// #nerdhacks — 2016-08-19
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00:10:56 Nick: xm is now known as BrevilleBros
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00:53:30 <steven> hmm
00:54:03 <steven> you know how a touchscreen phone works?
01:42:11 <steven> fucking hell
01:42:14 <steven> to hard
01:42:27 <steven> i use a spoon to pretend to be my finger
01:42:30 <steven> works for 5 seconds
01:42:32 <steven> then stops
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04:14:02 <frog> steven where is jen????
04:14:59 <splatter> on my bed
04:15:55 <frog> nope she's on mine
04:36:01 <steven> looooool
04:36:10 <steven> breaker :)
04:36:24 <steven> President_Trump where is jen pussy?
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> breaker the guy that was raped by his own dad
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> tell us about ingo
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> inghammmy
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> below is taking you both down
04:37:58 <frog> <breaker> lol ok Jerome :)
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> he has evidence of you both
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> acusing him of rape
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> and sexual assault
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> you are both finished
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> breaker why did you rape faux?
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> breaker is gutless
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> cant even speak
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> has to cower
04:37:58 <frog> <frog> like a true below
04:37:58 Kick: frog was kicked by bios (flood)
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04:38:26 <steven> lololol
04:38:31 <steven> `deop bios
04:38:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o bios
04:38:35 <frog> <breaker> No "shit" has been said on her part.
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> yeh
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> so what is below going on about then?
04:38:35 <frog> <breaker> Jerome, You know what the truth really is.. why be a cockhead about it?
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> well the truth is i am on your side
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> but not below or gowchs
04:38:35 <frog> <breaker> You're so transparent Jerome
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> [00:31] <anotherirc3r> [02:31] <@breaker> she enjoys making guys "happy"
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> [00:31] <anotherirc3r> [02:31] <@breaker> Because grandpa was "happy" when she jerked him off.
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> [00:31] <anotherirc3r> [02:32] <@thestig> lolll
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> [00:31] <anotherirc3r> [02:32] <@breaker> Did I just say that ?
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> [00:31] <anotherirc3r> [02:32] <@breaker> ohhh nooooooooooooo
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> [00:31] <anotherirc3r> [02:32] <@breaker> whoopss
04:38:35 <frog> <frog> [00:31] <anotherirc3r> [02:32] <@breaker> my bad!
04:38:40 <steven> BrevilleBros raped faux ?
04:38:42 <steven> loooool
04:45:31 <frog> kol
04:45:37 <frog> kunyy did it
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07:49:22 <CLOWN> thestig
07:49:25 <Lumeah> Heee heee
07:49:35 <CLOWN> thanks Lumeah
07:49:41 <Lumeah> Make it kick u.
07:49:46 <Glenn> Good morning Lumeah! :)
07:49:48 <CLOWN> op it and it will
07:49:53 <Lumeah> I did nothing
07:50:05 <CLOWN> ok
07:50:08 <Lumeah> Morning glen
07:50:48 <Glenn> :)
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08:43:06 <oceandweller> gregory peck
09:19:22 <CLOWN> eat a dick u fucking faggot
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09:52:58 <grem> the guys on austnet https://i.imgur.com/ekPqI1l.jpg
10:16:44 <Lumeah> Hahahahaaa. So true.
10:16:52 <Lumeah> Sorry but it is..
10:18:13 <Lumeah> But we all have issues. Gezz
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12:05:41 <oceandweller> lumiesssssss
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12:18:32 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
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12:21:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa steven steven
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12:26:37 <oceandweller> sharts
12:26:55 <oceandweller> ello
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12:27:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiii
12:27:24 <frog> [[[[[pong]]]]] is a major loser
12:27:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nooo
12:28:30 <oceandweller> frog
12:28:42 <oceandweller> gauci has been pedoin pong
12:29:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she liek pong
12:30:17 <oceandweller> Sharni
12:30:28 <oceandweller> hello pig
12:46:32 <frog> lol
12:46:36 <frog> Sharni what a fucking drop kick loser
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12:47:29 <Sharni> lol
12:47:38 <Sharni> Ah he hurts my feelings so much
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12:57:27 <oceandweller> Sharni
12:57:28 <oceandweller> hello pig
12:57:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> oceandweller who r u
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13:13:36 <Lumeah> I knows
13:14:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
13:15:05 <Lumeah> Hi pongy
13:15:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how did u get voiced in pooland
13:16:39 <Lumeah> Im special
13:17:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tell
13:18:05 <Lumeah> Don't u lub me podgy?
13:18:12 <Lumeah> Pongy*
13:19:24 <oceandweller> :)))
13:20:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> maybe
13:20:55 <oceandweller> arse sniffer
13:21:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> only if u and jen can be pongs gf
13:21:41 <oceandweller> pong is a poofter
13:23:08 <Glenn> ...says one about the other... :P
13:23:21 <breaker> lol
13:24:14 <Lumeah> Lol
13:24:26 <Lumeah> Im not like jenny.
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13:25:19 <Lumeah> Now u scare joley
13:25:52 <Lumeah> I don't think he needs is gf material.
13:26:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat u mean
13:32:41 <Lumeah> Automatically correct wrong words
13:32:45 <Lumeah> Nm
13:48:33 <steven> looooooool
13:49:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> steven r u abo
14:01:34 <steven> yeah bro
14:01:36 <steven> wanna sniff?
14:07:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong not like abbos
14:09:18 <steven> yeah i dont like white cunts
14:10:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u bkek
14:10:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> blek
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14:34:03 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll @ sandman
14:34:08 <President_Trump> where is jackie
14:34:57 <sandman> Shes absent
14:34:59 <sandman> amazing
14:35:14 <sandman> probably visiting a doctor for some sort of medication no doubt
14:35:19 <sandman> for her headaches etc
14:36:22 <President_Trump> gone to score some narcotics from the doctors
14:36:39 <sandman> LOOLLL
14:36:52 <sandman> her and pat selling prescription medication to kids
14:37:03 <President_Trump> get them hooked early
14:37:09 <sandman> good business
14:42:46 <sandman> <@Doodle> lol beagle
14:42:47 <sandman> <@Doodle> jesus christ
14:42:47 <sandman> <+dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
14:42:47 <sandman> <@Doodle> D:
14:42:53 <sandman> demat is lurking
14:42:56 <sandman> but so is doodle
14:43:15 <steven> who wins ufc 202
14:43:34 <sandman> Diaz and AJ
14:43:56 <steven> how does diaz win
14:44:06 <steven> aj is a no brainer
14:44:08 <President_Trump> doodle is waiting for tree stump to come on
14:44:21 <sandman> i think it will look more like Diaz vs Cowboy this time
14:44:27 <sandman> tko rd 3
14:44:35 <sandman> oh i dont know lol
14:44:38 <sandman> he might pull guard too
14:44:52 <sandman> pulls guard in rd 3
14:44:54 * [[[[[pong]]]]] lights up a stradbroke red
14:44:56 <sandman> neck or arm
14:45:02 <sandman> not a leg lock
14:46:47 <sandman> pulls guard, triangle choke ill stick with that rd 3
14:46:56 <sandman> no arm in straight triangle
14:56:16 <President_Trump> is mel hiding out in trance?
14:56:40 <sandman> no
14:56:43 <sandman> no sign of mels
15:03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pooland is back...
15:07:25 <sandman> [[[[[pong]]]]] brought #pooland to glory in 2004 with 48 users
15:07:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no 58 uses
15:07:58 <sandman> 48
15:08:02 * sandman knows...
15:08:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no 58
15:08:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u kno nothing
15:08:31 <President_Trump> coffee lols
15:11:32 <sandman> rofl @ skyfire
15:11:45 <sandman> documenting his own progress on the model ship
15:11:49 <sandman> no one reads it
15:16:44 <President_Trump> lol
15:16:49 <President_Trump> all the posts in that thread are to himself
15:16:51 <President_Trump> hes admin there
15:16:57 <sandman> loOOOOLL
15:17:42 <sandman> beagle is like a tamer version of slinky
15:18:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat channel sshould pong go into
15:18:32 <sandman> #sydney
15:18:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong banned
15:24:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> get pong unbanned
15:25:00 <sandman> no operators are active
15:27:00 <steven> yes
15:27:02 <steven> 48 users
15:27:15 <steven> 2004
15:27:23 <steven> in 2015/6
15:27:24 <steven> `info
15:27:29 <steven> -ChanOP- *** Channel information for #nerdhacks (Peak: 52) [462] ***
15:27:35 <steven> WITH A LIMIT OF 50 SET
15:27:39 <steven> get on my level son
15:27:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 58
15:28:06 <steven> you said 48 ages ago
15:28:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
15:28:12 <steven> then changed it when i told you about this channel
15:28:15 <steven> loooooooooooooooool
15:28:19 <steven> sit down son
15:28:29 <sandman> [[[[[pong]]]]] bought #pooland to glory in 2004 with 48 users
15:28:59 <steven> pollock was 30 of them
15:29:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he wasnt around then
15:29:30 <sandman> lol
15:29:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ur channel full of proxys
15:29:48 <steven> which channel ?
15:29:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> this chane
15:30:11 <steven> there is 1 in here now
15:30:17 <steven> big deal
15:30:28 <sandman> steven brought #nerdhacks to glory in 2015 with 52 users
15:30:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> all proxyes
15:30:43 <sandman> [[[[[pong]]]]] bought #pooland to glory in 2004 with 48 users
15:30:47 <steven> you need to mention with a limit of 50
15:30:58 <steven> i had to remove the limit then let a few more in
15:30:59 <sandman> steven brought #nerdhacks to glory in 2015 with 52 users with a limit of 50
15:31:02 <steven> they were all xbox cunts
15:31:03 <steven> hahaah
15:31:13 <sandman> thats right
15:31:13 <sandman> them
15:31:29 <steven> i will bring them back one dasy
15:31:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u wish
15:31:54 <steven> i could do it today
15:31:56 <steven> but im busy
15:32:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> abos arnt busy
15:32:13 <steven> mate i got houses to rob
15:32:19 <sandman> steven will bring #nerdhacks to glory in 2016 with 52 users and a limit of 50 set
15:32:20 <steven> people to rob
15:32:42 <steven> petrol to sniff
15:32:48 <sandman> [[[[[pong]]]]] will bring #pooland to glory in 2016 with 48 users
15:32:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong come to ur house
15:33:08 <steven> COME
15:33:11 <steven> COME CUNT
15:33:15 <steven> lols
15:33:22 <steven> coffee
15:33:29 <sandman> piss is on now
15:33:42 <sandman> ReaLized
15:33:59 <sandman> RealiZed
15:34:36 <sandman> <RealiZed> I need some body to drink with
15:40:05 <steven> lol
15:40:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong got nothing to drink
15:40:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong found furneture polish is that ok to drinkk
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16:22:34 <oceandweller> underpants
16:24:50 <oceandweller> sniff me underpants
16:35:10 <oceandweller> steven bitch nigger dorks
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17:05:13 <oceandweller> skirmo
17:05:17 <oceandweller> hey bitch ass nigger
17:05:57 <Skirmish> Run along kid.
17:08:32 <oceandweller> ????
17:09:49 <oceandweller> sniff a pair of my week old underpants skirmo
17:10:25 * [[[[[pong]]]]] blows smoke in oceandwellers face
17:10:47 <oceandweller> ???????
17:11:04 * [[[[[pong]]]]] lights another stradbroke red
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17:14:49 <oceandweller> ciggy butt brains
17:28:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> poo u
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17:37:26 <oceandweller> jons mc bumgravy
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17:50:14 <steven> loooool
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18:15:44 <slinky_J> fk had the most boss fight in bloodborne b4 wit sum dood
18:16:48 <Lumeah> Yeah?
18:17:23 <slinky_J> ye
18:17:46 <slinky_J> check it out https://www.facebook.com/PandasDontDrive/videos/10155130746497995/
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19:06:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
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19:12:48 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: [21:35] <+^Roshanda^> my now 13 yr old neice was 4 at the time and she wet my bed and i rolled face first into it | [21:36] <+^Roshanda^> that was 11 years ago -- MATHS IS HURD!
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19:45:02 <President_Trump> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13895465_1810429922525781_2458185195833448593_n.jpg?oh=2ffd3d8bb3f6c66db9a2e49a423fbf9c&oe=5856CC17
19:45:27 <amelia> jeeeeeezus
19:45:36 <amelia> it kinda made me a little sad
19:45:40 <amelia> he's fuckin lost
19:45:55 <amelia> but i can't lie, i def giggled n had a massive smile
19:46:28 <amelia> def grinch hair
19:47:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> shut up
19:48:07 <amelia> [[[[[pong]]]]] you calm down ok
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19:48:17 <amelia> that is enuff out of you tonight
19:48:23 <amelia> capiche?
19:48:32 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllll @ pong
19:48:36 <President_Trump> that's just what i was thinking
19:48:41 <President_Trump> <[[[[[pong]]]]]> shut up
19:49:22 <President_Trump> go to bed amelia
19:49:43 <amelia> i going vball soon dw
19:50:07 <President_Trump> wrong, it's bed time
19:50:24 <amelia> NOT YET
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20:27:36 <Lumeah> Hi skirmy baby
20:28:37 <LOOPYD> lol
20:28:47 * LOOPYD gets popcorn
20:31:16 <Lumeah> Lol
20:34:32 <thestig> limpydoggg
20:35:25 <Skirmish> Why would you need to eat popcorn whilst watching liz continue her desperate attempts for my affection?
20:37:28 <Lumeah> No OOo nooo
20:38:40 <LOOPYD> thestig u amazing mofo
20:39:32 <thestig> who is liz
20:39:34 <Lumeah> He wants to see your fight skirmy
20:39:52 <Lumeah> Skirmys wife. Lol
20:39:53 <LOOPYD> OooOOoo no he didnt
20:40:44 <LOOPYD> she should be so privlidged to have the perfect specimen of a husband like the great Skirmish
20:40:59 <LOOPYD> you do sound envious Lumeah
20:42:01 <LOOPYD> this Skirmish chap seems like he could do no wrong
20:42:26 <LOOPYD> we should be so greatful to be in his presence
20:42:29 <thestig> is this the new loopydog?
20:42:40 <Skirmish> Same ole same ole.
20:42:50 <LOOPYD> new me?
20:42:54 <LOOPYD> wtf is that
20:43:06 <thestig> from toxic cancer to normal human?
20:43:08 <LOOPYD> nah mate
20:43:12 <LOOPYD> im just me always been me
20:43:19 <Lumeah> LOOPYD: i don't even want to know what skirmy looks like. I just derive pleasure in the irritation
20:43:20 <thestig> ah still toxic cancer lol
20:43:25 <LOOPYD> LOL
20:43:38 <LOOPYD> im still the greatest man alive
20:43:50 <Skirmish> That's the funny part. She thinks that by acting like a twit she is irritating.
20:44:09 <Skirmish> She's just a twit and it's funny that she persists after so long.
20:44:26 <LOOPYD> i think i cashed out $1000
20:44:45 <LOOPYD> yayyy
20:44:51 <LOOPYD> now wot
20:45:01 <LOOPYD> fuck eagles playn good thestig
20:45:03 <LOOPYD> u watchin
20:46:35 <LOOPYD> or u just lurking
20:49:27 <thestig> watching twitch
20:50:33 <Skirmish> Do you like meerkats Lumeah?
20:51:24 <LOOPYD> do u like aardvarks Skirmish?
20:51:41 <Lumeah> I'm a twit... So twits don't know they are.
20:51:47 <Skirmish> Never seen one beyond a picture or a video.
20:51:51 <Lumeah> :p
20:52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> LOOPYD r u retarded
20:52:22 <LOOPYD> [[[[[pong]]]]] are you potty trained?
20:52:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes
20:52:32 <LOOPYD> ok
20:52:50 <Skirmish> Took my lovely wife away for 3 days to a lovely place up the hunter valley and during those 3 days took her to a local zoo that does meerkat encounters where you can get inside the enclosure with them.
20:53:12 <Skirmish> Very happy wife. I don't think you will ever find a man to treat you like that Lumeah. :( I feel so sorry for you.
20:53:18 <LOOPYD> oh well what a super dooper husband u r
20:53:33 <Skirmish> The best.
20:54:08 <LOOPYD> have you got a tshirt? BEST HUSBAND?
20:54:50 <Lumeah> Why the fuck are u on irc then fucktard
20:55:26 <LOOPYD> obviously giving his wife some free time
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20:55:33 <LOOPYD> like the great husband he is
20:55:39 <Lumeah> Yup
20:55:41 <LOOPYD> he understands the need for personal space
20:55:48 <Lumeah> She can't stand him
20:56:07 <Skirmish> You've never had a real relationship Lumeah so you don't understand that people can do things and not be in each others pockets the whole time.
20:56:40 <Skirmish> I understand you're jealous but try and remain calm.
20:56:41 <LOOPYD> pick pocket
20:58:56 <Lumeah> Lol l LOOPYD
20:59:03 <Lumeah> He knows so little
20:59:12 <Skirmish> I will share some lovely pictures I took whilst we were away so you can look at them whilst you marinate in your lonely tears Lumeah.
20:59:37 <Lumeah> Again u know so little
21:00:20 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/det0cNT <--- It was a full moon but I didn't take a tripod for the best quality.
21:00:37 <Skirmish> Got a little shutter shake.
21:01:20 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/aeCl782
21:01:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> id ur wife blow up
21:02:20 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/O3aJmmv <--- a tripod would have made this a glorious shot. Can still easily make out the southern cross and pointers.
21:02:34 <President_Trump> upload them to tinypic so slinky_J can wank over your kid again
21:02:43 * President_Trump slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
21:03:15 <Skirmish> I have never ever used tinypic.
21:03:30 <President_Trump> well whatever that hosting site was
21:03:52 <Skirmish> It was tinypic because pedos like slinky_J upload them there.
21:04:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> slinky_J were is rat
21:04:53 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/xkIe0qc <--- What a morning. A little fog hung in the valley the cabin is in for a while.
21:05:24 <Skirmish> Do you think a man will ever take you to such lovely places Lumeah? Yeah, me either.
21:07:38 <Lumeah> This is what the popcorns for.
21:08:02 <Lumeah> Are u trying to prove something skirmish?
21:08:23 <Skirmish> :) No. Just showing some pics.
21:08:31 <Lumeah> Or just parading around like a peacock for no reason.
21:08:33 <Skirmish> Making a few observations.
21:08:57 <Lumeah> U don't know me very well skirmish
21:09:00 <Skirmish> You are just being bitter because nothing exciting ever happens to you Lumeah.
21:09:07 <slinky_J> Call me a pedo
21:09:24 <slinky_J> how many meerkat did your disgusting wife eat before they told her it wasnt a buffet
21:09:26 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
21:09:26 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Yes. Because the shoe fits. Now off to the ball with you Cinderella.
21:09:35 <slinky_J> shut up dude
21:11:22 <Lumeah> Hahaha good one
21:11:54 <Lumeah> Skirmish... Would u know my life? U stalking ne?
21:12:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllll howdy slinky_J
21:12:03 <President_Trump> how things bro?
21:12:12 <Lumeah> Me* cuz i don't tell u directly
21:12:33 <Skirmish> Just some observations Lumeah. You seem to be quite upset by them so I can only assume I am hitting the mark.
21:13:12 <Lumeah> Show me the upset part cuz im not seeing it...
21:13:34 <Skirmish> Of course not ...
21:13:39 <slinky_J> good President_Trump
21:13:48 <slinky_J> howrthingswitu
21:13:57 <President_Trump> cooking up some snags bro
21:14:23 <LOOPYD> cheap cunt
21:14:31 <LOOPYD> mutton fuck
21:14:34 <President_Trump> premium ones
21:14:37 <President_Trump> $1 a snag
21:14:40 <Lumeah> Im wondering why u need to parade your life around..
21:14:46 <LOOPYD> u faggot
21:14:55 <Lumeah> Maybe your wife wasn't happy.
21:14:55 <LOOPYD> hope u choke on ya sausage
21:14:57 <President_Trump> DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
21:15:18 <Skirmish> Yeah that makes perfect sense Lumeah lol
21:16:02 <LOOPYD> well when you have such a well structured and superior life like Skirmish why wouldnt u be a proud man
21:16:15 <slinky_J> mm could go more food
21:16:17 <LOOPYD> oozes confidence
21:16:18 <Skirmish> Everyone just wants to hate on the alpha. I understand.
21:16:20 <LOOPYD> i must say
21:17:20 <Skirmish> I wouldn't say well structured. Superior, sure. As for structure, you can't plan everything.
21:18:04 <Skirmish> You can however plan for a few laughs when you suggest the bitter old bint on irc is a lonely shrew and watch her get all bent out of shape over it.
21:18:09 <Lumeah> We don't believe u skirmish..
21:18:13 <Lumeah> Get out.
21:18:30 <slinky_J> far out
21:18:35 <slinky_J> who are you to diss her
21:18:49 <slinky_J> your wife has nothing on Lumeah
21:18:53 <Skirmish> Unlike Santa Claus, I don't need you to believe me Lumeah.
21:18:57 <slinky_J> has nothing on a ten day old ham.
21:19:04 <slinky_J> BUTTERFAACCCE!
21:19:14 <LOOPYD> Skirmish is a majestic graceful and beautiful creature.
21:19:24 <slinky_J> now im hungry
21:19:31 <Lumeah> He thinks about me more than i relise.... So much for wifey
21:19:31 <LOOPYD> any chance of a life size painting of yourself Skirmish ?
21:19:48 <Skirmish> LOOPYD: Perhaps one day.
21:19:54 <LOOPYD> in all of your glorious kingdom
21:20:30 <LOOPYD> please do so i would love to own it and have it at my front door entry
21:20:36 <Skirmish> I will wait until I am accepted into the Order of the Garter. It's sure to be something I will achieve.
21:20:48 <LOOPYD> on the wall for all to see
21:22:33 <Skirmish> Poor Lumeah. You will get a man one day. You should write to people in prison. Their standards are greatly lowered and you could be in with a chance.
21:22:50 * [[[[[pong]]]]] lights a stradbroke red
21:22:53 <Skirmish> Shame that slinky_J is so far away I reckon he would throw a leg over.
21:22:56 <LOOPYD> you are an inspiration to all australian men Skirmish
21:23:03 <Lumeah> Lol
21:23:10 <Skirmish> Just Australian men? I think you sell me short good sir.
21:23:20 <Skirmish> I am an inspiration to ALL men.
21:23:55 <Skirmish> Probably why Lumeah is inspired by me since she displays a body that is un-naturally high in testosterone.
21:24:01 <Skirmish> Very manly physique.
21:24:14 <LOOPYD> shes ready to pounce
21:24:36 * [[[[[pong]]]]] hands LOOPYD a lit stradbroke red
21:24:41 <Lumeah> I recon your high powered sports car got repossessed
21:25:05 <Skirmish> HAHAHAHAHA I drive a Mistubishi Lancer. LOL @ high powered sports car.
21:25:19 <Lumeah> Ohhhh
21:25:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong cat drive
21:25:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> cant
21:25:31 <Lumeah> Doesn't that explain it!
21:25:40 <Skirmish> See, you could not be more wrong in your observations Lumeah. I meanwhile, am spot on.
21:26:27 <Lumeah> Ohh im spot on.. All lancer drivers are fakeing superiority
21:26:54 <Skirmish> ROFL
21:26:59 <Skirmish> ALL of them hey.
21:27:17 <Skirmish> Just wow.
21:28:06 <Skirmish> Maybe people just drive lancers because they are a car that serves a purpose? If I drove a cheap BMW maybe you would be onto something.
21:28:50 <Lumeah> Got ya.
21:29:03 <Lumeah> I sence some anger...
21:29:10 <Lumeah> Hmm lovely
21:29:18 <Skirmish> lol oh yes I am FURIOUS.
21:30:02 <Skirmish> There is a voice deep down that tells me I should feel bad for baiting someone like you, but it's too much fun to not do it.
21:30:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> skirmish op pong
21:31:04 <Lumeah> Shows your junk skirmish
21:31:17 <Lumeah> Every single day
21:31:29 <Skirmish> It does show I am not above poking fun at the intellectually disabled. Very true.
21:31:45 <Skirmish> Same as setting slinky_J off is a good giggle too.
21:32:06 <Skirmish> We all must have a vice though so we can ask forgiveness and be allowed into heaven.
21:32:15 <Skirmish> Jesus died for nothing if we don't sin.
21:33:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> skirmish dont like pong
21:33:45 <thestig> i think slinky gay has a hardon for skirmish
21:34:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeess he told pong
21:34:15 <GoldSpade> thats why we need to go to church to beg for forgiveness
21:34:19 <Skirmish> Nah he has the hots for my wife though. Constant denial.
21:34:31 <GoldSpade> for our sins
21:34:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> show pong a piketure
21:35:24 <GoldSpade> if you kill your wife for cheating on you..god will forgive
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21:35:42 <GoldSpade> providing you go to confesion
21:35:57 <GoldSpade> and then you dont feel guilty
21:35:58 <GoldSpade> after
21:36:30 <Skirmish> One second I will show a picture of my lovely wife that people here like to hate on because they think it scores points.
21:36:47 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/RwohHzn
21:37:10 <GoldSpade> which one is your wife Skirmish
21:37:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she 2 old for ponh
21:37:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong
21:38:01 <Skirmish> We all have our types pong. I am sure you will find your underage thai bride one day.
21:38:22 <GoldSpade> how old are you [[[[[pong]]]]]
21:39:22 <GoldSpade> i would say...about 22
21:39:38 <Skirmish> I think it is time to go to bed. Boo working on the weekend.
21:53:10 <Lumeah> Sucked in.
21:53:23 <Lumeah> Loser
21:55:25 <Skirmish> If I were a loser I would have a job like yours. Work for the dole scheme type job.
21:56:10 <Lumeah> Rof.. U fucking retard
21:56:31 <Lumeah> Still stuck on that old lie.
21:56:50 <Lumeah> Get some new material cock sucker
21:56:53 <Skirmish> Part of Abbott's green army
21:57:00 <Skirmish> lol so cranky
21:57:05 <Skirmish> Night darling. :)
21:57:10 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: [21:35] <+^Roshanda^> my now 13 yr old neice was 4 at the time and she wet my bed and i rolled face first into it | [21:36] <+^Roshanda^> that was 11 years ago -- MATHS IS HURD!
21:57:16 <Lumeah> .... I reckon u had to bye back your wife's trust.
21:57:46 <Lumeah> See i get so close to getting him n he runs. Lol
21:57:51 <GoldSpade> heh thats alot of gold
21:58:45 <LOOPYD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9NSMY8QiQ&list=PLQROl_oAbOsY_8KOkr0AUc7u5icfiXFe6
21:58:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tegan and Sara - Closer [OFFICIAL HD MUSIC VIDEO] (Nov 29, 2012) Length: 3:35 - Category: Music - 16,756,132 views views - 115,076 likes (97.5%), 3,002 dislikes (2.5%)
22:02:50 <GoldSpade> who are they LOOPYD
22:03:04 <GoldSpade> never heard of them
22:04:38 <GoldSpade> lesbians
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22:24:00 <GoldSpade> what a dickhead ey
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22:33:35 <Lumeah> Most are
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22:58:32 <Sharni> Faggots
22:58:35 <Sharni> steven:
23:04:47 <steven> hi
23:04:51 <steven> who wants a flogging
23:05:24 <steven> <Mei> hey stebin
23:05:26 <steven> looooooooool
23:05:29 <steven> NEXT
23:21:56 <LOOPYD> just brought some new sunnies! http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/351798503595
23:23:56 <LOOPYD> now i am going to go buy me some high quality medical grade manicured marijuana ak47 & some white widown to help with my medical conditions!
23:24:03 <LOOPYD> BRB
23:24:13 * LOOPYD logs into the darkweb
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23:28:34 <LOOPYD> fuk i get the best dope around town i must say
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