#nerdhacks - 2015-07-13 - AustNet Archive Project

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00:05 <LongLiveProm> he's turned into full on sad cunt
00:17 <Dogger> shit mate you dun remember?
00:31 <Dogger> used to come into cats, give mrwuf some crap
00:37 <Dogger> is piss still here???
00:43 <Dogger> that crazy guy
00:47 <Osskkaarr> that doesn't tell who you are.
00:48 <tisk> k
01:25 <LongLiveProm> piss is here
01:27 <LongLiveProm> tisk = piss
01:30 <LongLiveProm> pissssssssssssssssssssssssssss national
02:13 <Dogger> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
02:16 <Dogger> PISSTOPHER!
02:20 <Dogger> long time brudda
02:26 <Dogger> remember me????
02:26 <Osskkaarr> Mayo ?
02:55 <LongLiveProm> its not mayo
02:55 <Dogger> nah
03:03 <LongLiveProm> i was speaking to mayo last night
03:06 <Dogger> mayo is a good guy though, great to troll with
03:11 <Dogger> like you used to be element
03:16 <LongLiveProm> yep
03:18 <Dogger> but he's a harder man than you, softcock bitch
03:19 <LongLiveProm> element lost the plot
03:28 <Dogger> tell ya mother i say hi
04:12 <Dogger> i miss lorraines loose pussy
04:17 <Dogger> her ass nearly as loose too
04:25 <Osskkaarr> Just say who you are... watcha worried about?
05:05 <Dogger> ladies first element
05:16 <Dogger> you softcock pantywaisted girlyman
05:34 <Dogger> fucking shit in ya mouth
05:36 <Dogger> make you swallow
05:41 <Dogger> thats how much of a bitch you are
06:13 <Dogger> wheres mrwuf these days anyway
06:15 Quit: Fitz ([email protected]) Quit:
06:24 <Dogger> gotta catch up with the fella
06:30 <anotherirc3r> scared Dogger?
06:57 <LongLiveProm> mrwuf is gone
06:59 <LongLiveProm> or lurking
07:33 <Dogger> hmm gonna have to update that part then
07:37 <Dogger> who else we got here
07:46 <Dogger> already given b1 some shit
07:52 <Dogger> how bout picard
07:53 <LongLiveProm> b1 is online
07:54 <LongLiveProm> simba
07:55 <Dogger> he still come here
07:56 <Dogger> ?
07:56 <LongLiveProm> picard prob in bed
07:59 <LongLiveProm> but he's on on and off
08:06 <LongLiveProm> thestig is still losering around
08:06 <Dogger> goodo
08:10 <LongLiveProm> kuniva
08:16 <Dogger> how bouts pieter
08:29 <LongLiveProm> yep
08:31 <anotherirc3r> wow.. you're sad.
08:32 <LongLiveProm> #cookie
08:36 <LongLiveProm> he got life time ban from #melb
08:36 <anotherirc3r> you know everyone on IRC
08:41 <anotherirc3r> congratulations lol
09:13 <Dogger> hahahahahaha
09:15 <Dogger> umm
09:20 <Dogger> Tigger_
09:22 <LongLiveProm> yep
09:25 <LongLiveProm> that losers still here
09:29 <Dogger> and kuniva
09:45 <Dogger> blackdevil glenn and lwaxana still shitting the place around??
10:31 <Osskkaarr> Dogger, Tell me who you are.
10:36 <LongLiveProm> yep
10:37 <LongLiveProm> still losering
10:47 <Dogger> excellent
10:55 <Dogger> gonna have to do some updating though i see
11:33 <Dogger> element you just itching to know right
11:44 <Osskkaarr> *** Dogger has also used the nicknames: MavMeltdown Meltdown B1isapedo
11:48 <Dogger> think im gonna hold out a bit
12:02 <Dogger> ROFL
12:08 <Dogger> maverick he still around these parts?
12:18 <Osskkaarr> Don't know
12:22 <LongLiveProm> yeh he is hiding
12:24 <LongLiveProm> sometimes pops in
12:30 <LongLiveProm> got trolled last time he came back for ops in melb
12:32 <Dogger> k
12:36 <LongLiveProm> gave him enough ass raping
12:37 <Dogger> LOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:45 <LongLiveProm> |RAZ| still sometimes around
12:49 <LongLiveProm> that gimp looking cunt
12:50 <LongLiveProm> doughboy
12:50 <voice> LOL
12:53 <Osskkaarr> I still wonder if that was true about the kiddie porn he had.... the cops did raid him and took his machines.... but not sure why
12:55 <Dogger> ROFL SETH PARDOE
13:05 <Dogger> SETH PARDOE
13:12 <LongLiveProm> i recon its cause of child porn
13:16 <LongLiveProm> cops dont just come raid you
13:22 <Dogger> nah they dont
13:27 <LongLiveProm> if it was drugs they wouldnt come just raid you either
13:29 <LongLiveProm> and take a pc
13:36 <smashmouse> OH MY FUCK
13:40 <Dogger> seth pardoe fish breeder
13:44 <LongLiveProm> not unless they had proof of him being a fraudster
13:46 <LongLiveProm> then they might
13:47 <Dogger> he breeds with fish!
13:49 <smashmouse> i dont know why im like all
13:51 <smashmouse> oh fk it
13:51 <smashmouse> cig
13:55 <smashmouse> b4 i get a boner.
13:56 <Dogger> who the fuck is smashmouse
13:59 <LongLiveProm> hahaha I invited raz
14:01 <LongLiveProm> just then
14:04 <LongLiveProm> now he's offline
14:09 <Dogger> LOOOOOOOOL
14:15 <Dogger> he fucks his fish
14:19 <Dogger> fish fucker faggot
14:36 <Yog-Sothoth> http://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/t31.0-8/s720x720/11402427_10153591788226840_8780610512851142205_o.jpg
15:03 <Osskkaarr> Dogger, Lets do the questions.. did I ever help you pay out on people you didn't like?
15:22 <Dogger> yup
15:25 <Dogger> you did that
15:31 <Dogger> was some good times
15:35 <Dogger> good fucking times
15:39 <Osskkaarr> Bullshit.
16:17 <Osskkaarr> Did I ever DDoS you ?
16:52 <Dogger> nah
16:59 <Dogger> I wrote this about you once though
17:00 <Dogger> A special mention needs to go out to TheMayo who is a top bloke and great to troll with when on this server. Element is awesome company too.
17:09 <Dogger> were a top bloke back then
17:17 <Dogger> now softcock as shit whered it all go wrong
17:28 <Dogger> you were top troll round these parts
17:36 <Dogger> now take a look at ya
17:41 <Dogger> fucking crying shame
17:43 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. now look at me.
17:53 <Osskkaarr> Crying shame!
17:58 <Dogger> still looking for work??
18:29 <Osskkaarr> We never spoke... so i know you're talking shit.
18:51 <Osskkaarr> Rage on nub.
18:52 <Dogger> sure thing brudda
19:18 <Dogger> mate if old you could only see yourself now
19:26 <Dogger> hed fucking hang himself
19:34 <Dogger> weak as
19:43 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. the 'old me' .. would of DDoS'd myself by now.
19:58 <LongLiveProm> trolls are all gone soft Dogger
19:59 <LongLiveProm> none left
20:09 <LongLiveProm> all pussies apart from select
20:12 <LongLiveProm> element gone big time soft
20:16 <Dogger> i know
20:17 <anotherirc3r> awwww. poor babies
20:22 <LongLiveProm> hoping if he plays the good role he may get the pig
20:23 <LongLiveProm> anotherirc3r
20:26 <Dogger> i left for a few months
20:33 <Dogger> look what fucking happened
20:46 <Dogger> gonna have to update my page now though
20:50 <Dogger> lots more juicy deets
21:00 <LongLiveProm> yes a reference to the pig will be good
21:20 <Dogger> loooool oppers lost their shit over that page
21:26 <LongLiveProm> they did
21:30 <LongLiveProm> also johninja pregnant again
21:32 <LongLiveProm> with mel
21:35 <Dogger> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
21:37 <LongLiveProm> so he's raising 2 irc babies
21:39 <Dogger> fuckin wow
21:42 <LongLiveProm> xray pedos
21:44 <LongLiveProm> and now his
21:48 <LongLiveProm> anthony o driscoll
21:53 <LongLiveProm> x-tream pedo
22:03 <Dogger> who the fuck would be lonely and desperate enough to want to fuck bitches from irc
22:17 <LongLiveProm> many
22:23 <LongLiveProm> Osskkaarr the new breed
22:30 <Dogger> these people
22:31 <LongLiveProm> the desperation has risen so hard
22:35 <Dogger> they are like cattle for my lols
22:35 <LongLiveProm> that the pig is now in order
22:39 <Dogger> i will milk them for the lols
22:47 <Dogger> much will be had
22:58 <Dogger> element you used be a hunter now you are prey
23:02 <Dogger> you are a lolscow now
23:13 <Dogger> milked like cattle
23:35 <Dogger> you dropped so low you wish you were a beta
23:36 <Osskkaarr> change ya nappy.
23:38 <LongLiveProm> it was also admitted by serenity herself that she never had a job that was a "troll"
23:49 <Dogger> youre a fucking omega bitch now
23:51 <LongLiveProm> and that she had to resign from open uni because of "too much depression"
23:56 <LongLiveProm> caused by over IRCING benders
24:04 <LongLiveProm> may or may not have been a cert 3 OTEN LOL
24:04 <Dogger> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
24:14 <Dogger> fucking losers
24:18 <Dogger> lonesome losers here
24:37 <Dogger> anyway, i'm fucking out for now
24:43 <Osskkaarr> 'lonesome losers' ? that's what Mayo says.
24:49 <Dogger> ill be back tomorrow with some juicy ED updates
24:50 <LongLiveProm> its not mayo
24:52 <Dogger> starring element
24:57 <Osskkaarr> Talk shit!
24:58 <LongLiveProm> its one of our crew members though
25:09 <LongLiveProm> mayo was on last night we discussed the adventures of KUNIVA
25:21 <Osskkaarr> You;re TheMayo and you wont say it;s you.. cause you;re worried about the zline.
25:22 <Dogger> the lonely psycho wanker who fell in love with a fat pig on IRC
25:28 <Osskkaarr> looooolllllllllllllllll
25:28 <Dogger> nah i am not mayo
25:32 <Osskkaarr> OWNED BY A ZLINE!
25:35 <Dogger> mayo didn't write the ED page
25:38 <Dogger> I did
25:41 <Osskkaarr> chicken dog shit.
25:51 <Dogger> and tomorrow element
25:52 <LongLiveProm> mayo didnt write ED
25:58 <Dogger> your soul gonna be opened up on ed for all
25:58 <LongLiveProm> myself and Dogger did
26:02 <LongLiveProm> mayo just gave input
26:05 <Dogger> yup
26:09 <Dogger> group effort
26:13 <LongLiveProm> and I very much doubt that any of us care about a zline element
26:19 <Dogger> LOOOOOOOOOOL
26:23 <Dogger> zline oh no what will i do
26:24 <Osskkaarr> My soul yeah? I can';t wait for this.... make sure you put it all in bold yeah ?
26:25 <LongLiveProm> by the way Dogger - Osskkaarr "aka Element" now threatens with zlines
26:27 <LongLiveProm> literally
26:31 <LongLiveProm> "do you want a zline cunt"
26:36 <Dogger> LOOOOOOOOOOL
26:36 <LongLiveProm> "i can smell a zline coming"
26:37 <Dogger> wow
26:39 <LongLiveProm> like we give a shit
26:44 <Dogger> he used to just ddos peeps
26:50 <LongLiveProm> yeh he had a big cry afew weeks ago
26:52 <Dogger> has the dog lost its teeth
26:56 <LongLiveProm> got me zline non stop
27:03 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. cop that!
27:03 <LongLiveProm> he always was a dog
27:05 <LongLiveProm> he's mrs pohs son
27:09 <Dogger> no bark anymore element??
27:14 <LongLiveProm> his own mum married a carpet binder midget
27:17 <LongLiveProm> the cunts lost the plot
27:21 <Dogger> you piss weak shit licking cunt
27:30 <Osskkaarr> Projection.
27:38 <Dogger> LOOOOOOOOOOL
27:44 <Dogger> well lads
27:51 <Dogger> its been a real fucking blast coming back on
27:52 <Osskkaarr> Run along tossa.
27:54 <Dogger> catch ya
27:57 <Osskkaarr> RUN!
27:57 <LongLiveProm> Osskkaarr is angry
27:59 <LongLiveProm> POLLOCK
28:09 <Dogger> nah dipstick some of us have jobs brudda
28:16 <smashmouse> my friend just sent me a nude pic.
28:16 <Dogger> you wouldnt know what thats like element
28:29 <smashmouse> not like i havent seen her nude but it was just out of nowhere
28:31 <Osskkaarr> Yeah i'm sure you do work... cleaning public toilets
28:36 <Dogger> thats why you fucking bash around with fuck old pcs
28:55 <Osskkaarr> fuck old PC's ? yeah.. a P4 is old.
29:03 <Dogger> LOOOOOOOOOOL
29:06 <Dogger> P4
29:13 <Dogger> is this still 2005
29:45 <Dogger> bye lo too
29:49 <Dogger> missed you pisstopher
29:56 Quit: Dogger ([email protected]) Quit:
30:43 <smashmouse> who was that cunt
32:42 <anotherirc3r> an arsehole
33:13 <smashmouse> :)
33:30 <smashmouse> i wanna watch a movie but this velvet acid christ album is sooo gooooooooooooood
33:39 <smashmouse> and I dont know what to watch......
34:11 <Osskkaarr> why are people so hung up on what I do and say ?
34:50 <smashmouse> beats me
35:00 <smashmouse> it's the same for me with brit meat
35:03 <smashmouse> and others
35:05 <smashmouse> but eh
35:14 <smashmouse> good for them.
35:33 <anotherirc3r> more admirers Osskkaarr
36:17 <LongLiveProm> David Alexander Pollock GoT OWNED!!
36:48 <smashmouse> who are you
36:53 <smashmouse> and what is long live prom
36:53 <Osskkaarr> ooohhh... it;s the saying "You got owned" that bugs them so much?
37:01 <Osskkaarr> it's plivent.
37:11 <smashmouse> i like when couleurs says "owned"
37:16 <LongLiveProm> im not plivent im saemon
37:31 <smashmouse> such a gentle soul couleurs
37:32 <Osskkaarr> Bullshit.
37:41 <smashmouse> Lil sAe sAe
37:53 <Osskkaarr> plivent, Your lying gets you nowhere.
37:56 <smashmouse> #gym
37:57 <smashmouse> lol
38:07 <smashmouse> i have to check out this channel rofl
38:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> federer IS SHIT
41:43 <BenCox> eye agree
41:45 <BenCox> he is shit
41:50 <BenCox> so is hewitt
42:32 <Osskkaarr> I'm happy that people are still mad about being chopped up by Element back in the back... shows I was good at stiring those that deserved it.
42:59 <Osskkaarr> Even Cox is burnt out.
43:08 <Osskkaarr> Got nothin.
43:43 <anotherirc3r> Element seems to be your most famous name
43:46 <anotherirc3r> and i don't know it
43:51 <anotherirc3r> seems i missed a lot
43:52 <Osskkaarr> yeah
45:12 <Osskkaarr> kodak was the flooder/DDoS'er ... FakeID was the exposer/DDoS'er and Element was the stirer.
45:48 <anotherirc3r> before my time, huh?
45:55 <Osskkaarr> yeah
47:54 <LongLiveProm> hewitt is shit
48:15 <LongLiveProm> you never did shit element
48:23 <BenCox> hewitt is from salisbury
48:23 <LongLiveProm> exposer LOL
48:35 <BenCox> bogan shithole of Adelaide
48:41 <BenCox> whole suburb is on Centrelink
49:49 <Osskkaarr> I stopped doing my DDoS'ing once Longie upgraded the IRCD.. the host masking cloak had been changed.. IPs not possible to get.
49:58 <Osskkaarr> Which was around 2007
50:04 <LongLiveProm> Longie is a fuckwit
50:10 <LongLiveProm> another desperado pedo cunt
50:53 <Osskkaarr> As for botnets... hadn;t touched one sinse 2010
51:13 <LongLiveProm> thats not true
51:18 <LongLiveProm> you were doing hard floods in 2012
51:29 <LongLiveProm> when chucky was in the chans going off at you
51:34 <LongLiveProm> begging you to come home
51:41 <LongLiveProm> and i was talking to him on msn telling him what to say to you
51:47 <Osskkaarr> bots/proxies/floodijg... kodak days and going in to FakeID days... as AustNet was dying.
52:06 <LongLiveProm> nope these are element days
52:09 <anotherirc3r> i'd love to meet chucky and bash his head in with a brick
52:15 <Osskkaarr> 1997 to about 2005
52:16 <LongLiveProm> your kodak fake id days were just rubbish
52:27 <LongLiveProm> you being some weird cunt raging at ppl
52:34 <LongLiveProm> over shit like some cunt just joining your chan
52:51 <Osskkaarr> plivent, You know nothing... you werent around and you didn;'t see my work
52:52 <LongLiveProm> which you did to me then i registered a chan under kodak relation and changed my nick you went psycotic
52:58 <LongLiveProm> ive never seen anyone rage in my life before online
53:00 <Osskkaarr> You;re dribbling.
53:01 <LongLiveProm> like that night
53:04 <LongLiveProm> i remember it so well
53:10 <LongLiveProm> i may even still have logs
53:18 <LongLiveProm> this is going back to 2003
53:19 <LongLiveProm> 2004
53:28 <Osskkaarr> I never raged at anyone.. caquse I hardly spoke... I used my bots to flood instead.
53:31 <LongLiveProm> when you were fucking losing the plot, but you were a nobody
53:59 <Osskkaarr> I've always said .. you;'re a complusive liar.
54:04 <LongLiveProm> whole chans you use talk shit at you
54:07 <LongLiveProm> get you hyped
54:10 <anotherirc3r> i knew kodak
54:13 <Osskkaarr> You may fool other people... you don't fool me.
54:20 <LongLiveProm> anotherirc3r you knew kodak? lol
54:29 <anotherirc3r> yup
54:36 <LongLiveProm> of course I wouldnt fool you because as if you would accept your own stories of owning
55:19 <BenCox> Pollock talks big
55:25 <BenCox> I'm still waiting for whats coming to me
55:26 <Osskkaarr> ohh//. you;re crying about #hell ... you were pretending to be pz and I banned you.
55:42 <BenCox> I know you're coming, David, but so is Christmas
55:55 <BenCox> I'll die of old age before you do squat
56:33 <Osskkaarr> Cox, I hear your misses calling out for you on the street... she wants you to change the matreess that's strapped to her back.
56:52 <BenCox> she's in the bath right now Nocock
57:07 <LongLiveProm> dude ive never been trying to pretdant I was pz
57:17 <BenCox> I love that you give me shit for not having respect for women, and the first thing you say is about my fiancee
57:22 <Osskkaarr> Rage on cock suckers.
57:23 <LongLiveProm> you forget the long list of people who do not like you element
57:28 <LongLiveProm> or even respect you for 1 thing
57:38 <LongLiveProm> i have more respect on austnet than you do LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:43 <BenCox> David, you've been raging on for years
57:48 <BenCox> You've a rep as a psycho on austnet
57:55 <BenCox> a complete nutjob
57:59 <voice> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:16 <BenCox> also you're more a compulsive liar than anyone else here
58:24 <LongLiveProm> dont worry about him cox
58:28 <LongLiveProm> he still using same old shit
58:31 <LongLiveProm> she wants you to change the matreess that's strapped to her back.
58:32 <BenCox> of course he is
58:35 <LongLiveProm> been using that for 4 years now
58:36 <BenCox> he's unoriginal
58:38 <anotherirc3r> LongLiveProm, you have more respect on Austnet? really now.. is that something to brag about?
58:41 <anotherirc3r> loser.
58:45 <BenCox> he can't think of anything himself
58:46 <LongLiveProm> anotherirc3r why do you come here then?
58:48 <LongLiveProm> tell me pig
58:57 <LongLiveProm> if its such a shit place then tell me why you even bother?
59:07 <LongLiveProm> i think of irc as a great place if only it was fuckwit free
59:13 <anotherirc3r> lolz i hav respect online
59:15 <anotherirc3r> i awesome
59:19 <anotherirc3r> idiot.
59:19 <LongLiveProm> you are doing a great job at keeping the fuckwit going
59:25 <anotherirc3r> oh, good.
59:25 <LongLiveProm> anotherirc3r I am internet hero
59:29 <anotherirc3r> maybe you'll fuck off
59:42 <LongLiveProm> you should take a long hard look at yourself
59:46 <LongLiveProm> go eat some more lollies
59:53 <LongLiveProm> wonder why you got weight issues you idiot
00:06 <anotherirc3r> lol i don't actually
00:13 <LongLiveProm> sure
00:20 <LongLiveProm> so those 3 month old pics are just lies?
00:29 <LongLiveProm> you going to tell me in 3 months you lost over 80kgs
00:37 <LongLiveProm> and your face and facial recognition changed
00:41 <LongLiveProm> you telling me that are you?
00:55 <anotherirc3r> i don't have to prove anything to you
01:28 <LongLiveProm> no you dont
01:33 <LongLiveProm> but we all know the truth
01:45 <LongLiveProm> what you should do is prove it to yourself
01:50 <anotherirc3r> have you met me? no?
01:57 <anotherirc3r> then you don't :)
02:03 <LongLiveProm> why would we need to meet for?
02:08 <LongLiveProm> ive observed how you behave
02:12 <LongLiveProm> i know what you look like too
02:18 <LongLiveProm> why do I need to meet you for
02:23 <LongLiveProm> you horny or something?
02:26 <LongLiveProm> want some free food?
02:48 <anotherirc3r> yawn
02:51 <anotherirc3r> you're boring.
02:53 <LongLiveProm> if you tired go to bed bitch
03:18 <anotherirc3r> you're boring me
03:22 <LongLiveProm> tell me just something before you go to bed though... why did doodle not have the guts to meet you when you arranged to meet up? why did he sit from afar and observe the pig?
03:40 <LongLiveProm> and for a real question... how are you so desperate to even want to talk to someone like doodle?
03:44 <anotherirc3r> is that what he told you?
03:52 <anotherirc3r> interesting
04:40 <LongLiveProm> yes
04:54 <LongLiveProm> so lets hear your side of the story
05:20 <anotherirc3r> no. i don't think so :)
06:10 <LongLiveProm> ok then we will all keep our version then
06:28 <anotherirc3r> go ahead
06:40 <LongLiveProm> so who should we believe more doodle or dugnuts?
06:55 <LongLiveProm> i know that dugnuts cunt is a pedo he talks a lot of shit on females off here he recons he is down with or has been
07:01 <LongLiveProm> he tried a nice story about liinda
07:23 <anotherirc3r> so why would you believe him?
07:23 <nate> both are hotties!
07:24 <anotherirc3r> lol
07:46 <LongLiveProm> I dont believe dugnuts
07:50 <LongLiveProm> but I believe doodles story
08:01 <LongLiveProm> im just saying there was some truth in dugnuts but its prob bullshit
08:11 <anotherirc3r> is that right?
08:41 <LongLiveProm> he was just saying how you met to eat oporto and he got drunk and u were not drunk but enough and he asked if he could go back to yours and you said no i need to eat first and you spent like 3 more hours at oporto eating everything and he just left
08:57 <anotherirc3r> lol who said that?
09:16 <smashmouse> FUCK ME
09:25 <smashmouse> how can cunts honestly go on talking about FUCKING tennis!
09:26 <LongLiveProm> dugnuts said that
09:37 <smashmouse> it's worse than what NBA has become
09:51 <LongLiveProm> tennis is good man
09:57 <anotherirc3r> hahaha right
10:00 <LongLiveProm> supreme atheltics
10:06 <anotherirc3r> cool story bro
10:08 <LongLiveProm> 8 hours nonstop in sun
10:13 <LongLiveProm> nba is shit
10:13 <nate> FEDDDRAAAH
10:22 <LongLiveProm> most tennis players could prob out play other sports stars
10:27 <smashmouse> i rather like the idea of tennis as a passtime
10:34 <LongLiveProm> you should play tennis
10:36 <LongLiveProm> its good
10:38 <smashmouse> than an actual sport
10:38 <Osskkaarr> cOoL StORy brO
10:45 <smashmouse> like in the old days
10:49 <smashmouse> before it was a sport.
11:08 <smashmouse> i dont mind playing tennis it's fun to play but watching it
11:19 <smashmouse> total mind fuck
11:35 <smashmouse> back back and forth and forth, and they gooooooooo back back and forth and forth
11:44 <LongLiveProm> its good man
11:48 <LongLiveProm> you gotta get into it
11:54 <LongLiveProm> i dont like soccer
11:54 <smashmouse> yer it's just not my thing
11:57 <LongLiveProm> but thats just me
12:00 <LongLiveProm> simba loves soccer
12:02 <smashmouse> i like football
12:09 <smashmouse> but have been put off of it
12:12 <smashmouse> by bastardly one
12:44 <LongLiveProm> lol
12:46 <LongLiveProm> that pedo would
12:51 <LongLiveProm> ppl like him and simba are losers
12:55 <LongLiveProm> they latch onto things
13:06 <LongLiveProm> they have never played the game in their life
13:07 <LongLiveProm> only on ps4
13:21 <smashmouse> i played as a schoolkid
13:28 <smashmouse> played a lot of sports
13:29 <smashmouse> heh
13:37 <smashmouse> cig time about to watch a movie
13:59 <LongLiveProm> what movie?
14:21 <smashmouse> The Imitation Game
14:35 <smashmouse> i dunno might change my mind
14:38 <smashmouse> have a heap I havent seen
16:28 <smashmouse> Spring
16:32 <smashmouse> this seems promising.
17:07 <LongLiveProm> i have that man
17:09 <LongLiveProm> havnt seen it
17:11 <LongLiveProm> spring is good man
17:17 <LongLiveProm> please watch it
17:22 <LongLiveProm> its one of my fav of 2015
17:31 <LongLiveProm> a very cool movie to watch
17:35 <LongLiveProm> dont read about it
17:37 <LongLiveProm> just watch it
20:19 <BenCox> http://baumanletters.ytmnd.com/
20:44 <smashmouse> sweet
20:47 <smashmouse> playing spring now!
20:53 <smashmouse> cool :D :D :D
21:28 <smashmouse> need a good film before bed!!
22:19 <smashmouse> have you seen A Place Beyond The Pines?
22:24 <smashmouse> that was pretty good
22:45 <LongLiveProm> not yet man no
25:09 <smashmouse> haha when you have a headset on and there's background noise in the film and you think wtf is someone outside my place?! hah
25:16 <LongLiveProm> yes man
25:19 <LongLiveProm> happens a lot to me
25:27 <smashmouse> same
25:29 <LongLiveProm> i only watch movies on wireless headphones now
25:31 <LongLiveProm> laying in bed
25:38 <nate> sexay
25:51 <LongLiveProm> i did porn afew times it wasnt same as upclose and personal wired headphones
26:47 <smashmouse> i watch with wireless
27:02 <smashmouse> external in the xbox one
27:08 <smashmouse> so can watch on tv
27:17 <LongLiveProm> yeh i just use my pc
27:20 <smashmouse> mmm
27:35 <LongLiveProm> got 32 inch tv screen
27:55 <LongLiveProm> i tried hdmi tonight fuck it was bad
28:02 <LongLiveProm> im just using analog port
28:14 <LongLiveProm> picture is so much better and crisp hdmi was like a pedofile
30:58 <smashmouse> yeah
31:11 <smashmouse> downloading is a gamble for quality always
33:42 <smashmouse> oh sweet he's in Italy!
33:49 <smashmouse> this got a whole lot better.
34:44 <Yog-Sothoth> smashmouse
34:58 <Yog-Sothoth> check fb fixing to drop some rhymes lol
36:24 <LongLiveProm> lol
36:40 <smashmouse> bam finished downloading Predestination
36:55 <smashmouse> watching a movie bro
37:18 <LongLiveProm> oi ive got that
37:19 <LongLiveProm> havnt seen
37:33 <LongLiveProm> ethan hawke good
37:37 <LongLiveProm> one of my fav
37:38 <smashmouse> saw it on yTS before and thought ok, I'll dl this
37:40 <smashmouse> and Focus
37:57 <smashmouse> and Burying the Ex again in 1080p cause i accidently dl it in 720 n it looks like shit
38:24 <smashmouse> fuck will smith though, so this movie better be good
38:43 <smashmouse> cant believe the disloyal fuck wouldnt do independence day 2 and 3
38:49 <smashmouse> thinks he's above it.
39:17 <smashmouse> I read he wouldnt do it because he demanded fifty million.
39:58 <smashmouse> and somebody said he wouldnt because his kid couldnt be in it, which makes no sense unless he was trying to negotiate a major supporting role for his son that was denied or some shit
39:59 <LongLiveProm> focus was shit
40:01 <smashmouse> but 50 million fuck
40:09 <LongLiveProm> didnt like it man
40:12 <LongLiveProm> my gf liked it
40:15 <smashmouse> yer I have low expectations but Ill watch it some time
40:24 <LongLiveProm> haha bury the ex lol
41:16 <smashmouse> yeah looks fun
41:20 Nick: BenCox is now known as TokenDaRing
41:24 <LongLiveProm> hey i saw something u might like
41:26 <LongLiveProm> Mr Nobody
41:29 <LongLiveProm> Jared Leto
41:32 <LongLiveProm> i thought it was pretty good
41:58 <LongLiveProm> my gf tell me to get it she hated it said it was hipster rubbish lol
43:09 <smashmouse> hmmmm cool
46:06 <LongLiveProm> u might like it i recon
46:15 <smashmouse> dln mr nobody now
46:18 <LongLiveProm> have you seen the fault in our stars?
47:57 <smashmouse> i have it but no not yet
48:17 <LongLiveProm> i thought it was ok but see what u say
48:23 <LongLiveProm> the chick in it she is in another movie u might like
48:29 <LongLiveProm> i wasnt so rapped but i was very drunk
48:49 <smashmouse> ah lol
49:00 <LongLiveProm> the spectacular now
49:01 <LongLiveProm> see that
49:19 <LongLiveProm> the chicks hot ull love her
49:52 <smashmouse> :)
49:57 <LongLiveProm> my fav actress is either juno temple or blake lively
50:01 Quit: Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu ([email protected]) Quit:
50:03 <LongLiveProm> cant determine which one
50:40 <LongLiveProm> http://www.hdwallpapersos.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/juno-temple-wide-hd-wallpaper-download-juno-temple-image-free.jpg
51:14 <LongLiveProm> http://thedailylady.eu/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/blake-lively-feature-image.jpg
51:27 <LongLiveProm> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dcmovies/images/d/d8/Blake_Lively.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100916160247
51:48 <LongLiveProm> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/12/article-0-1EACAC5A00000578-864_634x688.jpg
52:40 <smashmouse> I'm so hooked on Spring already
53:18 <smashmouse> if only it werent so cold n rainy out i could pull up the blinds put my feet up on tha table outside n watch it thru the window wit headphones on!!!
53:50 <LongLiveProm> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/12/article-0-1EAF8C2B00000578-777_634x837.jpg
53:56 <LongLiveProm> yesw man
53:59 <LongLiveProm> and smoke ciggies
54:00 <LongLiveProm> and watch it
54:04 <LongLiveProm> its such a good movie honestly
54:12 <LongLiveProm> its one i really do recommend and dont care what anyone says
54:16 <LongLiveProm> one of the best
54:24 <LongLiveProm> concept is really good too
54:48 <smashmouse> yep smoke ciggies drink hot tea!
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04:49 <smashmouse> hahaha my dumbass neighbour
04:54 <smashmouse> on bail for possession of weed
05:21 <smashmouse> that the cops found when they came to his place to talk about a rape allegation a teen boy has made against him
05:28 <smashmouse> and he's choofin' up right now
05:36 <smashmouse> WISH I could call the pigs on his ass.
08:03 <smashmouse> fuck this shits me
08:28 <smashmouse> here i am having to go to court because of this lying asshole and he's kicking back smokin' up like he's boss man.
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42:29 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
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03:30 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
10:50 * LongLiveProm slaps anotherirc3r around a bit with a large trout
11:15 <anotherirc3r> yawn
29:23 <smashmouse> fucking not tired
34:06 <LongLiveProm> suck it all off
34:40 <smashmouse> gonna shave my head soon
34:58 <smashmouse> movie is good but im antsy
35:34 <Osskkaarr> LongLiveProm, Drop you in a river and die you cunt.
36:05 <smashmouse> woo fight
41:50 <LongLiveProm> Osskkaarr
41:52 <LongLiveProm> keep ur cock going
42:06 <LongLiveProm> ill fucking rape you harder than chucky did
43:30 <Osskkaarr> you can try
43:42 <Osskkaarr> break ya fuckin neck ya fat cunt
44:01 <Osskkaarr> should i start talking like you?
44:13 <Osskkaarr> put on a 'show' ?
44:43 <anotherirc3r> nah. you don't need to stoop to that level
48:53 <LongLiveProm> do it dog
48:56 <LongLiveProm> she doesnt want you
49:02 <LongLiveProm> she wants doodle and dugnuts
49:04 <LongLiveProm> deep sex
49:38 <Osskkaarr> you know nothing
49:50 <Osskkaarr> just irc shit talk yeah
49:56 <Osskkaarr> like you do with me
49:57 <Osskkaarr> talk shit
50:06 <anotherirc3r> nah. they ran away. remember?
50:14 <Osskkaarr> make up your own twisted stories about people and belvie your own lies
50:52 <Osskkaarr> complusive liar plivent.. you dog!
51:05 <Osskkaarr> always have and always will be
51:12 <Osskkaarr> you did the same with faux
51:19 <Osskkaarr> ya fat cunt
51:40 <anotherirc3r> what did he do with faux?
52:19 <Osskkaarr> made up stories about her
52:37 <anotherirc3r> ahh
52:53 <Osskkaarr> buit the stories seem to change everytime he tells them
53:31 <anotherirc3r> ahh. not many brain cells left
53:35 <anotherirc3r> makes sense
55:35 Kick: LongLiveProm was kicked by Osskkaarr (Thank you please drive through)
56:06 Join: LongLiveProm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
56:27 <LongLiveProm> what stories did i make up?
57:01 <anotherirc3r> yawn
57:04 <anotherirc3r> night all
58:17 * LongLiveProm slaps anotherirc3r around a bit with a large trout
58:22 * LongLiveProm slaps Osskkaarr around a bit with a large trout
58:40 <anotherirc3r> uh huh
00:09 * anotherirc3r hugs Osskkaarr
00:13 <anotherirc3r> ninight
01:35 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
41:25 <LongLiveProm> Osskkaarr
41:40 <LongLiveProm> hows pig?
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02:13 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
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17:43 <Aero> Hello world.
18:33 <smashmouse> blup
18:36 <smashmouse> smoko
36:19 <smashmouse> woo more movies to put on external wooo
22:30 <steven_> work time cunts!
22:30 <steven_> :P
24:20 <smashmouse> ahahaahaha
24:24 <smashmouse> i workin up cunts on fb
24:29 <smashmouse> over batmobile in the game
24:33 <smashmouse> coz they whine like babby
24:36 <smashmouse> ahahahahahahahahahaha
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20:56 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o StrykingX
45:49 <tisk> hello
52:51 <tisk> +
57:39 <StrykingX> U fried?
58:06 <StrykingX> Or drunk?
03:59 <smashmouse> hmmm
03:59 Join: kunny ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
04:07 <smashmouse> bed at 7 30
04:10 <kunny> k
04:12 <smashmouse> wake up 12 30
04:18 <kunny> wheres jennifer
04:41 <smashmouse> early this morning sucked ass
05:11 <smashmouse> StrykerX hunny bubz
11:11 <StrykingX> Sup babycaekz
11:11 <kunny> wheres jennifer
11:13 <kunny> wheres jennifer
11:21 <StrykingX> Fuck up
11:28 * StrykingX cockslaps Kunny
14:07 Kick: kunny was kicked by StrykingX (StrykingX)
14:16 Join: kunny ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
14:20 <kunny> ?
14:21 <kunny> wtf
14:24 <StrykingX> Fuckwit
14:33 <kunny> y?
14:43 Kick: kunny was kicked by StrykingX (StrykingX)
16:24 <StrykingX> Oopsy
16:24 <StrykingX> :)
30:47 Join: kunny ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
35:09 <StrykingX> Next time you're a dick.. Banned.
35:12 <StrykingX> K?
46:17 <kunny> k
57:44 Join: Fitz ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
57:45 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Fitz
58:09 <kunny> man i miss jen
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03:12 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
05:37 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o kunny
32:34 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
32:35 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
52:43 <kunny> thx babe
16:51 Quit: Fitz ([email protected]) Quit:
20:33 <Osskkaarr> yeah
21:16 <Osskkaarr> !quoteadd [13/07/2015] <faux> I miss Fred bears hysterical stories about me <faux> Apparently I got raped by 2 lebs who left my vagina gaping so now I need to wear mushroom sized tampons <faux> I also shit in ice cream containers cos I'm afraid 2 leave my room
21:17 <grubs> Quote was added.
22:09 <kunny> lol
25:54 <nate> see fauxes latest one
26:45 <nate> !quoteadd <faux> If I turn 30 and I'm still on irc can u guys ban me 4 life
26:45 <grubs> Quote was added.
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27:04 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotheri_
27:17 <nate> hi HOT babe!
28:11 Join: another__ ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
28:36 <nate> hi hot babe no.2
28:41 Nick: another__ is now known as anonymousmoron
28:42 <nate> soo beautifulll!
28:56 <nate> SOOOOO BEAUTIFULLL
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29:54 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Fitz
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35:13 * StrykingX lixxxxx nate
41:37 <smashmouse> oer found vodka in the freezer LOLS
41:42 <smashmouse> nate
41:53 <smashmouse> my friend kristen that stayed with me in 2013 rite
42:07 <smashmouse> dat posed for playboy yrs ago (shes from canada and back in canada now)
42:17 <smashmouse> sent me a nude pic last nite on fb LOLZ
42:33 <smashmouse> i mean i already seen her neked coz i met her when she was stripping but wtf hahaha
42:37 <smashmouse> AND I FOUNDO VODKA
42:49 <StrykingX> Boobies and vodka
42:54 <StrykingX> What an awesome arvo
43:51 <smashmouse> haha
43:52 <StrykingX> Mmmm to beer or not to
43:53 <smashmouse> daz
43:56 <smashmouse> i known u for YEARS
43:58 * StrykingX eyes bottlo
44:12 <smashmouse> so if u swear to fkn fk that even if we have a spat u wont show neone
44:16 <smashmouse> then i will show u ok?
44:20 <smashmouse> coz i trust ya baebz <3
44:24 <StrykingX> Deal
44:27 <smashmouse> :D k
44:32 <StrykingX> Send
44:35 <smashmouse> one sec ill tinypic n pm ya
44:42 <StrykingX> Kk
45:30 <StrykingX> Waiting....
45:36 <StrykingX> Haven't got all day sweetie
46:13 <StrykingX> Nice
46:17 <StrykingX> Very nice
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46:53 <StrykingX> Josh
46:58 <StrykingX> If you got with that
47:01 <StrykingX> I salute you
47:18 <StrykingX> For srs
47:41 <kunny> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
47:48 Quit: anonymou_ ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
48:26 <smashmouse> thx baebz
48:30 <smashmouse> i very hot in pics huh
48:31 <smashmouse> lolz!
48:32 <smashmouse> bbs
48:41 <StrykingX> O yes ;D
48:54 Quit: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
01:25 <nate> stripping?
02:17 <StrykingX> Iam now
02:21 <StrykingX> Are you
02:48 <smashmouse> wooo
02:52 <smashmouse> sipped a shot of vodka
02:54 <smashmouse> so good lolz
03:01 <smashmouse> so sucks my bday falls on a weds!
03:15 <smashmouse> nate u gonna give me a handy j for my bday
03:22 <smashmouse> 12th aug come to adel give me hand job :D
03:23 <smashmouse> <3
03:41 <nate> surely u can get a local hussay 2 do it :D
03:54 <smashmouse> lmaoz
03:56 <StrykingX> Mmmm hussy
04:01 <smashmouse> i dont wana pull a bitchs
04:03 <smashmouse> lols
04:31 <smashmouse> i just tellz amelia OI LOOK U U PUT URSELF IN BOX AN SEND URSELF HERE FOR MA BDAY SO AH CAN SLAP U INTO LAVA BISH!
04:33 <smashmouse> woooooooooooo
04:40 <smashmouse> owneeeeed!
05:00 <StrykingX> Loll
05:16 <nate> do u wanna turn on amelias lava lamp?
05:58 <StrykingX> I wouldn't say no :p
06:02 <smashmouse> ahahaha
06:12 <smashmouse> she used to slap my sackboy into lava!
06:20 <smashmouse> o dat sounds sex-shoe-owl!
06:21 <smashmouse> lol
06:28 <smashmouse> IN LITTLE BIG PLANET DAMMIT
06:29 <smashmouse> lolz
06:31 <StrykingX> It does
06:36 <smashmouse> hahahahahahahahahaha
06:37 <StrykingX> Lolol
07:00 <smashmouse> made me blush when she recorded on skype singing to me rofl
07:02 <smashmouse> like
07:02 <smashmouse> wot
07:08 <smashmouse> not even a gf haz eva sung to me
07:11 <smashmouse> FUCKEN BITCHES
07:18 <smashmouse> gonna go throw eggs at all they houses
07:27 <StrykingX> Do it
07:30 <StrykingX> Rofl
09:22 <smashmouse> LOL dunno where ne of em live
09:29 <smashmouse> i dont stay friends with gfs
09:30 <smashmouse> ONLY ONE
09:34 <smashmouse> n i didnt even root her
09:48 <smashmouse> but we're better as mates
10:03 <StrykingX> Need another smoke
10:24 <StrykingX> But its Feckin raining AGAIN
10:30 <StrykingX> Bring on summerrrrrr
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16:53 <StrykingX> Brrrrrr
17:01 <StrykingX> Smoke wasn't a good idea
18:47 <ABdeVilliers> StrykingX: are you a weak cunt like POLLOCK HAS NOW BECOME!?
19:02 <anotherirc3r> yawn
19:12 <anotherirc3r> funny how you seem to have that effect
19:14 <StrykingX> Nope
21:30 <ABdeVilliers> StrykingX: Didn't think so
21:48 <ABdeVilliers> The weak cunt pollock is back , but he is now weaker than ever before.
21:52 <ABdeVilliers> He Has been broken!
22:17 <StrykingX> Showing your nice side isn't weak
22:20 <StrykingX> Or broken
25:06 <ABdeVilliers> The dog was once a held high member of attacks on here, now he is a weak son of a bitch
25:16 <ABdeVilliers> chucky's dick got to him
25:33 <Osskkaarr> What's the matter?
25:34 <anotherirc3r> shut the fuck up
25:58 <ABdeVilliers> why dont you anotherirc3r?
26:19 <tisk> oi watch it smartass
26:20 <anotherirc3r> i'm not the one abusing people
26:26 <ABdeVilliers> chucky fucked pissss
26:33 <ABdeVilliers> pissss is here TISK PISSS!
26:34 <tisk> i got a lot of anger mate
26:42 <tisk> do u want it taken out on your face
26:43 <ABdeVilliers> tisk:go fuck chucky he can help you
26:53 Mode: (by tisk) +b *!*@e459d835.clients.kiwiirc.com
26:53 <ABdeVilliers> go fuck him pissss!
27:04 Kick: ABdeVilliers was kicked by tisk (help this)
27:15 <Osskkaarr> Ban is useless +e is set.
27:19 <anotherirc3r> do it then
27:42 <Osskkaarr> and we can't ban people here... the world will end and people wont stop crying.
28:00 <tisk> u are the sook Osskkaarr
28:07 <anotherirc3r> think we can make an exception for that idiot
28:18 <Osskkaarr> Say what Chris ?
28:24 <tisk> i dont talk for a day
28:29 <tisk> u come one bag me out
28:33 <tisk> when i havent said a word
28:38 <tisk> u did it for years
28:47 <Osskkaarr> Get off the drugs.. you don't know what you're talking about.
28:52 <tisk> yeah i do
29:02 <tisk> u called me faggot when i am not one
29:06 <tisk> about million times
29:19 <tisk> u started all this shit
29:32 <tisk> come an i will finish it
30:03 <tisk> fucken pothead trying quit weed lets just bagg him out
30:07 * anotherirc3r waits for a ban evade
30:08 <tisk> so he gets depressed
30:12 <tisk> and smokes again
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30:18 <anotherirc3r> bingo
30:23 <tisk> lets remind him of all his addictions
30:25 <tisk> everyday
30:27 <ABdeVilliers> pisss why dont you fuck off maggot!
30:32 <tisk> so he cant keep a straight head
30:40 <smashmouse> weeeeeeeeeeeee
30:42 <smashmouse> :D
30:42 <ABdeVilliers> why don't you get your head checked out lost cunt!
30:44 <tisk> lets do someone we have never met heads in
30:45 <smashmouse> feel sah good
30:48 <tisk> cause we a weak
30:51 <tisk> Osskkaarr
30:54 <ABdeVilliers> tisk go fuck your cat
31:01 <Osskkaarr> You tell your life story everyday in open channels... you;re too scared to go outside and meet chicks.... you beg Brett for drugs and will suck him off for it... what do you want people to think Chris ?
31:02 <ABdeVilliers> pisss on the floor with it
31:05 <anotherirc3r> shut up ABdeVilliers
31:09 <tisk> no
31:11 <tisk> Osskkaarr
31:18 <tisk> i said i wish i had lsd
31:20 <ABdeVilliers> fuck off anotherirc3r whoever you are
31:31 <tisk> i didnt say i would do nething for drugs
31:40 <Osskkaarr> you did
31:43 <tisk> no i didnt
31:46 <Osskkaarr> in #pd
31:51 <tisk> u are just dumb cant understand me
31:56 <Osskkaarr> Must be
32:10 <smashmouse> srsly
32:13 <smashmouse> tisk
32:25 <smashmouse> you're half way to becoming beagle..
32:48 <smashmouse> now there's a guy that will scuccumb to the booze
32:57 <smashmouse> and that is a very painful death
33:03 <smashmouse> I've seen it.
33:08 <ABdeVilliers> pisssssssssssssss
33:14 <ABdeVilliers> pisssssssssssssssssss
33:24 <ABdeVilliers> chris from victoria on google maps drug addict
33:50 <tisk> wow
33:56 <tisk> lets type bullshit
34:09 <tisk> lets have a competition
34:13 <Osskkaarr> tisk, Do whatever you want... it's your life.. I don't talk to you anymore on here... blame me for whatever you want.. I like it when I get the blame.
34:14 <tisk> who can make sense
34:24 <tisk> well dont judge someone u never met
34:33 <tisk> cause of shit rambled text
35:15 <ABdeVilliers> you pisssed your own junkie bed
35:20 <ABdeVilliers> chris tisk is a maggot
35:37 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +m
35:37 <anotherirc3r> you're an arsehole
35:42 <anotherirc3r> much better
36:20 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr, tisk.. come on guys you're better than that idiot
36:25 <Osskkaarr> This channel was good untill plivent, DoC and Token came here... was all happy and fun.. now it;s just dog shit with constant raging about peoples lives
36:44 <anotherirc3r> and the newbie from last night
36:49 <anotherirc3r> who apparently knows you
37:11 <Osskkaarr> only knwos what gets fed to him by someone who knows fuck all
37:23 <anotherirc3r> hmmm
48:17 <Osskkaarr> loooolllllllllllllll
48:20 <Osskkaarr> !quote
48:21 <grubs> [#77\187] <chucky> I was in bed early mate <Brettingham_Dell> oh yeh you had your nephew over, of coruse you were in bed early <chucky> no niece and nephew Bretty <Brettingham_Dell> even someone like chucky has had heaps of sex even if it was with his relatives
49:14 <Osskkaarr> !quote
49:15 <grubs> [#56\187] <sho3boy_kixx> What's the difference between jam and jelly? <kwistlebear> wht? <sho3boy_kixx> I can't jelly my cock down your throat
49:42 <Osskkaarr> !quote
49:42 <grubs> [#28\187] <Stina> Daniel suck me off cunt <Daniel> Yeah im just a slut bitch, i fuck whatever walks past me..
49:55 <Osskkaarr> !quote
49:56 <grubs> [#183\187] [12/07/2015] <StrykingX> Josh When you dicking Amelia <Osskkaarr> lol dicking... S.A isn't far from W.A .. just around the corner. <StrykingX> Short plane ride <StrykingX> Best 30 sec of her life <smashmouse> 3 seconds! <smashmouse> in and out before she has time to regret it!
50:22 <Osskkaarr> !quote
50:22 <grubs> [#160\187] <blackmagic> lolz @ my new shirt <blackmagic> it sais on the back <blackmagic> 'even angels get naughty' <fawks> "sponsored by centrelink" <fawks> "canola ain't got shit on me" <fawks> "kunny butter - always oily, never dry" <fawks> HAHAHAHA
50:48 <Osskkaarr> !quote
50:49 <grubs> [#43\187] <thestig> im having trouble conecting to the modem router, i have the right key. It connects for 10minutes then drops out. the signal is only showing one bar. I thought if i moved closer to the router i could get a better signal, but i dont know what house it is in
51:19 <Osskkaarr> !quote
51:19 <grubs> [#129\187] [21:06:32] <faux> i dont have pubes [21:07:48] <Element> Chicks hate pubes cause they don't want their smoo blood getting into it.. and they want a guy to say 'oh you look great and smell fresh" [21:08:29] <thestig> i knew a chick that put a magic tree in her undies before she went out
51:56 <Osskkaarr> !quote
51:56 <grubs> [#94\187] [#melbourne] <Kelevra> I'd blow a homeless man for a coffee right about now
52:17 <Osskkaarr> !quote
52:18 <grubs> [#93\187] <Sgt-Splode> Giving blowjobs to Oscar the Grouch while Big Bird rams his beak in and out of your protesting anus, isn't normal. But on Sesame Street, it is.
52:34 <Osskkaarr> !quote
52:34 <grubs> [#72\187] <chucky> ill suck yr cock for 500 Picard <jimmy^> and you have to film it and have it hosted <Picard> deal
52:44 Quit: Yog-Sothoth ([email protected]) EOF from client
52:50 <Osskkaarr> !quote
52:50 <grubs> [#121\187] <Kelevra> Frankston isn't that bad
52:52 Join: DJay_Chris ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
52:52 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o DJay_Chris
52:58 <Osskkaarr> !quote
52:58 <grubs> [#177\187] [19:20:21] <Matthew> I need to invite Craig in here to chat [19:20:43] <amsy> love craig so much! [19:20:53] <Matthew> we're boyfriend and... boyfriend <3 [19:20:55] <Kelevra> craig david? [19:21:08] <amsy> omg craig david :')
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53:13 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o amelia
53:18 <Osskkaarr> !quote
53:18 <grubs> [#64\187] <Rolling_Thunder> sausages already has 2 cocks <Rolling_Thunder> nobody could be that stupid pulling 1 cock
53:29 <Osskkaarr> !quote
53:30 <grubs> [#151\187] [29/04/2013 23:59:38] <{LeE}> i miss cock
53:38 <Osskkaarr> !quote
53:38 <grubs> [#160\187] <blackmagic> lolz @ my new shirt <blackmagic> it sais on the back <blackmagic> 'even angels get naughty' <fawks> "sponsored by centrelink" <fawks> "canola ain't got shit on me" <fawks> "kunny butter - always oily, never dry" <fawks> HAHAHAHA
53:46 <Osskkaarr> !quote
53:46 <grubs> [#127\187] <Hope85> i dont understand this english Sassasaurus did you pick this up from Pieter[zZzZ]? <Sassasaurus> Hope85: ive got tests to prove i picked up absolutely nothing from Pieter[zZzZ]
54:03 <Osskkaarr> !quote
54:04 <grubs> [#17\187] <SeveredHead> Fred-Bear, bron's poop tastes like chocolate mud cake
54:14 <Osskkaarr> !quote
54:15 <grubs> [#127\187] <Hope85> i dont understand this english Sassasaurus did you pick this up from Pieter[zZzZ]? <Sassasaurus> Hope85: ive got tests to prove i picked up absolutely nothing from Pieter[zZzZ]
54:19 <Osskkaarr> !quote
54:19 <grubs> [#79\187] <Element> Are you anywhere near the 'super storm' ? <souldeath> na im hunkered down in Tennessee <souldeath> writing music and throwing huge piles of cow shit at the police over a bridge
54:34 <Osskkaarr> !quote
54:47 <Osskkaarr> !quote
54:59 <Osskkaarr> !quote
55:00 <grubs> [#100\187] <souldeath> Dashing threw the snow on a one whore open lay over her tits we go bouning all the way hear pussy farts as you cum all in her hair! Oh what fun it is to ride a old whore today! Dingle ball hairy balls Humping all the day Oh what fun it is to ride on a old whore today HEY!
55:21 <Osskkaarr> !quote
55:21 <grubs> [#131\187] <+Mayhem> mode è stops all french ppl from joining <+Mayhem> ze uh czhullulè err #cunts iz not alloving moi to zjoin sakvrèblegh! <+Mayhem> ** Cannot join #cunts stinky french tosspot.
55:34 <Osskkaarr> !quote
55:35 <grubs> [#132\187] <+dudz> thats why you know those dress shirts that some of them have pockets on them, polo shirts or something ? +dudz> one of those, that pocket is like right on the heart, its for puting all the depression in there
55:56 <Osskkaarr> !quote
55:56 <grubs> [#26\187] <peon> nothing wrong wuith a few drinks during the week <t[oX]ic> You don't want to end up like chucky, he's an alco. <chucky> hahaha toxic <t[oX]ic> See what i mean, he laughs at anything even if it's not funny.. that's what alcos do. [22:20:16] <chucky> dont srink at all <chucky> toxic ive seen the light <t[oX]ic> Yeah, The light into the bottle. Keep drinking, you'll get
55:56 <grubs> there.
56:34 <Osskkaarr> t[oX]ic was another nick I used
56:43 <Osskkaarr> !quote
56:43 <grubs> [#136\187] [16:24:02] <thestig> thefiddler if you had icecream cake on your desk would u just let it sit there
56:58 <Osskkaarr> !quote
56:58 <grubs> [#79\187] <Element> Are you anywhere near the 'super storm' ? <souldeath> na im hunkered down in Tennessee <souldeath> writing music and throwing huge piles of cow shit at the police over a bridge
57:02 <Osskkaarr> !quote
57:02 <grubs> [#113\187] [#melbourne] <Sgt-Splode> http://i.imgur.com/gxaxEMf.jpg <---- if you ever think you're being "cyber-bullied", read this.
57:28 <Osskkaarr> !quote
57:34 <Osskkaarr> !quote
57:35 <grubs> [#81\187] <simba> im so confused anyway might just suck me own dick <IThinkNot> pieter sucks cock <IThinkNot> i want him to suck me off so i can punch him in the head
57:52 <Osskkaarr> !quote
57:52 <grubs> [#39\187] <riggs> nah its thick <riggs> like an inch thick <heksmakesmayo> oh boy <riggs> ill show you one day
58:05 <Osskkaarr> !quote
58:05 <grubs> [#105\187] <SugarDaddy> any single mums here disadvantaged by the goverment ruling on their pensions who have resorted to sucking cock for cash pls msg me
58:20 <Osskkaarr> !quote
58:20 <grubs> [#93\187] <Sgt-Splode> Giving blowjobs to Oscar the Grouch while Big Bird rams his beak in and out of your protesting anus, isn't normal. But on Sesame Street, it is.
58:26 <Osskkaarr> !quote
58:26 <grubs> [#23\187] <chucky> 30 yrs experience <picard> he knows u are a pedo so he trust u with his wife hey <chucky> yep and his kids
58:43 <Osskkaarr> !quote
58:48 <Osskkaarr> !quote
58:53 <Osskkaarr> !quote
58:58 <Osskkaarr> !quote
58:58 <grubs> [#84\187] <mandyjane> anyone here in sydney? <Kelevra> you going to smoke pot with two kids on your lap? <mandyjane> need weed in sydney. cmonnnn help a sister out.. <mandyjane> im in campsie. have a car. but ive been drinking <mandyjane> Sometimes my farts are like c4
59:58 <Osskkaarr> Hello amelia hello everyone.. Welcome to the crazy channel.
00:08 <Osskkaarr> RaGe ON!
00:12 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) -m
00:36 <amelia> hello David wots crackalackin
00:42 <amelia> did you see the snow
00:52 <anotherirc3r> heya meelz
01:07 <amelia> hey nony hows you doin
01:28 <anotherirc3r> alright thanks. yourself?
01:44 <amelia> sicks still but goodness fanks
01:50 <Osskkaarr> No.. no snow where I was.. I went there twice.. heaps of people but no snow
02:14 <Osskkaarr> There was loads of snow on the East side of the state.. but not on the West
02:17 <anotherirc3r> damn.. how long you been sick for?
02:41 <amelia> ohhh otay cos i seen all the pics on news and stuff, looked so pretty
02:45 <amelia> little winter wonderland
02:51 <Osskkaarr> yeah
02:59 <amelia> i was sicks then got better and now i sick again nony
03:07 <smashmouse> LIKE POWER WOW BAM POW!
03:13 <smashmouse> yall niggaz duno
03:13 <amelia> i think didn't recover proper like i thought i did
03:21 <ABdeVilliers> pollock tell us why you are now a bitch?
03:30 <ABdeVilliers> what changed in your life?
04:01 <Osskkaarr> I grew up and got balls yeah?
04:46 <ABdeVilliers> grew up?
04:49 <ABdeVilliers> how old are you now?
05:00 <Osskkaarr> 15
06:18 <ABdeVilliers> lol
06:30 <ABdeVilliers> anyone know how old pollock the weak cunt is?
06:45 <amelia> is iinet down at the moment
06:59 <ABdeVilliers> pollock tell us why you suddenly decided to grow up and get balls? don't you think you have left it too late? the loserism has become too much to handle
07:22 <Osskkaarr> so you can put it on your website?
07:30 <Osskkaarr> Sure.. i'll tell you why.
07:53 <tisk> ABdeVilliers fuck off
08:04 <tisk> piece of shit
09:03 <ABdeVilliers> pisss you want more pics of you uploaded cunt?
09:22 <tisk> dont stalk me
09:26 <tisk> u fucken cunt
09:29 <ABdeVilliers> keep going and keep fucking your cat too! rspca will be told of your desperate needs
09:36 <Osskkaarr> I've always had balls.. I don't need to 'grow up' .. just more wiser and realise there's people like you out there that just prove what sort of scumbag you really are.
09:40 <ABdeVilliers> you are on the internet and everyone can see it!
09:54 <ABdeVilliers> Osskkaarr tell us about the time you thought you ruled the world
10:02 <Osskkaarr> Say what?
10:14 <Osskkaarr> I've never said that.
11:30 <tisk> ABdeVilliers u wanta say it to my face cunt
11:33 <tisk> or u weak
12:31 <tisk> if u so good tells us who u r
12:32 * smashmouse slaps tisk around a bit with a large trout
12:47 <tisk> i can hear someone reading it out loud as i type
12:54 <tisk> jeff go fuck a goat cunt
13:43 <Osskkaarr> Something faux said today... "if you have a normal chat you're one of us" .... yeah.. can't be one of them people that has a normal chat... you get made fun of by a bully.
13:51 <tisk> feds know about that site u made
13:55 <tisk> ABdeVilliers
14:03 <tisk> i will contact them again
14:11 <StrykerX> Stfu
14:23 <tisk> u faggot StrykerX
14:27 <tisk> die
14:35 <StrykerX> Fuck up junkie
14:46 <tisk> be good if i was a junkie ufuck wit
14:59 <tisk> u dont understand english if u think iam a junkie
15:20 <StrykerX> Ironic coming from you.
15:31 <ABdeVilliers> tisk why dont you fuck off
15:32 <tisk> if i contact feds again about that site
15:37 <tisk> they will find u
15:39 <StrykerX> You can't even type.
15:41 <smashmouse> fuck man
15:42 <ABdeVilliers> tisk its not even me
15:43 <StrykerX> Loser.
15:44 <smashmouse> shut the fuck up
15:48 <ABdeVilliers> its plivent and mayo you dickhead
15:51 Kick: tisk was kicked by smashmouse (smashmouse)
15:53 <ABdeVilliers> and 1 other person
15:56 <smashmouse> having a good day ffs
15:57 <StrykerX> loooooooooool
15:58 <smashmouse> lolz
15:59 <smashmouse> <3
16:07 <ABdeVilliers> pissssss
16:13 <smashmouse> FUCKEN MY ZEN YO
16:16 <StrykerX> <3
16:19 <smashmouse> EVERYTHIN ZENNNNNNNNNNN
16:21 <smashmouse> :P
16:24 <smashmouse> hi five
16:33 <StrykerX> ^5
16:36 <anotherirc3r> don't kick him
16:45 <anotherirc3r> you want to kick someone, kick ABdeVilliers
16:57 <Osskkaarr> or +m
17:03 <amelia> MoNGS
17:18 <StrykerX> amelia: I can't speak croat. :(
17:21 <StrykerX> She's in hospital.
17:21 <smashmouse> fekkin MONGz!!!!!!!!!!
17:24 <smashmouse> awahahahaha
17:31 <ABdeVilliers> faux cannot have a chat
17:35 <StrykerX> Getting her other leg amputated.
17:39 <StrykerX> Poor woman.
17:42 <ABdeVilliers> all she does is talk about her pussy with the other loser sluts
18:18 <amelia> aw she losing both legs?
18:23 <Osskkaarr> No she doesnt.. she chats about all kinds of things
18:26 <StrykerX> Already lost one.
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20:12 <amelia> that sucks major balls
20:19 <amelia> she musta been thru a lot
21:10 <StrykerX> Yer :(
21:14 <StrykerX> She's so happy too
21:27 <StrykerX> Or she was.
21:31 <StrykerX> Haven't seen her since last week.
21:37 <StrykerX> Wednesday morn.
21:40 <amelia> poor fing
21:54 <StrykerX> Forever stirring her. :D
22:20 <amelia> ahahah
22:33 <amelia> prob looks forward to a bit of banter
23:08 <StrykerX> She does.
23:09 <ABdeVilliers> Osskkaarr is her chat the type of chat you desire
23:14 <StrykerX> I'm her fave transport driver.
23:16 <ABdeVilliers> quality educated loserism chat
24:02 <amelia> did you work today stryke
24:04 <anotherirc3r> loserism?
24:10 <anotherirc3r> lol
24:16 <StrykerX> Yup.
24:21 <StrykerX> Work Mon-Fri
25:14 <amelia> aw yeah
26:26 <ABdeVilliers> anotherirc3r do you like the quality talk topics in melbourne chan?
26:36 <ABdeVilliers> are you a 50% high grade loser?
26:41 <amelia> who's villiers
26:45 <StrykerX> ABdeVilliers: Sup Pliv?
26:51 <amelia> such a south african name
27:17 <anotherirc3r> yawn
28:46 <steven_> in da air
28:52 <steven_> spinning while my hands up
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31:54 <ABdeVilliers> anotherirc3r do you find seldom fun in melbourne chan?
32:14 Mode: (by StrykerX) +m
32:21 <StrykerX> Problem solved
32:26 <anotherirc3r> thanks
46:31 <smashmouse> YA MONGAZ
49:36 <amelia> https://youtu.be/vWAZxhWbkXg
49:38 <grubs> YouTube Title: Black Sheep - Shorty - Views: 20,561 - Length: 4:06 - Uploaded: 2008-10-07 - Likes: 101 - Dislikes: 0
49:52 <amelia> luff dis song
49:55 <amelia> MAKE ME HAPPY
56:49 <smashmouse> aaaawwwwwww
57:04 <smashmouse> u a poo wrapped in cold <3
57:07 <smashmouse> sah cute
59:49 <amelia> you a mongmang
00:16 <smashmouse> gone slap yo mongaman ass into a wall holmes!
00:20 <smashmouse> cig cig time
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01:42 <amelia> mongmong time
02:29 <StrykerX> Faggots
02:48 <amelia> i beg your pardon
03:18 <amelia> today driving home der was this big truck two lanes over from me at the lights
03:21 <StrykerX> You be my pardon?
03:27 <amelia> it started goin backwards den he tooted
03:28 <StrykerX> Beg*
03:31 <amelia> and i looked up
03:35 <StrykerX> Did you flash him?
03:41 <amelia> and he was waving like a dickheas at me
03:45 <amelia> and smiling
03:54 <amelia> and doin the phone signal thing
04:17 <amelia> i got all nervous ans jus said "wow" and he laughed more
04:17 <StrykerX> lool
04:22 <StrykerX> You're so in
04:23 <amelia> he was like 40+
04:47 <amelia> when lights turned green i was frickin outta there
05:16 <StrykerX> Suuuure
05:48 <amelia> I'll stick wif ma 22 yr old for now
05:52 <StrykerX> lolll
05:55 <StrykerX> Poor Josh
06:49 <amelia> i wish someone would create a potato shop
06:55 <amelia> like fast food potato
06:59 <amelia> for all things potato
07:02 <amelia> potato bake
07:06 <amelia> mash potato
07:11 <amelia> baked potato
07:23 <amelia> potato everything
07:34 <StrykerX> They exist
07:37 <amelia> i jus said potato 7 times
07:38 <StrykerX> In Melbourne anyway
07:38 <amelia> 8
07:40 <amelia> wor
07:42 <amelia> wot
07:43 <amelia> really
07:47 <StrykerX> Yup
07:50 <StrykerX> Only a couple though
07:54 <amelia> that is
07:58 <amelia> amazing.
08:10 <StrykerX> It's what happens when you live in a city that's not in the past. :P
09:08 <amelia> ahahhaaha
09:18 <amelia> i cant argue wif that
09:57 <StrykerX> :>
10:10 <StrykerX> A Perth dweller acceptin it
10:13 * StrykerX screenshots
10:55 <amelia> ahaahah perth is completely backwards
11:36 <amelia> we only brought in later trading like wot
11:40 <amelia> 1 or 2 yrs ago
11:43 <amelia> wack
15:36 <StrykerX> Hahaha
15:39 <StrykerX> Sounds right.
17:53 <amelia> hey so you kno how i love shnitzel right
18:02 <amelia> i hear melb has a shnitzntits place
18:29 <amelia> http://schnitzntits.com.au/
25:13 <StrykerX> Yes!
25:17 <StrykerX> I still wanna go there
25:48 <amelia> ahahaha
25:50 <amelia> pls do
26:19 <amelia> and tell me if the shnitz is actually any good or if its jus all about the tits
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28:07 <StrykerX> either way
28:10 <StrykerX> I'm happy
28:14 <StrykerX> Goot schnitz, good ties
28:16 <StrykerX> Tits*
28:18 <StrykerX> Or both!
30:19 <amelia> ahahha
30:21 <amelia> no doubt
36:22 <Fitz> hi
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56:40 <smashmouse> :D
56:43 <smashmouse> mmm
56:46 <smashmouse> bbl
58:58 <steven_> looooooooooooooooool
59:01 <steven_> fucking c old
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30:45 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o Aero
31:03 <Aero> LOL I rejoined the server but forgot to join here.
31:08 <Aero> :o
31:11 <Aero> I gets a star!
39:38 <amelia> specialness :)
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46:48 <smashmouse> COLD DICK
47:01 <steven_> FREEEZING
47:15 <Osskkaarr> Perth people don't know what cold is.
47:24 <smashmouse> wamr inside! :P
47:34 <steven_> its what this truck driver said to me
47:38 <steven_> but he said australians
47:45 <steven_> :)
47:47 <smashmouse> get in ma truck to fuck u beauty?
47:53 <smashmouse> bet im right
47:56 <smashmouse> u mong whore!
47:57 <smashmouse> xD
48:03 <steven_> bitch
48:08 <steven_> decline my calls
48:08 <smashmouse> bwahahahahahahahaha
48:12 <smashmouse> thurs
48:13 <steven_> hahahaa
48:16 <smashmouse> call on thurs
48:20 <steven_> haha
48:22 <smashmouse> :P
48:26 <steven_> 'just call me maybe'
48:30 <smashmouse> \LMAO
50:58 <DJay_Chris> i just got j-stars lol
51:32 <smashmouse> hm kinda wish i had a mate ere to watch movies
51:33 <smashmouse> cunts
51:41 <smashmouse> did ya sick!
52:10 <smashmouse> i gotta get my body clock in sync so i go to bed early again
53:47 <DJay_Chris> i can't sleep right now
53:53 <DJay_Chris> i'm on standby
54:05 <DJay_Chris> due to my grand father falling
54:33 <smashmouse> :S soz 2 hear bro
55:58 <DJay_Chris> yeah i'm kinda stressing cause i don't know what is going on right now but i'm on standby
56:11 <DJay_Chris> just incase
56:11 <smashmouse> mmmm
56:15 <smashmouse> yeah good man
57:38 <smashmouse> dw ino how u feel
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58:36 <DJay_Chris> yeah i'm not worried just ready for anything
59:28 <smashmouse> :)
06:16 <Osskkaarr> !quoteadd [13/07/2015] <tisk> go float ya boat down a different stream u mullet
06:16 <grubs> Quote was added.
06:56 <StrykerX> lolll
07:17 <steven_> looooooooooooool
07:24 <steven_> ya flaming mullet
07:28 <steven_> tha lot of ya!
07:55 <Osskkaarr> [13/07/2015 20:08:17] *** steven is [email protected]
07:55 <Osskkaarr> [13/07/2015 20:08:17] *** steven is «steven»
08:41 <smashmouse> fk me
08:47 <smashmouse> PREDESTINATION was so fucking good
08:51 <smashmouse> what a fucking climax!!!!!!!!
09:17 <anotherirc3r> dude.. keep it in ur pantz
09:17 <anotherirc3r> k
09:35 <steven_> !WHOIS! Address: [email protected]
09:47 <DJay_Chris> lol
09:54 <Osskkaarr> [13/07/2015 19:07:33] *** Parts: steven ([email protected])
09:55 <Osskkaarr> [13/07/2015 20:09:47] *** Joins: steven ([email protected])
09:55 <Osskkaarr> [13/07/2015 20:09:48] *** [#opers] Warning: steven is an IRCop
09:57 <smashmouse> :P
10:03 <DJay_Chris> but he wented to let you know of the climax
10:04 <steven_> :}
10:14 <anotherirc3r> he wanted meelz to know
10:16 <anotherirc3r> :P
10:37 <DJay_Chris> lol
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19:26 <amelia> WOT
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24:04 Mode: (by steven_) +o dj^CriKey
24:09 <steven_> crikey mate
30:15 Quit: dj^CriKey ([email protected]) Connection closed
30:33 <smashmouse> pff wat to watch now ffs
33:41 <steven_> pooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
33:46 <steven_> 'emmma dont go in the toliet'
33:50 <steven_> "what????"
34:22 <StrykerX> rofl
57:27 <nate> watch steven getting undressed
57:34 <nate> ohh oHHh ;L
13:00 <nate> Enrique Iglesias - Wish I was your lover
16:00 <steven_> haah
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55:49 <smashmouse> this Mr. Nobody is awesome!
56:54 Nick: Blitzkrieg is now known as StrykerX
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02:25 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mILsx_c-vXw
02:27 <grubs> YouTube Title: Shaggy - Strength Of A Woman - Views: 7,626,937 - Length: 4:01 - Uploaded: 2009-10-08 - Likes: 18,205 - Dislikes: 519
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08:35 <amelia> http://imgur.com/1wXEA3l
08:46 <amelia> snore memememe snore mememememe
09:19 <Blitzkrieg> Fail
09:47 <amelia> i beg your pardon
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10:14 <Blitzkrieg> :D
10:53 <amelia> butthead
13:06 <anotherirc3r> so cute meelz
14:03 <Blitzkrieg> Cute doggy
14:12 <Blitzkrieg> Fail intro to link
14:30 <anotherirc3r> no
14:32 <anotherirc3r> adorable intro
14:36 <amelia> cutest puppy
14:52 <amelia> nony who's blitz
15:23 <anotherirc3r> it's StrykerX
15:59 <Blitzkrieg> Loooool
16:12 <amelia> oh
16:15 <amelia> you butthead
16:16 <Blitzkrieg> Amelia: Hullo
16:18 <Blitzkrieg> Mwaaa
16:33 <amelia> is mwaaa a kiss or evil laugh
16:41 <Blitzkrieg> Kiss
16:44 <amelia> it better be the laugh
16:47 <amelia> fuck
16:48 <amelia> off
16:55 <Blitzkrieg> Hahhahahahah
17:13 <amelia> haha
17:49 <Blitzkrieg> You were thinking of mwahaha
17:57 <amelia> yahhhh
18:49 <smashmouse> i go mwahahahahahahaha evil laugh
18:53 <smashmouse> oorrr
19:10 <smashmouse> MWHOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19:23 <anotherirc3r> u scary boy
19:24 <anotherirc3r> u scary
19:30 <smashmouse> u nony
19:31 <smashmouse> u a nony
19:33 <smashmouse> !
19:40 <smashmouse> dun fuk wit me i got a mong!
19:46 <smashmouse> SICK EM MONGA
19:48 <smashmouse> lelz
20:07 <Blitzkrieg> Josh
20:12 <smashmouse> yes
20:18 <Blitzkrieg> Your wifwy rejected a kiss from me
20:21 <Blitzkrieg> Proud?
20:27 <Blitzkrieg> Wifey *
20:46 <smashmouse> no
20:53 <smashmouse> lool
21:33 <Blitzkrieg> You should be
23:42 <amelia> you wanna die stryke
23:51 <Blitzkrieg> O bby yes
23:55 <amelia> i will kill you
23:57 <Blitzkrieg> Terrorise me
24:02 <amelia> you talk gaybo @ me
24:15 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
24:47 <Blitzkrieg> wot u gona do
24:57 <Blitzkrieg> blow me up
25:06 <amelia> curse at you from the either side of the country
25:08 <amelia> take that
25:27 * Blitzkrieg falls in a heap
25:42 <amelia> CRY BITCH CRY
26:06 <anotherirc3r> haha
26:50 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
27:51 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6LhWbQthAI
27:53 <grubs> YouTube Title: Jon Secada - Just Another Day - Views: 6,604,688 - Length: 4:20 - Uploaded: 2009-03-12 - Likes: 26,033 - Dislikes: 657
35:18 <smashmouse> wooooooooooooooooo found movies i wanted to see bwahahahahahahahaha MWOOOOOOHAHAHAHA
35:38 <smashmouse> danny collins, beyond the reach and kill me three times!!
36:20 <smashmouse> here StrykerX i have gf for u baebz https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/l/t1.0-9/11050752_1449068022065923_226134837962212469_n.jpg?oh=b300f05f0da4dd019a543cd346c6301d&oe=56123F3B
36:23 <smashmouse> :P
36:50 <smashmouse> FUCK how do i turn fb off skype
36:52 <smashmouse> so annoying
37:05 <amelia> she a cutie patootie
37:11 <smashmouse> lolz
37:30 <smashmouse> i dun want fb ppl on my skype
37:31 <smashmouse> !!!!!!!!
37:39 <smashmouse> mong halp! lol
37:44 <anotherirc3r> hah
37:45 <amelia> omgoshhhhhh
37:47 <anotherirc3r> i shall stalk you now
37:53 <amelia> kick dem in heads
38:05 <amelia> get off ma skypesssssss mongs
38:15 <smashmouse> lmaoz
38:20 <smashmouse> hahahahahahahaz
38:54 <Blitzkrieg> I'd so call you now if I didn't delete you
39:10 <Blitzkrieg> Hot skype sex
40:37 <anotherirc3r> you deleted Josh?
40:46 <Blitzkrieg> On fb
40:48 <smashmouse> lol
40:50 <smashmouse> ye
40:55 <smashmouse> dont ask
41:06 <Blitzkrieg> Whwn we had a falling out
41:09 <Blitzkrieg> When
41:10 <smashmouse> :P
41:13 <anotherirc3r> make up sex?
41:28 <Blitzkrieg> Shortly ;)
42:21 <amelia> sounds like a bad break up guys
42:22 <amelia> bl
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43:05 <smashmouse> lolz
43:26 <smashmouse> ye well i was an asshole a thousand times a billion zillion.
43:50 <Blitzkrieg> I wasn't perfect myself
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44:11 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooool
44:53 <amelia> look how far you've both come
45:01 <amelia> are you gonna get back 2g4
45:16 <Blitzkrieg> Maaaybe
45:23 <amelia> cute
45:24 <anotherirc3r> it's so cute
45:26 <anotherirc3r> haha
45:27 <amelia> pair of mongs
45:42 <Blitzkrieg> Amelia is just jealous
45:56 <amelia> doubtful
46:17 <amelia> if i want something, i get it
48:19 <smashmouse> hahahaha
48:39 <smashmouse> i likez dat
48:46 <smashmouse> BAM! PO! IN YO FACE
48:50 <smashmouse> pow*
52:22 <amelia> pho
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53:43 <smashmouse> pho soon!
53:55 <smashmouse> pho on ma bday :D :D :D :D
54:00 <anotherirc3r> you have weird pho joshy
54:08 <amelia> soso much pho
54:13 <amelia> pho party
57:17 <amelia> ok
57:18 <amelia> these
57:21 <amelia> http://www.culturekings.com.au/timberland-womens-boots-off-white.html?gclid=CIyUguST2MYCFYEIvAodYPcGlQ
57:22 <amelia> or
57:24 <amelia> these
58:00 <amelia> http://www.culturekings.com.au/styling-pages/all-white-everything/timberlands-timberland-womens-boots-winter-white.html
58:27 <Blitzkrieg> Josh
58:30 <amelia> i think i like the winter white
58:34 <Blitzkrieg> Help your mrs clothes shop
01:36 <smashmouse> BF4 time!
01:51 <smashmouse> ten more tank kills n i pass first fucken Phantom challenge
02:00 <smashmouse> i want tha fuckennnnnn compound bow
02:06 <smashmouse> i love clothes shoppin
02:42 <Blitzkrieg> Dream man right here!!
03:54 <smashmouse> pair
03:56 <smashmouse> first
04:01 <smashmouse> the white ones
04:15 <amelia> the off white ones
04:24 <smashmouse> winter white
04:27 <amelia> i was leaning towards winter white ones
04:31 <smashmouse> yes
04:48 <smashmouse> i got sick nike 400 series suede they ace white
04:52 <smashmouse> but need fkn cleaning :S
04:56 <amelia> ok you twisted ma arm
05:11 <amelia> ohhhh you sprayed dem when first got them tho yeah?
08:19 <smashmouse> NOPE
08:20 <smashmouse> forgot
08:38 <smashmouse> i need more kicks
08:52 <amelia> tsk tsk
09:01 <smashmouse> yer ino love em
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09:07 <amelia> next time you spray YOU HEAR ME
09:15 <smashmouse> but i wear my black air max all the time out
09:20 <smashmouse> NO
09:28 <anotherirc3r> spay and neuteur your josh's
09:30 <amelia> yah air max good
09:30 <smashmouse> spray ur face
09:35 <smashmouse> keep nice n clean
09:38 <amelia> mong
09:39 <smashmouse> no dirty words come out
09:42 <smashmouse> u monga
09:50 <amelia> MA SKIN IS CLEAN FANKS
09:57 <smashmouse> ye oldskewl stylez hightopz
10:01 <smashmouse> lol
10:07 <smashmouse> i got aligator hightops
10:09 <amelia> werd hightops!
10:11 <smashmouse> n tennis stylez
10:16 <smashmouse> n fred perry
10:17 <smashmouse> n cola
10:20 <smashmouse> n erm
10:25 <smashmouse> reebok DMX
10:29 <amelia> steven said my kicks were snowboots >:(
10:33 <amelia> reebok! !
10:38 <smashmouse> n such n such
10:53 <smashmouse> i gotta buy more clothe
10:55 <smashmouse> s
11:14 <smashmouse> off psylo
11:23 <smashmouse> i kinda ruined one pair
11:24 <smashmouse> fkn
11:27 <smashmouse> of pant
11:28 <smashmouse> s
11:31 <Blitzkrieg> You have as many shoes as a chick
11:35 <amelia> joshjewah
11:38 <amelia> you need to get these
11:39 <smashmouse> but i ordered too small
11:41 <amelia> http://africrafts.co.za/adidas/images/ADAIDS/adicolor%20Stan%20Smith%20II%20Y4%20Mr%20Happy%20yel%20cab%20black%20white%20562900%20934_LRG.jpg
11:48 <smashmouse> n i reckon they fucked up the pants neway
12:00 <smashmouse> nah
12:05 <smashmouse> i want adventure time kicks
12:05 <amelia> DEY SO CUTE
12:09 <smashmouse> lolz
13:53 <smashmouse> bah fk xbox slowin ma dls
13:57 <smashmouse> playin bf4
14:09 <smashmouse> i have a stylez already
14:20 <smashmouse> n the boots i want r um
14:23 <smashmouse> fk i forget
15:34 <smashmouse> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-188-Mekano_Pants.aspx
16:15 <smashmouse> and these http://www.psylofashion.com/product-72-Ottoman_Pants.aspx
16:41 <smashmouse> o shit instead of askin mum to buy this assassin's creed monopoly for my bday i shoulda asked for clothes LOLS
16:57 <amelia> bwahahahahaha
17:03 <amelia> nowwwwww you think of it
18:26 <smashmouse> this jacket
18:27 <smashmouse> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-247-Metaphor_Jacket.aspx
18:31 <smashmouse> check out the back of it ;)
18:33 <smashmouse> or this jacket
19:16 <smashmouse> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-442-Maya_Hooded_Jacket_.aspx
19:58 <smashmouse> i gotta say i LOVE this combo jacket and pants hahaha rad http://www.psylofashion.com/product-465-Juju_Blazer.aspx
20:59 <amelia> o gosh there's a lot goin on wif that jacket
21:29 <smashmouse> true
21:35 <smashmouse> i do like the other two more hahahaha
21:54 <amelia> de green one
21:57 <amelia> first one
22:57 <smashmouse> ye
23:01 <smashmouse> with the tails
23:03 <smashmouse> so good
25:16 <amelia> mama might spoil you for bday
31:40 <steven_> WARNING ! Move the file salt.h from the shell to a safe place
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32:29 <Osskkaarr> lol
32:36 <Osskkaarr> you should
33:49 <smashmouse> mmm left overs!
34:12 <smashmouse> nah i only asked for the ACX monopoly set
34:14 <smashmouse> :P
35:10 <smashmouse> she gon b payin for yum cha n pho n still get other gifts iunno bout lol
35:58 <anotherirc3r> haha ACX
36:00 <anotherirc3r> cuteeeeee
36:35 <smashmouse> ac x?
36:54 <smashmouse> oops ac even
37:05 <anotherirc3r> you said it!
37:52 <smashmouse> ino lol
38:04 <smashmouse> assassins creed!!! woooooooooooo
38:31 <smashmouse> mmm crocodile!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38:56 <amelia> snap snap snap
39:17 <anotherirc3r> yux
39:44 <smashmouse> yum as
39:48 <smashmouse> y yuk?
39:55 <smashmouse> u havent tried it
42:31 <amelia> i imagine it to be tough
42:35 <amelia> or rubbery
42:57 <amelia> i jus burped choc milk
43:06 <amelia> i drank way too much too quick
43:24 <smashmouse> back
43:27 <smashmouse> nah
43:33 <smashmouse> its soft
43:35 <smashmouse> like
43:41 <smashmouse> if we were t tha restaurant
44:01 <smashmouse> n i suggested it but instead said u should try this awesome special chicken they do
44:01 <amelia> burpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburpburp
44:20 <amelia> ohhhhh it taste like chicken?
44:20 <smashmouse> that you wouldnt even realise its chicken because of they way they cook it bla bla
44:26 <smashmouse> you'd chomp it down so fast
44:29 <smashmouse> yer kinda
44:37 <smashmouse> better texture too
44:51 <smashmouse> its like ox tongue yo, slivers of it nice n thin as
44:59 <smashmouse> if u didnt know it was ox tongue, nice n fried
45:01 <amelia> i think they cook it at hippos creek
45:02 <smashmouse> inna pan
45:07 <smashmouse> u would be mmmm yum
45:11 <smashmouse> u should try
45:11 <amelia> ohhh like from the deli section
45:13 <amelia> ox tongue
45:25 <anotherirc3r> blah yux
45:29 <smashmouse> theres Korean+Japanese BBq in town i like
45:34 <amelia> i worked in deli section in high school and fuckin hated when ppl ordered ox tongue there
45:38 <amelia> it smells
45:42 <smashmouse> but not yuck to eat a steak
45:49 <smashmouse> it's still part of an animal
45:56 <smashmouse> yeah
46:01 <smashmouse> i dont like smell of most meat neway lol
46:03 <amelia> you eat balls before
47:10 <smashmouse> nah no interest
47:21 <smashmouse> i eat organs
47:42 <smashmouse> dont see the point in eating balls or penis..
48:17 <amelia> ahahahahaHaha
48:21 <Osskkaarr> but you suck them
48:22 <amelia> said so casually
48:40 <amelia> "yah not much interest eating balls and penis hay"
48:41 <smashmouse> lol
48:57 <smashmouse> talkin bout food
49:01 <smashmouse> i luv food
49:34 <smashmouse> duck feet
49:38 <smashmouse> r dope
49:56 <smashmouse> ive had them 2 ways but i forget hah
50:11 <smashmouse> chinese joint in town does mad food
51:11 <amelia> chicken feet
51:17 <amelia> yuxxxx
51:21 <smashmouse> ew
52:06 <amelia> they fried
52:12 <amelia> at china places
52:21 <amelia> for dim sum YUX
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55:23 <smashmouse> ahhh
56:05 <smashmouse> soon ill just be on fish and veg
56:07 <smashmouse> well seafood
56:52 <amelia> scallops
56:54 <amelia> mmmm
57:01 <amelia> Kilpatrick oysters
57:01 <smashmouse> yum
57:15 <smashmouse> hmm
57:18 <amelia> PRAWNS
57:31 <amelia> maron
57:32 <smashmouse> i like oyster fried in rice flower
57:42 <amelia> calamari
57:42 <smashmouse> n back in asian style
57:52 <smashmouse> yer but im not spending heaps on seafood hahaha
57:56 <smashmouse> as cheap as
57:56 <amelia> ohh I've only ever had Kilpatrick
58:06 <smashmouse> kilpatrick is dope ye
58:20 <amelia> so much goodness
58:40 <smashmouse> at the pink pig here
58:50 <smashmouse> they do their take on kilpatrick
58:54 <smashmouse> so good
59:06 <amelia> wots their take
59:25 <smashmouse> this sauce of theirs they use
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