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00:16:26 <Avatar> what's the area for that
00:33:46 <MekkisScreen> there is too much blood in my caffeine stream
00:39:18 <Ulzef> i could use some caffeine in my blood stream
00:39:42 <MekkisScreen> day 2: headaches and tiredness
00:48:12 <MekkisScreen> The best remedy for a caffeine withdrawal headache is to consume more caffeine.
00:48:20 <MekkisScreen> (source: some medical website)
00:48:52 <Ulzef> oh trusting the medical website
00:50:28 <MekkisScreen> it's probably correct
00:50:53 <MekkisScreen> I've found something else I dislike about this laptop. It doesn't have a real insert button
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00:52:56 <Steven1> suuuuup
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02:18:55 <Steven1> played me some starwars today. was pretty awesome.
02:19:41 <Steven1> We got invited by a hutt to a dinner party, where we were forced to take place in an arena match to the death.
02:20:02 <Steven1> well... possible death.
02:20:09 <Steven1> we didnt die.
02:20:57 <Steven1> but the hutt was nice enough to let me sit the match out as i am a slicer, not a combat character.
02:21:37 <Steven1> so instead she had me crack computer codes of her enemies while the rest of the party was fighting.
02:21:52 <Steven1> and if i got detected she was going to shoot me.
02:21:56 <Steven1> FUN TIMES!
02:22:23 <Steven1> i didnt get shot even once.
02:23:15 <Steven1> and while i was in her system, i retrieved other information and now have some personal information on the dude that is blackmailing my character.
02:24:09 <Steven1> and did it without being detected by her.... so win win baby!
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03:26:16 <MekkisScreen> Ulzef: can you do me a favour?
03:28:05 <MekkisScreen> Head to the ford plant and grab me a random actuator
04:07:26 Relaxer ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
04:07:27 Relaxer is now known as steven
04:09:38 steven is now known as Steven1
04:13:48 <Steven1> sup playas
04:24:32 <Cloud> avatar the cock sucker
04:24:37 * Cloud slaps Avatar around a bit with a large trout
04:31:18 <diebot> such curing in any 24-hour period.
04:36:10 <Avatar> no idea who that was
04:36:20 <Avatar> pretty sure they didn't know who I was either
04:49:46 <Steven1> !rnd male female
04:49:52 <Steven1> !rng male female
04:49:52 <diebot> Steven1, male
04:51:38 <Avatar> what is oathwatch
05:18:27 <Avatar> Mekkis: ofc not
05:32:44 <MekkisScreen> it is?!
05:34:14 <steven> so what up guys.
05:35:23 <MekkisScreen> :(
05:39:09 <Avatar> find me a new job and I will get back into pathfinder on the right quick
05:44:10 <Mekkis> !scroll Teleport, greater
05:44:14 <diebot> Mekkis, TELEPORT, GREATER: level: 7 CL: 13 Price: 2275
05:44:36 <Mekkis> !spell teleport, greater
05:44:36 <diebot> Mekkis, TELEPORT, GREATER conjuration (teleportation[]) sorcerer/wizard 7, summoner 5, witch 7 1 standard action Range: personal and touch you and touched objects or other touched willing creatures Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: none and Will negates (object) SR:no and yes (object)Source: PFRPG Core
05:44:36 <diebot> This spell functions like teleport, except that there is no range limit and there is no chance you arrive off target. In addition, you need not have seen the destination, but in that case you must have at least a reliable description of the place to which you are teleporting. If you attempt to teleport with insufficient information (or with
05:44:36 <diebot> misleading information), you disappear and simply reappear in your original location. Interplanar travel is not possible.
05:54:55 <Mekkis> !spell feather step
05:54:55 <diebot> Mekkis, FEATHER STEP transmutation ([]) bard 1, druid 1, ranger 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S Duration: 10 minutes/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yesSource: APG
05:54:56 <diebot> For the duration of this spell, the subject ignores the adverse movement effects of difficult terrain, and can even take 5-foot steps in difficult terrain.
05:54:58 <Mekkis> !spell vanish
05:54:58 <diebot> Mekkis, VANISH illusion (glamer[]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, magus 1 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level (up to 5 rounds) (D) Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: APG
05:54:58 <diebot> This spell functions like invisibility, except the effect only lasts for 1 round per caster level (maximum of 5 rounds). Like invisibility, the spell immediately ends if the subject attacks any creature.
05:56:30 <Mekkis> Avatar, 10' radius
05:56:48 <Mekkis> steven, not that much. Did more Reign of Winter
05:57:05 <steven> cool
05:57:22 <steven> i liked the AP
05:57:35 <Mekkis> We're nearing the end of part 3, I think
05:57:40 <Mekkis> And did Wardens yesterday
06:00:37 <Mekkis> Halfway through part three
06:01:21 <MekkisScreen> why is your current job noncondusive to Pathfinder?
06:02:51 <Avatar> because pathfinder was eating a lot of my time
06:03:11 <Avatar> better than glitterdust?
06:03:28 <Avatar> !spell glitterdust
06:03:29 <diebot> Avatar, GLITTERDUST conjuration (creation[]) bard 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, summoner 2, witch 2, magus 2, bloodrager 2 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M (ground mica) Duration: 1 round/level Save: Will negates (blinding only) SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
06:03:29 <diebot> A cloud of golden particles covers everyone and everything in the area, causing creatures to become blinded and visibly outlining invisible things for the duration of the spell. All within the area are covered by the dust, which cannot be removed and continues to sparkle until it fades. Each round at the end of their turn blinded creatures may
06:03:29 <diebot> attempt new saving throws to end the blindness effect. Any creature covered by the dust takes a -40 penalty on Stealth checks.
06:03:52 <Avatar> how come none of these mention area
06:04:21 <Avatar> how have I never noticed that before
06:14:10 <Mekkis> is it that important :P
06:14:14 <Mekkis> !spell fireball
06:14:14 <diebot> Mekkis, FIREBALL evocation ([fire]) sorcerer/wizard 3, magus 3, bloodrager 3 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M (a ball of bat guano and sulfur) Duration: instantaneous Save: Reflex half SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:14:15 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/fireball.html
06:15:17 <Mekkis> Avatar, the big thing is that Burst of Radiance is a cleric spell
06:15:28 <Mekkis> (it isn't better than Glitterdust under most circumstances)
06:16:35 <Avatar> it is what
06:38:56 <Steven1> "Hey steve i need to make some changes to the cell phone plan."
06:39:17 <Steven1> me "Sure bro, do what ya need to do, just dont increase my monthly portion."
06:39:33 <Steven1> "No problem! Thanks man!"
06:39:44 <Steven1> *Skip forward 2 months*
06:40:17 <Steven1> "Steve you've not been paying your full portion of the bill. We're behind like 200 dollars."
06:40:52 <Steven1> me "I'm on autopay. My portion is automatically paid plus 5 dollars just to be safe."
06:41:10 <Steven1> "Yeah the bill went up because of the plan we changed."
06:41:47 <Steven1> me "I thought i said dont increase my monthly portion. Meaning don't change the plan... just change your phone line."
06:42:02 <Steven1> "Well I had to change it to do what I wanted to do."
06:42:17 <Steven1> me "Then i suppoe you're responsable for the extra charges."
06:42:50 <Steven1> *explosions of logic*
06:43:55 <Steven1> phone bill went from 300 bucks to 500 bucks somehow.
06:44:09 <Steven1> I dont have a data plan... now i do.
06:44:17 <Steven1> +40 bucks.
06:44:37 <Steven1> I dont have insurance on my phone because its a shitty little phone.
06:44:40 <Steven1> now i do!
06:44:44 <Steven1> +7 dollars
06:45:34 <Steven1> I dont have gps on my phone because its a shitty phone.... now im paying for the service!
06:45:36 <Steven1> +17 dollars
06:46:34 * Steven1 pounds face into a wall.
06:56:27 <Mekkis> Avatar, pretty sure it's a new Magic set
06:56:33 <Avatar> rgr
06:59:16 <Steven1> sup
07:01:36 <Mekkis> !spell black tentacles
07:01:38 <diebot> Mekkis, BLACK TENTACLES conjuration (creation[]) sorcerer/wizard 4, witch 4, summoner 3, magus 4, bloodrager 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M (octopus or squid tentacle) Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
07:01:38 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/black_tentacles.html
07:02:24 <Mekkis> Steven1, so far, used Limited Wish (for Plane Shift), Form of the Dragon II, and Vision
07:02:43 <Mekkis> Yay for MNEMONIC VESTMENT
07:04:12 <Mekkis> !spell righteous might
07:04:13 <diebot> Mekkis, RIGHTEOUS MIGHT transmutation ([]) cleric/oracle 5, inquisitor 5 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
07:04:13 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/righteous_might.html
07:05:16 <Mekkis> !spell divine power
07:05:17 <diebot> Mekkis, DIVINE POWER evocation ([]) cleric/oracle 4, inquisitor 4, shaman 4 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
07:05:17 <diebot> Calling upon the divine power of your patron, you imbue yourself with strength and skill in combat. You gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, Strength checks, and Strength-based skill checks for every three caster levels you have (maximum +6). You also gain 1 temporary hit point per caster level. Whenever you make a full-attack
07:05:17 <diebot> action, you can make an additional attack at your full base attack bonus, plus any appropriate modifiers. This additional attack is not cumulative with similar effects, such as haste or weapons with the speed special ability.
07:06:12 <Ulzef> hey people
07:06:28 <Ulzef> just played serpents rise, really enjoyed it
07:10:07 <Ulzef> oh now you need wall insurance +$23
07:22:22 <MekkisScreen> How do they charge you for GPS?
07:29:15 <Steven1> suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
07:29:36 <Steven1> oh man, game was so fun tonight.
07:29:50 <Steven1> played some starwars edge of the empire.
07:30:24 <Steven1> we went to a casino, was Ladies night, my character didnt have to pay the cover.
07:30:29 <Steven1> free drink
07:30:53 <Steven1> rest of the party rolls in bout 2 minutes later.
07:31:14 <Avatar> !spell teleport
07:31:15 <diebot> Avatar, TELEPORT conjuration (teleportation[]) sorcerer/wizard 5, summoner 4, witch 5, magus 5 1 standard action Range: personal and touch you and touched objects or other touched willing creatures Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: none and Will negates (object) SR:no and yes (object)Source: PFRPG Core
07:31:15 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/teleport.html
07:31:16 <Steven1> threaten the mob boss that runs it, fight breaks out.
07:31:26 <Steven1> the part did that.
07:32:08 <Steven1> so all the security go running out of the bar section where i am.
07:32:38 <Steven1> leaving me alone... well i sit down at a table, jack into casino security.
07:33:19 <Mekkis> Yeah, it was good.
07:33:56 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5lid4?Lets-Be-Clear
07:34:16 <Avatar> why wouldn't they just add this to additional resources
07:34:32 <Avatar> the information in the pdf, not the pdf itself
07:35:25 <Steven1> GM is like okay this is going to take you 2 rounds to do.
07:35:50 <Steven1> So i have a talent that makes me do it 25% faster.
07:36:51 <Mekkis> nixw
07:37:12 <Steven1> roll my dice which is 2 regular 2 proficiency, he adds two setback dice which i remove due to talents
07:38:25 <Steven1> 4 success, 1 triumph(crit roll), 3 triumph(cool stuff happens dice)
07:39:25 <Steven1> what up
07:39:49 <Steven1> i spend 3 success to reduce speed of the hack by 75%... finish hack that round and kill the cameras and reset all passwords in the casino to a password i set up.
07:40:17 <Steven1> i was the last person to act in that round.
07:40:56 <Steven1> start of next round, mob boss doesnt like the odds, tries to flee through his secret speeder garage... cant open the door because the password has been changed.
07:41:21 <Steven1> character validated.
07:41:39 * Steven1 feels super satisfied.
07:41:54 <Ulzef> so you gonna join us down here on the 23rd-24th avatar?
07:42:36 <Steven1> sorry the 3 cool stuff happened dice are called advantage.
07:43:07 <Mekkis> what game? shadowrun? star wars?
07:45:51 <Steven1> starwars edge of empire
07:47:17 <Avatar> relax
07:47:28 <Steven1> I need to figure out something in combat to do because the next game or two i believe we are going to be in a low tech area, which pretty much negates everything i've done in combat so far.
07:49:22 <Avatar> al rigg has decided his content is pfs legal in his region apparently
08:05:21 <Steven1> pretty boring over here right now.
08:20:56 <Steven1> sup guysgirls
08:21:01 <Steven1> guys/girls
08:22:33 <Steven1> oh i am relaxing
08:23:06 <Relaxer> Well i suppose that will have reprecussions in his region.
08:24:18 <Relaxer> I'm makin a rogue.
08:43:21 <Mekkis> !spell Create Demiplane, Lesser
08:43:24 <diebot> Mekkis, CREATE DEMIPLANE, LESSER conjuration (creation[]) cleric/oracle 7, sorcerer/wizard 7, summoner 5, witch 7 2 hours Range: 0 ft. Comp: V, S, F (a forked metal rod worth at least 500 gp) Duration: 1 day/level Save: none SR:noSource: Ultimate Magic
08:43:24 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/create_demiplane,_lesser.html
08:43:35 <Mekkis> Steven1, can you suggest a 7th level spell for my sorcerer?
08:44:39 <Avatar> of course it's important
08:44:43 <Avatar> as any other piece of information in there
08:54:50 <Relaxer> well remaking a rogue.
09:07:51 <Alynn> hello all
09:23:38 <Avatar> unlikely
09:50:32 <steven> yup oathwatch is the new magic expansion, midnight prerelease 5 1/2 hours ago.
09:51:51 <steven> limited wish is pretty great spell.
09:52:20 <steven> my character ahtuz cast wish to lose weight.
10:02:21 <MekkisScreen> Ulzef: What's on on 23rd-24th?
10:03:11 <Steven1> back
10:03:12 <Steven1> hey hey
10:03:18 <Steven1> hmmm. let me take a look
10:04:05 <Steven1> prismatic spray pretty great
10:04:16 <Steven1> and i dunno avatar, i suppose because they dont want to?
10:04:51 <Steven1> waves of exhaustion
10:05:00 <Steven1> control weather
10:06:09 <Steven1> greater polymorph
10:06:22 <Steven1> limited wish
10:31:36 <Steven1> it is a service charge.
10:35:59 <Mekkis> They charge you for GPS?!
10:58:55 <Ulzef> Longcon
10:59:03 <Ulzef> 2 day con in geelong
11:24:00 <Ulzef> you are more than welcome to come down
11:49:16 <MekkisScreen> w
11:58:11 <Steven1> well found something to do on low tech planet.
14:14:44 <steven> i get a ping/pong message every 2 minutes.
15:49:35 <Avatar> you can turn that off man
15:50:03 <Avatar> options > IRC > options
17:42:32 <Avatar> relaxer: that does sound cool
17:43:53 <Mekkis> He was a lazy bastard
17:46:38 <Mekkis> the PCs are considering using Greater Teleport to get to the Mwangi expanse to rescue Kyalla
18:02:11 <Avatar> sounds like the best way to lose weight to me
18:02:22 <Avatar> don't exercise, just wish it away
18:52:44 <MekkisScreen> hmn. Tempting
18:52:57 <MekkisScreen> link?
20:27:21 <Avatar> do it mekkis
21:12:40 <Brunius|M> Avatar:
21:31:35 Topic for #d&d is: AEDT (UTC+11:00) || Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au || https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/pathfinder-society-online-collective
21:31:35 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Nov 30 19:02:39 2015
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21:37:36 <Mekkis> !spell black tentacles
21:37:39 <diebot> Mekkis, BLACK TENTACLES conjuration (creation[]) sorcerer/wizard 4, witch 4, summoner 3, magus 4, bloodrager 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M (octopus or squid tentacle) Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
21:37:39 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/black_tentacles.html
21:40:12 <Mekkis> !spell righteous might
21:40:13 <diebot> Mekkis, RIGHTEOUS MIGHT transmutation ([]) cleric/oracle 5, inquisitor 5 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
21:40:13 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/righteous_might.html
21:41:16 <Mekkis> !spell divine power
21:41:17 <diebot> Mekkis, DIVINE POWER evocation ([]) cleric/oracle 4, inquisitor 4, shaman 4 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
21:41:17 <diebot> Calling upon the divine power of your patron, you imbue yourself with strength and skill in combat. You gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, Strength checks, and Strength-based skill checks for every three caster levels you have (maximum +6). You also gain 1 temporary hit point per caster level. Whenever you make a full-attack
21:41:17 <diebot> action, you can make an additional attack at your full base attack bonus, plus any appropriate modifiers. This additional attack is not cumulative with similar effects, such as haste or weapons with the speed special ability.
21:45:12 <Mekkis> Should just use PAO
22:10:45 <Steven1> yup, it was pretty fun.
22:45:54 <Avatar> what was brunius on about
22:54:48 <Steven1> being brunius?
22:55:50 <Mekkis> !spell burst of radiance
22:55:52 <diebot> Mekkis, BURST OF RADIANCE evocation ([good, light]) cleric/oracle 2, druid 2, sorcerer/wizard 2 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M/DF (a piece of flint and a pinch of silver dust) Duration: instantaneous Save: Reflex partial SR:yesSource: Champions Of Purity
22:55:52 <diebot> This spell fills the area with a brilliant flash of shimmering light. Creatures in the area are blinded for 1d4 rounds, or dazzled for 1d4 rounds if they succeed at a Reflex save. Evil creatures in the area of the burst take 1d4 points of damage per caster level (max 5d4), whether they succeed at the Reflex save or not.
22:58:45 <Avatar> not really
23:14:49 <Steven1> man, today is creeping by.
23:21:25 <MekkisScreen> if I do, will you Avatar ?
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23:29:17 <Steven1> !throw 1d5
23:29:17 <diebot> Steven1, 1d5: [1d5=2] 2
23:29:25 <Steven1> !throw 1d100
23:29:25 <diebot> Steven1, 1d100: [1d100=89] 89
23:48:10 <Ulzef> its just on the melbourne warhorn. pay on the day $5 per session
23:53:38 <Steven1> 4 hours till prerelease of oathwatch
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