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00:52:56 <Steven1> suuuuup
01:03:47 <mib_gjrftr> Sup?
02:18:55 <Steven1> played me some starwars today. was pretty awesome.
02:19:41 <Steven1> We got invited by a hutt to a dinner party, where we were forced to take place in an arena match to the death.
02:20:02 <Steven1> well... possible death.
02:20:09 <Steven1> we didnt die.
02:20:57 <Steven1> but the hutt was nice enough to let me sit the match out as i am a slicer, not a combat character.
02:21:37 <Steven1> so instead she had me crack computer codes of her enemies while the rest of the party was fighting.
02:21:52 <Steven1> and if i got detected she was going to shoot me.
02:21:56 <Steven1> FUN TIMES!
02:22:23 <Steven1> i didnt get shot even once.
02:23:15 <Steven1> and while i was in her system, i retrieved other information and now have some personal information on the dude that is blackmailing my character.
02:23:46 <Avatar> force of personality
02:24:09 <Steven1> and did it without being detected by her.... so win win baby!
02:47:22 <Alynn> howdy all
03:17:38 Relaxer ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
03:17:39 Relaxer is now known as steven
03:19:41 steven is now known as Steven1
03:28:21 <Avatar> yo
03:29:24 <Alynn> how are you?
03:29:29 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t9az&page=7?Will-I-be-allowed-to-use-a-digital-character
03:29:33 <Avatar> angry!
03:30:10 <Alynn> not sure I follow why
03:30:33 <Avatar> there is still a question of can GMs ban players with digital sheets
03:30:46 <Alynn> ah
03:30:47 <Avatar> and a new player here asking about it because they just want to play
03:30:53 <Alynn> I see
03:31:02 <Avatar> mike brock's paper trail
03:31:08 <Alynn> in all games I play we use word docs for sheets
03:31:14 <Avatar> tonya sounds like she's making a new ruling
03:31:28 <Avatar> yeah by mike's ruling that's not allowed
03:32:04 <Avatar> this argument expands to herolab use
03:32:59 <Alynn> ah
04:05:53 <Steven1> im thinkin i want some pie
04:25:50 <Steven1> yo
04:51:42 <Steven1> yo
04:53:08 <Avatar> ye
04:53:12 <Steven1> migraine over.
04:53:26 <Steven1> what it is home slice
05:04:26 <Steven1> Charisma measures a character’s personality, personal
05:04:26 <Steven1> magnetism, ability to lead, and appearance.
05:13:59 <Steven1> suuuuuuuuuuuuup
05:14:19 <Steven1> so was GMing legacy of fire tonight
05:14:27 <Steven1> level 5
05:14:56 <Steven1> they ran straight to the bossfight instead of going to the stuff i had prepped.
05:15:02 <Steven1> they were feeling overconfident
05:15:19 <Steven1> he fuckin wrecked people
05:15:35 <Mekkis> Where is Steven
05:15:46 <Steven1> all human party, +19/14 for 5d6+18
05:16:14 <Steven1> could have power attacked for -2/+6
05:17:40 <Steven1> I decided not to crit somebody in the first round for 9d6+52+2d6(bane)... and instead just perminently disfigured them.
05:47:13 <Avatar> you mean relaxer
05:47:41 <Mekkis> !hp 9d8m1
05:47:42 <diebot> Mekkis, 57
05:47:43 <Mekkis> !spell blade barrier
05:47:52 <diebot> Mekkis, BLADE BARRIER evocation ([force]) cleric/oracle 6, inquisitor 6 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S Duration: 1 min./level (D) Save: Reflex half or Reflex negates; see text SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
05:47:52 <diebot> An immobile, vertical curtain of whirling blades shaped of pure force springs into existence. Any creature passing through the wall takes 1d6 points of damage per caster level (maximum 15d6), with a Reflex save for half damage. If you evoke the barrier so that it appears where creatures are, each creature takes damage as if passing through the
05:47:52 <diebot> wall. Each such creature can avoid the wall (ending up on the side of its choice) and thus take no damage by making a successful Reflex save. A blade barrier provides cover (+4 bonus to AC, +2 bonus on Reflex saves) against attacks made through it.
05:51:11 <Mekkis> !spell antilife shell
05:51:11 <diebot> Mekkis, ANTILIFE SHELL abjuration ([]) cleric/oracle 6, druid 6, shaman 6 1 round Range: 10 ft. Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
05:51:11 <diebot> You bring into being a mobile, hemispherical energy field that prevents the entrance of most types of living creatures. The effect hedges out animals, aberrations, dragons, fey, giants, humanoids, magical beasts, monstrous humanoids, oozes, plants, and vermin, but not constructs, elementals, outsiders, or undead. This spell may be used only
05:51:11 <diebot> defensively, not aggressively. Forcing an abjuration barrier against creatures that the spell keeps at bay collapses the barrier.
05:55:43 <Mekkis> !spell blessing of fervor
05:55:44 <diebot> Mekkis, BLESSING OF FERVOR transmutation ([]) cleric/oracle 4 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature/level, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: APG
05:55:44 <diebot> With this blessing, you call your allies to move forth and empower them to conquer and become victorious. Each round for the duration of this spell, each of your allies can choose one of the following bonuses for that round at the beginning of its turn (their choice). • Increase its speed by 30 feet. • Stand up as a swift action without provoking
05:55:44 <diebot> an attack of opportunity. • Make one extra attack as part of a full attack action, using its highest base attack bonus. • Gain a +2 bonus on attack rolls and a +2 dodge bonus to AC and Reflex saves. •Cast a single spell of 2nd level or lower as if it were an enlarged, extended, silent, or still spell. These effects are not cumulative with similar
05:55:44 <diebot> effects, such as those provided by haste or a speed weapon, nor do they actually grant an extra action, so you can't use it to cast a second spell or otherwise take an extra action in the round. Blessing of fervor does not stack with haste.
05:57:17 <Alynn> question, does anyone know of away for a divine caster to learn arcane magic and uses them as divine spells? Either through a trait or feat
05:57:52 <Mekkis> http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2389/us-marines-brutally-ambushed-and-defeated-by-norwegian-kids.html
05:57:55 <Mekkis> 'merica!
05:59:03 <Steven1> tonight is goin pretty shitty.
06:02:15 <Steven1> that must have been fun. I love colossal snowball fights.
06:02:21 <Steven1> we used to have them in middle school.
06:03:50 <Steven1> 75-100 people all going crazy on the play grounds. Always lasted maybe 2-3 weeks into winter and then some shit head decided to make an iceball, would knock somebodies teeth in and that would be the end of snowballing during lunch.
06:09:30 <Mekkis> !spell shared wrath
06:09:30 <diebot> Mekkis, SHARED WRATH enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting, emotion]) inquisitor 4 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) up to one creature/level, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S, M (a thorny vine) Duration: 1 minute Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: APG
06:09:31 <diebot> This spell functions as wrath, except that you grant multiple creatures the bonuses against your designated foe. All subjects of shared wrath receive their bonuses against the same creature.
06:09:52 <Mekkis> !spell dispel magic
06:09:52 <diebot> Mekkis, DISPEL MAGIC abjuration ([]) bard 3, cleric/oracle 3, druid 4, paladin 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 3, witch 3, inquisitor 3, antipaladin 3, magus 3, shaman 3 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) one spellcaster, creature, or object Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
06:09:53 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/dispel_magic.html
06:21:41 <Avatar> relax
06:30:14 <Mekkis> !spell unholy blight
06:30:14 <diebot> Mekkis, UNHOLY BLIGHT evocation ([evil]) cleric/oracle 4, inquisitor 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous (1d4 rounds); see text Save: Will partial SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:30:15 <diebot> You call up unholy power to smite your enemies. The power takes the form of a cold, cloying miasma of greasy darkness. Only good and neutral (not evil) creatures are harmed by the spell. The spell deals 1d8 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d8) to a good creature (or 1d6 per caster level, maximum 10d6, to a good outsider) and causes
06:30:15 <diebot> it to be sickened for 1d4 rounds. A successful Will save reduces damage to half and negates the sickened effect. The effects cannot be negated by remove disease or heal, but remove curse is effective. The spell deals only half damage to creatures who are neither evil nor good, and they are not sickened. Such a creature can reduce the damage by half
06:30:15 <diebot> again (down to one-quarter) with a successful Will save.
06:30:35 <Mekkis> !spell harm
06:30:35 <diebot> Mekkis, HARM necromancy ([]) cleric/oracle 6, witch 7, inquisitor 6, shaman 7 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: Will half; see text SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:30:35 <diebot> Harm charges a subject with negative energy that deals 10 points of damage per caster level (to a maximum of 150 points at 15th level). If the creature successfully saves, harm deals half this amount. Harm cannot reduce the target's hit points to less than 1. If used on an undead creature, harm acts like heal.
06:30:39 <Mekkis> !spell slay living
06:30:39 <diebot> Mekkis, SLAY LIVING necromancy ([death]) cleric/oracle 5, witch 6, antipaladin 4, shaman 6 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude partial SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:30:39 <diebot> You can attempt to slay any one living creature. When you cast this spell, your hand seethes with eerie dark fire. You must succeed on a melee touch attack to touch the target. The target takes 12d6 points of damage + 1 point per caster level. If the target's Fortitude saving throw succeeds, it instead takes 3d6 points of damage + 1 point per
06:30:39 <diebot> caster level. The subject might die from damage even if it succeeds on its saving throw.
06:38:08 <Steven1> cant.
06:38:12 <Steven1> massive migraine
06:45:08 <Mekkis> !spell desecrete
06:45:08 <diebot> Mekkis, DESECRATE evocation ([evil]) cleric/oracle 2, inquisitor 2, antipaladin 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S, M (a vial of unholy water and 25 gp worth (5 pounds) of silver dust, all of which must be sprinkled around the area), DF Duration: 2 hours/level Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:45:08 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/desecrate.html
07:01:36 <Mekkis> !spell black tentacles
07:01:38 <diebot> Mekkis, BLACK TENTACLES conjuration (creation[]) sorcerer/wizard 4, witch 4, summoner 3, magus 4, bloodrager 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M (octopus or squid tentacle) Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
07:01:38 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/black_tentacles.html
07:04:12 <Mekkis> !spell righteous might
07:04:13 <diebot> Mekkis, RIGHTEOUS MIGHT transmutation ([]) cleric/oracle 5, inquisitor 5 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
07:04:13 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/righteous_might.html
07:05:16 <Mekkis> !spell divine power
07:05:17 <diebot> Mekkis, DIVINE POWER evocation ([]) cleric/oracle 4, inquisitor 4, shaman 4 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
07:05:17 <diebot> Calling upon the divine power of your patron, you imbue yourself with strength and skill in combat. You gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, Strength checks, and Strength-based skill checks for every three caster levels you have (maximum +6). You also gain 1 temporary hit point per caster level. Whenever you make a full-attack
07:05:17 <diebot> action, you can make an additional attack at your full base attack bonus, plus any appropriate modifiers. This additional attack is not cumulative with similar effects, such as haste or weapons with the speed special ability.
07:13:55 <Avatar> mate if you're disfiguring them, that is basically a crit
07:24:37 <Steven1> alright well time to kill people in darkest dungeon
07:24:38 <Steven1> suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
07:25:59 <Avatar> sup
07:26:13 <Avatar> do any of you play heroes of the storm
07:26:45 <Avatar> or want to, I guess
07:26:49 <Avatar> I will refer you
07:30:22 <Steven1> I do not, I generally dont like MOBAs
07:30:53 <Alynn> is anyone familiar with the 3.5 class Archivist?
07:34:46 <Alynn> hey all
07:36:21 <Steven1> my starwars slicer is pretty fuckin broken.
07:36:39 <Steven1> when it comes to slicing... everywhere else it kinda sucks
07:39:07 <Steven1> okay thats not exactly accurate, Knowledge skills mechanics and slicing.
07:39:25 <Steven1> what up
07:40:45 <Avatar> I generally don't like them either
07:40:50 <Avatar> but hots is very good
07:42:22 <Avatar> https://battle.net/recruit/LVJMHHSFRR
07:43:09 <Mekkis> hey Alynn
07:43:20 <Alynn> how are you?
07:43:31 <Mekkis> alright.
07:43:40 <Alynn> good to hear
07:43:44 <Mekkis> my minions aren't cooperating
07:43:55 <Alynn> lol
07:44:19 <Alynn> I am well here looking forward to the Cerulean Seas game I am playing in
07:44:29 <Steven1> hello txad0p
07:44:42 <Steven1> you can change your name with /nick
07:46:11 <Steven1> I've played it. Its just a moba.
07:47:17 <Avatar> relax
07:47:58 <Avatar> it's a moba, it's not JUST a moba
07:48:01 <Mekkis> should be nice
07:48:18 <Mekkis> <Alynn> [05:57:17] question, does anyone know of away for a divine caster to learn arcane magic and uses them as divine spells? Either through a trait or feat
07:48:32 <Mekkis> Closest thing is Choosing the Correct Domains
07:48:44 <Alynn> oh that nevermind about it
07:48:51 <Alynn> I found away around it
07:48:53 <Avatar> it's more teamwork oriented than dota and it doesn't feel like you're always terrible
07:48:56 <Alynn> with this class
07:49:01 <Mekkis> (or play a Guardian Naga)
07:49:04 <Alynn> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/3rd-party-classes/flaming-crab-games/priest
07:49:17 <Alynn> and this archetype
07:49:22 <Avatar> al rigg has decided his content is pfs legal in his region apparently
07:49:26 <Alynn> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/3rd-party-classes/flaming-crab-games/priest/priest-archetypes---flaming-crab-games/sage
07:50:56 <Mekkis> seems like a Better Cleric
07:51:17 <Alynn> making an offensive divine caster out of it
07:51:44 <Alynn> I have been allowed to take a prestige class that a wizard would normally take as well
07:51:55 <Alynn> we are refluffing it and tweaking it
07:52:26 <Alynn> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/prestige-classes/other-paizo/c-d/collegiate-arcanist
07:52:28 <Alynn> that be it
07:57:44 <Steven1> yup... just a moba.
07:58:44 <Alynn> I am having trouble choosing a Dogma
07:59:19 <Alynn> maybe the water dogma?
08:02:55 <Steven1> Avatar... you shall be my jester.
08:06:02 <Mekkis> heh
08:07:48 <Mekkis> mobas are just RTSes for people who can't play RTSes
08:08:22 <Alynn> yep going with that
08:08:26 <Alynn> just need a feat
08:10:00 <Avatar> yeah
08:10:04 <Avatar> like me
08:10:14 <Mekkis> Inflict Wounds is a terrible spell
08:10:27 <Mekkis> (for anything except healing undead)
08:16:16 <Avatar> I shan't
08:18:52 <Steven1> there we go, character sheet updated.
08:21:29 <Steven1> Its too late bro, already renamed the guy.
08:21:56 <Steven1> on the plus side... he is a total bad ass 3 missions in and no phobias.
08:22:33 <Steven1> oh i am relaxing
08:23:06 <Relaxer> Well i suppose that will have reprecussions in his region.
08:24:18 <Relaxer> I'm makin a rogue.
08:34:23 <Steven1> 4 missions
08:37:22 <Steven1> when somebody tries to hack me, they roll 4 red dice.... broken as fuck yo!
08:44:43 <Avatar> as any other piece of information in there
08:54:50 <Relaxer> well remaking a rogue.
08:55:46 <Steven1> amn it... my healer died.
09:03:39 <Steven1> sup peoples
09:06:38 <Alynn> hoi Steven1
09:14:14 <Relaxer> avatar... i regret to inform you, you died.
09:14:53 <Steven1> Our last mission almost went tits up when we were infiltrating a hutts vault.
09:16:25 <Steven1> and the not at all stealthy twi'lek was like... im not going to protect the slicer, im going to infiltrate the place with the mandalorian cause it will be fun!
09:22:16 <Relaxer> as soon as another jester shows up though... he will become Avatar 2
09:22:57 <Steven1> on the way out of the place after we stole a holocron, the twi'lek almost got kicked off the speeder by the mandalorian for compromising the mision.
09:37:11 <Relaxer> alright Avatar 2 is a go
11:06:31 <Steven1> only 1d8 charisma damage.
11:34:22 <Steven1> spell focus.
11:35:52 <Alynn> already figured one out X3
11:36:25 <Alynn> Reach Spell, so I can bloody cast inflcit wounds at range as well as Cure Wounds
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14:05:51 <Steven1> and a penalty on all charisma checks with nonbarbarian people
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16:17:26 <Avatar> [01:57] <Cap> Hello, I would like to start uploading a sheet.
16:17:37 <Avatar> okey doke
16:31:34 <Avatar> charisma isn't how you look!
16:55:44 <Avatar> what does that mean Relaxer
17:45:33 <Avatar> does anyone know of a way for a divine caster to have their cake and eat it too?
17:46:46 <Avatar> does anyone know of a way for a fighter to still fight but to also cast magic and play instruments to inspire the party and to have sneak attack, lay on hands and an animal companion?
17:47:01 <Avatar> maybe through a trait or feat
17:51:40 <Steven1> sup
18:04:56 <Avatar> LOL WAT DA FAQ /quit
18:06:16 <Mekkis> So Relaxer, my group just finished Eot10, part 2, believing that EK is still alive
20:10:49 <Trayus> hello
21:14:14 <dalhi> any you niggahs know how to configure gnome?
22:35:13 <Steven1> it can be a measure of physical beauty.
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