rd doesn't talk about her
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now do that maths
46:00 <b1rd> lol
46:00 <b1rd> sounds like a bit of play money indeed
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh and she packed the MCG and thats 95,000 x 2
46:00 <Glenn> Parents say their kids can't be charged for anything because they're kids... but if parents were held directly liable for the behaviour of their under 18 year olds, there'd be a dramatic change!
46:00 <b1rd> don't like lovey dovey music
46:00 <b1rd> makes me less robotic
46:00 <b1rd> and stuff
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope thats why ive got Disturbed playing at the moment :D
46:00 <b1rd> mmmm so good
46:00 <b1rd> love disturbed
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> next on the list is some gunners
48:00 <b1rd> ohhh yeah
48:00 <b1rd> lol yeh
48:00 <b1rd> can't even be charged for offing someone if less than 10
48:00 <b1rd> but shouldn't tell kids that ay
48:00 <b1rd> DHS takes a few years to get rid of tho
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the only time they can be charged if they are under 10 is under the terriost act
48:00 <b1rd> after ya do something mean as a kid lol
48:00 <b1rd> ohh yeah
48:00 <b1rd> that's good
49:00 <b1rd> like that little rat holding the head up
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so lets goto Syria and kill some cunts :D
49:00 <b1rd> fuck yeah
49:00 <b1rd> keen as
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> count me the fuck in
49:00 <b1rd> :)
49:00 <b1rd> wonder if i'm fit enough to jump tho lol
49:00 <b1rd> probably not
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill "borrow" my bosses weapons :D
49:00 <b1rd> mmmm weapons
50:00 <b1rd> bbl
50:00 <b1rd> should ay
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not that weapon fuck man
50:00 <b1rd> what weapon lol
50:00 <b1rd> im thinking of steel
50:00 <b1rd> :P
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the weapon between ya legs lol
50:00 <b1rd> ohh lol
51:00 <b1rd> what we not going to rape and pillage?
51:00 <b1rd> awww :D
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well not until we can get a better look at the women :D
51:00 <b1rd> lolllllll
51:00 <b1rd> indeed
51:00 <b1rd> i got dibs on the ones without moustache
52:00 <b1rd> :))
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK
52:00 <b1rd> :P~
52:00 <b1rd> if there is such a thing lol
52:00 <b1rd> IS going guerrilla now
52:00 <b1rd> gotta do the same
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol yeah
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait so that means i get their goats :D
52:00 <b1rd> lolllololol
52:00 <b1rd> mmm cook them up 
53:00 <b1rd> good feed
54:00 <b1rd> kambing goreng mmm
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> with special sauce ;)
55:00 <b1rd> yummm
55:00 <b1rd> yes, the first period blood of 33 of their best virgins lol
55:00 <b1rd> ooops
57:00 <b1rd> going downhill fast and early lol
57:00 <b1rd> the b1rd has no boundaries to his humour
57:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
57:00 <b1rd> if it can be called that. lol
57:00 <b1rd> hmmm needa get this pirated stuff onto my telly
57:00 <b1rd> why doesnt they make Piratebay app for TV's
57:00 <b1rd> i might write one for me hisense
57:00 <b1rd> probably some gay javascript shit
57:00 <b1rd> or java.
59:00 <b1rd> will recommend this to piratebay ppl's
59:00 <b1rd> would infuriate foxtel and all those cunts
59:00 <b1rd> loollll
59:00 <b1rd> rootkit for telly
59:00 <b1rd> would be mad as
01:00 <b1rd> utorrent and piratebay app for telly
01:00 <b1rd> ahhh
01:00 <b1rd> how good will it be
01:00 <b1rd> ahhoy pirates fight back!
01:00 <b1rd> bahh hdmi cable will do
03:00 <b1rd> lol irc in 4k
03:00 <b1rd> such a treat
07:00 <b1rd> "i need a bottle of rumm"
07:00 <b1rd> "whatever it is its on the house"
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me
20:00 <Glenn> Good morning Kelevra! :)
21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its that time of the morning for me lol
25:00 <Kelevra> okay team we have a crisis
25:00 <Kelevra> good morning Glenn and Snoopys_Gunship, how is your day going?
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> pretty fucking fantastic thank you Kelevra how is yours
25:00 <Kelevra> nice weather here which is great but earlier I heard something weird, it was this banging and this kid screaming/crying and it's mum or a woman calling it an idiot
25:00 <Kelevra> got me abit rattled
27:00 <Kelevra> in the past month I've lost a wind back toy car, my ctrl key to my wireless keyboard and most recently a rechargable battery underneath my dish washing machine. We need to figure out how I retrieve said objects before it's too late.
27:00 <Kelevra> time is working against us.
27:00 <Kelevra> and chopsticks don't work
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wow thats scary
27:00 <Kelevra> yeah
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh and also now my boss has cut my hours by 1 lol
27:00 <Kelevra> the kid sounded disabled which made it worse, the banging was pretty intense, I'm hoping it wasn't abuse and just a tantrum
28:00 <Kelevra> oh did the indian do well?
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah it was due to other patrol officers that use to be on the run fucking it up big time
28:00 <Kelevra> ahh
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so just means i get to leave later then i would but thats not a big deal i can deal with that lol
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> means i get to see my son all the time now
30:00 <Glenn> 15" ruler.
30:00 <Kelevra> yeahthat's pretty great
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so it starts this saturday
30:00 <Kelevra> wo0t
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> which will be funny because sat and friday is when we need that extra hour but oh well
31:00 <Glenn> Heads up, management on deck!
31:00 <Kelevra> I'm hoping my walk throughs don't start this saturday, I'll have a shit fit
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we are going to come back with missed calls and he will be asking why lol
31:00 <Kelevra> lol
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well shit happens
32:00 <Kelevra> I don't have a ruler and i need something to scoop it
32:00 <Glenn> Kelevra: Dishwashers do slide out from under benches, even built in ones. 
32:00 <Kelevra> the chop sticks pushed them further back
32:00 <Kelevra> mine looks like it has screws
33:00 <Glenn> Not sure why it would need screws.
33:00 <Kelevra> okay it feels like it's going to break when I yanked it
33:00 <Kelevra> =\
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> maybe it might be time for me to drum up some clients for him lol
33:00 <Kelevra> cant hurt
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeh
35:00 <Glenn> Otherwise, a coat hanger, unbent to a straight bit of wire, then bent into a scoop loop. A bit of caution here... the power plug MUST be removed from the dishwasher first! Ideally, the coat hander wire should the the plastic coated variety.
35:00 <Kelevra> today I should be getting my new dining room table
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy shit
35:00 <Kelevra> they were supposed to drop it off yesterday and something came up
36:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've turned the power off, I've never used the dish washer
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ii rung telstra and got an aussie
37:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know right lol
37:00 <Kelevra> telstra rang me yesterday twice for some stupid survey and the chick sounded philo
38:00 <b1rd> Ayyy
38:00 <b1rd> Morning
38:00 <b1rd> Knocking a car off?
38:00 <b1rd> Ohh
38:00 <Kelevra> hrmm should I have a schnitz burger or sandwich
38:00 <Glenn> At work Kelevra... suffering in an a/c office :P
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah she actually sounds aussie and is quite a nice lady too
38:00 <Tim-Sim> Kelevra: go the schnitz
39:00 <b1rd> Reads up
39:00 <b1rd> Just pull out
39:00 <b1rd> Let all the pipes bend
39:00 <b1rd> Or break
39:00 <Kelevra> haha
39:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim yeah on bread or a burger bun though
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> go the burger
39:00 <Tim-Sim> if the buns are fresh
40:00 <Kelevra> noooooo
40:00 <b1rd> Lol. 
40:00 <b1rd> Y not. Blame incorrect install
40:00 <b1rd> Haha
40:00 <b1rd> Breaker will fix 4 u
40:00 <Kelevra> Snoopys_Gunship not many aussies on the phones from telstra, count your lucky stars lol
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now i feel like a yatala pie fuck ya
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah they're fresh from bakers delight
40:00 <Tim-Sim> buns for sure then
40:00 <Kelevra> softer than my freshly shaven legs
41:00 <Kelevra> cause i think the previous tenant would've used it
41:00 <b1rd> Ahh k
41:00 <Kelevra> I'm just hoping I can get the stuff from under it
41:00 <b1rd> Call kodak up
41:00 <Kelevra> I don't know his number
41:00 <b1rd> Lol bit like that
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope im going for the worlds hottest burger :D
41:00 <Kelevra> did you and Kynetic end up going the other week?
42:00 <b1rd> Rant on here
42:00 <b1rd> He will rock up lol
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah i couldnt get a hold of him the pansy
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> AND im paying ffs
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Tuesday March 14 2017 08:42am(08:42:42) Springfield, Queensland New Zealand
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck
43:00 <b1rd> Or glen u go fix 
43:00 <Kelevra> he has a wanking addiction
43:00 <Kelevra> maybe he wa saving your eyesight
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
44:00 <Kelevra> ahhh hah!
44:00 <Kelevra> my friend just suggested a magnet on a stick for the battery
44:00 <Kelevra> and sticky tape on a stick for the other objects
44:00 <Kelevra> SMART COOKIE
44:00 <b1rd> Now ya thinking 99
44:00 <Kelevra> $13.55 till payday, I seriously can't wait to fkn move
45:00 <Kelevra> can't remember where i put my sticky so i'll finish my tea and go for a quick looksie
45:00 <Kelevra> far out short people are creative
45:00 <Kelevra> I bet they lose heaps of shit or can't reach alot so they come up with ideas like those above
46:00 <b1rd> Gaffa
46:00 <Kelevra> this place is sending me fkn broke
47:00 <b1rd> Lol
47:00 <b1rd> Have to be i spose
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill keep quite now i think
50:00 <Kelevra> wo0t there's work on a fb page I'm in
50:00 <Kelevra> bring on the blisters
51:00 <Kelevra> I don't have gaffa tape
51:00 <b1rd> Must always have!!!
51:00 <Kelevra> naww
51:00 <b1rd> What if u cut yaself?
51:00 <b1rd> Wat u do then huh?
51:00 <Kelevra> I use sticky tape and a tissue
51:00 <b1rd> No way lol
52:00 <b1rd> Gaffa and paper towel
52:00 <Kelevra> I'm serious if I don't have bandaids thats what I use
52:00 <b1rd> Gaffa can apply pressure to wound
52:00 <b1rd> Yer but sticky no good
52:00 <b1rd> Not strong enough
53:00 <b1rd> Buy the strong gaffa best as for 1st aid
53:00 <b1rd> good also for improvised gag
55:00 <b1rd> better not tell dhs that tho lol
55:00 <Kelevra> does chicken go better with carbonara or honey chicken?
56:00 <b1rd> trade secrets lool
56:00 <b1rd> Umm depends wot ya feel like
57:00 <b1rd> Lemon chicken nice but pasta easier to make?
58:00 <darkthrone1> gday mate
59:00 <b1rd> Ay lad
59:00 <b1rd> Sup
59:00 <darkthrone1> yeah good
59:00 <darkthrone1> just watching tv..then xbox a bit b4 going out
59:00 <b1rd> Ahh yeah
00:00 <b1rd> Good stuff
00:00 <b1rd> I watching get smart fny old show
01:00 <b1rd> Chores done now relax a bit
02:00 <darkthrone1> excellent 
02:00 <b1rd> lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <b1rd> lollll
04:00 <b1rd> Lolll guy on fone. My lifes in danger.. msg sent on as.. man on fone says my wifes a stranger
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck my brain isnt working again
08:00 <carlOz> fuck yeah smoko 
09:00 <b1rd> Hi bye
09:00 <b1rd> See u bye!
10:00 <b1rd> Lool
10:00 <b1rd> Wb wong rime wo c
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> OH FUCK
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> YEAH BABY I GOT BEERS AND PIZZA
13:00 <Tim-Sim> I am cooking the last of the snags
13:00 <carlOz> beer and pizza for breakfast lucky cunt 
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ahhahaha
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck yeah but its more dinner for me lol
14:00 <carlOz> lol
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> working all night
14:00 <carlOz> graveyard shift?
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well if you call a 12 hour shift aht lol
15:00 <carlOz> haha fair enough 
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but im happy 4 days off now FUCK YEAH
15:00 <Tim-Sim> lucky you
15:00 <carlOz> lucky cunttttt
16:00 <carlOz> just had 4 days off
16:00 <carlOz> need another 4
16:00 <carlOz> just to recover
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i work for 4 have 4 off yah :D
16:00 <carlOz> lol thats mad
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i like it lol
18:00 <carlOz> smokos over
18:00 <carlOz> back to fucking caravans
18:00 <carlOz> tryl
18:00 <carlOz> ttyl
19:00 <Kelevra> what'd you have for dinner b1rd?
19:00 <b1rd> Last night gado gado
19:00 <b1rd> Veges and egg peanut sauce
20:00 <b1rd> Good feed and im less allergic now yay
20:00 <b1rd> Can eat more variety
22:00 <nothing> Morning all.
22:00 <nothing> wow, i'm up at a decent hour today.
22:00 <Kelevra> morning nothing :O
22:00 <Kelevra> you're awake
22:00 <nothing> i think nintendo are fucking with me.
23:00 <Kelevra> you're allergic to egg b1rd?
23:00 <nothing> Morning Kelevra, you sound chirpy today :D
23:00 <Kelevra> nothing are you not liking being fucked with?
23:00 <b1rd> Narr coz quit done
23:00 <b1rd> Histamine went wild 
23:00 <Kelevra> I am cause today i'm getting my new dining room table
23:00 <Kelevra> :D
23:00 <b1rd> Lolll nothing
23:00 <b1rd> Cheeky
23:00 <Kelevra> i'm such a girl
23:00 <Kelevra> new things = excitement
24:00 <nothing> Hehe Morning b1rd 
24:00 <b1rd> Yay
24:00 <Kelevra> went a bought a table cloth already
24:00 <b1rd> Morning :)
24:00 <b1rd> Cool
24:00 <Kelevra> it's like getting prepared to have a baby
24:00 <Kelevra> but it's made out of wood, extends and doesn't shit me to tears
24:00 <b1rd> U gunna pop another out?
24:00 <Lumeah> Cool 
24:00 <b1rd> Ohh i get ya
25:00 <b1rd> New stuffs
25:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
25:00 <nothing> Have soft-modded wii so i could play zelda, and i reckon nintendso have fucked with this .iso i downloaded. 
25:00 <Lumeah> Pay attention boy! 
25:00 <Lumeah> :p. 
25:00 <b1rd> Loll ok
25:00 <nothing> I'm up to some part in the game and i can't progress an further cause the came is not working how it is supposed to.
25:00 <b1rd> :p
25:00 <nothing> Suss AS.
25:00 <b1rd> Download encrypted
25:00 <b1rd> Yer i get that
25:00 <Kelevra> yeah i'm pretty excited
26:00 <b1rd> They swap utorrent exe downloads
26:00 <b1rd> Used to
26:00 <b1rd> So check file hash
26:00 <nothing> this little ting is supposd to pick up bombs so i can oen doors and now this shit wont pick up DA BOMB
26:00 <b1rd> Dont run if not right
26:00 <nothing> So stabby.
26:00 <b1rd> Md5 or sha hash check
26:00 <Arbition> Damn. TBP onion site seems to be down. Anybody accessing it via clear also having trouble?
27:00 <b1rd> Or via encypted link on overseas server
27:00 <nothing> Ahh ok.
27:00 <b1rd> Au dodgy as 
27:00 <Kelevra> today is a day for my wired love heart shaped mouse
27:00 <nothing> Cheers moit. 
27:00 <Lumeah> Hehe 
27:00 <b1rd> Anytime nothing
27:00 <Pat> Burp
27:00 <Kelevra> when I touch it, it lights up
27:00 <b1rd> Great firewall of au
27:00 <Kelevra> hey Pat
27:00 <b1rd> Lol who woulda thunk it
27:00 <Pat> Hey :)
28:00 <b1rd> Hey mrwuf
28:00 <nothing> I love this country, but if you're into electronics, forget about it.
28:00 <b1rd> True yer
28:00 <Kelevra> omg it colour co-ordinates with my hard drive
28:00 <b1rd> Hard to source good components
28:00 <b1rd> Lol kelevra
28:00 <nothing> internet is shit. 
29:00 <nothing> not just shit.
29:00 <nothing> FUcking shit.,
29:00 <Kelevra> shh nothing
29:00 <Kelevra> be nice and kind and stuff
29:00 <nothing> andy /end rant
29:00 <Kelevra> you're always shitty when I'm in a good mood and visa versa
29:00 <Kelevra> we're so incompatible
29:00 <nothing> andy ? wth.
29:00 <nothing> sorry Kelevra :(
29:00 <nothing> <3
29:00 <Kelevra> so you should be sir
29:00 <Kelevra> <3
30:00 <nothing> I'm incompatible with 99% of the population.
30:00 <nothing> waddles off. 
30:00 <Kelevra> dw I'll be shitty if I can get whats stuck underneath my dish washing machine
31:00 <nothing> yikes.
31:00 <b1rd> Hehe
31:00 <b1rd> Be nice everyone
31:00 <Kelevra> well I really want my ctrl key and the battery
31:00 <Kelevra> the car is just a bonus
33:00 <nothing> lolll
33:00 <Kelevra> I'm optimistic cause whatever there's other treasures under there
33:00 <nothing> i have some keyboard from the 80's
33:00 <nothing> It plugs in.
33:00 <nothing> lell.
34:00 <Kelevra> oh you're such a dirty hipster
34:00 <nothing> i found it on the side of the road in sunshine.
34:00 <Kelevra> you're so upper class
34:00 <nothing> How dare you call me a hipster.
34:00 <nothing> You take that back..
34:00 <Kelevra> I called you a DIRTY hipster
34:00 <nothing> FUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
34:00 <Kelevra> DEAL WITH MY STANCE DEAR SIR
34:00 <b1rd> morning fockers
34:00 <b1rd> l00peyd0g
34:00 <b1rd> greetz
35:00 <b1rd> Yayyy
35:00 <b1rd> Wot sort nothing
35:00 <b1rd> Lollll
35:00 <Kelevra> if that were possible I'd be in ctrl key/battery/wind up car heaven
35:00 <Kelevra> WOULDN'T I
35:00 <Kelevra> :P
35:00 <nothing> samsung ?
35:00 <b1rd> Kool as
35:00 <nothing> might be from early 90's
35:00 <b1rd> Love old kb's
35:00 <nothing> it has nip writing on it.
36:00 <Kelevra> like my sister
36:00 <Kelevra> she's from the early 90's
36:00 <b1rd> Haha
36:00 <b1rd> Nippy ole kb
36:00 <Kelevra> she doesn't know who kurt cobain is
36:00 <b1rd> Thats a releif lol
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> back again b1rd
37:00 <b1rd> ayy
37:00 <b1rd> wb
37:00 <b1rd> or wb to me
38:00 <b1rd> whichever way lol
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah which ever way works
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Lauren Bennett YUM YUM AND FUCK YES YUM
40:00 <b1rd> who dat
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> check her out
40:00 <b1rd> k
40:00 <b1rd> narrr
40:00 <b1rd> not my type a woman
40:00 <b1rd> pretty nevertheless tho
41:00 <b1rd> hang on, fake blonde hair?
41:00 <b1rd> if she goes back to original, might like her better lol
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol yeh
41:00 <b1rd> ok
42:00 <Kelevra> why so
42:00 <Kelevra> she listens to ghey music
42:00 <Kelevra> like happy hardcore
42:00 <b1rd> when she gets ridda the blonde i reconsider
42:00 <b1rd> looool
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im listenign to a mix of music
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its now SKRILLEX lol
42:00 <b1rd> lets see
42:00 <b1rd> url much?
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its a personal youtube collection
43:00 <Kelevra> oh btw I just thought of how I could get the stuff out from under the dish washer
43:00 <Kelevra> tape measure has a small hook on the end so I'll try that soon
43:00 <b1rd> kk
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVmu6yttiw&list=FLmTYlu67mZCj8gbjfdf7fmw&index=62 there
43:00 <b1rd> tars
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SKRILLEX - Bangarang feat. Sirah [Official Music Video] (Feb 16, 2012) Length: 3:39 - Category: Music - 533,754,983 views views - 3,002,125 likes (96.1%), 121,598 dislikes (3.9%)
44:00 <b1rd> cant wait to get my desktop cracking again
44:00 <b1rd> love the doggy
44:00 <b1rd> want to get nice german shep
45:00 <b1rd> lol @ italians copping it
46:00 <b1rd> whenever i see icecreak seller in van
46:00 <b1rd> i always think pedo/drug dealer
46:00 <b1rd> lolll
46:00 <Kelevra> hey b1rd
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnH977xKcz8&index=58&list=FLmTYlu67mZCj8gbjfdf7fmw
48:00 <b1rd> hey Kelevra 
48:00 <b1rd> heart starter 4 sure
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Live My Life (Party Rock Remix) (Mar 23, 2012) Length: 4:38 - Category: Music - 21,676,683 views views - 126,104 likes (96%), 5,244 dislikes (4%)
50:00 <b1rd> jus got a bit nippy ay
50:00 <b1rd> dons jacket
53:00 <nothing> happy hardcore has it's time and place.
53:00 <nothing> like the music on DDR.
53:00 <nothing> That shit is rad. hahah.
54:00 <nothing> crazy japanese up-tempo schizen.
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qt_X89Qifk&list=FLmTYlu67mZCj8gbjfdf7fmw&index=41&shuffle=71 this should heat you up :D
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Generation Kill, Drowning Pool, Bodies GET SOME! (Jul 24, 2009) Length: 4:01 - Category: People & Blogs - 9,480 views views - 79 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <b1rd> k
56:00 <b1rd> lol
56:00 <b1rd> Showing my age
56:00 <b1rd> If i say wots that
57:00 <nothing> Dance Dance Revolution
57:00 <nothing> lolll.
57:00 <b1rd> ahh ok
57:00 <b1rd> Hearts racing jus thinking bout it lool
58:00 <b1rd> yeh not 2 bad
58:00 <b1rd> from perspective of an old man lol
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahah
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> IM ON A BOAT
59:00 <b1rd> must have good signal ay
59:00 <b1rd> :P
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
00:00 <b1rd> 0 dislikes!
00:00 <b1rd> i shoulda fixed that
00:00 <b1rd> for the lulz
02:00 <nothing> loll.
02:00 <nothing> Yeah, if i tried to play it now, i'd go into cardiac arrest.
06:00 <b1rd> siesta time :)
06:00 <b1rd> chores done
09:00 <nothing> LOLL.
10:00 <nothing> retro monday.
12:00 <nothing> "i knowww it's harddd sometimessssss"
12:00 <nothing> "owowowowwwww"
13:00 <nothing> "so i'm takin' my timeee on my riiideeee"
15:00 <nothing> "wwhoaaa ohh ohhhhh"
16:00 <nothing> "heyy heyyy youuu, get intoo my carrr"
16:00 <b1rd> night all
16:00 <b1rd> bbl for lunch
17:00 <nothing> "get outtaaa my dreaaamsss, get into my carrrrrr"
18:00 <iBiZa> hermit
18:00 <b1rd> heh
18:00 <b1rd> better than hanging with bunch of dicks
18:00 <b1rd> :)
18:00 <Glenn> balls.
19:00 <b1rd> nar
19:00 <b1rd> micro penis'
19:00 <b1rd> no balls to speak of, in the case of the useless eaters
19:00 <b1rd> :)
20:00 <b1rd> ni ni
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck this is beer o'clock time
21:00 <b1rd> Lol
21:00 <b1rd> Ok
21:00 <b1rd> Childlock on?
21:00 <nothing> don't mind me.
21:00 <nothing> LOLL.
21:00 <nothing> Nah in boot.
21:00 <b1rd> Lollll
21:00 <b1rd> Aww
21:00 <b1rd> Ok tho
21:00 <b1rd> Been there done that
21:00 <b1rd> Lolll
22:00 <nothing> I have ben in a boot.
22:00 <nothing> but haven't put someone in the boot yet.
22:00 <b1rd> Fun a
22:00 <b1rd> Yer lol
22:00 <nothing> Hrrmmm, it's ok. 
22:00 <b1rd> Hope never
22:00 <nothing> Bit fumey.
22:00 <b1rd> In my ford ltd
22:00 <b1rd> Used to pack drunks in boot
22:00 <b1rd> Loool
22:00 <b1rd> Open the middle seat up
23:00 <b1rd> To pass bongs and beers
23:00 <nothing> fit six people in that.
23:00 <b1rd> Yerrr easy 
23:00 <b1rd> Miss that car
23:00 <nothing> LTD sweet.
23:00 <b1rd> Still out there somewhere 
23:00 <b1rd> Sold her
23:00 <nothing> Ghia ?
23:00 <b1rd> Nar 1974
23:00 <nothing> Ahhhh.
23:00 <b1rd> I find pic
23:00 <nothing> Cool as.
23:00 <b1rd> Maybe
25:00 <Kelevra> aww
26:00 <b1rd> Like this but mags and steel roof
26:00 <b1rd> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=1974+ltd&client=ms-android-samsung&source=android-browser&prmd=imsvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjdrarzm9LSAhXEnpQKHXMXDcUQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=640#imgrc=Z3sM84LzAY_p9M:
26:00 <b1rd> 1st blue one
26:00 <l00peyd0g> Good Morning
27:00 <b1rd> And had meaner looking grill
27:00 <b1rd> And big lights
27:00 <nothing> Man, thats a gangster as car.
28:00 <b1rd> Yer was fun
28:00 <b1rd> Then had ford xe
29:00 <b1rd> Wanted to stick v8 in but sold her too
29:00 <b1rd> Was straight no rust
29:00 <nothing> be worth some decent coin these days if held on to it.
29:00 <nothing> the LTD i mean.
29:00 <b1rd> Yerr for sure
30:00 <b1rd> Not many around now without rust
30:00 <nothing> I used to be a holden only person.
30:00 <b1rd> Ahh yer
30:00 <nothing> till i grew up and realised a car is a car.
30:00 <b1rd> Yerr 
30:00 <b1rd> Lol
30:00 <nothing> They all have their place.
30:00 <b1rd> Good and bad in every car ay
30:00 <nothing> used to be a carist. 
30:00 <nothing> LOL.
31:00 <b1rd> Loolll
31:00 <b1rd> Want a merc
31:00 <nothing> had VN SS 5 litre.
31:00 <b1rd> Lil one of some sort
31:00 <b1rd> Oh cool
31:00 <nothing> Atlas grey, calais interior
31:00 <b1rd> Fun car
31:00 <nothing> Good car yeah, ripped a mad skid.
31:00 <b1rd> Nice to drive 
31:00 <b1rd> Haha
31:00 <nothing> morning allll
31:00 <nothing> got busy day today. 
32:00 <nothing> got the sluts.
32:00 <nothing> Good times.
32:00 <b1rd> :)
32:00 <b1rd> Ok i better move my asss
32:00 <nothing> but then, jealous lady drive out in front of me.
32:00 <b1rd> Write off?
32:00 <nothing> kinda yeah.
32:00 <b1rd> Sucks
32:00 <nothing> Could've bought it back.
32:00 <nothing> But, got paid out instead.
32:00 <nothing> i know you will all mist my terrible typing. 
32:00 <nothing> but you will just have to be patient.
32:00 <nothing> (:
33:00 <b1rd> Kool
33:00 <b1rd> Rip
33:00 <nothing> yeah, you off ?
33:00 <b1rd> Yer
33:00 <nothing> Aight cheif. 
33:00 <b1rd> Cool banannas
33:00 <b1rd> Ill irc out and about tho
33:00 <b1rd> Probly easily bored
33:00 <nothing> Swoit. 
33:00 <b1rd> Back in a bit
33:00 <Kelevra> morning nothing, how come you'll be busy today?
34:00 <nothing> Enjoy.
34:00 <b1rd> Kk
35:00 <nothing> appointments out my asshole :(
35:00 <Kelevra> job networks and whatnot?
35:00 <nothing> how you doin' today anyway Kelevra ?
35:00 <nothing> ahh yeah... pretty much.
35:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'm feeling good
35:00 <nothing> Good as!
35:00 <nothing> Can i haz some of your vibes ?
36:00 <nothing> O.O
36:00 <Kelevra> the delivery people said they'd come by 6pm so that's great
36:00 <nothing> i will give back if you need them. 
36:00 <nothing> (:
37:00 <Kelevra> :D
39:00 <nothing> dudu du du duuu
39:00 <nothing> thanksssss.
40:00 <Epi> https://i.imgur.com/GmdbdVr.gifv
41:00 <nothing> fucking LOL.
43:00 <nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgD-sf65MNA
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the fat cunt roller (Aug 17, 2007) Length: 0:58 - Category: Comedy - 23,338 views views - 94 likes (96.9%), 3 dislikes (3.1%)
44:00 <nothing> :DDD
44:00 <nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4bO6E4th9k
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ernest thinks Stevie is a Nazi (Aug 30, 2010) Length: 1:56 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 150,754 views views - 735 likes (97.4%), 20 dislikes (2.6%)
48:00 <nothing> b1rd
48:00 <nothing> click those urls.
49:00 <nothing> good laff.
49:00 <b1rd> Triple m good atm
49:00 <nothing> Short as.
49:00 <b1rd> Lol maybe missd em
49:00 <b1rd> Scrolls up
49:00 <b1rd> Oh k
49:00 <b1rd> Loll k
49:00 <b1rd> Dogs in car yay
49:00 <nothing> let the nightttttt, rollll onnnnn.
49:00 <nothing> I'm lookin' for hellllllll
50:00 <nothing> Swoitttttt.
50:00 <b1rd> Somewhat organised lol
50:00 <b1rd> Getting dog bowl now
50:00 <nothing> he or she will be stoked.
51:00 <b1rd> Yerr big day out
51:00 <nothing> uhoh
52:00 <b1rd> Ill sick him onto some muds
52:00 <b1rd> Lool
52:00 <b1rd> At least from safety of car
52:00 <nothing> Lolll.
53:00 <b1rd> Ok really drives now
53:00 <b1rd> Bbl
54:00 <nothing> Aight.
55:00 <Kelevra> need to pull out some macguyver shit on this fkn washing machine
55:00 <nothing> you need a man.
55:00 <Kelevra> if I can't do it a man surely can't
56:00 <nothing> ho
56:00 <Kelevra> sif call me a ho you ho
56:00 <Kelevra> no wonder your nintendo doesn't love you
56:00 <Kelevra> YEAH
56:00 <Kelevra> I used fighting words!
57:00 <nothing> Hehehe.
57:00 <nothing> turns out.
57:00 <nothing> nintendo does love me.
57:00 <nothing> so shaddupa-a you face.
57:00 <Kelevra> oh are you enjoying zelda as we speak?
58:00 <Kelevra> ARE YOU
58:00 <nothing> Taken you 2 and a half hours and still not victorious.
58:00 <nothing> Give it up M8.
58:00 <nothing> go fluff a cushion,
58:00 <nothing> ;)
58:00 <nothing> yes i am.
58:00 <nothing> Zelda and Melissa Etheridge.
58:00 <Kelevra> they're all fluffed, look I'm biding my time because of I push it more back I might have to dismount the dish washer completely and that could end up with a remodel of the whole kitchen
59:00 <nothing> lolllll.
59:00 <nothing> omg.
59:00 <Kelevra> on the upside i found a ball that if you throw it, it starts flashing different colours
59:00 <Kelevra> but then on the downside i broke it
59:00 <Kelevra> =\
59:00 <Kelevra> it was fun for about 5 seconds
59:00 <nothing> Don;t you have anything long with a hook at the end ?
00:00 <nothing> Slide under dishwasher.
00:00 <nothing> pull out done.
00:00 <Kelevra> no I'm not captain hook from peter pan
00:00 <Kelevra> MY GAWSH
00:00 <nothing> You have children.
00:00 <Kelevra> that's what i say to every man I root
00:00 <Kelevra> 'pull out, done'
00:00 <nothing> I bet you have loads of stupid toys that will work.
00:00 <nothing> LOLLL
01:00 <Kelevra> OMG I found something
01:00 <Kelevra> I'll test it
01:00 <Kelevra> brb
01:00 <nothing> ;DDD
01:00 <nothing> Ifit works you owe me.
02:00 <nothing> "a say boom boom boommmmm, nowthetmehearyasay waaayyyoooooooo"
02:00 <nothing> "wayyyoooooo"
05:00 <nothing> lollll.
06:00 <nothing> wb g
07:00 <Kelevra> lol @ this
08:00 <Kelevra> I FKN DID ITTTTT
08:00 <nothing> *bows*
09:00 <Kelevra> all I used was sticky tape, a chop stick and a plate holder stratigically put together
09:00 <Kelevra> totally macguyvered the fuck out of that shit
09:00 <nothing> lolll.
09:00 <nothing> Prefect
09:00 <nothing> Seeeeeee.
09:00 <nothing> 2 minds better than one.
09:00 <nothing> :D
09:00 <Kelevra> I've never been happier, minus the time i used a tissue to fix my brothers broken windsheild when it was raining
10:00 <Kelevra> I totally own when it comes to fixing and finding things
10:00 <Kelevra> mind you i once got stuck between a fence and a garage cause I was trying to get a tennis ball but it all worked out in the end
10:00 <nothing> lolll.
11:00 <nothing> Can't all be genius's.
11:00 <Kelevra> oh and it wasn't the ctrl key it was the windows key
11:00 <Kelevra> so that was a happy surprise
11:00 <nothing> So you haven't llost crtl after all.
11:00 <nothing> :D
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah I haven't :D
15:00 <Kelevra> it was the last key so now the keyboard is complete
15:00 <Kelevra> I'm so proud
15:00 <nothing> winner.
15:00 <Kelevra> I should put it on my resume
16:00 <Kelevra> 'can extract small objects from tight places'
16:00 <nothing> lol.
16:00 <nothing> yes.
16:00 <nothing> Obviously.
16:00 <nothing> 2 times.
16:00 <nothing> (:
16:00 <Kelevra> :D
16:00 <nothing> Most women can though.
18:00 <Kelevra> my babies came out of my belly
18:00 <nothing> i'll probably never work again.
18:00 <Kelevra> cause I didn't want a smashed gash
18:00 <nothing> i cbf.
18:00 <Kelevra> siff never work again
18:00 <Kelevra> how will you pay to marry ms nothing
18:00 <nothing> unless i can do it from home.
18:00 <nothing> I don;t wanna hear about it.
18:00 <Kelevra> well just become a whore from home?
19:00 <nothing> yeah, jiggalo.
19:00 <Kelevra> yeah
19:00 <nothing> Ew.
19:00 <nothing> i wrote that like juggalo.
19:00 <Kelevra> lmao
19:00 <nothing> giggilo.
19:00 <nothing> I have one friend who is a juggalo
19:00 <Kelevra> icp?
19:00 <nothing> But he has actually played with ICP.
20:00 <Kelevra> big fan
20:00 <nothing> So i guess that makes him ok.
20:00 <Kelevra> o0o0o0oer
20:00 <nothing> yeah, my friend KidCrusher
20:00 <nothing> Top bloke.
20:00 <nothing> Fucking tall but.
20:00 <Kelevra> did he used to come on irc and do backyard wrestling by any chance?
21:00 <nothing> Sounds like him.
21:00 <nothing> He's a fair geek.
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah he and i used to chat
21:00 <nothing> He stayed in my house for 2 weeks.
21:00 <Kelevra> which is funny cause we were polar opposites but he would fuck me i think
22:00 <nothing> Shaun
22:00 <nothing> yeah
22:00 <Kelevra> I had him on myspace from memory
22:00 <nothing> i think thats his name.
22:00 <nothing> lost contact when i deleted facebbok.
22:00 <Kelevra> you're so lame for giving up on fb
23:00 <nothing> facebook is for lamos and pedos
23:00 <nothing> and sluts
23:00 <Kelevra> I'm a slut I think
23:00 <nothing> and dickhead keyboard warriors.
23:00 <Kelevra> or a lamo
23:00 <nothing> It's for special people.
23:00 <Kelevra> I am pretty special
23:00 <nothing> who can't irc.
23:00 <Kelevra> I got skillz to get things out from underneath dish washing machines
23:00 <nothing> plus every fuckstain hits on my gf.
23:00 <Kelevra> I can irc though
24:00 <nothing> And i can;t handle it.
24:00 <nothing> I get jealous as..
24:00 <Kelevra> aww
24:00 <Kelevra> jealousy is a bitch
24:00 <nothing> she gets like 234235435 friend requests a second.
24:00 <nothing> dudes, lucky to get one a month
24:00 <Kelevra> every guy I've dated has been like that and then I start feeling like I'm in lockdown
24:00 <nothing> I banned her from it.
24:00 <nothing> Job done.
24:00 <nothing> :D
25:00 <nothing> You don't need it if you are in a relationship. 
25:00 <nothing> Narccists paradise.
25:00 <Kelevra> true
26:00 <nothing> people get all sneaky on there and stuff..
26:00 <nothing> BigStevie, ;)
26:00 <nothing> lol.
26:00 <Kelevra> I'm never sneaky
26:00 <BigStevie> nothing 
26:00 <nothing> yeah, it's not the woman i don;t trust.
26:00 <BigStevie> :)
26:00 <nothing> It's the fucking other cunts.
27:00 <nothing> and people can fabricate any old shit on here 
27:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's true
27:00 <nothing> And people flip te fuck out.
27:00 <Kelevra> I don't lie though cause I'm fkn awesome
27:00 <nothing> ppl take it so seriously.
27:00 <nothing> like some sort of religion.
27:00 <nothing> it's a cult i swear..
27:00 <Kelevra> it's like world of warcraft
27:00 <nothing> I miss myspace
28:00 <Kelevra> I still have my myspace
28:00 <nothing> when it took 45 minutes for your page to load because it was covered with that many gifs and songs.
28:00 <nothing> LOLL.
28:00 <nothing> I still ave myspace account too.
28:00 <nothing> LOLLL.
28:00 <nothing> Nobody is EVER seeing that.
29:00 <BigStevie> can i see your myspace nothing ?
30:00 <nothing> if you can find it BigStevie 
30:00 <nothing> you can look at it.
30:00 <BigStevie> ok yeah im not looking
30:00 <nothing> lolll.
30:00 <nothing> Hang on, i'll see if it still exists. 
31:00 <nothing> And maybe you can see it.
31:00 <nothing> Depends how i feel about it. 
31:00 <BigStevie> ok
31:00 <BigStevie> i lied
31:00 <BigStevie> i dont really wanna see it
31:00 <BigStevie> dont bother looking
31:00 <nothing> Cool as.
32:00 <nothing> I don;t reall give a fuck if you do or you dont.
32:00 <nothing> I just wanna se if it's s till there.
32:00 <nothing> :D
32:00 <BigStevie> be interested 
32:00 <BigStevie> im sure it might be
32:00 <BigStevie> i think i used to have one
33:00 <BigStevie> prob long gone
33:00 <nothing> it was there last year.
35:00 <nothing> "weee belong to the lighttt, we belong to the thunnnderrrr"
35:00 <Kelevra> I can't log into mine cause i've forgotten my username
35:00 <nothing> suck it.
35:00 <nothing> no email ?
35:00 <Kelevra> I know
35:00 <Kelevra> i'm locked out of my old email
36:00 <nothing> We've emailed you instructions on how to reset your password. If you don't see it, don't forget to check your spam folder.
36:00 <nothing> :DD
37:00 <b1rd> Ayy
37:00 <b1rd> Me too
38:00 <nothing> Tallica ?
38:00 <b1rd> Got it on in b1rdmobile and justice for all tho
38:00 <nothing> or email ?
38:00 <b1rd> Yer
38:00 <nothing> Ahhhhh
38:00 <nothing> GREAT album.
38:00 <b1rd> Ill see what else i got
38:00 <b1rd> Love black album
40:00 <b1rd> The small hours lol
40:00 <b1rd> Ahh wheres black album grr
41:00 <b1rd> Need more memory on fone
41:00 <b1rd> Flacs are big
41:00 <b1rd> Coool found
41:00 <b1rd> Musta stuck entire discograpgy on lol
42:00 <b1rd> Seat back legs up
42:00 <b1rd> Dog thinks its all about him
43:00 <b1rd> When park car hes like lets walllk
43:00 <b1rd> Nothing else matters
43:00 <b1rd> Love it
44:00 <b1rd> And whereever i may roam
44:00 <deadpandadolls> pop
44:00 <deadpandadolls> is that lake or ocean
45:00 <b1rd> "Trust i seek and i finnd in u.."
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Port phillip
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And its my grandfather
46:00 <b1rd> "So close no matter how far"
46:00 <b1rd> Someshit
46:00 <b1rd> Hard to keep up with unco fone
46:00 <b1rd> Lool
46:00 <nothing> LOLL
46:00 <nothing> Sorry PC ate shit
46:00 <b1rd> Belt it 
46:00 <b1rd> Loll
46:00 <deadpandadolls> underworld blood wars, assassins creed, office christmas party  omg good dl day
46:00 <carlOz> i bet he's a pro fisher
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol nah we n00bs
46:00 <carlOz> and that's his boat lol
46:00 <deadpandadolls> coooooool
46:00 <deadpandadolls> jus chillin
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its my boat
46:00 <deadpandadolls> i want to be there chillin
46:00 <b1rd> pandy
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Here in my driveway now
47:00 <nothing> Had to wait till procesed many bytes
47:00 <b1rd> Is hardware failing?
47:00 <b1rd> Ahh yer
48:00 <carlOz> i was way off
48:00 <carlOz> lol
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Any brb
48:00 <deadpandadolls> :P b1rdy
48:00 <b1rd> christmas everyday with downloads
48:00 <carlOz> gday morgoth
48:00 <morgoth> hello
48:00 <carlOz> what's crackin
48:00 <morgoth> nothin
48:00 <carlOz> nice
49:00 <b1rd> Gday pigeon. Meet jack russel terrier?
49:00 <b1rd> Brb walks
49:00 <b1rd> wb nothing
49:00 <nothing> lolll
49:00 <nothing> 2gb of ram
49:00 <b1rd> Ahh shucks
49:00 <nothing> 1000 borwser windows open, spotify on
49:00 <b1rd> Lol
49:00 <nothing> Gave a good kick in the gutz.
49:00 <b1rd> Testing it hard
49:00 <nothing> came back though.
49:00 <carlOz> Living the dream 
49:00 <morgoth> just waiting for the local indians to have a fit of peque
49:00 <b1rd> "even psychopaths have emotions if you dig deep enough, but then again perhaps they dont.. "
49:00 <b1rd> nice song
49:00 <b1rd> well, intro lol
49:00 <carlOz> what song is that b1rd?
49:00 <b1rd> start of jedi mind tricks - violence begets violence
49:00 <b1rd> album
49:00 <carlOz> :D
49:00 <b1rd> maybe nicer outside than inside today
50:00 <nothing> No reboot required
50:00 <nothing> Client: HexChat 2.12.1 • OS: Slackware 14.2 • CPU: AMD Athlon(tm) Processor 1640B (1000MHz) • Memory: Physical: 1.7 GiB Total (1.3 GiB Free) Swap: 500.0 MiB Total (473.6 MiB Free) • Storage: 1.6 TB / 6.8 TB (5.2 TB Free) • VGA: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. [AMD/ATI] RS780C [Radeon 3100] @ Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. [AMD] RS780 Host Bridge • Uptime: 12h 46m 44s
50:00 <b1rd> Giving her a workout
50:00 <nothing> lol 6.8 TB
50:00 <nothing> in the AMD athlon
50:00 <b1rd> Still goes hard on linux tho 
50:00 <b1rd> Cool
50:00 <nothing> Hahaha.
50:00 <carlOz> already 30 degrees
50:00 <deadpandadolls> swwwweeeet illegally downloading WOOOO
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yay getting my windscreen replaced finally :D
50:00 <deadpandadolls> lvoe it
50:00 <deadpandadolls> ima outlaw
51:00 <nothing> Might need to increase swap file ?
51:00 <b1rd> With windows itd shit quick
51:00 <b1rd> Yerrr lol
51:00 <b1rd> Double ran
51:00 <b1rd> At least
51:00 <b1rd> Ramm
51:00 <nothing> lollll. fresh win 10 take 3 seconds to boot, as soon as i plug in to internet, 45 mins.
51:00 <b1rd> nice sea breeze would be good
51:00 <carlOz> and a beer 
51:00 <deadpandadolls> lol@xmas everyday
51:00 <b1rd> or nasty out?
51:00 <b1rd> lolll yeh
51:00 <b1rd> love ripping down illegals
51:00 <Tim-Sim> the idea of going to work is making me feel sick
51:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
51:00 <b1rd> i got that same thing
51:00 <b1rd> chronic
51:00 <carlOz> do a no show tim-sim
51:00 <b1rd> gotta trick me into work.
51:00 <carlOz> lol b1rd
51:00 <Tim-Sim> nah, I only take sick days if I am sick
51:00 <b1rd> get compo
51:00 <b1rd> go out on stress?
51:00 <b1rd> loool
51:00 <carlOz> sick of work
51:00 <b1rd> toxic workplace lol
51:00 <deadpandadolls> biggest sick day of ur life is when ur diiiieee
51:00 <b1rd> yeppp lollll
51:00 <carlOz> hahaha
52:00 <b1rd> Loool yer
52:00 <b1rd> Windows so ghay
52:00 <nothing> 200gb of updates staright up.
52:00 <b1rd> Rofffl
52:00 <nothing> Ahahah.
52:00 <nothing> still probs.
52:00 <b1rd> Hate that
52:00 <b1rd> Auto reboots itself
52:00 <b1rd> Like wtf my box
52:00 <b1rd> Where u go
52:00 <b1rd> sick dayz 4 lyfe
52:00 <b1rd> consistently fully sikkk
52:00 <deadpandadolls> women on dr phil constant point and shit in the air
52:00 <carlOz> LOLL
52:00 <deadpandadolls> it fucks me off
52:00 <deadpandadolls> have you ever just caught the chicks finger when she points at you and said no.
52:00 <deadpandadolls> i wana do that
53:00 <nothing> loll
53:00 <b1rd> yeh
53:00 <b1rd> always do
53:00 <b1rd> me gook lady always talks with hands, im like NO ITS FKN DANGEROUS I MUST DRIVE lol
53:00 <b1rd> hard to train it out of her
53:00 <carlOz> lol
54:00 <nothing> you think 4GB swap ?
54:00 <nothing> really ?
54:00 <nothing> I suppose, if i'm using GUI
54:00 <carlOz> its in the dna
54:00 <b1rd> yep lol
54:00 <nothing> you're the voicee try and understannndddd it
54:00 <Tim-Sim> where is your Mrs from, b1rd?
54:00 <nothing> make anoise and make it cleaaarrr
55:00 <b1rd> Yer
55:00 <b1rd> Easy
55:00 <nothing> eh. cbf.
55:00 <nothing> on too do list.
55:00 <nothing> like get a job.
55:00 <b1rd> Lol yer
55:00 <b1rd> she Chinese
55:00 <carlOz> ohhh woww owowh
55:00 <nothing> whoaaaa ohhh ohhhh 
55:00 <b1rd> LOL 
55:00 <nothing> So epic
55:00 <b1rd> what song nothing ?
55:00 <nothing> John Farham - you're the voice
55:00 <carlOz> farken johnny
55:00 <Tim-Sim> Johnny Farnhams 
55:00 <b1rd> ahh thought so
55:00 <nothing> apparently he chuffs down the biptas
55:00 <b1rd> cool
56:00 <nothing> be successful.
56:00 <b1rd> Lol same
56:00 <nothing> yadayada
56:00 <b1rd> Always somewhere onthe list
56:00 <b1rd> Usually down bottom of page
56:00 <nothing> yeah.
56:00 <b1rd> Lol
56:00 <nothing> fine print.
56:00 <b1rd> Haha 
56:00 <nothing> "all terms ubject to change"
56:00 <nothing> such an amazing voice
56:00 <b1rd> yepp
56:00 <carlOz> smokos over, back wiring these shitty fucking caravans
56:00 <carlOz> enjoy the arvo guys
57:00 <b1rd> Yepp
57:00 <b1rd> Haha
57:00 <b1rd> Lifes enough work as it is
57:00 <b1rd> you too carlOz 
57:00 <nothing> you make wanna leave the oneee i'm withhh
57:00 <carlOz> start a new relationship youuu
57:00 <nothing> start a new relationshippp wit youu, this is what cha dooo
57:00 <carlOz> this is what you dooo
57:00 <carlOz> ok peace out 
57:00 <Tim-Sim> time to get ready for work god damn it i fucking hate you \
57:00 <nothing> i like you carlOz 
57:00 <nothing> Have fun@#
57:00 <carlOz> love you long time nothing haha
57:00 <carlOz> cyas
57:00 <b1rd> loool
58:00 <b1rd> Having fun requires lot of careful planning
58:00 <b1rd> Clean house cook. Ahh bugger job lol
58:00 <b1rd> Ok i walk dog fk it
58:00 <nothing> hahah
58:00 <nothing> Yeah give him a run.
58:00 <b1rd> at least we haz humidity
58:00 <nothing> all good Tim-Sim  soon SF2 time
58:00 <b1rd> 50 percent average
58:00 <Tim-Sim> when is that nothing?
59:00 <BLykE> yay got smokes
59:00 <nothing> i go play zelda anyway.
59:00 <BLykE> on credit
59:00 <BLykE> lols
59:00 <nothing> so many b1rd statues in this game.
59:00 <nothing> akes me laugh everytime.
08:00 <b1rd> Yer he happy now
09:00 <b1rd> Hi kickout
27:00 <b1rd> Roffffl blyke ya gutter sewer rat
27:00 <b1rd> Yum
27:00 <b1rd> Love up and go
27:00 <b1rd> Good when on special the higher protein one
27:00 <nothing> yeah it's mad,
28:00 <nothing> I got BLykE  on ignore still.
28:00 <b1rd> Love vanilla
28:00 <b1rd> U?
28:00 <nothing> All of them pretty much.
28:00 <nothing> Worth the un-ignore or ?
28:00 <nothing> Not missing out on much ?
28:00 <b1rd> Lol not missing much
29:00 <b1rd> Just schizo rantings
29:00 <Kelevra> JENNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIII
29:00 <nothing> yeahh, i figured as much.
30:00 <Kelevra> when will you ignore me nothing??
30:00 <nothing> It's coming Kelevra ;)
30:00 <b1rd> Loool
30:00 <b1rd> Yay
30:00 <b1rd> Drive again bbl
30:00 <Kelevra> oh lordeh
31:00 <nothing> I AM LORDEE
32:00 <nothing> now that's what i like to hear.
33:00 <nothing> good kitteh.
35:00 <no_reason> Where's Jenni?
35:00 <no_reason> I want my fkn table ffs
38:00 <nothing> fuck your table.
39:00 <no_reason> NOU
42:00 <BigStevie> when you moving no_reason?
43:00 <no_reason> probably july
43:00 <no_reason> it'll be easier to move with tax monies
43:00 <l000000p3yDOG> AWESOME
44:00 <no_reason> yah
44:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd you around?
44:00 <l000000p3yDOG> lol
44:00 <l000000p3yDOG> b1rd u here
44:00 <l000000p3yDOG> i need to do my taxes
44:00 <l000000p3yDOG> damn it
45:00 <nothing> b1rd driving
45:00 <l000000p3yDOG> do it next month i suppose hope they dont come after me again
45:00 <l000000p3yDOG> :{~
45:00 <nothing> lolll.
46:00 <nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A10PvpbPJZw
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Books - Bernard Avoids Doing His Tax Return (Jan 17, 2008) Length: 5:52 - Category: Comedy - 154,901 views views - 729 likes (99%), 7 dislikes (1%)
46:00 <l000000p3yDOG> i didnt do mine for 5 years
47:00 <nothing> lol, mine are all over the shop.
47:00 <l000000p3yDOG> im on a payment plan with em at the moment for 13k
47:00 <nothing> fuckk.
47:00 <l000000p3yDOG> and i owe them another 8k
47:00 <nothing> i guess not as bad as some though.
47:00 <nothing> few years of hard work.
48:00 <l000000p3yDOG> they wanted to take me to court 
48:00 <l000000p3yDOG> saying i owed 100k
48:00 <nothing> fuck em.
48:00 <l000000p3yDOG> yeh i wrote them a letter
48:00 <nothing> they're all theives anyway. 
48:00 <l000000p3yDOG> saying how i lost everything
48:00 <l000000p3yDOG> and fell into depression
49:00 <l000000p3yDOG> drug dependency
49:00 <nothing> yeah, happens.
49:00 <l000000p3yDOG> etc
49:00 <l000000p3yDOG> they were pretty cool
49:00 <l000000p3yDOG> they audited my assets
49:00 <l000000p3yDOG> saw that i had fuck all
49:00 <nothing> Well, they kinda have to.
49:00 <nothing> loll.
49:00 <nothing> otherwise people would go bonkers.
50:00 <l000000p3yDOG> yeah i wasnt going to commit suicide over it'
50:00 <l000000p3yDOG> just when im in a better position
50:00 <l000000p3yDOG> to pay them back
50:00 <l000000p3yDOG> which started a few months ago
50:00 <nothing> yeah.
50:00 <nothing> Some people do though.
50:00 <nothing> Sad buisness.
50:00 <l000000p3yDOG> yeah i know
50:00 <nothing> I hate money.
51:00 <l000000p3yDOG> root of all evil
51:00 <nothing> this is kinda why i choose to have none.
51:00 <l000000p3yDOG> haha
51:00 <l000000p3yDOG> choose to have none
51:00 <l000000p3yDOG> same
51:00 <nothing> Get too much stuff then too much to worry about.
51:00 <l000000p3yDOG> i rather have nothing
51:00 <nothing> hahah, yeah,.
51:00 <l000000p3yDOG> i leave myself with nothing
51:00 <nothing> Or just average things,.
51:00 <l000000p3yDOG> purposely
51:00 <nothing> Every cunt got cars and boats and houses on tick
51:00 <l000000p3yDOG> then they cant take nothing
52:00 <nothing> driving around like they are rich.
52:00 <nothing> Don;t own shit.
52:00 <l000000p3yDOG> haha
52:00 <nothing> it's pathetic.
52:00 <l000000p3yDOG> ppl ask me 'i got nothing;'\
52:00 <nothing> Hahah.
52:00 <nothing> *waits for someone to call me out*
52:00 <l000000p3yDOG> used to be my nickname on the internet......... 
52:00 <l000000p3yDOG> 'nuthin
52:00 <l000000p3yDOG> for many years
53:00 <nothing> really.
53:00 <nothing> you're pulling mah leg.
53:00 <l000000p3yDOG> nope
53:00 <l000000p3yDOG> check archive.org
53:00 <l000000p3yDOG> hold up
53:00 <nothing> what inspired the change to l000000p3yDOG 
53:00 <nothing> loll.
54:00 <nothing> it's always interesting to know the back-story behind somebodys nick.
54:00 <nothing> I could so like, hectic as and long and winded, or it could be something something on a table.
54:00 <l000000p3yDOG> http://web.archive.org/web/20081219145946/http://www.freelanceseo.com.au/about.php
54:00 <l000000p3yDOG> well 10 years ago
54:00 <l000000p3yDOG> but i was (nuthin) back in 2000
54:00 <l000000p3yDOG> famous on the internet!
54:00 <nothing> what a strange url.
55:00 <nothing> wow you guys are all so smart.
55:00 <l000000p3yDOG> what is
55:00 <nothing> here i am just fakin' it.
55:00 <l000000p3yDOG> uhuh
55:00 <l000000p3yDOG> thats just my freelance business where i used to make bulk money
56:00 <nothing> not even doing that well.
56:00 <l000000p3yDOG> now days i do nothing
56:00 <nothing> but that being said, you could if you anted too. 
56:00 <l000000p3yDOG> yeah
56:00 <l000000p3yDOG> its all good
57:00 <nothing> i'm too much of an agry person to learn anything.
57:00 <nothing> angry*
57:00 <l000000p3yDOG> haha
57:00 <nothing> i flip out over the tinyest shit.
57:00 <l000000p3yDOG> i have patience
57:00 <nothing> It really is stupid. 
58:00 <l000000p3yDOG> fuck learning what i do these days
58:00 <nothing> Nah, no patience here at all. 
58:00 <l000000p3yDOG> just cant be done without reading complete BS
59:00 <nothing> plenty of stupid people out there though.
59:00 <nothing> lots of money to be made.
59:00 <nothing> if you are a ruthless kent.
59:00 <l000000p3yDOG> haha yeah
59:00 <l000000p3yDOG> but fuck that
59:00 <l000000p3yDOG> dig your own grave
59:00 <nothing> yeah, mo' money mo' problems.
00:00 <l000000p3yDOG> just have to be content
00:00 <l000000p3yDOG> in what ya got or dont got
00:00 <nothing> that's it. 
00:00 <l000000p3yDOG> and health is more important
01:00 <nothing> yeah, i'm starting to learn as i get older.
01:00 <nothing> Sucks. 
01:00 <l000000p3yDOG> same
01:00 <nothing> Wish i learned a bit earlier.
01:00 <nothing> Oh well.
01:00 <nothing> Won;t be around for that much longer.
01:00 <nothing> :D
01:00 <l000000p3yDOG> i gotta learn the hard way
02:00 <nothing> another 35 years or so
02:00 <l000000p3yDOG> well i hope the next 35 yrs are good for me haha
02:00 <nothing> might have a couple of kids or something keep me entertasined for my last few years.
02:00 <nothing> show em whats cool and whats not.
03:00 <nothing> Who knows.
03:00 <l000000p3yDOG> first 30yrs have had there ups and downs 
03:00 <nothing> yeah me too bro!@
03:00 <l000000p3yDOG> im sure the next 30yrs will be the same
03:00 <l000000p3yDOG> turbulant ride
03:00 <nothing> yeeeeh.
04:00 <nothing> it's gonna be al downhill from here thats fr sure.
04:00 <nothing> World ben on a good steady decline now for some time.
05:00 <nothing> glad i wont be around when the schizen hits the fan.
17:00 <b1rd> Ay
17:00 <b1rd> Yay sit down
17:00 <l000000p3yDOG> what
17:00 <b1rd> Whatttt
17:00 <nothing> swoit
18:00 <b1rd> Ahhh
28:00 <nothing> ey Lish
28:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd?
29:00 <Lish> Hey
29:00 <Lish> How good are public holidays?
30:00 <BIGSTEVIE> we had ours last week
30:00 <nothing> yeah, pretty good, if you are employed.
30:00 <BIGSTEVIE> so suck my dick
31:00 <Lish> Very excellent if you are employed
32:00 <Lish> You not employed nothing?
32:00 <nothing> heheh, having a good one i see.
32:00 <nothing> Nah, :(
32:00 <Lish> How come
32:00 <nothing> I'm not good at jobs.
32:00 <l000000000000000peyd0g> im at work lish and i will fucking stab u
32:00 <nothing> I get bored, or someone doesn't like me. 
32:00 <nothing> Something always happens.
32:00 <nothing> Bit over it now. 
33:00 <Lish> Haha suck it loopey
33:00 <Lish> But what about $$ nothing?
33:00 <nothing> I hate money.
34:00 <Lish> Why
34:00 <nothing> don;t have anything, people can't take anything from you.
34:00 <nothing> I dunno, if i wanna get inot this right now.
34:00 <nothing> lolll.
34:00 <Lish> Who would take it from you?
34:00 <nothing> Let's just say, i guess i'm a little sensitive to the problems of the world.
34:00 <nothing> money makes people funny.
35:00 <Epi> http://imgur.com/gallery/Sxd2B holy throbbing rhinoceros cocks, this looks tasty
35:00 <nothing> the more money you have the more money you want, it's never enough. 
36:00 <nothing> it's like having a meth habit.
36:00 <nothing> then you end up having so many things, you need to look after, and you stress about something happeneing.
36:00 <nothing> too much.
38:00 <Lish> Yeah that last bit if rig
38:00 <Lish> The more things you have the more stress you have 
38:00 <nothing> Yeah.
39:00 <nothing> like, I don't deal with it very well.
39:00 <nothing> Also i hate assholes telling me what to do. 
39:00 <nothing> haha.
39:00 <nothing> Just need a nice comfy work from home job.
39:00 <nothing> :)
39:00 <Lish> I like money 
39:00 <Lish> And stuff
39:00 <Lish> Mainly holidays though 
40:00 <nothing> lol, yeah.
40:00 <nothing> I mean, sure.
40:00 <nothing> I'd love to do something like that, but i guess i'm just not mentally/emotionally strong enough. 
40:00 <nothing> to be able to save all that money 
41:00 <nothing> if i had tonnes of money, i'd probably give it all away.
41:00 <nothing> Sorry, don;t mean to emo up your day everyone.
41:00 <l000000000000000peyd0g> https://www.facebook.com/BenCousinsAFL/photos/a.1610754209169028.1073741828.1610687149175734/1921300648114381/?type=3
43:00 <Lish> Haha that's ok
43:00 <Lish> You can emo the day
43:00 <nothing> Something will come up though i'm sure of it :)
44:00 <nothing> once i figure out what i am good at :)
44:00 <nothing> what's your plans for the day anyway ?
44:00 <b1rd> Lisho!
47:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd
53:00 <Lish> Not much for the rest of the day
53:00 <Lish> I was pretty busy this morning
53:00 <Lish> We had some storm damage to our house, so the tradies were here in the morning
53:00 <nothing> ahh good as, chill times.
54:00 <nothing> ohhh, nothing to serious i hope /
54:00 <Lish> Ah was pretty bad
54:00 <Lish> Thankfully insurance covered it
54:00 <Lish> But it's been like this since December
54:00 <nothing> yeahhh.
54:00 <Lish> So I'm happy they are fixing it
54:00 <nothing> wtf happened ?
54:00 <nothing> Storm ?
54:00 <Lish> Yuh 
55:00 <Lish> Too much rain, went into the roof 
55:00 <Lish> And then the ceiling fell down
55:00 <nothing> Ohhh, you in Sydney ?
55:00 <Lish> So haven't been able to use the kitchen since
55:00 <nothing> Fuckkk.
55:00 <Lish> Nah Melbourne
55:00 <nothing> Oh.
55:00 <Lish> Was a storm right near new year
55:00 <nothing> Jesus pretty slack on the repair.
56:00 <nothing> almost 2 months later.
56:00 <Lish> Yeah the insurance just took a long time
56:00 <Lish> So much red tape
56:00 <Lish> Just have to get it painted now and a new air con and we will be done
56:00 <Lish> Oh and the carpet
56:00 <Lish> Hopefully before the end of the month
56:00 <nothing> Good times.
56:00 <nothing> I wouldn't be a happy customer.
56:00 <nothing> i'd be going bullshit every day 
57:00 <Lish> Yeah it's been very irritating
58:00 <nothing> but all good, almost done :D
58:00 <Lish> Yup
59:00 <Epi> http://adultcatfinder.com/
02:00 <Lumeah> Lol
03:00 <nothing> getting some mad stats today :D
03:00 <nothing> gonna knock the b1rd from his perch.
03:00 <nothing> loll.
04:00 <nothing> jks. i'm shit. 
05:00 <nothing> "can you feeellll it, can you feeel it, can you feeelll it"
09:00 <Lumeah> Stick some feed in
17:00 <Kelevra> hey TheRon
17:00 <nothing> Welcome TheRon 
17:00 <TheRon> hello
17:00 <nothing> What's wrong Kelevra ?
18:00 <Kelevra> dining room table still isn't here, no word from delivery
18:00 <nothing> fuckckk, so much bass.
18:00 <Kelevra> :(
18:00 <nothing> My chest gonna pop.
18:00 <nothing> Good times.
18:00 <nothing> Kelevra, : get on the Blower and give them an earful.
19:00 <nothing> Good old fashion schitz-out
19:00 <nothing> Telephone style
19:00 <nothing> "DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THE YOU PIECES OF SHIT"
20:00 <nothing> "bababa bababa babbyyy"
20:00 <Lish> Will they be delivering on the public holiday Kelevra
20:00 <Kelevra> I'll wait until 5 then crack the whip, I've moved my old table and everything
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah well they said yesterday it'd be here by today
20:00 <nothing> 5 ?
20:00 <Lish> Oh bummer
20:00 <nothing> No chance of delivery after 5 on a PH.
21:00 <nothing> I'd tell you to eat several pieces of faeces.
21:00 <Kelevra> it's a private delivery company
21:00 <nothing> oh true.
22:00 <b1rd> Props tho ay
22:00 <b1rd> Lol
22:00 <b1rd> Belt em. Nothing
22:00 <nothing> Padlle Props.
22:00 <nothing> fuck, one day my fingers will type correctly.
22:00 <b1rd> Yes lol
22:00 <nothing> WHEN IM DEAD. LWAL.
22:00 <b1rd> Hard on fone i do ok tho ay
22:00 <nothing> cbf.
23:00 <nothing> yeah.
23:00 <b1rd> I only begin smart fone start of this year
23:00 <nothing> I'm bad on the phone.
23:00 <b1rd> B4 that i shun it lol
23:00 <nothing> I get heaps pissy.
23:00 <TheRon> i'm slow cooking a hot beef vindaloo curry
23:00 <b1rd> Still need the samsung note
23:00 <nothing> only Dumb phone before ?
23:00 <TheRon> complete with a mint riata
24:00 <nothing> lolll
24:00 <nothing> retro 90's day
25:00 <b1rd> Yay
25:00 <nothing> my gf messages me about 34543634 times a day.
25:00 <TheRon> gin blossoms?
25:00 <nothing> She can't understand why it pisses me off.
26:00 <nothing> TheRon, yes but pumping retro dance/pop atm.
26:00 <TheRon> gin blossoms?
26:00 <nothing> too early for them.
26:00 <TheRon> silverhcair?
27:00 <nothing> yes.
27:00 <nothing> later
27:00 <nothing> Silver Chains - Wogstomp
27:00 <TheRon> naughty by nature?
27:00 <nothing> LOLLL
27:00 <nothing> O.P.P.
27:00 <TheRon> yeah you know me
28:00 <nothing> TheRon: i have only just started making these got a LONG way to go.
28:00 <nothing> spotify:user:jhsdcsjdcvbdj
28:00 <nothing> but check some of the playlists ive made.
29:00 <nothing> Takes hours.
29:00 <nothing> lot of really 80's/90's/00's Pop/rock etc.
29:00 <nothing> No way near done.
30:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Prydz - Call On Me (Feb 4, 2009) Length: 2:52 - Category: Entertainment - 83,397,101 views views - 274,673 likes (95.6%), 12,565 dislikes (4.4%)
30:00 <TheRon> no reason, just felt like watching it
30:00 <nothing> Now that's a track :)
30:00 <nothing> UNF.
31:00 <Lish> Totally just got a mr snippy
31:00 <Lish> Whippy
31:00 <Lish> Ice cream
31:00 <TheRon> i just chopped up some mint, now my fingers are all minty
31:00 <nothing> Mr Snippy ?
31:00 <nothing> What's that a circumcision ?
31:00 <TheRon> mr snippy is one of those jewish guys that chop up penies
32:00 <Lish> Whippyyyyyy
32:00 <nothing> LOLLL
32:00 <Lish> iPad fail
32:00 <Lish> Here they say mr gelato I guess 
32:00 <TheRon> i love gelato, lemon
33:00 <nothing> hahah, when i was living in footscray i was drinking with these punk dudes, and the mr whippy vaan came, nd they all went running over and started whacking the shit out if the van and throwing beer bottles at it.
33:00 <TheRon> oh and the cavs lost again
33:00 <Lish> $5 for a soft serve with chocolate dip n sprinkles
33:00 <nothing> and he took off like a bastard
33:00 <nothing> was fucking hilarious.
33:00 <Lish> That doesn't sound funny
33:00 <nothing> Not to you Lish 
34:00 <nothing> You re way too mature for any of that kind of thing ;)
34:00 <Lish> It shouldn't be funny for anyone
34:00 <TheRon> still rather have a beer
34:00 <nothing> i bet if it was on tv you'd laugh.
34:00 <Lish> Nope
34:00 <nothing> ong.
34:00 <nothing> You are a hard lady
34:00 <nothing> :)
34:00 <TheRon> they say that a lot in thailand
35:00 <nothing> ong ?
37:00 <Skirmish> In my opinion, there would be nothing worse than having a person meet you from the internet and they say that they are too uncomfortable to be seen in public with you. 
38:00 <Kelevra> who said that to you Skirmish?
38:00 <nothing> Happens to me all the time.
38:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
38:00 <Skirmish> Also ... what kind of goose forgets their keycard? A poor person. 
38:00 <nothing> Theres a lesson to be learned here. 
38:00 <Kelevra> a person who wants you to pay
38:00 <l00peyd0g> haha
38:00 <Skirmish> At this stage I think the people involved may want to keep some privacy. 
38:00 <nothing> Don't meet people from the internetz. 
39:00 <l00peyd0g> unless its for sex
39:00 <TheRon> nothing, is the lambada in there?
39:00 <nothing> In the playlist ?
39:00 <TheRon> the forbidden dance, so forbidden that noone actually ever did it
39:00 <nothing> fucking choon
40:00 <nothing> possibly TheRon; Some songs were really obscure and not able to be found.
40:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish lives back in the year 2000, people hook up online and meet in person all the friggen time, nothing strange about it these days
40:00 <nothing> asl deadpandadolls ?
41:00 <nothing> :>
42:00 <Skirmish> I never implied there was anything strange about people meeting online. 
43:00 <Skirmish> I implied that it was terrible that the male involved in this situation refused to be seen in public with the female because he wasn't 'comfortable'. Also, that it was a bit hinky that the male involved 'forgot his keycard' when meeting this particular female as well. 
43:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGWQfK-6DY
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RUN-DMC, Jason Nevins - It's Like That (Nov 23, 2009) Length: 3:47 - Category: Music - 19,420,451 views views - 88,995 likes (97.9%), 1,922 dislikes (2.1%)
44:00 <nothing> Why ?
44:00 <nothing> She a bush-pig ?
44:00 <nothing> Is she wearing a I'm with stupid shit ?
45:00 <nothing> Traffic cones on her tits and head ?
45:00 <TheRon> hang on a second, ppl on irc would be too scared to meet like real people
46:00 <nothing> I come on irc to escape real people.
46:00 <Lish> I am having mr whippy regret
46:00 <Kelevra> who was embarressed to see who?
46:00 <nothing> :(
46:00 <nothing> BLykE forgot his keycard.
46:00 <nothing> :"(
47:00 <TheRon> lish, a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
47:00 <l00peyd0g> i wouldnt be embarassed to meet Kelevra
47:00 <Lish> Nah it made me feeel sick
47:00 <Lish> Haha
47:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I've met alot of ircians
47:00 <l00peyd0g> also i wouldnt be embarassed to leave my keycard behind
47:00 <l00peyd0g> nor have no money
47:00 <l00peyd0g> cos i got myself
48:00 <nothing> i bring shop-a-dockets
48:00 <nothing> take woman 2 for one at hogs breath
48:00 <l00peyd0g> and my 10" D
48:00 <l00peyd0g> hogs breath
48:00 <nothing> then we catch the bus home and get a goon bag before we pick her kids up from kindy.
48:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
48:00 <Kelevra> lol
49:00 <nothing> whdda ya reckon Kelevra ?
49:00 <nothing> Moist yet ?
50:00 <nothing> she has passed out from the romance.
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who
50:00 <nothing> Kelevra, 
51:00 <Kelevra> nthing it sounds like an epic date tbh
51:00 <Kelevra> nothing*
51:00 <Kelevra> but you'd have to buy a mixer or some cordial for the goon
51:00 <Kelevra> I'm posh like that
51:00 <l00peyd0g> lol cordial
51:00 <BLykE> hi Kelevra :)
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/sAzdGCDS/IMG_0713.PNG
51:00 <TheRon> i'd get all dressed and stuff and take the chick bowling
51:00 <deadpandadolls> I need a new game
51:00 <nothing> yeah we can mix it in the cordial bottle.
51:00 <deadpandadolls> maybe Nier Automata
52:00 <nothing> get a 10a for me mate bobo
52:00 <deadpandadolls> found a nice place near here earlier
52:00 <deadpandadolls> aswel
52:00 <deadpandadolls> TheRon I want to see u inna suit
52:00 <BLykE> lols
52:00 <BLykE> sup
53:00 <Kelevra> nothing we're true romantics aren't we
53:00 <TheRon> nothing i'm sippin' on gin and juice
53:00 <TheRon> all gangsta and shit
53:00 <Kelevra> I gave all my tonic water away yesterday so no gins for me anytime soon
53:00 <nothing> you have your mind on your money and your money on your mind ?
54:00 <TheRon> yes!
54:00 <nothing> yyyyeeeeeuuuuuhhhh.
54:00 <Lish> I need to do my budget this afternoon
54:00 <Lish> I can't be assed getting my laptop out though
54:00 <Kelevra> actually I was just thinking of money cause john sent me some along with an email saying sorry
54:00 <Lish> Who's John
54:00 <Kelevra> johninja
54:00 <nothing> whats money ?
54:00 <Lish> Why did he send you money
55:00 <Kelevra> cause we have a kid together
55:00 <Lish> Oh 
55:00 <Kelevra> and he offended me last week
55:00 <Lish> How much did he give you
55:00 <TheRon> he tripped and fell
56:00 <Kelevra> he gives me $100 per month
56:00 <Lish> That's not much
56:00 <nothing> jesus.
56:00 <nothing> What a fucking tight-ass.
56:00 <Lish> How old is the kid
56:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's not much
56:00 <Kelevra> she's turning 2 next month
56:00 <nothing> someone neds to ninja kick that cunt into the sun.
56:00 <Lish> Ah yeah they cost more than that haha I guess
57:00 <Kelevra> @ least it's something
57:00 <Lish> True
57:00 <Kelevra> he only started paying in december
57:00 <Lish> Drop kick 
57:00 <Kelevra> he didn't even meet her until she was 8 months old :/
57:00 <Lish> Whyyyyyy
57:00 <Kelevra> he was just in his own world
57:00 <nothing> what a fucing loser.
57:00 <Lish> Weird
58:00 <Lish> Did you guys date for a long time
58:00 <Kelevra> yeah well we knew eachother for 7 years
58:00 <Kelevra> but only hooked up about 4 years ago
58:00 <Lish> Was it a conscious choice to have a baby?
59:00 <Skirmish> http://pastebin.com/t3kiHZ33    <---- names have been removed to protect those involved. 
00:00 <Lish> I don't know what that is Skirmish 
00:00 <Kelevra> nah not on my behalf
00:00 <Skirmish> It's a chat log Lish. 
00:00 <TheRon> beer and reading doesn't go together
00:00 <Lish> No shit
00:00 <Kelevra> I just agreed to it cause he said he'd stick around no matter what etc
00:00 <Lish> But what's the point of it Skirmish 
01:00 <Lish> So he wanted a kid and you just agreed even though you didn't want one? Cause he said he'd stick arund. Then he didn't stick around?
01:00 <l00peyd0g> deadbeat
01:00 <nothing> lolll.
01:00 <l00peyd0g> who wouldnt wanna stick around and raise their beautiful daughter
01:00 <nothing> pretty obvious.
02:00 <Kelevra> is it Lumeah?
02:00 <l00peyd0g> is it b1rd?
02:00 <Kelevra> well Lish I couldnt afford an abortion 
02:00 <Kelevra> I was already supporting a baby at the time and paying rent and bills
02:00 <deadpandadolls> what's that pastebin about
02:00 <Lish> I thought they were free, although I never really though about it. I just assumed
03:00 <Lish> How much are they
03:00 <nothing> Skirmish trying to cause trouble.
03:00 <Kelevra> I asked him to help for an abortion and he was against it
03:00 <deadpandadolls> lol why go to the effort of removing their names
03:00 <nothing> i know.
03:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish that log was useless
03:00 <nothing> What a dickhead.
03:00 <deadpandadolls> who is that making fun of
03:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't see how it's funny tbh
03:00 <deadpandadolls> anxiety is a killer
03:00 <nothing> Correct.
03:00 <Kelevra> Lish they range form 500 to over a 1000
03:00 <nothing> How do you have that particular chat log anyway ?
04:00 <Kelevra> it's a stupid log
04:00 <Kelevra> I wish I never read it
04:00 <Lish> Oh much more expensive than I thought
04:00 <Kelevra> and it says they DID meet didn't it?
04:00 <nothing> bit suss.
04:00 <Lish> That's a shame for people in need who don't want children
04:00 <Kelevra> cause female says it was nice to have someone to come home to
04:00 <TheRon> imagine if abortions were free in places like frankston, it would make it so much better for everyone
04:00 <Lish> Should be more services offering it cheaper for those less fortunate 
04:00 <Kelevra> DERP
05:00 <Kelevra> Lish yeah it's pretty fucked up
05:00 <deadpandadolls> it's important, as men, that we stick up for other guys with severe anxiety disorders.
05:00 <Kelevra> I called around and no services could help
05:00 <deadpandadolls> end the stigma
05:00 <Lish> That's a shame
05:00 <nothing> here here.
06:00 <Lish> I would have helped you Kelevra 
06:00 <Kelevra> aww <3
07:00 <Kelevra> yeah it was a pretty fucked up time but now I have them I'm content with it all
07:00 <Lish> Yeah you learn to adjust I guess
07:00 <Kelevra> before i had my first I'd never held a baby so it was a huge change
07:00 <l00peyd0g> hehe
07:00 <l00peyd0g> i have 8 neices and nephews
08:00 <TheRon> being an uncle is the best
10:00 <l00peyd0g> yeah u can give em back
10:00 <Lish> People getting pregnant so easily is irritating to me though haha
10:00 <nothing> loll, lost of things irritate you Lish 
10:00 <TheRon> can i just say, god bless sex ed in this country
10:00 <nothing> lots*
11:00 <Lish> What else irritates me nothing? 
11:00 <nothing> Ummmmm.
11:00 <TheRon> lish, what really grinds your geras?
11:00 <TheRon> gears
11:00 <nothing> people posting too many youtube links.
11:00 <nothing> punks chasing mr whippy vans
11:00 <TheRon> i don't like chicken twisties
12:00 <nothing> insurance companies
12:00 <nothing> :)
12:00 <Lish> Oh, people who are damaging other people's property? And scaring innocent people who are trying to work hard? 
12:00 <TheRon> a kardashian
12:00 <TheRon> they shit me
12:00 <Lish> That's not punks, that's just immature scum bags
12:00 <nothing> loll, omg lighten up.
12:00 <nothing> I realise.
12:00 <nothing> I just found the scenario slightly funny.
12:00 <nothing> Ahhhhh, forget it.,
12:00 <TheRon> i find the ice epidemic both funny and sad
13:00 <Lish> Funny, how? 
13:00 <nothing> Forget it bro
13:00 <Lish> I don't know how people even start getting into these drugs 
13:00 <nothing> You werent there.
13:00 <Lish> Like why would you even 
13:00 <TheRon> people being arrested for drugs and it ending up in the newspaper
13:00 <nothing> Lish knows nothing of comedy.
13:00 <TheRon> those articles can be absolute pissers
14:00 <Lish> I don't find derolickness funny,  nothing. 
14:00 <nothing> I guess you are just too smart and intelligent.
15:00 <TheRon> i've never done drugs so to me it's funny
16:00 <Lish> I haven't done drugs either 
16:00 <Lish> I've got better things to waste my money on
16:00 <TheRon> like beer?
17:00 <Lish> Nah like chips and lollies
17:00 <Lish> And going to NBA games 
17:00 <nothing> in asutralia ?
18:00 <Lish> No
18:00 <nothing> you must be super keen fan to fly to the US for a BBL game.
18:00 <Lish> There's no NBA games in Australia
18:00 <nothing> That's dedication
18:00 <TheRon> we're getting off season games aren't we?
18:00 <nothing> props.
18:00 <Lish> Bah maybe TheRon 
18:00 <Lish> I doubt it bro 
19:00 <Skirmish> I am too afraid to watch NBA games :( 
19:00 <Lish> Why
19:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: watch the san antonio spurs
20:00 <TheRon> they're the best
20:00 <deadpandadolls> TheRon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLPkOPWWaGI
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Twisties Australian ad early 90s (feat. Natalie Imbruglia) (Mar 25, 2009) Length: 1:00 - Category: Entertainment - 20,011 views views - 17 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <Skirmish> I was really into basketball towards the end of high school and into uni. I blew my right knee out because when I injured myself I wouldn't wait the time outlined before returning and playing more. So now my right knee isn't full strength and I have to be mindful of what I do on it. If I watch basketball games I KNOW I will want to get back on the court. 
21:00 <deadpandadolls> and this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAyFXGtWp6Q
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Twisties - Australian TV Ad (1991) (Aug 22, 2015) Length: 1:15 - Category: Entertainment - 1,173 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <Lish> Hahaha I feel you on that Skirmish
22:00 <Lish> I had a similar thing happen 
22:00 <Lish> But with netball, and I always want to play but know I can't 
22:00 <deadpandadolls> no reason you can't go shoot hoops
22:00 <Lish> I do go shoot baskets though 
22:00 <Lish> It feels good
23:00 <TheRon> a lack of talent stopped my basketball days
25:00 <TheRon> i could shoot the three when my feet were set
25:00 <Lish> I can't shoot 3sfor shit 
26:00 <Nice1> practive doesnt make perfect
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
33:00 <tozza> lol
33:00 <lisa> there you are tozza, was wondering where you were
34:00 <Nice1> hi tozza
34:00 <tozza> i went to feed my friend anemals
34:00 <tozza> i feel sorry for the big fluffy dog
34:00 <tozza> flys have gotten to its ear its all red and bleeding
34:00 <BLykE> im stoned
34:00 <BLykE> lols
35:00 <BLykE> stone cold steve austin
35:00 <tozza> i washed it and then dried it then put a antiseptic and insecticide on the ears and around the fut of her head
35:00 <tozza> hopefully flys leave her alone
35:00 <lisa> yeah common issue fly strike
36:00 <tozza> i did the right thing yeh?
36:00 <tozza> the stuff looked like mustard
36:00 <tozza> that i appled to her
37:00 <lisa> yeah if they have stuff
37:00 <lisa> problem is that once there is bleeding, flies won't stop coming to it
37:00 <lisa> it really needs to just be kept inside away from the flies
37:00 <lisa> but if it's an outdoor dog you did the best you could do
38:00 <tozza> im meant to leave them in the laundry if its warm to let the flys away but when i do a big swarm comes in anyway
38:00 <tozza> so like damned if i do damned if i dont
39:00 <lisa> yeah sounds like it
39:00 <tozza> abit anxious too tell them they are back wednesdasy
39:00 <tozza> was so red lastnight i almost broke down like the poor thing
39:00 <lisa> well nothing irreversible will happen before then heh
40:00 <tozza> and last few nights another cat has been coming too my house threatening my kitty
40:00 <lisa> cats are territorial, that always happens with outdoor kitties
40:00 <tozza> i hear this loud ass groan and hiss ive had too keep sega out the backyard
40:00 <lisa> yeah there will be afight and vet bills soon enough
40:00 <lisa> cat bite abcesses
40:00 <tozza> she been really scared hiding behind things 
41:00 <lisa> start saving heh
41:00 <tozza> yeah i know so i havent been letting her out
41:00 <TheRon> i call cats potential roadkill
41:00 <lisa> yeah they are
41:00 <tozza> :/ ron
41:00 <lisa> hit by cars or dog attacks kills most of them
41:00 <TheRon> what, i'm not a cat person
41:00 <lisa> i'll never understand why ppl have a cat if it's an outdoor cat
41:00 <tozza> but im talking about my cat here lol
41:00 <lisa> it's only a matter of time really
42:00 <lisa> SAME
42:00 <tozza> cheers lisa
42:00 <TheRon> i reckon they should have electric collars, if they leave your property, ZAP DEAD!
42:00 <tozza> been awhile since we did that
42:00 <lisa> i thought it was a bit early, but wtf
43:00 <tozza> true
43:00 <tozza> ron dude
43:00 <lisa> this way i can get buzzed and cook tacos later
43:00 <tozza> hahaha
43:00 <lisa> KELEVRA it's TACO DAY FINALLY
43:00 <tozza> im having a chicken ceasar later
43:00 <TheRon> i like a lady that likes taco
43:00 <lisa> home made tacos here
43:00 <lisa> come over tozza
43:00 <BLykE> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f92R9OqzNxk
43:00 <lisa> i make 'em authentic-like
43:00 <tozza> lol sure see u tomorrow
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: seen saw see chris mix (Mar 5, 2017) Length: 3:20 - Category: Music - 13 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:00 <tozza> yeh i bet
43:00 <Lumeah> Who broke it. 
44:00 <BLykE> I djed a club the first time I asked a club if I could
44:00 <lisa> my bf fell in love with me for my tacos i reckon
44:00 <BLykE> only did it once cause I quit drugs that night
44:00 <nothing> LOLL
44:00 <TheRon> i bet he did
44:00 <lisa> (shutup TheRon)
44:00 <lisa> lol
44:00 <nothing> walked right into that one
44:00 <lisa> i saw that one coming just didn't type fast enough :P
44:00 <Lumeah> Yay fix
45:00 <tozza> lol
45:00 <TheRon> nothing like a good taco
45:00 <nothing> i do ;)
45:00 <tozza> ron
45:00 <lisa> this girl lived 20 minutes from the mexican border for ten years
45:00 <tozza> whats the weather for tommorrow
45:00 <lisa> you learn how to cook good mexican food
45:00 <tozza> i know how too cook tacs too
45:00 <lisa> it's the one thing i'm good at
45:00 <lisa> apart from my work
45:00 <tozza> i used too correctly yeh
46:00 <lisa> no you didn't
46:00 <TheRon> tozza yours won't be the same
46:00 <tozza> too being also
46:00 <lisa> 'know how TO cook'
46:00 <lisa> just never use too
46:00 <lisa> always to
46:00 <tozza> oh fuck 2 toos LOL
46:00 <lisa> and you'll get like 99% right
46:00 <TheRon> i make a good chilli con carne
46:00 <lisa> only use TOO for 'as well'
46:00 <lisa> me too
46:00 <lisa> (me ALSO)
46:00 <tozza> i did like i can cook them too
47:00 <TheRon> i even add chocolate to it
47:00 <lisa> my mother in law gave me a good recipe when i was in canada in nov
47:00 <lisa> well future mother in law
47:00 <lisa> etc
47:00 <TheRon> i tsp paprika 2 chilli powder
48:00 <TheRon> i like ehat
48:00 <TheRon> heat
48:00 <tozza> mhm
48:00 <TheRon> miami heat suck
48:00 <tozza> SO TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW
48:00 <TheRon> too moist
48:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah boy paprika
48:00 <lisa> never been to miami
48:00 <deadpandadolls> put that on my mediterannean fried rice last nite
48:00 <tozza> ghost chilli powder or nothing
48:00 <lisa> seems like the gold coast
48:00 <deadpandadolls> n lots of chilli seeds/flakes
49:00 <deadpandadolls> dope as ey TheRon
49:00 <lisa> i.e. young dickheads and tourists and drugs
49:00 <tozza> trinidad scorpion chillis whole
49:00 <TheRon> i'd like to do a chilli with like a variety of fresh chillis
49:00 <lisa> i use turkey mince
50:00 <tozza> birds eye and habenerosa hot enough 
50:00 <lisa> it rocks
50:00 <tozza> but i love hotter
50:00 <tozza> i wanna try a chocolate bhutla
50:00 <deadpandadolls> you mean a chilli, like a stew?
50:00 <tozza> yeh
50:00 <lisa> yeah
50:00 <tozza> con carne
50:00 <deadpandadolls> nice
51:00 <tozza> i goto the chilli festival in warburton every year
51:00 <deadpandadolls> one my fav things to eat = chilli
51:00 <deadpandadolls> yummmm
51:00 <tozza> there is a chilli cook off u get too taste all of them
51:00 <deadpandadolls> take me take me
51:00 <lisa> it's been too hot here for chilli
51:00 <deadpandadolls> lol homer simpsons like
51:00 <lisa> but winter is coming
51:00 <tozza> lol next year panda i think
51:00 <TheRon> my problem is i don't like sour cream
51:00 <Kelevra> TACO DAY!
51:00 <lisa> or as i like to call it in qld, 'winter
51:00 <lisa> '
51:00 <TheRon> i use like a mint yoghurt
51:00 <lisa> TACO DAY
51:00 <tozza> lol
51:00 <lisa> FINALLY
51:00 <tozza> BEER DAY
51:00 <tozza> IRC DAY
51:00 <tozza> FISHING
51:00 <lisa> if i don't drink too much that is
51:00 <TheRon> BEER!!!!
51:00 <deadpandadolls> i like to use a variety of tomatos when I cook mediterannean food
51:00 <lisa> for the chopping and etc
52:00 <deadpandadolls> yellow grape tomatos, red, those nice shiney red and green stripe ones
52:00 <TheRon> i hate chopping tomato so it's canned for me
52:00 <lisa> the first two have gone down VERY QUICK
52:00 <deadpandadolls> kinda deep red almost purple inside
52:00 <lisa> nah gotta be fresh tomatoes
52:00 <deadpandadolls> you need only cut grape tomatos in half bro
52:00 <tozza> tomatoes suck
52:00 <TheRon> or i get other ppl to chop tomatos
53:00 <TheRon> not a tomato person at all
53:00 <tozza> tozza
53:00 <tozza>  18659
53:00 <tozza> "I can safely say i still have alcohol poisoning" 
53:00 <tozza> LOL
53:00 <deadpandadolls> at kindergarten, they'd keep a big red tomato in the frdge for me
53:00 <deadpandadolls> coz when they handed out apples, n i didnt like apples, i liked tomato
53:00 <deadpandadolls> eat it like an apple :P
54:00 <lisa> gross lol
54:00 <tozza> panda your a sick puppy
54:00 <lisa> omg
54:00 <lisa> you're
54:00 <TheRon> i think it's the acid in tomatos, i don't like vinegar eiher
54:00 <lisa> don't get me started on your/you're
54:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
54:00 <tozza> lisa
54:00 <tozza> i will never typre you're
54:00 <deadpandadolls> tomatoes are so sweet
54:00 <tozza> fuck that
55:00 <lisa> fuck
55:00 <lisa> #3
55:00 <deadpandadolls> and capsicum mmm
55:00 <lisa> CHEERS motherfuckers
55:00 <lisa> this could get messy
55:00 <tozza> ill do to and too but not you're
55:00 <lisa> buzzed and it's not yet 4pm
55:00 <tozza> lol
56:00 <tozza> #2
56:00 <lisa> lame
56:00 <tozza> LOL
56:00 <tozza> i did start 10 mins ago
56:00 <lisa> carlton dry with lime here
56:00 <tozza> lame
56:00 <lisa> i started 15 mins ago, what's your point
56:00 <TheRon> lisa that ain't beer
56:00 <BLykE> fuck that 
56:00 <BLykE> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE8pWbht4BI
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Reeloop - Fucking Society (Original Mix) (Dec 24, 2011) Length: 6:48 - Category: Music - 10,587 views views - 76 likes (96.2%), 3 dislikes (3.8%)
57:00 <lisa> PLUS it's not even a public holiday here
57:00 <tozza> but u dont work nect day innit
57:00 <TheRon> lisa furphy's FTW
57:00 <tozza> carlton draught here
57:00 <lisa> no but i have appointments
57:00 <lisa> and since my dog is on fentanyl, i'm working 24hrs pretty much
58:00 <tozza> same im up at 5:30 to go fishing
58:00 <tozza> yeh tru
58:00 <tozza> sorry
58:00 <lisa> it's ok, it's fixable
58:00 <TheRon> toza when does the first stubbie get cracked?
58:00 <lisa> i.e. not cancer
58:00 <tozza> THERON "TOZZA"
58:00 <tozza> lol
58:00 <tozza> im on my second ron
59:00 <tozza> durrrr
59:00 <TheRon> when fishing
59:00 <tozza> LOL
59:00 <tozza> wow durr back on me
59:00 <tozza> errr
59:00 <tozza> after i anchor i guess
59:00 <TheRon> only way to fish
59:00 <tozza> yeh
59:00 <tozza> otherwise im left alone with my own thoughts and that boring
00:00 <lisa> who are you going with tozza
00:00 <tozza> a lil bit of a buzz with some fishing and im happy as larry
00:00 <tozza> lisa i take my grandfather out everytime
00:00 <deadpandadolls> 1 yellow capsicum, 1 zuccini, 1 white onion, 1 carrot, 8 - 10 grape tomatoes yellow and red, 4 cloves garlic, chilli seeds/flakes, fresh chilli, paprika, fresh dill and corriander, 2 eggs, rice
00:00 <tozza> :)
00:00 <deadpandadolls> fry dat up
00:00 <lisa> oh sweet
00:00 <lisa> i don't have any of those left
00:00 <lisa> i'm too old :/
00:00 <deadpandadolls> salt pepper too
00:00 <tozza> aw\
00:00 <deadpandadolls> n some pork belly mm
00:00 <lisa> but then my parents are gone too
00:00 <nothing> me neither.
00:00 <lisa> ripped off
01:00 <lisa> ripped off bad.
01:00 <tozza> :( sorry to hear
01:00 <deadpandadolls> do u eat the fish u catch?
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/tDP2RPkT/.JPG
02:00 <deadpandadolls> guttin fish is so gross
02:00 <deadpandadolls> lets go out dump bodies in the sea booiiii
02:00 <tozza> no
02:00 <tozza> bait bodys maybe
02:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
03:00 <TheRon> tozza for some reason i imagine you out in a dingey on a misty lake at night, the godfather style
04:00 <tozza> but arent you TheRon
04:00 <tozza> aka TheDon
04:00 <TheRon> occasionally i see someone out on lake wendouree in a dingey and start humming the tune
05:00 <lisa> oh god dingley lol
05:00 <lisa> i spent like most of my 16 and 17 year old years in dingley
05:00 <lisa> this group of guys we used to hang out with off golfwood close lol
06:00 <lisa> GOOD TIMES
06:00 <TheRon> anybody here actually goto Bonnydoon on holidays?
06:00 <deadpandadolls> fk me battlefield1 is shit
06:00 <TheRon> hows the serenity
06:00 <deadpandadolls> lol TheRon
07:00 <lisa> I did Ron
07:00 <lisa> my grandparents had a house there
07:00 <lisa> near mansfield
07:00 <TheRon> was it serene?
07:00 <lisa> yearrrrrsssss before that movie came out
07:00 <lisa> not really, but it was rustic
08:00 <lisa> my grandpa had a cockie's foot hanging from a gumtree that we used to swing on
08:00 <TheRon> iwas in kinglake until i was 7 or 8
08:00 <lisa> we were behind the servo
08:00 <lisa> that fibro house
08:00 <tozza> lol i remember those
08:00 <lisa> we loved it, it was a wonderland when you were like 5
08:00 <lisa> 5-11
09:00 <TheRon> that cladding shit that didn't need painting for 10 or 20 years?
09:00 <lisa> we used to let off fireworks in the primary school
09:00 <lisa> which was opposite our hosue
09:00 <lisa> house
09:00 <lisa> shit
09:00 <lisa> typos mean = drunk
10:00 <tozza> love fireworks
10:00 <TheRon> 3rd stubbie and i'm listening to how bizarre
10:00 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otjhCslwMPM
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robert Miles - Dreamland (Dec 17, 2016) Length: 01:14:09 - Category: Music - 33,890 views views - 257 likes (90.8%), 26 dislikes (9.2%)
10:00 <deadpandadolls> listen to dat
10:00 <tozza> there used too be a website called in2fireworks.com.au u could buy them online and have therm delivered too the house like no shit
10:00 <deadpandadolls> 1996!!!
10:00 <lisa> i wouldn't do it now
10:00 <tozza> got many hundreds of dollars worth on there LOL
10:00 <lisa> but i didn't know any better then
11:00 <lisa> which was funny, because my dad was a solicitor lol
11:00 <tozza> hahaha
11:00 <lisa> ahhh good memories
11:00 <tozza> we let ours off at our own highschool
12:00 <tozza> that and sodabulb bombs 
12:00 <lisa> i think i need to chop up things for salsa before i get too drunk
12:00 <lisa> bbiab
12:00 <tozza> man i was a little shit
12:00 <lisa> otherwise NO TACOS
12:00 <lisa> omg
12:00 <tozza> okayss
12:00 <lisa> sodabulbs lol
12:00 <tozza> LOL
12:00 <TheRon> so boring without tacos
12:00 <lisa> we used to blow up letterboxes all over dingley :/
12:00 <tozza> sparklers and sodabulbs
12:00 <tozza> omg same in dingley too
12:00 <lisa> lolol
12:00 <tozza> like near the church school
12:00 <lisa> poor dingley
12:00 <lisa> this was all around golfwood close
13:00 <tozza> lol
13:00 <tozza> '
13:00 <lisa> ok chopping
13:00 <lisa> bbiab
13:00 <tozza> dingley is a sucker for soda bulbs
13:00 <tozza> ok lisa
15:00 <tozza> might do some bcf wishlist shopping 
15:00 <TheRon> tozza: been watching some of the d gen series, "a river somewhere", it's awesome
15:00 <TheRon> about fly fishing
16:00 <tozza> fly fishing is some pro stuff man
16:00 <deadpandadolls> look what i found on facebook
16:00 <deadpandadolls> https://www.facebook.com/Tsjennyyo/?hc_ref=SEARCH&fref=nf
16:00 <deadpandadolls> LOOOOLLLLL
16:00 <TheRon> so hard to catch stuff
16:00 <tozza> waders n shit
16:00 <deadpandadolls> 4 u TheRon https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15665472_160518864428809_5685495199614597554_n.jpg?oh=b2176d99c253bd3152306e49583bc228&oe=59640362
17:00 <tozza> panda that not right aye
17:00 <TheRon> my standards are low, but not that low
17:00 <deadpandadolls> u think thats not right https://www.facebook.com/Tsjennyyo/videos/159814511165911/
18:00 <deadpandadolls> THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
18:00 <TheRon> not watching it
18:00 <deadpandadolls> looooooollllllllllll comedy gold
18:00 <TheRon> i dare say it's not champagne comedy
19:00 <TheRon> i even got a bit bored today and started watching some mick molloy show
20:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
23:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - i am mine
24:00 <Skirmish> Just had the urge to listen to some old school LIVE. Some throwing copper maybe. 
24:00 <TheRon> ahh the very best of live
25:00 <TheRon> throwing copper
29:00 <TheRon> Lumeah: you like Live?
31:00 <TheRon> heyy now they won't be raped, now they won't be scarred like that
31:00 <tozza> lol
33:00 <tozza> sorry was on the phone
33:00 <tozza> getting ready for tomotrrow
33:00 <TheRon> esky?
33:00 <tozza> gonna launch at patterson lakes never been there before
33:00 <Lumeah> Oh live song 
33:00 <tozza> making sure i have battery
33:00 <tozza> checking the rods
33:00 <tozza> the bung plugs
33:00 <tozza> keys
33:00 <tozza> fuel
34:00 <TheRon> fastball - the way
34:00 <TheRon> beer?
34:00 <tozza> billy dont you loose my number
34:00 <tozza> theron beer at me grandfathers house
34:00 <TheRon> free ones?
34:00 <tozza> id imagine so
36:00 <TheRon> catch and release?
37:00 <tozza> LOL TheRon
37:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SBtUYS-exo
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to catch Snapper on SPANNER RING with Paul Worsteling - IFISH .mp4 (Sep 19, 2011) Length: 0:21 - Category: Entertainment - 43,295 views views - 70 likes (92.1%), 6 dislikes (7.9%)
37:00 <tozza> depends what we catch mate a few legals for us too bbq anything we get over what we want will go back
38:00 <TheRon> cake - i will survive
38:00 <tozza> whoooo are you who who who who
39:00 <TheRon> the who?
39:00 <tozza> who?
39:00 <tozza> lol
39:00 <TheRon> who was on second
39:00 <tozza> did u watch that video
39:00 <TheRon> no
39:00 <tozza> gay
39:00 <tozza> dude catches snappers using a ring spanner
39:00 <TheRon> i don't really fish
40:00 <tozza> thats cool 
40:00 <TheRon> last time i just carried an esky
40:00 <TheRon> no rod
40:00 <tozza> fair enuff
40:00 <tozza> LOL ok thats not cool
41:00 <Skirmish> tozza: have you met a few girls from the internet in your time? 
42:00 <TheRon> good roots?
42:00 <tozza> skirmish no not really why you ask
43:00 <tozza> id talk to girls in interest in my teens but never met them
43:00 <tozza> lol
43:00 <Skirmish> ah ok. Just guaging how irc men behave when they meet women. There has been recent meet up and the guy 'forgot his keycard' and made the female pay for everything. He then said he had anxiety to avoid being seen in public with her.
44:00 <Skirmish> I am wondering if this particular male is a scumbag or this is normal. 
44:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: i just drop the strides
44:00 <Skirmish> lol TheRon. And that is why you get all the women. 
44:00 <tozza> ohhkay so why ask me lol
44:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers, i egt all the girls
44:00 <tozza> sounds like a scumbag too me 
44:00 <Skirmish> tozza: You have been around a while. I assumed you had met an irc lady or two. 
45:00 <Skirmish> I agree. It does sound like a scumbag thing to do. 
45:00 <tozza> i wouldnt go out with no cash
45:00 <Skirmish> You wouldn't go stay at her house with no cash either. He did make a poor attempt at mowing her lawn for her though to compensate her for the expense. 
46:00 <b1rd> U guys got nothing better to do
47:00 <b1rd> I enjoy any kind of attention u know :)))
47:00 <b1rd> I am flattered really
47:00 <Skirmish> Are you the scumbag in question b1rd? 
47:00 <b1rd> Not reading son
47:00 <Lumeah> No they aren't  very creative either. Lol
48:00 <b1rd> Lol nup
48:00 <b1rd> All onboard the fail train choof choof choof
48:00 <b1rd> ;)
48:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHctumEQQRc
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mick's Love Line - The Late Show Australia (Dec 1, 2012) Length: 1:42 - Category: Comedy - 5,221 views views - 23 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <b1rd> this is the aussie way
48:00 <nothing> cause i'm the miggiddy miggiddy miggiddy mac daddy
49:00 <tozza> puffing a builly choof choof CHOOOOOF
49:00 <tozza> b1rd whats wrong mate'
49:00 <tozza> ?
49:00 <nothing> i'm the miggiddy miggiddy miggiddy mac
50:00 <b1rd> Im having time of my life. U ok on this fine day?
50:00 <tozza> yeh dude
50:00 <b1rd> Cool
50:00 <BLykE> nothing: but a faggot
51:00 <tozza> beers in the sun and getting the boat ready for a fish tomorrow with grandad
51:00 <tozza> cant wait
51:00 <b1rd> Afk not always means sooking
51:00 <b1rd> Yerr
51:00 <Skirmish> Did you find your misplaced keycard b1rd? Was your puppy ok? 
51:00 <tozza> i guess there is many reasons you would be AFK
51:00 <KickOutTheJams> BLykE
52:00 <tozza> ohh im starting too see where this is all going
52:00 <b1rd> you the faggot BLykE 
52:00 <BLykE> bullshit
52:00 <TheRon> boogie pimps - somebody to love
52:00 <BLykE> good song
52:00 <BLykE> TheRon:  are u the one I love?
52:00 <TheRon> i just like the clip, it speaks to me
52:00 <TheRon> no
52:00 <BLykE> good
52:00 <nothing> you don;t gotta go to work work work work.
52:00 <nothing> But you gotta get the dole, dole dole, dole.
53:00 <Skirmish> What is the last band/group/person that you listened to tozza? 
53:00 <Skirmish> Chasing some new music to put on my mobile phone. 
53:00 <tozza> The Who skirmish
53:00 <tozza> otherwise
53:00 <tozza> slipkont
53:00 <BLykE> it works better repeating 3 times
53:00 <BLykE> work work work
53:00 <TheRon> i hate that lunchmoney lewis song
54:00 <tozza> macabre - dahmer album
54:00 <Skirmish> Corey is always a good choice. 
54:00 <tozza> phil - collins greatest hits
54:00 <tozza> absolutely
54:00 <Skirmish> Have you listened to Stonesour? 
54:00 <nothing> thrist shop or whatever ?
54:00 <nothing> thrift ?
54:00 <TheRon> bills
54:00 <nothing> i can;t remeber.
55:00 <TheRon> i hate slipknot fans
55:00 <Lumeah> We could say so much bullshit in here n u all believe it 
55:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: I hope b1rd pays you back soon. It's a shame he couldn't mow the lawn properly. 
55:00 <tozza> whos we lumeah
55:00 <TheRon> good thing
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> BLykE when was the last time you visited THE REJECT SHOP?
55:00 <nothing> that's probably why.
55:00 <b1rd> on the rock n roll
55:00 <TheRon> GNR - patience
55:00 <b1rd> Lumeah wb!
55:00 <nothing> heeloo lumiez
55:00 <TheRon> i like james reyne
56:00 <tozza> im just a active member and op of melbourne i dont really stray from ere so i dont know the politics of others members actions in say PD or syd
56:00 <nothing> He's awesome TheRon 
56:00 <Lumeah> Ty b1rdy.  :) 
56:00 <Lumeah> Hi nothing 
56:00 <TheRon> house of cards is one of his less coherent songs
56:00 <l0000000000000000000000peyD0G> Lumeah
56:00 <nothing> Australian Crawl fucking wicked band.
56:00 <Lumeah> Hi cunt
56:00 <l0000000000000000000000peyD0G> Hello
57:00 <l00peyd0g> ^ dudes a tosser
57:00 <tozza> the guy with perd0 in his name
57:00 <Lumeah> Expired card. Isn't a forgotten one. 
57:00 <tozza> peyd0
57:00 <Lumeah> Complete gentleman.. Thank you very much 
57:00 <TheRon> i like motors too fast
57:00 <b1rd> true nothing 
57:00 <nothing> Yeahh thats a good one.
57:00 <TheRon> fall of rome
57:00 <TheRon> hammerhead
57:00 <nothing> Beaaauuuuuuuuuuu-ti-ful-peo-ple
58:00 <tozza> TEE HEE 
58:00 <tozza> wb dog
58:00 <l00peyd0g> thanx
58:00 <nothing> they got a robert palmer t-shit in their travel-bag
58:00 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U142SSefwYQ
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Of Reggae Roots 100 Killer Tracks (Part 1 Of 4) (Feb 9, 2015) Length: 01:24:16 - Category: Music - 8,575 views views - 49 likes (92.5%), dislikes (7.5%)
58:00 <b1rd> LOL palmer
58:00 <b1rd> get him on IRC!
58:00 <TheRon> he's deadish
58:00 <b1rd> when i see him, i feel like he a big teddy bear that jus needs a good manhug
59:00 <nothing> mrs. palmer ?
59:00 <nothing> she comes in handy 
00:00 <TheRon> as the days go by.... i get closer to
00:00 <KickOutTheJams> [17:57] <Lumeah> Expired card. Isn't a forgotten one. - LOOOOLLLL
00:00 <tozza> theron know much of yazoo?
00:00 <TheRon> not much
00:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBFdXqrs4sY
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Reyne - Slave (1991) (Aug 9, 2013) Length: 4:09 - Category: Music - 114,857 views views - 396 likes (97.3%), 11 dislikes (2.7%)
01:00 <tozza> pretty gfood album upstairs at erics bar a few tracks
01:00 <tozza> good+
01:00 <TheRon> the only way is up?
01:00 <b1rd> Get a life son
01:00 <b1rd> Lol kickout are you 13 yo?
01:00 <KickOutTheJams> speak up b1rd
01:00 <nothing> I'd rather beeeeeeee, i'd rather beeeeeeeee, i'd rather beee with annn.....
01:00 <b1rd> clicks
02:00 <TheRon> b1rd: quiet you!
02:00 <b1rd> Nup
02:00 <b1rd> Busy with ya lil sis
02:00 <b1rd> Bbl
02:00 <b1rd> 2 hours
02:00 <b1rd> K?
02:00 <Skirmish> lol so cut. 
02:00 <nothing> aaniimmallll
02:00 <TheRon> def leppard?
02:00 <b1rd> oh nice song TheRon 
02:00 <animal> Pearl Jam
02:00 <TheRon> close
02:00 <b1rd> nice
02:00 <animal> LOL
03:00 <animal> title wise yeah. 
03:00 <animal> band wise. nah uh.
03:00 <b1rd> yeh some good some not so
04:00 <tozza> anyone go fishing here?
04:00 <b1rd> hit or miss
04:00 <TheRon> way out west where the rain don't, got a job with the company drilling for oil......
04:00 <TheRon> fall
05:00 <Skirmish> Been catching HUGE fish all afternoon ;) 
05:00 <tozza> is chucking the fish in a ice slurry a humane way of keeping 
05:00 <tozza> like 1 part ice 1 part seawater
05:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: is a catfisher
05:00 <b1rd> beach would be nice tonight
06:00 <tozza> or is a knife in the head the best
06:00 <b1rd> if didn't have to get up 5am
06:00 <b1rd> plus cbf driving
08:00 <TheRon> and tell me if it's still raining there in england
08:00 <TheRon> and tell me what you did last night
08:00 <animal> beach is always nice
09:00 <tozza> ..
09:00 <tozza> ZzZ
09:00 <TheRon> animal: steve earl - copperhead road
09:00 <animal> Yessss!@#
09:00 <b1rd> is yeh
09:00 <b1rd> too far but
09:00 <animal> i might fuck off for a bit.
09:00 <b1rd> ok
09:00 <b1rd> take it easy
09:00 <animal> need a break from irc. 
09:00 <animal> bbs cunce :DD
09:00 <b1rd> k
09:00 <b1rd> enjoy
10:00 <TheRon> little heroes - one perfect day
10:00 <tozza> brb
10:00 <animal> lolll
10:00 <animal> will do
10:00 <TheRon> that seems wrong
10:00 <b1rd> lollll
10:00 <b1rd> lol rimming
11:00 <TheRon> you can smell the whiskey burning down copperhead road
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> tozza is here
12:00 <b1rd> yay
12:00 <b1rd> hows the hard slog ?
13:00 <TheRon> i would too
13:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: what did couleurs do because he's so harmless
13:00 <b1rd> did he get a dog up him?
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nothing
13:00 <b1rd> charges of beastiality
13:00 <b1rd> wb couleurs 
13:00 <b1rd> fancy a dog of your choosing up ya?
13:00 <TheRon> couleurs is a breast man like me
13:00 <couleurs> thx b3rd
14:00 <animal> you here about the rimming ?
14:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
14:00 <couleurs> TheRon: J.B.
14:00 <b1rd> big black doberman?
14:00 <animal> *points to tozza*
14:00 <b1rd> cocker spaniel
14:00 <b1rd> ?
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Se suburbs only pm spanish FANKZ
14:00 <TheRon> that's right
14:00 <couleurs> i got rimmed
14:00 <animal> lolll
14:00 <TheRon> who was she?
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> DId you kiss afterwards
14:00 <animal> could be a new t-shirt
14:00 <b1rd> lollllll
14:00 <couleurs> it was ChanOP 
14:00 <animal> "i got rimmed at tozzas place"
14:00 <b1rd> good to wear to Church!
14:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolol
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Will rim for food
15:00 <animal> teeheee
15:00 <b1rd> I want tshirt "fancy a bum?"
15:00 <TheRon> take me to church.....
15:00 <b1rd> will get made
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill print that on a billboard
15:00 <animal> hahaha
15:00 <animal> yes
15:00 <b1rd> LLLLLOL tozza[Mobile] 
15:00 <b1rd> see ya nothing|afk 
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have the means
16:00 <Lumeah> Ill get u one
16:00 <b1rd> thx Lumeah  :)
16:00 <b1rd> we go church then
16:00 <b1rd> and try keep straight face
16:00 <b1rd> lol will rim for food. good that
16:00 <TheRon> i'll goto church and offer up some kid i don't like
16:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
16:00 <TheRon> like the little fat kid off hey dad!
17:00 <b1rd> hahahhahhahaha
17:00 <b1rd> lol @ hey dad guy copping charges
17:00 <nothing|afk> copped more than charges i hear
18:00 <b1rd> loll
18:00 <nothing|afk> he be copping a good rimming now
18:00 <b1rd> yes i'll say..
18:00 <b1rd> :)
18:00 <TheRon> in jail i don't think you need to get the inmates to fill in the tv week logie forms to find out how popular you are with them
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Poke
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Him
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Up the pooper with a crucifix
18:00 <Lumeah> So need a big black but plug
19:00 <TheRon> Lumeah: really?
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> As you do
19:00 <nothing|afk> LOLLL
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They make big white ones aswell
19:00 <nothing|afk> can borrow BLykE s
19:00 <Lumeah> For b1rd and his rimming 
19:00 <nothing|afk> has nice big suction cup on the bottom
19:00 <TheRon> big white ones, come on let's be realistic
19:00 <Lumeah> Lol
20:00 <TheRon> i drove all night to get to you
20:00 <TheRon> is that alright
20:00 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-CTqcsR1TM
20:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hey Dad - Your A Sicko [DOODLEBURGER ORIGINAL] (Aug 11, 2010) Length: 1:46 - Category: Comedy - 162,934 views views - 287 likes (93.8%), 19 dislikes (6.2%)
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol ibiza used a plunger in the bath tub too tickle his ass when he had a bat
20:00 <b1rd> too bad i not in the SE suburbs lol
21:00 <b1rd> would go for the LULz to see spanish
21:00 <TheRon> hey look everyone has kink\
21:00 <TheRon> with me it's angela merkel, the german chancellor
21:00 <b1rd> she's hottt
21:00 <TheRon> i'd like her to overpower me
22:00 <nothing|afk> ooooooo schizee
22:00 <Lumeah> Clouds took my sunset
24:00 <lisa> ohhh yeahhhhhh http://imgur.com/a/0P1wc
24:00 <lisa> and didn't cut myself ONCE
24:00 <lisa> THAT is how you do tacos, fresh pico de gallo salsa :D
24:00 <TheRon> you're the best
24:00 <TheRon> pumped up kicks
25:00 <TheRon> travelling wilbury's - end of the line
25:00 <lisa> Skirmish: my ex husband was their tour photographer lol
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You better run better run
25:00 <TheRon> yes!
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Out run my gun
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All the other kids with the pumped up kicks they better run better run outrun my bullet
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I mean faster then my bullet
25:00 <Raichu> Critical hit!
26:00 <lisa> toured with them a LOT in the early 2000s :P
26:00 <Skirmish> Slipknot? That would have been a wild ride. 
26:00 <lisa> no LiVE
26:00 <TheRon> no slipknot
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Takes off 3hp
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> tozza[Mobile] uses potion
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Recover 23hp
26:00 <couleurs> who's going 2 da adele concert 2 nite
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LAWL
26:00 <TheRon> no good?
27:00 <TheRon> slipknot free zone here
27:00 <Skirmish> A bit of somersby cider I see is it Lisa? 
27:00 <lisa> no cider here 
27:00 <Skirmish> What is the can? 
27:00 <lisa> oh that's a lime juice bottle
27:00 <TheRon> the adele concert would have chicks
27:00 <Raichu> Enemy b1rd is paralyzed!
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rd uses wind attack
27:00 <b1rd> what is this phantasmagorical stuff?
27:00 <b1rd> :P
27:00 <Raichu> tozza[Mobile]: So he spoke?
27:00 <b1rd> some game I never heard of clearly.
28:00 <Skirmish> Learn something new every day. 
28:00 <TheRon> spiderbait - buy me a pony
28:00 <Skirmish> Hey there amelia. 
28:00 <amelia> lollll that topic
28:00 <lisa> LiVE are good guys, they just got back together too
28:00 <amelia> chrilex cracks me up
28:00 <lisa> they will probably tour here again next year
28:00 <amelia> sup Skirmish
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> tozza[Mobile] uses heart
28:00 <b1rd> Never speak of Adele again!
28:00 <TheRon> WTF is heart
28:00 <b1rd> dunno, don't have one Lol
29:00 <Skirmish> Not much. I have a question for you amelia. How would you feel if you met a guy that had an 'expired keycard' and had anxiety so bad that he couldn't be seen in public with you? You had to cover all costs because of his keycard 'issue' whilst he stayed with you. 
29:00 <TheRon> life would be better underground
29:00 <TheRon> i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo, what the hell am i doing here, i don't belong here
30:00 <Lumeah> Stop making shit up skirmish 
30:00 <amelia> is a keycard a bank card
30:00 <Skirmish> Possibly. 
30:00 <amelia> and is this about b1rd not bringing it when he saw lumies
31:00 <TheRon> we can be happy underground
31:00 <lisa> i would run
31:00 <lisa> personally
31:00 <lisa> run fast
31:00 <Skirmish> The story has changed to 'it was expired' now. 
31:00 <amelia> yes i told lumies be careful of b1rd and not to do that
31:00 <Skirmish> Lisa: I think just about any woman with any self respect would have run. 
32:00 <amelia> i feel sorry for her because i feel its a bad decision getting close to him, but she is old enough to call her own shots
32:00 <Lumeah> You didn't amelia 
32:00 <amelia> yes i did
32:00 <Lumeah> When 
32:00 <amelia> yesterday
32:00 <amelia> I also said dont let him in your house
32:00 <Lumeah> Bit late hun. Lol
32:00 <TheRon> powderfinger - pick you up
32:00 <nothing> Somebody needs a slap and to seriosuly get a life. 
32:00 <amelia> cos i asked if you let him stay there without you being home
33:00 <lisa> i mean, shit happens yes, but wouldn't you want to be on your best behaviour when meeting a potential mate
33:00 <nothing> but that's people for you hey.
33:00 <amelia> you said it was nice to come home to someone
33:00 <lisa> oh my
33:00 <nothing> fkn rude as.
33:00 <TheRon> my picking up days are over
34:00 <amelia> who nothing?
34:00 <nothing> obviously people have very sad and boring lives. 
34:00 <Skirmish> I would think that in this situation it would be better to go and get a dog to come home to. Not a b1rd. 
34:00 <TheRon> what do you call a woman without an arsehole?
34:00 <TheRon> single!
34:00 <Skirmish> A tub of peanut butter and the dog would probably out perform b1rd as well. You would also not feel like you were getting exploited when you had to buy all it's food. 
34:00 <nothing> single ?
34:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - black
35:00 <amelia> who are you referring to nothing
35:00 <nothing> guess amelia.
35:00 <amelia> me?
35:00 <nothing> lolll
35:00 <b1rd> Yep
35:00 <nothing> no.
35:00 <amelia> im confused
35:00 <b1rd> Correct nothing
35:00 <couleurs> TheRon rocken da 90's alternative playlist rite now
36:00 <lisa> nah nothing is a stand up guy
36:00 <b1rd> Sad lonely trolls lolll
36:00 <amelia> I was ready to crack your head open m8
36:00 <Lumeah> Ok
36:00 <nothing> sounds like high school shit to me.
36:00 <amelia> haha
36:00 <nothing> LOLL
36:00 <nothing> Joizes.
36:00 <b1rd> Indeed
36:00 <nothing> Amelia bout to throw down.
36:00 <Lumeah> Bit ridiculous 
36:00 <amelia> tombstone u
36:00 <b1rd> Kickout never really ledt school behind lol
36:00 <nothing> hahah.
36:00 <lisa> i'd be too embarassed to even tell anyone
37:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_A2Q27EMY&list=PL7oEAQOQNTfbHX0lXFhzoVdC3SoAQidBH&index=31
37:00 <lisa> not sure how that info made it to irc heh
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mahna Mahna Heavy Rock Version By SKIN (HQ) (Mar 1, 2014) Length: 1:45 - Category: Music - 53,983 views views - 117 likes (94.4%), 7 dislikes (5.6%)
37:00 <nothing> peoples lives and relationships should not be up for discussion. 
37:00 <nothing> dumb.
37:00 <lisa> right
37:00 <b1rd> Yehh
37:00 <b1rd> U right
37:00 <lisa> but if they talk about it on irc then they're open to opinions really
37:00 <amelia> if its said in main chan im not sure wot else you expect
38:00 <amelia> if people want it private then keep it private
38:00 <Skirmish> ^
38:00 <b1rd> Too many 13 yo here it seems
38:00 <nothing> Correct.
38:00 <nothing> All i saw though.
38:00 <nothing> Was some fag come in here and start taling shit about others.
38:00 <b1rd> Well if we adults...
38:00 <nothing> And pasting logs
38:00 <nothing> Like a homo
38:00 <b1rd> Yeh
38:00 <amelia> yeah because it was originally said in main
38:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you should be more aware of the bigger picture nothing? 
38:00 <b1rd> Must be bored and sad
38:00 <nothing> little whinging fucking bitch.
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ali akjeeli
39:00 <b1rd> I never even read up nm my logs
39:00 <amelia> people know exactly how IRC is
39:00 <nothing> would never do that in person.
39:00 <b1rd> Sad to do that shit
39:00 <amelia> and b1rd stop playin the victim
39:00 <lisa> yep
39:00 <b1rd> Yer we know. 
39:00 <lisa> amelia is right
39:00 <Skirmish> It's alright though nothing ... no hard feelings. I've been around on irc a long time and come across plenty of judgemental people like yourself. 
39:00 <amelia> you spill death threats galore on here
39:00 <nothing> were all right in some way.
39:00 <lisa> if you don't want shit said about you, don't talk about it on irc
40:00 <lisa> simples
40:00 <nothing> Please.
40:00 <amelia> you talk more shit on here than most, so you can cop it as well b1rd
40:00 <lisa> ^
40:00 <TheRon> tracy bonham - mother mother
40:00 <b1rd> Im good
40:00 <nothing> Hey, i'm just saying.
40:00 <lisa> ooh TheRon that's a good one!
40:00 <nothing> looks very bitchy
40:00 <nothing> and whingy.
40:00 <nothing> and sad.
40:00 <b1rd> Agreed
40:00 <TheRon> best pearl jam song?
40:00 <TheRon> i'd almost say black
41:00 <b1rd> Like.. go for a walk in the sun trolls lolll
41:00 <b1rd> Its nice out
41:00 <lisa> it's just reality
41:00 <b1rd> Lol
41:00 <Skirmish> lol @ nothing. 
41:00 <nothing> I'm entitled to my opinion, and i call it how i see it.
41:00 <amelia> b1rd you said yourself you don't go outside
41:00 <lisa> if they didn't want to be talked about, they would conduct their relationship in private
41:00 <nothing> :D
41:00 <b1rd> Reality on here?
41:00 <lisa> like normal people do
41:00 <b1rd> U kidding right
41:00 <b1rd> No
41:00 <amelia> b1rd loves the attention; good or bad
41:00 <deadpandadolls> omg omg
41:00 <deadpandadolls> didnt close rat enclosure so i was gone n she got out
41:00 <deadpandadolls> found her under quilt asleep by my pillow LOLS
41:00 <couleurs> even flow good 2
41:00 <couleurs> and jeremy
42:00 <lisa> ^
42:00 <amelia> thats why everyone knows his business
42:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Sup faggot
42:00 <amelia> cos he allows it
42:00 <lisa> yup
42:00 <b1rd> If u word up to me like that irl id smack ya
42:00 <lisa> so deal with it
42:00 <lisa> and stfu
42:00 <b1rd> No
42:00 <MickTaylor> Bullshit
42:00 <nothing> Fair enough.
42:00 <MickTaylor> You're a little bitch
42:00 <amelia> jus fuck him off and ignore the ranga
42:00 <TheRon> bush - come down
42:00 <Lumeah> We write shit so u go off like this.. 
42:00 <b1rd> U should ban trolls
42:00 <MickTaylor> You won't touch anyone
42:00 <b1rd> Stalkers
42:00 <nothing> I'd say the ame for anyone though.
42:00 <nothing> Not just b1rd.
42:00 <nothing> Anyway.
42:00 <tozza> backkkk
42:00 <lisa> fair nuff
42:00 <nothing> I don;t wanna satrt trouble with anyone.
42:00 <lisa> wb tozza
42:00 <Lumeah> It's fuckin hilarious 
42:00 <tozza> cheers lisa
42:00 <amelia> no, not everyone, jus b1rd and a few others
42:00 <couleurs> also
42:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI
42:00 <TheRon> she lies and shays she's in love with him, can't find a better man
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam - Do the Evolution (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:01 - Category: Music - 18,171,256 views views - 136,361 likes (98.6%), 1,991 dislikes (1.4%)
42:00 <TheRon> black is best
42:00 <TheRon> right ladies?
43:00 <tozza> how was the tacos
43:00 <lisa> did u see my incredible salsa i made
43:00 <amelia> sup T
43:00 <nothing> And have my personal plastered all over the main channel.
43:00 <lisa> i'm not having them til later
43:00 <lisa> just prep work
43:00 <tozza> no lisa i just walked in the door
43:00 <b1rd> Bbl watching telly
43:00 <TheRon> haven't seen the taco
43:00 <nothing> So yeah. all g.
43:00 <tozza> i litterally just walked in
43:00 <amelia> why so many full stops
43:00 <MickTaylor> !seen taco
43:00 <tozza> !have not
43:00 <nothing> ?
43:00 <tozza> hi amelia
43:00 <MickTaylor> !seen trevor
43:00 <amelia> yo
43:00 <tozza> my fwen
43:00 <couleurs> HeHe
43:00 <TheRon> was that too subtle?
44:00 <nothing> really ?
44:00 <MickTaylor> Booted lollll
44:00 <nothing> you sereios or having a go ?
44:00 <TheRon> i bet amelia likes taco
44:00 <lisa> tozza: http://imgur.com/a/WHMBb
44:00 <nothing> serious*
44:00 <tozza> i just walked in?
44:00 <amelia> who u talking to now nothing
44:00 <nothing> you. lol.
44:00 <amelia> of all things i say on here, you decide to take that one seriously?
44:00 <nothing> LOL.
44:00 <nothing> ok ok,
44:00 <nothing> I wasn't sureee.
44:00 <tozza> jeezus lisa u go all out aye
44:00 <couleurs> i guess black da best their u hapy now
44:00 <couleurs> weird how we don't have good music that's popular n e more
44:00 <TheRon> i'm ecstatic
44:00 <nothing|afk> Arists arent artists anymore
45:00 <amelia> haha
45:00 <lisa> fuck yes
45:00 <lisa> gotta do it right bro
45:00 <tozza> fuck yeahhh
45:00 <amelia> highly strung today ey :P
45:00 <lisa> you would cry and propose to me at the same time if you ate my tacos
45:00 <nothing> i am having a crap day yeah. 
45:00 <lisa> welcome Lwaxana!
45:00 <nothing> so.
45:00 <Lwaxana> hi
45:00 <nothing> +z.
45:00 <amelia> wot happened nothing
45:00 <lisa> good to see you
45:00 <lisa> :)
45:00 <tozza>     wow what gives us the pleasure lwax
45:00 <Glenn> Hey Lwaxana! :)
45:00 <nothing|afk> they are people with looks with 5 songwriters and 5 producers.
45:00 <couleurs> leave beyonce alone!!!!!!!
45:00 <morgoth> yeah, you get over being screwed by corporate entities when your a teenager
45:00 <TheRon> kenny rogers - the gambler
45:00 <nothing|afk> LOLL
46:00 <nothing> eh. dw. 
46:00 <amelia> aiight
46:00 <amelia> haf a chai tea, that'll cheer u up
46:00 <deadpandadolls> shaved my fkn chest
46:00 <deadpandadolls> matches MA HEAD
46:00 <lisa> why
46:00 <amelia> hope u get a rash
46:00 <tozza> loved me my chai latte
46:00 <deadpandadolls> loolll
46:00 <amelia> den take a pic
46:00 <nothing> lol, i'm having chilled water.
46:00 <deadpandadolls> i used a shaving gel
46:00 <nothing> It's naice.
46:00 <tozza> up for a brb brb fridge\
46:00 <amelia> RaSH CHeST
46:00 <lisa> shaved chest is lame
46:00 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
46:00 <deadpandadolls> CaSH CHEsT!
46:00 <deadpandadolls> $$$ dolla dolla bill chest
46:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1SV4v_qtBI&index=81&list=PL7oEAQOQNTfbHX0lXFhzoVdC3SoAQidBH
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You Am I - Soldiers (Dec 21, 2008) Length: 2:34 - Category: Music - 65,251 views views - 185 likes (98.4%), 3 dislikes (1.6%)
46:00 <lisa> hairy chest is boss
46:00 <deadpandadolls> gona go work at hooters
46:00 <TheRon> fave song of all time
46:00 <amelia> yah depends how much hair there in first place
46:00 <Skirmish> What brings you here Lwaxana? Checking in at the zoo? lol
46:00 <nothing|afk> perfect song TheRon 
46:00 <TheRon> i got beer
46:00 <TheRon> almost ready for a chser
46:00 <TheRon> chaser
46:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :))
47:00 <amelia> if too much then wax that shit
47:00 <deadpandadolls> u try havin a hairy chest lisa!!
47:00 <lisa> no thx
47:00 <amelia> otherwise bit of chest hair is nice
47:00 <deadpandadolls> would u have a hairy vagina NO U WOODUNT!
47:00 <deadpandadolls> amelia wood
47:00 <amelia> ahahahahaa
47:00 <amelia> i do IPL
47:00 <deadpandadolls> she ties troll dolls in to her vhair
47:00 <deadpandadolls> ;)
47:00 <lisa> i'd rather that than look like a 10 year old
47:00 <lisa> that's just....wrong
47:00 <deadpandadolls> lol tru
47:00 <amelia> no way
47:00 <deadpandadolls> bit of hair is good 
47:00 <amelia> I've noticed this amongst women
47:00 <deadpandadolls> stroke teh beaver
47:00 <couleurs> theirs only 2 good bands now teh rest suk
47:00 <TheRon> the little river band can't still be touring surely
47:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
48:00 <amelia> over 35s prefer hair
48:00 <Skirmish> I've never seen a 10yo's vagina so I wouldn't know what it looks like. You have deadpandadolls? 
48:00 <deadpandadolls> it's hot amelia
48:00 <amelia> under prefer brazilian
48:00 <deadpandadolls> lolllll Skirmish
48:00 <deadpandadolls> i guess so
48:00 <lisa> yeah but no hair is creepy
48:00 <deadpandadolls> heaps
48:00 <lisa> like NO HAIR
48:00 <TheRon> ladies need to be sure we won't mistake them for a 13yo
48:00 <amelia> i hate body hair
48:00 <amelia> strip is ok but prefer brazilian
48:00 <deadpandadolls> arm pit hair aint bad
48:00 <lisa> ew
48:00 <nothing> yeah body hair is shit. 
48:00 <lisa> creepy
48:00 <deadpandadolls> if it's trimmed right down
48:00 <deadpandadolls> mm so european
48:00 <amelia> not creepy
48:00 <deadpandadolls> so french
48:00 <amelia> jus different to what you prefer
49:00 <lisa> right
49:00 <Skirmish> No hair = the best. Hair gets in the way. 
49:00 <lisa> creepy
49:00 <deadpandadolls> nah it does look odd amelia
49:00 <amelia> you having such strong opinions on it may appear creepy
49:00 <deadpandadolls> when the woman is in her 30's
49:00 <nothing> LOLLL
49:00 <deadpandadolls> it's like grow up 
49:00 <lisa> ^
49:00 <tozza> just went to kmart
49:00 <deadpandadolls> I even like a bush tbh
49:00 <tozza> fihsing stuff has gone crappy there
49:00 <nothing> LOL.
49:00 <tozza> used too be decent
49:00 <deadpandadolls> it's ultra feminin
49:00 <deadpandadolls> and sexy
49:00 <nothing> such whack opinions today.
49:00 <amelia> hair can fuck off unless its on ya head
49:00 <TheRon> islands in the stream
49:00 <nothing|afk> that is what we areee
50:00 <tozza> amelia spanish's arms?
50:00 <deadpandadolls> what about anus hair
50:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAA
50:00 <deadpandadolls> amelia
50:00 <tozza> lisa i must come for taco night
50:00 <amelia> spanishhhhhhhhhhh where is the lil cheezel monstah
50:00 <deadpandadolls> hair growin round ya hems
50:00 <tozza> LOL
50:00 <lisa> nah you don't want that tozza
50:00 <lisa> you'd never leave
50:00 <tozza> lol
50:00 <tozza> i obviously do want it
50:00 <TheRon> 867 -5309
50:00 <Lwaxana> :)
50:00 <tozza> :)
50:00 <TheRon> ever tried to do that at kareoke?
50:00 <TheRon> fuck it's hard
50:00 <TheRon> bowie songs are the hardest ones
51:00 <lisa> i see
51:00 <tozza> i want food
51:00 <amelia> burrito
51:00 <tozza> feed the man
51:00 <nothing> good song TheRon 
51:00 <tozza> love me burritos the best but
51:00 <TheRon> get the man some fucking eggs
51:00 <tozza> lol
51:00 <lisa> nah burritos you can hide bad food
51:00 <tozza> once were wearriors
51:00 <lisa> tacos you can't, it's all quality
51:00 <tozza> but tacos can crumle
51:00 <tozza> and ends up sloppy
51:00 <nothing|afk> high notes
51:00 <nothing|afk> i reckon i could smash it
51:00 <TheRon> so many words
52:00 <amelia> burritos always be #1
52:00 <lisa> nah soft tacos
52:00 <lisa> the real way
52:00 <amelia> roll dat shit up mmmmmmmmmmmm
52:00 <amelia> nomnomnom
52:00 <tozza> lisa i trust ur food to belive its top qual
52:00 <lisa> it's the one thing i can cook
52:00 <tozza> i aint shy
52:00 <lisa> i have perfected it lol
52:00 <tozza> lol
52:00 <TheRon> to chaser or not to chaser that is the question
52:00 <nothing|afk> i can do the coolio song
52:00 <nothing|afk> ummm
52:00 <nothing|afk> i'll c u when u get there
52:00 <nothing|afk> that has ALOT of words
52:00 <nothing|afk> top song too
52:00 <TheRon> gangster's paradise is a piece of piss
52:00 <nothing|afk> you know that one TheRon  ?
52:00 <TheRon> no
53:00 <TheRon> whiskey
53:00 <Skirmish> Just make sure your keycard hasn't expired before you visit tozza ;) 
53:00 <lisa> lolol
53:00 <tozza> still on that lool
53:00 <tozza> i carry cash
53:00 <tozza> i dont bring card\
53:00 <tozza> im a muggers dream
53:00 <nothing|afk> check it
53:00 <nothing|afk> it'sa good song
53:00 <TheRon> almost heaven, west virginia......
54:00 <lisa> he'd find out long before he got here with a 2 day drive
54:00 <amelia> i never got cash on me
54:00 <deadpandadolls> does burrito have rice in it?
54:00 <amelia> yes
54:00 <deadpandadolls> OMG
54:00 <deadpandadolls> i had wraps
54:00 <lisa> not if it's any good
54:00 <Skirmish> paywave EVERYTHING. 
54:00 <tozza> not the ones i eat
54:00 <deadpandadolls> coulda made burrito
54:00 <amelia> but of course
54:00 <deadpandadolls> i made 6 wraps over weekend
54:00 <amelia> WOT THE FUCK LISA
54:00 <deadpandadolls> sooo good
54:00 <amelia> ALL BURRITOS SHOULD HAVE RICE
54:00 <amelia> WOT THE FUCK
54:00 <tozza> nah amelia
54:00 <lisa> only shitty places put rice in as a filler
54:00 <tozza> i dont
54:00 <deadpandadolls> might make more fried rice for dinner
54:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cQdGq2y6_0
54:00 <couleurs> gr8 shit
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Lennon - "#9 Dream" 2010 Remaster (Dec 8, 2011) Length: 4:45 - Category: Music - 186,715 views views - 1,290 likes (98.5%), 19 dislikes (1.5%)
54:00 <couleurs> YEA BOI
54:00 <couleurs> fuck u paul
54:00 <TheRon> everybody now
55:00 <tozza> yeh i belioeve thats true too
55:00 <amelia> so much better wif black rice
55:00 <tozza> its a filler
55:00 <deadpandadolls> mediterranean fried rice u want some amelia
55:00 <amelia> i am highly upset right now
55:00 <amelia> shit without rice
55:00 <couleurs> Hi Friend's
55:00 <tozza> kidney beans is the best filler
55:00 <lisa> go to mexico some time
55:00 <amelia> yuck no
55:00 <amelia> fuck yo kidney beans
55:00 <lisa> see how it's really done
55:00 <tozza> beer time brb
55:00 <tozza> reversing
55:00 <tozza> moonwalking too the fridge
55:00 <lisa> TO
55:00 <amelia> haha
55:00 <amelia> he is never gonna get it
55:00 <amelia> never
56:00 <lisa> i told him to just never use TOO
56:00 <lisa> and he can't even do that
56:00 <deadpandadolls> mashed kidney beans
56:00 <lisa> mama mia
56:00 <deadpandadolls> dope
56:00 <TheRon> a lot of us can remember 867-5309 but we can't remember out own pins
56:00 <tozza> IM A LIL BUZZZED
56:00 <tozza> FARK
56:00 <tozza> im going to the fridge
56:00 <tozza> aiight
56:00 <Skirmish> I was waiting for the edit to be 'I am going two the fridge'
56:00 <couleurs> test am i oneline
56:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
56:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: No. 
56:00 <TheRon> jane bunn!
56:00 <TheRon> country roads take me home to the place where i belong
56:00 <morgoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXHjo826R2k
56:00 <deadpandadolls> really nice dark skinned italian chick working at this burger joint
56:00 <deadpandadolls> mmmmm
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Death in Vegas - Dirge (Jun 21, 2009) Length: 6:37 - Category: People & Blogs - 685,113 views views - 2,975 likes (98.4%), 49 dislikes (1.6%)
56:00 <deadpandadolls> god
56:00 <deadpandadolls> she'd make a good mother LOLS
57:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: You will have to reboot your pc to get online. 
57:00 <couleurs> TheRon: JB in Red
57:00 <couleurs> ok thank u /reboet
57:00 <TheRon> double black
57:00 <tozza> im back after moonwalking to the fridge
57:00 <TheRon> james taylor - fire and rain
58:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: Alt F4
58:00 <tozza> nar
58:00 <deadpandadolls> watching Assassin's Creed
58:00 <deadpandadolls> god i love doing illegal shit
58:00 <mrdanger> I couldn't get more than 20 minutes in
59:00 <Skirmish> Colton Haynes is gay? That's going to make watching Arrow a different experience. 
59:00 <couleurs> movies are shit now too
59:00 <couleurs> tv shows are better
59:00 <mrdanger> I don't mind some of the new musics
00:00 <TheRon> skid row
00:00 <TheRon> james taylor?
00:00 <mrdanger> My son's name
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/pGc3UpEe/IMG_0718.JPG
01:00 <deadpandadolls> ima chop up heaps of garlic tonight
01:00 <deadpandadolls> wasnt enough last nite
01:00 <deadpandadolls> TheRon u should grow ur own types of chilli man, mum did that for yrs
01:00 <TheRon> got some peppers growing
01:00 <deadpandadolls> amelia what u think of this place http://www.realestate.com.au/property-unit-sa-ferryden+park-124817278
01:00 <lisa> yeah my brother grows heaps of his own
01:00 <deadpandadolls> nice
01:00 <tozza> end of season now
01:00 <lisa> in parkdale
01:00 <TheRon> the soil here sucks
01:00 <Raichu> ugh
01:00 <mrdanger> Not really Im going to name my son mad dog
01:00 <Raichu> `zline tozza[Mobile]
01:00 <deadpandadolls> see how the movies goes
01:00 <deadpandadolls> needs subtitles in the beginning
01:00 <deadpandadolls> :/
01:00 <mrdanger> Is shit
01:00 <couleurs> well that's a gross pic
02:00 <deadpandadolls> australian soil tends to suck
02:00 <tozza> lisa whats his addy
02:00 <tozza> i want chikllis
02:00 <lisa> i forget
02:00 <tozza> lol
02:00 <couleurs> Ass Creed lols
02:00 <TheRon> you'd think that ppl would've had enough of silly love songs
02:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
02:00 <deadpandadolls> downloaded free so not complaining right now lols
02:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: you'd think that ppl would've had enough of silly love songs
02:00 <mrdanger> Hey franky
02:00 <Sunbeam> hey TheRon :) nice to see you
03:00 <amelia> i dont really like exposed courtyards like that
03:00 <lisa> i'd have to make you a special version of salsa with chilli
03:00 <lisa> hate that shit
03:00 <amelia> fuck all privacy
03:00 <nothing> yes you do amelia
03:00 <nothing> LOL
03:00 <tozza> i love me chilli lisa
03:00 <tozza> like alot
03:00 <TheRon> lisa i don't do raw tomato
03:00 <amelia> right dats it
03:00 <amelia> nothing is goin down
03:00 <nothing> Hahahah
03:00 <tozza> oh god
03:00 <deadpandadolls> I like the park area
03:00 <Sunbeam> hi deadpandadolls
03:00 <Sunbeam> hi mrdanger
03:00 <mrdanger> I hate Josh Frydenberg
03:00 <mrdanger> Someone should punch him in the eyeball
03:00 <deadpandadolls> the beginning rules
03:00 <deadpandadolls> good opening
03:00 <Kelevra> oh wow wasn't that a journey
04:00 <amelia> ima gonna pumpkin-fuck you
04:00 <nothing> Come on, that was hilarious.
04:00 <lisa> damn that place is cheap
04:00 <deadpandadolls> but then again in 5 yrs it could be a druggie hang out
04:00 <deadpandadolls> lolz
04:00 <tozza> sounds exciting ive never been pumpkin fucked before
04:00 <tozza> what do i do
04:00 <amelia> the park area is nice but everyone can see into your courtyard and unit
04:00 <nothing> it's a new thing.
04:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxbIU0X-lCI
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Del Amitri - Nothing Ever Happens (Aug 9, 2013) Length: - Category: Music - 517,529 views views - 2,216 likes (97.7%), 53 dislikes (2.3%)
04:00 <nothing> I haven't quite figured out the logistics.
04:00 <nothing> but when i do. I'll let you know.
04:00 <amelia> ahahaha
04:00 <couleurs> hi Sumbean
04:00 <mrdanger> It's a shit movie deadpandadolls we don't need the play by play
04:00 <Kelevra> a total ordeal
04:00 <Kelevra> hey aaron
04:00 <mrdanger> Hey Mel, soup?
04:00 <Sunbeam> hi Colours :)
04:00 <Kelevra> nah taco night nigz, you?
04:00 <deadpandadolls> :)
04:00 <Sunbeam> hi Kelevra :)
04:00 <deadpandadolls> eat me
04:00 <Kelevra> you sick? why4soup4?
04:00 <TheRon> i love taco night
04:00 <mrdanger> It's like sup buy with an o
04:00 <Kelevra> oh yummmm
05:00 <amelia> thnx pal
05:00 <nothing> hahaha.
05:00 <TheRon> nothing, like del amitri?
05:00 <Skirmish> deadpandadolls: In 10 years that place will end up the hood. Do not buy. 
05:00 <nothing> yeah, thats a good song that one, they also did one headlight too yeah ?
05:00 <lisa> no
05:00 <TheRon> fuck no
05:00 <lisa> that was the wallfloweres
05:00 <Kelevra> meat and rice
05:00 <Kelevra> !
05:00 <Kelevra> YUM
05:00 <Kelevra> newdle
05:00 <Sunbeam> jam an bread lol
05:00 <mrdanger> I have leftovers because I'm lazyyyy
05:00 <Kelevra> haha I'm getting cooked for and my dining table arrived!
05:00 <Kelevra> I r winnage
05:00 <TheRon> might have some bacon for tea
06:00 <nothing> OHHHH
06:00 <nothing> right
06:00 <lisa> del amitri were WAYYYYYY earlier
06:00 <TheRon> jacob dylan
06:00 <nothing> escuzie moi.
06:00 <TheRon> damn straight
06:00 <nothing> lolll.
06:00 <nothing> Serious buisness eh.
06:00 <nothing> fark.
06:00 <Skirmish> Probably less than 10 years actually. At those prices you could buy as investment and rent at a reasonable rate and still get a good return on investment. It will end up low rent housing for dregs. 
06:00 <TheRon> always the last to know
06:00 <mrdanger> Good work there
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's likea 6-8 extendable table solid wood
06:00 <Sunbeam> hi Adonis
06:00 <mrdanger> Now you can eat in front of the tv and leave your dining table for piles of washing like everyone else
06:00 <Kelevra> smells like a dream, hopefully oneday it'll ride like one but who knows what the future holds
07:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah
07:00 <nothing> tbh, i don;t listen to either of those songs very much, but i do enjoy them :)
07:00 <tozza> brb yalll
07:00 <deadpandadolls> I like close to town or close to beach
07:00 <TheRon> roll to me was on a car ad
07:00 <TheRon> if you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me
07:00 <mrdanger> I'll take away your keyboard soon
07:00 <couleurs> downloading Ass Creed to watch the beginning, can't wait u guys xD
07:00 <TheRon> damn!
07:00 <mrdanger> I hate you couleurs
08:00 <TheRon> love it when a acoustic duo at a pub does del amitri
08:00 <couleurs> kik
08:00 <Sunbeam> it's on showbox
08:00 <Sunbeam> has been for last week
08:00 <Kelevra> what's ass creed?
08:00 <Sunbeam> Chicago TheRon
08:00 <Kelevra> comedy show?
08:00 <Sunbeam> assassin's creed the movie
08:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> Show Us Ya Box
08:00 <TheRon> ass creed sounds better
09:00 <TheRon> nothing, so c'mon babe lets kiss thing goodbye
09:00 <mrdanger> It's a very bad movie
09:00 <TheRon> Kelevra will do it
09:00 <couleurs> it's a movie based on a dumb video game
09:00 <mrdanger> Yup
09:00 <Kelevra> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
09:00 <Kelevra> no I know what assasins creed is
10:00 <nothing> lolll
10:00 <nothing> you first TheRon 
10:00 <nothing> but yeah, that's a top song too
10:00 <Kelevra> I was thinking 'ass creed'
10:00 <mrdanger> It's almost as good as the mortal combat movie
10:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: couleurs wants to see your box
10:00 <Kelevra> I was like shit did someone record me the other night
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/YvmMAgyF/IMG_0718.JPG
10:00 <Kelevra> =\
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Here it is
10:00 <Kelevra> TheRon mine is an xbox
10:00 <Kelevra> my vagina has deception of all kinds
11:00 <couleurs> brb makeing very important coffee
11:00 <TheRon> couleurs: have a beer
11:00 <TheRon> you're a poof
11:00 <Skirmish> I dislike Amy Schumar quite a lot. 
11:00 <Raichu> Ffs, some loser fucked up freelancer
11:00 <Raichu> Now I can't pick up work
11:00 <Raichu> :/
11:00 <Kelevra> Raichu nothing new hey within regards to picking up hey
12:00 <Skirmish> I think I can even go as far as to say I hate her. 
12:00 <nothing> Me too
12:00 <TheRon> which is funnier amy schumer or judith lucy?
12:00 <nothing> she has a weird mug.
12:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: that's one hell of a box
12:00 <Raichu> Ah well, a night of rest will do well
12:00 <Raichu> tozza[Mobile]: You're a sick man
13:00 <couleurs> wow thx a lot Ron
13:00 <couleurs> Blocked.
13:00 <TheRon> damn
13:00 <TheRon> i did it all for the glory of love
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Taco night
13:00 <Sunbeam> peter cetera
14:00 <TheRon> hows tottenham beating millwall 6-0\
14:00 <deadpandadolls> lol couleurs
14:00 <deadpandadolls> I like this movie so far
14:00 <TheRon> instead of international women's day, just call it taco day
14:00 <Sunbeam> hi Raichu
14:00 <Raichu> Sunbeam: Howdy
14:00 <Glenn> taco... he's back ? ? ?
14:00 <couleurs> ofcourse u do u r dum
14:00 <Raichu> Giggity ;)
14:00 <Sunbeam> lol
15:00 <Sunbeam> :)
16:00 <couleurs> who cares their both poofs
16:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzBJQnD7TRM
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stereophonics - Dakota (Official Video) (Oct 3, 2008) Length: 4:08 - Category: Music - 4,697,420 views views - 22,338 likes (97.6%), 545 dislikes (2.4%)
16:00 <deadpandadolls> did u buy horizon zero dawn yet couleurs?
16:00 <deadpandadolls> or u still playing fifa
16:00 <TheRon> horizen zero are cigarettes right?
17:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsBWnst8f7w    <---- Saw this when I was at the movies with wifey last Thursday. So much cringe. 
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snatched | Red Band Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX (Dec 16, 2016) Length: 2:34 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,808,740 views views - 6,684 likes (27%), 18,085 dislikes (73%)
17:00 <Skirmish> Saw the trailer* 
17:00 <TheRon> deadpandadolls: aliens covenant excited
17:00 <Skirmish> I was the best husband ever and went to the movies and sat through Fifty Shades Darker so the wife could see it. 
17:00 <Sunbeam> no idea
17:00 <couleurs> y would i wanna buy that fagot game 4 already played lara croft b4
17:00 <Glenn> Pass
17:00 <couleurs> FiFa or BuSt
18:00 <couleurs> i love amy schumer 
18:00 <Lumeah> Lol getting clues skirmish 
18:00 <couleurs> --- nobody, ever
18:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: it's so hard for me to say i'm sorry
18:00 <Sunbeam> Chicago
18:00 <Glenn> Hey Sunbeam!!!!
18:00 <Sunbeam> u playing that album TheRon?
18:00 <deadpandadolls> sif couleurs
18:00 <deadpandadolls> best open world rpg i ever played
18:00 <TheRon> no just youtube
18:00 <deadpandadolls> they learnt from past games and mistakes and crafted the perfect 10/10 game bro
19:00 <couleurs> she's like a cabbage patch doll irl
19:00 <TheRon> is eggs bacon and toast a good tea?
20:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: I reckon that as long as I keep my keycard in date I am doing well. :) 
20:00 <couleurs> i'm the perfect 10/10 game rite LaDiEs
20:00 <deadpandadolls> Nier Automata is dope couleurs
20:00 <Sunbeam> that's more a breakfast or brunch TheRon
21:00 <TheRon> but i'm hungry
21:00 <Sunbeam> full english brekky = eggs bacon, hash browns, sausages, black pudding, mushrooms, fried bread and tomatoes or baked beans
21:00 <TheRon> ahh for the english fat bastard
21:00 <Sunbeam> lmao
22:00 <TheRon> the handbags and the gladrags that your mother had to buy you
22:00 <nothing> no ronan keating
22:00 <nothing> NO
22:00 <deadpandadolls> got Welsh classes next week
22:00 <deadpandadolls> for 5 days!
22:00 <deadpandadolls> tee hee
22:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: how deep is your love, i want to know
22:00 <Sunbeam> i eat bacon (cut all the fat off) mushrooms, fried egg and tomatoes with a slice of toast
22:00 <Sunbeam> i can't tell you in an open room TheRon lol
23:00 <TheRon> the handbags and the gladrags that your poor old grandand had to sweat to buy you
23:00 <TheRon> the office
23:00 <Sunbeam> just kiddin' .. The Bee Gees
23:00 <TheRon> well.....
23:00 <Sunbeam> It started with a kiss..
23:00 <deadpandadolls> oi mrdanger
23:00 <deadpandadolls> were all the Spanish scenes subtitled?
23:00 <TheRon> in the back row of the classroom
23:00 <mrdanger> Wha
24:00 <nothing> haha Theron
24:00 <nothing> oh he gawn.
24:00 <deadpandadolls> to English..
24:00 <Epi> https://imgur.com/gallery/pLqGHH1
24:00 <TheRon> how could i resist
24:00 <deadpandadolls> in Assassin's Creed
24:00 <deadpandadolls> no subtitles with download
24:00 <Sunbeam> sitting in the back row of the movies on a saturday night
24:00 <deadpandadolls> wondering
24:00 <deadpandadolls> if when you saw what you saw, that there were subtitles when it went back in time
25:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking hot chocolate sunbeam
25:00 <Sunbeam> correct for the first one
25:00 <mrdanger> Nah you could prob DL a track somewhere
25:00 <Sunbeam> and the second one?
25:00 <TheRon> i'm lost
25:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry
25:00 <deadpandadolls> yer true
26:00 <deadpandadolls> might just buy it on bray
26:00 <deadpandadolls> mum is watching it with me lols
26:00 <deadpandadolls> but she can speak Spanish ffs
26:00 <deadpandadolls> so is telling me what they say n fucks me off
26:00 <TheRon> you win again, so many times....
27:00 <Sunbeam> [08:24am] [Sunbeam] sitting in the back row of the movies on a saturday night = the drifters
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hi sunbeam
27:00 <Sunbeam> hi there tozza[Mobile] :)
28:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The collector roll on ny printer just fell off
28:00 <TheRon> sunbeam there's still nothing
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whilst i was printing i heard BANG
28:00 <Sunbeam> nothing?
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> and the machije stopped im like wtf
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Too find this
28:00 <TheRon> what can i say, before my time
28:00 <Sunbeam> u brokkitt tozza[Mobile]?
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/PUxgNbqh/IMG_0756.JPG
29:00 <couleurs> Hi Sumbean :)
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Someone could have been really hurt
29:00 <TheRon> i'm in the middle of a chain reaction
29:00 <Sunbeam> Diana Ross
29:00 <TheRon> yes!
29:00 <TheRon> bee gees
30:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Colours :)
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey beam
30:00 <Skirmish> Hola Sunbeam. 
30:00 <Sunbeam> hiya tozza[Mobile] :)
30:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Skirmish :)
30:00 <TheRon> i blame my mum for the bee gees stuff
30:00 <b1rd> heh heh heh!
30:00 <b1rd> muds gone wild out there!
30:00 <b1rd> they're preparing to sell drugs to concert goers
30:00 <b1rd> LOL
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/tY6F90DI/1489393855.JPG
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Drinkin beers in my boat waiting for fishing like a kid on xmas eve at bed time
31:00 <Skirmish> What's with the poofy coloured bangles? 
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 1000k tickets each from timezone
31:00 <Skirmish> Why are you holding that bottle like it's a penis? 
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ppl doing 3ml of g at the adele concert
31:00 <b1rd> lol no idea
31:00 <b1rd> they just see lots of ppl, and see $$ i guess
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cause i was posing for the camera
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Skirmish your the cia?
32:00 <Skirmish> Just asking questions. At this point in time no further action will be taken. 
32:00 <couleurs> which sea is that in
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL skirmish cheers
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My driveway
32:00 <b1rd> what drug would go well for adeles music?
32:00 <b1rd> mdma i woulda thunk
32:00 <b1rd> ?
33:00 <Skirmish> In the future if action needs to be taken I will get b1rd to take some time away from the cartels and have a chat with you. 
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Me and b1rd are cool
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So are we skirmish
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So no need
33:00 <b1rd> thinking out aloud sorry channel!
33:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: when you get caught between the moon and new york city, i know it's crazy but's true
33:00 <couleurs> a drug that makes you temporarily deaf for the duration of the show me thinks HeHe
33:00 <b1rd> yes plz! lol
33:00 <Sunbeam> Christopher Cross - Arthurs theme (the best that you can do)
33:00 <TheRon> yes!
34:00 <Skirmish> Oh it was a joke I assure you lol
34:00 <Skirmish> If I was being serious I wouldn't be sending the irc enforcer lol
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> KickOutTheJams?
34:00 <Sunbeam> from the movie
34:00 <TheRon> a bacharach classic
34:00 <couleurs> kriss kross
34:00 <couleurs> bbl MKR!!!!!!!!
35:00 <Skirmish> You haven't seen b1rd's claims that he is an enforcer and takes on the Melbourne cartels? 
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> There is a cartel in melbourne
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
35:00 <Skirmish> I was just taking the piss. 
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All good im drinking ur ok skirm
35:00 <Skirmish> Of course I am ok :) 
35:00 <Sunbeam> hi Stranger
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeah
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wouldnt mind putting a bigger engine on the boat
36:00 <Lumeah> Ok... Sorry 
36:00 <Lumeah> Lol
36:00 <Lumeah> Forced listed to
36:00 <b1rd> Lumeah, :)
36:00 <Sunbeam> hi Lumeah :)
36:00 <b1rd> narr all good Lumeah 
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont think 70hp is enough
37:00 <MickTaylor> Drop a 308 on iy
37:00 <MickTaylor> It*
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id love a 110 or 150
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao mick nah 351 my style
37:00 <couleurs> theirs a cartwheel in melbourne 2 lol
37:00 <deadpandadolls> the garlic is about to frrryyy
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> .308!for bullets
37:00 <MickTaylor> 355 stroker m8
37:00 <b1rd> not really
37:00 <b1rd> thought i could handle
37:00 <b1rd> but was wrong lol
37:00 <Lumeah> Yeah 
37:00 <Lumeah> ... It's ok
37:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: i wanna make it with you
37:00 <Sunbeam> Bread
37:00 <Stranger> hi Sunbeam
37:00 <TheRon> geezus
37:00 <couleurs> Bacon
38:00 <MickTaylor> Wait, Ford
38:00 <MickTaylor> 262
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Boat is only 4.75
38:00 <MickTaylor> Er
38:00 <MickTaylor> 372 stroker
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not big enoght for inboard
38:00 <Sunbeam> lol
38:00 <b1rd> mmmm niger melon!
38:00 <b1rd> water melon so nice
38:00 <Sunbeam> brb need breakfast
38:00 <deadpandadolls> bah
38:00 <deadpandadolls> gonna put scream on
38:00 <deadpandadolls> least i can speak english
38:00 <Epi> https://imgur.com/gallery/IyJzm my god
39:00 <MickTaylor> lolol
39:00 <deadpandadolls> b1rd srsly hot dark skin italian chick at this burger joint earlier
39:00 <deadpandadolls> like zomg bro
39:00 <deadpandadolls> she'd get pregnant all nice ;)
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol shit i aint a coke runner man
40:00 <Epi> haha
41:00 <TheRon> baby i'm a want you, baby i'm a need you
41:00 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYjqBqrZVTY
41:00 <deadpandadolls> baby i wana fuck a baby in u
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Black People Song (Oct 23, 2014) Length: 4:16 - Category: Comedy - 30,146,618 views views - 294,747 likes (82%), 64,741 dislikes (18%)
41:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
42:00 <b1rd> lol
42:00 <b1rd> nice deadpandadolls 
42:00 <b1rd> ranga / italian babies
42:00 <b1rd> would be funny
42:00 <deadpandadolls> def buyin assassins creed on bray aye
42:00 <deadpandadolls> that 30 mins rocked
42:00 <deadpandadolls> ye i like mediterranean chicks bro
42:00 <b1rd> yeh
43:00 <b1rd> :)
43:00 <deadpandadolls> mostly only been with aus n uk chicks
43:00 <deadpandadolls> oh
43:00 <deadpandadolls> some other euro
43:00 <deadpandadolls> fucked this english/german chick
43:00 <deadpandadolls> nice combo LOLS
43:00 <deadpandadolls> a leb chick raped my ass when i was drunk once this chick suzie lols
43:00 <deadpandadolls> still got a dick in
44:00 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJvGWpszZK0
44:00 <b1rd> haha
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mega Fried Chicken Nigga (Aug 5, 2014) Length: 1:24 - Category: People & Blogs - 229,906 views views - 3,397 likes (95.3%), 168 dislikes (4.7%)
44:00 <b1rd> mmm yeh
44:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
44:00 <b1rd> win then
45:00 <morgoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beastie Boys - Sabotage (Jun 21, 2009) Length: 3:02 - Category: Music - 41,643,956 views views - 182,643 likes (97.5%), 4,649 dislikes (2.5%)
45:00 <Epi> https://imgur.com/gallery/vZR3D top comment is magical
45:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Nice1 :)
46:00 <Nice1> hey sunny
46:00 <TheRon> sunbeam i drove all night to get to you
46:00 <TheRon> is that alright
46:00 <Sunbeam> either ...Cyndi lauper or roy orbison
47:00 <TheRon> WD
47:00 <Lumeah> Hehe cool song  ;) 
47:00 <TheRon> we forget the celine dion version
47:00 <b1rd> beastie boys!
47:00 <TheRon> it was shit
49:00 <MickTaylor> No but you're a Jew supporter lolll
51:00 <deadpandadolls> turn on the patio lights, again
51:00 <deadpandadolls> scream
51:00 <deadpandadolls> b1rd I always wanted to have a scream party ey
53:00 <Skirmish> https://www.tagheuer.com/en-us/watches/tag-heuer-connected-46-mm-sar8a80-ft6045 <--- This is a shmexy looking watch. 
55:00 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgWp-a0WuGQ
55:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: All Black people Love to Eat Chicken and Watermelons (Oct 8, 2009) Length: 2:26 - Category: Entertainment - 344,394 views views - 2,197 likes (71.3%), 884 dislikes (28.7%)
55:00 <b1rd> scream party?
56:00 <tozza> lol raichu i have no choice sometimes 
56:00 <tozza> you aint you when your hungry lol
56:00 <b1rd> lool
56:00 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0z7oZ0jzQs
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Racist Cartoon Makes Black People Look Like Stupid Monkeys (May 4, 2015) Length: 6:16 - Category: Entertainment - 357,603 views views - 2,213 likes (73.9%), 782 dislikes (26.1%)
57:00 <MickTaylor> Just had a mouth gasm
57:00 <deadpandadolls> bqm
57:00 <deadpandadolls> took pic of dinner, so far
57:00 <deadpandadolls> wanna see?
57:00 <MickTaylor> Ravioli <3
57:00 <deadpandadolls> oh yum
57:00 <Sunbeam> hi styxs1
58:00 <deadpandadolls> http://i63.tinypic.com/1zl9hd4.jpg
58:00 <tozza> shottlebot brb
58:00 <deadpandadolls> not done yet MickTaylor
59:00 <MickTaylor> Colourful
59:00 <deadpandadolls> I was just saying, ey b1rd
59:00 <b1rd> ay boe
59:00 <deadpandadolls> the best actress award for Golden Globes
59:00 <deadpandadolls> went to the chick that was in a racial equality film
00:00 <Lumeah> Yup
00:00 <Lumeah> Yum
00:00 <deadpandadolls> rather than the film that focused on the bigger picture
00:00 <deadpandadolls> to do with lobbyists and gun control..
00:00 <b1rd> ahhh yer
00:00 <deadpandadolls> Racism and gay equality
00:00 <deadpandadolls> top of the list right now
00:00 <deadpandadolls> all of the real issues are put on the back-burner.
00:00 <deadpandadolls> Like here in Australia bro
00:00 <b1rd> I'm not racist really
00:00 <b1rd> it's a good weapon though
00:00 <deadpandadolls> we have aboriginies living in 3rd world conditions
00:00 <b1rd> at certain times
01:00 <b1rd> to put the bad nigs off their game
01:00 <deadpandadolls> and people are more concerned with gay rights..
01:00 <b1rd> yepp
01:00 <Glenn> ...mostly by choice deadpandadolls
01:00 <deadpandadolls> what is by choice Glenn?
01:00 <deadpandadolls> Most of our decisions are based on emotional choices, yer
01:00 <b1rd> the africans know how to work the system
01:00 <deadpandadolls> it's actually what that film 'Passengers' talks about
01:00 <b1rd> whereas the aboriginals get nuffin
01:00 <deadpandadolls> emotional decisions over rational decisions
01:00 <Glenn> Give them new housing, they destroy it and whinge about the poor conditions they live in.
02:00 <couleurs> thx
02:00 <Glenn> Saw it first hand.
02:00 <deadpandadolls> but aboriginals don't live in 3rd world conditions because they choose to
02:00 <b1rd> ahh yeh
02:00 <deadpandadolls> that's some fucked up reasoning.
02:00 <b1rd> dunno what to do ay
02:00 <deadpandadolls> You have to go way back
02:00 <Glenn> The new houses given to them were not built pre-trashed.
02:00 <deadpandadolls> to settling people in these communities
02:00 <b1rd> can't really help ppl who don't wanna be helped
02:00 <deadpandadolls> and who they are as people
03:00 <deadpandadolls> they are not europeans
03:00 <deadpandadolls> we've done it to ourselves Glenn, of course, the Vikings enslaved thousands of european peoples
03:00 <deadpandadolls> and their own people
03:00 <b1rd> lol my ancestors
03:00 <deadpandadolls> it's a little different, when you invade a country, half way around the world, and force them in to slavery, and kill them off systematically
04:00 <Skirmish> Hai there De-Lish. 
04:00 <Lish> Hi
04:00 <Lish> Just got my tongue stuck in my pump water bottle
04:00 <Lish> Now it hurts
04:00 <Skirmish> ouch
04:00 <b1rd> spose thatd hurt ay
04:00 <deadpandadolls> there are thousands of Aboriginal languages that've been lost forever, different tribes, killed off, extinct now
04:00 <Raichu> [20:01:56] <+deadpandadolls> but aboriginals don't live in 3rd world conditions because they choose to << Incorrect.
04:00 <Raichu> Some want to live the way of their ancestors.
04:00 <deadpandadolls> Aboriginal people that grow up within the confines of cities
04:00 <deadpandadolls> grow up, mentally white
05:00 <Lish> Very sad
05:00 <couleurs> i'd like 2 get something stuck in some1 if u no wat i mean ;)
05:00 <Lish> So stupid and not even a bit funny
05:00 <deadpandadolls> physically black.
05:00 <deadpandadolls> some
05:00 <deadpandadolls> what's the percentage there?
05:00 <deadpandadolls> of some
05:00 <b1rd> difference between 3rd world and like their ancestors
05:00 <Glenn> A few doors down from me, some years ago, a family was moved into a "middle class neighbourhood". After two years, the insides of the house had to be rebuilt. A couple of 20' skips were used to take away everything 'cepth the concrete floor, hardwood framing and the ceiling joists.
05:00 <deadpandadolls> That's one family.
05:00 <deadpandadolls> that denotes that all Aboriginies are self-destructive?
06:00 <Skirmish> Feel a bit like a zombie tonight. Supposed to get up early tomorrow and take the work vehicle in to get serviced but not sure I cbf'd
06:00 <couleurs> wow y is every1 h8en on me 2 day
06:00 <Lish> Skirmish, not enough sleep last night? 
06:00 <Skirmish> You're just not having a good day couleurs but look on the bright side. At least you're not b1rd. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Lish: Worked last night and slept today. 
06:00 <b1rd> they not good on the grog
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> WARM
06:00 <b1rd> that's one thing i've observed
06:00 <Glenn> That was the SECOND time it was rebuilt! Different family each time. In each case, they were given "better" housing elsewhere.
06:00 <deadpandadolls> Another trap Aboriginal people fall in to is leaving their ancestory behind in favour of living white. To be as far from native as possible.
07:00 <couleurs> woo hoo suck it b1rd u idiet
07:00 <Lish> Oh what kind of work you do?
07:00 <b1rd> shouldn't reward bad behaviour
07:00 <Glenn> Owners of the house refused to re-lease it after that and sold the house prvately.
07:00 <b1rd> yes deadpandadolls 
07:00 <b1rd> agreed
07:00 <deadpandadolls> As far from those relations and relationships as possible, to succeed.
07:00 <b1rd> isolation then
07:00 <b1rd> disconnection from land
07:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah man
07:00 <deadpandadolls> a total disconnexion
07:00 <Glenn> ALL attempts to house Aboriginals in this area as resulted in exactly the same ending.
07:00 <b1rd> but upto them to work out what works best for em
08:00 <Skirmish> Work for the gubberment. 
08:00 <Lish> Cool
08:00 <Skirmish> I could tell you, but I would have to kill you type stuff ;) 
08:00 <deadpandadolls> So the message is
08:00 <deadpandadolls> don't house the wrong people
08:00 <deadpandadolls> not don't house Aboriginal people..
08:00 <b1rd> true
08:00 <deadpandadolls> I've been stomped by Abos b4 man
08:00 <deadpandadolls> doesn't change how I feel inside
08:00 <b1rd> ppl who have active alcoholism and abuse problems
08:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
08:00 <b1rd> need to get help first
08:00 <Glenn> The Police can't/won't touch the kids even when they're caught in the act of break and entry. My home was done over twice, and twice the &^%$#@'s were caught. 
08:00 <b1rd> before ready to take on a house
08:00 <deadpandadolls> there're more caucasians with those issues b1rd
08:00 <deadpandadolls> ey
09:00 <Lish> I doubt it
09:00 <Skirmish> Come on it's the internet. I have to jazz it up! 
09:00 <deadpandadolls> considering the population
09:00 <deadpandadolls> and percentage that is Aboriginal
09:00 <b1rd> yeh
09:00 <b1rd> not many aboriginals in the cities
09:00 <deadpandadolls> I have a problem with severe anxiety
09:00 <Glenn> Under 18, Aboriginal, and in one case, three females... simply meant no prosecutioon.
09:00 <deadpandadolls> and self medicating with alcohol
09:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm like one of two-million men
09:00 <deadpandadolls> with severe anxiety, self medicating with alcohol
09:00 <b1rd> yehh
10:00 <Lish> Hahaha
10:00 <Skirmish> i earn a zillion dollars a month too. 
10:00 <deadpandadolls> there aren't two million Aboriginals in the country.
10:00 <b1rd> i do that sometimes
10:00 <deadpandadolls> bam
10:00 <b1rd> brb change to fones
10:00 <deadpandadolls> You ever made friends with an Aboriginal person Glenn?
10:00 <deadpandadolls> kk bro
10:00 <deadpandadolls> I gotta cig brb
10:00 <Glenn> None were "pure" blooded Aboriginals... rather they were, in their speak, "chock wedges. Black outdside but white inside.
10:00 <deadpandadolls> n piss
10:00 <deadpandadolls> lol chock wedge
11:00 <tozza> <couleurs> i'd like 2 get something stuck in some1 if u no wat i mean ;)
11:00 <tozza> im a billboard printer
11:00 <deadpandadolls> I like that
12:00 <tozza> yeh girls need ro wring their nickers out after i tell them that
12:00 <Skirmish> lol
12:00 <Glenn> Went to school with several, who I've lost contact with. Yes, I do know a couple of professionals who are Aboriginal. One uses it to his advantage, the other simply tries to be an Australian.
13:00 <Skirmish> Ever considered taking a pic of an ex and putting it on a billboard? I think I would consider that. 
13:00 <tozza> and once i start on cmyk they cant get enough
13:00 <tozza> no skrim i never have lol
13:00 <tozza> if you want too tho u know where too come
14:00 <tozza> ^tosser
14:00 <Skirmish> Those days are behind me. I am just the type of person that sets out to destroy people that screw me over. 
14:00 <l00peyd0g> agreed
14:00 <Skirmish> Not a turn the other cheek type guy. 
14:00 <tozza> LOL
14:00 <Glenn> Local Uni used to have a Bachelor of Aboriginal Studies course. Completely racist! A couple of non-Aborignals tried to enrol but were told to go away.
15:00 <tozza> but if its your ex isnt that what you mean
15:00 <tozza> unless you screwed the ex over
15:00 <Skirmish> If I screwed her over she deserved it. 
15:00 <Glenn> Seems that the assessment criteria would pass a sniff test anywhere and therefore only fo Aboriginals, or people claiming to be.
15:00 <Glenn> Yes, I've seen the worst of it.
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
16:00 <tozza> lol
17:00 <Glenn> Look at the census data for around 1960. There were only a few hundred people claiming to be Aboriginal, now there's over 500,000... and every years, 30 billion dollars is given to them!
19:00 <b1rd> Hot hot hot
19:00 <deadpandadolls> back
19:00 <Lumeah> Cools
19:00 <Lumeah> Ya
19:00 <deadpandadolls> soz hadda go pick up tobacco left in mums car
19:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
19:00 <deadpandadolls> fuuuck
20:00 <Glenn> Sorta makes you think a bit.  Around $60,000 for every man woman and child.
20:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm just saying, we have bigger social issues at hand than gay rights
20:00 <deadpandadolls> and LGBT shit
20:00 <deadpandadolls> there's a lot of this idio-sympathetic stuff we don't need to deal with right now
20:00 <Glenn> They simply need to build a bridge and get over it.
20:00 <deadpandadolls> back-burn it
21:00 <deadpandadolls> the fact that Australia cannot support 200 thousand plus immigrants and increasing, yearly
21:00 <b1rd> Gays dun need rights they got bums instead
21:00 <deadpandadolls> forever
21:00 <deadpandadolls> considering the land mass we are on
21:00 <deadpandadolls> that most of it cannot support the life we need
21:00 <b1rd> They got the right to be gay and stfu
21:00 <b1rd> Lol
21:00 <Glenn> Most people were brought up being taught their behaviour was socially unacceptable.
21:00 <deadpandadolls> the country was under water for millions of years
22:00 <deadpandadolls> you can't just dig up earth and replace it and ask people to move to the center of Aus
22:00 <b1rd> I dun go out parading myself as a proud hetero
22:00 <deadpandadolls> Society is riffe will fuck ups
22:00 <Glenn> Whinging about it, thrusting their issues in everyones faces, simply festers antaganism.
22:00 <deadpandadolls> serial killers, rapists etc. only exist because of the conditions we allow
22:00 <deadpandadolls> Aboriginal problems are down the bottom rung too tbh
23:00 <deadpandadolls> it's not the most important issue.
23:00 <deadpandadolls> Enviroment and Resources, are the most important of all issues.
23:00 <Skirmish> [20:22] <+deadpandadolls> serial killers, rapists etc. only exist because of the conditions we allow   <--- That's not true at all. 
23:00 <deadpandadolls> as if it isnt
23:00 <Glenn> Aboriginal problems... you can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink. They need to do something to help themselves.
23:00 <deadpandadolls> it's all to do with our society
23:00 <deadpandadolls> and how it works
24:00 <Skirmish> lol righto pal. 
24:00 <deadpandadolls> instead of righto
24:00 <deadpandadolls> take a moment to inform me as to why I am wrong
24:00 <deadpandadolls> educate me dude.
24:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm open to what you have to say, Skirmish.
24:00 <b1rd> Skirmish is austnets num. 1 armchair psychiatrist
25:00 <deadpandadolls> I like him
25:00 <Skirmish> We both know that's impossible. You're in 'intellectual rant mode' and believe the shit you type. I am much happier to just you burn out. 
25:00 <deadpandadolls> he's not stupid.
25:00 <deadpandadolls> Okay
25:00 <deadpandadolls> that's fair.
25:00 <b1rd> He is stupid beyond beleif
25:00 <deadpandadolls> Hey, Skirmish, I've been wondering
25:00 <deadpandadolls> there's a prison in, maybe the Netherlands
25:00 <b1rd> No panda is smarter than skirmish
25:00 <deadpandadolls> on an island.
26:00 <deadpandadolls> I am the open the cheeks type of guy
26:00 <deadpandadolls> Murderers are rehabilitated there
26:00 <deadpandadolls> they've had an exceptional rate of non offenders, because of the way they deal with people
26:00 <deadpandadolls> I can't remember where it is, you might now this!
27:00 <nothing> i'm not sure what type of guy i am.
27:00 <deadpandadolls> i finished cooking! http://i66.tinypic.com/eki154.jpg
27:00 <deadpandadolls> coulda made it look more presentable
27:00 <deadpandadolls> locks of amelias golden hair oh ye, deep fried
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just did a 18 second burp
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sounded like i did a long growl
27:00 <deadpandadolls> b1rd I'm gonna find this doco
27:00 <deadpandadolls> shoots all our silly worries to shit
28:00 <nothing> look good.
28:00 <nothing> i'd mung that. 
28:00 <deadpandadolls> :D :D xD
28:00 <deadpandadolls> cool
28:00 <b1rd> Coool
28:00 <b1rd> Love a good burp
28:00 <deadpandadolls> problem is I gotta look through like 1000 movies lol
28:00 <deadpandadolls> found it!
29:00 <deadpandadolls> http://thehun.net/galleries/2066577_A_slim_lady_spreading_from_Patty.html check her out
29:00 <deadpandadolls> https://youtu.be/MwxyrLUdcss
29:00 <deadpandadolls> watch this Skirmish
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Racing Extinction" Official Trailer (Jan 22, 2015) Length: 2:39 - Category: Entertainment - 1,154,386 views views - 5,331 likes (98.6%), 75 dislikes (1.4%)
29:00 <deadpandadolls> b1rd I give u the dl ey
29:00 <deadpandadolls> this doco will fk u up
29:00 <deadpandadolls> https://yts.ag/movie/racing-extinction-2015
29:00 <b1rd> Sik as
29:00 <b1rd> Ta man
29:00 <deadpandadolls> all good man
29:00 <b1rd> Ill get on wifi
29:00 <b1rd> Brb
30:00 <deadpandadolls> mmm thin
30:00 <l00peyd0g> nothing
30:00 <nothing> lollll. 
30:00 <deadpandadolls> http://thehun.net/galleries/2076728_A_brunette_getting_it_on_this_one_from_Conrad.html this chickknows how to fuck dick
30:00 <nothing> I'm used to that.
30:00 <nothing> from dinner to pornography.
31:00 <nothing> the hun, lolll.
31:00 <nothing> I forgot that site existed.
31:00 <deadpandadolls> nice!
31:00 <deadpandadolls> love this guy
31:00 <deadpandadolls> "The idea is to inspire people."
32:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish, have you seen this?
36:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
36:00 <deadpandadolls> he he he
36:00 <Skirmish> that orange is too food. 
37:00 <MickTaylor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXgI7XsY0WQ
37:00 <MickTaylor> Gold
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dateline NBC - The REAL Soup Nazi (Mar 21, 2013) Length: 3:45 - Category: Comedy - 121,348 views views - 460 likes (98.5%), dislikes (1.5%)
38:00 <b1rd> Yay back
39:00 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppnG1wqKyVE
39:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park - Whale Wars (Paul Watson) (Jul 30, 2011) Length: 0:21 - Category: Entertainment - 47,768 views views - 284 likes (94.7%), 16 dislikes (5.3%)
41:00 <Skirmish> deadpandadolls: It's propaganda. I watched the trailer. I have no interest in watching the entire doco. 
41:00 <b1rd> Gtfo then sperm
41:00 <Lumeah> Ya
42:00 <nothing> wooohoo, got one or 2 followers finally on spotify
42:00 <nothing> happy days.
44:00 <l00peyd0g> tom?
44:00 <deadpandadolls> You know that's not true
44:00 <b1rd> Sperm is so anal retentive
44:00 <deadpandadolls> the enviromental question
44:00 <Skirmish> Tell me about how Al Gore was right? 
44:00 <b1rd> Of course we are warming
44:00 <deadpandadolls> fuck Al Gore
44:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm not talking about climate change.
44:00 <deadpandadolls> not just that
45:00 <deadpandadolls> over fishing
45:00 <deadpandadolls> where does your salmon come from
45:00 <deadpandadolls> salmon farms
45:00 <b1rd> Yep
45:00 <deadpandadolls> on the ocean
45:00 <b1rd> Panda is right
45:00 <deadpandadolls> where does the fish food come from to feed that salmon
45:00 <deadpandadolls> from the ocean
45:00 <b1rd> We fkd it all up
45:00 <deadpandadolls> dregdged
45:00 <deadpandadolls> turned in to feed
45:00 <Skirmish> Are you going to stop being a consumer or at least be a environmentally responsible consumer deadpandadolls? 
45:00 <deadpandadolls> so you can have fucking salmon on your plate
45:00 <b1rd> Ppl like skirmish are to blame
45:00 <Skirmish> an*
45:00 <deadpandadolls> watch My Kitchen Rules where they cook salmon
45:00 <Annapurna> I will
45:00 <deadpandadolls> I already am
45:00 <Skirmish> Really? 
46:00 <deadpandadolls> yes
46:00 <b1rd> Me 2
46:00 <deadpandadolls> I eat mostly vegetable
46:00 <b1rd> Yep
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yuck
46:00 <deadpandadolls> for a long time when I was young that's all I ate
46:00 <Skirmish> How many of the homes you are looking at purchasing have solar panels? 
46:00 <b1rd> Good man panda
46:00 <deadpandadolls> was strictly vegetarian
46:00 <Annapurna> salmon tuna swordfish marlin I'll eat the lot for as long as I walk this earth
46:00 <deadpandadolls> actually solar isn't viable
46:00 <Annapurna> because it's doomed regardless
46:00 <deadpandadolls> solar asked for manufacturing
46:00 <deadpandadolls> that does not use solar
46:00 <Skirmish> Annapurna: lol The old saying 'For every animal you save, I will eat two!'
46:00 <deadpandadolls> it's a catch-22 thing
46:00 <Annapurna> that's a promise
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/XJ1RzZY8/IMG_0754.JPG
46:00 <deadpandadolls> We can't kill every cow
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 snapper in the pan this arvo
47:00 <deadpandadolls> but we can improve things
47:00 <deadpandadolls> just the same as every pug dog out there
47:00 <Lish> Argh I have to go to uni tomorrow
47:00 <deadpandadolls> should be put down
47:00 <Annapurna> been a tough season for snapper
47:00 <Lish> How strange
47:00 <deadpandadolls> it is not a shadow of the actual dog
47:00 <Skirmish> tozza[Mobile]: OMG YOU ARE DESTROYING THE WEEEEEEERLD
47:00 <deadpandadolls> have you seen a painting
47:00 <deadpandadolls> of an actual Pug dog
47:00 <deadpandadolls> stood about 2 ft high
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i catch and eat
47:00 <Annapurna> whiting have been on fire though
47:00 <deadpandadolls> didn't have a smashed nose
47:00 <deadpandadolls> face
47:00 <Annapurna> ta
47:00 <deadpandadolls> inbred to the point
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Havent caught a george
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ever
48:00 <deadpandadolls> pug dogs suffer and die from resp problems
48:00 <deadpandadolls> but you buy them
48:00 <deadpandadolls> you buy designer dogs
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Need to buy other bait
48:00 <deadpandadolls> you think they are beautiful and cute as all shit
48:00 <Skirmish> deadpandadolls you're getting all activist and panties in a bunch about a problem that is so huge and you're excited about a doco that is a drop of sand in that problem.
48:00 <Annapurna> I catch them too often I get tired of eating them 
48:00 <deadpandadolls> but you should just shoot it in the head
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Silver fish and smaller hooks
48:00 <Skirmish> You are too easily influenced by what you see/read. 
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Where bouts anna
48:00 <deadpandadolls> to prevent it's sufference
48:00 <b1rd> Ay dun knock inbreeding till ya tried it lollll
48:00 <deadpandadolls> British Bulldogs
48:00 <deadpandadolls> none of them
48:00 <deadpandadolls> can give birth naturally
48:00 <Annapurna> avalon, st helens
48:00 <deadpandadolls> none of them
48:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I wad out at patterson lakes today
48:00 <deadpandadolls> they have to lay on their backs, held down by humans
48:00 <deadpandadolls> to give birth
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Plenty of snapper and flatties
49:00 <b1rd> Yum
49:00 <Annapurna> different side of the world to me
49:00 <deadpandadolls> You approve of the animal abuse that exists within species that should not exist?
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yar
49:00 <deadpandadolls> KRUFTS in the UK
49:00 <Annapurna> portland is the go in another month or so
49:00 <deadpandadolls> the very people that invented designer dogs and continue to promote them
49:00 <deadpandadolls> it's not shut down, Ridgebacks
49:00 <Annapurna> tuna from the kayak, good fun and you can feed an army with one or two
49:00 <deadpandadolls> the ridge is a deformaty
49:00 <deadpandadolls> the healthy pups are killed
49:00 <deadpandadolls> to this day
50:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish I'm not about activism
50:00 <Annapurna> dogs have become genetic monsters
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im gonna go fresh water next week go for redfin
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I live and exist in the realm of reality.
50:00 <Skirmish> lol ok deadpandadolls. Sure. 
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pink tazzy devils
50:00 <deadpandadolls> You're the guy that will talk about things
50:00 <Annapurna> been getting plenty of reddies 
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm the guy that goes boonta
50:00 <deadpandadolls> and does something
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What bait
50:00 <deadpandadolls> and gets in trouble with authorities
50:00 <Annapurna> pink, with a red bead
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lures?
50:00 <Kelevra> portlandia is a good show
50:00 <Skirmish> What have you done about ridge back dogs? 
50:00 <deadpandadolls> because, that was wrong of me.
50:00 <Annapurna> i don't use bait in freshwater
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm 34
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I was 24 for a whole year.
50:00 <Annapurna> and ditch the trebles for two singles
50:00 <Skirmish> What have you done about the designer dog breeding business as a whole? 
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Might go down eilden
50:00 <JasonHillFaggot> B1rd
51:00 <deadpandadolls> the point is not to ask me
51:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] do it, you won't regret it
51:00 <deadpandadolls> that's as weak as an American
51:00 <deadpandadolls> standing behind the fifth
51:00 <deadpandadolls> Well it's there so I will shut up now.
51:00 <Skirmish> You just said you go boonta and do something. I am now asking what you have done. 
51:00 <Annapurna> eildon needs a bit of weather to fire them up again 
51:00 <b1rd> Yes?
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/yQMBOAKS/IMG_0746.JPG
51:00 <deadpandadolls> What is it that you have done
51:00 <Skirmish> Aside from 'being a vegetarian' which is doing nothing. 
51:00 <deadpandadolls> is the point bro
51:00 <deadpandadolls> When you without compassion, can argue
51:00 <Skirmish> I am not claiming that I am doing anything. 
51:00 <deadpandadolls> for your own enjoyment, without empathy
51:00 <deadpandadolls> Oh you do
51:00 <deadpandadolls> you claim
52:00 <Skirmish> You are. So pony up the evidence. Back your talk. Back your convictions. 
52:00 <deadpandadolls> every time you come on here and push somebody to their limits
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  Im a vag-a-tarin
52:00 <deadpandadolls> and they "rage quit" and you laugh about it
52:00 <deadpandadolls> you're an abusive guy Skirmish
52:00 <Annapurna> does that still go on ? hahaha
52:00 <deadpandadolls> you assume that it's not verbal or physical so it does not matter
52:00 <deadpandadolls> one of the guys I used to give shit to on her
52:00 <deadpandadolls> here*
52:00 <Skirmish> See, this is why I wasn't going to engage with you deadpandadolls. Because now I have you've gone completely off the rails. 
52:00 <deadpandadolls> He necked himself
52:00 <deadpandadolls> Sezz showed me the obiturary
52:00 <Skirmish> You're a fool. I'm out. 
52:00 <deadpandadolls> cool, cya
53:00 <Annapurna> well that's no fun
53:00 <deadpandadolls> go engage with people that agree with you.
53:00 <Annapurna> birds of a feather
53:00 <deadpandadolls> And remember that even the "weakest" person here on irc, may be somebody you abuse to the point they kill themselves.
53:00 <Skirmish> lol deadpandadolls all I did was ask you to back up what you said. Look at you play the victim over it. 
53:00 <Skirmish> You're so shallow. 
53:00 <Skirmish> So transparent. 
54:00 <Annapurna> there you go again
54:00 <deadpandadolls> nah man
54:00 <deadpandadolls> I had a lot to say to you
54:00 <deadpandadolls> so I did
54:00 <deadpandadolls> don't make it all about me man
54:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm not about me
54:00 <Skirmish> You've typed lots. You've said nothing. 
54:00 <Annapurna> boy it takes about 30 seconds to spot the insecure
54:00 <deadpandadolls> thanks there, confusious
54:00 <Raichu> Yup
56:00 <b1rd> Yes. Skirmish.
56:00 <Annapurna> Don't forget the perfect punctuation. It's a sure sign of superiority.
56:00 <Skirmish> deadpandadolls: No problems mate. I can hope that one day you become self aware and realise how moronic you are at times. You're the type of person that clicks LIKE on facebook and believes they have made a difference. 
56:00 <Annapurna> or a complex of sorts
56:00 <Annapurna> in this digital world
58:00 <Skirmish> Annapurna: I think I type the way I do because I am lazy. Too lazy to come up with two typing styles. 
59:00 <Annapurna> i would have thought it the other way around, but the mind is a weird and wonderful thing
00:00 <Annapurna> and now back to the weekend at bernie's 2 soundtrack
00:00 <deadpandadolls> Cheers Skirmish
00:00 <deadpandadolls> like you said I'm in rant mode
00:00 <deadpandadolls> I understand holding the conversation, when I'm blurting out facts from here to sundown
00:00 <deadpandadolls> But I am not moronic
01:00 <deadpandadolls> no need to insult my intelligence.
03:00 <carlOz> evening all
07:00 <MICKY-8-ball> good everning all
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
11:00 <b1rd-> heh :)
12:00 <l00peyd0g> b1rd- 
12:00 <l00peyd0g> :)
12:00 <b1rd-> Heyy
12:00 <b1rd-> Brb
12:00 <b1rd-> Lappy
12:00 <l00peyd0g> yeah ok
13:00 <sluggz> Hi loopeyfag
13:00 <sluggz> Ya weak mutt
13:00 <sluggz> :)
13:00 <sluggz> Goes on homo?
14:00 <sluggz> Junky rat
14:00 <l00peyd0g> ?
14:00 <sluggz> Junky
15:00 <l00peyd0g> hey b1rd
15:00 <sluggz> Junk mutt filth
15:00 <sluggz> Sup
15:00 <l00peyd0g> :)
15:00 <deadpandadolls> u junky fgtz
16:00 <sluggz> Here he is.....scum dog pandis
16:00 <sluggz> Lols
17:00 <sluggz> Absolute junky
17:00 <sluggz> Munted fuck nose
17:00 <BLykE> tozza is real tozza friends me on fb
17:00 <sluggz> Lols
17:00 <BLykE> then un friends
17:00 <BLykE> lols
17:00 <sluggz> Weak dog
17:00 <BLykE> i never looked at his profile
17:00 <BLykE> who is the tozza 
17:00 <sluggz> Blyke wanna friend me
17:00 <BLykE> who are u
18:00 <deadpandadolls> i made another horizon zero dawn picture HE HE TEE HEE
18:00 <sluggz> Gay
20:00 <sluggz> Lies
20:00 <sluggz> Faggot
22:00 <A> Shut up faggots
22:00 <A> IBIZA
22:00 <A> Have you stopped fucking little boys
23:00 <sluggz> I will fuck u a
23:00 <A> wtf
23:00 <A> Don't want that @ fuck off
23:00 <sluggz> Fags
23:00 <A> FUCKKKK
23:00 <A> WE FULL CUNT
23:00 <A> OI
23:00 <A> STOP THAT SHIT
23:00 <sluggz> Whatevs mutt
24:00 <A> Fucken
24:00 <A> OIIIII
24:00 <A> `devoice a
24:00 <A> Fuck
24:00 <A> `ban tozza
24:00 <A> LOL
24:00 <sluggz> Ban a 
24:00 <sluggz> Lol
24:00 <b1rd> looool
25:00 <b1rd> wattup 
25:00 <A> WHAT THE FUCK BIRD
25:00 <A> I AM DRUNK
25:00 <A> GG, G
25:00 <A> LOL
25:00 <A> Don't we like Lwaxana?
26:00 <sluggz> Love lwaxy
26:00 <A> I thought Lwaxana was alright
26:00 <A> Do we hate him/her?
26:00 <b1rd> who?
26:00 <b1rd> lool
26:00 <Kelevra> [21:01:19] <+deadpandadolls> no need to insult my intelligence.
26:00 <Kelevra> you have none
26:00 <Nice1> lol
26:00 <Kelevra> you're a complete idiot..
26:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> deadpandashit is a bitch
26:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> im gonna smach her face in
27:00 <b1rd> yeh
27:00 <b1rd> he's a mad cun
27:00 <b1rd> sydney bit uptight tho
27:00 <sluggz> All fgts
27:00 <A> Is Lwaxana a bitch or a dude
27:00 <Nice1> maybe the two of you should try discussion therapy Kelevra
27:00 <Kelevra> SHortAngryWogBoy it's a 'he'.
27:00 <Nice1> might help maybe
28:00 <sluggz> Slut
28:00 <A> Same same
28:00 <A> So, female?
28:00 <sluggz> Yip
28:00 <sluggz> Whore tho
28:00 <sluggz> Props
28:00 <A> <shrug>
28:00 <A> Whores are alright by me
28:00 <sluggz> Mad props tho
28:00 <A> I like to fuck
28:00 <A> I got no problem with a bitch who likes to fuck too
28:00 <A> Why do people think that's a bad thing lol
28:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> do u know the cock heads real name?
28:00 <Kelevra> Nice1 how about you try normality then get back to me
28:00 <Kelevra> dickface.
28:00 <Raichu> [21:25:59] * SHortAngryWogBoy ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne << Seems legit
28:00 <Kelevra> SHortAngryWogBoy yes but why?
28:00 <Raichu> WogBoy, AngryAsian
28:00 <Nice1> hey just a suggestion Kelevra.,,,no need for insults
28:00 <Raichu> Oh, you're the Belong kid
28:00 <Kelevra> half wog half asians are hot.
29:00 <Lwaxana> A ??
29:00 <A> Sup Lwax
29:00 <A> Do I call you Counsellor Troi now
29:00 <tozza>  +Lwaxana advises that her official status is as the Betazoid Ambassador to the United Federation of Planets
29:00 <Lwaxana> no Mrs Troi
29:00 <tozza> i too are a trekkie
29:00 <A> I am mad trekkie
29:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLL
29:00 <Lwaxana> I am Deanna's mother
29:00 <Picard> Lwaxana still lurking around here i see 
29:00 <A> I hate deanna's mnother
29:00 <b1rd> epic props though
29:00 <b1rd> hey Lwaxana is present!
29:00 <A> She's a snooty bitch and I want to stab her in the ovary
29:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> if u really wanna get nasty u can find out where the cunt lives, then we can give him hell
29:00 <Kelevra> Nice1 it wasn't an insult on my side of the fence, were you trying to insult me?
29:00 <Nice1> no
29:00 <Nice1> I was just trying to help the situation
29:00 <Kelevra> good2know.org
29:00 <Nice1> Kelevra
29:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> Nice,  go back to fairy land 
29:00 <Nice1> trying to do a good deed
29:00 <Nice1> deeds
30:00 <tozza> droi heavy episodes suck
30:00 <b1rd> gday bro
30:00 <b1rd> not sure if she's male or not
30:00 <b1rd> if female she's tough as
30:00 <b1rd> props to her
30:00 <A> Probably another one of those dudes who dress like bitches and pretend to be female and insist that that's all it takes to actually be female
30:00 <b1rd> looool
30:00 <deadpandadolls> b1rd http://i64.tinypic.com/2yxex48.jpg
30:00 <tozza> lwax is the biggest battle axe on austnet
30:00 <deadpandadolls> just made another 1
30:00 <b1rd> ta pandy
30:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
30:00 <A> If you weren't born with a pussy then you are a fucking dude.
30:00 <deadpandadolls> uploading vid to youtube aswell
30:00 <Kelevra> no go deed goes unturned is that expression?
30:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> good samaratins dont survive in this day and age, wisen up
30:00 <Kelevra> are you fat? or over 50 kgs cause I won't be able to turn you.
30:00 <Nice1> no its...good deeds go unturned
30:00 <Sutekh> lol
30:00 <Kelevra> steady spit roast mate
30:00 <Stranger> no good deed goes unpunished Kelevra
31:00 <b1rd> coool as
31:00 <A> What's this fucking Horizon thing
31:00 <b1rd> that's how i look at it, A 
31:00 <A> Zero Dawn
31:00 <A> What's dat?
31:00 <b1rd> Tim-Sim!
31:00 <b1rd> sup brah
31:00 <Sutekh> 50 kgs isnt much
31:00 <Nice1> oh is that it
31:00 <Kelevra> oh okay
31:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> Kelvera  message me that cunt deadpanda's real name 
31:00 <Kelevra> well should I punish someone or turn them, I'm confused
31:00 <Sutekh> any guy under 50 kgs would most likey have a serious drug problem
31:00 <Kelevra> but totally interested in both obligatons in the name of irc
32:00 <Tim-Sim> hi b1rd 
32:00 <b1rd> hi an shit
32:00 <Tim-Sim> just got home
32:00 <deadpandadolls> eeeeeeehehehehe
32:00 <A> Oh it's a game
32:00 <A> FUCK
32:00 <b1rd> oh good, me too
32:00 <A> BIRD
32:00 <deadpandadolls> it's a new game
32:00 <Tim-Sim> tired
32:00 <A> I RAN OUT OF FUCKING BEER
32:00 <A> WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO
32:00 <b1rd> fuck bird, ok lol
32:00 <b1rd> lol
32:00 <b1rd> beer run?
32:00 <A> FUCK THAT
32:00 <A> THAT INVOLVES GETTING UP
32:00 <b1rd> narr gooo on
32:00 <A> I CAN'T DRIVE I ALREADY ATE HALF A CASE OF BEER
32:00 <b1rd> b1rd drive he sober
32:00 <b1rd> loool
32:00 <Nice1> naaame
32:00 <Kelevra> SHortAngryWogBoy I'm sure you have his name
32:00 <b1rd> Anyone have skirmish address?
32:00 <b1rd> $500.
32:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> Nice is the real version of Ned Flanders
32:00 <b1rd> Gunna smash him 
32:00 <b1rd> :)
32:00 <Kelevra> it rhymes with cockua fluckwood
32:00 <Nice1> whos is SHortAngryWogBoy
32:00 <Nice1> breaker?
32:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, 1 Austnet avenue, Austnetland
33:00 <A> WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
33:00 <A> I AM IN SYDNEY
33:00 <b1rd> at least atm
33:00 <b1rd> ohh
33:00 <b1rd> ok be there in like 8 hours
33:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
33:00 <A> I LIVE ON FUCKING MANLY BEACH IN SYDNEY
33:00 <A> GET HERE
33:00 <A> HURRY UP
33:00 <A> BRING BEER
33:00 <b1rd> k
33:00 <b1rd> lol
33:00 <A> IF I'M FUCKING SOBER WHEN YOU GET HERE THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY
33:00 <b1rd> eta 8 hours
33:00 <A> FUCK THAT I'LL DRY UP IN AN HOUR AND A HALF :( :( :(
33:00 <b1rd> take plates off, maybe bit less
33:00 <b1rd> ?
33:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> your next ont he list bird u cunt,  coz i dont like u either
33:00 <b1rd> Lolll
33:00 <b1rd> Im serious 
33:00 <Raichu> lol @ Austnet Ave
33:00 <Kelevra> flackwood even
33:00 <b1rd> PM with details
33:00 <b1rd> Lollll
33:00 <Nice1> flakka
33:00 <b1rd> Fkoff wog fgt
33:00 <Kelevra> croydon stn werd
33:00 <steven> lol @ slobbs
33:00 <b1rd> Off ya cunt
33:00 <b1rd> Filthy cretin
34:00 <A> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
34:00 <b1rd> lol
34:00 <A> NO BEER :( :( :( :( :( :( 
34:00 <A> WHAT THE FUCK
34:00 <b1rd> hate that
34:00 <A> THIS IS SHIT
34:00 <A> Wait
34:00 <b1rd> get cab!?
34:00 <A> I have chocolate
34:00 <A> That's something I guess
34:00 <b1rd> mmmm chocolate
34:00 <b1rd> Lool
34:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> as i said,  your next on the list cunt,  be scared
34:00 <b1rd> slimey greazy fuck
34:00 <b1rd> COME CUNT
34:00 <b1rd> COME AT ME BRO
34:00 <steven> loooool
34:00 <Nice1> woooha
34:00 <b1rd> where u at
34:00 <b1rd> Lets get it on shhhlut boy
35:00 <A> There's some cheese and onion dip
35:00 <A> I can't put chocolate in dip
35:00 <A> wtf
35:00 <b1rd> can
35:00 <A> This is shitsnacks
35:00 <b1rd> chocolate goes on anything
35:00 <A> Fuck I've got like six hours before I pass out
35:00 <A> This is dogshit :(
35:00 <A> Someone bring me beer
35:00 <A> I been drinking Red Horse
35:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> im gnna destroy u once n for all u useless piece of dung
35:00 <b1rd> WHERE U AT STOOGE DOG
35:00 <b1rd> U TURD SMOKING FILTH
35:00 <b1rd> AXLE GREASE AS HAIR GELL
35:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> fuckin parasite,  your nothing but pollution  to this earth
35:00 <Raichu> SHortAngryWogBoy: You evidently have angry man syndrome
35:00 <b1rd> DOG CUNT
35:00 <Sutekh> haha
35:00 <Raichu> Please depart until you grow another foot
35:00 <b1rd> ILLL FKN END U DOGRAT
35:00 <Raichu> kthx
35:00 <b1rd> LOOL
36:00 <A> It's fucking swill but it's strong
36:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
36:00 <b1rd> ok i get private jet
36:00 <A> kk
36:00 <b1rd> brb going airport
36:00 <b1rd> Lol
36:00 <A> I just bought a private jet in GTA5
36:00 <b1rd> never had it
36:00 <sluggz> B1rd sup boe
36:00 <A> It cost ten million dollars
36:00 <b1rd> ayy sluggz 
36:00 <A> I had to rob two banks and sell all my weed, cocaine and meth
36:00 <b1rd> cool
36:00 <b1rd> lol
36:00 <b1rd> need a jet tho
36:00 <Nice1> geez
36:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> pm me   ur name n city cunt
36:00 <b1rd> Bell st maccas cunt
36:00 <b1rd> Melbourne cunt
36:00 <Kelevra> [21:34:02] <g> is that an oakleigh wog
36:00 <b1rd> COME WOG
36:00 <Kelevra> you don't know anyone
36:00 <Sutekh> im guessing your really both midgets
36:00 <Raichu> lol @ Bell St maccas
36:00 <Skirmish> I live at Auburn McDonalds b1rd. Come at me bro. 
36:00 <Raichu> You're*
37:00 <A> I got like 9 criminal businesses in GTA it's hilarious
37:00 <b1rd> expansion
37:00 <A> Let me count them
37:00 <A> 1. Weed Farm
37:00 <A> 2. Cocaine lockup
37:00 <A> 3. Meth lab
37:00 <A> 4. Document forgery plant
37:00 <A> 5. Counterfeit money printing plant
37:00 <A> 6. Car rebirthing workshop
37:00 <b1rd> you got the skills, we setup IRL criminal enterprise?
37:00 <A> 7. Illegal contraband shipping
37:00 <tozza> latahz everyone]
37:00 <b1rd> lolll
37:00 <A> Ummm I think that's everything
37:00 <b1rd> YER I ONLY 200CM
37:00 <b1rd> BIT SHORT LOL
37:00 <b1rd> WANT MORE HEIGHT
37:00 <Kelevra> everyone is
37:00 <Raichu> You're just a faggot b1rd
37:00 <Raichu> Nothing more
37:00 <deadpandadolls> Everyone is a faggot
37:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish dude
37:00 <iBiZa> well...
37:00 <deadpandadolls> go to pm
37:00 <Sutekh> haha, can we all turn up for dwarf throwing comp?
37:00 <Raichu> Your opinion is void
37:00 <iBiZa> TheWJM is the real...
37:00 <iBiZa> :P
37:00 <deadpandadolls> and apologise
37:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> i dont give a fuck how big or crazy u are,  ive taken down huge psychotic cunts before
37:00 <deadpandadolls> don't run away to another channel man
37:00 <b1rd> FKN COME
37:00 <deadpandadolls> go apologise to Lumeah.
37:00 <Raichu> Sutekh: Please arange asap
37:00 <deadpandadolls> man up boii
37:00 <iBiZa> where is Lumeah?
37:00 <deadpandadolls> weak cunt
38:00 <b1rd> narr bad idea
38:00 <b1rd> oh yum
38:00 <b1rd> love money
38:00 <A> CYA BIRD
38:00 <A> YA CUNT
38:00 <iBiZa> `listban *@*
38:00 <iBiZa> `listban *@* -whoset
38:00 <b1rd> LETS FIGHT CNT
38:00 <Raichu> `op
38:00 <Kelevra> TheWJM is like you iBiZa
38:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> i wont waste more time on u right now,  coz im focusing on someone else
38:00 <Nice1> far out
38:00 <deadpandadolls> ask mister over there loves to abuse her every day
38:00 <b1rd> U DOG
38:00 <SHortAngryWogBoy> but i reassure u cunt,  your day is close
38:00 <b1rd> SCARED
38:00 <deadpandadolls> loves to abuse a woman
38:00 <Kelevra> total wankers4lyf
38:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish
38:00 <deadpandadolls> running scared
38:00 <b1rd> FEARING OUT BOIII
38:00 <b1rd> YEP
38:00 <Raichu> I believe SHortAngryWogBoy needs a time out
38:00 <b1rd> ILL OFF YA SKIRM
38:00 <b1rd> SHE DOES
38:00 <Kelevra> [21:38:28] <+deadpandadolls> loves to abuse a woman
38:00 <Raichu> Before he gets booted across the room
38:00 <b1rd> YES
39:00 <A> Fuk I'm drunk
39:00 <A> I need more beer
39:00 <sluggz> A is a loser
39:00 <A> :(
39:00 <A> Am not :(
39:00 <A> [21:38] * +b1rd ([email protected]) Quit (Connection closed)
39:00 <A> [21:38] <A> CYA BIRD
39:00 <A> [21:38] <A> YA CUNT
39:00 <A> [21:39] <A> Fuk I'm drunk
39:00 <A> [21:39] <A> I need more beer
39:00 <b1rd> damn wifi
39:00 <Kelevra> did you put that on your oasisactive profile deadpandadolls?
39:00 <Raichu> Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
39:00 <Kelevra> you should've
39:00 <b1rd> GET OUT SHORT WOG SHHHHLUT
39:00 <b1rd> lol
39:00 <iBiZa> fozza italia
40:00 <A> CYA BIRD
40:00 <A> YA CUNT
40:00 <b1rd> cunt of a connection
40:00 <b1rd> reboot shitty router soon
40:00 <b1rd> Karrrn ill meet any of u filthys
40:00 <b1rd> Skirm wog boy too
40:00 <Kelevra> iBiZa if you were a wog the world would be more disfunctional
40:00 <b1rd> COME CUNTS
40:00 <Kelevra> you love shitous music
40:00 <Sutekh> iBiZa, u have a angry channel man :D
40:00 <iBiZa> cool Kelevra
40:00 <iBiZa> haaha
40:00 <deadpandadolls> <+Kelevra> [21:38:28] <+deadpandadolls> loves to abuse a woman
40:00 <deadpandadolls> woah man
41:00 <Sutekh> haha
41:00 <sluggz> Sup boes
41:00 <b1rd> ohh 
41:00 <sluggz> I need a poo
41:00 <b1rd> coz my other box downloading shit
41:00 <sluggz> Brb
41:00 <b1rd> gay shit, ethernet gets priority
41:00 <iBiZa> in case you don't notice Sutekh
41:00 <deadpandadolls> don't start man
41:00 <iBiZa> i'm hardly here
41:00 <iBiZa> caue i have a life =)
41:00 <Kelevra> deadpandadolls why ?
41:00 <deadpandadolls> because it's bullshit
41:00 <Sutekh> iBiZa, yeah.. 1/2 ya luck hey
41:00 <Kelevra> can't a woman stand you for more than a sentence?
41:00 <deadpandadolls> and I already went over it in nerdhacks
41:00 <deadpandadolls> hah
41:00 <Kelevra> aww
41:00 <deadpandadolls> ok
41:00 <Kelevra> nurdhecks
41:00 <deadpandadolls> you helped to spread the rumour
41:00 <Kelevra> boohoo
41:00 <deadpandadolls> man
41:00 <Kelevra> fkn clown
41:00 <deadpandadolls> and ya full of shit
41:00 <deadpandadolls> most of what you talk on here is shit
42:00 <deadpandadolls> woooo b1rd i gota show u dis vid when its done
42:00 <deadpandadolls> maaaad as
42:00 <sluggz> Lumeah calling me lol
42:00 <sluggz> I cbf
42:00 <sluggz> Control ya bitch bro
42:00 <deadpandadolls> you like the attention you get from guys
42:00 <iBiZa> irc guys....
42:00 <deadpandadolls> and guys that don't get attention from girls
42:00 <Kelevra> eh it's only guys in here tbh
42:00 <deadpandadolls> not hard, the psychology of shit
42:00 <deadpandadolls> well there ya go
42:00 <deadpandadolls> so let's keep me and you outta it
42:00 <Kelevra> I don't like any attention I type to chatterboxes like myself
42:00 <Kelevra> what's your use on here?
43:00 <nothing> yessssss.
43:00 <nothing> Got twilight princes working.
43:00 <nothing> by irc. lolll.
43:00 <nothing> bye*
43:00 <sluggz> Hi boe
43:00 <nothing> hey sluggz boe
43:00 <Nice1> probably to annoy you Kelevra
43:00 <deadpandadolls> not leading the life I want to lead
43:00 <deadpandadolls> so options
43:00 <deadpandadolls> not too many options with three severe anxiety disorders.
43:00 <deadpandadolls> trying to fix that atm
43:00 <Kelevra> lol so you've not lived a life you wanted to live for over 10 years
43:00 <Kelevra> SAD
43:00 <deadpandadolls> go overseas
43:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUD26D7dJX0
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The News Hasn't Happened Yet | #1 (Mar 13, 2017) Length: 2:48 - Category: Film & Animation - 48,896 views views - 9,175 likes (99.5%), 46 dislikes (0.5%)
43:00 <deadpandadolls> taking Welsh class next week
43:00 <deadpandadolls> I've not lived it for fifteen years
44:00 <nothing> hows your day ?
44:00 <sluggz> Sup nothing boe
44:00 <sluggz> I'm good cuz
44:00 <sluggz> Self?
44:00 <nothing> yeah
44:00 <nothing> not bad. chillaxin.
44:00 <sluggz> Just got home from pub
44:00 <sluggz> Bliiiinnndddd
44:00 <deadpandadolls> sixteen this yr yer
44:00 <Kelevra> you haven't lived anywhere in that long of a time
44:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't hate or blame anyone for it, quite the oposite I blame myself for not being strong enough to conquere it
44:00 <Kelevra> how old is ashton?
44:00 <deadpandadolls> 12
44:00 <Kelevra> he'd be close to that age now
44:00 <Kelevra> you sad sad man
44:00 <deadpandadolls> you know why I left
44:00 <deadpandadolls> I told you
44:00 <deadpandadolls> man
44:00 <Kelevra> don't care tbbh
44:00 <deadpandadolls> yer you never had to walk away
45:00 <sluggz> N that boe:/
45:00 <b1rd> yay
45:00 <b1rd> ethernet
45:00 <b1rd> should be able to keep it up now :)
45:00 <nothing> swoittt
45:00 <b1rd> nothing :)
45:00 <sluggz> Pooftanet
45:00 <nothing> howdy b1rd
45:00 <b1rd> is a bit atm
45:00 <b1rd> linux box downloading junky that i'll just remove later
45:00 <sluggz> Aaarrr boe got me new joint
45:00 <nothing> fark, the macarena just came on
45:00 <Kelevra> whooooo cares
45:00 <deadpandadolls> you get fucked and choose to carry a kid
45:00 <deadpandadolls> you do
45:00 <Kelevra> you kidnapped your son
45:00 <deadpandadolls> you talk about yourself all the time
45:00 <Kelevra> you're bald and weird
45:00 <deadpandadolls> WOAH
45:00 <deadpandadolls> KIDNAPPED
45:00 <deadpandadolls> man
45:00 <deadpandadolls> I told you
45:00 <deadpandadolls> this
45:00 <deadpandadolls> bec
45:00 <Kelevra> you change natio more times than I change my knickers
45:00 <deadpandadolls> went ape
45:00 <deadpandadolls> and told the cops
45:00 <deadpandadolls> that my mother would kidnap Ashton
45:00 <deadpandadolls> that's what you are taking from and twisting
45:00 <deadpandadolls> man I know you too well
45:00 <Kelevra> nip voice, kiwi, welsh/english
45:00 <deadpandadolls> no
45:00 <deadpandadolls> welsh/scot
46:00 <sluggz> Moving 1 week
46:00 <b1rd> sick as sluggz 
46:00 <sluggz> Yeah bro
46:00 <nothing> *skip*
46:00 <sluggz> Stoked
46:00 <deadpandadolls> I said
46:00 <Kelevra> you'll never see ashton until he grows up
46:00 <deadpandadolls> on grandpas side
46:00 <Kelevra> how much of a burn is that shit
46:00 <deadpandadolls> there was a guy married a maori woman
46:00 <deadpandadolls> that's all I said
46:00 <deadpandadolls> you talk shit
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cause im
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Freew
46:00 <Kelevra> bet it hurt more than being stabbed through your fly wire door
46:00 <b1rd> Wog fgt wont meet me. Shes scared
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Free ballin
46:00 <Kelevra> :)
46:00 <deadpandadolls> You created the rumours on irc
46:00 <deadpandadolls> that then ppl msg me with bullshit
46:00 <deadpandadolls> because of you
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> tozza[Mobile]: has gone commando this evening
46:00 <deadpandadolls> man
46:00 <Kelevra> did I?
46:00 <deadpandadolls> you go on about Johninja
46:00 <slower> seriously, we dont need to know this stuff, can you please take it to private?
46:00 <deadpandadolls> but nobody here knows what he is doing
46:00 <deadpandadolls> or what he is like
46:00 <deadpandadolls> only you
47:00 <b1rd> :))
47:00 <b1rd> hows ya job goin 
47:00 <A> WINE
47:00 <A> I FUCKING HAVE WINE
47:00 <A> THIS WILL DO
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All that seperates me from the rest of the world is a thin piece of board shorts
47:00 <deadpandadolls> and it's what you say that dudes believe.
47:00 <deadpandadolls> and you know it too, you know that you can talk shit
47:00 <Kelevra> you bore my joshua
47:00 <deadpandadolls> and people talk about it and feel bad for you
47:00 <deadpandadolls> don't bother talking about yourself
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im with slower
47:00 <deadpandadolls> without asking that people feel bad for you
47:00 <Kelevra> I call my vagina joshua
47:00 <deadpandadolls> it's psychology 101 mel
47:00 <Kelevra> cause it gets fucked alot
47:00 <Kelevra> :)
47:00 <deadpandadolls> I hope never to be that close
47:00 <slower> tozza can you give them a warning
47:00 <deadpandadolls> You're an ugly human being
48:00 <A> ... This is some pretty good shit too. I forgot I had this.
48:00 <A> 2009 Merlot out of Earnest Hill in the Hunter Valley
48:00 <A> Fucking nice shit!!
48:00 <A> BRB POURING
48:00 <nothing> nice as.
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant really dude
48:00 <deadpandadolls> both in looks and personality
48:00 <deadpandadolls> you've been the desperadoe
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not breaking any rules but PM would be the way to go imho
48:00 <deadpandadolls> you've fucked more irc guys than any other irc woman has
48:00 <deadpandadolls> and been impregnated by them too, twice
48:00 <Nice1> this a classic example about the dangers of getting involved with irc people irl
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah werd
48:00 <deadpandadolls> Mel you are not the standard that should be held up high
48:00 <Kelevra> I own it
48:00 <deadpandadolls> and 'werd' is my werd
48:00 <deadpandadolls> stop using my words
48:00 <deadpandadolls> you are not cool.
49:00 <b1rd> A, being very norty
49:00 <b1rd> Think of headache in morning!
49:00 <A> I gotta work tomorrow eh
49:00 <b1rd> rehydrate and eat, 
49:00 <b1rd> beds k
49:00 <sluggz> Lol
49:00 <A> Unlikely
49:00 <b1rd> orrrrite
49:00 <Kelevra> to your woman bashing standards?
49:00 <deadpandadolls> You can talk to guys on here like you said just before
49:00 <Kelevra> least I beat the dick hard
49:00 <deadpandadolls> what did you say mel
49:00 <deadpandadolls> stop trying to save face man
49:00 <deadpandadolls> worse than Skirmish.
49:00 <slower> tozza, boring people with the same shit over and over again is not breakin any rules? bloody hell. it should be
49:00 <Kelevra> what did I say joshua?
49:00 <deadpandadolls> You got dylan beaten up
49:00 <deadpandadolls> and then you blamed it on guys
49:00 <Kelevra> I did?
49:00 <Kelevra> no I beat him myself
49:00 <deadpandadolls> You talk shit about a mag lite
49:00 <deadpandadolls> with me
49:00 <deadpandadolls> I was right there man
50:00 <b1rd> if ya insist
50:00 <sluggz> Hair of the dog cunts
50:00 <b1rd> :p
50:00 <nothing> fall out of car at 6 am with rage against the machine blaring. 
50:00 <b1rd> lolllllll
50:00 <A> Fuckkkk
50:00 <nothing> waaazzaaa
50:00 <A> I got mad cat's mouth
50:00 <A> Merlot is dry as lol
50:00 <b1rd> lolll
50:00 <b1rd> yehh
50:00 <b1rd> yucky merlot
50:00 <A> Nah it's top tier shit
50:00 <b1rd> good cab sav if u must wine it
50:00 <A> But sposed to be eating a big juicy red steak with this
50:00 <sluggz> Its crappie
50:00 <b1rd> cab sav merlot
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I know what happened
50:00 <Kelevra> well I punched him once and threw half a slab at him
50:00 <Kelevra> :)
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Slower i have moved that too admin LOL
50:00 <deadpandadolls> so you admit to abuse
50:00 <Kelevra> yes
50:00 <deadpandadolls> that really plays well for you
50:00 <Kelevra> go call the police
50:00 <Kelevra> dylan will laugh
50:00 <deadpandadolls> it shows that at any given time
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> !ping
50:00 <deadpandadolls> a problem, irl, could have been one caused by you
50:00 <deadpandadolls> and you come online and talk shit about it
50:00 <deadpandadolls> ..
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 9:50 PM <lx> [tozza[Mobile] PING reply]: 1.Seconds
50:00 <deadpandadolls> not to be trusted with information. that's my point.
51:00 <b1rd> perhaps
51:00 <A> Merlot is best with food
51:00 <A> Cab Sav is ok without food
51:00 <b1rd> Mmmmmmmm steak
51:00 <sluggz> Drunl
51:00 <b1rd> true
51:00 <A> I already ate but
51:00 <sluggz> Drunkard
51:00 <b1rd> loll u can talk sluggz  lol
51:00 <A> Meh
51:00 <sluggz> I have up
51:00 <A> I only had half a case of beer and I'll prolly knock off this bottle of red
51:00 <A> That'll do me I think
51:00 <b1rd> oh good stuff sluggz 
51:00 <sluggz> Only wisskee
51:00 <sluggz> Lols
51:00 <b1rd> too much a!
51:00 <deadpandadolls> So tell me more about me.
51:00 <Kelevra> yeah ns, you bore me and serve no purpose to being anything productive in life so there goes you joshua
51:00 <Kelevra> deadzoned
51:00 <deadpandadolls> I held you when you cried about not seeing your mother that Christmas.
51:00 <deadpandadolls> I was compassionate because I am that way.
51:00 <Kelevra> nah you're a cun
51:00 <Kelevra> t
52:00 <A> I used to like whiskey but I lost my taste for it
52:00 <A> I had some a few weeks ago and couldnt' do it
52:00 <b1rd> i gave up drinking, brb pouring whiskey
52:00 <sluggz> Weak a
52:00 <A> lol
52:00 <A> Yeh
52:00 <sluggz> Lol 
52:00 <b1rd> gotta be top shelf
52:00 <A> Well I used to drink it straight
52:00 <b1rd> fkn 100 bucks at least
52:00 <b1rd> mmmm
52:00 <b1rd> yehh gotta
52:00 <sluggz> Harry's hard liquor
52:00 <A> But then I went off it for a while
52:00 <A> And I came back to it less than a month ago and couldn't do it
52:00 <b1rd> fairy muff
52:00 <A> Tasted horrible, not like I remember it at all
52:00 <sluggz> Furry muff
52:00 <nothing> loll
52:00 <b1rd> your pallet changed
52:00 <deadpandadolls> I told you, on facebook
52:00 <Raichu> !ping
52:00 <deadpandadolls> I didn't want to be your friend
52:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkZfzQC3tw8 master level dubbing
52:00 <deadpandadolls> because on the phone and on fb
52:00 <Kelevra> a coony mc fucking false cunty mc fucktard
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duel of the bitches - when characters say one thing and mean another (Mar 13, 2017) Length: 5:18 - Category: Education - 75,464 views views - 6,450 likes (98.7%), 85 dislikes (1.3%)
52:00 <deadpandadolls> all you did was to bitch
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Raichu your response?
52:00 <deadpandadolls> about people you didn't like in Adelaide, that were once your friends
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> From lx
52:00 <deadpandadolls> people I wasn't even friends with.
52:00 <deadpandadolls> and since then you've talked more shit about me.
52:00 <Raichu> [21:51:53] -lx- 10[Raichu PING reply]: 00,0.12Seconds
52:00 <deadpandadolls> Get it together man.
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
52:00 <deadpandadolls> Kelevra.
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 0
52:00 <deadpandadolls> I liked you dude, I thought you were ok
53:00 <b1rd> Lol
53:00 <A> Ye
53:00 <A> Lol
53:00 <b1rd> happens
53:00 <A> It's ok I still like my wines
53:00 <nothing> my palate is for 2.80 aldi red
53:00 <b1rd> mmmmm
53:00 <A> I actually don't normally do beer but today after work I just craved it
53:00 <b1rd> beers nice after work drink
53:00 <nothing> bottom shelf for me thanks. 
53:00 <deadpandadolls> I liked your interests.
53:00 <Raichu> Obviously lx is in the same dc as me
53:00 <deadpandadolls> Tesla and that, that is interesting.
53:00 <Kelevra> I don't care
53:00 <deadpandadolls> idc now either
53:00 <Kelevra> and?
53:00 <deadpandadolls> just don't go talking shit about me because i don't talk shit about you
53:00 <Kelevra> so fuck off, stop addressing me
53:00 <deadpandadolls> I never started rumours about you or anything.
53:00 <ChanOP> MassDevoice requested by tozza[Mobile]
54:00 <b1rd> smash down a longie while driving home
54:00 <b1rd> did yesterday lol
54:00 <b1rd> lunch time longneck then sleep
54:00 <sluggz> Pandis fucked his sisters doong lols
54:00 <A> Yeh beer quenches the thirst but I don't get drunk off it
54:00 <A> And it's wierd cause I know beer dehydrates you, and yet it's still SO quenching
54:00 <b1rd> i get drunk off anything these days, coz haven't been drinking much for years
54:00 <b1rd> 12 beers, fairr drunk
54:00 <sluggz> Weak
54:00 <deadpandadolls> Don't talk about me
54:00 <deadpandadolls> you do it every week
54:00 <Kelevra> be a Raichu, we get along fine without chatting to eachother
54:00 <deadpandadolls> and I see it.
54:00 <Raichu> Rude!
54:00 <deadpandadolls> Kelevra, don't talk about me anymore.
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My script at home is playing up again
54:00 <Kelevra> eh w/e
54:00 <deadpandadolls> man up, talk about dyls or something.
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Can it be a snapper next time
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb lisa
54:00 <Raichu> Nup
54:00 <Raichu> Times are tight
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Magickarp?
55:00 <b1rd> yepp
55:00 <A> I just had a thirst for beer after work. Was a super busy day, sweating my cock off all day, and I just needed beer when I got home
55:00 <b1rd> lol trying to be healthy
55:00 <sluggz> Sif
55:00 <b1rd> am lol
55:00 <A> Lol bir
55:00 <sluggz> K
55:00 <b1rd> might be too late tho
55:00 <A> Fuck off
55:00 <b1rd> but giving it a shot
55:00 <b1rd> :p
55:00 <sluggz> Nar
55:00 <sluggz> Nevet
55:00 <sluggz> :)
55:00 <A> you can't get all pious and declare that you want to be healthy from now on as you're lying on the operating table having both kidneys removed
55:00 <sluggz> Easy boe
55:00 <b1rd> Loool
55:00 <Raichu> Wild Gyarados appeared
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The market version
55:00 <b1rd> For the record wogfgt wont meet the b1rd
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Garry dose
55:00 <b1rd> Scared as fuck
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats our b1rd
55:00 <Raichu> IRC has been way too entertaining tonight
55:00 <b1rd> :)
55:00 <Raichu> Got no work done
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol shit i forgot brb
56:00 <b1rd> nar yeh
56:00 <b1rd> gotta have a go
56:00 <nothing> hahaha
56:00 <nothing> Start jogging after leg amputation
56:00 <b1rd> too long spent wishing to die
56:00 <sluggz> Plol
56:00 <b1rd> lol yehh
56:00 <b1rd> fkn oath
56:00 <b1rd> get robot leg
56:00 <nothing> yeahhhh
56:00 <spanish> Hello
56:00 <sluggz> Cheer up cunt fmd
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Raichu you got to watch this
57:00 <b1rd> mad robot legs now
57:00 <nothing> lollll
57:00 <A> I've been lookiong up this game deadpanda mentioned... there's this picture of a bit ass robot cat eight times the size of a human, pouncing on an archer who's trying to shoot it. What the actual fuck. Don't cunts know you can't kill a robot cat with a fucking arrow? What the fuck.
57:00 <sluggz> Props bot legs
57:00 <A> Look at this shit
57:00 <b1rd> who needs hallucinogenics when u got games like that!
57:00 <A> http://cdn4.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Horizon-2-1.jpg
57:00 <A> This is stupid shit
57:00 <A> Stupid fucking archer
57:00 <A> That is not a fight you can win, darling
57:00 <Raichu> After earlier links...
57:00 <Raichu> Don't trust you
57:00 <Raichu> lolol
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/OZJn0r2UoI4
58:00 <b1rd> coool
58:00 <A> That cat is going to eat you for supper
58:00 <b1rd> lol
58:00 <b1rd> hello kitty on steroids
58:00 <sluggz> Meaowwww
58:00 <Kelevra> oh did irc get interesting
58:00 <A> Didn't anybody teach this bitch you need a light saber to kill a robot cat?
58:00 <A> everybody knows that.
58:00 <nothing> lolll
58:00 <nothing> wtf
58:00 <b1rd> wb Kelevra 
58:00 <Kelevra> I see Picard is in the house
58:00 <Kelevra> ty
58:00 <b1rd> A,  on the piss
58:00 <b1rd> so yer, should be good night
58:00 <A> LOL
58:00 <nothing> sup Kelevra :))
58:00 <A> We're talking about robot cats
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Honest Pokemon Names Gen 1 (Sep 2, 2015) Length: 3:28 - Category: People & Blogs - 72,638 views views - 406 likes (87.7%), 57 dislikes (12.3%)
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah trust me
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I fuckin pissed pants
58:00 <Raichu> kk brb
59:00 <A> Kelevra, what type of robot cat is your favorite?
59:00 <Kelevra> it's always a good night when I'm around 
59:00 <Kelevra> :)
59:00 <A> ie, if you could fight any robot cat in the world, which one would it be?
59:00 <b1rd> i'd aim for the cats eyes or throat
59:00 <b1rd> lool
59:00 <Kelevra> nothing not much, yourself?
59:00 <b1rd> true Kelevra 
59:00 <Kelevra> A I don't have a robot cat
59:00 <A> Why the fuck not
59:00 <nothing> faaa. got zelda working :D
59:00 <Raichu> LOL
59:00 <Raichu> Jailbait
00:00 <A> Are you at least drinking wine?
00:00 <b1rd> get on the piss Kelevra 
00:00 <Kelevra> god doesn't provide in ways like that epic movement when it comes to my gender
00:00 <b1rd> karrrn
00:00 <A> Let's get messy ay
00:00 <Kelevra> I don't give birth to robotic cats
00:00 <A> I can't get messy anyway
00:00 <A> I only half one bottle of red wine :(
00:00 <A> have
00:00 <nothing> ohhh, nothing else matters. Naice.
00:00 <b1rd> good
00:00 <b1rd> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> metallica
00:00 <Epi> https://vimeo.com/174597335 ^ also another pokemon name vid
00:00 <Raichu> Natures flashlight
00:00 <Raichu> Classic
00:00 <Raichu> Fleshlight*
01:00 <A> NAICE
01:00 <b1rd> more than enough
01:00 <Kelevra> invader zim is needed
01:00 <sluggz> Tallickz
01:00 <A> OH GOD
01:00 <A> APPARENTLY THIS GAME IS FULL OF STUPID CUNTS
01:00 <A> LOOK AT THIS
01:00 <A> https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81XAfFxdiUL._SL1500_.jpg
01:00 <A> YOU CANT WIN, STUPID BITCH
01:00 <Kelevra> I wanna sing the doom song
01:00 <sluggz> Doom?
01:00 <sluggz> Idkfa
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kum spelled backwards
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Niki minaj
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hi im a registered sex offeneder
02:00 <Kelevra> sluggz you're old
02:00 <sluggz> Iddqd
02:00 <Kelevra> :(
02:00 <Kelevra> does it hurt getting old?
02:00 <b1rd> gay as getting old
02:00 <sluggz> Nope
02:00 <nothing> hey
02:00 <A> Nah
02:00 <Kelevra> yay
02:00 <sluggz> I'm young af
02:00 <nothing> we don;t use that word around here.
02:00 <b1rd> u jus gotta do stupid shit then you stay young
02:00 <sluggz> 34
02:00 <A> Being mature and distinguished is way better than being a little millenial know-nothing cunt
02:00 <b1rd> lol as if
02:00 <Kelevra> shh nothing you walking corpse
02:00 <b1rd> u older than 34
02:00 <nothing> OH
02:00 <Raichu> Fuckin gold
02:00 <Raichu> HAHA yeah
02:00 <Raichu> [22:01:35] <@tozza[Mobile]> Hi im a registered sex offeneder
02:00 <Raichu> Probably the best
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A b1rd
03:00 <Kelevra> over the hill and he used a tractor to bull doze that shit
03:00 <b1rd> got its pros and cons
03:00 <Kelevra> DEM BE FIGHTING WERDZ
03:00 <sluggz> Sup kelevbro
03:00 <b1rd> bet sluggz is 54
03:00 <Kelevra> not much, this fkn great northern beer is shitous
03:00 <nothing> pretty sure im 34 or 35 not sure. 
03:00 <b1rd> the b1rd is 36 tho
03:00 <A> Fucking millenial dudes drinking coffee in a cafe with no job on all his various wi fi devices and fully expecting to be a millionaire by the time he's 30... millenial bitches in their yoga pants hoping to change the world with their dreams and knowledge of essential oils
03:00 <sluggz> Nothing show some respect mate
03:00 <b1rd> 36 for lyfe
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A big b1rd
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A slightly bigger b1rd than that
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wrongchu
04:00 <nothing> lolll
04:00 <b1rd> yeh hate those types
04:00 <b1rd> lol yoga
04:00 <b1rd> gay as fuck
04:00 <nothing> sorry kingslugzz
04:00 <Kelevra> I think I've had about 10 and I'm not feeling anything, although I have to take down the recycling and visit my storage unit soon
04:00 <Kelevra> so maybe i'll wear myself out
04:00 <b1rd> so true hey A 
04:00 <sluggz>  Furrdhy forrr boe
04:00 <sluggz> Stfu
04:00 <A> Just give them a fucking trophy for participation eh
04:00 <b1rd> loool
04:00 <A> The attitude that broke a generation
04:00 <A> Fuck that
04:00 <Kelevra> who is picking on who?
04:00 <A> Discipline the little cunts
04:00 <A> Spank the shit out of them
04:00 <b1rd> have to
04:00 <Raichu> Re-watching
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
05:00 <Kelevra> is Picard still a perve?
05:00 <A> Fuck this "You're special" you are fucking not. You are the same all singing, all dancing rotting molecular carbon based matter as everything else
05:00 <Kelevra> reckon he's hit up lisa and lumeah yet?
05:00 <sluggz> Night boes
05:00 <sluggz> :)
05:00 <Kelevra> if not imfree.org
05:00 <A> Picard is my personal fucking hero
05:00 <deadpandadolls> Well
05:00 <deadpandadolls> we know what offends Skirmish
05:00 <deadpandadolls> when you insult his wife, he bans you
05:00 <deadpandadolls> but when he abuses women on irc for yrs on end..
05:00 <deadpandadolls> he don't ban his self do he!
05:00 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
05:00 <Skirmish> No, when you threaten to beat her up like you just did ... I ban you. 
05:00 <deadpandadolls> and why did I say it
05:00 <deadpandadolls> because of how you treat women on irc
05:00 <deadpandadolls> it was comparative
05:00 <deadpandadolls> and you fell for it.
06:00 <l00peyd0g> ;o)~
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah no doubt
06:00 <sluggz> Goodnight all
06:00 <A> And I'm talking about the captain of the next generation Enterprise
06:00 <Kelevra> nie nies sluggz
06:00 <sluggz> :D
06:00 <b1rd> pictard
06:00 <A> If you're talking about someone else then he's probably a cunt
06:00 <Kelevra> aww
06:00 <b1rd> night sluggz 
06:00 <l00peyd0g> cya Lwaxana
06:00 <Kelevra> isn't the actual picard dead from the enterprise?
06:00 <sluggz> Night lwaxy
06:00 <b1rd> nighty night Lwaxana 
06:00 <deadpandadolls> like the abusive guy you are
06:00 <Skirmish> Compare it to one single occasion I have threatened to beat a women irl and I will remove the ban. 
06:00 <deadpandadolls> Don't talk shit Skirmish, it's how irc is played, remember because you said it
06:00 <deadpandadolls> what
06:00 <deadpandadolls> guy don't twist it
06:00 <Skirmish> You said it was comparitive. Compare it. 
06:00 <deadpandadolls> you abuse the shit outta Lumeah, you say the grossest things to her on here
06:00 <deadpandadolls> and about her womb
06:00 <deadpandadolls> and you think I let you off lightly
06:00 <Skirmish> I doubt she has one. 
07:00 <sluggz> Lol cya guys
07:00 <Kelevra> reckon they do it for the lulz?
07:00 <Kelevra> I'd bang waxy
07:00 <b1rd> she hot?
07:00 <l00peyd0g> hehehehehehe
07:00 <Kelevra> she's a teacher, aren't they all hot?
07:00 <b1rd> spose
07:00 <deadpandadolls> and now you have to say it in front of all irc to keep face?
07:00 <deadpandadolls> brother.
07:00 <deadpandadolls> I doubt she has one
07:00 <deadpandadolls> can't help yourself.
07:00 <deadpandadolls> my god
07:00 <deadpandadolls> thx man.
07:00 <deadpandadolls> [21:36] <+deadpandadolls> and about her womb [21:36] <Skirmish> I doubt she has one. 
07:00 <b1rd> Yep
07:00 <deadpandadolls> Couldn't help yourself could ya.
07:00 <deadpandadolls> had to come out right
07:00 <b1rd> U fkd sperm
08:00 <b1rd> reckon she'd instruct her partners how to go about banging her?
08:00 <b1rd> loool
08:00 <b1rd> no not like that, do like this son
08:00 <b1rd> ahhh thats better
08:00 <A> OMG
08:00 <b1rd> lucky she gone lol
08:00 <A> APPRENTLY ONLY SERIOUSLY DEMENTED DUMB CUNTS PLAY THIS GAME
08:00 <A> LOOK WHAT THIS FUCKING DUNCE IS TRYING TO FIGHT
08:00 <A> https://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1365/13658182/3079324-horizonzerodawn_e32016_hackbot_1465873627.jpg
08:00 <deadpandadolls> fuuuuck me man
08:00 <deadpandadolls> owned
08:00 <deadpandadolls> owned himself.
08:00 <deadpandadolls> fucking loser.
08:00 <deadpandadolls> way to prove a point asshole.
08:00 <deadpandadolls> that's a real human being
08:00 <deadpandadolls> with emotions you ought to apologise to.
08:00 <deadpandadolls> ban the dude sticks up for the abused
08:00 <Raichu> tozza[Mobile]: Jewish Starmie
08:00 <deadpandadolls> BAN ME
08:00 <deadpandadolls> IDC
09:00 <b1rd> robot spiderman!
09:00 <Kelevra> nothing I have to go but if these nigger fuckfaces fuck with you, I've got your back, I'll buttfuck them with stuff or shove lemons and stuff in their bits or I'll do something
09:00 <Kelevra> hell I'll shove your 90's keyboard up their shafts
09:00 <A> Sounds like Kelevra's got a seriously well thought-out plan of attack
09:00 <Raichu> Relevant to your work
09:00 <deadpandadolls> want to be around an asshole like you skirmish
09:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't know any guys irl would put up with it, irl
09:00 <deadpandadolls> you'd be dead.
09:00 <The_Conductor> That should be a pretty clear indicator that it doesn't occur in real life then right? 
09:00 <The_Conductor> Logic. 
09:00 <deadpandadolls> [21:36] <+deadpandadolls> and about her womb [21:36] <Skirmish> I doubt she has one. 
09:00 <deadpandadolls> shoosh now.
09:00 <deadpandadolls> You've been replaced by your ego.
10:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's very well planned *rubs hands together and gives everyone the evil eye*
10:00 <MickTaylor> lolllllllll
10:00 <MickTaylor> Sup gang
10:00 <Kelevra> he's a nice guy..
10:00 <A> [22:06] <+Kelevra> isn't the actual picard dead from the enterprise?
10:00 <A> What the fuck
10:00 <A> No, cumnt
10:00 <A> Picard is an ADMINRAL NOW
10:00 <A> ADMIRAL
10:00 <Kelevra> really
10:00 <Kelevra> wasn't he the weird looking dude?
10:00 <A> I dunno
10:00 <Kelevra> the one who died last year
10:00 <The_Conductor> Can you confirm that she has one? Have you seen it? 
10:00 <deadpandadolls> And that can go fuck it-self.
10:00 <deadpandadolls> act like an abusive male does
10:00 <Arbition> Stating she doesn't have one is also a positive assertion and equally needs to be proved
10:00 <deadpandadolls> it's something abusive males do Arbition
10:00 <deadpandadolls> they have to prove "a point"
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Raichu - whats the one thats like electric boogaloo
10:00 <deadpandadolls> a point that doesnt exist.
11:00 <b1rd> we hold the fort dw Kelevra 
11:00 <A> Wait did he
11:00 <Kelevra> the white white guy?
11:00 <A> NAH
11:00 <A> He can't have
11:00 <A> Let me look
11:00 <Kelevra> he was like super white, almost see through?
11:00 <b1rd> hey white is right!
11:00 <b1rd> :P
11:00 <A> Nah
11:00 <A> Cunt's still kickin
11:00 <Kelevra> I bet he didddddddd
11:00 <A> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Stewart
11:00 <Kelevra> well one of those original cunts died
11:00 <A> He still here
11:00 <A> He's not an original cunt
11:00 <b1rd> jus coz ya go off irc doesn't mean ya die lol
11:00 <A> He's The Next Generation
11:00 <Wrongchu> Pokeball
11:00 <Wrongchu> Al-Quaeda
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
11:00 <Wrongchu> Jailbait
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Smelly pineapple
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Execute order 66
11:00 <Wrongchu> Barely Legal
11:00 <Wrongchu> Milf
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
11:00 <The_Conductor> Arbition: under any level of scrutiny I would have folded. It was a move to provoke the continuation of the wall of text from deadpandadolls for my own childish amusement. 
11:00 <Wrongchu> Pedobait
11:00 <Wrongchu> Toyboy
11:00 <Wrongchu> Dilf
12:00 <Kelevra> oh gosh
12:00 <nothing> LOLL
12:00 <nothing> wtf
12:00 <Kelevra> see this is how you know you're old
12:00 <A> How old are you Kelevra
12:00 <nothing> ok
12:00 <Kelevra> YOU KNOW you're OLD
12:00 <Kelevra> well wait i might just be cooler
12:00 <nothing> Thanks Kelevra, lucky i have my gumboots on today :D
12:00 <Kelevra> I'm 31
12:00 <b1rd> wish i was 31
12:00 <A> That's not old :(
12:00 <Kelevra> nothing see cause you're a classy ass bitch
12:00 <b1rd> best age, coz u still got drive
12:00 <tobor> good evening
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> there are the other gen pokemon aswell but i dont really know them pokemons
12:00 <Wrongchu> My fave is still "Hi I'm a registered sex offender"
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lung cancer
12:00 <tobor> Wrongchu, tozza[Mobile], The_Conductor
12:00 <Arbition> The_Conductor: Yes, I gather. However, given how much other shit Lumeah gets, I felt it unjustified and in need of a response
12:00 <Wrongchu> Evening tobor
13:00 <nothing> *splashes*
13:00 <A> Bitches get their strongest drive around 35
13:00 <b1rd> 35 all downhill from there
13:00 <A> Dudes get it at 16 LOL
13:00 <b1rd> yeh
13:00 <Kelevra> oh what so there's more to go?
13:00 <b1rd> awww
13:00 <Kelevra> LOL
13:00 <b1rd> don't break my delusions
13:00 <b1rd> :P
13:00 <b1rd> true tho
13:00 <b1rd> was a tank at 16
13:00 <A> Mate
13:00 <A> I've fucked everything
13:00 <A> They call me Falcon 501
13:00 <b1rd> 21 not badd
13:00 <A> Cause I fucked 500 bitches
13:00 <A> And one dude
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup robot
13:00 <Arbition> This conversation does not exist in isolation
13:00 <tobor> ahoy-hoy!
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hello smithers you are quite good at turning me on
13:00 <Wrongchu> Hahahaha
14:00 <b1rd> 25, best age for rooting
14:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
14:00 <b1rd> for man anyway
14:00 <b1rd> then slowly fades away
14:00 <Kelevra> I do not recollect that joke
14:00 <Kelevra> OLD MAN
14:00 <b1rd> might get on the roids soon lol, get me doc to write up script
14:00 <A> I never done roids eh
14:00 <A> I never done anything really
14:00 <b1rd> me either, but keen as
14:00 <b1rd> roids and viagra doc, i not moving till u write script!
14:00 <Wrongchu> Smithers take off my belt
14:00 <Wrongchu> With pleasure sir!
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
14:00 <Kelevra> haaha
14:00 <deadpandadolls> <The_Conductor> Arbition: under any level of scrutiny I would have folded.
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> mothers lock up your daughters smithers is on the town
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ahahah exactly sir
14:00 <Kelevra> TOBORRRR
14:00 <deadpandadolls> You do understand, exactly
14:00 <deadpandadolls> what that says about you Skirmish.
14:00 <Kelevra> HORDOOOOR
14:00 <tobor> uhh, you should probably ignore that
14:00 <deadpandadolls> It's ridiculous, that you proceed with an argument.
14:00 <The_Conductor> Arbition: Lumeah isn't an innocent participant. She's just not as apt in returning the fire she draws her way, figuratively speaking.
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> release the hounds
14:00 <Wrongchu> He said he was gonna give me a fisting
14:00 <deadpandadolls> It is a lost cause.
14:00 <Kelevra> stfu joshua
14:00 <Wrongchu> What's this about a fisting?
15:00 <b1rd> don't care about side effects brah
15:00 <b1rd> jus hook a brother up Lol
15:00 <A> I never put a drug into my body, other than alcohol, that wasn't prescribed by my doccer
15:00 <b1rd> fair good effort
15:00 <A> Well
15:00 <A> Secondary weed smoke
15:00 <A> All my mates weed
15:00 <Sutekh> haha
15:00 <A> Dunno if that counts lol
15:00 <b1rd> didn't inhale tho
15:00 <b1rd> narrr
15:00 <nothing> loll
15:00 <Sutekh> some dodgy doctors around 
15:00 <b1rd> lol all good
15:00 <b1rd> Sutekh!
15:00 <MICKY-8-ball> good everning all
15:00 <deadpandadolls> I beat a woman, but she wasn't exactly an innocent participant.
15:00 <deadpandadolls> STOP TRYING TO GUAGE SOMEBODY'S INSECURITIES.
15:00 <tobor> hey MICKY-8-ball
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Contact spanish for som RIMMING
15:00 <tobor> deadpandadolls.
15:00 <deadpandadolls> that's fucked up The_Conductor
15:00 <MICKY-8-ball> how are we all
15:00 <MICKY-8-ball> this everning
15:00 <deadpandadolls> Arbition is a good guy doesn't need me to speak for him, certainly doesn't need you to convince him of your intentions in life.
15:00 <deadpandadolls> fuck me
15:00 <The_Conductor> Can you please point out a time I have met this person you claim I have beat up deadpandadolls? 
15:00 <deadpandadolls> god damn pathetic
16:00 <b1rd> yehh true
16:00 <Sutekh> b1rddddddddddd
16:00 <b1rd> mines fairly onto me tho
16:00 <b1rd> :)
16:00 <b1rd> watttup Sutekh 
16:00 <A> Alright cunts I'm gonna go watch star trek
16:00 <A> And finish this bottle
16:00 <b1rd> then sleep
16:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, fa
16:00 <A> Nah
16:00 <b1rd> bs
16:00 <A> I'll be back after star trek ay
16:00 <b1rd> sleeeeep lol
16:00 <A> :P
16:00 <A> No way
16:00 <A> Fuck that
16:00 <b1rd> bet u wont
16:00 <Sutekh> just listening to trance
16:00 <A> I don't have to work until midday tomorrow
16:00 <nothing> nicee
16:00 <b1rd> you'll be ZZZZZZ
16:00 <A> Well I got a manager's meeting at 11 :(
16:00 <b1rd> in front of telly
16:00 <Arbition> The_Conductor: So he who returns fires wins. I guess it is the way of the world. I am just disappointed that someone who should consider themselves this intelligent would excersise it anyway.
16:00 <deadpandadolls> You deserve to be beaten, for this shit.
16:00 <The_Conductor> Arbition is a good guy. I respect what he has to say. He's proven he's not a fool. 
16:00 <deadpandadolls> He had to prove his self to you?
16:00 <deadpandadolls> We all do!
16:00 <deadpandadolls> jesus here
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Smithers into the spruce moose
16:00 <deadpandadolls> JESUS OVER HERE!
16:00 <Wrongchu> tozza[Mobile]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7jOzQC3XOw
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Best 'Smithers Is Gay' Moments (May 1, 2016) Length: - Category: Entertainment - 421,575 views views - 4,038 likes (97.2%), 118 dislikes (2.8%)
16:00 <The_Conductor> Yeah that's how human interaction works deadpandadolls. 
17:00 <b1rd> yeh get some rest
17:00 <A> I don't have to get up until about 9
17:00 <A> 930
17:00 <b1rd> us loons will still be here tomorrow
17:00 <A> So if I get up at 930
17:00 <b1rd> no excuse!
17:00 <b1rd> lol
17:00 <A> I don't have to sleep until about 3 or 4
17:00 <A> So I got heaps of time
17:00 <A> Lol
17:00 <b1rd> impossible to reason with ya lol
17:00 <Kelevra> wow I did a winning move
17:00 <b1rd> ok ok
17:00 <b1rd> we see u back in a bit
17:00 <A> Kelevra, do you mean a Fatality?
17:00 <A> :P
17:00 <deadpandadolls> hot flash Skirmish
17:00 <deadpandadolls> [21:46] <Arbition> The_Conductor: So he who returns fires wins. I guess it is the way of the world. I am just disappointed that someone who should consider themselves this intelligent would excersise it anyway.
17:00 <MICKY-8-ball> tobor sup
17:00 <Arbition> No, perhaps I am being hypocritical
17:00 <deadpandadolls> that and a nickel gets you a cup of coffee
18:00 <Kelevra> I went outside for a smoke, I burped then farted and came back inside to do a pee in the toilet mind you
18:00 <b1rd> did a grouse shit earlier
18:00 <Kelevra> all I had to do was vomit, shit and my whole main stream would be the best record ever
18:00 <A> I'm glad you clarified "in the toilet" cause I would have assumed otherwise
18:00 <amelia> you're jus full of bodily functions tonight
18:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLL
18:00 <Kelevra> A I had to clarify it
18:00 <A> lolol
18:00 <Kelevra> I got game
18:00 <b1rd> clear as mud
18:00 <b1rd> :)
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaah wrongchu
18:00 <tobor> not a lot
18:00 <deadpandadolls> self induced isolation doesn't work on irc, of course, arguments will prevail, a winner's chosen by the people that read it
18:00 <tobor> just going through Kelevra's mail
19:00 <nothing> loll
19:00 <A> My ex would pee anywhere
19:00 <b1rd> :P
19:00 <b1rd> like me
19:00 <A> She used to hike the skirt and sort of "sit" against a wall
19:00 <b1rd> pissing contest
19:00 <nothing> lolll
19:00 <Kelevra> yeah who said that
19:00 <b1rd> piss walking backwards
19:00 <nothing> classy as
19:00 <A> Yep
19:00 <b1rd> in a hurry can't stop lol
19:00 <Kelevra> I read it and was like 'what a boss'
19:00 <b1rd> builds ya legs up too, different muscles walking backwards
19:00 <Kelevra> peeing and leaning against a wall can be dangerous for a woman
19:00 <b1rd> fences and trees 
19:00 <b1rd> good fun
19:00 <deadpandadolls> popularism is what drives a forum like irc
19:00 <Arbition> I did get pissed at b1rd when he had a go at me. But the thing is, I don't know who started what
19:00 <deadpandadolls> and not unlike every other
19:00 <Arbition> in all these other cases
19:00 <deadpandadolls> I got pissed at b1rd too
19:00 <Arbition> I do not pour over everything everyone says, despite my constant presence
19:00 <deadpandadolls> but then I realised that he is chill and was provoking me for ufn
19:00 <deadpandadolls> fun*
19:00 <deadpandadolls> and we are friends now.
20:00 <Kelevra> the pee can trickle into your asshole and run down
20:00 <b1rd> would require skillz
20:00 <b1rd> eeee
20:00 <A> Kelevra why dangerous
20:00 <Kelevra> I suppose it's a good disinfectant for the asshole
20:00 <A> What
20:00 <A> How the fuck does piss drip upwards into your asshole
20:00 <Kelevra> I'm just speculating
20:00 <nothing> this convo got rather moist all of a sudden
20:00 <A> Like
20:00 <A> Seriously
20:00 <A> have you ever pissed before
20:00 <Kelevra> well pee goes down
20:00 <A> Like EVER
20:00 <A> I'jm fairly sure you're female
20:00 <Kelevra> unless you projectile in a ratio
20:00 <A> So I'd think you'd know what you're tlaking about
20:00 <A> Lol
20:00 <deadpandadolls> constant presense
20:00 <deadpandadolls> as in you don't disconnect?
20:00 <The_Conductor> I don't think I win Arbition. I think it's more the establishment of boundaries in a digital world. Not very well articulated but deliberate none the less.  
20:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I bring you love
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dontbe afraid
20:00 <deadpandadolls> it's not about winning
20:00 <deadpandadolls> it never is
20:00 <deadpandadolls> no argument, ever formed, is about winning
20:00 <The_Conductor> That's incorrect. 
20:00 <Arbition> Not winning the argument, no
20:00 <deadpandadolls> it's about forming an opinoin, being open to it, being open to liars, open to truth
21:00 <Kelevra> was her ass flat or fat?
21:00 <b1rd> lol nothing 
21:00 <Kelevra> you can sort of piss on the back of your ankles if you don't position yourself
21:00 <Kelevra> but that's another speculation
21:00 <b1rd> write thesis on topic Kelevra 
21:00 <Kelevra> I should hey
21:00 <b1rd> yeppp
21:00 <b1rd> you'd get funding
21:00 <Kelevra> 'how to pee right in public'
21:00 <b1rd> easy
21:00 <b1rd> yepp
21:00 <The_Conductor> Nobody argues without an intent to win it. 
21:00 <deadpandadolls> open to the wind.
21:00 <Arbition> It is about winning reputation
21:00 <deadpandadolls> I do not argue with intent to win
21:00 <deadpandadolls> I ask to learn.
21:00 <The_Conductor> You don't argue then. You discuss. 
21:00 <deadpandadolls> okay, sure, discuss
21:00 <deadpandadolls> heatedly
21:00 <deadpandadolls> real hot
21:00 <Wrongchu> tozza[Mobile]
21:00 <deadpandadolls> see Arbition, I don't care about rep
21:00 <deadpandadolls> I have real life rep.
21:00 <Wrongchu> "Come on Homer, I'm insisting on a fisting!"
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh?
21:00 <deadpandadolls> I care about that rep.
22:00 <b1rd> there was one done for man pissing
22:00 <b1rd> which angle to minimize splashback
22:00 <nothing> a thesis ?
22:00 <nothing> wtf.
22:00 <b1rd> yep
22:00 <b1rd> nar true
22:00 <b1rd> when pissing in diff toilets
22:00 <nothing> maybe i could become a professor then.
22:00 <b1rd> all about stopping the splashback lol
22:00 <b1rd> easy
22:00 <Kelevra> it's like an essay but for fucktards who decide they want hecs fees to be in uni
22:00 <b1rd> not hard in AU to be professor
22:00 <Kelevra> nothing haven't you learnt anything?
22:00 <deadpandadolls> jennifer lawrence sleeps and pees in public
22:00 <nothing> ummm.
22:00 <deadpandadolls> a lot.
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lololol
22:00 <Wrongchu> "What's this about a fisting?"
22:00 <The_Conductor> You asked me a question tonight. I answered it. You launched into a tirade of abuse directed at my wife and son that has lasted well over an hour. I don't think you're smart enough to learn anything from what you have demonstrated to me. 
22:00 <deadpandadolls> No I dropped the son part
22:00 <deadpandadolls> when raichu said so
22:00 <Wrongchu> Smithers rocks
22:00 <deadpandadolls> I apologised.
22:00 <deadpandadolls> and meant it.
22:00 <Wrongchu> deadpandadolls speaks truth there The_Conductor
22:00 <deadpandadolls> I used what was a pressure point for you, and in the end it was enough
22:00 <The_Conductor> Do you even comprehend the double standard of ranting for hours about defending women that are being abused whilst you abuse my wife? 
22:00 <deadpandadolls> and you acted on it.
22:00 <Wrongchu> When I said no kids, he did stop and apologise
22:00 <The_Conductor> Of course you do not. 
23:00 <b1rd> jus get down on the right cocks
23:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
23:00 <nothing> I can tie my shoes.
23:00 <nothing> LOLL
23:00 <b1rd> yep, u win then
23:00 <Kelevra> [22:22:35] <+nothing> I've learnt that I totally love you Melanie
23:00 <b1rd> :P
23:00 <Kelevra> OH NO
23:00 <nothing> oh wow.
23:00 <Kelevra> :P
23:00 <A> She had a bit of ass
23:00 <A> But she was reasonably skinny
23:00 <nothing> musta've been on the piss hard that night.
23:00 <A> Model etc
23:00 <A> I can't say I've ever pissed on ym ass
23:00 <A> I don't think I could do it if I had to
23:00 <Kelevra> hello tharrr captain
23:00 <deadpandadolls> You don't manipulate half way through
23:00 <The_Conductor> lol a pressure point. 
23:00 <deadpandadolls> you devise a senario
23:00 <deadpandadolls> and play it from the beginning.
23:00 <deadpandadolls> and hope for the outcome.
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> [[[[[pong]]]]]
23:00 <Wrongchu> Only low life scum bring peoples kids into anything
23:00 <deadpandadolls> The outcome came.
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Give ops to pong
23:00 <deadpandadolls> You lost yourself in it.
23:00 <Arbition> ok for those of us not there, what time (+timezone) did this start?
23:00 <deadpandadolls> You gave in to me.
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pong bring melbourne glory
23:00 <Wrongchu> `deluser [[[[[pong]]]]]]
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
23:00 <deadpandadolls> I do it because I can, The_Conductor.
24:00 <A> Partay
24:00 <b1rd> bs 
24:00 <A> Can you piss on your ass?
24:00 <partay> A cant say that ive ever managed to do that
24:00 <A> Do you reckon you could if there was $1000 bucks in it for you?
24:00 <partay> nor tried
24:00 <MiaOneness1> LOL
24:00 <b1rd> grand ay
24:00 <Kelevra> A I can piss on my own asshole
24:00 <partay> id have to fountain it 
24:00 <b1rd> hrrrm 
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He always pms me saying ops please
24:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't give a shit if you apologise or not.
24:00 <deadpandadolls> that's not for me to decide.
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I say you can have voice
24:00 <deadpandadolls> It's for you to decide.
24:00 <deadpandadolls> I play you because you are desperate for attention and your motives are obvious.
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Today ill pick the arch window thanks
24:00 <deadpandadolls> ie it's fun
24:00 <deadpandadolls> because you are as weak as the people you abuse on irc.
25:00 <A> Kelevra, evidence?
25:00 <partay> but for $1000 id at least give it a go
25:00 <Kelevra> it's happened
25:00 <b1rd> id piss anywhere for a grand lol
25:00 <A> I guess you could tubgirl it
25:00 <A> And aim into the air so that it falls abck down on your asshole
25:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
25:00 <Kelevra> I'd do it for free
25:00 <nothing> lolllll
25:00 <b1rd> must video
25:00 <A> Kelevra, pics
25:00 <nothing> do it now.
25:00 <Kelevra> nah 
25:00 <A> I want to see the piss coming out of your pussy and landing on your date
25:00 <partay> i snapped a picture of tozza[Mobile] fishing
25:00 <deadpandadolls> and they are just people
25:00 <Arbition> So you've both stated you're in it for the lulz
25:00 <deadpandadolls> that makes you a target.
25:00 <The_Conductor> A lesson you should have learnt a long time ago deadpandadolls. I don't have pressure points on irc. It's a pc screen filled with pixels. Some worth reading. Some worth interacting with. A lot worth ignoring. To have a pressure point this pixelated world would have to extend into my real life. It doesn't. Nice work trying though. 
25:00 <deadpandadolls> not lols
25:00 <deadpandadolls> because I have nothing better to do.
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Used to love that rocket clock too
25:00 <deadpandadolls> than bring down some wannabe irc super-hero
25:00 <deadpandadolls> fulla his self.
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa is pinging bro
26:00 <partay> A ease up
26:00 <Kelevra> nah I don't need to pee but I can get someone to vouch someday
26:00 <nothing> LOL
26:00 <b1rd> shut up partay ya gay cun
26:00 <A> Partya, just being clear :P
26:00 <b1rd> lolll
26:00 <Kelevra> oh wait
26:00 <partay> then robot pissed on everyone
26:00 <Kelevra> I'm thinking of cummmmmmmm
26:00 <Kelevra> MY BAD
26:00 <A> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
26:00 <Kelevra> HAHAHAHA
26:00 <nothing> Hohoh
26:00 <tobor> hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gaaaaal
26:00 <b1rd> ohh lets go there why not
26:00 <b1rd> :)
26:00 <A> Kelevra do you squirt
26:00 <tobor> hello
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> !ping
26:00 <deadpandadolls> You learnt a lesson tonight, stop back-tracking.
26:00 <deadpandadolls> irl I'd just hit you.
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 10:26 PM <lx> [tozza[Mobile] PING reply]: 0.Seconds
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> WOOOO
26:00 <The_Conductor> That says a lot about you deadpandadolls. 
26:00 <deadpandadolls> Ya not smart
26:00 <deadpandadolls> ya fall for traps
26:00 <Wrongchu> !ping
26:00 <deadpandadolls> ya take it out on people like Lumeah, that are not as smart as you
26:00 <deadpandadolls> because it  makes you feel good.
26:00 <Wrongchu> [22:26:17] -lx- 10[Wrongchu PING reply]: 00,0.12Seconds
26:00 <deadpandadolls> I pwn you
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hi five
26:00 <deadpandadolls> and ya cant take it.
26:00 <deadpandadolls> I like to see abusive males squirm
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 121 secs LAWLLLL
26:00 <The_Conductor> So which is it? "people' I abuse as in plural or just lumeah? 
27:00 <Tim-Sim> feral
27:00 <A> Tim-Sim has a boner
27:00 <nothing> hey Tim-Sim :)
27:00 <tobor> how are you all doing?
27:00 <Kelevra> neh I can't squirt
27:00 <Kelevra> I tried
27:00 <Tim-Sim> hi nothing 
27:00 <deadpandadolls> I've beaten dudes irl deserved it
27:00 <deadpandadolls> you're lucky this isn't irl
27:00 <deadpandadolls> it'd be more personal.
27:00 <deadpandadolls> You lost your own fight.
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> let street fighter decide
27:00 <partay> deadpandadolls lol
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Or tekken your choice
27:00 <deadpandadolls> accept it and apologise.
27:00 <deadpandadolls> played out bro
27:00 <partay> homeless people dont count
27:00 <deadpandadolls> ya pathetic skirmie
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb lisa
27:00 <deadpandadolls> stop feeding in
27:00 <deadpandadolls> idiot.
27:00 <The_Conductor> Yes I am lucky this isn't real life deadpandadolls. Because then I would know a scumbag like you irl. I am happy to say right now I don't think I do. 
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha paraty
27:00 <partay> shush
27:00 <partay> tozza[Mobile] sup nigs
28:00 <A> I don't get it
28:00 <A> Why would you want to?
28:00 <b1rd> practice makes perfect Kelevra 
28:00 <A> It's messy as fuck
28:00 <A> If I could cum without actually firing cum everywhere I would lol
28:00 <Kelevra> I'd not do it in my own bed
28:00 <A> Bed
28:00 <A> Who the fuck has sex in a bed these days
28:00 <Kelevra> if I could I'd surprise attack anyone and everyone
28:00 <A> Plain vanilla boring cunce :P
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shaddap
28:00 <deadpandadolls> ahah
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> not alot
28:00 <deadpandadolls> good for you.
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fishing this morning
28:00 <partay> nice
28:00 <deadpandadolls> you can stop talking to me now.
28:00 <partay> livin the dream
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Got a good haul
28:00 <Arbition> I still don't see how any of this is funny or amusing
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Had a few beers and 2 snapper before i came too work
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Was effn lovely
29:00 <A> LOLOL
29:00 <b1rd> yes, one must never fuck in bed
29:00 <b1rd> should be made illegal
29:00 <A> Well
29:00 <A> Except wakeup sex
29:00 <A> That's a thing
29:00 <A> BUt other than that
29:00 <A> Fuck that
29:00 <The_Conductor> And just think .... this massive tirade all started because I said I didn't want to watch your doco. lol
29:00 <partay> all bow before tozza[Mobile]
29:00 <deadpandadolls> it's not supposed to be funny Arbition nor amusing
29:00 <The_Conductor> Arbition: You are right. It's just sad now. 
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yar bishhes
29:00 <deadpandadolls> the point was he'd fall in to my trap
29:00 <deadpandadolls> and he did
29:00 <deadpandadolls> and wouldn't apoligise to Lumeah for his abuse toward her.
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Partay
29:00 <deadpandadolls> and he didn't
30:00 <Kelevra> k I'm bored and there's a male on my couch giving me the evil 'get off irc look'
30:00 <A> Lol kelevra
30:00 <nothing> llolll
30:00 <partay> Kelevra quick go service him and come back
30:00 <A> Tell him he's just gonna hafta jerk off tonight cause you're busy on irc
30:00 <b1rd> ride him out
30:00 <b1rd> irc on fone same time lol
30:00 <b1rd> then back to irc proppa
30:00 <tobor> car rego due, $700 boooooo
30:00 <Kelevra> nah he totally digs me
30:00 <nothing> give blowie put him on irc
30:00 <b1rd> yes
30:00 <nothing> we ask him how it's going
30:00 <b1rd> uploadz
30:00 <Kelevra> it's hard to find someone as mental as me
30:00 <deadpandadolls> none of this is funny
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh hold on still uploading
30:00 <deadpandadolls> Arbition, none of it.
30:00 <Arbition> I noticed
30:00 <deadpandadolls> TheDarkTruth
30:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish
30:00 <deadpandadolls> I planned this out earlier
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/BLU7KWNU/IMG_0754.JPG
30:00 <deadpandadolls> and effected it
30:00 <deadpandadolls> to show you for who you really are.
30:00 <deadpandadolls> and you've done nothing but prove a point.
31:00 <partay> robot... yah what a rort
31:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
31:00 <A> Are you mental Kelevra
31:00 <A> What's the most awesome thing you ever been arrested for?
31:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm not certified
31:00 <Kelevra> but I am very careless
31:00 <Kelevra> most awesome thing to be arrested for?
31:00 <Kelevra> it's not awesome to be arrested
31:00 <A> No
31:00 <Kelevra> I've done a lot of stupid shit
31:00 <b1rd>  <--- proud type 2 psychopath
31:00 <A> I didn't say it was
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This shit is so fucking funny
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/GjsnYmi4z0U
31:00 <deadpandadolls> what did you say about her womb
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vitas - 7th Element (2002) :D (Dec 21, 2015) Length: 4:08 - Category: Music - 11,344,121 views views - 119,518 likes (95.8%), 5,270 dislikes (4.2%)
31:00 <deadpandadolls> id she even has one.
31:00 <deadpandadolls> if*
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U needa watch atleast hlf of it
31:00 <deadpandadolls> no offense intended.
31:00 <President_Trump> deadpandadolls
31:00 <President_Trump> are you ready to apologise yet?
31:00 <deadpandadolls> I'd apoligise to that woman before laws are effected
31:00 <deadpandadolls> where she can charge you.
31:00 <deadpandadolls> because she actually could.
31:00 <deadpandadolls> if she wanted to.
31:00 <deadpandadolls> And you would go to jail boy
32:00 <b1rd> always arrested
32:00 <A> But what'sthe most awesome thing you've done, that resulted in the secondary effect of being arrested :)
32:00 <nothing> sometimes, it's just better to be arrested
32:00 <b1rd> copsll get me they always do lol
32:00 <Kelevra> most embarressing courtcases were for assulting police officers and running a car unlicensed into a pub whilst drink driving 
32:00 <A> Getting arrested isn't awesome, but the awesome shit you did that got you arrested was awesome :)
32:00 <b1rd> cool Kelevra 
32:00 <Kelevra> arson which I didn't do
32:00 <President_Trump> deadpandadolls when will you apologise to Skirmish for posting his kids pic all over irc?
32:00 <Arbition> the fuck
32:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish, go ooze.
32:00 <Wrongchu> She would need to prove who is on the other end
32:00 <Arbition> Skirmish hasn't identified himself, how could anyone have pictures of his kids
32:00 <partay> tozza[Mobile] is the new rex hunt
32:00 <deadpandadolls> President_Trump posted a pic of his kid in pm to me Arbition
32:00 <President_Trump> josh has pics of his kid, he's posted them on irc before lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Flex cunt
32:00 <deadpandadolls> he saves pics of people n stuff
32:00 <deadpandadolls> President_Trump
32:00 <deadpandadolls> don't lie dude.
33:00 <A> Oh wait is that the story that keeps going around that you burned your own place
33:00 <b1rd> i wuv the stuff i didn't get ressted for most
33:00 <Kelevra> arsen? shit I don't even know how to spell it
33:00 <tobor> lol Kelevra, really?
33:00 <Kelevra> but yeah that was a shocker
33:00 <A> It's Arson
33:00 <tobor> you're hardcore, man
33:00 <A> everybody says you torched your own shit
33:00 <A> But that's IRC
33:00 <Kelevra> nope, I'm not hardcore
33:00 <Kelevra> I WAS a dumbass
33:00 <l00peyd0g> yup
33:00 <partay> Kelevra you are rad
33:00 <tobor> i dunno, i've never run into a pub before
33:00 <b1rd> next time don't get court. lol
33:00 <Kelevra> I'm still a dumbass but I'm legit nowadays
33:00 <tobor> don't get court.
33:00 <A> I think I'd respect you just as much for torching your own shit lol
33:00 <President_Trump> what sorta sicko posts other peoples kids on irc - sicko with the name of deadpandadolls
33:00 <deadpandadolls> that's what the fox does, to smell his own den first
33:00 <deadpandadolls> is to blame other people.
33:00 <deadpandadolls> like you just did.
33:00 <Arbition> I do watch the blame game carefully
33:00 <deadpandadolls> You've posted pics to me and conversations.
33:00 <deadpandadolls> and then, you wait for me to post his pic
34:00 <l00peyd0g> 'caught'
34:00 <b1rd> yes i know l00peyd0g 
34:00 <A> I think the misspelling "court" still applies lol
34:00 <tobor> your face still applies
34:00 <b1rd> was deliberate
34:00 <b1rd> lol
34:00 <tobor> mr partay what's the haps?
34:00 <Kelevra> eh I fucked up so I had court over running into the pub and the assulting police
34:00 <Arbition> How else could anyone analyse politicians
34:00 <deadpandadolls> even though it's his kids pic
34:00 <deadpandadolls> and laugh at him
34:00 <deadpandadolls> so that he says to me I am laughing at him about his kid
34:00 <deadpandadolls> and you back off
34:00 <President_Trump> ?
34:00 <deadpandadolls> and laugh to yourself
34:00 <deadpandadolls> about the storm you created.
34:00 <deadpandadolls> That's weak
34:00 <President_Trump> u messaged me once u had a pic of his kid, and i was like wtf, next thing u are posting it all over irc
34:00 <deadpandadolls> and why do you save peoples kids pics President_Trump.
34:00 <deadpandadolls> no no no
34:00 <deadpandadolls> You pmd me and you know it
34:00 <President_Trump> when will u apologise to Skirmish?
34:00 <deadpandadolls> you set me up
34:00 <deadpandadolls> where would I have gotten the pic trump?
35:00 <Kelevra> the police thing was scary
35:00 <A> Did you bash a cop lol
35:00 <b1rd> didya win?
35:00 <Kelevra> cause I didn't know it was two policeman
35:00 <Kelevra> well I got a punch in on one and choked the other then got the big smash down
35:00 <nothing> hectic as.
35:00 <b1rd> nice
35:00 <Kelevra> and then on top of that they got me with weed
35:00 <b1rd> :)
35:00 <Kelevra> and resisting arrest
35:00 <b1rd> dohhh
35:00 <Kelevra> wasn't a fun night
35:00 <A> Sounds like a bust I did once
35:00 <b1rd> yeh Kelevra is hardcore
35:00 <A> Mighta been me than arrested you lol
35:00 <deadpandadolls> bashing cops is fun
35:00 <deadpandadolls> when I'm hardly on irc
35:00 <deadpandadolls> and am not involved with the shit posting you guys are in to
35:00 <President_Trump> you are hardly on irc? lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
35:00 <deadpandadolls> the shit you do all the time
35:00 <deadpandadolls> tell me man
35:00 <President_Trump> you are MR IRC
35:00 <deadpandadolls> where does a guy like me
35:00 <deadpandadolls> get peoples pics
35:00 <deadpandadolls> when he is not concerned with irc
35:00 <deadpandadolls> and you are?
35:00 <Arbition> President_Trump is very careful to never talk about himself, and always about others.
35:00 <deadpandadolls> bye
35:00 <partay> deadpandadolls & President_Trump you guys should just fuck already
35:00 <deadpandadolls> always
36:00 <partay> robot just livin the dream... trying to match the robot when is comes to pwning life.
36:00 <deadpandadolls> i been to court over bashin 2 cops b4
36:00 <deadpandadolls> got a nice slap on the wrist 2
36:00 <b1rd> lollllll
36:00 <Kelevra> eh he's cracked it, thanks heaps bitches, I'm out for now
36:00 <Kelevra> :(
36:00 <tobor> lol partay, nice
36:00 <partay> lol
36:00 <A> Lol just grab his cock and he'll shut up
36:00 <b1rd> night night Kelevra 
36:00 <nothing> you a cop wtfff ?
36:00 <tobor> ciao Kelevra
36:00 <nothing> loll
36:00 <Kelevra> be backith tomorrow night fuckerz
36:00 <tobor> Kelevra is off to bash some cops
36:00 <A> Give it a few tugs and he'll be under control
36:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ffL573XI50
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The song that never ends (Aug 4, 2009) Length: 8:57 - Category: Music - 891,802 views views - 3,498 likes (90.4%), 373 dislikes (9.6%)
36:00 <deadpandadolls> nice that you listen to that
36:00 <deadpandadolls> You and trump are in the same boat Skirmish.
36:00 <deadpandadolls> a whole lotta loser armour there that needs to come off
36:00 <deadpandadolls> open up
37:00 <Kelevra> nah i'll knock his jocks off though
37:00 <Kelevra> he's in the loo, brb
37:00 <A> If any female better than a 5 or a 6 grabs my cock and tugs it a few times I'll do anything she wants lol
37:00 <Kelevra> no goodnight
37:00 <A> Prolly gonna torch her place
37:00 <b1rd> mmm tugs
37:00 <b1rd> LOL
37:00 <deadpandadolls> feelings & shit
37:00 <deadpandadolls> maybe then you don't take it out on others and women, in your case.
37:00 <Skirmish> It's comparative ;) 
37:00 <President_Trump> WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING FINE
37:00 <President_Trump> SOMETHING TELLS ME IM INTO SOMETHING GOOD
38:00 <deadpandadolls> she got a root over?
38:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
38:00 <b1rd> lollll
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/G0pviwdo/IMG_0718.JPG
38:00 <deadpandadolls> What's the worse thing you've done to your wife
38:00 <deadpandadolls> emotionally
38:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish
38:00 <deadpandadolls> do tell.
38:00 <deadpandadolls> You do it to Lumeah on here for years
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Taco might
39:00 <deadpandadolls> bet it's another irc guy
39:00 <l00peyd0g> ehehehehehehee
39:00 <deadpandadolls> LOOOLLLLLL what's the fkn bet
39:00 <l00peyd0g> hehehehhee
39:00 <b1rd> lolllllllllll
39:00 <b1rd> always the way
39:00 <l00peyd0g> ;[-
39:00 <deadpandadolls> editing videos
39:00 <deadpandadolls> fuuuuucking
39:00 <b1rd> not that theres anything wrong with that..
39:00 <l00peyd0g> Fuck U
39:00 <deadpandadolls> what was it about her womb, she doesn't have one.
39:00 <deadpandadolls> Speak up son!
39:00 <deadpandadolls> talk
39:00 <partay> deadpandadolls dude take a valium
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb mia
39:00 <deadpandadolls> Chances are, that you do it to one woman in particular on irc, that you do it irl.
39:00 <deadpandadolls> partay man, stand up for Lumeah
39:00 <deadpandadolls> stand up for someone
40:00 <l00peyd0g> B1rd
40:00 <l00peyd0g> Ya dog
40:00 <b1rd> wottt
40:00 <b1rd> wot i do?
40:00 <b1rd> u so nice to me and then BANGGG
40:00 <b1rd> b1rd SCUM!
40:00 <b1rd> lol
40:00 <b1rd> brb raiding for foods
40:00 <deadpandadolls> don't partake in the stigma
40:00 <partay> Lumeah tits or gtfo
40:00 <deadpandadolls> reasonable response
40:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
40:00 <deadpandadolls> shouldve expected
40:00 <deadpandadolls> stand up
40:00 <deadpandadolls> get behind someone
40:00 <partay> deadpandadolls youre the troll to end all trolls 
40:00 <deadpandadolls> dudes like Skirmish
40:00 <deadpandadolls> nah man
40:00 <partay> kettle black
40:00 <deadpandadolls> nobody cares to ey
40:00 <deadpandadolls> not about me partay
40:00 <deadpandadolls> about him
41:00 <deadpandadolls> how u like dis b1rd pic pic pic http://i68.tinypic.com/153mg5j.jpg
41:00 <deadpandadolls> tinyd1ckpic
41:00 <deadpandadolls> nobody fucking cares to
41:00 <deadpandadolls> Arbition you care to
41:00 <deadpandadolls> nobody
41:00 <partay> Skirmish doesnt troll more or les that anyone else 
41:00 <partay> than*
41:00 <partay> Lumeah can fend for herself
41:00 <deadpandadolls> that's what you base it on
41:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
41:00 <deadpandadolls> a woman irl
41:00 <deadpandadolls> getting bashed by her husband day to day
41:00 <deadpandadolls> fend for herself
42:00 <deadpandadolls> dat 1 took a lil while to edit
42:00 <partay> unlikely ill be clicking that
42:00 <tobor> likewise
42:00 <A> LOOK
42:00 <A> MORE DUNCES FIGHITNG STUPID SHIT
42:00 <tobor> i bet it's a penis
42:00 <partay> who is getting bashed ?
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All your base are belong to us
42:00 <deadpandadolls> why women die all the time in Aus from abusive partners
42:00 <partay> the front door isnt locked.. you can always leave
42:00 <deadpandadolls> doesn't Skirmish abusing Lumeah for yrs ring a bell
42:00 <deadpandadolls> yer you can always just leave
42:00 <deadpandadolls> just leave
42:00 <deadpandadolls> that's why women die, in overwhelming numbers
42:00 <deadpandadolls> because they can just leave.
42:00 <Arbition> I'm trying to analyse the situation and find words. However I don't have enough information.
43:00 <deadpandadolls> y
43:00 <A> Nah it's not
43:00 <deadpandadolls> it's not porn
43:00 <A> It's advertising for a game that deadpandadolls is pretending he made himself
43:00 <deadpandadolls> lol 
43:00 <b1rd> lemme see
43:00 <deadpandadolls> i did make it
43:00 <deadpandadolls> using photo mode
43:00 <b1rd> not dikpik! ripped off
43:00 <b1rd> :)
43:00 <deadpandadolls> game has photo mode u can edit the fuck outta it
43:00 <deadpandadolls> lol b1rd
43:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah you do Arbition
43:00 <deadpandadolls> you have had enough
43:00 <deadpandadolls> I believe the "if she has one" comment
43:00 <MiaOneness> hello room
43:00 <deadpandadolls> was pretty much enough
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb mia
43:00 <deadpandadolls> to guage his mentality
43:00 <MiaOneness> thanks toz
43:00 <deadpandadolls> etc.
43:00 <Arbition> The one thing that sticks out at me is consistency, the only thing I can do is state "How can I be sure anything that anyone says they have is true?" This is the internet after all
43:00 <deadpandadolls> Take my word for it
43:00 <deadpandadolls> why would I shit you on here
44:00 <deadpandadolls> b1rd1ck
44:00 <A> Fuck off idiot, that's an official advertising image for the game
44:00 <b1rd> "b1rd, bringing back the dikpiks in 2017" tm
44:00 <deadpandadolls> what a compliment!
44:00 <b1rd> will haz to post more
44:00 <deadpandadolls> and then try to be your friend irl?
44:00 <partay> i just want to know... Where are the boobs ?
44:00 <deadpandadolls> That'd speak volumes about me.
44:00 <partay> deadpandadolls youre single arent you ?
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All that she wants is another baby shes gone tomorrow boy
44:00 <Arbition> What I'm saying is, why make a positive assertion about Skirmish you can't prove, when he hasn't even proven he has a wife that can be bashed in the first place
44:00 <Arbition> The answer is you can't
44:00 <Arbition> Anything anyone says they have needs to be doubted
44:00 <Arbition> this is the internet
44:00 <deadpandadolls> I know what is said
45:00 <b1rd> tomorrow tho, tired, us blue collar workers wake up earlyy
45:00 <deadpandadolls> loolll
45:00 <deadpandadolls> it's easy to sideline behaviour
45:00 <deadpandadolls> til it's too late
45:00 <deadpandadolls> seen it all before
45:00 <deadpandadolls> and seen it come from the internet too.
45:00 <Arbition> Perhaps
45:00 <Arbition> but without any information, what are we to do?
45:00 <Skirmish> Arbition: He needs to believe I have a wife. If I don't then he is wasting his time by calling her a bush pig. 
45:00 <deadpandadolls> enforce change
45:00 <Arbition> change of what, IRC?
45:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't live in a fantasy world
45:00 <deadpandadolls> where your life is the be all and end all.
46:00 <b1rd> always the 5 am early b1rd
46:00 <b1rd> night yall
46:00 <nothing> niightt
46:00 <deadpandadolls> I see what I see
46:00 <deadpandadolls> and make rational decisions.
46:00 <deadpandadolls> not based on emotion
46:00 <deadpandadolls> irl
46:00 <deadpandadolls> I would hurt you.
46:00 <deadpandadolls> Have you hurt.
46:00 <Skirmish> Mind. Lost. 
46:00 <deadpandadolls> You get away with this shit
46:00 <deadpandadolls> because it is online
46:00 <deadpandadolls> and nobody can catch you out
46:00 <Arbition> That is the unfortunate reality of the internet
46:00 <deadpandadolls> god forbid people online give a shit enough to stop you
46:00 <deadpandadolls> I live in the real world
46:00 <deadpandadolls> where decisions are almost all but final.
47:00 <deadpandadolls> what about this one A http://i64.tinypic.com/1z50ncn.jpg
47:00 <deadpandadolls> b1rd i should start selling my ps4 art ey
47:00 <b1rd> ni night
47:00 <deadpandadolls> rooooffffllllll
47:00 <deadpandadolls> grabs butt
47:00 <deadpandadolls> And I have seen a fuckload of them made.
47:00 <partay> deadpandadolls are you saying Skirmish is a wife beater
47:00 <deadpandadolls> do not argue that with me.
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Slurpee or no slurpee today
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hrmmz
47:00 <partay> tozza[Mobile] go the slurpee
47:00 <partay> how can you not ?
47:00 <deadpandadolls> I'd kill myself
47:00 <deadpandadolls> I were you Skirmish
47:00 <partay> lol
47:00 <deadpandadolls> and I tried that again recently, just being me.
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats my final decision
48:00 <nothing> lollll
48:00 <b1rd> yehh bro sell in bourke st mall
48:00 <b1rd> to cashed up tourists
48:00 <b1rd> easy rort
48:00 <deadpandadolls> b1rd just uploaded dis vid to utube watch watch its short as! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCtRKAiFcJ0
48:00 <b1rd> and if they don't buy i'll stand over em
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Horizon Zero Dawn™ A Cold Encounter Part II (Mar 13, 2017) Length: 3:37 - Category: Gaming - 2 views views - 0 likes (0%), dislikes (0%)
48:00 <b1rd> k
48:00 <deadpandadolls> that's where I'm at.
48:00 <Skirmish> If you were me you'd have a job and wouldn't be typing walls of text on irc deadpandadolls. 
48:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
48:00 <partay> lol
48:00 <deadpandadolls> because three severe anxiety disorders isnt enough
48:00 <deadpandadolls> I have to go back to work too?
48:00 <deadpandadolls> let's not get better.
48:00 <partay> 3?
48:00 <deadpandadolls> You lack a sense of empathy
48:00 <partay> is that why youre so wound up like 3 rubberbands
49:00 <b1rd> cool as
49:00 <b1rd> haven't gamed for years
49:00 <b1rd> ok fkk gotta sleep
49:00 <b1rd> defintely now
49:00 <deadpandadolls> severe ocd, ptsd and agoraphobia
49:00 <partay> what ocd?
49:00 <deadpandadolls> obsessive compulsive disorder
49:00 <partay> i didnt say what is ocd
49:00 <deadpandadolls> what do you mean
49:00 <MiaOneness> lol
49:00 <partay> wgat are you obsessive about?
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I had a life, Skirmish
50:00 <partay> did i really have to type that
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I saved up a lot of money too
50:00 <Skirmish> partay: I think it's OCD about hitting letters on his keyboard based on the massive volume of words he pumps into channels. 
50:00 <deadpandadolls> money I want to spend on a house
50:00 <deadpandadolls> I was working since fifteen
50:00 <deadpandadolls> whilst at school.
50:00 <partay> makes sense
50:00 <Arbition> Skirmish: Sure, and you seem to like that
50:00 <deadpandadolls> wow!
50:00 <deadpandadolls> ^
50:00 <Skirmish> Arbition: Half the time I'm not even here when it happens. 
50:00 <deadpandadolls> sure
51:00 <deadpandadolls> you hope it was an off-the-cuff remark that holds no subtext
51:00 <partay> its sammich time... wheres amelia
51:00 <Arbition> Yet you and your wife laugh, by your own account
51:00 <deadpandadolls> sucking up
51:00 <deadpandadolls> ^
51:00 <Arbition> deadpandadolls, the easy target
51:00 <partay> bring back sgt-splode 
51:00 <Skirmish> Arbition: What else is she meant to do about the tripe that she sees written about her here? 
51:00 <partay> we need more ocd and aspergers in the channel
51:00 <deadpandadolls> always
52:00 <deadpandadolls> always the easy target
52:00 <Arbition> Shake her head and say "There's a reason I don't get myself in this shit"
52:00 <MiaOneness> lol
52:00 <MiaOneness> they struggle too
52:00 <deadpandadolls> hah
52:00 <Nice1> heh
52:00 <MiaOneness> most of the time no one wants to hang with the weirdos
52:00 <deadpandadolls> gets real.
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> PWNED
53:00 <deadpandadolls> It was supposed to be about apologising to a woman.
53:00 <partay> lol
53:00 <deadpandadolls> nothing else.
53:00 <deadpandadolls> that was the game I played.
53:00 <partay> deadpandadolls dude... tale a 10 minute break
53:00 <partay> take*
54:00 <tobor> yea
54:00 <deadpandadolls> kk
54:00 <partay> breathe
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
54:00 <Arbition> welp, I'm gonna go brush my teeth
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Please
55:00 <tobor> what's everyone favourite website?  like to chill out, pass time etc
55:00 <deadpandadolls> okay man
55:00 <Skirmish> Arbition: She shakes her head and laughs at how pathetic it all is. I don't see that as a negative reaction to looking at a screen where a complete stranger that you've never had any interactions with is ranting that you're a pig. 
56:00 <Tim-Sim> youtube
56:00 <tobor> fair enough.  what sort of videos?
56:00 <Arbition> Then, has she ever asked you "Why do you bother?"
56:00 <Skirmish> All the time. 
57:00 <Tim-Sim> politics, science, health, medicine, documentaries
57:00 <Tim-Sim> philosophy
57:00 <Arbition> have you ever answered?
57:00 <Skirmish> She knows I have real conversations with people here as well though. It's a form of keeping in contact with people. 
58:00 <tobor> yea i like the odd doco
58:00 <tobor> i like checking out weird shit, like unexplained sightings of weird things
58:00 <Skirmish> Being a public setting you get the good with the bad. 
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I meant abot the teeth brush panda
59:00 <Tim-Sim> most of them are bullshit\
59:00 <tobor> yeah.  i know.  :/
59:00 <Tim-Sim> like the alien videos, all crap
59:00 <tobor> yea
59:00 <Tim-Sim> although I still watch them if really rbored
59:00 <deadpandadolls> Arbition
59:00 <deadpandadolls> mum agreed with me
59:00 <deadpandadolls> getting a place near the beach
59:00 <Arbition> yah i have an electric toothbrush. dunno  why i avoided them for so long
59:00 <deadpandadolls> like go OS first end of yr
59:00 <deadpandadolls> but like she said, "I didn't say either buy a place this yr and we dont go OS til next yr"
59:00 <Skirmish> How are you going to deal with going overseas with your 3 severe types of anxiety that prevent you from working? 
00:00 <tobor> yea
00:00 <tobor> i like weird shit that COULD be true
00:00 <deadpandadolls> So I can do that but we both think by the beach
00:00 <deadpandadolls> seeing psychologist next week
00:00 <deadpandadolls> plus I'm okay to do things
00:00 <Skirmish> Good. Hope they can help you. 
00:00 <deadpandadolls> Just takes good social enviroment
00:00 <deadpandadolls> lucky to have a good friend like Arbition to see
01:00 <tobor> like the crazy witch lady in the middle of the desert in what was it.. kuwait or something
01:00 <Tim-Sim> like what?
01:00 <tobor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViOmvnY2JTU
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Real witch seen (Extremely shocking video) (Dec 30, 2014) Length: 3:00 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,345,009 views views - 5,537 likes (79.5%), 1,424 dislikes (20.5%)
01:00 <deadpandadolls> and I fuck it up by not even  msging and hanging out, or hang out and I drink
01:00 <deadpandadolls> They can, and there's a lot I need to do myself
01:00 <deadpandadolls> it's a long road outta hell
01:00 <deadpandadolls> most of it is the hell you have created.
02:00 <nothing> *clicks*
02:00 <tobor> the way that bitch walks scared the bejesus outta me
02:00 <tobor> i woulda run that bitch ovvvver
02:00 <deadpandadolls> Good. Hope people are as receptive as I'd like and nothing like you.
02:00 <deadpandadolls> joking.
03:00 <partay> fuck me... shed be dead if i was driving
03:00 <tobor> soo dead
03:00 <deadpandadolls> I might be really fucked up mentally brother, but you think of me as somebody without friends
03:00 <Skirmish> Be sure to tell them that you enjoy calling a woman a pig that you have never met or spoken to in any form. I am sure that will give them some insight into who you are. 
03:00 <deadpandadolls> I have friends that would murder you for me
03:00 <deadpandadolls> I have friends that I talk to on the phone, listen to their shit
03:00 <Arbition> It's funny, I've heard it said that "hell is other people"
03:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm as much a part of peoples lives as I was
03:00 <deadpandadolls> just not in person
03:00 <Arbition> So really, I suspect it is actually all pretty complicated as to what makes hell
04:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, I remember seeing that vid a few years ago
04:00 <nothing> isn't this the bloopers from the ring ?
04:00 <deadpandadolls> Tim-Sim did you watch 13th ?
04:00 <tobor> heh
04:00 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V66F3WU2CKk
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 13TH | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix (Sep 26, 2016) Length: 2:20 - Category: Entertainment - 1,945,646 views views - 11,835 likes (89.9%), 1,334 dislikes (10.1%)
04:00 <nothing> the guy is laughing.
04:00 <deadpandadolls> man, it's why I say hell is what you create.
04:00 <deadpandadolls> You can't blame others for your situation
04:00 <deadpandadolls> only yourself for not finding the way out
04:00 <deadpandadolls> You can accept the way others have indeed helped you dig the hole.
04:00 <Arbition> Well, you might be able to rightly blame others, but you can't rely on others to get you out
04:00 <deadpandadolls> You dig your way out.
04:00 <deadpandadolls> that too
04:00 <Skirmish> Excellent example. Lumeah shouldn't blame me for her situation. She should be looking for her way out. I am glad we're finally on the same page deadpandadolls. Took a while but we got there. 
04:00 <deadpandadolls> if you want to depress yourself, blame everyone
05:00 <deadpandadolls> I loved this doco
05:00 <tobor> i think he was screaming with fright
05:00 <nothing> nahh
05:00 <nothing> screamin/laughing
05:00 <deadpandadolls> Wow
05:00 <deadpandadolls> bringing up Lumeah
05:00 <deadpandadolls> please don't
05:00 <Arbition> Why do I never see Lumeah say much?
05:00 <deadpandadolls> she is shut down
05:00 <Arbition> yet somehow is at the centre
05:00 <deadpandadolls> by him
05:00 <deadpandadolls> she has given up on talking, mostly
05:00 <deadpandadolls> and when she does
05:00 <deadpandadolls> she is abused
05:00 <deadpandadolls> not only by him
05:00 <deadpandadolls> more so now
05:00 <deadpandadolls> by other people, in this channel
06:00 <deadpandadolls> they should be so proud.
06:00 <deadpandadolls> As should Skirmish.
06:00 <deadpandadolls> of his influence.
06:00 <deadpandadolls> That's what the truly weak do
06:00 <deadpandadolls> AINT IT RIGHT Skirmish.
06:00 <deadpandadolls> My dad beat my mum, as much of a great dad he was to us
07:00 <deadpandadolls> pro tips https://youtu.be/cLfpeUtyDII
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Easiest Way To Grow Tomato Seedlings (Aug 5, 2012) Length: 2:16 - Category: Howto & Style - 14,302,780 views views - 8,730 likes (96.5%), 313 dislikes (3.5%)
07:00 <deadpandadolls> they didn't talk shit about eachother
07:00 <_a_romeo_> 13my geo must be acknowledged
07:00 <deadpandadolls> for our sake
07:00 <deadpandadolls> in private
07:00 <deadpandadolls> and in private is where shit belongs?
07:00 <deadpandadolls> nah mum went out and made sure
07:00 <partay> good advice deadpandadolls stfu
07:00 <deadpandadolls> and dad admitted to it
07:00 <deadpandadolls> and nobody thought he was weak
07:00 <deadpandadolls> and he changed too
07:00 <deadpandadolls> and it never happend again.
08:00 <deadpandadolls> eat a dick partay I am a verb away from talking about you.
08:00 <Arbition> I think I've said this before
08:00 <Arbition> but Lumeah seems to me like jen all over again
09:00 <Tim-Sim>  no, haven't seen that one deadpandadolls 
09:00 <nothing> pro tip don;t wear crocs ever
09:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, ol
09:00 <Tim-Sim> ok
09:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
09:00 <deadpandadolls> not though
09:00 <deadpandadolls> not the same
09:00 <deadpandadolls> not close
09:00 <Arbition> In the attention she gets
09:00 <deadpandadolls> only because they are both women
09:00 <deadpandadolls> like
09:00 <deadpandadolls> guys give mel the attention
09:00 <deadpandadolls> for different reasons
09:00 <Arbition> sure
09:00 <deadpandadolls> but not indifferent reasons
09:00 <deadpandadolls> when they find one that doesnt suit them
09:00 <deadpandadolls> harrass
10:00 <nothing> the guy in the video has crocs on with socks
10:00 <tobor> ewww
10:00 <tobor> i feel dirty
10:00 <Arbition> Sure, that's what I mean
10:00 <deadpandadolls> one they think is hot shit
10:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
10:00 <deadpandadolls> ino
10:00 <deadpandadolls> You and I could go to Cranker
10:00 <deadpandadolls> in town
10:00 <_a_romeo_> anyone here rich?
10:00 <deadpandadolls> pick up pretty easy, some nice girls
10:00 <deadpandadolls> go out, pick up
10:00 <Arbition> You know that isn't me
10:00 <deadpandadolls> I'd help you out!
11:00 <tobor> the dirt's not coming off
11:00 <nothing> 1alabamajack1 year ago
11:00 <nothing> I don't have a pair of crocs or black socks.Will wearing flip-flops without socks yield the same results?﻿
11:00 <nothing> loll, i love youtube comments.
11:00 <deadpandadolls> wahaha
11:00 <deadpandadolls> I've been wanting to go to Cranker at some point
11:00 <deadpandadolls> do like a night of some town stuff
11:00 <deadpandadolls> it'd be good
12:00 <tobor> lol
12:00 <partay> robot whats happening in the land of awesome?
12:00 <Arbition> Talk about it again some other time, right now I'm going to bed.
12:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
12:00 <deadpandadolls> nite nightss
12:00 <Wrongchu> Fucking hell, is this shit still going?
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh Wrongchu :(
13:00 <_a_romeo_> i like chips and gravy
13:00 <_a_romeo_> :) :)
13:00 <Skirmish> I can just see it now. 'Hey there baby ... wanna come back to my houso flat and talk about my 3 types of anxiety?'
13:00 <partay> lol
13:00 <deadpandadolls> Yeah 
13:00 <Skirmish> Panty destroyer. 
13:00 <deadpandadolls> I dont mean to redirect the moment
13:00 <deadpandadolls> but I'm sorry the guy you thought would stick up for you didn't
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A romeo who are you
14:00 <deadpandadolls> and you were left on ya own.
14:00 <_a_romeo_> anyone else like chips and gravy?
14:00 <deadpandadolls> you loser arse dickhead.
14:00 <_a_romeo_> :>
14:00 <deadpandadolls> Eata dick.
14:00 <deadpandadolls> rat looking, homo repressed mamas boy.
14:00 <deadpandadolls> Go abuse ya wife some more Skirmish.
14:00 <Skirmish> Are you talking to me still? 
14:00 <deadpandadolls> peace
14:00 <Skirmish> Sif war. 
14:00 <deadpandadolls> wait this long to speak
15:00 <Skirmish> Although ... if I had a potato cannon deadpandadolls would be the first potato shot out of it. 
15:00 <deadpandadolls> Smurf cannon myself.
15:00 <deadpandadolls> that way you hear the yelping
15:00 <deadpandadolls> nooooooooooooooooooooooo
15:00 <deadpandadolls> you talk shit Skirmish.
15:00 <deadpandadolls> how about we meet up irl sometime
15:00 <_a_romeo_> smoke shit
15:00 <deadpandadolls> like next yr
15:00 <Skirmish> If I wanted to hear yelping I would let you and b1rd know where to find me :) 
16:00 <tobor> mate, i couldn't even tell you.  my life has been pretty plain the last lil while!
16:00 <partay> oh shit its Raichu
16:00 <tobor> and you?
16:00 <partay> robot like isnt plain when youre dining on quality pusswah
16:00 <deadpandadolls> and fight.
16:00 <deadpandadolls> fight
16:00 <deadpandadolls> I'll fight for your being a dickhead on irc
16:00 <deadpandadolls> and you just fight so I don't kill you.
16:00 <deadpandadolls> fair.
16:00 <deadpandadolls> til then.
16:00 <deadpandadolls> skate or die.
16:00 <_a_romeo_> skate aye
17:00 <partay> life*
17:00 <A> Eating a Mars Bar after taking a shit is kinda difficult...
17:00 <tobor> heh
17:00 <deadpandadolls> ye my brother had skate or die tatted on inside his lip
17:00 <_a_romeo_> i c
17:00 <deadpandadolls> thenhe is like josh dont bother it fades so shit
17:00 <Skirmish> I admire your confidence in your own ability even if it is artificially inflated since you're on the internet deadpandadolls. 
17:00 <deadpandadolls> I was gonna get DIE IN HELL done
17:00 <Skirmish> Cause you're a sheep and you do what others do? 
17:00 <deadpandadolls> I am confident
17:00 <deadpandadolls> I've never lost a fight
17:00 <deadpandadolls> an actual fight
17:00 <_a_romeo_> man i'm so freaking hungry
17:00 <deadpandadolls> been bashed by surprise b4
18:00 <deadpandadolls> croc'n'socs
18:00 <deadpandadolls> arificially inflated
18:00 <_a_romeo_> 1 punch laws?
18:00 <deadpandadolls> that doesn't mean anything
18:00 <partay> deadpandadolls is that meant to impress anyone?
18:00 <_a_romeo_> m i c
18:00 <deadpandadolls> it's like a double-negative.
18:00 <deadpandadolls> nope partay
18:00 <deadpandadolls> not you
18:00 <deadpandadolls> not anyone
18:00 <partay> i bet id crack your fucking skull
18:00 <deadpandadolls> talking to him
18:00 <deadpandadolls> happens to be in chan
18:00 <deadpandadolls> bet you might
18:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm open to that partay
19:00 <MiaOnenes> mars bars yum
19:00 <deadpandadolls> but you are not him
19:00 <deadpandadolls> he's saved by the bellish
19:00 <partay> dude... double your dosage
19:00 <deadpandadolls> you push him over Elmo pops out gives you a lecture
19:00 <deadpandadolls> sure partay
19:00 <Skirmish> I think it would be cruel for me to fight you deadpandadolls. It would be a humiliating experience for you. 
19:00 <partay> youre extra skittish tonight
19:00 <deadpandadolls> you said you wouldn't stick up for Lumeah
19:00 <deadpandadolls> you about stop yourself from contributing to this then
19:00 <deadpandadolls> way back
19:00 <deadpandadolls> like a bitch
19:00 <deadpandadolls> you're one of those guys partay
20:00 <deadpandadolls> waits til the last moment to stand up for someone
20:00 <deadpandadolls> jumps in when someone else just beat em
20:00 <deadpandadolls> weak
20:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish
20:00 <deadpandadolls> let's not talk about it
20:00 <deadpandadolls> let's organise it.
20:00 <Skirmish> Agreed. 
20:00 <deadpandadolls> I got time.
20:00 <partay> dude im just following your lead
20:00 <Skirmish> I am busy with work. Come see me bro. 
20:00 <partay> big mouthing and making threats
20:00 <deadpandadolls> Okay
20:00 <Skirmish> Course you have time. You have zero life responsibilities. 
20:00 <deadpandadolls> so next year
21:00 <Skirmish> Next year? Will it take you that long to save up? 
21:00 <deadpandadolls> no
21:00 <deadpandadolls> you're working
21:00 <Skirmish> This isn't Rocky mate. You don't need to train for the rest of the year to come see me. 
21:00 <deadpandadolls> and I have study
21:00 <deadpandadolls> and os
21:00 <Skirmish> We both know you're not going overseas mate. 
21:00 <deadpandadolls> so next yr makes sense
21:00 <Skirmish> Just like we both know you can't afford to buy a flat. Even cheap ones. 
21:00 <deadpandadolls> I never think about rocky or anything
22:00 <deadpandadolls> yyuuummmmmm
22:00 <deadpandadolls> I think about this one guy I knew
22:00 <deadpandadolls> he used to rape dudes
22:00 <deadpandadolls> we had a sand pit fighting group
22:00 <deadpandadolls> before fight club
22:00 <deadpandadolls> this asian
22:00 <deadpandadolls> he'd knock ya out
22:00 <deadpandadolls> knocked me once
22:00 <deadpandadolls> he'd also rape guys
22:00 <deadpandadolls> didn't pay him for drugs.
22:00 <Skirmish> Judging by your walls of text I think you've been knocked a few times. 
22:00 <deadpandadolls> we just found it funny
22:00 <deadpandadolls> me n rob
23:00 <deadpandadolls> knocked doesnt mean bashed
23:00 <deadpandadolls> or ko'd
23:00 <deadpandadolls> it's lingo
23:00 <Skirmish> You've sustained more than a few blows to the head. 
23:00 <Skirmish> It's obvious. 
23:00 <deadpandadolls> so like
23:00 <deadpandadolls> we fought inna pit once
23:00 <deadpandadolls> and it got to a point
23:00 <deadpandadolls> nobody was winning
23:00 <deadpandadolls> and he hit me in the temple
23:00 <deadpandadolls> won
23:00 <deadpandadolls> I have been hit a lot brother
23:00 <partay> deadpandadolls is that why youre a bit retarded?
24:00 <deadpandadolls> I've won a lot of fights
24:00 <deadpandadolls> retarded
24:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcvlOe5xQLQ   <---- best of deadpandadolls and his mates fighting. 
24:00 <MiaOneness> lol
24:00 <deadpandadolls> what did my mum say
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of HILLARIOUS bumfights 2 (Dec 13, 2011) Length: 8:27 - Category: Comedy - 637,034 views views - 529 likes (47%), 597 dislikes (53%)
24:00 <deadpandadolls> I was born during an earthquake!
24:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
24:00 <deadpandadolls> love that shit
24:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish you're here, going at me now
24:00 <deadpandadolls> knowing I have no back up
24:00 <deadpandadolls> had none earlier
24:00 <Skirmish> I am mocking you. Correct. 
24:00 <deadpandadolls> and you fkn leave
24:00 <deadpandadolls> and shut up
24:00 <deadpandadolls> and start this
24:00 <deadpandadolls> man
24:00 <deadpandadolls> ya weak bro
25:00 <Tim-Sim> where is tozza?
25:00 <Tim-Sim> hung over?
25:00 <deadpandadolls> to talk on irc and you wouldnt do it irl
25:00 <deadpandadolls> I KNOW YA WOULDNT
25:00 <deadpandadolls> you would call the cops you saw me
25:00 <deadpandadolls> don't pretend bro
25:00 <deadpandadolls> you wouldnt abuse Lumeah on irc
25:00 <deadpandadolls> if you would actually fight a guy instead
25:00 <_a_romeo_> kentucky fried cops
25:00 <deadpandadolls> doesn't happen like that man
25:00 <deadpandadolls> I know people
25:00 <deadpandadolls> You're toy.
26:00 <deadpandadolls> Talk tough on irc and abuse women irl man
26:00 <deadpandadolls> ya toy.
26:00 <deadpandadolls> Don't pretend man.
26:00 <deadpandadolls> save yourself some time and apologise and admit to the pussy you are.
27:00 <partay> holy shit... deadpandadolls stop fucking typing
28:00 <Sunbeam> hi again :)
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Tog54Xos/IMG_0519.JPG
29:00 <nothing> ello
29:00 <Sunbeam> hi nothing
29:00 <amelia> hai Breville
29:00 <nothing> loll
29:00 <Sunbeam> hiya norty amelia jane :)
29:00 <tobor> it's weird not using facebook for such a long time, going back on it and seeing how old everyone is
29:00 <Sunbeam> hi tobor
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How about a lil bit of this in your life ladies
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey tim
29:00 <partay> is that your dad tozza[Mobile]
29:00 <Skirmish> tozza[Mobile]: Nice. Going out? 
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao nah a dude that works here
29:00 <Skirmish> I thought that was tozza[Mobile]
29:00 <Nice1> whats this about
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats isnt me lmfao
29:00 <Nice1> going where?
30:00 <tobor> hey Sunbeam
30:00 <tobor> don't worry, you're not on my facebook.
30:00 <Sunbeam> i know i'm not lol
30:00 <amelia> i fink my fave is when cereals calls u Sumbean
30:00 <Sunbeam> u mean Colours
30:00 <tobor> uhm, i think you'll find it's pronounced colours mate
30:00 <amelia> yup cereals
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/fkD6NE2K/1489494609.JPG
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thas him der
30:00 <partay> tozza[Mobile] you sure half the male staff arent moonlights as aussie thunder male review?
30:00 <deadpandadolls> partay why don't you be a man
30:00 <deadpandadolls> and put Skirmish in his place
30:00 <deadpandadolls> and stop acting like a little bitch
30:00 <partay> deadpandadolls you want to teach me 
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My gawd
30:00 <deadpandadolls> kinda guy that waits for a woman to be hit
30:00 <deadpandadolls> then stands up
31:00 <Sunbeam> u call him cereals?
31:00 <tobor> pre disrespectful to colours heritage
31:00 <amelia> yup
31:00 <Tim-Sim> could murder a bowl of cereal right now
31:00 <deadpandadolls> acts like he was the friend all along
31:00 <partay> and what did he do.. ive been taking no notice of your rambling
31:00 <deadpandadolls> you seem like that dude bro
31:00 <deadpandadolls> I said about what he said about Lumeah womb
31:00 <partay> what about it
31:00 <deadpandadolls> and on here infront he said "if she even has one"
31:00 <deadpandadolls> he lost it
31:00 <deadpandadolls> m8 partay I could talk shit about you dude
31:00 <partay> cool
31:00 <deadpandadolls> not really
32:00 <Sunbeam> hi b1rd
32:00 <Sunbeam> hi Tim-Sim
32:00 <Sunbeam> i'm just eating a wholemeal wrap filled with cooked roast beef and salad
32:00 <Tim-Sim> who are you Sunbeam?
32:00 <tobor> oh man, i had burritos last night,
32:00 <Sunbeam> I am Sunbeam
32:00 <partay> do you think id care ?
32:00 <deadpandadolls> let's dredge up some shit
32:00 <partay> even respond?
32:00 <deadpandadolls> you're responding
32:00 <partay> what do you watr to know?
32:00 <deadpandadolls> ya not having character doubts now are you?
32:00 <partay> lol
32:00 <deadpandadolls> lols
32:00 <deadpandadolls> it's a fish in barrell thing ey
33:00 <tobor> they were the shittiest, most breaky-aparty craphouse tortillas
33:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, hi Sunbeam 
33:00 <Sunbeam> an austnet chatter for 13 years
33:00 <partay> dude.. i own my own house married to a hot wife and earn 100k+.. think i give a shit what u say ??? really
33:00 <deadpandadolls> WHERE'S PICARD
33:00 <Tim-Sim> ho tozza[Mobile] 
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My goodness
33:00 <deadpandadolls> partay Ino man
33:00 <_a_romeo_> my legs feel broken
33:00 <deadpandadolls> I know 130 k is a good income
33:00 <partay> dont make fun of picard when he's not here or ill go down to the local public toilets and tell him
34:00 <Sunbeam> who are you Tim-Sim?
34:00 <Tim-Sim> fuck off
34:00 <amelia> not who, what
34:00 <amelia> and to answer that, he is a bendy tree
34:00 <amelia> that's not very nice telling her to fuck off
34:00 <amelia> dont be such a dick
34:00 <Sunbeam> no need to be nasty Tim-Sim ...i only asked what u asked
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
34:00 <deadpandadolls> or you'll go down on me what?
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb carlOz
34:00 <deadpandadolls> Picard and the pinky dick crue
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> BLykE needs a older lady to save him from these jokes
34:00 <deadpandadolls> no man wants to stand infront of Picard
34:00 <Nice1> carrot cock
34:00 <_a_romeo_> does anyone here like chips and gravy?
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I just dont wanna stand behind him
34:00 <deadpandadolls> got a carrot in teh pants
35:00 <partay> Tim-Sim ease up
35:00 <tobor> hello Bonny
35:00 <tobor> [email protected]
35:00 <Bonny> hello
35:00 <Sunbeam> hi Bonny
35:00 <deadpandadolls> I loved that pic of picard
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> [[[[[pong]]]]]
35:00 <deadpandadolls> it was boss
35:00 <deadpandadolls> him and the elephant
35:00 <deadpandadolls> WHICH ONE'S THE ELEPHANT
35:00 <_a_romeo_> man i feel like a woman
35:00 <partay> yep picard is a handsome man 
35:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah you do
35:00 <deadpandadolls> you sweatin like one!
35:00 <deadpandadolls> ;)
36:00 <Bonny> ??
36:00 <amelia> hi Bonnykins
36:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <deadpandadolls> Skirmish was right
36:00 <deadpandadolls> prob od b4 goin os
36:00 <_a_romeo_> i hate signing up for accounts
36:00 <deadpandadolls> I hate chicks that mask accents
36:00 <_a_romeo_> m,
36:00 <deadpandadolls> I get ya German
36:00 <deadpandadolls> s'all good
37:00 <Sunbeam> hi partay
37:00 <amelia> when i see ur nick i imagine u wearing a bonnet hat
37:00 <Bonny> hahaha
37:00 <Bonny> does it keep you warm>
37:00 <Bonny> ?
37:00 <amelia> hahaa
37:00 <Bonny> :P
37:00 <Tim-Sim> everybody knows who I am, there is no need to ask that question 
37:00 <tobor> who is Tim-Sim
37:00 <Sunbeam> i don't know who you are
37:00 <amelia> a dick
37:00 <Bonny> lol
37:00 <_a_romeo_> does anyone here like chips and gravy?
37:00 <_a_romeo_> --
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shhh
38:00 <Sunbeam> everybody knows who i am lol
38:00 <Sunbeam> i'm the bloody pom
38:00 <Bonny> yup
38:00 <Sunbeam> we go back years hey?
38:00 <Sunbeam> oz.org wasn't it?
38:00 <tobor> '`'~c==( (
38:00 <_a_romeo_> i should cook my steak
39:00 <Tim-Sim> sorry Sunbeam, I thought you were one of those tossers that changes their names all the time
39:00 <tobor> that is the best attempt at an ascii dick i can do on short notice
39:00 <Sunbeam> no Tim-Sim ..had this nick all my chat life
39:00 <Bonny> that she did
39:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, then I am very sorry
39:00 <_a_romeo_> i want a matrix acid trip
40:00 <Sunbeam> apology accepted :)
40:00 <tobor> how is the sunny side of the planet, Sunbeam?
40:00 <Tim-Sim> :)
40:00 <Sunbeam> actually sunny for a change lol
40:00 <Sunbeam> with a nice breeze
40:00 <tobor> awesome
40:00 <Tim-Sim> Does anybody here believe in the occult?
40:00 <_a_romeo_> depends
41:00 <Sunbeam> Barnsley, United Kingdom: Partly Cloudy and 49.8°F/9.9°C
41:00 <amelia> but how is ur office chair
41:00 <Sunbeam> ?
41:00 <tobor> niiiice.  not what i'd call a temperature to accompany a sunny day but very nice nonetheless
41:00 <Sunbeam> mines a gaming chair lol
41:00 <Sunbeam> perfect weather for me tozza
41:00 <Sunbeam> tobor i mean
41:00 <tobor> hell yeah i love cold weather
41:00 <Sunbeam> cos i can't stand it too warm
41:00 <_a_romeo_> what does occult mean to you?
41:00 <deadpandadolls> don't you have drugs
41:00 <deadpandadolls> right now Arbition
41:00 <deadpandadolls> _a_romeo_ even
41:00 <_a_romeo_> im not even sure i know what occult is
41:00 <deadpandadolls> doncha have something nice to take
41:00 <_a_romeo_> coffee
41:00 <Tim-Sim> magic supernatural stuff
42:00 <_a_romeo_> <+_a_romeo_> i want a matrix acid trip
42:00 <_a_romeo_> i sure when then i do
42:00 <_a_romeo_> ahh sure when then i do
42:00 <_a_romeo_> ahh sure then i do
42:00 <_a_romeo_> dear god
42:00 <deadpandadolls> well you type occult
42:00 <_a_romeo_> i can't type for shit
42:00 <deadpandadolls> in to Wikipedia
42:00 <_a_romeo_> ahh
42:00 <deadpandadolls> and you know what is
42:00 <_a_romeo_> okay
42:00 <_a_romeo_> good idea
42:00 <deadpandadolls> I'll do it for ya
43:00 <Sunbeam> this is perfect t-shirt weather for me
43:00 <tobor> me neither.  my a/c hasn't turned off since october
43:00 <tobor> n i got burnt yesterday Sunbeam :<
43:00 <_a_romeo_> yeah ok
43:00 <deadpandadolls> The occult (from the Latin word occultus "clandestine, hidden, secret") is "knowledge of the hidden."[1] In common English usage, occult refers to "knowledge of the paranormal," as opposed to "knowledge of the measurable,"[2] usually referred to as science. The term is sometimes taken to mean knowledge that "is meant only for certain people" or that "must be kept hidden", but for most 
43:00 <deadpandadolls> practicing occultists it is simply the study of a deeper spiritual reality that extends beyond pure reason and the physical sciences.[3] The terms esoteric and arcane can also be used to describe the occult,[4][5] in addition to their meanings unrelated to the supernatural.
43:00 <deadpandadolls> Occult definition, of or relating to magic, astrology, or any system claiming use or knowledge of secret or supernatural powers or agencies.
44:00 <tobor> anyway, it's been fun, kids.  partay you're in charge
44:00 <partay> ok
44:00 <partay> i will rule according ly
44:00 <Nice1> does this guy ever shut up
44:00 <deadpandadolls> You never do, with the conspiracies Nice1
44:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't believe in any of that stuff
44:00 <deadpandadolls> from thingo to do with Donald Trump.
44:00 <Nice1> only now and then joshy!
44:00 <_a_romeo_> just gotta love the occult
44:00 <deadpandadolls> Tim-Sim whos that guy
44:00 <deadpandadolls> ALEX JONES
44:00 <deadpandadolls> Nice1 favourite personage.
45:00 <Nice1> alex knows what hes talking about
45:00 <deadpandadolls> sure he does
45:00 <Nice1> you could learn alot from alex deadpandadolls
45:00 <deadpandadolls> and all he wants is your support
45:00 <deadpandadolls> he wants in politics
45:00 <Nice1> give you a distraction from bitching all the time with silly girl
45:00 <deadpandadolls> he will never achieve that.
45:00 <deadpandadolls> he doesn't care about you as a person
46:00 <partay> Sunbeam beam sammich... amelia milkshake... kgo
46:00 <amelia> do u want to die
46:00 <Sunbeam> what yer last slave die of?
46:00 <Tim-Sim> might cook some snags
46:00 <Tim-Sim> not sure
46:00 <Tim-Sim> had a shit day today
46:00 <Tim-Sim> comfort food
46:00 <deadpandadolls> He wants to be in the GAME
46:00 <Nice1> yes he does!
46:00 <deadpandadolls> he wanted on Trumps campaign
46:00 <deadpandadolls> he got it
46:00 <deadpandadolls> and he was tossed to the side
46:00 <Nice1> he cares about the planet and the people on it deadpandadolls
46:00 <Nice1> he has his only online store
47:00 <Sunbeam> wanna talk about it?
47:00 <Sunbeam> wb nothing
47:00 <nothing> thankyouu Sunbeam :)
47:00 <Nice1> now that's saying something deadpandadolls
47:00 <_a_romeo_> porn?
47:00 <Nice1> yes
47:00 <Nice1> hey hes stopped typing for 10 seconds!
47:00 <deadpandadolls> You follow American politics
48:00 <Tim-Sim> I basically got up early with not much sleep to drive for 2.5 hours to get fucked around for 6 hours then drove 2.5 hours back home
48:00 <Nice1> heh
48:00 <Tim-Sim> what a day to spend a day off
48:00 <nothing> uh oh.
48:00 <Sunbeam> wb Nice1
48:00 <Tim-Sim> way
48:00 <Nice1> hey there
48:00 <deadpandadolls> where's Clive Palmer
48:00 <deadpandadolls> Nice1
48:00 <deadpandadolls> he was Australia's great fat hope.
48:00 <Nice1> its word politics these days deadpandadolls
48:00 <deadpandadolls> shut down because here we don't accept those type of arseholes.
48:00 <Nice1> new world order hello!
48:00 <deadpandadolls> no such thing
48:00 <Nice1> bullshit
48:00 <deadpandadolls> as New World Order
48:00 <MiaOneness> illumiati
48:00 <deadpandadolls> get a history lesson in to ya
48:00 <deadpandadolls> Millions of years
48:00 <Nice1> yes MiaOneness knows!
48:00 <deadpandadolls> of humans
49:00 <nothing> did you curb stomp them Tim-Sim ?
49:00 <Nice1> whats going on here
49:00 <Sunbeam> put it behind you Tim-Sim ...tomorrow is another day
49:00 <nothing> you really are a sunbeam
49:00 <nothing> :)
49:00 <Sunbeam> oh i am nothing
49:00 <Tim-Sim> it was a public holiday today
49:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
49:00 <deadpandadolls> and in this one short time
49:00 <MiaOneness> they arent the bad ones though
49:00 <deadpandadolls> you want to complain
49:00 <MiaOneness> their the liberators
49:00 <deadpandadolls> to allow yourself to be tricked
49:00 <deadpandadolls> recently in SA
49:00 <_a_romeo_> i like satay chicken
49:00 <deadpandadolls> there was a woman with this disease
49:00 <Tim-Sim> There is a very important election taking place in the Netherlands tomorrow
49:00 <deadpandadolls> that was going to kill her
49:00 <deadpandadolls> Nice1
49:00 <Nice1> ok
49:00 <deadpandadolls> she died two weeks ago
49:00 <deadpandadolls> because
49:00 <deadpandadolls> she starved herself to death
49:00 <deadpandadolls> because of what procedure
50:00 <Tim-Sim> tomorrow is another day... of work
50:00 <Tim-Sim> :(
50:00 <Sunbeam> off?
50:00 <Sunbeam> or meaning at work?
50:00 <Tim-Sim> tomorrow is another day of work. today was a day off work
50:00 <Sunbeam> ok
50:00 <Sunbeam> some get of and off mixed up
50:00 <Sunbeam> i was just checking
50:00 <Tim-Sim> true
50:00 <Tim-Sim> like to and too
50:00 <Tim-Sim> their and there
50:00 <deadpandadolls> she could not receive, that would end her suffering
50:00 <Nice1> maybe she had anorexia deadpandadolls?
50:00 <deadpandadolls> what's it called
50:00 <Tim-Sim> _a_romeo_: same, it is great, isn't it?
50:00 <deadpandadolls> euth
50:00 <deadpandadolls> en
50:00 <deadpandadolls> something
50:00 <deadpandadolls> Tim-Sim you know what it's called right?
50:00 <_a_romeo_> yep :)
50:00 <MiaOneness> https://scontent.fnic2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16426066_1097752513686628_6699846761980564061_n.jpg?oh=d115eb5719ee83fbaad97ab3edb7e0d2&oe=59725357
50:00 <deadpandadolls> So she starved herself
50:00 <Nice1> euthenesia
50:00 <deadpandadolls> while her husband watched, _a_romeo_
50:00 <deadpandadolls> yes
50:00 <deadpandadolls> Nice1
50:00 <Nice1> yes
50:00 <deadpandadolls> that's the one
50:00 <deadpandadolls> and nobody cares.
51:00 <Sunbeam> what kind of work do you do Tim-Sim?
51:00 <Tim-Sim> your and you're
51:00 <Tim-Sim> fitter and turner
51:00 <nothing> lolll
51:00 <Nice1> see I know what im talkingabout deadpandadolls
51:00 <deadpandadolls> they're all wrought up over gay rights
51:00 <deadpandadolls> and LGBTQI shit
51:00 <Nice1> gays have right?
51:00 <deadpandadolls> I know Nice1.
51:00 <deadpandadolls> I know you care man
51:00 <Nice1> you are good at arguing arent ya
51:00 <deadpandadolls> point is, we have a lot more to be concerned with
51:00 <deadpandadolls> than the mundaine shit
51:00 <Tim-Sim> deadpandadolls: do you believe that people should be allowed to kill themselves?
51:00 <deadpandadolls> in the shortest time in Human history
52:00 <Sunbeam> of what? lol
52:00 <nothing> and pumpkin and loofah
52:00 <Tim-Sim> your, you're, yaw
52:00 <deadpandadolls> gay people and women have come along way
52:00 <deadpandadolls> we don't talk about men
52:00 <deadpandadolls> and how we have suffered
52:00 <deadpandadolls> the pyramids in egypt were built by slaves
52:00 <deadpandadolls> ie  men
52:00 <deadpandadolls> concentration camps, kill the women but use the men until they die
52:00 <Nice1> thats bullshit as well
52:00 <deadpandadolls> coolies in china during ww2
52:00 <deadpandadolls> all chinese people under japanese rule
53:00 <deadpandadolls> men have suffered too but we don't talk about that
53:00 <deadpandadolls> yer I do Tim-Sim
53:00 <deadpandadolls> I believe that whole heartedly
53:00 <_a_romeo_> i wanna work on the stock market
53:00 <Nice1> there are pyramids found all over the world deadpandadolls...and on mars as well
53:00 <deadpandadolls> I have watched someone die before because it was the only way out
53:00 <deadpandadolls> it does affect your emotional response
54:00 <amelia> mm pumpkin
54:00 <Tim-Sim> ching chong china man
54:00 <Tim-Sim> 2 sausages 
54:00 <Tim-Sim> lisa, do you like Kasabian?
54:00 <Nice1> slaves did not build the pyramids
54:00 <Nice1> deadpandadolls
54:00 <deadpandadolls> some of the oldest in South America
54:00 <deadpandadolls> it's fascinating
54:00 <_a_romeo_> are you dead inside?
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Probably
54:00 <deadpandadolls> inside
54:00 <Nice1> kelvera has destroyed you hey 
54:00 <Tim-Sim> today was a shit day
55:00 <Sunbeam> yep
55:00 <deadpandadolls> truth be told Nice1 we don't know
55:00 <deadpandadolls> do we
55:00 <Tim-Sim> it fucking sucked 
55:00 <deadpandadolls> we can surmise
55:00 <deadpandadolls> that's all
55:00 <Nice1> not reallyt
55:00 <deadpandadolls> skeletel remains found in china
55:00 <deadpandadolls> that almost prove the Peking man theory
55:00 <deadpandadolls> that most Chinese people believe, that they are related to Peking man
55:00 <deadpandadolls> upsets the established order, the out of Africa theory
55:00 <Nice1> pokemon theory
55:00 <deadpandadolls> because we don't know where humans came from
56:00 <deadpandadolls> we assume it's Africa
56:00 <Tim-Sim> it is not an assumption
56:00 <deadpandadolls> the guy that promoted the out of africa theory is alive, and not that old
56:00 <Nice1> nah they are desendants from the pleaidens
56:00 <Nice1> we are
56:00 <deadpandadolls> we assume also because the great apes are in africa
56:00 <deadpandadolls> but human being is a loose term
57:00 <nothing> I'm playing zelda and i called my horse Dimebag
57:00 <nothing> awesome.
57:00 <Tim-Sim> after darryl?
57:00 <nothing> yeah, lol.
57:00 <Tim-Sim> cool
57:00 <nothing> I used to call it offensive things like, my cock 
57:00 <nothing> but ive matured a little.
57:00 <amelia> which zelda
57:00 <nothing> Twilight Princess.
57:00 <nothing> Just managed to get it working.
57:00 <deadpandadolls> Neanderthals lived in Europe
57:00 <deadpandadolls> for about 200 000 before us
57:00 <deadpandadolls> adapted to their enviroment
57:00 <Nice1> humans didnt come from apes
57:00 <deadpandadolls> there were, a lot of human species
57:00 <tozza> cheers cunts
57:00 <deadpandadolls> certainly there would have been, all over
57:00 <tozza> MmMmM
57:00 <tozza> CARLTON
57:00 <tozza> tastes so yummy
57:00 <tozza> yummy in tozzas tummy
58:00 <nothing> I don't have any other consoles yet, i move around too much.
58:00 <amelia> too fancy for me
58:00 <nothing> I had a ps3 but it brokened.
58:00 <nothing> put in bin
58:00 <deadpandadolls> might answer the question as to why asians look so different
58:00 <Tim-Sim> do you drink every day, tozza?
58:00 <tozza> cause carlton is ymumy
58:00 <tozza> tim-sim probaby
58:00 <deadpandadolls> that was a silly thing for me to say Nice1
59:00 <amelia> i was like, i don't remember naming a horse
59:00 <amelia> yah they break too easily
59:00 <amelia> mine fucked up too
59:00 <nothing> ]good thing though, i was playing waaaay too much skyrim.
59:00 <Nice1> hmm oh well doesnt matter
59:00 <Nice1> dont worry about it
59:00 <deadpandadolls> but most people come to the subject
59:00 <deadpandadolls> with their school of thought
59:00 <deadpandadolls> and attempt to box it in to that
59:00 <tozza> nice1 really is a nice1
59:00 <tozza> thus the nick
59:00 <Nice1> thanks tozza
59:00 <deadpandadolls> they're the first to admit it too
59:00 <deadpandadolls> there was never a god
59:00 <tozza> that carlton is yummy?
59:00 <deadpandadolls> Ey
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