// #nerdhacks — 2015-07-23
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00:00:13 <amelia> amelia the estate agent roflolroflolroflolroflolllllllllolllllllllllllllllllll
00:01:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> estate agent who has sold zero houses in the last 12 months
00:01:27 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:02:24 <amelia> lolllllllllllllllllllllll zero lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll learn2sell amelialolololllllllllllll
00:03:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> cant sell any houses therefore cant afford to put food in the fridge
00:03:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> loololololollololololololololololololololololol
00:03:23 <nate> pork Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu in one of the houses :L
00:03:47 <SoYouveDecidedToStealCable> lol @ diamonds
00:03:53 <amelia> lololllllllllllllllllll how do you even eat amelia rofllllllllllllllllllll
00:05:35 <Shango> lmaoooooooooooooooooooo @ amelia
00:05:41 <Shango> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOL
00:06:06 <Shango> Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu do you think she could sells pissssss's abode?
00:06:18 <SoYouveDecidedToStealCable> pretty even has a concierge at the door, between the two large columns, and greets him with LOLOLOLOLOLLLOL when he enters
00:06:21 <SoYouveDecidedToStealCable> bretty*
00:06:31 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAH
00:06:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ pissss's abode
00:06:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> that would be one of the highest selling flats in victoria
00:07:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllll
00:07:07 <Shango> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:07:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> piss cashing in on the property boom roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:07:13 <SoYouveDecidedToStealCable> the walls would be full of ASCII art tags
00:07:29 <SoYouveDecidedToStealCable> / \\
00:07:32 <SoYouveDecidedToStealCable> $$ $$
00:07:44 <SoYouveDecidedToStealCable> \\//
00:07:44 <Shango> holes in the walls
00:07:49 <Shango> piss stains on the carpet
00:07:54 <Shango> shit on the roof
00:07:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> cigarette butts on the floor
00:08:03 <Shango> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
00:08:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> niggers sleeping on his bed
00:08:08 <Shango> loooollll
00:08:09 <Shango> yeah
00:08:17 <Shango> the buyer has to deal with the niggers themselves
00:08:19 <Shango> its in the contract
00:09:29 <Shango> We should ask pisss if he will let out one of his spare rooms (if he has any)
00:10:34 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> it is a studio i think
00:10:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllll
00:11:08 <Shango> a bed sitter
00:11:10 <Shango> LOOOOOOLLL
00:11:51 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
00:12:19 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllll @ real estate agent
00:12:27 <Shango> who is that person?
00:12:37 <Shango> just some random?
00:12:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i think so
00:12:46 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i dunno everyone here seems to know her
00:13:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate's been trying to get her into bed talking to her about pre workout drinks
00:13:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllll
00:13:14 <Shango> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
00:14:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate and amelia were going to go to a fat camp together to tone up lolloollllllllllllllll
00:14:17 <Shango> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:14:27 <Shango> 12 week challenge before summer
00:15:48 <Shango> maybe they could bring Serenity and Carrot top with them
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01:47:22 <smashmouse> wooooooo
01:47:49 <smashmouse> bum bums
01:47:56 <smashmouse> liqour n movie time!
02:08:32 <smashmouse> pooooofffyyy :(
02:08:39 <smashmouse> only 1 38 am ffs
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05:07:42 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: peace out bitches!
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10:50:08 Nick: Exo is now known as RayJ
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12:06:21 <anotherirc3r> fucken taxis m8
12:08:17 <Blitzkrieg> Loooool
12:08:34 <Blitzkrieg> 13cabs are useless
12:09:57 <anotherirc3r> ya i hate them
12:11:03 <anotherirc3r> love these cold and flu tablets though
12:11:10 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
12:11:13 <Blitzkrieg> I bet
12:11:38 <anotherirc3r> bbl taxi
12:11:51 <Blitzkrieg> Oki
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12:45:31 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as kodak
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13:52:44 <nate> hurt myself on leg press, need a slinky kiss
13:52:51 <nate> SMOOCHES!
14:14:12 <Blitzkrieg> He can kiss it better
14:14:27 <Blitzkrieg> And work his way up your leg ;D
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15:25:00 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
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16:07:10 <anotherirc3r> sup bish
16:07:19 <Blitzkrieg> Nm babycakez
16:07:21 <Blitzkrieg> U
16:07:27 <anotherirc3r> nothing much
16:07:36 <anotherirc3r> went to the apple shop - turned out my cable had died
16:07:44 <anotherirc3r> you have to get 'appointments'
16:07:56 <anotherirc3r> had to waste an hour and fifteen minutes 'shopping'
16:08:00 <anotherirc3r> i hate shopping centres m8
16:08:26 <Blitzkrieg> U loved it
16:08:34 <Blitzkrieg> Just in denial.
16:08:47 <anotherirc3r> nah man
16:08:49 <anotherirc3r> tired from walking
16:09:02 <Blitzkrieg> Nawww diddumsss
16:09:21 <anotherirc3r> got myself a frozen yoghurt though
16:09:23 <anotherirc3r> that was niceeee
16:09:27 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
16:15:25 Join: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:15:25 Mode: (by kodak) +o LoopyDOG
16:15:32 <LoopyDOG> hmm
16:15:51 <kodak> I removed the gline davo
16:16:27 <LoopyDOG> got nothing else better to do than folloow me coz i got what they want.. come try and rob me cunt
16:16:59 <LoopyDOG> it'll backflip on u n u be the one getting robbed for all u got nothing but ya soul
16:17:02 <LoopyDOG> ya cunt
16:19:45 <Blitzkrieg> Back on ice?
16:22:09 <kodak> lolll
16:22:19 <LoopyDOG> being followed so i chased the cunt down in early hrs
16:22:34 <anotherirc3r> ...
16:22:37 <LoopyDOG> cunt came at me i know who it is i think
16:23:05 <LoopyDOG> when ya see same car goin past places u at few times something was up
16:23:07 <LoopyDOG> faggot cunts\
16:23:40 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
16:23:41 <Blitzkrieg> Back on ice
16:23:46 <anotherirc3r> you okay LoopyDOG?
16:23:56 <kodak> You know when it's a junkie ... they rage on about shit when they join.
16:24:13 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
16:24:14 <Blitzkrieg> I liked him drug free
16:24:19 <Blitzkrieg> He was alright
16:25:35 <LoopyDOG> bit of give n take i dont like bein followed so i turned the tables
16:25:58 <LoopyDOG> setup dogs
16:26:08 <anotherirc3r> ...okay
16:26:47 <kodak> kuniva was on drugs yesterday... he was going all day and night... now hes not seen.
16:26:50 <LoopyDOG> i'll find out for certain but i think it was steven 's mate
16:27:21 <Blitzkrieg> Oh you mean when he was posting all those pedo pix
16:27:27 <kodak> yeah
16:27:40 <anotherirc3r> gross
16:27:59 <Blitzkrieg> Fucking scum
16:29:17 <anotherirc3r> can't wait to see how many missed calls i have when i start up my phone :/
16:29:21 <smashmouse> woooooooooooooooo
16:29:30 <smashmouse> amelias cage all cleaned awww
16:29:33 <smashmouse> hahahahahahahas
16:29:42 <smashmouse> she took a sloppy SHIT on naths neck rofl
16:29:49 <smashmouse> coz had nowhere to put her BWAHAHAHAHAHA
16:30:23 <smashmouse> she not allowed out tho till later or tomoz :P
16:30:41 <smashmouse> coz i slept on the couch nath slept in my bed
16:30:56 <smashmouse> n she somehow got hold of my good pillow case n chewed on it :o lolzzzzz
16:31:10 Mode: (by kodak) -m
16:31:29 <smashmouse> [15:35] <Serenity> these chicks in a group im in are all into the adult colouring atm, I wish I wasnt a fat slut fkn whore with kids to three different dudes cause im a fkn slut with a gay husband
16:31:30 <smashmouse> WHOAH
16:31:34 <smashmouse> omigosh lolz
16:32:15 <anotherirc3r> and i'm apparently a slut
16:32:16 <anotherirc3r> right
16:34:35 <smashmouse> ROFLS
16:34:36 <kodak> You're not. Doesn't matter what she thinks.
16:34:44 <smashmouse> she is the biggest skank on fucken austnet
16:34:52 <smashmouse> i had this thing for a chick
16:34:54 <smashmouse> so lame
16:34:56 <smashmouse> but did
16:35:07 <smashmouse> n she got her drunk with shadowlurker n raped her
16:35:10 <Blitzkrieg> Amelia?
16:35:15 <smashmouse> Serenity
16:35:16 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
16:35:22 <smashmouse> she was fucked
16:35:38 <smashmouse> tried to do all this shit to herself
16:35:40 <smashmouse> she muslim now
16:35:41 <smashmouse> LOL
16:35:51 <smashmouse> now that's how u get fucked so bad u turn muslim LOL
16:36:03 <smashmouse> sezz is a fat pig should stop procreating
16:36:41 <Blitzkrieg> That Serenity paste is clearly fake lol
16:36:47 <smashmouse> ima get a job after court if court goes well
16:36:50 <smashmouse> so bored
16:36:54 <smashmouse> yer ino
16:36:58 <smashmouse> i added on to it
16:36:59 <smashmouse> lolz
16:36:59 <anotherirc3r> reach down your hand in your pocket pull out some hope for me
16:37:03 <anotherirc3r> it's been a longgggggg day
16:37:06 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha
16:37:10 <nate> smashmouse knock her upppppp!:)
16:37:14 <smashmouse> ew
16:37:17 <smashmouse> mang
16:37:19 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahaha
16:37:21 <smashmouse> yukmouth
16:37:27 <steven_> looooooooooooooooool
16:37:29 <nate> shes a breeder :P
16:37:29 <smashmouse> who would do that besides shadowlurker
16:37:32 <smashmouse> n some drunk guys
16:37:32 <nate> comeon!
16:37:45 <smashmouse> she looks more like miss piggy than mew does!
16:37:46 <smashmouse> :/
16:37:51 <smashmouse> I HAVE TASTE
16:38:01 <smashmouse> :P
16:38:04 <smashmouse> like in u ;)
16:38:05 <smashmouse> reow
16:38:08 <nate> skinny taste
16:38:09 <smashmouse> me u and daz
16:38:12 <smashmouse> in a hut tob
16:38:13 <smashmouse> just
16:38:17 <smashmouse> let out our feelings
16:38:18 <smashmouse> ;)
16:38:24 <smashmouse> sex up the water ;) ;)
16:38:28 <nate> show us a skinny girl u wanna get with
16:38:38 <Blitzkrieg> 3some with you and nate
16:38:39 <smashmouse> actually
16:38:42 <smashmouse> not into skinny girls
16:38:43 <smashmouse> lolz
16:38:43 <Blitzkrieg> I'm down for that!!
16:38:48 <smashmouse> im into amelias size
16:38:54 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
16:39:00 <anotherirc3r> what's amelias size then?
16:39:02 <anotherirc3r> sif be vague
16:39:03 <smashmouse> i just love postin those pics coz i would fk them if i could
16:39:09 <smashmouse> ask her
16:39:11 <smashmouse> 10
16:39:12 <smashmouse> ;)
16:39:18 <nate> https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2391365416/1.png
16:39:18 <smashmouse> i like 10-14
16:39:33 <smashmouse> oh yum
16:39:38 <smashmouse> put two fingers in her ass
16:39:39 <smashmouse> mmmmz
16:39:41 <smashmouse> rofls
16:39:59 <anotherirc3r> that's yuck natey
16:40:05 <smashmouse> this Simon Pegg movie kill me three times is great coz its set in AUSTRALIA!!!
16:40:17 <smashmouse> she could take some fingers anotherirc3r
16:40:23 <smashmouse> some cock in the ass mmm
16:40:37 <smashmouse> just joshin
16:40:54 <anotherirc3r> yux
16:40:55 <Blitzkrieg> Lies
16:41:02 <anotherirc3r> not into it m8
16:41:05 <smashmouse> tbh anal
16:41:10 <smashmouse> i was in the shower for ages
16:41:14 <smashmouse> paranoid i had shit on it
16:41:15 <smashmouse> lolz
16:41:27 Nick: steven_ is now known as kodak`
16:41:28 <smashmouse> enema b4 anal
16:41:33 <smashmouse> kodakz mum
16:41:35 <Blitzkrieg> Shit on your arse?
16:41:38 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf?
16:41:43 <smashmouse> nah
16:41:49 Nick: kodak` is now known as steven_
16:41:51 <smashmouse> i had one spec of doo doo on ma dick
16:41:54 <smashmouse> n i was like SHOWER
16:41:55 <smashmouse> lols
16:42:19 <smashmouse> steven_ nugget!!!!!
16:42:20 <smashmouse> xD
16:42:38 <steven_> }
16:42:40 <steven_> ;}
16:42:51 <kodak> :]
16:42:55 <smashmouse> XD XD XD XD
16:43:00 <smashmouse> so ma mum is ready for yas
16:43:03 <smashmouse> ;)
16:43:07 <kodak> ;p
16:43:08 <smashmouse> 500 she said
16:43:09 <smashmouse> :P
16:43:52 <smashmouse> ahahaha
16:44:31 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: peace out bitches!
16:44:56 <kodak> [23/07/2015 16:45:03] *** [#j] topic- 'Steven `kodak Jade Wicket moore DaShOcKER iCER SuCk ShIt!1! <----HACKERS FOR LIFE---->'
16:44:57 <kodak> [23/07/2015 16:45:03] *** [#j] topic- set by mR (12/04/2013 [20:20:17])
16:45:22 <steven_> dashocker = faggt
16:45:22 <anotherirc3r> ?
16:45:28 <kodak> davo?
16:45:30 <anotherirc3r> i think i remember talking to that guy
16:45:35 <steven_> dashocker = LoopyDOG
16:45:40 <anotherirc3r> no way!
16:45:47 <StrykerX> lollll
16:46:03 <smashmouse> topic welcome to the two finger up your ass channel enjoy your stay PS smashmouse will toss ur salad!
16:46:08 <steven_> i deleted wicket off skype
16:46:09 <smashmouse> mwhoooahahahahahahassss
16:46:10 Nick: LoopyDOG is now known as dAsHoCkEr
16:46:13 <steven_> about 4 months ago
16:46:16 <anotherirc3r> dude..
16:46:19 <smashmouse> fk is wicket
16:46:26 <smashmouse> we gotta skype next week bro
16:46:35 <smashmouse> ill b fkn furious over this fkn tribunal thing
16:46:36 <dAsHoCkEr> now im just a Loopy DOG
16:46:39 <smashmouse> if it doesnt go right
16:46:42 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha
16:46:52 <smashmouse> he's fkn
16:46:59 <smashmouse> my mother might lose her god damned job.
16:47:07 <smashmouse> she built the god damned co op
16:47:18 <smashmouse> this disloyal cunt and his mother
16:47:28 <smashmouse> better go good
16:47:30 <smashmouse> XD
16:47:42 <nate> http://i1.wp.com/memecollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Gamer-Girls_1.jpg?w=900
16:47:43 <smashmouse> oh he complained because he heard me say cat
16:47:47 <smashmouse> and said i have a cat
16:47:49 <smashmouse> rofl
16:47:52 <smashmouse> RAT
16:47:59 <smashmouse> i called her a crazy cat rat
16:48:01 <smashmouse> rofl
16:48:07 <steven_> xbox
16:48:13 <smashmouse> i am onx xbox
16:48:15 <smashmouse> i cant wait
16:48:25 <smashmouse> till we can play 360>xbox one!
16:48:27 <smashmouse> woooo
16:48:30 <smashmouse> :D ^5
16:48:35 <smashmouse> sik ey
16:48:57 <smashmouse> i gots to get red dead again and blops 2
16:49:02 <kodak> I had xbox 360 .. was given to me and I didn't want it.. so I gave it away.
16:49:13 <steven_> i got about 5 of em
16:49:35 <steven_> most of them are perm banned
16:49:46 <smashmouse> ye
16:49:47 <smashmouse> well
16:49:53 <smashmouse> 360 and xbox can play games soon
16:49:53 <smashmouse> :P
16:50:46 <steven_> im going for a poo
16:51:02 <nate> webcam :P
16:51:18 <kodak> Take slinky with you.. he wants to use his 2 fingers to pull ya shit out.
16:51:29 <steven_> won need 2
16:51:30 <smashmouse> naw
16:51:31 <smashmouse> im cool
16:51:34 <steven_> wont
16:51:35 <smashmouse> i kinda have a
16:51:35 <smashmouse> um
16:51:41 <smashmouse> thing for someone
16:51:42 <StrykerX> Hardon?
16:51:42 <smashmouse> :P
16:51:43 <StrykerX> looooooooool
16:51:50 <steven_> its going to fall out
16:51:56 <steven_> i been brewing it all day
16:51:56 <nate> slinky tongs
16:52:03 <kodak> haha
16:52:22 <steven_> end of the day i let one rip
16:52:29 <steven_> stunk my work out
16:52:29 <smashmouse> shhh
16:52:32 <smashmouse> dun b mean
16:52:35 <steven_> i went and hid in the toliet
16:52:36 <steven_> hahaahaa
16:52:39 <steven_> till the smell went
16:52:40 <smashmouse> i allowed 2 b human n haz feelinks
16:52:41 <steven_> brb
16:52:42 <smashmouse> ahahahahahahaha
16:52:47 <smashmouse> fart in ur face steven!
16:52:56 <StrykerX> Who's the lucky girl, Josh?
16:56:36 <steven_> ewww
16:56:41 <steven_> that stunk like shit
16:59:50 Nick: dAsHoCkEr is now known as LoopyDOIG
16:59:57 Nick: LoopyDOIG is now known as LoopyDOG
17:05:57 <smashmouse> lucky
17:06:00 <smashmouse> dunno bout that
17:06:06 <smashmouse> just a lil crush on her i guess
17:06:07 <smashmouse> lols
17:06:13 <anotherirc3r> it's meelz
17:06:14 <anotherirc3r> we know
17:06:45 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooool
17:06:55 <smashmouse> muppets most wante dtime woo
17:06:58 <smashmouse> havent seen the first one
17:07:00 <smashmouse> meelz
17:07:08 <smashmouse> thats what nath calls amelia the rat
17:07:10 <smashmouse> n im like
17:07:16 <smashmouse> UNO THAS HER NICK ON IRC CUNT
17:07:16 <smashmouse> LOLS
17:07:20 <StrykerX> loll
17:07:23 <StrykerX> It so is
17:07:30 <StrykerX> How cutsie :P
17:07:56 <steven_> irc relationship
17:08:04 <anotherirc3r> indeed
17:08:24 <steven_> how sad
17:09:52 <LoopyDOG> i want one
17:09:59 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooool
17:09:59 * LoopyDOG winx at anotherirc3r
17:10:23 <steven_> and thats how it started
17:11:24 <LoopyDOG> know anyone currently driving a blue FORD XR
17:11:24 <nate> LoopyDOG hump her leg!
17:11:34 <LoopyDOG> steven
17:11:57 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo
17:11:59 <grubs> YouTube Title: Taylor Swift - Bad Blood ft. Kendrick Lamar - Views: 365,509,877 - Length: 4:05 - Uploaded: 2015-05-18 - Likes: 2,857,802 - Dislikes: 221,821
17:12:01 <LoopyDOG> light kinda blueish
17:12:03 <steven_> yeh i do
17:12:08 <LoopyDOG> who is it
17:12:08 <steven_> his name is kevin
17:12:12 <LoopyDOG> kevin who
17:12:26 <steven_> nickname 'toliet brush'
17:12:33 <steven_> big nose?
17:12:43 <LoopyDOG> person i was with said it looked like ronald scott
17:12:49 <steven_> hahaha
17:12:49 <LoopyDOG> the cunt did say he was gonna rob me
17:12:52 <LoopyDOG> hahahahaa
17:13:02 <LoopyDOG> i chased the cunt down
17:13:06 <LoopyDOG> whoever it was
17:13:16 <steven_> he lives on thorburn
17:13:22 <steven_> i was at his house 2 nights ago
17:13:41 <steven_> his girlfriend killed someone not long ago
17:13:44 <LoopyDOG> yerr there was just a car that came past my house then at 2am this mornin came past chris pages
17:13:45 <steven_> she is in prison
17:13:45 <smashmouse> amelia says u all smell like rat pees
17:13:47 <smashmouse> :P
17:13:53 <LoopyDOG> then did a loop
17:14:00 <LoopyDOG> n kinda waited for me to catch up to em
17:14:03 <LoopyDOG> playing games
17:14:14 <LoopyDOG> i doubt it was him though
17:14:16 <steven_> not him
17:14:18 <steven_> he has a kid
17:14:18 <LoopyDOG> he dont have orange hair
17:14:25 <LoopyDOG> yeah thought so
17:14:29 <steven_> blonde
17:14:39 <LoopyDOG> this cunt didnt like me chasing him down though
17:14:42 <anotherirc3r> LoopyDOG is the one i remember!
17:14:43 <anotherirc3r> so weird
17:14:49 <steven_> he tags up farse
17:15:04 <LoopyDOG> pulled up next to him and we had beef cunt tryed running me off road
17:15:05 <LoopyDOG> haha
17:15:09 <LoopyDOG> poofter cunt
17:15:42 <LoopyDOG> looked like a looper
17:18:17 <steven_> na
17:18:22 <steven_> if it was one of my mattes
17:18:25 <steven_> they would of bashed ya
17:18:43 <LoopyDOG> yeh
17:18:56 <LoopyDOG> just dont like being followed
17:19:46 <steven_> cuz your a paranoid cunt
17:19:55 <steven_> who gives a shit if someone follows you
17:20:11 <LoopyDOG> yeah
17:20:20 <LoopyDOG> but was just hell sus
17:20:27 <steven_> i done a snakey up the road and some cunt followed me home
17:20:41 <steven_> he didnt pull up cuz he was a bitch
17:20:42 <steven_> haha
17:20:47 <steven_> he just kept driving
17:21:09 <steven_> yesterday at work
17:21:11 <LoopyDOG> i woulda confronted u and u woulda back down
17:21:18 <steven_> bro
17:21:20 <LoopyDOG> and apologized for your behaviour
17:21:26 <LoopyDOG> and if u didnt
17:21:30 <steven_> you would do nothing
17:21:32 <LoopyDOG> i would make u
17:21:43 <steven_> you get stood over by muslims
17:21:45 <steven_> go kill yurself
17:21:56 <steven_> i would of made you sign ur car over
17:21:57 <LoopyDOG> u'll see
17:22:00 <steven_> i hear its not hard
17:22:14 <LoopyDOG> u'll be seeing me sooner than later
17:22:18 <LoopyDOG> mark my words
17:22:32 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
17:22:46 <steven_> you cant do nothing to me son
17:22:54 <steven_> your welcome to come try
17:22:55 <LoopyDOG> when u least expect it i will be there
17:22:59 <steven_> hahaha
17:23:04 <LoopyDOG> ready to bring u down a level
17:23:06 <steven_> im always ready faggot
17:23:30 <steven_> 19 watercress gardens dayton 6055
17:23:37 <steven_> incase you forgot
17:24:10 <kodak> Yours or his?
17:24:30 <kodak> loollllllll
17:24:38 <anotherirc3r> going to stalk you steven
17:24:44 <kodak> SteVen goT baLLz
17:25:53 <LoopyDOG> 46 wattle drive morley
17:25:58 <LoopyDOG> incase you forgot
17:26:06 <steven_> giving ur mummys address out
17:26:08 <steven_> looooool
17:26:10 <StrykerX> LOL
17:26:16 <steven_> your the one with a problem cunt come around anytime
17:26:19 <steven_> ill knock you out
17:26:22 <steven_> bring ur g/f
17:26:23 <steven_> she can watch
17:26:43 <LoopyDOG> i'll bring my iron fist that i rule with
17:26:44 <kodak> Beechboro.. never heard of Dayton
17:26:47 <steven_> she will be going threw your wallet with me
17:26:49 <steven_> hahahaahahhahaahahah
17:26:58 <steven_> dayton is a new estate
17:27:15 <steven_> near caversham
17:27:35 <steven_> haha
17:27:37 <steven_> LoopyDOG
17:27:46 <steven_> i seen u have about 4 fights in your life
17:27:50 <steven_> i havnt seen you land one punch
17:27:56 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
17:27:59 <kodak> I use to live in Morley... Crimea Street
17:28:20 <steven_> did you have christmas lights
17:28:21 <steven_> :P
17:28:26 <StrykerX> [17:27] <steven_> i seen u have about 4 fights in your life
17:28:27 <StrykerX> [17:27] <steven_> i havnt seen you land one punch
17:28:28 <kodak> Everyone did
17:28:29 <StrykerX> LOLLL
17:28:35 <StrykerX> LoopyDOG: Piss weak mate
17:28:46 <steven_> hahaha
17:28:56 <StrykerX> kodak: Did LoopyDOG live near your old address?
17:29:03 <steven_> na
17:29:17 <steven_> about 15 minutes
17:29:20 <steven_> his address is morley
17:29:26 <LoopyDOG> i dont need to even throw a punch u will shiver in your boots as soon as u see me from a distance comin n lockin yaself up and boardering ya windows
17:29:28 <steven_> but the otherside of the street is beechboro
17:29:32 <LoopyDOG> pretend ya not home
17:29:37 <StrykerX> Ah ok
17:29:41 <steven_> cunt front door will be unlocked
17:29:51 <StrykerX> LoopyDOG: I think you're mistaking steven_ for tisk
17:29:56 <LoopyDOG> i'll b coming through the backdoor
17:29:59 <StrykerX> He hides behind objects from people.
17:30:04 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
17:30:06 <anotherirc3r> sik m8. lets bash each otha
17:30:21 <LoopyDOG> backdoor will be open
17:30:26 <StrykerX> LoopyDOG will be a no-show
17:30:28 <StrykerX> 9/10 are.
17:30:30 <nate> is LoopyDOG good with the ladies?:)
17:30:31 <kodak> FuLLy SiK brO
17:30:50 <StrykerX> nate: LoopyDOG is good with a needle
17:30:52 <StrykerX> That's about it.
17:30:56 <steven_> yeah real good with the ladies
17:31:30 <steven_> on payday
17:31:43 <StrykerX> Prossies don't count.
17:31:48 <StrykerX> So that changes to a no.
17:31:52 <LoopyDOG> i see no one and keep to myself
17:32:28 <StrykerX> Typical of a junkie loser.
17:32:42 <anotherirc3r> be nice
17:32:54 <anotherirc3r> i am a hermit too m8
17:32:54 <steven_> i stay home and see most of my mates
17:32:57 <StrykerX> I am being nice :)
17:32:58 <steven_> because they come to my house
17:34:27 <kodak> steven and davo kiss and make up now.
17:34:56 <anotherirc3r> i agree
17:35:01 <kodak> NexT #NerdHacKs FigHt
17:35:33 <anotherirc3r> weird to see you with that nickname
17:35:58 <kodak> o_o
17:36:12 <anotherirc3r> well, it is
17:36:16 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
17:36:16 Mode: (by kodak) +o tisk
17:36:18 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/cherish-chris
17:37:22 <StrykerX> Surpised that nick isn't GLined
17:37:36 <anotherirc3r> okay.. what's the difference between a gline and a zline?
17:38:19 <steven_> ones called a zline ones called a gline
17:38:35 <steven_> kline = local server ban
17:38:46 <steven_> gline zline = global ban
17:38:50 <anotherirc3r> ah right
17:38:55 <anotherirc3r> thanks
17:39:02 <kodak> It's glined on connect... always has been.
17:39:40 <StrykerX> Ah right
17:42:44 Nick: kodak is now known as Osskkaarr
17:43:11 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as kodak
17:43:19 <kodak> [G-Lined: Stop threatening users and servers]
17:43:32 <anotherirc3r> rofl
17:46:02 <steven_> st3v3n was banned
17:46:09 <steven_> all my names were banned
17:48:55 <kodak> Hailstorm, heaven or aptiva set that gline
17:50:14 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 123 seconds
17:53:52 <kodak> Snow 600 meters Sunday
17:53:55 <kodak> woohooo
17:54:16 <StrykerX> Mt Macedon?
17:55:14 <kodak> Nah.. wont be 600 meters there. ... 800-900 or so
17:55:28 <StrykerX> Bugger
17:55:36 <StrykerX> Wouldn't mind taking my boy to see snow
17:55:40 <StrykerX> Reckon he'll love it
17:56:55 <kodak> To get the best out of it.. you gotta do a day trip to either Falls Creek, Buller, Hotham ... nowhere else has snow
17:57:10 <kodak> If there';s snow over this side.. it'll be shit and not worth playing in
17:58:26 <kodak> I go to Mt Mac to see the snow falling and to enjoy a hot coffee.
18:00:08 <kodak> if it;'s not falling.. I come back home.
18:00:20 <StrykerX> Yer valid point
18:00:25 <anotherirc3r> i want maccas
18:00:30 <anotherirc3r> StrykerX get me maccas kthx
18:00:33 <LoopyDOG> i'll blow my load over everything and everyone
18:00:36 <StrykerX> Once I pay me rego, hit one of the snow fields
18:00:43 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:00:43 Mode: (by kodak) +o nate
18:01:09 <StrykerX> anotherirc3r: cbf
18:01:14 <StrykerX> Sorry love :P
18:01:21 <StrykerX> Plus, car is unreg'd
18:01:59 <kodak> Shit aye.. mine isn;t either
18:02:10 <kodak> expired 2 days ago
18:02:39 <anotherirc3r> cbf?
18:02:40 <anotherirc3r> bish
18:02:42 <StrykerX> Mine did last week
18:02:45 * anotherirc3r kicks StrykerX
18:02:49 <kodak> Back on the road tomorrow.. all good :)
18:03:12 <StrykerX> Could use the work car but I'd need to explain the kms
18:03:36 <anotherirc3r> it's okay.. the sick girl will just starve instead
18:03:46 <StrykerX> Order a pizza?
18:04:02 <LoopyDOG> i feel like eating food tonight
18:04:10 <StrykerX> Pasta? Indian? Chinese?
18:04:20 <anotherirc3r> better not
18:04:28 <LoopyDOG> ass
18:05:02 <anotherirc3r> already fat m8
18:05:04 <anotherirc3r> sif be obese
18:05:33 <LoopyDOG> im fighting fit and ready for war
18:05:43 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
18:06:09 <LoopyDOG> do not laugh steven
18:06:15 <steven_> shut ur cunt
18:06:31 <LoopyDOG> ur a joke
18:06:34 <steven_> haha
18:08:11 <kodak> Far from fat
18:08:35 <kodak> StrykerX would agree... little.. but not fat.
18:08:53 <StrykerX> Yes.
18:08:59 <StrykerX> One of the rare things we agree on.
18:09:03 <anotherirc3r> bushpig m8
18:09:19 <anotherirc3r> friggin don't call me little either!
18:09:29 <StrykerX> Lil Jen
18:09:30 * StrykerX pats
18:09:32 <kodak> That's plivents view... and that's not valid.
18:09:39 <StrykerX> Agreed.
18:09:50 <StrykerX> Something's wrong here.. Agreeing too much.
18:09:54 * anotherirc3r kicks StrykerX
18:09:55 <anotherirc3r> >:/
18:10:07 <StrykerX> You so wouldn't kick me :P
18:10:23 <kodak> nO BaLLz m8
18:10:31 <StrykerX> Yup
18:10:43 <anotherirc3r> h84uboth
18:10:56 <StrykerX> You don't hate either of us.
18:10:59 <StrykerX> lollllll
18:11:03 <kodak> :)
18:11:05 <nate> someone lick her pussy!
18:11:09 <nate> settle her down
18:12:43 <anotherirc3r> nah m8
18:15:23 <nate> slrrrup@
18:16:31 <anotherirc3r> you go slurp on smashmouse :P
18:17:15 <StrykerX> He already has
18:17:20 <StrykerX> That's why josh is away
18:17:23 <StrykerX> Resting afterward
18:17:26 <anotherirc3r> haha
18:18:00 <kodak> !quote 2
18:18:00 <grubs> Quote: [#2\196] [19:18] <@steven_> smashmouse, did you get them jeans on sale? because they are 100% off at nates house
18:18:13 <StrykerX> Guess there's an element of truth to that line
18:18:14 <StrykerX> lol
18:18:25 <anotherirc3r> i am so looking forward to these cold and flu tablets for nighttime
18:18:32 <anotherirc3r> maybe i can sleep!
18:19:25 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:19:45 <anotherirc3r> sif wake up at 4:00am
18:19:55 <kodak> Takes me hours to get to sleep when being sick... got all this snot running out and ya all blocked up and can't breath
18:20:17 <StrykerX> I usually drug myself up and pass out for 10 hours :D
18:20:29 <anotherirc3r> i tried :/
18:21:10 <anotherirc3r> @#$#@$#
18:21:17 <anotherirc3r> i should have got an electric blanket!
18:21:20 <anotherirc3r> goddammit
18:21:55 <kodak> They are good.. ive had 2 and they end up not working after a few months
18:22:07 <StrykerX> My old one lasted forever
18:22:14 <StrykerX> Till I was sick one night and vomited on it
18:22:20 <StrykerX> Didn't quite work the same after
18:22:23 <anotherirc3r> haha
18:22:27 <kodak> yuck
18:22:29 <anotherirc3r> was that when you were being a hero?
18:22:33 <StrykerX> No
18:22:35 <StrykerX> Well after that
18:22:40 <steven_> lol
18:22:46 <StrykerX> This was a bad cold!
18:22:53 <anotherirc3r> sure m8
18:23:18 <StrykerX> Fuck up
18:23:22 <StrykerX> I'm goin.. xbox mod time
18:23:25 <steven_> i have on in jan
18:23:35 <steven_> HAD
18:23:35 <StrykerX> This new electric blanket is epic tho
18:23:42 <steven_> lasted till feb
18:23:51 <anotherirc3r> that sucks
18:24:04 <steven_> fuck this keyboard!
18:24:06 <steven_> its fucked!
18:24:20 <anotherirc3r> i thought you only lost the t key
18:24:33 <steven_> yeh and they other get stuck and dont press
18:24:48 <anotherirc3r> ...k don't wanna kno wot u been up to
18:24:52 <kodak> you know what that means
18:25:05 <steven_> pubes are stuck in between the keys
18:25:42 <steven_> i left it out the back
18:25:46 <steven_> for about 4 months
18:43:45 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:43:45 Mode: (by kodak) +o nate
18:44:11 <anotherirc3r> wb natey
18:45:48 <nate> yeah was playin a game
18:46:09 <anotherirc3r> what game?
18:47:45 <nate> sorcerer king
18:50:13 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 123 seconds
18:53:09 <StrykerX> steven_:
18:53:15 <StrykerX> How the FUCK did you solder this cunt?
18:53:19 <StrykerX> The joins are TINY
18:54:38 <kodak> I hate soldering
18:54:52 <StrykerX> I don't mind it
18:54:58 <nate> i solder ass ;l
18:55:01 <StrykerX> But the points where you need to solder it onto the mobo
18:55:06 <StrykerX> Are around 2mm tops
18:55:10 <nate> soo hot
18:55:20 <kodak> Get some solder onto a little bit of wire... and then joint it with another bit of wire by soldering it again... and it took 2 hours :/
18:56:12 <StrykerX> :/
18:56:40 <kodak> I wanted the ends to be solderd first.. and then solder them together
18:57:25 <kodak> I didn't bother with what I was wanting to do... took too long and I was hanging for a smoke
18:57:41 <anotherirc3r> bloody smokers
18:57:44 * anotherirc3r shakes her head
18:57:53 <nate> anotherirc3r kiss them!
18:58:02 <StrykerX> Yer I'm on smoko already
18:58:04 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0
18:58:07 <grubs> YouTube Title: Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars - Views: 867,982,777 - Length: 4:31 - Uploaded: 2014-11-19 - Likes: 3,996,801 - Dislikes: 190,039
18:58:11 <anotherirc3r> that's unusual for you StrykerX :P
18:58:15 <kodak> Yeah bloody smokers!
18:58:17 <StrykerX> just looking at it
18:58:18 <nate> StrykerX and kodak are little b1's ;D
18:58:23 <StrykerX> Nuh
18:58:25 <anotherirc3r> rofl
18:58:27 <StrykerX> I don't smoke weed.
18:58:29 <nate> one day cancer
18:58:33 <StrykerX> Just tobacco
18:58:36 <StrykerX> Oh right
18:58:36 <nate> COME at me cancer
18:58:37 <anotherirc3r> natey, i sense a bromance blossoming
18:58:39 <kodak> I hate smoking near people who don't smoke... hate the smell of ashtrays
18:58:57 <nate> ohh kodak dont smoke?:)
18:59:02 <nate> hes just hot
18:59:13 <anotherirc3r> haha as if he doesn't
18:59:35 <StrykerX> How many a day kodak?
18:59:42 <StrykerX> I'm averaging 17 atm
18:59:57 Quit: LoopyDOG ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
19:00:10 <nate> 40 day man
19:00:12 <kodak> between 5-10 a day
19:00:12 <nate> ;D~
19:00:18 <nate> damn it kodak!
19:00:29 <kodak> Depends on what im doing.
19:00:35 <nate> love making?
19:00:35 <StrykerX> I used to be that light
19:00:40 <StrykerX> Then court came into the picture
19:01:15 <StrykerX> Actually, who am I kidding?
19:01:18 <StrykerX> I smoked like this before
19:01:28 <StrykerX> Nutjob ex's don't help though.
19:02:17 Join: smashmouse ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:02:17 Mode: (by kodak) +o smashmouse
19:02:37 <smashmouse> mmm napped ahehehe
19:03:23 <kodak> In a month.,. I buy 8 packets of 25's ... so 50 smokes a week.
19:03:54 <kodak> people do 50 in a day
19:03:58 <smashmouse> :D
19:08:21 <anotherirc3r> what the hell
19:08:39 <anotherirc3r> the cat went behind the TV but through the front
19:08:43 <StrykerX> Fuck this
19:08:47 <StrykerX> I'm getting someone else to mod it for me
19:16:51 Topic Is: www.nerdhacks.net How you doinnn?
19:16:51 Set By: (steven_) on: Mon Jul 20 20:20:56 2015
19:16:52 Mode: (by kodak) +o damian
19:30:21 <anotherirc3r> wish my Mum wouldn't smoke inside the house
19:31:46 <kodak> That's bad.. you'll be breathing it in all the time
19:32:16 <kodak> And the smell lingers.. gets in all ya clothes and everything else
19:33:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
19:33:06 <StrykerX> Our curtains are off-white now
19:33:24 <kodak> I gotta lay down.. this tablet thingy does something to me and it;s not meant to at this point.
19:33:26 <kodak> bbl
20:08:58 <steven_> StrykerX
20:09:04 <steven_> just do it
20:09:08 <steven_> u wont fuck it
20:09:23 <StrykerX> The dots are fucking tiny
20:09:32 <steven_> hahaha
20:09:43 <steven_> no shit
20:09:47 <StrykerX> It'll be my luck, ill short 2 of them out
20:09:48 <steven_> as long as they dont touch
20:09:51 <StrykerX> With solder.
20:09:51 <steven_> dont worry
20:09:58 <steven_> doesnt matter
20:10:02 <steven_> it wont be live
20:10:33 <steven_> i had gaps u couldnt fit a hair between
20:10:34 <steven_> ahahah
20:10:49 <steven_> 2 blobs of solder cant tell if they were touching or not
20:10:51 <steven_> but it worked
20:10:52 <steven_> haah
20:11:42 <steven_> do it!
20:15:49 <StrykerX> Can I just flash it?
20:15:56 <StrykerX> Or won't that allow what I want?
20:18:24 <StrykerX> steven_.....
20:20:35 <steven_> what do you mean by just flash it
20:20:46 <StrykerX> Apparently you can flash the xbox
20:20:52 <StrykerX> Dunno if it's worth looking into or not
20:21:21 <steven_> what kind of xbox is it?
20:21:28 <steven_> jasper?
20:21:56 <StrykerX> Falcon apparently
20:22:13 <StrykerX> Confusing shit
20:22:46 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:22:47 Mode: (by kodak) +o amelia
20:23:56 <StrykerX> amelia: Hullo!
20:24:11 <amelia> rawrrr wot ups
20:24:18 <StrykerX> Fuck all
20:24:20 <StrykerX> Thinking bed
20:24:22 <StrykerX> U
20:24:29 <amelia> early night huh
20:24:32 <steven_> haha
20:24:35 <amelia> jus waitin for ma fwend to come overs
20:24:51 <steven_> you need to look at the connection at the back
20:24:58 <steven_> with the diagram i give ya
20:25:16 <StrykerX> steven_: There's 2 models with the same connector
20:25:26 <steven_> HDMI or without
20:26:25 <StrykerX> With
20:27:14 <StrykerX> It's a 2008 build
20:27:38 <steven_> ok
20:27:44 <steven_> so if you look on the case
20:27:57 <StrykerX> It's in 2 pieces atm
20:28:01 <StrykerX> I raged and walked off.
20:28:10 <steven_> does it say, 14,2 or 12,1
20:28:16 <StrykerX> 12,1
20:28:26 <steven_> its a jasper
20:28:46 <StrykerX> No wonder the RGH video I watched didn't match up too well looool
20:28:54 <steven_> haahhahhaaahaahaa
20:29:01 <steven_> duckhead
20:29:10 <StrykerX> Watched one for a Falcon
20:29:12 <steven_> look close aswell
20:29:16 <StrykerX> Is Jasper good or bad?
20:29:18 <steven_> because there is a few dots on the board
20:29:28 <steven_> i had one before
20:29:28 <StrykerX> Yer I noticed that
20:29:30 <steven_> not to bad
20:29:45 <steven_> damian has a jasper
20:29:46 <steven_> ;p
20:29:58 <StrykerX> lollll
20:30:09 <steven_> my old one
20:30:10 <steven_> :P
20:30:11 <StrykerX> Would've been cheaper to buy a pre-modded one
20:30:30 <steven_> i told u pre-modded
20:30:32 <steven_> ya fag
20:30:35 <steven_> from day one
20:30:38 <steven_> 'i can do it'
20:30:40 <StrykerX> Yer I know
20:30:42 <steven_> :P
20:30:42 <StrykerX> FUCK UP
20:30:43 <steven_> but now
20:30:43 <StrykerX> Cunt
20:30:45 <steven_> u can do it
20:30:50 <steven_> you have made it this far
20:30:54 <steven_> dont stop !
20:30:59 <StrykerX> Getting it open wasn't hard
20:31:09 <steven_> you take the x clamp off?>
20:31:09 <StrykerX> Soldering onto the RGH chip won't be hard
20:32:03 <StrykerX> I took the fan shroud off
20:32:05 <StrykerX> Stopped there
20:32:06 <StrykerX> lol
20:32:50 <steven_> pretty much you pull it out the case
20:33:03 <steven_> then take the xclamp off
20:33:21 <StrykerX> Oh.. Is that what holds the heatsink on
20:33:23 <StrykerX> ?
20:33:25 <steven_> yeh
20:33:29 <StrykerX> Ah k
20:33:32 <steven_> if your conesole red rings
20:33:37 <steven_> you take it off clean it up
20:33:44 <steven_> get some thermal paste
20:33:47 <steven_> it will fix it
20:34:09 <steven_> nerd hack!
20:34:22 <steven_> h4x0red the heatsink
20:34:26 * StrykerX takes notes
20:34:47 <steven_> thats the bad thing about ur console
20:34:55 <steven_> they are well known for red rings
20:35:16 <StrykerX> I know
20:35:18 <steven_> but yours should be sweet =p
20:35:25 <StrykerX> I initially bought one 2nd hand from EB
20:35:34 <StrykerX> Red ringed that night
20:35:37 <steven_> haha yeah
20:35:40 <StrykerX> Took it back, demanded a refund
20:35:45 <steven_> yeah
20:35:50 <StrykerX> Forked out the extra cash to get this one new.
20:35:50 <steven_> i know what they done
20:35:52 <steven_> :}
20:36:04 <steven_> what happens is
20:36:18 <steven_> when it red rings
20:36:26 <steven_> it because the console heats up
20:36:40 <steven_> melts the glue
20:36:45 <steven_> and the board shifts
20:37:06 <steven_> so another quick way to fix it for short term
20:37:39 <nate> sounds sexy
20:37:42 <steven_> you get two ear cleaning things put them into the fans so they stop spinning wait for about 15 minutes
20:37:52 <steven_> so you overheat the console
20:38:00 <nate> ohh my ;L
20:38:11 <steven_> or you can wrap it up in towels
20:38:22 <steven_> then you let it cool down
20:38:24 <nate> happy ending?
20:38:29 <steven_> turn it on
20:38:48 <steven_> it will say 'your console overheated, console has been reset'
20:38:51 <steven_> yada yada
20:38:55 <StrykerX> LOL
20:38:56 <steven_> and u can play
20:38:57 <StrykerX> Serious?
20:39:01 <steven_> yeah
20:39:05 <steven_> but then it will do it again
20:39:14 <steven_> haah so i wouldnt recommend that way
20:39:21 <steven_> everyday i got home from work
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20:39:33 <steven_> i would have to wait 15 minutes for my console to overheat
20:39:40 <steven_> then 15 for it to cool down before i could play
20:39:40 <steven_> ahahha
20:40:08 <steven_> after 2 months the video card fried
20:40:11 <StrykerX> That's crap
20:40:26 <steven_> but if you take the heatsink off thermal paste
20:40:28 <steven_> its brandnew
20:40:30 <StrykerX> Ozmods want $99 to mod it
20:40:37 <steven_> looooooooooool
20:40:41 <steven_> why so cheap
20:40:42 <steven_> ?
20:40:51 <StrykerX> That plus cost of chip.. $150
20:41:26 <steven_> even if u get it pre-modded
20:41:30 <steven_> there is still alot of work
20:41:41 <StrykerX> Gay
20:41:49 <steven_> but we can get it done in 30 minutes or........... 3 days sometimes a week
20:41:49 <steven_> ahhaa
20:42:39 <StrykerX> 3 weeks in my case
20:42:41 <StrykerX> Hahaha
20:42:45 <steven_> na
20:42:50 <steven_> damian was 20 minutes
20:43:22 <steven_> my other mate was like 40
20:43:36 <steven_> you wont take to long
20:43:41 <StrykerX> Oh, the non-hardware work?
20:43:57 <steven_> yeh
20:44:04 <steven_> its pretty straight forward
20:44:23 <steven_> just shit u need to know like updating ur dash version ect
20:44:41 <StrykerX> Ah yer
20:44:46 <StrykerX> I can tolerate that
20:45:02 <steven_> pretty much, on the root(main directory of the xbox) there is a file called launch.ini
20:45:14 <steven_> you can drag it on ur computer and open it
20:45:21 <steven_> its a text document
20:45:51 <steven_> when your xbox starts, it reads that file
20:46:20 <StrykerX> Ah yer
20:46:42 <steven_> in that file you just need to edit the 'plugins'
20:46:56 <StrykerX> My soldering iron is too big btw
20:47:00 <steven_> haha
20:47:01 <StrykerX> Just had a look at it
20:47:15 <steven_> i had massive blobs
20:47:20 <steven_> ill look for pics
20:47:38 <anotherirc3r> sook m8
20:48:22 <steven_> HAHAAHAHAAHAHA
20:48:24 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7w07z8
20:48:31 <steven_> GET OFF MY FUCKING HANDIWORK
20:48:34 <steven_> and your scared
20:48:36 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
20:49:47 <StrykerX> loooool @ ciggi beside it
20:49:50 <StrykerX> I FULLY understand this.
20:50:20 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7w08lv
20:50:28 <steven_> that was how i had the dump the nand
20:50:33 <steven_> but yours will be different
20:50:43 <steven_> you will have like a usb
20:50:49 <StrykerX> Did you just use giant blobs covering multiple little dots?
20:50:50 <steven_> :}
20:50:53 <StrykerX> Or am I half asleep??
20:51:01 <steven_> them blobs didnt touch
20:51:09 <steven_> even though they look like they did
20:51:10 <steven_> hahahahaahh
20:51:14 <steven_> shocking
20:51:17 <steven_> but it worked
20:51:25 <steven_> see how black the board is ?
20:51:31 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
20:51:35 <steven_> they are machines
20:51:41 <steven_> im a soldering pro now
20:51:46 <StrykerX> You burned it bad
20:53:18 <StrykerX> Is that Damians?
20:54:08 <StrykerX> Over cunts trying to call me on private numbers
20:54:15 <StrykerX> Set phone to auto-reject
20:54:18 <anotherirc3r> sorry m8
20:54:43 <StrykerX> Not you.. You're saved as Teflon Feet
20:54:44 <StrykerX> loooool
20:54:52 <anotherirc3r> stfu
20:54:55 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7w0a4j
20:54:57 <StrykerX> :D
20:55:01 <anotherirc3r> jerkface
20:55:13 <StrykerX> Mwa!!
20:55:27 <anotherirc3r> it was dark, okay?!
20:55:30 <StrykerX> steven_: Don't let tisk see that..
20:55:33 <anotherirc3r> and it's a steep hill
20:55:35 <StrykerX> He'll think he's a god
20:55:42 <StrykerX> anotherirc3r: Allllll I hear is excuses.
20:55:48 <StrykerX> :P
20:56:02 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7w0aka
20:56:40 <anotherirc3r> m8
20:56:46 <anotherirc3r> cruisin 4 a bruisin
20:56:55 <StrykerX> looool
20:57:01 <StrykerX> You could've bashed me Sunday
20:57:07 <StrykerX> Even offered you
20:57:09 <StrykerX> Still didn't!
20:57:21 <anotherirc3r> don't tempt me
20:57:34 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7w0b4c
20:57:36 <smashmouse> ooop
20:57:39 <steven_> thats my pooltable
20:57:41 <smashmouse> i crashed out again
20:57:43 <smashmouse> lolz
20:58:02 <smashmouse> catchin up on sleep madcorez
20:58:16 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7w0bcu
20:58:57 <StrykerX> Nice table
20:59:02 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7w0bkl
20:59:22 <steven_> where my maid cooks my dinner if i dont get takeaway
20:59:26 <smashmouse> nice mrs marple
20:59:27 <smashmouse> mmm
20:59:56 <StrykerX> steven_: Something missing from that last one
20:59:59 <StrykerX> Where's the woman????
21:00:06 <steven_> emmas computer room > http://prntscr.com/7w0bw9
21:00:36 <StrykerX> Why does she need 4?
21:01:02 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7w0cb8
21:01:11 <steven_> thats my mancave
21:01:15 <steven_> smoke me shit out there
21:01:26 <thestig> empty server case loooolll
21:01:34 <steven_> its not empty
21:01:38 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
21:01:45 <thestig> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
21:01:56 <steven_> there is a rack up the top
21:02:01 <thestig> why you got a laptop in a wine cooler?
21:02:01 <StrykerX> It's got a switch up the top
21:02:11 <StrykerX> And what may be a server down the bottom
21:02:15 <thestig> oh could barley see it
21:02:17 <thestig> dell?
21:02:18 <steven_> yeh it is
21:02:22 <steven_> HP
21:02:24 <steven_> both of em
21:02:27 <StrykerX> What do you have on the server?
21:02:33 <thestig> pron
21:02:37 <steven_> loooooooooooool
21:02:48 <steven_> xb0x h4x0r
21:02:57 <StrykerX> nerdhacks.net runs from there?
21:02:59 <thestig> that's the pornhub servers
21:03:09 <steven_> i was running a server to get on xbox livwe
21:03:15 <steven_> without getting banned
21:03:26 <steven_> (instantly)
21:03:36 <StrykerX> looool
21:03:38 <StrykerX> Brb
21:04:03 <thestig> why would you get banned?
21:04:04 <steven_> people pay $20 a day
21:04:09 <steven_> to play online on a modded console
21:04:25 <steven_> i run linux on my xbox
21:04:39 <steven_> or windows 95
21:04:46 <thestig> 20 a day?
21:04:52 <steven_> yeah
21:04:54 <thestig> i thought it was only a yearly fee
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21:05:03 <steven_> oh thats for legit xboxlive
21:05:10 <thestig> oh
21:05:14 <anotherirc3r> wb bish
21:05:16 <steven_> this is so you can go into the game and fuck people up
21:05:17 <steven_> haha
21:05:22 <steven_> blow em up
21:05:24 <thestig> loll
21:05:27 <steven_> god mode
21:05:29 <thestig> you should stream it
21:05:33 <steven_> hahaha
21:05:33 <thestig> twitch
21:05:36 <steven_> yeah
21:05:40 <steven_> people must do it
21:05:46 <steven_> haha
21:05:49 <Blitzkrieg> Ty babycakez
21:05:50 <steven_> ill show you what i do
21:05:56 Nick: SoYouveDecidedToStealCable is now known as xm
21:06:23 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7w0e5d
21:06:33 <steven_> thats my character on GTA 5
21:06:42 <thestig> hahahaha
21:06:51 <anotherirc3r> hawt
21:06:51 <steven_> haha
21:07:14 <steven_> when i hear an american who sounds gangsta
21:07:17 <steven_> i attach to him
21:07:19 <steven_> and rape him
21:07:31 <steven_> 'na y'all nott doin that to me 4 real'
21:07:35 <thestig> lollll awesome
21:07:41 <anotherirc3r> lol
21:07:45 <steven_> reactions are priceless
21:07:58 <anotherirc3r> need to get an xbox
21:08:03 <anotherirc3r> to annoy the little kiddies
21:08:09 <steven_> ill find a video someone has uploaded
21:08:18 <thestig> i want to see your video
21:08:24 <thestig> so funny
21:09:09 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uxZ8m15sM0
21:09:11 <grubs> YouTube Title: Nerdhacks Modded lobby Bo2 - Views: 120 - Length: 1:24 - Uploaded: 2015-05-16 - Likes: 6 - Dislikes: 0
21:09:14 <steven_> this stupid little cunt
21:09:15 <steven_> hahaha
21:09:20 <steven_> i dont even know why he uploaded it
21:09:25 <steven_> he couldnt even use it
21:11:16 <smashmouse> @steven_ speilberg
21:11:22 <smashmouse> AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
21:11:40 <thestig> jesus doesnt he have a capture card
21:11:53 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ZVEFuLyq4
21:11:54 <grubs> YouTube Title: Bo2 Modding FOV With Reactions! - Views: 487 - Length: 46 - Uploaded: 2015-01-19 - Likes: 5 - Dislikes: 1
21:12:11 <smashmouse> hahahahaha Xenon
21:12:15 <smashmouse> HI
21:12:17 <smashmouse> IH
21:12:21 <smashmouse> fart
21:13:20 <smashmouse> ahahaha i juss woke up amelia wif some 2pac
21:13:22 <smashmouse> awwww
21:13:42 <smashmouse> bish luv da music
21:15:10 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZiWtcNCYeY
21:15:11 <grubs> YouTube Title: GTA 5 Modded Lobby - Rape Mod, Shady Bent Over! This Is Messed Up! - Views: 43,778 - Length: 4:14 - Uploaded: 2014-08-17 - Likes: 121 - Dislikes: 44
21:15:13 <steven_> go to 2 minutes
21:15:14 <steven_> haha
21:15:30 <smashmouse> i tryina find an austnet chan with good chat lmao
21:15:35 <smashmouse> scopin out cunts whois
21:15:37 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHAHA
21:15:43 <thestig> lolllllllllllllllllllll
21:17:46 <smashmouse> [20:45] <smashmouse> yay chit chat
21:17:51 <smashmouse> everyone stops :/
21:18:24 <Blitzkrieg> Well done
21:18:27 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
21:20:51 <Blitzkrieg> I have that effect sometimes too
21:21:26 <thestig> well everyone is relaxing having a chat
21:21:45 <thestig> then josh comes in and a dark energy comes over the chat
21:21:49 <anotherirc3r> haha
21:22:02 <Blitzkrieg> Looool
21:22:08 <Blitzkrieg> Well done son
21:22:19 <steven_> #chatzone was the biggest channel on austnet
21:22:22 <steven_> at one stage
21:22:31 <Blitzkrieg> I surface in certain channels and everyone thinks I'm gonna troll em
21:22:34 <anotherirc3r> i remember that
21:22:41 <Blitzkrieg> So they dunno what to say
21:23:03 <Blitzkrieg> Chatzone actually
21:23:05 <Blitzkrieg> Lollll
21:28:36 <smashmouse> i fkn bored
21:28:47 <Blitzkrieg> Me too
21:28:51 <smashmouse> yer like
21:28:51 * Blitzkrieg yawns
21:28:55 <smashmouse> can do stuff but meh
21:28:58 <smashmouse> wooo amelia is up
21:29:06 <smashmouse> i woke her hahahahahaha
21:29:07 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
21:29:14 <smashmouse> wif music ;)
21:29:18 <Blitzkrieg> Evil evil man
21:29:25 <smashmouse> psycho rat time?
21:29:55 <Blitzkrieg> Get her to dance
21:29:58 <Blitzkrieg> And record
21:30:05 <smashmouse> lmaoz
21:30:06 <smashmouse> ye
21:30:11 <smashmouse> next time hahahahahas
21:30:25 <Blitzkrieg> Weakkkkk
21:30:30 <Blitzkrieg> Booooooo
21:30:35 <Blitzkrieg> Etc etc
21:30:54 <smashmouse> she was up now she in her lil house again
21:31:01 <smashmouse> she had a big day awww
21:59:43 <anotherirc3r> excuses, excuses
22:10:33 <steven_> bumjacker must be in jail
22:10:53 <smashmouse> 4 wot lools
22:14:37 <smashmouse> cup off noodle soup sah good
22:14:44 <smashmouse> coz who can b fd makin soup! :P
22:21:04 <kodak> He's gone
22:21:58 <anotherirc3r> hehe maybe scotch and cold and flu tablets wasn't such a good idea
22:22:44 <kodak> :/
22:22:55 <anotherirc3r> what!?
22:26:48 <kodak> Say what?
22:27:00 <anotherirc3r> why :/ ?
22:27:22 <anotherirc3r> to scull or not to scull
22:27:45 <kodak> I think.. when you say you're having 'scotch and coke' .. it's prolly only a few sips and weak as water.
22:29:00 <kodak> You shouldn't be having drinks while sick anyway
22:29:12 <anotherirc3r> why not?
22:29:16 <anotherirc3r> recovery medication
22:29:17 <anotherirc3r> haha
22:29:31 <kodak> Cause it's silly
22:29:40 <anotherirc3r> and why is it silly?
22:30:34 <kodak> Mixing piss with any sort of drugs is bad.. does things to you.
22:30:46 <anotherirc3r> like?!
22:31:11 <smashmouse> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11742701_856419847779662_1744234075870058009_n.jpg?oh=7093fbed567ee9bb5f7728cc6c573d74&oe=5617C225
22:31:13 <smashmouse> oeeeeers
22:31:40 <anotherirc3r> she's purdy
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22:38:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> loloololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:40:31 <nate> freakn yew
22:47:42 <anotherirc3r> bbs
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23:12:14 <Blitzkrieg> Brett
23:12:27 <Blitzkrieg> You need to suck up to carrot top
23:12:32 <Blitzkrieg> Then they'll back off
23:14:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> what do you mean?
23:16:21 <Blitzkrieg> Watch chatzone
23:16:30 <Blitzkrieg> They all lick her arse
23:16:52 <Blitzkrieg> Not saying do that cause its foul
23:17:05 <Blitzkrieg> But be nice a bit till their guard is done
23:17:15 <Blitzkrieg> 100% success rate for me :)
23:18:37 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> id be happy to get a life ban and never have to talk to those two again
23:19:05 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha go hard then son
23:19:08 <Blitzkrieg> Go hard
23:19:14 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwEZRPkAAu8
23:19:15 <grubs> YouTube Title: Next - Too Close - Views: 17,504,175 - Length: 4:40 - Uploaded: 2009-11-08 - Likes: 61,798 - Dislikes: 1,605
23:19:38 <nate> bretty did they three way you, and leave you 2 :)
23:20:28 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate the only two i want to three way with is you and mbison
23:20:42 <nate> mbison is a stunner
23:21:07 <smashmouse> lols
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