#melbourne - 2017-04-19 - AustNet Archive Project

// #melbourne — 2017-04-19

1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
« 2017-04-18 2017-04-20 »
00:00 <blyke> at least i  will not think i am better than myself
00:00 <blyke> and wont call myself gay
00:00 <blyke> or shit like that
00:00 <blyke> win win
00:30 <blyke> at least i will not think i am better than myself
00:42 <blyke> and wont call myself gay
00:46 <blyke> or shit like that
00:49 <blyke> win win
01:00 <^> Blyke
01:00 <^> Are you a poo jabber
01:00 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
01:00 <blyke> ^ no
01:19 <^> Blyke
01:21 <^> Are you a poo jabber
01:21 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
01:54 <blyke> ^ no
02:00 <blyke> are u
02:00 <blyke> are u
02:00 <^> Are you fucking sure
02:00 <blyke> only if suzi isnt female
02:00 <^> You never know
02:00 <blyke> then i might be confused enough
02:00 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
02:07 <^> Are you fucking sure
02:19 <blyke> only if suzi isnt female
02:24 <^> You never know
02:28 <blyke> then i might be confused enough
02:56 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
02:57 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
02:58 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
02:59 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
03:00 <darkthrone1> thats the best alias ive seen in a while
03:00 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
03:00 <darkthrone1> thats the best alias ive seen in a while 
03:00 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
03:00 <David> aww :)
03:00 <darkthrone1> ^
03:00 <^> :D
03:00 <darkthrone1> ₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪greek
03:00 <David> heeh coolhehe cool
03:00 <David> oops
03:00 <David> *hehe cool
03:02 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
03:04 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
03:05 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
03:06 <David> i need to get drunk or i will die
03:07 Mode: (by tozza) +v David
03:15 <David> aww :)
03:16 <darkthrone1> ^
03:29 * tozza cracks beer
03:31 <^> :D
03:35 <darkthrone1> ₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪₪greek
03:40 <David> heeh coolhehe cool
03:47 <David> oops
03:55 <David> *hehe cool
04:00 <darkthrone1> im looking for a girlfriend
04:20 * tozza [MP3 Player] No Remorse - Metallica - Kill 'em All - Studio Version - HD.mp3 [Bitrate: 92kbps]!
04:32 <darkthrone1> im looking for a girlfriend
04:55 Quit: Nice1 ([email protected]) EOF from client
05:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ^
06:00 <couleurs> darkthrone1: may i recommend ^Roshanda^ 
06:00 <couleurs> she's recently single and ready to mingle
06:18 <couleurs> darkthrone1: may i recommend ^Roshanda^
06:19 <couleurs> she's recently single and ready to mingle
08:27 Join: tallone ([email protected]) to #melbourne
09:00 <darkthrone1> is she a looker?
09:00 <darkthrone1> i date women most be at least a 7
09:00 <tozza> `adduser spanish 25
09:00 <couleurs> she's an 8 m8
09:18 <darkthrone1> is she a looker?
09:38 Join: spanish ([email protected]) to #melbourne
09:41 <darkthrone1> i date women most be at least a 7
09:51 Mode: (by tozza) -v slower
09:53 <tozza> `adduser spanish 25
09:56 <couleurs> she's an 8 m8
10:00 <darkthrone1> nice m8
10:00 <spanish> `confirm user spanish
10:00 <couleurs> lol at slinky goin' hard again
10:06 <darkthrone1> nice m8
10:12 <spanish> `confirm user spanish
10:39 <couleurs> lol at slinky goin' hard again
11:00 Quit: partay ([email protected]) Quit:
11:00 <Tim-Sim> `voice
11:00 <Tim-Sim> `voice
11:00 <spanish> `confirm spanish
11:00 <spanish> `voice
11:00 <origin> `voice
11:03 <spanish> `confirm spanish
11:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Tim-Sim
11:19 <spanish> `voice
11:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v spanish
11:25 <origin> `voice
12:51 Mode: (by tozza) -v blyke
14:00 <darkthrone1> i was a corporate drone for nearly 15yrs
14:00 <blyke> coffee lols
14:21 Mode: (by tozza) -v David
14:21 <darkthrone1> i was a corporate drone for nearly 15yrs
14:29 <blyke> coffee lols
14:39 * tozza [MP3 Player] PanterA - Rise (Vulgar Display Of Power).mp3 [Bitrate: 92kbps]!
15:00 <darkthrone1> only 92kbs lol
15:00 <tozza> LMAO
15:50 <darkthrone1> only 92kbs lol
15:58 <tozza> LMAO
16:00 <tozza> SO FUNNY ISNT IT
16:00 <tozza> im not running a nightclub here man
16:00 <darkthrone1> thats cassette quality
16:00 <tozza> youtube rip is fine with home level musix
16:00 <darkthrone1> ok brother
16:03 <tozza> SO FUNNY ISNT IT
16:10 <tozza> im not running a nightclub here man
16:15 <darkthrone1> thats cassette quality
16:23 <tozza> youtube rip is fine with home level musix
16:32 <darkthrone1> ok brother
16:38 Quit: giovanni69 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:00 <tozza> here throne
17:00 <tozza> watch this
17:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVoSQP2yUYA
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cassettes - better than you don't remember (Feb 1, 2016) Length: 22:46 - Category: Science & Technology - 697,779 views views - 17,918 likes (98.5%), 274 dislikes (1.5%)
17:37 <tozza> here throne
17:39 <tozza> watch this
17:40 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVoSQP2yUYA
17:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cassettes - better than you don't remember (Feb 1, 2016) Length: 22:46 - Category: Science & Technology - 697,779 views views - 17,918 likes (98.5%), 274 dislikes (1.5%)
19:00 <darkthrone1> ok
19:17 <darkthrone1> ok
19:30 * tozza [MP3 Player] Pantera-Regular People (conceit).mp3 [Bitrate: 92kbps]!
24:05 Quit: David ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:13 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Client exited
28:00 <Tim-Sim> what's happening?
28:19 <Tim-Sim> what's happening?
29:00 <Tim-Sim> any conspiracies?
29:09 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:11 <Tim-Sim> any conspiracies?
29:21 Mode: (by tozza) -v darkthrone1
29:42 Quit: slower ([email protected]) Quit:
30:35 * tozza [MP3 Player] 2 The Who - The Real Me.mp3 [Bitrate: 20kbps]!
33:05 Join: David ([email protected]) to #melbourne
33:27 * tozza [MP3 Player] 04-the_who-cut_my_hair.mp3 [Bitrate: 37kbps]!
33:29 Nick: David is now known as zoopzoop
33:51 Nick: zoopzoop is now known as David
34:00 <David> i have a penis and im not afraid to use it
34:39 <David> i have a penis and im not afraid to use it
35:00 <tozza> faggot
35:04 <tozza> faggot
36:00 <David> haha you calling me a faggot?
36:07 <David> haha you calling me a faggot?
37:00 <tozza> yes romeo ur scared to use your dick
37:00 <David> aww okay
37:00 <David> hahaha
37:02 <tozza> yes romeo ur scared to use your dick
37:11 <David> aww okay
37:17 <David> hahaha
37:57 * tozza [MP3 Player] 2. Another One Bites The Dust.mp3 [Bitrate: 20kbps]!
40:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
40:10 <Tim-Sim> lol
45:05 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: sleps
49:13 Quit: spanish ([email protected]) EOF from client
55:09 Quit: tallone ([email protected]) Quit:
00:00 <steven> lols
00:00 <steven> mi
00:00 <steven> oops
00:00 <President_Trump> jen around?
00:00 <steven> i done mi tab
00:00 <steven> then pressed enter by mistake
00:00 <steven> not pedo'n mia or nuffin
00:15 Join: steven ([email protected]) to #melbourne
00:18 <steven> lols
00:27 <steven> mi
00:29 <steven> oops
00:38 <President_Trump> jen around?
00:42 <steven> i done mi tab
00:49 <steven> then pressed enter by mistake
00:54 <steven> not pedo'n mia or nuffin
01:00 <tozza> she aint even here
01:00 <steven> yeah i seen
01:22 <tozza> she aint even here
01:35 <steven> yeah i seen
01:46 <g> TOZZA
01:49 <g> having a huge paertry
01:51 <g> 20th of may
01:53 <g> save the date
01:55 <g> and tell your misses
01:56 <g> at the club
02:00 <tozza> hot hot mia
02:00 <tozza> http://imgur.com/a/gKSN2
02:07 <tozza> hot hot mia
02:07 <tozza> http://imgur.com/a/gKSN2
03:00 <steven> hahahaah
03:00 <steven> thats what i was looking for
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kelly Price - Friend Of Mine ft. Ronald Isley, R. Kelly (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 5:14 - Category: Music - 21,201,264 views views - 125,250 likes (95.5%), 5,952 dislikes (4.5%)
03:00 <tozza> gay
03:11 <steven> hahahaah
03:14 <steven> thats what i was looking for
03:20 <g> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swP0h-K_Tss
03:23 <g> zzz
03:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kelly Price - Friend Of Mine ft. Ronald Isley, R. Kelly (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 5:14 - Category: Music - 21,201,264 views views - 125,250 likes (95.5%), 5,952 dislikes (4.5%)
03:42 <tozza> gay
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Live Crew - Hoochie Mama (Oct 1, 2016) Length: 3:26 - Category: Music - 1,618 views views - 19 likes (95%), 1 dislikes (5%)
06:00 <steven> CB4
06:00 <tozza> riday?
06:00 <tozza> friday
06:00 <steven> ya aint nuffin but a hoochie mama
06:03 <g> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8yqMyh0ruM
06:06 <g> what movie this from
06:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Live Crew - Hoochie Mama (Oct 1, 2016) Length: 3:26 - Category: Music - 1,618 views views - 19 likes (95%), 1 dislikes (5%)
06:07 <g> tozza
06:23 <steven> CB4
06:24 <tozza> riday?
06:35 <tozza> friday
06:45 <g> yeah
06:48 <g> how u guess it kunt
06:58 <g> how do u know
06:59 <steven> ya aint nuffin but a hoochie mama
06:59 <g> everything i know
07:00 <tozza> u know who ur talkin to yeh?
07:00 <tozza> i was watchin jimmy watchin the bull ant
07:00 <steven> jimmy lufflan
07:01 <g> lo
07:08 <tozza> u know who ur talkin to yeh?
07:21 <g> lol
07:23 <g> nevel bartos
07:36 <tozza> i was watchin jimmy watchin the bull ant
07:45 <steven> jimmy lufflan
07:51 <g> lol
08:30 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: :
09:32 Quit: David ([email protected]) Quit:
11:00 <President_Trump> props tho
11:05 <President_Trump> props tho
13:00 <tozza> PROPS CUNT
13:00 <President_Trump> let me guess u were too gutless to put the 10x3m trump poster up?
13:21 <tozza> PROPS CUNT
13:46 <President_Trump> let me guess u were too gutless to put the 10x3m trump poster up?
14:00 <tozza> lety me guess u were to gutless to say no to every dick in the pub this long weekend?
14:00 <^Roshanda^> lol
14:00 <President_Trump> the pubs i go to i wasnt shaw who had a dick and who didnt
14:14 <tozza> lety me guess u were to gutless to say no to every dick in the pub this long weekend?
14:32 <^Roshanda^> lol
14:53 <President_Trump> the pubs i go to i wasnt shaw who had a dick and who didnt
15:00 <tozza> `ban President_Trump -banmask h -noexpire yeah im fucking SHAW cunt
15:00 <tozza> mate ive had enuff of him
15:00 <tozza> why
15:00 <tozza> azza ? lol
15:08 <g> yo
15:11 <g> am i still connected?
15:32 <tozza> `ban President_Trump -banmask h -noexpire yeah im fucking SHAW cunt
15:33 Kick: President_Trump was kicked by ChanOP ((tozza) yeah im fucking SHAW cunt)
15:42 <tozza> mate ive had enuff of him
15:46 <g> man..
15:49 <g> i keep loosing my net
15:53 <tozza> why
15:53 <g> when i upload
15:56 <g> i loose sync on my modem
15:59 <g> but i still remain connected here
15:59 <tozza> azza ? lol
16:00 <g> wtf
16:00 <^Roshanda^> haha
16:07 <^Roshanda^> haha
22:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza
22:00 <tozza> hi tim
22:00 <Tim-Sim> I unlocked all of the characters on SFIV
22:00 <Tim-Sim> hi
22:00 <tozza> done it on insane?
22:40 <Tim-Sim> tozza
22:46 <tozza> hi tim
22:51 <Tim-Sim> I unlocked all of the characters on SFIV
22:52 <Tim-Sim> hi
22:59 <tozza> done it on insane?
23:00 <Tim-Sim> noooo
23:00 <tozza> then u aint done it lol
23:00 <tozza> fought akuma?
23:00 <tozza> but welldone
23:00 <Tim-Sim> true I guess, the point was to unlock Akuma 
23:00 <Tim-Sim> aim
23:00 <tozza> hakan and the lil wrestler guy sucks to use
23:04 <Tim-Sim> noooo
23:09 <tozza> then u aint done it lol
23:13 <tozza> fought akuma?
23:31 <tozza> but welldone
23:33 <Tim-Sim> true I guess, the point was to unlock Akuma
23:37 <Tim-Sim> aim
23:41 <tozza> hakan and the lil wrestler guy sucks to use
24:00 <Tim-Sim> Hakan? I do not think he is on the version of SFIV I have on Xbox 360
24:00 <Tim-Sim> I downloaded it via marketplace
24:00 <Tim-Sim> it has the wrestler El something
24:00 <Tim-Sim> took me a while to beat Seth with him
24:05 <Tim-Sim> Hakan? I do not think he is on the version of SFIV I have on Xbox 360
24:10 <Tim-Sim> I downloaded it via marketplace
24:17 <Tim-Sim> it has the wrestler El something
24:30 <Tim-Sim> took me a while to beat Seth with him
25:00 <Tim-Sim> There are only 25 characters 
25:00 <tozza> the red guy
25:00 <tozza> oh that might be super
25:06 <Tim-Sim> There are only 25 characters
25:42 <tozza> the red guy
25:47 <tozza> oh that might be super
26:00 <tozza> what a gay fucking nick
26:36 Mode: (by tozza) -o ^
26:43 <tozza> what a gay fucking nick
27:43 * tozza [MP3 Player] Slipknot - The Heretic Anthem (Audio).mp3 [Bitrate: 92kbps]!
28:00 <Tim-Sim> was a good move puttig the sanwas in the brawl stick, new buttons and joystick
28:22 Quit: Spanish[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
28:49 <Tim-Sim> was a good move puttig the sanwas in the brawl stick, new buttons and joystick
29:00 <tozza> my dreamcast stick is all sanwa from stock
29:00 <tozza> its amazzing
29:00 <Tim-Sim> cool
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/8OwvpOh.jpg
29:16 <tozza> my dreamcast stick is all sanwa from stock
29:20 <tozza> its amazzing
29:24 <Tim-Sim> cool
29:52 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/8OwvpOh.jpg
30:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah cool
30:28 <Tim-Sim> yeah cool
33:00 <Tim-Sim> Still want to try some of these http://www.gamerfinger.com/hbfs30.html
33:00 <Tim-Sim> just for the majesty
33:23 <Tim-Sim> Still want to try some of these http://www.gamerfinger.com/hbfs30.html
33:46 <Tim-Sim> just for the majesty
36:00 <tozza> yeh u showed me those
36:00 <tozza> why dont u get em
36:00 <Tim-Sim> I dont like the colours available 
36:23 <tozza> yeh u showed me those
36:27 <tozza> why dont u get em
36:51 <Tim-Sim> I dont like the colours available
37:00 <Tim-Sim> clear green or clear yellow
37:00 <Tim-Sim> the other colours say "out of stock"
37:00 <Tim-Sim> but the website has been like that for over a year now
37:00 <tozza> ah damn
37:00 <Tim-Sim> I might fire them an email
37:00 <tozza> yeh maybe they are giving support of the product
37:00 <Tim-Sim> or try and get them from somewhere else
37:05 <Tim-Sim> clear green or clear yellow
37:15 Join: MiaOneness ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:20 <Tim-Sim> the other colours say "out of stock"
37:35 <Tim-Sim> but the website has been like that for over a year now
37:37 <tozza> ah damn
37:40 <Tim-Sim> I might fire them an email
37:52 <tozza> yeh maybe they are giving support of the product
37:54 <Tim-Sim> or try and get them from somewhere else
38:00 <tozza> thats what happens with hdretrovison its a small team
38:00 <tozza> when they release their cables they then have to spend 3 or 4 months just for support before they make theirt next lil batch
38:00 <Tim-Sim> the pal converter?
38:00 <tozza> no
38:00 <tozza> its component cables for megadrive and snes
38:00 <tozza> awesome product
38:03 <tozza> thats what happens with hdretrovison its a small team
38:26 <tozza> when they release their cables they then have to spend 3 or 4 months just for support before they make theirt next lil batch
38:28 <Tim-Sim> the pal converter?
38:32 <tozza> no
38:47 <tozza> its component cables for megadrive and snes
38:55 <tozza> awesome product
39:00 <tozza> cause most lcds have trouble supporting 240p over rca thus problems on older consoles
39:00 <Tim-Sim> would be a good little racket to make something like that 
39:00 <tozza> suchas input lag and massive colour bleed and ghosting
39:00 <Tim-Sim> and sell em
39:00 <tozza> its alot of work
39:00 <tozza> i just use a crt
39:00 <tozza> im happy 
39:20 <tozza> cause most lcds have trouble supporting 240p over rca thus problems on older consoles
39:35 <Tim-Sim> would be a good little racket to make something like that
39:37 <tozza> suchas input lag and massive colour bleed and ghosting
39:38 <Tim-Sim> and sell em
39:43 <tozza> its alot of work
39:48 <tozza> i just use a crt
39:51 <tozza> im happy
40:00 <tozza> i recetly got offered a 20inch sony bvm but i dont care to much about it
40:00 <tozza> so my trinitron with svideo does the trick
40:00 <tozza> rude
40:00 <tozza> just but in on a convo
40:00 <tozza> but nice 1
40:00 <tozza> what did u do?
40:08 <tozza> i recetly got offered a 20inch sony bvm but i dont care to much about it
40:26 * MiaOneness worked for 1 hour today LOL
40:26 <tozza> so my trinitron with svideo does the trick
40:34 <tozza> rude
40:38 <tozza> just but in on a convo
40:40 <tozza> but nice 1
40:45 <tozza> what did u do?
41:00 <tozza> whats with action commands?
41:00 <Tim-Sim> tracking someone?
41:00 <MiaOneness> Spying in other words
41:00 <tozza> tim u heard of sony pvms and bvms?
41:18 * MiaOneness was tracking a woman in an orange car..Never again
41:34 <tozza> whats with action commands?
41:50 <Tim-Sim> tracking someone?
41:57 <tozza> tim u heard of sony pvms and bvms?
41:57 <MiaOneness> Spying in other words
42:00 <Tim-Sim> why?
42:00 <tozza> just asking dude
42:00 <MiaOneness> Because thats what the business does
42:02 <Tim-Sim> why?
42:10 <tozza> just asking dude
42:11 <MiaOneness> Because thats what the business does
43:00 <Tim-Sim> do you know why she is being surveilled? 
43:00 <MiaOneness> I didnt ask. I wasnt interested in the logistics of the case. Maybe cheating spouse, but could be business orientated too.. Didnt ask.. JUst took photos 
43:27 <Tim-Sim> do you know why she is being surveilled?
43:30 Join: Spanish[Mobile] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:59 <MiaOneness> I didnt ask. I wasnt interested in the logistics of the case. Maybe cheating spouse, but could be business orientated too.. Didnt ask.. JUst took photos
44:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello
44:00 <Tim-Sim> hi Spanish[Mobile] 
44:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi Tim-Sim
44:25 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello
44:37 <Tim-Sim> hi Spanish[Mobile]
44:51 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi Tim-Sim
45:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi  MiaOneness
45:00 <MiaOneness> Hello Spanish[Mobile]
45:00 <Tim-Sim> my friends dad was a private investigator. he would investigate fraud cases
45:32 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hi MiaOneness
45:38 <MiaOneness> Hello Spanish[Mobile]
45:49 <Tim-Sim> my friends dad was a private investigator. he would investigate fraud cases
46:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> How's u going
46:00 <MiaOneness> Yes, with insurance or bank?
46:00 <Tim-Sim> I am not sure
46:00 <MiaOneness> Its an easy job, but youre hated. Especially the old wogs going for compensation
46:12 <Spanish[Mobile]> How's u going
46:14 <MiaOneness> Yes, with insurance or bank?
46:28 <Tim-Sim> I am not sure
46:40 <MiaOneness> Its an easy job, but youre hated. Especially the old wogs going for compensation
47:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, a lot of fraudulent compensation claims
47:00 <MiaOneness> Even Centrelink
47:00 <Tim-Sim> people who can't walk but can go bowling etc.
47:00 <MiaOneness> People who say they dont live together, but do.
47:07 <Tim-Sim> yeah, a lot of fraudulent compensation claims
47:14 <MiaOneness> Even Centrelink
47:35 <Tim-Sim> people who can't walk but can go bowling etc.
47:50 <MiaOneness> People who say they dont live together, but do.
48:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I knew few ppl who fraudulent Centrelink
48:00 <MiaOneness> A lot of people do it
48:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
48:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I was at tozza place before
48:16 <Spanish[Mobile]> I knew few ppl who fraudulent Centrelink
48:25 <MiaOneness> A lot of people do it
48:44 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
48:59 <Spanish[Mobile]> I was at tozza place before
49:00 <MiaOneness> Did you guys have a ball?
49:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes
49:00 <tozza> i put where in the world is carmen sandiego on his laptop
49:00 <MiaOneness> Thats good, did you drink some alcohol?
49:00 <tozza> and 32gig of other dos games lol
49:00 <blyke> MiaOneness do u like song here comes rain again
49:00 <blyke> ??
49:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> He's was putting dos games on my laptop
49:00 <MiaOneness> Ah, you need the book to clock it.
49:00 <blyke> lols
49:00 <Tim-Sim> I remember that game
49:12 <MiaOneness> Did you guys have a ball?
49:19 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes
49:26 <tozza> i put where in the world is carmen sandiego on his laptop
49:29 <MiaOneness> Thats good, did you drink some alcohol?
49:35 <tozza> and 32gig of other dos games lol
49:39 <blyke> MiaOneness do u like song here comes rain again
49:41 <blyke> ??
49:45 <Spanish[Mobile]> He's was putting dos games on my laptop
49:47 <MiaOneness> Ah, you need the book to clock it.
49:52 <blyke> lols
49:55 <Tim-Sim> I remember that game
50:00 <tozza> he wanted that and wing commander mostly
50:00 <MiaOneness> I dont know it blyke, not big on music.. Just old school R&B and Top 10
50:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I used play it at school
50:00 <tozza> but i just put the whole dos collection on his laptop
50:00 <tozza> using dosbox and a point and click front end
50:00 <Tim-Sim> same here Spanish[Mobile]
50:05 <tozza> he wanted that and wing commander mostly
50:08 <MiaOneness> I dont know it blyke, not big on music.. Just old school R&B and Top 10
50:15 <Spanish[Mobile]> I used play it at school
50:15 Mode: (by tozza) +v Spanish[Mobile]
50:16 <tozza> but i just put the whole dos collection on his laptop
50:26 <tozza> using dosbox and a point and click front end
50:29 <Tim-Sim> same here Spanish[Mobile]
51:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Also street rod to
51:00 <MiaOneness> Ah very well. Sounds good, now you have something to do. But youll be bored with Carmen, in reality, its a boring game. Keen3 was good
51:00 <Tim-Sim> at school we also had Conquest of Camelot and Captain Comic
51:00 <MiaOneness> First computer game I played was on an apple called Transylvania. Grade 3. Dont rememeber too much about it, but I enjoyed it
51:04 <Spanish[Mobile]> Also street rod to
51:05 <MiaOneness> Ah very well. Sounds good, now you have something to do. But youll be bored with Carmen, in reality, its a boring game. Keen3 was good
51:06 <Tim-Sim> at school we also had Conquest of Camelot and Captain Comic
51:58 <MiaOneness> First computer game I played was on an apple called Transylvania. Grade 3. Dont rememeber too much about it, but I enjoyed it
52:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I got many format games to play on lol
52:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I got many format games to play on lol
52:00 <MiaOneness> DO you hve XBox Spanish[Mobile]?
52:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Which apple model MiaOneness
52:00 <MiaOneness> I dont rememeber, the ones the school had. Id know if I saw it, but wont do a search for it.
52:12 <MiaOneness> DO you hve XBox Spanish[Mobile]?
52:27 <Spanish[Mobile]> Which apple model MiaOneness
52:52 <MiaOneness> I dont rememeber, the ones the school had. Id know if I saw it, but wont do a search for it.
53:00 <Tim-Sim> man, after spending the long weekend mostly caffeine free and super relaxed, I stuffed up today buy having 3 red bulls, feel shithouse
53:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I got Xbox original, play station 2,3,4, & vita mini nes, mega drive,
53:00 <blyke> MiaOneness u dont know t his song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I
53:47 <Tim-Sim> man, after spending the long weekend mostly caffeine free and super relaxed, I stuffed up today buy having 3 red bulls, feel shithouse
53:50 <Spanish[Mobile]> I got Xbox original, play station 2,3,4, & vita mini nes, mega drive,
53:57 <blyke> MiaOneness u dont know t his song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again (Remastered) (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:44 - Category: Music - 20,023,132 views views - 90,815 likes (97.5%), 2,351 dislikes (2.5%)
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again (Remastered) (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:44 - Category: Music - 20,023,132 views views - 90,815 likes (97.5%), 2,351 dislikes (2.5%)
54:00 <blyke> lols
54:00 <blyke> where u from
54:00 <tozza> wow cant even read any of that mess 
54:00 <tozza> lol
54:00 <tozza> wtf just happened
54:00 <tozza> shall i reel off my consoles?
54:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Tozza I do have another consule
54:03 <blyke> lols
54:06 <blyke> where u from
54:25 <tozza> wow cant even read any of that mess
54:26 <tozza> lol
54:31 <tozza> wtf just happened
54:48 <tozza> shall i reel off my consoles?
54:55 <Spanish[Mobile]> Tozza I do have another consule
55:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> U got allot tozza
55:00 <tozza> ur getting as super famicopm aswell
55:00 <Tim-Sim> my teeth hurt and I have a sore on my cheek
55:14 <Spanish[Mobile]> U got allot tozza
55:18 <tozza> ur getting as super famicopm aswell
55:19 <Tim-Sim> my teeth hurt and I have a sore on my cheek
56:00 <Tim-Sim> I have enough stuff, don;t need any more clutter
56:00 <blyke> this me playing that song sorta https://www.facebook.com/alisidtrance/videos/1935725523329553/
56:00 <Tim-Sim> I need less stuff
56:00 <blyke> teaching myself
56:00 <blyke> lols
56:27 <Tim-Sim> I have enough stuff, don;t need any more clutter
56:29 <blyke> this me playing that song sorta https://www.facebook.com/alisidtrance/videos/1935725523329553/
56:34 <Tim-Sim> I need less stuff
56:39 <blyke> teaching myself
56:40 <blyke> lols
57:00 <MiaOneness> Listening to the song as we speak, doesnt sound familiar blyke
57:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> There's new x box coming out later this year
57:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I also got media device my gicia
57:05 <MiaOneness> Listening to the song as we speak, doesnt sound familiar blyke
57:12 <Spanish[Mobile]> There's new x box coming out later this year
57:57 <Spanish[Mobile]> I also got media device my gicia
58:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, look at the concentration on his face
58:28 <Tim-Sim> lol, look at the concentration on his face
59:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
59:00 <Tim-Sim> blyke: Green Sleeves is a good one to learn
59:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I remember that song
59:05 * tozza slaps MiaOneness around a bit with a large trout
59:14 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
59:26 * tozza [MP3 Player] 6 The Devil's Deal.mp3 [Bitrate: 20kbps]!
59:32 <Tim-Sim> blyke: Green Sleeves is a good one to learn
59:57 <Spanish[Mobile]> I remember that song
00:00 <Tim-Sim> new xbox? already?
00:00 <tozza> its funny cause the bitrate says 20
00:00 <tozza> but its actually
00:00 <tozza> 320kbps
00:00 <tozza> this script only shows 2 digits
00:00 <tozza> darkthrone1
00:17 <Tim-Sim> new xbox? already?
00:24 <tozza> its funny cause the bitrate says 20
00:26 <tozza> but its actually
00:27 <tozza> 320kbps
00:36 <tozza> this script only shows 2 digits
00:48 <tozza> darkthrone1
01:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes end of the year
01:00 <MiaOneness> Thanks tozza. There was nothing at the Mall to buy either. I had an eventful day according to the normal.
01:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I think
01:00 <MiaOneness> I still havent put money into my account to buy the diffuser. Tomorrow.
01:11 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes end of the year
01:17 <MiaOneness> Thanks tozza. There was nothing at the Mall to buy either. I had an eventful day according to the normal.
01:19 <Spanish[Mobile]> I think
01:42 <MiaOneness> I still havent put money into my account to buy the diffuser. Tomorrow.
02:00 * tozza [MP3 Player] 1 Wicked (Intro).mp3 [Bitrate: 20kbps]!
02:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, the Myrrh and Cassia arrived today
02:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm look to see where's the envelope is
02:00 <tozza> this album is very diffrent of krayzie bone
02:00 <Tim-Sim> I have the Myrrh in the difuser right now
02:00 <MiaOneness> Is your home small Tim-Sim?
02:00 <tozza> its very religious
02:00 <Tim-Sim> yes mia
02:00 <tozza> about how he found god and all his deals with the devil and stuff
02:00 <tozza> goes on about illuminati and stuff like that
02:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm going buy one. On eBay
02:00 <MiaOneness> So would smell it upon entering. Do you have it in your study, or the living room?
02:02 <Tim-Sim> oh, the Myrrh and Cassia arrived today
02:06 * tozza [MP3 Player] 2 Hold on to Ya Soul.mp3 [Bitrate: 20kbps]!
02:13 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm look to see where's the envelope is
02:20 <tozza> this album is very diffrent of krayzie bone
02:21 <Tim-Sim> I have the Myrrh in the difuser right now
02:21 <MiaOneness> Is your home small Tim-Sim?
02:24 <tozza> its very religious
02:32 <Tim-Sim> yes mia
02:37 <tozza> about how he found god and all his deals with the devil and stuff
02:47 <tozza> goes on about illuminati and stuff like that
02:53 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm going buy one. On eBay
02:54 <MiaOneness> So would smell it upon entering. Do you have it in your study, or the living room?
03:00 <Tim-Sim> in my bedroom at the moment but usually in the loungeroom
03:00 <MiaOneness> Yes maybe Tim-Sim can tell you which one be bought again. Me too, if youre happy with it, because Im going to ship it to Melbourne
03:26 <Tim-Sim> in my bedroom at the moment but usually in the loungeroom
03:45 <MiaOneness> Yes maybe Tim-Sim can tell you which one be bought again. Me too, if youre happy with it, because Im going to ship it to Melbourne
04:00 <tozza> spanish
04:00 <tozza> u good mate?
04:00 <tozza> cheers for the hoses and the oil back mate i forgot all about it
04:00 <tozza> doing any work tomorrow?
04:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yeah I'm good
04:11 <tozza> spanish
04:14 <tozza> u good mate?
04:30 <tozza> cheers for the hoses and the oil back mate i forgot all about it
04:40 <tozza> doing any work tomorrow?
04:48 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yeah I'm good
05:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Was looking to see where's envelope is
05:00 <MiaOneness> Still in Melbourne perhaps Spanish[Mobile]
05:00 <tozza> oh yes
05:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> MiaOneness: I got good news for you
05:00 <tozza> i doubt it
05:00 <tozza> lol
05:00 <tozza> its in sydney
05:00 <MiaOneness> It was the other day tozza. Thats why I said it fecitiously or however its spelt
05:07 <Spanish[Mobile]> Was looking to see where's envelope is
05:24 <MiaOneness> Still in Melbourne perhaps Spanish[Mobile]
05:26 <tozza> oh yes
05:33 <Spanish[Mobile]> MiaOneness: I got good news for you
05:34 <tozza> i doubt it
05:39 <tozza> lol
05:48 <tozza> its in sydney
05:55 <MiaOneness> It was the other day tozza. Thats why I said it fecitiously or however its spelt
06:00 <tozza> i really dont care how it was meant
06:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> it's has landed in your country MiaOneness
06:00 <tozza> made me kind of laugh
06:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> :-)
06:00 <MiaOneness> Yes in Sydney with Bert :D
06:00 <tozza> ew
06:00 <tozza> that pansy
06:08 <tozza> i really dont care how it was meant
06:21 <Spanish[Mobile]> it's has landed in your country MiaOneness
06:22 <tozza> made me kind of laugh
06:25 <Spanish[Mobile]> :-)
06:38 <MiaOneness> Yes in Sydney with Bert :D
06:42 <tozza> ew
06:46 <tozza> that pansy
07:00 <tozza> i mean fine gentleman
07:00 <tozza> i mean fine gentleman
07:00 <MiaOneness> Excellent Spanish[Mobile].. Ill let you know
07:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> U prob get it tday or tmmrow
07:00 <MiaOneness> I find everyone a fine gentleman on the Internet, how can they not be. Its just the Internet, no personal contact
07:00 <tozza> LOL
07:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> depends on your mailing  system over there lol
07:00 <MiaOneness> Excellent. thanks guys. I will take a picture of it when I get it..THank you again
07:00 <MiaOneness> It does take a while over here
07:03 <MiaOneness> Excellent Spanish[Mobile].. Ill let you know
07:08 <Spanish[Mobile]> U prob get it tday or tmmrow
07:26 <MiaOneness> I find everyone a fine gentleman on the Internet, how can they not be. Its just the Internet, no personal contact
07:49 <tozza> LOL
07:51 <Spanish[Mobile]> depends on your mailing system over there lol
07:52 <MiaOneness> Excellent. thanks guys. I will take a picture of it when I get it..THank you again
07:58 <MiaOneness> It does take a while over here
08:00 <tozza> when u apply it try not to let air bubbles get under it
08:00 <tozza> but they not too big 
08:00 <MiaOneness> Yep, knew that
08:00 <tozza> printed 2 so u got a spare
08:00 <Tim-Sim> The one I got looks like this
08:00 <Tim-Sim> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Easehold-Oil-Ultrasonic-Humidifier-Aroma-LED-Aromatherapy-Diffuser-Purifier-AU-/172410331959?var=&hash=item282474e337:m:mnL3DWdhAIJdyuld5c9ebVQ
08:00 <MiaOneness> oh did you. Thats sweet. Thanks tozza. Very in hindsgiht and pragmatic thinking
08:10 <tozza> when u apply it try not to let air bubbles get under it
08:19 <tozza> but they not too big
08:20 <MiaOneness> Yep, knew that
08:29 <tozza> printed 2 so u got a spare
08:32 <Tim-Sim> The one I got looks like this
08:34 <Tim-Sim> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Easehold-Oil-Ultrasonic-Humidifier-Aroma-LED-Aromatherapy-Diffuser-Purifier-AU-/172410331959?var=&hash=item282474e337:m:mnL3DWdhAIJdyuld5c9ebVQ
08:50 <MiaOneness> oh did you. Thats sweet. Thanks tozza. Very in hindsgiht and pragmatic thinking
09:00 <tozza> da fuck is pragmatic
09:00 <Tim-Sim> practical
09:00 <tozza> jeez
09:00 <tozza> engrish plz
09:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Tim-Sim:  I was looking at those ones to lol
09:00 <MiaOneness> Aromatherapy is cool.
09:00 <Tim-Sim> there are ones that have a shorter spout
09:10 <tozza> da fuck is pragmatic
09:17 <Tim-Sim> practical
09:21 <tozza> jeez
09:24 <tozza> engrish plz
09:24 <Spanish[Mobile]> Tim-Sim: I was looking at those ones to lol
09:51 <MiaOneness> Aromatherapy is cool.
09:54 <Tim-Sim> there are ones that have a shorter spout
10:00 <Tim-Sim> would probably work exactly the same
10:00 <tozza> lol crystal healing
10:00 <Tim-Sim> I like smells
10:00 <MiaOneness> Yes, I believe it too tozza
10:00 <tozza> ofcourse you do
10:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/172465238404
10:00 <MiaOneness> Haha, more before than now
10:00 <tozza> tim-sim u like my dutching?
10:00 <Tim-Sim> no
10:00 <Tim-Sim> NO
10:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What u think of this one
10:00 <tozza> bullshit 
10:07 <Tim-Sim> would probably work exactly the same
10:13 <tozza> lol crystal healing
10:22 <Tim-Sim> I like smells
10:24 <MiaOneness> Yes, I believe it too tozza
10:30 <tozza> ofcourse you do
10:36 <Spanish[Mobile]> https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/172465238404
10:38 <MiaOneness> Haha, more before than now
10:39 <tozza> tim-sim u like my dutching?
10:43 <Tim-Sim> no
10:45 <Tim-Sim> NO
10:47 <Spanish[Mobile]> What u think of this one
10:49 <tozza> bullshit
11:00 <Tim-Sim> too bright Spanish[Mobile] 
11:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
11:00 <tozza> how u know
11:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> whys that Tim-Sim
11:00 <tozza> its a edited phot?
11:00 <Tim-Sim> unless you want to use it as a light as well
11:00 <tozza> did u own one?
11:12 <Tim-Sim> too bright Spanish[Mobile]
11:23 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
11:33 <tozza> how u know
11:36 <Spanish[Mobile]> whys that Tim-Sim
11:36 <tozza> its a edited phot?
11:38 <Tim-Sim> unless you want to use it as a light as well
11:44 <tozza> did u own one?
11:47 <Spanish[Mobile]> Oh
12:00 <Tim-Sim> that is the same brand though
12:00 <tozza> did u own one>?
12:00 <Tim-Sim> Easehold
12:00 <MiaOneness> If it goes with your decor get it
12:00 <tozza> how do u know the editewd photo is to bright?
12:12 <Tim-Sim> that is the same brand though
12:17 <tozza> did u own one>?
12:22 <Tim-Sim> Easehold
12:23 <MiaOneness> If it goes with your decor get it
12:27 <tozza> how do u know the editewd photo is to bright?
13:03 * tozza [MP3 Player] 4 Weapons of Mass Distraction.mp3 [Bitrate: 20kbps]!
14:00 <MiaOneness> I had a date tonight, but I kind of cancelled
14:00 <tozza> kind of
14:00 <MiaOneness> I told him maybe later on in the week, couldnt be bothered. I feel mean because of it, because yesterdday I said I would
14:00 <tozza> lol
14:00 <tozza> u cunt
14:00 <MiaOneness> I am a cunt when it comes to men!
14:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Was it agent lol
14:00 <tozza> CUNT
14:00 <tozza> lmaooooo
14:03 <MiaOneness> I had a date tonight, but I kind of cancelled
14:25 <tozza> kind of
14:26 <MiaOneness> I told him maybe later on in the week, couldnt be bothered. I feel mean because of it, because yesterdday I said I would
14:35 <tozza> lol
14:37 <tozza> u cunt
14:45 <MiaOneness> I am a cunt when it comes to men!
14:53 <Spanish[Mobile]> Was it agent lol
14:54 <tozza> CUNT
14:58 <tozza> lmaooooo
15:00 <tozza> she wishes 
15:00 <tozza> thats her booger
15:00 <MiaOneness> No, I like Agent because he can give me a different perspective to my life problems
15:00 <tozza> big slopppy snot
15:00 <MiaOneness> Bert sorry
15:00 <tozza> anyone can
15:00 <MiaOneness> Yes thats why I talk here
15:00 <tozza> melbourne is the channel to be but
15:00 <MiaOneness> Because theres 3-4 people whos opinion is valuable. I dont go out of my way to obey, but just listen to feedback
15:00 <tozza> your no5 now in our list u know
15:00 <MiaOneness> Only because its English speaking
15:01 <tozza> she wishes
15:07 <tozza> thats her booger
15:15 <MiaOneness> No, I like Agent because he can give me a different perspective to my life problems
15:15 <tozza> big slopppy snot
15:21 <MiaOneness> Bert sorry
15:23 <tozza> anyone can
15:30 <MiaOneness> Yes thats why I talk here
15:46 <tozza> melbourne is the channel to be but
15:50 <MiaOneness> Because theres 3-4 people whos opinion is valuable. I dont go out of my way to obey, but just listen to feedback
15:55 <tozza> your no5 now in our list u know
15:59 <MiaOneness> Only because its English speaking
16:00 <MiaOneness> Number 5?
16:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> U cancelled so u can chat on melbourne tnite lol
16:00 <MiaOneness> Yes Spanish[Mobile].. I believe it
16:28 <MiaOneness> Number 5?
16:48 <Spanish[Mobile]> U cancelled so u can chat on melbourne tnite lol
16:57 <MiaOneness> Yes Spanish[Mobile].. I believe it
17:00 <MiaOneness> Let me choose, possibility of sex after years, or Internet? Ill choose the Internet lol
17:00 <tozza> http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats/
17:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> really lol
17:00 <Tim-Sim> I like this style http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/2igAAOSwcUBYEeHc/s-l1600.jpg
17:00 <tozza> mia you are no 3
17:00 <tozza> on our list
17:00 <MiaOneness> What list?
17:00 <MiaOneness> Oh most chatting
17:00 <tozza> this look
17:16 <MiaOneness> Let me choose, possibility of sex after years, or Internet? Ill choose the Internet lol
17:27 <tozza> http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats/
17:33 <Spanish[Mobile]> really lol
17:36 <Tim-Sim> I like this style http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/2igAAOSwcUBYEeHc/s-l1600.jpg
17:36 <tozza> mia you are no 3
17:38 <tozza> on our list
17:44 <MiaOneness> What list?
17:48 <tozza> http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats/
17:50 <MiaOneness> Oh most chatting
17:50 <tozza> this look
18:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm 24 lol
18:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> need move up the ladder lol
18:00 <tozza> spanish's quote
18:00 <tozza> lol
18:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes I saw it
18:00 <tozza> funny guy
18:00 <Tim-Sim> lol blykes quote, How big is the dildo?
18:00 <tozza> tim-sim i farted quick come over you love smells
18:00 <MiaOneness> Wow, I seriously have no life in Cyp, thats what it confirms to me
18:04 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm 24 lol
18:19 <Spanish[Mobile]> need move up the ladder lol
18:20 <tozza> spanish's quote
18:22 <tozza> lol
18:36 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes I saw it
18:41 <tozza> funny guy
18:46 <Tim-Sim> lol blykes quote, How big is the dildo?
18:50 <tozza> tim-sim i farted quick come over you love smells
18:51 <MiaOneness> Wow, I seriously have no life in Cyp, thats what it confirms to me
19:00 <tozza> you will come to melborne and still be on here
19:00 <tozza> so LOL
19:00 <MiaOneness> Nah tozza, I like to wonder in Flinders
19:00 <MiaOneness> and go to festivals
19:00 <tozza> every second?
19:00 <tozza> its now winter
19:00 <MiaOneness> and MEET people in REAL life
19:00 <tozza> no festivals
19:00 <Tim-Sim> no tozza, I don't like bad smells
19:00 <tozza> who says its bad babe
19:00 <tozza> ;)
19:12 <tozza> you will come to melborne and still be on here
19:17 <tozza> so LOL
19:24 <MiaOneness> Nah tozza, I like to wonder in Flinders
19:30 <MiaOneness> and go to festivals
19:30 <tozza> every second?
19:35 <tozza> its now winter
19:37 <MiaOneness> and MEET people in REAL life
19:37 <tozza> no festivals
19:50 <Tim-Sim> no tozza, I don't like bad smells
19:56 <tozza> who says its bad babe
19:59 <tozza> ;)
20:00 <MiaOneness> Its interesting whether I will. Probably not, but I dont know
20:00 <Tim-Sim> but I am a very smell conscious person 
20:00 <tozza> LOL
20:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> There's  just Easter show near my house
20:00 <MiaOneness> Still, its done and gone. Kids back to school. Next term now.. Aww
20:01 <MiaOneness> Its interesting whether I will. Probably not, but I dont know
20:02 <Tim-Sim> but I am a very smell conscious person
20:06 <tozza> LOL
20:30 Quit: Spunkyguy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:33 <Spanish[Mobile]> There's just Easter show near my house
20:52 <MiaOneness> Still, its done and gone. Kids back to school. Next term now.. Aww
21:00 <tozza> prob not what
21:00 <tozza> im going to japan next may
21:00 <tozza> and going through south korea on way home
21:00 <MiaOneness> Go to Osaka
21:00 <tozza> er no shit lol
21:00 <MiaOneness> Its not no shit. You could just go to Tokyo
21:00 <tozza> we booking it in a few weeks
21:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza, you mean if it is still there
21:14 <tozza> prob not what
21:21 <tozza> im going to japan next may
21:27 <tozza> and going through south korea on way home
21:32 <MiaOneness> Go to Osaka
21:39 Join: Spunkyguy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:40 <tozza> er no shit lol
21:54 <MiaOneness> Its not no shit. You could just go to Tokyo
21:55 <tozza> we booking it in a few weeks
21:59 <Tim-Sim> tozza, you mean if it is still there
22:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> MiaOneness:  I take you to a Jewish festival when u  come back to oz
22:00 <tozza> yeh thats true :/
22:00 <tozza> my gues is it will
22:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah
22:00 <MiaOneness> Excellent Spanish[Mobile].. that sounds like something Id enjoy. I like the different cultures
22:00 <MiaOneness> in an Australianised way
22:00 <MiaOneness> Whats the festival about?
22:00 <tozza> dont laugh at their little hats
22:00 <tozza> thats rude
22:00 <tozza> promise?
22:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> tozza I could  come along  with u to Japan
22:03 <Spanish[Mobile]> MiaOneness: I take you to a Jewish festival when u come back to oz
22:06 <tozza> yeh thats true :/
22:18 <tozza> my gues is it will
22:22 <Tim-Sim> yeah
22:23 <MiaOneness> Excellent Spanish[Mobile].. that sounds like something Id enjoy. I like the different cultures
22:32 <MiaOneness> in an Australianised way
22:43 <MiaOneness> Whats the festival about?
22:50 <tozza> dont laugh at their little hats
22:52 <tozza> thats rude
22:59 <tozza> promise?
22:59 <Spanish[Mobile]> tozza I could come along with u to Japan
23:00 <MiaOneness> I respect it to by honest tozza
23:00 <MiaOneness> God is always above us.. respect!
23:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> There's one  dec
23:00 <tozza> no spanish u cant LOL
23:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Why tozza
23:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
23:00 <tozza> cause i will have to baby sit you
23:00 <tozza> thats mias job now
23:01 <MiaOneness> I respect it to by honest tozza
23:06 <MiaOneness> God is always above us.. respect!
23:23 <Spanish[Mobile]> There's one dec
23:24 <tozza> no spanish u cant LOL
23:35 Quit: Spunkyguy ([email protected]) Quit:
23:37 <Spanish[Mobile]> Why tozza
23:46 <MiaOneness> LOL
23:46 <tozza> cause i will have to baby sit you
23:50 <tozza> thats mias job now
24:00 <tozza> tim-sim did u email that website?
24:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> U don't need babysit me tozza
24:00 <MiaOneness> I wanted to stop and buy some Jack Daniels tonight, but no one would take me : (
24:00 <tozza> lol
24:00 <MiaOneness> Hes a grown man tozza :D
24:00 <Tim-Sim> no tozza 
24:00 <MiaOneness> Tozza is feeling superior
24:00 <tozza> let me know when u do im interested in some aswell
24:19 <tozza> tim-sim did u email that website?
24:25 <Spanish[Mobile]> U don't need babysit me tozza
24:27 <MiaOneness> I wanted to stop and buy some Jack Daniels tonight, but no one would take me : (
24:33 <tozza> lol
24:43 <MiaOneness> Hes a grown man tozza :D
24:47 <Tim-Sim> no tozza
24:50 <MiaOneness> Tozza is feeling superior
24:57 <tozza> let me know when u do im interested in some aswell
25:00 <Tim-Sim> I'll do it when I get back from Tasmania
25:00 <Tim-Sim> I'll do it when I get back from Tasmania
25:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Chanukah in the park MiaOneness
25:00 <tozza> i dont feel anything
25:00 <Tim-Sim> ok
25:00 <tozza> dont put assumptions on me mia that is just rude and sly
25:00 <tozza> want a trout?
25:00 <tozza> ill trout ya
25:00 <tozza> dont think i wont
25:00 <MiaOneness> Im kidding relax
25:00 <tozza> mmhmm
25:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I got wild turkey here
25:00 <MiaOneness> Youve been tense lately tozza
25:00 <tozza> LOL
25:02 <Spanish[Mobile]> Chanukah in the park MiaOneness
25:06 <tozza> i dont feel anything
25:14 <Tim-Sim> ok
25:18 <tozza> dont put assumptions on me mia that is just rude and sly
25:25 <tozza> want a trout?
25:28 <tozza> ill trout ya
25:32 <tozza> dont think i wont
25:34 <MiaOneness> Im kidding relax
25:41 <tozza> mmhmm
25:51 <Spanish[Mobile]> I got wild turkey here
25:52 <MiaOneness> Youve been tense lately tozza
25:56 <tozza> LOL
26:00 <MiaOneness> I can sense your attitude, but I dont say it
26:00 <tozza> to say that u dont really know me but
26:00 <tozza> spanish knows what im like
26:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> He's hasn't had his wank tday yet lol
26:00 <tozza> im not aggressive
26:00 <tozza> sorry spanish i cant do a daily like you
26:00 <MiaOneness> Ah is that what it is Spanish[Mobile] ..lol.. going to eat
26:00 <MiaOneness> brb
26:00 <tozza> HAHAHHHHHAAHAAH
26:00 <tozza> SO FUNNY
26:02 <MiaOneness> I can sense your attitude, but I dont say it
26:06 <tozza> to say that u dont really know me but
26:20 <tozza> spanish knows what im like
26:24 <Spanish[Mobile]> He's hasn't had his wank tday yet lol
26:25 <tozza> im not aggressive
26:43 <tozza> sorry spanish i cant do a daily like you
26:44 <MiaOneness> Ah is that what it is Spanish[Mobile] ..lol.. going to eat
26:44 <MiaOneness> brb
26:51 <tozza> HAHAHHHHHAAHAAH
26:55 <tozza> SO FUNNY
27:00 <tozza> u will be sweeping floors tomorrow spanish
27:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Depends what work comes down
27:02 <tozza> u will be sweeping floors tomorrow spanish
27:45 <Spanish[Mobile]> Depends what work comes down
29:00 <tozza> true
29:00 <tozza> i better not speak
29:00 <tozza> or i might come accross as someone who is tense
29:38 <tozza> true
29:43 <tozza> i better not speak
29:55 <tozza> or i might come accross as someone who is tense
30:00 <tozza> best to stay quiet aye
30:00 <Tim-Sim> reminds me of a mister bungle song
30:02 <tozza> best to stay quiet aye
30:53 <Tim-Sim> reminds me of a mister bungle song
31:00 <Tim-Sim> carry stress in the jaw
31:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> U only get tense when someone does idiot thing at work
31:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMwPYMr7eJY
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Bungle - Carry Stress in the Jaw (Apr 5, 2011) Length: 9:00 - Category: Music - 58,718 views views - 526 likes (97.6%), 13 dislikes (2.4%)
31:01 <Tim-Sim> carry stress in the jaw
31:02 <Spanish[Mobile]> U only get tense when someone does idiot thing at work
31:49 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMwPYMr7eJY
31:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Bungle - Carry Stress in the Jaw (Apr 5, 2011) Length: 9:00 - Category: Music - 58,718 views views - 526 likes (97.6%), 13 dislikes (2.4%)
32:00 <tozza> yeh thats right spanish
32:33 <tozza> yeh thats right spanish
34:00 <MiaOneness> no, just tense with me tozza, not with anyone else
34:00 <Tim-Sim> Do you like Mr Bungle tozza?
34:00 <MiaOneness> brb smoke now... spagetti was plain
34:00 <MiaOneness> But Im thankful, I didnt cook
34:00 <Tim-Sim> cool
34:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> No sauce on it MiaOneness
34:11 <MiaOneness> no, just tense with me tozza, not with anyone else
34:15 <Tim-Sim> Do you like Mr Bungle tozza?
34:17 <MiaOneness> brb smoke now... spagetti was plain
34:24 <MiaOneness> But Im thankful, I didnt cook
34:32 <Tim-Sim> cool
34:59 <Spanish[Mobile]> No sauce on it MiaOneness
35:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Tozza u know what tday is lol
35:52 <Spanish[Mobile]> Tozza u know what tday is lol
36:00 <^Roshanda^> hump day
36:00 <MiaOneness> No, just grated cheese. In Cyprus, we sometimes put lemon juice on pasta, and cheese. Lemon juice is a big thing
36:00 <tozza> what is today mate
36:00 <tozza> brb gotta take my bi-polar meds
36:00 <tozza> cause im so up and down
36:20 <^Roshanda^> hump day
36:30 <MiaOneness> No, just grated cheese. In Cyprus, we sometimes put lemon juice on pasta, and cheese. Lemon juice is a big thing
36:34 <tozza> what is today mate
36:44 <tozza> brb gotta take my bi-polar meds
36:48 <tozza> cause im so up and down
37:00 <MiaOneness> Oww
37:00 <tozza> ye 
37:00 <tozza> h
37:00 <Tim-Sim> I had some b vitamins half an hour ago, feel much better, red bull headache much better
37:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> It's pay day tozza
37:00 <tozza> yeeeyahhhh
37:07 <MiaOneness> Oww
37:26 <tozza> ye
37:27 <tozza> h
37:38 <Tim-Sim> I had some b vitamins half an hour ago, feel much better, red bull headache much better
37:40 <Spanish[Mobile]> It's pay day tozza
37:53 <tozza> yeeeyahhhh
38:00 <tozza> btw i dont have bi-polar
38:00 <tozza> btw i dont have bi-polar
38:00 <MiaOneness> Should I tell him Ill meet up with him?
38:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok MiaOneness
38:00 <MiaOneness> I know that tozza. I know you were taking the piss.
38:00 <tozza> for everyone else
38:00 <Tim-Sim> something in those redbull no-sugar drinks punches me in the brain
38:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> No bog on spaghettini
38:00 <tozza> sachrin
38:01 <MiaOneness> Should I tell him Ill meet up with him?
38:10 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ok MiaOneness
38:13 <MiaOneness> I know that tozza. I know you were taking the piss.
38:26 <tozza> for everyone else
38:29 <Tim-Sim> something in those redbull no-sugar drinks punches me in the brain
38:47 <Spanish[Mobile]> No bog on spaghettini
38:50 <tozza> sachrin
39:00 <Tim-Sim> no shit, I felt awful before, like i had a brain tumor
39:00 <Tim-Sim> b vitamins
39:00 <Tim-Sim> will buy more tomorrow
39:00 <tozza> i got a swisse mens multi-vit
39:18 <Tim-Sim> no shit, I felt awful before, like i had a brain tumor
39:34 <Tim-Sim> b vitamins
39:39 <Tim-Sim> will buy more tomorrow
39:50 <tozza> i got a swisse mens multi-vit
40:00 <Tim-Sim> those are pretty good
40:00 <tozza> yeh :)
40:00 <tozza> esp when u been acting tense lately
40:00 <tozza> really takes the edge off
40:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
40:00 <tozza> ;P
40:00 <Tim-Sim> b vitamins do that tozza, no shitting you
40:00 <tozza> i know
40:00 <tozza> b12 n shit
40:06 <Tim-Sim> those are pretty good
40:09 <tozza> yeh :)
40:29 <tozza> esp when u been acting tense lately
40:35 <tozza> really takes the edge off
40:39 <Tim-Sim> lol
40:44 <tozza> ;P
40:50 <Tim-Sim> b vitamins do that tozza, no shitting you
40:54 <tozza> i know
40:57 <tozza> b12 n shit
41:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm going head off to bed. Nite all
41:00 <Tim-Sim> nite Spanish[Mobile] 
41:00 <tozza> latahz mate
41:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Nite Tim-Sim
41:00 <MiaOneness> LOL@tense
41:10 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm going head off to bed. Nite all
41:29 <Tim-Sim> nite Spanish[Mobile]
41:37 <tozza> latahz mate
41:52 <Spanish[Mobile]> Nite Tim-Sim
41:58 <MiaOneness> LOL@tense
42:00 <tozza> teehee
42:00 <MiaOneness> You get into Mirc.. I know youre an Op, but chill out. Tense! :D
42:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Nite tozza. Thanks tozza for computer stuff
42:00 <Tim-Sim> shit it is 2:42am
42:00 <MiaOneness> Thanks tozza for Dali
42:00 <tozza> not a problem spanish im pretty nice for a asshole aint i
42:00 <tozza> no worries mia
42:00 <MiaOneness> LOL@asshole. Tense one :P
42:14 <tozza> teehee
42:15 <MiaOneness> You get into Mirc.. I know youre an Op, but chill out. Tense! :D
42:22 <Spanish[Mobile]> Nite tozza. Thanks tozza for computer stuff
42:31 <Tim-Sim> shit it is 2:42am
42:33 <MiaOneness> Thanks tozza for Dali
42:35 <tozza> not a problem spanish im pretty nice for a asshole aint i
42:46 <tozza> no worries mia
42:51 <MiaOneness> LOL@asshole. Tense one :P
43:00 <tozza> lol
43:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> U not asshole tozza
43:00 <tozza> :) fankz bruv
43:00 <tozza> i was just kidding but man lol
43:00 <^> Don't encourage him, he'll think he's people
43:01 <tozza> lol
43:04 <Spanish[Mobile]> U not asshole tozza
43:11 <tozza> :) fankz bruv
43:49 <tozza> i was just kidding but man lol
43:56 <^> Don't encourage him, he'll think he's people
44:00 <blyke> hi
44:00 <tozza> agent u have the gayest nick on austnet
44:00 <tozza> ^ da fuck is that
44:00 <^> Not gaye at all bruh :P
44:00 <tozza> yeh not gaye gay
44:00 <Tim-Sim> it is the illuminati pyramid, the top bit
44:00 <tozza> LOL
44:11 <blyke> hi
44:11 <tozza> agent u have the gayest nick on austnet
44:21 <tozza> ^ da fuck is that
44:22 <^> Not gaye at all bruh :P
44:33 <tozza> yeh not gaye gay
44:53 <Tim-Sim> it is the illuminati pyramid, the top bit
44:57 <tozza> LOL
45:00 <tozza> jay z fan
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Lady Gaga
45:00 <tozza> id poke her face
45:01 <tozza> jay z fan
45:33 <Tim-Sim> Lady Gaga
45:39 <tozza> id poke her face
46:52 * tozza [MP3 Player] 1 The Who - I Am the Sea.mp3 [Bitrate: 20kbps]!
47:00 <tozza> jeez this mp3 player is lame
47:00 <tozza> real bitrate is 320 
47:00 <tozza> unsure why it skips a digit
47:12 <tozza> jeez this mp3 player is lame
47:27 <tozza> real bitrate is 320
47:34 <tozza> unsure why it skips a digit
49:00 <tozza> !seen devil45
49:00 <tozza> aww
49:00 <tozza> i like that guy
49:00 <tozza> good value
49:32 <tozza> !seen devil45
49:39 <tozza> aww
49:42 <tozza> i like that guy
49:44 <tozza> good value
52:00 <tozza> where did everyone go?
52:00 <tozza> :(
52:00 <MiaOneness> into #wtf
52:00 <blyke> coffee lols
52:00 <MiaOneness> hahaha
52:00 <MiaOneness> you believed!
52:05 <tozza> where did everyone go?
52:08 <tozza> :(
52:36 <MiaOneness> into #wtf
52:36 <blyke> coffee lols
52:55 <MiaOneness> hahaha
52:59 <MiaOneness> you believed!
53:00 <tozza> no chan advertising here please
53:00 <tozza> warning 1
53:00 <MiaOneness> its not really a channel
53:00 <MiaOneness> Its just me being cheeky
53:00 <tozza> warning 2 for being lame
53:00 <tozza> :)
53:00 <MiaOneness> LOL you just want to boot me cuz you havent taken bi polar meds... Come to think of it, I should try those
53:00 <tozza> just bought 25 nes games lol
53:04 <tozza> no chan advertising here please
53:05 <tozza> warning 1
53:12 <MiaOneness> its not really a channel
53:18 <MiaOneness> Its just me being cheeky
53:20 Mode: (by tozza) -v Spanish[Mobile]
53:25 <tozza> warning 2 for being lame
53:38 <tozza> :)
53:46 <MiaOneness> LOL you just want to boot me cuz you havent taken bi polar meds... Come to think of it, I should try those
53:51 <tozza> just bought 25 nes games lol
54:00 <MiaOneness> Im prolly bipolar than schizo.. but I love telling myself Im sick
54:00 <tozza> i dont want to boot you mate
54:00 <tozza> dont tell yourself such neg things
54:00 <tozza> anyway my nes games
54:00 <tozza> yaswanna see
54:00 <MiaOneness> Who you talking to?
54:04 <MiaOneness> Im prolly bipolar than schizo.. but I love telling myself Im sick
54:05 <tozza> i dont want to boot you mate
54:23 <tozza> dont tell yourself such neg things
54:32 <tozza> anyway my nes games
54:36 <tozza> yaswanna see
54:44 <MiaOneness> Who you talking to?
55:00 <tozza> ther channel
55:00 <tozza> you included
55:00 <MiaOneness> Oh, I thought you were being specific.. Yes Ill see
55:00 <MiaOneness> Not your pinball machine though, seen that a 100 times
55:00 <MiaOneness> everytime I open your link its that :D
55:00 <tozza> "yaswanna see" like yall
55:00 <MiaOneness> y'alllllllllll...
55:00 <MiaOneness> Okay dude, lets see..
55:00 <MiaOneness> Did you have fish tonight tozza?
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/GD5bW07.jpg
55:01 <tozza> ther channel
55:06 <tozza> you included
55:12 <MiaOneness> Oh, I thought you were being specific.. Yes Ill see
55:21 <MiaOneness> Not your pinball machine though, seen that a 100 times
55:30 <MiaOneness> everytime I open your link its that :D
55:30 <tozza> "yaswanna see" like yall
55:39 <MiaOneness> y'alllllllllll...
55:47 <MiaOneness> Okay dude, lets see..
55:54 <MiaOneness> Did you have fish tonight tozza?
55:55 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/GD5bW07.jpg
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/m48gDbx.jpg
56:00 <tozza> left out a few on the circle as he knows im already buying some
56:00 <tozza> prob like 27 of them all up
56:00 <MiaOneness> whats the green circle represent?
56:00 <tozza> purchasing
56:00 <MiaOneness> Are they on your floor as we speak
56:00 <tozza> ones with no circle i already own
56:07 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/m48gDbx.jpg
56:19 <tozza> left out a few on the circle as he knows im already buying some
56:26 <tozza> prob like 27 of them all up
56:27 <MiaOneness> whats the green circle represent?
56:34 <tozza> purchasing
56:52 <MiaOneness> Are they on your floor as we speak
56:56 <tozza> ones with no circle i already own
57:00 <tozza> nah
57:00 <tozza> in nsw with my game supplier
57:00 <tozza> should have by friday
57:00 <tozza> along with my gamedoctor 3 for my snes
57:00 <tozza> ill have a new video when that comes
57:00 <tozza> nice boring review
57:00 <tozza> with my annoying voice
57:01 <tozza> nah
57:06 <tozza> in nsw with my game supplier
57:14 <tozza> should have by friday
57:25 <tozza> along with my gamedoctor 3 for my snes
57:34 <tozza> ill have a new video when that comes
57:39 <tozza> nice boring review
57:44 <tozza> with my annoying voice
58:00 <tozza> if anyone notices i make L words sound funny
58:00 <tozza> or words like black
58:00 <tozza> it sounds funny
58:00 <tozza> like i say it through my nose
58:00 <tozza> lool
58:00 <MiaOneness> lets hear an audio
58:02 <tozza> if anyone notices i make L words sound funny
58:13 <tozza> or words like black
58:17 <tozza> it sounds funny
58:31 <tozza> like i say it through my nose
58:36 <tozza> lool
58:54 <MiaOneness> lets hear an audio
59:00 <tozza> nah 
59:00 <MiaOneness> Thats a weird pickup then
59:00 <tozza> just listen out wheen i do my next video
59:00 <MiaOneness> Agent.. boo!
59:00 <MiaOneness> :D
59:00 <tozza> ive always had it
59:00 <tozza> agent is a fucking homosexual
59:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
59:00 <Agent> Hello my boundless heart
59:00 <tozza> oh there he is
59:00 <tozza> EW
59:00 <tozza> mate she isnt interested
59:00 <Agent> Tozza I was talking to you
59:00 <MiaOneness> :D I was endless love the other day
59:01 <tozza> nah
59:11 <MiaOneness> Thats a weird pickup then
59:14 <tozza> just listen out wheen i do my next video
59:15 Nick: ^ is now known as Agent
59:21 <MiaOneness> Agent.. boo!
59:23 <MiaOneness> :D
59:23 <tozza> ive always had it
59:30 <tozza> agent is a fucking homosexual
59:34 <MiaOneness> LOL
59:34 <Agent> Hello my boundless heart
59:35 <tozza> oh there he is
59:38 <tozza> EW
59:44 <tozza> mate she isnt interested
59:46 <Agent> Tozza I was talking to you
59:48 <MiaOneness> :D I was endless love the other day
00:00 <MiaOneness> LOLLL
00:00 <tozza> :)
00:00 <MiaOneness> Dammit, I got rolled! lol
00:00 <tozza> nes games
00:00 <Agent> Mia, my poetry for you will flow like the rivers of time itself
00:00 <tozza> dude 
00:00 <tozza> SHASH
00:00 <Agent> Omg I am sickening
00:00 <Agent> Lol
00:00 <MiaOneness> Thats why i love you Agent, you can make the mundane sound interesting
00:00 <tozza> yes
00:00 <tozza> OH MY FUYCKING GOD
00:00 <MiaOneness> <-- has no gift
00:00 <MiaOneness> You try it too tozza
00:00 <tozza> no shit
00:00 <tozza> nup
00:03 <MiaOneness> LOLLL
00:09 <tozza> :)
00:10 <MiaOneness> Dammit, I got rolled! lol
00:12 <tozza> nes games
00:25 <Agent> Mia, my poetry for you will flow like the rivers of time itself
00:35 <tozza> dude
00:37 <tozza> SHASH
00:38 <Agent> Omg I am sickening
00:38 <Agent> Lol
00:41 <MiaOneness> Thats why i love you Agent, you can make the mundane sound interesting
00:42 <tozza> yes
00:49 <tozza> OH MY FUYCKING GOD
00:51 <MiaOneness> <-- has no gift
00:55 <MiaOneness> You try it too tozza
00:55 <tozza> no shit
00:59 <tozza> nup
01:00 <Agent> Lol we are exploding Tozza's simple mind
01:00 <tozza> i aint playing this gay game
01:00 <tozza> fuck off faggot
01:00 <tozza> nice fake channel u running to mind you
01:00 <MiaOneness> Guess what? My brothers are going overseas to represent Cyprus in golf. Yes the ones with the snitzel
01:01 <Agent> Lol we are exploding Tozza's simple mind
01:07 <tozza> i aint playing this gay game
01:12 <tozza> fuck off faggot
01:24 <tozza> nice fake channel u running to mind you
01:25 <MiaOneness> Guess what? My brothers are going overseas to represent Cyprus in golf. Yes the ones with the snitzel
02:00 <Agent> Snitzel
02:00 <Agent> Wat
02:00 <tozza> agent is a grammer nazi
02:00 <Tim-Sim> golf?
02:00 <Agent> Grammar*
02:00 <tozza> make sure you spell it correct
02:00 <tozza> yeh see
02:00 <Tim-Sim> I used to pick magic mushrooms from a golf course
02:00 <tozza> lol
02:16 <Agent> Snitzel
02:17 <Agent> Wat
02:28 <tozza> agent is a grammer nazi
02:34 <Tim-Sim> golf?
02:35 <Agent> Grammar*
02:36 <tozza> make sure you spell it correct
02:40 <tozza> yeh see
02:51 Kick: Agent was kicked by tozza (FaGGGGGoTTTTTT)
02:52 Join: Agent ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:56 <Tim-Sim> I used to pick magic mushrooms from a golf course
02:59 <tozza> lol
03:00 <tozza> blue meanies?
03:00 <Tim-Sim> copper tops
03:00 <MiaOneness> Really, you did magic mushrooms Tim-Sim? Never tried that before. How was it?
03:00 <tozza> my mate loves em
03:00 <tozza> never tried them
03:00 <tozza> they kind of scared me
03:00 <tozza> to not be in control
03:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: drugs are bad
03:00 <MiaOneness> Did you suffer for it?
03:00 <Tim-Sim> hmm ok?
03:00 <tozza> no?
03:02 <tozza> blue meanies?
03:10 <Tim-Sim> copper tops
03:17 <MiaOneness> Really, you did magic mushrooms Tim-Sim? Never tried that before. How was it?
03:17 <tozza> my mate loves em
03:19 <tozza> never tried them
03:23 <tozza> they kind of scared me
03:28 <tozza> to not be in control
03:28 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: drugs are bad
03:40 <MiaOneness> Did you suffer for it?
03:41 <Tim-Sim> hmm ok?
03:50 <tozza> no?
04:00 <tozza> that chemical never leaves your brain
04:00 <blyke> Tim-Sim you weak
04:00 <Tim-Sim> bullshit
04:00 <blyke> do 50 shrooms in one cup of tea
04:00 <tozza> strichnyne or how ever its spelt
04:00 <blyke> come on
04:00 <MiaOneness> Tozza or Agent, can one of you check the about me in my Facebook and tell me if Im interested in women?
04:00 <tozza> im sure agent will love to correct me on it cause he has no life or dick
04:00 <tozza> no fankz
04:00 <Tim-Sim> they dont contain strichnyne or whoever you spell it
04:00 <tozza> im busy
04:00 <blyke> Tim-Sim do 40 drops of lsd in one night
04:00 <MiaOneness> Doh tozza
04:00 <blyke> u no tripper mate
04:00 <Tim-Sim> no thanks blyke
04:00 <tozza> your snot will do it
04:00 <blyke> yeah
04:04 <tozza> that chemical never leaves your brain
04:08 <blyke> Tim-Sim you weak
04:13 <Tim-Sim> bullshit
04:15 <blyke> do 50 shrooms in one cup of tea
04:16 <tozza> strichnyne or how ever its spelt
04:18 <blyke> come on
04:21 <MiaOneness> Tozza or Agent, can one of you check the about me in my Facebook and tell me if Im interested in women?
04:29 <tozza> im sure agent will love to correct me on it cause he has no life or dick
04:37 <tozza> no fankz
04:38 <Tim-Sim> they dont contain strichnyne or whoever you spell it
04:40 <tozza> im busy
04:47 <blyke> Tim-Sim do 40 drops of lsd in one night
04:48 <MiaOneness> Doh tozza
04:53 <blyke> u no tripper mate
04:56 <Tim-Sim> no thanks blyke
04:59 <tozza> your snot will do it
04:59 <blyke> yeah
05:00 <blyke> you shit cunt
05:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
05:00 <Agent> Strychnine*
05:00 <blyke> u cant handle it
05:00 <tozza> thanksa faggot we can all live now
05:00 <Tim-Sim> that is correct
05:00 <tozza> 3rd biggest hate in this world is p[pl who ocrrect your spelling
05:02 <blyke> you shit cunt
05:03 <MiaOneness> LOL
05:07 <Agent> Strychnine*
05:07 <blyke> u cant handle it
05:16 <tozza> thanksa faggot we can all live now
05:19 <Tim-Sim> that is correct
05:53 <tozza> 3rd biggest hate in this world is p[pl who ocrrect your spelling
06:00 <Tim-Sim> people
06:00 <tozza> iRc Usd @ bE lYk Dis n SHT 
06:00 <MiaOneness> What did you visualise Tim-Sim?
06:00 <tozza> now we have to use ful stops n shit
06:00 <Agent> And yes Mia, you are gay on facebook
06:00 <tozza> cause agent owuld ave a stroke
06:00 <tozza> like the rivers of time
06:00 <Agent> Lol
06:00 <tozza> why laugh for
06:00 <Tim-Sim> all kinds of things MiaOneness, I had quite a few 
06:00 <blyke> this is shit channel
06:00 <tozza> im fucking serious
06:00 <MiaOneness> I did that on purpose, so women can get in contact with me. In Cyprus theyre scared
06:00 <blyke> bye
06:00 <tozza> bye blyke
06:00 <MiaOneness> Did you enjoy it Tim-Sim?
06:00 <tozza> have fun in dead channels
06:00 <MiaOneness> Like would you still do it?
06:00 <tozza> ew
06:03 <Tim-Sim> people
06:04 <tozza> iRc Usd @ bE lYk Dis n SHT
06:08 <MiaOneness> What did you visualise Tim-Sim?
06:09 <tozza> now we have to use ful stops n shit
06:11 <Agent> And yes Mia, you are gay on facebook
06:14 <tozza> cause agent owuld ave a stroke
06:19 <tozza> like the rivers of time
06:23 <Agent> Lol
06:28 <tozza> why laugh for
06:29 <Tim-Sim> all kinds of things MiaOneness, I had quite a few
06:32 <blyke> this is shit channel
06:32 <tozza> im fucking serious
06:33 <MiaOneness> I did that on purpose, so women can get in contact with me. In Cyprus theyre scared
06:33 <blyke> bye
06:34 Mode: (by tozza) +v blyke
06:35 Part: blyke ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:38 <tozza> bye blyke
06:42 <MiaOneness> Did you enjoy it Tim-Sim?
06:44 <tozza> have fun in dead channels
06:49 <MiaOneness> Like would you still do it?
06:58 <tozza> ew
07:00 <tozza> hullic drugs
07:00 <Tim-Sim> some trips yes MiaOneness I enjoyed. But I also had a few that were very bad
07:00 <tozza> :/
07:00 <tozza> damn
07:00 <MiaOneness> Oh, sorry to sound perverted but can you use it for sex too?
07:00 <tozza> was it life changing?
07:00 <tozza> wtf
07:00 <tozza> er LOL
07:00 <Tim-Sim> I would have them again, sure, but only a couple, just a small therapeutic dose. 
07:07 <tozza> hullic drugs
07:08 Quit: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) EOF from client
07:19 <Tim-Sim> some trips yes MiaOneness I enjoyed. But I also had a few that were very bad
07:33 <tozza> :/
07:35 <tozza> damn
07:39 <MiaOneness> Oh, sorry to sound perverted but can you use it for sex too?
07:40 <tozza> was it life changing?
07:48 <tozza> wtf
07:54 <tozza> er LOL
07:55 <Tim-Sim> I would have them again, sure, but only a couple, just a small therapeutic dose.
07:56 Join: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:00 Quit: origin ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
08:00 <tozza> wb ROSHY
08:00 <Tim-Sim> Not like I used to use them
08:00 <^Roshanda^> ta
08:00 <tozza> np
08:00 <MiaOneness> Not like I used to use them... was the answer to my question?
08:00 <tozza> wow
08:00 <Tim-Sim> no
08:00 <tozza> mia troll him
08:00 <MiaOneness> SO they dont make you horny
08:00 <tozza> get him girl
08:00 <Tim-Sim> not really
08:00 <tozza> WOOF WOOF
08:00 <MiaOneness> Oh weird
08:00 <Tim-Sim> when you are coming down from them you can get horny
08:04 <tozza> wb ROSHY
08:07 <Tim-Sim> Not like I used to use them
08:14 <^Roshanda^> ta
08:17 <tozza> np
08:23 <MiaOneness> Not like I used to use them... was the answer to my question?
08:31 <tozza> wow
08:34 <Tim-Sim> no
08:35 <tozza> mia troll him
08:36 <MiaOneness> SO they dont make you horny
08:40 <tozza> get him girl
08:41 <Tim-Sim> not really
08:42 <tozza> WOOF WOOF
08:47 <MiaOneness> Oh weird
08:53 <Tim-Sim> when you are coming down from them you can get horny
09:00 <Agent> Tozza do you need shrooms to get it up mate
09:00 <MiaOneness> Im asking tozza because its interesting to know if they do that kind of thing for you
09:00 <Tim-Sim> but when you are tripping hard, the last thing you are thinking of is sex
09:00 <MiaOneness> I havent tried so naturally I ask daft questions
09:00 <tozza> agent do you need a life to feel better ?
09:00 <Agent> Erm, well yes
09:00 <tozza> mia
09:00 <tozza> asking tozza what?
09:00 <tozza> smoke some shards love
09:00 <MiaOneness> Oh when you were saing woof woof, I dont mean anything by my questions, theyre just questions
09:00 <tozza> fuck for days
09:02 <Agent> Tozza do you need shrooms to get it up mate
09:05 <MiaOneness> Im asking tozza because its interesting to know if they do that kind of thing for you
09:08 <Tim-Sim> but when you are tripping hard, the last thing you are thinking of is sex
09:13 <MiaOneness> I havent tried so naturally I ask daft questions
09:18 <tozza> agent do you need a life to feel better ?
09:23 <Agent> Erm, well yes
09:31 <tozza> mia
09:35 <tozza> asking tozza what?
09:51 <tozza> smoke some shards love
09:57 <MiaOneness> Oh when you were saing woof woof, I dont mean anything by my questions, theyre just questions
09:59 <tozza> fuck for days
10:00 <tozza> i was saying get him like a attack dog
10:00 <MiaOneness> LOL I aint a fucking dog...unless you mean DawG lol
10:00 <tozza> i didnt say that either
10:00 <tozza> i said troll him
10:00 <MiaOneness> I dont kmow what that jibberish means
10:00 <tozza>  hmmphhhhh
10:00 <MiaOneness> Did the floor become an ocean Tim-Sim?
10:11 <tozza> i was saying get him like a attack dog
10:26 <MiaOneness> LOL I aint a fucking dog...unless you mean DawG lol
10:37 <tozza> i didnt say that either
10:41 <tozza> i said troll him
10:53 <MiaOneness> I dont kmow what that jibberish means
10:54 <tozza>  hmmphhhhh
10:58 <MiaOneness> Did the floor become an ocean Tim-Sim?
11:00 <Tim-Sim> not really
11:00 <MiaOneness> A girl once said the floor became the ocean?
11:00 <tozza> what fucking gibberish
11:00 <MiaOneness> I thought that was pretty weird
11:00 <tozza> maybe blyke wasa right
11:00 <Tim-Sim> the walls were waving from side to side
11:00 <tozza> maybe this channel has gone shit
11:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, the floor too
11:00 <Tim-Sim> I suppose you could call that an ocean
11:07 <Tim-Sim> not really
11:08 <MiaOneness> A girl once said the floor became the ocean?
11:12 <tozza> what fucking gibberish
11:15 <MiaOneness> I thought that was pretty weird
11:22 <tozza> maybe blyke wasa right
11:26 <Tim-Sim> the walls were waving from side to side
11:28 <tozza> maybe this channel has gone shit
11:31 <Tim-Sim> yeah, the floor too
11:40 <Tim-Sim> I suppose you could call that an ocean
12:00 <MiaOneness> Fair enough
12:00 <Tim-Sim> when you are peaking hard, everything starts waving from side to side, in waves, like a sine wave
12:00 <MiaOneness> Do you smoke pot Tim-Sim?
12:00 <Tim-Sim> no
12:00 <tozza> becareful tim0sim this phone is being recorded for coaching and quality pourposes
12:00 <MiaOneness> LOL tozza
12:00 <Tim-Sim> then hallucinations sort of manifest in your mind and come out of the waves
12:00 <Tim-Sim> in cycles
12:00 <MiaOneness> How longs the trip last for/
12:02 <MiaOneness> Fair enough
12:08 <Tim-Sim> when you are peaking hard, everything starts waving from side to side, in waves, like a sine wave
12:09 <MiaOneness> Do you smoke pot Tim-Sim?
12:13 <Tim-Sim> no
12:33 <tozza> becareful tim0sim this phone is being recorded for coaching and quality pourposes
12:40 <MiaOneness> LOL tozza
12:44 <Tim-Sim> then hallucinations sort of manifest in your mind and come out of the waves
12:52 <Tim-Sim> in cycles
12:53 <MiaOneness> How longs the trip last for/
13:00 <Tim-Sim> about 8 hours
13:00 <tozza> 2 week visa
13:00 <MiaOneness> WOW, fair stiny
13:00 <MiaOneness> stint*
13:00 <MiaOneness> Id freak out
13:00 <Tim-Sim> a lot of people do
13:00 <Tim-Sim> the peak does not last that long
13:00 <MiaOneness> Some guy said to me
13:00 <MiaOneness> he could see Auras when he took it
13:00 <tozza> suck my cock
13:00 <MiaOneness> and found the world to be a beautiful place
13:00 <MiaOneness> he was attending Uni on magic mushrooms
13:00 <Tim-Sim> the effects start at about an hour, then peak after a couple
13:00 <tozza> sounds like a nutjob on drugs to me
13:00 <MiaOneness> but then he became a hermit in the woods, and a bit weird
13:00 <tozza> lol see
13:01 <Tim-Sim> about 8 hours
13:06 <tozza> 2 week visa
13:07 <MiaOneness> WOW, fair stiny
13:09 <MiaOneness> stint*
13:12 <MiaOneness> Id freak out
13:19 <Tim-Sim> a lot of people do
13:26 <Tim-Sim> the peak does not last that long
13:26 <MiaOneness> Some guy said to me
13:31 <MiaOneness> he could see Auras when he took it
13:33 <tozza> suck my cock
13:37 <MiaOneness> and found the world to be a beautiful place
13:44 <Tim-Sim> the effects start at about an hour, then peak after a couple
13:44 <MiaOneness> he was attending Uni on magic mushrooms
13:49 <tozza> sounds like a nutjob on drugs to me
13:52 <MiaOneness> but then he became a hermit in the woods, and a bit weird
13:59 <tozza> lol see
14:00 <Tim-Sim> auras are bullshit
14:00 <MiaOneness> Nah, spirituality is alright. They harmless being
14:00 <tozza> so is donald turmp
14:00 <tozza> btw he is banned from here
14:00 <tozza> so said goodbye
14:00 <tozza> say
14:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, Donald Trump is bullshit
14:00 <MiaOneness> President_Trump got banned?
14:00 <tozza> fucking oath
14:00 <MiaOneness> for what?
14:00 <tozza> the cock sucker
14:06 <Tim-Sim> auras are bullshit
14:20 <MiaOneness> Nah, spirituality is alright. They harmless being
14:21 <tozza> so is donald turmp
14:30 <tozza> btw he is banned from here
14:32 <tozza> so said goodbye
14:37 <tozza> say
14:37 <Tim-Sim> yes, Donald Trump is bullshit
14:49 <MiaOneness> President_Trump got banned?
14:54 <tozza> fucking oath
14:58 <MiaOneness> for what?
14:59 <tozza> the cock sucker
15:00 <Tim-Sim> he is in #politicaldebate
15:00 <tozza> for reasons that go beyond austnets policys
15:00 <MiaOneness> Like what? Or is it personal?
15:00 <Tim-Sim> well, not at the moment, but he usually comes on to #politicaldebate
15:00 <tozza> id say the latter
15:00 <tozza> leaking peoples personal info is not allowed
15:04 <Tim-Sim> he is in #politicaldebate
15:15 <tozza> for reasons that go beyond austnets policys
15:24 <MiaOneness> Like what? Or is it personal?
15:30 <Tim-Sim> well, not at the moment, but he usually comes on to #politicaldebate
15:32 <tozza> id say the latter
15:55 <tozza> leaking peoples personal info is not allowed
16:00 <Tim-Sim> |??????
16:00 <tozza> he did it probably 10 times
16:00 <tozza>  so bye trump
16:00 <tozza> go sit in #trains
16:00 <Tim-Sim> whose?
16:00 <tozza> ppls
16:00 <Tim-Sim> #trains?
16:00 <tozza> is a dead chan
16:00 <MiaOneness> who's?
16:00 <Tim-Sim> is there a #planes?
16:00 <tozza> yes my point is go sit where no ones speaks
16:00 <tozza> if i said whos it puts evidence further on the table dont it
16:04 <Tim-Sim> |??????
16:04 <tozza> he did it probably 10 times
16:07 <tozza> so bye trump
16:11 <tozza> go sit in #trains
16:17 <Tim-Sim> whose?
16:23 <tozza> ppls
16:25 <Tim-Sim> #trains?
16:32 <tozza> is a dead chan
16:33 <MiaOneness> who's?
16:36 <Tim-Sim> is there a #planes?
16:39 <tozza> yes my point is go sit where no ones speaks
16:57 <tozza> if i said whos it puts evidence further on the table dont it
17:00 <MiaOneness> Is it mine?
17:00 <MiaOneness> lol
17:00 <tozza> no
17:00 <tozza> u dont care anyway 
17:00 <MiaOneness> I dont mind, no, dont have paranoia
17:00 <tozza> wtf
17:00 <tozza> lol
17:00 <tozza> no one said u did
17:00 <MiaOneness> No I mean
17:00 <Tim-Sim> I have a bit of paranoia
17:00 <tozza> but thanis for sharing
17:00 <MiaOneness> Yes you mentioned thart Tim-Sim
17:00 <Tim-Sim> a little bit, seems to be worse after lots of caffeine 
17:05 Quit: styxs ([email protected]) EOF from client
17:05 <MiaOneness> Is it mine?
17:06 <MiaOneness> lol
17:09 <tozza> no
17:15 <tozza> u dont care anyway
17:23 <MiaOneness> I dont mind, no, dont have paranoia
17:32 <tozza> wtf
17:33 <tozza> lol
17:35 <tozza> no one said u did
17:40 <MiaOneness> No I mean
17:40 <Tim-Sim> I have a bit of paranoia
17:41 <tozza> but thanis for sharing
17:52 <MiaOneness> Yes you mentioned thart Tim-Sim
17:57 <Tim-Sim> a little bit, seems to be worse after lots of caffeine
18:00 <MiaOneness> A lot of people on here have a little bit
18:00 <beagle> drink water
18:00 <tozza> prop those trips fried the noggin abit
18:00 <tozza> a drug riddled brain
18:00 <MiaOneness> You got to respect the ones that try though. They are living their life to the most
18:00 <Tim-Sim> maybe tozza, maybe
18:00 <MiaOneness> It sjust the side effects are shit
18:00 <tozza> of water
18:00 <tozza> yeh dehydration is a cunt
18:01 <MiaOneness> A lot of people on here have a little bit
18:08 <beagle> drink water
18:12 <tozza> prop those trips fried the noggin abit
18:15 <tozza> a drug riddled brain
18:36 <MiaOneness> You got to respect the ones that try though. They are living their life to the most
18:36 <Tim-Sim> maybe tozza, maybe
18:42 <MiaOneness> It sjust the side effects are shit
18:52 <tozza> of water
18:57 <tozza> yeh dehydration is a cunt
19:00 <tozza> crcked lips even headache
19:00 <tozza> tisk tisk
19:00 <Tim-Sim> It is almost mushroom season 
19:00 <tozza> agent get out of pm and into main you soft knob
19:13 <tozza> crcked lips even headache
19:18 <tozza> tisk tisk
19:54 <Tim-Sim> It is almost mushroom season
19:59 <tozza> agent get out of pm and into main you soft knob
20:00 <Tim-Sim> just a few weeks away
20:00 <Agent> I'm not in PM atm
20:00 <tozza> ahh lurker i see
20:00 <Agent> 90% of the time lol
20:00 <tozza> nice
20:00 <Tim-Sim> but that is all I will speak of drugs, for now
20:00 <tozza> tim dont speak of drugs
20:00 <tozza> speak of life
20:00 <MiaOneness> if they are prone to mental illness or whatever happens
20:00 <MiaOneness> Bt then again
20:00 <MiaOneness> you could be a prude and stil get mental illness
20:00 <MiaOneness> so you cant win
20:00 <MiaOneness> Agent, you were talking to me? Does that count for nothing?
20:00 <Tim-Sim> no probs tozza
20:01 <Tim-Sim> just a few weeks away
20:08 <Agent> I'm not in PM atm
20:17 <tozza> ahh lurker i see
20:22 <Agent> 90% of the time lol
20:24 <tozza> nice
20:26 <Tim-Sim> but that is all I will speak of drugs, for now
20:36 <tozza> tim dont speak of drugs
20:47 <tozza> speak of life
20:49 <MiaOneness> if they are prone to mental illness or whatever happens
20:49 <MiaOneness> Bt then again
20:49 <MiaOneness> you could be a prude and stil get mental illness
20:49 <MiaOneness> so you cant win
20:49 <MiaOneness> Agent, you were talking to me? Does that count for nothing?
20:50 <Tim-Sim> no probs tozza
21:00 <MiaOneness> Will you try or have some this season Tim-Sim? last question on the matter
21:00 <tozza> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
21:00 <MiaOneness> What season do they come out?
21:00 <tozza> <MiaOneness> Agent, you were talking to me? Does that count for nothing?
21:00 <tozza> HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
21:00 <Agent> ...
21:00 <tozza>  EXPOSED
21:00 <MiaOneness> LOL@Agent
21:00 <tozza> hahahahaahah
21:00 <Agent> Mia trollin :P
21:00 <tozza> yeh right
21:00 <tozza> lame save boe
21:00 <MiaOneness> Im too thick to troll
21:00 <tozza> props tho
21:01 <MiaOneness> Will you try or have some this season Tim-Sim? last question on the matter
21:09 <tozza> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
21:15 <MiaOneness> What season do they come out?
21:15 <tozza> <MiaOneness> Agent, you were talking to me? Does that count for nothing?
21:18 <tozza> HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
21:19 <Agent> ...
21:23 <tozza>  EXPOSED
21:25 <MiaOneness> LOL@Agent
21:28 * Agent scratches head
21:29 <tozza> hahahahaahah
21:31 <Agent> Mia trollin :P
21:35 <tozza> yeh right
21:38 <tozza> lame save boe
21:43 <MiaOneness> Im too thick to troll
21:44 * Agent shrugs
21:46 <tozza> props tho
22:00 <Tim-Sim> They are usually fruiting around Mothers Day, MiaOneness. 
22:00 <MiaOneness> How much does it cost?
22:00 <Tim-Sim> I will be in Tasmania around that time this year
22:00 <tozza> LOL
22:00 <tozza> the pros get them free they go picking
22:00 <MiaOneness> For how long?
22:00 <tozza> prob their whole lifge
22:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah, I have never paid for them
22:00 <Tim-Sim> I know where they grow
22:03 <Tim-Sim> They are usually fruiting around Mothers Day, MiaOneness.
22:15 <MiaOneness> How much does it cost?
22:18 <Tim-Sim> I will be in Tasmania around that time this year
22:19 <tozza> LOL
22:30 <tozza> the pros get them free they go picking
22:35 <MiaOneness> For how long?
22:42 <tozza> prob their whole lifge
22:48 <Tim-Sim> Yeah, I have never paid for them
22:53 <Tim-Sim> I know where they grow
23:00 <MiaOneness> Ah fair enough..
23:00 <MiaOneness> Did you need a SAS book for that?
23:00 <tozza> my buiddy usd to pick springvale maccas drive through
23:00 <tozza> lots theirt along the fences
23:00 <Tim-Sim> then when I moved here, I put some spores up the road, they grow about 100 meters from my house
23:00 <tozza> i used to say mate ur eating dog piss
23:00 <tozza> but he didnt care
23:00 <MiaOneness> LOLL
23:03 <MiaOneness> Ah fair enough..
23:10 <MiaOneness> Did you need a SAS book for that?
23:11 <tozza> my buiddy usd to pick springvale maccas drive through
23:24 <tozza> lots theirt along the fences
23:24 <Tim-Sim> then when I moved here, I put some spores up the road, they grow about 100 meters from my house
23:31 <tozza> i used to say mate ur eating dog piss
23:34 <tozza> but he didnt care
23:42 <MiaOneness> LOLL
24:00 <tozza> lol true stopry
24:00 <tozza> <MiaOneness> Agent, you were talking to me? Does that count for nothing?
24:00 <tozza> LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
24:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
24:00 <tozza> EXPOSED
24:00 <Agent> ...
24:00 <tozza> he like
24:00 <tozza> why did you do that to me in main
24:00 <tozza> agent jokes bro
24:00 <tozza> relax
24:00 <Agent> Lolol
24:03 <tozza> lol true stopry
24:11 <tozza> <MiaOneness> Agent, you were talking to me? Does that count for nothing?
24:15 <tozza> LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
24:20 <MiaOneness> LOL
24:20 <tozza> EXPOSED
24:30 <Agent> ...
24:33 <tozza> he like
24:37 <tozza> why did you do that to me in main
24:51 <tozza> agent jokes bro
24:54 <tozza> relax
24:57 <Agent> Lolol
25:00 <Agent> It's not a secret that I PM with Mia lol
25:00 <Agent> But we haven't PM'ed today
25:00 <tozza> ok cringe
25:00 <tozza> u had your chance n blew it
25:00 <Agent> You started it :P
25:00 <tozza> yep u deffo finshed it
25:00 <MiaOneness> What do they look like Tim-Sim?
25:00 <MiaOneness> Are they tasty?
25:00 <MiaOneness> Raw? Cooked? Friends? Solo?
25:06 <Agent> It's not a secret that I PM with Mia lol
25:12 <Agent> But we haven't PM'ed today
25:12 <tozza> ok cringe
25:15 * Agent shrugs
25:16 <tozza> u had your chance n blew it
25:17 <Agent> You started it :P
25:34 <tozza> yep u deffo finshed it
25:35 <MiaOneness> What do they look like Tim-Sim?
25:42 <MiaOneness> Are they tasty?
25:48 <MiaOneness> Raw? Cooked? Friends? Solo?
26:00 <tozza> mate used to boil them and mix with cordial
26:00 <MiaOneness> Are you being serious tozza, cause that sounds putrid
26:00 <tozza> i used to try trip him out but he was like tom it dont work like that
26:00 <Tim-Sim> I used to eat the nice looking ones straight from the ground
26:00 <Tim-Sim> raw
26:00 <tozza> yeh he would boil about 90
26:00 <tozza> in a 2l mixture
26:00 <tozza> he is now fucked
26:00 <tozza> if u do cpome
26:00 <tozza> ill introduce you to him
26:01 <tozza> mate used to boil them and mix with cordial
26:19 <MiaOneness> Are you being serious tozza, cause that sounds putrid
26:33 <tozza> i used to try trip him out but he was like tom it dont work like that
26:38 <Tim-Sim> I used to eat the nice looking ones straight from the ground
26:42 <Tim-Sim> raw
26:42 <tozza> yeh he would boil about 90
26:45 <tozza> in a 2l mixture
26:48 <tozza> he is now fucked
26:53 <tozza> if u do cpome
26:57 <tozza> ill introduce you to him
27:00 <MiaOneness> Why?
27:00 <tozza> i rekon u would buzz off him
27:00 <tozza> he talks like agent
27:00 <tozza> a real fag
27:00 <MiaOneness> Really?
27:00 <MiaOneness> I love my fags
27:00 <tozza> exactly
27:00 <Tim-Sim> also would pick a heap of them and make juice out of them
27:00 <tozza> see
27:00 <Tim-Sim> blue juice
27:00 <tozza> same as him tim
27:00 <tozza> wtf lol
27:00 <MiaOneness> Interesting. You are quite the mystery Tim-Sim
27:00 <MiaOneness> Im going for a smoke.. brb
27:00 <tozza> not anymore
27:00 <tozza> just a drug addict
27:00 <tozza> LOL
27:00 <tozza> jk tim
27:00 <Tim-Sim> And that is the end of that. No more drugs. 
27:01 <MiaOneness> Why?
27:01 <tozza> i rekon u would buzz off him
27:04 <tozza> he talks like agent
27:08 <tozza> a real fag
27:08 <MiaOneness> Really?
27:14 <MiaOneness> I love my fags
27:18 <tozza> exactly
27:21 <Tim-Sim> also would pick a heap of them and make juice out of them
27:21 <tozza> see
27:25 <Tim-Sim> blue juice
27:31 <tozza> same as him tim
27:34 <tozza> wtf lol
27:40 <MiaOneness> Interesting. You are quite the mystery Tim-Sim
27:50 <MiaOneness> Im going for a smoke.. brb
27:51 <tozza> not anymore
27:55 <tozza> just a drug addict
27:56 <tozza> LOL
27:58 <tozza> jk tim
27:59 <Tim-Sim> And that is the end of that. No more drugs.
28:00 <Tim-Sim> No, tozza. I don't, use drugs. 
28:00 <blyke> lols
28:00 <tozza> the way that worded looks like you do
28:00 <tozza> wb to the shit channel blykle
28:00 <tozza> why are you back
28:00 <Tim-Sim> I meant, no more drug talk. 
28:00 <tozza> couldnt find chat anywhere else?
28:15 <Tim-Sim> No, tozza. I don't, use drugs.
28:21 Join: blyke ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:24 <blyke> lols
28:30 <tozza> the way that worded looks like you do
28:37 <tozza> wb to the shit channel blykle
28:40 <tozza> why are you back
28:41 <blyke> lols
28:44 <Tim-Sim> I meant, no more drug talk.
28:46 <tozza> couldnt find chat anywhere else?
29:00 <tozza> blyke is good value tho
29:00 <tozza> so i take that back
29:08 <tozza> blyke is good value tho
29:12 <tozza> so i take that back
30:00 <blyke> new a gf
30:00 <MiaOneness> Everyone does their bit. Not everyone will see eye to eye, but thats how it is irl
30:00 <blyke> bad ways
30:00 <MiaOneness> irl = new abb. from Mia lol.. I dont use them often
30:00 <MiaOneness> I thought of the IRA when i saw IRL first
30:00 <MiaOneness> Agent, today I worked for an hour
30:00 <MiaOneness> And about your post on espionage
30:14 <blyke> new a gf
30:15 Join: staffecet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:16 <MiaOneness> Everyone does their bit. Not everyone will see eye to eye, but thats how it is irl
30:17 <blyke> bad ways
30:28 <MiaOneness> irl = new abb. from Mia lol.. I dont use them often
30:43 <MiaOneness> I thought of the IRA when i saw IRL first
30:49 <MiaOneness> Agent, today I worked for an hour
30:56 <MiaOneness> And about your post on espionage
31:00 <staffecet> london full of happening place
31:00 <MiaOneness> I have a story for you about Russia politics, one day Ill tell you and a phreaking machine
31:00 <MiaOneness> from my mum.. 40,000Euros, disasembled
31:00 <tozza> ABB dont you mean acronym
31:00 <MiaOneness> but she didnt accept the jon
31:00 <MiaOneness> job*
31:00 <MiaOneness> because it was HIGHLY illegal
31:00 <Agent> Heh
31:00 <staffecet> i know of many bangladeshi migrated to aust from cyprius
31:00 <Agent> Might hafta tell me about it tomorrow
31:00 <Agent> I gotta sleep soon, it's 330am
31:00 <tozza> bye agent
31:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah.. another day when I have mood
31:00 <MiaOneness> Bye babe! :D
31:04 <staffecet> london full of happening place
31:09 <MiaOneness> I have a story for you about Russia politics, one day Ill tell you and a phreaking machine
31:20 <MiaOneness> from my mum.. 40,000Euros, disasembled
31:24 <tozza> ABB dont you mean acronym
31:26 <MiaOneness> but she didnt accept the jon
31:28 <MiaOneness> job*
31:32 <MiaOneness> because it was HIGHLY illegal
31:37 <Agent> Heh
31:38 <staffecet> i know of many bangladeshi migrated to aust from cyprius
31:44 <Agent> Might hafta tell me about it tomorrow
31:49 <Agent> I gotta sleep soon, it's 330am
31:53 <tozza> bye agent
31:54 <MiaOneness> Yeah.. another day when I have mood
31:59 <MiaOneness> Bye babe! :D
32:00 <tozza> sweet gay dreams for you
32:00 <tozza> golden showers from spanish
32:00 <Agent> Well I'm not sleeping right now
32:00 <staffecet> day gay dream
32:00 <tozza> please do
32:00 <MiaOneness> lol
32:00 <staffecet> nothing wrong with that
32:00 <staffecet> one popping out every minute
32:00 <staffecet> soon this planet will be filled with seeds
32:01 <tozza> sweet gay dreams for you
32:09 <tozza> golden showers from spanish
32:10 <Agent> Well I'm not sleeping right now
32:14 <staffecet> day gay dream
32:14 <tozza> please do
32:21 <MiaOneness> lol
32:21 <staffecet> nothing wrong with that
32:39 <staffecet> one popping out every minute
32:51 <staffecet> soon this planet will be filled with seeds
33:00 <tozza> STFU
33:00 <tozza> u been on the shrooms or something
33:00 <staffecet> have you
33:00 <tozza> mate never
33:00 <tozza> who the fuck wants to not be in control
33:00 <staffecet> dont lie to me i got a lie detector installed
33:06 <tozza> STFU
33:16 <tozza> u been on the shrooms or something
33:28 <staffecet> have you
33:33 <tozza> mate never
33:46 <tozza> who the fuck wants to not be in control
33:53 <staffecet> dont lie to me i got a lie detector installed
34:00 <tozza> u mean a dildo installed
34:00 <tozza> in your anal
34:00 <tozza> faggot
34:00 <Agent> Shut up Tozza, I've been told about your BDSM habits
34:00 <tozza> projecting your hbits on others again to secure your lifestyle again i see agent
34:00 <tozza> fag
34:00 <tozza> so transparent you are
34:00 <tozza> heh
34:00 <MiaOneness> BDSM is so yesterday!
34:01 <tozza> u mean a dildo installed
34:04 <tozza> in your anal
34:06 <tozza> faggot
34:13 <Agent> Shut up Tozza, I've been told about your BDSM habits
34:33 <tozza> projecting your hbits on others again to secure your lifestyle again i see agent
34:41 <tozza> fag
34:48 <tozza> so transparent you are
34:55 <tozza> heh
34:58 <MiaOneness> BDSM is so yesterday!
35:00 <Agent> BDSM not my fetish mate :)
35:00 <tozza> let them rivers flow bro
35:00 <tozza> mmhmm just cum shots are aye
35:00 <staffecet> i still wank on magazines been 30 years
35:00 <tozza> on yo bald patch
35:00 <tozza> LOLOLOLOLOL
35:00 <Agent> Magazines
35:00 <Agent> Fuck that
35:00 <Agent> LOts of good porn sites
35:00 <blyke> can one the hookers come suck my cock
35:00 <staffecet> yes but old habit cant change
35:00 <blyke> this is fucken boring
35:00 <Agent> Ask Mia, she'll tell you
35:01 <Agent> BDSM not my fetish mate :)
35:02 <tozza> let them rivers flow bro
35:13 <tozza> mmhmm just cum shots are aye
35:18 <staffecet> i still wank on magazines been 30 years
35:21 <tozza> on yo bald patch
35:23 <tozza> LOLOLOLOLOL
35:29 <Agent> Magazines
35:30 <Agent> Fuck that
35:38 <Agent> LOts of good porn sites
35:51 <blyke> can one the hookers come suck my cock
35:55 <staffecet> yes but old habit cant change
35:56 Mode: (by tozza) +v staffecet
35:57 <blyke> this is fucken boring
35:57 <Agent> Ask Mia, she'll tell you
36:00 <Agent> She loves the porn sites
36:00 <Agent> She loves the porn sites
36:00 <MiaOneness> LOL Agent
36:00 <staffecet> ive swap to gay and bisexual porn now
36:00 <tozza> trying as hard as he can to avoid the bald comment
36:00 <MiaOneness> Barred! Im an infant in Cyprus
36:00 <blyke> so fucken bored
36:00 <MiaOneness> Im barred from porn in Cyprus
36:00 <Tim-Sim> I am bald
36:00 <tozza> blyke bag agent
36:00 <tozza> he loves it
36:00 <Agent> Hahahaha that's unfortunate
36:00 <Agent> How do you get by then Mia lol
36:00 <tozza> AGENT
36:00 <MiaOneness> I had a date that I rejected last minute tonight, Ive been doing that for years
36:11 <MiaOneness> LOL Agent
36:15 <staffecet> ive swap to gay and bisexual porn now
36:18 <tozza> trying as hard as he can to avoid the bald comment
36:21 <MiaOneness> Barred! Im an infant in Cyprus
36:28 <blyke> so fucken bored
36:29 <MiaOneness> Im barred from porn in Cyprus
36:33 <Tim-Sim> I am bald
36:35 <tozza> blyke bag agent
36:37 <tozza> he loves it
36:39 <Agent> Hahahaha that's unfortunate
36:43 <Agent> How do you get by then Mia lol
36:54 <tozza> AGENT
36:57 <MiaOneness> I had a date that I rejected last minute tonight, Ive been doing that for years
37:00 <Agent> Lol
37:00 <tozza> agent agent agent 
37:00 <staffecet> my ex wife dumped me n withdrawn me from the immi cause i was not good in bed
37:00 <Agent> No dates, no porn
37:00 <staffecet> :p
37:00 <MiaOneness> Are you small staffecet?
37:00 <Agent> How does a girl get by, Mia :)
37:00 <tozza> agent stfu
37:00 <staffecet> im big but penis was cut
37:00 <tozza> LMAO
37:00 <tozza> in half?
37:00 <MiaOneness> For the longest time I did nothing about it... Now Ive become wiser, and more adult like
37:04 <Agent> Lol
37:10 <tozza> agent agent agent
37:15 <staffecet> my ex wife dumped me n withdrawn me from the immi cause i was not good in bed
37:20 <Agent> No dates, no porn
37:21 <staffecet> :p
37:28 <MiaOneness> Are you small staffecet?
37:30 <Agent> How does a girl get by, Mia :)
37:39 <tozza> agent stfu
37:40 <staffecet> im big but penis was cut
37:45 <tozza> LMAO
37:47 <tozza> in half?
37:52 <MiaOneness> For the longest time I did nothing about it... Now Ive become wiser, and more adult like
38:00 <MiaOneness> circumcised?
38:00 <staffecet> i orgasm like 2 sec
38:00 <MiaOneness> Oh
38:00 <MiaOneness> at what age did you get that done?
38:00 <staffecet> yes MiaOneness want me show them
38:00 <MiaOneness> No ive seen one before
38:00 <staffecet> 11
38:00 <tozza> what the fuck just happened
38:00 <tozza> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
38:00 <staffecet> i was put on an anstetic and butchers chopped my forefather
38:00 <tozza> 4WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
38:03 <MiaOneness> circumcised?
38:05 <staffecet> i orgasm like 2 sec
38:09 <MiaOneness> Oh
38:13 Quit: blyke ([email protected]) Quit:
38:15 <MiaOneness> at what age did you get that done?
38:16 <staffecet> yes MiaOneness want me show them
38:24 <MiaOneness> No ive seen one before
38:27 <staffecet> 11
38:29 <tozza> what the fuck just happened
38:49 <tozza> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
38:49 <staffecet> i was put on an anstetic and butchers chopped my forefather
38:57 <tozza> WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
39:00 <MiaOneness> Fair enough staffecet.. its better to be circumcised anyway. looks better
39:00 <staffecet> one hooker told me its shit job
39:00 <MiaOneness> Really.. is it look weird?
39:00 <staffecet> no it dont, just dont get hard for sex
39:17 <MiaOneness> Fair enough staffecet.. its better to be circumcised anyway. looks better
39:21 <staffecet> one hooker told me its shit job
39:30 <MiaOneness> Really.. is it look weird?
39:47 <staffecet> no it dont, just dont get hard for sex
40:00 <staffecet> only i get erected for trannies only
40:00 <MiaOneness> Fair enough at least it happens then
40:00 <staffecet> such is life
40:00 <staffecet> true
40:00 <staffecet> something to live on
40:00 <MiaOneness> Are you trans as well>
40:01 <staffecet> only i get erected for trannies only
40:09 <MiaOneness> Fair enough at least it happens then
40:09 <staffecet> such is life
40:15 <staffecet> true
40:26 <staffecet> something to live on
40:53 <MiaOneness> Are you trans as well>
41:00 <staffecet> im not
41:00 <staffecet> wish i was tho
41:00 <tozza> <MiaOneness> Fair enough staffecet.. its better to be circumcised anyway. looks better
41:00 <tozza> LMAOOOOOOOO
41:00 <staffecet> :{
41:00 <MiaOneness> LOL Tozza
41:00 <Tim-Sim> They had Neil deGrasse Tyson on the radio this evening.
41:00 <Tim-Sim> was interesting
41:00 <tozza> 9and i see your true colors shinging thru
41:00 <staffecet> i was circumsized before tozza was born
41:06 <staffecet> im not
41:12 <staffecet> wish i was tho
41:13 <tozza> <MiaOneness> Fair enough staffecet.. its better to be circumcised anyway. looks better
41:15 <tozza> LMAOOOOOOOO
41:19 <staffecet> :{
41:34 <MiaOneness> LOL Tozza
41:45 <Tim-Sim> They had Neil deGrasse Tyson on the radio this evening.
41:52 <Tim-Sim> was interesting
41:53 <tozza> and i see your true colors shinging thru
41:56 <staffecet> i was circumsized before tozza was born
42:00 <MiaOneness> What did he say? hes very sure of himself for a astrophyscist, suaulyl theyre riddled with unceetainty
42:00 <staffecet> have some respect for my dead skin tozza[Mobile]
42:00 <tozza> that rightbur last weeks news
42:00 <staffecet> tozza
42:00 <staffecet> tozza[Mobile] tozza my dead skin
42:00 <tozza> let the young stallion take care of this
42:00 <staffecet> ordeal
42:00 <tozza> are you right
42:00 <staffecet> ok mate
42:00 <tozza> on the booze again?
42:00 <staffecet> yes country manor
42:00 <staffecet> i show ya
42:00 <tozza> no fankz cunt
42:00 <tozza> im good
42:09 <MiaOneness> What did he say? hes very sure of himself for a astrophyscist, suaulyl theyre riddled with unceetainty
42:09 <staffecet> have some respect for my dead skin tozza[Mobile]
42:12 <tozza> that rightbur last weeks news
42:13 <staffecet> tozza
42:23 <staffecet> tozza[Mobile] tozza my dead skin
42:26 <tozza> let the young stallion take care of this
42:27 <staffecet> ordeal
42:38 <tozza> are you right
42:39 <staffecet> ok mate
42:42 <tozza> on the booze again?
42:50 <staffecet> yes country manor
42:52 <staffecet> i show ya
42:55 Quit: Arbition ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
42:57 <tozza> no fankz cunt
42:59 <tozza> im good
43:00 <MiaOneness> 7 Rekoerdelig Strawberry Lime Cider... I've run out :(
43:00 <Tim-Sim> He spoke about his childhood and Carl Sagan 
43:00 <tozza> mia learnig shorcuts
43:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/oI6sd
43:00 <Tim-Sim> are you on the turps, MiaOneness?
43:00 <tozza> better than the shrooms
43:00 <MiaOneness> whats turps mean?
43:00 <Tim-Sim> piss
43:00 <Tim-Sim> on the piss
43:00 <MiaOneness> Nah
43:02 <MiaOneness>  Rekoerdelig Strawberry Lime Cider... I've run out :(
43:10 <Tim-Sim> He spoke about his childhood and Carl Sagan
43:15 <tozza> mia learnig shorcuts
43:18 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/oI6sd
43:24 <Tim-Sim> are you on the turps, MiaOneness?
43:41 <tozza> better than the shrooms
43:46 <MiaOneness> whats turps mean?
43:51 <Tim-Sim> piss
43:55 <Tim-Sim> on the piss
43:56 <MiaOneness> Nah
44:00 <staffecet> bloody fairdinkum i coped all the heat, even tho its not suppose to happen for me
44:00 <staffecet> bloody fairdinkum i coped all the heat, even tho its not suppose to happen for me
44:00 <MiaOneness> I like to buy some alcohol once a week/fortnight... to watch soccer
44:00 <MiaOneness> I dont really drink other than socially
44:00 <MiaOneness> but because I dont go out, I do it at home... ;9
44:00 <staffecet> pizzas are great in london
44:00 <Agent> Wat
44:00 <staffecet> vegan medeterrian pizza
44:00 <tozza> no more PM u LURK
44:15 * staffecet pours another glass
44:23 <MiaOneness> I like to buy some alcohol once a week/fortnight... to watch soccer
44:28 <MiaOneness> I dont really drink other than socially
44:41 <MiaOneness> but because I dont go out, I do it at home... ;9
44:42 * tozza slaps Agent around a bit with a large trout
44:43 <staffecet> pizzas are great in london
44:44 * tozza slaps Agent around a bit with a large trout
44:46 * tozza slaps Agent around a bit with a large trout
44:48 * tozza slaps Agent around a bit with a large trout
44:48 <Agent> Wat
44:53 <staffecet> vegan medeterrian pizza
44:58 <tozza> no more PM u LURK
45:00 <Agent> I'm not PM'in
45:00 <tozza> interact or gtfo
45:00 <tozza> not what i hear mate
45:00 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim will you eventually try the pizza, i reckon youll love it. You have similar interests
45:00 <tozza> LMAO
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Mad Moose?
45:00 <Agent> Ok mate lol
45:00 <MiaOneness> Yes
45:00 <Tim-Sim> similar interests to who?
45:00 <staffecet> why everything turned agaisnt us
45:05 <Agent> I'm not PM'in
45:05 <tozza> interact or gtfo
45:11 <tozza> not what i hear mate
45:15 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim will you eventually try the pizza, i reckon youll love it. You have similar interests
45:27 <tozza> LMAO
45:32 <Tim-Sim> Mad Moose?
45:33 <Agent> Ok mate lol
45:35 <MiaOneness> Yes
45:56 <Tim-Sim> similar interests to who?
45:57 <staffecet> why everything turned agaisnt us
46:00 <MiaOneness> I like physics talks when you discuss it.. thats what I mean
46:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
46:00 <staffecet> i live in both world
46:00 <tozza> LOLOL
46:00 <tozza> eat that cunt
46:08 <MiaOneness> I like physics talks when you discuss it.. thats what I mean
46:12 <Tim-Sim> oh
46:28 <staffecet> i live in both world
46:47 * ^Roshanda^ fills up 8 condoms full of water and shampoo and throws them at staffecet *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat*
46:56 <tozza> LOLOL
46:58 <tozza> eat that cunt
47:00 <Agent> What a waste of good condoms
47:00 <tozza> ofcourse fag
47:00 <tozza> lol who uses condoms
47:00 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim
47:00 <Agent> I do cunt
47:00 <tozza> that ones still in your wallet from 1998
47:00 <Tim-Sim> I added Mad Moose to my phone. If I am in the area, I'll go there. Not likely for a while
47:00 <tozza> tell mia aboiut that old banger
47:00 <Agent> Ok
47:15 * staffecet laps the semen up
47:19 <Agent> What a waste of good condoms
47:23 <tozza> ofcourse fag
47:29 <tozza> lol who uses condoms
47:43 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim
47:43 <Agent> I do cunt
47:44 <tozza> that ones still in your wallet from 1998
47:44 * staffecet smell tozza babe
47:50 <Tim-Sim> I added Mad Moose to my phone. If I am in the area, I'll go there. Not likely for a while
47:51 * ^Roshanda^ sneaks up behind Agent and tucks in a condom into their undies when their not looking and pretends to look innocent
47:55 <tozza> tell mia aboiut that old banger
47:59 <Agent> Ok
48:00 <Agent> Hey Mia
48:00 <Agent> Hey Mia
48:00 <Agent> I use condoms
48:00 <Agent> Tozza wanted you to know
48:00 <tozza> in the wallet from 998
48:00 <Agent> 998 lol
48:00 <Agent> 1000 years
48:00 <MiaOneness> I wear condoms too
48:00 <tozza> lmao
48:00 <tozza> so fucking funny
48:00 <tozza> I HATE YOU AGENBT
48:00 <MiaOneness> STD is not worth it
48:00 <tozza> I LIKED YOU
48:00 <staffecet> im in love with a ts girl that all matters now
48:00 <Agent> lol
48:00 <tozza> BUT CAUSE U CANT READ BETWEEN THE LINES
48:00 <tozza> I NOW HATE YOU
48:00 <^Roshanda^> mia your tiny clit wouldnt hold the condom on
48:00 <^Roshanda^> nite
48:00 <tozza> LMAO
48:00 <Agent> When you have a full time partner you can do away with the condoms
48:00 <staffecet> maybe we can protect each other from evil
48:01 <Agent> I use condoms
48:05 <Agent> Tozza wanted you to know
48:11 <tozza> in the wallet from 998
48:15 <Agent> 998 lol
48:18 <Agent> 1000 years
48:20 <MiaOneness> I wear condoms too
48:21 <tozza> lmao
48:24 Join: Arbition ([email protected]) to #melbourne
48:25 <tozza> so fucking funny
48:27 <tozza> I HATE YOU AGENBT
48:28 <MiaOneness> STD is not worth it
48:29 <tozza> I LIKED YOU
48:30 <staffecet> im in love with a ts girl that all matters now
48:35 <Agent> lol
48:37 <tozza> BUT CAUSE U CANT READ BETWEEN THE LINES
48:39 <tozza> I NOW HATE YOU
48:43 <^Roshanda^> mia your tiny clit wouldnt hold the condom on
48:46 <^Roshanda^> nite
48:49 Quit: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse
48:50 <tozza> LMAO
48:52 <Agent> When you have a full time partner you can do away with the condoms
48:55 <staffecet> maybe we can protect each other from evil
49:00 <Agent> Hey everyone
49:00 <MiaOneness> Nah, dont want to get pregos
49:00 <Agent> Mia has a tiny clit
49:00 <Agent> Roshanda said so
49:00 <tozza> `unban agent
49:00 <tozza> LMAO
49:00 <MiaOneness> I dont forgive, I dont forget
49:00 <staffecet> some religion still do FGM, this must stop
49:00 <Agent> Everybody write that down
49:09 <Agent> Hey everyone
49:11 <MiaOneness> Nah, dont want to get pregos
49:11 <Agent> Mia has a tiny clit
49:14 <Agent> Roshanda said so
49:18 Kick: Agent was kicked by ChanOP ((tozza) 2)
49:18 Join: Agent ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@0fba93e7.iinet.net.au
49:19 Kick: Agent was kicked by ChanOP (2)
49:25 <tozza> `unban agent
49:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@0fba93e7.iinet.net.au
49:28 Join: Agent ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:28 Mode: (by g) +b *!*@0fba93e7.iinet.net.au
49:29 Kick: Agent was kicked by g (join #melbourneops to discuss this ban)
49:33 <tozza> LMAO
49:37 <tozza> `unban agent
49:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@0fba93e7.iinet.net.au
49:38 <MiaOneness> I dont forgive, I dont forget
49:50 Join: Agent ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:51 <staffecet> some religion still do FGM, this must stop
49:55 <Agent> Everybody write that down
50:00 <staffecet> flaps are good
50:00 <tozza> u keep logs 
50:00 <tozza> son no one needs to
50:00 <Agent> They're incomplete
50:00 <Agent> Some stupid cunt keeps banning me
50:00 <tozza> aw boohoo aye
50:00 <Agent> Lol
50:00 <Agent> Mate go and cut your cock off like Staffecet did
50:00 <Agent> That'll solve your condom problem too
50:00 <Agent> Two birds on stone!
50:00 <MiaOneness> with the butchers forefather!
50:00 <tozza> its b1rd
50:00 <MiaOneness> thats what he said
50:00 <staffecet> i have it but full of stitches
50:00 <MiaOneness> butchers forefather?
50:00 <Agent> LOolol
50:01 <staffecet> flaps are good
50:05 <tozza> u keep logs
50:08 <tozza> son no one needs to
50:13 <Agent> They're incomplete
50:16 <Agent> Some stupid cunt keeps banning me
50:20 <tozza> aw boohoo aye
50:23 <Agent> Lol
50:30 <Agent> Mate go and cut your cock off like Staffecet did
50:39 * tozza yawwwwn
50:39 <Agent> That'll solve your condom problem too
50:41 <Agent> Two birds on stone!
50:46 <MiaOneness> with the butchers forefather!
50:47 <tozza> its b1rd
50:49 <MiaOneness> thats what he said
50:49 <staffecet> i have it but full of stitches
50:53 <MiaOneness> butchers forefather?
50:53 <Agent> LOolol
51:00 <MiaOneness> Still trying to come to terms with what forefathers have to do with it
51:00 <tozza> quick agent rip whats left of his cock off
51:00 <Agent> I'm not touchin a tranny's cock mate
51:00 <MiaOneness> Going to finish my tiny cig
51:00 <MiaOneness> brb
51:00 <tozza> im not your mate
51:00 <Agent> Obvs hobo
51:07 * staffecet cockslaps MiaOneness
51:16 <MiaOneness> Still trying to come to terms with what forefathers have to do with it
51:29 <tozza> quick agent rip whats left of his cock off
51:37 <Agent> I'm not touchin a tranny's cock mate
51:39 <MiaOneness> Going to finish my tiny cig
51:41 <MiaOneness> brb
51:45 <tozza> im not your mate
51:53 <Agent> Obvs hobo
52:00 <staffecet> im trying to tell people there is no definite religion or particular god
52:00 <staffecet> im trying to tell people there is no definite religion or particular god
52:00 <tozza> we are collegeaues atbest
52:00 <Agent> Don't flatter yourself hobo
52:00 <tozza> hobo LOL
52:00 <Agent> Lol
52:00 <tozza> gay
52:00 <staffecet> can you guys write an eassy if i gove you a topic
52:00 <tozza> no fuck off dickhead
52:00 <tozza> or should i say dickless
52:00 <staffecet> one popping out every minute, where is this world heading to
52:00 <beagle> hi staff
52:06 <tozza> we are collegeaues atbest
52:16 <Agent> Don't flatter yourself hobo
52:23 <tozza> hobo LOL
52:25 <Agent> Lol
52:30 <tozza> gay
52:31 <staffecet> can you guys write an eassy if i gove you a topic
52:36 <tozza> no fuck off dickhead
52:48 <tozza> or should i say dickless
52:49 <staffecet> one popping out every minute, where is this world heading to
52:56 <beagle> hi staff
53:00 <staffecet> i still got balls tozza
53:00 <tozza> thanks for tryna reassure everyone
53:00 <tozza> but no one believes
53:00 <staffecet> hi chand
53:00 <staffecet> tozza how were you made
53:00 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim has your interest in planes quit?
53:00 <staffecet> with good seed or bad seed
53:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSrL0BXsO40
53:02 <staffecet> i still got balls tozza
53:16 <tozza> thanks for tryna reassure everyone
53:30 <tozza> but no one believes
53:30 <staffecet> hi chand
53:45 <staffecet> tozza how were you made
53:49 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim has your interest in planes quit?
53:51 <staffecet> with good seed or bad seed
53:58 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSrL0BXsO40
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Man in his arrogance - A Great Speech By Carl Sagan (Jul 30, 2014) Length: 3:56 - Category: Education - 1,034,131 views views - 20,471 likes (98.4%), 328 dislikes (1.6%)
54:00 <Tim-Sim> no MiaOneness, I have been interested in planes for a long time
54:00 <MiaOneness> Love this talk.. shhh let me listen
54:00 <staffecet> i like what mrwuf posted yesterday
54:00 <MiaOneness> Scientific voice!
54:00 <staffecet> i f*ck straya but i didnt come
54:00 <MiaOneness> love the way he pronouces T
54:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Man in his arrogance - A Great Speech By Carl Sagan (Jul 30, 2014) Length: 3:56 - Category: Education - 1,034,131 views views - 20,471 likes (98.4%), 328 dislikes (1.6%)
54:18 <Tim-Sim> no MiaOneness, I have been interested in planes for a long time
54:24 <MiaOneness> Love this talk.. shhh let me listen
54:26 <staffecet> i like what mrwuf posted yesterday
54:34 <MiaOneness> Scientific voice!
54:39 <staffecet> i f*ck straya but i didnt come
54:42 <MiaOneness> love the way he pronouces T
55:00 <tozza> my parents had sex staff n it was over in 2 secs
55:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkO_D0qov_s
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - So Empty Without Me (Guess Who's Back) (Apr 16, 2017) Length: 1:58 - Category: News & Politics - 11,409 views views - 196 likes (97%), 6 dislikes (3%)
55:00 <MiaOneness> I wont link you the page Tim-Sim but I prefer the Pale Blue Dot
55:00 <tozza> agent mia tim-sim goodnight
55:00 <Agent> Laters Tozza
55:01 <tozza> my parents had sex staff n it was over in 2 secs
55:11 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkO_D0qov_s
55:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - So Empty Without Me (Guess Who's Back) (Apr 16, 2017) Length: 1:58 - Category: News & Politics - 11,409 views views - 196 likes (97%), 6 dislikes (3%)
55:26 <MiaOneness> I wont link you the page Tim-Sim but I prefer the Pale Blue Dot
55:49 <tozza> agent mia tim-sim goodnight
55:55 <Agent> Laters Tozza
56:00 <MiaOneness> goodnight tozza
56:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martika - Toy Soldiers (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:53 - Category: Music - 23,275,051 views views - 115,109 likes (97.5%), 2,891 dislikes (2.5%)
56:00 <tozza> 4GOODNIGHT BEAGLE
56:00 <beagle> yeah im not sleepy but i wanna sleep one those nights
56:00 <Tim-Sim> nite Agent 
56:05 <MiaOneness> goodnight tozza
56:09 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM
56:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martika - Toy Soldiers (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:53 - Category: Music - 23,275,051 views views - 115,109 likes (97.5%), 2,891 dislikes (2.5%)
56:15 <tozza> GOODNIGHT BEAGLE
56:35 <beagle> yeah im not sleepy but i wanna sleep one those nights
56:55 <Tim-Sim> nite Agent
57:00 <beagle> gn tozza
57:00 <Agent> Night Tim
57:00 <Tim-Sim> nite tozza 
57:00 <staffecet> tozza is full of cum
57:00 <Tim-Sim> nite MiaOneness 
57:00 <MiaOneness> nite Tim-Sim
57:00 <staffecet> beagle you liked lesbians ts girl you said
57:01 <beagle> gn tozza
57:02 <Agent> Night Tim
57:08 <Tim-Sim> nite tozza
57:10 <staffecet> tozza is full of cum
57:23 <Tim-Sim> nite MiaOneness
57:30 <MiaOneness> nite Tim-Sim
57:55 <staffecet> beagle you liked lesbians ts girl you said
58:00 Kick: staffecet was kicked by ChanOP ([tozza[Mobile]] staffecet lasts 2 seconds)
58:00 <Tim-Sim> I have The Pale Blue Dot beside my bed. The book.
58:00 <beagle> are you drunk talking shit shimmon
58:00 <staffecet> ahahahah
58:00 <Agent> Lol staffecet what's your favorite porn site
58:00 <staffecet> yes nice wine beagle
58:00 <staffecet> no hangover
58:00 <staffecet> i need a walk
58:00 <beagle> yeah i have some wine here too 
58:00 <beagle> i had a walk lol the shop was full of people so i walked to servo
58:00 <MiaOneness> Ah interesting. 
58:00 <staffecet> https://chaturbate.com/little_paradise/
58:14 Join: staffecet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:19 <Tim-Sim> I have The Pale Blue Dot beside my bed. The book.
58:20 <beagle> are you drunk talking shit shimmon
58:21 <staffecet> ahahahah
58:21 <Agent> Lol staffecet what's your favorite porn site
58:22 Mode: (by tozza) +v staffecet
58:29 Quit: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) Client exited
58:31 <staffecet> yes nice wine beagle
58:35 <staffecet> no hangover
58:38 <staffecet> i need a walk
58:38 <beagle> yeah i have some wine here too
58:51 <beagle> i had a walk lol the shop was full of people so i walked to servo
58:54 <MiaOneness> Ah interesting.
58:57 <staffecet> https://chaturbate.com/little_paradise/
59:00 <MiaOneness> i walked throuhg the mall today with a bit of anxiety
59:00 <beagle> how much is your wine 4 litre 
59:00 <Agent> Nah that's a dude Staffecet
59:00 <Agent> Doesn't do it for me
59:00 <Agent> What else you got
59:00 <staffecet> 3lt five pound at bilo
59:00 <staffecet> sorry liceland
59:00 <staffecet> iceland
59:00 <beagle> ah not bad
59:14 <MiaOneness> i walked throuhg the mall today with a bit of anxiety
59:19 <beagle> how much is your wine 4 litre
59:34 <Agent> Nah that's a dude Staffecet
59:35 <Agent> Doesn't do it for me
59:37 <Agent> What else you got
59:48 <staffecet> 3lt five pound at bilo
59:52 <staffecet> sorry liceland
59:55 <staffecet> iceland
59:55 <beagle> ah not bad
00:00 <staffecet> thats tozza will do for me
00:00 <beagle> tilly had a midnight walk outside tonight , didnt catch any mice tho
00:18 <staffecet> thats tozza will do for me
00:56 <beagle> tilly had a midnight walk outside tonight , didnt catch any mice tho
01:00 <beagle> she caught 2 mice and 1 rat recently
01:00 <beagle> hrm i wouldnt mind a mixer for this wine
01:00 <beagle> just drinking it with ice atm
01:00 <beagle> usually mix it with green cordial
01:00 <staffecet> london has many 24 buses beagle
01:06 <beagle> she caught 2 mice and 1 rat recently
01:07 Mode: (by tozza) +v beagle
01:34 <beagle> hrm i wouldnt mind a mixer for this wine
01:40 <beagle> just drinking it with ice atm
01:46 <beagle> usually mix it with green cordial
01:55 <staffecet> london has many 24 buses beagle
02:00 <staffecet> its a global city
02:00 <beagle> 24hr?
02:00 <staffecet> i want change job
02:00 <beagle> australia shuts down at night
02:00 <beagle> kfc lol
02:00 <beagle> yeah work at servo
02:00 <staffecet> kfc not secure lots of frying staff
02:00 <staffecet> i got an offer at servo beagle
02:00 <beagle> ya gonna take it ?
02:04 <staffecet> its a global city
02:06 <beagle> 24hr?
02:17 <staffecet> i want change job
02:18 <beagle> australia shuts down at night
02:22 <beagle> kfc lol
02:26 <beagle> yeah work at servo
02:27 <staffecet> kfc not secure lots of frying staff
02:46 <staffecet> i got an offer at servo beagle
02:55 <beagle> ya gonna take it ?
03:00 <staffecet> i send a new pic of norel
03:00 <beagle> how is she ?
03:00 <beagle> did you fix her up
03:01 <staffecet> i send a new pic of norel
03:22 <beagle> how is she ?
03:28 <beagle> did you fix her up
06:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/qpzHzYh
06:00 <Agent> No Staffecet
06:00 <Agent> That's the wrong kinda porn
06:19 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/qpzHzYh
06:43 <Agent> No Staffecet
06:46 <Agent> That's the wrong kinda porn
07:00 <staffecet> http://sponsored.travelandleisure.com/californialuxury/tyler.html#tyler
07:19 <staffecet> http://sponsored.travelandleisure.com/californialuxury/tyler.html#tyler
10:00 <staffecet> norell with her sis
10:01 <staffecet> norell with her sis
11:46 Join: SickBoy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:50 Mode: (by tozza) -v beagle
14:00 <staffecet> i remember working in auburn gosh it was 99
14:00 <staffecet> my 3rd year in oz
14:00 <Agent-ZZzzZZzz> Alright troops, goodnight for now
14:00 <staffecet> wine good for your memory
14:20 <staffecet> i remember working in auburn gosh it was 99
14:39 <staffecet> my 3rd year in oz
14:51 Nick: Agent is now known as Agent-ZZzzZZzz
14:55 <Agent-ZZzzZZzz> Alright troops, goodnight for now
14:59 <staffecet> wine good for your memory
15:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA__q0FKFY
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Best Of Kenny G - Kenny G Greatest Hits (Nov 3, 2015) Length: - Category: Music - 2,743,915 views views - 6,088 likes (89.9%), 687 dislikes (10.1%)
15:00 <staffecet> i was a door to door rep from telstra
15:00 <staffecet> did my part didnt i
15:20 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA__q0FKFY
15:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Best Of Kenny G - Kenny G Greatest Hits (Nov 3, 2015) Length: - Category: Music - 2,743,915 views views - 6,088 likes (89.9%), 687 dislikes (10.1%)
15:48 <staffecet> i was a door to door rep from telstra
15:59 <staffecet> did my part didnt i
21:23 Join: Blyke ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:09 Quit: Blyke ([email protected]) Quit:
26:00 <staffecet> london is healing me again with its cold weather
26:20 Mode: (by tozza) -v staffecet
26:22 <staffecet> london is healing me again with its cold weather
28:00 <staffecet> feels just like that year and nothing inbetween
28:52 <staffecet> feels just like that year and nothing inbetween
29:00 <staffecet> didnt know good wine could get you a time traveler
29:20 <staffecet> didnt know good wine could get you a time traveler
30:00 <staffecet> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry
30:00 <staffecet> thats what it is
30:26 <staffecet> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry
30:30 <staffecet> thats what it is
41:23 Quit: Student ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:22 Quit: Spanish[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
51:00 <staffecet> beagle oh no i dont know
51:35 <staffecet> beagle oh no i dont know
53:07 Quit: staffecet ([email protected]) Quit: Today we have coral grieves and this http://imgur.com/yJODfaC
28:00 <MiaOneness>  -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O<   QUACK
28:41 <MiaOneness> -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
41:30 Join: poronz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:58 Quit: poro ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
43:00 <beagle> https://tinychat.com/room/walmartgrow
43:00 <beagle> shimmon talk to me there 
43:00 <beagle> its this fucking cool as website chatroom this smart programmer made
43:37 <beagle> https://tinychat.com/room/walmartgrow
43:40 <beagle> shimmon talk to me there
43:56 <beagle> its this fucking cool as website chatroom this smart programmer made
44:00 <beagle> no 
44:00 <beagle> it really is
44:00 <beagle> its fast as skype but has room for LOTS people
44:03 <beagle> no
44:05 <beagle> it really is
44:56 <beagle> its fast as skype but has room for LOTS people
45:00 <beagle> no lag, at all .
45:00 <beagle> shimmon ?
45:00 <beagle> oh , he left .
45:00 <beagle> :/
45:03 <beagle> no lag, at all .
45:07 <beagle> shimmon ?
45:10 <beagle> oh , he left .
45:12 <beagle> :/
45:13 Mode: (by tozza) +v beagle
55:20 Mode: (by tozza) -v beagle
23:02 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
25:08 Join: staffecet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:45 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
34:48 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
46:33 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:00 <staffecet> good good asian will find 747 visa to invade all
53:01 <staffecet> good good asian will find 747 visa to invade all
59:33 Quit: sluggz ([email protected]) Connection closed
19:00 <beagle> staff
19:54 <beagle> staff
20:00 <beagle> hey wanna skype ?
20:00 <beagle> https://tinychat.com/room/walmartgrow i posted that link to you when you left accidentally then explained to the channel why, lol
20:00 <beagle> im kinda wasted dude
20:04 <beagle> hey wanna skype ?
20:20 Join: carlOz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:27 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:34 <beagle> https://tinychat.com/room/walmartgrow i posted that link to you when you left accidentally then explained to the channel why, lol
20:57 <beagle> im kinda wasted dude
21:00 <Glenn> Looked at it earlier.
21:18 <Glenn> Looked at it earlier.
22:00 <beagle> its smart Glenn
22:00 <Glenn> Once upon a time, a long time ago... there was a programme called CuSeeMe which worked in a similar way to TinyChat.
22:00 <beagle> really clear 
22:52 <beagle> its smart Glenn
22:55 <Glenn> Once upon a time, a long time ago... there was a programme called CuSeeMe which worked in a similar way to TinyChat.
22:56 <beagle> really clear
23:00 <beagle> yeah its spontaneous
23:00 <beagle> its not as shit as tinychat
23:00 <beagle> FLASH
23:00 <beagle> VS
23:00 <beagle> other 
23:00 <beagle> codec
23:08 <beagle> yeah its spontaneous
23:13 <beagle> its not as shit as tinychat
23:15 <beagle> FLASH
23:16 <beagle> VS
23:16 Mode: (by tozza) +v beagle
23:19 <beagle> other
23:22 <beagle> codec
25:28 Join: mrwuf ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:00 <Glenn> CeSeeMe worked by connecting to a "reflector" or server, then similar video windows of each user could be seen. Earlt versions had sub-title text chat only, but later versions had sound. Colour was a dream, mostly because of bandwidth considerations. Internet access in those days was at 33.6k on a good day, unless you were at a University where it may go as high as 384k.
26:33 <Glenn> CeSeeMe worked by connecting to a "reflector" or server, then similar video windows of each user could be seen. Earlt versions had sub-title text chat only, but later versions had sound. Colour was a dream, mostly because of bandwidth considerations. Internet access in those days was at 33.6k on a good day, unless you were at a University where it may go as high as 384k.
28:00 <Glenn> But that was back in 1995... 
28:25 <Glenn> But that was back in 1995...
29:00 <Glenn> TinyChat does look good. :)
29:00 <staffecet> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry
29:00 <Glenn> Perverts will have a field day with it!
29:23 <Glenn> TinyChat does look good. :)
29:31 <staffecet> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry
29:40 <Glenn> Perverts will have a field day with it!
30:00 <staffecet> Glenn do u have any hair left to show?
30:00 <Glenn> "Grass does not grow on a busy street."
30:07 <staffecet> Glenn do u have any hair left to show?
30:31 <Glenn> "Grass does not grow on a busy street."
31:58 Quit: mrwuf ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
33:07 Join: mrwuf ([email protected]) to #melbourne
33:50 Mode: (by tozza) -v beagle
34:00 <staffecet> beagle stopping 457 visa will force you go back to work
34:00 <staffecet> and Glenn
34:00 <staffecet> very cold here in london
34:20 <staffecet> beagle stopping 457 visa will force you go back to work
34:32 <staffecet> and Glenn
34:50 <staffecet> very cold here in london
35:00 <staffecet> you guys 
35:14 <staffecet> you guys
35:18 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Quit:
36:00 <mrwuf> 2 lil 2 late
36:00 <mrwuf> what I think they do in europe is force companies who want to use skill migrants to pay them 150% salary
36:14 <mrwuf> 2 lil 2 late
36:42 <mrwuf> what I think they do in europe is force companies who want to use skill migrants to pay them 150% salary
37:00 <staffecet> https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=293398570
37:00 <mrwuf> so for 50k euro position they make business pay 75k to higher migrant, businesses hate paying salaries so makes them look really long a hard at employing local workforce
37:00 <staffecet> and last nite you told me to apply in your immigration system
37:00 <staffecet> mrwuf too many rort there it shows
37:18 <staffecet> https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=293398570
37:27 <mrwuf> so for 50k euro position they make business pay 75k to higher migrant, businesses hate paying salaries so makes them look really long a hard at employing local workforce
37:39 <staffecet> and last nite you told me to apply in your immigration system
37:57 <staffecet> mrwuf too many rort there it shows
38:00 <mrwuf> yea I think like gov heard u might be interested and slammed door closed 
38:00 <staffecet> you know you cant fool me cause i been loving you so long
38:07 <mrwuf> yea I think like gov heard u might be interested and slammed door closed
38:34 <staffecet> you know you cant fool me cause i been loving you so long
38:35 Mode: (by tozza) +v staffecet
39:00 <mrwuf> what about new zealand
39:00 <staffecet> england is better
39:00 <mrwuf> NZ is basically store brand australia
39:04 <mrwuf> what about new zealand
39:12 <staffecet> england is better
39:41 <mrwuf> NZ is basically store brand australia
40:00 <mrwuf> dunno I h8 english accents
40:00 <mrwuf> plus they pretty racist yeah?
40:05 <mrwuf> dunno I h8 english accents
40:23 <mrwuf> plus they pretty racist yeah?
41:00 <mrwuf> if I had pick of any country I'd prob go spain
41:00 <mrwuf> if I had pick of any country I'd prob go spain
41:00 <mrwuf> or california 
41:00 <staffecet> i'd pick alaska at any given days 
41:00 <staffecet> or greenland
41:08 <mrwuf> or california
41:47 <staffecet> i'd pick alaska at any given days
41:51 <staffecet> or greenland
42:00 <staffecet> england is much colder than australia
42:00 <staffecet> mrwuf you might as well learn hindi and vietnamese
42:00 <mrwuf> u might get eaten by polar bears
42:00 <staffecet> i dont mind a bear bj
42:06 <staffecet> england is much colder than australia
42:30 <staffecet> mrwuf you might as well learn hindi and vietnamese
42:40 <mrwuf> u might get eaten by polar bears
42:53 <staffecet> i dont mind a bear bj
43:00 <staffecet> damn my perry almost running out
43:00 <mrwuf> sounds hard plus i'd learn spanish first
43:00 <staffecet> spanish are dying to work in london
43:26 <staffecet> damn my perry almost running out
43:31 <mrwuf> sounds hard plus i'd learn spanish first
43:51 <staffecet> spanish are dying to work in london
44:00 <staffecet> and italians
44:00 <staffecet> and italians
44:00 <mrwuf> you won't be part of euro union soon yeah
44:00 <mrwuf> will that make it harder for you to stay 
44:00 <mrwuf> brevet
44:00 <mrwuf> bred it
44:00 <mrwuf> BREXIT
44:00 <mrwuf> I'm not making frog noises
44:29 <mrwuf> you won't be part of euro union soon yeah
44:37 <mrwuf> will that make it harder for you to stay
44:43 <mrwuf> brevet
44:46 <mrwuf> bred it
44:48 <mrwuf> BREXIT
44:58 <mrwuf> I'm not making frog noises
45:00 <mrwuf> autocorrect
45:00 <staffecet> my aunt is a senior british citizen
45:00 <staffecet> she gets higher pension than the rest
45:12 <mrwuf> autocorrect
45:47 Nick: DoC is now known as CrEddy
46:00 <staffecet> she could be able to....
46:00 <CrEddy> howdy mrwuf
46:00 <CrEddy> sup staffecet
46:00 <staffecet> not telling you folks anything not worth
46:00 <mrwuf> heya CrEddy 
46:00 <staffecet> if i didnt know how rort it was i might change my mind but sorry
47:00 <mrwuf> maybe find a vacant pacific island and just claim at as ur own
48:00 <mrwuf> charge ppl to come visit n make it a tourist hot spot
48:00 <CrEddy> lol
49:00 <CrEddy> Lume!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Lumeah> Hiii
49:00 <staffecet> i need a 747 visa any help
49:00 <Lumeah> Wtf with the nic? 
49:00 <Lumeah> Soz can't 
49:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkO_D0qov_s
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - So Empty Without Me (Guess Who's Back) (Apr 16, 2017) Length: 1:58 - Category: News & Politics - 11,882 views views - 200 likes (97.1%), 6 dislikes (2.9%)
50:00 <CrEddy> lol what happened?
50:00 <CrEddy> u dont like it Lumeah?
50:00 <Lumeah> Meaning? 
50:00 <CrEddy> something wrong in it?
50:00 <Lumeah> No
50:00 <staffecet> Lumeah you want some perry
51:00 <staffecet> almost finished
51:00 <staffecet> 3lts gone
51:00 <Lumeah> What is perry? 
51:00 <staffecet> pear wine finest
52:00 <CrEddy> lol
52:00 <staffecet> http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/country-manor-medium-dry-perry-3l/p/33027
52:00 <Lumeah> Oh 
52:00 <staffecet> damn good
52:00 <Lumeah> Sounds it
53:00 <Lumeah> CrEddy:  why nic? 
53:00 <staffecet> shop lady told me they are good
53:00 <staffecet> shes about 70s
53:00 <Lumeah> Answer me.. Or heavens will fall apron u. 
54:00 <staffecet> come uk its cold outside and inside
54:00 <staffecet> here is more euro than not many asian
54:00 <Crzcanuck> is this alright now Lumeah? :P
55:00 <Lumeah> Cunuck is a Canadian. Lok
57:00 <staffecet> perry took me back to auburn while i was doing door to door sales for telstra back in 99 on a rainy evening...still could smells fresh air from time
58:00 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/rF8Nbiq
58:00 <staffecet> uk is healing me faster, why Lumeah
59:00 <staffecet> confest 2017 mrwuf
00:00 <mrwuf> https://i.redditmedia.com/5wob5ri1OVfgP5kJDPExFZ77b0QiLMtnmk2AL74s8AU.jpg
00:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/CiEVd
00:00 <Lumeah> Dunno 
00:00 <mrwuf> oh that didn't work 
00:00 <Crzcanuck> fkn bored :/
01:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh
01:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj1tWn8UGSY&feature=youtu.be
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Epic Cactus Jump GONE WRONG feat. Zach Holmes - Steve-O (Apr 18, 2017) Length: 3:44 - Category: Comedy - 72,012 views views - 6,960 likes (98.4%), 111 dislikes (1.6%)
02:00 <Rusteaux> lol some idiot has registered my nick 'DuckDodgers'
02:00 <Rusteaux> I've used it so many times
02:00 <Rusteaux> I know who registered it
02:00 <staffecet> all i have is this last glass
02:00 <Rusteaux> he's the king of fgts
03:00 <Rusteaux> floopyfgt
03:00 <staffecet> australia lets so many come in but not me yet
04:00 <mrwuf> https://streamable.com/a0kqx
05:00 <staffecet> 457 vis isthe main news over there
08:00 <staffecet> i need to learn how to bribe
12:00 <Glenn> Good morning chookmagnet! :)
12:00 <staffecet> mrwuf are there many new asian parlor
13:00 <mrwuf> can't talk doing parkour with my cat
13:00 <Glenn> Nothing is sacred Rusteaux :P
16:00 <staffecet> Bill Shorten MP 17 hrs · Make no mistake, the only job Malcolm Turnbull cares about saving is his own.
17:00 <staffecet> maybe canada will accept me for my phd
18:00 <mrwuf> just marry some woman in country u wanna live
19:00 <staffecet> women needs a good fuck i cant
19:00 <mrwuf> try online dating
19:00 <staffecet> yeah i get my sex from web porn
20:00 <mrwuf> cool I get my loving from norell 
21:00 <staffecet> guess who is back
22:00 <staffecet> india is upset over 457 visa
22:00 <mrwuf> they take lots of IT jobs
23:00 <staffecet> my three siblings are aust citizen
23:00 <Blyke> morning staffecet :)
23:00 <staffecet> they work in different trade
24:00 <Blyke> is one a nurse
24:00 <Blyke> ?
24:00 <staffecet> yes
24:00 <Blyke> cool
24:00 <staffecet> my elder brother is a nurse
24:00 <staffecet> younger one is an it project manager, but working as a cleaner
26:00 <staffecet> i have no plan to leaving my aunt soon
26:00 <staffecet> she goes shopping bring everything for me and small bread for her only
26:00 <Blyke> lazy
26:00 <Blyke> :-/
27:00 <Glenn> " my three siblings are aust citizen".... how come you missed the cut?
27:00 <staffecet> its call love
27:00 <staffecet> Glenn look up in the skies
27:00 <Glenn> Cloudy here...
27:00 <staffecet> your in a hot-box melb flat?
28:00 <Glenn> I do not live anywhere neat Melbourne.
28:00 <Glenn> ...near...
28:00 <staffecet> like i care...guess who is back
28:00 <staffecet> ...tell a friend....
29:00 <mrwuf> staffecet came to Oz but something happened and he got booted
29:00 <mrwuf> there was a fire
29:00 <staffecet> people try to kill me
29:00 <staffecet> i had minimal support
30:00 <staffecet> all i get 30 bucks a month from yarravillie church
30:00 <staffecet> located at williamstown
30:00 <staffecet> i been rock bottomed by many of you
31:00 <staffecet> bugger this...i better take my nap
31:00 <mrwuf> I never rock bottomed anyway
31:00 <mrwuf> anyone
31:00 <staffecet> yeah yeah i take all the blame
31:00 <mrwuf> why your family not support you? why you not find work?
31:00 <mrwuf> you living large 
32:00 <mrwuf> drugs n ladyboys
32:00 <staffecet> i got a real job after ten years of deportation pay will come next week
32:00 <mrwuf> booze n hussies 
32:00 <Glenn> Sounds a bit like issues with the local constabulary.
33:00 <mrwuf> just quit alcohol and drugs, finish study, get job, repay your aunt cos she's a trooper or do nice things 4 her
33:00 <mrwuf> find love n settle some place
33:00 <staffecet> nobody can sattle more babies are commmmmmmming
34:00 <staffecet> one every minute
34:00 <mrwuf> don't eat 2 much kfc cos the oil is bad n will make u fat
34:00 <staffecet> i cant stop eating kfc
34:00 <mrwuf> sames
35:00 <staffecet> today i had two large pizza and kfc
35:00 <staffecet> aunt feeding me like a dinosaour
35:00 <staffecet> mrwuf youve assulting women
35:00 <staffecet> been*
35:00 <mrwuf> don't just get drunk and bother her cos she'll boot u
36:00 <staffecet> shes gone to her nursing home for the night
37:00 <staffecet> you know for fact that i will not make it back to oz
37:00 <mrwuf> dude theres so many cooler places to be
37:00 <staffecet> i tried so many times nothing worked
37:00 <mrwuf> you have family here to can always visit 
37:00 <mrwuf> marry your niece or something and get citizenship that way
38:00 <mrwuf> have your family set you up with arranged marriage 
38:00 <staffecet> all i care about is norell
38:00 <staffecet> nothing else matters
38:00 <staffecet> ive died from straya
38:00 <mrwuf> move on 
38:00 <staffecet> i did
38:00 <staffecet> we rebuilt what's broken
39:00 <staffecet> guess she's the same a broken flower vass
05:00 <mrwuf> morning Kelevra 
05:00 <Kelevra> morning mrwuf
06:00 <Kelevra> I don't know what to have for breakie
06:00 <Glenn> Good morning Kelevra :)
06:00 <Rusteaux> Sup Glenn
06:00 <Glenn> All good Rusteaux :)
06:00 <Rusteaux> How it goes?
08:00 <Kelevra> morning Glenn
10:00 <Rusteaux> howdy Kelevra
10:00 <Rusteaux> hows things?
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey Kelevra why dont you have toast
10:00 <Kelevra> yeah good thanks, yourself?
11:00 <Kelevra> Snoopys_Gunship eh my appitite got cut short when I saw what the girls had been upto
11:00 <Kelevra> it's going to be a slanderous bag of domestic violence when my partner comes home in the afternoon
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh whoops lol
12:00 <Rusteaux> pretty good Kelevra, ta :)
16:00 <Kelevra> he made rum balls minus the rum to pay back his brother for his help with the tvs and there was leftovers and the girls have polished them off and ripped up a picture I had on the wall that was given to me by my mum
18:00 <Glenn> Could have been worse.
18:00 <Kelevra> how? they smooshed them into the carpet aswell
18:00 <Glenn> The girls could have polished off the leftover rum balls, that DID have rum in them :)
18:00 <Kelevra> lol
19:00 <Kelevra> eh that could've ended well, they haven't been sleeping alot lately
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> or they could of drawn on the walls
19:00 <mrwuf> ya could of been cleaning up poop n not chocolate from carpet
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my brother use to get his shit and throw it against the wall outside
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> said he was making a mud house
20:00 <mrwuf> thats art, your brother is an artist
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> had another one that use to fall asleep in the gutter
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i use to jump out of windows and brake bones
21:00 <mrwuf> 2 many rum balls
22:00 <Kelevra> if they drew on the walls they'd be knocked the fuck out into next week
22:00 <Kelevra> I swear this house hunting is bullshit
22:00 <Kelevra> I'm so stressed
23:00 <Blyke> :(
24:00 <mrwuf> rent is expensive where u are
24:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Morning
24:00 <Blyke> Mel u looking same area
24:00 <Blyke> ?
25:00 <mrwuf> theres such over supply houses here they offer first month or 2 weeks rent free just to get people sign up
25:00 <mrwuf> people moving from all over state jus on account of how cheap rents are
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats why i guess we bought a piece of land
25:00 <mrwuf> https://www.gladstoneobserver.com.au/classifieds/gladstone/real-estate/rent/
26:00 <mrwuf> 3bedroom house close to beach for $140wk
26:00 <Kelevra> Blyke yeah
26:00 <Blyke> k
26:00 <Kelevra> I appled for another one last night but if I get it I have to build a gate
27:00 <Blyke> oh it has front yard?
27:00 <Blyke> cool
27:00 <Kelevra> the backyard goes onto a drive way and doesn't have a gate next to the garage
27:00 <Blyke> oh
27:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's a full on house
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now thats cool
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wouldnt complain if i had to do that
28:00 <Kelevra> it's hard to find the time to build a gate
28:00 <Kelevra> I'm sure it's not hard
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we got to do more then that lol
28:00 <Kelevra> I've built a bridge for over a pond before
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we got a whole house to build lol
29:00 <Kelevra> lucky bastard
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its going to be a pain i can tell you
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah no doubt
32:00 <Kelevra> if I had to design a house 
32:00 <Kelevra> I'd fkn die
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we got the design just the build time is going to be a bitch
33:00 <Kelevra> why not stay with family in the meanwhile?
33:00 <Kelevra> wasn't it mav's bday the other day?
37:00 <Kelevra> I think tv just saved my life
37:00 <Kelevra> catfish is on tonight
38:00 <mrwuf> u ever been catfish'd Kelevra 
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah it was on monday
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and nah its ok we can handle everything
42:00 <Kelevra> mrwuf yeah of course
42:00 <Kelevra> hasn't everyone on the net?
43:00 <Kelevra> when I was 19 my stupid whore housemate @ the time gave this canadian fucker remote access to my comp
44:00 <Kelevra> so the dude some how got the cam to do live feed and got me naked
44:00 <Kelevra> like heaps naked..
44:00 <Kelevra> and so yeah he uploaded the screen shots to image shack with a password and said if I didn't pay him $1000 he'd give the password out
45:00 <Kelevra> so I told my housemate and she goes 'call his bluff' and i was like wtf it's your fault this shit is happening so she goes 'nah call his bluff' so I did and the guy sent me a password and bam
45:00 <Kelevra> I saw myself naked and so did my housemate
45:00 <Kelevra> then the stupid bitch showed her bf to ask if it was bad
46:00 <Kelevra> then she turns to me when we were walking home oneday and said '@ least in the pics you looked happy'
46:00 <Kelevra> god she was a fkn trampy god forsaken mole
46:00 <Kelevra> him asking for only $1000 was offensive enough
46:00 <Kelevra> when I was 19 I was HOT
47:00 <mrwuf> hmm perhaps I can track this terrible canadian down, do u *ahem* still have the images 4 forensic purposes
47:00 <Kelevra> you could bounce a penny off my ass and my tits were like firm mangos
47:00 <Kelevra> nah fairly sure the site is in the world of internet
48:00 <mrwuf> ya I mean catfish'd like u thought u were meeting a hot babe and turns out its some 40 year old woman 
48:00 <Kelevra> my mum went bonkers about it 
48:00 <Kelevra> ohh yeah that's happened
48:00 <mrwuf> and she wearing a leopard print leotard 
48:00 <Kelevra> it hasn't been a 40yr old
48:00 <Kelevra> but it was this fat dude
48:00 <Kelevra> I fucked him anyway cause he wouldn't shut up then sent him home
48:00 <mrwuf> sitting in her jeep stroking her little white poodle dog and you thought she was some 20 year old but turns out it was her mum
49:00 <mrwuf> lmao
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> someone say whore
49:00 <mrwuf> I never been catfish'd
50:00 <Kelevra> yeah I have a naked video of her
50:00 <Kelevra> asians have weird vaginas
50:00 <mrwuf> but I been fishing n caught plenty o whiskery catfish
50:00 <Kelevra> I remember the guys name
50:00 <Kelevra> chris beachy
50:00 <Kelevra> and he was a bandy
50:00 <Kelevra> and he wouldn't stfu about apple apps
50:00 <Kelevra> he made his own or some shit
50:00 <Kelevra> he worked in a bottleo in richmond
51:00 <Kelevra> god he was a fkn loser
51:00 <Kelevra> the best part of the night was we watched reno 911
51:00 <Kelevra> it was a marathon 
52:00 <mrwuf> sweet
54:00 <Kelevra> he was fairly shit @ life but that's what you have to expect from oasisactive
54:00 <Kelevra> mrwuf are you gay? sorry for asking but you were saying chad was hot last night
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> standand question to ask these days
01:00 <mrwuf> lmao wat
01:00 <mrwuf> I don't recall saying beagle was hot 
03:00 <mrwuf> can remember we spoke about food and music yeah not gay thats usually something predatory woman accuse straight men to put them on the defensive 
03:00 <Kelevra> you said his hair was all fancy
04:00 <Kelevra> oh I'm not a predator
04:00 <mrwuf> nope if anything i'd tell him to get a haircut
04:00 <Kelevra> oh and i'm fairly sure you were saying skinny guys are more attractive
04:00 <Kelevra> then you got a bit weird
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah he should get a hair cut and shower alot more
04:00 <mrwuf> oh yeah skinny men are way more attractive, i've been both and can tell u woman do not find obesity sexy... except you
04:00 <mrwuf> apparently you love big men
04:00 <Kelevra> oh and you said it's impressive he can drink 4ltrs of goon
05:00 <mrwuf> all sweaty and huffing and puffing out of breath 
05:00 <Kelevra> yeah I love the fatties
05:00 <Kelevra> nah not the out of breath types
05:00 <Kelevra> just the pudgey fuckers
05:00 <mrwuf> thats quite an achievement and testament to the durability of the human digestive system
05:00 <mrwuf> 4L of strong poison everyday and no failures
05:00 <Kelevra> I've never been able to gain weight accept when I was pregnant
06:00 <Kelevra> then bam back to my old self
06:00 <Kelevra> so I like bigger figures
06:00 <mrwuf> chubby chaser
06:00 <mrwuf> whats your limit
06:00 <Kelevra> so like oneday if menopause makes me fat @ least I'll still feel thin cause my partner will always be heavier
06:00 <mrwuf> I think if you can't reach around to wipe your own butt then thats probably the limit 
07:00 <Kelevra> well anthony was about 150kgs and jogn was about 140kgs
07:00 <Kelevra> but they're 6'5 and 6'4
08:00 <Kelevra> my current partner would be about 110kgs I think
08:00 <mrwuf> http://images.gawker.com/f0wcjktibx2o7tzkxgxa/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636.gif
08:00 <Kelevra> that link looks full on dodgy as all fuck
08:00 <mrwuf> found ur canadian friends video
08:00 <mrwuf> there is just a sample
08:00 <Kelevra> it wasn't a video
09:00 <Kelevra> it was pics he uploaded
09:00 <mrwuf> oh ok
09:00 <Kelevra> his name was noah and his mum was a nurse
09:00 <mrwuf> the bigger I get the more I like chubby woman
09:00 <Kelevra> he used another server on here but I can't remember which one
09:00 <mrwuf> k
10:00 <Kelevra> I'll get chubby oneday and we'll meet
10:00 <mrwuf> never really meet ppl offline cos what if u a catfish
11:00 <Kelevra> I'm not but okay
11:00 <mrwuf> could go 2 meet u and out pops johninja n he socks me in the nose
11:00 <mrwuf> then we wrestle while u film it shouting WORLD STAR
11:00 <mrwuf> no fanks
12:00 <Kelevra> I don't think I'll ever be seeing johninja ever again
12:00 <mrwuf> only person i'd meet is probably beagle but he's really handsome
12:00 <Kelevra> 20+ stitches in my head is my limit when it comes to men
12:00 <mrwuf> oh damn
12:00 <mrwuf> u guys got all physical
12:00 <Kelevra> see you said chad is handsome
13:00 <Kelevra> nah he pushed me 
13:00 <mrwuf> ya I'm just kidding with u
13:00 <mrwuf> that sucks maybe next time guy hurts u call da police
13:00 <Kelevra> and unfortunately there was a solid coffee table my head landed into
13:00 <Kelevra> couldn't call the police
13:00 <Kelevra> he'd have killed me or the kids or all of us
14:00 <mrwuf> that sucks cos I thought you were a nice couple
14:00 <Kelevra> no man in their right man would've done what he did
14:00 <Kelevra> we were but when he did it, he wasn't thinking
14:00 <mrwuf> weed n alcohol
15:00 <Kelevra> if he was thinking I'd hate him
15:00 <Kelevra> cause if he knew he was going to do that, that's really fucked up
17:00 <mrwuf> soz had to go stir slow cooker
17:00 <mrwuf> yeah breakups are always messy
17:00 <mrwuf> you got a cool kid out of it tho so not all bad
18:00 <mrwuf> plus you gotta like keep relationship respectful cos kid deserves to know father
19:00 <Kelevra> yeah I suppose
19:00 <Kelevra> atm he's not allowed to see his daughter
19:00 <Kelevra> he has to get help before he wants to visit her
56:00 <Arbition> ugh. Pay $240 for document apostille, get call that she didn't stamp it properly. Had to go back. Should have given me a discount.
56:00 <SickBoy> kiss me arse
57:00 <SickBoy> props doe
21:00 <Blyke> :)
21:00 <Blyke> morning
21:00 <mrwuf> maybe she jus wanted 2 c u again
26:00 <deadpandadolls> physio tomorrow!
26:00 <deadpandadolls> gym sucked this morning
26:00 <deadpandadolls> hip n back feel soooo uncomfortable
26:00 <deadpandadolls> felt
28:00 <mrwuf> when are they most sore
28:00 <mrwuf> sometimes I get back soreness when I need to rotate/flip my mattress 
30:00 <deadpandadolls> I can't flip mine
30:00 <deadpandadolls> has built in pillow top on top
30:00 <mrwuf> yeah same
31:00 <mrwuf> what I do is rotate it
31:00 <deadpandadolls> is very firm
31:00 <mrwuf> or just sleep up the other way see if that helps
31:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah I'll go do that ina sec
31:00 <deadpandadolls> well if I don't exercise enough my lower back hurts 
31:00 <deadpandadolls> and my hip is about it being a little tilted or something
31:00 <mrwuf> if you can find out what muscle is causing the soreness the physio can give you exercises to strengthen it
31:00 <deadpandadolls> I was supposed to see a physio years ago but never went
32:00 <deadpandadolls> true
32:00 <mrwuf> antior pelvic tilt
32:00 <mrwuf> http://d183r4hu5epjep.cloudfront.net/articles/anterior_pelvic_tilt_guide/Anterior%20Pelvic%20Tilt%20Guide%20and%20Treatment.jpg
33:00 <mrwuf> is it like that
34:00 <mrwuf> theres youtube vids and few different exercises just go really slow and be gentle with yourself initially cos its easy to injure untrained muscles
34:00 <mrwuf> I think from memory its weak legs, weak abs and short hip flexor
35:00 <deadpandadolls> done n done
35:00 <deadpandadolls> ok no
35:00 <deadpandadolls> not tilt then
35:00 <deadpandadolls> some shit
35:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
35:00 <deadpandadolls> i dont stand up weird
35:00 <deadpandadolls> i stand like that Good Posture pic
35:00 <mrwuf> oh ok
36:00 <deadpandadolls> i'll find out on thurs, i cant remember exactly i was told back in 2003
36:00 <deadpandadolls> I know that the guy thought my left leg was like 7mm shorter
36:00 <deadpandadolls> so he gave me a lift but yer
37:00 <mrwuf> is a lift just a pad you wear in your shoe
37:00 <mrwuf> 7mm is almost nothing
37:00 <deadpandadolls> well I'm right handed
37:00 <deadpandadolls> so my left leg is going to naturally be shorter
37:00 <deadpandadolls> as with everyone
38:00 <deadpandadolls> so that's extra
38:00 <deadpandadolls> almost nothing but enough to cause discomfort
38:00 <mrwuf> yea
43:00 <deadpandadolls> god bless matthew mchonhoweverspelthey
44:00 <deadpandadolls> and all of those totes beautiful, perfect men
48:00 <deadpandadolls> https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IAitjlEetUZKo0/giphy.gif
52:00 <sluggz> Hello spanish
54:00 <spanish> hello slugg
57:00 <Kelevra> [11:35:44] <deadpandadolls> i stand like that Good Posture pic
57:00 <Kelevra> my posture is fucking whacked
57:00 <Tim-Sim> by a cricket bat?
58:00 <Kelevra> nah i fractured my sacrum bone years ago and my c5 was fractured last year which had me in a neck brace for just over 3 months
58:00 <sluggz> Osteoporosis maybe
58:00 <Kelevra> so now i have to keep reminding myself to sit up straight
58:00 <deadpandadolls> ouchhh
58:00 <sluggz> Back brace?
58:00 <Kelevra> nah neck brace
58:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah I force myself to stand up str8er
59:00 <Kelevra> c5 is in your neck
59:00 <deadpandadolls> naturally stand up str8 but is good to just force it for posterity
59:00 <Kelevra> c5 vertibre to be exact
59:00 <sluggz> Me too DPD
59:00 <deadpandadolls> oh shiz scary 
59:00 <Kelevra> do you find excersize to help with the pain?
59:00 <Kelevra> josh^
00:00 <deadpandadolls> was thinking
00:00 <Kelevra> how'd you bugger your back?
00:00 <deadpandadolls> exercise helps with my back
00:00 <deadpandadolls> it happened after the home invasion n stabbing when i put on a lot of weight
00:00 <Kelevra> my neck is just fucked, I can't turn it fully, my back has gotten better, like i don't take pills
00:00 <deadpandadolls> and didnt do shit all but lie around all day
00:00 <deadpandadolls> it only took a couple of years
01:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've heard moving more can help with pain
01:00 <deadpandadolls> so in like 2003 I saw a chiro
01:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah
01:00 <Kelevra> my dad has bad knees and if he sits too long it goes all stiff
01:00 <deadpandadolls> the more I sit the more it begins to hurt
01:00 <deadpandadolls> like now lol
01:00 <deadpandadolls> oh fk that
01:00 <Kelevra> yeah
01:00 <deadpandadolls> fk all of these old peoples problems!
01:00 <Kelevra> he had to go to an appt yesterday and they wanted to do surgery but he chickened out
02:00 <Kelevra> I think his problems are because he doesn't eat right
02:00 <Kelevra> he kind of sticks to the same diet all the time and indulges on certain foods like it's a fad
02:00 <deadpandadolls> we men chicken out of drs alot
02:00 <deadpandadolls> i certainly have
03:00 <Kelevra> I don't get the heebie jeebies
03:00 <Kelevra> I figure whatever happens is going to happen
04:00 <Kelevra> oh one time I got scared
04:00 <Kelevra> oh no I lie
04:00 <Kelevra> twice
04:00 <Kelevra> it's when they put me under
04:00 <Kelevra> I dunno but that shit scares me cause you hear about people not waking up
05:00 <Kelevra> other than that I've had nurses shove stuff in my ass, sift through my shit in a bed pan
05:00 <deadpandadolls> yep
06:00 <Kelevra> nothing really gets to me
06:00 <deadpandadolls> that is freaky
06:00 <deadpandadolls> ew
06:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
06:00 <Kelevra> it was when I had pancreatitis so I couldn't poop properly so they shoved a supository in my asshole
06:00 <deadpandadolls> I really don't like the waiting times
06:00 <Kelevra> should've seen the bitch, she was built like a viking
07:00 <deadpandadolls> loool
07:00 <Kelevra> i swear it was boarderline rape
07:00 <deadpandadolls> hot
07:00 <Kelevra> lol
07:00 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
07:00 <Kelevra> my friend was in the room wincing lol
09:00 <deadpandadolls> seriously LOOOLL
09:00 <deadpandadolls> hey wana watch somebody stick a pill in my ass?
09:00 <deadpandadolls> YUP!
09:00 <deadpandadolls> ;)
09:00 <deadpandadolls> gonna roll a cig brb, tummy hurts :o
09:00 <deadpandadolls> think i ate too much yesterday :S
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm not really fazed when it comes to people watching stuff like that
10:00 <Kelevra> I made {Lee} check out my vagina after I had angelina cause I thought I was bleeding but it turned out I was pissing
10:00 <Kelevra> and had a cathater
11:00 <deadpandadolls> amelie got out of her rat ball again
11:00 <deadpandadolls> oh
11:00 <deadpandadolls> ah lee
12:00 <lala> whats up all
12:00 <lala> hello melbourne
13:00 <Adonis> woah
13:00 <Adonis> this is still going
13:00 <lala> what is 4?12¿
14:00 <Adonis> my screen session
14:00 <Adonis> i haven't logged onto this box for months
14:00 <Kelevra> Adonis stfu
14:00 <lala> is no one up in this channel
14:00 <Adonis> nou]
14:00 <Kelevra> NOU
14:00 <Adonis> NOU
14:00 <Adonis> haha fuck
14:00 <Adonis> who else is on?
14:00 <Kelevra> nobody likes you everybody hates you I think you should eat some worms
14:00 <Kelevra> josh
14:00 <Kelevra> ummm
15:00 <Kelevra> shaun
15:00 <lala> who cares
15:00 <Kelevra> thom
15:00 <Adonis> actually, i *MAY* be moving to melbourne
15:00 <Adonis> weird
15:00 <lala> this is irc
15:00 <Kelevra> why move here for?
15:00 <Adonis> well I'm down there every week atm for work
15:00 <Kelevra> are you going to hit up that ex of yours
15:00 <Adonis> lol
15:00 <Kelevra> I can't remember her name
15:00 <lala> where you from
15:00 <Adonis> bron
15:00 <Kelevra> woolingong
16:00 <Kelevra> yeah bron
16:00 <Adonis> wollongong
16:00 <Kelevra> is she even alive still?
16:00 <Adonis> i moved to caringbah but
16:00 <lala> isnt it good up there
16:00 <Adonis> yeah she's got a kid
16:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
16:00 <Kelevra> cool beans
16:00 <Kelevra> I thought she'd always be a party girl tbh
16:00 <Adonis> I've been a party girl the last few years
16:00 <Kelevra> lol
17:00 <Adonis> after last weekends efforts I've put myself on a ban
17:00 <lala> your female
17:00 <Kelevra> oh btw heads up
17:00 <Kelevra> rent is fkn fierce here so srsly if you move here get a share house
17:00 <Adonis> wollongong is more expensive atm
17:00 <Adonis> and sydney is ridiculous
17:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
17:00 <Adonis> legit
17:00 <Adonis> this is why the move
17:00 <Adonis> lol
17:00 <Kelevra> my range has gone up to 350p/w
17:00 <Adonis> yeah my caringbah place was 450
18:00 <Adonis> i'm back in gong atm whilst I figure out if I wanna move down there
18:00 <Kelevra> fuck if I were you i'd move in with my parents
18:00 <lala> irc is boring to what it used to be
18:00 <Adonis> lol the cam master
18:00 <Kelevra> eh he's a selfie whore
18:00 <Adonis> I was
18:00 <Adonis> no more
18:00 <mrwuf> lmao 3bdroom house walking distance to beach for $140p/wk here
18:00 <Kelevra> deep down he's a self loathing fat boy
18:00 <lala> selfie isnt even a word
19:00 <Adonis> I work for telstra now
19:00 <Kelevra> mrwuf yeah cause you live in hell
19:00 <Kelevra> g yeah
19:00 <Kelevra> it's aaron the headache
19:00 <lala> must be good money
19:00 <lala> telstra
19:00 <mrwuf> jOiN mE wOnT yOU
19:00 <Kelevra> no fanx
19:00 <Adonis> lol
19:00 <Adonis> my wedding
19:00 <Kelevra> you getting married aaron?
19:00 <mrwuf> rents were like 900p/wk before da crash
19:00 <Adonis> nah
20:00 <Adonis> my missus is busting my balls about a ring lately though
20:00 <Adonis> which video?
20:00 <Adonis> i'm confused
20:00 <Kelevra> fuck that
20:00 <Adonis> the other aaron?
20:00 <Kelevra> srsly don't get married
20:00 <Adonis> i was engaged once
20:00 <lala> yous are fucked 4LauGhiN 4Out 4Louds
20:00 <Adonis> nah
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah you're thinking of the other aaron shaun
20:00 <Adonis> was the other bloke
20:00 <Adonis> lol
21:00 <Kelevra> Adonis I was engaged also
21:00 <Kelevra> to anonymity
21:00 <Kelevra> diditforthelulz
21:00 <Adonis> oh really?
21:00 <Adonis> haha
21:00 <Kelevra> then I bailed
21:00 <Kelevra> I'm a winner
21:00 <Adonis> I work with a bloke who knows zaleth irl 
21:00 <Kelevra> cause now he's engaged again
21:00 <mrwuf> https://www.gladstoneobserver.com.au/classifieds/ad/2534930/#/13
21:00 <Adonis> I am the aaron who did the bb'ing comps
21:00 <Kelevra> fkn johninja is trying to call me
22:00 <Kelevra> no you're the aaron who takes selfies and constantly tells everyone how much food and what kind of food you consume on a daily basis
22:00 <Adonis> phone calls
22:00 <Kelevra> it's utterly exhausting
22:00 <Adonis> yeah
22:00 <Adonis> that was the one
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah
22:00 <Kelevra> my ex thought you were cool but he was a fuckwit
22:00 <Adonis> lol
23:00 <Adonis> i dun do any bodybuilding these days
23:00 <Adonis> been natural since the arnold classic last year
23:00 <mrwuf> wat happend 
23:00 <Adonis> i came to the conclusion I would never win my class
23:00 <Adonis> so what was the point
23:00 <mrwuf> not medical emergency or something
24:00 <Adonis> nah
24:00 <Adonis> although I'm probs still not producing testosterone
24:00 <Kelevra> that's good
24:00 <Adonis> last blood test was like sfa 
24:00 <Kelevra> why not take pills
24:00 <Kelevra> dykes do it
24:00 <Kelevra> to grow a beard
24:00 <Adonis> I take lots of pills
24:00 <Adonis> ohgear
24:00 <Kelevra> not e's you dumb fuck
24:00 <Kelevra> testosterone
24:00 <Adonis> lol 
25:00 <Adonis> well I could
25:00 <Adonis> i need to see the endo
25:00 <Adonis> but cbf
25:00 <Kelevra> yeah
25:00 <Adonis> i could self medicate
25:00 <Adonis> but that's how I got here
25:00 <Kelevra> I thought about doing speed recently
25:00 <Kelevra> but I won't
25:00 <Kelevra> I'd get bored to quickly
25:00 <mrwuf> jus give body time to G up natural production I think eating high fat foods helps
25:00 <Kelevra> plus my current partner is anti drugs
26:00 <Adonis> yeah my current partner is a fiend
26:00 <Kelevra> does she look like a crackhead like wizy?
26:00 <Adonis> g: that aint me lol
26:00 <Adonis> nah
26:00 <Kelevra> he was so pretty when i met him
27:00 <Adonis> lol
27:00 <Kelevra> by the time I dumped him and did anal with another dude he looked like a cracked out whore
27:00 <Adonis> hahahahahahha
27:00 <Adonis> fuck Ijust spat coffee everywhere
27:00 <Kelevra> i speakith the truth
27:00 <Kelevra> lol gold
27:00 <Kelevra> I bet wizy is dead now
28:00 <Kelevra> frankly I think anyone who isn't using irc or fb is dead
28:00 <Adonis> hahah
28:00 <mrwuf> looking at nude woman can raise T... maybe Kelevra can help us naturally 
28:00 <Kelevra> like my current partner is partcially dead
28:00 <Adonis> my T was supressed for years
28:00 <Kelevra> he doesn't believe in irc
29:00 <Adonis> my lh and fsh has taken forever to come back 
29:00 <Adonis> i don't think my partner knows what irc is
29:00 <Adonis> i could be wrong
29:00 <mrwuf> ya homeostasis, the artificial stuff caused natural to cease to find balance, now it'll come back with time
29:00 <Kelevra> my partner knows what it is but says he's ashamed of me and my connection to irc
29:00 <Kelevra> I don't blame him in all honesty
29:00 <Kelevra> I have fucked a bunch of dudes from irc
29:00 <Adonis> lol
29:00 <Kelevra> so I do see his point
30:00 <Adonis> i fucked a few girls from irc
30:00 <Adonis> it happens
30:00 <Kelevra> a few
30:00 <Kelevra> you've fucked a fair few
30:00 <Adonis> ...
30:00 <Adonis> yeah fair call
30:00 <mrwuf> this is place where Kelevra keeps her potential mates, we're all just waiting for our number to come up
30:00 <Kelevra> I think there's only like 3 or 4 natural born women on here nowadays
30:00 <Adonis> 3 of them have kids now
30:00 <mrwuf> Welcome to #melbourne Kelevras male harem of fit young buff dudes ready 2 plow
30:00 <Kelevra> I forgot you had a kid tbh
31:00 <Kelevra> I have 2 irc spawn babies
31:00 <Kelevra> they're pretty ace
31:00 <Adonis> tbh
31:00 <Adonis> i don't really think about it
31:00 <Kelevra> yeah
31:00 <Adonis> massive issues there
31:00 <Kelevra> ns
31:00 <Kelevra> do you pay for the kid or the woman is like fuck that?
31:00 <Adonis> i'll just await the day he turns 18 and can get a paternity test
31:00 <Adonis> and then yeah
32:00 <Kelevra> mrwuf nah I used to fuck the hot ones
32:00 <Adonis> she has a second kid to another bloke
32:00 <Kelevra> then they leave irc
32:00 <Adonis> and married some other bloke
32:00 <Kelevra> so it dwiddled down to mid range
32:00 <Adonis> as far as I know
32:00 <Kelevra> now all you fucks are crazy
32:00 <Adonis> yeah
32:00 <Adonis> i'm not gonna lie I get pretty wild
33:00 <mrwuf> when u have four kids n homeless, in your 40's, i'm going to swoop in n sweep u off ur feet
33:00 <mrwuf> *~~*roMance~*~*~
33:00 <Adonis> i mean playing monopoly on a saturday night gets pretty heated
33:00 <Adonis> i have sezz and that on fb still
33:00 <Adonis> they aren't here
34:00 <Kelevra> wizy, anonymity/diditforthelulz/Delacriox, Anth0ny, johninja, idiot, Micky8ball, cant remember his nick but he was turkish and his name is shitous, imacupofpoo
34:00 <Kelevra> fairly sure there's more but that seems to be suficient
34:00 <Adonis> haha
34:00 <Adonis> dem irc days
35:00 <Kelevra> oh nickson
35:00 <Kelevra> I forgot him
35:00 <Adonis> I was supposed to catch up with fantas1ze when I was down there 2 weeks out
35:00 <Adonis> 2 weeks ago*
35:00 <Kelevra> and staci
35:00 <Kelevra> shit 
35:00 <Adonis> haha you win 
35:00 <Kelevra> so that's 10
35:00 <Kelevra> no more I think
35:00 <psidawg> yawnsss
35:00 <Adonis> yeah I had 5
36:00 <Kelevra> Adonis isn't that sezz's ex?
36:00 <Adonis> nope
36:00 <Adonis> wait
36:00 <Adonis> who?
36:00 <Kelevra> I wouldn't even think that's a female
36:00 <Kelevra> oh nah that's fucking that giant dick guy
36:00 <Kelevra> fantas1ze
36:00 <Kelevra> I forget his name
36:00 <Kelevra> nick or something
36:00 <psidawg> hahahahaha
36:00 <Adonis> yeah nick
36:00 <psidawg> +P
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah
37:00 <Adonis> not sezz's ex
37:00 <Kelevra> sorry I thought you were talking about a female
37:00 <Adonis> sezz was from wa
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah I got his nick mixed up with her ex's last name
37:00 <Adonis> ahhh I see
37:00 <Adonis>  lol
37:00 <Kelevra> her baby daddy ect
37:00 <Adonis> shadowlurker
38:00 <Kelevra> no pauls not her baby daddy
38:00 <Adonis> oh
38:00 <Adonis> yeah
38:00 <Adonis> i forget
38:00 <Adonis> the other 1
38:00 <Kelevra> daniel fantasia or something
38:00 <Kelevra> that's why i got confused
38:00 <Adonis> yeah something
39:00 <mrwuf> that shadowlurker guy was really angry
39:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
39:00 <mrwuf> all the time
39:00 <Kelevra> he's just smart and dislikes fuckwits
39:00 <Adonis> aka me
39:00 <Kelevra> which surprises me why he chills with fuckwits
39:00 <Adonis> i used to troll here so much
40:00 <Adonis> neg
40:00 <mrwuf> u both come here to meet partners 
40:00 <Kelevra> you just annoyed everyone and came across as if you had rabies or an std
40:00 <mrwuf> children exist int he world because of this place
40:00 <Kelevra> see whyI get laid more
40:00 <mrwuf> sacred grounds brat
40:00 <Adonis> i came to annoy
40:00 <mrwuf> brah*
40:00 <Adonis> and kill time
40:00 <Adonis> i still use the term brah
40:00 <Kelevra> okay mrwuf I won't for now fuck from irc
41:00 <Kelevra> I can forsee the future though
41:00 <Adonis> lol
41:00 <Kelevra> can't I meant
41:00 <Adonis> yeah I came here to meet chiz
41:00 <Adonis> i can't even remember how I came across assnet
41:00 <Adonis> probs from xdcc
41:00 <Kelevra> i just came on cause my mum would never let me go out
41:00 <deadpandadolls> k full
42:00 <Kelevra> not until I was 20
42:00 <Adonis> how old are you now?
42:00 <Kelevra> then I hit like it like it was going out of fashion
42:00 <Kelevra> I'm 31
42:00 <Kelevra> older than you
42:00 <Adonis> ic
42:00 <Adonis> yes
42:00 <Kelevra> you're a little kitten
42:00 <Adonis> i don't feel like it any more
42:00 <Adonis> unfortunately
43:00 <Kelevra> eh chin up
43:00 <Kelevra> my partner is 39
43:00 <mrwuf> thats not what the video someone sent me suggested
43:00 <Kelevra> he's slightly turning into a sugar daddy
43:00 <Kelevra> BUT
43:00 <Kelevra> sad thing 
43:00 <Kelevra> devastating thing is
43:00 <Kelevra> he won't put out on demand
43:00 <Kelevra> it's ruining my vibe
43:00 <Adonis> theres pills for that
44:00 <Kelevra> nah like he could hard if he wanted to
44:00 <Adonis> alldaychemist.com 
44:00 <Kelevra> but he claims to be tired
44:00 <Adonis> oic
44:00 <Kelevra> so i'm like well fuck you
44:00 <Adonis> i've been claiming tired lately
44:00 <Kelevra> I was being cheeky yesterday morning
44:00 <Adonis> but then legit fall asleep within moments
44:00 <Adonis> so you sent nudes with your bestfriend and he was like nah too tired
45:00 <Kelevra> and I said 'would you like to slip your fingers inside my vagina, it's nice and warm in there'
45:00 <Kelevra> and he moaned and said no so I cracked the shits and got up
45:00 <Adonis> lol
45:00 <Adonis> firstworldproblems
45:00 <Kelevra> fkn oath
45:00 <Kelevra> if there's no sex and only cuddling and kissing I may as well be with a woman
46:00 <Adonis> i must be a woman then
46:00 <Kelevra> some fat lesbo would plow me into next week if I liked it
46:00 <Adonis> sometimes I just wanna cuddle
46:00 <Kelevra> frankly I dont think I'd ever let a chick fuck me
46:00 <Adonis> lol
46:00 <Kelevra> yeah thats cause you have no testosterone
46:00 <Kelevra> you bitchling
46:00 <Adonis> nah I travel 4 hours a day
46:00 <Adonis> i'm legit tired
46:00 <Kelevra> seems shit
46:00 <Adonis> i couldn't even starfish
47:00 <Kelevra> see why she wants to marry you
47:00 <Adonis> because I'm never home
47:00 <Kelevra> she'd marry you and break up with you and be like 'you're a fgt'
47:00 <Adonis> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> that's the only way I'd get married
47:00 <Kelevra> although I think the man will propose soon which is fair scary
47:00 <Adonis> yeah, she wants to get married
47:00 <Adonis> but like
48:00 <Adonis> i have the ring
48:00 <Adonis> i just 
48:00 <Kelevra> my tv went out yesterday so he went and purchased two that are bigger than me
48:00 <Adonis> i'm scurrred
48:00 <Kelevra> it just made me feel shit @ life
48:00 <Kelevra> ask her when you're uber high
48:00 <mrwuf> hump Kelevra b4 u tie knot
48:00 <Adonis> datsok new tvs yey
48:00 <Kelevra> then it'll feel better
48:00 <Adonis> i did do it as a joke once
48:00 <Kelevra> nah fuck him and his big tvs
48:00 <Adonis> when uber high
48:00 <Kelevra> they're too big
48:00 <Adonis> she wasnt impressed
48:00 <Kelevra> he's fkn moving in
49:00 <Adonis> oic
49:00 <Kelevra> he's doing it slowly
49:00 <Kelevra> I can see it
49:00 <Adonis> lol
49:00 <Kelevra> he has his little stash of clothes
49:00 <Adonis> i've lived with my gf for about 3 years
49:00 <Kelevra> he has a razor and some facial shaving shit in my bathroom
49:00 <Kelevra> deoderant
50:00 <Kelevra> i think hes a complete fuckwit for doing this without my permission
50:00 <Adonis> yeahhhh
50:00 <Kelevra> he can't ask me for a fkn draw, I'll lose my fkn shit
50:00 <Adonis> i told my missus to move in because she stayed over every day
50:00 <Adonis> lol
50:00 <Kelevra> and I don't have any coat hangers to lend him
50:00 <Kelevra> why do that
50:00 <Kelevra> that's fkd
51:00 <Adonis> makes life easier
51:00 <Adonis> i cbf with work today hey
51:00 <Kelevra> call it off
51:00 <Kelevra> get drunk
52:00 <Adonis> i need to slow down on the intoxication
52:00 <Adonis> i'm working from home today but
52:00 <Kelevra> say your missus is having consistant bleeding from her vadge and you need to take her to the gp
52:00 <Kelevra> problem solved
52:00 <Adonis> lol
52:00 <Kelevra> hey it's happened to me before
52:00 <Adonis> i could just tell them to fuck themselves
52:00 <Adonis> i have lost my shit in the past and just left
52:00 <Kelevra> just jack off in your bosses letterbox
53:00 <Adonis> i have been to the general managers house
53:00 <Adonis> hmmmmm
53:00 <Kelevra> save up your gfs tampons, put them in aziplock bag squeeze the blood out of them and paint your bosses house
53:00 <Adonis> yeahhhhh pass
54:00 <Kelevra> everyone adores coagulated blood parcels being sprayed everywhere
54:00 <Adonis> i could pay someone to do it 
54:00 <Devil45> thats disgusting
54:00 <Adonis> it's amazeballs
54:00 <Kelevra> fuck srsly that's an awesome idea, I'm seriously going to do that if i find out my fat ass sugar daddy is cheating on me
54:00 <Kelevra> I swear he is..
54:00 <Devil45> but original
55:00 <Devil45> :)
55:00 <Adonis> i have a lot of suppressed anger
55:00 <Kelevra> I've never been paranoid about anyone cheating on me
55:00 <Adonis> i'm happy to hit someone
55:00 <Kelevra> go bash johninja
55:00 <Devil45> i would have simply bagged some dog shit up and left it on his doorstep if it were me
55:00 <Kelevra> he put more than 20 stitches in my head
55:00 <Adonis> i'll bash his nanna i dont even care
55:00 <Kelevra> no jokes
55:00 <Adonis> whaaaaaa
55:00 <Adonis> why
55:00 <Kelevra> fractured my neck aswell
55:00 <Adonis> how
55:00 <Adonis> wtf
55:00 <Kelevra> cause i slammed a door in an argument
55:00 <Blyke> :/
55:00 <Blyke> omg
56:00 <Kelevra> he said don't slam the door and I did it anyway
56:00 <Kelevra> I was mad and I went to walk off and he pushed me from behind
56:00 <Kelevra> and I heard thud thud thud of him running from upstairs to downstairs
56:00 <Kelevra> he opened the door and pushed me and cause I'm thin I didn't have time to brace myself
56:00 <Adonis> gah damn
57:00 <Kelevra> so my body just flew down the hallway into a solid wood coffee table
57:00 <Kelevra> split my whole head open
57:00 <Kelevra> fractured my neck
57:00 <Kelevra> right infront of my kids
57:00 <Kelevra> so yeah he's a winner
57:00 <Adonis> seems a catch
57:00 <Kelevra> I have pics but you'd probably comit
57:00 <Kelevra> vomit even
58:00 <Adonis> i dunno i've seen some fucked up shit
59:00 <Adonis> i tried to inject hgh intravenously once but I bitched out
59:00 <Kelevra> they had to shave the front of my hair to do the stitches
59:00 <Kelevra> and he split my ey/cheek
59:00 <Adonis> yeah that's fucked up 
59:00 <Kelevra> eye*
59:00 <Adonis> this shit makes me angry
59:00 <Kelevra> and you know how long my hair is
59:00 <Kelevra> it's grown back a bit now thankfully
59:00 <Adonis> how long?
59:00 <Adonis> when was this?
59:00 <Kelevra> it's like it's always been
00:00 <Adonis> ahh i see
00:00 <Kelevra> this was sept 7th last year
00:00 <Adonis> shiiii
00:00 <Adonis> so what happened?
00:00 <Adonis> like
00:00 <Adonis> to him
00:00 <Kelevra> nothing
00:00 <Kelevra> cause we were in copmanhurst
00:00 <Kelevra> middle of nowhere
00:00 <Adonis> well it wasn't a fkn accident
00:00 <Adonis> sounds it
01:00 <Kelevra> he said he didn't mean it
01:00 <Kelevra> he said he was just mad and wanted me to know I shouldn't slam the door and I should listen
01:00 <Adonis> oh near grafton
01:00 <Adonis> that is in the middle of fkn nowhere
01:00 <Kelevra> yeah I got my stitches done @ grafton base hospital
01:00 <Adonis> what a dick
01:00 <Kelevra> they couldn't even fly in a plastic surgeon
01:00 <Adonis> yeah I do some IT work for there
02:00 <Kelevra> so they wanted to heli me to gc but I was scared to leave the girls
02:00 <Kelevra> so some dr just did a botch job
02:00 <Adonis> and how does it look now?
02:00 <Kelevra> when I touch my left eyebrow I still get spasms
03:00 <Kelevra> I look normal now, notice me your fb and I'll show you the pics of when it happened and current ones
03:00 <Kelevra> it looks heaps better, my partner couldn't even tell anything likethat happened to me
04:00 <mrwuf> wow I didn't know it was so serious
04:00 <mrwuf> what a fuck tard
04:00 <Kelevra> it feels like a nightmare I woke up from
04:00 <Kelevra> I got an avo on him a few years ago and then it expired and he said he'd changed and wanted to see our daughter and me
05:00 <Kelevra> so it's my fuck up at the end of the day for going and believing him
05:00 <mrwuf> does he pay you money to raise your kid
05:00 <Kelevra> hate to sound like a hero but I truly mean this
05:00 <Kelevra> I'm glad it was me and not my daughters he directed his anger @
05:00 <Adonis> this sounds fucked up
05:00 <Kelevra> but I'm sad they had to see me like that
06:00 <Adonis> i thought I got myself into some fucked up situations
06:00 <Kelevra> he pays me 100 per month
06:00 <mrwuf> tuff situation 
07:00 <mrwuf> gotta put kids interests ahead of everything else
07:00 <Adonis> ^
08:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah
10:00 <Kelevra> well that's why I only stayed there 8 days after cause he wanted to do it again so I threw myself out of the car, I was wearing thongs, snapped 2 toe nails and called my dad for cash
10:00 <deadpandadolls> Here is your result:
10:00 <deadpandadolls> Your data suggest a strong automatic association for American with European American and Foreign with Asian American.
10:00 <deadpandadolls> https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/takeatest.html
10:00 <Adonis> that's pretty hectic
10:00 <Kelevra> got the girls back then settled then Raichu took me to the police
10:00 <Kelevra> but they couldn't do anything
10:00 <deadpandadolls> test r fun
10:00 <Kelevra> Adonis did you get the pics?
10:00 <Adonis> ymmm
10:00 <deadpandadolls> muscley pants adonis
10:00 <Adonis> ummm
10:00 <deadpandadolls> mirrin bro?
10:00 <deadpandadolls> ;)
10:00 <Adonis> I dun have anything on fb
11:00 <Adonis> deadpandadolls: what's the gym?
11:00 <Kelevra> I sent you a msg
11:00 <deadpandadolls> haha
12:00 <deadpandadolls> my gym sucks
12:00 <deadpandadolls> I like oldschool equipment
12:00 <deadpandadolls> not this fancy sleek crap
12:00 <Kelevra> told you Adonis
12:00 <deadpandadolls> there are ZERO bicycles
12:00 <Kelevra> it's sickening
12:00 <deadpandadolls> what is sickening?
13:00 <Kelevra> the pics of what john did to me
14:00 <deadpandadolls> oh
14:00 <deadpandadolls> :o
14:00 <Kelevra> just showed Adonis
14:00 <Kelevra> and that was 5 days after it happened
14:00 <Kelevra> cause I couldn't get all the blood out from behind my ear and in my ear
16:00 <deadpandadolls> wtf
16:00 <Kelevra> they're bad pics josh
16:00 <Kelevra> what's happened to you in the past looks like childs play 
17:00 <deadpandadolls> I can imagine
17:00 <deadpandadolls> to me?
17:00 <Kelevra> when yougot stabbed
17:00 <mrwuf> did he help u after u got inured 
18:00 <Kelevra> yeah he went into freak out mode
18:00 <deadpandadolls> nah
18:00 <Kelevra> he thought I was going to die
18:00 <deadpandadolls> you can't say that
18:00 <deadpandadolls> took me a moment to figure out what you meant
18:00 <Kelevra> he got his tshirt off, he told me to get up but I couldn't move
18:00 <deadpandadolls> completely different situations etc.
18:00 <Kelevra> he wrapped my head, put the girls in the car and we drove to grafton base
19:00 <Kelevra> my legs wouldn't work cause I was in shock
19:00 <Kelevra> my eyes were full of blood
19:00 <Kelevra> he just kept saying 'please don't die, I'll fkn do anything'
19:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah that is full on horrible
19:00 <deadpandadolls> I'll fkn do anything like almost kill you then beg you not to die
19:00 <deadpandadolls> loooll
19:00 <Kelevra> yeah it sucks
19:00 <Kelevra> cause i'll never forget it
20:00 <Kelevra> and i half forgive him for it
20:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah you'd have a lot of stress after that
20:00 <Kelevra> cause i shouldn't have slammed that door
20:00 <deadpandadolls> ptsd
20:00 <Kelevra> well my current partner makes it easy on me
20:00 <Adonis> yeah that shit is fucked
20:00 <Kelevra> I do flinch alot and I have bad days and good days
20:00 <deadpandadolls> how do you mean, he makes it easy on you?
20:00 <deadpandadolls> ah yeah
20:00 <Adonis> my ex stabbed me, sliced my hand open
20:00 <Kelevra> It took me ages to regain sensation to sun in my left eye
20:00 <Adonis> but cops were involved and had to go to court
20:00 <deadpandadolls> how stupid do you feel flinching lol
20:00 <deadpandadolls> like uh
21:00 <deadpandadolls> I mean, I flinched on purpose!
21:00 <Adonis> news paper article is soooo far from the truth it's not funny
21:00 <Kelevra> well I flinch and I'm not used to someone who is so gentle and caring
21:00 <deadpandadolls> noshit
21:00 <Adonis> but like yours is hectic
21:00 <Kelevra> but it's a pleasant place where I am mentally in life
21:00 <Kelevra> not to sound like a princess but it's nice to be financially sound and looked after
22:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah, I still have a lotta ptsd behaviours to sort out, which is partly why I saw a psychologist last monday
22:00 <Kelevra> he cooks sometimes
22:00 <deadpandadolls> last week monday
22:00 <Kelevra> if I don't do the dishes he will
22:00 <Kelevra> and he won't pick on me
22:00 <Kelevra> it's nice
22:00 <Kelevra> deadpandadolls do they help?
22:00 <deadpandadolls> not princess, just good and normal hey
22:00 <Kelevra> I saw one after that guy attacked me in adelaide
22:00 <deadpandadolls> Yeah well, I really enjoyed the first session
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah well normal is NEW to me
23:00 <Kelevra> I got used to everything bad
23:00 <Kelevra> now everything is changing, I'm trying to adapt
23:00 <deadpandadolls> this is something I chose to do for me though, after being told that all this time I should have seen a Psycholigst NOT a psychiatrist, for ptsd and ocd
23:00 <Kelevra> not to sound selfish but it's just different
23:00 <deadpandadolls> so a lot of wasted yrs there
23:00 <Kelevra> do they do it for free or?
23:00 <deadpandadolls> nope
24:00 <deadpandadolls> it's expensive
24:00 <Kelevra> crap, I haven't even been able to get my c.t
24:00 <Kelevra> @ the gc it's free
24:00 <Kelevra> but here they want 150
24:00 <deadpandadolls> get ten 95 dollar sessions with this guy on medicare plan
24:00 <deadpandadolls> after that it costs just over two hundred a session
24:00 <Kelevra> cripes
25:00 <Kelevra> yeah I highly doubt anyone could work out or hear anything from me that'd change anything dramatically for me
25:00 <deadpandadolls> I will go again and be as assertive as possible, tell him that I won't go past ten sessions.
25:00 <Kelevra> it's just time and whatnot I think
25:00 <deadpandadolls> because I do refuse to pay that much
25:00 <deadpandadolls> and I really just need a perverbial toolbox, with the right tools inside to approach ocd and get rid of ptsd
26:00 <Kelevra> maybe get some books
26:00 <Kelevra> reading will help
26:00 <Kelevra> me personally I know I'll be fucked up for life
26:00 <deadpandadolls> Yeah I thought I would ask him to reffer a book or two to me to buy and read, concerning ocd n that
26:00 <Kelevra> I just love dick so of course I'll never be a lesbian
26:00 <Kelevra> harr harr
27:00 <deadpandadolls> I've read a crapload about them and watched docos and such but there's the difference between sitting down with a psychologist, and learning for yourself and not knowing how to attack the problem
27:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
27:00 <deadpandadolls> brb k need cig!
27:00 <Kelevra> yeah I forgot you had ocd likeme
27:00 <Kelevra> it's so frustrating
27:00 <Kelevra> it wears me down
33:00 <Adonis> lemme read
34:00 <Kelevra> you should get some testosterone and go bash john
34:00 <Adonis> i could
34:00 <Adonis> is he on gc?
34:00 <Kelevra> nah
34:00 <Adonis> this is hectic
35:00 <Kelevra> copmanhurst
35:00 <Kelevra> the parents purchased a house for him there
35:00 <Kelevra> doubt you could bash him though
35:00 <Kelevra> he's 6'4 and about 140kgs
35:00 <Kelevra> it'd be impossible
36:00 <Adonis> lol
36:00 <Adonis> i'm 110
36:00 <Adonis> 5'10
36:00 <Adonis> legs the size of peoples waists
36:00 <psidawg> i'm 53kg at 162am
37:00 <psidawg> cm
37:00 <mrwuf> 43kg @ 4'2" here
37:00 <psidawg> lol
37:00 <mrwuf> y u naff u wanna fite 
37:00 <psidawg> i saw some stats so i just stated mine too
37:00 <Kelevra> I'm 167cms 55kgs
37:00 <psidawg> without know exactly what r u talking about
37:00 <Kelevra> so yeah when it happened I was adoll compaired to him
37:00 <psidawg> so what's the relation to hieghts & weights?
38:00 <mrwuf> I think we stating biggest poop we ever made
38:00 <Kelevra> just how big my ex was
38:00 <psidawg> lmao
38:00 <psidawg> if u want a big shit, make urself constipated
38:00 <psidawg> for few days
39:00 <Kelevra> why?
39:00 <psidawg> ur arsehole will bleed for sure after a 10 - 15cm long with 3cm diameter falls thru
39:00 <mrwuf> laying pipe
39:00 <psidawg> lmaoo
39:00 <Kelevra> I once was constipated for 4 weeks and did a rabbit sized poo
39:00 <Kelevra> bled from my anus
39:00 <psidawg> u ever had those massive constipated shit ur pushing out, hurts so bad
40:00 <Kelevra> told my brother and he said I was gross
40:00 <mrwuf> lmao
40:00 <Kelevra> he's such a fgt like that
40:00 <psidawg> that at the same time, u're trying to imagine how fags like this feeling at all?
40:00 <psidawg> it's like a big black cock similarly
40:00 <psidawg> ahhahaha
40:00 <Kelevra> dude I like anal
40:00 <psidawg> fuck that
40:00 <Kelevra> I think I've orgasmed while having a shit a few times
40:00 <Kelevra> well I'm a woman
40:00 <psidawg> OH
40:00 <psidawg> sorry
41:00 <psidawg> thought u're a fag
41:00 <Kelevra> I'm presuming you're a male?
41:00 <psidawg> LOL
41:00 <Kelevra> no
41:00 <Kelevra> I'm straight and dedicated to the peen
41:00 <psidawg> nothing wrong with female anal then =)
41:00 <Kelevra> two fingers in the pink a cock up the stink
41:00 <Kelevra> feels gewd
42:00 <Kelevra> mind you my partner is now a fucking dickhead who doesn't want to do anything
42:00 <Kelevra> it's just kiss and cuddles
42:00 <Kelevra> I suppose he's turning 40 so dirty 30's are a waste of his energy
44:00 <psidawg> probably meth induced erectile dysfunction
44:00 <Kelevra> nah he doesn't do drugs
44:00 <Kelevra> if he did he'd be way more easier I think
45:00 <psidawg> https://www.familyhandyman.com/cleaning/how-to-get-rid-of-dust/view-all
45:00 <psidawg> some1 clean ma house plz
45:00 <Kelevra> boring link
45:00 <Kelevra> go fuck yourself
45:00 <psidawg> i will if u clean my hose
46:00 <Kelevra> house*^
46:00 <Kelevra> and no
46:00 <psidawg> fuck u then
46:00 <Kelevra> no fuck you
46:00 <Kelevra> lazy prick
47:00 <psidawg> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> look after my girls and I'll clean your house
47:00 <psidawg> 90% of dust come from us, our dead skins
47:00 <psidawg> WOW, i learn something today
47:00 <Kelevra> fuck off no one needs to hear that shit
47:00 <Kelevra> that's fkn gross
48:00 <psidawg> LMAOOOO
48:00 <Kelevra> go die in a fire
48:00 <psidawg> it's in the links
48:00 <Kelevra> I DON'T CARE
48:00 <Kelevra> IT'S FERAL
48:00 <psidawg> i'm actually a clean freak, but was wondering if there's a way to permanently be dust free
48:00 <psidawg> then this link came up thru google lol
48:00 <psidawg> i'm shattered
49:00 <psidawg> ur girls?
49:00 <Kelevra> get one of those air purfying things
49:00 <deadpandadolls> back
49:00 <Kelevra> my girls can go fuck themselves
49:00 <psidawg> as in ur pets? or ur kids?
49:00 <Kelevra> they're assholes at the best of times
49:00 <Kelevra> I have two daughters
49:00 <psidawg> OHHH
50:00 <psidawg> send them to school
50:00 <Kelevra> one is 3 and the other turns 2 tomorrow
50:00 <psidawg> that's 8hours kids free for ya
50:00 <Kelevra> too young for school
50:00 <psidawg> childcare?
50:00 <psidawg> u're a GREAT mother then
50:00 <Kelevra> sif
50:00 <Kelevra> yeah I do my best
50:00 <psidawg> chatting on mirc with 2 young girls
50:00 <psidawg> CLAPS CLAPS
50:00 <psidawg> nottttt
50:00 <Kelevra> you've got the clap
50:00 <Kelevra> dumb cunt
51:00 <psidawg> fuck u bitch
51:00 <psidawg> go look after ya girls
51:00 <Kelevra> go fuck yourself
51:00 <Kelevra> I've fucked heaps of people, you're not one I've done or plan to
51:00 <deadpandadolls> day care soon enough!
51:00 <Kelevra> so BAHHHH
51:00 <psidawg> they're prolli tugging at ur pants right now "mummy, i'm hungry, plz get off ur computer"
51:00 <psidawg> poor kids
52:00 <mrwuf> I'm eating a choc rabbit
52:00 <mrwuf> RIP buNNy
52:00 <psidawg> easter is over
52:00 <Kelevra> sif you know anything psidawg
52:00 <Kelevra> btw you used to be cool
52:00 <Kelevra> now you're just a fucking cock sucking wanker
53:00 <psidawg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf1_7xxWPE0
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You're a Bad Mom If... (Feb 17, 2016) Length: 2:19 - Category: Comedy - 118,477 views views - 545 likes (97.7%), 13 dislikes (2.3%)
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  Is here
53:00 <Devil45> the tozmaster
53:00 <psidawg> no u're not
53:00 <Kelevra> see you provide more dedication toward me than I do you
53:00 <Kelevra> hey thom
53:00 <Kelevra> doing a poo
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup dev n kelev
54:00 <psidawg> i keep thinking ur nick as Tosser dude
54:00 <psidawg> lmao
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Psidog i keep thinking yours is gaycunt
54:00 <Kelevra> stfu psidawg
54:00 <Devil45> lets just say tozza when i joined kel made an 'unusual suggestion' on how to deal with an asshole boss
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah he is
54:00 <Kelevra> fkn bi polar or some shit
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb lala
55:00 <lala> whats up
56:00 <lala> whats everyone up too
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aw not alot
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just woke up
56:00 <Devil45> i might try that with the mad ex if she gives me or the wife any trouble. disgusting as it sounds its not a bad idea.
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gonna have a shower then get reqdy for work
56:00 <lala> oh yehh
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nothing to exciting for me
56:00 <deadpandadolls> god that youtube link was terrible
56:00 <lala> what do you do for work >10?11¿
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im a large format digital printer
57:00 <Devil45> your problem toz is you work too hard and get paid too little :)
57:00 <lala> what does that do
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im team leader in roll 2 roll department i personally print billboards
57:00 <Kelevra> still waiting on my pics tozza[Mobile]
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Heres a pic Kelevra
57:00 <Kelevra> no
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/MrBlODR.jpg
58:00 <Kelevra> you were supposed to give me a freddy pic a chucky pic and a michael myers pic
58:00 <Kelevra> you're a cunt
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats bert aka agent and ernie
58:00 <Kelevra> agent is kind of sexy
58:00 <Kelevra> I'd tap that
58:00 <Devil45> wheres big bird - banned i suppose
58:00 <lala> yous from melbourne
58:00 <Kelevra> just sayin..
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> For a bald geriatric
58:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> how much for a poster size pic tossa?
59:00 <Devil45> since b1rd always gets banned
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh lala
59:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> saying 1m lenght by 70cm?
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ITS TOZZA WITH ZS YOUR SMART ASS CUNT
59:00 <Kelevra> Viva_Le_Pen is b1rd..
59:00 <Kelevra> DERR
59:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> lol
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> for you 300 bucks
59:00 <Devil45> plus interest
59:00 <Kelevra> tozza you said free for me
59:00 <Kelevra> long time fwendsssss
59:00 <Kelevra> you're as useless as shaun
00:00 <lala> 4Be 4RitE 4BaCk
00:00 <Kelevra> oh god
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fark relax im not going anywhere it can be done at anytime
00:00 <Kelevra> that script is still arounf
00:00 <Kelevra> around
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U cant get it
00:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> print us this pic http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34983399
00:00 <Devil45> dont mention geriatrics around wuf
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Seems he still has it
00:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] wait until I move
00:00 <Arbition> Script to do what?
00:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> if u can
00:00 <Kelevra> but please do it for me
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Viva no way
01:00 <Kelevra> checked out this place yesterday and it's fair ace
01:00 <Arbition> probably look like shit, pic has no detail right
01:00 <Kelevra> stfu Arbition
01:00 <Kelevra> seriously you're the most negative cunt
01:00 <Arbition> Get bent Kelevra
01:00 <Kelevra> no wonder you've not been laid in years
02:00 <Kelevra> you're a total fuckwit
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hes ok
02:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> an u print onto an A2 paper?
02:00 <Kelevra> nah I wouldn't even pity fuck him
02:00 <Kelevra> he's just THAT lame
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Viva added to ignore
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who the fuck is objectof birds obsession
03:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> er... ok
03:00 <Devil45> thats probably skrimish
03:00 <Devil45> skirmish
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> K
04:00 <Devil45> judging by the vhost
04:00 <Kelevra> b1rd loves Lumeah
04:00 <Kelevra> or thinks he does
04:00 <Devil45> Object_of_B1rds_obsession_AFK is [email protected] * Fistie Splinters
04:00 <Kelevra> tbh I think he's trolling her
04:00 <Kelevra> ppl on centrelink be bored brahh
04:00 <Devil45> no one loves her
04:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> who tf is b1rd?
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Viva i print bill boards you want a2 paper goto fucking officeworks
04:00 <Arbition> So what about a full wall print?
04:00 <Devil45> b1rd is a charmer
04:00 <Glenn> Don't want him there either... :P
04:00 <Kelevra> shaun wtf
05:00 <Arbition> 2.5M high, 3M wide
05:00 <Devil45> but he has a problem with authority
05:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> [14:04] -NickOP- Last address: [email protected] <=== does that look like my vwhost kell u retard
05:00 <Kelevra> ummmmm
05:00 <Kelevra> does it look like I give a fuck
05:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> not really, dont care if u do either
05:00 <Kelevra> either way you're a fkn lame cunt no one really gives a fuck about
05:00 <Kelevra> hense you being in here
05:00 <Kelevra> DEERRRRR
05:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> lol
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow
07:00 <Kelevra> I'd suggest banning Viva_Le_Pen
07:00 <Kelevra> vote now peeps
07:00 <Arbition> Nah just issue an ultimatium Kelevra
08:00 <Devil45> ultimatums can be misinterpreted as threats
08:00 <Devil45> by some
08:00 <Kelevra> Arbition shut up please.
08:00 <Kelevra> Devil45 just by you, obviously
08:00 <Devil45> not by me
08:00 <Arbition> I don't see why I should, we're clearly beyond attempting to appease one another, I don't see how that would help me
08:00 <Kelevra> you're becoming like skirmish used to be
08:00 <Kelevra> seriously
09:00 <Devil45> dont compare me to others
09:00 <Devil45> thats the mistake wuf made
09:00 <Kelevra> I am and I will.
09:00 <Glenn> He's unique... :P
09:00 <Devil45> i dont have to take it
09:00 <Devil45> especially from the likes of you. i really thought youd grown up by now but obviosly not
09:00 <Kelevra> Glenn that's highly doubtful
09:00 <Glenn> :P~~~~
09:00 <Kelevra> Devil45 go fuck yourself, you seriously are a follower
10:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> haaaahaa
10:00 <Kelevra> you're far from an original person
10:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> u should be banned
10:00 <Kelevra> starting to think that myself
10:00 <Glenn> Kelevra... and it's such a nice day today too!
10:00 <Arbition> on the plus side, I'm feeling more energetic now
10:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> sounds like u're bleeding down there? time of the month or something???
10:00 <Kelevra> Glenn yes, how is it treating you?
11:00 <Kelevra> Viva_Le_Pen wouldn't you like to know..
11:00 <Devil45> i dont really give a fuck what you think slag. end of.
11:00 <Kelevra> go for a sniff, drug fucked cunt.
11:00 <Glenn> Terrible. I'm in an office :(
11:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> i dont care if u are u dumb bitch
11:00 <Kelevra> slag, dumb bitch
11:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> go look after ya kids, instead of being a bitch to every1 on here 
11:00 <Kelevra> is this play time?
11:00 <Kelevra> aww bring the kids up
12:00 <Kelevra> they're in bed
12:00 <Kelevra> next?
12:00 <Arbition> My cousin's kids are the cutest things ever. Well at least tome
12:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> u're ignored
12:00 <Arbition> I don't have to deal with their literal shit though
12:00 <Kelevra> thankgod
12:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> * Added kelevra!*@* to ignore list 
12:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> hahahaha
12:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> stupid bitch
12:00 <Kelevra> no cunt needs your ass
13:00 <Kelevra> btw Viva_Le_Pen just added me to ignore and removed me
13:00 <Kelevra> how funny is that shit
18:00 <Kelevra> my mums dead idiot.
18:00 <Kelevra> and my dad didnt raise me.
18:00 <Kelevra> try another jab fgt
19:00 <Kelevra> why not go on about bowie and your boring love life with your wife..
19:00 <Kelevra> oh and what useless concerts you've been to
19:00 <Kelevra> I'm sure everyone is on the edge of their seats just waiting.
25:00 <Jizz_4_LePen> `ban kelevra your kids are getting lonely...
28:00 <Arbition> All animosity aside, I'm sorry to hear that Kelevra.
28:00 <Kelevra> what?
28:00 <Kelevra> hear what?
28:00 <Kelevra> that my mums dead?
28:00 <Arbition> yes
29:00 <Kelevra> I don't know what to say
29:00 <Kelevra> she died cause she had to
29:00 <Arbition> no need
29:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] you're an absolute idiot
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mmmm
30:00 <Kelevra> bowel cancer is a bitch of a thing Arbition
30:00 <Kelevra> If she had to go through what she went up to this day I'd have killed myself
31:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] you'll lose me as a user if it comes to you inviting idiotic behaviour in here
31:00 <Kelevra> along with others
31:00 <Kelevra> Glenn can talk the talk but he can't walk the walk
31:00 <deadpandadolls> he already invited rosh in
31:00 <deadpandadolls> ffs
31:00 <deadpandadolls> and bozojim
31:00 <Kelevra> so can g
32:00 <Kelevra> eww
32:00 <Kelevra> ffs
32:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
32:00 <deadpandadolls> our island paradise is becoming corrupted!
32:00 <Kelevra> they just rely on numbers
32:00 <Kelevra> it's disgusting
32:00 <deadpandadolls> lolll
32:00 <Kelevra> josh do remember my channels
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAOOO SO FUNNY
33:00 <Kelevra> they were about this level
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> isnt it panda
33:00 <Kelevra> yet every user chatted
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So fucking funny
33:00 <Kelevra> no bots
33:00 <Kelevra> stfu thom
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nah
33:00 <Kelevra> josh and I fight a lot
33:00 <Kelevra> we always rip in to eachother
33:00 <Kelevra> it's our thing
33:00 <Kelevra> but we get over it
33:00 <Devil45> you mentioned officeworks tozza
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh man
34:00 <Kelevra> ban me then thom..
34:00 <Devil45> reminds me i need to get more envelopes
34:00 <Devil45> tomorrow
34:00 <Kelevra> numbers..
34:00 <Devil45> the ones you put cds in - such as software
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Why should i ban you
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U did nothing wrong
34:00 <Kelevra> see you don't have much morals..
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Man u snap from cool to moron real quick
34:00 <Kelevra> I told you to stfu cause I believe you're full of shit on here
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck you
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
34:00 <Kelevra> fuck you
35:00 <Kelevra> call me a moron, I should've smothered you @ birth
35:00 <Kelevra> LOL
36:00 <deadpandadolls> I don't remember 
36:00 <deadpandadolls> sorry
36:00 <deadpandadolls> channels I mean :P
36:00 <deadpandadolls> HEE HEE HEE
38:00 <Adonis> holy shit it's almost 3
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh work time fukin
39:00 <Kelevra> muntersinc and nightwalkerz
39:00 <Devil45> they should get rid of daylight saving completely - so it can be the same time in all states.
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh agreed
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well not in all states but just get rid of it
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Longer days are better
40:00 <deadpandadolls> oh yeah i remember now
40:00 <Devil45> its a pain having to reset clocks every 6 months
41:00 <Devil45> i prefer longer nights and darkness.
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh exactly
42:00 <Kelevra> yeah Devil45 is an old fucker like Arbition
43:00 <deadpandadolls> I lost interest in owning a channel and with ops after that dude killed himself
43:00 <deadpandadolls> n I was so mean to him
43:00 <deadpandadolls> heh
43:00 <deadpandadolls> bbs cig
43:00 <Kelevra> he didn't mean it..
43:00 <Kelevra> it was an accident
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyone out there understand cps2 hardware
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Probably not but it was worth a shot
54:00 <Devil45> agent knows all about gaming systems tozza
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> As long as they are pc based
10:00 <Kelevra> I have to go, everyone have a good day and night
28:00 <vespidhawk> hahahahaha!
28:00 <vespidhawk> Kelevra!!!!!
28:00 <vespidhawk> LOL
32:00 <Kelevra> fuck off
34:00 <vespidhawk> hahahahaha!
35:00 <vespidhawk> speak up Kelevra
35:00 <vespidhawk> hahahahhaa!
36:00 <mrwuf> this room us pretty rad until about lunch time when the manchilds awake from their slumber, drag their hungover obese bodies online
36:00 <Kelevra> what am I supposed to speak of?
36:00 <mrwuf> reckon its the smell of mum cooking lunch that wakes em up
38:00 <Arbition> mrwuf: What time do you get up usually?
38:00 <mrwuf> why I prefer early morning usually wake up around sunrise or bit before, get my workout in while its still silent
38:00 <Devil45> old people get up in the middle of the afternoon according to him.
39:00 <Arbition> Sunrise is fairly late here now. Are you high up in QLD?
39:00 <vespidhawk> thought you were leaving there Kelevra
39:00 <vespidhawk> what changed ya mind did ya?
39:00 <Kelevra> there or here
39:00 <mrwuf> sunrise is about 5:40 here
39:00 <Arbition> ah
39:00 <mrwuf> birds wake up a little earlier tho
39:00 <mrwuf> thats what usually wakes me
39:00 <Kelevra> I came back cause I got a horrible phonecall if you must know
40:00 <Arbition> Sunrise here is 6:50am, but I seem to be waking up at around 7:30am
40:00 <mrwuf> nice
40:00 <vespidhawk> what'd they say on the phone Kelevra?
40:00 <mrwuf> was it johninja Kelevra 
41:00 <Kelevra> yeah
41:00 <mrwuf> 25$ a week is not enough 4 reals
41:00 <mrwuf> 50-100 min
41:00 <vespidhawk> what'd he want
42:00 <Kelevra> wants to see his daughter, claims e has 4 mental disabilities
42:00 <Kelevra> list goeson
42:00 <Kelevra> goes on even
42:00 <Arbition> What does the mental disabilities have to do with it?
42:00 <vespidhawk> hahahahaha
43:00 <Arbition> Or is he just trying to get you to pity him or something so he can get a better deal?
43:00 <vespidhawk> sympathy card
43:00 <vespidhawk> it'd work on Kelevra too
43:00 <vespidhawk> hahahaahah!
43:00 <Kelevra> eh when he said I have feelings for you I tuned out
43:00 <Kelevra> you can't put stitches in someone and say 'I care or love'
43:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17951607_10154368552052143_7970984207904852299_n.jpg?oh=7576f6b271d58bad56e9e6fff0a68ebf&oe=59974277
44:00 <Kelevra> that's what he did to me
44:00 <Arbition> Well you can, but can't expect anyone to think that'll fix any issues
44:00 <vespidhawk> wtf
44:00 <Kelevra> I'm not joking.
44:00 <Arbition> Considering anger rage etc are also emotions
44:00 <vespidhawk> holy shit
44:00 <Kelevra> don't make me cry
44:00 <Kelevra> i know it's bad.
45:00 <mrwuf> your still really cute
45:00 <Arbition> Fair enough, you can't give chances when the stakes are high
45:00 <vespidhawk> lucky you got away with just that (not that it isnt bad)
45:00 <mrwuf> thats kinda the cutest photo i've seen of you 
45:00 <Kelevra> I'm lucky to be alive
45:00 <Kelevra> but still I don't need to hear his stupid fkn voice
45:00 <Kelevra> he wants our girl
46:00 <vespidhawk> no you dont
46:00 <mrwuf> tell him 2 go hump some cows on his parents farm if he lonely and to start paying more child support if he serious about being in daughters life
46:00 <Kelevra> her bday is tomorrow
46:00 <vespidhawk> well that aint gonna happen now is it
46:00 <Kelevra> he sent boys clothes and a fkn toy plush car
46:00 <vespidhawk> you file a police report?
46:00 <vespidhawk> LOL
46:00 <Kelevra> he said he wants her to look like him
46:00 <vespidhawk> he wants 'her' to look like 'him'?
46:00 <vespidhawk> Whats he wanna tranny
46:00 <vespidhawk> fucken idiot
46:00 <Kelevra> couldn't file anything cause it happened in nsw
47:00 <Kelevra> we have no juristriction
47:00 <vespidhawk> whats his phone number?
47:00 <Kelevra> why what will you do, blow kisses to a woman beater
47:00 <chookmagnet> what's yours Goldspade?
48:00 <vespidhawk> whats his number?
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
48:00 <vespidhawk> ill get all the trolls to call him
48:00 <Kelevra> chookmagnet don't bring your bs in here
48:00 <Kelevra> no troll would call him
48:00 <chookmagnet> myBS?
48:00 <Kelevra> they're all pov
48:00 <Kelevra> chookmagnet yes
48:00 <vespidhawk> yah they will
48:00 <vespidhawk> whats da number
48:00 <chookmagnet> yeah and
48:00 <Kelevra> and kindly I'll state, you won't let any of us in sydney so why come in here?
49:00 <Kelevra> dickfaces
49:00 <chookmagnet> why come i n here?
49:00 <mrwuf> chookmagnet, r u in rocky
49:00 <mrwuf> with all the floods
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rockhampton?
50:00 <mrwuf> ya
50:00 <chookmagnet> I didn't come in here
50:00 <Kelevra> doubt he'd get reception
50:00 <chookmagnet> g invited me
50:00 <vespidhawk> got it!
50:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'd expect he'd do something like that
51:00 <chookmagnet> if he wqants me to exit I will
51:00 <mrwuf> I'm a hot single female from Gladstone we should meet up chookmagnet #totallyNotCatfishing
51:00 <chookmagnet> tell him you don't want me here
51:00 <Kelevra> chookmagnet I'm fine
51:00 <Kelevra> I wasn't fine when I was unfairly banned from sydney though
51:00 <mrwuf> dude that sydney channel is dead
52:00 <Kelevra> so eat a hot cunt and let the juices seep through
52:00 <chookmagnet> you may e a hot signle female in HappyRock
52:00 <mrwuf> even the ops are coming here to chat now
52:00 <vespidhawk> hahahahaha
52:00 <vespidhawk> take that chooky!
52:00 <mrwuf> not even blyke chats there anymore
52:00 <chookmagnet> I'm a broken middle aged ungly man 
52:00 <Arbition> Sign austnet is shrinking I guess.
52:00 <Kelevra> I love the ugly fat men
52:00 <chookmagnet> ugly too
52:00 <Kelevra> you missed the ball..
52:00 <Kelevra> should've moved to melbourne
52:00 <Kelevra> I bang all the uglies.
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol what the
53:00 <Kelevra> stfu thom you're not ugly enough
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont want roots
54:00 <Devil45> officeworks has cd envelopes - pack of 50 @ 8.99 each. you can never have enough of those.
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just found the subject matter funny
54:00 <Arbition> lol yes you can
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I bang all the uglies lol
54:00 <Arbition> I threw a bunch out because I just wasn't using them
54:00 <Devil45> bump uglies tozza?
54:00 <Devil45> :)
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
55:00 <Arbition> Devil45: You burn all the pirate DVDs?
55:00 <Devil45> i used to when video ezy existed
55:00 <Arbition> now they're just vending machines
55:00 <Devil45> would hire a weekly or new release - rip it burn a copy return the rental
55:00 <deadpandadolls> oh yeah
55:00 <Devil45> that way the library never lost any dvd movies
56:00 <Devil45> i kept the burned copies
56:00 <deadpandadolls> love feeling those muscles around the middle/top of the spine, inside shoulders after a walk
56:00 <deadpandadolls> you find a gym yet Arbition?
56:00 <deadpandadolls> physio tomr 3:30pm!
56:00 <Arbition> I haven't been looking, had other priorities
56:00 <Devil45> eventually bought proper copies from the shop - the burned copies are now drink coasters
57:00 <Kelevra> some guy is hassling me in parl
57:00 <mrwuf> home gym master race
57:00 <Kelevra> can someone tell me wtf to do?
58:00 <Arbition> parl?
58:00 <mrwuf> type /ignore Nickname*!*@* all
58:00 <mrwuf> BAM no more retards
58:00 <Arbition> oh a channel
58:00 <Kelevra> channel I'm in
58:00 <Kelevra> he's saying it's mine
58:00 <Kelevra> it's not I don't think
59:00 <mrwuf> thats b1rds channel lmao
59:00 <mrwuf> u sure know how to pick em
59:00 <Kelevra> I haven't fucked b1rd
59:00 <Kelevra> so who is this?
00:00 <Kelevra> [15:42:07] <ForbiddenCarrot> dun make angry!
00:00 <mrwuf> I think b1rd has a z line on his nick
00:00 <Kelevra> why's he saying to pass over the channel?
00:00 <mrwuf> so maybe its him
00:00 <mrwuf> he can't get access
00:00 <Kelevra> eh that's not my problem
00:00 <mrwuf> ban him from his own channel lmao
00:00 <Kelevra> parl was my channel
00:00 <mrwuf> not registered 2 u
01:00 <Skirmish> He's got John's phone number now and saying he is going to call him. 
01:00 <Kelevra> suck a big fat dick for him
01:00 <Skirmish> I don't think he has the phone credit to do it though since he is poor. 
01:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish he should
01:00 <Kelevra> I gave him johns number
01:00 <Skirmish> b1rd is evolving into another Blyke. 
01:00 <Skirmish> We will see youtube vids of him kicking door frames in no time. 
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah he would've called him
02:00 <Kelevra> I just got a call from john
03:00 <mrwuf> ForbiddenCarrot has similar IP to b1rd
03:00 <Skirmish> It is b1rd. 
05:00 <Kelevra> well whoever called john said 'tweet tweet'
05:00 <Kelevra> now I'm copping it
05:00 <Skirmish> hahahahaha
05:00 <Kelevra> so thankyou
05:00 <Kelevra> he's called me about 8 times
05:00 <Kelevra> now he's calling again
05:00 <Arbition> You have an android right?
05:00 <Arbition> Does he call with a private number?
06:00 <Kelevra> okay now he thinks I'm going to cop it again
06:00 <Kelevra> THANKS HEAPS
06:00 <Kelevra> I have two kids
07:00 <Kelevra> he said I should knowwhat tweet tweet means
07:00 <Arbition> If he doesn't hide his number, the address book app can basically block numbers
07:00 <mrwuf> I'm making fun of b1rd on his channel n he can't ban me cos if he /nick b1rd it'll z-line him
07:00 <Kelevra> he has called from a private number
07:00 <Arbition> bugger
07:00 <mrwuf> what a quagmire 
08:00 <Arbition> Time to change your number perhaps?
10:00 <mrwuf> that was fun
10:00 <mrwuf> you can just get apps that block numbers
10:00 <Arbition> private number
10:00 <mrwuf> and messages
10:00 <Arbition> you'd have to contact the telco to do anything
10:00 <mrwuf> yeah I never answer those anyway
10:00 <mrwuf> no good news comes from a private number
11:00 <Arbition> I get plenty of important, useful calls from private numbers. My mechanic for one
11:00 <mrwuf> if they are important they leave voice mail
11:00 <mrwuf> thats how you screen calls 
11:00 <Arbition> I guess I just haven't had enough bad calls to resort to that
11:00 <Kelevra> he'll kill me now
11:00 <Kelevra> I believe it
12:00 <mrwuf> no good news comes from a private number
12:00 <Kelevra> indeed
16:00 <Kelevra> thanks guys
17:00 <Devil45> you copped any stupid calls lately Arbition? not being funny - just asking. like telemarketers etc.?
17:00 <Lwaxana> afternoon
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey lwax
17:00 <Arbition> Devil45: Rarely
17:00 <Devil45> i do
17:00 <Devil45> even after adding my numbers to donotcall
18:00 <Arbition> I've never added my number to that
18:00 <chookmagnet> stupid calls?
18:00 <Devil45> dont want someone from the philippines calling me at 3am my time asking me if ive updated my life insurance
18:00 <chookmagnet> errrr yeah
18:00 <chookmagnet> I got a call
18:00 <Arbition> heh, my phone goes to auto silent overnight
18:00 <Devil45> and i dont mean telstra
18:00 <chookmagnet> answer hello
19:00 <chookmagnet> static
19:00 <chookmagnet> hello
19:00 <chookmagnet> computer voice Goodbye
19:00 <Devil45> im talking unknown number calls
20:00 <mrwuf> just don't give your number out to people
20:00 <Arbition> Auto silent with whitelist exceptions would probably be the most appropriate solution
20:00 <mrwuf> like use snapchat to communicate or email or whatsapp
20:00 <Arbition> if anyone was calling me in an emergency, I wouldn't get it
21:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [3h12m32s]
21:00 <Arbition> I use whatsapp, kinda hard to not give out your number with that
22:00 <mrwuf> ah i've never used it
22:00 <mrwuf> I use snapchat to communicate with woman
22:00 <Arbition> It is in the style of iMessage
22:00 <mrwuf> phone number only to family and close friends
22:00 <Arbition> where your phone number is your id
22:00 <mrwuf> never register with any business, just use home landline and screen them with voicemail
23:00 <Devil45> i hide it when i call
23:00 <mrwuf> I whatsapp adds encryption
23:00 <mrwuf> thats why all politicians are mad for it
24:00 <mrwuf> http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/malcolm-turnbull-and-senior-cabinet-ministers-using-whatsapp-could-pose-security-risk-experts-20161012-gs0cuj.html
25:00 <Arbition> no landline for me. If I were to do an approach like that, I'd get a second sim and run it really cheap
25:00 <Kelevra> yay
26:00 <Arbition> if it is all recieved calls
26:00 <mrwuf> yeah this is bundled with internet
26:00 <chookmagnet> yeah 
26:00 <mrwuf> only like 20$
26:00 <Arbition> second sim is ~4/mo or less with amaysim
26:00 <mrwuf> nice
26:00 <Arbition> maybe cheaper at the moment because they changed the credit expiry
26:00 <mrwuf> can only get telstra reception here
26:00 <Arbition> lol so you're in the sticks?
27:00 <mrwuf> no voda or optus never even heard of amaysim
27:00 <Arbition> amaysim uses optus
27:00 <mrwuf> yeah coastal queensland just at bottom of GBR
27:00 <Devil45> amaysim is ok
27:00 <Arbition> I've used it for years. No frills, fairly cheap and reliable
28:00 <Devil45> you get data with it?
28:00 <Kelevra> I'm going to go, ty to b1rd fucking up my life. Lwaxana if you have any decency put #Parliament in my keep, thanks and regards
28:00 <mrwuf> sweet would make for a perfect emergency phone for boating
28:00 <Arbition> I get the $25/28 days unlimited plan
28:00 <Devil45> not bad
28:00 <Arbition> has 1.5GB and all the calls and SMSes
28:00 <Kelevra> b1rd go fuck yourself, you're nothing but shit.
28:00 <Devil45> i had a prepaid and was paying 40/mth with 3+3gb data
28:00 <Arbition> Kelevra: I suspect he is notice/whispering you
29:00 <Devil45> unlimited calls
29:00 <Lwaxana> he is banned now
29:00 <Lwaxana> b1rd
29:00 <Arbition> think I calculated the 25/28 days is actually about $27/mo
29:00 <Devil45> b1rd has a way of getting past bans
29:00 <mrwuf> not bad
29:00 <Devil45> but we explored that on easter sunday
29:00 <Lwaxana> and I can retype them
30:00 <Devil45> still reasonable Arbition
30:00 <Arbition> sure
30:00 <Devil45> yes lwax - nothing gets past you
30:00 <Arbition> I don't use all that much data while on the move
30:00 <Devil45> b1rd can try but hes not that clever
30:00 <Lwaxana> pffffft
30:00 <Devil45> :D
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good stuff Lwaxana
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :)
30:00 <Devil45> he could have a million proxies and each one would get nailed
31:00 <Devil45> but the question is why?
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He dont contribute to the community all he does is threaten people and share others private info
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bad egg
31:00 <Devil45> hes never given me a problem -kel has
31:00 <Devil45> pong has
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> pong isn't threatening tho
32:00 <Devil45> true pongs an idiot
32:00 <Devil45> but he hasnt suggested 'mum' things to me
33:00 <Devil45> i wasnt aware b1rd shared personal info tozza
33:00 <mrwuf> is b1rd new or what are some of his other nicks
34:00 <chookmagnet> b1rd new?
34:00 <mrwuf> ideally we keep everyone inclusive that way we don't create trolls
34:00 <chookmagnet> stale farts tend to linger
34:00 <Devil45> ive never seen him threaten anyone but i havent been here in the evenings
34:00 <Devil45> much
34:00 <mrwuf> some timeouts are most effective then when that expires let them start over again, repeat until become chill
34:00 <mrwuf> hard with drug users because they go from extremes and highly emotional
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh devil i dont wanna say what but he was throwing it in ppls faces with nicknames and what not
35:00 <Devil45> good summary
35:00 <Devil45> thats not good sportsmanship
35:00 <Devil45> for him to do that
35:00 <Devil45> i told him off for saying props a lot
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah he dont contribute to Melbourne or austnet for that matter
36:00 <chookmagnet> drugs are bad mmk
36:00 <mrwuf> yeah and he wants to be a part of the community
36:00 <Devil45> when it comes to abuse tozza kel did a bit of that today
36:00 <mrwuf> so we gotta find a place thats not where he's destructive
36:00 <chookmagnet> only drugs i take are panadol
36:00 <chookmagnet> coffee
37:00 <Kezzie> hi g and tozza
37:00 <mrwuf> like punish, then forgive 
37:00 <Devil45> but she doesnt scare me. nor does pong - i just dont like him :)
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey kezzie welcome
38:00 <Devil45> g asked me to pass on to kez that she could join here anytime so i did
38:00 <mrwuf> being op kinda sucks in that regard since you gotta monitor and manage, where as I can just /ignore
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh thats awesome
39:00 <Jizz_4_LePen> lwaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Devil45:
39:00 <Jizz_4_LePen> i miss u long time
39:00 <Devil45> i hope thats cool toz
39:00 <mrwuf> 'oh your on drugs and miserable and want to hurt me *ignored*' problem solved 
39:00 <Kezzie> thanks Devil45
39:00 <Devil45> g mentioned and yea
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeah yeah yeah and the man in the back said everyone attack
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And it turned into a ballroom blitz
41:00 <mrwuf> so kudos 2 your tozza[Mobile] for your service
41:00 <mrwuf> dealing with all the special ones, kicking ass n taking notes
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :)
41:00 <Lwaxana> realy ?
42:00 <jizz_4_lwax> LMAO
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> true bro was just jamming to it
42:00 <jizz_4_lwax> hello old woman
42:00 <Lwaxana> psidawg are u nuttier than usual?
42:00 <jizz_4_lwax> =p
43:00 <Lwaxana> *sigh*
43:00 <Devil45> who says tozza doesnt like 70s music?
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont think lwax likes me much
43:00 <Devil45> oh thats right, wuf - he doesnt like old people
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But i will show her im worthy
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Plus im a trekkie
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That has to count
44:00 <Devil45> funny that tozza - i thought that the other week - i even said it to someone
44:00 <jizz_4_lwax> not smart to be her's blacklist mate
44:00 <Lwaxana> tozza: I dont know you... and I dont make rash decisions
44:00 <jizz_4_lwax> she's austnet's top dog for 2 decades
44:00 <jizz_4_lwax> lol
44:00 <Lwaxana> except last night
45:00 <Lwaxana> bought a bottle of wine
45:00 <Lwaxana> paid $52 for it
45:00 <jizz_4_lwax> and?
45:00 <Lwaxana> that was RASH
45:00 <jizz_4_lwax> ripoff
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know I remember her nick from back in the day
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol was it good but?
46:00 <Lwaxana> psidawg where have u been?
46:00 <Devil45> there is a nick i can relate to
46:00 <Devil45> bozojim
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolol g stands for goose
47:00 <Devil45> when i started coming here officially in early 2011 he had a different nick
47:00 <^Roshanda^> lol
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Goose
47:00 <Kezzie> lol
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Of its azza dont accept
47:00 <Devil45> not without a wetsuit and a divers helmet according to billy connolly
47:00 <^Roshanda^> what the g spot?
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> tozza aswell
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> the true slood
47:00 <^Roshanda^> well if you let someone finger you long enough then you would
48:00 <mrwuf> all the cool cats r chatting it up in #melbourne on IRC austnet... maybe we could do some viral marketing 
48:00 <mrwuf> who is a google adwords certified marketing specialist technical advisor
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He gets his prostate milked and brags about it
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its tuck
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yuck
48:00 <Marion_LePen> no where, mirc fell off my small memory bank for few months
48:00 <Marion_LePen> just remembered it back 2 days ago
49:00 <Kezzie> brb
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Np
49:00 <mrwuf> haha didn't u just get z-lined Marion_LePen 
50:00 <mrwuf> kinda remember psidawg 
52:00 <mrwuf> u might remember my old nicks; LeviLips, DeefHoof86, PantyHamster, Clamarama, etc
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pantyhamster lol
54:00 <mrwuf> oh yea no z-line u just left
55:00 <Lwaxana> g stands for many think
55:00 <Marion_LePen> gay
55:00 <Marion_LePen> more like it lol
58:00 <Lwaxana> psidawg really !! g is ibiza ..you pair should be asianmelb from way back
58:00 <Lwaxana> asianmelb buddies
58:00 <Devil45> g could = god
58:00 <Marion_LePen> no it's not
58:00 <Marion_LePen> ibiza is ibiza
59:00 <mrwuf> well this is disappointing http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/malcolm-turnbulls-visa-changes-would-affect-just-8-per-cent-of-current-457-holders-20170418-gvnfer.html
59:00 <Marion_LePen> just spoke to shawn 2 days ago
00:00 <Kezzie> time to cook tea
08:00 <Devil45> it wasnt me this time
09:00 <Devil45> room went dead. i didnt do it.
10:00 <Kezzie> i cooking sausages
10:00 <Arbition> I shot the sherrif, but I did not shoot the deputy
11:00 <^Roshanda^> did the sherif orgasm
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I might go fish n chip shop across from work here
12:00 <Devil45> junk food
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Unsure if i want flake n chips or a whiting burger
13:00 <Devil45> what about garfish?
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> they dont sell that their
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But they is a yummy lil fosh
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fish
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But u need like 10 of em
13:00 <Devil45> my local chip shop does
13:00 <Lwaxana> flathead is best
13:00 <Devil45> but give me a whiting if you aint got garfish
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i cooked some flathead lastnight that i caugh monday
13:00 <Devil45> as i say to them
13:00 <Glenn> No bones in garfish.
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Caught on monday
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> There is bones just very brittle
14:00 <Devil45> gutting those is a pain
15:00 <Devil45> cleaning them is easy
16:00 <Devil45> when you get chips at the takeaway tozza do you ask for chicken salt or plain?
17:00 <Devil45> i like chicken salt - plain tastes too sweet on chips
17:00 <Glenn> Plain salt thanks.
22:00 <Marion_LePen> chicken salt man
23:00 <Marion_LePen> how could u have fish n chips without chicken salt
23:00 <Marion_LePen> best invention combination ever
24:00 <Devil45> plain salt tastes like you put sugar on chips
24:00 <Devil45> chicken has more flavour
25:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
25:00 <Devil45> not saying plain salt *is* sugar but it tastes blah compared to chicken salt
25:00 <Marion_LePen> i wonder where they fish n chip places get their chicken salt from
26:00 <Marion_LePen> u cant buy 'em at supermarkets ,or even anywhere that i've ever seen at
26:00 <Marion_LePen> except fish chips shops
26:00 <Devil45> ive often thought that myself.
29:00 <Kezzie> yummy sausages smelling yummy
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Usually yeh dev
32:00 <mrwuf> Marion_LePen, you have to make chickens cry then collect the teardrops and dry them.. very labour intensive 
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But i came home to eat instead
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Save some coins
32:00 <Devil45> too crowded at the shop?
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah to crowded around my waist line
33:00 <Devil45> i wouldnt know
33:00 <Devil45> i dont pay attention to mens bodies - despite what kel says.
34:00 <Devil45> speaking of chips that movie came out this month at the cinema.
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
35:00 <Devil45> wtf is a slooder
35:00 <Devil45> i must have missed irc 101 hence why i ask
36:00 <mumblyjoe> Devil45 you would qualify as a slooder
36:00 <Devil45> maybe but i was asking tozaa
36:00 <Devil45> er tozza
36:00 <^Roshanda^> ty
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hard to explain devil
37:00 <Devil45> joe wouldnt - hes in nerdhacks
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Someone who dont generally talk but spits out random shit every so often
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like
37:00 <Devil45> nerdhacks users
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ANYONE IS SE SUBURBZ UP FOR SOME RIMMING PM g FANKZ
38:00 <Devil45> thats a troll
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not exactly
38:00 <Devil45> i cant be a slooder - so its best if joe zips it
38:00 <Devil45> where im concerned unless hes got all the facts
39:00 <mumblyjoe> I got all the facts mate
39:00 <Devil45> so mumblyjoe - you are in nerdhacks - therefore not in any position to apply any labels to me.
39:00 <Devil45> im not your mate
39:00 <mumblyjoe> people with a number in their nickname are at high risk of being a slooder
40:00 <Kezzie> so i not a slooder than
40:00 <mumblyjoe> Devil45 answer me this, have you ever played monopoly
40:00 <mumblyjoe> ?
40:00 <Devil45> so dont be a fuckwit.
40:00 <Devil45> no kez you are not
41:00 <mumblyjoe> Devil45 have you ever played monopoly?
41:00 <Kezzie> brb
42:00 <mumblyjoe> ok then ill take that as a yes
42:00 <mumblyjoe> Devil45 have you ever met anyone from irc?
42:00 <Kezzie> i have
42:00 <Kezzie> brb checking tea again
42:00 <mumblyjoe> Im going to assume Devil45 has also
43:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42uMLwL63RI
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Impractical Jokers (funniest moments) (Sep 8, 2013) Length: 4:53 - Category: Sports - 1,297,961 views views - 3,813 likes (96.6%), 136 dislikes (3.4%)
43:00 <mumblyjoe> 1 number in nickname, 2 played monopoly, 3 met people from irc... Devil45 = slooder
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U aint a slooder
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rd is a troll he aint a slooder
51:00 <Devil45> i could think of several terms to describe the one you hate the most tozza
51:00 <mrwuf> slooder sounds like a word i'd use to describe my poop after kfc n half a bottle of whiskey
51:00 <Devil45> aka trumpanzee
51:00 <Devil45> choad is one of them.
52:00 <Agent-Phone> Sup cunce! 
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome back my endless love
52:00 <Devil45> its agent smith
52:00 <Agent-Phone> Lolol
52:00 <Agent-Phone> I am bored at work
52:00 <Devil45> er agent
52:00 <Devil45> god i hate the arrow
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My gf like it
52:00 <Devil45> wasnt meant to repeat that
53:00 <Agent-Phone> Fail
53:00 <Devil45> agent you know about cps-2
53:00 <Devil45> tozza asked about it before but no one knew
54:00 <Agent-Phone> Ido
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He can answer my question
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cant
54:00 <Agent-Phone> I only have 3 minutes left until I'm expected in a meeting I don't wanna go to
54:00 <Agent-Phone> Tell me your question
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill be sure to be quiet for 5
55:00 <Kezzie> bbs eating tea
55:00 <Agent-Phone> Fuckin animal
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nah nothing its all good
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> honestly
55:00 <Agent-Phone> Look mate
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U know the cause and fix for jailbarring do ya?
55:00 <Agent-Phone> You don't hafta get all stroppy just because you're rubbish at Akuma orright
56:00 <slinky_J> I haven't pooped all day
56:00 <slinky_J> and I have a whole chicken in my gut
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gross
56:00 <slinky_J> looool!
56:00 <Agent-Phone> A jailbar is a fuckin truck mate
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohkay nvm
57:00 <Agent-Phone> Lol
57:00 <Agent-Phone> No, i don't know what that term means as it applies to Cps hardware
57:00 <Agent-Phone> Fuckin meeting
57:00 <Agent-Phone> Laters :(
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wait come back
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ahh to late
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Damn
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh well
01:00 <slinky_J> sposed to storm tonight
02:00 <slinky_J> WOO WOO WOO
02:00 <slinky_J> bSOON
02:00 <slinky_J> oops
08:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello amelia my friend
09:00 <amelia> hello spanish my pal my buddy my friend
10:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Anything else amelia lol
10:00 <amelia> my potato slayer
10:00 <amelia> that sounds dirty
10:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
10:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Does it
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gonna poind his spids
10:00 <slinky_J> oh wow Marion Megaplex is playing ALIENS for 8 dollar sessions
10:00 <slinky_J> xD
11:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm tozza
11:00 <amelia> I'm tozza
11:00 <beagle> only $8
11:00 <beagle> super cool
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Excuse me but I'm tozza
12:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> We know that
12:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> The one and the only
14:00 <^bozojim> hello g I am here on my own :)
15:00 <amelia> hie hie jimbo
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Otayy
15:00 <^bozojim> hello amelia :)
15:00 <^bozojim> hi tozza[Mobile]
16:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hey ^bozojim
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish u owe $10 for beer
16:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Do I lol
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i got a slan
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Slab
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sorry driving
17:00 <^bozojim> hi Spanish[Mobile]
17:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> That's ok
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Get your laptop out so i can start that shit u want
18:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> They should have voice text in here lol
18:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What's going on ^bozojim
19:00 <^bozojim> not a lot
20:00 <Kezzie> hugs jim
20:00 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
20:00 <Kezzie> hi iBiZa
21:00 <^bozojim> hi iBiZa
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hwy Kezzie
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey"
30:00 <Adonis> tis crazy this place still exists
30:00 <amelia> tis crazy ur wanking vid still doin the rounds
31:00 <Adonis> it's not me but?
31:00 <Adonis> lol
31:00 <Adonis> there were 2 aaron's here
31:00 <Kezzie> hi tozza
31:00 <amelia> dats wot the other aaron said
31:00 <Adonis> ok
31:00 <Adonis> so you have the video?
32:00 <Arbition> chocolate raspberry licorice for a fat fuck like me
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ppl at work shit me
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its like inwork with 6 year olds
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish is 5
36:00 <Adonis> you dont have the video? amelia 
36:00 <amelia> nah i actually never seen it
36:00 <Adonis> oh
36:00 <Adonis> lol
36:00 <Adonis> g has it
36:00 <amelia> im jus PuLLiNG uR PLoNKeR
37:00 <amelia> ye he sent it to everyone but i really dun wanna see irc cock
37:00 <Adonis> lol
37:00 <Adonis> well
37:00 <Adonis> this is me https://scontent-syd2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/14714559_1703132973340826_5113375723729453056_n.jpg
37:00 <amelia> possibly the worst kind of cock there is
37:00 <amelia> irc dick
37:00 <amelia> ye i still dont want to see ur dick
37:00 <Adonis> i dont see how that's the same person
38:00 <amelia> its def u
38:00 <amelia> WaNKeR
38:00 <Adonis> lol
38:00 <Adonis> ok
39:00 <Kezzie> no
39:00 <Adonis> it was me trying to fit into the melbourne crowd
39:00 <Adonis> but now I wear it all the time
40:00 <amelia> it looks warm as hek
40:00 <amelia> would come down to my knees
40:00 <Adonis> it's pretty warm
41:00 <Kezzie> might be back later i off to rest in bed and watch tv
41:00 <amelia> cu Kezzie
43:00 <Milo^NoSs> Look at me look at me
43:00 <Adonis> ok
43:00 <Milo^NoSs> Teehee
43:00 <Milo^NoSs> I has milo on me noss
43:00 <amelia> dats not a freckle DaTS aCTuaLLY a MiLo
46:00 <Milo^NoSs> Silly Milo^NoSs
47:00 <amelia> soso silly
47:00 <amelia> WOTS THAT ON MA NOSS
47:00 <amelia> AHH ITS FKN MILO
47:00 <amelia> -Tozza
47:00 <Milo^NoSs> LMAO
49:00 <Milo^NoSs> nice
51:00 <Milo^NoSs> Spanish wheres my $10
51:00 <Milo^NoSs> Hey theron
51:00 <Milo^NoSs> Where u been mate
51:00 <Milo^NoSs> Late for you
53:00 <couleurs> Just in Time 4 Jane Bunn TheRon 
54:00 <spanish> hi everyone
54:00 <spanish> i poo my pants
55:00 <spanish> smelly
55:00 <spanish> mia can u change my undies pweeze
55:00 <Milo^NoSs> Spanish wtf mate
55:00 <couleurs> agreed.
56:00 <spanish> whaat
56:00 <spanish> i did a bif boom boom in my undies
56:00 <spanish> fwom all dem paytaytoes i eat
56:00 <spanish> i'm smells
57:00 <Lwaxana> hmmmmm pong's cousin?
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Most likely
57:00 <amelia> paytaytoeeeeeeee
57:00 <spanish> hi my fwen
57:00 <spanish> u gonna change my undies fwom big boom boom
57:00 <spanish> i made mash in my jocks 
58:00 <spanish> i'm smells
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hmm
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok
58:00 <couleurs> yea nah not feelin' it
59:00 <Arbition> Bureaucracy!
59:00 <amelia> like u jus dont care?
59:00 <amelia> like does he have a car
00:00 <couleurs> yea it been side swiped :(
00:00 <amelia> did it not get fixed yet
00:00 <mrwuf> hit n run
01:00 <couleurs> nup
01:00 <couleurs> waiting 2 get payd
01:00 <couleurs> cash money holla
02:00 <amelia> bl :(
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol povo
03:00 <beagle> ...
03:00 <beagle> i wonder when shimmon will join here he's funny guy
04:00 <beagle> so fucken weird
04:00 <beagle> "i want my girlfriend with a dick"
05:00 <couleurs> shut up beagle 
10:00 <couleurs> tgif
11:00 <couleurs> n e other goss
13:00 <TheRon> how great are breasts??
13:00 <amelia> ye most are tops
14:00 <partay> fail 
14:00 <partay> ban yourself for that
14:00 <Raichu> `kick Raichu
14:00 <Raichu> lol
15:00 <david> wheres g in the toilets with tosser
16:00 <^bozojim> hi g
16:00 <Raichu> As if seek came to me
16:00 <Raichu> a) I'm already here
16:00 <Raichu> b) I'm not an op
16:00 <^bozojim> hi Raichu
16:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/xl0Le9m.gifv
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
17:00 <Raichu> Gramps-itus
17:00 <^bozojim> I try not to when i am busy
17:00 <amelia> hallo jimbo
17:00 <^bozojim> so it does not look like I am being rudw
17:00 <Raichu> !seen TheRiddler
17:00 <lex> Raichu [seen] already set.
17:00 <^bozojim> hello lovely amelia
17:00 <Raichu> Er wot
17:00 <amelia> have you got something special for dinner tonight
17:00 <Raichu> lex is a failbot
17:00 <TheRon> back to the gypsy that i was
17:00 <^bozojim> ok thank you g
18:00 <amelia> exactly
18:00 <Raichu> amelia and ^bozojim
18:00 <Raichu> IRC's latest relationship
18:00 <Raichu> [19:17:40] <Raichu> amelia and ^bozojim
18:00 <Raichu> [19:17:40] <amelia> exactly
18:00 <Raichu> Confirmed
18:00 <amelia> yes we are perfect because he's blind & im ugly
18:00 <TheRon> i can fart too
18:00 <partay> if they married they'd be bozoclown
18:00 <partay> they both wear the same amount of makeup
19:00 <amelia> i wear eyeliner & mascara only
19:00 <partay> TheRon no tunes ?
19:00 <amelia> 100% pure chocolate face
19:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac - gypsy
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Awww not meemeebumz
19:00 <amelia> borat
19:00 <amelia> he picking on me t
19:00 <Raichu> Give me the higherrrr loveeee
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> who
19:00 <^bozojim> I had a busy day today
19:00 <amelia> that fat guy
20:00 <amelia> aka partay
20:00 <partay> lol
20:00 <^bozojim> I finished my glaze box and sealed the front
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Partay not cool man
20:00 <^bozojim> and started making a banding wheel at the mens shed
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
20:00 <^bozojim> and this afternoon at pottery I started making a salt bowl
20:00 <Raichu> Workers.. Females...
20:00 <Raichu> I see the link here
20:00 <^bozojim> thank you tozza
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> If we run out of holes i got a knife
21:00 <Raichu> g: You're all set for Lumeah then man?
21:00 <amelia> LOLLLLLLL
21:00 <TheRon> well he is special
21:00 <amelia> got rolled
22:00 <Raichu> lolllllll
22:00 <Raichu> Bullshit
22:00 <amelia> LiKe aN oaT
22:00 <TheRon> god help me i was 19, and we were rootin in the back of the ute.....
23:00 <Raichu> lol
23:00 <mrwuf> milk is only $1 a L how many years till u pay that off
23:00 <TheRon> you can be your leather, take from me lace
23:00 <d0ghouse> poor g
23:00 <d0ghouse> In the gutter soon
23:00 <sluggz> Lols
23:00 <d0ghouse> wont be long
24:00 <^bozojim> and tomorrow afternoon I will try to get the salt thing put togetehr
24:00 <^bozojim> yes g?
24:00 <^bozojim> I use river murray salt
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is also loopeydog
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Already dome
25:00 <couleurs> clean up da mess boys!!!!!
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Already done lol
25:00 <TheRon> BvB!!!!
25:00 <couleurs> i got a pimple
26:00 <TheRon> or jane bunn?
26:00 <^bozojim> and this salt one I am making i was asked if I would like to put it in the gallery to sell
26:00 <Raichu> d0ghouse was b1rd
26:00 <TheRon> partay: james reyne - hammerhead
26:00 <couleurs> Yes.
26:00 <Raichu> lol k
26:00 <amelia> butt pimple
27:00 <slinky_J> another shooting in the US
27:00 <slinky_J> better go out buy more guns!
27:00 <amelia> today i made a woman cry
28:00 <^bozojim> wb g
28:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [2h2m58s]
30:00 <^bozojim> I also have to get some more dry clay my slip is too wet
30:00 <TheRon> i'm haning out for the aliens movie
30:00 <TheRon> hanging
30:00 <TheRon> bugger your fate and the furious
31:00 <partay> TheRon thats better
31:00 <TheRon> motors too fast
32:00 <mrwuf> ya new aliens movie looks kool
32:00 <mrwuf> kenny powers vs aliens, epic
32:00 <partay> another day in paradise
32:00 <Nice1> when does it come out
32:00 <couleurs> when u do
32:00 <TheRon> i miss those little guys jumping out of the chest of people
32:00 <partay> oh snap
32:00 <TheRon> may 17
32:00 <partay> couleurs unloads
32:00 <TheRon> no woman no cry
33:00 <couleurs> he has me on ignore tho
33:00 <partay>  <Nice1> when does it come out
33:00 <partay> <+couleurs> when u do
33:00 <couleurs> lols
33:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
34:00 <partay> not at all
34:00 <TheRon> partay: 1927?
34:00 <partay> 1999
34:00 <partay> did you fart amelia?
34:00 <couleurs> on my nose thank u
34:00 <amelia> no u faggot i dont fart i love puff
35:00 <TheRon> like it's 1999...
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Please dont ask me how i been gettin off
35:00 <TheRon> pleasure and pain
35:00 <partay> I bet you fart like a trooper
35:00 <TheRon> she can fart the alphabet
35:00 <amelia> why do u think about my love puffs
36:00 <partay> tozza we know.. you and spanish all alone out there on the calm waters
36:00 <simba> god help me i was 19, and we were rootin in the back of the ute.....
36:00 <partay> ewwww
36:00 <couleurs> lol
36:00 <partay> i did more work today around the house then i do at work in a week
36:00 <zaim> https://earth.google.com/web/
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ew
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U sick fuck
37:00 <partay> the water lapping gently against the hull.. like your ballbag against spanish's chin
37:00 <partay> i missed my calling
37:00 <amelia> u should celebrate with a bullet to ur head
37:00 <slinky_J> WebGl
37:00 <simba> amelia worked her big teddy bear toy today xD 
37:00 <slinky_J> my laptop cant display it
37:00 <partay> im celebrating with a BBQ dinner and some bourbon 
37:00 <slinky_J> :o
37:00 <amelia> how did u know i had big teddy
38:00 <mrwuf> lmao
38:00 <TheRon> when i'm lost in a strange place, scared and alone,when i'm wishing for home, that's when i think of you
38:00 <slinky_J> simba are you on the other network with the others?
38:00 <slinky_J> sezz n that
38:00 <simba> no
38:00 <slinky_J> do you still PS?
39:00 <mrwuf> my pillow
39:00 <^bozojim> sits quietly
39:00 <slinky_J> got any good games
39:00 <couleurs> FiFa 17
39:00 <slinky_J> my bald head blushes when I see Hex on tv
39:00 <TheRon> gonna make jaaaaaail break
39:00 <slinky_J> I could dl fifa 16 4 freee
39:00 <slinky_J> EAccess
40:00 <couleurs> wow do you have a time machine
41:00 <partay> thought or has ?
41:00 <chookmagnet> that's just weird
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol wtf ibiza
41:00 <^bozojim> hello chookmagnet
41:00 <amelia> u apparently have stunners and access to multiple sets of fake tits each month, why are you thinking about sex with your sister
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He gfs sister he means
41:00 <TheRon> can i think about sex with you ssiter?
41:00 <simba> i playing zelda then i gonna get persona
41:00 <couleurs> i down loaded la la land i have to watch it tomorrow night can't wait you guys
41:00 <simba> looks romantic
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He sniffs her panties
42:00 <mrwuf> back off satan!!!
42:00 <partay> well i have 3 sisters and didnt root any of them 
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He means his gf sister
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not his suster
42:00 <partay> slinky_J you and picard could rub oil into each others bald heads
42:00 <simba> Oil Boiz
42:00 <slinky_J> no thx
42:00 <slinky_J> wouldn't be caught dead around that guy
42:00 <couleurs> it's weird cos ryan gooswing is more attractive than emma redhead #noHOMO
43:00 <mrwuf> yeah I think some ppl bone their cousins mine are all ugly so never been issue 4 me
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He dont even have a sister
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know that
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So dis torranto
43:00 <partay> never root them no... but i did see them naked 
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> rumours
43:00 <slinky_J> I'd love to play breath of the wild
43:00 <slinky_J> trade in wii get new 1
43:00 <slinky_J> wii3
43:00 <amelia> where u play zelda
43:00 <TheRon> how many brotherls have the zelda fantasy?
43:00 <TheRon> brothels
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not surprising really
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And juices exchanged for sure
44:00 <TheRon> anzac day, start drinking at 9am??
44:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [1h51m]
44:00 <partay> TheRon of course
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 7am for me
44:00 <slinky_J> 4 u partay http://bestofamateur.net/gallery/mix/2016/new/106/images/01.jpg
44:00 <slinky_J> njoy ur dinner
44:00 <simba> the new 1
44:00 <amelia> u tell us Ronaldo
44:00 <MiaOneness> http://www.manbunhairstyle.net/
44:00 <TheRon> just asjking
44:00 <amelia> god ur gay
44:00 <slinky_J> didnt know brothels did fantasy
44:00 <slinky_J> i just did a chick ina metallica top, was like keep the top on
44:00 <TheRon> they don't??
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> None of g's poison
45:00 <TheRon> 10 am, 12 pm in new zealand
45:00 <partay> nothing wrong with a 7am heart starter 
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Modjo - lady
45:00 <TheRon> compulsory hero, just try and make it home
45:00 <simba> the ron has a sweet men bun
45:00 <partay> slinky_J about 3 sizes too big for me... 
45:00 <partay> perfect for u dude
45:00 <slinky_J> Adonis dream gf http://thehun.net/galleries/2079336_A_female_bodybuilder_from_Scott.html
45:00 <slinky_J> lul
46:00 <TheRon> my dad missed vietnam by one numer
46:00 <TheRon> number
46:00 <simba> what happened to that girl who always typed and posted a pic of herself wearing a NIN shirt
46:00 <amelia> lisa
46:00 <amelia> she dont join melb
47:00 <TheRon> when the war is over got to get away
47:00 <amelia> she comes in nh tho
47:00 <simba> RIP lisa
47:00 <slinky_J> hm need birth certificate 4 passport mum said then
47:00 <amelia> i tell her u say hi i miss u
47:00 <slinky_J> i swear i didnt need it to get my new ID
47:00 <slinky_J> :o
48:00 <TheRon> mossy in the aria hall of fame yet?
48:00 <TheRon> noiseworks - take me back
48:00 <slinky_J> I swear I just stared at them til they took the pic
48:00 <partay> where u going slinky
48:00 <slinky_J> NiN shirt mmm was she sexy?
48:00 <slinky_J> HELL
48:00 <partay> well we know that
48:00 <partay> dont need a passport for thaty
48:00 <slinky_J> Wales/isle of man for a month
48:00 <simba> hm nin shirt needed 4 mums passport
48:00 <partay> for the TT\
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyone offering handjobs?
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> must be aggressive
49:00 <slinky_J> simba will you sign my pp photo man
49:00 <slinky_J> haha
49:00 <slinky_J> r u on electoral role?
49:00 <amelia> lollllllllll
49:00 <partay> you need a JP to sign your ppp
49:00 <slinky_J> nah Dentist can do it.
49:00 <slinky_J> :P
49:00 <amelia> post office man will n chemist
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hows sambath going at the nightclub g
50:00 <slinky_J> oh true
50:00 <simba> ni hao, wo jiao chen shaoliang
50:00 <slinky_J> simba wants to go on a chinese sex tour
50:00 <slinky_J> I can translate
50:00 <partay> do a phillpine one iots cheaper
50:00 <simba> ok bye, p.s. Raichu rapes children
50:00 <TheRon> what a weekend it's gonna be in footy
51:00 <TheRon> black sambath
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That one from lastnight?
51:00 <partay> TheRon your tips ?
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> are you retarded
52:00 <partay> TheRon thats noiseworks song is awesome sauce
52:00 <^bozojim> I am looking for a tan glazw
52:00 <TheRon> best shit
52:00 <^bozojim> glaze
52:00 <partay> ^bozojim stay out of the sun
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolol
52:00 <^bozojim> hello Glenn 
52:00 <^bozojim> thank you
52:00 <Glenn> HI ^bozojim! :)
52:00 <TheRon> port. dogs, crows, gws, freo, cats, eagles, tigers, essendon
53:00 <^bozojim> will not work with my pottery
53:00 <MiaOneness> whats gold coast? suns?
53:00 <TheRon> yes
53:00 <Glenn> Hopeless :P
53:00 <MiaOneness> i wasnt there when they were introduced
53:00 <MiaOneness> that doesnt fit the afl code.. suns
53:00 <couleurs> i hope bvb beat fagget monaco and juve beat fagget barca 2 wot about u
53:00 <Arbition> MiaOneness: Finally got my Apostille done
53:00 <MiaOneness> oh i told you it took a while
53:00 <partay> yah sun are gc
53:00 <Arbition> lol it didn't
53:00 <MiaOneness> good work
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh ll
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> alex wilkey
54:00 <Arbition> it was the other stuff I needed before that
54:00 <TheRon> the gold coast japs doesn't quite fit either
54:00 <MiaOneness> over here it did, because had to go to the embassy and shit doc to aus and back
54:00 <Arbition> I booked in last night, got it done this morning
54:00 <MiaOneness> how long did it take
54:00 <Arbition> ah yeah
54:00 <MiaOneness> exceelnt
54:00 <Arbition> well, about 15 minutes while I was there
54:00 <slinky_J> couleurs
54:00 <slinky_J> simba said u r crap @ fifas
54:00 <slinky_J> :o
54:00 <MiaOneness> you didnt need to go to the PO to verify your identity?
54:00 <slinky_J> [19:20] <+simba> ok bye, p.s. couleurs fail@ fifas
54:00 <Arbition> nope
54:00 <slinky_J> c
54:00 <MiaOneness> oh very well then.. you did good
54:00 <Arbition> I brought my passport along just in case, didn't even need my drivers licence
55:00 <Arbition> Now I just need to mail all that crap to the embassy plus a couple of other forms
55:00 <slinky_J> Mia is a tranny she cant even get a pp and return to oztraya
55:00 <MiaOneness> whats the papers for again, sorry me forgets. is it for Dutch citizenship?
55:00 <couleurs> k
55:00 <Arbition> belgian, and pretty much
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And the sense trail you do with the blind fold
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> There was always snakes in there
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> we found snake skulls in the park next door all the time
56:00 <MiaOneness> very well
56:00 <MiaOneness> you said the other day you were taking your sis and mum to the airport, hadnt they gone already? could of sworn you said they were absent for a year?
56:00 <Arbition> They just went back Monday
57:00 <Arbition> and now So sister is being an idiot. Met a boy and is homesick
57:00 <slinky_J> how many sisters do you have
57:00 <slinky_J> seven?
57:00 <Arbition> the guy is a douche and she can't see it
57:00 <Arbition> just the one
57:00 <slinky_J> Seven husbands for seven sisters
57:00 <slinky_J> funny movie
57:00 <slinky_J> YOU SHOULD DECK HIM BRUH
57:00 <MiaOneness> why dont you like him?
58:00 <^bozojim> I never had one of those sensory trails growign up
58:00 <^bozojim> instead being involved in floriculture and horticulture I had the best of both worlds
58:00 <Arbition> He's been messing my sister around
58:00 <Arbition> just like her last boyfriend
58:00 <MiaOneness> how old is she again?
58:00 <steven> show us a picture of her
58:00 <Arbition> 19
58:00 <Arbition> steven: no
58:00 <MiaOneness> oh shes relatively young, but she needs experience before she settles down
58:00 <Arbition> But I can say she is pretty enough that she would get all the sleazes fawning over her
58:00 <MiaOneness> so its not a bad thing Arb
58:00 <Arbition> Except she is willing to throw everything away
59:00 <^bozojim> I had plants like Mimossa Pudica, the sensitive plan that if you touched its leaves they woul close up
59:00 <^bozojim> and the lovely herbs
59:00 <sluggz> Weed
59:00 <^bozojim> nope
59:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
59:00 <^bozojim> but I did grow a duck plant that was almost identical too weed
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hi beam
59:00 <^bozojim> hugs Sunbeam
59:00 <^bozojim> thank you tozza
59:00 <Sunbeam> hiya tozza[Mobile] :)
59:00 <Arbition> she did shit in school, and was given this golden op
59:00 <MiaOneness> shes still young, let her live a little
59:00 <Arbition> If that means I'll never help her, sure
59:00 <Arbition> I don't plan on being a backstop
59:00 <MiaOneness> does she look like you Arb?
59:00 <Arbition> for some flight of fancy
59:00 <Arbition> Not really
00:00 <^bozojim> and if you smoked it you would get very sick
00:00 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozojim hugggggs ....dunt usually see you in here
00:00 <^bozojim> not a lot
00:00 <Sunbeam> did you fall out with the sydney room?
00:00 <^bozojim> no i came in here for a change
00:00 <amelia> she needs to make her own decisions & failures
00:00 <Arbition> Yes, she might be one of those people
00:00 <slinky_J> ur sister must b a stunner
00:00 <Arbition> who has to learn the hard way
00:00 <slinky_J> 4 all dez lads to luf her
00:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:00 <Arbition> even if that means suffering for it
00:00 <Arbition> but as we've seen with some people here, the lesson might come too late
01:00 <Sunbeam> haven't seen u in there in a while
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sydney is dead long love Melbourne
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Live aswell
01:00 <MiaOneness> well how olds the dude?
01:00 <Arbition> 20 or so
01:00 <amelia> u can't change anything
01:00 <MiaOneness> and she met him o/seas?
01:00 <amelia> she won't listen to u
01:00 <Arbition> no she met him while she was back in aus
01:00 <Arbition> when I said some people here, I meant not here at the moment btw
01:00 <slinky_J> which people here
01:00 <slinky_J> oh
01:00 <MiaOneness> when do they return?
02:00 <Arbition> no set date
02:00 <Arbition> her studies are for 3 years. She has done 6 months
02:00 <MiaOneness> And she wants to be in Oz cuz of guy?
02:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2qpQ3otJ7g
02:00 <TheRon> so funny
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Lawn Warrior (Mar 22, 2010) Length: 4:19 - Category: Comedy - 3,873 views views - 30 likes (96.8%), 1 dislikes (3.2%)
02:00 <Arbition> possibly
02:00 <MiaOneness> she doesnt HAVE to study..
02:00 <Arbition> guess we'll find out in a few days
02:00 <MiaOneness> let me just show you  smeting
02:00 <MiaOneness> 2 minutes of your time
02:00 <MiaOneness> let me find the link.. think it will answer my opinion
02:00 <Arbition> Well no, no one needs to do anything really
03:00 <^bozojim> I have been in there
03:00 <^bozojim> and my word count is still climbing
03:00 <Arbition> But she isn't entrepreneurial
03:00 <Arbition> Not especially creative
03:00 <Arbition> not greatly disciplined
03:00 <amelia> shes 19
03:00 <amelia> give her a chance to find herself
03:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=8ULm0kZlgL0
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
03:00 <Arbition> Some people go through life looking for themselves
03:00 <amelia> are you the same person you were at 19?
03:00 <Arbition> I don't think that's a real think
04:00 <IRCStats> mIRCStats for #melbourne updated! Check out the stats at http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
04:00 <Sunbeam> ahhh u was in yesterday
04:00 <TheRon> we just run out of Melbourne cliches, oh no!
04:00 <Sunbeam> i didn't go on chat yesterday
04:00 <^bozojim> yes
04:00 <Arbition> Pretty close
04:00 <amelia> lolll
04:00 <slinky_J> no shit
04:00 <Arbition> I haven't become a whole lot more disciplined
04:00 <Arbition> haven't really become tons more social
04:00 <slinky_J>  <Arbition> Well no, no one needs to do anything really
04:00 <slinky_J> LOL
04:00 <amelia> im completely diff to what i was at 19
04:00 <slinky_J> y i like Arbition
04:00 <TheRon> at 19 i was wondering where i was gonna get my next drink
04:00 <slinky_J> say it str8
04:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
05:00 <IRCStats> New stats available for #melbourne! Check out the stats at http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
05:00 <^bozojim> and i have picked my stuff up a couple of notches in pottery Sunbeam
05:00 <TheRon> uni student, no austudy
05:00 <Arbition> I would argue I haven't even become that much more cynical either, I've just read more
05:00 <slinky_J> i used to like reading til i became the Human Torch
05:00 <slinky_J> :/
06:00 <Sunbeam> WTG Jim :)
06:00 <^bozojim> and have designed an iten that is still in pieces to put together they like and want me to make more of and put into the gallery for sale
06:00 <MiaOneness> I think dont stress too much for your sis Arb. Shes 19, just because she didnt do well in school doesnt mean shes an idiot, its just for some people, and others not.
06:00 <Arbition> She's family, I want her to be well set up for life
06:00 <Arbition> but we can't just give it all to her
06:00 <Arbition> she is getting it all right now
06:00 <MiaOneness> Yes but dont try to stop her from enjoying her youth, by acting mature
07:00 <Raichu> Stats for this channel say 2 things
07:00 <Sunbeam> that's great...shall u post some pictures on FB?
07:00 <Raichu> tozza is on all night
07:00 <Raichu> b1rd on all day
07:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Raichu :)
07:00 <^bozojim> I can post them on FB
07:00 <Raichu> G'day Sunbeam
07:00 <Raichu> How are you?
07:00 <amelia> if u were pressuring me at 19 to live by your rules I'd prob wanna run off with a guy too
07:00 <MiaOneness> There are factors to gettting into a relationshi, its not always to "Settle" down
07:00 <Arbition> Yes, that's the thing, all this is entirely expected
08:00 <slinky_J> what the
08:00 <Sunbeam> i'm tickety boo thanks...yourself?
08:00 <Lumeah> Lol
08:00 <Sunbeam> hi slinky_J :)
08:00 <Sunbeam> hi Lumeah :)
08:00 <Raichu> lol tickety boo
08:00 <Arbition> She has been entirely unsuprising
08:00 <MiaOneness> brb.. smoke for me, Ill read the transcript when im bac
08:00 <slinky_J> i eatin peas n corn kernels
08:00 <slinky_J> nomm sooo yum
08:00 <slinky_J> I wouldnt follow Mia advice
08:00 <Arbition> That's the irony of teenage rebellion
08:00 <slinky_J> just saying..
08:00 <slinky_J> lol
08:00 <Arbition> society changes, people don't
09:00 <Raichu> Haven't heard that one in a long time.
09:00 <Raichu> I'm good now I'm not at work. :D
09:00 <Sunbeam> did it make yer chuckle?
09:00 <Raichu> Yessir!
09:00 <Sunbeam> errr i'm not a sir lol
09:00 <amelia> of course people change
09:00 <slinky_J> she shouldnt be wasting her time on some guy
09:00 <slinky_J> I'm with Arbition
09:00 <TheRon> i watch highway patrol for the bogans
09:00 <amelia> shes fkn 19
09:00 <TheRon> they crack me up
09:00 <slinky_J> plenty of time to mess around with guys
09:00 <amelia> she'll do what the fuck she wants
09:00 <Arbition> Individuals change within themselves. However, modelling a human throughout their lifetime is easy
09:00 <slinky_J> simmer down
10:00 <^Roshanda^> sumbean
10:00 <^bozojim> hello Lumeah
10:00 <amelia> and if it all blows up in her face like everyone thinks it will then she'll learn
10:00 <slinky_J> you're preaching to the wrong crowd
10:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> Arbition
10:00 <slinky_J> ;)
10:00 <Arbition> But as I said, yes, she'll learn
10:00 <Arbition> the question is, when
10:00 <slinky_J> one should also learn from their parents/siblings
10:00 <Arbition> and to what effect
10:00 <steven> who cares
10:00 <steven> next!
10:00 <slinky_J> and other close relatives they have relationships with
10:00 <steven> MiaOneness you wearing your period knickers darl
11:00 <Lumeah> Hi Jimmy :) 
11:00 <Sunbeam> hiya ^Roshanda^ :)
11:00 <slinky_J> so expecting an individual to make their own mistakes instead of heeding advice is stupid advice
11:00 <Kezzie> `voice Kezzie
11:00 <steven> i dont think she needs advice some single people
11:00 <Arbition> slinky_J: Kind of. If not listening would happen anyway, then you may as well try, with a slight possibility of affecting it
11:00 <Arbition> No real downside
11:00 <steven> some = from
12:00 <^Roshanda^> :P
12:00 <^bozojim> i just uploaded 2 pics of things I did onto FB
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So sleepy
12:00 <steven> plucking whats left of them eyebrows
12:00 <slinky_J> I wish I had been in the position to be studying then
12:00 <amelia> lolllll
12:00 <slinky_J> sucks to be doing things now
12:00 <slinky_J> but that's life
12:00 <slinky_J> silly comment tbh steven
13:00 <Sunbeam> ok will have a look jim
13:00 <slinky_J> you're saying that only couples could give his sister sound advice
13:00 <slinky_J> really need to think about that
13:00 <amelia> no one listens to u, i dunno why u try
13:00 <slinky_J> Arbition I received the Tristain Und Isolde blur ray yesterday! :P
13:00 <slinky_J> me? amelia
14:00 <^bozojim> I am making a few things around the place and was told despite being blind, I am making the most of any of them down teh shed on my own
14:00 <steven> thats why your single
14:00 <MiaOneness> I didnt really give advice.. but ive been a 19year old girl before. Nah, havent had my period for months. Need to see a doc about it actually. Thanks for asking :D
14:00 <slinky_J> I'm single by choice
14:00 <steven> LOL
14:00 <steven> yeah bro
14:00 <amelia> lolll
14:00 <slinky_J> ?
14:00 <partay> lol
14:00 <steven> hope you get over kristen soon
14:00 <partay> slinky_J ney
14:00 <slinky_J> ..
14:00 <steven> so you can move on
14:00 <MiaOneness> Period undies are full embracing, so the pad doesnt move
14:00 <slinky_J> from
14:00 <partay> ewwwww
14:00 <slinky_J> I don't think about having a relationship
14:00 <slinky_J> it's not important to me.
14:00 <couleurs> HeHe
15:00 <partay> no period talk pls 
15:00 <amelia> fuck sake look wot u started steven
15:00 <steven> get keep wanking champ
15:00 <slinky_J> amelia, you're really not one to talk
15:00 <MiaOneness> Its natural to see periods, even though Im not :/
15:00 <slinky_J> nor is steven
15:00 <slinky_J> you're two average Australians.
15:00 <steven> yeah look at you
15:00 <amelia> slinky_J would you shut up for once in your sad pathetic life
15:00 <steven> fatboy
15:00 <slinky_J> wow steven
15:00 <amelia> always lecturing people when you should concentrate on your own issues
16:00 <steven> no girl would be able to put up with your constant ranting
16:00 <slinky_J> I'm not always lecturing people at all
16:00 <slinky_J> hah
16:00 <steven> unless she was a cracker like you
16:00 <slinky_J> uhuh
16:00 <slinky_J> look at you two go.
16:00 <slinky_J> this is your life
16:00 <steven> HAHAH
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We're the kids in america
16:00 <steven> i have a girlfriend
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whoaaa
16:00 <slinky_J> You actually put time and effort in to the internet
16:00 <steven> and my kid lives with me
16:00 <amelia> useless
16:00 <slinky_J> whether you have or do not have a girlfriend means nothing at all
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Isnt that agent
16:00 <steven> wheres your kid
16:00 <steven> i also have a job
16:00 <MiaOneness> are you talking to me?
17:00 <slinky_J> but that's the exten of your knowledge and understanding in life
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who?
17:00 <steven> im paying your dsp
17:00 <slinky_J> so I can't hold it against you or amelia
17:00 <slinky_J> or partay
17:00 <^bozojim> hi MiaOneness
17:00 <slinky_J> I stop here.
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Partay
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You here
17:00 <amelia> good fuck off
17:00 <steven> lols
17:00 <partay> the tozza 
17:00 <slinky_J> simmer down amelia
17:00 <steven> i just speak my mind
17:00 <MiaOneness> who were you speaking about? me?
18:00 <Sunbeam> hi damian
18:00 <steven> i would say im right about 99.9%
18:00 <slinky_J> All I did yesterday was turn the way you people treat others against you
18:00 <amelia> steven u need to simmer down
18:00 <MiaOneness> you lsot me.. too many interrutpions in that post
18:00 <slinky_J> so don't call me a cracker stebie
18:00 <slinky_J> steven
18:00 <steven> yeah stebie stop it
18:00 <Arbition> most likely slinky_J, MiaOneness
18:00 <steven> dont say i cant talk
18:00 <Arbition> Not many people ask you hard questions MiaOneness
18:00 <slinky_J> relax, go have a bong
18:00 <steven> i dont smoke drugs champ
18:00 <slinky_J> sounds like you need your weed
18:00 <MiaOneness> Oh, yeah dont worry about it too much Arb. Thats what i would say.. but youre the big bro, do as you wish
18:00 <steven> sounds like you need a job
18:00 <slinky_J> once an addict always an addict stebie
18:00 <slinky_J> rule of thumb.
19:00 <IRCStats> mIRCStats update for #melbourne complete! Check out the stats at http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
19:00 <TheRon> so take a look at me now , there's just an empty space
19:00 <slinky_J> steven*
19:00 <steven> so your still a junkie ?
19:00 <slinky_J> It is somewhat amusing how judgemental you people are
19:00 <slinky_J> never was a junkie
19:00 <Arbition> MiaOneness: Well I guess it isn't my money maintaining her
19:00 <slinky_J> that's something Skirmish started.
19:00 <MiaOneness> Youre dad in the picture Arb?
19:00 <MiaOneness> Your*
19:00 <Arbition> eh? What picture?
19:00 <MiaOneness> Involved in your lives?
20:00 <Sunbeam> against all odds - phil collins
20:00 <TheRon> woo
20:00 <Sunbeam> or westlife with mariah carey
20:00 <TheRon> evil
20:00 <Arbition> We don't share fathers, but both my step father and father are involved in my life, and my step father in hers
20:00 <slinky_J> that would be awesome
20:00 <MiaOneness> step father is her dad
20:00 <Arbition> yes
20:00 <slinky_J> got a 3rd spare?
21:00 <MiaOneness> What age did they seperate?
21:00 <Arbition> eh? No my step father and mother are still together
21:00 <MiaOneness> No I mean with your actual father
21:00 <Arbition> when I was 6, before she was born
21:00 <MiaOneness> Yah I was about that age too..
21:00 <Arbition> It was a fairly civil split
21:00 <MiaOneness> I have a stepfather, but we barely talk
21:00 <MiaOneness> he lives in the house
22:00 <TheRon> the road is long, there are mountains in our way
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 8:19 PM <TheRon> so take a look at me now , there's just an empty space
22:00 <Arbition> No real custody or possession battle
22:00 <MiaOneness> have two half brothers because of it
22:00 <Arbition> I spent a week with both parents rotating
22:00 <MiaOneness> no G.. he is a decent man
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lololol g wtf
22:00 <Arbition> Both my father and step father are great people
22:00 <steven> only on days ending with Y
22:00 <MiaOneness> very Australianised too.. the only one who speaks English in the house
22:00 <MiaOneness> Fair enougbArb
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But you coming back to me is against all odds its the chance i gotta face
23:00 <Arbition> I'm pretty much living with my stepfather at the moment, and I see my father at work every day
23:00 <slinky_J> oh you work for your dad?
23:00 <slinky_J> nice
23:00 <slinky_J> lucky
23:00 <Arbition> most of my extended family is on my fathers side, and I see them with fair regularity
23:00 <Arbition> My family has been quite functional
23:00 <slinky_J> I'm going to go piss in the Murray River and tell dad he sucks balls
23:00 <slinky_J> that's pretty cool
23:00 <MiaOneness> I dont see my dads side, but met up with my dad six months ago when i planned to come to Aus. Thye wanted to talk me out of it, and succeeded
23:00 <slinky_J> envious
24:00 <^bozojim> ok I have the colour I need
24:00 <TheRon> the road is long, there are mountains in our way, but we climb the stairs everyday
24:00 <slinky_J> why did they talk you out of it?
24:00 <Arbition> What were their argument?
24:00 <MiaOneness> They are pretty normal people, good people, my dads side
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> slinky_J have u married rat?
24:00 <MiaOneness> They said I dont have family in Aus besides my daughter. And I should wait a little longer to see Im up to it, and not rush a life altering decision
24:00 <slinky_J> yup
25:00 <Eppiox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq3s2W-ZhMg .... lol
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Secluded Island - Cyanide & Happiness Minis (Apr 17, 2017) Length: 0:41 - Category: Comedy - 179,599 views views - 11,693 likes (96.5%), 423 dislikes (3.5%)
25:00 <TheRon> richard gere
25:00 <slinky_J> husband n rat
25:00 <MiaOneness> My dad said to me
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how do u sex?
25:00 <steven> Ewwww Yuk!
25:00 <slinky_J> gross
25:00 <MiaOneness> theres noone on this planet that knows all, so do as you see best. so i extended it for a year
25:00 <Arbition> That's not bad advice from one perspective.
25:00 <slinky_J> we marry 4 greencard
25:00 <slinky_J> Austratian citizen now
25:00 <Arbition> The main problem is that Cyprus isn't so good economically
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> does rats buck teeth get in the way wen u tongue kiss??????
25:00 <MiaOneness> nah, hes alright. A cool dude. Still wears his pumas at 60 lol
25:00 <slinky_J> LOL
25:00 <slinky_J> all teh time
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is he a h addict?
26:00 <TheRon> gotta take a little time, a little time to think things over
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessssssssss
26:00 <steven> only with grandma
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u wish steven
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u wank over
26:00 <steven> i do have sex with you grandma
26:00 <steven> she has nice gums
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> with ur fake hsv mock up
26:00 <steven> nothing wrong with my fake hsv
26:00 <Arbition> fake?
26:00 <steven> i dont care if they thinks its fake
26:00 <steven> LOL
27:00 <couleurs> n e 1 else going 2 c lcd soundsystem msg me
27:00 <MiaOneness> was it true what slinky_J said.. youre father owns the company? or was he shit stirring Arb?
27:00 <Arbition> oh
27:00 <steven> hows public transport going champ
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> is it a VE Omega with a ssv badge on it
27:00 <Arbition> No, he isn't the only person to misinterpret that
27:00 <steven> its not even a VE you dopey cunt
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> vz?
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> s pac
27:00 <MiaOneness> Brb.. going to go get ready for the day
27:00 <Arbition> It does seem like the logical assumption, but no we're both just employees
27:00 <steven> thats breaker vt spac
28:00 <Sunbeam> Foreigner - I wanna know what love is
28:00 <^bozojim> and this afternoon at pottery we had andre bocelli music
28:00 <Raichu> Good song
28:00 <TheRon> i want you to show me
28:00 <Raichu> i wanna feeeel wot love issssssssssss
28:00 <Raichu> i want you to show meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
28:00 <TheRon> it's not VE day it's ANZAC day, two completely different days
28:00 <steven> i posted a picture of my car
28:00 <steven> and REGO
28:00 <steven> then posted the stats online
28:00 <steven> it says "HSV"
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ^Roshanda^ is ur gf ?
28:00 <steven> idc really care what a bunch of irc losers think
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u got it from google
28:00 <Arbition> steven: For sure
29:00 <sluggz> Lol gay
29:00 <Raichu> Coming from you?
29:00 <Raichu> Props
29:00 <Arbition> Kelevra keeps saying I'm old as fuck
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl told pong...............
29:00 <Arbition> i'm just like, um ok if you say so
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Kelevra wants pong...
29:00 <steven> kelevra has no eyebrows
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong did
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> and dome
29:00 <Arbition> People said I'm unemployed. Sure whatever, I don't plan to go out of my way to prove them wrong
30:00 <TheRon> baby we can talk all nightm but that ain't getting us nowhere
30:00 <partay> pong you smell like vaseline 
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> and twister
30:00 <couleurs> that's fatman from youtube didn't he die he was funny at first but then he got depressing 
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> not u again partay
30:00 <partay> lol g 
30:00 <partay> dead ringer for pong
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who fatman??????????????????
31:00 <Sunbeam> Meat!!
31:00 <TheRon> too early?
31:00 <Sunbeam> two out of three ain't bad
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> TAKE ON ME
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ??
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong aus
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes
31:00 <^bozojim> lol
31:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZgPVl0H0Jo
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hi Folks Fat Man Here Again (Jun 25, 2015) Length: 1:27 - Category: Comedy - 1,275 views views - 13 likes (81.3%), 3 dislikes (18.8%)
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong went heat
31:00 <steven> pong is normal he is just playing with you
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 98
31:00 <Arbition> 100.1% awesome
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> TAKE ME ON
32:00 <Sunbeam> A-Ha
32:00 <partay> 66% not that good either 
32:00 <steven> he has spoken normal alot of times in pm to me
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat u mean normal
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u lieeeeee
32:00 <steven> he has said words i have never heard of before
32:00 <steven> thats how smart he really is
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat u mean
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> liek wat
32:00 <Arbition> lol I can also read a dictionary
33:00 <Arbition> Don't they say eminem read a dictionary for practice or something?
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes 
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl voted for pong
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong was no1
33:00 <partay> http://imgur.com/gallery/7GV2q
34:00 <partay> eveyone say hello to Mellow Glenn
34:00 <Glenn> partay... 
34:00 <couleurs> Hi Glenn, Welcome Home !
34:00 <Glenn> ty couleurs
35:00 <Arbition> It just occurs to me. I should probably take my own medicine and get off IRC before I spend all night on it
35:00 <Arbition> ttfn
35:00 <steven> she spat on him
35:00 <steven> haha
36:00 <TheRon> and i can't fight this feeling anymore
36:00 <slinky_J> guys get naked
36:00 <sluggz> Hello Melli glenn
36:00 <slinky_J> PENIS PARTY!
36:00 <sluggz> Mello
36:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hey
36:00 <slinky_J> nite man
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> post pic of rat slinky_J
37:00 <slinky_J> sry 4 teh sexi image
37:00 <slinky_J> don't have one
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> take on
38:00 <partay> slinky_J im dumbfounded as to why youre single
38:00 <couleurs> Discusteing.
38:00 <Milo^NoSS> Narrrr
38:00 <MiaOneness> back
38:00 <MiaOneness> im getting a double chin
39:00 <steven> lol
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like agent
39:00 <steven> to much irc
39:00 <MiaOneness> I havent noticed
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U guys will have matching chins
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How cyoooot
39:00 <MiaOneness> I went to work for an hour yesterday steven, wasnt what I want to do
40:00 <MiaOneness> not even in Aus, so im gonna see if theyll accept me as bAKers apprentice
40:00 <steven> nice
40:00 <steven> i have to go to work for 12 hours tommorow
40:00 <MiaOneness> or do some fruit picking
40:00 <steven> its going to fucking suck
40:00 <MiaOneness> man!
40:00 <steven> 7-7
40:00 <MiaOneness> so the urine test was alright in the end.. big deal for fork lift
40:00 <MiaOneness> thats long hrs
40:00 <steven> yea it was fine
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> [[[[[pong]]]]]:
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> urineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How r u buddy
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong ok
41:00 <couleurs> Bye Ron
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im gonna do plops soon
41:00 <steven> photos
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> big smelly 1s
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just wanted yo to know
41:00 <steven> better kanga's
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I sneezed next to spanish before
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> do reverse kanga
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And done a huge fart
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
41:00 <steven> lols
41:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.instagram.com/p/BTEFezUlnPU/?taken-by=m.oneness does my double chin look bad, i put make up
41:00 <partay> a snart
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i snartes
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> fart on partay
41:00 <^bozojim> I got my new lot of 7 glazes today and they are all food safe
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> in his mouth
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mah partay good guy
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who cares jimmy u old stinky bum
42:00 <steven> haha
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
42:00 <couleurs> beautifuel chins mia........
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sneeze farts are where its at
43:00 <slinky_J> lol partay
43:00 <slinky_J> is being single a big deal 4 u huns?
43:00 <partay> not for me champ
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> jimmy go an tongue kiss bart.............
43:00 <MiaOneness> lol couleurs
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol tozza
43:00 <MiaOneness> i bougth some bright red liptstick, which Im wearing. Usually go for more earthly tones
43:00 <MiaOneness> but lately I wanted some red red
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> go an sniff some more bike seats at the local primary school jimmy
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaooo
43:00 <^bozojim> as when fat starts burning it runs off the body as liquid and then it uses itself to burn
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Vegamite asshole
44:00 <partay> im married
44:00 <partay> just thinking of you
44:00 <slinky_J> thats cool
44:00 <slinky_J> marriage is not for me 
44:00 <MiaOneness> I should put on my Hazard top
44:00 <partay> looks good MiaOneness
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tripple chin burger
44:00 <MiaOneness> LOL.. im getting old.. not 19 anymore..
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U old fart
45:00 <^bozojim> Jim sits with his pot of tea for the night
45:00 <slinky_J> of course if I were a woman and told you that I choose to be single, you'd tell me that you totally respect that decision
45:00 <partay> no.. id call you a cat lady
45:00 <slinky_J> hah touche
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U old sneeze fart
45:00 <partay> when God was handing out chins amelia thought he said gins and asked for a double
45:00 <TheRon> i'm too old to do 19's
45:00 <MiaOneness> LOL partay
45:00 <partay> oldie but a goodie 
45:00 <MiaOneness> lame, but made me laugh
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That was gay partay
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> In the words of agent
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You can do better
46:00 <MiaOneness> LOL tozza[Mobile]
46:00 <TheRon> a slippery nipple for the lady, make it a double
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
46:00 <MiaOneness> cocktails
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Clearing of the mode
46:00 <MiaOneness> All I know is Sex on the beach. and havent tried it
46:00 <partay> hahaha Agent
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yum
46:00 <TheRon> MiaOneness: neither have i
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> does it make a right pong
46:00 <partay> agent coconut 
47:00 <MiaOneness> I tried a Grasshopper, but that has an honest name to it... was delicious. I vouch for it
47:00 <partay> TheRon i just put your tips into a margin bet.. ill give you a 10% slice if i win
47:00 <TheRon> you put the lime in the coconut and mix it all together
47:00 <MiaOneness> next time you guys go out buy a Grasshopper
47:00 <MiaOneness> mmmm MMM
47:00 <TheRon> good man
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wheres my $10
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U letdown
48:00 <TheRon> cash? no cash here!
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tells me he is coming over so i buy beers like extra beers now he not coming
48:00 <MiaOneness> lol TheRon
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So cunt
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Give me my $10
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> im not g
48:00 <partay> is he out picking up the hookers
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im not made of cash
48:00 <MiaOneness> awww
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The arab guy at work you mean
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> he wears eye liner
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong come over and drink them
48:00 <partay> hookers, beers and demo man pinny
49:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Hello MiaOneness
49:00 <MiaOneness> hello
49:00 <partay> livin the dream
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong wear a cape
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U coming
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> $10
49:00 <partay> pong wear a hat with a propellor on it 
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> BISHHH
49:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes I'm coming around
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
49:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What's you drinking MiaOneness
49:00 <MiaOneness> Nothing its 2pm
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7b37l_B4vI
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bryan Adams - Heaven - Acoustic Live (Nov 26, 2008) Length: 4:45 - Category: Music - 26,239,348 views views - 81,888 likes (99%), 803 dislikes (1%)
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> sea water
50:00 <TheRon> best version
50:00 <MiaOneness> tonoght Ill go and buy some lolly drinks with soem JD.. that will last me all week
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wkd
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> irb bru flav
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Down 20
50:00 <MiaOneness> and some cashews, or pistachios
50:00 <MiaOneness> almonds, hazelnuts
50:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Nice one MiaOneness
51:00 <MiaOneness> still havent deposited the money into my account.. but for now, Im staying put
51:00 <MiaOneness> and drinking coffees
51:00 <TheRon> and some dip for these chips, something!
51:00 <MiaOneness> oh i wasnt gonna buy chips ,i have guacamole
51:00 <MiaOneness> but thats an idea
51:00 <partay> hommus
51:00 <TheRon> like my cheif wiggum?
51:00 <MiaOneness> have hommus.. i prefer tzantziki
52:00 <MiaOneness> extra garlic.. delish!
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
52:00 <TheRon> tzatziki can go on anything
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u all feel the power of pong
53:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHA MILO NOSS
53:00 <MiaOneness> GOing to go find some ham.. (love Ham)
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Meeeloo nossssss
54:00 <amelia> dats not a freckle dats a milo
54:00 <TheRon> i prefer turkey
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kept the air smelling fresh
55:00 <amelia> yuck gin
55:00 <TheRon> this life well it's slipping through my hands
55:00 <partay> grip firmer TheRon
55:00 <TheRon> these days turned out nothing i had planned
56:00 <TheRon> spanish: anything other than yellow?
57:00 <MiaOneness> It was turkey breast TheRon
57:00 <TheRon> nice
57:00 <MiaOneness> Now just sipping on a coffe
57:00 <TheRon> addicted to it
57:00 <MiaOneness> My mum was a darl today. Do you know wht happened.. Something mundan
57:00 <MiaOneness> woke up at 730am and there was no milk
57:00 <TheRon> better put some alcohol in that ma'am or get out
57:00 <MiaOneness> so went back to bed
57:00 <MiaOneness> and she bought some, and told me to get up and make a coffee
57:00 <MiaOneness> Awww
57:00 <MiaOneness> didnt have to walk or anything..
58:00 <TheRon> i haven't had my coffee this month
58:00 <TheRon> extra strong black
58:00 <MiaOneness> why not
58:00 <MiaOneness> ouch.. thats strong
58:00 <TheRon> i get a bit shakey after it
59:00 <MiaOneness> Ow
59:00 <MiaOneness> Really.. Im a bit like that, but cant stop the caffeine
59:00 <TheRon> i might have the odd iced coffee but not really a coffee drinker
00:00 <TheRon> so when i do have a coffee i do it properly
00:00 <MiaOneness> Oh thats a shame.. feel like you been robbed
01:00 <TheRon> my knees are up on blocks at the moment, bit sore
01:00 <MiaOneness> how old are you?
01:00 <TheRon> 38
01:00 <MiaOneness> ah youre not that old. I always say that. but consider myself old. Duh!
02:00 <couleurs> : P
02:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I'm 40 old fart lol
02:00 <MiaOneness> 40s old Spanish[Mobile] lol
02:00 <TheRon> you're only as old as the woman you're feeling
02:00 <MiaOneness> I think 29 is prolly the best age
02:00 <partay> Spanish[Mobile] you're only as old as the chick your feeling
02:00 <MiaOneness> lol partay
02:00 <partay> TheRon snap
03:00 <couleurs> props doe
03:00 <spanish> Yo
03:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Yes 40 but I'm look young lol
03:00 <TheRon> nobody picks my age
03:00 <partay> Spanish[Mobile] yep you look at least 39
04:00 <^bozojim> welcome back amelia
04:00 <spanish> Hey ^bozojim
04:00 <^bozojim> hi spanish
04:00 <amelia> thank ye jimbo
04:00 <spanish> What's going on
04:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
04:00 <MiaOneness> You sound older on here TheRon
04:00 <TheRon> i know i'm old, i don't listen to the radio that the kids are listening to
04:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Ppl think few years aha i was 28
04:00 <MiaOneness> O thought maybe you were 45s
04:00 <MiaOneness> which reminds me of a Chromeo song.. is it that time??? I think so
04:00 <amelia> he looks 50+
04:00 <partay> TheRon just has good taste in music
04:00 <TheRon> MiaOneness: i play lawn bowls
05:00 <^bozojim> not a lot here
05:00 <MiaOneness> haha, Ive done that too
05:00 <TheRon> seriously
05:00 <MiaOneness> where abouts? In Brunswick?
05:00 <MiaOneness> the old Italian place?
05:00 <MiaOneness> I went there once for a 50th
05:00 <TheRon> ballarat
05:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY5lgaeki38
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chromeo - Old 45's (May 12, 2014) Length: 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,052,710 views views - likes (97.7%), 100 dislikes (2.3%)
05:00 <MiaOneness> oh yuore far from melbourne
05:00 <TheRon> 1 hr away
06:00 <couleurs> yea just picken n flicken
06:00 <MiaOneness> hows ballarat going.. do you go to sovreign hill?
06:00 <TheRon> i did for the first time in years sept holidays
06:00 <Raichu> simba: Sup faggot?
06:00 <MiaOneness> what did you think of it? i think working there would be awesome
06:00 <MiaOneness> dress up everyday.. ah, love it
06:00 <MiaOneness> what a job
07:00 <spanish> I'm slaying poatos lol
07:00 <MiaOneness> I like strange and innocent jobs
07:00 <TheRon> in costume all the time, i hat dressing up
07:00 <Raichu> Hi MiaOneness
07:00 <Raichu> How r u
07:00 <TheRon> most are volunteers
07:00 <MiaOneness> i hate it, but for work, youre already uncomfortbale
07:00 <MiaOneness> really? they dont get paid?
07:00 <MiaOneness> hello Raichu
07:00 <TheRon> if you volunteer you get in for free
07:00 <MiaOneness> are you a jeans guy, or tracksuit, TheRon?
07:00 <Raichu> [21:06:44] <MiaOneness> i hate it, but for work, youre already uncomfortbale
07:00 <Raichu> [21:06:49] <MiaOneness> really? they dont get paid?
08:00 <MiaOneness> You only need to go once, to get the jist
08:00 <TheRon> i'm a shorts guy
08:00 <Raichu> Welcome to Communist Australia
08:00 <TheRon> i wear jeans for like 3 months a year
08:00 <TheRon> to me shorts are trakkie daks
09:00 <spanish> :)
09:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAA
09:00 <MiaOneness> ah fair enough, do you visit melbourne often, or you stay there?
09:00 <TheRon> 3 times for the footy
09:00 <MiaOneness> who do you support?
09:00 <TheRon> cats
09:00 <couleurs> you should go to Mad Moose TheRon 
09:00 <MiaOneness> ah! not another one
09:00 <MiaOneness> Nah
09:00 <MiaOneness> U going to the Mad Moose couleurs... youll thank me.. LOLLOLOL
10:00 <spanish> What you up my friend
10:00 <couleurs> Yass Gerl, Slay.
10:00 <couleurs> -- TheRon on Instagram 
10:00 <Raichu> Hi Agent
10:00 <TheRon> i should goto the peppermint rhino
10:00 <Raichu> Mia iss heree
10:00 <MiaOneness> Im sick of couleurs not taking the Mad Moose seriously.. Respect to the genius pizzas there
10:00 <Agent> Yes Raichu, Hi and I Can See That :P
10:00 <Raichu> lollllllllllllll
10:00 <MiaOneness> Hi Agent Babe :D
10:00 <Raichu> LOL
10:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> What team u fellow
10:00 <MiaOneness> Dees
10:00 <Agent> Hello Mia, my brightest light
10:00 <TheRon> i like me traditional pizzas
10:00 <Raichu> MiaOneness: Are you drunk
10:00 <MiaOneness> LOL... thats FUNNY
10:00 <Raichu> ?
10:00 <Agent> :P
11:00 <TheRon> i like mexican or americana
11:00 <MiaOneness> Nah...havent had alchol since Sat
11:00 <TheRon> something with a kick
11:00 <Raichu> TheRon: Racist
11:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I like pineapple on my pizza
11:00 <Agent> Yuk yuk yuk
11:00 <TheRon> ?
11:00 <Agent> Pineapple not good
11:00 <MiaOneness> Pineapple is nice.. but Spanish[Mobile] would you give Mad Moose the thumbs up by going there
11:00 <MiaOneness> and take a photo of it.. its superb
11:00 <MiaOneness> let me find the ingredients
11:00 <TheRon> i hate bbq sauce
12:00 <MiaOneness> its like a Vietnamese pork roll pizza.. but with different ingredients LOL.. the zang to it
12:00 <Raichu> MiaOneness: Do you enjoy the outcome of pineapple?
12:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> I luv BBQ sauce on my pizza to
12:00 <partay> Agent pineapple is good and a must on any pizza
12:00 <partay> Raichu are you referring to drinking pineapple juice to sweeten your jizz ?
12:00 <Agent> No
12:00 <Agent> It's horrible
12:00 <Agent> Yukyukyukyuk
12:00 <TheRon> anchovies rule
13:00 <partay> no anchovies either
13:00 <couleurs> amelia: did i tell u about the $260 pineapple on me pizza
13:00 <Raichu> Am I?
13:00 <amelia> did u get pizza after ur parkour training cereals
13:00 <MiaOneness> Size/Options
13:00 <MiaOneness> Large ($26.50) Medium ($21.50) Small - Gluten Free Base ($14.50) Small ($14.50) Lemon Sauce, cheese, spanish onion, green capsicum, crispy chicken, topped with spring onions and lemon zest
13:00 <MiaOneness> I use to order them from the Rifle Hotel
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Queefing
14:00 <spanish> Tozza
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Come over the desk and pass me $2 spanish
14:00 <poro> hi peeps
14:00 <MiaOneness> they did delivery to that place
14:00 <MiaOneness> couleurs you been to the Rifle Club Hotel?
14:00 <couleurs> no i only stay @ the hilton
14:00 <couleurs> So Hot.
15:00 <spanish> I will when I'm finished poato slaying
15:00 <^bozojim> aww
15:00 <^bozojim> I am getting some potato flour tomorrow
15:00 <partay> what are abbs ?
16:00 <slinky_J> you do parkour couleurs?
16:00 <Raichu> MiaOneness: Are you ineterested in Agent still
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> PONG
16:00 <Raichu> Given recent events?
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> [[[[[pong]]]]]
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What recent events
17:00 <Agent> PERFECT FLAWLESS VICTORY OUTSTANDING
17:00 <Agent> FINISH HIM
17:00 <Agent> Lol
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dis i miss juicy goss
17:00 <Raichu> [[[[pong]]]] is a fagoot
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pong is awesome
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Raichu
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What events
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Please share
17:00 <partay> tozza have you drunk Spanish's beers yet
17:00 <couleurs> abbs is what u get when u FiFa
17:00 <Raichu> Mia's self exposure
17:00 <Raichu> lol i dunno
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Still at work
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What exposure
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im lost
18:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/V31JO81.gifv
18:00 <couleurs> me
18:00 <VENoM> `op
18:00 <Raichu> Her lack of interest in Agent
18:00 <Raichu> lols
18:00 <MiaOneness> I am interested in everyone, just not everyday
18:00 <partay> lol
19:00 <couleurs> `op
19:00 <VENoM> `deop
19:00 <couleurs> `mmmbop
19:00 <VENoM> `:)
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck off agent you mangina
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U smell of off pineapple
19:00 <Raichu> lollll
19:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Lol
19:00 <Raichu> dizzy as
20:00 <spanish> Post that pic tozza
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The one you made
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He seen it
20:00 <amelia> lollllll
20:00 <^bozojim> is that like the off sour smell coming from the sour dough mother i just fed
20:00 <spanish> Yes
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mia pm it to him
20:00 <Agent> Off pineapple lol
20:00 <Raichu> heheheheh
20:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Agent: is on date with ernine lol
20:00 <Agent> LOL
20:00 <Raichu> Don't cheat on earnie
20:00 <^Roshanda^> Ernie the dirty fucker i heard he and kermit got it on
20:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Nps5fMS7/IMG_6173.JPG
21:00 <lala> whats everyone up too
21:00 <Arbition> Evening denizens
21:00 <couleurs> noyb
21:00 <Agent> Eatin dinner while watching star trek :P
21:00 <lala> kool kool
21:00 <couleurs> who's lala and poro they look SuSSPiCoUs
21:00 <Bert> LOLOLOLOL
21:00 <Raichu> Giggity
22:00 <poro> <--- very suspicious
22:00 <lala> star trek and dinner is good
22:00 <couleurs> <--- bary pimplebouse
22:00 <poro> :)
22:00 <lala> where yous all from 10?11¿
22:00 <poro> NZ here
22:00 <Arbition> I come from the land down under
22:00 <slinky_J> If that's bert
22:00 <partay> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> I have a pic of ernie
22:00 <Raichu> Yourself?
22:00 <Raichu> lols
22:00 <slinky_J> ernie http://i66.tinypic.com/2emkbc4.jpg
22:00 <slinky_J> nope
23:00 <lala> land down under as in 4?6¿4?6¿
23:00 <lala> wheres that
23:00 <^bozojim> australia here
23:00 <Arbition> The Men at Work song
23:00 <Arbition> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
23:00 <lala> everyone from austalia
23:00 <lala> 6?12¿
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men At Work - Down Under (Feb 7, 2013) Length: 3:42 - Category: Music - 81,873,010 views views - 336,271 likes (97.3%), 9,307 dislikes (2.7%)
23:00 <^Roshanda^> some are from uranus and mars
23:00 <MiaOneness> i miss Tim-Sim
23:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Do you
23:00 <MiaOneness> LOL.. i just noticed hes not here.. :D
24:00 <lala> casue being a us server
24:00 <Arbition> The IRC server?
24:00 <lala> maybe ur from uranus
24:00 <lala> 15LauGhiN 15Out 15Louds
24:00 <couleurs> ^Roshanda^ u def from uranus babey ;)
24:00 <^Roshanda^> i aint your babey
24:00 <lala> eyy
24:00 <^Roshanda^> and 2 ifi was id make your life hard
24:00 <lala> u could be
24:00 <couleurs> LauGhiN Out Louds
24:00 <lala> just dont know it
24:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> lol
24:00 <MiaOneness> going for a dari.. brb
24:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> Cool
24:00 <partay> slinky_J who is that space cadet 
24:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish lol
24:00 <partay> oh
24:00 <Raichu> Tim-Sim is a faggot
24:00 <Bert> A Dari
24:00 <Bert> Wtf
24:00 <Bert> Do you mean a Dunny? :)
24:00 <Bert> Durry*
24:00 <Bert> LOL
25:00 <lala> ey if shes female
25:00 <lala> ur winning
25:00 <^Roshanda^> ey shes got a boyfriend he aint getting nothing from me
25:00 <lala> 4LauGhiN 4Out 4Louds
25:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> She's going for smoke
25:00 <Agent> Yes
25:00 <Agent> A durry
25:00 <Raichu> `ban bert Faggot
25:00 <Agent> Missed, cunt
26:00 <lala> well if shes got a 15BoY15FriEnD u got nothing too worry about
26:00 <couleurs> Wow. Mean :(
26:00 <lala> thats not mean
26:00 <^Roshanda^> actually better go see if he found me a replacement phone brb
26:00 <lala> im just saying hes sweet
26:00 <Arbition> Replacement phone? Run both at once
26:00 <couleurs> slinky_J: yes i parker
27:00 <Arbition> tinder or grinder from both phones
27:00 <lala> are yous on mobile on this >11?10¿
27:00 <Arbition> not me
27:00 <Arbition> My hands are made for a keyboard, not a piece of glass
27:00 <lala> 4Be 4RitE 4BaCk
27:00 <Skirmish> mirc for lyf
28:00 <lala> its irc man
28:00 <amelia> <^Roshanda^> https://youtu.be/Tn-qE-h7s84
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby (Jan 22, 2008) Length: 3:51 - Category: Music - 3,632,703 views views - 19,123 likes (97.3%), 530 dislikes (2.7%)
28:00 <spanish> I remember that song amelia  lol
28:00 <amelia> lollll
28:00 <slinky_J> how long 4?
28:00 <Agent> http://imgur.com/a/G8ocj
28:00 <Agent> Lol
28:00 <slinky_J> rat is watchin Personalhopper
28:00 <slinky_J> aww
29:00 <steven> hahahahaahahahaahahahah Arbition
29:00 <sluggz> Cunt of a song
29:00 <spanish> hehe
29:00 <Arbition> steven: Need a glass of water?
29:00 <couleurs> lmao
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish where r u
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Waiting
29:00 <slinky_J> you wore those shows with that outfit..
29:00 <slinky_J> are you retarded
29:00 <Agent> LOL
29:00 <MiaOneness> who wants to have a voice conversation with me
30:00 <Agent> Did you just learn how to use Skype or something lol
30:00 <MiaOneness> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> 80's called Die Hard wants his outfit back
30:00 <MiaOneness> i havent had one before.. maybe like 1..
30:00 <MiaOneness> but that was in Greek
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How does it feel
31:00 <MiaOneness> and I was trying not to use Aussie lingo in my convo.. actually I pass
31:00 <MiaOneness> I cant be bothered chatting now
31:00 <MiaOneness> now.. now that you messaged me Agent.. we all good
31:00 <MiaOneness> :D rofl
31:00 <Agent> Lolol
31:00 <MiaOneness> Agent.. can you send me a Valentines card, and just use poerty in it
32:00 <MiaOneness> Call me boundless love and all that stuff, I love it
32:00 <MiaOneness> send me a letter
32:00 <Agent> Ok... in 10 months when it's Valentine's Day
32:00 <MiaOneness> a physical one
32:00 <MiaOneness> Nah
32:00 <MiaOneness> I want you to type me a poem and send it to me
32:00 <Agent> What, you wanna me physical pen pals now
32:00 <MiaOneness> Just make it up
32:00 <MiaOneness> why not
32:00 <MiaOneness> lol
32:00 <partay> Agent just google one like you normally do
32:00 <Agent> Lol
32:00 <MiaOneness> I got nothing better to do
32:00 <MiaOneness> LOL partay
32:00 <MiaOneness> laughed out loud with that one
33:00 <couleurs> cool Asics dude, they really go well with your outfit 
33:00 <Agent> Partay :( Don't tell the women our menfolk secrets :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh great Melbourne is mia agent heavy at the moment
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill be back later
33:00 <Agent> wtf
33:00 <Agent> That sentence doesn't make sense
33:00 <MiaOneness> Gawd! yeah it did.. means we not allowed to speak
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
33:00 <Agent> Oh wait I get it
33:00 <Agent> i will write you a poem right now Mia
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> gawd juat a joke
34:00 <^Roshanda^> um no arbition
34:00 <Arbition> ???
34:00 <^Roshanda^> i dropped mine a few times and the touch screens dyiing
34:00 <^Roshanda^> so im looking for another
34:00 <Arbition> oh
34:00 <Arbition> right I see
34:00 <^Roshanda^> he replaced the last screen coz it cracked
34:00 <MiaOneness> Excellent Agent, make it good
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Send it pm please
34:00 <Agent> HAIKU ARE EASY
34:00 <Agent> BUT SOMETIMES THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE
34:00 <Agent> REGRIGERATOR
34:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Noce google
34:00 <MiaOneness> I love it
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg
34:00 <Agent> 5 7 5 "{
34:00 <Agent> :P
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> gay
34:00 <MiaOneness> Wish Tim Sim was here
34:00 <slinky_J> why
35:00 <^Roshanda^> since then the whole phone just freezes and touch screen doesnt work
35:00 <^Roshanda^> i have to reboot it to use it
35:00 <Arbition> Only time I ever cracked my screen was when it was on my bike and my handlebars hit ground
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Arbition so much for that trip to pyongyang now aye
35:00 <Arbition> tozza[Mobile]: Oh yeah, I was thinking that
35:00 <^Roshanda^> i dropped it again tonight and now its got another crack
35:00 <couleurs> ^Roshanda^: get wit me n u can have my old iPhone 4S babey
35:00 <Arbition> Things getting a tad tense
35:00 <MiaOneness> i have a crush on him :D
35:00 <steven> poor mans shoe!
35:00 <couleurs> Wish Ottis was here
35:00 <MiaOneness> only kidding
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aVHLL5egRY
35:00 <Raichu> `ban tozza[Mobile] lols
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hootie And The Blowfish - Let Her Cry (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 23,237,991 views views - 123,853 likes (95.2%), 6,215 dislikes (4.8%)
35:00 <MiaOneness> Ottis and the carrot cake in Monkey Island
35:00 <MiaOneness> got to go to the mansion first, its in the file
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How is that funny raichu
35:00 <MiaOneness> Do you have a gun Agent?
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> im failing to see the funny boi
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have 4
35:00 <Raichu> wot
35:00 <Agent> Several
36:00 <^Roshanda^> dont need to use tinder been with boyfriend for 10 years
36:00 <^Roshanda^> why would i want to pick up off the net
36:00 <^Roshanda^> its lame
36:00 <Arbition> I thought, maybe tozza is still game despite that :P
36:00 <Arbition> My friend has two phones and two grinder accounts, one for each
36:00 <^Roshanda^> nah im not that despo to get laid
36:00 <^Roshanda^> i got someone
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 9:35 PM <Raichu> `ban tozza[Mobile] lols
36:00 <MiaOneness> Youre a dangerous man, put some money in my pocket LOL
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dafaq u on cunt
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who dosent have guns these days
36:00 <^Roshanda^> hes runk
36:00 <MiaOneness> Do you tozza?
36:00 <^Roshanda^> drunk
36:00 <Raichu> Leave my drunk arse alone kthx
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> but agent prob has hand guns which i sadly do not
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i said i have 4
36:00 <slinky_J> why woud you want to own a gun Agent?
36:00 <^Roshanda^> ill smack that drunk butt
36:00 <Agent> I have handguns, pistols. I don't have any rifles.
36:00 <MiaOneness> Oh i didnt see that
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cat a + b
36:00 <slinky_J> one thing to go to the gun range
37:00 <^Roshanda^> i only use phone or tablet if im not home
37:00 <^Roshanda^> rest of the time i use it as a phone only
37:00 <MiaOneness> Im not meeting people who own guns
37:00 <TheRon> drunken bot bot?
37:00 <TheRon> he might like that
37:00 <MiaOneness> boycott that idea
37:00 <slinky_J> where do you lieve, in the country?
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
37:00 <slinky_J> Agent.
37:00 <Agent> No, I live in the suburbs, a half hour out from the CBD of Sydney.
37:00 <slinky_J> jeepers
37:00 <slinky_J> why guns?
38:00 <\r> i had a beer today
38:00 <\r> it felt good to drink it.
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah not with whats going on arb lol
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Prob detain and punish us for propaganda
38:00 <slinky_J> protection or collector or both?
38:00 <Agent> Slinky, I used to be a police officer. Firearms training for rank and file cops is not very good, and I wanted to train and practice in case I ever needed to use my weapon. I bought a gun identical to my service pistol and joined a pistol club for that purpose.
38:00 <Agent> It grew into a hobby.
38:00 <TheRon> look what you've done, your mum's upset!
39:00 <\r> tozza voice?
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Romeo your a pest lol
39:00 <\r> haha
39:00 <\r> aww
39:00 <couleurs> ^Roshanda^: what kinda sexy websites do u visit on ur tablet babey
39:00 <^Roshanda^> stop calling me babey wanker
39:00 <^Roshanda^> and i dont use it often
39:00 <slinky_J> nice nice
39:00 <MiaOneness> Agent is by the book!
39:00 <slinky_J> why did you quit the force?
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Here
40:00 <Arbition> Would you consent to my identity calling you baby?
40:00 <couleurs> Fine.
40:00 <amelia> LOLLLLL
40:00 <\r>  :)
40:00 <\r> awesome
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have cat a n b liscence im also by the book
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But who cares right
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish just came over to give me $2
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wat a sweetheart he is
41:00 <amelia> spanish is a good fwand
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He should have gone to the vending machine for me aswell
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lazyyy
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My nick is tozza
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :p
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb lala
42:00 <lala> yes yes
42:00 <lala> howdy
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> send me drprescription
42:00 <lala> how your on mobile
42:00 <lala> u need a pc
42:00 <Agent> Sort of
42:00 <Agent> I don't know how Victorian firearms licenses work
42:00 <Agent> In NSW I have what we call a category H licence
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Better than nsw
42:00 <Agent> Which allows all semiautomatic rifles, shotguns and handguns, but not full auto gear
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nsw arent allowed shit
43:00 <Arbition> You need a PC that doubles as a heater just to run IRC
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lala ill
43:00 <lala> isnt you able to download dr script from internet 6?12¿
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Use it for my tozza account which is on pc
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah cant find it
43:00 <Arbition> can't find your PC?
43:00 <\> i ate some corn chips for dinner
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I pmd you
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Any that looks threatening is perhibites
43:00 <Agent> Full auto gear is only for active police and military personnel in NSW
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like that ruger precision i showed ya
43:00 <Agent> It completely overlooks the fact that it takes only a very minor alteration to the firing mechanism to turn a semiautomatic weapon into full auto
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Auto or semi here is for pest control or if your a cattle farmer
43:00 <slinky_J> tozza[Mobile]
43:00 <slinky_J> i am bout to blow ur mind
43:00 <slinky_J> ready?
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dr script
44:00 <lala> how come i cant pm u
44:00 <Arbition> Is there a +R involved?
44:00 <lala> whats that 4?12¿
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U got a reg nick?
44:00 <slinky_J> http://au.ign.com/articles/2017/04/19/nintendo-will-reportedly-release-snes-classic-edition-this-year
44:00 <slinky_J> DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thas cool but resellers are assholes
45:00 <lala> nah its not
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That would be why
45:00 <lala> i will send it too ya
45:00 <couleurs> did u c they stopped making the nes 1 i was gonna sell it but now i gonna keep it and then sell it 4 a million dollars
45:00 <slinky_J> yeah
45:00 <slinky_J> resellers are CWORDS
45:00 <Raichu> lol @ 4 MLL
45:00 <slinky_J> they ruined my chances of gettin the nes one
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They are rubbish but the input lag makes em unplayable
46:00 <lala> cant dr script be dowloaded
46:00 <Raichu> mILL*]
46:00 <slinky_J> i didnt hear about it till it was too late
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant play games on mine i notice the input lag
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mario is basically fucked because of it
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Press a then it jump a second latwr
46:00 <slinky_J> i have an original nes in my main bedroom
46:00 <slinky_J> but only 5 games
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What games
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Someone in here was gonna send me a megadrive stick
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I forgot who that was
47:00 <slinky_J> flinstones rescue dino and hoppy, battletoads, hook
47:00 <slinky_J> um
47:00 <slinky_J> anticipation
47:00 <slinky_J> mario and duckhunt, I think that's it
47:00 <Raichu> tozza: Get a real console lols
47:00 <slinky_J> mastersystem 2 at mums but only in-built alex the kid and sonic 2
47:00 <slinky_J> i think 2
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Raichu i have 26 consoles
48:00 <slinky_J> got nba live 95 for megadrive, won that in a comp as a kid :P
48:00 <slinky_J> wb Kelevra
48:00 <Raichu> Name them?
48:00 <slinky_J> if you have every gameboy thats like a thousand consoles
48:00 <Nice1> hi Kelevra
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/AGcoch5.jpg
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Have another 5 coming
49:00 <Raichu> Hi Kelevra
49:00 <partay> tozza that is the best man cave
49:00 <Raichu> How r u
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill name them when i get home im still at work
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have alot out on mod and repair at the moment
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :(
50:00 <Agent> Tozza I don't have pictures of my guns :(
50:00 <partay> Agent you wanna see my guns
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My 64 my ms2 my jap megadrive 1 my orange gamecube and my famicom twin system all out of action
50:00 <Agent> Partay put your ankles away
51:00 <TheRon> the living end - who's gonna save us
51:00 <slinky_J> omg
51:00 <slinky_J> KRISTEN STEWART IS NAKED
51:00 <slinky_J> well topless
51:00 <slinky_J> ommmmgggg
51:00 <slinky_J> mmmmm
51:00 <partay> post link
51:00 <TheRon> she does that
51:00 <TheRon> bit of a surfboard
51:00 <slinky_J> average titties tho
52:00 <slinky_J> beautiful woman but
52:00 <Agent> Tozza I have a Glock 22 in .40 Cal, a Ruger Mark 3 Target in .22, Sig1911 Scorpion in .45, Kel-Tec PMR-30 in .224, Kel-Tec PLR-16 in 5.56 Nato (piece of shit, never works), a Colt Python 80s in .38 and a Ruger GP100 in .44 Special
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 22lr or mag
52:00 <Agent> LR
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Python 80 is nice
52:00 <slinky_J> why in the hell would you own a glock
53:00 <slinky_J> in suburbia australia?
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is ya 45 long colt?
53:00 <Agent> Slinky, that was the first one I ever bought. It's the model of firearm NSW police are issued.
53:00 <Agent> I originally started with guns to get personal training with that gun, specifically.
53:00 <slinky_J> I feel that people should have to leave their guns at gun clubs
53:00 <slinky_J> or at least bullets
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pistols first year u have to
53:00 <slinky_J> bullets yeah
53:00 <Agent> Yeah smae in NSW
53:00 <slinky_J> guns look nice on display at home
53:00 <Agent> I think it's 6 months here though
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah ammo locked separate to the guns
54:00 <Agent> I don't display them, Slinky
54:00 <Agent> I keep them in a 3 point concealed safe
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bolted safe at all times
54:00 <slinky_J> I spose we don't have many incidents of legal firearm use in aus ey
54:00 <Agent> Nobody who broke into my house would even find the safe, let alone be able to get at the guns inside
54:00 <slinky_J> for murder and the likes
54:00 <slinky_J> robbery
54:00 <partay> guns are good for road rage
54:00 <slinky_J> yeah that's smart then ey
55:00 <slinky_J> I only worry about criminals and emotional instability
55:00 <Agent> I gotta get rid of my PLR-16
56:00 <Agent> I never fire it anymore
56:00 <Agent> It doesn't fucking work anyway, they jam all the time
56:00 <slinky_J> where do you go to shoot
56:00 <slinky_J> do you go country to hunt at all?
56:00 <Agent> Nah, I have only ever killed one living thing with a gun
56:00 <slinky_J> That'd be interesting
56:00 <Agent> Besides, pistols are no good for huntin
56:00 <slinky_J> ah k
56:00 <Agent> And I don't have any rifles
56:00 <slinky_J> yeah
56:00 <slinky_J> ohhhh
56:00 <slinky_J> I thought about going to gun range in town for my bday last yr
56:00 <Agent> I've fired lots of rifles, but I don't own any
56:00 <slinky_J> but didnt
57:00 <slinky_J> cool
57:00 <Agent> I shoot almost exclusively at a local pistol range
57:00 <Agent> I don't go very often anymore, not since I quit the cops
57:00 <slinky_J> only ever fired a rifle once in K.I.
57:00 <Agent> I have to shoot every now and then to maintain my licence, which I want to keep because I want to keep my guns
57:00 <slinky_J> ow, were you a good shot then?
57:00 <Agent> Reasonable.
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent
57:00 <Agent> Some of my guns are revolvers and they are just not accurate
57:00 <slinky_J> I didn't think about that :P
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is your 45 long colt
58:00 <Agent> With the Glock though, the most accurate gun I have, it's fucking accurate
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haroeeee
00:00 <Agent> Tozza I fire .45 ACP carts from it
01:00 <spanish> agent its tozza
01:00 <spanish> ahh acp ok
01:00 <spanish> mine is long colt
01:00 <spanish> fucking expensive ammo
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Acp cheaper than long colt
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Smaller aswell
04:00 <Kelevra> Agent you're a bit of sexy hey
04:00 <Agent> It's fucking expensive ay
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I found cleaver sells 500 long colts for 400 bucks
04:00 <Agent> Kelevra, thanks baby girl :P
04:00 <Kelevra> oh wow Raichu is not pretending I don't exist
04:00 <Agent> That's... actually pretty good
05:00 <Kelevra> ns
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Normally tho
05:00 <Agent> I'm paying a bit over a dollar a round at my club
05:00 <Kelevra> so what's the haps
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> $90 for 50
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats a jib
05:00 <Agent> Oh, that's more expensive than I pay
05:00 <Agent> I'm paying like $1.15 or so a cart
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Compared to birdshot can get 250 for 80bicks
05:00 <Kelevra> Agent I like your pic in a suit
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> makes skeeting more fun and cheap lol
05:00 <Kelevra> boom boom bam town
05:00 <Agent> I have a couple, Kelevra, which one are you looking at lol
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The bert 1
06:00 <Kelevra> black one
06:00 <Agent> Tozza, I shoot paper targets most of the time, just to maintain my licence, but I compete in IPSC whenever an event coincides with my shoot
06:00 <Kelevra> your hands look weird in the pic
06:00 <Kelevra> guess you felt nervous
06:00 <Agent> Which one Kelevra
06:00 <Agent> There's like 6 pics of me in a suit out there :)
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I shoot steel gongs
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Can hit the 500mm target at 1600feet
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> but like 1 in 4 shots
07:00 <Kelevra> https://imgur.com/a/8Ex1K
07:00 <Agent> Fuck off
07:00 <Kelevra> pretty face
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I shake a little bit
07:00 <Agent> Oh wait you're shooting rifles aren't you
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh lol
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> not pistols man
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> .308
07:00 <Agent> Lol you're not hitting fuck all at 1600 feet with a handgun LOL
07:00 <Agent> Kelevra, I kinda like that pic
07:00 <Kelevra> my mum had a .308
07:00 <Agent> Cunts on this channel turned me into bert from that pic lololol
08:00 <Kelevra> Agent I do too
08:00 <slinky_J> why do you shake?
08:00 <Kelevra> wish you and I did the no pants dance
08:00 <slinky_J> shouldn't you be lying down to shoot 500ft targets?
08:00 <slinky_J> or can you shake lying down aswell?
08:00 <slinky_J> or are ya just epileptic :P
08:00 <partay> Agent you should grow your hair long at the back into a skullet
08:00 <Kelevra> josh stop nit picking
09:00 <Kelevra> ffs
09:00 <Kelevra> partay no, keep him okay
09:00 <Kelevra> I'd do him.
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah now i got a monopod so the gun is stable
09:00 <Agent> I can shoot a 15 round half-inch group at 50m with my Glock22
09:00 <slinky_J> nit picking?
09:00 <slinky_J> I'm not nit picking
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> havent been in aboit 2 months
09:00 <Agent> Which I think is pretty good :)
09:00 <Kelevra> stop it josh
09:00 <slinky_J> I'm interested in what he means by shaking
09:00 <slinky_J> stop what?
09:00 <Kelevra> I'll push you
10:00 <slinky_J> he's talking about shooting and I want to know why he said he shakes
10:00 <slinky_J> :P
10:00 <Agent> I don't shake
10:00 <Agent> Who are you talking to
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> barely shot my circuit judge revolver tho unsure the distances lol maybe 100m if im lucky
10:00 <slinky_J> tozza
10:00 <Kelevra> Agent is playing it cool
10:00 <Agent> Lol nobody's hitting shit with a handgun at 100m
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cause holding a heavy 308 with no stands is heavy
11:00 <slinky_J> [21:37] <+tozza[Mobile]> I shake a little bit
11:00 <slinky_J> ohhhh ok! ;P
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeah holding a heavy rifle
11:00 <slinky_J> yeah
11:00 <slinky_J> was confused
11:00 <Agent> Lol oh right
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Now got mono and bipod on it
11:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:00 <slinky_J> i win
11:00 <slinky_J> nice
11:00 <Agent> Oh LOL
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Take out north korean troops and protect my nes collection now
11:00 <Agent> I just saw the word revolver and the range 100m and I was like FUCK OFF
11:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah its a carbine tho agent
12:00 <Agent> Yeah I see now
12:00 <Agent> [22:09] <+Kelevra> Agent is playing it cool
12:00 <Agent> I'm pretty much immune to IRC :P
12:00 <partay> mythbusters proved that a glock was still lethal at 100m 
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/WJJKmuS.jpg
13:00 <Agent> Fucken hell Tozza, is that the rifle in th evid you send me?
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The first pic i aent you
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But now it pimped with all the parts
13:00 <Agent> Partay, oh it's still lethal, but hitting ANYTHING with a handgun beyond 50m even in a prone position, is nothing more than a crapshoot
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He one spanish is holding
14:00 <Agent> A 40 cal Smith and Wesson round fired from a Glock 22 from a prone position is going to travel 400m straight and level before you get any bullet drop
14:00 <Agent> That'll kill anything it hits
14:00 <Agent> But it's not accurate for fuck
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The 45 recolver is in the pic i just showed i dont got any vids on that on here
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> On my note 4 i do
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I do rapids lol
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Everyone at the range stares
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im like go back to your piss ant 22 fest
15:00 <Agent> I shoot 22 all the time
15:00 <Agent> I hate it
15:00 <Agent> But it's cheap
15:00 <Agent> 10 cents a round lol
16:00 <Agent> I'm not a fan of rimfire ammo at all, it fucks with accuracy
16:00 <Agent> And I'm shooting paper targets for tight groupings, so the little things matter to me
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sounds like constand mis fires
17:00 <Agent> Rimfire misfires on me all the time
17:00 <Agent> And my fucking plr16, which I'm firing 5.56 nato
17:00 <Agent> That fucken thing never even works
18:00 <slinky_J> wowsers that revolver is tops
18:00 <slinky_J> we got guns like that in BF1 LOOOLLLL
18:00 <slinky_J> im so good
18:00 <Agent> LOL at that first new vid Tozza
18:00 <Agent> What the fuck ammo are you firing in that
18:00 <Agent> That's the most unsatisfying pop ever lol
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Which vid the rifle or the shotgun
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> .308 with muzzle break
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Brake
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sound better irl
19:00 <Agent> YOU MISSED MATE
19:00 <Agent> LOLLLLL
19:00 <Agent> I can't even see a brake on that thing
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh they are the 12g adlers
19:00 <Agent> I'm watching it in smallmode though
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thought u meant the rifle
20:00 <Agent> Nahnah the sluggun
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its a 12g adler a110
20:00 <Agent> Who puts a brake on a shotgun
20:00 <Agent> Lol
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They exist
20:00 <Agent> I know
20:00 <Agent> But the only good reason I can think of to brake a shotgun is for urban combat to prevent wall penetration
21:00 <Agent> That very first vid you sent me, the bolt action receiver, what gun is that
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/4Hut13R.jpg
22:00 <Kelevra> one of the nicks I used was Accuracy
22:00 <Kelevra> and I'm pretty much that.
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its a .308 RPR
22:00 <Agent> Lol how accurate are you with that thing sitting without a stand
22:00 <Kelevra> partay btw wrong timing
22:00 <Kelevra> Agent I have a great stance
22:00 <Agent> Looks heavy
23:00 <Agent> Oh I see you're bracing on the bench
23:00 <Agent> The first couple of times I watched it I didn't notice that, I thought you were firing from a sitting position, fully shoulder mounted
23:00 <Kelevra> my partner just cracked the absolute shit @ me
24:00 <Kelevra> can't sleep in bed tonight with him
24:00 <Agent> What'd you do K
24:00 <Agent> Did you bite?
24:00 <Kelevra> sucksville.org
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah man that was the first day of owning it
24:00 <Agent> Gotta keep the teeth away man :(
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Now another 4k has been spent on it lol
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Scope bipod monopod
24:00 <Agent> 4k
24:00 <Agent> Must be a sweet build
24:00 <Kelevra> nah he read my pm between partay and myself
24:00 <Agent> Lol K
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeh 3k scope
24:00 <Agent> Are you cybering
24:00 <Kelevra> sad times
24:00 <Agent> If not why not
25:00 <Spanish[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/4kr8pcW0/1492604712.JPG
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nightforce scope
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have a burris laser scope aswell but dsent suit that gun
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Has built it range finder in it
27:00 <Agent> That stuff is porn
28:00 <Agent> Spanish
28:00 <Agent> Is that a fucking MAC
28:00 <Agent> You're fired
28:00 <Agent> Get out
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its the work computers
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We use them for file maker
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wheres the chips spanish
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dirty cunts
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> O wanted to try them
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish wheres my money
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent ill find the 45 revolver video later
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U will love that gun
31:00 <Agent> I don't shoot my 1911 much, it's too expensive
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Love 1911s
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice weight
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Them chips were nice
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Comfirmed
33:00 <Kelevra> fuck shits hard
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Better then wet ones
33:00 <Kelevra> he's cracked it
33:00 <Kelevra> cause of b1rd
34:00 <Kelevra> b1rd called john then my partner got involved
34:00 <Kelevra> now he thinks I don't like him
34:00 <Agent> Lololol
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> how did b1rd get your number
34:00 <Kelevra> you guys think women are difficult
34:00 <Agent> Women are impossible
34:00 <Kelevra> you males are rqually difficult
35:00 <Kelevra> equally*
35:00 <Agent> Meh
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How did he get the numberrrr
35:00 <Kelevra> b1rd got johns number somehow
35:00 <Kelevra> so john started on me
35:00 <Kelevra> then my current partner started on john and bam
35:00 <Kelevra> bitch fight
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He is the ex ofcourse there gonna be bad blood
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It didnt end well for you guys
36:00 <Kelevra> wheres amelia when I need her
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id wanna jaw stomp him to
36:00 <Agent> Man
36:00 <Agent> Can't people just move on
36:00 <Kelevra> yeah but why not let him go be in the past
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cause he hurt you
37:00 <Kelevra> my current life doesn't scar me
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And i dono its a man thing
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah but fuck
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Boys club
37:00 <Agent> People spend too much time looking back into the past. Move forward. Live isn't meant to be lived in reverse.
37:00 <Kelevra> if I feel like I'm not hurt how can others
37:00 <Agent> Life*
37:00 <Arbition> lol, the only reason men are ever difficult is when they're fighting over women.
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Or when b1rd has taken a cocktail of drugs
37:00 <Arbition> Otherwise they're pack hunters
38:00 <Kelevra> I think I love my current partner, it's scary
38:00 <Arbition> cooperation is key
38:00 <Kelevra> more than john's hands
38:00 <Agent> Relationships aren't complicated
38:00 <Agent> Communication is the answer
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Guns are the answer
38:00 <Kelevra> I thought he was pissed off cause I said Agent was good looking
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lots and lots of ammo
39:00 <Agent> Agent lives 1100km away, K
39:00 <Agent> What's he mad about
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh if my gf said that we would be done
39:00 <Kelevra> john and partay
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But she would never say that
39:00 <Arbition> jealousy is not envy
39:00 <Arbition> classic jealousy
39:00 <Kelevra> I can't be with a jealous person
40:00 <Arbition> so that's why it is scary that you might love him?
40:00 <Kelevra> he's caring, loyal, nice and kind, thoughtful
40:00 <Kelevra> I'm not all that
41:00 <Kelevra> I'm used to being boss and saying gtfo of my bed and piss off out the front door
41:00 <Arbition> But do you think you could form an alliance?
41:00 <Arbition> a partnership
41:00 <Arbition> in the business of life
41:00 <Kelevra> hard question
42:00 <Kelevra> I don't believe in that shit
42:00 <Agent> Well I come from an open relationship so I'm used to the whole Trust thing
42:00 <Agent> Jealousy has no place there
42:00 <Arbition> My reading suggests that when the initial attraction and infatuation is gone, that's what is left
42:00 <Kelevra> yeah he farts in my presence
42:00 <Arbition> otherwise there are no ties
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I love farts
43:00 <Kelevra> I guess I'm just not affectionate
43:00 <Agent> Yeh we can't be together, K
43:00 <Agent> I'm sorry
43:00 <Kelevra> always thought I .was a lover not a fighter but tonight I've proved I'm a royal cunt
43:00 <Agent> I'm super affectionate
43:00 <Agent> Tozza loves farts
44:00 <Agent> That's something, I guess
44:00 <Kelevra> hatesville.org
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Donald trump has some nerve dont he
44:00 <Arbition> lol
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/DlcgV2a.jpg
44:00 <Kelevra> who cares
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not the user
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The actual president
45:00 <Kelevra> Agent tell me about your open relationship
45:00 <Arbition> Yeah he basically plays the same game as the DPRK
45:00 <Kelevra> whats the dealio
45:00 <Agent> What would you like to know
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah who cares
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :p
45:00 <Kelevra> everything
45:00 <Agent> Tozza you're a weird cunt
45:00 <Agent> You like to promote chat in the channel
45:00 <Agent> But when someone asks me something personal
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She said it
45:00 <Agent> You're like NO STFU
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So i said it
45:00 <Agent> lolol
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not at you man
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jeez
46:00 <Agent> Every fucken time lol
46:00 <Agent> I don't care, I mean to ignore you anyway :P
46:00 <Agent> It's just funny
46:00 <Agent> lolol
46:00 <Kelevra> kissing is going to happen
46:00 <Agent> It's a pretty general question K
46:00 <Kelevra> thom and Agent
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> but i said it to Kelevra :(
46:00 <Kelevra> lead the floor
46:00 <Agent> Tozza lol I see that now, but it was tsill funny
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im a lil hurt
47:00 <Kelevra> so what's the deal
47:00 <Kelevra> you're swingers
47:00 <Agent> Well kinda
47:00 <Kelevra> or you go your own way?
47:00 <Agent> There were rules
47:00 <Agent> Own way, mostly
47:00 <Agent> We had an I Don't Want To Know rule
47:00 <Kelevra> were?
47:00 <Agent> Were, yes
47:00 <Agent> I'm single right now
47:00 <Agent> My last relationship was an open one
47:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
48:00 <Kelevra> so new age
48:00 <Agent> It was a trust thing
48:00 <Agent> As long as you come home to me every night, what you do in the meantime isn't a threat
48:00 <Kelevra> wow
48:00 <Agent> That was the basic tenet
48:00 <amelia> lolllllll
48:00 <Kelevra> easy going gal it seems
49:00 <Agent> Yeah she was, mostly
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> amelia mee mee bum bumz
49:00 <amelia> because she prob got all the dick
49:00 <Kelevra> I'd fkn murder my sexual being if he fkd anyone else
49:00 <amelia> knowing full well Agent wouldn't get much
49:00 <Agent> Hehe
49:00 <Agent> It's not for everyone
49:00 <Kelevra> amelia he's not bad on the eye
49:00 <Kelevra> too old for you
49:00 <amelia> i don't even mean his looks
49:00 <Agent> K, don't worry about Amelia. Nobody likes her much.
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tootoobooboo
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I love her
50:00 <Agent> She just talks shit. There's not much merit or basis for the things she says
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> so incorrect
50:00 <Agent> Well, Tozza, each to their own.
50:00 <amelia> I don't find him physically attractive at all, but even just the fact women get it easier
50:00 <Agent> I don't like her, so I just don't listen to her. If you like her, that's a matter for yourself :)
50:00 <amelia> and Agent i think the other night where u got smashed proved people dislike u
50:00 <Agent> Ok, amelia.
50:00 <Agent> Whatever you say.
50:00 <Agent> No salsa today.
50:00 <amelia> go storm out the chan again
51:00 <amelia> lolllll
51:00 <Agent> Think I'll just put you on ignore and be done with it. Have a nice night.
51:00 <amelia> iF u GuYZ DoNT WaNT Me THeN FINE!
51:00 <amelia> c u fag
52:00 <Arbition> I like the question, does dying alone scare you? Funny how a cheap pop song can ask this very question.
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And if stay there will be double
53:00 <Kelevra> Agent be gentle ffs
53:00 <Agent> K?
53:00 <Agent> What
53:00 <Kelevra> I peed a circle around amelia
53:00 <Agent> That's ok
53:00 <Kelevra> she's 'safe' in theory
53:00 <Agent> Lol
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> amelia and i build forts but
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We have nerd guns
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nerf
54:00 <amelia> I'd snap his neck its ok
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I peed around the fort
54:00 <Kelevra> dob me into the jack ffs
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> no u didnt
54:00 <amelia> i am safe in the triangle fort
54:00 <Kelevra> winners can't be choosers
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We water bombed you
54:00 <steven> Kelevra you should give us another eyebrow picture
54:00 <Kelevra> or whatever the saying is
54:00 <Arbition> beggars can't be choosers
54:00 <Kelevra> steven do you want which one?
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beggers choose to beg so begger can be choosers :p
55:00 <steven> any
55:00 <Kelevra> I can gie you one which makes me look like I have a dick
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh my god
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
55:00 <steven> yeah okay
55:00 <Agent> Is a KPC some sort of protective field? :)
55:00 <Agent> A KPC, get it? :)
55:00 <amelia> can i see the dick one
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh but
55:00 <amelia> lolll
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No
55:00 <Agent> A Kelevra Pee Circle
55:00 <amelia> the one that makes u look like u have a DiCK
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I got it
56:00 <amelia> lolllllll t
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> TEEEEEEEE
58:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10934012_10152531667227143_1915370762663285942_n.jpg?oh=c2e012aefbec9604214e4589b9c5934d&oe=594E9B99
58:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/380460_10150458982507143_1109896655_n.jpg?oh=56a0c0e9e91148800719b3b7e7268b7e&oe=598B0817
58:00 <Kelevra> penis pic^
58:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
58:00 <lala> not in melbourne man
59:00 <slinky_J> i remember that pic :P
59:00 <amelia> when are those pics from
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dem pics old
59:00 <lala> its spose too be a nice chan
59:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/296148_10151396114462143_300124291_n.jpg?oh=130132bd50ee6daf8b51a32ff75772dd&oe=59985837
59:00 <steven> u look good from far
59:00 <Kelevra> eyebrows
59:00 <lala> 15LauGhiN 15Out 15Loud
59:00 <amelia> young n fresh faced
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  Like tozza
59:00 <amelia> nice pics
59:00 <slinky_J> wheres that pub pic?
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ireland
00:00 <Kelevra> brisbane
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Su susudio
00:00 <slinky_J> oh k
00:00 <lala> whats everyone up too anyways
01:00 <slinky_J> watching Personal Shopper
01:00 <slinky_J> good movie so far
01:00 <lala> personal shopper
01:00 <lala> its a movie 4?6¿
01:00 <Kelevra> listening to music
01:00 <couleurs> woww u was really a Bass`Babe..... wish we met 10 years ago!!!!!!
02:00 <amelia> lolllll
02:00 <slinky_J> kristen stewart movie
02:00 <lala> whats a bass babe4?6¿
02:00 <slinky_J> supernatural movie
02:00 <Kelevra> couleurs you didn't do drugs
02:00 <Kelevra> and if you did, you didn't enough
02:00 <couleurs> HeHe
03:00 <Kelevra> yes
03:00 <Kelevra> kekeke..
03:00 <Kelevra> so boring.
03:00 <slinky_J> put a movie on!!
03:00 <amelia> does that mean u did lotsa drugs
03:00 <Kelevra> no i'm enjoying chris issac
03:00 <Kelevra> heaps amelia
03:00 <slinky_J> OOOOOEER is u
03:00 <amelia> which?
03:00 <Kelevra> not heroin
03:00 <couleurs> WiCKeD^GaMe
03:00 <Kelevra> all the good ones
04:00 <lala> bad bad bad
04:00 <amelia> o otay
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Milo^NoSs
04:00 <Kelevra> ice wasn't around so I never did that
04:00 <Kelevra> main drug was weed
04:00 <amelia> t snorted milo
04:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] was my mobile rollie machine
04:00 <slinky_J> I should get  new phone soon
04:00 <slinky_J> ne good ones out?
04:00 <amelia> weed is nuffin
05:00 <amelia> jus makes u dopey
05:00 <slinky_J> i got a shit ifone in my room
05:00 <Kelevra> fuck phones josh
05:00 <slinky_J> heh
05:00 <steven> asif
05:00 <couleurs> iPhone 4S mate
05:00 <lala> who snorts milo wat 15LauGhiN 15Out 15Louds
05:00 <slinky_J> ino i havent used 1 for 2 yrs
05:00 <amelia> lala, tozza[Mobile] snorts milo
05:00 <Kelevra> iphones suck balls
05:00 <lala> weed actually cant send people insane
05:00 <slinky_J> some black dude stole my galaxy in town yrs ago n i was put off fones
05:00 <Kelevra> mind you i'm an iphag
05:00 <^Roshanda^> meh cats
05:00 <steven> i got iphone 7 shut ya pie
05:00 <Kelevra> stfu rosh
05:00 <Kelevra> no one cares.
05:00 <steven> haha
06:00 <slinky_J> loooolll
06:00 <amelia> lollll
06:00 <^Roshanda^> ok dirty gutter trash slag
06:00 <steven> islander vs islander
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah
06:00 <^Roshanda^> you should have never used that name
06:00 <amelia> ahhaahahhaahhaa
06:00 <couleurs> yea ^Roshanda^ u dumping me was the best thang that eva happened 2 me
06:00 <slinky_J> like you can call her that rosh
06:00 <slinky_J> look at u
06:00 <Kelevra> we're not islanders
06:00 <^Roshanda^> i never dumped you
06:00 <^Roshanda^> your a troll with no fuckin life
06:00 <steven> LoL
06:00 <steven> is
06:00 <steven> so
06:00 <amelia> are u kiwi kel
06:00 <slinky_J> you're a fat islander with diabetes
06:00 <amelia> KiWi^KeL
07:00 <steven> you mouldy bru
07:00 <Kelevra> half pakeha
07:00 <steven> crackup
07:00 <slinky_J> wears fkn purple beanies
07:00 <Kelevra> she's fkn fijian
07:00 <^Roshanda^> so go sit in the corner wank to britney spears and get off my back
07:00 <amelia> pakeha is wha?
07:00 <slinky_J> fijian
07:00 <couleurs> don't mind if i do!!!!!!!
07:00 <amelia> who wanks to britney lollll
07:00 <Kelevra> white new zealander
07:00 <slinky_J> wank on your back?
07:00 <amelia> WaNK Me BaBY oNe MoRe TiMe
07:00 <slinky_J> where does your back start and end?
07:00 <slinky_J> You're like a fijian buddha
07:00 <slinky_J> bhudda
07:00 <Agent> Who do you wank to amelia
07:00 <slinky_J> ?
07:00 <slinky_J> buddah
07:00 <steven> loooooool
07:00 <lala> what are yous all on 15LauGhiN 15Out 15Loud
07:00 <slinky_J> you should know
07:00 <amelia> i thought u had me on ignore
07:00 <Kelevra> josh you better not be bringing me into this cunt
08:00 <steven> 15LauGhiN 15Out 15Loud
08:00 <slinky_J> im not
08:00 <Kelevra> that rosh is fkn FAT
08:00 <slinky_J> im standing up for u
08:00 <lala> yous talk alotta rubbish
08:00 <Kelevra> and not PHAT
08:00 <Kelevra> but FAT
08:00 <slinky_J> loooooooLLL
08:00 <slinky_J> ino
08:00 <lala> whats productive
08:00 <slinky_J> seen her pic
08:00 <steven> beached as
08:00 <slinky_J> steven showed me
08:00 <slinky_J> i think
08:00 <lala> talk something productive
08:00 <steven> hahaha as if
08:00 <Kelevra> did you dry reach for good old australia?
08:00 <amelia> hi lala how r u
08:00 <steven> i dont keep anyones picture
08:00 <Kelevra> as most d on first glance
08:00 <slinky_J> pres trump probably showed me he got all the pics
08:00 <steven> only Kelevra's
08:00 <slinky_J> soz
08:00 <slinky_J> haha
08:00 <slinky_J> 4 the wank bank
09:00 <slinky_J> mel lush leg pic
09:00 <Kelevra> wish my ass was firm
09:00 <steven> i print them out and use em for toliet paper
09:00 <steven> jk
09:00 <Kelevra> but ty for the compliment
09:00 <Agent> Amelia you didn't tell us who you wank to
09:00 <amelia> fuck off creeper
09:00 <Agent> Is it blyke?
09:00 <steven> lols
09:00 <Agent> It's blyke, isn't it?
09:00 <amelia> can u put me back on ignore
09:00 <Kelevra> amelia is off bounds Agent
09:00 <Agent> Lolol
09:00 <Kelevra> srsly are you trying this
09:00 <Agent> K, she makes it too easy :)
09:00 <Kelevra> I'll fkn fight you
09:00 <Kelevra> e-fights are in fashion cunt
09:00 <Agent> Were you serious about the pee ring? :(
10:00 <steven> fight roshy
10:00 <Kelevra> I'll go you.
10:00 <amelia> lolll comin from the guy that had a major sooki tantrum
10:00 <steven> bet ya wont!
10:00 <slinky_J> rosh fights like Ehonda
10:00 <Kelevra> I'M DEF SRS ABOUT THE PEE RING
10:00 <Agent> Lolol
10:00 <amelia> SooKi PaNTieS
10:00 <steven> period panties
10:00 <Agent> Ok, K :)
10:00 <Kelevra> put up your fisty cups 
10:00 <steven> im going for a shower
10:00 <Agent> fisty cups
10:00 <Agent> Lol
10:00 <Kelevra> yeah I even laughed
10:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
10:00 <Kelevra> :P
11:00 <Agent> LET'S ROCK
11:00 <slinky_J> i should shower
11:00 <amelia> is that ur parkour pose
11:00 <slinky_J> stink of sweat
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I rekonn
11:00 <Kelevra> I'll strike you
11:00 <Kelevra> AFTER
11:00 <Kelevra> I GO TO THE TOILET ALL HELLS GONNA BREAK LOSE
11:00 <Kelevra> +O
12:00 <lala> thats discusting
12:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHHAHAA lala
12:00 <Agent> Kelevra
12:00 <amelia> custard
12:00 <Agent> Standard 4chan rules apply
12:00 <Agent> Pics or it didn't happen
12:00 <lala> thats grose
12:00 <Kelevra> nah my toilet pics are stupid
12:00 <Agent> Lol you've taken actual toilet pics?
12:00 <Kelevra> love 4chan though
13:00 <Kelevra> yeah
13:00 <Agent> Hahaha
13:00 <Kelevra> they've even been on irc
13:00 <Agent> I better leave it at that, or this will turn into an actual IRC channel :P
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Awwww
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah speak up
14:00 <Kelevra> josh has seen me piss a billion times
14:00 <Kelevra> he had no toilet door
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> wtf
14:00 <Kelevra> we used to block it off with his lion
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Courtesy flushes mid dump
14:00 <oeuvre> hey
14:00 <Kelevra> oh nah i never shit there
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup windows 98se
15:00 <oeuvre> the ceiling, you
15:00 <slinky_J> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:00 <slinky_J> the Tiger
15:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
15:00 <Kelevra> he totally paid me out cause I fucked up his manchester united tshirt
15:00 <Kelevra> boobie imprints
15:00 <slinky_J> liverpool
15:00 <slinky_J> ;)
15:00 <Kelevra> sorry
15:00 <slinky_J> i didnt care lol
15:00 <Kelevra> my bad
16:00 <Kelevra> but fuck that tiger was ace
16:00 <slinky_J> yeah I gave it away
16:00 <Kelevra> I could sit on it like a chair
16:00 <slinky_J> didnt need it anymore
16:00 <Kelevra> cunt srsly
16:00 <slinky_J> ino it was rad ey!
16:00 <slinky_J> yer
16:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> WHY
16:00 <slinky_J> it was time
16:00 <Kelevra> I loved that thing
16:00 <slinky_J> had no room for it
16:00 <Kelevra> I called it harold
16:00 <slinky_J> with this couch no room
16:00 <slinky_J> haha
16:00 <Kelevra> hopefully it went to a good home
17:00 <slinky_J> I think so
17:00 <slinky_J> not sure who to now
17:00 <Kelevra> loved the lion
17:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:00 <oeuvre> http://i.imgur.com/Eogv87X.jpg
17:00 <slinky_J> i have pics of it somewhere
18:00 <Kelevra> I remember asking you why so many towels were stained cause I heard cum leaves white marks
18:00 <Kelevra> you got all offended but
18:00 <Kelevra> seriously with your ocd
18:00 <amelia> LOLLLL
18:00 <Kelevra> it was prob bleach
18:00 <slinky_J> bleach
18:00 <amelia> bleach u dork
18:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:00 <slinky_J> haha
18:00 <Kelevra> see
19:00 <Kelevra> well shit
19:00 <couleurs> don't worry i thought it was semen too
19:00 <Kelevra> I was young
19:00 <slinky_J> ocd isnt that bad anymore
19:00 <slinky_J> it's more just in my head
19:00 <slinky_J> is why I went to psychologist last week
19:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'll look into that
19:00 <slinky_J> cool!
19:00 <Kelevra> considering the bf is bound to break up with me
20:00 <slinky_J> why do you say that?
20:00 <Kelevra> and I'm seriously thinking it's him and not me
20:00 <oeuvre> Kelevra: his loss
20:00 <Kelevra> he went fucked tonight
20:00 <slinky_J> I assumed you were in happyland together
20:00 <Kelevra> lost his shit over johns bs
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah
20:00 <Kelevra> we were
21:00 <Kelevra> so he's cracked the shits called john and they've called eachother to just bitch @ eachother
21:00 <amelia> lollllllll
21:00 <Kelevra> then he read logs
22:00 <amelia> dramas in da bahamas
22:00 <Kelevra> then he saw I said Agent didn't look bad
22:00 <Agent> Who's John
22:00 <couleurs> lol
22:00 <Agent> Is that your Ex or something
22:00 <Kelevra> so it does suck to be me
22:00 <amelia> has he seen Agents pic
22:00 <Kelevra> Agent johninja is my baby daddy
22:00 <Agent> Right
22:00 <Agent> Do we like him or hate him?
22:00 <Kelevra> amelia he didn't care
23:00 <Kelevra> johninja can be hated
23:00 <amelia> show him zaims dog
23:00 <amelia> dat will cheer him up
23:00 <amelia> BoSToN
23:00 <couleurs> well i like him cos he likes soccer
23:00 <slinky_J> they've tabble tennis back n forth tonight
24:00 <slinky_J> not mature :/
24:00 <slinky_J> could have just been supporting you ey
24:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/18010603_10154368550172143_5839660114302641104_n.jpg?oh=1a78866bbb3b086563f90424d6e823e5&oe=598B1DA7
24:00 <Kelevra> that's what john is
24:00 <Kelevra> my current partner is gold
25:00 <amelia> jeezus fucking christ u need to warn a sistah
25:00 <Kelevra> sorry
25:00 <Kelevra> I know it's sickening
25:00 <couleurs> whoa what a psycho
25:00 <Kelevra> I look normal now
25:00 <amelia> :(
25:00 <Kelevra> calm down
25:00 <partay> now make me some fucking eggs
25:00 <couleurs> not you, him
25:00 <Kelevra> haha jake
26:00 <Kelevra> slinky_J indeed
26:00 <Kelevra> took me 5 months to get all my eye sight back
26:00 <amelia> yeah thats fucked
27:00 <Agent> K wtf
27:00 <partay> Kelevra you must have a hard head
27:00 <Kelevra> now I just get weird sensation when I touch my eye lid 
27:00 <Agent> Right, so John needs to be executed
27:00 <Kelevra> no.. I must be fkn lucky
27:00 <Kelevra> that's all I can say
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tootoobooboo in da hizzay
27:00 <amelia> tootoobooboooooooooooo
27:00 <Agent> Tozza and I can arrange something
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ee
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Er
28:00 <Agent> Well
28:00 <Agent> I can anyway
28:00 <Kelevra> nup Adonis is going for gold
28:00 <Agent> Tozza can't even speak atm
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No that was words
28:00 <Kelevra> tozza has seen the pics
28:00 <Agent> Ee We Er
28:00 <amelia> i thought u not like Adonis
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh like
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Eee
28:00 <Agent> I'm sure that shit means something to someone
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nvm
28:00 <Kelevra> amelia we've known eachother since day dot
28:00 <Agent> lolol
28:00 <Kelevra> he knows he's annoying
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What i never said i could organise things with you
29:00 <amelia> do u have his wanking vid
29:00 <Agent> Rofl
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
29:00 <amelia> dont let the partner see that
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Azza
29:00 <Kelevra> it's not the same aaron
29:00 <amelia> hahahahahahaa
29:00 <Kelevra> I swear it isn't
29:00 <amelia> he's wearing the samw warm fluffy jacket in it tho
29:00 <Kelevra> it's not him
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What can we organise agent
29:00 <Kelevra> I swear
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> AYE
30:00 <amelia> loll i haven't even seen it
30:00 <amelia> im jus fuckin about
30:00 <Agent> Getting rid of this John cunt
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nah im a pussy
30:00 <Kelevra> the aaron you guys are thinking of is
30:00 <Kelevra> Aaron
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> im a lover not a hitman
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 11:30 PM <Kelevra> the aaron you guys are thinking of is
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Err LOL
30:00 <amelia> Adonis
30:00 <Agent> Maybe I can borrow one of your rifles
30:00 <Agent> I'll call Bird, that cunt's crazy
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> no way
31:00 <Kelevra> Aaron <= was his nick
31:00 <Kelevra> fuck you guys are dense @ times
31:00 <Agent> Styx
31:00 <Agent> I know he's down
31:00 <amelia> B1rds so dumb he'll prob accidentally shoot himself in the head
31:00 <Agent> Amelia, probably
31:00 <amelia> i wish he'd shoot u tho
31:00 <Agent> Lol
31:00 <Kelevra> oh b1rd is the reason john is attacking me
31:00 <amelia> lolllllllll
31:00 <Agent> K, oh you know Bird irl
31:00 <Agent> I didn't know that lol
32:00 <amelia> u musta given number then
32:00 <Kelevra> so lumeah can go fuck a short handed stick aswell
32:00 <Kelevra> fucktardlings
32:00 <Kelevra> bitch cunts
32:00 <steven> bullfrog
32:00 <slinky_J> <+Kelevra> took me 5 months to get all my eye sight back
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I just sung tootoobooboo and everyone at work looked n inwent WAT CUNTS
32:00 <slinky_J> wowsers, so the result of the attack was so sever it damaged your fucking eye sight
32:00 <slinky_J> I am beside myself
32:00 <Kelevra> I don't know b1rd irl
33:00 <amelia> lolllll tootoobooboo
33:00 <Kelevra> slinky_J yeah
33:00 <Agent> Is this bird?
33:00 <Agent> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/92_8eyfXjUQ/maxresdefault.jpg
33:00 <slinky_J> like I said in pm from what you'd said in here I thought it was a case of simple abuse that he knocked you in the head with the side of a bedroom door or something
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jason hill
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol agent
33:00 <slinky_J> just bad
33:00 <Kelevra> look @ the pic
33:00 <Kelevra> if that was a shove 
33:00 <Kelevra> my lord
33:00 <Kelevra> wtf is he
33:00 <slinky_J> nah I mean weeks ago
33:00 <slinky_J> sorry
33:00 <slinky_J> hulk
34:00 <Kelevra> nah this was in september
34:00 <Kelevra> my hair grew back
34:00 <slinky_J> last like 2015?
34:00 <Agent> What the fuck did he hit you with to cause that
34:00 <steven> lols
34:00 <slinky_J> or last yr?
34:00 <Kelevra> 2016
34:00 <steven> what a improvment!
34:00 <slinky_J> oh far out
34:00 <slinky_J> had no idea
34:00 <Kelevra> sept 7th
34:00 <Kelevra> he didn't hit me Agent
34:00 <Kelevra> he pushed me
35:00 <slinky_J> in to on coming traffic
35:00 <steven> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> :/
35:00 <Kelevra> a solid wood coffee table
35:00 <Kelevra> who cares anyway
35:00 <slinky_J> I just wouldn't have a relationship with him if I were you, not even phone calls unless he seriously went to a psychologist
35:00 <Agent> Ok :)
35:00 <Kelevra> it's old news
35:00 <Agent> If you're past it, then that's good
36:00 <slinky_J> not psychiatrist they would just dose him up on meds and regulation medication intake
36:00 <Blyke> i remixed n trance
36:00 <Blyke> https://youtu.be/Xdk4_zW_kxk
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: hardcore beat feel do ya feel (Apr 19, 2017) Length: 2:18 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <Blyke> set u free
36:00 <Blyke> lols
36:00 <slinky_J> regulate*
36:00 <Kelevra> Agent I'll be over it soon
36:00 <Blyke> i remixed that before
36:00 <Blyke> slinky_J
36:00 <styxs> agent
36:00 <Blyke> losl
36:00 <slinky_J> k
36:00 <Agent> Psychology and Psychiatry treat the same conditions, just in different ways.
36:00 <Agent> Psychology is about talk therapy, while Psychiatryis about medication
37:00 <Agent> Either or both can work for any number of common situations
37:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvbJ5MZkvY0
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dj Capital J - Star Wars (Jan 23, 2013) Length: 7:10 - Category: People & Blogs - 4,752 views views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
37:00 <Agent> Styxs Sup
37:00 <Kelevra> mr brightside!
37:00 <slinky_J> nostolgia as
37:00 <Kelevra> haha
38:00 <slinky_J> yeah Agent
38:00 <slinky_J> I didn't find that out til jan this yr
38:00 <slinky_J> wish I'd known cause my psych did nothing for me
38:00 <slinky_J> so I ditched him this yr
38:00 <slinky_J> the creep
38:00 <slinky_J> :P
38:00 <Agent> Which psych lol
38:00 <Agent> They are both shortened to that :P
38:00 <Kelevra> I miss amelia
38:00 <Agent> Sometimes one doesn't work while the other does. Everyone's different.
39:00 <amelia> here i yam
39:00 <slinky_J> I left a msg and said that By the way you probably shouldnt make jokes about your patients penises when they are fourteen years old, cya.
39:00 <Kelevra> I was worried that you were puking into a shoe in the corner of your room
39:00 <Kelevra> totes unacceptable
39:00 <slinky_J> because when I was fourteen I was joking around and said that I thought I had ESP and he sat next to me and said You have an Extra Small penis?!
39:00 <Agent> Sometimes you can talk someone around to certain realisations and conclusions that change the way they perceive things and modify their entire world. Sometimes that just doesn't work, or doesn't address a biological concern, so psychiatry comes to the fore.
39:00 <Kelevra> nawty
39:00 <amelia> i wasn't disgusted by how u looked
40:00 <amelia> more like, by the act of it
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah ns
40:00 <Kelevra> lol i don't blame you
40:00 <couleurs> me 2
40:00 <Kelevra> on both accounts
40:00 <slinky_J> Yer
40:00 <slinky_J> Agent I understand
40:00 <slinky_J> I'm on cymbatla for Major Depression and OCD
40:00 <Blyke> i got ocd playing of my music
40:00 <Blyke> lols
40:00 <slinky_J> LOL
41:00 <Kelevra> Blyke and couleurs like johninja
41:00 <Blyke> no i dont
41:00 <Blyke> i only like mel
41:00 <Kelevra> maybe they'll tell him to be a better person
41:00 <Blyke> oh shit
41:00 <couleurs> not anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Agent> Slinky, that Duloxetine, right?
41:00 <Blyke> he is an idiot
41:00 <Kelevra> couleurs ask him if he did it
42:00 <Blyke> i need eat
42:00 <Blyke> some food
42:00 <couleurs> yea i will
42:00 <Blyke> i dont even know him
42:00 <Blyke> he can get fucked
42:00 <Kelevra> so none of you hit women?
42:00 <Kelevra> this is good
42:00 <Blyke> no
42:00 <Kelevra> don't do it.
42:00 <Blyke> of course dont do it
42:00 <Blyke> no shit
43:00 <Blyke> fuck
43:00 <Kelevra> I won't hit anyone.
43:00 <couleurs> he's on the other server, he just plays video games now or something idk i don't really pay attention there most of the time
43:00 <Kelevra> I think my mind/words/intellect can shine
43:00 <Kelevra> sezz's server?
43:00 <couleurs> ya
43:00 <Blyke> ok
44:00 <Blyke> sezz is moron
44:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I don't expect you to ask him but it's the truth
44:00 <Kelevra> he did do that to me while my back was turned
44:00 <Blyke> Kelevra u got beer
44:00 <Kelevra> I won't lie.
44:00 <Kelevra> no sorry I don't have beer
44:00 <Blyke> damn
45:00 <couleurs> yeah sorry to hear/see it... didn't know it was that bad
45:00 <Kelevra> thanks for your words, you rarely take shit seriously
45:00 <Kelevra> so thankyou
45:00 <Blyke> i always do
45:00 <Kelevra> appreciated
45:00 <Blyke> i dont joke around
45:00 <Blyke> lols
45:00 <Blyke> coffee
46:00 <Blyke> if i can stand i really stoned
46:00 <Blyke> lols
46:00 <Blyke> u want make out Kelevra
46:00 <Blyke> one day
46:00 <Blyke> for something to do
46:00 <couleurs> np, glad you're ok
47:00 <Blyke> hmmm
47:00 <Blyke> lols
47:00 <Blyke> using headphones now
47:00 <Blyke> cause its nearlly 12
47:00 <Blyke> Bonny
48:00 <Kelevra> I don't smoke anymore Blyke
48:00 <Blyke> i will quit for you
48:00 <Kelevra> I have a new partner now
48:00 <Blyke> you better than any drug
48:00 <Kelevra> he's kind to me
48:00 <Blyke> lols
48:00 <Blyke> he sucks
48:00 <Kelevra> he's fitting for me.
49:00 <Blyke> i offered
49:00 <Blyke> the chance of life tiem
49:00 <Kelevra> hes gentle and kind and he looks after all of us
49:00 <Blyke> lols
49:00 <Blyke> time
49:00 <Blyke> slime he is
49:00 <Blyke> losl
49:00 <Kelevra> its nice to be clean and have a true man by my side
49:00 <Blyke> loser
50:00 <Blyke> u could have it all but u choose him
50:00 <Blyke> lols
50:00 <Kelevra> he may not put out as much as Id like but he'll never raise a finger nor a hand to me
50:00 <Kelevra> or my kids.
50:00 <Kelevra> yeah for now I do choose him.
51:00 <Kelevra> I'm a faithful whore slut mother fucking cunt
51:00 <slinky_J> Blyke what do you mean have it all
51:00 <Kelevra> bitch.. whatever name you'd like to throw my way
51:00 <Agent> Is there history between K and B
51:00 <Blyke> if i get woman i get job
51:00 <Blyke> then basically anything is possible
51:00 <slinky_J> get job
51:00 <slinky_J> then you will get woman
51:00 <Blyke> no
51:00 <Blyke> no point
51:00 <Kelevra> Agent he thinks he met me once
51:00 <Blyke> who
52:00 <Agent> Oh right
52:00 <Blyke> who met who
52:00 <Agent> I thought this was real for a minute lol
52:00 <Kelevra> nah I haven't banged anyone in here
52:00 <Blyke> i met her outside a club
52:00 <Blyke> she couldnt get in
52:00 <Blyke> lols she was 17
52:00 <Blyke> lols
52:00 <Kelevra> could name a few I could'e though
53:00 <Kelevra> could've*
53:00 <Blyke> lols
53:00 <Blyke> you did
53:00 <Blyke> then i got u in
53:00 <Kelevra> where?
53:00 <Blyke> cause i was good
53:00 <Blyke> 3d
53:00 <Blyke> or bass
53:00 <Kelevra> I was about to say that
53:00 <Blyke> cbd nightclub
53:00 <Kelevra> but I never got rejected from 3d
53:00 <Blyke> i got u in
54:00 <Blyke> when when u were too young
54:00 <Kelevra> and when I was 17 I used to hit up sub lounge
54:00 <Kelevra> diff genre
54:00 <Kelevra> dickhead..
54:00 <Blyke> i met john ninja too
54:00 <Blyke> that day
54:00 <Blyke> night
54:00 <Blyke> in mckillop st
54:00 <Blyke> in city
54:00 <Kelevra> didn't know him when I was 17
54:00 <Blyke> i know u
54:00 <Blyke> from 3d
54:00 <Kelevra> jokes on you fgt
54:00 <Blyke> then
54:00 <Kelevra> he's from brisbane
55:00 <Blyke> what ever
55:00 <Blyke> i know u
55:00 <Kelevra> fuck your brain must be fried
55:00 <Blyke> u wanted fuck me first time u saw me
55:00 <Kelevra> nope
55:00 <Blyke> yeah u did
55:00 <Blyke> suck it bitch
55:00 <Blyke> up
55:00 <Blyke> ya cunt bitch
55:00 <Tim-Sim> dunno, he sounds pretty sure
56:00 <Blyke> yeah i am sure
56:00 <Kelevra> everytime I went to 3d or bass daci was djing and the boys always looked after me cause I was a pump hype girl
56:00 <Kelevra> idiot
56:00 <slinky_J> you drunk Blyke?
56:00 <Blyke> no
56:00 <Tim-Sim> well I'm sold
56:00 <Blyke> who wants to suck my dick
56:00 <Kelevra> I did modelling idiot, no one could touch me.
56:00 <Blyke> i better than u Kelevra
56:00 <Blyke> so suck it up princess
56:00 <Kelevra> no doubt.
57:00 <Blyke> i won baby shows
57:00 <Kelevra> yeah bro
57:00 <Blyke> cunt
57:00 <Blyke> i m that cute
57:00 <Kelevra> you're a winner
57:00 <Blyke> yes
57:00 <Blyke> i won ya mum in chook raffle
57:00 <Blyke> lols
57:00 <Kelevra> my mums dead
57:00 <Blyke> off its clacker
57:00 <Blyke> off chops
58:00 <blyke> hi g
58:00 <amelia> you don't sound like a catch, you need to perhaps lower your standards to someone who is also willing to bum off others and be a lazy bitch
58:00 <darkthrone1> and im not that interested in all the new hip bars in melbourne
58:00 <slower> darkthrone1 you are either having us on or you are a total tool
58:00 <darkthrone1> although i frequent a few
58:00 <darkthrone1> as a new one pops up every few weeks it seems
58:00 <Blyke> sleeps with fishes
58:00 <Blyke> rip
58:00 <Blyke> Kelevra mums
58:00 <Kelevra> ns
58:00 <Kelevra> fuck you're a piece of shit
58:00 <Kelevra> I'd throw my shoes out if I stepped on you
58:00 <Blyke> Kelevra u sit on 2 litre coke bottles for pratice for your up coming scene when u get tripl
58:00 <Blyke> e
58:00 <Blyke> vag
58:00 <Blyke> penetrated
59:00 <blyke> whos the saniest person to message
59:00 <blyke> on here
59:00 <blyke> you reckon
59:00 <darkthrone1> i dont know
59:00 <slower> blyke why not message yourself
59:00 <blyke> i know
59:00 <blyke> get better conversations that way
59:00 <Blyke> lols
59:00 <Blyke> i know who u are
59:00 <Blyke> missy
59:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim slinky_J^^^^
59:00 <Kelevra> someone jump in please..
59:00 <slinky_J> kristen stewart topless
59:00 <slinky_J> n in her undies
59:00 <Kelevra> fkn idiot is giving me a headache
59:00 <slinky_J> OMG
59:00 <slinky_J> ;)
59:00 <Blyke> its ok i put soda crackle rocks and coke in the bottle so it buzzes and shit
59:00 <Tim-Sim> what?
Search this day's buffer: