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01:00 Part: Sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
01:46 <slinky_J> sshhhhh
05:15 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: kbaiiiiii :D
10:51 Quit: xmmm ([email protected]) Connection closed
11:26 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
11:36 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
12:06 <President_Trump> !gamble
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28:10 <steven> i just came
29:08 <President_Trump> pics
29:52 <steven> about a tea spoon
29:59 <Skirmish> You missed jerome getting pwned for hours Trump.
30:16 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> prob stunk like asparagus
30:46 <steven> bullshit
30:52 <steven> my cum looks good and taste good
31:06 <Skirmish> Just ask emma!
31:15 <FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe> shut up asparagus boy
31:19 Quit: FaSHioN`N`CuLTuRe ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
31:22 <steven> ha ha
31:24 <steven> nigh dawgz
37:15 <GlennPeddo> <@Skirmish> LOL
37:18 <GlennPeddo> 0wned for hours
37:20 <GlennPeddo> in your head maybe retard
37:35 <GlennPeddo> <@Skirmish> ROFL @ jerome. Goes on with shit he knows nothing about, gets all cut up with people say shit about him. < what dont i know?
43:21 <Skirmish> Check out how triggered he is!
44:10 <Skirmish> You should have seen it Trump. Sharni was owning him. Amelia was owning him too whilst he raged at Sharni for rejecting his attempts to meet her.
52:35 <President_Trump> looks like another normal night of pedoing
52:58 Join: Bonny ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
53:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
53:28 <President_Trump> hi Bonny how was greece?
54:44 <Bonny> great thanks. so was rome, naples, florence and pisa.. also cannes and marscille and barcelona.. :)
56:45 <Bonny> how have you been?
56:52 <President_Trump> get much cock?
56:55 <President_Trump> ive been good
57:02 <Bonny> maybe, maybe not
57:26 <President_Trump> meet any rapefugees?
57:31 <Bonny> nup
57:42 <President_Trump> why not?
57:48 <Bonny> why so?
57:58 <President_Trump> u are back in time to see crooked hillary lose
58:22 <Skirmish> Her health issues are getting worse. She won't even make it to the election.
58:24 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
59:09 <Bonny> not my politics so I don't care
59:45 <Bonny> I wasn't in the country during the census debacle
59:55 <Bonny> typical tho
00:09 <Skirmish> Looking at the Mudgee Meats facebook page to get their price list this morning and came across a woman wanting 'religion free meat'.
00:32 <Bonny> 2 hours after I left turkey the coup happened
01:03 <Bonny> I was at sea when the earthquake happened in central italy
01:13 <Skirmish> Would there have been much impact on westerners if you had of been caught there?
01:30 <Bonny> yes the airport would have been closed
01:43 <Bonny> so would have been stranded there
02:18 <Bonny> I was in transit
02:39 <Skirmish> Lucky then.
02:42 <Bonny> yup
03:18 <Bonny> next year I'm looking at doing a uk tour
03:29 <Bonny> london, ireland and scotland
06:13 <Bonny> so any gos while I was away? lol
06:40 <Skirmish> Jerome thinks that Jen is his gf.
06:45 <Skirmish> That's about it.
07:00 <Bonny> thats old news.. lol
07:04 <anotherirc3r> err
07:07 <anotherirc3r> creepy
07:07 <Bonny> we all know how delusional he is
07:51 <Skirmish> He is a pathological liar.
08:02 <Bonny> that too
08:35 <Skirmish> It has been confirmed.
08:47 <anotherirc3r> how?
08:49 <President_Trump> jen is his gf
08:51 <Bonny> so he has been certified? lol
09:19 <anotherirc3r> i thought you were Trumpy
09:28 <Skirmish> Jerome has been diagnosed as a habitual pathological liar. Class Jerome.
10:11 <President_Trump> i am too
10:37 <Bonny> ahh well.. at least your certified, President_Trump
10:54 <Bonny> what about those that run freely an haven't been certified?
11:00 <Bonny> and*
11:11 <anotherirc3r> lol
11:14 <Bonny> :P
16:46 <President_Trump> jen and i are very close
16:54 <Bonny> lol
16:56 <President_Trump> we are going to lindos wed night then to cheong
17:14 <Bonny> no idea who they ar
17:15 <Bonny> e
17:25 <anotherirc3r> you should take Jerome
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18:53 <President_Trump> ok i can bring him we will have a threesome
19:02 <President_Trump> one guy is never enough for u is it jen?
19:09 <Bonny> didn't realise trump can spell
19:13 <Bonny> I mean count lol
19:13 <anotherirc3r> disgusting
19:30 <President_Trump> spell?
19:40 <Bonny> yes prolly both spell and count
19:54 <anotherirc3r> i've never had a threesome and i don't want one but thanks
19:56 <President_Trump> ?
20:00 <President_Trump> u drink too much olive oil Bonny?
20:03 <Bonny> he attracts the rednecks so they will all come out to
20:08 <Bonny> elect trump
20:40 <Bonny> I don't like olive oil
31:07 Quit: AndroUser2 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
34:32 <President_Trump> Bonny are you on d$p?
36:48 <Bonny> nope..
37:04 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
37:14 <Bonny> I don't think I would be able to afford to travel if I was on dsp
37:43 <Bonny> brb
44:55 <President_Trump> where do u get your money from?
54:34 <Bonny> sugar daddy
56:30 <President_Trump> who
56:54 <Skirmish> Def not Jerome. He's broke.
57:48 <Bonny> noone you know
58:27 <President_Trump> how old is he Bonny?
58:39 <Bonny> nevermind
59:16 <President_Trump> 60s?
59:27 <Bonny> none of your business
59:42 <President_Trump> is your sugar daddy donald trump?
00:46 <Bonny> you sure are a dickhead no wonder you're such a fan of donald trump
03:06 Join: gowch ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
03:24 <Skirmish> Here he is. Broke ass Jerome.
03:35 <gowch> mmm sweet gowch
03:35 <gowch> my love has arrived
03:35 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
03:35 <gowch> broke ass
04:08 <Skirmish> Broke, living at home with his mental illness. \
04:22 <breaker> gowch/Jerome, What do you think of Bonny?
05:32 <gowch> Bonny is a fat old pig
05:33 <President_Trump> Bonny why am i a dickhead?
05:35 <gowch> and another liar
05:47 <gowch> but as usual the little tally of retards fall for her bullshit
05:51 <gowch> breaker what do you think of Bonny?
05:52 <gowch> let me guess
06:02 <gowch> "lovely old lady, beautiful soul, nice to talk to, will zline ppl for me"
06:06 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:20 <gowch> Bonny is an old washed up dried up pig
06:33 <gowch> apparently goes on a holiday to europe, comes back to irc moment later
06:35 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
07:41 <breaker> That's not very nice thing to say about Bonny.
08:23 <anotherirc3r> gowch: your love? don't make me sick. i wouldn't go near you
08:38 <anotherirc3r> i sure as hell don't want you
09:18 <gowch> my wife jen
09:24 <gowch> divorced pollock to be with me
09:44 <anotherirc3r> ugh. marriage. no thanks
10:06 <gowch> jen who is fatter darren or pollock?
14:05 <gowch> Bonny what do you think about anotherirc3r accusing darren (blitzkreig) of raping her
14:50 Join: Lumeah3 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
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15:04 <Bonny> I have no opinion about that as anything can be said on irc
15:15 <gowch> this is real though Bonny
15:18 <gowch> its not just irc stuff
15:24 <Bonny> prove it
15:24 <gowch> she went to the cops and tried to have him charged
15:29 <gowch> ok ask him 2morrow
15:31 <gowch> next time you are on
15:33 <gowch> ask anyone
15:46 <gowch> see for yourself old bonny
15:49 <Bonny> what makes you think he isn't lying
15:50 <Bonny> ?
16:12 <Bonny> she could have rejected him and he couldn't handle that
16:22 <gowch> so he raped her?
16:26 <Bonny> no idea
16:45 <Bonny> not my business either
16:48 <gowch> she has said at least 4 guys on here in the last year have raped her
16:54 <gowch> tisk, strum, below, dougnuts
17:02 <Bonny> lol
17:16 <anotherirc3r> i haven't actually
17:25 <President_Trump> i dont think roshie would lie over something that serious
17:32 <gowch> nor do i
17:41 <anotherirc3r> roshie?
17:43 <gowch> but jen you did accused darren of raping you
17:45 <gowch> roshanda
17:46 <gowch> wookie
18:54 <Bonny> President_Trump how would roshie know about that?
19:24 <Bonny> as far as I'm concerned she could be just a messenger
21:18 <President_Trump> roshie and darren are very close
21:32 <President_Trump> he's trying to get her to break up with pat
21:38 <Bonny> lol
21:38 <President_Trump> so he can pedo her hard
21:42 <gowch> almost as close as me and jen
21:42 <Bonny> lol
21:50 <gowch> pat is long gone
22:09 <gowch> Bonny after your apparent trip to the greek isles
22:13 <Bonny> so why would he be saying jen is accusing him of rape?
22:20 <gowch> dont you think this is the last place anyone sane would go?
22:32 <Bonny> which place?
22:47 <Bonny> who said I was sane?
23:02 <gowch> ahh yes another fabricated trip
23:05 <gowch> join the list
23:18 <Bonny> whatever you think.. :)
23:28 <Bonny> I have nothing to prove
23:50 <gowch> lol
23:51 <gowch> yes you do
24:37 <Skirmish> Step away for a bit and I still come back to Jerome being a beta male.
24:42 <Bonny> not really.. irc is just a entertainment media for me.. I don't owe anyone an explaination
24:48 <President_Trump> lets see some pics of your trip bonny
25:00 <gowch> you wont get any
25:02 <Bonny> my pics are private.. :)
25:02 <President_Trump> at least u went in summer
25:03 <gowch> because its all lies
25:09 <President_Trump> just some scenary pics
25:10 <gowch> just like amelias fake trip to sydney
25:15 <breaker> You do realise Jerome.. anotherirc3r has never said that nor have I.. it's him that went around telling people that... guilty conscience much?
25:22 <Bonny> as I said I have nothing to prove
25:33 <President_Trump> it's not about proving, its just about showing some nice pics
25:35 <gowch> actually you have said that darren was a rapist pollock
25:41 <President_Trump> like jen does of her painted nails
25:45 <gowch> you have said that afew times recently
25:48 <breaker> No Jerome, You think that.
26:04 <anotherirc3r> no more photos for you Trumpy
26:05 <Skirmish> Jen I think it's time to cut Pollock loose and get him to stop white knighting for you.
26:17 <gowch> i think so too
26:21 <gowch> you have a much better bf now
26:22 Quit: Lumeah3 ([email protected]) EOF from client
26:22 <gowch> me
26:30 <gowch> i will protect you from darren raping you
26:49 <Skirmish> Pollock would be an upgrade if she had dated you Jerome.
26:54 <gowch> because i will rape darren so he wont have to rape you, ill be the ingham for his pollock
27:01 <Skirmish> Unless of course he was a puny runt like yourself.
27:25 <gowch> well what would you rather be
27:29 <Skirmish> breaker: Are you a scrawny runt like Jerome is?
27:31 <gowch> obese or well in shape?
27:47 <gowch> i am in perfect shape i would say i have the best body out of anyone here
27:52 <Skirmish> You're not well in shape LOL
27:57 <gowch> only other 2 ppl would be steven or mayo
28:05 <gowch> the rest of you are obese
28:10 <Skirmish> Ah your idol. Mayo.
28:28 <gowch> no just stating the truth
28:34 <gowch> mayo is healthy unlike the others on here
28:42 <gowch> most of these users dont even leave home
29:01 <Skirmish> Sure. Don't mind me if I don't acknowledge your version of what the truth is. You do have a confirmed diagnosis as a pathological liar.
29:09 <breaker> Skirmish, I don't eat for 6 months.. drink 1ltr of water once every 48 hours.
29:12 <gowch> your good mate demat the pirate was bragging how it was a great thing he left his home to go buy some groceries
29:15 <gowch> ham cheese and bread
29:18 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:24 <Skirmish> breaker: So you're dead?
29:30 <gowch> lol Skirmish
29:33 <gowch> according to you
29:44 <gowch> and maybe 2 fat pigs who are maybe the dumbest 2 users on austnet
29:45 <gowch> sure
29:46 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLL
29:49 <gowch> whatever u say
30:10 <Skirmish> I have real standing in society. You do not Jerome. So yes. What I say goes.
30:21 <gowch> LOL
30:23 <gowch> real standing
30:24 <gowch> ok
30:40 <gowch> the only standing you have is pedoing on irc
30:55 <Skirmish> I am a respected member of my local community and the vice president of the local Lion's Club.
31:05 <Skirmish> You on the other hand are a runt.
31:15 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
31:19 <gowch> wow lions club
31:20 <gowch> step back
32:15 <gowch> president of the lions club in the house
32:37 <Skirmish> You don't bring any positive input to any community Jerome. You bring drugs, crime. Your mother cries herself to sleep realising that taking you from school in year 9 when you were bullied to attempt suicide was a mistake.
32:49 <Skirmish> She should never have home schooled you. She realises her mistake now.
32:55 <gowch> lol
32:58 <gowch> not this shit again
33:14 <Skirmish> Mayo has told me the truth. We have history. We go way back.
33:24 <gowch> mayo is talking shit to you
33:25 <gowch> lollllllllllllllllllll
33:29 <anotherirc3r> you'll make him jealous Skirmish
33:40 <Skirmish> He already is jealous.
33:52 <gowch> lollllllllllllll
34:06 <Skirmish> He wants to have 8 years of history with Mayo like I do. He wants to have been there back in the #facebook days.
34:18 <breaker> lol
34:22 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
34:34 <Skirmish> He was too busy being home schooled at that period in time though.
34:44 <Bonny> you guys are fucked lol
34:45 <gowch> ohh right
34:49 <gowch> home schooled
34:54 <Skirmish> Did you hear about how he attempted suicide after being bullied in year 9 anotherirc3r?
35:09 <breaker> I don't think Sonia would of allowed Jerome nor mayo into that channel.
35:17 <Skirmish> His mother removed him from the local public school after that happened and he was home schooled from then on.
35:19 <gowch> ive never been into that chan in my life
35:29 <gowch> ohh yeh what school was that Skirmish?
35:45 <gowch> penrith high was it?
35:52 <Skirmish> I don't divulge personal information Jerome.
35:57 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
36:11 <gowch> unlike you i went to some of the best schools in australia
36:12 <Skirmish> All I can say is that it is a houso area.
36:17 <gowch> houso area
36:19 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
36:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
36:19 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
36:26 <gowch> ive never lived near a houso area in my life
36:36 <gowch> no where near one
36:42 <gowch> now i know you are just talking absolute shit
36:45 <Skirmish> I know that you like to tell lies and pretend that is the case Jerome. Mayo has exposed you though. The truth is known.
36:50 <Skirmish> EXPOSED.
37:04 <gowch> im done with your crap Skirmish
37:05 <gowch> no more
37:15 <gowch> you are the biggest tryhard troll on here
37:16 <Skirmish> Rage quit time?
37:21 <gowch> people like breaker make you look like tisk
37:28 <gowch> actually get some real material
37:32 <gowch> like pros do
37:38 <gowch> even below could do a better job
38:04 <Skirmish> I understand that you're upset. If someone I idolised exposed me I would feel the same as you do right now.
38:20 <breaker> Jerome is fUUUMming.
38:41 <Skirmish> anotherirc3r: Are you also aware that Jerome lives with his parents?
38:41 <gowch> mayo would be trolling you Skirmish
38:48 <gowch> infact i dont even think he speaks to you
39:00 <gowch> he just plays you morons like a puppet
39:05 <gowch> we both do
39:07 <gowch> you troll yourselves
39:12 <Skirmish> That is ... He lives with his parents until they kick him out for his drug addiction. He then lives in homeless shelters until they take him back in.
39:19 <gowch> yeh jen apparently im in a homeless shelter
39:20 <gowch> lol
39:31 <gowch> Skirmish still saying th esame shit he has been all night
39:36 <gowch> same shit since last week
39:37 <Skirmish> His mother always ends up feeling sorry for him. She blames herself. She realises the home schooling did it to him.
40:12 <Skirmish> Someone saying the same old shit week in and week out? Gee ... Wonder who else that sounds like. Jerome maybe? YES! Sounds EXACTLY like Jerome.
40:25 <gowch> same old shit
40:27 <Skirmish> Jerome the home schooled wonder kid.
40:30 <gowch> ahh you mean the stuff i say to ppl like sharni
40:34 <gowch> well thats 100% truth though
40:36 <gowch> big difference
40:45 <gowch> your white knight pedoing is over for the evening Skirmish
40:49 <gowch> unless you would like a chance at gowch
40:52 <Bonny> should do a word count on "pedo"
40:55 <gowch> jen might offer you
40:59 <gowch> yeh why not Bonny
41:09 <Skirmish> You say the same old tired shit week in and week out Jerome. Do you understand that I am just mocking you?
41:17 <gowch> i do
41:20 <gowch> perfectly
41:27 <gowch> but you are very bad at it
41:32 <Skirmish> Excellent. :)
41:43 <gowch> the difference is the things i say are truths
41:48 <gowch> you just spout nonsense
41:49 <Skirmish> I have perfectly emulated you Jerome.
41:55 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:56 <Skirmish> Tonight ... I was your clone.
41:57 <gowch> no you havnt
42:00 <gowch> really
42:02 <gowch> maybe in your haed
42:09 <President_Trump> stop spouting nonsense Skirmish
42:10 <gowch> if thats how you feel
42:11 <Skirmish> All I needed was a glass pipe and I would be you.
42:12 <gowch> good for you
42:17 <gowch> ahh yes
42:20 <gowch> the ice references again
42:22 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
42:22 <gowch> classic
42:26 <gowch> bring them all out
42:42 <Skirmish> You are a drug addict. It's the low hanging fruit when it comes to insulting you Jerome.
42:49 <gowch> LOL
42:53 <gowch> what drugs am i addicted to?
42:54 <Skirmish> You are right up there with the likes of tisk, shads, Pieter.
43:08 <gowch> tisk just smokes alot of weed
43:10 <gowch> thats all he does
43:20 <gowch> shads is nobody just a mental patient and pieter is a wannabe
43:28 <Skirmish> It's not what he takes, it's the fact that he is an addict. Just like you are.
43:36 <gowch> lol
43:41 <gowch> yeh what drugs am i addicted to?
44:20 <Skirmish> When you admit your problem and seek help to deal with it let me know. You have my mobile number. Get in touch and I will be your sponsor to help you come back from your drug addiction.
44:39 <gowch> what problem?
44:41 <gowch> what addiction?
44:50 <Skirmish> Exactly. *shakes head*
46:10 <Skirmish> Maybe after you recover from your addiction you can try your hand at being a music producer again and perhaps this time you might succeed.
46:25 <gowch> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
46:28 <Skirmish> You can again attempt to realise your dream of wanting to be Dr Dre.
46:39 <gowch> i dont even like dr dre
46:39 <gowch> lol
46:45 <gowch> nice try yet again
47:15 <Skirmish> That's ok. Nobody will forget about dre. You on the other hand face a lifetime of obscurity.
47:15 <gowch> what i do with my life you have no idea about, im always doing something with music
47:22 <gowch> lol w hatever
47:50 <Skirmish> Yes I heard. I have it on good authority that you teach the recorder to other homeless people when you're in the shelter after being evicted from home.
48:17 <gowch> lolllllllllllllllll
48:57 <gowch> let me guess mayo told u that one too?
48:58 <Skirmish> When you're in dire need of your next hit I bet you're an expert player of the meat trumpet.
49:10 <gowch> actually i play oboe
49:14 <gowch> not trumpet
49:31 <Skirmish> I asked mayo if he knew anything about your music prowess. He said 'LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL he knows nothing about music'
49:52 <Skirmish> So I am giving you more credit than he does.
50:05 <gowch> lolllllllllllllllllllll
50:33 <gowch> like i said before get some real info
51:05 <Skirmish> What was the other thing that we found out. Oh that's right. You were EXPOSED as having put an AVO on a girl that beat you up on several occassions. This is the girl that you claim is your ex and that you beat her.
51:25 <Skirmish> EXPOSED and CONFIRMED. Classic Jerome.
51:32 <gowch> i put an avo on a girl?
51:38 <gowch> ive never put an avo on anyone in my life
51:40 <Skirmish> Yes you did.
51:44 <gowch> im not a pussy i dont call the cops on ppl
51:49 <gowch> ohh right
51:52 <gowch> confirmed also was it?
51:57 <gowch> from mayo let me guess lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
51:57 <Skirmish> You had to protect yourself because she would give you a flogging.
52:03 <gowch> just give a break ur fucking pathetic now
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52:35 <Skirmish> Caught out in so many lies. CONFIRMED. Jerome is a pathological liar.
52:37 <gowch> no thats not the story at all
53:02 <gowch> but hey u believe what u want
53:19 <gowch> think of me when u fuck your pig "wife"
54:31 <Skirmish> Resorted to being slinky_J now.
54:41 <Skirmish> Wow. How the mighty have fallen.
55:00 <gowch> Skirmish ill bash any person that tries to put shit over me
55:11 <gowch> that includes a gf of 6 years that keeps up and up with her childish shit
55:11 <Skirmish> No you won't.
55:14 <gowch> yes i will
55:22 <Skirmish> You are far too skinny to be a threat to anyone.
55:27 <gowch> i dont need to worry about my gf now because she isnt a fucking immature retard
55:29 <gowch> that howls
55:31 <gowch> and whinges
55:34 <gowch> like a baby
55:38 <Skirmish> A result for the eating disorder you developed after being bullied.
55:39 <gowch> lol ok Skirmish
55:44 <gowch> ahh yes eating disorder now
55:50 <gowch> please do tell
55:56 <gowch> gee what a life you live man
56:04 <gowch> your age wasting your time doing this shit
56:06 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
56:07 <Skirmish> I don't divulge personal information Jerome.
56:09 <gowch> hey ive got all night
56:10 <gowch> keep it up
56:13 <gowch> its classic
56:29 <gowch> ill go grab another line too, this is perfect
56:30 <Skirmish> I have until about 5am. Getting paid a premium to do it too.
56:45 <gowch> sure 5am no problems
56:46 <gowch> LOL
56:53 <gowch> premium hey
56:57 <gowch> that why you always here
56:58 <gowch> pedoing
57:04 <gowch> the cash going to good things in your life is it?
57:12 <gowch> keeping up your pedoing of the slurries on here
57:22 <gowch> whilst your hard earned dollars goes to pay for your dumb cunt kid
57:27 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:29 <Skirmish> Don't be jealous.
58:04 <gowch> jealous of you?
58:06 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:07 <gowch> ok
58:51 <Skirmish> Yeah that dumb kid of mine. Just got accepted into a uni run course for high school kids to fast track them into STEM. If only he were more like you Jerome. Oh ... He has friends at high school.
59:03 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:06 <gowch> who cares
59:10 <gowch> they have always had shit like that
59:21 <Skirmish> We spent some time over the weekend going through his senior year classes. I think he has made good choices.
59:36 <gowch> you spent your weekend on irc loser thats what you did
59:53 <Skirmish> I wasn't online at all over the weekend. :)
00:10 <gowch> thats right you were raping your son
00:12 <gowch> i forgot
00:30 <Skirmish> So jealous.
00:33 <gowch> keep paying those bills
00:37 <gowch> keep that child support going
00:52 <gowch> you must be very old if your child is almost in year 11
00:53 <gowch> fuck
00:54 <gowch> LOL
00:56 <Skirmish> Everybody has biills.
01:05 <gowch> not child support though
01:25 <gowch> i guess thats why you good mates with darren, he also has to pay it to a bitch that doesnt want anything to do with him
01:42 <Skirmish> Parents who accept and embrace their responsibilities to their childs welfare pay child support.
02:36 <gowch> yeh well hey i didnt grow up with divorced parents LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:41 <Skirmish> Only scumbags don't pay child support.
02:43 <gowch> your child a bastard or not?
03:24 <Skirmish> My son never grew up with divorced parents.
03:36 <Skirmish> I got married for the first time last year.
03:50 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:00 <gowch> so your child is a bastard then
04:33 <Skirmish> In the sense that he was born to people that weren't married. Yes.
04:41 <gowch> yes
04:42 <Skirmish> So?
04:46 <gowch> thats what a bastard is
05:03 <Skirmish> Since this isn't the 1950's it's hardly an insult either.
05:07 <gowch> thats ok you prob support same sex marriage
05:16 <gowch> of course its not an insult to you
05:18 <Skirmish> You really are grasping at straws to try and get to me aren't you.
05:19 <gowch> you are new age
05:25 <gowch> im not trying to get to you
05:29 <gowch> im just stating the obvious
05:30 <Skirmish> LOL
05:36 <gowch> see you can call me names but they arnt true
05:49 <gowch> the fact you slave away at a lame ass job to pay most of your wage to child support is funny
05:52 <Skirmish> The only name I call you is Jerome.
05:56 <gowch> your child is a bastard
05:59 <gowch> that is confirmed
06:04 <gowch> single mum like sharni your good mate is
06:06 <gowch> bogan too
06:16 <gowch> arnt you from like newcastle or something LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:28 <Skirmish> Most of my wage? My child support payment is less than 10% of my fortnightly income.
06:30 <gowch> no good schools up in newy
06:37 <gowch> guess your sons really living it up
06:39 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:41 <gowch> top shelf education
07:10 <Skirmish> He goes to a public school. You are a fine example of how 'top shelf education' doesn't open any doors.
07:12 <gowch> Skirmish real alphas like anal sex with women
07:22 <gowch> Skirmish i have 3 degrees
07:26 <gowch> and a masters
07:27 <Skirmish> Real alphas respect women.
07:39 <gowch> jsut because i chose music doesnt mean anything
07:42 <Skirmish> You do not have any degrees Jerome. Let's just be clear on that. That is a lie.
07:42 <gowch> i do what i love
07:47 <gowch> lol ok
07:50 <gowch> guess mayo told u that one too
07:59 <gowch> you know nothing about what i do with my music
08:12 <gowch> when u level 7 trained classical you come talk to me ok
08:21 <gowch> i been playing music since i was a kid
08:29 <gowch> jazz trained at guitar
08:30 <Skirmish> No that is just common sense. Someone that has invested that much time and effort to have 3 degrees and a masters degree doesn't come on irc to behave like you do. You do not have the mindset required to be that educated.
08:33 <gowch> classical trained piano and oboe
08:42 <gowch> Skirmish think what you want
08:43 <gowch> lol
08:53 <gowch> im working on music right now as we speak
08:58 <gowch> but lollllllllll to you
09:04 <gowch> getting paid too and more than you make
09:09 <gowch> but hey think what u want
09:13 <gowch> its ur life
09:19 <Skirmish> :)
09:23 <gowch> keep the pedoing of the small walrus pigs on austnet up
09:29 <gowch> keep the whiteknighting
09:39 <gowch> leave jen to me and pollock because she is our gf not yours!
09:41 <Skirmish> So salty.
09:58 <Skirmish> Pretty sure she has made it clear she has zero interest in either of you.
10:09 <gowch> nope im going to marry her
10:54 <Skirmish> I am sure that she can find someone that is far superior to you.
11:16 <Skirmish> Whatever I may think of her I know that she will end up with someone that is lightyears beyond what you could ever be Jerome.
11:24 <Skirmish> That is just the simple facts of the situation.
11:32 <gowch> thats ok i will go for babygirl if all else fails
11:39 <gowch> President_Trump said i can have her
11:50 <Skirmish> She is more your style. Vapid.
11:59 <gowch> yes she is my type i love her
12:01 <gowch> cooks
12:02 <gowch> cleans
12:03 <Skirmish> She is the type of woman you will end up with.
12:05 <gowch> works on cars
12:08 <gowch> works in zoo
12:11 <gowch> cares for animals
12:59 <gowch> has a warm heart
13:07 <gowch> you could never get babygirl so dont even try
13:19 <gowch> she has rejected every guy on austnet but pervin and trump
13:20 <Skirmish> I am sure she is lovely. She is vapid though and that is your type.
13:47 <gowch> does sharni offer you a non vapid lifestyle Skirmish?
13:50 <gowch> how about amelia?
14:06 <Skirmish> Neither of them offer me anything.
14:22 <gowch> so they offer no intelligence?
14:41 <Skirmish> How does their intelligence offer me anything?
15:03 <gowch> well you said babygirl is vapid
15:07 <gowch> i would say not
15:10 <gowch> i would say they are
15:19 <gowch> infact i would say all 3 are
15:40 <gowch> sharni eats maccas for dinner, babygirl cooks, thats why i love babygirl
16:17 <Skirmish> Classic Jerome. Aspiring after women that he will never ever get.
16:30 <gowch> babygirl is mine not yours
16:33 <gowch> so you cant have her
16:33 <President_Trump> Skirmish do u think amelia is too glamour for jerome?
16:42 <gowch> yes he said it before
16:42 <gowch> LOL
16:57 <gowch> amelia is a tacky wog
16:58 <President_Trump> did he say glam?
17:02 <gowch> even my houso gf has more style
17:06 <gowch> he did
17:09 <President_Trump> lolz
17:13 <Skirmish> From a purely aesthetic point of view, yeah. Women like Amelia don't stand on the arm of people like Jerome.
17:21 <gowch> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:38 <Skirmish> What will stop him ever having a chance with her though is the fact that she is a LOT smarter than he is.
17:48 <President_Trump> jerome u gotta stop pedoing amelia, Skirmish is sick of having to rescue her
17:56 <anotherirc3r> i'm sorry but i definitely disagree with that Skirmish
18:17 <anotherirc3r> she is a retard that tries to look smart
18:24 <anotherirc3r> but fails dismally every time
18:27 <gowch> LOL amelia smart
18:29 <anotherirc3r> and yet people don't see it
18:29 <gowch> jesus christ
18:34 <gowch> you really are fucked in the head Skirmish
18:39 <Skirmish> You only say that because she makes fun of you Jen.
18:42 <gowch> amelia is dumber than faux and sharni put together
18:46 <Skirmish> You are biased in your opinion.
19:11 <gowch> the only reason amelia doesnt kiss my ass is because i dont like her and i dont feed her my cock like you despos do
19:19 <anotherirc3r> no, Skirmish. i think she's an idiot. i think either she was smarter before or a better actor
19:36 <gowch> there was a time i spoke to her civily but once i realised she was a moron 2 faced monkey she didnt like that and started her opposing side
19:55 <gowch> many ppl would agree with me on here about that
20:01 <gowch> more so than ppl who would disagree
20:02 <Skirmish> We will have to agree to disagree then anotherirc3r. I have had lengthy discussions with her and I find her to be quite intelligent.
20:04 <gowch> i can assure you that
20:10 <gowch> LOL
20:12 <gowch> Skirmish u talk to sharni
20:16 <gowch> and serenity
20:20 <gowch> what the hell would you know
20:27 <Skirmish> The only thing people will agree with on here Jerome is that you turn on every woman that rejects you.
20:33 <gowch> if you want to talk to smart girls just talk to babygirl
20:41 <gowch> rejects me?
20:52 <gowch> ive never tried to pickup any chick here since coming back
20:56 <Skirmish> Don't bother denying it Jerome.
20:58 <gowch> so you are very wrong there
21:05 <gowch> so amelia has told u i tried to pedo her has she?
21:06 <Skirmish> Don't waste your time.
21:06 <gowch> lol
21:09 <gowch> and sharni has?
21:10 <gowch> serenity has?
21:16 <gowch> ive tried to get some serenity pussy have i now?
21:18 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:20 <gowch> fucking please mate
21:28 <anotherirc3r> since coming back? how long have you been on IRC?
21:28 <gowch> ive tried for maurice have i?
21:29 <gowch> or kk?
21:32 <gowch> or walrus pig?
21:34 <anotherirc3r> i'm curious
21:36 <gowch> jen since 1997
21:51 <anotherirc3r> ahh, okay
21:52 <gowch> i stopped using irc in 2004
21:55 <gowch> came back in 2011
22:01 <breaker> lol @ 97
22:06 <gowch> left in 2013 came back in 2014
22:06 <breaker> what a load of shit.
22:09 <gowch> thats right pollock
22:13 <gowch> ive been here since i was like 10
22:15 <gowch> 11
22:21 <gowch> it hurts u doesnt it
22:22 <gowch> :(
22:26 <gowch> pols having a good lurk
22:28 <gowch> join in
22:33 <gowch> back in the day windows 95
22:35 <breaker> I was here before AustNet even started.
22:35 <gowch> dialup
22:37 <Skirmish> Hasn't grown up mentally since that time he first joined.
22:43 <gowch> lol
22:49 <anotherirc3r> oh, god.. dialup
22:50 <gowch> Skirmish would you have sex with faux?
23:01 <Skirmish> Your questions are flawed.
23:07 <gowch> so you would
23:07 <gowch> ok
23:14 <Skirmish> There is no context.
23:22 <gowch> im not trying to make it have context
23:26 <gowch> just simple questions
23:28 <breaker> Jerome, You should meet up with faux.. she lives not far from you.
23:31 <gowch> anyone sane could answer
23:37 <gowch> faux doesnt live near me man
23:44 <gowch> she lives out west
23:47 <President_Trump> can head to the bankstown rsl together
23:53 <gowch> we can go
23:57 <gowch> to dooleys in lidcombe
24:01 <President_Trump> swing by sharni's
24:01 <gowch> me sharni and faux
24:11 <Skirmish> Your questions display your lack of intelligence Jerome.
24:11 <gowch> and mel
24:14 <gowch> get mel from manly
24:16 <gowch> to come by
24:17 <Skirmish> All questions need context.
24:24 <gowch> mel can drop off at mine on the way
24:39 <gowch> below will rock up to escort her
27:29 <President_Trump> sharni will keep the kids locked up in the bathroom while she goes plays pokies with u
27:38 <gowch> yeh
27:41 <gowch> sweet
27:51 <gowch> have afew drinks
27:54 <gowch> perfect evening
28:30 <gowch> Skirmish you can come
28:34 <gowch> and protect sharni
28:50 <gowch> incase darren tries to rape her
29:31 <Skirmish> Who will protect you Jerome?
29:38 <gowch> from what?
29:43 <gowch> being raped?
29:48 <gowch> well i was hoping mel would do that
32:04 <Skirmish> You seem to be the type of person that incites people to give them a flogging often Jerome. If you went out I assume you would take someone to protect you.
33:04 <Skirmish> In my experience as a bouncer it's weedy little try hards like yourself that usually get your head punched in at venues.
34:25 <breaker> lol bouncer
35:19 <breaker> Look out.. it's Skirmish the pretend cop and "bouncer" ... he's going to troll you over with his big guts.
35:28 <breaker> roll*
36:56 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
37:04 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Connection closed
37:11 <President_Trump> EXPOSED
37:24 <President_Trump> he's busy busting drug deals coming in from china
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37:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
37:27 <gowch> lol
37:38 <President_Trump> how many drug busts have u done lately Skirmish?
37:45 <breaker> haha
37:52 <gowch> Skirmish i go out all the time ive never been bashed in my life
37:57 <Skirmish> 2 but they were only small.
38:30 <gowch> lol Skirmish the police now
38:32 <Skirmish> Weren't really 'busts' either they were more 'oh look what we have here' events.
38:38 <gowch> drug busts in brisbane waters
38:41 <Skirmish> No, not police.
38:43 <gowch> busting all the cocaine shipments
38:48 <gowch> and heroin trafficking
38:53 <gowch> lolllllllllllll
39:07 <Skirmish> Never been interested in being a police officer.
39:22 <Skirmish> I don't think I would be able to be impartial enough.
39:27 <gowch> thats because you wouldnt be able to be
39:32 <Skirmish> Always be the neutral party.
39:33 <gowch> you would fail the fitness test
39:47 <Skirmish> Our fitness tests are similar and I passed it fine.
39:49 <gowch> at best your job would be transit cop
39:55 <gowch> busting people for train fines
40:00 <gowch> thats the type of person you are
40:02 <gowch> a true loser
40:07 <Skirmish> No such thing as transit cops in NSW anymore.
40:11 <gowch> yes there is
40:13 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLL
40:23 <gowch> i got a train fine the other day actually u dumb cunt they are everywhere
40:36 <President_Trump> Skirmish is a water rat
40:36 <Skirmish> I considered it though back in about 2006. Having to travel to Central to sign on every shift was a deal breaker though.
40:38 <President_Trump> like that tv show
40:48 <gowch> water rats yep
40:53 <breaker> haha Trump.
41:02 <breaker> That was a good show back in the day.
41:07 <Skirmish> Transit cops were replaced with NSW cops a few years ago Jerome. You were fined by a NSW Police officer, not a Transit cop.
41:14 <gowch> actually very wrong
41:18 <gowch> i was not fined by a cop at all
41:21 <gowch> i was fined by a transit
41:32 <gowch> they just changed uniforms when cityrail was changed as a company
41:33 <gowch> dumb cunt
41:41 <Skirmish> Incorrect.
41:41 <gowch> they wear white tshirts now and have blue hats
41:44 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtY5-qNnVbM
41:47 <gowch> lol incorrect
41:47 <Skirmish> They were disbanded.
41:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Water Rats - Opening Theme S1 (Nov 19, 2008) Length: 0:58 - Category: Entertainment - 18,472 views views - 50 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
41:49 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:52 <gowch> how dumb u are
42:09 <Skirmish> What you see are NSW Police that are assigned to the train network.
42:17 <gowch> yes you see them also
42:23 <gowch> but they do still have transits
42:23 <Skirmish> Not special constable trained Transits.
42:30 <gowch> LOL
42:32 <gowch> if u say so
42:37 <gowch> ill take a pic of some next time
42:52 <Skirmish> You do that. You take a picture of their badge for me.
43:02 <gowch> lol @ Skirmish
43:04 <gowch> so fucking dumb
43:14 <breaker> Frank Holloway
48:34 <Skirmish> The NSW Police Force took over policing of the state’s public transport network on 1 May 2012. The Police Transport Command (PTC) was established with 610 police officers to be allocated by December 2014 to patrol trains, buses and ferries.
48:48 <Skirmish> Straight from the NSW Police website Jerome. :) You're welcome.
49:22 <gowch> as i said Skirmish ill show you next time
49:36 <gowch> they are very much alive and well
49:39 <gowch> you are an idiot
50:02 <Skirmish> LOL when caught talking nonsense ... Double down. Great strategy.
50:11 <Skirmish> There are no transit police in NSW. CONFIRMED.
50:40 <anotherirc3r> bbs
51:14 <gowch> <gowch> i was not fined by a cop at all
51:14 <gowch> <gowch> i was fined by a transit
51:34 <Skirmish> You were fined by a NSW Police officer that is part of the PTC.
51:39 <Skirmish> :)
51:46 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
51:58 <Skirmish> As above. Available for you to read on the NSW Police Website right now.
52:07 <gowch> as i said ill prove to you lol
52:33 <Skirmish> There are ZERO transit police employed by Cityrail.
52:41 <gowch> i didnt say police dickhead
52:43 <gowch> i said transits
52:51 <gowch> cityrail doesnt even exist anymore
52:53 <gowch> its sydney trains
52:58 <gowch> anyways ill get u pics no problem
53:23 <Skirmish> You will be taking pics of NSW Police officers. PTC officers. Not transits.
53:33 <Skirmish> Go hard though.
53:58 <gowch> lollllllllllllllllll
54:34 <Skirmish> Must have been high when you got fined. Obviously a bit confused.
00:58 <President_Trump> some major EXPOSURES tonight
08:18 <Skirmish> Not really. Just your typical Jerome events.
08:31 <Skirmish> Everyone knows he's a tosser though.
08:37 <Skirmish> Nobody takes him seriously.
10:57 <Skirmish> Gave him my mobile number earlier tonight and I am still waiting for him to have the balls to call it.
13:27 <breaker> I don't believe you gave Jerome your mobile number.. you want people to think you did.
14:15 <Skirmish> I gave it to him.
14:51 <Skirmish> I gave it to him because I know he won't have the balls to call it.
15:21 <President_Trump> give him lil hitlers number
15:49 <Skirmish> Why would he want to talk to a 15yo kid?
15:57 <President_Trump> to talk about pokemon
16:21 <Skirmish> Pretty sure he doesn't pokemon.
17:00 <President_Trump> who doesnt?
17:06 <President_Trump> they both do
17:10 <Skirmish> Why do you guys always try to involve kids?
17:39 <Skirmish> Sharni's kids, my kid, Serenity's kids, Maurice's kids.
18:49 <President_Trump> jen and my kid
19:26 <Skirmish> I can only put it down to frustration because your attempts to get a response out of those people have failed.
19:36 <Skirmish> So you go the low hanging fruit route.
19:50 <Skirmish> Try to trigger them by attacking children.
20:04 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:10 <President_Trump> yeah im sure they are so triggered
20:22 <Skirmish> Well, they're not. That's the point.
20:32 <President_Trump> u triggered bro?
20:45 <President_Trump> which pokemon is your kid up to now?
20:49 <Skirmish> No. It's all just words on a screen and it's helped my night not to drag on.
21:16 <Skirmish> Just curious as to why you guys always seem to resort to attacking children is all.
21:46 <President_Trump> u will have to get over it skirmy
22:34 <Skirmish> It demonstrates a lack of creativity.
22:54 <President_Trump> u upset jen and i have a kid?
23:17 <Skirmish> Congratulations to you both.
23:24 <anotherirc3r> ugh
23:27 <Skirmish> I hope it's healthy.
23:28 <anotherirc3r> i don't think so
23:47 <President_Trump> it is very healthy
23:49 <breaker> Skirmish, It's only Jerome who attacks peoples children.. Mayo and Dump are the ones who hide and find the pictures/info.. then hand it to Jerome so he does all the attacks.
23:55 <Skirmish> Despite what anyone thinks of you Jen you will always have your fan club here.
24:10 <President_Trump> find pictures/info lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
24:16 <anotherirc3r> i feel so.. privileged?
24:31 <Skirmish> breaker: Yeah it's because Jerome is the dumb one of the group. Mayo has told me all about how they manipulate him to do their bidding and sit back cracking up about it.
25:14 <Skirmish> Jerome is desperate to be accepted and will do anything. He would give mayo and trump hand jobs if they asked.
25:22 <gowch> i already have
25:25 <gowch> in mornington
25:45 <breaker> lol
25:54 <President_Trump> why do u think he went down to melbourne
26:01 <President_Trump> for mayo cock
26:05 <gowch> thats right
26:13 <gowch> and when i go down to gippsland on my way to see jen
26:15 <gowch> ill see tisk
26:17 <Skirmish> Probably to try and see Jen because he is obsessed with her.
26:17 <gowch> and breaker
26:18 <gowch> and below
26:24 <gowch> Skirmish thats half my reason
26:25 <Skirmish> I wouldn't put it past him to be a stalker.
26:27 <gowch> even told my gf
26:29 <gowch> she doesnt care
26:30 <anotherirc3r> pretty sure Mayo has a girlfriend
26:34 <anotherirc3r> ..i think
26:35 <gowch> she's my protection
26:41 <gowch> like breaker was yours at tisks
26:48 <gowch> dont worry about mayos gf
26:51 <gowch> she said its ok too
26:55 <gowch> we have 3sum
26:58 <gowch> or 4sum
27:18 <President_Trump> jen would u finger mayo's gf?
27:24 <anotherirc3r> lol no
27:26 <President_Trump> why not?
27:29 <breaker> Jerome loves to have 4sum's with himself.
27:33 <anotherirc3r> what the hell kind of question is that?!
27:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o anotherirc3r
27:38 <Skirmish> Jerome is jealous of mayo's gf.
27:57 <gowch> Skirmish would u have sex with faux?
28:06 <Skirmish> Absolutely.
28:10 <gowch> Skirmish mayos gf is very good looking
28:18 <gowch> almost as good as mine
28:24 <gowch> however i like girls that take drugs
28:26 <gowch> mayos doesnt
28:30 <Skirmish> LOL You don't have a gf Jerome.
28:36 <gowch> would you have sex with serenity?
28:42 <gowch> ive had a gf for almost 3 years lollllllllllllllll
28:43 <Skirmish> Absolutely.
28:53 <gowch> i dont need to pedo amelia and sharni and the melbourne despo pigs like u do
28:54 <breaker> Jerome's gf ends in .jpg
29:03 <gowch> yes
29:05 <gowch> jen.jpg
29:20 <Skirmish> Jerome's gf comes with a repair kit to fix any holes that cause it to deflate.
29:28 <gowch> or babygirl.gif
29:35 <breaker> lol @ gif
29:49 <Skirmish> Jerome would love a real doll but is too poor to afford it.
30:31 <Skirmish> Needs to get himself a centrelink loan to go visit victoria.
30:31 <breaker> [30/08/2016 04:29:38] <Jerome> i bought a blowup doll from aldi today
30:51 <President_Trump> lol @ Skirmish and breaker best buddies
30:51 <gowch> Skirmish would you have sex with katatonic_kate?
31:03 <Skirmish> Absolutely.
31:13 <gowch> would you have sex with ^Roshanda^?
31:16 <President_Trump> anotherirc3r and President_Trump best buddies :)
31:18 <gowch> old mate roshy
31:54 <Skirmish> That's a ludicrous question. Nobody in the whole world wants to have sex with her. Not even people with fat fetish's
32:08 <Skirmish> Nobody ever has considered fucking a potato sack.
32:10 <gowch> what about cath^?
32:12 <gowch> or kezzie?
32:14 <gowch> or Jules?
32:30 <Skirmish> Haven't seen pics of them.
32:50 <gowch> its ok darren would have some
33:19 <Skirmish> Darren gets all the ladies. That's why Jerome is jelous.
34:02 <President_Trump> kezzie has a nice pussy
34:02 <Glenn> jerome couldn't catch a cold unless someone gave it to him.
34:17 Kick: President_Trump was kicked by ChanOP ([Glenn] ...on yer way sport!)
34:17 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
34:22 <President_Trump> lol
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35:02 <President_Trump> ──╚╝╚╝─╚══╩╝╚╝╚╣╔═╝─╚═══╝╚═══╝╚╝╚═══╝─╚╝╚╝╚╝
35:02 <President_Trump> ───────────────║║
35:02 <President_Trump> ───────────────╚╝───────
35:11 <President_Trump> for u Glenn
35:17 <Skirmish> What is that meant to be?
35:23 <Skirmish> Didn't work on my screen.
35:30 <Glenn> A dream...
35:30 <President_Trump> not my problem
35:36 <anotherirc3r> lol
36:05 <Skirmish> I thought tisk was the only person that did ascii since the late 1990's.
37:16 <gowch> tisk made that for trump
37:28 <gowch> kezzie has a juicy cunt
38:08 <President_Trump> that is far too advanced for tisk
39:19 <gowch> i use the gravy from kezzies pussy for my chips
39:24 <gowch> cooked fresh from the oven by jules
41:59 <President_Trump> jules has nice tits
44:25 <Glenn> President_Trump and gowch, you are pathetic sick little cowards thinking you can hide behind anominity. Let me give you some home truths for a moment... Kezzie has been barely hanging on to life for several years suffering from complications of a failing remaining kidney. She spends more time in hospital than at home just to stay alive.
45:14 <Glenn> The best you sick bastards can come up with is derogatory words about her. Pull your heads in... and grow up!
45:23 <Skirmish> They don't care though. They get off on this shit.
45:25 <breaker> Glenn, Saying all that is what they want.. so they can use it to troll further.
45:38 <breaker> They do not care.
45:54 <President_Trump> lol
45:59 <President_Trump> kezzie's not even in here
46:13 <President_Trump> guys talk about chicks all the time, thats just life
46:23 <Glenn> Her friends... genuine real life ones are.
47:15 <Skirmish> Why do you have to compete with Jerome for who can be the biggest piece of shit, President_Trump?
47:17 <gowch> if kezzie was so sick she wouldnt be banning ppl from irc chans in 2016 on a dead aussie server
47:19 <gowch> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
47:22 <gowch> same goes for jules
47:26 <gowch> she would be living her life
47:30 <gowch> or spending time with her mum
47:44 <gowch> so dont give me that shit Glenn u fucking loser
47:51 <breaker> look at Jerome's reaction.. he loves it.
48:07 <President_Trump> Glenn will u be going to the funeral?
48:15 <Glenn> You're hardly the type of person to be dictating family moral values.
48:16 <Skirmish> Jerome is fucked in the head. There is no reasoning with him. Long term drug abuse.
51:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o breaker
52:12 Mode: (by breaker) +b *!*@101.174.B6F832.A6E9EC
52:13 Kick: gowch was kicked by breaker (Banned: You can leave now Jerome)
54:37 Mode: (by breaker) +e breaker!*@*
55:00 Mode: (by breaker) +bb *!*@101.174.* *!*@101.175.*
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21:08 <BlackDevil> https://twitter.com/macajuel/status/770053798274400256
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11:43 <oceandweller> ocean dweller, soaked to the bone, have a toke as per shown, this bloke wraps perfect all the time. dssect the lines during inspection time, the ressurection of my meth mouth deafens weak men, ridin sheek in a mercedes benz, just got fried completely spendin funds, delete me as a friend, compete with you meet your end
12:11 <oceandweller> compete with me you meet your end*
29:08 <oceandweller> just got caitlyns numbers
29:12 <oceandweller> number*
29:14 <oceandweller> Yes Boy
35:31 <slinky_J> who
45:17 <oceandweller> caitlyn
47:22 <oceandweller> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fE
47:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slipknot - Psychosocial [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Oct 29, 2009) Length: 5:02 - Category: Music - 106,802,108 views views - 562,608 likes (96.3%), 21,447 dislikes (3.7%)
50:16 <oceandweller> THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD !!!!
54:09 <oceandweller> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SSDZHZHYvM
54:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rob Zombie - Demon Speeding (Mar 11, 2007) Length: 4:05 - Category: Music - 1,865,607 views views - 8,433 likes (98.1%), 167 dislikes (1.9%)
35:20 <BlackDevil> joel
36:29 <Arbition> http://www.magpiealert.com/
36:36 <BlackDevil> https://twitter.com/macajuel/status/770053798274400256
42:21 <oceandweller> nup
42:58 <BlackDevil> yup
45:20 <oceandweller> caitlyn is 5 mins away
45:22 <oceandweller> >.<
45:31 <oceandweller> z0mg
45:35 <oceandweller> seeta fgts
48:28 <slinky_J> lol
49:07 <slinky_J> NIGGA I FOUND IT!
53:36 <slinky_J> I do that to all my food
13:19 <oceandweller> back
13:22 <oceandweller> slinky j
13:23 <oceandweller> the stinky gay
13:25 <oceandweller> hellow son
26:56 <slinky_J> lol
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02:25 <breaker> smarties/loopydog
03:05 <smarties> ?
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38:46 <steven> loooooooool @ breaker
38:55 <steven> compulsive liar
39:32 <breaker> AbOUt WhAT stEvEN?
39:37 <breaker> About what steven?
41:13 Mode: (by steven) -e breaker!*@*
41:22 Mode: (by steven) -bbb *!*@101.175.* *!*@101.174.* *!*@101.174.B6F832.A6E9EC
42:02 <steven> its only rape if you say no
42:05 <smarties> I had to put breaker on ignore, he keeps sending me nasty messages, i think he might be a stalker :)
42:08 <steven> we all know one girl cant say no to cock
42:16 <steven> ;)
42:24 <steven> unless its your's
42:29 <steven> looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
42:31 <smarties> Do we have a fresh cock hunter on hand?
42:38 <steven> i wouldnt say fresh
42:43 <smarties> a stale one?
42:46 <steven> mouldy might be the word
43:01 <smarties> a mouldy old cock hunter looking for fresh irc cock
43:28 <steven> she isnt fussy, so remove 'fresh'
43:42 <steven> replace with "any"
43:47 <steven> breaker :)
43:54 <smarties> a mouldy old cock hunter looking for irc cock
44:07 <smarties> you think her snatch stinks?
44:31 <steven> no idea
44:58 <steven> ask darren
45:28 <slinky_J> mmm snickers
45:29 <smarties> breaker is giving skyfire advice on how to report loopydog to the AFP for floods
47:08 <steven> breaker is a loner
47:23 <smarties> a lonsesome loser
48:08 <smarties> breaker: have you heard about the lonesome loser? He's a loser but he still keeps on trying (with jenny g)
48:19 <steven> jenny from the block
48:35 <slinky_J> DADDY WAS A FIREMAN
48:38 <slinky_J> NOW HE HAS NO DICK!
48:52 <slinky_J> DADDY WOULD SAVE KITTENS
48:55 <slinky_J> NOW DADDY HAS A PUSSY!
48:59 <slinky_J> lul
49:05 <slinky_J> wotchen orange is the new black
49:14 <slinky_J> no good lesbians
50:44 <steven> lol
53:07 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/MagicTouchMiami/videos/804966772939243/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
53:23 <slinky_J> I looked up jason biggs
53:25 <slinky_J> guess what
53:29 <slinky_J> he is not jewish
53:30 <slinky_J> lolol
53:44 <slinky_J> fkn italian lolol
53:49 <smarties> Looks like breaker has gone back into hiding
55:22 <slinky_J> as if rip off the yabbies claws man
55:27 <slinky_J> pincers
00:05 <slinky_J> 4 u steven https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13901554_10155762127916959_9994582288457764_n.jpg?oh=f20c061536e2ea7e1da1dccac33c07d8&oe=58576030
00:08 <slinky_J> huhuhu
05:29 <steven> lol
07:00 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT2_F-1esPk
07:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Chainsmokers - Closer (Lyric) ft. Halsey (Jul 29, 2016) Length: 4:22 - Category: Music - 114,368,331 views views - 952,260 likes (97.5%), 24,858 dislikes (2.5%)
09:35 <slinky_J> Cocksmokers
11:55 <steven> in the name of loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
12:02 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeGfss2vsZg
12:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martin Garrix & Bebe Rexha - In The Name Of Love (Official Audio) (Jul 28, 2016) Length: 3:19 - Category: Music - 47,135,412 views views - 509,071 likes (98.8%), 6,200 dislikes (1.2%)
24:50 <slinky_J> u got such a sweet side
24:52 <slinky_J> aawww
24:58 <slinky_J> boy wif a big harte
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27:50 <GoldSpade> wacks n hacks
27:56 <GoldSpade> nerds n turds
27:58 <GoldSpade> :)
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30:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
32:01 <GoldSpade> dogs n bogs
32:19 <smarties> GoldSpade :D
36:09 <steven> i grew up listening to lollypop music
36:13 <steven> i will continue to do so
36:15 <smarties> [17:33:04] <breaker> I was just told by steven that "smarties" is mayo.. the same one who trolls everyone like Jerome/plivent does.
36:15 <smarties> [17:34:23] <%Kezzie^> who is steven ?
36:15 <smarties> [17:34:49] <breaker> another moron.
36:15 <smarties> [17:35:02] <smarties> who is mayo?
36:15 <smarties> [17:35:15] <smarties> Why all the accusations breaker? You paranoid?
36:15 <smarties> [17:35:15] <breaker> another moron.
36:32 <smarties> Gone back into hiding again breaker?
36:44 <steven> hahaha
36:51 <steven> i was just told by steven
36:58 <steven> there we go again, compulsive liar
37:21 <smarties> 17:35:57] <smarties> back on ignore you go breaker :)
37:21 <smarties> [17:36:09] <GoldSpade> robbed a bank
37:21 <smarties> [17:36:20] <breaker> Good. I like it when people ignore me.
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37:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
37:57 <Glenn> Hey Lumeah! :)
38:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o breaker
38:23 <Lumeah> Hi Glenn :)
38:29 <steven> lol @ breaker
38:53 Mode: (by breaker) +b *!*@198.199.9868DE.B1503A
38:53 Kick: smarties was kicked by breaker (Banned: shoo)
39:00 Mode: (by steven) -o+v breaker breaker
39:04 <steven> `unban all
39:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb *!*@198.199.9868DE.B1503A GlennPeddo!*@*
39:07 <steven> breaker :)
39:10 <oceandweller> steefin
39:12 <GoldSpade> heh
39:13 <oceandweller> son
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39:21 <GoldSpade> didnt think there was any banning on here
39:26 <smarties> I wonder when his compulsive lying started
39:27 <steven> who is banned?
39:33 <GoldSpade> no one
39:36 <Glenn> I see no bans either.
39:47 <steven> there way a no ban rule
39:50 <steven> that was a long time ago
39:51 <GoldSpade> Glenn's friend was
40:03 <steven> no such thing as 'no bans'
40:12 <steven> that means people can flood and not be banned
40:16 <Glenn> Though there are times when users need attitude adjustment by application of applied psychology.
40:37 <GoldSpade> how do you do that
40:43 <GoldSpade> apart from ban
40:56 <steven> you can always silence people
40:56 <steven> :}
40:56 <smarties> It's a well known fact that breaker impersonates loopydog and floods this channel
41:19 <smarties> He is afraid of King LoopyDOG
41:26 <steven> indeed he is
41:44 <steven> he aint scared of darren but indeed he is scared of mr slobbs
42:03 <smarties> if he doesnt recognise an ident via whois, its automaticly LOOPYDOG
42:11 <steven> looooooooooool
42:11 <smarties> Hobbs has it over him
42:21 <steven> hobbs would bash him
42:31 <steven> hobbs would be a good matchup for him
42:36 <smarties> Hobbs crush
42:39 <steven> but he would fall to the hands of hobbs
42:49 <smarties> LOOOOOLLLLLLL @ breaker
43:05 <steven> breaker what happened bro ?
43:11 <steven> you all good bruh?
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43:30 <smarties> breaker would by trying one of those beggar take downs, you know the ones where they are getting flattend and they fall and grab onto an ankle
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43:38 <steven> hahahaa
43:43 <smarties> thats his strategy against hobbs
43:46 <Glenn> wb Lumeah. Short trip?
43:52 <steven> i have used that
43:59 <steven> only because i got rocked
44:31 <smarties> breaker got rocked by Darren
45:19 <GoldSpade> that kezzie's an asshole hey guys
45:23 <smarties> apparently when breaker turned up at the club to confront Darren and co, he sat in his car and shat his pants when he saw how big and strong Darren was
45:24 <Lumeah> Yeah. Lol
45:36 <steven> jen ran out of cock on austnet thats when pollock got his foot in the door
45:44 <oceandweller> lumiesss
45:45 <oceandweller> :))
46:15 <Lumeah> Hi joley
46:22 <oceandweller> ello u
46:23 <oceandweller> ;p
46:24 <steven> breaker, there is a reason i have ReportLog set to on ;)
46:30 Nick: oceandweller is now known as spartan_
46:37 Nick: spartan_ is now known as oceandweller
46:51 <smarties> breaker needs to be reported to asd for his impersonation of loopydog floods
47:38 <steven> uhh, no
47:45 <steven> thats dobbing
47:51 <steven> that is his job
47:57 <steven> his dream is to be an oper on austnet
48:02 <steven> even in 2016
48:19 <smarties> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
48:23 <steven> he would certainly help to remove the rest of the users from the network
48:31 <smarties> remember when you took his ops away on your network
48:36 <smarties> and he had a meltodown
48:40 <GoldSpade> heh
48:42 <steven> he is over it now, please dont bring it up
48:50 <steven> loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
48:56 <steven> the psybnc was the best
48:57 <GoldSpade> detachment
49:05 <smarties> it will brng back 'bad memories' for him
49:09 <steven> "Return the bnc steven."
49:14 <GoldSpade> nightmares
49:19 <smarties> LOOOOOOLLLLL
49:21 <smarties> yes
49:24 <smarties> night terrors
49:29 <GoldSpade> them as well
49:29 <smarties> waking up in a cold sweat
49:40 <GoldSpade> therapy
49:52 <smarties> sobbing in the corner
49:59 <smarties> raging on daily
50:22 <steven> joel u got a new phone yet cunt
50:24 <smarties> this was not long after the very famous 6 weeks of manipulation also
50:25 <steven> with pokemon
50:45 <steven> did you watch condit vs mia
50:55 <smarties> I did
51:00 <steven> shit
51:05 <steven> i hate mia
51:05 <oceandweller> penis ass balls
51:11 <smarties> Maia won 6 straight
51:18 <steven> big deal
51:19 <smarties> only been hit 13 times in last 4 fights
51:20 <GoldSpade> Khaled Mardam-Bey too his credit has saved alot of lives..yet destroyed so many
51:21 <steven> 6 boring fights
51:32 <smarties> he's winning
51:36 <steven> yeah
51:38 <smarties> he might get a shot
51:41 <steven> you watch his last shot?
51:43 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOOL
51:47 <steven> what a fucking faggot he was
51:48 <smarties> LOOOLLL
51:50 <smarties> yeah
51:54 <steven> what a joke
51:58 <oceandweller> who likes my rhymes
51:58 <steven> anderson was a fucking joke aswell
52:00 <steven> but he one
52:02 <steven> won
52:18 <steven> mia has evolved since then
52:23 <steven> has more of a striking game
52:29 <smarties> yeah and weight drop
52:46 <oceandweller> stephen
52:50 <oceandweller> u got a drowzee
52:52 <oceandweller> lolllll
52:52 <steven> yeah
53:02 <steven> hatched one today looooool
53:25 <steven> does he turn into hyno
53:25 <steven> ?
53:31 <steven> hypno
53:38 <oceandweller> hypno something
53:50 <steven> yeah
53:50 <oceandweller> cant remember each pokemon
53:52 <oceandweller> but i try
54:00 <steven> i got 2 drowzee's and 2 hypnos
54:07 <oceandweller> kool
54:15 <oceandweller> mewtwo
54:18 <steven> lol
54:22 <steven> i am missing like 3
54:22 <oceandweller> ?¿
54:27 <steven> no i dont
54:43 <steven> i got a 2700 dragonite
55:09 <oceandweller> lolz
55:11 <oceandweller> dratini
55:47 <steven> yeah
55:50 <steven> got one of them 2
56:10 <steven> i need charizard
56:16 <steven> that cunt
56:16 <oceandweller> yeep
56:22 <oceandweller> u still not got him? :>~
56:30 <steven> nup
56:32 <smarties> [17:56:37] <breaker> Summer heat is too much for everyone these days.
56:37 <oceandweller> hes the bees knees
56:40 <smarties> breaker is scared of a lil heat now
57:05 <steven> slobbs broke breaker back on nerdhacks irc
57:16 <steven> even with a O:line hobbsy owned breaker
57:19 <steven> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
57:39 <steven> hobbs owned him good
57:41 <smarties> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLlllllllll
57:53 <steven> fucked him hard on my network, then just to top it off fucked his bitch when she came to perth
57:55 <steven> hahaha
58:07 <steven> that all happened because i got hobbs on here
58:08 <smarties> icing on the cake
58:12 <smarties> saly into the wounds
58:12 <steven> and i got breaker back on austnet
58:32 <steven> haha
58:35 <smarties> breaker came back to austnet for revenge on hobbs
58:36 <steven> 'kodak`'
58:47 <smarties> 'things will turn out different this time' said breaker
58:50 <steven> haahhahaahahaha
58:51 <smarties> yes
58:53 <smarties> fakeid
59:24 <steven> his eyes are fixed on this screen
59:26 <steven> waiting....
59:30 <steven> watching.......
59:35 <smarties> He is waiting to strike
59:40 <steven> bet he doesnt even blink
00:04 Nick: smarties is now known as Victor
01:01 <steven> im about to rob this cunt on pokemon
01:02 <steven> hahahahahaa
01:14 <steven> oh he was fast
01:20 <steven> he has been robbbed before
01:20 <Victor> LOOOOL
01:20 <steven> hahaahah
01:44 <steven> man i would love to be there when i have stolen peoples gyms
01:50 <Victor> like loopy robbing polly of his woman
01:53 <steven> sometimes it takes like 15 minutes to beat one
01:56 <steven> and someone can steal it
02:34 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_dA32oH44
02:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jay-Z & Kanye West - Ni**as In Paris (Explicit) (Feb 9, 2012) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 132,478,926 views views - 660,019 likes (95%), 34,768 dislikes (5%)
06:03 <oceandweller> Victor
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06:09 <oceandweller> is that u robbo?
06:15 <President_Trump> lols
06:18 <Victor> LOOOOOOLLLL @ oceandweller
06:42 <Victor> oceandweller Ian Anderson has been at it again
06:53 <oceandweller> -.-.
08:09 <Victor> How are you oceandweller?
08:24 <oceandweller> good mate
08:38 <oceandweller> yourself... ya good mate?
08:46 <Victor> always good thanks
08:50 <oceandweller> k
09:09 <Victor> [18:03:59] <Victor> ^Roshanda^ how are you?
09:09 <Victor> [18:09:23] * ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*smarties@*.199.9868DE.B1503A
09:09 <Victor> [18:09:30] <@^Roshanda^> thats how i am bugger off
11:22 <steven> haha
12:07 <steven> who fighting next
12:19 <President_Trump> <+SkyFire> btw I gve you a promotion on the forum Jim
12:22 <President_Trump> the ship building
17:43 <oceandweller> bumjackers reunion
18:48 <slinky_J> President_Gump
18:51 <slinky_J> teehee
19:01 <oceandweller> lolz
20:34 <Victor> umm
21:06 <Victor> i think its either the Overeem vs Miocic
21:13 <Victor> or that one is in two weeks i think actually
21:19 <Victor> I think the barnet fight is next
21:24 <President_Trump> * You were kicked from #sydney by chookmagnet (now then dickhead read my lips or i'll ban you for a month. Piss off)
21:24 <President_Trump> -
21:31 <President_Trump> lol banned just for asking if jules fed the dog
21:33 <Victor> Theres an event on every weekend for the next 7 weeks
21:38 <Victor> LOOOOLLLLL
21:39 <President_Trump> was an innocent question
21:41 <Victor> chooky
21:59 <Victor> Barnet vs Arlovski
22:22 <steven> arlovski tko 2nd round
22:36 <Victor> It is in Germany
22:41 <Victor> so 5am for me
22:47 <Victor> i wont be watching that one live lol
23:07 <steven> haha]
23:15 <Victor> Gustafsson vs Blachowicz co main
24:01 <oceandweller> here i go the ace blows n chases the dragon given out toe-tags but no shoe laces your crew is basic the black n blue goons shake it up we cremate bodys and dump em in lakes, the cemetary you wont make it, commentary on the video as we tape it, earthquakes hit when joelski rapes wraps
24:08 <Victor> Miocic Overeem on the tenth of september
24:18 <Victor> cm punks on that card lol
25:08 <Victor> You got any new games oceandweller?
25:14 <oceandweller> negative son
25:15 <Victor> Mafia 3 is soon
25:17 <oceandweller> havnt played it for a bit
25:17 <Victor> that looks okay
25:37 <Victor> yeahh i havnt seen your name online for ages
26:07 <slinky_J> Battlefield 1!!!!
26:21 <Victor> thats soon too yeah?
26:22 <Victor> October?
28:26 <slinky_J> yep
31:07 <oceandweller> bumjackers reunion
31:10 <Victor> I played the titanfall beta
31:14 <Victor> that was okat
31:19 <Victor> bumjack city
32:15 <oceandweller> bumjackers anonymous
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41:24 <steven> got any buds kunnybunny
42:49 <oceandweller> yer brass
42:54 <oceandweller> the topshelf
43:22 <oceandweller> she literally gave me the top shelf of the pantry
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44:53 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cc043l
45:25 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cc04bi
45:31 <steven> listen to this while you open them pictures
45:32 <oceandweller> always the same
45:35 <oceandweller> shit weed man
45:38 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2cQSPRTdhg
45:41 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
45:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rae Sremmurd - No Flex Zone (Explicit) (Aug 11, 2014) Length: 4:48 - Category: Music - 200,662,547 views views - 843,537 likes (91.9%), 74,818 dislikes (8.1%)
45:45 <steven> FUCKING PREMIUM
45:51 <steven> its like putting vortex in your car
45:57 <oceandweller> bullshitr
46:00 <steven> you use 2 stroke
46:07 <oceandweller> i made my rock dealer green out a few nights ago
46:16 <steven> cunt if you ever come to perth
46:18 <steven> HMU
46:36 <steven> haha
46:42 <steven> i said that to this cunt in new zeland
46:46 <steven> when he came to perth
46:50 <steven> i couldnt get fuck all
46:53 <steven> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
47:11 <steven> he went home saying 'aussie weed is shit'
47:18 <oceandweller> lolz
47:35 <steven> killer illla
47:38 <steven> smelly elly
47:53 <steven> green furs
47:57 <steven> light green killa
48:21 <steven> the crystals doe
48:23 <steven> hahahaahahahaha
48:31 <oceandweller> ?
48:50 <steven> you know if you smoke the same weed it gets shit
48:55 <steven> this stuff is always the best
49:10 <oceandweller> lmaooooo
49:15 <oceandweller> always the C grade weed
49:18 <oceandweller> mid-shelf
49:20 <oceandweller> LMAOOOO
49:22 <steven> its mouth watering
49:24 <oceandweller> LOLMAOO
49:31 <steven> you will dribble in the bong
49:34 <steven> loooooooool
49:39 <oceandweller> prick
49:45 <steven> you will do a tisk on me
50:00 <oceandweller> i pull cones like a locomotive
50:09 <steven> kylie ?
50:28 <Victor> <okaylol> i get the best weed
53:59 <steven> ask him about that picture
54:20 <steven> <steven> http://prntscr.com/cc043l
54:21 <steven> <steven> http://prntscr.com/cc04bi
54:23 <steven> show him them
55:13 <steven> 13,370 steps
55:16 <steven> slow day today
57:12 <Victor> only 11606 for me
57:48 <steven> 10 floors
58:06 <steven> 8.88km
58:19 <steven> heart rate is 83 doing jack shit
58:22 <steven> hahaha
58:34 <Victor> 9.05 km for me
58:38 <Victor> 11 floors
58:55 <Victor> mine sits on like 60 if im not doing anything
59:02 <Victor> then 48 when im sleeping
00:05 <steven> down to 77
00:30 <steven> who won outta joe and miller
00:42 <Victor> Miller
00:43 <steven> i seen most of the fight
00:44 <Victor> split
01:03 <steven> what did you think of them kicks
01:10 <steven> from the chick
01:12 <steven> page
01:14 <steven> or whatver
01:15 <Victor> PVZ's?
01:20 <steven> yea
01:29 <Victor> haha they were good but they wouldnt work against claudia or johanna
01:35 <steven> indeed
01:43 <steven> even the coach told her to stop
01:47 <steven> and she done it right away
01:48 <Victor> Rawling is pretty shitty
01:49 <Victor> hha yeah
01:49 <steven> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
01:50 <Victor> i know
01:55 <Victor> shes a nutter
01:58 <steven> then when she got asked
02:02 <steven> fuck i lost it
02:12 <steven> she said she used a stronger one
02:15 <steven> loooooooool
02:20 <Victor> lol
02:20 <Victor> yes
02:28 <steven> she is going to get pounded
02:33 <steven> aussies are shit in the octagon
02:38 <Victor> Rose pounded her
02:42 <Victor> yeah
02:44 <Victor> we are lol
02:48 <steven> dunno why
03:09 <Victor> sports younger here? I dont know we arent a weak nation
03:25 <steven> yeah well most boxing and shit was in us
03:33 <steven> i think we are behind
03:34 <Victor> wretling
03:35 <Victor> yeah
03:37 <steven> but in the coming years
03:42 <steven> should see some talent
03:51 <Victor> give it a while and yeah i hope we see some
04:02 <Victor> We just claim Mark Hunt is ours because he lives here
04:04 <steven> try find some big hardheaded noongars who dont have hep c
04:07 <steven> get them from the prison
04:10 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
04:15 <steven> GET THAT BELT OVER HERE
04:28 <Victor> Discipline them
04:36 <steven> train them inside
04:45 <steven> who ever wins gets the conttract
04:46 <steven> hahahaha
04:56 <steven> ticket outta jail
04:56 <Victor> lol and out of jail
07:29 <steven> each one needs to take a body shot from mark hunt to get in
08:08 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
08:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bobby Shmurda - Hot N*gga (Aug 1, 2014) Length: 3:18 - Category: Music - 240,854,276 views views - 1,397,274 likes (93.2%), 101,919 dislikes (6.8%)
08:59 <steven> in that song he says he been dealing since grade 5, he only looks like he is in grade 6
09:02 <steven> looooooool
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22:41 <slinky_J> well you know it's all bullshit
22:59 <slinky_J> how the fuck did you find this gay shit
25:01 <steven> looooool
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44:48 <GoldSpade> hacks, wacks, wogs n dogs :)
46:14 <amelia> I'm def the wog
46:28 <amelia> we all know who the wacks are
46:38 <Skirmish> Classic Jerome.
46:58 <amelia> classic.
47:01 <GoldSpade> the whole channel
47:13 <GoldSpade> heh
48:07 <GoldSpade> which one is Jerome
48:38 <GoldSpade> what name
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50:29 <GoldSpade> go Skirmish!
50:56 <Skirmish> GoldSpade: Plivent/Jerome changes his name all the time.
51:18 <GoldSpade> ohhh him
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52:32 <Skirmish> Hey there Sharnwah.
52:36 <amelia> yes be careful he comes from a long line of well known crime family's in Australia
52:40 <Sharni> Hey
54:50 <Blitzkrieg> How long did the Pliv ownage continue into the night?
55:29 <Skirmish> About 430am lol
55:50 <Skirmish> Wasn't anything happening here at work so I stayed at him all morning. 'I have it on good authority....."
55:52 <Sharni> Lol seriously
56:02 <Skirmish> Got him convinced that Mayo and I talk outside of irc.
56:03 <amelia> are you freakin kidding me
57:06 <amelia> 4.30am people are still online & active?
57:16 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
57:29 <Blitzkrieg> Pliv wouldn't sleep anyway.. was coming down
57:52 <Blitzkrieg> Skirmish works nightshift. At least he has a decent excuse.
58:35 <Skirmish> Yeah I was getting paid to do it. A paid community service to fuck with his head all night.
58:37 <oceandweller> MELIES
58:40 <oceandweller> SHARTONEY
58:43 <oceandweller> ELLO KIDS
59:06 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
59:10 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck off Joel
59:17 <Blitzkrieg> Junkie scum
59:18 <oceandweller> SHITZY
59:27 <oceandweller> SHITZKREIG
01:41 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck up
01:42 <Skirmish> It's Jerome's bigger built twin! Hey there Kunny you junkie.
01:49 <Blitzkrieg> Speak only when spat at
01:53 <Blitzkrieg> We clear?
01:57 <oceandweller> here they are
02:01 <oceandweller> the double dipshit squard
02:05 <oceandweller> squad
02:13 <oceandweller> dum and dumer
02:15 <oceandweller> lolol
02:23 <Blitzkrieg> Dumb and dumber*
02:32 <oceandweller> in ya undies bitch nigger
02:51 <Blitzkrieg> When calling someone else dumb, don't make yourself look retarded
03:02 <Skirmish> Kunny the child molester.
03:04 <Blitzkrieg> It doesn't help your case.
03:11 <Skirmish> Making friends in public toilets.
03:40 <Skirmish> You can't expect too much from Josh. He was molested by a male relative as a kid and this is the end result of years of mental scaring.
03:41 <oceandweller> amelia
03:42 <oceandweller> amelia
03:43 <oceandweller> amelia
03:49 <oceandweller> u there bitch tt'z
03:59 <Skirmish> She has no interest in you Joel.
04:11 <oceandweller> ?
04:14 <Blitzkrieg> He's another Pollock
04:21 <Blitzkrieg> Can't accept it
04:30 <Skirmish> You would have more chance of winning lottery twice in a row than scoring with amelia.
04:42 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
04:55 <Blitzkrieg> So true.
05:07 <oceandweller> u there bitch tt'z
05:09 <oceandweller> amelia
05:11 <oceandweller> in ya undies bitch nigger
05:12 <oceandweller> in ya undies bitch nigger
05:13 <oceandweller> in ya undies bitch nigger
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05:43 <oceandweller> bitch nigger incorporated
06:09 <Sharni> Lol
06:26 <oceandweller> Shartz
06:37 <oceandweller> ello
06:47 <oceandweller> u got a gbanger on??
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08:46 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
08:47 <oceandweller> bumhole
08:50 <Blitzkrieg> Owned faggot
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10:07 <Skirmish> Why prolong it oceandweller. Just go OD and be done with it.
10:29 <Blitzkrieg> He forgets how to...
10:41 <Blitzkrieg> Tough life being a junkie :(
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12:25 <slinky_J> im watchin orange is the new black in preparation for my stint in women's minimum security pen
13:46 <Skirmish> Wouldn't your preparations be better served being beaten up by women because that is the more likely outcome if you went to prison.
15:16 <slinky_J> what ever you say Skirmish.
17:01 <Skirmish> It's true. You're a bitch. You would cop a flogging.
17:55 <Sharni> I love orange is the new black
18:09 <slinky_J> yeah it's fun
18:10 <Sharni> Need to watch season four still
18:15 <slinky_J> im on ep 5 season 1 lol
18:18 <Sharni> Yea lesbian action ha ha ha
18:24 <Sharni> Haha nice
18:34 <slinky_J> when is that aussie chick in it the VJ that is in movies now
18:42 <slinky_J> fkkk i forget her name
18:42 <Skirmish> Watched a few episodes with the wife but I didn't like the story.
18:45 <President_Trump> Skirmish is here, just need jerome now
18:56 <Sharni> I know which one your talking about the one with all the tats
19:01 <Skirmish> You will do Trump. Why do I need Jerome?
19:02 <slinky_J> yeah
19:13 <slinky_J> she's so fine
19:15 <President_Trump> so we can watch you argue about being pedos
19:17 <slinky_J> and gay irl right?
19:25 <Sharni> In pretty sure she turns up end of season 2 of she starts season 3
19:27 <Sharni> I think so
19:41 <Sharni> Ruby rose ?
19:42 <slinky_J> and Lori Petti from Point Break
19:44 <Sharni> Is that her name
19:44 <slinky_J> yeah her
19:48 <slinky_J> uhuh
19:52 <Sharni> Yas
20:03 <slinky_J> the guard with the moustache is hilarious
20:05 <Skirmish> There was no argument Trump.
20:08 <slinky_J> such a dick
20:15 <Sharni> Yeah
20:16 <Skirmish> I was just spending a quiet night at work messing with Jerome.
20:29 <Sharni> They fuck him up eventually
20:47 <slinky_J> nice
20:55 <President_Trump> i want to see another robust discussion
21:09 <slinky_J> the workshop guy i swear is such a stoner
21:41 <Sharni> Yea lol
23:46 <slinky_J> There is no chicken. There never was a chicken. The chicken is an urban myth, something to give your life meaning.
23:48 <slinky_J> LOLOLLL!!!!
25:20 <Sharni> The chicken is real
25:49 <slinky_J> yeah
26:49 <amelia> i ate too much chicken satay & rice
26:51 <amelia> halp
26:57 <amelia> someone pls halp @ me
27:06 <Skirmish> I have satay chicken with thin rice noodles for dinner.
27:09 <Skirmish> THE CHICKEN IS REAL.
27:21 <amelia> oh gosh
27:22 <steven> you need to do a poo
27:29 <amelia> AHAHA
27:36 <amelia> not yet
27:41 <steven> well suffer
27:46 <amelia> i didn't eat lunch cos it was disgusting
27:50 <amelia> hang on i show you
28:19 <Skirmish> What was for lunch?
28:49 <Blitzkrieg> Watching a Trump interview. It's gold.
28:57 <amelia> worst $10 spent ever
29:06 <amelia> http://imgur.com/2Dph9v4
29:26 <Blitzkrieg> Ew
29:35 <steven> nice dress
29:38 <steven> mwhahaha
30:09 <Skirmish> Sif buy that in the first place.
30:16 <Blitzkrieg> It's not as bad as the other one.
30:19 <amelia> y u always make fun of my clothes y
30:23 <slinky_J> your legs have dots on them!
30:28 <Skirmish> fuck the dress, nice legs ;)
30:28 <steven> im not
30:31 <slinky_J> woz it cold?
30:40 <steven> im being serious
30:43 <steven> ya dumb mutt
30:43 <Skirmish> slinky_J is zooming in on them.
30:45 <steven> why the complex
30:45 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
30:47 <amelia> dots
30:55 <amelia> bruises or dots?
30:56 <slinky_J> sum1 likes cali rolls
30:57 <steven> you only have 2 shit dress's
31:02 <steven> bruises are from me
31:07 <steven> dot's i have no idea
31:09 <slinky_J> zooming?
31:20 <slinky_J> how about quit bullying people
31:32 <steven> lol
31:34 <amelia> I even trecked out to Innaloo for it
31:39 <Skirmish> Roshanda really likes you Blitzkrieg.
31:44 <Skirmish> Surely you are grossed out.
31:47 <amelia> ate one throw the rest out
31:57 <steven> HAHA
32:03 <steven> Blitzkrieg get in there bro
32:03 <Blitzkrieg> Why even buy it originally?
32:13 <amelia> cos my friend said best sushi
32:20 <amelia> and i was like fuck off sushi gross
32:21 <Skirmish> Your friends hate you.
32:38 <amelia> den i tried it and i should have trusted my instinct
33:10 <slinky_J> always trust your insect.
33:41 <amelia> should have got the chicken
34:19 <slinky_J> hahaha
34:27 <amelia> burger
34:50 <slinky_J> ur handburger
35:00 <slinky_J> mm finger crunchy goodness
36:17 <Sharni> Sudo
36:27 <Sharni> I hate sushi yuck
37:34 <slinky_J> apparently a true sushi master spends five years training before they are allowed to make it and sell it
37:41 <slinky_J> something like that, saw it on tee vee! lol
37:43 <Sharni> Lol
37:49 <Sharni> It's so easy to make
38:00 <amelia> don't you have to slice it real thin
38:07 <amelia> or is that sushimi
38:07 <Sharni> I made Tuna ones I'll eat them but not raw fish and shit
38:16 <amelia> oh yuck raw
38:28 <Sharni> I reckon disgusting
38:34 <Skirmish> I will never eat sushi. Hipster shit.
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38:40 <Sharni> Yup
39:18 <amelia> i had it at Tiger Lils when i was really drunk and LOVED it and I've tried it again plenty of times n wanted to yack
39:29 <amelia> i think i must have just been really drunk
39:30 <Skirmish> All those japanese style rice roll with sea weed bullshit. Just get a kebab like a real person.
39:43 <amelia> oh yuck kebabs are rank
39:46 <amelia> burrito
40:07 <Sharni> What's wrong with kebabs
40:41 <amelia> bad tasting
40:41 <Skirmish> Mixed kebab, with garlic sauce, hommus, tabouli, tomato, mushrooms, onion and olives.
40:48 <Sharni> Weird
40:51 <Skirmish> Remember that order, you will be buying it for me one day.
40:56 <Skirmish> ;)
41:01 <amelia> throw it in your face
42:06 <slinky_J> i would like to buy a single chip please
42:10 <Sharni> Lol
42:42 <amelia> no
42:46 <amelia> u get nuzzink
42:47 <Sharni> Back in my home time with all the fully sick habibs there was this one kebab shop owner who always gave me free food
42:51 <Sharni> Explains why I'm fat
42:51 <amelia> zilch
43:00 <amelia> bwhahaahhhaahha sharni
43:11 <Sharni> Told me to go in and get a drink.. I'm like no he would force me to get one
43:28 <Sharni> I was the shyest child out
43:40 <amelia> I find that hard to believe
43:57 <Sharni> I'm honestly shy.. If you met me in real like I wouldn't talk
44:10 <Sharni> I'm just careless in here it's the internet lol
44:18 <amelia> haha online persona
44:22 <Sharni> But real life.. Nah ah
44:28 <Sharni> Yep
44:31 <Skirmish> He wanted to marry you Sharni.
44:32 <amelia> I'd like to say I'm warmer and friendlier in person
44:36 <amelia> im not
44:43 <Sharni> He was old. Freaking rich though
44:49 <Sharni> Ran for mayor of the town
44:52 <Skirmish> Sounds about right.
44:57 <amelia> free kebabs for all
45:01 <Skirmish> Child brides are a thing.
45:11 <Sharni> He is the nicest person though he would help anyone out
45:27 <amelia> you should hit him up
45:33 <Sharni> Fuck nah
45:38 <amelia> hahahaha
45:46 <Sharni> I'm fat enough to now
45:49 <Skirmish> Get yourself a sugar daddy.
45:56 <Sharni> Don't need any kebabs in my life
46:07 <Skirmish> Fuck off with the fat shit. You're a hot slut Sharni and you can't deny it.
46:14 <Sharni> I can't even English tonight please be patient
46:14 <amelia> AAHAHHAAHAA
46:21 <Sharni> Lol
46:22 <Sharni> Hot slut
46:23 <Sharni> Wtf
46:34 <amelia> shut up you hot slut
46:39 <Skirmish> Yeah!
46:43 <amelia> i gonna call you dat from now on babez
46:45 <Sharni> I may talk like a slut but I assure you I'm not really a slut
46:45 <amelia> HS
46:47 <Sharni> Sometimes
46:53 <President_Trump> Sharni send nudes or gtfo
46:58 <amelia> he doesn't think youbare a slut you dork
46:58 <Sharni> Fuck off
47:17 <Skirmish> Listen to amelia. She knows what I meant.
47:23 <Sharni> Except I have a massive hickey on my neck
47:29 <Sharni> And I'm probably going to die
47:33 <Sharni> Fucking males
47:38 <Sharni> Tell them no
47:43 <Sharni> Fucking go for it I hate it
47:56 <amelia> how old is he, 15
48:00 <amelia> hickeys
48:04 <Sharni> 24
48:10 <Sharni> Tell me about it
48:18 <Skirmish> Stop hooking up with guys that haven't gone through puberty.
48:27 <Sharni> Haha
48:33 <Sharni> I like them only on my boobs
48:35 <Sharni> Hahaha
48:39 <Skirmish> If I weren't married I would show you how a man treats a woman sharni.
48:42 <President_Trump> no he was 35, it was mr prett
48:56 <amelia> would you take on a mother Skirmish
49:05 <Skirmish> I have in the past.
49:06 <amelia> I'm immature, dont think i could gona dad
49:11 <amelia> that would feel odd
49:29 <Sharni> Lol
49:36 <amelia> soz steven, we can't continue
49:40 <amelia> its over babez
49:43 <Sharni> Hahahah
50:00 <Sharni> amelia wanna be the step mumma of my kids
50:06 <amelia> ahahaahhhaa
50:06 <Sharni> You can be classed as a hot milf
50:14 <amelia> fuck no
50:20 <Sharni> Fine
50:24 <amelia> i sure they cute n all
50:31 <amelia> but thats a no from me
50:32 <Sharni> Evil...
50:35 <Blitzkrieg> rejected
50:36 <Sharni> Is it me ?
50:43 <amelia> kids & rangas are automatic no's
50:45 <Sharni> Am I not good enough?
50:51 <Sharni> Was it something I said ?
50:57 <Sharni> Am i too fat ?
51:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahaha
51:09 <Sharni> It's me isn't it
51:12 <amelia> if you didn't haf kids, we would be amazing 2g4
51:13 <Sharni> I'm not good enough
51:13 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahah rangas
51:20 <Blitzkrieg> racist
51:28 <Sharni> Don't worry one day you will realise you missed out on the best thing possible
51:29 <amelia> ahahhaa
51:53 <Sharni> :'(
51:57 <amelia> hey I'm still single so maybe my standards too high
52:07 <Sharni> Yeah same here
52:09 <amelia> maybe i need to give a ranga a go
52:12 <amelia> nah fuck that
52:17 <Sharni> Mayne you do
52:19 <Sharni> Maybe
52:41 <amelia> no way hoe zay
52:56 <Sharni> Haha
54:38 <Blitzkrieg> Are you feeling desperate amelia?
54:52 <Blitzkrieg> Contemplating giving a ranga a go...
55:03 <amelia> i was joking
55:14 <amelia> I would shoot a ranga
55:16 <Blitzkrieg> I sincerely hope so
55:18 <amelia> not date one
55:19 <Blitzkrieg> !
55:21 <Sharni> Ha ha ha ha
55:51 <Blitzkrieg> What's so funny Sharni?
55:51 <Sharni> One day the ranga gene will be extinct
55:57 <Blitzkrieg> This is a serious matter
56:00 <Sharni> Nothing just you guys
56:08 <amelia> i should hope so Sharni
56:13 <amelia> aare you ranga Sharni
56:20 <Blitzkrieg> Anyone who dates a ranga should be shot
56:33 <Sharni> No I'm naturally brunette babez
56:57 <President_Trump> !ranga
57:04 <Sharni> Was born with black her turned brown
57:30 <Blitzkrieg> You were born black?
57:35 <amelia> blek
57:44 <President_Trump> Sharni's kids father is from africa
58:01 <Sharni> Hair **
58:03 <Sharni> lol
58:06 <amelia> i thought he was leb
58:10 <Sharni> No
58:18 <Sharni> He is Arab though
58:26 <amelia> is he
58:30 <Sharni> Yes
58:56 <Sharni> I didn't care back than but now I am only dating Caucasians
59:06 <amelia> why
59:16 <Sharni> I'm not into them
59:19 <amelia> do you have a racist pussy
59:23 <Sharni> Never was but I fell for him
59:27 <amelia> not into anything except white?
59:31 <Sharni> Haha
59:34 <Sharni> Yes.
59:40 <amelia> fairy nuff
59:45 <Sharni> Fairy
59:46 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni, meet breaker
59:52 <Sharni> Lol no
59:53 <Blitzkrieg> He's as white as they come
00:00 <slinky_J> muslim magic
00:03 <Sharni> Lol
00:04 <Blitzkrieg> Might belt you up and turn psycho
00:11 <Blitzkrieg> But a good bet
00:14 <Sharni> But my kids have an amazing tan colour
00:18 <Sharni> Blue eyes
00:25 <Sharni> They will get all the ladies
00:31 <amelia> dont think david could cause much physical harm to be honest
01:20 <amelia> i wouldn't mind an italian boy
01:40 <Sharni> Aww yeah
01:56 <Sharni> Have you seen my oldest son amelia
02:24 <amelia> i seen pics but not many
02:27 <amelia> show @ me
02:32 <Sharni> Ok
02:49 <slinky_J> italian is still caucasian.
02:56 <amelia> I know
03:11 <amelia> i was jus saying i wouldn't mind an Italian lad
03:15 <Blitzkrieg> I wouldn't mind a non psycho greek lass
03:15 <slinky_J> oh
03:17 <President_Trump> might be caucasian but not pure
03:19 <slinky_J> my bad
03:28 <Blitzkrieg> Non psycho is almost impossible though
03:34 <slinky_J> well i would like that hottie chinese chick from crouching tiger
03:38 <President_Trump> slinky_J what nationality was pink coat waitress?
03:38 <slinky_J> THE YOUNG ONE.
03:45 <amelia> he is super duper cute sharni
03:51 <slinky_J> guess she aint so young now..
04:01 <Sharni> He hates photos lol I can't find many
04:03 <slinky_J> australian.
04:13 <amelia> can you not do his hair like that ever again tho
04:13 <Sharni> He looks more like his dad
04:17 <amelia> the first pic haha
04:22 <Sharni> I know right worse mistake
04:29 <amelia> it looks better messy n cute
04:33 <Sharni> I only got it done on the weekend
04:43 <Sharni> Yes I agree he looks like a full Arab now
04:52 <amelia> cheeky lil smile
05:02 <Sharni> My youngest looks like meh
05:09 <amelia> show
05:14 <Sharni> Otay
06:38 <amelia> he def looks more like you
06:43 <Sharni> Yas
06:45 <amelia> i luff his tie
06:48 <Sharni> He is a little shit
06:51 <amelia> lil qt pie
06:56 <Sharni> That was his first birthday party
07:09 <amelia> he look cheeky too
07:14 <Sharni> I swear he is the biggest flirt..
07:26 <Sharni> Sure is
07:36 <Sharni> Loves attention..
07:40 <slinky_J> razburry soda
08:35 <amelia> hahahaha
08:48 <amelia> kids are funny how they pick up their lil habits
08:51 <amelia> and traits
08:59 <Blitzkrieg> See amelia.. You could be step mummy
09:04 <Sharni> I found a better pic of my oldest my niece does photography
09:16 <amelia> my friends kid is like 5 or something
09:21 <Sharni> I sent it to you
09:22 <amelia> and ALWAYS smacks my ass
09:32 <Sharni> Omg my nephew does that
09:32 <amelia> like did your dad teach you that
09:56 <amelia> hes a really good looking kid sharni
10:07 <Sharni> Thanks
10:32 <amelia> lil qt pie
10:35 <Sharni> He is all his dad.. Fucking asshole like him too
10:37 <Sharni> lol
10:40 <President_Trump> they grow up so quick, before you know it he will be a jihadist
10:40 <amelia> bwhaahha
10:41 <Sharni> Same behaviour
11:03 <Sharni> Hahaha shit up trump
11:06 <Sharni> I feed him bacon
11:12 <Skirmish> I think I know where you are going wrong Sharni.
11:18 <Sharni> What's that lol
11:18 <Blitzkrieg> shit up
11:26 <amelia> show me a pic of the dad
11:29 <Skirmish> You are young, so you are still associating with people around your age.
11:32 <Sharni> I don't have any
11:42 <Sharni> I have no friends
11:45 <Sharni> Lol
11:46 <Skirmish> You haven't yet realised that as a mother you get to demand a higher calibre of people to associate with.
11:55 <Sharni> I don't associate other than my family
12:05 <amelia> no pics of the dad?
12:11 <Sharni> Nope
12:11 <Skirmish> Who is giving you hickeys on your neck then?
12:15 <Skirmish> Fam?
12:15 <Sharni> I got rid of them all
12:20 <Sharni> A guy
12:22 <amelia> show me hickey boy
12:25 <President_Trump> tinder
12:27 <Sharni> No
12:34 <Sharni> He not that good looking
12:38 <amelia> ahahahahaha
12:38 <Sharni> Besides I don't have any
12:49 <Sharni> He just has a pic of him on his bike
13:05 <amelia> my friend has that... He lets this fat ugly girl give him head and he will fuck her hut only when hes really drunk
13:11 <amelia> He won't introduce her to us
13:16 <amelia> cos she is a monstah
13:26 <amelia> he calls her headjob monstah
13:30 <amelia> such a pig he is
13:35 <Sharni> All the hot guys use me :( so I gave this guy a chance and he honesty makes me feel comfortable with who I am
13:36 <steven> thats bollocks
13:41 <amelia> but i still laugh :/
13:44 <steven> you av'n a laff
14:04 <Sharni> Maybe that's what all the guys use me for
14:11 <Sharni> But they ain't drunk lol
14:15 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
14:16 <Sharni> Well that I know of
14:16 <amelia> hahaahaaha
14:19 <Blitzkrieg> Headjob monster
14:21 <Skirmish> I can relate to your friend amelia. I had a monster like that too many years ago. Nothing to look at but she would curl your toes with what she could do with her mouth.
14:23 <amelia> I didn't mean that
14:29 <Sharni> Who knows lol
14:31 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA skirmish
14:54 <oceandweller> melies
14:55 <Sharni> Most guys just want one thing these days.. Relationships barely exist it's kinda sad
14:56 <oceandweller> ello
14:57 <oceandweller> melies
15:04 <Skirmish> She finally got cranky and demanded a relationship or no more blowjobs so I had to let her go.
15:10 <steven> ehehe
15:15 <amelia> yah he says she gives best headjobs tho
15:21 <Skirmish> Sharni: The guys at the age you are talking to ... Yeah that is true.
15:23 <amelia> but loose and untidy nani
15:29 <Sharni> Yeah I know
15:43 <steven> who wants a snog
15:51 <Sharni> Even guys my age with kids are like that
15:52 <steven> oh sod off
16:05 <steven> are you taking the micky?
16:09 <Sharni> Snog me babez
16:09 <Skirmish> Just because a guy has kids doesn't mean he is relationship material.
16:16 <Sharni> Yea ink so
16:16 <amelia> you avin a craick?
16:19 <Sharni> I know **
16:27 <steven> are you winding me up?
16:40 <amelia> ya right?
16:50 <Arbition> Maybe that's just a thing of people who are confident. IDK I never dare ask anyone out
16:55 <steven> alright mate?
16:59 <Skirmish> Any guy that does something to your body that you said no to needs a kick in the balls. You should never tolerate that.
17:03 <Sharni> But I hate how they tell you they want something more than just a fling and next minute they are with other girls so I just tell them where to go
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17:14 <Sharni> Always happens to me..
17:22 <steven> to the bedroom?
17:23 <steven> :}
17:26 <Sharni> Yes
17:37 <President_Trump> Sharni most important thing is you get the std's cleaned up regularly
17:44 <Skirmish> A majority of guys will just tell you what they think you want to hear in order to get to the fanny the quickest. You need to learn to hold out.
17:44 <Arbition> I wonder if that is an attribute of guys who get tattoos?
17:51 <Sharni> Lol shush President_Trump
17:54 <steven> tough stickers
18:04 <amelia> I don't know, people can want more and then spend time with someone who they realize isn't ideal for them
18:05 <Sharni> Yeah I know but I'm a horny both
18:07 <amelia> so they move on
18:12 <Sharni> Bitch **
18:17 <Sharni> ha ha ha ha
18:40 <Skirmish> Hold out for a few weeks.
18:46 <Sharni> Yas dad
18:50 <Skirmish> I never took any woman seriously that gave it up within a week.
18:53 <steven> i bet slinky_J's dildo is bigger then the girls one
18:59 <Sharni> True
19:01 <amelia> boys aaaaalways want what they cant have
19:28 <Skirmish> That is true too.
19:45 <Arbition> Sounds like humans in general
19:52 <Arbition> how many people are really happy with what they have
20:13 <steven> alot of people dont have nothing
20:17 <steven> so not many
20:18 <steven> if any
20:28 <steven> how many dude you know.. who can rock a show like dis
20:31 <steven> not many if any
20:40 <Sharni> I went from a four year relationship with my first ever bf.. Practically into the Wild I never thought guys were like that and it's funny cause my ex warned me when he broke it off with me he said " not all guys Are like me they just want one thing so be careful"
20:53 <steven> but so did he
21:17 <President_Trump> jake was like that
21:21 <President_Trump> wasnt he Sharni
21:44 <Sharni> Jake was good.. He was just too Immature I couldn't handle him
21:48 <Sharni> Too much drama
21:54 <amelia> yeah but girls can put out a desperate vibe
21:59 <steven> i still got time to pick up hot chicks
22:05 <steven> aslong as emma breaks up with me soon
22:09 <amelia> if i can sense it, I'm sure guys can too
22:16 <steven> if she breaks up with me when im ugly ill kiill her
22:17 <steven> hahahaa
22:21 <Sharni> :O don't say that steven lol
22:24 <steven> bald
22:37 <Sharni> You need to marry her always
22:42 <Sharni> Already
22:48 <President_Trump> she is probably already seeing other guys, she would be like 'yeah my bf is a stoner dont worry bout him'
22:52 <amelia> if its been this long
22:52 <Sharni> Fuck I can not English today it's impossible
22:55 <steven> hahahaahaha
22:56 <amelia> he never will
22:58 <Skirmish> It is a widely known fact that single mums give it up easy.
23:01 <steven> prolly is
23:13 <steven> they aint doing it right because she still comes home to dadda
23:17 <Sharni> Yea well it's true
23:23 <amelia> nah she been thru too much to be with him
23:28 <amelia> i doubt she would ever cheat
23:56 <Sharni> Wife her already steven
24:05 <Sharni> Make sure you invite Amelia and I to the wedding
24:11 <amelia> she would def drop him and move on with a new baller tho
24:17 <Sharni> Hahha
24:19 <amelia> aka pliv
24:19 <President_Trump> 'i didnt want to cheat on you steven i love you, but you were too busy with nerdhacks and nate was on a perth sex tour'
24:33 <Sharni> How long have you and Emma been together no steven
24:41 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAA
24:42 <Sharni> Now **
24:47 <amelia> nate & emma
24:52 <steven> i got this one for backup
24:55 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cc1xbb
24:57 <amelia> wot a funny couple that would be
25:17 <steven> not sure
25:18 <Sharni> Haha what is that
25:20 <steven> 11 years
25:24 <Sharni> Nice
25:28 <amelia> they will never marry
25:33 <Sharni> Marry her ya twit
25:50 <President_Trump> he would never live it down if he married a coon
25:51 <Skirmish> I still remember the day I met Kayla.
26:01 <Sharni> President_Trump shut up
26:16 <Sharni> Nothing wrong with that as long as he is happy
26:53 <Skirmish> Trump is like Jerome. Always keen to rain on peoples parades.
27:12 <steven> goverment grant
27:20 <Sharni> Haha
27:28 <steven> we are going to buy this house off my mum
27:36 <steven> emma just needs to make 3 repayments
27:38 <steven> and its ours
27:45 <Sharni> Haha
28:05 <amelia> 3 repayments of wot, 150k
28:09 <steven> na
28:15 <steven> what ever her centrelink payment is
28:45 <Sharni> Emma's on Centrelink ?
28:50 <steven> HAHAAHAH
28:50 <steven> no
28:54 <steven> im just fucking around
28:55 <Sharni> Hahha oh
29:07 <Blitzkrieg> Single mum pension
29:10 <amelia> ohhhhhh
29:10 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
29:15 <amelia> i was confused
29:21 <Sharni> That's like $1400 a fortnight
29:23 <Sharni> Hahaha
29:23 <amelia> i thought you meant
29:26 <amelia> o never mind
29:52 <steven> WHITE MUTT
30:01 <Sharni> Yas
31:13 <steven> she gets like $30 an hour
31:17 <steven> so she does alright
32:21 <Sharni> Aww yea
32:22 <steven> ARE YOU TAKING THA PISS?
32:26 <Sharni> Can't wait till I can work again
32:32 <steven> fuck working
32:34 <Sharni> Me needs to work :(
32:39 <steven> im quiting soon
32:42 <steven> having a year off
32:45 <Sharni> Nice
33:24 <Sharni> Guess you can say I'm having a few years off working
33:27 <Sharni> Few too many :(
34:24 <steven> ahha
34:28 <steven> im trying to have a kid
34:32 <steven> so i can be stay at home dad
34:49 <steven> but i dont have swimmers.. just sinkers
35:30 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllll
36:00 <Sharni> Hahahahahahahaha
36:18 <Sharni> Weed kills your sperm count dawg
36:21 <President_Trump> steven do u still have a sore testicle?
36:30 <Sharni> Ivf babez
36:56 <steven> nah
37:01 <Sharni> Ya
37:06 <steven> testicles are fine now
37:11 <Sharni> Haha
37:21 <steven> i remember when they were sore
37:30 <amelia> broken ballz
37:34 <Sharni> Lol
37:35 <steven> i read an article on 'death of a testicle'
37:39 <amelia> ya avin a laff?
37:42 <steven> i had a wank not long after
37:48 <steven> now you listen ere u geezer
37:52 <steven> and when i cummed
37:55 <steven> i swear to god
37:56 <amelia> do you cum like half the amount
37:59 <steven> it was half a load
38:04 <steven> i almost cried
38:07 <amelia> i knew it
38:11 <Sharni> Lol
38:30 <steven> i had a pain aswel
38:39 <steven> and i was like 'i even know the exact time it died'
38:49 <steven> but nar its all good now
38:56 <steven> gotten heaps of girls pregnant
38:58 <steven> just not emma
39:07 <President_Trump> jen
39:07 <Sharni> Haha omg
39:13 <amelia> jade
39:19 <steven> ha ha ha
39:22 <amelia> the ugly nosed bogan skank
39:26 <steven> hahahahahahaha
39:28 <President_Trump> steven was one of jens victims
39:28 <amelia> daves ex
39:41 <steven> hahahaha
39:52 <amelia> steven & david have had the same girl did you know
40:02 <Sharni> Hawt
40:06 <amelia> they are basically brothers
40:11 <steven> nup
40:14 <steven> he never had her
40:19 <steven> she was like a jen i guess
40:35 <amelia> even Maximus had her
40:39 <amelia> haha nah he didn't
40:45 <Sharni> Hey guys random question I need your guys opinion..
40:45 <steven> hahahaaha
40:54 <steven> what dawg
41:08 <steven> 'so my vagna has been seeping for the last say, 3 days'
41:08 <amelia> ok i will give you my opinion its all u will need
41:11 <steven> 'any advice?'
41:11 <amelia> capiche?
41:19 <Sharni> Every guy I've been with love going down girls.. Do you think it's gay for a guy to hate it?
41:27 <amelia> not gay
41:29 <steven> no
41:33 <Sharni> Like a closet gay
41:34 <amelia> but not ideal
41:38 <amelia> no you dork
41:42 <steven> who the fuck wants to eat a pussy
41:45 <amelia> he jus don't dig it
41:47 <Sharni> Seriously
41:53 <amelia> that, or your vagina stinks
41:53 <Sharni> I thought all guys love doing it
41:58 <steven> nar
42:02 <Arbition> Girl I was with tasted ok
42:03 <amelia> steven u r shit
42:06 <Sharni> Every guy I've been with ate meh ha ha ha
42:21 <amelia> useless excuse of a man if you don't go down
42:32 <steven> i didnt say i didnt
42:36 <President_Trump> Sharni i always knew nate was gay
42:42 <amelia> i am very passionate on this subject
42:43 <Sharni> Yea especially when they expect head and don't give back in return
42:46 <amelia> werd
42:52 <slinky_J> Sharni do u think its gross to see dogs licking other dogs genitals?
43:13 <Sharni> Yes cause they should take it too the bed room :P
43:17 <slinky_J> lol!
43:19 <Sharni> But they like it ya knows
43:45 <President_Trump> wheres kunny he needs to go to bed
43:48 <President_Trump> amelia too
43:52 <steven> haha
43:57 <steven> kunny was in bed a long time ago
44:02 <amelia> no it not even 8pm ok
44:05 <steven> after his 300mg of serquel
44:06 <amelia> i still haf time
44:06 <Sharni> Pretty sure it's almost Stevens bed time too
44:17 <steven> 1 hour 15 minutes
44:25 <Sharni> Haha the count sow is on
44:26 <steven> need to sneak in a quick wank
44:43 <steven> shower
44:51 <steven> poo
44:55 <Sharni> Haha oh god
44:56 <steven> switch them 2 around
45:30 <steven> Sharni have you licked a guys butthole beofre
45:36 <Sharni> Fuck no
45:41 <Sharni> Yuck lol
45:49 <Sharni> That's gay action right there buddy
45:57 <steven> hahaha
45:58 <amelia> wot, you never given a rusty trombone?
46:03 <amelia> wow u r vanilla
46:03 <steven> your a shit cunt Sharni
46:05 <Sharni> Nope
46:11 <Sharni> Seriously guys
46:11 <steven> you wanna start watching your dog
46:14 <steven> and getting idea's
46:18 <President_Trump> Sharni what about full on water sports?
46:29 <Blitzkrieg> You telling her to go down on herself?
46:29 <amelia> sharni dis is why the guys dont stay
46:32 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
46:33 <amelia> you don't rim them
46:35 <steven> i will try anything in the bedroom
46:41 <Sharni> I ain't rimming anyone
46:46 <President_Trump> Sharni how long do u wait before u let a guy give u anal?
46:57 <amelia> you need to up your sexgame
47:00 <steven> indeed
47:04 <Sharni> My sex game good ok
47:14 <steven> you start it in the shower
47:18 <steven> that way you got nothing to worry about
47:21 <steven> no poo chunks
47:23 <Sharni> No guy I've been with Haddin ever asked for a rim job
47:35 <Sharni> Has **
47:36 <slinky_J> yuck
47:46 <steven> shit cunts
47:47 <President_Trump> Haddin
47:52 <Sharni> Shush
47:56 <Sharni> English no good tonight
48:12 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha no poo chunks
48:17 <amelia> hm that's odd, very big amongst the arabs
48:22 <Sharni> Honestly I'm experimental.. Just with the right person lol
48:31 <Blitzkrieg> Who can't wipe their arse properly?
48:32 <Sharni> Ha ha ha
48:32 <steven> you fingered a guys bumhole before Sharni ?
48:34 <slinky_J> so you would take it up the bum
48:36 <Sharni> No
48:36 <amelia> what about group sex?
48:37 <President_Trump> Sharni is lying
48:38 <steven> hahhaahahahaha
48:40 <Sharni> No lol
48:46 <steven> i havnt had my bum fingered
48:50 <steven> thats one thing im scared of
48:54 <Sharni> Haha
49:04 <steven> tongue punched is fine
49:17 <amelia> emma tongues your butthole
49:25 <Sharni> I do everything else that doesn't include bumholes lol
49:26 <amelia> get her on
49:40 <amelia> i wanna ask how she feels about licking your butt
49:43 <steven> ha
49:47 <steven> she prolly has forgot
49:52 <Sharni> haha
49:52 <amelia> AHAHAHA
50:08 <steven> been a while
50:16 <amelia> Sharni have you had group sex
50:19 <steven> but i remember i was like ' oi lick my ass'
50:20 <amelia> how many men?
50:27 <Sharni> No lol
50:37 <steven> anyway she licked her finger and started touching my bumhole
50:40 <steven> trying to trick me
50:46 <Sharni> Lol
51:04 <amelia> steven how were you positioned
51:09 <amelia> on al 4s?
51:11 <steven> on all 4s
51:16 <steven> hahaha
51:17 <steven> nar
51:20 <Sharni> Oh gawd
51:20 <steven> i dont even know
51:33 <amelia> on your back lifting ass up whilst holding your ankles?
51:35 <steven> on my back with my legs over my shoulders
51:36 <steven> haahah
51:40 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
51:44 <steven> u dumb dog
51:45 <Sharni> Haha
51:50 <steven> same idea's
51:54 <steven> great minds think alike
52:01 <Sharni> Sounds like steven likes being dominated
52:02 <amelia> dirty fuckers
52:03 <President_Trump> were u wanking at same time
52:07 <steven> no
52:10 <steven> she was doing them both
52:12 <amelia> no she wanked him @ same time
52:14 <steven> double motion
52:14 <Sharni> Haha
52:17 <amelia> FUCK OFF
52:19 <amelia> hahahaha
52:29 <President_Trump> amelia how many rim jobs have u given
52:47 <amelia> depends, how would you like me to break it down?
52:55 <amelia> to women, to men, or altogether?
53:03 <steven> altogether
53:09 <President_Trump> to men and to women
53:09 <steven> people
53:10 <slinky_J> the rat is eating a piece of brownie
53:12 <slinky_J> ehehe
53:17 <steven> your brownie?
53:18 <amelia> ok lemme calculate
53:20 <slinky_J> aha
53:21 <steven> all this bum talk
53:22 <slinky_J> ;) naw
53:24 <Sharni> My snake is eating your rat
53:24 <slinky_J> lols
53:26 <steven> slinky_J is getting rimmed now
53:26 <slinky_J> i forgot
53:28 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
53:35 <amelia> 9
53:35 <slinky_J> by tiny rat tongue
53:40 <steven> can i be 10 ?
53:40 <Sharni> Icky
53:42 <slinky_J> gonna take a while
53:48 <amelia> ahahaahahaaahaha
54:04 <President_Trump> ameliar
54:07 <Sharni> amelia how many people have you slept with
54:15 <amelia> 74
54:19 <Sharni> Legit
54:20 <steven> thats fuck all
54:26 <steven> i done that in yr 12
54:30 <amelia> ahahahaahaha
54:32 <steven> jen done that in one night
54:33 <Sharni> Gosh I need to catch up
54:43 <amelia> nah i dunno i had this convo other day @ vball
54:43 <Sharni> I'm up to 8 haha
54:45 <steven> na i havnt fucked to many sluts
54:54 <amelia> i think about 6
54:59 <Skirmish> I love #sydney. So many lolz to be had.
55:02 <Sharni> 6 ?
55:10 <slinky_J> sixdix
55:10 <Sharni> Gosh I'm a slut than
55:19 <steven> 6 at one time
55:21 <steven> she means
55:24 <Sharni> Haha
55:26 <slinky_J> how many in teh bum
55:28 <amelia> ye i was 18ish when lost ma vs
55:34 <Sharni> I was 17
55:37 <steven> much blood ?
55:38 <Sharni> Good ages
55:39 <steven> na jokes!
55:41 <steven> ahahahah
55:45 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
55:50 <slinky_J> stevens dick bled heaps
56:00 <steven> hahaha
56:03 <Sharni> These days it's like 13 when girls lose their V
56:07 <steven> my dick bleeds when i wank
56:13 <Sharni> Seriously ?
56:15 <Sharni> Ouch
56:17 <slinky_J> it's been that way for yrs
56:19 <steven> EHEHEHE
56:20 <amelia> I remember i kept the condom in a bag cos i was shit scared my dad would find it if i threw in bin
56:23 <Sharni> Use some lube
56:26 <steven> i have battle scars
56:30 <steven> recent ones
56:30 <Sharni> Haha
56:36 <amelia> then went to friends place next day n threw it there
56:46 <Sharni> Haha
56:47 <steven> haah
56:48 <slinky_J> yuck
56:52 <amelia> hahahahahaha
56:53 <slinky_J> toilet
56:55 <steven> did you drink it first amelia?
56:58 <slinky_J> street some place
57:02 <slinky_J> some fkn drain man
57:07 <amelia> I was a fuckin virgin how was i to know
57:08 <slinky_J> cum in a bag
57:17 <steven> free protein
57:21 <Sharni> Yas
57:29 <slinky_J> when it went in did ur eyes pop like in cartoons?
57:36 <Sharni> amelia do ya swallow the goods babez
57:38 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
57:39 <slinky_J> n ur face go :o
57:47 <slinky_J> O_o
57:49 <amelia> ye swallowing is fine
57:51 <Sharni> Haha
57:51 <slinky_J> wot is that
57:52 <steven> :}
57:55 <slinky_J> is it in?
57:57 <amelia> its jus cum
58:00 <Sharni> Noice
58:02 <amelia> not acid
58:04 <steven> what you doing tommorow?
58:04 <Sharni> Yas
58:20 <amelia> why do you think i have such nice skin
58:21 <Sharni> Do you have a gag relax
58:26 <steven> he he he
58:28 <Sharni> Reflux
58:30 <slinky_J> c what u 2 did u got steven horny as shit
58:32 <Sharni> Haha
58:38 <steven> haha
58:51 <amelia> steven only has 1 ball, it doesn't take much
58:59 <Sharni> Hahahaha
59:02 <Sharni> Poor stebie
59:03 <amelia> we call him halfsack
59:07 <steven> i got 2
59:16 <steven> they call me steven horse-horn
59:17 <amelia> halfsack
59:34 <steven> instead of steven hawthorn
59:50 <slinky_J> lol
59:58 <Sharni> Are you trying to imply that you have a big dick or something mate
00:13 <Sharni> Mines bigger orite
00:15 <steven> i never said it
00:21 <steven> they say it
00:22 <steven> :}
00:22 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni just loaded Jetstar
00:27 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
00:28 <amelia> emma told me, he has nothing to boast about
00:31 <Sharni> Lol what
00:35 <steven> hey
00:42 <steven> its the motion in the ocean
00:55 <Sharni> That's true hahahah
01:04 <amelia> lets jus say, him having 1x ball is in proportion to his dick size
01:06 <Sharni> I've never heard that saying
01:16 <Blitzkrieg> Some have a still ocean though
01:22 * Blitzkrieg eyes breaker
01:23 <Sharni> Yea
01:28 <amelia> steven has a pond
01:35 <amelia> ponds are still
01:36 <Sharni> Lolol
01:40 <amelia> no movement
01:43 <Blitzkrieg> Haha
01:50 <Sharni> Unless it's windy
01:56 <steven> hahhaha
01:57 <Sharni> A slight movement
02:11 <amelia> every now n then there is a ripple effect
02:11 <Sharni> Little trickle
02:16 <Sharni> Yas
02:26 <amelia> ol halfsack pondboy
02:28 <Sharni> Only when you lick his bum hole
02:33 <amelia> ahahahahaha ye
02:42 <Blitzkrieg> Pondi
02:47 <amelia> chuck him on all 4s
02:57 <amelia> pop thay booty
03:00 <steven> you can both service this poohole
03:05 <amelia> arch yo back you basic bitch steven
03:08 <Sharni> Haha spread them cheeks
03:15 <steven> hahaha
03:29 <steven> i would dominate you both
03:40 <Sharni> Gotta eat that booty like groceries
03:58 <steven> i would be the alpha in the bedroom
03:59 <steven> sorry gurls
04:18 <amelia> thats okay
04:22 <Sharni> Haha yep
04:30 <amelia> the one place i am happy to resist control
04:31 <steven> there would be only sex eyes
04:35 <Sharni> I'm not the dominate type
04:41 <amelia> hahaahaaa youre a fuckin idiot
04:47 <steven> 2 starfish
04:52 <amelia> I'm goin for shower you sick fucks
04:53 <Sharni> Hahaha
05:03 <Sharni> My favourite position is star fish
05:04 <steven> yes amelia
05:12 <steven> you swim around in your little starfish pond
05:22 <steven> have a bath instead fish gurl
05:26 * amelia flutters about
05:31 <Sharni> Until they grab my legs it put them on their shoulders
05:35 <steven> haaha
05:43 <steven> mayte
05:48 <Sharni> Too deep brah
05:54 <steven> when i go to finger gurls
05:58 <steven> its like feeding a horse
05:59 <amelia> I wear ma heart rate monitor during sex
06:21 <amelia> 400 cal goal
06:23 <Sharni> Need to eat it and finger it same time mate
06:29 <steven> must sit pretty low when your just laying on your back star
06:32 <amelia> I'm joking I don't do that
06:41 <Sharni> Haha
06:57 <steven> kekekeek
06:58 <Sharni> Doggy all da way
07:05 <steven> hahaha
07:26 <Sharni> Anyways
07:28 <steven> i make sure emma cums
07:30 <steven> then i say
07:36 <steven> 'on all fours gurl my turn'
07:42 <steven> POW POW POW POW
07:48 <Sharni> I've never cum from dick
07:53 <Sharni> Came
07:55 <steven> wtf
07:58 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
07:58 <Sharni> Yep
08:01 <Sharni> It's me
08:01 <steven> who do you come
08:05 <steven> how
08:07 <Sharni> By clit
08:08 <steven> finger
08:12 <steven> ?
08:22 <steven> why not rub your clit with a dick?
08:22 <Sharni> Gspot is like it don't work
08:35 <steven> it does the guys are just fucking dumb
08:37 <Sharni> Sad life
08:45 <Sharni> Probably
08:57 <amelia> no
09:00 <Sharni> Ah well
09:06 <amelia> that is very common
09:10 <Sharni> Yas
09:17 <steven> yeah shit cunt boyfriends?
09:34 <amelia> lots of women don't cum from just penetration
09:41 <Sharni> Yep
09:42 <amelia> thats why you go on top
09:43 <steven> slow movers
09:58 <amelia> make yourself cum haha
10:00 <Sharni> I always go on top still don't feel good
10:05 <amelia> then thats you
10:08 <steven> can u push ur cunt into him?
10:11 <Sharni> Yea it's just me
10:15 <steven> rub up and down
10:18 <Sharni> Like no feeling down there
10:29 <steven> get him to jam a finger up your arsehole
10:29 <Blitzkrieg> Not horned up enough maybe?
10:34 <Sharni> Yuck
10:34 <amelia> wot about finger banging
10:37 <Sharni> Maybe
10:48 <Blitzkrieg> Lern2foreplay
10:50 <Sharni> That feels good sometimes
10:56 <steven> i know girl who i couldnt make cum
11:03 <amelia> getchu on all 4s for a fingerbang
11:04 <Sharni> I always fore play
11:08 <amelia> that'll sort you out
11:14 <steven> but i did in the end
11:16 <Sharni> Haha
11:17 <Blitzkrieg> Not you Sharni
11:22 <steven> it just took time
11:23 <Blitzkrieg> Whoever you're rooting
11:56 <Sharni> Yea well I'll work it out one day I've been close I just don't know how to let it go
12:32 <steven> just release
12:35 <Blitzkrieg> I've never had a girl not cum.. this is weird to me
12:40 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHHA
12:41 <steven> even it that means droping a warm turd
12:48 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
12:52 <amelia> can jenn confirm
12:58 <Blitzkrieg> Shit on his balls
12:59 <steven> Blitzkrieg, did jen cum when u raped her?
12:59 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: If you can't handle the truth, don't bother looking in the mirror.
13:02 <steven> jsut jokes!
13:16 <Sharni> Gaga
13:18 <Sharni> Haha
13:21 <Sharni> No turds ok
13:26 <amelia> have you made yourself cum
13:34 <Sharni> No
13:34 <steven> if i couldnt make myself cum
13:38 <steven> i would kill myself
13:43 <Sharni> Only by clit
13:54 <Sharni> Not even a vibrator works
14:00 <amelia> so you have made yourself cum
14:01 <steven> you need a ohmibod
14:05 <Sharni> Yes
14:13 <steven> get one
14:15 <amelia> thru CLiToRiS STiMuLaTioN
14:19 <Sharni> Yes
14:26 <Sharni> Rubbing da clit
14:52 <Sharni> Only 3 out of 8 guys have gave me an orgasim
14:59 <amelia> jeezus
15:03 <Sharni> Yep
15:10 <steven> the longer you fuck
15:20 <steven> the easier it is
15:33 <Sharni> Yea
15:54 <slinky_J> y didnt u just get on top n give urself one
15:59 <slinky_J> or rub urself out
15:59 <Sharni> I can make myself multiple orgasim...
16:04 <slinky_J> durin sex
16:11 <steven> next time you have a bath, let the water run onto your puss puss
16:12 <President_Trump> are u losers still talking about eating each others arseholes lols
16:26 <Sharni> I was only comfortable doing that with my kids dad
16:44 <steven> you need to watch some brazilian fart porn
16:54 <Sharni> Hahha fuck off
17:19 <steven> haha
17:30 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha fart porn exists?
18:22 <Sharni> I like food
19:34 <Arbition> Spicy indian food
19:37 <Arbition> ring of fiah
19:49 <Sharni> Lol
20:17 <Sharni> I is tired too much shopping today
25:04 <Sharni> Night guys
25:06 Part: Sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
29:50 <Arbition> Snakes on a plane
30:31 <slinky_J> pooorrr white londoners
30:52 <slinky_J> watching foreign correspondent
32:38 Nick: xm is now known as erlich
32:49 <Arbition> So Gene WIlder, aka Willy Wonka, has died
32:56 <slinky_J> yer
33:42 <slinky_J> best film of his The Frisco Kid
33:51 <slinky_J> with harry ford
37:54 <amelia> convo dies when its not about eating ass
39:29 <slinky_J> haha
39:47 <Arbition> I'm imagining some alien scientists "Oh look. Humans are talking" "Nah it is just about reproductive rituals, it is barely classifiable as communcation"
40:01 <amelia> bwhaahaha
40:14 <steven> hawhawhaw
40:30 Join: Stev1eLoZx ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
40:32 <slinky_J> no shit
40:49 <slinky_J> thats the perspective that needs to be taken for most of what we do
40:59 <steven> hi Stev1eLoZx
41:18 <Arbition> Sadly true
41:26 <Arbition> to say otherwise would suggest that lives have meaning
41:28 <Stev1eLoZx> Hey how are u
41:46 <steven> im okay
42:13 <steven> Stev1eLoZx have you ever had your bumhole licked?
42:17 <slinky_J> imagine being the only man on the moon, in the one hand you are the most important man and the other, the most insignificant at the same time.
42:30 <Arbition> Fair assessment
43:19 <Arbition> Humans as a whole have achieved a lot, but individual humans rarely achieve anything
43:30 <Stev1eLoZx> Nah Steven I don't plan on it either
43:45 <slinky_J> I suppose those that do are deified
43:47 <steven> mmmK
43:51 <slinky_J> like Buddha
44:28 <Arbition> maybe like, you're either a cog in the system, or you're a spanner which causes things to actually need to be fixed
47:27 <slinky_J> or lubricant, useful when you need to be
47:28 <slinky_J> hah
48:02 <Arbition> lubricant sure gets around
48:17 <Arbition> slimey bastards they are though
50:28 Quit: Stev1eLoZx ([email protected]) Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi
52:58 <President_Trump> man will go to the moon again when trump is president, some great times ahead
53:39 <steven> so its not happening
56:12 <President_Trump> what's not?
56:23 <President_Trump> i just said it was
57:26 Join: Stev1eLoZx ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
59:10 <slinky_J> going to the moon would have shit all to do with trump
59:22 <slinky_J> private corporations are already planning to mine the moon
00:30 Quit: Stev1eLoZx ([email protected]) Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi
02:03 <President_Trump> it will be amazing watching an astronaut in HD walking on the moon wearing a 'make america great again' head piece
02:17 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: kbaiiiiii :D
02:38 <amelia> hairpiece fish
06:02 <President_Trump> for u stevo and slinky_J
06:03 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJhoLUgeIhc
06:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You Can't Stump the Trump (Volume 2) (Sep 8, 2015) Length: 2:37 - Category: People & Blogs - 162,551 views views - 2,474 likes (96.8%), 81 dislikes (3.2%)
07:24 <slinky_J> personally i do not believe that the americans landed on the moon
07:31 <slinky_J> what is it six times?
07:53 <slinky_J> not watching that bullshit.
08:04 <slinky_J> orange is the new black <3
08:17 <Skirmish> slinky_J is a tin foil hat conspiracy nut. Who'd a thunk.
10:46 <slinky_J> not a conspiracy nut
10:52 <slinky_J> not at all
12:02 <slinky_J> btw the phrase is Who'd a thunk it
12:50 <President_Trump> slinky_J knows nothing
13:09 <Skirmish> He thinks the American civil war was in the 1900's. Lol
13:44 <amelia> is slinky_J Jon Snow
14:02 <President_Trump> slinky_J is like a more loser version of michael moore
14:20 <Skirmish> Nah Jon Snow understands he knows nothing. slinky_J pretends he knows things.
16:24 Join: Bonny ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
17:11 <slinky_J> Skirmish look guy, you don't need to bother talking to me or about me. You're an attention seeking little bitch. Stick to giving Jerome shit.
17:35 <Skirmish> Too scared to take on trump.
18:04 Quit: ynnoB ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:40 <slinky_J> What did I just say?
18:51 <slinky_J> now shut the fuck up, and seek attention elsewhere.
18:54 <President_Trump> Skirmish did u know that slinky_J went to brisbane and had sex with a waitress that served him dinner who was wearing a pink coat?
18:57 <slinky_J> acting like a little kid.
19:03 <Skirmish> I have it on good authority that people used to throw stuff at ^Roshanda^ when she was at school. This guy once threw a rock at her and it orbited her 4 times and burned up before slamming into her stomach.
19:20 <Skirmish> President_Trump: My money is on that never happening.
19:34 <President_Trump> slinky_J said she was cute
19:56 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) Quit:
19:56 <Skirmish> It's funny when he gets into 'Terry toughy' mode. OoooOooooOO soooo scared of tough man Slinky.
20:00 <President_Trump> she served him dinner and then he said 'hey do u want to come back to my hotel' and she went after she grabbed her pink coat
20:21 <President_Trump> her name was sarah
20:42 <Skirmish> See you know this is a lie because Slinky doesn't have enough money for a hotel.
20:52 <President_Trump> his mum paid for it
21:23 <President_Trump> he just wanted cash (for drugs and booze) but she got him some flight to brisbane
21:37 <Skirmish> Must have been before he confiscated her 3D glasses.
21:58 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllll
22:07 <President_Trump> josh did u use your 3d glasses as sunglasses in brisbane?
22:29 <President_Trump> at the restaurant did you read the menu wearing your 3d glasses? is this what initially attracted sarah to you?
22:52 <steven> sure it wasnt suzi
22:53 <steven> lols
23:22 <steven> im going to bed
23:25 <steven> later fgts
24:05 <slinky_J> ninite
24:24 <slinky_J> kisses
24:37 * slinky_J draws a picture of himself watching steven while he sleeps
25:57 <Skirmish> I bet there is a bit of paper laying around there somewhere with a girl in a pink coat drawn on it and jizz all over the picture.
27:13 <slinky_J> Give up the jock act dude, that coat doesn't fit you.
28:23 Part: steven ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
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28:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa steven steven
30:18 Join: GoldSpade ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
30:33 <GoldSpade> heh good idea steveo
30:39 <GoldSpade> topic
30:59 Quit: NeXus ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:45 <amelia> ye he did that cos he was informing us about how emma eats his ass
31:46 <amelia> Etc
32:20 <GoldSpade> ohhh
32:27 <GoldSpade> whos emma
32:46 Part: slinky_J ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
32:46 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
32:48 <slinky_J> LOL
32:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h slinky_J
32:57 <slinky_J> hahahaha amelia
32:59 <President_Trump> this is the woman slinky_J had sex with in brisbane wearing the pink coat
33:01 <President_Trump> https://cdn.tobi.com/product_images/md/1/pink-cold-night-out-wool-coat.jpg
33:12 <President_Trump> and then he took off the 3d glasses
33:14 <President_Trump> http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/medium-shot-mature-man-wearing-pink-faux-fur-coat-tutu-rabbit-ears-video-id695-117?s=640x640
33:38 <slinky_J> THAT'S HIM!
33:46 Join: NeXus ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
33:48 * slinky_J touches finger to nipple *sizzle*
34:10 <slinky_J> aint nothin like bein dicked by a dude in a tutu on yo birfday
34:34 <GoldSpade> ohhh no
34:36 <GoldSpade> heh
35:12 <Skirmish> Slinky is more the type to go to QLD and visit during schoolies so he can try and impress the teens.
35:32 <President_Trump> slinky_J is a toolie
36:00 <slinky_J> ouch
43:50 <Skirmish> You've revved him up now Trump and he's in full rant mode.
44:17 <slinky_J> still talking shit huh
45:44 <Skirmish> He's demanding his 3D glasses back now Trump. See what you've done?
46:43 <slinky_J> you realise nobody cares about what you're saying?
46:48 <slinky_J> you don't have an audience man
47:02 <slinky_J> and nobody gives a shit to even mention you when you're not online.
47:17 * Skirmish is devo'd
47:31 <slinky_J> you bully people for attention man it's all you do and you think it makes you popular
47:40 <slinky_J> it doesn't, it never has.
48:09 <amelia> makes you popcollar
51:48 <Skirmish> When has this ever been about popularity?
52:45 <slinky_J> and the guy with the quickest wit on irc takes four minutes to respond. bravo
52:51 <Skirmish> I just think you're peasant scum slinky_J and I address you accordingly. I don't care if people mention me when I am not around. Better than people talking about how much of a nutbag you are when you're serving your channel bans.
52:58 <slinky_J> oh bam! and there's the novel.
53:20 <Skirmish> Thought I would give you something special since I got distracted at work. Make up for it :)
53:28 <slinky_J> I like the part where you go from bullying to explaining yourself to me.
53:46 <slinky_J> like you're fucked in the head mentally man.
53:55 <slinky_J> nutterfuck.
54:42 <slinky_J> You don't know how to act accordingly do you. You're insulting everytime you should be kind.
55:24 <Skirmish> Why should I be kind?
55:29 <slinky_J> It's you with the inability to comrehend the correct way to behave in social situation.
55:34 <slinky_J> +s
55:38 <Skirmish> LOL
55:43 <slinky_J> behoves you to just shut up man
55:51 <Skirmish> Psychology with slinky_J. An introduction to the mind.
55:53 <slinky_J> stop going for the last word
56:03 <slinky_J> if that helps you compensate.
56:11 <slinky_J> zip time pal
56:24 Mode: (by Skirmish) +b slinky_J!*@*
56:29 <Skirmish> Zip time indeed.
56:37 <Skirmish> :D
56:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o slinky_J
56:58 Mode: (by slinky_J) -b slinky_J!*@*
57:03 <%slinky_J> child.
57:08 * Skirmish lolz
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