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00:36 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> yeah i was working the drug angle just before
00:41 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i said...
00:48 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> say yes to good drugs
00:51 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> :)
01:00 <Watties> Hi HellFury
01:27 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> but sex
01:38 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> is like a big question mark for me
01:59 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> do we only have sex when we are horny?
02:00 <Watties> anyone horny?
02:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> but yeah how to work the whole sex angle?
02:15 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> what if i wasn't horny?
03:00 <Watties> sex angle?
03:40 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im usually horny all the time
04:21 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> is it sexy to be obsessed with sex?
04:29 <Watties> lots of people have sex when not horny
04:33 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> ahh
05:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> yeah i was working the drug angle just before
05:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i said...
05:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> 13say yes to good drugs 
05:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> :)
06:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> but sex
06:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> is like a big question mark for me
06:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> do we only have sex when we are horny?
06:05 <Watties> maybe you get raped
06:10 <Watties> or maybe you are a raper
06:19 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> rapper
06:23 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> wrapper
06:24 <Watties> or maybe just you had to perform when you didnt want to (i.e not horny etc)
06:32 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im a dork
06:37 <Watties> like when partner might want sex but you dont want to but u still do
06:41 <Watties> were you horny?
06:44 <Watties> that's the question
07:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> what if i wasn't horny?
07:02 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i only get horny when i see nudity
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07:29 <Watties> ah ok
07:33 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> :)
07:43 <Watties> I can get horny from lots of things
07:52 <Watties> not just nudity thats very amature stuff
07:59 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> mmm i c
07:59 <Watties> how many times do you wank a day?
08:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im usually horny all the time
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08:12 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> that's too personal :P
08:50 <Watties> no its not
08:58 <Watties> what if a female asked you that? would you say the same?
09:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> is it sexy to be obsessed with sex?
09:00 <Watties> lots of people have sex when not horny
09:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> ahh
09:13 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> lol
09:15 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> um
09:17 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> dunno
09:31 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im a dork im a dork im a dork im a dork
10:00 <Watties> maybe you get raped
10:00 <Watties> or maybe you are a raper
10:04 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> lets try to find a female
10:30 <Watties> HellFury is here
10:36 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> lol not her
10:39 <Watties> maybe Kara?
10:42 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> mmm
10:43 <Watties> or Tiffany?
10:54 * aLiEn8D_Romeo slaps Tiffany around a bit with a large trout
10:57 <Watties> no HellFury? not interested?
10:57 * aLiEn8D_Romeo slaps Tiffany around a bit with a large trout
11:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> rapper
11:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> wrapper
11:00 <Watties> or maybe just you had to perform when you didnt want to (i.e not horny etc)
11:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im a dork
11:00 <Watties> like when partner might want sex but you dont want to but u still do
11:00 <Watties> were you horny?
11:00 <Watties> that's the question
11:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i only get horny when i see nudity
11:17 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> nope
11:24 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i want babygirl
11:48 <President_Trump> HellFury only likes emu boy
12:00 <Watties> ah ok
12:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> :)
12:00 <Watties> I can get horny from lots of things
12:00 <Watties> not just nudity thats very amature stuff
12:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> mmm i c
12:00 <Watties> how many times do you wank a day?
12:06 <Watties> babygirls hot
12:08 <Watties> you ever seen her?
13:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> that's too personal :P
13:00 <Watties> no its not
13:00 <Watties> what if a female asked you that? would you say the same?
13:45 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> sorta
14:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> lol 
14:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> um
14:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> dunno
14:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im a dork im a dork im a dork im a dork
14:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> lets try to find a female
14:07 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i think you guys are dorks also aswell as me
14:24 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> it's cool to be a dork
14:37 <President_Trump> *bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok
15:00 <Watties> HellFury is here
15:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> lol not her
15:00 <Watties> maybe Kara?
15:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> mmm
15:00 <Watties> or Tiffany?
15:00 <Watties> no HellFury? not interested?
16:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> nope
16:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i want babygirl
16:00 <President_Trump> HellFury only likes emu boy
16:00 <Watties> babygirls hot
16:00 <Watties> you ever seen her?
16:08 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im super horny
16:20 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im super extra horny
16:29 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im super extra ultra horny
17:01 <Watties> why so horny?
17:16 * Watties puts out rubber chicken dildo on HellFurys clitoris, take that bok bok bok
17:18 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> good question
18:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> sorta
18:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i think you guys are dorks also aswell as me
19:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> it's cool to be a dork
19:00 <President_Trump>  *bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok
19:26 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i guess cause im just addicted to good looking women
19:47 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> they rule
19:55 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> the world
20:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im super horny
21:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im super extra horny
21:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> im super extra ultra horny
21:00 <Watties> why so horny?
21:52 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i wanna out live god
22:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> good question
24:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i guess cause im just addicted to good looking women
24:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> they rule
24:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> the world
25:14 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> maybe i could live forever if i find god
25:50 * aLiEn8D_Romeo goes looking for god
26:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i wanna out live god
28:17 <Watties> HellFury good looking woman!
30:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> maybe i could live forever if i find god
33:00 <Watties> HellFury good looking woman!
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01:32 <Watties> ^ he must have cummed to HellFury pussy
06:00 <Watties> ^ he must have cummed to HellFury pussy
13:42 <HellFury> fuck up watties
13:52 <HellFury> and stop with your shit
15:15 <President_Trump> Tigger's done that
16:50 <President_Trump> !seen Jules
16:53 <StatsOP> Jules ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks to Kezzie on #sydney 13 days, 18 hours, 53 minutes ago.
18:00 <HellFury> fuck up watties
18:00 <HellFury> and stop with your shit
20:00 <President_Trump> Tigger's done that
21:00 <President_Trump> !seen Jules
21:00 <StatsOP> Jules ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks to Kezzie on #sydney 13 days, 18 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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48:11 * Watties dreams of a date with HellFury and Kezzie
48:30 Quit: kookaburra ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
48:32 * Watties feels like taking clothes off
48:39 <Watties> can i?
49:26 <Watties> pweeese Jacqueline
53:00 <Watties> can i?
54:00 <Watties> pweeese Jacqueline
16:51 * Watties unloads a pal sized tin shit on HellFury's rectum
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36:55 <Watties> ^ thank god
41:00 <Watties> ^ thank god
41:21 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!
42:02 <Watties> ^going to bed with my gf cyas
42:06 * Watties slaps Kezzie around a bit with a large trout
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46:00 <Watties> ^going to bed with my gf cyas
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53:26 <b1rd> Quick piss
53:38 <b1rd> Brb
53:39 <lx>  Not too long now b1rd...
58:00 <b1rd> Quick piss
58:00 <b1rd> Brb
58:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 b1rd...
00:11 <b1rd> Done
05:00 <b1rd> Done
05:19 <b1rd> Feel so empty
05:29 <b1rd> Nice
10:00 <b1rd> Feel so empty
10:00 <b1rd> Nice
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03:00 <b1rd> Pisssssssss
03:00 <Exo> Morning gang
04:00 <Exo> all ready for the big kfc feast b1rd
04:00 <Exo> PiSSSSSssss
04:00 <b1rd> Yup
05:00 <b1rd> Quick nose around for sluts
05:00 <b1rd> Then huge feed
05:00 <b1rd> Reboot fone brb cuz
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07:00 <Exo> Wb
08:00 <Exo> wheres chris the piss
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04:38 <swsdude> Morning morning
04:45 <flammable> Hello swsdude
05:06 <swsdude> how goes it flammable
05:36 <flammable> Good! Just eating some breakfast
05:42 <flammable> You?
06:12 <swsdude> I wish I had time for breakfast LOL, on the train at the moment
10:03 <flammable> The train sucks
10:09 <flammable> I'm about to catch one
11:16 <swsdude> I don’t mind it, get do listen to music and stuff. It being packed is what pisses me off
11:25 <swsdude> Where you headed to?
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20:23 <b1rd> Shes coming to meet up with me
20:49 <swsdude> b1rd: ;)
20:59 <b1rd> Hey dude
21:28 <swsdude> How’s shit b1rd?
21:35 <b1rd> This fat azn bitch i ran into
21:37 <b1rd> Yuk
21:51 <swsdude> Hahahaha WHAT??
21:52 <b1rd> She goes ohhh my god beautiful boyyy
22:03 <b1rd> I pushed the pig out the way
22:10 <b1rd> Jumped on a tram
22:29 <b1rd> Shoulda said 'im 38 u ugly pedo'
22:37 <swsdude> You in the city or Melbourne?
22:51 <swsdude> Jesus christ LOL
22:53 <b1rd> City
22:59 <swsdude> Ahh ok
23:21 <b1rd> Dont swear at me please
23:28 <swsdude> I have the pleasure of changing at Redfern in 15 min
23:44 <swsdude> k
23:55 <b1rd> Yay
24:01 <b1rd> Not
24:28 <b1rd> K brb gotta get moving
25:06 <swsdude> Hahaha np np
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26:55 <swsdude> I think I’ve entered into something with a woman old enough to be my mother
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47:00 <flammable> Good morning Exo
48:00 <flammable> Up early
56:00 <b1rd> Gooood morning kangapoint 
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19:00 <Exo> Morning flammable. Im up early every morning unfortunately
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20:00 <Exo> moring kangapoint elf energizer
20:00 <e|f> morning :)
20:00 <KangaPoint> morning exo
21:00 <KangaPoint> i wish i can wake up 5am every day
21:15 <Exo> Is it just me or does it smell like up dawg in here?
21:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Picked bum then nose
22:00 <energizer> yo Exo 
22:00 <KangaPoint> can do a lot of things in morning
22:00 <KangaPoint> good to sleep early at night too, bugger all to do late at night anyway
22:57 <Exo> Ross the tossssss
23:00 <Exo> Haha im up 4am everyday
23:00 <Exo> start early finish early
23:05 <Exo> raindrops are falling on my head
24:00 <Exo> Which is good except weekends u wanna go out but sleepy by 7pm
24:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo do u got a stinky bum
24:35 <Exo> I have stinky cock with cock cheese
24:44 <Exo> smells like durian
25:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong also got.. but liek Parmesan cheese
26:00 <KangaPoint> 7pm is way too early
26:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmys would be liek dog poo
27:00 <KangaPoint> 10pm is good to sleep i reckon
27:00 <KangaPoint> after that there isnt much to do, ppl just wait till they wasted so they can go to sleep
28:00 <KangaPoint> much of the worlds problems go away if u have enuf sleep i reckon lol
29:00 <Exo> A sold 7 or 8 hours is good
29:00 <Exo> solid
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34:00 <e|f> wish i could sleep less 
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39:00 <e|f> might make coffee
39:00 <e|f> anyone else want?
39:00 <e|f> i gots instant
39:00 <e|f> :O
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46:00 <energizer> i'll take a flat white, e|f 
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51:00 <e|f> k
00:00 <energizer> thanks :)
00:00 <energizer> 1 sugar
00:00 <e|f> k
00:00 <e|f> yw ^_^
00:00 <energizer> what do you take?
00:00 <e|f> soy latte dusted with cocaine
00:00 <e|f> ;D
01:00 <energizer> lol that'd wake you up
01:00 <e|f> yup
01:00 <energizer> never tried coke, too worried I'd act like a major douchebag
01:00 <e|f> usually a cappuccino or a latte, but if i'm at home just instant
02:00 <energizer> yeah. nespresso is the bomb
02:00 <e|f> na, i don't touch drugs either
02:00 <e|f> waste of time
02:00 <e|f> hurt yourself
02:00 <energizer> don't mind a bit of weed every now and then
02:00 <energizer> can't do it during the week though, switches me off at work
02:00 <e|f> i'd probably need a nose job if i got into that shit
02:00 <energizer> lol
02:00 <e|f> or heart transplant
03:00 <e|f> cappuccino with soy and four raw sugars, please
03:00 <e|f> in takeaway cup
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26:00 <AndroUser> Anyone of to Arnhem land?  I need a lift
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31:00 <e|f> Arnhem Island... wasn't that from the Batman movies ?
36:49 <b1rd> Hellfury!
43:00 <b1rd> Arnem land lool youll get eaten by crocks
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46:38 <HellFury> b1rd
47:00 <energizer> thats far north QLD / NT isn't it
48:00 <e|f> dunno
48:00 <e|f> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Arnhem+land+Australia
49:00 <e|f> looks like far north qld
49:00 <e|f> if they find someone to give them a lift here i'm buying a lottery ticket
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59:28 <b1rd> Hey
00:00 <b1rd> Ok goin beach
00:00 <b1rd> Yay
04:00 <e|f> nice
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06:59 <e|f> http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspx
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18:00 <e|f> going for a walk, bbiab
24:00 <b1rd> K
24:00 <b1rd> Yes! Go wind! Blow that girls dress up! 
25:00 <b1rd> Goin beach
38:00 <e|f> back
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41:00 <e|f> b1rd is perving
41:00 <e|f> and the world keeps spinning
42:00 <b1rd> Yup
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43:00 <e|f> good on ya
43:00 <e|f> ^_^
43:00 <b1rd> Checked out some yummy young girls this morning 
43:00 <b1rd> Goin beach work on my tan now 
43:00 <e|f> yea, beach is good place for it
43:00 <e|f> i was at the beach yesterday
44:00 <e|f> some nice eye candy to view through my polarised sunnies
44:00 <b1rd> Some real charming dregs on the public transport 
44:00 <b1rd> Lololol ye
44:00 <e|f> lol
44:00 <b1rd> Hot
44:00 <b1rd> Its an experience tho
44:00 <e|f> yep
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45:00 <b1rd> Dont wanna cop pollon in city
46:00 <b1rd> Coz wind pickin up looks like rain too
46:00 <e|f> true
46:00 <b1rd> Smell it
46:00 <e|f> yea
46:00 <b1rd> But hasn't stated 
48:00 <e|f> yep
49:00 <b1rd> Nice walk? 
49:00 <b1rd> Eatin? 
50:00 <e|f> had breakfast earlier
50:00 <e|f> having some water with lemon juice now
50:00 <b1rd> Yum
51:00 <b1rd> Yea i makin me own lemon drink
51:00 <chris`> hi
51:00 <b1rd> Bought sparklin mineral water n two lemons
51:00 <e|f> cheaper than buying it and also you know what you're drinking, i.e. not artificial
52:00 <e|f> dunno about you but, as i got older i could taste in most things whether it's artifical or not
52:00 <b1rd> Yupp
52:00 <e|f> like, you have a mcdonald's egg mcmuffin, you know the bread, eggs, bacon are the cheapest they could find
52:00 <b1rd> Yea same although these lemons r old as
52:00 <e|f> prob. won't matter
52:00 <b1rd> Lol sure is
52:00 <e|f> over-ripe fruit is pretty harmless
52:00 <b1rd> Lotsa sulphites in the eggs
53:00 <e|f> yea
53:00 <b1rd> Cheap cage ones
53:00 <e|f> yep, cage eggs for sure
53:00 <b1rd> Castlemaine the yummy bacon
53:00 <b1rd> I should do it on a bbq later yumm
53:00 <e|f> good idea
54:00 <b1rd> And the sodium in maccas omg
54:00 <b1rd> Dunno how ppl tolerate it
54:00 <e|f> sugar and salt is the basis of their menu, keeps people coming back
54:00 <e|f> they're addicted
54:00 <e|f> lol
54:00 <b1rd> Wow shes sexy
54:00 <b1rd> I reckon aye
55:00 <e|f> girl i used to work with always ate fast food
55:00 <e|f> came to work with coke and mcmuffin every morning
55:00 <e|f> she was always off work sick
55:00 <b1rd> Lolol
55:00 <e|f> ;D
55:00 <b1rd> Not surprisingly :p
55:00 <e|f> i wonder why
55:00 <e|f> lol yea
55:00 <b1rd> Bit slow that one yea
56:00 <e|f> you'd think a person with a degree would be smart
56:00 <b1rd> Bp thru the roof lol
56:00 <e|f> think an accountant would be good with handling their money
56:00 <b1rd> Yea u would
56:00 <e|f> but no
56:00 <e|f> the worry is a silly place
56:00 <e|f> the world*
56:00 <b1rd> So so true
58:00 <b1rd> Generally they are more polite
58:00 <b1rd> Which i guess is useful to be snobby 
58:08 <Exo> Good arvo lads n ladies
58:39 <Exo> ill be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun feeling like a someone
59:00 <b1rd> But yea ppl put on a face to the world
59:00 <b1rd> Never know
59:00 <e|f> yea manners and stuff
59:00 <e|f> grooming
59:00 <b1rd> Ye
00:00 <e|f> some people have a facade
00:00 <e|f> some are snakes in three-piece suits
00:00 <b1rd> Ye thats the word
00:00 <e|f> yep
00:00 <b1rd> Not all but
00:00 <e|f> class is an interesting thing to try to define
00:00 <e|f> yea
00:00 <e|f> people have different views on it
01:00 <b1rd> Ok
01:00 <e|f> but, i suppose, you could meet a homeless person and find them to be the nicest person you'd ever met
01:00 <e|f> so go figure
01:00 <b1rd> Yea excepts everywhere 
02:00 <b1rd> thx hellfury
02:00 <b1rd> Nice :) 
08:00 <HellFury> np
09:00 <e|f> i gots ginger beer
09:00 <e|f> woop
10:29 <energizer> good song
14:00 <HellFury> same
14:00 <HellFury> but i haven't done morning meds
14:00 <HellFury> so not touching it
14:00 <e|f> k
15:00 <HellFury> i hate being diabetic
15:00 <e|f> type 1 or 2?
15:00 <HellFury> T1...
15:00 <HellFury> but taking T2 meds
15:00 <HellFury> specialist hasn't changedf
15:00 <HellFury> them
16:00 <e|f> hope they find a cure for you soon :)
16:00 <HellFury> yeah 8 yrs and counting lol
16:00 <e|f> ice cream is currently the only known cure
16:00 <e|f> tastes good too
16:00 <e|f> ;D
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18:00 <HellFury> haha
18:00 <HellFury> no it will trigger a sugar high
19:00 <e|f> ^_^
19:00 <b1rd> Ok on beach
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20:00 <b1rd> Yay
20:00 <b1rd> Quite noice too
20:00 <e|f> i saw the talent at the beach yesterday
20:00 <e|f> so i'm all perved out
21:00 <b1rd> Ah yea
21:00 <e|f> maybe i'll go again next week
21:00 <b1rd> Kool
21:00 <e|f> i had some kind of yoghurt dish from the kiosk yesterday
21:00 <e|f> yoghurt, muesli, strawberry and banana
21:00 <e|f> was good
21:00 <b1rd> Any gud? 
21:00 <e|f> yea
21:00 <b1rd> Yum
22:00 <b1rd> Gunna soak up the sun till it goes down like 4 or 5
22:00 <b1rd> Then get a feed
23:00 <e|f> good idea
23:00 <e|f> i just had salmon with chilli for the first time
23:00 <e|f> not... a good combo
23:00 <e|f> blerk
23:00 <b1rd> Could easily live here
24:00 <b1rd> Probly get bored but
24:00 <e|f> yea
25:00 <b1rd> Was a big gino body building guy before
25:00 <e|f> lol
25:00 <b1rd> lol
25:00 <e|f> yea, i know him
25:00 <e|f> his names Adonis
25:00 <e|f> ;p
25:00 <b1rd> Lol
26:00 <b1rd> Funny guy
26:00 <e|f> ^_^
26:00 <b1rd> Ah
26:00 <b1rd> Must take lotta juice
26:00 <b1rd> To pump him up
26:00 <e|f> maybe
26:00 <HellFury> on bleach eh
26:00 <b1rd> Yea
27:00 <e|f> his testicles look like walnuts
27:00 <e|f> true story
27:00 <HellFury> got kumchi
27:00 <b1rd> Hehe cute
27:00 <b1rd> Yum
27:00 <HellFury> kunchi
27:00 <b1rd> U like it hf? 
28:00 <HellFury> kunchi is nice
28:00 <b1rd> Is innit
31:06 <e|f> hi
32:00 <e|f> phone is almost charged
33:00 <e|f> will stay off the wine today, let my body recover
34:00 <b1rd> Hot
34:00 <b1rd> Makes good farts too
38:00 <HellFury> here have a cumsquat
38:00 <HellFury> i mean cumquat
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46:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Devil45
59:38 <AndroUser> +OK qwB.w1e.fJZ094.FY/NZLFk0pxKj606/6QF.rYHsw.R6LmB1
00:44 <e|f> +OK
00:49 <e|f> +FUCK_YOU
01:18 <AndroUser> +OK YgboD/5MjMh1UPm2E0pTVtG1ftaQc0bLCX7.P25Wj/czGQS0LUJL10vmf/m.
01:32 <e|f> +DO_NOT_UNDERSTAND
01:36 <e|f> +SPEAK_ENGLISH
01:43 <e|f> +NOT_ENCRYPTED_BULLSHIT
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02:13 <AndroUser> +OK yYGWk.IFkSd1tnevB.uC1s5.h7WRi1wHNdC16rlbh0MLAYw1GnHpO0jaNds.WMbvm0yxjqU/lO73a.TKNRe0
02:40 <e|f> >_>
02:45 <AndroUser> Have you been ostracised yet?
02:56 <e|f> nop
03:08 <AndroUser> I can only speak Hindi sorry can't you understand me?
03:25 <e|f> well, i can now
03:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Picked bum then nose
03:40 <AndroUser> Hi 👋 I'm Howard from Uzbekistan
03:49 <e|f> hi
03:59 <e|f> what was with the encrypted messages ?
04:40 <AndroUser> +OK MG4fN/e9QCS1iPwiW0NGnXC0fMDNZ/XAaI2.hdXcR.Uy4JE0f0H.G02CMzo/JmHsU120qtC1Ps04c1wAUk2.ak1Y9.vGZoK.
04:47 <e|f> yea, those
05:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
06:15 <AndroUser> I don't know how does it work i just done it mucking around
06:28 <e|f> ok
06:34 <e|f> i have no way of decrypting it
07:23 <AndroUser> Can you do it so I can see what it does?
08:02 <e|f> <AndroUser> +OK MG4fN/e9QCS1iPwiW0NGnXC0fMDNZ/XAaI2.hdXcR.Uy4JE0f0H.G02CMzo/JmHsU120qtC1Ps04c1wAUk2.ak1Y9.vGZoK.
08:36 <AndroUser> No key was set it says error
08:42 <e|f> hmm ok
08:43 <lx> ...ah huh...
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10:03 <b1rd> Bye lumeah
10:09 <b1rd> U nutcase
10:55 <e|f> no point in saying something if no one can understand it
11:17 <b1rd> Yea shes retarded
12:28 <e|f> i suppose it's possible that other people here could understand those encrypted messages, but i doubt it
12:34 <e|f> might as well talk in binary
20:00 <e|f> speak of the Devil
20:00 <e|f> :O
21:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
21:21 <energizer> lol AT messages?
21:39 <energizer> possible iot IRC device?
24:00 <HellFury> still eating kunchi and at the bleach?
24:00 <b1rd> Yea
24:00 <HellFury> ;p
27:00 <e|f> ^_^
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35:00 <e|f> divinity
36:00 <e|f> divinity
36:00 <e|f> divinity
37:00 <e|f> ok, i'm done
40:00 <b1rd> LOL @ taco
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04:35 <energizer> +OK qwB.w1e.fJZ094.FY/NZLFk0pxKj606/6QF.rYHsw.R6LmB1
04:48 <energizer> +OK qwB.w1e.fJZ094.FY/NZLFk0pxKj606/6QF.rYHsw.R6LmB1
14:00 <Xhexx> Morning all, who's up?
17:00 <e|f> <-
19:00 <HellFury> _..
19:00 <HellFury> _>>
19:00 <HellFury> ffs
20:00 <HellFury> ->
20:00 <e|f> lol
20:00 <HellFury> not mah day
20:00 <e|f> total IRC amateur mistake to type an . instead of a >
20:00 <e|f> ;D
20:00 <e|f> ......................................
21:00 <Devil45> i do that a lot e|f
21:00 <e|f> omg
21:00 <e|f> amateur
21:00 <Devil45> when a command requires > i do < instead and wonder why it doesnt work
21:00 <Devil45> pft
21:00 <e|f> ;p
21:00 <e|f> j/k
21:00 <Devil45> its called 'not paying attention'
22:00 <e|f> irc requires great focus and concentration
22:00 <e|f> hahaha
22:00 <Devil45> something ive been doing a lot
22:00 <e|f> getting old
22:00 <Devil45> no
22:00 <e|f> i know the feeling
22:00 <Xhexx> Legit only downloaded this last night
22:00 <Devil45> paying attention - something i fail to do
22:00 <Xhexx> Absolutely no idea what I'm doing
22:00 <e|f> back in my teenage days i totally pwned IRC
22:00 <e|f> i ruled the world
22:00 <Devil45> getting old is just nature mate
22:00 <Devil45> sucks but nature
22:00 <e|f> yea
22:00 <e|f> i know :)
23:00 <Devil45> i ran into this dreg at the shop earlier.
23:00 <breaker> !seen Devil1945
23:00 <e|f> yea...?
23:00 <Devil45> by dreg i mean some clown in thongs
23:00 <breaker> .seen Devil1945
23:00 <StupidOP> Devil1945 has not been seen.
23:00 <e|f> why were they a dreg
23:00 <e|f> just the thongs ?
24:00 <Devil45> they looked derelict
24:00 <e|f> i saw an older lady buying smokes the other month. she had no teeth, skin looked horrible, looked like a drug addict. her hair was ok, but that's easy for anyone, isn't it? just let it grow and colour it
24:00 <b1rd> Oh yuk
24:00 <e|f> that is my definition of dreg
25:00 <Devil45> this was a guy
25:00 <Devil45> he looked like santa claus who got kicked out of the north pole
25:00 <e|f> lol
25:00 <Devil45> white beard n shit
25:00 <e|f> lol yea
25:00 <HellFury> (@b1rd) Funny cunt
25:00 <HellFury> (@Devil45) o
25:00 <HellFury> oops
25:00 <HellFury> one of those days
25:00 <HellFury> sorry
26:00 <HellFury> try #2
26:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/dI8BbmK
26:00 <breaker> HellFury does those fake mistakes for attention
26:00 <b1rd> Just on fone with jen
26:00 <Xhexx> SO, are all servers normally this quiet?
26:00 <b1rd> Brb
26:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 b1rd...
26:00 <e|f> that pic looks like kim kardashian
26:00 <Devil45> some days they are like a morgue
27:00 <b1rd> I found out u know breaker... My father fucked jen lol
27:00 <b1rd> Go dad
27:00 <HellFury> haha
27:00 <Xhexx> That's kind of what I've noticed haha
27:00 <Devil45> other days you get a little chat - occasionally trolls
27:00 <e|f> Xhexx: IRC is mostly dead these days. try year 2002
27:00 <Devil45> but mostly quiet
27:00 <Xhexx> Tried to join a bunch last night after my boyfriend explained the basics
27:00 <Xhexx> and yeah, ghost town :P
27:00 <e|f> yep
27:00 <Devil45> a decade ago ircd was cool
27:00 <e|f> ^^
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28:00 <e|f> facebook stole most of IRC's users
28:00 <b1rd> Yea
28:00 <breaker> ircd ?
28:00 <Devil45> i had a bot which would connect with me - and get ops there
28:00 <e|f> so blame facebook
28:00 <Devil45> but its not just ops
28:00 <breaker> Devil1945 doesn't know there'sd a difference between IRC and IRCd
28:00 <b1rd> Hate fb
28:00 <Xhexx> To be fair, facebook has its uses
28:00 <Devil45> irc was also an experience to annoy or befriend folks
28:00 <Devil45> now fakebook does that
29:00 <Xhexx> I use it for networking normally, or keeping up with friends and family
29:00 <Xhexx> would be pretty hard to do that with this
29:00 <b1rd> We met rich bitches off irc and smoked weed with em one time aged 16
29:00 <e|f> i use it (facebook) for conning the vulnerable out of their hard-earned money
29:00 <e|f> true story
29:00 <b1rd> Yeap
29:00 <Xhexx> are you a nigerian prince?
29:00 <e|f> yes
29:00 <b1rd> Ye
29:00 <Xhexx> hot
30:00 <e|f> ;D
30:00 <Xhexx> hahahaha
30:00 <e|f> btw, my uncle needs a kidney transplant
30:00 <e|f> so please transfer $50,000 to my bank account
30:00 <e|f> this afternoon, please, if you're not busy
30:00 <Xhexx> I'll bring the ice if you bring the bathtub?
30:00 <e|f> hahaha
30:00 <e|f> those nigerians
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31:00 <e|f> when will they learn
31:00 <HellFury> 419's
31:00 <Xhexx> 419-eater was a genuinely good read
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32:00 <b1rd> I seen a african bitch on train talkin shit arguin on the fone
32:00 <b1rd> Total bitch
33:00 <Xhexx> Looks like I've found a new way to procrastinate
33:00 <Xhexx> Who needs to study anyway right?
34:00 <e|f> what are you studying
34:00 <e|f> neurosurgery?
35:00 <b1rd> Lolol
35:00 <Xhexx> Medicine
35:00 <Xhexx> Close enough haha
35:00 <e|f> cool
35:00 <e|f> are you planning to specialise or just doing a 3-5 year degree
36:00 <Xhexx> nah just general practice
36:00 <e|f> cool
36:00 <e|f> a gp
36:00 <b1rd> I wanna b a breast tester
36:00 <e|f> you have to know a lot and pretend you know everything to be a gp
36:00 <Xhexx> I feel like there's probably a word for that
36:00 <Xhexx> uh
36:00 <Xhexx> women already know everything
36:00 <Xhexx> fucking gender passive
36:00 <flammable> ^ can vouch
36:00 <e|f> also have to spend a lot of time dealing with people who have nothing wrong with them and just want to talk
36:00 <flammable> We do
37:00 <b1rd> Lol losers
37:00 <Xhexx> I dont mind
37:00 <b1rd> Tell em to go on irc
37:00 <Xhexx> I like the idea of dealing with new people everyday
37:00 <Xhexx> something different
37:00 <e|f> being a doctor is mostly about social skills
37:00 <e|f> a gp, anyway
37:00 <e|f> and you've got to have a good memory and good grades
37:00 <b1rd> Youll get the same losers day in day out
37:00 <Xhexx> mmm and suffering hyperchondriacs
37:00 <b1rd> Yup
37:00 <Devil45> well ... if it wasnt for women none of us would have mothers or exist as we do now.
37:38 <e|f> meh
38:00 <Xhexx> Good grades I've got in spades ^.^
38:00 <e|f> hypochondria
38:00 <e|f> lol
38:00 <Xhexx> pot killed my memory 
38:00 <Devil45> hypochondriacs?
38:00 <Xhexx> closeenough.jpg
38:00 <e|f> hypochondria - where someone thinks they've got something medically wrong with them, but not
38:00 <Xhexx> Tyty
38:00 <Devil45> that can also attribute to people reading medical books and inventing illnesses e|f
39:00 <b1rd> Xhexx unew to austnet? 
39:00 <e|f> quick, i'm having a heart attack, google the symptoms. yes, that's it! no, it was heartburn from eating that burger
39:00 <Xhexx> Yeah bird, never used irc full stop until about 5 hours ago
39:00 <Devil45> its like when someone pukes for most of the day and assumes its something more serious that it actually is
39:00 <e|f> yes Devil, exactly
39:00 <b1rd> Lol sure kid sure
39:00 <Devil45> when its really gastric bug
39:00 <Devil45> or some virus
40:00 <Xhexx> heh 
40:00 <Xhexx> what I get for dating a guy in his mid 30s I guess
40:00 <Xhexx> heard him say irc for the 13th time
40:00 <Devil45> but thats ok - vomiting is a way of removing toxins
40:00 <Xhexx> and I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS IT
40:00 <Devil45> er
40:00 <e|f> dating and IRC don't usually go well together
41:00 <e|f> all the women i met off IRC turned out to be cops
41:00 <e|f> true story
41:00 <Devil45> irc - a place to chat - fight - troll - get owned - maybe make a friend
41:00 <b1rd> Yea
41:00 <Devil45> not in that order
41:00 <Devil45> you mean they were MALE cops e|f?
41:00 <Xhexx> I guess I was just fascinated
41:00 <e|f> well, now you know, Xhexx
41:00 <e|f> welcome to the labrynth
41:00 <b1rd> Good trolling to root ircers tho
41:00 <Xhexx> *pokes it with a stick*
42:00 <b1rd> Ppl go bannana s
42:00 <e|f> yea, they were 
42:00 <e|f> FBI
42:00 <e|f> but i don't want to talk about it :$
42:00 <Devil45> reminds me - one server had users joining rooms claiming to be teen girls asking for cam
42:00 <b1rd> Yum
42:00 <Devil45> turns out they were actually undercover detectives from the cyber crime squad
42:00 <Xhexx> As if you would fall for that though
42:00 <b1rd> Still yum
42:00 <Devil45> targeting predators
42:00 <Devil45> nah
42:00 <Devil45> i told em to piss off mostly when i was there
42:00 <b1rd> Legal pedoin
43:00 <e|f> IRC: Where the men are men. The women are.. mostly men. The children... are undercover cops.
43:00 <Devil45> ^
43:00 <Xhexx> I thought that was just the internet
43:00 <e|f> trust a magical elf
43:00 <e|f> ^_^
43:00 <Devil45> "its on the internet so it must be true"
43:00 <Xhexx> The man told me not to mention I'm a girl
43:00 <b1rd> Or enemies tryin catfish u
43:00 <Xhexx> He was like they're fucking weirdos 
43:00 <Xhexx> hahahahahaha
44:00 <e|f> well he was right
44:00 <b1rd> :D
44:00 <Xhexx> mate
44:00 <Xhexx> no shit
44:00 <Devil45> it all boils down to common sense
44:00 <b1rd> Pics or bs
44:00 <Devil45> if you know the risks and go online - you be ok
44:00 <b1rd> Yea tru
44:00 <e|f> i know the risks
44:00 <e|f> i do
44:00 <Xhexx> how do you do that?
44:00 <Xhexx> with the colour?
44:00 <Devil45> im not just talking about irc - but untrusted and unsecured sites
45:00 <Devil45> some still use http
45:00 <b1rd> Very tru
45:00 <e|f> i only use SSL and use latex gloves while using my keyboard for IRC
45:00 <Devil45> so click at own risk is the rule
45:00 <e|f> you can never be too careful
45:00 <Devil45> disposable surgical gloves
45:00 <b1rd> Yupp
45:00 <e|f> yea
45:00 <b1rd> Lol
45:00 <Devil45> like detectives wear when handling evidence
46:00 <b1rd> Can i have a digital rectal examination 
46:00 <b1rd> :D
46:00 <b1rd> Please 
46:00 <e|f> IRC is a secret craft that takes years of experience to master
46:00 <e|f> :O
46:00 <Xhexx> Or you could just use google
47:00 <Xhexx> :'D
47:00 <e|f> what's google?
47:00 <Xhexx> Where am I?
47:00 <e|f> i ask all my questions here
47:00 <e|f> "am I going to die?"
47:00 <Xhexx> Yes
47:00 <e|f> "no, you'll live forever"
47:00 <e|f> "ok, phew. was worried about that one"
47:00 <b1rd> Can i have a digital rectal examination? 
47:00 <Xhexx> I mean
47:00 <Xhexx> not a very useful one
47:00 <b1rd> Please 
47:00 <Xhexx> diagnostically speaking
48:00 <e|f> well, i need to know these things
48:00 <e|f> for my mental wellbeing
48:00 <Devil45> not even zuckerberg knows that secret e|f
48:00 <e|f> haha
48:00 <b1rd> Can i have a digital rectal examination?? 
48:00 <Devil45> its like the colonels secret herbs and spices
48:00 <e|f> yea it is
48:00 <b1rd> Think me prostate broken
48:00 <Xhexx> COuld go some kfc actually
48:00 <e|f> it's locked away in a vault, somewhere
48:00 <Xhexx> fuck you for making me hungry
48:00 <b1rd> Yum
48:00 <Devil45> i had takeaway lunch already :D
48:00 <b1rd> Fkn im goin get kfc
49:00 <Xhexx> not lunch time yet here
49:00 <Devil45> its 2 pm here
49:00 <b1rd> Yum
49:00 <Devil45> just after 2 pm
49:00 <Xhexx> almost midday here
49:00 <e|f> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+KFC%27s+secret+recipe%3F
49:00 <Devil45> wa time - behind sa
49:00 <e|f> ^^
49:00 <Xhexx> yep
49:00 <e|f> you're a perth person, Xhexx?
49:00 <Xhexx> >.>
49:00 <Xhexx> <.<
49:00 <b1rd> Xhexx howd u learn about irc? 
49:00 <Devil45> i only guessed that based on the user host mask
49:00 <Xhexx> yes
50:00 <Xhexx> my what now?
50:00 <b1rd> Xhexx howd u learn about irc?
50:00 <Devil45> optus host
50:00 <e|f> he's hacking you!
50:00 <e|f> :O
50:00 <Devil45> wait... bigpond ;p fuckit - all the same to me
50:00 <b1rd> Ahh
50:00 <Devil45> nah
50:00 <b1rd> Its flammable
50:00 <e|f> Xhexx, you should get a job in the mines in Perth instead of the whole doctor thing
51:00 <e|f> if making money is your main objective
51:00 <Devil45> not again b1rd? wasnt it someone who said b1rd = mzmvp the other day?
51:00 <b1rd> Knew as much 
51:00 <b1rd> No new users on irc
51:00 <Xhexx> nah the mines is fucked
51:00 <Devil45> oh that was energizer
51:00 <b1rd> Theyre leaving
51:00 <e|f> they love women operating the mining equipment. apparently they're better drivers than men are.
51:00 <e|f> ;D
51:00 <Xhexx> so they say
51:00 <Xhexx> something about concentration and lack of tunnel vision
52:00 <Xhexx> private practice is cushy
52:00 <e|f> no kidding
53:00 <Xhexx> Should be good though
53:00 <e|f> how far are you into your degree ?
53:00 <Xhexx> many years left of study unfortunately
54:00 <Xhexx> will be worth it in the end
54:00 <e|f> ah
54:00 <e|f> yea, it will
54:00 <e|f> big debt paying for it all but it will eventually cover itself
54:00 <e|f> when you're making 2-300k a year
55:00 <Xhexx> Nothing compared to studying the same thing in the states
55:00 <Xhexx> I'll take my HECS happily
55:00 <e|f> yeah
56:00 <e|f> good income guaranteed
56:00 <e|f> making it as a musician or sports player or whatever, not so much
56:00 <e|f> kudos to you
56:00 <e|f> ^_^
56:00 <Xhexx> If I pass all my exams sure
56:00 <Xhexx> Finals absolutely sucks
57:00 <e|f> you still have to take exams periodically when you practice
57:00 <Xhexx> Mmmm CPDs
58:00 <b1rd> Yay school time
58:00 <b1rd> Gunna go perve on some young gurls get lunch
58:00 <b1rd> Brb
58:00 <lx> 1 Bye for now1 b1rd...
59:00 <e|f> k, enjoy
59:00 <Devil45> hes off to do some b1rd watching
00:00 <Xhexx> So he mentioned
00:00 <e|f> he's gonna sit up on a lamppost to watch like one of those pelicans
00:00 <Devil45> artistic resarch
01:00 <Devil45> the beauties on the beach
01:00 <b1rd> Yup
03:00 <Xhexx> Are you using it on your phone or did you sprint for food?>
03:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
03:00 <e|f> phone, he is
04:00 <Devil45> b1rd is on phone but can multitask - he said so
04:00 <e|f> by multitask he means 'masturbate'
04:00 <e|f> an important part of IRC 
04:00 <e|f> remember i said about it being a secret craft...?
05:00 <b1rd> One could say im doing the school run :p
05:00 <b1rd> Yup quite right devil45 
05:00 <b1rd> Then bak to beach
05:00 <Xhexx> Didn't figure you'd be able to use something like this on your phone
05:00 <Xhexx> cool
05:00 <b1rd> Lol
05:00 <b1rd> Yup :p
06:00 <b1rd> Ok. Brb
06:00 <e|f> basically, any concept with computers... will probably exist on a phone too
06:00 <e|f> just search the app store or google play or whatever
06:00 <Devil45> ^
07:00 <Devil45> theres tons of shit on google play or app stores
07:00 <Devil45> for phones pc tablet etc.
07:00 <e|f> shit is the keyword
07:00 <Xhexx> Fair enough :) 
07:00 <Devil45> well if its snapchat ill agree
07:00 <e|f> the developers were like "how can we make money out of school kids?" / "we'll put paid adverts on our app"
08:00 <e|f> the story for a lot of phone apps
08:00 <e|f> how they came to be
08:00 <Xhexx> Eh
08:00 <Xhexx> I only really have the time for one social
08:00 <Xhexx> otherwise too many distractions
08:00 <Xhexx> FB is my vice
09:00 <e|f> most of the games and stuff exist tenfold, and to create them, a lot of code was just copied, dumped in pretty much
09:00 <e|f> there are some exceptions
09:00 <e|f> Minecraft
09:00 <e|f> stuff like that
10:00 <Xhexx> are we still talking about phones?
10:00 <e|f> yep
10:00 <Xhexx> mc is on phones?
10:00 <e|f> ah
10:00 <e|f> you got me
10:00 <Xhexx> where the fuck have I been living? hahaha
10:00 <e|f> but other games like card games or whatever
10:00 <e|f> Poker
10:00 <Xhexx> yeah fair enough
10:00 <e|f> on phones
10:00 <e|f> all the sort of stuff
10:00 <Xhexx> a lot of pc games are like that too 
10:00 <e|f> yea
10:00 <e|f> you know what i mean :)
11:00 <Xhexx> mmm can't really hate it though
11:00 <Xhexx> forces everyone to improve & do better than the last person
11:00 <breaker> e|f and Xhexx should hook up.
11:00 <Xhexx> or at least... theoretically 
12:00 <e|f> writing code is a cool thing because you can code it, come back later and tinker with it, make it better. that time duration could be 5 mins, 3 years etc
12:00 <e|f> ^_^
12:00 <Xhexx> The boyfriend told me to ignore both breaker & bird
12:00 <Xhexx> :'D
13:00 <e|f> lol
13:00 <Devil45> that wont always wok
13:00 <Devil45> work*
13:00 <Devil45> because he uses bots to get around ignore
13:00 <Xhexx> oh I didnt know you could actually ignore people
13:00 <Devil45> you can
13:00 <Xhexx> I figured he just meant mentally 
13:00 <Xhexx> :'D
13:00 <Xhexx> fucking hell
13:00 <Devil45> but if you ignore the user - they may try using a bot thats in the channel to annoy you and bypass ignore
13:00 <breaker> Who's the "boyfriend" ?
14:00 <Xhexx> Someone who said you're a troll
14:00 <Xhexx> Was he right?
14:00 <breaker> And you believe them?
14:00 <e|f> see you are learning the ancient craft of IRC now
14:00 <e|f> you can ignore people
14:00 <e|f> there is, however, no way to physically punch someone via IRC
14:00 <Xhexx> something tells me it's going to take longer than a day
14:00 <Devil45> or you can choose to simply not reply to them
15:00 <e|f> i'm working on code to do it, though
15:00 <Devil45> nah its easy'
15:00 <e|f> are you using mIRC, Xhexx ?
16:00 <Devil45> if b1rd is being silly - ill will have a word with him
16:00 <Xhexx> yep
16:00 <Devil45> hes got ircops watching him anyway
16:00 <e|f> mIRC has a help file -- /help -- if you want to take a look
16:00 <e|f> very good and thorough help file
16:00 <Devil45> or
16:00 <Devil45> you can ask someone here why may know
17:00 <breaker> /play $read(help.txt)
17:00 <Devil45> like  e|f energizer or anyone
17:00 <e|f> also, i think when it's first installed, there is also another, smaller help file dedicated to IRC
17:00 <e|f> IRChelp or something
17:00 <Devil45> who* 
17:00 <e|f> which might not apply to every server you're on because they're all different a lot of the time
17:00 <energizer> Xhexx: breaker is okay
17:00 <Xhexx> Alright thanks, will have a look
17:00 <energizer> he trolls the people who deserve it
17:00 <b1rd> A poof just perved at me
18:00 <Devil45> thats not exactly true energizer
18:00 <Xhexx> hahaha I'm sure the SO was just kidding
18:00 <e|f> sometimes i print the mIRC help file out, put the printed pages on the floor, cover myself in oil, and roll around on them
18:00 <Xhexx> haven't had any issues thus far
18:00 <Devil45> hes been annoying those who dont even talk to her
18:00 <e|f> but that's another story
18:00 <energizer> well, true at least 50% of the time Devil45 :D
18:00 <Devil45> him or it
18:00 <b1rd> Him
18:00 <breaker> /play $read(readme.txt)
18:00 <energizer> who's your SO Xhexx 
18:00 <b1rd> K gettin drink
20:00 <Devil45> speaking of trolls - trump is one of the worst. he believes all women on irc love him.
20:00 <Xhexx> A ghost
20:00 <Devil45> when the reality is - none of them can stand him
20:00 <e|f> that's because he's the real Donald Trump
20:00 <e|f> ;D
21:00 <Xhexx> Please no
21:00 <energizer> interesting. Why wouldn't you say who they are, Xhexx?
21:00 <Xhexx> Because he shook his head when I asked if I should
21:00 <Devil45> not the real one
21:00 <Devil45> the emu lover who comes here
21:00 <e|f> haha
21:00 <e|f> ...
23:00 <breaker> Devil1945 trolls people all the time and talks about people when they're not here.
24:00 <Devil45> if he tries anything, just say no
24:00 <e|f> that /play readme thing wouldn't work 
25:00 <e|f> you'd need two /s to evaluate the command
25:00 <e|f> properly
26:00 <Devil45> Tuesday 13/11/2018 14:56:15
26:00 <breaker> Wasn't meant to.. just looks good to say it could be play'd :P
26:00 <e|f> lol
26:00 <Devil45> use // as e|f says for some commands
26:00 <Devil45> otherwise it wont work
26:00 <e|f> yeah but don't use the one breaker posted
27:00 <e|f> he was trying to h4x0r you
27:00 <Devil45> hes ignored
27:00 <Devil45> because hes a moron
27:00 <e|f> ah
27:00 <breaker> haha.
28:00 <e|f> bubbye hex
28:00 <e|f> until we meet again
28:00 <e|f> ^_^
29:00 <e|f> be like (to the boyfriend): "why the hell did you tell me to come on here? they're all weirdos!"
30:00 <breaker> /timer 1 1 /say $fulldate | /say $host | /say $version | /say $port | /say $ip
31:00 <e|f> wb
31:00 <e|f> timers eh
31:00 <e|f> good old timers
32:00 <e|f> if it's a freshly installed copy of mIRC it would give the warning dialog when sometime first tried to run a command, anyway
32:00 <e|f> sometime = someone
33:00 <Xhexx> ah yeah
33:00 <breaker> /timerQ 0 300 /msg $chan $read(e|f_knowledge.txt)
33:00 <Xhexx> my cat 
33:00 <Xhexx> jumped on the power button 
33:00 <Xhexx> she's a cunt
34:00 <e|f> i thought you left us because your initial assessment of us was that we are all weirdos
34:00 <Xhexx> nah
34:00 <e|f> but i'm relieved now to know it was the cat all along
34:00 <Xhexx> weirdos are my people
34:00 <e|f> timer -m 0 50 echo -a e|f loves you!
35:00 <Devil45> gotta love cats - annoying but loveable at the same time.
35:00 <breaker> echo to yourself?
35:00 <e|f> yeah i need to know i'm loved
35:00 <Xhexx> mmm Starbuck is a special kind of asshole
36:00 <breaker> on *:text:*:#: { if ($nick == e|f) {
36:00 <breaker> write e|f-log.txt [ $time(dd/mm/yyyy) $time(HH:nn:ss tt) ] $+ [$chan] $+ < $+ $nick $+ > $1-
36:00 <breaker> }
36:00 <e|f> :O
36:00 <e|f> you're logging me
36:00 <Xhexx> huh?
36:00 <breaker> No :P
36:00 <e|f> (breaker is talking to me)
36:00 <breaker> Just something I whipped up just then
37:00 <e|f> you'd need [$chan] as [ $+ $chan $+ ]
37:00 <e|f> won't evaluate otherwise
43:00 <b1rd> Ive decided im gonna smash down two pies
43:00 <b1rd> Yum
43:00 <b1rd> Brb
43:00 <lx> 1 Oh so quick1 b1rd...
45:00 <Xhexx> Just got shown some massive scripts for this 
45:00 <Xhexx> Where do you guys find the time 
45:00 <Xhexx> hahahaa
47:00 <e|f> yeah some people create stuff for mIRC with the scripting language
48:00 <Xhexx> Yeahhh I have nfc what any of it does
48:00 <Xhexx> looks reasonably complicated
48:00 <Xhexx> but that's an untrained eye
49:00 <e|f> again, the ancient craft of IRC
49:00 <e|f> take a tip from me - concentrate on the medical degree
49:00 <e|f> ;D
49:00 <Xhexx> hah, yes, I will study eventually today
50:00 <Xhexx> when youtube stops distracting me
51:00 <b1rd> Ok eatin pies
52:00 <b1rd> Yum
52:00 <Xhexx> Pies would probably be a better call than KFC
52:00 <e|f> gonna make a coffee
52:00 <e|f> brb
52:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 e|f...
53:00 <b1rd> K
54:00 <b1rd> Bloody good pies
56:00 <Xhexx> Mail me some kthanx
56:00 <b1rd> Address kid? 
56:00 <Watties> pies would be nice might have a pie tonight
57:00 <b1rd> Im having two right now
57:00 <b1rd> Not coles shit
57:00 <Xhexx> Yep 123 definitelyarealstreet, WA
57:00 <b1rd> Premium stuff
58:00 <b1rd> Kidddddie! 
58:00 <Xhexx> Im surviving off the time-tested uni student diet of mountain dew and fear
59:00 <e|f> send me to me care of Jesus at the Pentagon
59:00 <e|f> coles meat pies are prob. horse meat
59:00 <e|f> wouldn't not surprise me
00:00 <Xhexx> the shit cuts we dont export at that
00:00 <Xhexx> still taste good though
00:00 <e|f> yea
00:00 <e|f> lips and aholes
00:00 <Xhexx> The occasional hoof
00:00 <e|f> offal
01:00 <b1rd> Lovely
01:00 <b1rd> Next pie
01:00 <b1rd> Y waste good food
02:00 <b1rd> Real men eat entire animal 
02:00 <b1rd> A hungry wolf or lion wont leave much
02:00 <e|f> lol
03:00 <e|f> i've never had the stomach to each much of it
03:00 <e|f> but liver is ok
03:00 <e|f> had liver once, it was ok
03:00 <Xhexx> Nah fuck that
03:00 <SkyFire> hi e|f
03:00 <e|f> hi SkyFire, wb :)
03:00 <b1rd> We eat entire carp in asia
03:00 <SkyFire> :)
03:00 <b1rd> Eyeball head
04:00 <b1rd> Etc
04:00 <b1rd> Brains
04:00 <SkyFire> and gets eaten by flammable - LoL
05:00 <flammable> Nom Nom
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25:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Shush u big stinky bum
28:23 <HellFury> its ok i am happy being a stinky bum rather then a fat retard
31:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U r a fat retard
40:56 <eddie> [[[[[pong]]]]] behave
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45:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong just call her sand name back
45:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Same
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45:17 <energizer> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ breaker
45:49 <b1rd> LOL @ ENERGIZER THE JIPPO
47:54 <breaker> lolol @ Tim the guy who stalks and harsses women online while getting married to his girlfriend in a few weeks time
48:08 <energizer> lol @ b1rd
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48:17 <energizer> lol breaker you clueless twit :)
48:26 <energizer> does jen know you're in love with her?
48:30 <SkyFire> hi energizer :)
48:45 <energizer> or is it a similar arrangement to b1rd and kelevra?
48:48 <b1rd> His gf that is an ugly dog and probably his sister
49:12 <breaker> Might have to have a few word with Adrienne, what ya reckon Tim?
49:36 <energizer> yeah go for it mate she's seeing the nonsense you're typing right now
50:03 <energizer> she won't be any more impressed than any of your other IRL mates when you tell them about the dude you 'owned' on your internet chat rooms
50:24 <SkyFire> lol
50:25 <energizer> also hey SkyFire
50:32 <b1rd> How can she not be depressed being as ugly as she is?
50:40 <SkyFire> b1rd making a fool of itself again
50:49 <breaker> You say that like she's there.. but the facts are.. she's not.. You make sure Adrienne doesn't find out about your online stalking and harssment of women dont you Tim.. we wouldn't want Adrienne to see all the logs and screens of your sexual harssments.
50:53 <SkyFire> or still
50:54 <energizer> "isn't that the homeless guy?"
50:56 <energizer> lollll
51:20 <energizer> honestly breaker do it nobody cares
51:27 <breaker> You care :)
51:29 <energizer> b1rd tried
51:32 <energizer> your turn
51:33 <energizer> NEXT
51:36 <SkyFire> living in a van
51:46 <breaker> You'd do anything to make sure she doesn't see the logs and screenshots :)
51:58 <SkyFire> breaker is no better
52:05 <b1rd> Ur gf looks old enough to be ur mum
52:30 <breaker> Just like with her email account.. you watched and watched around the clock to see when the emails were coming in.. you know those logs Adrienne saw and read? the same ones you missed LOLOLOL
52:50 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOL
53:00 <breaker> Those cyber sexing logs of you and Kelevra
53:05 <breaker> ;)
53:10 <breaker> WE ALL saw it!
53:18 <energizer> bored. just words
53:50 <b1rd> how tall are u tim? Five feet two?
54:09 <breaker> He's short enough to run over
54:25 <b1rd> :)
55:51 <breaker> Watch out Tim! You never know what will end up at the wedding :)
56:06 <b1rd> ROFLMAO
56:12 <energizer> LOLLLLLLLLL you gonna come along breaker? fuckin see you there champ :D
56:25 <energizer> i'll make sure they open both doors so you can fit through
56:27 <b1rd> I'll deck him
56:39 <b1rd> Kick his cake over
57:20 <e|f> more nicotine gum for e|f
57:21 <e|f> ^_^
57:26 <b1rd> Yum
57:57 <b1rd> Try the spray one its like crack
58:08 <e|f> tried it
58:14 <b1rd> No good?
58:17 <e|f> yep
58:23 <b1rd> Cool
58:33 <b1rd> Used that for ages
58:42 <e|f> lozenges taste like an ashtray party in my mouth and everyone's invited
58:50 <b1rd> Yup
00:01 <e|f> i remember years ago i took a sip from a beer that wasn't mine
00:11 <e|f> turns out someone had ashed a few cigarettes into it
00:15 <e|f> lovely experience
00:21 <b1rd> Loloolol
00:24 <e|f> same as sucking on a nicorette lozenge
00:55 <b1rd> Backy bongs
03:40 <b1rd> Quickly gonna get quick sip tap
03:45 <b1rd> Bbs
03:46 <lx>  We'll still be here b1rd...
03:53 <b1rd> Thirsty
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05:24 <b1rd> Kara how much for an hour hun
05:43 <b1rd> Pm me with pics ill bbs
06:09 <e|f> lol
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23:59 <breaker> [14/11/2018 18:28:21] (Kezzie): fuck the police and insurance been 5 months since i crashed my car we still have no idea if it will be fixed or crushed insurance is waiting on blood tests from hosp which will be clear police rang me said they sending report to insurance
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25:14 <Kezzie> fuck off breaker
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25:35 <energizer> he's desperate for attention of any kind
25:44 <energizer> watch him bite
26:15 <Kezzie> he got a bot in melb energizer
26:43 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie my fellow channel angel and irc wifey
26:46 <energizer> course he does, he can't stand to miss anything that goes on around here. IRC is his whole life
26:53 <energizer> hey Jimbo
26:57 <^bozoJim> hi Exo
27:02 <^bozoJim> hi energizer
27:27 <SkyFire> hi Jim
27:30 <breaker> Projection there Tim
27:30 <SkyFire> !ttop10
27:33 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(720) 2. swsdude(572) 3. b1rd(410) 4. aLiEn8D_Romeo(270) 5. Watties(208) 6. flammable(189) 7. energizer(164) 8. Sutekh(94) 9. HellFury(73) 10. Exo(68)
27:48 <^bozoJim> hi SkyFire
30:25 <breaker> [14/11/2018 18:28:21] (Kezzie): fuck the police and insurance been 5 months since i crashed my car we still have no idea if it will be fixed or crushed insurance is waiting on blood tests from hosp which will be clear police rang me said they sending report to insurance
31:06 <breaker> Someone pasted me that from #Melbounre channel
31:30 <breaker> Did you and Julie crash your car Kezzie?
31:38 <Kezzie> fiuck they did its your bot breaker
32:05 <breaker> What bot? I don't have any bots. It's all in your head.. you're paranoid.
32:52 <^bozoJim> sure breaker
33:06 <Kezzie> just fuck the hell off breaker
33:06 <b1rd> Fuck off jim
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33:13 * ^bozoJim thinks the paranoid one is breaker
33:18 <Kezzie> yes
33:20 <HellFury> i thought you put him on ignore kezzie
33:22 <b1rd> Making baseless accusations
33:27 <HellFury> or did you lie
33:36 <breaker> Everyone knows my ident doesn't change.. and my ident is banned in #Melbourne ... so therefore.. anything I know about what's happening in #Melbourne.,.. it's been pasted to me by one of yours friends :)
33:38 <b1rd> Time for a nap jim
33:52 <Kezzie> i did than took it off cause he left me alone thme to add him bk
33:57 <HellFury> stop it b1rd
34:09 <HellFury> what is with the morons in here always abusing people
34:31 <SkyFire> no idea
34:33 <breaker> She's lying.. Kezzie never adds anyone to ignore because she likes seeing what is being said.
34:45 <SkyFire> some need to grow up
34:57 <HellFury> don't like someone put them on /ignore nickname 3
35:04 <HellFury> not that fucking hard to do
35:23 <SkyFire> I do it all the time
35:24 <breaker> Yeah Kezzie you old biddy.. add me to ignore and stop your whinging.
35:33 <HellFury> hell my ignore list is 20 long
35:46 <SkyFire> wow - longer than mine
35:46 <HellFury> so if someone like me does it then others can instead of abusing
36:37 <Kezzie> hi HellFury
36:42 <Kezzie> hi SkyFire
36:46 <Kezzie> hugs jim
37:00 * SkyFire cuddles Kezzie
38:48 <breaker> Kezzie still hasn't added me to ignore anmd it has been 5 minutes
40:01 <Kezzie> Added breaker!*@* to ignore list
40:27 <b1rd> Did a green poo before
40:49 <breaker> Why show me for? I don't care.. you're about as brain dead as a dead dogs dick.
40:53 <b1rd> Gunna eat two mangos now
41:10 <b1rd> Its ur dier
41:11 <breaker> Frozen mangos are nice
41:22 <b1rd> Dinner is green poo
41:30 <b1rd> For u breaker
41:32 <breaker> From the bush?
41:43 <b1rd> From my ass
41:50 <breaker> Yuck
42:41 <breaker> "You add him to ignore and ill paste to you what he says"
42:47 <breaker> :)
43:19 <^bozoJim> good evening flammable
43:45 <flammable> Hi ^bozoJim
43:54 <b1rd> Ur twice her age jim
43:59 <b1rd> U old devo
44:21 <Kezzie> hi flammable
44:42 <breaker> Big old Jimbo hiding in the shadows with a shovel
45:18 <flammable> Hi Kezzie
45:19 <b1rd> Hes not joking about abduction flammable
45:30 <HellFury> !b1rd, stop it with the picking on jim will you
45:35 <HellFury> don't make me repeat myself
45:39 <b1rd> K
45:58 <b1rd> Its healthy competition kezzie
46:05 <HellFury> i swear people cannot have a convo without picking on others
46:26 <flammable> Shut up HellFury thats not true at all!
46:27 <b1rd> Males need to compete for vadge
46:31 <flammable> ;) jk jk
46:35 <breaker> Yeah b1rd, don't make HellFury repeat herself.. she'll eat another dohnut and eXpOde!
46:48 * SkyFire tickles flammable
46:48 <b1rd> Lol
47:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*flammable@*.3802712343.user
47:05 <HellFury> carry on
47:15 <b1rd> :))))
47:15 <SkyFire> LoL
47:47 <b1rd> Nice
47:59 <breaker> You see.. HellFatty bans another female bceause she can't handle it.
48:00 * HellFury this bitch wanders off to check dinner
48:09 <b1rd> K
49:11 <Sutekh> lah
49:13 <T-City> Why was flammable banned?
49:19 <SkyFire> ni
49:20 <T-City> Are you serious HellFury ?
49:21 <T-City> lol
49:31 <breaker> Yes Sutekh, Why was flammable banned?
49:40 * T-City waits to be banned also
49:42 <Sutekh> i just logged on
49:59 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
50:04 <breaker> That's ok.. we'll give you some time to catch up
50:09 <Sutekh> hey SkyFire
50:16 <Kezzie> hi Sutekh
50:25 <Kezzie> hi T-City
50:37 <energizer> LOLLLLLLLLL @ flammable
50:37 <T-City> Heello there Kezzie
50:40 <T-City> How are you?
50:44 <Sutekh> hey Kezzie
50:51 Join: GenericFlame ([email protected]) to #sydney
50:53 <Kezzie> in a shit mood lol
50:59 <breaker> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @ energizer / Tim
51:04 <T-City> lol GenericFlame
51:13 <energizer> LOLLLLLL @ breakshit
51:23 <T-City> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
51:33 <breaker> Break a big shit in your mouth Tim.
51:58 <energizer> such offense, many hurt, wow
52:03 <Kezzie> HellFury wont be happy GenericFlame
52:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*flammable@*.3802712343.user
52:19 <T-City> Justice has been served
52:25 <Kezzie> yep
52:27 <breaker> Welcome back flammable!!!
52:28 <breaker> Welcome back flammable!!!
52:38 <T-City> Now we shall see HellFury punished for her unwarranted bans
52:41 <e|f> IRC is totally political
52:42 <e|f> :p
52:48 <b1rd> Lol
52:55 <breaker> `deluser HellFury
52:57 <b1rd> Heyya flammable hun
53:02 <b1rd> Wb babes
53:07 <Sutekh> be nice u lot or ill set +m ;p
53:08 <flammable> Thanks breaker :D it's good to back
53:10 <HellFury> or she puts certain cunts on ignore
53:12 <breaker> `ban HellFury! -ID -noexpire Banned: LOLOLOLOL
53:14 <T-City> the drug mule likes to throw her weight around
53:20 Join: smeagol ([email protected]) to #sydney
53:23 <breaker> /chanop deluser #sydney HellFury
53:42 <Sutekh> sif
53:44 <breaker> /fpart HellFury #sydney LOLOLOLOL
54:06 <Sutekh> dinner time :D
54:19 <breaker> What slop you eating?
54:25 <Sutekh> all be good now haha
54:33 <Sutekh> sausage :p
55:16 <breaker> mm just what I like.. big thick Aussie sausage ;)~
55:34 <b1rd> Dik
56:21 Quit: smeagol ([email protected]) Connection closed
56:32 <flammable> Lol Glenn i know
59:11 <SkyFire> anyone opting out of the my health record ?
59:12 <SkyFire> I am keeping mine - had it for years
59:30 <b1rd> Wanna meet flammable?
59:46 <flammable> No I do not, b1rd
59:56 <b1rd> Yes u do
00:11 <b1rd> Come for a shag
00:28 <flammable> I would have if not for you always being an asshole and also making it clear you intended to try and bed me despite telling you it was never going to happen
00:42 <b1rd> Call me
00:48 <b1rd> Mask ur number
00:48 <flammable> If you had just been genuine and a bit decent i might have
00:54 <flammable> No thanks
01:04 <flammable> Got nothing to talk about with you
01:05 <b1rd> Im decent ur a cok tease
01:15 <b1rd> Ill chatya up
01:27 <b1rd> Im a cheeky old geezer
01:34 <b1rd> ;)
01:35 <flammable> Im a fucking lesbian how can I be a cock tease
01:45 <b1rd> U said u like cok
02:02 <b1rd> ...
02:31 <flammable> Yeah it feels good. Don't like men though
02:45 <b1rd> K
02:53 <b1rd> Im down with that
04:03 <b1rd> Just fucking then nothing more
05:05 <e|f> in a homosexual relationship... does one assume the position of the man... the other the woman? like does one do the dishes while the other mows the lawn?
05:07 <e|f> ;D
05:40 <flammable> e|f when i find out I'll let you know
05:46 <e|f> lol
05:48 <e|f> k
06:10 <flammable> Never dated a female long enough to be more than fuck buddies
06:49 <b1rd> Come on come for a root
06:51 <energizer> but in the bedroom, how did that work? details pls
06:59 <b1rd> Im horny as a snake
07:43 <flammable> Snakes don't get horny they are just simple mindless creatures that react to stimulus.. oh wait that is you
07:59 <b1rd> Yea men r like that
08:05 <b1rd> :D
08:31 <b1rd> U wont regret it im a good fuck
08:37 <e|f> lol
08:56 <flammable> I'll wait to read a review from a reputable woman before i take the risk
09:02 <b1rd> Shout u dinner or whatever drinks or just sex
09:10 <b1rd> No worries
09:31 <b1rd> Pfft please
09:49 <b1rd> I dont think youve had heaps of sex
09:50 <e|f> lol...
10:19 <b1rd> Ill blow ur mind
10:55 <b1rd> Fkn is mostly wat ive done in life
11:09 <b1rd> Hardly worked just eat fk
11:17 <b1rd> Excercise
11:20 <flammable> Quick root in the back of a dirty van with a homeless guy wearing his pants around his ankles is not the kind of thing that 'blows minds'
11:27 <b1rd> Not quick
11:40 <b1rd> Will be as long as u want
11:46 <flammable> Right because you jack off five times a day
11:54 <b1rd> Depends
12:00 <flammable> Disgusting
12:02 <b1rd> Im full atm
12:18 <flammable> Dis. Gusting.
12:28 <b1rd> Hard as a rok this morning didnt wank
12:38 Quit: energizer ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
12:53 <b1rd> Seriously
13:00 <b1rd> Itll b good
13:12 <e|f> Lady and the Tramp
13:14 <e|f> true story
13:16 <e|f> lolol
13:17 <b1rd> Im clean showered shaved this morning
13:35 <flammable> I wouldn't give you a dollar if you begged this hard so you sure as hell aren't getting a root
13:37 <b1rd> Im a good root
13:45 <flammable> Lol e|f
13:49 <b1rd> Dont need money
13:54 <b1rd> Got heaps
14:04 <b1rd> Need a fuck mate
14:14 <b1rd> Ill pay u
14:21 <flammable> So go spend your money on a root then
14:30 <b1rd> K how much
14:37 <b1rd> Na i want u but
14:56 <b1rd> Im interested inya
15:07 <b1rd> Like sorta boyish women
15:27 <b1rd> Like rootin ur mates without bein gay u know
15:53 <flammable> Hmmm honestly? I'd drop my standards that low for ten grand. That'd get me set up for a decent while. Less than that wouldnt be worth the humiliation
15:53 <lx> ...ah huh...
16:13 <flammable> How's that fit your budget?
16:21 <b1rd> I doubt ur worth that
16:30 <flammable> Cant want it too badly then
16:35 <b1rd> Nup
16:39 * e|f sits quietly drinking wine and watching the chatter
16:41 <e|f> >_>
16:43 <b1rd> Ur right
16:54 <flammable> No woman is worth that much, it's all about perception
17:02 <b1rd> No holes worth that much
17:18 <flammable> Exactly so go find one for $50 and quit asking me
17:25 <b1rd> Fk perception i see past makeup and surgery etc
17:40 <flammable> No, b1rd, you don't
17:47 <b1rd> Yes i do
18:42 <b1rd> U can tell if a bitch is truly fit
18:50 <e|f> just give up, bro
18:54 <e|f> she don't want you
19:02 <b1rd> And the fake bitches look good buttt no pheromones
19:07 <b1rd> Coz unfit
19:26 <b1rd> Fine
19:30 <flammable> Ty
20:08 <b1rd> U used meth
20:20 <b1rd> Ur not worth more than a street girl
20:50 <flammable> [19:19] (b1rd) Ill pay u
20:50 <flammable> :)
20:51 <b1rd> Not high class at all drug use precludes u from it
21:02 <b1rd> Yea. Wat ur worth
21:32 <b1rd> 100 an hour max
21:54 <b1rd> Ur a hiv risk hun
22:09 <b1rd> Even thats a good deal
23:27 <Sutekh> the b1rd wants to be heard again
23:48 <b1rd> Stating facts im not a stooge
23:49 * e|f yawns
24:30 <Sutekh> b1rd, time to masturbate, and come back in 5 mins, all freshened up :D
24:51 <b1rd> Saving a huge load up
25:16 <breaker> lol
25:19 <Sutekh> haha
25:39 <b1rd> Then ill give some homeless bitch a shower
25:45 <b1rd> :D
26:04 <breaker> It'll be his weekly protein shake.
26:13 Join: Cath^ (~Cath^@1.129.105.178) to #sydney
26:17 <b1rd> lol
26:21 <^bozoJim> good evening Cath^
26:30 <Cath^> howdy Jim
26:32 <flammable> That'd be hilarious. Go make one of those 'surprise cumshot' videos, b1rd
26:35 <breaker> Copy Cath^ copy copy copyyy
26:36 <Cath^> how are you?
26:37 <flammable> Oh, hi Cath^
26:44 <Cath^> hi breaker breaker
26:47 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
26:50 <Cath^> hey flammable
26:51 <^bozoJim> how are you?
26:51 <b1rd> Did that to my wife
26:57 <Sutekh> Catherine :D
27:14 <Cath^> I am not too shabby thanks ;)
27:18 <flammable> Cath is actually short for Cathulu
27:27 <Cath^> lol whaa?
27:32 <b1rd> No its not
27:34 <^bozoJim> good to hear
27:34 <flammable> It's true
27:38 <b1rd> No
27:40 <flammable> yeah it is
27:44 <b1rd> Bs
27:44 <flammable> I said so
27:52 <Cath^> Christopher 😜
28:01 <b1rd> Ur an ex drug user
28:08 <b1rd> Ur word is shit
28:25 <e|f> hmmm
28:26 <lx> ...ah huh...
28:28 <e|f> hello
28:51 <e|f> i've almost drunk a litre of wine
28:52 <Cath^> wow..I'm hawt looking lol
28:57 <e|f> done for the day
28:58 <b1rd> Fuk
29:01 <flammable> b1rd youve said your self you used drugs so why you gotta be a hypocrite
29:12 <b1rd> Coz im a man
29:14 <flammable> e|f wow
29:17 <e|f> one litre is enough
29:20 <e|f> sleep it off
29:29 <Sutekh> e|f, u might need another litre if ur hanging around in here tonight
29:31 * Cath^ sits next to e|f..wants some cheese with that wine ;)
29:40 <flammable> I had a bottle a couple of nights ago.. first alcohol in half a year almodt
29:41 <b1rd> Men can do wat they want
29:46 <flammable> Regretted it big time
29:49 <e|f> blue cheese if you've got it, or better yet stilton, please
29:56 * e|f sits next to Cath^
30:03 <Cath^> lol
30:12 <b1rd> U gotta stop this grog elf
30:20 <b1rd> Its no good
30:27 <Cath^> I'm easy..any cheese you want
30:31 <e|f> probably should stop
30:34 <e|f> but i'll be ok
30:35 <Cath^> oi
30:37 <flammable> Bega, Cath^?
30:38 <b1rd> Yes please
30:45 <Cath^> lol flammable maybe
30:46 <b1rd> Wat brought it on elf
31:01 <e|f> just my way of dealing with things, b1rd
31:15 <b1rd> Im expert at dealing
31:16 <Cath^> is there a reason for this drinking? or are you being social?
31:22 <b1rd> Talk to me
31:34 <e|f> i find it relaxing
31:53 <b1rd> Ive seen done more bad shit than most i can relate
32:06 <Cath^> loosens your fingers for typing? ;p
32:15 <e|f> it surely does
32:30 <Cath^> hi big bad b1rdy :D
32:39 <b1rd> Heyya :)
33:01 <Cath^> you can keep the wine...I take the cheese lol
33:20 <b1rd> Yum
33:27 <Cath^> right..what are you dealing with..all ears
33:34 <b1rd> Ye
33:45 <e|f> if i'm out at a fancy restaurant with nice people, one glass of wine is enough
33:54 <e|f> but if i'm on my own, it's a whole new ball game
34:59 <Cath^> well there's a big difference between a bottle and a goon bag
35:01 * ^bozoJim brings in a fromage platter of Gouda, Edam, blue vein with hoppers, Jarlsberg, Brie, Tasty and Cheddar cheeses
35:06 <b1rd> Aww
35:19 * e|f would not drink goon
35:30 <e|f> or that shitty port some alcos drink
35:32 * Cath^ licks the side of ^bozoJim's face
35:36 <Cath^> yum!
36:05 * ^bozoJim goes out and brings in a small covered plate with a nice cheese on it and lea ves it covered
36:09 <Cath^> what are you drinking?
36:17 <e|f> cabernet merlot
36:22 <e|f> south eastern australia
37:01 <^bozoJim> a few years ago I had a limited bottling, it was one barrel of Cabernet Sav alcohol free
37:05 <Cath^> sounds nice
37:18 <e|f> i've had psychic experiences with wine so i'm looking for that
37:25 <e|f> under special circumstances
37:28 <e|f> you never know
37:28 <Cath^> Jim..you have your hands in many pies!
37:42 <Cath^> psychic how?
37:54 <e|f> connecting to the spirit realm
37:55 <^bozoJim> when I was in vic I asked the question and the following year they made a barell
38:09 <^bozoJim> and cost $22 a bottle but it was worth it
38:15 <e|f> hearing voices, having visions... stuff like that
38:16 <Cath^> sheesh..three sheets to the wind lol
38:19 <e|f> just depends
38:31 <e|f> it's all brain chemistry
38:47 <b1rd> Hope u can quit the piss
38:59 <Sutekh> e|f also believes in fairies.. ;p
39:27 <Cath^> hearing voices.."e|f...do you really think you need another bottle?" kinda voices?
39:29 * e|f is a magical creature
39:33 <e|f> naaa
39:37 <e|f> it's hard to explain
39:47 <Cath^> explain away
40:10 <e|f> hearing voices of long lost loved ones, for example
40:10 <Cath^> because you are on some good sh!t
40:15 <e|f> it's a pleasant experience
40:27 <Cath^> as long as it's pleasant
40:32 <e|f> some people have the psychic in them
40:34 <e|f> trust me
40:45 <e|f> some things science can't explain
40:47 <Cath^> are you a doctor?
40:54 <e|f> no
41:07 <Cath^> I don't trust you lol
41:16 <e|f> ;D
41:51 <Cath^> well perhaps you are just plain psychic..no alcohol required
42:15 <e|f> i have it in my family
42:21 <e|f> gypsy blood
42:33 <Cath^> you honour..I rest my case!
42:42 <Cath^> your too
43:04 <Cath^> gypsy eh
43:21 <Cath^> do you reside in a caravan?
43:31 <b1rd> Jippppo
43:33 <e|f> naa
43:53 <Cath^> hehe
43:56 <Cath^> damn
44:12 <Cath^> was gonna ask to see your crystal ball
44:25 <e|f> it doesn't work that way
44:33 <e|f> they can't predict the lottery
44:39 <e|f> it's much more subtle than that
44:40 <Cath^> how does it work?
45:05 <e|f> it's like a simple intuition that happens unconsciously
45:13 <e|f> sometimes you just know
45:21 <HellFury> lottery
45:24 <e|f> everybody experiences it in some degree
45:25 <HellFury> the numbers are random
45:26 <Cath^> sometime I just know!
45:37 <HellFury> so technically you can't predict the numbers
45:46 <b1rd> Cooo
45:47 <Cath^> I know that Sutekh will never meet me at maccas :/
45:47 <b1rd> L
46:46 <Cath^> and what do you know right now e|f?
47:02 <e|f> you're a sceptic?
47:05 <e|f> ;D
47:12 <b1rd> I needa piss
47:27 <Cath^> I'm just inquisitive!
47:38 <b1rd> Tell meeee.
47:38 <Sutekh> i can predict some things, like Cath will stand me up at Macdonalds :D
47:40 <b1rd> :)
47:47 <Cath^> leave granted b1rd face
47:51 <e|f> well, there are loads of frauds out there, of course there are, but some people do have the ability
48:10 <Cath^> Sutekh..get your own one liners ;p
48:11 <b1rd> Tell me cone on
48:15 <e|f> just read about it
48:19 <e|f> don't take my word for it
48:21 <Sutekh> ;/
48:22 <b1rd> Source
49:08 <Cath^> yes I know they do...but what are you intuitive about at the moment?
49:24 <SkyFire> hi Cath^ *huggles
49:25 <e|f> i'm just sitting here drinking wine and listening to music
49:26 <b1rd> Telll!
49:26 <e|f> ^_^
49:30 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
50:00 * SkyFire runs off with Cath^
50:06 <Cath^> what are you listening to? what else is happening?
50:15 <Cath^> eek!
50:34 <SkyFire> nothing nasty will happen to you Cath^
50:37 <Cath^> I shall not yield!
50:42 <SkyFire> aww
51:02 <Sutekh> SkyFire, ur friendZoned
51:13 <Cath^> :o
51:14 <SkyFire> :)
51:25 <Sutekh> e|f is being sused out
51:34 * SkyFire takes Cath^ to her all time favourite place
52:06 <Cath^> Wet on Wellington?
52:22 <SkyFire> probaly
52:33 <SkyFire> e|f on a she|f is ok Sutekh
53:23 * Cath^ pulls e|f from the she|f ;p
54:27 <e|f> ;D
55:26 <Cath^> e|f asl ? ;p
55:38 <e|f> 32/m/nsw
55:43 <SkyFire> aww
56:20 <Cath^> cool wherebouts in nsw?
56:56 <SkyFire> don't forget to put the e|f back on the she|f when you have finished with it - LoL
57:15 <Sutekh> SkyFire is a bit jealous
57:20 <Cath^> do you have nice forearms ;p
57:26 <SkyFire> nah
57:35 <Cath^> lol
57:50 <SkyFire> just though the e|f she|f looked a bit empty - LoL
59:08 <e|f> lol
59:20 <Cath^> well?
59:27 <e|f> newcastle, nsw
59:32 <Cath^> damn
59:38 <Cath^> was there last week
00:26 <e|f> cool
00:44 <Cath^> we could have had wine and cheese
01:16 <e|f> where in newwie were you ?
01:40 <Cath^> you tell me lol
01:50 <e|f> lol
03:44 <b1rd> Cath u wanna root?
04:03 <b1rd> Newcastle omg
04:11 <Sutekh> ok those 2 are in PM... n e grls wanna chat
04:12 <b1rd> Too far nvm :p
04:26 <e|f> newcastle is a city on the move
04:33 <b1rd> Lol yea right
04:37 <b1rd> Shithole
04:40 <e|f> (slowly)
04:42 <Cath^> wtf
04:47 <e|f> used to be a mining town
04:55 <b1rd> Its horrible
05:00 <e|f> more like sydney these days
05:00 <Cath^> are you asking for a mate b1rd? lol
05:01 <b1rd> So many wogs
05:05 <e|f> naa
05:09 <e|f> asians in Audis
05:09 <b1rd> Yea kath
05:14 <e|f> it's different now
05:19 <Cath^> lol
05:20 <b1rd> I been newcastle..
05:24 <b1rd> I know
05:36 <Cath^> noted
05:43 <b1rd> Trucks wogs bikies
05:48 <e|f> lies
05:51 <b1rd> Congestion
05:56 <e|f> it's changing
05:57 <b1rd> I went there
06:01 <b1rd> Lol na
06:23 <b1rd> Still same was there a year ago
06:29 <e|f> k
06:53 <Sutekh> !ttop10
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07:03 <Sutekh> well
07:05 <b1rd> Yay
07:26 <Cath^> wow
07:27 <e|f> i would agree it is a shit hole but it's changing
07:29 <e|f> slowly
08:03 <Cath^> I have had loose fingers tonight lol
08:04 <b1rd> Too busy
08:17 <b1rd> Sydneys fkd
08:17 <e|f> used to be all about NRL and meat pies
08:28 <b1rd> Yum pies
08:34 <e|f> but boutique foods and artisan craft popping up
08:39 <e|f> it's changing
08:46 <b1rd> Dont like it
08:55 <e|f> k
09:21 <b1rd> Nice roads to speed on up there
09:27 <e|f> yep
09:35 <b1rd> Ppl routinely flying along at 150
09:43 <e|f> yep
09:55 <b1rd> Everyone speeds up there
10:06 <e|f> this is true
10:09 <b1rd> Not just apex gang
10:18 <Cath^> e|f I'm getting the vibe that you are a bon vivant ;)
10:29 <b1rd> Wot dat
10:47 <e|f> someone who enjoys the good things in life
10:51 <b1rd> K
10:53 <e|f> bon vivant
11:02 <Cath^> well?
11:08 <e|f> hedonistic lifestyle
11:15 <b1rd> I got two mangoes gunna eat em
11:17 <b1rd> Brb
11:18 <lx>  cya b1rd...
11:21 <b1rd> Yummm
11:32 <b1rd> Im sorta like that too elf
11:48 <e|f> obviously you are
11:52 <b1rd> I dont do anything i dont want to
11:59 <b1rd> Hehe brother
12:08 <b1rd> Livin it up
12:13 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
12:24 <Cath^> woot Zade!
13:01 <Zade> hello Cath^
13:06 <Zade> how are you?
13:15 <Cath^> good good
13:35 <Sutekh> Zade :D
13:41 <Zade> hello Sutekh
13:46 <Zade> how are you handsome?
13:50 <Cath^> we were just discussing living a hedonistic lifestyle
14:05 <Sutekh> not bad, just got home from hunting cats for dinna
14:07 <e|f> hedonism is the pursuit of pleasure
14:15 <e|f> as the highest good
14:31 <Zade> its what i am for every sat night
14:41 <e|f> so like i just read that book or whatever but that ice cream i just had totally topped it!
14:45 <e|f> one way of looking at it
14:52 <e|f> so it's probably a fallacy
15:43 <e|f> b1rd would be a hedonist
15:52 <Cath^> you topped ice cream?
16:01 <Zade> i thought just homeless
16:01 <NeoGeo64> One time I was talking to this bitch on the phone and she was, like, "can I call you right back in, like 2 hours??"
16:19 <e|f> my cynical view of hedonism
16:21 <e|f> ;D
16:43 <Sutekh> NeoGeo64 speaks
17:17 <Sutekh> are all American girls like that?
18:52 Join: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:29 <Sutekh> Phantom :D
22:23 <NeoGeo64> hey
22:29 <NeoGeo64> I was doing this bitch in the butt
22:38 <NeoGeo64> and upon my dick she shut
22:42 <Zade> and then you woke up?
22:45 <NeoGeo64> lol
23:06 <NeoGeo64> I fed her Maccas and stimulant laxities.
23:09 <e|f> she told you to give her 8 inches and make it hurt
23:17 <e|f> so you fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth
23:18 <NeoGeo64> laxatives
23:23 <Sutekh> and ur a citizen of a superpower, u dissapoint :D
23:28 <NeoGeo64> lol
23:34 <NeoGeo64> well, we did 9/11
23:56 <Cath^> sheesh
23:57 <^bozoJim> sorry I am quiet
24:06 * ^bozoJim is singing along to some SGM
24:08 * SkyFire launches a russian nuke in to the whitehouse
24:16 <NeoGeo64> maybe of of these days you guys will join the club and get your very own 9/11 type event for your country.
24:18 <SkyFire> eeeeeeeks - grabs ear muffs
24:24 <NeoGeo64> every country needs a 9/11 type event
24:36 * SkyFire nukes NeoGeo64
24:36 * ^bozoJim has a lovely rich bass voice
24:41 <e|f> k, you're all going on an FBI watchlist
24:44 <NeoGeo64> lol SkyFire
24:51 <NeoGeo64> e|f: no not yet hang on
24:52 <Sutekh> we dont have tall building like u
24:54 <SkyFire> with a russian nuke
24:58 <Zade> our 911 event was when beeeehhhh got kicked out of the country
25:07 <SkyFire> we have one in Melbourne
25:21 <NeoGeo64> bomb, gun, airplane, boxcutter, hijack, terrorist, isis fly into landmark chicago los angeles seattle
25:26 <NeoGeo64> there now im being watched
25:29 * SkyFire throws e|f in prison
25:41 <Sutekh> most Americans have never even heard of Australia, how u found ur way here is a mystery
25:46 <NeoGeo64> ikr
25:47 <e|f> police aren't interested in me
25:50 <e|f> :)
25:50 <SkyFire> puts NeoGeo64 in with e|f
26:07 * SkyFire welds the cell door shut
26:08 <NeoGeo64> i was bored and going through the server list that came with the irc client that came with my linux distro
26:14 <NeoGeo64> which is hexchat
26:17 <Cath^> lol Zade
26:48 * Cath^ hides her police uniform
26:52 <SkyFire> oooooooer
26:58 * SkyFire follows Cath^
27:16 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
27:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Police - Every Breath You Take (Feb 23, 2010) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 584,994,409 views - 1,924,721 likes (96.7%), 66,662 dislikes (3.3%)
27:22 * SkyFire locks Cath^ in with e|f and NeoGeo64
27:40 <Cath^> 
28:48 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_IJtd5h_Z4
28:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: B.B.E. - Seven Days And One Week (Yotto Remix) (Sep 21, 2018) Length: 8:00 - Category: Music - 25,421 views - 541 likes (98.2%), 10 dislikes (1.8%)
29:04 <b1rd> Just had two mangos
29:08 <Sutekh> hexchat, the poor mans xchat
29:18 <b1rd> Yup
29:45 <SkyFire> !ttop10
29:46 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1233) 2. b1rd(990) 3. swsdude(572) 4. flammable(558) 5. Cath^(362) 6. aLiEn8D_Romeo(270) 7. Sutekh(268) 8. Watties(208) 9. SkyFire(190) 10. HellFury(188)
29:58 <Cath^> the thinking man's xchat ;p
30:04 <b1rd> Wats melb forecast tomorrow?
30:07 <Zade> Cath^ is in fifth spot
30:28 * Cath^ curtsies
30:30 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
30:36 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
31:05 <Zade> cold
31:06 <Cath^> Jim...I'm beating you..seriously??? :o
31:26 * SkyFire falls asleep on Cath^
31:33 <Sutekh> Jim doesnt contribute much anymore
31:53 <^bozoJim> yes when I am miles away I do not talk a lot
32:10 <^bozoJim> and look at that I am not even on the board yet
32:32 <Cath^> SkyFire: my name is not Eileen!
32:33 <^bozoJim> but I have just under an hour and a half to go
32:42 <SkyFire> nice name
32:55 <Cath^> beg cracking Jim ;)
33:02 <^bozoJim> I knew an Ilean once she had uneven legs
33:06 <SkyFire> lol
33:09 <Zade> if you have one leg missing
33:25 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) to #sydney
33:33 <^bozoJim> I knew her really well and one day we were singing togehter
33:34 * SkyFire throws [[[[[pong]]]]] back out the door
33:40 <^bozoJim> she is a soprano
34:08 <^bozoJim> and I slipped in a i lean line and she came straight back with one about the blidn bat
35:23 <^bozoJim> it was a fun session we had
35:32 <^bozoJim> and I miss those good old fashioned days
35:44 <^bozoJim> and what I miss the mosty is nights around the piano
35:46 <Cath^> ..and he's off and racing :D
35:58 <^bozoJim> not really I am not in stealth mode yet
36:32 <^bozoJim> I have not been on a lot in the last couple of dayas as my life has been sort of busy
36:34 <breaker> !seen old_biddy
36:35 <Zade> when i was in school we had a teacher who would play the piano at night and try and make us all sing along
36:42 <breaker> .seen old_biddy
36:43 <StupidOP> old_biddy has not been seen.
37:02 <Cath^> .seen breaker
37:03 <StupidOP> breaker ([email protected]) was last seen writing in #sydney, 21secs ago.
37:09 <b1rd> U get touched zade?
37:24 <breaker> .seen Cath^
37:25 <e|f> .seen e|f
37:25 <Zade> touched?
37:25 <StupidOP> Cath^ (~Cath^@austnet.469520665.user) was last seen writing in #sydney, 23secs ago.
37:37 <^bozoJim> we had Mrs Fatchen some called an old teacher but she had a lovely voice
37:51 <^bozoJim> and she took us for northern schools Choral society
37:55 * Cath^ touches Zade
38:01 <b1rd> Catholic
38:04 <breaker> yuck
38:07 <Zade> woot woot woot Cath^
38:14 <b1rd> U guys get bummed?
38:21 Quit: SkyFire ([email protected]) Quit: //say The Greeks were a highly sculptured people and without them we wouldnt have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
38:27 <^bozoJim> that was a nice evening back in 1977 at the now gone theatre at Elizabeth CCentre
38:29 <Zade> i went to boarding school not a catholic shool
38:32 <e|f> if it was boarding school... answer is probably yes
38:34 <e|f> there you go
38:37 <breaker> FaNcY a BuM b1rd?
38:39 <e|f> boarding school
38:46 <^bozoJim> we had all the local schools and had the late Dean DeLaine as conductor
38:55 <^bozoJim> and the late Jack coombs on organ
38:59 <e|f> bOaRdiNg SChOoL
39:19 <breaker> BOaRDING SCHOoL
39:36 <^bozoJim> I still have the record, yes vinyl pressing of the recording we did after it of the songs
39:49 <^bozoJim> man alive that was 41 years ago now
40:04 <Zade> can you scratch on your turntable ^bozoJim?
40:11 <^bozoJim> no
40:17 <^bozoJim> it is an old valved one
40:30 <^bozoJim> which i spent a bit of money on last year and it has all new valves
40:40 <Zade> you need to get yourself a couple of technics sl 1200's and a decent mixers and go crazy ^bozoJim
40:40 <^bozoJim> and I replaced all the old dangerous capacitors
41:02 <Cath^> he has the golden tonsils already
41:34 <^bozoJim> I do sing I would not say golden tonsils like Pavorotti, ect
41:47 <^bozoJim> as I am a bass
42:04 <b1rd> So this is the damage done by catholic priests...
42:08 <Cath^> I like your radio voice
42:15 <^bozoJim> hence that radio voice some have heard on skype
42:26 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
42:26 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1251) 2. b1rd(1016) 3. swsdude(572) 4. flammable(558) 5. ^bozojim(426) 6. Cath^(405) 7. Sutekh(273) 8. aLiEn8D_Romeo(270) 9. Watties(208) 10. SkyFire(205)
42:28 <b1rd> U get compo?
42:42 <^bozoJim> look at that Cath^ I am now ahead of you
42:43 <e|f> lol
43:22 <^bozoJim> people ha ve been asking me for a while if I would record some songs and I am thinking of it
43:25 <Cath^> wtf
43:35 <Cath^> you're cheating!
43:48 * ^bozoJim you should know now when motor mouth gets going the word count goes up fast
43:51 <Cath^> off to the norty corner with you!
44:09 <^bozoJim> will you come with me and spank em for being norty?
44:42 <Exo> LOL
44:46 <Exo> what did i just walk into
45:03 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
45:05 * Exo pulls up a chair and takes a seat
45:21 * ^bozoJim it is so nice of you to decide to take time away from your dating to come on tonight Exo
45:25 <Exo> please jim its almost bed time dont try and give me nightmares
45:36 * Exo sits in the angels corner with Cath^
45:46 Join: Taco ([email protected]) to #sydney
45:51 <^bozoJim> well Exo I thought you being alive was enough to give yourself a nightmare
46:33 <^bozoJim> or was that the night you told me last week in PM when you had too many and found yourself in the stable and woke up to see the female horse laying nexxt tto you, a real night mare
46:49 <Zade> hello Exo
47:25 * ^bozoJim shows Exo the nice freshly prepared ground I did for you earlier in case you came on for your old fashioned dirt nap
47:52 <Exo> yoo Zade
48:33 * Exo puts ^bozoJim back in his place
48:36 <^bozoJim> oh yes, it is wednesday night and it is Exos encounters date night
48:42 <Zade> heading out tonight Exo?
48:43 <Exo> had a good sesh at the gym
48:58 * Exo benchpresses ^bozoJim
49:06 <^bozoJim> perving again instead of working out Exo?
49:17 <Exo> nuh Zade knackered
49:22 <Cath^> yay!!!
49:33 <Exo> well everyone has a perv while they are at the gym do they not?
49:35 * Cath^ gives Exo a massage
49:36 <Exo> Cath!!!!
49:42 * Exo flashes his forearms
50:08 * Cath^ swoons
50:17 <Exo> got some nice chix in the body pump classes jim
50:20 <Exo> i will take u some time
50:24 <Cath^> Jim..who are we spankin'?
50:38 <Exo> <Cath^> off to the norty corner with you!
50:39 <Exo> <^bozoJim> will you come with me and spank em for being norty?
50:39 <^bozoJim> me for being norty
50:42 <Exo> apparently u are spanking him
50:55 <Cath^> yes!!
50:56 <Exo> roLliNG On the FloOR LauGhInG out LouDs
51:01 <^bozoJim> trust Exo to rub it in
51:02 * Cath^ fist pumps
51:05 <Exo> go easy on him please Cath^
51:09 <Exo> jim is a delicate flower
51:10 <Sutekh> Exo, i think u just made Jims night
51:11 <Cath^> meh
51:27 <Sutekh> he has been sooky until u showed up :D
51:28 <Cath^> I am donning the latex for this
51:31 <^bozoJim> interesting PM there Exo
51:37 <Zade> treat him like you would a virgin
52:00 <Cath^> I've seen his forearms..he's alright ;)
52:03 * ^bozoJim is a delicate piece of tissue paper
52:12 <Cath^> hahaha
52:14 <Cath^> as if
52:15 * ^bozoJim my father was a hard case and my mother is an old bag
52:17 <Exo> well jim did say he wouldnt be on irc if i wasnt on here
52:30 <Cath^> no pressure
52:30 <^bozoJim> when did I say that?
52:45 <Exo> u dont have to say it jim.. u dont have to say it
52:50 <Exo> i can tell by your tone of writing
53:00 <^bozoJim> <Exo> Scrroge, it is hard to concentrate with all the bouncing around tonight
53:16 <^bozoJim> that was an interesting comment for you to make in PM Exo
53:25 <Exo> and stop sending me messages on whatsapp asking me to hook u up with some chix
53:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong is goin to appoint a assistant manager to pooland
53:39 <Zade> has it sold?
53:40 <Exo> ROsS the TosssssssSSssSSSssSssSs
53:41 <^bozoJim> It is not me I can assure you
54:08 <Exo> just how many split personalities do u have jimmy
54:11 <^bozoJim> unlike you Exo I can snap my fingers and the ladies flock to me
54:18 <Exo> nah Zade it got reported and taken down loool
54:23 <Exo> LOL
54:42 <Zade> lol
54:56 * Exo laughs so hard milk comes out of his nose
55:04 <^bozoJim> you see young Exo when you are mature and as intelligent as i am they just want to be with me
55:06 <Exo> didnt even drink milk today
55:18 <b1rd> Lol
55:25 <e|f> lol...
55:37 * Cath^ spoons out some milo in a glass
55:48 <Exo> mature+intelligence = chicks
56:03 <Exo> yummy milo
56:09 <Exo> make mine a double
56:20 <^bozoJim> lol
56:35 * ^bozoJim asks Exo how many lumps with it
56:38 <Cath^> oi
56:46 <Exo> where does money and big penis come into that equation
57:13 * Cath^ looks Exo's assets
57:19 * ^bozoJim sees a few lumps of milo in the glass and gets out the sledge hammer
57:41 * ^bozoJim just stay there Exo I will fix it and I hit the lump with the sledge hammer
57:43 * Exo flashes Cath^ his well toned forearms and calves
58:03 <Cath^> oh my
58:07 <^bozoJim> looks like he has been trying to get tanned up
58:20 <e|f> why the obsession with forearms ?
58:44 <Exo> e|f different people different fetishes
58:47 <^bozoJim> as Exos biceps instead of standing up they sink down
58:56 <Exo> jim has foot and nose fetishes
58:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong will announce soon.....
59:08 * ^bozoJim has foot in mouth
59:08 <Exo> cath forearm fetishes
59:17 <Exo> pong faeces fetish
59:28 <e|f> yep, i understand but ask for further precision
59:29 <e|f> ;D
59:30 <Cath^> it's just my thing on a guy..are you boob or butt e|f?
59:35 <^bozoJim> Exo has St kilda Rd watch house fetish
59:41 <e|f> boob
59:52 <Cath^> by precision do you mean you want to share yours lol
00:00 <e|f> hahaha...
00:02 <^bozoJim> as he gets himself hios own cell there and it is always booked and he never goes more than a few nights away from there
00:12 <Exo> e|f likes the chicks with pointy ears
00:35 <e|f> this is true
00:35 <Sutekh> lol
00:35 <Exo> haven't been to st kilda rd in awhile jimbo
00:47 <Exo> drove past and saw your car at tender touch the other day
01:09 <^bozoJim> wow you must be slipping you should take a trip down there again, see all the old boys
01:22 <Exo> RolLInG On The FLooR LAUGhiNg oUT lOudS
01:32 <^bozoJim> It is strange as I am in tassie and I dont own a car or drive
01:34 <Exo> putting your script to good use e|f
01:41 <e|f> good stuff, Exo
01:47 <e|f> good to see it being put to good use
01:48 * Cath^ takes a note for next Halloween's outfit..pointy ears..check
01:49 <e|f> ^_^
01:59 <Exo> ain't no way im setting foot on that convict state jim
02:04 <Exo> too many rednecks
02:18 <^bozoJim> why dont you come here Exo we will give you a good day here
02:20 <^bozoJim> mens shed
02:22 <^bozoJim> pottery
02:25 <^bozoJim> quilting
02:33 <^bozoJim> we have 2 nice watering holes
02:52 <Exo> cause i enjoy me freedom and don't want to be locked up in your dungeon along with SixInchRambo and witchykitten
03:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U can’t to pottery
03:15 <^bozoJim> and I am sure if you ask thety can show you the overnight accomodation middle of town
03:54 <Exo> yes pong jim can do pottery, i have seen pictures
04:01 <Exo> he is quite the craftsmen indeed
04:04 * ^bozoJim rolls back the turf in preparation for Exos dirt nap
05:02 <Exo> are u watching the bachelorette jim
05:10 <^bozoJim> no I am not
05:11 * Exo slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
05:16 <Exo> make the annoucement pong
05:24 * ^bozoJim calls in the hire a mourning crowd
05:25 <breaker> "SHE sMElLS LikE caTs"
06:36 * ^bozoJim grabs Exo by the collar slaps the sense out of him, not hardd when he does not have a lot and picks him up and drops him into the dirt nap bed
06:41 <Exo> TISk sMelLs LIKe CATS
06:51 <^bozoJim> Jim quickly fills it up as the mournign crowd wails
14:19 Topic Is: Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2115) 2. e|f(1800) 3. Exo(1055) 4. energizer(632) 5. chris`(624) 6. flammable(616) 7. Devil45(549) 8. smeagol(490) 9. KangaPoint(366) 10. SkyFire(278)
14:19 Set By: (Sutekh) on: Mon Nov 12 22:02:08 2018
14:31 <Exo> do you have wifi at the shed
15:52 <^bozoJim> no we dont
15:52 Quit: swsdude ([email protected]) Quit: Mutter: www.mutterirc.com
15:54 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:31 <Exo> that sux
16:42 * Exo hands WhoMadeWho a chai latte
17:14 <breaker> I hear TiSk goT taKEN Away TO thE NUt wArd this MORNiNg
17:26 <WhoMadeWho> i'll hand you a teet pipette full of my cum
17:37 Part: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:18 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:42 * HellFury snaps a gold glittery Gstring with 20 dollars in 5 cent coins stuck to it with gum and flicks it at Exo and winces when it hits them in the head..
18:48 <^bozoJim> and friday I will do quilting my day off for the week
19:10 <e|f> ^_^
19:11 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a9pzLItjbg
19:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RUNNING DREAMS 2017 BEST NEW MUSIC (Jul 30, 2017) Length: 3:25 - Category: Music - 135 views - 1 likes (25%), 3 dislikes (75%)
19:22 <HellFury> mmmm found out VW chewed through 35 litres of fuel
19:26 <^bozoJim> I should type soem more now Exo is on so he does not feell he is doing a wall of text on his own
19:38 <HellFury> and its not heating up since he changed the brake booster line
19:45 <^bozoJim> nice
19:52 <HellFury> still waiting on the fan so i won't be driving it as much while i got mums car
19:59 <^bozoJim> ok
20:01 <HellFury> i noticed a new rattle
20:01 <HellFury> lol
20:06 <^bozoJim> lol
20:15 <e|f> cars suck
20:18 <HellFury> his face dropped when i go check that thats a new rattle under the hood
20:24 <e|f> they don't make them like they used it
20:32 <^bozoJim> Exo had a VW beetle once but they took it off of him as he compalined it no motor in the front
20:36 <HellFury> or the idiots before me did not service car properly
20:38 <e|f> planned obselescense
20:59 <HellFury> coz that brake booster line/hose should have lasted longer and it didn't
21:07 <WhoMadeWho> did you know planned obselescense almost became law in the USA
21:13 <^bozoJim> and Exo went to the dr this week he told em complainign of thos rattle in his head
21:18 <WhoMadeWho> to keep the wheels of industry turning
21:25 <HellFury> did you smack sense into him :P
21:43 <^bozoJim> the dr was concerned as most have no rattles in their head and as Exo has nothing there it should not ralle anyway
21:45 <^bozoJim> so
21:46 <HellFury> damn black getting fat
21:52 <HellFury> i saw her lil belly bulge
21:54 <^bozoJim> they did an x ray that was clear
22:04 <^bozoJim> and after a few more tests they found the problem
22:27 <^bozoJim> eh had a single piece of dust in the vacuum void where most have brains bouncing around
22:34 <HellFury> mmmmmm night 2 of no hot water
23:08 <HellFury> hes switched tap off at the back just waiting on real estate now
23:09 <^bozoJim> well I wanted to but when it is Exo I do not think anyone or anything could knock anything into him
23:23 <breaker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIsqBfHN4ps
23:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GOOD MORNING MELBOURNE (Sep 15, 2017) Length: 5:27 - Category: Music - 65 views - 0 likes (0%), 3 dislikes (100%)
23:35 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
23:35 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1305) 2. ^bozojim(1278) 3. b1rd(1021) 4. swsdude(572) 5. flammable(558) 6. Exo(556) 7. Cath^(513) 8. HellFury(356) 9. Sutekh(291) 10. aLiEn8D_Romeo(270)
23:52 * HellFury throws nuts at Exo!
23:57 * ^bozoJim lool @ Exo down there is position number six
24:21 <Cath^> sheesh
24:29 <Cath^> how did I get down there?
24:33 <Cath^> thanks Jim
24:46 <^bozoJim> look at that Cath^ motor mouth is in the channel and very much on duty
25:02 <e|f> how am i still winning
25:05 <e|f> i've been so quiet
25:08 <breaker> He loves to show off his bongs and weed.. like he's proud to be a junkie
25:14 <e|f> sitting here, drowning my sorrows
25:16 <e|f> ;D
25:28 <WhoMadeWho> !ttop10
25:29 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1320) 2. ^bozojim(1303) 3. b1rd(1021) 4. swsdude(572) 5. flammable(558) 6. Exo(556) 7. Cath^(522) 8. HellFury(361) 9. Sutekh(291) 10. aLiEn8D_Romeo(270)
25:32 <^bozoJim> as I have not got out of first gear yet and you are still in first place as I am not really talking
25:37 <breaker> But denies being labeled a junkie
26:11 * ^bozoJim if I did go into second gear, by now I would have done over two thousand words
26:27 <e|f> you'll win later on, i'm sure
26:30 <e|f> i don't doubt it
26:42 <^bozoJim> you see I am in first gear as I am trying to let Exo catch up to me
27:10 <^bozoJim> otherwise if I do not let him I am at risk of getting the old crow bar
27:13 <Cath^> e|f: you didn't answer my question..what do you do for a living?
27:37 <breaker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO3OmfbIkug
27:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: bong hit freestyle session preview (Sep 7, 2017) Length: 1:41 - Category: Music - 32 views - 5 likes (71.4%), 2 dislikes (28.6%)
28:10 <e|f> >_>
28:29 <HellFury> i texted dad jim to find out why mums not answering phone
28:39 <HellFury> silly person left sim card in png
28:45 * Sutekh slaps WhoMadeWho around a bit with a large trout
28:57 <HellFury> and dad texted me back with cry laughing emojis
29:29 * WhoMadeWho slaps Sutekh with an erect penis
29:42 <breaker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfZs2JGdBy4
29:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: fucken bullshit (Sep 7, 2017) Length: 4:30 - Category: Music - 43 views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
30:00 Quit: Taco ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
30:27 <^bozoJim> oh no
30:29 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
30:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Silentó - Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) (Official) (Jun 25, 2015) Length: 3:22 - Category: Music - 1,586,599,501 views - 7,559,866 likes (89.4%), 891,842 dislikes (10.6%)
30:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmmyyyyyy
30:41 <HellFury> i got her car wanted to know if she needs it
30:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmmyyyyyyyyy
30:54 <^bozoJim> yes I cna understand that
31:33 * Exo wacks ^bozoJim with the trusty old crowbar
31:59 <^bozoJim> now what have i done to deserve the old crow bat this time?
32:03 * HellFury hands Exo a toilet plunger... this makes a better slapping sound
32:43 * Exo uses the plunger on [[[[[pong]]]]]
33:10 <HellFury> haha
34:35 <^bozoJim> he would enjoy it too much an instead of punishment it would be a thrill
35:05 <breaker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyYyCIl24xk
35:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: would you handle (May 30, 2017) Length: 2:24 - Category: Music - 61 views - 0 likes (0%), 1 dislikes (100%)
35:09 Quit: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) Quit:
35:36 <HellFury> see ya unsaint paul
36:40 Quit: T-City ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
36:59 <Exo> lOOoOooOL PIsSSSSssssssSSS
37:48 <b1rd> I came. Night
38:29 <e|f> nice one
39:20 <Cath^> lol
39:30 <Cath^> night b1rd
39:40 * HellFury pulls on Exo's tongue and snaps it back... only for Exo to have their tongue rattle in the back of their mouth!
40:07 Quit: GenericFlame ([email protected]) Quit: I’ll be back
40:08 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/v7tnJap
40:13 <Exo> PisSsSSSssSSSsSssssSSsss
41:07 <e|f> LoOoooOOOOoOoOOoooOoooOoOOOOOOol
41:10 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/7ZA3p9P
41:42 <e|f> ;D
42:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/AUMoCso
42:03 <HellFury> donald fuck
42:03 <HellFury> :p
42:29 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/C59JSgv
42:36 * HellFury sneaks off for a cold shower second night in a row
44:36 * ^bozoJim gets a long glove and knocks Exos fixed dentures down his throat and out the other end
45:30 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) Client exited
47:08 <e|f> there's that one of donald trump superimposed on a pig
47:11 <e|f> just google it
47:27 * e|f can't be bothered finding and posting a link
47:32 <Sutekh> that guy needs a new wig
47:42 <e|f> yea
47:51 <e|f> all that money and he can't fix his hair
48:03 <Sutekh> exactly
48:14 <Sutekh> like he has a bad hair day every day
48:18 <e|f> he could have transplants or something... he could afford it
48:20 <e|f> oh well
48:28 <e|f> different strokes for different folks
49:19 <^bozoJim> just get a wig would be a lot easier
49:34 <Sutekh> yeah, i guess he has other priorities, like hookers
49:42 <e|f> lol
49:57 * ^bozoJim and his chrome dome I just wear a cap or hat
50:00 <^bozoJim> a lot cheaper
50:39 <^bozoJim> and a hair transplant is the cost of cutting all the time to keep it the same length
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51:19 <^bozoJim> and as the old addage says, hair today gone tomorrow
51:20 <e|f> wb xm
51:21 <e|f> :)
51:25 <Sutekh> Yeah no one would ever notice the guys hair never grows
51:29 <xm> tah
51:50 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
51:53 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(1485) 2. e|f(1389) 3. b1rd(1024) 4. Exo(574) 5. swsdude(572) 6. flammable(558) 7. Cath^(537) 8. HellFury(459) 9. Sutekh(337) 10. aLiEn8D_Romeo(270)
51:57 <Sutekh> being the POTUS who would even guess
52:39 <e|f> you won the chat
52:39 <Cath^> are you happy now Jim?
52:44 <e|f> ^bozoJim
52:49 <^bozoJim> wow look at that, I am almost one thousand words ahead of Exo and if I put a bit of power on I can make it a thousand words
53:07 <Cath^> lol
53:20 <Cath^> it's funny what gets him going ;p
53:33 <^bozoJim> and as well all know that if I ge tthe old crow bar instead of shuttign em up it makes me talk more
53:59 <^bozoJim> one would think that Exo should remember that the crow bar does not do anything but make me talk more and I dont know why he even bothers
54:47 <^bozoJim> but with under two minutes to go now I do not have enough time to get anotehr hundred words up so I will be happy with my final total
54:53 <^bozoJim> and i am happy
54:59 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
54:59 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(1599) 2. e|f(1395) 3. b1rd(1024) 4. Exo(574) 5. swsdude(572) 6. flammable(558) 7. Cath^(550) 8. HellFury(459) 9. Sutekh(344) 10. aLiEn8D_Romeo(270)
55:09 <e|f> you won IRC
55:12 <e|f> congrats
55:20 <e|f> you finally cracked it
55:22 <e|f> ^_^
55:22 <^bozoJim> ty
55:26 <e|f> yww
55:31 <^bozoJim> I do it often
55:46 <e|f> i don't doubt it
57:00 * e|f goes back to listening to music and drinking wine
57:14 <Exo> loooooooooool @ ^bozoJim
57:22 * Exo hands ^bozoJim the official certificate of participation for their mediocre efforts in TTOP10
58:17 <^bozoJim> lool thank you Exo I think it is not bad over a thousand words ahead of you
58:17 <Sutekh> 10.02 is Jim still here?
59:16 <Exo> jim hacking the bot again is he
59:37 <Exo> not bad considering u have 3 hours head start jim
59:45 <^bozoJim> no I am not hacking the bot
01:05 <Cath^> gosh
01:23 <Cath^> even I could beat Exo if I tried lol
01:44 <Cath^> maybe I should start raving away and I'll get there
01:54 <Exo> lol
01:58 <e|f> yeah, it's an achievement
01:59 <Cath^> talking about absolute nothingness
02:10 <e|f> if you can make #1 on the top talker thing or whatever
02:16 <e|f> something to put on your resume
02:17 <Cath^> which I think that Jim has got a good handle on
02:19 <Cath^> ;p
02:26 <Exo> #1 top chatter is serious bizzzness
02:33 <xm> you can do this e|f (if not, an AI bot to make it look like you can)
02:38 <Cath^> but alas the stats have reset?
02:43 <Sutekh> its very serious business e|f
02:46 <e|f> lol
03:40 <Cath^> !ttop10
03:41 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(43) 2. Exo(42) 3. e|f(34) 4. ^bozojim(29) 5. xm(17) 6. Sutekh(10)
03:47 <Cath^> winner
03:50 <Cath^> lol
03:52 <e|f> lol
03:57 <Exo> ive put this on my resume
04:54 <e|f> you've got it
05:04 * Exo hands Cath^ a mojito
05:07 <e|f> i wonder how it defines a word
05:11 <e|f> probably a regex
06:04 <Cath^> yay!
06:23 <Cath^> thanks for the mojito..had a few on Saturday night
06:26 <e|f> mojito is vodka lime and soda, isn't it?
06:32 <e|f> haven't had one for a while
06:43 <e|f> with mint leaves
06:43 <Cath^> yes unless they make it with rum
06:51 <Cath^> and has mint
06:58 <e|f> yeah, some kind of colourless liquor
06:58 <Cath^> correct
07:00 <e|f> yep
07:02 <e|f> gotcha
07:13 <Cath^> your shout
07:16 * Exo hands e|f a mojito
07:22 <e|f> thx ;D
07:31 <Exo> do u head out to town saturday night Cath^
08:22 <Exo> did*
10:02 * ^bozoJim sits enjoying a nice stiff lime juice
10:11 <Exo> got the night time munchies
10:27 <e|f> i last had a mojito on a cruise ship
10:33 * Exo hands ^bozoJim a bottle of soju
10:35 <e|f> along with about 200 cigarettes
10:40 * e|f doesn't smoke anymore
10:53 <Exo> thats good mate
10:56 <Exo> have u quit completely
10:59 <e|f> yea
11:03 <e|f> for about 1 month
11:35 <xm> what new addiction has replaced it?
11:39 <xm> :D
11:48 <e|f> we went outside of aussie waters, so we got duty free, and i got a carton of marlboro reds for $37
11:53 <e|f> xm: alcohol
12:30 <Exo> e|fs given up ciggies for an addiction to irc
12:44 <e|f> yea, replacing one thing for another
12:49 <e|f> ;D
12:53 <Exo> immerse yourself and just give in :p
14:42 <e|f> ^_^
15:06 <xm> s/ciggies/irc
15:12 <xm> in e|f terms
15:17 <e|f> :O
15:42 <flammable> Immerse yourself in alcohol? There are better ways to get drunk.
15:44 <e|f> probably a healthier alternative
15:58 <xm> cigarettes are a gateway drug to IRC
16:00 <e|f> cool :)
16:00 <swsdude> that's why a 9-5 job won't work
16:00 <b1rd> Yea i dunno if ill ever need or want to work again
16:00 <Red> 12á14L14L 14G12ó12ó14Ð
16:05 <e|f> haha
16:05 <xm> now you're onto the dangerous stuff
16:18 <e|f> and irc leads to pornography and file piracy
16:27 <e|f> what did i get myself into
17:00 <e|f> what are you studying?
17:00 <swsdude> film and tv
17:00 <b1rd> Lifes pretty fkn awesome
17:00 <e|f> bachelor of media studies or something ?
17:34 <Exo> red wine is not the answer flammable!
17:59 <Exo> chris` was a regular bloke before he came onto irc
18:00 <swsdude> tafe, right next to fox sports in artarmon actually
18:00 <e|f> ah yeah
18:00 <e|f> so like cert III, IV or diploma or something
18:00 <swsdude> iv atm, diploma after this finishes
18:00 <e|f> k
18:00 <swsdude> k
18:00 <b1rd> K
18:04 <e|f> red wine will just numb you up a bit, make you feel good
18:22 <flammable> And leave you with a splitting hangover
18:25 <xm> is chris` that guy that keeps posting YouTube videos of his music?
18:41 <flammable> pisssssssSSSsssSSSsss
18:44 <e|f> i don't get hangovers
18:59 <Cath^> you still kicking along e|f?
19:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: -rtnMCKJTVfj 
19:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +tnrMCJKT 30
19:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +Vfj *6:10 4:6
19:00 <b1rd> k 
19:00 <katatonic_kate00> lmnop
19:00 <swsdude> didn't bother with uni, we get trained on all the broadcast equipment. plus i went to uni for a while and hated it 
19:00 <swsdude> k
19:00 <b1rd> k
19:00 <e|f> tafe would be cheaper and probably the same thing with that kind of qual
19:00 <b1rd> Ic
19:06 <e|f> yep
19:11 <Exo> xm: that's the guy
19:12 * flammable is dead. Good night
19:25 <Exo> night flammable
19:27 <^bozoJim> Exo gets drunk and goes out playing the beer barrel polka on his guitar and is singing blue suede shoes
19:30 * Exo tucks flammable into bed
19:37 <^bozoJim> good night flammable
19:37 <flammable> Eee :)
19:46 <flammable> Read me a book Exo
20:00 <e|f> you could get c'link to pay for your tafe, if not already
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20:31 * Exo reads flammable chris` and the beanstalk
20:40 <flammable> pisssssssSSSsssSSSsss
20:51 <flammable> K bye
21:00 <swsdude> well the thing is, i did the course this time last year. dropped out. obviously went back- tafe extended my enrollment for this sem. didn't have to pay
21:00 <e|f> :O
21:00 <b1rd> Nice
21:20 <xm> replace beans with drugs, and chest of gold with kitty litter
22:00 <swsdude> i was surprised lmfao
22:00 <flammable> I was thinking of studying something. Maybe engineering
22:00 <b1rd> Good rort
22:00 <flammable> I wouldn't have to pay anything until I'm earning a certain amount
22:00 <b1rd> Go on
22:00 <swsdude> i have to scrape the money for diploma though
22:00 <swsdude> yeah hecs
22:00 <e|f> yea a deferred student loan
22:00 <b1rd> What kinda eng? 
22:08 <Exo> hahaha
23:00 <swsdude> i think there's vet help for diploma
23:00 <Sutekh> haha TAFE diploma, a poor mans degree
23:00 <flammable> Maybe electronics
23:00 <swsdude> haha yes Sutekh
23:00 <b1rd> Cool as flammable 
23:00 <b1rd> I done a bit
23:00 <e|f> once you're earning 50 million dollars a year making movies with Brad Pitt, George Clooney and that other guy... worry about paying back your vet loan
23:42 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
23:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - Comfortably numb (Oct 6, 2009) Length: 6:54 - Category: Music - 166,867,834 views - 613,317 likes (94.2%), 37,457 dislikes (5.8%)
24:00 <e|f> i'm not a stoner but i like this music sometimes
24:00 <katatonic_kate00> naw diploma's are like 10 k
24:00 <flammable> Aeronautical engineering would be awesome. Hard work though
24:00 <katatonic_kate00> degree is like wha 10 - 15 upto 60 k dependng
24:00 <swsdude> e|f: the glory of cinema hey, good thing i have an obsession with cameras lmfao
24:00 <e|f> yeah the glory for 0.001% of people who go into it
24:18 <Cath^> are you just a drinker?
24:26 <e|f> yea
25:00 <e|f> timing and luck
25:00 <e|f> we need someone who looks a certain way for this film
25:00 <b1rd> Good at math? 
25:00 <e|f> etc etc
25:00 <swsdude> true! it's a mix of both, but mainly who you know
25:00 <e|f> yea contacts
25:00 <swsdude> b1rd: me? 
25:00 <e|f> not what you know, who you know
25:00 <swsdude> exactly
25:00 <b1rd> Flammable 
25:00 <swsdude> ahh 
25:08 <Cath^> kk m
25:14 <Cath^> and a cheese lover
25:14 <Exo> getting high will make that song all the more better
25:16 <Cath^> lol
25:24 <Cath^> 
25:32 <e|f> cheese is ok sometimes
25:34 <Cath^> I've never been high
25:43 <e|f> you're not missing out on much
25:46 <e|f> it's silly
26:00 <b1rd> Isnt hard tho
26:00 <b1rd> Computer does lot of the work
26:00 <swsdude> actually flammable, my cousin went on to study eng at unsw. civil. he's not doing it anymore. investment wanker now
26:00 <swsdude> oops 
26:00 <swsdude> banker*
26:00 <flammable> I'm okay at it. Would have to learn it again
26:00 <e|f> degrees can be cheaper if you learn off campus, stuff like that
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26:00 <b1rd> Knew a dude was an aeronautical engineer total spastic piss head
26:00 <e|f> yeah i'm an investment wanker
26:16 <Exo> everything taste better with cheese
26:17 <e|f> people who do drugs are, in my experience, lonely and isolated people
26:47 <Cath^> what makes it so appealing to people?
27:00 <e|f> i spend too much money on tissues
27:00 <b1rd> Smart enough guy but 
27:00 <flammable> Civil is designing roads and whatnot isn't it? Like town planning
27:00 <swsdude> hahahahahaha fuck e|f 
27:00 <b1rd> Fk he could drink
27:00 <swsdude> bridges and tunnels he was doing 
27:00 <b1rd> Yup sorta 
27:00 <flammable> I can't imagine that sector would be fun to work in
27:06 <xm> a temporary solution to a long-term problem
27:11 <e|f> i suppose it's an escape for some people who can't deal with negative experiences in their lives
27:54 <Cath^> yeah probably right
27:58 <xm> you could say it's passive suicidal behaviour
28:00 <e|f> i wanna be an investment wanker
28:00 <e|f> new career path for e|f
28:00 <b1rd> Hard yakka
28:00 <b1rd> Digging
28:00 <flammable> All dependent on projects and stuff
28:00 <swsdude> he was showing me how to calculate shit for detonation... i didn't really care lmfao
28:00 <b1rd> Construction 
29:00 <b1rd> Heaps different jobs in civil
29:00 <e|f> you put a bunch of unqualified people with explosives and try to calculate how many of them will survive if an unexpected explosion occurs
29:00 <e|f> and write that off on insurance
29:00 <swsdude> i've thought about going on to broadcast engineering, either that or camera dept in news/tv/cinema
29:00 <b1rd> lolol
29:00 <b1rd> Yea
29:00 <swsdude> that is a way e|f
29:03 <e|f> self-medicating a mental illness
29:59 <Cath^> yeah that too
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30:00 <flammable> Oops might have overcooked it
30:00 <swsdude> i have a mate who works over at fox- they set him up with the job just before he left tafe
30:00 <swsdude> hahahahaha
30:00 <b1rd> Jump in ill do some blasting
30:00 <flammable> Ew
30:00 <b1rd> :p
30:51 <e|f> and there's that whole gateway drug hypothesis where "one thing leads to another" but it all depends on the person
31:00 <flammable> Ok sleep time
31:00 <flammable> Gnite
31:00 <b1rd> Nite
31:00 <b1rd> Me2
31:00 <e|f> nighty nights
31:00 <b1rd> Nini
31:00 <e|f> sleep well :)
31:00 <swsdude> bye guys 
31:00 <b1rd> K
31:00 <swsdude> k
31:00 <b1rd> Still pikkin nose
31:16 <e|f> some people just like to smoke dope and go to the beach, that's the end of it for them
31:20 <e|f> stuff like that
31:45 <e|f> who cares
31:48 <e|f> waste of time
32:00 <b1rd> Ill b gone soon
32:00 <b1rd> K gone
32:00 <swsdude> k
32:00 <b1rd> K :p
32:00 <swsdude> happi days
32:00 <swsdude> older women keep hitting on me... wat do?
33:00 <xm> call them mum
33:00 <Sutekh> milf
33:00 <xm> or better yet, mummy
34:00 <swsdude> well she's not a milf
34:00 <swsdude> she doesn't have kids
34:00 <Sutekh> haha
34:00 <Sutekh> define older :D
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34:00 <swsdude> okay well i'm almost 20
34:00 <swsdude> she's 40
35:00 <Sutekh> haha go for it ;p
35:16 <xm> !ttop10
35:17 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(272) 2. Exo(158) 3. Cath^(103) 4. xm(80) 5. ^bozojim(60) 6. flammable(34) 7. Sutekh(10)
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36:00 <Sutekh> she wants a toy boy :D
36:00 <swsdude> seems it from what she was saying last night
37:00 <Sutekh> does she have $ ?
37:00 <swsdude> not sure
37:00 <Sutekh> worth looking into
38:00 <swsdude> she has told me she's wanked off like 6 times to a photo i have of myself
38:00 <Sutekh> haha
39:00 <swsdude> yeah
39:00 <swsdude> uh
39:00 <swsdude> mhm
40:00 <e|f> hmm
40:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
40:00 <e|f> sounds like that woman might be... a dude
40:00 <e|f> ask her if she chats here under the nickname 'b1rd'
40:00 <Sutekh> lol
40:00 <swsdude> Hahahahahahaha
41:00 <Sutekh> was it on Austnet?
41:00 <swsdude> her ph linked up with messenger, she's real 
41:00 <swsdude> F
41:00 <swsdude> tinder sadly Sutekh
41:00 <Sutekh> ohh
41:00 <e|f> k so we've established "she's real"
41:00 <swsdude> yes yes
42:00 <Sutekh> e|f, that was my intention with that question yes
42:00 <e|f> ask her if she delivers pizzas thru Uber
42:00 <e|f> kill two birds with one stone
42:00 <swsdude> HAHAHA
42:00 <swsdude> she doesn't
43:00 <e|f> ^_^
43:00 <Sutekh> tinder is more the crazy axe murderers isnt it?
44:00 <e|f> probably
44:00 <e|f> swipe left for murder
44:23 <e|f> http://bash.org/?139697
45:00 <Sutekh> ;/
45:21 <Cath^> I think it depends on mental health
45:35 <Cath^> if it leads to other drugs
45:46 <e|f> yea, the drugs just make it worse
46:02 <e|f> and the person ends up in some kind of legal trouble or something like that
46:05 <e|f> usually
46:21 <Cath^> yeah
47:00 <e|f> see, i gots the seconds showing in my irc timestamps
47:00 <e|f> i can tell when ppl are lying
47:00 <e|f> chatting too fast
48:00 <e|f> kids all pepped up on Coca Cola
48:00 <Sutekh> Yep
48:00 <Sutekh> and other substances
48:00 <e|f> yep
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54:00 <swsdude> oh yeah
54:00 <swsdude> idk 
54:00 <swsdude> tinder is a joke now
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54:00 <e|f> that's how the developers planned it
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55:00 <e|f> as a joke
55:00 <e|f> a money making one
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56:00 <e|f> but for $14.95 a month, you can chat with a photo of someone that was lifted from a facebook / myspace account
56:00 <e|f> well worth the money
56:00 <swsdude> so worth it 
56:00 <swsdude> nine times out of 10 it ends up being a tranny anyway
57:00 <e|f> the other ones are the axe murderers
57:00 <e|f> i'd take the tranny
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58:00 <swsdude> hmmmmm
58:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
58:00 <swsdude> debatable
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59:00 <e|f> big decisions
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01:00 <swsdude> million dollar questions
02:00 <e|f> bed is calling... soon
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03:00 <e|f> i never did end up playing counter strike
03:00 <e|f> tomorrow, maybe
04:00 <swsdude> yeah same tbh
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12:00 <e|f> to-do list, that is
12:00 <e|f> getting organised for tomorrow
13:00 <Sutekh> whats ur day like e|f?
14:00 <e|f> pretty average at this point
14:00 <e|f> just coasting
14:00 <e|f> 3 steps forward, 2 back
15:00 <Sutekh> max employment client, or student?
15:00 <e|f> hahaha
15:00 <Sutekh> ;p
18:00 <e|f> i'm a wine maker
18:00 <e|f> people make wine and then make me drink it
18:00 <e|f> it's not an easy job, but someone has to do it
19:00 <Sutekh> you step on the grapes?
19:00 <e|f> ;D
19:00 <Sutekh> hope you wash ur feet :D
19:25 <e|f> shine on you crazy diamond
20:00 <e|f> of course i do
23:00 <Sutekh> haha
23:00 <e|f> universal precautions
27:00 <e|f> ok guys, i'm out
27:00 <e|f> nice chatting :)
27:00 <e|f> and look after yourselves!
28:00 <e|f> bubai
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36:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> i wanna fuck a big fat chick
37:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> :)
41:00 <HellFury> well wait for one to get online then
44:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> hahaha
44:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> your a big fat chick
46:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> no weed left :(
48:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> might have to drink alcohol
49:00 <President_Trump> LOLLLOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
50:00 <HellFury> i maybe fat but i don't fuck idiots
51:00 <HellFury> especially drug fucked ones
52:00 <President_Trump> she only fucks emu boys *bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok
53:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> 13say yes to good drugs 
54:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> you see im working the whole drug angle
55:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> hell fury i wouldn't fuck you if you were the last woman on earth
56:00 <aLiEn8D_Romeo> but yeah how to work the whole sex angle?
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