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// #nerdhacks — 2015-07-27

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00:11:13 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
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00:29:13 <smashmouse> MOOOVVIIIIEEE TIIMEEEE
00:29:15 <smashmouse> xD
00:29:22 <smashmouse> wb u 3
00:29:39 <smashmouse> HOPE UR FUCKEN 3SOME WAS GOOD! ;)
00:30:30 <Blitzkrieg> !seen
00:30:41 <anotherirc3r> who are you talking to joshy?
00:30:47 <nate> !seen Blitzkriegs knob
00:30:56 <nate> slurp!
00:31:23 <anotherirc3r> lol
00:31:53 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
00:32:19 <Blitzkrieg> Showed you last night nate ;D
00:32:27 <nate> Blitzkrieg what ladies u after tell me everything
00:32:32 <anotherirc3r> haha
00:33:26 <Blitzkrieg> Just you hunny
00:33:38 * Blitzkrieg lixxxxxxxxx nate
00:34:01 <anotherirc3r> how cute
00:34:36 <nate> noooo, a real girl like oskar!
00:34:42 <nate> ohh my
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00:35:18 <anotherirc3r> speaking of.. where is he?
00:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooool
00:37:58 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqSq2vz7CJI
00:38:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: T-Pain - Take Your Shirt Off (Dec 5, 2009) Time: 4:32 - Category: Music - 9,818,475 views - 26,547 likes (96.3%), 1,008 dislikes (3.7%)
00:38:21 <nate> anotherirc3r got any oil?
00:39:00 <anotherirc3r> always natey
00:39:03 * nate splashes oil on Blitzkrieg
00:39:58 * Blitzkrieg cockslaps nate
00:41:34 <thestig> LOL @ RICHMOND
00:42:36 <anotherirc3r> dude, shut up :/
00:42:44 <anotherirc3r> we gave that game away
00:44:20 <thestig> how do you think richmond will go against hawthorn
00:44:29 <smashmouse> !seen myass
00:44:44 <smashmouse> [00:00] <anotherirc3r> who are you talking to joshy?
00:44:44 <Blitzkrieg> They have already lost
00:44:47 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
00:44:49 <smashmouse> lol u StrykerX and nate
00:44:55 <smashmouse> ino wat u 3 been upto
00:45:00 <smashmouse> NOT INVITING ME TO WATCH
00:45:41 <Blitzkrieg> ;D
00:45:50 <thestig> richmond will be out of the 8 in a few weeks
00:45:54 <Blitzkrieg> nate is an excellent spit
00:45:56 <smashmouse> ahehehehe
00:46:00 <smashmouse> hahaha
00:46:03 <Blitzkrieg> ;)
00:46:06 <smashmouse> nate come watch Final Girl with me ;)
00:46:14 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTyfVh3nmU
00:46:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Usher - Climax (Mar 8, 2012) Time: 3:57 - Category: Music - 53,311,619 views - 245,787 likes (96.2%), 9,686 dislikes (3.8%)
00:46:31 <smashmouse> she's a trained killer and these prom boys take her to the woods to have their way and BAM SHE TURNS IT ON THEM
00:46:33 <smashmouse> is all ino
00:48:26 <nate> sounds boring, give yourself a handjob whilst watching
00:48:34 <nate> russian mob style
00:48:35 <Blitzkrieg> Looool
00:48:42 <smashmouse> lol
00:48:52 <smashmouse> i have a good russian one
00:48:55 <smashmouse> CHILD 44
00:49:05 <smashmouse> about child murders that they deny r happenin
00:49:24 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1XozsBN5Z4
00:49:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kelly Rowland - Motivation (Explicit) ft. Lil Wayne (Apr 5, 2011) Time: 4:22 - Category: Music - 84,932,039 views - 320,160 likes (96%), 13,229 dislikes (4%)
00:49:37 <nate> the shows u watch :D
00:49:53 <nate> Blitzkrieg turn on ya webcam:)(
00:50:23 <nate> u got game slinky?
00:50:24 <Blitzkrieg> Shortly hotstuff
00:50:29 <Blitzkrieg> ;D
00:50:37 <nate> slink what do u usually say to the chickies
00:50:53 <nate> nice legs what time do they open?
00:50:58 <smashmouse> lol
00:51:09 <smashmouse> no
00:51:19 <smashmouse> dont use corny one liners unless its messin around
00:52:29 <Blitzkrieg> They work aye Josh
00:52:45 <smashmouse> in a non serious way
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00:53:18 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
00:53:38 <nate> gotta be serious about slammin puss
00:53:48 <nate> jizz all over ya face
00:53:59 <nate> not ya own this time ;D
00:54:22 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
00:54:34 <smashmouse> lol
00:54:41 <Blitzkrieg> Do you jizz on your face nate
00:54:45 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0DJUTgkUIA
00:54:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kelly Rowland - Kisses Down Low (Mar 12, 2013) Time: 4:25 - Category: Music - 25,143,563 views - 164,998 likes (95%), 8,655 dislikes (5%)
00:54:56 <Blitzkrieg> Pretend it's a hot boi
00:55:05 <nate> yeah few viagras
00:55:09 <nate> all over it
00:55:27 <nate> u want my kisses down low
00:55:29 <smashmouse> lol
00:58:54 <anotherirc3r> damn this sickness
00:59:21 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: peace out bitches!
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01:00:06 <nate> anotherirc3r hurry up and get a bf to make u feel better :D
01:00:22 <nate> LOVE OHHH LOVE!
01:00:23 <anotherirc3r> nah don't want one
01:00:23 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
01:00:42 <nate> u need one! or two ;D
01:00:53 <anotherirc3r> I need one?!
01:00:59 <anotherirc3r> why do I need one?
01:01:09 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool @2
01:01:20 <Blitzkrieg> Her names not nate
01:01:30 <smashmouse> ahahahahahahaha
01:02:42 <anotherirc3r> natey needs another mbison
01:03:10 <Blitzkrieg> He does
01:04:42 <anotherirc3r> sleeeeeepy already
01:05:04 <Blitzkrieg> Nawww
01:05:08 <Blitzkrieg> Big night? :P
01:05:35 <anotherirc3r> could say that lol
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01:06:03 <shadsam> lolololol
01:06:12 <smashmouse> aw daddies gurl is up n all active pouncin around her cage lols
01:06:38 <smashmouse> she wana play but i watchin a moovviiee aww sucka :P
01:07:06 <anotherirc3r> did you have a good night dear?
01:07:45 <nate> shadsam u beautiful man
01:07:54 <nate> u lookin for love?
01:08:13 <nate> tell anotherirc3r its ok to find love
01:09:07 <nate> our lives are made in these small hours
01:11:12 <nate> why do u need a boyfriend Blitzkrieg??, to lick ya smoo why else ;D
01:11:56 <shadsam> wwwhat happened to our opss
01:12:04 <smashmouse> fuck buddy
01:12:06 <smashmouse> teh endz.
01:12:08 <smashmouse> :P
01:12:09 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
01:12:12 <Blitzkrieg> Yesss
01:12:28 <smashmouse> :P
01:12:46 <nate> ya sexy matey oskar isnt ere
01:12:54 <anotherirc3r> you got a fuck buddy eh Blitzkrieg?
01:12:59 <shadsam> oskars a fuckwit
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01:13:25 <nate> yeah u got a casual or 3
01:13:40 <smashmouse> Blitzkrieg has me ;)
01:13:59 <anotherirc3r> haha
01:14:04 <smashmouse> lol
01:14:21 <smashmouse> brings the blind fold n straps my mouth so i dont talk
01:14:24 <smashmouse> then he leaves
01:14:37 <anotherirc3r> kinky
01:14:46 <smashmouse> and i go has a shower then go to the kitchen bench and theres five hamburgers 4 me!
01:14:50 <smashmouse> wid extra cheez
01:14:51 <smashmouse> WOOO
01:15:03 <anotherirc3r> gimme
01:15:50 <smashmouse> :P
01:16:13 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWXXho5SRxg&index=19&list=RDZmayIJcg9QA
01:16:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Red - Yours Again (Official Lyric Video) (Apr 3, 2015) Time: 4:51 - Category: Music - 167,354 views - 3,930 likes (99.3%), 28 dislikes (0.7%)
01:16:22 <anotherirc3r> oooooh. I have breakfast pizza tomorrow
01:16:53 <nate> hot delivery boy?
01:17:06 <nate> breakfast sausage pizza :D
01:17:18 <anotherirc3r> haha no. it's already in the fridge
01:17:38 <smashmouse> this movie has Ragnars son in it from Vikings
01:17:38 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
01:17:53 <smashmouse> serial killer teenagers in the 50s
01:17:56 <smashmouse> wooo
01:18:08 <nate> http://thumbs.deviantclip.com/media/1780627/300x225.jpg
01:18:15 <nate> sausgae pizza
01:18:43 <anotherirc3r> rofl
01:19:14 <smashmouse> yum
01:19:16 <Blitzkrieg> Smoko then sleep
01:19:20 <smashmouse> sosige pissa
01:19:24 <smashmouse> okie opie!
01:19:35 <Blitzkrieg> Exhausted as
01:19:41 <smashmouse> word
01:19:42 <smashmouse> samez
01:19:50 <smashmouse> thats why cbf gettin amelia out to play
01:19:53 <smashmouse> nice slow movie
01:19:54 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
01:19:58 <smashmouse> WITH VIOLENCE
01:20:04 <smashmouse> n hotness
01:20:09 <nate> Blitzkrieg what deodorant do u enjoy
01:20:21 <nate> u got any purfume
01:20:28 <nate> toilet de spray
01:20:32 <smashmouse> wear girls deoderant
01:20:32 <smashmouse> ;)
01:20:38 <smashmouse> secret tip
01:20:40 <nate> smashmouse u do?
01:20:47 <smashmouse> ye sometimes
01:20:59 <smashmouse> girls always smell eachother
01:21:00 <Blitzkrieg> I wear girls deodorant so da boyz fink i get lucky
01:21:09 <smashmouse> lmao
01:21:14 <anotherirc3r> haha
01:22:25 <smashmouse> so many guys deoderants cant just keep tryin em out
01:22:33 <smashmouse> but just wear a sweet girls one
01:22:35 <nate> why not u got time;l
01:23:38 <smashmouse> dangit
01:23:52 <smashmouse> i wish i knew how to put the subtitles into the movies i dl that need em
01:24:29 <nate> u get the subs and put it in the root directory
01:24:40 <smashmouse> root?
01:24:47 <nate> yeah where the file is :D
01:24:56 <smashmouse> oh in the movies folder
01:24:57 <smashmouse> ?
01:24:58 <Blitzkrieg> Nate knows all about subs n roots
01:25:05 <nate> yup
01:25:08 <smashmouse> where the video is
01:25:09 <smashmouse> cool
01:25:12 <smashmouse> ill do that now
01:25:25 <nate> then u should have the option to sex Blitzkrieg
01:25:30 <smashmouse> got this ryan gosling one i want to watch but its set in malaysia and needs the subs
01:25:32 <smashmouse> hahaha
01:25:51 <Blitzkrieg> What's sex
01:26:02 * Blitzkrieg is a reborn virgin
01:26:08 <Blitzkrieg> O:)
01:26:23 <smashmouse> o crap needs winzip
01:26:25 <anotherirc3r> rofl
01:26:29 <smashmouse> n im outta time wit it
01:26:32 <anotherirc3r> yeah, right
01:26:59 <Blitzkrieg> So am!!
01:27:28 <anotherirc3r> with a kid
01:27:33 <anotherirc3r> seems legit
01:27:58 <Blitzkrieg> I said reborn
01:28:08 <Blitzkrieg> Meaning I got the title back!
01:28:33 <anotherirc3r> haha sure
01:29:11 <Blitzkrieg> Having a kid only proves I had sex once 3.5 years ago
01:29:12 <Blitzkrieg> Lool
01:29:51 <anotherirc3r> once? you got her knocked up pretty fast
01:30:16 <Blitzkrieg> I'm efficient :)
01:30:28 <smashmouse> bah tried to dl it again
01:30:32 <Blitzkrieg> Very active spermies
01:30:32 <anotherirc3r> of course
01:30:33 <smashmouse> but norton removed it coz not safe
01:30:35 <smashmouse> hmmz
01:30:38 <nate> Blitzkrieg u can jizz nice
01:30:49 <smashmouse> i guess no gettin subtitles that need winzip to open!
01:30:52 <Blitzkrieg> nate, yessir
01:31:53 <nate> LOL smashmouse
01:32:48 <nate> smashmouse is a super hacker aswell
01:33:50 <smashmouse> i wish
01:33:56 <smashmouse> lols
01:34:08 <anotherirc3r> night lovelies
01:34:17 <smashmouse> nite
01:35:20 <Blitzkrieg> Night hun
01:35:55 <anotherirc3r> night dearest
01:35:59 <smashmouse> aw
01:36:01 <smashmouse> cute
01:41:18 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out homies
01:41:41 <smashmouse> peeas
01:42:13 <smashmouse> nice warm black tea
01:42:14 <smashmouse> :P
01:42:18 <nate> bye Blitzkrieg u dirty rash!
01:42:24 <smashmouse> lol
01:43:21 * Blitzkrieg lixxxxx nate
01:43:30 <smashmouse> ahahahaaha
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01:43:43 <smashmouse> aw
01:43:49 <smashmouse> no auto op nemore
01:43:52 <smashmouse> lolz
01:44:23 <Blitzkrieg> I'll set it up tomorrow on StrykerX
01:44:44 <smashmouse> niiiccceeee
01:44:45 <smashmouse> !
01:44:50 <smashmouse> :D :D
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01:45:34 <smashmouse> oer
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03:16:49 <smashmouse> wow
03:16:56 <smashmouse> element left
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03:17:32 <smashmouse> no more mirror chans :(
03:46:07 <smashmouse> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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07:39:31 <TiSk> lols
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07:39:52 <TiSk> lols
07:43:25 <thestig> lol
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10:40:20 Mode: (by kodak) +o Blitzkrieg
10:42:51 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
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11:37:45 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
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11:58:03 <anotherirc3r> hai
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12:02:04 <anotherirc3r> mmmm pizza and coffee
12:02:07 <anotherirc3r> perfect lunch!
12:03:53 <Blitzkrieg> Asl
12:04:04 <Blitzkrieg> Thought pizza was brekky
12:04:41 <anotherirc3r> i only just got up m8
12:04:45 <anotherirc3r> it's both
12:05:03 <Blitzkrieg> Weak
12:05:19 <anotherirc3r> did you enjoy getting up early? :)
12:05:36 <Blitzkrieg> I did
12:05:50 * anotherirc3r stretches lazily
12:05:53 <anotherirc3r> i'm glad for you dear
12:05:54 <Blitzkrieg> Been buzzing off me tits till 20 min ago
12:06:02 <anotherirc3r> haha
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12:17:16 <anotherirc3r> wb
12:18:52 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) +oo anotherirc3r kodak
12:25:34 <kodak> goose@fusion:~$ uptime
12:25:34 <kodak> 21:24:57 up 347 days, 3:38, 1 user, load average: 0.02, 0.01, 0.00
12:25:42 <kodak> nerds@shell:~$ uptime
12:25:42 <kodak> 22:24:04 up 83 days, 1:34, 13 users, load average: 10.26, 9.44, 7.71
12:26:56 <kodak> moo: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) 5days 5hrs 10mins 21secs Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz (x86) at 3000MHz (32% Load) (Standard display types) x bit Hz 1836/3071.6MB (59.77%) [||||||----] C:\ 117.31GB/153.38GB Realtek PCI GBE Family Controller - 1000MB/s 1.46GB In 175.53MB Out
12:27:04 <anotherirc3r> okay then
12:27:53 <Blitzkrieg> That server has decent uptime and load
12:29:06 <anotherirc3r> someone pay for a rental for me kthx
12:29:45 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
12:29:50 <Blitzkrieg> Bit optimistic
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12:31:20 <anotherirc3r> bbl cleaning :/
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12:37:52 <anotherirc3r> yay they went out :P
12:40:12 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
12:40:14 <Blitzkrieg> Slack
12:40:34 <anotherirc3r> sif you'd want to clean
12:40:57 <Blitzkrieg> Yer but
12:41:08 <Blitzkrieg> You're a woman.. In your DNA m8
12:41:30 <anotherirc3r> haha
12:41:55 <anotherirc3r> chauvinistic pig m8
12:42:27 <Blitzkrieg> Mwaaaaa
12:49:12 <anotherirc3r> how longgggg how longggg will i slide
12:49:18 <anotherirc3r> separate my sideeeeee
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13:31:27 <anotherirc3r> wb
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13:41:14 <Blitzkrieg> Josh
13:41:21 <smashmouse> i think i have a cold
13:41:22 <smashmouse> sup
13:41:22 <Blitzkrieg> Sup babe
13:41:32 <smashmouse> just woke up was up till 5am lol
13:42:10 <smashmouse> k needa piss bad haha
13:42:25 <Blitzkrieg> Hahah nice
13:42:34 <anotherirc3r> thanks m8
13:42:36 <anotherirc3r> for sharing
13:46:56 <smashmouse> anytime <3
13:46:57 <smashmouse> ahahaha
13:47:47 <smashmouse> this movie is so fucking good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgRt4VHIVPw
13:47:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Child 44 Official UK Trailer #1 (2015) - Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman Movie HD (Jan 29, 2015) Time: 1:58 - Category: Film & Animation - 542,888 views - 1,713 likes (96.2%), 68 dislikes (3.8%)
13:48:03 <anotherirc3r> what's it about?
13:48:37 <anotherirc3r> wtf
13:48:46 <anotherirc3r> some idiot is parked in the driveway
13:49:25 <anotherirc3r> good.. they left
13:50:24 <smashmouse> well what you obviously get from the trailer is that there are a series of child murders that tom hardys character decides to investigate
13:50:46 <smashmouse> but for almost the first hour that's more of a subplot
13:50:57 <smashmouse> because the film really focuses on the characters
13:51:48 <smashmouse> simply because of the time in which the film is set, so getting the novel it's based on!
13:53:06 <anotherirc3r> nice
13:53:24 <smashmouse> looks like im going to be purchasing 3 novels
13:53:31 <smashmouse> since it's a triology
13:53:31 <Blitzkrieg> Nice lol
13:53:50 <smashmouse> wonder if the film will do well in cinemas
13:55:08 <smashmouse> oh fuck me no way it says it was a box office bomb PFFF
13:55:14 <smashmouse> fuuuck
13:55:20 <smashmouse> prob because americans hate communism
13:55:27 <Blitzkrieg> Looool
13:55:31 <Blitzkrieg> Fucking yanks
13:56:01 <smashmouse> oh woah and they pulled their distributing budget to fuck all LOL
13:56:03 <smashmouse> no shit
13:56:12 <smashmouse> so many great actors in it aswell
13:56:32 <smashmouse> cig tiemz!
13:56:50 <smashmouse> can u ploise op us
13:56:52 <smashmouse> :P
13:57:01 <smashmouse> 2 of us
13:57:11 <smashmouse> cig brb
13:57:15 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +oo Osskkaarr smashmouse
13:57:27 <smashmouse> ty
13:57:49 <anotherirc3r> welcome
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14:00:22 <anotherirc3r> nateyyyyy
14:03:43 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
14:03:53 <Blitzkrieg> Sorty wasn't paying attention
14:04:27 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry
14:04:36 <Blitzkrieg> Feckin can't type
14:04:43 <anotherirc3r> chatting up some single Mum's
14:05:44 <nate> saw some hotties at gym, anotherirc3r was der
14:07:36 <anotherirc3r> did you score natey?
14:08:42 <Blitzkrieg> Yes single mums
14:08:44 <Blitzkrieg> Loooool
14:09:33 <nate> did a good workout if that scoring ;D
14:10:38 <Blitzkrieg> He picked up the instructor
14:10:54 <anotherirc3r> noice
14:10:54 <Blitzkrieg> Just got back from a morning of lusty sex
14:11:15 <nate> im not very good at sex, we just had a good chat :D
14:11:35 <nate> wait im not good at chatting either
14:11:45 <nate> hmmm we just did nothing :D
14:11:56 <anotherirc3r> lol
14:12:00 <anotherirc3r> we should ask mbison
14:12:05 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o nate
14:12:16 <Blitzkrieg> Where is mbison?
14:12:54 <Blitzkrieg> Haven't seen him on in a while
14:13:01 <anotherirc3r> i've seen him in #sydney before
14:13:03 <Blitzkrieg> Too busy under nates desk ;D
14:13:09 <smashmouse> back
14:13:10 <smashmouse> :)
14:13:38 <anotherirc3r> wb
14:13:41 <Blitzkrieg> Wb babez
14:13:49 <smashmouse> tyz
14:13:52 <smashmouse> TYZ
14:13:53 <smashmouse> lols
14:13:57 <nate> mbison has evacuated, i was gonna lick his goodies
14:14:17 <Blitzkrieg> He got scared?
14:14:33 <nate> yuppers!
14:14:38 <nate> hes a baby!
14:14:48 <nate> baby of my dreams
14:14:51 <nate> :LOLOL
14:15:32 <anotherirc3r> haha
14:15:45 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
14:16:09 <Blitzkrieg> To smoko or not to
14:16:15 <Blitzkrieg> Lifes tough decisions
14:16:36 <anotherirc3r> totally
14:17:11 <Blitzkrieg> Good answe
14:17:17 * Blitzkrieg lights up
14:18:05 <anotherirc3r> it's not too cold?
14:18:07 <anotherirc3r> baha
14:20:22 <anotherirc3r> come onnnnnnnnnn
14:20:25 <anotherirc3r> it's onnnnnnnnn
14:21:14 <anotherirc3r> something is calllllllling i can't keep from fallingggg
14:21:22 <anotherirc3r> yay Korn
14:21:39 <smashmouse> my smoko was good
14:21:43 <smashmouse> nice n sunny out front
14:24:35 <smashmouse> ive started downloading old movies now lolz
14:24:38 <smashmouse> that i havent seen
14:26:37 <smashmouse> OH MY FUCK i dont creep out often but just then lmfao
14:26:42 <smashmouse> shoulda seen ma face
14:26:51 <anotherirc3r> should have taken a photo m8
14:26:55 <smashmouse> hahaha
14:28:12 <smashmouse> howz ur day so far?
14:31:06 <anotherirc3r> pretty boring lol
14:31:08 <anotherirc3r> yours?
14:33:46 <smashmouse> well went to bed late 5amish so got up 1pm
14:33:47 <smashmouse> lol
14:33:52 <smashmouse> so good so far :P
14:33:57 <anotherirc3r> noice
14:37:36 <smashmouse> :D
14:42:17 <Blitzkrieg> Joshy babe
14:42:28 <Blitzkrieg> Come service me
14:42:34 <Blitzkrieg> ;D
14:45:15 <smashmouse> BE RIGHT THERE BAEBZ
14:45:21 <smashmouse> omigosh omiGOSH!!!!!
14:45:29 * smashmouse BRUSHES TEETH
14:45:41 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
14:45:48 <smashmouse> SUCK DAT DICK LIKE A FIIIEEENNNDDDD AT BURGER KING
14:45:50 <smashmouse> lols
14:45:52 <smashmouse> ahaha
14:45:55 <smashmouse> brb cig
14:46:06 <smashmouse> always need a cig after smoking a nice fat Cockar
14:46:36 <anotherirc3r> hawt
14:52:09 <Blitzkrieg> Oh bby
14:52:14 <Blitzkrieg> See u soon bigboi
14:54:19 <smashmouse> hehehe
14:55:39 <nate> anotherirc3r date this weekend?:)
14:55:42 <nate> OHH YES!
14:55:43 <smashmouse> https://yts.to/movie/child-44-2015
14:55:49 <nate> love love me do
14:55:50 <smashmouse> check it out
14:55:51 <smashmouse> :P
14:55:58 <smashmouse> it's all in english
14:56:00 <nate> i do love smashmouses toes
14:56:04 <smashmouse> ahahaha
14:56:15 <nate> child anything im turned off
14:56:24 <nate> unless i am da pope
14:56:39 <anotherirc3r> what date?
14:56:43 <smashmouse> LOL
14:56:58 <smashmouse> download
14:57:02 <smashmouse> :P
14:57:07 <smashmouse> its where i dl movies from
14:57:20 <nate> a date with a rich gentleman
14:57:27 <nate> whats his name anotherirc3r!
14:57:29 <smashmouse> lolol
14:59:06 <nate> is it josh or joel
14:59:15 <nate> Jason?
14:59:18 <nate> jim?
14:59:20 <nate> jackson
14:59:32 <nate> jack son all over slinky
14:59:44 <smashmouse> lmaoz
14:59:46 <smashmouse> aw nate
14:59:50 <smashmouse> poor nate :P
15:00:51 <anotherirc3r> sif date m8
15:04:21 <smashmouse> lol
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15:19:11 Kick: DoC was kicked by Osskkaarr (Go go gadget army boot!)
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15:27:15 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhDrJz4rBH0
15:27:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kylie Minogue Love At First Sight official video HQ (May 24, 2009) Time: 4:02 - Category: People & Blogs - 6,349,747 views - 17,813 likes (96.5%), 645 dislikes (3.5%)
15:27:25 <nate> 4 anotherirc3r
15:31:27 <anotherirc3r> thanks natey
15:32:50 <smashmouse> omigosh this one m oment just brought me right to tears
15:32:51 <smashmouse> :o
15:32:53 <smashmouse> bbs lol
15:33:22 <anotherirc3r> k
15:34:57 <smashmouse> didnt know tom hardy would ever do that
15:34:58 <smashmouse> lol
15:35:07 <smashmouse> he is so the next Marlon Brando 4 sure :P
15:36:23 <anotherirc3r> you make believe that nothing is wrong until you're crying
15:36:34 <anotherirc3r> and you make believe that life is so long until you're dying
15:43:38 <smashmouse> <3
15:43:50 <smashmouse> thats so good
15:44:26 <Blitzkrieg> Smoko
15:44:27 <Blitzkrieg> Yeeeee
15:45:05 <smashmouse> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11752582_1129133400433324_2890652701428001581_n.jpg?oh=010043a24a3bc54bcf4913c6858d61ab&oe=56480013
15:45:08 <smashmouse> werd em up!
15:45:29 <smashmouse> amelia is she were latino lolzzz
15:46:08 <anotherirc3r> purdy
15:47:21 <Blitzkrieg> Who's that Josh
15:50:31 <smashmouse> Vany VIcious
15:50:48 <smashmouse> she's a fiesty latina chick
15:50:58 <smashmouse> curvy ink model
15:51:00 <smashmouse> :P
15:51:06 <smashmouse> i follow her on fb ahah
15:51:33 <Blitzkrieg> Ah
15:51:44 <Blitzkrieg> Stalk her on FB*
15:51:46 <Blitzkrieg> K
15:52:10 <anotherirc3r> what we neeeed is a place to escape from todayyyyyyy
15:52:19 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11796215_1129113383768659_9073218108095459874_n.jpg?oh=a1005ffd9a092c50fceb1da32ae8a8e3&oe=565C70BF&__gda__=1448328326_e683475c67ee8f7d77beaa66e23f5915
15:52:21 <smashmouse> ehehe
15:52:27 <smashmouse> lmao stalk
15:52:35 <smashmouse> she's a 'public figure'
15:52:43 <smashmouse> i follow a bunch of ink modelz yo
15:52:45 <Blitzkrieg> They all say that
15:52:46 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool
15:52:51 <smashmouse> i luvs ma ink
15:52:54 <smashmouse> but not on dudes lmao
15:53:02 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahaha
15:53:06 <Blitzkrieg> Sure sure
15:53:07 <smashmouse> fk cig time
15:53:24 <smashmouse> mm i gotta see my girl up the road
15:53:24 <Blitzkrieg> Home time or not home time
15:53:31 <Blitzkrieg> Tough choices
15:53:36 <smashmouse> see if she wants to touch up anythin on our latest tat
15:53:40 <smashmouse> hmmm
15:53:44 <smashmouse> over time
15:53:44 <smashmouse> lolz
15:53:45 <smashmouse> ;)
15:53:47 <smashmouse> MONEY
15:53:54 <smashmouse> to spend on someone special ;)
15:53:58 <smashmouse> nudge NUDGE
15:53:59 <smashmouse> lmao
15:54:45 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. those single Mum's out there
15:54:46 <anotherirc3r> baha
15:54:53 <smashmouse> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11707560_945916385451141_4364808733807888479_n.jpg?oh=0a7d079e98102a5362a6cbb8d592cde3&oe=56438730
15:54:59 <smashmouse> i like dis, big breasticles
15:55:54 <nate> ;pp
15:56:19 <Blitzkrieg> Someone special huh
15:56:31 <Blitzkrieg> You wanna pressie Joshy? ;)
15:57:35 <anotherirc3r> hawt
15:59:35 Nick: DoC is now known as [DoC]
15:59:54 <smashmouse> yesh
15:59:55 <smashmouse> lmaoz
15:59:58 <smashmouse> cig time finally
16:00:19 <smashmouse> i dl lots of movies so i have lots to choose from haha
16:00:48 <Blitzkrieg> Porn babez?
16:02:06 <Emma> hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
16:20:53 <steven_> looooooool
16:23:27 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool @ Steven
16:23:45 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
16:24:04 <Blitzkrieg> Lmaoooooooooo @ Steven
16:24:13 <Blitzkrieg> Lolololooolol
16:24:30 <Blitzkrieg> Xbox still isn't modded :P
16:24:49 <steven_> haha
16:24:51 <steven_> [DoC]
16:24:58 <steven_> did glenn have a CHAT with ya
16:34:47 <[DoC]> lol yeah
16:35:04 <steven_> PASTE
16:36:14 * steven_ grooms nate while he waits
16:36:20 <[DoC]> <Glenn> steven_ and shads loves each other
16:36:33 <steven_> [DoC]
16:36:43 <steven_> if you dont want to paste your priv conversation
16:36:45 <steven_> i understand
16:37:14 <[DoC]> lol
16:37:21 <steven_> :}
16:38:21 <Osskkaarr> Nothing to hide here
16:38:33 <steven_> ill tell you what it was
16:38:41 <[DoC]> he was helping me out on script
16:38:43 <Osskkaarr> Gives the channel something to read.
16:38:56 <nate> Osskkaarr will take ya ops;l
16:39:00 <nate> he needs it
16:39:30 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. give me an O:Line and /gline *!*@* 80d shoo
16:39:42 <[DoC]> LOL
16:39:48 <steven_> <Glenn> I would like you to refrain from flooding other users on austnet DoC, otherwise i will exercise my powers.
16:39:48 <steven_> <DoC> but its my script???
16:39:48 <steven_> <Glenn> DoC, Type /remote off
16:40:10 <nate> POWERS DRAGON BALLZ
16:40:15 <steven_> <Glenn> lx can take care of the rest
16:40:31 <steven_> <DoC> * Remote is off
16:40:38 <[DoC]> looooooooooool
16:40:48 <[DoC]> <Glenn> steven_ is a pedo
16:41:02 <nate> PAEDOFINGERYA
16:41:14 <steven_> <Glenn> ill tell my bae, Lwaxana you have co-operated.
16:41:30 <Osskkaarr> lol
16:42:09 <Osskkaarr> Glenn is a nobody... doesn't even HAVE ASD.
16:42:14 <steven_> yeh he does
16:42:15 <steven_> he has 10
16:42:22 <[DoC]> haha
16:42:28 <Osskkaarr> Still gay.
16:42:31 <smashmouse> steven suck ma balls ya homo :P ahahahahahahahahaha
16:42:35 <steven_> [14:42] -ASD- 1 Bonny 10
16:42:36 <steven_> -
16:42:36 <steven_> [14:42] -ASD- 2 glenn 10 [Online]
16:42:37 <[DoC]> steven_ has 1000
16:42:39 <steven_> haHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
16:42:52 <steven_> 'i have level 10, do you need a clist or nlist? that is all im good for'
16:42:55 <smashmouse> has aids
16:42:57 <smashmouse> :P
16:43:00 <smashmouse> oi
16:43:03 <smashmouse> u aint in my chan bitch!
16:43:04 <smashmouse> :P
16:43:05 <Osskkaarr> haha!
16:43:09 <smashmouse> u got ops n everythin
16:43:14 <smashmouse> THE WHOLE GOLD PLATTER CUNT
16:43:14 <smashmouse> lol
16:43:20 <steven_> oh yeah
16:43:24 <steven_> i left all gay channels
16:43:26 <steven_> :P
16:43:44 <[DoC]> shads in on steven_ get him here
16:45:32 <[DoC]> [00:56] <+lucky13> dont worry they would give me another loan cause im like 10 years in front on repayments like sorta thing <-- LOL @ pisss
16:47:49 <[DoC]> [20:49] <shadsam> kb is hkt b xenon
16:47:49 <[DoC]> [20:49] <shadsam> feds after xenon
16:47:50 <[DoC]> [20:50] <shadsam> and
16:47:50 <[DoC]> [20:50] <shadsam> blackdevil
16:47:50 <[DoC]> [20:50] <shadsam> hackers
16:47:50 <[DoC]> [20:53] <shadsam> SVCHOST
16:49:58 <steven_> 48 people in nerdhacks
16:50:49 <nate> big Sean - I Do fuck with yew
16:52:07 <steven_> WIT CHEWWW
16:52:17 <steven_> YA STTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIDDDDDDDD ASSSSSSSSSS BITCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH
16:52:36 <nate> i could chew on slinkys puss
16:54:46 <BlackDevil> please dont
16:56:51 <Osskkaarr> BlackDevil is mad.. his bong got stolen.. so he'll be raging with zlines soon.
16:57:09 <BlackDevil> very mad
16:57:11 <BlackDevil> argh!
16:57:14 * steven_ gives BlackDevil a gatorade bottle
16:57:20 <Osskkaarr> haha.
16:57:24 <[DoC]> lol
16:57:37 <steven_> i use gatorade > powerade
16:58:24 <steven_> hose
16:58:39 <steven_> conepeice
16:58:40 <steven_> water
16:59:04 <Osskkaarr> BucKeT BoNgz
16:59:20 <steven_> haHAAH
16:59:29 <steven_> who wants to wait 2 minutes for a cone
16:59:36 <steven_> !!!!!!!!!
17:00:09 <steven_> 49 people in #nerdhacks
17:00:17 <steven_> im going to have to hire some ops!
17:00:18 <steven_> hahaah
17:00:38 <nate> doc is free
17:00:40 <steven_> .msg serenity hey bae
17:02:07 <[DoC]> steven_, Taco is available
17:03:42 <steven_> he will need training
17:05:17 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: peace out bitches!
17:07:00 <StrykerX> looooool
17:09:36 <steven_> 50 people in nerdhacks
17:09:40 <steven_> fuck yeah baby
17:12:15 <StrykerX> Nice
17:12:29 <[DoC]> lol @ shads
17:12:36 <StrykerX> He's raging hard
17:12:40 <StrykerX> :')
17:12:46 <[DoC]> StrykerX now he starts at you
17:12:58 <[DoC]> soon he will say "StrykerX is a hacker"
17:13:31 <StrykerX> Yup
17:13:42 <StrykerX> Hacker because my bnc is on an amazon VPS
17:13:44 <StrykerX> looooooooooool
17:13:47 <[DoC]> haha
17:14:06 <[DoC]> just check his version he will go mad
17:14:38 <StrykerX> I'm "ignored"
17:14:43 <StrykerX> But I'll take a look.
17:15:08 <[DoC]> no you are not
17:15:33 <StrykerX> [17:15] [CTCP] Sending CTCP-VERSION request to shadsam.
17:15:36 * StrykerX waits
17:16:00 <StrykerX> He's a fake ignorer like Loof?
17:16:05 <StrykerX> And Tisk actually?
17:16:23 <[DoC]> yeah
17:16:31 <StrykerX> lolol
17:16:35 <[DoC]> he rages on his ignore list
17:19:15 <[DoC]> he's still raging hard StrykerX
17:19:27 <[DoC]> lol @ he added you on ignore list
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17:20:00 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Blitzkrieg
17:20:13 <Blitzkrieg> Lololok
17:20:16 <Blitzkrieg> Lets go
17:21:05 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: peace out bitches!
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17:23:53 <smashmouse> and BAM
17:24:01 <smashmouse> cant wait for this Tribunal on thurs
17:24:12 <smashmouse> my witness (nath upstairs) has some awesome evidence
17:24:32 <smashmouse> something little but shows that the complaint made against my mother for not sorting out any issues here is false.
17:24:54 <smashmouse> XD
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17:25:34 <smashmouse> hmm
17:25:38 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
17:25:40 <smashmouse> ah
17:25:43 <smashmouse> ty
17:33:13 <StrykerX> Exhausted
17:33:17 <StrykerX> Didn't sleep much last night.
17:33:20 <StrykerX> 2.5 hours?
17:33:48 <anotherirc3r> poor baby
17:33:57 <StrykerX> Wb hun
17:34:27 <anotherirc3r> thanks dearest
17:34:34 * StrykerX lixxxx anotherirc3r
17:36:36 <[DoC]> o.O
17:36:49 <smashmouse> :(
17:36:56 <[DoC]> sup josh
17:37:03 <smashmouse> just bout to watch a movie
17:37:07 <smashmouse> talkin to rat haha
17:37:12 <smashmouse> sappenin
17:37:15 <StrykerX> Fuck you too
17:37:16 <StrykerX> Cunt
17:37:19 <smashmouse> lol
17:37:23 <[DoC]> lol
17:37:39 <smashmouse> cig time
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17:37:59 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Sharni
17:39:13 <Osskkaarr> about time
17:39:22 Quit: Osskkaarr ([email protected]) Quit:
17:39:49 <steven_> looooooool
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17:40:21 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooo
17:40:29 Nick: Osskkaarr- is now known as Osskkaarr
17:40:39 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as kodak
17:40:51 <anotherirc3r> wb
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17:43:26 <mark> Carrot Top
17:45:28 <smashmouse> :D
17:46:52 <smashmouse> fk im so happy
17:47:00 <StrykerX> Jerked off?
17:47:01 <smashmouse> just wooo
17:47:02 <smashmouse> nah
17:47:09 <StrykerX> Fleshlight?
17:47:11 <smashmouse> talkin to nath my neighbour just earlier
17:47:17 <StrykerX> Ah right
17:47:18 <smashmouse> to do with this tribunal on thurs
17:47:25 <smashmouse> and he told me something that blew me away
17:47:51 <smashmouse> because the tribunal is over the complain scots mother made about my mother (landlord) not having resolved any issues between scot and myself
17:48:24 <smashmouse> so I, of course, am planning to bring up a number of things to show that we have indeed been getting along
17:48:51 <smashmouse> and nath told me that the day after scot and I went to see Jurassic world that scot's mother came around looking for him and talked to nathan
17:49:18 <StrykerX> looooool
17:49:20 <StrykerX> Confession?
17:49:26 <smashmouse> and nathan told her that scot and I had seen jurassic world the day before and she replied that it's good we are finally getting along
17:49:35 <smashmouse> she could have pulled her complaint out then
17:49:41 <smashmouse> but she hasnt
17:49:49 <smashmouse> so she's known that things have been fine.
17:50:00 <StrykerX> lolll
17:50:02 <smashmouse> also saw him come back today after stealin more alcohol LOLLED so hard
17:50:03 <StrykerX> Nice
17:50:10 <smashmouse> cant wait to tell the tribunal about his weed smoking
17:50:22 <smashmouse> yeah so going to the movies can be validated now
17:50:34 <smashmouse> i keep my movie tickets, hobby like my collecting shot glasses
17:50:44 <smashmouse> i dont think i have scots tho
17:51:09 <smashmouse> so nath is def wanting to come as a witness, as a neighbour and friend, which is allowed :P
17:51:11 <smashmouse> woooo ^5
17:51:32 <smashmouse> I'm more concerned because this could tarnish my mother's clean record.
17:51:49 <smashmouse> do not care about myself, I know I've done nothing wrong.
17:51:59 <smashmouse> But she is my fucking mother!
17:52:01 <smashmouse> :P
17:52:12 <StrykerX> lol
17:52:21 <smashmouse> take's a lot of self control not to just beat the shit out of him
17:52:22 <StrykerX> Not sure. Never been in on anything like this before.
17:52:34 <smashmouse> it's simple, it's not court
17:52:45 <smashmouse> though you can bring council if you like
17:52:48 <smashmouse> I've never been to one
17:53:06 <smashmouse> but after this is resolved I can then use it in court, when I appear next month
17:53:07 <smashmouse> BAM
17:53:19 <smashmouse> No chance in hell this goes sideways
17:53:25 <smashmouse> he is acting just like a guilty person
17:53:38 <smashmouse> always inside, always rushing in and out to avoid us/me
17:53:46 <smashmouse> the dog :P
17:54:11 <StrykerX> loll
17:54:17 <StrykerX> Sounds like a healthy r/s with your neighbour
17:54:18 <smashmouse> but me im happy as shit i just cant wait to have some drinks on thurs n watch this sick ass lookin movie
17:54:26 <smashmouse> well we were all good
17:54:39 <smashmouse> and then, the day I was going to give him 40 bux for a bottle
17:55:04 <smashmouse> didnt see him till the next weds when he called the cops on me and i was arrested and latrer charged for diturbing the peace
17:55:06 <smashmouse> lolz
17:55:16 <smashmouse> which is also bull
17:55:42 <smashmouse> like a man cant go out the back of his place and have a lil rant to his self about the things that've annoyed him that day!
17:56:19 <smashmouse> ino how he heard
17:56:35 <smashmouse> but obvious he chose not to say what else i was goin on to myself about
17:56:47 <smashmouse> and i know he was arrested not for weed but for the pedo accusation!
17:56:54 <smashmouse> cops told me he lied about being on bail for weed
17:56:56 <smashmouse> ;)
17:58:13 <smashmouse> i hope he wears a suit and is clean shaven
17:58:18 <smashmouse> rented or new
17:58:23 <smashmouse> guilty ppl always do that
17:58:43 <smashmouse> well, unless they are pov as uno
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18:02:34 <steven_> lol
18:02:50 <kodak> AuTo-Op
18:02:54 <steven_> irccloud.com got zlined
18:03:05 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo amelia grubs kodak
18:03:27 <kodak> A lot of these zlines/glines are auto
18:04:24 <smashmouse> my cock is on auto
18:04:55 <smashmouse> [15:15] <@smashmouse> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11752582_1129133400433324_2890652701428001581_n.jpg?oh=010043a24a3bc54bcf4913c6858d61ab&oe=56480013
18:04:55 <smashmouse> [15:15] <@smashmouse> werd em up!
18:04:55 <smashmouse> [15:15] <@smashmouse> amelia is she were latino lolzzz
18:05:04 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHAAHHAA sucka
18:06:08 <amelia> she super pretty
18:06:20 <amelia> wif eyebrows on point
18:06:28 <smashmouse> lol sayin skins is light
18:06:29 <kodak> !quoteadd [27/07/2015] (XXFreshNewKid12): Stfu you a ass hole all you do is talk shit go drink a gallon of bleach then hangs yourself record that shit and send it to me after that Ima laugh because your a fucking retard
18:06:29 <grubs> Quote was added.
18:06:34 <smashmouse> skins is deep n gets dark as
18:07:03 <amelia> haha
18:07:09 <amelia> but in comparison to arrow
18:07:18 <amelia> arrow takes bit of concentration
18:07:18 <smashmouse> that show sucks assholses
18:07:19 <smashmouse> :P
18:07:24 <amelia> skins i can jus chill to
18:07:29 <smashmouse> werd
18:08:02 <smashmouse> well im watchin a movie about a girl thats abducted n held for yrs n her fathers struggle to find her
18:08:03 <smashmouse> :P
18:08:14 <amelia> ohhhhh new or old
18:08:25 <smashmouse> mewish
18:08:28 <smashmouse> The Captive
18:08:30 <amelia> MeW
18:08:38 <amelia> Moo
18:08:44 <amelia> MooiSH
18:08:51 <smashmouse> k
18:10:12 <smashmouse> u monga.
18:10:24 <amelia> :P
18:11:29 <smashmouse> :P~
18:11:37 <smashmouse> u maek ma body go :o
18:11:39 <smashmouse> lelz
18:12:14 <amelia> you should sing me a lullaby
18:12:17 <amelia> this instant
18:12:21 <amelia> soso sleepy
18:12:31 <nate> yeah smashmouse eat my pussy!!!!
18:12:39 <smashmouse> awwww
18:12:42 <smashmouse> lols
18:12:52 <smashmouse> i love movies set during winter
18:12:55 <smashmouse> snow omigosh!
18:12:57 <smashmouse> LOVE
18:13:04 <amelia> nathaniel such a whore
18:13:06 <nate> u only like snowballs
18:13:12 <smashmouse> lols
18:16:22 <smashmouse> u come ova wit a blankie amelia n ill singz u a joshaby
18:16:25 <steven_> [16:15] <XXFreshNewKid12> Steven I'm a girl I would ride you Til your Dick breaks off
18:16:32 <smashmouse> LOL
18:17:14 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahahha jewshaby
18:17:26 <smashmouse> ahahaha
18:17:29 <smashmouse> like joshmas
18:17:30 <smashmouse> :P
18:17:39 <smashmouse> MERRRYY JOSHMAS i alwayz say!!
18:19:09 <amelia> CHRISTMAS BEST DAY OF THE YEAR
18:19:19 <amelia> I think i might nap
18:19:33 <smashmouse> otay
18:19:45 <smashmouse> amelia will b thinkun of u
18:19:45 <smashmouse> aaww
18:20:05 <amelia> she can nap too
18:20:11 <amelia> on ma head
18:20:19 <smashmouse> she got her head pokin out watchin movie :P
18:20:23 <smashmouse> ahahaha on ya head!
18:20:27 <smashmouse> under ya cap!
18:20:28 <smashmouse> aww
18:20:38 <Emma> <XXFreshNewKid12> Since I'm a girl I would take all of your dicks in my pussy and mouth and let you cum on my pussy
18:20:48 <amelia> AAHAHA wtf
18:21:03 <Emma> hahaaaaa
18:21:07 <[DoC]> looooooooooollllll
18:21:13 <Emma> first one was she just had 20 buys
18:21:16 <Emma> guys!
18:23:22 <steven_> multi-cultral
18:23:24 <smashmouse> WOOO
18:23:28 <smashmouse> ma boiiiii in perth is online
18:23:32 <smashmouse> love this mofo
18:23:49 <smashmouse> he's a REAL rapper beat maker
18:24:45 <Emma> LOL
18:24:50 <Emma> is that boy steven?
18:24:53 <Emma> HAHA
18:24:57 <smashmouse> lol
18:25:11 <smashmouse> my mate phil
18:25:23 <smashmouse> we planned to collaborate on shit yrs ago but never did
18:25:27 <[DoC]> haha fucken gaming kids steven_
18:25:30 <nate> smashmouse dat mean sex?
18:25:49 <nate> lets collaborate baby!
18:26:31 <smashmouse> ahaha
18:26:33 <Emma> will you need tea?
18:26:35 <smashmouse> fuck a baby in me
18:26:39 <Emma> i can help
18:26:40 <Emma> http://prntscr.com/7xh0cm
18:26:54 <smashmouse> EW
18:27:00 <smashmouse> lols
18:27:02 <smashmouse> filteh
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18:27:12 <Emma> got some messages today
18:27:18 <Emma> got called a bitch :(
18:27:20 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
18:27:24 <Emma> soooooo sad
18:27:26 <smashmouse> awww
18:27:29 <smashmouse> lolzzzzzz
18:27:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiii
18:27:32 <Emma> some fucker named Kavita
18:27:36 <StrykerX> hiiii pong
18:27:47 <nate> emma i thought u ment irl ;L
18:27:56 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
18:27:57 <nate> sticky notes on ya table;l
18:28:06 <Emma> No
18:28:07 <nate> U R BIATCH!
18:28:16 <Emma> <Kavita> hey Emma
18:28:17 <Emma> <Kavita> how are you?
18:28:17 <Emma> <Kavita> im 26 f perth
18:28:17 <Emma> <Kavita> yourself?
18:28:17 <Emma> <Kavita> bitch!
18:28:19 <Emma> LOL
18:28:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
18:28:25 <Emma> must be my twin
18:28:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lots of girl in here
18:28:46 <nate> all lookin for lesbian sex
18:28:49 <Emma> never come across anyone my age
18:28:57 <Emma> always older than 29
18:29:06 <StrykerX> You're 29?
18:29:08 <Emma> noooooooooo
18:29:16 <Emma> im 26
18:29:32 * StrykerX pats baby Emma
18:29:40 <nate> 26 and ready to mingle!
18:29:52 <Emma> haha no.
18:30:07 <StrykerX> That's stevens gal nate
18:30:10 <StrykerX> Settle down
18:30:10 <nate> shame u got that ball n chain
18:30:11 <Emma> even my old pal sixinchrambo called me babe
18:30:24 <Emma> i feel so special
18:30:36 <nate> StrykerX u wanna share?
18:30:42 <Emma> sent me a photo thats like 10 years old
18:30:47 <StrykerX> Sure
18:30:49 <StrykerX> lolol
18:30:53 <nate> 10 years ago?
18:31:02 <Emma> quality wasnt the best
18:31:04 <StrykerX> Who am I sharing you with nate?
18:31:10 <Emma> so you can tell it was old
18:31:11 <nate> steven of course
18:31:15 <StrykerX> Hot
18:31:35 <nate> have like 1996 on it
18:32:06 <Emma> clothing and hair speak gives it all away
18:32:21 <Emma> my reply too the photo was nice car hahaha!!
18:34:51 <smashmouse> why dont they put more ugly kids in movies
18:34:55 <smashmouse> like the kid in Bad Santa
18:34:57 <smashmouse> HE WAS AWESOME
18:35:01 <anotherirc3r> lol wtf
18:35:03 <smashmouse> so sick of these cutesy kids
18:35:05 <smashmouse> lol
18:35:12 <smashmouse> ryan renolds kid is about to go missing
18:35:16 <smashmouse> HAS to be a cute kid
18:35:19 <smashmouse> cant be ugly!
18:35:30 <Emma> im sure they can fix it
18:35:34 <Emma> if it is
18:35:50 <Emma> but i dont think it would be
18:37:17 <Emma> http://prntscr.com/7xh3hf
18:38:45 <smashmouse> got simba up my ass
18:38:57 <smashmouse> im shitting doves
18:39:00 <kodak> !quoteadd [27/07/2015] (Clarkson): Shut the fuck up paNdiS
18:39:00 <grubs> Quote was added.
18:39:04 <Emma> im sure simba would fit
18:39:07 <smashmouse> lols
18:39:09 <smashmouse> smoko
18:39:18 <smashmouse> keep havin to pause this fkn movie neway
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18:42:42 Mode: (by kodak) +o Fitz
18:42:47 <Fitz> hi
18:43:00 <steven_> looooooooooooool
18:43:11 <steven_> g'day cobber
18:43:44 <[DoC]> bbs
18:44:07 <Emma> steven_
18:44:19 <kodak> Rofllllllllll @ Fitz
18:45:04 <Fitz> mariah carey is awesome, she isnt middle aged and getting fat at all
18:45:16 <Fitz> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3175441/Mariah-Carey-proudly-flaunts-500-000-necklace-boyfriend-James-Packer-party-Scott-Disick-caught-smooching-mystery-blonde.html
18:45:25 <Fitz> she looks like she could rip a loud fart
18:47:19 <Emma> LOL
18:48:07 <Fitz> she does
18:48:36 <Fitz> she loves food, deep fried delights and loud fish n chip tomato sauce farts
18:48:46 <Emma> nice
18:49:07 <Fitz> emma, are you saying you doubt she does loud farts?
18:49:17 <Emma> everyone farts
18:49:38 <Fitz> she has bigger bum cheeks than most, im sure her farts are now that much proportionally louder
18:49:48 <Emma> haha
18:50:14 <Emma> what about kim kardashian?
18:50:23 <Fitz> you could fit 1.5 entire jessica alba bum (both cheeks) into one of mariah carteys cheeks
18:50:31 <Fitz> kim has a HUGE HUGE fat arse
18:50:35 <Fitz> its gross
18:50:51 <steven_> im not a fat cunt
18:50:55 <steven_> but i can let it rip
18:51:03 <Fitz> its different for men
18:51:09 <Fitz> all men can do loud ones
18:51:10 <steven_> hahahah
18:51:10 <Emma> your fat on the inside
18:51:37 <Fitz> kim must go through loads of TP
18:51:44 <Emma> TP?
18:51:59 <Fitz> toilet paper, must be quite a job having to wipe down such a large area
18:52:12 <Emma> hahaha
18:52:20 <Fitz> im surprised she doesnt run a window squigee over the area first
18:52:24 <Emma> i think she would pay someone to do it for her
18:52:40 <Fitz> most likely a small team of portareicans
18:53:04 <Fitz> one guy for each cheek and someone passing them cleaning products
18:53:19 <Emma> well i might go for a walk, need to work off my fat ass so i dont fart loud.
18:53:29 <Fitz> good thinking
18:53:39 <Emma> YES very good thinking.
18:53:47 <Fitz> when a girl doesnt have a fat ass it adds to her classyness
18:54:06 <Fitz> people just respect a lady more when her bum isnt massive
18:54:22 <Emma> I would say i did have a fat ass
18:54:29 <Emma> but its going
18:54:34 <Emma> SLLLLLOWWWLYYYYYYYYYYYY
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18:55:18 <steven_> only cuz i keep pumping it
18:55:23 <Emma> HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
18:55:30 <Emma> DREAMING BUDDYY
18:55:32 <steven_> ahah
18:55:46 <Emma> you coming for a walk fatty?
18:56:07 <steven_> na i need to put some on
18:56:20 <Emma> NO i dont want to go alone
18:56:26 <Emma> its not safe out there.
18:56:48 <Emma> the indians stare at me o_O
18:57:35 <Fitz> its funny how so many girls act like they hate anal sex
18:57:42 <Emma> haha
18:57:58 <Fitz> facts show that almost every single lady does anal sex atleast once in her life
18:58:02 <Emma> i wouldnt say it was bad
18:58:11 <Emma> but not happening again
18:58:13 <Emma> HAHA!
18:58:26 <Fitz> emma, all girls say that
18:58:29 <steven_> POO STINK!
18:58:59 <Fitz> kim kardashian isnt into anal
18:59:13 <Emma> nothing would fit between those cheecks
18:59:14 <Emma> haha
18:59:30 <Fitz> girls that arent into it are the ones that have bad diets
18:59:46 <Fitz> her arse has its own postcode
18:59:47 <Emma> so now i must have anal to eat good
18:59:54 <Emma> Thats the problem!!
19:00:00 <Fitz> women who eat good dont have an issue with it
19:00:15 <Emma> i eat good most days
19:00:21 <Emma> but it could be better
19:00:29 <Fitz> 3i eat healthy everyday
19:00:34 <Emma> id rather not have my anus hurt for days.
19:00:38 <Fitz> i have all 5 food groups
19:01:06 <Fitz> 5 food groups are Mcdonalds, Jacks, Rooster, KFC, Pizza
19:01:13 <Emma> HAHA
19:01:24 <Emma> i had pumpkin suop today
19:01:27 <Fitz> kebabs and subweay are full on health food
19:01:36 <Fitz> soup is good
19:01:36 <Emma> was great.
19:01:40 <Emma> I cooked it myself
19:01:44 <Fitz> nice
19:01:47 <nate> fitz enjoys da man meat!
19:01:53 <Fitz> do you watch brooklyn nine nine
19:01:58 <Emma> nope
19:02:04 <Emma> dont watch much tv
19:02:10 <Fitz> its a funny show, you would enjoy it much
19:02:33 <Emma> You should watch Geordie shore
19:02:36 <Emma> thats a great one
19:02:59 <Fitz> seen it
19:03:05 <Fitz> i like the catfights the girls have
19:03:21 <Emma> yes its great, cant wait for the new series.
19:03:24 <Fitz> they have some really good white trash fights
19:03:50 <Emma> anyway im going for a walk talk to ya later.
19:03:53 <Fitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTsR86Uk5zw
19:03:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Top Reality Show Fights of 2014!! (Oct 16, 2014) Time: 11:40 - Category: Music - 2,458,891 views - 4,464 likes (76.3%), 1,388 dislikes (23.7%)
19:03:57 <Fitz> emma
19:03:59 <Fitz> WAIT
19:04:10 <Fitz> just stay and chat for a bit more emma
19:04:52 <Emma> no if i do i will never go
19:05:02 <Emma> than ill fart loud coz my ass is fat
19:05:07 <Emma> we cant have that!
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19:05:49 <Fitz> it will be ok
19:05:55 <Fitz> we cant hear them over irc
19:05:55 <nate> PHAT AZZ
19:06:02 <Fitz> are you watching the link emma
19:06:23 <Fitz> renne is a moll
19:06:23 <Emma> no im trying to find my socks
19:06:33 <Fitz> its an awesome fight
19:06:39 <Emma> 11 minutes
19:06:45 <Emma> fuck that ill be back in 20
19:07:42 <nate> quick pussy lick
19:07:46 <nate> then back
19:07:47 <nate> :L
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19:08:39 <Fitz> emmma its worth it
19:08:46 <Fitz> its 2 of the best tv fights in history
19:08:56 <Fitz> nate, you and emma should hook up
19:09:01 <Fitz> just as an irc couple
19:11:28 <Fitz> nate is a decent enough dude from irc
19:11:33 <Fitz> he is pretty polite
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19:17:24 Mode: (by kodak) +o nate
19:17:39 <nate> immm back
19:20:12 <Fitz> hi nate
19:20:18 <Fitz> where did emma go
19:20:24 <anotherirc3r> walking?
19:20:54 <nate> unknown babe
19:21:04 <nate> i will ask tisk
19:21:05 <nate> ;L
19:21:11 <Fitz> where is tisk
19:21:19 <Fitz> that guy rocks
19:21:29 <Fitz> i could see him taking an unhealthy liking to emma
19:21:55 <Fitz> and her having to apply for a restraint order
19:24:23 <nate> bit clingy
19:24:27 <nate> ohh yes
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19:31:33 <Emma> haha
19:31:36 <Emma> im backkkkkk
19:31:49 <Emma> let me watch it and ill tell ya if its good.
19:32:16 <Fitz> hi emma
19:32:27 <Emma> one question is that a guy or a girl?
19:32:37 <Emma> like 10 seconds into it?
19:32:39 <Fitz> is who a guy or a girl
19:32:47 <Emma> looks like a man to me
19:32:52 <Fitz> its a girl
19:32:58 <Fitz> you mean renee?
19:33:03 <Fitz> they man looking woman
19:33:04 <Emma> http://prntscr.com/7xh4xy
19:33:07 <Emma> whoops
19:33:11 <Emma> wrong one
19:33:14 <Emma> http://prntscr.com/7xhlak
19:33:29 <Emma> the first one is awesome though!!!!
19:33:31 <Fitz> lmfao
19:33:42 <Fitz> yes she is a cow of a woman
19:33:50 <Fitz> did you see the fight
19:33:52 <Emma> she is a woman?
19:33:54 <Emma> WOW
19:34:07 <Emma> not yet just had to ask if it was a chick
19:34:10 <Fitz> she goes for the other girl, but the younger girl punches her in the face
19:34:17 <Fitz> its a good fight
19:34:53 <Fitz> the man lady yells and overacts trying to be tough, she just seems to be giving everyonew on the group the shits
19:35:05 <Emma> she needs to wear a bra god damnit
19:38:07 <Fitz> lol
19:38:26 <Fitz> emma, what would you do if she came at you like that overacting being loud n stuff?
19:40:05 <Emma> even the other fat one looks like a man.
19:40:33 <Emma> If she come at me years ago i would of done nothing, Now she would of had the glass sticking outta her head haha
19:45:33 <Fitz> would you let her pick you up from the table with her loud "come for a walk" attitude
19:45:43 <Fitz> she really does think she is a bad ass
19:45:49 <Fitz> huge huge ego
19:49:28 <Fitz> i like the over acting, emma would have gotten into a fight with her
19:49:54 <Fitz> its good tv
19:50:44 <Emma> haha i like the bit at the end
19:50:57 <Emma> ill bleed you dry ill take your house hhahaha
19:51:27 <Emma> it was only 2 though where are the rest?
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19:54:20 <smashmouse> argh this fkn movie
19:54:32 <smashmouse> only watchin it for ryan renolds but fk me its gettin under my skin
19:54:34 <Emma> nothing to jerk off to?
19:54:38 <smashmouse> no
19:54:44 <smashmouse> its bout his daughter being kidnapped
19:54:59 <Emma> notouching urself
19:55:05 <smashmouse> n in the present shes 16 n being used to lure other young girls
19:55:07 <smashmouse> OI
19:55:08 <smashmouse> gross
19:55:09 <smashmouse> :/
19:55:16 <Emma> haha
19:55:19 <smashmouse> lol
19:55:29 <smashmouse> it just fucks with my ocd
19:55:30 <Emma> id rather just watch horror movies
19:55:38 <smashmouse> yer
19:55:56 <smashmouse> watched this awesome one wasnt horror but thriller
19:55:59 <smashmouse> Final Girl
19:55:59 <Emma> much nivcer
19:56:01 <smashmouse> last nite
19:56:02 <smashmouse> so good
19:56:12 <Emma> might have to google it
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19:56:18 Mode: (by kodak) +o TiSK
19:56:20 <smashmouse> https://yts.to/movie/final-girl-2015
19:56:22 <TiSK> amelia,
19:56:25 <smashmouse> watch the trailer there
19:56:26 <smashmouse> lols
19:56:29 <TiSK> if its u
19:56:36 <TiSK> i made u this song
19:56:37 <TiSK> https://youtu.be/MAykr50vPJo
19:56:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ready 2 do ya 2015 TRANCE TRACK (Jul 26, 2015) Time: - Category: Music - 6 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:57:12 <smashmouse> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11251881_395073014014638_1628027896666737196_n.jpg?oh=2306a64dd54622a976f00ab82ad5704f&oe=5610C10E
19:57:14 <smashmouse> hahaha
19:57:14 <Fitz> emma, there is heaps of other ones, just youtube best tv fight scenes
19:57:45 <amelia> ready 2 do ya
19:57:53 <amelia> fanks christopher
19:58:13 <TiSK> please listen its best i ever made
19:58:16 <TiSK> :)
19:58:26 <Fitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o0Lo_EvQlY <-- emma this one of OK not as violent
19:58:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ''YOU'RE A PROSTITUTE'' - cat fight in CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER UK 2012 (Aug 21, 2012) Time: 2:13 - Category: Entertainment - 125,010 views - 138 likes (81.7%), 31 dislikes (18.3%)
19:58:31 <amelia> i jus woke up
19:58:35 <amelia> otay i listen
19:58:36 <TiSK> oh k
19:58:48 <smashmouse> chill
19:58:49 <smashmouse> ffs
19:58:56 <smashmouse> y post a vid
19:58:59 <smashmouse> when i just did
19:59:45 <Fitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pGi0lYsg4U <-- emma this one is good, this girl gets owned by the gay dude
19:59:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best reality show fight.. (Aug 20, 2010) Time: 3:07 - Category: Entertainment - 895,930 views - 4,302 likes (90.3%), 464 dislikes (9.7%)
20:00:12 <Emma> haha gay people are awesome
20:00:21 <Emma> ill have a look now
20:02:38 <Fitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEvnnBQWLSc <-- these are viloent ones, must see Emma
20:02:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best reality tv show fights Pt 2 (Jan 4, 2014) Time: - Category: People & Blogs - 383,892 views - 661 likes (83.1%), 134 dislikes (16.9%)
20:03:55 <Fitz> wow the girls are really going for it in the last one
20:04:12 <Fitz> TiSK, would you ever be interested in Emma ?
20:04:23 <TiSK> not up to me
20:04:26 <Fitz> i mean, if you chances with Sarah dry up?
20:04:36 <Emma> i cant view that one
20:04:43 <Emma> need to sign up :(
20:05:07 <StrykerX> loooooooooool
20:05:10 <TiSK> i used to like an emma in highschool
20:05:15 <TiSK> she was hot
20:05:56 <Fitz> ohh damn, its a good one too, punchups non stop
20:06:04 <Fitz> the girls really get into it
20:06:16 <Fitz> must be pretty trashy shows to attract girls like that
20:06:24 <Emma> yep
20:06:46 <Emma> It must be all in the name
20:06:49 <Emma> BAHA
20:07:18 <Fitz> whats BAHA stand for
20:07:28 <Emma> nothing
20:07:43 <Emma> just me laughing at myself really
20:07:46 <Emma> i do that alot
20:07:54 <Fitz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I026C8mcGrY
20:07:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best reality tv show fights Pt 3 (Feb 26, 2014) Time: - Category: People & Blogs - 273,267 views - 616 likes (84%), 117 dislikes (16%)
20:09:15 <Emma> sign in to confirm your age :/
20:09:22 <Emma> IM OLD!!
20:10:16 <Fitz> emma, would you ever consider tisk aka Chris as a friend, outside of irc
20:10:51 <TiSK> i need a socket set
20:11:02 <TiSK> to fix my winder one my shutters
20:11:05 <Fitz> https://www.youtube.com/user/BooOMPmusic/discussion Emma this is tisk's youtube channel, he has a huge following because of the music he releases, see the comments area of the link
20:11:05 <TiSK> :/
20:11:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube User: ALISID TRANCE ॐ - Joined: - Subscribers: span class="yt-uix-button-icon-wrapper" - They have total views
20:11:23 <Fitz> TiSK, you dont have a socket set?
20:11:32 <Emma> you irc people are very different to the real world.
20:11:36 <TiSK> yeah but i dont think is size
20:12:05 <TiSK> and i need pliers
20:12:15 <TiSK> and something to crimp
20:12:17 <TiSK> to end of wire
20:12:21 <TiSK> to hold it in
20:12:44 <Emma> what u see here is what u get, dont think it would be the same for you guys.
20:12:44 <Fitz> emma, lol not wrong
20:12:52 <Fitz> irc is not the real world
20:12:56 <Emma> nope
20:13:01 <Fitz> dont ever meet anyone from irc in the real workd either
20:13:03 <Fitz> EVER
20:13:12 <TiSK> in real world im just a guy that loves ppl that are nice
20:13:14 <StrykerX> lolll
20:13:17 <Emma> im not planning too
20:13:22 <Fitz> emma good
20:13:24 <StrykerX> Yeah. don't mean dem irc pplz
20:13:30 <Emma> im happy in my bubble
20:13:37 <TiSK> lols
20:13:37 <Fitz> TiSK, you dont even have a socket set, you are not a real man
20:13:42 <smashmouse> irc is very much a part of reality
20:13:52 <TiSK> i do have one i will check
20:13:56 <TiSK> i think i have one
20:14:03 <Fitz> one lol
20:14:03 <TiSK> i got a cheap car tool kit
20:14:07 <Emma> id never give out photos or facebook ever!!
20:14:07 <TiSK> some where
20:14:34 <Emma> i know what you people do with all that information.
20:14:39 <amelia> show us a pic LoVe
20:14:41 <TiSK> i dont do shit
20:14:50 <TiSK> if i saw u
20:14:56 <Fitz> you need imperial, metric 2 sets at a minimum, then you need 1/4, 3/8 & 1/2 inch sizes, then impact sockets for high tension and tube sockets for certain applications
20:14:57 <TiSK> i go geeze what a nice person
20:14:58 <Emma> haha amelia you are the worst person for it.
20:15:04 <Fitz> one shitty set of sockets wont get you far
20:15:23 <amelia> for reposting peoples pics?
20:15:27 <Emma> yep
20:15:34 <Emma> you have done it before.
20:15:36 <anotherirc3r> i don't
20:15:37 <amelia> get fucked
20:15:38 <amelia> who
20:15:43 <Emma> i bet you would do it again
20:15:52 <Fitz> emma, did you see tisk's youtube pagem its rather impressive
20:15:58 <Emma> yes i have
20:16:03 <amelia> i havent posted anyones pics
20:16:05 <TiSK> some songs are ok
20:16:06 <Emma> someone decided to share it.
20:16:33 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10299003_930742036965240_5340639640750897124_n.jpg?oh=9a52e4eb6bbe6a2a1871c29520f24ac1&oe=56506265&__gda__=1444139873_4f43e238d3df567d28d07505f6115227
20:16:35 <smashmouse> nom nom nom
20:16:38 <Emma> im sure there were 2 or 3 that were posted
20:17:04 <amelia> not by me
20:17:09 <amelia> mmm tim tam milkshake
20:17:20 <Emma> their are others who are really bad, they must be very ugly to continue to share the same shit.
20:17:41 <Emma> there have been people in here that do that.
20:17:41 <smashmouse> ;)
20:17:41 <Fitz> i never post peoples pictures
20:17:44 <TiSK> i dont want 2 share'
20:17:46 <TiSK> :P
20:17:47 <smashmouse> that place so close to me :P
20:17:58 <Emma> get some
20:18:44 <amelia> pulled pork slider
20:18:53 <Emma> ewww pork
20:18:58 <smashmouse> mmmmmmm
20:18:59 <amelia> mmmmmm
20:19:02 <smashmouse> yee
20:19:04 <smashmouse> lets go!
20:19:05 <amelia> calm down jew
20:19:06 <smashmouse> :P
20:19:10 <anotherirc3r> you're thinking plivent and mark Emma
20:19:13 <anotherirc3r> of*
20:19:14 <smashmouse> just up the road :p
20:19:27 <amelia> stuff ma face wif pulled pork
20:19:29 <amelia> so joy
20:19:34 <smashmouse> ahahaha
20:20:45 <Emma> who knows i cant remember hahaaaaa
20:21:27 <TiSK> had episode b4 was screaming
20:21:29 <TiSK> lols
20:21:57 <TiSK> but its understandable why i was
20:22:13 <Emma> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
20:22:20 <Emma> are you high?
20:22:24 <TiSK> no
20:22:26 <Fitz> tisk you scream alot man
20:22:35 <Fitz> emma, more than likely
20:22:37 <Emma> yea h ican hear you from here/
20:22:40 <Fitz> he is either high or drunk
20:22:47 <Fitz> or both
20:22:48 <Emma> why not both?
20:22:49 <TiSK> im coffee
20:22:58 <TiSK> atm
20:23:02 <Emma> i only had half a coffee today
20:23:10 <TiSK> good work
20:23:11 <Emma> better than 5
20:23:17 <TiSK> yeah i prob had 5
20:23:30 <Emma> im moving on the better things
20:23:50 <Emma> not really
20:23:58 <Emma> nothing beats coffee at 6am
20:24:03 <TiSK> my head is done in
20:24:14 <TiSK> dont know who to like
20:24:27 <TiSK> cause i dont know noone
20:24:39 <Emma> i dont know anyone.
20:24:56 <Emma> I cant even use this crap, no need for me to be an op.
20:25:09 <TiSK> :/
20:25:14 <Emma> just think you know what to do in here
20:25:20 <TiSK> nah
20:25:21 <Emma> i wouldnt have a clue.
20:25:24 <Fitz> tisk, you should weave your magic on emma
20:25:55 <TiSK> emma is nice
20:25:57 <Fitz> be careful emma, he will be stalking obsessing over you if you give him another 30 minutes of attention
20:26:02 <TiSK> nah
20:26:08 <Emma> haha
20:26:45 <Fitz> he asked the last girl that kissed him to marry him, on the first dasy they met, she had to have a police restraining order place on him
20:26:54 <Emma> haha
20:26:57 <TiSK> bullshit
20:27:10 <StrykerX> rofl
20:27:18 <Fitz> he is the obsessive type, harmless just a bit to clingy
20:27:32 <Emma> nice
20:27:35 <Fitz> tisk, tell emma about sarah
20:27:48 <TiSK> sarah doesnt exisit
20:27:49 <Emma> yes tell me about sarah.
20:27:58 <Fitz> and how you texted her 140 times in one hour
20:28:01 <Emma> id love to hear the stories.
20:28:13 <Emma> fact or fiction.
20:28:20 <Emma> im easy
20:28:24 <Fitz> she is fact lol
20:28:32 <TiSK> their was the girl name emma work at big w
20:28:39 <TiSK> we went to same school
20:28:43 <TiSK> she was hot as
20:28:54 <Emma> not me never worked at big w, also not me as im 10 years younger.
20:29:00 <TiSK> k
20:29:05 <Emma> hot as that dont sound like me either.
20:29:21 <Emma> 3 boxes i could have ticked.
20:29:21 <TiSK> do u eat well
20:29:31 <StrykerX> [20:27] <Fitz> and how you texted her 140 times in one hour
20:29:36 <StrykerX> Almost 3 texts a minute
20:29:38 <StrykerX> Wtf?
20:29:47 <Emma> yes most days.
20:29:51 <TiSK> good
20:29:53 <Fitz> she is the first and only girl to kiss chris ever, this happened when they where both at a rave over 10 yrs ago and both high on lsd, this kiss made chris very obsessive and he ended up pushing her away, this cause chris to go into a deep depression and drug abuse which has caused him to be on a pension for sckitzophrenia
20:29:54 <Emma> its possible.
20:30:22 <Emma> dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
20:30:35 <TiSK> he is talking shit
20:30:50 <Emma> I need a new car who would like to buy me one?
20:30:58 <Fitz> chris doesnt really have skitzophrenia, its more a psychosis from too much meth, he burnt himself out and has never really stopped using, he switched from meth too booze and dope
20:31:02 <Emma> come one some one here would love to buy me one.
20:31:03 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
20:31:04 <Fitz> but still uses very heavily
20:31:07 <TiSK> i would if i had some cash
20:31:31 <Emma> hahaaaaaaa
20:31:35 <Fitz> he quits everything almost every 3rd day but reverts back to drinking or dope within a cpl days, its quite pathetic reallty
20:31:58 <Fitz> we are his friends, but we feel sorry for him and wantr to protect him, from himself mainly
20:32:19 <Emma> wonder if i wil go back to 5 coffees a day after my 3rd day???????????
20:32:29 <Emma> Thats my drugggggggg
20:32:43 <Emma> you must be very close to TiSK.
20:32:52 <Emma> too close id say
20:34:00 <Emma> i think the lack of sugar and coffee is finally coming to me. I dont want a headache now
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20:34:40 <Fitz> sarah seemed a normal nice chick, she realised how much she effected him when he wrote her letters when he was admitted to the mental health clinic, she cares about him and feels sorry for him (like a normal person would) but has to treat carefully, chris can interpret this kindness as her still likling him and he can become quite stalkerish again, bulk texting her and calling her non stop at all hours
20:35:33 <Emma> haha either you really know alot or you a great story teller.
20:35:49 <Emma> i dont know which one to beleive.
20:35:59 <Fitz> emma, i know alot because i have seen chris on irc over the last few yrs and gotten all the gossip
20:36:00 <Emma> But i know which way im going to go!!
20:36:07 <Fitz> he is a harmless guy
20:36:21 <Fitz> just lonley
20:36:30 <Fitz> really lonley
20:36:35 <Emma> mr lonleyyyyyyyyy
20:36:40 <Emma> i have nobodyyy
20:36:54 <Emma> akon
20:37:01 <Emma> youtube it
20:37:03 <Fitz> never had a gf in his 30's, if any woman shows him attention he just loses it
20:37:14 <Emma> maybe it can be his theme song to pick up chicks
20:37:16 <Fitz> he doesnt mean to be over bearing
20:37:22 <Fitz> lol
20:37:40 <Fitz> he has some songs he makes, with crappy little "keyboard text' pictures
20:38:04 <Emma> haha
20:38:10 <Fitz> he has no skills or career, so he hasnt got much to offer a female, it must be so hard for him to meet someone
20:38:29 <Fitz> he hasnt worked his entire life pretty much
20:38:39 <Emma> how about you? do you have a female in your life?
20:38:43 <Emma> Or a male?
20:38:43 <Fitz> he would, but his illness makes it hard
20:38:52 <smashmouse> fk this movie was sick!
20:38:55 <smashmouse> |wooo
20:38:56 <Fitz> yeah i have a missus, sorry emma
20:39:04 <Emma> not asking for myself.
20:39:15 <Fitz> all good
20:39:22 <Emma> Imasking for TiSK
20:39:31 <Emma> he seems to like you alot.
20:39:41 <Fitz> lol
20:39:51 <Fitz> yeah he wants me n him to be best mates
20:39:53 <Emma> maybe you have been blinded by his problems that you never thought he was in love with you
20:39:59 <Fitz> he also wants to steal my puppy
20:40:07 <Fitz> im glad i live in a different state to him
20:40:11 <Emma> hahaaaaa
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20:40:34 <Emma> some people are a bit to close in perth
20:40:45 <Fitz> perth is a great place
20:40:52 <Emma> very small
20:40:58 <Emma> Your not from perth are you?
20:41:06 <Fitz> give Perth a cpl more yrs to grow and it will almost be as big as Adelaide
20:41:18 <Emma> i dont know where adelaide is
20:41:21 <Emma> HAHA
20:41:22 <Fitz> I grew up in Melb but live in Brisbane
20:41:28 <Fitz> it was a jk anyway
20:41:33 <Fitz> Adelaide is LMAE
20:41:35 <TiSK> i feel like forest gump
20:41:44 <Emma> why?
20:41:51 <Fitz> most perth ppl would bite at that comment
20:41:57 <TiSK> cause the way a woman comes into my life
20:41:59 <Fitz> TiSK, you are a bit like forest man
20:42:06 <Fitz> you have a kind heart like forest
20:42:07 <TiSK> leaves
20:42:14 <TiSK> comes back 20 years alter
20:42:26 <Fitz> you just dont have any determination or skills like forest
20:42:30 <Emma> I am not the Emma you went to school with!
20:42:34 <Fitz> and forest wasnt lazy either
20:42:41 <Emma> hahaaaaa
20:43:03 <Fitz> emma, this makes no difference to tisk, all emma's are the same
20:43:14 <Emma> Yes we are.
20:43:22 <Fitz> lol
20:43:31 <Emma> NOT
20:43:40 <Fitz> you should totally watch Brooklyn Nine Nine, funniest show i have seen in years
20:43:53 <TiSK> once an emma helped me walk
20:44:05 <Fitz> TiSK, why did you need help walking?
20:44:13 <TiSK> when u just lost your mind she was nicest thing ever to see
20:44:14 <Fitz> drunk, too many drugs?
20:44:18 <Emma> Im not one to help you walk, im the one who will push you over and laugh.
20:44:26 <TiSK> lols
20:45:08 <Fitz> emma would take your wallet after she pushes you over too, and get angry in your case tisk because its EMPTY
20:45:24 <Emma> hahahaha
20:45:27 <Fitz> tisk, why did you need help walking?
20:45:32 <Emma> need funds for my new car.
20:45:40 <Fitz> what sort you getting
20:45:42 <Emma> gotta be money somewhere
20:45:45 <TiSK> cause i was serdated
20:45:48 <Fitz> my sister just bought sa new mini cooper
20:45:53 <TiSK> to much by doctors
20:45:54 <Emma> veloster turbo
20:45:59 <Emma> ONE DAY
20:46:01 <Fitz> oh yeah cool
20:46:13 <Fitz> they look cool for a hyundai
20:46:22 <Emma> such a odd looking car
20:46:24 <Fitz> tisk, how come you need sedation?
20:46:32 <Emma> Yes they are great.
20:46:33 <TiSK> cause i was talking
20:46:46 <Emma> god why didnt you just stop?
20:46:50 <TiSK> k
20:46:55 <smashmouse> how can u not know where adelaide is lol!
20:47:13 <Fitz> you are missing some vital information here chris, doctors dont sedate people for talking
20:47:14 <Emma> i dont know,
20:47:31 <TiSK> they do to me Fitz
20:47:34 <Fitz> where you maybe talking AND doing something else
20:47:37 <Emma> it must not be a great place
20:47:41 <smashmouse> south australia jeez
20:47:42 <smashmouse> lol
20:47:50 <Emma> where you jerking off while talking?
20:47:51 <Fitz> and the something else being trying to harm the doctor with a pair of scissors
20:47:59 <Emma> God you really need to do one or the other.
20:48:16 <Fitz> lol
20:48:29 <Emma> shh smashmouse its not my fault i didnt learn much at school.
20:48:34 <TiSK> ive kissed a psychiartist
20:48:43 <Emma> the teachers really disliked me.
20:48:54 <Emma> always kicked me out of the classroom.
20:49:09 <Emma> it wasnt nice i was a great student :)
20:49:42 <Fitz> my missus is almost home
20:49:48 <Fitz> she is gonna bring some ham for me
20:49:54 <Emma> yay sexy time for you.
20:50:15 <Fitz> <@TiSK> ive kissed a psychiartist and i liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
20:50:19 <Emma> hope she has a strap on for your hot anal sex.
20:50:47 <Fitz> emma, TiSK is open to try a strapon
20:50:51 <amelia> Fitz has such a boner for chris
20:50:58 <Emma> i bet.
20:51:05 <Fitz> but only with Sarah not just any girl
20:51:14 <Fitz> amelia i adore chris
20:51:21 <Emma> yes im sure sarah wil return one day
20:51:33 <Fitz> sarah will come back to him
20:51:43 <TiSK> first time i kissed her i had a fit
20:51:44 <Emma> with open arms and a penis.
20:51:56 <TiSK> i thru my self back in chair
20:52:03 <TiSK> um hmm ahh
20:52:05 <TiSK> hmm hehe
20:52:06 <TiSK> ahh
20:52:09 <TiSK> hhaha
20:52:12 <Fitz> one day she will just turn up on his doorstep, and she will ring and say, hi chris, im sorry about everything, i realised you are the only one in my life and i want to get married and live happily ever after
20:52:13 <TiSK> thats what i did
20:52:41 <Fitz> TiSK, dont stop, believing man, it will happen one day
20:52:48 <Fitz> Sarah will see the error of her eways dude
20:53:00 <TiSK> nah i lost it on fb today
20:53:09 <TiSK> cause i bored shitless
20:53:35 <TiSK> i bad when u have noone to talk to
20:53:38 <TiSK> its
20:53:41 <Fitz> emma, do you find it classy when a guy films himself testing out his new bong and posts it on youtube
20:55:20 <Fitz> chris when was the funniest time the doctor sedated you
20:55:42 <smashmouse> MONKEY WATERMELON!
20:55:42 <Emma> hahaha
20:56:16 <Emma> i find it funny not classy
20:56:22 <TiSK> when i woke up couldnt find toilet
20:56:31 <TiSK> got punched in face
20:56:34 <TiSK> wet myself
20:56:35 <Emma> like something that would be ok if you were in highschool.
20:56:41 <Fitz> where did you do a poo when you coudlnt find it?
20:56:46 <Fitz> in your pants, YUCK man
20:56:49 <Emma> in his nickers
20:57:02 <steven_> snickers
20:57:08 <Emma> steven likes snickers.
20:57:19 <Fitz> TiSK, tell me about the funniest time you raised your voice at centrelink ans security was called on you
20:57:22 <steven_> only if its in ur knickers
20:57:29 <Emma> of course
20:57:36 <StrykerX> lol @ funniest
20:57:38 <steven_> nuts
20:57:39 <StrykerX> Implying it's regular.
20:57:42 <steven_> sometimes pea's
20:57:42 <Emma> be sure to eat the nuts whole
20:57:47 <Emma> just swollow
20:57:50 <Emma> dont chew
20:57:57 <StrykerX> Protip, Emma? :P
20:58:01 <Fitz> StrykerX lol
20:58:06 <Emma> hahaaaaaaa
20:58:12 <Fitz> someone gets it atleast
20:58:33 <Emma> no i dont like peas
20:58:40 <steven_> StrykerX by the time it cums out it already half way down her neck
20:58:43 <Emma> its corn steven, then we make popcorn later.
20:58:46 <steven_> she dont need to swallow
20:59:02 <StrykerX> Ah right
20:59:04 <StrykerX> My bad
20:59:05 <TiSK> i lost it in msg to the fake sarah fb
20:59:09 <TiSK> today
20:59:10 <steven_> haahahh
20:59:11 <TiSK> lols
20:59:15 <Emma> fake sarah
20:59:19 <Fitz> fake sarah fb, no way
20:59:20 <Emma> she sounds like a keeper
20:59:26 <steven_> who is zzzombot ?
20:59:28 <Emma> get in it.
20:59:28 <StrykerX> loooool
20:59:36 <Fitz> TiSK, did someone setup a fake sarah account on fb, thats fucked up man
20:59:37 <StrykerX> Good question.
20:59:37 <Emma> you should see my fake facebook.
20:59:57 <Emma> great one to share with the kids on xbox.
21:00:15 <Fitz> TiSK, did sarah herself maybe set it up so that you didnt bother/embaress her on her real fb
21:01:13 <TiSK> u know i want 2 die right
21:01:21 <Emma> ill share my facebook with you, you can add me if you wish.
21:01:28 <TiSK> oh k
21:01:40 <Emma> http://prntscr.com/7xiepk
21:01:43 <Fitz> TiSK, when was the funniest time the police where called to your house and they assumed you wouldnt let them in and they broke a window at the back of the property to get in
21:01:48 <Emma> just find me it wont be hard.
21:02:31 <Fitz> emma, you should add Chris, you wontr regret it one bit
21:02:53 <Fitz> anyhow my missus is home now, im off
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21:03:36 <Emma> someone is whipped.
21:03:39 <TiSK> want to eat cbf
21:03:45 <TiSK> will only live longer
21:04:36 <TiSK> u think its fun wishing for something never gonna happen
21:04:44 <TiSK> crying every fucken day
21:04:59 <Emma> its not fun
21:05:06 <Emma> all i want is a new car
21:05:16 <Emma> but its not happening anytime soon
21:05:20 <Emma> maybe 6 months
21:05:28 <Emma> too long to waitt :(
21:05:30 <StrykerX> What car?
21:05:46 <steven_> gaiiiiiiiiiii
21:06:05 <StrykerX> steven_: Get the woman a car already.
21:06:15 <steven_> ahhhhhhhhhhh
21:06:21 <steven_> hoping she will get over it
21:06:35 <StrykerX> Hahahahaha
21:06:45 <steven_> you can have my car Emma
21:06:51 <steven_> v8
21:06:58 <steven_> loud sterio
21:07:05 <steven_> stereo
21:07:05 <amelia> jus go out and get one
21:07:14 <steven_> ahahhahah
21:07:14 <amelia> steve will be ok with it
21:07:21 <steven_> use my card babe
21:07:29 <steven_> 'credit'
21:07:45 <amelia> get yourself some personalised plates whilst you at it
21:07:46 <StrykerX> Cheque, Savings or CREDIT
21:07:52 <amelia> 3MM4
21:07:52 <StrykerX> Yeah
21:07:55 <StrykerX> XEMMAX
21:07:58 <StrykerX> loooool
21:08:02 <amelia> bwahahhahahahahaa
21:08:03 <steven_> 'can i use GTA money'
21:08:23 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
21:08:30 <StrykerX> Write them a cheque from GTA
21:08:34 <StrykerX> 'wot is this?'
21:08:39 <StrykerX> 'TAKE MY FUKKIN MONEY'
21:08:39 <amelia> jus steal one
21:08:41 <steven_> rockstar
21:08:44 <steven_> well
21:08:48 <steven_> that can be arranged
21:08:52 <amelia> if steven really loved you he would steal one for you
21:08:57 <steven_> we will put emmas number plates on it
21:09:09 <steven_> 'coming up as a holden commodore'
21:09:29 <steven_> "yeah convertable edition"
21:10:41 <amelia> get her a scooter
21:10:48 <StrykerX> Hahahahaa
21:11:00 <StrykerX> Plates don't match
21:11:07 <StrykerX> "Oh, never mind mate.. Limited edition"
21:12:44 <steven_> hahaa
21:12:59 <steven_> i want a scooter
21:13:20 <amelia> i hate scooter mofos
21:13:41 <amelia> buzzing around blockin traffic at 50kms
21:13:43 <amelia> assholes
21:22:23 <Emma> haha ill be back with one tomorrow then
21:22:27 <Emma> why not
21:23:00 <Emma> im not that gay to haver personalised number plates
21:23:13 <amelia> pink plates
21:23:14 <TiSK> just kill me
21:23:17 <amelia> white border
21:23:27 <StrykerX> EMZ as plates
21:23:29 <StrykerX> loooool
21:23:31 <amelia> s3xy pl4yboy bunny style plates
21:24:04 <StrykerX> Oh
21:24:06 <StrykerX> EMZ69
21:24:11 <StrykerX> Pink and white
21:24:11 <amelia> AHAHA
21:24:12 <steven_> oi
21:24:15 <StrykerX> On a scooter
21:24:16 <steven_> today at work
21:24:18 <steven_> i let one rip
21:24:22 <steven_> it fucking stunk
21:24:31 <steven_> i went for a walk cuz i was emmbarrased
21:24:36 <amelia> AHAHAHA
21:24:43 <StrykerX> Hahaha
21:24:48 <StrykerX> What do you do for work again?
21:25:02 <steven_> label company
21:25:11 <steven_> anyway this chick walks out like 5 minutes later
21:25:18 <StrykerX> Ah ok
21:25:18 <amelia> he jus sits there n says "i wasnt expecting that" all day
21:25:19 <steven_> and she is like, smells like a dead rat out here
21:25:25 <StrykerX> LOL
21:30:17 <smashmouse> oer all warm from showa
21:30:18 <smashmouse> h
21:30:34 <Emma> hahahahaaaaaaaaa wash your asshole
21:30:43 <StrykerX> He likes it dirty. ;)
21:30:43 <amelia> showah powah
21:30:47 <Emma> you stankkkkkkkkkk
21:31:04 <steven_> he got the stanky legs
21:31:23 <Emma> steves been on my computer
21:31:33 <Emma> pages have been closed downnnnnnnn
21:31:36 <steven_> haaahahha
21:31:41 <Emma> i see what you do fucker
21:31:47 <Emma> cant hide from me
21:31:57 <Emma> you just dont like sharing
21:32:06 <Emma> its ok you dont need to share
21:32:14 <Emma> imm not a skankyyyyyyy hoe
21:32:17 <smashmouse> hi five amelia!!
21:32:19 <smashmouse> mongaaaaaaaaa
21:32:21 <smashmouse> cant catch me
21:32:25 <smashmouse> :~
21:33:16 <amelia> I'm fast mong I'll getchu
21:33:43 <StrykerX> Thought you were talking to your rat then
21:33:49 <StrykerX> Cause this amelia wasn't typin.
21:34:29 <amelia> EGGS AND SOLDIER MEN
21:34:40 <amelia> yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
21:38:39 <StrykerX> wut
21:43:11 <smashmouse> !addquote poo
21:43:17 <smashmouse> hm
21:43:43 <smashmouse> !addquote (kodak): Difference between you and I Darren.. I have respect... which you do not.
21:43:51 <smashmouse> rofllllleecopter
21:43:58 <smashmouse> PROJECTION
21:44:04 <smashmouse> aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
21:44:19 <smashmouse> !topic (kodak): Difference between you and I Darren.. I have respect... which you do not.
21:44:24 <smashmouse> `topic (kodak): Difference between you and I Darren.. I have respect... which you do not.
21:44:45 <smashmouse> pwnd
21:44:52 <smashmouse> fkn punk
21:48:50 <kodak> Why Shitwood.,. you know the truth.
21:49:03 <kodak> You know i'm right.
21:49:11 <smashmouse> excuse me but I have a right to put up a topic
21:49:16 <smashmouse> just like anyone else, thx
21:49:20 <kodak> sure you do.
21:49:22 <smashmouse> you may leave the chan if you so desire.
21:49:32 * kodak opens the door for you
21:49:36 <kodak> :)
21:49:49 <smashmouse> now piss off
21:50:02 <smashmouse> ill just get ops off ma bro n put it up so you cant do shit.
21:50:03 <kodak> just cause I give you lip about amelia.. doesn't mean you can be a dog.
21:50:29 <smashmouse> nothing to do with her
21:50:48 <smashmouse> what is it david
21:50:52 <kodak> ?
21:50:56 <kodak> speak up yeah ?
21:51:01 <smashmouse> cant hack being on the other end of the hot poker?
21:51:02 <kodak> go Shitwood.
21:51:05 <smashmouse> hahahahahahahahahahaha
21:51:10 <kodak> Say what ?
21:51:16 <kodak> Have a go.
21:51:32 <steven_> DING DING DING
21:51:35 <smashmouse> nah daz owned you good
21:51:40 <smashmouse> now leave my topic alone plz
21:51:44 <smashmouse> this aint ur chan yo
21:52:05 <kodak> Nothing what you've already said will effect me.
21:52:13 <kodak> Understand that ?
21:52:24 <kodak> Back in your box.
21:52:29 <smashmouse> contradiction after contradiction
21:52:33 <smashmouse> if it doesnt affect you
21:52:39 <smashmouse> leave my topic alone, simples!
21:52:43 <smashmouse> ty mwa mwa
21:52:46 <kodak> You're a dickhead.
21:52:56 Mode: (by kodak) -o smashmouse
21:52:58 <smashmouse> that'll be your little secret ;)
21:53:05 Mode: (by kodak) -o kodak
21:53:07 <kodak> :)
21:53:17 <smashmouse> suck up
21:53:20 <kodak> No ops 4 uuuuuuuuuuuu
21:53:25 <smashmouse> suck stevens dick some more you lil slut
21:53:26 <smashmouse> :P
21:53:29 <kodak> I will
21:53:32 <smashmouse> and then mine
21:53:39 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o smashmouse
21:53:46 <kodak> fag
21:53:50 Mode: (by grubs) +o kodak
21:53:56 <smashmouse> spit the jizz in my mouth so i can taste a man that's jizzed in a scummy ho
21:54:02 Mode: (by kodak) -o kodak
21:54:15 Mode: (by grubs) -oo smashmouse StrykerX
21:54:16 <smashmouse> wait that comes out like im dissin steven
21:54:18 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
21:54:21 Mode: (by grubs) -o anotherirc3r
21:54:21 Kick: grubs was kicked by bios (Mass deop. Go sit in a corner.)
21:54:22 Join: grubs ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:54:28 <kodak> hhaa
21:54:33 <kodak> fucked it now.
21:54:44 <smashmouse> cool
21:55:14 <kodak> [27/07/2015 21:54:03] *** [#nerdhacks] Sorry, you aren't a channel operator
21:55:14 <kodak> [27/07/2015 21:54:03] *** kodak sets mode: -o kodak
21:55:14 <smashmouse> daz can set it up, he's no asshole like you about these things.
21:55:21 <kodak> Couldnt even deop myself
21:56:42 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DaInuaZz08
21:56:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Galantis - Peanut Butter Jelly [Official Audio] (Apr 20, 2015) Time: 3:32 - Category: Music - 4,632,473 views - 41,703 likes (97.5%), 1,076 dislikes (2.5%)
21:56:58 * kodak sucks on stevens cock
21:57:06 <kodak> op us all
21:57:28 <steven_> spin it like peanut jelly
21:57:49 <steven_> DO IT LIKE I OWE YA SOME money money money (my neck) (my neck) (my neck)
21:58:33 <steven_> haha
21:58:40 <steven_> was in a skype call doing the moves
21:59:06 <StrykerX> Fag
21:59:08 <StrykerX> loooool
21:59:48 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAEwLvxHVVk
21:59:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robin Schulz - Headlights [feat. Ilsey] [official video] (Apr 3, 2015) Time: 3:50 - Category: Entertainment - 31,132,866 views - 137,449 likes (97.3%), 3,789 dislikes (2.7%)
21:59:57 <steven_> asked him if he recorded it
21:59:59 <smashmouse> lmfao
21:59:59 <steven_> he said no
22:00:04 <steven_> looks like you cunts miss out
22:00:47 <smashmouse> :(
22:00:54 <steven_> :p
22:01:06 <steven_> DONT GO CHASING ALL THE HEADLIGHTS
22:01:19 <anotherirc3r> don't go chasing waterfalls!
22:01:47 <steven_> haha
22:02:10 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6t47RI4bns
22:02:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Big Sean - Blessings (Explicit) ft. Drake, Kanye West (Mar 3, 2015) Time: 5:12 - Category: Music - 80,363,338 views - 428,367 likes (94.8%), 23,286 dislikes (5.2%)
22:03:11 <StrykerX> Bedtime shortly
22:03:21 <smashmouse> fkn this batman skin and batmobile skin
22:03:23 <smashmouse> sah good
22:03:30 <smashmouse> defs gettin season pass on thurs
22:03:31 <steven_> eye havnt had a good time in a long time eye
22:03:34 <smashmouse> after tribunal
22:03:37 <smashmouse> sounds aboriginal
22:03:39 <steven_> im way up i feel blessed
22:03:44 <smashmouse> like i offended some aboriginies
22:10:49 <StrykerX> Racist.
22:10:51 <StrykerX> looooooooool
22:13:08 <smashmouse> lol\
22:21:33 <smashmouse> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/11705822_1072657162747474_469492208305467055_o.jpg
22:27:22 Join: Exo ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:28:07 Mode: (by bios) +o Exo
22:46:59 <amelia> well
22:47:08 <amelia> make the weekend hurry up
22:47:29 * Exo pops open their cooler.. here take your pick.. !MtDew !...
22:47:29 <Exo> ! Sprite !.. Coke ... ! 7°UP ! ... !Pepsi
22:48:16 <amelia> wotdafux
22:48:44 <Exo> SwEeThEaRt amelia FoReVeR Is OuRs To ShArE......BuT EvEn FoReVeR SeEmS 2 ShOrT......I WiLl Be YoUrS ThROuGhOuT AlL EtErNiTy......
22:48:44 <Exo> HeRe YoU Go SwEeThEaRt...Op-StAtUs FoR YoU......I LoVe YoU...
22:48:44 * Exo OpEdSwEeThEaRt amelia
22:48:53 <amelia> Coke
22:49:14 <amelia> this is too much commitment for me m8
22:50:50 <anotherirc3r> lol
23:10:51 <smashmouse> fukkin commitment
23:10:59 <smashmouse> my two hands r too much commitment ;)~
23:11:46 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:12:08 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:13:39 <amelia> i got my new glasses
23:13:45 <amelia> its amazing being able to see again
23:13:55 <nate> sun glasses?
23:14:20 <nate> are u a cute libarian amelia
23:14:20 <amelia> too bad i look like the biggest dorkiest geekazoid dorkasuarus dweebfacehead in em tho
23:14:24 <nate> lol
23:14:45 <smashmouse> new glases
23:14:52 <smashmouse> sexy glasses pic thx :P~
23:15:04 <amelia> bwahahaha i will show you tomorrow
23:15:07 <nate> clothes optional
23:15:09 <amelia> and if you make fun
23:15:16 <amelia> you are d.e.d mong
23:15:21 <nate> have u always been blind amelia?:)
23:15:30 <nate> SNAAAPo!
23:15:42 <amelia> WOT
23:15:46 <amelia> nosir
23:15:49 <nate> vision impaired
23:16:13 <nate> what happens if u go back in time to da dinosaur land and they get smashed
23:16:22 <amelia> den i cant see again
23:16:30 <amelia> i lost my other ones in vegas
23:16:32 <nate> you'll havta date smashmouse ;l
23:16:37 <amelia> and finally got new ones
23:16:54 <kodak> !quoteadd [27/07/2015] (faux): Picard is hamburgler irl
23:16:55 <grubs> Quote was added.
23:16:55 <nate> ohh doesnt it make ya eyesight worse without glasses?
23:17:09 <amelia> jus constantly squint
23:17:11 <kodak> Hi amelia love :)
23:17:13 <amelia> lookin asian
23:17:16 <amelia> hay
23:17:21 <nate> sexy asian like kodak
23:17:36 <nate> naru massage
23:19:11 <nate> picard in asia, has the little doodle for it
23:19:17 <nate> OOOHHH MY!
23:19:24 <amelia> bwahahha
23:19:26 <amelia> soso pink
23:19:35 <amelia> as pink as emmas personalised number plates
23:21:06 <nate> amelia do u wanna play with the riddlers 18th century hair :D
23:21:14 <nate> so wavey and stylish
23:21:26 <amelia> ahahahaha ash makes me giggle
23:23:21 Join: Sundowner ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:24:36 <nate> dont let the sun godowner on meeeh!
23:25:16 <smashmouse> <@amelia> bwahahaha i will show you tomorrow
23:25:19 <smashmouse> otay deal!
23:27:16 <amelia> :]
23:27:53 <smashmouse> woooooo!
23:28:19 <smashmouse> x ray glasses lol
23:29:14 <kodak> amelia, Be a darl and op us all
23:29:32 <kodak> kthx
23:29:52 <amelia> why is no one @
23:30:02 Mode: (by amelia) +o nate
23:30:04 <kodak> fights
23:30:06 Mode: (by amelia) +o smashmouse
23:30:11 Mode: (by amelia) +o anotherirc3r
23:30:16 Mode: (by amelia) +o grubs
23:30:21 Mode: (by amelia) +o kodak
23:30:26 Mode: (by amelia) +o StrykerX
23:30:30 Mode: (by amelia) +o Sundowner
23:30:34 Mode: (by amelia) +o zzzombot
23:30:44 <amelia> ahahahahah @ fights
23:30:50 <amelia> nothin new in this chan bwaha
23:30:57 <kodak> hehe
23:31:04 <kodak> the war may continue
23:31:21 Mode: (by kodak) -o bios
23:31:26 Mode: (by kodak) -oooooooooo [DoC] amelia anotherirc3r BlackDevil damian Emma erlich grubs kait kodak
23:31:26 <amelia> well they bring giggles so why not
23:31:38 <amelia> haha saw that comin
23:31:45 <kodak> someoen has deop prot
23:31:49 <kodak> gay
23:32:04 <kodak> op up again
23:32:05 <nate> is it you kodak:)
23:32:08 <kodak> i wont do it again
23:32:11 <kodak> promise
23:32:24 * nate falls over
23:32:33 * kodak does too
23:32:39 <nate> kodak do u lOVe chiCkz with GlaSSes!
23:33:08 <nate> double the fun
23:33:26 <kodak> no, onLy ChicKs WiTh NoN-blacK HearTz
23:33:42 <nate> amelia is out!
23:33:58 <nate> she got coal 4 chrissy :D
23:34:02 <amelia> damn it
23:34:13 <amelia> once again i miss out
23:34:14 <nate> kodak do u sex good?
23:34:18 <nate> i bet u do!
23:34:25 <nate> ragin hard boner
23:34:30 <nate> smashin
23:34:40 <nate> smashmousing!
23:34:48 <kodak> YeaH I SmasH DaT PuSsY
23:35:13 <nate> wOOp~!
23:36:09 <kodak> youd like that wouldnt you
23:36:14 <kodak> cheeky fuck.
23:37:04 <amelia> nathaniel loves spreading his legs
23:37:55 <kodak> Like someone else I know.
23:38:11 <amelia> if shes so bad with a black heart
23:38:15 <kodak> Not in your direction amelia.
23:38:16 <amelia> why can't you move on
23:38:26 <amelia> yah i kno who it was aimed at
23:38:42 <kodak> Can't move on ? I have... that is why I don't care anymore.
23:38:47 <amelia> jus let it go, move on
23:38:57 <amelia> but you keep dropping remarks
23:39:05 <amelia> which shows you can't let it go
23:39:07 <kodak> Like what?
23:39:15 <amelia> you're still angry about it
23:39:31 <kodak> Angry ? No.
23:39:32 <amelia> so you still care
23:40:00 <amelia> it didn't work out, that sucks but its done with now
23:40:06 <amelia> do your thing and she can do hers
23:40:12 <amelia> whatever it may be
23:40:14 <kodak> No shit ?
23:40:27 <amelia> no need to abuse and stuff
23:40:40 <kodak> what abuse ?
23:40:44 <kodak> Tell me.
23:40:50 <amelia> you're not stupid
23:40:53 <amelia> you know wot abuse
23:40:59 <amelia> don't play dumb
23:41:10 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG6kQ5RcjT0
23:41:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: heavy metal workout motivation music (Jul 29, 2014) Time: - Category: Music - 71,472 views - likes (91.9%), 25 dislikes (8.1%)
23:41:17 <kodak> just say it.. why skip around it ?
23:41:35 <kodak> I'm honest... nothing to hide.
23:42:02 <amelia> I'm not skipping around shit
23:42:09 <kodak> then say it.
23:42:13 <amelia> I've been pretty blunt with wot I've said
23:42:20 <kodak> Tell me what you really think amelia.
23:42:51 <amelia> exactly wot i jus said, i think you need to let it go and move on and quit the petty bullshit
23:43:02 <kodak> I don;'t 'dislike' you amelia ... you know that... but if you wanna say something.. say it.
23:43:19 <amelia> i always do
23:44:02 <kodak> There was nothing to let go of... what are you on about ?
23:44:15 <kodak> It was all in my head yeah ?
23:44:46 <amelia> I don't know what it was between you guys
23:44:50 <kodak> Yet every other guy has the same issue... played like a fool!
23:44:54 <amelia> i dont really care, its between you two
23:45:07 <kodak> Then shhh
23:45:22 <amelia> you shh with your little comments
23:45:26 <smashmouse> according to The Blacklist tv show women find it sexy when a man is going bald
23:45:26 <amelia> its like you want her reaction
23:45:31 <smashmouse> just don't get fat lols
23:45:36 <amelia> cos its some sort of attention from her
23:45:47 <smashmouse> oop sox i go to diff chan.
23:46:00 <kodak> Say what?
23:46:07 <nate> smashmouse what a load of shit, going bald blows ;D
23:46:24 <kodak> I want no attention from her.
23:46:39 <amelia> alright
23:46:44 <amelia> leave it at that then
23:47:08 <kodak> you're weird.
23:47:12 <nate> if u cant get a bang straight away, just be friends life is 2 short :D
23:47:20 * nate bangs smashmouse
23:47:20 <kodak> Crying at me about nothing.
23:47:28 <amelia> I'm not crying
23:47:36 <amelia> telling you to get over it
23:47:40 <smashmouse> i like bein bald
23:47:42 <kodak> Get over what ?
23:47:49 <smashmouse> tho i bin shavin since i woz 16 :P
23:47:49 <amelia> stop actin like a lil kid cos something didn't go your way
23:47:52 <smashmouse> on n off
23:47:57 <kodak> Nothing to 'get over' ... nothing there.
23:48:02 <amelia> good then
23:48:07 <smashmouse> so ma head is normal skin color lol not skinhead white
23:48:11 <amelia> even better
23:48:13 <smashmouse> Skinhead White Crayon
23:48:20 <kodak> didnt go my way? Say what ?
23:48:41 <kodak> what didnt go 'may way' ?
23:48:47 <kodak> my*
23:49:22 <smashmouse> hannibal is on! woooooooooooooo
23:49:34 <amelia> CoNVeRSaTioN oVeR ReD RoVeR.
23:49:36 <kodak> Clean your knickers amelia.. something isn't right.
23:50:34 <amelia> I will not be thinking of you.
23:50:46 <kodak> I bet you wont be.
23:50:55 <kodak> everyones happy ? :)
23:51:10 <amelia> happy :)
23:51:25 <kodak> don't be silly amelia.. you';re having digs.. it wont work :P
23:51:36 <kodak> We tried this the other day
23:52:03 <amelia> I'm not having digs
23:52:16 <kodak> Have another drink
23:52:25 <kodak> you';ll feel rigth at home.
23:52:31 <kodak> like last week.
23:52:58 <amelia> wot are you on about m8
23:53:08 <kodak> you know m8
23:53:13 * kodak knwos all
23:53:23 <amelia> trippin m8
23:53:28 <kodak> wishin
23:53:56 <amelia> ok m8
23:54:13 <kodak> if only we were.. youd laugh it up.
23:54:29 <amelia> wot are you on about now
23:54:37 <kodak> nufin m8
23:54:47 <kodak> ChILlk ouT m8
23:54:59 <amelia> ok m8
23:55:33 <smashmouse> tv wit pro headset on = win!
23:55:58 <smashmouse> thought you had respect kodak
23:56:23 <kodak> we are m8s arnt we amelia
23:56:24 <smashmouse> (kodak): Difference between you and I Darren.. I have respect... which you do not.
23:56:38 <kodak> NuFFiN Like IRC FrinDz
23:56:47 <smashmouse> but you're disrespectful to her
23:57:04 <kodak> projection
23:57:16 <kodak> woman basher
23:57:16 <smashmouse> dude you gotta quit with the projection bs
23:57:25 <smashmouse> now you're having a go at me
23:57:31 <smashmouse> i wasn't having a go at you
23:57:43 <kodak> Truth about you is.. you DO bash women cause you're faggot
23:57:45 <smashmouse> i pointed it out
23:57:48 <kodak> weak dog!
23:57:55 <smashmouse> chill winston
23:58:12 <smashmouse> I wasnt having a go at you
23:58:18 <smashmouse> man the FUCK UP
23:58:25 <smashmouse> AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS
23:58:29 <smashmouse> you fucking mamas boy
23:58:36 <smashmouse> it isnt hard.
23:58:52 <kodak> as ive said many times before... you keep treratehing to bash, rape and kill Mew, Lori anmd Sarahs kids..... why ? cause you're a faggot wit no balls to bash a real man like myself.
23:58:53 <smashmouse> now keep rereading that till you grow up.
23:59:10 <smashmouse> i dont know any lori
23:59:18 <smashmouse> and you're talking shit again
23:59:20 <kodak> put your head on a stick!
23:59:22 <smashmouse> dont you get it
23:59:30 <smashmouse> all I did was comment on what you said
23:59:33 <kodak> you will pay one day Shitwood.
23:59:34 <smashmouse> and then what you just did
23:59:35 <smashmouse> (kodak): Difference between you and I Darren.. I have respect... which you do not.
23:59:37 <kodak> promise :)
23:59:39 <smashmouse> and you disrespect amelia
23:59:42 <smashmouse> now deal with that
23:59:45 <smashmouse> like a man.
23:59:51 <smashmouse> and stfu and gtfo already.