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49:03 <miner> heya HellFury
49:25 <miner> saw the pic of you with that dildo lol
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49:34 <Xhexx> G'day kiddos
49:43 <miner> heya Xhexx
49:54 <miner> horny?
49:56 <Xhexx> How's everyones night going?
50:00 <miner> heya HellFury
50:00 <miner> saw the pic of you with that dildo lol
50:00 <Xhexx> G'day kiddos
50:00 <miner> heya Xhexx
50:05 <miner> yeh good just waiting for HellFury to open
50:15 <President_Trump> open?
50:50 <Xhexx> who the what now?
50:56 <HellFury> and she won't
51:00 <HellFury> so take your shit and fuck off
51:00 <miner> horny?
51:00 <Xhexx> How's everyones night going?
51:00 <miner> yeh good just waiting for HellFury to open
51:00 <President_Trump> open?
51:00 <Xhexx> who the what now?
51:04 <HellFury> take that as a warning
51:35 <Xhexx> I'm still lost
51:55 <miner> just meant like ready
51:57 <miner> you know
52:00 <HellFury> and she won't
52:00 <HellFury> so take your shit and fuck off
52:00 <HellFury> take that as a warning
52:00 <Xhexx> I'm still lost
52:06 <Xhexx> eesh
52:28 <HellFury> !miner, take the hint and stop harassing women
52:35 <HellFury> especially women who think your a fucking idiot
52:40 <Xhexx> ^ she's right you know
52:45 <miner> HellFury take the hint and fuck u dog
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53:00 <miner> just meant like ready
53:00 <miner> you know
53:00 <Xhexx> eesh
53:00 <HellFury> !miner, take the hint and stop harassing women
53:00 <HellFury> especially women who think your a fucking idiot
53:00 <Xhexx> ^ she's right you know
53:00 <miner> HellFury take the hint and fuck u dog
54:31 <Xhexx> Seems a bit aggressive
54:54 <HellFury> well he seems to think that women on irc are here to be harassed
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55:00 <Xhexx> Seems a bit aggressive
55:06 <Xhexx> I pretty much found the same thing to be honest
55:06 <HellFury> or open season for men with cocks...
55:22 <Xhexx> One of the reasons I only dipped a toe in haha
55:33 <HellFury> i show no interest and they suddenly try to stick their cock in
55:52 <HellFury> pat said no such thing
55:56 <HellFury> hes asleep in my bed
55:58 <Xhexx> So what you're saying is... they're from the internet
56:00 <HellFury> well he seems to think that women on irc are here to be harassed
56:00 <Xhexx> I pretty much found the same thing to be honest
56:00 <HellFury> or open season for men with cocks...
56:00 <Xhexx> One of the reasons I only dipped a toe in haha
56:00 <HellFury> i show no interest and they suddenly try to stick their cock in
56:00 <HellFury> pat said no such thing
56:11 <HellFury> keep lying miner
56:23 <Xhexx> wait I can't see what he's typing
56:24 <HellFury> makes you look all the more stupid coz my other half said no thinng
56:30 <Xhexx> on yeah you can block people on here cant you
57:00 <HellFury> hes asleep in my bed
57:00 <Xhexx> So what you're saying is... they're from the internet
57:00 <HellFury> keep lying miner
57:00 <Xhexx> wait I can't see what he's typing
57:00 <HellFury> makes you look all the more stupid coz my other half said no thinng
57:00 <Xhexx> on yeah you can block people on here cant you
58:11 <HellFury> hes coned...
59:00 <HellFury> hes coned...
59:31 <Xhexx> Yeah I have no idea what that means
59:39 <Xhexx> Contextually I can guess
59:51 <Xhexx> Have used this app for a grand total of less than an hour
59:55 <Xhexx> with little instruction :P
00:00 <Xhexx> Yeah I have no idea what that means
00:00 <Xhexx> Contextually I can guess 
00:00 <Xhexx> Have used this app for a grand total of less than an hour
00:31 <HellFury> ahhh
01:00 <Xhexx> with little instruction :P
01:00 <HellFury> ahhh
01:45 <Sutekh> cone is like.. cone of silence from Get Smart tv show
02:00 <Sutekh> cone is like.. cone of silence from Get Smart tv show
02:09 <Xhexx> Yeah that's what I figured
02:34 <HellFury> 6 am starts suck
02:47 <HellFury> lucky its only for 2 more days and then i don't have to worry
03:00 <Xhexx> Yeah that's what I figured
03:00 <HellFury> 6 am starts suck
03:00 <HellFury> lucky its only for 2 more days and then i don't have to worry
03:19 <Xhexx> Good lord fuck that
03:25 <Xhexx> I'm in the middle of finals at the moment
03:29 <Xhexx> 1 left thank christ
04:00 <Xhexx> Good lord fuck that
04:00 <Xhexx> I'm in the middle of finals at the moment
04:00 <Xhexx> 1 left thank christ
04:16 <HellFury> yeah my car had to fuck up on school pick up week
05:00 <HellFury> yeah my car had to fuck up on school pick up week
05:03 <HellFury> so its now drop male off at work then pick the nephews up after school using his car and pick him up after
05:08 <HellFury> coz they clash same time
05:51 <Xhexx> Ehhhh nightmare carpool
06:00 <Xhexx> What's wrong with the whip?
06:00 <HellFury> so its now drop male off at work then pick the nephews up after school using his car and pick him up after
06:00 <HellFury> coz they clash same time
06:00 <Xhexx> Ehhhh nightmare carpool
06:16 <HellFury> today was bad enough
06:37 <HellFury> drop him off go to appt then come back pick boys up at 3 him at 4
06:51 <HellFury> and coz their 9 i had to drag them to his work place and back
07:00 <Xhexx> What's wrong with the whip?
07:00 <HellFury> today was bad enough
07:00 <HellFury> drop him off go to appt then come back pick boys up at 3 him at 4
07:00 <HellFury> and coz their 9 i had to drag them to his work place and back
08:02 <Xhexx> This is why I will never have kids
08:13 <Xhexx> (part of the reason)
08:16 <HellFury> oh their my brothers
08:24 <HellFury> i just do after school pick up for him
08:25 <Xhexx> Yeah I got the nephews bit
08:30 <Xhexx> still so much WORK
09:00 <Xhexx> This is why I will never have kids
09:00 <Xhexx> (part of the reason)
09:00 <HellFury> oh their my brothers
09:00 <HellFury> i just do after school pick up for him
09:00 <Xhexx> Yeah I got the nephews bit
09:00 <Xhexx> still so much WORK
11:49 <Xhexx> So.... those are some interesting issues you have to read through :'D
12:00 Part: Shaun ([email protected]) from #sydney
12:00 <Xhexx> So.... those are some interesting issues you have to read through :'D
12:35 <HellFury> the issue atm is my car and the over heating
12:53 <HellFury> he seems to think that its either thermostat or water pump
13:00 <HellFury> the issue atm is my car and the over heating
13:07 <HellFury> coz engine heated up but radiator didn't
13:31 <Xhexx> both a relatively cheap fix
13:34 <Xhexx> so that's something
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14:00 <HellFury> he seems to think that its either thermostat or water pump
14:00 <HellFury> coz engine heated up but radiator didn't
14:00 <Xhexx> both a relatively cheap fix
14:00 <Xhexx> so that's something
14:08 <HellFury> yeah
14:17 <HellFury> but until he can do that i have no car
14:24 <HellFury> so its use his car til thats done
14:47 <HellFury> and right tool
15:00 <HellFury> yeah
15:00 <HellFury> but until he can do that i have no car
15:00 <HellFury> so its use his car til thats done
15:00 <HellFury> and right tool
15:05 <HellFury> thankfully oldest neph is a mechanic so he can access em
16:00 <HellFury> thankfully oldest neph is a mechanic so he can access em
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17:35 <Xhexx> yeah having a mechanic in the family is boss
17:40 <Xhexx> it's my Dad in ours
18:00 <Xhexx> yeah having a mechanic in the family is boss
18:00 <Xhexx> it's my Dad in ours
18:32 <HellFury> yeah it works good
19:00 <HellFury> yeah it works good
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25:49 <Student> :)
26:00 <Student> :)
26:02 <Student> engine is over heating but radiator is not.
26:06 <Student> interesting.
26:23 <HellFury> yah
26:34 <HellFury> he thinks its thermostat or water pump
26:43 <HellFury> but won't know until he gets under hood
27:00 <Student> engine is over heating but radiator is not.
27:00 <Student> interesting.
27:00 <HellFury> yah
27:00 <HellFury> he thinks its thermostat or water pump
27:00 <HellFury> but won't know until he gets under hood
27:45 <Student> if the water is moving in the radiator , water pump is just fine.
28:00 <Student> if the water is moving in the radiator , water pump is just fine.
28:20 <HellFury> i dunno as i say
28:26 <HellFury> when its daylight he will go and check
28:32 <HellFury> but until then i have to get up at 6 am
28:37 <HellFury> so i am out of here for th enight
28:52 <Student> if the electric fans are working automatically with thermostat switch, it is giving the signal to fan.
29:00 <HellFury> i dunno as i say
29:00 <HellFury> when its daylight he will go and check
29:00 <HellFury> but until then i have to get up at 6 am
29:00 <HellFury> so i am out of here for th enight
29:00 <Student> if the electric fans are working automatically with thermostat switch, it is giving the signal to fan.
29:06 <Student> all right, Let see how it goes.
29:07 <HellFury> we replaced one of the fans
29:17 <HellFury> and the car still over heated
29:26 <HellFury> so its wait and see what he finds out
30:00 <Student> all right, Let see how it goes.
30:00 <HellFury> we replaced one of the fans
30:00 <HellFury> and the car still over heated
30:00 <HellFury> so its wait and see what he finds out
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30:45 <Student> what happened to the Insurance?
31:00 <Student> what happened to the Insurance?
31:11 <HellFury> i think dad said their fixing mums car next week
31:18 <HellFury> ie why i took it back up to her
32:00 <HellFury> i think dad said their fixing mums car next week
32:00 <HellFury> ie why i took it back up to her
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33:25 <uddss> fukkk here fuken ignoring me helping u .. what is with that ?
33:26 <uddss> car overheating either replace the thermostate and flush the radiator, or replace the radiator/vaccum hose (its brokern), check and replace and set the thermo-fan so it comes on when car gets hot, or replace coolant (full flush radiator), check the oil is not overflowin (causes heat), check the oil is the correct viscosity (type_) (light liquid causes greater heat than thicker oil) if oil is
33:26 <uddss> fuked flush out from botyom of car - the bolt
34:00 <uddss> fukkk here fuken ignoring me helping u .. what is with that ?
34:00 <uddss>  car overheating either replace the thermostate and flush the radiator, or replace the radiator/vaccum hose (its brokern), check and replace and set the thermo-fan so it comes on when car gets hot, or replace coolant (full flush radiator), check the oil is not overflowin (causes heat), check the oil is the correct viscosity (type_) (light liquid causes greater heat than thicker oil) if oil is 
34:00 <uddss> fuked flush out from botyom of car - the bolt
34:17 <uddss> the thermo-fan fix is a little connector thing like a serial-plug of a komputer ... clips into place..
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34:25 <HellFury> i don't need your help thanks
34:30 <HellFury> my partner has that covered
34:33 <uddss> why? im being nice anything wrong with that
34:40 <uddss> ive gone through this b4 thats why i typed
35:00 <uddss> the thermo-fan fix is a little connector thing like a serial-plug of a komputer ... clips into place.. 
35:00 <HellFury> i don't need your help thanks
35:00 <HellFury> my partner has that covered
35:00 <uddss> why? im being nice anything wrong with that
35:00 <uddss> ive gone through this b4 thats why i typed
35:39 <uddss> if the cars old like 90's it should have minimum 20w50 or if its even older should have 30w50 oil even
35:48 <uddss> keep it nice and cool cos the oil is thick as fuk
36:00 <uddss> if the cars old like 90's it should have minimum 20w50 or if its even older should have 30w50 oil even
36:00 <uddss> keep it nice and cool cos the oil is thick as fuk
36:33 <uddss> dont run ur air-con when u got overheats issues coss it adds heat yaa as u prob knows
36:41 <Student> they are fixing, Nice.
36:56 <uddss> dispersing heat from the aircon while its overheating, helps to cool engine, point it outside windows :)))) tips n trickss
37:00 <uddss> dont run ur air-con when u got overheats issues coss it adds heat yaa as u prob knows
37:00 <Student> they are fixing, Nice. 
37:10 <HellFury> yah dad threatened court and they chose to pay out instead
37:24 <Student> good work Dad. :)
38:00 <uddss> dispersing heat from the aircon while its overheating, helps to cool engine, point it outside windows :)))) tips n trickss
38:00 <HellFury> yah dad threatened court and they chose to pay out instead
38:00 <Student> good work Dad. :)
39:06 <uddss> u like ur dads? my dads took me to court for an apparent huge moneys thing :(((((
39:09 <HellFury> should not take my parent threatening to sue to get it done but
39:26 <uddss> i owned the court problem with 1 statutory declaration owning shi.tss :)))
39:26 <HellFury> coz the problem was not me but the other twit
40:00 <uddss> u like ur dads? my dads took me to court for an apparent huge moneys thing :(((((
40:00 <HellFury> should not take my parent threatening to sue to get it done but
40:00 <uddss> i owned the court problem with 1 statutory declaration owning shi.tss :)))
40:00 <HellFury> coz the problem was not me but the other twit
41:17 <HellFury> and uddss i didn't realize your an expert in fixing VW engines
41:24 <Student> you are right. should not have to get to there.
41:24 <Student> yes.
41:26 <uddss> if u crashs and da insurance say u at fault thennss u cant do shi.t really :(((( best thingss to do (TIPS N TRICKS)) whenn u crashss say u had a "sneezing-fit" cos thats classified in insurance as a act-of-god and u wins
41:29 <HellFury> its not as straight forward as you say
41:56 <HellFury> he needs a special tool to get to where the pump or thermostat is
42:00 <HellFury> and uddss i didn't realize your an expert in fixing VW engines
42:00 <Student> you are right. should not have to get to there.
42:00 <Student> yes.
42:00 <uddss> if u crashs and da insurance say u at fault thennss u cant do shi.t really :(((( best thingss to do (TIPS N TRICKS)) whenn u crashss say u had a "sneezing-fit" cos thats classified in insurance as a act-of-god and u wins
42:00 <HellFury> its not as straight forward as you say
42:02 <HellFury> which my nephew currently has
42:10 <HellFury> but not on him
43:00 <HellFury> he needs a special tool to get to where the pump or thermostat is
43:00 <HellFury> which my nephew currently has
43:00 <HellFury> but not on him
43:12 <HellFury> ok im out
43:13 <HellFury> night
44:00 <HellFury> ok im out
44:00 <HellFury> night
45:20 <Student> good luck HellFury . take care.
45:58 <HellFury> ta you too
46:00 <Student> good luck HellFury . take care.
47:00 <HellFury> ta you too
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25:56 <l00peyd0g> chris`
27:00 <l00peyd0g> chris`
27:09 <chris`> sup
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37:25 <chris`> ... lmao?
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39:02 <l00peyd0g> HAHAHAHA
39:03 <l00peyd0g> !
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40:00 <l00peyd0g> HAHAHAHA 
40:00 <l00peyd0g> !
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40:48 <chris`> .... :)
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42:43 <l00peyd0g> today is wednesday!!
43:00 <l00peyd0g> today is wednesday!!
47:43 <l00peyd0g> ;P~
48:00 <l00peyd0g> ;P~
51:58 <l00peyd0g> sleep in today
53:00 <l00peyd0g> sleep in today
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02:42 <l00peyd0g> chris` is flooding me
03:00 <l00peyd0g> chris` is flooding me
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31:00 <b1rd> Me dick is up says good morning
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02:00 <Exo> Morning wood first thing in the mornibg
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04:00 <Exo> Still hot as fk outside
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22:00 <b1rd> Brrr cold
22:00 <b1rd> Reboot fone brb
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25:00 <b1rd> Back
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29:00 <b1rd> Hello hellfury 
29:00 <b1rd> Ok picked me nose lots better
33:00 <HellFury> hey b1d
33:00 <HellFury> er b1rd
33:00 <b1rd> U up early af
34:00 <HellFury> yep
34:00 <HellFury> no choice
34:00 <xm> morning birds
34:00 <xm> or early birds
34:00 <HellFury> not driving my car until we sort the over heating issue
34:00 <HellFury> so its drop him at work pick boys up and him
35:00 <HellFury> for the weeek
35:00 <HellFury> which means 6 am starts
35:00 <b1rd> Id get new car
35:00 <b1rd> Oh k
35:00 <HellFury> no money
35:00 <b1rd> Good for u
35:00 <b1rd> U can buy cars cheap
35:00 <HellFury> if i had 700 fucken bucks
35:00 <HellFury> i would buy another one
36:00 <b1rd> Like five hundred drive till rego run out
36:00 <b1rd> Yea
36:00 <HellFury> but right now i don't HAVE the money
36:00 <b1rd> Isnt ur hubby workinf
36:00 <HellFury> yes
36:00 <b1rd> Should be enough. 
36:00 <HellFury> but he also pays rent has rego for his own car and his own car problems
36:00 <HellFury> so we just don't have the money to fork out for another car
36:00 <HellFury> and he doesn't want too
36:00 <b1rd> Should be able to find 700
37:00 <HellFury> we are not buying another car b1rd...
37:00 <b1rd> Well u can share
37:00 <HellFury> not wit me traveling in 8 weeks
37:00 <b1rd> Me and the ex shared a car for fkn years.. 
37:00 <HellFury> i cannot and he cannot afford it
37:00 <HellFury> yep and we are sharing cars until his dad helps us fix mine
38:00 <b1rd> Before that we got around on a bike. She didn't even have a licence till dhe like 34
38:00 <b1rd> It wont hurt u
38:00 <HellFury> even IF i have to get up at 6 am on week days to use his car
38:00 <b1rd> Onetime doin shopping
38:00 <HellFury> im traveling in 8 weeks b1rd
38:00 <b1rd> On nike
38:00 <b1rd> Bike. 
38:00 <HellFury> no fuckin way im forking out for a new car
38:00 <b1rd> Fkn dropped a full cauliflower on rd
38:00 <b1rd> Lololol
39:00 <b1rd> Doin a mono with wife n shopping on bsck
39:00 <b1rd> Cheap fuel tho
39:00 <HellFury> yeah coz picking 3 kids on a bike is cool
39:00 <b1rd> And not stuk in traffic
39:00 <b1rd> U can.. 
39:00 <HellFury> ok you know something
39:00 <HellFury> your being stupid
39:00 <HellFury> so shut the fuck up
39:00 <b1rd> In asia full fkn extended fam on a bike
39:00 <b1rd> A scooter 
40:00 <b1rd> Umm no
40:00 <HellFury> i'm already annoyed i can't get to sleep in
40:00 <b1rd> Im not stupid. Im saying.. It can always get worse
40:00 <b1rd> So. Be thankful
40:00 <b1rd> :) 
40:00 <HellFury> yeah like irritating me with stupid fucking ideas
40:00 <b1rd> I did it 
40:00 <HellFury> and no we are not getting another car
40:00 <b1rd> It worked hun
40:00 <HellFury> im not like you
41:00 <b1rd> Bike
41:00 <HellFury> where i live in a car
41:00 <HellFury> i have to pay rent and bills
41:00 <b1rd> U could if u had to
41:00 <HellFury> no thanks
41:00 <b1rd> Well ppl dont choose
41:00 <HellFury> i would rather live in a house than be a homeless fuckwit
41:00 <HellFury> and i have to go drop my other half off
41:00 <b1rd> Excuse me cuz 
42:00 <b1rd> I know whats gonna happen. 
42:00 <b1rd> Ill be like. I told u so 
44:00 <b1rd> Few raindrops already 
48:00 <b1rd> Sexy turk bitch
49:00 <b1rd> Bit ypung tho
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26:56 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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03:00 <b1rd> Elfy
03:58 <b1rd> Kangaroo face. Energizer headspace
05:00 <b1rd> Quick watermelon
05:00 <b1rd> Mangos peaches
11:00 <Skirmish> Gokd morning Austnetians.
11:00 <Skirmish> Good*
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12:52 <Exo> Morning peeps
13:05 <Skirmish> Morning there Exo. What is the plan today? 
15:07 <Exo> G'day skirmish. Just work then hit the gym later
15:15 <Exo> starting to shred for summer
15:26 <Exo> Get rid of the winter rolls
15:33 <Exo> how about u?
16:18 <Skirmish> I haven't used the gym here. No free weights. Taking a break. 
16:46 <Skirmish> I will go to the beach later and come back for a 20 minute stint in the sauna. If I am too lazy to go to the beach I will give the pool here a go. 
17:37 <Skirmish> Give Clenbuterol a go if you're shredding. 
17:45 <uddss> luls skirmish u fuken fatso hefer fuken jumbo-man..lulzlz hows it feel to be austnets 2nd fattest in history after TSR there kid?
18:28 <Skirmish> Hey there goblin. Been up all night on the meth mate? 
18:38 <uddss> lullz u lookin forward to getting permission to raid the stationary cupboard at work son? lullzz i bet u cant fuken wait to get your hands on some 2B pencills fukkkoath fukkyeaaa fuken call up ma huge hefer wife tell her the good news (FUKKEN PENCILESS BABBY)
19:38 <Skirmish> I am seriously considering getting a sauna for the new house. I just need to make some room in the garage. Still unpacking. 
19:47 <Skirmish> Not all that expensive. 
20:49 <Skirmish> Get a daily supply of heat shock proteins. 
21:45 <b1rd> Skirmish ignore evading. You are the weakest link goodbye :) 
22:19 <b1rd> Low iq faggot
22:37 <Skirmish> lol poor b1rd
22:49 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:57 <PandasDontDrive> A saucey mind, doesn't get far.
24:18 <b1rd> Crack smokers don't have brains kiddie
25:00 <b1rd> Energizer bro good morning. 
25:27 <PandasDontDrive> You need a few licks from my belt.
25:42 <PandasDontDrive> Great, big and thick buckle.
25:52 <b1rd> Kidddie!!!! 
26:25 <b1rd> That what ur dad says before he belts u then fucks ur ass? 
26:30 <Skirmish> What is your shredding routine Exo?
27:02 <b1rd> Exposed urself kid. Projection at its finest. 
27:21 <PandasDontDrive> My dad is dead, he doesn't say anything.
27:40 <b1rd> He used to bum you. 
27:49 <PandasDontDrive> Poured him out into the Murray.
27:52 <b1rd> Remember? 
28:15 <PandasDontDrive> I have dozens of cousins and family here.
28:21 <Skirmish> I think that b1rd is projecting now how he was molested. 
28:29 <Skirmish> Much like his best mate breaker was molested. 
28:30 <PandasDontDrive> Two of my cousins, b1rd.
28:35 <b1rd> Yes just as he poured his semen into ur boyish ass. 
28:39 <PandasDontDrive> They would drive to Melbourne, just for you.
28:42 <PandasDontDrive> Tye and Josh.
28:50 <PandasDontDrive> Take you back to Moonta.
28:56 <PandasDontDrive> Shack you up.
29:02 <b1rd> Kid I'm not scared of crackheads in barinas. 
29:12 <b1rd> Kidddddie!!! 
29:12 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not a sharper.
29:25 <Skirmish> Much like nobody is scared of homeless bums in caddie vans. 
29:28 <PandasDontDrive> You better be kept in the company of whisky, than a van.
29:33 <PandasDontDrive> Homeless pie.
30:05 <PandasDontDrive> You are 38
30:10 <b1rd> Ihooj9u
30:13 <PandasDontDrive> Have done nothing with your life.
30:22 <PandasDontDrive> Write your story on one page.
31:41 <b1rd> LOL
31:54 <b1rd> are you ok bro
31:55 <PandasDontDrive> Only fools laugh.
32:00 <b1rd> ? 
32:18 <PandasDontDrive> Take a pic of your van bro
32:24 <b1rd> 0432 428 441
32:25 <PandasDontDrive> My dad had a murder van once.
32:29 <b1rd> Call me son
32:37 <PandasDontDrive> Bought it for camping.
32:47 <PandasDontDrive> I do not believe that is your number.
32:47 <Skirmish> Call him because he has no credit on his phone. 
32:56 <b1rd> Did he rape u in it much? 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I do not want to call a rape victim.
33:08 <PandasDontDrive> Nah.
33:12 <PandasDontDrive> I pitched it
33:13 <b1rd> No please do
33:19 <PandasDontDrive> on an Ant nest.
33:23 <PandasDontDrive> Slept out
33:27 <PandasDontDrive> waited for hours
33:31 <PandasDontDrive> he ran out screaming
33:34 <Skirmish> b1rd would be the type to run to the police if someone rang him and try to get an avo. 
33:36 <PandasDontDrive> SO funny.
34:03 <b1rd> There is a plus that after ur meltdown u wont be active online for a week :) 
35:13 <b1rd> Big crack comedown kiddie!!! 
36:03 <breaker> lol @ Skirmish your IP still says you're in Sydney :)
36:25 <breaker> Quickly now .. change to your prepaid optus LOLOLOL
36:43 <Skirmish> This is the hotels internet. I prefer to use that. 
36:44 <b1rd> Put the cockroacon ignore h
37:21 <Skirmish> breaker still thinks that tracing the IP back to the ISP = hacking to your house. Way too funny. 
37:22 <b1rd> Owned
38:02 <PandasDontDrive> You are like women talking.
38:06 <PandasDontDrive> To yourself.
38:14 <PandasDontDrive> Secret women's business.
38:20 <PandasDontDrive> bitch.
38:32 <breaker> 163.53.(32-35)-(1-255).r.lbnco.com.au
38:57 <Skirmish> Yes, that is the hotels internet. If you could hack at all you would see what suburb I was in on the Gold Coast. 
39:18 <Skirmish> Instead you trace it to the ISP, in Sydney, and think you're having some gotcha moment. It's hilarious. 
39:33 <breaker> You're not on the Gold Coast.. 100% in Sydney :)
39:46 <PandasDontDrive> Fight time Skirmish!
39:50 <Skirmish> So why am I taking pictures of Sea World out of my window? 
39:54 <PandasDontDrive> Got your cuff-links off?
39:56 <Skirmish> There is a sea world in Sydney now? 
40:01 <PandasDontDrive> Puttem away!
40:35 <Skirmish> lol I used to think that breaker had some skills as a bit of a hacker. Clearly I was very wrong. He's just a script kiddy. 
40:39 <PandasDontDrive> breaker, give b1rd shit, he is a notorious thumper.
41:09 <PandasDontDrive> He is Captain of everything loss.
41:26 <PandasDontDrive> Wet-nurse.
41:35 <breaker> Skirmish, If I was a "skiddie" you wouldn't be online at all.
41:41 <Skirmish> I am going to leave the Gold Coast on saturday morning and drive home to my house in Salamander Bay and still breaker will be convinced I am in Sydney. Too many lulz. 
42:09 <PandasDontDrive> Bryce
42:13 <PandasDontDrive> Bruce
42:18 <PandasDontDrive> That's nice.
42:21 <PandasDontDrive> The life.
42:27 <PandasDontDrive> *gets jelly*
42:43 * PandasDontDrive hawks at Skirmish :P
42:50 <e|f> you can't really do much with an IP these days, anyway
42:57 <e|f> most computers are secured pretty well
43:02 <e|f> brb cigarette
43:02 <lx>  ...so quiet now e|f...
43:06 <PandasDontDrive> less you use a sub
43:08 <Skirmish> Shhhh don't ruin breakers amazing "gotcha" moment. 
43:16 <PandasDontDrive> LOL Skirmish
43:30 <PandasDontDrive> We ruined b1rd's morning.
43:38 <PandasDontDrive> May as-well do another.
43:51 <PandasDontDrive> I do not care for the company of river friends.
43:59 <Skirmish> b1rd wakes up and faces another day as the well established loser he is. He ruins his own day by waking up.
44:10 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
44:14 <PandasDontDrive> Everyday.
45:39 <Skirmish> There is free wifi in the park across the road. Maybe I should log into that and see what breaker can find out. 
46:11 <Skirmish> 'You're in Sydney, 100% positive, because my trace ip website says so.'
47:31 <e|f> the tracing can be deceptive too
47:34 <e|f> often wrong
47:51 <e|f> mine said i was in parramatta one time
47:55 * e|f was in Newcastle
48:13 <Skirmish> Nah you're 100% in Parramatta elf lol
48:19 <e|f> if you say so :D
48:34 <flammable> Where am I, breaker? :D
49:19 <Skirmish> If my IP said I was on the gold coast he would accuse me of using a vpn because he refuses to accept that I am here. 
52:57 <Skirmish> brb, I am going to see if I can log into the park across the road. 
52:57 <lx>  It'll be quiet without you Skirmish...
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58:14 <e|f> >_>
58:59 <e|f> well, i'm all showered and stuff
59:04 <e|f> a good start to the day
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59:39 <Skirmish> Won't let me log in. Signal must be too weak. 
59:49 <e|f> yep
00:31 <e|f> i'll check my own IP for fun, why not
00:53 <e|f> lol
00:54 <Skirmish> Be ready to be blown away when you realise you're in Sydney
00:57 <e|f> says "Kotara"
00:59 <e|f> close
01:05 <e|f> Kotara is a suburb in Newwie
01:36 <PandasDontDrive> Going back to sleep.
01:40 <Skirmish> I know. 
01:53 <PandasDontDrive> Chumsky breakfast isn't mine.
02:20 <e|f> sleep well :D
02:25 <Skirmish> My internet should be connected by the time I get home so I will have to see where it says I am. 
02:28 <e|f> have pleasant dreams :D
04:26 <Skirmish> I need to give my health insurance and see if I can use it in another state. Should be able to, surely. 
04:40 <e|f> should be fine
04:59 <e|f> any place in Australia provided it's not some kind of weird, small island or something
05:01 <Skirmish> Yeah that is what I think too but my wife questioned it and I am not sure now. 
05:20 <e|f> do you plan on swimming to the Christmas Islands? if no, you should be OK
05:24 <Skirmish> We're with Defence Health, so it shouldn't matter. 
05:37 <e|f> should be fine
05:39 <e|f> brb
05:39 <lx>  See ya e|f...
07:51 <Skirmish> bbl
07:52 <lx>  It'll be quiet without you Skirmish...
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10:12 <e|f> gonna go buy some smokes
10:14 <e|f> bbiab
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29:06 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [4h2m11s]
30:46 <e|f> gotta go buy a birthday present. bbiaw ^_^
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23:42 <e|f> i'm back
23:58 <e|f> i bought a bottle of liquor (i know the person likes) and some chocolates
24:03 <e|f> for the birthday present
24:08 <e|f> now gotta wrap them
24:28 <e|f> >_>
25:53 <b1rd> LOL
26:07 <b1rd> Sup
26:33 <e|f> nm 
26:42 <e|f> just getting birthday gifts ready for tomorrow
26:53 <e|f> i had to youtube a video to see how to gift wrap a bottle
26:55 <e|f> lolol
26:56 <e|f> :D
26:57 <b1rd> Wat u get me
27:15 <e|f> bottle of american honey for you
27:19 <e|f> and some choccies
29:52 <b1rd> Yum
30:44 <b1rd> Im off caffiene 
30:49 <b1rd> No chocolate 
32:57 <b1rd> Pandasdontdrive wake up u braindead cunt
33:20 <e|f> i have my trusty scalpel to cut wrapping paper
33:29 <e|f> best piece of stationery i ever bought
33:43 <b1rd> Yum
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44:43 <WaixYourLegs> when when when
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45:26 <b1rd> Hello devil45 
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49:01 <b1rd> Could go a root
49:04 * T-City was hoping to see some new kelevra memes
49:15 <b1rd> lol
55:48 <HellFury> make your own smellevra memes T-City
56:11 <HellFury> your not that fuckin dumb
57:03 <T-City> Speak up HellFury 
02:36 <T-City> lets talk about farting
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21:18 <Skirmish> Choc chip cookies ftw.
22:37 <l00peyd0g> just had curried sandwiches
22:47 <l00peyd0g> egg
22:47 <Skirmish> curried egg? 
22:50 <l00peyd0g> yes
23:10 <chris`> pies
23:12 <chris`> lols soon
23:17 <Skirmish> Nice. Wife does curried egg and garlic mayo. Deelish. 
23:49 <flammable> Hey chris`
23:56 <l00peyd0g> lamb gravy rolls for dinner
24:07 <flammable> chrisssssSSsSSsSsSSSSSss
24:19 <Skirmish> Hey Chris, send me a private message with your address. I am going to hook you up with some gumption. 
24:34 <chris`> nah man
24:42 <chris`> hi flammable
24:48 <Skirmish> You can make your fridge white again. 
24:58 <Skirmish> Could be the start of a new life for you with a white fridge. 
25:01 <energizer> durry smoke'll do that
25:14 <chris`> and i smoke lots
25:15 <energizer> ruins car interiors too
25:16 <chris`> lols
25:43 <Skirmish> We just bought a black stainless steel fridge. Maybe you should get your parents to get you one of those chris. 
25:51 <l00peyd0g> thats why i vape
25:56 <Skirmish> Can't go yellow ... well the interior could I guess. 
26:47 <chris`> mum wants get me a vape
26:49 <chris`> lols
27:00 <Skirmish> Why don't you? 
27:12 <l00peyd0g> vaping meth is great
27:14 <chris`> they dont work
27:14 <l00peyd0g> u should
27:22 <chris`> its not smoking
27:23 <chris`> lols
27:40 <Skirmish> You have an oral fixation and an addictive personality. Vaping would work for you. 
27:55 <chris`> wtf
28:02 <Skirmish> Get a few flavoured vapes and you would become adddicted to it in a few days. 
28:03 <chris`> fuck off 
28:29 <l00peyd0g> vape str8 up meth son dont do other shit
28:30 <Skirmish> You are who you are chris ... may as well accept it and use it to your advantage.
28:33 <l00peyd0g> its bad for u
29:14 <flammable> It is actually good chris`. Still has nicotine so it's satisfying
29:59 <chris`> thats not true flammable
30:12 <chris`> satisfaction goes beyond vape
30:26 <l00peyd0g> yup
30:35 <l00peyd0g> u should shoot up
30:59 <chris`> wtf nah man
31:12 <Skirmish> Chris is a lost cause when it comes to his addictions. He uses them as a crutch to face life and now they are what defines him. 
31:14 <l00peyd0g> fine
31:23 <l00peyd0g> be like that
31:35 <Skirmish> You can't educate him to make different choices that are better for him. His parents gave up and shipped him out when they realised that. 
32:21 <Skirmish> Chris is now a ticking time bomb. We wait and see what is going to set him off first. Booze, or running out of weed. They are the two regular triggers. 
32:26 <chris`> i going get drunk
32:29 <chris`> lols
32:31 <chris`> after eat
32:44 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
33:03 <Skirmish> We look forward to your predicted meltdown later tonight then Chris. Have fun! 
33:03 <PandasDontDrive> Way to inspire a person.
33:04 <chris`> hi PandasDontDrive
33:26 <PandasDontDrive> You are not my friend.
33:40 <chris`> me
33:41 <chris`> cool
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33:53 <PandasDontDrive> Has to be.
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Cool"
34:21 <chris`> not my loss
34:25 <chris`> friends just take
34:37 <PandasDontDrive> That is true.
34:54 <PandasDontDrive> Wrong people.
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35:19 <chris`> haha
35:25 <l00peyd0g> just dont do heroin
35:26 <chris`> hacking l00peyd0g with my thoughts
35:27 <chris`> lols
36:09 <PandasDontDrive> Harry
36:12 <PandasDontDrive> is a mate
36:19 <chris`> in my day i got rid of copy protection on about 40 games
36:19 <PandasDontDrive> we should all get to know.
36:27 <chris`> with hexidecimal editor
36:34 <PandasDontDrive> LOPS
36:43 <PandasDontDrive> Bu you have done him.
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36:50 <chris`> i used to make game cheats
36:53 <chris`> lols
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37:12 <chris`> hacked him again
37:14 <chris`> lols
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37:20 <PandasDontDrive> Life is full of cheaters.
37:23 <l00peyd0g> stop it chris
38:03 <chris`> i made tony hawk infinite grind for first one ever
38:13 <chris`> gameshark and action replays
39:05 <chris`> memory address looping
39:08 <chris`> holding
39:21 <chris`> machine level disassembling
39:38 <PandasDontDrive> Do you havedebts
39:55 <chris`> debts?
39:58 <PandasDontDrive> Christopher.
39:59 <Skirmish> You should get a job with cheathappens.com, Chris. 
40:25 <PandasDontDrive> ^
40:31 <PandasDontDrive> Study
41:03 <Devil45> he would be good there - helping other gamers
41:09 <Skirmish> Warm day here today. Glad I got the beach in before it got it hottest. 
41:12 <PandasDontDrive> See the gy tht owns the house?
41:21 <PandasDontDrive> `c
41:46 <PandasDontDrive> Wy waste you time
42:03 <PandasDontDrive> On some vanity bullshit
42:40 <Devil45> tisk knows games
42:57 <PandasDontDrive> tisk HAS games
43:01 <Devil45> hes got game
43:18 <PandasDontDrive> But he doesnt know how to liv them
43:22 <chris`> i going play wow later
43:24 <chris`> on
43:42 <Skirmish> How is the new expansion chris? I let my sub lapse. 
43:47 <PandasDontDrive> I will play a ga,e
44:01 <PandasDontDrive> tight now
44:30 <chris`> hi Devil45
44:36 <PandasDontDrive> gun game
44:40 <PandasDontDrive> I have my guns
44:45 <chris`> point blank
44:57 <PandasDontDrive> Russian Roulette.
45:09 <chris`> i could clock 2 handed
45:17 <PandasDontDrive> Let's play
45:44 <Devil45> sup tisk
45:49 <Devil45> er chris` tisk
45:59 <chris`> not much
46:05 <Devil45> Skirmish has a point
46:12 <PandasDontDrive> Not hearing a question son
46:15 <Devil45> you would be great help on cheathappens
46:23 <PandasDontDrive> P{Lay with me
46:32 <PandasDontDrive> Play
46:50 <PandasDontDrive> Iy id dimplr
46:56 <chris`> Ç}{r!570|>}{3r
46:59 <PandasDontDrive> I lof omr
47:29 <PandasDontDrive> one full five
47:48 <PandasDontDrive> Gives a good pull.
48:17 <PandasDontDrive> Let's play a game
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51:14 <HellFury> bye pisstopher
02:55 <e|f> pressies all wrapped and stuff
02:58 <e|f> ready for lunch tomorrow
02:59 <e|f> :D
06:54 <b1rd> Drinkin bad
07:02 <b1rd> U go rehab :) 
09:02 <e|f> :D
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19:00 <TheMole> Hahaha now he's pmming me. Christ triggered him
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20:22 <chris`> :)
20:28 <chris`> 20$ in slot
20:36 <l00peyd0g> :(
20:40 <chris`> 350$ in pocket and smokes
20:47 <chris`> could walked out 700
20:49 <l00peyd0g> :(
20:52 <chris`> lols
20:57 <e|f> nice one
20:59 <e|f> thats a good win
21:07 <e|f> probably wise to pull it out at 350
21:16 <l00peyd0g> shouldnt gamble
21:17 <chris`> big red trees worth 50$
21:20 <e|f> probably would've sucked all the money back
21:21 <chris`> got 7 trees
21:22 <chris`> lols
21:36 <chris`> yeah
21:37 <e|f> rarely do those machine jackpots go off
21:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii tisk
21:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Buy smokes and beers
21:46 <chris`> now i can get psn network giftcard
21:49 <chris`> and rollies
21:54 <chris`> and stuff
21:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Or port
21:58 <l00peyd0g> i need to stop gambling
22:01 <l00peyd0g> i hate it
22:08 <l00peyd0g> to addictive
22:38 <l00peyd0g> people lose everything to that shit
23:00 <TheMole> It's skirmish
23:00 <TheMole> The left behind
23:00 <TheMole> When everyone left for discord and he wasn't invited
23:00 <TheMole> Oh dear oh dear what a loser
23:24 <l00peyd0g> but well done 
23:27 <l00peyd0g> go buy some weed
24:00 <TheMole> Colouers tells us all about your rants anyway
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That very obese hand we saw Sunday
30:00 <Skirmish> It’s huge. I think it needs to go on a hand diet pongo. 
30:00 <Skirmish> What is a good diet for hands? 
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31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It connected to u very obese body
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33:00 <Skirmish> You haven’t answered my question pongo. What is a good diet for obese hands? 
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34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Dunno but ur a very fat man
34:00 <Skirmish> Hoooooooooooj
37:00 <Skirmish> It’s a shame a lot of the Project Rock gear isn’t available in Australia yet. 
37:00 <Skirmish> I want the shoes. 
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40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U very jealous of pooland admit it screech
43:00 <Skirmish> What is there to be jealous about? 
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44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pooland very good channel
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U got nothing in u life
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45:00 <Skirmish> You still haven’t answered my question. What is there to be jeaous about? 
45:00 <Skirmish> Give me some features of pooland that would make me envy not being there. 
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Come in take look around
47:00 <Skirmish> lol why would I want to do that? 
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> See 4 u self
48:00 <Skirmish> I will pass. Thanks though. Such a generous offer. 
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer u know it good room
52:20 <l00peyd0g> better go talk to my gf
52:36 <b1rd> Ok hun
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58:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who HellFury ?
59:51 <Devil45> knock it off pong.
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00:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
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28:00 <chris`> fucken cunce mate
28:48 <Kezzie> omg would never touch pong gross
30:00 <L00PEYD0G> who chris`
30:00 <chris`> hi L00PEYD0G
31:00 <L00PEYD0G> hi
31:45 <Devil45> no one would
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii tisk
32:00 <chris`> HIIII
32:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong has gf
33:00 <Kezzie> hi chris` 
33:00 <Kezzie> ho tisk
33:00 <Kezzie> hi
33:00 <chris`> hi lovely one
34:00 <chris`> i going to butcher my hair
34:00 <chris`> or need hair cut
34:00 <chris`> going try shave my head myself in bit
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
35:00 <chris`> why not
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Don’t
35:00 <chris`> u think i hot
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Long hair is better
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yesss
35:00 <chris`> oh k
35:00 <chris`> need shower then
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes go shower
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Use bar of soap
35:00 <chris`> u got cameras
35:00 <chris`> lols
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Clean out ur bum
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Prob smelly
39:00 <Kezzie> time to add pong bk on ignore
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U never do u old bag
39:02 <breaker> Kezzie often has sexual fantasies about pong
39:23 <breaker> Old biddys always do about younger men.
39:30 <Kezzie> Devil45 how r u ?
40:19 <b1rd> Ruscal is breakers bf
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40:25 <b1rd> He bums him.
40:57 <Kezzie> who b1rd ?
43:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> B1rd has sexual fantasy bout pong
43:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That’s y he always wankin
43:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Over pong
44:09 <Kezzie> and how do u know this pong ?
44:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Someone told pong that he told
45:10 <Devil45> i could be better kez
45:12 <breaker> That's how Kezzie gets her info about others.. through 10 different people that didn't have a clue to start with.
45:29 <breaker> Devil1945 does the same thing.
45:54 <breaker> Two old biddys abusing users on AustNet IRC.
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Toilet paper pong.
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> In the ear.
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Clean out ya ears!
49:00 <Kezzie> hi Cath^
50:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> They both senile
57:19 <Sutekh> OMG 6pm, wtf
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01:45 <Kezzie> hi Sutekh
01:53 <Kezzie> hi KangaPoint
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02:04 <KangaPoint> hello Kezzie
03:02 <KangaPoint> u laying on air bed floating in a pool on sunny day somewhere Kezzie?
03:28 <Kezzie> in the a/c
04:24 <KangaPoint> a/c is good on a hot day
04:40 <KangaPoint> it be hard to think straight on hot humid day
05:13 <Kezzie> mid 40's here this weekend
05:24 * Kezzie staying in the a/c
05:25 <KangaPoint> wow thats crazy
05:44 <Kezzie> swimming pool a bit hot lol
05:45 <KangaPoint> more days per year are over 40 huh
05:55 <Kezzie> yes
06:28 <KangaPoint> it become too dangerous to touch things that become so hot in the sun
06:45 <KangaPoint> one time i became so sensitive to the heat
07:05 <KangaPoint> i got soaking wet in sweat from walking from a car to a building
07:11 <Kezzie> brb
07:11 <lx>  k Kezzie...
07:18 <Sutekh> hih Kezzie
08:45 <SkyFire> [18:08:23] <KangaPoint> i got soaking wet in sweat from walking from a car to a building << that's because your a Brit that is not used to the heat
09:16 <SkyFire> ouitback Qld in the opal mining towns it can get to 60 C in the shade
09:21 <KangaPoint> nah i never been to uk
09:24 <SkyFire> ok
09:32 <SkyFire> outback
09:33 <KangaPoint> i had english gf tho
09:39 <SkyFire> oh
10:03 <KangaPoint> ppl live underground there
10:25 <SkyFire> have to due to the heat
10:37 <KangaPoint> too bad ppl dont make as much use of the underground in the suburbs
10:46 <SkyFire> easy to extend the house - just start digging - LoL
10:59 <KangaPoint> do they channel the wind to cool down the caves?
11:14 <KangaPoint> i would want a flat roof too
11:15 <SkyFire> no idea
11:36 <SkyFire> could have a grass roof, if you could get it to grow
11:55 <KangaPoint> i think the sand ppl do it by channel wind and force it underground for a bit then channel it thru the house
12:01 <KangaPoint> then let it thru the chimney
12:19 <SkyFire> https://www.realestate.com.au/blog/images/550x350-fit,progressive/2014/08/coober_pedy_main.jpg
12:29 <SkyFire> reminds of Luke's home from Star Wars
12:54 <KangaPoint> get fried by merely walking from house to the car
13:23 <KangaPoint> yeh they got water capture thing in the film too
13:24 <SkyFire> 40 C isn't that bad
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13:58 <KangaPoint> i got spare car that is 15yo
14:10 <KangaPoint> the a/c is weak
14:14 <b1rd> U kangapoint!
14:18 <b1rd> Ur weak
14:45 <KangaPoint> ^ fighting word
14:51 <KangaPoint> ^ cant help himself
15:05 <KangaPoint> always throwing punches
15:12 <SkyFire> easy to put solar panels on underground home
15:44 <KangaPoint> i wonder how fast they improve over time
16:00 <KangaPoint> not just price improvement
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24:51 <KangaPoint> McDonald own the realestate of their restaurant
25:00 <KangaPoint> franchisers pay rent
25:11 <KangaPoint> so thats how they make their money
25:22 <e|f> no kidding
25:47 <KangaPoint> didnt know till i just read about it
25:50 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECZbIMg9u8
25:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brooks & Dunn - Cowgirls Don't Cry (Featuring Reba McEntire) (Oct 2, 2009) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 22,103,294 views - 109,194 likes (96.4%), 4,127 dislikes (3.6%)
26:36 <KangaPoint> cool, i was just looking for some music
26:44 <SkyFire> :)
28:30 <e|f> goodnight, AustNet! ^_^
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31:01 <KangaPoint> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_WOOm301Sc
31:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Friendly wild urban fox comes to be fed (Jul 24, 2018) Length: 2:15 - Category: Pets & Animals - 1,419,240 views - 21,246 likes (96.7%), 732 dislikes (3.3%)
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35:15 <SkyFire> horrible things - may be ok in the UK, but in Aus foxes are a pest
39:09 <KangaPoint> yeh never know what diseases they got lol
39:43 <KangaPoint> one man died from rabies he got from feeding wild bats that came to his place
39:52 <KangaPoint> first such death in 70yrs
40:17 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Hjem9LyTY
40:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Noise of the steam locomotive under very hard work (Aug 26, 2014) Length: 25:44 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,551 views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
41:42 <KangaPoint> it be too noisy for me
41:50 <SkyFire> LoL
42:53 <KangaPoint> i'd go for the completely silent ride
43:01 <SkyFire> ok
43:17 <SkyFire> sound of steam locos is nice though
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48:54 <KangaPoint> not when it is around all the time lol
49:13 <KangaPoint> im looking for cheapo active noise cancelling ear phones
49:28 <KangaPoint> boise and the likes are so expensive
49:33 <KangaPoint> $300+
49:52 <Glenn> Bought a couple of pairs from ALDI and they work great!
50:14 <Glenn> About $79.00 as I recall.
50:20 <KangaPoint> they got active noise cancelling?
50:30 <Glenn> Absolutely!
50:41 <Glenn> Perfect for long distance flying.
50:49 <KangaPoint> i got a few stuff from aldi
51:01 <KangaPoint> i got their $20 convection oven
51:26 <Glenn> Come in a carry case, batteries included and also lead and adaptors.
53:26 <Glenn> While wearing, you can still talk to people, but the drone white noise is significantly reduced.
54:01 <KangaPoint> someone say its tuned for aircraft noise
54:26 <Glenn> Cames with aircraft adaptor, so possibly.
57:57 <Kezzie> hugs Glenn
58:19 <Glenn> Hey Kezzie!!!!!!!!! {{{HUGS}}}
59:44 <PandasDontDrive> Kezzie <3
00:13 <Kezzie> hi PandasDontDrive
00:30 <PandasDontDrive> Are you good
02:36 <Kezzie> tired
02:42 <Kezzie> u?
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17:00 <miner> ^ lol
17:00 <b1rd> Hi cath
17:00 <miner> HellFury why are you posting vulgar things for?
18:00 <HellFury> i'm not
18:00 <HellFury> i just found that on my timeline
18:00 <miner> oh thats ok then
18:00 <HellFury> i post worse thats tame
18:00 <miner> have to remember this is a family orientated server
18:00 <b1rd> Lol
19:00 <b1rd> Yea good i like family :p
19:00 <HellFury> bullshit
19:00 <HellFury> its full of trolls and idiots
19:00 <miner> AustNet is a multicutural, conservative, and family-oriented network.
19:00 <b1rd> LOL
19:00 <miner> HellFury why are you then?
20:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/8zfrT6D
20:00 <HellFury> im a adult i can do what i want
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21:00 <b1rd> Hehehe
21:00 <HellFury> look b1rdy its lumeah
21:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/Bka0DAm
21:00 <b1rd> Rofl lmao
21:00 <Cath^> hi b1rdface
21:00 <b1rd> Lollololol
21:00 <b1rd> Heyya cath
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21:33 <MrMW> hi sexies
22:00 <Cath^> hi Hellfury
22:00 <HellFury> heya cath^
22:00 <miner> HellFury you can do what you want?
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24:00 <b1rd> Seen two blonde bitches goin down escalator 
24:00 <b1rd> Mmm mmmmm
24:00 <b1rd> Smelled so good
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26:00 <miner> HellFury do you have a camel toe?
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26:56 <b1rd> Home
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27:00 <b1rd> Miner is trump right? 
27:00 <b1rd> Hello prez trump
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No she big big bush
27:00 <b1rd> Y u on so early? 
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28:00 <b1rd> Quickly eat few olive 
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30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol KangaPoint
30:00 <KangaPoint> Cookie Of The Day - There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
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31:00 <b1rd> Hello kangaroo face
31:00 <KangaPoint> https://cdn.zmescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/monkey-1399050_960_720-1.jpg
32:00 <flammable> Nice selfie!! :D
32:00 <b1rd> Heyya flammable 
33:00 <flammable> Hey b1rd
33:00 <b1rd> Hows u
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37:00 <b1rd> How r u flammable? 
38:00 <b1rd> Burrrp
38:00 <b1rd> Olives were nice
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39:00 <flammable> Good thanks b1rd
40:00 <b1rd> That's good
40:00 <flammable> Hungry
40:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/9bxTiLD
41:00 <b1rd> Wat wanna eat? 
41:00 <b1rd> Haha hellfury 
42:00 <^bozoJim> good evening flammable
42:00 <flammable> Haha!
42:00 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
42:00 <flammable> Hi ^bozoJim
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmyyyyyyy
44:00 <miner> HellFury do you have camel toe?
45:00 <b1rd> What havin for dinner flammable 
45:00 <HellFury> hugs him
45:00 <HellFury> er
45:00 <HellFury> jim
46:00 <flammable> I think just some noodles
46:00 <HellFury> called the cat while walking to feed her
46:00 <b1rd> Yum
46:00 <flammable> Don't want to cook
46:00 <HellFury> she streaked past me
46:00 <HellFury> and then comes back and blinks
46:00 <b1rd> Noodles r good
46:00 <HellFury> doodles
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47:00 <b1rd> Them too
48:00 <HellFury> 3000 doodles
48:00 <HellFury> https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/
48:00 <b1rd> Raspberry beret
48:00 <b1rd> Cool song
51:41 <b1rd> Boys light up
52:58 * ^bozoJim tells Exo that if he starts tonight I have urgh next to me. he is called urgh as that is what people say after he has seen to them
56:00 <KangaPoint> very sexist of him HellFury, he only collected male parts
57:00 <HellFury> lol
57:00 <HellFury> no worse than the guy who got his face/head stuck up his wifes cooch
57:00 <KangaPoint> fetus in uterus sculpture at qatar hospital
57:00 <KangaPoint> https://static.pressfrom.info/upload/images/real/2018/11/19/damien-hirst-uterus-sculptures-greet-hospital-guests__897047_.jpg?content=1
57:00 <HellFury> https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/
57:00 <KangaPoint> i find it hard to believe HellFury 
58:00 <^bozoJim> there has been a few cases of that
59:00 <KangaPoint> cooch is name of a dance
59:00 <HellFury> i know someone who erm did that jim
59:00 <^bozoJim> wow
59:00 <HellFury> we call him cunt face still
59:00 <^bozoJim> lol
59:00 <HellFury> much to his now wifes unhappy looks
00:00 <^bozoJim> hehe
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who want rub bare bums
00:00 <KangaPoint> 'cunt face' reminds me of that 3000 penis collector guy
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Back 2 back
00:00 <HellFury> lol
00:00 <b1rd> Im gunna run to u
00:00 <b1rd> When the feelings right im gunna run to u
01:00 <zaim> anyone else having issues with Outlook with an icloud account
01:14 <^bozoJim> oh Exo, Urgh just said he wants you to show yourself so he cna assist you see thigns differently as in oEx
02:00 <b1rd> NUP
02:00 <b1rd> dont use it
02:00 <b1rd> I use some fancy encrypted web mail
02:00 <b1rd> Based in Switzerland 
04:00 <b1rd> If i could do anything at all id do it for u
04:00 <KangaPoint> HellFury: According to data collected by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, 3,213 couples were hospitalized for such problems across the country in 2015 and 3,789 in 2016.
04:00 <KangaPoint> man thats a lot
04:00 <KangaPoint> this is bizarre
05:00 <KangaPoint> i still find it hard to believe
05:00 <b1rd> We aren't in the US kid
05:00 <KangaPoint> its so far out for me to imagine
05:00 <b1rd> Naw 
05:00 <b1rd> Population of US kid? 
05:00 <KangaPoint> 300 millions
05:00 <b1rd> Isnt a huge number at all kid. Learn stats. 
06:00 <b1rd> Kiddddd
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> B1rd just google
06:00 <KangaPoint> actually i know too much
06:00 <KangaPoint> im pruning my memory
06:00 <b1rd> Giving me braincancer kod
06:00 <b1rd> Kid
06:00 <b1rd> Sure u do kid sure kid
06:00 <KangaPoint> u can be the brainy one that knows a lot
06:00 <b1rd> HELLLO U FOOL I LOVE U
07:00 <b1rd> I'm elite kid
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08:00 <b1rd> I probably gettin these lyrics wrong I'm fairly deaf
08:00 <b1rd> Woww see them birds
08:00 <b1rd> Red as fuk
09:00 <b1rd> So pretty they all noisily feeding this time of night
09:00 <b1rd> Squark squark
09:00 <HellFury> https://thewest.com.au/news/crime/trio-wanted-over-theft-at-lovers-adult-store-in-midland-ng-b881026715z
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10:00 <b1rd> Lol
10:00 <HellFury> one of them has no front teeth
10:00 <b1rd> Ppl as ugly as them have sex? 
10:00 <HellFury> must take them out to sick dick
10:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
10:00 <HellFury> suck
11:00 <b1rd> Funny af
11:00 <HellFury> Store director Karl Frost said the group took two vibrators, worth $100 each, and an eight-inch dildo, worth $40.
11:00 <b1rd> 8 inch is a fair dildo
12:00 <b1rd> That all? Shoulda took heaps
12:00 <b1rd> Sell it online
12:00 <KangaPoint> or lease it out for those that dont want to fork out that much
12:00 <b1rd> U cant
13:00 <b1rd> Its unclean
13:00 <HellFury> not a good idea to share vibrators and dildos
13:00 <HellFury> :p
13:00 <b1rd> No way u could legally leasevwex toys kid
13:00 <KangaPoint> yeh probably against regulation
13:00 <b1rd> Yes... 
13:00 <b1rd> Obviousl
13:00 <KangaPoint> can do it on the black market
13:00 <b1rd> No u cant
14:00 <KangaPoint> can advertise it on the darkweb
14:00 <b1rd> No
14:00 <b1rd> U cant. 
14:00 <b1rd> U can get a job like other ppl who want money
14:13 Nick: Kookaburra is now known as Fuel4Vortex
15:00 <b1rd> Only 8 hours a day kid isn't that hard
16:00 <miner> 8  hours too much
16:00 <b1rd> Its nothing
16:00 <KangaPoint> yeh should be 3hrs
16:00 <b1rd> 12 for men
16:00 <b1rd> 8 for kids
16:00 <KangaPoint> turn up just to check the machines
16:00 <miner> yes
16:00 <b1rd> Ur daydreaming kid
16:19 <uddss> holy fuken shi.t kookaburra/beeh/UK/commonwealth/government/subversion/population/control/paid/troll/parasite/dogkunt KUNT U ARE HUGELY FUKEN CANCEROUS KUNT U R ONE STUPID LOW DUMASS MOTHERFUKER NEEDS TO GO IN A BOX THEN PUT UNDERGROUDN COS U GOT NO FUKEN USE BUT TO EXPRESS BRAINCANCER CHATS AND STUPDI AS XFUKEN SHI>T FUYKEN OFF THIS YUNIVERSE KUNT FUK OUTTA MY WORLD U DUMB KUNT ( U ARE IGNORED
16:19 <uddss> U PARASITE DOGGG FUKEN MAGGOT)
17:00 <b1rd> Stop ur get rich quick schemes go to work
17:00 <KangaPoint> then again we would have too many ppl with too much spare time
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Says b1rd
17:00 <b1rd> If u cant handle 8 hours manual labor u gotta b extremely unfit.. 
17:00 <KangaPoint> they wont be locked up and exhausted from work
18:00 <b1rd> Theyll be obese
18:00 <miner> b1rd you don't have a job you are on centrelink
18:00 <b1rd> And exhausted
18:00 <b1rd> Im an elite athlete kid
18:00 <b1rd> Im working 14 hour days 7 days a week
18:05 <b1rd> Lololol
18:37 Mode: (by Sutekh) +b *!*@austnet.469182385.user
19:00 <miner> sure you are
19:00 <b1rd> I am
19:00 <b1rd> Quit the smokes miner
19:00 <b1rd> And the booze too
20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Works his cock
20:00 <KangaPoint> i had 6 beers other day. i started to crave for beers the next day
20:00 <b1rd> Then u can handle a standard working week
20:00 <b1rd> I dont drink kid
20:41 Part: l00peyd0g ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:00 <b1rd> Better to not drink
21:45 Join: Devil45 ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Devil45
22:45 Nick: Fuel4Vortex is now known as sydaznparlor
23:00 <KangaPoint> HellFury: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-16-girls-found-pregnant-after-teenager-ejaculates-in-pool/
23:00 <b1rd> 3 meals a day son
23:00 <b1rd> No booze no fags no drugs
23:00 <b1rd> Fake news
23:00 <b1rd> Impossible 
23:17 Part: KangaPoint (~Q{{@47.156.64.119) from #sydney
23:23 Part: sydaznparlor ([email protected]) from #sydney
24:00 <BlackDevil> thats a lie
24:00 <KangaPoint> too bad im not resourceful enuf to have experts at hands to change ur mind
24:00 <b1rd> The chlorine probly kill sperm.. Also
24:00 <b1rd> Must be warm
25:00 <KangaPoint> experts have their ways to make u believe
25:00 <b1rd> Theyd die very quick. That is assuming the kid is fertile
25:00 <KangaPoint> i leave it to them
25:00 <b1rd> Spoof cant survive in non body temperature
26:00 <b1rd> Need like 37degrees
26:00 <KangaPoint> “Highly” potent sperm
26:00 <b1rd> Bs
26:00 <b1rd> Fake news
26:00 <b1rd> Site probably russian
26:00 <BlackDevil> "WARNING: THIS MAY NOT BE A RELIABLE SOURCE. (SATIRE)"
26:00 <KangaPoint> Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.
26:00 <b1rd> Fake news kid wake up
26:00 <BlackDevil> there you go
27:00 <b1rd> Isnt true
27:00 <BlackDevil> satire = fake
27:00 <b1rd> No. I studied science
27:00 <b1rd> Which is why i know its fake
28:00 <BlackDevil> we all took sex ed
28:00 <BlackDevil> we know its fake
28:00 <b1rd> Also. 
28:00 <KangaPoint> the boy could be a mutant and got super potent sperms
28:00 <BlackDevil> wow its fake
28:00 <BlackDevil> move on
28:00 <b1rd> Kid i did more than that
28:00 <b1rd> No
28:00 <KangaPoint> that been evolved to survive in pool water
28:00 <BlackDevil> he's trolling
28:00 <BlackDevil> next
29:00 <b1rd> Also there wouldnt b that many girls in the pool at the time who are at peak fertility 
29:00 <b1rd> Its impossible mathematically 
29:00 <b1rd> Plus sperm wont survive in pool water. 
29:47 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
29:50 <^bozoJim> hello Devil45
30:00 <b1rd> Impossible u stupid kid
30:00 <KangaPoint> not ones that u know of anyway
30:00 <b1rd> U can blow in a bitch most of the month only like a few days when she gonna get knocked up
31:00 <b1rd> No. Its impossible. 
31:00 <b1rd> Ur dumb
31:49 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
31:55 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
32:38 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
34:00 <Sutekh> lah
35:00 <b1rd> Sutekh! 
35:00 <Sutekh> HI b1rdie
35:00 <b1rd> Heyya :) 
35:45 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim around a bit with a large trout
35:48 <Exo> evening jimmy
36:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
36:00 <Sutekh> Jimbo
36:00 <Sutekh> whats the news tonight?
36:00 <miner> hahahaha or you could just learn english and know what satire fucking means LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
36:00 <b1rd> Fake news. 
36:02 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
36:20 * Devil45 swaps the trout and replaces it with a rubber chicken
36:38 <Exo> haha
36:40 <Exo> g'day devil45
36:41 * Devil45 then passes the trout to chris.
36:45 <Exo> RNO tonight?
36:47 <Devil45> sup exo skeleton
36:52 <^bozoJim> Exo my friend Urgh is sitting next to me and whe n he saw your nick come on he started biting into some wood
37:00 <Sutekh> Yeah mostly fake news in here
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii Sutekh
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U been praying
37:00 <b1rd> Cant wait have a pull
37:11 <Exo> oh your with SkyFire tonight?
37:19 <^bozoJim> lol no I am not
37:23 <Devil45> wtf
37:25 <^bozoJim> when I came o n he quitted
37:29 <Devil45> why would jim be with skyfire?
37:40 <Exo> sorry my assumption
37:41 <^bozoJim> it is ok Devil45 you see Exo has this thing
37:50 <^bozoJim> I think he has been out on the turps again
37:50 <Exo> jim setting he was sitting next to his friend
37:55 <Exo> i jumped to conclusions
37:55 Part: BlackDevil ([email protected]) from #sydney
38:00 <KangaPoint> how often u pull
38:00 <KangaPoint> whats ur daily average?
38:00 <miner> lol
38:00 <Sutekh> Hi Pong, yeah i pray to Allah every day
38:00 <Sutekh> 5 times
38:00 <KangaPoint> mr maths static man
38:00 <b1rd> Not that much im busy
38:26 <^bozoJim> Urgh wants to meet tou in a dark alley and adjust you a little to oEx
38:38 <^bozoJim> what ever that means, I am too afraid to ask
39:00 <KangaPoint> statistic*
39:00 <b1rd> Wank when i feel horny
39:00 <KangaPoint> still u'd want to keep count wouldnt u
39:00 <Exo> may Allah have mercy on pong the infidel
39:00 <b1rd> No
39:00 <KangaPoint> u wouldnt want to exceed safe level
39:00 <b1rd> Err
39:00 <^bozoJim> loool @ Exo
39:01 <^bozoJim> but he did say a slight adjustment of your life
39:14 <Exo> i dont want anything to do with you and your bikie gang buddies
39:28 * Devil45 wonders which bikers jim knows
39:36 <^bozoJim> I dont have a bikkie gang
39:57 <^bozoJim> Devil45 it is Exo and his gangs that are after me
40:00 <^bozoJim> well well well well
40:00 <b1rd> I have very high sex drive
40:00 <^bozoJim> look what the weather drove in
40:00 <b1rd> Do what i want
40:00 <Exo> looooooooooooooool @ ^bozojim
40:00 <Exo> good evening 
40:00 <^bozoJim> good evening
40:00 <^bozoJim> to start with
40:00 <Exo> how we all doing this fine evening
40:00 <b1rd> Good
40:03 <^bozoJim> you see it goes like this
40:09 Join: KangaPoint (~Q{{@47.156.64.119) to #sydney
40:18 <b1rd> Wb kangapoint kid
40:21 * Exo hands KangaPoint an ice cold can of COKE!
40:22 <^bozoJim> he has to keep paying them to keep them interested in getting me otherwise they will turn on him
40:33 <Exo> piSssSssing rain outside
41:00 <Sutekh> How grandma Pong, she whip you today?
41:00 <Exo> looool
41:00 <Exo> <@HellFury> Store director Karl Frost said the group took two vibrators, worth $100 each, and an eight-inch dildo, worth $40.
41:00 <Exo> stop breaking into sex shops jimmy
41:00 <flammable> Hey Exo
41:00 <^bozoJim> was not me
41:00 <Exo> 13g13O2o12d 1e1v13E2N15i1N7G 13F6L2a6M10m13a5B13l14E !
41:00 <flammable> Jimmy the junkie!
41:23 <Exo> jim use to be part of the iRc bikie gang
41:30 <Exo> ride around with their push bikes
41:32 <^bozoJim> I did?
41:34 <Exo> jim with the tricycle
42:00 <flammable> :)
42:00 <^bozoJim> anything but
42:00 <b1rd> Wat u shootin up tonight jimbo
42:00 <Exo> we know its you or ross 
42:00 <Exo> give ya self up son
42:00 <^bozoJim> I say it is ross the toss
42:14 <^bozoJim> and Exo with the little onw with the handkle on the back for his mommy to push him along when he got tired
42:14 <Devil45> training wheels?
42:36 <Devil45> ride-on esky jim?
42:50 <Exo> haha
42:52 <^bozoJim> Exo had the triccycle with training wheels on trainign wheels
42:58 <Exo> i want to buy one of them ride on eskys with the motor
43:00 <Sutekh> Jim what time does ur XXX puppet show start tonight on youtube?
43:00 <Exo> jim are u joining me and b1rd for schoolies week
43:00 <^bozoJim> not my puppet show
43:00 <b1rd> Ye
43:00 <^bozoJim> no thanks
43:00 <Exo> 2L12a1U2g15h6I12n7G 15o14u5T 7L4o6u3D13s
43:00 <b1rd> Weak
43:27 Join: BlackDevil ([email protected]) to #sydney
43:37 <Devil45> you know in the housos vs authority movie - dazza has a red ride on esky
43:38 <^bozoJim> so you can go down swanston st tram area and cause havoc with trams and see if you cna get yourself run over
43:45 <Devil45> i think its that movie
43:53 <Exo> b1rd hope u are somewhere safe and out of the rain
44:00 <Exo> we need more toolies for our trip up to the coast
44:00 <b1rd> Yup
44:00 <^bozoJim> I am sure trump, pliv and ross would go
44:00 <Exo> asked chris` but his too paranoid to leave the commision house cell
44:00 <^bozoJim> lol
44:23 <Devil45> b1rd went to bed
44:27 <Devil45> he sleeps early
44:35 * ^bozoJim a few years ago I saw a galah sitting in a tree with an umberella dna he called himself polyunsaturated
44:46 <Devil45> a dry galah
44:50 <^bozoJim> yes
44:59 <Devil45> was his name john howard?
45:02 <Exo> lol
45:08 <^bozoJim> lol
45:14 <Exo> who are we voting for this saturday
45:22 <Devil45> oh shit its this weekend?
45:23 <^bozoJim> no election here
45:24 <BlackDevil> trump jr
46:00 <Exo> trump pliv and ross the toss don;t leave the house so that's a ney
46:00 <b1rd> Ill go
46:00 <b1rd> Easy get roots
46:12 <Devil45> i vote exo for prime minister he will make sydney great again
46:16 <Devil45> oops
46:19 * ^bozoJim can remember a few years before little Johnny we had the bird sanctuary
46:39 <^bozoJim> with a Hawke, a Peacock and a bunch of galahs
46:57 <Exo> dont know about that Devil45, i might pull a monica lewinsky or watergate scandal
47:00 <Exo> so far me b1rd and ^bozoJim 
47:00 <Exo> any other takers
47:00 <Exo> chicks welcomed
47:00 <b1rd> Yup
47:00 <Exo> https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/26000-aussies-tried-steal-61-million-centrelink-042346660.html
47:00 <b1rd> Lol
47:06 <Exo> giggidy giggidy goo
47:16 <MrMW> dark park...shadowy corners
47:18 <Devil45> the joke i recall was Q: why is federal parliament like an aviary? A: because it has a hawke, a peacock and 150 galahs
47:19 <Exo> BlackDevil: bring back bill clinton i'd say
47:20 <^bozoJim> with one of your harem, Exo?
47:42 <Exo> what is this harem u speak of sir
47:46 <Devil45> i share a birthday with bill clinton
47:47 <Exo> MrMark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:59 * Exo pours MrMW and ^bozoJim a triple scotch on the cocks
47:59 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
48:00 <b1rd> Ive been on it most of my life
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong want meet up
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U all 2 scared meet pong
48:00 <Exo> most people get divorced etc to claim single mum money
48:02 <^bozoJim> your one and only Austnets so called nicest guy and his own admitted dungeon
48:08 <Exo> evening Skirmish
48:16 <Skirmish> Evening Exo.
48:21 <Exo> what birth date is that Devil45
48:24 Join: Xhexx ([email protected]) to #sydney
48:29 <Xhexx> Afternoon gents
48:31 <MrMW> thank u sexy Exo u big hunk of a man
48:31 <Xhexx> and ladies
48:32 * Exo slaps Xhexx around with a wet noodle
48:36 <Xhexx> I mean
48:38 <Xhexx> yeah sure
48:38 <Exo> g'day Xhexx
48:38 <Devil45> august 19 exo
48:51 <Exo> kool
48:53 <Devil45> clinton was born in 1946 i believe
49:00 <miner> pong violent
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
49:00 <b1rd> Got no kids
49:06 <Exo> well yes MrMW, that i don't disagree with
49:19 <Exo> good times under Clinton
49:23 <^bozoJim> hunk or hulk
49:24 <Devil45> the chick who made kylie mole famous 30 years ago - has the same date
49:25 <Exo> bit of a sleazy fella
49:28 <Devil45> but was born 1955
49:51 <Xhexx> Holy shit Clinton's old as dirt
49:53 <Exo> hunk but either way i'm quite ripped too jim like Hulk
50:00 <Exo> pong always teel lies
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No never
50:02 <Devil45> and on the downside i share it with disgraced hey dad star robert hughes
50:03 <^bozoJim> yeah right
50:10 Join: slower ([email protected]) to #sydney
50:15 * Exo flexes his muscles at ^bozojim
50:25 <Devil45> exo the flexo
50:28 <^bozoJim> It is ok Exo I understand you try to make yourself look good on here
50:31 <Devil45> muscle flexo
50:32 * Exo watches jims eyes light up with envy and jealousy
50:47 <Exo> Exo Skeletion > Exo Muscles
50:50 * ^bozoJim watches Exos biceps droop
51:00 <Exo> n e grls 1r get a big pac
51:00 <Exo> https://concreteplayground.com/melbourne/event/8bits-big-pac-birthday
51:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, what benefit are u on?
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo pooland is Sydney sister channal
51:03 <Devil45> i did a meme aimed at exo a while back which was designed to stir jim
51:07 <Exo> bill clinton is 72 years old
51:10 <Devil45> yea
51:12 <Exo> slightly younger than jim
51:25 <Exo> which meme was that
51:52 <Exo> i remember jimothy made a number of memes at me trying to tarnish my good guy rep
51:53 * ^bozoJim walks over to Exo uses his little finger and lifts Exo up and throws him over his shoulder
52:00 <b1rd> Pensh
52:00 <b1rd> 4
52:00 <b1rd> Lyfe
52:00 <Sutekh> huh
52:00 <b1rd> Its called pensh4lyfe
52:00 <Sutekh> no such thing unless ur blind like Jimbo
52:00 <b1rd> Yes there is :) 
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He got skirzofrenia
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He get disability pension
52:00 <miner> he is a pedofile thats why he's on it
52:00 <b1rd> Been on it since 22
52:00 <Sutekh> even DSP gets reviewed
52:37 * Exo heard jims girlfriend renae lawrence has been released from bali prison
52:38 <^bozoJim> but Exo we all know good guy and you are never able to occur
52:59 <Devil45> sorry exo chrome took a while to open
53:00 <miner> lol 22
53:00 <b1rd> Nope.
53:00 <miner> now 40
53:00 <b1rd> Not mine
53:00 <Sutekh> lies b1rd
53:00 <miner> life wasted
53:00 <b1rd> Never reviewed 
53:00 <b1rd> No lies
53:00 <b1rd> Im loving life
53:00 <b1rd> Wank wank money in the bank. 
53:02 <Devil45> this meme - https://i.imgur.com/33mDEBQ.jpg
53:20 <Exo> hahaha
53:27 <^bozoJim> and we all know about your record a 12 inch played at half a rev per minute and it takes a hundred to get through your police recordsd
53:31 <Devil45> i know thats grant bowler
53:32 <Exo> that also applies for ttop10
53:44 <Devil45> who does border security but yea - its to do with stats
53:53 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim with his 12 incher
54:00 <Sutekh> unless u got terminal illness or no legs /arms etc
54:00 <b1rd> No rent bills
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skirzofrenia
54:00 <Sutekh> haha
54:00 <b1rd> No. 
54:00 <b1rd> Im on it hun
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He got mental illness
54:00 <b1rd> Its till i die
54:00 <Sutekh> i think ur on newstart champ
54:00 <Sutekh> haha Pong
54:00 <b1rd> Nope
54:05 <^bozoJim> thank you Devil45
54:05 <Exo> it's a good one
54:16 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
54:18 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(995) 2. KangaPoint(953) 3. Skirmish(797) 4. HellFury(631) 5. ^bozojim(413) 6. PandasDontDrive(362) 7. Exo(319) 8. Devil45(261) 9. uddss(206) 10. Xhexx(200)
54:34 <Exo> who is udds
54:36 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo behind me
54:47 <Devil45> could be oko or pliv exo
54:47 <Skirmish> Jimbo is going to hit it into overdrive now.
54:53 <Exo> well u have been on since 9am jimmy
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
55:00 <b1rd> Pension
55:00 <b1rd> I get paid thursday right
55:00 <b1rd> Still got five hundred left
55:00 <miner> lol
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Prob for being ugly he got skin liek a lizard all scaled
55:00 <Sutekh> why dont u get a housing commision place?
55:02 <^bozoJim> no I will not not tonight
55:11 <^bozoJim> as I do not need to hit over drive at all
55:20 <^bozoJim> I have not as I do have a thing called a life
55:23 <Exo> jims stealth mode has been shattered
55:36 <^bozoJim> Jim has not been talking a lot of late
55:48 <^bozoJim> as he has not been on as much as he usually does
56:00 <miner> he cant
56:00 <b1rd> Naaw 
56:00 <miner> he's on newstart
56:00 <b1rd> Fk that
56:00 <Sutekh> yep, exactly
56:00 <miner> like most of the others who claim D$P to be cool
56:00 <miner> pleanty on here
56:00 <b1rd> Not paying rent n bills wat for
56:00 <miner> PandasDontDrive is D$P too
56:00 <^bozoJim> good evenign Cath^
56:00 <miner> anohter jobless scumbag
56:00 <Cath^> keep your noodle to yourself Exo
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He got no house
56:00 <miner> HellFury is newstart
56:00 <Cath^> hi Jim
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol no bill for homeless
56:56 <Exo> u tend to chat a lot when u get fried
57:00 <miner> he sits in park on irc lol
57:00 <b1rd> I never pay rent again ever
57:00 <miner> on his shitty android phone
57:00 <miner> sleeps in some shitty austnet car
57:00 <b1rd> Car is almost new
57:00 <Sutekh> if i was DSP, id get a commision house, u pay fa in rent, why live in a fckn van, no sense :D
57:00 <b1rd> Na dont wanna
57:00 <b1rd> Coz its free stupid
57:08 <^bozoJim> I am never fried
57:15 <Skirmish> As predicted, his wpm has dramatically increased.
57:26 <Devil45> i thought it was l00pey who got fried
57:32 <^bozoJim> as I am defending myself from Exos onslaught
57:34 <Skirmish> Jimbo has hit overdrive.
57:53 * Exo sits in the angels corner and acts all pious
57:54 <^bozoJim> not really my lines are short
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cause homeless
58:00 <KangaPoint> some ppl get locked in a mind set
58:00 <KangaPoint> hard to convince them otherwise lol
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He spend 24 hrs a day on irc
58:00 <b1rd> My life is the best 
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
58:00 <b1rd> I couldn't be happier 
58:00 <miner> he has no life
58:00 <miner> he thought going to nsw to fuck lumeah was something to be proud of
58:00 <miner> LOL
58:07 <Exo> got my t5 screwdriver from ebay today
58:13 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
58:15 <Exo> cleaned the shit out of my laptop
58:20 <Exo> had mega dust
58:30 <^bozoJim> and if I wanted to hit over drive my sentances would be long and almost goign to the maximum amount of letters I could possible put into one line before I go and hit enter
58:36 <Exo> laptop fans would go into overdrive when watching porn in HD
59:00 <b1rd> I enjoy every momentbof every day. 
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Talking bout wankin and shittin in parks
59:00 <miner> you are simple thats why you do
59:00 <miner> guy is mental patient
59:00 <KangaPoint> oh yeh it is, til one day he wakes up and it hit hi
59:00 <miner> needs to be killed
59:00 <b1rd> I love fucking irc girls
59:00 <miner> lol
59:00 <Sutekh> chicks dont want to fck in a van mate, get a house, nice bed :D
59:00 <b1rd> I gonna fuk all austnet girls i can
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He drive a rape bus
59:00 <miner> he does
59:13 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
00:00 <miner> b1rd you fuck HellFury?
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> There is none
00:00 <b1rd> Yes they do
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Not since 2007
00:00 <b1rd> Chiks Love sex outside
00:00 <KangaPoint> he probably filled the form and in the que already
00:00 <miner> lol
00:00 <b1rd> Used to fuk my wife everywhere 
00:00 <b1rd> Yea i would but she got someone
00:00 <Sutekh> all the chicks on IRC? there are about 6
00:06 <^bozoJim> is the dust from all of your dirt naps when instead of ha ving a nap you are online watching whatever at your dirt nap
01:00 <b1rd> Shes sexy
01:00 <b1rd> Yea i want em all
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lolol
01:00 <Sutekh> lol
01:00 <miner> b1rd do you think HellFury would want you?
01:00 <miner> also would you do anal?
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Smelly pooes
01:00 <b1rd> Yea sure but shes with someone bro
01:00 <miner> she married?
01:00 <b1rd> Fkn kid. 
01:21 <Exo> looooooooool
01:23 <Exo> !seen skyfire
01:24 <StatsOP> SkyFire ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 1 hour, 14 minutes ago stating "{}".
01:41 * ^bozoJim rolls back the turf in preparation of Exo getting his dirt nap real soon
02:00 <miner> she has a kid?
02:00 <Sutekh> i havent seen any seen interested b1rd
02:00 <b1rd> I been married 15 years i done lotta anal
02:00 <Sutekh> seem
02:00 <b1rd> Men n women 
02:00 <Cath^> o.o
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He bums guys
02:07 * Exo opens up the fish tank in preparation for ^bozoJim to be swimming with the fishes
02:40 * ^bozoJim accidently pushes Exo and he fals head first into the tank as I close the lid and secure it
02:59 <Exo> what did u get up to today jimmy
03:00 <b1rd> Well of course theyll step up
03:00 <b1rd> When they want a booty call
03:00 <b1rd> Im ready
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Miner
03:00 <Sutekh> my sister is interested b1rd
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Open u bum for b1rd
03:00 <b1rd> Hot
03:00 <Sutekh> she is watching ur chat
03:00 <b1rd> Shes sexy
03:00 <b1rd> Mmm
03:22 <^bozoJim> I had to do some house work and went down teh gallery doing pottery this afternoon
03:52 * ^bozoJim sees these menacing great whites swimming around Exo
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
04:00 <Sutekh> Yep, obese with severe pimples on anus and buttocks
04:00 <b1rd> That ok
04:00 <miner> b1rd you marry for 15 year?
04:00 <b1rd> Yup
04:00 <b1rd> Yayyy
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> B1rd crosseyed lol
04:27 * ^bozoJim opens the chute and sees a few tiger sharks and a couple of bull sharks go in as well
04:32 Join: l00peyd0g ([email protected]) to #sydney
04:43 Join: sanguinariness ([email protected]) to #sydney
05:00 <b1rd> Ok shorts down
05:52 * MrMW drinks more scotch
07:56 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #sydney
07:56 Quit: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) Changing hosts
08:00 <miner> lol
08:04 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [5h39m27s]
08:43 <Exo> wb HellFury
08:50 * Exo slaps WhoMadeWho around with a wet noodle
09:00 <miner> b1rd where is your wife now?
09:00 <b1rd> Couldnt care lese
09:04 <WhoMadeWho> oxE
09:12 <Exo> anything good to watch on au netflix
09:19 <Exo> what's garn on WhoMadeWho
09:24 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
09:33 <WhoMadeWho> whats garn on you ask
09:57 <Exo> yes indeed
10:00 <Exo> 5c10a1T15H!!!!
10:00 <b1rd> Bbl wanking 
10:00 <lx> 1 cya1 b1rd...
10:12 <WhoMadeWho> yur one minute further away from your birth and one minute closer to yur death.......thats whats been garn on in the last minute mate
10:30 <WhoMadeWho> did you make the most of that minute ?
10:31 Join: Blip ([email protected]) to #sydney
10:33 <WhoMadeWho> DID YOU
11:00 <Cath^> Exo
11:36 <Exo> downloaded some elsa jean porn in that minute
11:41 <Exo> so u tell me
11:44 <Exo> was it well spent
12:00 <Cath^> slide closer
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Picked bum then nose....
12:00 <Exo> i would but somebody is getting jealous Cathay :p
12:00 <Cath^> nah
12:00 <Exo> how are u this evening mi lady?
12:01 <WhoMadeWho> i dunno......who is elsa jean
12:20 <WhoMadeWho> relative of norma jean ?
12:23 <HellFury> hugs jim
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Will he hug pong
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> In prison
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> hug ur bum bum
13:00 <Cath^> feelin' fine
13:00 <Cath^> yourself?
13:02 Join: Halcyon ([email protected]) to #sydney
15:00 <Exo> yep not bad 
15:00 <Exo> be better with a beer
15:00 <^bozoJim> loool @ Exo
15:20 * Exo gives HellFury an atomic wedgie
15:32 <WhoMadeWho> answer promptly Exo.....i dont have all minute
15:45 * HellFury did that to nephew today coz he was being a shit head
15:53 * HellFury bitch slaps Exo with a greasy wing wang and says smell the mouldy cheese Exo
16:00 <^bozoJim> cannot go out and drink as it is a part of his bail conditions eh does not drink im public
16:00 <^bozoJim> as the last times he has, he has been arrested for holding up trams
16:00 <Cath^> i can beer you
16:00 <Cath^> what's your preference?
17:00 <Exo> corona with a lemon wedge thankies
17:21 <Exo> google is ur friend WMW
17:37 <Exo> have u ever gave some a wedgie and their undies snapped
17:50 <HellFury> yep ;p
17:55 <HellFury> said nephew
18:00 <Cath^> hi there jigsaw
18:00 <jigsaw> all the action must be in here
18:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is Bart still up
18:00 <jigsaw> long time no see Cath^
18:00 <Cath^> lol jigsaw
18:00 <Exo> evening jigalow
18:00 <Cath^> haha
18:00 <Cath^> jigalow
18:00 <Cath^> i love it
18:00 <Exo> all the action is on tuesday nights irc
18:00 <jigsaw> howdy EXOn valdez
18:12 <WhoMadeWho> i will not sully my internet history with your elsa jean scat covered midget donkey pron
19:00 <Cath^> lol
19:00 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
19:00 <SkyFire> hi Cath^ *cuddles*
19:00 <Exo> evening antonio
19:00 <Cath^> handsy
19:09 <Exo> haha
19:15 <Exo> it could be the best decision u make today
20:00 <SkyFire> then grinds up whats left
20:00 <Exo> Cath^ always there to pick up the pieces <3
21:00 <Cath^> <3
21:00 <Exo> 4S2
21:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy and SkyFire broke up
21:00 <Cath^>  
21:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> They both want custody of Bart
22:00 <Cath^> oi
22:34 * Sutekh slaps WhoMadeWho around a bit with a large trout
23:00 <Cath^> such hostility
23:00 <SkyFire> he started it
23:00 <Exo> looools
23:00 <Cath^> don't you mess up his handsome face
23:00 <SkyFire> tough too late
23:00 <Exo> yes touch anywhere u need to
23:00 <Exo> just dont touch da fayce
23:33 * WhoMadeWho slaps Sutekh around a lot with stick of garlic metwurst
24:00 <Cath^> who me?
24:00 <Exo> i aspire to be an instagram model someday
24:00 <SkyFire> LoL
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No pong for bachelor
24:36 <Sutekh> gf let u on irc again huh
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> All girl want pong
25:00 <HellFury> wow violent
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SkyFire very fat
26:00 <^bozoJim> and the guy said
26:00 <chris`> what cunce
26:00 <^bozoJim> your breaka my face, i breaka your car
26:00 <Cath^> hi chris`
26:00 <chris`> 0lols
26:00 <chris`> hi Cath^
26:00 <SkyFire> hi Jim
26:00 <^bozoJim> hi SkyFire
26:08 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh did you know there is a gaybar in adelaide called the mars bar
26:08 Join: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
26:13 <WhoMadeWho> DID YOU
26:18 <WhoMadeWho> im asking you
26:25 <WhoMadeWho> anwer me
26:48 <Xhexx> I didn't
26:52 <Xhexx> Should hit it up some time
26:59 <Xhexx> gay guys are fucking fun
26:59 <Halcyon> WhoMadeWho: I think if you were born any time after the 1970's you knew that :P
27:00 <Exo> evening chris`
27:00 <SkyFire> two of the plants I have grown from seed are in bud and very close to flowering
27:00 <Exo> when can me and chris` come over to smoke the plants
27:00 <Cath^> buds...Canberra...
27:06 <HellFury> wow so demanding
27:09 <WhoMadeWho> do you know why its called the mars bar?
27:15 * Devil45 knows the crazy horse revue still exists in hindley st.
27:16 <Halcyon> I do not
27:16 <Xhexx> incoming fudge joke?
27:25 Join: Kookaburra ([email protected]) to #sydney
27:46 <WhoMadeWho> because thats what one homosexuals penis looks like when he pulls it out of another homosexuals arse
27:53 <WhoMadeWho> a mars bar
27:54 <Xhexx> wow
27:57 <Xhexx> didnt see that coming
27:57 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho doesnt know much, except what everyone already knows
28:00 <Xhexx> much original
28:00 <Cath^> ;p
28:00 <SkyFire> LoL
28:00 <SkyFire> flower buds
28:00 <Cath^> i'm craving donuts..who's got some?
28:00 <chris`> i smoke it all
28:16 <WhoMadeWho> i see what you did there Xhexx
28:22 <Halcyon> To be fair WhoMadeWho, unless you've actually had gay sex, you'd know that isn't actually true :P
28:31 <WhoMadeWho> educate me
28:38 <Halcyon> OK... it isn't true
28:41 <WhoMadeWho> oh
28:47 <Halcyon> Well, not usually
28:54 <WhoMadeWho> well that kinda puts a dampener on my joke then
29:00 <chris`> dam
29:00 <jigsaw> hi chris
29:00 <chris`> hi jigsaw
29:00 <jigsaw> old chris or new chris?
29:00 <chris`> same one
29:00 <Cath^> i knew i liked you chris
29:15 <Halcyon> I guess it compares to women who don't wash... down there...
29:21 <Halcyon> Most of the time it's fine
29:25 <Halcyon> Sometimes it's not.
29:46 <Xhexx> who the fuck doesnt wash their gash badly enough that it is noticable?
29:58 <WhoMadeWho> yeast factory
30:00 <chris`> likewise
30:04 <Halcyon> Xhexx: No idea. Then again, I don't sleep with women.
30:47 <WhoMadeWho> tinea of the vulva
31:03 <WhoMadeWho> Halcyon what do you sleep with
31:08 <Halcyon> Men
31:17 <WhoMadeWho> are you a men too
31:22 <Halcyon> Anyway, greetings all. Been on IRC for about 19-20 years. Been in here all of 10 minutes.
31:30 <Halcyon> Yes, last time I checked.
31:52 <WhoMadeWho> Halcyon you should meet Sutekh
31:57 <WhoMadeWho> much in common
31:58 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho is abused by his gf, whipped with a vacuum hose daily, please excuse his behaviour
32:03 <Halcyon> Because we're gay?
32:09 <WhoMadeWho> yes
32:15 <Halcyon> O... K.... ?
32:22 <WhoMadeWho> see that is common
32:24 Part: KangaPoint (~Q{{@47.156.64.119) from #sydney
32:25 <WhoMadeWho> to you both
32:28 <Halcyon> I think I saw him at the last meeting actually.
32:33 <Halcyon> :P
32:52 <WhoMadeWho> Halcyon do you know how to use google
33:13 <Glenn> * WhoMadeWho was kicked by ChanOP (Now that felt really good!)
33:31 Part: uddss ([email protected]) from #sydney
33:35 <WhoMadeWho> type in the words "definition of common" and then click search
34:00 <Exo> chris` is a good man
34:04 <WhoMadeWho> ./kick Glenn
34:31 <WhoMadeWho> ./wallop Glenn
34:43 <Halcyon> I see you're the channel Jester then WhoMadeWho ?
34:48 <WhoMadeWho> no
34:55 <WhoMadeWho> this is not true
35:04 <WhoMadeWho> fake news
36:18 Part: Kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
36:28 <WhoMadeWho> speak more Halcyon
36:57 <WhoMadeWho> use your words
37:00 <miner> chris` is a good man whos been abused by online bullies such as Skirmish
37:00 <chris`> thanx
37:00 <miner> picking on people less fortunate than you is a sign of weakness
37:00 <miner> people who bully online are lowest form of scum
37:00 <Exo> evening Zade
37:00 <Exo> evening Skirmish
37:45 <Halcyon> I need to pee
37:55 * HellFury wanders off for a shower
38:00 <chris`> bbl
38:00 <lx> 1 seeya1 chris`...
38:00 <Exo> yeh chris` is an innocent bloke just going about his own bizness
38:00 <Skirmish> Hi there Exo
38:15 <WhoMadeWho> go forth and stream
39:00 <Skirmish> Chris is the DJ Khailid of Austnet.
40:00 <miner> whos dj kahailid?
40:00 <Skirmish> I don't know who kahailid is.
40:43 <Halcyon> That was satisfying
41:00 <miner> so why say it then?
41:17 <WhoMadeWho> thats great
41:23 <WhoMadeWho> did you wash yur hands
41:42 <WhoMadeWho> or you pee and go and cover your keyboard in urine ?
41:51 <Halcyon> It's my pee?
42:00 <Skirmish> I didn't say kahailid.
42:19 <WhoMadeWho> what if someone wants to type on your puter
42:22 <WhoMadeWho> ey
42:25 <Halcyon> No one does
42:28 <Halcyon> It's MINE
43:20 <WhoMadeWho> says up there that you have been on irc for 20 years
43:29 <Halcyon> Ish
43:30 <Halcyon> Yes
43:51 <WhoMadeWho> what fucken server
44:06 <Halcyon> oz.org
44:28 <WhoMadeWho> i aint NEVER seen ya
44:32 <WhoMadeWho> not EVER
44:38 <Halcyon> Unless you hung out in #gay, you wouldn't have
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> i do not hung in there
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ohhhhh if it isn’t liar screech face
45:07 <^bozoJim> nope
45:20 * ^bozoJim is behaving
45:25 Part: zaim ([email protected]) from #sydney
45:33 <Devil45> exo disappeared
45:35 <WhoMadeWho> ./unbehave bozojim
45:51 <WhoMadeWho> Devil45 did you need to speak to exo
45:54 <^bozoJim> yes he did I think urgh has had a word with him
46:00 <Skirmish> Hey there pongo. How is the pathological denial going?
46:01 <Devil45> it can wait
46:16 <Devil45> damn storm threats - its windy outside.
46:30 <WhoMadeWho> are you in adelaide Devil45
46:41 <Devil45> unfortunately yes
46:48 <Devil45> shit weather central
46:51 <WhoMadeWho> hundred k winds
46:53 <HellFury> we just had one like an hr ago
46:57 <HellFury> and more headed this way
47:00 <Exo> lol what is a screech face ross?
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It skirmish
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He look a big liek screeech from saved by the bell
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tolk liek him 2
47:24 <Devil45> its more like 40 ish km/h wind but feels stronger
47:44 <Devil45> strong enough to cause a tree to bring power lines down
48:00 <Exo> screech from saved by the bell is a nice looking bloke 
48:00 <Cath^> damn missed the jam donuts lol
48:28 <WhoMadeWho> Devil45 do you live in munno para
48:35 <Devil45> nope
48:47 <WhoMadeWho> do you live in modbury
48:48 <Devil45> thats northern suburbs.
48:58 <WhoMadeWho> do you live in happy valley
49:00 <Cath^> hi Skirmish
49:00 <Skirmish> Hi Cath
49:00 <Exo> pong ate the last one
49:00 <Sutekh> haha
49:00 <Cath^> are you away on hols?
49:00 <Skirmish> Me? Yeah. On the gold coast.
49:11 <WhoMadeWho> do you live in west beach
49:49 <WhoMadeWho> do you live in the parklands
50:00 <Cath^> bloody hell pong...that was mine!
50:00 <Exo> yeh partying up for schoolies
50:00 <Cath^> schoolies? :D
50:00 <Skirmish> lol i deliberately avoided surfers
50:00 <Exo> u want to go to schoolies week Cath^
50:00 <Exo> evening e|f
50:00 <e|f> i'm back ^_^
50:00 <asf> well, hello there shi.tmish shi.tter... how are you there bigtime jumbo man (2nd fattest on austnet after TSR)?
50:00 <asf> how r u shi.,tmish
50:03 <Devil45> far west ;p
51:00 <Exo> asf cruisin 4 a bruisin
51:00 <Cath^> let's got meet up with Skirmish
51:00 <Skirmish> Hahahaha its the meth junkie shed goblin.
51:00 <Cath^> wb e|f
51:00 <e|f> thanks
51:00 <Exo> an elf and a goblin
51:00 <Skirmish> Sure! We can have a queensland irc meet.
51:00 <Exo> where ya been e|f
51:18 <MrMW> im a barbie girl...in the barbie world!!!
52:00 <Exo> the audacity to go do real life things
52:00 <Cath^> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> I am heading to melbourne next year to see pongo and have a vic irc meet.
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yeasss
52:00 <e|f> yes
52:00 <asf> lulzzzzzz shi.tmish talkin to the braincancer people here..... u fuken dumshi.t lulzzz ur IntelligenceQuotient is about the same as rocks, sand, and shi.t
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Oko u also come
52:00 <e|f> "real life" called me
52:00 <e|f> :D
52:00 <Exo> pong scurred of people, he wouldnt meet anyone
52:00 <Cath^> Vic mert is at Wet on Wellington
52:00 <Skirmish> Breaker will be watching from the bushes.
52:00 <Cath^> meet
52:06 <WhoMadeWho> glenelg
53:00 <Cath^> lol
53:00 <e|f> why do people put such emphisis on iq tests
53:00 <e|f> they're flawed
53:00 <Exo> i'll get jims wet on wellington gold pass
53:00 <Exo> access to all areas
53:00 <Cath^> cause it's emphasis
53:00 <Skirmish> He doesn't have an iq, so he is over compensating.
53:00 <Exo> how would u just a persons intelligence 
53:00 <e|f> true
53:00 <e|f> typo
53:00 <Exo> loool
53:36 <WhoMadeWho> praps you are so far west.....you are in the ocean on a boat
54:00 <e|f> but you got what i meant
54:00 <e|f> :D
54:00 <e|f> emphasis
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Oko is much smarter then Skirmish
54:00 <Exo> grammar police 4alert
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> And he not poor
54:00 <Cath^> you need to be spanked e|f
54:00 <Sutekh> lol
54:00 <e|f> lol
54:00 <e|f> not my type of thing
54:00 <e|f> bdsm
54:00 <e|f> >_>
55:00 <Cath^> sorry can't handle bad spelling
55:00 <e|f> give me licence as i've had a bit to drink
55:00 <Exo> then pong must be driving u nuts Cath^
55:00 <e|f> :D
55:00 <Skirmish> Hahahaha thr goblin keeps inviting me to another channel.
55:00 <Cath^> yes! :/
57:00 <Skirmish> Incoming attempt at ban evasion.
57:00 <Skirmish> Ewuoi
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He superior 2 u screech
57:00 <e|f> these people who come here to troll / flame must be excellent typers with the one hand
57:00 <e|f> other hand used for masturbating
57:01 <MrMW> come on barbie lets go party!!!
57:59 <Sutekh> Mark :D
58:00 <e|f> >_>
58:00 <Skirmish> Are you an excellent one handed typer pongo?
58:00 <Cath^> i type with one hand..what are you saying
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
58:00 <Skirmish> They are you saying you must be a mean bean flicker Cath.
58:28 Quit: Devil45 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
59:00 <Exo> multitasking level 10
59:00 <Cath^> :0
59:00 <Sutekh> e|f, its safer than getting ur eyes poked out irl :D
59:14 <MrMW> Sutekh i want your sexy body
59:33 <WhoMadeWho> give it to him Sutekh
00:00 <Cath^> Sutekh
00:00 <Sutekh> Catherine
00:00 <e|f> true
01:00 <Cath^> don't use my name in vain
01:00 <Sutekh> vain?
01:00 <e|f> it's an expression
01:00 <e|f> :O
01:52 <Sutekh> haha
02:00 <Sutekh> well
02:14 * MrMW bends ova
03:00 <Cath^> i would love to poke your eyes out irl
03:00 <Sutekh> "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain" (KJV; also "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God" (NRSV) and variants) is one of the Ten Commandments
03:00 <Sutekh> haha ok
03:00 <Cath^> but that will never happen
03:00 <KangaPoint> so who has violated that huh
04:00 <KangaPoint> just curious to know who going to hell for that
04:00 <Sutekh> nfi KangaPoint, most of us i guess ;p
04:00 <e|f> google is kind of accurate
04:00 <e|f> lol
04:00 <e|f> not always
04:08 <WhoMadeWho> there is 69 cunz in this room
04:20 <WhoMadeWho> and like mebbe 6 chat
04:28 <MrMW> yawn
04:35 <WhoMadeWho> whats the other 63 cunz doing
04:47 <WhoMadeWho> very suspect
05:00 <Sutekh> it is
05:00 <Cath^> wiki is not accurate
05:00 <Sutekh> Cath, i dont think ur a violent person :D
05:00 <Cath^> how would you know?
05:00 <e|f> the ambiguity of the english language makes it rather hard for Dr. Google
05:00 <e|f> :D
05:07 <WhoMadeWho> there's cunz over there in the list that NEVER speak
05:15 <WhoMadeWho> what is their game
05:20 <MrMW> im busy wanking
05:37 <WhoMadeWho> thats fine
05:42 <WhoMadeWho> at least yur doing something
05:51 <MrMW> yep
06:00 <e|f> put our top scientists are currently working on an algorithm to remedy that
06:00 <e|f> lolol
06:00 <e|f> brb, smoke time
06:00 <lx> 1 hb1 e|f...
06:10 <WhoMadeWho> look at all them other suspect cunz though
06:24 <WhoMadeWho> non speaking cunz
06:25 <MrMW> the usual suspects
08:00 <Sutekh> Cath, just my impression
09:00 <miner> Cath^ is not violent she is one of those that like to assert online
09:01 <Sutekh> !ttop10
09:02 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. WhoMadeWho(57) 2. MrMW(11) 3. Sutekh(2)
09:08 <Sutekh> ohh damn
09:17 <WhoMadeWho> i win
09:20 <MrMW> semen\
09:33 <WhoMadeWho> i shit it in
10:00 <Sutekh> lol
10:17 Part: Halcyon ([email protected]) from #sydney
11:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:00 <Cath^> hi Trump
12:00 <President_Trump> hi Cath^, good to see you horny as usual
12:00 <Cath^> always thorny for you Trump
12:11 <WhoMadeWho> !ttop10
12:13 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. WhoMadeWho(64) 2. MrMW(12) 3. Sutekh(4)
13:00 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
13:00 <e|f> Cath^ - do you have any tattoos?
13:32 * HellFury RUNS toward Sutekh, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on Sutekh, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY GUM?
13:59 <Sutekh> wah
14:00 <Cath^> what do you imagine?
14:00 <Cath^> lol
14:00 <KangaPoint> angels wings on her bum
14:00 <e|f> well i don't imagine much yet, hence the questions
14:00 <SkyFire> lol
14:00 <e|f> :D
14:00 <Cath^> lol KangaPoint
14:00 <SkyFire> getting some big rumbles here
14:00 <e|f> shakespeare quote on her thigh
14:00 <e|f> is my bet
14:12 <HellFury> i'd say cum but gum is better
15:00 <KangaPoint> that just came out of nowhere
15:00 <Cath^> wtf SkyFire
15:00 <Sutekh> all sexual responses
15:00 <SkyFire> that got her attention
15:00 <SkyFire> LoL
15:00 <e|f> SkyFire would take a picture with a high-definition camera
15:00 <e|f> :D
16:00 <SkyFire> only if worth it
16:00 <SkyFire> LoL
16:00 <flammable> Haha SkyFire
16:00 <Cath^> yeah, it says 'I shall jot yield!'
16:00 <e|f> heh
16:00 <flammable> Just helps himself to the women
16:00 <SkyFire> lol
17:00 <e|f> General rule for people on chat: Attractive, single, mentally-stable. Choose two.
17:00 <Cath^> Sutekh...what are you doing about this?
17:00 <SkyFire> lol
17:00 <e|f> from my extensive personal experience
17:00 <e|f> :D
17:00 <Sutekh> women just want to be imagined as hard working intelligent women? no?
18:00 <KangaPoint> dont know about hard working
18:00 <Sutekh> haha
18:00 <KangaPoint> more like intelligent princess
18:00 <Cath^> wtf
18:00 <KangaPoint> hard work is hard work
18:12 <HellFury> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR663.loop.shtml mmm round 2 of rain possible storm
18:48 <WhoMadeWho> BRIS BANE
19:00 <KangaPoint> hard work ppl dont have pretty fingers
19:00 <KangaPoint> or pretty hands
19:00 <KangaPoint> unless its mental work maybe
19:19 <WhoMadeWho> pronounced brizben
20:00 <e|f> hard yakka
20:00 <e|f> better off choosing a career involving your mind for the most part - you'll make more money and probably be able to do it for longer
20:00 <KangaPoint> when was the last time they had that hard yakka ads
20:00 <KangaPoint> yeh like accountant
20:09 <HellFury> you don't say...
21:00 <Cath^> they had nice forearms lol
21:00 <KangaPoint> or financial advisor
21:00 <e|f> any kind of job involving risk might pay a lot, but the risk is still there
21:00 <e|f> personal risk
21:00 <e|f> injury etc
21:00 <e|f> and then it's workers compensation for them
22:00 <e|f> and they have to re-assess their career options
22:00 <KangaPoint> doctors have to know too much probably
23:00 <KangaPoint> learning it all gotta hurt the head
23:00 <e|f> doctors need a good memory and people skills
23:00 <HellFury> thats better
23:00 <e|f> wb
23:00 <Sutekh> and small hands for rectal examinations
23:00 <HellFury> highlight of the day
23:00 <HellFury> hot water tap head falls off
23:00 <KangaPoint> i heard podiatrist make a good living and fewest to change career in later life
23:00 <HellFury> and we still have no bloody hot water
23:49 <WhoMadeWho> time for beds
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24:00 <HellFury> so it was being a bitch
24:00 <KangaPoint> unlike doctors and dentists
24:00 <HellFury> mmm
24:00 <Cath^> touching people's feet..ugh!
24:00 <e|f> dentists have the highest suicide rate of all white-collar professionals
24:00 <e|f> :D
24:00 <Sutekh> Yep, too much pulling
24:00 <HellFury> i hate dentists
24:00 <HellFury> like b1rd pulls his dick
24:00 <HellFury> i mean
24:49 <HellFury> wonder what thumb hes sucking tonight
25:00 <Sutekh> he would make a good dentist
25:00 <e|f> b1rd would probably forego going to a dentist
25:00 <e|f> just forget it
25:00 <e|f> bi-annual check-ups? no way
25:00 <Cath^> sigh
26:00 <HellFury> haha
26:00 <HellFury> well his beak does come out when he sees hot women
26:00 <HellFury> so you know
26:00 <e|f> lol
26:00 <Sutekh> b1rd doesnt pay for anything
26:00 <e|f> a hollywood smile if there ever was one
27:00 <HellFury> lol
27:00 <HellFury> could be worse
28:00 <HellFury> he could get his head stuck in lumeahs vadge
28:00 <e|f> lol
28:00 <HellFury> aka the article
28:00 <Sutekh> so e|f, what u got pallned for tomorrow?
28:00 <Sutekh> planned
28:00 <HellFury> https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/
29:00 <e|f> tomorrow
29:00 <e|f> well
29:00 <e|f> i'll write up a list and follow it objectively
29:00 <e|f> :D
29:00 <KangaPoint> oh common that gotta be fake news
29:00 <Sutekh> ohh
29:00 <Cath^> he could have s small head
30:00 <HellFury> no better than the woman suing samsung coz she shoved her phone up her gina on ring vibrate and could not get it out...
30:00 <KangaPoint> he would suffocate and die
30:00 <HellFury> what smelling twat?
30:12 <Sutekh> haha
30:33 <Sutekh> he gets bored when no one is talking to him
30:42 <HellFury> yeh and demanding its almost childish
31:00 <KangaPoint> there wouldnt be any air in there
31:00 <HellFury> you would be amazed how much air is in a womans snatch
31:00 <KangaPoint> i dont buy it
31:45 <Sutekh> just another narcissist :D
32:00 <KangaPoint> good try
32:00 <KangaPoint> some man stole $40k to fix all his teeth
32:00 <KangaPoint> or get new dental implants
32:26 <HellFury> i thought Ethan (twin 1) was bad today
32:44 <HellFury> he puts the 9 yr old to shame
32:52 <HellFury> kid is at least smart enough to pipe down
33:00 <e|f> could've had it all done on Medicare a few years back
33:00 <KangaPoint> how many years back
34:00 <e|f> 5
34:00 <KangaPoint> didnt know medicare cover it
34:00 <e|f> they were doing crowns for people, all sorts of stuff like that
34:00 <e|f> but had to stop because too many people were taking advantage of it
34:00 <KangaPoint> http://www.fox5ny.com/news/cops-new-teeth-for-man-who-stole-id-to-get-loan
34:00 <e|f> but still there are loopholes in the system
35:00 <KangaPoint> cant believe it cost that much to get those teeth
35:00 <KangaPoint> its more than a car
35:00 <e|f> 40k would probably be every tooth in his mouth
35:00 <e|f> crowns are 1.5k each
35:00 <e|f> lol
36:00 <e|f> depends what he had done, i spose
36:00 <KangaPoint> article show before and after pic
36:00 <KangaPoint> he got pretty good result
36:00 <e|f> some people get jewels put in their teeth
36:00 <e|f> all sorts of stuff like that
36:00 <e|f> diff strokes for diff folks
37:00 <KangaPoint> fake jewels maybe?
37:00 <KangaPoint> surely real jewels are too risky
37:00 <KangaPoint> ppl would knock it out and take it
37:00 <e|f> nah
38:00 <KangaPoint> make more sense to put in LED
38:00 <e|f> people can have diamonds put in their teeth and stuff, if they want
38:00 <KangaPoint> to have sparkling smile
38:00 <e|f> "cosmetic dentistry"
38:00 <e|f> his teeth look pretty damn good
38:00 <e|f> anything "cosmetic" opens up a pandora's box
38:00 <KangaPoint> he got new hair style too
39:00 <e|f> typically, if you have the money, it can be done
39:00 <e|f> look at michael jackson
39:00 <e|f> :P
39:00 <KangaPoint> u can eat with it new teeth like natural teeth u think
39:00 <KangaPoint> ?
40:00 <e|f> huh?
40:00 <KangaPoint> the new implant teeth can be used to eat/bite like the old teeth?
40:00 <HellFury> https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/?fbclid=IwAR1YvrQTX82uJ1I5LB4hYWj9-uJb9BwmOs7-IY8U7IEuf720x1Rez2PTx2I
40:00 <e|f> pretty much
41:00 <e|f> a crowned tooth (porcelain) won't last as long as a natural bone tooth
41:00 <e|f> but the lifespan is pretty good
41:00 <KangaPoint> oh common lol
41:00 <KangaPoint> i cant believe that neither
41:00 <KangaPoint> ppl dont even report rapes and stuff
41:00 <KangaPoint> and this lady would report this?!
42:00 <e|f> that guy probably had a lifetime of dental neglect for his teeth to get into that state before they were fixed
42:00 <President_Trump> that website is fake news, how dumb are some people
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44:00 <KangaPoint> well theyre very good
44:00 <KangaPoint> almost got me
44:00 <KangaPoint> with their clever words
44:00 <KangaPoint> sounds very authentic
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45:00 <e|f> written with spin
47:00 <KangaPoint> well they got me measured
47:00 <HellFury> bet it did not ring and vibrate :P
47:00 <KangaPoint> they know all the right word to use to get me to almost believe them
48:00 <KangaPoint> battery probably go flat after a few hours
48:00 <HellFury> inbuilt vibrator
49:00 <KangaPoint> still it probably give off considerable radiation when it still got the juice
49:00 <HellFury> hello this is briands twat please leave a message
49:00 <HellFury> :p
49:48 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
50:00 <HellFury> Hello this is Salma Briant my pussy cannot take your call right now but if you keep calling i will surely answer as soon as i can
50:00 <HellFury> :p
51:01 Part: Xhexx ([email protected]) from #sydney
53:00 <e|f> would be difficult to charge the phone once the battery in it depleted
53:00 <e|f> go down to the shop, i need a microUSB cable for my pussy
53:00 <e|f> would be an interesting conversation
53:00 <Cath^> o.0
55:00 <President_Trump> !seen Jules
55:00 <StatsOP> Jules ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks to Kezzie on #sydney 20 days, 16 hours, 27 minutes ago.
56:00 <e|f> i spose, well
57:00 <e|f> they have wireless charging for phones now
57:00 <e|f> so if you had a phone stuck up there, you could squat for 30 mins to charge it
57:00 <KangaPoint> it gotta be real close to charge
58:00 <KangaPoint> otherwise it would take forever
58:00 <e|f> not practical at all
58:00 <e|f> lolol
59:00 <KangaPoint> depends how desperate u are to go without cables
59:00 <KangaPoint> or how much u hate wires
59:00 <e|f> lol yep
59:00 <e|f> cable option is probably superior at this stage
00:00 <KangaPoint> i heard 5G phones give out lots of radiation
00:00 <e|f> a bit more than their older counterparts
00:00 <KangaPoint> ppl probable say it is very safe like everything new
00:00 <e|f> but non-ionizing radition itself is known as a weak cancer risk
00:00 <e|f> at this stage
00:00 <KangaPoint> like teflon fry pans
01:00 <e|f> some people have got cancer from using phones
01:00 <e|f> but it's a low risk, supposedly
01:00 <e|f> check the FDA 
01:00 <KangaPoint> its hard to know with so many lies
02:00 <KangaPoint> and outright deceitfulness
02:00 <e|f> "what causes cancer?" is... a million dollar question
02:00 <e|f> nobody seems to know precisely
02:00 <KangaPoint> its dna go awry 
02:00 <e|f> sometimes
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03:00 <KangaPoint> could be sunlight at the right moment
03:00 <e|f> there are known pathogens
03:00 <e|f> sunlight, yes
03:00 <KangaPoint> or just some chemi that so happen to be there at the time
03:00 <e|f> like asbestos
03:00 <e|f> :D
03:00 <KangaPoint> yeh those things too
04:00 <e|f> "Cancer is lead pots, pans, plates, and cups"
04:00 <e|f> a quote of mine
04:00 <KangaPoint> but u know how safe they say asbestos was when it first came out?
04:00 <KangaPoint> lol
04:00 <e|f> it's kind-of cryptic but you get the idea
04:00 <e|f> lol yes
04:00 <KangaPoint> fockers
04:00 <e|f> until it was found to be a risk
04:00 <e|f> like a lead pot
04:00 <e|f> :D
04:00 <KangaPoint> even when its found out they suppress it
05:00 <e|f> something in the environment that the person was in contact with repeatedly
05:00 <e|f> somethings we know cause cancer
05:00 <KangaPoint> it can happen in normal environment too
05:00 <e|f> somethings we're not sure about
05:00 <KangaPoint> all the other things just increase the chance
05:00 <e|f> somethings are unknown at this point
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06:00 <e|f> at this point in time
06:00 <e|f> :D
06:00 <KangaPoint> even with trillions of ppl researching, still more to learn and know
06:00 <e|f> lead - you can't smell it, taste it, etc
06:00 <e|f> but it's poisonous
07:00 <e|f> took them a while to figure out it was dangerous
07:00 <e|f> but they did
07:00 <e|f> like cancer... they will figure it out eventually
08:00 <KangaPoint> yeh they known that for milenia but still they use it in pain in window blinds and paint
08:00 <KangaPoint> coz its 'safe level'
08:00 <KangaPoint> till somehow it isnt safe
08:00 <e|f> yep
09:00 <e|f> we live in an exciting time
09:00 <KangaPoint> they used it on school grounds metal fences too lmao
09:00 <KangaPoint> i probably got some of that sht in me 
09:00 <e|f> probably too minimal for any lasting damage
10:00 <KangaPoint> so their experts say
10:00 <e|f> aside from medicine, the body is usually quite clever at repairing itself
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12:00 <KangaPoint> idea
12:00 <KangaPoint> oops
12:00 <KangaPoint> Schools are removing analogue clocks from exam halls as teenagers 'cannot tell the time' 
12:00 <KangaPoint> Condemned house in Northern California sells for $1.23 million
13:00 <KangaPoint> u got anymore 'news' HellFury 
13:00 <KangaPoint> lol
14:00 <KangaPoint> A giant farm in China is breeding 6 billion cockroaches a year
15:00 <KangaPoint> However, in 2002, the United Nations FAO estimates that there were 19 billion chickens in the world, with China having the largest number, followed by the US, Indonesia, and Brazil.
15:00 <KangaPoint> chicken is popular right now
16:00 <e|f> ...
17:00 <e|f> those generalisations have been spent already
17:00 <KangaPoint> which generalization?
17:00 <e|f> well
17:00 <e|f> you can't really extrapolate with them
18:00 <e|f> it's just news
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19:00 <KangaPoint> https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fabiana-lefleur-frog-bikini_us_5acf71d8e4b0d4931c8af7ea
19:00 <KangaPoint> i bet u cant resist clicking it
19:00 <e|f> :D
20:00 <KangaPoint> she got frogs bikini bottom
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22:00 <KangaPoint> Green-haired turtle that breathes through its genitals added to endangered list
51:00 <e|f> rocket mannnnnnn
52:00 <e|f> burning up his fuse all here alone
52:00 <e|f> and i think it's gonna be long, long time
53:00 <e|f> till touch down brings me round again to find
53:00 <e|f> i'm not the man they think i am at home
53:00 <e|f> oh no no no
53:00 <e|f> i'm a rocket mannnn
55:00 <e|f> and i think it's gonna be a long, long time
55:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCf23ZTFaDM
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John - Rocket Man Studio Version with Lyrics (Nov 4, 2009) Length: 4:45 - Category: Music - 5,660,996 views - 27,241 likes (97%), 832 dislikes (3%)
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