// #melbourne — 2016-10-05
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00:15:00 <IthinkNot> good morn all
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
03:42:00 <Student> Greetings :)
04:48:00 <Pac> `info
15:32:00 <spence> Hi
15:34:00 <kelly19> hi spence
15:35:00 <spence> How they hangin
17:20:00 <TheRon> 520!
18:22:00 <TheRon> when smokey sings i hear violins
18:22:00 <zaim> abc
18:22:00 <TheRon> indeed
18:31:00 <TheRon> vics 5 for 343, fuck me
18:40:00 <TheRon> if you look closer it easy to trace, the tracks of my tears
18:44:00 <TheRon> jane bunn, i can think of 2 reasons to watch her
18:44:00 <couleurs> ( . ) ( . )
18:45:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:58:00 <TheRon> part time lover
19:08:00 <TheRon> the tears of a clown when theres no one around
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin meelies
20:37:00 <amelia> haiiii asheh
20:38:00 <amelia> would you like to be on The Bachelorette -IRC 2016
20:39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:39:00 <TheRiddler> who is the bachelorette?
20:39:00 <amelia> sharni
20:40:00 <amelia> a young blonde lass from sydney, sweet with attitude, 2x kids, likes sex in the river, great eyeballs
20:41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:41:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know her
20:41:00 <TheRiddler> so probably not
20:42:00 <amelia> well too bad I've jus authorised your submission
20:42:00 <amelia> so far its you and slinky_j
20:42:00 <amelia> I need 8 moar
20:42:00 <amelia> President_Trump is #3
20:43:00 <amelia> breaker is #4
20:43:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlueXTP5R84iEc8/giphy.gif
20:43:00 <President_Trump> what
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> is there pix
20:44:00 <amelia> you are part of The Bachelorette -IRC 2016 trump
20:44:00 <amelia> Will you get a rose or won't you? Tune in tomorrow night to find out
20:45:00 <President_Trump> maybe if anotherirc3r is the bachelorette
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/UrkFRsYk3NVRu/giphy.gif
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> here's your daily doge
20:45:00 <amelia> no its sharni
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:46:00 <amelia> ahahahaha awww hallo little doge
20:47:00 <digger_Dan> bloody disgrace society is nowdays
20:47:00 <TheRiddler> http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/239990-2/PlayStation-3D-Brazil.gif
20:47:00 <digger_Dan> i was on the bus and a bunch of teenagers, imigrants mind you
20:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:48:00 <digger_Dan> wouldnt even let an old army veteran like me sit down
20:48:00 <amelia> xm is also a contendor
20:48:00 <amelia> need jus 1x more
20:48:00 <digger_Dan> i bloody well gave my life for this country
20:48:00 <Zade> oh
20:48:00 <President_Trump> nate return from the dead
20:48:00 <digger_Dan> some fucken gratitude would be nice
20:49:00 <amelia> perhaps, he would be the underdog tho
20:49:00 <TheRiddler> get a new brain lt dan
20:49:00 <amelia> due to a previous slight hiccup
20:49:00 <Picard> gday
20:49:00 <TheRiddler> what about picard?
20:50:00 <amelia> ok here we go
20:50:00 <amelia> picard is lucky #10
20:50:00 <TheRiddler> he'd have to leave his sister-wife tho
20:51:00 <Picard> TheRiddler hows that huge boof head of yours, exploded yet?
20:51:00 <amelia> first person to not receive a rose is...
20:51:00 <amelia> slinky_j
20:52:00 <amelia> you all survived the first night and have another chance at true love
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:52:00 <digger_Dan> wheres serenity?
20:53:00 <TheRiddler> she dont talk to ppl with no legs
20:53:00 <digger_Dan> maurice?
20:53:00 <TheRiddler> or a brain
20:54:00 <digger_Dan> bastardly_one, shadowlurker, pandasdontdrive, johninja, faux
20:54:00 <digger_Dan> wow all my old crew is gone
20:54:00 <President_Trump> why are you bringing this nh shit to here? melb is for mature discussion
20:55:00 <digger_Dan> just asking thats all
20:55:00 <digger_Dan> dont have a cry mate
20:55:00 <amelia> AHAHA
20:55:00 <amelia> yes he is very grumpy isn't he
20:56:00 <amelia> we call him grumpy_trumpy
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> his wig blew off today
20:56:00 <amelia> HaiRPieCe FiSH
20:58:00 <President_Trump> lols
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:06:00 <Picard> thestig hows its going nuffy
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> I am watching my club's best n fairest award night
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> atm
21:10:00 <Picard> with your dick in your hand?
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> why not
21:11:00 <President_Trump> 2 flags in 100 years pathetic club
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> Tigers longest without a GF appearance now
21:13:00 <President_Trump> carlton still most successful
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/NeighbourhoodWatchForWA/photos/a.1543737582584892.1073741828.1543166135975370/1657470434544939/?type=3&theater
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
21:15:00 <Picard> that news is a week old, move on
21:16:00 <amelia> puppy dogeeeeee
21:17:00 <President_Trump> give a pic for me TheRiddler
21:19:00 <President_Trump> why are the afl making a new medal for that loser bob
21:19:00 <President_Trump> just devalues them
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> http://pedestriantv-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images%2Farticle%2F2016%2F03%2F16%2Ftrumpoo.gif this is you talking
21:22:00 <President_Trump> why are they giving out an extra medal?
21:22:00 <President_Trump> they are making a new one
21:24:00 <President_Trump> bulldogs will be the first team to go from first to 18th the next year
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> you're so retarded
21:27:00 <President_Trump> no good young talent
21:27:00 <President_Trump> guys like bob in a wheelchair
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avnXEKq_700b.jpg
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> I'm december
21:38:00 <amelia> ahahahaah
21:39:00 <couleurs> U Cheeky Sausage
21:39:00 <amelia> sosage
21:41:00 <couleurs> Yeap
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> what month are you amelia? :p
21:43:00 <President_Trump> well i just PIGGED DOWN a slice of CHEESECAKE
21:43:00 <amelia> march
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> cool
21:44:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:44:00 <digger_Dan> President_Trump u say that like as if you're fit and u regret it
21:44:00 <digger_Dan> dont lie you obese shit
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> bondage sex :P
21:45:00 <couleurs> lolllllllll@breaker on Austnet since 1993
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> tho I dont that's what it means by spiritual and bonded sex
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> LOL @ breaker
21:45:00 <digger_Dan> how is that possible
21:45:00 <digger_Dan> to be on here since 1993
21:46:00 <apocalyptic> cum
21:46:00 <President_Trump> this CHEESECAKE is so good, lollllllllllllll @ digger_Dan cant afford CHEESECAKE
21:49:00 <couleurs> u r a CHEESECAKE
21:49:00 <amelia> oreo cheesecake
21:49:00 <digger_Dan> lol President_Trump mate im a doctor
21:49:00 <digger_Dan> i earn like $500,000 a year
21:49:00 <digger_Dan> .
21:50:00 <apocalyptic> like?
21:50:00 <amelia> a doctor like Ross Gellar?
21:50:00 <President_Trump> what sort of doctor?
21:50:00 <digger_Dan> GP
21:50:00 <digger_Dan> i own my own clinic and am the senior doctor there
21:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck should of come to you with my symptons i had lol
21:50:00 <apocalyptic> do you own a house?
21:50:00 <digger_Dan> 4 in fact.
21:51:00 <digger_Dan> :)
21:51:00 <apocalyptic> ahaha i c
21:51:00 <digger_Dan> i think its quite safe to say that im pretty much far, far above any of you here in life
21:51:00 <apocalyptic> do you have a girlfriend?
21:51:00 <digger_Dan> no
21:52:00 <digger_Dan> i have a wife.
21:52:00 <apocalyptic> ok
21:52:00 <apocalyptic> i c
21:52:00 <President_Trump> just PIGGED DOWN a coffee after
21:52:00 <President_Trump> my CHEESECAKE lols
21:52:00 <apocalyptic> i've had 6 coffees today
21:53:00 <digger_Dan> ok im joking
21:53:00 <digger_Dan> im unemployed
21:53:00 <apocalyptic> oh,
21:53:00 <amelia> yeah well digger_Dan has had 7 coffees
21:53:00 <digger_Dan> centrelink is my life yo
21:53:00 <amelia> he wins and hes better
21:53:00 <digger_Dan> lol
21:53:00 <digger_Dan> and im a doctor of thuganomics
21:53:00 <couleurs> if he was a real docter his nick would be docter_Dan
21:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb
21:54:00 <amelia> PhD in sucking dick
21:54:00 <digger_Dan> amelia thats your mum
21:54:00 <President_Trump> dr of pedoing
21:54:00 <amelia> nice wun doc
21:54:00 <digger_Dan> pipe down bitch
21:54:00 <couleurs> kik
21:54:00 <apocalyptic> wins? wins what?
21:55:00 <digger_Dan> men are speaking.
21:55:00 <digger_Dan> bankhanded.
21:55:00 <digger_Dan> backhanded.
21:55:00 <digger_Dan> be greatful you arent living in saudi arabia
21:55:00 <digger_Dan> or you'd be facing worse.
21:55:00 <amelia> ye men are dropping mum jokes
21:55:00 <apocalyptic> vb is good beer
21:55:00 <amelia> So CooL
21:56:00 <digger_Dan> wat about u
21:56:00 <digger_Dan> s club 7 motherfucka
21:56:00 <slower> thats realy big of you digger_Dan
21:56:00 <amelia> ok jus don't bankhand me pls
21:56:00 <digger_Dan> i corrected it
21:56:00 <digger_Dan> backhanded.
21:56:00 <amelia> bankhand me back to saudi arabia
21:56:00 <digger_Dan> so u cant diss me on that
21:57:00 <digger_Dan> its true, u llive here in australia with all that feminist rights shit goin on
21:57:00 <digger_Dan> u dont know how lucky u have it
21:57:00 <digger_Dan> try sprouting feminism in the middle east
21:57:00 <amelia> thanks for all your wisdom
21:57:00 <amelia> oh wise one
21:57:00 <digger_Dan> you'll get burnt
21:57:00 <apocalyptic> pizza is great stuff
21:57:00 <President_Trump> amelia is from the middle east
21:57:00 <President_Trump> croatia
21:58:00 <digger_Dan> thats not really middle east tho
21:58:00 <digger_Dan> they aint arabs
21:58:00 <amelia> u don't know how lucky you are to be able to order pizza apocalyptic
21:58:00 <apocalyptic> :)
21:58:00 <amelia> if you were in Ethiopia this would not be possible
21:58:00 <digger_Dan> stop tryin to make me look stupid
21:58:00 <digger_Dan> its not working
21:58:00 <amelia> all that povery shit going on
21:59:00 <amelia> poverty
21:59:00 <digger_Dan> lol learn to spell
21:59:00 <digger_Dan> go back to school bitch
21:59:00 <amelia> ...
21:59:00 <President_Trump> lol povery
21:59:00 <President_Trump> wot a dumb bitch
21:59:00 <amelia> remind me how to spell grateful again digger_Dan
21:59:00 <slower> digger_Dan time to shut up
21:59:00 <digger_Dan> da fuk
21:59:00 <digger_Dan> who are u cunt
22:00:00 <President_Trump> hello Maurice
22:00:00 <digger_Dan> I'm craving a latte mocchachini
22:00:00 <digger_Dan> extra cream
22:00:00 <apocalyptic> $
22:01:00 <amelia> did your nursing assistant fetch it for you
22:01:00 <digger_Dan> lol
22:01:00 <apocalyptic> extra cum
22:02:00 <digger_Dan> im gona be applying to be on next years married at first sight
22:02:00 <digger_Dan> perhaps i'll get a nice wife from it
22:02:00 <digger_Dan> if not, i'll still get fame
22:02:00 <apocalyptic> my penis is a curse
22:03:00 <apocalyptic> mmm good tobbaco bad health
22:04:00 <apocalyptic> 7pm here in Perth
22:05:00 <digger_Dan> perth is a fucken shithole
22:05:00 <apocalyptic> :)
22:05:00 <apocalyptic> :P
22:05:00 <apocalyptic> haha
22:05:00 <apocalyptic> why you say that?
22:05:00 <President_Trump> the only reason i would ever go to perth is to search for serenity's body at the bottom of the swan river
22:05:00 <digger_Dan> full of old white ppl who loves the british royal family
22:05:00 <apocalyptic> mmm
22:05:00 <digger_Dan> so old fashioned and dull
22:05:00 <President_Trump> plenty of south african pigs in wa too
22:06:00 <digger_Dan> yep
22:07:00 <digger_Dan> im maori btw
22:08:00 <apocalyptic> im too horny
22:08:00 <digger_Dan> i laugh at non-islander ppl out there with our tribal tattoos on there arms
22:08:00 <digger_Dan> fucken posers
22:09:00 <apocalyptic> i love video games
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aopLrqe_460sv.mp4
22:10:00 <digger_Dan> that shits for kids mate
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> video games for kids lol
22:11:00 <digger_Dan> nothin lamer than grown ass adult men who still plays video games
22:11:00 <digger_Dan> wat are u fucken 5?
22:11:00 <digger_Dan> do real shit adult men do
22:11:00 <digger_Dan> i go wild boar hunting
22:11:00 <amelia> so cool when people think others wanna hear all their opinions
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> you do know video games were originally targetted at adults right
22:12:00 <digger_Dan> yeah the weak pussy ones who still lives in their parents house
22:13:00 <digger_Dan> the virgins
22:13:00 <digger_Dan> lol
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> digger_dan is so old he still thinks bow hawke is pm
22:13:00 <digger_Dan> TheRiddler i just described you
22:13:00 <digger_Dan> does it hurt u
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> nope
22:13:00 <digger_Dan> u know what
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> I have legs
22:14:00 <digger_Dan> i think your abit of a smartarse mate
22:14:00 <apocalyptic> fishing!
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> yep
22:14:00 <xm> < amelia> xm is also a contendor <--- you left out Arbition. he'd say something like her eyes are beautiful and match the colour of his panties. they were made for each other or something
22:14:00 <amelia> nope i included Arbition
22:15:00 <xm> what's the list and rank 'em by odds
22:15:00 <amelia> he is in the top 9 contenders
22:15:00 <digger_Dan> I don't think i really like smartarses.
22:15:00 <apocalyptic> who's had dinner?
22:16:00 <amelia> TheRiddler President_Trump xm GoldSpade Ripstaa Arbition Picard breaker Doodle
22:16:00 <President_Trump> arbition would not go in the contest, he has been burnt too badly before when he was on the pedo with her
22:16:00 <apocalyptic> m
22:16:00 <amelia> slinky_j was first one voted out
22:16:00 <digger_Dan> lol TheRiddler is shittin himself now
22:16:00 <digger_Dan> all talk no walk biatch
22:16:00 <apocalyptic> im fucking starving
22:17:00 <amelia> my money is on Arbition though sharni did speak favorably towards Trump
22:17:00 <President_Trump> who's donig the voting?
22:17:00 <amelia> its early days though
22:17:00 <amelia> she is doing the voting, she will hand out roses tomorrow to all bar one
22:17:00 <apocalyptic> is there really an endless amount of porn on the internet?
22:17:00 <amelia> and for the next 7 days after that
22:18:00 <President_Trump> when is nate going in as an intruder
22:18:00 <xm> lol
22:18:00 <amelia> dont ruin the surprises
22:18:00 <apocalyptic> what a shit show
22:18:00 <digger_Dan> the bachelorette
22:18:00 <apocalyptic> yeah
22:18:00 <xm> he will drive the bus for them with sunglasses and a cap
22:18:00 <xm> and then later he takes them off to reveal, and turns around
22:18:00 <xm> NATE!!!!
22:18:00 <digger_Dan> its a racist show
22:18:00 <amelia> this is the IRC 2016 version
22:18:00 <digger_Dan> all white
22:18:00 <apocalyptic> answer me
22:18:00 <apocalyptic> is there really an endless amount of porn on the internet?
22:18:00 <digger_Dan> there has never been any colored contestants
22:18:00 <Picard> yes
22:19:00 <apocalyptic> mmm
22:19:00 <apocalyptic> ok :)
22:19:00 <Picard> amelia is constantly making beastiality
22:19:00 <amelia> by constantly he means like twice
22:19:00 <President_Trump> amelia wants to live in a castle
22:19:00 <Picard> 4 times, be honesy
22:19:00 <President_Trump> dirty bitch
22:19:00 <Picard> what did u like most, pony or dog?
22:20:00 <digger_Dan> Picard
22:20:00 <digger_Dan> how old are u
22:20:00 <apocalyptic> ...
22:20:00 <apocalyptic> 68
22:20:00 <apocalyptic> :P
22:20:00 <Picard> 77
22:20:00 <amelia> only a special castle
22:20:00 <Picard> u
22:20:00 <apocalyptic> ahaha
22:20:00 <digger_Dan> Picard, Bastardly_One sends his regards
22:20:00 <digger_Dan> from the grave
22:20:00 <Picard> isnt he dead
22:20:00 <digger_Dan> he died a few months ago from cancer
22:21:00 <Picard> good
22:21:00 <digger_Dan> come on man
22:21:00 <digger_Dan> i never really liked him
22:21:00 <Picard> whay
22:21:00 <Picard> what
22:21:00 <xm> where did you hear that
22:21:00 <digger_Dan> but im not celebrating his passing
22:21:00 <xm> i know he was quite sick
22:21:00 <digger_Dan> its sad
22:21:00 <Picard> he had aids
22:21:00 <digger_Dan> i heard from his sister who he was living with
22:22:00 <Picard> too much taking it in the arse
22:22:00 <digger_Dan> he led a sad existance, he had to live at his younger sisters place at the mercy of her husband and family
22:22:00 <digger_Dan> cause he didnt have anywhere else to go
22:22:00 <Picard> lol
22:23:00 <Picard> no one cares, cunts like him always get what they deserve
22:23:00 <Picard> pedo cunt
22:23:00 <digger_Dan> why would u say that
22:23:00 <digger_Dan> what did he do?
22:23:00 <apocalytic_romeo> i smoked some pot last night and it gave me a headache
22:25:00 <xm> shouldve mixed it with panadol
22:28:00 <apocalytic_romeo> i c :)
22:29:00 <xm> how's the chookz
22:29:00 <xm> or did you EAT them
22:29:00 <apocalytic_romeo> chicken is a kicking
22:30:00 <apocalytic_romeo> i ate some great chicken with mayo
22:31:00 <NICKCHANGEWHORE> cooling down my pizza you guys just keep talking shit it's great
22:31:00 <robot> k
22:31:00 <xm> ice cube toppings?
22:31:00 <xm> yum
22:31:00 <NICKCHANGEWHORE> ahaha supreme
22:32:00 <xm> what's everyone favourite type of manure
22:32:00 <xm> i like chook poop tbh
22:32:00 <robot> manure i hate manure
22:32:00 <robot> -- colours
22:32:00 <robot> what u get?
22:32:00 <xm> nektar p6
22:32:00 <xm> it integrates well with Reason and Logic
22:34:00 <robot> rad
22:35:00 <NICKCHANGEWHORE> is ivory any good?
22:37:00 <xm> yes, i got this keyboard custom made with ivory keys
22:37:00 <NICKCHANGEWHORE> ahh
22:37:00 <xm> it'll be mym gimmick
22:37:00 <xm> as an artist
22:37:00 <couleurs> :p
22:37:00 <xm> and maybe the lego helmet amelia mentioned elsewhere
22:38:00 <xm> Hi All
22:38:00 <couleurs> hiiiiii
22:38:00 <robot> amelia steals ideas though she got it from daft punk just removed the lights put lego presto
22:38:00 <robot> hi Doodle
22:38:00 <Doodle> sup g
22:39:00 <amelia> steal ur face
22:39:00 <Doodle> hi gertie
22:39:00 <robot> lol
22:39:00 <amelia> hai doodietoodie
22:39:00 <robot> xm u get 61 or 49 version?
22:39:00 <Doodle> whats happening
22:39:00 <xm> 61, of course
22:39:00 <amelia> o u no
22:39:00 <amelia> u?
22:39:00 <xm> price difference between teh two is small and i have the space
22:39:00 <Doodle> lol
22:39:00 <Doodle> school
22:40:00 <amelia> o ye
22:40:00 <Doodle> 2 months to go
22:40:00 <amelia> do you write your names on your textas
22:40:00 <Doodle> nahhhh
22:40:00 <amelia> connector pens
22:40:00 <robot> yeh
22:40:00 <amelia> make a gun pew pew
22:40:00 <Doodle> online classes m8
22:40:00 <Doodle> had one earlier
22:40:00 <robot> i write amelias name on bathroom walls with textas does that count
22:41:00 <amelia> CaLL MeLia 4 a GooD TiMe
22:41:00 <xm> i took my psuychiatric pills and wrote out amelia's name with it. i thought she'd be toucehd, but she mocks with with this bachelorette business saying i wont even win
22:41:00 <amelia> AHAHA
22:41:00 <amelia> look i think you will make it to top 5
22:42:00 <Doodle> call gertie for mediocre time, money back guarantee!
22:42:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
22:43:00 <Doodle> you're guaranteed to not want ur money back after u see what she does with it
22:43:00 <robot> for a good time call amelia ps shes really good @ chess -- bathroom wall
22:43:00 <Doodle> castle ya
22:44:00 <amelia> gotchur rook u dirty chook
22:44:00 <Doodle> eheheee
22:44:00 <Doodle> chess jokes
22:44:00 <Doodle> gold
22:45:00 <robot> oh
22:45:00 <robot> that was actually well done amelia
22:45:00 <breaker> looooollllllllllllllllllllll @ Doodle
22:45:00 <amelia> you say it like you're surprised
22:46:00 <Doodle> oh look its dicknose
22:46:00 <Doodle> hi dave are you feeling angry tonight
22:46:00 <Doodle> do u want a fight
22:46:00 <robot> get outchya queen to save the king call up amelia shes got a nice
22:46:00 <robot> never mind.
22:46:00 <Doodle> peen
22:47:00 <amelia> HAY
22:47:00 <breaker> No thanks Doodle, I don't want to rub peenies with you.
22:47:00 <Doodle> praise d lawd
22:47:00 <Doodle> no infections for me!
22:48:00 <amelia> is k jus rub yohghurt over the itchy spots
22:48:00 <amelia> clear dat rash right up
22:48:00 <Doodle> mango or banana
22:48:00 <robot> LOL
22:48:00 <robot> yoghurt
22:49:00 <xm> m8 top 5 isnt good enough. it has to be top 2, so the nation can talk about me non-stop. it's win-win. if i win, i win. if i lose, everyone will talk about how she got the wrong guy
22:49:00 <amelia> im sorry i jus dont think you're going to get top 2
22:49:00 <amelia> look i am the producer don't make me cut you out
22:49:00 <Doodle> u better do what she says
22:50:00 <Doodle> she will make u s her d
22:50:00 <xm> it's OK, i just complained to mum and she says ill always be #1 with her
22:51:00 <Doodle> nice 1
22:51:00 <amelia> godamnit mrs frankeh
22:51:00 <robot> i am for reaaaaaaaaaal -- amelia
22:52:00 <amelia> never meant 2 make your stupid slut daughter cry
22:52:00 <amelia> stupid slut i not apologising
22:52:00 <robot> lol
22:53:00 <robot> n that's when katatonic_kate01 said 'pull over robot, i've eaten too much chicken, i'm gonna spew'
22:53:00 <robot> oh
22:53:00 <robot> hi kate.
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i’m vegan - so lies!
22:54:00 <robot> are you really
22:54:00 <robot> do u hate non vegas
22:54:00 <robot> vegans
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> right now i am, yes. Dont ask me later.
22:54:00 <amelia> VeGaS
22:55:00 <amelia> aw kid cudi
22:56:00 <amelia> checked self in due to depression and suicidal thoughts
22:56:00 <robot> is he there day n nite?
22:56:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
22:56:00 <amelia> fuck u hes on the pursuit of happiness ok
22:57:00 <xm> butter chicken tonight
22:57:00 <robot> :P
22:57:00 <xm> who's jealous
22:57:00 <robot> vegans
22:58:00 <amelia> i thought banh mi
22:58:00 <xm> nah im going along with the joke pong is viet
22:58:00 <amelia> ohhhh
22:58:00 <xm> that's why i was going all FOB on him
22:58:00 <amelia> he wishes
22:59:00 <amelia> he is normal Caucasian male named Norman (Norm for short)
22:59:00 <xm> oh Normal Norman
22:59:00 <a_romeo> im full now from my pizza
23:00:00 <a_romeo> i have bad eyesight
23:01:00 <a_romeo> i've got glasses that i can ware
23:01:00 <amelia> do u think u will get a hamburger for xmas this year romeo?
23:01:00 <amelia> i sure hope so
23:01:00 <a_romeo> hehe
23:01:00 <a_romeo> ihope i get you :P
23:01:00 <amelia> that escalated
23:01:00 <xm> bachelor for amelia'
23:01:00 <xm> 1 contender only
23:02:00 <xm> harharharhahr
23:02:00 <amelia> ahaahahahahaha
23:02:00 <amelia> everyone else pulls out
23:02:00 <a_romeo> i hope i can make a burger and share it with you
23:02:00 <xm> instead of roses you can have scratch and sniff stickers
23:02:00 <robot> lolll
23:02:00 <xm> a_romeo grows everything next to his carvan fresh
23:03:00 <a_romeo> :)
23:03:00 <xm> caravan*
23:03:00 <amelia> I dunno, depends wotchu like on your burgers
23:03:00 <xm> lettuce, tomatos, wheat (he makes bread from scratch even)
23:03:00 <amelia> no tomato
23:03:00 <a_romeo> ahh
23:03:00 <xm> the fuck
23:03:00 <amelia> no pickle
23:03:00 <xm> tomato is the best bit a
23:03:00 <xm> fter hte patty
23:03:00 <amelia> no raw onion
23:03:00 <amelia> actually, no onion
23:03:00 <xm> minimalist burger
23:04:00 <amelia> beetroot
23:04:00 <amelia> cheese
23:04:00 <amelia> lettuce
23:04:00 <amelia> sauce hm what else
23:04:00 <xm> the rules are if you dont want tomato slices you cant have tomato sauce
23:04:00 <amelia> CAN SO
23:05:00 <robot> his carvan
23:05:00 <amelia> raw tomato is rank
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> subway?
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> oh
23:05:00 <robot> excuse me
23:05:00 <robot> did you just
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> raw onion is ok
23:05:00 <robot> i don't quite know if we can be friends anymore amelia.
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:06:00 <robot> ow my pancreas
23:06:00 <robot> -- robot
23:06:00 <amelia> well den how bout u go n play wif your cats while eating mato's
23:06:00 <xm> do you have cats robot ?
23:06:00 <TheRiddler> he has robot cats
23:06:00 <robot> i don't, she's just teasing me
23:06:00 <robot> :P
23:07:00 <amelia> uhm
23:07:00 <amelia> he has 4 cats
23:07:00 <robot> she thinks i'll bite but i won't coz i'm not hungry y would i be i got all this tomato
23:07:00 <amelia> had 5 but it was really the neighbours which he stole and the neighbour has since stolen it back
23:07:00 <xm> robot's piano, perfectly tuned --> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Cat_piano_1883.jpg
23:08:00 <TheRiddler> when do we know who has won the irc bachorlette?
23:08:00 <robot> haha
23:08:00 <amelia> in approximately 8 days time asheh
23:08:00 <xm> TheRiddler: you won all those footy games
23:08:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
23:08:00 <xm> i think you're on a winning streak
23:08:00 <xm> i think you'll win this too
23:08:00 <amelia> i shall keep you informed
23:08:00 <TheRiddler> I am
23:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:08:00 <xm> im backing TheRiddler
23:08:00 <amelia> no i don't think he'll win tbh
23:08:00 <xm> he has the luck
23:09:00 <amelia> he has a disadvantage of not knowing the bachelorette
23:09:00 <amelia> aka sharni
23:09:00 <robot> http://cornellajoan.tumblr.com/post/53835438086
23:09:00 <Doodle> the bacheloadofcrap
23:09:00 <robot> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
23:09:00 <TheRiddler> I'll win when amelia is the bachelorette :P
23:09:00 <amelia> bwahahahah
23:10:00 <robot> are you amelia's favourite, TheRiddler?
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> worst show ever!
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> for the daily doge
23:10:00 <robot> you are aren't you
23:10:00 <robot> you sly old dog
23:10:00 <xm> amelia talks about TheRiddler non-stop in another channel, says he's cute in all his cosplay pics and all that. says she wants to cuddle him like the way a jap man cuddles his school girl pillow
23:11:00 <Doodle> w00f
23:11:00 <robot> that's pretty intense, amelia
23:11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:11:00 <amelia> is true, i do like to cuddle like a jap man cuddles his hello kitty pillow
23:11:00 <Doodle> lol u poor sad git
23:11:00 <TheRiddler> my friend has a girl pillow
23:11:00 <Doodle> :/
23:12:00 <Doodle> ur friend has issues
23:12:00 <amelia> ive been throwin down all these hints @ asheh and he jus aint been catching em
23:12:00 <robot> you are your friend, aren't you.
23:12:00 <TheRiddler> yes
23:12:00 <Doodle> lol
23:12:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA that sounded like Pokemon
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler you have some interesting (weirdo) friends
23:12:00 <amelia> and i didn't even mean to
23:12:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler, amelia wants u to treat her like a loyal customer
23:12:00 <TheRiddler> I'm just as bad as Ash in pokemon
23:12:00 <Doodle> and punch a hole in her box
23:12:00 <amelia> godamnit
23:13:00 <amelia> that is not wot i want
23:13:00 <Doodle> mmhmmm
23:13:00 <amelia> i want moar dog memes
23:13:00 <Doodle> well
23:13:00 <Doodle> its similar, i was close
23:13:00 <amelia> fair call
23:13:00 <TheRiddler> charizard keeps burning off my face
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/14469655_10155093676945400_251534783210453359_n.png?oh=7f7241ec421d19fc55af35092a5d7c22&oe=5868B53C
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> here you go meelies
23:14:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
23:14:00 <amelia> PUP PERONI
23:15:00 <Doodle> lol
23:15:00 <Doodle> weirdos
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14581353_10155092679570400_2086254564542133247_n.png?oh=588d84788466aa0ee44285889e09a0d1&oe=58A543CF
23:16:00 <amelia> cute face
23:17:00 <robot> thanks
23:18:00 <amelia> :)))
23:18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:19:00 <xm> lollll there's a pale woman married to an Asian on my friend's fb called Anita Tan
23:19:00 <robot> ahahahahahaha
23:19:00 <amelia> HAHA
23:19:00 <robot> rofl
23:19:00 <robot> i like it when things are funny
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:21:00 <couleurs> lmao
23:21:00 <couleurs> i get it
23:21:00 <amelia> gw cereals!!!
23:22:00 <xm> people who complain about too much sex
23:22:00 <xm> idgi
23:22:00 <amelia> who complaining
23:23:00 <amelia> AHAHA
23:23:00 <amelia> OOPS
23:23:00 <amelia> n1
23:23:00 <xm> danku
23:23:00 <xm> yet you still think i wont make it to top 2
23:24:00 <amelia> soz maybe in 2017 IRC Bachelorette
23:24:00 <xm> is that when trump becomes Melania
23:25:00 <amelia> he wishes jellyfishes
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint nobody got time for that
23:29:00 <President_Trump> hello katatonic_kate01
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there trump!!!!!!
23:37:00 <President_Trump> how are you babe?
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14601080_10154629748814048_6458626108772679595_n.jpg?oh=a6edc61aaedf0475cd678174059902c7&oe=5878CD54
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