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21:40 Topic Is: A bird sitting on a tree is not afraid of the branch breaking because it's trust is not on the branch, but on it's wings. Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2627) 2. Exo(2237) 3. HellFury(620) 4. chris`(568) 5. SkyFire(514) 6. e|f(483) 7. Devil45(356) 8. Cath^(249) 9. Sutekh(213) 10. Peel(186)
21:40 Set By: (Exo) on: Sat Nov 03 21:03:23 2018
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06:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvv breaker e|f Kezzie1
06:37 <e|f> tks
06:41 <Exo> piSssssSsssssssssss
06:45 <Exo> good morning gang
09:28 <e|f> morning
10:58 <Exo> you crashed early last night aye e|f
11:20 <e|f> i did
11:32 <e|f> please forgive me ;D
12:44 <Exo> how dare u
12:50 <e|f> :(
12:53 <Exo> i thought u were an irc night crawler
13:16 <Exo> sleep does find a way of catching up to all of us though
13:31 <e|f> i was so overwhelmed by the multitude of packets of data to and fro -ing
13:36 <e|f> i just had to vacate
14:02 <e|f> it was spiralling out of control for me
14:04 <e|f> :O
14:19 <Exo> hahaha
14:27 <Exo> it does get overwhelming
15:59 <e|f> ^_^
16:55 <Exo> what's for brekky
18:06 <b1rd> Yay awake
18:23 <Exo> morning b1rd
18:28 <b1rd> Quickly goin to urinate
18:34 <b1rd> Morning exo
18:44 <b1rd> Brrr cold
19:09 * Exo throws some wood on the bonfire
19:29 <b1rd> Should get one goin
19:42 <b1rd> Effort tho
21:47 <b1rd> Cook oats insteat thatll warm me up
21:56 <b1rd> Soon
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34:32 Mode: (by Exo) +v flammable
34:46 <Exo> oats and honey
34:59 <AdeeL> hi Exo
35:02 <AdeeL> how are you
35:03 <AdeeL> ;)
35:22 <Exo> good morning AdeeL
35:27 <Exo> i am good, ltns
35:28 <Exo> how are ya
35:29 <AdeeL> G'morning u 2
35:32 Mode: (by Exo) +v AdeeL
35:32 <AdeeL> Exo fine thanks
35:34 <AdeeL> :)
35:38 <AdeeL> just relaxin
35:43 <AdeeL> weekend here
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36:58 <AdeeL> hey dragon ;)
37:09 <dragon> hello there
37:11 <Exo> yeh same
37:15 <AdeeL> nice
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37:19 <Exo> where abouts are u located?
37:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
37:20 <AdeeL> dragon h r u bro long time ;)
37:25 <AdeeL> Exo Pakistan
37:26 <Exo> morning HellFury
37:37 <Exo> ahh cool
37:42 <AdeeL> yeah
37:43 <Exo> must be early morning there
37:48 <AdeeL> nah it's 4:42 am
37:59 <Exo> haha
38:01 <AdeeL> 4/11/2018 ;) Sunday Early Morning
38:04 <Exo> no need to sleep?
38:13 <AdeeL> yeah will in 2 hrs
38:13 <AdeeL> ;)
38:17 * Exo slaps HellFury around a bit with a large trout
38:23 <Exo> stay awake all night huh? :P
38:53 <HellFury> morning Exo
39:03 * HellFury bitch slaps Exo with a greasy wing wang and says smell the cheese Exo
39:15 <Exo> how's it hangin HellFury
39:20 <HellFury> yah ok
39:29 <HellFury> he fixed one problem on the car
39:31 <HellFury> at 6 am
39:34 <HellFury> then wakes me up to tell me
39:45 <HellFury> and found a second and thrid one lol
40:02 <HellFury> i'm like great lets stress me out again last night was bad enough
40:27 <Exo> loool
40:32 <Exo> not big problems i hope
40:37 <HellFury> large radiator fan died
40:55 <HellFury> and theres 2 cracks in the brake booster line
40:58 <HellFury> so hes ordering car parts
41:43 <HellFury> i had lij look under the hood on friday coz the car was over heatin
42:00 <HellFury> and the big radiator fan wasn't moving
44:03 <Exo> ah ic
44:12 <Exo> so can he order and replace it himself
44:24 <HellFury> fan overseas order would be over 100 dollars
44:37 <HellFury> however if we can get one for 35 from a wreckers
44:46 <HellFury> yeah nephews a mechanic or we can ask his dad
45:28 <HellFury> easy fix if we do it ourself
45:41 <Exo> yeh was gonna say
45:43 <HellFury> or its pay a VW mechanic to do it and fork out for time and labor
45:43 <Exo> check the wreckers
45:50 <HellFury> and honestly not fuckin doing that
47:39 <Exo> lol yeh
47:49 <Exo> the mechanics u dont know will rip u off for sure
48:39 <AdeeL> yup
53:51 <HellFury> yeah for sure so its safer bet taking it to his dad who helped fix it in the first place
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57:32 * Exo feeds b1rd some earth w0rmz
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10:24 * e|f is back from his lawn mowing adventures
10:25 <e|f> ;D
12:01 * Exo hands e|f a green tea latte
12:56 <e|f> didn't know there was such a thing
13:51 <Exo> it's on the starbucks menu
13:56 <Exo> u gotta be hip to order it though
14:01 <e|f> haha
15:29 <Exo> when i say hip i mean pretentious
16:01 <e|f> :/
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16:52 * HellFury bitch slaps b1rd with a greasy wing wang and says smell the cheese b1rd
16:56 Mode: (by HellFury) +v b1rd
17:06 <b1rd> Hehe
17:08 <b1rd> Ty
17:55 <Exo> the sausage rolls are in the oven
18:04 <e|f> lies
18:14 <e|f> they're in the fridge
18:19 <e|f> i knows
18:21 <e|f> :O
18:50 <b1rd> Loool
19:05 <Exo> rather nuke them in the microwae tbh
19:11 <Exo> get to eat em much quicker
19:18 <e|f> nice
22:18 <HellFury> i'm starving
22:19 <HellFury> lol
22:57 <HellFury> i'll go make scrambled
22:59 <HellFury> eggs
23:18 <Exo> no sunny side up?
23:20 <e|f> again, nice
23:28 <HellFury> i dunno
23:34 <HellFury> i haven't made my mind up
23:59 <HellFury> people trying to talk me into business of selling shit up in png but with no way for me to get it up there
24:12 <HellFury> phones and laptops
24:19 <HellFury> mums refusing now to take any up
24:27 <HellFury> and dad travels lights
24:28 <HellFury> light
24:56 <HellFury> like small lappy backpack and suitcase
26:44 <Exo> that's a dilemma
26:51 <e|f> americans say "easy over" instead of "sunny side up"
26:55 <e|f> true story
28:01 <HellFury> yah it is
28:19 <b1rd> Is it
28:21 <HellFury> and people don't get it just coz we live in Australia we aren't doing it easy either
28:31 <HellFury> problem i have atm
29:19 <e|f> they're too busy shooting themselves with the high-powered assault rifles they get at Walmart
29:19 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBJjRYk0yC0
29:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eggs Benedict With Crispy Parma Ham | Gordon Ramsay (Jul 22, 2018) Length: 4:34 - Category: Entertainment - 3,355,623 views - 70,987 likes (98.6%), 997 dislikes (1.4%)
29:23 <HellFury> is that i need to fork out for a new fan and brake booster line
29:29 <e|f> if my assessment of the TV news is correct
29:54 <HellFury> or that VW runs hot every time coz theres one small fan under hood thats literally working
30:13 <HellFury> car engine sat at 100 degrees in the 3 hrs we used it last night
30:25 <HellFury> https://www.urotuning.com/Brake-Booster-Vacuum-Hose-Mk4-2-0L-p/1j0612041ab.htm?fbclid=IwAR1BC8B68dkt_uwIWqvv42IBzmm42GzgzssU9h0EZOJySN53bWuLMnMfGjA
30:26 <b1rd> Just pump the pedal
30:27 <HellFury> that thing
30:41 <b1rd> Only 100?
30:45 <HellFury> and it would have to come from out of country
30:54 <b1rd> Thats not hot thats standard
31:02 <HellFury> no 90 is standard
31:03 <e|f> farenheit or celcius
31:05 <e|f> ;D
31:06 <b1rd> No
31:07 <HellFury> my car ran at 100
31:14 <b1rd> Depends on the tuning
31:23 <HellFury> to the point it conked out at a service station 30 mins from home
31:30 <b1rd> Mine varies depending on the work its doing
31:31 <HellFury> 3 times when he tried to start it
31:37 <e|f> sucks
31:39 <b1rd> Normal 104degrees
31:45 <b1rd> Upto 127
31:47 <HellFury> i'm driving a Volkswagon Bora
31:54 <HellFury> the big fan died
31:55 <HellFury> not small
31:59 <b1rd> K what engine
32:09 <b1rd> Petrol ye?
32:10 <HellFury> 2 ltre
32:14 <HellFury> yeah unleaded
32:18 <b1rd> Ah ye
32:20 <HellFury> its been tuned and all
32:21 <HellFury> but
32:28 <HellFury> now the big fans seized
32:28 <b1rd> Different then
32:37 <b1rd> Get new one
32:47 <HellFury> thats why hes shopping around
32:52 <HellFury> i can drive short distance
32:54 <b1rd> Ye
32:57 <HellFury> but i don't trust long
33:06 * e|f 's mazda rarely breaks
33:08 <e|f> >_>
33:17 <b1rd> Ye
33:21 <HellFury> hes gonna test it today going up to parents
33:27 <HellFury> see what it sits at
33:34 <HellFury> coz yesterday it sat at 100-105
33:48 <HellFury> then dropped down to 90 and 95 degrees and back up to 100
34:06 <b1rd> In qld yea it will need fans
34:12 <HellFury> yeah so in this case
34:16 <b1rd> Get away with it in winter
34:23 <HellFury> after it stalled 3 times at the fuel station
34:26 <b1rd> But not summer or up there
34:33 <HellFury> we limped it home and then switched cars
34:41 <b1rd> Lol
34:51 <HellFury> literally
34:54 <b1rd> Ye mine upto 130c
35:02 <HellFury> the brakes by the time he parked in drive way was hard as rock
35:06 <b1rd> I thrash the lil thing
36:03 <b1rd> 170 up freeway good for a 1.6 litre diesel carrying 2.3 tonne
36:12 <HellFury> the electronic brakes literally seized as we got in but he looked and theres 2 cracks in the hose
36:20 <HellFury> so its shop around and find
36:39 <b1rd> Thats normal coz if its stalled
37:07 <b1rd> Power assisted brakes
37:14 <b1rd> Need motor running
37:37 <b1rd> Theyll still work but u must press em harder
38:10 <b1rd> Same with power steering
38:36 <b1rd> fix fan dw bout breaking system
39:34 <b1rd> Its just the car computer trying to protect the motor from damage
39:47 * e|f wonders if b1rd has State Debt...
39:53 <b1rd> So it puts it in limp mode and may stall
40:12 <b1rd> What makes u ask elf
40:54 <b1rd> State debt?
41:12 <e|f> 170 up freeway
41:19 <b1rd> no cameras
41:23 <e|f> ah yea
41:24 <b1rd> All good
42:49 <HellFury> just tried to explain what a ginger beer is to a American
42:56 <HellFury> oh you mean Rooting beer
42:59 <HellFury> close but no cigar
43:06 <b1rd> lol
43:08 <e|f> root beer tastes like toothpaste
43:12 <HellFury> lol
43:23 <e|f> ginger beer icey cold
43:26 <e|f> yes pleasssssssseeee
43:42 <HellFury> yeah i got one
43:46 <HellFury> passionfruit one
43:52 <e|f> :D
44:20 <HellFury> i suggest she goes around rooting in beer
44:26 <HellFury> she hasn't got it yet
44:36 <b1rd> Wanna root
44:41 <HellFury> beer
44:46 <b1rd> lol yanks
44:50 <b1rd> So stupid
44:53 <e|f> dr pepper
44:55 <e|f> hmmmm
44:55 <lx> ...ah huh...
44:57 * HellFury hands b1rdy a root aka potato
45:07 <b1rd> Yum
45:29 <b1rd> Gotta shave head before shower brb
45:31 <b1rd> Two sex
47:04 <e|f> :O
47:11 <HellFury> i farted pat out of bed this morning
47:12 <HellFury> :p
47:24 <HellFury> 5 am it was stonkin hot and i honked it out
47:26 <HellFury> my pay back
47:28 <HellFury> he fixed my car
49:55 <e|f> :O
51:28 Quit: chris` ([email protected]) Quit:
52:06 <b1rd> Yay
52:38 <b1rd> Nice to wake up to farts
52:55 <b1rd> Heads shaved nearly ready for shower
53:40 <e|f> walk us through the showering process too
53:43 <e|f> >_>
54:02 <b1rd> K
54:45 <HellFury> no don't
54:57 <HellFury> i don't want the image of hairy ass and balls in my head all day
55:33 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/osOdj6F
55:37 <b1rd> Lol
55:49 <b1rd> I behave
55:59 <e|f> uve been littering
56:06 <e|f> i see that can of moutain dew there
56:11 <b1rd> I hope so :)
56:14 <e|f> it was yours
56:17 <b1rd> Thats gas
56:18 <e|f> :O
56:25 <b1rd> Yea naughty hey
56:29 <e|f> haven't u seen those ads on TV "report a tosser"
56:39 <e|f> :O
56:40 <b1rd> Nobody here
56:42 <b1rd> Lol
56:46 <e|f> ;D
57:00 <HellFury> makes a call hi i would like to report b1rd a tosser on irc for littering :P
57:04 <HellFury> i don't know his real name
57:07 <b1rd> LOOOOL
57:18 <b1rd> :)
57:19 <e|f> what does he look like?
57:22 <e|f> a bird!
57:25 <b1rd> Lol
57:30 <e|f> ok thx we will send that info thru to head office
57:34 <e|f> you did the right thing
57:37 <HellFury> he flaps his wings and shits on clean cars
57:43 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/6JzpvcF
57:44 <b1rd> Lol
58:12 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/UPJteN1
58:48 <b1rd> Omg
59:08 <b1rd> Lol
59:09 <HellFury> lol
59:52 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/krmM7YR
59:54 <HellFury> yeah
59:56 <HellFury> rid them aloud
00:35 <HellFury> pat still has that partial kiwi accent
00:44 <HellFury> its funny when he says my name
00:44 <b1rd> Lol
01:30 <HellFury> so i deliberately tell him a bad joke to hear him say it
01:52 <b1rd> Hard not to pick it up when u spend enuf time with em
01:58 <b1rd> Ye
02:18 <HellFury> im worse
02:26 <HellFury> i still do the canadian way of saying love
02:28 <HellFury> lurrrrrrrrrrrrve
02:40 <HellFury> you know i hung around canadians at school
03:00 <b1rd> Ye i speak fkd up coz of multinational bs
03:03 <b1rd> Hate it
03:11 <b1rd> Too many influences
03:11 <HellFury> i know how to read and speak american
03:12 <HellFury> lol
03:29 <HellFury> it amuses people who have never talked to me coz i'll understand their lingo
03:29 <b1rd> Ye
03:54 <e|f> do you say potato or potato?
03:55 <e|f> ;D
04:08 <HellFury> i said potato :P
04:11 <e|f> oh
04:13 <e|f> cool
04:16 <e|f> thanks for clarifying
04:27 <HellFury> but i do chat with a american who has a strong accent
04:42 <HellFury> and half the time he laughs coz i say something he said right back in the same accent
05:27 <b1rd> Is normal
05:27 <b1rd> Ye
05:43 <HellFury> its ok he will pick up Aussie lingo
05:51 <e|f> truck drivers should work in call centres
06:02 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/YLuDFO7
06:06 <e|f> "Welcome to the fucking insurance line... what the fuck do you want today?"
06:11 <b1rd> I dont wanna understand aussies theyre too drugfkd
06:20 <b1rd> But yea
06:42 <b1rd> Pretty much lol
07:07 <b1rd> Got no time for dregs like that
11:56 <e|f> aussie kids are weetbix kids
12:04 <e|f> and they're happy little vegemites
12:13 <b1rd> Turds
12:25 <e|f> but in the UK they call "weetbix" "weetabix"
12:29 <b1rd> I hate kids
12:35 <e|f> they added the extra "a" for the demographic
12:58 <e|f> they be like "weetbix?! rofl. it's weetabix, fool"
13:05 <b1rd> Not a good source of nutrition
13:14 <e|f> yeah
13:22 <e|f> i just eat the box, throw out the product
13:25 <e|f> more value
14:02 <e|f> and Rexona deoderant is called Sure
14:08 <e|f> because it's a sure thing
14:13 <b1rd> Kids should be put into adult prisons
14:31 <b1rd> Coz they arent kids they take drugs like adults
14:38 <e|f> :O
14:43 <b1rd> And fuck and commit crimes like adults
14:54 <b1rd> No difference
15:18 <e|f> kids will be kids
15:33 <b1rd> Ill get em later
15:36 <b1rd> :)
15:52 <e|f> :O
15:55 <b1rd> I always hit a target even if takes twenty years.
15:59 <b1rd> Ok shower
16:27 <Ana_Ng> ok computer
17:49 <e|f> yoghurt is yog-ert
17:58 <e|f> vitamins is vit-a-mins
18:04 <e|f> true stories
19:16 * Exo smears vegemite on his weetbix
21:06 * HellFury snaps a gold glittery Gstring with 20 dollars in 5 cent coins stuck to it with gum and flicks it at Exo and winces when it hits them in the head..
21:08 <HellFury> !ttop10
21:09 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(785) 2. Exo(445) 3. b1rd(348) 4. e|f(305) 5. chris`(208) 6. Dazzo1(197) 7. Devil45(141) 8. SkyFire(94) 9. flammable(52) 10. AdeeL(48)
21:11 <HellFury> shit
21:20 <HellFury> jims got far to go
21:35 <HellFury> season 2 of Blue Bloods
21:42 * HellFury peels eyes open and watches
21:58 <e|f> blue bloods
22:00 <e|f> never seen
22:08 <e|f> but they must all be aristocrats
22:12 <e|f> with the blue blood
24:16 <e|f> the royal blood line
24:26 <e|f> :O
25:08 <HellFury> wrong
25:10 <HellFury> its a cop show
25:14 <e|f> ;D
25:17 <HellFury> like law and order
25:23 <e|f> k
26:22 <HellFury> but yeh centered around cops
26:24 <HellFury> its not that bad
26:30 <e|f> yep
26:53 <HellFury> its got my attention at least
27:54 <HellFury> i got bored of traffic cops on yt
30:16 <e|f> mm
33:52 <e|f> there's a show on abc "My year 12 life"
34:03 <e|f> depicts high schoolers about their lives
36:31 <b1rd> Yay showered shaved
36:41 <b1rd> Need cut nails now
40:59 <b1rd> Done
41:34 <e|f> you scrub up well
42:17 <b1rd> Ty
42:24 <e|f> yw
42:44 <Exo> b1rd ready to head out and paint the town red
43:04 <b1rd> What's that mean
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43:26 <e|f> go out to have a good time
43:31 <b1rd> Oh
43:32 <e|f> red paint is optional
43:33 <b1rd> Ye
43:41 <b1rd> Always havin fun
43:52 <e|f> i don't know where the idiom originates
43:59 <e|f> certainly an interesting expression
44:01 <Exo> https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paint%20the%20town%20red
44:19 <e|f> na, don't click that link
44:27 <Exo> just finished watching Gods of Egypt
44:28 <e|f> will be full of troller statements
44:30 <e|f> ;/
44:33 <Exo> the cgi is so shit
45:20 <e|f> https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/paint-the-town-red.html
46:57 <Exo> same definition on both sites
46:59 <Exo> lool
47:10 <e|f> meh
47:24 <e|f> urban dict will be peppered with kids sayings
47:30 <e|f> good for looking up drug references
47:39 <HellFury> ouch my ear
48:09 * Exo slaps the earwax out of HellFurys ears
48:10 <e|f> do an urban dictionary search on your first name ;D
48:45 <Exo> urbandict is suited for the irc demographic
48:53 <e|f> true
50:13 <Exo> i.e. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLVDaGaz9tg
50:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHRIS THE BONGHEAD (Sep 19, 2017) Length: 7:28 - Category: Music - 166 views - 1 likes (25%), 3 dislikes (75%)
50:39 <e|f> yep
50:58 <HellFury> hahahaha
51:09 <HellFury> this is how you fking shuffle
51:17 <HellFury> *dances like a freak smacking hands*
51:27 <Exo> haha
51:52 <Exo> the shuffling prodigy
52:02 <HellFury> :p
52:07 <Exo> !seen chris`
52:08 <HellFury> or a fuckin monkey
52:09 <StatsOP> chris` ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 1 hour ago stating (Quit: {}).
52:13 <Exo> just 5 fucken minnnnutes
53:05 * e|f watches that video
53:07 <e|f> woah
53:10 <e|f> that's fucked up
53:33 <HellFury> lol
53:36 <e|f> that's chris`?
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54:17 <Exo> yeah this chris`
54:18 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/cZXvoVe
54:31 <HellFury> looks like hes sucking dick
54:44 <Exo> LOL
54:54 <e|f> well
54:58 <e|f> he's totally lost his mind
55:02 <e|f> ^_^
55:21 <Exo> his mind was lost long ago
55:36 <e|f> sad
55:44 <b1rd> Warm enough to have my top off
56:01 <Exo> that's what the australian taxpayers are funding
56:07 <e|f> lol
56:11 <b1rd> Is that pisstoph?
56:25 <Exo> yeh
56:32 <Exo> chris the piSsSsSS
56:38 <b1rd> Looks like a terrorist
56:47 <b1rd> Middle Eastern?
56:50 <e|f> can anyone understand what he's saying ?
56:54 * e|f certainly can't
57:02 <b1rd> Middle Eastern??
57:07 <Exo> stained black teeth
57:29 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyMNvuee8o&feature=youtu.be
57:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alphaedit2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Length: 2:46 - Category: People & Blogs - 303 views - 2 likes (33.3%), 4 dislikes (66.7%)
57:36 <e|f> in psychiatry they call that "word salad"
57:42 <b1rd> I hate middle eastern ppl
57:57 <e|f> his rhetoric
58:00 <e|f> totally incoherent
58:02 <e|f> ;/
58:18 <b1rd> What do you expect from drug use?
58:25 <Exo> he is a musician and one of austnets finest shufflers
58:48 <b1rd> That is debatable
59:15 <e|f> model citizen
59:16 <e|f> ;D
59:27 <b1rd> Yes by au standards
59:59 <Exo> produces the shittest music comparable to shadsams and kanye west
00:19 <b1rd> Ye
00:33 <e|f> should probably find a dentist who specialises in removing tar stains
00:45 <e|f> meh
00:51 * e|f goes back to eating lunch
01:34 <Exo> do you know how long he has to sit at the local train station with a hat on a ground to collect that type of funds
01:45 <flammable> Poor chris`
01:56 <flammable> What a fried egg.
02:24 <Exo> ehhhh brooo i lost mi wallet. can i borrow 2dollarhs to buy a ticket to get home
02:26 <b1rd> U do drugs thats what will happen
02:37 <e|f> no kidding
03:16 <e|f> no way back from that, even with therapeutic medication
03:18 <e|f> very sad
03:31 <b1rd> Youd be surprised
03:50 <Exo> well he did say all he needed was a woman in his life to give him motivation to get his life back on track
03:53 <b1rd> If u stop using.. M
04:05 <Exo> so if there are any single ladies out there willing to do so
04:09 <b1rd> Wont work
04:18 <e|f> irreversible brain damage
04:45 <b1rd> No
04:59 <b1rd> He could get better would take a decade.
05:06 <e|f> mm
05:12 <e|f> hope so for his sake
05:14 <b1rd> Of bein clean
05:24 <b1rd> Yea its highly unlikely
05:33 <Exo> $$$ rehab $$$
05:35 <e|f> he'd need some medical intervention
05:37 <e|f> ^
05:46 <b1rd> Ye
06:21 <e|f> from the video looks like a typical housing commission setup
06:26 <e|f> i've met people like that before
06:35 <b1rd> Yea
07:07 <b1rd> They r spastic before they start drugs
07:20 <b1rd> So not much to regain
07:22 <e|f> some of em, yea
07:29 <Exo> cut off them dole payments
07:36 <e|f> they don't end up there for no reason
07:43 <b1rd> The sad cases are intelligent ppl who destroy themselves
07:57 <e|f> yea
08:24 <e|f> some are just unlucky... took some drug at a party... dead or disabled
08:26 <e|f> very sad
09:10 <b1rd> Even pure uncontaminated drugs will do it
09:19 <e|f> yep
09:46 <b1rd> I dont believe in legalising drugs
09:58 <b1rd> They were often used by doctors.. But
10:10 <b1rd> Discontinued due to side effects
10:17 <b1rd> For good reason
10:22 <e|f> yep
10:33 <b1rd> Or addictive potential
10:52 <e|f> regulated
10:56 <e|f> studied
10:59 <e|f> etc etc
11:16 <b1rd> Ye very little legitimate use
11:24 <e|f> to take some drug you got off the street would take a strange kind of trust
11:27 <e|f> something i wouldn't do
11:33 <flammable> Oxy
11:34 <b1rd> Indeed
11:42 <flammable> Gets over prescribed a lot
12:39 <e|f> problem with prescription drugs are misuse, a lot of the time
12:48 <b1rd> Yea opiate drugs only have a place in traumatic injury and very close to death
12:52 <b1rd> Surgery
12:57 <b1rd> Thats it.
13:08 * e|f agrees
13:27 <e|f> you could go get a box of vodka and kill yourself with it
13:30 <e|f> all legal
13:48 <b1rd> Harder
13:53 <b1rd> To od on grog
13:58 <e|f> yea
14:00 <e|f> but possible
14:07 <b1rd> Much harder
14:37 <flammable> I heard b1rd smoked three marijuanas and tried to take a wheelie bin on a date ;)
14:45 <flammable> Marijuana: Not Even Once
15:21 <b1rd> Its still a strong drug
15:33 <b1rd> Wears off quicker
15:53 <b1rd> It should stay illegal
15:59 <e|f> they call it dope because one has to be a dope to do it
16:00 <e|f> ;D
16:04 <b1rd> Yes
16:28 <+Sutekh> b1rdddddddddddddddddddddd
16:39 <e|f> people who use marijuana usually have a lonely existence, in my experience, anyway
16:42 <b1rd> Sutekhhhh
17:00 <b1rd> Yea drugs r ghey
17:06 <b1rd> Grog too
17:09 <e|f> the bird is the word
17:10 <e|f> :O
17:13 <b1rd> Even tea
17:20 <Bonny> noooooooooooooooooooooooo not tea too
17:21 <b1rd> :)
17:23 * Sutekh offer e|f some grass.... for your lawn bud
17:27 <b1rd> Lol bonny
17:31 <e|f> thx ;D
17:47 <Bonny> I'm a drug addict cos I drink tea
17:54 <b1rd> Yup :p
17:57 <+Sutekh> Yep, caffiene
17:58 <e|f> fo sho
18:15 <Bonny> I guess we all need some kind of vice lol
18:28 <b1rd> Yea i like peanuts
18:39 <Bonny> oh they're addictive too
18:40 <e|f> Bonny would drink cup after cup. After a while, he forgot who he was.
18:43 <+Sutekh> im thirsty im thirsty, here is some water.. NO NO i want coffee... that was my sister
18:46 <e|f> "The truth about tea drinking."
18:47 <b1rd> And occasionally ice cream
18:49 <Bonny> she
18:57 <e|f> she then
19:03 <b1rd> lol
19:06 <Bonny> :P
19:11 <e|f> :O
19:46 <b1rd> Yea them tea drinkers r a menace to society
19:53 <e|f> yea
19:55 <e|f> fo sho
19:59 <Bonny> lol
20:12 * Sutekh offers Bonny some herbal tea
20:25 <Bonny> I drink it in a tall mug.. double the size of a coffee cup
20:34 <Bonny> nah pass on herbal tea ta
20:36 <e|f> hardcore
20:40 <+Sutekh> awww ;/
20:53 <Bonny> I drink dilmah tea
20:59 <e|f> living life on the edge
21:06 <Bonny> I think it's sri lankan
21:11 <Bonny> lol
21:16 <e|f> indian, me thinks
21:25 <b1rd> Had an argument with lumeah about the tea she drank
21:25 <Bonny> yeah could be
21:43 <Bonny> I'm so hardcore that I make a cuppa with a teapot bag not the jigglers
21:52 <b1rd> I said that tea is what 60 year old homosexul en drink lol
21:52 <e|f> you need to first cut the tea with a razor blade on a mirror
21:59 <e|f> that's the best way
21:59 <Bonny> lol
22:03 <e|f> before consumption
22:22 <b1rd> Lol oh no teapot
22:39 <Bonny> nup the teapot bag goes in my double mug..
24:12 <e|f> what about milk and sweetener
24:22 * HellFury pinches Bonnys double mug
24:25 <Bonny> I use full cream milk
24:32 <Bonny> lol
24:33 <e|f> i like it
24:36 <e|f> i like it a lot
24:40 <e|f> :O
24:46 <Bonny> yeah I love my milk too
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25:39 <BeanieBabie> fk off
25:41 <Bonny> the light milk has more sugar than the full cream
25:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o BeanieBabie
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25:54 <b1rd> Really?
25:57 <Bonny> yup
26:01 Nick: BeanieBabie is now known as HellFury
26:05 <Bonny> wb HellFury
26:08 <HellFury> ta
26:10 <e|f> i use goat milk
26:12 <e|f> and raw sugar
26:13 <HellFury> net keeps dying and coming back
26:16 <Bonny> cool
26:21 <Bonny> kick the net
26:23 <b1rd> Bonnys a bad influence tryin get me on the full fat milk lol
26:26 * e|f likes his tea too
26:27 <Bonny> lol
26:28 <HellFury> hes rebooted modem 4 times
26:31 <HellFury> and it keeps doing it
26:43 <Bonny> I have great connection at home
26:50 <HellFury> normally its stable
26:50 <b1rd> That loopy?
26:58 <b1rd> Oh
27:07 <Bonny> I'm not home atm
27:21 <Bonny> I have fibre at home and no disconnections
27:21 <b1rd> Breaker packetin?
27:32 <b1rd> Nice
27:52 <b1rd> Fibre is nice
27:56 <Bonny> yes it is
28:48 <e|f> ddos
28:51 <e|f> :O
28:52 <b1rd> I eatin bananas
29:01 <HellFury> or its my network card
29:08 <HellFury> coz his pc isn't dropping out
29:10 <HellFury> just mine
29:13 <Bonny> hmmm ok
29:14 <lx> ...ah huh...
29:24 <b1rd> The supermarket had huge bananas i felt intimidated by them
29:24 <HellFury> i replaced it 6 months ago
29:34 <e|f> lol
29:36 <HellFury> so dunno why its playing up
29:39 <b1rd> A woman said theyre huuuge arent they
29:46 <b1rd> I agreed sheepishly
29:51 <HellFury> yeah bigger than your weener
29:56 <Bonny> lol
29:57 <b1rd> Yep
30:08 <e|f> bigger is better
30:12 <HellFury> so car problems and pc problems
30:13 <HellFury> what next
30:23 <HellFury> wait i said that last night and my car kept stalling
30:24 <e|f> bad things happen in 3s
30:25 <b1rd> I took bananas same size as mine in solidarity with my penis
30:28 <e|f> so one more thing to come
30:44 <HellFury> its 32 outside and inside here its 34
30:49 Part: Taco ([email protected]) from #sydney
30:50 <b1rd> Yay
31:07 <b1rd> Cant wait to have that daily hot weather
31:08 <HellFury> with lumeahs period blood all over your legs
31:13 <b1rd> Lol
31:18 <b1rd> Sry :p
31:23 <HellFury> gross boy
31:27 <Bonny> yuk
31:29 <e|f> ewk
31:29 <b1rd> That was cruel
31:32 <Bonny> that's gross
31:36 <e|f> glad i've finished lunch already
31:37 <b1rd> Ye
31:39 <e|f> thx for that
31:40 <e|f> ^_^
31:51 <Bonny> yuk
31:52 <b1rd> Hehe
32:00 <Bonny> I'm going to puke now
32:06 <e|f> k
32:12 <b1rd> Im an animal
32:38 <HellFury> furry bush chipmunk
32:46 <b1rd> Lol
33:44 <HellFury> !ttop10
33:46 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(957) 2. e|f(747) 3. b1rd(698) 4. Exo(637) 5. chris`(208) 6. Dazzo1(197) 7. Bonny(151) 8. Devil45(141) 9. SkyFire(94) 10. flammable(85)
33:49 * HellFury bows
33:51 <b1rd> She could sense i was just rootin her for a laugh
33:59 <e|f> i've moved up two spots
34:00 <b1rd> I felt slightly bad
34:05 * e|f has keen observational skills
34:11 * HellFury bows and moons b1rd (_o_)
34:16 <b1rd> Lol
34:49 <b1rd> Sympathy sex
35:01 <HellFury> yeah coz no one wants to root her
35:08 <b1rd> Ye lol
36:06 <e|f> so that's why you were speeding up the freeway
36:13 <e|f> trying to find a shower double-quick
36:16 <e|f> from the period blood
36:24 <b1rd> Lololol
36:29 <b1rd> Ye
36:33 <Bonny> my blood is blue
36:52 <b1rd> Really
36:58 <Bonny> yup
37:01 <b1rd> Cool
37:30 <e|f> very good
37:45 <b1rd> Wats that mean if blue
37:55 <e|f> snob value
38:02 <b1rd> Oh
38:05 <e|f> yea
38:08 <e|f> true stories
38:13 <b1rd> Lol
38:28 <b1rd> My blood smells strong
38:28 <Bonny> lol
38:56 <Bonny> I get blood test every 6 months
39:02 <b1rd> And clots quickly now
39:06 <e|f> to see if it's still blue ?
39:12 <Bonny> is your blood thick, b1rd?
39:17 <b1rd> Na
39:26 <Bonny> that's ok then
39:43 <b1rd> Just if i get a cut it doesnt bleed much
40:07 <e|f> the opposite of haemophilia
40:12 <Bonny> for nutrients, e|f.. I take supplements to balance my nutrients
40:30 <e|f> ok
40:36 <e|f> better to be safe than sorry
40:40 <Bonny> yeah
41:00 <e|f> switch to green tea
41:01 <e|f> ;D
41:05 <Bonny> I'm quite healthy cos I look after myself..
41:11 <Bonny> I occassionally have green tea too
41:12 <Bonny> lol
41:19 <e|f> :)
41:21 <Bonny> with lemon
41:25 <b1rd> Ye green tea is healthy
41:34 <Bonny> it's good for antioxidants
41:35 <b1rd> Yum
41:40 <e|f> adding milk to tea reduces the anti-oxidant quality of the tea
41:41 <e|f> yea
41:56 <Bonny> yeah I don't use milk in green tea
42:00 <e|f> yep
44:20 <b1rd> Sun is so nice on my legs
44:33 <Bonny> ahh a sun worshipper
44:42 <b1rd> Ye
44:48 <Bonny> what about the 3rd leg? does it get much sun?
45:00 <b1rd> I should give it some
45:03 <Bonny> yes
45:11 <b1rd> Only a few dirt bike riders
45:12 <b1rd> Ok
45:32 <b1rd> Ill strip off
45:36 <Bonny> lol
45:40 <e|f> :O
46:04 <b1rd> Yea it might make it bigger can only hope
46:14 <Bonny> contour tanning
46:26 <b1rd> Wat that
46:38 <Bonny> different shades to change the appearance
46:47 <b1rd> Ah ic
47:40 <Bonny> so you could make it appear big
47:58 <b1rd> Thats a good idea i like it
48:02 <Bonny> )
48:06 <Bonny> :)
48:11 <b1rd> :)
50:22 <Bonny> now that killed the convo lol
50:37 <b1rd> :p
51:41 <e|f> everybody busy taking notes
51:45 <Bonny> lol
54:58 <b1rd> Think got busted wankin friday arvo
55:22 <Bonny> that's the charming part of it..
55:34 <b1rd> Well lol
55:41 <b1rd> I arrived parked
55:43 <Bonny> that would be the best wank risking getting caught
56:09 <b1rd> Ye wasnt really intentional lol
56:29 <b1rd> But was lotta ppl ridin pushbikes walkin etc
56:52 <b1rd> Shoulda went further into the wildernesses but was horny
57:36 <b1rd> All good now
57:45 <e|f> those kids who were riding their bikes - scarred for life
57:47 <e|f> wtg
58:02 <b1rd> Lol oops
58:17 <b1rd> Well its the bush wat u expect
58:20 <Bonny> lol
58:37 <Bonny> I would have thought you'd like it wax lol
58:43 <Bonny> waxed*
58:59 <b1rd> Yea i needa shave pretty bad
59:07 <b1rd> Lol lil hair is ok
59:28 <Bonny> not everyone would agree with you there
59:34 <Bonny> but I do agree it's just hair
59:40 <b1rd> Long as they dont fall out when ur like
00:15 <HellFury> waxed bush on waxed bush off
00:16 <b1rd> Yea a lil patch
00:22 <Bonny> lol
00:24 <Bonny> HellFury
00:25 <Bonny> lol
00:26 <b1rd> LOL
00:46 <b1rd> ok i gotta shave my pubes theyre out of control
00:57 <Bonny> I've been enjoying this troll free chat
01:03 <b1rd> Gettin sun on one ball and half shaft
01:03 <HellFury> do poomeahs too
01:13 <HellFury> i mean
01:15 <b1rd> Ye its good isnt it
01:18 <Bonny> yup
01:25 <Bonny> that's how it should be
01:34 <b1rd> Yupp
01:35 <HellFury> !settings
01:36 <HellFury> oops
01:42 <HellFury> wrong chan
01:49 <Bonny> HellFury has lost her mind lol
01:58 <HellFury> or just tired
02:04 <Bonny> always tired..
02:05 <Bonny> lol
02:06 <HellFury> running on around 3 hrs sleep
02:15 <HellFury> i slept at 6 am and woke up 9
02:20 <HellFury> was stressing out about the car
02:22 <Bonny> I'm babysitting my dad atm.. can't wait to go home
02:23 <b1rd> Serious
02:26 <HellFury> and the car parts
02:39 <HellFury> i was listening to him start and stall the car at 6 am
02:40 <Bonny> yeah he has alzheimers, b1rd
02:47 <b1rd> Oh shit
02:50 <HellFury> trying to work out what the problem is
02:57 <HellFury> yep is he behaving
02:58 <Bonny> he has be watched as he could end up burning the place down
03:14 <Bonny> nup.. he is a diabetic and eating all the sweets
03:15 <b1rd> :(
03:21 <HellFury> ffs
03:26 <Bonny> doesn't listen
03:27 <HellFury> and you can't hide em
03:42 <Bonny> he has a piece and says that's all I had and I'm like and the rest?
03:53 <HellFury> at least you get to be around fur ball
03:57 <b1rd> Lol
04:02 <HellFury> fat Prince that is
04:10 <Bonny> yes my charming prince
04:12 <b1rd> Serious tho for diabetics
04:19 <Bonny> he saw me coming and ran up to me
04:22 <HellFury> awwwww
04:31 <HellFury> misses his fur mum
04:35 <Bonny> he misses me
04:38 <Bonny> yeah
04:40 <HellFury> bloody orange monster slept on my back at 5 am
04:47 <HellFury> i had to reach back and move her onto pats back
04:52 <Bonny> so I try and spend time with him each time I come for a visit
04:54 <HellFury> he moved her onto my leg
04:56 <b1rd> lol orange monster
05:01 <HellFury> so i moved her back to onto his butt
05:03 <HellFury> and he cut a fart
05:06 <HellFury> she got off th bed
05:12 <Bonny> lol
05:15 <HellFury> im like that worked
05:32 <Bonny> just get a whoopie cushion but then you guys don't really need it
05:43 <b1rd> lol
05:47 <HellFury> hahaha
05:48 <HellFury> nah
05:51 <HellFury> my farts and his work
05:52 <Bonny> knew it
06:00 <HellFury> she just blinks at us when we fart at her
06:10 <HellFury> i dunno how this cat survives but she will wedge in
06:11 <Bonny> does she fart back?
06:19 <HellFury> just once
06:22 <Bonny> lol
06:23 <HellFury> smelled bad like fish
06:32 <HellFury> but she cops them full on in the face
06:34 <HellFury> and just grins
06:36 <Bonny> brb
06:37 <lx>  Bye for now Bonny...
06:50 <b1rd> lol
07:32 <Bonny> back
07:38 <b1rd> Brb shavin pubes
07:39 <lx>  ciao for now b1rd...
07:46 <HellFury> brb shaving legs
07:46 <lx>  The channel will be quiet without you HellFury...
07:50 <HellFury> jokes
07:53 <HellFury> did that last night
07:55 <Bonny> just wondered where my dad was as he wondered outside.. he is watering the vegie garden
08:08 <HellFury> keeps him occupied
08:11 <Bonny> yup
08:19 <Bonny> he gets bored which is understandable
10:13 <b1rd> Lol big saggy old mens balls
10:13 <Bonny> I took him out for coffee
10:18 <Bonny> yuk
10:23 <b1rd> Much better now tho
10:34 <Bonny> cool
10:41 <Bonny> a couple of days and you'll itch
10:45 <b1rd> Ye
10:47 <HellFury> lol
10:52 <HellFury> cock itch
10:56 <Bonny> lol
11:10 <b1rd> Had to be done was hair up the shaft
11:20 <HellFury> just wank it off
11:21 <HellFury> :p
11:24 <b1rd> lol
11:25 <HellFury> or use itching cream
11:28 <b1rd> Oh aw car
11:45 <b1rd> That was close
11:55 <Bonny> do HellFury.. what's wrong with your car?
12:04 <Bonny> so*
12:34 <HellFury> brake booster hose has 2 cracks in it
12:41 <HellFury> and my big fan died
12:44 <Bonny> how the fuck did that happen?
12:47 <HellFury> no clue
12:58 <HellFury> but the car kept stalling last night when we were near ipswitch
12:59 <Bonny> I thought it was all good and you did rwc etc
13:03 <HellFury> and we had to limp it back
13:07 <Bonny> eeks
13:11 <HellFury> pat said 15 yr old car so parts break
13:16 <Bonny> k
13:23 <b1rd> Yes
13:25 <HellFury> hes replaced the engine speed sensor
13:30 <HellFury> spark plugs
13:33 <Bonny> I have a 13 year old car and no problems..
13:35 <b1rd> Thats a good age
13:46 <Bonny> just needs new tires atm
13:56 <HellFury> oil and a few other things under the hood
14:03 <Bonny> that's bad
14:13 <b1rd> Got about 15 years from my last car
14:18 <HellFury> so nows replace the hose and fan
14:24 <HellFury> its
14:29 <Bonny> yeah I'm hoping to buy a new car soon
14:39 <Bonny> hose isn't expensive
14:48 <b1rd> After 15 years yep stuff will break
14:50 <HellFury> small peice of rubber
14:54 <Bonny> true
14:56 <HellFury> however the fan we looked at brand new
15:02 <Bonny> how much?
15:06 <HellFury> 49 dollars
15:12 <HellFury> plus shipping
15:13 <Bonny> that's no expensive
15:15 <Bonny> not*
15:19 <HellFury> yeh but its coming from UK
15:23 <Bonny> shipping would be the killer
15:29 <HellFury> so its shipping n handling on top
15:31 <HellFury> over 110
15:36 <b1rd> Ahh ye
15:40 <HellFury> cars still drivable
15:44 <Bonny> the shipping and handling cost more than the part itself
15:58 <HellFury> i just am going short distances with the kids
16:03 <Bonny> k
16:03 <b1rd> Coz big
16:18 <Bonny> I thought bora was german not uk?
16:25 <HellFury> yah it is
16:36 <HellFury> but the place hes looking to get it is in the UK
16:38 <b1rd> Ye they make parts all over eu now
16:42 <b1rd> For em
16:43 <Bonny> ahh ok
16:45 <Bonny> cool
16:55 <Bonny> my current car is a hyundai accent
17:04 <b1rd> Theyre a good car
17:10 <HellFury> his dad wants to buy my car lol
17:12 <HellFury> i said no
17:16 <Bonny> I bought it brand new and hardly had any issues with it
17:19 <HellFury> hes still asking
17:33 <Bonny> I might get a hyundai i30
17:49 <b1rd> They good too
17:53 <Bonny> yup
18:04 <HellFury> i dunno im thinking another VW
18:09 <HellFury> this one drives good
18:11 <b1rd> Sorta like a corolla go forever
18:19 <Bonny> with my current car all I have changed is battery, clutch and now tires
18:19 <b1rd> Simple bulletproof design
18:28 <Bonny> yup
18:43 <Bonny> that's not bad for over 13 years
19:00 <Bonny> it's just normal wear and tear
19:01 <b1rd> Definitely
19:12 <b1rd> Clutch does wear
19:17 <Bonny> yup
19:21 <HellFury> i'll sort the fan and hose out
19:26 <HellFury> then change the tires
19:36 <Bonny> only replaced it recently.. lasted 13 years
19:41 <HellFury> and they expect us to go to PNG in Jan
19:46 <Bonny> lol
19:48 <HellFury> not happening now
20:44 * HellFury bitch slaps Exo with a greasy wing wang and says smell the cheese Exo
20:52 <Bonny> yuk
21:02 * Bonny gets a bucket and vomits
21:05 <HellFury> :P
21:06 <HellFury> haha
26:42 <b1rd> Blowfly out! Yay
36:50 <b1rd> Ok cook lunch
40:03 <e|f> hello again
40:09 * e|f has been doing more gardening
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40:48 * HellFury sits with a 1 ltre water iced bottle
42:36 <e|f> hmm ok
42:36 <lx> ...ah huh...
42:44 <e|f> so there was talk about cars
42:47 <e|f> that i missed
42:50 <e|f> well
43:14 <e|f> my car - when i went to buy a new car i first asked my mechanic "which car can i get that won't break?"
43:20 <e|f> he said "mazda or toyota"
43:23 <e|f> so i got a mazda
43:31 <e|f> and four years on, no problems with it
43:42 <e|f> had to get new battery, tyres... that's it
43:50 <e|f> maybe brakes and clutch later on
48:07 <b1rd> Yea mines four years old. Ive changed oil n oil filter. Airfilter.
48:20 <b1rd> Fuel filter.
48:35 <b1rd> Maintainance
48:44 <b1rd> Tires nothing else yet
48:47 <e|f> yep
48:50 <e|f> machines
50:30 <b1rd> Old car coilpacks battery spark plugs oil filters
50:35 <b1rd> Thats it
50:54 <b1rd> Sold it at 265,000km
50:59 <HellFury> hes changed all of those
51:14 <b1rd> Diesel no need
51:20 <b1rd> So good.
51:38 <b1rd> Cbf workin on cars lol
52:19 <b1rd> I might buy a cb radio and troll it
52:42 <b1rd> Hang shit on truck drivers etc
53:16 <HellFury> lol
53:31 <HellFury> Pat put a bottle in the bin next to me and i almost pissed myself in fright
53:53 <b1rd> Lol
54:11 <b1rd> Jees
54:19 <HellFury> watching a tv show and some woman got shot
54:26 <HellFury> just as he put the bottle in bin
54:32 <HellFury> i jumped n scared the cat
54:35 <b1rd> Acdc lead singer his son bashed to death
54:44 <b1rd> Ye?
54:51 <b1rd> Ahh thatll do it
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57:49 Mode: (by Exo) +v couleurs
57:53 * Exo runs around the room nekkid
59:03 * HellFury covers her innocent eyes
59:25 <couleurs> aye caramba
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01:46 Mode: (by Exo) +v [[[[[pong]]]]]
01:53 <Exo> good afternoon ross the toss
02:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii. Exo
02:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Can u get jimmy to cam with pong
02:58 <Exo> how are you augustus gloop
03:32 * HellFury snaps a gold glittery Gstring with 20 dollars in 5 cent coins stuck to it with gum and flicks it at [[[[[pong]]]]] and winces when it hits them in the head..
03:35 <HellFury> !ttop10
03:36 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(1468) 2. b1rd(1084) 3. e|f(915) 4. Exo(653) 5. Bonny(628) 6. chris`(208) 7. Dazzo1(197) 8. Devil45(141) 9. SkyFire(94) 10. flammable(85)
03:39 <HellFury> eep
04:11 <Exo> waaaaaaa
04:25 <Exo> your number 1 on the hit list now
04:40 <Exo> jim dont like pong cause pong teel many lies
05:00 <HellFury> haha
05:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
05:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Name 1 lie
05:34 <Exo> pong teel people jim can't do pottery
05:42 <Exo> but he have prove it many time
06:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong never seen pic
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38:43 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/im-addicted-to-masturbating-at-work/news-story/4242183ae06ff490a02603649516174b
44:12 <e|f> a common problem
45:12 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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32:42 <dazzo1> hi
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09:28 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.105.134) Client exited
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55:13 Mode: (by HellFury) +v ^bozoJim
56:48 <b1rd> Any females online pm me for some male company lol
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02:03 <HellFury> bbl
02:03 <lx>  That was a quick visit HellFury...
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05:40 <dazzo1> hi
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07:48 <dazzo1> Gday
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13:07 <b1rd> Hi
13:26 <b1rd> Put ur sis or mum on ta
16:18 * Sutekh slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
16:45 <b1rd> Hi
16:53 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim around a bit with a large trout
16:56 <Exo> well well well
16:56 <+Sutekh> Hi Bob
17:21 <Exo> if it isnt my protege boozoo
17:34 <+Sutekh> Exooooooooooooooo
17:56 <Exo> Sutekkkkkkkkkhh
18:23 <+Sutekh> soon the muppet shows starts
19:31 <Exo> yep not too long now
20:32 <+Sutekh> I like the X rated puppets, with a long slong
20:55 <+Sutekh> Kermits dick was too small
21:01 <Exo> https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/bizarre-penis-trend-experts-worried-050243286.html
21:07 <+Sutekh> haha
21:11 <Exo> haha
21:34 <Exo> Penis fillers are used to increase the girth of the penis and involve injecting hyaluronic acid, or other liquids, into the soft tissue under the skin of the shaft.
22:12 <+Sutekh> ouch
22:25 <Exo> jim needs to be careful
22:54 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
23:06 <Exo> loooooool @ bozojim
23:09 <Exo> welcome
23:15 <Exo> nice to see u this evening
23:18 * ^bozoJim slaps Exo back to the ice age
23:18 <+Sutekh> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/urgent-warning-issued-over-popular-and-widely-available-male-sexual-aid-pills-big-penis-usa/news-story/bf9e218bc8c7a08f6b47c576cbbcea4c
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23:27 <^bozoJim> nice to see you too
23:35 <^bozoJim> what is going on, three nights in a row
23:49 <b1rd> Im too horny dont need em
24:06 <Exo> haha yeh i linked that the other day
24:10 <+Sutekh> eat the pills b1rdy
24:14 <+Sutekh> ohh
24:17 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
24:17 <b1rd> Na
24:22 <Exo> linked for skyfire
24:23 <+Sutekh> Hey Jimbo
24:32 <^bozoJim> he woulf need them
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24:39 <^bozoJim> hello Jen hugs
24:40 <+Sutekh> ahh skyfire
24:42 Mode: (by Exo) +v anotherirc3r
24:46 <+Sutekh> anotherirc3r :D
24:48 <Exo> good evening jennie
25:00 <anotherirc3r> Sutekh!
25:02 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLVDaGaz9tg
25:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHRIS THE BONGHEAD (Sep 19, 2017) Length: 7:28 - Category: Music - 166 views - 1 likes (20%), 4 dislikes (80%)
25:06 <anotherirc3r> heya Exo
25:07 <Exo> good to see u this evening
25:13 <anotherirc3r> umm.. thanks for sharing?
25:34 <breaker> Exo
25:50 * ^bozoJim tells Exo that if he is not careful tangles my friend is in victoria this week and if you dont watch it you will be sorted out
26:14 <Exo> yo breaker
26:18 <+Sutekh> 80% dislike wtf
26:25 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
26:26 <Exo> yeh
26:26 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(1474) 2. b1rd(1110) 3. e|f(918) 4. Exo(784) 5. Bonny(628) 6. chris`(208) 7. Dazzo1(199) 8. Devil45(141) 9. Sutekh(101) 10. SkyFire(94)
26:30 <Exo> had 3 dislikes yesterday
26:35 <+Sutekh> haha
26:35 <anotherirc3r> lol
26:44 <flammable> I disliked it
26:49 <+Sutekh> i think professional jealousy hey
26:56 <^bozoJim> this is not good at all I am not even on the board yet
26:59 <Exo> its a tutorial on how to use a bong
27:00 <breaker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyMNvuee8o
27:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alphaedit2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Length: 2:46 - Category: People & Blogs - 303 views - 2 likes (33.3%), 4 dislikes (66.7%)
27:07 <Exo> not that jim needs any tutorials on it
27:07 <Exo> haha
27:14 <+Sutekh> rolling on the floor laughing
27:26 <flammable> ^bozoJim even i am ahead of you
27:28 <^bozoJim> I am not into bongs unless it is a bongo drum
27:36 <^bozoJim> good evening flammable
27:42 <anotherirc3r> heya Jim *hugs*
27:46 <^bozoJim> yes you are and that is ok
27:50 <Exo> he keeps mentioning jimmy in the video and in the description TICK IS 100% BOOMERANG JIMMY
27:53 <Exo> is he referring to you bozo
28:00 <breaker> LOLOO
28:09 <anotherirc3r> he's a worry
28:16 <^bozoJim> as far as I know he is not but I guess when his brain is fried he has no idea
28:39 <+Sutekh> hmm fried chicken
28:40 <lx> ...ah huh...
28:51 <breaker> "im not a fGuKn junkie alwirght but i juSTsT had a bont alwreigth fUkgKn"
29:08 * Sutekh slaps breaker around a bit with a large trout
29:24 <flammable> Good evening jim :)
29:26 <Exo> haha pretty difficult to make out what his saying
29:47 <+Sutekh> i wonder how his cat is
29:53 <^bozoJim> I thought with you and your happy hour ability would be the first one to work it out Exo
30:15 <Peel> anotherirc3r loves breaker
30:41 <^bozoJim> but that is ok Exo we all know you were ther guy in the how to speak australian youtube
30:43 <anotherirc3r> i do?
30:53 <anotherirc3r> hell, i didn't know that. thanks for telling me Peel
31:37 <Exo> what are u trippin on boomerang jimmy
31:42 <^bozoJim> nothing
31:56 <^bozoJim> I had a good day, well it was a good day til you appeard on here
32:02 * Exo takes the bong off ^bozoJim
32:15 <^bozoJim> I dont have a bong
32:26 <Exo> yes it was a good day and now its a magnificent day since i appeared
32:39 <flammable> Pass it over, jimmy :)
32:40 * ^bozoJim prepared Exos dirt nap bed again for I think he will soon be in it
32:57 <+Sutekh> Exo is the most respected chatter on Austnet
33:00 <Exo> teach us what u learnt at woodstock 69
33:24 <Exo> loool that is true Sutekh
33:59 * Exo sits in ^bozoJims model chatters chair naked
34:40 <anotherirc3r> haha
34:46 <^bozoJim> yes he is the most respected chatter on austnet as it is his pole and only he votes
34:55 <flammable> Hi anotherirc3r
35:05 <flammable> And Exo
35:11 <+Sutekh> wtf, thats a bit harsh Jim
35:12 <flammable> And Sutekh
35:15 <Exo> howdy flammable :-D
35:22 <+Sutekh> heya flammable :D
35:33 * Exo  gives flammable a can of refreshing   7°Up  
35:45 <flammable> Thanks but I am off sugar!
35:54 <anotherirc3r> heya flammable
35:56 <flammable> Ill take a cold water
35:58 <anotherirc3r> you are?
36:02 <anotherirc3r> even sweetener?
36:09 * ^bozoJim gives Exo a upper cut to the jaw, knocking him out and puts ihim in his dirt nap bed to recover
36:09 * Exo hands flammable a refreshing cold water
36:18 <flammable> Well. I dont know much about that stuff
36:20 * Peel farts on hellfury
36:24 <flammable> I assume I'm off sugar
36:37 <flammable> Its working, im healthier than before
36:51 <Exo> what about alcohol
36:52 <^bozoJim> great flammable
36:56 <+Sutekh> she aint here Orange Peel
37:00 <anotherirc3r> good on you
37:01 <flammable> That too, Exo
37:03 <anotherirc3r> i don't think i could
37:16 <Peel> where is hellfury?
37:18 <flammable> I dont mix well with alcohol
37:32 <^bozoJim> Exo is still on it he can now only drink at home as a part of his curfew he cannot go to happy hour
37:42 <^bozoJim> in case he gets in front of trams again
37:58 <flammable> Im sure you could anotherirc3r, you just have to give it a go! I feel a lot better having done it
38:32 <Exo> ive done it before for like a year
38:35 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
38:37 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(1474) 2. b1rd(1110) 3. Exo(925) 4. e|f(918) 5. Bonny(628) 6. ^bozojim(297) 7. chris`(208) 8. Dazzo1(199) 9. flammable(170) 10. Sutekh(153)
38:39 <Exo> cut off all soft drinks coffee etc
38:43 <anotherirc3r> i'd become very angry
38:47 <Exo> very good for the health
38:56 <Exo> gotta overcome them cravings though
39:10 <^bozoJim> wow nice I am on the list now all I have to do is get myself into gear and get ahead of Exo so I do not ge tthe crow bar again
39:39 <^bozoJim> and I am now in front of flammable
39:59 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/im-addicted-to-masturbating-at-work/news-story/4242183ae06ff490a02603649516174b
40:03 <+Sutekh> damn Jim and his nightly intellectual chat
40:05 <Exo> so thats what u do at the mens shed jimmy
40:24 <^bozoJim> far from it
40:45 <+Sutekh> haha
40:51 <+Sutekh> EXPOSED
41:01 <^bozoJim> I have the long shed shift tomorrow from 8.30am tol 9pm with a 90 min break all day
41:02 <anotherirc3r> nah. i'll stick to exercising so i can still eat junk
41:10 <flammable> Sutekh: literally
41:28 <flammable> Are you pretty fit anotherirc3r?
42:11 <^bozoJim> I hope to withing 2 weeks be painting my first canvas
42:16 <anotherirc3r> i wish!
42:43 <Exo> portion control
42:57 * ^bozoJim thought about doing a portrait of Exo but then thought if I tried even the canvas would tear
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43:12 <Exo> did u want to paint me nude
43:26 <^bozoJim> no thanks
44:16 * ^bozoJim just needs to paint a brown paper bag as that is what you told me you have to wear out and about to stop people scareaming the elephant man looks lovely compared to you
44:24 <+Sutekh> need a berry berry long canvas to fit in Exo's penis
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44:53 <Exo> yes indeed
44:55 <^bozoJim> I do not think even a single hair could go fine enough to paint it
45:05 <Exo> they call me the elephant man not for the reason u think jimmy
45:07 <+Sutekh> haha
45:14 * Exo turkey slaps ^bozoJim
45:30 <anotherirc3r> are you giving up 'added sugar' only flammable?
45:31 <flammable> Ohh fuck. Neighbour has pot. Offered me some. I think I want it. I told them no though
45:45 <anotherirc3r> it'd be very difficult to stop having sugar entirely
45:47 <flammable> I just look at the label to see how much sugar is in stuff, anotherirc3r
45:52 <anotherirc3r> ahhh, yep
45:53 <^bozoJim> I know as your two cans with string did not allow you long calls so you use to go to the zoo, see Elle the elephant and grab is snout and make trunk cals
45:58 <flammable> It is, everything i like has sugar :(
46:09 <flammable> Even yoghurt
46:21 <Exo> once your committed it's not that difficult
46:25 <^bozoJim> I make sugar free yogurt
46:47 <Exo> that's easy
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47:19 * Exo slaps StupidOP around a bit with a large trout
47:42 <anotherirc3r> i couldn't not have yoghurt
47:48 <^bozoJim> tomorrow down teh shed I will put hinges on my paints box and cut it
47:49 <anotherirc3r> but i have the yoghurt with sweetener
48:08 <^bozoJim> and work ona stretcher frams
48:11 <^bozoJim> frame
48:14 <anotherirc3r> i'm just having a sugarfree solo now
48:30 <Exo> have coffee with almond milk
48:51 <^bozoJim> and think Exo is you came down here you could see me working on all the equipment as I made you a nice travel box
49:16 <anotherirc3r> that's kind of you Jim
49:19 * Exo has told ^bozoJim not to put his bucket in the hall way as someone might kick it
49:23 <^bozoJim> yes it is
49:55 <^bozoJim> yes you did Exo and as I know where it is I will not kick it
50:46 <^bozoJim> and I have got one in the shed so if someone comes down and is not looking they will kick it and then the travel box will come into play
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51:37 <^bozoJim> or my friend tangels will get him and make sure he kicks the bucket
51:54 <Exo> ok whatever u say skyfire
51:56 <Exo> i mean bozojim
52:03 <^bozoJim> lol
53:13 <^bozoJim> by the way Exo you ha ve gone quiet on your gng style people looking for me
53:28 <^bozoJim> have you been kicked out of all of them or not paid the fees to rub me out
56:28 <flammable> What car is good and cheap
56:34 <flammable> I am thinking of getting one
57:11 <Exo> toyota corolla
57:15 <breaker> Do not bother
57:17 <flammable> I cant afford much maybe $4000... :/
57:23 <breaker> cheap = bombs
57:54 <Exo> yeh pretty much but just gotta make the most of it
57:58 <breaker> for 4k youd get something thatr is just about on his last legs and ready to blow a gasket
58:15 <^bozoJim> I am sure Exo could get you one, he will send the boyz around to accept one
58:47 <Exo> can u drive manual
59:18 <couleurs> buy b1rd's house for $4k
59:30 <anotherirc3r> hopefully you live in the western suburbs flammable or are willing to go there
59:37 <anotherirc3r> cars are cheaper there for some reason
00:29 <flammable> Would this be good? https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mill-park/cars-vans-utes/2000-toyota-corolla-ae112r-ascent-seca-white-5-speed-manual-liftback/1199121442
01:19 <flammable> It's only two stops away on the train too
01:49 <anotherirc3r> you can get cheaper cars that are manual so that's helpful
03:08 <couleurs> looks pretty good 4 $3k
03:21 <Exo> https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/maidstone/cars-vans-utes/2002-toyota-corolla-sedan/1199637972
03:25 <breaker> if thats the kind of car you want to be seen in.. yeah thats's a good deal and the clock is low so thats a bonus
03:46 <Exo> rego roadworthy and a year warranty
04:09 <anotherirc3r> wonder how long rego is
04:21 <flammable> That is nice. Probably a little too much for me
04:28 <flammable> I think I'm going to ask about the white one
04:44 <anotherirc3r> Toyota is a good brand
04:55 <couleurs> i'm a good brad
05:03 <anotherirc3r> r not
05:47 <breaker> Toyota is relieable.. you can drown it and still be working for another 30 years
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06:09 <anotherirc3r> exactly
06:19 <flammable> Okay
06:45 <flammable> I had a Prado a while ago that was a good car. Huge though.
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11:08 <Peel> jim is horny for anotherirc3r
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11:52 <flammable> ^bozoJim? Is this true?
12:01 <flammable> I'll do a b1rd:
12:04 <flammable> Speak up son
12:05 <anotherirc3r> you need better taste Jim
12:06 <anotherirc3r> HAHA
12:17 <anotherirc3r> you're way better at impersonations than i am flammable
12:25 <flammable> anotherirc3r kid
12:47 <flammable> ;)
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15:12 <anotherirc3r> has he gone to bed already?
15:21 <^bozoJim> I am here
15:54 * flammable hugs jimmy
15:55 <^bozoJim> I was doing an order I had to do
16:04 * ^bozoJim hugs flammable
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17:05 <^bozoJim> tomorrow being the shed long day I will try to make up a frame for a canvas
17:14 <^bozoJim> and then I can stretch it and prepare it
18:02 * ^bozoJim thinks he has scared Exo away with the threat of his dirt nap
19:10 <^bozoJim> and whereas he gets just sdaisies as he says I will be pushing them soon I have a nice colourful variety of annuals to plant when he becomes the one pushing them which may not be too far away the rate he is going
21:16 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
21:19 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(1474) 2. b1rd(1110) 3. Exo(1060) 4. e|f(918) 5. ^bozojim(741) 6. Bonny(628) 7. flammable(305) 8. chris`(208) 9. Dazzo1(199) 10. Sutekh(174)
21:45 <^bozoJim> that is looking good and I am withing striking range of getting past Exo
22:57 * ^bozoJim while Exo is out of the model chatters cahir which I no longer use as I have the angels corner chair with my irc wife I go and clean teh model chatters chair after he spoiled it
25:40 * ^bozoJim whuile I am vleaning I add the ACME Exo ejector to tne model chatters chair so when an Exo gets in it and it detects him, the chair automatically when he least expects it ejects him up and then allows gravity to bring him back to the ground without a parachute
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42:45 <Cath^> hi hi
42:54 <anotherirc3r> heya Cath
43:02 <Cath^> Hey Jen
43:23 <anotherirc3r> how's you?
43:49 <Cath^> good here you?
44:03 <anotherirc3r> pretty good thanks!
44:10 <anotherirc3r> yay for Tuesday day off
44:16 <couleurs> hi Cath^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
44:23 <Cath^> yay!
44:26 <Cath^> hi couleurs
44:56 <couleurs> c u @ da rayses
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45:40 <anotherirc3r> nofanks
45:49 <^bozoJim> hello Cath^_
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49:47 <Cath^> hi Jim
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52:40 Mode: (by Exo) +v Cath^
52:44 <Exo> Catttthay
52:50 <Exo> what a delicious suprise
52:58 * Exo slides and sits next to Cath^
54:03 <^bozoJim> oh no Exo is back
54:23 <Cath^> hi there Exo
54:24 * ^bozoJim gets the Exo whammer out and sneaks up behind Exo and hits it with him til he is out cold
54:29 <Exo> yep went for my daily walk wit the dog
54:47 * Cath^ looks at Exo's whammer
54:52 * Exo hands Cath^ a mojito
55:02 <anotherirc3r> awww.. photos of dog!?
55:03 <Cath^> yum..thank you
55:03 <^bozoJim> is that because you are too scared to go out on your owna s so many have contracts out against you
55:09 <Exo> sorry jim i dont let dudes touch the exo whammer
55:16 <Cath^> lol
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56:00 * ^bozoJim cracks his knuckles in practice for when he puts Exo in his dirt nap again
56:38 <^bozoJim> you see Exo what I am going to do will hurt me a lot more than it will hurt you as i have never wanted to do this, but you have gone too far now and deserve it
57:04 <Cath^> o.p
57:23 <Cath^> !ttop10
57:25 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(1474) 2. b1rd(1110) 3. Exo(1097) 4. ^bozojim(948) 5. e|f(918) 6. Bonny(628) 7. flammable(305) 8. chris`(208) 9. Dazzo1(199) 10. anotherirc3r(184)
57:31 * ^bozoJim gets the long Exo pole and shoves it down Exos throat so it sits up prour
57:33 <^bozoJim> proud
58:00 <^bozoJim> look at that I am a mere one hunmdred and fifty words behind Exo and that will not take long at all to catch
58:10 * Cath^ stares at Exo's long pole
58:18 <anotherirc3r> not for you it won't lol
58:26 * ^bozoJim gets to and types up Exos certificate of attemtping
58:52 <^bozoJim> it is ok people as Exo is not in pain as he does not feel pain
59:00 <Exo> anotherirc3r https://imgur.com/a/J9wkxwN
59:14 * Exo slaps the viagra out of ^bozoJims mouth
59:17 <anotherirc3r> awwww.. fluffyyyyy
59:23 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
59:25 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(1474) 2. b1rd(1110) 3. Exo(1107) 4. ^bozojim(1017) 5. e|f(918) 6. Bonny(628) 7. flammable(305) 8. chris`(208) 9. Dazzo1(199) 10. anotherirc3r(192)
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59:54 <^bozoJim> this is not good I am getti ng behind and I need to get my shoes on and get to and get some serious words up
59:57 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/5tuofmL
00:08 * ^bozoJim does not need viagrea as I am carefu;l
00:26 <Exo> lol what do u mean by careful
00:34 <Exo> please elaborate sir
00:37 <anotherirc3r> those eyes!
00:58 <^bozoJim> looks like it is desperate to get away
01:04 <anotherirc3r> lol
01:32 <Exo> loool perhaps
01:44 <^bozoJim> being with Exo I can see why who in their right mind would want to stay around eddie when he ahs contracts out against him
02:00 <^bozoJim> perhaps you need my wangaratta mauler Exo at least he is a dog
02:11 <flammable> Adorable!!
02:18 * ^bozoJim is not sure if he would defnd you but I know if they were picking on you he would help them
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02:58 <anotherirc3r> i like the topic
03:02 <^bozoJim> I spoke to tangles and he is so wanting to meet you Exo and give you somethign from em that will knock your out of your shoes
03:21 * Exo watches jim stretch out his sentences to win ttop10
03:42 <Exo> ya it is a good one
04:24 <^bozoJim> who would ever stretch out their sentances when a sentance can go from two words to who knows how many, not that i am trying tos ay anything or that but I just am saying a sentance cna be longer than a phrase
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05:21 <^bozoJim> and who needs tpo strech out their sentances to win top ten when you can do a lot of shorter ones and hit the enter button more but it still gives the same lot of words
05:28 <^bozoJim> welcome back Cath^
05:35 <Cath^> thanks Jim
05:54 <anotherirc3r> he still has just under an hour
05:58 <anotherirc3r> surely he'll make it
06:02 <anotherirc3r> !ttop10
06:02 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(1474) 2. ^bozojim(1229) 3. Exo(1136) 4. b1rd(1110) 5. e|f(918) 6. Bonny(628) 7. flammable(306) 8. anotherirc3r(211) 9. chris`(208) 10. Dazzo1(199)
06:06 <anotherirc3r> yep
06:08 <Cath^> s h o r t e r o n e s l I k e t h i s o n e ?
06:13 <flammable> Keep tagging my name :/
06:18 <anotherirc3r> haha sorry
06:25 <Cath^> hi flammable
06:26 <^bozoJim> yes we both do and when it is Exo and Jim anything can and usually does happen as we bioth try to get the lead and win the top ten off the other
06:41 <flammable> Good evening Cath^
07:12 <Cath^> how are you? who are you?
07:19 <^bozoJim> if I talk too much I will actually get number one spot again and if I end up doing so, I am worried I will end up with the crow bar anyway
07:56 <Cath^> lol
16:18 <^bozoJim> see how easy it is to get him to become silent as I give him a simple threat and he shuts up
17:47 <flammable> [20:11] (Cath^) how are you? who are you?
17:48 <flammable> I am good thanks! Lol I am Ashleigh
17:51 <flammable> Aka flammable
18:13 <flammable> Aka gecko, aka ashleigh-trinity
22:03 <Cath^> I like geckos
22:29 <couleurs> i'm a gecko
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27:54 Nick: flammable is now known as gecko
27:57 <gecko> :)
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33:32 * Exo straps Taco into his seat
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35:05 * ^bozoJim knocks the teeth out of Exo
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36:20 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
36:34 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
37:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv Zade Skirmish
37:09 <Zade> ta
37:14 <Exo> good evening lads
37:15 <Skirmish> Thank you good sir.
37:26 <Zade> how are you Exo?
38:04 <Exo> good good
38:09 <Exo> how was ur weekend handsome
38:23 <Zade> yeah good ta
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43:24 * ^bozoJim whacks Exo just for somethign to do
45:20 <Exo> who has some insider tips for melb cup
46:10 * ^bozoJim and here they come aroudn the turn and what is this
46:34 * ^bozoJim I dont believe it it is a streaker and it is Exo the idiot
46:40 <Zade> i reckon a horse will win
46:47 * ^bozoJim has run in front of the horses and is saying something
47:06 <anotherirc3r> lol
47:08 <^bozoJim> and they horses are at speed and now Exo takes off trying to beat the horses
47:29 * ^bozoJim look at the idiot as he runs with them and the jockeys are avoiding the idiot
48:12 * ^bozoJim wait coming from stone motherless last is Beetle Bomb, Exos own horse taking the wide way around them all
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48:49 * ^bozoJim Exo has layed down on the track as if he has dropped dead and the horses are slowing for him and here comes Beetle bomb
49:25 <^bozoJim> and Beetle bomb wins and the otehr jockeys are off their horses scratching their ehads
49:36 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
49:38 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(1474) 2. ^bozojim(1467) 3. Exo(1160) 4. b1rd(1110) 5. e|f(918) 6. Bonny(628) 7. flammable(337) 8. anotherirc3r(215) 9. chris`(208) 10. Dazzo1(199)
50:11 <^bozoJim> Exo gets up with the help of police and is taken into custody and the other horses scramble to finish
50:12 <anotherirc3r> five minutes!
50:22 <anotherirc3r> done
50:29 <^bozoJim> yes I have made it
51:39 * Exo hands ^bozoJim a tasty smacko for his efforts
51:46 <Exo> laughing out louds
52:18 <^bozoJim> lol
52:25 <anotherirc3r> haha
52:38 <anotherirc3r> doesn't sound very tasty
52:41 * ^bozoJim lets Bart see the smacko and then sees Bart go for Exos lefg
53:20 <^bozoJim> wow Bart rips his lefft leg off and tosses it aside and he bites the right one off
53:29 * ^bozoJim look everyone, Exo is legless
55:13 <Exo> where are the other 2 amigoes of your tonight jimmy
55:20 <Exo> skyfire and pong
55:21 <Zade> i am sure many people have seen Exo legless before
55:37 <Exo> most people mistaken me for having 3 legs
55:51 <Zade> lol
56:40 <Exo> half way through mi long weekend already
56:42 <Exo> that was quick
56:59 <Exo> time flies when u do fk all :p
57:09 <anotherirc3r> long weekend?
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00:41 <Exo> yeh
00:55 <Exo> took an rdo tomorrow
01:01 <anotherirc3r> ohh, damn you
01:03 <Exo> melb cup tues obviously
01:20 <Exo> yep i planned it and jumped the gun much quicker than others
01:35 <anotherirc3r> i wonder if you can still get ubereats on Melbourne Cup
01:35 <anotherirc3r> hmm
01:36 <lx> ...ah huh...
02:06 <Exo> are u going to the races jennie
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02:46 <anotherirc3r> nah. it's too peoply
04:26 <Exo> haha
10:56 <Peel> There is a good chance that Jules is in the kitchen putting on a fresh batch of chips for Kezzie
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13:08 <Exo> hope there are some party pies
13:58 <Zade> chicken nuggets
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19:47 <Exo> yep and tempura chicken nuggets
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20:03 Mode: (by Exo) +v SkyFire
20:06 <Peel> party pies yes
20:10 <Peel> and chicken nuggets
20:10 <Exo> evening anthony
20:12 <SkyFire> hi
20:20 <Exo> and party sausage rolls
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21:38 <Zade> oh i like party sausage rolls
22:16 Nick: gecko is now known as flammable
22:53 <Peel> love them
22:59 <Peel> maybe more than the pies hey Zade
23:22 <Zade> yep love them more than pies
24:11 <Exo> dont really like pies besides shepherd pies or chicken n mushroom
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25:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv slower energizer
25:42 <Zade> i could go a good funeral sanger right about now
26:51 <Peel> funeral sanger?
27:14 <anotherirc3r> that's what i was wondering
28:17 <Zade> when you go to a funeral they always provide good sangers
30:31 <Exo> lol
31:04 <Exo> i want some fairy sandwiches
31:13 <anotherirc3r> me too
31:24 <Peel> ive never had a sanger at a funeral
31:29 <Peel> not sure what sort of povvo shit u attend lol
31:40 <Peel> sangers at funerals? fuck what next
34:16 <Exo> there's cake at funerals too
34:20 <couleurs> funeral pizza : )
34:31 <Zade> usually a lot of cake
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39:54 Mode: (by Exo) +v Cath^
39:59 <Exo> wb cath
40:06 <Cath^> thanks
40:23 <Cath^> !ttop10
40:23 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(1531) 2. HellFury(1474) 3. Exo(1282) 4. b1rd(1110) 5. e|f(918) 6. Bonny(628) 7. flammable(337) 8. anotherirc3r(251) 9. chris`(208) 10. Dazzo1(199)
40:40 <Exo> o_O
40:46 <Exo> hasn't reset yet tonight
41:04 <anotherirc3r> 10:00pm maybe?
41:05 <Cath^> what's a few words between friends ;p
41:08 <anotherirc3r> daylight savings?
42:01 Quit: energizer ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
42:30 <Exo> yeh use to be 8pm before daylight savings then 9
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42:58 <Exo> haha jim wont be happy if someone overtook him when his logged off thinking he'd won :p
44:05 <SkyFire> !ttop10
44:07 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(1531) 2. HellFury(1474) 3. Exo(1315) 4. b1rd(1110) 5. e|f(918) 6. Bonny(628) 7. flammable(337) 8. anotherirc3r(255) 9. chris`(208) 10. Dazzo1(199)
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45:06 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
45:12 <anotherirc3r> that would actually be pretty funny
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45:42 <flammable> Exo you are close
45:44 <flammable> You can do it
46:07 <Exo> yeh it would be but then again he will jsut say that the stats been tamepred with loool
46:38 <Exo> im not good at stretching out my sentences like jimmy
47:19 <anotherirc3r> it's probably easier to let him win
47:30 <anotherirc3r> you know.. like you let a little kid win so they don't get angry
48:18 <Exo> lol yeh and stats arent important to me anyhow
49:07 <anotherirc3r> i think you just encourage him lol
49:22 <Exo> me just being online encourages him haha
49:34 <anotherirc3r> actually.. that's a good point!
49:37 <Exo> as long as his happy its all good
49:54 <Exo> i did make a script line dedicated just for him though
50:01 * Exo hands anotherirc3r the official certificate of participation for their mediocre efforts in TTOP10
50:06 <anotherirc3r> HAHA
50:08 <Exo> loooool
50:09 <anotherirc3r> that's great
50:17 <Exo> oh yeah he really hates that
50:30 <Exo> i use it even if he wins
51:10 <Exo> he can really build big walls of text when he puts his mind to it
51:44 <anotherirc3r> i know!
51:51 <anotherirc3r> sometimes i can't be bothered reading it
52:00 <anotherirc3r> especially when he uses /me and it's in purple
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52:39 <Exo> hahahaha
52:56 <Exo> i think everyone does the same thing
53:05 <Exo> i just pick out key words from the chunks of text
53:11 Mode: (by Exo) +v [[[[[pong]]]]]
53:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
53:14 <Exo> welcome back ross
53:24 <Exo> how was dinner
53:26 <anotherirc3r> usually it's some new way of attacking you
53:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Very nice
53:47 <Exo> haha at least its creative
53:48 * SkyFire locks up Exo for the night
54:00 <SkyFire> in a small cell with Jim
54:02 <Exo> pong u remind me of kevin malone
54:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
54:16 <anotherirc3r> heya pong
54:18 * Exo throws SkyFire into a big cell with [[[[[pong]]]]]
54:22 <SkyFire> LoL
54:25 <Exo> !ttop10
54:27 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(1531) 2. HellFury(1474) 3. Exo(1470) 4. b1rd(1110) 5. e|f(918) 6. Bonny(628) 7. flammable(345) 8. anotherirc3r(326) 9. chris`(208) 10. Dazzo1(199)
54:33 <anotherirc3r> where did you go for dinner?
54:34 <Exo> loools
54:36 <SkyFire> escapes and throws Exo in with [[[[[pong]]]]]
54:48 Nick: Peel is now known as RipCurl
54:51 <flammable> Tagging my name again :/
54:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii sxc
55:04 <anotherirc3r> blame Exo this time!
55:13 <Exo> blame pong
55:32 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRzgV8CmAQ
55:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dean Lewis - Be Alright (Official Audio) (Jun 28, 2018) Length: 3:17 - Category: Music - 17,966,436 views - 145,236 likes (98%), 2,955 dislikes (2%)
55:39 <flammable> Dammit, [[[[[pong]]]]]
55:44 <flammable> Why do you do these things
55:46 <anotherirc3r> lol
55:50 <Exo> people seem to liek pong
55:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
55:54 <anotherirc3r> poor pong
55:56 * flammable winks to Exo
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yesss ppl do
56:16 <RipCurl> [[[[[pong]]]]] is good boy
56:17 <RipCurl> lovelty
56:19 <flammable> How is pooland going, pong?
56:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It very well
56:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y don’t u stop buy
56:47 * Exo blushes
56:50 <flammable> Had any bids on the sale of the channel?
56:58 <flammable> No thanks i am good
57:04 * Exo opens the windows now that [[[[[pong]]]]] has entered the room
57:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Many
57:26 <Exo> i bidded 2 dollarhs fitty and a bag of kettle chips chilli yesterday
57:34 <Exo> surely i'm the highest bidder
57:40 <flammable> I'll bid six dollars
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No much higher
58:06 <flammable> You'll have to open an unpaid item dispute against me if i win though
58:09 <RipCurl> chilli got
58:11 <RipCurl> i got
58:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong might put in eBay
58:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tonight
58:40 * flammable away
58:41 <anotherirc3r> i'm a sook when it comes to chilli
59:05 <Exo> pong would u accept coles little shop items?
59:19 <Exo> haha can't eat chilli/spicy food jen?
59:24 <anotherirc3r> nope!
59:44 <Exo> oh weak! :O
59:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
00:01 <RipCurl> how come?
00:07 <anotherirc3r> yeah :/
00:08 <RipCurl> so eating thai and all that is just lies lol
00:24 <anotherirc3r> i like massaman curry
00:26 <anotherirc3r> it isn't hot
00:34 <RipCurl> lol
00:43 <RipCurl> you obv havnt had massman curry then
00:53 <RipCurl> you had jew
00:58 <anotherirc3r> oh
01:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That pong favourite
01:03 <anotherirc3r> i wouldn't know to be honest
01:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pork massaman
01:25 <anotherirc3r> yum!
01:28 <SkyFire> http://www.youdrivewhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ydw6.jpg - Motorcycle 18 Wheeler Hybrid
01:45 <Exo> haha u should try crazy wings
01:55 <Exo> https://www.zomato.com/melbourne/crazy-wing-russell-street-cbd-melbourne
02:03 <RipCurl> pork massaman lol
02:40 <anotherirc3r> hmmm.. i don't think i will Exo lol
02:40 <lx> ...ah huh...
03:05 <Exo> make sure u have milk there cause water wont help at all
03:39 <Exo> this review sums it up
03:49 <Exo> If you can eat spicy, challenge yourself with their explosive signature "Crazy Wings" chicken wings. A few of my friends have boosted how spicy they can handle, but after taking them to this place, they truly got KO'ed and most already cried not wanting to take another bite.
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04:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
04:27 <Exo> wb HellFury
04:44 <HellFury> t
04:45 <HellFury> a
05:04 <RipCurl> heya HellFury
05:06 <RipCurl> wb hun
07:13 <anotherirc3r> i'd probably cry from just smelling them Exo
07:33 <Exo> haha u will smell it when u enter the place
09:39 <Exo> nothing good on tv lately
09:51 <Exo> wtf is family food fight and bride and prejudice
09:55 <anotherirc3r> ugh
09:59 <anotherirc3r> those look awful
10:03 <anotherirc3r> i saw some ads
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10:19 <Exo> add the bachelorette to that
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10:40 <Exo> all crappy reality shows
10:42 <anotherirc3r> for sure
12:30 <SkyFire> yoghurt works the best for cooling you down
13:11 <Exo> have u tried the ice bucket challenge
13:30 <SkyFire> umm
13:33 <SkyFire> no
13:41 * SkyFire sits on anotherirc3r
14:16 <Exo> when are u going on the cruise skyfire
14:37 <SkyFire> April 21
14:57 <Exo> ah not too far away
15:20 <SkyFire> yeah
15:25 <SkyFire> one more payment to go
15:32 <SkyFire> poor visa card
17:09 <Exo> lol it will be worth it
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17:30 <breaker> loooooolllllllll @ DeaD||aNGeL
17:37 <SkyFire> yes
17:48 Mode: (by Exo) +v DeaD||aNGeL
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18:34 <SkyFire> 21 nights in an interior cabin will be interesting
20:35 <SkyFire> 5 days with family, then trans Canada by train
21:27 <Exo> explore the vast interior of canada
21:39 <SkyFire> yes
21:51 <SkyFire> camera will get a good workout
22:57 <Exo> do u have a decent camera
23:09 <SkyFire> yes
23:41 <SkyFire> https://www.dpreview.com/products/panasonic/compacts/panasonic_dmcfz40
24:19 <SkyFire> The Panasonic Lumix DMC-FZ40/FZ45 superzoom slots in where the FZ38/35 left off, featuring the same 25-600mm equiv. lens as the FZ100, but with a 14.1MP CCD sensor and simpler 230K dot 3.0 inch fixed LCD (as opposed to the FZ100's CMOS sensor and high-res screen). The FZ40 also offers AVCHD Lite 720p HD video recording, manual shooting modes and the company’s Sonic Speed auto-focus system that offers the industry's fastest focus times.
24:29 <Exo> not bad
24:33 <SkyFire> yeah
24:34 <Exo> the 720p HD video recording could be better
24:42 <SkyFire> good enough for me
24:57 <SkyFire> it doesn't go online anyway
25:14 <Exo> just photos for intagram?
25:26 <SkyFire> mainly and for my page on FB
25:52 <SkyFire> also have a converter lens which increases zoom to 1200mm
26:49 <SkyFire> must remember to take my gorilla pod with me
27:03 <SkyFire> forget it on the trip last year
27:15 <Exo> ah yeh will def need that
28:34 <SkyFire> hoping for some good sunset photos from both ships
30:15 <SkyFire> https://www.instagram.com/p/BaCyzG0lY-u/ << sunset from the MS Trollffjord last year
31:21 <SkyFire> https://www.instagram.com/p/BZhUdGOlT9h/ - Love this one - half sun
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41:00 <RipCurl> nice pics SkyFire
41:12 <RipCurl> my mum is on a cruise at the moment in the bahamas
41:21 <SkyFire> ty
41:24 <SkyFire> nice
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41:30 <breaker> loooooolllllllll @ DeaD||aNGeL
41:40 <RipCurl> lol @ DeaD||aNGeL
42:20 <SkyFire> I have started planning my next one already - LoL
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47:57 <SkyFire> Silver Sea cruises to Singapore for a bit of time, then fly to Japan
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02:41 * Sutekh slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
04:14 <President_Trump> where are my prawns
04:17 <President_Trump> get her on here
04:19 <RipCurl> up your ass
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06:42 <+Sutekh> ;/
08:45 <President_Trump> is Tigger around?
09:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
09:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
11:00 <sharky> President_Trump : hey, I heard on CNN youre a fuckwit
11:17 <sharky> fox n friends seem to think youre cool
11:30 <sharky> *unzips*
11:36 <sharky> *nods downwards&
11:47 <sharky> gooaaan trump.. sukkit
12:24 <sharky> Maybe Ill think you suck a mean dick.. who knows... go-on..
12:30 <sharky> *reassuring nods*
13:30 <RipCurl> hello sharky
13:32 <President_Trump> lol @ sharky, nice try retard
14:06 <sharky> Good evening RipCurl
14:08 <sharky> \o
14:33 <sharky> President_Trump : what? you and Melanie, err Malanie sleep in sep rooms
14:44 <sharky> thought you may wanna see why
14:47 <RipCurl> why?
14:53 <sharky> *gives another reassuring nod*
15:03 <RipCurl> trump is a gangster
15:03 <sharky> Go on... give it a little lick.
15:05 <President_Trump> it's melania
15:08 <RipCurl> sluts love him
15:23 <RipCurl> took my gf to wax museum other day too
15:35 <RipCurl> she loves trump
15:43 <RipCurl> https://i.imgur.com/s6LQovK.jpg
15:59 <sharky> She sounds like keeper
16:05 <RipCurl> trumps good man
16:14 <RipCurl> hope he wins another term
16:20 <RipCurl> need that wall built
16:30 <RipCurl> need more tarifs on china too
16:33 <RipCurl> gook fucks
16:38 <President_Trump> yep gotta keep the mexicans out
17:06 <sharky> RipCurl : I dont thing you understand what you said
17:06 <President_Trump> chinks gotta stop stealing technology
17:17 <sharky> Actually the
17:48 <sharky> "chinks" are creating the techology.. or at least manufacuturing it with US knowledge and our minerals/resources
17:48 <RipCurl> i do understand what I said
17:57 <RipCurl> you are so dumb
18:04 <President_Trump> lol
18:05 <RipCurl> chinks dont create anything you moron
18:12 <RipCurl> white ppl do
18:16 <RipCurl> gooks just make it for us lol
18:22 <sharky> I see..
18:27 <RipCurl> because white people are too good to
18:31 <sharky> rofl
18:33 <RipCurl> we dont work our people like gooks do
18:43 <sharky> actually we dont really work
18:43 <RipCurl> thats why you dont see many whites around these days
18:50 <sharky> most of our engineers are from overseas
18:50 <RipCurl> we are a superior race
18:55 <RipCurl> are they?
18:55 <sharky> fuck
18:59 <RipCurl> those engineers are idiots
19:02 <RipCurl> the small fry
19:07 <RipCurl> its always a white person that leads it
19:10 <RipCurl> always
19:12 <President_Trump> gook sweat shops
19:16 <sharky> didnt realise this was #1934Nazi
19:46 <President_Trump> #2020chinese
19:49 <President_Trump> how do we vote for that?
19:54 <sharky> RipCurl Actually most of the mines i know are managed by people from overseas
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20:20 <sharky> President_Trump : you'll be 74.. dont worry about that... focus on 2018
20:43 <President_Trump> FOLKS WE ARE BRING JOBS BACK FROM MEXICO AND CHYNA!
20:45 <sharky> you probably wont be around for that. Enjoy the though of Eric sweating up your brand !
20:56 <sharky> bringing jobs back?
21:00 <President_Trump> ill be in ivankas pussy (again)
21:08 <sharky> Im sorry, did you want to a Taco Truck?
21:20 <sharky> own*
21:30 <President_Trump> ivanka loves her daddy
21:48 <RipCurl> sharky do you work in the mines?
21:50 <sharky> yeah, totally normal.
22:00 <sharky> RipCurl : associated industry.
22:02 <RipCurl> you do realise that not every mine is gook run you dumb cunt
22:18 <RipCurl> associated industry?
22:21 <RipCurl> so pizza chef on mine
22:25 <RipCurl> FIFO pizza chef yeh?
22:37 <sharky> No, DIDO pizza oven cleaner
22:38 <President_Trump> toilet cleaner?
22:45 <sharky> i wish Trump
22:54 <sharky> perhaps if I could pass the d&a
24:15 <sharky> RipCurl im in HR in the offices in the Big Smoke of Perth...
24:28 <sharky> when im not cleaning them pizza ovens
24:58 <sharky> but mainly I clean the ovens
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31:54 <President_Trump> quick sandwich (avocado, salami pinnacle)
32:05 <sharky> quick, youre old!
32:21 <sharky> Is that sandwhich a really good sandwhich? one you know personally?
32:30 <President_Trump> ill be 74 in 2020
32:45 <sharky> yeah, you were old in 1986
32:58 <President_Trump> the troops are on the border, hopefully they can kill heaps of the invaders
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33:05 <sharky> (thats if you make it to 2020)
33:34 <sharky> you realise you're in sydney? and the only people trying to get in here are some boat people?
33:35 <President_Trump> if i dont make it to 2020, then alex jones can run for president
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34:36 <sharky> I like burritos
34:42 <RipCurl> same age as my dad in 2020
34:43 <RipCurl> 74
34:48 <RipCurl> same as trump
34:53 <RipCurl> my dad said trump is too soft
34:55 <RipCurl> but he likes him
34:57 <sharky> Yeah, and whats your dad doing?
35:02 <RipCurl> retired
35:06 <sharky> *nods*
35:09 <RipCurl> my dads never worked in his life
35:14 <RipCurl> well not when i was around
35:20 <sharky> Ahhh, dole bludger
35:25 <RipCurl> lol nah man
35:29 <RipCurl> my dad cant even get a pension
35:31 <President_Trump> trump is too soft
35:33 <RipCurl> too much
35:48 <sharky> Yeah, they dont usually give the pension to kiddy fidlers
35:51 <RipCurl> he's in melb at the moment
35:53 <RipCurl> for melb cup
36:02 <RipCurl> prob win about 100g and come home
36:05 <sharky> Is your dad Winx?
36:30 <sharky> RipCurl : does he have a magical beanstalk too?
36:39 <RipCurl> not sure but i have a big cock so maybe
36:43 <RipCurl> hope it came from him
36:48 <sharky> *crosses his legs and sits infront of RipCurl*
36:49 <sharky> tell me more
36:51 <RipCurl> but i saw his cock afew times when i was younger it wasnt very big
37:00 <RipCurl> but my cocks tiny unless i get hard so maybe same thing
37:01 <sharky> *not too close mind you*
37:02 <sharky> ;)
37:10 <RipCurl> ive got a big dick
37:10 <sharky> WTF
37:11 <RipCurl> so yeh
37:21 <sharky> *rereads*
37:22 <sharky> yeah
37:31 <sharky> i read what you threw down
37:43 <sharky> Why the Fuck have you seen your dads cock?
37:47 <sharky> that sounds really gay
38:16 <sharky> My dad referred to the guy who worked as "your father" so I assumed he had a dick
38:21 <sharky> i never verified this though.
38:41 <sharky> he may, he may not have... it wasnt any of my business, it didnt keep me awake at night...
38:45 <breaker> Nedlands is shit
39:04 <sharky> Eh, we have a hospital, a uni
39:10 <sharky> i attend neither.
39:16 <sharky> but i like it.
39:42 <sharky> ps breaker thanks for taking note of a conversation from an hour ago and then commenting
39:48 <sharky> no one could ever call you slow
39:49 <sharky> :)
40:09 <sharky> well not in a time that you would comprehend anyways.
40:44 <breaker> What?
41:02 <sharky> dont worry, you'll get it in 20 minutes
41:09 <sharky> *thumbs up*
41:14 <breaker> I bet you're one of those freaks who jerks off in the Karrakatta Cemetery
41:27 <sharky> What?
41:47 <sharky> I bet youre one of those freaks who knows the names of cemeteries..
41:49 <breaker> Dont worry, you'll get it in 20 minutes
42:12 <sharky> i get it.. its some cemetary youve beaten off in
42:20 <sharky> im not familiar with it though
42:50 <breaker> Doubt that.. it's in Nedlands.
42:59 <sharky> breaker : i think i gave you shit like 15 years ago
43:02 <breaker> But i'm sure you already knew that.
43:11 <sharky> Yeah i think I know the one... Its quite grassy..
43:45 <sharky> did you go to christ church grammar to fuck the principals dog?
43:49 <sharky> (not as a student)
44:01 <breaker> No, but I did fuck your mum.
44:04 <sharky> (youd just turn up and molest it)
44:14 <sharky> Yeah, she was a total whole.
44:23 <sharky> whore*
44:41 <sharky> actually could be both. take your pick.
44:53 <sharky> while you decide im going to have another cone
45:08 <breaker> You do that Perth boy.
45:21 <sharky> I shall.. while its only 10 to 9
45:31 <sharky> so i can get up and hit work tomorrow, as its Monday
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45:43 <sharky> not like you who can be a bad arse and pump the midnight oil
45:57 <sharky> and not have to wake up until your mum wants you to take the rubbish out
46:04 <sharky> haha Pyro- you cocksucker
46:18 <sharky> did breaker call you, claiming he needed backup?
46:21 <sharky> :D
46:29 <RipCurl> breaker is my good mate
46:33 <RipCurl> we go back years
46:42 <sharky> understandable
46:56 <Pyro-> hi sharky from a long time ago i never met.. who's breaker?
47:10 <sharky> you weak fucks found eachother when everyone else was hating you?
47:13 <RipCurl> heya Pyro-
47:22 <sharky> Pyro- : some cocksucker
47:31 <RipCurl> hows it going Pyro-?
47:46 <sharky> hes apparently been sucking cock with RipCurl in a 69 for years
47:49 <Pyro-> i heard you swung for both teams sharky
48:14 <sharky> Yes, the Winners and Men
48:17 <Pyro-> only rumours.. don't trust irc rumours
48:23 <sharky> My penis is firm right now.
48:33 <Pyro-> can i touch it?
48:39 <Pyro-> to confirm?
48:50 <Pyro-> con..... firm
48:52 <sharky> No, but you can see the moon up
48:54 <sharky> hhahaha
48:58 <sharky> my penis did that.
49:11 <Pyro-> your penis did the moon?
49:12 <sharky> aww orright
49:19 <sharky> give it a touch
49:32 * Pyro- gets the torch out
49:32 <sharky> but hand, not mouth this time. im not falling for that again, today.
49:51 <sharky> I shall Sukdeehp
49:54 <sharky> on the bong
49:59 <sharky> brb
49:59 <lx>  Hurry back sharky...
50:05 <Pyro-> i miss weed :(
50:14 <sharky> Weed told me you sucked
50:19 <sharky> and it didnt miss you at all
50:23 <Pyro-> i did.. a lot
50:23 <sharky> *hugs weed&
50:27 <sharky> HAHAHA
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50:37 <sharky> im thinking of investing in one of those vapes
50:53 <Pyro-> stick to ciggies.. and weed
50:53 <sharky> so i i can give up my locker in the end of trip room
51:27 <sharky> so after someone is a dumbfuck i dont need to go down to some sweaty shower/sauna room
51:33 <Pyro-> ciggies and weed are killers.. so is vaping and you look like a flogbag doing it
51:53 <sharky> Eh, if youre vaping weed
51:56 <RipCurl> weed kills you?
52:00 <sharky> who cares what others think?
52:07 <sharky> (if its good weed anyways)
52:08 <Pyro-> bong lung
52:08 <RipCurl> ive been doing weed for lots of years i feel fine
52:11 <RipCurl> bong lung?
52:13 <RipCurl> whats that?
52:20 <Pyro-> emphasema or whatevs
52:23 <RipCurl> i smoke about 5 cones max a day
52:25 <RipCurl> if that
52:28 <RipCurl> 5 is a big day for me
52:29 <Pyro-> water in the lungs
52:30 <sharky> RipCurl : weak
52:32 <RipCurl> im fucked off my head
52:37 <RipCurl> obv you smoke china buds
52:43 <RipCurl> need to smoke cones nonstop lol
52:43 <sharky> pyro : you get meds to extract that
52:47 <RipCurl> feel sorry for you
52:53 <Pyro-> like.. ICE!
52:58 <sharky> RipCurl : no, Im just a little more hardcore than youre pussy arse.
53:00 <Pyro-> ice dries up the bong lung
53:02 <RipCurl> lol ive been doing weed since i was 12 im 30 now ive never had a bong long lol
53:07 <RipCurl> ice dries up the bong lung?
53:08 <RipCurl> wow
53:12 <RipCurl> so many retards
53:17 <sharky> RipCurl : wonder why its my first night here, and Im already `ops?
53:22 <RipCurl> you one of those idiots that prob think ice hardens in your lungs and body
53:23 <RipCurl> lol
53:26 <RipCurl> one of those paranoid faggots
53:26 <Pyro-> it dries up almost everything!
53:26 <sharky> and youre still sucking cock
53:30 <RipCurl> someone told me that in 2005
53:33 <RipCurl> think it was my gf at the time
53:37 <RipCurl> lol
53:44 <sharky> i was here smoking it up in 97 nigga
53:45 <RipCurl> i been doing ice since then ive never had 1 problem
53:51 <RipCurl> sure u were sharky
54:01 <sharky> *does some cool hardcore hand signal&
54:08 <Pyro-> 99 problems.. not 1 are ice
54:09 <sharky> oh ok, yeah im lying to sound cool...
54:10 <RipCurl> wasnt even around
54:15 <RipCurl> i know you were lol
54:18 <sharky> RipCurl : exactly.
54:46 <Pyro-> i had an ice problem earlier
55:00 <sharky> freezer broken?
55:08 <sharky> or not enough ice?
55:09 <Pyro-> playing cricket in 37degree heat.. the ice in the esky melted
55:16 <sharky> :)
55:25 <Pyro-> lucky it was still cold water
55:29 <Pyro-> almost died
55:30 <RipCurl> so funny
55:35 <sharky> yeah i think you had a problem when you decided to play cricket
55:39 <sharky> (just saying)
55:44 <Pyro-> made 33 runs... mostly in singles :/
55:46 <sharky> RipCurl : Hey, go fuck yourself
55:47 <sharky> :)
55:51 <sharky> LolZ
55:53 <sharky> YoLo
55:54 <Pyro-> still did better than australia
56:12 <sharky> Pyro- : against your kids?
56:41 <sharky> Gotta teach them no one will go soft on 'em
56:43 <Pyro-> no... against another team of equally supid men running around after a ball in the heat
57:01 <sharky> That sounds gay
57:10 <Pyro-> so do you
57:57 <sharky> yeah but we all know i cant suck dick due to a gag reflex
58:04 <sharky> so totally not gay
58:30 <Pyro-> no gag reflex in your bum, so i hear
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