// #d&d — 2016-01-16
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00:33:46 <MekkisScreen> there is too much blood in my caffeine stream
00:39:18 <Ulzef> i could use some caffeine in my blood stream
00:39:19 <Steven1> back
00:39:25 <Steven1> hmmm. let me take a look
00:39:42 <MekkisScreen> day 2: headaches and tiredness
00:40:12 <Steven1> prismatic spray pretty great
00:40:59 <Steven1> waves of exhaustion
00:41:08 <Steven1> control weather
00:42:17 <Steven1> greater polymorph
00:42:29 <Steven1> limited wish
00:48:12 <MekkisScreen> The best remedy for a caffeine withdrawal headache is to consume more caffeine.
00:48:20 <MekkisScreen> (source: some medical website)
00:48:52 <Ulzef> oh trusting the medical website
00:50:28 <MekkisScreen> it's probably correct
00:50:53 <MekkisScreen> I've found something else I dislike about this laptop. It doesn't have a real insert button
02:34:18 <Steven1> well found something to do on low tech planet.
03:26:16 <MekkisScreen> Ulzef: can you do me a favour?
03:28:05 <MekkisScreen> Head to the ford plant and grab me a random actuator
04:13:48 <Steven1> sup playas
04:24:32 <Cloud> avatar the cock sucker
04:24:37 * Cloud slaps Avatar around a bit with a large trout
04:31:16 <Mekkis> !spell goodberry
04:31:18 <diebot> Mekkis, GOODBERRY transmutation ([]) druid 1, shaman 1 1 standard action Range: touch 2d4 fresh berries touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 day/level Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
04:31:18 <diebot> Casting goodberry makes 2d4 freshly picked berries magical. You (as well as any other druid of 3rd or higher level) can immediately discern which berries are affected. Each transmuted berry provides nourishment as if it were a normal meal for a Medium creature. The berry also cures 1 point of damage when eaten, subject to a maximum of 8 points of
04:31:18 <diebot> such curing in any 24-hour period.
04:36:10 <Avatar> no idea who that was
04:36:20 <Avatar> pretty sure they didn't know who I was either
04:49:46 <Steven1> !rnd male female
04:49:52 <Steven1> !rng male female
04:49:52 <diebot> Steven1, male
04:51:38 <Avatar> what is oathwatch
05:18:27 <Avatar> Mekkis: ofc not
05:32:44 <MekkisScreen> it is?!
05:35:23 <MekkisScreen> :(
05:39:09 <Avatar> find me a new job and I will get back into pathfinder on the right quick
05:44:10 <Mekkis> !scroll Teleport, greater
05:44:14 <diebot> Mekkis, TELEPORT, GREATER: level: 7 CL: 13 Price: 2275
05:44:36 <Mekkis> !spell teleport, greater
05:44:36 <diebot> Mekkis, TELEPORT, GREATER conjuration (teleportation[]) sorcerer/wizard 7, summoner 5, witch 7 1 standard action Range: personal and touch you and touched objects or other touched willing creatures Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: none and Will negates (object) SR:no and yes (object)Source: PFRPG Core
05:44:36 <diebot> This spell functions like teleport, except that there is no range limit and there is no chance you arrive off target. In addition, you need not have seen the destination, but in that case you must have at least a reliable description of the place to which you are teleporting. If you attempt to teleport with insufficient information (or with
05:44:36 <diebot> misleading information), you disappear and simply reappear in your original location. Interplanar travel is not possible.
05:54:55 <Mekkis> !spell feather step
05:54:55 <diebot> Mekkis, FEATHER STEP transmutation ([]) bard 1, druid 1, ranger 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S Duration: 10 minutes/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yesSource: APG
05:54:56 <diebot> For the duration of this spell, the subject ignores the adverse movement effects of difficult terrain, and can even take 5-foot steps in difficult terrain.
05:54:58 <Mekkis> !spell vanish
05:54:58 <diebot> Mekkis, VANISH illusion (glamer[]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, magus 1 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level (up to 5 rounds) (D) Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: APG
05:54:58 <diebot> This spell functions like invisibility, except the effect only lasts for 1 round per caster level (maximum of 5 rounds). Like invisibility, the spell immediately ends if the subject attacks any creature.
06:01:21 <MekkisScreen> why is your current job noncondusive to Pathfinder?
06:02:51 <Avatar> because pathfinder was eating a lot of my time
06:16:35 <Avatar> it is what
06:38:56 <Steven1> "Hey steve i need to make some changes to the cell phone plan."
06:39:17 <Steven1> me "Sure bro, do what ya need to do, just dont increase my monthly portion."
06:39:33 <Steven1> "No problem! Thanks man!"
06:39:44 <Steven1> *Skip forward 2 months*
06:40:17 <Steven1> "Steve you've not been paying your full portion of the bill. We're behind like 200 dollars."
06:40:52 <Steven1> me "I'm on autopay. My portion is automatically paid plus 5 dollars just to be safe."
06:41:10 <Steven1> "Yeah the bill went up because of the plan we changed."
06:41:47 <Steven1> me "I thought i said dont increase my monthly portion. Meaning don't change the plan... just change your phone line."
06:42:02 <Steven1> "Well I had to change it to do what I wanted to do."
06:42:17 <Steven1> me "Then i suppoe you're responsable for the extra charges."
06:42:50 <Steven1> *explosions of logic*
06:43:55 <Steven1> phone bill went from 300 bucks to 500 bucks somehow.
06:44:09 <Steven1> I dont have a data plan... now i do.
06:44:17 <Steven1> +40 bucks.
06:44:37 <Steven1> I dont have insurance on my phone because its a shitty little phone.
06:44:40 <Steven1> now i do!
06:44:44 <Steven1> +7 dollars
06:45:34 <Steven1> I dont have gps on my phone because its a shitty phone.... now im paying for the service!
06:45:36 <Steven1> +17 dollars
06:46:34 * Steven1 pounds face into a wall.
06:59:16 <Steven1> sup
07:10:07 <Ulzef> oh now you need wall insurance +$23
07:22:22 <MekkisScreen> How do they charge you for GPS?
07:29:15 <Steven1> suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
07:29:36 <Steven1> oh man, game was so fun tonight.
07:29:50 <Steven1> played some starwars edge of the empire.
07:30:24 <Steven1> we went to a casino, was Ladies night, my character didnt have to pay the cover.
07:30:29 <Steven1> free drink
07:30:53 <Steven1> rest of the party rolls in bout 2 minutes later.
07:31:14 <Avatar> !spell teleport
07:31:15 <diebot> Avatar, TELEPORT conjuration (teleportation[]) sorcerer/wizard 5, summoner 4, witch 5, magus 5 1 standard action Range: personal and touch you and touched objects or other touched willing creatures Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: none and Will negates (object) SR:no and yes (object)Source: PFRPG Core
07:31:15 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/teleport.html
07:31:16 <Steven1> threaten the mob boss that runs it, fight breaks out.
07:31:26 <Steven1> the part did that.
07:32:08 <Steven1> so all the security go running out of the bar section where i am.
07:32:38 <Steven1> leaving me alone... well i sit down at a table, jack into casino security.
07:33:56 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5lid4?Lets-Be-Clear
07:34:16 <Avatar> why wouldn't they just add this to additional resources
07:34:32 <Avatar> the information in the pdf, not the pdf itself
07:35:25 <Steven1> GM is like okay this is going to take you 2 rounds to do.
07:35:50 <Steven1> So i have a talent that makes me do it 25% faster.
07:36:51 <Mekkis> nixw
07:37:12 <Steven1> roll my dice which is 2 regular 2 proficiency, he adds two setback dice which i remove due to talents
07:38:05 <Ulzef> a doctor/face man could work
07:38:25 <Steven1> 4 success, 1 triumph(crit roll), 3 triumph(cool stuff happens dice)
07:39:14 <Ulzef> start the doctor tree and m ove into the entrepreneur for the far horrizons book
07:39:49 <Steven1> i spend 3 success to reduce speed of the hack by 75%... finish hack that round and kill the cameras and reset all passwords in the casino to a password i set up.
07:40:17 <Steven1> i was the last person to act in that round.
07:40:33 <Ulzef> doctor slicer would work will just be more xp for you second tree but they are both int based
07:40:56 <Steven1> start of next round, mob boss doesnt like the odds, tries to flee through his secret speeder garage... cant open the door because the password has been changed.
07:41:21 <Steven1> character validated.
07:41:39 * Steven1 feels super satisfied.
07:41:44 <Steven1> I dont think i'd need to go very far down the Doctor tree with everyone being bounty hunter crazy.
07:41:54 <Ulzef> so you gonna join us down here on the 23rd-24th avatar?
07:41:59 <Steven1> i would be willing to bet they grab up on decent soak values
07:42:36 <Steven1> sorry the 3 cool stuff happened dice are called advantage.
07:43:07 <Mekkis> what game? shadowrun? star wars?
07:44:19 <Steven1> the droid/assassin i built started with 5 soak 17 Wounds and did +5 damage to melee attacks.
07:45:20 <Ulzef> yeah we have a brawn 5 marauder that does stupid damage. which is why i get to play a brawn 1 beast rider
07:45:51 <Steven1> starwars edge of empire
07:46:47 <Steven1> and i spent a fair amount on healing... i cant imagine them coming with worse values since they have
07:47:01 <Steven1> all of their xp into their ass beating abilities
07:47:28 <Steven1> I need to figure out something in combat to do because the next game or two i believe we are going to be in a low tech area, which pretty much negates everything i've done in combat so far.
07:56:47 <Steven1> so hey ulzef, in the technician tree.
07:56:53 <Steven1> Slicer
07:57:35 <Steven1> the talent tree looks kinda weird. Can i elect Technical Aptitude in the second row ?
08:05:21 <Steven1> pretty boring over here right now.
08:18:39 <Avatar> relaxer: that does sound cool
08:20:56 <Steven1> sup guysgirls
08:21:01 <Steven1> guys/girls
08:27:08 <Ulzef> it stacks so you can take it at multiple ranks
08:28:02 <Steven1> i know, but when am i allowed to take it? Just whenever i have the exp??
08:28:32 <Ulzef> you start at the top of the tree and work your way down following the lines
08:30:40 <Steven1> okay so in the technician: Slicer i cant take anything but Defensive slicing in the second row, and nothing but Natural programmer in the third row.
08:31:03 <Steven1> but once i get the defensive slicing in the 4th row i can work my way back up?
08:31:58 <Ulzef> start at code breaker work your way down then back up
08:32:30 <Steven1> wow... that is a horrible skill tree.
08:35:00 <Ulzef> yeah a little bit
08:35:29 <Steven1> im wondering if there is some ort of errata... because wow that is just bad.
08:36:56 <Ulzef> its the worst tree ever to get dedication
08:38:13 <Steven1> for sure
08:43:21 <Mekkis> !spell Create Demiplane, Lesser
08:43:24 <diebot> Mekkis, CREATE DEMIPLANE, LESSER conjuration (creation[]) cleric/oracle 7, sorcerer/wizard 7, summoner 5, witch 7 2 hours Range: 0 ft. Comp: V, S, F (a forked metal rod worth at least 500 gp) Duration: 1 day/level Save: none SR:noSource: Ultimate Magic
08:43:24 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/create_demiplane,_lesser.html
08:43:35 <Mekkis> Steven1, can you suggest a 7th level spell for my sorcerer?
08:44:34 <Steven1> from what i read people are saying Smuggler/thiefs are decent hackers
08:51:12 <Ulzef> yeah depends how you wanna go with special modification coming out being a tech could be awesome
08:54:07 <Steven1> yeah
08:54:18 <Steven1> i think im going to go down the tech route.
08:54:34 <Steven1> will be more expensive exp wise, but information is always worth money
09:07:51 <Alynn> hello all
09:15:20 <Mekkis> did halflings lose their bonus to-hit with thrown weapons in Pathfinder?
09:16:21 <Mekkis> +1 racial bonus on attack rolls with a
09:16:22 <Mekkis> thrown weapon and slings: Throwing and
09:16:22 <Mekkis> slinging stones is a universal sport among
09:16:22 <Mekkis> halflings, and they develop especially
09:16:22 <Mekkis> good aim.
09:23:38 <Avatar> unlikely
09:50:18 <Mekkis>
09:50:29 <Mekkis> Where should me next character be from?
09:53:57 <Steven1> Brevoy
09:55:53 <Steven1> i really like the Chiss species for this hacker character.
09:56:54 <Steven1> imo, any clandestine character should probably have 1 presence.
09:59:48 <Steven1> unless you are going with the sociable spy... then presence prolly a good thing.
09:59:51 <Steven1> but im not.
10:00:06 <Steven1> i want the slip in a room, hack a system and then leave.
10:02:21 <MekkisScreen> Ulzef: What's on on 23rd-24th?
10:03:11 <Steven1> back
10:03:12 <Steven1> hey hey
10:03:18 <Steven1> hmmm. let me take a look
10:04:05 <Steven1> prismatic spray pretty great
10:04:16 <Steven1> and i dunno avatar, i suppose because they dont want to?
10:04:51 <Steven1> waves of exhaustion
10:05:00 <Steven1> control weather
10:06:09 <Steven1> greater polymorph
10:06:22 <Steven1> limited wish
10:31:36 <Steven1> it is a service charge.
10:35:59 <Mekkis> They charge you for GPS?!
10:58:55 <Ulzef> Longcon
10:59:03 <Ulzef> 2 day con in geelong
11:24:00 <Ulzef> you are more than welcome to come down
11:49:16 <MekkisScreen> w
11:58:11 <Steven1> well found something to do on low tech planet.
12:39:15 <Steven1> just played a mission in xcom
12:39:27 <Steven1> i was playing second wave
12:39:58 <Steven1> had the setting to where weapon damage has a wider range of random
12:40:14 <Steven1> every attack i made rolled minimum.
12:40:23 <Steven1> every enemy attack rolled did maximum
12:40:43 <Steven1> my team got fucking slaughtered
12:41:05 <Steven1> and its ironman so... my good units are dead... Game over.
14:14:44 <steven> i get a ping/pong message every 2 minutes.
15:49:35 <Avatar> you can turn that off man
15:50:03 <Avatar> options > IRC > options
17:42:32 <Avatar> relaxer: that does sound cool
17:46:38 <Mekkis> the PCs are considering using Greater Teleport to get to the Mwangi expanse to rescue Kyalla
18:25:36 <Mekkis> ?sickened
18:25:36 <diebot> Mekkis, The character takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks.
18:28:00 <Mekkis> !spell hide from undead
18:28:03 <diebot> Mekkis, HIDE FROM UNDEAD abjuration ([]) cleric/oracle 1, inquisitor 1 1 standard action Range: touch one touched creature/level Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 10 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless); see text SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
18:28:03 <diebot> Undead cannot see, hear, or smell creatures warded by this spell. Even extraordinary or supernatural sensory capabilities, such as blindsense, blindsight, scent, and tremorsense, cannot detect or locate warded creatures. Nonintelligent undead creatures (such as skeletons or zombies) are automatically affected and act as though the warded creatures
18:28:03 <diebot> are not there. An intelligent undead creature gets a single Will saving throw. If it fails, the subject can't see any of the warded creatures. If it has reason to believe unseen opponents are present, however, it can attempt to find or strike them. If a warded creature attempts to channel positive energy, turn or command undead, touches an undead
18:28:03 <diebot> creature, or attacks any creature (even with a spell), the spell ends for all recipients.
18:52:44 <MekkisScreen> hmn. Tempting
18:52:57 <MekkisScreen> link?
20:27:21 <Avatar> do it mekkis
21:12:40 <Brunius|M> Avatar:
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21:23:08 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Nov 30 19:02:39 2015
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21:32:32 <Mekkis> Avatar, pretty sure it's a new Magic set
21:32:38 <Avatar> rgr
21:38:28 <Mekkis> Steven1, so far, used Limited Wish (for Plane Shift), Form of the Dragon II, and Vision
21:38:48 <Mekkis> Yay for MNEMONIC VESTMENT
21:51:41 <Steven1> woot woot, ulzef the GM says i can be a chiss so long as my backstory doesnt suck
22:10:45 <Steven1> yup, it was pretty fun.
22:45:54 <Avatar> what was brunius on about
22:54:48 <Steven1> being brunius?
22:58:45 <Avatar> not really
23:14:49 <Steven1> man, today is creeping by.
23:21:25 <MekkisScreen> if I do, will you Avatar ?
23:29:17 <Steven1> !throw 1d5
23:29:17 <diebot> Steven1, 1d5: [1d5=2] 2
23:29:25 <Steven1> !throw 1d100
23:29:25 <diebot> Steven1, 1d100: [1d100=89] 89
23:48:10 <Ulzef> its just on the melbourne warhorn. pay on the day $5 per session
23:53:38 <Steven1> 4 hours till prerelease of oathwatch
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