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// #nerdhacks — 2016-08-03

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00:01:58 <shanos> GoldenNuts does
00:02:09 <GoldenNuts> what
00:02:33 <AgentOrange> rap against me man
00:02:34 <GoldenNuts> fuck this is crap
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00:05:50 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Harmony harmony ohhhhh loveeeee
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00:22:18 <kuniva> Sharni
00:22:19 <kuniva> Sharni
00:22:20 <kuniva> Sharni
00:22:21 <kuniva> Sharni
00:22:40 <Sharni> Yes son
00:23:00 <kuniva> i made some cool raps
00:23:01 <kuniva> u want 2 c
00:23:09 <kuniva> o they gone
00:23:09 <kuniva> dw
00:23:15 <Sharni> Lol
00:23:20 <kuniva> i finished rapping now
00:23:22 <kuniva> its 2 e-z
00:23:37 <Sharni> Ok. Night
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00:23:50 <kuniva> cya
00:23:58 <kuniva> o/
00:25:49 <kuniva> goneski's
00:26:00 <kuniva> silly dumb blonde
00:26:01 <kuniva> lmaooo
00:26:12 <kuniva> stephen fucked off to bed early the loser
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00:54:59 * shanos slaps spartan_ around a bit with a large trout
00:55:08 * spartan_ sends hordes of lemmings over shanos
00:55:16 <shanos> sup bro
00:55:19 <shanos> sexy kunny
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01:15:14 <spartan_> lololz
01:15:18 <spartan_> shanos
01:15:22 <spartan_> is dat u wayno
01:15:46 Nick: spartan_ is now known as AgentOrange
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01:18:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@59f305d0.bigpond.net.au
01:18:26 Kick: kuniva was kicked by ChanOP (Grow up moron!)
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01:18:46 <breaker> bumiva
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01:26:13 <AgentOrange> smelly underpance
01:32:37 * shanos slaps AgentOrange around a bit with a large trout
01:32:40 * shanos slaps ChanOP around a bit with a large trout
01:33:18 * AgentOrange slaps shanos around a bit with a large trout
01:38:47 <shanos> my good mate
01:42:25 <AgentOrange> smelly underpance
01:42:29 <AgentOrange> hi wayno
02:18:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@59f305d0.bigpond.net.au
03:19:10 * shanos slaps AgentOrange around a bit with a large trout
03:21:19 * AgentOrange slaps shanos around a bit with a large trout
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05:22:21 <AgentOrange> underpants
05:22:32 <AgentOrange> (05:22) ERROR Closing link ([email protected]) [Z-Lined: Banned via DNSBL; Visit http://dronebl.org/lookup.do?ip=173.245.67.179 or email [email protected] for help]
05:22:35 <AgentOrange> mcgarvie
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05:22:40 <AgentOrange> what is this nonsense
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05:25:16 <AgentOrange> (05:22) ERROR Closing link ([email protected]) [Z-Lined: Banned via DNSBL; Visit http://dronebl.org/lookup.do?ip=173.245.67.179 or email [email protected] for help]
05:25:19 <AgentOrange> mcgarvie
05:25:20 <AgentOrange> what is this nonsense
05:25:23 <AgentOrange> (05:22) ERROR Closing link ([email protected]) [Z-Lined: Banned via DNSBL; Visit http://dronebl.org/lookup.do?ip=173.245.67.179 or email [email protected] for help]
05:25:25 <AgentOrange> mcgarvie
05:25:26 <AgentOrange> what is this nonsense
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05:27:06 Nick: spartan_ is now known as AgentUnderpants
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05:32:53 <AgentUnderpants> lumiessssssssssssss
05:32:55 <AgentUnderpants> <3 u
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05:58:17 <AgentUnderpants> seeta plummer
05:58:23 <AgentUnderpants> Sarah Nicole Plummer
05:58:52 <AgentUnderpants> 33 Billiluna St Shailer Park 4532
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06:00:30 <AgentUnderpants> wonder if stephen is awake yet
06:00:44 <AgentUnderpants> gona cram in his morning cone session before he goes all glassy eyed to work
06:01:21 <AgentUnderpants> the boss is on the verge of firing this arsehole for always being stoned at work
06:05:05 <AgentUnderpants> cruises to work in the v8 and pumps down 5 cones in the work carpark
06:05:23 <AgentUnderpants> i know exactly what youre upto dorks
06:07:54 <AgentUnderpants> im gona take a crackpipe to court with 2 points in it and have tokes in the toilets
06:08:20 <AgentUnderpants> lmaoooooo
06:08:30 <AgentUnderpants> bust a freestyle on the judges ass
06:08:32 <AgentUnderpants> yeaaa boy
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06:13:42 Nick: spartan_ is now known as BigRedz
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06:44:13 <BigRedz> just started a dude on facebook
06:44:26 <BigRedz> hope he comes here im gona wollop this arsehole good and propper
06:49:04 <BigRedz> ill go nuts and will be getting 4 years
06:49:20 <BigRedz> for grevious, perhaps manslaughter.
06:52:14 <BigRedz> fuckit i gotta do a rhyme
06:52:53 <BigRedz> alright breathe in - out
07:03:07 <BigRedz> saggin pants, u know my fan base stands ace like my right arm, high as a kite slighty past the sun, casting fly rhymes, these other bastards rhyme tight so i discover retards who cant do bars me I pass cards and shards n ammunition fast then finish the bitches
07:03:13 <BigRedz> itz aiight
07:03:16 <BigRedz> not one of the best
07:03:26 <BigRedz> but ill keep trying!! wish me luck
07:10:19 <BigRedz> seeta fuckfaces
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08:21:03 <JohnRambo> distribute guns in a kids meal, open a box hold a glock bust a shot through the windshield
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08:22:49 * JohnRambo whips Lumeah2 with a mouse cord
08:22:57 <JohnRambo> lumiessss i wubb yew!
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08:41:32 <spellweaver> im the hardest brother and i got the heart to kill ya
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09:09:38 <loltraktor> ay i got a pic of allans uncle.. crazy dave
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09:10:34 <loltraktor> http://i65.tinypic.com/t5t4qc.jpg
09:10:36 <loltraktor> crazy dave
09:18:18 * loltraktor burns breaker's house down
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09:26:16 <grimreaper> rest in pieces with feral diseases mah stereo pumpin mad beats, like steves bed sheets, lets meet ull be bleeding and recieving a smackdown, jus cus i want melies rack now im not a bad guy but alot say i got swagger with a mad flow these rotten slags hang with fags how about a red dot crept up on your dial
09:26:36 <grimreaper> lmaooo
09:27:17 <grimreaper> like melies said i go off with mah masterpieces
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09:49:51 <grimreaper> alright
09:49:53 <grimreaper> try this one out
09:49:57 <grimreaper> just moving these sylibols, nice nike airs tight laced TN's just lightin green, trust me the fruity weed wins, juicy booty suits me good maybe 2 at once, save me a blunt and trade me a some meth, or what u got left, under my vest is a Rest in Peacer, better let do the speaking, setup with the safety off, heat seaking rounds ready to blow, keep freaking i got a steady flow, beating em all with blood leaking, if my fleet calls guns come sneaking,
09:50:33 <grimreaper> yeahhh boy
10:05:33 <grimreaper> lightin green, trust me the fruity weed wins, juicy booty suits me good maybe 2 at once
10:05:36 <grimreaper> gold lmao
10:07:51 <grimreaper> shake it shake it shake shake it baby
10:08:06 <grimreaper> we in that sunshine state
10:08:19 <grimreaper> i been in the game for 10 years makin rap tunes
10:14:07 <grimreaper> its westside so you know we bow down to no man
10:14:09 <grimreaper> :)
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10:44:53 <grimreaper> im obsessed with this sport!
10:45:55 <grimreaper> anyone face to face will lose to me in a "rap battle"
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10:55:13 <loltraktor> me balls smelly
10:55:36 <loltraktor> simba you sniffed sezz's arsehole yet dipshit
10:55:50 <loltraktor> did ya get a sweet chocnose
10:56:05 <loltraktor> :>
10:56:33 <loltraktor> inhaled all her poo particles didnt you shitlips
10:57:31 <loltraktor> you're a nigerian midget mate
10:57:45 <loltraktor> little black cunt with an oversized head
10:57:55 <loltraktor> starvin marvin
10:58:03 <loltraktor> youre starvin marvin cunt
10:59:32 <loltraktor> flowen live is second nature :>
11:01:34 <loltraktor> my thoughts rip through tank armour metal plate
11:02:29 <loltraktor> piss lives inside a box like jumanji
11:03:26 <loltraktor> where is Christopher Geoffry Fischer
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11:05:26 <loltraktor> this is the story of a gurl who cummed a river and it sounded so cool....!
11:05:54 <loltraktor> i abosultely luv herr when she cummmsss
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11:49:14 <grimreaper> hu remembers channel random
11:49:16 <grimreaper> lmaoooooooo
11:49:21 <grimreaper> CHUCK MILNE
11:50:05 <grimreaper> MIDGET CARPET BINDER GOT RESIGNED FOR THE LAST TIME HE WAS GUTTED HER MUTTERED
11:50:07 <grimreaper> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
11:50:13 <grimreaper> HE*
11:51:00 <grimreaper> Anthony Prothero known paedophile homosexual ginger nut
11:52:31 <grimreaper> I beat my record of 8 consecutive farts in a row.
11:53:27 <grimreaper> i can sing through my arse
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12:04:55 Nick: loltraktor is now known as idsjksdjf
12:05:03 <idsjksdjf> Where is David Mensmellsohn
12:05:19 <idsjksdjf> the jewish wog
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12:08:17 <slinky_J> shake ur cute ass 4 mi
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13:52:41 <jestA> underpants
13:52:53 <jestA> briefs
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13:56:23 <graveDiggA> <BlackDevil> i jerked off to scat porn
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13:59:24 <Glenn> :)
14:05:17 <slinky_J> I call enemies "faggots" a lot when gaming
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14:11:14 <jestA> ?¿
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14:15:46 <krustydemon> ffs
14:15:51 <krustydemon> the undernet cunts wont learn
14:16:15 <krustydemon> sons of bitches
14:16:22 <krustydemon> breaker
14:16:26 <krustydemon> i got this mad proxy thing
14:16:33 <krustydemon> generates a new IP every 20 seconds
14:16:37 <Glenn> kuniva... cool it.
14:16:40 <krustydemon> yeaaahhhh boy
14:17:09 <krustydemon> glenda
14:17:20 <krustydemon> u in yur dress n pantyhose???
14:17:23 <krustydemon> aaaaaaaaaLMaoooooooo
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14:28:04 <slinky_J> he high as
14:46:53 <Glenn> Yeah... :P
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14:54:51 <ElmaFlood> just dropped the kids at the pool
14:54:59 <ElmaFlood> :}
14:56:05 <ElmaFlood> dad jus offered 2 purchase me a 6pack of bourborino
14:56:15 <ElmaFlood> cunt caught me with the glass pipe lastnight said im an idiot
14:56:20 <ElmaFlood> then asked me for some pot
14:56:27 <ElmaFlood> tripped out bastard
14:57:22 <ElmaFlood> heh that rhymes and i didnt even mean to do it
14:57:28 <ElmaFlood> o.O
14:57:45 <ElmaFlood> listening to rap for 12 years drummed so many words into my cranium
14:58:41 <ElmaFlood> i am 2Pac man
14:58:53 <ElmaFlood> im a south central watts gang banger
14:58:55 <ElmaFlood> fo real
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15:09:05 <Glenn> A bit of ban evading kuniva?
15:13:07 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
15:14:18 <KeKe> nope not me
15:14:23 <KeKe> i dont know how to evade bans
15:14:48 <KeKe> the vpn r0bb0 got me onto is shitty
15:15:22 <KeKe> takes 5 minutes to accquire an ip
15:15:37 <KeKe> sux tbh imo xd ..
15:16:33 <KeKe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY
15:16:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca (Oct 2, 2009) Length: 3:43 - Category: Music - 108,874,183 views views - 308,820 likes (96.4%), 11,642 dislikes (3.6%)
15:17:36 <KeKe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LwusvI-Vf4
15:17:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Livin' La Vida Yoda (Apr 30, 2007) Length: 4:09 - Category: Entertainment - 199,793 views views - 360 likes (84.9%), 64 dislikes (15.1%)
15:17:48 <KeKe> wierd al
15:17:52 <KeKe> good one that one
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15:37:18 <kunz> https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/32177622/thirsty-queenslander-uses-beer-keg-to-smash-into-closed-pub-in-clumsy-break-in-effort/#page1 - HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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16:39:38 <JellyJohn> dorks has been absent today as alot of others have been
16:39:54 <JellyJohn> am i the only fucker that talks or something u faggots
16:40:13 <JellyJohn> just wrote some m0re
16:40:30 <JellyJohn> in the mood to drop a few its j.T slayen wordplay with a sick beat you aint heard these days u need to learn i heard the sheep when its my turn to creep nigga i burn weed til im asleep pay the tick bill thats cheap as franklins no frills, then slang dope and hang out for a toke this aint about my lyrcial cloak just a typical bloke that will soak your clothes bloody red if u provoke ill be flamin n aimin firearms to disable sly guys who aint ab
16:40:57 <JellyJohn> yeaahh boy destroyed it !!! lay down the law flay sounds galore
16:41:05 <JellyJohn> yeah i could keep going but im just 22222 g00d
16:42:37 <JellyJohn> little eminem here
16:42:47 <JellyJohn> im reppin that motor city biatch
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16:48:19 <JellyJohn> howdy stephen
16:48:30 <JellyJohn> finished work son?
16:49:31 <steven_> sure did
16:52:24 <JellyJohn> steve man
16:52:27 <JellyJohn> i got a pearler for ya
16:52:31 <JellyJohn> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/32177664/queensland-man-uses-keg-to-break-into-local-pub/#page1
16:52:38 <JellyJohn> have a gander man... its comical.
16:54:07 <JellyJohn> got a ciggy in his mouth the fucken imbosile
16:54:08 <JellyJohn> hahahahahahha
16:56:04 <JellyJohn> something allan would do
16:57:15 <JellyJohn> the door was open the whole time
16:57:20 <JellyJohn> LmAaaAaaAAoooooooo00ooo
16:57:34 <JellyJohn> neway over it
16:57:36 <JellyJohn> whats next
16:57:52 <JellyJohn> stinky underpants perhaps
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16:59:45 <underpants> allan pinched 3 diamond encrusted watches
16:59:49 <underpants> 300 each
16:59:51 <underpants> brand new
17:00:10 <underpants> he got 10 brand new ecko united shirts still with tag on em
17:00:19 <underpants> and 3 adidas jumpers
17:01:36 <slinky_J> who steals adidas clothing lol
17:01:40 <slinky_J> or ecko
17:01:41 <slinky_J> hahaha
17:01:53 <underpants> he pinches all the good shit
17:02:04 <underpants> 5 pairs of tap-out shorts
17:02:09 <slinky_J> that shit aint good
17:02:13 <underpants> few billabong shirts
17:02:41 <slinky_J> lol
17:03:18 <slinky_J> bout time he gets arrested ey
17:03:30 <underpants> he's been caught once by detectives he had 3 shirts in his backpack.
17:03:44 <underpants> other than that you can't see mee lolololol
17:04:38 <underpants> he is professional at what he does
17:05:09 <underpants> give him 50 bucks get 3 shirts and a couple pairs of shorts brand new with tags on em
17:05:27 <underpants> why got out and pay 5 times more
17:05:36 <slinky_J> nobody ever called a guy that steals clothes a professional
17:05:48 <slinky_J> wait for a clearance sale
17:05:52 <slinky_J> like normal people
17:06:20 <underpants> each one of my mates is a boss in their right mind
17:07:00 <underpants> im waiting for dorks to come visit me ill show him the ropes
17:07:33 <underpants> stevie pay pal allan 300 bucks and you'll get a brand new warddrobe my niggerr
17:07:57 <underpants> you can never have enough clothes
17:08:56 <slinky_J> sound like your favourite movie is Clueless
17:09:06 <underpants> nups
17:09:08 <slinky_J> and that's called a double entendre
17:09:11 <underpants> i not homosexual
17:09:22 * underpants slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
17:09:39 <slinky_J> on that note
17:09:45 <slinky_J> I needa buy some new clothes
17:09:48 <slinky_J> 4 bris
17:10:17 <slinky_J> and find this button for pants so I can give it to mum to sew on
17:11:08 <underpants> kool
17:11:17 <underpants> y u coming 2 my town 4
17:12:11 <underpants> wheres wayne martin
17:12:24 <underpants> wayne martin cannot maintain an errection
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17:12:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
17:13:13 <underpants> MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ MeLieSZ
17:13:35 * underpants burns amelia's house down
17:14:11 <underpants> melia tt'z
17:14:20 <underpants> eggplants
17:14:28 <amelia> sif eggplants
17:15:09 <underpants> beestings
17:15:14 <underpants> ???
17:16:01 <slinky_J> 4 my birthday
17:16:03 <slinky_J> something to do
17:16:09 <underpants> melies wud u liek to c my latest wrap creation .___.??
17:16:23 <amelia> yeah babycakes show us
17:16:44 Nick: underpants is now known as snowgoon
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17:18:17 <snowgoon> in the mood to drop a few its j.T slayen wordplay with a sick beat you aint heard these days u need to learn i heard the sheep when its my turn to creep nigga i burn weed til im asleep pay the tick bill thats cheap as franklins no frills, then slang dope and hang out for a toke this aint about my lyrcial cloak just a typical bloke that will soak your clothes bloody red if u provoke ill be flamin n aimin firearms to disable sly guys who a
17:18:30 <snowgoon> u liek sweetcheeks...........?
17:18:40 <slinky_J> crap
17:19:01 <snowgoon> yea so atleast i try
17:19:33 <snowgoon> listen, i rap better than most dudes, most dudes can't rap
17:20:12 <amelia> otay keep tryin woolywooftababygutz
17:28:43 <snowgoon> okies
17:29:03 <snowgoon> ill try harder thats just crappy shit i put together
17:30:13 <amelia> ye babez
17:30:20 <snowgoon> it doesn't even rhyme
17:30:21 <snowgoon> -,-
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17:40:33 <snowgoon> fuck it im gona give it up cus slinky said its shit
17:40:43 <snowgoon> i got no rapping confidence now
17:40:54 <snowgoon> :''(
17:42:43 <snowgoon> gota make a new cone piece :''(
17:43:37 <amelia> do a rhyme about slinky
17:44:02 <snowgoon> nopes i give up
17:44:12 <snowgoon> im just a tryhard white boy wigger.
17:44:32 <amelia> vinnie paz would not be impressed
17:44:47 <snowgoon> zomg
17:44:57 <snowgoon> ive just listened to 4 of his songs
17:45:04 <snowgoon> u hax0ring me????¿
17:45:16 <steven_> shhhhhhhhhhhh
17:45:40 <steven_> kekeke~
17:46:03 * snowgoon sends some DDoS in amelia's direction
17:51:02 <snowgoon> slinky j a little bitch like blinky bill havin bumjacks with jon number 1 on the list, fumbles his penus and leaves with multiple shots up his anus, this is untamed ridin fast in gay scene, blasts load over womens magazines...
17:51:16 <snowgoon> iduno
17:51:20 <snowgoon> didnt really try
17:51:36 <amelia> gosh
17:52:38 <snowgoon> kekeke
17:52:45 <snowgoon> ^5 meliez
17:56:29 <snowgoon> where'z starvin marvin
17:57:33 <snowgoon> meliaz up 4 a laugh - https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/32177664/queensland-man-uses-keg-to-break-into-local-pub/#page1
17:57:37 <snowgoon> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17:57:41 <snowgoon> i still laughing at it
17:57:56 <snowgoon> :>
18:02:36 * snowgoon whips amelia with a mouse cord
18:02:39 * snowgoon slaps amelia around with a pink Macintosh
18:02:44 * snowgoon sends hordes of lemmings over amelia
18:11:25 <amelia> was dat you kunnybunny
18:12:55 <snowgoon> perhaps
18:13:32 Nick: snowgoon is now known as thefiddler
18:17:35 <thefiddler> melies when u meet sharns do u give her a big hug and a wet kiss???
18:18:01 <amelia> nah babez
18:18:15 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:18:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
18:18:44 <thefiddler> looooomiezzzzz
18:18:58 <thefiddler> MatthewRobertson wants to take you out on a date
18:19:10 <thefiddler> are you upto the task :)?
18:19:32 <Lumeah> Lol
18:19:49 <thefiddler> :p~
18:20:07 <Lumeah> Real date or just hang out as is. Get to know eatch other
18:20:20 <thefiddler> maybe both perhaps
18:20:26 <thefiddler> O.O
18:22:35 <thefiddler> off 2 bed soonz
18:23:17 <thefiddler> will dream of melies in triangle bikini n small pantiez!
18:23:40 <thefiddler> me penus flinched
18:26:00 <thefiddler> this is the story of a gurl, who a cummed a river and drowned the poor guy
18:26:01 <amelia> mine2
18:26:37 <thefiddler> i absolutely luv herr.... when she CuMz
18:26:41 <thefiddler> kekeke
18:29:32 <Lumeah> Don't dream of me...
18:29:34 <Lumeah> Cries
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18:31:49 <thefiddler> do so
18:31:51 <thefiddler> every night
18:32:16 <thefiddler> sumtimes they wet dreams :)))~
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18:38:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h SoupNazi
18:43:53 <Lumeah> Lok
18:43:54 <Lumeah> Lol
18:50:30 <simba> whoa this is bad
18:50:37 <simba> the real question is why are you here amelia
18:50:54 Part: simba ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
18:51:40 <amelia> AHAHAH aNoTHeR oNe BiTeS THe DuST
18:55:20 <Lumeah> Lol
18:55:28 <Lumeah> Couldn't keep it up
18:56:14 <slinky_J> LOL
18:57:08 <steven_> haha
18:57:13 <steven_> why was he here?
18:57:58 <steven_> must be for amelia i guess
18:58:08 <steven_> you have shocked him
18:58:20 <amelia> nah we always hated each other
18:58:26 <steven_> irc = mental hospital
18:58:33 <amelia> from fauxs chan
18:58:40 <steven_> breaker, what do you think of the latest ?
18:58:47 <amelia> hes a fuckin grumpy cword, thinks hea top shit
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18:59:09 <steven_> just call him a 'little faggot'
18:59:20 <amelia> isnt he tall
18:59:26 <steven_> he looks tall
18:59:36 <steven_> does he have long hair ?
18:59:42 <amelia> like 2 nights ago i think it was, i sais wtf is simba doing here
18:59:52 <amelia> his response was above hahahaha
19:00:00 <amelia> i can't remember his pic but yeah i think so
19:00:02 <steven_> he has been here for 2 nights?
19:00:07 <amelia> yah
19:00:12 <steven_> didnt even notice
19:00:18 <amelia> either did i
19:00:19 <thefiddler> hes a dickhead
19:00:23 <amelia> i think slinky said it
19:00:23 <thefiddler> he looks like starvin marvin
19:00:34 <amelia> and then i was like yeah wtf you doin here
19:00:38 <thefiddler> little dark cunt with a huge head
19:00:41 <amelia> now he leaves hahaha
19:00:50 <steven_> having a nose
19:00:56 <amelia> prob
19:01:03 <amelia> another mental case
19:01:04 <steven_> beng a dorrie evans
19:01:12 <thefiddler> lmaooo
19:01:16 <thefiddler> dorrie evans
19:01:20 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooool
19:01:36 <thefiddler> goold old smokey dorsen
19:05:35 <thefiddler> melies do you have a cute honey pot :>?
19:06:10 <amelia> winnie de pooh can't even compete wif it
19:06:14 <slinky_J> i didnt say it
19:07:14 <Lumeah> Lol
19:09:26 <thefiddler> o.o
19:09:38 <thefiddler> lumies is soooo bootyful!!!
19:13:43 * thefiddler whips Lumeah with a mouse cord
19:14:11 * thefiddler puts his pinky finger in melies honey pot!!! is it sweet meliaz???
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19:16:10 <Lumeah> Both huh?
19:16:11 <Lumeah> Lol
19:16:15 <Lumeah> Good on ya
19:18:26 <Lumeah> Ya a thefiddler?
19:18:35 <slinky_J> megoreng
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19:19:39 * thefiddler steals Lumeah's cookies. Mwahaha!
19:22:59 <Lumeah> :p
19:24:50 <thefiddler> p:
19:25:39 * Lumeah stuffs nanas up your cooked
19:27:03 <thefiddler> nanas? :o
19:27:08 <thefiddler> cooks me dinner lumie
19:29:14 Quit: Kristen ([email protected]) Z-Lined
19:29:47 <thefiddler> cooks me dinner lumie
19:30:01 * thefiddler smacks Lumeah with a red Swingline stapler
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19:31:38 <thefiddler> oh lordy
19:31:43 <thefiddler> spunky little angel just entered
19:31:52 <thefiddler> ooooooooohhhh yes!
19:32:59 <MatthewRobertson> sharti
19:33:08 <Sharni> Wah
19:33:16 <thefiddler> noooo
19:33:18 <thefiddler> no sharti
19:33:23 <thefiddler> its
19:33:25 <Sharni> Wah
19:33:30 <thefiddler> shardoney
19:33:42 <Sharni> It's Sharni
19:33:44 <Sharni> K thanks
19:33:49 <steven_> Sharnae
19:34:02 <Sharni> -_-
19:34:30 <Sharni> Only steven_ can give me a pet names k babez
19:34:38 <thefiddler> wtffffff
19:34:42 <thefiddler> stephen porkzzz
19:34:51 <Sharni> He is my creator
19:35:01 <thefiddler> u pics of his genitals?
19:35:02 <Sharni> He brought me to the IRC world
19:35:14 <Sharni> No wtf
19:35:17 <thefiddler> i do :p
19:35:27 <Sharni> Lol
19:35:40 <Sharni> I don't want to know what you guys get up to
19:35:58 <thefiddler> ive fried my brain tonight
19:36:03 <thefiddler> :/
19:36:09 <Sharni> Ice ?
19:36:14 <thefiddler> nope
19:36:20 <Sharni> Crack ?
19:36:26 <thefiddler> yes
19:36:36 <Sharni> Mutt dawg
19:37:00 <thefiddler> would you like 50 grand sharknee's
19:37:12 <Sharni> Yes just transfer it to my account
19:37:25 <thefiddler> okies
19:37:35 <thefiddler> what are you goijng to do 4 me?
19:37:38 <Sharni> K thanks
19:37:45 <Sharni> I'll say thanks
19:37:48 <Sharni> That is all
19:37:56 Nick: gangbang is now known as water_bong
19:38:24 <thefiddler> deal is off.. thanks doesnt no warrant 50 thou
19:38:43 <Sharni> I'll send you a nude
19:38:50 <Sharni> Of my cellulite legs
19:38:56 <Sharni> And my flab roles
19:39:04 <Sharni> Hawt!
19:39:09 <thefiddler> mmm hot ..
19:39:15 <Sharni> I know right
19:39:37 <thefiddler> you have thrush aswell?
19:39:50 <thefiddler> and underarm hair?
19:39:52 <Sharni> Under my flab roles
19:39:56 <Sharni> Yes
19:40:01 <Sharni> I can't lift my arm to shave
19:40:04 <thefiddler> zomg dream gurl
19:40:20 <Sharni> My down stairs region is a legit man cave
19:40:31 <thefiddler> my underarms r smoof as a babies b0tt0m
19:40:35 <Sharni> Bush for days
19:40:38 <Sharni> That's gay
19:40:47 <thefiddler> ?????
19:41:02 <thefiddler> i am trying to become like a WWE superstar
19:41:05 <Sharni> gAy
19:41:07 <slinky_J> lol
19:41:10 <Sharni> No
19:41:21 <slinky_J> sharnz
19:41:21 <Sharni> I'd knock you out with my big toe
19:41:23 <thefiddler> roman reigns
19:41:29 <thefiddler> -the guy-
19:41:32 <slinky_J> do u like ice cream on ur nipple
19:41:32 <Sharni> slinky_Jz
19:41:47 <thefiddler> stinky gayyyyyy
19:41:47 <Sharni> That's a fucked up question !
19:42:17 * thefiddler pours hot candle wax on shartz bottom
19:43:18 <Sharni> Kinky
19:43:49 * thefiddler sniffs a line of coke off shartz belly
19:44:34 <slinky_J> can you afford coke?
19:44:40 <thefiddler> yep
19:44:53 <thefiddler> got a bottle of it in the fridge $3.20
19:45:04 <slinky_J> LOL
19:45:05 <slinky_J> ;)
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19:46:22 <thefiddler> im gona drum up some eccys
19:46:32 <thefiddler> can get them but havnt persued it
19:47:31 <thefiddler> dad sprung me having a toke on the pipe lastnight.. called me and idiot and asked for a bud to smoke
19:50:02 <slinky_J> O_o
19:52:04 <thefiddler> fark its colddddd
19:53:34 <thefiddler> so
19:53:48 <thefiddler> who has the cuter honey pot? sharn or melia
19:54:31 <thefiddler> im goin 2 jumpers
19:54:39 <thefiddler> itsssss KOLD AS HECKKKKKKKK
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19:56:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
19:56:37 <thefiddler> wish i cud marry sharn mlies n lumies
19:56:45 <thefiddler> my 3 cutie wives
19:56:50 <thefiddler> yaahhh boy
19:57:31 <Glenn> ...mmmmm... kuiva.
19:57:38 <Glenn> ...mmmmm... kuniva.
19:57:59 <thefiddler> now i have to find my other 9 wives
19:58:02 <thefiddler> 3 are sorted
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19:59:05 <thefiddler> glenno
19:59:12 <slinky_J> 9?
19:59:15 <thefiddler> sappnin chiefy champ
19:59:45 <thefiddler> (20:00) ••• You were kicked from (#HongKong) by (lx) (User details confirmed previously used by known serial ban evader!)
19:59:55 <thefiddler> you and i know thats a load of shit
20:00:08 <thefiddler> (20:01) thefiddler is connecting from [email protected] 121.208.137.171
20:00:15 <thefiddler> i have 1 ip and thats it
20:00:19 <thefiddler> lying bastard
20:00:30 <Glenn> You probably need to discuss your concerns with the kicker... :P
20:01:14 <thefiddler> smackie jackie?
20:01:40 <thefiddler> Jaqueline Blackhouse?
20:03:15 <thefiddler> dont tell me tonight is gona be a 1 man venting asylum and no fucker sais jack shit
20:04:07 <thefiddler> it has been that allday already i cannot stand it
20:04:25 <slinky_J> r u guis watchen amelia on The Bachelor australia?
20:04:33 <slinky_J> if u wana know who she is she is Megan.
20:04:45 <thefiddler> hehe
20:04:53 <thefiddler> big boobs n plump ass?
20:04:56 <thefiddler> <3
20:05:00 <slinky_J> ye she is hot as
20:05:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:05:12 <slinky_J> n she skates
20:05:26 <thefiddler> wud u like melia in a triangle bikini with a mini skirt on
20:05:32 <thefiddler> wud ur penus flinch
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20:06:13 <slinky_J> lol
20:07:12 <thefiddler> then in walks shart with a lacey bra on and a gstring on in high heels
20:07:28 <thefiddler> :O
20:07:41 <thefiddler> i a pedo
20:08:14 <thefiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg
20:08:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 3:39 - Category: Music - 232,443,836 views views - 766,280 likes (96.9%), 24,815 dislikes (3.1%)
20:10:11 <slinky_J> there just arent enough muslims in this show, so racist
20:10:20 <slinky_J> can't wait for The Muslim Bachelor
20:10:30 <slinky_J> and he kills all 25 women because they arent wearing hejab
20:10:47 <thefiddler> me n vaughn watched the krusty demons dvd lastnight
20:10:50 <thefiddler> that was dope
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20:11:06 <slinky_J> what's krusty demons
20:11:08 <slinky_J> a cover band?
20:11:23 <thefiddler> oh man i got a song from it i just remembered it
20:11:26 <thefiddler> is sick as
20:11:29 <thefiddler> krusty demons bro
20:11:36 <thefiddler> u dont know krusty demons>?
20:11:46 <slinky_J> nope
20:11:50 <thefiddler> professional motorbike stunt-artists
20:12:43 <thefiddler> do mad backflips on dirt bikes n shit
20:13:16 <thefiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLJYyEfuhDE
20:13:19 <thefiddler> this is the song
20:13:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Great American Nightmare - Rob Zombie (Jul 27, 2008) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 221,598 views views - 1,195 likes (98.4%), 20 dislikes (1.6%)
20:13:23 <thefiddler> fuck yea
20:13:26 <slinky_J> if it was in a game i might like it lol
20:13:42 <thefiddler> yeah mother fucker
20:13:47 <thefiddler> yeahhh who do ya love
20:13:59 <slinky_J> zombie goes good with Bloodborne
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20:14:26 <thefiddler> call me the dark intruder
20:14:38 <thefiddler> yeah mutha fucka
20:14:42 <thefiddler> yeaaa who do ya luv
20:15:34 <slinky_J> woo ye found a nike tee to buy
20:15:51 <slinky_J> http://www.rebelsport.com.au/Product/Nike-Men-s-Pro-Cool-Fitted-Athlete-Shirt/39827501 nice uh
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20:16:21 <thefiddler> its aight
20:16:22 <thefiddler> how much
20:16:50 <thefiddler> 30
20:16:51 <slinky_J> 30 bux
20:16:53 <slinky_J> ye
20:17:06 <thefiddler> {~:
20:18:23 <slinky_J> hm
20:18:29 <thefiddler> i got an adidas shop down at shopping centre
20:18:32 <thefiddler> they got awesome gear
20:18:33 <slinky_J> adidas 3 stripe pance
20:18:34 <slinky_J> look aight
20:18:36 <slinky_J> nice
20:18:42 <slinky_J> i didnt think of a brand shop
20:18:56 <thefiddler> i wear short shorts
20:19:38 <thefiddler> i like em about 3 to 4 inches above my knee's
20:19:48 <thefiddler> maybe higher
20:19:53 <slinky_J> lol
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20:20:14 <thefiddler> :>
20:20:41 <thefiddler> with a collar tshirt n me nike air tn's
20:20:52 <slinky_J> meh these shorts go just over my knees
20:20:55 <thefiddler> :-}
20:20:58 <slinky_J> collars
20:21:01 <slinky_J> I HATE COLLARS
20:21:11 <thefiddler> ralph lauren
20:21:23 <thefiddler> theyre new designs are topshelf
20:21:43 <thefiddler> they want 120 for 1 shirt tho
20:21:59 <thefiddler> myer n david jones
20:22:34 <thefiddler> toke bbs
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20:24:13 <thefiddler> fuk ive ran out 2 brand new lighters in 2 days
20:24:28 <steven_> crackhead
20:24:41 <thefiddler> bullshit
20:24:51 <thefiddler> i have insomnia
20:25:41 <thefiddler> i got this point at 1pm today
20:25:45 <steven_> kunny sits in darkness because he uses his lightglobe as a crackpipe
20:25:46 <slinky_J> i haf a fukkin gatling gun
20:25:47 <thefiddler> im still tokin on it
20:25:51 <thefiddler> thats how pure my gear is
20:26:03 <steven_> your gear is poo
20:26:03 <slinky_J> you do know that by pure
20:26:07 <thefiddler> nar i got 2 glass pipes
20:26:09 <slinky_J> you're talking about disgusting chemicals
20:26:20 <thefiddler> vaughn made 3 yesterday
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20:26:37 <slinky_J> on that note
20:26:41 <slinky_J> cigarette time
20:26:53 <thefiddler> yea i might pinch an ox of old man
20:27:12 <thefiddler> make a filter out of a spin stick butt
20:27:19 <thefiddler> hate no filter rollies is shit
20:27:57 <steven_> what does hobbsy tisk and blitz have in common?
20:28:07 <Sharni> They like it up the bum
20:28:20 <thefiddler> they met jen
20:28:22 <thefiddler> the whorebag
20:28:25 <thefiddler> they all met jen
20:28:26 <steven_> and they all...
20:28:30 <Sharni> They all fucked Jen
20:28:34 <steven_> indeed
20:28:37 <thefiddler> ok well
20:28:40 <Sharni> I fucked her too
20:28:40 <steven_> and at one stage tisk raped her
20:28:41 <thefiddler> so wot
20:28:45 <steven_> at one stage hobbsy raped her
20:28:55 <steven_> and im sure this new chapter is blitz has raped her
20:28:55 <Sharni> And than
20:28:57 <thefiddler> wait till i terrorise her hehe
20:29:07 <thefiddler> i hate her
20:29:12 <steven_> hahahaha
20:29:22 <Sharni> steven_.. Are you next on the rape list ?
20:29:42 <thefiddler> she goes on about 'you're a very smooth talker'
20:29:46 <thefiddler> thats as far as i got
20:29:47 <steven_> i dont think so jimmy
20:29:47 <thefiddler> fucken dog
20:30:02 <Sharni> Lol
20:30:12 <Sharni> That's how she gets the dick
20:30:17 <slinky_J> man I cant stand Kiera
20:30:32 <Sharni> But why ?
20:30:39 <slinky_J> if i woz on teh bachelor id have him on my dick bi now
20:30:54 <thefiddler> sharni has penus's on mcdonalds chippy containers all around her
20:31:02 <Sharni> Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got highhhhh bahdadadadada
20:31:23 <slinky_J> duh na na
20:31:28 <Sharni> slinky_J why would you even watch that skit
20:31:32 <Sharni> Shit**
20:31:43 <thefiddler> i had sex wirh a headless body
20:32:11 <Sharni> I watched like 5 mins of it and there was this one bitch that was fucking stuck up and I'm like fuck this shit a whole heap of bitched fighting for one dude
20:32:25 <Sharni> Bitches***
20:34:24 <thefiddler> sharni tits r u stuck up??
20:34:24 <MatthewRobertson> Where is hobbs?
20:34:47 <Sharni> So is my middle finger
20:34:48 <thefiddler> hobbit is MIA
20:35:00 <thefiddler> the one you stick up your smoo?
20:35:10 <Sharni> Nope
20:35:18 <thefiddler> ohh
20:35:24 <thefiddler> u use your fist
20:35:28 <thefiddler> sorryz
20:35:35 <Sharni> Yep
20:35:39 <thefiddler> jus joking
20:35:52 <thefiddler> spare a thought for jon
20:35:59 <Sharni> Give me pound, lock it down, break the pickle, tickle tickle !
20:36:00 <thefiddler> he sits on 2L pepsi bottles
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20:36:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
20:36:28 <thefiddler> lumiezzzz
20:36:40 <thefiddler> ello q-t pie
20:36:41 <thefiddler> :]
20:36:41 <slinky_J> FUCK
20:36:50 <slinky_J> i died right when bout to kill boss :(
20:36:57 <slinky_J> rip me
20:37:08 <thefiddler> lololol
20:37:13 <thefiddler> wat u playin
20:37:54 <slinky_J> bloodborne
20:37:58 <slinky_J> old hunter's dlc
20:38:41 <thefiddler> you die hard when i rhyme bars
20:40:00 <thefiddler> ay yo i send my condolences to any rapper hold the crown!!!!
20:41:12 <slinky_J> and died again
20:41:13 <slinky_J> lol
20:42:41 <thefiddler> fuk wrote sum sik lines today
20:42:59 <MatthewRobertson> slinky_J, how hard is the game?
20:43:22 <MatthewRobertson> I have some mates at work who are on Dark Souls 3, they say it's just a grinding impossible game
20:43:23 <steven_> he is playing on 'very easy'
20:43:29 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:43:49 <thefiddler> i saw that dark souls looks unco
20:44:02 <MatthewRobertson> unco alright
20:44:03 <MatthewRobertson> not for me
20:44:22 <thefiddler> elder scrolls tamriel is mad
20:44:44 <thefiddler> i got a level 30 char on it but dont play it atm
20:44:55 <MatthewRobertson> That Batman Arkham Kninght for ps4 is $19 at Big Dubs this week
20:45:04 <thefiddler> yeah boy
20:45:09 <thefiddler> big dub
20:45:19 <MatthewRobertson> thats a good deal
20:45:46 <thefiddler> a new game Marvel Avengers would be cool if they think of making one
20:45:59 <thefiddler> cruise round as hulk or iron man
20:46:09 <slinky_J> WOOO
20:46:12 <slinky_J> defeated
20:46:15 <MatthewRobertson> I had to get food shopping after work and I needed to go to big dubs for a shoe rack, and I went past the elecs, all sold out though
20:46:42 <MatthewRobertson> yeah it would be thefiddler
20:46:50 <thefiddler> how mad would that be
20:47:00 <thefiddler> got magneto throwing metal shit at ya lolz
20:47:02 <MatthewRobertson> I think Rockstars next game is Red Dead 3, that'll be fun
20:47:06 <MatthewRobertson> LOOLLL
20:47:08 <MatthewRobertson> Magneto
20:47:20 <MatthewRobertson> "you are a fool Charles"
20:47:27 <thefiddler> xavier
20:47:32 <thefiddler> cancer survivor
20:47:37 <MatthewRobertson> yes
20:47:51 <MatthewRobertson> Professor X
20:48:54 <thefiddler> lolz
20:49:00 <thefiddler> spok
20:49:06 <thefiddler> WHEEL CHAIR
20:49:07 <thefiddler> LOLOLOL
20:49:26 <MatthewRobertson> the crip
20:49:32 <thefiddler> cruises round in his little buggy
20:49:34 <thefiddler> haha
20:49:39 <MatthewRobertson> hes got it going on
20:49:41 <MatthewRobertson> wheels of sure
20:49:48 <MatthewRobertson> for*
20:50:03 <thefiddler> the dude with the bow n arrow is awesome
20:50:25 <MatthewRobertson> Xavier was cool in that last x men move, days of futures past, he was like a druggy 24 yr old
20:50:36 <thefiddler> like me :>
20:50:49 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOOOLLLLLL
20:50:56 <MatthewRobertson> Young Magneto too
20:51:01 <thefiddler> aaaaaaahahahhaaa
20:51:10 <thefiddler> woleverine bro
20:51:16 <MatthewRobertson> Logan
20:51:18 <thefiddler> yeaahh boy
20:51:50 <MatthewRobertson> There is a Wolverine 3 coming soon, Bum Jackmans last Wolverine he said
20:51:59 <thefiddler> nyce
20:52:02 <MatthewRobertson> cant get wolverine ripped after 50
20:52:04 <MatthewRobertson> loooolll
20:52:10 <thefiddler> cyclops
20:52:16 <MatthewRobertson> yes
20:52:17 <MatthewRobertson> Scott
20:52:23 <thefiddler> jean
20:52:27 <MatthewRobertson> Jean Grey
20:52:34 <MatthewRobertson> Phoenix
20:52:36 <thefiddler> storm is an off tap bitch
20:52:42 <MatthewRobertson> looolllll
20:52:43 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
20:52:44 <MatthewRobertson> she is
20:52:49 <MatthewRobertson> I like Rogue
20:52:54 <MatthewRobertson> the chick who plays her anyway
20:52:59 <thefiddler> rogue is logans misso?
20:53:05 <MatthewRobertson> nah
20:53:08 <thefiddler> o ok
20:53:12 <thefiddler> havnt seen em 4 a while
20:53:17 <MatthewRobertson> Logan likes Jean
20:53:23 <thefiddler> kool
20:53:39 <thefiddler> wat bout the blue dude who hangs from the cieling
20:53:42 <thefiddler> beast i think duno
20:53:46 <MatthewRobertson> Beast
20:53:48 <MatthewRobertson> yes
20:53:57 <MatthewRobertson> he's in Days Of Futures Past also
20:54:00 <MatthewRobertson> as a young nerd
20:54:03 <thefiddler> ahh yes
20:54:06 <thefiddler> lolol
20:54:07 <MatthewRobertson> skinny little bloke with glasses
20:54:18 <thefiddler> if they didnt have the hulk they aint got shit
20:54:23 <thefiddler> he goes off his nut
20:54:36 <MatthewRobertson> LOOLLL
20:54:38 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
20:54:40 <MatthewRobertson> Hulk
20:54:51 <MatthewRobertson> I have not seen one of those Hulk movies
20:54:59 <thefiddler> oh man
20:55:14 <thefiddler> he hulks up and destorys the whole battle
20:55:21 <MatthewRobertson> he would
20:55:47 <thefiddler> yeah he does alot of the damage
20:56:18 <MatthewRobertson> For sure
20:56:20 <thefiddler> jumps up to a helicopter n tares it in half
20:56:23 <thefiddler> lololol
20:56:45 <MatthewRobertson> Sabretooth in Wolverine 1 is cool
20:56:47 <thefiddler> tear
20:56:53 <thefiddler> teer
20:56:57 <MatthewRobertson> tear is right
20:57:03 <thefiddler> teir
20:57:05 <thefiddler> tier
20:57:14 <thefiddler> o ok
20:57:33 <thefiddler> sabret00f
20:57:36 <thefiddler> which 1 is he
20:57:40 <MatthewRobertson> sabrepoof
20:58:14 <MatthewRobertson> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=sabretooth+wolverine&client=opera&hs=2Yb&tbm=isch&imgil=73V8q6v-B94-_M%253A%253BuB4a4cjPlJL_oM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fmarvel-movies.wikia.com%25252Fwiki%25252FVictor_Creed&source=iu&pf=m&fir=73V8q6v-B94-_M%253A%252CuB4a4cjPlJL_oM%252C_&usg=__mmY3MMVrTZlHQhK6lVBOPzdYE9E%3D&biw=1366&bih=658&ved=0ahUKEwiaoKPRi6XOAhUD0hoKHVFWB5cQyjcIOg&ei=kM6hV5qYEIOka9GsnbgJ
20:58:17 <thefiddler> storm n hulk my favs
20:58:27 <MatthewRobertson> http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelmovies/images/a/a1/WolverineVictorCloseup.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140330004441
20:58:28 <MatthewRobertson> that one
20:58:57 <thefiddler> o ok
20:59:06 <thefiddler> havnt seen him b4
20:59:12 <thefiddler> theres so many movies..
20:59:17 <MatthewRobertson> oh download wolverine
20:59:19 <MatthewRobertson> its the best
20:59:27 <MatthewRobertson> he takes down a copter himself with his claws
20:59:47 <thefiddler> o.O
20:59:49 <thefiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0bPrt69rag
20:59:53 <MatthewRobertson> he gets shot in the head and the bullets bounce off his skull
20:59:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Britney Spears - Sometimes (Oct 24, 2009) Length: 3:52 - Category: Music - 66,981,728 views views - 148,619 likes (96.8%), 4,928 dislikes (3.2%)
21:00:04 <thefiddler> maddd
21:01:21 <thefiddler> captain america
21:01:24 <thefiddler> shield boy
21:01:26 <thefiddler> hes not bad
21:02:02 <MatthewRobertson> That new Captain America is supposed to be the best of those superhero movies ever
21:02:04 <MatthewRobertson> I havnt seen it
21:02:16 <MatthewRobertson> I dont really like the superhero stuff, except for x men
21:02:45 <MatthewRobertson> <MatthewRobertson> GoldSpade
21:02:46 <MatthewRobertson> <GoldSpade> yes MatthewRobertson
21:02:49 <MatthewRobertson> temby treatment time
21:03:19 Part: Sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
21:05:23 <thefiddler> lolool
21:05:43 <thefiddler> gold spade is the new temby
21:06:02 <thefiddler> havin dinner
21:06:05 <thefiddler> hungry as
21:07:02 <slinky_J> the best of the marvel ones u mean
21:07:10 <slinky_J> nothing beats The Dark Knight man
21:07:11 <slinky_J> :P
21:08:47 <thefiddler> sharnis already booted off
21:08:58 <thefiddler> if i were not here she would be here till 1am
21:09:29 <thefiddler> amelia will boot off in 20-30 mins
21:09:40 <thefiddler> n luminator will ignore me
21:09:47 <thefiddler> my 3 wives have ditched me
21:12:36 <thefiddler> be back in 30 seeta
21:13:15 <steven_> going to bed after home and away
21:13:51 <thefiddler> ill be in bead at 9:45 tonight
21:14:03 <thefiddler> :)~
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21:16:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
21:16:31 <thefiddler> caffff
21:16:35 <thefiddler> my 4th wife!
21:16:46 <thefiddler> wlecome sweetcheaks
21:17:05 <Cath^> pic or gtfo!
21:17:11 <thefiddler> k
21:17:17 <thefiddler> hang on
21:17:36 <slinky_J> fucken slut
21:17:37 <slinky_J> fuck
21:17:47 <Cath^> :o
21:17:50 <slinky_J> wear boss halfway n she kills me!
21:18:35 <MatthewRobertson> suit up thefiddler
21:18:58 <thefiddler> yes
21:19:14 <thefiddler> http://i68.tinypic.com/ohlmpt.jpg
21:19:20 <thefiddler> there caffiene
21:19:41 <MatthewRobertson> coffee lols
21:19:52 <Cath^> lol
21:20:11 <Cath^> you look like randy macho man savage
21:20:16 <Cath^> 😂😂😂😂
21:20:45 <MatthewRobertson> oooooooo yeahhhh
21:21:03 <steven_> haha
21:21:10 <slinky_J> YEAH
21:21:12 <slinky_J> beat her
21:21:12 <Lumeah> Thee
21:21:13 <slinky_J> fuck
21:21:15 <slinky_J> i am good
21:21:20 <Lumeah> Beat u
21:21:27 <Lumeah> Beat your own
21:21:37 <Cath^> hi Lumeah
21:21:39 <Lumeah> Three wives?
21:21:43 <Lumeah> Tut tut tut
21:21:49 <Lumeah> Hi Cath^
21:21:51 <thefiddler> caffies
21:21:56 <Cath^> count me out thanks
21:22:00 <Cath^> yes joel?
21:22:01 <thefiddler> roman reigns is look 4 u~~
21:22:16 <Cath^> he'll see me soon :)
21:22:23 <Lumeah> Your pic doesn't load
21:22:29 <thefiddler> when u go to bed?
21:22:29 <MatthewRobertson> Reigns got caught roiding
21:22:33 <MatthewRobertson> hes in the dog house
21:22:35 <MatthewRobertson> with loopy
21:22:37 <thefiddler> and dream... aaaaaaaaahahahhahaha
21:22:46 <MatthewRobertson> ooooo yeahhhhhh
21:23:29 <Cath^> how's it going randy..i mean joel ;p
21:23:38 <thefiddler> pisss offff
21:23:45 <thefiddler> randy savage is an idiot!
21:23:52 <steven_> he is ready for a fiddle
21:23:52 <MatthewRobertson> Savage is awesome lol
21:23:58 <thefiddler> tisk said i look like bam magera
21:24:15 <steven_> i say krusty the clown without the hat on
21:24:24 <thefiddler> thats it
21:24:30 <Cath^> where's tisk?
21:24:35 <Cath^> hi steven_
21:24:36 <thefiddler> im gona start throwing hooks jabs and crosses
21:24:39 <steven_> hiiiiiiii
21:24:45 <Cath^> lol steven_
21:25:02 <Cath^> cool your jets joel
21:25:02 <steven_> the only jab you will throw is one in breakers bum
21:25:35 <thefiddler> porks is gona get bashed
21:25:52 <steven_> i just chopped up 9 cones mate
21:25:59 <thefiddler> so what
21:26:10 <thefiddler> i just chopped a baby cone.
21:26:12 <steven_> want to watch me smoke them?
21:26:17 <steven_> looooooooooooool
21:26:17 <thefiddler> yea okies
21:26:22 <MatthewRobertson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7xTAnUCLek
21:26:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Macho Man Randy Savage Promo #1: Nothing But Garbage (May 21, 2011) Length: 2:03 - Category: Entertainment - 118,353 views views - 667 likes (98.8%), 8 dislikes (1.2%)
21:27:44 <thefiddler> hahahahahahhahahahahahahahh
21:28:21 <thefiddler> gene oakerland
21:28:29 <MatthewRobertson> MEAN GENE
21:28:54 <MatthewRobertson> The Macho Mannn, yeahhhh
21:29:08 <thefiddler> lmaooo
21:29:14 <steven_> `set keeptopic 0
21:29:14 <thefiddler> i fucken look like that dude
21:29:20 <Cath^> find your miss elizabeth joel lolz
21:29:25 <steven_> `set keeptopic 0
21:29:27 <steven_> `topic
21:29:40 <thefiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkoidwsLXCg
21:29:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dion - The Wanderer - HD - Video - Stereo Sound . (Sep 6, 2012) Length: 2:45 - Category: Music - 1,538,483 views views - 14,606 likes (99%), 145 dislikes (1%)
21:30:13 <thefiddler> cum on dorks pull these cones dipshit get on your cam
21:30:34 <MatthewRobertson> biggest cone clip comp
21:30:55 <steven_> i just pulled one
21:30:56 <steven_> ahah
21:31:09 <thefiddler> pulled the dildo out your anus?
21:31:13 <thefiddler> well done
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21:32:05 <MatthewRobertson> I wanna see some thrumb screwed cones packed and pulled
21:33:22 <thefiddler> i just had a huge toke
21:33:34 <thefiddler> got light headed for a minute there.. all good
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21:34:39 <thefiddler> gona roll a cig
21:35:24 <steven_> lol
21:35:28 <steven_> weak
21:36:00 <thefiddler> will you wear your nerdframes when we box on?
21:37:03 <thefiddler> steefin watches home and away LMAOO
21:37:08 Quit: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) Quit: Colloquy for iPod touch - http://colloquy.mobi
21:37:10 <MatthewRobertson> This guy at work always brags about smoking cones and snorting lines, at a party last week someone brought out a bong and some weed and he didnt even know how to cover the shotty
21:37:15 <thefiddler> retarded show for a retarded bloke
21:37:18 <thefiddler> aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah
21:37:26 <MatthewRobertson> are you two having a boxing match?
21:37:27 <thefiddler> hahahahahahah
21:37:29 <thefiddler> the shotty
21:37:35 <MatthewRobertson> yeah lol
21:37:37 <MatthewRobertson> hes a fool
21:37:39 <MatthewRobertson> he was telling me
21:37:40 <thefiddler> probly spilt the water all over himself
21:37:49 <MatthewRobertson> he snorted 5 lines then went pokemon hunting
21:37:55 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOLLL
21:38:16 <thefiddler> my god i just went to fart and at the last minutes realised it was gona be wet...... bbs toilet
21:38:25 <thefiddler> aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
21:38:27 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLl
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21:41:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h SoupNazi
21:43:19 <thefiddler> CAFF
21:43:30 <thefiddler> cum giv me a big hug n kiss you!
21:44:04 <Cath^> pass
21:44:29 <Cath^> you look like randy...maybe if you looked like roman ;)
21:44:45 <thefiddler> grr
21:44:53 <Cath^> mwhahaha
21:45:23 <thefiddler> ?¿
21:45:33 <thefiddler> so where's yur pick :>?
21:45:38 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOLLLLLL
21:47:04 <Cath^> lol
21:47:07 <Cath^> right
21:47:21 <thefiddler> ahh yes
21:47:24 <MatthewRobertson> hang on Cath^, before you decide on which of us you are doing to date
21:47:29 <thefiddler> one of those invisible pics
21:47:29 <MatthewRobertson> please see my picture
21:47:31 <MatthewRobertson> http://i66.tinypic.com/ddnkeg.png
21:47:51 <thefiddler> ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO
21:47:58 Quit: Reid ([email protected]) Z-Lined
21:47:59 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:48:17 <thefiddler> sarah nicole plummer
21:48:18 <MatthewRobertson> It took quite a few goes to get that photo just right
21:48:23 <MatthewRobertson> LOOLLLL
21:48:25 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
21:48:26 <thefiddler> is that u
21:48:30 <MatthewRobertson> druidess the guy version
21:48:33 <MatthewRobertson> lol no
21:48:38 <thefiddler> didnt think so
21:48:40 <MatthewRobertson> you've seen me
21:48:42 <thefiddler> u got a beard ay mang
21:49:01 <thefiddler> ^5 to facial hair
21:49:27 <Cath^> who is MatthewRobertson ?
21:49:35 <MatthewRobertson> I shaved it all off last week
21:49:36 <Cath^> never seem that nick before
21:49:41 <Cath^> seen
21:49:46 <thefiddler> Matty 'TheMayo' Robbo
21:49:48 <MatthewRobertson> and I looked like a young man again lol
21:50:07 <MatthewRobertson> I got sick of the homeless look but its back again
21:50:14 <thefiddler> lololololol
21:50:39 <Cath^> show me your homeless look
21:51:32 <thefiddler> u hungry tonight caffz?
21:51:55 <Cath^> i'm fed and watered thanks
21:52:22 <thefiddler> o ok
21:52:43 <thefiddler> if u get a bit peckish during the night let me know, i got something you can eat
21:52:58 <Cath^> now i'm scared
21:53:08 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:53:32 <MatthewRobertson> Roman Reigns is in the dog house
21:53:48 <MatthewRobertson> watch for Rollins and Ambrose to take titles on each show now
21:53:57 <thefiddler> yeah
21:54:23 <thefiddler> amrbose and jericho feud was classic
21:54:36 <MatthewRobertson> haha I love Jericho
21:54:42 <thefiddler> hes mad ey
21:54:46 <MatthewRobertson> funny bloke
21:54:48 <thefiddler> you stupid idiot
21:54:56 <thefiddler> calls people stupid idiot
21:54:56 <MatthewRobertson> "drink it in mannnnnnn"
21:54:58 <thefiddler> lmaooooo
21:55:23 <thefiddler> amrbose tore his $15k jacket to shreds
21:55:25 <thefiddler> LMAOOOOOOOO
21:55:29 <MatthewRobertson> hes the only good mic worker they have now
21:55:30 <MatthewRobertson> haha yes
21:55:33 <MatthewRobertson> thats was funny
21:55:38 <MatthewRobertson> you could tell what was going to happen
21:55:49 <MatthewRobertson> Rollins is decent on the mic
21:55:57 <MatthewRobertson> Roman is terrible
21:55:59 <thefiddler> 69 thumbtacks is jerichos skin after asylum match
21:56:06 <MatthewRobertson> lol
21:56:12 <MatthewRobertson> hes a gun for thaking that
21:56:16 <MatthewRobertson> taking*
21:56:24 <thefiddler> enzo and cass are my new favs
21:56:32 <MatthewRobertson> yeah they are entertaining
21:56:43 <MatthewRobertson> American Alpha I think will be next tag champs after New Day
21:56:47 <thefiddler> if i had a penny for everytime i got knocked out........
21:56:51 <MatthewRobertson> lol
21:56:54 <thefiddler> ID HAVE ZERO PENNYS
21:57:10 <MatthewRobertson> i'd have a couple let me tell you lol
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21:58:07 <MatthewRobertson> fillder
21:58:09 <MatthewRobertson> piss is on
21:58:09 <thefiddler> i have 1 penny when his huge fob dropped me with 1 punch
21:58:17 <MatthewRobertson> haha
21:58:19 <thefiddler> i left with my tail between my legs
21:58:20 <MatthewRobertson> fobs hit hard
21:58:24 <MatthewRobertson> haha
21:58:37 <thefiddler> broke my nose
21:59:01 <MatthewRobertson> I got hit in the back of the head at soundwave in 2013
21:59:07 <MatthewRobertson> I had to go home early haha
21:59:16 <thefiddler> ah man
21:59:30 <thefiddler> if i were there i woulda been onto it and smashed him before he got ya
21:59:31 <MatthewRobertson> I work with some fobs
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21:59:38 <thefiddler> but thats just me
21:59:53 <MatthewRobertson> I wasnt even in a fight, i dont know why it happened
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22:00:10 <MatthewRobertson> was prbs just a "look at that weak cunt" then bang
22:00:17 <slinky_J> this The Terminator is so shite
22:00:26 <thefiddler> heh
22:00:51 <MatthewRobertson> which one slinky_J?
22:00:57 <MatthewRobertson> That new one was awesome
22:01:07 <thefiddler> genisys
22:01:13 <MatthewRobertson> yeahhh
22:01:30 <thefiddler> arnie is an ancient relic from a deleted time.. as john connor sais...
22:01:52 <MatthewRobertson> I like how they had old arny vs new arny
22:01:56 <MatthewRobertson> very clever
22:02:09 <thefiddler> old arnie is crud
22:02:13 <MatthewRobertson> amazing they could take the footage from 1985 to 2014 like that
22:02:22 <thefiddler> u seen him in expendables 3??
22:02:31 <MatthewRobertson> old arnie is upposed to be crud i think
22:02:33 <MatthewRobertson> nah i have not
22:02:40 <MatthewRobertson> Is Jason Statham in that one?
22:02:41 <thefiddler> ELDERLY MAN
22:02:43 <MatthewRobertson> He's a gun
22:02:44 <thefiddler> ye
22:02:46 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
22:02:49 <thefiddler> wesley snipes
22:02:54 <MatthewRobertson> Snipes is too?
22:02:56 <MatthewRobertson> ha awesome
22:03:04 <thefiddler> mel gibson
22:03:11 <thefiddler> harrison ford
22:03:16 <MatthewRobertson> I liked Snipes in Demolition Man
22:03:19 <MatthewRobertson> Simon Phoenix
22:03:23 <MatthewRobertson> oh really?
22:03:28 <thefiddler> theyre all in it
22:03:29 <MatthewRobertson> Gibson and Ford?
22:03:32 <MatthewRobertson> nice
22:03:34 <thefiddler> mel is the bad guy
22:03:37 <MatthewRobertson> ill have to download it
22:03:39 <thefiddler> terry crews
22:03:40 <MatthewRobertson> oh nice
22:03:43 <MatthewRobertson> haha
22:03:44 <MatthewRobertson> crews
22:03:53 <MatthewRobertson> that sleaze from white chicks
22:03:56 <MatthewRobertson> hes a funny bloke
22:03:59 <thefiddler> wesley snipes i reckon is the best
22:04:05 <MatthewRobertson> Blade
22:04:11 <MatthewRobertson> Snipes is a great actor
22:04:21 <thefiddler> guy who plays john rambo is main character
22:04:28 <MatthewRobertson> Stallone
22:04:30 <thefiddler> ye
22:04:32 <steven_> wesly got knocked out by tyson
22:04:39 <thefiddler> lmaoo
22:04:40 <MatthewRobertson> He got done for importing a heap of HGH
22:04:43 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOLLL
22:04:48 <MatthewRobertson> is Tyson in it too?
22:04:48 <thefiddler> aaaaaaaaahahaahahahah
22:04:56 <thefiddler> mike tyson?
22:04:59 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:05:01 <steven_> yeah
22:05:03 <thefiddler> nar mang
22:05:10 <steven_> mike tyson knocked him out in realife
22:05:11 <MatthewRobertson> I liked how Couture was in 1
22:05:16 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
22:05:25 <MatthewRobertson> im not suprised mother fucker
22:05:33 <thefiddler> number 3 is off its head
22:05:36 <thefiddler> its madness
22:05:44 <MatthewRobertson> Tyson ko'd Stallone for real?
22:05:49 <steven_> http://thuglifevideos.com/mike-tyson-wesley-snipes/
22:05:58 <MatthewRobertson> oh
22:06:00 <MatthewRobertson> Snipes
22:06:13 <MatthewRobertson> even better
22:06:29 <thefiddler> its funny in the movie they ask why snipes went to jail and he replies .. tax evasion
22:06:35 <thefiddler> which really happened
22:06:42 <MatthewRobertson> it did yes
22:06:51 <MatthewRobertson> Snipes would ko ordinary peeps
22:06:54 <MatthewRobertson> but not Tyson lol
22:07:11 <thefiddler> lolz
22:07:20 <MatthewRobertson> Tyson had dynamite in his hands
22:07:24 <thefiddler> not many ppl would defeat mike
22:07:53 <thefiddler> id run circles around him but other than that yeah hes a solid wall
22:08:01 <MatthewRobertson> steven_ what do you think if Tyson was born 20 years later and trained MMA for a 205 Division
22:08:21 <MatthewRobertson> lol
22:08:29 <MatthewRobertson> i wouldnt run anything around him
22:08:31 <steven_> how good was the drug testing when he was champ ?
22:08:35 <MatthewRobertson> he'd touch me once id be out
22:08:39 <steven_> how good is the drug testing now
22:08:42 <MatthewRobertson> steven_ true lol
22:08:46 <MatthewRobertson> steven_ how about it
22:08:49 <steven_> who knows
22:08:49 <MatthewRobertson> all these upsets
22:08:54 <steven_> yeah
22:08:57 <MatthewRobertson> are they really upsets?
22:09:00 <steven_> robbie took it like a champ
22:09:09 <MatthewRobertson> Robbie did
22:09:16 <MatthewRobertson> he was out so bad lol
22:09:17 <thefiddler> coppin it sweat
22:09:17 <steven_> i think fuck whats his name
22:09:22 <MatthewRobertson> still wanted more
22:09:23 <steven_> woodley
22:09:26 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:09:27 <steven_> he is on roids
22:09:31 <MatthewRobertson> Woodley flat lined him
22:09:32 <steven_> haha for snizzle
22:09:33 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:09:37 <MatthewRobertson> he has that HGH look
22:09:48 <MatthewRobertson> wait a few more days and drug tests will be out
22:10:12 <thefiddler> mike T and 2pac were tight homies
22:10:12 <steven_> lawler may just get it back once more
22:10:35 <thefiddler> jerry lawler
22:10:40 <MatthewRobertson> Everyone is now saying 'Lawler was never that good' I'm like "fuck off he wasnt / isn't"
22:10:44 <steven_> hahahaahahahahhaa
22:10:46 <steven_> bullshit
22:10:52 <MatthewRobertson> no shit
22:10:52 <steven_> the most exciting fighter in the ufc
22:10:56 <MatthewRobertson> best champ
22:10:57 <MatthewRobertson> yes
22:10:58 <steven_> him and hunt
22:11:24 <steven_> not many good people left
22:11:30 <MatthewRobertson> My fav fight this year though, you might agree, that Ferguson fight vs Vanatna
22:11:41 <steven_> mmmmmmm
22:11:51 <MatthewRobertson> I loved that fight
22:12:22 <steven_> was lawler mcdonald this yr ?
22:12:26 <MatthewRobertson> nah
22:12:28 <MatthewRobertson> last year
22:12:33 <MatthewRobertson> that was the best
22:12:38 <MatthewRobertson> top 5 for me
22:12:40 <MatthewRobertson> of all time
22:12:50 <steven_> hendricks the cheat
22:12:54 <MatthewRobertson> haha
22:12:55 <steven_> pierre was right
22:13:00 <MatthewRobertson> did you see him on the scales?
22:13:03 <steven_> yeah
22:13:04 <steven_> ahahahahah
22:13:07 <steven_> he is fucked
22:13:08 <MatthewRobertson> he was shaking like a leaf
22:13:10 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOLLLLLLL
22:13:23 <steven_> after that ultimate fight beat him
22:13:27 <steven_> he was like
22:13:28 <MatthewRobertson> his team said "he was nervous" more like he cant take the weight cut without peds
22:13:33 <steven_> 'you can come train with me'
22:13:41 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
22:13:42 <steven_> i was thinking why would he want to he just whooped your arse
22:14:07 <thefiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TExynsDMiS0
22:14:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - The Uppercut (Loyal To The Game) (Jul 16, 2010) Length: 3:50 - Category: Music - 147,446 views views - 1,063 likes (96.3%), 41 dislikes (3.7%)
22:14:14 <thefiddler> 2pacs song with mike T
22:14:18 <MatthewRobertson> Hendricks is so done lol
22:14:21 <steven_> i dont see woodly keeping the belt
22:14:26 <MatthewRobertson> no way man
22:14:32 <MatthewRobertson> GSP is asking for him
22:14:42 <MatthewRobertson> wonderboy is a terrible match up for him
22:14:44 <steven_> gsp will get knocked out
22:14:52 <MatthewRobertson> and woodley is asking for Diaz
22:15:03 <MatthewRobertson> Lawler wins a rematch
22:15:07 <steven_> yeah
22:15:17 <steven_> lawler would fight smarter
22:15:22 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:15:49 <steven_> he thought he could glide and not take asmuch damage
22:15:53 <MatthewRobertson> Woodley prbs has the heaviest hands in WW, but like look at the Rory fight against Tryon
22:15:56 <MatthewRobertson> cant take pressure
22:15:59 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:16:02 <MatthewRobertson> thats what he though
22:16:04 <MatthewRobertson> got caught
22:16:06 <MatthewRobertson> hard too
22:16:09 <steven_> yeah
22:16:13 <steven_> woodly jumped into it
22:16:21 <steven_> got him good knocked him out
22:16:22 <MatthewRobertson> woodly had a better game plan
22:16:23 <steven_> followed up
22:16:26 <steven_> game over
22:16:37 <steven_> woodley had to win in the first 2 rounds
22:16:42 <steven_> otherwise it was gameover
22:16:43 <MatthewRobertson> yes
22:16:45 <MatthewRobertson> otherwise
22:16:46 <steven_> he done it in the first props
22:16:47 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:16:52 <MatthewRobertson> he would have been fucked up
22:17:04 <steven_> some shit cunt will take it now
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22:17:15 <MatthewRobertson> he would have gassed for a long and painful tko
22:17:19 <MatthewRobertson> haha
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22:17:37 <MatthewRobertson> Ellenberger beat Matt Brown too
22:17:39 <thefiddler> another wet fart nearly suprised me. bbs
22:17:41 <MatthewRobertson> that was a nice body kick
22:17:41 <steven_> haha
22:17:48 <steven_> ellenberger looked shit even tho he won
22:17:48 <MatthewRobertson> again
22:17:52 <MatthewRobertson> fav loses
22:17:52 <MatthewRobertson> ha
22:17:53 <MatthewRobertson> true
22:17:54 <steven_> he was almost finished
22:17:55 <MatthewRobertson> he was gassing
22:17:58 <steven_> he almost give up
22:18:03 <steven_> in the 1st
22:18:04 <steven_> hahahaa
22:18:08 <MatthewRobertson> yes lol
22:18:10 <steven_> shocking man
22:18:14 <MatthewRobertson> Ellenberger used to be suck a force too
22:18:18 <steven_> omg
22:18:22 <MatthewRobertson> I loved it when he ko'd Sheilds
22:18:27 <steven_> he could ko anyone
22:18:28 <MatthewRobertson> such*
22:18:30 <MatthewRobertson> yes
22:18:34 <steven_> now
22:18:35 <MatthewRobertson> the real Juggernaught
22:18:38 <MatthewRobertson> hes done
22:18:41 <steven_> poo
22:18:45 <steven_> roids maybe again
22:18:50 <MatthewRobertson> for sure
22:18:55 <steven_> jones
22:18:59 <steven_> lol
22:19:01 <MatthewRobertson> he used to be a bigger WW, now hes a smaller one
22:19:02 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:19:04 <MatthewRobertson> Jones lol
22:19:06 <steven_> silva
22:19:09 <MatthewRobertson> same shit as Brock
22:19:10 <MatthewRobertson> yes
22:19:11 <MatthewRobertson> Silva
22:19:13 <steven_> aldo is finished
22:19:18 <MatthewRobertson> so many
22:19:18 <steven_> well
22:19:20 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:19:25 <steven_> his big streak
22:19:32 <MatthewRobertson> Chad Mendes done too
22:19:34 <steven_> loses in 13seconds after new testing
22:19:37 <steven_> hahah
22:19:38 <MatthewRobertson> blamed it on skin clean
22:19:38 <MatthewRobertson> lol
22:19:43 <MatthewRobertson> indeed
22:19:43 <steven_> yeah
22:19:47 <MatthewRobertson> doesnt add up
22:19:49 <MatthewRobertson> well it does
22:19:49 Kick: MatthewRobertson was kicked by bios (flood)
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22:20:06 <MatthewRobertson> so many cheats exposed
22:20:08 <steven_> when they get caught
22:20:11 <MatthewRobertson> Diaz brothers were right
22:20:15 <MatthewRobertson> everyone is on something
22:20:18 <steven_> they get a chance to tell them what they get
22:20:27 <steven_> if the fighter tells them what they took
22:20:30 <MatthewRobertson> Even Machida is suspended
22:20:33 <steven_> they get a lighter sentence
22:20:34 <steven_> yea
22:20:36 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:20:39 <MatthewRobertson> thats t
22:20:41 <steven_> you seen the same video
22:20:42 <MatthewRobertson> ala machida
22:20:42 <steven_> ahaha
22:21:11 <MatthewRobertson> There will be more
22:21:12 <steven_> 'steriods for your chin'
22:21:22 <steven_> belfort
22:21:25 <MatthewRobertson> lol
22:21:27 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:21:31 <MatthewRobertson> Overeem
22:21:39 <steven_> overeem will beat stipe
22:21:45 <MatthewRobertson> Jacare is clearly on something
22:21:45 <thefiddler> back
22:21:48 <steven_> did you see struve knockout stipe ?
22:21:55 <MatthewRobertson> Overeem with his new gameplan will win
22:21:57 <MatthewRobertson> yeahhhhh
22:22:00 <MatthewRobertson> but that was 2011
22:22:07 <MatthewRobertson> that was when Ellenberger was ko'ing peeps
22:22:20 <MatthewRobertson> Still
22:22:30 <MatthewRobertson> not many getko'd by a struve lol
22:22:31 <steven_> you think struve could do it again ?
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22:22:47 <MatthewRobertson> No
22:22:49 <thefiddler> wonder what bruce-lee's win/losses would bein the octogon if he were a competitor
22:22:53 <MatthewRobertson> Stipe has improved a heap
22:23:11 <MatthewRobertson> heavy hands and that wrestling and pressure
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22:23:47 <MatthewRobertson> Im not sure what Reem will do, go for a quick ko, or play it like he did with JDS
22:23:54 <MatthewRobertson> JDS
22:23:56 <MatthewRobertson> another one done
22:24:08 <MatthewRobertson> Renan Barao
22:24:11 <thefiddler> u wanna see an aweomse fight
22:24:31 <thefiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upwyWKzozII
22:24:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ip Man Wing Chun Against 10 Karate Black Belts (Feb 21, 2011) Length: 2:45 - Category: Gaming - 1,988,433 views views - 5,907 likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%)
22:24:38 <thefiddler> thats how we fucken get down
22:24:47 <thefiddler> this fight is epic
22:25:22 <thefiddler> A hard Wing Chun demonstration from the terrific movie Ip Man (2008) loosely based on the life of Grandmaster Yip Man, the well-known master of Wing Chun (or Wing Tsun/Ving Tsun) fighting style and the teacher of Bruce Lee.
22:25:28 <MatthewRobertson> Melendez
22:25:32 <MatthewRobertson> Frank Mir
22:25:35 <MatthewRobertson> all caught
22:25:48 <MatthewRobertson> fuck
22:25:50 <MatthewRobertson> Pettis
22:26:04 <MatthewRobertson> dos anjos
22:26:27 <MatthewRobertson> IP Man is cool huh, thefiddler?
22:26:32 <MatthewRobertson> number 3 is out now
22:27:28 <thefiddler> yea boy
22:27:42 <thefiddler> hed be way to fast for tyson
22:27:55 <thefiddler> and hit like a brick shithouse
22:30:05 <slinky_J> lol
22:30:16 <slinky_J> mike tyson?
22:32:41 <thefiddler> nope
22:32:50 <thefiddler> larry ender
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22:34:15 <slinky_J> you cant put wing chun vs heavy weight boxer
22:34:26 <thefiddler> okies
22:34:37 <thefiddler> wat about bert newton
22:35:18 <MatthewRobertson> fiddler
22:35:20 <MatthewRobertson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PQH65dx4iE
22:35:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Greatest kick in UFC history - Edson Barboza vs Terry Etim (Jan 11, 2014) Length: 0:23 - Category: People & Blogs - 87,047 views views - likes (89.9%), 16 dislikes (10.1%)
22:35:31 <MatthewRobertson> that my fav ufc ko
22:35:43 <thefiddler> k ill have a gander
22:36:08 <thefiddler> snap kicked
22:36:12 <thefiddler> lmao
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22:36:24 <MatthewRobertson> stiff as a board lol
22:36:33 <thefiddler> that caught him right on the bridge of the nose
22:36:39 <thefiddler> must have been broken
22:37:15 <thefiddler> i like the fight that kimbo slice got knocked out in 20 seconds
22:37:22 <MatthewRobertson> LooOLLLLLL
22:37:26 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:37:37 <MatthewRobertson> that pretty much destoryed that company
22:37:53 <slinky_J> i dling Behind Enemy Lines 1080p
22:38:03 <slinky_J> wonder if i should trade xbox in for xbox one S
22:38:12 <slinky_J> didnt know it was out til few mins ago :o
22:38:23 <MatthewRobertson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6ilMpq8hQ
22:38:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kimbo Slice gets knocked out in seconds!!! (Jun 11, 2013) Length: 1:27 - Category: People & Blogs - 4,849,371 views views - likes (82.5%), 1,104 dislikes (17.5%)
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22:38:37 <thefiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzZj3Alof_8
22:38:38 <MatthewRobertson> slinky_J wait for the newer one again
22:38:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kimbo Slice vs Seth Petruzelli *SLOW MOTION* Knockout (Oct 5, 2008) Length: 0:42 - Category: Sports - 42,630 views views - 33 likes (82.5%), 7 dislikes (17.5%)
22:38:43 <MatthewRobertson> scorpio
22:38:45 <MatthewRobertson> yes
22:38:49 <thefiddler> 20 second fight
22:38:50 <MatthewRobertson> thats the one thefiddler
22:39:10 <slinky_J> the newer one?
22:39:18 <slinky_J> this is the new one
22:39:24 <thefiddler> sux kimbo is dead now
22:39:25 <slinky_J> 4k xbox one
22:39:38 <MatthewRobertson> ohh
22:39:43 <MatthewRobertson> that one has 4k also?
22:39:44 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
22:39:46 <MatthewRobertson> trade in
22:39:49 <slinky_J> mm
22:40:02 <slinky_J> then i can get 4k blurays!
22:40:10 <MatthewRobertson> thefiddler they booked that match as is kimbo would win in seconds
22:40:53 <thefiddler> yea
22:40:58 <MatthewRobertson> Kurt Pellegrino or however you spell it is a gun though
22:41:02 <thefiddler> seth is from a karate background
22:41:07 <MatthewRobertson> he was in the ufc before it was main stream
22:41:08 <MatthewRobertson> yes
22:41:17 <MatthewRobertson> Seth was on the Ultimate Fighter
22:41:18 <thefiddler> :] good choice of martial art imo
22:41:25 <MatthewRobertson> very experienced vs a street fighter
22:42:24 <MatthewRobertson> Heres a karate kick
22:42:25 <MatthewRobertson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_JMkptIuko
22:42:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crane Kick KO (Real Time) (720p) (Nov 19, 2012) Length: 0:24 - Category: Entertainment - 183,097 views views - 347 likes (94.8%), 19 dislikes (5.2%)
22:42:31 <thefiddler> lemme c
22:42:32 <MatthewRobertson> Machida Ko'd Courture
22:42:44 <MatthewRobertson> knocked out 4 teeth lol
22:42:49 <thefiddler> lolzz
22:42:55 <thefiddler> front kick on the button
22:43:22 <MatthewRobertson> lol yep
22:43:27 <MatthewRobertson> very nice crane kick
22:43:32 <MatthewRobertson> karate kid style
22:43:39 <thefiddler> crane
22:43:41 <thefiddler> wat eva
22:44:13 <MatthewRobertson> oh same thing lol
22:45:06 <thefiddler> :>
22:45:35 <MatthewRobertson> thats the kind of thing temby needs
22:45:42 <MatthewRobertson> a front kick to the moosh
22:46:18 <thefiddler> lololol
22:46:29 <thefiddler> stevies booted off to dream land
22:46:52 <thefiddler> workin tomorrow roberto??
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22:49:37 <thetiddler> think i might terrorise undernet for a while
22:49:43 <thetiddler> seems a goer 2 me
22:52:01 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOLLLL
22:55:11 <thetiddler> i went on as ElmaFlood
22:55:25 <thetiddler> hahahah and gave em a royal bumjacking
22:55:44 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOLLLL
22:55:46 <MatthewRobertson> royal
22:57:37 <thetiddler> yerp
22:58:14 <MatthewRobertson> Dead Island still has 9 hours to download
22:58:21 <MatthewRobertson> must be congested psn tonight
22:58:31 <thetiddler> yeah mad game
22:58:43 <thetiddler> get a chainsaw brus
22:58:48 <thetiddler> lolol
22:58:53 <MatthewRobertson> hack em up
22:59:00 <MatthewRobertson> Dead Island 3 is coming this year
22:59:04 <MatthewRobertson> might be worth the buy
22:59:10 <thetiddler> ill get it fo sure
22:59:13 <MatthewRobertson> 2 sorry
22:59:21 <thetiddler> i have a passion for zombie games
22:59:35 <thetiddler> i finished all the resident evil games on ps1 n 2
22:59:36 <MatthewRobertson> It'll be surely better than Dying Light and that was awesome
22:59:39 <MatthewRobertson> ahhhh
22:59:44 <MatthewRobertson> RE 7 is next year
22:59:48 <MatthewRobertson> or late this year
22:59:51 <thetiddler> helll yea
22:59:57 <thetiddler> be gettin dat
23:00:06 <MatthewRobertson> It has the Virtual Reality compat too
23:00:18 <thetiddler> O.O
23:00:23 <MatthewRobertson> yeah
23:00:25 <MatthewRobertson> looks nice
23:00:49 <thetiddler> the first few RE games were very tricky with their puzzles
23:01:18 <MatthewRobertson> I'm getting 1400 dollars from my work for employing my friend at my workplace in october, I'll use 600of it for the VR head set
23:01:21 <MatthewRobertson> yes
23:01:24 <MatthewRobertson> very puzzles
23:01:27 <MatthewRobertson> hard
23:01:50 <thetiddler> i got the cold magnum.. 1 shot blows the head off
23:01:56 <MatthewRobertson> nice
23:01:59 <thetiddler> that was good gun
23:02:02 <thetiddler> colt*
23:02:25 <MatthewRobertson> magnums do great damage in all games haha
23:02:35 <amelia> kunnybunny is matty your new friend
23:02:36 <MatthewRobertson> I remember the golden Magnun on goldeneye
23:03:15 <MatthewRobertson> We have been 'good friendss' for a long time
23:03:16 <thetiddler> yea
23:03:19 <thetiddler> golden gun
23:03:21 <thetiddler> 1 shot kill
23:03:45 <thetiddler> Turok was aiight game
23:03:45 <amelia> gosh jus a couple of wooly woofta poofta gutz
23:03:53 <thetiddler> dinosaurs n shat
23:04:10 <MatthewRobertson> I am a wooly woofta
23:04:29 <thetiddler> melies
23:04:31 <MatthewRobertson> Turok was okay
23:04:34 <MatthewRobertson> yes
23:04:35 <MatthewRobertson> melies
23:04:38 <MatthewRobertson> tt'z out
23:04:41 <MatthewRobertson> pear shaped
23:04:42 <MatthewRobertson> etc
23:04:52 <thetiddler> present your butt with a pretty bow tie around it
23:04:54 <amelia> eggplantz
23:04:59 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOLLL
23:05:20 <thetiddler> :>
23:05:42 <MatthewRobertson> thetiddler do a rap about melies
23:06:01 <thetiddler> how cool was mario kart
23:06:35 <thetiddler> no wraps bout melies im done n dusted for wraps
23:07:05 <amelia> cmon babycakes you did one bout slinky
23:07:08 <amelia> where's mine
23:07:14 <thetiddler> was it any good
23:07:20 <thetiddler> dont remember
23:07:21 <amelia> no fish n chip pic & now no melies wraps
23:07:27 <amelia> worst bf ever.
23:07:58 <thetiddler> bf?¿
23:08:20 <thetiddler> meth junkie scum more like it
23:09:16 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOLLLL
23:09:38 <slinky_J> "Just tried it on the spider, don't bother it doesn't work pretty much got gang banged."
23:09:38 <amelia> that too
23:09:44 <slinky_J> I love gamers
23:09:48 <MatthewRobertson> amelia my friend almost had a catfish type experience
23:09:55 <thetiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow
23:09:59 <amelia> WHAT!!
23:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again (Official Video) (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:12 - Category: Music - 103,968,551 views views - 274,372 likes (95.7%), 12,299 dislikes (4.3%)
23:10:02 <slinky_J> best comments ever are made by gamers
23:10:02 <amelia> tell me the story
23:10:08 <thetiddler> im listening to the best tunes tonight!
23:10:08 <MatthewRobertson> I dont know why, she is hot but she joined tinder
23:10:20 <MatthewRobertson> anyways
23:10:27 <MatthewRobertson> shes pasting all these convos to me
23:10:31 <MatthewRobertson> of her with these men
23:10:41 <MatthewRobertson> im like show me their profiles
23:10:45 <MatthewRobertson> and these blokes
23:10:56 <MatthewRobertson> man, they were like model material
23:11:08 <MatthewRobertson> so I i summoned my inner max and nev
23:11:15 <amelia> ahahahahaa
23:11:15 <MatthewRobertson> and i did some reverse google images
23:11:23 <MatthewRobertson> and well
23:11:23 <amelia> get your lil hand held out
23:11:31 <MatthewRobertson> Bachelor of th year
23:11:36 <amelia> oh snap!
23:11:38 <MatthewRobertson> cfa calenders etc
23:11:47 <amelia> did your friend not have any idea
23:11:56 <MatthewRobertson> im like "i hate to tell you this but...."
23:12:00 <MatthewRobertson> she didnt know
23:12:02 <MatthewRobertson> shes young
23:12:11 <amelia> and what was the goal of these guys?
23:12:12 <MatthewRobertson> and hasnt seen this stuff before haha
23:12:34 <amelia> so weird for that to happen on tinder
23:12:43 <MatthewRobertson> Well she likes very tall men, with a nice short haircut and rough facial hair
23:12:49 <MatthewRobertson> and shr has trouble finding them
23:12:53 <amelia> did they think she would jus talk to them forever
23:12:54 <MatthewRobertson> so she went to tinder
23:13:01 <amelia> and not wanna meet
23:13:03 <MatthewRobertson> oh
23:13:06 <MatthewRobertson> she wanted to meet
23:13:13 <amelia> thats wot i mean
23:13:24 <amelia> but they wouldn't have cos its not really them?
23:13:31 <MatthewRobertson> exactly
23:13:34 <amelia> or were they trying to scam
23:13:37 <amelia> for $$
23:13:44 <MatthewRobertson> Well I think its girls
23:13:47 <MatthewRobertson> posing as guys
23:13:59 <MatthewRobertson> like bitchy ones looking for enemys etc
23:14:16 <amelia> probably fatties hating on the hotties
23:14:22 <MatthewRobertson> She has now taken her profile down is now hunting irl lol
23:14:24 <MatthewRobertson> lol
23:14:25 <MatthewRobertson> yep
23:14:28 <thetiddler> melies the sweet candy blondie needs a manly man who can flow like oceans n blow loads like no tomorrow on her pretty face, and work her body slowly until im jerkin off and fillin up my... (dont know anything that rhymes atm)
23:14:33 <amelia> girls like Jenn
23:14:45 <thetiddler> kekeke
23:14:56 <amelia> gosh blowin loads ey
23:14:59 <MatthewRobertson> she almost got a royal gowching via tinger yes
23:15:08 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHA
23:15:16 <MatthewRobertson> tinder soryr
23:15:22 <amelia> lucky she has you
23:15:38 <MatthewRobertson> ha she is
23:15:42 <MatthewRobertson> I feel sorry for her
23:15:42 <thetiddler> thats it
23:15:45 <amelia> if she hot why you not go for her
23:15:54 <MatthewRobertson> she was messaging me sms
23:15:55 <amelia> she's hot, she will be ok
23:15:55 <thetiddler> i quit this rapping business its a dead end
23:16:04 <MatthewRobertson> "OMG JT I'M IN LOVE"
23:16:13 <amelia> awwwwww
23:16:18 <amelia> silly lil dumbass
23:16:34 <MatthewRobertson> oh me and her, its like shes my lil sister
23:16:53 <amelia> i don't believe that
23:16:54 <MatthewRobertson> we went out together a few times but you know when its like, i dont want to lose that bond as in sis bro thing
23:16:59 <MatthewRobertson> nah
23:17:05 <MatthewRobertson> she will be fine though
23:17:09 <amelia> you think you have no chance with her?
23:17:17 <MatthewRobertson> hahaha no no
23:17:29 <amelia> i don't believe that dont want to lose the friendship shit
23:17:44 <amelia> the best relationships come from friendships
23:17:50 <MatthewRobertson> yeah i know that too
23:17:53 <thetiddler> aint nuthin but a heart ache, aint nufin but a mistake
23:17:54 <amelia> always worth the risk
23:17:54 <MatthewRobertson> I just dont feel it
23:18:01 <MatthewRobertson> yeah i know i know
23:18:05 <amelia> if it fails oh well both move on
23:18:49 <amelia> if shes hot n cool then theres diff some other reason why you not goin for it
23:18:53 <thetiddler> i could do parody's of other songs
23:18:56 <MatthewRobertson> Do you still have your bf type thing?
23:18:57 <thetiddler> that could be comical
23:18:58 <amelia> im onto you
23:19:04 <MatthewRobertson> lol
23:19:04 <amelia> no i been proper single for ages
23:19:07 <MatthewRobertson> you are into nothing
23:19:21 <MatthewRobertson> I had another curry
23:19:30 <amelia> you love the curries
23:19:34 <MatthewRobertson> for 7 weeks or 8 weeks
23:19:38 <amelia> wot happened to dis one
23:19:45 <MatthewRobertson> I know its like when you go black you dont go back
23:19:48 <thetiddler> i luv me a curry bitch
23:19:51 <MatthewRobertson> almost the same thing as last time
23:19:51 <amelia> ahahahahaha
23:19:58 <amelia> they are very pretty tho
23:20:08 <MatthewRobertson> tell me about it
23:20:08 <amelia> seriously? How fuckin strict are their families
23:20:15 <amelia> they live in aus for fuck sake
23:20:18 <MatthewRobertson> I didnt know
23:20:27 <slinky_J> ew
23:20:31 <MatthewRobertson> This one 'Jaspreet' i think its spelt
23:20:32 <slinky_J> curries
23:20:34 <MatthewRobertson> she was more
23:20:37 <MatthewRobertson> curry
23:20:39 <MatthewRobertson> than the last
23:20:43 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
23:20:48 <amelia> Mandeep
23:20:50 <MatthewRobertson> if you know what i mean?
23:20:52 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOLLL
23:20:53 <slinky_J> yuck
23:20:54 <MatthewRobertson> Manisha
23:20:59 <slinky_J> traitor to white race
23:21:10 <amelia> Singh
23:21:13 <amelia> Bhajan
23:21:14 <MatthewRobertson> yes
23:21:17 <amelia> Pritem
23:21:18 <MatthewRobertson> Habajan
23:21:22 <MatthewRobertson> Priya
23:21:24 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAA
23:21:28 <amelia> Preeti
23:21:45 <MatthewRobertson> So I'm thinking of branching out for a Sri Lanken this time
23:21:49 <MatthewRobertson> jk
23:21:56 <thetiddler> i need sum shakira in my bed
23:22:02 <amelia> AHAHAHA
23:22:11 <amelia> not a fan of Caucasian?
23:22:22 <MatthewRobertson> oh no I am a fan of all lol
23:22:27 <thetiddler> shes prhyme
23:22:53 <amelia> now you back to single again
23:23:03 <MatthewRobertson> Where I live is so multi cultural though, so there is opportunity to sample a wide variety
23:23:13 <thetiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRHyjj34ZE
23:23:17 <amelia> ohhh bit of a tasting platter
23:23:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shakira - Whenever, Wherever (Oct 3, 2009) Length: 3:17 - Category: Music - 296,798,155 views views - 649,552 likes (95%), 34,406 dislikes (5%)
23:23:22 <MatthewRobertson> yes
23:23:30 <amelia> get ya finger in all them pies
23:23:45 <MatthewRobertson> haha I just want a stable gf
23:23:48 <MatthewRobertson> but yes
23:23:56 <MatthewRobertson> all the pies
23:24:02 <amelia> is Jessica taken?
23:24:10 <MatthewRobertson> well
23:24:16 <MatthewRobertson> she actually turned out to be a guy!
23:24:30 <MatthewRobertson> i was crushed
23:24:38 <MatthewRobertson> no longer the pill taking couple
23:25:10 <slinky_J> you liked a chick that turned out to be a guy?
23:25:16 <amelia> AAHHAHAHAHA
23:25:20 <MatthewRobertson> yes slinky_J
23:25:25 <slinky_J> like before you knew them or after
23:25:26 <MatthewRobertson> it was a pre op TS
23:25:28 <amelia> bloody Jesse after all that
23:25:37 <slinky_J> like irl you could not tell
23:25:46 <MatthewRobertson> slinky_J I had no idea
23:25:50 <slinky_J> coulda still fucked them
23:25:50 <slinky_J> ;)
23:25:55 <MatthewRobertson> lol
23:26:03 <slinky_J> lels
23:26:11 <thetiddler> lucky my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
23:26:17 <thetiddler> :O
23:26:43 <amelia> ahahahahahahhaahhaa kunnybunny
23:27:34 <thetiddler> whats funny
23:28:17 <thetiddler> dorks is bumjacking kickett
23:28:37 <thetiddler> -.-
23:28:48 <MatthewRobertson> 25 mins for dead island now thetiddler
23:28:53 <MatthewRobertson> psn is working props again
23:28:58 <thetiddler> good going
23:29:14 <thetiddler> yeah someone sabotaged my cord
23:29:17 <slinky_J> fuuucckk psn
23:29:22 <MatthewRobertson> bastards
23:29:39 <MatthewRobertson> thetiddler it could have been GoldSpade
23:30:04 <thetiddler> i like leading the battlefront pack and rolling 4 dudes in a row before they even know whats going on
23:30:12 <thetiddler> aaaaaaaaaaLOLOLOLOLOLOL
23:30:17 <MatthewRobertson> That guys messaged me when I was using a neutral gender nickname and was telling me about his alien abduction lol
23:30:35 <thetiddler> i have been obducted by aliens man
23:30:44 <MatthewRobertson> oh?
23:30:46 <MatthewRobertson> do tell
23:30:46 <thetiddler> i was on acid trips
23:30:50 <MatthewRobertson> ahhh
23:31:07 <thetiddler> and this flying thing came over me walking home on a long dark road
23:31:25 <MatthewRobertson> a ufo
23:32:01 <thetiddler> beamed me up and all shit.... probed my anus and didnt remove it before they beamed me back down
23:32:07 <slinky_J> LMAO
23:32:24 <slinky_J> battlefront
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23:33:41 <thetiddler> seeya meliaaaa
23:33:51 <thetiddler> lasted longer than that sharni rat
23:35:52 <slinky_J> get Bloodborne thetiddler
23:36:26 <thetiddler> y
23:36:55 <slinky_J> bcoz its good
23:37:10 <thetiddler> otay ill have a gander
23:37:13 <slinky_J> it was game of the year
23:37:51 <slinky_J> game of the year edition is preddy cheap
23:37:59 <thetiddler> trash
23:38:11 <thetiddler> looks like a nintendo 64 game
23:38:43 <thetiddler> jus kiddin pussnuts
23:38:49 <thetiddler> it could be okies
23:38:57 <slinky_J> lol
23:38:58 <thetiddler> i dont mind medieval type gamez
23:39:37 <slinky_J> its not medieval like souls
23:39:43 <thetiddler> o ok
23:41:02 <thetiddler> jon gets beamed up... lucky arsehole doesnt get probed...
23:41:12 <thetiddler> cus they didnt have one large enough
23:41:15 <thetiddler> AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
23:42:35 <thetiddler> im gona have a cone n boot off
23:45:35 <MatthewRobertson> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:45:42 <MatthewRobertson> "Beam me up scotty"
23:46:12 <thetiddler> yerp
23:46:18 <thetiddler> thats the 1 roberto
23:47:05 <thetiddler> have a good night or morning you boring fuckarses.
23:47:07 <thetiddler> seeta
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