// #nerdhacks — 2015-07-28
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00:00:05 <kodak> I didn';t 'disrespect amelia' ... I chatted to her
00:00:14 <kodak> Eat shit faggot.
00:00:23 <smashmouse> Lost Cause starring David Pollock
00:00:34 <smashmouse> I'd like to ask you something
00:00:36 <smashmouse> seriously
00:00:58 <smashmouse> did you take your own mother's feelings and wellbeing into consideration when you did what you did to chucky?
00:01:20 <kodak> if amelia felt disrespected.. she;d say so... doesn;'t need a woman basher like you to defender her so you cna get some IRC cred! You are scum!
00:01:40 <smashmouse> because you exhibit sociopathic behaviour and I honestly, honestly think that you can't stand anyone being with your mother
00:01:48 <kodak> projection!
00:01:55 <smashmouse> that inside you want to sleep with her
00:02:11 <kodak> Say what ?
00:02:17 <smashmouse> typing "projection!" doesn't mean anything.
00:02:24 <kodak> It does
00:02:28 <smashmouse> to you
00:02:36 <smashmouse> not to anyone else but you.
00:02:45 Nick: amelia is now known as PRoJeCTioN
00:02:52 <smashmouse> dude you need to seek help
00:02:56 <smashmouse> I have a psychiatrist
00:03:00 <smashmouse> he's awesome
00:03:10 <kodak> projection!
00:03:12 <smashmouse> lol PRoJeCTioNiSt
00:03:27 <PRoJeCTioN> this word makes me laugh way2much
00:03:34 <smashmouse> lol
00:03:47 <kodak> Undertstand the meaning.
00:04:06 <PRoJeCTioN> i know the meaning of projection
00:04:22 <kodak> sure you do.
00:04:34 <smashmouse> lol
00:04:38 <PRoJeCTioN> Projection.
00:04:44 <smashmouse> it has nothing to do with the meaning kodak
00:04:52 <smashmouse> it's that you have nothing to say
00:05:04 <smashmouse> so your retort is "projection"
00:05:07 <kodak> No Shitwood.
00:05:15 <smashmouse> now you abuse me by calling me Shitwood.
00:05:32 <smashmouse> dude my psych is a great teacher
00:05:36 <kodak> You're just not happy with what I reply with.
00:05:39 <kodak> so you cry about it.
00:05:40 <PRoJeCTioN> Projection.
00:07:10 <smashmouse> i've learnt a fkn lot from him
00:07:10 <PRoJeCTioN> you smell
00:07:10 <smashmouse> and I couldve turned into a sociopath
00:07:10 <PRoJeCTioN> Projection.
00:07:10 <smashmouse> had he not intervened
00:07:10 <kodak> lol @ amelia .. no projection here love.
00:07:10 <smashmouse> except unlike you I manipulated people irl
00:07:35 <smashmouse> loved it
00:07:57 <smashmouse> you know the easiest way to score a free beer in a pub?
00:08:11 <PRoJeCTioN> be female
00:08:12 <smashmouse> as a man
00:08:13 <smashmouse> lol
00:08:16 <PRoJeCTioN> oh
00:08:16 <smashmouse> hahah
00:08:28 <smashmouse> full on easy
00:08:41 <kodak> Wat are you cry babies crying about ?
00:08:50 <PRoJeCTioN> Projection.
00:08:52 <nate> u get em kodak!
00:08:58 <nate> rub der titties
00:09:04 <smashmouse> lol
00:09:10 <smashmouse> nobody is crying
00:09:16 <smashmouse> I was opening up to you kodak
00:09:16 <PRoJeCTioN> I'm smilinh
00:09:20 <PRoJeCTioN> smiling
00:09:22 <PRoJeCTioN> so hard
00:09:23 <smashmouse> showing ya how easy it is
00:10:01 <smashmouse> anyway so ur in teh pub n u listen in to a convo a couple or few guys are havin, workmen are the easiest
00:10:35 <smashmouse> then you interject with what they were talking about but in your own words
00:10:46 <smashmouse> sit down n i bet u get free beer
00:10:52 <smashmouse> hella easy irl
00:11:07 <PRoJeCTioN> that
00:11:14 <PRoJeCTioN> or a punch to the head
00:11:19 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
00:11:21 <smashmouse> i like that
00:11:26 <smashmouse> punch one dude
00:11:29 <smashmouse> take his seat
00:11:33 <smashmouse> talk to his mate!
00:11:34 <smashmouse> ^5
00:11:38 <smashmouse> woooooo easier
00:11:48 <smashmouse> uR juSt a PsyKo!
00:11:56 <PRoJeCTioN> Projection!
00:12:03 <smashmouse> lmao
00:12:31 <anotherirc3r> k shower then bed
00:12:33 <anotherirc3r> ninights
00:13:07 <smashmouse> nitez
00:13:23 <smashmouse> sweep tite
00:13:31 <anotherirc3r> you too
00:13:37 <smashmouse> dont let the nates bite!
00:13:38 <smashmouse> thx
00:13:39 <smashmouse> :P
00:14:05 <kodak> about time.
00:14:12 <anotherirc3r> lol
00:14:27 <smashmouse> lol
00:14:37 <kodak> Wouldn't want to take anymore pills to feel sleeeeepy.
00:14:40 <smashmouse> and u said u moved on
00:14:52 <kodak> shut ya face shitwood.
00:15:11 <smashmouse> pooinjection
00:15:24 <anotherirc3r> sleep well joshy :)
00:15:26 <PRoJeCTioN> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
00:15:31 <PRoJeCTioN> pooinjection
00:15:38 <PRoJeCTioN> staaaaaahp
00:15:51 <kodak> whayever you say knobcock.
00:16:04 <smashmouse> i will lol round 5am
00:16:11 <smashmouse> lolol
00:16:13 <kodak> Suck to the 'haters'
00:16:24 <kodak> do what you do best... prove everyones point!
00:16:25 <kodak> :)
00:16:35 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit:
00:16:50 <nate> kodak do u wanna fog up amelias glasses :D
00:17:02 <kodak> oh yeah m8
00:17:08 <kodak> she;d like that.
00:17:18 <nate> yes i would love that
00:17:23 <PRoJeCTioN> *blush*
00:17:26 <nate> dooooeeeitt!
00:17:42 <kodak> amelia has an IRC crush on me.. I should fall in live within minutes.
00:17:48 <kodak> love*
00:18:04 <smashmouse> i wana be on this new restaurant show u can go eat at n b on tv
00:18:06 <kodak> amelia.. lets hook up love... be great.
00:18:13 <PRoJeCTioN> Maximus would never approve
00:18:17 <smashmouse> so i can wave at the cameras and be like HAAAAAAAAAAYYY MA FANS!
00:18:19 <kodak> hhaha
00:18:21 <smashmouse> ahahahaha coz i haz no fans
00:18:25 <smashmouse> aaaaaahahahahahaha
00:18:57 <smashmouse> maximus
00:19:21 <kodak> That's hwy i like amelia.. she doesn't take it seriously
00:19:49 <kodak> likes to have a good laugh
00:20:03 <smashmouse> wots a maximus
00:20:08 <kodak> Nothin like IRC... hey amelia
00:20:14 <kodak> like old times.
00:20:21 <kodak> have a laugh.
00:20:24 <kodak> :)
00:23:22 <kodak> she knows
00:23:35 <kodak> not like that other thing
00:24:20 <smashmouse> dunno waht ur on bout
00:24:21 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10299003_462470317256357_6696602698966163082_n.jpg?oh=792da3d19dda3ed0ffea27c6fe3418f7&oe=5641094F&__gda__=1448302923_218db69f5f61dba04098bafd2ab412e8
00:24:26 <smashmouse> woooooooooooooooooo fire twirlin!
00:38:42 Quit: Sundowner ([email protected]) Quit:
00:40:22 <smashmouse> well this got borin
00:50:02 Quit: PRoJeCTioN ([email protected]) Quit: .
01:09:04 <smashmouse> [00:38] <kodak> people sinkin piss/raintg anbout fake relationships and poeple cryuing if they still goit i4rc credi for beinbg the irc whore bag
01:09:04 <smashmouse> [00:38] <kodak> i said that
01:09:05 <smashmouse> [00:38] <kodak> tuesday.
01:09:09 <smashmouse> lmao u drunk bro
01:09:21 <smashmouse> gimme a glass
01:10:27 <kodak> shut ya face
01:10:43 * kodak gives you a drink
01:10:51 <kodak> choke on it ya faggot
01:11:02 <kodak> :)
01:11:46 <kodak> Question Shitwood.. be honest
01:11:54 <kodak> else ill ripp you part
01:12:35 <kodak> you will only attack me cause i say you abuse women?
01:14:34 <kodak> you know anotherirc3r has played you and you raged about it not long ago... you hate it that I rub it in your face
01:14:44 <kodak> :)
01:15:19 * smashmouse sips drink
01:15:38 <smashmouse> huh
01:15:41 <smashmouse> played me
01:15:59 <smashmouse> yeah I dont like it that you bring up mews rumour
01:16:00 <kodak> then you moved onto amelia.. and because I know notujing else about it... you think you got the upper hand :)
01:16:11 <smashmouse> i never had a thing for nony
01:16:18 <smashmouse> i dont know where you got that from
01:16:33 <smashmouse> and i dont have the upper hand in anything
01:16:37 <smashmouse> amelia lives in perth
01:16:38 <kodak> Be honest Shitwood
01:16:40 <smashmouse> i live in adelaide
01:16:40 <kodak> Be honest Shitwood
01:16:58 <smashmouse> i am being honest
01:17:15 <smashmouse> i dont know why you think i had a thing for nony
01:17:22 <smashmouse> or why u think i have a thing for amelia
01:17:53 <smashmouse> you know how ppl can ruin relationships for other ppl
01:17:58 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
01:18:10 <smashmouse> well you're close to ruining my enjoying talkin to amelia
01:18:17 <smashmouse> and that'll be on you.
01:18:37 <kodak> cause of your bad history of abusing women.
01:18:48 <smashmouse> i cant chat to her much longer with you constantly going on and on and on and on and on
01:18:59 <smashmouse> i dont have a history of abusing women
01:19:03 <kodak> Then tell her the truth!
01:19:07 <smashmouse> what truth
01:19:22 <smashmouse> comprehend what you read
01:19:38 <smashmouse> [00:47] <@smashmouse> you know how ppl can ruin relationships for other ppl
01:19:38 <smashmouse> [00:48] <@smashmouse> well you're close to ruining my enjoying talkin to amelia
01:19:44 <smashmouse> [00:48] <@smashmouse> and that'll be on you.
01:20:06 <kodak> You like to abuse women, you like to bash them in real life... you can't be trusted.
01:20:20 <kodak> You got history of this.
01:20:39 <smashmouse> can you show me my history of violence against women?
01:20:40 <kodak> Females hate thi shit... why must you keep trying to hide it ?
01:20:59 <smashmouse> i have a record, nothing to do with women
01:21:06 <kodak> Bullshit!
01:21:11 <smashmouse> bullshit what?
01:21:19 <kodak> Stop lying to me man!
01:21:36 <smashmouse> that some chick that was abusing drugs and holds a grudge against me comes online saying I bash women
01:21:39 <smashmouse> and you believe it
01:21:40 <smashmouse> lol
01:21:50 <smashmouse> and you proclaim to be so smart.
01:21:53 <kodak> I will keep doing tthis till you admit it... understand ?
01:22:15 <smashmouse> that'd be a cruel joke, if it were some kind've torture.
01:22:28 <smashmouse> dude I'll just go to asd
01:22:42 <smashmouse> and complain about you abusing me with this bs
01:23:26 <smashmouse> Bashing you would be equvilent to bashing a woman lol!
01:23:35 <smashmouse> hahahaha had that in my head for a minute hahahahahaha
01:24:34 <smashmouse> THIS is how messed up you are
01:24:35 <smashmouse> [00:39] <kodak> you mis-read love
01:24:36 <smashmouse> [00:39] <kodak> tuesday tomorrow
01:24:45 <smashmouse> [00:53] <kodak> I forgot it was monday going into Tuesday.
01:25:24 <smashmouse> every time you try to switch it on someone, then later you slip up, admitting you were wrong.
01:25:38 <smashmouse> you're not dumb, but you're not especially intelligent.
01:26:19 <kodak> It's called 'playing the dumb card'
01:26:26 <kodak> at the right time.
01:26:30 <kodak> Understand ?
01:26:32 <kodak> :)
01:26:57 <kodak> I'm smarter than you Shitwood :)
01:27:57 <smashmouse> no it is not called playing the dumb card
01:28:31 <smashmouse> it's just you and your inability to say "oh yeah my bad!"
01:28:44 <smashmouse> and there's no way you're smarter than I am
01:28:51 <smashmouse> idc what you can do with a pc
01:29:04 <smashmouse> you do not have a 166 iq
01:29:09 <smashmouse> and I have a 165 iq
01:29:31 <smashmouse> I'm all kinds of fuckin' smart bro
01:29:47 <smashmouse> tho my 25 yr old mate has a 172 iq
01:29:57 <smashmouse> teh a$$hoel
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01:39:39 <smashmouse> wb
01:42:12 <Osskkaarr> thanks fag
01:42:16 <Osskkaarr> suck me off now.
01:51:46 <smashmouse> naw needa do a pooooooo
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02:22:02 <smashmouse> mmm showahd
02:22:06 <smashmouse> movie times
02:22:07 <smashmouse> naetz
02:50:14 <Osskkaarr> Lick my balls shitwood.
03:05:39 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
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03:15:16 <Osskkaarr> Lick my balls shitwood.
03:15:24 <smashmouse> :P
03:15:41 <smashmouse> did u ban me from nerdhacks?
03:16:07 <Osskkaarr> no?
03:16:10 <smashmouse> k
03:16:18 <smashmouse> thought u were n ircop on there
03:16:27 <smashmouse> owell just cant find server
03:16:31 <Osskkaarr> whats the ban msg say?
03:16:39 <smashmouse> time for another shower, gettin tired
03:17:20 <smashmouse> oh just unable to find server, n i thought that meant i was full banned
03:17:28 <smashmouse> wasnt accusing you btw
03:17:35 <smashmouse> brb gotta wake myself back up
03:17:53 <Osskkaarr> stable.nerdhacks.net
03:18:05 <smashmouse> kk ty!!!!!
03:20:56 <smashmouse> ^5
03:21:44 <smashmouse> now 4 shower
04:09:26 <smashmouse> sucks when chan is dead!
04:09:41 <smashmouse> u all suck :P
05:01:41 Topic Is: [[[[[pong]]]]] mixes poo & wee together...
05:01:41 Set By: (kodak) on: Mon Jul 27 21:53:03 2015
05:08:16 <smashmouse> in yo butt
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17:23:32 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o damian
17:29:48 <LoopyDOG> hi damian
17:29:57 <LoopyDOG> it's great to see you here
17:35:03 Mode: (by steven_) +v LoopyDOG
17:35:10 Mode: (by steven_) -v LoopyDOG
17:43:26 <Emma> hi david.
17:44:31 <Emma> asshole
17:44:37 <LoopyDOG> hey emma
17:44:40 <LoopyDOG> beautiful
17:45:39 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/illegalmusik/videos/10152336753443924/
17:45:44 <Emma> working hard agai
17:45:46 <Emma> n
17:46:19 <LoopyDOG> as always
17:48:43 <LoopyDOG> fukn hungry
17:49:10 <steven_> just had macca'z
17:49:35 <LoopyDOG> thats good
17:49:43 <steven_> yeah it was
17:49:50 <LoopyDOG> yeah i bet it was
17:50:58 <steven_> yeah it was
17:57:24 <steven_> poooooooo pooooooooooo gaga
17:57:38 <LoopyDOG> shut the fuck up
17:57:41 <smashmouse> bak
17:57:49 <smashmouse> far out lil amelia scratched ma lip LOL
17:57:54 <smashmouse> made me bleeed
17:58:00 <steven_> rabies
17:58:01 <smashmouse> fk cig time
17:58:04 <smashmouse> lols siffffff
17:58:09 <smashmouse> LOVE SLAP BABY YEEAHH
17:58:16 <smashmouse> prob was jealous of ashlee ;)
17:58:17 <smashmouse> lmfao
18:07:32 <LoopyDOG> steven.. havent u got the message yet? FUCK OFF
18:09:16 <steven_> i will in 1 hour
18:09:51 <LoopyDOG> no cunt
18:09:56 <LoopyDOG> im leaving then
18:09:58 Kick: LoopyDOG was kicked by Blitzkrieg (oooooopsyyyy)
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18:10:04 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o LoopyDOG
18:10:07 <LoopyDOG> wtf
18:10:11 <LoopyDOG> why kick me for?
18:10:18 <LoopyDOG> u fuckin child
18:10:22 <Blitzkrieg> Being a faggot
18:10:26 <LoopyDOG> ur the faggot
18:10:32 <LoopyDOG> u faggot
18:11:16 <zzzombot> let's settle this
18:11:23 <zzzombot> youre both faggots
18:11:36 <LoopyDOG> just jealous
18:17:48 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool @ LoopyDOG
18:17:56 <LoopyDOG> ?
18:17:58 <Blitzkrieg> The noticing faggot
18:18:02 <Blitzkrieg> Lololololol
18:18:06 <LoopyDOG> ?\
18:18:16 <Blitzkrieg> Making threats
18:18:19 <LoopyDOG> you got the warning then
18:18:22 <LoopyDOG> did you
18:18:25 <LoopyDOG> threat?
18:18:26 <Blitzkrieg> When you live 4,400km from me
18:18:28 <LoopyDOG> i said next time
18:18:33 <Blitzkrieg> Lmaoooooooo @ LoopyDOG
18:18:36 <LoopyDOG> you call me out
18:18:43 <LoopyDOG> and you're calling me out
18:18:50 Kick: LoopyDOG was kicked by Blitzkrieg (FAGGOT)
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18:18:57 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o LoopyDOG
18:19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
18:19:17 <LoopyDOG> i can get on a plane
18:19:27 <LoopyDOG> weasel my way into your inner circle
18:19:33 <LoopyDOG> find out everything about you
18:19:41 <LoopyDOG> and put my plan into place
18:19:44 <LoopyDOG> and execute it
18:19:56 <LoopyDOG> and once complete fly back
18:20:32 <LoopyDOG> that will leave you an absolute mess
18:22:04 <anotherirc3r> you coming here Dave?
18:22:35 <LoopyDOG> is that an invitation?
18:23:04 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: peace out bitches!
18:23:38 <smashmouse> fuck that weasel nextdoor
18:23:50 <smashmouse> at kfc wit nate and the cunt happens to walk past n laugh n grin
18:23:59 <smashmouse> he is so fucking lucky I can restrain myself
18:24:23 <LoopyDOG> i feel like some kfc
18:24:28 <anotherirc3r> lol
18:24:32 <anotherirc3r> an invitation to what?
18:24:32 <smashmouse> i get how he does not understand the gravity of the situation he and his mother have put themselves in but it frustrates me that they don't
18:24:49 <smashmouse> neway TRACERS is a sick movie wit jacob from twilight :P
18:24:55 <LoopyDOG> an invitation to come over where u r
18:25:17 <LoopyDOG> i didnt eat much last week im going make up for it this week though
18:25:46 <anotherirc3r> i live in the same city as Blitzkrieg Dave lol
18:25:55 <LoopyDOG> and where is that
18:26:31 <anotherirc3r> Melbourne
18:26:39 <LoopyDOG> lol
18:26:44 <LoopyDOG> yeah if u want me to come
18:27:04 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
18:27:08 <Osskkaarr> She's not worth it davo.
18:27:14 <LoopyDOG> i was going to fly over and kill his family and friends
18:27:14 <anotherirc3r> so you can tell me all these sweet things and i fall for it again Dave?
18:27:15 <anotherirc3r> lol
18:27:51 <LoopyDOG> hahaha
18:27:56 <LoopyDOG> sure
18:28:00 <anotherirc3r> jerk m8
18:28:16 <anotherirc3r> how old were you back then?
18:28:33 <LoopyDOG> i would have been 15/16
18:28:58 <steven_> a little faggot then
18:29:01 <steven_> and not much has changed
18:29:07 <LoopyDOG> yeh 31
18:29:16 <anotherirc3r> i must have been 14/15 lol
18:29:21 <StrykerX> Now he's just a big faggot
18:29:23 <StrykerX> loooooooooooooool
18:29:29 <LoopyDOG> :P
18:29:47 <LoopyDOG> i'm just loved and adored my many
18:30:04 <anotherirc3r> of course you are Dave
18:30:32 <Osskkaarr> [22/06/2015 20:36:06] (anotherirc3r): I already have a guy wanting to meet me again to abuse me
18:30:32 <Osskkaarr> [22/06/2015 20:36:13] (anotherirc3r): you want to go through this?
18:30:32 <Osskkaarr> [22/06/2015 20:36:16] (anotherirc3r): I doubt it
18:31:09 <Osskkaarr> [22/06/2015 20:44:46] (anotherirc3r): I am trying to put you off though because I don't want you hurt
18:31:14 <StrykerX> You still crying over last night David?
18:31:27 <Osskkaarr> When are you coming to Bacchus Marsh, Darren ?
18:31:34 <StrykerX> LOOOOOOOOL
18:31:42 <StrykerX> Even your mates in Melbourne are sick of you
18:31:51 <StrykerX> Can't even keep the interest of your "irc friends"
18:31:56 <anotherirc3r> yay pie for dinner
18:32:08 <StrykerX> Too good.
18:32:18 <Osskkaarr> Darren the no show lol :)
18:32:18 <LoopyDOG> i have lasagne
18:32:35 * anotherirc3r steals LoopyDOG's lasagne
18:32:37 <anotherirc3r> thanks m8
18:32:45 <LoopyDOG> now i dont
18:33:34 <Osskkaarr> [28/07/2015 18:33:27] *** ladifingda is «My name is Jennifer and I am The AustNet skank»
18:33:34 <Osskkaarr> [28/07/2015 18:33:27] *** ladifingda on saturn.nerdhacks.net «[US] still a planet!»
18:33:38 <Osskkaarr> HAHA
18:34:39 <Osskkaarr> Having a dirty skank in your pocket Darren isn't something to brag about mate :)
18:35:00 <StrykerX> Poor fragile little David
18:35:05 <StrykerX> IRC mates are even sick of him.
18:35:06 <StrykerX> loooooooooooooool
18:35:16 <LoopyDOG> what are u on about
18:35:20 <LoopyDOG> u crazy cunt
18:35:28 <LoopyDOG> go have a shower
18:35:32 <Osskkaarr> And yet you 'block' Serenity on facebook.. cause she rejected you on IRC :)
18:35:32 <LoopyDOG> coz u stink
18:35:39 <Osskkaarr> loooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:35:40 <Osskkaarr> loooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:36:18 <StrykerX> See this.. This is why I blocked her. She reports back to you. :)
18:36:34 <StrykerX> Unlike you, I'm not an emobitch crying over my "e-wife"
18:36:46 <Osskkaarr> It's all in your head Darren. You just don't know HOW I know :)
18:37:02 <LoopyDOG> you's are all little kids
18:37:06 <LoopyDOG> so immature
18:37:15 <LoopyDOG> you's need to GROW up
18:37:15 <StrykerX> For once, I agree with you LoopyDOG
18:37:19 <StrykerX> He is acting like a kid.
18:37:27 <StrykerX> Spoilt brat who didn't get his way.
18:37:43 <Osskkaarr> No Darren.
18:37:50 <StrykerX> Yes David.
18:37:51 <StrykerX> :)
18:38:05 <StrykerX> And your manipulation of Serenity to spy for you also backfired.
18:38:07 <StrykerX> Shame. :)
18:38:19 <Osskkaarr> You're paranoid :)
18:39:15 <StrykerX> Nah, I just know how all this works.
18:39:23 * anotherirc3r offers LoopyDOG some lollies
18:39:56 <StrykerX> One step ahead of you Pollock.
18:40:00 <StrykerX> Every single time. :)
18:40:03 <Osskkaarr> You think you do Darren... because you don't know for sure.. you get paranoid :)
18:40:16 <StrykerX> How do you think I got you so bad last night you drank yourself into oblivion? :)
18:40:31 <StrykerX> Then hit on a married woman.
18:40:33 <StrykerX> LOL
18:41:00 <Osskkaarr> Its IRC and we like to have fun.. we are friends :)
18:41:03 <LoopyDOG> fuck i love lollies
18:41:08 <LoopyDOG> i need some for home
18:41:23 <anotherirc3r> i love lollies too
18:41:24 <Osskkaarr> Sar and I know eachother from back in the day :)
18:41:35 <StrykerX> Still feeling the BURN bud?
18:41:42 <StrykerX> The sadness deep within you? :)
18:41:50 <anotherirc3r> there's a shop where i used to live that has the scoops and you choose what lollies you want and put them in a paper bag
18:41:53 <StrykerX> That you can't keep an IRC girl?
18:41:58 <anotherirc3r> i need more of those
18:42:02 <StrykerX> :)
18:42:04 <anotherirc3r> this starburst ones aren't as good!
18:42:08 <anotherirc3r> these*
18:42:11 <Osskkaarr> Keep an IRC girl?
18:42:17 <Osskkaarr> lol @ you.
18:42:52 <StrykerX> Yes. Your "IRC relationship"
18:42:53 <Osskkaarr> I could of kept her.. I chose to leave because she's really not worth it.. she's an manipulator and I feel for it.
18:42:56 <StrykerX> looooooooooooooool
18:43:05 <Osskkaarr> fell*
18:43:27 <StrykerX> No bud. You couldn't. She was never into you. You just thought she was.
18:44:00 <Osskkaarr> Projection.
18:44:02 <Osskkaarr> :)
18:44:14 <StrykerX> Your answer when the other person is right and you have no comeback. :)
18:44:48 <Osskkaarr> That IS my comeback... learn the meaning Darren .. one day you will get a clue :)
18:44:58 <StrykerX> You're furious again.
18:45:00 <StrykerX> This is too easy.
18:45:03 <LoopyDOG> yeah i dont mind sherbies
18:45:08 <LoopyDOG> its good when they scoop
18:45:53 <anotherirc3r> love sour/gummy lollies
18:46:03 <LoopyDOG> they the best!
18:46:54 <anotherirc3r> damn.. you're making me want to go get some more lollies
18:47:17 <LoopyDOG> same.... but i got no money
18:47:46 <anotherirc3r> i've got money.. just no car
18:48:00 <LoopyDOG> ive got no car no money
18:48:08 <LoopyDOG> ive got nothing
18:48:31 <anotherirc3r> k i'll mail some lollies
18:48:40 <LoopyDOG> can you for real
18:48:49 <LoopyDOG> i'll send my address if u can
18:49:36 <anotherirc3r> i could lol
18:49:47 <LoopyDOG> but will u
18:50:02 <anotherirc3r> need some unopened ones
18:50:19 <LoopyDOG> yea
18:50:35 <LoopyDOG> anything u can
18:50:46 <LoopyDOG> ill send ya my address to mail too
18:50:48 Kick: anotherirc3r was kicked by LoopyDOG (Bye!)
18:50:54 <LoopyDOG> haha
18:50:56 <LoopyDOG> fuck
18:51:00 <LoopyDOG> oops
18:51:04 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:51:04 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
18:51:07 <LoopyDOG> oops
18:51:08 <anotherirc3r> what was that for?!
18:51:19 <LoopyDOG> i was goin to right click name
18:51:31 <LoopyDOG> and priv message
18:51:33 <LoopyDOG> my address
18:53:42 <StrykerX> steven_, wakey wakey
18:54:07 <steven_> sup
18:54:30 <steven_> u doing you RGH ?
18:54:32 <LoopyDOG> ok im off
18:54:32 <steven_> haha
18:54:34 <LoopyDOG> cyas
18:54:39 Quit: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
18:54:42 <StrykerX> No
18:54:46 <StrykerX> I'm emailing this guy back
18:54:53 <StrykerX> Where do I find the kernel version?
18:55:39 <steven_> you showed it to me before
18:55:46 <steven_> its in sytem settings
18:55:53 <steven_> console settings
18:55:59 <StrykerX> Fuck, I have to put the cunt back together
18:56:02 <steven_> dashboard version
18:56:05 <steven_> you log ?
18:56:10 <steven_> u told me before
18:56:15 <StrykerX> I use 3 different devices for IRC
18:56:19 <StrykerX> Only this logs.
18:57:31 <StrykerX> I was likely on this though
18:57:36 <StrykerX> Was it in PM?
18:58:00 <steven_> i think it was
18:58:16 <anotherirc3r> stop cybering each other
18:58:54 <StrykerX> NO
18:59:04 <StrykerX> I'll cyber that hot beast as much as I want.
18:59:50 <StrykerX> Gay. I told you on the lappy which logging is disabled steven_
18:59:50 <anotherirc3r> k you enjoy yourself
19:00:36 <anotherirc3r> blah yellow lollies suck
19:02:49 <StrykerX> steven_, where on the mobo does it say it's model? Or is that in with the kernel shit?
19:07:19 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:07:19 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
19:07:54 <nate> hi sweet hearts
19:07:58 <anotherirc3r> nateyyyyy
19:13:11 <steven_> its all in system settings
19:14:00 <StrykerX> Cunt
19:14:04 <StrykerX> Knew you'd say that.
19:14:11 <nate> flaps!
19:14:14 <StrykerX> Actually, it can run caseless, can't it?
19:14:22 <steven_> yeah
19:14:25 <steven_> plug the fans in
19:14:26 <steven_> ;p
19:14:28 <nate> steven_ u sell da awesome gta account for a million?
19:14:37 <steven_> nate for you
19:14:37 <StrykerX> kk
19:14:39 <steven_> FREE
19:14:49 <StrykerX> nate, you just have to suck him off
19:14:50 <nate> i only play finger my bum hole game
19:14:51 <StrykerX> k?
19:15:22 <nate> super suck off!
19:15:27 <StrykerX> Yes!
19:15:34 <StrykerX> Raise the bar for Emma
19:15:36 <StrykerX> :P
19:15:36 <nate> time limit?
19:15:44 <StrykerX> 15 min
19:15:51 <nate> wow i must be bad ;l
19:16:00 <nate> baaaad to da bonne!
19:17:38 <Emma> haha ill just let nate take him
19:18:12 <StrykerX> lollll
19:18:22 * steven_ falls on nate
19:18:46 <anotherirc3r> hire nate on a daily basis Emma
19:19:48 <Emma> good plan
19:20:22 <steven_> emmma come to me
19:21:42 <nate> i will overheat the xbox
19:24:10 <Emma> please do
19:24:28 <Emma> you can take that for payment, im sure some kids will send you some selfies!
19:24:41 <Emma> thats the added bonus
19:26:47 <nate> i am sore from thinkin bout StrykerXs hot bod
19:27:07 <Emma> oh you poor thing, stop beating your sosage.
19:45:18 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:48:46 <StrykerX> LOL
19:48:47 <StrykerX> Hot bod.
19:49:04 <Emma> Not true?
19:49:06 <Emma> Do tell
19:49:09 <StrykerX> Neg.
19:49:16 <Emma> Its ok i dont either.
19:49:28 <Emma> I did, but not anymore :(
19:49:38 <StrykerX> You've had a child though, I don't have an excuse lol
19:49:59 <Emma> haha yes no fat to stretch made me get real bad marksssssss
19:50:11 <Emma> plus scratching didnt help
19:50:20 <steven_> junkiiiiiiiiiiiie
19:50:21 <Emma> BOOOOO one day ill get back there.
19:50:29 <Emma> not really
19:50:48 <Emma> seen a photo of myself, thats nver going to happen HAHA
20:04:04 Join: [[[[[pong]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:04:11 <Emma> quiet in here today, why you all so mad??????
20:04:46 <nate> i have a big pong stiff
20:04:51 Mode: (by nate) +o [[[[[pong]]]
20:04:56 <Osskkaarr> there's a skank smell in here... everyone has to sit next to their IRC window and get fresh air.
20:05:08 <nate> is it poo and wee?
20:05:13 <Emma> ohhhhhhh did i miss something?
20:05:20 <StrykerX> hiiiii pong
20:05:27 Nick: [[[[[pong]]] is now known as [[[[[pong]]]]]
20:05:34 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
20:05:39 <Emma> i cant smell skank but something smels fishyyyyyyyyyyyy
20:05:53 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. same one.
20:06:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiii
20:06:17 <Emma> hi pong
20:06:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong...
20:06:24 <Emma> are you the fishy one?
20:06:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess pong is
20:06:57 <nate> pong wants a big sex romp!
20:07:03 <Emma> you need a shower you smelly bastard!!
20:07:26 <thestig> ping!
20:08:53 <Osskkaarr> Darren the no show!
20:09:22 <StrykerX> David the emo!
20:09:24 <StrykerX> looooooooooooool
20:09:41 <Emma> skankssssssssssss
20:10:31 <Osskkaarr> oh yes.. 'emo' I rather be an 'emo' which shows I care... than a gutless no show.
20:10:54 <Osskkaarr> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
20:10:55 <StrykerX> Oh, you're going to lure her back in again?
20:10:56 <Osskkaarr> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
20:10:57 <Osskkaarr> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
20:11:09 <Osskkaarr> Say what ?
20:11:10 <StrykerX> "Ohhhh I'm so sorry, it was the alcohol.. my hate for Darren, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!"
20:11:13 <StrykerX> LOL
20:11:17 <Osskkaarr> lol
20:11:22 <Osskkaarr> That's all in your head.
20:11:32 <StrykerX> Not from what I hear. :)
20:11:39 <Osskkaarr> nice one though.. but i don't pull those tricks.. unlike yourself. :)
20:11:58 <StrykerX> Unlike you, I don't beg people to talk to me again.
20:12:00 <StrykerX> Nice try though.
20:12:03 <StrykerX> :)
20:12:05 <Osskkaarr> lol @ beg
20:12:26 <StrykerX> I just can't believe you're still crying over last night
20:12:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who is the sexiest in here.??
20:12:32 <StrykerX> It's so funny it's almost sad.
20:13:17 <Osskkaarr> there's no begging Darren.. just words exchanging.. don't get jealous Darren :)
20:13:27 <StrykerX> Jealous? Of you?
20:13:36 <StrykerX> Oh David, you small minded creature.
20:13:41 <StrykerX> This just keeps getting better. :)
20:13:51 <Osskkaarr> Better for me.. not you.
20:14:04 <Osskkaarr> :)
20:15:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
20:15:10 <StrykerX> So furious because you lost your IRC girl.
20:15:17 * StrykerX wipes tear from his eye
20:15:20 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
20:15:25 * [[[[[pong]]]]] likes IRC girls
20:15:27 <Osskkaarr> No Darren.. i'm not.
20:15:53 <StrykerX> The best bit.. Is everything I'm saying about you is true. You prove it by still crying 24 hours AFTER it was said.
20:15:57 <StrykerX> :)
20:16:09 <Osskkaarr> I'm really happy I woke up and seen through her manipulation and lies.
20:16:35 <StrykerX> You were in a fantasy world kid.. You loved her.. She "loved" you.
20:16:41 <StrykerX> Then it started falling apart.
20:16:46 <StrykerX> :)
20:16:55 <StrykerX> And THAT is where you're burning most.
20:17:49 <Osskkaarr> lol @ loved her ... No dickweed. There was no 'love' at all... it was just friendship like she said the whole time and I went along with it. :)
20:18:22 <StrykerX> If there was "no love", why are you getting so angry? And still ranting a day later?
20:18:25 <StrykerX> :)
20:19:01 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:19:01 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
20:19:04 <StrykerX> There was.
20:19:16 <StrykerX> And likely still is.. Which is fuelling your rage over the matter.
20:19:31 <Osskkaarr> Because it;s IRC? I like a good laugh at people like YOU who IS crying about what i'm doing... I big you that much.. you cry about me in pm to little miss skank over there... you can't stop talking about me :)
20:19:44 <Osskkaarr> big = bug
20:19:49 <StrykerX> loooooool
20:19:53 <Osskkaarr> looooolllllllllllllllll
20:19:54 <Osskkaarr> HAHAHHA
20:19:56 <Osskkaarr> OWNED J00
20:19:59 <StrykerX> Furious because I got my dick wet and you didn't.
20:20:00 <Osskkaarr> WITH THRE TRUTH D0G!
20:20:01 <StrykerX> Too funny.
20:20:10 <StrykerX> THAT is the truth here. :)
20:20:14 Join: stig ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:20:15 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o stig
20:20:29 <StrykerX> While you were in your little fantasy "irc relationship", real world events occured.
20:20:40 <StrykerX> :)
20:20:49 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:20:50 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o xm
20:21:45 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:22:20 <Osskkaarr> You do realise she's pasting to me :)
20:22:26 <Osskkaarr> loolllllllll
20:22:38 <Osskkaarr> 0wned j00 Daren you no show cunt.
20:22:41 <StrykerX> Prove it. :)
20:22:53 <Osskkaarr> I don't need to prove anything to you :)
20:22:58 <StrykerX> Because it's not true.
20:23:03 <StrykerX> Like your fake sex video
20:23:04 <StrykerX> LOL
20:23:15 <xm> oh so that is who "Darren" is. was wondering who that was
20:23:17 <Osskkaarr> she needs to prove it to you... she's betraying your trust :)
20:23:55 <StrykerX> Nice try, David. We're not all simple minded plebs here.
20:24:04 <Osskkaarr> Darren == StrykerX/Blitzkrieg
20:24:24 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
20:24:53 <Osskkaarr> whatever you say Darren.. don't say I didn't warn you man :)
20:25:47 <Osskkaarr> How do you think I know you wont stop talking about me to her in pm ? :)
20:25:59 <Osskkaarr> Cause she's pasting to me Darren.. understand.
20:26:09 <StrykerX> I'm not though. That's the funny bit.
20:26:12 <StrykerX> :)
20:26:20 <Osskkaarr> You;re lying and you know it :)
20:26:56 <StrykerX> I know you better than that David. You'd paste to me if you really had logs.
20:27:16 <steven_> on tonight episode of home and away
20:27:26 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
20:27:34 <Osskkaarr> no Darren.. I wouldn't.. 1 reason... because I don't like you. :)
20:27:45 <Emma> burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn bitches.
20:27:49 <StrykerX> Oh you would to turn me against your woman you love so much.
20:28:06 <StrykerX> But can't have.
20:28:08 <StrykerX> LOL
20:28:27 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:28:27 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o amelia
20:29:11 <Emma> Just remember guys any hole is a goal.
20:29:19 <Osskkaarr> If I 'loved' her.. you wouldn't with her now would you :)
20:29:34 <StrykerX> You tried and got rejected. This is part of your rage.
20:29:47 <Osskkaarr> Rage? no rage.
20:29:55 <Osskkaarr> I'm just answering to your abuse.
20:29:56 <StrykerX> Oh we both know there is. :)
20:30:11 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Connection closed
20:30:16 <Emma> can i ask 1 question?
20:30:22 <Osskkaarr> Go Emma
20:30:27 <Emma> Is she that hot?
20:30:28 <StrykerX> If there wasn't.. You would've stopped a while ago. :)
20:30:35 <steven_> hahahhaahha
20:31:01 <Emma> well is she?
20:31:01 <Osskkaarr> No Emma.
20:31:16 <steven_> her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
20:31:22 <Emma> man by the way you 2 are going its like she is a super model.
20:31:43 <Emma> Leave it, its only making her feel special.
20:31:52 <steven_> i cant wait till next week when everyone has forgotten
20:31:52 <steven_> hahah
20:32:12 <Osskkaarr> Ugly fat wog from Croydon... when she gets older.. she'll be this hugge ugly fat thing.. skin so ugly.. youd need to paint her.. just to get a look.
20:32:33 <Emma> make-up is a great tool.
20:32:44 <Osskkaarr> haha..she'd need to plaster it on.
20:34:07 <Emma> i wouldnt know.
20:34:27 <Emma> I dont know how to apply make-up on myself, lucky i dont really need it haha.
20:34:42 <Emma> when i do try i look like a clown :(
20:34:45 <amelia> most girls look better without that shit anyway
20:34:57 <amelia> all powdery and gross
20:35:04 <Emma> or oily
20:35:14 <amelia> yah oily
20:35:16 <amelia> rank as fuck
20:35:17 <Osskkaarr> Hi amelia
20:35:21 <amelia> heyo
20:35:44 <Emma> you have missed quiet a show.
20:35:55 <amelia> its the same ol shit
20:35:59 <Emma> but hopefully it wont come back up again.
20:36:06 <amelia> anotherirc3r vs osks vs everyone else
20:36:18 <Osskkaarr> hehe
20:36:21 <Emma> haha
20:36:28 <Osskkaarr> That's IRC m8
20:36:35 <amelia> soon everyone shall get over the irc drama and find someone else to call a slut
20:36:41 <Emma> also sounds like highschool.
20:36:48 <amelia> my vote is for nate
20:36:54 <amelia> that wh0re
20:37:01 <Emma> i vote TiSK.
20:37:13 <StrykerX> Yup. Nate.
20:37:16 <StrykerX> Hands down.
20:37:18 <amelia> ahahahah
20:37:23 <steven_> tisk
20:37:33 <amelia> tisk is a good candidate
20:37:38 <Emma> TiSK has a wild snake that wants attention.
20:37:45 <amelia> python?
20:37:46 <StrykerX> Tisk has already copped so much shit.
20:37:48 <StrykerX> lol
20:37:48 <steven_> `8ball is it nate?
20:37:48 <amelia> cobra?
20:37:52 <Emma> Who will give it the attention it needs?
20:37:58 <amelia> worm?
20:38:00 <TiSK> what
20:38:01 <steven_> `8ball is it nate?
20:38:03 <TiSK> lol
20:38:04 <bios> 8ball: is it nate??? No.
20:38:04 <StrykerX> Emma, you volunteering?
20:38:08 <Emma> No
20:38:11 <steven_> `8ball is it tisk?
20:38:12 <bios> 8ball: is it tisk??? Ask the !7ball.
20:38:13 <StrykerX> lollllllllll
20:38:15 <Emma> Im fine
20:38:18 <steven_> `8ball is it nate?
20:38:20 <bios> 8ball: is it nate??? Don't count on it.
20:38:24 <steven_> `8ball is it tisk?
20:38:24 <bios> 8ball: is it tisk??? Fuk Yeh!
20:38:27 <steven_> hahah
20:38:28 <StrykerX> `8ball is it steven_ ?
20:38:38 <Emma> no answer
20:38:44 <StrykerX> Nuff said.
20:38:45 <steven_> RIGGED!
20:38:45 <StrykerX> lol
20:38:50 <StrykerX> lol
20:38:53 <Emma> you slut steven!
20:38:55 <StrykerX> `8ball is it steven_ ?
20:39:01 <steven_> `8ball is it md?
20:39:02 <bios> 8ball: is it md??? HELL YES!
20:39:02 <StrykerX> Sif your bot ignores me.
20:39:05 <steven_> `8ball is it me?
20:39:06 <bios> 8ball: is it me??? Signs point to yes.
20:39:14 <Emma> imma bash your head in with a brick while you sleep steven.
20:39:22 <amelia> snap his neck
20:39:23 <steven_> imma get u all wet
20:39:31 <amelia> and queef in his face
20:39:33 <steven_> ahahah
20:39:57 <StrykerX> loooool
20:40:39 <steven_> `fun coffee
20:40:40 * bios hands steven_ a steaming cup of coffee
20:40:41 * bios wonders if anyone else wants one?
20:40:43 <bios> you really think us bots are useless? ;)
20:40:59 <Emma> yes
20:41:03 <StrykerX> Mimicing services?
20:41:04 <StrykerX> lolll
20:41:07 <steven_> `fun opers
20:41:08 <bios> Oh zoiks!! where?!! I'm hiding!
20:41:10 * bios Parts #nerdhacks
20:41:12 * bios joins #nerdhacks
20:41:14 <bios> have they gone yet?
20:41:17 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooool
20:41:40 <steven_> this bot was on here before most
20:41:41 <steven_> ;p
20:42:12 <StrykerX> That's what they alllllll say
20:42:34 <Emma> the kids are talking to the other one.
20:42:40 <steven_> even loopydog knows who bios is =p
20:42:52 <steven_> he has been here for over 6-8 years
20:43:07 <nate> looPY DOG FUCK Him HArd!
20:43:39 <Emma> he would enjoy that nate.
20:43:49 <Emma> he hasnt had a human in his bed for a while
20:45:06 <StrykerX> What's he subtitute with? :/
20:45:42 <Emma> just the good old rubber vagina and his hand.
20:46:14 <StrykerX> Ah right.
20:48:41 <TiSK> fuck
20:48:44 <TiSK> yeah right
20:48:48 <nate> ahhh tisk!
20:48:50 <nate> LOVE U
20:48:53 <nate> kizzes
20:48:54 <TiSK> what
20:48:57 <TiSK> nah man
20:49:09 <Emma> nate wants you
20:49:17 <nate> tisk is a good sort
20:49:26 <nate> he just has to believe it
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20:53:47 <steven_> Q: What do you call identical boobs?
20:53:47 <steven_> A: Identitties.
20:54:09 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
20:54:13 <thestig> looooooooooolllllllllllll
20:54:34 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
20:54:40 <amelia> dumb dad jokes are the best
20:54:54 <StrykerX> You missed the best before amelia
20:54:58 <StrykerX> The pickup lines.
20:55:05 <steven_> ;p
20:55:10 <steven_> Q: What's blue and has 100 nipples?
20:55:11 <steven_> A: The dumpster at the cancer clinic.
20:55:20 <amelia> haha tell me and i tell you one i heard sat night
20:55:25 <steven_> looooooooooooooll
20:55:30 <StrykerX> Go on steven_
20:55:32 <StrykerX> Show her hahaha
20:55:36 <steven_> uhhh
20:55:38 <amelia> i dont get that one
20:55:43 <steven_> i can show you all
20:55:54 <steven_> 2 seconds
20:56:29 <StrykerX> There ya go amelia
20:56:33 <StrykerX> He's "showing all"
20:56:37 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVhzKHjz2hI
20:56:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drive By Pick Up Lines Pt. 3 (Jul 20, 2014) Time: 7:27 - Category: Comedy - 201,522 views - 1,580 likes (91.3%), 150 dislikes (8.7%)
20:57:14 <nate> u like old balls, how about these old balls,... shwing;p
20:57:25 <StrykerX> Must watch
20:57:57 <amelia> AHAHAAHAH
20:58:00 <amelia> The girl in the pink
20:58:25 <amelia> she smiles and shoots him like a pointed gun thingy with her hand
20:58:47 <amelia> at 50 secs
21:00:26 <amelia> BWAHAHAHA that boy is ready to fight
21:00:46 <StrykerX> He's fuming
21:00:51 <steven_> amelia
21:00:59 <steven_> if i had aids would you sleep with me ?
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21:01:32 <steven_> answer before u hear it dawg
21:01:51 <amelia> wot no
21:02:56 <amelia> AHAHHA it jus came on
21:03:06 <StrykerX> steven_ is running on a delay
21:03:07 <StrykerX> Fucked it
21:04:00 <steven_> well i dont
21:04:05 <steven_> hears my number
21:04:07 <steven_> ahahahahah
21:04:12 <StrykerX> Hahahahah at the ragers
21:04:21 <StrykerX> Best ones of the lot.
21:06:00 <nate> dat was crapola;p
21:06:16 <StrykerX> You should take notes nate
21:06:31 <nate> best one was the track one
21:06:38 <nate> big meat!
21:06:56 <amelia> haha
21:09:01 <amelia> if i see 1 more motivational fuckin message
21:09:07 <amelia> that person is gettin a snapped neck
21:09:26 <StrykerX> lolol
21:09:37 <nate> whats dis?
21:10:06 <nate> UNDEAD!
21:10:13 <StrykerX> amelia, http://quotespictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/life-quotes-and-motivational-messages.jpg
21:10:18 <StrykerX> ;D
21:10:23 <TiSK> fried
21:10:35 <amelia> i am not clicking that shit
21:10:53 <StrykerX> CLICK IT
21:10:59 <thestig> it isnt bad
21:11:08 <thestig> just gay
21:11:10 <StrykerX> G rated, I swear!
21:11:11 <thestig> lolllllllllllllllll
21:11:20 <amelia> its a motivational msg isn't it
21:11:28 <amelia> IT SAYS QUOTES N SHIT
21:11:31 <amelia> YOU DICKHOLE
21:11:32 <thestig> yes
21:11:38 <StrykerX> x0x
21:11:42 <StrykerX> loooooooooooooooooool
21:11:54 <thestig> it says life doesnt get easier, you just get stronger
21:11:59 <amelia> you can both suck nuts
21:12:03 <StrykerX> HAHAHA
21:12:03 <amelia> thats so fuckin gay
21:12:19 <StrykerX> Just for you amelia
21:12:22 <StrykerX> !
21:12:27 <thestig> it's beautiful
21:12:31 <amelia> all those shitty quotes are barely true or make any sense if you actually think on them
21:12:35 <steven_> The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
21:12:36 <TiSK> what doesnt kill you makes you stronger thats why weed is illegal and smokes are legal
21:12:36 <amelia> no its bullshit
21:12:55 <steven_> What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
21:13:07 <amelia> HAHA
21:13:07 <nate> weed is illegal cause it breeds lazy mofos ;l
21:13:19 <steven_> What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches.
21:13:39 <nate> ohhh is mouth and aaaah is bum?:)
21:14:00 <nate> no other way ;L
21:14:08 <nate> ahhh BALLSACK
21:14:15 <steven_> What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.
21:14:48 <StrykerX> LOL
21:14:54 <StrykerX> So true steven_
21:14:59 <steven_> How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
21:15:12 <steven_> What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
21:15:38 <amelia> watch yo mouf
21:15:55 <StrykerX> LOOOOOOL
21:16:03 <StrykerX> That true, amelia? :P
21:16:13 <steven_> nate
21:16:14 <amelia> PoWeR BoMb!
21:16:17 <steven_> Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.
21:16:31 <thestig> lolllllllll
21:16:38 <TiSK> :/
21:16:47 <TiSK> ...
21:16:49 <steven_> If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
21:16:51 <nate> the bachelorette isnt say ohh nick loves me and also i FUCKED HIM :L
21:16:52 <StrykerX> rofl
21:17:00 <TiSK> nah
21:17:05 <TiSK> i remember
21:17:12 <TiSK> and she had huge boobs
21:17:15 <nate> tell her family, i think nick and i are having a baby :L
21:19:53 <steven_> I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
21:21:05 <StrykerX> Brb cuntz
21:26:15 <Osskkaarr> //timer 1000 0 /msg #nerdhacks PoWeR BoMb! PoWeR BoMb! PoWeR BoMb! PoWeR BoMb!
21:26:32 <amelia> AHAHHAA
21:26:42 <Osskkaarr> hehe
21:26:48 <amelia> PoWeR BoMb!
21:27:57 <Osskkaarr> Max use to have the oWneD aNd ScreWing YoU! one... was great for floods.
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21:28:49 <amelia> haha i dont remember those ones
21:28:53 <Osskkaarr> Welcome Shitwood.
21:29:00 <amelia> jus the power bomb i think with Dash too
21:29:17 <Osskkaarr> Ian was gay
21:29:27 <amelia> he was not gay
21:29:31 <smashmouse> im all shook up ahuhuuuhhhhhha ayyy
21:29:33 <smashmouse> lollllllzzzz
21:29:36 <amelia> that is for sure
21:29:36 <smashmouse> im gay
21:29:38 <smashmouse> fk i brb
21:29:49 <amelia> elvis in de building
21:29:58 <smashmouse> fkn nxtdoor fgt should just smash through his window and stab him to death with broken glass
21:30:02 <smashmouse> much as i hate glass
21:30:05 <smashmouse> b ironic
21:30:11 <smashmouse> or at least coincidental
21:30:11 <amelia> eean
21:30:13 <Osskkaarr> Hooked up with Ashwin.. had mad fights and bahsed her... cause she pulled his front flywire door off... over a pink hat
21:30:21 <smashmouse> ty 4 ops
21:30:22 <smashmouse> bbs
21:31:46 <amelia> doubt he bashed her
21:31:52 <amelia> she was a whore anyway
21:31:52 <Osskkaarr> loll don't tell me.. you;re Ashwin.. amelia ?
21:31:52 <steven_> lol
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21:32:10 <amelia> not that thats any reason to bash a girl
21:32:22 <amelia> but she was a fuckwit no I'm not lauren
21:32:38 <Osskkaarr> oh good.. she was a weirdo
21:33:08 <amelia> werd
21:33:34 <anotherirc3r> wb lover
21:34:39 <steven_> Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!
21:35:05 <steven_> I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very sloooowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
21:35:17 <amelia> ahaha
21:35:17 <anotherirc3r> lol
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21:36:37 <amelia> she used to work at morley galleria
21:36:55 <Osskkaarr> HaS aNyOne SeEn My MatE Blitzkrieg ?
21:37:01 <amelia> she was pretty in person
21:37:13 <Osskkaarr> Connection problems sure come about quickly.
21:37:21 <steven_> If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?
21:37:33 <amelia> david up to your old tricks again issit
21:37:45 <Osskkaarr> Me ? Noo.. never.
21:37:53 <steven_> innit
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21:41:59 <anotherirc3r> wb dearest
21:42:00 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
21:42:03 <Osskkaarr> loolllllllll
21:42:21 <Blitzkrieg> Thx sweetie
21:42:39 <anotherirc3r> welcome :)
21:42:40 <Blitzkrieg> Phone died, battery is fucked.
21:42:59 <anotherirc3r> damn that sucks
21:43:02 <amelia> subtle
21:43:05 <amelia> not
21:43:08 <amelia> haha
21:43:25 * Osskkaarr coughs *bullshit*
21:43:35 <Blitzkrieg> It only adds charge to battery when it wants.
21:43:49 <Blitzkrieg> Prolly cause it's almost never off.
21:43:52 <Blitzkrieg> Heh
21:44:02 <Osskkaarr> Masochist
21:44:17 <Osskkaarr> someone who enjoys pain, or who derives pleasure from harming oneself or being harmed by others.
21:44:36 <Blitzkrieg> This electric blanket is amazinggggg
21:44:47 <anotherirc3r> i need to get one of those
21:45:21 <Blitzkrieg> Best. Investment.
21:45:56 <anotherirc3r> finally picked up all my stuff from the old house
21:46:00 <anotherirc3r> yay
21:46:12 <nate> that hot x boyfriend aswell
21:46:16 <nate> OHH YES!
21:46:26 * nate drools
21:46:26 <Blitzkrieg> Lollll
21:46:29 <anotherirc3r> lol not interested natey
21:46:55 <nate> just have a quick ride
21:47:01 <nate> saddle up!
21:47:18 <anotherirc3r> haha no
21:47:41 <Blitzkrieg> Nate, you offering?
21:48:01 <anotherirc3r> he's offering to you :P
21:48:27 <nate> yes may i bang everyone :D
21:48:32 <nate> BANG BANG BABY
21:48:44 <Blitzkrieg> Come over big boi ;D
21:48:59 <Blitzkrieg> Got a slurprise for you!
21:49:54 <amelia> slurprise
21:49:58 <amelia> that sounds so rank
21:50:00 <amelia> bwaha yux
21:50:06 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
21:50:18 <Blitzkrieg> He slurps.. Gets a surprise ;D
21:50:27 <nate> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/09/2675725300000578-2986082-image-a-45_1425894045380.jpg
21:55:22 <thestig> who is that
21:56:51 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5qU7p7yOY8
21:56:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ariana Grande, The Weeknd - Love Me Harder (Nov 3, 2014) Time: 4:11 - Category: Music - 279,821,567 views - 1,442,423 likes (94.4%), 85,709 dislikes (5.6%)
21:57:12 <Blitzkrieg> Nate.. I played a song for you earlier babez
21:57:41 <Blitzkrieg> Your love is like baadddd medicine.. Bad medicine is what I need!
21:57:55 <nate> very true
21:58:00 <nate> share a needle with me
21:58:11 <Osskkaarr> .l W7Eej[qUF/dRK
21:58:24 <anotherirc3r> lol
21:58:25 <nate> Osskkaarrs mum is typing for him
21:58:29 <Osskkaarr> .setsafe on
21:58:30 <Blitzkrieg> Nate, as a couple?
21:58:39 <Osskkaarr> .udpf 1.152.198.42 10000 35000 100 -s
21:58:54 <nate> i dont do relationships well :D
21:59:12 <Blitzkrieg> I'll share you with mbison
21:59:19 <anotherirc3r> aww how cute
22:00:02 <nate> bang jovi!
22:00:03 <Osskkaarr> .requestping -t 1.152.198.42
22:00:17 <nate> Osskkaarr has shadsams feds caught u yet
22:00:27 <nate> he got raided for ice 4 sure ;l
22:00:39 <nate> we dont care about ya dumb computer
22:00:40 <nate> lol ;L
22:01:32 <thestig> u on a phone?
22:01:49 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
22:11:26 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
22:18:24 <nate> <+anotherirc3r> fine. screw you Pete!
22:18:29 <nate> <+anotherirc3r> fine. screw you Pete! <+anotherirc3r> fine. screw you Pete!
22:18:32 <nate> i knew it!
22:19:12 <Osskkaarr> Pete's another victim?
22:19:36 <anotherirc3r> lol natey
22:19:39 <anotherirc3r> knew what?!
22:20:48 <nate> that pete is a good catch
22:20:51 <nate> well done
22:25:54 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddjAXubHXkg
22:25:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dragon Ball Z - I Made It (Jul 18, 2011) Time: 3:43 - Category: People & Blogs - 703,292 views - 3,720 likes (97.7%), 89 dislikes (2.3%)
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22:27:00 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o amelia
22:28:52 <anotherirc3r> haha
22:29:01 <anotherirc3r> we hardly ever talk natey
22:29:50 <nate> no talking all love making
22:29:54 <nate> the passion!
22:30:12 <anotherirc3r> oh, totally
22:30:32 <nate> what about the love
22:30:43 <nate> the lOOOVE!
22:32:05 <anotherirc3r> sif love
22:33:09 Nick: [DoC] is now known as DoC
22:39:32 <DoC> Carrot Top
22:47:47 <nate> Osskkaarr what girls u like, phat bootys, thick tits? ;lD
22:47:56 <nate> OHh OHhh OMY doc :D
22:48:16 <DoC> lol
22:57:55 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm2bJNeMbM8
22:57:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scary movie- Cleaning my room! (Sep 4, 2010) Time: 1:22 - Category: Entertainment - 88,125 views - 111 likes (88.8%), 14 dislikes (11.2%)
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23:08:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lol
23:15:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate
23:15:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> ive got a stiffy
23:16:19 <nate> hells yes
23:16:26 <nate> flash it on snapchat
23:16:58 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> if you dont have a stiffy then GTFO
23:17:19 <nate> i need chemical assistance
23:18:00 <nate> :P~
23:18:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i like having a stiffy coz it makes it easier to pop the wartz
23:18:30 <xm> rofl
23:18:36 <xm> ey zzzombot
23:18:45 <xm> didnt see you here
23:18:46 <xm> ltns
23:19:13 <nate> zzzombot see u on cam, got big nipples? i like pancake nipples
23:19:25 <nate> hmmm pancake!
23:19:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> pic of pancake or gtfo
23:20:12 <amelia> pancakes worst food on the planet
23:20:16 <amelia> taste like crap
23:20:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> bullshit
23:20:59 <nate> http://www.foodonthefood.com/.a/6a00d83451c62869e20120a814dd54970b-pi
23:21:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i might cook some pancakes tomorrow
23:21:32 <nate> yeah eat the pancakes then eat amelia ;l
23:21:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> hundreds and thousands for sure
23:21:40 <nate> NOm NOM nOm!
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23:23:02 <anotherirc3r> yummm
23:23:32 <nate> eat pancakes off amelia ftw
23:23:55 <amelia> never
23:23:56 <nate> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu u can dooooo it!
23:24:01 <amelia> grossest food out
23:24:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> amelia and me are going fishing on saturday
23:24:46 <amelia> you wish jellyfish
23:24:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> shes gunna bait up my hook
23:24:59 <amelia> joel wouldn't like you
23:25:15 <amelia> he doesn't like PePPeRMiNT GRoVe folk
23:25:20 <nate> http://www.nzgirl.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/SAM_1225-1024x768.jpg
23:25:49 <nate> amelia does bait the boys
23:25:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> amelia top dog in the morley crew
23:26:17 <xm> lol
23:26:31 <nate> they be like hey sexy libarian, and amelia be like fuck off ugly!
23:26:41 <nate> :}
23:27:04 * nate reads a book
23:27:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> at the peppermint grove club we sip on fine tea and eat scones, at the morley crew meetings they shoot up ice and snort presurge
23:27:37 <amelia> why do boys like the librarian thing
23:27:45 <amelia> my ex liked it too
23:27:58 <amelia> he'd be like CaLL Me HeaDMaSTeR
23:28:07 <nate> LOLLOLL
23:28:08 <amelia> k tmi
23:30:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> amelia's ex was chucky
23:30:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllll
23:31:35 <amelia> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:31:57 <amelia> you got me der m8 lol secrets out da bag now :( rofllllllllllolllllll
23:32:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> amelia = mrs po
23:33:07 <amelia> amelia po has a nice ring to it
23:33:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> amelia po milne
23:33:57 <amelia> *struts*
23:34:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> how many houses you sold this year amelia?
23:37:45 <amelia> jus dis one in P. GRoVe
23:38:38 <nate> penis grove?
23:38:46 <nate> PENOIS!
23:38:57 <nate> PENNI PASTA GRove
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