// #melbourne — 2016-10-06
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01:58:00 <digger_Dan> hey guys
02:06:00 <xm> prippit
02:35:00 <digger_Dan> wheres serenity
12:19:00 <kelly19> hi tim-sim
12:23:00 <Tim-Sim> hi kelly19
15:14:00 <Student> Greetings
16:50:00 <TheRon> 450!
17:23:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbepN4dKLbU
17:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: warm it up exe That's a 10! [h3h3productions] Views: 6,418,808 Uploader: h3h3Productions Uploaded: May 12, 2013 Duration: 0m28s Rating: 4.95
17:28:00 <TheRon> she don't use jelly or any of these
17:30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Flaming Lips - Tangerine.mp3 (3.35MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:39)
17:37:00 <TheRon> "i can't compete with Barry White" - Bargearse
17:41:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday
17:46:00 <TheRon> the black crows - hard to handle
18:02:00 <TheRon> i turn to stone when you are gone
18:19:00 <RipSnorter> hahahaha
18:20:00 <TheRon> swoop - apple eyes
18:20:00 <RipSnorter> Apple Eyes drinking strawberry wine together
18:21:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:23:00 <TheRon> i make hambourgers
18:40:00 <TheRon> so darling share this wine with me, we'll be together on the eve of world war 3
18:52:00 <TheRon> turn a blind eye to it all let sleeping dogs lie down in kings way
19:00:00 <TheRon> the rising sun just stole my girl away
19:06:00 <TheRon> all the blokes gather round shouting Ita's on tv
19:24:00 <Hobbs> heya Lumeah
19:25:00 <TheRon> well we're living here in Allentown
19:34:00 <TheRon> wuthering heights
19:49:00 <TheRon> just know i'd die to be with tonight
19:55:00 <Lumeah> yup
19:56:00 <TheRon> walking around on broken leg i can't get you out of my head
20:45:00 <couleurs> lmao @ breaker fucken loser on Austnet half him life!!!!!!!!
20:45:00 <MrMark> booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
20:49:00 <breaker> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL @ paul_banks still on AustNet looking for a life!!!!!1111
20:53:00 <couleurs> :)
20:59:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
21:06:00 <Picard> couleurs having trouble with the english language?
21:09:00 <couleurs> *sip*
21:09:00 <Q{{> <3 saucy juicy goss
21:10:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:12:00 <couleurs> go grow some hair Picard u bald bogan bich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:13:00 <Picard> lol
21:13:00 <Picard> fuck head
21:16:00 <Lumeah> man love
21:17:00 <Doodle> PICARD U BLUBBARD
21:17:00 <Doodle> hi
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
21:22:00 <TheRiddler> hai meelies
21:22:00 <TheRiddler> hi blubbard
21:28:00 <amelia> hai asheh how are thy
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm goods
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm trying to figure out what to do for dinner
21:30:00 <amelia> super fanks, gonna jump in showah
21:31:00 <amelia> may i suggest schnitzel
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> cool
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> yes but I have nun
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> I think I'll do red rooster
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> because I cbf cooking
21:42:00 <Picard> Doodle u limp prick
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> better than a flea dick
21:43:00 <Picard> if u say so boof
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> did you fall over?
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> +just
21:45:00 <Picard> hows that huge head?
22:03:00 <Picard> m
22:03:00 <Picard> mmmm
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> blubbard just came
22:12:00 <couleurs> :p
22:33:00 <Picard> boof what are u on about?
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/ujCYTP7h2ZaLu/giphy-downsized-large.gif
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> here's your daily doge amelia
22:35:00 <robot> hi it's me robot
22:35:00 <amelia> NO DATS A YUMMY CHOC CAKE
22:36:00 <amelia> my gosh
22:36:00 <amelia> i need dis cake
22:37:00 <robot> who set off my cake highlight
22:37:00 <amelia> dis was I
22:37:00 <robot> TheRiddler how many dog pics do you supply to amelia per day
22:38:00 <breaker> HAHA
22:38:00 <amelia> I would say at least 12
22:38:00 <amelia> i need moar
22:38:00 <robot> hi breaker i feel like that wasn't quite as funny as you think it was
22:40:00 <breaker> oKieDoKie
22:40:00 <robot> also you don't need bold all the time
22:40:00 <robot> just when shit is hilarious
22:41:00 <amelia> oKieDoKie
22:41:00 <robot> excuse me amelia you are not a unique and special snowflake you get the same rules
22:41:00 <couleurs> lolllllllll@breaker LOST HIS MIND LONG AGO FUCKEN LOSER kik
22:42:00 <couleurs> hi robot
22:42:00 <breaker> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL @ paul_banks still on AustNet looking for a life!!!!!1111
22:42:00 <robot> hey colers
22:43:00 <couleurs> HeHEh
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> oops
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> wrong 1
22:44:00 <robot> how was your day
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> http://66.media.tumblr.com/00c41fb1e3294eda615be5deb5f0a206/tumblr_oej6cdFHlq1ubtb93o1_400.gif
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> there
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> here you go amelia
22:44:00 <robot> thank
22:45:00 <couleurs> yes
22:45:00 <amelia> clever doge
22:46:00 <robot> hey you know that movie jurassic park
22:46:00 <robot> did you know that originally the script was written for dogs instead of dinosaurs?
22:47:00 <robot> it was gonna be called jurassic bark
22:47:00 <amelia> wobothedz
22:48:00 <robot> yes
22:48:00 <amelia> bwahahahahha
22:48:00 <robot> amelia what's the matter? you look stressed i think you need a holiday
22:48:00 <robot> on the pug boat https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a1/1e/05/a11e05fcaeaa7a16e7b36e05cb8dd31c.jpg
22:49:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHA
22:49:00 <robot> the pug boat amelia
22:49:00 <amelia> dats me in ma bathers
22:49:00 <robot> haha
22:49:00 <amelia> the dog is even wearing bathers
22:49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Ya4B7Kd.jpg
22:50:00 <robot> hmmm the jury is still out on this one, i'ma need you to analyse it and have your report on my desk in the morning
22:50:00 <robot> your lab report http://articles.barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tumblr_mrau77FPFy1syjddxo1_500.jpg
22:50:00 <amelia> HAHA
22:50:00 <amelia> moar
22:51:00 <robot> http://articles.barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tumblr_mgl2mbFnEI1rpd221o1_500.jpg
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> hey that's my job :p
22:51:00 <amelia> aaaahaahahahahahahaahaaha
22:51:00 <robot> this is my personal favourite. it's a photo of amelia and i, taken last year. http://articles.barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Pun.jpg
22:52:00 <amelia> gosh i remember that photo, im so tanned
22:52:00 <robot> n i wasn't even lookin at the camera
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/14469550_759850144156716_9000418902879276115_n.jpg?oh=10607635a8308dff1b4feccc08b5f95e&oe=58706073
22:52:00 <robot> so embarassing
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> here's a butt instead
22:53:00 <amelia> dat ass
22:53:00 <TheRiddler> I mean a watch lol
22:53:00 <robot> maybe you can get off the pug boat at south corgilina http://articles.barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tumblr_mlfbpqr0kd1rp7t13o1_1280.png
22:53:00 <amelia> you know i look at that happy puppy stuck in the tree pretty much every day
22:53:00 <TheRiddler> is it your screensaver?
22:53:00 <amelia> haha de big booty dawgs
22:54:00 <amelia> nah my puppy is screen saver
22:54:00 <robot> also, lol colours. nice pic
22:54:00 <robot> me on saturday morning http://articles.barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tumblr_my9bnec77Q1t2peixo1_500.jpg
22:55:00 <amelia> BWHAAHAHAHAHA
22:55:00 <robot> ruff day http://articles.barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/41.jpg
22:55:00 <robot> okay i'm spent, riddler you're it
22:56:00 <amelia> awww dis puppy needs a hug
22:56:00 <amelia> i can provide
22:57:00 <robot> i bet you can lol
22:58:00 <robot> endless hugs for depressive pugs
22:58:00 <amelia> I would jus lay down n let them jump all over
22:59:00 <robot> hehe
23:03:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
23:04:00 <Apocalyptic_Romeo> liver transplant
23:06:00 <couleurs> how meny coffee u had 2 day i had 3
23:06:00 <Apocalyptic_Romeo> i had too many i feel crook
23:07:00 <couleurs> RiP DuDe
23:07:00 <Apocalyptic_Romeo> ;)
23:19:00 <breaker> Lori.
23:19:00 <Picard> die in a fire.
23:20:00 <robot> i ate 1 coffee
23:20:00 <breaker> Did you eat the cup too?
23:22:00 <amelia> oKieDoKie
23:23:00 <Doodle> mm coffee
23:23:00 <Doodle> stick the kettle on thx luv
23:24:00 <amelia> TheRiddler
23:24:00 <amelia> asheh
23:24:00 <amelia> you made it thru night #2 of The Bachelorette IRC 2016
23:24:00 <Doodle> bascuse me gertie i'm addressing u
23:24:00 <amelia> so did you Doodle
23:24:00 <Doodle> oh
23:24:00 <Doodle> what do i win
23:24:00 <amelia> Picard unfortunately you were dismissed tonight
23:24:00 <Doodle> a gobbie on the snalbans line
23:25:00 <amelia> nothing yet but you are now in the top 8 for sharis heart
23:25:00 <Doodle> who the fuck is shari
23:25:00 <Doodle> like shari from lambchop?
23:25:00 <Doodle> isnt she dead
23:25:00 <amelia> a young blonde lass from Sydney, sweet with attitude, likes river sex, 2x kids
23:26:00 <Doodle> oh
23:26:00 <Doodle> no thx
23:26:00 <amelia> 2bad
23:26:00 <couleurs> 8)
23:26:00 <Doodle> for her!
23:27:00 <amelia> you can only leave if you have not received a rose
23:27:00 <amelia> soz but you received a rose tonight
23:27:00 <Doodle> oh
23:28:00 <amelia> here comes your competition
23:28:00 <Doodle> well that sucks
23:28:00 <Doodle> lol competition
23:29:00 <Apocalyptic_Romeo> 2 million questions
23:29:00 <amelia> all that's left is you TheRiddler breaker GoldSpade xm Arbition Ripsta President_Trump
23:29:00 <President_Trump> left for what
23:29:00 <amelia> pretty good odds there
23:29:00 <amelia> Picard received no rose tonight trump, you are safe until tomorrow
23:30:00 <robot> anyone like ali g?
23:30:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/ali-g-visits-a-farm-3051348
23:30:00 <Doodle> hehe odss is right
23:30:00 <Doodle> *odds
23:31:00 <amelia> hahaha
23:35:00 <President_Trump> when are the dates in the fantasy suite?
23:36:00 <amelia> have to wait til top 5
23:36:00 <President_Trump> i will turn off the lights then slip nate in to take my place
23:37:00 <amelia> tag teams are not accepted
23:37:00 <amelia> that is for the top 3
23:37:00 <Q{{> ali interviews noam chomsky (not pretty) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsTQ8swu788
23:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Da Ali G Show - Ali G interviews Noam Chomsky, Professor of Linguistics, MIT Views: 6,862 Uploader: StainesVideo Uploaded: Feb 3, 2014 Duration: 3m28s Rating: 4.81
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> oh cool
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:39:00 <amelia> yup good news
23:39:00 <President_Trump> show her the buttplug video to give TheRiddler a boost in the ranking
23:39:00 <robot> amelia rappin
23:39:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/appalled-mom-reading-rap-lyrics-can-actually-flow-3051539
23:39:00 <breaker> buttplug video
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> oh no you turn on breaker President_Trump
23:41:00 <amelia> ahahaahaha look @ me go
23:48:00 <robot> hahaha Tim-Sim
23:48:00 <robot> because it's like dim sim
23:48:00 <robot> get it?
23:49:00 <President_Trump> it's actually meant to be tim sims isnt it?
23:50:00 <amelia> youre all wrong
23:50:00 <amelia> its tim tams ok
23:50:00 <amelia> idiots
23:50:00 <President_Trump> tim tams are only for australians to eat
23:50:00 <President_Trump> that's not u
23:51:00 <amelia> you are going the right way about gettin kicked off the show
23:51:00 <amelia> got it?
23:51:00 <robot> don't mess with amelia
23:51:00 <President_Trump> what show?
23:51:00 <robot> she'll kick your head clean off
23:52:00 <amelia> ye dats exactly wot I'll do
23:52:00 <amelia> capiche?
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/viralthread/videos/569792526543782/
23:58:00 <President_Trump> if u want me in bachelorette do a jen or prom edition
23:58:00 <amelia> HAHAHA
23:59:00 <amelia> no, my prom is taken
23:59:00 <amelia> you let that ship sail im afraid
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