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00:00:38 <amelia> mmm seafood
00:00:50 <amelia> otay i must sleep ni nis
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00:02:11 <smashmouse> cya
00:02:31 <smashmouse> woo one movie done
00:02:36 <smashmouse> prob been done for ages hahah
00:15:33 Nick: agapeo is now known as wots^ur^disability
00:25:58 <smashmouse> man i feel bad for having left overs, a nice bread thing with pepperoni and 3 packets of migoreng bbq chicken lol
00:26:04 <smashmouse> ahahahaha
00:41:27 <Osskkaarr> looolllllllllllllll @ smashmouse
00:43:08 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:43:09 <grubs> [#31\188] <TheRiddler> hullo <TheRiddler> why do I always have such fucked up dreams <TheRiddler> I dreamnt I was paedo...
00:43:41 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:43:41 <grubs> [#120\188] [#melbourne] <Mar> im nice its ppl like you and Maurice and Serenity that like to put me down or be smart ass's <=-- Will someone please give plivent a tissue :~(
00:44:07 <smashmouse> lol
00:44:40 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:44:40 <grubs> [#34\188] <chucky> wots up stigg <thestig> your colesterol <thestig> PWNED
00:45:08 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:45:09 <grubs> [#142\188] [00:32] <@TheRiddler> !addquote [00:32] <@TheRiddler> wait [00:32] <@TheRiddler> how do we add [00:32] <@fawks> it's quoteadd [00:32] <@TheRiddler> ohh
00:45:30 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:45:31 <grubs> [#169\188] (LegendGambler): Funny thing is your a loser (stebie): things that are funnier: 1) you masturbating on skype looking like a retard, seriously, wtf lol... you look like you're trying to avoid a cumshot in teh eye; and 2) making death threats because you're banned from a chat room. (stebie): oh, and 3) you look like a drongo in every day life, must be your genes or quite a bit
00:45:31 <grubs> of self abuse
00:46:09 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:46:10 <grubs> [#141\188] [22:31] <fawks> Pieter pieter wife beater needs more fibre, tar secretor
00:46:20 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:46:20 <grubs> [#164\188] <mewz> i took acid with her and discovered the meaning of life on her kitchen floor while eating cinnamon doughnuts
00:46:55 <Osskkaarr> that's your other gf smashmouse
00:47:01 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:47:01 <grubs> [#155\188] [+mandyjane] Have you ever had an internal ultrasound ? [+faux] Omg imagine that jelly inside you [+faux] Mmmm [+faux] yespls
00:47:22 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:47:22 <grubs> [#88\188] [#melbourne] <mandyjane> Na, I got my baby bonus over 13 fortnights so I just spent it on drugs n shit
00:47:43 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:47:44 <grubs> [#2\188] [19:18] <@steven_> smashmouse, did you get them jeans on sale? because they are 100% off at nates house
00:48:01 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:48:02 <grubs> [#182\188] <@Osskkaarr> I love being called a faggot... I love the male cock.
00:48:13 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:48:13 <grubs> [#54\188] <Rocky_Road> my gfs a bitch...she has the final say if we have sex or not <-- hahah!
00:48:31 <Osskkaarr> !quote
00:48:31 <grubs> [#125\188] <katatonic_kate> sex is usually the last thing I want when i'm on ze rag <thestig> whats wrong with going down a girl and coming up looking like a ribena berry
00:49:01 <Osskkaarr> ribena berry
00:49:09 <Osskkaarr> HAHAHA
00:49:37 <smashmouse> lolol
00:51:37 <nate> Osskkaarr u love female cock 2 right?
00:51:43 <nate> lol
00:54:13 <anotherirc3r> oh gross
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00:58:29 <Osskkaarr> Your times are becoming later and later plivent.
00:58:45 <Osskkaarr> Shame you can't say shit in here yeah?
00:58:50 <Osskkaarr> :)
00:58:52 <anotherirc3r> total shame
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01:58:22 <anotherirc3r> haha
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04:13:46 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
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06:03:11 <smashmouse> :D
06:52:38 <kunny> [:
07:20:20 <smashmouse> https://youtu.be/PLLQK9la6Go
07:20:22 <grubs> YouTube Title: Suicide Squad - Comic-Con First Look [HD] - Views: 301+ - Length: 3:07 - Uploaded: 2015-07-13 - Likes: 42,083 - Dislikes: 689
07:20:25 <smashmouse> this will suck
07:20:31 <smashmouse> INTRODUCING WILL SMITH AS WILL SMITH!
07:20:33 <smashmouse> lolz
07:26:33 <steven_> looooooooool
08:00:00 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
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11:25:22 <kunny> because i love u too much baby
12:08:33 <kunny> bumjack
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12:21:40 <smashmouse> ha haaa
12:21:52 <smashmouse> i stitched up my neighbour the weasel
12:22:04 <smashmouse> next time he goes dan murphys to steal he's gonna get done
12:22:06 <smashmouse> xD
12:22:16 <smashmouse> it is good to make friends with ppl
12:22:43 <smashmouse> :)
12:23:12 <smashmouse> m e
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12:49:20 <smashmouse> ohhhh
12:49:23 * smashmouse slaps Blitzkrieg around a bit with a large trout
12:49:26 <smashmouse> i mean
12:49:29 * smashmouse raepz
12:49:34 Mode: (by smashmouse) +o Blitzkrieg
12:49:37 <anotherirc3r> lol
12:49:43 <smashmouse> so how do ya like me settin up my faggot neighbour
12:49:45 <smashmouse> HHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:49:53 <smashmouse> i saw him come back this mornin with stolen booze
12:49:58 <smashmouse> the dumb shit
12:50:11 <smashmouse> heard him chuggggin bongs since it was dark
12:50:15 <anotherirc3r> how do you know it was stolen?
12:50:19 <smashmouse> he goes down before they open..
12:50:25 <smashmouse> so i went n bought shiraz
12:50:33 <smashmouse> n told my friend there all about him
12:50:36 <smashmouse> lolz
12:50:51 <anotherirc3r> ahh
12:50:53 <smashmouse> n he has a good idea who i meant cause he was describing him to me n i was like yer
12:51:01 <smashmouse> n i apologised for not telling them sooner
12:51:04 <smashmouse> but yer
12:51:06 <smashmouse> sall good
12:51:11 <smashmouse> so next time he goes inside n does it
12:51:13 <smashmouse> busted
12:51:17 <smashmouse> bail revoked
12:51:20 <smashmouse> lock up
12:51:22 <smashmouse> court
12:51:27 <smashmouse> prison
12:51:37 <smashmouse> since already done for weed
12:51:38 <smashmouse> :P
12:51:51 <smashmouse> its not me im angry about
12:52:01 <smashmouse> its how depressed my mother is over him and his mother
12:52:05 <anotherirc3r> Blitzkrieg, pay attention to Joshy
12:52:09 <smashmouse> his mother took a complaint out against my mother
12:52:10 <anotherirc3r> he needs man love
12:52:15 <smashmouse> saying nothing was resolved here
12:52:17 <smashmouse> and it fkn was
12:52:23 <smashmouse> we were gettin along fine
12:52:29 <smashmouse> i took the cunt to see jurassic world
12:52:41 <smashmouse> n he just wasnt man enough to tell his MUMMY that things are fine
12:52:53 <anotherirc3r> sad man
12:52:57 <Blitzkrieg> wut
12:53:01 <smashmouse> yer only parent i got yo
12:53:06 <smashmouse> n shes 70 next yr
12:53:10 <Blitzkrieg> I know Josh is owning his neighbour
12:53:15 <anotherirc3r> nah
12:53:15 <smashmouse> word
12:53:25 <anotherirc3r> he wants your love m8
12:53:25 <smashmouse> im gonna expose him for the liar he is
12:53:38 <smashmouse> already told the cops when i was arrested
12:54:03 <smashmouse> that my friend douglas has scotty on record on his phone talking about his plan to go rob commonwealth bank
12:54:04 <smashmouse> ;)
12:54:34 <smashmouse> gotta get doug around this weekend so i can have another listen to it
12:55:00 <smashmouse> cause i had to come up with shit off the top of my head to keep him goin on about it without gettin suss on me
12:55:09 <smashmouse> but i so obviously dropped I LIKE TALKING TO COPS lol
12:55:14 <smashmouse> i didnt know doug recorded it
12:55:28 <smashmouse> i just wanted doug in the room to prove to him that scotty is serious about it LOL
12:56:03 <smashmouse> the cops said what doug did was fine because i didnt know either
12:56:08 <smashmouse> and can use it against scotty so
12:56:10 <smashmouse> biding my time
12:56:24 <anotherirc3r> nice
12:56:34 <smashmouse> but im waitin on a mate
12:56:41 <smashmouse> because i have a proposition for him
12:56:50 <smashmouse> just dunno when he will be around
12:57:19 <smashmouse> my calling his dad and forcing him to talk to his dad and open up, we might have actually convinced him to go to rehab
12:57:23 <smashmouse> maybe y i havent seen him
12:57:36 <smashmouse> only friend i have that does hardcore drugs but he is a sweetheart
12:57:42 <anotherirc3r> ahhh
12:57:57 <smashmouse> n i like him coming around when he is down to talk
12:58:10 <smashmouse> i got him to quit drugs for 4 months!
12:58:12 <smashmouse> last yr
12:58:17 <smashmouse> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:58:19 <anotherirc3r> good on you Joshy
12:58:20 <smashmouse> but he relapsed
12:58:25 <smashmouse> nah good on him
12:58:26 <smashmouse> :P
12:58:29 <smashmouse> he can do it yo
12:58:34 <smashmouse> needs a friend
12:58:55 <smashmouse> and his dad told him plain n clear he loves him and that he has to be a man and do it for himself etcetera
12:59:01 <smashmouse> etcetera?
12:59:07 <smashmouse> h8 dat werd
12:59:10 <smashmouse> soz for floodin
12:59:14 <anotherirc3r> it's okay
12:59:15 <smashmouse> i insomniac still
12:59:18 <smashmouse> no sleep
12:59:23 <smashmouse> tried but couldnt
12:59:35 <smashmouse> so i crack onto meelz on skype ;) hahaha
12:59:37 <smashmouse> lolz jk
12:59:39 <smashmouse> cig time
12:59:52 <smashmouse> ima go outside n laugh real loud n then go meh n smoke my cig.
12:59:53 <anotherirc3r> sif joking!
13:00:01 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
13:00:06 <smashmouse> naw we r heaps alike
13:00:11 <smashmouse> would b sik frends
13:00:16 <smashmouse> bbs!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00:50 <anotherirc3r> hehe npz
13:04:06 <smashmouse> haha i askin then closest fwends come over on my bday weekend lolzzzzzz
13:04:08 <smashmouse> b fun
13:04:09 <smashmouse> bbs
13:04:30 <smashmouse> OK I MESSIN WIT MEELZ
13:04:32 <smashmouse> check it out
13:05:04 <smashmouse> i keep missing itttttt
13:05:04 <smashmouse> [12:34:24 PM] Vale Saynt: so im coming to perth
13:05:04 <smashmouse> [12:34:41 PM] Vale Saynt: gon stay wit steven
13:05:04 <smashmouse> [12:34:54 PM] Vale Saynt: he reckonz in like few months
13:05:06 <smashmouse> lolzzzzzz
13:05:14 <smashmouse> then ima b like
13:05:24 <smashmouse> NO! aaaaaaHAHAHAHa monga!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:06:41 <anotherirc3r> when's your b'day?!
13:10:37 <smashmouse> 12th aug
13:11:00 <kunny> gay
13:11:38 <anotherirc3r> cool :)
13:11:43 <anotherirc3r> bbl lovelies
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13:12:46 <kunny> there goes my baby
13:23:22 <smashmouse> hey
13:23:28 <smashmouse> um
13:23:33 <smashmouse> StrykerX baebz pm?
13:23:38 <smashmouse> got favah to ask
14:04:10 <smashmouse> grr cant wait for nate to get back ahahahehehehe
14:05:01 <Blitzkrieg> Sup
14:05:19 <smashmouse> ay
14:05:20 <smashmouse> brb
14:05:22 <smashmouse> lolz
14:05:25 <smashmouse> so antsy
14:05:29 <smashmouse> waitin for nate to get home
14:05:36 <smashmouse> go down dan murphys again
14:05:38 <smashmouse> give em more info
14:05:45 <smashmouse> was on fone to mum then
14:06:04 <smashmouse> askin if she can try find scotty nextdoor a fkn house to go move into
14:06:14 <smashmouse> so he can fuck off and have a pet dog and shut the fuck up lols
14:06:37 <smashmouse> wooooooooooooo THIS RAIN IS SHIT
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14:13:55 <smashmouse> ah thas better
14:31:37 <smashmouse> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
14:31:40 <smashmouse> oh mang
14:31:44 <smashmouse> so psyched
14:31:51 <smashmouse> needed this wine
14:31:53 <smashmouse> burp
14:31:54 <smashmouse> lolz
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14:39:55 <smashmouse> INTO TEH BUTT
14:40:03 <smashmouse> BRAD SUCKS
14:40:10 <smashmouse> BAD SIGN
14:40:12 <smashmouse> xD
14:40:17 <kunny> tickle my freckle
14:40:18 <kunny> xd
14:41:13 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLLQK9la6Go&feature=youtu.be
14:41:19 <smashmouse> this movie gonna suck so bad
14:49:22 <kunny> looks fukn mad
14:49:46 <kunny> looks hectic as man
14:54:35 <kunny> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yca2BCwAnBQ
14:54:37 <grubs> YouTube Title: Tom Jones It's Not Unusual - Views: 2,149,679 - Length: 2:08 - Uploaded: 2011-06-30 - Likes: 11,481 - Dislikes: 149
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15:46:54 <kunny> wheres tisk
15:46:59 <kunny> chris fischer
15:47:22 <anotherirc3r> ni
15:49:12 <kunny> hiya
15:49:17 <kunny> fancy seein u here
15:50:09 <kunny> bbcaykez
15:51:06 <anotherirc3r> lol i'm always here
15:51:12 <kunny> should we kiss now?
15:51:56 <anotherirc3r> wtf?! no lol
15:51:58 <anotherirc3r> you can have a hug
15:52:33 <kunny> make sure you press your breasts on me
16:03:17 <anotherirc3r> no
16:03:20 <anotherirc3r> don't be naughty
16:03:32 <kunny> lolz
16:03:37 <kunny> Awwz :<<<
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16:11:11 <kunny> nate
16:11:15 <kunny> i got bumjacked
16:12:05 <nate> by?
16:12:20 <kunny> god
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17:48:04 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooool
17:49:59 <Blitzkrieg> Lololololol @ steven
17:50:06 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooool
17:52:19 <Blitzkrieg> Lmaoooooooo
17:53:12 <Osskkaarr> Loooollllllllllllll @ steven_ and Blitzkrieg rubbing their peenies together in the toilet
17:53:32 <Blitzkrieg> He loves it ;)
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17:56:07 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooool
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17:56:30 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
17:56:35 <anotherirc3r> ...
17:56:36 <anotherirc3r> idiot
17:57:55 <Osskkaarr> FriedChris, Did you say somethin?
17:58:07 <Osskkaarr> FriedChris, Did you key up?
17:58:19 <Osskkaarr> FriedChris, I couldn't hear ya.. cause you get out like dog shit.
18:04:24 Nick: FriedChris is now known as POLLOCKISACOWARD
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18:07:57 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO6BtpIzIiM
18:07:58 <grubs> YouTube Title: Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up - Views: 5,616,922 - Length: 3:57 - Uploaded: 2011-12-30 - Likes: 30,503 - Dislikes: 1,063
18:10:51 <steven_> loooooooooool
18:10:53 <steven_> coward
18:14:15 <kunny> me?
18:15:20 <steven_> yeh
18:15:33 <steven_> you gonna cry about it ?
18:15:54 <Blitzkrieg> He will
18:16:14 <steven_> awwww
18:16:16 <steven_> didums
18:16:20 <steven_> big huggles
18:17:46 <Blitzkrieg> Lolllll
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18:33:08 <steven_> and here is the next chapter
18:33:30 <steven_> one leaves one joins
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18:42:09 <nate> sex!!!@!
18:42:20 Mode: (by grubs) +o Osskkaarr
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18:42:33 <anotherirc3r> nateyyyyy
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18:43:09 <nate> anotherirc3r u been out, shopping?
18:43:31 <anotherirc3r> a bit.. nothing exciting lol
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18:43:42 <anotherirc3r> wb
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18:45:36 <anotherirc3r> wb dear
18:46:56 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o Blitzkrieg
18:47:12 <Blitzkrieg> Ty my sweet
19:01:48 <Blitzkrieg> Ping?
19:02:55 <Osskkaarr> cmd ping -f -0 <target> 10000000000
19:03:45 <Blitzkrieg> Looooool
19:04:00 <anotherirc3r> ?
19:05:22 <Osskkaarr> .syn <target> <port> 1000000000 -s | .udp <target> 35000 100000000 100
19:05:41 <Osskkaarr> weeee woooooo weeeeeeeee wooooooooooo
19:05:44 <anotherirc3r> ni
19:06:36 <Blitzkrieg> Looooool
19:06:42 <Blitzkrieg> DDoS
19:07:16 <anotherirc3r> why?
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19:17:06 <StrykerX> Hullo
19:17:17 <anotherirc3r> hai
19:37:08 <Osskkaarr> yes.. thank you for the welcome backs.. thank you everyone the trouble maker is back.
19:37:22 <Osskkaarr> !quote
19:37:22 <grubs> [#147\188] <Pieter> I dun get why you keep bringing it up ! <deadpandadolls> ok what was the other movie he didnt get <ShadowLurker> matrix probably <fawks> he didn't get mean girls <fawks> And dude where's my car <Serenity> he didnt get finding nemo <ShadowLurker> he still doesnt understand telly tubbies <fawks> pieter thought ice age was about drugs <deadpandadolls> LOL <Serenity> LOL
19:37:22 <grubs> <deadpandadolls> HAHAHAH <Loof> lol
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19:37:49 <Osskkaarr> !quote
19:37:50 <grubs> [#57\188] <picard> im not a skippy <chucky> well i dont bat for yr side moron <picard> yes u do faggy <chucky> lol only with u picard <chucky> picard i only love u
19:37:57 <anotherirc3r> who's a trouble maker?
19:38:07 <Osskkaarr> !quote
19:38:07 <grubs> [#55\188] <Aussie> I was listening to some girls talking in a video store. <Aussie> And one of them was saying that she had failed her learners permit because she had used both hands to change gears.
19:38:21 <Osskkaarr> lol
19:38:28 <Osskkaarr> i dunno
19:38:36 <Osskkaarr> !quote
19:38:36 <grubs> [#38\188] <RomperStomper> im on the disablilty pension living in this caravan http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2546/3967597369_7757d6b0f4.jpg
19:38:55 <Osskkaarr> !quote
19:38:56 <grubs> [#34\188] <chucky> wots up stigg <thestig> your colesterol <thestig> PWNED
19:39:00 <Osskkaarr> !quote
19:39:01 <grubs> [#106\188] <Sgt-Splode> Reading kuniva's attempts at "humour" is much like listening to a choir of Down's Syndrome children while seated on a multitude of thumbtacks. Sure, it's entertaining ... it's just not my kind of "entertaining".
19:51:45 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
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19:52:30 Mode: (by grubs) +o Osskkaarr
19:53:23 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o amelia
20:02:48 <steven_> amelia pelia
20:03:15 <amelia> wot up gaybo
20:07:51 <smashmouse> DJay_Chris
20:07:53 <smashmouse> here
20:07:57 <smashmouse> I was born of descent, from the crown create order, support marches support riots support fucking public disorder, it's sort of like lining up in order, every stiff that follows orders lining up to be ordered and served, I've been heard, through one ear out the other, part of the herd of naughty motherfucking peers that'd never resent or frown taking your head off of the mantle, dismantle
20:07:57 <smashmouse> you with a reaction of a thousand hands clapping..
20:08:39 <smashmouse> *nods*
20:09:42 <steven_> just ate nandos
20:15:41 <smashmouse> AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
20:20:37 <amelia> i want dis snapback
20:20:40 <amelia> http://www.culturekings.com.au/new-era-dodgers-orig-fit-metal-snapback-royal-blue-gold.html
20:26:26 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:26:26 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o xm
20:29:19 Join: xm_ ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:29:19 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o xm_
20:31:21 <anotherirc3r> heya meelz
20:31:29 <anotherirc3r> xmmmmmmmm!
20:31:41 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Connection closed
20:32:39 <amelia> rawrrrrrr how be you
20:33:40 <anotherirc3r> not bad, yourself?
20:35:29 <amelia> am goodness fanks
20:35:58 <anotherirc3r> feeling any better?
20:36:57 <amelia> nooooo
20:37:07 <amelia> got ma sexy husky voice
20:37:25 <smashmouse> ye
20:37:29 <smashmouse> ur voice is sexy
20:37:29 <anotherirc3r> i'm sure joshy isn't complaining
20:37:35 <steven_> hahahahahahahaa
20:37:39 <smashmouse> if steven_ dont put me up
20:37:44 <smashmouse> fkn
20:37:46 <smashmouse> lolz
20:37:52 <amelia> ahahhahhahaa
20:37:56 <smashmouse> amelia u should b on skype wit us
20:37:58 <smashmouse> :P
20:38:59 <amelia> i is on skype i is
20:39:13 <anotherirc3r> do you guys just use voice?
20:39:41 <amelia> we vid
20:39:44 <amelia> and rub our nips
20:39:47 <amelia> etc
20:40:05 <anotherirc3r> lol
20:41:31 <smashmouse> ahahahahaha
20:41:33 <smashmouse> this is sick
20:41:38 <smashmouse> oi amelia
20:41:50 <amelia> yessums
20:45:05 <xm_> ey jen
20:46:32 <smashmouse> hi
20:46:38 <smashmouse> fone me after
20:46:45 <smashmouse> :P
20:46:50 <smashmouse> atm on fone wit steven_
20:47:05 <smashmouse> n someone else that isnt from this chan.
20:47:09 <steven_> haahah
20:47:11 <steven_> or country
20:47:13 <smashmouse> jen
20:47:18 <smashmouse> who is jen
20:47:22 <smashmouse> steven_ r u jen?
20:47:28 <smashmouse> I am Melissa
20:47:32 <smashmouse> hai
20:47:35 <steven_> hahaah
20:47:37 <steven_> ur fucked
20:47:39 * smashmouse fondlez her tits
20:50:34 <amelia> i bet steven jus rips bongs on skype
20:50:41 <amelia> and calls ppl c words
20:50:47 <amelia> den hangs up
20:50:59 <steven_> josh's neighbours hate him
20:51:07 <steven_> i can tell
20:51:09 <steven_> hahahahhahaahaa
20:51:25 <steven_> he has the music cranked and keeps looking out the front door
20:51:28 <steven_> banging on it
20:51:28 <steven_> hahaha
20:51:42 <amelia> ahahahahhahaha
20:53:52 <steven_> he is back
20:53:53 <steven_> hahaahah
20:53:54 <smashmouse> I saw steven rip a head off a rabbit
20:53:58 <smashmouse> he is a sick cunt
20:54:04 <steven_> ahhaahaha
20:54:33 <amelia> WOT
20:59:48 <steven_> haha
20:59:54 <steven_> she is some girl from xbox
21:03:27 <smashmouse> monga
21:03:38 * StrykerX smiles sweetly
21:04:57 <steven_> nope
21:05:03 <steven_> 9/10
21:05:31 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7siu5v
21:09:22 <nate> 69/10
21:09:25 <steven_> haha
21:10:08 <smashmouse> oi steven_
21:10:18 <smashmouse> im skypin amelia
21:12:21 <steven_> kkk
21:13:21 <steven_> i see how it is
21:15:54 <steven_> ;p
21:16:30 <anotherirc3r> you getting rejected steven_?
21:19:46 <StrykerX> Josh
21:19:52 <StrykerX> Is it hot raunchy chat?
21:20:21 Join: ingham ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:23:40 <steven_> its getting hot in dere
21:24:24 <DJay_Chris> steven_ use ice
21:29:08 <smashmouse> zdfrgzdrggtyjthdstu yf7 t ydyhxdt
21:29:11 <smashmouse> TIME TO PISS
21:29:22 <steven_> ;p
21:29:39 <smashmouse> i gotta go lil girls room fkn bad
21:29:41 <anotherirc3r> tmi dude
21:29:43 Mode: (by steven_) -m
21:29:56 <smashmouse> skulled a whole pot of tea when i had that song goin steven_ lolz
21:30:16 <steven_> hahah
21:30:33 <ingham> we need a chance to fix this life
21:30:53 <smashmouse> scuse me
21:31:06 <smashmouse> i have to go do something that will freak scotty out
21:31:09 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:35:22 <ingham> who is scotty
21:35:32 <ingham> is that secret code for david alexander pollock?
21:40:57 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool @ ingham
21:41:11 <anotherirc3r> pretty sure Dave isn't here
21:41:15 <anotherirc3r> so you're wasting your time
21:41:56 <ingham> oh he is
21:42:05 Part: steven_ ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
21:42:07 <ingham> he's lurking away or sleeping off his meds/drugs/alcohol
21:42:15 Join: steven_ ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:42:15 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o steven_
21:43:26 <steven_> ingham you from nsw ?
21:43:55 <ingham> im from victoria state of sex
21:44:01 <steven_> why you so mad bra
21:44:11 <ingham> im not mad man lol
21:44:15 <steven_> tell uncle steve all your problems
21:44:35 <ingham> uncle steven i missed you
21:44:41 <ingham> almost as much as dayvid
21:46:32 <steven_> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
21:47:02 <steven_> no more missing bro
21:47:52 <ingham> aww so good
21:47:54 <ingham> sex me
21:48:21 <ingham> what are those stuffed chicken things called
21:48:25 <ingham> that you buy at shops?
21:48:29 <ingham> like frozen ones
21:48:35 <ingham> ingham and that make them
21:48:41 <ingham> this is actual serious question
21:48:48 <steven_> cocks ?
21:48:53 <steven_> i got one if you want it?
21:49:05 <ingham> lolllllllllllll
21:49:19 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
21:49:33 <steven_> continue your story
21:51:17 <ingham> its chicken kiev
21:51:19 <ingham> found out
21:51:20 <ingham> by ingham
21:51:27 <steven_> dont like it
21:51:49 <ingham> i sex brb
21:52:05 <steven_> is this tisk?
21:52:29 Quit: xm_ ([email protected]) Quit: BAM
22:09:15 <smashmouse> hmmm
22:09:24 <smashmouse> you want to read something steven
22:09:28 <smashmouse> while ur stoned
22:09:36 <smashmouse> that i just posted on fb
22:09:42 <smashmouse> from Paradise Lost?
22:10:00 <smashmouse> The mind is it's own place, and in itself
22:10:00 <smashmouse> Can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
22:10:00 <smashmouse> What matter where, if I be still the same,
22:10:00 <smashmouse> And what I should be, all, but less than he
22:10:15 <smashmouse> Whom thunder hath made greater? Here at least
22:10:15 <smashmouse> We shall be free; the almighty hath not built
22:10:15 <smashmouse> Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
22:10:15 <smashmouse> Here we may reign secure; and, in my choice,
22:10:26 <smashmouse> To reign is worth ambition, though in hell:
22:10:26 <smashmouse> Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
22:10:30 <smashmouse> ;)
22:12:18 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4qQUAlEuCs
22:12:20 <grubs> YouTube Title: Immortal Technique - The Martyr (2011) Full Album - Views: 538,950 - Length: 1:04:09 - Uploaded: 2013-03-02 - Likes: 3,316 - Dislikes: 139
22:15:55 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
22:21:23 * DoC slaps ingham around a bit with a large trout
22:28:18 <anotherirc3r> enjoying your attention in CZ DoC?
22:31:31 * ingham slaps anotherirc3r around a bit with a large trout
22:32:04 <DoC> ingham, saw that link?
22:32:09 <ingham> yep I did LOL
22:32:40 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:32:42 <anotherirc3r> go away pliv
22:32:47 <anotherirc3r> go play in traffic or something
22:32:51 <DoC> lol
22:32:54 <DoC> traffic?
22:33:06 <ingham> it means go get hit by a car
22:33:09 <ingham> she's trying to be funny again
22:34:16 <anotherirc3r> yes DoC, traffic
22:34:21 <ingham> http://inghamscomau.s3.amazonaws.com/media/images/product/large/ingham-chicken-breast-safari-snacks_51.jpg
22:34:41 <amelia> aka chicken nuggets
22:34:57 <ingham> or pedo nuggets
22:35:04 <DoC> she might wants u to die ingham
22:35:08 <amelia> your fave
22:35:27 <anotherirc3r> it's not a secret DoC
22:37:19 <amelia> i bought ma boots today
22:37:22 <amelia> weeee
22:37:25 <amelia> WINTER WHITE
22:39:19 <ingham> show me
22:39:32 Mode: (by steven_) +o Zade
22:39:47 <voice> http://pastebin.com/1qhS80gK
22:39:50 <voice> LOL @ Taco
22:39:59 Join: smashmouse ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:39:59 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
22:40:16 <steven_> hahaa
22:40:24 <steven_> he was the first person in this channel
22:40:29 <amelia> they jus timberlands
22:40:54 <voice> haha
22:40:58 <voice> why did he left
22:41:03 Nick: smashmouse is now known as deadpandadolls
22:41:04 <voice> invite him steven_
22:41:13 <voice> deadpandaballs
22:41:37 <deadpandadolls> what
22:41:44 <deadpandadolls> ?
22:41:48 <steven_> because he thinks i flooded his irc server
22:41:53 <steven_> ;)
22:42:04 <steven_> dumb paranoid cunt he is!
22:42:09 <ingham> he is
22:42:11 <ingham> i flooded it
22:42:31 <voice> haha
22:42:33 <steven_> ur flood was poo
22:42:44 <voice> he cried last night
22:42:52 <steven_> poo
22:42:56 <voice> faggot telling everyone on efnet that he's a cop
22:43:01 <steven_> hahah
22:43:03 <steven_> he is
22:43:05 <steven_> ircop
22:43:05 <voice> mrs poo?
22:43:09 <deadpandadolls> STEVEN
22:43:12 <voice> ircop? rofl
22:43:16 <deadpandadolls> i gotta show u the pw for this nick
22:43:17 <steven_> hahahaah
22:43:18 <deadpandadolls> so fuckin funny
22:43:19 <voice> he cant be.
22:43:20 <steven_> 'im a cop now guys'
22:43:20 <deadpandadolls> FUCK
22:43:26 <deadpandadolls> so good yo oi
22:43:28 <deadpandadolls> pm
22:43:38 <voice> yeah only on his shitty server steven_
22:43:45 <voice> 2 or 3 losers LOL
22:43:53 Quit: deadpandadolls ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by steven_)
22:43:57 <steven_> haha
22:44:13 <steven_> who him nickserv operserv
22:44:14 <voice> he got banned in almost chans at efnet
22:44:21 <ingham> lol
22:44:22 Join: deadpandadolls ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:44:23 <ingham> he's a loser
22:44:25 <steven_> hahahah
22:44:26 <ingham> 'im a cop'
22:44:27 <steven_> sorry deadpandadolls
22:44:32 <voice> haha
22:44:34 <voice> fish breeder
22:44:35 <voice> rofl
22:45:05 <ingham> lol
22:45:07 <ingham> |RAZ|
22:45:26 Mode: (by steven_) +o deadpandadolls
22:45:57 <voice> rofl ingham taco pasted last night shit to efnet opers too
22:46:08 <ingham> hahahahahah
22:46:10 <ingham> wtf they gunna do
22:46:14 <ingham> did he cry to them?
22:46:21 <steven_> i think im on efnet
22:46:42 <steven_> rizon dalnet nerdhacks austnet
22:46:47 <voice> nuffin they just laugh at him n like fuck off
22:46:58 <steven_> loooooooool
22:47:04 <voice> none of opers likes him man
22:47:23 <ingham> hahahahaha
22:47:25 <ingham> why would they
22:47:33 <ingham> oi whos talking in melb?
22:47:35 <ingham> is he?
22:47:41 <voice> steven_ where u are at efnet lol
22:47:48 * voice googles
22:47:58 <steven_> mmmmmmm
22:48:12 <steven_> maryjane
22:48:21 <steven_> some xbox channels
22:48:25 <voice> lolllllllllllll
22:48:27 <steven_> if its still there
22:48:32 <voice> maryjane ?
22:48:35 <voice> really
22:48:43 <voice> blacklisted chan on efnet
22:49:16 <voice> good mates man
22:49:22 <steven_> im the man
22:49:24 <Osskkaarr> Taco == Peter Hoskin, Katoomba NSW
22:49:28 <steven_> want an invite
22:49:34 <steven_> i hook u up bra
22:49:46 <steven_> gibe yew +o
22:50:07 <voice> sure i will
22:50:16 <voice> using same nick ?
22:50:35 <steven_> /who *nerdhacks*
22:51:24 <voice> taco tried to troll there at #politics but they booted his arse LOL
22:51:34 <ingham> lol
22:51:37 <ingham> is that his name?
22:51:40 <ingham> and where he from?
22:51:43 <ingham> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:52:02 <ingham> https://www.facebook.com/peterh2780?fref=ts
22:52:06 <Osskkaarr> No, I just made it up Jerome.
22:52:14 <voice> lol
22:52:38 <ingham> https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-1/18594_818636944897604_7761060268970179777_n.jpg?oh=0daf08ab9563dd21e7bbc7688047f858&oe=562716AD&__gda__=1448443155_a87e833fc9f92f946cc6aab6d2565e65
22:53:38 <deadpandadolls> I'm just blood addicted
22:53:44 <deadpandadolls> It's the other liquid
22:53:57 <deadpandadolls> I'm above the limit off of the blood of the wicked
22:53:59 <deadpandadolls> XD
22:54:08 <amelia> who dat photo
22:55:01 <voice> LMFAO @ TACO
22:56:31 <steven_> mate
22:56:37 <steven_> he nose alot
22:57:10 <amelia> he look kinda normal
22:57:33 <steven_> is that taco ?
22:57:34 <ingham> https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-1/18594_818636944897604_7761060268970179777_n.jpg?oh=0daf08ab9563dd21e7bbc7688047f858&oe=562716AD&__gda__=1448443155_a87e833fc9f92f946cc6aab6d2565e65
22:57:43 <ingham> he's wog
22:57:50 <ingham> he has 2 mutual friends i can find him easy
22:57:56 <amelia> he looks wog
22:58:13 <ingham> Hoskin is a wog name
22:58:15 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc
22:58:17 <grubs> YouTube Title: The Black Eyed Peas - Where Is The Love? - Views: 127,471,062 - Length: 4:13 - Uploaded: 2009-06-16 - Likes: 505,993 - Dislikes: 9,779
22:58:23 <steven_> loooooooooool
22:58:34 <ingham> hoskin is a jewish name
22:58:52 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:59:17 <voice> he's a friend of mentalson
22:59:20 <amelia> thought it was English
22:59:28 <ingham> nah its jewish
22:59:47 <ingham> jews live in england you know amelia lol
23:00:29 <amelia> all i kno about jews is that they glow in the dark
23:00:56 <voice> jewish faggot fuck
23:01:06 <ingham> lolllllllll amelia
23:09:19 <steven_> KVM/512MB RAM/10GB Storage/1 CPU Core/200GB Data/Adelaide - steven.nerdhacks.net
23:10:34 <ingham> fuck yeh bro
23:23:39 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o Blitzkrieg
23:24:29 <Osskkaarr> The Ballarat Stalker.
23:24:49 <anotherirc3r> who's the Ballarat Stalker?
23:25:12 <Osskkaarr> B1
23:25:31 <anotherirc3r> he is?
23:25:36 <Zade> yes
23:25:41 <Osskkaarr> haha
23:25:54 <Osskkaarr> Nah.. he's not.
23:26:20 <ingham> he is
23:27:24 * anotherirc3r shrugs
23:34:11 <deadpandadolls> omigosh
23:34:14 <deadpandadolls> whar strykerX
23:34:18 <deadpandadolls> dangit lolz
23:34:26 <deadpandadolls> StrykerX yo
23:34:28 * anotherirc3r motions to Blitzkrieg
23:34:30 <anotherirc3r> there
23:34:32 <deadpandadolls> kristin just msg me hahahaahaha
23:34:49 <deadpandadolls> im thinkin why did she ask if im on the couch
23:34:50 <deadpandadolls> ?
23:34:56 <deadpandadolls> is this gone get kinky ;)
23:35:56 <ingham> sex her
23:37:57 <deadpandadolls> dude
23:38:06 <deadpandadolls> how do u sex someone thats in canada
23:39:54 <amelia> you say ayyyyyyyyy
23:40:05 <deadpandadolls> uh oh
23:40:06 <deadpandadolls> LOLZZZZZZZZ
23:40:12 <deadpandadolls> monga!!!!!!
23:40:16 <deadpandadolls> YAAA
23:40:19 <anotherirc3r> canada eh
23:40:20 <deadpandadolls> IF I DONT HAVE A MAG
23:40:25 <deadpandadolls> I GET A BASTARD STABBED
23:40:47 <deadpandadolls> WITH A KNIFE BIG AS A CLAW OF AN ALASKAN CRAB
23:41:07 <deadpandadolls> xD
23:41:56 <amelia> tingling sensation in your strange
23:42:29 <amelia> https://youtu.be/g6IQ5RuVnd0
23:42:30 <grubs> YouTube Title: South Park - Canadian Puberty Video - Views: 209,214 - Length: 56 - Uploaded: 2013-10-31 - Likes: 1,015 - Dislikes: 33
23:42:37 <amelia> aaaaaahaahha
23:42:59 <voice> [21:07] <+Chris> this retarded chan nerdhacks makes it easy to spot retards
23:43:00 <voice> Lol
23:43:05 <deadpandadolls> The back stage full of liqour and a lotta charm
23:43:06 <ingham> lol
23:43:14 <deadpandadolls> Cause it's been hard on me since my father gone!
23:43:33 <deadpandadolls> man had immortal technique on b4
23:43:35 <deadpandadolls> fuuuck
23:43:37 <amelia> this chan is really full of tards tho
23:43:43 <deadpandadolls> wanted to blast the shit
23:43:51 <deadpandadolls> so leave.
23:44:18 <deadpandadolls> unless ur a tard.
23:44:19 <amelia> i beg your pardon
23:44:23 <amelia> i am a tard
23:44:24 <deadpandadolls> ^
23:44:35 <deadpandadolls> wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! <3
23:44:41 <deadpandadolls> almost did a 3<
23:44:45 <deadpandadolls> watev that is
23:44:48 <deadpandadolls> scuz u?
23:44:56 <amelia> i like that track with jean grae
23:45:03 <deadpandadolls> fk i cant stop listenin to this one song
23:45:23 <deadpandadolls> young zee vinnie paz and jus allah it gotta b my fav jedi mind song ever
23:45:45 <amelia> you never know
23:45:49 <amelia> listen to dat one
23:46:30 <ingham> you drunk deadpandadolls?
23:49:09 <deadpandadolls> fk me
23:49:12 <deadpandadolls> no
23:49:18 <deadpandadolls> but im like almost crying
23:49:43 <deadpandadolls> "You will be always in my heart too . That was a memorable Chistmas that I spent with your Mom and I . grin emoticon"
23:50:16 <deadpandadolls> ive had one beer
23:50:25 <voice> awww
23:50:33 <voice> why u crying josh?
23:51:03 <deadpandadolls> naw just a lil tear cause this girl is special yo
23:51:42 <deadpandadolls> i hated that she was in adelaide, loved having her staying with me and over christmas but she needed to go home (canada)
23:51:50 <deadpandadolls> n she has her life back now
23:52:00 <deadpandadolls> it's joy yo!
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