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16:00 <psidawg> http://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/family-supports-dad-who-tried-to-kill-son-with-hammer/news-story/da2e45fef2ebe628c7fe7fa1f82a8c4f?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+newscomauwandm+%28News.com.au+%7C+National+%7C+Western+Australia%29
16:00 <psidawg> so sad
16:00 <psidawg> =\
22:00 <MiaOneness> Lots of people called Dim Sim, Dim Sum,. but Dim Sum is yumcha for Chinese tea
23:00 <President_Trump> bogan aussies call it dim sum thinking they are sophisticated
23:00 <MiaOneness> ah
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
23:00 <MiaOneness> whta re you President_Trump
24:00 <MiaOneness> whats your nationality other than aussie
24:00 <Tim-Sim> I am trying to install Windows 3.1
24:00 <MiaOneness> hello Tim-Sim
25:00 <President_Trump> half aussie, half jamaican
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> Tim-Sim: windows 3.1?
26:00 <MiaOneness> Dim Sim refers to a Chinese inspired meat dumpling-style snack, consisting of meat, cabbage and spices wrapped in a pastry similar to a traditional dumpling. Dim Sum in Chinese means 'point of heart' as it refers to a small snack or individual portions that were meant to 'touch the heart' with every bite.
26:00 <President_Trump> what about dim sum?
26:00 <MiaOneness> isnt that romantic... i feel like both
26:00 <Tim-Sim> hi MiaOneness 
27:00 <Tim-Sim> yes ^pHANTOM^ 
27:00 <MiaOneness> how are you darling Tim-Sim
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> on what kind of machine Tim-Sim?
27:00 <Tim-Sim> a virtual machine
27:00 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim is doing nerdy things
27:00 <Tim-Sim> darling?
27:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
27:00 <MiaOneness> lol.. i said it with a laugh
27:00 <Tim-Sim> ok, how are you?
28:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim has an admirer
28:00 <MiaOneness> sorry, no one can see me when i smile and type
28:00 <MiaOneness> yep.. i love Tim-Sim
28:00 <MiaOneness> and Agent
28:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
28:00 <MiaOneness> and President_Trump
28:00 <MiaOneness> i love them all
28:00 <MiaOneness> i just cant decide from all the mirc goodness
28:00 <President_Trump> President_Trump is everyones #1 fave
28:00 <MiaOneness> hahah
28:00 <MiaOneness> ill call tim sim darling from now
28:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim and Agent will have to battle it out for #2
28:00 <MiaOneness> i think it suits him
28:00 <MiaOneness> i imagine a feable man
29:00 <President_Trump> it does indeed suit him, i will call Tim-Sim darling too
29:00 <MiaOneness> bald, beard, confused
29:00 <MiaOneness> who likes smells LOL who is paranoid aboitsecurity
29:00 <MiaOneness> who drinks poweraide and eats peas from red rooster
29:00 <MiaOneness> am I rite?
29:00 <MiaOneness> lollll
29:00 <Tim-Sim> no
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> Tim-Sim:  ah vm. nice
29:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't eat peas from Red Rooster
29:00 <MiaOneness> LOL whatever the shit you eat from there.. its garra man
29:00 <Tim-Sim> I get my peas from coles
30:00 <MiaOneness> :D
30:00 <President_Trump> some red roosters are ok, others are terrible
30:00 <Tim-Sim> the last Rooster Roll I had tasted like the smell of wet dog
31:00 <Tim-Sim> ruined it
31:00 <MiaOneness> yeah red rooster, dont go there, its shit,... shit = garra in St Albans
31:00 <Tim-Sim> Red Rooster chips are the best
31:00 <President_Trump> i get a chicken from there sometimes, usually to throw in with other stuff
31:00 <MiaOneness> I like the KFC and maccas dones
31:00 <MiaOneness> But mostly like Lord of the Fries.. the canadian ones
31:00 <Tim-Sim> Do they have Red Rooster in Cyprus?
31:00 <MiaOneness> nah , its aussie isnt it
32:00 <Tim-Sim> What about KFC?
32:00 <President_Trump> lol
32:00 <MiaOneness> red rooster, erw, worst shit ever
32:00 <President_Trump> red rooster is aussie
32:00 <President_Trump> they got like 4 maccas i googled it once
32:00 <MiaOneness> kfc they have yes, but not the same, subtle differences
32:00 <President_Trump> none in the north lolz
32:00 <MiaOneness> i liked the hot and spicey.. they dont have that menu here
32:00 <MiaOneness> colesaw is the same though
32:00 <Tim-Sim> do the sell bacon on their deluxe burgers?
32:00 <Tim-Sim> they
32:00 <MiaOneness> maccas is a bit different too, but still dig it
32:00 <Tim-Sim> or is it all halal?
33:00 <MiaOneness> nah they dont have all the fancy commerical shit, stock standaed kfc
33:00 <MiaOneness> im gonna go kosher on everyones ass when i get to melbourne
33:00 <MiaOneness> im gonna convert to judaism.. so il be a annoying bitch and ask if its kosher
33:00 <Tim-Sim> why?
33:00 <MiaOneness> want to
33:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
33:00 <MiaOneness> spanish is jewish so he knows the rabbi
33:00 <Tim-Sim> but you wont be able to eat bacon
33:00 <MiaOneness> and people who can help
34:00 <MiaOneness> its ok
34:00 <Tim-Sim> bacon is not kosher 
34:00 <MiaOneness> isnt thay muslim only
34:00 <Tim-Sim> nah Jews too
34:00 <MiaOneness> hm, never considered it tim.. and i like raw bacon
34:00 <MiaOneness> hm... lets see
34:00 <MiaOneness> maybe not
35:00 <MiaOneness> dont like dietary restrictions
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> get some pork on your fork.
35:00 <President_Trump> raw bacon?
35:00 <MiaOneness> hahah.. whats for dinner? Tom Cruise.. or somwething to that effect
35:00 <MiaOneness> I eat raw bcon like its running out .. yeah
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
35:00 <President_Trump> that is not something u are meant to eat
35:00 <President_Trump> unless u mean smoked or something
35:00 <MiaOneness> its delicious
35:00 <MiaOneness> i love bacon raw
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> didnt know raw bacon is eatable.
36:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
36:00 <President_Trump> it's not
36:00 <MiaOneness> i mean the one in the pack
36:00 <MiaOneness> that you fry for breakfast
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> didnt think so.
36:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello
36:00 <MiaOneness> the one you cut up to put on your pizza
36:00 <President_Trump> oh wait, u mean like that stras stuff?
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> would make you sick eating raw bacon.
36:00 <MiaOneness> yes
36:00 <MiaOneness> strass bacon.. or whatever its called
36:00 <President_Trump> strasburg whatever its called
36:00 <MiaOneness> i just call it raw bacon
37:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know what else to call it
37:00 <^pHANTOM^> the one in a tin?
37:00 <President_Trump> yeh u can eat that, one of the most unhealthy foods tho
37:00 <^pHANTOM^> spam?
37:00 <MiaOneness> nah
37:00 <MiaOneness> yeah i eat spam
37:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I spoke not eat bacon lol
37:00 <President_Trump> no ^pHANTOM^ thought u were a chef
37:00 <MiaOneness> but i dont like it much
37:00 <President_Trump> is don is good
37:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> lol
37:00 <MiaOneness> whats that smoked meat again, like salami, good with wine.. not brushetta but sounds like it
37:00 <^pHANTOM^> i dont claim to be a chef.
38:00 <MiaOneness> brushuto
38:00 <MiaOneness> i like brushuto
38:00 <MiaOneness> mmmmm
38:00 <MiaOneness> bruschito, wine , cheese, carrot sticks.. thats the bomb
38:00 <^pHANTOM^> prucitto?
38:00 <MiaOneness> yes yes
38:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Mmmm yummy MiaOneness
38:00 <MiaOneness> and olives.. greek with garlic
39:00 <MiaOneness> and the cheese that looks like a michelin man
39:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
39:00 <MiaOneness> i like that cheese too, but never was into names.. jsut bought it from safeway
39:00 <^pHANTOM^> boccini?
39:00 <MiaOneness> do you know which one im talking about
39:00 <MiaOneness> BOCCICINI
39:00 <MiaOneness> yes
39:00 <MiaOneness> i think
39:00 <^pHANTOM^> ;)
39:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Nice
39:00 <MiaOneness> Safeway Deli... mmm
40:00 <MiaOneness> Bit ill be shopping from ALdi now on.. because i wont have that sort of cash as a single
40:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I luv my cheeses MiaOneness
40:00 <MiaOneness> yeah same.. blue cheese is good too
40:00 <MiaOneness> in small doses
40:00 <^pHANTOM^> cheese is a awesome food.
40:00 <President_Trump> gross
40:00 <MiaOneness> its nice with wine President_Trump
40:00 <President_Trump> its ok on mushrooms
41:00 <President_Trump> ^pHANTOM^ usually cooks with kraft singles
41:00 <MiaOneness> MUSHROOMS.. mmmmmmmmmmmmm
41:00 <MiaOneness> i eat them raw as well
41:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> With   Nice mostaco
41:00 <^pHANTOM^> mushrooms are yum.
41:00 <MiaOneness> button mushrooms.. or champinions for the meze
41:00 <MiaOneness> CHAMPIONIONS???
41:00 <MiaOneness> you want some champinions
41:00 <^pHANTOM^> yum
41:00 <President_Trump> we need a #melbourne party with lots of good food, perhaps on tozza's boat, MiaOneness can get her tits out
41:00 <^pHANTOM^> now your making me hungry
41:00 <MiaOneness> champinionnnnnnnnnn i havent said that word for at least 4.5 years
41:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
42:00 <MiaOneness> lol.. theyve sagged now President_Trump
42:00 <MiaOneness> they arent as perky as they were when i was 19
42:00 <MiaOneness> sorry to disappoint, but i am 35 , and a woman who has been through labour
42:00 <MiaOneness> i.e. streched in places
42:00 <MiaOneness> lol
42:00 <President_Trump> ya sister can come too
42:00 <MiaOneness> shes had more kids than me lol
43:00 <President_Trump> she is too stuck up to come
43:00 <MiaOneness> i have only one precious
43:00 <MiaOneness> she a typical cypriot, doesnt like aus
43:00 <MiaOneness> i fight for australia on a daily basis
43:00 <President_Trump> she thinks she is too good for mirc and australia
43:00 <MiaOneness> i call my family arabs
43:00 <MiaOneness> loll
43:00 <President_Trump> lolz
43:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
43:00 <President_Trump> call them sand niggers
43:00 <MiaOneness> she is too good for mirc, she works
43:00 <President_Trump> see what they say, try to get it on video
43:00 <MiaOneness> nah i dont get too out of hand
44:00 <MiaOneness> nah.. its all greek
44:00 <President_Trump> u need to tell them u have met this amazing darling named Tim-Sim
44:00 <MiaOneness> should pour another glass, and go on a date
44:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Soon MiaOneness will become a Jew lol
45:00 <MiaOneness> not without bacon
45:00 <MiaOneness> ill take it to the synangoue
45:00 <MiaOneness> lol
45:00 <President_Trump> take it to the mosque
45:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
45:00 <MiaOneness> hahah
45:00 <MiaOneness> m deb gai waaaa
45:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I don't think u can MiaOneness  lol
46:00 <MiaOneness> i wouldnt Spanish[Mobile].. just a stupid joke from my behalf.. because i ahve daft humour
46:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> That's cool
46:00 <MiaOneness> who likes champinions
46:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I have eat bacon  & ham lol
47:00 <MiaOneness> do you?
47:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes lol
47:00 <MiaOneness> ok then i can remain on course and become Jewish
47:00 <MiaOneness> it will shit my family right off i can tell you this
48:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Really why is that
48:00 <President_Trump> coz they are arabs
48:00 <MiaOneness> LOLOLOL
48:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok
48:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
48:00 <MiaOneness> President_Trump.. you like champinions?
49:00 <President_Trump> what is that
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> mushrooms
49:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> They are type of mushroom
49:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.google.com.cy/search?q=champignons&safe=strict&sa=X&tbm=isch&imgil=-7iRxKPdq1Nj8M%253A%253B9G6c8SlEXmQevM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fplaatjessite.mine.nu%25252Feten-en-drinken%25252Fchampignon%25252Findex-n.html&source=iu&pf=m&fir=-7iRxKPdq1Nj8M%253A%252C9G6c8SlEXmQevM%252C_&usg=__qj-7T9AbVTG-22D3HuwCP1axjRk%3D&biw=1093&bih=521&ved=0ahUKEwj10qrw8MTTAhUoAsAKHWclC44QyjcITQ&ei=0QQCWbWmMqiEgAbnyqzwCA#spf=1
49:00 <Tim-Sim> looks like I need MS-DOS to install Win 3.1
49:00 <MiaOneness> tinned mushrooms
49:00 <MiaOneness> usually
49:00 <MiaOneness> if you havent tried, try
50:00 <President_Trump> mushrooms are ok on pizza or steak, wouldnt eat them out of a tin
50:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> That's old version of windows lol
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> Tim-Sim: yes you need ms dos 6.0 or above.
50:00 <MiaOneness> its good for mezze
50:00 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim what you have todat for din dins?
50:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim wont it boot off a floppy?
50:00 <Tim-Sim> Cool, I have MS-DOS 6.22
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> floppy
50:00 <Tim-Sim> I had salad MiaOneness 
51:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha so 90's
51:00 <MiaOneness> what type of salad?
51:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim is adorable and a darling no doubt
51:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What's was small disk callled again lol
51:00 <MiaOneness> lol i knew youd be the first to agree President_Trump
51:00 <^pHANTOM^> who uses floppy disks these days..
51:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim does
51:00 <Tim-Sim> Tomato, lettuce, beetroot, carrot, cucumber, onion with some salad dressing and a sprinkle of pepper
52:00 <MiaOneness> what dressing did you put?
52:00 <MiaOneness> KRAFT?
52:00 <MiaOneness> or your own?
52:00 <Tim-Sim> Kraft or Praise
52:00 <^pHANTOM^> balsamic
52:00 <^pHANTOM^> mm
52:00 <MiaOneness> hm...\
52:00 <MiaOneness> yes yes
52:00 <Tim-Sim> it was in the fridge at work
52:00 <President_Trump> p-r-a-i-s-e
52:00 <MiaOneness> i forgot all about Praise
52:00 <MiaOneness> i love this room
53:00 <MiaOneness> it reminds me of things i have forgotten
53:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Or Paul Newman one to lol
53:00 <President_Trump> using fridge mayo? that is festy as
53:00 <MiaOneness> going to pour another drink .. brb
55:00 <MiaOneness> right
55:00 <MiaOneness> where did we leave it.. what did you eat President_Trump
56:00 <MiaOneness> i havent eaten yet...
56:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Talking dressings on salads
56:00 <MiaOneness> had 2 coffees and cigs.. havent actually digested anything.. im trimming my pot
56:00 <Tim-Sim> nah, President_Trump, used fridge dressing, not mayo
56:00 <President_Trump> from work tho i mean
56:00 <President_Trump> work fridge
56:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
56:00 <MiaOneness> you know what I miss salmon.. doused with lemon
56:00 <MiaOneness> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
57:00 <MiaOneness> i miss shopping for myself
57:00 <Tim-Sim> fish and lemon is noice
57:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I used ALDI ones lol
57:00 <MiaOneness> i hate i have to eat what others want me to eat, but grateful someone cooks
57:00 <MiaOneness> and its always greek fucking food
57:00 <President_Trump> actually i had schnitzel tonight
57:00 <MiaOneness> im sick of everything greek
57:00 <MiaOneness> snitzel is nice
57:00 <MiaOneness> any sauce?
57:00 <President_Trump> glad mias mum wasnt around to yell at me
57:00 <MiaOneness> LOLOL
57:00 <MiaOneness> she can get crazy
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> i had meatballs with penne.
58:00 <MiaOneness> wog woman whos been through a divorce in the 80s = old school psychos
58:00 <President_Trump> i put a bit of mayo on it, nothing special
58:00 <MiaOneness> meatballs is good
58:00 <President_Trump> usually tomato paste is best
58:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Really
58:00 <MiaOneness> nah tomato paste ruins the snitz
58:00 <President_Trump> nah its good, u shoudl try it
58:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> what about good old parmas
59:00 <MiaOneness> ill try it when im in aus, if you still on, remind me
59:00 <^pHANTOM^> trump so you had a parmagarna?
59:00 <President_Trump> no phantom i said i put mayo on it
59:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> MiaOneness:  I can cooked lol
59:00 <^pHANTOM^> oh.
59:00 <^pHANTOM^> my bad
59:00 <MiaOneness> anyone buy dimsims in a packet?
59:00 <MiaOneness> the frosted packets?
59:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I do sometimes
00:00 <President_Trump> MiaOneness get this http://www.mitsidesgroup.com/udata/contents/images/Products/Tomatoes/Tomato-Paste1.jpg
00:00 <MiaOneness> i should look into importting Cadburt Snack, Carbury Pepppermint and Dim Sims into Cyprus, id be rich
00:00 <^pHANTOM^> i have bought dimsims in a packet.
00:00 <MiaOneness> yes i use to...
01:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What about Vegemite
01:00 <President_Trump> what does your brother put on the schnitzel?
01:00 <MiaOneness> but they dont see so common, i love em, but dont hear anyone raving on about them
01:00 <MiaOneness> nothing, hes building up, goes the gym, so he eats six times a day and big meals
01:00 <MiaOneness> my mum treats her kids like their 10
01:00 <MiaOneness> ive started to recline and think I am
02:00 <President_Trump> ask for a suck on her nipples
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> eew
02:00 <MiaOneness> LOL she didnt breastfeed even when i was young.. but that would be grossws.  we dont have a special bond
02:00 <MiaOneness> i have a soft spot for my dad
02:00 <MiaOneness> but he aint in the picture much
02:00 <President_Trump> wheres he?
03:00 <President_Trump> your mum always favours the others, i might call her at work
03:00 <MiaOneness> his in another city in cyprus.. saw him 4 months ago...when i was coming back to aus and my mum tried to stop me, with success
03:00 <MiaOneness> lol President_Trump
03:00 <MiaOneness> no doubt she favours the others.. i look like my dad, and remind me of her ex
03:00 <President_Trump> i will tell her to be a fair parent
03:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Whys that MiaOneness
03:00 <psidawg> still cidering mia>
04:00 <MiaOneness> clash of character, i am like my dad
04:00 <psidawg> ?
04:00 <MiaOneness> nah just talking about life psi
04:00 <MiaOneness> join the club
04:00 <President_Trump> ill tell her to be fair to all her children or i will call child services
04:00 <MiaOneness> they were called in when i was young
04:00 <President_Trump> thats good, so she is on record
04:00 <MiaOneness> they even sent me to a psychologust to see if i was affected by the divorce
04:00 <MiaOneness> yes yes
04:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm. The youngest in my family
05:00 <Tim-Sim> using these old dos commands is cool
05:00 <President_Trump> i will get my greek friend to call her
05:00 <MiaOneness> ah its nice to be young Spanish[Mobile]
05:00 <MiaOneness> your parents are together though, right?
05:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I get spoiled lol
05:00 <MiaOneness> yes the young one gets everything on a plate
05:00 <President_Trump> what are the dos commands?
06:00 <^pHANTOM^> format c: /y
06:00 <MiaOneness> c:/copy a:/*.* monkey island.exe
06:00 <tozza> mia
06:00 <MiaOneness> cd homealone.exe
06:00 <tozza> you need dosbox to be able to play dos games
06:00 <^pHANTOM^> deltree c:
06:00 <President_Trump> u can still do that in windows
06:00 <MiaOneness> I know
06:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes my parents are togetherstill. 52 years
06:00 <MiaOneness> im only using what i vaguely rememeber
06:00 <MiaOneness> well done to them Spanish[Mobile]
07:00 <tozza> www.google.com .. dosbox 
07:00 <MiaOneness> Dosshell
07:00 <MiaOneness> Nibbles.exe
07:00 <MiaOneness> what was the gorilla one called?
07:00 <President_Trump> leisure suit larry
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> dosbox is a dos emulator.
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> works on windows
07:00 <MiaOneness> tozza did you ever play Home Alonw the game?
08:00 <Agent> nibbles.bas
08:00 <Agent> and
08:00 <Agent> gorilla.bas
08:00 <MiaOneness> ah it was gorilla was it
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> qbasic
08:00 <Agent> QBasic
08:00 <tozza> new versions of windows dont diplay the game spropely
08:00 <Agent> Yeah
08:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I have play that game MiaOneness
08:00 <MiaOneness> i knew there was a gorilla but didnt know if that was thr etitle
08:00 <Agent> That was literally the first PC game I ever played
08:00 <Agent> Gorilla :)
08:00 <tozza> i just put 32gb of dos on spanishs computer
08:00 <MiaOneness> same same, and nibbles..
08:00 <MiaOneness> i lvoed nibbles
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> prince of persia
08:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes u did tozza
08:00 <MiaOneness> thought it was the best game
08:00 <Agent> Commander Keen
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> doom
08:00 <MiaOneness> LOVED THAT
09:00 <Agent> How can there be 32gb of dos lol
09:00 <MiaOneness> Cosmos and the Cosmic Adventures
09:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Simpson doom lol
09:00 <MiaOneness> I LVOED THAT ONE TOO
09:00 <tozza> easy agent u pull your finger out
09:00 <^pHANTOM^> lesure suit larry
09:00 <Agent> I reckon if you put all DOS-native software that has ever been written, ever, all together in one folder, it wouldn't make 32gb :P
09:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know lesirue suit larry
09:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> that's old game lol
09:00 <tozza> it easily does agenyt
09:00 <tozza> u fool
09:00 <Agent> lol
09:00 <MiaOneness> going for a smoke
09:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I remember playing that game
09:00 <^pHANTOM^> lemmings
09:00 <Agent> No way
09:00 <tozza> dont skip it
09:00 <President_Trump> ^pHANTOM^ i use the same techniques in leisure suit larry on babygirl
09:00 <Agent> SKIP IT
10:00 <tozza> agent if i honestly just gave spanish 32gbs of just dos games then your wrong arent you
10:00 <Agent> Trump YOU GOT ANY SPANISH FLY
10:00 <Agent> OR A RED APPLE
10:00 <Agent> KEN SENT ME
10:00 <tozza> bbs
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> wolfenstien
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> 32
10:00 <Agent> lololl
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> 3d
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> even
10:00 <Agent> KEN SENT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
10:00 <tozza> cannon fodder
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> comand and concor
11:00 <Agent> conquer
11:00 <tozza> AGENT STOP CORRECTING PEOPLE
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> yes my bad
11:00 <Agent> Fuckkk nostalgia
11:00 <tozza> nah phantom it isnt your bad
11:00 <tozza> who cares
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> im not the best at spelling some times..
11:00 <tozza> we knoew what you meant
11:00 <Agent> It was his bad
11:00 <Agent> And I fixed it
11:00 <tozza> fuck off i hate you
11:00 <Agent> I know
11:00 <Agent> Cunt :P
12:00 <psidawg> hows work tozz
12:00 <Agent> But you're not good at SF
12:00 <tozza> home now
12:00 <tozza> playing pinball with work colleague
12:00 <Agent> Probably losing
12:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Dane
12:00 <Agent> Tozza is pretty shit at gaming
12:00 <psidawg> his setup is rad tho
12:00 <tozza[mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/IMRxvIt.jpg
12:00 <psidawg> he's the like aussie angry game nerd
12:00 <tozza> agent your a fucking dickkKKKKKKKKK
13:00 <Agent> Piece of shit setup
13:00 <psidawg> wil find ur hoouse 1 day tozz
13:00 <Agent> Crappy pinball
13:00 <Agent> Shit consoles
13:00 <psidawg> i'll apex ur retro's
13:00 <Agent> Tiny TV
13:00 <psidawg> =P
13:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> No la beast tnite tozza
13:00 <tozza> psidawg u can come anytime brotha
13:00 <tozza> same as agent
14:00 <psidawg> no sarcasmn meant?
14:00 <psidawg> cool
14:00 <psidawg> 1day
14:00 <tozza> but he need to bring a slab of jimmy devils cut 
14:00 <psidawg> of course
14:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Mmm nice 1
14:00 <psidawg> not freeloading ur games for nothing
14:00 <psidawg> lol
14:00 <Agent> I want pizza
14:00 <psidawg> wat u think i am
14:00 <Agent> How can I lay hands on pizza at 1am
14:00 <Agent> Hmmmmmm
14:00 <Agent> OH MIMMOS
14:00 <Agent> I CAN TOTALLY DO IT
14:00 <Agent> BRB
14:00 <Agent> CUNT'S OPEN TIL 4
14:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> With pineapple on it lol
14:00 <MiaOneness> lol@unt
15:00 <Agent> Mia
15:00 <MiaOneness> with pineapple cunt
15:00 <Agent> Come get 1am pizza with me
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> im not making no pizza.
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
15:00 <MiaOneness> would be funny
15:00 <Agent> lol
15:00 <President_Trump> ask for raw bacon on it
15:00 <Agent> Pineapple cunt?
15:00 <Agent> Would taste strange
15:00 <MiaOneness> id be complaining about me in trackies, and that i need jeans to leave the house
15:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
15:00 <MiaOneness> very funny NOT
15:00 <MiaOneness> where you gonna get pizza from, delivery?
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> 13166
16:00 <Agent> Nah there's a joint two suburbs away called Mimmos
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
16:00 <Agent> Italian cunt
16:00 <Agent> He stays open til 4am
16:00 <MiaOneness> Memo is also greek
16:00 <Agent> Gotta drive
16:00 <MiaOneness> Off you trot
16:00 <Agent> Gotta order it first
16:00 <Agent> It'll take him 20 to make it
16:00 <MiaOneness> By the time you order and get there, it will be ready
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> im sure something down chapel would be open?
16:00 <Agent> Phantom I'm in Sydney
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> ahh
17:00 <Agent> Pretty sure I'm the only one on this channel in Sydney
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> sorry i thought you might be in melb
17:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> He's getting from oxford st lol
17:00 <Agent> Nah that's 40 minutes drive away and will have a strange type of sauce
17:00 <Agent> Almost as strange as a pineapple cunt
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> pineapple and cunt would be a good mix.
18:00 <MiaOneness> Super supreme for me, unless Im at Mad Moose.. then its Raven Chicken
18:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yummy
18:00 <Agent> Nar
18:00 <Agent> I'ma ll about the meatlovers
18:00 <Agent> With extra ham and italian sausage
18:00 <Agent> Bit of garlic
19:00 <Agent> Hells yeah
19:00 <MiaOneness> Sounds good too, i wont disagree
19:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm BBQ chicken with pineapple on it hehe
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like a delish pizza Agent
20:00 <MiaOneness> ^pHANTOM^ probably sick of pizzas
20:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats true, i am
20:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
20:00 <MiaOneness> haha
21:00 <^pHANTOM^> pizza is always available any time i want it.
21:00 <psidawg> thanx for the song blyke
21:00 <psidawg> =]
21:00 <tozza> `access -
26:00 <psidawg> trump is gone
26:00 <psidawg> whos left
26:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats a shame.
26:00 <ubuntu-tr> hi
26:00 <tozza> no sarcasam stated if u wanna play games come
26:00 <psidawg> hello fantom =]
27:00 <tozza> i aint scared to have ppl arounf
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> sup psidawg
27:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Trump is off to bomb nth Korea lol
27:00 <psidawg> cool tozz 1 day
27:00 <psidawg> when i'm bored of my ps4
27:00 <psidawg> lol
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
27:00 <psidawg> u got ps4 yeh tozz?
27:00 <psidawg> any gamez?
28:00 <psidawg> nk should b bombd
28:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I got PS4 to psidawg
28:00 <psidawg> diablo 3 bro?
28:00 <psidawg> season tho
28:00 <psidawg> not normal
28:00 <Agent> PIZZA ORDERED
28:00 <Agent> MYUM MYUM
29:00 <psidawg> wat ya get dude
29:00 <Agent> 15 minutes... Gotta wait 10, will take 5 to drive
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats not too bad.
29:00 <Agent> BBQ Meatlovers with extra ham, bacon and garlic
29:00 <psidawg> 10 bux it's a paki deliverer
29:00 <psidawg> lol
29:00 <Agent> I love to seriously load it up with meat
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
29:00 <Agent> Nah Igotta go pick it up
29:00 <psidawg> damn agent's a cheapo
30:00 <Agent> He delivers at dinner time but not overnight
30:00 <psidawg> calls then pick up
30:00 <psidawg> hahahaa
30:00 <Agent> Yeh well otherwise I'd have to go and order at the counter then sit on my ass and scratch my bag for 15 minutes
30:00 <Agent> Better to order on phone and slood with you cunts while I wait
30:00 <psidawg> oh yeah tis 1:30
30:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
30:00 <Agent> loll
30:00 <psidawg> there's 1 place on balarat road, sunshine that deleivers till 2am
30:00 <psidawg> speedy
31:00 <psidawg> pizza
31:00 <Agent> I love that this guy stays open overnight
31:00 <Agent> Since I work shifts
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> 2am?
31:00 <Agent> On my days off I stay up overnight too
31:00 <Agent> So it's the only place on the north side of Sydney to get food at this time
31:00 <Agent> He stays open until 4am
31:00 <psidawg> which pizza shop opens over night?
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats a late.
31:00 <psidawg> no way
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats late even
31:00 <Agent> He's a local guy
31:00 <Agent> Name's Mimmo
31:00 <psidawg> oh 4am
31:00 <Agent> He opens at about 5pm and stays open until 4am
31:00 <Agent> He's the only place to get food overnight on the north side of Sydney
32:00 <Agent> South side is easy, kebab shops open all over the place but there's like NONE of those on the north side where I live
32:00 <MiaOneness> psidAWg you in my area
32:00 <MiaOneness> martys?
32:00 <psidawg> where love?
32:00 <MiaOneness> St ALbans
32:00 <psidawg> oh i was talking about speedy's mizza in balarat rd, sunshine/braybrook
32:00 <psidawg> yeah marty's too
32:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah close enough
32:00 <psidawg> great pizza
33:00 <MiaOneness> sure is
33:00 <psidawg> i live in st labsn
33:00 <psidawg> =]
33:00 <MiaOneness> I grew up in St Albans
33:00 <MiaOneness> I know you
33:00 <psidawg> cooollll
33:00 <psidawg> nou dont
33:00 <psidawg> =P
33:00 <MiaOneness> yeah probably do
33:00 <MiaOneness> ever been to St ALbans pub
33:00 <psidawg> prolli seen ur face around
33:00 <MiaOneness> use to work there as well
33:00 <MiaOneness> yes yes
33:00 <psidawg> wen was last time u in aus?
33:00 <MiaOneness> 5 years ago
33:00 <MiaOneness> but in reality 6
33:00 <psidawg> i only move in with dad 10 yrs ago
33:00 <psidawg> i grew up in maidstone
34:00 <MiaOneness> ah ok
34:00 <psidawg> just up the rd
34:00 <MiaOneness> hows st albans going?
34:00 <MiaOneness> go to brimbank or watergardens?
34:00 <psidawg> balarat road & ashley street
34:00 <psidawg> grew up theere
34:00 <MiaOneness> i was off main rd west
34:00 <MiaOneness> lahy street
34:00 <psidawg> a shit hole
34:00 <MiaOneness> its alright, got to love it though
34:00 <psidawg> they're bulding up st alabsn & ginifer stations
34:00 <MiaOneness> to what?
34:00 <psidawg> u will not recognise it mia if u've been outta aus that long
35:00 <psidawg> hang on
35:00 <MiaOneness> really?
35:00 <psidawg> lemme google feewpics 4 u
35:00 <psidawg> yup
35:00 <psidawg> brb
35:00 <MiaOneness> i look forward to the visit
35:00 <psidawg> u should
35:00 <psidawg> =] come back home love
35:00 <MiaOneness> i will i will.. i just need pep talks
35:00 <MiaOneness> to get me through the wait
35:00 <psidawg> mia, would google earth works in cy?
35:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
36:00 <psidawg> yeh well google earth ginifer station
36:00 <psidawg> u know how furlong rd & main rd crossing used 2be?
36:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
36:00 <psidawg> well the train tacks goesunderground now
36:00 <MiaOneness> noway
36:00 <psidawg> yup
36:00 <MiaOneness> the guy sold out in the end
36:00 <MiaOneness> they were waiting to buy someone out to do it
36:00 <psidawg> who?
37:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know the name
37:00 <MiaOneness> somene wouldnt sell
37:00 <MiaOneness> thats the word on the street
37:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> They taking away rail crossing over melbourne
37:00 <psidawg> oh
37:00 <MiaOneness> m de gai waa man
37:00 <MiaOneness> alferida st?
37:00 <MiaOneness> you go there?
37:00 <psidawg> not really
37:00 <MiaOneness> ah
37:00 <psidawg> parents shops there on weekend
37:00 <psidawg> i'm just a bum at home
37:00 <MiaOneness> ah at the markets
37:00 <psidawg> walking me doggie
37:00 <psidawg> =]
37:00 <MiaOneness> ah cools
37:00 <psidawg> WOW
37:00 <psidawg> we're so close
37:00 <MiaOneness> yeah..
37:00 <psidawg> small small world
38:00 <MiaOneness> it is..
38:00 <psidawg> =]
38:00 <MiaOneness> you know Huy from St Albans
38:00 <psidawg> highscholl?
38:00 <MiaOneness> kings park
38:00 <psidawg> dunno prolli
38:00 <psidawg> 2many gooks
38:00 <MiaOneness> lolol psi
38:00 <psidawg> prim?
38:00 <MiaOneness> high
38:00 <psidawg> ahok
38:00 <MiaOneness> they changed the name to copperfiled
38:00 <MiaOneness> my daughter is a st albans born and bred
39:00 <MiaOneness> im proud of her
39:00 <MiaOneness> hahah
39:00 <psidawg> i'm like right nextto ginifer
39:00 <MiaOneness> ah was gonna rent there long time ago, but too scummy
39:00 <psidawg> she's in the area too?
39:00 <MiaOneness> know where oyu mean
39:00 <MiaOneness> yeah she in Melobunre, thank god
39:00 <psidawg> nah st albans change
39:00 <MiaOneness> thats one less ticket for now
39:00 <psidawg> u know the bingo?
39:00 <MiaOneness> and less school hassle
39:00 <MiaOneness> yes .. near big sam
40:00 <psidawg> well the factory opposite the stalbans bingo
40:00 <psidawg> that whole block
40:00 <psidawg> is cairnlea's style new houses now
40:00 <MiaOneness> noway
40:00 <MiaOneness> cairlea.. thats st alabsn amn
40:00 <MiaOneness> man
40:00 <psidawg> a house few street away just broke the 800k sold
40:00 <MiaOneness> nowayyyyy
40:00 <psidawg> not too scummy no more
40:00 <MiaOneness> good on for the 'burbs
40:00 <tozza[mobile]>  psidawg yeh got ps4
40:00 <ubuntu-tr> helo
40:00 <MiaOneness> im proud of that little town
41:00 <psidawg> a house on alfredda, right near the library
41:00 <tozza[mobile]> I use it for youtube only
41:00 <psidawg> 1.4mil
41:00 <psidawg> 2 weeks ago
41:00 <MiaOneness> nowayyyyyyyyyyy
41:00 <tozza[mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/aaGCDI6.jpg
41:00 <MiaOneness> alfreida is good though, but it fucking stinks lol
41:00 <psidawg> yer lol
41:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes u do tozza lol
41:00 <psidawg> so wat, u've been in cyprus for 5 6 yrs?
41:00 <MiaOneness> nah 4.5 but been back for 6 months and 1 week during the time
42:00 <psidawg> ah ok
42:00 <MiaOneness> went back at least 4-6 times
42:00 <MiaOneness> back and fro, when i was seperated until the cash ran out
43:00 <psidawg> mia
43:00 <psidawg> http://levelcrossings.vic.gov.au/crossings/furlong-main
43:00 <Agent> YAY PIZZA TIME BRB GOING TO PICK IT UP
44:00 <MiaOneness> NEAT
44:00 <MiaOneness> i like it, use to look shit house
45:00 <psidawg> yup
45:00 <psidawg> there's elevators n all
45:00 <psidawg> oh and we have Myki now
45:00 <MiaOneness> yeah like Watergardens
45:00 <MiaOneness> yeah I just made that
45:00 <psidawg> not the paper train ticket no more lol
46:00 <MiaOneness> but never bought one
46:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> That shit system
46:00 <MiaOneness> I was there, didnt know what to do
46:00 <psidawg> come back =]
46:00 <psidawg> home is always home
46:00 <MiaOneness> i will iwill, the bowling is gone from sunshine?
46:00 <MiaOneness> go you go to sunshine village?
46:00 <psidawg> westside 4 lyfe
46:00 <psidawg> =P
46:00 <MiaOneness> or watergardens hoyts
46:00 <MiaOneness> westsiddddddee lol
46:00 <psidawg> i just download torrents
46:00 <MiaOneness> ah
46:00 <psidawg> havent cinema for yonks
46:00 <MiaOneness> fair enough
47:00 <psidawg> wat sunshine bowling?
47:00 <psidawg> it's closed
47:00 <psidawg> hahahaa
47:00 <MiaOneness> there use be bowling theer
47:00 <psidawg> gone lovey
47:00 <MiaOneness> now watergarden s has bowling though
47:00 <psidawg> u mean albion station?
47:00 <MiaOneness> yea somewhere there
47:00 <psidawg> yeah watergardens has
48:00 <psidawg> but the albion 1 is gone
48:00 <psidawg> it's a massive train station carpark now
48:00 <MiaOneness> watergardens gonna be bigger than highpoint
48:00 <psidawg> yup
48:00 <psidawg> they upgraded few yrs ago
48:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> U mean stabpoint lol
49:00 <psidawg> huh spainish?
49:00 <psidawg> no g
49:00 <psidawg> too old for that
49:00 <psidawg> snk r fags
49:00 <MiaOneness> whats snk
49:00 <tozza[mobile]> Haha
49:00 <psidawg> a shitty viet gang
49:00 <MiaOneness> ah
49:00 <tozza[mobile]> Snk is the company who makes neo geo
49:00 <psidawg> dad wants to sell up & move to melton
49:00 <psidawg> =(
50:00 <MiaOneness> i feel like eating asian food from alferida cuz of you LOL
50:00 <tozza[mobile]> I here its hot in melton
50:00 <psidawg> tozz snk, St. albans N Kingparks gang
50:00 <psidawg> lol 
50:00 <MiaOneness> Kings Park gang LOLOL
51:00 <psidawg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97pV1VB_C34
51:00 <psidawg> =P
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vietnamese Gang Music Video (Oct 8, 2008) Length: 4:33 - Category: Comedy - 250,927 views views - 1,118 likes (85.7%), 186 dislikes (14.3%)
51:00 <MiaOneness> fuck video is still retrstricted
51:00 <psidawg> hahah
51:00 <MiaOneness> cant see anything anymore :D
51:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ppl call high point . Stabpoint of stabbings psidawg
51:00 <MiaOneness> really, theres been stabbings?
51:00 <^pHANTOM^> :O
52:00 <tozza[mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/ysuGZPH.jpg
52:00 <psidawg> mia, u prolli install some anti virus/internet filter that blocks everything
52:00 <psidawg> oh lol spanish
52:00 <psidawg> highpoint was my high time days
52:00 <psidawg> get it HIGHpoint?
52:00 <MiaOneness> same same.. use to chill at La Porchetta
52:00 <psidawg> lol
52:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Spanish is on Sth east side lol
53:00 <MiaOneness> I MISS AUSTRALIA :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
53:00 <MiaOneness> Crowd fund me bitches lol
53:00 <psidawg> spanish is a springy hoe
53:00 <psidawg> =P
53:00 <psidawg> dooma
53:00 <MiaOneness> DOLMAAAAAAAAAAA
53:00 <tozza> DOHMAH YOU CAC
53:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> nope psidawg
53:00 <MiaOneness> lol
53:00 <psidawg> tozz eats cac
53:00 <psidawg> brb vb
54:00 <tozza> C`AC BRO
54:00 <tozza> psidawg
54:00 <tozza> ancom vi ca
54:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> grow up very common area lol
55:00 <psidawg> where in sth east r u spain?
55:00 <psidawg> WOW
55:00 <psidawg> who taught u that tozz
56:00 <psidawg> that's a resturant meal
56:00 <psidawg> like Pho
56:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I grow up Sth Caulfield area
56:00 <psidawg> if u come back here mia
56:00 <psidawg> is ur family following u?
57:00 <psidawg> hope ur mum is too
57:00 <psidawg> nothing's better than home
57:00 <psidawg> strayyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
57:00 <psidawg> =]
58:00 <Agent> YAY PIZZA
58:00 <tozza> one of me best mates is viest
58:00 <tozza> lol
59:00 <tozza> eat rice n fish mofo
59:00 <psidawg> do share
59:00 <psidawg> how much agent?
59:00 <psidawg> what a tight cunt
00:00 <psidawg> prolli shoving them slices up his arse
00:00 <psidawg> =p
00:00 <Agent> 16 bux
00:00 <Agent> For large
01:00 <psidawg> rip off bro
01:00 <psidawg> lol
01:00 <psidawg> that's delivered price
01:00 <Agent> Everything's more expensive in Sydney
01:00 <MiaOneness> nah on my own, thats why its a big deal psidawg
01:00 <psidawg> oh yeh
01:00 <psidawg> u're a star's cunt
01:00 <psidawg> sorz
01:00 <MiaOneness> because if i moved back, wont see them ever again
01:00 <psidawg> bad memo
01:00 <psidawg> =P
01:00 <psidawg> wat?
02:00 <MiaOneness> just had three slices of pepperoni pizza
02:00 <psidawg> ur mum wants to stay in cyprus 4eva?
02:00 <MiaOneness> hmf feeling content
02:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Whys that MiaOneness
02:00 <MiaOneness> she lives here
02:00 <MiaOneness> this is my mothers country
02:00 <psidawg> isnt she aust citizen?
02:00 <MiaOneness> my country is australia
02:00 <MiaOneness> she is, but she was born in cyprus, and moved the family here 20 years ago
02:00 <MiaOneness> or more
02:00 <MiaOneness> she wont come back
02:00 <psidawg> yeah i know, but usually if ya got aus citizen, u cant go back and stay back at ur home country
02:00 <psidawg> like me
02:00 <MiaOneness> and quite frankly im use to that
03:00 <MiaOneness> yeah? you cant goback?
03:00 <psidawg> there's no way i could go back to commie vietnam permanently
03:00 <psidawg> nope
03:00 <MiaOneness> ar
03:00 <MiaOneness> different policies
03:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I've been to Vietnam
03:00 <psidawg> how long ur mum has been in cy ?
03:00 <MiaOneness> decades
03:00 <psidawg> but u were bron here?
03:00 <MiaOneness> aus
04:00 <MiaOneness> she moved back when i was 11
04:00 <psidawg> so ur mum had u, n then pretty much move back permanently?
04:00 <psidawg> ah ok
04:00 <MiaOneness> yes
04:00 <psidawg> damn
04:00 <MiaOneness> when i was 11 she moved to cyprus, and i left at 16 on my own
04:00 <psidawg> i dont think she's able to live in aust no more
04:00 <psidawg> i may be wrong
04:00 <MiaOneness> and lvied in aus, until i got seperated
04:00 <MiaOneness> she can
04:00 <MiaOneness> she just doesnt choose to
05:00 <psidawg> wel..
05:00 <psidawg> u can
05:00 <MiaOneness> i can of course
05:00 <MiaOneness> im different
05:00 <psidawg> do u have any other family/relos back in aus?
05:00 <MiaOneness> brb y'all.. need a smoke after 3 slices of pizza
05:00 <MiaOneness> no i dont
05:00 <psidawg> not counting ur ex husb's 
05:00 <MiaOneness> jsut my daughter
05:00 <psidawg> oh damn
05:00 <MiaOneness> brb
06:00 <psidawg> whre u stay spain?
06:00 <psidawg> ho chi minh?
06:00 <psidawg> the shithole?
08:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Stay few places did tour of Vietnam, Cambodia & Thailand
09:00 <psidawg> did u cross the street by urself successfully?
09:00 <psidawg> lol
10:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes. But scary at 1st few times
10:00 <psidawg> haaa
10:00 <psidawg> i knew it
10:00 <psidawg> dw man
10:00 <psidawg> same here
10:00 <psidawg> lol
11:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Which city is sailing club in lol
11:00 <psidawg> i'm as estranged as any foreinger, even though my parents r viet
11:00 <psidawg> not sure, where's that?
11:00 <psidawg> prolli south bro
11:00 <psidawg> south is more prosporous than north
11:00 <psidawg> north's a chink-like shithole
12:00 <psidawg> me family's southerners
12:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I remember where beach city there's place we went call sailing club
12:00 <psidawg> the commies got greedy n attacked... yanks pulled out... and commie took over
12:00 <psidawg> proli Nha Trang
12:00 <psidawg> beach side resort town
13:00 <psidawg> like thai's Phu ket
14:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> http://www.sailingclubnhatrang.com/
14:00 <psidawg> yeah nha trang
14:00 <psidawg> it's a small torurist town
14:00 <psidawg> like 1 /3 from south to north
15:00 <psidawg> but still south
15:00 <psidawg> beautiful place
15:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I was drinking buckets drinks
15:00 <psidawg> did u go on that wire ride thingy
15:00 <psidawg> that takes u to the island?
15:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> the bucket drink was small there
15:00 <psidawg> wat do u call them
15:00 <psidawg> suspension train thing
16:00 <psidawg> hmm
16:00 <psidawg> hang on
16:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I can't remember lol
16:00 <Tim-Sim> sky lift?
16:00 <psidawg> similar, i know wat to think tim, but i 4got the word
16:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Cambodia buckets drinks was bigger than Vietnam lol
16:00 <psidawg> massive poles...
16:00 <Agent> Monorail?
16:00 <psidawg> those thing that carry u up on mount buller
17:00 <MiaOneness> just had pizza too Agent
17:00 <psidawg> yeah similar agent
17:00 <MiaOneness> pepperoni
17:00 <Agent> :P
17:00 <Agent> I got lots of sausage on this thing
17:00 <psidawg> those ride
17:00 <Agent> It's beautiful
17:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Mmm pizza
17:00 <MiaOneness> Ah..im tired, want to sleep but its onyl 7pm
17:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I want pizza now lol
17:00 <Agent> I gots to stay awake for another 6 hours at least
18:00 <psidawg> http://www.priceline.com/vinpearl-resort-nha-trang-nha-trang-khanh-hoa-1901729-hd.hotel-reviews-hotel-guides
18:00 <psidawg> wat do u call that guys?
18:00 <psidawg> the ride thingy
18:00 <Agent> That thing is called a chairlift
18:00 <MiaOneness> a sky life
19:00 <MiaOneness> lift
19:00 <psidawg> yeah
19:00 <psidawg> lol
19:00 <psidawg> =P
19:00 <Agent> Well
19:00 <Agent> Actually I think a chairlift is the much smaller one that you get on ski slopes
19:00 <Agent> Just a bench with a beam across your lap
19:00 <Agent> That's a chairlift
19:00 <psidawg> well similar bro
19:00 <Agent> That thing you posted, that's probably called something else
19:00 <psidawg> there's a massive resort and miss universe 2008 was held at
19:00 <MiaOneness> going to bed for a nap, gnite
20:00 <Agent> See you in a bit Mia baby
20:00 <psidawg> it's an island like 1km off the coast, so u have to go on the lift to go there
20:00 <psidawg> but yeh
20:00 <psidawg> =]
20:00 <psidawg> i'm so stupid
20:00 <psidawg> did u go on that spanish?
21:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Nite Mia, have a good sleep
21:00 <psidawg> delay much?
22:00 <psidawg> =P
22:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Not sure psidawg
22:00 <psidawg> lalalala
22:00 <psidawg> girl's gone
22:00 <psidawg> gloves r off
22:00 <psidawg> lets talk about hoe's
22:00 <psidawg> haaaa
22:00 <psidawg> u get laid in cambo or vn?
23:00 <psidawg> boringggggggggg
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
01:00 <psi\diablo3> nite
01:00 <JedStar> Evening all
03:00 <blyke> hi
46:00 <tozza[mobile]> Goodnight yall
48:00 <tozza[mobile]> 2:20 AM <Agent> See you in a bit Mia baby
28:00 <beagle> post me a link , fuckwits .
28:00 <beagle> to youtube
28:00 <beagle> i know youre all left brained
28:00 <beagle> im not .
28:00 <beagle> nope . not right now .
29:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC - Highway to Hell (Jul 29, 2012) Length: 3:29 - Category: Music - 51,987,641 views views - 236,506 likes (96.4%), 8,888 dislikes (3.6%)
29:00 <beehhh> were is mr hemmie
30:00 <beagle> its you , shimmon .
30:00 <beehhh> nate?
30:00 <beagle> whom ?
30:00 <beehhh> yes
30:00 <beehhh> it was me yesterday
30:00 <beehhh> mr hemmie
30:00 <beagle> yah why did we ask you twice or was it yesterday
30:00 <beagle> hey do you wanna fuck off
30:00 <beehhh> mr johnes homes
30:00 <beagle> just me .
30:00 <beehhh> calling mr hemmie
31:00 <beagle> i dont think anyone else calls them sir
31:00 <beehhh> chad england is dark n cold
31:00 <beehhh> i saw some ladies have vampire tooth
31:00 <beagle> yeah but i even told people about that
31:00 <beehhh> dont think they could survive at downunder
31:00 <beagle> shimmon youre the art of survival
32:00 <beehhh> i survived the alien lightening attack
32:00 <beehhh> but couldnt survive your immi
32:00 <beagle> you did ?
32:00 <beagle> what did you think ?
32:00 <beehhh> they are better
32:00 <beagle> whose better ? for what ?
32:00 <beehhh> better than people
32:00 <beagle> youre a nutcase
33:00 <beehhh> do you know women likes to breed and kill men
33:00 <beagle> cause youre a human , shimmon , dont need no control from them , sir
33:00 <beehhh> kill beagle sorry bill
33:00 <beehhh> they couldnt control me
33:00 <beagle> youre insane !
33:00 <beehhh> only women did
34:00 <beagle> then kill your fucking self n feel sorry
34:00 <beehhh> thrown me out like a piece of garbaqge
34:00 <beagle> you ARE a piece of grab n take .
34:00 <beehhh> what happen to you i also remember
34:00 <beehhh> if tilly was a human she'd left you by now
35:00 <beehhh> https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/7243283_f520.jpg
37:00 <beagle> i wouldnt quite like england cause im not from england im from austrlaia 
37:00 <beagle> wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too cold for me
37:00 <beehhh> the weather is great just cold n dark
38:00 <beagle> ugly
38:00 <beehhh> you will have severe pain here in england
38:00 <beehhh> people are better loooking than downunder
39:00 <beagle> tilllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy doesnt wanna leave me 
39:00 <beagle> and you wont either !
39:00 <beagle> so
39:00 <beagle> if youre human
39:00 <beagle> why dont you fuck off
39:00 <beehhh> wish i knew what you are looking for
40:00 <beehhh> under this milkyway tonight
40:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/kimberlygati2/
41:00 <beehhh> shes beautiful beagle
41:00 <beehhh> wish she could ride my arse
42:00 <beagle> you only has an ass
42:00 <beagle> ailer
42:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Not Afraid (Jun 4, 2010) Length: 4:19 - Category: Music - 942,150,859 views views - 4,704,202 likes (97.2%), 137,870 dislikes (2.8%)
42:00 <beagle> dont tell me youre so sorry . you just look after YOUR ASS
43:00 <beagle> DONT YOU FUCKING TELL ME YOURE SORRY
43:00 <beehhh> im not leaving uk mate
43:00 <beagle> then leave life 
43:00 <beehhh> you too mate
43:00 <beagle> cause no one wants you here .
43:00 <beagle> why the FUCK do you wanna cause misery on anyone ?
45:00 <beagle> grrrrrrrrrrrrrr @ your posts .
45:00 <beagle> you should have behaved yourself .
45:00 <beagle> you didnt
45:00 <MrHemmie> no i wont
45:00 <beagle> its why you ant come back 
45:00 <MrHemmie> too cold here i need to keep warm
45:00 <beagle> 6th eventist FUCK
46:00 <MrHemmie> i will break you in ice
46:00 <beagle> you complain too much to be a king , shimmon
46:00 <beagle> maybe i would win that fight .
47:00 <beagle> i would show you whose kind by showing the world your fucking skull on ice 
47:00 <beagle> dont fuck with me
47:00 <beagle> your bald head
47:00 <beagle> stuck 
47:00 <beagle> between mirrors
47:00 <beagle> how you like that , shimmon ?
47:00 <beagle> huh?
47:00 <beagle> how you like that ?
48:00 <MrHemmie> lest.we.have maccas
48:00 <MrHemmie> hehehe
48:00 <beagle> THEN SHUT UP 
48:00 <beagle> and surrender
48:00 <MrHemmie> how you like my hemmie beagle
48:00 <MrHemmie> like a clit
48:00 <beagle> your bald head sucks just like the rest of you does shimmon
48:00 <MrHemmie> surrender to whom?
48:00 <beagle> i hate you now so fuck off
48:00 <MrHemmie> you mad beagle
48:00 <MrHemmie> you drunk chadd
48:00 <beagle> IGNORED .
49:00 <beagle> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
49:00 <MrHemmie> ohh cool
49:00 <beagle> and fucking dont come back .
49:00 <MrHemmie> MrHemmie mate
49:00 <MrHemmie> pain in the arse
49:00 <MrHemmie> having coffee
49:00 <MrHemmie> -0 outside
34:00 <MrHemmie> minnie
34:00 <MrHemmie> straya for azn wimmin
34:00 <MrHemmie> here euro girls rule
40:00 <MrHemmie> england is way better
57:00 <carlOz> sup mia
00:00 <MiaOneness> hey carlOz
01:00 <MrHemmie> freezing my nuts off here in london
01:00 <MrHemmie> hope the sun comes out
02:00 <carlOz> likewise in melb
02:00 <carlOz> cold dark and shit 
04:00 <MrHemmie> http://realitysandwich.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/219251-SolarPanels-1024x535.jpg
08:00 <MrHemmie> british people are shorter due to the cold weather shrinks them much
15:00 <MrHemmie> https://groceries.asda.com/product/fish-fillets/asda-extra-special-barramundi-fillets/910002625928
22:00 <Kezzie> `voice Kezzie
37:00 <MrHemmie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkO_D0qov_s
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - So Empty Without Me (Guess Who's Back) (Apr 16, 2017) Length: 1:58 - Category: News & Politics - 18,589 views views - 266 likes (97.8%), 6 dislikes (2.2%)
47:00 <MrHemmie> http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/frozen-lamb?q=:relevance
06:00 <stevensdog> Morning junkies / crims / scum 
06:00 <stevensdog> :)
07:00 <stevensdog> Wheres ibiza he owes me protection monies
07:00 <stevensdog> tell him b1rd is after him....
07:00 <stevensdog> K ta
28:00 <stevensdog> Hey junky parasite
32:00 <amelia[junky]> morning glenn
32:00 <amelia[junky]> :)
33:00 <amelia[junky]> Boong scum
33:00 <amelia[junky]> my ancestors took your land... get over it.. we won.
34:00 <amelia[junky]> Now serve us black dawwwg
34:00 <amelia[junky]> :)
44:00 <amelia[junky]> Hey daddy
44:00 <amelia[junky]> are you my daddy skirmish? 
44:00 <amelia[junky]> why i haz two mums?
45:00 <amelia[junky]> In biology i learnt that....
45:00 <amelia[junky]> but in social studies they taught me
45:00 <amelia[junky]> haaaaahahaha
46:00 <amelia[junky]> You feeling ok..? You have turned a funny shade of white/yellow
47:00 <Skirmish> I guess amelia triggered you last night pretty badly. 
47:00 <Skirmish> You need to develop some coping mechanisms. 
50:00 <amelia[junky]> are u my daddy skirmish?
50:00 <amelia[junky]> why am i here?
50:00 <amelia[junky]> what is the purpose of life skirmish?
03:00 <Glenn> cool it amelia[junky]...
07:00 <Skirmish> amelia has obviously upset b1rd and he's been here for hours being butthurt by it. 
08:00 <Glenn> His butt will be hurt another way if he keeps trolling.
09:00 <Glenn> He should consider that to be a statement, not a threat.
47:00 <sluggz> Turds
52:00 <sluggz> Wake up cunce
04:00 <sluggz> Blyke!!!!!
04:00 <blyke> morning
04:00 <sluggz> Hey man
08:00 <blyke> lols coffee
08:00 <sluggz> Yep
08:00 <sluggz> Me 2
09:00 <sluggz> When I can be effed moving
09:00 <Skirmish> Hey blyke I found someone that is going to come and visit you. http://melbourne.backpage.com.au/FemaleEscorts/massive-rack-wet-t-shirt-korean-hottie-hot-curved-body-happy-persona-in-out-new-selfies/31975452
10:00 <blyke> huh?
10:00 <Skirmish> I'm going to shout you bro. PM me your address and I will send her around to visit you. 
10:00 <blyke> lmao
11:00 <sluggz> Not bad
11:00 <sluggz> Hmmmmm
11:00 <sluggz> Too Asian though
11:00 <Skirmish> I'm a nice guy. It's not like I would send him someone that looks like lumeah LOL
11:00 <sluggz> Fish sauce moot
11:00 <sluggz> Oh dear
13:00 <blyke> :/
14:00 <Skirmish> You're welcome blyke. 
14:00 <sluggz> Hello golem66
14:00 <blyke> didnt evne click
14:00 <blyke> even
14:00 <sluggz> Click it man
14:00 <sluggz> Boobies
14:00 <golem66> hey sluggz 
14:00 <sluggz> How are ya?
14:00 <blyke> cause sex wont solve wanting to have an emotional connection with somebody
15:00 <sluggz> Lol
15:00 <golem66> good thanks just checking out every irc network that's listed in hexchat with the most users
15:00 <sluggz> Oh yeah
15:00 <sluggz> Hexchat??
15:00 <Skirmish> Yeah yeah we can work on the emotional connection later but first you need to get a few loads off and stop being so high strung. 
15:00 <sluggz> Why not mirc?
15:00 <golem66> sluggz, yup the fork of xchat
15:00 <blyke> no bitches need to not lie and say they love me
15:00 <golem66> mirc is so 90s
15:00 <sluggz> Golem66 where u from?
16:00 <blyke> got nothing to do with fucken sex
16:00 <golem66> england
16:00 <sluggz> Cool
16:00 <Skirmish> You need to get laid blyke. That is beyond question. 
17:00 <sluggz> Blyke is a good looking man who could have any woman in Noble Park
17:00 <sluggz> Hello sanamati
17:00 <sanamati> glass you in the eye glenn
17:00 <sanamati> Again
17:00 <sluggz> Lols
17:00 <sanamati> Fuck off jew
17:00 <sluggz> Don't be racist
17:00 <sanamati> die.. gas chamber
17:00 <sluggz> We have new ircer
17:00 <sanamati> bbl
17:00 <sluggz> Omg
18:00 <sluggz> Anyone here with Vodafone pp?
18:00 <sluggz> Is it shit?
19:00 <golem66> Vodafone is shit in England it's probably shit there too
19:00 <poro> its shit in NZ too
19:00 <sluggz> Oh yeah
19:00 <sluggz> I'm with Telstra 
19:00 <sluggz> Fucking poop
20:00 <sluggz> Where bouts in England u at?
20:00 <sluggz> Lols
20:00 <golem66> sluggz, Hampshire
21:00 <blyke> morning Kelevra
22:00 <blyke> :) hugs
22:00 <sluggz> Hello 
22:00 <JedStar> Howdy Kelevra
22:00 <JedStar> Howdy blyke
22:00 <JedStar> howdy sluggz
22:00 <sluggz> Cool golem I'm in Melbourne
22:00 <sluggz> Hey jedstar
22:00 <JedStar> How are you doing sluggz??
22:00 <sluggz> Wow u actually talk??
22:00 <sluggz> I'm OK mate
22:00 <sluggz> Self
22:00 <sluggz> ?
23:00 <Kelevra> morning all, hows the day treating you?
23:00 <Skirmish> [09:18] <+sluggz> Anyone here with Vodafone pp?   <------ Nobody uses vodafone that can afford to use another provider that actually has a service to sell. 
23:00 <Glenn> Hey Kelevra! :)
23:00 <sluggz> Still in bed
24:00 <sluggz> Skirmish lies
24:00 <poro> morning Kelevra good here thanks
24:00 <sluggz> Who you with sperm?
24:00 <sluggz> Lebara
24:00 <sluggz> Probs kogan
25:00 <Skirmish> I am with Telstra. Wife is with Optus and sons mobile is Aldi. 
25:00 <sluggz> Who's that?
26:00 <sluggz> Mmmmmm
26:00 <Glenn> A troll.
26:00 <sluggz> I scored phone off friend but locked to voda
26:00 <Skirmish> Google how to unlock it. 
26:00 <sluggz> Might try anyway
26:00 <sluggz> Lololol
26:00 <Skirmish> What phone is it? 
27:00 <sluggz> S7
27:00 <Skirmish> https://unlock.vodafone.com.au/voila/handsetunlock/self-service.html?method=selectService
27:00 <sluggz> Have huawei as well voda locked
28:00 <Skirmish> Use that link. 
28:00 <sluggz> Cool thx
28:00 <Skirmish> Nice friend if they are just giving away S7's too. 
29:00 <sluggz> Very good friend
30:00 <Skirmish> Optus are probably the best mobile provider at the moment because they are offering unlimited steaming of Netflix on their 24mth plans. 
30:00 <sluggz> I'm on the huawei now using hotspot from my old Telstra huawei
30:00 <sluggz> I'm too poor for Netflix ATM starting work next week
31:00 <mrwuf> ( . Y . )
31:00 <sluggz> Only lol nipples
32:00 <sluggz> Lil
32:00 <Kelevra> telstra is supposed to be great but they have shitous reception
33:00 <sluggz> No they dont
33:00 <Kelevra> yeah in some rural parts they do
33:00 <sluggz> I've always had good reception
33:00 <sluggz> Its Telstra ffs
33:00 <sluggz> The best
33:00 <Skirmish> Telstra was by far the best in Newcastle but Optus have put more towers around the place and are just as good now. Wife just went to Optus for the cheaper deals and has as good or better reception compared to my telstra phone. 
33:00 <Kelevra> well try to go to copmanhurst and call an ambo and see what happens
33:00 <Kelevra> just sayin
34:00 <sluggz> No I wouldn't go there anyway so its fine
34:00 <Kelevra> optus works in copmanhurst
34:00 <sluggz> All good 
34:00 <Skirmish> $108 - Unlimited calls and text and 20GB data is a pretty good feal. 
34:00 <Skirmish> deal*
35:00 <sluggz> Yes
35:00 <Skirmish> Looking at making a return to Samsung and getting a Dex. 
35:00 <sluggz> Dex
35:00 <sluggz> ?
38:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's a docking station for the new Samsung 8's that makes the phone a mini PC. 
38:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/q4FvM71.gifv
38:00 <Skirmish> It's what I have missed with iOS is being able to plug my phone into the pc and use it without having to pick it up. Nokia had a really good PC Suite but not much has come close since. 
44:00 <Skirmish> The new Korn album isn't as good as I was hoping it would be. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Ed Sheeran however is on point. 
47:00 <Kelevra> lol
47:00 <Skirmish> New Fallout Boy album is out. 
47:00 <Skirmish> Reviews to follow. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Oh! It's only a 1 song pre release. 
51:00 <Kelevra> omg this churchie show on 7flix is so shit
55:00 <sluggz> Hi psikaar
01:00 <psidawg> now him 
01:00 <psidawg> not him
02:00 <sluggz> Lies
02:00 <sluggz> Why psi then??
02:00 <sluggz> Psikaar?
02:00 <psidawg> dawg
02:00 <psidawg> i dunno who psikaar is either slugzz
02:00 <psidawg> been seeing him around last few nights tho
03:00 <psidawg> i had this nick for 20+ yrs
04:00 <mrwuf> you joined 4 days after b1rd was z-lined
04:00 <sluggz> Lies boe
04:00 <mrwuf> you don't seem like him however because you are very kind and socially friendly to everyone here
04:00 <psidawg> i mean,  20 years, on & off?
05:00 <psidawg> i'm not him wuf
05:00 <psidawg> dunno y ppl think i'm b1ird's troll gang member
05:00 <psidawg> =p
05:00 <psidawg> morning spanihsh
06:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/NnuFXnl.gifv
06:00 <psidawg> lol @ chicken
06:00 <sluggz> Who are you then?
17:00 <Glenn>  I'll agree with that. That Nokia PC Suite was a very good feature.
18:00 <Glenn> psidawg ---> [10:17] -NickOP- Registered  : Tue Apr 18 01:17:34 2017 GMT ...are you sure " i had this nick for 20+ yrs" ?
19:00 <mrwuf> some of these are awesome http://imgur.com/r/DIY
35:00 <psidawg> omg, i mean on & off
35:00 <psidawg> i'm new, there, who cares lol
35:00 <Glenn> :P~~~
35:00 <psidawg> and i'm not b1ird, or psiakr
35:00 <psidawg> psikaar was here last nite
36:00 <psidawg> the same time as me, so i cant b him
36:00 <psidawg> morning glen
36:00 <Glenn> hi
36:00 <sluggz> Hi glenn
38:00 <Glenn> ...and sluggz
38:00 <sluggz> Sup dawg
47:00 <ruscal> got a new phone yesterday, was pretty good how i didnt set the alarm on it last night for this morning
47:00 <Kelevra> lol
56:00 <Tim-Sim> Kelevra: Dr Phil on today?
00:00 <mrwuf> HeHe
05:00 <Kelevra> of course
05:00 <Kelevra> it's a 2nd part aswell
05:00 <Kelevra> this chick is obsessed with telling men she's pregnant with twins after having sex with them once
05:00 <Kelevra> and she extorts them for money
05:00 <Kelevra> she's completely bonkers
06:00 <Kelevra> like she broke into this dudes house and when he called the cops she jumped off his 2nd story balcony
06:00 <Kelevra> and then she got arrested by the police and threw herself out of their car
06:00 <Kelevra> and then in court faked pregnancy so she didn't have to go to jail
06:00 <Kelevra> I adore crazy nutbag people
06:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
07:00 <Kelevra> like she always says pregnant with twins
07:00 <mrwuf> lmao
08:00 <Tim-Sim> shell get her comeuppance
08:00 <Kelevra> and she even dr'd her face onto a womans body who was holding 2 stillborn twins
08:00 <Kelevra> and she told everyone they were hers that died
08:00 <Kelevra> but she's never even been pregnant
08:00 <Tim-Sim> what is wrong with her?
08:00 <mrwuf> maybe she adopted the pregnancy thing when she got fat and fell in love with the special privileges society affords pregnant woman
08:00 <Kelevra> I don't know, maybe she gets off on being a compulsive liar
08:00 <mrwuf> as she grew fatter it morphed into twins
09:00 <mrwuf> yeah she loves attention
09:00 <Kelevra> they haven't put her on the show yet, yesterday was her friends telling all this stuff
09:00 <Kelevra> so today she's going to be on
09:00 <mrwuf> else why agree to go on dr phil
09:00 <Kelevra> so I'm hell interested
09:00 <mrwuf> maybe her father left family early and her mother was not very loving
10:00 <Kelevra> one of the guys was married so he paid her to shut up about her pregnancies then later found out she was lying
10:00 <mrwuf> so these extraordinary behaviours are her way of securing the attention she craves
10:00 <Kelevra> yeah but she's just making her friends hate her
11:00 <mrwuf> its a illness
11:00 <Kelevra> I've never faked a pregnancy, usually when I find out I'm pregnant I cry
11:00 <Kelevra> cause i'm like 'OH FUCK'
11:00 <Kelevra> I don't go running around telling everyone
11:00 <Kelevra> maybe she likes the attention
11:00 <mrwuf> so many people are fully functioning adults with warped realities and you don't usually notice them in brief encounters it takes a long time from them to go from quirky to ill
12:00 <Kelevra> true
12:00 <mrwuf> I suppose we all live in fantasy its part of having an imagination, we dream about our holidays, our children's futures, our retirement
12:00 <mrwuf> what if we won lottery etc
13:00 <mrwuf> sometimes some people can let those two mental spaces intersect 
13:00 <psidawg> it's fridayyyy yay
13:00 <psidawg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq-4vIIJO30
13:00 <Jon> Youtube: Sophie B. Hawkins - As I Lay Me Down (Oct 25, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 1,924,382 views views - 5,945 likes (98%), 122 dislikes (2%)
13:00 <Kelevra> if I won the lottery I wouldn't know what to do
13:00 <mrwuf> I think conmen are particularly adapt as are actors
14:00 <Kelevra> I'd probably get a house keeper for a few days a week
14:00 <mrwuf> they imagine a reality and become the character, only theres a level of awareness in what they are doing... the ill people lack this 
14:00 <mrwuf> I don't think i'd change much at all
14:00 <Kelevra> well I doubt this chick is even taking life serious
14:00 <mrwuf> maybe buy a boat
15:00 <Kelevra> so Tim-Sim it's channel 33 @ 11:30, channel 10 @ 12pm, channel 76 @ 1pm
16:00 <Tim-Sim> the same episode of Dr Phil?
16:00 <Kelevra> channel 10 @ 2pm, then the dishes then judge judy will be on then 3:30 the vacuuming then 4pm come dine with me on channel 94
16:00 <Kelevra> nah it's the 2nd part where the crazy bitch comes on
16:00 <Kelevra> her friends were on yesterday giving dr phil the backround story
16:00 <Kelevra> on the previews it lookedl ike the crazy lady walks off stage
17:00 <Kelevra> well lets be honest, she waddles off stage
17:00 <Tim-Sim> what is on channel 33 at 11:30pm?
17:00 <Kelevra> mystery diners
17:00 <mrwuf> ya the ego has ways of protecting itself
17:00 <Kelevra> they plant cams in resturants and see who is ripping them off
17:00 <mrwuf> fat people for example often don't believe they are obese or that they are healthy or normal 
17:00 <mrwuf> and maybe they are?
18:00 <Kelevra> I've known a heap of fat people
18:00 <Kelevra> all have problems
18:00 <Kelevra> breathing and sleeping
18:00 <mrwuf> have you ever met a fat person who has talked to you about their dieting and weight loss and then you went to lunch  with them and they ordered two meals plus sides
18:00 <Kelevra> yeah
18:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, yes mrwuf 
18:00 <mrwuf> "its only diet coke"
18:00 <Kelevra> and I've had the 'why am I not like you'
19:00 <mrwuf> "this burger has salad its basically a salad with bread"
19:00 <Kelevra> which makes ME feel bad so how that works i'll never know
19:00 <Kelevra> even my partner puts himself down but you should see the shit he eats
19:00 <Kelevra> I've never seen him eat anything green
19:00 <mrwuf> "potatoes are a vegetable these chips count as veggies" etc
19:00 <Kelevra> not even a pickle on a burger
19:00 <Tim-Sim> I went to Fish n Greasy's with a friend of a friend, she was always on about how she puts on weight real easy but never eats much. She ordered sooo much food. 
19:00 <mrwuf> I love bananas
20:00 <Kelevra> so does my dad
20:00 <mrwuf> cheap, easy to blend, healthy
20:00 <Tim-Sim> Like 5 potato cakes, hamburger, dim sims, chips...
20:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim lol she sounds like she's making up a cover story
20:00 <Kelevra> holy shit just reading that I got heartburn
20:00 <mrwuf> its like your dr phil lady
20:00 <mrwuf> we lie to ourselves everyday
20:00 <Kelevra> I don't lie to myself
20:00 <Kelevra> I know I'm not fat but I sure as hell am not healthy
21:00 <mrwuf> sometimes a kind lie is easier to swallow than an uncomfortable truth
21:00 <mrwuf> I'm actually really good at estimating body fat percentages if you want to send me picture in your underwear
21:00 <Kelevra> lmao
22:00 <Kelevra> that probably has worked before
22:00 <mrwuf> I kinda like chubby woman
22:00 <mrwuf> I like skinny woman 2
22:00 <Kelevra> tomorrow is a sad day but with a shining light cause it's payday
22:00 <mrwuf> what about u Tim-Sim 
22:00 <Kelevra> so you just love the vadge
22:00 <Kelevra> good to know
23:00 <Tim-Sim> I do not like chubby woman much
23:00 <Tim-Sim> women
23:00 <mrwuf> feminists attack!!
23:00 <mrwuf> yeah not obese jus a lil chubb is fine
23:00 <Tim-Sim> and I fucking HATE fat feminists and all that fat acceptance crap
24:00 <Kelevra> it's cause they're gay and bored
24:00 <mrwuf> woman with short dyed hair with unnatural colours and sort of round body shape I don't even attempt talking with
24:00 <Tim-Sim> lol mrwuf 
24:00 <Tim-Sim> was just about to say, fat, blue hair = dyke
24:00 <Kelevra> I've noticed this grey hair trend on young women
24:00 <mrwuf> they hate men
24:00 <Kelevra> I'm not liking it
24:00 <Tim-Sim> yes Kelevra, same here
25:00 <Tim-Sim> dying their hair grey, like wtf?
25:00 <mrwuf> imagine dr phil with a head of hair saying what he says
25:00 <mrwuf> hair on head is a big part of a persons face and without it you can get away with more
25:00 <mrwuf> its like how wearing glasses makes people assume you are more intelligent
26:00 <Kelevra> it's a stupid trend they'll someday regret
26:00 <mrwuf> i like natural
26:00 <Kelevra> I went to karingal hub and couldn't count how many silly women had grey hair
26:00 <Kelevra> I haven't dyed my hair in years, I'm too lazy to maintain it
26:00 <Tim-Sim> died grey?
27:00 <Tim-Sim> dyed
27:00 <Kelevra> and i haven't cut it in god knows how long
27:00 <Tim-Sim> at the pub?
27:00 <mrwuf> my black cat has a single grey/white whisker on her chin
27:00 <mrwuf> this trend is out of control
27:00 <Kelevra> lol
27:00 <Kelevra> your cats a hipster
27:00 <mrwuf> HeHe
28:00 <Kelevra> nah karingal hub
28:00 <Kelevra> it's a shopping centre
29:00 <Kelevra> I don't know why they call it a hub
30:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDCm8fhl-50
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pet Rescue Commercial - Saturday Night Live (May 11, 2014) Length: 4:39 - Category: Entertainment - 3,193,052 views views - 20,316 likes (97.2%), 579 dislikes (2.8%)
32:00 <ruscal> my cat thinks she is uber eats
32:00 <ruscal> lives in the uber eats bag, happy to be carried around in it
34:00 <ruscal> does anyone else give their pets nick names ?
34:00 <Kelevra> not really
34:00 <mrwuf> do u deliver food for uber cool
34:00 <Kelevra> oh wait i used to call my ex's dog che che
35:00 <Kelevra> his name was cheech
35:00 <ruscal> my cats name is "daneyres the duchess mother of dragons"  which gets shortened to dnay nay which becomes nay nay chicken then became nene chicken and now we call her chicken
36:00 <ruscal> she doesnt meow she chirps so most of the time i call her chirpy chicken
37:00 <Lo_Pan> chirpy chirpster
37:00 <Lo_Pan> my cat chirps when he sees birds and things to chase
38:00 <ruscal> nay nay is an inside cat, she has toys she plays with and attacks, she chirps just as she lands on one of them after a pounce
39:00 <Kelevra> my ex's cat used to play fetch
39:00 <Kelevra> it was pretty cool
40:00 <Lo_Pan> im trying to get mine to play fetch atm
40:00 <Lo_Pan> sometimes brings it back
40:00 <Tim-Sim> I need a big heavy duty tarp, some tent pegs and some ocky straps 
41:00 <mrwuf> are you going on a date tim
41:00 <Kelevra> we had a stair case and i once threw a bouncy ball down and she slid threw one of the gaps and i had to run down to the bottom floor and catch her lol
41:00 <ruscal> nay nay plays fetch sometimes, she has a little brown mouse she does it with when shes in the mood
41:00 <Tim-Sim> close mrwuf 
41:00 <Tim-Sim> going to stick it over my ute and sleep in it
42:00 <ruscal> going to be pretty cold this time of year
42:00 <mrwuf> what about dis https://www.arb.com.au/products/canopies
46:00 <aliasd> fark i hate to sleep in a ute tray
47:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, it will be cold
48:00 <Tim-Sim> I already have a ladder rack mrwuf 
49:00 <mrwuf> have u seen those ARB Simpsons III tents
49:00 <Tim-Sim> no
49:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPVZ4S14ajQ
49:00 <Kelevra> going cmaping or becoming homeless?
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Setting Up the ARB Simpson III Rooftop Tent (Jul 21, 2011) Length: 6:39 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 115,825 views views - 122 likes (73.1%), 45 dislikes (26.9%)
49:00 <Kelevra> camping*
50:00 <DoC> bbl.
51:00 <Tim-Sim> |I think they are pretty expensive mrwuf 
51:00 <Tim-Sim> camping Kelevra 
51:00 <mrwuf> yeah 
53:00 <mrwuf> are you going on a fishing trip
53:00 <Tim-Sim> no
54:00 <Tim-Sim> hang gliding
54:00 <Tim-Sim> bbs, transferring to loungeroom
55:00 <Kelevra> hang gliding
55:00 <Kelevra> wtf
57:00 <aliasd> heh
57:00 <aliasd> hang glider enthusiasts are a weird bunch
58:00 <Kelevra> for sure
02:00 <mrwuf> cool
03:00 <Kelevra> dr phil
04:00 <BlackDevil> pretty small wang
05:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim dr phil!
05:00 <Tim-Sim> what channel
05:00 <Kelevra> 10
05:00 <Tim-Sim> I am on ten, it is Maxwell Smart
05:00 <Kelevra> she says shes 25wks pregnant
05:00 <Kelevra> that's channel 1
05:00 <Kelevra> you need channel 10
05:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
05:00 <Tim-Sim> got it
06:00 <Kelevra> dr phil thinks she's catfishing him
06:00 <Kelevra> lol
06:00 <Kelevra> he's so hip
08:00 <Kelevra> dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
08:00 <Kelevra> oh hes putting the word down
10:00 <Kelevra> who do you think would win a fight between dr phil and malcom turnbull
10:00 <Kelevra> or tony abbot and obama
15:00 <mrwuf> the world
15:00 <mrwuf> tony abbott fights dirty but obama could convince him to become ally
17:00 <Kelevra> obama is fairly sit but then again so is abbot
17:00 <mrwuf> I don't think physical violence is a tool anyone other than abbott of those four would have in their skill set 
18:00 <mrwuf> dr phil gives me the impression he can handle himself but he's more a language master and he'd be gone before a confrontation or he'd diffuse the situation or make a distraction or anything really but I believe he could comfortably restrain an adult
18:00 <Kelevra> yeah he used to play football
19:00 <mrwuf> https://img.memesuper.com/31d8e00311e328dcbf59c01e0c4afb9b_abbott-gollum-memejpg-tony-abbott-memes-gollum_500-315.jpeg
19:00 <mrwuf> id put my money on him cos he's the least gentlemen of the bunch 
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah
21:00 <mrwuf> you could probably beat up all the woman in here
21:00 <Kelevra> me?
21:00 <mrwuf> maybe
21:00 <Kelevra> have you seen irc women
22:00 <mrwuf> nope
22:00 <Kelevra> some be huge
22:00 <mrwuf> have 2 be nibble
22:00 <mrwuf> nimble 
23:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/sGlqHk8.gifv
23:00 <Kelevra> what prance around them then poke them in the eye and while they're crying dance around them trying to kick and punch them
23:00 <Kelevra> seems like a whole bag of effort
25:00 <Tim-Sim> damn light keeps dropping my wifi
26:00 <Kelevra> light?
26:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
26:00 <Tim-Sim> I have this big LED flood light
26:00 <Kelevra> oh
27:00 <Tim-Sim> I am trying to reset my circadian rhythm
28:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
28:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
28:00 <Tim-Sim> she is BAD
28:00 <Kelevra> I know lol
29:00 <Kelevra> he's going to call the lapd on her
30:00 <Tim-Sim> oohy
30:00 <Kelevra> lol he's gone into dad mode
30:00 <Tim-Sim> yep
31:00 <Tim-Sim> I think a lot of people need that 
31:00 <Kelevra> she's such a bullshit artist
31:00 <Tim-Sim> going to have the quickest shower
32:00 <Kelevra> okay I'll think of you naked while you do that
32:00 <Kelevra> cripes I think mrwuf is rubbing off on me
33:00 <mrwuf> whoa whoa 
33:00 <Kelevra> I had too!
33:00 <mrwuf> I'm cooking potato wedges 4 lunch
34:00 <Kelevra> hrmm I'm concerned, I have a walk thru tomorrow and my friend (a male) told me he can help me with the girls so I was honest with my partner and now he wants to call off work for tomorrow
45:00 <mrwuf> sweet
48:00 <Kelevra> I suppose so
49:00 <Kelevra> it just caught me cause is he taking the day off cause someone else being a male offered to help
49:00 <Kelevra> seems weird
54:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, why lie about being pregnant to Dr Phil?
01:00 <Kelevra> he's going to make her do the test
01:00 <Kelevra> i wonder how she'll get out of it
02:00 <Kelevra> my sister took a positive pregnancy test of mine and took a photo of it and sent it to her bf and he dumped her
02:00 <Kelevra> she thought it was funny up until he dumped him
02:00 <Kelevra> he dumped her
02:00 <Tim-Sim> hmm
03:00 <Kelevra> shes pretty fucked up
04:00 <Kelevra> after that she climbed onto his balcony drunk with a stereo and sang to him trying to win him back but he told her to fuck off, they eventually got back together then she dumped him
04:00 <Kelevra> that's young love for you
04:00 <Kelevra> complete stupidity
05:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
06:00 <Kelevra> he was a dickhead, he ripped her nipple ring out in thailand
06:00 <Kelevra> and he was a hipster so she's better off without him
06:00 <Kelevra> but her new bf's face is annoying
07:00 <Kelevra> he also looks like a dirty hipster
07:00 <Kelevra> skinny 3/4 jeans and bonds tshirts
08:00 <Kelevra> imagine walking in the rain
08:00 <Kelevra> you'd get mad chaffage
09:00 <Tim-Sim> hi tozza[mobile] 
09:00 <tozza[mobile]> Wow Tim-Sim your on early
09:00 <tozza[mobile]> No work today bud?
09:00 <tozza[mobile]> Hi Tim-Sim
09:00 <Tim-Sim> hasn't started yet
09:00 <tozza[mobile]> Ohhh
09:00 <Tim-Sim> will leave in 15
10:00 <Tim-Sim> watching cheers
10:00 <Tim-Sim> Cheers
10:00 <tozza[mobile]> Lol
11:00 <Kelevra> hai tozza[mobile]
13:00 <tozza[mobile]> How iz yah
13:00 <Kelevra> good, being lazy, you??
16:00 <tozza[mobile]> Yeh just woke up
16:00 <tozza[mobile]> Devil45 wb
17:00 <tozza[mobile]> Why
17:00 <Devil45> but there is a bright spot to it - got the ebay item - now thats what i call express postage.'
17:00 <psidawg> y?
17:00 <psidawg> its friday
17:00 <Devil45> im not a friday fan
17:00 <tozza[mobile]> Dawgg
18:00 <psidawg> heylo tozz
18:00 <tozza[mobile]> Suppp
18:00 <Devil45> but its more the wet weather we seem to be getting
18:00 <tozza[mobile]> Yeah my nan is arriving from england tonight
19:00 <Tim-Sim> Pommy
19:00 <psidawg> does she have saggy titz like the queen?
19:00 <psidawg> =p
19:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
19:00 <tozza[mobile]> https://www.facebook.com/roosterteeth/videos/1352995668093298/
20:00 <tozza[mobile]> psidawg poor taste mate
20:00 <Devil45> bad question
20:00 <Devil45> just as bad as partay asking kez "hows your bum for grubs"
21:00 <tozza[mobile]> That is partays greeting
21:00 <Devil45> kez isnt from bondi
26:00 <Devil45> she going to stay long tozza (your nan)
27:00 <Tim-Sim> off to work
27:00 <tozza[mobile]>   1 month
27:00 <tozza[mobile]> Bye
27:00 <Tim-Sim> life sux
27:00 <Tim-Sim> bye
27:00 <Tim-Sim> :(
28:00 <Devil45> if nan = grandma...
28:00 <Devil45> grandparents on both sides of my family have been deceased for 30+ years.
28:00 <tozza[mobile]> Oh
30:00 <Devil45> you will be able to show off your consoles to her tozza
33:00 <tozza[mobile]> Lol isnt showing off to people who dont understand
34:00 <Devil45> maybe she isnt a gamer
38:00 <tozza[mobile]> Lol
39:00 <Kelevra> my fridge is too cold
40:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1C6bm52f5Q
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE EMOJI MOVIE - Trailer #2 (Apr 27, 2017) Length: 1:03 - Category: Comedy - 207,496 views views - 25,786 likes (99.4%), 152 dislikes (0.6%)
52:00 <tozza[mobile]> https://youtu.be/67oVjFHANGs
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Woodman Stage - Megaman 2 Music Extended (Aug 11, 2013) Length: 29:59 - Category: Music - 131,261 views views - 1,254 likes (99.3%), 9 dislikes (0.7%)
06:00 <mozza> afternoon all 
11:00 <tozza[mobile]> Well look what the cat dragged in
11:00 <tozza[mobile]> Hello long lost love
16:00 <blyke> lolllss
17:00 <blyke> sslllol
17:00 <blyke> lllssol
17:00 <blyke> olsslll
17:00 <blyke> the lols matrix
18:00 <blyke> dont owe for drugs now
18:00 <blyke> life is fixed
18:00 <blyke> no i can ignore door
18:00 <blyke> now
18:00 <blyke> :)
18:00 <Skirmish> Your life is in shambles. 
18:00 <Skirmish> You have obsessive addiction issues to multiple substances. 
18:00 <blyke> nup
19:00 <blyke> only tabaccoo
19:00 <blyke> and coffee
19:00 <blyke> i just do drugs rarely
19:00 <blyke> u dont know shit
19:00 <blyke> cunces
19:00 <blyke> now i quit drugs
19:00 <blyke> for good
19:00 <blyke> its over
19:00 <blyke> the fat woman sang
20:00 <blyke> adildo?
21:00 <Adil> blyke haha be nice haha lol
21:00 <blyke> adil adil adildo where fore art my dildo
21:00 <Skirmish> You will have had drugs again by this time next week
21:00 <blyke> no
21:00 <blyke> Skirmish
21:00 <blyke> i quit
21:00 <blyke> serious
21:00 <Skirmish> Yeah you will you junkie scumbag. 
21:00 <blyke> Adil told me too
21:00 <blyke> no i wont
21:00 <Adil> Skirmish a game on action 52 megadrive
21:00 <blyke> might have beer
22:00 <Adil> yeh lets fuckin have beer
22:00 <blyke> fucken oath
22:00 <Adil> better yet dolce bianco
22:00 <blyke> i used to drink with this chick
22:00 <blyke> she was nice
22:00 <blyke> drank more than me but
22:00 <blyke> lols
22:00 <blyke> dolce bianco
22:00 <blyke> is that white wine?
22:00 <blyke> or red still
22:00 <Adil> yeh
23:00 <blyke> white
23:00 <blyke> cool
23:00 <Adil> white nice
23:00 <blyke> white is best
23:00 <blyke> red is ew
23:00 <blyke> unless its port
23:00 <Adil> whats wrong with fuckin vb and carlton draught i had to move on to red bitter theyh are allways flat taste like sewer fermentation
23:00 <blyke> port and coke
23:00 <blyke> lols
23:00 <blyke> Adil
24:00 <blyke> i like overseas beer
24:00 <blyke> now
24:00 <blyke> becks is alright
24:00 <blyke> stella artios
24:00 <Adil> i was a vb fan for years
24:00 <blyke> vb is alright
24:00 <Adil> since my cellar got replaced with a dud
24:00 <Adil> the beer is flat
24:00 <blyke> but they change guy makes it
24:00 <blyke> so its different now
24:00 <blyke> the whole factory got sacked i heard
25:00 <Adil> mate its fricken disgusting
25:00 <blyke> and offered jobs back half pay
25:00 <blyke> or some shit
25:00 <blyke> wild turkey
25:00 <blyke> is best
25:00 <blyke> or jack
26:00 <Adil> yeh got some jack left
26:00 <blyke> lols
26:00 <blyke> nice
26:00 <blyke> how old u
26:00 <blyke> Adil
26:00 <blyke> 20 30s
26:00 <blyke> ?
27:00 <blyke> i got no smokes 
27:00 <blyke> i have to suffer no smokes
27:00 <blyke> to be safer
27:00 <blyke> now i dont want any drugs
27:00 <blyke> over it so bad
27:00 <blyke> just want beer
27:00 <blyke> they got some beer for 20$ slab
27:00 <blyke> near me
28:00 <blyke> fiji maybe
28:00 <Adil> 37
28:00 <blyke> or something
28:00 <blyke> or they had 2 days ago
28:00 <Adil> i just get all my booze stash delievered
28:00 <blyke> i used too
28:00 <blyke> now coles thinks i am teenager
28:00 <blyke> when i am 37
28:00 <blyke> lols
29:00 <blyke> its like
29:00 <blyke> cunces didnt deliver my smokes and booze
29:00 <blyke> and it fucked me up
29:00 <blyke> bad
29:00 <blyke> ended up have to borrow 50$
29:00 <blyke> and now i have no smokes
29:00 <blyke> so to that cunt if u come again
29:00 <blyke> might just kick u in head
29:00 <blyke> u lazy cunt
29:00 <tozza[mobile]> No one thinks your a teenager lol
29:00 <blyke> bring my smokes and grog next time
30:00 <blyke> broke as
30:00 <blyke> lols
30:00 <blyke> got like 8 leaf cones thhen nothing to smoke
30:00 <blyke> at all
31:00 <blyke> whats best grog website
31:00 <Skirmish> Tells everyone he quit drugs ... tells everyone he has 8 cones. 
31:00 <blyke> 4 now
31:00 <blyke> lols
31:00 <Skirmish> You junkie
31:00 <blyke> had 2 2 ups
31:00 <blyke> nah man
31:00 <blyke> cunce
32:00 <blyke> i dont like ppl
32:00 <blyke> anymore
32:00 <blyke> they take your siht
32:00 <blyke> shit
32:00 <blyke> some how something off u
32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah because you're a drug addict. 
32:00 <blyke> every one of them
32:00 <blyke> nah 
32:00 <blyke> i quit
32:00 <blyke> i reformed
32:00 <blyke> coffee lols
32:00 <mrwuf> how was your bday dinner Skirmish 
33:00 <mrwuf> body shots at the mens club
34:00 <Skirmish> It was a good night out. 
34:00 <blyke> lols
34:00 <mrwuf> did you pass lwaxana 
34:00 <blyke> u old cunt
34:00 <mrwuf> pASH
35:00 <blyke> i would
35:00 <blyke> Skirmish did ya
35:00 <Skirmish> You'd root your mother if the opportunity presented itself blyke. 
35:00 <blyke> bullshit
35:00 <Devil45> thats not nice
35:00 <mrwuf> dude bummer birthday perfect justification to demand kisses
35:00 <blyke> Devil45 i love u
36:00 <blyke> now i demand kisses
36:00 <mrwuf> the secret of staying young is, laugh a lot
36:00 <blyke> lols
36:00 <blyke> coffee
36:00 <Devil45> and a new lighter
36:00 <mrwuf> and moisturise 
36:00 <Devil45> blyke always needs a new one
37:00 <blyke> i need an older woman
37:00 <tozza[mobile]> 2:36 PM ⇐︎ zalambdodont quit ([email protected]): Z-Lined
37:00 <blyke> or a nice one
37:00 <blyke> smarter than me
38:00 <Kelevra> what's everyones plans for the weekend?
38:00 <Skirmish> Work
39:00 <blyke> having Kelevra bring over some beer and chill with me
39:00 <Kelevra> no can do
39:00 <blyke> dam
39:00 <blyke> one day
39:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish eh your weekends suck
40:00 <cole-pepper> Work for me too
40:00 <Skirmish> Wife's weekend at work too so it's ok. 
40:00 <blyke> Kelevra what you doing
41:00 <Kelevra> my weekend will consist of dinner and family tonight, tomorrow morning I do touch up cleaning then 1:30 I ditch the house with the girls for a walk thru, then I come home and ditch the kids with daddy for shopping, come home and bribe daddy so he can take care of the girls so I can head out with the man, sunday we'll have indian
41:00 <Kelevra> oh tonight shall have beer also and watching catfish, if i don't watch it I get the shits cause I'm a weirdo
42:00 <blyke> :9
42:00 <Kelevra> oh and I haveto shave my legs for tomorrow
42:00 <blyke> cool
42:00 <Kelevra> what do you do on the weekends blyke?
42:00 <blyke> ate 3 pies
42:00 <blyke> same as everyday
43:00 <Kelevra> next weekend will be better I think
43:00 <blyke> sit on my computer
43:00 <blyke> or drink with mates
43:00 <Kelevra> cause my brother is over from thailand (he lives there) so next sunday I'm taking him out bowling
43:00 <tozza[mobile]> 2:42 PM <blyke> ate 3 pies
43:00 <Kelevra> we didn't speak for almost 2 years until last sunday
44:00 <Kelevra> and my partner now loves him
44:00 <Kelevra> they like drinking canadian club and talking shit
44:00 <Devil45> 3 pies? in one sitting?
45:00 <Kelevra> I seriously can't talk to a 24yr old without getting bored so my partner must be having some midlife crisis
45:00 <tozza[mobile]> How old is he
45:00 <tozza[mobile]> 45?
45:00 <Kelevra> my partner?
45:00 <Kelevra> he's 39
47:00 <Kelevra> he has an 18yr old daughter which freaks me out
47:00 <tozza[mobile]> Why
47:00 <Kelevra> well my kids are little ones
47:00 <Kelevra> and his daughter can get a license, drink legally
47:00 <Kelevra> you saw her on fb
47:00 <tozza[mobile]> Hahaha
47:00 <Skirmish> Does it freak you out that his daughter knows what you do in the bedroom? 
47:00 <Kelevra> his daughter is brooke
47:00 <Kelevra> remember
48:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish i've never met her, they're estranged
48:00 <Skirmish> Ah ok. Not so bad then. 
48:00 <Kelevra> it just freaks me out I guess 
48:00 <Kelevra> and he only told me a few weeks after dating
48:00 <Skirmish> My wife has been around my son since he was 8 so I don't think it worries her that he is 16. 
48:00 <Kelevra> so I was like.. oh wow.
49:00 <Kelevra> oh your wife isn't his mother?
49:00 <Kelevra> like natural mother?
49:00 <Skirmish> Nope.
49:00 <Kelevra> oh okay
49:00 <Kelevra> wow its new age 
49:00 <Skirmish> His mother was too cray cray so I had to ditch her. 
49:00 <Kelevra> ahh understandable
50:00 <mrwuf> I have a cat thats nearly 12
50:00 <Kelevra> lol
50:00 <Kelevra> so random
52:00 <Skirmish> I got my cat from a #sydney member about 9 years ago. 
56:00 <psidawg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXWRyvoYnic
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New MJ Documentary: March, 2017 (Man in the Mirror) with Earnest Valentino (Apr 3, 2017) Length: 01:34:15 - Category: Entertainment - 272,776 views views - likes dislikes
56:00 <psidawg> new doc
57:00 <Kelevra> I'll never get a cat again
58:00 <Kelevra> I do like cats but the one I had most of my life died and she can't be replaced
01:00 <Skirmish> I love my ginger minger. I named him Ranga. 
02:00 <Kelevra> aww
02:00 <Kelevra> iCER's ranga was named garfeild
12:00 <Adil> Skirmish Action 52 game on megadrive
17:00 <mrwuf> most ginger cats are males
18:00 <mrwuf> ALL GINGER CATS ARE DUDES
18:00 <mrwuf> http://www.sciencefocus.com/qa/it-true-most-ginger-cats-are-male
19:00 <mrwuf> ok 3 out of 4 ginger cats have testeagles
21:00 <mrwuf> a ginger cat was hanging around outside back door and he sprayed his stink all over my bbq cover
22:00 <mrwuf> so for like a month whenever I let cat outside she'd run up and start intensely sniffing bbq and if I tried to move her along I'd catch a hiSsSSSSSS SNARL like she was super busy with important smells
26:00 <mrwuf> will mcdonalds throw adults birthday parties with the clown, asking for friend 
28:00 <Arbition> lol just ring and ask
29:00 <Arbition> mcds throws wedding parties in HK right
30:00 <Kelevra> who cares
30:00 <Kelevra> mrwuf doesn't have any friends 
30:00 <Kelevra> gladstone totally sucks
30:00 <mrwuf> I have heaps of friends... if you count birds, cats, possums, frogs and geckos
31:00 <mrwuf> got a kookaburra that follows me around I can't even steal my neighbours limes without him showing up and laughing
32:00 <mrwuf> gladstone is kinda boring its like regional queensland industrial city "port city to the world"
32:00 <mrwuf> the fishing is pretty excellent both fresh and salt, the woman are country bumpkins and the men mostly blue collar functional alcoholics
33:00 <mrwuf> like 4x4, beach, fishing, its not so bad
34:00 <mrwuf> there is already far too many people living in brisbane theres no space to relax there
34:00 <Kelevra> I know
34:00 <Kelevra> I've been there
34:00 <mrwuf> maybe cairns and townsville are nicer
34:00 <tozza[mobile]> BROWN GIRL IN THE RING TRA LA LA LA LA
34:00 <mrwuf> the humidity pretty bad tho
34:00 <mrwuf> daintree looks awesome
34:00 <mrwuf> super hot, can't swim cos crocs
34:00 <Kelevra> I'm moving to cairnes next year
35:00 <Kelevra> that's why every house has a pool
35:00 <mrwuf> seems to have nice way of life up there very laid back, proper queensland
35:00 <Arbition> Cairns has been spoiled for me due to my uncle's messy divorce
35:00 <mrwuf> probably best thing you can do for your girls
36:00 <mrwuf> cos frankston is not friendly environment from what I've seen from youtube vids
36:00 <tozza[mobile]> Im moving into a brothel
36:00 <tozza[mobile]> they to have a pool
36:00 <tozza[mobile]> Abit murkey but still
36:00 <tozza[mobile]> A pool
36:00 <tozza[mobile]> Winning
36:00 <mrwuf> lol
36:00 <Arbition> so they have a pool and no one knows how to maintain it?
37:00 <tozza[mobile]> To many ppl fart out out cum in there i rekon
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah well it's a better climate for us
37:00 <Arbition> All the pool boys they hired turned out to be porn stars and had no idea how to actually maintain the pool
37:00 <tozza[mobile]> Lol
38:00 <Kelevra> Arbition you're an idiot
39:00 <tozza[mobile]> Nah was funny to what i was saying tho
39:00 <Arbition> I'm glad you think so. Reminds me why I avoid talking to you
41:00 <beagle> do you avoid me ?
41:00 <beagle> you probably should, im crazy
42:00 <Kelevra> hey beagle
43:00 <Kelevra> the girls put water in the xbox yesterday again
43:00 <Kelevra> and it works
43:00 <beagle> hello Kelevra, did you sort out that shit with the partner and xoboxer
43:00 <Kelevra> not even kidding
43:00 <beagle> PMSL
43:00 <beagle> nice !
43:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah
43:00 <Kelevra> now I don't have to lie
43:00 <beagle> well hows that then Kelevra
44:00 <beagle> you still have to just fuck your partner even if he's ugly , Kelevra
44:00 <tozza[mobile]> Aslong as it wasnt powered when the water was in it , it wont have short out
44:00 <beagle> and by way you speak he is
44:00 <beagle> he probably looks like rabbit poo 
44:00 <tozza[mobile]> Electonics can be submurged as long as they aint powered
44:00 <Kelevra> he's not ugly
44:00 <Arbition> corrosion notwistanding
44:00 <beagle> oh there it is .
44:00 <Kelevra> he's just not what I've dated in the past
44:00 <beagle> he looks like rabbit shit then
44:00 <beagle> way to go
45:00 <beagle> should sold his xbox n said you ate the cords
45:00 <beagle> ugly men aint all that awesome
45:00 <beagle> but im ugly 
45:00 <beagle> its why im just chatting to you !
45:00 <beagle> i dont understand why you cant keep in contact with him .
46:00 <beagle> work or not
46:00 <beagle> he surely isnt that busy making a buck 
46:00 <beagle> he just wants to know what YOUR doing
46:00 <tozza[mobile]> Er
46:00 <beagle> and all you do is go on here n tell us
48:00 <Kelevra> chad you look like a bag of kitty litter, spew and diahoria compared to what I'm dating
49:00 <beagle> probably not .
49:00 <Kelevra> me peeing on you would make you possibly look better
49:00 <beagle> youre trying to convince yourself
49:00 <beagle> Kelevra im glad your xbox works 
49:00 <Kelevra> same
51:00 <mrwuf> whats ur fav chip
51:00 <mrwuf> mines kettle chilli chips
51:00 <beagle> chip on my knees :)
51:00 <mrwuf> i've trying these beans and rice chips they flavoured liked doritos 
51:00 <beagle> lol well
51:00 <beagle> try to
51:00 <beagle> eat more
51:00 <mrwuf> u tried em http://www.eatshowandtell.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kettle_new-551x605.jpg
51:00 <beagle> less chups
51:00 <beagle> lol
52:00 <mrwuf> think on spesh at coles atm
52:00 <beagle> now you sound like shimmon
52:00 <beagle> do you like shimmon ?
52:00 <mrwuf> this what I'm trying https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-national/product/beanfields-bean-and-rice-salsa-chips
52:00 <beagle> it wont load
54:00 <Kelevra> k i'm out my show is starting soon
54:00 <beagle> awwww just like a cat with a door
54:00 <Kelevra> have a nice weekend all
54:00 <beagle> lol cya later 
54:00 <beagle> looney .
55:00 <beagle> lol cya later im watching shit all weekend 
55:00 <Arbition> yeah I find it hard to believe she actually meant all
55:00 <beagle> well i dont belive a word she says
56:00 <beagle> EVER
56:00 <beagle> if you ask her its in vain anyway
56:00 <beagle> shes some kind of dragon
56:00 <Arbition> I'd like to believe that people don't lie, but alas, AustNet has taught me otherwise
57:00 <Arbition> or at least lie compulsively
57:00 <beagle> well youre only going to hear the lies of the truth here ,which will be a lie .
57:00 <mrwuf> people lie all the time
57:00 <Arbition> well sure
57:00 <mrwuf> how do you know when someones lying, their mouth is moving
57:00 <mrwuf> seriously its OK as long as you don't lie to yourself
58:00 <beagle> nope , cause their jaws n dropping
58:00 <Arbition> but there is white lies, and then there's lying about big things, and lying constantly
58:00 <mrwuf> its a survival strategy bro
58:00 <mrwuf> sometimes reality is too much
58:00 <beagle> well i definately caught her out .
59:00 <mrwuf> you think if fat woman in their 20's knew how much sex they are missing out of, how much harder everything is, all because of poor diet, they wouldn't instantly change
59:00 <mrwuf> they lie to themselves because the truth is hard
59:00 <beagle> true
59:00 <mrwuf> and if you tell them the truth, which they know already on some level, they'll attack you
59:00 <Arbition> I wouldn't put cognative dissonance in the same category
59:00 <mrwuf> so you have to play along
59:00 <beagle> fat people are afraid of farting , mrwuf
00:00 <Adil> fucking hell jack daniels how good is it
00:00 <Adil> fuck best whiskey ever
00:00 <beagle> nope i fart jacks
00:00 <mrwuf> what I find most revealing are the insults people use
00:00 <Arbition> I don't drink whiskey. High alcohol makes me gag
00:00 <Adil> beagle you prefer your caskets but give jack a go
00:00 <Adil> it rocks
01:00 <mrwuf> because what happens is their own mind is rejecting their unacceptable traits and projecting them onto a stranger who they then attack 
01:00 <Arbition> can't enjoy what I can't keep in my mouth
01:00 <beagle> thats ok fat people fart too, they usually do it really sloppy or wet or both
01:00 <beagle> go to walmart in united states of america
01:00 <mrwuf> yeah Im old, if somethings requires alcohol to be fun its probably no fun at all
03:00 <Arbition> mrwuf: https://twitter.com/tragicgay/status/800910836894081024/photo/1
03:00 <Adil> mrwuf alchahol gives you pretend girlfreinds
03:00 <Adil> when id rink i win pretend girls
03:00 <beagle> adil , i drink cask wine, period . 
03:00 <Arbition> that's what porn is for
04:00 <Adil> beagle dolce bianco 9% casket i love it
04:00 <beagle> i used to post links to porn sites awesome links but i cant no more they think its gay
05:00 <beagle> none of it was gay
05:00 <Arbition> Well that's because it isn't good for ones reputation to share the subject of ones weakness
05:00 <beagle> and if you want THAT stuff then naturismv and nudipost
06:00 <Arbition> I don't tell you about all the porn I consume, I just refer to it with handwavey jestures
06:00 <beagle> its not porn tho its naturism
06:00 <beagle> being nude 
06:00 <beagle> without sex
06:00 <beagle> some people cant do that lol
06:00 <mrwuf> hot chicks nude in a forrest
06:00 <Arbition> ikr
06:00 <Arbition> if you were posting ugly people too, that'd be believable
06:00 <mrwuf> https://fuskator.com/search/izabel/ NSFW
07:00 <mrwuf> nude woman very beautiful
07:00 <mrwuf> I don't like porn its all so ugly but hot chicks aww yeah
09:00 <tozza[mobile]> Lolol
09:00 <tozza[mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/Fzyxqu1.jpg
10:00 <Arbition> lol I'm not answering that
19:00 <Epi> thanks mrwuf i guess lol
19:00 <tozza[mobile]> My boss took a photo of my lastnight he said i looked like a squid
19:00 <tozza[mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/aKgdUBD.jpg
19:00 <tozza[mobile]> So i made that
19:00 <tozza[mobile]> Lol
21:00 <mrwuf> lmao
22:00 <mrwuf> cool
23:00 <Arbition> https://benedikt-bitterli.me/tantalum/
30:00 <tozza-isa-squid> Squid squid
32:00 <Kezzie> lol
36:00 <tozza-isa-squid> Hi kezzie
36:00 <mrwuf> can't chat gotta go straighten my whiskers 4 tonite
36:00 <tozza-isa-squid> Im a squid
36:00 <Kezzie> hi tozza-isa-squid
36:00 <tozza-isa-squid> https://i.imgur.com/dZ4UGfm.jpg
41:00 <mozza> hiya Kezzie and the squid and iBiZa
42:00 <Kezzie> hi mozza xxx
42:00 <Kezzie> hi iBiZa
43:00 <mozza> hows it going kezzie
43:00 <Kezzie> so so
43:00 <Kezzie> u?
44:00 <mozza> okkkkkk...but so sick of not knowing how to fix things in windows10
44:00 <mozza> just got rid of new mirc went back to old one that always worked ..but now it dont 
44:00 <mozza> this new pc is giving me the shits !!!
45:00 <Raichu> Reboot it
45:00 <Raichu> lols
45:00 <Devil45> downgrade to win 8.1
45:00 <Devil45> win 10 sucks
45:00 <mozza> i have ....many times ffsss
45:00 <mozza> i cant get dcc chat working now 
45:00 <mozza> for games 
45:00 <mozza> and im feb up!!
46:00 <mozza> so time to leave it alone till i have  brain pop and things start working 
46:00 <mozza> :)
46:00 <mozza> where did the squid go 
47:00 <mozza> ohhhh i see it 
47:00 <mozza> two of you pfft
48:00 <Devil45> at least he doesnt suffer from nickname collisions
49:00 <Devil45> nice one Raichu you turned him into a mobile squid
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mozza
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I love you
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Teehee
53:00 <Kezzie> lol
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It was just meant to be
53:00 <^Roshanda^> watch her call you a SA
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> a south Australian?
53:00 <Kezzie> yesterday mozza was on ice today tozza[Mobile] loves her rofl
54:00 <^Roshanda^> smart arse
54:00 <^Roshanda^> her words not mine :P
54:00 <mozza> i love you too ....squid is nice ..deep fried 
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> what will happen next in the love crazed world of toz and moz
54:00 <mozza> lmao
54:00 <Kezzie> lol
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeh mozza i was catching them almost daily last few weeks but season is over now :(
54:00 <mozza> i go mad with windows 10 and mirc
54:00 <mozza> awe 
54:00 <^Roshanda^> eat that squid azzom you know it will taste good
54:00 <mozza> i always miss out 
54:00 <Kezzie> xm still still
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/wiieIzM.jpg
55:00 <^Roshanda^> the only swimmers tozza has are in his
55:00 <mozza> oi
55:00 <Kezzie> lol
55:00 <Kezzie> rofl
55:00 <mozza> lol tozz
56:00 <mozza> what f'n halo 
56:00 <^Roshanda^> he says he likes to tozz over mozz
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who does
56:00 <mozza> tozz mozz bozz lozz who cares jacks :P
56:00 <mozza> all roll over roll over the little one said etc etc .....
56:00 <^Roshanda^> but if he has does have a tozz its over you mozz
56:00 <^Roshanda^> :P
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> mozz tozz n lozz ,,, bozz can move along
57:00 <mozza> lmao
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh snap
57:00 <mozza> crackle and pop!
58:00 <^Roshanda^> mozz and tozz sitting in a tree k i s s i n g, first comes love then marriage and then mozz pushing the baby carriage
59:00 <mozza> asif!!
59:00 <mozza> lots of little squids 
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yayy
59:00 <mozza> go back to work lol
00:00 <mozza> i need a reboor ie frozen ffss
00:00 <mozza> t
00:00 <^Roshanda^> he just has to stroke em out
00:00 <Devil45> thats what you get for using win 10
09:00 <Kezzie> chookmagnet
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u cant all come in here go back to sydney
10:00 <chookmagnet> Kezzie
10:00 <chookmagnet> how was your day
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes they can
10:00 <Kezzie> who says that pong
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Chookmagnet u old smelly houso
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> #melbourne austnets place to be
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :)
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> `voice
11:00 <chookmagnet> noodle boi
11:00 <chookmagnet> 2 min noo
12:00 <Devil45> ramen noodles
12:00 <Devil45> no wait, maggi
12:00 <Kezzie> pong u r very rude to chookmagnet
12:00 <chookmagnet> you need to try the asian chilli noodles
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
12:00 <chookmagnet> kill those worms up your butt
13:00 <Devil45> nah he needs Combantrin® for that chook
13:00 <chookmagnet> the fire noodles i'm talking about would tare him a now one
14:00 <chookmagnet> or some Thai snake beans 
14:00 <Kezzie> lol
17:00 <Devil45> give him some fiery indian curry
17:00 <Devil45> or a spicy vindaloo
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Love me some
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Vinddaloo
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> GARLIC NAAN MMMM
22:00 <zaim> yum
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> shut up u old bitch
24:00 <Devil45> some beers do taste like toilet water
25:00 <Kezzie> that isnt nice to call me pong
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahahah pong drank bog water
25:00 <cole-pepper> hahahaha!
25:00 <cole-pepper> Kezzie where ur ops?
25:00 <Kezzie> lol
25:00 <Devil45> knowing him he probably drinks bong water too
26:00 <Kezzie> i dont have ops here cole-pepper
26:00 <cole-pepper> :D
26:00 <cole-pepper> Good
26:00 <Kezzie> and dont start  your shit on me
27:00 <Kezzie> where r your ops cole-pepper ??
27:00 <Devil45> hes never had them kez
28:00 <cole-pepper> wheres jules, Kezzie?
28:00 <Kezzie> why cole-pepper ?
28:00 <Kezzie> nothing to do with you cole-pepper where jules is
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aye aye aye
29:00 <cole-pepper> hahahaha!
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cut it out the real enemy here is spanish
29:00 <Kezzie> jules hates u btw cole-pepper
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> got some chips in the oven Kezzie?
31:00 <Devil45> spanish is an enema?
31:00 <Devil45> enemy*
31:00 <Kezzie> ignore pong
32:00 <cole-pepper> Kezzie, when was the last time Jules put on a fresh tray of chips in the oven?
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeesss chips
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> liek u Devil45 u smelly piss fanny
38:00 <Agent> CINCEEEEEEEEEE
38:00 <Agent> CUNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
38:00 <cole-pepper> Lost your ops in mircbeginners too kezzie
42:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> [17:10] ([[[[[pong]]]]]) hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Chookmagnet u old smelly houso
42:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Lollll
42:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Pong
42:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> U say some stupid shit
42:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> But u got some good lines
42:00 <Nice1> oh dear
42:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> No offence to u chook
42:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> But what i mean is
42:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Saying a houseo
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiii GoldSpade
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he is a houso
43:00 <cole-pepper> So is Kezzie
43:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Yeah
43:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> And u are fuckwit
43:00 <cole-pepper> and her daughter Jules
43:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Fake off pretender
43:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Cole
43:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Stop being a wanker ro kezzie
43:00 <Nice1> unvoice him
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> U know she to nice to fight back
44:00 <cole-pepper> iBiZa[Mobile] no
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Be a prick to me
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Or tozza
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Otherwise u can leave
44:00 <cole-pepper> I will abuse Kezzie all I like
44:00 <cole-pepper> and there is nothing that she can do about it
44:00 <cole-pepper> shes an old cunt
44:00 <cole-pepper> who lost her ops
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> `ban cole-pepper -banmask h -noexpire seeya
44:00 <stapler> who lost ops??
45:00 <Nice1> heh what a dickhead huh
45:00 <Devil45> coles mum
45:00 <Devil45> cole is an amateur troll
45:00 <stapler> i didn't realise that milf irc'ed
45:00 <stapler> MILFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Milfffff
45:00 <stapler> what are you doin' dude!!!!!!
45:00 <Devil45> that rhymed. cole and troll.
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> GoldSpade is a greasy jippo wog
46:00 <stapler> pole also rhymes.... and pole is slang for penis
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Pong is fine china
46:00 <stapler> [[[[[pong]]]]] is like ping 
46:00 <stapler> the +v doesn't come on as quickly these days.........
46:00 <stapler> perhaps the setting was changed this/last month
47:00 <stapler> bbs
55:00 <davidswallow> Kezzie
55:00 <davidswallow> wheres your ops?
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lol
56:00 <davidswallow> Ya lost em didnt ya?
56:00 <davidswallow> Why'd you lose them?
56:00 <TheRon> too many poop references
56:00 <davidswallow> Shes an old cunt that kezzie
56:00 <davidswallow> a real awful cunt
57:00 <davidswallow> her and her loser daughter jules
57:00 <TheRon> geez language
57:00 <davidswallow> chips in the oven
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> they liek chips
57:00 <davidswallow> Nah man she really is a cunt
57:00 <davidswallow> I remember speaking to her one time and I mentioned some people play on their sickness
58:00 <davidswallow> She took offence to it the cunt
58:00 <davidswallow> tried to lay a guilt trip on me
58:00 <davidswallow> because shes a dumb cancer bitch
58:00 <davidswallow> She'll kick the bucket soon
58:00 <davidswallow> The dumb cunt
58:00 <davidswallow> good riddanxe
58:00 <davidswallow> riddance
58:00 <TheRon> i hope you've had the time of your life
01:00 <Nice1> heehe
01:00 <Nice1> good timing TheRon
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hows IGA GoldSPade
02:00 <Nice1> who sings that one TheRon
02:00 <Nice1> green day
02:00 <Devil45> one of their songs
02:00 <TheRon> yep
05:00 <TheRon> you know on trivia nights when they do that thing where they play like 1 or 2 secs of a song and you have to guess what it is, i fucking ace that
05:00 <stapler> !ping
06:00 <Nice1> yeah they do they do that on one of the radio stations here sometimes. And most ppl get it wrong, even though  its mostly easy ones
07:00 <TheRon> i got star trekkin for god's sake
07:00 <JedStar> Howdy all
07:00 <JedStar> :D
07:00 <Nice1> lol
07:00 <Nice1> hi JedStar
07:00 <Devil45> music questions are usually easy in trivia
08:00 <Nice1> who sang starr tricking TheRon
08:00 <TheRon> the firm
08:00 <Nice1> cant remember the firm...I remember the song, extremely annoying that was
09:00 <Nice1> horrible song
09:00 <Devil45> the video for that used potatos
09:00 <Devil45> mr potatohead i think
09:00 <Nice1> how stupid
09:00 <Devil45> weird crude animation
09:00 <Devil45> the song well... yea
09:00 <Nice1> I remember ppl were singing at school
09:00 <Nice1> I was like wtf
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
10:00 <Nice1> I dont think the firm had any other songs did they
10:00 <TheRon> not that i know of
11:00 <Nice1> laughter over stupidity
11:00 <TheRon> Europe put a best of out
11:00 <Nice1> the countdown song
11:00 <TheRon> thats their only song
12:00 <TheRon> it's ah-ha having a best of
12:00 <Nice1> aha take on me
12:00 <TheRon> nasme another song?
12:00 <Nice1> I dont think I can
13:00 <Nice1> not from aha
14:00 <Nice1> let me think
14:00 <Nice1> I dont know
14:00 <TheRon> they don't exist
15:00 <Devil45> europe was a one album wonder TheRon
15:00 <Devil45> the final countdown was the title
15:00 <Devil45> should have been called 'the only countdown'
15:00 <Nice1> must of been boring songs
16:00 <TheRon> i call the very best of "Live", throwing copper
16:00 <Devil45> nah just a hair band like poison and whitesnake Nice1
16:00 <Devil45> it was all about the hair then
16:00 <Nice1> eddie van halan and brian may 
17:00 <Nice1> had crazy hair
17:00 <Devil45> yea
17:00 <TheRon> john farnham
17:00 <Nice1> mullet 
17:00 <Nice1> heh
17:00 <Devil45> but bret michaels jon bon jovi david coverdale sammy hagar were mostly blondes
18:00 <Devil45> and david lee roth back then
20:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
20:00 <Nice1> hi Glenn
21:00 <Glenn> Hi Nice1
23:00 <Arbition> lol this is weird and hilarious http://imgur.com/gallery/ScLkz
25:00 <Glenn> simba... long time, no see and no hear!
26:00 <Glenn> Hi MiaOneness!
26:00 <MiaOneness> hello Glenn
26:00 <Glenn> :)
26:00 <simba> hi Glenn Danzigg
26:00 <Glenn> ?
26:00 <simba> Wanna Fuck Dad
27:00 <Arbition> http://i.imgur.com/m1DDwvw.jpg #6
27:00 <Nice1> wtf simba
27:00 <simba> dont judge me
27:00 <Nice1> whats wrong with you
28:00 <Arbition> judge meeee
28:00 <Glenn> ...wong simba... obviously.
29:00 <TheRon> my tips, gws st kilda sydney port north freo melbourne cats and crows
29:00 <TheRon> get on!
30:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Evening all
30:00 <Nice1> hi Spanish[Mobile]
30:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi Nice1
31:00 <stapler> `ban simba
32:00 <Nice1> evading
32:00 <Arbition> there was no ban
32:00 <Nice1> I could never get around that
33:00 <stapler> i know. simba is expert!
33:00 <Nice1> hehe 
34:00 <TheRon> Nice1: you had a bet on my tips last week?
35:00 <Arbition> http://imgur.com/gallery/dDBHr
36:00 <Nice1> yeah they all lost
36:00 <Nice1> jokes
36:00 <TheRon> damn
37:00 <Nice1> I dont know..I put $20 on sydney to defeat western bulldogs in the grand final and lost it..I was pissed
37:00 <TheRon> i think i got 8, missed hawthorn
38:00 <Arbition> http://i.imgur.com/xUtD97R.jpg
38:00 <Nice1> thats pretty good
39:00 <TheRon> if north lose this week i'll be pissed
39:00 <Nice1> heh
40:00 <Nice1> well they are playing with no confidence...so there might be a bit of a wait till they get on the board
40:00 <TheRon> it's gold coast in melb
42:00 <Nice1> they are 12th on the ladder
42:00 <Nice1> might be a close game
42:00 <TheRon> adel v rich is on pay
43:00 <TheRon> get to a mates place, a pub whatever you can
43:00 <Nice1> that would be a good one
43:00 <Nice1> pretty even
43:00 <TheRon> i'm blaming couleurs if the dees don't win
44:00 <couleurs> go da dees
44:00 <TheRon> hogan is back
44:00 <couleurs> hulk hogan!!!!!!
44:00 <TheRon> jesse
45:00 <TheRon> ventura hogan
45:00 <Nice1> hehehe
45:00 <Nice1> jessie
45:00 <TheRon> i wish that i had jessie's girl, she's hot
46:00 <Arbition> http://imgur.com/gallery/tjPsf
47:00 <Nice1> another song called jessie 
47:00 <Nice1> jessie paint your pictures about how it's gonna be
48:00 <Nice1> something like that
49:00 <Nice1> not sure who sings it
49:00 <TheRon> joshua kadison
49:00 <Nice1> lol
49:00 <Nice1> who the heck is he
49:00 <TheRon> was that too quick?
50:00 <Nice1> the song was a hit I  remember
50:00 <Nice1> but never heard of the guy
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upJxt64uRWg
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joshua Kadison - Jessie (Jul 3, 2011) Length: 4:21 - Category: Music - 388,670 views views - 1,301 likes (95.3%), 64 dislikes (4.7%)
50:00 <Nice1> where did he come from
50:00 <TheRon> us
51:00 <couleurs> bloodey ell neva knew he was an aussie m8
51:00 <TheRon> sorry i cheated a bit, a mate of mine played it at his wedding
51:00 <Nice1> hehe
52:00 <TheRon> i sugested ted mulry - jump in my car, but he went with jessie
53:00 <Nice1> jessie isnt really much of a wedding song imo
53:00 <TheRon> nah he just liked
54:00 <TheRon> just once i would love to hear some motorhead ata wedding
55:00 <Nice1> heheh
55:00 <KezziesOps> Anyone seen KezziesOps ?
55:00 <Nice1> oh fuck off
57:00 <Lumeah2> lol'
57:00 <Nice1> I went to a wedding once and they had a song called 'you shit me to tears' by the tenants, an alten australia band on the juke bow.. was dying to play, but i thought I better not
57:00 <TheRon> love that song
57:00 <TheRon> for fuck sake
58:00 <Nice1> they have the clip on youtube..but they have changed it to for christ sake
58:00 <Nice1> which is dumb
58:00 <TheRon> i keep thinking a john farnham song for a wedding
58:00 <TheRon> seemed like a good idea at the time
59:00 <Nice1> hehe
59:00 <Nice1> pink song
59:00 <Nice1> who knew
59:00 <Nice1> funny song to play at a wedding
00:00 <Nice1> heheh whats happend to that girl. she used to be so innocent. Then b1rd came along
01:00 <Nice1> messed with her head
01:00 <Nice1> hopelessly devoted to you
01:00 <Nice1> heh oh dear
02:00 <oko121111111> hello millenials
03:00 <JedStar> Howdy
04:00 <TheRon> i need a shot of drink to jog my thoughts
04:00 <TheRon> another wedding song, the cruel sea - the honeymoon is over
05:00 <Nice1> hehe 
05:00 <TheRon> i'm so romantic
05:00 <Nice1> somebody kill me please
06:00 <TheRon> that's freedom is more a divorce song
08:00 <TheRon> pressure down is a constipation song
14:00 <TheRon> i don't need love to get me thru, i don't need love shiny and new
22:00 <TheRon> right on the tip of my tongue
25:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
28:00 <TheRon> jane bunn's breasts are magnificent
28:00 <psidawg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ-t1sfD9S4
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jane Bunn - Gone, but not forgotten (Jun 20, 2014) Length: 2:11 - Category: People & Blogs - 16,546 views views - 31 likes (96.9%), 1 dislikes (3.1%)
29:00 <psidawg> she looks abit like a downie tho
29:00 <psidawg> lol
29:00 <TheRon> who's looking at her face?
29:00 <psidawg> haaaaa ron
29:00 <psidawg> i'd hit it stil
29:00 <chookmagnet> there it is
29:00 <chookmagnet> the comment that proves it
30:00 <chookmagnet> psidawg you can be insensitive
30:00 <psidawg> wat
31:00 <chookmagnet> also take those rose colour specticals off
31:00 <chookmagnet> choose your words wisely
31:00 <chookmagnet> Move along
31:00 <chookmagnet> thank you
31:00 <chookmagnet> come again
32:00 <psidawg> chook like saggy ol hags tits instead of firm ones like jane's
32:00 <psidawg> =P
32:00 <psidawg> tozz's nan is here in aus, u should go for her
32:00 <psidawg> haa
34:00 <TheRon> hey there you with a sad face come up to my place and live it up
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> psidawg has no cock
35:00 <TheRon> no rooster?
35:00 <TheRon> i don't own a rooster
35:00 <psidawg> go back 2 work
35:00 <chookmagnet> he's a hipster
35:00 <psidawg> did u pick up ur nan tozz?
36:00 <chookmagnet> groovy
36:00 <psidawg> from airport?
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Still at work
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> leave here in a hour
36:00 <psidawg> ah ok, 
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> "Grooovy" earthworm jim
36:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVnLJQIJw2Y
36:00 <psidawg> hasnt she landed yet?
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MENTAL AS ANYTHING THE NIPS ARE GETTING BIGGER (Oct 10, 2015) Length: 3:22 - Category: Entertainment - 21,681 views views - 117 likes (96.7%), 4 dislikes (3.3%)
36:00 <TheRon> started out just drinking beer...
37:00 <chookmagnet> ended up feeling queer psidawg?
37:00 <psidawg> huh?
37:00 <chookmagnet> it was a rhyme
37:00 <TheRon> dortmund into some cup?
37:00 <psidawg> brb food
37:00 <psidawg> well it wasnt good =P
38:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I just ate a black burger
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/GBslbjs.jpg
39:00 <TheRon> friday is curry night tozza[Mobile] ?
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not always
39:00 <TheRon> the odd bit of thai?
40:00 <TheRon> australian crawl - oh no not you again
41:00 <couleurs> yes TheRon BvB beat bayern to get into german cup final
42:00 <TheRon> probably didn't remember the name of the cup sounds like some commercial
43:00 <couleurs> dfb pokal
43:00 <couleurs> frankfurt vs bvb
43:00 <TheRon> exactly
43:00 <TheRon> got a shot?
43:00 <couleurs> it's on at 4am c u there
43:00 <couleurs> bvb will win
44:00 <TheRon> more like to get up for the anzacs, i slpept in
44:00 <TheRon> slepts
44:00 <couleurs> 9th vs 3rd in the league
44:00 <TheRon> you 3rd?
44:00 <couleurs> yea
45:00 <TheRon> full team or half arsed team?
45:00 <couleurs> full team most of the season
46:00 <couleurs> leipzig are 2nd
46:00 <couleurs> did a leicester
46:00 <TheRon> kenny rogers and dolly parton - islands in the stream
46:00 <TheRon> league figure out leicester?
48:00 <couleurs> yea they like 15th
50:00 <TheRon> aussies trying to buy some 1st divsion team as a feeder to the the aussie national team
51:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteen - streets of philadelphia, i don't think i have aids
52:00 <couleurs> :)
56:00 <TheRon> this guns for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark
58:00 <Nice1> hi
59:00 <Nice1> new quotes huh
59:00 <TheRon> this guns for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark
01:00 <TheRon> BEWBS!
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We didnt start the fire
02:00 <TheRon> it was always burning since the world's been turning
02:00 <TheRon> oh oh oh i'm on fire
02:00 <Nice1> light my fire
03:00 <Nice1> after the fire
03:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: you know your obsession with phil collins, i feel the same for springsteen
03:00 <Nice1> bad lands!
03:00 <TheRon> good shit
04:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteen - the river
04:00 <TheRon> best song
04:00 <Lwaxana> phil was on jimmy fallon
05:00 <Nice1> shes an easy lover
05:00 <TheRon> Lwaxana: IS NOT AN EASY LOVER
05:00 <Nice1> heheheh
06:00 <TheRon> i mean i could be wrong
06:00 <Nice1> Lwaxana likes gay porn ive heard
06:00 <TheRon> i like lesbian porn does that count?
06:00 <Lwaxana> I like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsyp4WNv1P8
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blood, Sweat & Tears "Fire And Rain" (May 17, 2011) Length: 4:02 - Category: Music - 64,386 views views - likes (98.8%), 3 dislikes (1.2%)
07:00 <Nice1> I guess
07:00 <TheRon> isn't that james taylor song?
07:00 <Lwaxana> yes but.............
07:00 <Lwaxana> try that version
07:00 <TheRon> james is the best
08:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYHGh6lmSbo
08:00 <Nice1> they look like geeks
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice TheRon
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Springsteen - Rosalita (Come Out Tonight) (Oct 2, 2009) Length: 7:38 - Category: Music - 1,354,272 views views - 2,605 likes (97.7%), 62 dislikes (2.3%)
10:00 <TheRon> barge arse
12:00 <blyke> hi
12:00 <blyke> bored
12:00 <blyke> lonelyu
12:00 <blyke> sup
13:00 <blyke> ^
13:00 <blyke> lols
13:00 <TheRon> i just farted does that help?
13:00 <blyke> if i was going fuck you butt maybe
13:00 <Nice1> come on blyke
13:00 <blyke> lol
13:00 <Nice1> settle
14:00 <TheRon> rosalita jump a little ligher
14:00 <blyke> could play wow
14:00 <blyke> but will later
14:00 <Nice1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9E1uN2bauI
14:00 <blyke> need eat
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 10 - The Doors (Extra) - Universal Mind (Apr 25, 2010) Length: 4:55 - Category: Music - 126,337 views views - 722 likes (99%), 7 dislikes (1%)
14:00 <Nice1> awesome 
14:00 <Lwaxana> and you lot wonder why you are alone..chatting online on a Friday night
15:00 <blyke> no
15:00 <blyke> i alone cause Lwaxana u say youre to old for me
15:00 <Nice1> Lwaxana why arent you out partying
15:00 <Lwaxana> blyke I never lie
15:00 <TheRon> Lwaxana: i'm a fat bastard, is why i chat here on friday night
15:00 <blyke> well it would be fun
15:00 <blyke> why cant we have fun
17:00 <TheRon> because the night belongs to lovers, because the night belongs to us
17:00 <blyke> o well
17:00 <blyke> only live once
17:00 <blyke> why not do heaps cool stuff
18:00 <blyke> why not do me
18:00 <blyke> lols
18:00 <Nice1> heh
18:00 <Nice1> blyke likes older women huh
18:00 <blyke> um
18:00 <blyke> i like nice women
18:00 <TheRon> agela merkel. i'd like her to overpower me
19:00 <TheRon> angela
19:00 <blyke> if i could see any woman from my past
19:00 <blyke> i would choose lisa
19:00 <Nice1> what happend to suzi
19:00 <blyke> cause she was cool as 
19:00 <blyke> suzi rubs it in that i want her
19:00 <blyke> and trys put words into my mouth
19:00 <Nice1> heh
20:00 <blyke> at least lisa is lesbian so i cant get jealous
20:00 <blyke> of other men
20:00 <blyke> lols
20:00 <Nice1> bi
20:00 <blyke> chri
21:00 <blyke> i want see jen too
21:00 <blyke> i want just be normal
21:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQMqWAiWPMs
21:00 <blyke> but i got no smokes atm
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band - American Skin (41 Shots) (Oct 2, 2009) Length: 5:10 - Category: Music - 1,087,387 views views - 4,721 likes (97.6%), 116 dislikes (2.4%)
21:00 <TheRon> fucking awesome
21:00 <blyke> so have to have visitors to smoke a little now and then
21:00 <blyke> rofl
22:00 <blyke> ate 4 coles pies the 4 pack ones
22:00 <blyke> 2 sandwiches
22:00 <Glenn> wb iBiZa
23:00 <blyke> still hungry as
23:00 <blyke> cuppa soap and bread
23:00 <^bozojim> hello iBiZa
23:00 <Nice1> hi jim
25:00 <TheRon> Nice1: would you see springsteen in australia?
25:00 <Nice1> Id like to..but I think it would me way to expensive for me
26:00 <TheRon> same prob for me
26:00 <TheRon> good show i reckon
26:00 <Nice1> I saw the who in 2009 and paid $160 for crappy seats
26:00 <Nice1> had to watch the whole concert on the video screen
27:00 <TheRon> paying for the crowd basically
27:00 <Nice1> besides the good seats would probably be reserved
28:00 <TheRon> i so wanna go, all the bullshit
28:00 <Nice1> I dont think id pay $500 for a 2 hr concert...unless I could spare it
28:00 <Nice1> regarding good seating
28:00 <^bozojim> hi Nice1
29:00 <TheRon> ^bozojim: you'd goto a springsteen concert?
30:00 <^bozojim> yuck no thanks
30:00 <Nice1> lol
30:00 <Nice1> who would you go and see jim
30:00 <TheRon> devo?
30:00 <^bozojim> no
30:00 <^bozojim> thomas edmonds
30:00 <stapler> Ping timeout: 69 seconds
30:00 <TheRon> ?
30:00 <^bozojim> The Seekers
31:00 <TheRon> billy thorpe?
31:00 <Nice1> hey there georgie girl
31:00 <^bozojim> Andre Bocelli
31:00 <TheRon> andre rieu?
31:00 <^bozojim> nope
31:00 <^bozojim> Heino
31:00 <Nice1> billy thorpe is dead
31:00 <TheRon> the angels are still touring
32:00 <Nice1> whos the lead singer now
32:00 <^bozojim> there is not a lot of current singers I do lik
32:00 <TheRon> no idea
32:00 <Nice1> hm
32:00 <^bozojim> I hate this I think it is called noise where you cannot ehar the words clearly and it is all symthesiser music
33:00 <^bozojim> and sounds like doof doof doof
35:00 <Nice1> would you go to a cold chisel concert jim?
36:00 <Nice1> ghost of tom jode
36:00 <Nice1> pretty good song
37:00 <Nice1> springsteen
37:00 <TheRon> jenny 5675-309
37:00 <Nice1> jen?
37:00 <TheRon> jenny 8675-309
37:00 <TheRon> my bad
39:00 <Nice1> geez some of his songs go forever
39:00 <Nice1> ghost of tom joad goes for 9 mins
50:00 <stapler> `op stapler
51:00 <Glenn> 3 * ChanOP sets mode: +o stapler
52:00 <stapler> `voice Glenn
53:00 <stapler> sweet
54:00 <mrwuf> look alive boys the babes back
55:00 <stapler> hey sexy MiaOneness!!!!
55:00 <MiaOneness> LOLOL
55:00 <MiaOneness> MiaO in deed
56:00 <MiaOneness> whata re you guys up to? mrwuf im sore from crunches, either im getting fit, or im really unfit
56:00 <stapler> im cleaning MiaOneness
56:00 <mrwuf> growing stronger every day
56:00 <stapler> growing sexier every day you mean mrwuf
57:00 <MiaOneness> yes yes stapler
57:00 <MiaOneness> im too sexy for my body!
57:00 <MiaOneness> lol
57:00 <stapler> ;)
59:00 <stapler> what r u doing mia
59:00 <MiaOneness> Im talking to my bisexual friend and hes telling me about his experiences..
59:00 <MiaOneness> Interesting stuff talking to some people
59:00 <MiaOneness> what you cleaning stapler
00:00 <mrwuf> share stories only if female
00:00 <stapler> lol 
00:00 <stapler> sounds interesting!!
00:00 <mrwuf> oh u said he
00:00 <MiaOneness> Nah they are not. Both my bi friends are male
00:00 <stapler> i am cleaning my house... have a cleaner coming tomorrow so this is the pre clean :p
00:00 <MiaOneness> Ah i never understand ppl who do that... leave it all to the cleaner :D
01:00 <mrwuf> yea I lived with one of those guys who kept everything spotless and we had a cleaner it was insane
01:00 <stapler> lololol
01:00 <mrwuf> like he'd call house meeting if I left shaving cream in my sink or didn't clean glass after taking a shower, nuts
01:00 <stapler> this is a new cleaner. so i want to impress
01:00 <stapler> lol @ house meeting
01:00 <mrwuf> we'll he'd get all passive=aggressive
02:00 <MiaOneness> I had a bad roomate too
02:00 <mrwuf> like i'd find my towel in the sink, and I just thought oh thats not supposed to be there but that was him 
02:00 <MiaOneness> I use to stay in my room all hours
02:00 <mrwuf> then house meeting was for him to apologise like wtf dude
02:00 <MiaOneness> and would ahve to hold the piss in me, so i wouldnt see him as passing to the toilet
02:00 <MiaOneness> bad roomates are the worst
02:00 <^bozojim> hello MiaOneness
02:00 <MiaOneness> im not any better though.. im a recluse
02:00 <mrwuf> yea this guy would barge into my room and slap me on the back he was a real dominator
02:00 <MiaOneness> hello ^Roshanda^
02:00 <MiaOneness> ^bozojim
03:00 <MiaOneness> sorry Rosh
03:00 <MiaOneness> LOL mrwuf
03:00 <mrwuf> I found a better place with a cooler dude
03:00 <stapler> lololol
03:00 <mrwuf> had a spa and sauna 
03:00 <mrwuf> plus my own ensuite 
03:00 <mrwuf> only like $20 more per week
04:00 <MiaOneness> ah thats the life mrwuf
04:00 <mrwuf> man i've generating to much static electricity cos everything I touch is giving me shocks
04:00 <MiaOneness> im glad none of my rental properties had spa, would not do anything else if it did
04:00 <MiaOneness> i love spa
04:00 <mrwuf> it was this apartment complex with pool and gym
04:00 <MiaOneness> yeah i know the types
05:00 <MiaOneness> going for a smoke brb y'all
08:00 <MiaOneness> i have a story that I need a mans perspective on
09:00 <MiaOneness> mrwuf will you give me your opinion
09:00 <stapler> i think he will
09:00 <MiaOneness> i asked some Cypriot, but dont want to tell you the answer, to no sway your decision
09:00 <mrwuf> shoot
09:00 <MiaOneness> OK, when I was young, teens had a boyfriend and he use to write me these great love letters. They were so great I kept them, and had them during my marriahge, and breakdown of mariage. So
10:00 <MiaOneness> I found the ex on Facebook and sent him one of his letters, because he wanted them back
10:00 <MiaOneness> i said sorry its taken me 16 years to send it back, but im older now
10:00 <MiaOneness> and i gave it to him
10:00 <MiaOneness> This was 6 years ago by the way
10:00 <MiaOneness> what do you think he thought?
10:00 <MiaOneness> PSYCHO or SWEET?
10:00 <MiaOneness> we had a ood relationship
10:00 <MiaOneness> and ended cuz i left the country
11:00 <MiaOneness> so there was no resentment
11:00 <stapler> i think he probably have thought you might be interested in getting back together......
11:00 <mrwuf> yea
11:00 <MiaOneness> what would you think, if a woman kept your letters for that long?
11:00 <MiaOneness> that she loves me?
11:00 <mrwuf> he might think u were lonely n looking 4 to reignite the fire
11:00 <MiaOneness> or..?
11:00 <mrwuf> testing da waters
12:00 <stapler> yeah. testing the waters
12:00 <MiaOneness> Okay another question.. the same guy in question
12:00 <MiaOneness> I messaged him six years ago and he said make contact when you come tO Cyprus
12:00 <MiaOneness> then I got to Cyprus and he said "why open healed wounds" so we didnt go for Coffee
12:00 <MiaOneness> does that mean, he was scared something could happen?
12:00 <MiaOneness> or just being nice?
13:00 <stapler> it means he has moved on......
13:00 <MiaOneness> yes he has stapler
13:00 <Nice1> yep
13:00 <Nice1> helo'
13:00 <MiaOneness> he is married now, but i always wonder how he took the letter
13:00 <MiaOneness> hello Nice1
13:00 <MiaOneness> i thought it was a token of my love..
13:00 <Nice1> hi MiaOneness
13:00 <MiaOneness> i love him like a buddy
13:00 <mrwuf> yea idk you made some moves and he didn't give u any signal he's interested, you could keep making them and risk pushing him away
13:00 <MiaOneness> because he was the first boyfriend, and I was his.. first love bullshit
14:00 <MiaOneness> Nah we havent spoken for 6 years
14:00 <mrwuf> I would pretend I wasn't interested in a relationship instead just try and re-establish a friendship
14:00 <MiaOneness> Thats what I was trying to do
14:00 <stapler> what's your goal?
14:00 <MiaOneness> But not anymor
14:00 <stapler> do you want to get back with him? or?
14:00 <stapler> work your plan to your goal
14:00 <MiaOneness> i dont have one.. I havent messaged him for 6 years
14:00 <MiaOneness> before that took us 15 years to speak
14:00 <mrwuf> be like, oh we're terrible for each in relationship because we're so similar, we make the worst lovers but the best friends,
14:00 <MiaOneness> i said to him in a facebook message
15:00 <MiaOneness> "ill message you in a few years, because thats my trademark"
15:00 <MiaOneness> what do you think of that comment?
15:00 <stapler> i wouldnt like it...
15:00 <MiaOneness> ok
15:00 <MiaOneness> why is that stapler?
15:00 <mrwuf> you have to make him want you, to do that you have to increase your social value, to do that you have change his perspective that your easily obtained by making yourself unavailable to him but also put yourself in his environment
15:00 <stapler> i would probably cut that person off. it indicates the person could be a game player
16:00 <MiaOneness> yes yes
16:00 <MiaOneness> nah i dont want him to want me
16:00 <MiaOneness> when he said to go for coffee, i said bring your "wife" (gf of 10 years) too and he said no
16:00 <mrwuf> you have to be real with what you want, make a goal, draft a plan
16:00 <MiaOneness> i said that so she wouldnt think anything suss was going on
16:00 <stapler> but you wouldnt say to anyone "i'll message you in a few years", if you actually liked them or wanted to talk to them again. who waits a few years?
16:00 <MiaOneness> i dont want him
17:00 <stapler> nah that
17:00 <mrwuf> you want to break up his relationship
17:00 <stapler> that's just weird bringing his wife to meet an ex after so many years lol
17:00 <MiaOneness> yeah thats a fair point stapler.. but he in a relationshop
17:00 <MiaOneness> we were like friends
17:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
17:00 <MiaOneness> it was a childhood sweetheard relationship
17:00 <MiaOneness> not a full on adult one
17:00 <mrwuf> that you can't let go of
18:00 <mrwuf> find someone new that you like better is my advice
18:00 <stapler> yeah so as mrwuf says, he can sense you're wanting to explore options but he is in another relationship, so cant or wont entertain risking what he has
18:00 <MiaOneness> i can, havent messaged him for a long time.. was wondering to do so, given the few years has lapsed, but  i wont
18:00 <MiaOneness> fair enough
18:00 <MiaOneness> ill leave it at that
18:00 <MiaOneness> thanks for the analysis "game player" advice.. very true
19:00 <stapler> it's okay... i have some exes that were game players and so i know their "trademarks"
19:00 <MiaOneness> LOLOL
19:00 <stapler> lolol
19:00 <MiaOneness> Im not a player, just view him as a brother
20:00 <stapler> except you wouldnt tell your brother you'll message in a few years lol
20:00 <MiaOneness> lol in my sitiation it would be 20
20:00 <MiaOneness> loll
20:00 <MiaOneness> they are annoying at times
20:00 <stapler> i think its easy for girls to find a guy, much harder than a guy to find a girl
21:00 <mrwuf> do you think that maybe you feel like this relationship is going to end in marriage and you always kind of imagined you both ending up together and its worrying you, as you get older, the fear of ending up alone is making you attempt to rekindle old flames 
21:00 <MiaOneness> Nah
21:00 <MiaOneness> The premise is...
21:00 <^> Was this your first relationship Mia?
21:00 <stapler> lol @ ^. cool nick
21:00 <MiaOneness> He was my first love and have the utmost respect for him. It was a different kind of relationshhip
21:00 <MiaOneness> Yes
21:00 <^> There it is - your first love
21:00 <^> It never leaves you
22:00 <^> I have cared for plenty of women in my time
22:00 <MiaOneness> who is ^
22:00 <stapler> sad fact yep. although ^ future loves can always overwrite them. there is always ONE that kills you
22:00 <MiaOneness> is that you Agent?
22:00 <^> Most of them I think of fondly
22:00 <^> But my first is special and I will never lose that feeling
22:00 <^> Yes my little cherub, it is I
22:00 <stapler> Agent knows what's up
23:00 <MiaOneness> True true
23:00 <Jack> hi all
23:00 <MiaOneness> I made the note sound though I just missed him in a freiendly way...i said look after you family, i love you..
23:00 <MiaOneness> hahah
23:00 <MiaOneness> or something like that
24:00 <MiaOneness> "family" meaning his now wife
24:00 <MiaOneness> said his relationship
24:00 <MiaOneness> was "traumatised relationship"
24:00 <MiaOneness> whats that mean?? mean not going so well, or that he cheated that many times, its traumatiseD?
24:00 <MiaOneness> yes stapler, i agree its easier for women..
24:00 <Agent> Just that something's not right
25:00 <stapler> agree with agent, anything is possible
25:00 <MiaOneness> yeah never heard of anyone refer to it as traumatised relationship
25:00 <MiaOneness> hes a weird one
25:00 <iBiZa> sup
25:00 <stapler> me neither
25:00 <stapler> traumatised relationship sounds like real issues
26:00 <stapler> i wouldn't want a traumatised relationship
26:00 <stapler> lol
26:00 <MiaOneness> he married her after 16 years or something
26:00 <MiaOneness> so hopefully its going well
26:00 <stapler> 50% of the time marriage ends in divorce i believe?
26:00 <MiaOneness> nah not him, he collected
26:00 <stapler> what did he collect?
26:00 <MiaOneness> my marriage would have lasted if i didnt go crazy
27:00 <MiaOneness> nah i mean , cool calm and collected
27:00 <stapler> what made you go crazy?
27:00 <MiaOneness> collected, in thought
27:00 <MiaOneness> stress man, and my child was diagnosed with autism
27:00 <MiaOneness> which made me stress evern more,
27:00 <MiaOneness> and worked 3 jobs sometimes
27:00 <stapler> that's hard!
27:00 <MiaOneness> just had too much burdens
27:00 <stapler> yeah. financial pressures will ruin a good relationship
27:00 <MiaOneness> now im completely the opposite
28:00 <MiaOneness> but i dont know, maybe its best we split
28:00 <MiaOneness> i think it is
28:00 <MiaOneness> i miss my girl, but he can provide her with triple i can
28:00 <stapler> it would be very difficult
28:00 <MiaOneness> it was in the beginning, but use to it
29:00 <stapler> but sure you are doing the best you can :)
29:00 <psidawg> but nothing could b compared to a mother's touch
29:00 <MiaOneness> not really, doing the worst i can now.. dont fucking do anything, which has me bored
29:00 <stapler> ah
29:00 <MiaOneness> i think stepmum would come pretty close.. she appears very different to me
29:00 <stapler> the time will be right and you can set some goals.. get back into dating etc
29:00 <MiaOneness> so i would like that kind of woman in my daughters life
29:00 <MiaOneness> i am tomboy, she very womanly
30:00 <MiaOneness> i dont feel ready for relationship
30:00 <MiaOneness> i go out, and then get bored
30:00 <MiaOneness> and dont see them again
30:00 <stapler> or even a new job. one step at a time
30:00 <stapler> or just focus on your fitness :p
30:00 <MiaOneness> a job, yes
30:00 <stapler> so many options
30:00 <MiaOneness> true true
30:00 <MiaOneness> aus is the place to be for that
30:00 <stapler> as long as you're living in a clean house, thats step #1
30:00 <MiaOneness> haha yeah stapler... a clean but hoarders house
31:00 <stapler> lol. i started feeling guilty throwing things away due to landfill. so i keep some stuff just in case but will probably never use. i should discard. i dont like to shop/consume much....
31:00 <stapler> sure np. back soon myself
31:00 <proppanorty> hiiiiii
31:00 <stapler> gonna watch a movie!
32:00 <stapler> chat soon
32:00 <stapler> hai proppanorty!!!!!!
32:00 <proppanorty> haiiii
32:00 <proppanorty> :)
32:00 <stapler> MiaOneness will be back shortly, she is just finishing her smoke
32:00 <proppanorty> good i like her
32:00 <stapler> mrwuf is here somewhere too, as well as Agent
32:00 <proppanorty> Yay agent
32:00 <stapler> im going to watch movie, have a good night all
33:00 <proppanorty> Kk
33:00 <proppanorty> U too
33:00 <proppanorty> agent SPEAK UP
33:00 <proppanorty> lol
33:00 <Agent> WAT
33:00 <Agent> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
34:00 <proppanorty> Eat a doodle
34:00 <MiaOneness> who is prop?
34:00 <proppanorty> :D
34:00 <MiaOneness> !whois proppanorty
34:00 <proppanorty> nanya biz
34:00 <MiaOneness> lol
34:00 <proppanorty> Lol
35:00 <proppanorty> Lols
35:00 <proppanorty> lawls
35:00 <MiaOneness> i wanna post a video
35:00 <proppanorty> Lulz
35:00 <proppanorty> K
35:00 <proppanorty> Nude?
35:00 <MiaOneness> on mirc, but i cant find the link to it, other than my facebook account
35:00 <MiaOneness> the guy is the bomb
35:00 <proppanorty> Ohh
35:00 <proppanorty> Post wank vid 
35:00 <proppanorty> Pls
36:00 <proppanorty> :)
36:00 <MiaOneness> shared Lazar Angelov's video.
36:00 <MiaOneness> check that guy out on Facebook
36:00 <proppanorty> Na
36:00 <MiaOneness> his video with the banana
36:00 <MiaOneness> its epic
36:00 <proppanorty> I wanna see u gettin off
36:00 <MiaOneness> lolll
36:00 <MiaOneness> nah
36:00 <proppanorty> Lol
36:00 <MiaOneness> i got my period too ...
36:00 <proppanorty> Karn its friday night
36:00 <MiaOneness> its still there, might be gone by Snday
36:00 <proppanorty> Yummm
36:00 <MiaOneness> lol @ yum
36:00 <proppanorty> juicy goosey
37:00 <MiaOneness> ever done someone whilst their on their period
37:00 <MiaOneness> theyre
37:00 <proppanorty> :D
37:00 <proppanorty> Yep
37:00 <MiaOneness> how was it?
37:00 <proppanorty> course
37:00 <proppanorty> Dont need foreplay pre lubed
37:00 <under`> hello everybody
37:00 <proppanorty> Looolll
37:00 <iBiZa> lollllllllll
37:00 <iBiZa> lolllllllllllllll
37:00 <proppanorty> Hize
37:00 <under`> ?
37:00 <proppanorty> Lol
37:00 <iBiZa> hi dr phill
37:00 <under`> ciao iBiZa 
37:00 <iBiZa> ciao gao
37:00 <under`> come stai?
38:00 <iBiZa> cumstain
38:00 <under`> haha
38:00 <ryan`> `voice 
38:00 <proppanorty> up da bum no babies lol
38:00 <MiaOneness> sick! as in gross... not great!
39:00 <MiaOneness> gonna eat yesterdays pepperoni pizza
39:00 <MiaOneness> uno momento
40:00 <VENoM> `voice
42:00 <proppanorty> Jack lol
42:00 <proppanorty> byes
43:00 <proppanorty> Roshmeister!
45:00 <MiaOneness> are you m deb gai wa?
45:00 <proppanorty> Come again
45:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
46:00 <MiaOneness> mmmmmmmm deb GAYWA
46:00 <proppanorty> Wot dat
46:00 <MiaOneness> its Viet
46:00 <proppanorty> oh
46:00 <proppanorty> Gimmee
46:00 <MiaOneness> who wants to send me a present for my birthday? next week
47:00 <MiaOneness> I acccept Cadbury Snack and Cadbury Peppermint
47:00 <MiaOneness> annnddd even Mi Goreng Noodles
47:00 <proppanorty> Yum
47:00 <proppanorty> Ok
47:00 <proppanorty> Deetz :D ?
47:00 <MiaOneness> how muhc is a packet of migoreng noodles now? they use to be well cheap...
47:00 <Agent> If you can find some way to get them to her
47:00 <Agent> I haven't figured that out yet
47:00 <proppanorty> Cheap as
48:00 <proppanorty> Drone? Or is no fly zone?
48:00 <proppanorty> Lol
48:00 <MiaOneness> good will be my idet once i get there, until ifind a job
48:00 <proppanorty> all good
48:00 <MiaOneness> pour some lagar for the locals
48:00 <MiaOneness> and talk shit
48:00 <proppanorty> i give u job
49:00 <MiaOneness> doing what
49:00 <proppanorty> no worries
49:00 <proppanorty> Ummm
49:00 <proppanorty> tell u on arrivalz
49:00 <proppanorty> Lol
49:00 <MiaOneness> LOL sounds suss
49:00 <MiaOneness> SUSSKIND!
49:00 <proppanorty> naaaaa
49:00 <proppanorty> sif
49:00 <MiaOneness> Ok
49:00 <proppanorty> legit its straya
49:00 <proppanorty> lol
50:00 <MiaOneness> I feel like buying the box set of Long Island Medium, but i wont
51:00 <MiaOneness> I heart Theresa Caputo
52:00 <MiaOneness> http://imgur.com/a/JMkoV
53:00 <proppanorty> But sex?
53:00 <proppanorty> Oh sry 
53:00 <proppanorty> Misread :)
55:00 <MiaOneness> stapler_away WHAT YOU WATCHING DUDE?
55:00 <MiaOneness> mrwuf WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
55:00 <MiaOneness> Agent whats the go?
55:00 <proppanorty> slow night huh
56:00 <proppanorty> everyones fagging out
56:00 <MiaOneness> i miss crown casino
56:00 <Agent> The go with what baby
56:00 <MiaOneness> whatcha exactly doing
56:00 <Agent> Oh, I'm playing Skyrim while I eat dinner
57:00 <Agent> I have Chinese takeout
57:00 <Agent> Mongolian Lamb, Honeyed Chicken, Spring Rolls and Special Fried Rice
57:00 <MiaOneness> ah nice
57:00 <MiaOneness> spring rolls mmmm
57:00 <Agent> Yeah I saved some of those for tomororw's breakfast
57:00 <MiaOneness> you should of got some dim sims
58:00 <MiaOneness> do you know the difference between dim sim, and dim sum
58:00 <Agent> I've never been a fan of dim sims
58:00 <MiaOneness> ah i love em
58:00 <Agent> I thought one was singular and one was plural :)
58:00 <MiaOneness> nah
58:00 <Agent> I thought you had one dim sim and several dim sum :)
58:00 <MiaOneness> dim sum is Chinese tea
58:00 <Agent> oh
58:00 <MiaOneness> dim sim is wrapped pork? 
58:00 <Agent> I think so
58:00 <MiaOneness> is it pork
59:00 <Agent> It's meat and vegetables
59:00 <Agent> Sometimes it's pork
59:00 <Agent> Sometimes lamb
59:00 <Agent> Sometimes chicken
59:00 <mrwuf> just chatting
59:00 <proppanorty> Yes i had a pork earlier
00:00 <proppanorty> was scrumptious 
00:00 <proppanorty> :)
00:00 <proppanorty> Satisfaction guaranteed 
03:00 <proppanorty> i had my pork about 4pm
04:00 <MiaOneness> excellent
04:00 <proppanorty> better than sex it was lol
05:00 <proppanorty> oh aww battery runs low
05:00 <MiaOneness> Place the mince, chilli, garlic, ginger, coriander and fish sauce in a bowl. Mix until well combined. Lay the wonton wrappers out in a single layer on a clean surface. Spoon teaspoonfuls of the mixture into the centre of each wonton. Brush the edges of each wonton with egg and bring the edges up to tightly enclose the filling. Press to seal. 
05:00 <MiaOneness> #wonton
05:00 <Agent> Musta been some pretty good pork
05:00 <Agent> Better than sek!
05:00 <Agent> sex!
05:00 <Agent> That's a big call, mister
06:00 <proppanorty> Yes it was a truly epic porking
06:00 <wonton> !random Agent
06:00 <wonton> oh it doesnt work here
06:00 <Agent> wtf is random
06:00 <Agent> :P
06:00 <wonton> in nerdhacks
06:00 <wonton> if you do that
06:00 <proppanorty> mmmm wonton
06:00 <wonton> a random quote will come up of yours
06:00 <proppanorty> Lol 
07:00 <Agent> Heh
07:00 <proppanorty> Its a shit bot tho
07:00 <Agent> !stats
07:00 <wonton> im so fidgety today
07:00 <Raichu> It's super effective!
07:00 <Agent> Hmm where's ircstats
07:00 <proppanorty> I hope its author doesnt work as a coder lol
08:00 <Agent> I'll make you a better bot
08:00 <Agent> Or tweak that one
08:00 <wonton> want to see someone interesting... /me looks on youtbe for costantine
08:00 <proppanorty> yes
08:00 <proppanorty> Agent is elite
08:00 <Arbition> man this Takata airbags thing is a worry
09:00 <Arbition> way back to 2000
09:00 <proppanorty> i write u bot. Hand written asm lol
09:00 <Agent> A WILD ARBITION APPEARS
09:00 <Arbition> which means my crown might possibly be affected
09:00 <Agent> IT'S ANGRY
09:00 <Arbition> but getting any details, that's gonna be hard
09:00 <wonton> cant find it
09:00 <Arbition> Angry?
09:00 <beagle> its freezing
09:00 <proppanorty> wot is crown? Like crown flower off choof tree?
09:00 <Arbition> model of my car
10:00 <proppanorty> A CROWN NUGGET
10:00 <proppanorty> OH
10:00 <Agent> What's the story, the airbags don't work or somethin
10:00 <proppanorty> IS IT GO FARST
10:00 <Arbition> No, just trying to work out of it is affected by the defective Takata airbags
10:00 <proppanorty> Y u no buy euro
10:00 <proppanorty> ?
10:00 <Agent> Right, so if they're defective, they wont' deploy when they should?
10:00 <Lwaxana> b1rd get out
10:00 <proppanorty> No
10:00 <proppanorty> why
11:00 <proppanorty> not fair
11:00 <Arbition> You haven't heard of the Takata airbag recall?
11:00 <proppanorty> Lolll
11:00 <Agent> Arbition no
11:00 <Arbition> tens of millions of cars are affected
11:00 <Arbition> https://www.productsafety.gov.au/news/takata-airbag-recalls-affecting-australian-consumers
11:00 <Arbition> tens of millions worldwide that is
12:00 <Arbition> that page covers only australian recalls
12:00 <Arbition> The short story is that they deploy, sure, but they tend to throw shrapnel around
13:00 <Agent> Hmm, my car appears to be affected
13:00 <Agent> I run a 2008 Mazda 6
13:00 <Arbition> best follow the link to check your VIN against it
13:00 <Agent> Later lwax
13:00 <oko121111111> markets close in hours and hours
13:00 <oko121111111> 	New York *	Fri 8:13 am
14:00 <Arbition> Excessive internal pressure could potentially be created in the inflator installed in the front passenger air bag at the time of air bag deployment. As a result, the body of the inflator may rupture upon deployment.
14:00 <Arbition> The ruptured inflator may create metallic fragments that could contact an occupant, increasing the risk of injury.
15:00 <ubuntu-tr> hi all
15:00 <Agent> This was published two years ago??
15:00 <Arbition> yes, I was under the impression it was big news
15:00 <Arbition> that's why I was suprised when you said you hadn't heard about it
16:00 <Agent> Against which list would I check my VIN?
16:00 <Arbition> It has cropped up multiple times as various manufacterers find they have yet more affected vehicles
16:00 <Arbition> https://www.productsafety.gov.au/recall/mazda-australia-pty-ltd-mazda6-gg-gy-my-2006-2009?source=recalls
16:00 <Arbition> under the Identifying features heading
16:00 <Agent> Right, I see it
16:00 <Agent> I'll have a look
17:00 <Arbition> It is interesting that it isn't all Jap cars in this list
17:00 <Agent> Well
18:00 <Agent> My car's VIN doesn't appear in any of the ranges listed
18:00 <Agent> Looks like I"m safe
18:00 <Arbition> Also means even if you took it in they wouldn't look at it
18:00 <Arbition> presumably the ranges correspond to factories or something
18:00 <psidawg> yawns
18:00 <Agent> Probably the lines that used that model of inflator
18:00 <Arbition> mmhmm
19:00 <oko121111111> who wants screenshots of some of my bank balances
19:00 <oko121111111> lots of millenials online
19:00 <Agent> Ok go
19:00 <Agent> I want to see your bank balance desperately
19:00 <Agent> Link me
19:00 <Agent> Show me how much debt you're in
19:00 <Raichu> oko121111111 has been exposed for the true loser he is.
20:00 <Agent> Clearly
20:00 <Agent> Let's see the screens mate
20:00 <Arbition> inb4 it is a screenshot of a text editor with oko1211: $1,000,000,000.00 as its only contents
20:00 <Agent> Arbition has you pegged, mate
20:00 <Arbition> though really, anyone can edit html of a legit site
20:00 <psidawg> cashless me 20bux plz
21:00 <psidawg> i mean cardless
21:00 <Arbition> especially chrome, which has a very capable debugger built in by default
21:00 <oko121111111> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M. (Jan 21, 2014) Length: 4:01 - Category: Music - 35,963,101 views views - 224,761 likes (97.2%), 6,380 dislikes (2.8%)
22:00 <oko121111111> cash rules everything around me
22:00 <oko121111111> dollar bill ya'll
22:00 <Agent> Then you are a poor man indeed.
23:00 <Raichu> oko121111111: I heard the jewish community ousted you because you pretended you were wealthy
23:00 <Raichu> Is this true?
23:00 <oko121111111> millenial'd
23:00 <oko121111111> kid'd
23:00 <oko121111111> kid im converting next year
24:00 <Agent> Where are these screenshots you faggt
24:00 <Arbition> One does not simply convert to being a Jew
24:00 <Arbition> You must have an unbroken line of Jewish mothers
24:00 <Agent> How do you promise success and riches when you break a simple promise of bank balance screens
24:00 <oko121111111> u making money 24/7?
24:00 <Arbition> which is very easy to verify due to the existence of mitochondrial DNA coming only from the mother
25:00 <Agent> oko
25:00 <oko121111111> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRKsKwEdUQ
25:00 <Agent> I'm waiting for your bank balance screens
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph ft. Cappadonna (Apr 30, 2013) Length: 6:18 - Category: Music - 12,251,732 views views - 64,644 likes (96.6%), 2,249 dislikes (3.4%)
25:00 <oko121111111> i like it how arbition thinks he knows things, kids got like 90iq
26:00 <oko121111111> kid'd
26:00 <Agent> Oko I'm waiting for those bank balance screens
26:00 <Raichu> He's Googling for a legit looking one
26:00 <oko121111111> kid u pay me for the screenshots k
26:00 <Raichu> Give him a bit
26:00 <Agent> Oko I'm waiting for those bank balance screens you bragged about but haven't provided yet
26:00 <oko121111111> 1k each screenshot for each bank account
26:00 <Arbition> LOL shifting the goalposts
26:00 <oko121111111> i got 4-5 accounts kid
26:00 <Arbition> that don't fly around here
26:00 <Agent> You're a huge idiot.
26:00 <Raichu> Arbition: Did you see his photo?
27:00 <Arbition> no one needs to see them, they're for your rep
27:00 <Agent> Nobody here believes you have money
27:00 <Raichu> Looks like Hagrid
27:00 <Arbition> No, but I did see you mention that
27:00 <Raichu> No way he has any wealth.
27:00 <oko121111111> millenial'd
27:00 <Raichu> Can't even afford a shaver.
27:00 <Agent> This is internet. All statements are lies until proven by pictures and video
27:00 <Arbition> I don't think that really says whether it is true or not. Far more telling is the frequency with which he comes on IRC and asserts how rich he is
28:00 <oko121111111> ill take a snapshot of my trading screen for 500 USD right now
28:00 <oko121111111> speak up
28:00 <oko121111111> cant afford shit
28:00 <Arbition> How about no
28:00 <Agent> Nobody is giving you money
28:00 <Arbition> Why the hell would I want to see it?
28:00 <Raichu> oko121111111 is cracking. :)
28:00 <Agent> You came here withs omething to prove, so prove it.
28:00 <^bozojim> hi Raichu
29:00 <Agent> I don't care if he comes here and lies about his wealth. But the next time he demands money from someone for anything at all, or tries to recruit people into his pyramid scheme, I'll ban him.
29:00 <Arbition> lol I haven't seen recruiting
29:00 <Arbition> why am I not suprised
29:00 <Agent> He's been trying it on and off for weeks
29:00 <Arbition> most I've seen is him advertising some shitty channel
29:00 <Agent> He's got some scheme going that gives him residual income. It might even be legit. But I'm not having financial scams peddled on the channel.
29:00 <Arbition> probably an MLM
30:00 <Agent> Yeah
30:00 <Agent> Some of them do work, but most of them are scams. I'm not having real money scams on the channel.
30:00 <Arbition> A pyramid scheme but not considered a ponzi scheme because they tack on some good(s) or service(s)
30:00 <Arbition> in the eyes of the law
30:00 <Arbition> even if they do completely suck
30:00 <Arbition> I heard about some telecomms company one
31:00 <Arbition> no way that would result in anything real
31:00 <Agent> MLM is legal in Australia. I've done it before, and it can work, but it's very hard work and for almost all people it's a money sink.
31:00 <Raichu> ACL I think it is.
31:00 <Raichu> The big phone one.
31:00 <Agent> ACN. That's the one I worked with. That one is real and does work, but it's a huge amount of work and as I said, for most people, they lose money.
31:00 <Raichu> That's the one.
31:00 <Arbition> More to the point, you have to be a salesman and basically lie through your teeth
32:00 <Agent> I made about a thousand bucks in four years, then quit.
32:00 <Raichu> My old supervisor tried to get me into that.
32:00 <Arbition> or at least pedal ignorance
32:00 <Agent> It can work if you get lucky
32:00 <Agent> But it turned out not to be my bag.
32:00 <Agent> Well there were no lies
32:00 <Agent> I was upfront about how much work it took
32:00 <Agent> <Shrug>
32:00 <Agent> One of the guys I brought on board made enough money to quit his job
32:00 <slower> why on earth would you take on a job where you can lose money????????????????
33:00 <Agent> I didn't have that kinda luck
33:00 <Agent> So I left it
33:00 <Agent> Most people lose money doing it
33:00 <Arbition> Probably lots of people throwing good money after bad
33:00 <Agent> So it might be legal, but I think it's still a scam.
33:00 <Agent> Arb, I agree.
33:00 <Arbition> there's obviously some saturation point, and only some people can make the cash
33:00 <slower> so, why do it???????????????????
34:00 <Arbition> same reason people play the lottery I guess
34:00 <Arbition> "This time it'll be different"
34:00 <Agent> Slower, cause I thought it was worth a shot.
34:00 <Agent> If you're one of the few it takes off for, there's a lot of legit money in it
34:00 <Agent> It's just hard to be one of the 1% it takes off for :)
34:00 <Arbition> but it comes off the backs of suckers
34:00 <Agent> I don't quite agree with that
35:00 <Agent> I made zero money from the people below me
35:00 <Agent> I only made money when a product was paid for
35:00 <Agent> Which is what makes it MLM and not Pyramid (which is illegal)
35:00 <Agent> The only money I got was a commission off products sold
35:00 <Agent> That's it
35:00 <Agent> I get nothing for someone joining the business
36:00 <Agent> You only lose money if you join and then do no work
36:00 <Arbition> But you sold the promise right?
36:00 <Agent> If you make a full time job of it you can make money
36:00 <Arbition> You didn't talk soley about the product
36:00 <Agent> I always told people it was a full time job.
36:00 <slower> agent, you dont appear stupid to me, that is why I cant beleive you took it on
36:00 <Agent> The ones who joined and didn't treat it as a full time job, they lost money.
36:00 <Agent> The ones who did, including me, we all made money
37:00 <Agent> I wouldn't do it if the product was sales
37:00 <Agent> I only did itbecuase the product was subscriptions.
37:00 <Raichu> So when you join, you sell people mobile/internet/etc?
37:00 <Agent> Yes
37:00 <Raichu> Ah ok
37:00 <Agent> I only did it because one customer would pay over and over and over again
38:00 <Agent> Monthly bills, that's the key to MLM success.
38:00 <Raichu> Is it like 1%?
38:00 <Agent> I twas up to 14% when I was in. The structure was constantly changing.
38:00 <Raichu> 14% isn't too bad
38:00 <Agent> Pretty good
38:00 <Raichu> Especially if you bring in big spenders.
38:00 <Agent> Business contracts were the gold mine
38:00 <Raichu> Yeah
38:00 <Agent> Putting one friend on a monthly phone plan was chump change
38:00 <Raichu> lol
38:00 <Agent> Getting a commercial client with 4000 phones was the ticket.
39:00 <Raichu> I bet 
39:00 <Raichu> See I couldn't justify the $500 fee 
39:00 <Agent> But the real winner is
39:00 <Agent> Recruiting people in
39:00 <Agent> Getting them to recruit
39:00 <Agent> Helping them to recruit
39:00 <Agent> Down the levels
39:00 <Arbition> That's my point
39:00 <Arbition> That's selling the promise
39:00 <Agent> And then someone 7 levels below you getting that commercial client with 4000 phones
39:00 <Arbition> not the product
39:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> hi
39:00 <Agent> The further down the levels away from me, the more % I got
39:00 <Raichu> Especially when I was told "all you need to do is recruit"
40:00 <Agent> Raichu, yeah that's wrong.
40:00 <Agent> I get *nothing* for recruiting someone
40:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> any chick want bj me
40:00 <Agent> But the commission on products sold increased the lower the level was
40:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> lick me rims
40:00 <Raichu> I wanted something where I could sell the service
40:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> aye m8
40:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> Raichu
40:00 <Raichu> Like ACN sounds but wasn't sold to me.
40:00 <Agent> So by selling products, I got paid. By recruiting a team, my commission went up.
40:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> any chick want lick me rimz
41:00 <Raichu> I considered joining Telstra or Optus but they all wanted a shop front etc.
41:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> aving perry wine from wales
41:00 <Raichu> Way too much $$ upfront.
41:00 <Agent> Yeah
41:00 <Agent> Regardless, the bottom line is, it's extremely hard to make money from it
41:00 <Agent> Possible, but very very difficult
41:00 <Raichu> Eh I could easily sell digital services.
41:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> westpac declining loan for queenslanders
42:00 <Agent> ACN's draw was that the income was willable
42:00 <Agent> No MLM's allow that
42:00 <Raichu> Willable?
42:00 <Agent> If you die, the money stops.
42:00 <Agent> ACN allows you to will the income to your kids
42:00 <Raichu> Ohhhhh
42:00 <Agent> So the draw was setting up a nicer life for your family.
42:00 <Raichu> I got it as you said that.
42:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> women didnt enjoy my sex so i deported
42:00 <Agent> Yeah
42:00 <Raichu> Anyway bedtime
42:00 <Raichu> Peace
42:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> but nevertheless i enjoyed them all
43:00 <Agent> People spend their lives working to set their kids up
43:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> do my bed Raichu tuk the donna
43:00 <Agent> This way they can set up a plan to continue looking after their kids afte they're gone
43:00 <Agent> That sold a lot of people
43:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> yeah population will hit ever high prettie soon
43:00 <Agent> Anyway that conversation went much deeper than I had intended :)
44:00 <Agent> I don't mind talk about it, but actually trying to recruit amounts to real life real money scamming, so I won't have it
44:00 <Agent> He's shut up now anyway, so it's all good
44:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> too much emo dont buy me a cuppa
44:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> read my name
44:00 <Agent> You're fucking strange, Hemmie
45:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> one lady hit other ladywith wheels n blame the sun 
46:00 <MrHemmieCutHead> people are growing faster
58:00 <oko121111111> did you listen to it?
58:00 <oko121111111> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M. (Jan 21, 2014) Length: 4:01 - Category: Music - 35,963,723 views views - 224,770 likes (97.2%), 6,380 dislikes (2.8%)
59:00 <oko121111111> its a good characterization of where you guys are at (mcdonalds, kfc) or whatever, and me
59:00 <carlOz> smoked a pack of cigarettes before mid day
59:00 <oko121111111> cash rules everything about me
59:00 <oko121111111> dollar dollar bill ya'll
04:00 <carlOz> coughed up a lung around 1
06:00 <Arbition> http://imgur.com/account/favorites/WuAo9fj
07:00 <stapler_away> oko121111111 whats ur net worth bro
08:00 <oko121111111> 150 dollars a month
11:00 <burd> Haoii
12:00 <burd> Haoii
12:00 <iBiZa> huwos
13:00 <blyke> beer
13:00 <blyke> smokes
14:00 <iBiZa> heroin
14:00 <blyke> lol
14:00 <blyke> junkie
15:00 <stapler_away> 150??
16:00 <stapler_away> u in da poor house bratha
16:00 <jasonhillroma> Hai
17:00 <jasonhillroma> Hi styx
17:00 <jasonhillroma> Doc?
17:00 <jasonhillroma> U there bro
18:00 <blyke> drinking becks beer
18:00 <blyke> lols
18:00 <jasonhillroma> Weak
18:00 <jasonhillroma> Nar nice
18:00 <blyke> got 1 left after this one
18:00 <jasonhillroma> U got method?
19:00 <blyke> had a 50ml jimbeam
19:00 <jasonhillroma> Meth?
19:00 <blyke> and 3 beers
19:00 <blyke> no i dont have floor cleaner
19:00 <jasonhillroma> Any puff
19:00 <blyke> but i have a pipe
19:00 <blyke> for it
19:00 <jasonhillroma> Cool
19:00 <jasonhillroma> Meet me yarraman
19:00 <blyke> my joint like 20 min walk from there
19:00 <jasonhillroma> Half hour
19:00 <jasonhillroma> K
19:00 <blyke> u come here
19:00 <jasonhillroma> OK 
20:00 <jasonhillroma> I leave in 5
20:00 <blyke> i got rollies
20:00 <jasonhillroma> Be there middy
20:00 <blyke> lols
20:00 <blyke> k
20:00 <jasonhillroma> I got 1/2 oz
20:00 <blyke> should i save u last beer
20:00 <jasonhillroma> Yes
20:00 <blyke> u got 45 mins before i drink the beer
20:00 <jasonhillroma> You know who this is?
21:00 <blyke> ruff idea
21:00 <jasonhillroma> Well?
22:00 <blyke> u welcome
22:00 <moohoo> K
22:00 <moohoo> Welcome why?
22:00 <moohoo> I'll snap ya
23:00 <blyke> churr
23:00 <blyke> beached as
23:00 <moohoo> Boe
23:00 <blyke> u got ps4
23:00 <blyke> bring controller
23:00 <blyke> 2 player sf5
23:00 <blyke> etc
23:00 <moohoo> U got a bucket or a hose bro?
23:00 <blyke> ??
24:00 <moohoo> I need a git wit asap
24:00 <blyke> sypthon pet
24:00 <blyke> ?
24:00 <moohoo> Ooohhhh shutttttgt
24:00 <moohoo> I need a neefle
24:00 <moohoo> Needle
24:00 <moohoo> Fix my jeans....
24:00 <moohoo> Needle n thread
25:00 <moohoo> Yeah man
25:00 <moohoo> Its ok
28:00 <blyke> hi
28:00 <blyke> i dont like drugs
28:00 <lwaxxana> I don't 
29:00 <lwaxxana> Blyke fuck me?
29:00 <blyke> k
29:00 <lwaxxana> Root my hairy spadger
29:00 <lwaxxana> ?
30:00 <blyke> um
30:00 <blyke> why not
30:00 <blyke> got friend here atm
30:00 <lwaxxana> Jk I don't do junkies
30:00 <blyke> im not a junkie
30:00 <lwaxxana> Yes you are
30:00 <blyke> how so
30:00 <lwaxxana> Your on drugs
31:00 <blyke> since when
31:00 <Faust> hairier than venus rosales?
31:00 <lwaxxana> ∆
31:00 <lwaxxana> Lol
31:00 <lwaxxana> Hi faux
31:00 <blyke> man if u want be lapped up
31:00 <blyke> how can i put this
31:00 <Faust> I'm not faux but i miss her hairy legs
31:00 <blyke> if u want be
32:00 <lwaxxana> Lap up my arse cumz
32:00 <blyke> ravaged
32:00 <blyke> omg
32:00 <blyke> i saving 1 beer
32:00 <blyke> hurry up
32:00 <lwaxxana> Lick my manpussy
32:00 <lwaxxana> Eat my poodot
33:00 <lwaxxana> Tongue my bum cunty
33:00 <Faust> get into his sweaty musty man jungle
34:00 <blyke> i dont care
34:00 <blyke> im like
34:00 <blyke> wheres me mate
34:00 <blyke> waiting for my mate
34:00 <^pHANTOM^> just waiting for mate...
34:00 <blyke> yeah u know that guy was my lsd dealers dealer
35:00 <blyke> thats wat makes it funny
35:00 <blyke> cunce
36:00 <lwaxxana> Lies junkoss
36:00 <lwaxxana> Lol man jungle
36:00 <lwaxxana> Yess
36:00 <lwaxxana> Eat my manpussy blyker
39:00 <President_Trump> lols
39:00 <lwaxxana> Hi junky
42:00 <blyke> beers gone
45:00 <lwaxxana> Thanks bro
47:00 <mrwuf> you sound ill bro
48:00 <mrwuf> whats wrong
48:00 <stevensmum> Always illest
48:00 <stevensmum> U mad br0?
49:00 <mrwuf> you know you're strong enough to endure the few days of pain as your receptors come back online and free yourself from that cursed loop
49:00 <mrwuf> so whats the hold up
49:00 <mrwuf> are you punishing yourself
50:00 <stevensmum> Mad at me?
55:00 <blyke> hi
55:00 <blyke> once a tranny that worked for feds
55:00 <blyke> came to my school
55:00 <blyke> cause of bomb scare
55:00 <blyke> ;o
55:00 <blyke> i know everything
55:00 <blyke> why do u find my dumb
57:00 <stevensmum> Your funny
57:00 <blyke> wheres my hug
58:00 <blyke> should put water in my bong
58:00 <blyke> lols
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