#melbourne - 2017-04-09 - AustNet Archive Project

// #melbourne — 2017-04-09

1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
« 2017-04-08 2017-04-10 »
00:00 <amelia> AHAHA
00:00 <MiaOneness> wouldnt go out with it, unless its to safwaway
00:00 <steven> haha
00:00 <amelia> lolllll
00:00 <couleurs> lol
00:00 <steven> good call
00:00 <amelia> ok mia im gonna post u a pic and u tell me if it looks better on
00:00 <MiaOneness> ok
01:00 <couleurs> boy r u in 4 a surprise mia
01:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll around the house #rekt
01:00 <Arbition> well my phone is playing up
02:00 <Arbition> In the mean time, this is a couch I hoisted on top of my car http://i.imgur.com/NJjXEjs.jpg
03:00 <steven> lols
03:00 <MiaOneness> free?
03:00 <Arbition> No I was dumping it
03:00 <MiaOneness> Oh you should wait till big rubbish day
03:00 <MiaOneness> people wait for items on those days
03:00 <couleurs> when you getting that door fixed tho
03:00 <Arbition> not in this neighbourhood
04:00 <Arbition> we don't have enough driveway and such a thing would look very out of place
04:00 <Arbition> also I'd have to have called up the council, it isn't just a day, and I wanted it gone immediately
04:00 <carlOz> dump it on ur nature strip arb
05:00 <carlOz> some cunt will take it
05:00 <MiaOneness> thats what wogs do
05:00 <carlOz> LOL bad
05:00 <MiaOneness> Arb is not..
05:00 <Arbition> I never see anything out for collection here
05:00 <amelia> MiaOneness wot do you think of grown men who fit into their 7 year old childs WWE wrestling belts?
05:00 <carlOz> wog hacks
05:00 <MiaOneness> Hm depends on the man
06:00 <MiaOneness> Doesnt paint a good image, but it could work
06:00 <steven> lol hit a nerve
06:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
06:00 <amelia> yes it doesn't paint a good image at all does it
06:00 <Arbition> sigh
07:00 <President_Trump> it could work
07:00 <steven> yeah sound like it culd work
07:00 <steven> he would have to be fit tho
07:00 <steven> props tho
07:00 <amelia> wif small ears
08:00 <steven> who has a 7 year old son anyway ?!?!
08:00 <amelia> i dunno i forgot his age
08:00 <amelia> maybe 5 instead
08:00 <steven> 10 might be right
08:00 <amelia> o shit
08:00 <amelia> i was close
09:00 <xm> are we talking about 165+ IQ man
09:00 <Arbition> alright https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2jHgkGt14XJT1pjMEwwektwQ2c and without glasses https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2jHgkGt14XJbHJlTnQxNUs4d1k
10:00 <amelia> good one mia now look wtf uve done
10:00 <MiaOneness> lets see it steven
10:00 <steven> without
10:00 <steven> see what ?
10:00 <couleurs> i'm waiting 4 the bowl cut
10:00 <couleurs> option 3
10:00 <MiaOneness> Arb i like it better, brush it back though let me see what it looks "brushed" back
10:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
11:00 <Arbition> err
11:00 <Arbition> and dry?
11:00 <MiaOneness> then let me see it tied up
11:00 <MiaOneness> hm no
11:00 <amelia> hahahahhaahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahhahahahhaahahahhaahah
11:00 <Arbition> I'm not going to do all that
11:00 <MiaOneness> wet, because naturally youd put a styling prouduct in it
11:00 <Arbition> I've tried it
11:00 <MiaOneness> just brush it back with water
11:00 <Arbition> as I've explained before, it doesn't hold
11:00 <MiaOneness> you just put water in it
11:00 <Arbition> I've picked the strong gel
11:00 <MiaOneness> i like it better out of your face though
11:00 <carlOz> put grease in it arb
11:00 <carlOz> it shines 
11:00 <steven> lols
11:00 <Arbition> Brush it while wet, apply gel, brush again
11:00 <Arbition> still falls out of shape
12:00 <amelia> for the record, i did say "slicked back" was never a good idea
12:00 <Arbition> my hair is very stubborn
12:00 <President_Trump> just cut it short, why u trying to look like a girl
12:00 <MiaOneness> its cuz its curly
12:00 <Arbition> yes I know
12:00 <couleurs> weird bathroom dude
12:00 <MiaOneness> no i think leave it long
12:00 <carlOz> number 2 it
12:00 <Arbition> so why bother trying to see what it is like wet
12:00 <MiaOneness> to see what it would look like styled
12:00 <Arbition> ugh
13:00 <Arbition> Which will never happen
13:00 <MiaOneness> try moose
13:00 <amelia> Saturdays will now be Mia-Makeover day
13:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
14:00 <couleurs> Mad Moose.
14:00 <Arbition> It isn't worth it
14:00 <MiaOneness> GO there
14:00 <MiaOneness> dont miss it!
14:00 <amelia> I wonder who's life she will ruin next week
14:00 <carlOz> get dreads arb
14:00 <MiaOneness> yeah i agree with carlOz
14:00 <Tim-Sim> Mad moose?
14:00 <MiaOneness> dreads could look cool
14:00 <Tim-Sim> Mousse?
14:00 <amelia> AHAHHA
14:00 <carlOz> they're a head fuck to maintain tho
14:00 <MiaOneness> Arb can do it
14:00 <Arbition> No, there will be no dreadlocks
15:00 <carlOz> chicks dig it bro
15:00 <MiaOneness> I like the brunswick klook...:D
15:00 <amelia> braids with colourful beads
15:00 <MiaOneness> no amelia
15:00 <Tim-Sim> To use some nice shampoo and conditioner, like sun silk
15:00 <MiaOneness> thats balinese
15:00 <amelia> get the BaLi LooK
15:00 <Tim-Sim> With vitamins in it
15:00 <MiaOneness> Head and shoulders is good
15:00 <Tim-Sim> No
16:00 <Arbition> The problem is actually my hair isn't curly enough imo. Because this was cut back from longer, the hair near the roots came out straighter
16:00 <Arbition> so it doesn't curl properly
16:00 <Arbition> while still being a pain
16:00 <Tim-Sim> DO NOT USE ANTIDANDRUFF SHAMPOOS
16:00 <Tim-Sim> They contain anti-androgens
17:00 <Tim-Sim> Mess with your hormones
17:00 <MiaOneness> use moouse
17:00 <MiaOneness> not gel, because your hair is curly
18:00 <geelong> need help 
18:00 <carlOz> sup geelong 
18:00 <steven> need a stylist?
18:00 <geelong> with my password and stuff
18:00 <steven> #asd
19:00 <Arbition> and then my hair will fall out because I've turned my hair to stone
19:00 <MiaOneness> just leave it if you arent comdfrotable wiht change
19:00 <MiaOneness> or go to hairdressers
19:00 <MiaOneness> and say
20:00 <MiaOneness> i want something different, what do you recommend
20:00 <xm> Arbition you need to get better glasses and see the dent in your car
20:00 <xm> --- couleurs 
20:00 <xm> FIX IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <Arbition> I have a different set of glasses
20:00 <xm> that reminds me, need to get a check up
21:00 <carlOz> go for the brunswick look mia
21:00 <carlOz> shave it all off
21:00 <amelia> leukemia look
21:00 <MiaOneness> i like brunswick look :D (said that like 12 times today)
22:00 <MiaOneness> thats not funny amelia.. you and your health insults
22:00 <Arbition> xm: My other glasses https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2jHgkGt14XJVXZhZzVxRVBBV1U
22:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHHA
22:00 <amelia> u mean my aids jokes?
22:00 <steven> yes she is very childish
22:00 <MiaOneness> youre not bad in that pic
22:00 <xm> those glasses make you look like a mad scientist
22:00 <amelia> shut up steven u peppa pig
22:00 <Arbition> These are my event glasses
22:00 <President_Trump> MiaOneness what health insults?
22:00 <couleurs> ok i didn't think it could get any worse
22:00 <MiaOneness> leukemia and aids
23:00 <Arbition> The other ones are good because they have a very broad field of view
23:00 <xm> how bad is your vision without glasses?
23:00 <xm> is that why you have a dent to begin with
23:00 <MiaOneness> i like the glasses, glasses can stay
23:00 <Arbition> I have never legally been able to drive without glasses
23:00 <amelia> lolllllllll
23:00 <President_Trump> time to be a rebel
23:00 <carlOz> leukemia look 
23:00 <carlOz> LOLLLL
23:00 <carlOz> brutal
23:00 <Arbition> and no the dent was because two lanes of traffic, one backed up, the other I didn't check properly when turning right
23:00 <amelia> hahahahaahahaahaahahahaaahah
23:00 <steven> haha
24:00 <Arbition> My friend did basically the same thing 3 weeks ago
24:00 <MiaOneness> glad i was able to downalod mirc again, thanks guys
24:00 <xm> hexchat is better
24:00 <steven> np
24:00 <steven> bullshit!
24:00 <xm> n free
25:00 <steven> mIRC is free to if your smart :P~
25:00 <xm> yeah, the old versions
25:00 <steven> even the new ones
25:00 <steven> if your smart
25:00 <xm> i prefer not to crack
25:00 <steven> nerd
25:00 <carlOz> astalalavista.box.sk that shit 
26:00 <couleurs> real pros use mibbit
26:00 <Arbition> real pros use telnet and IRC manually
26:00 <steven> real pros use BitchX
26:00 <Arbition> and then get booted off when they don't PONG properly
27:00 <xm> i did that for a while to get free IRC off uni shells
28:00 <slower> no need to crack mirc, just regedit and delete "last run " folder
29:00 <slower> have been doing it for ages
29:00 <slower> dont call me tightass
30:00 <slower> i gave to this server
30:00 <Arbition> Also I used to mess with beards https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2jHgkGt14XJeHNMekZaTElmdXc
31:00 <steven> haha
31:00 <MiaOneness> like you clean shaved
31:00 <MiaOneness> the last photo before thee beard was nice
32:00 <Arbition> with the different glasses
33:00 <MiaOneness> yes
33:00 <Arbition> Here's a photo of me 10 or more years ago (On the left) http://i.imgur.com/pbOAB3O.jpg
33:00 <MiaOneness> hot
33:00 <steven> you and alphonso
33:00 <President_Trump> good man spread
34:00 <carlOz> ripped while playing ps2 
34:00 <carlOz> good times
34:00 <Arbition> probably 12 years ago actually
34:00 <MiaOneness> you look cute
34:00 <amelia> he's so wasted he thinks the yellow thing is the controller
35:00 <Arbition> that's my cousin
35:00 <carlOz> looks like hes rolling a joz
35:00 <Arbition> But yeah, certainly makes me think maybe I should go short hair
36:00 <couleurs> yea u look a bit like ryan phillippe and mia could b ur sister from cruel intentions rite ame
36:00 <MiaOneness> lets see one of you NOW, with short hair, not 10 years ago
36:00 <couleurs> god why do i know these things
36:00 <Arbition> I'd have to cut it then
36:00 <amelia> right on cereals
37:00 <Arbition> No going back
37:00 <couleurs> spoiler alert: he has sex with his sister
37:00 <MiaOneness> ah then leave it
38:00 <carlOz> there's always a catch 
39:00 <Arbition> I don't get why my mum and sister say I should keep it at this length either
39:00 <Arbition> anyway, I reckon I'll put on my new suit tomorrow
39:00 <Arbition> and photograph that
39:00 <President_Trump> might as well head down to church if ur gunna put suit on on a sunday
41:00 <Arbition> follow the italians
41:00 <Arbition> Always so well dressed
42:00 <MiaOneness> i dont agree there
42:00 <MiaOneness> They live in Eu, you live in Aus
42:00 <MiaOneness> if you looked like a Eu, wouldn be a good rthing
42:00 <Arbition> oh yeah perhaps
43:00 <Arbition> The people willing to abandon their homes are likely different psychologically to those who stay behind
43:00 <Arbition> Also makes me think, the ones that came here were the harder working ones, and the lazy people stayed behind
43:00 <MiaOneness> Not really... just some wanted change
44:00 <MiaOneness> and money, becausr they were broke
44:00 <Arbition> from my understanding, they kind of still are
44:00 <Arbition> though, maybe not so bust as Greece
44:00 <Arbition> Tax evasion up the wazoo
45:00 <carlOz> that's why Italians are such tight arses
45:00 <President_Trump> who are u talking about? italians?
45:00 <carlOz> they came from nothing 
45:00 <Arbition> pretty typical really
46:00 <President_Trump> the ones that have no money come here
46:00 <Arbition> and then the following generations born in more wealth are less tight
46:00 <carlOz> yup
46:00 <President_Trump> or else theyd stay in their country
47:00 <carlOz> farm life
47:00 <Arbition> yeah, back in the days when they took ship, and it was fairly cheap
47:00 <carlOz> bust ur balls growing lentils 
47:00 <Arbition> like the 10 pound pom right
48:00 <Arbition> "hence the name; in 1945 pounds, equivalent to £389 in 2015"
48:00 <Arbition> ok so not super cheap
48:00 <Arbition> still cheaper than what a flight is now though, just
49:00 <MiaOneness> Now that you mention Italian
49:00 <MiaOneness> Italian disco coming your way
49:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAVNI91dQGQ
49:00 <Arbition> eh?
50:00 <Arbition> so bright aaaaaaaah
54:00 <carlOz> papa americano
54:00 <Arbition> Listen to the first 30 seconds of this, and tell me what feeling the music evokes (the rest I don't care for so much) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZd9cs_MW3o
01:00 <amelia> jus saw a pic of a man wearing a yellow raincoat walking his doggo in the raim who was also wearing a matching yellow raincoat
02:00 <amelia> LoVe @ FiRST SiGHT
03:00 <Arbition> not pupper?
04:00 <amelia> possibly a pupper
06:00 <Arbition> blasted cats
06:00 <Arbition> fighting and making that horrible screech
07:00 <Arbition> just as well I wasn't in bed yet, otherwise that would have definately woken me up with a start
07:00 <MiaOneness> lol amelia
07:00 <MiaOneness> im not tricked into animal lovers
08:00 <Arbition> One last thing before I go to bed. I'm breaking my promise, so, did you end up watching that first episode of westworld MiaOneness?
09:00 <amelia> ur tricked into men with man buns
09:00 <MiaOneness> lol amelia
09:00 <MiaOneness> if they must have long hair
09:00 <MiaOneness> but going by my ex's
09:00 <MiaOneness> they usaully look like military dudes
09:00 <MiaOneness> with shaved heads
09:00 <amelia> u would get along well with tim sim
10:00 <MiaOneness> why
10:00 <steven> oh like me
10:00 <steven> lols
10:00 <amelia> he once had a shaved head
10:00 <MiaOneness> i havent seen him, ill ask him when i see him again
11:00 <Arbition> ...as did I
11:00 <amelia> theres a competition then
11:00 <amelia> Arbition vs Tim-Sim
11:00 <Arbition> for, what exactly?
11:00 <Arbition> Who looks most goofy with a shaved head?
11:00 <amelia> mias heart of course
11:00 <President_Trump> for jen
12:00 <amelia> first one to do their hair style in a man bun will be the winner
12:00 <steven> jen is prolly the best looking chick to come on IRC
12:00 <Arbition> really?
12:00 <steven> austnet that is
12:00 <steven> currently
12:00 <President_Trump> shes the best looking in the country so irc obvious
12:00 <President_Trump> ly
13:00 <steven> she shaw is
13:00 <Arbition> See, I'm inclined to disbelieve that
13:00 <amelia> why would u not believe it
13:00 <Arbition> reasons
13:00 <MiaOneness> whos Jen?
14:00 <amelia> very politically correct of u
14:00 <steven> take away her wide set vagina and she is a princess
15:00 <amelia> everyone bangs on about her
15:00 <amelia> yet were on here talkin bout her and shes out not thinkin bout u
16:00 <Arbition> Could ring her and make her thing about us
16:00 <Arbition> *think
16:00 <Arbition> probably wouldn't appreciate a call at quarter past 1 though
16:00 <steven> u got her number?
17:00 <amelia> course he does
17:00 <Arbition> Yeah, back when josh did his thing
17:00 <Arbition> and went to hospital
17:00 <amelia> I thought that wasn't "public"
17:00 <Arbition> Josh made it pretty public
17:00 <amelia> lolll
17:00 <amelia> true
17:00 <steven> josh bangedit?
18:00 <steven> josh banged it?
18:00 <amelia> no
18:00 <President_Trump> hes trying to organise an sa sex tour
18:00 <Arbition> no, Josh had Jen on the line, then Jen messaged me saying Josh has tried to do shit and that I should get  over there
18:00 <Arbition> I gave her my number and promptly raced there
18:00 <steven> lol
19:00 <Arbition> I was at a set of traffic lights when she called
19:00 <steven> sound like a sex party
19:00 <President_Trump> jen put another victim in hospital
19:00 <Arbition> I kept her up to date as I went to the hospital
19:00 <Arbition> and the following day when we got word all was OK
19:00 <amelia> gr8 now this is gonna be the next GoSSiP to be spoken about forever
20:00 <steven> so why was josh in hospital?
20:00 <Arbition> she was pretty shaken up
20:00 <President_Trump> how long ago was this?
20:00 <steven> haha
20:00 <beagle> my brother turns up at my place and sits in his car playing loud as fuck music while he's pissed all of a sudden tonight
20:00 <President_Trump> he was fucked a couple of months back and jen 'saved his life'
20:00 <amelia> bagels brother
20:00 <beagle> he knocks on my door n says can i have my blankets
21:00 <amelia> eNGLiSH MuFFiN
21:00 <beagle> he says he wants to play games all night
21:00 <President_Trump> what sort of games
21:00 <beagle> should i take the offer
21:00 <beagle> red alert 2
21:00 <couleurs> oi beags gimme my fkn blankeys
21:00 <beagle> command and conquer
21:00 <beagle> and that other game left for dead 2
21:00 <amelia> u got chilly legs cereals?
21:00 <couleurs> conQUEER
21:00 <Tim-Sim> Arbition: who is Josh?
21:00 <amelia> fuck that witch on l4d
22:00 <couleurs> maybe........
22:00 <Arbition> dead panda
22:00 <Tim-Sim> Arbition: why was Josh in hospital? Did he try and kill himself?
22:00 <steven> good game
22:00 <President_Trump> it's just a cry for help
22:00 <President_Trump> attention seeker
22:00 <Tim-Sim> Arbition: did Josh try and end the suffering?
23:00 <Arbition> It's complicated
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Arbition: no it isn;t
23:00 <Arbition> the event itself isn't
23:00 <Tim-Sim> what was the event?
24:00 <xm> how long ago was this?
24:00 <Arbition> but I'm sort of realising he might have not been all that clear as to what happened
24:00 <Arbition> even though I swear he has spoken about it on IRC
24:00 <Arbition> albeit in #nerdhacks
24:00 <Tim-Sim> well, that makes the both of us
24:00 <steven> Spamming!
24:00 <steven> lols
24:00 <xm> Arbition: how long ago was he in hospital over this?
24:00 <amelia> he has but not as extensively as you have
24:00 <Arbition> overnight
24:00 <amelia> and when he speaks, people dont listen
24:00 <steven> true that
24:00 <Arbition> he was fine next day
24:00 <xm> nah i meant how long ago was the event
24:00 <amelia> its different coming from you
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Arbition: did he try and kill himself?
25:00 <Tim-Sim> YES or NO
25:00 <amelia> you shouldn't have said anything
25:00 <Arbition> I have made a great mistake
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Y for YES, N for NO
25:00 <xm> LOL
25:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
25:00 <xm> I for Ignore
25:00 <President_Trump> he talks so much shit its hard to keep up with
25:00 <amelia> if Skirmish kept it hush, I'm unsure why you couldn't
25:00 <Tim-Sim> the amount of shit he has given me, think I give a fuck?
26:00 <Tim-Sim> amirite?
26:00 <steven> LoL
26:00 <Arbition> Why would Skirmish have known anything about it?
26:00 <amelia> because Josh said it to him
26:00 <Tim-Sim> ok, I will just ask him next time he is on
26:00 <xm> panda often tells people stuff to have then lay off him
26:00 <xm> them*
26:00 <amelia> but as i said, people don't take notice when he rants
26:00 <President_Trump> hasnt he already said all this shit, and jen saved his life?
26:00 <steven> hahahaha
26:00 <amelia> so its basically just passing comments
26:00 <steven> someone tell kelevra
26:00 <amelia> now its made into something
26:00 <Arbition> I was going for the jen angle
27:00 <Arbition> and you've instead picked up on the josh angle
27:00 <Tim-Sim> I'll just say, "hey Arbition told everybody on the chat room that you tried to kill yourself. Is it true?"
27:00 <President_Trump> he types out 50 lines at full speed, dont read any of it then just say "yeah sure bro", and then another 50 lines will come at you
27:00 <steven> haha
27:00 <Arbition> So you'd lie
27:00 <amelia> it was definitely more of a josh story than a jenn one
27:00 <xm> what if you dont say, "yeah sure bro"
28:00 <amelia> you mentioned his name more than hers
28:00 <MiaOneness> whos Jen?
28:00 <Arbition> anotherirc3r
28:00 <steven> the hottest girl to ever bless austnet
28:00 <Arbition> not around much anymore
28:00 <steven> guys go crazy for her
28:00 <steven> she had a perth sex tour
28:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim more like "i heard you pretended to kill yourself so that you could be jen's pedo"
29:00 <Tim-Sim> President_Trump: it is a cry for help but these people just want to gloss it over
29:00 <Tim-Sim> and pretend it was nothing
29:00 <Arbition> Oh come on bullshit
30:00 <Arbition> IRC isn't the place for it
30:00 <Tim-Sim> Arbition: you wont even tell us what happened
30:00 <Arbition> I told you what I did and Jen did
30:00 <Arbition> because I was more interested in that
30:00 <Tim-Sim> some mate you turned out to be
30:00 <xm> if he was allowed to leave the next day...
30:00 <amelia> why are you so desperate to know
30:00 <Arbition> Ok now you're a cunt Tim-Sim
30:00 <amelia> and what the fuck makes you think Arbition owes it to tell you
31:00 <Tim-Sim> why am I a cunt?
31:00 <Arbition> I, responded
31:00 <Arbition> were you not reading?
31:00 <Skirmish> wotdahecksagoinon
31:00 <Tim-Sim> fuck you amelia, that hurt
31:00 <amelia> fuck you chilly leg guy
31:00 <Tim-Sim> Skirmish: you do you know that Josh guy?
31:00 <amelia> hope u get fkn goosebumps u fuk
31:00 <Tim-Sim> amelia: that was uncalled for amelia
32:00 <steven> LoL
32:00 <Arbition> I went out of my way to drive to make sure things went OK
32:00 <Arbition> it was entirely called for Tim-Sim
32:00 <Tim-Sim> you know I hate goose bumps
32:00 <Skirmish> deadpandadolls? I don't 'Know' him beyond his epic mental rants here. 
32:00 <Arbition> Don't act the victim
32:00 <amelia> yeah well u pushed me too far this time
32:00 <steven> hahaahahaha
32:00 <Tim-Sim> victim?
32:00 <steven> over a josh rant!
32:00 <steven> LoLs
32:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
32:00 <amelia> i didnt witness war to put up with ur shit
32:00 <Tim-Sim> yes you did
32:00 <Tim-Sim> apparently
34:00 <Arbition> You question my loyalty just to satisfy your curiosity on something blatantly personal
34:00 <Tim-Sim> my friend's brother gassed himself
34:00 <Arbition> My integrity as a person
34:00 <Skirmish> Tim-Sim is a bit of a retard. He wears a solid tin foil hat. 
35:00 <Tim-Sim> here we go
35:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
35:00 <Tim-Sim> pick on Tim-Sim time...
35:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't be too upset about anything Tim-Sim says Arbition. 
35:00 <amelia> its okay when you're the one digging for ammo to abuse
35:00 <Arbition> What, and so my critisims are now invalid Tim-Sim?
35:00 <Skirmish> He talks a lot of crap. 
35:00 <amelia> but not when you're the one getting shit hung on
35:00 <Tim-Sim> I was not abusing anybody
35:00 <amelia> u wanted ammo to abuse josh
35:00 <Tim-Sim> I just wanted to know why "Josh" was in hospital
36:00 <Tim-Sim> no, I didn't you tard
36:00 <Tim-Sim> such a tard
36:00 <Arbition> and thus <Arbition> You question my loyalty just to satisfy your curiosity on something blatantly personal
36:00 <Arbition> you just wanted to know indeed
36:00 <Tim-Sim> Josh only ever abuses me, not the other way around
36:00 <amelia> says the guy that gets depressed from drinking Powerade
36:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim's questions were good, i want to know too
36:00 <Skirmish> He is in hospital because he required the assistance of people that work at a hospital. Seems a pretty straight forward assumption to make. 
37:00 <Skirmish> I don't think people go to hospitals for a .... BURRITO! 
37:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, so? he could have epilepsy 
37:00 <Skirmish> He could. 
37:00 <Tim-Sim> he could have been stabbed
37:00 <Skirmish> He could have a urinary tract infection too. Anything is possible. 
37:00 <President_Trump> i would say it's most likely the hospital josh is in is the mental ward where they keep pumping him full of drugs trying to tell him he is not a Samoan gangsta
37:00 <Tim-Sim> is Josh somoan?
38:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he is just getting the required injection before he takes his mother on holidays? 
38:00 <amelia> lollllllllllll
38:00 <Skirmish> injections*
38:00 <Tim-Sim> is it the "Josh" from the soundcloud where those people rang him up?
38:00 <Skirmish> This is why you believe such crazy shit Tim-Sim. You believe anything that is said to you. You are so vapid. 
39:00 <President_Trump> yes the one that talks about being a man of the world coz he spoke to some nigerians, not scam artist nigerians but real nigerians
39:00 <Tim-Sim> Skirmish: shut up
39:00 <Arbition> If I'd realised credibility was a factor worth considering I wouldn't have said anything
39:00 <President_Trump> what was wrong with Tim-Sim's questions?
39:00 <Tim-Sim> ^
40:00 <Arbition> It just didn't occur to me because he did say stuff
40:00 <Skirmish> President_Trump: I think the primary reason is that Tim-Sim asked them. 
40:00 <Arbition> so as far as I was concerned it was gazetted
41:00 <Arbition> Clearly my theory of mind model failed here
41:00 <amelia> doesn't matter
41:00 <amelia> you fucked up, unintentionally
41:00 <amelia> Josh wont care
41:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim vs Powerade, Tim-Sim 1-0 Powerade
41:00 <MiaOneness> lol President_Trump
41:00 <President_Trump> lolz
41:00 <President_Trump> fuck i do that again
41:00 <amelia> lolllll
41:00 <MiaOneness> i like the food in beard .. brb moments
42:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim vs Powerade, Tim-Sim 0-1 Powerade
42:00 <amelia> Powerade is ip to 2 now
42:00 <Tim-Sim> It was not just powerade
42:00 <Tim-Sim> see how you guys bend information and tell lies about people
42:00 <MiaOneness> it was chinos too
42:00 <amelia> hahaahahahahqhqhhqhqqhahahahahaah
42:00 <Tim-Sim> no wonder skirmish wants a sex change
42:00 <Arbition> yeah, well I guess I was somewhat happy to talk about what I had done. I am somewhat proud of my rapidity of response and decisiveness
43:00 <Tim-Sim> do you live closer than the ambulance?
43:00 <Skirmish> MiaOneness: I heard tell that you dislike amelia's dresses. 
43:00 <spanish> Hello
43:00 <Arbition> I didn't hold back, nathan his neighbour was scared and didn't want to do anything, whereas I just jumped in
43:00 <Arbition> and I made sure I did what I could
44:00 <amelia> I heard Skirmish types like a twat
44:00 <MiaOneness> I dont.. we discssed it in private
44:00 <Tim-Sim> obviously his life was not in danger other wise you would have called the ambulance who have lots of life preserving training and devices
44:00 <Skirmish> You've done an admirable thing Arbition. Nothing to justify or discuss with the likes of Tim-Sim. 
44:00 <Tim-Sim> oh fuck of Skirmish
44:00 <Arbition> Tim-Sim: I'm not taking your shit Tim-Sim
44:00 <Tim-Sim> you gay cunt
44:00 <Arbition> As I've already said, you're just trying to piss me off to satisfy your curiosity
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Am I giving you shit? Am I?
45:00 <IRCStats> mIRCStats update for #melbourne complete! See the #melbourne stats: http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
45:00 <amelia> I love Tim-Sims meltdowns
45:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
45:00 <Arbition> Is that a rhetorical question? Sure looks like it.
45:00 <Arbition> If the answer isn't obvious, then there's no hope for you
45:00 <amelia> (+Tim-Sim) Am I giving you shit? Am I?
45:00 <amelia> I read that in an English accent
47:00 <tozza> teee heeee
47:00 <steven> kekekekekee
47:00 <tozza> shhhhh dumbo
47:00 <tozza> durrrrrr
48:00 <Tim-Sim> fuck this shit
48:00 <tozza> bye tim
48:00 <Skirmish> I like it when Tim-Sim pretends to be learned. When you challenge his stupid statements all he can do is fall into a 'Are you retarded?' perpetual loop. 
48:00 <President_Trump> got the first slap, props tho
49:00 <tozza> shhhhhh
49:00 <tozza> ur banned cunt
49:00 <tozza> how did u get back in here
49:00 <President_Trump> are u shaw?
49:00 <tozza> are you
49:00 <steven> loooooool
49:00 <tozza> ill fuckin kill you
49:00 <tozza> u fag
49:00 <Arbition> anyway I'm going to go to bed like I was supposed to
49:00 <tozza> LOOOOLLLLL
49:00 <tozza> whats so funnny
49:00 <Arbition> not going to stay up to 3am again
49:00 <tozza> dont get it
49:00 <Arbition> that was shit and dumb
49:00 <Arbition> also thanks again for being cool
50:00 <Tim-Sim> no probs Arbition 
50:00 <Arbition> Wear your baseball cap sideways forever guys
50:00 <amelia> np i am a CooL DuDe
50:00 <amelia> my pleasure
50:00 <Skirmish> Not sure about others ... but I'd be keen to see amelia's pleasure. 
51:00 <tozza> LOL
51:00 <Tim-Sim> Skirmish: what stupid statement are you referring to?
51:00 <tozza> amelia is a man
51:00 <steven> derr
51:00 <Skirmish> Tim-Sim: I don't have time to list them all. 
51:00 <Skirmish> tozza: I know. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Tim-Sim: Next time you make one I will point it out ... again. 
51:00 <Tim-Sim> Skirmish: so in essence you have just done what you accused me of doing, nice one, idiot
51:00 <amelia> mia would u date me
52:00 <Skirmish> tozza: I like amelia's man-bun and hipster beard look. 
52:00 <tozza> same
52:00 <amelia> Nice1 Skirmish u edeat
52:00 <tozza> it really makes my balls spread
52:00 <Skirmish> Tim-Sim: You just said something stupid. 
52:00 <MiaOneness> lol amelia
52:00 <MiaOneness> you have a nice body amelia
53:00 <tozza> damn fine aye
53:00 <steven> she musta sent u a fake pic
53:00 <spanish> Hello all
53:00 <tozza> `access -
53:00 <MiaOneness> haha
53:00 <amelia> u have a nice body but ur face is shit amelia
53:00 <MiaOneness> nah, i didnt mean it like that
54:00 <amelia> im joking
54:00 <Skirmish> I know it's against channel rules and I promised that I would never link amelia's picture but I think that it's required for people to be aware of how beautiful he is. 
54:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/a/Onz5s
54:00 <amelia> look @ me i am gawjuz
54:00 <MiaOneness> i would def date that guy
54:00 <MiaOneness> #brunswicklook
54:00 <amelia> staring into the distance
54:00 <amelia> #faggotlook
54:00 <MiaOneness> like them faggots!
55:00 <amelia> AAHAHA
55:00 <Skirmish> I cropped the picture to remove the pc screen with austnet on it that he is looking at. 
55:00 <iBiZa> ha ha ha
55:00 <xm> they would never cheat on you (with another girl)
55:00 <iBiZa> well played SKIRMISH
55:00 <tozza> biza we are tryinf 
55:00 <tozza> ehg
55:00 <tozza> i dont see hbow i can do much ,more .lol
55:00 <iBiZa> aye....
55:00 <tozza> omg LOL
55:00 <iBiZa> in all seriousness
55:00 <tozza> ibiza 
55:00 <tozza> we are trying
55:00 <tozza> well i am tryinf
55:00 <amelia> dont send me gay msgs like that
55:00 <amelia> ever again
55:00 <iBiZa> what do you guys think re the way the channel is going, and the no ban policy unless abuse
56:00 <Skirmish> lol
56:00 <iBiZa> thoughts?
56:00 <xm> who are the perm banned people here?
56:00 <Tim-Sim> ban Skirmish 
56:00 <tozza> bans are fine aslong as they are relevant like trump using ppls last names
56:00 <iBiZa> b1rd lol
56:00 <Skirmish> Why would you want to ban Skirmish? He's awesome and barely on anymore. 
57:00 <iBiZa> [[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]
57:00 <tozza> b1rd n pliv are not allowed thsat has what has made us successful
57:00 <tozza> imho
57:00 <iBiZa> lol
57:00 <tozza> im gonna kill u and waahhh wahh wahhh
57:00 <tozza> yeh take it to PD
57:00 <tozza> THIS IS MELBOURNE
57:00 <tozza> lol
58:00 <tozza> we aer men of science
58:00 <Skirmish> iBiZa: I think the next phase should be to have a registration process and includes an IQ test. Only those that pass the test can enter the channel. Sure, there would be a temporary reduction in channel members but the utopia that would be created would attract others. 
58:00 <tozza> CANDLE IN THE EYE
58:00 <tozza> funny but no
58:00 <Skirmish> MY ENGRIS NOT TEW GEWD
58:00 <iBiZa> haha gold Skirmish
58:00 <xm> IQ threshold of?
58:00 <iBiZa> Kelevra def won't pass
58:00 <amelia> lolllll
58:00 <amelia> she ur m8
58:00 <iBiZa> no she aint
58:00 <tozza> not mine
58:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
58:00 <iBiZa> she is yours tozza
58:00 <amelia> both ura
58:00 <iBiZa> and u know it
59:00 <amelia> urs
59:00 <tozza> pffft
59:00 <Skirmish> Has a falling out occured? 
59:00 <tozza> i do not
59:00 <amelia> the happy threesome
59:00 <tozza> ur mumma
59:00 <amelia> shared lunchboxes in high school
59:00 <tozza> spanish wants to see nuides amelia
59:00 <tozza> supply
59:00 <amelia> bird posted one earlier
59:00 <amelia> give him that
59:00 <tozza> EW
59:00 <steven> http://prnt.sc/etx2os
59:00 <steven> LoL
59:00 <tozza> is b1rd in here?
00:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA STEVEN
00:00 <steven> i was going to post that as amelia picture
00:00 <amelia> that was way too fkn quick
00:00 <steven> because it does look like her
00:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
00:00 <steven> yeah i already had it control C'd
00:00 <steven> but thought better not
00:00 <steven> then i was like fuk it
01:00 <tozza> are u amelias ex steven or is that a fake irc thing
01:00 <steven> tf
01:00 <tozza> u been with ur miissus for like 9 years u said
01:00 <steven> i dont even like amelia as a friend
01:00 <steven> where did you get this from
01:00 <tozza> oh 
01:00 <tozza> LOL
01:00 <tozza> lies
01:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYv9VQ4WDdc
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TOUGH SIT with THIS Cyst, Part 1, Honey Buns & Dr Pimple Popper (Jan 26, 2017) Length: 15:26 - Category: Education - 10,409,313 views views - 22,657 likes (93.9%), 1,464 dislikes (6.1%)
01:00 <tozza> u can hear dem lies states away wif dem ears aye
01:00 <Skirmish> You're welcome
01:00 <steven> idk why people think we are a couple
01:00 <tozza> no not a couple
01:00 <tozza> jus ex
01:00 <steven> even lisa said that today
01:00 <steven> haha
01:00 <amelia> cos we bicker like one
02:00 <tozza> lisa was here?
02:00 <steven> she was iBiZa was being mean
02:00 <tozza> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:00 <steven> so she left
02:00 <tozza> hahahahahahahaha
02:00 <tozza> she was a nazi
02:00 <amelia> she is a sensitive soul
02:00 <tozza> banning for sneezing n shit
02:00 <tozza> <tozza. ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
02:00 <tozza> banned
02:00 <Skirmish> lol which one of you peanuts gave her access? 
03:00 <amelia> she got axs for having a pussy
03:00 <amelia> correct?
03:00 <Skirmish> You should conduct a more thorough vetting process before handing out @'s. 
03:00 <steven> correct
03:00 <iBiZa> !lisa
03:00 <iBiZa> !seen lisa
03:00 <tozza> we should ?
03:00 <tozza> why
03:00 <Skirmish> You should. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Because you end up with people that are not suitable. 
03:00 <tozza> ok sperm
03:00 <tozza> teehee
04:00 <steven> hahah
04:00 <tozza> tosser n sperm sitting i a tree
04:00 <steven> why does anyone need access?
04:00 <tozza> BYE TIM
04:00 <tozza> we are so gonna miss you mwhahahahahahahah
04:00 <amelia> now u guys upset tim
04:00 <Skirmish> steven: to kick/ban beehhh and tisk. 
04:00 <amelia> prob gone to skull 3x powerades cos of u guys
04:00 <tozza> and l00peyd0g
04:00 <iBiZa> who u
04:00 <tozza> or as i call him
04:00 <iBiZa> and what are u
05:00 <steven> slobbs
05:00 <amelia> god this channel made me laff tonight
05:00 <tozza> crazy peedo gangster
05:00 <President_Trump> david slobbs king of the microwave dinner
05:00 <tozza> fuck off trump u looser
05:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of dinner ... I should go find some.
05:00 <tozza> yes im shaw
05:00 <tozza> 0o0o0o0o0o0o
05:00 <President_Trump> are u shore?
05:00 <tozza> fuck ur clever aye
06:00 <steven> haaaaaa
06:00 <amelia> lollll
06:00 <steven> props tho
06:00 <tozza> steven why u laughing big ears'
06:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaa
06:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:00 <tozza> PROPS THO
06:00 <tozza> mmhmm
06:00 <steven> dats it
06:00 <steven> new picture
06:00 <amelia> steven loves an excuse for a selfie
07:00 <amelia> new belt pic go
07:00 <steven> http://prntscr.com/etyq7k
07:00 <tozza> ew
07:00 <Skirmish> Picture of you holding todays newspaper standing beside your HSV vin number GO! 
07:00 <amelia> is that birds pic
07:00 <steven> no it not spaz
07:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiHbyaHPRsM
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Air Supply Greatest Hits playlist|| Best Songs Of Air Supply playlist (MP4/HD) (Feb 29, 2016) Length: 01:58:12 - Category: Music - 3,240,281 views views - 5,761 likes (84.8%), 1,035 dislikes (15.2%)
07:00 <tozza> http://prnt.sc/eqrr5b
08:00 <steven> hhHhHhhhH
08:00 <steven> thats my dick drawing
08:00 <tozza> frog frog a lovelable frog
08:00 <steven> lolololol
08:00 <tozza> no it isnt u liar
08:00 <amelia> it is
08:00 <tozza> i did it just now
08:00 <tozza> proove it
08:00 <steven> hang on
08:00 <amelia> ohhhh
08:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/yeSGq look me
08:00 <staffecet> my sunnies from highpoint bought in 2002
09:00 <mrwuf> anytime ur feeling down just search 'mehajer' on youtube and watch
09:00 <amelia> LOLLLLLL
09:00 <amelia> BEEEEEEEEEEEH
09:00 <xm> beehhh is like one of the three indian stooges
09:00 <tozza> boiled egg
09:00 <amelia> ur sunnies look gr8
09:00 <President_Trump> are u in london staffecet?
09:00 <amelia> :)
09:00 <steven> i cant prove it
09:00 <staffecet> ty cheers
09:00 <staffecet> thinking of you till it hurts'
09:00 <xm> what are you studying beehhhh?
09:00 <staffecet> mba in international business
09:00 <President_Trump> staffecet is part of the taliban
10:00 <Arbition> Ira what the plants crave
10:00 <MiaOneness> was your powerade blue last time Tim-Sim
10:00 <mrwuf> guy always makes me cringe laugh
10:00 <Tim-Sim> was nice MiaOneness 
10:00 <Tim-Sim> but man
10:00 <Tim-Sim> was I feeling crook
10:00 <MiaOneness> you copped a lot of shit for it
10:00 <Arbition> Oh what's this?
10:00 <tozza> that dudes has tits
10:00 <tozza> full on
10:00 <tozza> did anyone scroll down
10:00 <steven> i dont open his pics
10:00 <amelia> be nice
10:00 <tozza> amelia tey re biiger than yours
10:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
10:00 <MiaOneness> i want to see the pic
10:00 <tozza> did u scroll?
10:00 <MiaOneness> i was waiting for his gf pic
10:00 <MiaOneness> but never saw it
10:00 <tozza> http://imgur.com/a/yeSGq
11:00 <MiaOneness> you were acting all thick and shit!
11:00 <MiaOneness> it made me laugh
11:00 <Tim-Sim> had 2 pizzas, then went up the street and got two bags of lollies powerade powerade
11:00 <Arbition> Dehydration and vomiting?
11:00 <Tim-Sim> nah, just waaay too much sugar
11:00 <Tim-Sim> felt terrible
11:00 <MiaOneness> what type of lollies?
11:00 <Arbition> Holy fat man homer
11:00 <MiaOneness> get some Jaffas next time *craves*
11:00 <Tim-Sim> allens lollies, Chicos and Old Time Favorites
11:00 <tozza> scroll down
11:00 <tozza> huge titties
11:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmk4D1QXZg4
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 194: Eardrum about to 'EXPLODE' revealed after Ear Wax Removal - Mr Neel Raithatha (THC) (Apr 4, 2017) Length: 5:39 - Category: Education - 103,052 views views - 502 likes (89.6%), 58 dislikes (10.4%)
11:00 <MiaOneness> ive seen that pic this morning
11:00 <tozza> what a spunk
11:00 <staffecet> im doing my nails
11:00 <tozza> magine that stallion
12:00 <MiaOneness> Chicos passes the test
12:00 <MiaOneness> They good
12:00 <Arbition> Nyet 
12:00 <Tim-Sim> yes arbition, I put on weight this week, this weekend I am getting in shape
12:00 <Tim-Sim> gotta get in shape for the wedding
12:00 <Arbition> No substitute for chocolate.
12:00 <Tim-Sim> no more junk
12:00 <Arbition>  Wedding?
12:00 <Cu5e> toffee apples rank over chocolate 
12:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, my friend has asked me to be the best man for his wedding
12:00 <steven> i like his hairline
12:00 <tozza> uhh uhh uhhh UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12:00 <amelia> Mia, snog marry or avoid?
12:00 <tozza> i cummed
12:00 <staffecet> you didnt see this MiaOneness
12:00 <tozza> http://imgur.com/a/yeSGq
12:00 <tozza> she did now
12:00 <tozza> humpty dumpty
12:00 <staffecet> http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5189/36/16x9/960.jpg
12:00 <carlOz> LOLLLLLL amelia
13:00 <Arbition> Thems fighting words.
13:00 <Tim-Sim> I might even get the beard trimmed
13:00 <Tim-Sim> a bit
13:00 <Cu5e> lol
13:00 <Arbition> I'll have you know I have a tshirt that says real men eat chocolate 
13:00 <Arbition> ...made in Belgium 
13:00 <amelia> hahahahhahahaha
13:00 <tozza> ok bbl
13:00 <tozza> faggots
13:00 <staffecet> tozza you love me
13:00 <carlOz> tozzaaaaaaaa
13:00 <tozza> only for your vindaloo\
13:00 <amelia> he does, beeh
13:00 <amelia> he adores u
13:00 <tozza> n butter chicken
13:00 <staffecet> i will sing airsupply for you tozza
13:00 <staffecet> making love out of nothing at all
14:00 <Agent> Everyone post a selfy
14:00 <Cu5e> I'll have you know I used to have a shirt that said 'do you sleep on your stomach? do you mind if i do'
14:00 <Tim-Sim> real mean might eat chocolate but they wouldn't wear a t-shirt that says real men eat chocolate
14:00 <Arbition> Heh
14:00 <Cu5e> lol timsim
14:00 <Arbition> Yeah but I may as well be gay
14:00 <Cu5e> i dunno, real men should wear shirts, so maybe its a good thing
14:00 <tozza> bye amelia mthe princess of melboune who smell so of poo
14:00 <amelia> hahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahha
14:00 <amelia> dats me!!
14:00 <tozza> latahz
14:00 <amelia> bai kelevras best friend
14:00 <staffecet> its all up to you
14:00 <tozza> bye stevens love doll
14:00 <amelia> AHAAH
14:00 <tozza> his cum dumpster
14:00 <tozza> ;)
14:00 <carlOz> night tozza 
15:00 <Cu5e> now most of the cast of SOA can go sans t-shirt and I am okay with that 
15:00 <Arbition> So?
15:00 <Arbition> Er
15:00 <Arbition> Autocorrect fail
15:00 <Arbition> Soa? 
15:00 <steven> lols
15:00 <amelia> he wishes jellyfishes
15:00 <tozza> that would be cheating
15:00 <steven> she wishes
15:00 <tozza> STOP KEEPING ME ONLINE
15:00 <tozza> GOODBYE
15:00 <steven> homewrecker
15:00 <steven> lolss
15:00 <amelia> hahah
15:00 <steven> i only be nice to her because no one else likes her
16:00 <Cu5e> sons of anarchy
16:00 <Tim-Sim> I think he is gay
16:00 <Tim-Sim> so many gays on IRC
16:00 <Arbition> Who me? Never
16:00 <Cu5e> you obs didnt get the reference, so thats okay
16:00 <Cu5e> LOL
16:00 <Arbition> Sorry
16:00 <Agent> :(
16:00 <amelia> ur never nice to me
16:00 <amelia> and i hate u anyway
16:00 <steven> you love my belt pics
16:00 <amelia> u and ur belt
16:00 <steven> ect
16:00 <xm> <amelia> go to bed steven
16:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahah
16:00 <staffecet> my queen my love my norell
16:00 <steven> trying to turn mia against me
16:00 <amelia> Nice1 was right
16:00 <steven> your not a nice person
16:00 <amelia> i do hate u
17:00 <Cu5e> my poor daughter
17:00 <Cu5e> has a gay mother
17:00 <Cu5e> doubtful
17:00 <Tim-Sim> what?
17:00 <tozza> MMHMMMMMMMMM
17:00 <Cu5e> Im an x irc person, just decided to check in to see if there was any life here anymore
17:00 <Arbition> I Check my pulse every now and then. I wonder myself sometimes.
17:00 <Cu5e> and this is the only room that seems to have a heartbeat or any sense of intelligence
17:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
17:00 <steven> then your health jokes gosh
17:00 <carlOz> lol
17:00 <amelia> ok well does she know about ur monoball?
17:00 <steven> not yet we are moving slow
17:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
17:00 <amelia> u are withholding important information from her
18:00 <Tim-Sim> no
18:00 <Tim-Sim> no intelligence here
18:00 <Tim-Sim> just made ravings of lunatics
18:00 <Arbition> Please don't remind me about intelligence. 
18:00 <Agent> What's wrong with your intelligence, Arbition?
18:00 <Arbition> It makes me into a cock
18:00 <Cu5e> I had begun to doubt it when romeo was harping on being a twit
18:00 <amelia> mia steven has something important to tell u
18:00 <MiaOneness> go on
18:00 <amelia> steven dont keep the lady waiting
19:00 <Tim-Sim> what?
19:00 <king> curse https://youtu.be/tVRBG0Oo-Gk
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: cursed verse (Apr 7, 2017) Length: 2:44 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:00 <Cu5e> what time is it in vic?
19:00 <king> 2.20am
19:00 <Cu5e> oh same same than
19:00 <Tim-Sim> believe what king?
19:00 <amelia> u halfsack fuk
19:00 <steven> suk me off
19:00 <steven> im buy
19:00 <xm> does teh monoball rest on one side or in the middle??
19:00 <steven> im busy
19:00 <amelia> hahahahaahahahahahahhaahahaha
19:00 <amelia> he is not yet ready to tell u mia
20:00 <Arbition> Qld Cu5e? 
20:00 <Cu5e> yes sir
20:00 <Tim-Sim> I wasn't calling you gay Arbition 
20:00 <Arbition> Aww
20:00 <steven> wut
20:00 <steven> i go 2 nuts
20:00 <steven> got
20:00 <amelia> lollllll
20:00 <amelia> do not
21:00 <Arbition> But I wanna be
21:00 <Cu5e> i think he/she was calling me gay
21:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, sorry king, did not see they caption, believe in oneself
21:00 <Cu5e> which is an acceptable assumption on irc
21:00 <Arbition> Gay dudes are sluts 
21:00 <xm> did he lose a nut wearing kid's WWE pants
21:00 <amelia> hahaahahahahahhahahha
21:00 <Skirmish> <steven> hey can i get your advice as a guy ... is this song a terrible one to link to mia? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQnAxOQxQIU
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:22 - Category: Music - 117,671,986 views views - 494,200 likes (97.5%), 12,760 dislikes (2.5%)
21:00 <Skirmish> Yes it is a perfect song steven. 
21:00 <MiaOneness> i like that song
21:00 <amelia> lollll
21:00 <xm> it was probably written fro a gay lover
21:00 <MiaOneness> savage gardens alright, but outdated, but alright
21:00 <carlOz> pwohhh 
21:00 <xm> for*
22:00 <Cu5e> lol!
22:00 <Agent> There's heaps of gay dudes where I work
22:00 <Agent> They are all sluts
22:00 <tozza> u know from experience aye
22:00 <Cu5e> most men are
22:00 <Arbition> No kids no bullshit of course they're going to be
22:00 <amelia> cherry colaaa
22:00 <Skirmish> steven knows if you want to be a panty dropper you have to go back and find some classic panty dropper music. 
22:00 <amelia> jock droppa maybe
22:00 <amelia> that song don't make the girls go wild
22:00 <steven> looooooooool
23:00 <Cu5e> IMO, dont shoot me down!
23:00 <tozza> men are devieant
23:00 <Tim-Sim> no they are not
23:00 <Cu5e> but theyre kinda okay most of the time
23:00 <tozza> yur only saying that cause u sdaid u got raped by a girl
23:00 <Tim-Sim> depends on the class of character 
23:00 <tozza> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:00 <Cu5e> lol wot
23:00 <Cu5e> who what
23:00 <Agent> One of them was telling me about this sauna that's somewhere here in Sydney, apparently you just pick an empty sauna room and go in, and wait. And other gays will walk down the corridors and literally present themselves in the doorway. And if you like them, you invite them in, and if you don't you just sort of go 'meh' and wave them away, and they'll leave
23:00 <tozza> timsim said he got raped by a chick n he hated it
23:00 <Arbition> All the gay dudes I know are great people.
23:00 <Cu5e> for real, that would be a bit funny
23:00 <Tim-Sim> some people hold themselves to high standards
23:00 <steven> Skirmish why you posting our pm's
23:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP4yAnbtDZE   <------ panties dropped cause they were too heavy from being MOIST 
23:00 <carlOz> LOLLLL
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Keith Sweat - Twisted (Official Video) (Oct 26, 2009) Length: 4:32 - Category: Music - 14,932,532 views views - 79,782 likes (96.5%), 2,868 dislikes (3.5%)
23:00 <Skirmish> steven: I just wanted to help. 
23:00 <steven> :~(
23:00 <amelia> ok i love keith sweat twisted
23:00 <MiaOneness> i love twisted
23:00 <steven> this is my song to mia > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbnoG2dsUk0
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ginuwine - Pony (Dec 5, 2014) Length: 4:34 - Category: Music - 31,955,552 views views - 242,544 likes (96.7%), 8,153 dislikes (3.3%)
23:00 <carlOz> lol@help
23:00 <amelia> too bad, u get faggot garden
24:00 <Cu5e> LOL oh dear timsim
24:00 <tozza> agent "one of them" his other persona
24:00 <Tim-Sim> I could have caught AIDS
24:00 <Agent> Well I reckon that's awesome lol
24:00 <tozza> LOOLOOL
24:00 <tozza> get a real steam i the steam room
24:00 <Agent> I wish I could just sit in a sauna and women would just present themselves to me and I could get to sit there lounging in my sauna and just go "meh" and wave her away
24:00 <Skirmish> lol
24:00 <amelia> twisted is mine
24:00 <MiaOneness> lol steven, not putting that on
24:00 <MiaOneness> i know that one off by heart
24:00 <amelia> ohhh pony is good
24:00 <steven> see i know what ya like
24:00 <steven> now get dem panties off
24:00 <MiaOneness> haha
24:00 <carlOz> IM JUST A BACHELOR 
24:00 <amelia> lolllllll
24:00 <amelia> LOOKIN FOR A PARTNER
24:00 <carlOz> SOMEONEEEEEE
24:00 <Skirmish> dis is my song for kelevra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6auk1TkGtVQ
25:00 <tozza> dont work like that
25:00 <tozza> has to be same sex or GTFO
25:00 <Arbition> Ok my headache is overrunning me I need sleep
25:00 <Tim-Sim> does at a brothel
25:00 <tozza> dont be a prude agent
25:00 <Tim-Sim> that is exactly how it works
25:00 <Agent> Lol I'm totally not a prude
25:00 <tozza> u been tim?
25:00 <Cu5e> ew
25:00 <tozza> i wouldnt know tim
25:00 <tozza> is that how it works?
25:00 <tozza> speak up
25:00 <Tim-Sim> no, just going by what I heard some people on public transport saying once
25:00 <Tim-Sim> overheard them
25:00 <tozza> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
25:00 <Agent> Lol I'm surrounded by gay people of both sexes
25:00 <tozza> worst answer
25:00 <Cu5e> if you have to pay for it, youre probably shit at it
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ice Cube - You Can Do It (Feb 26, 2009) Length: 4:06 - Category: Music - 11,305,131 views views - 50,961 likes (96.6%), 1,803 dislikes (3.4%)
25:00 <amelia> yuckkkkkk
25:00 <steven> looool
25:00 <steven> good song
25:00 <carlOz> 99 baby
25:00 <steven> i can smoke an ounce to dis
25:00 <carlOz> put yo ass into it
26:00 <Agent> I work in hospitality ffs
26:00 <tozza> agent is a non union scum
26:00 <Agent> Lol
26:00 <tozza> BOOOOOOO
26:00 <Agent> Not true!
26:00 <tozza> is true
26:00 <tozza> BOOOOOOOO
26:00 <Cu5e> lolol
26:00 <Agent> We told the Union no to a whole bunch of their demands yesterday and they were cross with me :(
26:00 <tozza> see 
26:00 <tozza> BOOOOOOOOOOO
26:00 <Cu5e> Step away from the chocolate Arbition!
26:00 <Agent> And then we said Yes to another bunch of shit and they were happy again
27:00 <Tim-Sim> what Union was it?
27:00 <tozza> man thats your only arguement lol
27:00 <tozza> BOOOOOOOO
27:00 <Agent> There's two unions
27:00 <Cu5e> sauce for everyone! was it, was that how it was Agent?
27:00 <Agent> One is United Voice
27:00 <Tim-Sim> union between a man and a woman
27:00 <Tim-Sim> United Voice? sounds gay
27:00 <tozza> AMWU is for the hard working folk who get raped like tim from the emplyer
27:00 <Agent> The other is the Australian Manufacturing Worker's Union
27:00 <Agent> Lol Tozza
27:00 <Tim-Sim> AMWU is pissweak
27:00 <Agent> That's one of the two unions I'm dealing with
27:00 <staffecet> im cooking salmon with atlantic prawns and scottish mussel and canadian scallops
27:00 <carlOz> u got the munchies bro
27:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrSb56ejXQA
28:00 <tozza> fuck off timsim
28:00 <Agent> Most of their interests are concerned with other departments and I don't have to care about them
28:00 <tozza> they the hardest working uniuon there is
28:00 <Agent> But United Voice have some relevant claims
28:00 <Agent> So I have a lot of work coming up for me in the next couple of months :(
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Air Supply greatest hits album - The best of Air Supply (Jul 4, 2016) Length: 01:45:35 - Category: People & Blogs - 154,876 views views - 486 likes (92.2%), 41 dislikes (7.8%)
28:00 <amelia> wow u trippin around the globe
28:00 <staffecet> london famous for good food
28:00 <staffecet> your welcome amelia
28:00 <amelia> ohhh
28:00 <amelia> oh ok yes thank u
29:00 <Tim-Sim> United Voice? I have never heard of them. Who do they represent?
29:00 <tozza> faggot
29:00 <tozza> your mumma
29:00 <Tim-Sim> no Agent, I will not give you a blow job
29:00 <Agent> LOL
29:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/PnGBFuW
29:00 <staffecet> norell to me
29:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbw_BxDwdjk  <-- dis is deadpandadolls and arbition 
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Guilty Conscience ft. Dr. Dre (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 34,731,458 views views - 179,619 likes (98%), 3,746 dislikes (2%)
29:00 <amelia> she made that room for u?
29:00 <staffecet> yes amelia
30:00 <tozza> take it to pm u queers
30:00 <Agent> UV represent hospitality, health and aged care, manufacturing and mining
30:00 <Agent> property services and childrens services too
30:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: he PM'd me asking for felatio
30:00 <tozza> i dont care
30:00 <Agent> [02:28] <Agent> Give me a free blowjob please
30:00 <Agent> He answered here
30:00 <tozza> LOLOLOLOL
30:00 <Tim-Sim> I do, I feel violated
30:00 <Agent> lol
30:00 <Agent> gg
30:00 <tozza> like the time a chick shagged you?
30:00 <amelia> that's very nice of her
30:00 <amelia> she must love u
30:00 <staffecet> put my singlet on her bear
30:00 <staffecet> i think so
30:00 <amelia> yes i was going to say the bear is wearing a lovely nightie
30:00 <steven> HAHAAH
31:00 <Agent> Remember, that time in the shower?
31:00 <tozza> LOLOL
31:00 <Agent> When you were hard and into it?
31:00 <Tim-Sim> stop bringing it up please
31:00 <Tim-Sim> I would sooner rather just forget the whole episode
31:00 <Tim-Sim> and move on with my life
31:00 <Agent> How long ago did this happen
31:00 <steven> rmemeber we played i spy to that picture?
31:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/MePV0
31:00 <amelia> LOLLLLL
31:00 <amelia> yessssss
31:00 <amelia> I forgot about that
31:00 <steven> hahahahahahaahah
31:00 <amelia> u cheated by making one really hard
31:00 <steven> that was a fucking good game man
31:00 <steven> if you remember waht it was ill be your friend again
31:00 <amelia> like i couldn't see it even with glasses on
31:00 <amelia> had to zoom in like crazy or something
32:00 <Agent> Was it last week
32:00 <Tim-Sim> almost 3 years now
32:00 <Tim-Sim> but it feels like it was yesterday
32:00 <tozza> LOLOLOL
32:00 <Tim-Sim> I may have PTSD
32:00 <Agent> Good grief
32:00 <tozza> HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
32:00 <steven> whos bra is that staffecet ? your or your partners?
32:00 <amelia> i know "bra" was one of them
32:00 <steven> yours
32:00 <xm> test
33:00 <Tim-Sim> I have been thinking of seeing a lawyer
33:00 <Tim-Sim> somebody has to pay
33:00 <Tim-Sim> no
33:00 <Arbition> Man there's this rather nasty looking spider under my bed, which I just agitated with strong flashing light
33:00 <steven> screw?
33:00 <amelia> was it something in the bin
33:00 <amelia> god i can't remember
34:00 <Tim-Sim> I wont get a lawyer or anything but you do understand where I am coming from 
34:00 <Arbition> Series of brown and white stripes on its abdomen
34:00 <Tim-Sim> maybe you should pat it better
34:00 <Arbition> And a fair size
34:00 <MiaOneness> What was so troubling about it Tim? Usually its a bad encounter, and we move on.. why you stuck on it
34:00 <Agent> I don't get it Tim
34:00 <Agent> You had drunk sex with a chick
34:00 <Agent> That happens
34:00 <Agent> Everyone's done it
34:00 <Agent> Move along.
34:00 <beagle> tozza the game works :D
34:00 <amelia> was it screw?
34:00 <steven> mayvbe
34:00 <steven> something like dat
34:00 <amelia> probably
34:00 <amelia> u fuck
34:00 <steven> YOU READY TO DIE?
34:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/NvYa9
35:00 <Arbition> I haven't 
35:00 <MiaOneness> You dont drink Arb
35:00 <MiaOneness> Youre no fun Arb
35:00 <beagle> im drinking wine
35:00 <Agent> Arb probably doesn't have sex either
35:00 <Agent> He's a square :(
35:00 <Arbition> Don't remind me
35:00 <beagle> i drank 5 litre wine yesterday
35:00 <MiaOneness> Boring!
35:00 <beagle> and chatted on phone like no tomorrow
35:00 <Agent> Wait you can't talk MIa
35:00 <Agent> Lol
35:00 <MiaOneness> I dont like Cypriot men
35:00 <MiaOneness> Id rather go a Cypriot girl
35:00 <Skirmish> What was the first song eminem ever released? 
35:00 <staffecet> nobody could love me like norell does
35:00 <amelia> fudge knows
35:00 <amelia> I remember I liked My Fault best
35:00 <staffecet> we will die happy
36:00 <Arbition> Want to make me feel bad, just tell me how I'm socially inept 
36:00 <Agent> Arb, are you socially inept?
36:00 <MiaOneness> They too dark, look Middle Eastern and its not my type
36:00 <MiaOneness> Dont like the Arab look
36:00 <Arbition> Probably
36:00 <MiaOneness> Or the mindset whilst in bed
36:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: what is the difference in culture between Cyriot men and Australian men?
36:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
36:00 <staffecet> loving each other
36:00 <amelia> that's good beeehhh
36:00 <staffecet> that all matters to me
36:00 <steven> the real slim shadey
36:00 <steven> first one i remember
36:00 <steven> i think
36:00 <steven> will the real steven hawthorne please stand up
36:00 <Skirmish> Yeah same but I dunno if that was the first song. 
36:00 <amelia> no it def wasn't
36:00 <steven> prolly not google it 
36:00 <steven> shut up amelia you dont know shit
37:00 <MiaOneness> Cypriot men put a lot of emphasis on sex. They are dark skinned, speak Greek and have different humour. I like English humour, I speak English. Cant communicate in Greek with them
37:00 <mrwuf> mummia mia
37:00 <Tim-Sim> Different humour?
37:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah they dont laugh at what Aussies laugh at
37:00 <beagle> do they drink alcohol in cypress
37:00 <Tim-Sim> Don't they like The Two Ronnies?
37:00 <beagle> grappa ?
37:00 <MiaOneness> Not much beagle
37:00 <MiaOneness> I do .. and its strange for them
37:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: Do they like Black Adder?
37:00 <MiaOneness> No Tim
37:00 <mrwuf> do cyclops men laugh at farts
37:00 <beagle> in their spare time !
37:00 <Agent> Lol black adder
37:00 <MiaOneness> They dont know what it is
37:00 <amelia> he was underground before any of that shit got released
37:00 <steven> it was his first hit
37:00 <steven> so shuddup ya face
37:00 <amelia> he had heaps of freestyles
37:00 <steven> you will be underground soon
37:00 <amelia> as well as songs
37:00 <amelia> he said first song
37:00 <amelia> not first hit
37:00 <amelia> I'll fkn hit u
37:00 <steven> your lucky
37:00 <steven> beat me to it
38:00 <Tim-Sim> omg, maggots
38:00 <MiaOneness> I had an experience with a Cypriot, want to ehar it?
38:00 <MiaOneness> Its pretty bad
38:00 <Tim-Sim> no
38:00 <MiaOneness> Okay
38:00 <Agent> Depends on why it was bad
38:00 <mrwuf> yes
38:00 <steven> i will organise a hit with my mate b1rd
38:00 <steven> he will off ya
38:00 <staffecet> london so cold
38:00 <amelia> one more peep out of u and you'll cop a backhand
38:00 <MiaOneness> lol@backhand
38:00 <steven> Im going for a ciggy, while im gone i want you to think about your actions.. Yeah?
38:00 <MiaOneness> my mum use to say that to me
39:00 <MiaOneness> Once I got divorced I was on the rebound
39:00 <Agent> Now I'm curious
39:00 <Agent> I want to hear it
39:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes MiaOneness, I want to hear
39:00 <Arbition> Fuck can't find the spider
39:00 <MiaOneness> Logged into mirc, and found a freind.. I use to live here from 11-16 y.o
39:00 <Tim-Sim> lol Arbition 
39:00 <Agent> Arb you're a dead man
39:00 <tozza> dont tell him
39:00 <Agent> He's gonna get you
39:00 <Arbition> I was a rebound
39:00 <MiaOneness> So we organised a catch up
39:00 <king> i made tupac remash song
39:00 <king> https://youtu.be/qcolTP3Eq7k
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: how do you want it freaky hits remash harddance (Apr 7, 2017) Length: 2:00 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <king> lols
39:00 <MiaOneness> Went out to eat
39:00 <king> took 5 minutes
39:00 <MiaOneness> the night was fine
39:00 <MiaOneness> I kept drinkign ouzo
39:00 <MiaOneness> i was tipsy by the end of it
39:00 <MiaOneness> we went to some other place
39:00 <steven> ps, enough with the jokes kthxbai
39:00 <amelia> u don't know anything about it hawthorne, no one does, k? :)
39:00 <President_Trump> crunchy nut cornflakes lols
39:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/4w8tX
39:00 <staffecet> nobody cried for me like she does
40:00 <tozza> ewwwwwzo
40:00 <tozza> notice how quite everyone is
40:00 <tozza> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
40:00 <MiaOneness> and hes like ... well go and have a sauna one of these days
40:00 <Tim-Sim> shut up tozza
40:00 <MiaOneness> I thought he was being friendly
40:00 <tozza> fuck off tim sim you panzy fuck
40:00 <Tim-Sim> mia is telling a story
40:00 <MiaOneness> and Im like .. yeah sure, well go now if you want
40:00 <MiaOneness> I can stop?
40:00 <Tim-Sim> ooh I can't wait to beat you
40:00 <tozza> ill fucxking destroy your arsehgoloe
40:00 <mrwuf> we're waiting 4 the butt stuff
40:00 <tozza> nah im not gonna let her do it
40:00 <Tim-Sim> SHOOOOOOOSH
40:00 <MiaOneness> no butt stuff.. but he said something about sauna
40:00 <amelia> wot about Argentina
40:00 <MiaOneness> we dont have crunchy nut heere
40:00 <MiaOneness> not that im missing much
40:00 <staffecet> i'd rather hurt myself than ever make you cry
40:00 <MiaOneness> i do miss sultana bran though
41:00 <mrwuf> reckon mia went on a date with beech
41:00 <tozza> no
41:00 <tozza> sfuck off
41:00 <tozza> why shou;ld
41:00 <tozza> i
41:00 <Agent> Lol leave her alone fuckers
41:00 <mrwuf> beehhh*
41:00 <tozza> anyway
41:00 <tozza> pizza
41:00 <tozza> mmmm
41:00 <tozza> yum
41:00 <tozza> mm
41:00 <Arbition> I don't get why sex talk makes me feel so bad
41:00 <Tim-Sim> I can't hear MiaOneness 
41:00 <tozza> pinball machines are fun
41:00 <MiaOneness> So he called up a hotel room
41:00 <tozza> beeer is yummy for tozzas tummmy
41:00 <tozza> mwahahahahahhaha
41:00 <tozza> i dont care
41:00 <MiaOneness> and booked a room wuth a jacuzzi in it
41:00 <tozza> do you care?
41:00 <tozza> awwww
41:00 <tozza> to bad son
41:00 <MiaOneness> I didnt know
41:00 <tozza> how sasd aye
41:00 <MiaOneness> we got there
41:00 <mrwuf> why u dragging it out
41:00 <tozza> any whooo
41:00 <tozza> loololololol
41:00 <tozza> cause noodles are hot 
41:00 <MiaOneness> and i was like Oh, a jacuzzi
41:00 <tozza> u need to cool them down
41:00 <tozza> agent is gay
41:00 <tozza> thew end
41:00 <steven> amelia :)
41:00 <staffecet> ...i just cant live a lie anymore
41:00 <amelia> :)
41:00 <President_Trump> coco pops #1 cereal
41:00 <MiaOneness> nah
42:00 <Tim-Sim> "Oh, a JACUZZI!!!!?!?!?!!?"
42:00 <tozza> YEH\
42:00 <tozza> tTIM
42:00 <tozza> U GOT RAPED IN IT
42:00 <tozza> AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
42:00 <MiaOneness> pretty much
42:00 <Agent> I love Jacuzzi
42:00 <tozza> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
42:00 <Tim-Sim> that is what I'm thinking
42:00 <Agent> I fall asleep in them
42:00 <Agent> Lol
42:00 <Arbition> Bloody hell
42:00 <tozza> fags
42:00 <tozza> you guys are all gay
42:00 <tozza> even mia
42:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
42:00 <Tim-Sim> Jucuzzi = Rape prop
42:00 <tozza> ahahahahah
42:00 <tozza> so funnyny
42:00 <Arbition> Oh are you joking?
42:00 <MiaOneness> The bad thing is
42:00 <staffecet> golden gaytime 
42:00 <amelia> yes agreed, golden gaytime is #1 cereal
42:00 <xm> cheezels with milk
42:00 <MiaOneness> havent tried that one xm
43:00 <MiaOneness> my ex husband was quite big
43:00 <tozza> omg
43:00 <tozza> no
43:00 <tozza> odnt do it
43:00 <MiaOneness> so we started haviung sex, and he was quite small
43:00 <tozza> to yourself
43:00 <MiaOneness> so I was like..
43:00 <MiaOneness> erw
43:00 <MiaOneness> i WAS put off
43:00 <Tim-Sim> It's like hey want to come in for a coffee, get inside and there is like NO COFFEE!!!!
43:00 <tozza> u need timsims massive 20 inch condom splitter
43:00 <Tim-Sim> like omg
43:00 <tozza> faggot
43:00 <tozza> stfu
43:00 <MiaOneness> thats what i was thinking tozza
43:00 <MiaOneness> lol
43:00 <mrwuf> mia is a vampire
43:00 <tozza> LMAOOOOOOOOOO
43:00 <Agent> LOL TOZZA
43:00 <tozza> yeh tim should shut up hey mia
43:00 <mrwuf> this is story how she became one
43:00 <President_Trump> i like them to go a bit soggy before i PIG down the crunchy nut
43:00 <xm> nah best breakfast is porridge with heaps of condensed milk
43:00 <staffecet> my auntie feeding me like rocky been beefed up for makeing rocky |v
44:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: How small was his, you know
44:00 <MiaOneness> not quite, i became One later
44:00 <tozza> glad we all agree
44:00 <MiaOneness> maybe like 7cm erect
44:00 <tozza> wtf
44:00 <Tim-Sim> AHAAHAAA
44:00 <Agent> Mia wtf
44:00 <tozza> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
44:00 <Tim-Sim> you're kidding?
44:00 <Agent> How did you even know it was in
44:00 <Arbition> Shit ok I don't feel so small now
44:00 <mrwuf> HaHa @ 7cm I'm nearly 10cm
44:00 <MiaOneness> I could feel it, but I wasnt enjoying it
44:00 <Tim-Sim> hang on, do you know what 7cm is?
44:00 <Agent> LOL MRWUF
44:00 <MiaOneness> 10cm is still small
44:00 <tozza> yer ur 9cm is a blast from the past hey arb
44:00 <Arbition> Seriously.
44:00 <Tim-Sim> lol at 10cm
44:00 <Tim-Sim> omg
44:00 <Agent> I've never measured my cock
44:00 <MiaOneness> that experience put me off for a while
44:00 <staffecet> you know you cant fool me...i've loving you too long
44:00 <xm> beehhhf'd up
44:00 <staffecet> i sent norell 50+50 pounds via moneygram
45:00 <Agent> I... don't know if that's unusual or not
45:00 <mrwuf> 10.5cm if ur hot
45:00 <MiaOneness> kind of agent
45:00 <MiaOneness> lol mrwuf
45:00 <Tim-Sim> mrwuf, are you asian?
45:00 <tozza> im 17cm on a good day
45:00 <tozza> GOOD DAY
45:00 <MiaOneness> thats healthy tozza
45:00 <Arbition> Ok I feel small again
45:00 <tozza> haha healthy?
45:00 <Agent> Are you sposed to measure it when it's full hard or when it's asleep
45:00 <mrwuf> I'm part thai part mexican
45:00 <MiaOneness> good size
45:00 <tozza> u can be a shower or a grower
45:00 <xm> do you reckon she might be using you
45:00 <staffecet> shes happy im happ
45:00 <staffecet> then i rather be used
45:00 <staffecet> lost in love and i dont know much
46:00 <Tim-Sim> I like thai's, they are very attractive
46:00 <Tim-Sim> female Thai's that is
46:00 <tozza> unteill they ripm your pants off with their teeth n ur like omg rape
46:00 <Agent> Hmmm I can't go to Thailand
46:00 <MiaOneness> i dont dig that look either
46:00 <Arbition> Well guess sex isn't for me, as it hasn't been for long enough.
46:00 <MiaOneness> why not Agent
46:00 <Agent> Thailand is the land where the men are men, the women are men, and most of the children are men as well
46:00 <tozza> LMAO
46:00 <tozza> ok that was funny
46:00 <President_Trump> staffecet where is serenity?
46:00 <staffecet> xm: http://imgur.com/5jt7LSc
47:00 <tozza> about time agent you fuck
47:00 <Agent> lol
47:00 <tozza> got 2 laughs tonight your on fire
47:00 <Agent> Woo!
47:00 <mrwuf> Arbition, join pof.com write a thoughtful frank generic message, complimenting the woman on her beauty and send it to every single lady in your area
47:00 <Arbition> I try to change and I just fall back
47:00 <MiaOneness> that was my Cypriot experience. but the thought of jacuzzi was good
47:00 <Agent> Jacuzzi is awesome
47:00 <Agent> I wish I had one
47:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
47:00 <mrwuf> you'll get a few hits back, take them out for pizza
47:00 <tozza> arbition what wrong man
47:00 <Agent> Super relaxing
47:00 <Agent> I have a bath but it's too small
47:00 <Agent> I'm too tall to fit in it
47:00 <staffecet> look in the shopping center President_Trump
48:00 <tozza> arbition what wrong man
48:00 <Arbition> I'm useless at socialising I guess
48:00 <tozza> mia is gonna have one at her permanant resideancy
48:00 <tozza> come on tim-sim
48:00 <tozza> ocrrecgt me
48:00 <tozza> is it killing you
48:00 <MiaOneness> LOL not yet confirmed
48:00 <tozza> too see all them errors
48:00 <Agent> If Mia has a jacuzzi I'm coming over
48:00 <tozza> no agent
48:00 <tozza> ur not invited
48:00 <tozza> ill send pics tho
48:00 <Agent> :(
49:00 <MiaOneness> loll tozza you sound peverted
49:00 <tozza> haha
49:00 <Arbition> Can't work out what is going on. Can't relate to sex stuff which everyone else likes to talk about where it just makes me feel shit.
49:00 <Agent> Mia will invite me
49:00 <tozza> 17cm mind blowing?
49:00 <mrwuf> its just trail and error
49:00 <MiaOneness> When was your last time Arb?
49:00 <mrwuf> find a style that works for you
49:00 <MiaOneness> Ill make you talk
49:00 <tozza> HAHAHHAHA
49:00 <Arbition> Can't pick up when someone is just messing with me or actually insulting me
49:00 <tozza> no one is insulting you here
49:00 <tozza> not that ive seen
49:00 <Skirmish> I spy with my little eye something beginning with L in staffecet's latest picture. 
49:00 <xm> she's puridy staffecet 
49:00 <amelia> ladyboy
49:00 <Skirmish> amelia wins! 
50:00 <MiaOneness> You an Aspie?
50:00 <tozza> all the hate is on tim-sim
50:00 <Arbition> If I am I have never been diagnosed.
50:00 <tozza> i call agent gay i dont mean it
50:00 <tozza> I REALLY MEAN IT
50:00 <mrwuf> doesn't hurt to improve your chances by you know, exercising, getting whatever trendy haircut is fashionable, wearing nice new clothes and then its just smiling, standing up straight, not saying anything stupid, srs
50:00 <MiaOneness> I think you might be..
50:00 <Arbition> I have suspected that too, not like knowing changes anything rhoughr
50:00 <Arbition> Got to cope just the same
50:00 <tozza> ur depressed
50:00 <President_Trump> I spy with my little eye something beginning with P in staffecet's latest picture. 
50:00 <amelia> PICTURE
50:00 <xm> 100 pounds
50:00 <President_Trump> penis
50:00 <Skirmish> Can't be penis because it's inside the bear. 
50:00 <amelia> well its definitely not eyebrows
50:00 <steven> LoL
50:00 <Skirmish> cooking accident? 
51:00 <MiaOneness> Have you had a gf before?
51:00 <tozza> plain and simplke
51:00 <MiaOneness> No tozza I think Arbs case is special
51:00 <Arbition> I was a rebound for a month 7 years ago
51:00 <tozza> turn the frown upside down
51:00 <tozza> ahhh ok
51:00 <Arbition> Took me 4 years to realise
51:00 <tozza> ill shut up then
51:00 <MiaOneness> Go out to bars if you want to have sex
51:00 <Arbition> After 2 years of heart ache
51:00 <xm> probably burnt them off from teh crack pipe accident
51:00 <Skirmish> Too much gas and not enough rice? 
51:00 <amelia> lolll u meanies
51:00 <Skirmish> Is that a sex toy beside her elbow? 
51:00 <steven> na
52:00 <Arbition> I don't want random sex though, what I want is feeling
52:00 <tozza> u sound like blyke a lil bit
52:00 <MiaOneness> Yes but its got to start from somewhere
52:00 <steven> ironing board
52:00 <steven> that would of been my ispy
52:00 <steven> :P
53:00 <Arbition> I know tozza. I'm just more aware of it but this is a moment of weakness foe me
53:00 <tozza> arbition
53:00 <tozza> pm me and chat to her about this
53:00 <tozza> i hope u feel better man
53:00 <tozza> im not against you
53:00 <Agent> That's what he's doin
53:00 <Agent> Ease up
53:00 <Agent> This is real
53:00 <tozza> i talk shit in here but im not attacking you in anyway shape or form ok
53:00 <tozza> stfu agent go sack some people u slag
53:00 <steven> its the leg!
53:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/IBMTA
53:00 <staffecet> yes she was sad when i left her
54:00 <Agent> lol
54:00 <tozza> not me
54:00 <Agent> dumbass
54:00 <tozza> mia i mean lol
54:00 <Arbition> Careful now. Amelia has been on my case for a while and I frustrated her tonight.
54:00 <tozza> pm mia about this
54:00 <Agent> Amelia is fairly easy to rile up
54:00 <MiaOneness> thanks tozza
54:00 <Arbition> But she had been good to me
54:00 <Arbition> And I feel bad I upset her with my lack of progress
54:00 <MiaOneness> Everyones good to everyone.. this isnt real life... its just a chat group Arb
54:00 <steven> nice buldge
54:00 <xm> why is she barefoot
55:00 <tozza> pm him mia
55:00 <MiaOneness> no
55:00 <Agent> Why pm
55:00 <MiaOneness> Im not in the mood for d&ms
55:00 <Arbition> What's that?
55:00 <tozza> cause it may be used againmst him n he is at a low point
55:00 <MiaOneness> deep and menaingfuls
55:00 <tozza> atleast getting some goos convo may make him feel better
55:00 <MiaOneness> pm tozza
55:00 <MiaOneness> hes op here!
55:00 <tozza> not me
55:00 <tozza> im a arsehole
55:00 <steven> where are her thongs
55:00 <steven> his
55:00 <xm> his???
55:00 <staffecet> shes more demented you guys
55:00 <xm> what do you mean
55:00 <staffecet> her
55:00 <xm> in what way is she more demented
56:00 <Arbition> Don't worry about it this isn't yours to bear
56:00 <tozza> see i made phantom quit
56:00 <MiaOneness> Move to melbourne, a girl will have you there
56:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/4WClK
56:00 <staffecet> xm you fancy my lover?
57:00 <MiaOneness> you need a dutch girl, so you can be multilingual with
57:00 <Arbition> I'd never believe it. I've tried helping people and made no progress. Pity is no basis for a relationship.
57:00 <Tim-Sim> I am doing this weekend super healthy
57:00 <amelia> LOLLL
57:00 <xm> she's cute i have to admit
57:00 <amelia> well xm, do u?
57:00 <staffecet> thanks
57:00 <xm> nw
57:00 <staffecet> she n i best match made in heaven
57:00 <President_Trump> xm when are u giving your dad 0,1 L O S T  ?
57:00 <xm> you both fell from Heaven
57:00 <xm> (but her eyebrows are still back there)
57:00 <staffecet> true, maybe
57:00 <xm> they fell off liek her wings
58:00 <Tim-Sim> going to feel great this monday, short week
58:00 <Arbition> It is a sad reality. You look at blyke and think. Talk some sense into him. But he keeps repeating it.
58:00 <Arbition> It has to come from the inside 
58:00 <Tim-Sim> long weekend next week
58:00 <xm> President_Trump: tomorrow
58:00 <xm> well today
58:00 <xm> going in the morning
58:00 <amelia> (+xm) (but her eyebrows are still back there)
58:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
58:00 <staffecet> im her hubby
58:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/yeSGq
58:00 <xm> everyone has a price staffecet 
59:00 <MiaOneness> Easter?
59:00 <MiaOneness> youpee
59:00 <Arbition> Well ok maybe some input helps
59:00 <MiaOneness> not that it matters in my life..
59:00 <Agent> Ishtar
59:00 <Arbition> But you can't baby a person.
59:00 <MiaOneness> Lifes too short Arb.. just go out
59:00 <MiaOneness> and let loose
59:00 <MiaOneness> Go for a drink
59:00 <MiaOneness> are you on meds?
59:00 <Arbition> Never
59:00 <king> https://youtu.be/6N4bGMXvihM
59:00 <king> Agent
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FREAKY HITS (Apr 7, 2017) Length: 3:12 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 1 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
59:00 <MiaOneness> You should get anxiety meds
59:00 <Agent> King
59:00 <xm> how much for Norell???
59:00 <xm> i can work in pounds
59:00 <xm> let me load up xe.co,
59:00 <xm> xe.com
59:00 <xm> im flexible
00:00 <Arbition> No.
00:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah you need it
00:00 <blyke> lols
00:00 <Arbition> The funny thing is, when I do go out and drink, I do enjoy myself 
00:00 <MiaOneness> Then do it more often
00:00 <Tim-Sim> I feel best after working out
00:00 <MiaOneness> its not that funny actually
00:00 <mrwuf> quit irc Arbition 
00:00 <Agent> Blyke what is this shit
00:00 <staffecet> i got all my siblings in oz i havent seen them for ages
01:00 <Tim-Sim> working out, getting sunshine and eating well
01:00 <mrwuf> human beings have a innate desire to be social, without irc you'll feel compelled to venture out
01:00 <blyke> harddance
01:00 <blyke> music
01:00 <Arbition> It is funny because it hasn't built a positive reinforcement in me
01:00 <blyke> i just made it
01:00 <Arbition> Not enough to change my patterns.
01:00 <mrwuf> you need some good friends
01:00 <MiaOneness> Come aliiivee.. give it up girl, before you lose your mind
01:00 <Skirmish> So staffecet is in the UK? I bet there is another terrorist attack soon. 
01:00 <President_Trump> the ones that burnt your house down
01:00 <staffecet> thanks to your rethoric visa system
01:00 <xm> prehistoric?
01:00 <xm> lmao
01:00 <President_Trump> staffecet do u have your truck driving license?
01:00 <xm> lollll
01:00 <staffecet> nope but i forklift
01:00 <Skirmish> That is the weirdest haircut I have ever seen in my life. 
02:00 <Arbition> mrwuf: I do try that every now and then, hasn't resulted in anything before.
02:00 <MiaOneness> They got you under pressure doing overttime
02:00 <mrwuf> thats alright its just a numbers game
02:00 <Arbition> I have good friends.
02:00 <mrwuf> right place right time, gotta wet a line and wait 4 fishes
02:00 <mrwuf> even a bad days fishing is still a good day
02:00 <Arbition> They're just not the type to go out, and represent limited variety of personality.
02:00 <mrwuf> be more social 
02:00 <Agent> What about your work, Arbition
02:00 <mrwuf> night clubs aren't were you meet woman anyway not nice ones
02:00 <Agent> What do you do
02:00 <President_Trump> while u are gone staffecet, isis are going to throw your gf off the top of a building
02:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/U7dMW
03:00 <mrwuf> night clubs are were you take woman you've already met
03:00 <Arbition> I am the youngest at work, only a few people etc
03:00 <Arbition> Work is a dead end there
03:00 <mrwuf> dating a work is a terrible idea
03:00 <mrwuf> go shopping 
03:00 <mrwuf> thats where woman spend their weekends 
03:00 <Arbition> Trying to get away from there but not for that reason 
03:00 <Agent> I'm not suggesting you date a work colleague
03:00 <Agent> How old are you
03:00 <mrwuf> go cruise around local mall dude
03:00 <Arbition> 27
04:00 <Arbition> I have no basis to talk to people in a mall though.
04:00 <tozza> g
04:00 <tozza> bring tozza glory
04:00 <Agent> You can't just talk to people and expect connection
04:00 <amelia> there u go mia
04:00 <amelia> hes got the brunswick look
05:00 <Agent> You gotta share an experience
05:00 <Arbition> What experience? Previous or new?
05:00 <mrwuf> be friendly, approach woman and make small talk if they smile ask them if they'd be interested in helping you buy a; present, shirt, shoes, w/e and then reward them with a boost juice or something thats where all the movers and shakers are, go cruise around mall and see
05:00 <Agent> Either, it doesn't matter
05:00 <MiaOneness> mrwuf :)())))
05:00 <Agent> You gotta DO stuff, and find people who are doing the same stuff
05:00 <Agent> Join a team
05:00 <MiaOneness> juice boosters LOL.. youd be a fun date
05:00 <Agent> Any sort of team
05:00 <Agent> A club
05:00 <beagle> staffecet 
05:00 <xm> he's in the military too (ISIS)
05:00 <Skirmish> Typical he would go to europe since they are very sooky la la with immigrants right now whereas Australia is GTFO. 
05:00 <xm> he's quite the catch
05:00 <beagle> hope youre doing well in studies staffecet
06:00 <mrwuf> otherwise be hella social, join; rock climbing, fire twirling, w/e you think is cool, at very least you'll make new friends
06:00 <Agent> Go to the RSL and play poker
06:00 <Arbition> I used to sail, but all old people in that.
06:00 <Agent> Join a bowling team
06:00 <tozza> agent is gay tho
06:00 <Agent> Learn to ice skate
06:00 <tozza> he is into men mia
06:00 <MiaOneness> ah.. hes still good
06:00 <tozza> 18 wasnt it
06:00 <Agent> Lol I'm not gay
06:00 <tozza> or 19
06:00 <mrwuf> if your super horny and lonely try talking to any woman playing pokies during week days outside of lunch hour 
06:00 <Agent> wtf
06:00 <tozza> yeh i got explled 
06:00 <Arbition> Not horny.
07:00 <Arbition> Rarely horny.
07:00 <Agent> Arb, the trick is to do stuff.
07:00 <Agent> It doesn't matter what
07:00 <Arbition> Very good at suppressing horny.
07:00 <tozza> mega props
07:00 <tozza> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
07:00 <Agent> Anyone doing the same thing will be much easier to strike a conversation with
07:00 <President_Trump> cash me outside how bou dat
07:00 <tozza> hashahahahaa
07:00 <tozza> ppl are actually taslking now
07:00 <tozza> but im bout to part
07:00 <tozza> its lame
08:00 <Arbition> Ow my tailbone 
08:00 <MiaOneness> who what, who got the brunswich look?
08:00 <President_Trump> ahh oi comme ca
08:00 <staffecet> bronxwick
08:00 <staffecet> i grew up there since 96
08:00 <beagle> bit cold here tonight
08:00 <beagle> my brother is sleeping in his car in my driveway
09:00 <tozza> ?
09:00 <tozza> ouch my spleen
09:00 <Arbition> Sitting on hard ground
09:00 <beagle> he drank oodles of beer n passed out
09:00 <beagle> he gave me his last beer
09:00 <beagle> very last beer
09:00 <staffecet> anyhow im happy cause we keep each other in our hearts
09:00 <beagle> maybe one day you'll see her again
09:00 <beagle> i have a good photo of you and her
10:00 <Arbition> Just got up
10:00 <tozza> oh
10:00 <Arbition> The advice is the same everywhere. Sadly I already know the problem is I don't get out.
10:00 <beagle> i laminated it
10:00 <staffecet> yes chad id love too
10:00 <staffecet> give her lots of money and make up box
10:00 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wiz Khalifa - See You Again ft. Charlie Puth [Official Video] Furious 7 Soundtrack (Apr 6, 2015) Length: 3:57 - Category: Music - 2,600,265,199 views views - 14,016,484 likes (97%), 436,653 dislikes (3%)
10:00 <staffecet> she loves doing make ups
10:00 <beagle> lol, shimmon, i bought neon body paint
10:00 <beagle> glows in the dark
10:00 <beagle> you can use it on fingernails or body
11:00 <Arbition> I haven't fancied any girls since uni
11:00 <mrwuf> well if your addiction to irc is having negative consequences in your life maybe try to limit your time
11:00 <Arbition> It isn't irc, that's just a symptom.
11:00 <beagle> lol i dont have addiction to irc , i have addiction to youtube
11:00 <staffecet> brb my dinner is ready
11:00 <staffecet> wish norell here with me
11:00 <President_Trump> take pics
11:00 <steven> norell is here with me
11:00 <staffecet> beagle here with me
12:00 <beagle> i wanna be on youtube all day every day
12:00 <beagle> irc just temporary
12:00 <tozza> xnxx
12:00 <steven> im plucking her eyebrows
12:00 <steven> all done!
12:00 <beagle> my mother went to london
12:00 <beagle> years ago
12:00 <President_Trump> norell is with this guy
12:00 <President_Trump> http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/external?url=http%3A%2F%2Fvideomam.news.com.au.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fgenerated%2Fprod%2F02%2F28%2F2017%2F296584%2Fimage1024x768.jpg%3Fcount%3D1&width=650&api_key=kq7wnrk4eun47vz9c5xuj3mc
12:00 <steven> lols
13:00 <beagle> i need to get cigarette papers
13:00 <beagle> lol this time night
13:00 <beagle> only place is
13:00 <beagle> this place that i have walk for like 5 miles
13:00 <beagle> in the dark
13:00 <Arbition> What I need is a push. I need to set a time to so something. To already have in my head where I'm going to go
13:00 <steven> she is with this guy > http://prntscr.com/eu0l7l
14:00 <tozza> :P
14:00 <Arbition> Maybe I'll ask my sister while she is here.
14:00 <President_Trump> lols whens he cooking
15:00 <Arbition> She has a better grasp of the social landscape here
15:00 <tozza> oright chanop relaxx son
15:00 <steven> he coooked sea food last time
15:00 <steven> and failed
15:00 <steven> haha
15:00 <steven> what do you think of the sea food king
15:00 <beagle> i think i might snooze for while
15:00 <President_Trump> is it on sunday or monday
15:00 <steven> no idea
16:00 <Arbition> Even though she has been overseas for 6 months now
16:00 <beagle> i drank 5 litres of wine n still served
16:00 <steven> i get emma to call me when funny shit happens
17:00 <beagle> for another 4 litre
17:00 <beagle> true story
17:00 <beagle> yesterday
17:00 <President_Trump> has anyone seen my gf jen around?
17:00 <steven> she is in my bed sleeping
17:00 <beagle> most people wouldnt go anywhere NEAR 5 litre 
17:00 <President_Trump> thats not true coz shes tied up in the basement
17:00 <beagle> personal record :D
17:00 <amelia> did seafood king fail?
17:00 <amelia> is he knocked out
17:00 <steven> omg
17:00 <steven> dorrie evans come and jumps in
17:00 <President_Trump> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/08/01/3F0E127400000578-4385084-image-a-58_1491611506592.jpg
18:00 <steven> pollock basement?
18:00 <beagle> i really shouldnt walk in drunk but i had to cause it friday
18:00 <beagle> so they allow
18:00 <tozza> has anyone seen my gf agent around
18:00 <Agent> Still here, Tozza lol
18:00 <President_Trump> i thought i saw your gf around, but i wasnt shaw
18:00 <tozza> why do you keep saying that trump
19:00 <mrwuf> beagle can I have ur pc when u die from either kidney failure or liver disease
19:00 <mrwuf> u prob make it to early 40's
19:00 <tozza> fucking faggot
19:00 <President_Trump> fucking props tho bro
19:00 <steven> http://prntscr.com/eu0nh2
20:00 <tozza> u make no fucking sense 
20:00 <tozza> no fucking props
20:00 <tozza> none
20:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:00 <President_Trump> ^^^^^ props tho lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:00 <tozza> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:00 <tozza> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
20:00 <tozza> pooooofter
20:00 <amelia> ugly
20:00 <amelia> he is one of the funniest people alive tho
20:00 <steven> bullshit i am
20:00 <amelia> funny lookin
21:00 <steven> Now come on amelia we all know why maxipad left you.
21:00 <steven> amelia :)
21:00 <amelia> put kickett on, yeah?
22:00 <steven> props
22:00 <President_Trump> how bou dat
22:00 <Agent> Fuck off with how bou dat
22:00 <Agent> Seriously that little bitch pisses me off so much
22:00 <tozza> i like her
22:00 <Agent> What she needs is a good fuckin hiding
22:00 <steven> hahahaa
23:00 <President_Trump> why?
23:00 <Agent> Cash me outside, well all fucking right you little runt, let's go outside and let's see your best fuckin work
23:00 <Agent> She gotta be taught she can't talk like that, there are consequences to threatening people
23:00 <Agent> She's what 11?
23:00 <spanish> Hey tozza I just got home
23:00 <steven> Hi spanishguy23
23:00 <spanish> Hi Steve
23:00 <steven> whats up bro
24:00 <President_Trump> u believe in child abuse?
24:00 <steven> LoL
24:00 <Agent> No, but I strongly believe in discipline
24:00 <President_Trump> u believe in child abuse, how bou dat
24:00 <steven> so the audience is a bunch of hoes? YUP
24:00 <Agent> Fuck these fairies who say you can't discipline a kid, get fucked. What you can't do is let kids run wild.
24:00 <spanish> Just got home from tozza place
24:00 <steven> noice
24:00 <steven> http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/g/u/i/5/3/d/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.guhs5u.png/1487707508373.jpg
24:00 <President_Trump> i raise you
24:00 <President_Trump> https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/1UnHwerhkLbLO9zg1lYNn7QyRt8/fit-in/550x550/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2017/03/30/089/n/4852708/4f656c5458dc5acb4d93b0.02663164_edit_img_image_3040679_1490831299/i/MKR-Josh-Apologises-Calling-Amy-Slut.jpg
24:00 <spanish> Playing retro games
25:00 <Agent> They need boundaries and they need to understand crossing those boundaries has consequences
25:00 <steven> all in > http://prntscr.com/eu0q65
25:00 <President_Trump> lols
25:00 <President_Trump> u lost
26:00 <steven> give them a flogging you think?
26:00 <steven> http://prntscr.com/etoag8
26:00 <Agent> Fuckin oath
26:00 <beagle> im out of smokes
26:00 <beagle> lol have to use bong i bought from china
26:00 <beagle> out papers
26:00 <steven> ok then > https://pics.onsizzle.com/even-anthonys-kindest-gestures-turn-out-to-be-creepy-af-18053060.png
26:00 <President_Trump> i fold
27:00 <beagle> i asked neighbour but she not fond that i lost brother
27:00 <steven> LoL
27:00 <beagle> which makes me wonder which one is who!
27:00 <steven> you smoke ciggys thru a bong?
27:00 <mrwuf> is it time 2 eat chocolate 4 jesus
27:00 <amelia> steven wins
28:00 <beagle> yessir
28:00 <mrwuf> before filters smokers lived to about 38
28:00 <beagle> i use filter
28:00 <beagle> not sure i really wanna but yeah ok
28:00 <beagle> nice one
28:00 <beagle> i do not have cancer
28:00 <beagle> its all in my head !
28:00 <beagle> i have a vapouriser
28:00 <beagle> one those mods
28:00 <steven> who is this ? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/03/08/21/3E155B5000000578-4295070-image-a-15_1489009339398.jpg
29:00 <mrwuf> combining tobacco smoke with strong alcohol everyday man 
29:00 <beagle> tastes hell of a lot better than real smokes 
29:00 <Arbition> 3am bloody hell
29:00 <mrwuf> how long do you think you're body will hold up under all that
29:00 <beagle> lol , it tastes electronic bit metallica
29:00 <beagle> its one of these aspire brand
29:00 <beagle> best mod in world they told me
29:00 <beagle> i pay them $250
29:00 <beagle> haha
29:00 <beagle> i dont have to use paper !
29:00 <President_Trump> lols thats jen
30:00 <beagle> you plug it into the wall
30:00 <beagle> theyre WEIRD 
30:00 <beagle> but they useful when you run out paper !
30:00 <Arbition> Well thanks for all your correspondence guys. I have had a couple false starts going to sleep. Hopefully this last round of conversation will spur me into action
30:00 <beagle> gn
30:00 <mrwuf> l8r dude
30:00 <Arbition> Ttfn 
30:00 <staffecet> people in uk are highly mannered
31:00 <MiaOneness> lol@spur you into action
31:00 <mrwuf> beagle https://www.youtube.com/user/bcfaustralia/videos
31:00 <mrwuf> more 2 life m8
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube User: bcfaustralia - Joined: - Subscribers: span class="yt-uix-button-icon-wrapper" - They have total views
31:00 <mrwuf> beehh how much longer till u finish MBA
31:00 <staffecet> i will be staying back here cause of the cool climate
32:00 <beagle> fuck these electronic smokes good, they shouldnt really cause then new people come around !
32:00 <beagle> i put in new coil in it
32:00 <beagle> so
32:00 <beagle> best flavour in world
32:00 <beagle> you can taste it 
32:00 <beagle> little bit metal
32:00 <mrwuf> do they let people vape in hospital
32:00 <beagle> i kinda telling myself its not as good as it seems
32:00 <beagle> no they do not
32:00 <staffecet> auntie's carer
32:00 <mrwuf> are you taking any medications 
32:00 <AndroUser> Hi everyone
32:00 <mrwuf> cos some stuff makes your hair fall out prematurely
32:00 <AndroUser> I'm new here
32:00 <AndroUser> Wow
32:00 <AndroUser> Hi mrwuf
32:00 <staffecet> im goin shave the next day
32:00 <staffecet> dinner was good
32:00 <mrwuf> sweet
32:00 <AndroUser> Hi staffecet
32:00 <staffecet> does it matter if you eat mussels shell
33:00 <Tim-Sim> I want to smoke a joint and play a song like this in a band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXfQsMi5xf0
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Thunderclap Newman - Call Out the Instigator (Apr 10, 2010) Length: 3:51 - Category: News & Politics - 30,416 views views - 179 likes (98.4%), 3 dislikes (1.6%)
33:00 <Tim-Sim> or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Whiter Shade Of Pale - Procol Harum (Sep 9, 2007) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 65,479,711 views views - 244,814 likes (97.1%), 7,419 dislikes (2.9%)
33:00 <mrwuf> beagle https://youtu.be/8ET6_HPNPJU?t=29
33:00 <mrwuf> not sure 
33:00 <staffecet> i ate the sea
33:00 <AndroUser> Hello
33:00 <mrwuf> you'd look badass bald
33:00 <AndroUser> Can anyone see my msgs?
33:00 <staffecet> norell loves me go bald
33:00 <staffecet> she sucks better than ladies
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Home Dialysis Machine Gives Patients More Freedom (Apr 24, 2009) Length: 4:52 - Category: Science & Technology - 173,440 views views - 223 likes (91.8%), 20 dislikes (8.2%)
34:00 <Tim-Sim> I have not smoked a joint since some dude handed me one at the AC/DC concert in 2015
34:00 <beagle> lol im just sucking on a vape
34:00 <staffecet> so do i
34:00 <MiaOneness> yes AndroUser
34:00 <MiaOneness> how are you?
34:00 <mrwuf> https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/3/31666/1088891-king_mob.jpg
34:00 <AndroUser> How can I register my nick MiaOneness
34:00 <AndroUser> I'm new here.
34:00 <MiaOneness> ./register password i think
35:00 <mrwuf> you talked about going and buying weed not even a week ago Tim-Sim 
35:00 <Tim-Sim> no
35:00 <Tim-Sim> bought a bag
35:00 <Tim-Sim> to put camera and camping gear in
35:00 <beagle> nothing like the flavour than out of this vape
35:00 <mrwuf> yeah you went and scored some weed and bought some fatty takeaway
35:00 <beagle> tastes so much better than tobacco , tobaccos boring
35:00 <mrwuf> don't you remember 
35:00 <staffecet> whose that sexy guy
35:00 <AndroUser> Let me try  MiaOneness
35:00 <carlOz> AndroUser ask in #asd 
35:00 <AndroUser> What's asd
35:00 <MiaOneness> no dot though
35:00 <carlOz> a help channel 
35:00 <AndroUser> Ok thanks
36:00 <beagle> im a bit drunk so my senses went up a bit 
36:00 <mrwuf> this was like a week after you talked all night about getting fit
36:00 <Tim-Sim> no, I have not bought any weed in about, 8 years
36:00 <beagle> haha i like you mrwuf you notice things that people dont think about
36:00 <President_Trump> was this the night Tim-Sim was PIGGING DOWN pizza and powerade?
36:00 <Tim-Sim> no
36:00 <carlOz> :D
36:00 <staffecet> london been a city for last 500 years
36:00 <AndroUser> Everyone is from Melbourne here?
36:00 <staffecet> everything is here old
36:00 <MiaOneness> not really
36:00 <carlOz> nah im from Zimbabwe 
36:00 <AndroUser> Oh
36:00 <carlOz> yourself?
36:00 <AndroUser> Where everyone is from
36:00 <staffecet> im from eltham london
36:00 <AndroUser> I'm from Melbourne
36:00 <AndroUser> Oh God.
36:00 <AndroUser> -.-
36:00 <MiaOneness> Im a Melbournian, but away from Melbourne at the current time
36:00 <AndroUser> What the hell u guys are doing in here /:
37:00 <President_Trump> i told jen this u know
37:00 <Tim-Sim> I know the night you were talking about, I went to buy a bag and everybody assumed i was talking about weed
37:00 <mrwuf> ah ok
37:00 <Tim-Sim> I went to the 24hour kmart at fountain gate
37:00 <Tim-Sim> and bought 2 bags
37:00 <staffecet> here eltham better than melb eltham
37:00 <AndroUser> Oh cool. Pleasure to meet u MiaOneness
37:00 <amelia> hi im an eskimo
37:00 <MiaOneness> Likewise AndroUser
37:00 <amelia> how r u AndroUser
37:00 <staffecet> MiaOneness u sud try go to canada
37:00 <AndroUser> Hi amelia. Great  and u
37:00 <AndroUser> amelia from?
37:00 <amelia> brb taking my seal for a walk
37:00 <MiaOneness> Dont have citizenship
37:00 <staffecet> aust will give visa only to rich and famous
37:00 <mrwuf> post ur haircut when u rocking smooth runnings staffecet 
37:00 <MiaOneness> I have citizenship
38:00 <mrwuf> cannabis is ok but the politics around it make it not even worth bothering with
38:00 <mrwuf> if it was legal and sold as edibles i'd eat it
38:00 <President_Trump> equador selling it for $1 a gram now legally
38:00 <mrwuf> breaking the law and all that overpriced bullshit, pass
38:00 <AndroUser> MiaOneness what's Ur background
38:00 <staffecet> too late for me now
38:00 <MiaOneness> Im Australian
38:00 <AndroUser> Ok
38:00 <staffecet> i cannot cheat
38:00 <MiaOneness> My parents are Cypriot
38:00 <AndroUser> How old.  If I may ask
38:00 <MiaOneness> 35
38:00 <AndroUser> Ohk
38:00 <AndroUser> Nice
38:00 <MiaOneness> You/
38:00 <carlOz> where in melb u from AndroUser?
38:00 <staffecet> im 41 norell is 29
38:00 <AndroUser> I'm from  western suburbs
38:00 <AndroUser> 30
38:00 <AndroUser> 31 almost
38:00 <mrwuf> with a bald head you only look 20's
38:00 <MiaOneness> Same AndroUser
38:00 <MiaOneness> Where abouts
38:00 <staffecet> i used to buy weed from sunshine in 99
38:00 <AndroUser> I just  found this room from google :D
39:00 <President_Trump> or somewhere around there, uraguay maybe
39:00 <mrwuf> stick with a nice single malt whiskey when I want to relax
39:00 <AndroUser> I won't feel lonely anymore wow :D
39:00 <amelia> wot did u google to find it
39:00 <MiaOneness> Where in the west?
39:00 <AndroUser> I'm happy to find u guys MiaOneness:D
39:00 <AndroUser> I'm in Mount cottrell  MiaOneness
39:00 <amelia> crazy mental case chat room melbourne
39:00 <MiaOneness> Dont knowit
39:00 <AndroUser> I googled  " irc  Australia chat " something  like that
39:00 <steven> LoL
39:00 <staffecet> tylors lake?
39:00 <amelia> Oh
40:00 <MiaOneness> I know taylors lakes
40:00 <AndroUser> amelia from?
40:00 <AndroUser> Oh yeah MiaOneness
40:00 <MiaOneness> keilor downs
40:00 <staffecet> sydney
40:00 <staffecet> many greeks are there MiaOneness
40:00 <AndroUser> I'm youssef  by the way.  MiaOneness
40:00 <staffecet> italians at lower tamplestowe
40:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah thats where I was raised
40:00 <AndroUser> Pleasure to meet u guys
40:00 <amelia> u can type /nick Youssef
40:00 <amelia> and change ur nick u know
40:00 <carlOz> you too youssef
40:00 <staffecet> afew croatians there too
41:00 <mrwuf> do some exercise when I feel down, works a treat
41:00 <Tim-Sim> they sell it legally in the US as medicinal, for whatever ails you, headache, depression, anxiety, glaucoma, MS, terminal illness etc.
41:00 <mrwuf> yea lots of american states have legalised medical and some have even legalised recreational use
41:00 <Tim-Sim> yes mrwuf, same. makes me feel good but the last thing I want to do when I am feeling down is exercise
41:00 <carlOz> you iraqi?
41:00 <AndroUser> But how to register amelia
41:00 <AndroUser> No carlOz.
41:00 <staffecet> wow i know melb inside out like i have a good dream
41:00 <AndroUser> I will rather keep it  secret and let u guys guess :D
41:00 <amelia> I think its /msg nickop register email password
41:00 <MiaOneness> what nickname do you want AndroUser
41:00 <staffecet> doesnt matter now
41:00 <amelia> or email and password might be other way round
41:00 <AndroUser> Youssef. MiaOneness
41:00 <AndroUser> amelia u from Melbourne?
41:00 <staffecet> yasoue re mate
42:00 <mrwuf> http://america.aljazeera.com/content/ajam/opinions/2015/4/why-marijuana-legalization-isnt-like-gay-marriage/jcr:content/mainpar/textimage/image.adapt.990.high.map1.1428095249434.jpg
42:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim u need to get onto the banana diet
42:00 <amelia> perth
42:00 <carlOz> Lebanese?
42:00 <AndroUser> Cool
42:00 <AndroUser> carlOz.not telling :D
42:00 <AndroUser> It's so good to meet u guys.
42:00 <staffecet> wish the immigration was favorable ten years ago
42:00 <AndroUser> Even though I'm very new here
43:00 <Tim-Sim> no President_Trump 
43:00 <mrwuf> we'll probably see it legal here when we're all in our 80's
43:00 <Tim-Sim> I hat the smarmy prick
43:00 <Tim-Sim> hate
43:00 <Tim-Sim> durianrider
43:00 <amelia> im not much of a hugger
43:00 <amelia> but i will shake ur hand
43:00 <staffecet> you give love a bad name
43:00 <AndroUser> No worries amelia. Hi5
43:00 <steven> his hand is actualy on his penis
43:00 <amelia> probably rather awkwardly
43:00 <AndroUser> steven o.O
43:00 <carlOz> take his strong hand 
43:00 <steven> g'day champ
43:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
43:00 <steven> ltns
43:00 <staffecet> its ok i wont try
43:00 <carlOz> lolz
43:00 <AndroUser> Perverts are everywhere. No wonder :D
44:00 <President_Trump> drug driving in the states where its legal is a big problem
44:00 <Tim-Sim> legality of weed does not bother me, if I wanted to smoke it, I would
44:00 <Tim-Sim> but I don't want to
44:00 <AndroUser> MiaOneness. Are you  registering my nick :D
44:00 <carlOz> mia what natio is ur new friend?
44:00 <carlOz> he's playing hard to get
44:00 <MiaOneness> Havent asked
44:00 <staffecet> nevertheless, i found norell i saw mothership, i found the truth
44:00 <MiaOneness> AndroUser what nationality are you?
44:00 <AndroUser> Haha ;)
44:00 <MiaOneness> Indian?
44:00 <AndroUser> I'm Australian  :D
45:00 <Tim-Sim> but I like the idea of chilling out with a joint and listening to some good music
45:00 <AndroUser> No
45:00 <staffecet> im indian
45:00 <MiaOneness> Not with a name like Youseff..
45:00 <staffecet> from bangladesh
45:00 <AndroUser> No :D
45:00 <AndroUser> Never telling  :)
45:00 <AndroUser> Keep guessing
45:00 <carlOz> he's an Arab 
45:00 <AndroUser> Not telling
45:00 <steven> LoL @ DoC
45:00 <staffecet> anyone need a hug?
45:00 <Youssef> Not if u got a boner :p
46:00 <carlOz> I've got two
46:00 <staffecet> norell dont get a boner
46:00 <Youssef> staffecet namasti ;)
46:00 <steven> LoL
46:00 <staffecet> top of the morning to you
46:00 <DoC> looooooool
46:00 <steven> fgt
46:00 <Youssef> DoC.help  me register my nick
46:00 <Youssef> Will  u
46:00 <Youssef> MiaOneness. Whatsup
46:00 <DoC> sup steven
46:00 <MiaOneness> I dont like you Youssef
46:00 <steven> nuffin much
47:00 <mrwuf> I feel bad for durian ryder he's clearly had screwed up childhood
47:00 <mrwuf> I think free lea broke up with him too
47:00 <mrwuf> plus he got a vasectomy 
47:00 <MiaOneness> and I like everyone
47:00 <staffecet> i like him
47:00 <Youssef> MiaOneness 😨😱
47:00 <DoC> Youssef, try /nickop register password email
47:00 <Youssef> Why 😱
47:00 <steven> /msg nickop register imgay [email protected]
47:00 <amelia> why dont u like him
47:00 <MiaOneness> Because you dont tell us what nationality you are
47:00 <staffecet> i like boys with down syndrom, reminds me when i was a kid
47:00 <steven> he is fake
47:00 <steven> derrrr
47:00 <amelia> i told u how yo fkn register
47:00 <Youssef> MiaOneness ,  I like to be hated then
47:00 <Youssef> It's ok
47:00 <MiaOneness> Good.. see ya
47:00 <amelia> lolllll
47:00 <staffecet> its ok
48:00 <mrwuf> anytime people become extreme in anything its just bad news
48:00 <President_Trump> whos that
48:00 <President_Trump> u can get them reversed
48:00 <Youssef> Which email doc
48:00 <steven> LoL
48:00 <amelia> UR FKN EMAIL
48:00 <steven> he is trolling you guys
48:00 <steven> so funny to watch
48:00 <DoC> lol
48:00 <staffecet> if i won a million id give norell the half
48:00 <DoC> Youssef, try your micro penis
48:00 <staffecet> if i rob a bank....
48:00 <Youssef> ./(yousef)  register pass email?  DoC
49:00 <carlOz> Youssef show us some Quranic reciting skills
49:00 <DoC> Youssef trying to pedo steven
49:00 <DoC> lolol
49:00 <steven> lololol
49:00 <staffecet> ufo's are real
49:00 <Youssef> DoC. Is that how we register?
49:00 <steven> he found this place by typing australian irc chat
49:00 <staffecet> spiders are alien
49:00 <steven> nothing even comes up about this network
49:00 <DoC> Youssef, Stop trollin dude
49:00 <steven> LoL
49:00 <carlOz> and it brought him here
49:00 <DoC> I've already told u how to register it
49:00 <carlOz> poor cunt
49:00 <DoC> so cut the crap dude
50:00 <Tim-Sim> he is the banana diet man
50:00 <Tim-Sim> your mate 
50:00 <DoC> Youssef seems to be b1rd
50:00 <Youssef> Doc. I'm not trolling.
50:00 <Youssef> Why would  i
50:00 <staffecet> well if its meant to be like this let it be, noone could change the past
50:00 <DoC> Come up with your real nick
50:00 <DoC> lollll
50:00 <steven> hahaahahaha
50:00 <MiaOneness> LOLLL
50:00 <steven> b1rd does wake up at this time
50:00 <amelia> so guys serious question, how do u feel the chan is running wif the no banning rule
51:00 <Tim-Sim> 10 to bloody 4
51:00 <Tim-Sim> not very tired
51:00 <Tim-Sim> damn it 
51:00 <Tim-Sim> hows Trump, bombed Syria
51:00 <steven> Great
51:00 <steven> LoL
51:00 <staffecet> hes been abusive lately
51:00 <DoC> he was trying to troll us but he didnt know that we've got his daddy in here LOL
51:00 <staffecet> racially
51:00 <carlOz> he was just about to recite g
51:00 <DoC> steven, tell ur kids not to troll us LOL
51:00 <staffecet> i saw many ladies carrying a belly
51:00 <DoC> g, I dont think so that steven is one of b1rd's mates
52:00 <President_Trump> just an air base with no one in it
52:00 <steven> haha
52:00 <steven> i dont hate him
52:00 <steven> but i dont like him either
52:00 <DoC> whose that Lo_Pan ?
52:00 <steven> he is legit
52:00 <staffecet> i have equality in hate
52:00 <steven> he is from freenode
52:00 <steven> i have done some investigations
52:00 <steven> he has had his nickname for 10 years on freenode
52:00 <DoC> i've seen some new nicks looks like pollock
52:00 <steven> LoL
53:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah 6 or 7 people died
53:00 <Tim-Sim> went in way to early
53:00 <Tim-Sim> though
53:00 <steven> interesting is pollock
53:00 <staffecet> i havent been back for the past ten year
53:00 <steven> bullshit!
53:00 <steven> we were playing ispy with your pictures last year
53:00 <steven> the best game on austnet
54:00 <President_Trump> the proof will be in the pudding
54:00 <Tim-Sim> well I am still not convinced that Assad would be dumb enough to use Chemical weapons 
54:00 <mrwuf> trump supports isis
54:00 <DoC> lol
54:00 <staffecet> some old chaps i knew are gone now
54:00 <DoC> so many games on austnet lol
54:00 <DoC> Where's floopydog
54:00 <staffecet> nevermind nothing last forever
54:00 <DoC> he might be pedoin wif pollock
55:00 <mrwuf> wats 4 brekky
55:00 <MiaOneness> lol
55:00 <mrwuf> yum
55:00 <steven> DoC is a faggot
55:00 <steven> lol
56:00 <Tim-Sim> he has just helped ISIS by bombing Syria
56:00 <Tim-Sim> syrian government
56:00 <amelia> lets play eye spy again
56:00 <steven> he only receives
56:00 <staffecet> poms are well behaved
56:00 <amelia> beeehhh post a new pic for us to use pls
56:00 <steven> hahaha
56:00 <DoC> lol
56:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKVq-P3z5Vg
56:00 <steven> make sure there are alot of objects
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - One More Night (Official Music Video) (May 11, 2010) Length: 5:20 - Category: Music - 38,808,603 views views - 117,336 likes (97.4%), 3,178 dislikes (2.6%)
56:00 <mrwuf> shave ya head 
56:00 <DoC> steven is a king of faggots
56:00 <staffecet> amelia one with sunnies was from yesterday
57:00 <DoC> OMG is it real mrwuf?
57:00 <mrwuf> i hope so snack packs r me fav
57:00 <DoC> howdy mrwuf
57:00 <DoC> ltns man
57:00 <steven> yes i control the faggots!
57:00 <mrwuf> heya DoC 
57:00 <steven> now come suck daddys dick
58:00 <Tim-Sim> dumb enough to use chemical weapons after Trump says they are going to remove support for rebels 
58:00 <Tim-Sim> then suddenly chemical attack
58:00 <President_Trump> it's too hard to know what to believe out of the middle east
58:00 <Tim-Sim> exactly
58:00 <Tim-Sim> and what he did was illegal, apparently
58:00 <DoC> stfu steffen cunt ;p
58:00 <steven> lolol
58:00 <DoC> miss slobbs told us that u've gotta micro penis
58:00 <DoC> :P
59:00 <Tim-Sim> broke international rules of engagement 
59:00 <President_Trump> they need to get control of syria so they can attack iran
59:00 <Tim-Sim> that is the conspiracy theory...
59:00 <Tim-Sim> the conspiracy theory that is probably right
00:00 <President_Trump> more believable than going to war over a pipe line
00:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKpay8gumw0
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Eagles Perform "Take It Easy" (Nov 22, 2011) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 3,592,503 views views - 10,088 likes (96.9%), 327 dislikes (3.1%)
01:00 <amelia> (Youssef) Can you  please ask doc to unban me
01:00 <amelia> well DoC?
02:00 <Tim-Sim> multiple pipe lines
02:00 <MiaOneness> he knows the prompts to message
02:00 <MiaOneness> ./msg
02:00 <MiaOneness> so he aint a newbie
02:00 <staffecet> bank robber
02:00 <MiaOneness> and Yousef is like that
03:00 <MiaOneness> i dont like Youself lol
03:00 <MiaOneness> hilarious
03:00 <steven> lols
05:00 <staffecet> http://onlinemoviescinema.com/
07:00 <DoC> lol i didn't ban him 
13:00 <MiaOneness> < watching luckys treasure
13:00 <staffecet> http://nypost.com/2014/08/03/the-man-who-inspired-dog-day-afternoon/
15:00 <staffecet> MiaOneness come to london and show me around
16:00 <President_Trump> i will have to have a listen to alex jones over the weekend to find out the true story
16:00 <DoC> lol
20:00 <mrwuf> legs so sore
22:00 <styxs> lol
23:00 <styxs> Happy New Year !
25:00 <MiaOneness> cheap with ryanair
25:00 <MiaOneness> but cant leave the country
25:00 <MiaOneness> waiting for the GMI.. cant leave Cyprus for 5 years
29:00 <blyke> made a rihanna mash
29:00 <blyke> https://youtu.be/rLLkT0wrdlg
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: strikes me everytime (Apr 7, 2017) Length: 2:25 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <staffecet> temp starts dopping down outside
32:00 <MiaOneness> Who thinks Michael Jackson was guilty?
32:00 <President_Trump> he was sacrificed by the illuminati
33:00 <staffecet> MiaOneness you live one of them hot-box in melb CBD?
34:00 <staffecet> uk welcome ppl with aussie or kiwi passport
36:00 <blyke> hi MiaOneness
36:00 <blyke> are u really a chick
37:00 <President_Trump> who told u that?
38:00 <mrwuf> dunno
39:00 <mrwuf> when your that rich everyone wants a piece of you
40:00 <mrwuf> I think his father was a coke head who emasculated micheal and that really messed up both his identify as a man and repressed his sexuality  
40:00 <mrwuf> having never met the guy its hard to judge, let courts decide 
42:00 <mrwuf> do you enjoy fishing MiaOneness 
43:00 <MiaOneness> hm not really mrwuf
43:00 <MiaOneness> havent really tried it
43:00 <mrwuf> ah true
44:00 <MiaOneness> Id be interested in being taught how to hunt for octopi
44:00 <President_Trump> u go to mcdonalds, ask for a fillet-o-fish, u have your fish
44:00 <staffecet> chilling cold outside i left the door open
45:00 <mrwuf> tozza catches squid
45:00 <Testtttt> President_Trump online at 4:45AM
45:00 <Testtttt> loving IRC
46:00 <xm> i think MJ was innocent
46:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
46:00 <President_Trump> im too tired to move
46:00 <President_Trump> props tho
46:00 <xm> epic propz
47:00 <President_Trump> where is b1rd
47:00 <President_Trump> MiaOneness has a crush on him
47:00 <MiaOneness> yeah he wants to take me to get some
47:00 <xm> probably taking dic pics
47:00 <MiaOneness> no, dont have a crush on him? who we talking about tozza? or Michael Jackson?
47:00 <xm> MiaOneness you need to see a photo of b1rd's motorbike
47:00 <MiaOneness> is it a goodone?
47:00 <staffecet> dont just blame men, your the one who had it
48:00 <MiaOneness> lots of bikes here in cyprus, i like men who drive big ones
48:00 <MiaOneness> ninjas even
48:00 <xm> oh you're in Cyprus
48:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
48:00 <xm> so are you turk or greek
48:00 <MiaOneness> Greek
48:00 <MiaOneness> but i indeifty as Aussie
48:00 <President_Trump> MiaOneness b1rd
48:00 <xm> how long were you in Australia
49:00 <MiaOneness> Oh, I spoke to b1rd once...then he got banned
49:00 <MiaOneness> i can find him in Sydney I believe
49:00 <MiaOneness> is he back on?
49:00 <xm> you got banned because they know b1rd has the charm to steal you away from #melbourne 
49:00 <xm> he got banned*
49:00 <President_Trump> is he z lined?
49:00 <MiaOneness> haha
49:00 <MiaOneness> im not sure what the go was with that
49:00 <xm> he was abusing lwaxana last time i saw
49:00 <xm> so probably
49:00 <MiaOneness> President_Trump watch a scanner darkly
50:00 <MiaOneness> whos xm?
50:00 <MiaOneness> havent seen you in here before?
50:00 <xm> trump never watches movies, just news/documentaries/LOST
51:00 <MiaOneness> LOST.. ah, got into the first season, then got bored
51:00 <xm> i think most people forgot about it after the 2nd/3rd season
51:00 <MiaOneness> I dont like series like that, I dont get addicted to film
51:00 <MiaOneness> I much prefer the Internet
51:00 <President_Trump> xm is someone who spreads himself all over austnet trying to get @
51:00 <xm> lmao
52:00 <MiaOneness> yeah the Joy
52:00 <President_Trump> 0,1 L O S T 
52:00 <MiaOneness> okay
52:00 <President_Trump> john locke
52:00 <xm> im giving the L O S T blu-ray set to dad next week
52:00 <MiaOneness> poetry
53:00 <MiaOneness> is blue ray big in aus?
53:00 <xm> what a good son i am
53:00 <xm> of course it is
53:00 <MiaOneness> dont have a  blu ray, thats when i stopped looking into technology
53:00 <xm> you must not have been back here for years
53:00 <MiaOneness> its been 4.5 
54:00 <xm> were you deported
54:00 <xm> are you beehhh
54:00 <MiaOneness> lol, no i just came here for some respite, overstayed my welcome
54:00 <MiaOneness> I might ask my mum to give me cahs to leave
55:00 <MiaOneness> Ive had enough
55:00 <MiaOneness> otherwise have to wait another year
55:00 <MiaOneness> xm do you like Chromeo :D
55:00 <President_Trump> u gunna go join ISIS?
55:00 <MiaOneness> They dont work from Cyp
55:00 <MiaOneness> President_Trump does.. hes a believer
55:00 <President_Trump> u can get a helicopter over to syria
55:00 <steven> bedtime
56:00 <MiaOneness> You could
56:00 <xm> i mostly listen to house/trance, so no
56:00 <MiaOneness> Can I interest you in converting you?
56:00 <xm> although i like daft punk which is closer to this
56:00 <MiaOneness> yes it is, heard some of their music not too long ago
56:00 <xm> im listening to some now but it doesnt really grab me
56:00 <MiaOneness> thought it was okay
57:00 <MiaOneness> Are you listening to the right songs
57:00 <President_Trump> no im not no im not
57:00 <MiaOneness> You make it rough - Chromeo, Needy Girl, Im not Contagious
57:00 <xm> whoa lesbians kissing
57:00 <xm> how very non-Christian
57:00 <MiaOneness> lol
59:00 <xm> i was listening to some new wave earlier tho
59:00 <xm> as in throwbacks, like trevor something
00:00 <MiaOneness> dont know it
00:00 <xm> but my favourite song of tonight's was Tim Sim's Beehive Hate Trap
00:00 <xm> i will convert everyone in this channel into liking it
01:00 <MiaOneness> Are you Tim Sim?
01:00 <MiaOneness> Etherialism?
01:00 <MiaOneness> lol
02:00 <MiaOneness> what a religion!
02:00 <xm> Yes, I'm Tim-Sim. You got me. brb itchy beard.
02:00 <MiaOneness> :D
02:00 <MiaOneness> Can i see a picture of you Tim?
02:00 <xm> I pasted it earlier
03:00 <MiaOneness> Post it again for me
03:00 <MiaOneness> I didnt see it
03:00 <MiaOneness> yeah but have commitments in melbourne staffecet
03:00 <MiaOneness> OTherwise id stay in cyprus
04:00 <xm> <+Tim-Sim> found an old beard photo http://imgur.com/a/7csrN
05:00 <xm> It's much longer now. That was taken last year. Girls thate rape me use it for grip.
05:00 <MiaOneness> its a bit long
05:00 <President_Trump> <+Tim-Sim> here is my pic, a bit small tho sorry https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-1/p100x100/17795933_1928255644076541_1280734535786651914_n.jpg?oh=0f2b2dec5bba6b291bf999d49ded6e43&oe=599810D7
06:00 <blyke> lol
06:00 <blyke> making heaps of songs
06:00 <xm> what's he holding
06:00 <blyke> https://youtu.be/pN97aVS0ySo
06:00 <MiaOneness> is that you xm?
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: retro bounce beats (Apr 7, 2017) Length: 3:29 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 1 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
06:00 <xm> cant make it out on my screen
06:00 <xm> that's blyke 
06:00 <blyke> xm check my songs
06:00 <MiaOneness> ah
06:00 <MiaOneness> wheres yours
06:00 <xm> i barely know you
06:00 <President_Trump> blyke https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-1/p100x100/17795933_1928255644076541_1280734535786651914_n.jpg?oh=0f2b2dec5bba6b291bf999d49ded6e43&oe=599810D7
06:00 <MiaOneness> oh come on
06:00 <blyke> i holding a rock that says believe
07:00 <MiaOneness> come on xm
08:00 <President_Trump> xm looks like the asian guy from 0,1 L O S T 
08:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know which one you are referring to
08:00 <xm> i bet you have an A-Z collection of guys from here, and your X folder is empty. you just need my pic to fill that gap
08:00 <President_Trump> the one that looks like he doesnt have his eyes open
08:00 <MiaOneness> not really. i just look for 3 seconds and get on with life
09:00 <MiaOneness> its good for visualisation when i chat
09:00 <xm> but have you given your pic out publicly to people here?
09:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
10:00 <MiaOneness> i dont hold it in high esteem
10:00 <President_Trump> fake until a video is made singing sexy socialite replacing socialite with President_Trump
10:00 <MiaOneness> if i make it, where will i upload it
11:00 <MiaOneness> i already made a video 
11:00 <President_Trump> youtube
11:00 <MiaOneness> send me a pic President_Trump
11:00 <MiaOneness> www.instagram.com/m.oneness thats me
11:00 <President_Trump> ur a needy girl
11:00 <xm> i have plenty of singing videos on youtube
11:00 <MiaOneness> I am
12:00 <xm> but what counts is how well you sing
12:00 <MiaOneness> i cant sing, sorry
12:00 <blyke> lol
12:00 <xm> dont worry you can still collaborate with blyke 
12:00 <President_Trump> blyke is the best singer and dancer here
12:00 <xm> farkkkkk offfff
13:00 <blyke> did u see my new songs xm
13:00 <blyke> like 5 or something
14:00 <MiaOneness> my mums working late tonight
14:00 <MiaOneness> its 10:15 pm she still not home
14:00 <xm> not yet blyke 
14:00 <MiaOneness> we had pizza instead
14:00 <xm> im busy hitting on MiaOneness 
14:00 <President_Trump> where does ur mum work?
14:00 <xm> ill listen in a tic
14:00 <MiaOneness> she has her own business.. shes a detective
14:00 <xm> bs
14:00 <xm> lmao
14:00 <MiaOneness> www.cyprusinvestigator.com
15:00 <xm> probably snooping on your IRC rn
15:00 <MiaOneness> yeah I know
15:00 <MiaOneness> I dont do much anyway
15:00 <President_Trump> this is good, ill hire her to take pics of you
15:00 <xm> does she stand behind you with a large magnifying glass
15:00 <MiaOneness> She knows i want to leave
15:00 <MiaOneness> thats about the topic of everty discussion
16:00 <President_Trump> ill contact them 'i think my internet gf is cheating on me, this is her instagram account'
16:00 <MiaOneness> LOLL
16:00 <MiaOneness> dont!
16:00 <President_Trump> 'she has been talking to President_Trump online!'
16:00 <MiaOneness> my mum will cut my Internet connection
16:00 <staffecet> i hope australia wipe off all my parking fines by now
17:00 <President_Trump> how much do they charge?
18:00 <MiaOneness> Depends
18:00 <President_Trump> for cheating spouse
19:00 <MiaOneness> depends if you want photos etc
19:00 <President_Trump> <President_Trump> this is good, ill hire her to take pics of you
20:00 <MiaOneness> haha
20:00 <MiaOneness> dont, but funny thought
21:00 <President_Trump> what time do they eat dinner there?
22:00 <xm> i cant believe you gave out that link
23:00 <xm> unless you're pulling our legs
23:00 <BlackDevil> you wanna pull me leg?
23:00 <MiaOneness> Neither can I. Made a mistake
23:00 <MiaOneness> Doesnt matter
23:00 <MiaOneness> Ill survive
25:00 <MiaOneness> Im gonna go have a smoke
31:00 <blyke> https://youtu.be/qUckvoDBnZM
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: do you wanta funk (Apr 7, 2017) Length: 2:01 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 1 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
39:00 <MiaOneness> whats everyone having for breakfast?
39:00 <mrwuf> either bananas or potato wedges n u
40:00 <MiaOneness> i just had last nights kebab a few hours ago, and two slices of pizza, so not hungry
44:00 <mrwuf> nise
48:00 <MiaOneness> lol staffecet
59:00 <blyke> to
59:00 <blyke> the
59:00 <blyke> wanker
59:00 <blyke> dislikes my songs
59:00 <blyke> on youtube
59:00 <blyke> come to my place
59:00 <blyke> i will smash
59:00 <blyke> you fucken face in
59:00 <blyke> u dumb fucken low life fucken stalker cunt
00:00 <blyke> come cunt
00:00 <blyke> u weak fucken dog
00:00 <blyke> if u dislike i play louder
00:00 <blyke> i dont give a fuck
01:00 <blyke> like i give a fuck
01:00 <blyke> didnt make them for u
01:00 <blyke> so go fuck yourself
01:00 <Glenn> Good morning MiaOneness! :)
04:00 <blyke> weak cunt
04:00 <blyke> i called u out
04:00 <blyke> if u dont come
04:00 <blyke> u are a fucken loser
04:00 <blyke> weak
04:00 <blyke> dog shit cunt
05:00 <Glenn> blyke... col it. :)
05:00 <blyke> then get that loser
05:00 <blyke> to come
05:00 <blyke> get what 
05:00 <blyke> they
05:00 <blyke> deserve
07:00 <blyke> how fucken obssessed
07:00 <blyke> do u have to be
07:00 <blyke> to dislike the songs i post in here
07:00 <blyke> most ppl dont even click
07:00 <blyke> if that dumb fucken cunt
07:00 <blyke> if i find them
07:00 <blyke> they are dead
08:00 <blyke> they will eat their own balls
08:00 <blyke> do it i feed your balls to u Glenn
08:00 <blyke> on a play
08:00 <blyke> plate
11:00 <blyke> breaker
11:00 <blyke> david pollock
11:00 <blyke> coome
11:00 <blyke> i end your life
11:00 <blyke> cunt
11:00 <blyke> weak fat fucken ugly cunt
11:00 <blyke> i called u out fucken 10 times
11:00 <blyke> tonight
11:00 <blyke> u scared cunt
12:00 <blyke> u are teaching me hate cunt
12:00 <blyke> u dont want me not to be nice cunt
12:00 <blyke> u will get cut into pieces
12:00 <blyke> and feed to hungry pigs
12:00 <blyke> or i will just break your fucken neck
13:00 <blyke> come show me who u are
13:00 <blyke> u die
13:00 <blyke> over u dumb fucken cunts
13:00 <blyke> im higher class
14:00 <blyke> im have a soul
15:00 <blyke> u king shit
15:00 <blyke> https://youtu.be/jSJ4h3bAwzM
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: get king remix (Apr 7, 2017) Length: 2:09 - Category: Music - 7 views views - 0 likes (0%), 1 dislikes (100%)
15:00 <blyke> weak cunt
15:00 <blyke> cant even stand up to me
15:00 <blyke> want a coward
15:00 <blyke> what
15:00 <blyke> u fucken coward
17:00 <blyke> come show yourself
17:00 <blyke> i spit in your fucken face
18:00 <blyke> u fucken moronic crazy fucken person
18:00 <MiaOneness> good morning Glenn
19:00 <MiaOneness> you having a champion breakfast today? :D
25:00 <blyke> go fuck yourself
26:00 <Glenn> Trash can is now empty!
33:00 <Glenn> No, a bit early yet. 
34:00 <Glenn> It's also SUnday... been raining off and on all night so today will be spent catching up on study and other boring stuffs.
34:00 <MiaOneness> whatcha studying?
34:00 <Glenn> I se you've met staffecet aka beehhh  :P
35:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah : )
35:00 <MiaOneness> You guys close?
35:00 <Glenn> Nope!
36:00 <Glenn> I believe he's no longer in the country.
36:00 <MiaOneness> Nah, hes in the UK he said. Something about being deported lol
36:00 <Glenn> ...something like that! :)
37:00 <MiaOneness> Something about a cross dressing gf too? I dont know if that was a joke?
37:00 <Glenn> Seems a number of people wanted to "have a little chat" with him, but the goverment got in first.
38:00 <MiaOneness> Weirdly odd and interesting? What in the world could you be up to, to get deported lol
38:00 <MiaOneness> Maybe he just says that. Would take a lot for the gov to get involved
39:00 <Glenn> Well, he could have over stayed his visa...
39:00 <MiaOneness> Ah, the visa! Thats why be brought it up. I thought it was strange cause Im a true blue, and he said its only for the rich and beautiful or something like that
40:00 <MiaOneness> DOnt really agree with the sentiment though
40:00 <Glenn> Neither does the Australian government.
41:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8trkgFX6wI
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 4x4 Recovery Goes Seriously Wrong PART 2 - What Happens Next? (Jan 23, 2014) Length: 10:41 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 2,855,335 views views - 12,484 likes (95.7%), 560 dislikes (4.3%)
42:00 <MiaOneness> haha
42:00 <MiaOneness> What do you study?
43:00 <staffecet> any emo boys here
43:00 <MiaOneness> just me, and I aint a boy
43:00 <MiaOneness> i think everyones in bed
44:00 <staffecet> im no boy either
44:00 <MiaOneness> are you in Melbourne?
44:00 <staffecet> here we are mate
44:00 <staffecet> im in london
44:00 <staffecet> pom
44:00 <MiaOneness> ah, where abouts?
44:00 <staffecet> eltham
44:00 <MiaOneness> Im in Cyprus
45:00 <MiaOneness> Dont know that area
45:00 <MiaOneness> tozza would know
45:00 <MiaOneness> Been to Cyprus before?
45:00 <staffecet> nope my mate costa from cyprus, he born in altona
46:00 <staffecet> planning to go belfast
46:00 <staffecet> root a few pom chicks
46:00 <MiaOneness> altona, melbourne? or altona, uk
46:00 <staffecet> melb
46:00 <MiaOneness> you been to melbourne before?
46:00 <staffecet> i havent travel much in uk
46:00 <MiaOneness> oh fair enough
47:00 <staffecet> i used to live there from 1996 till 2008
47:00 <MiaOneness> whats your liking to emo boys
47:00 <MiaOneness> what is that anyway
47:00 <staffecet> till the aust govt had enough of me
47:00 <MiaOneness> what is emo? besides the fringe
47:00 <MiaOneness> oh what happened?
47:00 <staffecet> im having octopus for dinner
47:00 <staffecet> what didnt happen
48:00 <staffecet> coped it from left right n centre, one of those
48:00 <MiaOneness> where did you live?
48:00 <staffecet> melbourne
48:00 <MiaOneness> yeah where abouts
48:00 <staffecet> different areas
48:00 <MiaOneness> did the guys love you for your accent/
48:00 <MiaOneness> ah fair enough
48:00 <staffecet> if you call it a fair, then its fair
48:00 <Glenn> I am doing an extension to a Cert IV Assessment and Training.
49:00 <MiaOneness> :D
49:00 <staffecet> london has good weather
49:00 <staffecet> but too crowded
49:00 <staffecet> cold n nice
49:00 <MiaOneness> you not going out tonight?
49:00 <Glenn> Would like to do the full diploma, but don't get enough class contact time these days.
50:00 <staffecet> want see my pic of today
50:00 <MiaOneness> sure
50:00 <MiaOneness> Is that so you can become a teacher, or tutor?
51:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/yeSGq
51:00 <Glenn> I have been a teacher for a long time already, but changes require qualifications.
52:00 <BlackDevil> show your husbands penis already beehhh
52:00 <MiaOneness> oh your a male
52:00 <MiaOneness> i thought you were female looking for emo boys
52:00 <MiaOneness> you gya?
52:00 <Glenn> I used to work at a University, but left a few years ago. Work in an office these days, but continue to teach part-time.
52:00 <MiaOneness> WHat do you teach?
53:00 <staffecet> ask BlackDevil she knows it all
53:00 <staffecet> MiaOneness you male or female?
53:00 <MiaOneness> female
53:00 <Glenn> Used to teach Engineering ay Uni, but these days teach migrants English at TAFE
54:00 <staffecet> http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5189/36/16x9/960.jpg
54:00 <MiaOneness> fair enough
54:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh is male
55:00 <BlackDevil> his "girlfriend" is a cross dresser
55:00 <MiaOneness> ah okay
55:00 <mrwuf> hey beech
55:00 <MiaOneness> any pics of her?
55:00 <Glenn> Main focus is on Chinese people, having limited or zero English skills.
56:00 <BlackDevil> of course there is
56:00 <MiaOneness> Do you enjoy it
57:00 <MiaOneness> lets see
57:00 <MiaOneness> is she hawt?
57:00 <MiaOneness> they usually are
57:00 <MiaOneness> oor is that trans
58:00 <BlackDevil> beehhh will post it
59:00 <MiaOneness> oh thats a username, fair enough
59:00 <BlackDevil> staffecet = bbeehhh
00:00 <MiaOneness> got it
03:00 <BlackDevil> he's proud of posting him
03:00 <MiaOneness> hes gone quiet
03:00 <BlackDevil> yup
04:00 <MiaOneness> how are you BlackDevil
04:00 <Glenn> Yes. :)
04:00 <Glenn> The study... no!
06:00 <MiaOneness> Where do you teach, or is that too persoanl/
06:00 <Glenn> The class time is good oportunity to keep second (first?) language skills up to scratch.
08:00 <MiaOneness> Yes, I find a lot of people in here, well maybe 3 are very good with English. I kind of went backwards when I came to Cyprus, cause I dont speak English with anyone. So good to hear Aussies communicate. Nothing beats the airport upon arrival :) my favourite part
10:00 <Glenn> I can understand that. It's good blending in with the locals in Box Hill and Springvale shopping centres. Very relaxing :)
11:00 <MiaOneness> Is Springvale got a high percentage of Asian?s?
11:00 <MiaOneness> Has*
14:00 <mrwuf> sleep all day, eat all night
14:00 <Glenn> Yes, but mostly from Cambodia and Vietnam. But there are enough Chinese about to make going there "interesting".
17:00 <MiaOneness> Sure... I stopped off at Chinese airport on the way back to Cyprus. My best friend during primary school was Cantonese. She was way smart! Then as I aged had a vietnamese friend who I was close to, but theyre not the most social
17:00 <MiaOneness> when it comes to Caucasians, takes a lot to be accepted! i found
34:00 <staffecet> You have successfully submitted the file "Research Ethics form" to the assignment "Research Ethics form - Part 1 (Moodle 7524019)" in the class "BUSI-1604-M02-2016-17 Foundations of Scholarship and Research (Greenwich Mar... (Moodle 3390168)"
44:00 <mrwuf> yo staffecet you been studying 4 long as I can remember... 
49:00 <MiaOneness> whos up?
49:00 <Glenn> A bit personal! :P
04:00 <MiaOneness> Haha
04:00 <MiaOneness> Cheeky
13:00 <mrwuf> i made a pizza
14:00 <mrwuf> sweet chilli sauce, pineapple, grilled some fillet steak n diced, tasty cheese + feta cheese, black pepper, quartered cherry tomatoes 
14:00 <mrwuf> sick of eating potato wedges so went full hog
15:00 <moohoo> Lol
15:00 <mrwuf> oh lots of jalapeños too
15:00 <mrwuf> probably way too many I got carried away, I'm still a lil drunk
18:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/yeSGq
18:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkMRv2yAPS8VP8fwZ7K8iNH3E5gF8RLyf
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
21:00 <moohoo> Wtf
21:00 <mrwuf> your lucky you have a nice shaped head, you'd look good bald
21:00 <mrwuf> bald + beard
22:00 <moohoo> Nice bald head ya black dog
41:00 <staffecet> https://imgur.com/gallery/A7DPY
02:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/lu9EcVP.jpg
05:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/yk5BaqN.mp4
16:00 <zaim> that couldve ripped her a new vageen
37:00 <moohoo> Yay
38:00 <moohoo> Kelevra  !
39:00 <moohoo> Wakey wakey hands off snakey
39:00 <moohoo> Hello ibiza
39:00 <moohoo> Hi hakan
39:00 <moohoo> Hi glenn
45:00 <moohoo> Hi bozza
46:00 <moohoo> Hi eppiox
46:00 <moohoo> Hi matt
46:00 <moohoo> Hi miaoneness
47:00 <moohoo> Hello tim-sim
51:00 <Kelevra> hai moohoo
52:00 <moohoo> Hi
55:00 <Tim-Sim> hi moohoo 
55:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim are you working today?
55:00 <Tim-Sim> no
55:00 <Kelevra> so what will your saturday consist of?
56:00 <Kelevra> beastiality, porn, getting drug fucked, hookers, drunk?
56:00 <Tim-Sim> no
57:00 <Tim-Sim> taking a leak to start
58:00 <moohoo> Lol
58:00 <moohoo> I did an epic shit thus morning
59:00 <moohoo> Fucking reeked out whole house 
59:00 <Kelevra> same
59:00 <moohoo> No fan on purpose
59:00 <Kelevra> it was a clean wipe also so i'm guessing I'll do another one after lunch
59:00 <moohoo> I ate and drank alot yesty
00:00 <Kelevra> I made the best dessert known to man last night
00:00 <moohoo> Lol clean wipe
00:00 <moohoo> Must be tiny bit of poo
00:00 <Kelevra> vanilla ice cream, chocolate chip cookies smashed up, double chocolate cheesecake into little chunks and hersheys chocolate topping
01:00 <Kelevra> I didn't have any but I can imagine it was excellent judging by my partners reaction
01:00 <moohoo> Lol
01:00 <moohoo> Why didn't you?
02:00 <Kelevra> I'm not much of a sweets eater
02:00 <moohoo> Kk
02:00 <moohoo> I like meat
03:00 <Kelevra> same
03:00 <Kelevra> lamb has to be my favourite
03:00 <Tim-Sim> it's windy outside
03:00 <Kelevra> it isn't here
03:00 <Kelevra> it was yesterday though
06:00 <Kelevra> panic @ the disco is on the loop
06:00 <Kelevra> wtf
07:00 <moohoo> I'm watching
07:00 <moohoo> I don't like em
07:00 <moohoo> Not a banger
11:00 <moohoo> I'm feeling party mode today :/
11:00 <moohoo> Beers with the boys fo sho
11:00 <moohoo> Maybe few hookers
11:00 <moohoo> Street workers
12:00 <Kelevra> my 3yr old just told me to fuck off
12:00 <moohoo> Excellent
12:00 <moohoo> You hit him?
13:00 <moohoo> Why ?
13:00 <Agent> Ih
13:00 <Agent> Oh
13:00 <Agent> Three hours' sleep
13:00 <Agent> Boo
14:00 <Agent-Work> Once more, unto the breach...
15:00 <Kelevra> both my children are females
15:00 <Kelevra> nah I didn't hit her
15:00 <Nice1> good for them
15:00 <Kelevra> I just giggled cause it's unexpected for a toddler to say that
16:00 <Kelevra> fook awwwf
17:00 <Tim-Sim> I need to do something physical today
19:00 <Kelevra> have a wank
19:00 <Tim-Sim> that is not physical enough
20:00 <Kelevra> that beyonce and shakira song is the shittiest thing I've ever heard
20:00 <Kelevra> it just sounds like two crazy bitches moaning
25:00 <stapler> hay all
26:00 <Kelevra> hi person
26:00 <stapler> hi Kelevra!!!!
27:00 <Kelevra> hows the day treating you?
28:00 <stapler> good thanks just woke up, had coffee.. now working..
28:00 <stapler> you're up early?!
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah i'm always up early
33:00 <Kelevra> sif my kids would ever let me sleep in
46:00 <Arbition> http://i.imgur.com/uUHbSqZ.mp4
50:00 <Lumeah> Lol hee hee
56:00 <Kelevra> wb
56:00 <Kelevra> did you do anything productive?
56:00 <Raichu> Props tho
58:00 <Tim-Sim> no
59:00 <Kelevra> well you're shit @ life
04:00 <Tim-Sim> my happiness
04:00 <Tim-Sim> comes from 
05:00 <Tim-Sim> doing a good job
08:00 <Kelevra> I bet you suck @ wanking so you're always bitter
08:00 <Kelevra> amirite?
09:00 <Tim-Sim> no
09:00 <stapler> um?
09:00 <stapler> Kelevra please stop
09:00 <stapler> this # has a lot of hate
10:00 <stapler> and we have to bring it to an end
11:00 <Kelevra> shut up
13:00 <stapler> Kelevra please stop
13:00 <Kelevra> nou
15:00 <stapler> it will be very nice if you will apologise to Tim-Sim please
16:00 <Kelevra> it'd be nice if you just shut the fuck up
16:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim doesn't need your crap, he's fine with me.
20:00 <stapler> Kelevra you're like a baby, how can you even have kids
20:00 <stapler> now please apologise to Tim-Sim
26:00 <Kelevra> I'm 31
26:00 <Kelevra> I'm far from a baby..
31:00 <stapler> excellent... so you are happy to chat like an adult
31:00 <Eppiox> i too am 31
31:00 <Eppiox> and fuck chatting like an adult
32:00 <stapler> Eppiox - sounds like you are a baby
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah adults suck
32:00 <Kelevra> all that responsibility and whatnot
32:00 <Kelevra> fuck my 3yr old just made me jump so badly
32:00 <Eppiox> stapler maybe :)
32:00 <Kelevra> little bitch came up with a fkn moth in her hand
32:00 <Eppiox> Kelevra your 3yr old sounds like a Raichu
32:00 <stapler> i agree. easier to sit in front of the computer and abuse people all day long while ignoring the world hey
33:00 <Kelevra> stapler this is true
33:00 <Kelevra> Eppiox yeah she's as vile as he is
33:00 <stapler> so what shares does everyone own?
33:00 <Eppiox> https://i.imgur.com/JYjQe2a.png D:
33:00 <stapler> any thoughts on the SP500??
33:00 <Eppiox> LRS ^
34:00 <Eppiox> speccciiess
35:00 <Kelevra> nice pic
35:00 <Kelevra> that'd be me if I drove
35:00 <Eppiox> I put a little in like 2 years ago and it would have been better to let it sit as cash-- becuase I had no clue about dividends or that i never sell when the prices goes up a little
35:00 <Kelevra> fortunately for mankind I'll never go for my license
35:00 <stapler> u like specie shares?
35:00 <stapler> i have a few speccies... mining mostly
35:00 <stapler> lithium, cobalt
35:00 <Eppiox> yeah same
36:00 <stapler> thats the hardest thing, to sell when they go up
36:00 <stapler> the big one i have now is CZI
37:00 <Arbition> Tim-Sim: I was just helping moving large garden pots with the trees still in them
37:00 <stapler> i want to subscribe to mining news.. aspermont
37:00 <Kelevra> well you've officially bored me almost to death
37:00 <Kelevra> I feel a coma coming on
37:00 <Eppiox> I should put everything into AWC (alumna) they give better than cash dividends
38:00 <Eppiox> czi look like they're going up atm :o
38:00 <stapler> Kelevra yes well i'd love to say i prefer hearing about you never attaining your drivers licence and abusing Tim-Sim.. but sorry i dont....
38:00 <Kelevra> cause you're boring
38:00 <Kelevra> and I bet you're a lardo
39:00 <Arbition> I think Kelevra has redefined boring somehow
39:00 <stapler> Eppiox.. they have a JV with OZL (it's OZL's next big project)
39:00 <Eppiox> I get so bored at work, I read tech news.. finish that, read shares news want to invest -_-
39:00 <Arbition> Boring: If Kelevra doesn't care.
39:00 <Kelevra> Arbitionthat's correct
39:00 <Kelevra> I'm glad someone understands me
39:00 <Eppiox> I'm not great with those acronyms
39:00 <Arbition> the important change is the self centring
39:00 <Kelevra> we now have an intimate connection
39:00 <stapler> mining news subscription is great. you can have free for 1 month, but it's $841/yr
39:00 <stapler> (by aspermont)
40:00 <Arbition> well fuck that
40:00 <Kelevra> I sense this is a trap
40:00 <Arbition> what would the magazine actually help you to know?
40:00 <Arbition> Market movements?
40:00 <stapler> JV - joint venture. OZL - Oz Minerals
40:00 <Kelevra> see Arbition
40:00 <Kelevra> this joker is trying to con you
40:00 <stapler> Arbition i guess it highlights daily activity... its harder to keep up and locate the happenings without it
41:00 <Arbition> Well I guess keeping information unavailable is a method of market control
41:00 <Arbition> do you invest?
41:00 <stapler> on sharemarket i have only CZI
42:00 <stapler> do you have any shares?
42:00 <Arbition> I don't know
42:00 <Arbition> *no
42:00 <Arbition> , no
42:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck @ our age invests
42:00 <Kelevra> most people want to buy houses
42:00 <Arbition> I do have some money in acorns, which is an aggregate thing
42:00 <Kelevra> not invest is piss poor companies
42:00 <stapler> houses are dud...
42:00 <Kelevra> no you're a fkn dud
43:00 <Arbition> houses will keep rising until it doesn't. I'd personally want to stay out of it
43:00 <Arbition> also on principle
43:00 <stapler> Arbition - agree..
43:00 <Arbition> the amount of interest you pump in at the beginning will give you zero return
43:00 <stapler> everyone is in housing, wait until the baby boomers want to start selling off, who will they sell to??? each other? LOL
43:00 <Arbition> and if the market collapses in the mean time, that is, in the next 10 years where the bulk of your loan is still interest
43:00 <Arbition> you're fucked
43:00 <stapler> agree!
43:00 <Kelevra> I consider my kids to be an invested
43:00 <Kelevra> investment
44:00 <Kelevra> they're draining all funds and the life out of my daily
44:00 <Arbition> In looking after you when you're old?
44:00 <stapler> every baby boomer i meet loves housing... they annoy me lol
44:00 <Arbition> My mum has like 4 houses
44:00 <Kelevra> I will die before them sadly so my life is pretty much over
44:00 <stapler> Kelevra, kids are liability sorry to say
44:00 <Arbition> many of them still mortgaged
44:00 <Kelevra> yeah they are
44:00 <Kelevra> they're fkn little cunts
44:00 <Arbition> It is a waste of time to tell them I think it is wrong that they've done that
44:00 <Kelevra> they just eat, piss and shit everywhere
44:00 <Raichu> stapler: Baby boomers love housing because they bought when it was realistic prices, so their investments have paid off very well.
45:00 <stapler> Arbition, in which state?
45:00 <Arbition> SA
45:00 <Arbition> and one in Tas
45:00 <stapler> Raichu... exactly. they all still think they're going to continue to perform.. i think they are mistaken... but who knows...
45:00 <Kelevra> Arbition as if my kids would look after me when I'm old
45:00 <Raichu> I've said the same
45:00 <Raichu> The housing bubble will burst
45:00 <stapler> Arbition. SA housing seems to be moving up slowly?
45:00 <Raichu> Not if, but, when.
46:00 <stapler> Raichu - what do you think the trigger will be? to burst it...
46:00 <Arbition> Kelevra: Well you'd hope they don't have to, what with a working welfare system and super, but idk, it should still be reasonable backup
46:00 <Kelevra> I thought you were referring to housing commision but obviously you were talking about baby boomers as in old fuckers who own their own houses
46:00 <stapler> Kelevra they normally own 3-4 houses but yet
46:00 <stapler> *yes
46:00 <Raichu> stapler: The market will stall once the price is too high. Then it'll go in reverse to a more affordable level.
46:00 <Kelevra> Arbition as soon as these little bitches can work and pay a bill i'm bailing
47:00 <stapler> Raichu - do you see interest rates rising?
47:00 <Arbition> It is already in speculatitve territory
47:00 <Raichu> Nope.
47:00 <Raichu> People are too broke for it to happen.
47:00 <Arbition> Capital gains and negative gearing have enabled them to use it like a commodity
47:00 <Raichu> If they to raise them now, it'll pop the bubble.
47:00 <Raichu> As all the people over mortgaged default and lose their houses.
47:00 <stapler> its funny hey. that the pensioner living off their life savings, are screwed out of their passive income, to allow the masses to have cheap debt
48:00 <Kelevra> going by my circumstance if you owned a house that you rent out you'd be making a fkn killing these days
48:00 <Arbition> the masses still being those who have enough money to throw around. Pretty much margin lending
48:00 <Arbition> nah, rent doesn't have good return compared to interest
48:00 <stapler> Kelevra, here the rent yield is like 3%... so its better to rent than to own (unless hoping for capital gain)
48:00 <stapler> rent is wack
48:00 <Arbition> they're only doing it because they're hoping they can sell it later
48:00 <Kelevra> if I owned this place i'd burn it down for insurance
49:00 <stapler> Arbition, sounds like ponzi scheme hey
49:00 <Arbition> sure does
49:00 <Arbition> but hey, bubbles are like that right
49:00 <Kelevra> rent is whack.. you're contradicting yourself
49:00 <stapler> a lot are talking about chinese money coming in...
49:00 <Kelevra> fuck if I had a dick I'd jam it down your throat
49:00 <Raichu> DHA housing is a good investment for housing.
49:00 <stapler> `ignore Kelevra
49:00 <Raichu> 7% return govt back.
49:00 <Kelevra> and i'd break your fingers, that's how mentally challenging your statements are to me
49:00 <Arbition> The chinese are a big speculative force, but the biggest is still superannuation of millions of people within the country
50:00 <Raichu> Govt backed*
50:00 <Raichu> Brb
50:00 <stapler> Arbition - can people buy houses with super?
50:00 <Raichu> stapler: In NSW they can
50:00 <Arbition> No, it is that the super fund managers are using it to buy property
50:00 <stapler> Raichu.. interesting thank you
50:00 <Raichu> Sign of a weak economy
50:00 <stapler> commercial real estate or residential?
50:00 <Kelevra> residential
50:00 <Arbition> fair question. Both I'd say
50:00 <Kelevra> fucking christ
51:00 <Arbition> probably leaning more into developers and apartment buildings than established houses mind
51:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim I think I love you.
51:00 <stapler> ah ok 
52:00 <stapler> a lot of the blue chip property is starting to move strongly
52:00 <stapler> i guess the choice is shares or property, interest being so low... baby boomers love property because they are scared of shares. someone also said the baby boomers are teaching their kids the same mindset
52:00 <Arbition> they're trying for sure
53:00 <Arbition> also happens to be the best way for them to still have value in their houses until they die
53:00 <stapler> how long until it unravels??
53:00 <Arbition> if their kids lose confidence, then their investments go to shit
53:00 <stapler> because they plan to sell to them yeah???
53:00 <Kelevra> wtf my dads here
53:00 <Arbition> That's been the big question of the past decade
53:00 <Arbition> I mean, I reckon it'll happen in the next 20 years, but no more specifics than that
53:00 <stapler> Kelevra let him in, offer him a drink
54:00 <stapler> yeah i agree it could go 10-20 years too
54:00 <Arbition> The ABC had a good article on the topic a while back
54:00 <Arbition> it might not be a bubble burst either
54:00 <Arbition> it might end up like Japan
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah of course I let him in
54:00 <stapler> see also the main blog i read, talks about declining confidence in government in the western world... money moving into the private sector away from public sector (bonds)
54:00 <Kelevra> I just wasn't expecting him
55:00 <Arbition> slowly deflate, and keeping concrete on the economy for decades
55:00 <stapler> Arbition thats probably the best case scenario yeah?
55:00 <Arbition> maybe
55:00 <Arbition> the article mentioned 60% of bank loan books are in housing
56:00 <stapler> high percentage hey
56:00 <Arbition> yep
56:00 <stapler> if you like this stuff, i can REALLY recommend this blog, i read it daily - https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/blog/
56:00 <Arbition> which is why no one has courage to bring down prices with policy
56:00 <stapler> they just tinkering
57:00 <stapler> the one interest rate for the whole country is a limiting factor too hey. if they could have a rate that was specific to each state, the laggards could get moving
57:00 <Arbition> there's a lot of economics blogs
57:00 <stapler> do you have any you recommend? 
57:00 <stapler> that one, imo is the best in the world
57:00 <Arbition> I just listen to the ABC podcast the money
58:00 <stapler> ah
58:00 <Arbition> If you got scott morrison to listen to it, he'd call it left wing
58:00 <stapler> im skeptical on ABC since every article in last October about Trump has framed him in a negative light
58:00 <stapler> in=since
58:00 <stapler> ABC is left wing yeah
59:00 <Arbition> None the less, it is informative
59:00 <Arbition> they had a thing on the UBI
59:00 <stapler> UBI?
59:00 <Arbition> and one guy said, "I used to support a UBI, until I realised that people on both the left and right want it, and then they'd disagree on how to fund it"
59:00 <Arbition> Universal Basic Income
59:00 <Agent> OM NOM NOM NOM
59:00 <Agent> I made bacon egg and cheese muffins
00:00 <Arbition> The most expensive welfare project any country could ever do
00:00 <stapler> ah
00:00 <stapler> i havent studied it enough. but i think it eliminates a lot of red tape
00:00 <Arbition> Yes that's one reason I like it
00:00 <Arbition> it'd also make a lot of jobs unviable and actually accelerate automation, but automation is happening anyway and it is a counter to that
00:00 <Agent> Lueah
00:00 <Agent> Lumeah
00:00 <Agent> Would you like a bacon egg and cheese muffin
00:00 <Agent> I made lots of them
01:00 <stapler> mmm
02:00 <stapler> we really do live in the matrix
02:00 <stapler> more than 50% of share trading is done by computers now
02:00 <couleurs> :~)
03:00 <Tim-Sim> It is a nice day outside
03:00 <Arbition> I also saw an ABC article of a left wing guy supporting the use of super for housing, because he says it gives back control to the youth of what happens with their money, rather than letting fund managers play with it
03:00 <stapler> that is just asking for trouble, when the time comes and they all want to short the market.. what will that look like!
03:00 <stapler> Arbition lol..
03:00 <Arbition> Hong kong has stamp duty on all share trades of 0.1%
04:00 <stapler> bit like the first home buyers grant... it doesnt save the kids the money, it adds that amount to the price of the property and the seller gets it... LOL
04:00 <Arbition> wouldn't stop automated trading, but high frequency algos wouldn't be able to use small shifts anymore
05:00 <Arbition> Considering that first home owners are like 13% now, and probably still be in cheaper segments, it probably wouldn't impact all that much
05:00 <stapler> interesting. probably a good tax to have
05:00 <stapler> our conveyancer here said there is literally no first home owners in the market
05:00 <stapler> it concerns him
05:00 <stapler> none buying
06:00 <Arbition> of course he's stuck in the business, he has no power to change that
06:00 <Arbition> and ends up only facilitating it further
06:00 <Arbition> the matrix is almost an apt analogy
06:00 <Arbition> just a cog in the machine
06:00 <stapler> mm
07:00 <stapler> so if housing goes down, no one wants to buy, since everyone is fearful then, then he is out of job?
07:00 <stapler> people really do react like spooked sheep. i have see it in shares..
07:00 <Arbition> there is that sure
07:00 <stapler> *seen
07:00 <Arbition> yep, bull climbs stairs, bear jumps out the window
07:00 <stapler> lol
07:00 <Lumeah> Ta
08:00 <stapler> great saying
08:00 <Arbition> You haven't heard that one?
08:00 <Tim-Sim> Arbition: how is the acorn's going?
08:00 <stapler> i only knew up by the stairs down by the elevator
08:00 <Arbition> returns have been fairly poor, still better than my account in europe though, in which interest is eaten by fees
08:00 <Arbition> I did pick the conservative portfolio though
08:00 <stapler> do you have acorn portfolio?
08:00 <Arbition> yes, I mentioned earlier
09:00 <Arbition> I'm not so confident to go into the sharemarket or something on my own
09:00 <stapler> you did, i thought you might have been being sarcastic lol
09:00 <stapler> but now i realise you know what you're talking about
09:00 <stapler> so easy to lose money in sharemarket
09:00 <Arbition> it is also only a small amount so far
09:00 <Arbition> I have much more in bank deposits at the moment
09:00 <stapler> buy for dividents though, take the 5-7% fully franked...
09:00 <stapler> i cant help but like a spec miner
09:00 <beagle> frozen pizza to oven !
09:00 <beagle> coming up !
10:00 <stapler> never owned a blue chip
10:00 <stapler> cash is good... give options
10:00 <stapler> when the famed deflation arrives you can take advantage...
10:00 <Arbition> oh yeah, another good one on the ABC's The Money: Too much hard cash available for negative interest rates to work
10:00 <couleurs> woo hoo !
10:00 <beagle> well i would have bought bbq chicken
10:00 <beagle> but he bought vegetarian
11:00 <Arbition> in big notes
11:00 <Arbition> and he was saying, kill the $100 and $50
11:00 <stapler> they are salivating to eliminate cash
11:00 <Arbition> So is law enforcement
11:00 <Arbition> and the tax office
11:00 <beagle> thats just how he rolls
11:00 <beagle> he doesnt eat meat
11:00 <couleurs> ha ha your bf is a faget
12:00 <stapler> US printed $1000 notes in 1907, 1918, 1922, and heaps more in 1928 and 1934
12:00 <stapler> imagine the buying power
12:00 <Arbition> by restricting it to small notes, physically moving cach becomes much harder
12:00 <stapler> yeah..
12:00 <Arbition> I can just see gold shooting up if they do though
12:00 <stapler> they cant allow people to have control of their own money
12:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
12:00 <beagle> the bubba pizza 
12:00 <beagle> vegetarian
12:00 <beagle> isnt bad
12:00 <beagle> but i havent ever had vege pizza frozen
12:00 <beagle> theyre basically tomato onion and cheese
12:00 <beagle> capsicum
13:00 <stapler> yes, but then they just make gold illegal....
13:00 <stapler> cant get it thru airports due to the scanners..
13:00 <Arbition> Well it isn't so much direct control of money, but being tracable
13:00 <stapler> so it loses it function
13:00 <Arbition> You could argue though that it results in a chilling effect
13:00 <stapler> totally
13:00 <stapler> its scary
14:00 <Arbition> but you could also argue most of the hard cash movement activity happens mostly amongst the very wealthy anyway
14:00 <stapler> sweden i think is 97% eftpos already, 3% cash
14:00 <stapler> interesting point. most likely
14:00 <stapler> switzerland still have $1000 franc note
14:00 <Arbition> Australia has been most enthusiastic to use contactless
14:00 <stapler> singapore had $10,000 i think (need to google it)
14:00 <stapler> customers love paywave
14:00 <Arbition> but US hasn't adopted it nearly as fast
15:00 <stapler> why do you think that is?
15:00 <Arbition> maybe trust in the banking system is pretty good here
15:00 <Arbition> and the US are distrustful
15:00 <Arbition> which isn't suprising given their libertarian streak
15:00 <Arbition> We've got an authoritarian streak here
15:00 <Arbition> in both sides of the house
15:00 <beagle> ok no its a margaria
16:00 <stapler> mmm
16:00 <stapler> did you read this week how the dutch led a 6 country raid on swiss bank accounts? without telling the swiss?
16:00 <Arbition> I didn't
16:00 <Arbition> on a lighter note http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1938
16:00 <beagle> margarita
17:00 <stapler> http://www.reuters.com/article/us-netherlands-taxevasion-international-idUSKBN1720Q2
17:00 <Arbition> yes, The Money also did a show on International Tax Avoidance
17:00 <stapler> lol on comic cheers
18:00 <stapler> is tax avoidance real?
18:00 <stapler> or a handy scapegoat to get towards cashless?
18:00 <Arbition> google and apple have openly admitted it
18:00 <Arbition> that they use it
18:00 <Arbition> and will keep doing so while everyone else can
18:00 <stapler> so why is the little guy targeted?
19:00 <Arbition> My boss, a small time dude, has shit in the cayman islands
19:00 <stapler> what industry is he in?!
19:00 <Arbition> He might be little compared to the massive corporates, but how little is he really?
19:00 <Arbition> he's in the industry of, I got money from my parents
19:00 <Arbition> and he also worked in Saudi Arabia for a couple of years
20:00 <stapler> lol
20:00 <stapler> good business to be in
20:00 <Arbition> isn't it
20:00 <stapler> lol agree actually
20:00 <stapler> but those who earn their money are much different to those who inherit
20:00 <stapler> to know how hard it is to make it
21:00 <stapler> its brutal
21:00 <Arbition> I don't think tax avoidance targets the little guy
21:00 <Arbition> The little guy is kept out by regulatory capture
21:00 <Tim-Sim> How do I become rich?
21:00 <Arbition> removing tax avoidance that is
21:00 <Arbition> otherwise they would have killed tax avoidance already
21:00 <stapler> i always think of those on the other side of the whole country who pay interest... those who collect the interest and never need to work. if you have $10 million, you can make 500k a year on it without getting out of bed....
22:00 <stapler> can you elaborate on the little guy is kept out by regulatory capture/
22:00 <Arbition> Regulatory capture adds to the barriers of entry
22:00 <stapler> ie: too many taxes so he cant accumulate much wealth?
22:00 <stapler> yes
22:00 <stapler> !!!
22:00 <stapler> totally 
22:00 <Arbition> Actually, more often it is stuff like compliance
22:00 <stapler> barrier to entry... its a bloody big one
23:00 <stapler> what is your background, you are very on point
23:00 <Arbition> Accumulating wealth isn't something someone in business is doing, someone in business is trying to get shit done
23:00 <Arbition> The problem is, regulation is a double edged sword
23:00 <Arbition> it keeps out dodgy buggers, but also keeps out honest, new people
23:00 <stapler> is he trying to get 'shit done' to accumulate wealth?
24:00 <Arbition> Not always, some people start businesses because they thing it is the right thing to do
24:00 <Arbition> or because it is fun
24:00 <Arbition> An entrepreneur isn't someone who loves money, it is someone who loves risk, and trying something new
25:00 <stapler> yeah. i have a relative who started a cafe. they want to produce coffee and food but the regulation is near strangulation and requires a degree and significant real life experience to navigate. or else pay a professional, which no small fledgling business can afford really
25:00 <Arbition> If you loved money, you'd probably go for the safe option
25:00 <stapler> whats the safe option? wage and salary earner?
25:00 <Arbition> Saving like a bastard and then investing
25:00 <stapler> lol 
26:00 <Arbition> which is what the baby boomers have done
26:00 <stapler> yeah a lot are pretty tight i find
26:00 <Arbition> and so far, it has been pretty safe
26:00 <Tim-Sim> invest in what?
26:00 <stapler> they were brough up like that because their parents had not much
26:00 <Arbition> well for them housing
26:00 <stapler> love it.. "so far"
26:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't have enough money to invest in housing
26:00 <mud_nazi> Wassup nekker
27:00 <stapler> housing isnt going to work for the next generation Tim-Sim, its maxed out
27:00 <Arbition> they did 2 decades ago
27:00 <Arbition> and their wealth base has kept pace
27:00 <Arbition> so new entrants are fucked
27:00 <stapler> new entrants perhaps look to share market? or new businesses?
27:00 <Sally> heya
28:00 <Arbition> funny how both the gold price and housing accelerated in the early 2000s and pretty much the same time
28:00 <Arbition> New business is extremely risky
28:00 <Arbition> share market is the only thing accessible pretty much
28:00 <Tim-Sim> What I am currently doing is putting money into a savings account, then when it reaches $2000, buy some shares
28:00 <Arbition> almost suspiciously so
29:00 <stapler> interesting.. gold in AUD has been marking time since 2009-2011...
29:00 <stapler> it looks like its ready for a new leg up
29:00 <Arbition> share markets are volatile, and when big changes happen, someone loses
29:00 <Arbition> and usually, it is the new entrants who are the losers
29:00 <stapler> so on point
30:00 <Arbition> So the share market, being accessible, is how the big players get new influxes of money
30:00 <stapler> Tim-Sim - good way to start
30:00 <Arbition> So they don't have incentive to block it off
30:00 <Arbition> and they tie up every other possible commodity
30:00 <Arbition> which now includes houses
31:00 <Arbition> and then use those to play amongst themselves
31:00 <Tim-Sim> thanks stapler, it is going very slow, I still have bills and other debts to pay
31:00 <stapler> i feel like big players push the commodity prices down, but up shares in that industry cheap, then push the price back up, and sell for massive profit
31:00 <Arbition> it is entirely possible
31:00 <stapler> Tim-Sim - pay off the debt first :)
31:00 <Arbition> that wouldn't be considered insider trading
31:00 <Tim-Sim> really, I should be paying off all debts first because they have a higher interest rate
31:00 <Tim-Sim> yes stapler 
32:00 <Arbition> Remember Enron's manupulation of the power market
32:00 <stapler> i saw a great documentary on them
32:00 <Tim-Sim> personal loan should be paid off in 1 yeart
32:00 <Arbition> I probably saw the same one then
32:00 <Tim-Sim> then it is just the mortage
32:00 <Arbition> The Smartest People in the Room right?
33:00 <stapler> for a long while :p
33:00 <Arbition> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enron:_The_Smartest_Guys_in_the_Room
33:00 <stapler> Arbition if youre young how come you run your portfolio so conservatively? you seem like you know more than most...
34:00 <Arbition> hahahaha
34:00 <Arbition> Well if you saw my conversation last night you might know
34:00 <Tim-Sim> I have seen that
34:00 <stapler> i didnt see last night convo..
34:00 <Arbition> short answer: I don't date or have sex or go out
34:00 <stapler> hang on what
34:00 <Arbition> frees up a lot of time to learn
34:00 <stapler> but that doesnt prohibit you from actively manage your funds
34:00 <stapler> do you work?
34:00 <Tim-Sim> years ago I got obsessed with shares and investing, learnt a lot but then dropped it all because I just did not have the money to invest
35:00 <Arbition> I do
35:00 <Arbition> I know a lot of shit, and it comes at the cost of interpersonal experience
35:00 <stapler> Tim-Sim, that's the barrier to entry Arbition talks of....
35:00 <Arbition> sort of
35:00 <Arbition> Money itself is a barrier to entry
35:00 <Tim-Sim> I think I would be able to get into regular trading if I had about $30,000.
36:00 <stapler> i had $50k once and lost it on ig markets
36:00 <Tim-Sim> IG?
36:00 <stapler> trading platform
36:00 <Tim-Sim> damn
36:00 <stapler> it basically sucks you in and its like a casino on steriods
37:00 <Arbition> and you were eaten by the gamblers ruin
37:00 <Tim-Sim> my friend joined two such trading platforms
37:00 <stapler> Arbition - if you have the time, you could get into trading forex
37:00 <Arbition> Once you hit zero, you're out
37:00 <stapler> correct!
37:00 <Arbition> that is how the big players stay big
37:00 <stapler> i dont trust IG markets, i think they run stops and pull dodgy stuff
37:00 <Arbition> they can weather losses much longer than anyone else
37:00 <Arbition> and wait until it comes good again
37:00 <stapler> `ban *@austnet.org -noexpire
38:00 <Arbition> They don't "Crystalise their losses"
38:00 <stapler> yeah. i went long at silver around $13 or something a long time ago, then it stopped me out, then went up to $45 or whatever it was.....
38:00 <Arbition> That one I learnt from the kid of a rich family while we were sailing together
38:00 <Glenn> Oh? And why would you want to do that?
39:00 <stapler> but mainly lost trying to trade the dax (german market)
39:00 <stapler> it moves so fast
39:00 <Arbition> As much as I think my boss is a terrible businessman
39:00 <Arbition> he's got connections
39:00 <stapler> something like gold i can understand not crystalising losses, but a dud share, sometimes you have to get out before it goes to 0
39:00 <Arbition> mostly through his wife actually
39:00 <Lumeah> Lol
39:00 <Lumeah> Would it work? 
40:00 <stapler> its not what you know, its who you know..
40:00 <Tim-Sim> the big fish have stricter risk loss rules though, drops 2%, pull out etc. The private investor may decide to wait it out
40:00 <Arbition> So he has had the ear of at least two current politicians. Not a lot of it, but some
40:00 <stapler> Tim-Sim - so hard to hit the sell button
40:00 <Arbition> I'm trying to remember my bosses wife's maiden name
40:00 <Arbition> It is the same as a current senator
40:00 <Glenn> Sure, but probably not a good idea. :P
40:00 <Lumeah> Sally: sends her love. Lol
40:00 <Lumeah> Why not 
41:00 <Arbition> Fawcett
41:00 <Tim-Sim> I made some money a long time ago with penny shares, new tech companies, medical companies
41:00 <Tim-Sim> but it was essentially gabmling
41:00 <Glenn> ASD wear bigger boots. 
41:00 <Glenn> Ask this guy... 
41:00 <Lumeah> blyke: sally wants u
41:00 <blyke> who is sally
42:00 <stapler> Tim-Sim its the only viable option if you have anything less than 50k really.. 
42:00 <stapler> even 50k earning 5% is only 2500/year.. not going to do that much for you...
42:00 <Tim-Sim> I'd search for a stock using filters for price and volatility, then look for any consistence patterns, then buy $500 to $2000 worth then sell when it rose
42:00 <stapler> better to slap the 50k and try to hit a home run, imo
42:00 <Lumeah> New chick
42:00 <blyke> why would she want me
42:00 <Lumeah> She thinks your hot
43:00 <Arbition> lol yeah, so today I'm looking to get a new threads for a job interview Tuesday
43:00 <stapler> how did you go?
43:00 <Tim-Sim> there was one company called DFT, DataFast, I did that several times
43:00 <Tim-Sim> they went bankrupt
43:00 <Arbition> 'cos I'm still a cog and it is the fastest way for me to change income
43:00 <stapler> how did you choose when to sell?
43:00 <Arbition> Toodles for now
43:00 <stapler> Arbition.... best of luck, sure you will do well
43:00 <Agent> Sally is mine
43:00 <Agent> Fuck off
43:00 <Agent> LET'S ROCK
43:00 <blyke> lols
44:00 <Arbition> Dunno about that, but actually, the first time I've done an interview for real
44:00 <Arbition> so it is a big one whether I get it or not
44:00 <Tim-Sim> new companies tend to start high then the price just goes down and down and down while the directors/major share holders sell off all their shares
44:00 <blyke> hi Sally
44:00 <Lumeah> Sally likes his music 
45:00 <stapler> cheers for the chat Arbition i look forward to chatting again
45:00 <stapler> Tim-Sim exactly... 
45:00 <stapler> you want to see a disgusting example of that.. check out CMY on ASX
45:00 <Tim-Sim> ooh CMY
45:00 <Tim-Sim> I remember them
45:00 <Agent> Who's this Sally chick anyway
45:00 <Lumeah> Uhu
45:00 <Agent> Is she a lumpy?
45:00 <blyke> need another coffee
45:00 <Agent> Oh, I see
45:00 <Agent> nm
45:00 <blyke> lols
45:00 <Agent> Figured it out
46:00 <stapler> worst share on ASX. never owned them but starting watching them since they tried to get involved in marijuana
46:00 <stapler> *started
46:00 <Tim-Sim> maybe it was something else
46:00 <Lumeah> She isn't a picky person clearly 
46:00 <Agent> lol
46:00 <stapler> Sally is mine
46:00 <Agent> You can have her
47:00 <stapler> the 2 weed stocks on ASX are jokes. i wanted to buy weed stocks but researched them and felt they were duds. but MMJ has tripled since then
47:00 <Tim-Sim> I used Incredible Charts to scan for stocks
47:00 <stapler> i get the email from Colin fro Incredible Charts, theyre good
47:00 <stapler> have a look at CZI chart..
47:00 <stapler> what price would you sell them if you owned now?
47:00 <Kelevra> omg it's saturday
47:00 <Agent> When you realise what you've done, don't come crying to us :)
47:00 <blyke> oi
47:00 <blyke> why u guys always arseholes
47:00 <Lumeah> Hehehehe 
47:00 <Lumeah> It's austnet that's the point 
47:00 <blyke> nup
48:00 <Kelevra> seriously stfu with this crap
48:00 <gremlinz> i have 8000 shares in mmj
48:00 <stapler> gremlinz nice one. when did u buy?
48:00 <gremlinz> last yr
48:00 <Sally> Hi all :D
49:00 <blyke> hi Sally
49:00 <stapler> hi Sally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <stapler> hope they do well for you
50:00 <stapler> be nice if we made recreational weed legal
50:00 <Agent> Hi b1rd!!!!!
51:00 <couleurs> exposed.
51:00 <stapler> hi Agent!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <stapler> couleurs!!!!!!!!
51:00 <Agent> Lolol
51:00 <couleurs> fuk u n ur sister
51:00 <stapler> couleurs please stop the foul language
51:00 <Agent> Oh, hey, coolers, can you fuck my sister too?
51:00 <Agent> She's a sillybitch and deserves you
52:00 <stapler> back soon guys!
52:00 <couleurs> ok
52:00 <beagle> my brother wanted me to play this
52:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEwjaZR1l_4
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fear Factory - Edgecrusher (Feb 5, 2012) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 176,652 views views - 1,075 likes (98%), 22 dislikes (2%)
52:00 <couleurs> Lol
52:00 <stapler> Lwaxana!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Raichu> gremlinz: What's MMJ?
55:00 <gremlinz> read the text
55:00 <Raichu> Oh weed shares.
56:00 <stapler> [12:26] -arwen.eu.austnet.org:#melbourne- *** stapler invited Lwaxana into the channel
56:00 <Lwaxana> stapler thats spamming
57:00 <stapler> lol what?
57:00 <Lwaxana> am sure a channel op woukd be happy to ban you
57:00 <Sally> kick him out!
57:00 <Sally> hehehehe
57:00 <stapler> i said hello and you just left ;(
57:00 <Lwaxana> and you spammed me to rejoin
57:00 <Lwaxana> so STOP
57:00 <Lumeah> How rude 
57:00 <stapler> [12:26] -arwen.eu.austnet.org:#melbourne- *** stapler invited Lwaxana into the channel
58:00 <Lwaxana> thats spam
58:00 <stapler> that is invite, not spam
58:00 <Lwaxana> http://www.austnet.org --> the definition of SPAM that we work from is advertising in a channel that doesn't want advertisements, OR a mass message/invitation to people who would not wish to join the channel.
58:00 <stapler> it says "*** stapler invited Lwaxana into the channel"
58:00 <stapler> lawyered
58:00 <Lwaxana> and thats spam
58:00 <Sally> kick him out!
58:00 <Sally> hehehehe!!
58:00 <stapler> no. spam is repeated invites or advertising, this was a stand alone invite
59:00 <stapler> because i said hello and you left ;(
59:00 <Lwaxana> stapler after 20 years I knw what constitutes spam on this network
59:00 <Lwaxana> so stop
59:00 <Sally> Got told stapler
59:00 <Sally> suffer
59:00 <Glenn> Now you've done stapler!
59:00 <Lumeah> Told good n propper. Lol
59:00 <stapler> ;(
59:00 <Glenn> ...it...
00:00 <stapler> St Barbara was the turnaround story of the decade.... 30 bagger....
00:00 <stapler> where was my friend Arbition when i needed him 
00:00 <Sally> stapler you just made an ass of yourself lol
00:00 <Glenn> I think you should invite Lwaxana back.
00:00 <stapler> lol Glenn
00:00 <Sally> Yeah go on
00:00 <Sally> do it do it do it!
00:00 <stapler> one of you guys go
01:00 <stapler> i always thought gold shares would do well, but was too early and got burned holding back in 2011 or so
01:00 <stapler> Arbition would have something wise to say about that....
01:00 <stapler> i already did it
01:00 <Sally> chicken
01:00 <stapler> Sally speak for yourself ;)
01:00 <Sally> bok bok bok!
01:00 <Sally> lol
01:00 <Sally> ouch!
02:00 <stapler> some market or trading reason for it...
02:00 <Glenn> Well stapler, are you man enough to invite Lwaxana back into the channel?
02:00 <stapler> my argument was a one time invite isn't spam. a second invite would be spam.
02:00 <stapler> so only you guys are good to go
03:00 <stapler> precedent has been set..
03:00 <Glenn> ...ah huh...
03:00 <stapler> so who are the chickens now
03:00 <Glenn> Only one present, I believe!
03:00 <stapler> i see two, Glenn and Sally
04:00 <Sally> hahaha
04:00 <Sally> stapler is getting mad!!!
05:00 <stapler> lol sure
05:00 <Sally> he's in a stir!!!!!
05:00 <Glenn> OK stapler, this is the deal... either you invite Lwaxana back and apologse for your behaviour, or you'll be put in the "cone of silence" until you do. :)
05:00 <Sally> haha!
06:00 <Sally> LOL
06:00 <Sally> Do it!!!
06:00 <stapler> /notice Lwaxana [12:35] <Glenn> OK stapler, this is the deal... either you invite Lwaxana back and apologse for your behaviour, or you'll be put in the "cone of silence" until you do. :)
06:00 <Sally> hah
06:00 <Glenn> Chose wisely stapler
06:00 <stapler> thanks tozza
06:00 <Sally> whatcha gonna do stapler?
07:00 <Sally> hey!
07:00 <stapler> lol
07:00 <Sally> hehehe
07:00 <Glenn> 12,0 Moving stapler into the #melbourne "Cone of Silence".
07:00 <Glenn> 12,0 That will keep you quiet for a while!
07:00 <Sally> staplers being picked on
07:00 <Sally> suck it stapler :D
07:00 <stapler> .
08:00 <Glenn> You chose... not wisely.
09:00 <Glenn> Ready to come out now?
10:00 <Glenn> Just nod, or wave... and not with one finger either!
11:00 <Raichu> lol
11:00 <Raichu> Your cone failed cuz tozza voiced
11:00 <stapler> lol
11:00 <stapler> thanks tozza
11:00 <stapler> failed cone
11:00 <Glenn> Oh, no it didn't.
11:00 <stapler> now its time to give me 199 access
12:00 <Raichu> `ban stapler
12:00 <stapler> how embarrassing to have a failed cone
12:00 <Raichu> If I had access, you'd be silenced quick
12:00 <stapler> `ban Raichu
12:00 <Raichu> lol
13:00 <stapler> lucky i haven't identified ;)
13:00 <stapler> hi ryan`!!!
13:00 <Glenn> Identified as what?  ---> [13:13] -NickOP- stapler is not a registered nickname
14:00 <stapler> stalker alert lol
14:00 <Raichu> stapler is not registered at all
14:00 <Raichu> lol
14:00 <stapler> people here know me as stapler, no need to register....
15:00 <Raichu> You're just a blow-in ey?
15:00 <stapler> i've been around for 20 years, i know what constitutes spam
15:00 <Glenn> They know you as a few other things too, and nothing to do with "stapler".
15:00 <stapler> nup, just stapler Glenn
17:00 <Tim-Sim> well I am going to go and do something rewarding
19:00 <stapler> Glenn are you researching me?
19:00 <stapler> is that why the silence..... lol
27:00 <stapler> MuGgSY!!!
27:00 <MuGgSY> MEEEE
34:00 <Raichu> [13:17:50] <Tim-Sim> well I am going to go and do something rewarding << Goin for a wank
35:00 <Raichu> For sure
35:00 <Sutekh> lol
35:00 <Raichu> Sup Sutekh
35:00 <Sutekh> fa, u
35:00 <Raichu> Likewise, kicking back, gotta go get supplies soon though
35:00 <Raichu> So cbf
36:00 <Sutekh> ohh, smokes? then food huh
36:00 <Raichu> Nah for my side biz
37:00 <Sutekh> ahh right
38:00 <Raichu> Yer, weekend is only time I get to go when they're open
38:00 <Sutekh> saw some interviews when the floods were at peak in Qld and NSW, some ppl were like, yeah we are ok got enough smokes... wtf
38:00 <Raichu> HAhahaha
38:00 <Raichu> Priorities
39:00 <Kelevra> omfg my dad just severely broke my brain
39:00 <Raichu> kk bbl while my cbf factor is only 90%
39:00 <Kelevra> 'Melanie would vodafone know if I have google on my phone'
40:00 <stapler> Tim-Sim!!!
41:00 <stapler> #Melbourne - One of the most active remaining chat channels | Invite your friends, help keep chat room alive
45:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) (Feb 24, 2009) Length: 3:39 - Category: Music - 8,961,755 views views - 61,050 likes (98.1%), 1,158 dislikes (1.9%)
46:00 <MuGgSY> what happened to mirc it used to be a popular place
48:00 <beagle> i dont know
48:00 <beagle> theres all these new chatrooms with video n voice
48:00 <beagle> lots people on those
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Suppp
49:00 <beagle> they lag tho
49:00 <beagle> irc doesnt get lag anymore .
50:00 <stapler> !ping
52:00 <Kelevra> hola thom
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Look at this pic lol
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/xX4MbBN.jpg
53:00 <stapler> ryan`!!!
55:00 <ryan`> howdy
57:00 <MuGgSY> hrmm
57:00 <MuGgSY> yet they still prefer lag
57:00 <MuGgSY> what are these other chat room places
02:00 <Kelevra> LOL
02:00 <Kelevra> thats fucked
02:00 <Kelevra> takes porn to a new super exciting level
02:00 <stapler> irc was cool because it was so random and there were so many active people
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Theres heaps of them pics floating around they crack me up hard
03:00 <Arbition> stapler: Not really, while I was watching the gold price at that time, I don't recally anything particularly specific
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/TMMbvyb.jpg
03:00 <Kelevra> my dad didn't get it
03:00 <Kelevra> poor old ronny
03:00 <stapler> social media took over
03:00 <stapler> irc is still cool
03:00 <stapler> just less ppl
03:00 <MuGgSY> less people = borring
03:00 <ryan`> less people less problems
05:00 <Kelevra> oh tozza[Mobile] you've missed out on so much shit today
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha the fish?
05:00 <Kelevra> thesefuckers have been talking about investments and they're utterly boring the fkn life out of me
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yeh what happened
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lololol
05:00 <Kelevra> yeah my dad didn't get the fish pic
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who is arbition?
05:00 <Kelevra> he's like 'what is that'
05:00 <Kelevra> stapler and Arbition
05:00 <MuGgSY> borrrng
05:00 <MuGgSY> if i want less problems i wont load into mirc
05:00 <MuGgSY> i want atleast like 500 peopel in this channel 
06:00 <Kelevra> they made my contemplate life and stuff
06:00 <Kelevra> it was exhausting
06:00 <Kelevra> I even started to wonder about the colour of g's penis
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> OMG I JUST WOKE UP U TRYNA SEND ME BACK TO SLEEP
06:00 <Kelevra> is it purple/black or white..
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its dark
06:00 <MuGgSY> look at brisbane channel used to have as much as here, onow i come n chat here coz peopel talk in here lol
06:00 <stapler> same!!
06:00 <stapler> oz.org was pretty cool with Z
07:00 <Kelevra> I've always pictured it to be super thin
07:00 <Kelevra> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He is a shower lol
07:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Used to flop it out all the time
07:00 <Kelevra> hey g asl?
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shower not a grower
07:00 <Kelevra> he never showed me
07:00 <Kelevra> I'm fkn offended
07:00 <Kelevra> sharing is caring 
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha once at joysons he pulled it out and manda started sucking it
08:00 <Kelevra> omg get fucked
08:00 <Kelevra> you srs?
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> After about 20secs he stopped her n he went dirty bitch and left
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh dead seriois
08:00 <Kelevra> that's so fkn weird
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh no shit
08:00 <Kelevra> so glad I did heaps of drugs back then
08:00 <stapler> bye spanish
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats why she did it im pretty sure
09:00 <Kelevra> I never ducked anyone off and barely got laid cause i was utterly shit @ life
09:00 <Kelevra> fucked even
09:00 <Kelevra> sucked even
09:00 <Kelevra> my mind is blown completely
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I wasnt there but he brought it up at school and she got real embarrassed and emotional and she told me what happened
09:00 <Kelevra> all I can think of is manda sucking shaun off
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Infront of the boys
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lololol
10:00 <Kelevra> fuck she totally banged heaps of ppl
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not really
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Daniel and smiddy
10:00 <Kelevra> so she went thru shaun, smiddy, lil daniel
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hahah smiddy the ponple face fucker
10:00 <Kelevra> yeah omg he had acne galore
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i didnt have sex till i was 17 or 18
11:00 <Kelevra> his brother thought he was totally ace @ life and once tried to hit on me
11:00 <Kelevra> but I knew he made babies so I stayed clear
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha mr smith
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He is in jail
11:00 <Kelevra> I bet you masturbated a ton though
11:00 <Kelevra> yeah he ended up doing ice
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lol not really
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i mean whats a ton?
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
11:00 <Kelevra> like erryday
11:00 <stapler> giovanni69!!!
12:00 <Arbition> thats par for the course for dudes
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha nah i stayed at friends houses alot
12:00 <Kelevra> I can't believe you were a wigger
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Where was i gonna do it
12:00 <Kelevra> cause you're so normal
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> i grew out of that gay life
12:00 <Kelevra> omg get this
12:00 <Kelevra> jamie called me an original springvale south girl on fb
13:00 <Kelevra> thinking it'd intimidate some bitch he fucked
13:00 <Kelevra> I was in tears laughing
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ew
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha get thissss
13:00 <Kelevra> he calls himself whyteboi
13:00 <Kelevra> or something
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> When i used to hang with him n ash he used to go on about how hard the kings were and to stay away from them and shit/... later down the trwck
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im with one of their daughters
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOLLL
14:00 <Kelevra> kevin king was a fucker
14:00 <Kelevra> he once ripped out a cleaver on me in the boys toilets @ coomoora
15:00 <Kelevra> I smashed the door on him and ran lol
15:00 <Kelevra> like a bitch I rannnnn
15:00 <Kelevra> haha
15:00 <Kelevra> he wanted to fuck up my brother by attacking me which totally doesn't make sense
15:00 <Kelevra> I'm so glad he didn't stab or slash me
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao kevin
16:00 <Kelevra> is he dead yet?
16:00 <Kelevra> he had a disease
16:00 <Kelevra> or 4
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah not dead
16:00 <stapler> bad luck MuGgSY
16:00 <stapler> tozzy devoiced
17:00 <Kelevra> he must be on his way though
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Chris died the other year
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :(
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> was really sad
18:00 <Kelevra> do you remember that red haired curly haired guy I can't spell his name
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> cause chris was a nice person
18:00 <Kelevra> euwigne? or something
18:00 <Kelevra> yeah chris was nice
18:00 <Kelevra> how'd he die?
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Eugene nah dont think i met him
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> OD
19:00 <Kelevra> sad
19:00 <Kelevra> richard thinks shane is back on heroin or ice
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> he had enough with life he wouldnsay it all the tike
19:00 <Kelevra> he told me last night
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Time he was always so upset at what he had become and couldn't escape it
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh for sure
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Poor squirty
19:00 <Kelevra> nah my shane
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ohhhh
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> well thats fucked
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U should smack him
20:00 <Kelevra> I think squirty is straight or else his sister wouldn't let him in her house
20:00 <Kelevra> I don't fight smackies
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He asked to stay at mine i said he couldnt
20:00 <Kelevra> but yeah I asked richard to get into contact with him and he said shanes uncontactable
20:00 <Kelevra> so now richards given up on him
21:00 <Kelevra> my brothers a fkn dead shit
21:00 <Kelevra> I'd let shanem stay @ mine
21:00 <Kelevra> he's dead set petrified of me
21:00 <MuGgSY> not bad luck 
22:00 <Kelevra> he was good to my mum
22:00 <Kelevra> he used to take her shopping
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah shane is good value i just dont have room
22:00 <MuGgSY> tiem for u ircers to starrt marketing irc to get peopel in here agian 
23:00 <Kelevra> he should just get a car and sleep in it
23:00 <Kelevra> it's sad he got on heroin
23:00 <Kelevra> but it's sad most people did
23:00 <Kelevra> lauren came from a good home, so did candice
24:00 <Kelevra> little chris did too
24:00 <Kelevra> fuck I smashed him so badly once, he really pissed me off so I threw a rollerblade at his head
24:00 <Kelevra> he and shaun were just way too cheeky
25:00 <Kelevra> you always seemed very chill
25:00 <Kelevra> still are I suppose
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I love being a smart ass
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I was always stoned back then
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah but you weren't a grabby little prick
26:00 <Kelevra> I didn't even know you smoked
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wr
27:00 <Kelevra> I just thought you could roll cause I couldn't 
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U and manda leaving messages on my home phone
27:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> TOMMMM WAKE UPPO
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wakkeee uppoo
27:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> then telling me to bring unguys weed
27:00 <Kelevra> yeah well isn't that what caring dipshits do, leave dodgy phone messages and whatnot
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
28:00 <Kelevra> fuck manda and I used to get so fucked up
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I aint smoked since i was 16
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Never will again
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh we all did
28:00 <Kelevra> I stopped when I was 19, manda started doing ice and I just cut all contact
28:00 <Kelevra> I did see her after mum died
29:00 <Kelevra> got totally drunk and cried and left her house lol
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> mate im gonna soap my crack and balls bbs
30:00 <Kelevra> fuck you turn me on
30:00 <Kelevra> more than aids and herpes
34:00 <Kelevra> hows about you stfu stapler
34:00 <Sutekh> haha g
34:00 <Kelevra> I've had it with your cockhead bs
35:00 <Sutekh> yeah long time ago
35:00 <Sutekh> lots of women around then hey
36:00 <Kelevra> oh god shaun
36:00 <Sutekh> haha damn give me 150 plsssss they say to you ?
36:00 <Kelevra> you're absolutely sickening when you type in the third person
37:00 <Kelevra> I imagine 3 of you
37:00 <Sutekh> yeah @ is da c00l
37:00 <Kelevra> and i just want to endmylife.org
37:00 <Kelevra> fairly sure I had about that when I had nightwalkerz and muntersinc
37:00 <Kelevra> you silly bitch
38:00 <Kelevra> now you have 46 losers..
38:00 <Kelevra> I mean users..
38:00 <Kelevra> you..
38:00 <Kelevra> no doubt.
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> G
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Remember when manda sucked your cock
38:00 <Sutekh> hehe
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Then u cock slapped her and said dirty bitch
38:00 <Kelevra> did she seriously do that shaun?
39:00 <Kelevra> well fuck it' disgusting
39:00 <Kelevra> brayden wasn't that bad
39:00 <Kelevra> I should've fucked robbie a though
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol braydens house
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahaha
40:00 <Kelevra> no stevens brother
40:00 <Kelevra> no not the tarantos
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Torrantos sosasge
40:00 <Kelevra> the arigarters
40:00 <Kelevra> or however it's spelt
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> hahahahah
40:00 <Kelevra> tony shit his pants infront of me
40:00 <Sutekh> g, when everyone was mostly 100 level, they didnt bitch fight between thmselves
41:00 <Kelevra> I'd never fuck him or his brother
41:00 <Kelevra> I think I fucked brayden cause shane and him hated eachother
41:00 <Kelevra> and it was nye
41:00 <Kelevra> yolo
41:00 <Kelevra> seriously no regrets
41:00 <Kelevra> I think he was blonde
41:00 <Kelevra> I don't fuck enough blondes..
42:00 <Kelevra> shaun I think you and lauren would've been a good match
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbl got guests
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah right, stop talking to your poo
51:00 <stapler> pong!!!!
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
52:00 <Kelevra> well you guys would have good looking babies
52:00 <Kelevra> she's married now to my knowledge so you've missed the mark
54:00 <steven> props Kelevra
55:00 <steven> :P
55:00 <Kelevra> poor her I guess
55:00 <Kelevra> you'll just have to settle with azn porn
55:00 <Kelevra> steven you should die..
56:00 <Kelevra> anyone ever shared that fact with you steven?
56:00 <Kelevra> g yeah it's splitsville forevs
56:00 <Kelevra> trust me I don't follow the kardashians but I know this shit is real
57:00 <Kelevra> you wanna go to pound town with candie?
57:00 <Kelevra> she did heroin..
57:00 <Kelevra> now she's on methadone
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiii
57:00 <blyke> hi
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> make a video tisk
57:00 <blyke> cant
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y not
57:00 <blyke> dont wanta
57:00 <stapler> pr0n?
58:00 <Kelevra> like every other dumb cunt who we hung out with
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> is that dead cat still in ur lounge room
58:00 <blyke> my cat is alive
58:00 <blyke> lols
03:00 <stapler> why do all these irc'er do hard drugs?
03:00 <Raichu> Because they're losers
03:00 <Raichu> lol
03:00 <stapler> sounds like it....
04:00 <stapler> lol
04:00 <Raichu> There's a storm coming, I can feel it.
04:00 <stapler> i wanna see the irc'ers that did well for themselves... with a million in the bank
04:00 <Raichu> stapler: They don't exist
04:00 <stapler> making good smart investments 
04:00 <stapler> how come they dont exist though?!
04:00 <stapler> ChanOP would have made something of himself if he ever got off irc
05:00 <Raichu> Because people like that who are doing well have better things to than come on IRC
05:00 <Raichu> lol
05:00 <stapler> lol i guess so
06:00 <stapler> bbs
08:00 <Kelevra> Raichu speak for yourself.. loser.
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/yC3JHk7.jpg
09:00 <stapler> y0l0!!!
09:00 <stapler> nice1
10:00 <Kelevra> fkn nerd
10:00 <Raichu> Oldskool
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii GoldSpade
11:00 <Kelevra> okay well I must be off irc, the man is due home and truly this has been the most boring experience of my life on a weekend, tozza[Mobile] keeping sharing porn dr'd pics with me cause I find them hilarious, may the force be with you all cause you're all dead shits to be this boring on a saturday
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Better to be ol skool nerd than modern nerd
12:00 <Kelevra> peace. *mic drop*
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
12:00 <DVS> Afternoon all
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dvs joins and Kelevra quits same time
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup man
12:00 <DVS> and spunkyguy lol
12:00 <stapler> gosh glad she's gone. wat a feral
12:00 <DVS> Where did kels go?
13:00 <DVS> She melting down again?
13:00 <stapler> [14:41] <Kelevra> okay well I must be off irc, the man is due home and truly this has been the most boring experience of my life on a weekend, tozza[Mobile] keeping sharing porn dr'd pics with me cause I find them hilarious, may the force be with you all cause you're all dead shits to be this boring on a saturday
13:00 <stapler> [14:42] * Kelevra ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
13:00 <stapler> [14:42] * DVS ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
13:00 <DVS> LOOOOLLLLL
13:00 <stapler> always complaining and abusing people
13:00 <DVS> Isnt she lovely
15:00 <Sally> why do they call him GoldSpade?
15:00 <Sally> Is it his nickname?
16:00 <stapler> bbs
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessss
16:00 <Sally> he seems rude to me
16:00 <Lumeah> Sup
17:00 <Raichu> lollllllllll
17:00 <Raichu> Such anger
17:00 <Raichu> Sup DVS
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> GoldSpade
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
21:00 <Sally> yes
22:00 <Raichu> [15:12:16] * Kelevra ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
22:00 <Raichu> [15:12:20] * DVS ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
22:00 <Raichu> Suss
23:00 <DVS> LOOOLLLL
23:00 <DVS> close huh
25:00 <Raichu> Tag teaming
26:00 <Raichu> DVS: You missed the fun
26:00 <Raichu> [15:03:43] <stapler> why do all these irc'er do hard drugs?
26:00 <Raichu> [15:03:53] <Raichu> Because they're losers
26:00 <Raichu> [15:08:40] <Kelevra> Raichu speak for yourself.. loser.
26:00 <Raichu> Hit a nerve..
26:00 <Lumeah> Hi sally 
27:00 <Arbition> I'm suprised the campaign against Nice1 has gone on for as long as it has
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
29:00 <YOLO> it's been funded by George Soros
29:00 <YOLO> IllUmInAti 666
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Man got guests coming ive never had over
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nit nervous
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Meant to be having a ol skool gaming session
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://i.imgur.com/CoSkO1A.jpg
31:00 <DVS> Raichu I heard lol
31:00 <DVS> She nintted it again
31:00 <DVS> nutted*
32:00 <stapler> lol
37:00 <Arbition> Ugh I don't feel like doing any more shopping g and I've only been to one store.
38:00 <DVS> Storm is here
38:00 <DVS> tozza has it hit you yet?
38:00 <DVS> It seems to be coming from Sorrento way
38:00 <DVS> So probs not
39:00 <XPCYGyBSC> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
39:00 <aWJKIJVvAFNLzJ> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
39:00 <OzCaswBHTNhNLSJM> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lol
41:00 <YOLO> [[[[[pong]]]]] is The Smartest Guy on Austnet!
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessss ppl say
41:00 <GLMdjAuZERtbB> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
43:00 <Raichu> It's pretty dark out here atm
43:00 <aMWusofIHBFx> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
43:00 <YQwODSTANFl> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
48:00 <President_Trump> props tho
48:00 <President_Trump> anyone seen jen around?
48:00 <YOLO> epic propz
54:00 <DVS> wind is coming in now
54:00 <DVS> thunder
54:00 <DVS> Dark there too?
54:00 <DVS> maybe its coming across the bay
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she prob miss pong
03:00 <TmIlDQyL> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AusNet/Sunbury rapist!
03:00 <oWDY> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AusNet/Sunbury rapist!
04:00 <TmIlDQyL> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AusNet/Sunbury rapist!
04:00 <OjCBQkOeaAa> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AusNet/Sunbury rapist!
06:00 <PwRci> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
06:00 <FQdHVFnDvJC> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
06:00 <DVS> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
07:00 <zaim> missed em
09:00 <stapler> um
09:00 <stapler> lol
10:00 <stapler> is there an AusNet/Sunbury rapist?
10:00 <DVS> Yes
10:00 <stapler> do tell?
10:00 <stapler> firstly i thought this was austnet lol
11:00 <DVS> Not according to that
11:00 <CUQEM> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
12:00 <CUQEM> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
12:00 <zzZGVCBdgTHcE> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
14:00 <DVS> LOOOOLLLLLL
24:00 <stapler> LOL
27:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Yo tozza
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
28:00 <beagle> ping ?
29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> raichu u there
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he busy eating
31:00 <President_Trump> Raichu wake up fatso
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> or maybe he busy with some women
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> and having some life
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> something that either of you don't ever experience
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nah he to fat for woman
31:00 <President_Trump> Raichu busy with some women? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> fat people make better lovers
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> maybe u n Rachu should hook up
33:00 <MuGgSY> bhahaha
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he smells like PiSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSsS
40:00 <Raichu> Sup
40:00 <Raichu> Oh, Pollock was back
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 5:37 PM <g> Is DVS = b1rd ?
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup dudes
44:00 <oko1211> only lebanese faggot gangsters live in melbourne
44:00 <Raichu> DVS isn't bird
44:00 <Raichu> lol
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know
44:00 <Raichu> xboxPoof is b1rd
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> G asked not me
44:00 <Raichu> Ah oki
45:00 <oko1211> what a shitty place
45:00 <oko1211> suck it punks
45:00 <oko1211> genocide the lebanese and italians
45:00 <oko1211> trash talking kids here
45:00 <oko1211> waste of my time afk
45:00 <Arbition> Just purchased an outfit sans the shoes
45:00 <QjXVOJkMEkkQkRf> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
45:00 <Raichu> interesting: Wakey wakey David
45:00 <Raichu> I know you're there. ;)
45:00 <HBeJMch> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
45:00 <NDZCGDUICDdpHMZG> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <Arbition> Rather enthusiastic salesman, for clothes shopping it was quite bearable.
46:00 <pVML> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <QjXVOJkMEkkQkRf> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <QZD> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <NDZCGDUICDdpHMZG> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <xCLiH> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <HBeJMch> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <LByMUI> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <PKTQoqR> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <SLYBr> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <dIuAOHBS> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <LNwaNPVX> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <WVKQZZ> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <KDWTSJSOlv> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
46:00 <Raichu> Too scared to speak, only flood via bots.
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hmmm wtf
46:00 <Raichu> Classic Pollock. :)
46:00 <Agent> Ok, we get it, the guy's a rapist, ok
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
47:00 <Raichu> It's the work of the nick interesting
47:00 <Raichu> He's over there -->
47:00 <eWZaRELFP> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
47:00 <oATEYRTBXEX> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
47:00 <UMXrfUWuDb> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
47:00 <ViUUJIRRQCJ> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
47:00 <JFNeAFG> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
47:00 <UOHKFCthXTTPP> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
47:00 <RtU> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
47:00 <CkNAODWlJseJG> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
47:00 <UTYYIBtMNUD> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
47:00 <Raichu> He's furious over something
47:00 <Raichu> lol
50:00 <Raichu> interesting: Speak up
53:00 <Nice1> he thinks people care about what he says
53:00 <Nice1> heh
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Was in the shower
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It happened again hey?
54:00 <Raichu> Yup
55:00 <xm> prippit
55:00 <Raichu> All the ircops need to do is make my name zline when said
55:00 <Raichu> It'll stop quick
56:00 <couleurs> Prippit.
56:00 <couleurs> Hi All
56:00 <xm> HiYa
56:00 <couleurs> wat up xm!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <couleurs> wear u bean
56:00 <xm> i be busy with new hobby
56:00 <xm> electronics shizz with arduino
56:00 <xm> making meself a USB midi mixer
56:00 <Tim-Sim> Hi tozza[Mobile] 
57:00 <xm> n u???????
57:00 <couleurs> oic
57:00 <xm> i will make a FiFa LED sign for u
57:00 <couleurs> SiK
58:00 <couleurs> nm just usual stuffs
58:00 <xm> speaking of tech buffs, i toasted the 4 port anker USB3
58:00 <xm> but it always had ground problems, got it from the USA
59:00 <xm> luckily it didnt fry the connected USB drives
59:00 <xm> not my data!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <couleurs> you could've been kill........
59:00 <xm> death by USB
00:00 <couleurs> United States of Boobs.
00:00 <xm> Universal Serial (Killer) Bus!!!! 
00:00 <couleurs> xD
00:00 <xm> >_<
00:00 <President_Trump> props tho
01:00 <xm> it be lunch tiem
01:00 <couleurs> ok by
01:00 <couleurs> c u next month
01:00 <President_Trump> i too might have a shower soon
03:00 <xm> lolllll
03:00 <xm> found ravioli
03:00 <xm> cya suckaz
04:00 <xm> it was made more than a week ago. if i die from food poisoning keep my nick alive k. password is ^hardcore^IRC^user^til^i^die69
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup tim
05:00 <couleurs> ok np
13:00 <Raichu> Lwaxana: You missed the fun
16:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv_hGITmNuo&feature=youtu.be&t=75
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "THE FORCE AWAKENS: A Bad Lip Reading" (Featuring Mark Hamill as Han Solo) (Apr 6, 2017) Length: 5:59 - Category: Comedy - 2,025,843 views views - 78,219 likes (97.9%), dislikes (2.1%)
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lwaxana i have a question do you have a daughter in star fleet?
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> raichu
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> U active for a bit?
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Deanna troi
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Theron my nigha
17:00 <TheRon> i'm not from niger
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> how r ya
17:00 <Raichu> Yeah im here
17:00 <Raichu> lol
17:00 <TheRon> alright, cold wet and windy outside
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i gotta drive to warburton soon
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So far
18:00 <couleurs> lols i neva seen that 1 still
18:00 <couleurs> or the new 1
18:00 <Raichu> Enjoy that lol
18:00 <TheRon> getting a root?
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah seeing my friend I barely visit
18:00 <Lwaxana> tozza: yes
18:00 <Lwaxana> Raichu: I didnt
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ha i knew it
18:00 <TheRon> friend or "friend"?
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice do u still hold the sacred challis of reeks?
19:00 <couleurs> hi ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Cath^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
19:00 <Tim-Sim> He treated IRC as a weapon, when really it was a cure
19:00 <Raichu> lol
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wooooo
19:00 <TheRon> sounds nerdy
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> it is
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh its riix lol
19:00 <TheRon> beer me!
19:00 <Lwaxana> yes
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol awesome
20:00 <Cath^> um hi
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tng is great
20:00 <Lwaxana> yes
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im re doing ds9 at the mo
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ben sisko is a good person
20:00 <Raichu> mmmm beer
21:00 <stapler> hi ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Cath^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
21:00 <Cath^> hi stapler
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ouch
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She musnt like ds9
22:00 <TheRon> i need a soul revivial,i'm learning the art of survival
23:00 <couleurs> hey he just copy me greeting
23:00 <President_Trump> she has turned her back on the fleet
25:00 <Sutekh> lol
25:00 <Raichu> Here's Polly
26:00 <Cath^> lol
26:00 <Cath^> cause i can
26:00 <President_Trump> Sutekh is polly? thought so
26:00 <Sutekh> haha
26:00 <Sutekh> polly want a cracker
26:00 <TheRon> polly want a cracker?
26:00 <President_Trump> if polly remembered to look under the tree he wouldnt be in this mess
27:00 <Sutekh> thats right trump
27:00 <Raichu> loollllll
27:00 <TheRon> polly says her back hurts, perhaps i should get off her
28:00 <Cath^> yeahnot too shabby
28:00 <Cath^> stapler sex
28:00 <Cath^> ouch
30:00 <Cath^> :/
30:00 <ODHXrMPIuLDwT> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
30:00 <DMIEIEPRBoLKTr> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
30:00 <DVS> lOOOLLLLL
30:00 <hwFKV> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
31:00 <DVS> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
31:00 <DVS> pollu
31:00 <steven> LoL
31:00 <Nice1> -noexpire lol..as if thats gonna stop him
31:00 <Arbition> yeah but why
31:00 <steven> hi Nice1
31:00 <DVS> What would you do then Nice1?
31:00 <steven> you still upset?
31:00 <Arbition> does he even interact anymore? Why the sudden bollocks
32:00 <DVS> Tell g how to keep the polly flood bots ou
32:00 <DVS> t
32:00 <HNFstHSAXTD> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
32:00 <DMGOPYIUiOstvW> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
32:00 <Nice1> there's nothing you can do
32:00 <mrwuf> saturdays r particularly more difficult for the antisocial, very lonely time 
32:00 <QNy> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
32:00 <DVS> Sure there is Nice1
32:00 <DVS> You just dont know
32:00 <steven> Nice1 is a irc noob
32:00 <DVS> Yes
32:00 <DVS> Nice1 is a loser
32:00 <Cath^> o.o
32:00 <DVS> GoldSpade
32:00 <steven> aka Goldpedo
33:00 <DVS> We are going to get a Nice1 / GoldSpade flood soon
33:00 <Nice1> see there is things that can work
33:00 <DVS> I can feel it
33:00 <steven> what works Nice1?
33:00 <TheRon> currently the carlton v essendon score stands at 0-0
34:00 <Nice1> not you thats for sure
34:00 <steven> haha
34:00 <DVS> Thats not a good answer Nice1
34:00 <steven> i do work, so what else have you got champ ?
34:00 <steven> ps, i dont collect trolleys
34:00 <DVS> IGA
34:00 <TheRon> we have 9 mins left in the final quarter
34:00 <President_Trump> 0-0?
34:00 <LTSOwSHFcTN> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
35:00 <Nice1> no you collect firewood
35:00 <steven> firewood ?
35:00 <steven> why are you making up lies son?
35:00 <Nice1> dont need to lie
35:00 <TheRon> President_Trump: being a bit facetious 
35:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> `adduser raichu 190
36:00 <steven> ok good, was your old nickname GoldSpade?
36:00 <Nice1> is your alt nick asshole
36:00 <Nice1> I think it is
36:00 <Nice1> yes it is
36:00 <steven> yeah it is
36:00 <steven> was yours goldspadE?
36:00 <Nice1> see im right
36:00 <Nice1> heh
36:00 <TheRon> 50-40 in the last quarter
37:00 <DVS> LOOLLLL @ Nice1
37:00 <DVS> Nice1 is so dull it actually gets to me
37:00 <DVS> LOOOOLLLLLL
37:00 <DVS> GoldSpade where is lumeah?
37:00 <DVS> negative
37:00 <TheRon> You've been hanging with the nicest people Hammerhead Some silken slip of evil Hammerhead
37:00 <President_Trump> what happened to everyone being equal?
38:00 <Nice1> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list (best for both of us)
38:00 <DVS> LOOOOOOLLLLLLL
38:00 <steven> hahaha
38:00 <DVS> Back on the iggy
38:00 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
38:00 <Nice1> well there you go
38:00 <TheRon> always wondered mhat james reyne was singing
39:00 <steven> feel special?
39:00 <Nice1> alot more than you
39:00 <steven> i doubt that
39:00 <Nice1> you think what you want
39:00 <Nice1> doesnt worry me steven
39:00 <TgX> Raichu/Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist!
39:00 <steven> what doesnt ?
39:00 <Nice1> ahh shit
40:00 <Nice1> what you think steven. I do not care what you think
40:00 <Nice1> steven
40:00 <steven> LoL
40:00 <steven> any luck on a irc relationship?
41:00 <Nice1> maybe breaker has comeback
41:00 <Nice1> he used to do that shit
41:00 <DVS> LOOOOLLLLL @ Nice1
41:00 <Cath^> me? i just break e-hearts ;p
41:00 <DVS> How dull
41:00 <DVS> f course its breaker
41:00 <Nice1> pussys
41:00 <steven> breaker = interesting
41:00 <steven> dvs isnt b1rd
41:00 <DVS> lol im not b1rd
41:00 <TheRon> are all these people on Trump's banned lsit??
41:00 <TheRon> list
42:00 <Nice1> she wont hurt you g
42:00 <DVS> She has come to stop the polly
42:00 <Cath^> big night g!!
42:00 <Cath^> lol
42:00 <steven> she has ran out of people to zline in #sydney so she is here now
42:00 <stapler> i can never get into the channels Lwaxana uses since i dont care to register a nickname
42:00 <Cath^> you wish
43:00 <Tim-Sim> It's raining cats and dogs here
43:00 <steven> haha
43:00 <steven> i thought i was mean >:P
43:00 <steven> fuck me
43:00 <President_Trump> Raichu just flooding the server himself pretending to be pollock to get ops, his usual trick
43:00 <Raichu> lol
44:00 <steven> your 2 of me
44:00 <Arbition> shew
44:00 <steven> im 70kgs
44:00 <Arbition> you're not quite two of me
44:00 <Arbition> Evening g
44:00 <Arbition> Yeah, I'm just happy I got a new suit
44:00 <Arbition> good mood
44:00 <Cath^> wtf lol
45:00 <Arbition> it's because I was dribbling depression last night
45:00 <Cath^> sure sure
45:00 <Arbition> phew
45:00 <Cath^> seeeee
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 'deluser raichu
45:00 <TheRon> maybe this list is saving the jews from the gas chamber
45:00 <Raichu> :)
46:00 <Arbition> staaaaahp it
46:00 <Cath^> which part were you joking about lol?
46:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyEEOxDTCRM
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> no fuckwit, he did not ask for ops, he was just being useful and helpful as I am driving
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Love Over Gold + lyrics (May 11, 2010) Length: 6:17 - Category: Music - 657,861 views views - 2,070 likes (98.4%), 34 dislikes (1.6%)
47:00 <beagle> hi
47:00 <Cath^> would you like me less ?
47:00 <Arbition> What if people on IRC were all cool. How could we ever take ourselves down many notches
47:00 <Cath^> good answer
48:00 <mrwuf> then we lock the doors
48:00 <Cath^> c'mon man...i'm cool as Arbition ;p
48:00 <mrwuf> and light the fire
48:00 <Arbition> Some people are allowed to be cool
48:00 <stapler> im cool
48:00 <stapler> Arbition is cool too
48:00 <Arbition> but we gotta have scapegoats and then call us all shitty
48:00 <President_Trump> i dont see where i said he asked
48:00 <President_Trump> props tho
49:00 <Arbition> no
49:00 <Arbition> School is too cool for me
49:00 <TheRon> ELO - telephone line
50:00 <Arbition> nah my mum picked a good high school for me
50:00 <Arbition> I've been pretty lucky
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Driving too
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pissing down
52:00 <Arbition> Hm, I should go somewhere tonight
52:00 <Arbition> dunno where though
52:00 <Cath^> where are you?
52:00 <Arbition> Adelaide
52:00 <beagle> hello neighbour
52:00 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/gallery/6Hjl6
52:00 <Arbition> lol
52:00 <Cath^> can't help you there
52:00 <Cath^> i've never been there
53:00 <beagle> i live in adelaide, but ive been to queensland and victoria
53:00 <Arbition> It's alright, not super vibrant outside of mad march.
53:00 <beagle> i have lots of rellies over there in melbourne, mum was born there 
53:00 <beagle> say hi to them for me
53:00 <TheRon> sideways rain here
53:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I'm going to all you can eat pizza hut
53:00 <President_Trump> do they still have them? take some pics of teh food please
53:00 <President_Trump> upload them later
53:00 <President_Trump> if anyone asks what u are doing say u are taking pics for President_Trump
53:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ok hahaha
53:00 <TheRon> no sir don't take the steam tray.....
54:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/x93yla1.jpg
54:00 <Arbition> didn't work out then eh
54:00 <Raichu> Theres one in ballarat
54:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yes 3 left in Vic
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/k1Jvq7u0/51341724096__8B2343D2-C2EA-4446-932A-A82E86F6F98D.mp4
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The works
55:00 <TheRon> i like la porchetta better
56:00 <beagle> Arbition are you in northern adelaide burbs
56:00 <Arbition> no
56:00 <beagle> south east hills ?
56:00 <Arbition> north west past port adelaide
56:00 <beagle> oh oh
56:00 <beagle> yeah 
56:00 <beagle> i know area
56:00 <beagle> i went to tafe around there
56:00 <Arbition> Maritime thing?
56:00 <beagle> lol yes
56:00 <beagle> that oval tafe
57:00 <Arbition> yeah I know the one. Was a voting place there once
57:00 <beagle> do you watch 44 adelaide
57:00 <Arbition> no
57:00 <beagle> i watched it all morning
57:00 <beagle> theyre obsessed with cars
57:00 <beagle> n fishin
57:00 <TheRon> you got to slow down, sweet talkin' woman.....
59:00 <beagle> i lived in blackwood , and had to take train to port adelaide for tafe
59:00 <beagle> for 8 months
59:00 <kelly19> hi
00:00 <Arbition> fair hike
01:00 <mrwuf> I have nipples could you milk me, greg
01:00 <Glenn> <*cough*>
01:00 <Cath^> sigh
01:00 <beagle> :/
01:00 <Arbition> something up?
01:00 <TheRon> i turn to stone when you are gone, i turn to stone
02:00 <Raichu> lol
03:00 <Cath^> nup
06:00 <beagle> i loved the train
06:00 <beagle> was a long treck
06:00 <TheRon> holy duck!
06:00 <DuckDodgers> :)
08:00 <TheRon> amelia: iBiZa[Mobile]  is going to all you can eat pizza hut, you jealous?
08:00 <amelia> i thought they closed all the diner pizza huts
08:00 <TheRon> 3 in vic
08:00 <amelia> well well well
10:00 <Raichu> No wonder you're so jolly TheRon
10:00 <Raichu> One near you lol
10:00 <TheRon> yes!
11:00 <ChanOP> MassDeop requested by g
11:00 <ChanOP> MassDevoice requested by g
14:00 <Glenn> !seen b1rd
16:00 <Glenn> !time
16:00 <Cath^> !broken
16:00 <Cath^> o.0
16:00 <Cath^> lolz
16:00 <Glenn> :P
16:00 <Glenn> !blonde
17:00 <Cath^> can you move me away from Sutekh pls
17:00 <Glenn> -lx-  What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
18:00 <Cath^> :o
18:00 <Cath^> Glenn!!!!!
18:00 <Cath^> sheesh
18:00 <Glenn> Wot... who, moi?
19:00 <Cath^> ;p
20:00 <Cath^> g
20:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqM3P7LziIc
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Promises Baby its you (official video) (Dec 11, 2010) Length: 3:43 - Category: Music - 815,879 views views - 2,966 likes (97.4%), 78 dislikes (2.6%)
20:00 <TheRon> check out the boobs
21:00 <Cath^> ffs!
21:00 <Tim-Sim> Just finished watching Season 1 of Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey with Neil deGrasse Tyson
22:00 <TheRon> sounds nerdy
22:00 <TheRon> did it have boobs?
22:00 <amelia> degrassi high
23:00 <Tim-Sim> It is a aimed at a family audience, like the original Cosmos series by Carl Sagan who Neil deGrasse Tyson holds a lot of affection
23:00 <TheRon> so sad i used to watch that
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Carl Sagan was a good man 
25:00 <Nice1> oh no
25:00 <Nice1> Cath^ doesnt like sex jokes it seems
26:00 <Nice1> lisa do you like sex jokes
26:00 <Glenn> Hi lisa! :)
26:00 <lisa> hi Glenn :)
26:00 <steven> this is for you Nice1 > http://prntscr.com/etw056
26:00 <lisa> i missed couleurs so i thought i'd drop by
26:00 <steven> what about me
27:00 <steven> gosh
27:00 <Nice1> no no steven. Not clicking on your link. You cant be trusted
27:00 <Cath^> Nice1 are you for real?
27:00 <lisa> sure, you too steven
27:00 <steven> :P
27:00 <Nice1> whasty
27:00 <steven> its just a picture of me Nice1
27:00 <Cath^> must you have an opinion about everything i say?
27:00 <Nice1> I dont give a shit about you fake pic steven
27:00 <steven> fake pic ?
27:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I'm at all u can ear
27:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> pizza but baby
27:00 <Agent> I just had pizza hit delivered
27:00 <Agent> hut
27:00 <Raichu> Pizza hit lol
28:00 <Nice1> yes
28:00 <steven> LoooooooooL
28:00 <steven> want me to hold a sign saying nice1 is a loser?
28:00 <lisa> cute fake pic
28:00 <Nice1> do you what you want steven
28:00 <steven> will it still be fake?
28:00 <Nice1> dont give a shit
28:00 <Nice1> even lisa things you are fake
28:00 <steven> hahahaha
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> everyone her3 is fat
29:00 <lisa> nah not really
29:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/nuoA2N2.gifv bird strike
29:00 <lisa> seems kosher to me
29:00 <steven> i have skyped people from this network
29:00 <lisa> steven and i bonded over ops issues
29:00 <Nice1> lol
29:00 <steven> yeah me and lisa are tight
29:00 <steven> :P
29:00 <Cath^> too hawt for irc steven ;p
29:00 <Nice1> whatever that means
29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> just burned my tounge
29:00 <Raichu> Insta karma
29:00 <Raichu> lol
29:00 <TheRon> it's gonna get you
29:00 <amelia> that's wot u get for not letting it cool down u fatty
29:00 <TheRon> gonna rush you right off your feet
30:00 <steven> stop making Nice1 jelous god!
30:00 <Nice1> jealous of you?
30:00 <steven> seems that way
30:00 <Nice1> that will be the year
30:00 <steven> you even said amelia hated me
30:00 <Nice1> she does hate you
30:00 <Nice1> so I do I!
30:00 <steven> you want to see the conversation we had about it ?
30:00 <Cath^> lol
30:00 <DVS> LOOOOLLLLLLL
30:00 <Nice1> no I dont steven
30:00 <TheRon> i've just had a shot of drink to jog my thoughts
30:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> xox
31:00 <lisa> wait, i thought steven and amelia were bffs
31:00 <Nice1> I told you. you have nothing good to say
31:00 <steven> we are
31:00 <lisa> ok good
31:00 <steven> Nice1 has made up some crap in his head that she hates me
31:00 <Nice1> I dont know how many times I have to keep repeating it steven
31:00 <steven> i dont hate you Nice1.. i just think you have issues
31:00 <DVS> Nice1 is a well known liar
31:00 <DVS> compulsive
31:00 <Tim-Sim> iBiZa[Mobile]: are you fat?
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> no
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> bit of a pot
31:00 <Tim-Sim> iBiZa[Mobile]: are you here?
32:00 <Nice1> I do have issues
32:00 <Nice1> so what
32:00 <steven> why do you take them out on me ?
32:00 <lisa> we all have issues
32:00 <Nice1> alot of people in life do
32:00 <mrwuf> https://gfycat.com/AridNaturalHarborporpoise
32:00 <beagle> i need a shave
32:00 <lisa> itherwise we wouldn't be on irc
32:00 <steven> amelia is online now
32:00 <lisa> in 2017
32:00 <Nice1> because you love to bait
32:00 <steven> amelia do you hate me ?
32:00 <steven> how do i bait ?
32:00 <lisa> i heard you have an incredibly cute hound steven
32:00 <Nice1> is that a trick question
32:00 <steven> masturbate is about the most baiting i do
32:00 <President_Trump> just get pics of the fatties
32:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> huh
32:00 <TheRon> i'm a hard drinking pissing sinking little aussie no worries matey how they hanging mega bloke
32:00 <amelia> iBiZa[Mobile] post a pic
33:00 <Nice1> hehehe
33:00 <mrwuf> did u get the job steven
33:00 <amelia> i hate chu
33:00 <Nice1> thats because you cant get it anymore
33:00 <Nice1> steven
33:00 <steven> cant get it?
33:00 <DVS> Nice1 have you asked amelia if she likes your 'sex jokes' yet?
33:00 <Cath^> lol
33:00 <steven> im sure i can get sex 
33:00 <Nice1> me too!
33:00 <lisa> i'm sure too
33:00 <steven> i do have a good looking dog =p
33:00 <amelia> the last thing i want to envision is Nice1 naked
33:00 <President_Trump> we want pics of the pizza and the fatties
34:00 <steven> amelia Nice1 thinks you hate me
34:00 <Nice1> not a pretty sight
34:00 <Nice1> I agree
34:00 <amelia> i dont hate steven
34:00 <amelia> I hate Nice1
34:00 <steven> ok good, we have that sorted
34:00 <beagle> ive never had problem with em
34:00 <lisa> pwned
34:00 <Nice1> I dont hate amelia
34:00 <steven> :P
34:00 <beagle> i dont stay around much lol , im always playing games or on phone , irc just sits there in background
34:00 <lisa> same beagle
34:00 <Raichu> Tim-Sim and iBiZa[Mobile] are on a date?
34:00 <TheRon> i've been watching have you been paying attention? on youtube, it's a pisser of a show
34:00 <TheRon> funnier than good news week ever was
34:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> mmm the desert bar
35:00 <beagle> im on the phone right now
35:00 <lisa> someone pm'd me and reminded me it was open
35:00 <lisa> so i was like, let's visit #melbourne for old times' sake
35:00 <Nice1> nah I dont hate you steveo...how can you hate someone you've never met
35:00 <beagle> yeah this channel is really old
35:00 <steven> you make up alot of lies about me
35:00 <beagle> its as old as the wind and the trees
35:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> chocolate moose
35:00 <President_Trump> awful show
35:00 <TheRon> do these sound the actions of a man that had all he could eat??
35:00 <TheRon> President_Trump: which one?
36:00 <steven> no idea why you do that
36:00 <lisa> speaking of, where is tozza
36:00 <beagle> for years and years i was getting drunk chatting on #melbourne here
36:00 <beagle> and nothing changed :P
36:00 <beagle> im drinkin wine
36:00 <lisa> CHEERS
36:00 <Nice1> nothing will ever change when it comes to irc
36:00 <lisa> beer #4
36:00 <beagle> cheers lisa
36:00 <steven> im drinking orange juice
36:00 <beagle> i have lots orange juice
36:00 <beagle> im drinking the wine straight
37:00 <lisa> lol
37:00 <lisa> hardcore
37:00 <beagle> oh not really
37:00 <Cath^> what do you want changed Nice1 ?
37:00 <beagle> not for me lisa im used to it
37:00 <lisa> orange juice gives me oesophageal reflux :/
37:00 <Nice1> get rid of steveo
37:00 <lisa> drinking my beer straight too
37:00 <steven> ?
37:00 <beagle> i prefer LIME CORDIAL with my wine than oj
37:00 <Nice1> heheh jk
37:00 <steven> i can just leave
37:00 <steven> doesnt bother me
37:00 <Cath^> why?
37:00 <Nice1> ok bye
37:00 <lisa> no don't leave
37:00 <Nice1> no leave
37:00 <Nice1> heh
37:00 <lisa> you're like 1 of 4 ppl here that are normal
37:00 <Cath^> so much hate
37:00 <lisa> me included
37:00 <TheRon> gary numan - cars
38:00 <steven> hahaha
38:00 <Nice1> wha
38:00 <Cath^> lol
38:00 <steven> thanks
38:00 <lisa> you know it's true
38:00 <Nice1> who is normal...are there normal ppl on irc?
38:00 <mrwuf> I'm the other 3
38:00 <beagle> i used to chat on my phone a really old htc touch hd in my car drinking whiskey chatting in here
38:00 <steven> i think Nice1 is the only one who dislikes me
38:00 <lisa> i'm normal
38:00 <beagle> i still have the htc touch hd
38:00 <lisa> mrwuf: touche
38:00 <steven> maybe a few others
38:00 <Nice1> nah nah steveo...you have have a hack pack on your #nerds channel
38:00 <amelia> i disliked steven for about 4x days when he tricked me into clicking b1rds ugly dick pic
39:00 <steven> hahaha
39:00 <mrwuf> normal is a relative judgement, meaning people like yourself are deemed normal
39:00 <amelia> we went thru a rough patch but came out @ the end much stronger
39:00 <lisa> i'm trying to decide between oven fries (crinkle cut) or grilled cheese sandwich
39:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> wtf
39:00 <Nice1> amelia you went out with the guy for 7 fucking years
39:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> bird has a dick pic
39:00 <steven> deformed dick pic
39:00 <lisa> how can you not know about the dick pic
39:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ameloa did u date bird
39:00 <amelia> Nice1 and?
39:00 <amelia> no
39:00 <beagle> this wine is making me feel relaxed
39:00 <amelia> not b1rd
39:00 <mrwuf> if you walk into hell and feel at home, bigger problems happening 
39:00 <lisa> iBiZa[Mobile] is showing how out of touch he is
39:00 <amelia> do u think im crazy
39:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> whooo
39:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> TheWJM
39:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
39:00 <lisa> i was only here for like 2 weeks and even I know about that
39:00 <President_Trump>  have you been paying attention TheRon
39:00 <President_Trump> isnt that the old show on channel 10 with those D grade comedians?
39:00 <TheRon> i reckon it's great
40:00 <Nice1> crazy to go out with him 
40:00 <Nice1> jk
40:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Haha I habe a life lisa I don't follow much on irc
40:00 <steven> ahhaaha
40:00 <lisa> yeah so let people who are here a lot look after it
40:00 <lisa> you tool
40:00 <lisa> :D
40:00 <mrwuf> lisa have you tried those hot bandit potato wedges with sour cream and diced spring onions, tasty
40:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> xxx
40:00 <lisa> nah i like the naked ones mrwuf
40:00 <lisa> old skool
41:00 <Tim-Sim> fuck this I'm gettin doughnuts 
41:00 <lisa> lol
41:00 <Cath^> i want donuts!
41:00 <Cath^> eff you Tim-Sim ;p
42:00 <TheRon> President_Trump: which comedians would you like to see on the show?
43:00 <Arbition> ok. Time to decide what to do where to go
43:00 <lisa> well i'm already bored, that took less time than expected
43:00 <TheRon> col elliot?
43:00 <TheRon> rodney rude?
43:00 <President_Trump> i dont like the format or the talent on the show
44:00 <lisa> have a good night, fellow humans
44:00 <lisa> muah
44:00 <steven> ahaa
44:00 <steven> rekt
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> maybe u should get on a treadmill
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> if u so bored
44:00 <Arbition> Hm, Belgian Beer Cafe
44:00 <TheRon> simple format
44:00 <President_Trump> my idea for a good show would be a business man who gets recruits to go out on assignments, he then gets them all in a boardroom and tells the weakest performers 'you're fired'
45:00 <amelia> she's not fat
45:00 <steven> you seen her?
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> if she over 50kg
45:00 <steven> HAHA
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> she Fat
45:00 <steven> do you like midgets?
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> love em
45:00 <Arbition> lol
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> walking blow jobs
45:00 <TheRon> dear god!
46:00 <amelia> yeah i seen her, shes posted few pics
46:00 <Cath^> :o
46:00 <steven> does a 50kg chick want a 150kg guy on them tho?
46:00 <steven> LoLs
46:00 <steven> Sally is back
46:00 <steven> :P
46:00 <Sally> Evening peeps :P
46:00 <Sally> steven!!!
46:00 <Sally> Hiiiii
46:00 <Sally> :D
46:00 <steven> hey babe
47:00 <steven> one babe joins one babe leaves
47:00 <steven> keke
47:00 <Sally> Wassss goin onnnnn?
47:00 <steven> nuffin much chillin
47:00 <Sally> There was another babe here?!
47:00 <steven> you still playing xbox?
47:00 <Sally> Yip :D
47:00 <steven> nerd
47:00 <Sally> Wow thiss channel has life again :D
47:00 <Sally> nerd?
47:00 <amelia> AHHAHAHA
48:00 <Sally> Me?
48:00 <Sally> pffft :p
48:00 <Sally> you can talk!
48:00 <steven> haha
48:00 <Sally> Whats on the agenda for this weekend?!
48:00 <Tim-Sim> Lol
49:00 <steven> just chilling with Nice1
49:00 <Sally> hehe
49:00 <Sally> Hi there Nice1!
49:00 <Sally> You a friend of stevo?
49:00 <steven> best friends
49:00 <steven> on days ending with Y
49:00 <Tim-Sim> Fast forward 10 years, replace weakest performers with weakest government, then fires them
49:00 <President_Trump> have u seen donald jnr is going to run for new york mayor possibly against crooked hillary
50:00 <Sally> oooerrr
50:00 <Sally> man crush
50:00 <Cath^> lol
50:00 <Sally> Bmf's 4 lyf3
50:00 <Sally> thanks for the voice tozza!
50:00 <TheRon> her's an idea past president apprentice
51:00 <Tim-Sim> it's a bot Sally, a bot
51:00 <Tim-Sim> ...
52:00 <Tim-Sim> you talk, you get voiced
52:00 <Tim-Sim> Sally, 
52:00 <Tim-Sim> do you like Krispey Kremes?
52:00 <Tim-Sim> thanks for the voice Tozza
53:00 <Sally> Hey there Tim-Sim
53:00 <Sally> I love ze kremes
55:00 <TheRon> President_Trump: when was the last time trump paid any tax??
57:00 <Sally> timmy trumpet?
57:00 <President_Trump> lols
57:00 <President_Trump> PONG IS A GOOD MAN
57:00 <Sally> Hi President_Trump!
57:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> fuck me dead
57:00 <President_Trump> u sound like u watch a lot of cnn (fake news)
57:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I feel sick as fuck
57:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> after smashing 12 slices
57:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> and 2 deserts
58:00 <President_Trump> hi Sally u new here?
58:00 <Sally> I been here before a long while ago!
58:00 <President_Trump> props tho
58:00 <Sally> props to you too!
58:00 <steven> where is the b1rdman
58:00 <TheRon> fat bastard
59:00 <President_Trump> have you seen my gf jen around?
59:00 <Sally> b1rdman hiding out
59:00 <Sally> anotherirc3r is a nice chick
59:00 <steven> indeed she is
59:00 <Sally> shes my sister from another mister
59:00 <Cath^> 12 slices of what?
00:00 <Arbition> I like how President_Trump had to clarify that it is definately fake
00:00 <Agent> Pizza
00:00 <Agent> He's at pizza hut
00:00 <Cath^> wtf
01:00 <President_Trump> Arbition it is really irritating me the way you always spell definitely wrong
01:00 <Cath^> step away from you mobile device iBiZa[Mobile]  sheesh
01:00 <Arbition> yep, it is one of the words I get wrong all the time
01:00 <Arbition> I'm also bad with ie and ei
01:00 <Cath^> lol Trump me too
01:00 <TheRon> penny wong and wrong are synonomous
02:00 <Cath^> it's alway ie except after a c..you're welcome :D
02:00 <President_Trump> Arbition i had to clarify because a lot of people still think it's real
03:00 <Arbition> I don't watch CNN, it is US news
03:00 <Tim-Sim> iBiZa[Mobile]: top it off with a Powerade 
03:00 <President_Trump> Arbition it is not news, it is fiction
04:00 <Arbition> w/e I don't watch it
06:00 <Tim-Sim> President_Trump:  do you like Noam Chomsky?
06:00 <Tim-Sim> I am guessing you don't
07:00 <Tim-Sim> But he also believes the mainstream news is a propaganda tool to reinforce the power and ideas of the government
08:00 <Arbition> Certainly
08:00 <Arbition> remember how Occupy was reported
09:00 <TheRon> can anybody see the hypocrisy in andrew bolt calling abc biased??
09:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes
09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> question us
09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> do i smash a cheeky
09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> zinger burger
09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> on the way home
10:00 <Tim-Sim> No
10:00 <TheRon> if you're clive palmer, yes
10:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> wish this client could take photos
10:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Palmer palms Palmer
10:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> is worth a billion
10:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> U seen that song
10:00 <TheRon> nope
11:00 <Tim-Sim> You should go to the supermarket and by some digestive enzymes 
11:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/WyFA4JATkeA
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clive Palmer Music Video on 92.9 (Apr 2, 2014) Length: 1:49 - Category: People & Blogs - 153,093 views views - 220 likes (70.7%), 91 dislikes (29.3%)
11:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> get ready to laugh
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I think it's gold
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Palmer would be the Trump of Australia
13:00 <TheRon> bob katter
14:00 <President_Trump> palmer is failed politician tho
15:00 <President_Trump> very poor comparison
15:00 <TheRon> bit too early to say trump isnt
15:00 <President_Trump> spose so, look at Obongo
16:00 <TheRon> trump banned all these countries from coming to america, he didn't even ban the dangerous ones, like saudi arabia and iran
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Raichu
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> do u look like palmer
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> [[[[[pong]]]]],
16:00 <President_Trump> TheRon they were obamas list of countries that he had banned
17:00 <President_Trump> so u should ask him why he didnt ban them
17:00 <Tim-Sim> The countries were already designated as countries that are dangerous
17:00 <TheRon> i mean if your banning countries that are saudi arabia is pretty dangerous
17:00 <Raichu> wot
18:00 <Tim-Sim> They had not yet paid massive amounts to the Clinton Foundation
18:00 <TheRon> osama didn't come there or nothing
18:00 <President_Trump> TheRon u need to ask Obongo why he didnt ban saudi arabia
18:00 <TheRon> buck doesn't stop with trump?
19:00 <President_Trump> so u are disappointed Obozo didnt ban them?
19:00 <TheRon> trump doesn't know what his own ppl are doing?
19:00 <President_Trump> interesting
19:00 <President_Trump> what ppl?
20:00 <couleurs> hi ame how was ping pong practice 
20:00 <TheRon> his adisors
20:00 <TheRon> advisors
20:00 <President_Trump> u watching more fake news?
20:00 <President_Trump> let me guess 30 second clip on channel 7 news?
20:00 <Nice1> all lies
21:00 <amelia> good thnx they promoted me to wicket keeper, n u?
21:00 <couleurs> beesketball was good 2, i'm bee keeper now babey
21:00 <Nice1> not fake just lies
21:00 <TheRon> none of the countries he banned actually bombed america or it's interests
21:00 <Glenn> Fake lies... even worse :P
21:00 <Nice1> yes Glenn
22:00 <couleurs> do da ron ron
22:00 <amelia> nicewun
22:00 <President_Trump> TheRon as i said, u will have to ask Obama, it is his list
22:00 <TheRon> to me its all a move to appear hardarsed when in reality......
22:00 <President_Trump> why was there no outrage then? lol
22:00 <TheRon> there was
22:00 <TheRon> what were you watching?
22:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:00 <couleurs> yea n u?
23:00 <Tim-Sim> It is Obamas list, this is true. Obama had also banned people arriving from Iran before too. Nobody gave a shit back then though. Don't know why they care all of a sudden Trump does it
23:00 <TheRon> you're the voice try and understand it
24:00 <amelia> same
24:00 <couleurs> good 1
24:00 <amelia> thank u
24:00 <TheRon> cats beat the dees
24:00 <couleurs> go da dees
25:00 <couleurs> i got a papper cut on me thumb near the join it's annoying af
25:00 <amelia> band aid
25:00 <couleurs> kinda like when Nice1 joins every channel i'm in and starts typing
25:00 <amelia> lollll
26:00 <couleurs> MiCkeY^MoUsE_BaND^AiD
26:00 <Tim-Sim> But I also believe he should have banned people arriving from Saudi Arabia too
26:00 <TheRon> they have oil
26:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes
27:00 <President_Trump> they have big donations coming in to the Obama Foundation
27:00 <Tim-Sim> They also paid the Clinton Foundation $20 million dollars
27:00 <Arbition> Saudi Arabia has been an ally of the US for a while, the US point of presence amongst the Arab world
27:00 <Arbition> Even though the likes of Iran are more progressive than Saudi
28:00 <TheRon> saudi arabia is where most of the terrorist attacks have come from
28:00 <President_Trump> iran and the US have had bad relations since the revolution
28:00 <Tim-Sim> They removed involvement of the Saudi Arabia from the Nist report on 911
28:00 <Arbition> Which would explain why they picked Saudi
28:00 <Arbition> I'm sure there's some corporate dealings too
28:00 <Arbition> Certainly makes for a convenient terrorist base considering the broader political ties
30:00 <Glenn> Thunder storm has arrived. I have a little doggie telling me all about it :P
30:00 <TheRon> folks i'd like to sing a song about the american dream................
30:00 <TheRon> Nice1: we built this city on rock and roll
31:00 <Nice1> dumbest song of all time apparently TheRon
31:00 <Nice1> or worst song 
31:00 <TheRon> rebecca black
31:00 <Nice1> I think its alright myself
31:00 <President_Trump> what is your favourite song Nice1?
31:00 <Nice1> ummm
31:00 <Nice1> gee I got alot of favourite songs
32:00 <TheRon> green day - longview
32:00 <Nice1> I dont know President_Trump
32:00 <Nice1> too many
33:00 <Agent> Sup fools
33:00 <Nice1> I like most music...but not rap or hip hop
33:00 <TheRon> smokey robinson?
33:00 <Nice1> dont know much about smokey
33:00 <TheRon> tears of a clown
33:00 <President_Trump> https://i.redditmedia.com/vAMlz0cUQveW_V0g-WC2b_9Ltos93CVdeXqrnVXDHiY.png?w=701&s=3eb67fc606ba3fb6ddacfa24cf3711a5
34:00 <TheRon> i'm an asshole
34:00 <Agent> Sometimes I park
34:00 <Agent> In handicapped spaces
34:00 <Agent> While handicapped people
34:00 <Agent> Make handicapped faces
34:00 <TheRon> tracks of my tears
34:00 <TheRon> off platoon
35:00 <Nice1> shout shout let it all out
36:00 <TheRon> these are the things we can do without
36:00 <TheRon> c'mon
36:00 <Nice1> thats one of my favourties President_Trump
36:00 <Nice1> hheh
36:00 <amelia> stay away from me steven
37:00 <steven> hahahahaa
37:00 <steven> stop private messaging me
37:00 <TheRon> President_Trump: you like oliver stone's work on Platoon
37:00 <Tim-Sim> Lol President_Trump 
37:00 <steven> im sick of this online stalkin
37:00 <amelia> you are not a nice person
37:00 <Nice1> steven you are al bully
37:00 <amelia> yes he is
37:00 <steven> LoL
37:00 <Nice1> steveo has no  empathy 
38:00 <Raichu> I see Pollock was on
38:00 <Raichu> lolol
38:00 <steven> that is true
38:00 <Nice1> I can read this guy like a novel
38:00 <steven> how can you read someone off irc?
38:00 <President_Trump> TheRon i have seen it but i cant remember it
38:00 <TheRon> what's better, platoon or saving private ryan??
38:00 <TheRon> platoon is better
38:00 <steven> i dont even speak to you
38:00 <Nice1> private Ryan
38:00 <steven> unless im running you down
39:00 <steven> your mate
39:00 <Raichu> Yup
39:00 <Cath^> Raichu
39:00 <Raichu> Wonder why he's raging now
39:00 <Raichu> Hi Cath^
39:00 <Raichu> I've noticed alot of faggots play AFL
39:00 <Raichu> So many manbuns
39:00 <President_Trump> oliver stone is a radical left wing nut job so i hate to think how bad it is
39:00 <Nice1> you couldnt even yourself down steveo
39:00 <steven> what does that mean?
39:00 <Nice1> you wouldnt understand
39:00 <Nice1> so im not gonna bother
39:00 <steven> i can even myself down
40:00 <Sutekh> haha
40:00 <Cath^> are manbins still in?
40:00 <Cath^> manbuns
40:00 <Cath^> so last year
40:00 <Raichu> Faggots wear them
40:00 <Sutekh> thats not very nice to the good people of melb Raichu ;p
40:00 <TheRon> what becomes of the broken hearted? he who loved has now departed
40:00 <amelia> your feedback on steven so far has all been very accurate
40:00 <Nice1> it is that bryan adams
40:00 <couleurs> Hi All
40:00 <amelia> everything u said bout him has been true
40:00 <TheRon> jimmy ruffin
41:00 <Raichu> lollllllll
41:00 <Sutekh> dont want to upset the ladies in here
41:00 <steven> ladies?
41:00 <Cath^> ladies?
41:00 <steven> lol
41:00 <Cath^> 😂😂😂😂
41:00 <steven> great minds think alike
41:00 <steven> i cant even myself down
41:00 <steven> that is true
41:00 <Nice1> its sarcasm steveo
41:00 <Nice1> wake up
41:00 <Nice1> omg
41:00 <steven> LoL
41:00 <amelia> god steven
41:00 <amelia> learn some empathy
41:00 <steven> keeep going and ill even myself down
41:00 <couleurs> hi Nice1 n e bikini pics of ya sister yet or wot m8
42:00 <Sutekh> the pretend ones Cath, you know
42:00 <Sutekh> dont like people talking about faggots, cunts etc
42:00 <Raichu> Cadies?
42:00 <Cath^> :o
42:00 <Raichu> Er
42:00 <Raichu> Ladies*
42:00 <Sutekh> they dont want the hassle
42:00 <Nice1> sicko
42:00 <steven> LoL
42:00 <Nice1> who would ask for pics of their sibling on a chat line
43:00 <Cath^> get over it Sutekh
43:00 <Cath^> stop sooking ffs
43:00 <Nice1> lol
43:00 <Nice1> got today huh
43:00 <Nice1> told lolk
43:00 <Sutekh> haha
43:00 <couleurs> she's not my sibling
43:00 <amelia> STOP IT STEVEN
43:00 <amelia> just leave me alone
43:00 <couleurs> you couldnt even yourself down Nice1 
43:00 <Nice1> steven stop being an asshole to her
43:00 <steven> LoL
43:00 <steven> props to the couleurs
43:00 <couleurs> thx steve appreciate it 
44:00 <Cath^> pm me
44:00 <steven> pm me
44:00 <Cath^> again?
44:00 <steven> again?
44:00 <steven> jk!
44:00 <steven> :P
44:00 <Cath^> lol
44:00 <steven> now geddem out
44:00 <amelia> omg
44:00 <amelia> now he's calling my phone
44:00 <amelia> STOP STEVEN
44:00 <steven> answer the phone
44:00 <Nice1> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list ( no expire)
44:00 <steven> LoL
44:00 <steven> noexpire
44:00 <steven> what are the switches for noexpire ?
44:00 <Nice1> never you mind
45:00 <Cath^> again?
45:00 <Raichu> She already has
45:00 <Cath^> next
45:00 <Raichu> lolllllllll
45:00 <steven> well where was i
45:00 <Cath^> not on skype
45:00 <steven> haha
45:00 <steven> LoL
45:00 <couleurs> lol that's me
45:00 <steven> you do know that ignore is shit ?
45:00 <Nice1> thats because youve been on it too much
46:00 <Cath^> ;p
46:00 <steven> show me
46:00 <Sutekh> was that ur mate b1rd flooding before Raichu?
46:00 <steven> oh that hurts
46:00 <Nice1> now hes sending dumb pm msges
46:00 <steven> ?
46:00 <steven> who is
46:00 <Nice1> you!
46:00 <steven> i dont pm anyone
46:00 <steven> what the hell are you on about
46:00 <Raichu> Your pm script is shit lol
46:00 <Nice1> -lx-  <steven> nice1... Two legged stool sample.
46:00 <steven> lx isnt me
46:00 <Nice1> dont lie
47:00 <steven> ill show you my half sack
47:00 <steven> lols
47:00 <Cath^> :o
47:00 <Raichu> Flooding? All I saw was the rapist thing then he got zlined
47:00 <Nice1> why would you give your full name out to ppl on irc
47:00 <Raichu> Which was breaker
47:00 <Raichu> I didn't lol
47:00 <steven> Jennifur did
47:00 <steven> LoLs
47:00 <Nice1> oh
47:00 <steven> hahahha
47:00 <Raichu> lx is Glenns bot
47:00 <steven> Nice1 is very special
47:00 <steven> he thinks im lx
47:00 <steven> amelia answer your mobile
47:00 <steven> otherwise im ringing your house phone
47:00 <Raichu> lolol
48:00 <Raichu> Mmmmmmmmm
48:00 <Sutekh> Raichu, ohh breaker, ffs he just wont fuck off
48:00 <Nice1> well that would explain a few things
48:00 <Nice1> psycho!
48:00 <Arbition> now amelia is going to unplug the house phone
48:00 <steven> this is the perfect time for you to comfort her Nice1
48:00 <TheRon> i ain't too proud to beg
48:00 <steven> maybe then you might have a chance!
48:00 <TheRon> please don't leave me girl
48:00 <Nice1> you're insane
48:00 <amelia> i mean it steven if u dont stop I will get another restraining order on u
48:00 <Nice1> another onbe
49:00 <Raichu> I just saw how intense the flood was
49:00 <steven> has the old one expired yet?
49:00 <Nice1> well...we aare a violent naughty boy
49:00 <steven> Nice1 what is a onbe?
49:00 <Nice1> onbe?
50:00 <Raichu> He's furious over something
50:00 <Raichu> For sure
50:00 <Raichu> Must be trouble in paradise again.
50:00 <Nice1> well he is very protective of jen
50:00 <steven> <+Nice1> another onbe
50:00 <steven> you are special
50:00 <TheRon> .38 special?
50:00 <Nice1> who is sending those fucking msgs
50:00 <Nice1> stop 
50:00 <steven> wtf are you on about!
51:00 <Nice1> even though she cant stand him
51:00 <steven> can she stand you?
51:00 <steven> i know not many girls can
51:00 <Nice1> not right now steven
51:00 <steven> hahahaha
51:00 <steven> so just the norm?
51:00 <TheRon> .38 special - second chance
51:00 <steven> use /ignore  ( no expire)
51:00 <steven> lol
52:00 <Sutekh> lol
52:00 <TheRon> fuck this rain
52:00 <Nice1> dont know that one
52:00 <TheRon> i reckon my heating has done the old switch off thing
52:00 <TheRon> CBF resetting it
53:00 <President_Trump> props tho
54:00 <Raichu> Epic props
54:00 <Raichu> breaker breaker
54:00 <Raichu> Come out son
54:00 <TheRon> a heart needs a second chance
54:00 <mrwuf> is it gas heating
54:00 <TheRon> i have to go up in the roof and flick a switch
54:00 <mrwuf> cos YOU'LL EXPLoDE
55:00 <Raichu> Tell old Raichu what's wrong now.
55:00 <President_Trump> which ones breaker?
55:00 <President_Trump> oh yeh
56:00 <Raichu> Yeah, looks like him
56:00 <President_Trump> !seen Serenity
56:00 <Raichu> interesting: Wakey wakey
56:00 <Raichu> Tell old Raichu what's wrong now.
56:00 <Nice1> * Added couleurs-4!*@* to ignore list 
56:00 <Nice1> hehe
56:00 <Nice1> guess no pics of my sister now
57:00 <steven> lols
57:00 <Nice1> heh
57:00 <Sutekh> ;/
57:00 <steven> LoL @ Nice1
57:00 <steven> does your sister look like you?
58:00 <Nice1> thats a stupid comment steven
58:00 <Nice1> not gonna even respond toit
58:00 <Nice1> it
58:00 <TheRon> shooting at he walls of heartache bang bamg, i am the warrior
58:00 <steven> for her sake i hope not!
59:00 <Nice1> cher?
59:00 <TheRon> sacndal with patty smith
59:00 <Nice1> oh
00:00 <Raichu> [20:00:52] interesting has been idle 6mins 28secs, signed on Wed Apr 05 22:56:48 2017
01:00 <Raichu> lolllllllllllll
02:00 <Nice1> are you worried Raichu
02:00 <Raichu> Nup
02:00 <Nice1> nup?
02:00 <Nice1> fair enough
03:00 <Raichu> Pollock is a joke anyway
03:00 <Nice1> "laughing stock"
05:00 <Tim-Sim> Watching Jason Stathom film, Parker, 2012, is ok so far
05:00 <TheRon> much tit?
06:00 <mrwuf> woman eaten by foxes http://imgur.com/gallery/uk5FB **GRAPHIC**
06:00 <Tim-Sim> None yet
06:00 <Agent> Fuuckkkkk she got eaten
08:00 <TheRon> hawthorn got a really good seeing to
08:00 <Raichu> `op
09:00 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/gallery/GPAbG
10:00 <TheRon> baby, that's just the way it is bbay
10:00 <TheRon> baby
13:00 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/gallery/XlQGR
14:00 <Tim-Sim> Lol mrwuf 
14:00 <PID> hi all:)
22:00 <Tim-Sim> Just had some tit TheRon 
22:00 <Tim-Sim> About 3 seconds
22:00 <TheRon> nice!
23:00 <TheRon> it's how i rate movies
24:00 <President_Trump> http://i.magaimg.net/img/caj.png
26:00 <mrwuf> reheating breakfast pizza
26:00 <Tim-Sim> Everybody been eating pizza, lately
27:00 <TheRon> ooh heaven is a place on earth
28:00 <Tim-Sim> How is the West going to defeat Is
28:00 <Tim-Sim> Islam?
28:00 <TheRon> by accepting the fuckwits who worship islam are just a minority
29:00 <mrwuf> dunno the crusades have been going on for a very long time
29:00 <mrwuf> maybe its not about domination as much as population control or something
29:00 <mrwuf> having a common enemy is a great group cohesion tactic
30:00 <TheRon> why can't we just attack the french?
30:00 <Tim-Sim> In the oceanic region, we are the minority, there are two hundred million Muslims to the north
30:00 <mrwuf> the french are really cool, not just their language with words we steal but the way they organise and attitudes
30:00 <Tim-Sim> In indonesia
31:00 <Tim-Sim> Who are becoming more radical
31:00 <President_Trump> the response to radical islam is referencing the crusades that happened 1000 years ago, Obama 101
31:00 <mrwuf> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_French_origin
31:00 <Tim-Sim> Wasn't the crusades a response to Islam?
32:00 <President_Trump> yes
32:00 <President_Trump> thats not how the left recall it tho
32:00 <mrwuf> your on the internet you can research anything you desire without having to ask 
32:00 <mrwuf> welcome g
32:00 <President_Trump> it is there 'go to' line when islam is mentioned
32:00 <Tim-Sim> Fuck the Middle East
33:00 <mrwuf> insightful 
33:00 <Tim-Sim> First it was Christianity, then it was Islam...
33:00 <TheRon> all the same god
34:00 <Tim-Sim> Islam invaded Constantinople, so the pope ordered the crusades 
34:00 <Tim-Sim> Islam started it...
35:00 <TheRon> i'm afraid the jews were right
35:00 <President_Trump> http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/imgLib/20150209_obamacrusadesterribledeedsinchrist600x300.jpg
36:00 <Tim-Sim> Right about what's?
36:00 <Tim-Sim> That foreskins should be removed?
37:00 <amelia> hi frendz
37:00 <President_Trump> https://i.imgflip.com/hv390.jpg
38:00 <Tim-Sim> It is crazy how he is never called out over such blatant hypocrisy 
42:00 <Tim-Sim> I need some digestive pills
42:00 <Tim-Sim> To get me throughout McDonalds I am about to go up the street and buy
43:00 <mrwuf> maybe don't get crap
43:00 <mrwuf> forgo the pills entirely
43:00 <Tim-Sim> Are you sure?
44:00 <Tim-Sim> Not sure I can trust you mrwuf
44:00 <President_Trump> after the Powerade incident i think u should go and get those pills
44:00 <mrwuf> fry up some steak, dice it up, mix it in with lettuce, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, pickles, jalapeños, some small cheese slices, then pour some south west sauce on top... mmmmMMMM
45:00 <steven> Nice1 i like your vhost
45:00 <steven> so does amelia
45:00 <Nice1> thank you steven
45:00 <mrwuf> olives, gator pears, spring onions, pickled onions, capsicum etc go nuts
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Sounds nice mrwuf
46:00 <Nice1> and amelia
46:00 <amelia> dimsims nice choice
46:00 <mrwuf> it'll cost probably the same (or less) as a maccas pig out sesh + digestive pills, healthier and tastier too
46:00 <mrwuf> oh and you'll lose weight
47:00 <mrwuf> whenever I eat maccas my digestive system just shuts down, like next day no pooping... following day no pooping... following day el massivo turdo
47:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah 
47:00 <Tim-Sim> I know what you mean
47:00 <mrwuf> dunno why anybody'd do that 2 themselves 
47:00 <Tim-Sim> Maybe I'll just have the Aus
47:00 <Tim-Sim> Oats
48:00 <mrwuf> http://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/local-mans-war-against-capitalism-on-hold-until-he-can-report-his-earnings-to-newstart/
48:00 <mrwuf> rat food
48:00 <mrwuf> eat something monkeys eat
48:00 <mrwuf> fruit mang
49:00 <mrwuf> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ef/85/19/ef8519c1238fa07ed3cf94dc2cd6fb93.jpg
49:00 <Tim-Sim> I'll just drink water then
49:00 <Tim-Sim> That looks nice 
50:00 <tobor> heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellooo
50:00 <President_Trump> filtered water i hope
50:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes
51:00 <Tim-Sim> Self control
52:00 <mrwuf> http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s4647546.htm
54:00 <Tim-Sim> President_Trump: do you have a hate list?
56:00 <MuGgSY> suck me
56:00 <President_Trump> nah, maybe simba
59:00 <Tim-Sim> Hi MiaOneness 
59:00 <MiaOneness> Hey Tim
00:00 <Tim-Sim> It is pretty quiet this evening
00:00 <Tim-Sim> Not much chatting
00:00 <MiaOneness> Theyll start soon :D
01:00 <MiaOneness> What are you up to in the meantime?
01:00 <Glenn> Good morning MiaOneness! :)
01:00 <Tim-Sim> Just watching a movie, laying on couch, with heater on
02:00 <Tim-Sim> Thinking about doing some exercise
02:00 <Tim-Sim> Would require rearranging too much stuff though
02:00 <amelia> i bet $17 u wont move off the couch
02:00 <amelia> & u will prob go get maccas
02:00 <amelia> or pizza
02:00 <mrwuf> make some green tea
02:00 <amelia> or both
02:00 <mrwuf> hard to sit still after some strong tea
03:00 <Tim-Sim> Too late in the evening for caffeine
03:00 <MiaOneness> Hello Glenn, had a good day?
03:00 <Tim-Sim> Has been a caffeine free weekend
03:00 <MiaOneness> I never get ppl who say tha
03:00 <Glenn> Yep... and just about to end it with a sleep. :)
04:00 <Tim-Sim> Might get of the couch and get some macaw
04:00 <Tim-Sim> Maccas
04:00 <amelia> i win $17
04:00 <MiaOneness> Anythign interesting happen?
04:00 <Tim-Sim> Just to keep Amelia happy
04:00 <Lumeah> Get me some 
04:00 <MiaOneness> Get a caramel sundae to please me
05:00 <Lumeah> Chocolate n fries thx
05:00 <mrwuf> OPEN THE GATES
05:00 <Raichu> That's alot of bans
05:00 <President_Trump> get caramel sundae and fries, dip fries in sundae, eat
05:00 <Tim-Sim> Chocolate fries? Wtf is that?
06:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah, might get a large chocolat sundae 
06:00 <Tim-Sim> Sorry caramel sundae
06:00 <MiaOneness> with extra chcoclate
06:00 <MiaOneness> with extra caramel
06:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes
06:00 <MiaOneness> you have to specify it though
06:00 <Tim-Sim> And dip one of the chips into the caramel sundae 
07:00 <Tim-Sim> Never done that befor 
07:00 <President_Trump> u should do it before u die
07:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes I should go get maccas right now
08:00 <mrwuf> when ur at maccas look at all other customers 
08:00 <mrwuf> see if u can spot any healthy ppl
08:00 <Tim-Sim> Lol mrwuf 
08:00 <Tim-Sim> Ok
08:00 <MiaOneness> i got to maccas and im thin
08:00 <mrwuf> what do u order
08:00 <amelia> go to the maccas toilets n stare @ urself in the mirror for 3 minutes before ordering
08:00 <MiaOneness> just havent been for a while here
08:00 <Agent> I had maccas breakfast this morning
08:00 <MiaOneness> royal cheese meal with a sundaw
09:00 <Tim-Sim>  Hello
09:00 <Arbition> How frequently do you go there?
09:00 <MiaOneness> i dont like the breakfast
09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> mad
09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> die hard is on
09:00 <MiaOneness> i go once a year in cyp
09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 0
09:00 <MiaOneness> in melb, quite often cuz its everywhere
09:00 <Agent> I just got some hotcakes
09:00 <Arbition> see that's why you're thin
09:00 <Agent> Then I came home and made my own bacon egg and cheese rolls
09:00 <Arbition> If you went every day, I'm sure it'd be a different story
10:00 <Nice1> hi Tim-Sim
11:00 <MiaOneness> in japan they had one with.. whats it called.. the thing around sushi?
11:00 <Arbition> seaweed?
11:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't do sushi
11:00 <MiaOneness> is that what you call it?
11:00 <MiaOneness> its not seaweed
11:00 <MiaOneness> its got a name for it
12:00 <iBiZa> lol at lozza
13:00 <Nice1> whos he
13:00 <Nice1> breker
13:00 <iBiZa> prob President_Trump
13:00 <mrwuf> nori
13:00 <MiaOneness> brb
13:00 <Arbition> I was thinking Umake, only because the most recently acknowledged flavour of Umame from MSG, seaweed has MSG, and it sounds similar
13:00 <Arbition> but Nori it is
15:00 <Nice1> no its not him
15:00 <iBiZa> props tho
16:00 <mrwuf> we just call it rice paper
16:00 <Lumeah> Child 
16:00 <Tim-Sim> Better get this maccas before it is too late, gotta get it at least partially digested before attempting to sleep
16:00 <mrwuf> maccas doesn't digest
16:00 <amelia> u will never reach your goals
17:00 <Tim-Sim> Better go get the digestive pills first then
17:00 <mrwuf> it just sits heavy inside u until your body musters up the strength to expel it 
17:00 <amelia> it annoys me when people complain and bang on about things they want to change, yet do nothing about it
17:00 <Tim-Sim> Enzymes will break it down
17:00 <mrwuf> nope
18:00 <Tim-Sim> Can anybody recommend a good movie on Netflix?
18:00 <couleurs> me
18:00 <mrwuf> leave a cheeseburger in a drawer for a year, nothing happens, you think bacteria inside you is any better
18:00 <mrwuf> not even fungus grows on it
18:00 <Tim-Sim> Mix it with some digestive enzymes 
18:00 <Tim-Sim> And hydrochloride acid 
19:00 <amelia> ur wasting ur time on Tim-Sim
19:00 <Tim-Sim> Hydrochloride acid
19:00 <mrwuf> he has an alright attitude 
19:00 <MiaOneness> are you big Tim?
19:00 <MiaOneness> I want to see a picture of you?
19:00 <Tim-Sim> Hydrochloric acid 
19:00 <amelia> he talks but does not walk
19:00 <mrwuf> changing behaviours is much simpler than trying to influence attitude
20:00 <MiaOneness> Rice paper thats what i was looking for
20:00 <mrwuf> throw some info at him, yo this will make you fat and is expensive plus you'll feel bad immediately after
20:00 <MiaOneness> yeah in Japan they had a meal with rice paper
20:00 <MiaOneness> Dont know.. read it in Economics paper
20:00 <amelia> he reminds me of Chris who always says he wants to give up drugs and weed and alcohol
20:00 <amelia> then 20 minutes later he's high as fuck
20:00 <mrwuf> let that sit in his mind
21:00 <Tim-Sim> What movie couleurs?
21:00 <amelia> aladdin
21:00 <amelia> Tim-Sim wants to get fit and then 20 mins later hes pigging down on maccas
21:00 <Tim-Sim> You think I am new to this?
21:00 <MiaOneness> Is it correct to call rice paper, seeweed?
21:00 <mrwuf> yeah completely different problems
21:00 <amelia> people that talk about what they want to do, often fail
21:00 <Tim-Sim> I want to go to maccas 
21:00 <mrwuf> amelia, whats the difference between a dream and a goal?
21:00 <MiaOneness> Then off you go Tim
21:00 <amelia> the ones who set their goals quietly are more successful
21:00 <Tim-Sim> Goal 1: go to maccas
22:00 <MiaOneness> A scanner darkly, Donnie darko, jumoin jack flash
22:00 <Tim-Sim> No whoopi 
22:00 <MiaOneness> donnie darko then
22:00 <couleurs> well you gotta give me more info... genre pls
22:00 <Tim-Sim> Seen scanner
22:00 <President_Trump> coming to america
22:00 <mrwuf> the difference is a plan
22:00 <amelia> I know they're different problems but their attitudes are similar
22:00 <amelia> all talk, no action
22:00 <Tim-Sim> Actually I might have a shower first
22:00 <MiaOneness> would hardly call this a problem
22:00 <MiaOneness> you sure you guys arent overreacting?
22:00 <mrwuf> ya i have terrible self control 2
22:00 <MiaOneness> so what if he wants maccas?
22:00 <mrwuf> what I do is eliminate temptation from my environment 
22:00 <Tim-Sim> Need to have a shower before going to supermarket
22:00 <amelia> MiaOneness i dont give a fuck if he wants maccas
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Saw Donne darks a while Ao
23:00 <xm> Dark City
23:00 <amelia> but dont sit there saying every night you want to get fit blah blah
23:00 <Tim-Sim> It was ok earlier when I went to red rooster, didn't need to get out of the car
23:00 <MiaOneness> LOL Tim
23:00 <amelia> jus shut up about it and eat you maccas
23:00 <Arbition> getting out the car is how you get your metabolism going
23:00 <MiaOneness> I hate red rooter!
23:00 <mrwuf> I like eating this topic is relevant 2 my interests
23:00 <Arbition> I hate the experience of drive through
23:00 <Arbition> Red rooster uses formed/pressed chicken. Terrible
24:00 <Tim-Sim> Aladdin is a kids cartoon
24:00 <couleurs> ok how about... 
24:00 <couleurs> Donnie Darko.
24:00 <xm> the theatrical cut
24:00 <couleurs> A Scanner Darkly.
24:00 <couleurs> or Aladdin.
24:00 <President_Trump> netflix is pretty lame Tim-Sim, just download yourself a chromeo album instead
24:00 <Arbition> as a result I've basically never liked chicken nuggests
24:00 <Arbition> basically always pressed chicken
24:00 <MiaOneness> pressed with what??
24:00 <MiaOneness> I dont liek chicken nuggets either
24:00 <Arbition> It means they get bits of chicken and glue it together essentially
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Donnie Darko is not on Netflix, the only Donnie film it has is Donnie Brasco
25:00 <xm> try Dark City
25:00 <Tim-Sim> No President_Trump, no no no no no
25:00 <MiaOneness> Oh.. pressed.. learnt a new word
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Just found a Powerade in the fridge
25:00 <MiaOneness> hopefully I retain the knoelwdge
25:00 <Tim-Sim> The red rooster rolls don't look like pressed chicken
25:00 <Arbition> that word only has that meaning in the context of chicken, as far as I know
25:00 <Arbition> I got one of the red rooster wraps once
25:00 <Arbition> pressed chicken
26:00 <Arbition> Every other component of the wrap was very good though
26:00 <MiaOneness> How do you know if a chciken is pressed?
26:00 <Arbition> I can always pick it via taste and texture
26:00 <Tim-Sim> I just took my clothes off
26:00 <Tim-Sim> Ooh chilly 
27:00 <amelia> may i also suggest
27:00 <amelia> aladdin
27:00 <Tim-Sim> Doesn't have Dark City
27:00 <xm> then Netflix is pretty shitty
27:00 <Tim-Sim> The cartoon, Aladdin? By Disney?
27:00 <MiaOneness> Hye moohoo
27:00 <Arbition> basically, if it doesn't have muscle strands, and looks like it is puffed rice or something, it is pressed/formed chicken
27:00 <Arbition> chickens have very distinct strands
28:00 <Tim-Sim> That is the only Aladdin on there
28:00 <xm> no, the ISIS recruiting video
28:00 <President_Trump> what about the lion king
28:00 <President_Trump> how bou dah
28:00 <Arbition> ironically I am ok with chicken sausages
28:00 <MiaOneness> fair enough.. 
29:00 <couleurs> Zodiac is good, underrated
29:00 <moohoo> Lol
30:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes I liked that
30:00 <couleurs> told u
30:00 <couleurs> or District 9 if you like Sci-Fi
30:00 <MiaOneness> i wouldnt mind some 'after eights' hmm
30:00 <Arbition> what are those?
30:00 <MiaOneness> choc
30:00 <MiaOneness> choc mint
30:00 <Arbition> Sounds like something I'd like
30:00 <MiaOneness> Try it
31:00 <amelia> district 13
31:00 <moohoo> Hi mia
31:00 <Arbition> good combo
31:00 <MiaOneness> Safeway usually supplies
31:00 <Arbition> I like choc + mint
31:00 <Arbition> some people don't though
32:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah I liked district 9 too
32:00 <couleurs> ok what about Seven.
32:00 <couleurs> or Drive?
32:00 <MiaOneness> http://britishsweets.com.au/Nestle-After-Eight-Mints-300g
32:00 <MiaOneness> there you go, you can buy some online
33:00 <couleurs> n e 1 else notice i started 2 type like panda when i talken movies lols
33:00 <Tim-Sim> Seen seven
33:00 <mrwuf> lmao
33:00 <amelia> where is pandas
33:00 <Arbition> wew that's expensive
33:00 <Arbition> I'll pass I think
33:00 <Arbition> Looks like something you'd get from a hotel coffee
34:00 <mrwuf> I tried watching zodiac but all the murders made me queasy 
34:00 <couleurs> at the opera with his mom
34:00 <Tim-Sim> Harden the fuck up mrwuf
34:00 <Arbition> Those are usually good
35:00 <couleurs> or Looper?
35:00 <Tim-Sim> Watched that a couple of weeks ago
35:00 <couleurs> what about Drive?
35:00 <couleurs> fkn answer me
35:00 <Tim-Sim> Drive?
35:00 <couleurs> yea
35:00 <simba> what happens after eight ? ;~)
35:00 <Arbition> supper time of course
35:00 <MiaOneness> after dinner
35:00 <amelia> $17.50
35:00 <amelia> wtf
35:00 <Arbition> It is british after all
37:00 <mrwuf> dis movies I got queued https://pastebin.com/YE4S1L2D
37:00 <mrwuf> anything good?
37:00 <tobor> ok im back who missed me form an orderly queue xm u first
38:00 <amelia> I have this friend who is very average looking
38:00 <amelia> but ALWAYS gets absolute stunner gfs
38:00 <amelia> i wonder wot his secret is
38:00 <President_Trump> are u talking about blyke and jen?
39:00 <amelia> lollll
39:00 <amelia> yes
39:00 <President_Trump> its coz hes a good dancer
39:00 <Tim-Sim> Just had a shower, tockley is all clean
39:00 <Tim-Sim> Ready to face the supermarket to get digestive enzymes
39:00 <amelia> that could very well be it
40:00 <couleurs> Dr Strangelove... Einen Klassik Video ! 
40:00 <mrwuf> never seen it, good? looks cult
40:00 <couleurs> yea it good
40:00 <Tim-Sim> Goals. 1. Have shower. 2. Got to supermarket. 3. Get maccas
40:00 <Tim-Sim> Reaching my goals amelia 
40:00 <amelia> do u have a goal of being a fuckhead
41:00 <couleurs> and neon demon
41:00 <couleurs> rest suks DELETE
41:00 <mrwuf> ok thats where i'll be
41:00 <couleurs> where'd u go robbo did u go make out with ^Roshanda^ the hottest girl on irc if u r TheRon and drunk
41:00 <Arbition> "slang reference to the male penis" of course it is
41:00 <Tim-Sim> No
41:00 <amelia> cos u surpassed that a long time ago
41:00 <Tim-Sim> That was a very rude thing to say
41:00 <amelia> yes i agree
41:00 <amelia> it was
42:00 <Tim-Sim> I am watching drive, fast forwarded to 40min because the first bit looked crap
42:00 <xm> tobor: missed you so much i played back your PMs with a timer to make it feel real
42:00 <tobor> lol
42:00 <amelia> but I'm not sorry
42:00 <Tim-Sim> Why?
42:00 <Tim-Sim> Why aren't you sorry?
42:00 <Tim-Sim> Do you think I deserve such berrating?
42:00 <amelia> yes
43:00 <tobor> u guise
43:00 <couleurs> wow, gr8 way to watch a movie Tim-Sim 
43:00 <tobor> i went 2 powder my nose
43:00 <Tim-Sim> Guys
43:00 <couleurs> skip almost half of it for no reason
43:00 <xm> you're lucky you're a robot. you cant cry so no mascara tears
43:00 <tobor> yea
43:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah, I might watch something else
43:00 <couleurs> Remind Me to Never Recommend Any Thing To Tim-Sim Ever Again Pls Every1
43:00 <tobor> oi i cooked a beef masala tonight
43:00 <amelia> and i don't feel u deserve an apology
43:00 <amelia> if anything, you should apologise @ me
43:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim take pic of your maccas with ur arab phone
43:00 <Raichu> Arab phone?
43:00 <Tim-Sim> Why?
43:00 <Arbition> "Though nori has long been considered to be an important source of vitamin B12 for vegans,[20][21] its vitamin B12 may actually not be biologically available to humans." lol
44:00 <tobor> it was pretty good
44:00 <xm> if someone skipped Dark City scenes i'd hire a hitman to hit them on the back of the head
44:00 <tobor> i don't think hitman means what u think it means xm
44:00 <xm> ???????????????
44:00 <couleurs> Dork Tity.
44:00 <Arbition> All those vegans who insist we're not meant to eat meat
44:00 <Raichu> Arbition: From your last couple of lines...
44:00 <Raichu> You've gone from male genetalia to vegetables
44:00 <Raichu> Something you're wanting to say mate?
45:00 <couleurs> iRobbo.
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Netflix said there was only a 74% chance of liking it
45:00 <couleurs> woll smoth
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Of me liking it
45:00 <xm> tobor: building a USB MIDI Mixer myself
45:00 <xm> 32 channels by the end i hope
45:00 <couleurs> IRC said there was only a 74% chance of likeing u
45:00 <amelia> lollll
45:00 <tobor> cool
45:00 <couleurs> Sorry, 7.4%
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> mmmm
45:00 <Arbition> Yes, I'm saying the penis is a vegetable, which is why vegans can eat it
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Well I am off to the supermarket.
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> so my sister is having her friends here
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Stay cool peeps
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 12 hot Asian girls
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 18 to 22
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> swapping makeup
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> in there pjs
45:00 <Raichu> And you're on IRC?
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> droola
45:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> haha
45:00 <Raichu> Are you normal?
45:00 <Raichu> Get in there son
45:00 <Raichu> Offer em some lipstick
45:00 <amelia> they prob like "ur brother is creepy"
46:00 <amelia> pandas pls calm down
46:00 <President_Trump> go write out a poem to settle urself down pandas
46:00 <couleurs> ok 
46:00 <tobor> who is pandas
46:00 <Raichu> Hahaha
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> nah
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> they love me
46:00 <Raichu> "he keeps looking around the corner"
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> they just offered me 4k
46:00 <amelia> "we love ur gay brother"
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> to use my house
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> for Easter long weekend
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> to have slumber party
46:00 <Raichu> Porn set?
47:00 <amelia> I am not Black. I am not White. I am Pandas. The End.
47:00 <MiaOneness> someone say poem?
47:00 <xm> sad nap
47:00 <couleurs> lol
47:00 <President_Trump> yes MiaOneness, i am #1 creative in here
47:00 <amelia> no mia
47:00 <amelia> no poems
47:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
47:00 <amelia> please no fkn poems
47:00 <Tim-Sim> The Cat, sat on the mat.
47:00 <amelia> sisters friends are off limits
47:00 <Raichu> As if
47:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> not really
47:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I've had mother sisters beforr
47:00 <Raichu> If anything, they're easier
47:00 <amelia> ur aunty?
47:00 <Raichu> "Your brother is so nice"
48:00 <MiaOneness> no problem
48:00 <Tim-Sim> I went to the beach today
48:00 <MiaOneness> which one? St Kilda?
48:00 <amelia> tell us more about the interesting life of Tim-Sim
48:00 <amelia> i just cannot wait
48:00 <tobor> roses r red, violets r blue, ill do a fucken poem if i want
48:00 <President_Trump> there are no beaches in melbourne
48:00 <Tim-Sim> Maybe I could write a poem about that
48:00 <President_Trump> write a rap song Tim-Sim
48:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ps
48:00 <Raichu> Aunty? wtf?
48:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> just ate 4 left over pizzas
48:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> they ordered
48:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I'm fked
48:00 <Raichu> Wait... Weren't you at all you can eat pizza hut before?
48:00 <Raichu> Now you've come home and eaten 4 pizzas?
49:00 <Tim-Sim> No 
49:00 <Tim-Sim> No no no no no
49:00 <amelia> did ur beard get sand in it
49:00 <MiaOneness> LOL amelia
49:00 <Tim-Sim> No
49:00 <President_Trump> did u wear your mankini?
49:00 <MiaOneness> Did you get a tan/
49:00 <amelia> 4 WHOLE PIZZAS?
49:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> slices
49:00 <Raichu> Oh
50:00 <MiaOneness> DId you take a book?
50:00 <Tim-Sim> I saw some kangaroos
50:00 <Tim-Sim> No
50:00 <MiaOneness> Did you put Chromeo on your Walkman?
50:00 <amelia> wtf kind of beach has kangaroos
50:00 <amelia> u went to a national park u idiot
50:00 <tobor> bahahahaahaahahahahahahah http://i.imgur.com/p8RxuEx.png
50:00 <Tim-Sim> They were on the track
50:00 <President_Trump> which beach?
50:00 <Raichu> So anyway
50:00 <Raichu> Why are you still o IRC?
50:00 <Raichu> On*
50:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> cause I'm on the couch watching die hard
50:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> as they ask me about there make up
50:00 <Raichu> Get in there son
50:00 <Raichu> Set yourself up a 3sum
50:00 <amelia> ...
51:00 <couleurs> good 1 toby
51:00 <Tim-Sim> Kilkunda
51:00 <xm> rofl
51:00 <tobor> eheehee
51:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> nz
51:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> raichu
52:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah that is pretty good tobor 
52:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what was your previous nick
52:00 <Raichu> Blitzkrieg
52:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> omg
52:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I'm gonna chuck
52:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I'm so full
52:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> how long have u been here 4
53:00 <tobor> Tim-Sim stamp of approval and everything yessss
53:00 <Raichu> Longer than I care to remember lol
53:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hehe
54:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 00
55:00 <President_Trump> did jen enjoy kilkunda?
55:00 <Raichu> Not that long lol
55:00 <Raichu> On n off since 2008?
56:00 <couleurs> https://i.redd.it/1bzljgbc97qy.jpg
56:00 <couleurs> me
56:00 <Tim-Sim> Did Jen go too, President_Trump ?
56:00 <tobor> nice hat couleurs
56:00 <steven> lols
57:00 <tobor> u also look good in yellow
57:00 <President_Trump> yes Tim-Sim she was in your passenger seat
57:00 <couleurs> thank u i stole it from indian jones
57:00 <MiaOneness> Did Tim go to the supermarket?
58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kuW6Dn0.gifv
58:00 <couleurs> me
58:00 <tobor> indian jones, lol
58:00 <steven> wb
58:00 <Raichu> Yes
58:00 <Raichu> Nice1: Is that you, GoldSpade?
59:00 <couleurs> yea he looked like beeehhh
59:00 <Nice1> probably
59:00 <steven> LoL
59:00 <steven> he is ashamed of his old nickname for some reason
00:00 <iBiZa> indians
00:00 <iBiZa> are
00:00 <iBiZa> the
00:00 <iBiZa> worse
00:00 <iBiZa> fucking
00:00 <tobor> worse fucking what, iBiZa?
00:00 <Tim-Sim> Worst?
00:00 <Cath^> lmaoooooo
00:00 <iBiZa> zzz
00:00 <amelia> cricketers
00:00 <MiaOneness> https://scontent.fnic1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17861632_1935308580037199_1457999905786773281_n.jpg?oh=95f858ac10df974faf8e09ad3d5c6e31&oe=598EFE3E
01:00 <Tim-Sim> Drivers
01:00 <couleurs> amelia: http://i.imgur.com/kuW6Dn0.gifv
01:00 <iBiZa> smelly
01:00 <Tim-Sim> Fitters
01:00 <tobor> worse @ chess
01:00 <Tim-Sim> Doctors
01:00 <Tim-Sim> Pilots
01:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAH
01:00 <amelia> cheeky doggo
01:00 <iBiZa> rapists
01:00 <amelia> indian women so pretty
02:00 <Cath^> best eyebrows
02:00 <amelia> they have nice features
02:00 <iBiZa> hairy armpits
02:00 <Nice1> i dont give it any thought to tell you the truth
02:00 <steven> that is President_Trump and Nice1
02:00 <Nice1> seems some people think about it all the time though
02:00 <Nice1> pretty funny really
02:00 <President_Trump> that's me and my girlfriend Princess Goldspade
03:00 <tobor> yea well i think every1 forgetting i made beef masala 2nite n how good it was
03:00 <iBiZa> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d4/73/60/d4736065fc775593ab7a07246e94f10e.jpg
03:00 <Cath^> iBiZa...
03:00 <iBiZa> gundu
03:00 <Nice1> im not your gf you bomber
04:00 <amelia> keep it up steven i am lodging the forms first thing tomorrow
04:00 <Nice1> do it amelia! do it
05:00 <MiaOneness> lol@pic
05:00 <xm> bad boy bad boy wotcha gundu
05:00 <mrwuf> r u getting steven deporter
05:00 <mrwuf> deported
05:00 <Arbition> MiaOneness: You mentioned a network which has a channel called #bookz, what was it?
05:00 <steven> so you wont be my wife for much longer :~(
05:00 <mrwuf> back 2 hawaii 4 u steven aloha 
05:00 <MiaOneness> undernet
05:00 <MiaOneness> cant miss it
06:00 <iBiZa> hunjiiii
06:00 <couleurs> when they curry u?
06:00 <Tim-Sim>  My legs are getting chilly
06:00 <Tim-Sim> Somebody bring me a blankly
06:00 <Tim-Sim> Blanky
06:00 <xm> stick 'em in teh oven
06:00 <Arbition> ok
07:00 <tobor> pour powerade over em
07:00 <iBiZa> i don't smoke dope
07:00 <iBiZa> i don't drink bourban
07:00 <iBiZa> all i wanna do
07:00 <iBiZa> is shake my tourban
07:00 <couleurs> Dear LiveJournal, Tim-Sim here. Somebody bring me a blankly. Blanky. Mood: My legs are getting chilly.
07:00 <Tim-Sim> Lol
07:00 <xm> it's very Lish-ian
08:00 <amelia> LOLLLLLLL
08:00 <tobor> good 1 colours, 8.6/10
08:00 <couleurs> woll smoth - my legs are getting chilly wit it.mp3
08:00 <amelia> aaaaaahahahaahhahaha
08:00 <couleurs> thx imdb
08:00 <couleurs> whoa Lumeah...
08:00 <amelia> after tomorrow if u rock up at my door again its straight back to jail for u
08:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
08:00 <amelia> where u belong
08:00 <MiaOneness> why after tomorrow
08:00 <steven> thats where i had the best sex
08:00 <steven> MiaOneness that means she wants me to cum tonight
08:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I thought Raichu was TheWJM
08:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
08:00 <steven> thewjm was gay
09:00 <Tim-Sim> Might put on some tracks dacks and take neurophen if I got any
09:00 <Cath^> o.o
09:00 <Tim-Sim> Caffeine headache 
09:00 <xm> bullet coffee?
09:00 <Tim-Sim> Withdrawals 
09:00 <Tim-Sim> No
09:00 <Tim-Sim> No caffeine today
09:00 <couleurs> how many powerades you drank tonight Timmy
09:00 <amelia> cos i will lodge the restraining order tomorrow :)
09:00 <steven> so it might be
09:00 <Nice1> steveo you are one disturbed individual
09:00 <steven> amelia :)
09:00 <Nice1> why are you stalking her for
09:00 <steven> ahhh Nice1 you need some humour
09:00 <Nice1> she doesnt want you dude
09:00 <steven> yeah she does
09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Steven did you use the nick Stevie
09:00 <steven> nuh
09:00 <amelia> its not fkn funny steven
09:00 <MiaOneness> its SteBie
09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> which other nick did you use
10:00 <amelia> lolll
10:00 <steven> i cant even remember
10:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I've been around since 98 here
10:00 <Nice1> she told me ages ago she doesnt want you back...but you cant comprehend that for some reason
10:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> always been Ibiza
10:00 <steven> yeah i been here since the old days
10:00 <steven> well i left and came back
10:00 <steven> i remember your nickname
11:00 <tobor> 08/04/2017  Considering some trackie dacks.  Think I'll call refer to them as 'tracks dacks' on IRC so they all know I'm cool.  Hmmm, might see if I have any neurofen.
11:00 <Tim-Sim> None
11:00 <President_Trump> Tim-Sim what did u eat down the beach?
11:00 <steven> what do you mean want me back?
11:00 <steven> i got rid of her
11:00 <Nice1> you did?
11:00 <amelia> talk shit
11:00 <steven> yeah now im getting desperate
11:00 <Arbition> interesting channel
11:00 <steven> my standards have droped
11:00 <Arbition> not clear at all how it works, no topic
11:00 <MiaOneness> It is an interesting channel Arb
11:00 <Nice1> say that again!
12:00 <couleurs> hehe good 1 tobbs
12:00 <couleurs> btw running out of t-nicks 4 u fast
12:00 <Tim-Sim> Got a triple Santa on the way down
12:00 <Tim-Sim> Sanga 
12:00 <amelia> wot about twat
12:00 <couleurs> i thought there was only 1 santa
12:00 <steven> you saying she is a pig?
12:00 <MiaOneness> ah
12:00 <steven> LoL
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> it is also the best channel
12:00 <MiaOneness> type the name like this
12:00 <MiaOneness> @search michio kaku
12:00 <amelia> guess u forgot when i left all ur shit outside and u were crying amelia amelia i will change
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> and most active room on Austnet
12:00 <MiaOneness> and it will download it for you
12:00 <Nice1> no im saying you are an asshole steveo
12:00 <MiaOneness> then gives you a .txt file
12:00 <MiaOneness> and copy and paste the link in the file
12:00 <amelia> fkn asshole!
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Steven
12:00 <Nice1> nothing wrong with ameliaq
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> have you seen the video
12:00 <steven> which one
12:00 <MiaOneness> the other ones usually start with !sjdfdkf michio kaku
13:00 <Cath^> what language are you speaking lol
13:00 <couleurs> yea Tim stop it
13:00 <Tim-Sim> Sandwich
13:00 <tobor> i dunno, that's bit mean
13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> it azza jack in off on cam
13:00 <steven> you talking about mine and amelia's sex tape?
13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> no
13:00 <steven> haha nar i havnt
13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> haha really
13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I got it somewhere
13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> fj
13:00 <Nice1> its your psychopathy thats wrong steveo
13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ill get or the couch
13:00 <President_Trump> amelia is on Nice1's darling list (as am i)
13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> to send it
13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 2 secs
14:00 <Cath^> lol
14:00 <Tim-Sim> Chicken and lettuce, ham cheese and tomato, egg lettuce and mayo
14:00 <Tim-Sim> With a bottle of vitamin water
14:00 <Nice1> trump stay out of this fight ok
14:00 <Nice1> pls
14:00 <steven> fight ?
14:00 <steven> who is fighting ?
14:00 <President_Trump> Nice1 are u the referee?
14:00 <Nice1> well you are
14:00 <steven> with who ?
14:00 <Arbition> hm this dcc not working too well
14:00 <Nice1> you are attacking amelia
14:00 <Nice1> you are attacking me
14:00 <steven> im not at her house yet so no im not
14:00 <steven> i will be in a few hours
14:00 <Nice1> why not just attack the whole channel steveo
14:00 <steven> amelia lock your doors and windows
15:00 <Tim-Sim> Orange vitamin water
15:00 <couleurs> who u callen a sandwich 
15:00 <tobor> Tim-Sim what is your nationality please
15:00 <steven> im bringing a few bricks so that wont help much
15:00 <Nice1> ayyy ayy dont theaten
15:00 <Cath^> back off Nice1..amelia is mine!!!
15:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/IPbEBlo.gifv
15:00 <steven> im not threatening, im telling her
15:00 <Nice1> dont threaten steven
15:00 <amelia> im screenshotting to show the police
15:00 <steven> gosh
15:00 <amelia> c u in court, psycho
15:00 <steven> :)
15:00 <steven> amelia :)
15:00 <Nice1> back off
16:00 <Tim-Sim> Australian
16:00 <couleurs> Racist. 
16:00 <steven> no way she is mine Nice1
16:00 <steven> stay away
16:00 <Nice1> you are wacked
16:00 <steven> you are so dumb you dont even realise when you are getting trolled
16:00 <Cath^> :/
16:00 <Arbition> MiaOneness: Yeah I'm not having a lot of success with it, probably need ports open or something
16:00 <steven> me and amelia live in the same house
17:00 <couleurs> https://i.redd.it/pxvybmtzh4qy.jpg
17:00 <tobor> lol 
17:00 <tobor> who ya gonna call GOATS BUTTER
17:00 <tobor> i aint afraid of no goat
17:00 <steven> she is playing with my hair right now as we speak
17:00 <Nice1> well dont threaten ppl steven..its against the rules
17:00 <steven> whispering sweet nothings in my ear
17:00 <amelia> U DONT HAVE ANY FKN HAIR
17:00 <mrwuf> https://i.imgur.com/7oCCNOR.gifv
17:00 <Cath^> lol
17:00 <amelia> just ears
17:00 <steven> lols
17:00 <President_Trump> Nice1 is the only genuine person left on irc
17:00 <amelia> agreed trump
18:00 <Tim-Sim> Love l
18:00 <Tim-Sim> Lol
18:00 <President_Trump> 'innocent pinnaple' that store is fucked
18:00 <Nice1> this guy is treatening another person on irc
18:00 <Nice1> and that is fucked up
18:00 <President_Trump>  <+Nice1> well dont threaten ppl steven..its against the rules
18:00 <Nice1> you cant do that steven
18:00 <Liinda> hi peeps
18:00 <President_Trump> Nice1 u should be the policeman of #melbourne
18:00 <Nice1> it is against the rules
18:00 <steven> Nice1, <amelia> im going to befriend Pedo1 and bond over our mutual hatred for u
18:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda missed u like summa
18:00 <steven> LooooooooooooooooooooooL
18:00 <President_Trump> Constable Goldspade
18:00 <Nice1> with kelvera all day long?
18:00 <Nice1> n o thanks!
18:00 <amelia> why are you making things up now
18:00 <President_Trump> found what
19:00 <couleurs> good eye, french fry
19:00 <couleurs> another 1 4 mia rite their
19:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/VFpkInR.gifv 
19:00 <couleurs> lmao
19:00 <steven> fuck dcc send works
19:00 <steven> LoL
19:00 <Arbition> Oh I think I have it now
19:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs!!!
19:00 <Nice1> who uses that these days
19:00 <MiaOneness> its easy Arb
19:00 <amelia> u sent that to me g
20:00 <steven> Nice1 amelia hates you she is just playing you like the fool you are
20:00 <MiaOneness> just takes a minute to notice..let me join
20:00 <steven> and your falling for it
20:00 <Arbition> I can't accept that with this client g
20:00 <Arbition> This is on a different box with a different IRC client
20:00 <Arbition> but I think I got it working
20:00 <MiaOneness> whats this g?
20:00 <Nice1> g wtf is that
20:00 <steven> hah
20:00 <MiaOneness> ah ok
20:00 <Nice1> im not clicking on it
21:00 <steven> your a paranoid old  geezer Nice1
21:00 <steven> chill the fuck out dude
21:00 <steven> and pluck dem eyebrows
21:00 <Nice1> ??
21:00 <steven> ?!?!?!?
21:00 <Nice1> you're weird
22:00 <amelia> send again g
22:00 <President_Trump> virus
22:00 <amelia> on phone, all g
22:00 <Nice1> probably is
22:00 <amelia> I remember all his pics
23:00 <Tim-Sim>  Only got aspirin and Panafon
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Panadon 
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Panadol
23:00 <couleurs> u drunk Tim
23:00 <amelia> adonis
23:00 <amelia> he used to post heaps
23:00 <amelia> and talk about his drug addictions
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Back
23:00 <steven> i havnt opened it
24:00 <Tim-Sim> Might go get some ibuprofen and some Powerade to wash it down
24:00 <Tim-Sim> No
24:00 <tobor> Tim-Sim u should go back to type school
24:00 <Tim-Sim> I am on iPad
24:00 <tobor> well get off those things r expensive n u might break it
24:00 <Tim-Sim> Lol
24:00 <President_Trump> need to run it through a virus scanner first
24:00 <steven> i think i can see a dick as the open picture
24:00 <steven> LoL
24:00 <Nice1> run about 3 or 4
24:00 <steven> ok
24:00 <steven> loaded it then closed it
24:00 <steven> right away
24:00 <Raichu> nt box?
24:00 <steven> hahahahaah nah didnt get that far
24:00 <Tim-Sim> They did not have any digestive enzymes
24:00 <Raichu> What are you running that still needs that?
25:00 <xm> help how do i replace the keys on my ipad
25:00 <couleurs> hehe
25:00 <Raichu> lol
25:00 <Arbition> ergh
25:00 <Arbition> why does it have to be in shitty PDF
25:00 <steven> LoLs
25:00 <Raichu> IRC at a nightclub?
25:00 <Cath^> lol
25:00 <Raichu> Oh, that's high tech for them then
26:00 <Tim-Sim> Try turning it off and on again
26:00 <Cath^> nightclub/gov dept sheesh
26:00 <Raichu> Don't need a vid of him
26:00 <Raichu> Thanks anyway haha
26:00 <Cath^> what's the g stand for?
27:00 <xm> President_Trump would know. he's the #1 creative here
27:00 <Nice1> garlic
27:00 <Raichu> wot
27:00 <Nice1> another virus
27:00 <Raichu> Nice IP btw g
27:00 <Raichu> lolz
28:00 <mrwuf> upload 2 https://gfycat.com
29:00 <tobor> http://i.imgur.com/OZ7p9Mu.mp4
29:00 <spanish> Hello all
30:00 <President_Trump> put it in the dishwasher
30:00 <Arbition> Hm, not all providers are available
31:00 <spanish> Tozza
32:00 <Tim-Sim> Ok off to supermarket
33:00 <Tim-Sim> abbé
33:00 <Tim-Sim> Bbs 
33:00 <couleurs> abbé r u ok r u ok abbé 
34:00 <Cath^> o.o
34:00 <tobor> how come this teddy bear is alive http://i.imgur.com/V9rrihM.mp4
35:00 <couleurs> weird house it got 2
35:00 <Agent> Mate
35:00 <Agent> If this shit isn't pretty f ucken funny
36:00 <Agent> I'mma be cross wit u
37:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX67zXQ-ots
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of... Sheriff | Mr. Pickles | Adult Swim (Mar 3, 2017) Length: 4:16 - Category: Comedy - 168,777 views views - 1,056 likes (70.9%), 433 dislikes (29.1%)
38:00 <tobor> yea
38:00 <Tim-Sim> Where did everybody go?
38:00 <Liinda> i think its fap time for some
39:00 <Liinda> Bonny xx
39:00 <Arbition> I'm just annoyed the books I want aren't available in a not shit format
39:00 <Bonny> hey Liinda
39:00 <Liinda> hows it going?
40:00 <Raichu> Arbition: Define non-shit
40:00 <Arbition> a format that is content formatted not layout formatted
40:00 <Arbition> ie not PDF
40:00 <Raichu> .docx?
41:00 <Arbition> docx lives between both those worlds
41:00 <Arbition> sometimes it is OK, most of the time not
41:00 <President_Trump> File name: 	azza.mp4
41:00 <President_Trump> Detection ratio: 	0 / 56 
41:00 <Arbition> the problem with PDF is each individual line is defined
42:00 <couleurs> n e other goss
42:00 <couleurs> -- tobor 
42:00 <Raichu> I always use PDF
42:00 <Arbition> there is no definition of, for example, headers
42:00 <Arbition> so if I want it on something that will reflow, those headers can't be gotten rid of easily
42:00 <Liinda> anyhows im out of here. take care Bonny. have a safe break over easter peeps
42:00 <Arbition> headers and footers that is
42:00 <Raichu> Everyone has a PDF reader on their computer
43:00 <Arbition> by the same token, everyone has a browser
43:00 <Arbition> epub is basically dressed up HTML
43:00 <Arbition> converting between that and something a browser can parse is easy
43:00 <President_Trump> g is he on webcam?
44:00 <tobor> yea
44:00 <tobor> ok i'm tired goodnight everyone enjoy your stay
45:00 <President_Trump> how was this video obtained?
47:00 <carlOz> dental plan
47:00 <carlOz> lisa needs braces 
49:00 <amelia> gordom ramsay time
50:00 <President_Trump> whos gordom?
51:00 <couleurs> I Beg Your Pardom?
51:00 <Arbition> 12:51PM  up 26 days, 10:46, 3 users, load averages: 0.16, 0.18, 0.12
52:00 <carlOz> old grey mare she aint what she used to be 
52:00 <Arbition> actually my phone had almost 2 months uptime until I restarted it today
52:00 <President_Trump> [16:31] <Adonis> how was gym?
52:00 <President_Trump> [16:31] <@PandasDontDrive> makin sure itwas u
52:00 <President_Trump> [16:31] <Adonis> I fell asleep
52:00 <President_Trump> [16:31] <@PandasDontDrive> OH WAS MAD BRO
52:00 <President_Trump> [16:31] <@PandasDontDrive> iwent easy
53:00 <President_Trump> props tho
53:00 <President_Trump> [16:31] <@PandasDontDrive> iwent easy
53:00 <President_Trump> [16:31] <@PandasDontDrive> a lotta stretchin
53:00 <President_Trump> [16:31] <@PandasDontDrive> some cardio
53:00 <President_Trump> Adonis
53:00 <President_Trump> is that the guy i just watched
54:00 <President_Trump> what is the background of that video
54:00 <spanish> Hello amelia
54:00 <amelia> hello spanish my friend
54:00 <President_Trump> why have i just watched a 3 min video of some guy who cant wank left handed
55:00 <President_Trump> which gordom ramsay is it?
55:00 <spanish> How are my friend
55:00 <amelia> i didn't receive it and if its of Adonis wanking, i def dont want it
55:00 <President_Trump> how did u get this video g?
56:00 <Tim-Sim> Back
56:00 <Tim-Sim> Thanks
56:00 <Tim-Sim> Pusher
56:00 <Tim-Sim> Pisser 
56:00 <President_Trump> i thought u said it was Adonis?
57:00 <Tim-Sim> At the medicine aisle, this guy was there looking at the condoms
57:00 <Tim-Sim> Little fat bloke
57:00 <Tim-Sim> Then at the cashier, he was in front 
57:00 <ArbItShon> g think you can dcc that video to me on this client?
57:00 <amelia> is the guy super buff and muscly
57:00 <amelia> if so
57:00 <Tim-Sim> Large caramel sundae was not very nice, the caramel was like plastic and tasted funny
57:00 <amelia> its Adonis
57:00 <amelia> prob wanking to bron
57:00 <Arbition> cheers
57:00 <President_Trump> whos bron?
58:00 <Tim-Sim> Took all my strength not to laugh
58:00 <Tim-Sim> He hid the condoms under other grocery items
58:00 <Cath^> least he's getting some
58:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah I know
58:00 <Cath^> where was your condoms huh??
58:00 <Tim-Sim> Why are you all watching q video of a guy jacking off?
58:00 <Tim-Sim> I did not realise you were ALL gay
59:00 <Cath^> ;p
59:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah, he's doing better than me
59:00 <Cath^> well
59:00 <Cath^> just go buy some
59:00 <Tim-Sim> Why!
59:00 <Tim-Sim> I thought only half of you were
59:00 <President_Trump> is the bloke in the video tozza?
59:00 <Arbition> wait is that what the video is?
00:00 <Tim-Sim> .
00:00 <Cath^> it'll look like you're getting some
00:00 <Cath^> lolz
00:00 <President_Trump> u offering Cath^?
00:00 <Tim-Sim> ?
00:00 <Cath^> i don't have any
00:00 <Tim-Sim> Damn hard to do a ? Sometimes
00:00 <President_Trump> some guy eating mcdonalds
01:00 <Arbition> eh, it is what it is I'll know tomorrow probably
02:00 <MiaOneness> welcome tim-sim
02:00 <Tim-Sim_> Thanks MiaOneness 
03:00 <Tim-Sim_> You just reminded me to turn the aromatherapy doodad on
03:00 <MiaOneness> get cinammon
04:00 <couleurs> what other doodad's you got Tim
04:00 <Tim-Sim_> Cinnamon you reckon? Ok
05:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah i think that's awesome. Id have cinnamon for my room
05:00 <MiaOneness> its good for memory and shit
05:00 <MiaOneness> oh hes gone
05:00 <steven> kekeke
05:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
05:00 <Tim-Sim_> Cool, could always do with more memory
05:00 <steven> haha
05:00 <steven> oh he isnt!
06:00 <MiaOneness> memory is intelligence
06:00 <Tim-Sim_> It is this stupid iPad
06:00 <MiaOneness> i cant believe I'm using mibbit
06:00 <MiaOneness> should of paid for registration with mirc when i had money in my card
06:00 <MiaOneness> now I'm a mibbiter
06:00 <amelia> i can't believe its not mirc
06:00 <MiaOneness> me neither :D
06:00 <steven> you dont need to register
06:00 <xm> pre-emptive not a bot message
06:00 <Arbition> Lol
06:00 <Arbition> Maybe xm has a filter for bot and a special alarm that he should check irc
07:00 <Tim-Sim_> I can't believe it's not butter
07:00 <MiaOneness> i know, but wont let me log in.. the trial has expired..
07:00 <steven> just wait like 30 seconds and continue will work!
07:00 <MiaOneness> nah
07:00 <President_Trump> download an old version and u dont need to register
07:00 <MiaOneness> i was doing that for an extra month, don't work anymore
07:00 <MiaOneness> oh
07:00 <MiaOneness> truly?
07:00 <steven> or ask nice1 for a hack n crack wednesday
07:00 <steven> yeah old version works
07:00 <Tim-Sim_> Xchat is free
07:00 <MiaOneness> someone send me the link
07:00 <President_Trump> mibbit is shit, only full blowns use that
07:00 <MiaOneness> i don't know how to work that
07:00 <MiaOneness> whats a full blown
07:00 <couleurs> gimme your credit card and i'll get u mirc babey
07:00 <xm> Arbition: Invalid command or filename
07:00 <couleurs> i'm the best bot their is
08:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
08:00 <steven> http://www.oldversion.com/windows/mirc/
08:00 <steven> 6.2
08:00 <MiaOneness> 3474848394994399484 expiry date 12/19
08:00 <MiaOneness> Mia Oneness
08:00 <couleurs> cool....
08:00 <MiaOneness> which version should I download?
08:00 <xm> !pISCes
08:00 <couleurs> Pisces: u r a pisces
09:00 <ArbItShon> ok cool
10:00 <couleurs> 6.9 ;)
10:00 <steven> 6.2
10:00 <steven> gosh
10:00 <couleurs> aw
10:00 <Cath^> tozza...
11:00 <Cath^> sigh
12:00 <President_Trump> good work tozza
12:00 <steven> yea tossa
12:00 <spanish> What's u up to amelia
13:00 <Mia> thats better
14:00 <Nice1> heh
15:00 <couleurs> wb Mia Nice1 n me bean waiting all day 4 u
16:00 <MiaOneness> LOL couleurs
16:00 <MiaOneness> go watch soccer
16:00 <couleurs> ok Kelevra 
16:00 <amelia> u like thin eyebrows
16:00 <amelia> FUCK U MELIA
16:00 <beagle> under alt isnt a bot
16:00 <beagle> thats guiseppe
17:00 <amelia> U DUMB FAT BITCH I BASH U
17:00 <MiaOneness> LOL that was amusing I must say..
17:00 <MiaOneness> totally lost in translation
17:00 <couleurs> that a good movie... tell Tim 2 watch it but only half of it 
18:00 <steven> lols
18:00 <Tim-Sim_> I am watching a doco on the universe
18:00 <MiaOneness> thats not a good movie
18:00 <Tim-Sim_> Has great graphics
19:00 <Tim-Sim_> Has Michu Kaku in it
19:00 <MiaOneness> OOoOo
19:00 <MiaOneness> whats it called
19:00 <mrwuf> !gemini 
20:00 <MiaOneness> I like watching uni lectures about quantum physics Tim.. I find I learn more that way
20:00 <MiaOneness> The problem is I learn it, and because I dont have anyone to share the knowledge with
20:00 <MiaOneness> I forget it
20:00 <Tim-Sim_> How The Universe Works 2012
21:00 <carlOz> quantum physics is the shit MiaOneness 
21:00 <MiaOneness> It definitely is interesting, and more spiritual subject
21:00 <President_Trump> that with that black guy?
21:00 <President_Trump> hosting
21:00 <MiaOneness> When you read about it, you believe in magic
21:00 <MiaOneness> Neil De Grasse Tyson?
21:00 <carlOz> neil degrasse tyson
21:00 <Tim-Sim_> No President_Trump, different one
21:00 <Tim-Sim_> I like that though
21:00 <spanish> Time for snacks lol
22:00 <MiaOneness> Theres another quantum physic expert, but i forget his name... put him on like inFacebook so I can remember his name
22:00 <Tim-Sim_> I am half way through it
22:00 <carlOz> micho kaku?
22:00 <MiaOneness> but cant think fo it now...Neil aint the only succesful one
22:00 <MiaOneness> No Michio is Japanese
22:00 <MiaOneness> I like Michio..hes a dude
22:00 <Tim-Sim_> There are a few of them
22:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah..
22:00 <Tim-Sim_> In the public limelight
22:00 <carlOz> brian cox
22:00 <MiaOneness> Dont know him
23:00 <Tim-Sim_> Lawrence Kraus is a good one too
23:00 <Tim-Sim_> Brian cos is ok for a girl
23:00 <MiaOneness> I only got introduced to him through you
23:00 <Tim-Sim_> Brian cox
23:00 <carlOz> lol
23:00 <MiaOneness> off to have a smoke brb
23:00 <President_Trump> g do u think faux is hot?
25:00 <Tim-Sim_> Leonard susskinf
25:00 <Tim-Sim_> Susskind
25:00 <carlOz> the bald cunt
25:00 <carlOz> his lectures are boring 
25:00 <mrwuf> uH oH GoSSSip QuEEn TRUMP stARting FiREs
25:00 <amelia> lolllll
26:00 <carlOz> but he knows his shit
26:00 <carlOz> Christopher Hitchens
26:00 <carlOz> hitchslapped any cunt got in his way 
26:00 <carlOz> so good 
26:00 <Tim-Sim_> Christopher Hitchens is a legend but he ain't no physicist
26:00 <couleurs> agreed.
27:00 <carlOz> he's up there tho
27:00 <MiaOneness> Leonard Sussking aint boring
27:00 <carlOz> up theere with dawkins and krauss
27:00 <MiaOneness> let me find a qucick snip of him during an interview
27:00 <MiaOneness> love it
27:00 <MiaOneness> hang 
27:00 <Tim-Sim_> I have a few hitchen's t-shirts
27:00 <xm> Peter Hitchens >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Christopher Hitchens
28:00 <carlOz> is he smoking a dart 
28:00 <Tim-Sim_> Got a heap of Dawkins DVDs, ordered the whole set for his website years ago, that is how I learnt of hitchen's, dan deniers, Kraus and the other one
29:00 <Tim-Sim_> Dan dennets
29:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bgZmBAnhdg
29:00 <xm> new atheism peaked already
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leonard Susskind - Why does mathematics work? - Differential Equations in Action (Feb 23, 2015) Length: 5:52 - Category: Education - 24,314 views views - 279 likes (98.2%), 5 dislikes (1.8%)
29:00 <MiaOneness> I think hes cool in this
29:00 <MiaOneness> I like him
29:00 <xm> it's all downhill from here
30:00 <carlOz> yeah discovered many names from dawkins too Tim-Sim_ 
31:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXhz5lwYqGA
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Audiofreq & Dave Revan - Psychosonic (From Audiology) (Nov 24, 2016) Length: 4:05 - Category: Music - 935 views views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <carlOz> MiaOneness he's awesome to listen to but his lectures put me to sleep
32:00 <MiaOneness> you have to be in the zone to hear him
33:00 <carlOz> yeah
34:00 <MiaOneness> or taking notes
34:00 <carlOz> Sir Isaac Newton
34:00 <MiaOneness> Love Newton.. my fav
34:00 <MiaOneness> buried amongst kings
34:00 <MiaOneness> Have you seen his documentary with alchemy?
34:00 <carlOz> the inventor of calculus
34:00 <MiaOneness> madman, but superb.. didnt have sex
34:00 <MiaOneness> end of times prophecy
34:00 <MiaOneness> i like him because he was religious
34:00 <MiaOneness> I reckon he spoke to trees
34:00 <mrwuf> reminds me of adema, 311,linkin park lmao
34:00 <MiaOneness> why d g send us the video?
35:00 <couleurs> well my favourite is Yahoo Serious
35:00 <carlOz> he got appled in the temple
35:00 <carlOz> nek minit calculus was born
35:00 <carlOz> yahoo serious lol
35:00 <MiaOneness> what do you think of todats photos, im not wearing extneions https://www.instagram.com/p/BSnyEsNlO0I/?taken-by=m.oneness
35:00 <carlOz> farken young einstein
35:00 <Tim-Sim> Just had a heap of vitamins, gotta get healthy
35:00 <amelia> hie spanish frand
36:00 <MiaOneness> royal society
36:00 <MiaOneness> Priory of Sion member, thats why he could do the shit he could
36:00 <carlOz> very pretty mia
36:00 <MiaOneness> i didnt put much effort
36:00 <Tim-Sim> What is pretty?
36:00 <MiaOneness> i dont like the way i loook without exntesions
36:00 <Tim-Sim> Oh
36:00 <MiaOneness> but i know i have to get use to it
36:00 <Tim-Sim> Gotta get fit
36:00 <mrwuf> Tim-Sim, easy way to lose weight without doing anything much is consuming 1L strong green tea everyday
37:00 <xm> you should become a judge so you have an excuse to wear big wigs
37:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
37:00 <MiaOneness> isaac newton wore it!
37:00 <Tim-Sim> Green tea makes my arsehole itchy
37:00 <mrwuf> maybe you have worms... thats usually a sign of hook worms I believe... buy a dewormer
37:00 <Tim-Sim> No, I don't have worms
38:00 <Tim-Sim> Now watching Cosmos
38:00 <Tim-Sim> Up to the last episode
38:00 <Arbition> MiaOneness, oh good. You asked for a photo last night, http://i.imgur.com/0QNI8E8.jpg would you say that's long enough hair?
38:00 <Tim-Sim> It is only if I have certain foods
38:00 <mrwuf> not around children, don't eat fast food, no pets?
38:00 <Tim-Sim> Nope
38:00 <amelia> Tim is trolling
38:00 <Tim-Sim> I eat fast food sometimes
38:00 <mrwuf> any of those typical vector, along with kissing, love making
39:00 <MiaOneness> yeah, but needs to be styled so you dont look nutty
39:00 <steven> haha
39:00 <amelia> lollllll mia
39:00 <Arbition> Nutty is how I like it
39:00 <MiaOneness> slick it back and take a pic, and ill tell you what i think
39:00 <Tim-Sim> No actually up to 10 out of 13, this one is about Isaac Newton, what a coincidence
39:00 <steven> i got one.....
39:00 <amelia> SLICK IT BACK hahahaha
39:00 <steven> lols
39:00 <MiaOneness> i want to see it slicked back
39:00 <amelia> mia your hair looks shorter
39:00 <MiaOneness> put some water in it and take a pic
39:00 <mrwuf> oh you probably just have yeast overgrowth
39:00 <Raichu> Tim-Sim is safe then
39:00 <mrwuf> do you have foot fungus 
39:00 <mrwuf> get rashes for no reason
39:00 <MiaOneness> lol@yeast overgrowth
39:00 <MiaOneness> LOL mrwuf
39:00 <Tim-Sim> I just had vit b3, nicatinamide, Swisse multivitamin, zinc
39:00 <MiaOneness> hypochrondriac
39:00 <Tim-Sim> No foot fungus
39:00 <MiaOneness> i need thiamine
40:00 <amelia> slicked back is NEVER a good look
40:00 <MiaOneness> yeah no extensions in it, thats me without doing anything
40:00 <amelia> fkn cow lick
40:00 <Arbition> alright, let me find a hair tie
40:00 <President_Trump> u can tell its fake hair, everyone know that except maybe a few dumb guys
40:00 <amelia> i meant ur hair looks nice shorter
40:00 <MiaOneness> what do you think of my eyebrows amelia? do they need to be shaped?
40:00 <MiaOneness> oh I dont like it, cause i think it looks thin
40:00 <MiaOneness> its not healthy looking
40:00 <amelia> AHAAHA lemme check again
40:00 <couleurs> yea u look betta with ur wig off mia
40:00 <mrwuf> green tea https://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-8376/10-signs-you-have-candida-overgrowth-what-to-do-about-it.html
40:00 <MiaOneness> looking to buy gengki bilboa or whatever its called
40:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah I read all about candida years ago, I don't eat much bread
40:00 <Tim-Sim> Gink
40:00 <mrwuf> beer?
40:00 <Tim-Sim> Ginkgo Biloela
41:00 <MiaOneness> really?
41:00 <Arbition> I wonder if I threw out my hair ties
41:00 <amelia> I like thicker eyebrows so urs look fine
41:00 <MiaOneness> dont tie it up Arb
41:00 <MiaOneness> my eyebrows are naturally thick.. im greek
41:00 <Arbition> how am I supposed to "slick" it?
41:00 <couleurs> Yes... Would I Lie 2 U?
41:00 <Arbition> If you mean gel
41:00 <MiaOneness> put some water and style it back
41:00 <Arbition> it doesn't work
41:00 <steven> hair wax or gel
41:00 <MiaOneness> no water
41:00 <amelia> lollllllll
41:00 <MiaOneness> its just a test to see what suits you
41:00 <amelia> dont slick ur fkn hair back
41:00 <mrwuf> yeast is added to everything, idk why
41:00 <Tim-Sim> I used to use that, thins the blood
41:00 <MiaOneness> did it work Tim?
41:00 <Tim-Sim> I actually started growing some for seed yeeeeears ago
41:00 <mrwuf> sure fire indicator is gas, if you farting all time you got yeast 
41:00 <Tim-Sim> Very subtle MiaOneness 
41:00 <Tim-Sim> Worth a go though Mia
41:00 <MiaOneness> Hm Ill buy some next month or so
41:00 <MiaOneness> after Easter
42:00 <MiaOneness> dont go putting wax in it just yet
42:00 <Arbition> water darkens my hair
42:00 <amelia> gay as aids
42:00 <MiaOneness> it might look good
42:00 <Arbition> it does
42:00 <MiaOneness> long hair rememeber
42:00 <amelia> he'll look like a poindexter
42:00 <President_Trump> hazard likes short hair
42:00 <Arbition> but it dries too, and when I use gel, it doesn't hold
42:00 <President_Trump> he told me
42:00 <couleurs> can't u just take off your wig too
42:00 <beagle> salami sandwich 
42:00 <MiaOneness> lol couleurs
42:00 <mrwuf> Tim-Sim, you have to eat natural food to get vitamins and minerals
42:00 <MiaOneness> If i come back to Melbounre, Im gonna make it a thing to go to Victoria market or the likes of such
43:00 <MiaOneness> try do a man bun..
43:00 <MiaOneness> that would add style
43:00 <amelia> oh jeezus lord almighty
43:00 <Tim-Sim>  NO
43:00 <amelia> that would add faggotness
43:00 <MiaOneness> i like it, footy players do it
43:00 <carlOz> LOLL
43:00 <MiaOneness> soccer amelia
43:00 <carlOz> so true amelia
43:00 <amelia> are u purposely trying to make him look like a fuckwit
43:00 <Tim-Sim> DO NOT DO A MAN BUN!
43:00 <amelia> i think u are
43:00 <MiaOneness> i want to test and see what looks good on him
43:00 <amelia> hahahahahaha
43:00 <Tim-Sim> No mrwuf, you can buy them in bottles from the supermarket or chemist warehouse 
43:00 <MiaOneness> Sunderland is shit man
43:00 <mrwuf> theres a difference between biological active minerals and basically rocks... what goes into _most_ multivitamins is rock minerals
43:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes true
43:00 <President_Trump> mcdonalds + vitamins much better than just eating vegetables
43:00 <Tim-Sim> I bough colloidal minerals years ago
43:00 <mrwuf> the natural method is bacteria in the soil breaks down minerals which plants absorb and we eat, or we eat the animals that eat the plants
44:00 <MiaOneness> im not a hairdresser, but have to play around with different styles
44:00 <MiaOneness> to see what suits him.. the picture looked fine for everyday ARB, but you cant use that hairdo everywhere
44:00 <President_Trump> MAN BUN MAN BUN MAN BUN
44:00 <MiaOneness> you need to style it sometimes
44:00 <MiaOneness> shut up Chromeo
44:00 <MiaOneness> youre a needy girl
44:00 <amelia> man buns & shit poems, the way to mias heart
44:00 <Tim-Sim> Had a big bottle of colloidal minerals
44:00 <MiaOneness> heres youseff
44:00 <youssef> Hi everyone
44:00 <Tim-Sim> Back when I was a freak
44:00 <mrwuf> modern farming methods completely destroy bacteria which breaks this link, but even without that typical agriculture over sows same crop again, and again, depleting the soil of minerals.. if its not in the soil its not going to be in the plant
44:00 <youssef> I registered nick some how MiaOneness
44:00 <MiaOneness> lol you
44:00 <MiaOneness> Watching manchester ut now
45:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
45:00 <couleurs> <MiaOneness> may i suggest a bowl cut
45:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA carlOz
45:00 <carlOz> lolll
45:00 <MiaOneness> you guys!!! well then again dont forget Arb is not in his 20s
45:00 <MiaOneness> he has to have a hairstyle thats appropate
45:00 <MiaOneness> oh yes he is
45:00 <MiaOneness> hes only 27 i think he said
45:00 <amelia> ahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahaahhahahahahahaa
45:00 <MiaOneness> well let me correct
45:00 <MiaOneness> and say
45:00 <Arbition> what
45:00 <MiaOneness> Im not in m 20s
45:00 <steven> haaaaaaaaaaaa
45:00 <youssef> MiaOneness. Some op banned my original ip.  Who should I talk to about  it
45:00 <MiaOneness> asd
45:00 <mrwuf> your tongue is coated with tastebuds because its a very useful way for you detect poison. poisons alkaloids taste very bitter and unpleasant in order to protect you
45:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know
45:00 <mrwuf> sugary and high fat foods taste delicious to us
45:00 <youssef> I am unable to use my original ip
45:00 <youssef> Hmmm
45:00 <mrwuf> we can't taste protein, theres no animo acid tastebud thats why you or I will not enjoy boiled chicken but your cat will go mental 4 it
46:00 <MiaOneness> Arb you 27?
46:00 <President_Trump> wear your hair like deadpandadolls
46:00 <Arbition> yes
46:00 <couleurs> lol
46:00 <MiaOneness> yeah, i dont know.. im 35 soon, so Im outdated when it comes to fashion
46:00 <amelia> mia is cracking me up
46:00 <MiaOneness> i dont follow the trend
46:00 <MiaOneness> lol amelia.. im glad
46:00 <youssef> G there!
46:00 <youssef> tozza
46:00 <Tim-Sim> We can't taste water either
46:00 <youssef> Tim-Sim hi
46:00 <Tim-Sim> Hi youssef 
46:00 <youssef> Whatsup MiaOneness
47:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness:  what colour gum boots do you wear to the shop?
47:00 <couleurs> miasmakeovers.com.au
47:00 <youssef> Tim-Sim from!?
47:00 <Tim-Sim> No
47:00 <mrwuf> we now create artificial food, like maccas, which is designed to satisfy all your taste receptions but is devoid of nutrients and won't even digest due to all preservatiives.. you're acid will break it down, then it just sits inside you.. yuck
47:00 <youssef> Glenn?
47:00 <mrwuf> want to be healthy? lose weight? have clear skin? eat natural foods which are still alive
47:00 <Raichu> Are we all doctors in here now?
47:00 <Raichu> This is all YOUR fault Sutekh
48:00 <President_Trump> get a man bag too
48:00 <amelia> mia how would u dress Arbition?
48:00 <Tim-Sim> And a pouch to put your testicles in
48:00 <MiaOneness> man bag can be bought for cheap Arb... www.rosewholesale.com
48:00 <carlOz> lol man bag
48:00 <MiaOneness> there got some good ones.. thought of buying myself a manbag
48:00 <Arbition> why would I want a man bag
48:00 <MiaOneness> They are trendy
48:00 <amelia> have u seen the show "snog, marry, avoid"
48:00 <Arbition> I have a backpack
48:00 <Raichu> Talking about your GP.
48:00 <Tim-Sim> Mrwuf, I will buy a heap of digestive enzymes tomorrow, they did not have any at the supermarket
48:00 <youssef> Raichu sounds Indian
48:00 <Raichu> Raichu is a pokemon
48:00 <Raichu> lol
48:00 <President_Trump> so u had a shower for nothing?
48:00 <Sutekh> haha
48:00 <mrwuf> your body, your life man
48:00 <youssef> Oh President_Trump is here :O
48:00 <Tim-Sim> youssef sounds palestinian
48:00 <mrwuf> why anyone would want to play life on hard mode by being fat is beyond my comprehension, I love having sex
49:00 <MiaOneness> I like men who wear one
49:00 <MiaOneness> No, backpack is 80s
49:00 <Arbition> well I'm not going to get one
49:00 <carlOz> you dont want a man bag Arbition 
49:00 <Arbition> backpacks are forever
49:00 <carlOz> cunts will wanna bash ya
49:00 <amelia> mia in that pic of Arbition, would u snog, marry or avoid him
49:00 <MiaOneness> Id talk to him.. but that would be it
49:00 <steven> lol
49:00 <carlOz> 3
49:00 <amelia> thats not an option sorry
49:00 <couleurs> yes i love that show the robot roasts all the contestants like gordom ramsey 
49:00 <youssef> Tim-Sim :)
49:00 <youssef> I'm from Melbourne and u Tim-Sim
49:00 <MiaOneness> lol mrwuf
49:00 <Tim-Sim> Melbourne
49:00 <Sutekh> scientists did a experiment with mice, one group were fed junk food, another healthy,, you guessed it the junk food group lived longer :D
49:00 <youssef> Oh wow nice to meet u Tim-Sim
49:00 <mrwuf> are you on antidrepssants Tim-Sim 
50:00 <amelia> i will repeat ur options
50:00 <amelia> #1. Snog
50:00 <MiaOneness> i dont avoid people
50:00 <amelia> #2. Marry
50:00 <amelia> 3. Avoid
50:00 <MiaOneness> avoid
50:00 <MiaOneness> lol
50:00 <steven> haha
50:00 <MiaOneness> im a bitch *cries*
50:00 <carlOz> haha
50:00 <carlOz> so brutal mia 
50:00 <Tim-Sim> I bet if his hair was neater you would snog him
50:00 <MiaOneness> i like a particular style of man
50:00 <amelia> with a mia-makeover, could you then snog or marry him
50:00 <amelia> or still avoid
50:00 <Arbition> my hair doesn't neaten
50:00 <President_Trump> this is the look Arbition should go for https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bb/b3/6a/bbb36ab3efa28282bb776c19e28ea5ef--undercut-hairstyle-men-undercut.jpg
50:00 <Tim-Sim> No mrwuf 
50:00 <mrwuf> a side effect of anti-depressants, aside from not really caring, is that they sometimes make sweet foods more tasty
50:00 <Tim-Sim> I am really happy
50:00 <mrwuf> along with sexual disfunction and baldness
50:00 <mrwuf> basically if you take them, they will make you bald, unable to get a boner and obese...  damn right
51:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know amelia,, that would be interesting
51:00 <Arbition> It is wavy
51:00 <Arbition> and very stubborn
51:00 <MiaOneness> he lacks condifence and i cant have that
51:00 <MiaOneness> it ruins my libido
51:00 <steven> look at jen inside the store
51:00 <amelia> i would agree with that
51:00 <carlOz> LOL
51:00 <couleurs> lmao at the woman
51:00 <carlOz> that pic says it all trump
51:00 <carlOz> how not to look
51:00 <MiaOneness> what with antidepressents?
51:00 <youssef> How old are u Tim-Sim
51:00 <Tim-Sim>  38
51:00 <mrwuf> yeah and some antipsychotic meds will increase your estrogen 
51:00 <youssef> Ok
51:00 <youssef> I'm 31 Tim-Sim
51:00 <MiaOneness> When I was on medication, didnt see my period.. still dont!
51:00 <youssef> BTW I'm single
52:00 <amelia> LOLLL the girl steven
52:00 <amelia> didn't even notice her
52:00 <steven> lols
52:00 <couleurs> i've got that shirt but don't have the gay pants or loafers 2 match 
52:00 <couleurs> PhEw
52:00 <youssef> Lmao
52:00 <MiaOneness> And its been a while I am off them
52:00 <mrwuf> whats your diet like
52:00 <MiaOneness> Hm greek food predomiately
52:00 <MiaOneness> I dont eat a lot though
52:00 <youssef> MiaOneness how's the weather in Perth
52:00 <President_Trump> MiaOneness are u unable to get a boner?
52:00 <MiaOneness> I dont know, Im not from Perth
52:00 <mrwuf> how many ciggs you smoke per day
52:00 <youssef> Weather is terrible in Melbourne Tim-Sim
52:00 <MiaOneness> I couldnt get horny for about 3.5years
53:00 <MiaOneness> thats not the man bun i was referring to in pic
53:00 <MiaOneness> let me find
53:00 <couleurs> she giving him the ole winky dinky
53:00 <Agent> [23:51] <President_Trump> MiaOneness are u unable to get a boner?
53:00 <Agent> [23:52] <+MiaOneness> I dont know, Im not from Perth
53:00 <Agent> Lol
53:00 <MiaOneness> I smoke a packet
53:00 <mrwuf> how many nights a week u drink alcohol
53:00 <mrwuf> those are probably factors
53:00 <MiaOneness> Not often.. maybe 2 a month
53:00 <youssef> Hmmm
53:00 <mrwuf> healthy food, sunlight, exercise thats all it takes for health
53:00 <Raichu> mrwuf: Not true
53:00 <youssef> I  don't  even know how does alcohol taste like ;O
54:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.google.com.cy/search?q=man+bun+soccer&safe=strict&tbm=isch&imgil=tS1-8NhE8_fhbM%253A%253BnCMvdXxQDxvBHM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.byrdie.com%25252Fsexy-man-hair-bun-chris-hemsworth-jared-leto-2014&source=iu&pf=m&fir=tS1-8NhE8_fhbM%253A%252CnCMvdXxQDxvBHM%252C_&usg=__tuJ3xE087jrc6tJD6E_QhsnUTpY%3D&biw=640&bih=444&ved=0ahUKEwjv-OmKgZXTAhWBHxoKHY31BaIQyjcILA&ei=XOvoWO_aN4G_
54:00 <MiaOneness> aI3rl5AK#imgrc=tS1-8NhE8_fhbM:&spf=191  Arb, like this
54:00 <steven> nice link
54:00 <MiaOneness> look at celebs, to know how to style hair
54:00 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
54:00 <amelia> gay as aids
54:00 <MiaOneness> http://i.imgur.com/KBKctaH.jpg
54:00 <MiaOneness> I look healthy
54:00 <Raichu> Generally women seem more horny when drunk
54:00 <MiaOneness> Just my eyes give me problems
54:00 <MiaOneness> They are weird eyes
54:00 <Raichu> Weird? How so?
54:00 <MiaOneness> Ah they have a life of their own..
54:00 <youssef> Hmm
54:00 <Raichu> loll
54:00 <mrwuf> do u need glasses
54:00 <MiaOneness> I need surgery, but docs say no, because it could give me double vision
55:00 <MiaOneness> make sure you dont overly brush it, to give it the brunswick look
55:00 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/K639lYv?r
55:00 <MiaOneness> LOl not that one
55:00 <amelia> that's ur man
55:00 <MiaOneness> not mine
55:00 <amelia> urs
55:00 <couleurs> they look like a monkey and a horse
55:00 <MiaOneness> So I just stay as I am
55:00 <youssef> Weather is terrible
55:00 <youssef> So rainy
55:00 <Tim-Sim> What?
55:00 <MiaOneness> What was today like Agent?
55:00 <MiaOneness> Have a good time on your day off?
55:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: what do your eyes do? Do they go crosseyed?
55:00 <Agent> I didn't do a whole lot today Mia
56:00 <MiaOneness> i dont look any better, so ill take it lol
56:00 <carlOz> lol brunswick look
56:00 <carlOz> lets not enter hipster territory 
56:00 <MiaOneness> i like the brunswick look
56:00 <carlOz> ill stab someone 
56:00 <couleurs> finally some FiFa chat #blessed #buns
56:00 <MiaOneness> why
56:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
56:00 <MiaOneness> Arb the good thing is, youre not losing your hair
56:00 <amelia> #nofilta
56:00 <Agent> I went to sleep very early last night
56:00 <MiaOneness> Not really.. they zone out and everrythings blurry when I get too tired
56:00 <youssef> Oh
56:00 <Agent> Got up and made bacon egg and cheese rolls for breakfast!
56:00 <MiaOneness> I cant see, go into zones
56:00 <youssef> U probably need some medicine MiaOneness
56:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah you said that before
56:00 <MiaOneness> Did you leave the house for anything else
56:00 <MiaOneness> Nah went to specialists in the past
56:00 <Agent> Not today, it's been an indoorsey day today
56:00 <Agent> Weather wasn't great
56:00 <MiaOneness> They dont want to operate, but I might get better with glasses
57:00 <MiaOneness> amelia arent you in the same location.. go to San Churros or something with Arb, introduce him to some girls
57:00 <amelia> I live in Perth
57:00 <MiaOneness> I have 20 20 vision though
57:00 <MiaOneness> i think its an optic nerve failure, because my nerves arent the best
57:00 <youssef> 20 is alot?
58:00 <MiaOneness> oh
58:00 <couleurs> Mia exposeing everyone 1 by 1 i'm getten nervous
58:00 <MiaOneness> lol sorry
58:00 <MiaOneness> ill stop
58:00 <steven> MiaOneness, do u like this skirt ? http://imgur.com/78Vvtii
58:00 <amelia> LOLLLLL
58:00 <President_Trump> lols
58:00 <MiaOneness> its alright
58:00 <steven> ewwww yuk
58:00 <Raichu> 20 20 is perfect
58:00 <Agent> 20 20 means that what a person with perfect vision can see at 20 feet, you can see at 20 feet (ie, you have perfect vision)
58:00 <MiaOneness> Did you play your game.. League of Champions or whatever its called
58:00 <youssef> I see
58:00 <Agent> Ten years ago I was assigned a rating of 20 15, which is better than perfect
58:00 <Agent> But now my vision is far from perfect
58:00 <MiaOneness> Getting old now
59:00 <amelia> good call mia
59:00 <Tim-Sim> What I miss?
59:00 <carlOz> cauliflower looks fresh 
59:00 <couleurs> i thought the tiles were part of it
59:00 <amelia> AHAHAA
59:00 <MiaOneness> its not bad, why?
59:00 <steven> just wondering
59:00 <MiaOneness> id wear it once or twice or around the house
59:00 <amelia> AROUND THE HOUSE
59:00 <youssef> How old are you Agent
59:00 <Agent> I am the only member of my family that doesn't need glasses, but that's probably only a matter of time
59:00 <MiaOneness> Its amazing as we age, how much shit we go through
59:00 <Agent> I'll be 37 in two weeks.
59:00 <youssef> U r young Agent
59:00 <Agent> Yeah
59:00 <Agent> My vision isn't shit yet
59:00 <youssef> Why Ur eye sight isn't perfect  Agent
59:00 <Agent> But it's definitely declining, I am noticing a marked decreaes since my younger days.
59:00 <blyke> Agent
59:00 <blyke> hi
Search this day's buffer: