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00:00:00 <amelia> godamnit
00:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pay you to wipe me
00:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 grand
00:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Deal?
00:01:00 <amelia> u disgust me
00:01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> oh :/
00:01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> we all poop
00:01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> even girls
00:01:00 <amelia> WE DONT OFFER PAYMENT TO OTHERS TO WIPE
00:01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wot about pcas?
00:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Personal care assistants
00:02:00 <President_Trump> 2 grand, she pays you
00:02:00 <amelia> u meant to be on my side
00:02:00 <Raichu> Pay for the privledge
00:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> on your side?
00:02:00 <amelia> men are disgusting
00:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :(
00:02:00 <amelia> maybe i should borrow mias lesbian tie and find a gf
00:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hahhha
00:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What abot changing a baby?
00:03:00 <Raichu> Or just hook up with MiaOneness
00:03:00 <President_Trump> save up 2 grand so u can wipe tozza
00:03:00 <amelia> no thnx
00:03:00 <amelia> to all of the above
00:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aiight ill wipe my own ass
00:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> no big deal
00:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
00:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> seen
00:04:00 <amelia> with her fake bf
00:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> who fingers her ass like she says
00:05:00 <amelia> godfukndamnit
00:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats what ahe said
00:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> pinball time brb
00:06:00 <Raichu> I was enjoying biscuits till that comment tozza[Mobile]
00:06:00 <Raichu> Now I feel ill
00:06:00 <amelia> u tried tappin it
00:07:00 <howbowdah> was it a scotch finger biscuit
00:07:00 <amelia> lollll
00:08:00 <Raichu> Hahahaha
00:08:00 <Raichu> No
00:09:00 <amelia> why cant humans be as cool as dogs
00:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im cool
00:11:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/YmxpLPp0IpE
00:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HAPPY DOG WITH FLOWER ON HER NOSE (Jan 9, 2017) Length: 0:27 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,810 views views - likes (95.2%), 1 dislikes (4.8%)
00:11:00 <amelia> me when i have schnitzel
00:12:00 <Raichu> Down on all 4s?
00:12:00 <howbowdah> if we all sniffed each others butts instead of fighting humans could do great things
00:12:00 <Faust> would you bang this http://i.imgur.com/51uyic3.png
00:12:00 <amelia> agreed howbowdah
00:13:00 <amelia> u keep posting that my lil nazi pony
00:13:00 <rompa> Lol
00:17:00 <Agent> Mia
00:17:00 <Agent> This movie better be good
00:18:00 <MiaOneness> It is Agent.. its my top 3
00:18:00 <Agent> I don't even know what it's about, I'm going in absolutely cold
00:18:00 <Agent> Just started, I'm 1 minute in :P
00:18:00 <MiaOneness> Better
00:18:00 <Faust> what movie?
00:18:00 <amelia> cool let us know when ur 2 mins in
00:18:00 <MiaOneness> You have to be alert to understand it
00:18:00 <MiaOneness> Watch out for Gretchen.. The Destructibles
00:18:00 <MiaOneness> Drew Barrymore is in it too..
00:18:00 <Agent> Amelia, 1:42
00:19:00 <Agent> Just FYI
00:19:00 <amelia> hahahhahahahaha
00:19:00 <stapler> !list
00:19:00 <stapler> !seen bigboy69
00:19:00 <amelia> thank u
00:19:00 <President_Trump> im in the studio right now ill call u later
00:19:00 <amelia> catfish
00:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/qKsqAPd.jpg
00:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I love her
00:20:00 <amelia> battletoads
00:21:00 <Agent> Tozza I still want a vid of you playing a full game of it
00:21:00 <amelia> u haf to send him chocolate for that
00:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol ill get onto that im meant to be doing a review
00:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And Amelia
00:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/GbOdD7N.jpg
00:22:00 <amelia> haha
00:23:00 <Tim-Sim> do you have The Secret of Mana?
00:23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats on snes
00:23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And no i do not
00:23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have super probotector
00:23:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, SNES
00:23:00 <Faust> how much do you weigh?
00:23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Me?
00:23:00 <Faust> yes
00:24:00 <Tim-Sim> The Secret of Mana was a great game
00:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> High 90s last I checked
00:24:00 <Tim-Sim> so was Illusion of Time
00:25:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, I used to get stoned at my neighbours place and play it
00:25:00 <Tim-Sim> High in the 90s
00:25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Why faust
00:25:00 <MiaOneness> http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/%E2%80%98i-lost-my-wallet%E2%80%99-gold-coast-rapper-denies-dollar621-dine-and-dash/ar-BBzCZBl?li=AAabC8j&ocid=spartandhp
00:25:00 <Tim-Sim> And Donkey Kong Country
00:26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i got dk country
00:26:00 <Tim-Sim> Did you ever play it stoned?
00:26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No
00:26:00 <Tim-Sim> I played all the games stoned
00:26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol okay
00:26:00 <Tim-Sim> heaps funner
00:27:00 <Tim-Sim> then he got a Sega Saturn, got Daytona, Sega Rally
00:27:00 <Tim-Sim> was awesome
00:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh got those
00:27:00 <amelia> lolll apologise to him for overpriced and overcooked seafood
00:27:00 <Tim-Sim> did you ever play them stoned?
00:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/izpPOUb.jpg
00:28:00 <rompa> Lol
00:28:00 <Tim-Sim> Virtua Fighter 2 was great too
00:29:00 <President_Trump> tozza[Mobile] when will u clean your finger nails?
00:29:00 <rompa> Hi
00:29:00 <celestia> woo
00:29:00 <amelia> fire the interior designer
00:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I just finished shift
00:29:00 <rompa> Mmmmmm
00:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So im expected to have dirty hands
00:30:00 <MiaOneness> they should get rid of that in this channel
00:30:00 <MiaOneness> you shouldnt need to be registered
00:30:00 <celestia> awwww do i have to register my nick again? T-T
00:30:00 <MiaOneness> melbourne wasnt about registering
00:30:00 <MiaOneness> to talk to ppl in chat you do
00:30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> we dont know who that is mia
00:30:00 <Tim-Sim> and flood bans
00:30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Flood bans stay
00:30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They are not getting lifted
00:31:00 <amelia> hi celestia how r u
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Probably b1rd
00:31:00 <Tim-Sim> should be able to post 5 lines without being banned, it makes pasting Hate Lists easier
00:31:00 <amelia> do u wear ties
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Can
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Speak more
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Than
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 5
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Likes
00:31:00 <MiaOneness> haha
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lines
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So nurrr
00:31:00 <amelia> who u talking to
00:31:00 <MiaOneness> im gonna wear the ties.. ill show uoi some pics
00:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> K
00:32:00 <celestia> im good amelia, you?
00:32:00 <President_Trump> u need to lift the 5 line ban when i post the logs of iBiZa pedoing faux
00:32:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.google.com.cy/search?q=girls+in+ties&safe=strict&tbm=isch&imgil=MBgoVJmZXUXdkM%253A%253BKcBTpcrZ4EFR_M%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.pinterest.com%25252Fexplore%25252Fwomen-ties%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=MBgoVJmZXUXdkM%253A%252CKcBTpcrZ4EFR_M%252C_&usg=__K4hGY9krCNSkjPjr7dUKlzVDalc%3D&biw=1093&bih=521&ved=0ahUKEwiNote1jZrTAhXJOBoKHVgBDzAQyjcILg&ei=YpfrWI3pKsnxaNiCvIAD#imgrc
00:32:00 <MiaOneness> =MBgoVJmZXUXdkM:&spf=191
00:32:00 <amelia> good fanks celestia
00:32:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: how many lines did you post the other day when you got banned?
00:32:00 <amelia> https://www.google.com.cy/search?q=butch+girls+in+ties&safe=strict&biw=1093&bih=521&tbm=isch&oq=butch+girls+in+ties&gs_l=mobile-heirloom-serp.3...10048.11145.0.11627.6.6.0.0.0.0.300.989.2j2j1j1.6.0....0...1c.1.34.mobile-heirloom-serp..3.3.557.iePt0d7MJCU#spf=1
00:32:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.google.com.cy/search?q=girls+in+ties&safe=strict&tbm=isch&imgil=B5O0SgwF0WdvuM%253A%253BKDKrsGef-GcdeM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fblog.objectmythology.com%25252Ffashion-accessories%25252Fwwd-magic-report-wood-is-the-new-black-check-out-wood-thumb&source=iu&pf=m&fir=B5O0SgwF0WdvuM%253A%252CKDKrsGef-GcdeM%252C_&usg=__i2TjmpdTkBhhYnVV8A82wY4Zli4%3D&biw=1093&bih=521&ved=0ahUKEwiN
00:32:00 <MiaOneness> ote1jZrTAhXJOBoKHVgBDzAQyjcILg&ei=YpfrWI3pKsnxaNiCvIAD#imgrc=B5O0SgwF0WdvuM:&spf=191
00:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My client froze up and sent heaps at once
00:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I deserve everything i get
00:33:00 <rompa> Tim-sim shuddup or I'll ban you
00:33:00 <MiaOneness> the first one is nice, with a good cardigan, and a coloured shirt, and tight jeans ... the mint!
00:33:00 <rompa> You fucking rat
00:34:00 <President_Trump> stop posting links with .cy, i dont want to be tracked by the government for visiting ISIS websites
00:34:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
00:34:00 <MiaOneness> haha, women with ties President_Trump
00:34:00 <amelia> so many dog videos to watch
00:34:00 <amelia> so little time
00:34:00 <Tim-Sim> there goes number 2
00:36:00 <President_Trump> who was number 1 again?
00:36:00 <President_Trump> skirm?
00:36:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
00:37:00 <rompa> Tim-sim raped 7 children in Iraq
00:37:00 <rompa> Lol
00:37:00 <rompa> Yup
00:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol moohoo
00:38:00 <rompa> Night gee
00:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LatahZ
00:38:00 <rompa> Sweet dreams mud
00:39:00 <rompa> Ya wog
00:39:00 <rompa> :)
00:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He isnt wog?
00:39:00 <rompa> Props doe
00:39:00 <rompa> Who?
00:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> g
00:40:00 <rompa> Nah German
00:40:00 <rompa> Mad Nazi
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> what did you think of the first pic amelia?
00:40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
00:40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shes gone mia
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> oh i just got back with coffee
00:40:00 <President_Trump> tozza[Mobile] when ur home alone u dont answer the phone alright?
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> ALright..
00:40:00 <MiaOneness> :D
00:41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ofcourse i answer the phone wtf shit is thay
00:41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> get with the times tozza
00:41:00 <President_Trump> tozza[Mobile] ur a needy girl i can tell when i look in your big brown eyes
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> President_Trump got swag lately
00:41:00 <rompa> Hi miagi
00:41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Trump is a fuckin shit troll
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> Hey
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> He does his bit, who isnt in here
00:41:00 <rompa> You sexy Greek bitch
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> thats me! lol
00:41:00 <MiaOneness> did you see what Im gonna start wearing?
00:42:00 <MiaOneness> ties with a cardigan and tight jeans
00:42:00 <rompa> Can I see hairy Greek muff send pic
00:42:00 <MiaOneness> the mind, my new style
00:42:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
00:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But he is a shit one
00:42:00 <MiaOneness> nah, i dont show my moot
00:42:00 <rompa> Lols
00:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Send him hairy crack
00:42:00 <rompa> Moot is a fun word
00:42:00 <rompa> Yea
00:42:00 <MiaOneness> its a kinder way of saying it
00:42:00 <rompa> True
00:43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> mot
00:43:00 <rompa> I like fanny
00:43:00 <President_Trump> MiaOneness would u say tozza[Mobile] has swag?
00:43:00 <rompa> Or noonie
00:43:00 <MiaOneness> nah
00:43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i hope not
00:43:00 <rompa> Lol
00:43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont want to have anything in common with you
00:43:00 <MiaOneness> i dont think many have swag to be honest
00:43:00 <rompa> Mia show me where the Axe hit ya
00:43:00 <MiaOneness> got to be from brunswick to have that
00:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lmaoooooooo
00:44:00 <President_Trump> just President_Trump
00:44:00 <MiaOneness> haha rompa
00:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hahahahaha rompa
00:44:00 <rompa> :D
00:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Show us ya jason wound love
00:44:00 <rompa> Lols
00:44:00 <MiaOneness> President_Trump listen to ezras interlude
00:45:00 <rompa> Jason??
00:45:00 <MiaOneness> and tell me what you think of that
00:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who cares
00:45:00 <MiaOneness> find it really soothing
00:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeh hockey mask friday the 13th
00:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Big machette
00:45:00 <rompa> Kk
00:45:00 <rompa> Not jason hill?
00:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hahaha
00:45:00 <rompa> Docksd
00:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ?
00:46:00 <rompa> Jason hul
00:46:00 <rompa> Ill
00:46:00 <rompa> Fgt
00:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> docksd ?
00:46:00 <rompa> Brb meth rage
00:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lmao
00:46:00 <rompa> Lpls
00:47:00 <rompa> Hi marceline
00:47:00 <Marceline> hey
00:47:00 <rompa> New to irc?
00:47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> From adventure time
00:51:00 <freesoup> Hi
00:55:00 <cunt> Lolz
00:58:00 <President_Trump> MiaOneness do u agree that tozza[Mobile] needs to find some swag?
01:03:00 <MiaOneness> nah
01:03:00 <MiaOneness> not everyone should have swag
01:04:00 <MiaOneness> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/23/c8/17/23c817e549ed8929444930c2e2974787.jpg SWAG
01:04:00 <MiaOneness> #girlswithties
01:05:00 <MiaOneness> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8a/26/2a/8a262ade8023ccbfa89a5dd3cbcc2820.jpg
01:05:00 <MiaOneness> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ec/1f/0e/ec1f0e3a8f2e78ab47462d03f5287907.jpg
01:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck swag
01:06:00 <blyke> made longer version of one my songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt1vNb6mzYk&feature=youtu.be
01:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the best hardcore made in 2017 (Apr 10, 2017) Length: 8:41 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:06:00 <blyke> hi tozza[Mobile]
01:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Donald_trump ya incest baby
01:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> sup blyke
01:06:00 <MiaOneness> id consider tozza more retro
01:06:00 <blyke> i smoked like 3 smokes yesterday
01:07:00 <blyke> thats fucken amazing
01:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol ol
01:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok
01:08:00 <MiaOneness> Mangus
01:08:00 <Ultra_Magnus> More than meets the eye
01:08:00 <MiaOneness> Thats greek for dude
01:08:00 <Tim-Sim> reminds me, I had a dream I died last night
01:08:00 <Ultra_Magnus> Dennis skamangus
01:13:00 <Ultra_Magnus> Oh yeh
01:13:00 <MiaOneness> what style would you say you are tozza
01:14:00 <MiaOneness> id consider you a retro gamer
01:14:00 <MiaOneness> retro, fair?
01:14:00 <President_Trump> retro gaymer
01:14:00 <MiaOneness> what style are you President_Trump
01:14:00 <President_Trump> props tho
01:14:00 <MiaOneness> props
01:14:00 <President_Trump> i have swag
01:15:00 <Ultra_Magnus> Trump has fag
01:15:00 <President_Trump> oompa loompa doompety dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me
01:16:00 <MiaOneness> Is Agent still watching?
01:16:00 <Ultra_Magnus> Watching what
01:16:00 <MiaOneness> Donnie Darko
01:16:00 <Ultra_Magnus> i havent asked him
01:17:00 <MiaOneness> I just did
01:17:00 <President_Trump> ninja turtles was shit game on nes
01:17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ninja turtles is a great game
01:17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> one of them hard to master games
01:17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> love games like this
01:18:00 <President_Trump> i think i didnt like the sound when u hit stuff in it
01:18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The arcade port was decent for 8 bit release
01:18:00 <President_Trump> i need to youtube this
01:18:00 <MiaOneness> tozza what was that game called on nintendo, with the cowboy and he shoots the robbers for moneybags
01:18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/XjUz8IT0CYg
01:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - NES - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 5 (Jun 29, 2006) Length: 7:04 - Category: Gaming - 8,941,132 views views - 50,348 likes (95.6%), 2,317 dislikes (4.4%)
01:18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> There trump watch that
01:19:00 <Agent> Mia, yes
01:19:00 <Agent> Very strange
01:19:00 <Agent> Still going
01:19:00 <MiaOneness> You liking it thus far?
01:19:00 <President_Trump> lols the music
01:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mia that was hogans alley
01:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Or wild gunman
01:19:00 <MiaOneness> Wild gunman i think it was
01:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Marty plays it in back to the future 2 in the 80s cafe
01:19:00 <MiaOneness> Do you have it? Id play wild gunman with you.. and when I want some peace, Ill settle for Moneky Island I
01:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont have wild gunman
01:20:00 <President_Trump> lol the beeping sound
01:20:00 <MiaOneness> Oh I didnt notice, maybe time to watch it again
01:20:00 <MiaOneness> Oh, you dont have 'my' games
01:20:00 <MiaOneness> You got 'boy' games only
01:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/Mh8tkCp.jpg
01:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol i got tons of games
01:20:00 <MiaOneness> You got dirty fingernails tozza
01:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck sakes
01:21:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
01:21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> YES IM A PRINTER I WORK WITH INK
01:21:00 <MiaOneness> OKay man Chill. i was just being playfyl
01:21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> pffft
01:21:00 <MiaOneness> (hides)
01:21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeh dont come out
01:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wild gunman is a game you use the gun for hey
01:22:00 <MiaOneness> nah didnt use a gun when i played it, but i can see how you could
01:23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/KMy1zO8m8sM
01:23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wild Gunman scene in Back to the future II, 80s cafe (Oct 25, 2010) Length: 0:33 - Category: Entertainment - 499,887 views views - 767 likes (98%), 16 dislikes (2%)
01:23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That game?
01:24:00 <MiaOneness> hm doesnt look like it, but the graphics say yes. The one I am referring to have bank robbers coming out of banks
01:24:00 <MiaOneness> this one didnt show that, but could be, yes
01:24:00 <MiaOneness> Not sure though let me check for myself
01:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats hogans alley
01:25:00 <MiaOneness> Ah then you do have it
01:25:00 <MiaOneness> Nah did a search, not that game either
01:26:00 <MiaOneness> The neighbours borrowed it from Blockbuster, so dont know what its called. Didnt own it
01:26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hold on
01:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/1hCIB8II/51353084519__3F5199AA-D10C-4E7C-9C3C-8CFF095668E6.mp4
01:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not that then
01:30:00 <President_Trump> can u phone up your neighbours and ask them what it's called?
01:30:00 <President_Trump> we'll see if tozza has it
01:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
01:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey mia
01:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/jmMDtZ6.jpg
01:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/FNIvQBV.jpg
01:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ?
01:34:00 <Tim-Sim> you need to cut your fingernails
01:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Would help if u told me what system
01:34:00 <MiaOneness> nah not that one tozzqa
01:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tim-Sim u need therapy
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> i know, nevermind. i DIDNT say anything
01:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What
01:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
01:35:00 <Tim-Sim> my neigbour borrowed that game from the video shop
01:35:00 <Tim-Sim> for his SMS
01:35:00 <MiaOneness> i mean the system would help, but dont have that kind of info
01:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh lol
01:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/wVN20EU.jpg
01:37:00 <MiaOneness> nope
01:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bonanza bros?
01:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/1kThlpA.jpg
01:38:00 <MiaOneness> Nah the graphics were all pretty much yellow and black
01:38:00 <MiaOneness> it was in the desert, poor graphics
01:38:00 <MiaOneness> you were in the centre of a deser
01:38:00 <MiaOneness> desert
01:39:00 <MiaOneness> and you had to shoot at them side by side as they came out of the banks, or pubs
01:39:00 <MiaOneness> was a cowoby game
01:39:00 <MiaOneness> but have no idea what its called
01:39:00 <Tim-Sim> Atari 2600? Outlaws?
01:39:00 <MiaOneness> or how to find it in google
01:39:00 <MiaOneness> let me check
01:40:00 <MiaOneness> nah but closer to that, then what Ive seen so far
01:40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Was it on a computer or a home console
01:40:00 <MiaOneness> nah on nintendo
01:41:00 <MiaOneness> the neighbours had a nintendo, i had an ibm
01:41:00 <MiaOneness> wanted a ninrendo
01:41:00 <MiaOneness> but my mum thought it promoted violence
01:41:00 <MiaOneness> so i use to beg to play on theres
01:41:00 <MiaOneness> theirs
01:41:00 <MiaOneness> brb
01:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nintendo like the one in my video?
01:43:00 <Tim-Sim> NES Wild Gunman? https://www.google.com.au/search?q=atari+2600+outlaw&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi75prQnJrTAhWFmJQKHbQWDpEQ_AUICCgB&biw=1680&bih=788#tbm=isch&q=nes+gunfight&imgdii=YnOVPhhUiqBkuM:&imgrc=v7eU2wMtxbrs-M:
01:43:00 <Tim-Sim> http://media1.gameinformer.com/imagefeed/featured/gameinformer/features/westerns/wildgunman344.jpg
01:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/ZIMrYqn.jpg
01:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She said it wasnt
01:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey mia
01:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/Xyd1hy1.jpg
01:47:00 <MiaOneness> yep that last one seems like its it
01:48:00 <MiaOneness> but dont really rememeber it like that
01:48:00 <MiaOneness> but very close.. maybe different angle..
01:48:00 <MiaOneness> but i would say thats the closest one
01:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats called cowboy kid
01:50:00 <MiaOneness> that sounds about right, i told you cowboy something let me check
01:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> K
01:51:00 <MiaOneness> FOUND IT
01:51:00 <MiaOneness> GUNSMOKE
01:51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gunsmoke
01:52:00 <MiaOneness> yeah i found it with the link you gave
01:52:00 <MiaOneness> you got gunsmoke toz?
01:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good capcom game
01:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No i dont
01:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But i will lol
01:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Can get it for 30bucks
01:53:00 <MiaOneness> they rented that game from the video shop.. wanted so desperately to play it, but they secretly hated the fact I was a girl liking thesethings
01:53:00 <MiaOneness> Dondi and Omar were my neighbours
01:53:00 <MiaOneness> there was a girl named Charmagne, she had sega
01:54:00 <MiaOneness> but she wasnt allowed to "share" the console
01:54:00 <MiaOneness> because my mum nver allowed people on my iBM
01:54:00 <MiaOneness> ah tragic days
01:54:00 <MiaOneness> lol
01:54:00 <MiaOneness> My mum was always talking about computer viruses, had to literally get my games from 1 person, and that was it
01:55:00 <MiaOneness> a "trusted" person
01:55:00 <MiaOneness> couldnt understand virus, on a computer when i was young
01:55:00 <MiaOneness> sounded like such rubbish
01:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
01:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> just being a caring parent
01:55:00 <MiaOneness> yeah she was too much though
01:56:00 <MiaOneness> like wogged out galore
01:56:00 <MiaOneness> she was brushing my hair and i was in grade 6
01:56:00 <MiaOneness> couldnt sit at the table with folded legs to reach the table
01:56:00 <MiaOneness> just too many rules
01:56:00 <MiaOneness> i broke loose at 13-14 though
01:56:00 <MiaOneness> and i rebelled.. now she hates me lol
01:56:00 <MiaOneness> im the wild child
01:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol aw
01:59:00 <President_Trump> the wild child of mirc
02:00:00 <MiaOneness> im not the same anymore.. :D
02:00:00 <MiaOneness> Ive settled down
02:05:00 <President_Trump> im goign to email ur mum what u said just above and ask if its true
02:06:00 <President_Trump> props tho
02:08:00 <MiaOneness> hahah
02:09:00 <blyke> hi
02:09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh no president trump is gone im so sad
02:09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :D
02:09:00 <MiaOneness> Not my favourite, but he likes Chromeo, so I like him for that :D
02:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i can almost guarantee he dosent
02:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
02:10:00 <MiaOneness> He tells me the lyrics
02:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lyric search
02:11:00 <MiaOneness> he could be half away, and throws a Chromeo line.. yeah, but even if hes going through so much effort, its still funny
02:11:00 <xm> and then converts the capitals into lowercase to make it look like he remembered by heart
02:11:00 <MiaOneness> Theyre good anyway, new album soon
02:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao xm
02:11:00 <MiaOneness> Meh
02:12:00 <MiaOneness> It doesnt bother me.. just for shits and giggles
02:12:00 <xm> maybe repeat the last letter to make it look like he's singing
02:12:00 <xm> needy girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
02:12:00 <MiaOneness> hahah
02:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmfaooo
02:12:00 <MiaOneness> very funny
02:12:00 <MiaOneness> :D
02:13:00 <xm> i only just realised Chromeo has the name Romeo embedded
02:13:00 <xm> slowwwww
02:13:00 <MiaOneness> does it matter, this isnt business xm
02:14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your just jealous i aint with it
02:14:00 <MiaOneness> I am.. lol
02:15:00 <MiaOneness> Great tune.. but like Old 45s best lately
02:15:00 <MiaOneness> Cant wait for the new album.. new back up singers incorp. and it will be done in LA not Canda
02:15:00 <MiaOneness> hope they have a #1
02:15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/3ku_3KW5l40
02:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Heads - Out Of The City (Music Video) (May 16, 2010) Length: 3:27 - Category: Music - 18,929 views views - 115 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
02:17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fucking CHOOOOON
02:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/0AeWdkXns88
02:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Heads - Out of the city (Nov 7, 2006) Length: 3:20 - Category: Music - 151,843 views views - 475 likes (97.5%), 12 dislikes (2.5%)
02:20:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn5j3I9DbbM
02:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Solarstone & Clare Stagg - Jewel (May 25, 2012) Length: 7:14 - Category: Entertainment - 89,065 views views - 883 likes (98.4%), 14 dislikes (1.6%)
02:21:00 <xm> wrong mix
02:21:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBAwQhdXq8A
02:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Solarstone & Clare Stagg - Jewel (Pure Mix) (Jan 29, 2013) Length: 9:06 - Category: Music - 135,168 views views - 1,310 likes (99.1%), 12 dislikes (0.9%)
02:22:00 <xm> trance up ur bum
02:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> AHHHHH
02:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> bed how ive missed you
02:46:00 <blyke> ok
02:47:00 <blyke> fucken stoned
03:04:00 <staffecet> ooohhh
03:05:00 <staffecet> you want me lick up after your done with him
03:06:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/tz96Ljx
03:27:00 <blyke> hi
03:28:00 <blyke> fucken winblows updates
03:40:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/tz96Ljx
03:40:00 <staffecet> here is an update mate
03:40:00 <staffecet> come join me im isis
03:40:00 <staffecet> they do 500ml a can here 1 pound each
03:41:00 <staffecet> gogo dolls
03:45:00 <blyke> hi hun or mate
03:45:00 <blyke> never said hi to u
03:58:00 <staffecet> pom birds are easy to ride
03:58:00 <staffecet> blyke im a both gender, make sense
03:59:00 <staffecet> decent of aliens
03:59:00 <staffecet> https://123moviesfree.com/watch/sleepless-2017-online-free-123movies.html
04:04:00 <blyke> staffecet
04:04:00 <blyke> oh
04:04:00 <blyke> are u the one i kissed
04:05:00 <blyke> nah i having break from any sexual shit
04:05:00 <blyke> jen did my head in
04:17:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/yeSGq
05:08:00 <staffecet> https://gomovies.to/film/resident-evil-the-final-chapter-19188/watching.html?ep=577541
05:08:00 <BlackDevil> waiting for the blu ray release
05:09:00 <BlackDevil> I know web releases are out
05:27:00 <staffecet> your waiting for jesus to come n save you
05:27:00 <staffecet> wake up...there is only us and them
05:37:00 <BlackDevil> jesus will never come
05:37:00 <BlackDevil> and i think you need to be saved with your homosexual couple
05:38:00 <Glenn> He died some time ago I beleive.
05:40:00 <staffecet> aliens are still alive doing the cross at night
05:43:00 <staffecet> brb getting more beers
05:43:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/tz96Ljx
05:43:00 <Lumeah> No
06:00:00 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
08:08:00 <Glenn> Well, that was fun. Good morning all! :)
09:02:00 <Raichu> [04:05:10] <blyke> nah i having break from any sexual shit << To have a break from sexual stuff you need to have had it initially.
10:33:00 <l00peyd0g> welcome me
10:35:00 <l00peyd0g> now
10:42:00 <l00peyd0g> well well well
10:43:00 <l00peyd0g> look at tosser
10:43:00 <l00peyd0g> thinks he's all that
11:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me its quiet today
11:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKI_xsfvEi0&index=124&list=FLmTYlu67mZCj8gbjfdf7fmw&shuffle=36 LOL
11:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Top Gun Deleted Scene #2 (Jul 27, 2007) Length: 3:10 - Category: Comedy - 133,071 views views - 240 likes (81.4%), 55 dislikes (18.6%)
11:15:00 <Tim-Sim> hello deadpandadolls
11:46:00 <l00peyd0g> who set that ban
11:46:00 <l00peyd0g> i want to know
11:46:00 <l00peyd0g> `listban *!*@826a8b51.internode.on.net
11:46:00 <l00peyd0g> where is g
11:46:00 <l00peyd0g> on her mobile
11:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whos is that
11:49:00 <l00peyd0g> your mother
11:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahahaha again what a funny cunt you arent you do relise my mum has been dead for almost 15 years right
11:55:00 <DoC> lol
11:57:00 <l00peyd0g> thanks
12:54:00 <l00peyd0g> Raichu is a pig
13:07:00 <l00peyd0g> look its iBiZa
13:07:00 <l00peyd0g> yayyyyyyyy
13:07:00 <l00peyd0g> finally
13:08:00 <l00peyd0g> shes arrived
13:08:00 <l00peyd0g> wonder what shes got to say for herself
13:10:00 <l00peyd0g> good
13:11:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sowwie
13:11:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> busy shaggin ya mother
13:11:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> bbl
13:15:00 <l00peyd0g> bahahahahaha again what a funny cunt you arent you do relise my mum has been dead for almost 10 years right
13:16:00 <Glenn> l00peyd0g... you wanna ease up a bit on the c*** word?
13:17:00 <l00peyd0g> ok crumpet
13:17:00 <l00peyd0g> what about him
13:17:00 <l00peyd0g> saying shagging my mother ?
13:17:00 <l00peyd0g> isnt that worse
13:18:00 <l00peyd0g> ?
13:18:00 <Glenn> DIscuss his observations in pm.
13:24:00 <l00peyd0g> no worries crumpet
13:26:00 <stapler> hi Glenn i saw Lwaxana in here again yesterday
13:28:00 <stapler> iBiZa- having some trouble!
13:45:00 <l00peyd0g> Lumeah
13:57:00 <stapler> 100 pay dog
14:25:00 <stapler> stop it iBiZa[Mobile]
14:25:00 <stapler> *please
14:28:00 <Arbition> Fuck. Waiting for the interview. I seem to have fucked up arrangements at my current work.
14:29:00 <Arbition> Might end up getting sacked before I secure a new job
14:29:00 <Arbition> Lol receptionist just walked in wearing thongs.
14:38:00 <stapler> lol Arbition
14:38:00 <stapler> `ban iBiZa-
14:43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha good luck arb
14:47:00 <stapler> why bother changing hosts Nice1?
14:48:00 <DVS> Nice1
14:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
14:52:00 <l00peyd0g> Arbition i just started my new job this week
14:52:00 <l00peyd0g> i quit the last one.. chasing up money from them
14:52:00 <l00peyd0g> c*nts
14:52:00 <l00peyd0g> owe me about 5k. but they are in administration
14:53:00 <stapler> 5k
14:53:00 <stapler> how long didnt they pay you pay dog?
14:53:00 <stapler> kind of makes a mockery of your irc handle ;(
14:53:00 <l00peyd0g> they only owe about 1k in pay in 4k in entitlements which i wont ever see likely
14:54:00 <l00peyd0g> why a mockery?
15:19:00 <stapler> bcause u are the pay dog
15:19:00 <stapler> 4k entitlements
15:19:00 <stapler> damn
15:19:00 <l00peyd0g> i'll be getting the pay at least
15:20:00 <stapler> get the 1k yes
15:20:00 <l00peyd0g> have to wait for the entitlements
15:20:00 <l00peyd0g> but i started on a pay week here
15:20:00 <l00peyd0g> and 4 day week this week and next
15:20:00 <l00peyd0g> :D
15:29:00 <stapler> nice!
15:31:00 <stapler> pay_dog$
15:36:00 <l00peyd0g> heh
15:36:00 <l00peyd0g> yep
15:36:00 <l00peyd0g> easter is a good time
15:36:00 <stapler> how come!
15:36:00 <l00peyd0g> don't make me run
15:36:00 <l00peyd0g> i'm full of chocolate
15:37:00 <l00peyd0g> with all the public holidaus
15:37:00 <l00peyd0g> holidays*
15:37:00 <l00peyd0g> 4 day long weekend who can be unhappy bout that?
15:38:00 <stapler> do u work and earn penalty rates??
15:38:00 <l00peyd0g> no
15:38:00 <l00peyd0g> im on contract
15:39:00 <stapler> ah
15:39:00 <stapler> sweet
15:39:00 <l00peyd0g> i was recruited here
15:39:00 <l00peyd0g> when they knew other company was in administration
15:39:00 <l00peyd0g> they phoned
15:39:00 <l00peyd0g> i answered
15:39:00 <stapler> we call that head hunting
15:39:00 <l00peyd0g> :D
15:40:00 <stapler> trying to pick up a penny in front of a bulldozer
15:40:00 <l00peyd0g> LOL
15:41:00 <stapler> brb
15:58:00 <l00peyd0g> look
15:59:00 <l00peyd0g> shes back
15:59:00 <l00peyd0g> tits out for the boys iBiZa
16:07:00 <stapler> #toftb
16:08:00 <l00peyd0g> she's ok
16:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
16:27:00 <stapler> tits out for the boys
16:32:00 <l00peyd0g> tosser
16:33:00 <stapler> 100 pay dog whats the matter with tozza[Mobile] ?
16:42:00 <Arbition> Well I don't think that went all that well
16:42:00 <Arbition> Looks like I have no choice but to program more in my free time
16:43:00 <stapler> share trading Arbition?
16:43:00 <Arbition> no, programming
16:43:00 <stapler> ah
16:43:00 <stapler> irc is here for u
16:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Loopeydog is just a fag
16:44:00 <stapler> tozza[Mobile] whats the go bro
16:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like to project his own delusional state as if it were others living his own existence
16:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Me nothing work mate double sided billboards shit me
16:46:00 <stapler> push thru you'll get there mate
16:46:00 <stapler> irc is also here for u
16:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
16:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Quiet day in wre
16:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ere
16:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> [[[[[pong]]]]]
16:54:00 <stapler> very
16:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Looking at a profanity rom for my pinball machine
16:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Looks awesome
16:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Might grab that tomorrow
16:56:00 <stapler> sweet
17:05:00 <l00peyd0g> lol tosser
17:06:00 <l00peyd0g> tosser's a good guy
17:06:00 <l00peyd0g> my car needs a service
17:07:00 <l00peyd0g> he's there
17:14:00 <l00peyd0g> answer her tosser
17:15:00 <Nice1> heh
17:15:00 <Nice1> good thanks
17:16:00 <Grim> hi g
17:16:00 <Nice1> computer shop/woolies/bunnings/ visited my mother
17:16:00 <Grim> its been good ty and yours?
17:17:00 <Grim> I see
17:17:00 <Nice1> nah didnt have it there today
17:17:00 <Nice1> only on weekends
17:17:00 <Nice1> havent seen it before
17:18:00 <Nice1> there was hardly anyone there
17:18:00 <Nice1> rockingham
17:19:00 <Nice1> dont get keys cut on weekends
17:19:00 <Nice1> they will ingore you
17:19:00 <Nice1> or tell you their machine dont work
17:20:00 <Grim> ty
17:20:00 <Grim> not bad as such
17:20:00 <Grim> just a few dumb asses there lol
17:21:00 <Nice1> I walked past some container lids at bunnings the other week....and they fell over by themselves.. and I didnt even touch them
17:21:00 <Nice1> bunnings is haunted i tell ya!
17:21:00 <Grim> lol
17:21:00 <Grim> lots of shit at Bunnings
17:21:00 <Grim> DIY shit
17:22:00 <Grim> food is good :)
17:22:00 <Nice1> heh
17:22:00 <Grim> chippppiiieessssss
17:22:00 <Nice1> you got to find a good shop though
17:23:00 <Grim> indeedy
17:23:00 <Nice1> the one down the road from me is crap
17:23:00 <Nice1> only went there once
17:23:00 <Grim> a few of those around
17:23:00 <Nice1> there used to be another one nearby but its closed down now
17:23:00 <Grim> damn
17:24:00 <Nice1> nice chinese birds
17:24:00 <Grim> we have a seafood place who make fish n chips, the bestest
17:24:00 <Grim> pick your own fish if you like
17:26:00 <Nice1> you got to be careful what to look for..some of them substitute fish
17:26:00 <Grim> not here all fresh
17:27:00 <Nice1> a couple of weeks ago at a fish markey
17:27:00 <Nice1> market
17:27:00 <Nice1> slightly oily
17:27:00 <Nice1> but not too bad
17:27:00 <Nice1> snapper
17:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Theres a new chick at work shes moist
17:28:00 <Grim> lmao
17:28:00 <Nice1> heheh I bet tozza
17:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Boss said he is gonna sniff her seat
17:28:00 <Grim> oh my
17:28:00 <Nice1> what a perv
17:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
17:30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
17:30:00 <Nice1> what does g stand for
17:30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Certified
17:30:00 <Nice1> huh lol wtf
17:30:00 <Raichu> gay
17:30:00 <Raichu> lol
17:31:00 <Nice1> is there rest of the name invisible huh
17:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
17:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nice
17:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id go a wagon wheel
17:32:00 <Nice1> sicko
17:32:00 <Nice1> lol
17:32:00 <Nice1> dont think so
17:33:00 <Nice1> yeah
17:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
17:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> aiight g latahz
17:35:00 <Raichu> ugh
17:35:00 <Raichu> pass lol
17:55:00 <Raichu> Channel numbers appear to be plummeting :/
17:55:00 <Raichu> What gives?
18:06:00 <zaim> inflation
18:06:00 <zaim> jobs and growth
18:06:00 <zaim> mabo
18:06:00 <zaim> climate change
18:07:00 <zaim> none of those factors are the reasons why channel numbers are plummeting
18:15:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :))
18:17:00 <couleurs> Hi zaim wot u downloading
18:18:00 <zaim> shows
18:18:00 <zaim> better call saul s3e1 out
18:18:00 <zaim> watching Girls the tv show atm
18:18:00 <zaim> u
18:18:00 <couleurs> yeap
18:28:00 <Glenn> Sorta quiet tonight, did some-one fart in the channel again?
18:36:00 <Raichu> Channel is low on numbers
18:43:00 <Glenn> ...and strangely quiet.
18:52:00 <Agent-Phone> Sup cunts!
18:53:00 <Agent-Phone> Wanna go home, bored
19:02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
19:04:00 <Sunbeam> i haven't seen it
19:04:00 <Sunbeam> hi g :)
19:04:00 <TheRon> top gun??
19:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aww ye not much and you
19:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh fuck all bro
19:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I see
19:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :/
19:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zzz
19:05:00 <TheRon> serious??
19:05:00 <Sunbeam> yep serious
19:05:00 <TheRon> dear god!
19:05:00 <Sunbeam> never watched it
19:05:00 <TheRon> like one of the best movies ever
19:05:00 <Sunbeam> hiya paulynz huggggs :)
19:05:00 <TheRon> you pobably saw cocktail and said why bother with top gun
19:06:00 <Sunbeam> nope not watched that one either
19:06:00 <paulynz> hey Sunbeams :)
19:06:00 <Glenn> ...mmmmm.... wonder what he (g) said that earned him a Z-Line.
19:07:00 <TheRon> ppl sunbeam should really sit down and watch top gun
19:07:00 <Glenn> Welcome back g!
19:07:00 <Sunbeam> i watched Hush last night
19:07:00 <Sunbeam> that's a good film
19:08:00 <TheRon> what's hush?
19:08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> agent ya prostitute
19:10:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: baby sometimes love just ain't enough
19:11:00 <paulynz> lol
19:11:00 <Sunbeam> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hush_(2016_film
19:11:00 <paulynz> i need to remember that line
19:11:00 <Sunbeam> lol paulynz
19:11:00 <Sunbeam> it's a song paulynz
19:12:00 <TheRon> the same chick did warrior
19:12:00 <paulynz> k
19:12:00 <Sunbeam> patty smyth
19:12:00 <Sunbeam> ?
19:13:00 <Sunbeam> Don henley?
19:13:00 <Sunbeam> Charice did it too
19:13:00 <TheRon> yes
19:15:00 <paulynz> hi bonnie
19:15:00 <bonnie276> Hi
19:18:00 <lala> whos got a piece for sale 6?12¿
19:18:00 <bonnie276> ta
19:18:00 <stapler> cone piece?
19:19:00 <Uber> :)
19:19:00 <lala> serious ubers sell em
19:19:00 <stapler> who is smoking weed tonight?
19:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yayy
19:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pong
19:19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
19:20:00 <lala> i think we all need bud
19:20:00 <TheRon> that shit will make you schitzo
19:20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
19:21:00 <stapler> i havent seen that happen TheRon
19:22:00 <TheRon> rather have a beer
19:22:00 <lala> j
19:23:00 <MuGgSY> to sick to smoke weed :(
19:23:00 <zaim> i have 3 tickets to ghost in the shell sunshine cinema 8:20pm session if anyone wants them for free
19:23:00 <zaim> pm me for the email of the tickets
19:24:00 <stapler> aw MuGgSY ;(
19:24:00 <MuGgSY> IKR
19:24:00 <couleurs> Hot.
19:26:00 <TheRon> stevie nicks - stand back
19:27:00 <couleurs> pong lisa n me comeing 4 sure
19:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa
19:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is she still on austnet
19:27:00 <couleurs> i meant tozza
19:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah in good
19:27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong sit in middle make out with both
19:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I got no attention span for movoes
19:28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> only for irc
19:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pong is coming to tozzas to play nes this weekend
19:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pong bring pretzels
19:32:00 <couleurs> pong play pong on pong machine
19:37:00 <Annapurna> evening idlers
19:37:00 <Sunbeam> hi Annapurna
19:37:00 <TheRon> i can't help it when your love is gone
19:38:00 <Annapurna> hi
19:38:00 <TheRon> i do
19:38:00 <Annapurna> howdy
19:38:00 <TheRon> barnesy
19:38:00 <Agent-Phone2> Lol this thing auto reconnected
19:38:00 <Agent-Phone2> How long ago did my Agent-Phone client disconnect?
19:39:00 <Annapurna> now now
19:39:00 <Annapurna> you were doing so well too
19:39:00 <TheRon> i always worry about jimmy barnes' heart!
19:39:00 <TheRon> he's got a freight train heart
19:39:00 <IRCStats> New stats available for #melbourne! See the #melbourne stats: http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
19:40:00 <Sunbeam> RomperStomper ...hmmm think i remember that nick
19:40:00 <TheRon> russell crowe
19:41:00 <Annapurna> recognize a few from around 10 years ago
19:42:00 <Sunbeam> MrRevhead ..another
19:42:00 <TheRon> what drives a man behind the driving wheela
19:44:00 <Annapurna> I remember days when this channel was over 200
19:44:00 <Annapurna> and the perverts were probably 90 percent of those
19:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:45:00 <Annapurna> 99
19:45:00 <TheRon> just know i'd die to be with you tonight
19:45:00 <Annapurna> strange people
19:45:00 <Annapurna> but then I can't say I would be classified as anything resembling normal
19:46:00 <Annapurna> back here out of curiosity
19:46:00 <Annapurna> but it's basically dead
19:46:00 <MiaOneness> welcome back Annapurna
19:46:00 <Annapurna> ty
19:46:00 <Annapurna> wel I wouldn't say I'm new
19:46:00 <Annapurna> 2003 vintage
19:47:00 <Annapurna> but I never stuck with one nickname
19:47:00 <Annapurna> now that would spoil my whole concept
19:48:00 <Annapurna> yeah I remember that one eyed Liberal and foot fetish madman
19:48:00 <paulynz> good night all
19:48:00 <paulynz> foot fetish lol
19:48:00 <paulynz> bye g
19:49:00 <Annapurna> that's putting it lightly
19:49:00 <Annapurna> his parties were..interesting
19:49:00 <paulynz> sunbeam must have made a few quid back then
19:49:00 <paulynz> laterss
19:49:00 <Annapurna> and by interesting I mean frightening
19:49:00 <Agent-Phone2> This is dangerous
19:49:00 <Agent-Phone2> I never irc'd at work before
19:50:00 <Annapurna> couldn't recall
19:50:00 <Annapurna> might have
19:50:00 <Agent-Phone2> I'm having these intelligent, professional conversations at work
19:50:00 <Agent-Phone2> While swearing and taking shit in irc with you cunce
19:50:00 <Agent-Phone2> So if I start taking all fuckin businesslike on here
19:51:00 <Annapurna> I'm not shy, but nobody would recognize my nicknames they changed almost everytime I came on
19:51:00 <Annapurna> very easy to gain notoriety back then
19:51:00 <Annapurna> haha nah I have an IQ above 50
19:51:00 <Agent-Phone2> You can be sure I'll be in the HR office by the end of the week
19:51:00 <Agent-Phone2> Lol
19:52:00 <Annapurna> and I'm not female
19:52:00 <Annapurna> Annapurna is a massif in the Himalayas
19:52:00 <Annapurna> haha
19:52:00 <Annapurna> I put away a few chicks from here back then
19:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
19:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I talk on here as i do at work
19:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So no big loss to anyone there
19:53:00 <Annapurna> most were forgettable
19:53:00 <Annapurna> double click and think with dick
19:53:00 <Annapurna> yes now we are all on show
19:53:00 <Agent-Phone2> Yeah but I'm a senior manager lol
19:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol senior
19:53:00 <Agent-Phone2> I have to put on the professional hat when I'm at work :)
19:53:00 <Agent-Phone2> Well
19:53:00 <Agent-Phone2> Middle, i suppose
19:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Do you have a walking stick?
19:54:00 <Annapurna> and I've noticed in the past 10 years the transition from it being useful for arranging things, to become a virtual "anti-social media"
19:54:00 <Annapurna> chat for 5 minutes a week with people you would've gone out for drinks with twice a week back in the day
19:54:00 <Annapurna> yes
19:54:00 <Agent-Phone2> Lol not yet
19:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
19:54:00 <Agent-Phone2> I got a selfie in my suit today lol
19:54:00 <Agent-Phone2> Arbition wanted to see what I wear at work
19:55:00 <Annapurna> and the only women online looking for a love interest, are the nutty ones who want something they're never going to get
19:55:00 <Annapurna> yeah..
19:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He lovesa guy in suit
19:55:00 <Agent-Phone2> So i took a selfie today, it's on my phone
19:55:00 <Agent-Phone2> I'll post it when I get home in about an hour
19:55:00 <Agent-Phone2> I'm about to bust outta here
19:56:00 <Nice1> hehe yea?
19:56:00 <Annapurna> whatever floats your boat
19:56:00 <Nice1> not on here im not!
19:56:00 <steven> LoL
19:56:00 <Nice1> ooohh yes
19:56:00 <Agent-Phone2> It's weird ircing on a phone
19:57:00 <Nice1> heh
19:57:00 <TheRon> lover lover come to me
19:57:00 <Merlin56> wierd.
19:57:00 <Agent-Phone> Fucken woops
19:58:00 <DVS> Nice1
19:58:00 <DVS> You there buddy?
19:58:00 <Merlin56> woops
19:58:00 <Agent-Phone> Ok I'm gettin outta here
19:59:00 <Agent-Phone2> Hmm no signal in car park... Prolly will dc
19:59:00 <Agent-Phone2> Fuck it, cya when I get home lol
20:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol aiight
20:00:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> mmm
20:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I need 500bucks
20:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Any female need pleasuring?
20:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
20:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> whats happening all
20:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> fuck all here
20:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hey g
20:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> CANDLE IN THE EYE
20:07:00 <Glenn> :)
20:08:00 <iBiZa> righto skiip
20:09:00 <Agent-Phone2> Am I still here
20:09:00 <Agent-Phone2> Lol driving
20:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> FEEEEB 1 boiled egg
20:11:00 <iBiZa> RUNNING LONG THE WAY
20:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ohhhhhhhhk
20:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I FEEL POORLY
20:16:00 <MiaOneness> im sick of "my 600LB Life" its the worst show ever
20:16:00 <MiaOneness> it keeps playing on TLC, enough already
20:17:00 <MiaOneness> I much prefer "90 days to wed" - internet relationships
20:18:00 <beagle> irc on a phone sucks cause no keyboard
20:18:00 <beagle> onscreen keyboard are stupid
20:19:00 <Agent> Lol
20:19:00 <Agent> All reality shows are rubbish these days
20:20:00 <Agent> The first season of Big Brother back in 2000 was awesome, because it was new and hadn't been done before
20:20:00 <Agent> When the second season came on it was liek... meh, seen it before, this isn't new. BORING
20:20:00 <Agent> And every reality show since then has missed the point
20:20:00 <Agent> If reality is what you want, the thing to do is to turn the box OFF
20:20:00 <beagle> just went into a video chat room and said ' put some clothes on you boring smelly fuckhead'
20:21:00 <beagle> to shit ugly dude trying to show off
20:21:00 <beagle> im sick of ugly men
20:21:00 <beagle> trying to show off on camera
20:21:00 <Agent> Beagle I think you should get your shit off on camera
20:21:00 <Agent> Are you a good lookin bloke or a fat ugly ogre
20:21:00 <beagle> might as well do something right . tell them to fuck off camera .
20:22:00 <MiaOneness> The one with Regina was alright
20:22:00 <MiaOneness> but the first one was with Flash , right?
20:22:00 <beagle> all men are ugly to me. i really should get a girlfriend
20:22:00 <Agent> The first one had ummm Fitzy
20:22:00 <Agent> And, what was her name, Sarah? With the bum dance
20:22:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah Yeah, I rememeber
20:22:00 <MiaOneness> was addicted to it
20:23:00 <Agent> That shit was new and interesting cause nobody had filmed real life before and stuck it on prime time
20:23:00 <Agent> They had to try it again, I suppose, cause it was so successful
20:23:00 <MiaOneness> The characters were interesting..
20:23:00 <Agent> But a second season misses the point, and so does every other reality show since then
20:23:00 <MiaOneness> They all made something of themseleves after
20:23:00 <MiaOneness> but poor Flash died in Asia
20:23:00 <Agent> I don't know flash
20:23:00 <Agent> It was so long ago
20:23:00 <MiaOneness> I liked the one with Regina as well
20:24:00 <Agent> I hardly remember any of them
20:24:00 <MiaOneness> you do, hes the one with the weird mohwak
20:24:00 <Agent> One of them, was it Blake? Went on to get a role on Neighbours or something
20:24:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah was in Melbourne for that
20:24:00 <Agent> The others are all unknowns now
20:24:00 <MiaOneness> Blake and Fitzy were the last werent they?
20:24:00 <MiaOneness> Peter was the second big brother?
20:24:00 <Agent> Fitzy is a radio host on one of Sydney's biggest radio stations
20:24:00 <Agent> That sounds familiar
20:25:00 <Agent> I dunno
20:25:00 <Agent> I didn't watch after the first season
20:25:00 <Agent> the whole concept was ho hum after the ground had been broken
20:25:00 <Agent> The game shows are kind of ok
20:25:00 <Agent> Like Survivor and The Mole
20:25:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=sHVdHUl7&id=54B29E6192C05A19E8F9C4E6795C3334B80D576C&q=flash+big+brother+australia&simid=608047781480759674&selectedIndex=0&ajaxhist=0
20:26:00 <MiaOneness> I dont watch Survivor, but they got a Greek one and its a big deal here
20:26:00 <Agent> I don't really remember him
20:26:00 <MiaOneness> After a decade the Greeks caught on
20:26:00 <Agent> Yeh Survivor isn't my thing
20:26:00 <Agent> But The Mole was awesome
20:26:00 <MiaOneness> I never watched that
20:26:00 <MiaOneness> gonna go finish my half smoke brb
20:26:00 <Agent> Really good concept, lots of fun
20:28:00 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/gallery/4bgQA
20:29:00 <MiaOneness> Sarah and the bum dance
20:29:00 <MiaOneness> she was a wild child
20:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/PRo2XEq.jpg
20:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Awkward moment when person buying it dont own a pet
20:30:00 <MiaOneness> haha
20:30:00 <MiaOneness> I had a girl in high school
20:30:00 <MiaOneness> tell me
20:30:00 <MiaOneness> she peeled a cucmber for her first time to try it
20:30:00 <MiaOneness> dont know how true the story is, but I can imagine her
20:30:00 <amelia> to try what?
20:30:00 <moohoo> Lol
20:30:00 <MiaOneness> To try getting it up the moot
20:30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Salad
20:31:00 <Agent> Lol moot
20:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Did she use dressing as lube
20:31:00 <MiaOneness> Didnt ask further questions, she was the sexual one. my high school friends resembled the spice girls
20:31:00 <MiaOneness> we were all different, i was sporty
20:31:00 <Agent> Which one were you Mia
20:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> SHE JUST SAID CUNT
20:31:00 <MiaOneness> lol yeah cunt!
20:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> REEEEEAD
20:31:00 <amelia> lollllll
20:31:00 <Agent> Fuck, cunts :(
20:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> thats the idea
20:32:00 <MiaOneness> we just having a cunt'ova'day
20:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> "Fuck cunts"
20:32:00 <MiaOneness> the pink one
20:32:00 <Agent> CORRECT
20:32:00 <Agent> lol
20:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahhahahahaha
20:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gay
20:33:00 <MiaOneness> BlackDevil taught me that one
20:33:00 <MiaOneness> is he from the U.S cause he said "mom"
20:33:00 <Agent> What, the pink taco thing lol
20:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> IM A ROCKET MAN
20:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ROCKET MAN
20:33:00 <MiaOneness> yeah tozza sent a picture.. didnt know what it means.. stillc ant see how a pink taco looks like a moot, but ill take it
20:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> cheeseburger flaps
20:33:00 <Agent> Lol not if you look at it sideways
20:33:00 <Agent> If you look at it from above, well
20:34:00 <MiaOneness> cheeseburger looks like one
20:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Perv
20:34:00 <Agent> Yeah, burger is another word
20:34:00 <MiaOneness> not unless shes got gonorehea
20:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeh
20:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wxtra seasoning
20:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> guacamole
20:34:00 <Agent> Looks mostly like a burger from behind while bent over
20:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> perv
20:34:00 <MiaOneness> Fair enough
20:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
20:34:00 <Agent> Tozza, I deny nothing :)
20:34:00 <MiaOneness> I guess you didnt watch Donnie Agent?
20:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent, ok
20:35:00 <Agent> Not yet
20:35:00 <Agent> It's only 830
20:35:00 <MiaOneness> Come on
20:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your leg
20:35:00 <MiaOneness> You gonna watch it tonight?
20:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah
20:35:00 <Agent> Probably
20:35:00 <MiaOneness> I tried to start watching Dark City
20:35:00 <MiaOneness> but got distracted
20:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> S CLUB
20:35:00 <Agent> I have a whole folder full of movies I gotta watch
20:35:00 <MiaOneness> Have you seen that one? I got put off when there were murders, not into that shit
20:35:00 <Agent> Like 80 movies or so
20:35:00 <MiaOneness> 16 Candles and Uncle Buck/
20:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
20:36:00 <Agent> Hahaha uncle buck is awesome
20:36:00 <MiaOneness> The Breakfast Clubs alright though
20:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> when he does that laugh
20:36:00 <Uber> urmum
20:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Eh hehehehe
20:36:00 <MiaOneness> I havent watched it for a while
20:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Uruncle
20:36:00 <MiaOneness> I should.. he died didnt he?
20:36:00 <amelia> AINT NO PARTY LIKE AN S CLUB PARTY
20:36:00 <MiaOneness> Maybe I should buy the poster to Uncle Buck, but not that much of a fan
20:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gonna show you HOWWWW
20:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
20:36:00 <morty> http://i.imgur.com/FeVVBQF.jpg
20:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Buy?
20:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mate i print
20:37:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah...whilst im in Cyprus Ill buy them
20:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I wouldnt dare spend a cent on anything printer
20:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Printer
20:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Printed
20:37:00 <MiaOneness> really? I dont mind
20:37:00 <Agent> I prefer watching movies that have complex plots with really cool and unpredictable twists
20:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> MEEEEEE
20:37:00 <MiaOneness> I need an aromtherapy diffiuser for my new rental property
20:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> gay
20:37:00 <Agent-Phone> Woot, got home faster than I thought
20:37:00 <Agent-Phone> Ok i can turn phone irc off now lol
20:38:00 <amelia> 8,8PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe
20:38:00 <MiaOneness> will wait for easter to pass, and get cinammon flavour
20:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahahahaha
20:38:00 <Agent> Amelia you're a faggot
20:38:00 <MiaOneness> LOL Amelia
20:38:00 <amelia> ur a pineapple
20:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Confusing Amelia with Agent are you agent
20:38:00 <MiaOneness> Is that sexual inneuendo too?
20:38:00 <Agent> HO HO HO HO you can do better than that Tozza
20:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your dad
20:38:00 <MiaOneness> Whats your dad do Agent?
20:38:00 <Agent> He's retired
20:39:00 <Agent> He used to be an accountant. Boring stuff.
20:39:00 <MiaOneness> What your dad do Amelia?
20:39:00 <amelia> he pine applez
20:39:00 <MiaOneness> AH
20:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spreads his seeds
20:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/7oUF1PA.jpg
20:39:00 <Agent> My mum was in childcare
20:39:00 <MiaOneness> The royal oat? whats it called.. sow the royal oats?
20:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good enuff ?
20:39:00 <amelia> AAHHAAHAHAHJAAHHAAH
20:39:00 <amelia> -Agent
20:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOLLLL
20:39:00 <Agent> LOL
20:40:00 <Agent-Pineapple> PEN PINEAPPLE, APPLE PEN, UUUGH
20:40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> recked
20:40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Get with the times
20:40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That was so 2 mins ago
20:40:00 <MiaOneness> Coming to America is a good 90s film Agent
20:40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> that made me need to shit
20:40:00 <Agent> Tozza you're shit a insults
20:40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I watched that lastnight
20:40:00 <MiaOneness> you sweat from a babboons balls
20:40:00 <MiaOneness> yeah its good value
20:40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Was funny
20:41:00 <Agent> My favourite movie is The Usual Suspects
20:41:00 <MiaOneness> It was the shit back in the day
20:41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats shit
20:41:00 <MiaOneness> I will watch that again, no murders in that from what I rememeber
20:41:00 <Agent> Well, it's good if you understand it
20:41:00 <MiaOneness> I liek Spacey too
20:41:00 <Agent> Spacey is one of the greatest actors to ever live :)
20:41:00 <MiaOneness> He did a good job in American Beauty and K-Pax
20:41:00 <Agent> Also that movie has a few murders lol
20:41:00 <MiaOneness> I agree Agent
20:41:00 <MiaOneness> Oh
20:41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> K-pax
20:41:00 <MiaOneness> i dont like those types, but Ill try watch it
20:41:00 <Frank> Ok that was weird
20:42:00 <MiaOneness> K-Pax is extraodinary, I got emotional
20:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nah dont bother
20:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its shit
20:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
20:42:00 <MiaOneness> Its the bomb
20:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beams of loght
20:42:00 <Agent> It's a fantastic psychological thriller, I love it
20:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah k-pax is great
20:42:00 <amelia> MiaOneness name ur top 5 IRC men in order of most likely to bed you when you return to Aus
20:42:00 <MiaOneness> You got no taste tozza
20:42:00 <Agent> Exceptional plot twist
20:42:00 <amelia> I will start u off
20:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> WTF
20:42:00 <amelia> #1 Tim-Sim
20:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i said its good u n00b
20:42:00 <MiaOneness> Arb
20:42:00 <MiaOneness> :D
20:42:00 <amelia> ohhh arb is #1?
20:42:00 <Nice1> is anyone getting viruses
20:43:00 <MiaOneness> If he gets his man bun right
20:43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Saying the usual suspects it rubbish
20:43:00 <amelia> I thought it would be Tim
20:43:00 <MiaOneness> I like Tim, especially his rape story
20:43:00 <amelia> Arbition
20:43:00 <Agent> LOL
20:43:00 <MiaOneness> gives me courage
20:43:00 <amelia> get on it
20:43:00 <MiaOneness> I will
20:43:00 <amelia> ur breaking Agents heart Mia
20:43:00 <MiaOneness> hahaha
20:43:00 <Agent> Eh
20:43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> u gonna juice his pineapple?
20:43:00 <MiaOneness> Agent is in Sydney and I dont like it
20:43:00 <amelia> where is Agent on the list
20:43:00 <Agent> Agent lives in Sydney
20:43:00 <MiaOneness> Hes coming to the jacuzzi party though
20:43:00 <amelia> or is he not on it
20:43:00 <Agent> The odds of my ever meeting Mia are slim at best
20:43:00 <MiaOneness> so we might get it on there :) wink wink LOLOL
20:43:00 <amelia> jacuzzi party?
20:43:00 <Nice1> from some of these links
20:44:00 <amelia> that sounds gay as aids
20:44:00 <MiaOneness> nah Agent, Ill meet you
20:44:00 <Agent> Lol mia
20:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No shit
20:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im gonna lend spanish my shotgun
20:44:00 <amelia> WiNK WiNK
20:44:00 <Agent> How are we gonna meet when I live in Sydney and you're most likely going to Melbourne :P
20:44:00 <MiaOneness> Im like that, im a social butterfly
20:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just incase he needs to let off a few rounds
20:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :p
20:44:00 <MiaOneness> Ill come to see the Opera, and meet you at the park for lunch
20:44:00 <iBiZa> SARP
20:44:00 <amelia> im the opposite of a social butterfly
20:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ibiza
20:44:00 <amelia> im a dead fkn caterpillar
20:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> SLOOD
20:45:00 <MiaOneness> we can take pcitures and put it on Facebook
20:45:00 <iBiZa> i got bannned
20:45:00 <Agent> Well, if you're actually in Sydney, I'd come see you
20:45:00 <iBiZa> from ##australia dude
20:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ANY FEMALES WANT TO WASH A MITSUBISHI OUTLANDER WHILST I EAT CASHEWS PM FANKZZZZ
20:45:00 <Raichu> [20:44:50] <amelia> im a toad
20:45:00 <MiaOneness> I travelled all aroiund aus. i prob wont stat in melbourne for decades, but will for the first year
20:45:00 <amelia> RiBBiT
20:45:00 <MiaOneness> how much for ?
20:45:00 <Raichu> Hahaha
20:45:00 <Agent> Lol
20:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> more than what agent is offering
20:45:00 <Agent> Mia will wash your truck for you Tozza
20:45:00 <MiaOneness> Ill meet all of you
20:45:00 <Raichu> You can wash my car MiaOneness
20:46:00 <amelia> do u work mia
20:46:00 <MiaOneness> Ill meet you too Amelia
20:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont meet me
20:46:00 <MiaOneness> Perth right?
20:46:00 <Raichu> Just for the sheer love of helping me
20:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I wanna be left alone
20:46:00 <amelia> no i dont want to meet u
20:46:00 <Raichu> lolllll
20:46:00 <amelia> but i appreciate the thought
20:46:00 <Agent> Amelia doesn't meet people
20:46:00 <MiaOneness> Not in Cyprus I dont.. sorry
20:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers but
20:46:00 <Agent> She's a fucken hermit
20:46:00 <Agent> And doesn't understand humans
20:46:00 <MiaOneness> Wby not amelia?
20:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good
20:46:00 <Raichu> amelia is too cool for IRC
20:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They suck
20:46:00 <Raichu> people
20:46:00 <MiaOneness> Because im female?
20:46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> People suck
20:46:00 <Raichu> LOL
20:46:00 <MiaOneness> Because of the skirt?
20:46:00 <MiaOneness> :D
20:46:00 <amelia> no
20:46:00 <Raichu> MiaOneness: You know about the ugly skirt?
20:46:00 <beagle> you amuse me when you speak of people youve hardly known . you should speak of them like they are gold .
20:47:00 <MiaOneness> Yah
20:47:00 <amelia> because you're not someone I'd particularly enjoy in person
20:47:00 <Raichu> lolllllllll
20:47:00 <amelia> i don't think anyway
20:47:00 <amelia> i prefer to keep it online
20:47:00 <MiaOneness> LOL ill send you poetry
20:47:00 <Raichu> amelia wants to meet blyke
20:47:00 <Raichu> Badly.
20:47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nar
20:47:00 <MiaOneness> youre breaking my heart amelia
20:47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> His yellow fridge has petrified her
20:47:00 <amelia> hahahahahhaa
20:47:00 <Raichu> LOL
20:47:00 <MiaOneness> OLOL but fair enough, yes Im not abusive enough
20:47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> YELLOWWWWW FRIDGEEEWW
20:47:00 <Raichu> It is pretty intimidating
20:47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> fuck yeh
20:47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Can see
20:47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> From the moon
20:47:00 <amelia> no i jus dont think we'd have a good basis for a friendship offline
20:48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yellow fridge
20:48:00 <Raichu> I saw his yellow fridge and my heart sunk
20:48:00 <MiaOneness> Not for frienship, for aquaintance
20:48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i saw it and my ass shat
20:48:00 <Arbition> amelia: ?
20:48:00 <amelia> nor do i come online to make friends
20:48:00 <Raichu> lol
20:48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
20:48:00 <Agent> Who the hell has a yellow fridge
20:48:00 <MiaOneness> Hey Arb
20:48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> you agent
20:48:00 <Raichu> Agent: blyke
20:48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah blyke
20:48:00 <Agent> My fridge is chrome
20:48:00 <MiaOneness> I do amelia
20:48:00 <Arbition> Hello MiaOneness
20:48:00 <MiaOneness> Thats the only reason I log on
20:48:00 <tobor> helloooooooooo
20:48:00 <amelia> yeah and that's fine
20:48:00 <Raichu> It's a tourist attraction in Noble
20:48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup tobor
20:48:00 <amelia> whatever works for u
20:48:00 <MiaOneness> Okay amelz
20:48:00 <Agent> Amelibum do you have lots of friends irl?
20:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> amelia is house sitting when i go overseas
20:49:00 <Arbition> what's the call out for amelia?
20:49:00 <Raichu> You type "Places of interest Melbourne" into Google
20:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She gonna use my tozza account and eat pizzas
20:49:00 <tobor> tozza my main man
20:49:00 <Raichu> And blyke's unit shows.
20:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup tow bar
20:49:00 <Raichu> Heading "Melbournes yellowest fridge"
20:49:00 <tobor> how is erryone tonight?
20:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lane
20:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lame
20:49:00 <amelia> Agent i know a lot of people
20:49:00 <Agent> But of course, that's not what I asked
20:49:00 <tobor> just tryina digest my dinner toz
20:49:00 <tobor> chinese
20:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> msggggg
20:50:00 <tobor> it's so fucking heavy ionno y i eat it
20:50:00 <amelia> and I have a lot of friends but maybe about 5 i can stand long periods of time with
20:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 8:49 PM <Agent> But of course, that's not what I asked
20:50:00 <MiaOneness> ah so your moody
20:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who talks like that
20:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
20:50:00 <amelia> no im not moody
20:50:00 <Agent> Tozza, I do, actually :P
20:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Stop with the punctuation
20:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its making me gassey
20:50:00 <Agent> I can't help it
20:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U can
20:50:00 <tobor> lol
20:50:00 <Agent> It hurts my feelings when people type poorly lol
20:51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> O gud
20:51:00 <Agent> I capitalise and I punctuate - except I never use a closing period, which is strange to be even while I do it
20:51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zzzz
20:51:00 <tobor> "can u stop with the fancy spellin n good grammar pls, it's giving me gas" -- tozza in an interview
20:51:00 <amelia> i didn't know pineapples could type
20:51:00 <Raichu> She's not moody, just picky
20:51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Told u she is house sitting for me
20:51:00 <Agent> Amelia is a mad introvert
20:51:00 <steven> ne 1 1r pm
20:51:00 <tobor> "i before e, except after c" -- Agent
20:51:00 <morty> yes I caught a cold from this one http://imgur.com/r/funny/IRXYtVo
20:51:00 <oko1211> hello millenials
20:51:00 <oko1211> thought i would log on see whats going on here from the millenials
20:51:00 <morty> hi greedy baby boomer
20:52:00 <amelia> i dont feel the need to spend time with people im not crazily fond of
20:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 8:51 PM <steven> ne 1 1r pm
20:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Steven whaaat
20:52:00 <Agent> Why do you even use irc, Amelibum?
20:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh
20:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I got it
20:52:00 <steven> lols
20:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
20:52:00 <amelia> cos i fkn laugh so much
20:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
20:52:00 <Agent> lol
20:52:00 <Agent> Isn't that a good basis for friendship? :)
20:52:00 <amelia> plus i like being able to talk shit without actually havin physical company
20:52:00 <amelia> no i mostly laugh @ u guys
20:52:00 <amelia> not with
20:52:00 <steven> you got no friends
20:52:00 <oko1211> kid, when you're talking to me, you're talking to a millionaire
20:52:00 <oko1211> retired at 31
20:52:00 <oko1211> gg tho
20:52:00 <Nice1> dont click on it
20:52:00 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ
20:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rage Against The Machine - Killing In the Name (Mar 26, 2011) Length: 5:16 - Category: Music - 54,270,537 views views - 309,659 likes (97.5%), 7,957 dislikes (2.5%)
20:52:00 <morty> if u click on morty links hackers will steal ur future
20:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaoooo
20:53:00 <Agent> Sounds kinda sociopathic so far :)
20:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 8:52 PM <amelia> no i mostly laugh @ u guys
20:53:00 <amelia> i got friends
20:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Best answerrrr
20:53:00 <steven> yeah they are all here
20:53:00 <steven> lols
20:53:00 <amelia> no
20:53:00 <steven> dont lie to us
20:53:00 <steven> gosh
20:53:00 <MiaOneness> lol steven
20:53:00 <amelia> i like maybe less than 5 people here
20:53:00 <steven> i hope im not in that list
20:53:00 <tobor> you are
20:53:00 <Agent> I know I'm not on that list
20:53:00 <Raichu> You're #1
20:53:00 <morty> heres a picture of Nice1 I found on Facebook (ExpOSeD*] https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/576757_10151490709507350_807637170_n.jpg?oh=82b88bd9b6ccb3e3d54c0acde4e1cc33&oe=5987FA91
20:54:00 <amelia> the rest are fun to play wif
20:54:00 <MiaOneness> 5 is the mafgic number today
20:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaoooo
20:54:00 <tobor> you are tho
20:54:00 <steven> number wun
20:54:00 <tobor> amelia likes 5 'chatters' in here
20:54:00 <tobor> spoiler alert they are all puppies
20:54:00 <MiaOneness> i like Arb, Spanish, Tozza, Agent, Tim, Colours, President Trump
20:54:00 <amelia> ur on the hate list steven
20:54:00 <amelia> big eared faggot
20:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Trump LMAOOO
20:54:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
20:54:00 <Raichu> LOL
20:54:00 <Agent> Lol Amelibum
20:54:00 <Raichu> Trump?
20:54:00 <MiaOneness> and you too Raichu
20:54:00 <Raichu> Serious?
20:54:00 <MiaOneness> I forogt you
20:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> trumps days are numbered
20:54:00 <Nice1> and you're life as well
20:54:00 <Nice1> your
20:54:00 <morty> no u r
20:54:00 <Nice1> virus virus virus
20:54:00 <morty> maybe ur protecting ppl from my evil jpegs or maybe meth is making u paranoid who nose
20:54:00 <oko1211> quick bowl
20:55:00 <steven> i dun care
20:55:00 <Raichu> Yer people tend to do that haha
20:55:00 <steven> i dont need to be on any of the lists
20:55:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah he talks football sometimes
20:55:00 <steven> because if there was a IRC MEET i would be the IRC MEAT
20:55:00 <amelia> ye cos ur irrelevant
20:55:00 <tobor> tbh i don't really know why i come here anymore - most of the people i used to chat with don't come here anymore
20:55:00 <MiaOneness> I dont talk toy uo much steven, you have a relatioship with amelia
20:55:00 <Raichu> steven is #1 on the ears list
20:55:00 <steven> as if
20:55:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
20:55:00 <Raichu> Confirmed
20:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaoooo
20:55:00 <amelia> he wishes he did
20:55:00 <steven> im a slut
20:55:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
20:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> in a long term relo
20:55:00 <steven> i cant just have one girl
20:55:00 <Agent> Steven how many girlfriends do you have at the moment
20:55:00 <steven> i have em all
20:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lies
20:55:00 <MiaOneness> Did you get any feedback fro the medical?
20:55:00 <Nice1> virus virus virus
20:55:00 <Nice1> knows heh
20:55:00 <morty> https://youtu.be/s1aU0hz5Tf8?t=26
20:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biggest AFL Hits (Part.1) (Apr 13, 2013) Length: 2:56 - Category: People & Blogs - 745,944 views views - 1,342 likes (93.6%), 92 dislikes (6.4%)
20:56:00 <amelia> he always msgs me to come for chicken burgers wif him
20:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He caught gay aids
20:56:00 <steven> let me take off my shoes so i cant count dem all
20:56:00 <Raichu> Not yet :/
20:56:00 <amelia> its like would u pls fuck off
20:56:00 <Agent> Steven you full o shit mate :P
20:56:00 <steven> as fuking if amelia
20:56:00 <amelia> im busy taking pics of my dog
20:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbl scratching my cock
20:56:00 <steven> if i seen you walking the street i would run u over
20:56:00 <Eppiox> dog is like a nickname for butthole right?
20:56:00 <steven> and take your dog
20:56:00 <Agent> Amelia it's called a "moot" now, remember
20:56:00 <amelia> *CLiCK CLiCK CLiCK*
20:56:00 <Agent> And stop taking pics of it
20:56:00 <Eppiox> haha
20:56:00 <steven> get your moot out
20:56:00 <Nice1> another vius
20:56:00 <Nice1> virus
20:56:00 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE
20:56:00 <Nice1> virus virus virus
20:56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows (Oct 7, 2009) Length: 4:17 - Category: Music - 55,653,555 views views - 247,530 likes (97.5%), 6,283 dislikes (2.5%)
20:56:00 <Nice1> thats not a virus
20:56:00 <oko1211> who the fuk watches afl
20:57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeh mia
20:57:00 <steven> geddem out MiaOneness
20:57:00 <Eppiox> I'd take pics of my pussy but it's pretty fat and hairy
20:57:00 <amelia> if u seen me on the street ud run up and ask for my IRC autograph
20:57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish get that wang out for the boys
20:57:00 <amelia> AMELIA SIGN DIS, MAKE IT OUT TO "MY DEAR STEVEN, <3 MELIA"
20:57:00 <MiaOneness> lol tozza
20:57:00 <steven> as if
20:57:00 <oko1211> except animals
20:57:00 <oko1211> compete u animal
20:57:00 <oko1211> lol
20:57:00 <oko1211> ur not needed in the new millenium
20:57:00 <oko1211> just wait for the new age u guys get seconded to kafikaela
20:57:00 <oko1211> eat it
20:57:00 <morty> hello anyone here not having a mental health crisis want 2 chat
20:57:00 <sluggz> Hi morty
20:57:00 <Nice1> lol
20:58:00 <tobor> 'its for my friend'
20:58:00 <Eppiox> http://i.imgur.com/gl84eu8.jpg pussy pic :o
20:58:00 <amelia> ahhahahahaha tobor
20:58:00 <Agent> Epi that makes me horny
20:58:00 <MiaOneness> going for a smoke brb
20:58:00 <tobor> that is some quality pussy, Eppiox.
20:58:00 <Agent> It's a bit hairy tho
20:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Love me some hairy ass
20:58:00 <tobor> i'd like to feed that, if you know what i mean
20:58:00 <tobor> whiskats, mainly
20:58:00 <morty> did u c that guy who set his children on fire
20:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mmhm
20:59:00 <amelia> i don't know wot u mean
20:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahaha
20:59:00 <Agent> Amelia is lost
20:59:00 <Agent> Again
20:59:00 <amelia> maybe i like being lost
20:59:00 <tobor> amelia that's coz u only like dogs n u don't speak meow
20:59:00 <Agent> That's obvious, darling
20:59:00 <Raichu> Normal
20:59:00 <amelia> is true
20:59:00 <amelia> anyway there was a cat today at a house
20:59:00 <morty> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/insanity-plea-rejected-dad-who-sent-girl-on-fire-guilty/news-story/484116cdf5bdcd998c75810f51fdfbc1
20:59:00 <sluggz> Lol
20:59:00 <Frank> Arbition are you here
21:00:00 <tobor> u didn't kick it did u
21:00:00 <Agent> That's a fucking revelation, that
21:00:00 <Agent> There was a cat today. At a house.
21:00:00 <Eppiox> mmm i just noticed when Raichu spoke- that kelavra was mising haha :D
21:00:00 <tobor> i will murder you
21:00:00 <amelia> it was following me n then flopping on the floor rolling over for pats
21:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ITS THE FINAL COUNT DOWN
21:00:00 <Raichu> Eppiox?
21:00:00 <Agent> Tozza, you got one!
21:00:00 <Eppiox> like on the weekend evertime you spoke, she ark'd up
21:00:00 <tobor> fuck yeah tozza, cracker tune
21:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> got one what?
21:00:00 <Raichu> lolllllllllll
21:00:00 <Agent> A good one
21:00:00 <Raichu> True
21:00:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA EPPI
21:00:00 <Agent> You started singing a song that's actually good
21:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> excuse me
21:00:00 <Agent> Instead of the usual shit you get into
21:00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck off
21:00:00 <Raichu> Her fake bf is keeping her company
21:00:00 <morty> The court was told that Herbert, who was a heavy cannabis user, poured petrol over his three-year-old in front of his partner after spending the day drinking and smoking.
21:00:00 <sluggz> Lol Frank
21:00:00 <Agent> Lol
21:00:00 <sluggz> Oic
21:00:00 <sluggz> Lol
21:00:00 <Frank> lol
21:01:00 <Raichu> Behave
21:01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Now i hate it thanks
21:01:00 <Eppiox> my fake gf is helping me type
21:01:00 <amelia> where is she anyway
21:01:00 <amelia> shes due for another meltdown
21:01:00 <Raichu> Who cares lol
21:01:00 <Raichu> It's peaceful
21:01:00 <Eppiox> racv cares
21:01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hhahahaaha
21:01:00 <amelia> when meltdowns are involved, I care
21:01:00 <Raichu> lol
21:01:00 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE
21:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queens Of The Stone Age - Go With The Flow (Oct 5, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 34,142,614 views views - 128,060 likes (98%), 2,577 dislikes (2%)
21:02:00 <amelia> whatever u do, dont mention thin eyebrows around her
21:02:00 <Raichu> lolllll
21:02:00 <Agent> Does Epi's bish have queerbrows?
21:02:00 <tobor> yea in fact every time 1 happens amelia copies n pastes it into ircmeltdowns.txt on her desktop
21:02:00 <Raichu> You should've posted your eyebrows amelia
21:02:00 <steven> she calls me ugly
21:02:00 <steven> LoL
21:02:00 <Raichu> Comparison
21:02:00 <steven> she is a cum bucket
21:02:00 <Agent> Does anyone have Amelias pic
21:02:00 <Agent> Someone post it
21:02:00 <tobor> yea
21:02:00 <steven> not worth looking at
21:02:00 <tobor> hook ya up
21:02:00 <morty> pretty sad
21:03:00 <amelia> hahahahahha
21:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i got it
21:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No u cant have it
21:03:00 <tobor> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mRf3-JkwqfU/hqdefault.jpg
21:03:00 <MiaOneness> amelia i forgot moohoo in my list
21:03:00 <MiaOneness> dont mind moohoo either
21:03:00 <Eppiox> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iKhtTSsR9ms/maxresdefault.jpg
21:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaoooo
21:03:00 <amelia> oh u like moohoo?
21:03:00 <steven> im not even on her list
21:03:00 <MiaOneness> hes interesting
21:03:00 <steven> gosh
21:03:00 <Raichu> Rejected
21:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolllllllll
21:03:00 <iBiZa> tozza
21:03:00 <MiaOneness> everyones interesting for me
21:03:00 <iBiZa> i give u credit
21:03:00 <iBiZa> on how much
21:03:00 <iBiZa> u fkn talk
21:03:00 <iBiZa> on your mobile device
21:03:00 <amelia> we need to update ur list mia
21:04:00 <MiaOneness> LOL... i dont have fav..actually i do.. i like when Tim Vs Agent talk
21:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 8:54 PM <MiaOneness> i like Arb, Spanish, Tozza, Agent, Tim, Colours, President Trump
21:04:00 <amelia> mia ur new list is as follows:
21:04:00 <MiaOneness> and i like when Arb has a meltdown
21:04:00 <amelia> #1 Amelia
21:04:00 <amelia> End of list.
21:04:00 <MiaOneness> Nah youre a love me do Amelia
21:04:00 <Agent> Tim vs Agent?
21:04:00 <MiaOneness> id laugh at you in real life
21:04:00 <Agent> What has that happened lol
21:04:00 <steven> HAHA
21:04:00 <steven> we all would!
21:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent vs life
21:04:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah when you get educational
21:04:00 <amelia> ur a love me do?
21:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaooooo
21:04:00 <MiaOneness> its a phrase
21:04:00 <steven> MiaOneness dont forget her health jokes
21:05:00 <amelia> wots that mean
21:05:00 <MiaOneness> i dont like luekemia and AIDS as a joke
21:05:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:05:00 <amelia> i do
21:05:00 <MiaOneness> I know
21:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahahahahha
21:05:00 <amelia> why are u abusing me mia?
21:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> trolll
21:05:00 <MiaOneness> Im not lol.. abuse me too so were even
21:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> steven got popcorn?
21:05:00 <amelia> when did i abuse u
21:05:00 <steven> lols
21:05:00 <MiaOneness> no i say abuse me so we're even
21:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Squid fishing after work
21:05:00 <morty> https://gfycat.com/EminentGleamingAustraliansilkyterrier
21:05:00 <Frank> GLAD WE COULD HALP
21:05:00 <Frank> MULLIGRUB
21:05:00 <morty> sweet tozza
21:06:00 <steven> i got 1 litre of red cordial
21:06:00 <Agent> I got peppermint cadbury's, will that do
21:06:00 <Raichu> Yet to see abuse
21:06:00 <MiaOneness> LOL Agent, send me some
21:06:00 <steven> give her your best insult amelia
21:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> no agent
21:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It wont
21:06:00 <Agent> No way it's all mine :)
21:06:00 <steven> bet ya scared
21:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good
21:06:00 <tobor> give her a sec, she's opening insults.txt
21:06:00 <amelia> no steven i am a sensitive soul and id just like to know why mia feels the need to put me down
21:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
21:06:00 <Agent> lolol
21:06:00 <MiaOneness> I want you to send me a snack, cant ask tozza for that
21:06:00 <MiaOneness> before its summer
21:06:00 <Agent> Why not
21:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao why
21:06:00 <MiaOneness> because it will melt in june
21:06:00 <Agent> Hahaha
21:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i dont get it
21:06:00 <spanish> Sup tozza
21:07:00 <Agent> It'll take til June to bloody get there
21:07:00 <blyke> hi
21:07:00 <MiaOneness> Nah, 10 days
21:07:00 <Agent> Hahaha
21:07:00 <blyke> hi MiaOneness
21:07:00 <steven> blyke has a snack for ya
21:07:00 <blyke> no i dont
21:07:00 <blyke> lols
21:07:00 <steven> i will give you the main
21:07:00 <Raichu> Here we go
21:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Out of the yellow esky
21:07:00 <tobor> what do u want mia? vegemite?
21:07:00 <Agent> Hmm let's see, how much do these things weigh
21:07:00 <MiaOneness> I dont mind blyke, but im a bit afraid of him
21:07:00 <Agent> 200g each
21:07:00 <Raichu> Most women are MiaOneness
21:07:00 <blyke> dont be affraid of me
21:07:00 <MiaOneness> I got vegemite here.. Snack as in Cadbury
21:07:00 <Agent> So you want a peppermind and a snack, 400g
21:07:00 <amelia> u like all the crazies
21:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg im so bored
21:07:00 <amelia> prob cos u can relate to them
21:07:00 <tobor> k well i'll bbs
21:07:00 <MiaOneness> nah just Snack
21:08:00 <blyke> i just be silly when drunk
21:08:00 <Agent> How much does it cost to send 400g to Cyprus
21:08:00 <steven> vaginamite
21:08:00 <Raichu> Kinky
21:08:00 <MiaOneness> Yes amelia, i can relate
21:08:00 <MiaOneness> Im pretty friendly
21:08:00 <MiaOneness> I like the oddballs
21:08:00 <steven> mono?
21:08:00 <blyke> coffee is good
21:09:00 <blyke> lols
21:09:00 <MiaOneness> Vegemite only recently started being sold in Cyprus, its great! thtas one thing that opens my appeitite
21:09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im out u cunts are boring
21:09:00 <Eppiox> haha
21:09:00 <blyke> cya
21:09:00 <MiaOneness> bye tozza, youll be back soon enough
21:09:00 <Agent> Mia, what city are you closest to?
21:09:00 <MiaOneness> Limassol
21:09:00 <blyke> i used to play text base muds
21:10:00 <blyke> on bbs
21:10:00 <MiaOneness> or known in Greek as lemesos
21:10:00 <blyke> bulletin board system
21:10:00 <blyke> MiaOneness
21:10:00 <blyke> but i more played quake
21:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> OMG HERE WE GO AGAIN
21:10:00 <blyke> and made weapon hacks
21:10:00 <blyke> for it
21:10:00 <morty> wanna see how many maltesears I can fit in my mouth, my record is 34
21:10:00 <oko1211> lol @ millenials
21:11:00 <Raichu> blyke da master hacka
21:11:00 <blyke> was on sick below windows 2000
21:11:00 <blyke> dos was easy as
21:11:00 <MiaOneness> Did you like KPAx agent?
21:11:00 <blyke> fc
21:11:00 <blyke> was my friend
21:11:00 <steven> ath0++
21:11:00 <blyke> filecompare
21:11:00 <blyke> lols
21:11:00 <Frank> 34
21:11:00 <oko1211> do u even lift bro
21:11:00 <morty> its a dangerous game cos u can suffocate on chocolate balls
21:11:00 <oko1211> ive swalloed 2 dollar coins
21:11:00 <oko1211> beat that ni**er
21:11:00 <morty> oko1211 is b1rd ban evading yea
21:11:00 <Frank> Lol of course he is
21:11:00 <morty> why is trump posting pics of your naked butt
21:12:00 <blyke> master hacked of save games
21:12:00 <blyke> rofl
21:12:00 <Raichu> Was that the hangup command?
21:12:00 <Agent> Yeah I saw it a long time ago
21:12:00 <MiaOneness> I thought it was great
21:12:00 <Agent> It says here that cocoa and sugar is an import restriction in Cyprus
21:12:00 <MiaOneness> really?
21:12:00 <steven> yeah
21:12:00 <MiaOneness> Oh
21:12:00 <oko1211> who
21:12:00 <morty> y u take a butthole selfie
21:12:00 <oko1211> for vegas baby
21:12:00 <oko1211> havent u been there
21:12:00 <oko1211> its anus transformation there at the 7 main casinos
21:12:00 <morty> u gotta get sum self control doge
21:13:00 <Raichu> Dialup <3
21:13:00 <Agent> This would mean I can't send you chocolate darl :(
21:13:00 <MiaOneness> Oh boo hoo, no wonder they dont have it
21:13:00 <amelia> Agent have u ever had a gf
21:13:00 <Raichu> Wonder if you can dialup over VOIP
21:13:00 <amelia> not online
21:13:00 <Agent> Amelia, of course
21:13:00 <Agent> Have you?
21:13:00 <amelia> ?
21:13:00 <Agent> I've never had an online girlfriend
21:13:00 <amelia> Agent pls be honest @ me this time
21:13:00 <morty> make better choices
21:13:00 <oko1211> kid'd
21:13:00 <oko1211> whatever u say kid
21:13:00 <oko1211> im buying a ls3 v8 in 2 weeks
21:13:00 <oko1211> with factory quad exhausts
21:13:00 <oko1211> worth 300k in 30 years
21:13:00 <oko1211> if i look after it
21:13:00 <oko1211> ill buy another block for 5k
21:14:00 <Agent> There was one girl whom I met online that *almost* became an irl gf
21:14:00 <blyke> amelia
21:14:00 <blyke> how r you
21:14:00 <Agent> But unless you think that counts, I never had an online gf
21:14:00 <amelia> o ok
21:14:00 <blyke> lols
21:14:00 <blyke> kk
21:14:00 <blyke> wtf
21:14:00 <blyke> rofl
21:14:00 <oko1211> to refit it to sell it, and validate the vin numbers properly
21:14:00 <oko1211> ez ni**er
21:14:00 <morty> only gotta stop injecting drugs 2 impress me
21:15:00 <amelia> why would u send someone chocolate
21:15:00 <Agent> Mia I could try anyway I suppose. Box it right up and declare it as a document or some shit
21:15:00 <blyke> i would amelia buy you chocolate
21:15:00 <Agent> They'll xray it though
21:15:00 <amelia> i buy my own fat ass some chocolate
21:15:00 <blyke> u not fat
21:15:00 <blyke> u healthy
21:15:00 <steven> im eating kfc
21:15:00 <amelia> lolllll
21:15:00 <Agent> Are you fat Amelibum
21:15:00 <oko1211> kid ive been on drugs since 14
21:15:00 <oko1211> its never going to change
21:15:00 <oko1211> i have to factor it in to my budget
21:15:00 <oko1211> i spend 600 a fortnight on drugs
21:15:00 <oko1211> so that leaves me some shit i cant remember
21:15:00 <oko1211> i get paid 1.6k in annuities a week
21:15:00 <oko1211> annuities
21:15:00 <oko1211> plus other incentives
21:15:00 <oko1211> so kid
21:16:00 <Agent> You don't look fat in the half-pics I've seen of you
21:16:00 <steven> LoL
21:16:00 <amelia> i am not fat
21:16:00 <amelia> u mean my finger pics?
21:16:00 <Agent> I've only seen two pics of you
21:16:00 <MiaOneness> Theyll look it u
21:16:00 <Eppiox> fingering pics :U
21:16:00 <steven> who sent em to ya Agent ?
21:16:00 <Agent> One with your finger stuck up and orange nails with one eye looking over the top
21:16:00 <Agent> Which you sent me yourself
21:16:00 <morty> dunno man you don't seem very happy
21:16:00 <oko1211> when you're talking to me, you're talking to a millionaire
21:16:00 <morty> and that hobby only leads to hospital, death and prison
21:16:00 <oko1211> whatever kid
21:16:00 <oko1211> just returned from 3 weeks vacation, kinda changed my perspective of shit
21:16:00 <oko1211> u know
21:16:00 <oko1211> lol .. thats from zoolander
21:17:00 <Agent> And the other one appears to be of your hair. With a white top on.
21:17:00 <steven> what a irc whore
21:17:00 <tozza-gone> Case closed
21:17:00 <Agent> I forget where I saw that one from
21:17:00 <Agent> You prolly posted that one too
21:17:00 <steven> lol
21:17:00 <morty> you can lie to yourself all you want idc
21:17:00 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8vzTsnPps
21:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Limp Bizkit - My Way (Oct 5, 2009) Length: 4:55 - Category: Music - 72,911,478 views views - 258,793 likes (96.3%), 10,052 dislikes (3.7%)
21:17:00 <oko1211> lol whatever kid
21:17:00 <oko1211> kid'd
21:17:00 <oko1211> perception/reality
21:17:00 <oko1211> u r ur own creation
21:17:00 <oko1211> gg
21:18:00 <MiaOneness> Going to make a coffee.. cold this time
21:18:00 <Agent> Ew
21:18:00 <Agent> Cold coffee
21:18:00 <Agent> wtf woman
21:18:00 <tozza-gone> Anyway
21:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> farts pussy ass cunt lick ball sweat
21:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> mmhmm
21:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Do do do do
21:20:00 <morty> sweet brah I'm go fry up some meat yo
21:21:00 <Raichu> Not at work tozza[Mobile]?
21:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What are you the cia
21:22:00 <Raichu> lolol
21:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I am at work
21:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sucks balls
21:22:00 <oko1211> kk
21:23:00 <steven> kfc is finished
21:23:00 <steven> demolished
21:23:00 <MiaOneness> wicked wings?
21:23:00 <MiaOneness> hot n spicey
21:23:00 <steven> i think so
21:23:00 <MiaOneness> loved the hot and spicey menu.. do they still have it?
21:23:00 <steven> ye
21:23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It comes and goes
21:23:00 <MiaOneness> cost 20$ to go to kfc still
21:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 60
21:24:00 <MiaOneness> you come and go.. karma karma kameleon
21:24:00 <MiaOneness> shut up tozza
21:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Small big mac meal 9.95
21:24:00 <MiaOneness> PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
21:24:00 <MiaOneness> should be 5
21:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
21:24:00 <amelia> mia do u work
21:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its a luxurious restaurant now
21:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gormer menu
21:25:00 <MiaOneness> you asked me that before amelia. I do not work in Cyprus. I dont speak Greek well enough to get a proper job
21:25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fries come out in a lil basket
21:25:00 <amelia> I asked u again cos u didnt answer
21:25:00 <MiaOneness> I did
21:25:00 <MiaOneness> it must of hidden itself somewhere
21:25:00 <amelia> well i was probably singing songs to my dog so i was busy
21:25:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
21:26:00 <iBiZa> earth worm jim
21:26:00 <amelia> how do u survive
21:26:00 <Eppiox> munniiii
21:26:00 <MiaOneness> Generosity of wealthy parents
21:26:00 <amelia> oki
21:26:00 <MiaOneness> My mum doesnt mind, my stepdad does
21:28:00 <MiaOneness> Amazing that there are people who meet off the net, and get greencards for their gf's r bf's in America... it makes good reality TV
21:28:00 <tobor> im back but why is the moon so bright 2nite
21:28:00 <MiaOneness> Theyu dont look like internet ppl
21:28:00 <amelia> catfish is better
21:28:00 <oko1211> who wants to see my correspondence to legal proceedings to my legal team for 30k
21:28:00 <oko1211> pm me if interested
21:28:00 <oko1211> i'm harvard educated, retired at 31
21:29:00 <amelia> they're dumb n get rolled
21:29:00 <MiaOneness> Not all
21:29:00 <Eppiox> the moon is extra white supremacist
21:29:00 <MiaOneness> Internet relationships can work.. had a few
21:29:00 <iBiZa> yes they can
21:29:00 <iBiZa> me and eppiox
21:29:00 <iBiZa> had one
21:29:00 <MiaOneness> But i didnt move countries for one
21:29:00 <Eppiox> aye
21:29:00 <amelia> where u were in relationship without meeting?
21:29:00 <MiaOneness> Nah
21:29:00 <Eppiox> iBiZa made me type naughty things
21:29:00 <oko1211> this information is a commodity for those who wish to learn the english language properly
21:29:00 <Frank> wtf
21:30:00 <MiaOneness> Where I met someone from the Internet and had a relationship
21:30:00 <amelia> ohh
21:30:00 <steven> LoL
21:30:00 <steven> hang on
21:30:00 <amelia> so online dating
21:30:00 <amelia> a dating website?
21:30:00 <MiaOneness> nah IRC in the 2000
21:30:00 <MiaOneness> 17 years ago lol
21:30:00 <oko1211> kid'd
21:30:00 <oko1211> millenials learning english from some liberalist concept at an early age
21:30:00 <Frank> Not a very good troll
21:30:00 <Frank> You can do better than that
21:30:00 <oko1211> peasantry for the ruling class, lead by the queen of england
21:30:00 <oko1211> hi amelia girl <3
21:30:00 <Frank> You used to be good at this
21:31:00 <Agent> I nearly did that
21:31:00 <iBiZa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzGzRqNj58
21:31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roxy Music - Jealous Guy (Apr 23, 2010) Length: 4:54 - Category: Music - 5,674,739 views views - 20,639 likes (97.1%), 608 dislikes (2.9%)
21:31:00 <Agent> But I knew she was coming to Sydney, so I feel like that's different
21:31:00 <Agent> Didn't happen anyway, when she got here she ended up with someone else lol
21:31:00 <amelia> prob cos u didn't send her chocolate
21:31:00 <MiaOneness> Oh, thats funny Agent
21:31:00 <Agent> Apparently :(
21:31:00 <amelia> hi hi oko girl
21:31:00 <oko1211> <3
21:32:00 <amelia> send me ur bank deets
21:32:00 <MiaOneness> I moved to Sydney for a year for an Internet guy
21:32:00 <MiaOneness> he wanted marriage though
21:32:00 <tobor> what a cunt
21:32:00 <MiaOneness> was well off from Bankstown
21:32:00 <MiaOneness> the only child
21:32:00 <MiaOneness> I was bored shitless
21:32:00 <Agent> She lived in Perth, and I was talking to her as friends for like two years, then she met my best mate, also online, and they got to talking
21:32:00 <MiaOneness> It was not a challegne
21:32:00 <Agent> He was interested in her, but she was interested in me, and I didn't know
21:32:00 <amelia> lolllll
21:32:00 <amelia> snaked
21:32:00 <xm> was she from IRC, Agent?
21:33:00 <Agent> xm, yes
21:33:00 <xm> do you remember the nick
21:33:00 <steven> https://dtsft.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/catfish-meme-generator-folks-be-like-let-s-meet-in-person-87a816.jpg?w=640
21:33:00 <MiaOneness> how long ago?
21:33:00 <Agent> Anyway she agreed to come to Sydney and stay with him to see if a relationship was possible
21:33:00 <Agent> And like a week before she came out from Perth she told me she really wanted to be with me instead
21:33:00 <Agent> And I was like... fucken what
21:33:00 <amelia> when i met steven, his ears were even bigger in person
21:34:00 <Agent> Anyway she came here, went to stay with him and now they are married with a kid
21:34:00 <steven> my ears = my penis
21:34:00 <Agent> Lol
21:34:00 <steven> code word
21:34:00 <MiaOneness> lol steven
21:34:00 <Agent> xm, I do remember the nick, but I don't I'm going to share it with someone who might be able to find out stuff about it :P
21:34:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4-t6bmh4Uc reuploaded still creepy
21:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The News Hasn't Happened Yet | #1: Andrew Tolvern Is DEAD (Apr 10, 2017) Length: 2:56 - Category: Comedy - 33,310 views views - 5,159 likes (99.6%), 23 dislikes (0.4%)
21:34:00 <partay> oko1211 the spastic is strong with you
21:35:00 <steven> thats my excuse when i lie Agent!
21:35:00 <steven> LoL
21:35:00 <Agent> This was 20 years ago :)
21:35:00 <tobor> in school the teacher was like everyone put on your headphones and there's steven trying to get his headphones onto two giant cocks sticking out of his head
21:35:00 <MiaOneness> Same same
21:35:00 <Agent> Steven, I have no reason to lie...
21:35:00 <Agent> But if you think I am, that doesn't bother me very much :P
21:35:00 <steven> thats what they all say...
21:35:00 <amelia> Agent was her nick Pieter?
21:36:00 <Arbition> ok I have now fully tried out the suit I plan to wear to the interview tomorrow https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2jHgkGt14XJakVMU3J5cTJEVmc
21:36:00 <Agent> Lol Amelibum
21:36:00 <Agent> No
21:36:00 <steven> pieter file
21:36:00 <steven> lolz
21:36:00 <xm> Arbition: what happened to the old job?
21:36:00 <Arbition> I still have it
21:36:00 <tobor> hey xm
21:36:00 <Arbition> I just want out
21:36:00 <Agent> That's a schmick piece, Arb
21:36:00 <xm> ey tobor
21:36:00 <MiaOneness> you look good in that Arb
21:36:00 <steven> mia...
21:36:00 <steven> give him some tips
21:36:00 <Agent> Just make sure your tie clip is straight, cause that guy looks retarded
21:36:00 <steven> man bun would look better i rekon!
21:36:00 <Faust> now go try out a haircut
21:36:00 <Arbition> That IS me
21:37:00 <Agent> Wellk you look retarded, straighten your fucken tie clip
21:37:00 <Agent> Lol
21:37:00 <xm> did you have [email protected] as your email on your resume
21:37:00 <amelia> Arbition u are 1x man bun away from securing mia
21:37:00 <xm> guaraneteed to get you on the top of the pile
21:37:00 <tobor> man buns are only for homosexuals, and faggots
21:37:00 <Arbition> xm: No, I had my own custom domain
21:37:00 <Agent> Otherwise it looks schmick, like I said
21:37:00 <steven> abitions.manbun.com
21:37:00 <xm> id.au ?
21:37:00 <steven> =p
21:37:00 <Arbition> well thank you
21:37:00 <Arbition> no, .name
21:37:00 <Raichu> [email protected]
21:37:00 <spanish> Hello
21:38:00 <xm> how are you hosting the email
21:38:00 <Arbition> using fastmail
21:38:00 <MiaOneness> man buns are hot
21:38:00 <Raichu> No wonder you missed out
21:38:00 <Raichu> .....
21:38:00 <MiaOneness> you got to have hair for it
21:38:00 <MiaOneness> and most men do not
21:38:00 <Agent> You look like a normal dude, Arb
21:38:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah I agree with Agent. Looks good, you look fun
21:38:00 <steven> LoL
21:38:00 <steven> get em out for her
21:38:00 <MiaOneness> Have you hadn in pocket like Roger Jones
21:38:00 <Agent> I keep expecting IRC people to look weird for osme reason
21:38:00 <Raichu> Arbition: Do you have a manbun?
21:38:00 <Agent> Even though I am an IRC people myself
21:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Squid fishing after work
21:38:00 <spanish> Are you tozza
21:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Teh
21:39:00 <Arbition> My sister insisted I put the hand in the pocket
21:39:00 <Arbition> No Raichu, I refuse to wear one
21:39:00 <MiaOneness> I like it
21:39:00 <xm> c
21:39:00 <Agent> Yeh the pocket is very cash
21:39:00 <amelia> lolllllllllll
21:39:00 <Raichu> lol
21:39:00 <steven> hole in the pocket?
21:39:00 <Raichu> I could pull off a manbun atm but I'm not faggot enough
21:39:00 <steven> you sure?
21:39:00 <steven> LoL
21:39:00 <Arbition> haha, nah it wasn't too expensive
21:39:00 <Raichu> 99%
21:39:00 <MiaOneness> youre not cool enouhg is the proper term
21:39:00 <tobor> eyyy Raichu
21:39:00 <steven> hahaahaha
21:39:00 <amelia> ye u look good
21:39:00 <MiaOneness> you got to be cool to look good in a man bun
21:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U got $1.50 for a drink?
21:39:00 <spanish> Come to my area
21:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers
21:39:00 <partay> tozza nigs.. did postman pat drop anything off
21:40:00 <amelia> but what fkn size are ur feet
21:40:00 <steven> how come every fgt gets +v but me
21:40:00 <tobor> no mia i think Raichu not faggot enough
21:40:00 <Agent> If the button is fastened you gotta lift the material to pocket. If the button is open you have to sweep it back to pocket. #Suittips
21:40:00 <steven> only reason im speaking
21:40:00 <steven> tossa is racist
21:40:00 <Raichu> He has an exception on you steven
21:40:00 <Raichu> He is anti-ears
21:40:00 <MiaOneness> LOL @ suit tip
21:40:00 <MiaOneness> I didnt know that
21:40:00 <Agent> :P
21:40:00 <Arbition> Don't know what you mean by lift the material to pocket
21:40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Steven is a big eared fuck face
21:40:00 <Agent> I wear a suit at work all the time
21:40:00 <steven> LoL
21:40:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:40:00 <Agent> Arb, like you'er doing. Lifting the side of the jacket to reach the pocket
21:40:00 <MiaOneness> Is that true Agent?
21:40:00 <amelia> ohhhh i think about it all the time, dont know why, just hold me closer, so i can try expose ya
21:40:00 <amelia> ohhhhhh i
21:41:00 <Arbition> I don't know how you could otherwise...
21:41:00 <Agent> But if the jacket button is open, that move looks stupid. Gotta sweep the whole side of the jacket back to get to the pocket, that looks cash
21:41:00 <Arbition> I wouldn't like to wear this particular suit everyday
21:41:00 <Agent> Mia, yes
21:41:00 <amelia> miscoozie Arbition i freakin asked u a question
21:41:00 <MiaOneness> I hope you get the job
21:41:00 <Agent> I wear a suit at all times when at work
21:41:00 <MiaOneness> WOuld be happy to hear it
21:41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> There
21:41:00 <steven> ?
21:41:00 <Arbition> pretty restrictive, particularly around the calfs
21:41:00 <Arbition> I think it is the calfs
21:41:00 <xm> im an absolute slob at work. my jeans are totally torn at the bottom
21:41:00 <Arbition> what are the ones above the knee
21:41:00 <Raichu> I couldn't handle wearing a suit everyday
21:41:00 <Raichu> It'd piss me off
21:41:00 <amelia> quads
21:41:00 <Arbition> amelia: I'm 11 and wide food
21:41:00 <partay> amelia toastie.. kgo
21:41:00 <amelia> too busy karaokeing cant u see
21:41:00 <partay> yah i heard the dog howl
21:41:00 <partay> now i know why
21:42:00 <steven> i was joking
21:42:00 <Arbition> so I need a flat fronted shoe
21:42:00 <steven> i hate +v
21:42:00 <Agent> I wear my government licence on my chest, my radio on my belt with the earpiece coming up from the back of the neck and the mic pinned to my front lapel
21:42:00 <steven> haha
21:42:00 <Arbition> otherwise it'd have to point out a mile
21:42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck sakes
21:42:00 <Agent> A little chinese gold luck charm on the same lapel
21:42:00 <amelia> they look size 20
21:42:00 <tobor> Agent what do you do
21:42:00 <steven> so do you amelia
21:42:00 <MiaOneness> whats a lapel?
21:42:00 <steven> labia
21:42:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
21:42:00 <Agent> Lapel. The flap at the chest on either side of the tie
21:42:00 <amelia> i jus had a rough summer ok
21:42:00 <MiaOneness> ah
21:42:00 <Arbition> might just be an abberation of the lens
21:42:00 <MiaOneness> learn something everyday
21:42:00 <amelia> ruff ruff
21:43:00 <Agent> See how the jacket folds back 1 or 2 inches between the collar and the button?
21:43:00 <steven> rough time at KFC
21:43:00 <MiaOneness> LAPEL...
21:43:00 <Agent> That's called a lapel
21:43:00 <Arbition> I swear they're not that long
21:43:00 <tobor> Agent what do you do
21:43:00 <MiaOneness> sounds like a Cartlton player.. Lappin
21:43:00 <MiaOneness> which also means rabbit in French
21:43:00 <Agent> Tobor, I'm Gaming Manager at a casino
21:43:00 <tobor> ahhh
21:43:00 <Raichu> Melbourne only has 1 casino
21:43:00 <Raichu> lol
21:43:00 <Agent> So does Sydney
21:43:00 <Agent> But the parent company owns all casinos in QLD as well
21:44:00 <Arbition> so an underworld casino?
21:44:00 <Agent> No
21:44:00 <Agent> I work at The Star casino
21:44:00 <tobor> where he's a star
21:44:00 <Raichu> Agent is the one who puts horses heads on overdue debtors pillows
21:44:00 <steven> i work at a brothel
21:44:00 <Agent> Lol Raichu
21:44:00 <Agent> Steven I believe you
21:44:00 <Raichu> steven is the janitor
21:44:00 <xm> im a paper pusher at Centrelink. i fill in fortnightly forms
21:44:00 <tobor> he says he works there but steven is actually just on work experience
21:44:00 <Raichu> Mops up
21:44:00 <Agent> You talk like a receptionist at a cut-rate whorehouse
21:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah partay not today
21:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Or yesterday
21:44:00 <partay> Mmmm
21:44:00 <oko1211> tozza u fag
21:44:00 <oko1211> why u taking voice
21:44:00 <oko1211> op me now
21:44:00 <oko1211> ur talking to ur boss
21:44:00 <partay> oko stfu
21:44:00 <oko1211> i give u permission to breath under fire
21:45:00 <tobor> doesn't get paid
21:45:00 <Raichu> Work exp kid?
21:45:00 <Agent> defs
21:45:00 <Raichu> steven: This true?
21:45:00 <steven> yeah Raichu is the biggest customer there
21:45:00 <steven> he cums once a week
21:45:00 <Raichu> Yup
21:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> More than me
21:45:00 <Agent> I'll take a pic of my suit tomorrow at work
21:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lucky cunt
21:45:00 <steven> i put jen on my broomstick and mop it up
21:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No thanks
21:45:00 <Raichu> oko1211: Stfu faggot
21:45:00 <oko1211> no one else
21:45:00 <oko1211> kid'd
21:45:00 <oko1211> see
21:45:00 <oko1211> i am in the right
21:45:00 <Raichu> Spastic cunt
21:45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf are you talking about loo
21:45:00 <Raichu> Everyone knows it's auto voice
21:45:00 <oko1211> quick bowl
21:45:00 <partay> lol
21:46:00 <Raichu> steven gets me mates rates
21:46:00 <Raichu> lolol
21:46:00 <tobor> SuitPix.Agent.id.au
21:47:00 <steven> lower rate for Raichu because he cant get it up
21:47:00 <steven> jokes!
21:47:00 <steven> hahaha
21:47:00 <Arbition> Agent: Cool
21:47:00 <Agent> Lol fuck I found a whole set of pics of me at work
21:47:00 <Arbition> I guess yours would be more comfortable though
21:47:00 <Agent> I forgot I had these
21:47:00 <Arbition> because you have to actually work in them
21:47:00 <Agent> Well
21:47:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA steven
21:47:00 <Agent> Mine's quite comfortable, but it's heavy material
21:47:00 <Arbition> My pants felt like they were ready to split
21:47:00 <Raichu> LOL
21:48:00 <amelia> do a squat Arbition
21:48:00 <amelia> ass to grass
21:48:00 <Agent> Don't let them split during the interview :P
21:48:00 <Arbition> that would ruin them immediately I reckon
21:48:00 <steven> omg
21:48:00 <tobor> do a flip
21:48:00 <steven> i had to do squats for my boyfriend
21:48:00 <tobor> do a flip faggot
21:48:00 <amelia> hahahahahahahahaha
21:48:00 <Arbition> I'm out of the suit now by the way
21:48:00 <Arbition> Packed it up and into the car
21:48:00 <steven> blue panties?
21:48:00 <amelia> are u naked
21:48:00 <Arbition> Agent: So are we going to see the pics
21:48:00 <Arbition> no amelia
21:48:00 <steven> got it on the coat hanger ?
21:48:00 <amelia> 12bloo?
21:48:00 <Agent> Oh um
21:48:00 <steven> hanging infront of the window
21:48:00 <Agent> I'd have to post them
21:48:00 <steven> imma do a smash n grab later
21:49:00 <amelia> post ur pic Agent
21:49:00 <steven> better have them blue panties in em
21:49:00 <Arbition> nah, I've put it flat in the boot
21:49:00 <Raichu> Arbition: What sort of work are you trying for?
21:49:00 <tobor> yea n this time dont make me sign into google
21:49:00 <Agent> Amelibum I have a couple of pics posted
21:49:00 <Arbition> Raichu: Programmer, but in a financial tech firm
21:49:00 <amelia> i not seen any
21:49:00 <Agent> I'll put one or two up on imgur, hang on
21:49:00 <steven> yea
21:49:00 <amelia> thnx
21:49:00 <steven> give us a geez
21:49:00 <steven> right click "save"
21:49:00 <tobor> yea, we will rate u
21:49:00 <tobor> non sexually of course
21:49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh no go partay
21:49:00 <oko1211> ill sell my 8 digit sequential icq number for 20k, pm me if interested
21:49:00 <partay> tozza maybe its travelling by boat
21:50:00 <Agent> http://imgur.com/a/mbhDt
21:50:00 <steven> .run memegenerator.com
21:50:00 <Agent> Ok there's one
21:50:00 <steven> fuck
21:50:00 <Agent> That's pretty recent
21:50:00 <Raichu> Arbition: Are you finally upgrading those Windows 98 ATMs?
21:50:00 <Arbition> wat that's not a suit
21:50:00 <Arbition> lol
21:50:00 <steven> the brad pitt of #melbourne
21:50:00 <Arbition> Don't think so
21:50:00 <Agent> Arb nono, that's just Amelia wanting my pic
21:50:00 <Arbition> oh
21:50:00 <Agent> I'm just going through my folder and findone pics of me
21:50:00 <Agent> My suit might be in here somewhere lol
21:50:00 <steven> what do you rate him amelia
21:50:00 <amelia> how bigs ur tv
21:50:00 <partay> or hovercraft
21:51:00 <Raichu> tv being code of course
21:51:00 <amelia> nice pic Agent
21:51:00 <Arbition> Yeah, good face structure, well planted smile
21:51:00 <Agent> http://imgur.com/a/C4dLn
21:51:00 <Agent> There's one from a couple of days ago
21:51:00 <tobor> Arbition: what do u rate him?
21:51:00 <Agent> That one's the most recent pic of me that exists
21:52:00 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM
21:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PIKOTARO - PPAP (Pen Pineapple Apple Pen) (Long Version) [Official Video] (Nov 2, 2016) Length: 2:34 - Category: Music - 64,580,349 views views - 612,991 likes (86%), 100,194 dislikes (14%)
21:52:00 <Arbition> tobor: idk
21:52:00 <MiaOneness> you look like a cop in that one
21:52:00 <tobor> nooo steven i always get that stuck in my head
21:52:00 <Raichu> For some reason, I'd pictured you to look a little faggot Agent
21:52:00 <Raichu> But you don't.
21:52:00 <Agent> People say they can tell I was a cop
21:52:00 <Agent> From the wya I move and walk
21:52:00 <Agent> I don't get it
21:52:00 <tobor> oh
21:52:00 <tobor> were u tho
21:52:00 <amelia> at least u use samsung
21:53:00 <Agent> Yeah, I was a cop for 5.5 years
21:53:00 <Arbition> as opposed to what amelia?
21:53:00 <Raichu> iPhag
21:53:00 <MiaOneness> I know Agent, Im up to date with your life
21:53:00 <tobor> what sort of police work did u do
21:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> OH MY LORD
21:53:00 <amelia> iPhone
21:53:00 <Arbition> lol up to date with other persons life
21:53:00 <tobor> like on the street, detective, canine etc
21:53:00 <steven> i have iphone 7
21:53:00 <Arbition> MiaOneness confirmed stalker
21:53:00 <steven> amelia prolly has a s2
21:53:00 <MiaOneness> lol Arb
21:53:00 <steven> 'yeah samsung is the best!'
21:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Samsung is shit
21:54:00 <Agent> Tobor, I was in general duties for 3 years, then I became a CQB and weapons instructor, on my way to joining the Operational Safety and Tactics Unit
21:54:00 <tobor> UR shit
21:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Battery last 6 months
21:54:00 <amelia> shut ur earflaps dumbo
21:54:00 <steven> or they just blow up
21:54:00 <tobor> haha nah jokes tozza, i have an iphone.
21:54:00 <Arbition> Mine is a Sony
21:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ive owned s2 s3 then note 4
21:54:00 <steven> best model they brought out
21:54:00 <steven> the ones that blow up
21:54:00 <tobor> that's pretty rad Agent
21:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> all same shit battery problems
21:54:00 <Agent> Yeah, I liked it
21:54:00 <MiaOneness> You all should see my phone
21:54:00 <Agent> But I got blocked from joining OSTU for political bullshit reasons, which is where I really wanted to be
21:54:00 <Agent> So I quit
21:54:00 <MiaOneness> Youd laugh, or think Im retro
21:54:00 <tobor> it's a 3310, isn't it mia.
21:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahaha
21:55:00 <steven> 5110
21:55:00 <tobor> ahhh
21:55:00 <Faust> did you ever bash any abos?
21:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 8250
21:55:00 <MiaOneness> It doesnt even have a number thats how old it is
21:55:00 <steven> lolz
21:55:00 <tobor> LOL faust
21:55:00 <MiaOneness> tozza would know
21:55:00 <Arbition> OTSU? Some kind of union?
21:55:00 <Agent> Wait lemme see if I can find my old academy photos LOLOLOL
21:55:00 <Raichu> 3310
21:55:00 <MiaOneness> is it 8250 tozz
21:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> no lol
21:55:00 <MiaOneness> oh
21:55:00 <Raichu> lol
21:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like a 3850
21:55:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know what make it is, but its old..
21:55:00 <tobor> Operational Safety and Tactics Unit
21:55:00 <Agent> OSTU. Operational Safety and Tactics Unit. The parent organisation to the State Protection Group, which is essentially a SWAT team.
21:55:00 <MiaOneness> i think theyll come into fashion soon
21:55:00 <Arbition> ah
21:56:00 <MiaOneness> people will stop updating their phones like its something important
21:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 3310 being re released
21:56:00 <Agent> I never actually got in, even though they invited me
21:56:00 <Agent> My commander pulled some political bullshit and wouldn't let me go, cause she'd spent too much money on my training already
21:56:00 <MiaOneness> let me go find it and ill take a piuc
21:56:00 <Agent> I'm worth $650k to the state of NSW
21:56:00 <tobor> so when amelia abuses me on irc i will say im gonna paste the logs to the cops n send it to agent
21:56:00 <amelia> fuck u u wanna die?
21:57:00 <Arbition> and you told them to get bent and went to a casino?
21:57:00 <tobor> i will actually roll u
21:57:00 <amelia> i will kill u
21:57:00 <Agent> Arb, yes
21:57:00 <amelia> taste like bubblegum
21:57:00 <tobor> n puppies
21:57:00 <partay> lol
21:58:00 <amelia> RuFF
21:58:00 <tobor> ew burnt dog hair
21:58:00 <Agent> It's a longer, more complicated story than that, but the short version is I trained for 3 years at a cost of $650k to the command, all approved by my commander. But halfway through my training my commander got promoted and a new commander took over, and when I was finished the new commander said no, we spent too much money on you, I'm not sending you anywhere
21:58:00 <Agent> So I said fuck you bish and left
21:58:00 <amelia> sounds bs to me
21:58:00 <Agent> Total bs
21:58:00 <Agent> But, it is what it is
21:58:00 <Agent> I'm earning more money now that I would have been
21:58:00 <Agent> Which is a plus
21:58:00 <Agent> And I do enjoy my current job
21:58:00 <Arbition> Did she have someone else in mind to promote?
21:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> YAWWWNNNNNN
21:58:00 <partay> bye l00py
21:59:00 <Agent> But it's not nearly as exciting as a tactical unit
21:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> wheres the food at
21:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> anyone eating
21:59:00 <amelia> no I mean as if they spend that much and they jus not do anything
21:59:00 <Agent> Arb no, she didn't send anybody
21:59:00 <amelia> more to it i bet
21:59:00 <Agent> Amelia, it wasn't her decision
21:59:00 <amelia> dead money
21:59:00 <amelia> SMELLS FISHY
21:59:00 <Agent> The previous commander approved it
21:59:00 <amelia> mia shut ur legs
21:59:00 <Agent> But she wouldn't have
21:59:00 <tobor> rent money, is DEAD money. -- amelia
21:59:00 <amelia> lollll
21:59:00 <Agent> She didn't approve of the money spent, but since it had been spent she didn't want to send me away since her command had invested in me
22:00:00 <Agent> WOW old photos of me
22:00:00 <tobor> Agent u should call her up and tell her i h8 her
22:00:00 <tobor> she'll know what that means
22:01:00 <Agent> http://imgur.com/a/zFwgD
22:01:00 <Agent> LOL Old pic
22:01:00 <tobor> k kids well it's been super fun but i gotta go ay
22:01:00 <tobor> take care
22:01:00 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhMuBMLcW94
22:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - 10 000 Day [full album] (Nov 3, 2012) Length: 01:15:53 - Category: Music - 2,428,755 views views - 10,282 likes (95.2%), 521 dislikes (4.8%)
22:02:00 <amelia> did u shape ur brows
22:02:00 <Agent> No
22:02:00 <amelia> u could teach kelevra a thing or 2
22:02:00 <Agent> I never done anything with my brows ever
22:02:00 <Agent> Lol
22:02:00 <Agent> I can't find my suit pics
22:02:00 <xm> matt LeBLanc
22:03:00 <amelia> HHAHA XM
22:03:00 <amelia> the hair def
22:03:00 <Agent> Me with my ex: http://imgur.com/a/Vwc9N
22:03:00 <steven> i like your vhost
22:04:00 <Agent> Again, me with ex: http://imgur.com/a/1yNAi
22:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent you ages terribly
22:04:00 <Agent> lol
22:04:00 <Agent> Me, taken just for Tozza: http://imgur.com/a/RZ4j4
22:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What are you 43 yeh
22:05:00 <Agent> I'm 36
22:05:00 <Agent> I found a pic of me in police uniform lol
22:05:00 <beagle> i bought veet hair removal cream , but im scared of it
22:05:00 <Agent> http://imgur.com/a/M3iXW
22:05:00 <Arbition> lol someone catch you at a moment of slacking off?
22:05:00 <Nice1> suckhole
22:06:00 <Agent> Apparently :)
22:06:00 <xm> dont lie that's a scene from blue heelers
22:06:00 <Agent> lol xm
22:06:00 <beagle> i put the veet hair removal cream in my cupboard
22:06:00 <beagle> i hope no one uses it
22:06:00 <Agent> Still looking for more pics of myself
22:06:00 <steven> i thought it was from neighbours
22:06:00 <morty> is nice1 a twin
22:06:00 <steven> yes nice1 and sweet1 are twins
22:07:00 <Arbition> sigh I'm trying to think if there is anything else I should study or research for my interview
22:07:00 <xm> do they make you do physicals still AFTER you make it into the force?
22:07:00 <xm> or is it just initially
22:07:00 <xm> Arbition: just quickly buy shares in the company if they're listed
22:07:00 <Agent> xm, no
22:07:00 <Agent> Once you're in, you're in
22:07:00 <xm> boast aobut it tomorrow
22:07:00 <Agent> There's nor equirement to maintain fitness
22:07:00 <MiaOneness> i cant paste the link to my phone
22:07:00 <xm> oh it's shut
22:07:00 <steven> they take them to donut king for training
22:07:00 <Agent> Not in general duties, anyway
22:07:00 <Arbition> lol xm I'm not going to do that
22:07:00 <MiaOneness> ill send it to agent he can post it
22:07:00 <steven> i dont really like your vhost
22:07:00 <steven> and why would i suck up to an old man with bushy eyebrows?
22:07:00 <Nice1> but you just said you did.
22:07:00 <steven> yeah i was trying to make you feel good, not like anyone else would
22:07:00 <Nice1> lol
22:08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent was a cop
22:08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ?
22:08:00 <Agent> Tozza yes
22:08:00 <Agent> Mia, what am I posting?
22:08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeh u seem the type
22:08:00 <MiaOneness> my phone
22:08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
22:08:00 <Agent> Connection failed
22:08:00 <Agent> It didn't send
22:08:00 <Agent> You'd have to send it to my phone
22:08:00 <Agent> Or my facebook
22:08:00 <steven> if your using a samsung that is why
22:08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Send it via fb messenger mia
22:08:00 <morty> if u smoke meth and make emissions for 14hours non stop u going 2 feel pretty weird
22:08:00 <morty> pARAnoID n jus greasy
22:09:00 <MiaOneness> ah yes
22:09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Make it easy for him
22:09:00 <MiaOneness> hang on
22:09:00 <xm> r u a freemason agent
22:09:00 <Agent> OH GOD
22:09:00 <Agent> LOLLLLLL
22:09:00 <Agent> Old pics of cop me
22:09:00 <Agent> Fuckkkk I was so young
22:10:00 <Faust> ru drunk agent
22:10:00 <Agent> http://imgur.com/a/krLH6
22:10:00 <xm> agent did you ever try to arrest people and pose and then you ask your colleague, "did you get that shot?"
22:10:00 <Agent> Lol xm
22:10:00 <xm> great for fb
22:10:00 <morty> n I'm quietly confident thats what men who use meth do
22:10:00 <Nice1> flakka
22:11:00 <xm> so why did you quit in the end?
22:11:00 <amelia> were u on underbelly
22:11:00 <Agent> Because I couldn't get the transfer I wanted
22:11:00 <Faust> he was compromised
22:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hahahaa
22:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Exposed
22:11:00 <morty> ya they deplete their dopamine while increasing adrenaline
22:11:00 <Nice1> then your joy chemicals are out of wack
22:11:00 <morty> adrenaline is a survival neuro-chemical that prepares your body for flight or fight
22:12:00 <Faust> caught passing on ice to a mate
22:12:00 <Agent> Lol
22:12:00 <amelia> u see those cops recently who got done
22:12:00 <morty> so when you strutting in jungle and tiger appears suddenly your body arms itself to get outta way or at least punch that pussycat fair in the snooze
22:13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> agents boys
22:13:00 <morty> but when you amp up yourself with 'flakka' and theres no danger, well your mind is searching for the cause of this sudden surge of adrenaline trying to make sense so you're highly aware and super paranoid man
22:13:00 <Nice1> highly aware on flakka?
22:14:00 <Agent> This one must be from like 1997: http://imgur.com/a/8PCJh
22:14:00 <Agent> That's me on the left - the guy on the right was my best mate who ended up with my almost-online relationship
22:14:00 <morty> it messes with time, or at least your perception of time
22:14:00 <morty> although people do appear to age quicker, but is that simply due to lack of sleep?
22:14:00 <Nice1> no mind control
22:15:00 <amelia> i will boot both ur heads off
22:15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zzz
22:15:00 <xm> four^foot^giant looks taller there
22:15:00 <Agent> Hehehe
22:15:00 <blyke> bored
22:15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im wondering if the song come on eileen means cum on eileen
22:15:00 <Arbition> left guy?
22:15:00 <blyke> hi xm
22:15:00 <Arbition> or right?
22:15:00 <blyke> i made heaps music again xm
22:15:00 <xm> ey blykey
22:15:00 <Arbition> oh you said left
22:15:00 <blyke> this one xm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vik5x2zRg7Y&feature=youtu.be
22:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: she'll be right 2017 best melbourne beats (Apr 9, 2017) Length: 4:27 - Category: Music - 9 views views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
22:15:00 <Nice1> or body control
22:15:00 <Epi> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine i know coke can increase your adrenaline by filling your dopeamine receptors or something like that, not sure about meth
22:16:00 <Agent> I'm heaps mad I can't find my suit pics
22:16:00 <blyke> they have major bass up loud
22:17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahah at the name of this shit i found at work
22:17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/wJ1cb4P.jpg
22:17:00 <Epi> mate, get that kunstoff
22:17:00 <Epi> where do you work?
22:18:00 <Raichu> blyke: Your music is shit m8
22:18:00 <steven> you look like the sea food king
22:18:00 <steven> LoL
22:18:00 <Epi> "to produce foam synthetics"
22:19:00 <steven> is that josh ?!
22:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/29A64Nj.jpg
22:19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im in the middle of that sandwih
22:19:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHHAHAA
22:19:00 <Faust> does anyone know where i can find a gilr like this http://i.imgur.com/51uyic3.png
22:19:00 <blyke> i want a woman does this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLLkT0wrdlg
22:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: strikes me everytime (Apr 7, 2017) Length: 2:25 - Category: Music - 18 views views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
22:19:00 <Agent> Oh, XM, I posted that gameplay video of my MMORPG
22:19:00 <Arbition> Very british tozza[Mobile]
22:19:00 <blyke> my music is shit i made yes Rabbit
22:19:00 <blyke> Raichu
22:20:00 <blyke> i got ki
22:20:00 <MiaOneness> i like that pic of you tozza
22:20:00 <MiaOneness> its a good one!
22:20:00 <blyke> kicked out of music classes in highschool
22:20:00 <blyke> lols
22:20:00 <MiaOneness> im gonna start wearing ties when i come back to melbourne
22:21:00 <MiaOneness> i like them on chicks
22:21:00 <amelia> are u a lesbian
22:21:00 <MiaOneness> no does it mean im a lesbian? im just tomboy style
22:21:00 <xm> you're obviously bot Open Minded amelia
22:21:00 <xm> not*
22:21:00 <amelia> are u avril lavigne
22:21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/gJJVTJe.jpg
22:21:00 <blyke> ok
22:21:00 <MiaOneness> does she wear them?
22:21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Me after a murder
22:21:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kMumErj2Jc
22:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MELBOURNE BEATS MUSIC (Mar 17, 2017) Length: 5:53 - Category: Music - 32 views views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
22:21:00 <MiaOneness> i only seen one chick wearing it
22:21:00 <MiaOneness> and its this one
22:21:00 <blyke> lagging
22:21:00 <blyke> lols
22:21:00 <morty> meth blocks the re-uptake of norepinephrine
22:22:00 <amelia> issit avril lavigne
22:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
22:22:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM
22:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Skater dork
22:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Funny liverpool accent of this amazing girl (Jun 23, 2014) Length: 2:58 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,976,903 views views - 14,378 likes (94%), 918 dislikes (6%)
22:22:00 <MiaOneness> i like her a lot
22:22:00 <Agent> xm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESR-iyVlnNI
22:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Behind The Land Of Solodor Tech Demo Gameplay (Apr 10, 2017) Length: 30:54 - Category: Gaming - 2 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:22:00 <amelia> that's not avril lavigne
22:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolol
22:22:00 <MiaOneness> i know that, but shes wearig a tie, and i like it
22:22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Behind the land of slooder
22:22:00 <morty> the "rush" and "crash" feeling is caused by adrenaline/epinephrine
22:23:00 <Agent> LOL
22:23:00 <Agent> Slooder
22:23:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
22:23:00 <Agent> I'm renaming the game anyway, it won't be called that soon
22:23:00 <Agent> It's going to be called "Miracle" soon.
22:23:00 <amelia> but did u know its not avril lavigne
22:23:00 <xm> i like how i can see mIRC
22:23:00 <MiaOneness> funny amelia, i dont like avril
22:23:00 <MiaOneness> shes too much skater kind
22:23:00 <Raichu> My ex is talking wow :|
22:23:00 <Nice1> is that what happens to you morty
22:23:00 <morty> I've never tried meth
22:23:00 <Nice1> flakka?
22:23:00 <morty> nope
22:23:00 <Nice1> good boy
22:23:00 <morty> its a fools game
22:24:00 <amelia> issit cos shes a lesbian in a tie
22:24:00 <MiaOneness> she aint a lesbian, she cute girl
22:24:00 <MiaOneness> i think shes hot
22:24:00 <Raichu> I want my phone to go flat
22:24:00 <amelia> u think avril lavigne is hot?
22:24:00 <MiaOneness> nah
22:24:00 <amelia> oh issit cos avril is a lesbian in a tie
22:24:00 <Nice1> indeed
22:24:00 <morty> your not buying anything, your unlocking your natural reserves which you then have to pay for... sure theres temporary high then a painful low
22:25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lololol
22:25:00 <MiaOneness> i think mena suvari in american beauty is hot
22:25:00 <MiaOneness> i didnt know that amelia
22:25:00 <xm> can you change it to YOLOdor
22:25:00 <Faust> the paki probably raped her after he finished filming
22:25:00 <xm> where you only have one life in the game, Agent
22:25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Everyone thinks im a darling
22:25:00 <Agent> Lolol
22:25:00 <xm> it will keep all the players on the edge
22:25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What game
22:25:00 <amelia> what do u have against lesbians in tkes mia?
22:25:00 <Agent> Anyway that's just a gameplay runthrough for the tech demo
22:25:00 <morty> way to burn out your brain by overly triggering your pleasure like jerking off until you wear your nub clean off
22:25:00 <morty> pass
22:25:00 <Nice1> mess around with you dopamine/ serotonin levels...your live is unbearable
22:25:00 <Nice1> so ive heard
22:26:00 <Agent> Not a lot of content, only half an hour's gameplay or so
22:26:00 <Agent> Just while I work on the engine
22:26:00 <MiaOneness> do you think if i wear a tie, ill look leso?
22:26:00 <MiaOneness> I dont mind if the answer is yes
22:26:00 <amelia> yes
22:26:00 <MiaOneness> Ah wells.. i could look quirky
22:26:00 <Agent> Mia, go put a tie on and take a selfie, let's see :)
22:26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U made that game?
22:26:00 <amelia> especially if it has vaginas on it
22:26:00 <Agent> Oh you still have to do a vid of the bridge too :P
22:26:00 <MiaOneness> I dont have one in Cyp
22:26:00 <Agent> Tozza, yes
22:26:00 <MiaOneness> I still havent bought my outfits
22:26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> looks shit
22:26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolol
22:26:00 <amelia> do u have a moot tie?
22:26:00 <Agent> Heh
22:26:00 <steven> lols
22:26:00 <Nice1> even the so called "immune" are invinsible
22:27:00 <MiaOneness> That i do not have
22:27:00 <steven> big smelly moots
22:27:00 <amelia> o
22:27:00 <steven> im going to bed
22:27:00 <amelia> drats
22:27:00 <MiaOneness> My moot smells good
22:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lmao
22:27:00 <Agent> LOL
22:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agents nostrils flaree
22:27:00 <MiaOneness> hhaha
22:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Flared
22:27:00 <Agent> Amelia will be the judge of that, Mia
22:27:00 <steven> maybe
22:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> err
22:27:00 <xm> you could say a tie is just a t-shirt extension
22:27:00 <steven> who knows
22:27:00 <MiaOneness> Nah, not my type
22:27:00 <amelia> no i will fkn not
22:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahahah
22:27:00 <MiaOneness> i dont like women in skirts
22:27:00 <amelia> def hairy
22:27:00 <amelia> she greek
22:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaoooooo
22:27:00 <Agent> LOLOL
22:27:00 <steven> haha
22:27:00 <MiaOneness> As if you dont have pubs amelia
22:27:00 <Agent> PERSONAL QUESTION TIME: AMELIA, is your moot smooth or hairy?
22:27:00 <Nice1> I mean look at benny cousins
22:27:00 <Nice1> drug addict/stalker/ violent psychopath
22:27:00 <Nice1> JAILED
22:27:00 <Nice1> and brownow medalist
22:27:00 <Nice1> forgot that
22:28:00 <steven> who has pubes these days
22:28:00 <steven> its 2017
22:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i do
22:28:00 <amelia> and i don't like 35 yr old crazies
22:28:00 <Agent> lol
22:28:00 <Arbition> Only thing I shave is my face
22:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I got heaps
22:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I collect them
22:28:00 <steven> i shave my balls n all
22:28:00 <Agent> Aiya
22:28:00 <MiaOneness> you dont like anyone unless they have muscles
22:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like pogs
22:28:00 <Agent> You guys are disgusting lol
22:28:00 <MiaOneness> We all shave
22:28:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha muscles wtf
22:28:00 <steven> greeks dont shave !
22:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont
22:28:00 <Agent> You gotta keep your shit neat
22:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wanna see?
22:28:00 <steven> they have hairy armpits
22:28:00 <amelia> where do u jump to that conclusion
22:28:00 <Agent> Anybody who doesn't manscape is inconsiderate
22:28:00 <steven> jk!
22:28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cause im a man
22:28:00 <steven> bullshit!
22:29:00 <xm> Agent: should use the cop bish's face as the final boss
22:29:00 <Agent> You gotta manscape
22:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Says who you?
22:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Means i deffo wont
22:29:00 <Agent> If the bishes gonna take the time to look good for you, you should take the time to look good for them
22:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No advice from a ex cop
22:29:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
22:29:00 <steven> piggy piggy piggy
22:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wine pig is so much funnier now
22:29:00 <Agent> BACON
22:29:00 <Agent> LOL Tozza
22:29:00 <Faust> I like 70s italian bush tbh
22:29:00 <Agent> I been out of the cops for a decade now
22:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol hours later but
22:29:00 <steven> ewww YUK
22:29:00 <Agent> More
22:29:00 <Nice1> such a shame
22:30:00 <steven> can you afford to be picky ?!
22:30:00 <Faust> big map of tassie alll trees
22:30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I got hair on my balls and around my cock
22:30:00 <steven> LoLz
22:30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont mind if the lady has some
22:30:00 <Agent> I don't mind a bit of hair on a girl. Smooth is ok, trimmed and well kept is ok, but full unkempt bush isn't attractive to me
22:30:00 <steven> get her in the bikini
22:30:00 <amelia> beggars can't be choosers
22:30:00 <MiaOneness> as with everyone Agent
22:30:00 <Faust> free tooth floss
22:30:00 <steven> she looks like she is wearing a pad
22:30:00 <steven> LoLs
22:30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh they choose what to beg for tho
22:31:00 <Arbition> I'll take full bush
22:31:00 <amelia> jeezus christ
22:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahahha
22:31:00 <amelia> terrible conversation
22:31:00 <steven> fucking jesus
22:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He loves us
22:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent too
22:31:00 <Agent> Lol
22:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not b1rd tho
22:31:00 <amelia> go to bed steven
22:31:00 <steven> props tho
22:31:00 <amelia> u need a time out
22:32:00 <Agent> Agent trims. You no good, bush-tozza
22:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I need a twix
22:32:00 <Nice1> hehe
22:32:00 <amelia> good boy
22:32:00 <MiaOneness> hair is the least of the trouble, you can just get a wax or shave
22:32:00 <Nice1> steveo got told
22:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol no one has ever cared
22:32:00 <Agent> Laser, too
22:32:00 <MiaOneness> sure
22:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> atleast i dont have a 7cm dick like mias ex
22:32:00 <Agent> Apparently it's not that expensive
22:32:00 <Agent> That's a permanent decision, though
22:32:00 <MiaOneness> they do that in cyprus , dont know if it works though
22:33:00 <Agent> It works
22:33:00 <MiaOneness> really?
22:33:00 <Agent> Well, the laser they do here works
22:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeh it works
22:33:00 <MiaOneness> one off?
22:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> no
22:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 6 sessions
22:33:00 <Agent> I don't think it's a one off
22:33:00 <Agent> You have to go a few times
22:33:00 <Agent> And then it's done forever
22:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i got my arse done
22:33:00 <MiaOneness> interesting
22:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Smooth as silk now
22:34:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know if id get it lasered
22:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> maybe a few spots n blemishes
22:34:00 <MiaOneness> i dont mind the effort of shaving
22:34:00 <Agent> Well it's a permanent decision
22:34:00 <MiaOneness> sometimes it gives me morals
22:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolol
22:34:00 <Agent> Wait, what
22:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> this is weird
22:34:00 <Agent> Shaving gives you morals?
22:34:00 <Agent> Lol
22:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Next
22:34:00 <MiaOneness> yeah if youre not prepared, cant do it
22:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes u can
22:34:00 <MiaOneness> thats how i am anyway
22:34:00 <Agent> I don't get it
22:34:00 <MiaOneness> i dont
22:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
22:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> next
22:35:00 <MiaOneness> hahah
22:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This is getting real
22:35:00 <MiaOneness> LOLO
22:35:00 <amelia> laser works
22:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
22:35:00 <Arbition> If morals means shaving
22:35:00 <Agent> Lol arb
22:35:00 <amelia> u jus go every 4 weeks
22:35:00 <Arbition> them I'm satan
22:35:00 <MiaOneness> did you get lasered amelia?
22:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh A do you
22:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hahaha arb
22:35:00 <amelia> depends on ur hair colour n type as to how many sessions you'll need
22:35:00 <Arbition> anyway, got to be sharp for tomorrow so I'm out
22:35:00 <steven> Nice1 = gimp
22:35:00 <morty> ya if you want to trigger your adrenaline watch a horror movie
22:36:00 <amelia> works better on darker hair
22:36:00 <Agent> Yeha I guess lighter hair would take less sessions
22:36:00 <Agent> Oh
22:36:00 <Agent> really?
22:36:00 <amelia> and if ur dark skin, works better
22:36:00 <Agent> I thought the other way around
22:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So anyone catch the game
22:36:00 <amelia> but hurts more
22:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What did we have for dinner
22:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyone got a song in their head
22:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> doooo do doo doo
22:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lalalalallaal
22:36:00 <MiaOneness> i jsut cant get yoou out of my head
22:36:00 <MiaOneness> boy your love is all i think about
22:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know i have that affect
22:36:00 <xm> <tobor> butt hurts more
22:36:00 <morty> you'll feel super alert and paranoid, even prob check under ur bed b4 sleep
22:36:00 <morty> wanna increase your testosterone try looking at pictures of topless woman
22:36:00 <Nice1> what about bottomless women
22:37:00 <MiaOneness> i wouldnt go
22:37:00 <xm> good luck Arbition
22:37:00 <Agent> Tozza I have Ariana Grande stuck in my head :(
22:37:00 <Agent> Into You
22:37:00 <MiaOneness> i dont mind.. its an effort, but at least its there
22:37:00 <amelia> cos it picks up the hair thing but if ur pale skin its harder for it to recognize
22:37:00 <Agent> It was on the radio today
22:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> IM TALKING WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
22:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> IM ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS
22:37:00 <Agent> Good choice, Tozza
22:37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> brb
22:37:00 <Agent> You're getting better at this music thing
22:37:00 <starfish> morty or you could cut back on the opioids you take
22:37:00 <Nice1> hehe
22:37:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxWyAtA7-OY
22:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roxette - Milk And Toast And Honey (Mar 4, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 5,893,845 views views - 17,411 likes (97.8%), 395 dislikes (2.2%)
22:37:00 <morty> well if self control is an issue try watching street fights that'll increase both your adrenaline and your testosterone
22:37:00 <morty> if you want to get a opioid like calmness just lift heavy weights in gym that'll have you full of endorphins
22:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent your opinion does not mater to me
22:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol
22:38:00 <Agent> Lol
22:38:00 <Agent> Noob
22:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> cop
22:38:00 <Agent> Go back to listening to Let It Go
22:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> let it go?
22:38:00 <Agent> Don't pretend it's not your favourite K song
22:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> k song?
22:38:00 <Agent> Karaoke
22:38:00 <Nice1> footy fights
22:38:00 <morty> all these chemicals serve purposes and abusing them is never wise
22:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i dont even know it
22:39:00 <Agent> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk
22:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disney's Frozen "Let It Go" Sequence Performed by Idina Menzel (Dec 6, 2013) Length: 3:39 - Category: Film & Animation - 576,321,153 views views - 1,840,134 likes (88.7%), 235,058 dislikes (11.3%)
22:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No fankz
22:39:00 <Agent> It's your favourite shit for sure
22:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ew wtf fag
22:39:00 <Agent> lol
22:39:00 <Nice1> psychosis
22:39:00 <morty> want a sweet pleasurable dopamine rush try watching some stand up comedians
22:39:00 <morty> get laughing
22:40:00 <Epi> totally a song about sybians
22:40:00 <Agent> lolwut
22:40:00 <morty> or maybe you're a poly user and you want that most powerful drug of all..... love
22:40:00 <Raichu> Or get laid
22:40:00 <Raichu> Both good options
22:40:00 <Raichu> Being Austnet though, the comedian idea is much more likely.
22:40:00 <morty> http://www.youramazingbrain.org/lovesex/sciencelove.htm
22:41:00 <Agent> Sybians are awesome
22:41:00 <morty> careful, one hit is never enough you might become addicted... and that can lead to... marriage
22:41:00 <Raichu> Which leads to divorce
22:42:00 <Faust> [22:38:01] amelia [[email protected]] has left #radiohead
22:42:00 <Faust> [22:38:25] <terryshkreli> http://jarsquatter.fr/
22:42:00 <amelia> ?
22:42:00 <Faust> ?
22:42:00 <Raichu> Rinse and repeat
22:42:00 <Arbition> sounds expensive
22:42:00 <Arbition> twice
22:42:00 <morty> find the things you love and let them destroy you
22:42:00 <Arbition> sharp
22:43:00 <amelia> u die
22:43:00 <Faust> if i die u die
22:43:00 <MiaOneness> amelia, just noticed Roxette wears a tie in her video clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSlncHYgIeo
22:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roxette - A Thing About You (Mar 6, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 8,216,795 views views - 9,259 likes (97.2%), 267 dislikes (2.8%)
22:43:00 <amelia> is she a lesbian
22:45:00 <amelia> Agent can u arrest Faust for threatening me
22:45:00 <amelia> also can u shoot partays fat head off
22:45:00 <partay> wat
22:45:00 <amelia> soz my observations must be wrong
22:45:00 <MiaOneness> I dont think so
22:45:00 <MiaOneness> Its not really a lesbian thing to do.. just messy chique
22:45:00 <beagle> Phone irc. Forgive me being tired and slow
22:45:00 <MiaOneness> Different style to skirts
22:45:00 <amelia> lesbian chique
22:45:00 <MiaOneness> Nah, but as you wish to believe
22:45:00 <beagle> Ice road truckers is on if youre in australia
22:46:00 <Agent> Amelia tell everyone you love PresidentTrump or I'll shoot j00
22:46:00 <amelia> id rather die
22:46:00 <Agent> lol
22:46:00 <Agent> That was the right answer
22:46:00 <amelia> thnx for informing me that ties are different to skirts tho
22:47:00 <DoC> lol
22:47:00 <Agent> "holsters"
22:47:00 <Agent> "pistol"
22:47:00 <Agent> Tozza wtf is wrong with your script that keeps voicing and devoicing people
22:47:00 <Faust> blueballs
22:47:00 <Agent> Turn that fkn thing off
22:47:00 <Agent> Shits me
22:47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It shits you does it
22:47:00 <Agent> FUCK
22:47:00 <DoC> Lol
22:47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> then its never getting turned off
22:47:00 <MiaOneness> im gonna become a lesbian :D so much easier
22:47:00 <MiaOneness> maybe bi
22:47:00 <Agent> Mia, best to be bi I think
22:47:00 <beagle> Mrwuf !
22:47:00 <MiaOneness> thats not what I did, but thanks for trying to sound intelligent :D
22:48:00 <amelia> jus wear a tie
22:48:00 <Agent> More options to choose from :P
22:48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg creepy
22:48:00 <MiaOneness> I agree Agent :D
22:48:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
22:48:00 <Agent> Lolol
22:48:00 <MiaOneness> just voicing my inner thoughts OUTLOUD
22:48:00 <partay> tozza nigs
22:48:00 <MiaOneness> better than a Cypriot man
22:48:00 <Agent> Mia: Hottest famous female in the world? Go!
22:48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Partay sup bro
22:48:00 <MiaOneness> I like Mena Suvari in American beauty
22:48:00 <partay> 3 days till holidays
22:48:00 <beagle> I usually know when i say something smart
22:48:00 <beagle> I say most things to get them out of my head
22:48:00 <amelia> u sound upset mia
22:49:00 <MiaOneness> I like her eyes in that
22:49:00 <partay> MiaOneness who doesnt
22:49:00 <MiaOneness> and the cheerleading scene
22:49:00 <MiaOneness> I dont like her now though
22:49:00 <MiaOneness> I liked Brittany Murphy too
22:49:00 <MiaOneness> she had a raspy voice
22:49:00 <partay> brittnet liked her chemmys
22:49:00 <amelia> is it cos i keep relating ties to lesbians
22:49:00 <MiaOneness> Not really
22:49:00 <amelia> but last night u said u wanted to be bi
22:49:00 <amelia> but now u sound very upset
22:49:00 <MiaOneness> Probably to evade Cypriot men.. it was a joke
22:49:00 <amelia> can u calm down
22:49:00 <MiaOneness> Nah, I dont get upset, Im mature aged amelia :D
22:49:00 <amelia> age wise yes
22:50:00 <MiaOneness> whats chemmys ? drugs?
22:50:00 <amelia> u liked avril lavigne
22:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Jahahhaah
22:50:00 <MiaOneness> nah shes not my style
22:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> pineapple punch
22:50:00 <amelia> lolllll PP
22:50:00 <partay> tozza check the mailbox when you get home
22:50:00 <amelia> but you live & are supported by your parents
22:50:00 <amelia> so head wise, im not so sure
22:50:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah because they have a family business that relates to my studies :/ DOH
22:50:00 <amelia> of course
22:51:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Aiight partay
22:51:00 <amelia> did u put the lil flag up
22:51:00 <amelia> so he knows he got mail
22:51:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Hahahhahaa
22:51:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> bbs work stuff
22:51:00 <Agent> wtf amelia
22:51:00 <amelia> aka hes going to the vending machine to get a twix
22:51:00 <Agent> Put the flag up
22:51:00 <MiaOneness> Well Im glad youre life is all sorted amelia
22:51:00 <amelia> fanks!!!
22:51:00 <MiaOneness> Do you have a lisp?
22:51:00 <mrwuf> ladies i'd like to just offer my conflict resolutions services pro-bono if interested i'll put some wine on ice and we can all meet up at my candle lit media room
22:51:00 <amelia> a little one
22:51:00 <MiaOneness> Speech therapy is good for that
22:51:00 <amelia> i don't like wine
22:51:00 <mrwuf> ayy lmao
22:51:00 <Raichu> She has a toad voice
22:51:00 <amelia> and im not sure its meant to be on ice?
22:52:00 <Agent> Is that code for getting horny
22:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Its an anerican thing u fool
22:52:00 <amelia> no u fkn creeper
22:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Thanks tozza sick cunt
22:52:00 <Agent> Lol
22:52:00 <amelia> u not seen a mailbox with the flags
22:52:00 <amelia> when u have mail the flag is up
22:52:00 <Agent> Not in real country
22:52:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Americans put mail in the box and put the flag up for the postman to take
22:52:00 <partay> amelia the only code that is... the bro code
22:52:00 <Raichu> Wine on ice = watered down wine
22:52:00 <Raichu> Mummys pension must be running low
22:52:00 <amelia> thanks for your suggestion mia but i think you have enough of your own issues to concentrate on before you start trying to help with mine
22:53:00 <amelia> SO U KNOW U GOT MAIL WITHOUT HAVING TO SLIGHTLY BEND OVER AND CHECK THE ACTUAL BOX
22:53:00 <Agent> That kind of laziness definitely sounds american.
22:53:00 <MiaOneness> learn somethig everyday
22:53:00 <amelia> stick with me i can teach u lots
22:53:00 <amelia> like
22:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> And agent didnt teach you hahaha
22:53:00 <partay> amelia is a lazybones
22:53:00 <amelia> lesbians wear ties
22:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> i farted
22:53:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Its really really bad
22:53:00 <Agent> You guys are fucken weird
22:53:00 <mrwuf> its so refreshing to have two woman arguing this place is so used to having men bicker
22:53:00 <MiaOneness> I wasnt trying to help...really it was a no brainer that one!
22:53:00 <Raichu> RiBBiT
22:53:00 <Raichu> I mean..
22:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Bye then
22:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Taa taa
22:54:00 <amelia> comin from the guy whos sending choc to some greek chick he never met
22:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Awww
22:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> harsh
22:54:00 <Agent> ...
22:54:00 <partay> pwnd
22:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> But im laughing
22:54:00 <amelia> is not
22:54:00 <Raichu> Sup amelia?
22:54:00 <amelia> i don't know why ur so upset mia
22:54:00 <mrwuf> i'm sure we can settle this... men organise based on strength... the strongest men at top... woman organise based on beauty and attractiveness, so if you both want to send me a topless picture i'll settle this 4 u
22:54:00 <MiaOneness> You keep alluding to the fact that I am.. youre not that important amelia.. I am fine
22:55:00 <amelia> that's all u deserve
22:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Hahahahhahahahahaha
22:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> atleast i got some
22:55:00 <amelia> hahhaha
22:55:00 <amelia> no u are definitely upset
22:55:00 <MiaOneness> LOL...clean your eyeballs
22:55:00 <amelia> are u saying i have dirty eyeballs
22:55:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlA6XIj1sPk
22:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Catfight Official Trailer 1 (2017) - Sandra Oh Movie (Jan 27, 2017) Length: 2:11 - Category: Film & Animation - 444,232 views views - 2,842 likes (94.1%), 177 dislikes (5.9%)
22:55:00 <MiaOneness> You must, because youre on repeat
22:55:00 <amelia> why are u bullying my eyeballs now
22:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Wooo
22:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> next time i eat snack chocolate and get pineapple im gonna roflmao
22:56:00 <partay> whatever happened to picard... amelia were you mean to him ?
22:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Fuck that guy
22:56:00 <partay> tozza pineapple lumps win
22:56:00 <amelia> yes i was mean to him
22:56:00 <amelia> but everyone was
22:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Pineapple dont belong on a pizza
22:56:00 <amelia> you are very abusive
22:56:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
22:56:00 <amelia> i am just an innocent sweetie pie
22:56:00 <amelia> and u are saying i have dirty eyeballs
22:56:00 <lookingforawomanwithasoul> oi
22:56:00 <amelia> not a nice person are u
22:56:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> Hi blyke
22:56:00 <MiaOneness> Not really, I dont strive to be on mirc
22:56:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> How are you?
22:57:00 <amelia> so its ok when bullying is done in groups
22:57:00 <amelia> plus he was a ranga
22:57:00 <amelia> so he basically was askin for it
22:57:00 <partay> yes pack mentality is the way to go
22:57:00 <partay> he was a ranga.. like 15 yrs ago
22:57:00 <amelia> also a pedo
22:57:00 <partay> now he's bald
22:57:00 <amelia> he still ranga @ heart
22:57:00 <amelia> the funniest part is u keep defending urself to me
22:57:00 <amelia> hahahahaha
22:57:00 <MiaOneness> The funniest part is you THINK im defending myself.. Im just responding to kill some time
22:57:00 <amelia> wow y so defensive
22:57:00 <President_Trump> 0,3 7 0,4 UP  it's cool to be clear
22:57:00 <MiaOneness> Limited vocab?
22:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Pubes
22:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Shit my job LOL
22:58:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> bbs
22:58:00 <MiaOneness> Tell me about my eyebrows amelia
22:58:00 <amelia> tell me about ur estranged daughter, crackpot
22:58:00 <MiaOneness> Shes not estranged if shes with her father
22:59:00 <MiaOneness> Did i have to file my divorce through you next time?
23:01:00 <partay> spanish
23:01:00 <amelia> everyone hangs shit on kelevra but even she still has her kids, so for you to have no contact with yours for years & years shows what a mental case u are
23:01:00 <MiaOneness> i dont hang shit on women.. and since when do you care so much about my daughter?
23:02:00 <spanish> partay:
23:02:00 <partay> sup slart
23:02:00 <spanish> Hello all
23:02:00 <spanish> Just got home
23:02:00 <MiaOneness> or my family affairs?
23:03:00 <spanish> Hi MiaOneness
23:03:00 <amelia> still jus responding and not defending?
23:03:00 <MiaOneness> it was a question..
23:03:00 <MiaOneness> i didnt know you were so into my life, taking notes
23:03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Squid fishing soon
23:03:00 <MiaOneness> ive never discussed it with you, let you seem to know my life story...glad you up to date
23:03:00 <mrwuf> don't get ink'd tozza
23:03:00 <amelia> u blab on about it 24/7, i don't need to take notes
23:03:00 <mrwuf> come 2 work in black face
23:03:00 <MiaOneness> you sure have a good memory for it
23:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Dont think shes active
23:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]autovoicemode> Mia
23:04:00 <spanish> Ok tozza
23:04:00 <MiaOneness> yo
23:04:00 <MiaOneness> better than taking cheap shots at leukemia and aids
23:04:00 <MiaOneness> thats real mature!
23:04:00 <amelia> lollllll
23:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow what did i join into
23:04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Meeelibumz
23:04:00 <steven> popcorn time
23:05:00 <spanish> How's you going MiaOneness
23:05:00 <MiaOneness> im watching theresa caputo repeats.. love her!
23:05:00 <spanish> Nice one
23:05:00 <spanish> What's type show is it
23:05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> There she is
23:05:00 <MiaOneness> Nah going out for a smoke... amelia might have something to say about my smoke intake too
23:05:00 <amelia> kind of rich to be lecturing on maturity when you're 35 living with ur parents
23:05:00 <amelia> no job
23:05:00 <MiaOneness> Im in Cyprus, where else am I going to live
23:05:00 <amelia> you can't take care of yourself, thats why you cant take care of your kid
23:05:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah are you jealous?
23:05:00 <amelia> now your mother has to take care of your grown ass
23:05:00 <MiaOneness> Thats true amelia, thats why I took my daughter to my ex husband
23:05:00 <MiaOneness> thank you, thats very true
23:05:00 <MiaOneness> never said I could
23:06:00 <spanish> Yes tozza
23:06:00 <MiaOneness> psychic one
23:06:00 <spanish> Ok
23:06:00 <MiaOneness> she contacts the dead
23:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LurkerOneness
23:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh
23:06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol nvm
23:06:00 <MiaOneness> is there a problem with that?
23:06:00 <MiaOneness> Why do you care so much?
23:06:00 <amelia> only when you try to be high & mighty about maturity
23:06:00 <amelia> yet you lack in that department
23:06:00 <MiaOneness> Youre an idiot, sorry to say.. go make a joke about a dying kid with leukemia again, ebcause thats funny!
23:06:00 <MiaOneness> brb
23:07:00 <MiaOneness> Not really, just not typing.. cause Im watching
23:07:00 <MiaOneness> I get highlighted when my name is brought up... so hard to ignore
23:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Alright who farted
23:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wasnt me
23:07:00 <amelia> the leukemia kid did
23:07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know my brand
23:08:00 <spanish> Lol
23:08:00 <Agent> Lol Tozza hacked me
23:09:00 <Agent> That's my game, cunt :)
23:09:00 <spanish> Really
23:09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> not hacked
23:09:00 <spanish> Hello all
23:09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup spanyard
23:09:00 <spanish> It's was pelican
23:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> just cat fished
23:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nev and max
23:10:00 <spanish> Tozza what u had for dinner tnite
23:10:00 <Raichu> Uno!
23:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> caulicheese and sausage was ok
23:10:00 <spanish> Cool
23:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh
23:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Got chips tonigt
23:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Or anything
23:10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I better get squid
23:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> not enuff for me as im a greedy prick
23:11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wbu
23:11:00 <spanish> U should come with me to my mums so much food. I'm full lol
23:11:00 <Tim-Sim> Chips? What kind of chips?
23:11:00 <xm> i farted...no i did... no it was me... no it was me really
23:11:00 <xm> - Fartacus
23:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i was at work covering your ass boy
23:12:00 <spanish> Could got u a doggy bag
23:12:00 <spanish> I've be back at work tmmrow
23:12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hhhahahahhaha
23:13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha damn
23:13:00 <partay> spanish have a sickie?
23:13:00 <spanish> No. nite off
23:13:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
23:14:00 <spanish> g
23:14:00 <spanish> What you mean g
23:15:00 <spanish> What's nvm
23:15:00 <spanish> Oh ok
23:15:00 <spanish> Hi MiaOneness
23:16:00 <spanish> I got snacks tozza
23:16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sweet come over
23:16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And fluff my sack
23:16:00 <MiaOneness> Hey spanish
23:16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> it needs a right good fluffing
23:17:00 <Raichu> Titty fuck
23:17:00 <Agent> Sure why not
23:17:00 <Raichu> Nightly
23:17:00 <Raichu> Get lisa in
23:17:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> !seen blyke
23:17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> OH MY GOD
23:17:00 <spanish> MiaOneness: I found paper for tracking. I've look it up when I get home
23:17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMFAOOOO
23:17:00 <lookingforawomanwithasoul> oi
23:17:00 <MiaOneness> Ah excellent... It should be here next week
23:17:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> lookingforawomanwithasoul: We have been requested to inspect your fridge
23:18:00 <Raichu> IRCs resident feminist
23:18:00 <partay> a feminist wouldnt last
23:18:00 <partay> shed go mental
23:18:00 <partay> .. more mental
23:18:00 <Raichu> She emoquit earlier though
23:18:00 <MiaOneness> spanish, hows the tracking going?
23:18:00 <Raichu> Because I asked if she hated carrots because of blyke
23:18:00 <amelia> thats why lisa didnt last
23:18:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> Please providie photos ASAP
23:18:00 <lookingforawomanwithasoul> darren do u want to die
23:18:00 <lookingforawomanwithasoul> shut your mouth for good
23:18:00 <lookingforawomanwithasoul> or u will die
23:18:00 <lookingforawomanwithasoul> cunt
23:18:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> lookingforawomanwithasoul: Do we need to send a response unit around?
23:18:00 <lookingforawomanwithasoul> i said shut your mouth cunt
23:19:00 <spanish> I've look it up
23:19:00 <amelia> no she doesn't like my rape jokes
23:19:00 <amelia> and she thinks im hostile
23:19:00 <xm> a feminist hey
23:19:00 <Raichu> You are hostile
23:19:00 <spanish> When did I Tell u I've sent it MiaOneness
23:19:00 <xm> ey g
23:19:00 <Raichu> And agressive as
23:19:00 <lookingforawomanwithasoul> i said shut your mouth cunt
23:19:00 <lookingforawomanwithasoul> keep it shut
23:19:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> We can organise a search warrant.
23:19:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> So you cannot stop us.
23:19:00 <Tim-Sim> hi MiaOneness
23:19:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> It's merely a phone call away.
23:20:00 <MiaOneness> last monday i think?
23:20:00 <xm> id like to see some logs of this
23:20:00 <MiaOneness> or was it tuesday
23:20:00 <amelia> no i am not
23:20:00 <President_Trump> lols
23:20:00 <Raichu> President_Trump: props
23:20:00 <spanish> I think about 10days
23:20:00 <lol> oh like that is it
23:20:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> lookingforawomanwithasoul: Will you submit a photo or do we need to senf the unit?
23:20:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> lol: We have been requested to inspect your fridge
23:20:00 <lol> some one tell me where this dumb fucker lives
23:20:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> Please providie photos ASAP
23:20:00 <lol> i go there
23:20:00 <lol> kill him
23:20:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> You won't leave your house.
23:20:00 <xm> jail would be good for some people
23:21:00 <Raichu> amelia: Your bestie Warren is on
23:21:00 <Raichu> Begging for attention
23:21:00 <MiaOneness> ok spanish, will ask next week
23:21:00 <amelia> he needs a neck slit
23:21:00 <Raichu> Hahahaha
23:21:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> Or a mental ward
23:21:00 <lol> had enough of idiots
23:21:00 <xm> nah mental wards still let you indulge in vices
23:21:00 <lol> but fucken every cunt on austnet is an idiot apart from me
23:21:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> xm: Not weed
23:21:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> Or alcohol
23:21:00 <xm> ive seen them smuggle them in in the open wards
23:21:00 <spanish> I think so MiaOneness
23:22:00 <spanish> I look it up tmmrow to see where is at
23:22:00 <MiaOneness> ok
23:22:00 <lol> seen pete
23:22:00 <lol> i mean MiaOneness
23:22:00 <xm> they just smoke it further out
23:22:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> lol: MiaOneness isn't impressed by yellow fridges
23:22:00 <xm> although someone was dumb enough to do it in the closed wards and got busted. police were involved
23:22:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> Please provide us photographic evidence ASAP
23:22:00 <xm> he was dealing to the other patients
23:22:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> xm: Really?
23:23:00 <spanish> I got in my car still lol
23:23:00 <spanish> I can't move from the couch lol
23:23:00 <MiaOneness> Is that about blyke?
23:23:00 <xm> a patient himself though
23:23:00 <xm> but there are a few 'patients' in there that arent really mentally ill. just want free food/accomo etc
23:23:00 <MiaOneness> Does blyke have a yellow fridge?
23:23:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> Yes
23:23:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> He does
23:23:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> Stained from years of smoking weed inside.
23:23:00 <MiaOneness> Oh I thought it was legitemly yellow
23:23:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> No.
23:24:00 <MiaOneness> no dramas
23:24:00 <spanish> Cool
23:24:00 <xm> or stained from pee when he was drunk and thought it was a urinal
23:24:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> Junkie yellow is the legal colour name.
23:24:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> xm: Also a possibility.
23:24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Any horny females in se suburbs pm me fankz
23:24:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> xm: How much wine in there is really wine?
23:25:00 <MiaOneness> nah, just myself
23:25:00 <MiaOneness> most people are happy in Cyprus
23:25:00 <MiaOneness> only me that misses Aus
23:25:00 <MiaOneness> not use to Eu
23:25:00 <amelia> when she wears her tie out she will find some more females for us
23:25:00 <MiaOneness> too upfront, im reserved in some ways
23:25:00 <MiaOneness> lol amelia
23:25:00 <spanish> MiaOneness what type cars do u like
23:25:00 <MiaOneness> Poor guy
23:25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yellow fridges is the new gucci
23:25:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> werd
23:25:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> lol
23:25:00 <origin> tozza m8 I'm half female does that count?
23:26:00 <MiaOneness> ill make them quirky.. like salvador dali ties
23:26:00 <MiaOneness> nah g
23:26:00 <President_Trump> ill ring up mia's mum and tell her to come on
23:26:00 <MiaOneness> i dont use snap chat
23:26:00 <amelia> u asked her that last time
23:26:00 <MiaOneness> lol President_Trump
23:26:00 <MiaOneness> please dont
23:26:00 <MiaOneness> it would start an argument
23:26:00 <amelia> well dont fkn ask it again
23:26:00 <spanish> Old age g
23:26:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> origin: Are you the one that blyke loves?
23:26:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u got tits orgin
23:26:00 <origin> who's blyke?
23:26:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> The resident junkie
23:26:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> Current nick is lol
23:26:00 <origin> hmm probably not, I'm new here
23:27:00 <amelia> haha
23:27:00 <MiaOneness> LOL Agent
23:27:00 <Mias_Mum> SUP
23:27:00 <MiaOneness> Sup Ma
23:27:00 <Mias_Mum> What are you doing here Mia
23:27:00 <amelia> mias mum can u not fkn shout
23:27:00 <Mias_Mum> Go to you room at once
23:27:00 <MiaOneness> Watch Donnie Darko already, want to know if you like it
23:27:00 <MiaOneness> Trying to find a husband Ma
23:27:00 <Mias_Mum> You should not be here cavorting with... with.... MEN
23:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> WHOAAAAA LEMON AND A PEAR
23:27:00 <MiaOneness> No, going for a smoke instead
23:27:00 <Raichu> Trying to find a husband?
23:27:00 <amelia> mias mum did u know theres a dork on here sending chocolate to ur daughter?
23:27:00 <Raichu> MiaOneness: Meet blyke
23:27:00 <Mias_Mum> Yes and I think he is very sweet
23:27:00 <Tim-Sim[mobile]> hey
23:27:00 <lol> if u were new your would even comment
23:27:00 <lol> wouldnt
23:27:00 <lol> fuck off origin
23:27:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> hey man
23:27:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> lol: Refrain from the hostility.
23:27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Origin no
23:27:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> This is your last chance to photograph your fridge for us.
23:28:00 <MiaOneness> apparently cant do it, its got cocoa
23:28:00 <amelia> lolll
23:28:00 <Mias_Mum> Its alright I will go to customs and talk with the lovely gentlemen there and ask them to let the chocolate in
23:28:00 <partay> someoen sent mia some chocolate ?
23:28:00 <MiaOneness> that would acgtually work in Cyprus
23:28:00 <Raichu> Really?
23:28:00 <MiaOneness> yeh SNACK cuz they dont have it here
23:28:00 <Mias_Mum> Any luck finding a husband then, daughter?
23:28:00 <amelia> Raichu u can't talk
23:28:00 <lol> omg retard
23:28:00 <lol> quit typing shit towards me or about me
23:28:00 <lol> ur scum
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> you're
23:28:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> lol: You have until 11.35pm to comply.
23:28:00 <lol> get that thru your thick head
23:28:00 <origin> You're
23:28:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> lolllllll
23:28:00 <origin> you're
23:29:00 <MiaOneness> Nah mum, Im bi
23:29:00 <blyke> made another cool music
23:29:00 <blyke> thing
23:29:00 <MiaOneness> I thought id come out this way
23:29:00 <Mias_Mum> A wife then, doesn't matter
23:29:00 <amelia> HeaRT BReaKer
23:29:00 <blyke> k
23:29:00 <Mias_Mum> This is Cyprus
23:29:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
23:29:00 <Mias_Mum> Its all good
23:29:00 <Raichu> LOL
23:29:00 <blyke> amelia
23:29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I was gonna sleep but now im gonna drink beer
23:29:00 <amelia> hahahahahah
23:29:00 <MiaOneness> Im going for a sec.. brb
23:29:00 <Raichu> Was referring to talking things through custome toad
23:29:00 <amelia> OHHH
23:29:00 <Mias_Mum> YOU BE BACK IN TIME FOR DINNER YOUNG LADY
23:29:00 <amelia> hahahhaaha
23:29:00 <Raichu> Customs*
23:29:00 <amelia> well, carry on then
23:29:00 <spanish> She probably going for a smoke
23:29:00 <MiaOneness> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7XlapPvTNy-7xTFshTAttSpp4KSn0mMVAUdFUXk0jO0xxUHLh
23:29:00 <MiaOneness> thats what I envisioned
23:29:00 <President_Trump> lol @ Tim-Sim[Mobile]
23:29:00 <origin> that's a nice fridge
23:29:00 <lol> hi pete from clayton
23:29:00 <lol> i mean MiaOneness
23:29:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> looks, you know, cheezy
23:29:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> You're in for a shock MiaOneness
23:29:00 <origin> Clayton's where the shits at
23:29:00 <xm> slap on glasses and itd look like a minion
23:30:00 <Agent> Standard
23:30:00 <Agent> She does that every 20 minutes
23:30:00 <Raichu> MiaOneness: How strict are customs?
23:30:00 <Raichu> Could I get questionable packages in?
23:30:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> it's the elite crew tag, President_Trump
23:30:00 <YellowFridgePatrol> MiaOneness: It's more like this... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/35/89/8a/35898a5ac5f36cacfc08510923628c20.jpg
23:30:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> yes origin, there Clayton is packed to the rim with shit
23:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 11:30 PM <Agent> She does that every 20 minutes
23:31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Now
23:31:00 <MiaOneness> Thats not too bad lol
23:31:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> overflowing with shit
23:31:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> MiaOneness: what is the sudden obsession with fridges?
23:31:00 <President_Trump> tozza looking after the [Mobile] crew
23:32:00 <spanish> Lol
23:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyone else lol
23:32:00 <amelia> i don't understand that question
23:32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> [Mobile]
23:33:00 <spanish> What tozza
23:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Saying with us in charge or serenity
23:33:00 <amelia> AHAHAA
23:33:00 <amelia> fkn steven
23:33:00 <spanish> That from Seinfeld
23:33:00 <amelia> he has 1 video of me
23:33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He says he likea that goth thing you got going on
23:33:00 <amelia> calling him a cword
23:33:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> #[Mobile]
23:33:00 <MiaOneness> I dont have a sudden obsession, though when the room mmentioned it a few days ago, I had a different thought of what a yellow fridge would look like..i.e. the picture
23:34:00 <spanish> That's my favourite show
23:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lwaxana
23:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Then bonny
23:34:00 <President_Trump> does tozza[Mobile] count as female?
23:34:00 <lol> omg u comment on ppls shit
23:34:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> trying to picture Blyke's fridge?
23:34:00 <lol> how dumb are u
23:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Someones son rocked up at work and he is in army uniform
23:34:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> that is gay as
23:34:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Yes
23:34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/7Dib2sO.jpg
23:34:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> iBiZa[Mobile]: Speak up
23:34:00 <lol> where is a real person
23:34:00 <lol> like me
23:35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Does trump count as having downe syndrome
23:35:00 <President_Trump> props tho
23:35:00 <lol> gotta be one other on austnet
23:35:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> ahh, it is a choco, he must be so proud of his son
23:35:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> now I get it
23:35:00 <xm> Tamil Tiger
23:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lololol
23:36:00 <spanish> Tozza almost most knock off timr
23:36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah he had jewish holiday
23:36:00 <spanish> Not tnite
23:36:00 <spanish> Yes tozza
23:36:00 <spanish> Hehe
23:36:00 <President_Trump> it would be good to get Serenity back
23:36:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> interesting body language
23:36:00 <origin> anyone know any good night clubs in cbd?
23:36:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> no, there are none
23:37:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> there are none... just stay home and IRC
23:37:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> that is what all the cool kids do
23:37:00 <xm> too right Tim-Sim[Mobile]. i suggest finding a netcafe in the CBD and logging onto Austnet IRC
23:38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hhah
23:38:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> lol
23:38:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Yes
23:38:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Then you can be "zomg im out in da city"
23:38:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> yes, a good night out is going to a netcafe and logging onto IRC
23:38:00 <xm> tell them there's a gun battle for excitement
23:38:00 <xm> when it's really just CS:GO
23:38:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> Apex raid
23:39:00 <amelia> rank
23:39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lololol
23:39:00 <blyke> another video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln_GszVhG_E&feature=youtu.be
23:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: bam on 2017 new music audio techno (Apr 10, 2017) Length: 3:45 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:39:00 <blyke> lols
23:39:00 <origin> Tim-Sim suggested staying at home, Raichu suggested CBD, which is it gois?
23:39:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> stay at home
23:39:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> don't go out, it is dangerous
23:39:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> And expensive
23:40:00 <amelia> we only want videos of u
23:40:00 <President_Trump> i remember the time Serenity abused me coz i cooked some sausages in the oven RIP
23:40:00 <amelia> dancing & kicking door frames
23:40:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHA
23:40:00 <Raichu> blyke: Please kick your door and upload video
23:40:00 <Raichu> Show us your skills
23:40:00 <President_Trump> the [Mobile]'s need to get more specific Tim-Sim[Walker], Tim-Sim[Sleeping], Tim-Sim[Brushing_teeth]
23:40:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Use too much Newstart
23:40:00 <origin> what's with the [Mobile]s?
23:40:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> elite crew origin
23:40:00 <origin> can I join?
23:40:00 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivqKTwmCmks
23:40:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> no
23:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trust - Megadeth (Feb 15, 2008) Length: 5:16 - Category: Music - 5,309,029 views views - 22,926 likes (98.1%), 449 dislikes (1.9%)
23:40:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> No
23:41:00 <Raichu> amelia might even come over for a hug
23:41:00 <amelia> lolllll
23:41:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> origin: You need to pass the test
23:41:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> origin: Who is the biggest junkie in here at present.
23:41:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> ?
23:41:00 <origin> aw that's a tough one
23:42:00 <Raichu> That's 2 who have quit over me tonight
23:42:00 <Raichu> On a roll
23:42:00 <Raichu> 3 sorry
23:42:00 <Raichu> Almost forgot the feminazi
23:42:00 <MiaOneness> If you have not wept over the Crucified, you have not truly philosophized. If you have not considered Jesus in agony on the Cross, if you have not, in the deepest agony of the soul, contemplating the mystery of Good Friday, cried aloud with Nietzsche, "God is dead!," you have not walked as far as natural reason can take you. eason has its natural limits. The limits of reason is what is
23:42:00 <MiaOneness> naturally knowable. And it leaves us unsatisfied. It leaves us wanting more. It gives us, however insufficient and brief, an image of the Good, of the Transcendent, but, at the same time, our own unworthiness and misery.Revealed religion lifts the veil...and we see a suffering Savior. GoodFriday is this Friday, folks. Consider working Holy Week into your schedule.
23:42:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Cock is ticking
23:42:00 <origin> lol
23:42:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Clock too
23:43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Too much tonread
23:43:00 <amelia> ye
23:43:00 <MiaOneness> I found it on Facebook
23:43:00 <MiaOneness> I liked it
23:43:00 <amelia> can u not
23:43:00 <Raichu> Holy Week?
23:43:00 <Raichu> A week on alcohol?
23:43:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> origin: one hint - He is currently quiet due to screaming at his cat.
23:43:00 <origin> so not lol?
23:43:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Correct
23:43:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> lol is the answer
23:44:00 <spanish> Holy batman lol
23:44:00 <MiaOneness> Thats fine too, we do a lot of soul searcing when drunk
23:44:00 <amelia> bwahahaahaah
23:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Partay nothing in the mailbox
23:44:00 <amelia> he's not here
23:44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh
23:44:00 <Faust> does it pain Jesus that he has to die so soon after he was born?
23:44:00 <origin> aww yis
23:44:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Welcome to the [Mobile gang]
23:44:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> [Mobile] gang
23:44:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> :)
23:45:00 <MiaOneness> 33 years of age, is a good age to do what he needed to do
23:45:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> M not m
23:45:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Yes, capital M
23:46:00 <spanish> Back in those days
23:46:00 <MiaOneness> just thought like positing it, no need to dissect it
23:46:00 <Nice1> yes g
23:46:00 <Nice1> browers hijacker
23:46:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Clicked a dogy link
23:46:00 <Nice1> supersearch or some dumb name like that
23:47:00 <Faust> he's born again in december and then we crucify him 3-4 months on :D
23:47:00 <MiaOneness> if you dont like it, dont read it.. i thought it was a sweeet reminder for the holidats
23:47:00 <Raichu> Faust: Your logic is flawed
23:47:00 <amelia> by the time u read it it's too late to know that u weren't gonna like it
23:47:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Dodgy
23:47:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Fuck my typing
23:47:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Also, supersearch is Malware, not a Virus
23:47:00 <President_Trump> some file going around azza.mp4 is a virus
23:47:00 <Nice1> because aromeo posted a viris link once before
23:48:00 <Faust> logic and religion
23:48:00 <xm> he was most likely born in september
23:48:00 <spanish> MiaOneness: did u like that other link I sent to you yesterday
23:48:00 <MiaOneness> which one?
23:48:00 <MiaOneness> they say January xm
23:48:00 <Nice1> which took me two days to remove
23:48:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> lol
23:48:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> lol
23:48:00 <Nice1> so im not clicking on any more links
23:48:00 <Nice1> firfox
23:49:00 <Raichu> Thought it was December, hence Christmas
23:49:00 <spanish> the prody of uptown funk song
23:49:00 <MiaOneness> Nah thats the pagan holiday
23:49:00 <MiaOneness> nah didnt hear it spanish
23:49:00 <Faust> what is my logic and how is it flawed?
23:49:00 <spanish> Oh ok
23:49:00 <xm> ive mostly heard of it being september not january
23:49:00 <Tim-Sim> oh good, an argument, this will be interesting
23:49:00 <xm> what reasoning have they used for january?
23:49:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Zline for IE
23:49:00 <Nice1> its alright I downloaded trend micro
23:49:00 <Nice1> and that fixed the problem
23:49:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Malwarebytes is good
23:49:00 <Nice1> lwaxana helped me god bless her
23:49:00 <Nice1> yeah ive got that...but it doesnt remove everything
23:49:00 <amelia> great news Nice1!
23:50:00 <MiaOneness> i cant rememeber
23:50:00 <MiaOneness> the old calander
23:50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beer time cheers
23:50:00 <MiaOneness> something like that
23:50:00 <MiaOneness> but cant rememeber the logistics
23:50:00 <spanish> Carlton tozza
23:50:00 <MiaOneness> cheers tozza
23:50:00 <Nice1> yeah
23:50:00 <amelia> :)
23:50:00 <Nice1> you got to pay for premium if you want more virues removed
23:50:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Anyone wanna go to work for me tomorrow
23:51:00 <Raichu> [23:47:18] <Faust> he's born again in december and then we crucify him 3-4 months on :D
23:51:00 <spanish> :-)
23:51:00 <Raichu> Flawed
23:51:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Also, g, I didn't know you were into this.
23:51:00 <Nice1> ok will...I thin k it will be ok g since I will not be clicking on any more links
23:51:00 <amelia> g is in a helpful mood, im sure he will Raichu[Mobile]
23:51:00 <Nice1> hehe
23:51:00 <amelia> not so helpful to Trump tho
23:51:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> This website is for 18 years or older and may be illegal to view in your country. Do you want to enter. Click YES or NO
23:51:00 <Nice1> nup
23:51:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> if you see a sign like that, don't download the exe
23:52:00 <Raichu> Bible says he wasn't crucified the same year he was born
23:52:00 <Faust> just a jest based on the official dates of celebration
23:52:00 <xm> mustve been a tiny cross faust
23:52:00 <Raichu> lol
23:52:00 <Nice1> Ive alwayed used protection g
23:52:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Cryptolocker is a fun bug
23:52:00 <origin[mobile]> where do you work Raichu?
23:52:00 <Nice1> dont want some irc kid
23:52:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> As if version me
23:53:00 <Nice1> hehe wtf
23:53:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Do it again g
23:54:00 <origin[mobile]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
23:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EAT DA POO POO (May 24, 2010) Length: 2:22 - Category: News & Politics - 9,660,195 views views - 44,925 likes (86.5%), 7,013 dislikes (13.5%)
23:54:00 <Nice1> thats definately a virus
23:54:00 <Nice1> eh
23:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
23:54:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> :)
23:54:00 <origin[mobile]> nahh you can see it's youtube
23:54:00 <Nice1> dont care
23:54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats with [Mobile]
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23:55:00 <Agent> Amelia you're still a faggot
23:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 11:55 PM <amelia> PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe
23:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPLe PiNeaPPL
23:55:00 <amelia> ur still a virgin
23:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Funny cunts
23:55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> g im at khanhs house
23:55:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Sounds like a pokemon
23:55:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> lol
23:56:00 <Faust> zzzzzz
23:56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar
23:56:00 <amelia> wot dat
23:56:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Yeah
23:56:00 <Raichu[Mobile]> Tell him to come on as Khanh[Mobile]
23:57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyone wanna sell me a atari jaguar
23:57:00 <xm> is that like hot or not
23:57:00 <President_Trump> back in the days when niggers had waves
23:57:00 <amelia> i remember funkysexycool was all about hot or not
23:57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tagged
23:59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I gotta take a shit
23:59:00 <Tim-Sim[Mobile]> Khan? Sounds African, is he Apex?
23:59:00 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCp-BOeVzKk
23:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary (Long Version) (Oct 14, 2011) Length: 6:45 - Category: Music - 349,429 views views - 2,637 likes (98.7%), 35 dislikes (1.3%)