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00:59:59 <Avatar> that's what I thought
01:41:34 <Sylarius> hey all, anyone online?
02:16:24 <mib_m9zg2d> hello?
02:27:43 <Avatar> what's your problem this time mekkis
02:27:55 <Avatar> you don't get to call someone disgusting without context
02:28:15 <Avatar> we ban people for less than that here
03:34:40 <Steven1> i think im going to make chicken tacos tonight
04:19:17 <Brunius-> You do?
04:23:43 <Avatar> basically
05:21:17 <Mekkis> Avatar, why didn;t you tell me about Conquest?
05:22:31 <Steven1> its okay avatar, despite the fact you sucked as a movie, i still think you're a good guy
05:24:11 <Mekkis> Steven1, what was wrong with the movie Avatar?
05:24:26 <Steven1> i just didnt enjoy it at all
05:30:29 <Avatar> what about conquest
05:58:43 <Steven1> yo
06:01:53 <Avatar> ye
06:02:14 <Avatar> there is a thread about a lot of shitty FAQs/erratas over the years
06:02:23 <Avatar> man it's pretty awful
06:02:40 <Avatar> many rulings I didn't know about
06:02:46 <Avatar> some that completely hinder PFS
06:06:45 <Steven1> yeah, good times.
06:18:49 <Mekkis> !spell disguise self
06:18:53 <diebot> Mekkis, DISGUISE SELF illusion (glamer[]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, alchemist 1, inquisitor 1, antipaladin 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S Duration: 10 min./level Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
06:18:53 <diebot> You make yourself--including clothing, armor, weapons, and equipmen--look different. You can seem 1 foot shorter or taller, thin, fat, or in between. You cannot change your creature type (although you can appear as another subtype). Otherwise, the extent of the apparent change is up to you. You could add or obscure a minor feature or look like an
06:18:53 <diebot> entirely different person or gender. The spell does not provide the abilities or mannerisms of the chosen form, nor does it alter the perceived tactile (touch) or audible (sound) properties of you or your equipment. If you use this spell to create a disguise, you get a +10 bonus on the Disguise check. A creature that interacts with the glamer gets
06:18:53 <diebot> a Will save to recognize it as an illusion.
06:18:55 <Mekkis> !spell shadow walk
06:18:56 <diebot> Mekkis, SHADOW WALK illusion (shadow[shadow]) bard 5, sorcerer/wizard 6, alchemist 6 1 standard action Range: touch up to one touched creature/level Comp: V, S Duration: 1 hour/level Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:18:56 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/shadow_walk.html
06:24:21 <Mekkis> !spell disguise self
06:24:22 <diebot> Mekkis, DISGUISE SELF illusion (glamer[]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, alchemist 1, inquisitor 1, antipaladin 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S Duration: 10 min./level Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
06:24:22 <diebot> You make yourself--including clothing, armor, weapons, and equipmen--look different. You can seem 1 foot shorter or taller, thin, fat, or in between. You cannot change your creature type (although you can appear as another subtype). Otherwise, the extent of the apparent change is up to you. You could add or obscure a minor feature or look like an
06:24:22 <diebot> entirely different person or gender. The spell does not provide the abilities or mannerisms of the chosen form, nor does it alter the perceived tactile (touch) or audible (sound) properties of you or your equipment. If you use this spell to create a disguise, you get a +10 bonus on the Disguise check. A creature that interacts with the glamer gets
06:24:22 <diebot> a Will save to recognize it as an illusion.
06:38:07 <Mekkis> Steven1, what do you think about Blood of Shadows?
06:38:26 <Alynn> hoi Mekkis
06:38:32 <Steven1> i havent read it yet.
06:38:34 <Mekkis> hey hey
06:38:39 <Alynn> how are yu?
06:38:41 <Alynn> you*
06:38:57 <Mekkis> tired; just got home after a big (for me) cycle
06:39:30 <Alynn> fun
06:39:51 <Mekkis> yourself?
06:40:10 <Alynn> I am well, I a writing a rp post up for my forum
06:40:46 <Mekkis> I always like reading those
06:42:08 <Mekkis> about 30km
06:42:18 <Brunius> should I go to conquest or not
06:42:32 <Brunius> tell me avatar, tell me!
06:42:35 <Alynn> heh
06:42:45 <Alynn> I need more players and staff on it
06:44:30 <Steven1> i really hate it when you've an 80% chance to hit and you miss 12 attacks in a row.
06:45:05 <Steven1> and it infurates the fuck out of me when its on an enemy thats 1 hit from being dead.
06:46:21 <Mekkis> I've felt like that too
06:46:37 <Mekkis> sometimes I just give the PCs two free damage in that case
06:47:10 <Mekkis> Steven1, I was looking at the Shadowshooting. Looks like it will allow me to make a character who dual wields double-barrelled muskets
06:47:26 <Avatar> ????????
06:47:43 <Steven1> ugh... sure?
06:47:49 <Steven1> i have not looked at the book at all.
06:47:57 <Steven1> I''ve been on a different project.
06:48:08 <Mekkis> I suppose if you're doing minimum damage, there's no difference between a musket and a pistol, right?
06:48:14 <Mekkis> oh? what project?
06:50:50 <Steven1> !rand yes no
06:50:56 <Steven1> !rng yes no
06:50:57 <diebot> Steven1, no
06:51:06 <Steven1> the mystical diebot has spoken.
06:51:13 <Mekkis> hi
06:51:26 <Steven1> NDA
06:56:23 <Mekkis> I've always thought that PFS has started taking itself too seriously
06:58:37 <Steven1> oh my god...
06:58:44 <Steven1> this is complete bullshit.
06:58:54 <Steven1> only character that cant die is my main character.
06:59:03 <Steven1> finally get this battle to go right for once.
06:59:11 <Steven1> main character is in full cover.
06:59:49 <Steven1> last enemy from across the fucking map slings a spell, hits, crits, deals 40 damage and kills him.
07:01:16 <Steven1> biggest load of horse shit ever.
07:01:33 <Steven1> was 28 tiles away from my guy.
07:05:36 <Mekkis> nice project
07:06:02 <Steven1> alright joe...
07:06:09 <Steven1> prepare for the RNG of destiny
07:06:10 <joe> Hey nerds
07:06:15 <Steven1> !rng AP Module SuperModule Wingit
07:06:16 <diebot> Steven1, SuperModule
07:06:18 <Brunius> hallowed be their name, diebot has spoken
07:06:22 <Steven1> boom... we doin a supermodule.
07:06:30 <joe> Whats that?
07:06:35 <joe> A multi-part mission?
07:06:47 <Steven1> its a module that lasts 3-5 levels
07:07:02 <joe> Noice
07:07:28 <Steven1> now i just gotta decide which one to run.
07:07:40 <Brunius-> Avatar, Conquest is running this year. Did you know that?
07:07:49 <joe> What choices are there?
07:08:14 <Steven1> there is one called dragon's demand.
07:08:23 <Mekkis> What I'd like to see is a streamlined, rewritten guide
07:08:24 <Steven1> and... i think plunder and peril is lower level
07:08:31 <joe> That's the pirate one right?
07:08:33 <Steven1> tears of bitter manor is lower level
07:08:41 <Steven1> or might be 5th level
07:09:33 <joe> Well, we're starting at 1st as far as I know
07:09:40 <joe> at least that was what I was going on
07:09:52 <Steven1> im the GM bro... i can change this shit on the fly!
07:10:33 <Steven1> tears is 5-8
07:10:49 <joe> Alrighty
07:10:59 <joe> Jon and Josh would probably enjoy something classic
07:11:02 <Steven1> pirate is 3-7
07:11:06 <joe> go slay the dragon, save the princess, etc
07:11:11 <joe> Josh would really like the pirate one too
07:11:37 <joe> I dont really care what we do, as long as it's not that future tech stuff
07:11:45 <joe> I dont like it for PF I guess
07:11:52 <Steven1> Daughters of Fury, 2-6 it looks like
07:12:54 <joe> Sweet, what's it about?
07:13:04 <Steven1> lookin it up now
07:13:28 <Steven1> http://paizo.com/products/btpy9au7?Pathfinder-Module-Daughters-of-Fury
07:14:59 <Steven1> i've played and GM'd Dragons demand... its alright.
07:15:13 <Steven1> its much better if you go off the rails though.
07:15:35 <joe> It's up to you, these both look cool
07:16:32 <Steven1> that fight was the hardest fight ive done so far in this game. Mostly because i couldnt finish the fight, it kept dragging out once i got the miniboss to 5% life
07:16:32 <joe> Oh wow, I actually really like the premise of the Dragon's Demand one
07:16:36 <joe> looks really cool
07:17:04 <Steven1> it is... until you start playing it.
07:17:10 <Steven1> how ya doin brunius/
07:17:18 <joe> What happens?
07:17:23 <Steven1> then its like... wtf... this isnt what i signed up for.
07:17:33 <joe> f-fug
07:17:35 <joe> I want to ask
07:17:39 <joe> but then I kind of dont
07:17:43 <joe> is there dragonslaying?
07:17:51 <Steven1> probably.
07:17:55 <joe> lel
07:17:58 <Steven1> i dont know whos played it in here.
07:18:24 <Steven1> they will put out a new guide at the start of season 8
07:19:00 <Avatar> yes brunius
07:19:09 <Avatar> did you know that
07:19:10 <Mekkis> Avatar, Conquest is on this year.
07:19:21 <Avatar> it's on every year
07:19:21 <Mekkis> I didn't find out until last night
07:19:31 <Avatar> are you on facebook
07:19:35 <Mekkis> Arcanacon was cancelled, Conquest was provisionally cancelled
07:19:49 <Avatar> so wats goin on here lol?
07:20:17 <Avatar> it sounds to me like it's your fault you didn't know
07:21:25 <Mekkis> New guide, same as old guide with a bit of extra wording?
07:24:40 <Steven1> who knows
07:24:45 <Steven1> im not on that project.
07:28:50 <Mekkis> I trusted you to tell me, Avatar
07:33:17 <Steven1> Taking a break from stardew.
07:34:48 <Avatar> sounds like you're "taking a break" because you "died and lost all your shit"
07:36:55 <Avatar> why
07:36:59 <Avatar> that wasn't the agreement
07:37:47 <Mekkis> heh
07:37:51 <Mekkis> OMG
07:38:03 <Mekkis> I just discovered that you can cook corn on the cob in a microwave
07:43:25 <Steven1> lots of fun.
07:45:49 <Steven1> this entire book of the ap is just one huge dungeon crawl
07:49:04 <Mekkis> Trust isn't an agreement
07:54:38 <Brunius-> I only realised it was on like a week ago when the wargaming club posted about it
07:55:34 <Avatar> how about lunch
08:19:35 <Mekkis> And you didn't inform me!
08:28:51 <Brunius> to be fair oOAntonioOo waited 27 minutes, which is 26 minutes longer than most others
08:46:22 <Brunius> ...
08:47:55 <Alynn> howdy
08:52:26 <Steven1> hey
08:53:33 <Alynn> how are you Steven1?
08:54:31 <Steven1> alright
08:54:47 <Alynn> good to hear
08:56:25 <Steven1> currently trying to get shadowrun hong kong to install.
08:56:39 <Steven1> its being a bitch, stuck at 65% for the last 30 minutes.
08:58:37 <Alynn> ah
08:58:51 <Alynn> I have been trying to more members and staff for my site with out luck
09:01:05 <Steven1> the struggle is real
09:01:13 <Alynn> yep
09:01:17 <Steven1> BOOM! finally moved a %
09:01:31 <Alynn> nice
09:06:41 <Steven1> now it is time to decide if i want to nap orwait to play the game.
09:16:10 <Alynn> lol
09:24:30 <Mekkis> …
09:28:24 <Avatar> we're not your butlers
09:28:27 <Avatar> get onto facebook
09:38:00 <Mekkis> Avatar, I'm disgusted in you!
10:06:30 <Mekkis> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/25/social_media_depression/
10:53:23 <Mekkis> Steven1, Avatar: given that Pathfinder copied the rest of the bluff skill table from the SRD, I would at least give it some merit
11:35:46 <Alynn> howdy
12:06:39 <Avatar> is that why you're not on facebook
12:35:50 <Mekkis> it's a reason
13:03:24 <Alynn> howdy all
13:14:27 <Avatar> but is it your reason
13:21:26 <Avatar> yo
13:21:40 <Alynn> how are you?
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14:34:32 Topic for #d&d is: AEDT (UTC+11:00) || Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au || https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/pathfinder-society-online-collective
14:34:32 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Nov 30 17:40:08 2015
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16:53:19 <Steven1> that is exactly right avatar. when feeling annoyed at a game best thing you can do is take a break rather then continue being annoyed.
19:34:39 <Steven1> In home games sure, but you're limited in pfs to -20 or impossible.
20:22:30 <Steven1> our pirate crew made 10.6k each tonight... level 7.
20:23:28 <Steven1> 6 players
20:25:18 <Brunius-> Why
20:30:08 <Steven1> we pirate the fuck out of everything.
20:31:36 <Mekkis> nice
20:31:55 <Mekkis> Which ports can you stop at to safely spend it though
20:32:24 <Mekkis> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/25/social_media_depression/
20:32:56 <Mekkis> Izmeogalti Island?
20:45:45 <Steven1> We usually go to sargova
20:47:11 <Steven1> We're the Immortal Crew of the Grindilows Grin.
20:47:45 <Mekkis> They let you dock there?
20:48:38 <Steven1> yeah. We're free captains.
20:49:50 <Mekkis> is "impossible" an option?
20:50:05 <Steven1> We sell a lot of goods... like tonight we butchered a colossal whale in their harbor and sold them the meat at a discount.
20:50:22 <Mekkis> In PFS, you can always go "-20, with the enemy getting 15 +2 circumstance bonuses"
20:54:51 <Steven1> sorry not whale... shark.
21:02:53 <Mekkis> so not really pirates then
21:04:47 <Steven1> nah... we're pirates we just dont misbehave with the ports, because thats how you get refused dockage and then you've a hold full of pluner you cant sell
21:04:58 <Steven1> *plunder
21:05:27 <Steven1> when we're at sea... we attack anything that can make us money.
21:05:47 <Steven1> its why im looking for something to purchase with my 24k gold.
21:08:59 <Steven1> im a 7th level character with 10th level wealth.
21:09:08 <Steven1> i just went and counted it all up.
21:10:16 <Mekkis> or leave witnesses when dealing with flagged ships
21:11:23 <Steven1> we've already killed 3 pirate hunter ships and sold the ships...
21:24:06 <Steven1> he is a lackluster movie.
22:04:36 <LordGrubbins> Hey dudes
22:04:48 <LordGrubbins> Is this for the pathfinder tabletop game?
22:31:08 <Steven1> in pfs you cant give the enemy 15 +2 circumstance bonus unless there are 15 seperate things giving him the bonus, +2 for being outside +2 for clear weather +2 for being daytime. You cant be like +2 for the guy not being blind in right eye, +2 bonus for not being blind in left eye, +2 for everyone else in view not freaking out, +2 because he has seen the sky before, +2 because he is not color blind, +2 for seeing
22:31:08 <Steven1> the color red before, +2 for seeing the color green before. Circumstance bonuses cant be taken to stupidity or else they lose their meaning.
22:32:32 <Avatar> is that why you're not on facebook
22:35:30 <Steven1> giving absurd bonuses to an NPC to resist a person specialized in bluffing negates the investment of the player in that skill.
22:36:48 <Steven1> It would be like a person giving circumstance bonuses to a perception roll vs stealth because the person making the perception check wasnt blind... well he isnt blind, clearly he gets a circumstance bonus!
22:56:26 <oOAntonioOo> so what going on here
23:01:44 <Mekkis> it's a reason
23:07:02 <Avatar> agreed
23:09:17 <Steven1> damn it i dont know what to buy with my character.
23:40:21 <Avatar> but is it your reason
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