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00:00 <Sutekh> come out? im not gay
00:00 <Exo> got me a lot of fake phone numbers back in the 90s with these lines
00:00 <Sutekh> well a transvestite maybe
00:00 <Cath^> dj anta 69 would have said da bomb
00:00 <e|f> Sutekh... you in your 20s, yea?
00:00 <Sutekh> u still dont believe thats me hey
00:00 <Cath^> nope
00:09 <Sutekh> i sound that immature :(
00:22 <Cath^> really Trump?
00:34 <e|f> well, i picture some young guy, good guy in 20s maybe with a university degree in IT-related field
00:36 <Cath^> lol @ Sutekh
00:37 <e|f> am i right?
00:44 <Sutekh> nah
00:56 <e|f> :(
01:00 <Sutekh> even with that big cross im wearing
01:00 <President_Trump> ill show you a pic of Sutekh https://i.imgur.com/kDCWLm3.png
01:00 <Exo> loools
01:00 <Cath^> you could knock someone out with that
01:00 <e|f> he's sipping on that drink good
01:00 <e|f> like a champ
01:03 <Cath^> hahhaha
01:18 <President_Trump> Sutekh works at the kfc drive thru
01:21 <Sutekh> i left school aged 9, my first job was at McDonalds
01:43 <e|f> left school aged 9
01:45 <xm> could you leave school that early? did you not grow up in Australia?
01:57 <e|f> you could be a field marshall in the army by now
01:59 <Exo> https://imgur.com/u9MjEIV
02:00 <e|f> looks like an alco-pop or something
02:00 <e|f> vodka cruiser
02:00 <Cath^> who's that?
02:00 <e|f> beats me
02:00 <Exo> hitting up the vodka cruisers
02:00 <Exo> loooooooool
02:00 <Exo> that's a pic of Randall G
02:00 <President_Trump> <Cath^> who's that? <-- told you she was horny
02:01 <e|f> with that education
02:29 <Sutekh> :/
02:47 <e|f> :O
02:49 <HellFury> ew ew ew
02:54 <HellFury> gods gift he is not
02:56 <Exo> all education did for me is give meh a hecs debt
03:00 <Cath^> don't know who that is
03:00 <Exo> Randall G = Trumpy
03:10 <xm> i will be done with HECS as of next year
03:46 <e|f> i'm 32
03:49 <Exo> get rid of the hecs ball and chain
03:59 <e|f> and precluded from life insurance because i'm a smoker
04:00 <Exo> one sexy beast
04:00 <Sutekh> e|f, 20's hey?
04:00 <xm> best pick up line to try: it's me master^romeo69 from channel #bsdm, is that you slavegal4u123
04:00 <e|f> are you in your 20s?
04:14 <e|f> no life insurance for me
04:18 <e|f> car insurance, sure
04:21 <Exo> still eligible for funeral insurance
04:22 <xm> HECS = death/depth by degrees
04:26 <xm> or so that formula goes
04:43 <Sutekh> xm, ive been known to tell a few fibs on here
04:52 <xm> yeah i know :)
04:56 <xm> there were no maccas then i assume
05:00 <Sutekh> i sound that immature :(
05:00 <Cath^> really Trump?
05:00 <e|f> well, i picture some young guy, good guy in 20s maybe with a university degree in IT-related field
05:00 <Cath^> lol @ Sutekh
05:00 <e|f> am i right?
05:00 <Sutekh> nah
05:00 <e|f> :(
05:00 <Cath^> hahhaha
05:02 <xm> coz you're probably over 40 :D
05:08 <Exo> life is good when you paid it off
05:18 <e|f> xm will probably create some software to take over the world
05:24 <e|f> so it's all good
05:31 <e|f> give xm time
05:34 <e|f> it will happen
05:42 <xm> given millions of iterations of lifetimes
05:53 <xm> baby steps, baby steps
05:59 <e|f> i'm still working on a virus that replicates pornography
06:00 <President_Trump> Sutekh works at the kfc drive thru
06:00 <Sutekh> i left school aged 9, my first job was at McDonalds
06:00 <e|f> left school aged 9
06:00 <xm> could you leave school that early? did you not grow up in Australia?
06:00 <e|f> you could be a field marshall in the army by now
06:00 <Exo> https://imgur.com/u9MjEIV
06:00 <e|f> with that education
06:05 <e|f> coding is hard with one hand only
06:28 <Exo> maccas back in the 70s where burgers were like 20 cents
07:00 <Sutekh> :/
07:00 <e|f> :O
07:00 <HellFury> ew ew ew
07:00 <HellFury> gods gift he is not
07:00 <Exo> all education did for me is give meh a hecs debt
07:26 <Sutekh> and Big macs were bigger
07:37 <Sutekh> now they are like junior burgers
08:00 <xm> i will be done with HECS as of next year 
08:00 <e|f> i'm 32
08:00 <Exo> get rid of the hecs ball and chain
08:00 <e|f> and precluded from life insurance because i'm a smoker
08:10 <Exo> work on technology that alerts you when someone comes within a 10 metres radius when your watching VR porn e|f
08:34 <e|f> what about a text-based command that punches people through the Internet ?
08:36 <xm> have a picture in picture cam
08:49 <Exo> lol yeh i could eat like 10 big macs in a single meal
09:00 <e|f> no life insurance for me
09:00 <e|f> car insurance, sure
09:00 <Exo> still eligible for funeral insurance 
09:00 <xm> HECS = death/depth by degrees
09:00 <xm> or so that formula goes
09:00 <Sutekh> xm, ive been known to tell a few fibs on here
09:00 <xm> yeah i know :)
09:00 <xm> there were no maccas then i assume
09:00 <xm> coz you're probably over 40 :D
09:30 <Exo> the old pizza hut restaurants were swag
09:41 <e|f> what about a bag of chips
09:46 <e|f> mostly air these days
09:52 <e|f> about six chips in a packet
10:00 <Exo> life is good when you paid it off
10:00 <e|f> xm will probably create some software to take over the world
10:00 <e|f> so it's all good
10:00 <e|f> give xm time
10:00 <e|f> it will happen
10:00 <xm> given millions of iterations of lifetimes
10:00 <xm> baby steps, baby steps
10:00 <e|f> i'm still working on a virus that replicates pornography
10:01 <e|f> packet of smiths chips
10:10 <Exo> daytime robbery
10:38 <Sutekh> haha
11:00 <e|f> coding is hard with one hand only
11:00 <Exo> maccas back in the 70s where burgers were like 20 cents
11:02 <Sutekh> you dont even need to blow in it to pop the bag anymore
11:11 <e|f> they really fucked us good
11:17 <e|f> those corporate bigwigs
11:28 * e|f wants his 7th chip
12:00 <Sutekh> and Big macs were bigger
12:00 <Sutekh> now they are like junior burgers
12:17 * e|f sobs
12:25 <Exo> dont worry, in a couple of years there will be all coles and woolworth imitation brands
12:42 <e|f> yep
13:00 <Exo> work on technology that alerts you when someone comes within a 10 metres radius when your watching VR porn e|f
13:00 <e|f> what about a text-based command that punches people through the Internet ?
13:00 <xm> have a picture in picture cam
13:00 <Exo> lol yeh i could eat like 10 big macs in a single meal
13:04 <Exo> https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-vic-metro-richmond-south/product/coles-potato-chips-crinkle-cut-original
13:40 <e|f> they're always looking to minimise cost, maximise profit
13:45 <e|f> only so far they can go
13:52 <e|f> only so many "original" ideas
13:53 <e|f> looooooool
13:53 <Exo> the coles stacked chips (pringles) are so shit but value wise cheaper
13:56 <Exo> https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-vic-metro-richmond-south/product/coles-original-stacked-chips
14:00 <Exo> the old pizza hut restaurants were swag
14:00 <e|f> what about a bag of chips
14:00 <e|f> mostly air these days
14:00 <e|f> about six chips in a packet
14:00 <e|f> packet of smiths chips
14:05 <Exo> haha original ideas
14:24 <e|f> "why don't we make cars out of aluminium instead of metal?"
14:33 <e|f> "that spare tire - make it smaller"
15:00 <Exo> daytime robbery
15:00 <Sutekh> haha
15:00 <Sutekh> you dont even need to blow in it to pop the bag anymore
15:12 Part: guardianxxx ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:15 <Exo> profit profit profit
15:20 <e|f> yep
15:23 <Exo> banks making billions in profits
15:33 * HellFury runs up to Exo and dacks them and smacks Exo's bum and yells look Exo's bum wobbles!!
15:34 <Exo> let lay off 5000 workers and give ourselves a pay increase
15:38 Join: guardianxxx ([email protected]) to #sydney
15:47 <e|f> money maketh the world spineth
15:49 <Exo> HellFury i will delete you delete you delete youuuuuuuuuuuuu
15:52 <e|f> as shakespeare might say
16:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] quit with message: [Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse]
16:00 <e|f> they really fucked us good
16:00 <e|f> those corporate bigwigs
16:17 <Sutekh> time for a revolution
16:21 <Exo> moneh the root of all evil
16:28 <e|f> shakespeare would probably be appauled by the state of smiths chips
16:30 <Sutekh> out with tehse capitalists
16:34 <e|f> write a sonnet about it or something
16:36 <e|f> ;p
16:42 <xm> if the world is spinning then another revolution is inevitable
17:00 <Exo> dont worry, in a couple of years there will be all coles and woolworth imitation brands 
17:00 <e|f> yep
17:00 <Exo> https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-vic-metro-richmond-south/product/coles-potato-chips-crinkle-cut-original
17:33 <Exo> only a matter of time
18:00 <e|f> they're always looking to minimise cost, maximise profit
18:00 <e|f> only so far they can go
18:00 <e|f> only so many "original" ideas
18:00 <e|f> looooooool
18:00 <Exo> the coles stacked chips (pringles) are so shit but value wise cheaper
18:00 <Exo> https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-vic-metro-richmond-south/product/coles-original-stacked-chips
18:16 <Exo> religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich
18:24 <Exo> -Napoleon Bonaparte
18:32 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) to #sydney
18:45 <Exo> welcome back Ross
19:00 <e|f> Goodnight, AustNet! take care - and look after yourselves! ^_
19:00 <*buffextras> e|[email protected] quit with message: [Quit: ]
19:00 <Exo> haha original ideas
19:00 <e|f> "why don't we make cars out of aluminium instead of metal?"
19:00 <e|f> "that spare tire - make it smaller"
19:02 <e|f> If the Pope shits in the woods, will anyone hear him?
19:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiiwjat doin
19:06 <e|f> - e|f
19:27 <e|f> see i'm really clever like that, writing philosophical maxims
19:28 <Exo> LAUGHinG oUt LOUdS
19:32 <e|f> makes you think
19:33 <e|f> ;p
20:00 <Exo> profit profit profit
20:00 <e|f> yep
20:00 <Exo> banks making billions in profits
20:00 <Exo> let lay off 5000 workers and give ourselves a pay increase
20:00 <e|f> money maketh the world spineth
20:00 <Exo> HellFury i will delete you delete you delete youuuuuuuuuuuuu
20:00 <e|f> as shakespeare might say
20:03 <Sutekh> i support a universal handout of $1000 to all per week.....
20:18 Part: guardianxxx ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:19 <e|f> oh, you do?
20:24 <e|f> vote for the Greens, then!
21:00 <Sutekh> time for a revolution
21:00 <Exo> moneh the root of all evil
21:00 <e|f> shakespeare would probably be appauled by the state of smiths chips
21:00 <Sutekh> out with tehse capitalists
21:00 <e|f> write a sonnet about it or something
21:00 <e|f> ;p
21:00 <xm> if the world is spinning then another revolution is inevitable
21:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Greens labor will destroy Aus
21:28 <Sutekh> all max Employment employees to be sacked Immediately
21:30 <Exo> if done right, Australia can become a true communist state
21:31 <xm> vote #1 pong
21:41 <e|f> vote #1 pong
21:55 <breaker> [[[[[PONG]]]]]
21:57 <breaker> [[[[[poNg]]]]]
21:59 <breaker> [[[[[PoNg]]]]]
22:00 <Exo> only a matter of time
22:04 <e|f> communism is like a chinese motorcycle:
22:07 <e|f> in theory it works
22:15 <e|f> but when you go try to use it, it falls apart
22:20 <Exo> vote for a KGB like organisation to run centrelink
22:25 <breaker> LAUGHING oUT LOUDS
23:00 <e|f> bleh
23:00 <Exo> religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich
23:00 <Exo> -Napoleon Bonaparte
23:00 <Exo> welcome back Ross
23:00 <e|f> If the Pope shits in the woods, will anyone hear him?
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiiwjat doin
23:02 <Sutekh> its time for the unemployed to stand up and demand respect!
23:05 <Exo> 2 weeks no job?? off to the Gulag
23:05 * HellFury loads [[[[[pong]]]]] in a really big heavy wide load sling shot and fires it and him out the door and slams door shut! Stay out [[[[[pong]]]]]!!
23:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Woke up now doin ankle grabber splat poo
23:16 <e|f> i'm getting into political discussions
23:20 <Sutekh> haha
23:22 * e|f goes to have another smoke
23:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Had 2 much dessert
23:47 <breaker> SLOPPy ShIT
23:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat u smoke
23:50 <e|f> i broke the rule
23:52 <Exo> e|f driven back to bad addictions as a result of iRc
24:00 <e|f> don't talk about money, politics or religion
24:00 <e|f> - e|f
24:00 <e|f> see i'm really clever like that, writing philosophical maxims
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24:00 <e|f> makes you think
24:00 <e|f> ;p
24:00 <Sutekh> i support a universal handout of $1000 to all per week.....
24:03 <e|f> >_>
24:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It very sloppy need a shower
24:15 <e|f> brb cigarette
24:16 <lx>  See ya e|f...
24:22 <Exo> chris` was a law student before he started coming onto iRc
24:31 <Exo> rOSSSsSSSsSs thE TOSSSsssSSSSsSSsSS
24:32 <breaker> LOL Exo
24:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo u tosss over rosssss
24:47 <Sutekh> if Irc was banned, would we all be hanging out in the mcdonalds carpark?
25:00 <e|f> oh, you do?
25:00 <e|f> vote for the Greens, then!
25:14 <HellFury> as if go to mcardboards
25:15 <breaker> No InTErNeT... wHaT WOUlD YoU BE DoINg?
25:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did u all know b1rd has skirzofrenia
25:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
25:35 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cao8H7f4fG0
25:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Texas Inmates Break Out Of Cell To Save Guard (Video) (Jul 12, 2016) Length: 6:21 - Category: Entertainment - 18,047,914 views - 152,420 likes (94%), 9,805 dislikes (6%)
25:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
25:47 <Cath^> nite
25:50 <Exo> b1rd is a good man
25:56 <Exo> ni ni Cath^
25:57 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/funnyandpositivestuff/photos/a.1587067731323385/2302072056489612/?type=3&theater
25:58 <Sutekh> cath :/
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Greens labor will destroy Aus
26:00 <Sutekh> all max Employment employees to be sacked Immediately
26:00 <Exo> if done right, Australia can become a true communist state
26:00 <xm> vote #1 pong
26:00 <e|f> vote #1 pong
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26:00 <breaker> 5[[6[352[912[7P13o42N56715g6]5]2]714]214]
26:00 <e|f> communism is like a chinese motorcycle:
26:07 <breaker> b1Rd v'S chRis` .. wHo's tHE MOST ReTaRded.
26:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> But he need help his skirzofrenia bad
26:47 <breaker> I liKe rOBBING baNks
27:00 <e|f> in theory it works
27:00 <e|f> but when you go try to use it, it falls apart
27:00 <Exo> vote for a KGB like organisation to run centrelink
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27:00 <e|f> bleh
27:00 <Sutekh> its time for the unemployed to stand up and demand respect!
28:00 <Exo> 2 weeks no job?? off to the Gulag
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Woke up now doin ankle grabber splat poo
28:00 <e|f> i'm getting into political discussions
28:00 <Sutekh> haha
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Had 2 much dessert
28:00 <breaker> 15116S14152L4O98P11P214y 12S33h4I1212T
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat u smoke
28:00 <e|f> i broke the rule
28:00 <Exo> e|f driven back to bad addictions as a result of iRc
28:00 <e|f> don't talk about money, politics or religion
28:00 <e|f> >_>
28:13 * HellFury peels eyes off pinterest
28:27 <e|f> i should devote more time to coding things people will enjoy
28:29 <Exo> positive stuffs
28:33 <e|f> instead of jesting on IRC
28:37 * e|f thinks deeply
28:51 <breaker> LIKe WhAT?
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It very sloppy need a shower
29:00 <e|f> brb cigarette
29:00 <lx> 1 See ya1 e|f...
29:00 <Exo> chris` was a law student before he started coming onto iRc
29:00 <Exo> 12r15O4S5S10S12s12S6S5S14s1S15s 5t1h7E 3T7O12S4S7S2s14s15s10S7S1S3S12s13S4S6s5S10S
29:00 <breaker> 62L4214O147L 143E1312114x857o
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo u tosss over rosssss
29:00 <Sutekh> if Irc was banned, would we all be hanging out in the mcdonalds carpark?
29:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is it bad to do 11 pooes in 1 day
29:35 <breaker> lolOloL
29:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Some were blood pooes
29:59 <breaker> SOMeTHING NoT rIgHt in thERe
30:00 <HellFury> as if go to mcardboards
30:00 <breaker> 3612N315o 7108I2714n141311T3E2214r66N712e5134T6144.57.2. 81245w4H534a6T 2W5O4U712l5D 4Y14215o15U 32B7E 14D10o1312I11N3126g10?
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did u all know b1rd has skirzofrenia
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
30:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cao8H7f4fG0
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Texas Inmates Break Out Of Cell To Save Guard (Video) (Jul 12, 2016) Length: 6:21 - Category: Entertainment - 18,047,914 views - 152,420 likes (94%), 9,805 dislikes (6%)
30:00 <Cath^> nite
30:00 <Exo> b1rd is a good man
30:00 <Exo> ni ni Cath^
30:00 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/funnyandpositivestuff/photos/a.1587067731323385/2302072056489612/?type=3&theater
30:00 <Sutekh> cath :/
30:18 Part: halleflinta ([email protected]) from #sydney
30:18 <Exo> pong doing too many stomach crunches and planking
30:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe
30:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That last one was ankle grabber
30:52 <breaker> wAit TO staRt The dAAyYyY.. SHE donT liIIkkeE ThAt k
30:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Got sore bum and belly
31:00 <breaker> 13b10641710R76102d 13v8'732S 14149c7119h211R7i715s` 6.9. 22wH15o10'53s 5132t2H14E 33M1148O10S133T 65212R814124e107T434a63R75d135613e614d15141510.
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> But he need help his skirzofrenia bad
31:00 <breaker> 5119I 12l1364i1152K141410e 12125rO1478B116B2146I67N103812G 4b284aN3k13s
31:03 <breaker> THRrOowW dOwn YOur guNs
31:14 <breaker> doNt Be sO reCKLEss
31:35 <e|f> >_>
31:38 <Exo> drink some more LA Cola to calm the tummy
31:58 <breaker> Do people DRINK thAt SHIt?
31:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nah drink solo
32:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Grandma buys 2lt bottles
32:22 <Exo> LA Cola the poor mans cola
32:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> La ice
32:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Or AC cola
32:44 <Exo> well besides black & gold cola
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Black n good yummy
33:00 <e|f> i should devote more time to coding things people will enjoy
33:00 <Exo> positive stuffs
33:00 <e|f> instead of jesting on IRC
33:00 <breaker> 3L61314I5K74e 143W214610h43AT25?
33:03 <e|f> they've cracked the recipe for Coca Cola
33:13 <e|f> just need to crack KFC's secret recipe now
33:19 <e|f> it's all falling into place
33:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Grandma did she always cook
33:39 <xm> next, the austnet user hashing
33:50 <Exo> KFC orginal recipe is meh
33:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Oko will take over ausnet
33:56 <Exo> rather have some Gami chicken
34:00 <HellFury> https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/76983474851995306/
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is it bad to do 11 pooes in 1 day
34:00 <breaker> 813514l1277o676910lO7712l7119o713L
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Some were blood pooes
34:00 <breaker> 7510S14O6M812e7T12410H131011I13N13613G 615N414oT 1214rI14gH1331513t 6i712310n 5213th1115ER1214e
34:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Poof HellFury got kicked off ASD cause she nasty
35:00 <Exo> pong doing too many stomach crunches and planking
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That last one was ankle grabber
35:00 <breaker> 422wA611i414t 410212TO 61111s1166t536aR111257t T2h1078e 1152d77A7A83y5Y9667y14Y148.12128. 14415SHE 1447d2103o4314n3T 3l14i145I7I24k5k1157e4E 510T4h1314A127t 3622
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Got sore bum and belly
35:00 <breaker> 7413T63H5R712r1414O2o775w31213W 125d7O26w764n 13YO14212u765r 1044g523uN8s
35:01 <e|f> Coca Cola = cocaine, lemon juice, carbonated water
35:13 <Exo> hot & spicy > original recipe
35:14 <e|f> it's simple
35:27 <Exo> pepsi > coca cola
35:27 Part: Cath^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
35:28 <e|f> i always go those zinger burgers when i have kfc
36:00 <breaker> 4d558o315N7695t B526e 134sO 144r54e96C10K3L14E14358s52s
36:00 <e|f> >_>
36:00 <Exo> drink some more LA Cola to calm the tummy
36:00 <breaker> D72128o 959p47eo31213p857l41115e 512DR145I711N14K 3151311t4122h64A12t 3S4412H137I27t2?
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nah drink solo
36:12 <Exo> yer
36:43 <Exo> zinger box with the 3 wicked wings
36:47 <e|f> lol yep
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Grandma buys 2lt bottles
37:00 <Exo> LA Cola the poor mans cola
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> La ice
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Or AC cola
37:00 <Exo> well besides black & gold cola
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Black n good yummy
37:00 <e|f> they've cracked the recipe for Coca Cola
37:06 <breaker> LoL LoL LoL LOL LoL LOL LOL LOL LoL LoL LOL LOL
37:12 <Exo> twisters got smaller
37:45 <breaker> LoLoLoLOLOLOLOLoLoLOLOLOLOLoLoLOLoLoLOLOL
37:58 <breaker> LOL LoL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LoL LOL LOL LOL LOL
38:00 <breaker> LOLoLOLoLoLoLoLoLoLOLoLoLoLOLoLOLOLoLoLOL
38:00 <e|f> just need to crack KFC's secret recipe now
38:00 <e|f> it's all falling into place
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Grandma did she always cook
38:00 <xm> next, the austnet user hashing
38:00 <Exo> KFC orginal recipe is meh
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Oko will take over ausnet
38:00 <Exo> rather have some Gami chicken
38:00 <HellFury> https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/76983474851995306/
38:16 <e|f> ((wine) > ((pepsi) || (coke)))
38:25 <e|f> i rarely drink soft drink
38:36 <breaker> BE A coOL LagGY FLOod if  F WAS seT
38:41 <breaker> Be a cool laggy flood if -f was set
38:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Breaker is part of the PLT
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Poof HellFury got kicked off ASD cause she nasty
39:00 <e|f> Coca Cola = cocaine, lemon juice, carbonated water
39:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pooland Leadership Team
39:39 <e|f> :o
40:00 <Exo> hot & spicy > original recipe
40:00 <e|f> it's simple
40:00 <Exo> pepsi > coca cola
40:00 <e|f> i always go those zinger burgers when i have kfc
40:10 <Exo> make chris` the CEO
40:35 <e|f> see i've had too much wine already, i added a superfluous set of parenthesis brackets
40:40 <e|f> when trying to be clever
40:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He needs to apply he might get 6IC half ops
40:45 * e|f shakes his head in shame
41:00 <Exo> yer
41:00 <Exo> zinger box with the 3 wicked wings
41:00 <e|f> lol yep
41:14 <Exo> shame on yeww
41:22 <e|f> it would compile ok either way, most of the time
41:23 <e|f> anyway
41:25 <e|f> >_>
41:30 <breaker> ShamE sHamE Shame
41:36 <breaker> ShaME sHAMe sHamE
41:38 <breaker> sHAME ShaME ShAME
41:40 <Exo> are u munching on some cheese with that wine
41:46 <e|f> nah
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo r u hinch?
42:00 <breaker> 5L61210oL 101315L4oL 7L122o10144L 64L12125O142109L 1512L89o12L 137L132O14L 1056L13OL 12515L7O131039L 111412L51510o135L 3L112152o5L 314L106O2L LO13L
42:00 <Exo> twisters got smaller
42:00 <breaker> 595L46o14L62243o97L159o15L8O2L154O3L13O4L2O126L8135o4L121315o614L313510O6712L2112O2148L64O6L12OL612o10L1477o13L32O4142L106oL3o13L5O4L7O8L
42:00 <breaker> 2126L21413O21410L 15L3o510L L554O5L 5L85O37L 54L12O212L 511L12O5L 510135L15O46L 10L6o99L 5L1413O1115L 997L1437O10146L 7613L4OL 651012L8O11103L
42:00 <breaker> 41110L75O65L5o6257L11O328L5101410o28L41234oL314o12L714o4612L145o141014L263o31012LO2L55o1215L3o109L4104o10L3O5147L15oL95O151114L639O3412Lo106L210o615L8O12L
42:14 <breaker> HuncH
42:17 <breaker> huncH
42:18 <breaker> hUNcH
42:43 <Exo> ain't no derryn hinch
42:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U seem liek him
43:00 <e|f> ((wine) > ((pepsi) || (coke)))
43:00 <e|f> i rarely drink soft drink
43:00 <breaker> 512B6109E 7A 995c14o10O6L 7L5a10g24G5Y F24L13Oo67d 1410i10149f 2 615F 132W6A11S 145s127e10T
43:00 <breaker> Be a cool laggy flood if -f was set
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Breaker is part of the PLT
43:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He prob get more girls then u
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pooland Leadership Team
44:00 <e|f> :o
44:01 <e|f> <_<
45:00 <Exo> make chris` the CEO
45:00 <e|f> see i've had too much wine already, i added a superfluous set of parenthesis brackets
45:00 <e|f> when trying to be clever
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He needs to apply he might get 6IC half ops
45:07 <Exo> probably does
45:13 <Exo> he earns the big bucks
45:27 <e|f> he does
45:32 <e|f> political dynamite
46:00 <Exo> shame on yeww
46:00 <e|f> it would compile ok either way, most of the time
46:00 <e|f> anyway
46:00 <e|f> >_>
46:00 <breaker> 6S1381410h1211a11m314E 24s127H6513a55mE 12210S12h15512a76m5e
46:00 <breaker> S4h13a4133M6E 1242s7132HA12M71214e 413s61014H512a11312m63E
46:00 <breaker> 54s89H13A5ME 32S15124h321412aM15E 145S1210h7136AM4E
46:00 <Exo> are u munching on some cheese with that wine
46:00 <e|f> nah
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo r u hinch?
46:16 <e|f> didn't he have a liver transplant or something?
46:18 <e|f> alco?
47:00 <breaker> 15H766u126n910cH
47:00 <breaker> h139712u4512n767c54H
47:00 <breaker> 4513h6U314N4c312H
47:00 <Exo> ain't no derryn hinch
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U seem liek him
47:10 <e|f> meh
47:13 <e|f> doesn't matter
47:14 <e|f> brb
47:14 <lx>  seeya e|f...
47:25 <breaker> bBl
47:33 <breaker> bbl
47:33 <lx>  The channel will be quiet without you breaker...
47:36 <breaker> brb
47:36 <lx>  ...so quiet now breaker...
47:41 <breaker> bbs
47:41 <lx>  See ya breaker...
47:46 <breaker> bye
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He prob get more girls then u
48:00 <e|f> <_<
50:00 <Exo> probably does
50:00 <Exo> he earns the big bucks
50:00 <e|f> he does
50:00 <e|f> political dynamite
50:42 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqoQDr4VDbM
50:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pokémon Let’s Go, Pikachu! and Let’s Go, Eevee! - 15 Things You Need To Know Before You Buy (Nov 9, 2018) Length: 9:29 - Category: Gaming - 573,374 views - 7,603 likes (91.1%), 742 dislikes (8.9%)
51:00 <e|f> didn't he have a liver transplant or something?
51:00 <e|f> alco?
51:52 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #sydney
51:53 Quit: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) Changing hosts
51:53 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #sydney
52:00 <e|f> meh
52:00 <e|f> doesn't matter
52:00 <e|f> brb
52:00 <lx> 1 seeya1 e|f...
52:00 <breaker> 121411b5B132l
52:00 <breaker> bbl
52:00 <lx> 1 The channel will be quiet without you1 breaker...
52:00 <breaker> brb
52:00 <lx> 1 ...so quiet now1 breaker...
52:00 <breaker> bbs
52:00 <lx> 1 See ya1 breaker...
52:00 <breaker> bye
52:11 * Exo slaps WhoMadeWho around with a wet noodle
52:23 <e|f> //say $($str($!r(a,z) $!+ $chr(32), 32), 2)
52:25 <e|f> phyfkkfgzhxaksptvsyzbocrqogwwsvw
52:28 <e|f> uzohsugviiezrtztsekbrdougquwqtlk
52:32 <e|f> hmm, cool
52:32 <lx> ...ah huh...
52:33 * WhoMadeWho slaps exo around a lot with a sweaty pair of oprah winfreys knickers
52:51 <Exo> welcome to the jungle
53:54 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
53:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle (Dec 25, 2009) Length: 4:39 - Category: Music - 299,297,648 views - 1,196,691 likes (96.6%), 41,887 dislikes (3.4%)
54:12 <e|f> we got fun and games
54:21 <e|f> every word, a true one
54:31 <e|f> fun for the misguided
54:33 <e|f> ;D
55:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqoQDr4VDbM
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pokémon Let’s Go, Pikachu! and Let’s Go, Eevee! - 15 Things You Need To Know Before You Buy (Nov 9, 2018) Length: 9:29 - Category: Gaming - 573,374 views - 7,603 likes (91.1%), 742 dislikes (8.9%)
55:02 <WhoMadeWho> what are you cunz doing up this time of night
55:05 <WhoMadeWho> ey
55:08 <e|f> it's like how phil collins was going on about in the air tonight or some other shit
55:21 <e|f> WhoMadeWho - drinking wine
55:35 <WhoMadeWho> what wine are you drinking
55:42 <e|f> merlot
57:00 <e|f> //say $($str($!r(a,z) $!+ $chr(32), 32), 2)
57:00 <e|f> phyfkkfgzhxaksptvsyzbocrqogwwsvw
57:00 <e|f> uzohsugviiezrtztsekbrdougquwqtlk
57:00 <e|f> hmm, cool
57:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
57:00 <Exo> welcome to the jungle
57:16 <WhoMadeWho> im also having a vino
57:30 <e|f> riesling?
57:41 <e|f> second guess is goon
58:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle (Dec 25, 2009) Length: 4:39 - Category: Music - 299,297,648 views - 1,196,691 likes (96.6%), 41,887 dislikes (3.4%)
58:16 <e|f> third guess is penfold's grange
58:24 <WhoMadeWho> 2014 wirra wirra stonehenge shiraz
58:24 <e|f> so a mix there
58:33 <e|f> oh yep i've tried that one
58:37 <e|f> a good drop
58:39 <e|f> for sure
58:57 <WhoMadeWho> tis pleasant
59:00 <e|f> we got fun and games
59:00 <e|f> every word, a true one
59:00 <e|f> fun for the misguided
59:00 <e|f> ;D
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> what are you cunz doing up this time of night
59:43 <e|f> >_>
59:55 <breaker> [email protected]
59:57 <breaker> [email protected]
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> ey
00:00 <e|f> it's like how phil collins was going on about in the air tonight or some other shit
00:00 <e|f> WhoMadeWho - drinking wine
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> what wine are you drinking
00:00 <e|f> merlot
00:14 <breaker> /say $+($r(a,z),$r(a,z),$r(A,Z),$r(a,z),$r(a,z),$r(A,Z),$r(a,z),$r(A,Z),$r(a,z),$r(10,99),$r(10,99)) $+ @nsw.gov.au
00:30 <e|f> :o
01:03 <e|f> good usage of $r()
01:31 <e|f> 1168919306
01:33 <e|f> //say $r(1, $not(0))
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> im also having a vino
02:00 <e|f> riesling?
02:00 <e|f> second guess is goon
02:05 <e|f> i think $r() takes only alphanumerics
02:26 <WhoMadeWho> whats all this posting in here of letters and numbers and symbols
02:36 <WhoMadeWho> whats it all about then
02:51 <e|f> people having fun with mIRC script
02:54 <WhoMadeWho> snotdickpussypoo
03:00 <e|f> third guess is penfold's grange
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> 2014 wirra wirra stonehenge shiraz
03:00 <e|f> so a mix there
03:00 <e|f> oh yep i've tried that one
03:00 <e|f> a good drop
03:00 <e|f> for sure
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> tis pleasant
03:17 <WhoMadeWho> .//say fuckinarsethendunpoo
04:00 <e|f> >_>
04:00 <breaker> [email protected]
04:00 <breaker> [email protected]
04:04 <e|f> //{ var %x = 100 | while (%x) { color background $r(1, 15) | dec %x } | color background 0 }
04:12 <e|f> not for people who suffer from epilepsy ^
05:00 <breaker> /say $+($r(a,z),$r(a,z),$r(A,Z),$r(a,z),$r(a,z),$r(A,Z),$r(a,z),$r(A,Z),$r(a,z),$r(10,99),$r(10,99)) $+ @nsw.gov.au
05:00 <e|f> :o
06:00 <e|f> good usage of $r()
06:00 <e|f> 1168919306
06:00 <e|f> //say $r(1, $not(0))
06:18 <breaker> Only changes 1 colour
06:28 <e|f> meh
06:43 <breaker> make it so it goes through all colours
06:58 <breaker> at once
07:00 <e|f> i think $r() takes only alphanumerics
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> whats all this posting in here of letters and numbers and symbols
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> whats it all about then
07:00 <e|f> people having fun with mIRC script
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> snotdickpussypoo
07:02 <e|f> it flashes different colours for me
07:18 <breaker> didn't for me.. just changed to white
07:24 <e|f> weird
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> .//say fuckinarsethendunpoo
08:09 <e|f> you could just change the loop body to increment
08:17 <e|f> %x <= 15
08:20 <e|f> inc %x
08:32 <e|f> then nest than within another loop to do it a few times over
08:36 <e|f> that*
09:00 <e|f> //{ var %x = 100 | while (%x) { color background $r(1, 15) | dec %x } | color background 0 }
09:00 <e|f> not for people who suffer from epilepsy ^
09:28 <e|f> /speak all your base are belong to us
10:19 <e|f> maybe it's a different version of mIRC problem
10:22 <e|f> bleh
11:00 <breaker> Only changes 1 colour
11:00 <e|f> meh
11:00 <breaker> make it so it goes through all colours
11:00 <breaker> at once
12:00 <e|f> it flashes different colours for me
12:00 <breaker> didn't for me.. just changed to white
12:00 <e|f> weird
13:00 <e|f> you could just change the loop body to increment
13:00 <e|f> %x <= 15
13:00 <e|f> inc %x
13:00 <e|f> then nest than within another loop to do it a few times over
13:00 <e|f> that*
13:14 <e|f> /speak fuck you cunt
13:16 <e|f> /speak fuck you, cunt
13:24 <e|f> the difference is remarkable
13:52 <e|f> mIRC: fucking cunts since 1995!
14:00 <e|f> /speak all your base are belong to us
14:03 <WhoMadeWho> lots of nerdy coding talk tonight
14:26 <e|f> ^_^
14:30 <WhoMadeWho> i dont understand none of it meself
15:00 <e|f> maybe it's a different version of mIRC problem
15:00 <e|f> bleh
16:26 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) from #sydney
17:04 <e|f> mm
17:32 <e|f> mIRC
17:56 <breaker> *:if (%§.oper.user) && ($istok($hget(x_sets,oper),$me,44) == $false) .timer 1 0 operpass | else unset %§.oper.* | You are now an IRC Operator
18:00 <e|f> /speak fuck you cunt
18:00 <e|f> /speak fuck you, cunt
18:00 <e|f> the difference is remarkable
18:00 <e|f> mIRC: fucking cunts since 1995!
18:14 <e|f> interesting code
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> lots of nerdy coding talk tonight
19:00 <e|f> ^_^
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> i dont understand none of it meself
19:23 * e|f scratches head
19:52 <e|f> what's the cmd to oper
19:58 <e|f> /oper <password>
20:08 <e|f> after you've logged on with registered nick ?
20:12 <President_Trump> !seen Jules
20:13 <StatsOP> Jules ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks to Kezzie on #sydney 17 days, 18 hours, 57 minutes ago.
20:20 <breaker> /oper nick pass
20:24 <e|f> ah yea
20:45 <e|f> cool ^_^
21:18 <breaker> They can see when someone tries to oper and fails
21:26 <e|f> yea
21:27 <breaker> also the pass they use
21:37 <e|f> might be a flood protection on it too
21:42 <e|f> to limit brute forcing
21:43 <breaker> yeah
22:00 <e|f> mm
22:00 <e|f> 2m4IR8C
22:00 <breaker> *:if (%§.oper.user) && ($istok($hget(x_sets,oper),$me,44) == $false) .timer 1 0 operpass | else unset %§.oper.* | You are now an IRC Operator
22:17 <breaker> UnrealIRCD laggs you to the shitter if you oper too much
22:28 <e|f> doesn't surprise me
22:49 <e|f> find a way to decrypt the encrypted host names
22:51 <e|f> ;D
23:00 <e|f> interesting code
23:15 Part: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:16 <e|f> "203.64.AF0.D12"
23:17 <breaker> ohh you want to crack the cloak keys?
23:22 <e|f> lol yea
23:32 <breaker> Dont we all :>
23:38 <e|f> heh
23:56 <e|f> i think the code for unreal is freely available
24:00 <e|f> what's the cmd to oper
24:00 <e|f> /oper <password>
24:14 <breaker> yeah
24:31 <breaker> I thought you meant on here
24:45 <e|f> nah
25:00 <e|f> after you've logged on with registered nick ?
25:00 <President_Trump> !seen Jules
25:00 <StatsOP> Jules ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks to Kezzie on #sydney 17 days, 18 hours, 57 minutes ago.
25:00 <breaker> /oper nick pass
25:00 <e|f> ah yea
25:00 <e|f> cool ^_^
25:33 <breaker> InspIRCd v 80.5
25:42 <e|f> here?
26:00 <breaker> They can see when someone tries to oper and fails
26:00 <e|f> yea
26:00 <breaker> also the pass they use
26:00 <e|f> might be a flood protection on it too
26:00 <e|f> to limit brute forcing
26:00 <breaker> yeah
26:05 <breaker> yeah
26:10 <e|f> interesting
26:29 <e|f> [01:31:15] VERSION Unknown command
26:32 <e|f> meh
27:00 <breaker> UnrealIRCD laggs you to the shitter if you oper too much
27:00 <e|f> doesn't surprise me
27:00 <e|f> find a way to decrypt the encrypted host names
27:00 <e|f> ;D
27:08 <breaker> hehe.. they've disabled the version
27:17 <e|f> >_>
27:52 <e|f> i was thinking the server software was coded by one of the admins here
27:56 <breaker> Last I remember it was v 8.2
27:56 <e|f> interesting
28:00 <e|f> "203.64.AF0.D12"
28:00 <breaker> ohh you want to crack the cloak keys?
28:00 <e|f> lol yea
28:00 <breaker> Dont we all :>
28:00 <e|f> heh
28:00 <e|f> i think the code for unreal is freely available
29:00 <breaker> yeah
29:00 <breaker> I thought you meant on here
29:00 <e|f> nah
29:17 <breaker> When AustNet first started they used UnrealIRCD and made it custom as Austhex IRCD .. which was so buggy and wasn't very secure
29:37 <e|f> k
30:00 <breaker> InspIRCd v 80.5
30:00 <e|f> here?
30:02 <breaker> 50 years later.. an upgrade too place and InspIRCd was born
30:09 <breaker> took*
30:23 <e|f> k
31:00 <breaker> yeah
31:00 <e|f> interesting
31:00 <e|f> [01:31:15] VERSION Unknown command
31:00 <e|f> meh
31:21 <breaker> Still shitty.. but more secure than ever
31:36 <e|f> well, now i know what it is, i can read up on it
32:00 <breaker> hehe.. they've disabled the version
32:00 <e|f> >_>
32:00 <e|f> i was thinking the server software was coded by one of the admins here
32:00 <breaker> Last I remember it was v 8.2
32:00 <e|f> interesting
32:37 <breaker> A lot of changes have been made.. so it wont be anything like what's on the net
32:42 <e|f> yea
32:47 <e|f> disabled a lot of stuff
32:52 <breaker> yeah
33:03 <breaker> Get the idea of it though
33:13 <e|f> yep
33:16 <e|f> :)
33:30 <e|f> very cool
34:00 <breaker> When AustNet first started they used UnrealIRCD and made it custom as Austhex IRCD .. which was so buggy and wasn't very secure
34:00 <e|f> k
35:00 <breaker> 50 years later.. an upgrade too place and InspIRCd was born
35:00 <breaker> took*
35:00 <e|f> k
35:19 <breaker> I want to see how IPV6 goes on here.. the opers say it's in the works... could be waiting another 50 years
35:35 <e|f> heh
35:58 <e|f> probably a case of someone has to put down their gaming controller to tend to it
36:00 <breaker> Still shitty.. but more secure than ever
36:00 <e|f> well, now i know what it is, i can read up on it
36:30 <e|f> world of warcraft has no end
36:34 <e|f> when will people learn
37:00 <breaker> A lot of changes have been made.. so it wont be anything like what's on the net
37:00 <e|f> yea
37:00 <e|f> disabled a lot of stuff
37:00 <breaker> yeah
38:00 <breaker> Get the idea of it though
38:00 <e|f> yep
38:00 <e|f> :)
38:00 <e|f> very cool
39:17 <breaker> Always bugs me that they disabled the /whowas
39:28 <breaker> Just don't understand why they did that.
40:00 <breaker> I want to see how IPV6 goes on here.. the opers say it's in the works... could be waiting another 50 years
40:00 <e|f> heh
40:00 <e|f> probably a case of someone has to put down their gaming controller to tend to it
40:34 <e|f> :o
41:00 <e|f> world of warcraft has no end
41:00 <e|f> when will people learn
41:35 <e|f> http://hawkee.com/snippet/8534/
44:00 <breaker> Always bugs me that they disabled the /whowas
44:00 <breaker> Just don't understand why they did that.
45:00 <e|f> :o
46:00 <e|f> http://hawkee.com/snippet/8534/
49:15 <breaker> Who's this jaytea guy? that's twice that ive seen you post his work
49:23 <breaker> Is jaytea you?
49:31 <e|f> not me
49:41 <e|f> he's a great coder
49:58 <breaker> He knows his shit that's for sure
50:03 <e|f> yup
50:07 <e|f> clever guy
50:17 <e|f> probably works for NASA by now
50:18 <e|f> ;D
51:16 <e|f> a lot of this stuff is just playing with raw text, knowing regex, inherent stuff to mIRC scripting language
51:21 <e|f> being good at maths
51:57 <e|f> some of these people have original ideas, sometimes
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52:09 <e|f> but a lot of it is inspiration taken from code from other languages
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54:00 <breaker> Who's this jaytea guy? that's twice that ive seen you post his work
54:00 <breaker> Is jaytea you?
54:00 <e|f> not me
54:00 <e|f> he's a great coder
54:00 <breaker> He knows his shit that's for sure
55:00 <e|f> yup
55:00 <e|f> clever guy
55:00 <e|f> probably works for NASA by now 
55:00 <e|f> ;D
56:00 <e|f> a lot of this stuff is just playing with raw text, knowing regex, inherent stuff to mIRC scripting language
56:00 <e|f> being good at maths
56:00 <e|f> some of these people have original ideas, sometimes
57:00 <e|f> but a lot of it is inspiration taken from code from other languages
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06:46 <e|f> like
06:55 <e|f> you want to write an identifier to match an emoticon
07:07 <e|f> first, you have to figure out exactly what an emoticon is
07:19 <e|f> once you've got that, craft a regexp to match that
07:45 <e|f> then, know the language you're working with to code that
07:59 <e|f> piece it all together
08:04 <e|f> play around with it, debug it
08:06 <e|f> perfect it
08:08 <e|f> that's it
08:11 <e|f> piece of cake
09:56 <e|f> and what you just did, there are probably 20+ ways to do that
10:00 <e|f> ways to optimise it etc
10:04 <e|f> brb
10:04 <lx>  Not too long now e|f...
11:00 <e|f> like
11:00 <e|f> you want to write an identifier to match an emoticon
12:00 <e|f> first, you have to figure out exactly what an emoticon is
12:00 <e|f> once you've got that, craft a regexp to match that
12:00 <e|f> then, know the language you're working with to code that
12:00 <e|f> piece it all together
13:00 <e|f> play around with it, debug it
13:00 <e|f> perfect it
13:00 <e|f> that's it
13:00 <e|f> piece of cake
14:00 <e|f> and what you just did, there are probably 20+ ways to do that
15:00 <e|f> ways to optimise it etc
15:00 <e|f> brb
15:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 e|f...
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05:45 <e|f> one last cigarette before i head to bed
05:47 <e|f> >_>
09:05 <L00PEYD0G> sounds like a plan
10:00 <e|f> one last cigarette before i head to bed
10:00 <e|f> >_>
12:09 <e|f> yep
12:37 <e|f> k, i'm out
12:58 <e|f> Goodnight, AustNetters. may your dreams be sweet~~ ^_^
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14:00 <L00PEYD0G> sounds like a plan
17:00 <e|f> yep
17:00 <e|f> k, i'm out
17:00 <e|f> Goodnight, AustNetters. may your dreams be sweet~~ ^_^
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13:00 <b1rd> :) 
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20:20 * zaim slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
45:01 <b1rd> Quick piss
50:00 <b1rd> Quick piss
50:02 <b1rd> Sup zaim kiddie
55:00 <b1rd> Sup zaim kiddie
04:41 <b1rd> Zaim
09:00 <b1rd> Zaim
11:00 <flammable> P00peyd0g
22:00 <b1rd> Fuck off flammable 
23:00 <b1rd> What kinda gay nick is flammable anyway
24:00 <b1rd> Shit cunt 
34:00 <flammable> Ok "t1rd"
51:00 <b1rd> On irc at this time Saturday morning flammable? 
51:00 <b1rd> Must of had a great friday night. 
56:00 <flammable> You are here too so... Okay
56:00 <flammable> Obviously too dense to see the irony there
56:00 <Sutekh> lol
56:00 <Sutekh> be nice b1rdie
00:00 <b1rd> Morning sutekh 
02:00 <b1rd> You care about being perceived as being a loser whereas what others think doesn't effect me. 
02:00 <Sutekh> hows the morning where u are?
03:00 <b1rd> lol did you go out to the supermarket last night did you flammable? 
03:00 <b1rd> My morning is terrific. Suns up. 
04:00 <b1rd> Gunna go into town and get some breakfast but not just yet. 
05:00 <Sutekh> nice, i cant afford breakfast
05:00 <b1rd> Aww y not
06:00 <Sutekh> im very poor
06:00 <b1rd> Awwwww
06:00 <b1rd> I'll shout you a feed
06:00 <Sutekh> eat tinned cat food
06:00 <L00PEYD0G> thanks
06:00 <b1rd> LOL
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07:00 <b1rd> meow
07:00 <Exo> good morning derp derps
07:00 <Exo> dawggggggggg cunceee
07:00 <b1rd> Heyya exo
07:00 <Sutekh> hey Exo
08:00 <Exo> sup dudes
08:00 <Exo> what's on the agenda
08:00 <b1rd> Gonna make bacon eggs on bbq
09:00 <Exo> sweet
09:00 <Exo> gonna whip up some french toast
09:00 <b1rd> Yum
09:00 <b1rd> Needa pak bbq stuff into bag
09:00 <Sutekh> i might be able to find some food in the neighbors garbage bins
10:00 <b1rd> U sound like flammable sutekh shes very poor and skinny coz her and her dad have huge meth habits 
11:00 <b1rd> lolllll
11:00 <Exo> flammable is a top chick
11:00 <Exo> nice young lady
11:00 <Sutekh> i didnt lose money from drugs, i was robbed by spirits
12:00 <b1rd> Lol what sutekh? 
12:00 <L00PEYD0G> i going to eat 2 big macs
12:00 <b1rd> Good story to tell the church i guess meh
12:00 <b1rd> Yum
12:00 <Exo> cam home late from the mosque last night
12:00 <b1rd> Might get maccas too
12:00 <Sutekh> nah man the exist, esp in Asia
13:00 <b1rd> Oh yea
13:00 <b1rd> The spirits are drugs
13:00 <Exo> 2 big macs are like an appetizer
13:00 <b1rd> Yup
13:00 <Exo> can easily eat 10 of them bad boys
13:00 <Exo> and 20 filet o fish
13:00 <b1rd> Same
14:00 <b1rd> Might get some on way to my bbq
14:00 <Sutekh> they are called Toyol or Tuyul spirits
14:00 <Exo> prefer hungry jacks, they go bigger burgerz
14:00 <Exo> are u meeting chris` at the park for a bbq?
14:00 <b1rd> Im gonna tell homeless ppl to go home today lol
14:00 <b1rd> Na fk him
14:00 <b1rd> Its my food
15:00 <Exo> i'm sure he can bring some canned food to the bbq
15:00 <b1rd> Im not running a charity
15:00 <b1rd> LOL
15:00 <Sutekh> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyol
15:00 <Exo> toyol are little scary goblins
16:00 <b1rd> Oh yea
16:00 <b1rd> Hocus pocus
16:00 <b1rd> Just poison their drinking water and food
16:00 <b1rd> White man magic :p
16:00 <L00PEYD0G> i'll brb going maccas
16:00 <b1rd> Ok bro
17:00 <Sutekh> ;/
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20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
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25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
29:00 <b1rd> We have no soul. 
29:00 <b1rd> It's an artificial construct made up by pedo's. 
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49:00 <L00PEYD0G> http://tinypic.com/r/333h35i/9
50:00 <L00PEYD0G> lol
50:00 <Exo> breakfast of champions
52:00 <L00PEYD0G> one down
52:00 <b1rd> Haha 
53:00 <b1rd> Makin me hungry ok im gettin outta bed
55:00 <b1rd> Ok goin get stuff for bacon eggs
55:00 <b1rd> Bbs
55:00 <lx> 1 The channel will be quiet without you1 b1rd...
56:00 <Exo> pick up some sausages
58:00 <Kezzie> morning all
58:37 * Exo slaps zaim around a bit with a large trout
58:40 * Exo slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
59:00 <L00PEYD0G> hi
59:00 <L00PEYD0G> wow im so full
59:00 <b1rd> Yum 
59:00 <Kezzie> hi loopy
59:00 <L00PEYD0G> excuse me well i go throw up
59:00 <b1rd> Morning kezzie :) 
00:00 <Kezzie> morning b1rd hugs
00:00 <b1rd> Big hugs
00:00 <b1rd> Loopy pic of maccas made me hungry
00:00 <b1rd> I just go shop
00:00 <b1rd> Bbs 
00:00 <lx> 1 ...so quiet now1 b1rd...
01:07 <Exo> need some maccas to kick start the day
05:00 <L00PEYD0G> have fun
06:00 <L00PEYD0G> hope u find the right garbage can to pick thru
06:00 <Exo> need some maccas to kick start the day
07:00 <b1rd> At woolies brb
08:00 <b1rd> Buy premium ingredients brb
08:00 <L00PEYD0G> hope u beat the garbologist before pickup time
13:00 <L00PEYD0G> T-City
16:00 <flammable> [08:11] (@Exo) flammable is a top chick
16:00 <flammable> Aww thanks Exo :)
19:00 <Kezzie> hi flammable
19:00 <Kezzie> hi T-City
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20:00 <Kezzie> bbl
20:00 <lx> 1 Oh so quick1 Kezzie...
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22:01 <b1rd> Go grab some bro
23:03 <b1rd> I don't eat that shit. It's actually one of the most unhealthy junkfoods available in australia.
26:22 <b1rd> I've had my fair share of cholesterol this week. Today I've had a couple low fat yogurts will have some blood oranges soon.
27:00 <b1rd> Go grab some bro
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28:00 <b1rd> I don't eat that shit. It's actually one of the most unhealthy junkfoods available in australia. 
28:56 * zaim slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
29:50 <zaim> my perineum is itchy
31:00 <b1rd> I've had my fair share of cholesterol this week. Today I've had a couple low fat yogurts will have some blood oranges soon. 
31:06 <Exo> word
31:12 <Exo> zaim my child
31:22 <zaim> sup bro
31:23 <Exo> nice to see you this morning and that pretty smile
31:30 <zaim> alwahys is bro likewise
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33:00 <Exo> whats on the agenda for the day
33:15 <zaim> just got back from another 32km ride
33:18 <zaim> willi and back
33:42 <zaim> head to hp later for a quick purchase.. then st kilda meet a bird, then a bday at pontoon
33:46 <zaim> you?
34:00 <zaim> my perineum is itchy
34:02 <Exo> fahhhh 32km ride
34:05 <Exo> that's good mate
34:13 <zaim> thanks man
34:22 <Exo> going on a date at st kilda?
34:30 <Exo> or some bird that has you in the friendzone ur trying to get out of?
35:21 <zaim> yeah pretty much.. ive know her for ages, just never met
35:23 <zaim> so yeah
35:29 <zaim> nah we gonna fuk def
35:39 <Exo> not a sheila from irc is it loool
35:46 <zaim> myhspace or fb or insta
35:49 <zaim> we forgot how we met
35:51 <zaim> it was years
36:00 <Exo> word 
36:00 <Exo> zaim my child
36:00 <zaim> sup bro
36:00 <Exo> nice to see you this morning and that pretty smile
36:00 <zaim> alwahys is bro likewise
36:43 <b1rd> Hello zaim
36:49 <Exo> kool
36:54 <Exo> she must be hot as
37:00 <Exo> whats on the agenda for the day
37:02 <Exo> since i know ur standards are very high
37:10 * zaim slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
37:15 <zaim> hah
37:24 <zaim> ye shes almost a 10. for her age.
37:32 <Exo> how old?
37:40 <Exo> she going to pontoon with u after?
38:00 <T-City> Hello all
38:00 <zaim> just got back from another 32km ride
38:00 <zaim> willi and back
38:00 <zaim> head to hp later for a quick purchase.. then st kilda meet a bird, then a bday at pontoon
38:00 <zaim> you?
39:00 <Exo> fahhhh 32km ride
39:00 <Exo> that's good mate 
39:00 <zaim> thanks man
39:00 <Exo> going on a date at st kilda?
39:00 <Exo> or some bird that has you in the friendzone ur trying to get out of?
39:06 <b1rd> more lies from zaim
39:41 <b1rd> complete fantasy. Nobody will touch you zaim you're a heffer
40:00 <zaim> yeah pretty much.. ive know her for ages, just never met
40:00 <zaim> so yeah
40:00 <zaim> nah we gonna fuk def
40:00 <Exo> not a sheila from irc is it loool
40:00 <zaim> myhspace or fb or insta
40:00 <zaim> we forgot how we met
40:00 <zaim> it was years
40:57 <Exo> zaim is one sexy beast
41:00 <b1rd> Hello zaim
41:00 <Exo> kool 
41:00 <Exo> she must be hot as
41:09 <Exo> no doubt the sexist bloke on austnet
41:17 <b1rd> No he's not I've seen him
41:46 <b1rd> It's surprising he's still alive
42:00 <Exo> since i know ur standards are very high
42:00 <zaim> hah
42:00 <zaim> ye shes almost a 10. for her age.
42:00 <Exo> how old?
42:00 <Exo> she going to pontoon with u after?
42:15 <Exo> did u eat much at the night noodle market
42:21 <b1rd> Yupp
42:23 <Exo> expensive shiet aye
42:35 <b1rd> Yea worth it for the birds
42:37 <Exo> got busier as the night progressed
42:46 <b1rd> Yea
42:53 <b1rd> Copped heaps of feels
43:09 <b1rd> Brushing up on bitches real bad
44:00 <b1rd> more lies from zaim
44:00 <b1rd> complete fantasy. Nobody will touch you zaim you're a heffer
44:11 <Exo> looooool did u see chris` there
44:13 <Exo> he was there
44:23 <b1rd> lol really
44:35 <b1rd> Didnt na
44:38 <Exo> yeh dancing by himself and enjoying the festivities
44:45 <b1rd> Haha
44:52 <b1rd> Mad cunt
45:00 <Exo> zaim is one sexy beast
45:08 <Exo> bought a bunch of them curley potatos on the skewers
45:31 <b1rd> Yea they looked funny as
45:50 <b1rd> I had some ramen noodle after
46:00 <Exo> no doubt the sexist bloke on austnet
46:00 <b1rd> No he's not I've seen him
46:00 <b1rd> It's surprising he's still alive
46:27 <b1rd> Got ice creams went bak sat on grass
47:00 <b1rd> Was a good night
47:00 <Exo> did they take cash
47:00 <Exo> did u eat much at the night noodle market 
47:00 <b1rd> Yupp
47:00 <Exo> expensive shiet aye
47:00 <b1rd> Yea worth it for the birds
47:00 <Exo> got busier as the night progressed
47:00 <b1rd> Yea 
47:00 <b1rd> Copped heaps of feels
47:05 <b1rd> Na
47:18 <b1rd> Found enough in me cards but
47:31 <b1rd> I didnt bother askin
47:45 <Exo> sweet
47:52 <b1rd> Itd be food safety related
47:58 <b1rd> Cash is dirty
48:00 <e|f> ^_^
48:00 <b1rd> Brushing up on bitches real bad
48:13 <b1rd> But i dunno stupid still
49:00 <Exo> looooool did u see chris` there 
49:00 <Exo> he was there 
49:00 <b1rd> lol really
49:00 <b1rd> Didnt na
49:00 <Exo> yeh dancing by himself and enjoying the festivities
49:00 <b1rd> Haha
49:00 <b1rd> Mad cunt
49:02 <Exo> yeh mate
49:03 <Exo> silly
49:04 <b1rd> Isnt cash still legal tender
49:19 <Exo> yeh
49:19 <b1rd> Cant really be legally refused
49:28 <b1rd> Nevermind
49:36 <Exo> and those are all people there looking to make $$ so they wouldnt decline
50:00 <b1rd> Yeah you'd think so
50:00 <Exo> bought a bunch of them curley potatos on the skewers
50:00 <b1rd> Yea they looked funny as
50:00 <b1rd> I had some ramen noodle after
50:40 <b1rd> Food was ok not brilliant. Pretty authentic street food tho
51:00 <b1rd> Got ice creams went bak sat on grass
51:20 <Exo> yah
52:00 <b1rd> Was a good night
52:00 <Exo> did they take cash
52:00 <b1rd> Na
52:00 <b1rd> Found enough in me cards but
52:00 <b1rd> I didnt bother askin
52:00 <Exo> sweet
52:00 <b1rd> Itd be food safety related
52:00 <b1rd> Cash is dirty
52:08 <b1rd> Crack at the airport wow
52:22 <b1rd> Everyone hereon its
52:40 <b1rd> Probly get high by breathing it in
53:00 <b1rd> But i dunno stupid still
53:28 <b1rd> Border force be like... Missing in action?
53:37 <b1rd> Or bought off again
54:00 <Exo> yeh mate
54:00 <Exo> silly
54:00 <b1rd> Isnt cash still legal tender
54:00 <Exo> yeh
54:00 <b1rd> Cant really be legally refused
54:00 <b1rd> Nevermind
54:00 <Exo> and those are all people there looking to make $$ so they wouldnt decline 
55:00 <b1rd> Yeah you'd think so
55:00 <b1rd> Food was ok not brilliant. Pretty authentic street food tho
56:00 <Exo> yah
57:00 <b1rd> Crack at the airport wow
57:00 <b1rd> Everyone hereon its
57:00 <b1rd> Probly get high by breathing it in
58:00 <b1rd> Border force be like... Missing in action? 
58:00 <b1rd> Or bought off again
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03:00 <Exo> morning kezzie e|f
04:00 <b1rd> Yum eatin
04:00 <e|f> morning :)
04:00 <Exo> eating the bacon & eggs b1rdy?
04:00 <Exo> 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦
06:59 <b1rd> Morning hellfury
07:55 <HellFury> morning b1rd
08:05 <b1rd> How are ya
10:24 <HellFury> good you
10:34 <b1rd> Yea i good
10:58 <b1rd> Relaxing sunday with a bit of stirring up crackheads
11:00 <b1rd> Morning hellfury 
11:20 <HellFury> ah
11:27 <HellFury> i just woke up so still half asleep
11:30 <b1rd> Its funny. When u stir em up. They go backwards then forwards.
11:35 <b1rd> Ah cool
12:00 <HellFury> morning b1rd
12:19 <b1rd> Like they body goin faster than their brain lol
12:28 <HellFury> need to do the mowing and cbf
12:38 <b1rd> Let it grow out
12:44 <HellFury> i have
12:48 <b1rd> Lol
12:50 <HellFury> its ankle hgh
12:53 <HellFury> so needs doing
12:53 <b1rd> Rofl
13:00 <b1rd> How are ya
13:10 <HellFury> that and i possibly have real estate coming tomorrow
13:10 <b1rd> I had mine upto waist height once
13:14 <HellFury> so i really need to do it
13:20 <HellFury> or i will get a earful
13:24 <b1rd> Lol
13:31 <b1rd> Kool
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13:50 <b1rd> Taco homie :)
13:52 <HellFury> if i had my own house i would let it go
13:56 <HellFury> but i don't i rent
14:08 <b1rd> Concrete it like wogs do
14:15 <HellFury> not my property
14:17 <b1rd> Yep
14:53 <b1rd> Only criminals and ceos can afford a place to live nowadays :p
15:00 <HellFury> good you
15:00 <b1rd> Yea i good
15:00 <b1rd> Relaxing sunday with a bit of stirring up crackheads
15:06 <HellFury> my parents aren't crims
15:16 <HellFury> they own a proprety up north bris
15:16 <b1rd> U rent off em?
15:19 <HellFury> no
15:23 <HellFury> coz his jobs down here
15:31 <b1rd> Theyre the exception then
15:33 <HellFury> and dad is a HR manager
15:47 <HellFury> they only have the house they built when i was 14
16:00 <Exo> what's the plans for the day gentlemen
16:00 <e|f> go out for dinner later
16:00 <e|f> otherwise, have a quiet one
16:00 <HellFury> ah
16:00 <HellFury> i just woke up so still half asleep
16:00 <b1rd> Its funny. When u stir em up. They go backwards then forwards. 
16:00 <b1rd> Ah cool
16:11 <b1rd> Yea thats pretty humble
16:18 <HellFury> not everyone who owns property is a crim or ceo...
16:29 <b1rd> Did u see the :p
16:34 <b1rd> Perhaps not
17:00 <b1rd> It means tongue in cheek
17:00 <Exo> plenty of action here on irc aye
17:00 <e|f> for sure
17:00 <e|f> ^_^
17:00 <b1rd> Like they body goin faster than their brain lol
17:00 <HellFury> need to do the mowing and cbf
17:00 <b1rd> Let it grow out
17:00 <HellFury> i have
17:00 <b1rd> Lol
17:00 <HellFury> its ankle hgh
17:00 <HellFury> so needs doing
17:00 <b1rd> Rofl
17:26 <b1rd> Ie. Im not being serious.
18:00 <Exo> you can tutor chris` on coding
18:00 <e|f> lol
18:00 <HellFury> that and i possibly have real estate coming tomorrow
18:00 <b1rd> I had mine upto waist height once
18:00 <HellFury> so i really need to do it
18:00 <HellFury> or i will get a earful
18:00 <b1rd> Lol
18:00 <b1rd> Kool
18:00 <b1rd> Taco homie :) 
18:00 <HellFury> if i had my own house i would let it go
18:00 <HellFury> but i don't i rent
18:39 <b1rd> Property prices correcting now anyway
19:00 <b1rd> Concrete it like wogs do
19:00 <HellFury> not my property
19:00 <b1rd> Yep
19:00 <b1rd> Only criminals and ceos can afford a place to live nowadays :p
19:07 <b1rd> So thats good for everyone
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20:00 <e|f> nothing on facebook
20:00 <e|f> same old shit
20:00 <HellFury> my parents aren't crims
20:00 <HellFury> they own a proprety up north bris
20:00 <b1rd> U rent off em? 
20:00 <HellFury> no
20:00 <HellFury> coz his jobs down here
20:00 <b1rd> Theyre the exception then
20:00 <HellFury> and dad is a HR manager
20:00 <HellFury> they only have the house they built when i was 14
20:39 <b1rd> More crack
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20:52 <b1rd> Everyone here on it
21:00 <b1rd> Yea thats pretty humble 
21:00 <HellFury> not everyone who owns property is a crim or ceo...
21:00 <b1rd> Did u see the :p
21:00 <b1rd> Perhaps not
21:06 <b1rd> Border force needs a kick up the ass
22:00 <b1rd> It means tongue in cheek
22:00 <b1rd> Ie. Im not being serious.
22:10 <b1rd> The money from the crack sales near the airport will flow to extremists and fund terrorism right here
22:56 <b1rd> You'll see. Might have a big attack this christmas.
23:00 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/YItAfbw
23:00 <b1rd> Property prices correcting now anyway
24:00 <b1rd> So thats good for everyone
24:10 <b1rd> Wogs middle easterners and cartel all very active
24:20 * Exo slaps HellFury around a bit with a large trout
24:45 <Exo> border force might be getting a slice of the pie
25:00 <b1rd> Well yes
25:00 <e|f> what's that?
25:00 <b1rd> Six bacon egg rolls my breakfast
25:00 <e|f> lol nice
25:00 <b1rd> Yup
25:00 <b1rd> More crack
25:00 <b1rd> Everyone here on it
25:16 <b1rd> They got in trouble for it two years ago
25:41 <b1rd> These guys are operating with complete confidence
26:00 <b1rd> Two more to eat
26:00 <b1rd> U want a bite flammable? 
26:00 <e|f> no flammable here
26:00 <b1rd> Yayyy
26:00 <L00PEYD0G> hah
26:00 <b1rd> Border force needs a kick up the ass
26:13 <b1rd> Ill go over to broady later
26:31 <b1rd> Sniff out how much crack there
26:48 <b1rd> Maybe Craigieburn too have a look
27:00 <e|f> you drink tea / coffee, b1rd?
27:00 <b1rd> Nup
27:00 <b1rd> No caffeine 
27:00 <e|f> :o
27:00 <b1rd> The money from the crack sales near the airport will flow to extremists and fund terrorism right here
27:00 <b1rd> You'll see. Might have a big attack this christmas. 
28:00 <Exo> drinks the v8 tomato juice
28:00 <Kezzie> morning e`xo xxxx
28:00 <b1rd> I gonna eat these as i walk. Joggers gonna b hungry 
28:00 <Exo> ah oh sumones been naughty
28:00 <b1rd> Yum
28:00 <Exo> 4M15o1R3N13i3N3g 5k7e14z10n14i13T1z :-)))))))))
28:00 <Exo> like to make mi own drinks in the nutribullet
28:15 <b1rd> Some riff raff up there damn
28:30 <b1rd> Stir em up i will
29:00 <e|f> >_>
29:00 <b1rd> I dont coz makes ya fat
29:00 <b1rd> Wogs middle easterners and cartel all very active
29:00 <Exo> border force might be getting a slice of the pie
30:00 <e|f> w
30:00 <e|f> lol
30:00 <e|f> water is high in calories, it is true
30:00 <b1rd> Maybe a quick sip
30:00 <e|f> ;D
30:00 <b1rd> Yup
30:00 <Exo> b1rd drinks the sparkling water
30:00 <b1rd> Yea 
30:00 <e|f> tell that to someone who's suffering from anoxeria
30:00 <e|f> "water makes you fat"
30:00 <b1rd> Lol
30:00 <b1rd> Ok
30:00 <b1rd> Well yes
30:00 <b1rd> They got in trouble for it two years ago
30:00 <b1rd> These guys are operating with complete confidence 
30:47 <b1rd> Lol more goons
31:00 <e|f> anorexia*
31:00 <b1rd> Wat causes that. Meth? 
31:00 <Exo> mind blown
31:00 <Kezzie> bbl
31:00 <lx> 1 No probs1 Kezzie...
31:00 <b1rd> Ok kezzie 
31:00 <b1rd> Ill go over to broady later
31:00 <b1rd> Sniff out how much crack there
31:00 <b1rd> Maybe Craigieburn too have a look
31:19 <b1rd> Arabic speakin short asses
31:37 <b1rd> Not close enough to sniff for drugs
32:00 <Kezzie> yuck hate cups tea
32:00 <Kezzie> coffee pls
32:00 <e|f> that italian sparkling water is nice
32:00 <e|f> pellaegrino or whatever
32:00 <b1rd> Yea
32:00 <b1rd> Doesnt fill u up too much
33:00 <e|f> i had some the other day with my prawns / fruit
33:00 <b1rd> Yum
33:00 <e|f> sort of got a pleasant metallic taste to it
33:00 <b1rd> Get mad farts from it? 
33:00 <b1rd> Lol yum
33:00 <e|f> lol no
33:00 <e|f> ;D
33:00 <b1rd> Damn
33:00 <e|f> :(
33:00 <b1rd> Ok one more roll
33:00 <b1rd> Some riff raff up there damn
33:00 <b1rd> Stir em up i will
34:00 <Exo> bacon & egg mcmuffins
34:00 <b1rd> Yup
34:00 <e|f> bird's breakfast would be better
34:00 <e|f> he'd use quality ingredients
35:00 <b1rd> Yea
35:00 <b1rd> Organic eggs
35:00 <e|f> ^^
35:00 <b1rd> And better bacon
35:00 <b1rd> Touch olive oil
35:00 <e|f> all of the above
35:00 <b1rd> Wholemeal rolls
35:00 <Exo> free ranged eggs
35:00 <b1rd> Yea orgasmic free range
35:00 <b1rd> Lol more goons
36:00 <e|f> orgasm eggs
36:00 <e|f> never tried those
36:00 <b1rd> Yup
36:00 <Exo> put some avocado hollandaise on them eggs
36:00 <e|f> they got i bet
36:00 <e|f> ;D
36:00 <b1rd> Quite nice
36:00 <b1rd> Ok soks jox tshirt
36:00 <b1rd> Pants clean
36:00 <b1rd> Arabic speakin short asses
36:00 <b1rd> Not close enough to sniff for drugs
37:00 <b1rd> Two groups wait use bbq
37:00 <b1rd> I pushed in
37:16 <Exo> lool
37:19 <Exo> broady for sure
37:32 <Exo> check out footscray mill park while ur at it
38:00 <b1rd> Then walked off laughin coz didn't clean it
38:00 <b1rd> That sorta shit makes me happy
39:00 <b1rd> Yum
39:00 <Exo> loool
39:00 <b1rd> Shes fukin sex
39:00 <Exo> put some foil on them bbqs
39:00 <b1rd> Short shorts
39:00 <b1rd> Lol na fuk that
39:00 <b1rd> Aluminium bad
40:00 <Exo> this aint even short shorts weather
40:00 <b1rd> Yea shes a treat
40:00 <Exo> likes to show off them legs
40:00 <b1rd> Sports type slut
40:00 <b1rd> Hell yea nice legs
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41:00 <b1rd> Ok better get organised 
42:00 <Exo> lool
42:00 <Exo> broady for sure
42:00 <Exo> check out footscray mill park while ur at it
43:40 <b1rd> Ok
44:00 <b1rd> Yea that southern wind
44:00 <b1rd> Makes today cold
44:00 <b1rd> K walking 
44:09 <b1rd> Not footscray today but
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45:31 <b1rd> Yea all up theres fkd millpark and every suburb around it
46:23 <Exo> mill park is where chris` dwells
48:00 <b1rd> Ok
49:00 <b1rd> Not footscray today but
49:58 <b1rd> Noble park don't u mean
50:00 <e|f> what to code...
50:00 <e|f> i feel like coding something
50:00 <e|f> yet no ideas or inspiration
50:00 <e|f> >_>
50:00 <b1rd> Yea all up theres fkd millpark and every suburb around it
50:18 <b1rd> What he does out there buys drugs?
51:00 <Exo> mill park is where chris` dwells
52:17 <b1rd> Every suburb looks much the same these days
52:38 <b1rd> Same food chains same poxy chinese townhouses
53:05 <b1rd> Good to cause drama though
54:00 <b1rd> Noble park don't u mean
55:00 <b1rd> What he does out there buys drugs? 
56:00 <e|f> might just play some counter strike for a while
56:00 <e|f> bbiab :)
57:00 <b1rd> K
57:00 <b1rd> Warm now
57:00 <b1rd> Umm
57:00 <b1rd> Ill try think something
57:00 <b1rd> Every suburb looks much the same these days
57:00 <b1rd> Same food chains same poxy chinese townhouses
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58:00 <b1rd> Good to cause drama though
00:31 <Exo> rumble in the bronx
01:00 <b1rd> Wow
01:00 <b1rd> Heaps good festival
01:00 <b1rd> On johnstone st
01:34 <b1rd> Love a good brawl
02:00 <b1rd> Till 10pm tonight 
02:00 <b1rd> Goin that for surw
02:40 <b1rd> This fat italian crackhead before chain with cross
02:47 <b1rd> Nods to me.
03:06 <b1rd> I diliberately looked at him but didn't acknowledge him
03:29 <b1rd> fat dog lop
03:34 <Exo> lool
03:58 <b1rd> didn't know jesus was a crackhead bro
04:00 <b1rd> Or is it inicholson
04:00 <b1rd> Yo
04:00 <b1rd> Ye
04:00 <b1rd> Na corner nicholson n johnstone it is
04:44 <Exo> no place for crackheads in heaven
04:52 <b1rd> Yup
05:00 <Exo> rumble in the bronx
05:04 <b1rd> Not that i believe junk like that
06:00 <b1rd> Love a good brawl
06:56 <Exo> word
06:59 <Exo> piSsSsSSSSSSS
07:00 <b1rd> This fat italian crackhead before chain with cross
07:00 <b1rd> Nods to me. 
07:29 <b1rd> Wheres piss
08:00 <b1rd> I diliberately looked at him but didn't acknowledge him
08:00 <b1rd> fat dog lop
08:00 <Exo> lool
08:00 <b1rd> didn't know jesus was a crackhead bro
09:00 <Exo> need to clean all the shitty dust in my laptop
09:00 <b1rd> D
09:00 <b1rd> Just selll it
09:00 <b1rd> Quickrr
09:00 <Exo> once i upgrade ill sell it
09:00 <Exo> no place for crackheads in heaven
09:00 <b1rd> Yup
09:34 <b1rd> Buy a couple tshirts then drop another shit
09:48 <b1rd> Probably get lunch after that
10:00 <Exo> noodle market on tonight
10:00 <e|f> >_>
10:00 <b1rd> Not that i believe junk like that
11:00 <Exo> word
12:00 <Exo> need to find my t5 screwdriver 
12:00 <e|f> windows 10 is pretty good
12:00 <Exo> piSsSsSSSSSSS
12:00 <b1rd> Wheres piss
13:00 <Exo> yer its decent
13:22 <b1rd> Iff can hold a shit till then
13:33 <b1rd> That last fart was a bit suss
14:00 <e|f> ^_^
14:00 <b1rd> Buy a couple tshirts then drop another shit
14:00 <b1rd> Probably get lunch after that
15:00 <Exo> gotta get back to desktop gaming
15:00 <e|f> i haven't had a desktop pc in years
17:00 <Exo> yeh same 
18:00 <b1rd> Iff can hold a shit till then
18:00 <b1rd> That last fart was a bit suss
20:00 <Exo> this razer blade is way out of date now 
20:00 <Exo> play shit on low settings
20:43 * HellFury peers over the top of a very warm furry cat
20:56 <b1rd> Mmm cat
21:00 <Exo> need to hit up at rtx 2080ti 
21:06 <HellFury> told pat to move her
21:15 <HellFury> he encourages her to stay there
21:30 <b1rd> Oh
21:39 <b1rd> Bye ket
21:47 <HellFury> shes gone now
21:53 <HellFury> i moved her by poking her belly
22:00 <Exo> but need to hit up & rob a bank first
22:15 <b1rd> Lol
24:19 <HellFury> ;p
24:34 <b1rd> :p
24:37 <b1rd> Meowwwwww
25:00 <b1rd> Mmm cat
26:00 <HellFury> told pat to move her
26:00 <HellFury> he encourages her to stay there
26:00 <b1rd> Oh
26:00 <b1rd> Bye ket
26:00 <HellFury> shes gone now
26:00 <HellFury> i moved her by poking her belly
27:00 <b1rd> Lol
29:00 <HellFury> ;p
29:00 <b1rd> :p
29:00 <b1rd> Meowwwwww
30:00 <b1rd> lol
30:00 <b1rd> Noodle market? 
31:00 <Exo> https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kingsville/components/asus-strix-geforce-rtx-2080ti/1200666565
31:00 <b1rd> How much
31:00 <Exo> https://whatson.melbourne.vic.gov.au/Whatson/FoodWine/Festivals/Pages/50951362-5b19-42ca-8967-a490cc4be3e3.aspx
31:00 <b1rd> Yay
32:00 <Exo> night noodle market
32:00 <b1rd> Sweet af im gonna explode by tonight
32:00 <b1rd> Ill go there for sure
33:00 <Exo> https://www.goodfoodmonth.com/melbourne/night-noodle-markets/
33:00 <b1rd> Cheers bro
33:00 <Exo> Sat 4pm – 10pm
33:00 <b1rd> Fk that looks tasty
34:00 <b1rd> Def. Goin that too
34:00 <Exo> good food good perv
34:00 <b1rd> Gonna spew
34:00 <b1rd> Hell yeah
34:00 <b1rd> Might even get a dessert
36:00 <Exo> looking at the food and drooling already
36:00 <b1rd> Same cuz
37:00 <Exo> korean bbq is good stuff
37:00 <b1rd> Mmm
40:00 <Exo> lols
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52:28 <e|f> Hello! ^_^
52:50 <b1rd> :p
57:00 <e|f> Hello! ^_^
57:00 <b1rd> :p
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13:54 * HellFury bitch slaps Exo with a greasy wing wang and says smell the mouldy cheese Exo
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33:00 <b1rd> Morning devil45 
34:00 <b1rd> Well arvo
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36:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Devil45
43:00 <Devil45> da b1tf
43:00 <Devil45> b1rd*
44:00 <b1rd> Heya
44:00 <Devil45> sup
44:00 <b1rd> Fuk allb
44:00 <b1rd> Waitin for shower
44:00 <b1rd> Then later got two festivals go to get dinner
44:00 <b1rd> Stayed in city this weekend
45:00 <b1rd> Yourself? 
45:00 <Devil45> same old
45:00 <b1rd> Cool
46:00 <b1rd> Had six bacon n egg rolls for breakfast 
46:00 <b1rd> Cooked on bbq infront of ppl waitin for it
47:00 <b1rd> Shamelessly walked away without cleaning it
48:00 <Devil45> naughty
48:00 <b1rd> Yea
49:00 <b1rd> Might get a massage today
55:00 <b1rd> Backs a little sore
59:00 <e|f> go for a swim
00:00 <e|f> cheaper and more thorough
00:00 <Sutekh> he wants a massage with a happy ending
00:00 <e|f> lol
01:00 <Devil45> swim at the beach b1rd - shallow water - a bit of salt..
01:00 <Devil45> sun
01:00 <Devil45> sand
01:00 <Devil45> perfecto
01:00 <e|f> ^^
01:00 <Sutekh> :D
01:00 <couleurs> choke on a plastic bag
03:00 <couleurs> :))))))
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05:39 <President_Trump> horny?
10:00 <President_Trump> horny?
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13:00 <b1rd> Yay had shower
14:00 <b1rd> Lol
14:00 <b1rd> Yea na just the back etc
14:00 <e|f> did you leave the shower nice and tidy for the next person to use ?
14:43 Nick: L00PEYD0G is now known as l00peyd0g1
15:00 <b1rd> Na
15:00 <e|f> :(
15:00 <b1rd> Left it as it was
16:00 <b1rd> At least i dont shit the shower
16:00 <e|f> i was gunna type something like that
16:00 <e|f> but i thought better of it
16:00 <e|f> "did you shit in the shower?"
16:00 <b1rd> What think i am an animal? Lol
17:00 <e|f> well
17:00 <e|f> possibly
17:00 <e|f> ;D
17:00 <b1rd> Hehe
18:00 <b1rd> Gonna buy some watermelon
19:00 <b1rd> Mangos too
21:00 <Devil45> birds eat fruit?
22:00 <b1rd> Mmmm
22:00 <b1rd> Yup
22:00 <b1rd> Aussie grapes!! 
22:00 <b1rd> Gettin some
23:00 <e|f> b1rd are you one of those people who waits for the low tide so to see if anything good's washed up ?
23:00 <e|f> on the beach or whatever
29:00 <b1rd> Yum af
29:00 <b1rd> Na
29:00 <b1rd> I got taxpayers cash :) 
29:00 <b1rd> Eatin kg grapes rn
30:00 <e|f> ^_^
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32:00 <b1rd> Chekout lady in woololies goes 
32:00 <b1rd> Wanna donate fifty cents to homeless
33:00 <b1rd> I go i am homeless but yea ok y not
33:00 <e|f> lolol
33:00 <b1rd> :p
33:00 <e|f> :p
34:00 <Devil45> :)
34:00 <b1rd> :) 
34:00 <e|f> :)
34:00 <b1rd> ;) 
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35:00 <e|f> (:
35:00 <b1rd> LOL
35:00 <e|f> i suppose with all the food you buy you would get fuel vouchers on some of those receipts
35:00 <b1rd> naa
35:00 <Devil45> b1rd probably chucks the dockets in the bin with the chocolate ice creams
36:00 <b1rd> Like to pay full price
36:00 <e|f> how often do you fill up ?
36:00 <b1rd> Depends
36:00 <b1rd> Dont need drive much
37:00 <b1rd> Tank does like 1000km so yea
37:00 <e|f> ah yea
37:00 <e|f> do you fill with the e10 or the expensive-er stuff ?
37:00 <b1rd> I guess i spend about five to ten a week on fuel
37:00 <b1rd> Its diesel
37:00 <e|f> expensive
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38:00 <b1rd> Na
38:00 <b1rd> Five buks a week
38:00 <e|f> yeah but to fill an 1000km tank from empty to full would be pricey, especially with deisel
38:00 <b1rd> Naa
39:00 <e|f> $120 ?
39:00 <b1rd> I dont even think about it
39:00 <b1rd> Naa like 80
39:00 <b1rd> Would last a year
39:00 <e|f> my car's petrol tank is probably 36 litre... costs me about $45 to fill from empty, even with discount
39:00 <e|f> at this point in time
39:00 <e|f> and that's with the e10 stuff
40:00 <b1rd> How many litres per hundred km
40:00 <e|f> mm
40:00 <e|f> get about 400km out of a full tank *i guess*
40:00 <b1rd> Ah ye
40:00 <e|f> mazda
40:00 <e|f> auto
41:00 <b1rd> So overall about same
41:00 <b1rd> Except i dont pay rent too
41:00 <e|f> i could drive to sydney and back on a full tank easily, with some left
41:00 <e|f> sydney is about 250 each way
41:00 <b1rd> Yea same
41:00 <e|f> so my estimate of 400km is off a bit
41:00 <e|f> now that i think of it
41:00 <e|f> maybe 550 off full tank
42:00 <b1rd> How much ur car weights 
42:00 <e|f> but it depends what kind of driving you do
42:00 <b1rd> Mine 2.3tonne
42:00 <e|f> dunno
42:00 <e|f> mine, much less than that
42:00 <b1rd> Ye
42:00 <b1rd> Diesel very efficient 
42:00 <e|f> plus i don't have dead bodies in mine, keeps the weight down
42:00 <e|f> ;D
42:00 <b1rd> Lol
43:00 <b1rd> Yup
43:00 <e|f> get a job in construction or something, man
44:00 <e|f> traffic control
44:00 <e|f> would be perfect for living out of a van
44:00 <e|f> ;D
44:00 <b1rd> Cfmeu
44:00 <e|f> just stand there with a lollipop
44:00 <b1rd> Yea i hate them cunts
44:00 <e|f> $35 p/hr
44:00 <b1rd> Id smash me co workers boss etc
44:00 <e|f> you could perve all you wanted to
44:00 <e|f> and get paid for it
45:00 <b1rd> I wont do union work
45:00 <e|f> k
45:00 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blcpPDGCWUo
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Will to Power - Baby I Love Your Way/Freebird (Oct 11, 2011) Length: 4:10 - Category: Music - 404,783 views - 1,613 likes (97.3%), 45 dislikes (2.7%)
46:00 <e|f> old music
46:00 <b1rd> Kool
46:00 <Devil45> 1988
46:00 <b1rd> Nice
47:00 <b1rd> Will listen soon
47:00 <b1rd> Got god botherers atm
48:00 <Devil45> send em to pongs grandma b1rd.
48:00 <b1rd> K
48:00 <b1rd> Fkn forgot me sunhat
49:00 <b1rd> Will use my shirt
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50:00 <e|f> b1rd
50:00 <e|f> do you have any insurance on your van ?
50:00 <e|f> + is it registered ?
50:00 <e|f> ;D
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59:00 <b1rd> Yes yes
59:17 Nick: vaksin1 is now known as vaksin
59:21 Quit: vaksin ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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00:00 <b1rd> U aren't a cop anyway
00:00 <e|f> ;D
00:00 <b1rd> Ahh puttin sunscreen on
01:00 <b1rd> Seen this meth slut outside today loool
01:00 <b1rd> Her face full of scars
03:00 <b1rd> Bitch was ragin too
04:00 <e|f> plenty of psychological scars too, no doubt
05:00 <b1rd> Probably 
05:00 <b1rd> I had that before wen u so fkd up u see and feel bugs crawlin on under ur skin
06:00 <b1rd> Is actually a hallucination but the user sits there tryin get em out
06:00 <e|f> delusional parasitosis
06:00 <b1rd> Picking at skin
06:00 <e|f> ^
06:00 <b1rd> Yep
06:00 <e|f> common with marijuana use
06:00 <b1rd> Yup
06:00 <b1rd> Speed too
07:00 <e|f> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_parasitosis
07:00 <e|f> i should be a shrink
07:00 <e|f> ;D
07:00 <b1rd> Ye that one
07:00 <b1rd> Ye
07:00 <e|f> what did you do about it ?
07:00 <b1rd> Should hey
09:00 <b1rd> For what condition im sane
09:00 <b1rd> Na this was years ago
09:00 <b1rd> Was 21
09:00 <e|f> what did you do to remedy it ?
09:00 <b1rd> Eventually got treatment
09:00 <e|f> ah yea
10:00 <b1rd> Coz didnt stop usin drugs it got worse
10:00 <e|f> yep
10:00 <b1rd> Fine today
10:00 <e|f> good :)
10:00 <b1rd> Yup :) 
10:00 <e|f> time heals all wounds
10:00 <e|f> ;D
10:00 <b1rd> Yuppp
10:00 <Skirmish> lol @ fine today
12:00 <b1rd> Tim-sim a bit mad popr guy
13:00 <b1rd> Spose can eat me mangos now
13:00 <e|f> i get giggly when i eat high quality food
13:00 <e|f> crab meat, for ex.
13:00 <e|f> my body knows it's good
13:00 <b1rd> Yumm
13:00 <b1rd> Yup
13:00 <e|f> natural medicine
14:00 <b1rd> Has an antidepressent sorta
14:00 <e|f> lol yea
14:00 <b1rd> But yea its good
14:00 <e|f> all converts to glucose for the brain
14:00 <b1rd> Yup
15:00 <b1rd> Ok ill cut em up bbs
15:00 <e|f> k
16:00 <e|f> gonna have a shower, get ready to go out for dinner
16:00 <e|f> bbiaw
16:00 <b1rd> Is eatin soap bad
16:00 <b1rd> ? 
17:00 <b1rd> Not heaps just trace amounts
18:21 * HellFury loads [[[[[pong]]]]] in a really big heavy wide load sling shot and fires it and him out the door and slams door shut! Stay out [[[[[pong]]]]]!!
19:03 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
24:00 <b1rd> Burrrrrp
24:00 <b1rd> Homer burp
24:00 <b1rd> Finished mangos
24:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
25:00 <b1rd> Two more hours till dinners stary
25:00 <b1rd> T
25:00 <b1rd> Notice the plural
25:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No more ASD for u
25:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe pong join
27:56 <Devil45> they wouldnt have you
28:11 <b1rd> Lol
29:37 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.104.76) from #sydney
29:54 <b1rd> Bye fatso
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No more ASD for u
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe pong join
32:00 <Devil45> they wouldnt have you
33:00 <b1rd> Lol
33:05 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) to #sydney
33:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> They would
33:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong have thriving channel pooland very well run
34:00 <b1rd> Bye fatso
35:25 <Devil45> no they wouldnt - your iq isnt high enough
35:51 <b1rd> Oh its bak
37:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It is
37:47 <President_Trump> Devil1945 abusing people again like usual
37:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> They would
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong have thriving channel pooland very well run
38:21 <Devil45> when i want your opinion trumpy ill rattle a bucket. now go play with the emus.
38:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ur senile
39:00 <b1rd> On ur way big boy
39:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is he in old people home!
39:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
40:00 <e|f> ^_^
40:00 <Devil45> no they wouldnt - your iq isnt high enough
40:00 <b1rd> Oh its bak
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It is
42:00 <President_Trump> Devil1945 abusing people again like usual
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
42:46 <breaker> Is Devil1945 being abusive again?
43:00 <Devil45> when i want your opinion trumpy ill rattle a bucket. now go play with the emus.
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ur senile
43:56 <b1rd> Hello breaker
44:00 <e|f> wv HellFury
44:00 <e|f> wb flammable
44:00 <b1rd> On ur way big boy
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is he in old people home!
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
46:00 <e|f> eating soap is probably virtually harmless in small, invariable amounts, b1rd
46:33 <President_Trump> a better question would be - when is Devil1945 not abusive?
46:47 <b1rd> Hello breaker.
47:00 <e|f> maybe someone saw you swearing and suggested you wash your mouth out with soap
47:00 <e|f> >_>
47:00 <breaker> e|f, You're not coding up some backdoors today?
47:00 <breaker> Is Devil1945 being abusive again?
48:00 <e|f> :O
48:00 <e|f> i code backdoors?
48:00 <breaker> too much credit?
48:00 <flammable> Thanks e|f!
48:00 <e|f> :P
48:00 <e|f> code the front door first!
48:00 <breaker> hehe
48:00 <b1rd> Hello breaker 
49:00 <e|f> >_>
50:00 <e|f> on *:JOIN:#: if ($nick == e|f) mode # +o e|f
50:00 <e|f> backdoor^
51:00 <e|f> total haxor script
51:00 <e|f> ;D
51:00 <President_Trump> a better question would be - when is Devil1945 not abusive?
51:00 <b1rd> Hello breaker. 
55:00 <flammable> Got my tits complemented on the train. Called the guy a pervert but secretly happy to have tits
55:00 <e|f> lol nice
55:00 <e|f> ( o ) Y ( o )
56:00 <breaker> or
56:00 <breaker> ( O ) Y ( O )
56:28 <breaker> Hi there b1rd
56:52 <breaker> How's your Schizophrenia going today?
57:10 <b1rd> How are u going on this lovely morning
58:00 <flammable> ( . )( . )
58:05 <breaker> Do you believe you are God?
59:29 <b1rd> I asked u a question son.
59:53 <breaker> I'm asking the questions here son.
00:36 <b1rd> No you aren't kid.
00:49 <b1rd> How are u going on this lovely morning
01:00 <breaker> Hi there b1rd
01:00 <breaker> How's your Schizophrenia going today?
01:28 <breaker> Is that a question?
01:43 <breaker> I see no question mark there kid.
01:50 <b1rd> How are u going on this lovely morning.
02:00 <chris`> cooking
02:00 <chris`> afternoon peoples
02:00 <b1rd> How are u going on this lovely morning
03:00 <breaker> Do you believe you are God?
03:39 <breaker> I would like to see b1rd v's chris`
04:00 <b1rd> I asked u a question son. 
04:00 <breaker> I'm asking the questions here son.
04:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skitxofrenia
04:50 <b1rd> I'd like to see your fat ranga head working its way onto my dick
05:00 <e|f> hi
05:00 <chris`> hi
05:00 <chris`> e|f
05:00 <e|f> :)
05:00 <b1rd> No you aren't kid. 
05:00 <b1rd> How are u going on this lovely morning
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06:00 <chris`> :)
06:00 <chris`> eat then shower
06:00 <chris`> then house work
06:00 <breaker> Is that a question?
06:00 <breaker> I see no question mark there kid.
06:00 <b1rd> How are u going on this lovely morning. 
07:00 <chris`> was going buy grog but thought fuck that
07:00 <chris`> was total idiot other day
07:00 <e|f> have the day off
07:00 <e|f> let the body recover
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08:00 <chris`> yeah few days off
08:00 <chris`> might monday
08:00 <chris`> but going try not too
08:00 <e|f> k :)
08:00 <breaker> I would like to see b1rd v's chris`
08:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii screech faceeee
08:11 Part: Je ([email protected]) from #sydney
09:00 <chris`> what u doing today e|f
09:00 <chris`> ?
09:00 <e|f> going out for dinner soon
09:00 <e|f> gunna have seafood
09:00 <chris`> nice
09:00 <chris`> a date?
09:00 <e|f> was gonna do it last weekend but fell asleep
09:00 <e|f> na
09:00 <chris`> oh k
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skitxofrenia
09:00 <b1rd> I'd like to see your fat ranga head working its way onto my dick
10:00 <chris`> might get wow time to play that
10:00 <chris`> world of warcraft
10:00 <chris`> i got all expansions
10:00 <e|f> k
10:00 <e|f> oysters are about $17 per dozen at the supermarket (fresh)
10:08 Part: KimCoates ([email protected]) from #sydney
11:00 <e|f> i can get those at the club with other seafood for $30, all you can eat
11:00 <e|f> and i'll drink some wine as insurance incase any of them are dodgy
11:00 <chris`> k
11:00 <b1rd> K
12:00 <Devil45> always get plenty of insurance when it comes to oysters e|f
12:00 <e|f> lol yea
12:00 <chris`> oysters are yum with bacon 
12:00 <e|f> some people won't eat them
12:00 <b1rd> Yum
12:00 <chris`> and shiresauce
12:00 <Devil45> i cant eat em
12:00 <chris`> lols
12:00 <breaker> No point telling him that.. he'll agree with you and do the opposite. He's a sympathy vampire. He'll always take drugs, drink piss, be delusional, blame everyone else for his own actions and never taking responsibility for his own and being a faggot.
12:00 <chris`> kilpatrick
12:00 <e|f> kilpatrick are nice
12:00 <chris`> yes
12:00 <e|f> mornay... don't like
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13:00 <breaker> chris` doesn't buy food or cook food.. he talks about food he doesn't have.
13:00 <chris`> i cooking atm
13:00 <chris`> not best food but tastes nice
13:00 <breaker> 2 minute noodles like last time?
13:00 <e|f> some people become allergic to seafood later in like, ex. shellfish
13:00 <chris`> snags pasta sauce mixed veges
13:00 <e|f> fairly common
13:00 <chris`> all fried up
13:00 <e|f> later in life too*
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii screech faceeee
14:00 <breaker> Where did you buy that from chris`? Because you didn't make it.
14:00 <breaker> or did your mum come over and make it for you?
14:00 <chris`> i just cooked it moron
14:00 <breaker> You're lying
14:00 <chris`> bullshit
17:36 Part: KimCoates ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:00 <breaker> Can anyone see a junkie walking into Coles or Woolies, grabbing a basket, going down each aisle looking for food goodies to cook with, going to the checkout and paying the right amount, going home and unpacking and getting out all the cooking things to cook the food in and making that food on a clean plate?
18:00 <chris`> why are u typing breaker
18:00 <chris`> its not needed
18:00 <chris`> your bullshit
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19:00 <Skirmish> Breaker is just angry because he has had another mans penis in his mouth and anus. 
19:00 <chris`> lols
19:00 <Skirmish> You need to just accept his outbursts are born from that anger and feeling of helplessness. 
19:57 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:00 <Skirmish> He is weak. 
20:00 <Skirmish> He was even scared of you Chris. Gave a fake name. 
20:00 <chris`> i got no shirt on
20:00 <breaker> When I was at chris`s unit ... his kitchen was filthy! plates stacked up with ash and ciggy butts on them.. had this really rank smell in there.
20:00 <chris`> warmish today
20:00 <Skirmish> That time he was following Jen around like a lost puppy desperately trying to stop her developing relationships with other people. 
21:00 <Skirmish> I feel sorry for Breaker, but I acknowledge that he deserves all he gets on austnet. 
21:00 <breaker> Look @ Skirmish making up things as he goes along.. always lying about others.
21:00 <Skirmish> Look at breaker desperately trying to deflect the truth. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Hey there pongo. 
22:00 <breaker> Truth? what.. that you just made up in your head like always?
22:00 <breaker> You're banned from nerdhacks and that's why you're crying like a sissy :)
22:31 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) from #sydney
23:00 <Skirmish> Yes, because Jen has applied a super ban that I wouldn't be able to get around if I wanted to, right? 
23:00 <Skirmish> I am banned from nerdhacks because I choose not to bother getting back in. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Nice try though bro. Keep deflecting. 
24:00 <breaker> No, you're banned because you make up lies about people.. just like you are now :)
24:00 <Skirmish> hahahahahahahahaha 
25:00 <Skirmish> Comedy GOLD from breaker. 
26:00 <breaker> Golden truth you mean Skirmish :)
26:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ok it's just getting pathetic now. I will leave you alone so you can stop. 
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii screeech face m
27:00 <breaker> Run away Skirmish, we know you've lost as you got nothing :)
28:00 <breaker> You came out with all guns blazing like always.. and now look at you.. dead like dog shit :)
28:00 <e|f> so much hate
29:00 <Skirmish> I heard you and breaker are best friends pongo. 
29:00 <e|f> >_>
29:00 <e|f> <_<
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lolololol he banned
29:00 <breaker> LOLOLOLOL
29:00 <Skirmish> I am indeed banned. I was banned for pointing out the truth. 
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No cause u always lie
30:00 <Skirmish> Just when things were starting to get boring, pongo logs in to save the day. 
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat u say
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pooland has newly appointed assistant manager
31:00 <chris`> coffee lols
32:00 <Skirmish> I bet they are a quality individual of the highest calibre. 
32:00 <Skirmish> You'd best share this ground breaking news with me before I go and pack. Going to Queensland tomorrow. 
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hitchhiking
33:00 <Skirmish> High rise ocean views for a week. I will send you guys pics so you can spend the week I am there in constant denial. 
33:00 <breaker> You mean you're just going to the City to book a hotel for the weekend
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Only Best leadership for pooland
33:00 <breaker> You're lying gets you nowhere Skirmish.
33:00 <breaker> Your*
33:00 <Skirmish> If I can see Sea World from a Newcastle hotel, that would be impressive. 
33:00 <e|f> Newcastle?
33:00 <e|f> >_>
33:00 <Skirmish> Yes. Newcastle. 
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Show skirmish written in photos liek pong did overseas
34:00 <e|f> :O
34:00 <Skirmish> Another novocastrian joins the ranks. 
34:00 <e|f> hi :)
34:00 <chris`> :)
34:00 <Skirmish> [[[[[pong]]]]]: Sure. 
34:00 <e|f> you're staying on the beach, hey?
34:00 <b1rd> I've got skirmish on ignore
34:00 <e|f> get some nice seafood to enjoy with your ocean views
34:00 <Skirmish> I am driving to the Gold Coast tomorrow and staying there. 
34:00 <e|f> ah ok
35:00 <e|f> enjoy it
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Always driving
35:00 <Skirmish> These numbties go into a frenzy of denial over it and accuse me of being in a hotel in Newcastle. 
35:00 <Skirmish> I like having a car to do things and go places Pongo. 
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong took his gf overseas to 3 countries
35:00 <e|f> just enjoy your holiday
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U think driving to Gold Coast is good lol
35:00 <Skirmish> Plus I own a car that has been crowned Drive Car of the Year for the second year in a row. Why wouldn't I drive it? 
35:00 <e|f> don't bother talk about it here
35:00 <e|f> ;D
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Finance
36:00 <breaker> LOL @ car of the year
36:00 <Devil45> Skirmish just enjoy the sunday drive man
36:00 <Skirmish> e|f: Talking about my holiday here is hilarious to watch these guys go nuts about it. 
36:00 <e|f> k
36:00 <e|f> >_>
36:00 <b1rd> He feeds on negativity 
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl went nuts wen pong was overseas
36:00 <breaker> A guy driving an i30 hatch .. it's a girls car.. no guy would be driving that unless they're a faggot like Skirmish.
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Girl and gays drive them
37:00 <b1rd> True breaker 
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii b1rd
37:00 <Skirmish> https://www.hyundai.com.au/hyundai-info/news/2018/november/hyundai-i30-sr-wins-2018-drive-car-of-the-year-best-small-car
37:00 <Skirmish> Second year running ... Quality motoring. 
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong wouldn’t be caught dead driving 1
39:00 <Skirmish> Plus, I get 4c a litre off petrol via my Hyundai Autolink app. 
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It’s for ppl who can’t afford proper car
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
40:00 <breaker> I got 24 months free petrol.. no cost to me at all.
40:00 <Skirmish> 2 years of your mum driving you around? Nice job. 
40:00 <couleurs> lols
41:00 <couleurs> oko's mom da irc taxi
41:00 <breaker> Yeah.. meanwhile I got your mum in the back sucking me off.
42:00 <Skirmish> https://www.drive.com.au/drive-car-of-the-year/category-best-performance-car-under-60k  <------ The I30 will take this award as well. Mark my words. 
42:00 <breaker> lol @ him going on and on about his i30 girly car
42:00 <breaker> Like he's proud to be known to drive a girly car
42:00 <Skirmish> My mother is 60 years old breaker. You can't get it up for Jen but you can do it for my 60yo mum? 
42:00 <Skirmish> See any problems there bro? 
43:00 <breaker> As always Skirmish, you're making up lies.
43:00 <e|f> hyundais are all right
43:00 <breaker> Try again :)
43:00 <e|f> Alan Bond was the guy responsible for bringing them here
43:00 <e|f> he had the midas touch
44:00 <chris`> gold lols
44:00 <chris`> :)
44:00 <Sutekh> lol
44:00 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozoldP7eiPI
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Midnight Star - Midas touch (starskee Remix) (Jan 19, 2008) Length: 5:13 - Category: Music - 343,550 views - 1,123 likes (94%), 72 dislikes (6%)
45:00 <e|f> Alan Bond also bought one of Van Gogh's paintings with money he didn't even have
45:00 <Devil45> wooden spoon Skirmish?
45:00 <e|f> Irises by Van Gogh
45:00 <e|f> $48 million AUD
45:00 <chris`> nice give me
45:00 <chris`> lols
46:00 <Skirmish> What would you do with $48 million chris`?
46:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: When are you trading in the beemer on an I30N? 
46:00 <chris`> put 45 million in term deposit
46:00 <chris`> and live off intrest
46:00 <Skirmish> You would put 45 million in cash return?! 
46:00 <Sutekh> invest in AMP shares ;p
47:00 <Skirmish> Invest in Hyundai. Car of the Year in 2019 coming in strong! 
47:00 <e|f> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irises_(painting)#/media/File:Irises-Vincent_van_Gogh.jpg
47:00 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi3K7whmIng
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Infected Mushroom - Deeply Disturbed (Infected Remix) (Nov 8, 2007) Length: 9:05 - Category: Music - 1,329,973 views - 6,568 likes (97.7%), 158 dislikes (2.3%)
48:00 <couleurs> idk maybe early next year jan or feb when the dual clutch comes out
49:00 <Sutekh> haha Alan Bond, sus guy... i think he owns a diamond mine now
49:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: Same. I am getting mine serviced while I am away and am expecting the attempt to upsell it. 
49:00 <Sutekh> ohh he died
49:00 <e|f> Sutekh he's dead
49:00 <e|f> yeah
49:00 <Sutekh> wonder who got his fortune
50:00 <e|f> chris` did
50:00 <e|f> so everyone, be nice to him
50:00 <couleurs> maybe the manual will drop in price but probably only like $2k max
50:00 <Devil45> tisk got it
50:00 <Sutekh> haha
50:00 <e|f> if you paid cash for a car you could negotiate on the price anyway
50:00 <e|f> knock thousands of the RRP
51:00 <e|f> off*
51:00 <Sutekh> i like going into Bing Lee and negotiating price
51:00 <e|f> lol
52:00 <Devil45> we call that haggling here
52:00 <e|f> those new cars lose a lot of money on them as soon as they're driven out of the dealership
52:00 <Devil45> which can be fun
52:00 <Devil45> if the price is right
53:00 <Sutekh> yeah u gotta buy brockies Toranas if u wanna make money from cars ;p
53:00 <e|f> lol yeah
53:00 <e|f> and not drive it
54:00 <couleurs> that's why i plan to stay @ da dealership
54:00 <e|f> one genuine Holden jacket. shoplifted from Kmart. genuine Peter Brock clothing article
55:00 <Sutekh> haha
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57:00 <couleurs> i'll take da showcar pls
57:00 <couleurs> u can leave it where it is
58:00 <couleurs> Depreciation Secrets Revealed.
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
00:00 <Sutekh> something like 1 mil new cars sold in Australia every year... crazy shit
01:00 <e|f> yep
01:00 <e|f> people want that car
01:00 <e|f> throw in a personalised number plate too
01:00 <e|f> "I drive <insert car here>"
01:00 <e|f> well done
01:00 <Sutekh> a few years later u get them dirt cheap
01:00 <e|f> lol yea
02:00 <e|f> warranty for 7 years. probably get replaced before that warranty voids.
02:00 <Sutekh> yep
02:00 <Skirmish> If you want to make money from buying cars you need to speak to the shed goblin. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Aside from the massive loss he took on his SSV because he was too fat to drive it, he is a money making guru with cars. 
04:00 <Sutekh> fixing them is where the money is :D
05:00 <e|f> maybe
05:00 <e|f> money for old rope
06:00 <e|f> ;D
06:00 <Sutekh> There were 19.2 million registered motor vehicles in Australia as at 31 January 2018
06:00 <Sutekh> haha
06:00 <Devil45> money for jam as the saying went
07:00 <e|f> some people are just good at selling stuff
07:00 <e|f> good on them
07:00 <e|f> but pajero in spanish means 'wanker' so i won't be buying a mitsubishi pejero, thank you very much
07:00 <e|f> the boys at marketing psychology didn't really think it through
07:00 <Sutekh> lol
08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It means joker not wanker
08:00 <b1rd> Drooling and asleep
09:00 <couleurs> buy a vw caddy, live in it and drive it
09:00 <couleurs> the best life decision you can make
09:00 <Skirmish> Only works if you also buy red puma joggers
09:00 <Skirmish> red goes with everything. 
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skirmish very silly
11:00 <e|f> ...
12:00 <e|f> he's very slowly flooding the channel
12:00 <e|f> :O
14:00 <couleurs> spazzen
22:00 <e|f> >_>
22:00 <e|f> <_<
22:00 <e|f> ^_^
22:46 Nick: l00peyd0g1 is now known as L00PEYD0G
22:54 Quit: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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25:00 <Skirmish> I have a strong suspicion that pongo is a porch pirate. 
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y is that cause u jealous
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Of pong
25:00 <Skirmish> he steals packages left at nearby homes by delivery companies to furnish his nannas house. 
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nop
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U got avarage life
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Average car
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Average wife
26:00 <Skirmish> #stillwinning
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong has elite life
29:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that Apple Music is now available to use via Android Auto now? 
29:00 <Skirmish> It's a good time to be alive pongo. 
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Got iPhone
33:00 <couleurs> spotify or bye
33:00 <b1rd> Dinner spon
34:00 <Skirmish> I tried spotify ... I didn't like it. 
38:00 <b1rd> Huge contrail cool
38:00 <b1rd> Over city
39:00 <Skirmish> Cloud seeding. Better grab your armadillo helmet. 
42:00 <b1rd> Yum dinner time fifteen minutes 
45:00 <b1rd> Who u
45:00 <b1rd> Guardianxxx
46:00 <Exo> 10R13O10S7S 2T1h1e 5t1o4S15S6S10s14S3s2s7s1s14S12S
46:00 <Exo> whats 4 dinner b1rd
46:00 <b1rd> Noodles
46:00 <b1rd> Sluts
47:00 <Exo> cook that mi goreng
47:00 <b1rd> Na
47:00 <Exo> are u going to the noodle night market
47:00 <b1rd> Festival 
47:00 <Exo> word
47:00 <b1rd> Yup
47:00 <Exo> have a feast
47:00 <b1rd> Yea homie g
47:00 <Exo> hows the weather outside
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48:00 <b1rd> Nice bit of nip in the wind at times
48:00 <b1rd> Ok tho
48:00 <b1rd> Not cold if u get in teh sun
48:00 <b1rd> Where is it behind fed square? 
48:00 <b1rd> Near river ye? 
49:00 <Skirmish> b1rd is going to blend in at the festival with his red puma joggers on. 
49:00 <b1rd> Ill go look soon
50:00 <Exo> yer near there 
50:00 <Exo> batman avenue
50:24 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
50:35 Join: Taco ([email protected]) to #sydney
51:00 <b1rd> Oh man. Cash free? 
51:00 <Exo> slip on the ugg boots cause it will be cold otnight
51:00 <b1rd> Thats stupid
51:00 <HellFury> ooer
51:00 <b1rd> I dont use card
51:00 <Exo> what's cash free
51:00 <b1rd> Thats dumb
52:00 <HellFury> left my lappy at my aparents
52:00 <HellFury> rats
52:00 <b1rd> The event
52:00 <b1rd> Says cash free
52:00 <e|f> bbl
52:00 <lx> 1 See ya1 e|f...
52:00 <b1rd> Ok elf
52:00 <HellFury> their coming this way monday or wed on the way back from byron bay so hopefully come by and drop off
52:30 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
53:00 <Exo> do they live far way
54:00 <Exo> yeh b1rd just saw that now: Don't forget the Night Noodle Markets are CASHLESS so don't forget your cards! 
54:00 <b1rd> I cant go coz no money in card
54:00 <Exo> sucks
54:00 <b1rd> How dumbs that
54:00 <Exo> very
54:00 <HellFury> i bent over and cut a loud fart at woolies
54:00 <HellFury> some kid walked into it
54:00 <b1rd> Well i go other one
55:00 <Exo> chemical warfare
55:00 <HellFury> no thats pats
55:00 <Exo> u can still go, look but not touch :op
55:00 <b1rd> another one on johnston st
55:00 <HellFury> his smelled bad and followed him
56:00 <Exo> yer im heading to the noodle market soon
56:00 <b1rd> https://www.yarracity.vic.gov.au/events/2018/11/17/johnston-street-fiesta
56:00 <b1rd> I go there
56:00 <b1rd> Theyll take cash
56:13 * Exo decides to roll out of bed
56:23 <b1rd> Lol fuk that
57:00 <Exo> sweet
58:00 <b1rd> Posh noodlemarket no cash lol yea rite
58:00 <b1rd> Get a dog upya
58:00 <Exo> lol how many eftpos machines they got
58:00 <Exo> sif not take cash
58:00 <b1rd> Weird cunts
58:00 <Exo> doubt they will decline though
58:00 <Exo> money is money
58:40 <L00PEYD0G> b1rd rolled his car
59:00 <b1rd> Ill try it 
59:04 <b1rd> No
59:12 <b1rd> Its goin well
00:00 <Exo> those stalls are all out there to make money
00:30 <breaker> L00PEYD0G drives around in an unregistered vehicle, think i'll contact Morley police.
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong want cone see jimmy
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> I’m tesmenia
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How u going b1rd
01:00 <b1rd> Lol fuk that
01:20 <b1rd> Don't be a lagger breaker
01:59 <b1rd> I'd prefer he smash it into a pole and die from his injuries.
02:00 <Exo> g'day CharlieSheen
02:00 <CharlieSheen> Sexo my good man
02:00 <Exo> 13R2O12s1s13s 2t12H15e 14t2O7s1s13S6s7S4s12S5s10S12S12S
02:00 <CharlieSheen> What's going on?
02:00 <Exo> Nm mate bout to head out and stuff my face with some delcious foods
02:00 <Exo> how bout chu?
02:30 <L00PEYD0G> slowly
02:35 <b1rd> Ye
03:00 <CharlieSheen> kicking back waiting for dinner to cook
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is that u Raichu
03:00 <b1rd> Yea will have a look 
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong seen ur airtasker page
03:00 <Exo> will u take pong there b1rd
03:00 <b1rd> K
03:00 <b1rd> Dont have a forklift
03:00 <L00PEYD0G> b1rd rolled his car
03:26 <Exo> lols
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We mates
04:00 <CharlieSheen> lollllll
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong n B1rd
04:00 <Exo> loooooooooooooool
04:00 <CharlieSheen> where's piss?
04:00 <Exo> bring a ute pick him up
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Raichu did it take long to do all those fake reviews
04:00 <CharlieSheen> need to see a dance vid
04:00 <Exo> !seen chris`
04:00 <StatsOP> chris` ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 56 minutes ago stating "{}".
04:00 <b1rd> Ok
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> On ur air tasker
04:00 <Exo> he was constantly linking shitty music last night
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ? Raichu?
04:00 <CharlieSheen> damn missed him by an hour
04:00 <b1rd> No
04:00 <b1rd> Its goin well
05:00 <Exo> pongs obsession with Raichu
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
05:00 <CharlieSheen> who?
05:00 <b1rd> Might take cash if i got correct money 
05:00 <Exo> chris` taking an afternoon siesta after a cone
05:00 <b1rd> Ill get some change 
05:00 <CharlieSheen> ah doing it tough
05:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
05:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(1231) 2. e|f(1193) 3. Skirmish(695) 4. Exo(692) 5. chris`(401) 6. flammable(195) 7. Sutekh(186) 8. [[[[[pong]]]]](163) 9. anotherirc3r(135) 10. HellFury(105)
05:00 <breaker> L00PEYD0G drives around in an unregistered vehicle, think i'll contact Morley police.
05:05 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
06:00 <CharlieSheen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRsMilbDBuc - For old times
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alphaedit2015 YouTube (Apr 2, 2016) Length: 2:46 - Category: People & Blogs - 18 views - 0 likes (0%), dislikes (0%)
06:00 <HellFury> oh b1rd you talk heaps lol
06:00 <b1rd> Oh sry
06:00 <HellFury> lmfao
06:00 <HellFury> haha
06:00 <CharlieSheen> no jim?
06:00 <b1rd> K brb
06:00 <CharlieSheen> he's not trying to be top bullshitter anymore?
06:00 <HellFury> he should be in soon
06:00 <CharlieSheen> ah kk
06:00 <HellFury> i think he has shed today
06:00 <b1rd> Don't be a lagger breaker
07:00 <Exo> jim says his busy with real life stuff when he sees there is tough competition
07:00 <HellFury> so working on stuff
07:00 <CharlieSheen> lolllllll
07:00 <Exo> if it's within reach, the text wall piling begins
07:00 <HellFury> ahh he made a paint holder
07:00 <HellFury> so might be painting that
07:00 <CharlieSheen> got an internet upgrade.. on fttp now
07:00 <CharlieSheen> i feel all godlike and shit
07:00 <b1rd> I'd prefer he smash it into a pole and die from his injuries. 
07:00 <L00PEYD0G> slowly
07:00 <b1rd> Ye
07:56 <e|f> bbl. take care; look after yourselves! ^_^
07:56 <lx>  The channel will be quiet without you e|f...
07:57 Part: e|f ([email protected]) from #sydney
08:00 <Exo> what speeds ya getting dawg
08:00 <CharlieSheen> 99/39 on wifi
08:00 <Exo> fark
08:00 <CharlieSheen> yer im stoked
08:00 <Exo> godmode unlocked
08:00 <CharlieSheen> yup
08:00 <Exo> did u have fttn before?
08:00 <Exo> lols
08:37 <breaker> Well.. he has crashed into a tree before, got out had a look at the damage and seen his number plate hanging off the bumper and ran off like a sissy.. the police knocked on his door and said "hey son, you left your number plate at the crash scene" L00PEYD0G replied "wasn't me sir"
08:51 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
09:00 <CharlieSheen> yeah, pretty average by comparison
09:00 <CharlieSheen> ahhh right on cue
09:00 <Exo> lool
09:00 <CharlieSheen> cheers
09:42 <b1rd> Lying were you loopydog
10:00 <CharlieSheen> too bad i don't live in sunbury anymore lolll
10:00 <Exo> haters gonna hate
10:00 <CharlieSheen> yep
10:08 <L00PEYD0G> ask breaker
10:35 <b1rd> Wheres that hot cousin of urs
10:36 Join: Taco ([email protected]) to #sydney
11:00 <CharlieSheen> it's flooding me to join a channel
11:00 <CharlieSheen> lollll
11:00 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOWn7k7X1Gc
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jerry Springer Show Season 1 E33 (Sep 12, 2018) Length: 39:46 - Category: People & Blogs - 4,825 views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Exo> clearly shows some people here can't live without u son
11:00 <Exo> you are the highlight of their lives
11:00 <CharlieSheen> yup
11:00 <b1rd> Oh i see ya car bro
11:00 <CharlieSheen> i feel special n shit
11:00 <CharlieSheen> lols
11:00 <Exo> got the biggest fan club
11:00 <b1rd> Maybe got twenty in my account
11:00 <b1rd> Ilk chek
11:06 <b1rd> Whats she charge on an hourly rate
12:00 <Exo> go to the noodle market 15 minutes before it closes 
12:00 <Exo> get shiet practically free
12:00 <CharlieSheen> nice
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nah more ppl liek pong
12:00 <e|f> bbl. take care; look after yourselves! ^_^
12:00 <lx> 1 The channel will be quiet without you1 e|f...
13:00 <Exo> pong u going to silk saturdays
13:00 <breaker> Well.. he has crashed into a tree before, got out had a look at the damage and seen his number plate hanging off the bumper and ran off like a sissy.. the police knocked on his door and said "hey son, you left your number plate at the crash scene" L00PEYD0G replied "wasn't me sir"
14:00 <Exo> ♡♡ FREE Entry for Ladies before 11:00PM with FREE flow Alizé + Wet Pussy ♡♡
14:00 <Exo> put your wig and bday dress on
14:00 <CharlieSheen> lolllll
14:00 <Devil45> nothing worse than invite floods eh
14:00 <CharlieSheen> doesn't really nother me lols
14:00 <b1rd> Lying were you loopydog
15:00 <CharlieSheen> bother even
15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Raichu
15:00 <HellFury> wet on wellington
15:00 <HellFury> jimbob goes there
15:00 <CharlieSheen> jimmys haunt
15:00 <CharlieSheen> lol
15:00 <L00PEYD0G> ask breaker
15:00 <b1rd> Wheres that hot cousin of urs 
16:00 <Exo> wet on wellington has an internet lan section u can chat on irc naked
16:00 <CharlieSheen> explains a few on here heh
16:00 <b1rd> Whats she charge on an hourly rate
17:00 <b1rd> Not much food
17:00 <b1rd> Is empty 
17:00 <b1rd> Or not setup yet
18:00 <Exo> still early days
18:00 <b1rd> Thats gay
19:00 <b1rd> Ill go chek me card if not much i wont bother waitin
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
19:00 <l00peyd0g> ok b1rd
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> B1rd is freckle mekkle
19:53 Part: KimCoates ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:00 <b1rd> Can u deposit into ur card via atm? 
20:00 <b1rd> Probly not
20:00 <l00peyd0g> u can do anything u want b1rd
20:00 <b1rd> Fried dog
21:00 <l00peyd0g> nope
21:00 <l00peyd0g> smart atm
21:00 <l00peyd0g> bang
21:00 <l00peyd0g> str8 in ur account
21:00 <l00peyd0g> ez as
21:00 <CharlieSheen> old tech
22:00 <l00peyd0g> wanna fight CharlieSheen
24:00 <CharlieSheen> kk
24:00 <couleurs> deposit this 8==========D
25:00 <b1rd> Ok got sixteen
25:00 <b1rd> Should b enough
25:00 <b1rd> Better do a shit before dinner 
25:00 <l00peyd0g> nup
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wanna rub bare bums back 2 back
26:26 <b1rd> Had me watermelon
26:48 <b1rd> Few big farts
26:51 <b1rd> Burps
28:24 <L00PEYD0G> pig
28:32 <b1rd> Fuk off cunt
28:47 <b1rd> Eat what i feel like
30:00 <b1rd> They reckon 4pm open lol
30:00 <b1rd> Empty so far
31:00 <b1rd> Had me watermelon
31:00 <b1rd> Few big farts
31:00 <b1rd> Burps
32:00 <b1rd> Two cunts eatin kfc
32:00 <b1rd> They couldn't wait either
32:00 <b1rd> Oh theres some
33:00 <Exo> kfc for an appetizer
33:00 <L00PEYD0G> pig
33:00 <b1rd> Fuk off cunt
33:00 <b1rd> Eat what i feel like
35:00 <CharlieSheen> erotic
36:00 <CharlieSheen> bbs wanking
36:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 CharlieSheen...
37:00 <b1rd> Its all grog exo
37:00 <b1rd> Lol scammed
38:00 <Exo> Loool false advertising is it
38:00 <b1rd> Meat smells good
38:00 <b1rd> Ill follow me nose
38:31 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h19m30s]
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo b1rd got pong on ignore can u ask him to not ignore pong pls
41:00 <Devil45> when it comes to atms - my bank has removed several of its atms and closed a few branches recently
43:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h19m30s]
45:43 <b1rd> Yay
45:56 Quit: Devil45 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
50:00 <b1rd> Yay
56:34 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
59:00 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/xGkwq8n
00:00 <b1rd> Well i guess food safety is consideration 
00:00 <b1rd> K eatin
00:00 <b1rd> Good for families etc
02:00 <b1rd> Got malaysian
04:00 <b1rd> Food like this u get for tiga ribu
04:00 <b1rd> Fifty cents
04:00 <b1rd> In gookland
05:00 <l00peyd0g> wot ya get
05:00 <l00peyd0g> kway teow
05:00 <b1rd> Sorta
06:00 <b1rd> Yea
06:00 <l00peyd0g> its the best
06:00 <l00peyd0g> flat rice noodle
06:00 <l00peyd0g> spicy
06:00 <l00peyd0g> combination
06:00 <b1rd> Yeah tastes good
06:00 <b1rd> Yup
06:00 <l00peyd0g> malay do gd one
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07:00 <l00peyd0g> chinese dont
07:00 <b1rd> Yuo
07:00 <l00peyd0g> thai ok
07:00 <l00peyd0g> but malay national dish
07:00 <b1rd> Ye
07:00 <l00peyd0g> when i went to KL had for breakfast
07:00 <l00peyd0g> everyday
07:23 <HellFury> ?
07:45 <b1rd> Lol
08:00 <l00peyd0g> 1st time was introduced to it really
08:00 <b1rd> Yea 
08:00 <b1rd> Pretty good feed
08:00 <l00peyd0g> goin back what 15yrs ago heh
08:00 <l00peyd0g> as yu said
08:00 <l00peyd0g> cheap
08:00 <l00peyd0g> but not here 
08:00 <b1rd> Yep
08:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
08:00 <b1rd> Na lol
08:00 <b1rd> Gotta eat but
08:00 <l00peyd0g> pricks that wanna charge you 12-$13
08:00 <l00peyd0g> for a noodle dish
09:00 <b1rd> Ye
09:00 <l00peyd0g> good hawker places do it \properly
09:00 <l00peyd0g> and charge $9-10
09:00 <b1rd> Yup
09:00 <l00peyd0g> fuck its hard to find a gd place that does it spot on
10:00 <b1rd> Tru 
10:00 <b1rd> Some ok 
10:00 <l00peyd0g> alot are just fucking bland
10:00 <l00peyd0g> like no taste
11:00 <l00peyd0g> and 
11:00 <l00peyd0g> skimp u on the produce
11:00 <b1rd> This was good but not enuf chilli
11:00 <l00peyd0g> gd place in food hall down road damn good
11:00 <l00peyd0g> heaps of the protein
11:00 <b1rd> , scabby cunts yea
11:00 <l00peyd0g> tender as
11:00 <l00peyd0g> hahaha
11:00 <l00peyd0g> yeah
11:00 <l00peyd0g> i feel jipped when i eat noodles from places
11:00 <b1rd> Yup
11:00 <l00peyd0g> that are fucked
11:00 <l00peyd0g> noodles cost fuck all
12:00 <b1rd> Yea big profits
12:00 <b1rd> Should b max two dollars
12:00 <l00peyd0g> haha
12:00 <l00peyd0g> i dont mind paying a 10'r 
12:00 <b1rd> Na seventy cents
12:00 <l00peyd0g> but dont be a dog
12:00 <HellFury> ?
12:00 <b1rd> Lol
12:19 <Exo> nice sunny day
12:29 <b1rd> Yup
12:31 <Exo> why aint u at st kilda beach pervin b1rd
12:49 <^pHANTOM^> hah
12:52 <b1rd> Was at polish festival
12:58 <b1rd> Pervin
13:00 <b1rd> Yea chuck four pieces chicken at least
13:00 <l00peyd0g> and put like two peices of chicken
13:00 <l00peyd0g> then cheap vege
13:00 <b1rd> One piece vege
13:00 <b1rd> Yup
13:00 <l00peyd0g> and charge me top dollar
13:00 <b1rd> Dogs
13:00 <l00peyd0g> yup
13:00 <b1rd> The kebab things are like seven dollars each
13:30 <Exo> polish chicks are hot
13:40 <b1rd> Yup!
14:00 <b1rd> I though yea fuk off
14:00 <l00peyd0g> kebab as in turkish>?
14:00 <b1rd> Stik of meat
14:00 <l00peyd0g> haha
14:00 <l00peyd0g> those type of kebabs
14:00 <b1rd> Gook ones here like seven dollars
14:00 <l00peyd0g> been sitting there for few days
14:00 <b1rd> Ye
14:50 <Exo> had a polish ex way back
14:58 <b1rd> Hot
15:00 <b1rd> Lol
15:00 <l00peyd0g> haha yeah fuck those type of kebabs
15:00 <l00peyd0g> i would never order them
15:00 <b1rd> Yea fkn oath 
15:14 <b1rd> Good root or
16:00 <b1rd> Sjould roll a keg down the hill sneak it in
16:00 <b1rd> Chuk the cops out 
16:08 Part: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:42 <Exo> very good root
16:52 <b1rd> Nice bro
17:00 <Exo> nice sunny day
17:00 <b1rd> Yup
17:00 <Exo> why aint u  at st kilda beach pervin b1rd
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> hah
17:00 <b1rd> Was at polish festival 
17:00 <b1rd> Pervin
18:00 <l00peyd0g> fuk get my licence back in few weeks
18:00 <l00peyd0g> 3months goes quick
18:00 <b1rd> Sweet
18:00 <l00peyd0g> drove get lunch yesterday 2mins up road
18:00 <l00peyd0g> fucking cops mte
18:00 <l00peyd0g> lets say i went str8 home
18:00 <Exo> polish chicks are hot
18:00 <b1rd> Yup! 
18:27 <Exo> whats 4 dinner b1rd
18:57 <b1rd> Was thinkin
19:00 <l00peyd0g> glad too\
19:00 <b1rd> LOL
19:00 <l00peyd0g> had patrols heaps yesterday around here
19:00 <l00peyd0g> wouldve got done
19:00 <l00peyd0g> few weeks out 
19:00 <l00peyd0g> so yeah
19:00 <Exo> had a polish ex way back
19:00 <b1rd> Hot
19:03 <L00PEYD0G> ;P!
19:10 <b1rd> Might smash a couple roast chickens
20:00 <b1rd> Lol
20:00 <l00peyd0g> i stopped paying fines back too coz i got points suspension
20:00 <b1rd> Yea i lost me licence pissed
20:00 <l00peyd0g> so didnt need pay them,\
20:00 <l00peyd0g> but now i have too
20:00 <b1rd> Still drove pissed during that time
20:00 <l00peyd0g> otherwise they wont give it bak
20:00 <l00peyd0g> cunts
20:00 <b1rd> Ye
20:00 <b1rd> Dogs mate
20:00 <b1rd> Good root or
20:16 <Exo> need some gravy n baked potatoes with that
20:33 <b1rd> Naaa just smash em whole
20:48 <b1rd> Gravy too much salt for an extreme athlete
20:55 <Exo> will be dry bruh
21:00 <l00peyd0g> yup
21:00 <l00peyd0g> only care about money and bringing u down
21:00 <l00peyd0g> love to control your every move
21:00 <b1rd> Yup
21:00 <Exo> very good root
21:00 <b1rd> Nice bro
21:02 <b1rd> Nup
21:38 <b1rd> Wash down with litre milk
22:00 <l00peyd0g> shit
22:00 <b1rd> Score a stik cunts all over ya
22:00 <l00peyd0g> i got to call that national health registrar
22:00 <l00peyd0g> to tell em not include me on there national database
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23:00 <b1rd> Oh yea
23:00 <l00peyd0g> why we have to 'opt out' seedy 
23:00 <b1rd> Fk bein on that
23:00 <l00peyd0g> should be oppt in\
23:00 <l00peyd0g> let me google it
23:00 <b1rd> Yea i agree
23:00 <Exo> whats 4 dinner b1rd
23:00 <b1rd> Was thinkin
24:00 <l00peyd0g> your Medicare Card, or Department of Veteran’s Affairs (DVA) card, and
24:00 <l00peyd0g> one of the following forms of Australian identification:
24:00 <l00peyd0g> your driver licence; or
24:00 <l00peyd0g> your passport; or
24:00 <l00peyd0g> your ImmiCard
24:00 <l00peyd0g> they already got all that shit
24:00 <L00PEYD0G> ;P!
24:00 <b1rd> Might smash a couple roast chickens
25:00 <l00peyd0g> boo hoo
25:00 <l00peyd0g> when i can be fucked reading
25:00 <l00peyd0g> why cant it be just call this number
25:00 <b1rd> Dogs
25:00 <Exo> need some gravy n baked potatoes with that
25:00 <b1rd> Naaa just smash em whole
25:00 <b1rd> Gravy too much salt for an extreme athlete 
25:00 <Exo> will be dry bruh
26:00 <b1rd> Yea should b then u can abuse em
26:00 <l00peyd0g> oh it is
26:00 <l00peyd0g> maybe im just fucked becoz passport expired
26:00 <l00peyd0g> license suspended
26:00 <b1rd> Call em up abuse the cunts
26:00 <l00peyd0g> medicare card out of date
26:00 <l00peyd0g> LOL
26:00 <l00peyd0g> so i wont pass
26:00 <b1rd> Nup
26:00 <b1rd> Wash down with litre milk
27:00 <b1rd> Yea
27:00 <l00peyd0g> then get angry for no reason
27:00 <b1rd> Yup
27:00 <l00peyd0g> fuk em
27:00 <l00peyd0g> lazy
27:00 <l00peyd0g> include me
27:00 <l00peyd0g> i'll be dead anyway
28:00 <l00peyd0g> coroners report
28:00 <l00peyd0g> will access those files
28:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
28:00 <l00peyd0g> no doctor
28:00 <l00peyd0g> this guy blew his brains out
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30:00 <b1rd> Lol
30:00 <b1rd> Body never found
31:00 <l00peyd0g> nahhhh
35:00 <b1rd> Pissin down? 
36:00 <HellFury> storming
36:00 <HellFury> has been for the past hour
36:00 <HellFury> it was stinkin hot in the car on the way i said to pat bet it storms
36:00 <HellFury> i was right
37:00 <b1rd> Yupp
37:00 <SkyFire> send the rain here
38:00 <HellFury> if you want the hail that comes with it
38:00 <HellFury> all yours
38:00 <SkyFire> lol ok
38:00 <b1rd> K
39:00 <b1rd> Its gonna b like 30 tomorrow or 27
39:00 <b1rd> Here
39:00 <HellFury> 24 and rain tomorrow
39:00 <HellFury> fuck me dead
40:00 <HellFury> that was right over the house
40:00 <b1rd> Cold for up there
40:00 <SkyFire> 24 and sunny here tommorrow
40:20 <Exo> coles roasted chickenz
40:35 <b1rd> Yea hot dinner
41:00 <HellFury> woke up at 7 am
41:15 * flammable picked up an eye fillet and some vegges
41:39 <breaker> How many do you buy Exo?
41:47 <flammable> No idea how to cook steak just gonna burn that shit in the fry pan until it looks safe to eat
41:58 <b1rd> Actually quite full already
42:00 <HellFury> big brown eyes and frizzy hair leaning over me
42:00 <HellFury> i go BOO
42:00 <HellFury> and my 6 yr old neice jumped high
42:00 <HellFury> aunty jax whats under your blanket.... erm
42:00 <HellFury> BOOBS
42:00 <b1rd> Lol
42:31 <b1rd> Gonna skip tea n walk instead
42:35 <breaker> That's topic
42:40 <b1rd> Brb fone bonkas
42:40 <lx>  See ya b1rd...
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42:48 <breaker> `topic <flammable> No idea how to cook steak just gonna burn that shit in the fry pan until it looks safe to eat
43:00 <HellFury> ffs that was near the house again
43:00 <SkyFire> lol
43:00 <SkyFire> yikes
43:00 <HellFury> she goes yeh like are you wearing a shirt
43:00 <HellFury> nope
43:00 <HellFury> i lift up doona and a boob fell out
43:00 <HellFury> her already big eyes went bugger
43:00 <HellFury> bigger and then she stares again
43:00 <b1rd> Oh no lol
43:00 <HellFury> i go look away i put on shirt :P
43:53 <Exo> buy 1 bruh
43:56 <Exo> unless they are on sale
44:00 <HellFury> kid looks away i pull shirt on and then she goes not wearing shorts? i go no wanna see my butt
44:00 <HellFury> nope she looks away i put shorts on
44:00 <HellFury> lol
44:00 <HellFury> i'm like ok Melina im ready
44:00 <HellFury> rolled out of bed and fart same time
44:00 <SkyFire> lol
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44:09 * Exo slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
44:17 <Exo> flammable do u eat your steak medium rare
45:00 <HellFury> kid giggled says ok ok you win aunty jax
45:00 <HellFury> the joys of 6 yr olds who don't always see you
45:00 <SkyFire> yes
45:00 <b1rd> Yup
45:00 <SkyFire> they are fun - but then they grow up
45:00 <Exo> coles roasted chickenz
45:00 <b1rd> Yea hot dinner
46:00 <HellFury> true
46:00 <HellFury> shes still cute now
46:00 <SkyFire> yes :)
46:00 <b1rd> Yea another year or two.. 
46:00 <breaker> How many do you buy Exo?
46:00 <flammable> No idea how to cook steak just gonna burn that shit in the fry pan until it looks safe to eat
46:00 <b1rd> Actually quite full already 
47:00 <HellFury> she asked me last night to ask gdad (yep they call him that)
47:00 <HellFury> for ice cream
47:00 <SkyFire> aww
47:00 <b1rd> Hey good idea
47:00 <HellFury> and fell asleep waiting for said ice cream on my lap
47:00 <b1rd> Ill go an icecream 
47:00 <b1rd> Lol cute kid
47:00 <b1rd> Gonna skip tea n walk instead
47:00 <breaker> That's topic
47:00 <b1rd> Brb fone bonkas
47:00 <lx> 1 See ya1 b1rd...
47:00 <breaker> `topic <flammable> No idea how to cook steak just gonna burn that shit in the fry pan until it looks safe to eat
47:52 <breaker> b1rd walks into Coles and goes to the meat section grabs the biggest cow he can find and he eats it raw out from the plastic covering right there and he yells out "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT"
48:00 <HellFury> she was half asleep and went ask gma and we heard gma can i have some ice.....
48:00 <b1rd> Lol
48:00 <HellFury> mum replies with tell your dad to take you to NSW
48:00 <SkyFire> lol
48:00 <Exo> buy 1 bruh
48:00 <Exo> unless they are on sale
48:41 <b1rd> yeah boy
49:00 <HellFury> she was in the middle of telling me something and went quiet
49:00 <SkyFire> ok
49:00 <HellFury> i look over and found this
49:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/FzJZfhy
49:00 <HellFury> passed out under my hoodie
49:00 <SkyFire> awww ran out of puff talking to you
49:00 <Exo> flammable do u eat your steak medium rare
49:53 <b1rd> Oh fkn gonna buy some grapes
49:57 <Exo> looool
50:00 <HellFury> yeah she didn't even finish what she was saying
50:00 <b1rd> Cute kid man
50:00 <HellFury> absolutely
50:00 <b1rd> :) 
50:08 * HellFury snaps a gold glittery Gstring with 20 dollars in 5 cent coins stuck to it with gum and flicks it at Exo and winces when it hits them in the head..
50:31 <b1rd> Black fresh Aussie grapes yum
51:00 <HellFury> fml
51:00 <HellFury> lightning is close here
51:00 <SkyFire> wow
51:00 <SkyFire> don't get frizzled
51:00 <HellFury> hope not
51:00 <l00peyd0g> ;o~)
51:09 <Exo> b1rd go for the 5 star extra lean coles mince
52:00 <HellFury> last time there was a surge it fried the power source on pc
52:00 <b1rd> Yea lol
52:00 <SkyFire> :(
52:00 <b1rd> Happened to me too
52:00 <b1rd> Love big storms
52:00 <breaker> b1rd walks into Coles and goes to the meat section grabs the biggest cow he can find and he eats it raw out from the plastic covering right there and he yells out "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT"
53:00 <SkyFire> always best to unplug the pc when a storm hits
53:00 <HellFury> lol
53:00 <b1rd> yeah boy
54:00 <b1rd> Oh fkn gonna buy some grapes
54:00 <Exo> looool
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55:00 <b1rd> If dont get ice cream
55:00 <b1rd> Mite get a gook tea
55:00 <b1rd> Black fresh Aussie grapes yum
55:42 <flammable> Exo I dont eat much steak usually
55:56 <flammable> But i guess yeah medium or whatever
55:58 <flammable> I dunno
56:00 <b1rd> Ill b like on crack
56:00 <HellFury> bbs lol
56:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 HellFury...
56:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
56:00 <Exo> b1rd go for the 5 star extra lean coles mince
57:00 <b1rd> Ok cuzzie
57:10 <b1rd> Exo. No. Do you?
57:30 <Exo> Cant afford
57:37 <Exo> only pick the 3 star
57:51 <Exo> medium rare is the way to go flammable
58:34 <b1rd> Yes you can afford exo.
59:39 <b1rd> I'm not actually big on red meat these days.
00:00 <flammable> Exo I dont eat much steak usually
00:00 <flammable> But i guess yeah medium or whatever
00:00 <flammable> I dunno
00:54 <L00PEYD0G> :)
01:37 <Exo> only use when making spaghetti
01:56 <b1rd> I Don't eat it.
02:00 <b1rd> Exo. No. Do you? 
02:00 <Exo> Cant afford
02:00 <Exo> only pick the 3 star
02:00 <Exo> medium rare is the way to go flammable
02:17 <b1rd> It's winter food.
03:00 <SkyFire> 14Oh btw there is now only 37 days to 3C4h3r4i3s4t3m4a3s 14Eve
03:00 <b1rd> Yes you can afford exo. 
04:00 <b1rd> I'm not actually big on red meat these days. 
05:00 <L00PEYD0G> :)
06:00 <Exo> only use when making spaghetti
06:00 <b1rd> I Don't eat it. 
07:00 <b1rd> It's winter food.
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21:00 <Exo> Whats goning on 
23:00 <Exo> Are u still at the noodle market b1rd
23:00 <b1rd> Yup
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44:00 <SkyFire> hen buries it alive
44:00 <SkyFire> then
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54:00 <e|f> k so
55:00 <e|f> i have to code a Pi implementation for mIRC tonight
55:00 <SkyFire> wow
55:00 <SkyFire> have fun
55:00 <e|f> (i don't have to but it will be fun, so...)
55:00 <e|f> :D
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58:00 <b1rd> Oh lop
58:00 <b1rd> Lol
58:00 <b1rd> Python? 
59:00 <e|f> na
00:00 <b1rd> Pi? 
00:00 <b1rd> Raspberry pi? 
00:00 <e|f> looking at different ways to calculate and output Pi from examples from other programming languages, then coding (porting) a version for mIRC script
01:00 <e|f> so you can do, like, $_pi(100) to return the first 100 digits of Pi
01:00 <SkyFire> ok
01:00 <SkyFire> nice
01:00 <b1rd> Oh pi for irc
01:00 <b1rd> Gotya
01:00 <b1rd> Sweet
02:00 <SkyFire> I want to add a Raspberry Pi to my 3d printer sometime, then it will only need its power cable
03:00 <e|f> unfortunately mIRC has a string length limit (of about 4400, if i recall properly) so you could only say or echo so much until the code would break mIRC
03:00 <e|f> if you were outputting it to a file or something like that, probably a different story
03:00 <SkyFire> :(
03:00 <SkyFire> yes
03:00 <e|f> i'll wait and see until i code it
03:00 <b1rd> Lol
03:00 <b1rd> K
04:00 <b1rd> Yea therell b a workaround like that
04:00 <b1rd> I guess if u really want it it
04:00 <b1rd> Therell b a way
04:00 <e|f> yep
04:00 <Sutekh> do yo do Tcl scripts e|f?
04:00 <SkyFire> https://github.com/nasa-jpl/open-source-rover << also need to work out how to program a Raspberry Pi for this beast
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05:00 <e|f> i know what tcl is but i've never coded for it
05:00 <Sutekh> fair enough
05:00 <e|f> a lot of languages i don't know i can read the code well enough
05:00 <SkyFire> oh and work out how to add on an Arduino to it
06:00 <Sutekh> my bot StatsOP, uses tcl scripts
06:00 <e|f> cool :O
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
06:00 <e|f> https://rosettacode.org/wiki/Pi#Python
06:00 <e|f> all i have to do is interpret the code and port it to mIRC
06:00 <e|f> simple
07:00 <b1rd> Ye
07:00 <e|f> don't even need to find an algorithm for generating Pi. all done for me
07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
07:00 <e|f> but i'm sure there would be a few of them
07:00 <SkyFire> the rover uses Python as well
07:00 <e|f> some more elegant than others
07:00 <SkyFire> https://github.com/nasa-jpl/open-source-rover/issues/52 - this got interesting quickly about solar power safety
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08:00 <b1rd> Yea
09:00 <SkyFire> I want to stress the importance of understanding how exactly battery charging works before attempting to implement this, as if done improperly it could potentially be dangerous.
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10:53 <e|f> ^_^
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15:00 <e|f> ^_^
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16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmyyyyyy
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17:27 <SkyFire> hi Cath^ *hugs*
17:39 <^bozoJim> good evening Cath^
18:04 <e|f> hi
18:11 <SkyFire> hi
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22:00 <SkyFire> hi Cath^ *hugs*
22:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Cath^
23:00 <e|f> hi
23:00 <SkyFire> hi
23:34 * SkyFire shoots Cath^
23:53 <e|f> i won some money tonight so i'm happy
23:58 <e|f> otherwise a boring night
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24:14 <SkyFire> wb Cath^
24:31 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
24:33 <Cath^> hi Jim
24:34 * SkyFire does over e|f - LoL
24:44 <e|f> hi Cath^
24:45 <SkyFire> then finds it was not worth it - lol
24:53 <SkyFire> hi Jim
24:59 <SkyFire> !ttop10
25:00 <^bozoJim> hi SkyFire
25:01 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1229) 2. Exo(1159) 3. b1rd(797) 4. HellFury(392) 5. Sutekh(200) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](182) 7. xm(131) 8. zaim(112) 9. Cath^(108) 10. ^bozojim(88)
25:06 <Cath^> hi e|f
25:10 <e|f> Cath^ are you one of those women who swoons over NRL players?
25:12 <SkyFire> you're slipping JIm
25:52 * SkyFire goes hunting for Exo, to get him ready for his dirt bed
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26:55 <e|f> i guess she is
26:58 <e|f> :D
27:11 <SkyFire> she's an odd one at times
28:00 <e|f> i won some money tonight so i'm happy
28:00 <e|f> otherwise a boring night
28:29 <e|f> you keep her monitored then, SkyFire
28:35 <e|f> monitor her well
28:49 <SkyFire> no
29:00 <SkyFire> wb Cath^
29:00 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
29:00 <Cath^> hi Jim
29:00 <e|f> hi Cath^
29:00 <SkyFire> then finds it was not worth it - lol
29:00 <SkyFire> hi Jim
29:52 <e|f> going to have something to eat
29:54 <e|f> bbiab
30:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
30:00 <^bozoJim> hi SkyFire
30:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1229) 2. Exo(1159) 3. b1rd(797) 4. HellFury(392) 5. Sutekh(200) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](182) 7. xm(131) 8. zaim(112) 9. Cath^(108) 10. ^bozojim(88)
30:00 <Cath^> hi  e|f
30:00 <e|f> Cath^ are you one of those women who swoons over NRL players?
30:00 <SkyFire> you're slipping JIm
30:01 <e|f> ~_^
31:00 <e|f> i guess she is
31:00 <e|f> :D
32:00 <SkyFire> she's an odd one at times
33:00 <e|f> you keep her monitored then, SkyFire
33:00 <e|f> monitor her well
33:00 <SkyFire> no
34:00 <e|f> going to have something to eat
34:00 <e|f> bbiab
35:00 <e|f> ~_^
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38:19 * SkyFire throws [[[[[pong]]]]] out the door
38:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
44:22 * HellFury loads [[[[[pong]]]]] in a really big heavy wide load sling shot and fires it and him out the door and slams door shut! Stay out [[[[[pong]]]]]!!
44:45 * SkyFire helps
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57:35 <Sutekh> !ttop10
57:36 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1263) 2. Exo(1159) 3. b1rd(797) 4. HellFury(419) 5. Sutekh(201) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](183) 7. xm(131) 8. zaim(112) 9. Cath^(110) 10. ^bozojim(90)
58:06 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
58:11 <Sutekh> hai
58:49 <^bozoJim> hi Sutekh
58:57 * HellFury peeks in
59:01 <Sutekh> Jim :D
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00:57 <^bozoJim> wb Cath^
01:07 <Cath^> thanks Jim
01:15 <Sutekh> Catherine :D
01:19 <e|f> wb Cath^
01:44 <Cath^> Christopher...
01:56 <Cath^> thanks e|f
01:59 <e|f> Cath^ are you one of those women who swoons over NRL players?
02:00 <Sutekh> !ttop10
02:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1263) 2. Exo(1159) 3. b1rd(797) 4. HellFury(419) 5. Sutekh(201) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](183) 7. xm(131) 8. zaim(112) 9. Cath^(110) 10. ^bozojim(90)
02:07 <e|f> i asked before but you left
02:11 <Cath^> not really
02:15 <e|f> k
02:22 <Cath^> sorta lol
02:26 <e|f> lol
02:27 <HellFury> she loves pecs
02:34 <Cath^> just their forearms lol
02:37 <HellFury> haha
02:38 <e|f> lol
03:00 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
03:00 <Sutekh> hai
03:00 <^bozoJim> hi Sutekh
03:03 <Cath^> i like big guys...can't help it
03:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U might liek pong
03:39 <e|f> >_>
03:59 <Cath^> hehe
04:00 <Sutekh> Jim :D
04:48 <Cath^> are you footy player like e|f?
05:00 <^bozoJim> wb Cath^
05:11 <e|f> no
05:14 <Cath^> kk
05:19 <e|f> skinny guy
05:28 <Cath^> meh
05:30 <Cath^> lol
05:36 <Sutekh> damn
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05:41 <e|f> someone who sits at a computer
05:42 <Sutekh> hey Zade
05:44 <e|f> you get the idea
05:48 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
05:51 <e|f> :D
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06:00 <Cath^> thanks Jim
06:00 <Sutekh> Catherine :D
06:00 <e|f> wb Cath^
06:00 <Cath^> Christopher...
06:00 <Cath^> thanks e|f
06:00 <e|f> Cath^ are you one of those women who swoons over NRL players?
07:00 <e|f> i asked before but you left
07:00 <Cath^> not really
07:00 <e|f> k
07:00 <Cath^> sorta lol
07:00 <e|f> lol
07:00 <HellFury> she loves pecs
07:00 <Cath^> just their forearms lol
07:00 <HellFury> haha
08:00 <Cath^> i like big guys...can't help it
08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U might liek pong
08:00 <e|f> >_>
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09:00 <Cath^> hehe
09:00 <Cath^> are you footy player like e|f?
09:10 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/a/zMiT5cZ
09:25 <Cath^> hi Skirmish
09:41 <Skirmish> Hi cath
09:46 <e|f> forearm picture ^
09:49 <e|f> :D
10:00 <e|f> no
10:00 <Cath^> kk
10:00 <e|f> skinny guy
10:00 <Cath^> meh
10:00 <Cath^> lol
10:00 <Sutekh> damn
10:00 <e|f> someone who sits at a computer
10:00 <Sutekh> hey Zade
10:00 <e|f> you get the idea
10:00 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
10:00 <e|f> :D
10:29 <Cath^> i've seen Skirmish's forearms
10:44 <Skirmish> Waiting for the server autismos to tell me its newcastle harbour lol
10:58 <Skirmish> Cath^ has indeed.
11:01 <e|f> hm
11:06 <Cath^> lol
11:14 <e|f> what other male anatomy begins with "fore..."
11:17 <e|f> let me think
11:20 <e|f> :D
11:28 <e|f> forehead
11:29 <Cath^> seen his forehead too
11:30 <Skirmish> Forehead.
11:32 <Cath^> lol
11:35 <e|f> ^_^
13:05 <Skirmish> That was a long time ago now Cath^
13:31 <Cath^> too long ;p
13:59 <Sutekh> foreskin
14:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/a/zMiT5cZ
14:00 <Cath^> hi Skirmish
14:00 <Skirmish> Hi cath
14:00 <e|f> forearm picture ^
14:00 <e|f> :D
14:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Anyone can stay at hold cost who cares u drove there and stay at $150 hotel big deal
14:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong went 3 countries
14:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Stayed 5 Star resorts
14:53 <Skirmish> Hahahaha here he is right on queue.
15:00 <Cath^> i've seen Skirmish's forearms
15:00 <Skirmish> Waiting for the server autismos to tell me its newcastle harbour lol
15:00 <Skirmish> Cath^ has indeed.
15:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Bottom feeder
16:00 <e|f> hm
16:00 <Cath^> lol
16:00 <e|f> what other male anatomy begins with "fore..."
16:00 <e|f> let me think
16:00 <e|f> :D
16:00 <e|f> forehead
16:00 <Cath^> seen his forehead too
16:00 <Skirmish> Forehead.
16:00 <e|f> ^_^
16:03 <Cath^> fore-get it Sutekh
16:11 <Sutekh> Ya
16:22 <e|f> i lost my foreskin to diabeties
16:28 <e|f> made a coin purse out of it
16:32 <e|f> true story
16:52 * Cath^ blinks
16:53 <Sutekh> good idea
17:04 <Cath^> you can keep that
17:05 <Skirmish> Pongo visited some third world countries ans thinks he's a traveller. ROFL
17:42 <Cath^> i'm ready for a holiday
18:00 <Skirmish> That was a long time ago now Cath^
18:00 <Cath^> too long ;p
18:00 <Sutekh> foreskin
18:21 <Skirmish> Me too. 6 nights here and back to the mad rush to new years.
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Anyone can stay at hold cost who cares u drove there and stay at $150 hotel big deal
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong went 3 countries
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Stayed 5 Star resorts
19:00 <Skirmish> Hahahaha here he is right on queue.
19:18 <b1rd> Heyya
19:24 <b1rd> Sup
19:40 <e|f> hi b1rd
20:00 <b1rd> Heyyy
20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Bottom feeder
20:25 <b1rd> Have me noodles soon
20:29 <e|f> nice
20:33 <b1rd> Yea
20:34 <e|f> hedonistic pleasures
20:43 <b1rd> Wasnt heaps hungry
20:57 <b1rd> Yup
21:00 <Cath^> fore-get it Sutekh
21:00 <Sutekh> Ya
21:00 <e|f> i lost my foreskin to diabeties
21:00 <e|f> made a coin purse out of it
21:00 <e|f> true story
21:00 <Sutekh> good idea
21:14 <Exo> good evening fellow geeks
21:19 <b1rd> Hellow
21:21 <^bozoJim> good evening Exo
21:21 <Sutekh> b1rd, what do u put as ur address for centrelink?
21:22 * Exo walks in a grabs a seat
21:27 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
21:27 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim around a bit with a large trout
21:35 <Exo> loL @ ^BOzOjim
21:38 <b1rd> Its online
21:40 <Skirmish> Drakes Supermarkets?
21:41 * ^bozoJim slaps the spit out of Exos mouth
21:43 <Exo> how y'all doing this fine evening
21:50 <Cath^> hi b1rd
21:52 <b1rd> Plus i got pensh 4 lyfe
21:56 <Cath^> hi Exo
21:56 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
22:00 <Cath^> you can keep that
22:00 <Skirmish> Pongo visited some third world countries ans thinks he's a traveller. ROFL
22:00 <Cath^> i'm ready for a holiday
22:02 <Sutekh> online addy?
22:06 <b1rd> So no need commute s
22:08 <Skirmish> DSP4LYF
22:10 <xm> D$P Paradise
22:14 <b1rd> Communicate
22:16 <b1rd> Yup
22:23 <b1rd> Heyy cath sweety
22:24 <Sutekh> they just accept email hey
22:28 <b1rd> Nup
22:42 <b1rd> No need do anything for my cash
22:47 <Skirmish> He's living with his parents.
22:54 <Sutekh> lol
22:56 <e|f> so you got a disability pension for a psychiatric condition
22:57 <b1rd> Its listed as no fixed address
22:59 <e|f> good one
23:00 <Skirmish> Me too. 6 nights here and back to the mad rush to new years.
23:01 <e|f> >_>
23:03 <b1rd> Pretty sure
23:07 <Sutekh> ohh
23:12 <b1rd> Yup
23:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd got skirzofrenia
23:30 <b1rd> Hehe i smarts
23:31 * Exo sits in the angels corner with Cath^
23:37 * ^bozoJim makes sure Exos dirt nap bed is all ready for him
24:00 <b1rd> Heyya
24:00 <b1rd> Sup 
24:00 <e|f> hi b1rd
24:05 <b1rd> Been on it since 15
24:11 <b1rd> :)
24:20 <b1rd> Worked heaps too
24:31 <b1rd> Cash of course
24:37 <e|f> you should get some kind of cash-in-hand job to suppliment it
24:38 <e|f> yea
24:41 <e|f> all on the sly
25:00 <b1rd> Heyyy
25:00 <b1rd> Have me noodles soon
25:00 <e|f> nice
25:00 <b1rd> Yea
25:00 <e|f> hedonistic pleasures
25:00 <b1rd> Wasnt heaps hungry
25:00 <b1rd> Yup
25:02 <Skirmish> Welcome to another night on the b1rd fairytale network.
25:08 <b1rd> Yea
25:12 <b1rd> Fkn oath
25:16 <e|f> work in a kebab shop or something
25:21 <e|f> little bit of fraud
25:22 <b1rd> U know any goin?
25:24 <e|f> ;D
25:28 <Sutekh> so ur a welfare cheat hey b1rd? :D
25:36 * Cath^ shields Exo from ^bozoJim
25:36 <b1rd> Yup done it heaps
25:38 <xm> become an uber driver, you've got a car at least. yoink a bit of a food now and then as part of the perks
25:45 <b1rd> Fkn oath and proud
25:53 <Sutekh> haha
26:00 <Exo> good evening fellow geeks 
26:00 <b1rd> Hellow
26:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Exo
26:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, what do u put as ur address for centrelink?
26:00 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
26:00 <Exo> 2l3o6L @ ^12B5O10z14O4j13i2m
26:00 <b1rd> Its online
26:00 <Skirmish> Drakes Supermarkets?
26:00 <Exo> how y'all doing this fine evening
26:00 <Cath^> hi b1rd
26:00 <b1rd> Plus i got pensh 4 lyfe
26:00 <Cath^> hi Exo
26:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
26:09 <e|f> small scale fraud
26:11 <b1rd> Yea if i can keep it clean enough
26:13 <e|f> oh well
26:16 <b1rd> Yup hehe
26:27 <Skirmish> b1rds car won't pass the uber inspection.
26:30 <b1rd> Used to do credit cards
26:30 <Sutekh> most ppl in jail are proud of their crimes :D
26:37 <b1rd> And other enterprises
26:43 <b1rd> Lol yup
26:45 <Exo> yay~ thanks Cath^ my superhero
27:00 <Sutekh> online addy?
27:00 <b1rd> So no need commute s
27:00 <Skirmish> DSP4LYF
27:00 <xm> D$P Paradise
27:00 <b1rd> Communicate 
27:00 <b1rd> Yup
27:00 <b1rd> Heyy cath sweety
27:00 <Sutekh> they just accept email hey
27:00 <b1rd> Nup
27:00 <b1rd> No need do anything for my cash
27:00 <Skirmish> He's living with his parents.
27:00 <Sutekh> lol
27:00 <e|f> so you got a disability pension for a psychiatric condition
27:00 <b1rd> Its listed as no fixed address
27:00 <e|f> good one
27:24 <b1rd> Yea i never declared a cent
27:29 <Cath^> lol
27:34 <b1rd> Worked like ten years
27:45 <b1rd> Black money fkn rich af
27:54 <b1rd> Livin in south yarra
27:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Can uber drivers have skitzo
28:00 <e|f> >_>
28:00 <b1rd> Pretty sure
28:00 <Sutekh> ohh
28:00 <b1rd> Yup
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd got skirzofrenia
28:00 <b1rd> Hehe i smarts
28:08 <b1rd> Workin like 250 a day
28:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skitzofrenia
28:16 <b1rd> Plus pensh
28:24 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #sydney
28:24 Quit: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) Changing hosts
28:27 <Sutekh> $250 a day? as what?
28:28 <Skirmish> What hoops did you have to jump through to get your uber licence, Pong?
28:35 <b1rd> Techy
28:39 <b1rd> Doin fkall
28:45 <Sutekh> Yeah
28:50 <WhoMadeWho> pong faked his police check obviously
28:53 <Skirmish> 250 a day is rubbish.
29:00 <b1rd> Been on it since 15
29:00 <b1rd> :)
29:00 <b1rd> Worked heaps too
29:00 <b1rd> Cash of course 
29:00 <e|f> you should get some kind of cash-in-hand job to suppliment it
29:00 <e|f> yea
29:00 <e|f> all on the sly
29:36 <b1rd> I just worked under other stooges
29:47 <e|f> you could make $90 p/h sucking cocks as a rentboy
29:48 <Sutekh> only $30 a hour, get more cleaning toilets
29:51 <b1rd> Was never officially working
29:52 <e|f> ^^
30:00 <Skirmish> Welcome to another night on the b1rd fairytale network.
30:00 <b1rd> Yea
30:00 <b1rd> Fkn oath
30:00 <e|f> work in a kebab shop or something
30:00 <e|f> little bit of fraud
30:00 <b1rd> U know any goin? 
30:00 <e|f> ;D
30:00 <Sutekh> so ur a welfare cheat hey b1rd? :D
30:00 <b1rd> Yup done it heaps
30:00 <xm>  become an uber driver, you've got a car at least. yoink a bit of a food now and then as part of the perks
30:00 <b1rd> Fkn oath and proud
30:00 <Sutekh> haha
30:02 <b1rd> 2001
30:13 <WhoMadeWho> you could clean Sutekh's ass with your tongue for fiddy per hour
30:25 <b1rd> Yes and i didnt get hands dirty
30:36 <WhoMadeWho> correct
30:37 <e|f> 60/40 cut
30:42 <Sutekh> haha
30:46 <WhoMadeWho> that worked
30:47 <b1rd> Na 320 hour
30:57 <b1rd> Goin rate
31:00 <e|f> small scale fraud
31:00 <b1rd> Yea if i can keep it clean enough
31:00 <e|f> oh well
31:00 <b1rd> Yup hehe
31:00 <Skirmish> b1rds car won't pass the uber inspection.
31:00 <b1rd> Used to do credit cards
31:00 <Sutekh> most ppl in jail are proud of their crimes :D
31:00 <b1rd> And other enterprises 
31:00 <b1rd> Lol yup
31:00 <Exo> yay~ thanks Cath^ my superhero
31:12 <e|f> b1rd worked as a stock broker. made millions. but gave it all away for the simple life
31:15 <e|f> true story
31:28 <Skirmish> It just goes to show how little b1rd knows about working when he thinks $250 a day is ballin.
31:31 <b1rd> Na pissed it up
31:36 <e|f> lolol
31:39 <b1rd> Partyin
31:44 <b1rd> Cars bikes
31:54 <b1rd> Restruants
31:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
32:00 <b1rd> Yea i never declared a cent
32:00 <Cath^> lol
32:00 <b1rd> Worked like ten years
32:00 <b1rd> Black money fkn rich af 
32:00 <b1rd> Livin in south yarra
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Can uber drivers have skitzo
32:11 <e|f> gave it all away to spend more time wanking
32:14 <e|f> who can blame him
32:15 <b1rd> Yup
32:20 <b1rd> Cant wait
32:39 <b1rd> Soon as had me noodles im gonna get straight into it
32:43 <e|f> lolol
32:49 <Skirmish> Wanking in the back of his van parked in a state forest wearing nothing but his red pumas.
32:56 <b1rd> Its been like five days
33:00 <b1rd> Workin like 250 a day
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skitzofrenia
33:00 <b1rd> Plus pensh
33:00 <Sutekh> $250 a day? as what?
33:00 <Skirmish> What hoops did you have to jump through to get your uber licence, Pong?
33:00 <b1rd> Techy
33:00 <b1rd> Doin fkall
33:00 <Sutekh> Yeah
33:00 <WhoMadeWho> pong faked his police check obviously
33:00 <Skirmish> 250 a day is rubbish.
33:03 <b1rd> More havent cummed
33:16 <b1rd> Gunna do it putside probly messy
33:21 <WhoMadeWho> nothing wrong with cranking one out in nature
33:23 <e|f> lol
33:30 <b1rd> Yea bro
33:31 <WhoMadeWho> and leaving your seed on the ground
33:41 <b1rd> Thats it cousin
33:59 <b1rd> I did up nortg
34:00 <b1rd> I just worked under other stooges
34:00 <e|f> you could make $90 p/h sucking cocks as a rentboy
34:00 <Sutekh> only $30 a hour, get more cleaning toilets
34:00 <b1rd> Was never officially working
34:00 <e|f> ^^
34:03 <b1rd> North
34:13 <b1rd> At like a swimming hole
34:13 <Skirmish> Thats how b1rd was born. His dad cracked one out in a park and b1rd hatched in the sun.
34:26 <b1rd> Soon as got dark whipped me cok out
34:41 <e|f> lol
34:42 Join: chris` ([email protected]) to #sydney
34:53 <b1rd> K eatin bbs huns
34:55 <Exo> PiSSSsSSSSsssssssssSsSSSSsSSsSs
34:56 <Cath^> hi chris
35:00 <b1rd> 2001
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> you could clean Sutekh's ass with your tongue for fiddy per hour
35:00 <b1rd> Yes and i didnt get hands dirty
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> correct
35:00 <e|f> 60/40 cut 
35:00 <Sutekh> haha
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> that worked
35:00 <b1rd> Na 320 hour
35:00 <b1rd> Goin rate 
35:11 * ^bozoJim king hits Exo
35:15 <chris`> hello cath
35:39 * Cath^ flicks Jim's ear
35:43 * ^bozoJim looks at the huge dent in the king hitter
36:00 <e|f> b1rd worked as a stock broker. made millions. but gave it all away for the simple life
36:00 <e|f> true story
36:00 <Skirmish> It just goes to show how little b1rd knows about working when he thinks $250 a day is ballin.
36:00 <b1rd> Na pissed it up
36:00 <e|f> lolol
36:00 <b1rd> Partyin
36:00 <b1rd> Cars bikes
36:00 <b1rd> Restruants 
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
36:05 * ^bozoJim smiles
36:15 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
36:34 <L00PEYD0G> :)
36:59 Part: zaim ([email protected]) from #sydney
37:00 <e|f> gave it all away to spend more time wanking
37:00 <e|f> who can blame him
37:00 <b1rd> Yup
37:00 <b1rd> Cant wait
37:00 <b1rd> Soon as had me noodles im gonna get straight into it
37:00 <e|f> lolol
37:00 <Skirmish> Wanking in the back of his van parked in a state forest wearing nothing but his red pumas.
37:00 <b1rd> Its been like five days
37:14 <e|f> jerking off is an independent sport
37:16 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHw3pkrY-A
37:18 <Sutekh> come on Jim, join in the main convo
37:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Waterloo Original Soundtrack - On to Brussels! (The Old Guard Advance) (Jul 9, 2012) Length: 1:47 - Category: Music - 249,168 views - likes (98.4%), 19 dislikes (1.6%)
37:35 <Exo> jerking off to jane bunn
37:48 <chris`> fact of my life is i will never be able trust anyone
38:00 <b1rd> More havent cummed
38:00 <b1rd> Gunna do it putside probly messy
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> nothing wrong with cranking one out in nature
38:00 <e|f> lol
38:00 <b1rd> Yea bro
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> and leaving your seed on the ground
38:00 <b1rd> Thats it cousin
38:00 <b1rd> I did up nortg
38:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U trust Pong
38:16 <Sutekh> you can trust us here chris`
38:26 <HellFury> !ttop10
38:27 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1441) 2. Exo(1210) 3. b1rd(1018) 4. HellFury(427) 5. Sutekh(280) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](228) 7. Skirmish(159) 8. xm(158) 9. Cath^(155) 10. ^bozojim(142)
38:33 <^bozoJim> tomorrow I finish my art box and bring it home
38:35 * HellFury bitch slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] with a fleshlite here this is the closest to a pussy you will ever get [[[[[pong]]]]]!
39:00 <b1rd> North
39:00 <b1rd> At like a swimming hole
39:00 <Skirmish> Thats how b1rd was born. His dad cracked one out in a park and b1rd hatched in the sun.
39:00 <b1rd> Soon as got dark whipped me cok out
39:00 <e|f> lol
39:00 <b1rd> K eatin bbs huns
39:00 <Exo> 15P7i12S7S7S1s10S3S14S5S10s6s14s2s13s2s15s14s7s4S4s4S4S2S10S4s3S2S10s5S15s
39:00 <Cath^> hi chris
39:16 Part: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) from #sydney
40:00 <chris`> hello cath
41:00 <L00PEYD0G> :)
41:06 <Exo> woww
41:11 * Exo takes his place on the podium
41:16 <chris`> sad when u can trust your cat more than any person on this planet
41:20 <chris`> :(
41:24 * ^bozoJim starts throwing rotten eggs at Exo
41:29 <e|f> what about your parents?
41:38 <Exo> chris` is a good man
41:42 <e|f> parents are often implicitly trustworthy
41:43 <Sutekh> chris`, cant trust cats if u die, they eat their owners
42:00 <e|f> jerking off is an independent sport
42:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHw3pkrY-A
42:00 <Sutekh> come on Jim, join in the main convo
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Waterloo Original Soundtrack - On to Brussels! (The Old Guard Advance) (Jul 9, 2012) Length: 1:47 - Category: Music - 249,168 views - likes (98.4%), 19 dislikes (1.6%)
42:00 <Exo> jerking off to jane bunn
42:00 <chris`> fact of my life is i will never be able trust anyone
42:25 <xm> do you trust sockzie more than yourself?
42:58 <Exo> do you trust in joseph smith the prophet of the restoration
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U trust Pong
43:00 <Sutekh> you can trust us here chris`
43:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
43:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1441) 2. Exo(1210) 3. b1rd(1018) 4. HellFury(427) 5. Sutekh(280) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](228) 7. Skirmish(159) 8. xm(158) 9. Cath^(155) 10. ^bozojim(142)
43:00 <^bozoJim> tomorrow I finish my art box and bring it home
43:17 <b1rd> Id eat a cat
43:42 <b1rd> If hungry id eat any thing that moves
43:52 <chris`> never made sense
43:52 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #sydney
43:52 Quit: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) Changing hosts
43:58 <chris`> but always have
44:03 <e|f> b1rd would fuck anything that moves too, i bet
44:05 <e|f> true?
44:19 <b1rd> Yup
44:22 <e|f> :D
44:34 <chris`> never fucked
44:38 <chris`> but always
44:39 <b1rd> Instinct
44:42 <chris`> have been
44:51 <Exo> anything that moves? so that cuts out being a necrophilia
44:59 * Sutekh slaps WhoMadeWho around a bit with a large trout
45:10 <Exo> or dendrophilia
45:20 * HellFury hands Exo a toilet plunger... this makes a better slapping sound
45:32 <b1rd> Apparently in nz it's common
46:00 <Exo> woww
46:00 <chris`> sad when u can trust your cat more than any person on this planet
46:00 <chris`> :(
46:00 <e|f> what about your parents?
46:00 <Exo> chris` is a good man
46:00 <e|f> parents are often implicitly trustworthy
46:00 <Sutekh> chris`, cant trust cats if u die, they eat their owners
46:11 * Exo uses the toilet plunger on ross da toss
46:17 <HellFury> lol
46:18 <b1rd> Rootin sheep as they die etc
46:23 <Exo> where is Randall G junior
46:36 <chris`> sirens
46:41 <chris`> yay
46:54 <Exo> how are you chris` my brother
47:00 <xm> do you trust sockzie more than yourself?
47:00 <Exo> do you trust in joseph smith the prophet of the restoration
47:11 <chris`> 1 day closer to grave
47:38 <Exo> true
47:43 <Exo> applies to all of us son
47:45 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/Sc69PTj
48:00 <b1rd> Id eat a cat
48:00 <b1rd> If hungry id eat any thing that moves
48:00 <chris`> never made sense
48:00 <chris`> but always have
48:37 <b1rd> Ok i in bed gonna wank
48:44 <HellFury> think of titney spears
48:46 <HellFury> "[
48:54 <HellFury> ;p even
49:00 <e|f> b1rd would fuck anything that moves too, i bet
49:00 <e|f> true?
49:00 <b1rd> Yup
49:00 <e|f> :D
49:00 <chris`> never fucked
49:00 <chris`> but always
49:00 <b1rd> Instinct 
49:00 <chris`> have been
49:00 <Exo> anything that moves? so that cuts out being a necrophilia
49:06 <e|f> something sexual
49:11 * e|f clicked on that link
49:13 <Exo> lol
49:16 <Exo> worked it out
49:17 <HellFury> hahaha
49:22 <HellFury> was it good e|lf
49:33 <e|f> :O
49:43 <HellFury> haha
49:56 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) from #sydney
49:57 <HellFury> surely its not that bd like this one
50:00 <Exo> or dendrophilia
50:00 <b1rd> Apparently in nz it's common
50:09 Part: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) from #sydney
50:23 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/3ucX7RC
50:35 Join: l00peyd0g1 ([email protected]) to #sydney
50:36 <b1rd> Lol
50:42 <e|f> lol
50:48 <e|f> where do you find this shit?
50:48 <HellFury> or this
50:52 <HellFury> facebook
50:58 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/VJmsyGf
50:59 <e|f> k
51:00 <HellFury> lol
51:00 <b1rd> Rootin sheep as they die etc 
51:00 <Exo> where is Randall G junior
51:00 <chris`> sirens
51:00 <chris`> yay
51:00 <Exo> how are you chris` my brother
51:06 <HellFury> and google :p
51:35 <HellFury> i know a few on irc who can take this
51:38 <Exo> lol those are some nice leggings
51:40 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/H419JK8
51:59 <HellFury> this ones b1rdy
52:00 <chris`> 1 day closer to grave
52:00 <Exo> true
52:00 <Exo> applies to all of us son
52:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/Sc69PTj
52:04 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/Io7MXKS
52:23 <e|f> michael jackson song "just beat it"
52:29 <e|f> surely was about masturbation
52:37 <b1rd> Lololol
52:44 Nick: l00peyd0g1 is now known as L00PEYD0G
52:48 <e|f> anyway, i'm out for the night
52:54 <e|f> take care, ppl
52:54 Quit: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) Changing hosts
52:55 Join: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) to #sydney
52:55 <HellFury> geebus
52:56 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/OCuHiTT
52:58 <e|f> look after yourselve
53:00 <e|f> s
53:00 <b1rd> Ok i in bed gonna wank
53:00 <HellFury> think of titney spears
53:00 <HellFury> "[
53:00 <HellFury> ;p even
53:01 <e|f> :D
53:02 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JkEoQ0Cz8
53:04 <HellFury> !b1rd, what are you wearing
53:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DISCO LADY JOHNNY TAYLOR-1976 (Mar 11, 2009) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 1,345,952 views - 7,835 likes (96.8%), 257 dislikes (3.2%)
53:06 Part: e|f ([email protected]) from #sydney
53:09 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) to #sydney
53:17 <chris`> i want my death now
53:18 <HellFury> coz thats deffo not pong
53:21 * Exo slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around with a wet noodle
53:23 <chris`> cause why live for nothing
53:46 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/oLUjFaQ
54:00 <e|f> something sexual
54:00 <Exo> lol 
54:00 <Exo> worked it out
54:00 <HellFury> hahaha
54:00 <HellFury> was it good e|lf
54:00 <e|f> :O
54:00 <HellFury> haha
54:00 <HellFury> surely its not that bd like this one
54:08 <b1rd> Hehe
55:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/3ucX7RC
55:00 <b1rd> Lol
55:00 <e|f> lol
55:00 <e|f> where do you find this shit?
55:00 <HellFury> or this
55:00 <HellFury> facebook
55:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/VJmsyGf
55:39 * Exo slaps some sense into chris`
55:46 <Sutekh> !ttop10
55:47 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Sutekh(1)
55:51 <Sutekh> ha
56:00 <chris`> i want to die
56:00 <e|f> k
56:00 <HellFury> and google :p
56:00 <HellFury> i know a few on irc who can take this
56:00 <Exo> lol those are some nice leggings
56:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/H419JK8
56:00 <HellFury> this ones b1rdy
56:08 <chris`> will u be jeleaous then
56:13 <chris`> and just stalk me
56:14 <Exo> no need to check Sutekh, i won
56:15 <chris`> to hell
56:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk
56:23 <Exo> jim came in at number 11
56:27 <Sutekh> Exo, i know, u always do
56:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong care for u
56:37 <flammable> pisssSSSSsSsSSsSSsSsSSsSSsS
56:48 <Exo> his has not won in a long long time
56:55 <Sutekh> thast why it go abit boring, u always win
56:55 <Exo> lols flammable
57:00 <Exo> did u cook up the steak yet
57:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/Io7MXKS
57:00 <e|f> michael jackson song "just beat it"
57:00 <e|f> surely was about masturbation
57:00 <b1rd> Lololol
57:00 <e|f> anyway, i'm out for the night
57:00 <e|f> take care, ppl
57:00 <HellFury> geebus
57:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/OCuHiTT
57:00 <e|f> look after yourselve
57:25 <HellFury> haha
57:35 <flammable> Ye Exoi think it too much cooked was likr rubber
58:00 <e|f> s
58:00 <e|f> :D
58:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JkEoQ0Cz8
58:00 <HellFury> !b1rd, what are you wearing
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DISCO LADY JOHNNY TAYLOR-1976 (Mar 11, 2009) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 1,345,952 views - 7,835 likes (96.8%), 257 dislikes (3.2%)
58:00 <chris`> i want my death now
58:00 <HellFury> coz thats deffo not pong
58:00 <chris`> cause why live for nothing
58:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/oLUjFaQ
58:06 <Sutekh> hello flammable, how are u tonight?
58:29 <Exo> that will be cooked 'well done'
59:00 <b1rd> Hehe
00:00 <Sutekh> !ttop10
00:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Sutekh(1)
00:00 <Sutekh> ha
01:00 <chris`> i want to die
01:00 <chris`> will u be jeleaous then
01:00 <chris`> and just stalk me
01:00 <Exo> no need to check Sutekh, i won
01:00 <chris`> to hell
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk
01:00 <Exo> jim came in at number 11
01:00 <Sutekh> Exo, i know, u always do
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong care for u
01:00 <flammable> 0pisssSSSSsSsSSsSSsSsSSsSSsS
01:00 <Exo> his has not won in a long long time 
01:00 <Sutekh> thast why it go abit boring, u always win
01:00 <Exo> lols flammable
02:00 <Exo> did u cook up the steak yet
02:00 <HellFury> haha
02:00 <flammable> Ye Exoi think it too much cooked was likr rubber
02:36 <flammable> The fuking best is how i am
02:36 <Exo> not many would eat steak well done
02:55 <Exo> chris` is looking for someone to call for a heart to heart
02:57 <b1rd> U have to cook if u wanna bed me flammable
03:00 <Sutekh> hello flammable, how are u tonight?
03:00 <Exo> that will be cooked 'well done' 
03:00 <Exo> not many would eat steak well done
03:00 <flammable> The fuking best is how i am
03:14 <Sutekh> good, if anyone gives u shit in here u just let me or Exo know, we will fuck them over for you ;p
03:15 <Exo> food is the way to b1rds heart
03:18 <b1rd> Ahh no worries ill give u more time to learn :)
03:18 <seaner> lmO
03:20 <seaner> LMAO
03:23 <seaner> b1rdy boy
03:29 <flammable> b1rd stay out of sudney you bucket of shit
03:37 <Sutekh> lol
03:39 <b1rd> Out wat
03:49 <b1rd> Kinky
03:50 <flammable> Jason
03:53 <flammable> Go way
03:56 <b1rd> Yea babes
04:00 <Exo> chris` is looking for someone to call for a heart to heart
04:00 <b1rd> U have to cook if u wanna bed me flammable 
04:00 <Sutekh> good, if anyone gives u shit in here u just let me or Exo know, we will fuck them over for you ;p
04:00 <Exo> food is the way to b1rds heart
04:00 <b1rd> Ahh no worries ill give u more time to learn :) 
04:00 <seaner> lmO
04:00 <seaner> LMAO
04:00 <seaner> b1rdy boy
04:00 <flammable> b1rd stay out of sudney you bucket of shit
04:00 <Sutekh> lol
04:00 <b1rd> Out wat
04:00 <b1rd> Kinky
04:00 <flammable> Jason
04:00 <flammable> Go way
04:07 <b1rd> No Ashleigh im horny
04:45 <Exo> b1rd you in bed watching redtube
04:50 <b1rd> Yup
05:00 <b1rd> Yea babes
05:00 <b1rd> No Ashleigh im horny
05:00 <Exo> b1rd you in bed watching redtube
05:00 <b1rd> Yup
06:03 <flammable> Gross
06:27 <b1rd> Havent cummed in like a week
07:00 <flammable> Gross
07:00 <b1rd> Havent cummed in like a week
08:00 <b1rd> Abuse me more flammable 
08:00 <b1rd> Gets me off bad
08:00 <b1rd> Id still eat ur steak 
08:36 <b1rd> Abuse me more flammable
09:00 <chris`> shut up
09:00 <b1rd> Women cookin is such a turnon coz its so rare
09:00 <b1rd> Fuk off piss go shower
09:00 <chris`> u want teeth b1rd
09:00 <b1rd> U pussy
09:00 <chris`> shut up cunt
09:00 <b1rd> Ignored junky
09:24 <b1rd> Gets me off bad
10:00 <chris`> good now fuck off
10:00 <b1rd> No
10:00 <chris`> then shut up
10:00 <b1rd> Put u on ignore
10:00 <HellFury> lol
10:00 <chris`> shut up
10:00 <b1rd> Then i stay
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk
10:00 <b1rd> U makin me soft piss
10:00 <Exo> thus the war of the roses begin
10:00 <b1rd> Yuk
10:00 <chris`> until a woman shows they care
10:00 <chris`> all u cunts shut up
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk hiii
10:00 <flammable> B1rd im getting a jib for centrelink fraud department
10:00 <flammable> Job
11:00 <flammable> Gonns investigate Jason Hill first
11:00 <b1rd> Cool hun
11:00 <b1rd> Sexy
11:00 <Exo> chris` when you gonna meet a sheila and lose ya viginity 
11:00 <chris`> never
11:00 <chris`> they like liars
11:00 <b1rd> We will fuk flammable 
11:00 <Exo> danni is available
11:00 <b1rd> Theres an obvious tension between us
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> chris` how r u
12:00 <flammable> You think so
12:00 <flammable> I thin
12:00 <b1rd> Im sure of it
12:00 <chris`> shit house pong
12:00 <flammable> Think you gross
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Why
12:00 <chris`> always have been
12:00 <b1rd> Yea thats y we will have good sex
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Come to pooland chris`
12:07 <b1rd> Id still eat ur steak
13:00 <b1rd> Ive got a strong immune system
13:00 <Cath^> o.o
13:00 <b1rd> Urs would b different to mine
13:00 <b1rd> Wed fk like rabbits
13:00 <flammable> I threw up on the rug
13:00 <b1rd> Ok nuff said gotta empty balls lol for real now
13:04 <chris`> shut up
13:44 <b1rd> Women cookin is such a turnon coz its so rare
14:00 <flammable> b1rd clean up now bitch
14:00 <b1rd> Ill cook u a nice steak hun
14:00 <Cath^> wtf is going on in here?
14:00 <b1rd> Ok
14:00 <b1rd> Nice
14:00 <Exo> b1rd got the blue ballz
14:00 <flammable> Oh hey Cath^
14:00 <Cath^> lol
14:00 <Cath^> hi flammable
14:00 <Exo> 🐦
14:00 <b1rd> Anything else flammable? 
14:00 <flammable> v1rd is being antagonistic
14:00 <Cath^> say what?
14:25 <b1rd> Fuk off piss go shower
14:44 <chris`> u want teeth b1rd
15:00 <b1rd> Horny
15:00 <flammable> b1rd
15:00 <b1rd> Yea
15:00 <Cath^> good...cause i'm thorny
15:00 <HellFury> v1rd = virginal b1rd
15:00 <flammable> And bws close s at 9! Whyyyyy
15:00 <b1rd> Got my dik out now
15:00 <HellFury> he popped Lumeahs cherry but
15:00 <b1rd> U drinkin flammable? 
15:00 <flammable> Fff
15:00 <flammable> You catch on slow
15:33 <b1rd> U pussy
15:45 <chris`> shut up cunt
16:00 <b1rd> Go chapel st
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Pop that pimple and wash your crotch!
16:00 <Cath^> you with Lumeah b1rd?
16:00 <b1rd> Or anywhere not so remote :p
16:00 <HellFury> he was
16:00 <Exo> chip in some money take chris` the piss to grey st
16:00 <flammable> Snd get on pings with the wogs no thx
16:00 <b1rd> Na that was years ago
16:00 <HellFury> his knob went down coz of her bush
16:00 <HellFury> chipmunk style ;p
16:00 <b1rd> Lol
16:00 <b1rd> Dont remind me lol
16:19 <b1rd> Ignored junky
16:53 <chris`> good now fuck off
17:00 <HellFury> :p
17:00 <HellFury> she loves to gobble nuts but
17:00 <b1rd> Can u get grog delivered? 
17:00 <b1rd> Na she didnt 
17:00 <Exo> uber grog
17:00 <flammable> U gon delivery it to me b1rd?
17:00 <HellFury> lol
17:00 <HellFury> too cheesey
17:00 <b1rd> Bitch is angry wouldnt suk me off
17:00 <flammable> Na cuz that'd be work and dont do work
17:00 <b1rd> Yea k
17:21 <b1rd> No
17:52 <chris`> then shut up
18:00 <b1rd> Wat drinkies
18:00 <energizer> flammable, you sound like a fun drunk
18:07 <b1rd> Put u on ignore
18:21 <HellFury> lol
18:25 <chris`> shut up
18:29 <b1rd> Then i stay
19:00 <flammable> TequiiiiiilA!
19:00 <Exo> need to start an irc drinking game
19:00 <b1rd> Yum
19:00 <energizer> well gnite
19:00 <flammable> Im the funnest drunk energizer
19:00 <flammable> Oh fucj you then
19:00 <Cath^> lol
19:00 <flammable> Rude
19:00 <Exo> loooool
19:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk
19:47 <b1rd> U makin me soft piss
19:51 <Exo> thus the war of the roses begin
20:00 <b1rd> Yuk
20:00 <Cath^> lots of rudeness tonight  
20:00 <Exo> drink some beerz then red wine
20:00 <Exo> yerh cause we are approaching monday madness
20:00 <b1rd> wot dat
20:00 <flammable> Energizer mad because i band him
20:00 <xm> im so drunk im seeing random color text without even having e|f's script
20:18 <chris`> until a woman shows they care
20:40 <chris`> all u cunts shut up
20:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk hiii
20:50 <flammable> B1rd im getting a jib for centrelink fraud department
20:57 <flammable> Job
21:00 <b1rd> Im sober af 
21:00 <flammable> Lame b1rd
21:00 <Cath^> i must be te only sober one..i had milo
21:00 <Exo> 2x3m 4i1s 5D2r15U10N3k 2A7f
21:00 <b1rd> Well 
21:35 <flammable> Gonns investigate Jason Hill first
21:39 <b1rd> Cool hun
22:00 <flammable> Cath^ and b1rd can be sobr and miserable together
22:00 <b1rd> Id drink with ya
22:00 <flammable> b1rd can take piss every 5 minute
22:00 <b1rd> A couple but
22:00 <b1rd> Na i didnt drink too much water this time
22:00 <b1rd> Other day drank too much 
22:12 <b1rd> Sexy
22:14 <Exo> chris` when you gonna meet a sheila and lose ya viginity
22:49 <chris`> never
23:00 <Exo> get off them alcopops
23:00 <Cath^> lol Exo thanks
23:00 <Cath^> sif be miserable
23:00 <b1rd> Im wankin havin fun
23:12 <chris`> they like liars
23:42 <b1rd> We will fuk flammable
23:57 <Exo> danni is available
24:00 <b1rd> Stretchin it out ya know
24:00 <Cath^> i'm not wankin but
24:00 <b1rd> Oh
24:00 <b1rd> If u good at textin u can
24:00 <Cath^> sorry had my eye on your forearm ;p
24:00 <b1rd> One hand
24:00 <b1rd> Lol
24:00 <Cath^> sigh
24:00 <Cath^> hang on
24:48 <b1rd> Theres an obvious tension between us
25:00 <Exo> nly takes one hand
25:00 <Cath^> gotta get comfy
25:00 <Exo> slip into your nightie
25:00 <b1rd> Ye
25:00 <Cath^> i'm gonna have to put my phone down for this sheesh
25:00 <Exo> got mi long johns on
25:00 <b1rd> Lololol
25:00 <Cath^> i only have two hands
26:00 <Cath^> one holds the phone..the other types
26:00 <Exo> gotta learn to multi task cathay
26:00 <b1rd> Yup
26:00 <Cath^> ok...gonna type with my tongue
26:00 <b1rd> lol
26:00 <Exo> speech 2 text
26:00 <HellFury> or clit
26:00 <Cath^> hahaha
26:00 <HellFury> i mean
26:00 <HellFury> wrong wndow
26:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> chris` how r u
27:00 <Cath^> lol Hellfury
27:00 <HellFury> on fb and this is in background
27:00 <HellFury> i switched back to check my game
27:00 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/sydney-teen-auctioning-virginity-for-100000/news-story/1cda3bdf8cbe3d31695606669a40b807
27:00 <Exo> anyone got a spare 100k
27:00 <HellFury> !b1rd, does
27:00 <b1rd> Ye
27:08 <flammable> You think so
27:27 <flammable> I thin
27:52 <b1rd> Im sure of it
27:52 <chris`> shit house pong
28:00 <b1rd> Hot
28:00 <b1rd> How old
28:02 <flammable> Think you gross
28:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Why
28:15 <chris`> always have been
29:00 <Exo> 18
29:00 <Cath^> what if some creeper paid the big $..
29:00 <b1rd> Grandma
29:00 <b1rd> :p
29:00 <HellFury> pong will
29:00 <b1rd> Wats she want the cash for
29:25 <b1rd> Yea thats y we will have good sex
29:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Come to pooland chris`
30:00 <Exo> doesnt matter who it is as long as they got the cash
30:00 <b1rd> If 13 itd b good value lol
30:00 <Exo> cash for university
30:00 <Cath^> uni, car and pay off parents mortgage
30:00 <b1rd> Ye
30:00 <Cath^> parents must be proud lol
30:00 <b1rd> Hundred grand not much
30:00 <b1rd> I see that story alll the time
30:00 <Exo> She said she had already received two bids, one for $1000 and one for $10,000. “That’s not my goal amount,” she said. “I’m hoping for $100,000.”
30:00 <HellFury> i see you b1rdy looking in flammables window
30:00 <b1rd> Its fake news by the left
30:16 <b1rd> Ive got a strong immune system
30:25 <Cath^> o.o
30:29 <b1rd> Urs would b different to mine
30:38 <b1rd> Wed fk like rabbits
31:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/dsmRHG1
31:00 <b1rd> Lololol
31:01 * Exo looks at Cath^ o_O
31:05 <flammable> I threw up on the rug
31:07 <b1rd> Ok nuff said gotta empty balls lol for real now
31:12 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
31:13 * Cath^ looks at Exo
31:21 <flammable> b1rd clean up now bitch
31:25 <b1rd> Ill cook u a nice steak hun
31:28 <Cath^> wtf is going on in here?
31:29 <b1rd> Ok
31:39 <b1rd> Nice
31:41 <Exo> b1rd got the blue ballz
31:42 <flammable> Oh hey Cath^
31:47 <Cath^> lol
31:52 <Cath^> hi flammable
31:58 <Exo> 🐦
32:00 <Exo> haha
32:00 <flammable> That's hi m
32:00 <flammable> The dirty n word
32:00 <b1rd> Lol.. 
32:00 <b1rd> Na im white as
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I heard he threatens to rape her in pm.
32:00 <b1rd> Ill come over no worries :p
32:05 <flammable> v1rd is being antagonistic
32:05 <b1rd> Anything else flammable?
32:07 <Cath^> say what?
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32:15 <b1rd> Horny
32:21 <flammable> b1rd
32:29 <b1rd> Yea
32:32 <Cath^> good...cause i'm thorny
32:34 <HellFury> v1rd = virginal b1rd
32:36 <flammable> And bws close s at 9! Whyyyyy
32:44 <b1rd> Got my dik out now
32:49 <HellFury> he popped Lumeahs cherry but
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32:59 <b1rd> U drinkin flammable?
33:00 <Exo> put on your kathmandu jacket
33:00 <Exo> its cold out
33:05 <flammable> Fff
33:12 <flammable> You catch on slow
33:16 <b1rd> Go chapel st
33:20 <PandasDontDrive> Pop that pimple and wash your crotch!
33:25 <Cath^> you with Lumeah b1rd?
33:28 <b1rd> Or anywhere not so remote :p
33:31 <HellFury> he was
33:32 <Exo> chip in some money take chris` the piss to grey st
33:33 <flammable> Snd get on pings with the wogs no thx
33:38 <b1rd> Na that was years ago
33:39 <HellFury> his knob went down coz of her bush
33:54 <HellFury> chipmunk style ;p
34:00 <b1rd> Lol
34:00 <b1rd> Na its nice as
34:00 <flammable> Best way to clean spew from fluffy rug. Kgo
34:00 <b1rd> Buy new rug
34:00 <b1rd> Got a pet? 
34:14 <b1rd> Dont remind me lol
34:19 <HellFury> :p
34:26 <HellFury> she loves to gobble nuts but
34:40 <b1rd> Can u get grog delivered?
34:51 <b1rd> Na she didnt
35:00 <flammable> Dont have moneys for that. Anyone have helpful idea?
35:00 <Exo> club soda or vinegar 
35:00 <b1rd> Cats or dogs will eat it
35:00 <b1rd> Borrow a neighbour dog
35:00 <b1rd> Theyll knaw away at it till its fully clean 
35:01 <Exo> uber grog
35:01 <flammable> U gon delivery it to me b1rd?
35:02 <HellFury> lol
35:05 <HellFury> too cheesey
35:07 <b1rd> Bitch is angry wouldnt suk me off
35:11 <flammable> Na cuz that'd be work and dont do work
35:14 <b1rd> Yea k
35:45 Part: energizer ([email protected]) from #sydney
35:45 <b1rd> Wat drinkies
35:46 Nick: _energizer is now known as energizer
35:55 Quit: energizer ([email protected]) Changing hosts
35:55 Join: energizer ([email protected]) to #sydney
35:57 <energizer> flammable, you sound like a fun drunk
36:00 <b1rd> My dog used to clean walls
36:15 <flammable> TequiiiiiilA!
36:16 <Exo> need to start an irc drinking game
36:22 <b1rd> Yum
36:23 * Cath^ sits in the norty corner
36:39 <energizer> well gnite
36:42 Part: energizer ([email protected]) from #sydney
36:43 <flammable> Im the funnest drunk energizer
36:49 <flammable> Oh fucj you then
36:55 <Cath^> lol
37:07 <flammable> Rude
37:08 <Exo> loooool
37:28 <Cath^> lots of rudeness tonight  
37:30 <Exo> drink some beerz then red wine
37:56 <Exo> yerh cause we are approaching monday madness
38:05 <b1rd> wot dat
38:07 <flammable> Energizer mad because i band him
38:14 <xm> im so drunk im seeing random color text without even having e|f's script
38:40 <b1rd> Im sober af
38:53 <flammable> Lame b1rd
38:58 <Cath^> i must be te only sober one..i had milo
38:58 <Exo> xm is DrUNk Af
39:00 <xm> “I just need some quick financial help and I think it’ll give me a good boost to help pay for uni fees, I know you have to buy a lot of textbooks,” she said. “Also a car, and I can help my parents pay off their mortgage and pay bills.” <--- first was HECS, then when HELP, now HORE
39:00 <b1rd> Fake news
39:12 * Exo hands Cath^ a mojito
39:12 <b1rd> Well
39:14 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
39:19 <flammable> Cath^ and b1rd can be sobr and miserable together
39:32 <b1rd> Id drink with ya
39:38 <flammable> b1rd can take piss every 5 minute
39:45 <b1rd> A couple but
40:00 <b1rd> I seen that story every couple years for decades
40:00 <b1rd> Leftist propaganda 
40:00 <xm> what do they want with us!!!
40:00 <b1rd> Lol joke good one xm
40:02 <b1rd> Na i didnt drink too much water this time
40:13 <b1rd> Other day drank too much
40:21 <Exo> get off them alcopops
40:35 <Cath^> lol Exo thanks
40:43 <Cath^> sif be miserable
40:59 <b1rd> Im wankin havin fun
41:00 <b1rd> No idea
41:00 <b1rd> I tuned out
41:00 <Cath^> nite
41:00 <b1rd> Nite cath
41:19 <b1rd> Stretchin it out ya know
41:24 <Cath^> i'm not wankin but
41:29 <b1rd> Oh
41:44 <b1rd> If u good at textin u can
41:50 <Cath^> sorry had my eye on your forearm ;p
41:55 <b1rd> One hand
42:00 <b1rd> Lol
42:00 <b1rd> Sweet dreams
42:00 <flammable> Fuck it future ash problem
42:00 <b1rd> Heyyyy? 
42:00 <b1rd> lol
42:07 <Cath^> sigh
42:11 <Cath^> hang on
42:15 <Exo> nly takes one hand
42:20 <Cath^> gotta get comfy
42:44 <Exo> slip into your nightie
42:47 <b1rd> Ye
42:54 <Cath^> i'm gonna have to put my phone down for this sheesh
42:58 * HellFury hums a fart near b1rd
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> I say that
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> tomorrow josh problem
43:05 <Exo> got mi long johns on
43:06 <b1rd> Lololol
43:13 <Cath^> i only have two hands
43:37 <Cath^> one holds the phone..the other types
43:37 <Exo> gotta learn to multi task cathay
43:44 <b1rd> Yup
43:53 <Cath^> ok...gonna type with my tongue
44:00 <b1rd> Cuter wen she says it but
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Homer Simpson says it
44:02 <b1rd> lol
44:05 <Exo> speech 2 text
44:10 <HellFury> or clit
44:10 <Cath^> hahaha
44:11 <HellFury> i mean
44:13 <HellFury> wrong wndow
44:27 <Cath^> lol Hellfury
44:37 <HellFury> on fb and this is in background
44:43 <HellFury> i switched back to check my game
44:47 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/sydney-teen-auctioning-virginity-for-100000/news-story/1cda3bdf8cbe3d31695606669a40b807
44:50 <Exo> anyone got a spare 100k
45:00 <b1rd> Cant reply wankin
45:03 <HellFury> !b1rd, does
45:14 <b1rd> Ye
45:21 <b1rd> Hot
45:42 <b1rd> How old
46:00 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
46:00 <^bozoJim> so nice to see you here
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> you keyboard would have semen all over it
46:00 <b1rd> Fone
46:00 <b1rd> Na
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> prolly ejaculate all over your wanking hand and then continue typing
46:00 <b1rd> Sleepin bag needs a wash tho
46:00 <b1rd> Na im not a dribbler mate
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> ack ack ack
46:27 <Exo> 18
46:35 <Cath^> what if some creeper paid the big $..
46:39 <b1rd> Grandma
46:42 <b1rd> :p
46:48 <HellFury> pong will
47:00 <Exo> loooooooool @ ^bozojim
47:00 <Exo> nice to see u on so late
47:00 <Exo> normally your in bed by 9pm
47:00 <^bozoJim> as I want to harass you
47:00 <Exo> busy night on tinder?
47:00 <^bozoJim> I have been home all night
47:01 <b1rd> Wats she want the cash for
47:23 <Exo> doesnt matter who it is as long as they got the cash
47:24 <b1rd> If 13 itd b good value lol
47:31 <Exo> cash for university
47:32 <Cath^> uni, car and pay off parents mortgage
47:36 <b1rd> Ye
47:45 <Cath^> parents must be proud lol
47:51 <b1rd> Hundred grand not much
48:00 <Exo> what mischief did you get yourself in to today
48:00 <^bozoJim> I finished the paint box
48:00 <b1rd> Bitch with afl type shorts earlier mmm
48:00 <b1rd> Best legs n ass
48:01 <b1rd> I see that story alll the time
48:12 <Exo> She said she had already received two bids, one for $1000 and one for $10,000. “That’s not my goal amount,” she said. “I’m hoping for $100,000.”
48:12 <HellFury> i see you b1rdy looking in flammables window
48:13 <b1rd> Its fake news by the left
48:18 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/dsmRHG1
48:50 <b1rd> Lololol
48:57 Part: T-City ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h52m31s]
49:00 <HellFury> oops
49:00 <HellFury> thought i turned it off
49:18 <Exo> haha
49:32 <flammable> That's hi m
49:38 <flammable> The dirty n word
49:42 <b1rd> Lol..
49:49 <b1rd> Na im white as
49:54 <PandasDontDrive> I heard he threatens to rape her in pm.
50:00 <Exo> do show the paint box kind sir
50:00 <e|f> back [r: afk] [3h52m31s]
50:00 <e|f> you were gone way too long
50:00 <e|f> 3h52m30s would've been ok
50:00 <e|f> but 31s
50:00 <e|f> too long
50:00 <HellFury> i napped between 6 and 8
50:00 <e|f> ;D
50:00 <HellFury> but forgot to turn away off
50:00 <HellFury> haha
50:14 <b1rd> Ill come over no worries :p
51:00 <HellFury> um
51:00 <^bozoJim> ty
51:00 <HellFury> thats who i wanted to slap :p
51:00 <^bozoJim> go on HellFury give him another
51:07 <Exo> put on your kathmandu jacket
51:09 <Exo> its cold out
51:22 <b1rd> Na its nice as
51:24 <flammable> Best way to clean spew from fluffy rug. Kgo
51:44 <b1rd> Buy new rug
52:00 <^bozoJim> ty HellFury he needed that
52:00 <Exo> jimmy is always up for a nice greasy wing wang slap
52:07 <b1rd> Got a pet?
52:16 <flammable> Dont have moneys for that. Anyone have helpful idea?
52:19 <Exo> club soda or vinegar
52:30 <b1rd> Cats or dogs will eat it
52:50 <b1rd> Borrow a neighbour dog
53:12 <b1rd> Theyll knaw away at it till its fully clean
53:27 <b1rd> My dog used to clean walls
58:00 <Exo> where is your boyfriend anthony
58:00 <^bozoJim> I think he is out sulking
58:00 <b1rd> Mmm
58:00 <b1rd> Oops
59:00 <Exo> out or at home sulking
59:00 <Exo> https://au.news.yahoo.com/trolley-man-given-bail-banned-melbourne-cbd-072154677.html
59:00 <^bozoJim> I read about that
59:00 <b1rd> Might buy some kim chi tomorrow 
00:00 <b1rd> Sushi too
00:00 <b1rd> Breakfast il get like four or five brown rice salmon sushi yum
01:00 <Exo> didnt know u were banned from entering the cbd 
01:00 <b1rd> Fk its late
01:00 <b1rd> 11pm
02:00 <^bozoJim> is not me
02:00 <jigsaw> hi maggots
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> kim chi 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> meh
02:00 <b1rd> Good for u
03:00 <Exo> evening jigsaw
03:00 <Exo> hows things
03:00 <jigsaw> xo
03:00 <jigsaw> meh
03:00 <jigsaw> nothing happening on a sat night as always
03:00 <b1rd> Then dunno for lunch
05:00 <Exo> lol are u normally just chilling on irc sat nights
05:00 <jigsaw> um not at all
06:00 <jigsaw> (fb)
06:00 <jigsaw> facebook anonymous
06:00 <Exo> fb stalking 
06:00 <b1rd> Can smell purfume 
07:00 <jigsaw> catch and release ;)
07:00 <Exo> haha
07:00 <Exo> do u do any gaming
07:00 <jigsaw> a little
07:00 <b1rd> Probly traces from all these ppl earlier
07:00 <b1rd> Nice night 
07:00 <b1rd> Cool air not cold tho
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> Get some potato noodles and pancake
08:00 <b1rd> Full up
08:00 <b1rd> Tomorrow u mean
08:00 <b1rd> Ok
08:00 <b1rd> Ye mite do that
09:00 <Exo> yerh a pretty quiet night tonight
09:00 <jigsaw> back to normal then
10:00 <Exo> standard
10:00 <Exo> does cath have fb?
10:00 <b1rd> Anyway nite yall.
11:00 <b1rd> Lol flammable hope she not bad hangover
12:00 <L00PEYD0G> bye b1rd
13:00 <jigsaw> no, caths a porn star
14:00 <e|f> :o
14:00 <e|f> what's her porn name ?
14:00 <Exo> lools
14:00 <jigsaw> she wont say
14:00 <Exo> !seen *cath*
14:00 <StatsOP> I found 3 matches to your query (sorted): Cath^ Cath^_ Wrath^. Cath^ (Cath^@austnet.469520665.user) was last seen parting #sydney 3 days, 7 minutes ago stating "{}".
14:00 <jigsaw> secretive
14:00 <e|f> k :o
15:00 <e|f> Cath Cummings
15:00 <e|f> Cath Cocktease
15:00 <e|f> hmm
15:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:00 <e|f> i'll do some research on it
15:00 <e|f> promise
15:00 <Exo> lool
15:00 <Exo> e|f will do some investigations
15:00 <e|f> i will
15:00 <Exo> how's the pi going anyhow
15:00 <e|f> gave up on it
15:00 <e|f> mIRC is fucked
16:00 <e|f> can't calculate big numbers or handle big strings
16:00 <Exo> lol what were u planning to do 
17:00 <e|f> i found code to calculate pi and was planning to port it to mIRC
17:00 <e|f> but soon discovered mIRC was impractical for it
18:00 <e|f> mucked around with it to no avail
18:00 <e|f> there might still be a way to do it, but it would likely be drawn out
18:00 <Exo> if there's a will there's a way
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite
19:00 <e|f> yep
19:00 <L00PEYD0G> still hungry
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Same, frying couple eggs
20:00 <Exo> but question is if it's worth it lol
21:00 <e|f> probably not
21:00 <jigsaw> gave up on pi!
21:00 <Exo> quitters!
22:00 <L00PEYD0G> good idea lol
23:00 <Exo> stupid laptops overheating and i've only got mirc open
23:00 <e|f> the porn is using up all the memory and cpu
23:00 <e|f> close porn in browser
23:00 <e|f> problem solved
23:00 <jigsaw> porn on the brain! my work here is done
23:00 <Exo> i need to download fresh 4k hd porn
27:00 <Exo> playing a line battle event on Holdfast
27:00 <Exo> chinese server
27:00 <Exo> dont know what the fuq is going on
27:00 <Exo> 361 ping ftw
29:00 <jigsaw> chinese porn?  <soy milk face>
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:00 <breaker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1FS_vKJl8U
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: See you at the party Richter! SD (Oct 2, 2011) Length: 0:14 - Category: Pets & Animals - 183,035 views - 688 likes (98.4%), 11 dislikes (1.6%)
35:00 <Exo> cathhh!
36:00 <Cath^> :D
36:00 <Cath^> Hi there Exo
36:00 <Exo> u just missed jigsaw
36:00 <Exo> whatcha up to?
37:00 <Cath^> heading home
37:00 <Cath^> did he say hi?
37:00 <Exo> lol yeah
37:00 <Exo> where ya heading home from
37:00 <Cath^> lol
38:00 <Cath^> nite out in the city
39:00 <Exo> nice
39:00 <Exo> hawt date?
39:00 <e|f> Cath^, word on the e-Street is you're a porn star
39:00 <e|f> :O
40:00 <Cath^> well Sutekh didn't want to meet up
40:00 <Cath^> i'm a prawn star!
40:00 <Exo> i heard u stood him up several times
41:00 <Exo> got him all dressed up in his nice blazer and all
41:00 <Cath^> blazer? lol
41:00 <Cath^> well..he missed out
42:00 <Exo> looked like harry kewell in a politix blazer
42:00 <Cath^> you or him?
42:00 <Exo> him
43:00 <Cath^> he looks like Harry Kewell?
43:00 <Exo> yeah 
43:00 <Exo> didnt u know?
44:00 <Cath^> lol
44:00 <Cath^> stop teasing me
44:00 <e|f> those forearms
44:00 <e|f> to die for
44:00 <e|f> true story
44:00 <Exo> you've only seen his dj anta 69 photos from the 90s
44:00 <Exo> goes to the gym and dedicates 7 days on forearm workouts only
45:00 <Cath^> lol e|f
45:00 <e|f> ^^
46:00 <e|f> i cracked
46:00 <e|f> i'm smoking again
46:00 <Cath^> cracked what?
46:00 <Cath^> oh
46:00 <e|f> so... brb / cigarette
46:00 <e|f> ;D
47:00 <xm> what was the trigger?
47:00 <e|f> well
47:00 <Exo> xm: irc
47:00 <e|f> i ran out of nicotine gum 
47:00 <e|f> and was in a fix
47:00 <e|f> and someone offered me a smoke
47:00 <Exo> gotta quit cold turkey
47:00 <Cath^> what did you two get up to tonight?
47:00 <e|f> anyway, brb
47:00 <e|f> smokey smokes
48:00 <xm> Cath^, im Sutekh's gym bro
48:00 <xm> the above is all true
48:00 <Cath^> lol xm
48:00 <Exo> lol
48:00 <Cath^> at least he meets you
48:00 <xm> i scream CATH CATH CATH
48:00 <xm> to motivate him
48:00 <Exo> big forearms and penis but everything else is small 
48:00 <Cath^> lmaooooo
48:00 <xm> just when he's about to give up
49:00 <Exo> haha
49:00 <Cath^> he's probably on a hawt date
49:00 <Sutekh> huh
49:00 <Exo> i go to the gym to do neck workouts and aspire to be this guy
49:00 <Exo> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6393427/Facebook-users-poke-fun-Florida-drugs-suspect-mugshot-abnormally-large-neck.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
50:00 <President_Trump> looks like Cath^'s horny guys
51:00 <Exo> aren;t we all
51:00 <Sutekh> Cath^ rejected me long ago
52:00 <Exo> Sutekh your the second choice now since sixinchrambo has vanished
52:00 <xm> lol
53:00 <Cath^> show us your front ;p
53:00 <Sutekh> yeah rebound
53:00 <Cath^> :o
54:00 <Sutekh> once she threw flowers at my feet in here, another time she abused me harshly caus i said she liked orgies (as a joke) :(
54:00 <breaker> :)
55:00 <e|f> i got my dating skills from b1rd
55:00 <Cath^> who?
55:00 <e|f> he taught me everything i know
55:00 <e|f> so watch out ladies
55:00 <e|f> ^_^
55:00 <Cath^> lol
55:00 <e|f> mr sauve
55:00 <e|f> sweep you off your feet
56:00 <Exo>  🐦 is a natural ladies man
56:00 <Exo> its genetics
56:00 <Cath^> Exo is hawt
56:00 <e|f> it's like you meet a woman and say to her "nice tits"
56:00 <e|f> best pick up line, ever
57:00 <e|f> they'll fall at your feet
57:00 <e|f> either that or reach for the capsicum spray in their handbag
57:00 <President_Trump> grab em by the pussy
57:00 <Sutekh> e|f, doesnt matter what i say caus i look like the elephant man
58:00 <Cath^> elephant's trunk ;)
58:00 <Exo> e|f when your on irc and trying to pick up u should learn from the master
58:00 <Cath^> hi guardian
58:00 <Sutekh> if i looked good i wouldnt be on IRc on sat night :D
58:00 <e|f> lolol
58:00 <Cath^> lol
58:00 <e|f> if i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
58:00 <Exo> 50% success rate 
58:00 <breaker> I would like to see b1rd v's chris`
58:00 <breaker> #chatzone, #pooland I would like to see b1rd v's chris`
59:00 <Sutekh> haha
59:00 <Sutekh> fck they are old scripts
59:00 <Cath^> you had the option to come out Sutekh
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