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43:07 <CHRIS`> coffee lols
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10:19 <CHRIS`> going insane
10:22 <CHRIS`> yay
15:00 <CHRIS`> going insane
15:00 <CHRIS`> yay
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04:34 <CHRIS`> shoot me
04:37 <CHRIS`> please
04:50 <CHRIS`> over life
08:42 <CHRIS`> might kill myself
08:53 <CHRIS`> get away from the world that does not care
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09:00 <CHRIS`> shoot me
09:00 <CHRIS`> please
09:00 <CHRIS`> over life
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13:00 <CHRIS`> might kill myself
13:00 <CHRIS`> get away from the world that does not care
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58:24 <b1rd> Pisssssssss
58:51 <Exo> Morning gang
59:20 <Exo> all ready for the big kfc feast b1rd
59:29 <Exo> PiSSSSSssss
59:52 <b1rd> Yup
00:26 <b1rd> Quick nose around for sluts
00:35 <b1rd> Then huge feed
00:51 <b1rd> Reboot fone brb cuz
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03:08 <Exo> Wb
03:24 <Exo> wheres chris the piss
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15:00 <Exo>  Morning gang
15:00 <Exo> another exciting week of work
16:00 <e|f> hi :D
16:00 <Exo> g`day elfy
16:00 <b1rd> lol i just came
16:00 <e|f> what do you do for work, Exo ?
16:00 <b1rd> Dunno about work :D
17:00 <Exo> i work for city west water 
17:00 <e|f> environmental scientist?
17:00 <b1rd> Old corroded pipes 
17:00 <b1rd> Yuck shards of metal in the water
18:00 <e|f> fluoride and chlorine too
18:00 <e|f> ;D
18:00 <b1rd> Na they good for u
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18:00 <e|f> maybe :O
18:00 <b1rd> Yup
18:00 <b1rd> Make u stronger
20:00 <b1rd> So much dirt in the water better drink from a creek
20:00 <e|f> in minute doses, probably ok
20:00 <e|f> meh
20:00 <e|f> run the water through a charcoal filter
20:00 <b1rd> Im not rich
21:00 <e|f> ;D
21:00 <b1rd> Its ok i survive
21:00 <e|f> i'm not either
21:00 <b1rd> And im stronger and healthier than most ppl
21:00 <e|f> yep
23:00 <e|f> we have a pretty good healthcare system in this country too, in relation to other countries
24:00 <b1rd> What doesn't kill u only makes u stronger. 
24:00 <b1rd> Don't need it.
24:00 <e|f> time heals all wounds (well, most)
24:00 <e|f> ;D
25:00 <b1rd> Of course
25:00 <e|f> :)
25:00 <b1rd> :) 
28:00 <b1rd> Doctors have no idea how to maintain health. 
28:00 <b1rd> In themselves or their patients. 
28:00 <e|f> i would avoid them where possible
28:00 <e|f> keep life simple
28:00 <b1rd> Not a problem though. Look after myself. 
28:00 <e|f> the body has a pretty remarkable ability to heal itself a lot of the time
28:00 <b1rd> Indeed. 
29:00 <b1rd> All the time unless its major trauma
29:00 <e|f> an apple a day keeps the doctor away
29:00 <e|f> yea
29:00 <b1rd> And ur takin drugs
29:00 <b1rd> Intwr
29:00 <b1rd> Grr
29:00 <e|f> good food is basically "natural medicine"
29:00 <b1rd> Interferes with everything 
30:00 <b1rd> Na its just living
31:00 <b1rd> Ppl so used to eatin shit
31:00 <e|f> yep
31:00 <e|f> i bet... no, i'm sure... soon enough we will discover a lot of currently unknown health problems with some of the medicine currently available
32:00 <e|f> unknown and unforseen
32:00 <e|f> they peer review and do clinical trials, but results vary from person to person
32:00 <b1rd> Yep
33:00 <e|f> if i have a headache, for example, i usually won't even take a panadole
33:00 <e|f> just ride it out
33:00 <b1rd> Yep
33:00 <b1rd> Same
34:00 <e|f> ;D
35:00 <b1rd> If u take lotta drugs drink coffee etc alcohol. U get like a skinny neck
35:00 <e|f> yep
35:00 <b1rd> Dunno y
35:00 <e|f> skinny ankles is a fairly common observation for someone who might be an alcoholic
35:00 <b1rd> I want a big fat neck
36:00 <b1rd> Ah yea
37:00 <b1rd> Not gunna eat any raghead foods 
37:00 <e|f> eyes are a good one for someone who's addicted some kind of recreational drug
37:00 <e|f> and their behaviour
38:00 <b1rd> From now till next year
38:00 <b1rd> Yea 
38:00 <e|f> though, i've met people who turned out to be stoners and... they did not look like that, at all
38:00 <e|f> mhm
38:00 <b1rd> Eye drops
39:00 <e|f> yea
39:00 <b1rd> Cops use em
39:00 <b1rd> If they a bit seedy
39:00 <e|f> eye drops to remove red eye
39:00 <b1rd> Yup
40:00 <b1rd> But makes em look too clear
40:00 <b1rd> So u can tell
40:00 <e|f> yep
41:00 <b1rd> Hardly anyone in the city isnt on drugs
41:00 <b1rd> And grog
42:00 <b1rd> Your associates and bosses wouldn't trust u otherwise
42:00 <e|f> interesting thing - if someone's done dope, like, a few hours ago... and they're coming off the high... if they do something like smoke a cigarette, they can sort-of get high again... because nicotine/cannabis fire up some similar brain chemicals
42:00 <b1rd> Ah ye
44:00 <e|f> smoke a joint, you'll be stoned for a few hours; cook a hash cookie and eat it, you might be stoned for days
44:00 <e|f> ;D
44:00 <b1rd> It interferes with navigation
44:00 <e|f> yea
44:00 <b1rd> Uselese drug
44:00 <b1rd> Has no value
45:00 <b1rd> Not in recreational use or medical applications 
45:00 <e|f> that's why it's called dope
45:00 <e|f> you have to be one to use it
45:00 <e|f> ;D
45:00 <b1rd> Yea
46:00 <b1rd> Countries who legalise it are weakening national security in a huge way
47:00 <e|f> it can trigger mental illness in people who are so genetically disposed; for others, the general idea is they have an isolated, lonely, paranoid existence
47:00 <e|f> in my experience
47:00 <b1rd> Ive read that it causes mental illness in all users
47:00 <b1rd> Dose may vary
48:00 <b1rd> Depending on individual 
48:00 <e|f> depends on the person
48:00 <e|f> yep
48:00 <b1rd> And tolerance
48:00 <e|f> whether is causes it seems to be a "what came first, the chicken or the egg?" question in the psychiatric community
48:00 <e|f> whether it*
49:00 <b1rd> Mental illness is a load of bs 
49:00 <b1rd> If ur off drugs u will be fine
49:00 <e|f> yea
50:00 <b1rd> Easy to pick meth ganja alcohol psychosis 
50:00 <b1rd> Similiar 
50:00 <e|f> yep
51:00 <b1rd> Its hard for ppl to do the right thing and be honest
51:00 <e|f> ice psychosis is a good one. if you meet someone like that, talk them in to cleaning your house. they'll be able to do it in ten minutes. though you might need new windows and gyprock
52:00 <b1rd> Thats y bs focus on mental health instead of trying to get rid of drugs 
52:00 <e|f> true
52:00 <b1rd> Yep
53:00 <b1rd> Hate em
53:00 <flammable> Bird talking about how hard it is to be honest he's just about himself because he is full of shit
53:00 <flammable> Everything he says is a lie
53:00 <b1rd> If u try to stay clean in such a drug infested country
53:00 <b1rd> Its not easy
54:00 <e|f> everyone has a choice
54:00 <b1rd> Yea unless they dose u
54:00 <e|f> yep
54:00 <b1rd> Im fine ive secured my food etc
55:00 <b1rd> But it happens ive personally witnessed it
55:00 <e|f> for some people, it seems they develop the mental illness seemingly organically. but if they did drugs, it could accelerate that process
56:00 <e|f> if that makes sense
56:00 <b1rd> It may be that they were dosed by a 'friend' 
56:00 <e|f> heh
57:00 <b1rd> Organic mental illness is exceedingly rare even by their textbooks
57:00 <flammable> What a load of s***
58:00 <e|f> in the future, they might be able to identify probable genes for it and pre-emptively anticipate the illness with gene therapy
58:00 <b1rd> Almost always its family / drugs
58:00 <flammable> There are plenty of causes for mental illness drugs is not the only one. not even a large percentage
59:00 <flammable> As usual bird is preaching about a subject he knows nothing about hasn't done any research
59:00 <b1rd> Tackle drugs u wont have an issue with mental illness
00:00 <flammable> You claim this saying this stupid stuff to wind us up but in reality he genuinely believes it
00:00 <flammable> He will claim*
00:00 <e|f> genetics and environment
00:00 <b1rd> Drugs
00:00 <b1rd> Organised crime
01:00 <e|f> gene therapy!
01:00 <e|f> ;D
02:00 <b1rd> Isnt necessary 
02:00 <e|f> gene therapy is "prevention is better than cure" to the scientific Nth degree
02:00 <b1rd> Is the state showing its mental illness
02:00 <e|f> switch off those cancer genes
03:00 <b1rd> Cancer isnt that bad
03:00 <flammable> What a f****** stupid statement
04:00 <flammable> Cancer isn't that bad
04:00 <flammable> It should be a zline
04:00 <b1rd> Its like dan andrews 
05:00 <b1rd> Hes been in power too long so now hes going to use the health system to try and quash any dissent 
05:00 <b1rd> Under the guisebof mental illness.
05:00 <e|f> i hope you never get cancer
05:00 <e|f> :)
05:00 <b1rd> Its happened before. 
06:00 <b1rd> Ty
06:00 <e|f> gonna make some cawfeee
06:00 <e|f> bbiab
07:00 <b1rd> And me breakfast. 
09:00 <e|f> so while i'm drinking my coffee, i'm going to try to come up with a cure for cancer
10:00 <b1rd> Well. Start with quitting coffee
10:00 <b1rd> Gives u a thin neck
11:00 <e|f> lol
11:00 <b1rd> Brain needs blood flow
11:00 <flammable> A thin neck
11:00 <flammable> Wow
11:00 <b1rd> U look at longterm stimulant addicts
11:00 <b1rd> Thin necks
12:00 <b1rd> Vasoconstriction
12:00 <flammable> b1rd saw an anorexic person buy a coffee one time so it's a foregone conclusion
12:00 <b1rd> Ok makin porridge 
14:00 <b1rd> Smackies got that big ugly nose from the histamine
14:00 <e|f> ok, i couldn't cure cancer
14:00 <e|f> i'll move on to predicting lottery results
14:00 <e|f> ;D
14:00 <b1rd> Ok
15:00 <e|f> if i win Powerball, i could donate a lot of money to cancer research
15:00 <e|f> ;D
15:00 <KangaPoint> flammable seems to be getting severe allergic reaction to b1rd :D
15:00 <b1rd> Do u have cancer? 
15:00 <e|f> no
16:00 <b1rd> Shes on ignore buddy
16:00 <KangaPoint> watch out for blood pressure and toxic build up flammable 
16:00 <b1rd> Wouldnt put out
16:00 <b1rd> Well. Why care then elf? 
16:00 <b1rd> :p
16:00 <flammable> Good point KangaPoint it's a real risk, reading what b1rd says
16:00 <e|f> if you can't cure it, throw a lot of money at it and hope some other genius scientist/s can
17:00 <e|f> well, it would be nice to see it solved
17:00 <e|f> cancer causes a lot of misery
17:00 <b1rd> Sounds like politics 
18:00 <b1rd> So does terrorism drugs
18:00 <e|f> diseases can be cured or managed. people can't
19:00 <b1rd> Yes they can
19:00 <b1rd> Bullets
19:00 <e|f> lol
19:00 <b1rd> :p
19:00 <b1rd> Come on its fighting season join in its fun 
19:00 <e|f> i gave up trolling years ago
20:00 <e|f> had therapy for it
20:00 <e|f> true story
20:00 <b1rd> Im not trolling
20:00 <e|f> :p
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21:00 <b1rd> No therapy works if there isn't a real problem
21:00 <b1rd> It might teach the therapist a thing or two 
21:00 <b1rd> Brb
21:00 <lx> 1 seeya1 b1rd...
21:00 <e|f> k
22:00 <b1rd> Ppl r pissweak thesedays
22:00 <b1rd> Soft
23:00 <b1rd> Trolling does them a service to harden up
23:00 <e|f> :O
24:00 <b1rd> Its just banter
24:00 <b1rd> Except too much PC poofters ppl scared to connect
24:00 <b1rd> Ppl so many fears
26:00 <e|f> it's half past eight 
26:00 <e|f> in the morning
27:00 <KangaPoint> good to borrow neighbour's dog to take for a walk?
27:00 <e|f> lol
28:00 <KangaPoint> then eat breakfast at local shop
29:00 <e|f> sounds nice
30:00 <KangaPoint> yeh get some morning sun and wind
32:00 <KangaPoint> i probably need to do that to stay human and sane
34:00 <KangaPoint> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=653aIxR4ZwA
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shrek - Beautiful Princess. Fiona (May 25, 2013) Length: 0 - Category: Sports - 371,073 views - 1,553 likes (96.2%), 61 dislikes (3.8%)
34:00 <KangaPoint> ^ fiona and the blue bird
36:00 <e|f> ;D
37:00 <b1rd> Eating 
37:00 <b1rd> Say hi to your dad from me kangapoint 
38:00 <KangaPoint> dad says he misses ur firm butt
38:00 <KangaPoint> which isnt too hairy
38:00 <b1rd> Pass it on thx mate :) 
43:06 <flammable> Good morning Exo
43:12 <flammable> Up early
51:00 <KangaPoint> watching b1rd trolling is like having one's moist fingers being dragged down an enormous windowpane
51:50 <b1rd> Gooood morning kangapoint
52:00 <b1rd> What drug did you take to develop such courage kid? 
52:00 <b1rd> You are normally an emasculated little boy
52:00 <KangaPoint> some sweetened soya bean drink
53:00 <b1rd> Explains the bitch factor
53:00 <b1rd> You'll have your period soon. All good 
57:00 <e|f> >_>
59:00 <b1rd> Might go dunny
59:00 <e|f> <_<
01:00 <KangaPoint> watch out for giant mozzies
02:00 <KangaPoint> their bites aint pretty on ur pretty bum
05:00 <Exo> Where is joel thompson
07:00 <b1rd> Who is that
09:00 <KangaPoint> omg b1rd pm pic of his poop on a plate!
09:00 <KangaPoint> gross
09:00 <b1rd> Eat up kid
09:00 <Exo> Kuniva
09:00 <Exo> that is standard kangapoint
09:00 <b1rd> :D
10:00 <b1rd> Ahh kuniva
10:00 <b1rd> He was on yesterday 
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11:00 <Exo> Was that him loool
11:00 <Exo> smeagol
11:00 <Exo> no wonder he was sniffing mens undies
11:00 <b1rd> Yea lol
13:00 <T-City> b1rd sh1t
15:06 <Exo> Morning flammable. Im up early every morning unfortunately
15:32 <Exo> moring kangapoint elf energizer
15:38 <e|f> morning :)
15:43 <KangaPoint> morning exo
16:50 <KangaPoint> i wish i can wake up 5am every day
17:15 <energizer> yo Exo
17:32 <KangaPoint> can do a lot of things in morning
17:52 <KangaPoint> good to sleep early at night too, bugger all to do late at night anyway
18:37 <Exo> Haha im up 4am everyday
18:57 <Exo> start early finish early
19:21 <Exo> Which is good except weekends u wanna go out but sleepy by 7pm
22:03 <KangaPoint> 7pm is way too early
22:15 <KangaPoint> 10pm is good to sleep i reckon
22:57 <KangaPoint> after that there isnt much to do, ppl just wait till they wasted so they can go to sleep
23:36 <KangaPoint> much of the worlds problems go away if u have enuf sleep i reckon lol
24:30 <Exo> A sold 7 or 8 hours is good
24:32 <Exo> solid
30:00 <e|f> wish i could sleep less
31:00 * e|f sleeps too much
34:39 * flammable is not a morning person. 9am is my wakeup time
34:59 <e|f> might make coffee
35:03 <e|f> anyone else want?
35:07 <e|f> i gots instant
35:09 <e|f> :O
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41:42 <energizer> i'll take a flat white, e|f
46:12 <e|f> k
55:14 <energizer> thanks :)
55:18 <energizer> 1 sugar
55:23 <e|f> k
55:25 <e|f> yw ^_^
55:27 <energizer> what do you take?
55:47 <e|f> soy latte dusted with cocaine
55:55 <e|f> ;D
56:23 <energizer> lol that'd wake you up
56:28 <e|f> yup
56:50 <energizer> never tried coke, too worried I'd act like a major douchebag
56:50 <e|f> usually a cappuccino or a latte, but if i'm at home just instant
57:12 <energizer> yeah. nespresso is the bomb
57:15 <e|f> na, i don't touch drugs either
57:17 <e|f> waste of time
57:20 <e|f> hurt yourself
57:28 <energizer> don't mind a bit of weed every now and then
57:41 <energizer> can't do it during the week though, switches me off at work
57:44 <e|f> i'd probably need a nose job if i got into that shit
57:48 <energizer> lol
57:52 <e|f> or heart transplant
58:27 <e|f> cappuccino with soy and four raw sugars, please
58:38 <e|f> in takeaway cup
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22:03 <AndroUser> Anyone of to Arnhem land? I need a lift
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26:18 <e|f> Arnhem Island... wasn't that from the Batman movies ?
39:02 <b1rd> Arnem land lool youll get eaten by crocks
42:54 <energizer> thats far north QLD / NT isn't it
43:41 <e|f> dunno
43:42 <e|f> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Arnhem+land+Australia
44:21 <e|f> looks like far north qld
44:43 <e|f> if they find someone to give them a lift here i'm buying a lottery ticket
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55:30 <b1rd> Ok goin beach
55:37 <b1rd> Yay
59:47 <e|f> nice
03:00 <e|f> wb HellFury & KangaPoint
03:00 <HellFury> ty
03:00 <KangaPoint> ta e|fy
03:00 <e|f> yw x2
03:00 <KangaPoint> what's new?
04:00 <KangaPoint> just came back from car wash
04:00 <b1rd> Wb kangapoint 
04:00 <e|f> nothing but i took your advice and took a walk, albeit a short one
05:00 <KangaPoint> u sent me pic of ur poop b1rd 
05:00 <KangaPoint> i aint talking to u
05:00 <KangaPoint> ✋
05:00 <b1rd> U were hungry
06:00 <b1rd> A growing boy such as yourself must eat
06:00 <KangaPoint> anyone knows how to get rid of car wash wax on glass windows from previous wash?
06:00 <e|f> dunno about get rid of it but i suppose you could use Windex and some paper towels to go over it
07:00 <b1rd> Stop smoking rock and u won't care as much about insignificant shit like that. 
07:00 <KangaPoint> why such a short walk e|f?
07:00 <KangaPoint> where did u go?
07:00 <e|f> walked around the neighbourhood
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08:00 <b1rd> Do u walk around ur neighbourhood kangapoint. 
08:00 <b1rd> ? 
08:00 <KangaPoint> it be nice to have cafe and restaurants nearby to walk to
08:00 <e|f> it would
08:00 <KangaPoint> yeh i do
08:00 <KangaPoint> i walk around a place call signal hill
08:00 <b1rd> Often? Routinely? 
09:00 <KangaPoint> can see all around to horizon
09:00 <KangaPoint> yeh routinely
09:00 <b1rd> You would being autistic 
09:00 <KangaPoint> i do scenic walk and shopping walk
09:00 <e|f> what would be better - to live by a beach
09:00 <e|f> ;D
10:00 <KangaPoint> i browse shop to see what they have
10:00 <b1rd> City
10:00 <KangaPoint> beach close by too about 5km
10:00 <e|f> very nice
10:00 <b1rd> So i can keep an eye on my targets hey kangapoint wink wink
11:00 <KangaPoint> i know to stay from where homeless pee
11:00 <KangaPoint> homeless ppl
11:00 <KangaPoint> target, kmart, walmart etc
11:00 <KangaPoint> see what they got can be useful
12:00 <b1rd> we don't have Walmart 
12:00 <KangaPoint> kmart closing down there?
13:00 <b1rd> Kiddie! 
13:00 <b1rd> Naww kid
13:35 <e|f> going for a walk, bbiab
14:00 <b1rd> Was in kmart airport west other day
14:00 <b1rd> Then went to gladstone park 
14:00 <KangaPoint> i thought Sears own kmart and Sears has declared bankrupt
14:00 <b1rd> Nfi kid i dont smoke crack
15:00 <KangaPoint> never really hang around gladstone
16:00 <b1rd> I know
17:00 <b1rd> Might pop over to the north west later today
18:00 <b1rd> See how the area going
19:42 <b1rd> K
19:59 <b1rd> Yes! Go wind! Blow that girls dress up!
20:14 <b1rd> Goin beach
21:00 <b1rd> You like to cycle kangapoint? I just bought myself a mountain bike. 
21:00 <b1rd> Perhaps we could ride together sometime? 
21:00 <KangaPoint> i havent ridden a bike for years
21:00 <KangaPoint> i used to ride 2hrs a day
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22:00 <b1rd> Aww ok
22:00 <KangaPoint> to school
22:00 <b1rd> Well if i see u out we will ride together 
22:00 <KangaPoint> i had huge muscular legs back then
22:00 <b1rd> My legs r quite big
22:00 <KangaPoint> yeh sure
22:00 <b1rd> Arms too
22:00 <b1rd> Yep
24:00 <KangaPoint> ur quite fit then
24:00 <b1rd> Then ill head over to flammables for some afternoon delight :D
24:00 <b1rd> After a good workout with kangapoint my boy
25:00 <b1rd> Yea im an elite athlete 
25:00 <KangaPoint> im sure flammable would adore ur fit toned built
26:00 <b1rd> Yea she does
26:00 <KangaPoint> just dont talk too much
26:00 <KangaPoint> anyhow i gotta go do stuff now
26:00 <KangaPoint> bbl
26:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 KangaPoint...
26:00 <b1rd> Lol
27:00 <b1rd> Like frantically cleaning wax off your windscreen? 
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28:00 <b1rd> Ok mate ill be here awaiting your return. 
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33:51 <e|f> back
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36:54 <e|f> b1rd is perving
37:00 <e|f> and the world keeps spinning
38:08 <b1rd> Yup
38:23 <e|f> good on ya
38:26 <e|f> ^_^
38:36 <b1rd> Checked out some yummy young girls this morning
38:51 <b1rd> Goin beach work on my tan now
38:54 <e|f> yea, beach is good place for it
39:00 <e|f> i was at the beach yesterday
39:11 <e|f> some nice eye candy to view through my polarised sunnies
39:20 <b1rd> Some real charming dregs on the public transport
39:26 <b1rd> Lololol ye
39:28 <e|f> lol
39:32 <b1rd> Hot
39:49 <b1rd> Its an experience tho
40:08 <e|f> yep
41:05 <b1rd> Dont wanna cop pollon in city
41:20 <b1rd> Coz wind pickin up looks like rain too
41:24 <e|f> true
41:33 <b1rd> Smell it
41:38 <e|f> yea
41:44 <b1rd> But hasn't stated
43:50 <e|f> yep
44:00 <damian> would you get a handjob from him though?
44:31 <b1rd> Nice walk?
44:52 <b1rd> Eatin?
45:30 <e|f> had breakfast earlier
45:42 <e|f> having some water with lemon juice now
45:48 <b1rd> Yum
46:16 <b1rd> Yea i makin me own lemon drink
46:23 <chris`> hi
46:33 <b1rd> Bought sparklin mineral water n two lemons
46:46 <e|f> cheaper than buying it and also you know what you're drinking, i.e. not artificial
47:15 <e|f> dunno about you but, as i got older i could taste in most things whether it's artifical or not
47:15 <b1rd> Yupp
47:39 <e|f> like, you have a mcdonald's egg mcmuffin, you know the bread, eggs, bacon are the cheapest they could find
47:45 <b1rd> Yea same although these lemons r old as
47:54 <e|f> prob. won't matter
47:55 <b1rd> Lol sure is
48:03 <e|f> over-ripe fruit is pretty harmless
48:08 <b1rd> Lotsa sulphites in the eggs
48:13 <e|f> yea
48:15 <b1rd> Cheap cage ones
48:26 <e|f> yep, cage eggs for sure
48:31 <b1rd> Castlemaine the yummy bacon
48:57 <b1rd> I should do it on a bbq later yumm
49:03 <e|f> good idea
49:10 <b1rd> And the sodium in maccas omg
49:24 <b1rd> Dunno how ppl tolerate it
49:27 <e|f> sugar and salt is the basis of their menu, keeps people coming back
49:31 <e|f> they're addicted
49:33 <e|f> lol
49:39 <b1rd> Wow shes sexy
49:49 <b1rd> I reckon aye
50:30 <e|f> girl i used to work with always ate fast food
50:39 <e|f> came to work with coke and mcmuffin every morning
50:43 <b1rd> Lolol
50:44 <e|f> she was always off work sick
50:48 <e|f> ;D
50:57 <b1rd> Not surprisingly :p
50:59 <e|f> i wonder why
51:01 <e|f> lol yea
51:07 <b1rd> Bit slow that one yea
51:20 <e|f> you'd think a person with a degree would be smart
51:23 <b1rd> Bp thru the roof lol
51:32 <e|f> think an accountant would be good with handling their money
51:33 <b1rd> Yea u would
51:34 <e|f> but no
51:39 <e|f> the worry is a silly place
51:46 <e|f> the world*
51:54 <b1rd> So so true
53:37 <b1rd> Generally they are more polite
54:00 <flammable> No way
54:04 <b1rd> Which i guess is useful to be snobby
54:28 <b1rd> But yea ppl put on a face to the world
54:37 <b1rd> Never know
54:55 <e|f> yea manners and stuff
54:59 <e|f> grooming
55:04 <b1rd> Ye
55:16 <e|f> some people have a facade
55:22 <e|f> some are snakes in three-piece suits
55:33 <b1rd> Ye thats the word
55:37 <e|f> yep
55:50 <b1rd> Not all but
55:55 <e|f> class is an interesting thing to try to define
55:56 <e|f> yea
56:00 <flammable> Would prefer to stuff a cheese grater up there than any part of b1rd
56:08 <e|f> people have different views on it
56:17 <b1rd> Ok
56:22 * HellFury fans fart at b1rdy
56:25 <e|f> but, i suppose, you could meet a homeless person and find them to be the nicest person you'd ever met
56:28 <e|f> so go figure
56:30 * e|f shrugs
56:45 <b1rd> Yea excepts everywhere
57:34 <b1rd> thx hellfury
57:45 <b1rd> Nice :)
03:42 <HellFury> np
04:22 <e|f> i gots ginger beer
04:24 <e|f> woop
07:00 <KangaPoint> https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/happens-men-stay-bachelors-forever-200622198.html
08:00 <KangaPoint> not very detailed article
08:00 <b1rd> lol! 
08:00 <KangaPoint> ---> b1rd 
08:00 <b1rd> A wristie is standard from kangapoint 
09:00 <b1rd> You waste your time reading marketing posing as journalism kid? 
09:34 <HellFury> same
09:39 <HellFury> but i haven't done morning meds
09:41 <HellFury> so not touching it
09:54 <e|f> k
10:17 <HellFury> i hate being diabetic
10:30 <e|f> type 1 or 2?
10:39 <HellFury> T1...
10:45 <HellFury> but taking T2 meds
11:00 <b1rd> So in essence cucked men live longer. Kind of like when u desex a dog. 
11:01 <HellFury> specialist hasn't changedf
11:03 <HellFury> them
11:36 <e|f> hope they find a cure for you soon :)
11:47 <HellFury> yeah 8 yrs and counting lol
11:57 <e|f> ice cream is currently the only known cure
12:00 <e|f> tastes good too
12:00 <b1rd> Here's a tip kid. If you want science read a medical journal not fairfax or whatever. 
12:01 <e|f> ;D
13:00 <T-City> Hello there b1rd
13:23 <HellFury> haha
13:29 <HellFury> no it will trigger a sugar high
14:00 <e|f> so much hate in here today
14:00 <e|f> i'm out 
14:00 <e|f> happy chatting 
14:00 <e|f> bye :)
14:00 <b1rd> U got dinner organised for your butch gf when she returns from work? 
15:00 <e|f> ^_^
15:00 <b1rd> Kidddie! 
15:09 <b1rd> Ok on beach
15:27 <b1rd> Yay
15:37 <b1rd> Quite noice too
15:58 <e|f> i saw the talent at the beach yesterday
16:03 <e|f> so i'm all perved out
16:16 <b1rd> Ah yea
16:17 <e|f> maybe i'll go again next week
16:31 <b1rd> Kool
16:42 <e|f> i had some kind of yoghurt dish from the kiosk yesterday
16:55 <e|f> yoghurt, muesli, strawberry and banana
16:57 <e|f> was good
16:58 <b1rd> Any gud?
17:02 <e|f> yea
17:03 <b1rd> Yum
18:02 <b1rd> Gunna soak up the sun till it goes down like 4 or 5
18:09 <b1rd> Then get a feed
18:33 <e|f> good idea
18:43 <e|f> i just had salmon with chilli for the first time
18:48 <e|f> not... a good combo
18:51 <e|f> blerk
19:00 <b1rd> Could easily live here
19:15 <b1rd> Probly get bored but
19:21 <e|f> yea
20:40 <b1rd> Was a big gino body building guy before
20:46 <e|f> lol
20:50 <b1rd> lol
20:57 <e|f> yea, i know him
21:00 <KangaPoint> i like to have both, butch and girly girl
21:03 <e|f> his names Adonis
21:05 <e|f> ;p
21:08 <b1rd> Lol
21:13 <b1rd> Funny guy
21:19 <b1rd> Ah
21:19 <e|f> ^_^
21:46 <b1rd> Must take lotta juice
21:57 <b1rd> To pump him up
22:00 <e|f> maybe
22:00 <KangaPoint> butch gf can help work with the car
22:00 <KangaPoint> they like to do things like that
22:00 <KangaPoint> also they have shorter hair
22:01 <HellFury> on bleach eh
22:05 <b1rd> Yea
22:16 <e|f> his testicles look like walnuts
22:19 <e|f> true story
22:24 <HellFury> got kumchi
22:30 <b1rd> Hehe cute
22:38 <b1rd> Yum
22:59 <HellFury> kunchi
23:00 <KangaPoint> doesnt clog up the drain and snag the vacuum
23:04 <b1rd> U like it hf?
23:12 <HellFury> kunchi is nice
23:21 <b1rd> Is innit
25:37 * HellFury flicks kun chi at b1rdy
27:34 <e|f> phone is almost charged
28:28 <e|f> will stay off the wine today, let my body recover
28:33 * e|f winning at life
29:00 <b1rd> You're a boy. 
29:00 <b1rd> And your daddy is gone. 
29:05 * HellFury eats kun chi at the bleach and winks at b1rd
29:27 <b1rd> Hot
29:53 <b1rd> Makes good farts too
30:00 <T-City> b1rd speak up son
30:00 <b1rd> Better go prepare dinner or your gf gunna bash u. 
31:00 <b1rd> She really hates when her gf (u) doesnt have meal ready.
33:31 <HellFury> here have a cumsquat
33:35 <HellFury> i mean cumquat
34:00 <b1rd> She also asked you to tidy the unit vacuum wash the car
34:00 <b1rd> lol! 
35:00 <b1rd> Servant boy! 
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16:08 <e|f> speak of the Devil
16:09 <e|f> :O
16:21 <b1rd> LOLLLL
19:13 <HellFury> still eating kunchi and at the bleach?
19:24 <b1rd> Yea
20:07 <HellFury> ;p
22:50 <e|f> ^_^
27:43 <e|f> thE RAIn in SPAiN fallS MAiNLY oN tHE SpanIARDS
27:45 <e|f> THE raIN iN SpAiN faLls MAINLy oN tHE sPaNIARdS
27:48 <e|f> ThE RaIn In sPaIN fAlLs MaINLY on The SpaNiaRds
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30:26 <e|f> divinity
32:05 <e|f> divinity
32:09 <e|f> divinity
32:13 <e|f> ok, i'm done
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35:51 <b1rd> LOL @ taco
40:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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09:51 <Xhexx> Morning all, who's up?
10:00 <Exo> coffee lols
13:03 <e|f> <-
15:02 <HellFury> _..
15:07 <HellFury> _>>
15:09 <HellFury> ffs
15:12 <HellFury> ->
15:16 <e|f> lol
15:28 <HellFury> not mah day
15:31 <e|f> total IRC amateur mistake to type an . instead of a >
15:34 <e|f> ;D
15:54 <e|f> ......................................
16:00 <b1rd> Lol
16:32 <Devil45> i do that a lot e|f
16:44 <e|f> omg
16:47 <e|f> amateur
16:48 <Devil45> when a command requires > i do < instead and wonder why it doesnt work
16:50 <Devil45> pft
16:54 <e|f> ;p
16:56 <e|f> j/k
16:58 <Devil45> its called 'not paying attention'
17:12 <e|f> irc requires great focus and concentration
17:14 <e|f> hahaha
17:14 <Devil45> something ive been doing a lot
17:28 <e|f> getting old
17:32 <Devil45> no
17:34 <e|f> i know the feeling
17:37 <Xhexx> Legit only downloaded this last night
17:40 <Devil45> paying attention - something i fail to do
17:45 <Xhexx> Absolutely no idea what I'm doing
17:47 <e|f> back in my teenage days i totally pwned IRC
17:50 <e|f> i ruled the world
17:50 <Devil45> getting old is just nature mate
17:57 <Devil45> sucks but nature
18:00 <e|f> yea
18:03 <e|f> i know :)
18:15 <Devil45> i ran into this dreg at the shop earlier.
18:16 <breaker> !seen Devil1945
18:22 <e|f> yea...?
18:23 <Devil45> by dreg i mean some clown in thongs
18:25 <breaker> .seen Devil1945
18:26 <StupidOP> Devil1945 has not been seen.
18:39 <e|f> why were they a dreg
18:42 <e|f> just the thongs ?
19:00 <breaker> So #sydney has "rules" now?
19:00 <breaker> What are the rules Exo?
19:21 <Devil45> they looked derelict
19:55 <e|f> i saw an older lady buying smokes the other month. she had no teeth, skin looked horrible, looked like a drug addict. her hair was ok, but that's easy for anyone, isn't it? just let it grow and colour it
20:00 <b1rd> Oh yuk
20:01 <e|f> that is my definition of dreg
20:13 <Devil45> this was a guy
20:29 <Devil45> he looked like santa claus who got kicked out of the north pole
20:35 <e|f> lol
20:36 <Devil45> white beard n shit
20:45 <e|f> lol yea
20:56 <HellFury> (@b1rd) Funny cunt
20:57 <HellFury> (@Devil45) o
20:59 <HellFury> oops
21:04 <HellFury> one of those days
21:10 <HellFury> sorry
21:16 <HellFury> try #2
21:27 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/dI8BbmK
21:36 <breaker> HellFury does those fake mistakes for attention
21:42 <b1rd> Just on fone with jen
21:44 <Xhexx> SO, are all servers normally this quiet?
21:45 <b1rd> Brb
21:45 <lx>  It'll be quiet without you b1rd...
22:00 <b1rd> On the phone with jen brb
22:05 <e|f> that pic looks like kim kardashian
22:10 <Devil45> some days they are like a morgue
22:11 <b1rd> I found out u know breaker... My father fucked jen lol
22:14 <b1rd> Go dad
22:20 <HellFury> haha
22:29 <Xhexx> That's kind of what I've noticed haha
22:34 <Devil45> other days you get a little chat - occasionally trolls
22:36 <e|f> Xhexx: IRC is mostly dead these days. try year 2002
22:38 <Devil45> but mostly quiet
22:43 <Xhexx> Tried to join a bunch last night after my boyfriend explained the basics
22:50 <Xhexx> and yeah, ghost town :P
22:55 <e|f> yep
23:00 <b1rd> Quick shower meeting jen later
23:02 <Devil45> a decade ago ircd was cool
23:10 <e|f> ^^
23:16 <e|f> facebook stole most of IRC's users
23:19 <b1rd> Yea
23:20 <breaker> ircd ?
23:22 <Devil45> i had a bot which would connect with me - and get ops there
23:27 <e|f> so blame facebook
23:34 <Devil45> but its not just ops
23:37 <breaker> Devil1945 doesn't know there'sd a difference between IRC and IRCd
23:37 <b1rd> Hate fb
23:43 <Xhexx> To be fair, facebook has its uses
23:47 <Devil45> irc was also an experience to annoy or befriend folks
23:59 <Devil45> now fakebook does that
24:00 <breaker> !insult Devil45
24:00 <breaker> b1rd, You can only dream about it son.
24:25 <Xhexx> I use it for networking normally, or keeping up with friends and family
24:32 <Xhexx> would be pretty hard to do that with this
24:43 <b1rd> We met rich bitches off irc and smoked weed with em one time aged 16
24:49 <e|f> i use it (facebook) for conning the vulnerable out of their hard-earned money
24:52 <e|f> true story
24:57 <b1rd> Yeap
24:58 <Xhexx> are you a nigerian prince?
25:04 <e|f> yes
25:04 <b1rd> Ye
25:07 <Xhexx> hot
25:11 <e|f> ;D
25:15 <Xhexx> hahahaha
25:23 <e|f> btw, my uncle needs a kidney transplant
25:32 <e|f> so please transfer $50,000 to my bank account
25:38 <e|f> this afternoon, please, if you're not busy
25:39 <Xhexx> I'll bring the ice if you bring the bathtub?
25:45 <e|f> hahaha
25:46 <e|f> ;D
26:10 <e|f> those nigerians
26:14 <e|f> when will they learn
26:16 <HellFury> 419's
26:47 <Xhexx> 419-eater was a genuinely good read
27:24 <b1rd> I seen a african bitch on train talkin shit arguin on the fone
27:32 <b1rd> Total bitch
28:25 <Xhexx> Looks like I've found a new way to procrastinate
28:30 <Xhexx> Who needs to study anyway right?
29:29 <e|f> what are you studying
29:35 <e|f> neurosurgery?
30:19 <b1rd> Lolol
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30:35 <Xhexx> Medicine
30:39 <Xhexx> Close enough haha
30:44 <e|f> cool
30:58 <e|f> are you planning to specialise or just doing a 3-5 year degree
31:18 <Xhexx> nah just general practice
31:23 <e|f> cool
31:25 <e|f> a gp
31:27 <b1rd> I wanna b a breast tester
31:39 <e|f> you have to know a lot and pretend you know everything to be a gp
31:42 <Xhexx> I feel like there's probably a word for that
31:48 <Xhexx> uh
31:52 <Xhexx> women already know everything
31:56 <Xhexx> fucking gender passive
31:59 <flammable> ^ can vouch
32:00 <e|f> also have to spend a lot of time dealing with people who have nothing wrong with them and just want to talk
32:04 <flammable> We do
32:17 <b1rd> Lol losers
32:26 <Xhexx> I dont mind
32:28 <b1rd> Tell em to go on irc
32:34 <Xhexx> I like the idea of dealing with new people everyday
32:42 <Xhexx> something different
32:46 <e|f> being a doctor is mostly about social skills
32:50 <e|f> a gp, anyway
32:58 <e|f> and you've got to have a good memory and good grades
33:01 <b1rd> Youll get the same losers day in day out
33:02 <Xhexx> mmm and suffering hyperchondriacs
33:08 <b1rd> Yup
33:08 <Devil45> well ... if it wasnt for women none of us would have mothers or exist as we do now.
33:14 <Xhexx> Good grades I've got in spades ^.^
33:14 <e|f> hypochondria
33:16 <e|f> lol
33:18 <Xhexx> pot killed my memory
33:19 <Devil45> hypochondriacs?
33:27 <Xhexx> closeenough.jpg
33:44 <e|f> hypochondria - where someone thinks they've got something medically wrong with them, but not
34:00 <b1rd> No need to dream I'm seeing her tonight. 
34:03 <Xhexx> Tyty
34:09 <Devil45> that can also attribute to people reading medical books and inventing illnesses e|f
34:18 <b1rd> Xhexx unew to austnet?
34:19 <e|f> quick, i'm having a heart attack, google the symptoms. yes, that's it! no, it was heartburn from eating that burger
34:44 <Xhexx> Yeah bird, never used irc full stop until about 5 hours ago
34:45 <Devil45> its like when someone pukes for most of the day and assumes its something more serious that it actually is
34:56 <e|f> yes Devil, exactly
34:56 <b1rd> Lol sure kid sure
34:59 <Devil45> when its really gastric bug
35:00 <breaker> Really? Where are you seeing her b1rd?
35:01 <Devil45> or some virus
35:39 <Xhexx> heh
35:46 <Xhexx> what I get for dating a guy in his mid 30s I guess
35:55 <Xhexx> heard him say irc for the 13th time
35:58 <Devil45> but thats ok - vomiting is a way of removing toxins
35:59 <Xhexx> and I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS IT
36:00 <breaker> If she did ever meet you.. she'd knock your head off.
36:00 <b1rd> Eastern suburbs son. 
36:03 <Devil45> er
36:09 <e|f> dating and IRC don't usually go well together
36:18 <e|f> all the women i met off IRC turned out to be cops
36:21 <e|f> true story
36:22 <Devil45> irc - a place to chat - fight - troll - get owned - maybe make a friend
36:23 <b1rd> Yea
36:34 <Devil45> not in that order
36:49 <Devil45> you mean they were MALE cops e|f?
36:50 <Xhexx> I guess I was just fascinated
36:53 <e|f> well, now you know, Xhexx
36:59 <e|f> welcome to the labrynth
37:00 <b1rd> Wanna tag along? 
37:02 <b1rd> Good trolling to root ircers tho
37:04 <Xhexx> *pokes it with a stick*
37:16 <b1rd> Ppl go bannana s
37:19 <e|f> yea, they were
37:21 <e|f> FBI
37:28 <e|f> but i don't want to talk about it :$
37:30 <Devil45> reminds me - one server had users joining rooms claiming to be teen girls asking for cam
37:39 <b1rd> Yum
37:45 <Devil45> turns out they were actually undercover detectives from the cyber crime squad
37:52 <Xhexx> As if you would fall for that though
37:57 <b1rd> Still yum
37:59 <Devil45> targeting predators
38:00 <breaker> Sure.. I've already got a tag on your back.. it's marked with a red 4X
38:02 <Devil45> nah
38:08 <Devil45> i told em to piss off mostly when i was there
38:08 <b1rd> Legal pedoin
38:25 <e|f> IRC: Where the men are men. The women are.. mostly men. The children... are undercover cops.
38:33 <Devil45> ^
38:35 <Xhexx> I thought that was just the internet
38:46 <e|f> trust a magical elf
38:48 <e|f> ^_^
38:54 <Devil45> "its on the internet so it must be true"
38:56 <Xhexx> The man told me not to mention I'm a girl
39:00 <breaker> Line my scope up and *bang* ya dead son :)
39:01 <b1rd> Or enemies tryin catfish u
39:05 <Xhexx> He was like they're fucking weirdos
39:06 <Xhexx> hahahahahaha
39:13 <b1rd> :D
39:13 <e|f> well he was right
39:21 <Xhexx> mate
39:22 <Xhexx> no shit
39:25 <Devil45> it all boils down to common sense
39:34 <b1rd> Pics or bs
39:36 <Devil45> if you know the risks and go online - you be ok
39:42 <b1rd> Yea tru
39:48 <e|f> i know the risks
39:50 * e|f knows
40:00 <b1rd> Ur nerf gun
40:00 <b1rd> Im scared
40:01 <e|f> i do
40:02 <Xhexx> how do you do that?
40:04 <Xhexx> with the colour?
40:07 <Devil45> im not just talking about irc - but untrusted and unsecured sites
40:23 <Devil45> some still use http
40:26 <b1rd> Very tru
40:33 <e|f> i only use SSL and use latex gloves while using my keyboard for IRC
40:35 <Devil45> so click at own risk is the rule
40:38 <e|f> you can never be too careful
40:45 <Devil45> disposable surgical gloves
40:47 <b1rd> Yupp
40:50 <e|f> yea
40:53 <b1rd> Lol
40:57 <Devil45> like detectives wear when handling evidence
41:00 <b1rd> Jen said she wants to start a family with a real man like me
41:11 <b1rd> Can i have a digital rectal examination
41:16 <b1rd> :D
41:32 <b1rd> Please
41:52 <e|f> IRC is a secret craft that takes years of experience to master
42:09 <e|f> :O
42:09 <Xhexx> Or you could just use google
42:16 <Xhexx> :'D
42:17 <e|f> what's google?
42:22 <Xhexx> Where am I?
42:26 <e|f> i ask all my questions here
42:33 <e|f> "am I going to die?"
42:35 <Xhexx> Yes
42:39 <e|f> "no, you'll live forever"
42:47 <e|f> "ok, phew. was worried about that one"
42:47 <b1rd> Can i have a digital rectal examination?
42:57 <Xhexx> I mean
43:04 <Xhexx> not a very useful one
43:09 <b1rd> Please
43:09 <Xhexx> diagnostically speaking
43:20 <e|f> well, i need to know these things
43:25 <e|f> for my mental wellbeing
43:25 <Devil45> not even zuckerberg knows that secret e|f
43:29 <e|f> haha
43:36 <b1rd> Can i have a digital rectal examination??
43:40 <Devil45> its like the colonels secret herbs and spices
43:45 <e|f> yea it is
43:51 <b1rd> Think me prostate broken
43:52 <Xhexx> COuld go some kfc actually
43:55 <e|f> it's locked away in a vault, somewhere
43:56 <Xhexx> fuck you for making me hungry
43:56 <b1rd> Yum
44:04 <Devil45> i had takeaway lunch already :D
44:09 <b1rd> Fkn im goin get kfc
44:11 <Xhexx> not lunch time yet here
44:21 <Devil45> its 2 pm here
44:22 <b1rd> Yum
44:27 <Devil45> just after 2 pm
44:31 <Xhexx> almost midday here
44:38 <e|f> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+KFC%27s+secret+recipe%3F
44:41 <Devil45> wa time - behind sa
44:44 <e|f> ^^
44:45 <Xhexx> yep
44:59 <e|f> you're a perth person, Xhexx?
45:03 <Xhexx> >.>
45:05 <Xhexx> <.<
45:07 <b1rd> Xhexx howd u learn about irc?
45:10 <Devil45> i only guessed that based on the user host mask
45:11 <Xhexx> yes
45:22 <Xhexx> my what now?
45:26 <b1rd> Xhexx howd u learn about irc?
45:27 <Devil45> optus host
45:36 <e|f> he's hacking you!
45:39 <e|f> :O
45:46 <Devil45> wait... bigpond ;p fuckit - all the same to me
45:55 <b1rd> Ahh
45:58 <Devil45> nah
46:02 <b1rd> Its flammable
46:04 <e|f> Xhexx, you should get a job in the mines in Perth instead of the whole doctor thing
46:19 <e|f> if making money is your main objective
46:21 <b1rd> Knew as much
46:21 <Devil45> not again b1rd? wasnt it someone who said b1rd = mzmvp the other day?
46:35 <b1rd> No new users on irc
46:36 <Xhexx> nah the mines is fucked
46:36 <Devil45> oh that was energizer
46:40 <b1rd> Theyre leaving
46:45 <e|f> they love women operating the mining equipment. apparently they're better drivers than men are.
46:47 <e|f> ;D
46:51 <Xhexx> so they say
46:57 <Xhexx> something about concentration and lack of tunnel vision
47:00 <energizer> oh, it is.
47:45 <Xhexx> private practice is cushy
47:53 <e|f> no kidding
48:00 <Exo> so are u and jen an item now b1rd
49:00 <Xhexx> Should be good though
49:00 <b1rd> Yea we engaged
49:09 <e|f> how far are you into your degree ?
49:09 <Xhexx> many years left of study unfortunately
49:12 <Xhexx> will be worth it in the end
49:13 <e|f> ah
49:18 <e|f> yea, it will
49:45 <e|f> big debt paying for it all but it will eventually cover itself
49:53 <e|f> when you're making 2-300k a year
50:00 <b1rd> And breaker is enraged 
50:00 <Exo> 6c13O7N2G2r3a13t7Z
50:25 <Xhexx> Nothing compared to studying the same thing in the states
50:32 <Xhexx> I'll take my HECS happily
51:00 <Exo> lools
51:00 <Exo> b1rd gets all the ladies
51:00 <Devil45> he used to get the fish john west rejected
51:00 <T-City> LOOOLLLLL
51:03 <e|f> yeah
51:23 <e|f> good income guaranteed
51:34 <e|f> making it as a musician or sports player or whatever, not so much
51:37 <e|f> kudos to you
51:38 <e|f> ^_^
51:48 <Xhexx> If I pass all my exams sure
51:53 Join: KangaPoint ([email protected]) to #sydney
51:57 <Xhexx> Finals absolutely sucks
52:00 <T-City> b1rd wheres ya gf?
52:13 <e|f> you still have to take exams periodically when you practice
52:23 <Xhexx> Mmmm CPDs
53:00 <b1rd> Lol
53:00 <Exo> she bringing home the bacon
53:00 <Exo> for b1rd to fry
53:00 <T-City> bringing it back to the van
53:11 <b1rd> Yay school time
53:29 <b1rd> Gunna go perve on some young gurls get lunch
53:32 <b1rd> Brb
53:33 <lx>  Bye for now b1rd...
54:00 <b1rd> Looool
54:00 <Exo> wack it on the george foreman grill
54:00 <b1rd> Yup
54:00 <Devil45> those grills were cheesy
54:00 <b1rd> Chuk bitta dirt in
54:25 <e|f> k, enjoy
54:36 <Devil45> hes off to do some b1rd watching
55:00 <b1rd> I yea i cook normally not like a bogan
55:00 <flammable> I'd fuck b1rd if he wasnt such an idiot all the time
55:12 <Xhexx> So he mentioned
55:26 <e|f> he's gonna sit up on a lamppost to watch like one of those pelicans
56:00 <Devil45> b1rd is usually ok when he isnt being trolled
56:02 <Devil45> artistic resarch
56:16 <Devil45> the beauties on the beach
56:38 <b1rd> Yup
57:00 <b1rd> Yeah :) 
57:00 <flammable> Jk just wanted to see if he's really got me on ignore
57:00 <b1rd> Im a good boy
58:00 <b1rd> Just had shower and shave
58:00 <Devil45> i know hes got trump ignored
58:00 <b1rd> Yup
58:00 <Devil45> dont know about anyone else
58:00 <b1rd> Got heaps on ignore
58:00 <flammable> Me because i rejected his advances
58:00 <b1rd> Flammable coz she rejected me :) 
58:39 <Xhexx> Are you using it on your phone or did you sprint for food?>
58:47 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
59:00 <flammable> :)
59:00 <Devil45> awww she say no did she?
59:00 <b1rd> Few other tards like partay t-city etc
59:00 <b1rd> Yea
59:00 <Devil45> well i dont have that problem
59:00 <Devil45> not yet anyway ;p
59:00 <b1rd> :p
59:07 <e|f> phone, he is
59:39 <Devil45> b1rd is on phone but can multitask - he said so
59:52 <e|f> by multitask he means 'masturbate'
59:58 <e|f> an important part of IRC
00:00 <b1rd> Skyfire too
00:00 <b1rd> Coz hes a big retarded baby
00:00 <b1rd> Not too many others
00:07 <e|f> remember i said about it being a secret craft...?
00:12 <b1rd> One could say im doing the school run :p
00:28 <b1rd> Yup quite right devil45
00:38 <b1rd> Then bak to beach
00:40 <Xhexx> Didn't figure you'd be able to use something like this on your phone
00:41 <Xhexx> cool
00:44 <Glenn> oko would be interested in that b1rd :P
00:57 <b1rd> Lol
01:00 <Devil45> i got smellevra on that list
01:00 <b1rd> Strangely shes not on mine but she hasnt said a word for a week
01:05 <b1rd> Yup :p
01:14 <b1rd> Ok. Brb
01:26 <e|f> basically, any concept with computers... will probably exist on a phone too
01:36 <e|f> just search the app store or google play or whatever
02:00 <T-City> speak up b1rd
02:00 <b1rd> She thinks all my trolling is bcoz 'she wouldnt fuk me' 
02:00 <b1rd> Been trolling since day i was born 
02:05 <Devil45> ^
02:17 <Devil45> theres tons of shit on google play or app stores
02:22 <Devil45> for phones pc tablet etc.
02:26 <e|f> shit is the keyword
02:39 <Xhexx> Fair enough :)
02:42 <Devil45> well if its snapchat ill agree
03:00 <b1rd> I told her on the fone yea and i wouldnt fuk u either ur an ugly dog then she hung up
03:00 <energizer> ignore is for the weak
03:00 <b1rd> No its a useful tool
03:09 <e|f> the developers were like "how can we make money out of school kids?" / "we'll put paid adverts on our app"
03:15 <e|f> the story for a lot of phone apps
03:18 <e|f> how they came to be
03:32 <Xhexx> Eh
03:40 <Xhexx> I only really have the time for one social
03:46 <Xhexx> otherwise too many distractions
03:51 <Xhexx> FB is my vice
04:00 <energizer> omg that conversation between kelevra pandas and sheen
04:00 <energizer> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
04:00 <flammable> That was angry
04:00 <energizer> it was gold!
04:00 <b1rd> They all slow
04:00 <b1rd> If u notice
04:00 <Devil45> only 'conversation' i saw with kel was between her and kate in here one time
04:00 <b1rd> Verbally retarded
04:20 <e|f> most of the games and stuff exist tenfold, and to create them, a lot of code was just copied, dumped in pretty much
04:33 <e|f> there are some exceptions
04:39 <e|f> Minecraft
04:52 <e|f> stuff like that
05:00 <Devil45> katatonic vs kel - good reading.
05:00 <b1rd> Its a recorded phonecall devil45 
05:00 <Devil45> no
05:00 <b1rd> Never seen them two goin at it
05:18 <Xhexx> are we still talking about phones?
05:22 <e|f> yep
05:35 <Xhexx> mc is on phones?
05:39 <e|f> ah
05:41 <e|f> you got me
05:43 <Xhexx> where the fuck have I been living? hahaha
05:49 <e|f> but other games like card games or whatever
05:52 <e|f> Poker
05:53 <Xhexx> yeah fair enough
05:54 <e|f> on phones
05:57 <e|f> all the sort of stuff
06:04 <Xhexx> a lot of pc games are like that too
06:07 <e|f> yea
06:11 <e|f> you know what i mean :)
06:27 <Xhexx> mmm can't really hate it though
06:36 <Xhexx> forces everyone to improve & do better than the last person
06:43 <breaker> e|f and Xhexx should hook up.
06:44 <Xhexx> or at least... theoretically
07:15 <e|f> writing code is a cool thing because you can code it, come back later and tinker with it, make it better. that time duration could be 5 mins, 3 years etc
07:17 <e|f> ^_^
08:00 <energizer> new pistons, rings, gudgeons, and gasket set arrived today. got to pick up a soda blaster so I can clean up the engine then I'll start putting it together
08:00 <flammable> Sounds tricky, do you know what you're doing?
08:00 <energizer> and some more gloves to keep the grease off my hands. So much better than cleaning with soap
08:00 <energizer> of course :)
08:01 <Xhexx> The boyfriend told me to ignore both breaker & bird
08:07 <Xhexx> :'D
08:12 <e|f> lol
08:20 <Devil45> that wont always wok
08:22 <Devil45> work*
08:29 <Devil45> because he uses bots to get around ignore
08:48 <Xhexx> oh I didnt know you could actually ignore people
08:51 <Devil45> you can
08:55 <Xhexx> I figured he just meant mentally
08:57 <Xhexx> :'D
09:00 <Xhexx> fucking hell
09:00 <flammable> Build me a car?
09:00 <b1rd> Good luck
09:00 <energizer> er a whole car? no but I could fix one
09:00 <flammable> I looked at one last week but don't have my licence for another month
09:07 <Devil45> but if you ignore the user - they may try using a bot thats in the channel to annoy you and bypass ignore
09:08 <breaker> Who's the "boyfriend" ?
09:19 <Xhexx> Someone who said you're a troll
09:24 <Xhexx> Was he right?
09:29 <breaker> And you believe them?
09:42 <e|f> see you are learning the ancient craft of IRC now
09:50 <e|f> you can ignore people
10:00 <Devil45> you a mechanic energizer?
10:00 <energizer> you don't have a licence flammable? no Devil45 just DIY. have done a few engine swaps and rebuilds. maintain all my own cars
10:00 <Devil45> ah
10:04 <e|f> there is, however, no way to physically punch someone via IRC
10:04 <Xhexx> something tells me it's going to take longer than a day
10:05 <Devil45> or you can choose to simply not reply to them
10:11 <e|f> i'm working on code to do it, though
10:24 <Devil45> nah its easy'
11:00 <Devil45> its a hobby
11:00 <energizer> yep
11:00 <Devil45> you lower them?
11:00 <energizer> no way, raise them :)
11:00 <flammable> No lost it for 6 months lol
11:00 <energizer> 4WDrives
11:00 <Devil45> minimum ride height should be 100 mm
11:00 <energizer> flammable: you absolute rebel
11:08 <e|f> are you using mIRC, Xhexx ?
11:13 <Devil45> if b1rd is being silly - ill will have a word with him
11:27 <Xhexx> yep
11:29 <Devil45> hes got ircops watching him anyway
11:40 <e|f> mIRC has a help file -- /help -- if you want to take a look
11:51 <e|f> very good and thorough help file
11:56 <Devil45> or
12:00 <Devil45> flammable lost her licence - speeding maybe?
12:00 <damian> +voice
12:00 <energizer> here's a pajero engine I rebuilt from top to bottom, new everything https://i.imgur.com/qDuMmCY.jpg
12:00 <flammable> No I am a good person i would never
12:03 <Devil45> you can ask someone here why may know
12:16 <breaker> /play $read(help.txt)
12:22 <Devil45> like e|f energizer or anyone
12:28 <e|f> also, i think when it's first installed, there is also another, smaller help file dedicated to IRC
12:33 <e|f> IRChelp or something
12:45 <Devil45> who*
12:51 <e|f> which might not apply to every server you're on because they're all different a lot of the time
12:56 <energizer> Xhexx: breaker is okay
13:00 <flammable> Nice engine I guess?
13:00 <damian> i've lost my license twice from speeding, such an idiot
13:00 <energizer> as b1rd would say, flammable, 'sure kid, sure
13:00 <energizer> and thx
13:00 <damian> both when i was young and stupid though
13:00 <energizer> lol damian I got a few defects when I was getting around in a clubsport
13:01 <Xhexx> Alright thanks, will have a look
13:07 <energizer> he trolls the people who deserve it
13:10 <b1rd> A poof just perved at me
13:17 <Devil45> thats not exactly true energizer
13:21 <Xhexx> hahaha I'm sure the SO was just kidding
13:30 <e|f> sometimes i print the mIRC help file out, put the printed pages on the floor, cover myself in oil, and roll around on them
13:30 <Xhexx> haven't had any issues thus far
13:32 <Devil45> hes been annoying those who dont even talk to her
13:34 <e|f> but that's another story
13:35 <energizer> well, true at least 50% of the time Devil45 :D
13:35 <Devil45> him or it
13:49 <b1rd> Him
13:54 <breaker> /play $read(readme.txt)
14:00 <energizer> 'tyres bald, exhaust not compliant'
14:00 <Devil45> clubsport - the cop magnet
14:00 <energizer> it really was
14:00 <energizer> shit wheels too which looked very hoony
14:00 <Devil45> bald tyres always attract defects
14:00 <energizer> I was doing a skid which was why I got pulled up
14:00 <Devil45> but as a car - the clubsport isnt too bad
14:05 <energizer> who's your SO Xhexx
14:06 <b1rd> K gettin drink
15:00 <Devil45> was one of holdens better vehicles
15:00 <energizer> yeah it was actually a great car, very comfortable to drive. Mine was a VY
15:00 <energizer> good acoustics
15:00 <Devil45> bass speakers
15:00 <Devil45> big subs
15:00 <Devil45> a hoon-mobile
15:16 <Devil45> speaking of trolls - trump is one of the worst. he believes all women on irc love him.
15:21 <Xhexx> A ghost
15:42 <Devil45> when the reality is - none of them can stand him
16:00 <Devil45> no one around here drives a clubsport - either a regular commodore or crappy toyota
16:00 <energizer> https://i.imgur.com/7QsVP7g.jpg https://i.imgur.com/RzjOfmB.jpg
16:00 <energizer> big comfy seats
16:01 <e|f> that's because he's the real Donald Trump
16:02 <e|f> ;D
16:23 <Xhexx> Please no
16:23 <energizer> interesting. Why wouldn't you say who they are, Xhexx?
16:35 <Xhexx> Because he shook his head when I asked if I should
16:52 <Devil45> not the real one
16:57 <Devil45> the emu lover who comes here
17:00 <energizer> ... :)  https://i.imgur.com/RhTCM5e.jpg
17:00 <Devil45> shame the cops canaried it
17:00 <energizer> ah got it cleared it within a couple of days no biggie. but motivated me to sell it
17:01 <e|f> haha
17:03 <e|f> ...
18:00 <energizer> too much fun burning rubber and making noise
18:00 <Devil45> and stinking the neighbourhood
18:00 <Devil45> with smells of tyres
18:00 <Devil45> and the shitboxes some people around here drive its a wonder they arent canaried as well
18:27 <breaker> Devil1945 trolls people all the time and talks about people when they're not here.
19:00 <energizer> at least having a 4WD I have an outlet that doesn't go fast enough to really get any negative attention
19:00 <Devil45> saw a nice looking kingswood the other day - real one - looked pristine - hardly any rust on the bodywork
19:00 <Devil45> hard to believe a 40 year old car would still look good now
19:00 <b1rd> Are u driving a hoon car energizer? 
19:00 <energizer> have to stick to no higher than a 2" lift and 33" tyres to keep legal but there's plenty of other things to modify :)
19:29 <Devil45> if he tries anything, just say no
20:00 <energizer> that's awesome Devil45 
20:00 <Devil45> a 4 door
20:00 <Devil45> i think it was a HX
20:00 <Devil45> nice deep red with that creamy vinyl roof
20:00 <Devil45> all badges intact
20:00 <energizer> friend of mine has a '69 Camaro
20:10 <e|f> that /play readme thing wouldn't work
20:22 <e|f> you'd need two /s to evaluate the command
20:27 <e|f> properly
21:00 <energizer> fully restored, really mint
21:00 <Devil45> i wish id taken a pic
21:00 <Devil45> makes the shitbox hoon mobiles look bad
21:00 <b1rd> Yea hate hooncars
21:27 <Devil45> Tuesday 13/11/2018 14:56:15
21:44 <breaker> Wasn't meant to.. just looks good to say it could be play'd :P
21:52 <e|f> lol
21:54 <Devil45> use // as e|f says for some commands
22:00 <b1rd> Usually driven by wogs (not directed at u energizer) 
22:02 <Devil45> otherwise it wont work
22:04 <e|f> yeah but don't use the one breaker posted
22:13 <e|f> he was trying to h4x0r you
22:17 <Devil45> hes ignored
22:23 <Devil45> because hes a moron
22:27 <e|f> ah
22:42 <breaker> haha.
23:00 <energizer> nah the commodores are for aussie bogans... rat tails and shit tats
23:00 <Devil45> ha
23:00 <energizer> the wogs drive the JDM shit
23:00 <Devil45> crummydraws
23:00 <energizer> hondas 
23:00 <Devil45> asians drive hondas around here
23:26 Part: Xhexx ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:37 <e|f> bubbye hex
23:42 <e|f> until we meet again
23:44 <e|f> ^_^
24:00 <b1rd> Aussies drive bmw's
24:00 <Devil45> and the shit toyotas too some indians drive magnas
24:00 <b1rd> Cashed up thesedays
24:00 <energizer> i gave up caring about which manufacturer's car I owned when I realised the Patrol is a damned awesome car
24:00 <energizer> was a die hard Toyota man until I drove one
24:00 <Devil45> bmw - the car druggies have
24:00 <b1rd> Wogs drive the hooncars cheap horsepower 
24:00 <energizer> realised I could get a better, newer car with more features for less money than I was prepared to spend on a mid 90's cruiser with a shitload of ks
24:00 <Devil45> nissan patrol - those are gutsy
24:20 <e|f> be like (to the boyfriend): "why the hell did you tell me to come on here? they're all weirdos!"
24:23 * e|f bets
25:00 <energizer> there is a couple of issues with them
25:00 <energizer> like design flaws
25:00 <energizer> but nothing that can't easily be fixed
25:00 <energizer> landcruisers have them too
25:00 <energizer> in fact I would say the cruiser issues are worse - faulty big end bearings on the turbo diesel - wtf
25:28 <breaker> /timer 1 1 /say $fulldate | /say $host | /say $version | /say $port | /say $ip
25:40 Join: Xhexx ([email protected]) to #sydney
26:00 <energizer> or weak cylinder heads on the 100 series diesel
26:00 <energizer> those are major issues
26:00 <energizer> never seen a good handbrake in a cruiser either
26:34 <e|f> wb
26:43 <e|f> timers eh
26:48 <e|f> good old timers
27:00 <energizer> clutches in 100 series right through to the new Prados have been faulty, they are undersized and even reversing up a steep hill with no load at all will cause it to slip and burn
27:49 <e|f> if it's a freshly installed copy of mIRC it would give the warning dialog when sometime first tried to run a command, anyway
27:57 <e|f> sometime = someone
28:00 <energizer> lol just getting a bit into it there
28:00 <energizer> doing a pandas
28:00 <energizer> or a beehh
28:24 <Xhexx> ah yeah
28:28 <breaker> /timerQ 0 300 /msg $chan $read(e|f_knowledge.txt)
28:34 <Xhexx> my cat
28:39 Part: NeoGeo64 ([email protected]) from #sydney
28:42 <Xhexx> jumped on the power button
28:45 <Xhexx> she's a cunt
29:00 <Devil45> nah beehhh talks shit
29:00 <Devil45> pandas just rants occasionally
29:00 <energizer> true
29:00 <flammable> I would classify that car stuff as shit
29:00 <Devil45> not everyone is "into cars"
29:01 Join: NeoGeo64 ([email protected]) to #sydney
29:22 <e|f> i thought you left us because your initial assessment of us was that we are all weirdos
29:30 <e|f> but i'm relieved now to know it was the cat all along
29:31 <Xhexx> nah
29:34 <Xhexx> weirdos are my people
30:00 <Devil45> but it makes a change from either a dead chan or people fighting
30:00 <Devil45> :)
30:00 <energizer> yeah!
30:03 <e|f> timer -m 0 50 echo -a e|f loves you!
30:26 <Devil45> gotta love cats - annoying but loveable at the same time.
30:29 <breaker> echo to yourself?
30:48 <e|f> yeah i need to know i'm loved
30:52 <Xhexx> mmm Starbuck is a special kind of asshole
31:00 <Devil45> slap em!
31:00 <energizer> that was your fault Devil45 
31:00 <Devil45> hurts more than a trout
31:00 <energizer> you did that
31:00 <energizer> you enabler
31:00 <flammable> :)
31:00 <Devil45> ok dr phil
31:00 <Devil45> :P
31:00 <energizer> lol
31:00 <Devil45> i got some episodes of dr phil talking about enablers
31:19 <breaker> on *:text:*:#: { if ($nick == e|f) {
31:19 <breaker> write e|f-log.txt [ $time(dd/mm/yyyy) $time(HH:nn:ss tt) ] $+ [$chan] $+ < $+ $nick $+ > $1-
31:19 <breaker> }
31:36 <e|f> :O
31:40 <e|f> you're logging me
31:48 <Xhexx> huh?
31:50 <breaker> No :P
32:00 <energizer> you can sit through that show? that's like a documentary of the quintessential dumbass american
32:00 <energizer> no offense
32:00 <Devil45> i used to encode and upload them
32:01 <e|f> (breaker is talking to me)
32:10 <breaker> Just something I whipped up just then
32:32 <e|f> you'd need [$chan] as [ $+ $chan $+ ]
32:38 <e|f> won't evaluate otherwise
33:00 <Devil45> but gave away that a couple of years ago
33:00 <Devil45> got sick of the hate comments about the content. the fact they were tv rips should be obvious.
33:00 <Devil45> some people expect blu-ray 4 k quality
33:00 <energizer> should have just pointed out it was free
33:00 <Devil45> i did
33:00 <energizer> what was your tag?
34:00 <energizer> handle
34:00 <Devil45> just a bs name
34:00 <Devil45> with 40 on the end
35:00 <energizer> ah okay
35:00 <Devil45> not like yify
35:00 <energizer> not that there is many I'd recognise
35:00 <energizer> yeah yify
35:00 <Devil45> aXXo
35:00 <energizer> and those others
35:00 <energizer> hah nostalgic
35:00 <Devil45> when isohunt was managed well
35:00 <Devil45> it went to shit around 2010
35:00 <energizer> RELOADED
35:00 <Devil45> and kat was shut down in 2016 by us government.
35:00 <energizer> for all the games
35:00 <energizer> yeah that was a sad day
35:00 <Devil45> skidrow too?
35:00 <energizer> yeah for racing games
35:00 <Devil45> i think i got tdu 1 proper reloaded
36:00 <energizer> NFSU2
36:00 <Devil45> now tdu was a cool game
36:00 <Devil45> but due to servers no longer being around you cant finish it to 100%
36:00 <Devil45> 89% is the highest i get in offline mode
36:00 <energizer> yeah that's a pain, they killed the servers for GRID really quickly too
36:00 <energizer> the first one was the best IMO
36:00 <Devil45> and tdu 2 sucks for one reason
36:00 <Devil45> the races are hard
37:00 <Devil45> some are off road
37:00 <energizer> should try out Spintires
37:00 <Devil45> but it has night time and 2 islands to drive on. so just general fun - its not bad
37:00 <energizer> that is offroad :)
38:00 <Devil45> then theres nfs hot pursuit
38:00 <Devil45> which if you choose free driving mode - you can be either a regular racer or drive a cop car
38:43 <b1rd> Ive decided im gonna smash down two pies
38:54 <b1rd> Yum
38:58 <b1rd> Brb
38:58 <lx>  Oh so quick b1rd...
39:00 <b1rd> Chucked a bit of dirt in with me dinner
39:00 <b1rd> Yum ginger garlic
40:00 <energizer> this one
40:00 <energizer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP8KnhHNvqY
40:00 <energizer> was gold
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Need For Speed 3: Hot Pursuit (1998) (Mar 30, 2013) Length: 18:02 - Category: Gaming - 455,876 views - 1,610 likes (93.2%), 117 dislikes (6.8%)
40:23 <Xhexx> Just got shown some massive scripts for this
40:28 <Xhexx> Where do you guys find the time
40:30 <Xhexx> hahahaa
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42:16 <e|f> yeah some people create stuff for mIRC with the scripting language
42:18 * e|f used to
43:41 <Xhexx> Yeahhh I have nfc what any of it does
43:48 <Xhexx> looks reasonably complicated
43:52 <Xhexx> but that's an untrained eye
44:00 <Devil45> i was thinking the criterion games nfs hot pursuit 2010
44:30 <e|f> again, the ancient craft of IRC
44:49 <e|f> take a tip from me - concentrate on the medical degree
44:51 <e|f> ;D
45:07 <Xhexx> hah, yes, I will study eventually today
45:13 <Xhexx> when youtube stops distracting me
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47:00 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRvZnN0iiwo
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit (2010) - Traffic Police Events (PC) (Jan 23, 2017) Length: 25:19 - Category: Gaming - 342,182 views - 1,463 likes (92.2%), 124 dislikes (7.8%)
47:04 <b1rd> Ok eatin pies
47:24 <b1rd> Yum
47:34 * Watties kisses HellFury
47:55 <Xhexx> Pies would probably be a better call than KFC
48:00 <e|f> gonna make a coffee
48:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h7m47s]
48:00 <b1rd> Come on rice
48:00 <b1rd> Cook im hungry
48:00 <energizer> yeah cool, I will have to grab that :)
48:00 <energizer> bbl heading to shops, then home, then doing engine work
48:02 <e|f> brb
48:02 <lx>  Not too long now e|f...
48:16 <b1rd> K
49:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 energizer...
49:51 <b1rd> Bloody good pies
51:00 <Exo> got the munchies
51:00 <Exo> this bag of trailmix not doing the trick
51:00 <b1rd> I got huge feed comin up
51:00 <b1rd> If teh cunt fits in the pan
51:21 <Xhexx> Mail me some kthanx
51:45 <b1rd> Address kid?
52:00 <b1rd> Get a feed then exo
52:00 <Exo> whatcha got on the grill b1rd
52:09 <Watties> pies would be nice might have a pie tonight
52:47 <b1rd> Im having two right now
52:55 <b1rd> Not coles shit
53:00 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/shes-had-terrible-luck-young-lotto-winner-willing-to-pay-100000-a-year-for-loyal-boyfriend/news-story/ea1fad817a8a94e4ce03d2cc198971d2
53:00 <Exo> good opportunity there lads
53:00 <Exo> get on it
53:06 <Xhexx> Yep 123 definitelyarealstreet, WA
53:07 <b1rd> Premium stuff
53:25 <b1rd> Kidddddie!
53:55 <Xhexx> Im surviving off the time-tested uni student diet of mountain dew and fear
54:00 <Exo> A woman who complained that winning the lotto at 17 “ruined her life” is looking for a boyfriend — and she’s willing to pay him a six-figure salary.
54:48 <e|f> send me to me care of Jesus at the Pentagon
54:55 <e|f> coles meat pies are prob. horse meat
54:59 <e|f> wouldn't not surprise me
55:00 <b1rd> Fk 
55:00 <b1rd> Hed have to be hung well
55:00 <b1rd> If shes payin good money like that
55:14 <Xhexx> the shit cuts we dont export at that
55:18 <Xhexx> still taste good though
55:27 <e|f> yea
55:32 <e|f> lips and aholes
55:40 <Xhexx> The occasional hoof
55:48 <e|f> offal
56:00 <b1rd> She still 17?
56:00 <Exo> nah
56:00 <Exo> won the lotto at 17
56:00 <b1rd> Lol
56:00 <Exo> now 20s i think
56:00 <b1rd> Oh k
56:00 <Exo> introduce her to chris`
56:00 <b1rd> LOL
56:00 <Exo> how much weed can he buy with that type of cash 
56:32 <b1rd> Lovely
56:37 <b1rd> Next pie
56:55 <b1rd> Y waste good food
57:00 <b1rd> She needs to buy a blowup doll
57:00 <Exo> yep
57:00 <Exo> red flags everywhere 
57:00 <Exo> question is what the fuq is wrong with her
57:00 <b1rd> Yea shed b a complete bitch
57:12 <b1rd> Real men eat entire animal
57:31 <b1rd> A hungry wolf or lion wont leave much
57:58 <e|f> lol
58:00 <b1rd> I guess money cant buy everything 
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58:14 <e|f> i've never had the stomach to each much of it
58:18 <e|f> but liver is ok
58:28 <e|f> had liver once, it was ok
58:33 <Xhexx> Nah fuck that
58:42 <SkyFire> hi e|f
58:48 <e|f> hi SkyFire, wb :)
58:49 <b1rd> We eat entire carp in asia
58:52 <SkyFire> :)
58:59 * flammable noms SkyFire
59:00 <flammable> I'd be someone's gf for six figures
59:06 * SkyFire cuddles flammable
59:08 <b1rd> Eyeball head
59:11 <b1rd> Etc
59:15 <b1rd> Brains
59:19 <SkyFire> and gets eaten by flammable - LoL
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00:59 <flammable> Nom Nom
01:26 * [[[[[pong]]]]] does a smelly poo near flammable
01:56 <flammable> That was my cardboard cutout decoy
02:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No it u
02:15 <flammable> Nup wasn't
02:30 <SkyFire> LoL
02:38 * SkyFire snuggles up to flammable
03:03 <flammable> Oi who you getting touchy feely with
03:13 * [[[[[pong]]]]] kisses flammable with tongue
03:16 <b1rd> She needs a ropt
03:22 <SkyFire> lol you
03:30 <flammable> That was b1rd not me pong
03:40 <SkyFire> lol [[[[[pong]]]]]
03:48 <b1rd> Give her some dik
03:51 * SkyFire throws [[[[[pong]]]]] out the door
04:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U want pong meat sword
04:11 <Devil45> you would need a crane to do that successfully SkyFire
04:35 <Devil45> capable of lifting up to 10 tonnes
04:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U prob fatter then pong Devil45
05:05 <Xhexx> This conversation went south quickly
05:53 <flammable> Xhexx sounds like sex when said aloud
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06:03 <b1rd> Quickly go piss
06:07 <b1rd> Then beach
06:20 * [[[[[pong]]]]] feels his own erect penis
06:36 <flammable> Just do it in the water at the beach, b1rd
07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Do some plops
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11:40 <b1rd> Lol
13:42 <b1rd> Lolol
14:16 <b1rd> Gonna smash two mangoes down the beach
14:20 <SkyFire> !ttop10
14:21 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1683) 2. Devil45(679) 3. Xhexx(669) 4. b1rd(632) 5. AndroUser(208) 6. SkyFire(163) 7. HellFury(139) 8. energizer(105) 9. KangaPoint(80) 10. flammable(78)
14:38 <SkyFire> amazing b1rd isn't in the lead
15:07 Nick: KangaPoint is now known as KissLock
16:54 <Devil45> hes been eating
17:09 <Devil45> b1rd always eats
17:16 <b1rd> Yup
18:14 <b1rd> Dinner maybe kfc
18:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Get 9 piece feed 9.95
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22:38 <chris`> hello
23:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii tisk
24:40 <chris`> hi pong
24:53 <b1rd> Yummm bitches at beach
40:21 <b1rd> Yay
40:44 <b1rd> Ate mangos chukd rest in bushes
42:45 <b1rd> Yea later ill get kfc
45:25 <Xhexx> Mi goreng
45:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1 day pong show u got get girls b1rd
45:41 <Xhexx> nectar of the gods
45:53 <b1rd> No thats poo
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat
46:10 <b1rd> Gives u cancer
46:15 <Xhexx> Girls gotta eat
46:32 <b1rd> Send pic or man
46:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Are u girl Xhexx
46:56 <b1rd> Hes a man
46:56 <Xhexx> **incoming saggy, efukt-esque tit pic**
46:59 <Xhexx> nah
47:02 <Xhexx> apparently im a man
47:07 <b1rd> Yes
47:38 <Xhexx> Honestly though
47:43 <Xhexx> having a dick would make life easier
47:52 <Xhexx> imagine all the places you could pee
48:29 <b1rd> U sound liiike kelevra
48:36 <b1rd> Owned
48:49 <Xhexx> I have no idea what you're talking about
49:30 <b1rd> Confirmed
50:07 <Xhexx> Burns only work if the victim is contextually aware
50:41 <b1rd> No
50:45 <Xhexx> Yes
50:50 <b1rd> I got u kid
51:03 <b1rd> :)
51:08 <Xhexx> **cries into 70c noodles**
51:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Xhexx wanna have a 3sum with pong and b1rd
51:59 <b1rd> Kidddddie!
52:26 <b1rd> Wheres jeremy kidddie!
52:42 <Xhexx> Sounds like a plan
52:48 <Xhexx> Want a foursome instead?
52:57 <b1rd> He looked cut
52:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
52:58 <Xhexx> I recently adopted an especially friendly great dane
53:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U suck him
53:13 <Devil45> that isnt exactly fair on the dog
53:19 <Devil45> to subject her/him to pong
53:26 <Xhexx> ahhhahaha
53:26 <b1rd> Lololol
53:30 <Xhexx> rekt
53:40 <Devil45> if you saw pongs pic you would agree its unfair to the dog
53:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd: would love
53:56 <Xhexx> Probably something I can live without
55:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd and pong looking for a 3sum
55:30 <b1rd> Yesss
55:35 <b1rd> U wog?
56:15 <Xhexx> Hey who you callin a wog
56:40 <breaker> .seen Devil1945
56:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd lieks wog men
56:41 <StupidOP> Devil1945 has not been seen.
56:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> The greasier the better
57:18 <Xhexx> moustache or no moustache?
57:41 <b1rd> Yum
57:49 <b1rd> Wogs r girly
58:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd bums them
58:22 <Watties> Devil45 is rude man
58:38 <breaker> He's also very abusive and trolling.
58:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He is
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He evil old skatterbrain
59:15 Part: chris` ([email protected]) from #sydney
59:21 <breaker> He's an old biddy who makes up lies about others
59:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yesss
59:58 <b1rd> Breaker is a junky. Nulff said
00:08 <b1rd> Pong. A spastic
00:18 <breaker> How can I be a junky when I don't do drugs b1rd?
00:23 <breaker> Retard.
00:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> What u saying b1rd? We mates??
01:06 <breaker> cpe-101-103-x-x.bpi3-r-031.fli.sa.bigpond.net.au
01:45 <b1rd> Junkie
02:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd we mates u silly
04:05 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h5m19s]
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31:37 Nick: Acem is now known as TurK
31:51 Nick: TurK is now known as Acem
37:27 <b1rd> How much for some turkish delight acem son?
38:30 <Acem> I dont know b1rd :)
39:10 <b1rd> Hahaha
39:33 <b1rd> 50 for the hour?
39:50 <b1rd> :p
48:55 <e|f> i'd back
50:02 <b1rd> Hello elf
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50:52 <e|f> hiiiii
52:55 <b1rd> Hiiiiii
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11:00 <SkyFire> cya Kezzie *hugs*
11:00 <b1rd> Ok take care kezzie :) 
11:00 <flammable> Be mates with b1rd then if thats what you want
12:00 <Kezzie> flammable b1rd is always nice to me i even get hugs now
12:00 <b1rd> Yupp :) 
12:00 <Kezzie> anyway just got home from 3hrs of iv fluids need a rest in bed
12:00 <b1rd> Ok
12:00 <flammable> Kezzie but you seem to never notice the disgusting things b1rd says like the filthy sexual comments about underage girls and the threats of rape directed at me?
12:00 <SkyFire> aww have a good rest Kezzie
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13:00 <Kezzie> guess as its not aimed at me flammable 
13:00 <Kezzie> bbl
13:00 <lx> 1 ciao for now1 Kezzie...
13:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
13:00 <flammable> Must be nice to be that oblivious.
13:35 Part: usadude_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
14:00 <b1rd> Youre a shit stirrer bad gurl
14:00 <b1rd> Paste examples or shut up flammable 
14:10 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) from #sydney
15:00 <breaker> Stop abusing people and being very rude Kezzie, You have been told, it's your last warning.
16:00 <b1rd> Go away breaker. 
16:00 <breaker> Make me :)
16:00 <b1rd> :) 
17:00 <breaker> See you soon Kezzie bbl :)
17:00 <Kezzie> yes breaker afater my rest
17:00 <Kezzie> after
17:00 <b1rd> Flammable is so obsessed with me even though she knew shes been on ignore over the past week she still talks about me.. Sad. 
18:00 <T-City> How'd you know she was talking about if you shes on the iggy b1rd?
18:00 <SkyFire> https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/11/australia-indian-ocean-dipole-el-nino-181107130227069.html - After a winter of drought, Australia faces failing summer rains too as the oceans adopt an unfavourable pattern.
18:00 <flammable> Im not really, he wont because he wants to keep tabs on me
19:00 <b1rd> I just took u off ignore sweety
19:00 <flammable> Mhmmm
19:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:00 <T-City> He doesnt put anyone on ignore lol
19:00 <b1rd> When u were attacking my friend kezzie
19:00 <T-City> He just pretends to when it gets too tough for him
20:00 <b1rd> Not very nice really
20:00 <breaker> Just like when Kezzie whinges about being sick and says bbl.. she's still here abusing people
21:00 <T-City> She turns a blind eye to his tormenting of other users
21:00 <flammable> Full of shit b1rd. Your 'oh Kezzie hugggsss' are because she's female and your desperate, if she wasnt oblivious to what a bag of shit you are you'd be on her ignore too
21:00 <flammable> Exactly T-City
21:00 <b1rd> You dont know anything you are a young girl
21:00 <flammable> Try to be nice to her but then she rolls in and voices all the fuckwits
21:00 <SkyFire> yeah
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22:00 <breaker> Cause she's an old biddy and leaves her teeth in a jar beside the bed.
22:00 <SkyFire> don't know what has come over her - she used to ban the loonies
22:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
22:00 <T-City> SkyFire knows it
22:00 <b1rd> Someones jealous!!! 
23:00 <b1rd> Meowwww
23:00 <SkyFire> LoL
23:00 <flammable> You literally have nothing anyone could be jealous of b1rd
23:00 <b1rd> No. U want me. 
23:00 <HellFury> no really
23:00 <HellFury> i go outside to go see what hes doing to the car
23:00 <b1rd> Other women chat to me
23:00 <b1rd> U attack em
23:00 <HellFury> two of them sit there staring
23:00 <b1rd> Quite simple really flammable 
23:43 Quit: Devil45 ([email protected]) Quit: Three important rules of getting older: stay close to a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart!
24:00 <HellFury> now its meow to come back in coz i let one out
24:00 <b1rd> Aww kets
24:00 <flammable> [18:14] (b1rd) Paste examples or shut up flammable
24:00 <flammable> Your turn champ
24:00 <HellFury> lol b1rd sounds like jealous
24:00 <b1rd> U need a root
24:00 <b1rd> Yea doesnt it
24:00 <flammable> Yeah i do b1rd - still wouldnt take one from you though
24:00 <T-City> ahhhh HellFury has chimed in
24:00 <b1rd> Flammable if u need a root all u gotta do is say so
24:00 <T-City> Welcome to the conversation HellFury 
24:00 <SkyFire> jealous that everyone has somewhere to live and he lives in a crappy van
25:00 <HellFury> and im getting out of the convo T-City
25:00 <b1rd> Youd bloody well enjoy it im not bad
25:00 <flammable> b1rd you sound so desperate
25:00 <flammable> Thirsty asf
25:00 <flammable> Put me back on ignore
25:00 <SkyFire> you would be desperate with living in a van
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26:00 <b1rd> Dont tell me wat to do
26:00 <T-City> What street are you parking on tonight b1rd?
28:00 <b1rd> Gonna clean up me dishes brb
29:00 <b1rd> Cant wait go perving on girls tomorrow 
29:00 <T-City> lol
29:07 <AndroUser> +OK Rsuer.8I3Bv1LJsas.nbU8O/oEhVw.HXl/y.LpRFB.ZsfJj1Oxi4E1SLnuo137BfP0C7UjO1
32:00 <breaker> 35deg here today so humid
32:00 <breaker> bbl
32:00 <lx> 1 See ya1 breaker...
32:40 <Exo> looking for greens in ryde
32:44 * Exo slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
32:50 <b1rd> Lol wat
32:59 <flammable> [18:33] (Error) This message is encrypted, but no key is set.
32:59 <flammable> What
33:00 <b1rd> Ill post u my mobile flammable sweet cheeks
33:00 <b1rd> Hang on :D
33:00 <breaker> Answer your phone b1rd
33:00 <breaker> Why you not answer?
33:02 <Exo> did u get the kfc as planned??
33:06 <flammable> What did I do
33:16 <b1rd> Flammable
33:17 * Exo hands flammable a glass of red wine
33:24 <b1rd> Take me out
33:31 <b1rd> Ill b ur chik
33:46 <b1rd> Im very feminine
34:00 <b1rd> Balls in ur court flammable dial a root anytime k
34:00 <flammable> You wish
34:36 <b1rd> U never met me u dunno
35:00 <b1rd> You will contact me :) 
35:05 <b1rd> Karn giz another chance
35:16 <AndroUser> +OK fcUAM//EdLL.s31n9/vuwKn.vhR3K1jhtOB.WlVqt./mf5k/sCg8I0qbo8o.C6alM.ccGci/ppYHc.pHn7o1kPL7Q/qgnGS.Gz9ns/OEqVC0
35:44 <Exo> lools
36:01 <b1rd> :(((
36:50 <AndroUser> +OK 32jRS0lpADr1YYuNv1CIquJ1P7mSW0gsvMF0t8IY/.9GFqs1iRAHG04iE9c.bI/Sz1lGZui01TCtS0bquyH0
37:02 * Exo slaps AndroUser around a bit with a large trout
37:08 <Exo> where's the weed
37:43 <AndroUser> +OK E4Y4q1HUP5/1TnACx.lr1Kz.SQm.A1k9K91/yx6uS0VlvFk0bZy6.0dAu7y.51n5d0xh7aG.3mX4C.C6uVf/UWVHp.AmK3f0
39:00 <Exo> 1-800 horny
39:55 <e|f> i've decrypted what he's saying
40:00 <HellFury> 1800-dial-a-root
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40:02 <e|f> with my autistic mathematical mind
40:06 <b1rd> Lololpl
40:07 <e|f> he's asking for porn
40:12 <b1rd> Lolol
41:10 <Exo> lool
41:14 <Exo> i think he want time stopper porn
41:50 <AndroUser> +OK 7nuHb/AmBZi.ylnOE/8kUPV.cmz/s1Do.G/1
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42:51 Part: AndroUser ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:56 <Exo> R.I.P Stan Lee
45:00 <Sutekh> pluck a duckie haha
46:00 <b1rd> :D
46:07 <Exo> https://au.news.yahoo.com/police-pose-windscreen-washers-catch-drivers-mobile-phones-053607222.html
47:00 <Sutekh> Exo pls ban *!*@* i get upset in this channel but i aint leaving :D
47:00 <SkyFire> LoL Sutekh
47:00 <SkyFire> just set a noexpire server ban with *!*@* - Muahahahahaha
47:00 <Exo> i ain't no puppet!
47:29 <e|f> r.i.p.
47:59 <Exo> https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/kim-kanye-hired-private-firefighters-save-california-mansion-013925226.html?guccounter=1
48:00 <Sutekh> yep and +e Sutekh
48:00 <Sutekh> haha
48:00 <b1rd> Lololol
48:00 <b1rd> Bondage 
49:00 <Sutekh> i want a puppet, where is Jimbo :/
51:00 <Sutekh> SkyFire, can u make me a puppet?
51:00 <SkyFire> nah
51:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
51:00 <Sutekh> :(
52:00 <SkyFire> hands Sutekh the strings
52:28 <Exo> sure can go for some bunnings snags
53:00 <b1rd> Lol
56:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
57:00 <Sutekh> * Added *!*@* to ignore list
57:59 <HellFury> ross the toss has a small one in his pants
58:00 <SkyFire> LoL
58:01 <HellFury> i mean
58:48 <Exo> haha
58:51 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/XjFvOdD
58:56 <Exo> ross the toss every morning
59:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user joined
59:12 <Exo> pEoPle sEem to LeiK pONg
00:04 <e|f> tHEY Seem tO
00:08 <e|f> BUt dO They, ReaLly?
01:37 <Exo> LolS wHeN ArE u SCripTing SoMEtHIng NEw E|f
01:57 <e|f> when i get a genius idea
02:02 <e|f> doesn't... happen very often
02:03 <e|f> ;D
02:29 <HellFury> hahaah
02:35 <HellFury> you are so wrong Exo
02:49 <breaker> ROLLiNg oN the FlOOr lauGhinG @ e|F
02:50 <breaker> ROlliNg on THE fLoOr LaUghInG @ E|F
02:51 <breaker> RolLIng ON ThE FlOor lAUGhInG @ e|F
03:00 <Exo> 4r7O12S14S 12t1h5E 4T10o15s3S
03:20 * e|f is not a genius
03:45 <HellFury> but i like it
03:46 <HellFury> ;p
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
04:14 <breaker> HellFurY lIkES ALL dICKS wItH THe CHEeSE SmELL
04:18 <breaker> HELlFURY LIkeS aLl dIcKS wITh THe CheEsE smelL
04:19 <breaker> HeLlFuRY LIkes ALL DicKs WITh tHE cHeESe SmeLL
04:58 <e|f> she's like thrush ?
05:10 <e|f> i prefer blue cheese
05:13 <e|f> or maybe philly
06:00 <b1rd> Hii
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd u not a sxc bum liek pong
07:00 <Exo> pong pick us up a bucket of wicked wings
07:00 <b1rd> Picking nose
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong has 2 x 9 piece feed on tuesdays
10:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
10:00 <Exo> dont want the thighs 
10:00 <Exo> too small
10:00 <Exo> hi AndroUser, are u selling any green
10:00 <b1rd> Might get kfc tomorrow 
10:00 <b1rd> Soon as opens
10:00 <AndroUser> Hi 👋 I couldn't find silk road so I thought I'd come to mirc Street
11:00 <AndroUser> Hey
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii AndroUser
11:00 <AndroUser> Hello 👋
11:00 <AndroUser> Hope you're all well
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It pong here
11:00 <Exo> do you deliver uber style AndroUser?
12:00 <AndroUser> No hahah sorry bro you'd have to come to Ryde
12:00 <b1rd> Hello
12:00 <AndroUser> It'd be worth your while you won't get bigger anywhere else
12:00 <AndroUser> Hi bird 🐦
13:00 <b1rd> Hi
13:00 <Exo> can b1rd get a sample
13:00 <Exo> need to try b4 buy
13:00 <b1rd> U got pounds how much
13:00 <b1rd> Yea
13:00 <b1rd> Smoke up first
13:34 <Exo> modly spotted blue cheese
14:00 <b1rd> Smoke a quarter first
14:00 <AndroUser> Nah mate sorry, it's two cone gear
14:00 <b1rd> Yea they always say that
14:00 <b1rd> Ill tell u if its good
15:00 <*buffextras> KangaPoint!~Q{{@austnet.859706004.user joined
15:00 <AndroUser> I got no reason to lie I've told you its not chronic but it's good gear it will get you clubbed
15:00 <Exo> need to be sure though
16:00 <b1rd> Yup
16:00 <b1rd> Always sample
16:00 <Exo> dont have much money left from the dole payments
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong want get clubbed
16:00 <Exo> bought some yu-gi-oh cards
16:00 <AndroUser> Mate I can assure you I been smoking for 20 years mate I didn't just start smoking last year
16:47 <HellFury> lol
17:00 <*buffextras> KangaPoint!~Q{{@austnet.859706004.user is now known as KissLock
17:00 <b1rd> Dont know u
17:00 <Exo> yes
17:00 <b1rd> So ur word has no weight
17:00 <Exo> no one can vouch for ya
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd u want a back massage?
17:00 <b1rd> Either ill sample a q
17:00 <b1rd> Or nothing
17:00 <b1rd> Ok
17:00 <AndroUser> Hahahaha see ya have a good one
17:00 <AndroUser> Nothing
18:00 <b1rd> Ok
18:00 <b1rd> :) 
19:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
19:00 <b1rd> U too hope u can sell ur bush bud
19:00 <AndroUser> I don't need to sell my gear buddy I'm wearing half kilo of chains bracelet and rings that were custom made,
19:00 <AndroUser> It's hydro goose
19:00 <b1rd> Sure kid sure
19:00 <Exo> got any pics
19:00 <b1rd> Plenty of shit hydro goose
19:00 <AndroUser> Yeah hit me up on hangouts [email protected]
20:00 <b1rd> Ill give u a point of shard for the lot since thats wat u need
21:00 <AndroUser> Pfft what ever champ
22:00 <AndroUser> I'm probably old enough to be your dad
22:00 <b1rd> U comin down son? 
22:00 <b1rd> How old? 
22:00 <Exo> 10L2A1U4g1h13I6N2g 7O10u2t 4l12O12u12d2S
22:00 <AndroUser> I'm 37 buddy
22:00 <b1rd> Im 38 suk muy dik
23:00 <HellFury> thats if its not doused in Lumeahs period blood
23:00 <b1rd> Son
23:00 <HellFury> :P
23:00 <b1rd> LOOOOL
23:00 <Exo> loool eww
23:00 <b1rd> he can clean it off
23:00 <HellFury> haha
23:00 <Exo> leave it there to dry and crust
24:00 <b1rd> Lololol
24:00 <AndroUser> Hahaha I smoke half ounce a week mate
24:00 <Exo> that's not much
24:00 <b1rd> I used to smoke 8 gram a day
24:00 <AndroUser> That's just a waste
25:00 <b1rd> Shard mornings heroin at night
25:00 <b1rd> Not at all
25:00 <AndroUser> Hahahahaha
25:00 <b1rd> Big drugpig
25:00 <AndroUser> Junky through and through ay
25:00 <b1rd> Clean now but
25:00 <b1rd> Yea
25:00 <b1rd> Pretty bad
26:00 <b1rd> I even quit coffee and booze 
26:00 <AndroUser> Yeah I used to hit it all back in the day just weed now
26:00 <b1rd> Ok
26:00 <b1rd> Im like a saint n shit
26:00 <b1rd> Gods gonna beam me up soon
26:00 <AndroUser> So am I just weed now I quit the rest
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27:00 <Exo> get high
27:00 <Exo> get high on life
27:00 <b1rd> Yuppp
27:00 <b1rd> Nice
28:00 <AndroUser> do you guys go on skout?
28:00 <b1rd> Wat that
28:00 <Exo> i think couleurs would like to buy some green
28:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
28:00 <AndroUser> It's an app
28:00 <AndroUser> I gotto go
28:00 <Exo> is it like tinder/eharmony or someshit
28:00 <b1rd> Wats it do
29:00 <Exo> mysterious fella
29:00 <b1rd> Lumeah
29:00 <Exo> SKOUT is the developer of a location-based social networking and dating application and website. 
29:00 <b1rd> Ahh see its a cop
29:00 <Exo> some copper wants to bait GOD
29:00 <b1rd> A dumb af one thx exo
29:00 <couleurs> lols
29:00 <couleurs> XPoSeD
30:00 <Exo> not today buddy
31:00 <b1rd> No wonder we got such a huge drug problem with shithouse cops like that
31:00 <b1rd> Theyd never bust anyone
31:00 <Exo> they want to bust ya and take ya stash
31:00 <b1rd> Yup
32:00 <Exo> then plant it on the people who the mob want to frame 
32:00 <b1rd> Na 
32:00 <couleurs> they would shoot themselves if they all had a gun
32:00 <b1rd> How works is
32:00 <b1rd> Mobll sell u good dope
33:00 <b1rd> Great deals
33:00 <b1rd> And provide customers too
33:00 <b1rd> When they wanna close u down they do
33:00 <b1rd> Cops come
33:00 <b1rd> U get a good clean run for few years
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34:00 <b1rd> Ur the meat in the sandwich 
34:00 <b1rd> U Dont make much ur just serving them really
35:00 <couleurs> Laughin' Out Louds
35:00 <b1rd> They got cops who are mobsters
35:00 <b1rd> So easy to run it
36:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu8rkWNNjkY
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Damnation Alley 1977 (Jun 29, 2016) Length: 01:31:46 - Category: Entertainment - 13,970 views - 79 likes (96.3%), dislikes (3.7%)
36:00 <b1rd> They never plant drugs
37:00 <b1rd> They set u up for assault etc and charge u
37:00 <b1rd> Stuff like that
37:00 <Exo> very insightful b1rd
37:00 <b1rd> Yea dunno i read it somewhere :) 
39:00 <Exo> for sure there's dodgy coppers out there 
39:00 <b1rd> Oh yeah
39:00 <Exo> if they raid a house and find $200k from dealers
39:00 <Exo> they will pocket half
39:00 <b1rd> Yup
40:00 <b1rd> Most sophisticated are the asians
42:00 <b1rd> The older ones
42:00 <b1rd> Younger generation still has alot to learn
42:00 <Exo> will learn in time and experience
43:00 <b1rd> Ye
46:14 Part: dazzo1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
48:00 <Exo> lols
48:00 <Exo> !seen smeagol
48:00 <StatsOP> smeagol ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 17 hours, 38 minutes ago stating "{}".
48:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
48:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2115) 2. e|f(1800) 3. Exo(1055) 4. energizer(632) 5. chris`(624) 6. flammable(616) 7. Devil45(549) 8. smeagol(490) 9. KangaPoint(366) 10. SkyFire(278)
48:00 <Sutekh> wow
49:00 <HellFury> shit he talked heaps
49:00 <SkyFire> Jim is going to have his work cut out, to get ahead of b1rd
49:00 <b1rd> Oops
49:00 <b1rd> Used to chat in melb
49:00 <Sutekh> b1rd wants to be heard
49:00 <SkyFire> LoL
49:00 <b1rd> Naaa lol
49:00 <b1rd> Just sik 
49:00 <SkyFire> time to ignore the b11
49:00 <SkyFire> b1rd
49:00 <b1rd> Ill b quiet tomorrow 
49:00 <b1rd> Go bak city
50:00 <b1rd> I better msg flammable see if shes ready for our cyber 
50:00 <HellFury> lol
50:00 <Sutekh> are u that homeless man that raking in thousands in melb b1rd?
50:00 <Sutekh> trolleyman
50:00 <b1rd> Na lol i evaded city friday
50:10 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
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51:00 <b1rd> I would of helped if was there but
51:00 <breaker> 1462L10I1311a7126r
51:00 <b1rd> Easy jump in
51:00 <b1rd> Fk off
51:00 <b1rd> I love a brawl
51:00 <breaker> b1rd would of shit his pants if he was there
51:00 <b1rd> U would have
51:00 <breaker> Run off like a sissy
51:00 <b1rd> Coz ur a drug using coward
52:00 <b1rd> You wouldnt even go to the city
52:00 <b1rd> Im there most weekdays sittin in the mall
52:00 <b1rd> Eatin fruit
52:00 <breaker> I live in the city :)
52:00 <b1rd> Or sushi
52:00 <b1rd> No u dont son
52:00 <breaker> LOLOLOLOL b1rd sh1t.
52:00 <b1rd> Ur in sunshine
53:00 <breaker> Scumshine? That's where you use to live.
53:00 <b1rd> I live in the city u live in suburbia
53:00 <b1rd> You are not me. 
53:00 <b1rd> You want to be but u arent
54:00 <b1rd> I lived in werribee not even close sweety. 
54:00 <b1rd> Then Tullamarine 
54:00 <breaker> Werribee Shit Farm?
54:00 <b1rd> Yes son
55:00 <b1rd> No
55:00 <b1rd> Grouse court werribee 
55:00 <breaker> Yeah.. Werribee Shit Farm.
55:00 <b1rd> Before that hull rd mooroolbark
55:00 <b1rd> Before that coldstream
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56:00 <breaker> I live on AustNet Road, AustNet, Australia 6667.
56:00 <b1rd> Boronia
56:00 <b1rd> Mount evelyn
56:00 <b1rd> Ur the coward :) 
56:00 <breaker> Projection. :)
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56:45 <b1rd> Got sand in me jocks
57:00 <b1rd> Come meet in the mall tomorrow morning 9am
57:00 <b1rd> U wont. 
00:00 <couleurs> Make Me.
00:00 <b1rd> Ill be eating two mangos
00:00 <b1rd> Outside telstra building
00:00 <b1rd> 8.30 to 9am
01:38 Join: asf ([email protected]) to #sydney
01:50 <asf> hello braincancers (chatters)
02:41 <asf> im locked in talking about circles and rectangles and shi.t for 5 hours. COME AT ME +++me
02:54 <e|f> k
03:19 <e|f> i don't think +++ is a valid unary operator
03:46 <e|f> ++ or +, sure
04:04 <asf> ***BRAINZEXPLOSIONZZZZ***** MA FUKEN KOMPUTERS AND SH.IT FUKKKOATH FUKEN MINIMIZE BUTTONS $$$$$$$
04:15 <e|f> :o
06:00 <SkyFire> hi Skirmish
06:53 <e|f> could be brainfuck code, i suppose
08:00 <Skirmish> Evening. 
09:17 <asf> ***BRAINZEXPLOSION******++++ FUKKKYEA OPPOSING SPORTS TEAMS RED TEAM VS BLUE TEAM HOLYSH.IT EVOLVED HUMANS AS FUK>>>FUKEN PROTECTING THE WATERHOLE AND GRUNTING LIKE APES ..... FUKKTHISKUNT BEATMYCHEST FUKEN MA RED COLOR
09:34 <e|f> :o
09:38 <e|f> definitely not code
09:42 * e|f looks away
10:41 <asf> SHI.T YEA BOYS LOCKED IN TO STANDARD GREETINGS CONVERSATIONS FOR 7 HOURS :)))) ++++ME
11:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
11:31 <asf> sutekh u muslim terrorist....fukkoath flying donkeys .. REAL AS FUKKK
12:00 <Exo> evening Skirmish
12:00 <Exo> b1rd u gonna get some kfc first thing tomorrow morning
12:00 <b1rd> Yup
12:00 <b1rd> Opens 11am rite? 
12:00 <Exo> 9 for $9.95 tuesdays
12:23 <asf> shave off that terrorist beard and start acting like a real man fella
13:00 <b1rd> :) 
13:00 <b1rd> Yum
13:00 <Exo> some open at 10:30
13:00 <b1rd> Give bones to seagulls
13:00 <b1rd> Epic! 
13:00 <Exo> get the hot and spicy popcorn chicken and potato & gravy
13:00 <b1rd> Ok
14:00 <b1rd> Looks in wallet
14:59 <Sutekh> haha its OKo
15:00 <b1rd> Cool heaps money
15:00 <b1rd> Spend 150 on food tomorrow 
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16:00 <b1rd> Remind me get kfc if forget
16:00 <b1rd> Yummm
16:00 <couleurs> 1.50 won't get u much m8
16:00 <b1rd> Can almost taste it
16:00 <couleurs> maybe 1 broccoli 
16:28 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
16:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
16:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiiii jimmy
16:38 <Sutekh> hey jimbo
17:00 <b1rd> Na 150 dollars
17:00 <Exo> 13k13f6C 7C2R15a6V13i2N3G14s
17:00 <couleurs> Lols yea rite
17:00 <b1rd> Mango ginger beer
17:00 <b1rd> Yum
17:00 <b1rd> Yea boi i got lets see... 
17:47 <asf> hey guys hi hey hello lulzzz yaaa hey hello time boxes and cardboard and shi.ttt fukkkoath
18:00 <b1rd> 700 dollars
18:44 <asf> im locked in braincancers ++++ME :)
19:00 <Exo> 700 bucks can get a buttload of fried chicken
19:00 <b1rd> Have a huge feast
19:02 <e|f> it is a possibility
19:08 <e|f> from your chat content
19:44 <e|f> more than likely a chemical imbalance though
19:45 <e|f> ^_^
21:00 <Exo> https://www.kfc.com.au/menu/shared-meals/giant-feast
21:00 <b1rd> Ok looks good i get that
22:00 <b1rd> And watermelon from woolies
22:00 <HellFury> share it with the b1rds and ants
22:00 <couleurs> it costs $401
22:00 <Kezzie> Exo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <Kezzie> hugs b1rd
22:00 <Kezzie> hi couleurs
22:00 <b1rd> Huggs kezzie! 
22:35 * HellFury loads [[[[[pong]]]]] in a really big heavy wide load sling shot and fires it and him out the door and slams door shut! Stay out [[[[[pong]]]]]!!
23:00 <breaker> Stop abusing people and being very rude Kezzie, You have been told, it's your last warning.
23:00 <couleurs> hi Kezzie 
23:00 <Kezzie> fuck off break bloody hell i say hello and breaker says i abusing ppl
23:00 <SkyFire> aww
23:00 <Kezzie> [17:22] <breaker> Cause she's an old biddy and leaves her teeth in a jar beside the bed.
23:00 <Kezzie> [17:22] <SkyFire> don't know what has come over her - she used to ban the loonies
23:06 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
23:25 <asf> shi.tfury :) 400 kilo hefer png mutant; hiiii how r u
24:00 <Kezzie> see u just cant leave me along breaker
24:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii asf pong liek u style
25:00 <b1rd> Breaker is a turd shoulda been flushed at birth
25:00 <HellFury> so don't reply put him on /ignore breaker 3
25:00 <HellFury> its not rocket science
25:00 <Kezzie> i going again 
25:00 <flammable> [20:23] (b1rd) I bet can make u cum really big
25:00 <breaker> I going again too
25:00 <b1rd> Hehe
25:00 <flammable> [20:07] * b1rd is well trained
25:00 <couleurs> bye Kezzie have a good nap
25:00 <breaker> bbl Kezzie.
25:00 <lx> 1 ...so quiet now1 breaker...
25:55 <asf> shi.tfury come over my house ill sell you at the cattleyard 30 bucks...need the cash
26:00 <b1rd> Well i do care about ur pleasure flammable 
26:00 <flammable> [20:01] (b1rd) Wanna root or what
26:00 <b1rd> Its very important to me
26:00 <flammable> Your mate, Kezzie
26:14 <SkyFire> hi Jim :)
26:35 <SkyFire> dumps asf in to the neverending pit of despair
27:00 <e|f> no need
27:00 <flammable> [20:05] (b1rd) Just got out marriage of 15 years no need condom
27:00 <b1rd> U want me
27:04 <e|f> they're already there
27:04 <asf> hi braincancerous skyfire :)
27:19 <SkyFire> LoL ok
28:00 <flammable> Sure kid
28:00 <b1rd> I am
28:00 <b1rd> <3
28:00 <SkyFire> so that is why he is living in a van
28:00 <breaker> Kezzie turns a blind eye to b1rd tormenting of other users, cause she's an old biddy and leaves her teeth in a jar beside the bed.
28:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*mibbit@*.611315988.user
29:00 <b1rd> Lolol
29:00 <breaker> bbl Kezzie.
29:00 <lx> 1 Hurry back1 breaker...
29:00 <breaker> Back
29:00 <breaker> I going again
29:06 <HellFury> bye oko
29:13 <e|f> saw that one coming
29:16 <e|f> thx for banning
29:17 <e|f> <3
29:23 <HellFury> sorry i wasn't watching
29:29 * SkyFire hugs HellFury :)
29:35 <e|f> it's k
29:51 <HellFury> but i am now ;P
29:58 <e|f> you are :)
30:00 <breaker> bbl Kezzie.
30:00 <lx> 1 The channel will be quiet without you1 breaker...
30:00 <Watties> talking about killing people isn't nice
30:00 <flammable> [20:30] (b1rd) Ill lick suck n finger fuk ur pussy for half hour make u cum hard then fuck u for another hour
30:18 <HellFury> and bitch oko i might be 400 kgs but at least i don't live in my mothers shed and look like i ate pongs grandma
30:22 <b1rd> Sunburn hurts
30:37 <b1rd> Lolol
30:41 <e|f> did you tan your scrotum again ?
30:46 <b1rd> Yeppp
30:58 <b1rd> Its nice n tanned
30:58 <e|f> stop by a servo and buy a bag of ice to sit on
31:00 <b1rd> Youll easily have twenty orgasm' flammable 
31:04 <b1rd> K
31:11 <e|f> ;D
31:18 * [[[[[pong]]]]] feels his scrotum
32:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Oko will soon take over ausnet
33:00 <b1rd> Yeah i agree watties. Better just do it. 
34:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, have u slept in the last 24 hours?
34:00 <b1rd> Yea 
34:00 <b1rd> Lotsa sleep
34:00 <GOD> breaker show yourself to me
34:00 <GOD> u die
34:00 <GOD> cunt
34:00 <Sutekh> gotta get rest
34:00 <b1rd> I sleep from about
35:00 <b1rd> 10pm till 6am
35:00 <b1rd> Yup
35:00 <Sutekh> haha that was the other Chris hey
36:00 <b1rd> Pisstopher
36:29 <e|f> feel like playing some CS; bbiab
36:45 <b1rd> K
37:00 <Sutekh> haha
37:00 <Sutekh> crazy guy
37:00 <b1rd> Funny lad
37:00 <b1rd> Ye
37:00 <b1rd> Very intellectual when hes got no drugs
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37:27 Quit: asf ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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38:00 <Sutekh> threatening ppl is pretty stupid
38:00 <b1rd> Lol
38:00 <SkyFire> very
38:00 <b1rd> Its funny but
38:00 <SkyFire> specially these days, when even logs from here could end up in a court
38:23 <asf> fuken shi.tfury..hellfury u fuken dumb bitch fuken awesome braincancers u got there fukkyea shi.tting on the ground and rocks and shi.t ALSO SUTEKH U FUKEN MUSLIM TERRORIST TAKE OFF THAT SUICIDEVEST KUNT AND GET A JOB
38:28 Quit: asf ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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39:03 <b1rd> lol
39:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*mibbit@*.128.C8DF71.5E27CA
39:14 Join: Xhexx ([email protected]) to #sydney
39:37 <SkyFire> what is it with people right now??
39:46 <Xhexx> What did they do?
39:57 <e|f> hmm
39:57 <lx> ...ah huh...
40:03 <b1rd> Kidd give up the act
40:06 <e|f> cup of tea before my gaming
40:07 Part: GenericFlame ([email protected]) from #sydney
40:11 <e|f> hi again Xhexx
40:13 <e|f> :)
40:16 <b1rd> Hardcore
40:19 <SkyFire> what sort of gaming e|f
40:26 <e|f> counter strike
40:29 <SkyFire> ok
40:36 <b1rd> Ur a gangsta
40:50 <b1rd> Gg
40:54 <Xhexx> Hey elf
40:54 Join: swsdude ([email protected]) to #sydney
40:56 <e|f> i beat a heap of teenagers at the game and feel very accomplished
40:57 Part: asf ([email protected]) from #sydney
41:00 * e|f pats himself on the back
41:04 <b1rd> Yay
41:04 <SkyFire> well done
41:36 <Xhexx> to be fair that's the end purpose for most games
41:44 <Xhexx> unless you're playing SC2
41:52 <Xhexx> then it's korean teenagers
42:00 <b1rd> Kiddddie!!!
42:03 <SkyFire> asf went again - probaly to change it's ip host to get around the ban - ban the nick maybe
42:09 <Exo> are u on steam e|f
42:25 <SkyFire> hi Exo :)
42:28 <e|f> yea, steam
42:36 <SkyFire> !ttop10
42:38 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1858) 2. b1rd(788) 3. Xhexx(784) 4. Devil45(710) 5. HellFury(230) 6. SkyFire(226) 7. AndroUser(218) 8. Exo(152) 9. [[[[[pong]]]]](129) 10. asf(118)
42:40 <Exo> g'day SkyFire :-)
42:51 <e|f> some games have no end - for example, Final Fantasy, World of Warcraft, and IRC
42:52 <SkyFire> wd e|f
42:57 <e|f> IRC definitely has no end
43:02 <e|f> i've been playing it for years
43:05 <SkyFire> ok
43:15 <e|f> you just chat and chat
43:17 <e|f> no end for it
43:19 <flammable> I clocked IRC 3 times
43:19 <SkyFire> yes
43:24 <Exo> lol
43:28 <b1rd> Flammable!
43:29 <Exo> this is irc level 100
43:46 <SkyFire> I mainly play Conquest: Fronties Wars, Need For Speed Underground 2
43:47 <Xhexx> tips for power levelling plox
43:48 <flammable> It gets harder each time you play
43:53 <Exo> n e grls 1r go for a kebab run
43:56 <b1rd> Sex?
44:02 <SkyFire> yeah with more and more nutters
44:07 <b1rd> Yea does get harder
44:25 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
44:31 <SkyFire> hi Jim :)
44:34 <Exo> i play holdfast nations at war and some total war
44:40 <Exo> looooooooool @ ^bozojim
44:40 <^bozoJim> hi SkyFire
44:41 <Exo> well well well
44:50 <Exo> look who decided to show up
44:50 * ^bozoJim cracks Exos head open
44:51 * flammable locks Exo and ^bozoJim together in a 3' x 3' shed
44:52 <b1rd> Sky fag
44:56 <Exo> evening jimson
45:03 <^bozoJim> hello flammable
45:04 * SkyFire welds the door shut
45:06 * Exo throws flammable into the panic room with ^bozoJim
45:23 * SkyFire rescues flammable and throws Exo in with Jim
45:24 <b1rd> Bozo straight on the peedo
45:25 * flammable watches SkyFire weld the door shut.... From the inside! Oooops!
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45:30 <SkyFire> LoL
45:46 * SkyFire throws flammable in a deep hole with [[[[[pong]]]]]
45:52 * ^bozoJim softens Exo up
45:56 <HellFury> what is with accusing jim of being a pedo b1rd when clearly he isn't
46:04 * Exo grabs the garden hose and sprays the ground to soften it up in anticipation for ^bozoJim's dirt nap
46:07 <b1rd> jokin
46:11 * flammable ignites the poo gases and is launched from the hole leaving pong to die
46:16 * SkyFire bashes b1rd, then throws it off a cliff
46:18 <HellFury> i don't find it funny
46:20 <b1rd> Feral!
46:29 <b1rd> Sry jimbo
46:32 <b1rd> Hf
46:33 <HellFury> if your going to accuse someone then have the proof
46:41 <b1rd> Wasnt
46:42 <SkyFire> can't see what Kezzie sees in b1rd
46:45 <flammable> 'proof' isnt a thing on irc
46:49 <Xhexx> Common enough for a protocol on the subject?
46:55 * ^bozoJim knocks Exo senseless so he does not know what is happening and plants him deep in the dirt nap hole me made for me
47:06 * SkyFire helps Jim
47:12 <b1rd> Flammable come beach tomorrow
47:15 <Exo> ^bozoJim can u buy me a new graphics card for xmas
47:33 <Exo> gonna drop back down to 20 degrees tomorrow
47:37 <^bozoJim> Exo I am o nly doing this as I care and want the best for you and I know it may not seem right now but I can assure you it is
47:41 Part: swsdude ([email protected]) from #sydney
48:02 <flammable> Mmmm beach in the rain no thanks b1rd
48:08 Nick: swsdude1 is now known as swsdude
48:13 <e|f> i've figured out who Xhexx is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Bendixsen
48:13 * SkyFire drops some concrete around Exo, leaving just his head exposed
48:16 * Exo throws ^bozoJim and SkyFire into the bombshelter
48:16 <e|f> "Hex"
48:25 <b1rd> It wont rain
48:28 <Xhexx> I mean
48:29 <Xhexx> sure
48:30 <b1rd> Not on me
48:34 <Xhexx> Why the fuck not
48:45 <flammable> Lol e|f wait til you meet MzMvp
48:52 * ^bozoJim gets a 12 iron and swings sending Exos head flying
48:53 <SkyFire> but at least you don't have to worry about getting wet flammable
48:53 <b1rd> U might get wet flammable
48:55 <Exo> hello there Stephanie_Bendixsen
49:03 * Exo slides over and sits next to Xhexx
49:04 <flammable> Itll be dejavu
49:11 <b1rd> But the rain wont fall on me im a greek god
49:17 <Xhexx> I'm not even made she's hot af
49:27 <flammable> SkyFire lol... I c what you did there
49:36 <e|f> well her nickname is Hex and yours is Xhexx
49:41 <e|f> simple connection to make
49:49 * ^bozoJim sees Exos head fall into the dam
49:51 <Xhexx> Yeah but mine's ancient OG wow
49:56 <e|f> ah
49:58 <e|f> ok :O
49:59 * ^bozoJim can I call that a hole in one?
50:01 <SkyFire> LoL flammable
50:03 <Exo> b1rd is Hermes the greek god of roadways, travellers, merchants and thieves
50:06 <flammable> e|f putting Sherlock Holmes to shame
50:12 <b1rd> Yea
50:17 <b1rd> Me names jason
50:23 <Exo> in conclusion, Xhexx is a hot chick!
50:23 * SkyFire drops b1rd in a shark infested pool
50:25 <b1rd> Greek god shitn
50:30 <b1rd> Of shitn
50:32 <Xhexx> I actually googled it before picking it as a nick to make sure it wasn't linked to any of my shit
50:34 <Xhexx> :'D
50:38 <Exo> did u go to kfc at 10:30am today b1rd
50:41 <b1rd> Na
50:43 * SkyFire kidnaps Xhexx
50:46 <Exo> Dammmm so
50:47 <Exo> son
50:56 <b1rd> Watching my figure for flammable
50:58 <Exo> got me all excited
50:58 <e|f> we elves know things
51:00 <e|f> ;D
51:05 <b1rd> lololol
51:05 <Xhexx> You mean you think you know things ;)
51:08 <flammable> So Xhexx how is Perth this time of year?
51:11 <Exo> thought u were watching ur figure for jen
51:12 <e|f> nah
51:15 <Xhexx> Pretty average
51:16 * e|f is a magical elf
51:17 <Xhexx> As per usual
51:23 <flammable> Sandy and full of n**gers?
51:28 <flammable> What who said that
51:32 <b1rd> Whot
51:37 <b1rd> Im offended
51:45 <flammable> I was hacked it wasnt me
51:49 <SkyFire> LoL
51:52 <b1rd> LOL
51:53 <flammable> b1rd put a w0rm on my phone
51:53 <Xhexx> Did you just assume their ethnicity?
52:12 * SkyFire drops flammable back down the deep hole with [[[[[pong]]]]]
52:25 <e|f> ancestry.com DNA test confirms it
52:27 * ^bozoJim dives down and reescues flammable
52:30 <e|f> that pie chart was so pretty
52:37 <e|f> well worth the saliva test and the $120
52:40 <flammable> Aw thx jim
52:42 * SkyFire seals the hole while Jim is at the bottom
52:54 <^bozoJim> pleasure flammable
52:57 <b1rd> Wat am i
53:07 <SkyFire> so Jim, flammable and [[[[[pong]]]]] are at the bottom of a sealed hole
53:12 <^bozoJim> not human
53:18 <Xhexx> do those ancestry tests actually work?
53:19 <b1rd> Descended directly from god
53:19 * SkyFire runs
53:23 <^bozoJim> perhaps animal or vegetab,le
53:24 <b1rd> A true hero
53:24 <SkyFire> I doubt it
53:30 <Exo> lol
53:33 <Xhexx> Yeah I'm sorta calling bullshit
53:34 <b1rd> Bozo is tryin hard
53:38 <e|f> they just confirm what percentage of ethnic group/s you may be, nothing else
53:57 <Xhexx> Yeah mtDNA sequencing
53:59 <e|f> 1% jewish, %2 polish, etc etc
54:04 <Xhexx> just figured that would be too expensive an undertaking
54:09 * Exo is decendant of convicts who came to botany bay
54:13 <b1rd> Im aryan as fuk
54:13 <e|f> oh look i got slavic in me
54:15 <e|f> yay!
54:26 <Xhexx> hah
54:28 <Xhexx> < Italian
54:29 <Exo> yah 1% slav
54:30 <SkyFire> $120 for a test that may not give you much info - errm no thanks
54:37 <^bozoJim> so that means my suspicions are conformed
54:38 <e|f> < e|f
54:45 <b1rd> Bbl battery flat
54:45 <lx>  Not too long now b1rd...
54:50 <b1rd> Nearly
54:51 <^bozoJim> Exo is a convict that explains why he gets himself arrested so much
55:01 <Exo> warriors of the night assemble
55:08 <e|f> they also keep your details on record so it may not be worth the privacy issue, if you bother to consider that
55:14 <SkyFire> still can't get the holding up trams part though
55:24 <^bozoJim> easy
55:34 <Xhexx> yeah, but it helps the overall project right?
55:36 <Exo> trams are shitty
55:39 <Xhexx> I mean... who fucking cares
55:43 <e|f> it does
55:44 <Xhexx> what are they gonna do with the info?
55:44 <Exo> i prefer rickshaws pulled me ^bozokim
55:46 <^bozoJim> he gets a skin full and stands mid tracks and sings as if he is a super rock star
56:14 <e|f> i don't want people finding out my big secret: that i've got Antarctic blood in me, thank you very much
56:15 <e|f> ;D
56:42 <Xhexx> descended from the ancients themselves?
56:48 <e|f> yeah
56:52 <e|f> we eat blubber and stuff
57:06 * ^bozoJim harnesses Exo in a rickshaw and gets out teh whip and whips him into action
57:08 <SkyFire> e|f is an alien
57:10 <Exo> got to do what ya got to do to survive
57:15 <SkyFire> LoL
57:24 <Xhexx> apparently just first evolution human
57:29 <Xhexx> which I guess is sorta the same thing
57:39 <flammable> Puddlejumper?
57:43 <flammable> Gimme
57:52 <Xhexx> Yeah sure if I can have one too
58:32 <Xhexx> I'll call mine "Gateship 01"
58:38 * ^bozoJim gets the catttle prod out take that Exo speed up
59:04 <Xhexx> I need a new game to play
59:05 * SkyFire passes Jim some extra power packs
59:32 <e|f> what about your studying
59:34 <e|f> :O
59:38 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim the neanderthal
59:44 <Xhexx> I mean
59:46 <Xhexx> yeah
59:50 <Xhexx> I've done some of that today >.>
59:52 <e|f> a doctor can't pwn n00bs all day
59:52 <Exo> Xhexx come play some holdfast
59:54 <e|f> >_>
59:55 <Xhexx> I drew 4 whole muscles
59:57 * ^bozoJim slaps Exo back to teh ice agew
59:58 <flammable> That's the last time you get to name something Xhexx
59:58 <^bozoJim> age
00:07 <flammable> We're going with Puddle Jumper
00:12 <Xhexx> Goddamnit
00:33 * SkyFire yawns
00:35 <Xhexx> Holdfast hey
00:46 * ^bozoJim as I am a neanderthal I do this
01:00 <Xhexx> Yeeee next pay
01:03 * ^bozoJim lifts his arm and gives Exo a dose of under arm perfume
01:07 <^bozoJim> now get to work Exo
01:09 <flammable> ^bozanderthal
01:15 <Exo> yep
01:17 <e|f> i did the ancestry test, gave them my mobile number, now i keep getting phone calls about health insurance
01:19 <Exo> FPS
01:21 <e|f> they must know i'm jewish
01:24 <Exo> e|f whats ya steam nick
01:32 <Xhexx> (it's a trap)
01:37 <e|f> must be
01:48 <flammable> They know that only dumb old people who are lilely to need life insurance are their target market
01:55 <e|f> haha
02:14 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
02:16 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(2067) 2. Xhexx(969) 3. b1rd(883) 4. Devil45(710) 5. SkyFire(406) 6. Exo(361) 7. HellFury(259) 8. flammable(252) 9. ^bozojim(227) 10. AndroUser(218)
02:19 <e|f> "based on statistics, you're more likely than most to need health insurance"
02:24 <flammable> Like my mum, she loves ancestry shit. Drew up a whole family tree
02:27 <e|f> why?
02:29 <Xhexx> I bought borderlands 2 a while back & didn't install it
02:34 <e|f> "it's because.... you're jewish"
02:36 <Xhexx> committed to waiting till semester's end
02:41 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am on the board
02:44 <e|f> Exo: my steam nick is e|f
02:45 <flammable> Great mum how about you say hi to your living family once in a while
02:48 <Exo> alrigh dawg
02:55 <Exo> i got plenty of steam games not installed
02:56 <e|f> i only play CS
02:59 <Exo> darn those weekend specials!
03:18 Mode: (by HellFury) -bb *!*mibbit@*.128.C8DF71.5E27CA *!*mibbit@*.611315988.user
03:21 <^bozoJim> so one could assume Exo has a full head os steam
03:23 <flammable> HellFury
03:34 <e|f> steam servers are full of hot air
03:41 <e|f> in my own extensive personal experience
03:52 <^bozoJim> that is why Exo uses diet shampoo it is for fat heads
04:07 <Exo> ur alright bozojim
04:11 <Exo> i dont care what they say about u son
04:24 <HellFury> flammable?
04:31 <flammable> Mm?
04:38 <Xhexx> I feel like if I install it at this point I'm fucked for exams
04:44 <HellFury> just wondering why you said my name is all
04:45 * ^bozoJim punches Exos new dentures down his throat
04:52 <flammable> Oh oops. Disregard
05:00 <b1rd> Wb pisssss
05:00 <b1rd> U got drugs yet? 
05:05 <e|f> say my name, say my name
05:10 <e|f> when nobody is around you
05:10 <Exo> a few e|fs on steam has appeared
05:14 <e|f> say baby i love you
05:14 <flammable> e|f e|f e|f
05:27 <e|f> they're all posers
05:33 <e|f> trying to be like me
05:38 <flammable> e|f on the she|f
05:40 <e|f> but there is only one true e|f
06:00 <CHRIS`> i not getting drugs
06:28 <Xhexx> ya there's about 7m e
06:31 <Xhexx> e|fs
06:41 Join: swsdude1 ([email protected]) to #sydney
06:41 <Xhexx> dudes got a point
06:47 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaHMyvqwU84
06:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Older Noddy Theme Tune (Mar 16, 2009) Length: 0:40 - Category: People & Blogs - 883,899 views - 2,393 likes (95.7%), 108 dislikes (4.3%)
07:00 <b1rd> Awww
07:02 <Exo> many pretenders
07:24 <flammable> Noddy... Noddy... He's nodding his head and he's ready for bed
07:31 <flammable> That's me right now
07:44 <flammable> Exo come tuck me in?
08:00 <CHRIS`> now awww
08:00 <CHRIS`> not
08:00 <CHRIS`> i dont want drugs
08:00 <CHRIS`> i want peace
08:12 <Exo> ask Big Ears ^bozoJim to tuck u in :P
08:23 <Exo> here's a game i found for jim on steam which is right up his alley
08:24 <Exo> https://store.steampowered.com/app/94000/Dinner_Date/
08:42 <e|f> noddy is on the nod
08:47 <Exo> Julian Luxemburg has prepared a dinner for two at his place – but things go awry when the date does not show up and he is left waiting at his dinner table, the clock’s ticking growing unbearably loud.
08:49 <e|f> he shot up too much goey
08:52 <e|f> gave himself a hot shot
08:55 Part: swsdude ([email protected]) from #sydney
09:00 <b1rd> Lols
09:03 Nick: swsdude1 is now known as swsdude
09:12 <Exo> lol
09:18 <Exo> noddy has nothing on Oakie doke
09:26 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbqaxWjIgOg
09:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oakie Doke (May 20, 2007) Length: 0:40 - Category: Film & Animation - 887,179 views - 2,557 likes (97.7%), 61 dislikes (2.3%)
09:42 <Exo> that is one fried oak
09:48 <flammable> How about the stoner kangaroo from Blinky Bill?
10:10 <Exo> loool
10:20 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!
10:40 Join: HellFury ([email protected]) to #sydney
10:40 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Changing hosts
10:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
10:53 <flammable> https://youtu.be/ly6HnHAQET0
10:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blinky Bill Season 2 Episode 12 Blinky Bill and the Lost Pup (Sep 29, 2015) Length: 25:34 - Category: Film & Animation - 106,304 views - 204 likes (90.3%), 22 dislikes (9.7%)
11:00 <Exo> wb HellFury
11:00 <CHRIS`> yeah coffee
11:00 <CHRIS`> no sugar but
11:04 <HellFury> ty
11:08 <Xhexx> so what other irc servers should I check out?
11:20 <e|f> imagine what might happen when genetic testing becomes more sophisticated
11:38 <Exo> haha that kangeroo was dope
11:40 <e|f> refused car insurance on the basis of a genetic test that may implicate you might become an alcoholic
12:07 <Exo> that info will always come bite ur back in the arse
12:13 <e|f> yep
12:32 <Exo> like if i were to murder someone then my dna will be out there
12:42 <Exo> easier to find a match
12:54 <e|f> your insurance is pre-emptively voided because we knew you were going to smash into that Rolls Royce on the Saturday night after the party
13:00 <CHRIS`> the fuck cunt
13:21 <e|f> ^_^
13:26 <flammable> Wow the intro song for Blinky Bill is 2 minutes long
13:32 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
13:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Round The Twist Theme - Intro 1989 (Nov 10, 2015) Length: 0:50 - Category: Entertainment - 996,563 views - likes (97.1%), 134 dislikes (2.9%)
13:38 <flammable> Pretty much a music video
13:44 <Exo> haha
13:53 <Exo> most intros are that long but they just cut it down
14:44 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:21 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75x6DncZDgI
15:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopin - Fantaisie Impromptu, Op. 66 (Rubinstein) (Feb 27, 2010) Length: 5:08 - Category: Music - 8,165,843 views - likes (97.8%), 1,061 dislikes (2.2%)
15:33 <e|f> rubinstein does it well
15:35 <e|f> rip
16:00 <SkyFire> Klingon Quote - Act and you shall have dinner. Think and you shall be dinner.
16:38 <SkyFire> We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
16:40 <Exo> that's hectic as
17:01 <e|f> rubinstein = genius pianist
18:00 <SkyFire> wo9nder where Jim is tonight
18:00 <SkyFire> he's late
18:00 <SkyFire> so saying he turns up
19:00 <SkyFire> your late Jim
19:00 <CHRIS`> jim fuck off before i have u shot
19:00 <SkyFire> Welcome anyway Jim :)
19:00 <HellFury> be nice chris`
19:00 <SkyFire> hi Zade
19:00 <HellFury> what is wrong with being nice to people
19:00 <CHRIS`> why be nice to putrid dog
19:00 <CHRIS`> ??
20:00 <Zade> hello SkyFire
20:00 <HellFury> well then cop a cone if you can't
20:00 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
20:00 <HellFury> and i don't mean drugs cone
20:00 <SkyFire> some don't know how HellFury
20:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
20:00 <HellFury> either play nice
20:00 <HellFury> or don't come in at all
20:00 <^bozoJim> hugsss Sunbeam
20:00 <Zade> hello Sunbeam
20:00 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
20:00 <Sunbeam> hiya SkyFire hugggs :)
20:00 <CHRIS`> i already got silence
20:00 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
20:00 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozoJim huggggggggggs :)
20:00 <CHRIS`> nobody fucken talks to me properly
20:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Zade :)
20:39 <flammable> I got really caught up in watching blinky bill.. oops
21:00 <Sunbeam> hiya FellHury :)
21:00 <HellFury> well if you said HI instead of fuck off jim
21:00 <Sunbeam> hi CHRIS` :)
21:00 <HellFury> then they would talk to you
21:00 <CHRIS`> hi Sutekh
21:00 <HellFury> hi sumbean
21:00 <CHRIS`> i mena Sunbeam
21:00 <Sunbeam> how is everyone?
21:00 <SkyFire> alive - I think
22:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks but tired
22:00 <Sunbeam> had a busy day ^bozoJim?
22:00 <Sunbeam> you answered before i asked lol
22:00 <^bozoJim> and I am off to Hobart at 6am in the morning
22:00 <Sunbeam> what's happening there?
22:00 <SkyFire> 5 hours 19 minutes of sleep last night
22:00 <HellFury> ouch
22:00 <Sunbeam> that's more than i sleep SkyFire
22:13 Join: slower ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:00 <^bozoJim> I have my routine majot eye appointment and straigh tafter a dog review
23:00 <SkyFire> roughly 2 hours more than my usual amount
23:00 <Watties> CHRIS`
23:00 <HellFury> mmm damn blister on the helix and i can't see it to pop it
23:00 <SkyFire> aww
23:00 <HellFury> fuck no
23:00 <Sunbeam> you aren't supposed to burst blisters :P
23:00 <HellFury> its sitting right behind the piercing
23:00 <HellFury> no
24:00 <HellFury> i just need Pat to check it and see how big it is i can feel it but i can't see it
24:00 <HellFury> pity hes not here
24:00 <Watties> aww no
24:00 <^bozoJim> we had a nice shed dinner tonight
24:00 <Sunbeam> hi Watties
24:00 <Watties> have to go deaf then
24:00 <SkyFire> get it done tommorrow HellFury
24:00 <Watties> hi Sunbeam
24:00 <HellFury> its a piercing
24:00 <Watties> go to doctors
24:00 <HellFury> not a inner ear thing
24:00 <HellFury> outside on cartiledge
24:00 <Watties> still might go deaf
24:00 <SkyFire> what was for dinner Jim
24:00 <^bozoJim> sausages, vegetarian sausages, BBQ onion, roast potato, carrot, pumpkin, and a salad
24:00 <HellFury> ill be right
24:00 <Watties> infection
24:00 <Watties> could be serious
24:00 <HellFury> just need other half to check
24:00 <SkyFire> yuuuuuuuum
24:00 <SkyFire> had curry here
25:00 <HellFury> but hes at his dads atm
25:00 <^bozoJim> It is one of the occasional dinners I put on down the shed for the guys
25:00 <Watties> call ambos?
25:00 <SkyFire> nice :)
25:00 <Sunbeam> i've just had my hearing aids retuned and programmed...due to more deterioation of my hearing :(
25:00 <SkyFire> awwww
26:00 <SkyFire> an
26:00 <Sunbeam> and as for Tinnitis
26:00 <Sunbeam> well that drives me flippin crackers
26:00 <SkyFire> hate it when you get wax build up
26:29 <Exo> it is an entertaining cartoon
27:00 <SkyFire> LoL
27:00 <Sutekh> dont quit ur day job Jim :D
27:00 <SkyFire> usually don't have banana in a trifle
27:00 <HellFury> no its just a healing piercing
27:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
27:00 <Sunbeam> i had all my wax cleaned out 2 weeks ago at the hospital....they refuse to syringe them cos of all the scar tissue etc
27:00 <SkyFire> :(
27:00 <Sutekh> hey hey :D
27:00 <^bozoJim> ok
27:00 <Sunbeam> hi there Sutekh :D
27:00 <HellFury> i have had no problems with my Daith
27:00 <HellFury> but the two helix ones are sore
27:00 <SkyFire> had mine syringed a few times
27:00 <Sutekh> hi Sunbeam :D
28:00 <Sunbeam> i did over the years SkyFire and i always ended up with ear infections afterwards....and one nurse actually perforated my ear drum syringing
28:00 <SkyFire> :(
28:00 <^bozoJim> I got a pic from my cousin today of the Pakensham war memorial
28:12 <flammable> I like this one e|f https://youtu.be/zucBfXpCA6s
28:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beethoven "Moonlight" Sonata op 27 # 2 Mov 3 Valentina Lisitsa (Jan 19, 2010) Length: 6:47 - Category: Music - 33,642,159 views - 331,925 likes (98.2%), 6,010 dislikes (1.8%)
28:21 <e|f> haha!
28:24 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTBuj9TC-40
28:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Family Guy - The Wheel Of Fortune (May 28, 2011) Length: 1:14 - Category: Entertainment - 3,739,820 views - likes (96%), 924 dislikes (4%)
28:31 <Exo> sums up [[[[pong]]]]]
28:37 <e|f> i was just thinking "is she gonna post Moonlight Sonata"
28:42 <e|f> and the youtube bot confirmed it
29:00 <SkyFire> ouchies Sunbeam
29:00 <SkyFire> I hate having it done
29:00 <Sunbeam> so specialist told me no more syringing, they'd hoover it out with their special machine lol
29:00 <SkyFire> lol
29:00 <^bozoJim> It has her fatehr, ny fathers youngest sisters husband and my uncle are on it for their service in Malaya
29:00 <Watties> i hope HellFury doesnt go deaf
29:00 <SkyFire> she won't Watties
29:42 <Exo> beethoven was such a musical genius
30:00 <SkyFire> outside ones have no effect
30:00 <SkyFire> nice Jim :)
30:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
30:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2435) 2. e|f(1800) 3. Exo(1098) 4. chris`(684) 5. flammable(678) 6. energizer(632) 7. Devil45(549) 8. SkyFire(493) 9. smeagol(490) 10. HellFury(370)
30:00 <Sunbeam> wow ^bozoJim where are you? lol
30:00 <SkyFire> going to have to work hard Jim
30:00 <Sunbeam> not even in the top 10 today
30:00 <^bozoJim> I have not been on long as I had the long shed day
30:00 <HellFury> thank you you nailed it Skyfire
31:00 <Watties> hopefully hellfury isnt deaf by end of year
31:00 <SkyFire> :)
31:00 <Watties> nobody wants to go deaf
31:00 <HellFury> im not going deaf you dumb shit
31:00 <HellFury> its a piercing that is ON my ear ON the outside
31:00 <Watties> well you are in pain yes?
31:00 <SkyFire> outside her ears
31:00 <HellFury> yeah coz its sitting OUTSIDE the ear
31:00 <HellFury> fucken hell man
31:00 <Watties> yeh but so what
31:00 <SkyFire> ignore it
31:00 <HellFury> how dumb does someone need to be
31:00 <HellFury> good point
31:00 <Watties> can still have problems from external things
31:02 <e|f> moonlight sonata is rather long - the full version. but most people are familiar with the popular movement
31:28 Part: zaim ([email protected]) from #sydney
31:40 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGRO05WcNDk
31:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopin Nocturne Op.9 No.2 (Arthur Rubinstein) (Aug 27, 2007) Length: 4:27 - Category: Music - 17,144,257 views - 74,208 likes (98.1%), 1,424 dislikes (1.9%)
32:00 <Watties> you guys are stupid
32:00 <HellFury> i will educate the dumb shit
32:00 <Watties> educate u
32:00 <HellFury> The helix piercing is a perforation of the helix or upper ear for the purpose of inserting and wearing a piece of jewelry. The piercing itself is usually made with a small gauge hollow piercing needle, and typical jewelry would be a small diameter captive bead ring, or a stud
32:00 <Sutekh> lol
32:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
32:00 <Watties> HellFury and SkyFire are abusive ppl
33:00 <SkyFire> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helix_(ear)
33:21 <e|f> they have this one on SBS Chill Radio at the moment
33:25 <e|f> quite like it:
33:26 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROgInqu9-mM
33:29 <Exo> simply love this piece
33:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Emancipator - Natural Cause (Jan 28, 2013) Length: 5:16 - Category: Music - 438,396 views - likes (98.9%), 31 dislikes (1.1%)
33:49 <Exo> haha but the comments make it all the more better
33:52 <Exo> Only real 1800's kids will remember this﻿
34:00 <HellFury> yeah sis in law had hers done 3 weeks ago
34:00 <SkyFire> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxITEhUTERMVFRUVGBUVGBgVGRYYFxcYFRcYFxgXGBgaHiggHRolGxgXITEhJSorLi4uGx8zODMtNyguLisBCgoKDg0OGxAQGislICUtLy0vLS01LS0tKy0tLS0tLS0rLTUuLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0rLS0rKy0tLS0tLf/AABEIAMEBBgMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAbAAEAAgMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAUCAwYBB//EAEgQAAIBAwIDBQMICAMFCQEAAAECAwAEERIhBRMxBiJBUXEyYYEUI0JSkZKhwQcVM2JyotHwU4KxQ2Nzk+EkNFSDhKOywtIX/8QAGQEBAAMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAECAwUE/8QAJhEBAQACAgEEAQQDAAAAAAAAAA
34:00 <Sunbeam> is Auslan very similar to B.S.L?
34:00 <HellFury> you know what hurt the most lol
34:00 <HellFury> Daith
34:00 <breaker> CHRIS` is a junkie faggot.
34:00 <SkyFire> blasted google
34:00 <HellFury> and thank god that healed and now i have NO problems
34:00 <Watties> did you get daith for fun?
34:00 <SkyFire> https://elementsofmorphology.nih.gov/images/anatomy-ear1-thumb.jpg
34:00 <Watties> you dont have a daith?
34:00 <Watties> are you unhealthy?
34:27 <Exo> Is it bad I clean guns and load magazines to this?﻿
35:00 <SkyFire> Watties >> https://elementsofmorphology.nih.gov/images/anatomy-ear1-large.jpg
35:00 <Sunbeam> i didn't go that far lol
35:00 <HellFury> http://bodypiercingmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Cartilage-Piercing-Photos.jpg
35:00 <HellFury> thats what i got in atm
35:00 <Sunbeam> i did have 7 studs going up my lobes
35:00 <breaker> Hi Sunbeam :)
35:00 <Sunbeam> as well as helix
35:00 <HellFury> and blisters right behind the back part
35:00 <Sunbeam> hi there breaker :) ..how be you?
35:00 <SkyFire> nice HellFury :)
35:00 <HellFury> i had 8
35:00 <Sunbeam> bathe with salt water HellFury
35:12 <e|f> eye of the tiger?
35:13 <e|f> :P
35:26 Join: fruitloop ([email protected]) to #sydney
35:50 <Exo> eye of the tiger is saved for the gym
36:00 <HellFury> at one stage
36:00 <SkyFire> wow
36:00 <HellFury> yeah took em out
36:00 <Sunbeam> i took 4 out and just have 3 in each now
36:00 <HellFury> now its 4 and the daith in right
36:00 <breaker> I be ok thanks.. how's you?
36:00 <SkyFire> goes to look up daith
36:00 <HellFury> oh and nose
36:00 <Sunbeam> I be good thanks :)
36:00 <HellFury> daith stops the headaches
36:00 <Sunbeam> i had nose done 28 years ago lol
36:00 <breaker> :)
36:00 <HellFury> unless i have a cold coming on
36:07 <e|f> k
37:00 <SkyFire> :)
37:00 <HellFury> nose both sides (fell out) then the new one has lasted 2 yrs
37:00 <Sunbeam> i had the right side done
37:00 <HellFury> right left and then now right and that stayed in
37:00 <SkyFire> -a
38:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/Nid8JsL
38:00 <HellFury> right ear
38:00 <Watties> hell did your daith hurt?
38:00 <Zade> tragus is the best piercing 
38:00 <Watties> HellFury
38:00 <Sunbeam> never had any probs with mine..wear tiny nose studs in
38:00 <HellFury> i was thinking getting mine done
38:00 <HellFury> until i heard the piercer say it hurt
38:00 <HellFury> and im like yeh no fuck that
38:00 <Watties> you are indian?
38:00 <HellFury> and bleeds
38:19 <Xhexx> I'm bored as fuck
38:25 <e|f> got to have something to get you pumped up for lifting 5kg free weights, i guess
38:26 <e|f> ;D
38:27 <Xhexx> Entertaining websites kgo
38:36 <swsdude> google.com
38:41 <Xhexx> Fucking nailed it
39:00 <swsdude> I try
39:00 <Sunbeam> my daughter has tragus done and daith...she let the helix heal up...she had a double naval piercing (above and below), nose , tongue and nipple as well as her lobes
39:00 <SkyFire> wow
39:00 <Zade> tragus dont hurt at all
39:00 <Watties> who is in that picture? they look indian
39:00 <Sunbeam> she took out the naval ones...tongue and nipple
39:00 <HellFury> no thanks on nipple
39:02 <e|f> bash.org
39:14 <swsdude> youtube.com
39:53 <e|f> http://bash.org/?367896
40:00 <HellFury> best friend got her clit done
40:00 <SkyFire> woah HellFury
40:00 <HellFury> she said she fainted when the pain relief wore off
40:00 <HellFury> shes also got a nipple done
40:00 <HellFury> i don't think needles are going near mine
40:14 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #sydney
40:28 * Exo slaps WhoMadeWho around with a wet noodle
40:35 <WhoMadeWho> ill slap you
40:50 <Exo> need to get mah spotify cracked again
40:55 <Xhexx> First one off the rank about pw hiding is pretty good
40:57 <Xhexx> rated
41:05 <Xhexx> But am I really reading logs
41:09 <Xhexx> is this what I've become
41:29 <WhoMadeWho> youve become a log reader
41:47 <e|f> one more
41:50 <e|f> this one, i like
41:51 <e|f> http://bash.org/?139697
42:00 <HellFury> another of my friends got his frenum pierced
42:21 <Xhexx> hahahaha
42:24 <swsdude> LOL
42:36 <swsdude> IRC logs i take it?
42:45 <e|f> yea
42:51 <e|f> people submit
42:52 <swsdude> good shit, bookmarking this
42:59 <e|f> people vote on them
43:00 <Sunbeam> where's that?
43:00 <HellFury> lets just say the nurse in me puked
43:00 <Sunbeam> hi katatonic_kate00
43:00 <CHRIS`> u better leave straight away katatonic_kate00
43:00 <CHRIS`> u bitch
43:00 <katatonic_kate00> hai hai 
43:00 <Sutekh> Hey Kate :D
43:00 <katatonic_kate00> chris, suck my dick
43:00 <katatonic_kate00> hey
43:00 <breaker> lolllllllllll @ chris` the junkie faggot
43:00 <HellFury> thats a piercing on a males penis shaft
43:03 <e|f> stuff like that
43:05 <e|f> enjoy :)
43:37 <Xhexx> I might go do a study
43:55 <swsdude> (overrated)
44:00 <Xhexx> A little bit
44:00 <katatonic_kate00> ouch
44:00 <Sunbeam> i had a friend who had a prince albert
44:00 <HellFury> it got infected in the first 2 weeks
44:00 <HellFury> and he sent me a pic and goes so what do i do
44:00 <HellFury> the nurse in me cringed
44:00 <HellFury> im like dr take it out and antibiotics
44:05 <Xhexx> as well as passing, apparently
44:12 <swsdude> yeah totally
44:17 <swsdude> what do you study?
44:33 <Xhexx> med
44:37 <swsdude> oh shit
44:41 <swsdude> smart boi
44:53 <Xhexx> also a broke boi
45:00 <swsdude> me2
45:00 <Sunbeam> brb
45:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 Sunbeam...
45:00 <HellFury> idiot did cleared it and then put it through his penis head
45:00 <katatonic_kate00> :/
45:00 <katatonic_kate00> yeah pass on that
45:19 <Xhexx> lecturer was like "dont leave this one till the last minute"
45:19 <swsdude> although studying a creative subject
45:25 <Xhexx> fuck off mate what do you know hahaha
45:32 <Xhexx> what are you studying?
45:34 <swsdude> it's acceptable to be broke
45:38 <swsdude> film and tv
45:57 <swsdude> although i went to uni for a day, hated it
46:00 <HellFury> bits i think i will not touch
46:02 <Xhexx> sweet
46:08 Part: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) from #sydney
46:09 <Xhexx> I've never been super creative
46:35 <Xhexx> alright accepting fate & cracking bourbon and coke
46:38 <Xhexx> anyone else want one?
46:43 <swsdude> i'm creative, but like i can't draw
46:51 <swsdude> have one for me
46:58 Join: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) to #sydney
46:59 Quit: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) Changing hosts
46:59 Join: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) to #sydney
47:00 <katatonic_kate00> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate00> agreed
47:35 <Xhexx> will do haha
47:35 <swsdude> hola
47:41 <swsdude> hahaha ty ty
47:54 <e|f> hmm
47:54 <lx> ...ah huh...
48:02 <e|f> i'm an artist... a piss artist
48:04 <e|f> ;D
48:11 <swsdude> golden showers then?
48:21 <e|f> ewk
48:23 Part: GenericFlame_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
48:27 <swsdude> HAHAHAHA
48:31 <e|f> :p
48:43 <swsdude> :-X
49:18 <Xhexx> how exactly does one require the necessary skills for that?
49:34 <swsdude> pissing on someone? or a piss artist?
49:37 <swsdude> aim i take it
49:52 <e|f> wine for me please
50:00 <SkyFire> hi katatonic_kate00 *hugs* - not seen you for awhile
50:07 <Xhexx> I only have red
50:09 <Xhexx> so
50:12 <Xhexx> that better be good enough
50:15 <e|f> i only drink red
50:21 <Xhexx> shiraz?
50:26 <e|f> sure
50:28 <swsdude> i don't think i've ever had wine
50:32 <Xhexx> great, we'll get along fine
50:42 <Xhexx> mind the cats, there are several. I am a walking stereotype.
50:49 <e|f> k :o
51:00 <katatonic_kate00> hi
51:00 <katatonic_kate00> yeah busy
51:00 <SkyFire> :)
51:22 <Xhexx> I've been thinking about getting another
51:27 <Xhexx> my parents tell me 3 is enough
51:33 <Xhexx> so I've settled on 7
51:38 <Xhexx> running out of leading ladies though
51:42 <e|f> 3 bottles of red is not nearly enough
51:46 <e|f> ;D
51:52 <Xhexx> so far there's Starbuck, Carter & Inara
52:00 <katatonic_kate00> new job blah blah 
52:00 <flammable> Hi katatonic_kate00
52:00 <katatonic_kate00> hi
52:07 <Xhexx> hah, I'd be on the ground after 3 bottles
52:11 <swsdude> my mum told me to not come home drunk the other night
52:11 <swsdude> what do i do?
52:12 <swsdude> come home drunk
52:25 <Xhexx> (the correct response)
52:33 <e|f> i knew someone who would drink four litres of wine in one sitting
52:43 <e|f> you need practice to achieve it, i suppose
52:56 <Xhexx> "Knew" being the operating term.
53:03 <e|f> yea, exactly
53:09 <swsdude> i watched as a family friend polished off a bottle of wine- that was supposed to be fucking shared lmfao
53:12 <e|f> they didn't die, i just got sick of them
53:14 <Xhexx> Seeing as they're now dead from late stage cirrhosis
53:18 <e|f> nah
53:21 <e|f> still alive
53:25 <b1rd> Yay in bed
53:29 <swsdude> kicking and screaming
53:43 <Xhexx> I should go
53:44 <e|f> pneumonia would get them before their liver did, this particular person, anyway
53:46 <e|f> i bet
53:48 <Xhexx> Need to put on dinner
54:03 <swsdude> i need to go and eat
54:15 <swsdude> it's only 9:58
54:18 <swsdude> 59
54:22 <Xhexx> Alright, catch you round if I ever find this channel again lol
54:27 <e|f> k bye
54:30 <e|f> see you when i see you
54:34 <e|f> nice chatting :)
54:38 <b1rd> Yay sleep
54:38 <swsdude> save it or someth
54:45 <Xhexx> Don't know how
54:48 <Exo> !ttop10
54:48 Part: Xhexx ([email protected]) from #sydney
54:50 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(2405) 2. Xhexx(1234) 3. b1rd(888) 4. Devil45(710) 5. Exo(606) 6. SkyFire(453) 7. flammable(353) 8. HellFury(270) 9. ^bozojim(267) 10. AndroUser(218)
54:58 <swsdude> welp
54:59 <Exo> lolx
55:00 <lx>  Think much, Speak little, Write less.
55:20 <b1rd> Yay
55:31 <b1rd> Sleep soon
55:42 <e|f> i won the talking thing
55:44 <e|f> yay
55:52 <b1rd> yay
56:00 <Exo> did u have supper b1rd
56:04 <b1rd> Nup
56:09 <b1rd> Full
56:19 <flammable> Was i on the stats? I Have the bot on ignore
56:33 <e|f> <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(2405) 2. Xhexx(1234) 3. b1rd(888) 4. Devil45(710) 5. Exo(606) 6. SkyFire(453) 7. flammable(353) 8. HellFury(270) 9. ^bozojim(267) 10. AndroUser(218)
56:34 <b1rd> Walked along beach
56:42 <flammable> :)
56:42 <b1rd> About 8 km
56:47 <b1rd> :)
56:51 <Exo> 7. flammable(353)
56:58 <b1rd> Nice evening
57:04 <flammable> Was it dreamy, b1rd?
57:06 <Exo> getting cool outside now
57:11 <b1rd> Yea
57:12 <Exo> i went for a walk earlier
57:25 <b1rd> Was really a nice day
57:28 * swsdude afk
57:36 <b1rd> Is isnt it
57:42 <b1rd> Bit nippy now
57:49 <e|f> b1rd sunburned his scrotum
57:57 <b1rd> Yupp :)
58:02 <Exo> need to start the bonfire
58:15 <e|f> but on the recommendation of dr e|f he went to get a bag of ice for it
58:15 <b1rd> Not thattt cold!!
58:21 <e|f> so he's gonna be ok
58:29 <b1rd> Below zero yeah fire
58:40 <b1rd> Or correct sleepin bag
58:54 <e|f> fire bans in australia
58:58 <e|f> can't light one
59:00 <b1rd> Night sexy kate
59:03 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
59:07 <b1rd> Yea i kmow
59:16 <b1rd> Just playin with exo
59:21 <flammable> I heard b1rd spent so much time mooning strangers at St Kilda that his gooch got sunburnt
59:21 <Exo> evening Zade
59:23 <e|f> ;D
59:35 <b1rd> Yup :p
59:40 <Zade> hello handsome Exo
59:41 Join: katatonic_kate00 ([email protected]) to #sydney
59:58 * e|f waves motionlessly at katatonic_kate00
00:00 <b1rd> Night guts 
00:00 <^bozoJim> hello flammable
00:04 <b1rd> Whole body nicely toasted
00:09 <e|f> because she's catatonic
00:10 <e|f> :o
00:16 <katatonic_kate00> hai
00:24 <katatonic_kate00> elf, back on yo’ shelf
00:28 <flammable> e|f is a punny guy
00:39 <katatonic_kate00> no fucks given
00:49 <flammable> Hi kate
00:59 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
01:00 <Sutekh> !ttop10
01:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2) 2. Sutekh(1)
01:00 <^bozoJim> lol
01:00 <SkyFire> Moo moo
01:00 <SkyFire> Meow
01:00 <SkyFire> woof
01:00 <SkyFire> lol
01:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
01:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(6) 2. ^bozojim(3) 3. Sutekh(1)
01:00 <SkyFire> Muahahahaha
01:03 <katatonic_kate00> hi
01:09 <e|f> so you drive a v8 or something kate
01:16 <e|f> one of those people, maybe
01:21 <e|f> vroom vroom
01:23 <e|f> ;D
01:23 <swsdude> is your name brian
01:41 <e|f> no
02:00 <SkyFire> I get the lead again
02:00 <Sutekh> have to use earlier time :D
02:00 <SkyFire> not often your not on the list Jim
02:00 <SkyFire> oh well
02:01 <katatonic_kate00> no
02:08 Join: GenericFlame ([email protected]) to #sydney
02:20 <e|f> hmk
02:23 <e|f> whatevs
02:29 <b1rd> Cant get this last nose hair / clump of dried snot out
02:40 <b1rd> Its hard to reach
02:50 <swsdude> get a pair of tongs
02:55 <swsdude> rip em out
02:58 <b1rd> K
03:00 <SkyFire> now to get it fuelled up and head off down the highway
03:00 <flammable> Hi ^bozoJim
03:11 <swsdude> kk
03:11 <katatonic_kate00> nex
03:30 <swsdude> why are you katatonic kate
03:42 <swsdude> did b1rd make you like this
03:45 <b1rd> Thats only thing on my mind
03:49 <flammable> She likes kats
03:51 <flammable> Meow
03:56 <swsdude> my cat goes woof
03:58 <e|f> took some bad LSD one time, was never the same again
04:00 <flammable> Weeeeeeeee
04:06 <b1rd> Kats r nice
04:09 <flammable> I was thinking of getting a kittykat
04:27 <flammable> Don't know if i should, i can't really afford it
04:29 <b1rd> Like pets
04:30 <katatonic_kate00> because i am
04:35 <katatonic_kate00> end of story
04:44 <e|f> they sell kitkat chocolate at most supermarkets
04:46 <swsdude> kitkats are at woolies or coles no need for a pet shop or wherever
04:47 <swsdude> FUCK
04:51 <e|f> cost you four dollars at the most
04:55 <b1rd> I scabbed a pat of a dog today
04:57 <swsdude> e|f: you beet me to it
05:01 <flammable> I only have $3.15
05:15 <e|f> :(
05:21 <katatonic_kate00> what the actualf fuck
05:23 <e|f> shoplift one then
05:42 <flammable> katatonic_kate00 ?
05:51 <swsdude> i was happy the other day when i cashed in all my coins, got 100 bucks out of it
05:57 <swsdude> brokelyf
06:00 <Sutekh> flammable, hows ur night been?
06:11 <e|f> cash in your used soft drink cans too
06:12 <flammable> That's a healthy piggybank
06:17 <b1rd> I got about 670
06:17 <e|f> 10c for each
06:29 <swsdude> yeah the fucker near me is always full
06:33 <swsdude> or closed
06:35 <e|f> at recycling collection depot
06:36 <b1rd> Petty cash for food
06:46 <swsdude> i was thinking about selling my body
06:52 <swsdude> kings cross i guess
06:58 <flammable> swsdude I'll give you $3.15
07:00 <SkyFire> wb HellFury
07:07 <flammable> You will be used as slave labour
07:10 <katatonic_kate00> or you could just get a fuckcking job
07:11 <katatonic_kate00> lay off the drugs?
07:25 <b1rd> Theres a good idea
07:28 <b1rd> Lolol
07:29 <swsdude> i don't have time for a fuckcking job :(
07:31 <swsdude> LOL
07:41 <katatonic_kate00> clearly
07:44 <swsdude> well any that suit my hours i guess
08:00 <HellFury> ta
08:04 <e|f> full time IRC user
08:08 <e|f> sponsored by the govt
08:09 <katatonic_kate00> may have to reconsider AOD issues?
08:22 <b1rd> kate is the alpha female of this server
08:32 <katatonic_kate00> lol
08:35 <katatonic_kate00> sif
08:36 <swsdude> i'm not actually eligible for cenners lmfao
08:44 <b1rd> U r
08:54 <katatonic_kate00> i come here to infrequently to be alfa anything
09:02 <e|f> kate with the V8
09:04 <e|f> vroom vroom
09:12 <b1rd> Even im scared of ya n im male :p
09:21 <swsdude> i'm still living w my mum, she earns too much lol...
09:21 <katatonic_kate00> cos dsp?
09:34 <b1rd> Lol
09:35 <katatonic_kate00> good, its the way it shoud be
09:57 <e|f> tell centrelink you were adopted
10:03 <e|f> but don't tell your mum
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10:07 <swsdude> does half orphan count
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10:14 <e|f> probably
10:29 <b1rd> they need paperwork
10:36 <b1rd> Lol
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10:48 <e|f> use photoshop to create a bogus birth certificate
10:57 <b1rd> LOLOLOP
11:01 <e|f> father: Michael Joseph Jackson
11:05 <e|f> mother: unknown
11:09 <b1rd> LOLOL
11:09 Mode: (by Exo) -E
11:15 <swsdude> i've thought abt maccas in the city, 24 hours obviously- why get a job when you're on irc
11:18 <swsdude> idk
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11:35 <e|f> just go study something while you have the good living situation with your mum
11:42 <swsdude> i am studying
11:50 <e|f> cool :)
11:54 <swsdude> that's why a 9-5 job won't work
11:57 <b1rd> Yea i dunno if ill ever need or want to work again
12:00 <Red> áLL GóóÐ
12:28 <e|f> what are you studying?
12:33 <swsdude> film and tv
12:37 <b1rd> Lifes pretty fkn awesome
12:49 <e|f> bachelor of media studies or something ?
13:10 <swsdude> tafe, right next to fox sports in artarmon actually
13:14 <e|f> ah yeah
13:23 <e|f> so like cert III, IV or diploma or something
13:43 <swsdude> iv atm, diploma after this finishes
13:53 <e|f> k
13:55 <swsdude> k
13:59 <b1rd> K
14:03 <e|f> k
14:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) -rtnMCKJTVfj
14:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +tnrMCJKT 30
14:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +Vfj *6:10 4:6
14:11 <b1rd> k
14:24 <katatonic_kate00> lmnop
14:35 <swsdude> didn't bother with uni, we get trained on all the broadcast equipment. plus i went to uni for a while and hated it
14:43 <swsdude> k
14:49 <b1rd> k
14:58 <e|f> tafe would be cheaper and probably the same thing with that kind of qual
15:05 <b1rd> Ic
15:20 <e|f> you could get c'link to pay for your tafe, if not already
16:21 <swsdude> well the thing is, i did the course this time last year. dropped out. obviously went back- tafe extended my enrollment for this sem. didn't have to pay
16:30 <e|f> :O
16:41 <b1rd> Nice
17:00 <AndroUser> Wakey Wakey time to put Betsy to bed Ni night shazza
17:00 <katatonic_kate00> wtf
17:09 <swsdude> i was surprised lmfao
17:23 <flammable> I was thinking of studying something. Maybe engineering
17:24 <b1rd> Good rort
17:37 <flammable> I wouldn't have to pay anything until I'm earning a certain amount
17:39 <b1rd> Go on
17:41 <swsdude> i have to scrape the money for diploma though
17:49 <swsdude> yeah hecs
17:51 <e|f> yea a deferred student loan
17:59 <b1rd> What kinda eng?
18:00 <AndroUser> Pfft
18:00 <SkyFire> dumps AndroUser in to the neverending pit of despair
18:00 <katatonic_kate00> lol
18:11 <swsdude> i think there's vet help for diploma
18:34 <Sutekh> haha TAFE diploma, a poor mans degree
18:40 <flammable> Maybe electronics
18:49 <swsdude> haha yes Sutekh
18:53 <b1rd> Cool as flammable
19:00 <AndroUser> Yep sure lol anything you say champ
19:00 <AndroUser> LoL
19:00 <katatonic_kate00> next
19:03 <b1rd> I done a bit
19:06 <e|f> once you're earning 50 million dollars a year making movies with Brad Pitt, George Clooney and that other guy... worry about paying back your vet loan
19:13 <katatonic_kate00> naw diploma's are like 10 k
19:30 <flammable> Aeronautical engineering would be awesome. Hard work though
19:30 <katatonic_kate00> degree is like wha 10 - 15 upto 60 k dependng
19:51 <swsdude> e|f: the glory of cinema hey, good thing i have an obsession with cameras lmfao
20:00 <AndroUser> Nek minit?
20:06 <e|f> yeah the glory for 0.001% of people who go into it
20:09 <e|f> timing and luck
20:34 <e|f> we need someone who looks a certain way for this film
20:35 <b1rd> Good at math?
20:37 <e|f> etc etc
20:41 <swsdude> true! it's a mix of both, but mainly who you know
20:47 <e|f> yea contacts
20:53 <swsdude> b1rd: me?
20:54 <e|f> not what you know, who you know
20:58 <swsdude> exactly
21:00 <SkyFire> far too quiet
21:00 <katatonic_kate00> nek minit - was next 
21:01 <b1rd> Flammable
21:04 <swsdude> ahh
21:15 <b1rd> Isnt hard tho
21:34 <b1rd> Computer does lot of the work
21:39 <swsdude> actually flammable, my cousin went on to study eng at unsw. civil. he's not doing it anymore. investment wanker now
21:43 <swsdude> oops
21:47 <swsdude> banker*
21:49 <flammable> I'm okay at it. Would have to learn it again
21:55 <e|f> degrees can be cheaper if you learn off campus, stuff like that
21:56 Quit: katatonic_kate00 ([email protected]) Client exited
22:00 <AndroUser> Morecheebah?
22:00 <SkyFire> never seems to work though
22:00 <katatonic_kate00> no
22:00 <katatonic_kate00> walking dead time jump…… ep i think…..
22:00 <SkyFire> yes
22:03 <b1rd> Knew a dude was an aeronautical engineer total spastic piss head
22:08 <e|f> yeah i'm an investment wanker
22:13 <e|f> i spend too much money on tissues
22:14 <b1rd> Smart enough guy but
22:20 <flammable> Civil is designing roads and whatnot isn't it? Like town planning
22:24 <swsdude> hahahahahaha fuck e|f
22:26 <b1rd> Fk he could drink
22:36 <swsdude> bridges and tunnels he was doing
22:56 <b1rd> Yup sorta
23:00 <AndroUser> How about a babycan beat and an African rap?
23:05 <flammable> I can't imagine that sector would be fun to work in
23:18 <e|f> i wanna be an investment wanker
23:23 <b1rd> Hard yakka
23:23 <e|f> new career path for e|f
23:27 <b1rd> Digging
23:30 <flammable> All dependent on projects and stuff
23:30 <swsdude> he was showing me how to calculate shit for detonation... i didn't really care lmfao
23:34 <b1rd> Construction
24:00 <AndroUser> Good of you to look alive
24:11 <b1rd> Heaps different jobs in civil
24:20 <e|f> you put a bunch of unqualified people with explosives and try to calculate how many of them will survive if an unexpected explosion occurs
24:28 <e|f> and write that off on insurance
24:48 <swsdude> i've thought about going on to broadcast engineering, either that or camera dept in news/tv/cinema
24:49 <b1rd> lolol
24:55 <b1rd> Yea
24:59 <swsdude> that is a way e|f
25:18 Quit: GenericFlame ([email protected]) Quit: I’ll be back
25:30 * flammable uses a nuclear bomb to do some blasting near b1rd's van
25:41 <flammable> Oops might have overcooked it
25:43 <swsdude> i have a mate who works over at fox- they set him up with the job just before he left tafe
25:48 <swsdude> hahahahaha
25:52 <b1rd> Jump in ill do some blasting
26:00 <flammable> Ew
26:00 <AndroUser> A gram a day keeps the doctor away my mum always said between her toes
26:00 <Watties> HellFury you might like to get clit pierced yourself?
26:06 <b1rd> :p
26:18 <flammable> Ok sleep time
26:21 <flammable> Gnite
26:25 <b1rd> Nite
26:29 <b1rd> Me2
26:37 <e|f> nighty nights
26:44 <b1rd> Nini
26:53 <e|f> sleep well :)
26:57 <swsdude> bye guys
27:00 <AndroUser> That's quite theatrical
27:00 <HellFury> no fucking way am i getting that done
27:01 <b1rd> K
27:04 <swsdude> k
27:08 <b1rd> Still pikkin nose
27:16 <b1rd> Ill b gone soon
27:31 <b1rd> K gone
27:37 <swsdude> k
27:44 <b1rd> K :p
27:47 <swsdude> happi days
28:00 <swsdude> older women keep hitting on me... wat do?
28:00 <HellFury> move along that convo is way over
28:00 <Watties> it doesnt always hurt
28:00 <AndroUser> It's not over till its over like the song you gotto sing it then bye the end of it it's over
28:26 <xm> call them mum
28:46 <Sutekh> milf
28:47 <xm> or better yet, mummy
29:22 <swsdude> well she's not a milf
29:26 <swsdude> she doesn't have kids
29:33 <Sutekh> haha
29:51 <Sutekh> define older :D
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30:00 <swsdude> okay well i'm almost 20
30:00 <HellFury> give it a break watties
30:00 <flammable> Sutekh, great thanks! I have been reading :) how about yours?
30:00 <Watties> its not over till HellFury sings
30:00 <SkyFire> LoL or Watties gets banned
30:02 <swsdude> she's 40
30:24 <Sutekh> haha go for it ;p
31:00 <HellFury> give it a break
31:17 <Sutekh> she wants a toy boy :D
31:57 <swsdude> seems it from what she was saying last night
32:00 <AndroUser> I got this Asian bud it's that good you'll think it's Adelaide I call it adelasian, I had some silver haze not long ago and it wasn't too far behind that
32:20 <Sutekh> does she have $ ?
32:41 <swsdude> not sure
33:00 <AndroUser> Ohhhh sorry this isn't silk road it's mirc Street I forgot
33:02 <Sutekh> worth looking into
33:24 <swsdude> she has told me she's wanked off like 6 times to a photo i have of myself
33:51 <Sutekh> haha
34:59 <swsdude> yeah
35:00 <swsdude> uh
35:00 <AndroUser> So are you all going to get out there with all the chrysanthemums I heard it's lovely this time of year in this weather
35:00 <Sutekh> flammable, just watching some TV :D
35:02 <swsdude> mhm
35:10 <e|f> hmm
35:10 <lx> ...ah huh...
35:23 <e|f> sounds like that woman might be... a dude
35:33 <e|f> ask her if she chats here under the nickname 'b1rd'
35:44 <Sutekh> lol
35:55 <swsdude> Hahahahahahaha
36:11 <Sutekh> was it on Austnet?
36:26 <swsdude> her ph linked up with messenger, she's real
36:26 <swsdude> F
36:31 <swsdude> tinder sadly Sutekh
36:36 <Sutekh> ohh
36:50 <e|f> k so we've established "she's real"
37:00 <AndroUser> Just get some tequila in ya will ya
37:02 <swsdude> yes yes
37:10 <Sutekh> e|f, that was my intention with that question yes
37:14 <e|f> ask her if she delivers pizzas thru Uber
37:18 <e|f> kill two birds with one stone
37:47 <swsdude> HAHAHA
37:51 <swsdude> she doesn't
37:58 * swsdude afk
38:13 <e|f> ^_^
38:19 <Sutekh> tinder is more the crazy axe murderers isnt it?
39:40 <e|f> probably
39:45 <e|f> swipe left for murder
40:00 <AndroUser> Are you the hunchback of notredame or something?
40:47 <Sutekh> ;/
41:00 <AndroUser> You've been consuming illegal substances haven't you!
42:51 <e|f> see, i gots the seconds showing in my irc timestamps
42:59 <e|f> i can tell when ppl are lying
43:00 <AndroUser> You should get on skout you can go live and everyone can see you and they can join you
43:06 <e|f> chatting too fast
43:15 <e|f> kids all pepped up on Coca Cola
43:39 <Sutekh> Yep
43:50 <Sutekh> and other substances
43:57 <e|f> yep
44:00 <AndroUser> Don't mind me I'll just get back to consuming illegal substances, Thankyou very much
49:22 <swsdude> oh yeah
49:30 <swsdude> idk
49:36 <swsdude> tinder is a joke now
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50:07 <e|f> that's how the developers planned it
50:09 <e|f> as a joke
50:32 <e|f> a money making one
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51:29 <e|f> but for $14.95 a month, you can chat with a photo of someone that was lifted from a facebook / myspace account
51:33 <e|f> well worth the money
51:50 <swsdude> so worth it
52:06 <swsdude> nine times out of 10 it ends up being a tranny anyway
52:33 <e|f> the other ones are the axe murderers
52:47 <e|f> i'd take the tranny
53:55 <swsdude> hmmmmm
53:56 <lx> ...ah huh...
54:00 <swsdude> debatable
54:10 <e|f> big decisions
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56:11 <swsdude> million dollar questions
57:48 * e|f had chiropractic work done today
57:52 * e|f is still sore
58:01 <e|f> bed is calling... soon
58:48 <e|f> i never did end up playing counter strike
58:51 <e|f> tomorrow, maybe
59:20 <swsdude> yeah same tbh
00:00 <SkyFire> then launches a salvo of russian missile at the US
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01:00 <katatonic_kate00> um….
01:00 <katatonic_kate00> calm your farm
02:00 <katatonic_kate00> next
02:00 <President_Trump> stop stabbing katatonic_kate00's bf
03:00 <Watties> how are you?
07:24 * e|f is checking his list, and checking it twice
07:30 <e|f> to-do list, that is
07:36 <e|f> getting organised for tomorrow
09:02 <Sutekh> whats ur day like e|f?
09:39 <e|f> pretty average at this point
09:50 <e|f> just coasting
09:56 <e|f> 3 steps forward, 2 back
10:25 <Sutekh> max employment client, or student?
10:37 <e|f> hahaha
10:50 <Sutekh> ;p
13:23 <e|f> i'm a wine maker
13:33 <e|f> people make wine and then make me drink it
13:57 <e|f> it's not an easy job, but someone has to do it
14:12 <Sutekh> you step on the grapes?
14:25 <e|f> ;D
14:50 <Sutekh> hope you wash ur feet :D
15:53 <e|f> of course i do
16:00 <SkyFire> she has been very quiet
18:47 <Sutekh> haha
19:08 <e|f> universal precautions
22:52 <e|f> ok guys, i'm out
22:56 <e|f> nice chatting :)
23:06 <e|f> and look after yourselves!
23:12 <e|f> bubai
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30:00 <Watties> very quiet 
31:00 <Watties> HellFury sup?
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31:52 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i wanna fuck a big fat chick
32:47 * Sutekh slaps aLiEn8D_Romeo around a bit with a large trout
33:05 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> :)
36:00 <President_Trump> shes farting
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37:10 <HellFury> well wait for one to get online then
37:14 Part: DK_Nick ([email protected]) from #sydney
39:18 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> hahaha
39:24 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> your a big fat chick
41:44 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> no weed left :(
43:21 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> might have to drink alcohol
45:00 <President_Trump> LOLLLOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
46:08 <HellFury> i maybe fat but i don't fuck idiots
46:14 <HellFury> especially drug fucked ones
48:07 <President_Trump> she only fucks emu boys *bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok
48:46 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> say yes to good drugs
49:36 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> you see im working the whole drug angle
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51:08 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> hell fury i wouldn't fuck you if you were the last woman on earth
51:45 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> but yeah how to work the whole sex angle?
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56:19 <Watties> Hi HellFury
56:30 * Watties hangs a big shit on HellFury's eye socket
57:19 <Watties> anyone horny?
57:23 * Watties pokes b1rd
57:30 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> but yeah how to work the whole sex angle?
57:32 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> but yeah how to work the whole sex angle?
58:19 <Watties> sex angle?
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