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03:14:47 <steven> one of the boys
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08:19:48 <spartan_> underpants a hoy hoy
08:25:04 <spartan_> steven
08:25:09 <spartan_> mornin m8
08:45:59 <spartan_> steven bitchass
08:49:39 <spartan_> stinky underpants
08:57:14 <spartan_> i hear even the smaller G's be dippin chevy impala's while flossin they gold D's
09:00:36 <spartan_> testicles smell
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09:22:12 * devilsreject mixes poo & wee together
09:46:12 <devilsreject> hungry jax
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10:10:46 <devilsreject> <BlackDevil> the stench when another man farts for me is arrousing
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13:23:18 <steven> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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14:10:50 <devilsreject> gday underpants men
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14:31:39 <bail> write a tight wrap, n mentally snap, in a rental vehicle, lyrical ventilator, physical skin penetrator, pullin pins on grenades, till im full n finished with females, tales from the crypt, bail from court witha blunt lit, sail my own ship and flip bars alone, slip into mad fabrics, tear the skin bad like mavericks, share unfinished raps and ballistics, cannibalistic missfit frost bitten cute as kitten fantastic automatic speratic spectacular with m
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14:49:12 <bail> suck blood like dracular from behind the macula, spastic plastic niggas get blown with plastique explosives, track masters back with text n roasting lines displayed, boasting n toasting this shit daily while coasting n toking illicit drug smoke, amongst the top rung impressive tongue blessed n free fallin like a bungee jump, or crawlin through a shall of tall rose thorns
14:49:44 <bail> yaaa
14:49:50 <bail> i still got it ><
14:55:37 <sandman> bail
14:59:29 <bail> ?
14:59:49 <sandman> sweet gowchi
14:59:51 <sandman> sweet gowchi pie
15:00:37 <bail> lolz
15:00:41 <bail> -,-
15:00:47 <bail> give me a slice
15:00:50 <bail> :}
15:09:23 * sandman gives bail a slice of gowch
15:09:41 <bail> sheers
15:09:45 <bail> cheers budda
15:09:49 <bail> :}
15:10:15 <bail> i perved on the duty solicitor
15:10:36 <bail> she pulled one of those 'ur gona check this weather u want 2 or not' moves
15:11:42 * bail slaps sandman with Ozzy Osbourne
15:12:48 <sandman> hehehehehee
15:12:55 <sandman> ur a phaggoy
15:13:20 <sandman> faggot man faggot man
15:13:23 <sandman> faggot man faggot man
15:13:24 <sandman> faggot man faggot man
15:14:06 * bail forgets sandman in the desert. awww
15:14:06 <BlackDevil> sandman, the faggot man
15:14:24 * bail throws a playstation at BlackDevil
15:15:05 <BlackDevil> thanks
15:15:33 <Glenn> That was probably the best compliment he'd received all day! :)
15:15:50 <bail> its a Ps1
15:15:52 <bail> u can have it
15:15:56 <bail> bitchnigger
15:16:17 <bail> i think the people in court knew i was on ice
15:16:29 <bail> my eyes were like fucken overcoat buttons
15:16:42 <BlackDevil> you should of finished the injection
15:17:02 <bail> injection????
15:17:10 <BlackDevil> of your drug
15:17:15 <bail> ??
15:17:20 <bail> im a smoker
15:17:30 <Glenn> Why be half arsed about the dose...?
15:17:34 <bail> :}-~
15:17:49 <bail> i cant even get a blood test
15:17:53 <bail> i scared of needles
15:18:34 <BlackDevil> snort
15:18:36 <BlackDevil> whatever
15:19:06 <BlackDevil> smoke
15:19:52 <bail> dont snort anything m8
15:20:04 <bail> ?¿
15:20:33 <Glenn> A couple of lines will clear the nose...
15:20:42 <bail> real bad boys killers leave them gats smokin
15:21:00 <Glenn> ...and give you a whole new look on life.
15:21:15 <bail> lmao
15:21:39 <bail> u give my wraps 8/10 maybe 9/10
15:21:46 <bail> ? :}
15:21:53 <bail> yr 9 dropout
15:22:05 <sandman> hahahahaha
15:22:05 <bail> {:
15:22:07 <sandman> bail
15:22:10 <sandman> you out on bail cunt?
15:22:15 <bail> yer budda
15:22:17 <sandman> sweet gowchi
15:22:32 <bail> u gona lick amelia's boobz?
15:22:46 <sandman> hehehehehe
15:22:50 <sandman> only sweet gowchi for me
15:23:01 <sandman> I have no interest in mellie big tt'z
15:23:06 <sandman> only sweet gowchi pie
15:23:28 <sandman> royal gowch
15:23:32 * bail beautifies sandman with some knuckle duster imprints
15:30:24 <sandman> LOL
15:30:44 <sandman> send you to jail mate
15:30:46 <sandman> LOL
15:31:03 <sandman> we got ya right where we want ya
15:31:13 <sandman> me and melies are planning on sending you straight to hell
15:31:17 <sandman> hehehheeh
15:31:24 <bail> mad
15:31:28 <bail> fgt
15:31:31 <sandman> me and mellies
15:32:04 <bail> u couldnt hurt a new born kitten let a alone me loserrr
15:35:48 <sandman> me and mellies
15:35:50 <sandman> gonna get ya!
15:35:54 <sandman> we gonna get ya!!!
15:39:21 <sandman> ya hear me!?
15:39:27 <bail> this aint written, but i claim to slay wordplay without delay dismount other MC's everyday, cus im cleaver on another level, shovelin pebbles in the pipe, rough livin is my type, bustin shit on internet irc online, desintergrate n shed skin like a python, lead to believe my style is wrong, but you'll be crying by the end of my first song
15:39:28 <sandman> WEEEE GONNNNAA GET YAAAA1
15:41:10 <sandman> WEEEE GONNNNAA GET YAAAA1
15:43:26 <sandman> bail
15:43:29 <sandman> you worried?
15:43:52 <bail> sandman, stand on my land ill cut ya hands off, n demand your cash n stash, left with gashes and arrested for endless stab wounds, skeleton in a coffin skin softens n rots poppin blood clots lots of bullet shots like poka-dots!
15:43:57 <sandman> you worried?
15:44:03 <sandman> me and mellies got ya number
15:44:11 <sandman> we know where you are and who you are
15:44:12 <bail> tru
15:44:14 <sandman> heheheeheheh
15:44:22 <sandman> We gonna get ya!
15:44:24 <bail> a hobbit
15:44:37 <bail> dildo faggins
15:45:41 <sandman> we gonna get ya!
15:46:03 <sandman> <amelia> let's make kunnybunnys life hell!
15:46:08 <bail> i shaking in my space boots
15:46:14 <sandman> I bet
15:46:30 <bail> o.O
15:47:50 <sandman> hahahaha!
15:49:31 <bail> u reckon anyone from here would have the guts to fight me 1v1?
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15:50:19 <sandman> Not sure mate
15:50:25 <sandman> But me and mellies could take ya
15:50:28 <sandman> 2v1
15:50:29 <sandman> easy
15:50:34 <sandman> piece of gowchi pie mate
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16:12:25 <bail> keke
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16:12:30 <bail> mad rhymer
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16:15:21 <sandman> back for more?
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16:22:52 <bail> who agrees, rob ya for ya shoes and a feed, corporate greed we tolerate they need to abolish the PM, bitch nigger wears polish rich as fuck, leave him with stitches and cuts bruises power abusers to lower standard land users, centrelink losers, bent to think of more smooth ones, super glue abo sniffin a kangaroo's pooper, stuck in a loop with my guts about to puke, bust a few more and continue, dissect flesh in seconds with stringy sinue, begin w
16:23:14 <sandman> LOL
16:23:24 <sandman> me and mellies gonna make sure you go away for good!
16:26:36 <bail> lent me m8 20 bux
16:32:10 <bail> i offered to him
16:32:11 <bail> hehe
16:32:32 <sandman> good to know
16:32:36 <sandman> You got any?
16:34:35 <bail> any what
16:38:37 <sandman> gear
16:39:13 <bail> nup
16:44:26 <bail> oops
16:44:32 <bail> i pasted that wrap to my abo mate
16:44:41 <bail> didnt even click about the super glue n shit
16:44:47 <bail> he commented on that part of it
16:44:50 <bail> :[
16:45:21 <sandman> darker skinned people are always very fast to play the racism card
16:45:32 <sandman> imagine lighter skinned people did the same
16:47:22 <bail> ;l
16:47:36 <bail> u reckon i could become a rapper?
16:54:44 <sandman> nope
16:55:07 <bail> give me a topic, growin weed in the tropics as an alcoholic, super sonic bionic tropper abusin electronic merchandise, roll the dice n smoke hydroponics, flow in slow-mo with chronic clouds
16:55:22 <bail> :>~
16:56:42 <bail> hobbit has amelia sucked ur wiener yet?
16:57:25 <sandman> nup
16:57:34 <sandman> im with gowchi
16:57:41 <sandman> amelia is just my partner in crime
16:58:00 <sandman> you ever had your weiner sucked, at all?
17:05:23 <bail> highly flammable, new age designer animal, with a stage crew sellin anpheties, placin their bets ony chasin the best, we some ex frontline war vets, smokin blunts under store steps, this cunts a hardcore line shredder, with more street cred than 50 cent, you get beat red when im ready to blend the alphabet
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17:23:26 Nick: bail is now known as spartan_
17:23:40 Nick: spartan_ is now known as oceandweller
17:36:16 <oceandweller> tidal waves, 3 brides a day, stuck up a tree layin eggs, ocean dweller let me show ya feller how top sellin rappers flow, groom the marijuana produce, i assume theirs lava lettin loose outa mah lyrics, in-sync in the groove with character like looney-tunes, all black jackets with 2 beautiful abusive intrusive lose it quick bitches i tipped at the titty bar did em both hard like a card shark that spark in the dark with a task to smoke weed
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17:54:16 <sandman> oceandweller
17:54:19 <sandman> LOL
17:56:44 <oceandweller> yeah waddup hobbit
17:56:57 <oceandweller> u gona sniff melias fartz
17:58:26 <sandman> LOL
17:58:28 <sandman> jealous/
17:59:40 <oceandweller> id give anything to get a wiff of one
17:59:50 <oceandweller> could you bottle one for me? ill pay for it
17:59:58 <oceandweller> i want a melia bottle fart
18:01:22 <oceandweller> preferably a coke bottle
18:01:36 <oceandweller> open hapiness. :)
18:03:29 <sandman> LOL
18:03:31 <sandman> sure thing
18:07:55 <oceandweller> thanks faggot
18:08:00 <oceandweller> fucken idiot
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18:08:56 * sandman farts in a paper bag then releases it under oceandwellers nose
18:09:18 <oceandweller> mmmmmmm
18:09:25 <oceandweller> hawr
18:09:28 <oceandweller> hawt
18:09:33 * sandman farts in a paper bag then releases it under oceandwellers nose
18:10:55 * sandman sticks his finger up his asshole then wipes it across oceandwellers upper lip
18:11:07 <oceandweller> hawt
18:11:19 <sandman> LOL
18:11:25 <sandman> Got nothing to say, do ya?
18:12:07 * oceandweller sends the seven plagues of Egypt to sandman
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18:12:17 <sandman> LOL
18:13:19 <sandman> oceandweller what ya doing?
18:13:28 <sandman> waiting for melies are ya?
18:13:31 <sandman> are ya?
18:13:32 <sandman> haha!
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18:22:11 <oceandweller> elite technique sheet for sheet my main feature presented neatly cemented im connected n commended for sendin offenders to heaven in heavy coffins with funerals im lost it in letters and numerals like serial digital criminals, entering correctional facilities my rap abilities still typically rippen em fluently
18:22:28 <oceandweller> keke
18:22:32 <oceandweller> my bumhole sore
18:22:36 <oceandweller> some reason
18:23:31 <GoldSpade> whats all that about
18:24:09 <oceandweller> duno :3
18:24:23 <GoldSpade> heh
18:25:32 <sandman> he's been sticking his fingers in there again
18:28:31 <oceandweller> perhaps
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18:46:14 <sandman> oceandweller lol
18:46:21 <sandman> still waiting for melies to join
18:46:32 * oceandweller throws a keyboard at sandman
18:46:44 <sandman> LOL
18:46:51 <sandman> big tt'z
18:49:25 <oceandweller> ?
18:49:38 <oceandweller> º¿º
18:50:55 <oceandweller> smelly testicles
18:52:30 <sandman> oceandweller
18:52:31 <sandman> LOL
18:53:12 <oceandweller> ?
18:53:23 <oceandweller> i will kill you
18:53:51 <sandman> me and melies gonna get ya!
18:54:26 <oceandweller> ?
18:54:41 <sandman> we got ya!
18:54:41 <oceandweller> ill leave my front door open for u
18:55:37 <oceandweller> the dog will almost jump out the window if you approach the front door tho
18:56:02 <oceandweller> she gets angry when people come 2 door
18:56:57 <oceandweller> this big islander guy came to the door askin if we want trees removed and he booted off quicksmart said is that dog gona jump out here and eat me
18:57:04 <oceandweller> retarded cunt
18:57:21 <sandman> LOL
18:59:55 <oceandweller> we pinched 1 of hour weed delaers dogs
19:00:08 <oceandweller> little female purebread staffy
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19:00:25 <oceandweller> renamed it tinkers
19:00:29 <oceandweller> [:
19:03:46 <oceandweller> has her own little bed in the crack den
19:08:00 <sandman> home time
19:08:05 <sandman> later oceandweller
19:08:07 <sandman> LOL
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19:09:46 <oceandweller> lmaoo
19:09:54 <oceandweller> bitch nigger
19:31:12 <slinky_J> nice words your mother taught you.
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19:44:09 <oceandweller> time for more lay down the law im faded for sure underground since 04 london lonsdale brand ignored im a gunman standin firm run for cover when the storm errupts other cunts not born to rhyme like me precise like watch hands when dismantling sylibils words and literiture psychotic neurotic tragical magical wraps phenominal and dominant bombin em red hot n risin like thermometres fuck your comments ill tie you off like christmas presents d
19:44:41 <oceandweller> off in tonights segment**
19:44:43 <oceandweller> keke
19:51:02 <oceandweller> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKcPjfMgvy4
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19:51:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac ft. Dre Dre - California Dreamin' (D-Ace Remix) (Sep 7, 2012) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 29,601 views views - 191 likes (97.9%), 4 dislikes (2.1%)
19:51:30 <Sharni> I like to welcome everybody to the Wild Wild West
19:51:52 <oceandweller> a state thats untouchable like aliens
19:51:53 <oceandweller> :D
19:51:57 <oceandweller> u got it ~~
19:52:12 <Sharni> Now let me
19:52:14 <Sharni> Dick head
19:57:29 <slinky_J> oceandweller you know the thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you from speaking. I wish your hands would learn that.
19:57:37 <oceandweller> let me do it bitch
19:59:32 <slinky_J> Now cut them off.
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20:10:51 <oceandweller> Sharni u mully grub
20:11:16 <Sharni> Hey baby how are you
20:17:30 <slinky_J> He's on ice.
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20:19:04 <oceandweller> when aren't i
20:19:22 <oceandweller> kekeke
20:20:22 <oceandweller> ill doll up on a ho with chainsaw and turn her little toddler to colslaw xD
20:20:29 <oceandweller> roll*
20:20:38 <oceandweller> with a chainsaw*
20:20:44 <oceandweller> dyslexia
20:20:48 <oceandweller> h8 zat
20:20:59 <slinky_J> can't even fucking spell.
20:21:07 * slinky_J slaps oceandweller around a bit with a large trout
20:21:21 * oceandweller slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
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20:23:33 <slinky_J> Well fuck you son. I am going to drink.
20:23:47 <GoldSpade> hmm
20:23:54 <Lumeah> Ok
20:24:03 <Lumeah> Drink what?
20:24:15 <GoldSpade> do you do the drink. or does the drink do you
20:24:27 * oceandweller slaps GoldSpade around with nuclear waste
20:24:36 <slinky_J> LOL
20:25:22 * slinky_J slaps oceandweller around a bit with a large trout
20:25:41 <slinky_J> That explains basically nothing.
20:26:14 <oceandweller> sweatin like a pdf.file at a wiggles concert
20:27:02 <slinky_J> You're a speech specialist at a speech conference.
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20:33:11 <oceandweller> just got 2 points
20:33:22 <oceandweller> the dude was sitting outside my house fo 15 minutes
20:33:24 <oceandweller> didnt even realise
20:33:25 <oceandweller> lmaoo
20:33:36 <oceandweller> paid to much
20:33:38 <oceandweller> 40 bux
20:33:41 <oceandweller> ripoff cunt
20:34:48 <slinky_J> I think you need a second installment.
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20:34:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
20:35:06 * oceandweller touches amelia with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
20:37:14 * oceandweller sneezes in amelia's face
20:37:29 <oceandweller> read the flyer ocean performin live tonight
20:37:44 <oceandweller> let me ask you a question, bitch are ready to die tonight
20:38:12 <slinky_J> ready to die.
20:38:15 <amelia> thought i was on your mute list for at least 1 month
20:38:25 <oceandweller> im in a good mood
20:38:57 <slinky_J> Yeah
20:39:07 <slinky_J> Because today he had his balls removed.
20:39:29 <amelia> <18.40> +Added oceandweller to ignore list
20:39:46 <oceandweller> lolz
20:39:49 <Glenn> :)
20:39:53 <oceandweller> copy cat imo
20:39:59 * oceandweller sends the seven plagues of Egypt to Glenn
20:40:10 * oceandweller sends some DDoS in amelia's direction
20:40:14 * oceandweller steals amelia's cookies. Mwahaha!
20:40:20 <Glenn> The first six will be fine. Thanks anyway.
20:40:32 <slinky_J> smart move would be to overdose.
20:42:11 <oceandweller> apparently my heavy is goin to jail tomorrow
20:42:20 <oceandweller> he jus told me when dropped of b4
20:42:28 <oceandweller> :{
20:42:32 <oceandweller> :''{
20:43:42 <slinky_J> stop pretending that you are some fucking rapper.
20:44:26 <oceandweller> im not a rapper
20:44:32 <oceandweller> more of a poet perhaps
20:44:53 <slinky_J> no
20:44:59 <slinky_J> Not perhaps.
20:45:17 <oceandweller> but like yer u know and i know i tare shit up when i start writing ay bro
20:45:30 <slinky_J> What is a stanza?
20:45:33 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:45:35 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
20:45:40 <oceandweller> avanza?
20:45:46 <slinky_J> What are the four Elements of hip hop?
20:46:05 <oceandweller> style technique beats n heart
20:46:30 <slinky_J> Let me get this straight. You listen to fucking Eminem and type a whole lotta lie. On irc.
20:47:46 <slinky_J> Graff
20:47:58 <slinky_J> you know what that is right?
20:48:08 <amelia> Steffie
20:48:20 <slinky_J> It is one of the four Elements of hip hop
20:48:44 <slinky_J> other three go fucking google.
20:48:55 <slinky_J> Fucking annoy me.
20:50:19 * [[[[[pong]]]]] picks his bum
20:52:30 <slinky_J> Stop inviting me int to your channel.
20:52:50 <slinky_J> I will beat you with a lamb leg.
20:53:05 <oceandweller> lolz
20:53:15 <oceandweller> im gona boot off for a while
20:53:17 <oceandweller> seeta
20:53:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y its nice in there
20:55:05 <slinky_J> Evening oceandweller.
21:16:32 <Lumeah> Hi [[[[[pong]]]]]
21:17:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiii
21:21:18 <steven> hi pong babe
21:21:46 <steven> take your med please then you wont care about your shitty channel
21:23:25 <Sharni> Lol
21:32:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ur the one on med
21:34:02 <oceandweller> :}
21:46:14 <oceandweller> the ocean dweller in a ferocious manner, growin cannibus from havannah while im scattered filing bars in notepad these shards make me float in madness im elusive similar to the lochness overgrown lizard on discovery channel hittin pot hard that has lovely aromas slowly suck a cone n blow a misty cloud no mystery im proud for droppin these sounds!
21:46:36 <oceandweller> worst one of the nite
21:46:40 <oceandweller> kare
21:46:45 <oceandweller> noone judges me
21:46:52 <oceandweller> do day? :''{
21:48:59 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:52:58 <President_Trump> !ranga
21:53:10 <oceandweller> !underpants
21:53:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Sharni
21:53:39 <oceandweller> (21:54) ••• The 8-Ball's answer to can kunny do good raps? is: "Signs point to yes."
21:53:46 <oceandweller> atleast my 8ball loves me
21:54:24 <oceandweller> :}
22:05:42 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:10:17 * oceandweller whips slinky_J with a mouse cord
22:11:55 <anotherirc3r> heya pong!
22:18:51 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:22:41 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: I Will Be Back!
22:28:01 <oceandweller> start a new one, fart a condom, last on the list, disaster in bliss, cast a spell im a fellon, fly like a dart pierce ya mellon, fierce in competition, sheer determination, fear the terminator like u do satan hells magistrate deaths advocate clean the slate with your soul no paper work legislation just pure fate heating up no cures for lucifers adventures he plays puppets on strings and raises rapists, shades of vapour intoxicating and ma
22:29:39 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllll
22:29:49 <President_Trump> saunderino
22:29:55 * President_Trump slaps oceandweller around a bit with a large trout
22:30:03 * oceandweller slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
22:30:09 <oceandweller> hey bitch nigger
22:30:18 <oceandweller> seen robbo hobbo or anderson?
22:30:28 <anotherirc3r> who?
22:30:50 <oceandweller> matthew robertson david hobbs or david ian anderson pollock
22:31:16 <oceandweller> where is chris fischer hiding
22:31:31 <anotherirc3r> in your bed probably
22:31:56 <oceandweller> hawt
22:32:10 <anotherirc3r> i'm glad you think so
22:33:03 <oceandweller> any man/woman would long to have fischer in there bed
22:33:23 <anotherirc3r> he's all yours
22:33:27 <oceandweller> jennifer gauci mole has been there
22:33:34 <oceandweller> she knows how pisstopher performs
22:34:20 <oceandweller> 5 fucken minutes?
22:35:21 <anotherirc3r> no, Joel. i don't
22:35:36 * oceandweller discovers anotherirc3r's picture at uglypeople.com
22:35:43 <oceandweller> my name is not joel
22:35:46 <oceandweller> its Cecil
22:35:50 <anotherirc3r> right
22:37:48 <oceandweller> left
22:39:59 <oceandweller> write a tight wrap, n mentally snap, in a rental vehicle, lyrical ventilator, physical skin penetrator, pullin pins on grenades, till im full n finished with females, tales from the crypt, bail from court witha blunt lit, sail my own ship and flip bars alone, slip into mad fabrics, tear the skin bad like mavericks, share unfinished raps and ballistics, cannibalistic missfit frost bitten cute as kitten fantastic automatic speratic spectacu
22:40:02 <oceandweller> check it
22:40:53 <anotherirc3r> not bad
22:41:33 <oceandweller> not bad?
22:41:41 <oceandweller> its fucken awesome retard
22:42:29 <oceandweller> highly flammable, new age designer animal, with a stage crew sellin anpheties, placin their bets ony chasin the best, we some ex frontline war vets, smokin blunts under store steps, this cunts a hardcore line shredder, with more street cred than 50 cent, you get beat red when im ready to blend the alphabet
22:42:31 <anotherirc3r> of course.. my mistake
22:43:09 * oceandweller slaps anotherirc3r in the face and yells "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
22:47:39 <Sharni> President_Trump needs a hump but can't get out of the door so he orders a tramp to get a ramp but everyone just wants to give him a good stamp.
22:47:59 <Sharni> Don't op me trump
22:48:06 <oceandweller> well done
22:48:29 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll @ Sharniloser
22:48:30 <Sharni> Ty
22:48:44 <Sharni> `deop
22:48:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Sharni
22:51:29 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
22:52:05 <Sharni> Gay
22:52:31 * anotherirc3r hugs [[[[[pong]]]]]
22:52:35 <President_Trump> Sharni when did u last have maccas?
22:52:39 <President_Trump> and what did u order?
22:52:50 <Sharni> [[[[[pong]]]]] is here although we think your very queer you should stay clear otherwise I might feed you to a deer
22:52:57 <Sharni> About 30 mins ago
22:53:29 <Sharni> I had a cheese burger
22:53:33 <Sharni> And a coke
22:53:39 <oceandweller> check it
22:53:41 <Sharni> And a mind your own fucking business
22:53:41 <oceandweller> time for more lay down the law im faded for sure underground since 04 london lonsdale brand ignored im a gunman standin firm run for cover when the storm errupts other cunts not born to rhyme like me precise like watch hands when dismantling sylibils words and literiture psychotic neurotic tragical magical wraps phenominal and dominant bombin em red hot n risin like thermometres fuck your comments ill tie you off like christmas presents d
22:53:47 <anotherirc3r> that's not enough
22:53:58 <Sharni> That was a second dinner
22:54:29 <President_Trump> cheeseburger and coke? no fries?
22:54:48 <Sharni> oceandweller thinks he is a good fella needs to learn to rap cause even his mum knows he is crap
22:54:53 <Sharni> Yes a fries
22:55:03 <President_Trump> why did u leave teh fries out?
22:55:13 <Sharni> I had a small cheese burger meal with Cole is that more specific
22:55:31 <Sharni> Sorry trump I didn't realise you needed every detail
22:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Sharni were u born with a small penis and a vagina
22:55:48 <President_Trump> did u get ice in the coke?
22:55:55 <Sharni> Yeah it's called a clit
22:55:56 <oceandweller> i had dbl cheeseburger meel from HJ
22:55:58 <Sharni> Yes
22:56:04 <President_Trump> what size was it?
22:56:05 <oceandweller> i luv big chipz
22:56:16 <Sharni> 10:56 PM <Sharni> I had a small cheese burger meal with Cole is that more specific
22:56:39 <Sharni> Oh wait were you talking to meh or him
22:56:56 <President_Trump> u
22:57:02 <President_Trump> what does Cole taste like?
22:57:03 <anotherirc3r> i had a big mac Saturday
22:57:04 <anotherirc3r> nomnom
22:57:13 <President_Trump> u cheated on kfc?
22:57:38 <anotherirc3r> i did
22:57:41 <anotherirc3r> i regret it
22:58:45 <anotherirc3r> and i had a medium fries and a vanilla thickshake
22:59:22 <oceandweller> frappe
22:59:26 <oceandweller> ?¿
22:59:39 <anotherirc3r> nah. thickshake
22:59:51 * oceandweller slaps anotherirc3r around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
23:00:17 <anotherirc3r> and some chocolate cake
23:00:54 <oceandweller> my bum hurts
23:02:20 <oceandweller> u know why rapper tech9 is called tech9?
23:02:32 <oceandweller> cus his 9 bars ahead every1
23:03:37 <anotherirc3r> only 9?
23:04:42 * oceandweller touches anotherirc3r with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
23:05:11 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
23:06:27 <oceandweller> aaaaahahaha
23:06:38 <oceandweller> amelia is a slutgutsssss
23:07:00 <oceandweller> prob gone to suck hobbos little worm
23:07:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Sharni
23:07:26 <anotherirc3r> you miss him?
23:07:47 <oceandweller> yes
23:07:49 <oceandweller> gregory peck
23:07:53 <anotherirc3r> how cute
23:07:57 <anotherirc3r> bromance?
23:08:01 <oceandweller> gregory is a good man
23:08:15 <anotherirc3r> of course
23:08:52 <oceandweller> :}
23:09:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he slaughted Stanky
23:09:42 <anotherirc3r> who?
23:09:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Stanky
23:09:47 <oceandweller> aka dildo faggins
23:09:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he like to boogie
23:12:45 <oceandweller> check it
23:12:47 <oceandweller> tidal waves, 3 brides a day, stuck up a tree layin eggs, ocean dweller let me show ya feller how top sellin rappers flow, groom the marijuana produce, i assume theirs lava lettin loose outa mah lyrics, in-sync in the groove with character like looney-tunes, all black jackets with 2 beautiful abusive intrusive lose it quick bitches i tipped at the titty bar did em both hard like a card shark that spark in the dark with a task to smoke weed
23:21:49 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
23:28:38 <oceandweller> upgrade that one imo
23:29:18 <oceandweller> i tipped 50 at the titty bar ect..
23:29:33 <oceandweller> keke
23:30:49 <anotherirc3r> awesome work
23:31:05 <oceandweller> ok spastic
23:31:29 <oceandweller> i tired
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23:31:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
23:33:38 <oceandweller> steven
23:33:40 <oceandweller> http://i66.tinypic.com/b4awdz.jpg
23:34:14 <anotherirc3r> what is that exactly?
23:36:14 <oceandweller> marijuana
23:36:21 <anotherirc3r> oh, of course lol
23:36:32 <steven> lol
23:38:43 <Sharni> Fucking cunts
23:38:58 <Sharni> I think President_Trump has the hots for me
23:39:28 <Sharni> `kick President_Trump
23:39:28 Kick: President_Trump was kicked by ChanOP ([Sharni] User Kick requested)
23:39:28 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:39:42 <Blitzkrieg> Hook in
23:39:55 <Blitzkrieg> He's a teacher. Good 35k salary
23:40:03 <oceandweller> Sharni do me a rhyme!
23:40:17 <oceandweller> u got skill !
23:40:25 <Sharni> `deuser President_Trump #nerdhacks
23:40:38 <Sharni> I already did you a rhyme
23:40:55 <oceandweller> another one
23:41:04 <Sharni> Meh
23:41:54 <Sharni> It's not hard to rhyme they taught me that in kindergarten
23:42:51 <oceandweller> http://i65.tinypic.com/b88y8m.jpg
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23:42:53 <oceandweller> steven
23:43:21 <steven> hi
23:44:18 <Sharni> Hey babes
23:44:48 <steven> waddup
23:44:55 <oceandweller> my abo m8 shares all these pics on fb
23:45:02 <Sharni> Laying in bed ya knows
23:45:06 <steven> tru tru
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23:46:04 <oceandweller> http://i63.tinypic.com/2ik30q9.jpg
23:46:09 <oceandweller> thats him with some jordans
23:46:55 <steven> unna
23:47:08 <Sharni> Yea bra taxed them from me neighbours porch eshays
23:47:29 <President_Trump> whos that oceandweller?
23:47:39 <oceandweller> me abo m8 ebony
23:47:47 <oceandweller> lives in ayers rock
23:47:58 <Sharni> Sucks a lot of Vick
23:48:00 <Sharni> Cock
23:48:02 <Sharni> Lmao
23:49:05 <oceandweller> im not lying he really does
23:49:11 <oceandweller> works a resort
23:49:13 <oceandweller> at a
23:49:22 <Sharni> Cool
23:49:26 <oceandweller> good guy
23:49:28 <Sharni> No one cares
23:49:35 <oceandweller> i dont care about you
23:49:40 <Sharni> Good
23:50:16 <Sharni> I'll add that to the " I don't give a fuck about people not giving a fuck about me list "
23:50:25 <oceandweller> noted
23:50:35 <Sharni> Good job
23:50:50 <oceandweller> type /quit
23:51:58 <Sharni> Esc/ Del
23:52:24 <oceandweller> ?
23:52:50 <President_Trump> Sharni are u enjoing your @?
23:53:00 <oceandweller> `ban Sharni
23:53:01 <steven> remember alt cntrl del 2 x
23:53:18 <oceandweller> hold alt and press f4 dorks
23:54:16 <Sharni> Control alt del
23:55:03 <Sharni> `kick oceandweller 1st initial warning
23:55:03 Kick: oceandweller was kicked by ChanOP ([Sharni] 1st initial warning)
23:55:07 <steven> lol
23:55:49 <Sharni> Lol
23:55:56 <Sharni> Your up late stebie
23:56:19 <steven> im on holidaysssss
23:57:00 <Sharni> Niceeeeeee