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00:00 <smeggatron> Bonny titz
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07:03 * RipCurl farts on HellFury
11:49 <HellFury> fuck off
12:03 <HellFury> attention seeking child
13:10 <RipCurl> im not seeking attention
13:19 <RipCurl> and im not a child so dont abuse me or swear at me please
15:04 <RipCurl> you are an online bully HellFury and you should take your attitude elsewhere
16:00 <HellFury> fuck off
16:00 <HellFury> attention seeking child
17:00 <RipCurl> im not seeking attention
17:06 <President_Trump> don't fart on my gf mate
18:00 <RipCurl> and im not a child so dont abuse me or swear at me please
19:00 <RipCurl> you are an online bully HellFury and you should take your attitude elsewhere 
21:00 <President_Trump> don't fart on my gf mate
21:55 <RipCurl> you can shut up too abuser
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26:00 <RipCurl> you can shut up too abuser
30:13 * RipCurl farts a big thunder boom fart on HellFury
30:18 * RipCurl take that
36:15 <alienated_Romeo> i wanna curl up into a litlle ball
36:21 <alienated_Romeo> i wanna curl up into a little ball
41:00 <alienated_Romeo> i wanna curl up into a litlle ball
41:00 <alienated_Romeo> i wanna curl up into a little ball
50:04 <RipCurl> why?
54:00 <RipCurl> why?
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59:06 * RipCurl Pisses on HellFurys face and cunt
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05:22 <b1rd> Quick piss
05:28 <b1rd> Brb
05:28 <lx>  Bye for now b1rd...
10:00 <b1rd> Quick piss
10:00 <b1rd> Brb
10:00 <lx> 1 Bye for now1 b1rd...
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11:01 <Exo> Morning gang
11:11 <Exo> another exciting week of work
11:14 <e|f> hi :D
11:28 <Exo> g`day elfy
11:32 <b1rd> lol i just came
11:47 <e|f> what do you do for work, Exo ?
11:47 <b1rd> Dunno about work :D
12:13 <Exo> i work for city west water
12:28 <e|f> environmental scientist?
12:41 <b1rd> Old corroded pipes
13:02 <b1rd> Yuck shards of metal in the water
13:17 <e|f> fluoride and chlorine too
13:19 <e|f> ;D
13:26 <b1rd> Na they good for u
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13:43 <e|f> maybe :O
13:47 <b1rd> Yup
13:59 <b1rd> Make u stronger
15:12 <b1rd> So much dirt in the water better drink from a creek
15:13 <e|f> in minute doses, probably ok
15:19 <e|f> meh
15:30 <e|f> run the water through a charcoal filter
15:48 <b1rd> Im not rich
16:16 <e|f> ;D
16:28 <b1rd> Its ok i survive
16:34 <e|f> i'm not either
16:51 <b1rd> And im stronger and healthier than most ppl
16:57 <e|f> yep
19:11 <e|f> we have a pretty good healthcare system in this country too, in relation to other countries
19:15 <b1rd> What doesn't kill u only makes u stronger.
19:29 <b1rd> Don't need it.
20:01 <e|f> time heals all wounds (well, most)
20:02 <e|f> ;D
20:18 <b1rd> Of course
20:25 <e|f> :)
20:49 <b1rd> :)
23:14 <b1rd> Doctors have no idea how to maintain health.
23:29 <b1rd> In themselves or their patients.
23:43 <e|f> i would avoid them where possible
23:48 <e|f> keep life simple
23:56 <b1rd> Not a problem though. Look after myself.
24:01 <e|f> the body has a pretty remarkable ability to heal itself a lot of the time
24:01 <b1rd> Indeed.
24:29 <b1rd> All the time unless its major trauma
24:34 <e|f> an apple a day keeps the doctor away
24:35 <e|f> yea
24:51 <b1rd> And ur takin drugs
24:54 <b1rd> Intwr
25:00 <b1rd> Grr
25:12 <e|f> good food is basically "natural medicine"
25:13 <b1rd> Interferes with everything
25:29 <b1rd> Na its just living
26:16 <b1rd> Ppl so used to eatin shit
26:21 <e|f> yep
26:56 <e|f> i bet... no, i'm sure... soon enough we will discover a lot of currently unknown health problems with some of the medicine currently available
27:17 <e|f> unknown and unforseen
27:35 <e|f> they peer review and do clinical trials, but results vary from person to person
28:04 <b1rd> Yep
28:29 <e|f> if i have a headache, for example, i usually won't even take a panadole
28:32 <e|f> just ride it out
28:49 <b1rd> Yep
29:08 <b1rd> Same
29:20 <e|f> ;D
30:21 <b1rd> If u take lotta drugs drink coffee etc alcohol. U get like a skinny neck
30:31 <e|f> yep
30:42 <b1rd> Dunno y
31:02 <e|f> skinny ankles is a fairly common observation for someone who might be an alcoholic
31:03 <b1rd> I want a big fat neck
31:14 <b1rd> Ah yea
33:01 <b1rd> Not gunna eat any raghead foods
33:05 <e|f> eyes are a good one for someone who's addicted some kind of recreational drug
33:08 <e|f> and their behaviour
33:13 <b1rd> From now till next year
33:27 <b1rd> Yea
33:47 <e|f> though, i've met people who turned out to be stoners and... they did not look like that, at all
33:49 <e|f> mhm
34:08 <b1rd> Eye drops
34:15 <e|f> yea
34:26 <b1rd> Cops use em
34:35 <b1rd> If they a bit seedy
34:59 <e|f> eye drops to remove red eye
35:04 <b1rd> Yup
35:37 <b1rd> But makes em look too clear
35:41 <b1rd> So u can tell
35:46 <e|f> yep
36:35 <b1rd> Hardly anyone in the city isnt on drugs
36:59 <b1rd> And grog
37:26 <b1rd> Your associates and bosses wouldn't trust u otherwise
37:29 <e|f> interesting thing - if someone's done dope, like, a few hours ago... and they're coming off the high... if they do something like smoke a cigarette, they can sort-of get high again... because nicotine/cannabis fire up some similar brain chemicals
37:47 <b1rd> Ah ye
39:46 <e|f> smoke a joint, you'll be stoned for a few hours; cook a hash cookie and eat it, you might be stoned for days
39:47 <e|f> ;D
39:48 <b1rd> It interferes with navigation
39:54 <e|f> yea
40:03 <b1rd> Uselese drug
40:12 <b1rd> Has no value
40:31 <b1rd> Not in recreational use or medical applications
40:41 <e|f> that's why it's called dope
40:46 <e|f> you have to be one to use it
40:47 <e|f> ;D
41:01 <b1rd> Yea
41:54 <b1rd> Countries who legalise it are weakening national security in a huge way
42:30 <e|f> it can trigger mental illness in people who are so genetically disposed; for others, the general idea is they have an isolated, lonely, paranoid existence
42:35 <e|f> in my experience
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43:08 <b1rd> Ive read that it causes mental illness in all users
43:13 <b1rd> Dose may vary
43:20 <b1rd> Depending on individual
43:21 <e|f> depends on the person
43:23 <e|f> yep
43:37 <b1rd> And tolerance
43:58 <e|f> whether is causes it seems to be a "what came first, the chicken or the egg?" question in the psychiatric community
44:10 <e|f> whether it*
44:35 <b1rd> Mental illness is a load of bs
44:48 <b1rd> If ur off drugs u will be fine
45:06 <e|f> yea
45:46 <b1rd> Easy to pick meth ganja alcohol psychosis
45:54 <b1rd> Similiar
45:59 <e|f> yep
47:03 <b1rd> Its hard for ppl to do the right thing and be honest
47:09 <e|f> ice psychosis is a good one. if you meet someone like that, talk them in to cleaning your house. they'll be able to do it in ten minutes. though you might need new windows and gyprock
47:37 <b1rd> Thats y bs focus on mental health instead of trying to get rid of drugs
47:47 <e|f> true
48:11 <b1rd> Yep
48:16 <b1rd> Hate em
48:30 <flammable> Bird talking about how hard it is to be honest he's just about himself because he is full of shit
48:36 <flammable> Everything he says is a lie
49:00 <b1rd> If u try to stay clean in such a drug infested country
49:07 <b1rd> Its not easy
49:29 <e|f> everyone has a choice
49:55 <b1rd> Yea unless they dose u
50:04 <e|f> yep
50:12 <b1rd> Im fine ive secured my food etc
50:29 <b1rd> But it happens ive personally witnessed it
51:08 <e|f> for some people, it seems they develop the mental illness seemingly organically. but if they did drugs, it could accelerate that process
51:17 <e|f> if that makes sense
51:39 <b1rd> It may be that they were dosed by a 'friend'
51:45 <e|f> heh
52:18 <b1rd> Organic mental illness is exceedingly rare even by their textbooks
52:28 <flammable> What a load of s***
53:25 <Glenn> Dope smokers develop paranoia...
53:39 <e|f> in the future, they might be able to identify probable genes for it and pre-emptively anticipate the illness with gene therapy
53:40 <b1rd> Almost always its family / drugs
53:55 <flammable> There are plenty of causes for mental illness drugs is not the only one. not even a large percentage
54:30 <flammable> As usual bird is preaching about a subject he knows nothing about hasn't done any research
54:31 <b1rd> Tackle drugs u wont have an issue with mental illness
55:16 <flammable> You claim this saying this stupid stuff to wind us up but in reality he genuinely believes it
55:24 <flammable> He will claim*
55:25 <e|f> genetics and environment
55:35 <b1rd> Drugs
55:52 <b1rd> Organised crime
57:09 <e|f> gene therapy!
57:10 <e|f> ;D
57:27 <b1rd> Isnt necessary
57:55 <e|f> gene therapy is "prevention is better than cure" to the scientific Nth degree
58:03 <b1rd> Is the state showing its mental illness
58:06 <e|f> switch off those cancer genes
58:37 <b1rd> Cancer isnt that bad
59:10 <flammable> What a f****** stupid statement
59:15 <flammable> Cancer isn't that bad
59:38 <flammable> It should be a zline
59:57 <b1rd> Its like dan andrews
00:37 <b1rd> Hes been in power too long so now hes going to use the health system to try and quash any dissent
00:57 <b1rd> Under the guisebof mental illness.
01:02 <e|f> i hope you never get cancer
01:04 <e|f> :)
01:08 <b1rd> Its happened before.
01:22 <b1rd> Ty
02:03 <e|f> gonna make some cawfeee
02:06 <e|f> bbiab
02:14 <b1rd> And me breakfast.
04:45 <e|f> so while i'm drinking my coffee, i'm going to try to come up with a cure for cancer
04:51 * e|f scratches his head
05:32 <b1rd> Well. Start with quitting coffee
06:00 <b1rd> Gives u a thin neck
06:15 <e|f> lol
06:22 <b1rd> Brain needs blood flow
06:24 <flammable> A thin neck
06:30 <flammable> Wow
06:50 <b1rd> U look at longterm stimulant addicts
06:57 <b1rd> Thin necks
07:44 <b1rd> Vasoconstriction
08:01 <flammable> b1rd saw an anorexic person buy a coffee one time so it's a foregone conclusion
08:13 <b1rd> Ok makin porridge
09:40 <b1rd> Smackies got that big ugly nose from the histamine
09:44 <e|f> ok, i couldn't cure cancer
09:50 <e|f> i'll move on to predicting lottery results
09:52 <e|f> ;D
10:10 <b1rd> Ok
10:31 <e|f> if i win Powerball, i could donate a lot of money to cancer research
10:33 <e|f> ;D
10:46 <KangaPoint> flammable seems to be getting severe allergic reaction to b1rd :D
10:53 <b1rd> Do u have cancer?
11:04 <e|f> no
11:23 <b1rd> Shes on ignore buddy
11:28 <KangaPoint> watch out for blood pressure and toxic build up flammable
11:30 <b1rd> Wouldnt put out
11:53 <b1rd> Well. Why care then elf?
11:58 <b1rd> :p
12:05 <flammable> Good point KangaPoint it's a real risk, reading what b1rd says
12:05 <e|f> if you can't cure it, throw a lot of money at it and hope some other genius scientist/s can
12:14 <e|f> well, it would be nice to see it solved
12:19 <e|f> cancer causes a lot of misery
12:23 <b1rd> Sounds like politics
13:19 <b1rd> So does terrorism drugs
13:45 <e|f> diseases can be cured or managed. people can't
14:19 <b1rd> Yes they can
14:22 <b1rd> Bullets
14:25 <e|f> lol
14:26 <b1rd> :p
14:55 <b1rd> Come on its fighting season join in its fun
15:09 <e|f> i gave up trolling years ago
15:13 <e|f> had therapy for it
15:15 <e|f> true story
15:39 <b1rd> Im not trolling
15:44 <e|f> :p
16:34 <b1rd> No therapy works if there isn't a real problem
16:55 <b1rd> It might teach the therapist a thing or two
17:00 <b1rd> Brb
17:00 <lx>  seeya b1rd...
17:05 <e|f> k
17:58 <b1rd> Ppl r pissweak thesedays
18:01 <b1rd> Soft
18:18 <b1rd> Trolling does them a service to harden up
18:34 <e|f> :O
19:15 <b1rd> Its just banter
19:56 <b1rd> Except too much PC poofters ppl scared to connect
20:04 <b1rd> Ppl so many fears
21:34 <e|f> it's half past eight
21:37 <e|f> in the morning
22:30 <KangaPoint> good to borrow neighbour's dog to take for a walk?
22:48 <e|f> lol
23:40 <KangaPoint> then eat breakfast at local shop
24:44 <e|f> sounds nice
25:48 <KangaPoint> yeh get some morning sun and wind
28:03 <KangaPoint> i probably need to do that to stay human and sane
29:31 <KangaPoint> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=653aIxR4ZwA
29:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shrek - Beautiful Princess. Fiona (May 25, 2013) Length: 0 - Category: Sports - 371,073 views - 1,553 likes (96.2%), 61 dislikes (3.8%)
29:37 <KangaPoint> ^ fiona and the blue bird
31:18 <e|f> ;D
32:18 <b1rd> Eating
33:00 <b1rd> Say hi to your dad from me kangapoint
33:34 <KangaPoint> dad says he misses ur firm butt
33:53 <KangaPoint> which isnt too hairy
34:06 <b1rd> Pass it on thx mate :)
36:21 * b1rd scoffs while eating his oats
45:37 * b1rd carefully farts so as not to shart
47:05 <KangaPoint> watching b1rd trolling is like having one's moist fingers being dragged down an enormous windowpane
47:40 <b1rd> What drug did you take to develop such courage kid?
48:04 <b1rd> You are normally an emasculated little boy
48:12 <KangaPoint> some sweetened soya bean drink
48:27 <b1rd> Explains the bitch factor
48:42 <b1rd> You'll have your period soon. All good
52:32 <e|f> >_>
54:10 * b1rd has his full strength back :) 
54:48 <b1rd> Might go dunny
55:07 <e|f> <_<
57:01 <KangaPoint> watch out for giant mozzies
57:15 <KangaPoint> their bites aint pretty on ur pretty bum
01:05 <Exo> Where is joel thompson
02:51 <b1rd> Who is that
04:20 <KangaPoint> omg b1rd pm pic of his poop on a plate!
04:22 <KangaPoint> gross
04:41 <b1rd> Eat up kid
04:42 <Exo> Kuniva
04:57 <Exo> that is standard kangapoint
05:07 <b1rd> :D
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05:27 <b1rd> Ahh kuniva
05:33 <b1rd> He was on yesterday
06:33 <Exo> Was that him loool
06:35 <Exo> smeagol
06:51 <Exo> no wonder he was sniffing mens undies
07:10 <b1rd> Yea lol
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08:41 <T-City> b1rd sh1t
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58:21 <e|f> wb HellFury & KangaPoint
58:26 <HellFury> ty
58:50 <KangaPoint> ta e|fy
59:03 <e|f> yw x2
59:11 <KangaPoint> what's new?
59:19 <KangaPoint> just came back from car wash
59:23 <b1rd> Wb kangapoint
59:34 <e|f> nothing but i took your advice and took a walk, albeit a short one
00:32 <KangaPoint> u sent me pic of ur poop b1rd
00:41 <KangaPoint> i aint talking to u
00:43 <KangaPoint> ✋
00:48 <b1rd> U were hungry
01:15 <b1rd> A growing boy such as yourself must eat
01:25 <KangaPoint> anyone knows how to get rid of car wash wax on glass windows from previous wash?
02:06 <e|f> dunno about get rid of it but i suppose you could use Windex and some paper towels to go over it
02:15 <b1rd> Stop smoking rock and u won't care as much about insignificant shit like that.
02:19 <KangaPoint> why such a short walk e|f?
02:27 * e|f not feeling well
02:43 <KangaPoint> where did u go?
02:55 <e|f> walked around the neighbourhood
03:16 <b1rd> Do u walk around ur neighbourhood kangapoint.
03:17 <b1rd> ?
03:29 <KangaPoint> it be nice to have cafe and restaurants nearby to walk to
03:37 <e|f> it would
03:44 <KangaPoint> yeh i do
03:53 <KangaPoint> i walk around a place call signal hill
04:02 <b1rd> Often? Routinely?
04:31 <KangaPoint> can see all around to horizon
04:38 <KangaPoint> yeh routinely
04:53 <b1rd> You would being autistic
04:59 <KangaPoint> i do scenic walk and shopping walk
05:09 <e|f> what would be better - to live by a beach
05:11 <e|f> ;D
05:19 <KangaPoint> i browse shop to see what they have
05:34 <b1rd> City
05:42 <KangaPoint> beach close by too about 5km
05:49 <e|f> very nice
06:06 <b1rd> So i can keep an eye on my targets hey kangapoint wink wink
06:12 <KangaPoint> i know to stay from where homeless pee
06:18 <KangaPoint> homeless ppl
06:58 <KangaPoint> target, kmart, walmart etc
07:11 <KangaPoint> see what they got can be useful
07:14 <b1rd> we don't have Walmart
07:29 <KangaPoint> kmart closing down there?
08:37 <b1rd> Kiddie!
08:57 <b1rd> Naww kid
09:16 <b1rd> Was in kmart airport west other day
09:46 <b1rd> Then went to gladstone park
09:50 <KangaPoint> i thought Sears own kmart and Sears has declared bankrupt
10:08 <b1rd> Nfi kid i dont smoke crack
10:46 <KangaPoint> never really hang around gladstone
11:14 <b1rd> I know
13:05 <b1rd> Might pop over to the north west later today
13:19 <b1rd> See how the area going
16:42 <b1rd> You like to cycle kangapoint? I just bought myself a mountain bike.
17:04 <b1rd> Perhaps we could ride together sometime?
17:05 <KangaPoint> i havent ridden a bike for years
17:12 <KangaPoint> i used to ride 2hrs a day
17:14 <b1rd> Aww ok
17:17 <KangaPoint> to school
17:35 <b1rd> Well if i see u out we will ride together
17:36 <KangaPoint> i had huge muscular legs back then
17:56 <b1rd> My legs r quite big
18:03 <KangaPoint> yeh sure
18:03 <b1rd> Arms too
18:11 <b1rd> Yep
18:14 * KangaPoint prepare to cheat with hidden electric motor
19:21 <KangaPoint> ur quite fit then
19:38 <b1rd> Then ill head over to flammables for some afternoon delight :D
19:58 <b1rd> After a good workout with kangapoint my boy
21:01 <b1rd> Yea im an elite athlete
21:03 <KangaPoint> im sure flammable would adore ur fit toned built
21:14 <b1rd> Yea she does
21:20 <KangaPoint> just dont talk too much
22:01 <KangaPoint> anyhow i gotta go do stuff now
22:04 <KangaPoint> bbl
22:04 <lx>  It'll be quiet without you KangaPoint...
22:11 <b1rd> Lol
22:30 <b1rd> Like frantically cleaning wax off your windscreen?
23:20 <b1rd> Ok mate ill be here awaiting your return.
35:30 * flammable wouldnt root b1rd if he was the last human alive
39:43 <damian> would you get a handjob from him though?
49:20 <flammable> No way
51:22 <flammable> Would prefer to stuff a cheese grater up there than any part of b1rd
02:58 <KangaPoint> https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/happens-men-stay-bachelors-forever-200622198.html
03:13 <KangaPoint> not very detailed article
03:16 <b1rd> lol!
03:29 <KangaPoint> ---> b1rd
03:41 <b1rd> A wristie is standard from kangapoint
04:25 <b1rd> You waste your time reading marketing posing as journalism kid?
06:47 <b1rd> So in essence cucked men live longer. Kind of like when u desex a dog.
07:50 <b1rd> Here's a tip kid. If you want science read a medical journal not fairfax or whatever.
09:12 <T-City> Hello there b1rd
09:22 <e|f> so much hate in here today
09:24 <e|f> i'm out
09:29 <e|f> happy chatting
09:32 <e|f> bye :)
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09:46 <b1rd> U got dinner organised for your butch gf when she returns from work?
10:37 <b1rd> Kidddie!
17:07 <KangaPoint> i like to have both, butch and girly girl
17:29 <KangaPoint> butch gf can help work with the car
17:38 <KangaPoint> they like to do things like that
17:55 <KangaPoint> also they have shorter hair
18:13 <KangaPoint> doesnt clog up the drain and snag the vacuum
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24:24 <b1rd> You're a boy.
24:49 <b1rd> And your daddy is gone.
25:40 <T-City> b1rd speak up son
25:44 <b1rd> Better go prepare dinner or your gf gunna bash u.
26:40 <b1rd> She really hates when her gf (u) doesnt have meal ready.
29:50 <b1rd> She also asked you to tidy the unit vacuum wash the car
29:55 <b1rd> lol!
30:26 <b1rd> Servant boy!
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35:52 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
05:59 <Exo> coffee lols
07:31 * Devil45 looks at topic - if you break rules you get rocketed for it, or banned, or both.
11:31 <b1rd> Lol
14:55 <breaker> So #sydney has "rules" now?
15:04 <breaker> What are the rules Exo?
17:34 <b1rd> On the phone with jen brb
18:52 <b1rd> Quick shower meeting jen later
19:28 <breaker> !insult Devil45
19:56 <breaker> b1rd, You can only dream about it son.
29:39 <b1rd> No need to dream I'm seeing her tonight.
31:09 <breaker> Really? Where are you seeing her b1rd?
31:47 <breaker> If she did ever meet you.. she'd knock your head off.
32:02 <b1rd> Eastern suburbs son.
32:24 <b1rd> Wanna tag along?
33:58 <breaker> Sure.. I've already got a tag on your back.. it's marked with a red X
34:20 <breaker> Line my scope up and *bang* ya dead son :)
35:33 <b1rd> Ur nerf gun
35:40 <b1rd> Im scared
37:07 <b1rd> Jen said she wants to start a family with a real man like me
42:41 * energizer messages Jen on fb to see if this is a lie
42:47 <energizer> oh, it is.
44:09 <Exo> so are u and jen an item now b1rd
45:05 <b1rd> Yea we engaged
45:18 <b1rd> And breaker is enraged
45:19 <Exo> cONGratZ
46:39 <Exo> lools
46:44 <Exo> b1rd gets all the ladies
47:09 <Devil45> he used to get the fish john west rejected
47:12 <T-City> LOOOLLLLL
47:18 <T-City> b1rd wheres ya gf?
48:17 <b1rd> Lol
48:51 <Exo> she bringing home the bacon
48:54 <Exo> for b1rd to fry
49:03 <T-City> bringing it back to the van
49:20 <Exo> wack it on the george foreman grill
49:20 <b1rd> Looool
49:31 <b1rd> Yup
49:48 <Devil45> those grills were cheesy
49:57 <b1rd> Chuk bitta dirt in
50:15 <b1rd> I yea i cook normally not like a bogan
51:11 <flammable> I'd fuck b1rd if he wasnt such an idiot all the time
52:03 <Devil45> b1rd is usually ok when he isnt being trolled
52:45 <b1rd> Yeah :)
52:55 <flammable> Jk just wanted to see if he's really got me on ignore
52:57 <b1rd> Im a good boy
53:36 <b1rd> Just had shower and shave
53:42 <Devil45> i know hes got trump ignored
53:47 <b1rd> Yup
53:48 <Devil45> dont know about anyone else
53:58 <b1rd> Got heaps on ignore
54:04 <flammable> Me because i rejected his advances
54:09 <b1rd> Flammable coz she rejected me :)
54:16 <flammable> :)
54:24 <Devil45> awww she say no did she?
54:27 <b1rd> Few other tards like partay t-city etc
54:34 <b1rd> Yea
54:41 <Devil45> well i dont have that problem
54:57 <Devil45> not yet anyway ;p
55:02 <b1rd> :p
55:36 <b1rd> Skyfire too
55:50 <b1rd> Coz hes a big retarded baby
56:04 <b1rd> Not too many others
56:24 <Devil45> i got smellevra on that list
56:56 <b1rd> Strangely shes not on mine but she hasnt said a word for a week
57:14 <T-City> speak up b1rd
57:35 <b1rd> She thinks all my trolling is bcoz 'she wouldnt fuk me'
57:57 <b1rd> Been trolling since day i was born
58:48 <b1rd> I told her on the fone yea and i wouldnt fuk u either ur an ugly dog then she hung up
58:52 <energizer> ignore is for the weak
59:04 <b1rd> No its a useful tool
59:17 <energizer> omg that conversation between kelevra pandas and sheen
59:20 <energizer> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
59:36 <flammable> That was angry
59:43 <energizer> it was gold!
59:47 <b1rd> They all slow
59:53 <b1rd> If u notice
59:56 <Devil45> only 'conversation' i saw with kel was between her and kate in here one time
00:01 <b1rd> Verbally retarded
00:16 <Devil45> katatonic vs kel - good reading.
00:20 <b1rd> Its a recorded phonecall devil45
00:24 <Devil45> no
00:46 <b1rd> Never seen them two goin at it
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03:26 <energizer> new pistons, rings, gudgeons, and gasket set arrived today. got to pick up a soda blaster so I can clean up the engine then I'll start putting it together
03:30 * energizer is excited!
04:04 <flammable> Sounds tricky, do you know what you're doing?
04:05 <energizer> and some more gloves to keep the grease off my hands. So much better than cleaning with soap
04:09 <energizer> of course :)
04:21 <flammable> Build me a car?
04:28 <b1rd> Good luck
04:34 <energizer> er a whole car? no but I could fix one
05:12 <flammable> I looked at one last week but don't have my licence for another month
05:28 <Devil45> you a mechanic energizer?
05:40 * Devil45 forgot if you said you were.
06:03 <energizer> you don't have a licence flammable? no Devil45 just DIY. have done a few engine swaps and rebuilds. maintain all my own cars
06:10 <Devil45> ah
06:17 <Devil45> its a hobby
06:25 <energizer> yep
06:29 <Devil45> you lower them?
06:39 <energizer> no way, raise them :)
06:39 <flammable> No lost it for 6 months lol
06:43 <energizer> 4WDrives
06:47 <Devil45> minimum ride height should be 100 mm
06:54 <energizer> flammable: you absolute rebel
07:14 <Devil45> flammable lost her licence - speeding maybe?
07:36 <damian> +voice
07:40 <energizer> here's a pajero engine I rebuilt from top to bottom, new everything https://i.imgur.com/qDuMmCY.jpg
07:59 <flammable> No I am a good person i would never
08:15 <flammable> Nice engine I guess?
08:28 <damian> i've lost my license twice from speeding, such an idiot
08:29 <energizer> as b1rd would say, flammable, 'sure kid, sure
08:33 <damian> both when i was young and stupid though
08:33 <energizer> and thx
08:45 <energizer> lol damian I got a few defects when I was getting around in a clubsport
09:14 <energizer> 'tyres bald, exhaust not compliant'
09:29 <Devil45> clubsport - the cop magnet
09:39 <energizer> it really was
09:46 <energizer> shit wheels too which looked very hoony
09:49 <Devil45> bald tyres always attract defects
09:59 <energizer> I was doing a skid which was why I got pulled up
10:06 <Devil45> but as a car - the clubsport isnt too bad
10:17 <Devil45> was one of holdens better vehicles
10:27 <energizer> yeah it was actually a great car, very comfortable to drive. Mine was a VY
10:30 <energizer> good acoustics
10:38 <Devil45> bass speakers
10:54 <Devil45> big subs
11:00 <Devil45> a hoon-mobile
11:32 <Devil45> no one around here drives a clubsport - either a regular commodore or crappy toyota
11:49 <energizer> https://i.imgur.com/7QsVP7g.jpg https://i.imgur.com/RzjOfmB.jpg
11:52 <energizer> big comfy seats
12:22 <energizer> ... :) https://i.imgur.com/RhTCM5e.jpg
12:41 <Devil45> shame the cops canaried it
13:05 <energizer> ah got it cleared it within a couple of days no biggie. but motivated me to sell it
13:15 <energizer> too much fun burning rubber and making noise
13:26 <Devil45> and stinking the neighbourhood
13:34 <Devil45> with smells of tyres
14:06 <Devil45> and the shitboxes some people around here drive its a wonder they arent canaried as well
14:36 <energizer> at least having a 4WD I have an outlet that doesn't go fast enough to really get any negative attention
14:48 <Devil45> saw a nice looking kingswood the other day - real one - looked pristine - hardly any rust on the bodywork
15:00 <Devil45> hard to believe a 40 year old car would still look good now
15:01 <b1rd> Are u driving a hoon car energizer?
15:03 <energizer> have to stick to no higher than a 2" lift and 33" tyres to keep legal but there's plenty of other things to modify :)
15:17 <energizer> that's awesome Devil45
15:20 <Devil45> a 4 door
15:33 <Devil45> i think it was a HX
15:59 <Devil45> nice deep red with that creamy vinyl roof
16:08 <Devil45> all badges intact
16:09 <energizer> friend of mine has a '69 Camaro
16:17 <energizer> fully restored, really mint
16:23 <Devil45> i wish id taken a pic
16:36 <Devil45> makes the shitbox hoon mobiles look bad
16:49 <b1rd> Yea hate hooncars
17:54 <b1rd> Usually driven by wogs (not directed at u energizer)
18:38 <energizer> nah the commodores are for aussie bogans... rat tails and shit tats
18:42 <Devil45> ha
18:44 <energizer> the wogs drive the JDM shit
18:46 <Devil45> crummydraws
18:50 <energizer> hondas
19:06 <Devil45> asians drive hondas around here
19:17 <b1rd> Aussies drive bmw's
19:24 <Devil45> and the shit toyotas too some indians drive magnas
19:25 <b1rd> Cashed up thesedays
19:29 <energizer> i gave up caring about which manufacturer's car I owned when I realised the Patrol is a damned awesome car
19:39 <energizer> was a die hard Toyota man until I drove one
19:43 <Devil45> bmw - the car druggies have
19:45 <b1rd> Wogs drive the hooncars cheap horsepower
20:09 <energizer> realised I could get a better, newer car with more features for less money than I was prepared to spend on a mid 90's cruiser with a shitload of ks
20:10 <Devil45> nissan patrol - those are gutsy
20:19 <energizer> there is a couple of issues with them
20:24 <energizer> like design flaws
20:33 <energizer> but nothing that can't easily be fixed
20:43 <energizer> landcruisers have them too
21:11 <energizer> in fact I would say the cruiser issues are worse - faulty big end bearings on the turbo diesel - wtf
21:34 <energizer> or weak cylinder heads on the 100 series diesel
21:40 <energizer> those are major issues
21:51 <energizer> never seen a good handbrake in a cruiser either
22:27 <energizer> clutches in 100 series right through to the new Prados have been faulty, they are undersized and even reversing up a steep hill with no load at all will cause it to slip and burn
24:00 <energizer> lol just getting a bit into it there
24:04 <energizer> doing a pandas
24:10 <energizer> or a beehh
24:28 <Devil45> nah beehhh talks shit
24:37 <Devil45> pandas just rants occasionally
24:39 <energizer> true
24:49 <flammable> I would classify that car stuff as shit
25:02 <Devil45> not everyone is "into cars"
25:19 <Devil45> but it makes a change from either a dead chan or people fighting
25:31 <Devil45> :)
25:39 <energizer> yeah!
25:45 * energizer pokes tongue at flammashit
26:05 * Devil45 passes flammable a spare rubber chicken - to use on the next troll who upsets ya
26:19 * flammable thwacks energizer with it
26:20 <Devil45> slap em!
26:28 <energizer> that was your fault Devil45
26:29 <Devil45> hurts more than a trout
26:30 <energizer> you did that
26:32 <energizer> you enabler
26:36 <flammable> :)
26:38 <Devil45> ok dr phil
26:41 <Devil45> :P
26:43 <energizer> lol
26:57 <Devil45> i got some episodes of dr phil talking about enablers
27:53 <energizer> you can sit through that show? that's like a documentary of the quintessential dumbass american
28:03 <energizer> no offense
28:05 <Devil45> i used to encode and upload them
28:19 <Devil45> but gave away that a couple of years ago
28:40 <Devil45> got sick of the hate comments about the content. the fact they were tv rips should be obvious.
29:00 <Devil45> some people expect blu-ray 4 k quality
29:05 <energizer> should have just pointed out it was free
29:08 <Devil45> i did
29:09 <energizer> what was your tag?
29:19 <energizer> handle
29:22 <Devil45> just a bs name
29:25 <Devil45> with 40 on the end
29:41 <energizer> ah okay
29:46 <Devil45> not like yify
29:49 <energizer> not that there is many I'd recognise
29:51 <energizer> yeah yify
29:58 <Devil45> aXXo
30:00 <energizer> and those others
30:04 <energizer> hah nostalgic
30:12 <Devil45> when isohunt was managed well
30:20 <Devil45> it went to shit around 2010
30:38 <energizer> RELOADED
30:39 <Devil45> and kat was shut down in 2016 by us government.
30:45 <energizer> for all the games
30:53 <energizer> yeah that was a sad day
30:56 <Devil45> skidrow too?
31:01 <energizer> yeah for racing games
31:12 <Devil45> i think i got tdu 1 proper reloaded
31:18 <energizer> NFSU2
31:23 <Devil45> now tdu was a cool game
31:37 <Devil45> but due to servers no longer being around you cant finish it to 100%
31:54 <Devil45> 89% is the highest i get in offline mode
31:56 <energizer> yeah that's a pain, they killed the servers for GRID really quickly too
32:04 <energizer> the first one was the best IMO
32:06 <Devil45> and tdu 2 sucks for one reason
32:12 <Devil45> the races are hard
32:18 <Devil45> some are off road
33:00 <energizer> should try out Spintires
33:00 <Devil45> but it has night time and 2 islands to drive on. so just general fun - its not bad
33:04 <energizer> that is offroad :)
33:16 <Devil45> then theres nfs hot pursuit
33:54 <Devil45> which if you choose free driving mode - you can be either a regular racer or drive a cop car
34:16 <b1rd> Chucked a bit of dirt in with me dinner
34:43 <b1rd> Yum ginger garlic
36:03 <energizer> this one
36:05 <energizer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP8KnhHNvqY
36:07 <energizer> was gold
36:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Need For Speed 3: Hot Pursuit (1998) (Mar 30, 2013) Length: 18:02 - Category: Gaming - 455,876 views - 1,610 likes (93.2%), 117 dislikes (6.8%)
40:12 <Devil45> i was thinking the criterion games nfs hot pursuit 2010
42:58 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRvZnN0iiwo
43:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit (2010) - Traffic Police Events (PC) (Jan 23, 2017) Length: 25:19 - Category: Gaming - 342,182 views - 1,463 likes (92.2%), 124 dislikes (7.8%)
43:38 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h7m47s]
43:45 <b1rd> Come on rice
43:50 <b1rd> Cook im hungry
44:01 <energizer> yeah cool, I will have to grab that :)
44:12 <energizer> bbl heading to shops, then home, then doing engine work
44:13 <lx>  Not too long now energizer...
44:16 Part: energizer ([email protected]) from #sydney
46:17 <Exo> got the munchies
46:31 <Exo> this bag of trailmix not doing the trick
46:45 <b1rd> I got huge feed comin up
47:00 <b1rd> If teh cunt fits in the pan
47:19 <b1rd> Get a feed then exo
47:32 <Exo> whatcha got on the grill b1rd
48:57 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/shes-had-terrible-luck-young-lotto-winner-willing-to-pay-100000-a-year-for-loyal-boyfriend/news-story/ea1fad817a8a94e4ce03d2cc198971d2
49:05 <Exo> good opportunity there lads
49:07 <Exo> get on it
49:21 <Exo> A woman who complained that winning the lotto at 17 “ruined her life” is looking for a boyfriend — and she’s willing to pay him a six-figure salary.
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50:27 <b1rd> Fk
50:47 <b1rd> Hed have to be hung well
51:09 <b1rd> If shes payin good money like that
51:23 <b1rd> She still 17?
51:28 <Exo> nah
51:32 <Exo> won the lotto at 17
51:32 <b1rd> Lol
51:36 <Exo> now 20s i think
51:41 <b1rd> Oh k
51:45 <Exo> introduce her to chris`
51:50 <b1rd> LOL
52:01 <Exo> how much weed can he buy with that type of cash
52:15 <b1rd> She needs to buy a blowup doll
52:33 <Exo> yep
52:43 <Exo> red flags everywhere
52:51 <Exo> question is what the fuq is wrong with her
53:03 <b1rd> Yea shed b a complete bitch
53:45 <b1rd> I guess money cant buy everything
55:05 <flammable> I'd be someone's gf for six figures
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05:30 <e|f> i'm back
05:33 * e|f went to the beach
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05:51 <flammable> Wb
05:58 <e|f> thx :)
06:48 <b1rd> I chucked some ants in me dinner
06:52 <e|f> now, time to drink some wine
06:55 <e|f> relax a little
07:02 <b1rd> K
07:08 <e|f> it's 5 o'clock somewhere
07:10 <e|f> so good excuse
07:20 <b1rd> Do insects have good nutrition elf?
07:36 <e|f> i spose some of them do, i dunno
07:42 <e|f> protein maybe
07:43 <b1rd> Ye
07:48 <b1rd> Win
08:53 <e|f> i spose you'd eat anything if you got hungry enough
09:02 <e|f> but i've never been in such a situation so, bleh
09:13 <b1rd> Ye
09:50 <b1rd> I just greedy i seen ants on me dinner thort mmm bonus
09:55 <e|f> lol
10:24 <e|f> beach was nice
10:37 <e|f> sat there breathing in the salt air musing over things
10:41 <e|f> was very relaxing
10:54 <b1rd> How about umm addin a bit of dirt
11:00 <b1rd> Flys
11:05 <e|f> probably a bad idea
11:26 <b1rd> LOL
11:49 <e|f> have some red wine with it as insurance
11:55 <e|f> wine can be considered as many things
12:00 <e|f> incase you ingest a dodgy ant
12:04 <b1rd> cant stop bit dirt
12:21 <b1rd> Naaa i stopped drinking
12:29 <b1rd> Lol
12:39 <b1rd> Ill just cook em out
12:43 <e|f> wine is ancient medicine in small amounts
12:53 <e|f> Hippocrates would be rolling in his grave
12:57 <b1rd> Yea im greedy in any amount
13:06 <e|f> k
13:07 <b1rd> :p
13:20 <b1rd> Ye
13:32 <e|f> your IRC skills are getting better and better
13:37 <e|f> b1rd power level = 9000
13:39 <b1rd> Yay
14:51 <e|f> some things in life remain good throughout
14:59 <e|f> a lot of things just fade away
15:25 <b1rd> Nup imma live to hundred and thirty
15:30 <e|f> fads and vogues
15:39 <b1rd> Ye
15:45 <e|f> people are doing feature walls and shit in their houses now
15:51 <e|f> they were doing that in 1960
15:52 <e|f> lol
15:56 <b1rd> Wats that
16:09 <b1rd> Yea nothings new
16:13 <e|f> yea
16:20 <e|f> but some things are gems to be cherished
16:26 <e|f> other things, toss them away
16:28 <b1rd> Ye
17:08 <Exo> do people still use water beds
17:18 <e|f> yep
17:21 <b1rd> Theyre gangsta
18:01 <Exo> must be a pain in the arse if it leaks
18:25 <b1rd> Jump on it to test
20:17 <e|f> save your furniture for thirty years
20:24 <e|f> it will eventually come back into vogue
20:46 <b1rd> Ye
21:18 <e|f> iPhones and stuff like that... don't bother
21:26 <e|f> Steve Jobs was a salesman, not a computer guy
21:28 <e|f> ;D
23:45 <b1rd> Yup
24:02 <Exo> eventually you become a hoarder
24:09 <e|f> iPhone = massive smoke and mirrors project
24:26 <b1rd> Yea
24:32 <e|f> now one of the most valuable (monetary-wise) companies in the world
24:42 <e|f> they make $1600 USD every second
24:44 <b1rd> Ye
24:58 <b1rd> Bitta cash
25:01 <Exo> still got my atari, sega mega drive, sega master system, super nintendo, n64, gameboy
25:16 <Exo> pOkeMon card collection
25:19 <Exo> 1st edition
25:24 <e|f> Exo... try connecting it up to a modern TV
25:26 <e|f> no ports for it
25:27 <e|f> lol
25:34 <Exo> when im 80 it might be worth something
25:50 <Exo> haha still got some old teles
26:33 <e|f> i wouldn't mind playing Fifa 1995 on the mega drive for nostalgia's sake
26:35 <e|f> :D
27:26 <Exo> haha classics
27:39 <Exo> still play alex the kid every now and then
27:55 <e|f> goldeneye 007 on the n64
28:02 <e|f> if i had a dollar for every hour i played of that
28:07 <e|f> i'd be a very rich elf
28:47 <Exo> one of the best games on n64
28:51 <e|f> yep
28:55 <Exo> along with zelda ocarina of time
28:59 <e|f> yep
29:22 <e|f> i still remember clocking the Facility level to get the invinciblilty cheat
29:27 <HellFury> !ttop10
29:27 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1456) 2. b1rd(1377) 3. energizer(632) 4. Devil45(549) 5. smeagol(490) 6. KangaPoint(366) 7. flammable(260) 8. Exo(244) 9. RipCurl(62) 10. Cath^(52)
29:30 <Exo> use to play goldeneye 4 way multiplayer
29:38 <e|f> the trick was guessing where Dr Doak was on the level
29:40 * Exo slaps HellFury around with a wet noodle
29:41 * HellFury snaps a gold glittery Gstring with 20 dollars in 5 cent coins stuck to it with gum and flicks it at Exo and winces when it hits them in the head..
29:44 <e|f> if you got it wrong, you were fucked
29:44 <HellFury> lol
29:50 * HellFury bitch slaps Exo with a greasy wing wang and says smell the mouldy cheese Exo
29:53 <e|f> i won the top10
29:54 <e|f> :D
29:56 <Exo> good arvo missy :-)
30:00 <HellFury> heya ;P
30:04 <e|f> hi HellFury
30:08 <e|f> lots of love to you
30:11 <e|f> :)
30:13 <Exo> still 5 and a half hours!
30:18 <Exo> haha
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30:22 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78yVFeyvRo
30:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed - down with the sickness (Feb 17, 2010) Length: 4:39 - Category: Music - 50,783,879 views - likes (95%), 16,063 dislikes (5%)
30:44 <Exo> piSssSssSsSSSsS
30:45 <Exo> good arvo
31:16 <b1rd> Lol
31:31 <Exo> still got banjo kazooie, star fox, super smash bros, pokemon snap/stadium
31:45 <e|f> mario 64 was alright
31:51 <HellFury> heya e|lf
31:53 <e|f> i got all 300 stars collected or whatever
31:53 <HellFury> ffs
31:55 <e|f> ;D
31:56 <e|f> hi
31:58 <HellFury> he says meow
32:08 <HellFury> and i hit enter before i edit
32:14 <HellFury> !e|f, even
32:20 <HellFury> *throws nuts at pat*
32:26 <e|f> it's ok
32:32 <e|f> what you said was not lost in translation
32:36 <e|f> ^_^
32:46 <HellFury> ;p
33:12 <Exo> the grammar police will be on soon to check
34:24 <Exo> A GoFundMe page set up for a homeless bystander dubbed “the trolley man” has smashed its original target by $95,000 and is still climbing.
34:31 <Exo> the dude had $45k yesterday
34:45 <e|f> that grammarly.com shit or whatever is a magical regexp created by a team of linguists
35:03 <e|f> regexp + university level english skills = win
35:27 <e|f> the Internet is a boon
35:41 <e|f> anyone can become famous or talk to anyone famous
35:46 <e|f> things go viral, ya know
37:50 <chris`> fuck off Exo
37:55 <chris`> u tranny slut
38:16 <b1rd> Eating
38:31 <T-City> PiSsSsSsSsSsSssSs
41:18 <Exo> tisk the pisSsSsSSSSS
41:23 <e|f> all yoUr baSe aRe bElONg tO Us
41:26 <e|f> All yoUR BaSE aRE BeLong tO Us
41:27 <e|f> ALL yOUR bASe ARe BELong tO us
41:32 <Exo> dont worry chris we will set up a GoFundMe page for you soon
41:40 <Exo> hang tight buddy
41:47 <b1rd> Loool
41:48 <Exo> pISSSSssSssSSSsSsSsSssSSssSssSsSSSsSSssSsSssSssSSSSsssSSSSSSsSSSSsssSssS
41:50 <Exo> ssSssSSssSsSsSSSSSssssSss
42:17 <e|f> you got it
43:54 <Exo> yah got bruh
43:59 <e|f> ;)
44:02 <Exo> CHRIS` the pisSsSss
44:49 <Exo> its like krusty the clowns house of fun up in here
44:53 <Exo> HEheHeeh
45:06 <e|f> lol
45:13 * Exo has just took HellFury's <S><K><I><T><T><L><E><S> and is running away laughing!
45:26 <e|f> mIRC popups for the ages
45:31 * e|f slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
45:31 * Exo Pulls Down Their Pants And Moons chris` And Yells "KISS THIS" (_|_)
45:31 <Exo> Oh Wait...
45:32 * Exo Says To chris` Maybe You Would Like To Kiss This More... (_o_)
45:45 <Exo> yep
45:50 <Exo> keeping it old skool
46:04 <e|f> slapping trouts since 1995
46:09 <Exo> need icq and msn messenger back
46:33 <e|f> they were plagued with spam and child porno related stuff
46:37 <e|f> that was the cover story
46:49 <e|f> but they were closed because they were deemed not profitable
47:02 <Exo> :-(
47:08 <Exo> msn messenger merged into skype
47:15 <e|f> yep
47:16 <e|f> it did
47:24 <b1rd> U dont need net to rewt kids
47:54 <b1rd> Its just an example of the real world
48:34 <chris`> cunce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZHZQ-RWaBU
48:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oliver Klitzing - I Like That Beat ( A1 ) (May 31, 2014) Length: 6:27 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,267 views - 42 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:42 <e|f> for any technology, people will abuse and misuse it
49:20 <b1rd> Yea ppl r inherently bad
49:48 <e|f> fo sho
50:10 <e|f> Fo SHO
50:13 <e|f> fo SHo
50:14 <e|f> Fo sHo
50:22 <b1rd> Yea homie
51:12 <Exo> hat does cunce mean
51:30 <Exo> FoH shiZZLE mah niZZle
51:37 <chris`> oi
51:41 <chris`> i am god
51:45 <chris`> did you know chris
51:46 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBOQnI1IWVk
51:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dj Quicksilver, Bellissima (Original Mix) (Feb 10, 2009) Length: 6:15 - Category: Music - 2,481,079 views - 10,815 likes (95.1%), 563 dislikes (4.9%)
52:02 Nick: chris` is now known as god
52:05 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDZlrGxiGPg
52:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: legend b lost in love alisid remix (Jan 14, 2014) Length: 3:53 - Category: Music - 321 views - likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
52:13 <e|f> cunce is probably plural of cunt
52:17 <Exo> * chris` is now known as piSsSsSSS
52:22 * HellFury paints boobs on Exo's white shirts with nipple rings... and then sneaks off
52:35 <Exo> loooooooool
52:42 <e|f> cunce = cunts
52:47 <e|f> that's my best guess, anyway
52:59 <Exo> cunce is just gay
53:09 <Exo> you mad kent
53:17 <Exo> that's proper
53:33 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aJ2Vh_e2dQ
53:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - Easy Lover (Oct 14, 2012) Length: 5:05 - Category: Music - 10,467,073 views - 49,336 likes (95.5%), 2,315 dislikes (4.5%)
53:39 <god> oi
54:05 <Exo> loosl
54:25 <Exo> :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
54:27 <god> i even reged the name
54:55 <god> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzwG8IKVkG4
54:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ATB - Don't Stop (Sep 14, 2008) Length: 3:46 - Category: Music - 6,075,001 views - 28,097 likes (97.2%), 818 dislikes (2.8%)
55:30 Nick: god is now known as GOD
55:42 <Exo> -NickOP- piss is not a registered nickname
55:43 <Exo> -
55:43 <Exo> -NickOP- For information concerning registration, /NickOP help register
55:49 <Exo> what name
55:53 <GOD> why would i piss
55:55 <GOD> lols
56:09 <Exo> !seen chris`
56:11 <StatsOP> I found 3 matches to your query (sorted): GOD chris` reverse_system_analyze. GOD ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks from god on #sydney only 39 seconds ago. GOD is still there.
56:23 <Exo> !seen *piss*
56:24 <StatsOP> I found 4 matches to your query (sorted): urweakaspissglennillsmashya NobodyWant2KnoUPiss NobodyCareWhenUPiss PissOFF. 0
56:36 <Exo> LOL
56:44 <GOD> i know me
56:49 <GOD> only person needs too
57:45 <Exo> your alright tisk
57:49 <Exo> i dont care what they say about you
57:58 <GOD> i more than alright
58:01 <GOD> i hurt noone
58:21 <GOD> i make crazy hardcore techno
58:25 <GOD> but is ok
58:30 <GOD> had too cause showtek is shit
58:52 <Exo> u need to make more dance videos
59:02 <GOD> i got 2 shitty ones on chris mine
59:03 <GOD> fb
59:12 <GOD> in first few top posts
59:42 <GOD> they said whats my last name
59:45 <GOD> mine
59:50 <GOD> my last name is mine
59:59 <GOD> i took it literallly
00:00 <GOD> lols
00:44 <GOD> miss
00:48 <GOD> :(
00:48 <Exo> piss mine
00:52 <GOD> i was drunk
01:18 <GOD> but i showed i infused
01:24 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2xxr3Karqk
01:26 <GOD> with likeing
01:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alisid trance set u free 2016 muxmix (Dec 12, 2016) Length: 2:26 - Category: Music - 56 views - likes (33.3%), 2 dislikes (66.7%)
01:53 <GOD> sick of going insane
02:00 <GOD> only reason i not braindead
02:04 <GOD> from my depression
02:08 <GOD> miss
02:10 <GOD> :)
02:16 <Exo> why are u going insane
02:38 <GOD> cause every cunce
02:42 <GOD> treats me like shit
02:46 <GOD> cause they jealous
02:51 <GOD> which is moronic
02:53 <GOD> schizophrenia
02:58 <GOD> is not easy to live with
03:56 <Exo> they jealous cause they don't possess musical talent like you
04:08 <GOD> not my talent
04:14 <GOD> its emotions
04:19 <GOD> from my muse
04:19 <e|f> there is a link between madness "schizophrenia" and talent
04:22 <GOD> and how i feel
04:23 <e|f> so there you go
04:28 <e|f> you've got talent
04:53 <Exo> a mad genius
04:55 <e|f> there is a blurred line between schizophrenia and psychic ability
04:58 <e|f> so cherish it
05:07 <e|f> you're one of the good guys
05:11 <e|f> in a cracked shell
05:13 <e|f> <3
06:59 <Exo> lols
07:08 <b1rd> Yay
07:27 <Exo> one of the guys until he joins the dark side
07:28 <b1rd> God ur a useful spastic
07:32 <b1rd> Lol
07:38 <e|f> lol
08:09 <Exo> WTB>> cheap rtx 2080ti
08:11 <GOD> cops here
08:13 <GOD> fuck
08:15 <e|f> that guy John Nash, mathematical genius
08:20 <e|f> he cracked Game Theory
08:24 <GOD> cause of hardcore techno
08:27 <e|f> and was schizophrenic
08:32 <GOD> they come when i stopped the music
08:32 <b1rd> he smart
09:08 <Exo> great now GOD is going to jail again
09:16 <b1rd> Lol
09:18 <Exo> GOD the modern day Nikola Tesla
09:25 * Exo hands GOD a bar of soap
09:41 <e|f> Tesla predicted the advent of the mobile phone
10:08 <e|f> smart cookie, that guy
10:20 <b1rd> Yep
10:25 <e|f> but we needed E=mc2 to make it happen
10:38 <e|f> and that was some 60 years later
10:40 <b1rd> Yup
11:10 <flammable> pisssssssSSSSSsSSsSsSSSsSSssS
11:55 <flammable> Tisky :)
11:59 <flammable> Hows the bong
12:53 <flammable> e|f can you make a script that says pissssss with random number of s in random caps/lowercase
13:00 <e|f> i can
13:04 <e|f> but i'm all wined up
13:08 <e|f> so maybe later
13:14 <flammable> I would find thay highly useful and will pay you in nudes
13:17 <flammable> (of b1rd)
13:25 <e|f> :O
13:29 <Exo> sEnd nudeS
13:36 <b1rd> Nice
13:45 <flammable> ;)
13:47 <b1rd> Lolol
13:57 <Exo> loool
14:07 <e|f> ;D
14:12 <Exo> chris` would like those nudes forward to him too
16:36 Nick: flammable is now known as asheightrinityx
17:28 <GOD> why live in a communal unit block
17:33 <GOD> if u do not want noise
17:41 <GOD> are u retarded
17:48 Nick: asheightrinityx is now known as flammable
18:09 <Exo> https://au.news.yahoo.com/man-badly-mauled-trying-pat-lion-071809084.html
18:20 <Exo> who would of thought
18:32 * Exo takes GOD to werribee zoo
18:45 <e|f> well, the signs crealy said "don't enter. dangerous animal enclosed."
18:52 <e|f> but he wouldn't heed the warning
18:57 <e|f> clearly*
19:51 <Exo> haha fkn people
20:32 <Exo> let natural selection do its thing
20:47 <b1rd> Werribee is a zoo the suburb
21:10 <b1rd> Lotta undesirables there now
21:25 <Exo> GOD can u get me on the shortlist for a commission house
23:30 <b1rd> God can u suck me off
24:13 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!
24:36 Join: HellFury ([email protected]) to #sydney
24:36 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Changing hosts
24:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
25:04 Join: Arthur ([email protected]) to #sydney
25:37 <Exo> how much weed can you offer
25:59 <b1rd> I have to pay?
26:19 Quit: ocean ([email protected]) Changing hosts
26:19 Join: ocean ([email protected]) to #sydney
26:34 <Exo> everything has a price
26:48 <b1rd> Not always
27:11 <e|f> not always
27:23 <b1rd> Thankfully
27:47 <e|f> price is what you pay. value is what you get
31:32 <GOD> cops come i go its not weed its tabby cone
31:34 <GOD> lols
31:39 <GOD> it is tabby but
31:41 <GOD> still lols
31:45 <Exo> gotta get some bang for ya buck
32:06 <b1rd> Lol
32:20 <b1rd> Backy bongs
32:22 <GOD> onces cops said i had good bong
32:28 <GOD> with the bong in my video
32:30 <Exo> what did u have to do to get the cops to let ya go?
32:32 <GOD> chris the bonghead
32:33 <GOD> lols
32:36 <b1rd> Lolol
32:56 <GOD> lmao
32:59 <GOD> sssh b1rd
33:03 <GOD> quiet
33:13 <Exo> cHRIS tHE BonGheAD
34:52 <Exo> cops came to raid ya stash
35:03 <GOD> what stash
35:10 <GOD> i dont buy drugs
35:43 <GOD> i just miss miss alot
36:03 <b1rd> Piss ill drop off some weed
36:09 <GOD> oh
36:13 <GOD> if u want lols
36:17 <b1rd> Lol
36:25 <b1rd> This geezee
36:27 <b1rd> R
37:01 <GOD> could spent time with my crush
37:05 <GOD> but was drunkj
37:14 <GOD> cause fucken other life things
37:17 <GOD> getting me down
37:49 <GOD> i could have 25 coffees lols
37:54 <GOD> once glimpse of her
37:59 <GOD> i falling asleep
38:02 <GOD> O_o
38:23 <Exo> who is your crush
38:35 <GOD> someone who respects me
38:37 <Exo> where is danie
38:39 <GOD> dont know why but
38:40 <GOD> no
38:42 <Exo> she sounded hot last time on skype
38:43 <GOD> not danni
39:00 <Exo> can i have your number if your not interested in her
39:05 <Exo> her*
39:09 <GOD> i dont have it
39:14 <GOD> she stupid bitch
39:15 <Exo> :'(
39:15 <GOD> lols
39:21 <Exo> she did her boyfriend bash you
39:28 <GOD> hi tove lo
39:30 <GOD> cuzzie
39:32 <GOD> :P
39:43 <b1rd> Lol
39:46 <Exo> make sure u have a security door
39:49 <GOD> coffee lols
39:56 <GOD> i have security gate
39:59 <GOD> as door
40:11 <GOD> was made by cops hushband
40:17 <b1rd> U get bashed much god?
40:27 <GOD> nah not really
40:30 <b1rd> Lol
40:37 <GOD> only twice on sundays
40:38 <GOD> rofl
40:42 <b1rd> LOLLL
40:43 <Exo> has anyone attempted to rob your unit
40:49 <b1rd> knew hed say that
40:50 <GOD> nup
41:11 <Exo> i wouldnt mind getting bashed by danni
41:24 <GOD> fucken slot machines
41:24 <b1rd> Workin girl?
41:28 <GOD> swallowed 14$
41:29 <GOD> cunce
41:56 <b1rd> Go rob a servo mate
42:03 <Exo> last time we talked to chris` on skype and he had a girl named danni at his apartment
42:04 <GOD> no
42:08 <GOD> i not a criminal
42:15 <b1rd> Ill give u twenty bux for head
42:31 <GOD> give me 20 bux of bud head
42:31 <b1rd> Oh i know her i think
42:32 <GOD> cunt
42:37 <Exo> she gave the enthusiastic "Hi Guys!!"
42:46 <Exo> made Raichu horny
42:59 <GOD> cops wink at me
43:01 <GOD> to say
43:02 <Exo> $1 7 eleven coffee lols
43:06 <GOD> fuck these wankers
43:10 <GOD> calling us on u
43:42 <Exo> who called the cops :(
43:54 <GOD> i was making number 1 rave hardcore techno
44:06 <GOD> and a faggot i told never speak to me knocks on my door
44:22 <GOD> he religeous but worhsips devil
44:28 <Exo> should've knocked those cunce out
44:36 <GOD> nah shit splatters
44:40 <b1rd> U get a root?
44:42 <GOD> my clothes would get dirty
45:11 <GOD> and if they alive
45:14 <GOD> they suffer more
45:16 <GOD> lols
45:17 <b1rd> U drinking pisss pisss
45:25 <GOD> not now but earlier
45:32 <b1rd> Gangsta
45:48 <Exo> GET ON ThE pISs
45:58 <b1rd> Straight up G
46:02 <GOD> https://soundcloud.com/chris-mine-29660210/showem-tek
46:05 <GOD> fuck showtek
46:08 <GOD> i am chris
46:39 <b1rd> Come city tomorrow ill shout u bongs and a root piss
46:52 <GOD> i want earn a root
46:56 <GOD> not one paid for
46:59 <b1rd> Fk that
47:08 <b1rd> My shout bro
47:08 <GOD> sorry i respect my mum
47:13 <GOD> so i love women
47:24 <b1rd> I rooted me mum
47:29 <GOD> wtf cunt
47:31 <GOD> lols
47:35 <b1rd> Lol
48:06 <b1rd> Watd u eat piss
48:06 <GOD> i called miss dreamy
48:12 <b1rd> Free food at pokies?
48:21 <GOD> i got bit silly for her
48:38 Join: SkyFire ([email protected]) to #sydney
48:53 <b1rd> Bet youve rooted every street hooker in the country
48:58 <GOD> SkyFire fuck off go have another baby
48:59 <b1rd> Aye piss
49:04 <GOD> loser
49:23 <GOD> i got 2 letters for u SkyFire
49:24 <b1rd> Yea fuk off skypoof
49:27 <GOD> FU
49:28 * SkyFire dumps the loser GOD in to the pit of despair
49:30 <GOD> nah serious
49:31 <GOD> lols
49:35 <GOD> i got 2 letters
49:55 <GOD> are u safe SkyFire
49:57 <GOD> ??
50:48 <e|f> stop the hate
50:52 <e|f> be nice to one another
50:53 <GOD> sorry i know woman named skye
50:54 <e|f> please
51:02 <b1rd> Na fuk em
51:04 <GOD> i have 2 letters for her
51:12 <b1rd> Hes a dog
51:24 <Exo> g'day SkyFire
51:31 <Exo> don't mind GOD
51:32 <b1rd> Got skyfag on ignore
51:33 <Exo> he is fried
51:39 <SkyFire> hi Exo
51:46 <GOD> chrispy battered fish
51:47 <GOD> lols
51:49 <GOD> lmao
52:02 <Exo> beer battered wedges more like it
52:04 <SkyFire> well if I had the power, he would have a noexpire z-line by now
52:19 <SkyFire> along with a few others in here
52:29 <GOD> Exo give god `op
52:31 <GOD> please
52:36 <SkyFire> actually make that on this network
52:42 <GOD> SkyFire shutup
52:46 <GOD> u moronic fuck
53:14 <b1rd> God is right
53:22 <Exo> rElaX aND HAve SoMe CofFEE lOlS
53:48 <GOD> my speakers 2 fronts
53:52 <GOD> are like big as my hand
53:53 <SkyFire> maybe I should just kill the entire network
53:58 <GOD> and how can that be too loud
53:59 <GOD> rofl
54:16 <GOD> LG makes good surround sound systems
54:20 <GOD> promise
54:21 * flammable places a shipping container outside SkyFire's house so he can't leave
54:27 <SkyFire> LoL
54:36 <b1rd> Tell the pigs to go arrest ppl for j walking
54:37 * SkyFire puts flammable inside the container
54:45 <GOD> umut
54:46 <GOD> u dog
54:48 <GOD> fuck off
54:57 <b1rd> Lol
55:00 <GOD> u peadophile fuck head SkyFire
55:07 <b1rd> Yea
55:09 <b1rd> Lol
55:10 <Exo> settle down tisk the piss
55:12 * flammable made sure the container was comfy inside... So that's fine!
55:19 <flammable> pisssssssSSSSSsSSsSsSSSsSSssS
55:20 <flammable> pisssssssSSSSSsSSsSsSSSsSSssS
55:25 <flammable> Tisky pissssssky
55:33 * SkyFire welds the door shut and ships it off to Europe
55:34 <flammable> Hows the bong?
55:34 <GOD> um do u want all your family in jail flammable
55:36 <GOD> ????????
55:41 <flammable> Most of them are so
55:45 <flammable> Good luck with that
55:55 <GOD> u like total fuck witts
56:08 <flammable> How's jimmy the junkie?
56:10 <b1rd> They mostly already are right flammable
56:28 * SkyFire sends the container to Siberia
56:30 <GOD> https://soundcloud.com/chris-mine-29660210/2toptake1
56:34 <T-City> Ahhhh there he is
56:35 * Exo throws GOD into prison
56:42 <T-City> GOD the Noble Park Junkie
56:47 <T-City> Welcome Chris
56:49 * SkyFire welds the cell door shut
56:51 <GOD> david
56:53 <GOD> T-City
56:55 <T-City> How are you?
56:58 <GOD> do u want go to jail
57:01 <GOD> for dealing weed fuckhead
57:03 <SkyFire> cuddles flammable tight
57:04 <T-City> Not really no
57:08 <T-City> Dealing weed?
57:12 <T-City> Since when?
57:17 <Exo> GOD where is shadsam aka analogue church
57:21 <flammable> Chris that music is baaaaaaad
57:28 <GOD> overdose died Exo
57:29 <GOD> lols
57:30 <flammable> :)
57:35 <Exo> lools
57:44 <b1rd> Lol
57:49 <b1rd> Really
57:54 <Exo> flammable would like to collab with you GOD
58:03 <Exo> !seen shadsam
58:04 <StatsOP> shadsam ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #chatzone by ChanOP 168 days, 17 hours, 34 minutes ago with the reason ({You are banned}).
58:05 <SkyFire> flammable I hope this container has some good insulation, it gets cold in Siberia - don't want us to freeze
58:06 <GOD> nah she is shit
58:06 <flammable> Yeah let's release a record
58:14 <b1rd> Lololol
58:17 <GOD> i already got records
58:22 <GOD> amnesia cunt
58:22 <HellFury> wait wait
58:25 <GOD> do not forget
58:27 <flammable> It can be a mix of psytrance and something not trash
58:28 <GOD> hi HellFury
58:37 <HellFury> hi GOD
58:38 <GOD> that i met at harry and frans
58:40 <Exo> GOD is like Tiesto
58:50 <GOD> u all shut uo
58:52 <GOD> up
58:53 <GOD> cunce
58:57 <flammable> Except not popular or good, Exo
59:01 <b1rd> LOLOL
59:22 <HellFury> don't forget the weed and beers in his cell
59:26 <GOD> 2018 remix 5 fucken minutes https://soundcloud.com/chris-mine-29660210/5-fucken-minutes
59:41 * flammable does not click that link
59:45 <GOD> good
59:47 <GOD> too good for u
59:49 * flammable likes not bleeding from the ears
59:50 * SkyFire adds some cyanide and arsenic to the bber
59:53 <SkyFire> beer
59:54 <GOD> 10 times better you not know
59:59 <GOD> dumb fucken slut
00:09 <flammable> GOD is raging hard
00:14 <flammable> The meth come down
00:21 <Exo> loooooool 5-fucken-minutes
00:22 * Kezzie  angel hug  ^Å^^Å^^Å^{{{* b1rd *}}} ^Å^^Å^^Å^
00:22 <flammable> Hitting him like a ton of bricks
00:25 <b1rd> Lol
00:29 <Exo> my all time favorite
00:32 <b1rd> Hugs kezzie
00:36 <b1rd> :)
00:38 <Kezzie> arvo Exo
00:39 * SkyFire bashes b1rd
00:42 <Exo> hello Kezzie :))
00:48 <GOD> flirt in pm cunce
00:55 <GOD> you making me sick
00:57 <Kezzie> bd yesterday was jst another day yours next Exo
00:57 <b1rd> Piss is a gangster
01:05 * Exo hands Kezzie a hot chocolate
01:11 <Kezzie> can u voicce me pls Exo
01:17 <Kezzie> ty sweety
01:19 <GOD> hi Kezzie miss
01:24 <flammable> Exo sweety
01:26 <Exo> jules didnt take u out for ur bday? :(
01:28 <flammable> Exo mwa mwa
01:38 * flammable pinches Exo's cheek
01:41 <Kezzie> she gave me $60
01:54 <GOD> jewelz is best
02:00 <Kezzie> was going out for lunch but i got sick again
02:03 <GOD> she was my art teacher at school
02:13 <GOD> no shit
02:14 Join: a ([email protected]) to #sydney
02:16 <Kezzie> who r u GOD ??
02:18 <GOD> why i so creative
02:21 <GOD> christopher miss
02:23 <GOD> hi
02:33 <flammable> pisssssssSSSSSsSSsSsSSSsSSssS
02:47 <Kezzie> can u voice me pls Exo
02:58 <flammable> Whatup Kezzie the Kezbot
03:03 * Kezzie pays Exo the voice money lol
03:14 <Kezzie> flammable i no bot
03:19 <flammable> Why do you want voice Kezzie? Not needed in here
03:34 <Kezzie> cause i special than lol
03:40 <flammable> :)
03:42 <Kezzie> plus Exo loves me
03:42 <b1rd> Flammable is a bot
04:04 * flammable does bot things
04:08 <b1rd> How dare she say that about u kezzie
04:10 Part: Arthur ([email protected]) from #sydney
04:19 <Kezzie> thats right b1rd
04:22 * flammable sets mode +b on b1rd
04:23 <b1rd> Yea
04:27 Part: a ([email protected]) from #sydney
04:38 <b1rd> Really horrible
04:51 <b1rd> Ive had to put her on ignore kezzie
04:53 <flammable> Kezzie stop sucking up to the troll
05:09 <flammable> b1rd is obviously a pot stirrer
05:12 <Kezzie> fuck off flammable try being nice
05:27 <flammable> You've taken it hook line and sinker. I am nice.
05:43 <SkyFire> Oi flammable be nice to Kezzie
05:51 <Kezzie> so why pick on me flammable
05:52 <flammable> ... i am.
05:58 <flammable> Wtf?
06:00 * HellFury wanders out door to see what Pat is doing to Bora
06:15 * SkyFire launches the container flammable is inside in to deep space
06:19 <e|f> Good night, AustNet. e|f, wine and out :)
06:19 Join: Arthur ([email protected]) to #sydney
06:23 Part: e|f ([email protected]) from #sydney
06:26 * Kezzie wander awway from comp bbl maybe
06:37 <SkyFire> cya Kezzie *hugs*
06:47 <b1rd> Ok take care kezzie :)
06:52 <flammable> Be mates with b1rd then if thats what you want
07:24 <Kezzie> flammable b1rd is always nice to me i even get hugs now
07:33 <b1rd> Yupp :)
07:50 <Kezzie> anyway just got home from 3hrs of iv fluids need a rest in bed
07:59 <b1rd> Ok
08:08 <flammable> Kezzie but you seem to never notice the disgusting things b1rd says like the filthy sexual comments about underage girls and the threats of rape directed at me?
08:08 <SkyFire> aww have a good rest Kezzie
08:35 <Kezzie> guess as its not aimed at me flammable
08:37 <Kezzie> bbl
08:37 <lx>  ciao for now Kezzie...
08:45 Join: Kookaburra ([email protected]) to #sydney
09:01 <flammable> Must be nice to be that oblivious.
09:14 <b1rd> Youre a shit stirrer bad gurl
09:39 <b1rd> Paste examples or shut up flammable
11:02 <breaker> Stop abusing people and being very rude Kezzie, You have been told, it's your last warning.
11:19 <b1rd> Go away breaker.
11:28 <breaker> Make me :)
11:38 <b1rd> :)
12:23 <breaker> See you soon Kezzie bbl :)
12:51 <Kezzie> yes breaker afater my rest
12:56 <Kezzie> after
12:58 <b1rd> Flammable is so obsessed with me even though she knew shes been on ignore over the past week she still talks about me.. Sad.
13:43 <T-City> How'd you know she was talking about if you shes on the iggy b1rd?
14:08 <SkyFire> https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/11/australia-indian-ocean-dipole-el-nino-181107130227069.html - After a winter of drought, Australia faces failing summer rains too as the oceans adopt an unfavourable pattern.
14:09 <flammable> Im not really, he wont because he wants to keep tabs on me
14:29 <b1rd> I just took u off ignore sweety
14:35 <flammable> Mhmmm
14:35 <lx> ...ah huh...
14:40 <T-City> He doesnt put anyone on ignore lol
14:48 <b1rd> When u were attacking my friend kezzie
14:49 <T-City> He just pretends to when it gets too tough for him
15:12 <b1rd> Not very nice really
15:26 <breaker> Just like when Kezzie whinges about being sick and says bbl.. she's still here abusing people
16:22 <T-City> She turns a blind eye to his tormenting of other users
16:24 <flammable> Full of shit b1rd. Your 'oh Kezzie hugggsss' are because she's female and your desperate, if she wasnt oblivious to what a bag of shit you are you'd be on her ignore too
16:28 <flammable> Exactly T-City
16:50 <b1rd> You dont know anything you are a young girl
16:51 <flammable> Try to be nice to her but then she rolls in and voices all the fuckwits
16:58 <SkyFire> yeah
17:19 Part: NeoGeo64 ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:20 <breaker> Cause she's an old biddy and leaves her teeth in a jar beside the bed.
17:21 <SkyFire> don't know what has come over her - she used to ban the loonies
17:39 Join: NeoGeo64 ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:45 <T-City> SkyFire knows it
17:55 <b1rd> Someones jealous!!!
18:03 * b1rd points at flammable 
18:09 * HellFury mutters something about cats
18:16 <b1rd> Meowwww
18:26 <SkyFire> LoL
18:30 <flammable> You literally have nothing anyone could be jealous of b1rd
18:31 * SkyFire hugs HellFury
18:41 <b1rd> No. U want me.
18:43 <HellFury> no really
18:53 <HellFury> i go outside to go see what hes doing to the car
18:54 <b1rd> Other women chat to me
18:59 <b1rd> U attack em
19:01 <HellFury> two of them sit there staring
19:07 <b1rd> Quite simple really flammable
19:14 <HellFury> now its meow to come back in coz i let one out
19:17 <b1rd> Aww kets
19:17 <flammable> [18:14] (b1rd) Paste examples or shut up flammable
19:17 <flammable> Your turn champ
19:32 <HellFury> lol b1rd sounds like jealous
19:32 <b1rd> U need a root
19:42 <b1rd> Yea doesnt it
19:53 <flammable> Yeah i do b1rd - still wouldnt take one from you though
19:58 <T-City> ahhhh HellFury has chimed in
20:03 <b1rd> Flammable if u need a root all u gotta do is say so
20:06 <T-City> Welcome to the conversation HellFury
20:07 <SkyFire> jealous that everyone has somewhere to live and he lives in a crappy van
20:15 <HellFury> and im getting out of the convo T-City
20:21 <b1rd> Youd bloody well enjoy it im not bad
20:48 <flammable> b1rd you sound so desperate
20:54 <flammable> Thirsty asf
20:59 <flammable> Put me back on ignore
21:09 <SkyFire> you would be desperate with living in a van
21:13 <b1rd> Dont tell me wat to do
21:41 <T-City> What street are you parking on tonight b1rd?
22:42 * SkyFire cuddles flammable tight
23:31 <b1rd> Gonna clean up me dishes brb
24:37 <b1rd> Cant wait go perving on girls tomorrow
25:00 <T-City> lol
28:03 <breaker> 35deg here today so humid
28:06 <breaker> bbl
28:06 <lx>  See ya breaker...
28:23 <b1rd> Ill post u my mobile flammable sweet cheeks
28:32 <b1rd> Hang on :D
28:46 <breaker> Answer your phone b1rd
28:57 <breaker> Why you not answer?
29:18 <b1rd> Balls in ur court flammable dial a root anytime k
29:28 <flammable> You wish
30:35 <b1rd> You will contact me :)
34:49 <Exo> 1-800 horny
35:22 <HellFury> 1800-dial-a-root
36:06 <Exo> RoLling On the fLoOR LauGhInGZ
37:42 <breaker> RoLlInG ON THE FLOOR LAuGHINGZ
37:46 <breaker> ROLling ON the fLoOR LAUGhInGZ
37:47 <breaker> ROLLInG On tHe fLoOR LaUGHINGZ
41:09 <Sutekh> pluck a duckie haha
41:57 <b1rd> :D
42:16 <Sutekh> Exo pls ban *!*@* i get upset in this channel but i aint leaving :D
42:29 <SkyFire> LoL Sutekh
42:48 * Exo flipS the table
42:50 <SkyFire> just set a noexpire server ban with *!*@* - Muahahahahaha
43:07 <Exo> i ain't no puppet!
43:12 <Sutekh> yep and +e Sutekh
43:21 <Sutekh> haha
43:42 <b1rd> Lololol
43:47 <b1rd> Bondage
44:24 <Sutekh> i want a puppet, where is Jimbo :/
46:22 <Sutekh> SkyFire, can u make me a puppet?
46:29 * Exo dips GOD in plastic and attaches some strings to him
46:31 <SkyFire> nah
46:35 <SkyFire> hehehe
47:02 * SkyFire takes control of the strings and walks the GOD puppet in to a blast furnace
47:04 <Sutekh> :(
48:01 * SkyFire builds Sutekh a puppet - using b1rd as the model
48:07 <SkyFire> hands Sutekh the strings
49:02 <b1rd> Lol
51:36 Part: Kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
53:06 <Sutekh> * Added *!*@* to ignore list
53:36 <SkyFire> LoL
53:40 * SkyFire shoots Sutekh
55:06 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) to #sydney
56:11 * SkyFire throws [[[[[pong]]]]] back out the door
59:06 <Exo> rOSS thE TosS
59:11 * Exo slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
59:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
01:23 <b1rd> Hii
02:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd u not a sxc bum liek pong
03:01 <Exo> pong pick us up a bucket of wicked wings
03:02 <b1rd> Picking nose
04:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong has 2 x 9 piece feed on tuesdays
05:25 Join: AndroUser ([email protected]) to #sydney
05:31 <Exo> dont want the thighs
05:32 <Exo> too small
05:44 <Exo> hi AndroUser, are u selling any green
05:55 <b1rd> Might get kfc tomorrow
06:04 <b1rd> Soon as opens
06:08 <AndroUser> Hi 👋 I couldn't find silk road so I thought I'd come to mirc Street
06:24 <AndroUser> Hey
06:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii AndroUser
06:37 <AndroUser> Hello 👋
06:44 <AndroUser> Hope you're all well
06:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It pong here
06:49 <Exo> do you deliver uber style AndroUser?
07:12 <AndroUser> No hahah sorry bro you'd have to come to Ryde
07:53 <b1rd> Hello
07:53 <AndroUser> It'd be worth your while you won't get bigger anywhere else
08:05 <AndroUser> Hi bird 🐦
08:17 <b1rd> Hi
08:28 <Exo> can b1rd get a sample
08:32 <Exo> need to try b4 buy
08:34 <b1rd> U got pounds how much
08:38 <b1rd> Yea
08:50 <b1rd> Smoke up first
09:14 <b1rd> Smoke a quarter first
09:17 <AndroUser> Nah mate sorry, it's two cone gear
09:37 <b1rd> Yea they always say that
09:52 <b1rd> Ill tell u if its good
10:40 Join: KangaPoint (~Q{{@47.156.64.119) to #sydney
10:46 <AndroUser> I got no reason to lie I've told you its not chronic but it's good gear it will get you clubbed
11:10 <Exo> need to be sure though
11:34 <b1rd> Yup
11:48 <b1rd> Always sample
11:53 <Exo> dont have much money left from the dole payments
11:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong want get clubbed
12:03 <Exo> bought some yu-gi-oh cards
12:06 <AndroUser> Mate I can assure you I been smoking for 20 years mate I didn't just start smoking last year
12:12 Nick: KangaPoint is now known as KissLock
12:21 <b1rd> Dont know u
12:32 <Exo> yes
12:33 <b1rd> So ur word has no weight
12:37 <Exo> no one can vouch for ya
12:45 <b1rd> Either ill sample a q
12:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd u want a back massage?
12:49 <b1rd> Or nothing
12:53 <b1rd> Ok
12:55 <AndroUser> Hahahaha see ya have a good one
13:00 <AndroUser> Nothing
13:54 <b1rd> Ok
13:58 <b1rd> :)
14:14 Join: Taco ([email protected]) to #sydney
14:15 <b1rd> U too hope u can sell ur bush bud
14:20 <AndroUser> I don't need to sell my gear buddy I'm wearing half kilo of chains bracelet and rings that were custom made,
14:38 <AndroUser> It's hydro goose
14:40 <b1rd> Sure kid sure
14:47 <Exo> got any pics
14:56 <b1rd> Plenty of shit hydro goose
15:11 <AndroUser> Yeah hit me up on hangouts [email protected]
15:41 <b1rd> Ill give u a point of shard for the lot since thats wat u need
16:18 <AndroUser> Pfft what ever champ
17:38 <AndroUser> I'm probably old enough to be your dad
17:39 <b1rd> U comin down son?
17:44 <b1rd> How old?
17:55 <Exo> LAUghINg Out lOudS
18:00 <AndroUser> I'm 37 buddy
18:09 <b1rd> Im 38 suk muy dik
18:22 <b1rd> Son
18:22 <HellFury> thats if its not doused in Lumeahs period blood
18:23 <HellFury> :P
18:31 <b1rd> LOOOOL
18:33 <Exo> loool eww
18:40 <b1rd> he can clean it off
18:43 <HellFury> haha
19:11 <Exo> leave it there to dry and crust
19:19 <b1rd> Lololol
19:35 <AndroUser> Hahaha I smoke half ounce a week mate
19:54 <Exo> that's not much
19:55 <b1rd> I used to smoke 8 gram a day
20:08 <AndroUser> That's just a waste
20:15 <b1rd> Shard mornings heroin at night
20:21 <b1rd> Not at all
20:28 <AndroUser> Hahahahaha
20:36 <b1rd> Big drugpig
20:39 <AndroUser> Junky through and through ay
20:43 <b1rd> Clean now but
20:47 <b1rd> Yea
20:55 <b1rd> Pretty bad
21:15 <b1rd> I even quit coffee and booze
21:18 <AndroUser> Yeah I used to hit it all back in the day just weed now
21:26 <b1rd> Ok
21:49 <b1rd> Im like a saint n shit
22:00 <b1rd> Gods gonna beam me up soon
22:07 <AndroUser> So am I just weed now I quit the rest
22:15 <Exo> get high
22:17 <Exo> get high on life
22:21 <b1rd> Yuppp
22:38 <b1rd> Nice
22:53 Join: couleurs ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:53 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Changing hosts
23:19 <AndroUser> do you guys go on skout?
23:34 <b1rd> Wat that
23:36 <Exo> i think couleurs would like to buy some green
23:50 <couleurs> :)))))))
23:51 <AndroUser> It's an app
24:00 <AndroUser> I gotto go
24:00 <Exo> is it like tinder/eharmony or someshit
24:01 <b1rd> Wats it do
24:07 Part: AndroUser ([email protected]) from #sydney
24:15 <Exo> mysterious fella
24:19 <b1rd> Lumeah
24:28 <Exo> SKOUT is the developer of a location-based social networking and dating application and website.
24:42 <b1rd> Ahh see its a cop
24:54 <Exo> some copper wants to bait GOD
24:55 <b1rd> A dumb af one thx exo
25:06 <couleurs> lols
25:09 <couleurs> XPoSeD
25:14 * Exo slaps GOD around a bit with a large trout
25:37 <Exo> not today buddy
26:21 <b1rd> No wonder we got such a huge drug problem with shithouse cops like that
26:29 <b1rd> Theyd never bust anyone
26:50 <Exo> they want to bust ya and take ya stash
27:01 <b1rd> Yup
27:20 <Exo> then plant it on the people who the mob want to frame
27:51 <b1rd> Na
27:54 <couleurs> they would shoot themselves if they all had a gun
27:58 Join: Av1on ([email protected]) to #sydney
28:02 <b1rd> How works is
28:11 <b1rd> Mobll sell u good dope
28:19 <b1rd> Great deals
28:28 <b1rd> And provide customers too
28:49 <b1rd> When they wanna close u down they do
28:57 <b1rd> Cops come
29:09 <b1rd> U get a good clean run for few years
29:41 <b1rd> Ur the meat in the sandwich
29:58 <b1rd> U Dont make much ur just serving them really
30:48 <couleurs> Laughin' Out Louds
31:00 <b1rd> They got cops who are mobsters
31:10 <b1rd> So easy to run it
31:49 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu8rkWNNjkY
31:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Damnation Alley 1977 (Jun 29, 2016) Length: 01:31:46 - Category: Entertainment - 13,970 views - 79 likes (96.3%), dislikes (3.7%)
32:07 <b1rd> They never plant drugs
32:29 <b1rd> They set u up for assault etc and charge u
32:35 <b1rd> Stuff like that
32:48 <Exo> very insightful b1rd
33:05 <b1rd> Yea dunno i read it somewhere :)
34:08 * SkyFire flattens b1rd with a landmaster
34:19 * [[[[[pong]]]]] feel his own stiff penis.....
34:24 <Exo> for sure there's dodgy coppers out there
34:42 <b1rd> Oh yeah
34:43 <Exo> if they raid a house and find $200k from dealers
34:48 <Exo> they will pocket half
34:53 <b1rd> Yup
36:09 <b1rd> Most sophisticated are the asians
37:28 <b1rd> The older ones
37:43 <b1rd> Younger generation still has alot to learn
38:08 <Exo> will learn in time and experience
38:17 * [[[[[pong]]]]] has a chubby
38:20 <b1rd> Ye
39:17 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
40:41 * SkyFire cuddles up to flammable for the night
41:14 * couleurs rubs bums with [[[[[pong]]]]] 
43:28 <Exo> lols
43:31 <Exo> !seen smeagol
43:33 <StatsOP> smeagol ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 17 hours, 38 minutes ago stating "{}".
43:45 <SkyFire> !ttop10
43:47 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2115) 2. e|f(1800) 3. Exo(1055) 4. energizer(632) 5. chris`(624) 6. flammable(616) 7. Devil45(549) 8. smeagol(490) 9. KangaPoint(366) 10. SkyFire(278)
43:55 <Sutekh> wow
44:14 <HellFury> shit he talked heaps
44:20 <SkyFire> Jim is going to have his work cut out, to get ahead of b1rd
44:22 <b1rd> Oops
44:29 <b1rd> Used to chat in melb
44:34 <Sutekh> b1rd wants to be heard
44:39 <SkyFire> LoL
44:40 <b1rd> Naaa lol
44:44 <b1rd> Just sik
44:46 <SkyFire> time to ignore the b11
44:49 <SkyFire> b1rd
44:54 <b1rd> Ill b quiet tomorrow
45:02 <b1rd> Go bak city
45:26 <b1rd> I better msg flammable see if shes ready for our cyber
45:35 <HellFury> lol
45:42 <Sutekh> are u that homeless man that raking in thousands in melb b1rd?
45:59 <Sutekh> trolleyman
46:00 <b1rd> Na lol i evaded city friday
46:20 <b1rd> I would of helped if was there but
46:29 <b1rd> Easy jump in
46:29 <breaker> LIar
46:34 <b1rd> Fk off
46:39 <b1rd> I love a brawl
46:47 <breaker> b1rd would of shit his pants if he was there
46:55 <b1rd> U would have
47:00 <breaker> Run off like a sissy
47:03 <b1rd> Coz ur a drug using coward
47:22 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) from #sydney
47:24 <b1rd> You wouldnt even go to the city
47:40 <b1rd> Im there most weekdays sittin in the mall
47:47 <b1rd> Eatin fruit
47:48 <breaker> I live in the city :)
47:51 <b1rd> Or sushi
47:55 * SkyFire throws b1rd in prison
47:56 <b1rd> No u dont son
47:57 <breaker> LOLOLOLOL b1rd sh1t.
48:01 <b1rd> Ur in sunshine
48:28 <breaker> Scumshine? That's where you use to live.
48:31 <b1rd> I live in the city u live in suburbia
48:45 <b1rd> You are not me.
48:57 <b1rd> You want to be but u arent
49:04 Part: Arthur ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:41 <b1rd> I lived in werribee not even close sweety.
49:52 <b1rd> Then Tullamarine
50:02 <breaker> Werribee Shit Farm?
50:09 <b1rd> Yes son
50:15 <b1rd> No
50:24 <b1rd> Grouse court werribee
50:35 <breaker> Yeah.. Werribee Shit Farm.
50:43 <b1rd> Before that hull rd mooroolbark
50:57 <b1rd> Before that coldstream
51:30 <breaker> I live on AustNet Road, AustNet, Australia 6667.
51:33 <b1rd> Boronia
51:40 <b1rd> Mount evelyn
51:58 <b1rd> Ur the coward :)
52:08 <breaker> Projection. :)
52:17 <b1rd> Come meet in the mall tomorrow morning 9am
52:24 <b1rd> U wont.
55:19 <couleurs> Make Me.
55:41 <b1rd> Ill be eating two mangos
55:56 <b1rd> Outside telstra building
56:09 <b1rd> 8.30 to 9am
56:22 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
02:08 <SkyFire> hi Skirmish
03:50 Join: usadude ([email protected]) to #sydney
03:58 <Skirmish> Evening.
05:03 Part: usadude ([email protected]) from #sydney
06:29 <couleurs> :)))))))
07:36 <Exo> evening Skirmish
07:43 <Exo> b1rd u gonna get some kfc first thing tomorrow morning
07:50 <b1rd> Yup
07:59 <b1rd> Opens 11am rite?
08:08 <Exo> 9 for $9.95 tuesdays
08:12 <b1rd> :)
08:16 <b1rd> Yum
08:35 <Exo> some open at 10:30
08:36 <b1rd> Give bones to seagulls
08:43 <b1rd> Epic!
08:58 <Exo> get the hot and spicy popcorn chicken and potato & gravy
09:04 <b1rd> Ok
09:50 <b1rd> Looks in wallet
10:05 Part: KissLock (~Q{{@47.156.64.119) from #sydney
10:37 <b1rd> Cool heaps money
10:58 <b1rd> Spend 150 on food tomorrow
11:29 * HellFury belches chicken wrap and mango ginger beer
11:51 <b1rd> Remind me get kfc if forget
11:55 <b1rd> Yummm
12:02 <couleurs> 1.50 won't get u much m8
12:05 <b1rd> Can almost taste it
12:10 <couleurs> maybe 1 broccoli
12:14 <b1rd> Na 150 dollars
12:22 <Exo> kfC CRaViNGs
12:30 <couleurs> Lols yea rite
12:36 <b1rd> Mango ginger beer
12:37 <b1rd> Yum
12:49 <b1rd> Yea boi i got lets see...
13:25 <b1rd> 700 dollars
14:18 <Exo> 700 bucks can get a buttload of fried chicken
14:37 <b1rd> Have a huge feast
16:12 <Exo> https://www.kfc.com.au/menu/shared-meals/giant-feast
17:10 <b1rd> Ok looks good i get that
17:29 <b1rd> And watermelon from woolies
17:34 <HellFury> share it with the b1rds and ants
17:41 <couleurs> it costs $401
17:46 <Kezzie> Exo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:49 <Kezzie> hugs b1rd
17:55 <Kezzie> hi couleurs
18:00 * SkyFire cuddles Kezzie
18:02 <b1rd> Huggs kezzie!
18:14 <breaker> Stop abusing people and being very rude Kezzie, You have been told, it's your last warning.
18:19 <couleurs> hi Kezzie
18:57 <Kezzie> fuck off break bloody hell i say hello and breaker says i abusing ppl
19:04 <SkyFire> aww
19:09 <Kezzie> [17:22] <breaker> Cause she's an old biddy and leaves her teeth in a jar beside the bed.
19:09 <Kezzie> [17:22] <SkyFire> don't know what has come over her - she used to ban the loonies
19:25 Join: Watties ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:30 <Kezzie> see u just cant leave me along breaker
19:47 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:04 Join: Taco ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:18 <b1rd> Breaker is a turd shoulda been flushed at birth
20:28 <HellFury> so don't reply put him on /ignore breaker 3
20:33 <HellFury> its not rocket science
20:42 <Kezzie> i going again
20:49 <flammable> [20:23] (b1rd) I bet can make u cum really big
20:55 <breaker> I going again too
20:58 <b1rd> Hehe
21:00 <flammable> [20:07] * b1rd is well trained
21:00 <couleurs> bye Kezzie have a good nap
21:03 <breaker> bbl Kezzie.
21:03 <lx>  ...so quiet now breaker...
21:30 <b1rd> Well i do care about ur pleasure flammable
21:55 <flammable> [20:01] (b1rd) Wanna root or what
21:58 <b1rd> Its very important to me
22:01 <flammable> Your mate, Kezzie
22:40 <flammable> [20:05] (b1rd) Just got out marriage of 15 years no need condom
22:54 <b1rd> U want me
23:25 <flammable> Sure kid
23:30 <b1rd> I am
23:40 <b1rd> <3
23:46 <SkyFire> so that is why he is living in a van
23:57 <breaker> Kezzie turns a blind eye to b1rd tormenting of other users, cause she's an old biddy and leaves her teeth in a jar beside the bed.
24:23 <breaker> bbl Kezzie.
24:23 <lx>  Hurry back breaker...
24:55 <breaker> Back
25:04 <breaker> I going again
25:14 <breaker> bbl Kezzie.
25:14 <lx>  The channel will be quiet without you breaker...
25:33 <Watties> talking about killing people isn't nice
25:36 <flammable> [20:30] (b1rd) Ill lick suck n finger fuk ur pussy for half hour make u cum hard then fuck u for another hour
26:19 <b1rd> Youll easily have twenty orgasm' flammable
27:09 * SkyFire shoots Exo and takes over - LoL
29:05 <b1rd> Yeah i agree watties. Better just do it.
29:29 <Sutekh> b1rd, have u slept in the last 24 hours?
29:37 <b1rd> Yea
29:48 <b1rd> Lotsa sleep
29:51 <GOD> breaker show yourself to me
29:52 <GOD> u die
29:57 <GOD> cunt
30:01 Part: GOD ([email protected]) from #sydney
30:05 <Sutekh> gotta get rest
30:05 <b1rd> I sleep from about
30:23 <b1rd> 10pm till 6am
30:30 <b1rd> Yup
30:34 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
30:43 <Sutekh> haha that was the other Chris hey
30:44 Join: Taco ([email protected]) to #sydney
31:50 <b1rd> Pisstopher
32:17 <Sutekh> haha
32:21 <Sutekh> crazy guy
32:29 <b1rd> Funny lad
32:32 <b1rd> Ye
33:02 <b1rd> Very intellectual when hes got no drugs
33:14 <Sutekh> threatening ppl is pretty stupid
33:19 <b1rd> Lol
33:27 <b1rd> Its funny but
33:27 <SkyFire> very
33:51 <SkyFire> specially these days, when even logs from here could end up in a court
36:34 Join: GenericFlame ([email protected]) to #sydney
42:16 * SkyFire yawns
42:32 * SkyFire falls asleep on flammable
44:59 Part: Av1on ([email protected]) from #sydney
57:52 Join: CHRIS` ([email protected]) to #sydney
00:59 <b1rd> Wb pisssss
01:07 <b1rd> U got drugs yet?
01:38 <CHRIS`> i not getting drugs
03:09 <b1rd> Awww
03:26 <CHRIS`> now awww
03:28 <CHRIS`> not
03:33 <CHRIS`> i dont want drugs
03:41 <CHRIS`> i want peace
05:09 <b1rd> Lols
07:01 <CHRIS`> yeah coffee
07:06 <CHRIS`> no sugar but
08:40 <CHRIS`> the fuck cunt
08:52 Join: Lilya ([email protected]) to #sydney
09:13 Part: Lilya ([email protected]) from #sydney
13:16 <SkyFire> wo9nder where Jim is tonight
13:25 <SkyFire> he's late
14:02 Join: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) to #sydney
14:02 Quit: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) Changing hosts
14:11 <SkyFire> so saying he turns up
14:15 <SkyFire> your late Jim
14:35 <CHRIS`> jim fuck off before i have u shot
14:41 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
14:42 <SkyFire> Welcome anyway Jim :)
14:45 <HellFury> be nice chris`
14:47 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
14:47 <SkyFire> hi Zade
14:58 <HellFury> what is wrong with being nice to people
15:03 Join: Taco ([email protected]) to #sydney
15:04 <CHRIS`> why be nice to putrid dog
15:05 <CHRIS`> ??
15:19 <Zade> hello SkyFire
15:28 <HellFury> well then cop a cone if you can't
15:28 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
15:31 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #sydney
15:34 <HellFury> and i don't mean drugs cone
15:35 <SkyFire> some don't know how HellFury
15:36 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
15:39 <HellFury> either play nice
15:44 * SkyFire pounce huggles Sunbeam
15:45 <HellFury> or don't come in at all
15:45 <^bozoJim> hugsss Sunbeam
15:48 <Zade> hello Sunbeam
15:54 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
15:55 <Sunbeam> hiya SkyFire hugggs :)
15:56 <CHRIS`> i already got silence
16:00 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
16:04 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozoJim huggggggggggs :)
16:05 <CHRIS`> nobody fucken talks to me properly
16:09 <Sunbeam> hiya Zade :)
16:18 <Sunbeam> hiya FellHury :)
16:23 <HellFury> well if you said HI instead of fuck off jim
16:24 <Sunbeam> hi CHRIS` :)
16:29 <HellFury> then they would talk to you
16:30 <CHRIS`> hi Sutekh
16:33 <HellFury> hi sumbean
16:34 <CHRIS`> i mena Sunbeam
17:00 <Sunbeam> how is everyone?
17:08 <SkyFire> alive - I think
17:17 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks but tired
17:26 * ^bozoJim had 12 hours straight down the shed tonight
17:27 * SkyFire tired
17:28 <Sunbeam> had a busy day ^bozoJim?
17:38 <Sunbeam> you answered before i asked lol
17:47 <^bozoJim> and I am off to Hobart at 6am in the morning
17:57 <SkyFire> 5 hours 19 minutes of sleep last night
17:58 <Sunbeam> what's happening there?
17:58 <HellFury> ouch
18:10 <Sunbeam> that's more than i sleep SkyFire
18:19 <^bozoJim> I have my routine majot eye appointment and straigh tafter a dog review
18:25 <SkyFire> roughly 2 hours more than my usual amount
18:31 <Watties> CHRIS`
18:31 <HellFury> mmm damn blister on the helix and i can't see it to pop it
18:41 <SkyFire> aww
18:45 * SkyFire gets a pin
18:49 <HellFury> fuck no
18:55 * Watties gets a welding gun
18:56 <Sunbeam> you aren't supposed to burst blisters :P
18:58 <HellFury> its sitting right behind the piercing
19:01 <HellFury> no
19:12 * Watties gets a knife
19:16 <HellFury> i just need Pat to check it and see how big it is i can feel it but i can't see it
19:21 <HellFury> pity hes not here
19:25 <Watties> aww no
19:32 <^bozoJim> we had a nice shed dinner tonight
19:34 <Sunbeam> hi Watties
19:35 <Watties> have to go deaf then
19:37 <SkyFire> get it done tommorrow HellFury
19:39 <Watties> hi Sunbeam
19:42 <HellFury> its a piercing
19:42 <Watties> go to doctors
19:46 * Watties takes HellFury to doctors
19:49 <HellFury> not a inner ear thing
19:56 <HellFury> outside on cartiledge
19:57 <Watties> still might go deaf
19:57 <SkyFire> what was for dinner Jim
19:57 <^bozoJim> sausages, vegetarian sausages, BBQ onion, roast potato, carrot, pumpkin, and a salad
19:59 <HellFury> ill be right
20:01 <Watties> infection
20:03 <Watties> could be serious
20:05 <HellFury> just need other half to check
20:06 <SkyFire> yuuuuuuuum
20:12 <SkyFire> had curry here
20:20 <HellFury> but hes at his dads atm
20:22 * Sunbeam teaches HellFury some british sign language
20:30 * HellFury follows
20:34 <^bozoJim> It is one of the occasional dinners I put on down the shed for the guys
20:39 <Watties> call ambos?
20:41 <SkyFire> nice :)
20:57 <Sunbeam> i've just had my hearing aids retuned and programmed...due to more deterioation of my hearing :(
21:04 <SkyFire> awwww
21:35 * SkyFire gives Sunbeam and ear trumpet - never needs tuning - LoL
21:36 * ^bozoJim had to go to the hospital last week as he could not ehar well at all
21:39 <SkyFire> an
21:43 <Sunbeam> and as for Tinnitis
21:52 <Sunbeam> well that drives me flippin crackers
21:56 * ^bozoJim adter the bnurse got the banana, custard and jelly out my ear I could hear again
22:00 <SkyFire> hate it when you get wax build up
22:04 * Sunbeam bangs her head on the desk
22:05 * ^bozoJim was a trifle deaf
22:16 <SkyFire> LoL
22:32 <Sutekh> dont quit ur day job Jim :D
22:35 <SkyFire> usually don't have banana in a trifle
22:37 <HellFury> no its just a healing piercing
22:39 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
22:39 <Sunbeam> i had all my wax cleaned out 2 weeks ago at the hospital....they refuse to syringe them cos of all the scar tissue etc
22:48 <SkyFire> :(
22:49 <Sutekh> hey hey :D
22:50 <^bozoJim> ok
22:51 <Sunbeam> hi there Sutekh :D
22:53 <HellFury> i have had no problems with my Daith
22:59 <HellFury> but the two helix ones are sore
22:59 <SkyFire> had mine syringed a few times
23:00 <Sutekh> hi Sunbeam :D
23:51 * SkyFire tickles Sunbeam
23:52 <Sunbeam> i did over the years SkyFire and i always ended up with ear infections afterwards....and one nurse actually perforated my ear drum syringing
23:59 <SkyFire> :(
24:01 <^bozoJim> I got a pic from my cousin today of the Pakensham war memorial
24:13 <SkyFire> ouchies Sunbeam
24:21 <SkyFire> I hate having it done
24:33 <Sunbeam> so specialist told me no more syringing, they'd hoover it out with their special machine lol
24:39 <SkyFire> lol
24:44 <^bozoJim> It has her fatehr, ny fathers youngest sisters husband and my uncle are on it for their service in Malaya
24:49 <Watties> i hope HellFury doesnt go deaf
24:57 * SkyFire creates some nanotech to do it for Sunbeam
25:03 <SkyFire> she won't Watties
25:14 <SkyFire> outside ones have no effect
25:34 <SkyFire> nice Jim :)
25:40 <SkyFire> !ttop10
25:41 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2435) 2. e|f(1800) 3. Exo(1098) 4. chris`(684) 5. flammable(678) 6. energizer(632) 7. Devil45(549) 8. SkyFire(493) 9. smeagol(490) 10. HellFury(370)
25:54 <Sunbeam> wow ^bozoJim where are you? lol
25:58 <SkyFire> going to have to work hard Jim
26:06 <Sunbeam> not even in the top 10 today
26:08 <^bozoJim> I have not been on long as I had the long shed day
26:11 <HellFury> thank you you nailed it Skyfire
26:12 <Watties> hopefully hellfury isnt deaf by end of year
26:19 <SkyFire> :)
26:22 <Watties> nobody wants to go deaf
26:31 <HellFury> im not going deaf you dumb shit
26:41 <HellFury> its a piercing that is ON my ear ON the outside
26:41 <Watties> well you are in pain yes?
26:51 <SkyFire> outside her ears
26:51 <HellFury> yeah coz its sitting OUTSIDE the ear
26:54 <HellFury> fucken hell man
26:57 <Watties> yeh but so what
26:58 <SkyFire> ignore it
27:00 <HellFury> how dumb does someone need to be
27:08 <HellFury> good point
27:11 <Watties> can still have problems from external things
27:12 * SkyFire sends Watties to medical school
27:20 <Watties> you guys are stupid
27:23 <HellFury> i will educate the dumb shit
27:29 * SkyFire shoots Watties
27:30 <Watties> educate u
27:42 * ^bozoJim sends Watties to the cadavier lab
27:45 <HellFury> The helix piercing is a perforation of the helix or upper ear for the purpose of inserting and wearing a piece of jewelry. The piercing itself is usually made with a small gauge hollow piercing needle, and typical jewelry would be a small diameter captive bead ring, or a stud
27:45 <Sutekh> lol
27:47 <SkyFire> hehehe
27:51 <Watties> HellFury and SkyFire are abusive ppl
27:59 * Sunbeam teaches HellFury to lip read as well as sign
28:19 * HellFury has had to learn coz her dad is stone deaf with a cochlear implant
28:36 <SkyFire> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helix_(ear)
28:58 * Sunbeam had her helix pierced over 25 years ago
29:19 <HellFury> yeah sis in law had hers done 3 weeks ago
29:20 <SkyFire> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxITEhUTERMVFRUVGBUVGBgVGRYYFxcYFRcYFxgXGBgaHiggHRolGxgXITEhJSorLi4uGx8zODMtNyguLisBCgoKDg0OGxAQGislICUtLy0vLS01LS0tKy0tLS0tLS0rLTUuLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0rLS0rKy0tLS0tLf/AABEIAMEBBgMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAbAAEAAgMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAUCAwYBB//EAEgQAAIBAwIDBQMICAMFCQEAAAECAwAEERIhBRMxBiJBUXEyYYEUI0JSkZKhwQcVM2JyotHwU4KxQ2Nzk+EkNFSDhKOywtIX/8QAGQEBAAMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAECAwUE/8QAJhEBAQACAgEEAQQDAAAAAAAAAAECEQMhMQ
29:27 <Sunbeam> is Auslan very similar to B.S.L?
29:34 <HellFury> you know what hurt the most lol
29:37 <HellFury> Daith
29:44 <breaker> CHRIS` is a junkie faggot.
29:48 <SkyFire> blasted google
29:48 <HellFury> and thank god that healed and now i have NO problems
29:49 <Watties> did you get daith for fun?
29:50 <SkyFire> https://elementsofmorphology.nih.gov/images/anatomy-ear1-thumb.jpg
29:57 <Watties> you dont have a daith?
30:09 <Watties> are you unhealthy?
30:16 <SkyFire> Watties >> https://elementsofmorphology.nih.gov/images/anatomy-ear1-large.jpg
30:26 <Sunbeam> i didn't go that far lol
30:33 <HellFury> http://bodypiercingmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Cartilage-Piercing-Photos.jpg
30:41 <HellFury> thats what i got in atm
30:42 <Sunbeam> i did have 7 studs going up my lobes
30:45 <breaker> Hi Sunbeam :)
30:48 <Sunbeam> as well as helix
30:52 <HellFury> and blisters right behind the back part
30:59 <Sunbeam> hi there breaker :) ..how be you?
31:00 <SkyFire> nice HellFury :)
31:03 <HellFury> i had 8
31:11 <Sunbeam> bathe with salt water HellFury
31:12 <HellFury> at one stage
31:12 <SkyFire> wow
31:30 <HellFury> yeah took em out
31:35 <Sunbeam> i took 4 out and just have 3 in each now
31:36 <HellFury> now its 4 and the daith in right
31:48 <breaker> I be ok thanks.. how's you?
31:51 <SkyFire> goes to look up daith
31:54 <HellFury> oh and nose
31:56 <Sunbeam> I be good thanks :)
32:00 <HellFury> daith stops the headaches
32:08 <Sunbeam> i had nose done 28 years ago lol
32:08 <breaker> :)
32:09 <HellFury> unless i have a cold coming on
32:22 <SkyFire> :)
32:24 <HellFury> nose both sides (fell out) then the new one has lasted 2 yrs
32:38 <Sunbeam> i had the right side done
32:48 <HellFury> right left and then now right and that stayed in
32:59 * SkyFire protects his ears from all the piercingsa
33:01 <SkyFire> -a
33:23 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/Nid8JsL
33:25 <HellFury> right ear
33:30 <Watties> hell did your daith hurt?
33:31 <Zade> tragus is the best piercing
33:33 <Watties> HellFury
33:35 <Sunbeam> never had any probs with mine..wear tiny nose studs in
33:42 <HellFury> i was thinking getting mine done
33:47 <HellFury> until i heard the piercer say it hurt
33:52 <HellFury> and im like yeh no fuck that
33:54 <Watties> you are indian?
34:02 <HellFury> and bleeds
34:32 <Sunbeam> my daughter has tragus done and daith...she let the helix heal up...she had a double naval piercing (above and below), nose , tongue and nipple as well as her lobes
34:42 <SkyFire> wow
34:51 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
34:52 <Zade> tragus dont hurt at all
35:01 <Watties> who is in that picture? they look indian
35:01 <Sunbeam> she took out the naval ones...tongue and nipple
35:09 <HellFury> no thanks on nipple
35:13 <HellFury> best friend got her clit done
35:14 * SkyFire drops Watties in a nuclear reactor
35:23 <SkyFire> woah HellFury
35:24 <HellFury> she said she fainted when the pain relief wore off
35:40 <HellFury> shes also got a nipple done
35:47 <HellFury> i don't think needles are going near mine
38:04 <HellFury> another of my friends got his frenum pierced
38:07 Join: katatonic_kate00 ([email protected]) to #sydney
38:15 <Sunbeam> where's that?
38:20 <HellFury> lets just say the nurse in me puked
38:21 <Sunbeam> hi katatonic_kate00
38:24 <CHRIS`> u better leave straight away katatonic_kate00
38:26 <CHRIS`> u bitch
38:30 <katatonic_kate00> hai hai
38:38 <Sutekh> Hey Kate :D
38:40 <katatonic_kate00> chris, suck my dick
38:42 <katatonic_kate00> hey
38:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*chris@*.3756419744.user
38:59 <breaker> lolllllllllll @ chris` the junkie faggot
39:05 <HellFury> thats a piercing on a males penis shaft
39:15 <katatonic_kate00> ouch
39:28 <Sunbeam> i had a friend who had a prince albert
39:32 <HellFury> it got infected in the first 2 weeks
39:42 <HellFury> and he sent me a pic and goes so what do i do
39:48 <HellFury> the nurse in me cringed
39:56 <HellFury> im like dr take it out and antibiotics
40:21 <Sunbeam> brb
40:21 <lx>  That was a quick visit Sunbeam...
40:25 <HellFury> idiot did cleared it and then put it through his penis head
40:34 <katatonic_kate00> :/
40:39 <katatonic_kate00> yeah pass on that
41:18 <HellFury> bits i think i will not touch
42:05 Part: CHRIS` ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:15 <katatonic_kate00> lol
42:19 <katatonic_kate00> agreed
45:42 <SkyFire> hi katatonic_kate00 *hugs* - not seen you for awhile
46:55 <katatonic_kate00> hi
47:01 <katatonic_kate00> yeah busy
47:08 <SkyFire> :)
47:46 <katatonic_kate00> new job blah blah
47:51 <flammable> Hi katatonic_kate00
47:56 <katatonic_kate00> hi
52:18 Part: T-City ([email protected]) from #sydney
54:54 <b1rd> Night sexy kate
55:21 <b1rd> Night guts
56:04 <^bozoJim> hello flammable
56:12 <Sutekh> !ttop10
56:14 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2) 2. Sutekh(1)
56:22 <^bozoJim> lol
56:25 <SkyFire> Moo moo
56:30 <SkyFire> Meow
56:33 <SkyFire> woof
56:35 <SkyFire> lol
56:57 <SkyFire> !ttop10
56:59 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(6) 2. ^bozojim(3) 3. Sutekh(1)
57:06 <SkyFire> Muahahahaha
57:21 <SkyFire> I get the lead again
57:34 <Sutekh> have to use earlier time :D
57:43 <SkyFire> not often your not on the list Jim
57:50 <SkyFire> oh well
58:17 * SkyFire quietly steals Jim's stealth mode
59:10 <SkyFire> now to get it fuelled up and head off down the highway
59:10 <flammable> Hi ^bozoJim
59:43 * SkyFire takes flammable for a ride
59:55 <flammable> Weeeeeeeee
01:23 <Sutekh> flammable, hows ur night been?
02:35 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!
02:54 Join: HellFury ([email protected]) to #sydney
02:54 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Changing hosts
02:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
03:07 <SkyFire> wb HellFury
03:17 <HellFury> ta
12:04 Join: AndroUser ([email protected]) to #sydney
12:41 <AndroUser> Wakey Wakey time to put Betsy to bed Ni night shazza
12:59 <katatonic_kate00> wtf
13:05 * SkyFire shoots AndroUser
13:20 <AndroUser> Pfft
13:44 <SkyFire> dumps AndroUser in to the neverending pit of despair
14:04 <katatonic_kate00> lol
14:16 <AndroUser> Yep sure lol anything you say champ
14:20 <AndroUser> LoL
14:44 <katatonic_kate00> next
15:42 <AndroUser> Nek minit?
15:54 * SkyFire sits with katatonic_kate00 and watches the show
16:47 <SkyFire> far too quiet
16:52 <katatonic_kate00> nek minit - was next
17:14 * SkyFire detonates a nuke to wake everyone up
17:18 <AndroUser> Morecheebah?
17:30 <SkyFire> never seems to work though
17:34 <katatonic_kate00> no
17:54 <katatonic_kate00> walking dead time jump…… ep i think…..
18:02 <SkyFire> yes
18:16 <AndroUser> How about a babycan beat and an African rap?
18:36 Mode: (by HellFury) -b *!*chris@*.3756419744.user
19:30 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:30 <AndroUser> Good of you to look alive
21:54 <AndroUser> A gram a day keeps the doctor away my mum always said between her toes
21:57 <Watties> HellFury you might like to get clit pierced yourself?
22:56 * SkyFire stabs Watties in the back
22:58 <AndroUser> That's quite theatrical
23:05 <HellFury> no fucking way am i getting that done
23:14 <HellFury> move along that convo is way over
23:32 <Watties> it doesnt always hurt
24:08 <AndroUser> It's not over till its over like the song you gotto sing it then bye the end of it it's over
25:46 <HellFury> give it a break watties
25:48 <flammable> Sutekh, great thanks! I have been reading :) how about yours?
25:51 <Watties> its not over till HellFury sings
26:02 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
26:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*Watties@*.4254448366.user
26:10 <SkyFire> LoL or Watties gets banned
26:13 <HellFury> give it a break
26:29 * SkyFire hugs HellFury
27:17 * HellFury hugs back
27:27 <AndroUser> I got this Asian bud it's that good you'll think it's Adelaide I call it adelasian, I had some silver haze not long ago and it wasn't too far behind that
28:47 <AndroUser> Ohhhh sorry this isn't silk road it's mirc Street I forgot
30:38 <AndroUser> So are you all going to get out there with all the chrysanthemums I heard it's lovely this time of year in this weather
31:08 <Sutekh> flammable, just watching some TV :D
32:59 <AndroUser> Just get some tequila in ya will ya
35:58 <AndroUser> Are you the hunchback of notredame or something?
37:03 <AndroUser> You've been consuming illegal substances haven't you!
38:12 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
38:30 <AndroUser> You should get on skout you can go live and everyone can see you and they can join you
39:27 <AndroUser> Don't mind me I'll just get back to consuming illegal substances, Thankyou very much
40:32 Join: Taco ([email protected]) to #sydney
41:05 Part: AndroUser ([email protected]) from #sydney
50:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*Watties@*.4254448366.user
55:08 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
55:21 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Changing hosts
55:21 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
55:28 * SkyFire stabs President_Trump in the back
55:59 <SkyFire> then launches a salvo of russian missile at the US
56:31 <katatonic_kate00> um….
56:45 <katatonic_kate00> calm your farm
56:46 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
57:17 * SkyFire falls asleep on katatonic_kate00
57:40 <katatonic_kate00> next
57:44 <President_Trump> stop stabbing katatonic_kate00's bf
58:13 Join: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
58:37 <Watties> how are you?
05:59 Part: GenericFlame ([email protected]) from #sydney
11:32 * SkyFire yawns
11:41 * SkyFire cuddles Sunbeam
11:51 <SkyFire> she has been very quiet
12:19 * SkyFire cuddles katatonic_kate00
12:22 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:47 * Sunbeam looks back in
18:31 Join: GenericFlame ([email protected]) to #sydney
25:12 Part: katatonic_kate00 ([email protected]) from #sydney
26:03 <Watties> very quiet
26:23 <Watties> HellFury sup?
31:19 <President_Trump> shes farting
38:40 * Watties farts on HellFury
47:53 Part: GenericFlame ([email protected]) from #sydney
58:13 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
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