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02:00 <Agent-StarTrek> What kinda porn is on the menu tonight
02:00 <\alienatedromeo> all sorts
03:00 <staffecet> i want some big cock colombian transgender tonight
04:00 <nothing> Lol fgt
05:00 <staffecet> customers are always right nothing will have a no job
05:00 <President_Trump> Agent has greek porn on the menu
06:00 <staffecet> women want too much batman juice so they could breed aliens
06:00 <staffecet> ...ok i take it back
07:00 <\a-----r> anyone here take sleeping pills?
07:00 <nothing> Yes
07:00 <MiaOneness> LOL@ Greek porn
07:00 <\a-----r> ahh
08:00 <nothing> Dexxies
08:00 <^Roshanda^> um i take temaz but not often why
08:00 <\a-----r> cause i ran out of sleeping pills
08:00 <^Roshanda^> lol me too
08:00 <nothing> Real men shoot up heroin
08:00 <Tim-Sim> There is a guy here called Greek snake MiaOneness, it is a homo joke
08:00 <\a-----r> they are expsensive
09:00 <\a-----r> mmm :)
09:00 <nothing> Lies
09:00 <MiaOneness> Oh fair enough
09:00 <^Roshanda^> expensive is byuredon that was 120 for 4 of them
09:00 <Tim-Sim>  Absolutely deplorable
09:00 <^Roshanda^> unless your on PBS like i am then you should get them at 5 dollars something
09:00 <^Roshanda^> but im diabetic so i get the pbs
09:00 <\a-----r> ok ok
09:00 <staffecet> too much
10:00 <President_Trump> roshy did u do a few afternoon burps today?
10:00 <^Roshanda^> no
10:00 <staffecet> brb snappers have grilled
10:00 <^Roshanda^> do you always ask fucken stupid questions
10:00 <President_Trump> what was wrong with that question?
10:00 <staffecet> put some batman juice on my fish
11:00 <staffecet> i know you guys are laughinh except beagle, he takes me seriously
12:00 <^Roshanda^> you always ask it
12:00 <^Roshanda^> it gets old
12:00 <staffecet> relax beagle crack a laugh
12:00 <MickTaylor> Forgot I was on here
12:00 <MickTaylor> Bloody fifa
12:00 <nothing> Staffecet haven't you died yet you black dog?
12:00 <staffecet> MickTaylor aka skirmish most wanted by federal cops
13:00 <nothing> Staffecet burned house down and claimed insurance
13:00 <Raichu> staffecet: How's the insurance fraud business treating you?
13:00 <nothing> Lol
14:00 <nothing> Nice raichu
14:00 <Raichu> More success in Dhaka mate?
14:00 <\a-----r> coffee coffee coffee
14:00 <Raichu> staffecet: Speak up
14:00 <nothing> Raichu rapes his mothers cunt
15:00 <something> :)
15:00 <something> i need more money for weed
15:00 <Raichu> nothing: You seem stressed
15:00 <nothing> Lol
15:00 <Raichu> You ok mate?
15:00 <nothing> A slightly
16:00 <Raichu> nothing: Are you whipped like Agent?
16:00 <nothing> Just need to caress your girls slit
16:00 <nothing> No lol
16:00 <Raichu> My girl?
16:00 <nothing> Yes
16:00 <nothing> Your girl
16:00 <Raichu> Who might this be?
16:00 <nothing> U know 
16:00 <Raichu> Last I knew, I didn't have a gir
16:00 <Raichu> l
17:00 <nothing> Lies
17:00 <pickanameandstickwithit> who has had sex recently?
17:00 <staffecet> tasty sanpper
17:00 <staffecet> 8 pound a kilo
17:00 <Raichu> nothing: Name my girl
17:00 <nothing> Lols
17:00 <staffecet> no wonder daddy's here are porn start
17:00 <nothing> Raichu u know
17:00 <nothing> No need
17:00 <Raichu> Nobody?
17:00 <staffecet> keeps a bullet for souvenior
18:00 <nothing> Guess again raichu
18:00 <nothing> Mmmm mmmm mmm
18:00 <Raichu> I give up?
18:00 <Raichu> lols
18:00 <staffecet> boys boys come lick my cock
19:00 <Raichu> staffecet: Fuck up faggot
19:00 <romeo> cock is gross
19:00 <romeo> always has been
19:00 <staffecet> who wants some batman juice?
19:00 <romeo> not me
19:00 <romeo> i want some beer
19:00 <nothing> Raichus girl will suck my boiled lolly
20:00 <Raichu> You're getting an imaginary bj?
20:00 <Raichu> Cool story bro.
20:00 <Tim-Sim> Almost there
20:00 <nothing> Won't be long
21:00 <romeo> cancer or cannabis?
21:00 <President_Trump> props tho
22:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/gallery/ULEegzZ
23:00 <DVS> LOOOOLLLLLLL
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Might go to the gym soon
24:00 <staffecet> go to stkilda sea bath have a jaccuzi
24:00 <Raichu> moopoo: What loser on here has claimed me?
24:00 <DVS> Which gym Tim-Sim?
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Can't say
25:00 <DVS> Why not lol
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Coz, people
25:00 <Raichu> He thinks he's worthy of stalking
25:00 <DVS> I go to Goodlife in Karingal or Fountain Gate depending on where Im at
25:00 <DVS> LOOOLLLLLLL
25:00 <President_Trump> https://i.redditmedia.com/gsfV01mMBpmPHOxCGAixwJ_MlJCo9e7N3M9nNtJdgeU.png?w=791&s=196ee679943258fa9132589e3e0f88a2
26:00 <\everything> oh trump
26:00 <Student> Greetings
27:00 <\everything> hello
27:00 <\everything> student
27:00 <\everything> how are you today?
27:00 <Student> \everything :)
27:00 <Student> i am doing good, thank you 
27:00 <\everything> ah cool
27:00 <Raichu> moopoo: Speak up
27:00 <Student> how is it going for you \everything?
28:00 <\everything> yes i can't sleep cause the clowns will eat me
28:00 <Tim-Sim> Lol
28:00 <\everything> and ive had too much coffee again
28:00 <\everything> :)
28:00 <staffecet> Student im in london but your still in paki
28:00 <Student> delicate :P)
28:00 <Student> staffecet yes, i am consistent
29:00 <staffecet> your just lazy
29:00 <staffecet> half of aust population are pakistani ethnicity didnt you know Student, ask Raichu
30:00 <Raichu> wot
31:00 <\everything> hand
32:00 <Tim-Sim> One more character to unlock, MiaOneness 
33:00 <MiaOneness> Gee arent you sick of that game already
33:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah, a bit
33:00 <Tim-Sim> It's starting to stress me out
34:00 <Tim-Sim> Need to finish it but need to get to gym before it is too late
35:00 <Tim-Sim> Oh god
35:00 <Tim-Sim> Help me
35:00 <Blyke> hi Tim-Sim
36:00 <Tim-Sim> Hi Blyke 
36:00 <Blyke> are u suzi
36:00 <Tim-Sim> No
36:00 <Blyke> lols
36:00 <Raichu> :/
37:00 <DVS> MiaOneness what games do you play?
37:00 <DVS> Tim-Sim you got a ps4?
37:00 <Tim-Sim> No
37:00 <Blyke> i do
37:00 <Blyke> lols
37:00 <DVS> LOOOOOLLLLL
37:00 <Blyke> i got ps4
37:00 <DVS> I know
38:00 <Blyke> DVS are u suzi
38:00 <DVS> yes
38:00 <Blyke> cool your hot as
38:00 <staffecet> we will talk later
38:00 <Blyke> youre
38:00 <Tim-Sim> I usually don't play vi Deo games that much
38:00 <MiaOneness> I wanted to play Forge of Empires DVS but my laptop isnt strong enough
38:00 <President_Trump> MiaOneness  have u been fighting with your mother again?
38:00 <MiaOneness> I use to play Age of Mythology but not a big gamer
38:00 <DVS> Damn
39:00 <MiaOneness> Nah she wanted to know what religion the guy was from Easter
39:00 <MiaOneness> Because I told her all Cypriots look like Arabs
39:00 <MiaOneness> i.e. she is Cypriot
39:00 <staffecet> MiaOneness do you look like wonder woman or typical aussie girl i met
39:00 <staffecet> hehe btw
39:00 <MiaOneness> European staffecet
39:00 <MiaOneness> A bit Arab looking myself, i like the Irish look on women to be honest
40:00 <Raichu> staffecet: How's the insurance fraud business treating you?
40:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: staff is an Indian
40:00 <staffecet> never got paid from downunder all bankurrupt
40:00 <President_Trump> mia pity hazard didnt play yesterday
40:00 <MiaOneness> So what?
40:00 <MiaOneness> HAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZARD!
40:00 <staffecet> MiaOneness come london its cold
40:00 <MiaOneness> I havent worn my top...
41:00 <President_Trump> i watched the whole game, didnt see him
41:00 <staffecet> they will kill you with their homour
41:00 <MiaOneness> Nah staffecet.. Im going back to Melbourne if anything
41:00 <staffecet> people are too nice
41:00 <staffecet> melbourne i coped four kinghits over ten years enough to kill ten people
41:00 <\everything> aww that just sucks
42:00 <Raichu> staffecet: Were you trying to steal their cars?
42:00 <Tim-Sim> Were you trying to do insurance jobs on them?
42:00 <\everything> fuck
42:00 <\everything> :)
42:00 <moopoo> Raichu raped a man in 1996
42:00 <moopoo> 100%
43:00 <Raichu> I did?
43:00 <moopoo> Lol
43:00 <moopoo> Yes
43:00 <DVS> LOOOOOLLL
43:00 <moopoo> True
43:00 <MiaOneness> DVS have you tried Forge of Empires
43:00 <Raichu> At 10 yrs old?
43:00 <\everything> any chicks here?
43:00 <Klutch> yea me
43:00 <\everything> mmm
43:00 <\everything> nice
43:00 <Raichu> Klutch you emo faggot
43:00 <Raichu> Sup?
44:00 <moopoo> You raped an unborn child
44:00 <Klutch> ....hi?
44:00 <\everything> i must not get banned and kicked
44:00 <moopoo> Well?
44:00 <Klutch> i dont remember you :(
44:00 <moopoo> Klutch is b1rd
45:00 <\everything> cancer or cannabis?
45:00 <moopoo> Cannabis
45:00 <Klutch> i am what now
45:00 <moopoo> Boes
45:00 <\everything> ah cool
45:00 <Klutch> why is everyone confusing me
45:00 <Klutch> stop it
45:00 <moopoo> Klutch raped 7 kids in 98
45:00 <Raichu> lollll
45:00 <Raichu> Klutch: Gotta bf yet mate?
46:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/kQnjcWJ
46:00 <Klutch> i have 3 actually
46:00 <Student> actually :)
46:00 <moopoo> Staffecet burned his home for insurance
46:00 <Klutch> moopoo: i was like 7 in 98
46:00 <Raichu> Nice
46:00 <Klutch> so its not really rape now is it
47:00 <moopoo> Klutch you are a rapist
47:00 <Klutch> its not rape if they're just passed out m8
47:00 <staffecet> read it your blind cun
47:00 <moopoo> True
48:00 <Tim-Sim> You guys make me sick
48:00 <Klutch> i make myself sick sometimes
48:00 <\everything> i am sick.
49:00 <Tim-Sim> Are you the one with AIDS?
49:00 <Tim-Sim> Or was that someone else
49:00 <DVS> Which gym Tim-Sim?
50:00 <President_Trump> u might run into tozza there
50:00 <Tim-Sim> I'd bash him
51:00 <Raichu> Tim-Sim's gym is in his back yard
51:00 <Raichu> Hence not wanting to name it.
51:00 <Blyke> bored as
51:00 <Blyke> lols
51:00 <Raichu> Go off yourself then
52:00 <Blyke> nah
52:00 <Blyke> boringer
52:00 <Raichu> Not for society
52:00 <\everything> 2i can't stop wanking does that make me a complete wanker?
52:00 <Blyke> lols
53:00 <Blyke> Raichu do u smoke
53:00 <Blyke> ?
53:00 <Raichu> Ciggis, yes
54:00 <Blyke> k
54:00 <Blyke> i got none but dont care
54:00 <Blyke> lols
54:00 <President_Trump> Raichu and Blyke should catch up for a few beers
54:00 <\everything> 3i can't stop wanking does that make me a complete wanker?
56:00 <Blyke> cbf smoking
56:00 <\everything> yeah i wanna quit
56:00 <\everything> smoking
56:00 <\everything> that is
56:00 <Blyke> its easy
56:00 <Blyke> u just dont do it
56:00 <\everything> im sure its hard
57:00 <Blyke> i going do it with zyprexa
57:00 <Blyke> like
57:00 <\everything> ok
57:00 <\everything> 4i can't stop wanking does that make me a complete wanker?
57:00 <Blyke> i hate life smoking
58:00 <\everything> i only smoke cause weed isn't legal
58:00 <Klutch> WHERE IS AMELIA
58:00 <Klutch> o_\\
58:00 <\everything> up ure butt
58:00 <\everything> :P
58:00 <Klutch> i wish
58:00 <\everything> hehe
58:00 <Blyke> if u dont wanta do something
58:00 <Blyke> u wont do it
59:00 <Blyke> i could smoke leaf or something
59:00 <Blyke> but wtf for
59:00 <Klutch> smoke catnip
59:00 <Blyke> smokign is shit
00:00 <\everything> smoke cigars
00:00 <Blyke> i can do it
00:00 <Blyke> smoke nothing
00:00 <\everything> smoke oxegen
00:00 <staffecet> bullshit
00:00 <staffecet> every move you make i will be watching you
01:00 <Blyke> ?
01:00 <Blyke> who staffecet
01:00 <staffecet> you baby
01:00 <Blyke> are u suzi
01:00 <staffecet> call me suzana
01:00 <\everything> who is demonic?
01:00 <Blyke> k
01:00 <\everything> im more angelic
01:00 <staffecet> my juice are demonic
01:00 <\everything> i c
02:00 <\everything> juice... aye
02:00 <\everything> mmm
02:00 <staffecet> mmm
02:00 <\everything> xxx
02:00 <\everything> 678 678 678
02:00 <\everything> :>
02:00 <staffecet> two snapper fillet went down alrite
02:00 <Blyke> nice
03:00 <\everything> fish is kewl
03:00 <Blyke> how old are u staffecet
03:00 <staffecet> any ladyboy want ride my rocket
03:00 <staffecet> im fine thanks Blyke
03:00 <Blyke> lol is there ladyboys in here
03:00 <staffecet> yes you are Blyke
04:00 <staffecet> your a boy in a lady
04:00 <Blyke> are u the suzi that kissed me
04:00 <staffecet> yes yes
04:00 <Blyke> omg
04:00 <staffecet> gimme another kiss
04:00 <\RomeOJulieT> porn
04:00 <\RomeOJulieT> coffee
04:00 <Blyke> sure
04:00 <staffecet> coffee porn
04:00 <Blyke> where the fuck are u
04:00 <\RomeOJulieT> hehe
04:00 <Blyke> then
04:00 <Blyke> lols
04:00 <staffecet> suzi is in london
05:00 <Blyke> oh
05:00 <Blyke> now i confused
06:00 <staffecet> snappers a bit smelly
06:00 <staffecet> atric salmon much better
06:00 <Blyke> nice
06:00 <\RomeOJulieT> im so fucking stimulated
07:00 <Blyke> u stressed me out staffecet now i have to smoke something
07:00 <\RomeOJulieT> blyke needs others to blame for his own problems
07:00 <staffecet> smoke my penis
07:00 <\RomeOJulieT> im so fucking stimulated>>>
07:00 <Blyke> if u are suzi 
08:00 <Blyke> what tattoo you got
08:00 <staffecet> im suzi's mother
08:00 <Blyke> pm
08:00 <Blyke> ok
08:00 <staffecet> mother of all evil
08:00 <Blyke> so you hot too
08:00 <staffecet> i scared the aliens mothership at borneo
08:00 <Blyke> k
08:00 <staffecet> they chased me on my bicycle later i chased them back
08:00 <\RomeOJulieT> alien sex
08:00 <Blyke> i dont know what to think
09:00 <Blyke> anymore
09:00 <staffecet> they attacked me with lightening
09:00 <Blyke> bloody hell
09:00 <\RomeOJulieT> im so fucking stimulated>>>
09:00 <staffecet> i dodged their attack and scared them out
09:00 <Blyke> cool
09:00 <Blyke> im stuck in a trip
09:00 <staffecet> they flew back to moon the next evening
09:00 <\RomeOJulieT> 000 call
09:00 <\RomeOJulieT> :P
10:00 <staffecet> i been eating lots of good food
10:00 <Blyke> this is all my halcunation?
10:00 <\RomeOJulieT> so have i
10:00 <Tim-Sim> Might as well be
10:00 <\RomeOJulieT> coffeeeeeee
10:00 <Blyke> how high am i
10:00 <staffecet> Blyke your a woman, did anyone tell you this before
10:00 <\RomeOJulieT> im so fucking stimulated>>>>..
10:00 <staffecet> only mothers do
10:00 <Blyke> i have a penis but
10:00 <\RomeOJulieT> i like meat
10:00 <staffecet> can i se3e
11:00 <Blyke> if u are suzi
11:00 <\RomeOJulieT> 11111111111111111111111111
11:00 <staffecet> https://chaturbate.com/twotrannyhots/
11:00 <Blyke> lols
11:00 <\RomeOJulieT> im not clicking that
12:00 <Tim-Sim> Lol
14:00 <staffecet> Tim-Sim and i did tafe together at rmit in 97
14:00 <DVS> Tim-Shit
15:00 <\RomeOJulieT>  i don't know how high are you?
15:00 <Tim-Sim> We did?
15:00 <\RomeOJulieT> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
15:00 <\RomeOJulieT> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
16:00 <\RomeOJulieT> here fishy fishy fishy
17:00 <staffecet> im a cook
17:00 <Tim-Sim> Unlocked Seth, at last
17:00 <staffecet> boys are better dont like girls
17:00 <\RomeOJulieT> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=fish&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi2mJzR5KvTAhVDTrwKHRueAbMQ_AUIBigB&biw=1024&bih=622#spf=1
17:00 <\RomeOJulieT> awesome
18:00 <\RomeOJulieT> anyone played beyond 2 souls?
19:00 <DVS> Tim-Shit
20:00 <\RomeOJulieT> ((:)(:))
20:00 <Tim-Sim> Now I just have to beat it with Seth
20:00 <\RomeOJulieT> tim sim what are you playing?
20:00 <Tim-Sim> SFIV
21:00 <\RomeOJulieT> ah cool
22:00 <staffecet> im playing with my online
23:00 <[Romeo__Juliet]> im brainwashed
23:00 <[Romeo__Juliet]> i think maybe
23:00 <[Romeo__Juliet]> need to get my head examined
24:00 <Tim-Sim> Brainwashed?
24:00 <[Romeo__Juliet]> yeah too much tv
26:00 <Tim-Sim> Why?
26:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> too much time on my hands
28:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> 8 dollars
37:00 <staffecet> abbott shorten turnbull
37:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> indeed
38:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> --
39:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> nick\change?
40:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> politics is boring
41:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> julie bishop?
41:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> julia gillard. ahh
42:00 <staffecet> bob howard
43:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> hehe yeah
44:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> President_Trump
44:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> haha
44:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> Hillary
45:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> i like thick pizzas
45:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> the thicker the better
46:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo>  . : .
47:00 <staffecet> i ate all
48:00 <DVS> Hello MiaOneness
48:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/GuX1h
48:00 <DVS> Welcome back
49:00 <staffecet> foods are cheaper here than bangladesh
49:00 <_a^Juliet|Romeo> fewdz
50:00 <staffecet> uk people respects aussie cause they got many relatives there
50:00 <DVS> indeed
50:00 <staffecet> one guy i met on the bus never met his grandfather cause he moved to aust
51:00 <staffecet> he told me he has many cousins in downunder
52:00 <alienation> a nation line
52:00 <DVS> MiaOneness tell us of your issues with amelia
52:00 <alienation> are you gunna cook that fish?
54:00 <staffecet> cooked and goobled
55:00 <alienation> ahh
55:00 <staffecet> all them costs me like 15 dollar
55:00 <staffecet> cheaper than bangla
56:00 <staffecet> two pizza 4 snapper curry chciken n rice
56:00 <staffecet> 15 aussie dollar
56:00 <MiaOneness> i dont have any Dvs
56:00 <alienation> are you gunna eat it by your self or with someone?
56:00 <staffecet> i ate them already
56:00 <staffecet> goiing to get some more
56:00 <alienation> ahh okay then
56:00 <alienation> cool
56:00 <staffecet> brb see yous in an hours
57:00 <alienation> k
57:00 <staffecet> 560gm 4 snapper
57:00 <MiaOneness> Why would i have an issue DVS?...
58:00 <staffecet> https://chaturbate.com/naughty_girl001/
59:00 <alienation> find me a white chick staffecet
59:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: do you have any videos for me to watch?
00:00 <alienation> a midnight coffee
00:00 <alienation> *
00:00 <staffecet> shes white the one i post, chat her up
00:00 <staffecet> god speed
00:00 <alienation> haha lol
00:00 <DVS> MiaOneness It's been all the talk as of late
00:00 <staffecet> too cute
02:00 <DVS> No judgement here though MiaOneness
02:00 <MiaOneness> nah, i say things that bother her apparenly
02:00 <DVS> fair enough
03:00 <Klutch> i have the munchies and just ordered a HSP/meatbox. This is the best decision ive made in weeks.
03:00 <MiaOneness> i like to go on and on sometimes during the day (over here) cause i HAVE NOTHING to do..but dont have anything against her...she brought up my personal affairs as an attack on my character, but meh, its ok, i dont hide my life DVS
03:00 <Klutch> i am so excited
03:00 <MiaOneness> I HAVE VIDeos for you to watch Tim-Sim
04:00 <DVS> MiaOneness where is 'over here'?
04:00 <MiaOneness> Overseas
04:00 <Tim-Sim> they all do it from time to time
04:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.facebook.com/miabougatsa/videos/vb.100003556681252/258961067565781/?type=2&theater Tim-Sim
04:00 <DVS> I see
05:00 <MiaOneness> That was a few years ago LOL
05:00 <MiaOneness> when i was travelling Aus
05:00 <MiaOneness> lol
05:00 <DVS> You are not from Australia, Mia?
06:00 <Klutch> she's from a third world country dude
06:00 <Tim-Sim> cool MiaOneness 
06:00 <Klutch> im surprised she even has internet access 
06:00 <Tim-Sim> you look quite attractive in that film
06:00 <MiaOneness> thanks i no longer am
06:00 <MiaOneness> stress has overriden my face
06:00 <Klutch> ooohh now she fishes for compliments
06:00 <Klutch> reel em in bby
06:00 <MiaOneness> that was when i was in Aus.. staying away makes me age lol
06:00 <DVS> LOOOLLLLL
06:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
07:00 <DVS> What are you Greek or something?
07:00 <MiaOneness> Cypriot, close
07:00 <DVS> Ahhh
07:00 <Klutch> codeword for hairy af
07:00 <Klutch> do you have a moustache
07:00 <Klutch> i bet you have a moustache
07:00 <MiaOneness> nah, not me, but the bitches love it here... crazy shit man
07:00 <DVS> I'm Dutch, well my parents were born in Holland but I was born here
07:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah i was born in Aus too, parents are Cyp
07:00 <MiaOneness> makes you dutch as well
08:00 <DVS> You are there now?
08:00 <Klutch> why the hell would you go from aus to cyprus
08:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
08:00 <DVS> How is it?
08:00 <MiaOneness> i got divorced and needed respite
08:00 <DVS> damn
08:00 <MiaOneness> its shit man, i cringe everyday, hence mirc
08:00 <DVS> tough times
08:00 <MiaOneness> no life here
08:00 <DVS> lol
08:00 <MiaOneness> they dont get my humour
08:00 <DVS> that bad?
08:00 <MiaOneness> yeah that bad
08:00 <Klutch> so you ran away to a third would country because you got divorced?
08:00 <Student>  :)
08:00 <Klutch> weird move
08:00 <Klutch> most people bang the persons best friend
08:00 <DVS> Can you come back here, or is it not that simple?
09:00 <MiaOneness> didnt run away Klutch, I had some serious issues i needed help with
09:00 <Klutch> Meth?
09:00 <MiaOneness> nah
09:00 <MiaOneness> LOL no!
09:00 <Klutch> sorry, you were in australia, its a rational thought
09:00 <MiaOneness> I was a normal wife, loving, had many friends.. woke up one morning and there was drama
09:00 <alienation>  more Drama
09:00 <DVS> Where in Australia were you at?
09:00 <Klutch> was it because you didnt cook/clean enough?
10:00 <Klutch> i bet it was that
10:00 <MiaOneness> St Albans..
10:00 <MiaOneness> nah
10:00 <MiaOneness> Nah
10:00 <MiaOneness> I went to kings park primary school
10:00 <MiaOneness> then i did year 12 at keilor downs sec
10:00 <MiaOneness> im 35 next month
11:00 <MiaOneness> yeah you know the lingo g
11:00 <alienation>  do you wanna fuck?
11:00 <MiaOneness> yes
11:00 <alienation> id fuck me
11:00 <alienation> :P
11:00 <MiaOneness> long hair?
11:00 <Klutch> HEY MIA
11:00 <Klutch> MIA
11:00 <MiaOneness> he use to have long hair
11:00 <MiaOneness> yeah... 
11:00 <MiaOneness> sunshine boys
11:00 <Klutch> mia
12:00 <Klutch> MIA!
12:00 <MiaOneness> yes
12:00 <alienation> MiaOness are you attractive?
12:00 <Klutch> Nothing
12:00 <alienation> mama mia
12:00 <Klutch> just wanted to give you attention like everyone else.
12:00 <MiaOneness> not anymore, but im not terrible yet
12:00 <alienation> ahh
12:00 <alienation> :)
12:00 <Tim-Sim> you will be if you keep smoking
12:00 <MiaOneness> cant remember , didnt form close ties to anyone at kdc
12:00 <Tim-Sim> smoking ages you quicker
12:00 <MiaOneness> i was "the girl from oseas"
13:00 <MiaOneness> yeah i enjoy smoking Tim-Sim.. its not calmer
13:00 <MiaOneness> its my*
13:00 <MiaOneness> Im in the year book
13:00 <MiaOneness> but i only met one or two people from the school
13:00 <DVS> Do you plan on moving back to AU or staying there?
13:00 <MiaOneness> moving back to aus, def
13:00 <MiaOneness> by end of year most likely
14:00 <DVS> Fair enough
14:00 <DVS> Its only getting cold here now anyway
14:00 <MiaOneness> where you at DVS
14:00 <MiaOneness> YEAH WAit till summer finishes here, and have a double one
14:00 <DVS> I live in Berwick
14:00 <MiaOneness> ah ok
14:00 <DVS> haha yeah thats it
14:00 <MiaOneness> im not too familiar
14:00 <DVS> tan
15:00 <DVS> ah yeah its near Fountain Gate
15:00 <MiaOneness> ive heard of it, but never really venture too far from the west
15:00 <DVS> ahhhh
15:00 <DVS> yeah its South East
15:00 <Tim-Sim> Bewrick is a nice area, I lived their for a while when I was renting. 
15:00 <DVS> its not too bad at all
16:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know where ill live when i come back, thats the truth. i have a daughter
16:00 <MiaOneness> shes in melbourne as we speak
16:00 <DVS> Oh really?
16:00 <MiaOneness> yeah g, i take one nearly everyday
16:00 <MiaOneness> i try to anyway
16:00 <MiaOneness> to see the change in my face...i use to be goodlooking and normal.. now my eyes are weird
16:00 <DVS> How old is your daughter?
16:00 <MiaOneness> 10 turning 11
16:00 <DVS> wow
17:00 <DVS> How long have you been on overseas?
17:00 <MiaOneness> 4 years
17:00 <DVS> serious?
17:00 <DVS> Thats a long time
17:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
17:00 <MiaOneness> i know
17:00 <Tim-Sim> Are you on medication MiaOneness>
17:00 <Tim-Sim> ?
17:00 <MiaOneness> im over it
17:00 <MiaOneness> nah Tim-Sim.. i was though
17:00 <DVS> Fair call
17:00 <MiaOneness> they tried a lot of things they couldnt determine what was wrong with me
17:00 <DVS> You have fam to live with here temp ir?
18:00 <Tim-Sim> you poor girl
18:00 <MiaOneness> i jsut tell people i have schizo., i dont .. but its the only warning i can give..
18:00 <MiaOneness> nah dvs.. im on my own if i come back to aus
18:00 <DVS> crap huh
18:00 <MiaOneness> thats why i delayed the trip
18:00 <Tim-Sim> what brought it on MiaOneness?
18:00 <DVS> I guess so long as you have cash to get a place
18:00 <MiaOneness> last thing i need is to get sick, and have noone like the first time..
18:00 <MiaOneness> stress
19:00 <DVS> Lots of share houses in melbourne if you could handle it for the time being
19:00 <MiaOneness> theres two sides to every story.. i could tell you one, but youd think i was fucked
19:00 <MiaOneness> when i was in melbourne last
19:00 <MiaOneness> they put me in a place , boarding house, with 7 other men. they were all nice, didnt bother me
19:00 <MiaOneness> but they were loud alcholics and couldnt
19:00 <MiaOneness> bring my daughter over
19:00 <MiaOneness> so i ran away from there
19:00 <MiaOneness> and went to tasmania for a bit
20:00 <MiaOneness> until i figured what i was gonna do
20:00 <DVS> What did you do for work when you were here?
20:00 <MiaOneness> pokies
20:00 <MiaOneness> tabcorp and pokies
20:00 <MiaOneness> did afternoon shift
20:00 <DVS> I see
20:00 <MiaOneness> i wouldnt do that again if i went back.. prob just some retail place
20:00 <DVS> Yeah
21:00 <MiaOneness> i had a good time working there though, made heaps of money
21:00 <MiaOneness> for little fuck all work
21:00 <MiaOneness> when i brought the money to aus, it was like i was loaded
21:00 <MiaOneness> i could survive for a few years on it
21:00 <MiaOneness> but ran out
22:00 <MiaOneness> what do you do DVS
22:00 <Agent> Tabcorp is a great company to work for
22:00 <Agent> Well, it was
22:00 <MiaOneness> it is..
22:00 <Agent> It doesn't exist anymore
22:00 <alienation> MiaOneness do you like to drink coffee?
22:00 <MiaOneness> we did a course for it
22:00 <MiaOneness> really?
22:00 <Agent> Yeah it's called Echo Entertainment now
22:00 <MiaOneness> lol alienation.. thats all i do here
23:00 <alienation> ah cool
23:00 <MiaOneness> oh maybe the course for tabcorp has changed too
23:00 <MiaOneness> did a week course to work there
23:00 <Agent> Oh apparently it still exists
23:00 <MiaOneness> was a cruisey job, was really fast at my job
24:00 <Tim-Sim> were you on hard drugs MiaOneness?
24:00 <MiaOneness> DVS what do you do
24:00 <MiaOneness> No Tim
24:00 <MiaOneness> Thats what everyone assumes when you tell em this
24:00 <MiaOneness> but its not.. i was just normal everyday citizen
24:00 <Agent> You should come and work at my casino when you come here :)
24:00 <Agent> We are short on staff
24:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, it is more common for people to have a psychotic episode when they are on drugs, it is not that uncommon actually
25:00 <MiaOneness> if only you lived in melbourne Agent
25:00 <MiaOneness> yeah, no, i wasnt. maybe it was the 42C sun in Cyprus
25:00 <MiaOneness> I can tell you what happened to begin with, youll laugh
25:00 <Tim-Sim> ok
25:00 <MiaOneness> but i wont do that in broadcast it
25:00 <Agent> That's not a story for main channel, Mia :P
25:00 <MiaOneness> lol Agent
26:00 <MiaOneness> dont worry about it Tim. I wasnt no. I had a lot of abuse in my life, but i didnt have a drug habit
26:00 <MiaOneness> Ive been through pretty much everytype of abuse you can think of
26:00 <MiaOneness> but my husband was very kind
26:00 <MiaOneness> he is a good man
26:00 <alienation>  oh really?
26:00 <MiaOneness> yea
26:00 <alienation> abuse such as?
27:00 <MiaOneness> physical abuse.. i came from a stern family
27:00 <MiaOneness> i was the first grandchild and child
27:00 <MiaOneness> i had to obey
27:00 <alienation> o dear lord
27:00 <MiaOneness> kind of like asian style parents
27:00 <MiaOneness> they are better now
27:00 <MiaOneness> but back in the day
27:00 <MiaOneness> they thought having a boyfriend was big taboo
27:00 <MiaOneness> i let loose and became a rebel instead
29:00 <alienation> of course
29:00 <MiaOneness> Tim-Sim.. when I woke up that morning, I thought I was on MKUltra. I still swear it to this day that thats what happened. Because I studied Government related jobs, and thought i got a job with the Cypriot CIA. Then they started telling me I was deliusional, so I jsut went with the flow, and my delusions became bigger. There I said it Agent
30:00 <Agent> Blabbermouth :)
30:00 <MiaOneness> LOL who cares, let me all judge me, because everyones better.. i dont disagree
30:00 <Agent> It's your story baby :)
31:00 <DVS> Agent, your casino?
31:00 <MiaOneness> Its a shit one at that!
31:00 <Agent> I'm not your father
31:00 <Agent> You'd hardly follow rules anyway :P
31:00 <MiaOneness> I dont follow any rules.. im pretty bohemian style
31:00 <Agent> DVS, yes, I'm a manager at Star Casino in Sydney
31:00 <Agent> Mia, I believe you :P
31:00 <Agent> Wild child!
34:00 <DVS> <MiaOneness> physical abuse.. i came from a stern family - An ex gf of mine was Greek, same thing for her.
35:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah some greeks are really strict... its claustrophobic feeling
35:00 <DVS> Very harsh, it's similar with the Dutch but I don't really have anything to do with that
36:00 <MiaOneness> i guess we all have a story DVS...i got hit on the head pretty badly when i was younh and went to hospital with concussion.. if psychotic episodes have to do with brain injuries, could be that.. dont know..
36:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah depends on the parent DVS
36:00 <DVS> For sure
36:00 <MiaOneness> IF WE didnt move back to cyprus, my life would be very different, but did my teenage years here
36:00 <DVS> I bet
36:00 <Tim-Sim> interesting MiaOneness
37:00 <MiaOneness> Not really.. its quite pitiful that i cant decorate my life to look all peaches and roses.. but meh... YOLO
37:00 <DVS> For the most part the family is very religious, but I never bought into any of it. I left home at 17, so I kind of just became my own person
37:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah I left at 16
37:00 <MiaOneness> Its a good feeling DVS isnt it?
37:00 <DVS> it is indeed
37:00 <MiaOneness> that first sense of freedom at such a young age..
37:00 <alienation> so who's had coffee tonight?
37:00 <DVS> haha thats it
38:00 <alienation> smokes are killing me
38:00 <DVS> No more 'be back home by 5pm for dinner' etc
38:00 <DVS> or get treated like crap etc
38:00 <MiaOneness> were you in year 12 when you lived alone?
38:00 <Tim-Sim> you thought you had a job with Cypriot CIA? Did you have any kind of government job?
38:00 <DVS> yes
38:00 <DVS> I lived in a dive though
38:00 <DVS> Complete dive
38:00 <DVS> with 2 friends
38:00 <MiaOneness> My mother has an espionage business, and three days prior to the episode I applied for a job in the Fraud Department with the CIA
39:00 <MiaOneness> im not aksing you to believe me... but its iffy
39:00 <alienation> i wanna have sex with myself
39:00 <alienation> like you know right now
39:00 <MiaOneness> If it didnt take its toll on me, would apply for Department of Defense with my degree.. but its all over now.. too much stress.. rather simple things
39:00 <Tim-Sim> espionage business? wtf is that?
40:00 <MiaOneness> Private detective business
40:00 <alienation> more coffee?
40:00 <alienation> less coffee?
40:00 <DVS> What like outing company secrets etc?
40:00 <MiaOneness> That too
40:00 <MiaOneness> Find out who the owners and share holders are usually
40:00 <DVS> yeah
40:00 <MiaOneness> or something along those lines, sometimes just as simple as infidenilty
41:00 <DVS> haha
41:00 <DVS> so a mole
41:00 <alienation> yeah its ALL a conspiracy.
41:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: were you alredy in Cyprus when the delusion started or was it back in Aus?
41:00 <MiaOneness> It happened in Cyprus with no history of it happening before. Happened when i came for "holiday" and "applied" for a "job"...I wish I studied a Bakers course now
41:00 <MiaOneness> Becareful what you wish for they say
42:00 <DVS> You think you got brain washed?
42:00 <Tim-Sim> ho long did it last?
42:00 <MiaOneness> Months, I kept telling them
42:00 <MiaOneness> They said whats your number then
42:00 <MiaOneness> I said its a secret service job how am I meant to know
43:00 <alienation_conjure> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
43:00 <DVS> weird shit
43:00 <MiaOneness> It is.. but anyway
43:00 <MiaOneness> justsay i have schizo
43:00 <MiaOneness> to cut a long story shot
43:00 <DVS> Its easier that way?
43:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah
43:00 <alienation_romeo> IM THE SCHITZO
43:00 <alienation_romeo> HERE
44:00 <MiaOneness> Seriously instead of explaining all that, and the detail, I jsut rather say I have mental illness. cant relieve that everyday
44:00 <alienation_romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
44:00 <alienation_romeo> yeah its ALL a conspiracy.
44:00 <MiaOneness> not really alienation_romeo
44:00 <DVS> Don't feel the need to explain anything to anyone then
44:00 <alienation_romeo> mmm 
44:00 <MiaOneness> i dont.. i dont socialise anymore
45:00 <Tim-Sim> yes fair enough. I shouldnt pry but I do find these things extremely fascinating
45:00 <MiaOneness> but i come onto mirc, because thats antisocial behaviour
45:00 <MiaOneness> yeah Tim so did I once upon a time
45:00 <MiaOneness> Thats why I studied Counter Terrorism
45:00 <DVS> You wanted a job with Asio or something?
46:00 <MiaOneness> I would have picked the CIA over ASIO.. 
46:00 <MiaOneness> i would have worked in Cyprus
46:00 <MiaOneness> not Australia
46:00 <DVS> okay
46:00 <MiaOneness> ANyway.. lets change the topic
46:00 <DVS> Well I studied social science, but I drive warehousing machines for a living... Good lot that did for me
47:00 <Tim-Sim> O just polished off a delicious bowl of oats
47:00 <Tim-Sim> I
50:00 <Tim-Sim> CIA are a bunch of pricks MiaOneness 
50:00 <MiaOneness> Knowing what I know now, I wouldnt want to work for any gov org
50:00 <Tim-Sim> What do you know now? Re. what?
50:00 <MiaOneness> Id seriously like to study Baking, open a bookstore that sells coffee, or something simple. but that wont happen this lifetime, kind of over it
51:00 <MiaOneness> Youre just a number in this world ... no one gives a shit.. thats what I learnt
51:00 <Tim-Sim> Yes, true
51:00 <Agent> You need to create something, Mia
52:00 <Agent> You need a career in which you can make stuff
52:00 <MiaOneness> Hm dont have a mojo left in me. Being away from my daughter has been stressful these 4 years, not doing anything in fear of getting "sick" again is boring...Its just shit...I go to bed, and wake up and use the Internet now.. boring..
53:00 <Agent> Chef
53:00 <Tim-Sim> sounds like my long weekend
53:00 <MiaOneness> Nah dont like chef
53:00 <Agent> Barista
53:00 <MiaOneness> yeah.. something to that calibre
53:00 <Agent> You should totally run a coffee shop
53:00 <Agent> A cafe
53:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: I seem to get overwhelmed by things thesedays
54:00 <MiaOneness> WHy?
54:00 <Tim-Sim> I think I took too much on a while back and got burnt out
54:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah mental health is important Tim.. look after yourself.. thats all I can say.. because stress can alter you
54:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
57:00 <beagle> i was born with a mental illness .......... then i had all these things in poverty .
57:00 <beagle> AND LOVED 
57:00 <beagle> IT
58:00 <Tim-Sim> what kind of mental illness?
03:00 <DVS> <MiaOneness> Hm dont have a mojo left in me. Being away from my daughter has been stressful these 4 years, not doing anything in fear of getting "sick" again is boring...Its just shit...I go to bed, and wake up and use the Internet now.. boring.. - you have to break that vicious cycle
04:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah I know DVS. Thats why I plan to return
04:00 <Agent> She'll be a new bish when she gets back to Aus
04:00 <MiaOneness> My life is in Australia. 
04:00 <MiaOneness> I wont log on when i get back to Australia
04:00 <DVS> Something to look forward to and plan for
04:00 <MiaOneness> yeah
05:00 <MiaOneness> Do you have another nick DVS?
05:00 <Tim-Sim> what will you do though?
06:00 <DVS> MiaOneness not really, no
06:00 <MiaOneness> Just work in a coffee shop or clothes retail..nothing that strenuous...rent, hopefully try and explain to my daughter, but not gonna presss that, might leave that one alone.. dont know if its good for her or not..
06:00 <DVS> My previous nick was KickOutTheJams but he was banned for being naughty I suppose
06:00 <MiaOneness> might just stay away, she has stepmum now
07:00 <MiaOneness> Oh thats a good nick
07:00 <MiaOneness> I like it
07:00 <MiaOneness> Find a gf Tim
07:00 <MiaOneness> Thats what Ill do
07:00 <MiaOneness> they more tolerable :D
07:00 <DVS> I love Rage Against The Machine, they did a cover of the track
07:00 <Agent> I'm curious, Mia
08:00 <Tim-Sim> wot?
08:00 <Agent> If not for your daughter, what is your draw to Australia?
08:00 <MiaOneness> My life.. thats where I was raised, thats what I know
08:00 <MiaOneness> Im not retuning only for my daughter
08:00 <Agent> Familiar surroundings
08:00 <Tim-Sim> are you a carpet licker?
08:00 <Agent> Lol Tim
08:00 <Agent> Are YOU? :)
08:00 <DVS> LOOOLLL @ Tim-Sim
08:00 <MiaOneness> Not yet
09:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
09:00 <MiaOneness> Might go both ways to see what I prefer
09:00 <DVS> rofl
09:00 <Tim-Sim> okaaayyy
09:00 <Agent> One of each. Best of both worlds. Get yourself a boyfriend AND a girlfriend.
09:00 <MiaOneness> Yes Agent, I thought that already
09:00 <Agent> The other girl will also be getting the best of both worlds, and the dude is NOT going to complain :P
09:00 <Agent> Everybody wins :P
10:00 <DVS> Agent wants to be the dude
10:00 <MiaOneness> LOL Nah DVS
10:00 <Tim-Sim> sounds like a love triangle, could get nasty
10:00 <Agent> My ex was bi, and she wanted to include another girl in our relationship. I was okay with that :) But we never found the right girl before she moved away.
10:00 <MiaOneness> Its you! Youre the dude... Actually, no Tim.. hahaha... you can all be the imaginary dudes
10:00 <DVS> rofl
11:00 <DVS> I would not be okay with my gf sleeping with a chick
11:00 <MiaOneness> Im not bi. I just havent had sex in 4.5 years and really horny that I think Ill like a woman
11:00 <Agent> Each to their own, DVS
11:00 <MiaOneness> thats the problem.. im sure when I have sex, ill go back to being straight
11:00 <DVS> I guess so
11:00 <DVS> im in the minority
11:00 <Tim-Sim> and what would you do? just kind of like, scissor?
11:00 <Agent> Mia, you are a lot like my ex actually lol. she felt like that too.
12:00 <Agent> When she wasn't getting any, she didn't care. Once I started feeding her some, she was insatiable
12:00 <DVS> rofl
12:00 <Tim-Sim> too much info agent
12:00 <MiaOneness> lol
12:00 <Agent> Lol Tim
12:00 <Agent> This whole conversation is too much info, from everyone involved :P
12:00 <Agent> So what
12:00 <MiaOneness> We're bonding
12:00 <Agent> We're all mates here
13:00 <MiaOneness> If I become bi, my family will disown me
13:00 <MiaOneness> maybe thats why im drawn to it
14:00 <Agent> Rebel :)
14:00 <Agent> Doin stuff just to piss off your folks :P
14:00 <Agent> Well, you'll be in Aus anyway, rebuilding your life
14:00 <MiaOneness> I dont think Ill get involved to be entirely honest.. being alone is not something i fear
14:00 <Agent> That's the advantage of *re*building your life - you get to put it back together any way you want
15:00 <MiaOneness> Hm yeah
15:00 <Tim-Sim> I dont think my family would give a shit. Actually, they probably think I am gay, pricks
15:00 <MiaOneness> I dont know..
15:00 <Agent> :D
15:00 <Agent> Lol Tim
15:00 <MiaOneness> LOL Tim
15:00 <Agent> Most of the time, gay people's friends and fam know they're gay before they do
15:00 <DVS> <Agent> That's the advantage of *re*building your life - you get to put it back together any way you want - first smart thing you've said Agent
15:00 <DVS> well done
15:00 <Agent> First smart thing I've said in chan, perhaps :P
16:00 <DVS> LOOOLLLLLL
16:00 <DVS> whatevs mate
16:00 <Agent> I talk a whole load of shit in this channel :)
16:00 <Agent> The meaningful stuff doesn't happen in public.
16:00 <MiaOneness> I think everyone does
16:00 <MiaOneness> I so cant take it seriously
16:00 <DVS> night all
16:00 <Agent> Unless you're Mia
16:00 <MiaOneness> night DVS
16:00 <MiaOneness> Unless youre me.. Im not serious half the time
16:00 <Agent> If you're Mia, you put all your cards faceup on the table and the rest of the deck as well :P
17:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah Idont mind.. shoot me if you must
17:00 <MiaOneness> I surrender
17:00 <Agent> Lol
17:00 <MiaOneness> Im already down and out
17:00 <Agent> Oh come on
17:00 <Agent> When have I ever judged you :P
17:00 <MiaOneness> Its okay... I get judged a lot, but I dont mind a great deal
17:00 <MiaOneness> gonna go and eat.. brb
17:00 <MiaOneness> im wearign EXTENSIONS
18:00 <MiaOneness> NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
18:00 <Agent> Natural is always best, pretty lady :D
19:00 <beagle> ive jet black silky hair
19:00 <MiaOneness> thats nice beagle
19:00 <Agent> LOL
19:00 <MiaOneness> long?
19:00 <beagle> what you think
19:00 <MiaOneness> manbun?
19:00 <Agent> Say yes, Beagle
19:00 <Agent> Mia likes the manbun
19:00 <Agent> Or just leave
20:00 <Agent> That'll get her attention to
20:00 <Agent> too
20:00 <MiaOneness> lol
20:00 <Agent> I gotta go to fuckin sleep
20:00 <Tim-Sim> I had a 600ml of vanilla coke too close to bed time. Too much caffeine
20:00 <Agent> I hate sleeping
20:00 <Agent> Such a massive waste of time
20:00 <Tim-Sim> Sleeping is good, unless you have to wake up and go to work
21:00 <Agent> A man can lose a third of his life in sleep
21:00 <Agent> I'd prefer not to
21:00 <Tim-Sim> lol, Kramer
21:00 <Agent> Kramer?
21:00 <Agent> As in, Cosmo?
21:00 <Tim-Sim> rfom Seinfeld 
21:00 <Agent> What about him
21:00 <Agent> Did he say something similar?
22:00 <Agent> I only sleep three to four hours a night anyway, and I hate losing even that much time a day
22:00 <Tim-Sim> he says it is a waste of life, sleeping so he tries to stay awake indefintaely 
22:00 <Agent> Think how much more shit you could get done in a day if you had four extra hours in each one
23:00 <Tim-Sim> i like sleep
23:00 <Agent> Well
23:00 <Agent> You don't have to talk to people when you're asleep I suppose
23:00 <Agent> That's a plus
25:00 <Agent> Actually if I had four extra hours a day I'd probably spend it working
29:00 <MiaOneness> People dont know what to do with themselves when they dont work
30:00 <MiaOneness> Its like whole civilisations break down
30:00 <Agent> I create
30:00 <Agent> When I'm not working
30:00 <MiaOneness> im gonna go lie down
30:00 <MiaOneness> 830pm here
31:00 <Agent> 3:30am here
31:00 <Agent> Lol
31:00 <MiaOneness> im going to rest, ill be back later
31:00 <MiaOneness> see ya for now
31:00 <Tim-Sim> seeya
31:00 <Agent> Bout time I headed off too
05:00 <beagle> shimmon ?
05:00 <beagle> hi
05:00 <beagle> hi ?
05:00 <beagle> hrmmmm
07:00 <beagle> well fuck im not exactly going to ask for bald people in here cause the only person that would talk would be slinky_J !
09:00 <beagle> might as well keep dreaming !
11:00 <beagle> if you use one those vape things you'll get more flavour if you drink water first
11:00 <beagle> gn
36:00 <staffecet> ohh i got a news
38:00 <beagle> gm staf
39:00 <beagle> is the news is youre going to learn how to speak english ?
39:00 <beagle> :P
40:00 <beagle> whats the news , staffecet ?
42:00 <beagle> this fucking SUCKS i have that fucking gay song 21 guns by greenday stuck in my head
45:00 <beagle> this indian green tea shows picture of it with milk on the front n then in the back on the print it says 'drink without milk'
46:00 <beagle> i never drink tea with milk anyway
47:00 <beagle> my brother is asleep in his caravan with his mobile phone blaring away really loudly
47:00 <beagle> i dont know how he sleeps with that thing on
47:00 <beagle> he did that
47:00 <beagle> when he was sleeping in my spare room
47:00 <beagle> ...
47:00 <beagle> i had to tell him to use earbuds
49:00 <beagle> staffecet what is your information ?
49:00 <beagle> say it now or forever hold your peace !
50:00 <beagle> https://www.arealme.com/eq/en/
56:00 <beagle> i scored 120
00:00 <beagle> i know all the answers i can score 200
00:00 <beagle> they said answer what you'd do , though
00:00 <beagle> or perhaps what you believe
02:00 <beagle> i do keep many of my negative emotions to myself but if i am angered i let go 
02:00 <beagle> and then usually i leave .
03:00 <beagle> i let people know that they do same mistakes over and over but it does nothing to me , nothing for me 
03:00 <beagle> im crazy
03:00 <beagle> hello mia
03:00 <MiaOneness> Hey beagle
03:00 <MiaOneness> You still up, eh
03:00 <MiaOneness> Did you get some shut eye?
04:00 <beagle> yeah but not much
04:00 <beagle> i guess you'd call it blue open eyes :P
04:00 <MiaOneness> Same, I went and had a nap for an hr
04:00 <beagle> with brown eyes !
04:00 <beagle> staffecet isnt talking to me he had something to say then just stopped talking
04:00 <beagle> i think he's researching
05:00 <beagle> i just scored 120 on an emotional intelligence quiz
05:00 <beagle> most my friends scored 100
05:00 <beagle> when i did it first i scored 84
05:00 <MiaOneness> good for you.. you should take the one to get into customs if you think you did well
05:00 <beagle> i must have learnt somethings
05:00 <beagle> customs ?
05:00 <MiaOneness> yes, those tests are a matter of learning the skill behind it
06:00 <MiaOneness> yeah customs airport
06:00 <MiaOneness> they give you an emotional intelligence quiz
06:00 <MiaOneness> EQ
06:00 <beagle> yeah i seem to fly alone here at my keyboard, mia
07:00 <MiaOneness> good good, what else you up to
07:00 <MiaOneness> you and staffecet are close?
07:00 <beagle> been talking to him for many years
07:00 <MiaOneness> met him?
07:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/vCD5SNG
07:00 <beagle> i aint close cause he cant come to australia
07:00 <staffecet> sorry i was away
07:00 <beagle> no i never met him
07:00 <beagle> lol enjoying the wine there staffecet ?
08:00 <MiaOneness> did you end up getting the job staffecet?
08:00 <MiaOneness> I need to cut my toenails
09:00 <staffecet> yes MiaOneness fankx hanks
09:00 <beagle> hows that wine there staffecet are you having nuts with it
09:00 <MiaOneness> how is it working after so long?
09:00 <staffecet> damn nice beagle
09:00 <beagle> :D good to hear 
09:00 <staffecet> im hving chicken curry with bread
10:00 <MiaOneness> i wouldnt mind a rekorderlig right about now
10:00 <MiaOneness> but dont have one
10:00 <MiaOneness> what did you eat beagle?
10:00 <staffecet> foods here better
11:00 <staffecet> tasty greek olives with herbs
11:00 <staffecet> green, black n kalamata
11:00 <beagle> staffecet youre making me hungry
12:00 <beagle> nom nom nom
12:00 <staffecet> my next door enighbourg just had a glass with me he liked it
12:00 <beagle> lol im more interested in the food than the wine i have wine now
12:00 <beagle> but ok
12:00 <staffecet> foods here great
12:00 <beagle> food in england is ?
13:00 <beagle> never heard someone say that before
13:00 <staffecet> absolutely
13:00 <beagle> south aussie food is second to none , staffecet
13:00 <staffecet> english come to aust to escape the cold
13:00 <beagle> lol well english dont have to come to australia anymore staffecet
14:00 <staffecet> http://www.marksandspencer.com/chicken-tikka-masala-with-pilau-rice/p/p60045681?&pdpredirect
15:00 <beagle> unavailable, staffecet
15:00 <staffecet> cause i ate them all
15:00 <beagle> LOL
15:00 <staffecet> http://www.marksandspencer.com/l/food-to-order/dining/main-courses
15:00 <beagle> just sprayed my face with water spray
15:00 <beagle> my face gets all hot when i drink !
16:00 <staffecet> here wine has less alchy
16:00 <staffecet> all controlled
16:00 <beagle> looks delish, staf
16:00 <beagle> 9.5% 
16:00 <staffecet> british people are the smartest of all
16:00 <beagle> 9.5% cause we most drunk of all, staffecet
17:00 <beagle> staffecet every time i buy my wine i ask them if theyre going to keep a low price on my wine
17:00 <beagle> EVERY time
17:00 <beagle> alwyays they say we dont see it going more anytime soon 
17:00 <staffecet> MiaOneness did you used to drive a holden valient with lower suspension cause of the body weight back in 15 years ago
17:00 <MiaOneness> haha NO
18:00 <beagle> staffecet on my wine they had a holiday discount it was $8 a cask
18:00 <beagle> if you bought two
18:00 <beagle> i went over and asked them if i can have it after it expired LOL
19:00 <staffecet> http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/country-manor-medium-dry-perry-3l/p/33027
19:00 <staffecet> everything is cold here
19:00 <beagle> can you imagine if they said 'no but have it at our fresh new price !"
20:00 <staffecet> you might as well learn indo and malay
21:00 <staffecet> all three packs of snapper came from pacific
22:00 <beagle> hrmmm best drinks probably beer, staffecet
25:00 <beagle> about eq . emotions ... its about what people can cope with
25:00 <beagle> its about how you can cope with things and or for other people
26:00 <beagle> i definately seem to have much more knowledge about emotions than what i *DO*
26:00 <beagle> but i know that anyway .
27:00 <MiaOneness> my emotional intelligence and intelligence in general, was pretty good.. the more I age the dumber i get
27:00 <beagle> you'd probably be 100 .
27:00 <beagle> do the test thing i posted
27:00 <beagle> oh you joined after
28:00 <beagle> https://www.arealme.com/eq/en/
28:00 <beagle> if im so smart how come my brain always feels numb ?
28:00 <beagle> i dont quite understand this .
29:00 <beagle> i have to drink to be smart lol
30:00 <staffecet> beagle move back to france you'll like it
30:00 <beagle> i am very emotional person actually, if i dont like situation i leave if i like a situation i stay
31:00 <beagle> passive agressive ?
31:00 <beagle> hrm i am .
31:00 <beagle> but i am smart enough to make a difference if given the 
31:00 <MiaOneness> MY EQ is 60 LOL
31:00 <MiaOneness> Not good it says
32:00 <beagle> 60 ? you perhaps dont have optimism , youre here on irc
32:00 <beagle> you dont have confidence without a boyfriend
32:00 <beagle> you dont have spontanous cause you cant be yourself
32:00 <beagle> 60 ?
32:00 <beagle> i should scored 60 lol
32:00 <beagle> you have a lot to learn from being alive, mia
33:00 <staffecet> https://chaturbate.com/kimberlygati2/
33:00 <MiaOneness> sure beagle
33:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah, I performed poorly
33:00 <beagle> mia, 60 is the lowest score
33:00 <beagle> uhhhhh you and i always had lot to learn .
33:00 <beagle> i never scored 60 tho mine was higher than that .
33:00 <MiaOneness> LOL beagle.. meh, what can i do
33:00 <beagle> mia with your iq you cant even drive a car .
33:00 <MiaOneness> I was just skim reading the questions
34:00 <MiaOneness> lol beagle, dont drive at the moment
34:00 <beagle> dont ever
34:00 <beagle> btw i dont want a boyfriend i just want friends in general . and optimism comes from experience .
35:00 <beagle> you'd teach someone how to enjoy what they cannot experience elsewhere .
35:00 <MiaOneness> are you female beagle?
35:00 <beagle> happens all the time mia , perhaps you dont really know yourself very well
35:00 <MiaOneness> I dont
35:00 <beagle> im 100% male
35:00 <beagle> :/
35:00 <beagle> write a book about your life mia , but perhaps dont tell much of it on irc
35:00 <MiaOneness> I use to be someone else, now Im completely different. even i am surprised meeting this person
35:00 <beagle> hi mrwuf
35:00 <mrwuf> good morning beagle
36:00 <beagle> gm dude
36:00 <MiaOneness> good morning mrwuf
36:00 <staffecet> i dont know what im
36:00 <mrwuf> hiya MiaOneness 
36:00 <staffecet> nothing works out for me
36:00 <staffecet> nice glass of perry
37:00 <staffecet> damn good n sweet
37:00 <beagle> staffecet do the test https://www.arealme.com/eq/en/
39:00 <beagle> mia 60 means you are unhappy person in life choices, consider your goals
39:00 <Glenn> MiaOneness... you're still awake?
39:00 <beagle> mine always suck balls but i try keeping happy sucking balls 
39:00 <MiaOneness> its true beagle. i have reassessed my goals, need to come back to AUstralia to claim my life back
39:00 <MiaOneness> yes Glenn, went for a nap and came back
40:00 <beagle> you cant just have a life just cause you move country mia
40:00 <MiaOneness> how are you
40:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah, ebcause I live alone that way
40:00 <MiaOneness> and fend for myself
40:00 <beagle> mia you quite clearly seem to choose what is harder than what is smarter 
40:00 <MiaOneness> ive been doing it since I was 16, i know its the key to my happiness
40:00 <MiaOneness> Yes I do beagle
41:00 <staffecet> i got a stiff beagle cant be bothered
41:00 <MiaOneness> same same staffecet
42:00 <beagle> mia you flirt on irc but have you considered finding someone who will care about you in cypress ?
42:00 <MiaOneness> not now beagle
42:00 <staffecet> lots of hot ladyboys
42:00 <mrwuf> move in with beagle MiaOneness 
42:00 <MiaOneness> I dont flirt, i talk about how bad my life is
42:00 <beagle> yeah but you flirt to get attention in your own way
42:00 <mrwuf> beagle needs a womens touch around his bachelor pad 
42:00 <staffecet> beagle is married to cnetrelink
42:00 <MiaOneness> man, im bored, gimme a break
42:00 <beagle> beagle is married to his feet !
44:00 <MiaOneness> you make me not want to come here again if you consider that flirting
44:00 <MiaOneness> Ill choose another room
45:00 <beagle> mia you should remember this one thing if you make a man feel endangered to himself cause you cause problems for him, look the fuck out .
45:00 <beagle> im a gentle person i never hurt gf
45:00 <beagle> almost never.
45:00 <staffecet> im typing with me cock see
45:00 <MiaOneness> do you mean i endangered someone?
45:00 <MiaOneness> i dont know where this is coming from?
45:00 <beagle> but you make someone mad at you cause youre showing up to them and dont make them feel safe cause youre going to take their life, beward youreself
46:00 <staffecet> tilly isnt under endangered species
46:00 <MiaOneness> what are you on about beagle... 
46:00 <beagle> this is cause you would probably . women that dont have emotional intelligence always treat men like shit .
46:00 <staffecet> im cause i had contact with aliens
46:00 <MiaOneness> i dont have an interest in anybody on here
46:00 <MiaOneness> i actually am quite a kind person
46:00 <beagle> why you here anyway ? 
46:00 <MiaOneness> but okat
46:00 <beagle> yeah youre kind ? but what do you look after ?
46:00 <MiaOneness> because i got nothing to do? and i been using mirc for decades?
46:00 <staffecet> i'll do anal
47:00 <beagle> you seem to pour our your soul about how you want someone to look after you .
47:00 <MiaOneness> nah
47:00 <MiaOneness> i dont actually, because i dont want a relationship
47:00 <staffecet> no condom
47:00 <beagle> then you are useless to men, forever .
47:00 <MiaOneness> i am.. i might not even like men anymore anyway
47:00 <staffecet> men women all same to me
47:00 <beagle> get a licence n drive alone lol
47:00 <MiaOneness> i have a license.. i just down own a car in cyprus
48:00 <beagle> yeah well you'd have to drive slow in cypress 
48:00 <beagle> you have to drive safe n slow in australia .
48:00 <MiaOneness> yes beagle, i would
48:00 <beagle> lol and petrol cost wont suck
48:00 <beagle> might as well but dont kill yourself :P
48:00 <MiaOneness> nah, been doing alright up to now.. thanks for the "advice" beagle
49:00 <beagle> you dont need advice , you need to be told what to do, if youre that stupid .
49:00 <staffecet> beagle walks into a liqorland and walks out with a trolly full of goodies
49:00 <staffecet> that will do him
49:00 <MiaOneness> ok fair enough...i might go chill out for a while.. see ya
50:00 <staffecet> have a glass on me MiaOneness
50:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/oI6sd
50:00 <beagle> i hope she learns what she can and cant do but ....... perhaps my idea previously is more interesting if she makes a story of her life there ? i dont know . she cant gain anything from irc .
50:00 <mrwuf> fish n white wine nice
51:00 <beagle> too many weirdos on irc anyway 
51:00 <mrwuf> I just rolled out bed with a fat boner staffecet 2 much chocolate had 2 walk it off
52:00 <beagle> she definately will wanna learn what she can and cant do but she types really fast and probably has a story
52:00 <beagle> wont matter if its fucked up
52:00 <beagle> she can get it out of her mind
52:00 <beagle> i do that all the time
53:00 <mrwuf> cheap kfc 2day
53:00 <mrwuf> 9pc chicken for $10
53:00 <beagle> some people would suggest to her to get high all the time then she had another addiction. perhaps best for her is to vent way she does to people that will care about her .
53:00 <mrwuf> plus 2x large chips for $5
54:00 <MiaOneness> i dont mind if no one does beagle.. i dont take mirc that seriously
54:00 <MiaOneness> and so what if i type garbage on mirc.. its not the parliament house
54:00 <MiaOneness> im not looking for anyone or anything.. just in here to make my days sweet cause I dont need to work here
54:00 <MiaOneness> its not all gloom and doom.. im doing fine, its okat
56:00 <staffecet> were you deported MiaOneness
56:00 <MiaOneness> LOL staffecet
56:00 <MiaOneness> we arent all deported staffecet... no i came on my own wish
56:00 <staffecet> coming irc is chaper and easier for me
57:00 <MiaOneness> irc is an old school addiction, nothing more
57:00 <staffecet> i havent seen my family last ten years in melb all my three siblings
57:00 <staffecet> maybe straya will have a change of hearts for me someday someday i will be waiting
59:00 <mrwuf> maybe if u finish ur MBA you can get visa under skill migrants act
00:00 <staffecet> i will be 43 by then
01:00 <mrwuf> http://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Work/Work/Skills-assessment-and-assessing-authorities/skilled-occupations-lists/SOL
01:00 <staffecet> i want settle in uk its cooler up here
01:00 <mrwuf> you could migrate if you were an accredited accountant 
01:00 <staffecet> my twin lost the plot for not seeing me for that long he doesnt recognise me anymore
02:00 <staffecet> thanks to your visa system
02:00 <mrwuf> become tax accountant
02:00 <mrwuf> migrate 2 australia
02:00 <mrwuf> marry ur twin
02:00 <mrwuf> problem solved
02:00 <staffecet> im marrying my auntie
02:00 <staffecet> you marry your sis faggot
03:00 <mrwuf> http://www.aim.com.au/migration
04:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/IaP6IlS
05:00 <mrwuf> cook me sum fish 
05:00 <staffecet> back then many boys paid lawyer and got citizenship on fake work cert
06:00 <staffecet> like the cold climate here
08:00 <mrwuf> is there KFC where u are
08:00 <staffecet> yes my bad, shouldve learnt how to bribe
09:00 <staffecet> im a manager at kfc
09:00 <mrwuf> u the CEO in charge of nugget fryer 
10:00 <staffecet> im just an ordinary bloke living my days with norel on my mind
11:00 <staffecet> past is a history future's a mystery
11:00 <mrwuf> start dating again staffecet 
11:00 <mrwuf> the best way to get over a woman is to get over a woman
11:00 <staffecet> yes im dating you right now
12:00 <staffecet> nice drops these country manors are
12:00 <mrwuf> I'm trying to figure out what 2 eat 4 brekky
12:00 <staffecet> have a snapper like i do
13:00 <staffecet> all came from pacific sea
13:00 <mrwuf> just remembered half pot of cold green tea 
13:00 <staffecet> that would give me tonsils and sore throat
14:00 <mrwuf> its got half lime squeezed in
14:00 <staffecet> wine doesnt need chilling here
16:00 <mrwuf> think I'm outta bananas
16:00 <mrwuf> so no banana raspberry smoothies 4 brekky
16:00 <staffecet> have mine
16:00 <staffecet> berries are so cheap here
17:00 <mrwuf> berries rule
17:00 <staffecet> last glass
18:00 <staffecet> artic is colder
20:00 <beagle> staffecet join me on paltalk
20:00 <beagle> paltalk works really well , staffecet
25:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLu07aXTEKY
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Holier Than Thou (with lyrics) (Mar 31, 2008) Length: 3:48 - Category: Music - 776,517 views views - 3,298 likes (97.8%), 74 dislikes (2.2%)
29:00 <beagle> fuck i played that loud .
29:00 <beagle> real loud
29:00 <beagle> stopped playing loud 
29:00 <beagle> not sure how they hear it
29:00 <beagle> if i knew i might play more
29:00 <beagle> i dont give a fuck if they play it if i can sleep thru it .
30:00 <beagle> most time i sure can
30:00 <beagle> hardly hear it from here .
30:00 <beagle> for long while i was asking neighbour if i can play loud music
30:00 <beagle> she goes 'long as its not llimahl never ending story'
31:00 <beagle> so i guess i shall play right on !
32:00 <mrwuf> steak n chips 4 brekky
33:00 <mrwuf> beagle why not wear headphones if its morning and your only one listening 2 music
33:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WElvEZj0Ltw
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica- Welcome home (Sanitarium) music video (Jul 14, 2006) Length: 6:25 - Category: Music - 38,401,548 views views - 133,204 likes (98%), 2,694 dislikes (2%)
33:00 <beagle> thats the url for hardcore metallica
33:00 <mrwuf> play loud as u want no stress
33:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/GuX1h
33:00 <beagle> other than needing a new right speaker
33:00 <beagle> im so fucking geeky 
34:00 <beagle> im not into headphones .
34:00 <mrwuf> do you like static=x
35:00 <mrwuf> lead guy (RIP) put out his own album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxIOu9Ws2jU
35:00 <staffecet> people are well behaved here
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wayne Static- Chrome Nation Full New! (Sep 23, 2011) Length: 3:33 - Category: Music - 43,739 views views - 330 likes (95.4%), 16 dislikes (4.6%)
35:00 <mrwuf> brb cooking food
35:00 <beagle> nevermind i wont play any more loud music
35:00 <beagle> sounded crazy 
35:00 <beagle> but nah
35:00 <beagle> well if i woke them up why not
36:00 <beagle> but how do i know
36:00 <beagle> they never do anything but fuck each other lol
40:00 <beagle> ...
40:00 <beagle> it wont have to be metallica 
40:00 <beagle> ill play songs later
40:00 <beagle> when i wake up
40:00 <beagle> ask bro to get me wine and smokes
40:00 <beagle> and food
40:00 <beagle> man i wonder if we just spent it on wine and food instead !
41:00 <beagle> ok with me cause im stick of paying for smokes i am just making government rich
41:00 <beagle> they hardly tax wine
41:00 <beagle> food , moderate
41:00 <beagle> smokes, enourmously .
41:00 <beagle> when i run out of smokes i pick them up on the street
41:00 <staffecet> i will be a no match with others, might as well enjoy here
42:00 <beagle> king !
42:00 <staffecet> king harry poter
42:00 <beagle> you taking the piss out of yourself lmao
43:00 <beagle> i hope norelle is ok with out you
43:00 <beagle> you just cant be there
45:00 <beagle> you seem to always say you are there with her to yourself but you are not
45:00 <beagle> send her a ufo
45:00 <beagle> talk to them aliens
45:00 <staffecet> i need to send norel money, her mom pass away, shes hungry somewhere
45:00 <beagle> then she can take ufo to meet you
46:00 <beagle> yeah but if she didnt take ice so much she'd have money
46:00 <beagle> shimmon perhaps she isnt for you
47:00 <staffecet> perhaps i came to a wring planet
47:00 <staffecet> wrong
47:00 <beagle> awww
48:00 <beagle> shimmon you cant have what isnt going to be there for you 
48:00 <staffecet> we talk everyday beagle
48:00 <beagle> theres no love in 'give me money for ice'
48:00 <beagle> if you paid for her facebook shimmon
48:00 <beagle> then what ?
49:00 <beagle> i guess you will see her again must be internet everywhere in asia !
50:00 <beagle> was poms that invented 'lonely planet' guide, shimmon
50:00 <beagle> gee, i wonder why
50:00 <beagle> you could work for them , shimmon
50:00 <beagle> educate people on travel
52:00 <beagle> young and old
52:00 <beagle> tell them what it is like to travel
52:00 <beagle> and throw in things about meeting people along way
53:00 <beagle> all you have to do is write .
53:00 <beagle> and you are GOOD at that 
55:00 <beagle> talk about what you adore
55:00 <beagle> travel, women, your desires, how you learnt of living in england
55:00 <beagle> especially england people might like that 
55:00 <beagle> hrm
55:00 <beagle> ......
55:00 <beagle> youre going to have to start from when you went to australia .
55:00 <beagle> so it all makes sense
56:00 <beagle> i could just about write it for you but thats unfair !
56:00 <staffecet> no from when england sending the convicts
56:00 <beagle> dont tell us we have convict here , youre always saying you dont even like yourself !
57:00 <staffecet> im loving myself here 
57:00 <staffecet> in uk
57:00 <beagle> just tell the world about your experiences that you know of 
57:00 <staffecet> eveyrthing leads to one other
57:00 <beagle> shimmon !!! ...
58:00 <staffecet> chad
58:00 <beagle> tell them all about how it was leaving bangladesh to country you met friend and ufo and how you went to uni, and how you all time battled to stay alive with aunty paying just cause no one else help and how that you miss norell cause shes only one you remember and then how that you wanna stay alive to see her again 
58:00 <beagle> and things like that
58:00 <beagle> and personally
59:00 <beagle> i wanna know what plane trip like
00:00 <beagle> my brother described it as 'hours n hours of boredom'
00:00 <beagle> lmao
00:00 <beagle> what did you do on the plane ?
01:00 <beagle> i drink in planes
01:00 <beagle> i dont really wanna do anything else cept land or jump out :P
01:00 <mrwuf> beagle have u thought about getting a pet pig
01:00 <mrwuf> like paris hilton
02:00 <beagle> pigs are smarter than me id be in trouble
02:00 <mrwuf> https://assets.rbl.ms/7360083/980x.jpg
02:00 <beagle> lol i cant afford a pig
02:00 <mrwuf> http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/esther-wonder-pig-sanctuary-steve-derek-11.jpg
02:00 <staffecet> pig hornet
02:00 <mrwuf> they r pets u can eat
03:00 <beagle> i dont want a pet i can eat .
03:00 <beagle> NEXT !
03:00 <staffecet> http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/search?text=ostrich
03:00 <mrwuf> 17min until wedges r baked 2 perfection
04:00 <mrwuf> beagle what about chickens
04:00 <mrwuf> fresh eggs
04:00 <mrwuf> every morning 4 brekky
04:00 <staffecet> abbott is a hero
05:00 <beagle> fuck im an awkward man
05:00 <mrwuf> scrambled eggs, poached eggs, hard boiled eggs, soft boiled eggs
05:00 <mrwuf> eggs on toast
05:00 <staffecet> shorten will make deal with chirna
05:00 <mrwuf> curried egg sandwich 
05:00 <staffecet> beagle goes with the flow as per required
05:00 <staffecet> dont we all
05:00 <beagle> weird being asked by mia , if im a man. what do i say.... nah im a pumpkin did you want a patch ?
06:00 <mrwuf> show her ur tilly whacker 
06:00 <staffecet> norell works hard beagle, please dont disrespect her
06:00 <mrwuf> maybe cos you get emotional when u drink, everybody does
06:00 <MiaOneness> sorry, you implied something thats why i asked.. 
07:00 <mrwuf> one pulsating .gif coming up
07:00 <staffecet> ice we did together and stopped
07:00 <beagle> mia, not norelle, shimmon
07:00 <mrwuf> blue veins non-optional all the glory
07:00 <staffecet> i will survive
08:00 <beagle> yeah but staffecet your story would be unimaginable to most australians
08:00 <mrwuf> staffecet is cool
08:00 <beagle> yeah
08:00 <beagle> he's too afraid atm to write about it .
09:00 <beagle> but if he decide to 
09:00 <beagle> i will be reading
09:00 <staffecet> im a desi version of pat rafter
09:00 <staffecet> heh joke
09:00 <staffecet> good wine is here in uk
10:00 <beagle> youre a nice man shimmon and its amazing you lived to tell a story so tell a story from UK , make you more money than anything else would !
11:00 <beagle> do you know how you can be most inspired to do so ?
11:00 <beagle> ill tell you ....
11:00 <beagle> right now
11:00 <beagle> CAUSE ITS YOUR STORY :(
11:00 <beagle> :)
13:00 <staffecet> britons are moving to perth in wa if ever
13:00 <mrwuf> steal some1 identify n migrate again
13:00 <slinky_J> wooo up b4 7
13:00 <staffecet> jamie oliver got a shop right next my uni but hes never there
13:00 <mrwuf> this time marry some1
13:00 <mrwuf> or finish degree migrate as skilled tax accountant 
13:00 <mrwuf> marry doctor
14:00 <slinky_J> who is staffecet?
14:00 <staffecet> a place to die
14:00 <slinky_J> shimoon?
15:00 <staffecet> im in london mate
15:00 <staffecet> you should come here
15:00 <slinky_J> london
15:00 <staffecet> my aunt so happy she spends all her pensions on me
15:00 <slinky_J> no
15:00 <slinky_J> full of muslims
15:00 <mrwuf> beech
15:00 <mrwuf> beehh*
15:00 <slinky_J> fuck
15:00 <mrwuf> BEEEHHHH
15:00 <staffecet> not really
15:00 <slinky_J> shim when the fuck did u get let in to the UK
15:00 <staffecet> climate is great
15:00 <slinky_J> what happened to borneo?
16:00 <staffecet> borneo is still there last i checked
16:00 <slinky_J> mrwuf sif this is beeh
16:00 <mrwuf> beehhhh is cool
16:00 <slinky_J> I am confused
17:00 <staffecet> wait i show you
17:00 <slinky_J> beehhh the indian that was living in borneo
17:00 <mrwuf> only cool people come here, therefore beehhh is cool
17:00 <slinky_J> that was kicked out of australia
17:00 <slinky_J> now resides in London, England
17:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/yeSGq
17:00 <slinky_J> nice pic
18:00 <slinky_J> ill be in Wales later this yr
18:00 <mrwuf> all u need is lycra bike vest and you'd fit right into melbourne
18:00 <slinky_J> brb cig
20:00 <staffecet> im planning to move belfast
20:00 <staffecet> when my aunt passes away
21:00 <staffecet> poms girls are ok
21:00 <staffecet> very polite
21:00 <staffecet> accept for rosy batty
21:00 <staffecet> except
22:00 <staffecet> she gone mental over a hippie party in bush
23:00 <mrwuf> cool
24:00 <staffecet> look mate if it aint for you dont push your luck to have it, none can do
24:00 <staffecet> die happy thaTs all we need a space to call home six feet under
25:00 <staffecet> i hope women flood this planet with more babies, i will be long gone by that time
28:00 <slinky_J> to belfast ey
28:00 <slinky_J> I wanted to visit ireland too
28:00 <slinky_J> or scotland at least this yr
28:00 <slinky_J> but isle of man instead
28:00 <slinky_J> when did you move to the UK shim?
33:00 <staffecet> jan 12th this year
33:00 <mrwuf> how long until UK give u da boot
33:00 <mrwuf> quick sneak into Oz
34:00 <staffecet> australia has no more uk migration coming, britons are choosing canada
34:00 <slinky_J> lol
34:00 <staffecet> yeah i got my twin gone nuts not recognise me anymore
34:00 <staffecet> this is silly for a big country never even thought in my nightmares
35:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkO_D0qov_s
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - So Empty Without Me (Guess Who's Back) (Apr 16, 2017) Length: 1:58 - Category: News & Politics - 3,831 views views - 118 likes (98.3%), 2 dislikes (1.7%)
37:00 <staffecet> lol mrwuf something made me laugh
37:00 <mrwuf> lmao
37:00 <mrwuf> https://www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/adani-mine-army?utm_term=.vooJ1qr1g#.ldyGOaVOZ
37:00 <Lordul> :)
38:00 <slinky_J> twin?
38:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cAyfsd67_I
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bill Shorten's greatest hits (Dec 1, 2014) Length: 0:56 - Category: News & Politics - 12,092 views views - 57 likes (83.8%), 11 dislikes (16.2%)
39:00 <mrwuf> http://www.smh.com.au/business/the-economy/this-things-gonna-blow-top-economists-interest-rate-warning-20170417-gvm6a5.html
41:00 <slinky_J> I am worried by just how easily he got in to the UK
41:00 <slinky_J> after being removed from Australia
41:00 <staffecet> yeah uk is much better climate
41:00 <staffecet> but too many africans here and thai and viets
41:00 <slinky_J> overrun by nonwhites
42:00 <slinky_J> bro
42:00 <slinky_J> too many indians and middle eastern muslims in UK
42:00 <staffecet> white people are gentle here
42:00 <slinky_J> in London LOL
42:00 <staffecet> london is a global city
42:00 <slinky_J> that's all the natives can say after your people have invaded the shit out of every nook and cranny
43:00 <staffecet> your country has 24 million population, however 34 millions are born overseas (citation needed)
43:00 <mrwuf> lmao u can't emigrate 2 uk then complain 2 many immigrants 
43:00 <staffecet> the weather is great here
43:00 <slinky_J> yer
43:00 <slinky_J> white ppl arent the prolific breeders the indians are
44:00 <slinky_J> we r around 30 percent of the worlds population
44:00 <staffecet> whites there and here are big difference in caracter
44:00 <slinky_J> the true minority
44:00 <staffecet> character
44:00 <slinky_J> right
44:00 <staffecet> britons are polite poeple they will kill you with their humor
45:00 <staffecet> except for rosie batty
45:00 <slinky_J> I know what britons are like
45:00 <staffecet> mental nerd bitch
45:00 <slinky_J> who tf is rosie batty
45:00 <staffecet> who lets his husband to kill his son
45:00 <mrwuf> when u say white people u talking bout albinos yea
45:00 <mrwuf> they minority here 2
45:00 <staffecet> women are good at manipulating things
46:00 <mrwuf> but hard 2 tell cos they can't go out in sunlight
46:00 <mrwuf> so only ever see me round at nite
46:00 <staffecet> mrwuf too much new xmen
47:00 <mrwuf> white people https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2b/31/5e/2b315e050a9276286d434c6ec4a18f29.jpg
47:00 <mrwuf> https://concillier.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/gustavo-lacerda-albinos-16.jpg
47:00 <mrwuf> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7c/12/04/7c1204c239ae759a8ee8d475eb96efac.jpg
48:00 <slinky_J> caucasian
48:00 <mrwuf> oh
49:00 <mrwuf> those are everywhere man
49:00 <mrwuf> can't go to shops without having some old caucasian walking slow in front of me
49:00 <staffecet> https://gomovies.to/film/logan-19736/watching.html?ep=595786
49:00 <mrwuf> GET OUT THE WAY OLD MAN
49:00 <slinky_J> lmao
49:00 <slinky_J> IM DRIVING HERE
50:00 <mrwuf> oh yeah new logan movie
50:00 <slinky_J> cant wait to dl that
50:00 <mrwuf> dis where I get movies now https://www.yify-torrent.org/latest.html
50:00 <slinky_J> free movies 4eva
50:00 <staffecet> hope is that keep us going
50:00 <staffecet> tomorrow is another day the sun will rise again
50:00 <slinky_J> gay
50:00 <slinky_J> i go to real site
55:00 <mrwuf> u watching better call saul tv series
56:00 <slinky_J> yeah bro
56:00 <slinky_J> waiting for second ep of season 3
57:00 <mrwuf> sames
57:00 <mrwuf> any moment now
58:00 <slinky_J> really
58:00 <slinky_J> any moment
58:00 <slinky_J> tues?
58:00 <slinky_J> i would check but on xbox playin bf1
58:00 <slinky_J> fkn annoying game
59:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/ottteJO.gifv
59:00 <mrwuf> supposed to drop 17th so thats today in america
59:00 <slinky_J> oh i watch it on stan
59:00 <slinky_J> ye
59:00 <slinky_J> lol wtf in that vid fkn awesome
11:00 <beagle> so slinky_J did you find a girl that met you 
12:00 <beagle> always saying that blondes are better with a bald man ?
12:00 <beagle> or 
12:00 <beagle> what
13:00 <beagle> smashed the fuck out of that fly . 
13:00 <beagle> man i swear i think they drain my energy .
13:00 <beagle> what for tho ?
13:00 <beagle> might as well learn how to grow a pumpkin 
14:00 <beagle> something you'd wait for is tasty
14:00 <beagle> something you die knowing sucks just sucks dying .
14:00 <beagle> its like north korea
14:00 <beagle> who the fuck wants them ?
14:00 <beagle> this new president doesnt . he wants to rid them from us .
15:00 <beagle> and say to china if you fuck this with us , youre going to fuck something you dont like .
15:00 <beagle> oh fuck
15:00 <beagle> this is loud 
16:00 <beagle> rammstein 'du hast'
16:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3q8Od5qJio
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rammstein - Du Hast (Official Video) (Jul 31, 2015) Length: 3:55 - Category: Entertainment - 58,261,580 views views - 278,739 likes (96.4%), 10,460 dislikes (3.6%)
16:00 <mrwuf> maybe u should tweet him ur feelings
16:00 <beagle> no one tweets .
16:00 <mrwuf> trump tweets all time
17:00 <mrwuf> how much wine u got left
19:00 <beagle> fuck all .
20:00 <mrwuf> thought about brewing your own hooch?
20:00 <beagle> nope .
21:00 <beagle> this is seriously very loud .
21:00 <beagle> it sounds like orchestra lol
22:00 <mrwuf> aren't you worried some mentally sleep depraved guy is going to kick your door in and beat the shit out of you
22:00 <beagle> ill check what my phone registers it at .
22:00 <mrwuf> or like they will wait 4 u to pass out then start a fire outside your house
22:00 <mrwuf> do you even have smoke alarms?
22:00 <mrwuf> BOOM
23:00 <mrwuf> neighbours talk 2 firefighters saying you always smoking and drinking and they rule it accidental
23:00 <mrwuf> be careful dude
23:00 <beagle> it says 80 decibels
23:00 <slinky_J> <beagle> so slinky_J did you find a girl that met you 
23:00 <slinky_J> huh
23:00 <slinky_J> talkin bout
23:00 <beagle> fuck off its way more like 120 decibels !
24:00 <beagle> this is insanely loud .
24:00 <beagle> 80? 
24:00 <beagle> they are out of their minds.
24:00 <beagle> no way its just 80
25:00 <beagle> i put it right near the speaker and it still read 80
25:00 <beagle> if you have much more than that 
25:00 <beagle> then
25:00 <beagle> youre DEAF
25:00 <beagle> this is very loud
26:00 <slinky_J> what are you talking about
26:00 <beagle> playing metallica lol
26:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica-Master Of Puppets (Lyrics) (Jul 12, 2010) Length: 8:37 - Category: Music - 47,793,254 views views - 214,240 likes (96.1%), 8,727 dislikes (3.9%)
26:00 <slinky_J> loud?
26:00 <slinky_J> at 8 in the morning
26:00 <slinky_J> jeez
26:00 <beagle> josh im playing it loud as fuck
26:00 <beagle> ...
27:00 <beagle> not sure what to say but i havent had an advert on youtube for 2 months
27:00 <beagle> being hardcore :)
27:00 <beagle> hrm, i guess this kinda stuff shows off the true power of my speakers , josh
27:00 <beagle> but why this , lol
28:00 <slinky_J> yer it's 8am
28:00 <beagle> sometimes they play songs louder than other
28:00 <beagle> they definately playing this one clear and loud .
28:00 <slinky_J> they?
28:00 <beagle> yeah
28:00 <beagle> youtube know me .
28:00 <beagle> they own the video chatrooms that i go on .
28:00 <beagle> they arent father christmas but FUCK they can play music loud if they wanna 
29:00 <slinky_J> no idea what you're on about
29:00 <slinky_J> you drinking?
30:00 <beagle> this music is DEFINATELY playing louder and clearer than usual .
30:00 <slinky_J> that's nice.
30:00 <beagle> you'd probably think it was insane .
31:00 <beagle> look them up josh i am using ss rv900 speakers
31:00 <slinky_J> not interested
31:00 <beagle> lol 
32:00 <beagle> i guess they wanted me to hear metallica loud 
32:00 <beagle> not quite sure how the fuck they made it like this tho lol
33:00 <beagle> man this is definately pushing my speakers to the limit
33:00 <beagle> everyone withing a km can hear it lol
33:00 <beagle> 100m 
33:00 <beagle> but anyway
35:00 <slinky_J> yeah i get it
36:00 <slinky_J> you have speakers and are playing music through them
36:00 <slinky_J> what a discovery
36:00 <beagle> yeah well i thought they were just shit speakers, perhaps theyre just crazy loud 
36:00 <beagle> you dont know until they LET you
37:00 <slinky_J> who is 'they'?
37:00 <beagle> i have them down a bit on the amp
38:00 <beagle> to have them clearer
38:00 <beagle> youtube
38:00 <beagle> cause youtube decide
40:00 <beagle> odd that you dont know youtube .
42:00 <slinky_J> I use youtube
42:00 <slinky_J> and still I have no fucking idea what you're on about
42:00 <slinky_J> quit drinking alcohol
43:00 <slinky_J> you do my head in
45:00 <beagle> then do youtube .
45:00 <beagle> i never get ads anymore .
45:00 <beagle> EVER 
45:00 <beagle> EVER EVER
48:00 <beagle> you never upload to youtube, but i do 
48:00 <beagle> i upload my batshit crazy games :D
48:00 <beagle> even *I* sometimes think its funny
48:00 <beagle> they are i guess
48:00 <beagle> it takes a serious amount of concentration .
49:00 <beagle> what do you do tho josh ?
49:00 <beagle> sit here on irc complaining ? you never upload you never share 
49:00 <beagle> why do you think i get no ads EVER no MATTER what i play 
49:00 <beagle> for nothing but my videos ?
49:00 <beagle> difference is there is my upload
49:00 <beagle> and then theres you sitting there like a LITTLE BITCH 
50:00 <beagle> i should upload some more games though cause maybe my time is running out 
51:00 <beagle> its hard to do .
51:00 <beagle> that games hard .
54:00 <slinky_J> my god
54:00 <slinky_J> alcoholic.
55:00 <mrwuf> ya he makes me want to open bottle of scotch
55:00 <mrwuf> must. resist. 
08:00 <mrwuf> would hate to live next door to these guys that drink all time and play loud music
09:00 <mrwuf> on fri/sat nights who cares but tuesday at 7am
09:00 <mrwuf> damn dog
10:00 <mrwuf> thats why I want to live far far away from other people
10:00 <mrwuf> not only can practise some home farming growing bell peppers, cucumbers, mangos, etc can sun bake naked n not bother anyone
11:00 <mrwuf> huge parcel of land near a river
11:00 <mrwuf> small bungalow with all creature comforts and maybe a pool
11:00 <mrwuf> my idea of heaven
12:00 <mrwuf> let peacocks roam the gardens eating bugs
12:00 <mrwuf> friendly cat inside 2 keep spiders at bay and a guard dog 4 snakes
21:00 <mrwuf> just a modest little shack like dis https://www.domain.com.au/19-wust-road-doonan-qld-4562-2013509132
33:00 <slinky_J> loL@baking naked
33:00 <slinky_J> what a show
33:00 <slinky_J> welcome to Baking Naked
33:00 <mrwuf> http://www.dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/family-guy-then-and-now.gif
33:00 <slinky_J> cats eat spiders?
34:00 <slinky_J> lol@modest
37:00 <mrwuf> hehe
38:00 <mrwuf> all the houses in that area are really nice
41:00 <mrwuf> Real Estate agent Charlie Mortimer outside the apartment building in Elizabeth Bay, where a 50 sqm roof cavity apartment has sold for $1m.
42:00 <mrwuf> thought prices here were a bit rich but down south even crazier 
59:00 <slinky_J> yeah
59:00 <slinky_J> I might look up real estate again
59:00 <slinky_J> wooo
00:00 <mrwuf> http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/shawn-durkin/sydney-you-have-a-problem-and-i-think-i-can-help/
01:00 <Arbition> Surely that's something to post in #sydney
01:00 <slinky_J> found another place with  apool
01:00 <slinky_J> near me haha
01:00 <slinky_J> http://www.realestate.com.au/property-unit-sa-brooklyn+park-125126226
02:00 <slinky_J> pretty dank
02:00 <slinky_J> well, dingy
03:00 <Arbition> Sir Don B? probably has aircraft noise
03:00 <slinky_J> nothing nice in my price range loooooll so pov
03:00 <slinky_J> no shit hey
03:00 <slinky_J> so anyway man gonna see physio to get a work up
03:00 <slinky_J> and then pediatrist
04:00 <Arbition> Yep that's right on the flight arrival path
04:00 <slinky_J> yer
04:00 <mrwuf> that'd sell for less than 80k here
04:00 <slinky_J> prices are terrible
05:00 <Arbition> LOL photoshop
05:00 <slinky_J> wish I was this age like 40 yrs ago
05:00 <mrwuf> of course wouldn't buy it when rent is so cheap
05:00 <slinky_J> photoshop what?
05:00 <Arbition> those furniture items were never in that apartment. The coffee table doesn't look right
05:00 <mrwuf> https://www.domain.com.au/rent/gladstone-qld-4680/?ptype=apartment-unit-flat,block-of-units,pent-house,studio&ssubs=1
05:00 <Arbition> Part of the reason that isn't so cheap is our airport is pretty close to the city
06:00 <slinky_J> look at this Arbition
06:00 <slinky_J> http://www.realestate.com.au/property-unit-sa-keswick-125056166
06:00 <slinky_J> oh yer nice facelift then bathroom HORRID
06:00 <Arbition> That's already under contract
07:00 <slinky_J> well you just wait out the lease
07:00 <slinky_J> then you kick your tennants out
07:00 <slinky_J> that's all under contract is
07:00 <Arbition> err no
08:00 <Arbition> under contract is someone is negotiating loan terms with their bank
08:00 <Arbition> and have comitted to purchasing it if their bank approves
08:00 <slinky_J> ohhh is it?
08:00 <slinky_J> well woop de fuck I learnt something new :P
09:00 <slinky_J> hehehehe 
09:00 <slinky_J> ty
09:00 <mrwuf> thats a shoebox
09:00 <slinky_J> yer
09:00 <mrwuf> somebody got creative with their garage 
10:00 <Arbition> Yep. Can't get anything for less than 200 here in Adelaide, which isn't even Sydney or Melbourne
10:00 <slinky_J> Arbition I like this 
10:00 <slinky_J> http://www.realestate.com.au/property-apartment-sa-adelaide-125048158
10:00 <Arbition> even a shitty apartment under the flight path
10:00 <slinky_J> check out common area
10:00 <slinky_J> ping pong
10:00 <slinky_J> poo
10:00 <slinky_J> pool
11:00 <Arbition> That looks like you might not be allowed to live in it
11:00 <slinky_J> uni students to have sex with
11:00 <Arbition> rental only
11:00 <slinky_J> yer does
11:00 <Arbition> so you're purchasing it and the company manages the tenants
11:00 <slinky_J> pretty shitty tbh
11:00 <slinky_J> there are some cool apts in town
11:00 <slinky_J> and they are for fucking international students
11:00 <slinky_J> christ sake man
11:00 <Arbition> well $410 a week
12:00 <Arbition> that's heaps for the amount you pay for it
12:00 <slinky_J> I'm White and Australian
12:00 <slinky_J> I should be allowed to live in the city, and not on the streets
12:00 <slinky_J> :P
12:00 <Arbition> for 200k you'd expect... maybe $200/w return anywhere else
13:00 <slinky_J> I'd be in a motel while some Chinaman is living it up in my city appartment bro
13:00 <slinky_J> :~
13:00 <slinky_J> lol so racist
13:00 <slinky_J> While some stinky Indian uni student is enjoying all my perks
18:00 <slinky_J> I need someone rich to die and leave me their money
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> IM ON A BOAT
20:00 <^Roshanda^> to nowhere snoops?
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep lol
36:00 <^Roshanda^> oh dear
37:00 <^Roshanda^> bloody male and his 3 week cough
37:00 <^Roshanda^> now im doing it
37:00 <^Roshanda^> and i got the stuffy nose thing,
38:00 <^Roshanda^> which is bad coz i got that stud in right side
42:00 <mrwuf> pics
49:00 <^Roshanda^> of wht
56:00 <Glenn> Thought for the day... <d0g> not my fault stupid people decide to auto ban the d0g
00:00 <^Roshanda^> lol
16:00 <coconut> lol
17:00 <mrwuf> man do you have any meth addicts in your family? holy fuck
17:00 <coconut> no but you do
17:00 <mrwuf> yeah I do
18:00 <mrwuf> so vicious and hurtful and send the longest sms i've ever seen
19:00 <coconut> thats what you said about your penis
19:00 <mrwuf> like writing essays of hostility
19:00 <coconut> till you pissed out of it
20:00 <mrwuf> its a shame
20:00 <mrwuf> when I imagine how life may have been and instead its like it is
21:00 <mrwuf> I don't know anyone that uses meth who doesn't even up destroyed by it
21:00 <mrwuf> same with opiates over long enough time
21:00 <mrwuf> at least with jeroin junkies they just sleep n steal theres no raging aggression like a cut snake
22:00 <mrwuf> at worst heroin users are just pathetic
22:00 <mrwuf> meth users are violent maniacs 
22:00 <mrwuf> holy shit
23:00 <mrwuf> meth just takes a normal loving kind good hearted human and carves them out from the inside so theres just this shell with a empty or rotten inside
24:00 <mrwuf> thats been my experience anyway, maybe there are people out there who can handle it?
39:00 <mrwuf> when I was studying I was working as a bottle shop attendant part time and this one guy named John in his mid 40's worked there too
40:00 <coconut> did you suck him off?
40:00 <mrwuf> he had a nice house, nice car, kids, wife, steady job, got amphetamine addiction, wife left, divorced he used all money buying ice, when I met him he was living in housing commission with his two small kids and would sneak into mens toilets to shoot up
41:00 <coconut> and you followed him into those mens toilets and sucked him off
41:00 <mrwuf> he was an efficient worker tho, props to being fast worker
42:00 <mrwuf> sorry dude I'm not gay and don't want to sex talk you
42:00 <mrwuf> theres a gay sex channel on network maybe check it out
42:00 <coconut> you rather push someones poo
43:00 <mrwuf> so yeah I haven't met anyone who recreationally uses meth who's live hasn't either been destroyed or in the process of falling apart slowly
46:00 <Joyce> At the copa, copacabana the hottest place north of Havanna.
50:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSfHHVvR-rk
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How long do meth addicts live for? (Oct 1, 2016) Length: 1:34 - Category: People & Blogs - 609 views views - 1 likes (33.3%), 2 dislikes (66.7%)
50:00 <gaycat> mrwuf you dance to the copa with me?
50:00 <gaycat> The Copacabana?
54:00 <Devil45> owned
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> big time lol
56:00 <Devil45> join/part flooder
57:00 <Klutch> AMELIA
57:00 <Klutch> ;'(
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its join see a join to see if there are any female names on pm them harress them and then come back as soon as everyone has told him to fuck off
10:00 <sluggz> Hello ishiza
10:00 <sluggz> Sup boe
14:00 <sluggz> Hello
15:00 <sluggz> Lols
15:00 <psikaar> Lols
16:00 <psidawg> OI
16:00 <psikaar> Sup 
16:00 <psikaar> Lols
17:00 <psikaar> Yay
17:00 <gaycat> ?
18:00 <gaycat> meowwww
18:00 <Marion_Le_Pen> haha
19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
20:00 <Marion_Le_Pen> nice to know
23:00 <mrwuf> u c dis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkO_D0qov_s
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - So Empty Without Me (Guess Who's Back) (Apr 16, 2017) Length: 1:58 - Category: News & Politics - 4,737 views views - 147 likes (97.4%), 4 dislikes (2.6%)
27:00 <Marion_Le_Pen> LMAOOOOO
35:00 <mrwuf> all the manchilds awaken in the mid afternoon, roll out of their single sheet-less beds, pack their gateroade bong, scratch their oversized butts and log on here
36:00 <mrwuf> after raiding the fridge
44:00 <chookmagnet> then finding nothing
45:00 <chookmagnet> into the pantry for a stale packet of 2 minute noodles
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what the fuck chookmagnet lol
45:00 <^Roshanda^> haha
49:00 <chookmagnet> I'm just here to sample the fine dining
49:00 <chookmagnet> 1 troll Leg and a side of fries
02:00 <Raichu> lols
02:00 <Raichu> Sup gang
04:00 <Devil45> i see the trout thing never gets old on irc ;p
06:00 <Raichu> Nup
06:00 <Raichu> Rabbit: Speak up
09:00 <gaycat> who wabbit?
26:00 <partay> ok tozza
27:00 <partay> tell me that fucking thing has arrived 
30:00 <partay> ok tozza
30:00 <partay> tell me that fucking thing has arrived 
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Suppp
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Er unsure i just woke up
30:00 <partay> lol
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill check shortly
30:00 <partay> wakey wakey hand off snakey
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Eggs an bacy
31:00 <Devil45> oops wrong channel
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
31:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneTO7JlpHc
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 20 Years of Albo - The Best of Anthony Albanese (Apr 17, 2016) Length: 11:57 - Category: News & Politics - 2,418 views views - 56 likes (96.6%), 2 dislikes (3.4%)
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup wuf
32:00 <Devil45> i dont know whats worse - political links on youtube or mias 'garbage tunes'
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmaoooooo
33:00 <mrwuf> complainers r worse
34:00 <mrwuf> don't like it make it better or get lost, don't just stay n moan
34:00 <Devil45> haters are worse
34:00 <Devil45> oooh you just told tozza to make mias tunes better
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aw cmon now wuf devil eas just cracking a joke
35:00 <Devil45> i wasnt being serious and hating on it
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She was sharing some shit
35:00 <Devil45> in the case of drake id agree 
35:00 <Devil45> it was shit
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Drake britney milli vanili
35:00 <mrwuf> ok 
35:00 <Devil45> and that is a complaint. the political thing well... yea.
35:00 <Devil45> not so much
36:00 <mrwuf> pls tell me what else u like
36:00 <Devil45> comedy is good
36:00 <Devil45> and repair videos - but for music - 80s :)
37:00 <Devil45> no not gay stuff like tiffany bros or new kids on the block but decent top 40
37:00 <mrwuf> who taught u how to use a computer???
37:00 <Devil45> i taught myself actually
37:00 <Devil45> like a lot of people do
38:00 <mrwuf> someone keeps teaching these old people how to use computers and now I'm getting FWD: email videos from my grandparents containing stuff I saw on the internet years ago
38:00 <mrwuf> FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Hilarious Jokes 
38:00 <partay> hello malware
39:00 <mrwuf> oh a cat playing a piano 
39:00 <partay> create a bogus emial and send them to lemonparty
39:00 <partay> or a bogus money scam... steal their house 
39:00 <mrwuf> old people ruined Facebook
40:00 <partay> be the bad grandson
40:00 <mrwuf> used to be a great way to meet woman
40:00 <lala> what mirc6?12¿
40:00 <mrwuf> now your parents use it to stalk u
40:00 <partay> mrwuf the old fashioned way it still the best
40:00 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ta5P_RlB8 <- not sure what tozza would say to that one.
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Patrick Hernandez-Born To Be Alive-Hollywood MashUp (Oct 27, 2016) Length: 6:11 - Category: Music - 68,813 views views - 626 likes (96.9%), 20 dislikes (3.1%)
40:00 <partay> "Hi.. I'm mrwuf".. while extending hand 
40:00 <mrwuf> following girls home from work late at night
40:00 <partay> best  pickup line ever
40:00 <mrwuf> leaving roses on their doorstep
41:00 <Devil45> with a stick-on name tag at group meetings 'hello my name is'
41:00 <partay> Devil45 yes
41:00 <partay> see listen to the devil
41:00 <Devil45> i prefer the handshake method and introducing myself directly to someone - without the nametag thing
41:00 <partay> like i said
41:00 <mrwuf> the old fashioned way
41:00 <Devil45> nametags with 'hello my name is' is so 80s
42:00 <Devil45> but yes
42:00 <partay> partay's pick up tips
42:00 <Devil45> should write a book - pick-up tips for successful friendships 101
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolo
43:00 <partay> who me ?.. Nah i'm a cunt 
43:00 <Devil45> and see the abridged version - how to meet women 101 
43:00 <partay> in relationships Im the boss
43:00 <partay> and its not negotiatable
43:00 <Devil45> like a boss
43:00 <partay> nods
44:00 <Marion_Le_Pen> holy crap, some1 still has Doctor's prescription sscript
44:00 <Marion_Le_Pen> lol
44:00 <Marion_Le_Pen> it's so old the homepage isnt up no more
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I want it aswell
46:00 <Devil45> old people didnt ruin facebook
46:00 <Devil45> not completely.
46:00 <Devil45> pedos and ex-cons did
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ew
47:00 <Devil45> i dont even use it
47:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> or u mean, facebook ruins mirc
47:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> ??
47:00 <Devil45> facebook makes mirc look good
47:00 <Devil45> but imgur is the bomb when it comes to pics
47:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> yup
48:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> to be more historically correct, msn kills mirc, and fb kills msn
49:00 <mrwuf> u ever been 2 prison Devil45 
50:00 <Devil45> nope
50:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmi45JLJOgU
50:00 <Devil45> not as an inmate
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 18 Genetically Modified Organisms You Don't Know About (Mar 29, 2017) Length: 10:00 - Category: Entertainment - 393,426 views views - 1,824 likes (84.8%), 326 dislikes (15.2%)
50:00 <Devil45> as a visitor yes
51:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> we believe u devil lol
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/06J3LwrTyPU
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bangs - Take You For A Dinner (New 2012) (Jul 21, 2012) Length: 3:32 - Category: Music - 63,675 views views - 431 likes (75.2%), 142 dislikes (24.8%)
51:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> ahhahahaha
51:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> i was singing meet me on the facebook tho
51:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> lol
51:00 <Devil45> technically i cant say ive never been to a prison in my life when ive gone there as a visitor. never been IN prison as a convict - no that is true.
51:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> the nigga has an app now
52:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> but iOS only
52:00 <Devil45> jail and hospital are almost the same
52:00 <mrwuf> how so
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Let me take you fo a dinner
52:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> err.... OK
52:00 <Devil45> the food for one
53:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> gooks?
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lolll
53:00 <mrwuf> how u know what prison food tastes like
53:00 <mrwuf> the prosecution rests ur honour 
53:00 <Devil45> ive tasted it when i visited last time ;o its no better than maccas
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just an assumption
53:00 <mrwuf> jk but I'm going 2 request ur metadata anyway
54:00 <Devil45> when was the last time YOU went to court wuf?
54:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> y? some1's been dl'n kiddie porn?
54:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> you guys heard about that Channel 9 reporter charged with child porn?? 
54:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> hahaha like last week i think
55:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> a news reporter becomes the news, funny
56:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/04/06/channel-9-reporter-ben-mccormack-charged-with-child-porn-offence_a_22028079/
56:00 <Devil45> not the first time a channel 9 personality becomes news
56:00 <Devil45> though not necessarily for the same reasons
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fkn child porn wtf
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats like 2 weeks ago news
57:00 <mrwuf> whats weird about whole thing is they brushed over that the guy is a gay
58:00 <mrwuf> he's not only a creep he's a gay creep
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
58:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> oh i didnt know that
58:00 <Devil45> gee kiddy porn
58:00 <mrwuf> seems relevant 
58:00 <Devil45> thats sick - like zoophilia
58:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> yer, but worst is gay kiddie porn, sick fuck
59:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> that the hollywood elites
59:00 <Devil45> man
59:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> all gay pedos
59:00 <mrwuf> ya its weird how we have all those catholic priests doing horrendous things yet we're afraid of muslims??
59:00 <Devil45> should be a penalty introduced for all gay pedos who are caught -
59:00 <mrwuf> gotta take care of the monsters at home first
00:00 <Devil45> lorena bobbit - cut of their nuts and feed them to the sickos
00:00 <mrwuf> anyway this topic is kinda weird 
00:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> yeah but the diff is wuf, at least catholic priests know it's wrong deep down inside
00:00 <mrwuf> I just wondered if you had been to jail cos you mentioned excess
00:00 <mrwuf> ex-cons
00:00 <Pepe_le_Pew> islam sanction kiddie porn in the koran itself
00:00 <Devil45> ive visited prisons so yea
01:00 <mrwuf> vague
01:00 <mrwuf> i'mma pencil u down as a maybe
02:00 <Devil45> acronym - PIFUC?
03:00 <Devil45> pie fuck?
03:00 <Dawg> lol
03:00 <Devil45> come on ;o
05:00 <Glenn> People Identified as Far Upper Crust. :P
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cbf returning to work
06:00 <Devil45> thats the nice way of putting it
06:00 <Glenn> People In Fast Uber Cab...?
07:00 <moohoo> Wassup
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
08:00 <Devil45> "people in frankston use cucumbers"
08:00 <Devil45> or condoms depending on mood
08:00 <Glenn> ...mmmm.... probably!
09:00 <Devil45> yea people in frankston use condoms. i like that.
09:00 <moohoo> Frankston is a lovely place
09:00 <lex> condoms like fags out of space invaders
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
11:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8sl2uC46A
11:00 <mrwuf> https://thepiratebay.org/search/better%20call/0/3/0
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Why Heroquest is so Great (May 7, 2016) Length: 6:17 - Category: Gaming - 860,771 views views - 25,434 likes (99.3%), 191 dislikes (0.7%)
11:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> who remember this boardgame?
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ofcourse
13:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> would love to play it again
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/kKbCgkGDmas
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hero Quest - Board James (Episode 7) (May 11, 2010) Length: 4:07 - Category: Gaming - 1,137,803 views views - 9,389 likes (96.7%), 324 dislikes (3.3%)
13:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> such a rad game
13:00 <Devil45> nothing like old school board games - with friends or family - real board games not cluedo
14:00 <mrwuf> we get it ur old
14:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> yup
14:00 <Devil45> trivial pursuit maybe
14:00 <Devil45> if youre super bored
15:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> i custom painted all the main 4 characters
15:00 <mrwuf> this happened in 1985 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Bowie & Mick Jagger - Dancing In The Street (Feb 26, 2009) Length: 2:57 - Category: Music - 22,207,877 views views - 89,039 likes (94.7%), 4,956 dislikes (5.3%)
15:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> and some of the skeletons
15:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> painted the boss with gold paint
15:00 <Devil45> i know wuf it was all i could do to avoid that song when it was released
15:00 <Devil45> and tozza claims mia listens to weird songs
15:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> and then every1 grew up, i had no1 to heroquest with no more :\
15:00 <Devil45> hes right - she does
16:00 <mrwuf> anytime u say something positive about the 80s imma link that song
16:00 <Devil45> but
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 1:32 PM <Devil45> i dont know whats worse - political links on youtube or mias 'garbage tunes'
16:00 <mrwuf> I was born in the 80's
16:00 <Devil45> and theres always a BUT - i didnt say the song was shit. i simply avoided it being overplayed on radio at the time
16:00 <Devil45> radio stations overplay songs
16:00 <Devil45> thats why i avoided it
17:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> same here wuf
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Same
17:00 <Devil45> but its better than bieber so :)
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 88
17:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> thats y i love BOARD GAMESSSS
17:00 <Devil45> its not bieber so youre gold wuf
17:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> been playing diablo 3 on my ps4, but keep thinking about hero quest lol
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I been collecting them after watching thr boardjames series on youtube
17:00 <Devil45> and its not drake
17:00 <lex> who wants sex tonight :D
17:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> diablo makers basically rips of heroquest i reckon
18:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> lol
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Me and the gf find good ones at savers and stuff
18:00 <Devil45> tozza born in 88?
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
18:00 <Devil45> i thought you were older
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im 28
18:00 <Devil45> like maybe 81
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar dude
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
18:00 <Devil45> born in 81 i mean
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nope
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 88
18:00 <Devil45> thats 69
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> same as my mum
19:00 <Devil45> my mother was born in 45 - hence the 45 on my nickname
19:00 <Devil45> although 45 rpm works
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yar
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I remember the convo the other day
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :)
21:00 <slinky_J> fuck
21:00 <Devil45> im currently the age jani lane was when he died
21:00 <slinky_J> im gonna get red rooster
21:00 <slinky_J> thx to some fgt here going on about it
21:00 <slinky_J> :P
21:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> lex is a dude?
21:00 <Devil45> if you remember warrant cherry pie song
21:00 <slinky_J> gonna b delish!
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gonna do a tim-sim
21:00 <Devil45> tim-sim - capital cities safe and sound
21:00 <Devil45> that bearded dude
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tim-sim = off the spectrum
22:00 <Devil45> reminds me of the fictional guy toni collette made up in muriels wedding - tim sims
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aspergers
23:00 <Devil45> he has it?
24:00 <slinky_J> Aspergers is the new ADD
24:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> isnt that the disease where the person just burst out swearing & shit
24:00 <Devil45> thats tourettes
24:00 <slinky_J> naw
24:00 <slinky_J> haha
24:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> OH
24:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> hahahhaa
24:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> my bad
24:00 <slinky_J> it's the latest go-to diagnosis
25:00 <slinky_J> basically any socially awkward person on IRC you could say has aspergers
25:00 <slinky_J> :P
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mia plays shite music then accuses me of having bi polar
25:00 <Devil45> A person with Asperger's Syndrome often has trouble understanding the emotions of other people.
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mate how fkn rude
25:00 <Devil45> mia called you bi-polar?
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
26:00 <mrwuf> ya but depression or feeling sad is also a disease
26:00 <slinky_J> lol
26:00 <Devil45> she has unusual taste
26:00 <mrwuf> but apparently finding mens buttholes arousing is not 
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ikr
26:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish is the irc king of diagnosing ircers with mental disorders
26:00 <mrwuf> so its all subjective
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aiight shower brb
26:00 <Devil45> pong would know all about buttholes
26:00 <mrwuf> I think men that like other men are ill
27:00 <mrwuf> people that feel sad, well sadness is an informative feeling, in other words its letting you know somethings wrong
27:00 <mrwuf> its like pain, its informative, the pain itself is not the problem its a symptom of a problem
27:00 <mrwuf> if you ignore symptoms or mask them with drugs and fail to address the problem, nothing gets solved 
28:00 <^Roshanda^> honestly i live with someone who has aspergers and he is ok most of the time until something sets hi moff
28:00 <mrwuf> so if your hands on a hot plate sure you can take pain killers but uh moving your hand is probably a better idea, similar with depression, like is the depressed person also overweight? not getting laid? maybe not exercising 
29:00 <mrwuf> weak people need excuses to explain their poor choices, thats been my experience 
29:00 <slinky_J> people are often misdiagnosed
30:00 <mrwuf> its all such a sketchy science 
30:00 <slinky_J> obviously most people are going to be quite aprehensive when it comes to baring what they feel to be their inner most problems and such
30:00 <slinky_J> I was misdiagnosed with add, then aspergers, untill finally I was diagnosed with OCD and depression
31:00 <mrwuf> you paid people to tell you what you are? how much will you pay me to give you a positive self image
32:00 <slinky_J> didn't pay anything
33:00 <mrwuf> thats ok i wouldn't charge you anyway, your a great guy and you can accomplish anything you set your mind too
33:00 <eddie> sniff sniff
33:00 <eddie> phew
33:00 <DanyP> hey guys
34:00 <DanyP> long time
41:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
45:00 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/gallery/T3zSW
46:00 <mrwuf> kinda hope trump makes a presidency tv show
47:00 <mrwuf> where he has cameras follow him around and the best bits make the hour long reality tv show, you know the ideas probably been floated
47:00 <mrwuf> we're kinda almost there
50:00 <Devil45> theres a youtube video - sort of parody - its called donald trumps the wall
50:00 <mrwuf> I watched the johny depp funny or die movie, was awful
50:00 <mrwuf> hilarious but just awful
51:00 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zp0LSuawhw
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Donald Trump's The Wall (Jan 28, 2017) Length: 01:12:48 - Category: News & Politics - 42,630 views views - 828 likes (92.6%), 66 dislikes (7.4%)
51:00 <partay> Lumeah 7G T F O 
51:00 <partay> tozza ?
51:00 <partay> anything ?
51:00 <mrwuf> haha 
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill check now
52:00 <mrwuf> PRIME Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced he is scrapping the controversial 457 visa program for skilled migrants as part of a bid to tackle unemployment.
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not 1 letter partay
53:00 <partay> thats big
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> no bills no adverts no usb stick
54:00 <partay> fuck.. im going to go postal with those postal cuntz
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :/
54:00 <Devil45> ok that trump video was crap. perhaps the real pink floyd the wall album is in order instead.
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> im waiting on online purchases aswell
55:00 <mrwuf> I want to like pink floyd but I just can't get into the sound its like phish... I like everything about it... except the music
55:00 <mrwuf> maybe you have to be there to understand or something
55:00 <Devil45> mia likes everything about her songs - except the lyrics
56:00 <mrwuf> yeah some bands have such great riffs and baselines but the vocalist ruins it, paintera is like that 4 me
57:00 <mrwuf> don't think i've listened to her music
57:00 <Devil45> in the case of drake you wouldnt want to
57:00 <Devil45> it makes usher seem inteliigent
59:00 <mrwuf> dude you can't insult peoples taste in music, even if it sux, thats instant way of making someone h8 u, unless u teasing them then right on
59:00 <Devil45> why not you did
59:00 <Devil45> you said the vocalist ruins it - pantera - tozza likes pantera
01:00 <mrwuf> why you make is so hard to like you
01:00 <spook> he's a dick
01:00 <spook> plain and simple
01:00 <Devil45> why you make it so hard? because you ask the wrong questions
02:00 <spook> * You were kicked from #sydney by Devil45 (abusing me in other channels is not smart)
03:00 <mrwuf> you like the black keyes
03:00 <spook> You know who's not smart but thinks he's smart? Devil45
03:00 <Devil45> dont paste
03:00 <spook> He tries to sound intelligent by talking down to people
03:00 <spook> But he's transparent to me
03:00 <Devil45> i dont evade a g-line
04:00 <Devil45> you do dont you d0gsh1t
04:00 <spook> Once he was going on about Flac audio files as if he knew everything about them
04:00 <mrwuf> music
04:00 <spook> I asked him one simple question about flac files and he couldnt answer it
04:00 <mrwuf> what bands you dig
04:00 <spook> Because he didnt know
04:00 <Devil45> fuck off spock you wannabe star trek fool
04:00 <spook> lol
04:00 <spook> his insults suck too
04:00 <spook> You are just a wanker Devil45
05:00 <spook> and thats all there is to it really
05:00 <mrwuf> you know one band I can never get sick of
05:00 <mrwuf> besides led zep
06:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKQnNThm8U
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fu Manchu - Signs of infinite power (Nov 25, 2010) Length: 4:12 - Category: Music - 36,525 views views - 241 likes (98.8%), 3 dislikes (1.2%)
06:00 <partay> Lumeah 7G T F O 
06:00 <spook> Devil45 used to run his mouth on about how crappy the #melbourne channel is, that is of course until sydney died.. He came here seeking greener pastures, trying to buddy up with people
06:00 <spook> But his bad attitude has already been exposed
07:00 <Devil45> like i told tozza the other day wuf - ac/dc metallica etc.
07:00 <spook> Speak up Devil45
07:00 <Devil45> tozza likes S.O.D
08:00 <spook> SOAD you drip
10:00 <partay> spook ease up
10:00 <spook> nah man, this Devil45 is a dead set cancer for the channel
11:00 <partay> well if he is he'll get eviscerated
11:00 <partay> until then chillax 
12:00 <spook> lol I'm not doing what you tell me either partay
12:00 <partay> well you be the cancer then 
12:00 <partay> and keep whiing like a banchee
13:00 <spook> Nice work part gay
13:00 <mrwuf> I like static-x RIP
13:00 <spook> what else you got?
13:00 <mrwuf> most of music I listen 2 is for two reasons; chill or exercise
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No sod
13:00 <spook> Fear Factory
13:00 <partay> good one s poo k 
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Stormtroopers of death
13:00 <partay> tozza.. i am going to resend 
14:00 <partay> with tracking this time 
14:00 <Devil45> i said S.O.D was different
14:00 <mrwuf> yo party send me sum 2
14:00 <partay> anthrax?
14:00 <Devil45> i hadnt heard of them before
14:00 <spook> Its S.O.A.D yu drip
14:00 <mrwuf> great u just got us all on a list
14:00 <Devil45> have now. not bad
15:00 <Devil45> better than godsmack which is mostly grunting and growling.
15:00 <spook> No it isnt lol
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Apook
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spook
15:00 <spook> You dont listen to Godsmack then
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sod is stormtroopers of death
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not system of a down
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You drip
16:00 <partay> LOL
16:00 <partay> BAM
16:00 <Devil45> fucking idiot he is
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha quit
16:00 <Devil45> pasting kickmsgs from other rooms in here
16:00 <mrwuf> be cool
16:00 <Devil45> and he was evading a g-line
16:00 <mrwuf> we don't care
16:00 <mrwuf> he's gone ~let go~
17:00 <Devil45> dont speak for everyone else wuf you are not amelia
17:00 <mrwuf> and your new making enemies instead of friends is unwise
17:00 <Devil45> you were the one who asked if id been in jail
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who does she speak for?
17:00 <Devil45> not a good conversation starter wuf
17:00 <Devil45> she speaks for everyone she said
18:00 <mrwuf> your bad at making first impressions
18:00 <Devil45> this guy doesnt know me at all tozza
18:00 <Devil45> hes making wild assumptions
18:00 <Devil45> and hes been wrong on almost all of them
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol thats just wif
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wuf
19:00 <partay> everytime i visit amelia.. shes always mumbling 
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He will grow
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Om you
19:00 <partay> just like kelevra 
19:00 <partay> ;)
19:00 <mrwuf> lmao
19:00 <Devil45> so does skin cancer
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
20:00 <Devil45> i dont know about amelia mumbling'
20:00 <Devil45> kel and me had a falling out partay
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> amelia is aiight
20:00 <Devil45> i dont speak to her these days.
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shes my player 2
20:00 <mrwuf> ya amelia is cool and so is mia
21:00 <partay> Devil45 she does with my cock in her mouth
21:00 <Devil45> er
21:00 <partay> Devil45 what did you do to kel 
21:00 <Devil45> nothing
21:00 <partay> shes an upstanding member of the commuity
21:00 <Devil45> she said something one day i didnt agree with it and it blew up
21:00 <mrwuf> maybe your both 2 similar
21:00 <Devil45> so i let it go - because i wasnt prepared to argue with a woman over something small
22:00 <partay> remembering all chicks are cray cray 
22:00 <Devil45> arguing with spock is different because hes a moron
22:00 <mrwuf> some woman are freaking awesome, they are usually smart and avoid me but they exist
22:00 <mrwuf> usually married, guys lock em down 
22:00 <partay> so are unicorns
23:00 <Devil45> some women have that quality
23:00 <Devil45> being awesome that is
23:00 <Devil45> they dont need to say so - it shows
23:00 <partay> mrwuf
23:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women (Jul 21, 2014) Length: 7:06 - Category: Education - 16,847,158 views views - 96,285 likes (94%), 6,133 dislikes (6%)
23:00 <partay> this is the best
23:00 <partay> and its all true
23:00 <partay> watch it 
24:00 <mrwuf> dude I know all about woman, you just have to fed them tuna, and milk and brush their fur in summer and make sure you don't bathe them
24:00 <partay> dude
24:00 <Devil45> wtf
24:00 <partay> serious
24:00 <partay> watch that
24:00 <mrwuf> ok
25:00 <mrwuf> dude i can't watch this look at this guy
25:00 <partay> i know
25:00 <partay> but its gold 
25:00 <Arbition> lol what does he look like?
25:00 <partay> agent
25:00 <mrwuf> short, budget hair cut, old, glasses, he even got gun on his hip 4 no reason at all
26:00 <Arbition> lol budget haircut
26:00 <Arbition> what does that even mean
26:00 <mrwuf> talking about woman on a whiteboard like he's making a presentation about meat
26:00 <mrwuf> as fun as bag of potatoes 
26:00 <Devil45> he cut it himself Arbition
26:00 <Arbition> well that part was expected
26:00 <Devil45> he cut his own hair
26:00 <Devil45> budget haircut
26:00 <Arbition> heh ok
27:00 <slinky_J> tell me what you think of this chick guys
27:00 <Devil45> as opposed to going to the shop and paying close to 15 dollars
27:00 <slinky_J> http://i67.tinypic.com/2ah78yu.jpg
27:00 <Devil45> or whatever it costs these days ;o
27:00 <slinky_J> whatchu think
27:00 <mrwuf> he looks like sort of guy you meet 4 beer and he just complains about his ex wife whole time
27:00 <mrwuf> pass
27:00 <Arbition> Sorry slinky_J, I don't plan to look at it right now
27:00 <slinky_J> yeah it's porn so that's a good idea man
27:00 <slinky_J> u like her mrwuf? Devil45?
28:00 <slinky_J> http://thehun.net/galleries/2079619_A_young_shemale_poser_from_Sofia.html
28:00 <slinky_J> here have some more!
28:00 <slinky_J> lelz
29:00 <mrwuf> u nearly tricked me into a gay boner
29:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA
29:00 <slinky_J> omg so good lols
29:00 <slinky_J> rofl
31:00 <partay> mrwuf what did you think 
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck work
32:00 <Arbition> heh
32:00 <Arbition> I have nothing to do at the moment really
32:00 <Arbition> feel kinda bad because I'm not doing work, dunno what I should be doing though
33:00 <Arbition> all the holdups are somewhere else
34:00 <slinky_J> have a nap
34:00 <slinky_J> christ sake
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I walked in i got told 3 hours of my printing got rejected
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So great start to my week
34:00 <partay> Arbition theres always a life of crime 
35:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtNKtHSmAl4
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bailando digo a no bulto socio (Dec 23, 2015) Length: 2:21 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,373,900 views views - 4,246 likes (85.1%), 742 dislikes (14.9%)
35:00 <slinky_J> my undies r itchy
35:00 <partay> tozza from yesterday 
35:00 <slinky_J> says it has built in fabric softner but i call bullshit
35:00 <partay> slinky_J you have crabs 
35:00 <slinky_J> my underwear
35:00 <slinky_J> not lice on and around my crotch..
36:00 <Arbition> I never use fabric softener
36:00 <Arbition> stinks, espesically annoying when my bed smells of it
36:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <Arbition> well one experience anyway, I just don't want it now
36:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> just jizz urself in ur pants, it'll be soft right away
37:00 <mrwuf> partay, I gave up it felt like my drunk divorced uncle teaching me about woman because of his jaded experiences 
38:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> kumi taguchi is such a babe
38:00 <Viva_Le_Pen> i mean, such a milf
38:00 <partay> shame dude
38:00 <partay> its fucking gold 
38:00 <partay> especially when he does the guy one
38:00 <mrwuf> why does guy need a gun on his belt
39:00 <slinky_J> 50 grand for information leading to the arrest and capture of the facebook killer
39:00 <slinky_J> facebook is the real killer
39:00 <mrwuf> why he talking about woman like they some mystery 
39:00 <partay> cos hes american
39:00 <mrwuf> nah he insecure 
39:00 <mrwuf> as
39:00 <slinky_J> can you say Joy Lane
39:00 <slinky_J> JOY LANE
39:00 <slinky_J> yeah 
39:00 <slinky_J> she is the reason this is all about to happen to you
39:00 <partay> ok dude 
39:00 <slinky_J> *bam*
40:00 <slinky_J> I think I just need to buy new undies
40:00 <mrwuf> dude would you listen to a fat guy as he 'teaches' you how to become swole?
40:00 <partay> dude.. its just a joke vid.. relax 
40:00 <shoeface> what facebook killer?
40:00 <slinky_J> the integrity of the material is most likely comrpromised after couple yrs of use haha
41:00 <mrwuf> i'll come back to it
41:00 <beagle> being human sucks you have to eat every day i wanna go without this pain lol
42:00 <mrwuf> being human is hairy businuss
43:00 <beagle> if slinky_J keeps talking about his undies he'll help me, i aint gonna wanna eat anything
43:00 <mrwuf> beagle dude you have a kitchen and a fridge/freezer plus internet
43:00 <beagle> :P
43:00 <mrwuf> you can cook a giant meal, eat what u like, freeze the rest theres so many options... slow cookers, roasts, all the delicious animals coated in tasty spices
44:00 <mrwuf> like microwave can of stagg chilli beef + boiling water add pasta, mix, so yum
44:00 <beagle> that cant happen .
44:00 <beagle> i dont eat that food and i dont have a microwave .
44:00 <partay> mrwuf you'll make someone a good wife one day 
44:00 <beagle> forget it ill work out myself
44:00 <mrwuf> cut potatoes into wedges, roll in taco seasoning and bacon in oven 45min @ 220c
45:00 <mrwuf> healthy food is so cheap 4 real
45:00 <Devil45> forget masterchef
45:00 <mrwuf> slow cooker, potato, carrot, some meaty cuts, packet of seasoning, peas etc walk away, or even boil some soup with veg
46:00 <mrwuf> the problem is you're not trying
46:00 <beagle> i dont have any food here you fucking retard
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Radio gaga
46:00 <mrwuf> ok
47:00 <Devil45> some queen eh tozza?
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> On 104 now
47:00 <Devil45> thats how lady gaga got her name
47:00 <mrwuf> whats your alcohol and cigg budget
47:00 <Devil45> from that song - duh. i prefer the song not her
47:00 <mrwuf> because you don't have a money problem you have a priorities crisis
48:00 <mrwuf> potatoes are so cheap
48:00 <mrwuf> so are carrots
48:00 <mrwuf> bake em they are so delicious
48:00 <partay> no-one smokes anymore 
48:00 <Devil45> sure they do
48:00 <mrwuf> even bananas are like $1.50 a kg at aldi
49:00 <partay> then me and Kelevra banged all night 
49:00 <Kelevra> in our dreams
49:00 <partay> hehe
50:00 <mrwuf> if u smoke during sex u probably going 2 fast
50:00 <Kelevra> my partner won't even put out
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id bang lady gaga tho
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id poker face
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Heh
50:00 <mrwuf> remember the rumour that lady gaga had a penis
51:00 <partay> no
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha yeh
51:00 <mrwuf> and the rumour that micheal jackson had a rib removed so he could self fell ate
51:00 <partay> her poor clit
51:00 <Devil45> is that because you were 'born this way' tozza?
51:00 <mrwuf> felateio
51:00 <mrwuf> I started both 
52:00 <slinky_J> YAY the blu ray arrived!
52:00 <slinky_J> woot so excited
52:00 <slinky_J> havent bought one for yonkas
52:00 <partay> midget porn blu-ray
52:00 <slinky_J> nah
52:00 <slinky_J> opera!
52:00 <Devil45> nah wuf didnt start that one partay
53:00 <slinky_J> Tristan Und Isolde :P
55:00 <mrwuf> I always lie after I eat kfc and watch breaking bad
55:00 <slinky_J> ey
55:00 <mrwuf> *better call saul
55:00 <slinky_J> bought this http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Wagner-Tristan-und-Isolde-Blu-ray/7451/
55:00 <slinky_J> :P
55:00 <mrwuf> new american dad episode just dropped on pirate bay
56:00 <Devil45> if tim-sim was in a series, it would be "the walking bald"
56:00 <slinky_J> I can't wait for BCS today
56:00 <slinky_J> 5pm!
56:00 <partay> slinky_J remove your penis 
57:00 <mrwuf> soz not clicking ur links anymore cos u trick me with shambles
57:00 <mrwuf> shemales*
01:00 <slinky_J> loool
02:00 <Nice1> whats funny
02:00 <Kelevra> your face
02:00 <Nice1> shut your trap!
03:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/fOv3uNn.gif
03:00 <Kelevra> nou
04:00 <Nice1> ohhh thats too painful to even look at mrwuf
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not again
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So..…
12:00 <mrwuf> listen carefully when someone insults you because they project their insecurities 
12:00 <mrwuf> its so revealing once you come to that realisation 
14:00 <Devil45> someones been watching dr phil
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Maury
15:00 <Devil45> "you are not the father"
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> !seen maurypovitch
15:00 <lex> tozza[Mobile] [seen] has been set.
15:00 <mrwuf> I stumbled across this accidentally, the details are uninteresting but its a truth 
15:00 <Devil45> thats what maury says
15:00 <mrwuf> sorry I don't watch trashy american tv
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 4:15 PM <lx>  maurypovitch was last seen on Saturday at 19:32pm +11:00 GMT 18/03/2017 arriving in #Melbourne, quitting AustNet IRC on Sunday at 03:49am +11:00 GMT 19/03/2017
16:00 <Devil45> you watch trashy aussie tv like my kitchen rules eh?
16:00 <mrwuf> quietly unsure if those are real situations or just actors "real tv" style 
16:00 <Arbition> insecurities maybe, but I would agree it reveals their value system
16:00 <mrwuf> no Devil45 I don't watch any free to air tv
16:00 <Devil45> ah
16:00 <Devil45> i dont watch much either
16:00 <mrwuf> I think free to air tv is only something old people watch
17:00 <Devil45> too much bs on these days
17:00 <Devil45> :)
17:00 <mrwuf> thats the demography it seems aimed at
17:00 <Devil45> can we drop the old people thing
17:00 <mrwuf> my generation grew up on the internet
17:00 <Devil45> tv is not just for oldies
17:00 <mrwuf> yeah it really is
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I youtube
17:00 <Devil45> i suppose youd say gramophones with vintage 78s are for old people too
17:00 <mrwuf> I think if you look at our political parties they are engineered in a generational sphere as well
18:00 <Devil45> and old people listen to frank sinatra etc.
18:00 <mrwuf> you have you greens with you youth radical ideas that filter into mainstream workers labour party and that eventually ages and becomes liberal policy
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This is to cerebral for me
18:00 <Devil45> i may be old, but even *i* wont listen to frank
19:00 <mrwuf> so old people vote liberals, middle aged workers vote labour and youth vote fringe green
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I vote labour
19:00 <shoeface> Has anyone else been reading about the Sunbury Rapists?
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Since i could vote
19:00 <Devil45> she was a good singer tozza - kate cerebral
19:00 <Devil45> being funny - i meant kate ceberano
19:00 <mrwuf> I don't really hang out with old people Devil45 or people that call themselves devils online
20:00 <Devil45> you got a problem it seems
20:00 <Devil45> or just one with me
20:00 <partay> shoeface are you a spastic?
20:00 <mrwuf> just with old people
20:00 <mrwuf> in general
20:00 <Devil45> thats a bit prejudiced
20:00 <mrwuf> How – if you were a young person today – would you see your seniors as anything but a grabby crowd of legislative brawlers who got their degrees for free and their homes for a song, and are conspiring together to have you foot the bill for their retirement as they drink the last of the Grange in the polluted ruins of the planet that is now exclusively yours to fix?
20:00 <Devil45> like someone not liking someone else because of their skin colour
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wuf devil
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is a good guy man
21:00 <Devil45> all hes done today tozza is have a go at me
21:00 <mrwuf> nah he a cry baby
21:00 <Devil45> you wouldnt say that to my face if you met me in person wuf
21:00 <mrwuf> idk care if he stays but don't him access or we all doomed
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol dude he is the wrong target for you
22:00 <mrwuf> maybe 
22:00 <Devil45> paranoid as well
22:00 <mrwuf> I don't have targets
22:00 <Devil45> assuming if i *had* access hes in for it. thats paranoiia
22:00 <mrwuf> some people are just not worth knowing
22:00 <Devil45> now the real attitude comes out
22:00 <mrwuf> see
23:00 <Devil45> all you do is pick
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol if u guys feed eachother its never gonna end
23:00 <mrwuf> is sydney a popular channel? 
23:00 <partay> wuf and devil should just fuck already 
23:00 <Devil45> god no i prefer women and im married
23:00 <Devil45> i dont do online bs flirt shit
24:00 <mrwuf> lies
24:00 <Devil45> see what i mean
24:00 <Devil45> critical and prejudiced
24:00 <mrwuf> I'm going to just add him to my ignore list and lets get on with the chats yo
24:00 <Devil45> maybe you should just shut it for once - all you do is bait bait
25:00 <mrwuf> I mean, who is the guy
25:00 <Devil45> youre worse than my ex
25:00 <mrwuf>  <Devil45> i dont do online bs flirt shit
25:00 <mrwuf> [Devil45] ([email protected]): WelcomeToMYWorld,Bitch!
25:00 <mrwuf>  * [Devil45] %#Sydney %#chatzone @#flirt`n`tease 
25:00 <Devil45> so?
25:00 <Devil45> some people are in nerdhacks so what?
26:00 <mrwuf> gross but *ignored* lets get the party started
26:00 <Devil45> youre a moron and a hater
27:00 <mrwuf> I bought my mum a samsung tablet and now she just stalks my nieces on facebook
27:00 <mrwuf> doesn't even understand the internet just thinks its Facebook
27:00 <mrwuf> social media is cancer
28:00 <Devil45> thanks tozza. you just gave me an idea
29:00 <mrwuf> well maybe more precise is that it's a perfect medium for self marketing and honey to narcissistic bees
30:00 <mrwuf> thats why IRC is much more friendly, less fakery and more genuine interactions while also respecting privacy of anonymity 
35:00 <slinky_J> so full
36:00 <slinky_J> had roast chicken, n some fries n some salads n some peas n gravy n some potato n gravy
36:00 <slinky_J> omg
36:00 <slinky_J> sounds like a LOT
36:00 <partay> slinky_J another red rooster meal
36:00 <slinky_J> another?
36:00 <slinky_J> been yonks since I've had it
37:00 <slinky_J> but yer it gud bro
37:00 <Devil45> and tim isnt online wondering if red rooster is open
37:00 <slinky_J> :o
38:00 <Devil45> i wouldnt eat red rooster. tastes like maccas
39:00 <mrwuf> treat yo self 
42:00 <partay> its out to dinner tonight for us 
42:00 <partay> $45 400g rib fillet
42:00 <partay> delish
42:00 <Devil45> real meal
42:00 <partay> yah
43:00 <partay> the best mushroom sauce and ceasar 
43:00 <Devil45> yum
43:00 <partay> its gold jerry gold 
43:00 <Devil45> and a nice cold beverage to wash it down
43:00 <partay> of course.. youve dont this before havent you 
43:00 <partay> done*
44:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [2h3m3s]
44:00 <partay> its 160 for the 3 of us.. but worth it 
46:00 <Devil45> thats value
46:00 <Devil45> for 3 people
46:00 <Devil45> you wont get that with red rooster
46:00 <partay> yah... its probably the best steaks in brisbane
46:00 <partay> have to book everynight of the week
48:00 <Devil45> nothing like it. mmm
48:00 <partay> goldspank
48:00 <Devil45> so glad thats over.
49:00 <partay> then alongt came Skirmish
49:00 <Devil45> a shovel by any other name ...
49:00 <Devil45> is gold
50:00 <Devil45> unfortunately wuf tarnished that one
57:00 <Kelevra> ..
00:00 <slinky_J> nom nom want some potato n gravy?
01:00 <Skirmish> You have to hand it to slinky_J. He is either too lazy to hold a grudge or his mental illness prevents him remembering the people he treats like shit when he starts trying to be nice to them again. 
01:00 <Kelevra> I'll pass I'm having calamari, chips and potato cakes tonight
01:00 <slinky_J> nobody asked for your thoughts
02:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish is a complex person
02:00 <GoldSpade> slinky_J hahahahaha
02:00 <slinky_J> he's just cut cause 3 of us pwned him b4
02:00 <slinky_J> now to watch Skirmish rageeeeeeeeee again
02:00 <Skirmish> Yes ... I got pwned indeed. It was like walking past the house with no steps and being heckled by a bunch of downies on their smoko break. 
03:00 <GoldSpade> hahahahahaah!!
03:00 <GoldSpade> slinky_J got wrecked
04:00 <Skirmish> Damn you Kelevra now I want calamari and potato cakes. 
05:00 <Skirmish> brb have to talk my son out of chinese. 
05:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fim9YNdbsXc
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Malcolm Turnbull on Struggle Street (Jun 29, 2016) Length: 2:25 - Category: News & Politics - 5,266 views views - 116 likes (95.9%), 5 dislikes (4.1%)
07:00 <slinky_J> Chinese seafood
07:00 <slinky_J> prob thinks chinese = beef with black bean sauce
07:00 <slinky_J> noob
07:00 <Kelevra> haha Skirmish
07:00 <GoldSpade> slinky_J
07:00 <slinky_J> yer
08:00 <Kelevra> beef and blackbean noodles are my fav from noodle box
08:00 <Kelevra> I won't order from ling wah anymore
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not a fan of noodle box
08:00 <Kelevra> they've screwed the pooch
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Inmean black bean
08:00 <Kelevra> oh I call it noodle box but it's real name is noodle jone
08:00 <Kelevra> it's better than noodle box
08:00 <slinky_J> too Western
08:00 <Kelevra> it's a family business here
09:00 <slinky_J> gonna spend on CHinese may aswell go authentic
09:00 <Kelevra> how many wine bottles are in a case?
09:00 <partay> 12
09:00 <Kelevra> hrmmmmm
10:00 <Kelevra> just got offered a fairly sweet deal from a local
10:00 <Kelevra> 12 for 120
10:00 <Kelevra> seems reasonable
10:00 <partay> as long as its not plonk\
10:00 <mrwuf> 10$ a bottle
10:00 <Kelevra> nah it's from a vinyard in mornington
10:00 <mrwuf> you can get 4L for $10
10:00 <partay> mrwuf did you work that out on your own?
10:00 <slinky_J> lol mrwuf
10:00 <mrwuf> yeah well I used calculator
11:00 <partay> 4L cask  is hardly bottled wine
11:00 <partay> skippy
11:00 <mrwuf> whats the difference tho
11:00 <partay> lol
11:00 <partay> hahah
11:00 <partay> serious?
11:00 <Devil45> 4 litre cask is no match for a bottle
11:00 <mrwuf> yeah if your vintage is this year and its in glass or a cask
11:00 <partay> you did use a calculator didnt you 
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wine is yuck
12:00 <mrwuf> thats kinda expensive
12:00 <Devil45> cask wine tends to taste like the foil bladder - all plasticky
12:00 <partay> Kelevra depends what is it
12:00 <mrwuf> I can get brown brothers syria for close to $10 a bottle
12:00 <Devil45> homeless people drink cask wine tozza - around my area
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> mix it with home
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Brand orange and mango
12:00 <Devil45> but a bottle of it with a nice meal mmm
12:00 <partay> Devil45 hence mrwuf drinks it 
12:00 <slinky_J> heaps of people drink cask wine
12:00 <Kelevra> sauvignon blanc
12:00 <mrwuf> they sell cleanskins, which is wine without label for about $4 when I worked at bottle shop
12:00 <slinky_J> you can get good cask wines
12:00 <Devil45> ha +1 to partay
12:00 <Kelevra> it says on the back 
12:00 <mrwuf> only the extreme drunks or budget buyers would buy tho
13:00 <mrwuf> my uncle owns a vineyard although I don't know shit about wine
13:00 <mrwuf> well they grow the grapes they don't do the yeast stuff
13:00 <Devil45> i used to live with drunk guys who bought a cask every day
14:00 <mrwuf> if you want cheap delicious wine https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_91537/mcwilliam-s-inheritance-fruitwood 
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Do you have to let it linger
14:00 <mrwuf> they do a red too
14:00 <partay> ewwwww
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Did u have to did you have to did you have to pull my finger
15:00 <Devil45> poke fun at a 90s song eh tozza :)
15:00 <mrwuf> wines really hit or miss especially aged stuff
15:00 <Kelevra> Mrs Nicks has produced a Sauvignon blanc unique to the terrior of our vinyard. Our grapes are handpicked from a low cropped vines produducing a delicious , crisp fruity Sauvignon blanc. The Latras family present this vintage for your pleasure. Original artwork for the label by one of the Curly's girls. Pascal Latras, aged 10
15:00 <Skirmish> [17:08] <Kelevra> beef and blackbean noodles are my fav from noodle box  <-- Mine is Satay Chicken with thin rice noodles. 
15:00 <Skirmish> or Pad Thai. 
15:00 <Devil45> why not - its a good chill tool
15:00 <Skirmish> or Singapore Noodles. 
16:00 <slinky_J> yeah that conversation is like ten minutes dead
16:00 <Skirmish> I got some Bundaberg Rum long necks. I am feeling hella bogan. 
16:00 <slinky_J> get with the times loser
16:00 <sluggz> Lol yes
17:00 <slinky_J> aw offended u
17:00 <slinky_J> poor baby all offended again!
17:00 <slinky_J> 2 ezy
17:00 <mrwuf> I can't stomach wine or beer at all too yeast
17:00 <Skirmish> b1rd clone slinky. 
17:00 <partay> Skirmish got your winnie reds tucked into your shirt as well ?
17:00 <Skirmish> Can't beat em ... become them says slinky_J. 
17:00 <mrwuf> its delicious sometimes but digestive problems are not worth the trouble, pure spirits few
17:00 <slinky_J> didnt say anything
17:00 <slinky_J> :D
17:00 <Skirmish> partay: I will stop buying them if it makes me want to smoke. 
17:00 <Kelevra> eh it tasted nice
18:00 <Kelevra> I may as well grab a case
18:00 <Kelevra> plus I'm a sucker for local shit
18:00 <Skirmish> Do you like Moscato Kelevra? 
18:00 <partay> you may as well
18:00 <Kelevra> and the 10yr old drawing sold me
18:00 <Devil45> tim told me smoking is bad - yea right
18:00 <mrwuf> ya 
18:00 <slinky_J> so you source locally grown grocies?
18:00 <Kelevra> nah Skirmish I tried the ones you told me about but it was sooooooooo sweet
18:00 <mrwuf> befriending a local winery is a great idea
18:00 <Kelevra> slinky_J what do you think my bf does?
18:00 <Skirmish> Yeah moscato is. It's technically a dessert wine. 
18:00 <Devil45> too much red rooster is bad for you - especially over easter
18:00 <slinky_J> dunno
19:00 <slinky_J> what do YOU think I think he does!
19:00 <Kelevra> he works on a farm and @ the markets
19:00 <slinky_J> secret agent
19:00 <slinky_J> was way off!
19:00 <slinky_J> that's pretty good but
19:00 <slinky_J> fresh produce 24/7
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah
20:00 <Kelevra> brocolli is like $10 a kilo
21:00 <Kelevra> btw you can bag me all you like cause i know john was called the corn farmer but my current partner brings the big bucks in so bag me all you like
21:00 <Kelevra> it's nice to finally date someone who doesn't rely on their parents or gf for financial support
22:00 <Devil45> seems to be a lot of 'bagging' in here lately
22:00 <Kelevra> I'm used to it
22:00 <Devil45> whether it be about smoking, drinking or old people
22:00 <Kelevra> you should be too
22:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: That's how everyone woman feels after they break up with slinky_J. 
22:00 <Devil45> im like so what
22:00 <Kelevra> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> I wouldnt bag you out
22:00 <Devil45> most times i am
22:00 <Skirmish> [17:22] <+slinky_J> I wouldnt bag you out ... yet *fixed*
23:00 <slinky_J> I think it's really good that you finally have a good partner
23:00 <slinky_J> back in your cage
23:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't care less cause I did the most stupid shit last week and I'm still financially sound
23:00 <Kelevra> I accidentally forwarded my real estate 950
23:00 <Kelevra> so I had like 40 bucks left
23:00 <Kelevra> but the man didn't care so that made me feel better
23:00 <slinky_J> how much were you supposed to give?
24:00 <Skirmish> slinky_J is abusing anotherirc3r these days and doesn't want to fight a war on two fronts so you're safe Kelevra. Once he makes peace with Jen he will come after you again. 
24:00 <Kelevra> I still feel like a dumb ass though
24:00 <slinky_J> I'm not abusing jen
24:00 <slinky_J> just, shoosh Skirmish. Stop trying to stir up trouble
24:00 <Kelevra> I was supposed to pay them 350 
24:00 <Kelevra> and I didn't double check cause I was doing netbanking
24:00 <Skirmish> ><
24:00 <Kelevra> and I was like YAY IT'S PAID
24:00 <Kelevra> then my partner turns to me and says
24:00 <Kelevra> 'did you read your receipt
24:00 <slinky_J> Yeah true, now you are ahead though yeah
25:00 <slinky_J> lol
25:00 <Kelevra> I thought he was joking
25:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's okay cause I'm ahead
25:00 <Kelevra> but my lease runs out this week
25:00 <Kelevra> and it's ellie's bday thursday
25:00 <slinky_J> ow
25:00 <Skirmish> Kelevra: What you do now is orgainse a team of lawyers and claim that someone stole your backboard and basketball hoop and demand $100 compensation. 
25:00 <Kelevra> john the dumbass sent her boys clothes and a toy truck
25:00 <slinky_J> LOL seriously!
25:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish cause it's better to be ahead so I don't mind
25:00 <slinky_J> what the fuuuuck
26:00 <Kelevra> and my partner didn't cut sick
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah josh, I took it all back and got her a rain jacket and wellies
26:00 <slinky_J> erg okay he is retarded as
26:00 <Kelevra> he's so impractical
26:00 <slinky_J> nice
26:00 <slinky_J> puddle jumpin time
26:00 <slinky_J> ah so fun
26:00 <Skirmish> What do you do for your kid slinky_J? Would you say that you are better at it than John? 
26:00 <Kelevra> her 1st bday he called me and asked what she NEEDED
26:00 <Kelevra> and I said 'new sheets'
27:00 <Kelevra> so he sent toys and a card..
27:00 <Kelevra> she has AMPLE toys
27:00 <slinky_J> lol
27:00 <slinky_J> no shit
27:00 <Kelevra> bdays at this age she NEEDS things
27:00 <Kelevra> not toys
27:00 <slinky_J> that's the go-to gift for ppl that arent parents
27:00 <Kelevra> yeah
28:00 <slinky_J> tell him she needs an ipad, see how stupid he is ;)
28:00 <mrwuf> are you planning to have another baby soon Kelevra 
28:00 <slinky_J> she needs a mobile phone now too
28:00 <Skirmish> As a parent, what do you provide for your child slinky_J? 
28:00 <slinky_J> some nikes
29:00 <Skirmish> I guess the answer is nothing. 
29:00 <mrwuf> maybe moving to a friendly place is best thing you can do for your child, forget about money, just put them in environment thats kind
29:00 <slinky_J> The answer is I was conversing with Kelevra and it was rude of you to go on so childishly like this.
29:00 <mrwuf> although you can go other end and put them into horrible cities and towns and let them become strong
29:00 <mrwuf> best 2 have two families 2 b safe
29:00 <Skirmish> Sorry that I made the question too hard for you to answer bro. 
30:00 <mrwuf> one family in frankston another in byron bay
30:00 <Kelevra> mrwuf no
30:00 <Kelevra> I'm having my tubes clamped
30:00 <slinky_J> mrwuf BCS ep 2 is streaming!
30:00 <mrwuf> sweet
30:00 <Skirmish> https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_770350/brown-brothers-still-moscato-cask-2l.jsp;jsessionid=3E4E0684F36456A1458CDA8D67641543.ncdlmorasp1304?bmUID=lI0az3.
31:00 <Skirmish> hahahahaha wine in a handbag. 
31:00 <Kelevra> it's the best thing to do
31:00 <mrwuf> I like their syria one and their crouton rirseling goes ok
31:00 <Kelevra> dudes want babies to me and want me to stick around for their bullshit
31:00 <Kelevra> if their stupid sperm can't get in my tubes it'll save alot of time and bullshit
32:00 <Kelevra> plus two kids is enough
32:00 <Skirmish> Freeze a few eggs just in case? 
32:00 <mrwuf> maybe just pretend ur crazy and send kids to their dads
32:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish nah with clamping if I change my mind it's reverseable
32:00 <Kelevra> so it's a winner
33:00 <mrwuf> do you get more money per child 
33:00 <mrwuf> like do dads pay child support of gov pays more
33:00 <mrwuf> whats deal
33:00 <mrwuf> yeah I got a fur baby 
33:00 <Kelevra> mrwuf nah
33:00 <Kelevra> I get 1099 p/f
34:00 <mrwuf> nah I don't have kids I'm adult about sex and so I know what woman are on birth control and can control my animal instincts (mostly)
34:00 <Kelevra> rent, bills and food
34:00 <Kelevra> the only things I get to myself is a little bit of a drink and some smokes
34:00 <mrwuf> there has been times with woman and they want to have my babies tho
34:00 <Kelevra> g yeah tell me about it
34:00 <mrwuf> anytime a woman says "your bad" thats a BIG RED FLAG that they aren't on birth control
34:00 <Kelevra> my lease runs out this week so I've been looking
35:00 <Kelevra> and anything cheaper than what i'm paying is SHIT
35:00 <Kelevra> oh chop chop?
35:00 <Kelevra> can't get it here
35:00 <Kelevra> mum used to smoke it
35:00 <Kelevra> nah
35:00 <Kelevra> I'm not great in the country as I don't drive
35:00 <mrwuf> having children and getting a morgage is how they gotcha
36:00 <Kelevra> g is that ciggie shop @ mc kays st still open?
36:00 <mrwuf> then your life evolves, unless you just flee into the sunset.. Ha Ha
36:00 <Kelevra> g nah it's not suitable
36:00 <mrwuf> Kelevra, totally mail john your bills for water/electicity 
36:00 <Kelevra> 325
37:00 <mrwuf> make the dude pay its not just your responsibility 
37:00 <Kelevra> nah it's my apartment
37:00 <Kelevra> nah 2
37:00 <mrwuf> like all your time and effort least he can do is chip in some $$$
38:00 <Kelevra> he does chip in
38:00 <Kelevra> my tv broke yesterday so he bought 2 bigger ones
38:00 <Kelevra> g no and btw I used to be a massage therapist
38:00 <mrwuf> excellent
39:00 <Kelevra> or as my mum used to say a massage the rapist
39:00 <Kelevra> nah I can't go back into it
39:00 <Kelevra> nah
40:00 <Kelevra> two clients hit on me badly and then I got robbed
40:00 <Kelevra> this was in huntingdale
40:00 <Kelevra> they thought it was a brothel
40:00 <mrwuf> yeah its not a good area
40:00 <Kelevra> plus terrence broke one of my fingers
40:00 <Devil45> they couldnt tell the difference by the sounds
40:00 <Kelevra> so my hands always hurt
40:00 <Kelevra> I'd never go back into it
40:00 <mrwuf> be a supermum
41:00 <Kelevra> and I'd be cleaning my nails constantly cause there would be dead skin under my nails from my clients
41:00 <Kelevra> it was a pretty shitty job
41:00 <mrwuf> read to your kids, ask them questions, make them smart
41:00 <Kelevra> haha
41:00 <Kelevra> eh I wouldn't like my kids on cam
41:00 <mrwuf> keep them away from drug users
41:00 <Kelevra> my girls are more stunning than I was ever
41:00 <mrwuf> my sister is a meth addict but she raised two kids on her own really well
42:00 <slinky_J> lol mrwuf wtf
42:00 <Devil45> thats why masseuses wear disposable gloves so they dont get their hands dirty
42:00 <mrwuf> my brother is a heroin junkie too, lame
42:00 <Kelevra> sex happens in my room though
43:00 <slinky_J> rock n roll family mrwuf
43:00 <Kelevra> Devil45 that doesn't happen
43:00 <Devil45> thats you g :)
43:00 <Kelevra> like ever..
43:00 <slinky_J> is ur surname Osbourne?
43:00 <slinky_J> hehe
43:00 <slinky_J> if it is can I come over?
43:00 <Devil45> the one i went to did.
43:00 <slinky_J> ;)
43:00 <Skirmish> Looking for a driving instructor is harder than I thought it would be. 
43:00 <slinky_J> which room is the cocaine in?
43:00 <Kelevra> shit place then
43:00 <Devil45> yea
43:00 <mrwuf> my parents are straight zero drugs
43:00 <Kelevra> a glove touching your body is like a body condom
43:00 <Devil45> missus said dont go back there again her hands were like rocks
43:00 <slinky_J> yeah same with my mum
43:00 <Kelevra> it'd not feel nice
44:00 <mrwuf> i've never been to a brothel
44:00 <mrwuf> or paid for sex
44:00 <mrwuf> I mean, you pay with dinner and like making small talk with boring conversations I guess but never pure money 4 sex
44:00 <Devil45> the massage therapists hands were like rocks - all rough
44:00 <slinky_J> i did both of those in one hit
44:00 <Devil45> hence the gloves
44:00 <TheRon> i got this angela merkel fantasy i wanna try out
44:00 <mrwuf> i've been to strip clubs those woman are all on drugs
45:00 <Devil45> it was like being rubbed with a pumice stone and 180 grade sandpaper
45:00 <slinky_J> tbh that IS paying for sex
45:00 <mrwuf> my friend dated a woman that works there they all are on drugs, for real
45:00 <Devil45> and that was with the gloves
45:00 <slinky_J> it's why ya want to be with her, to have sex lol
45:00 <Devil45> gee
45:00 <mrwuf> maybe theres exceptions but I didn't see any
45:00 <slinky_J> LOOOLL
45:00 <mrwuf> its mostly cocaine and amphetamines in old
45:00 <mrwuf> qld*
45:00 <mrwuf> and the club owners and security know about it and don't do anything, fuck strip places
45:00 <slinky_J> dirty dirty
46:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
46:00 <mrwuf> its kinda cool that woman are exploiting the men tho
46:00 <slinky_J> ;)
46:00 <Kelevra> Devil45 I worked with a chick and she was better than me @ massage and a client actually rejected her cause her fat stomach hung onto his body on his bed
46:00 <slinky_J> was friends with a couple
46:00 <mrwuf> its like a symbiotic exploitation 
46:00 <slinky_J> they just come over to hang out
46:00 <Raichu> g: Leave me out of it kthx
46:00 <Kelevra> turned out the guy was a pervert though
46:00 <Kelevra> I had one client and he'd girate on the table
47:00 <Kelevra> it really pissed me off
47:00 <slinky_J> gross
47:00 <Kelevra> yeah I got my ex even after we dated to pick me up from work
47:00 <Kelevra> cause some of my clients were pretty full on
47:00 <Devil45> sounds like the chick i saw at the crazy horse revue when i was single a few years ago
47:00 <Devil45> she had a belly too
47:00 <Kelevra> didn't help that one of the other girls was doing under the table bs with clients
47:00 <Kelevra> then they thought we all did it
48:00 <Kelevra> but yeah in huntingdalethere's alot of brothels
48:00 <Kelevra> but yeah in huntingdale there's alot of brothels
48:00 <Kelevra> I've never been to one
48:00 <Kelevra> my boss @ the place I worked at was such a shit cunt
48:00 <Skirmish> Someone needs to go pick up Blyke and take him to a brothel. 
48:00 <Kelevra> she was this chick from cypress
48:00 <slinky_J> it's an important service
48:00 <Raichu> g: Where in Sunshine? :D
48:00 <Kelevra> and she used to charge us for washing our towels
49:00 <slinky_J> there are physically disabled people that rely on escorts for sex
49:00 <slinky_J> intellectually disabled people too
49:00 <Raichu> Cheers
49:00 <Kelevra> and our oils were totally poxy
49:00 <slinky_J> it's good that they provided that service to those people
49:00 <Raichu> I'll book myself in for an STI Thursday night
49:00 <slinky_J> provide*
49:00 <slinky_J> watch a doco on tele bout it is y i say
49:00 <Kelevra> like homebrand baby oil
49:00 <Kelevra> it was utterly repulsive
50:00 <slinky_J> <+Kelevra> she was this chick from cypress
50:00 <slinky_J> MIA
50:00 <Kelevra> nah her name was helen
50:00 <Kelevra> she refused my paycheck when I quit cause I got robbed
50:00 <Devil45> i wont go to the crazy horse revue again.. mostly skanky types there. god knows what gutter they were found in. the waitresses are better looking than the strippers
50:00 <slinky_J> far out
50:00 <Raichu> Prob some obese virgin faggot
50:00 <Kelevra> I got adeles bf to go there and pick it up
51:00 <Kelevra> fkn colombians are gold
51:00 <slinky_J> haha
51:00 <slinky_J> gonna say
51:00 <Devil45> you make it sound like an auto repair shop g
51:00 <Raichu> Major service kthx
51:00 <Devil45> go to the pros get serviced and go home
52:00 <Kelevra> do you speak to adele g?
52:00 <Devil45> but these days i cant eye the waitresses in any licenced establishment for obvious reasons.
52:00 <Raichu> Devil45: Unless you're blyke
52:00 <Kelevra> adele smedley
52:00 <Raichu> Then it's go pros, self service, go home.
52:00 <Kelevra> well I fucked her bf when they were on a break
52:00 <Kelevra> he's fair shit
52:00 <Devil45> knowing blyke he needs  a new lighter as well
52:00 <Kelevra> eh she's a fkn cunt
53:00 <Kelevra> nah she was a just a bonghead
53:00 <Kelevra> still is
53:00 <Kelevra> soccer
53:00 <Devil45> hes got a collection
53:00 <Kelevra> adeles dad petrol bombed soccers place
53:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
53:00 <Kelevra> nah
53:00 <Kelevra> adele is
53:00 <slinky_J> nothing wrong with looking
53:00 <slinky_J> unless you don't trust yourself or ya pussy whipped
53:00 <Kelevra> stupid bitch has been with anthony for more than 7yrs
53:00 <slinky_J> Devil45
54:00 <Kelevra> nah look her up on fb
54:00 <Kelevra> her bf is short and thinks he's a rapper
54:00 <Kelevra> I just fucked him cause I was bored and he came to my house
55:00 <slinky_J> did u jump him?
55:00 <slinky_J> DOO MEE RIGHT HEEERREEE SMALL MAN!
55:00 <Kelevra> plus she was a total dick
55:00 <Kelevra> she told everyone I was gay
56:00 <slinky_J> chicks that "take it the wrong way" are chicks you take home to mother
56:00 <Kelevra> oh no I don't use condoms
56:00 <slinky_J> and high five your father
56:00 <Kelevra> and this was YEARSSSSS ago
56:00 <TheRon> in theory chicks should like skinny boney blokes, i mean they are ribbed for her pleasure
56:00 <Kelevra> I was probably 19 or something
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
58:00 <Raichu> g: Can you be banned for baiting in here?
58:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck uses condoms?
58:00 <TheRon> thats the spirit
58:00 <Devil45> people who either dont want kids or those who sleep around
58:00 <Kelevra> unless I'm fucking a whorey dude I'd never think about it
58:00 <Raichu> People who don't want an army of kids.
59:00 <Kelevra> well some stupid people don't know how to pull out
59:00 <mrwuf> sometimes woman think your gay if you don't flirt with them, its a coping strategy but its also weaponry 
59:00 <Kelevra> some men get carried away and when you mention an abortion they either clear out your bank account or say no
00:00 <mrwuf> yeah woman like skinny dudes 4 sure
00:00 <Kelevra> no they don't
00:00 <Kelevra> my kids fathers are fat fucks
00:00 <Kelevra> I love fatties
00:00 <Kelevra> just not too fat.
00:00 <mrwuf> k dude all the obese guys, get at her
01:00 <amelia> now u gonna get raped kel
01:00 <Raichu> mrwuf: That's your queue mate
01:00 <mrwuf> bigger the better, if you can't wipe your own butt, Kelevra is ready 4 u
01:00 <TheRon> i'm a beer drinking bloke
01:00 <amelia> this is the wrong place to declare ur love for fatties
01:00 <Kelevra> amelia noooooooo
01:00 <Kelevra> btw amelia did you watch that seven year thing?
01:00 <Kelevra> please say yes
01:00 <Kelevra> COME ONNNNN LADY
02:00 <amelia> im bout to disappoint u
02:00 <amelia> nop
02:00 <Kelevra> fucking bitch
02:00 <Kelevra> sif not watch it
02:00 <Kelevra> wtf are we supposed to chat about
02:00 <amelia> i think i passed out about 8.30pm
03:00 <Kelevra> crap I wish I did
03:00 <mrwuf> Kelevra, I can't see my toes since friends was on tv, can we go on a date??
03:00 <Kelevra> nah
03:00 <mrwuf> all my shoes are sandals
03:00 <mrwuf> no way dude
04:00 <mrwuf> its Adonis jacking off
04:00 <amelia> lollll
04:00 <mrwuf> why I wanna watch that
05:00 <Raichu> lolll
09:00 <slinky_J> i want Adonis body
09:00 <slinky_J> o ye sexy
11:00 <mrwuf> brb eating more kfc so I can score date with Kelevra cos she likes men with beef on their bones
11:00 <Raichu> You don't need more KFC mate
12:00 <amelia> he's not fat
12:00 <Raichu> Oh?
12:00 <amelia> he has less fat on his body than i have on my middle finger
12:00 <mrwuf> must. eat. more. zingers. to. taste. the. Kelevra. sweet. n. sour. love. 
12:00 <Raichu> lolll
13:00 <TheRon> viktor, you're a very unattractive man
13:00 <mrwuf> TheRon https://i.imgur.com/mVADnbl.gifv
14:00 <amelia> my condolences to his balls
14:00 <TheRon> got any with kholi getting hit in the nuts
14:00 <amelia> helmets on the wrong head
15:00 <TheRon> amelia: they wear a box
15:00 <TheRon> still hurts but
15:00 <amelia> they wear a box when fielding?
15:00 <amelia> just in that position?
15:00 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/XWFbjZc
15:00 <TheRon> silly mid on, yes!
15:00 <Kelevra> Adonis is ugly
15:00 <amelia> do slips too
16:00 <amelia> or jus there
16:00 <Kelevra> how do you guys not see it?
16:00 <TheRon> not so much
16:00 <amelia> his face or body or everything Kel?
16:00 <Kelevra> everything
16:00 <amelia> he uses roids
16:00 <amelia> natural looks better
16:00 <Kelevra> I hate vein people who take selfies all the time @ the gym
16:00 <mrwuf> they'll shrink ya balls
16:00 <Kelevra> then tell you about what they eat
17:00 <amelia> but its his body so he can do as he pleases
17:00 <mrwuf> yeah that social media ppl they suck
17:00 <mrwuf> but understand why they do it
17:00 <Kelevra> yeah each to their own I guess
17:00 <mrwuf> same reasons businesses promote
17:00 <Kelevra> vapid is what i'd call him
17:00 <amelia> i don't really remember his face
18:00 <amelia> i remember his gf had a good face tho
18:00 <Kelevra> he used to be fat like sezz
18:00 <Kelevra> so as fatties go
18:00 <mrwuf> maybe one day sezz will return a instagram model
18:00 <amelia> fuck hes had a massive turn around then
18:00 <Kelevra> he does the lose weight thing then post heaps of useless pics as if anyone hasn't seen that shit in their lives
18:00 <TheRon> boonie was one hell of an athlete
18:00 <Kelevra> seriously his body is utterly boring
19:00 <amelia> still dedication to go from obese to what he is/was
19:00 <amelia> even with roids
19:00 <mrwuf> I'm more impressed with beagles body
19:00 <Kelevra> yeah I guess
19:00 <amelia> TheRon i liked bevan
19:00 <mrwuf> he can drink 4L of wine and still communicate
19:00 <mrwuf> thats saying something about his genetics
19:00 <Kelevra> he looks stupid
19:00 <TheRon> one day legend
19:00 <Kelevra> and his hair is receeding
19:00 <amelia> I've not seen beagle
19:00 <mrwuf> dudes got good genes yo
19:00 <Kelevra> if you say so
20:00 <amelia> i get him confused with beeh
20:00 <Kelevra> anyway we shouldn't be commenting on others looks
20:00 <amelia> but i think beagle is the angry one
20:00 <mrwuf> they both like wine
20:00 <Kelevra> it's so kardashian of us
20:00 <mrwuf> yeah we shouldn't when all so ugly ;(((
20:00 <amelia> beeh is harmless, just annoying
20:00 <amelia> behind Snapchat filters
20:00 <Kelevra> eh everyone has seen my ugly mug
20:00 <mrwuf> ya well i don't trust u
21:00 <Kelevra> I'm not too complexed about it
21:00 <mrwuf> IDK if amelia is even a woman
21:00 <amelia> dunno why, im very trustworthy
21:00 <Kelevra> same
21:00 <Kelevra> x2
21:00 <amelia> xm knows i am who i am
21:00 <mrwuf> ya Kelevra is sure thing she meet ppl offline
21:00 <mrwuf> who u met offline amelia 
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've met heaps of ppl
21:00 <mrwuf> u could be big gay hairy dude with bigger schlong than me
21:00 <Kelevra> I'm legit
22:00 <Kelevra> mrwuf stop trolling for amelia's pics
22:00 <mrwuf> I'm not falling 4 that again
22:00 <Kelevra> no one cares wtf she looks like
22:00 <amelia> i not met anyone thru here, ive only known people on here who ive already known in person
22:00 <amelia> hes seen a pic
22:00 <Kelevra> she's sassy
22:00 <mrwuf> you should call someone on da phone like tozza
22:00 <Kelevra> here we go
22:00 <mrwuf> just 2 confirm u a babe
22:00 <Kelevra> tozza never calls me
23:00 <amelia> he heard my voice on voiceclips
23:00 <Kelevra> mrwuf her nick doesn't profess her being a 'babe'
23:00 <Kelevra> so stfu.
23:00 <Kelevra> I'll piss a circle around her if she wishes that scenario to happen.
23:00 <Kelevra> but I think she can stand her own ground
24:00 <mrwuf> is that really an option
24:00 <TheRon> i did it all for the glory of love
24:00 <amelia> lolll he's not doin anything wrong
24:00 <amelia> relaxxxxx
24:00 <TheRon> just get to it
25:00 <mrwuf> kinda want a Kelevra pee circle of protection now
25:00 <amelia> lolllll
25:00 <amelia> kel do yo thang
26:00 <Raichu> Agent: Speak up
26:00 <Raichu> Your lover is here
26:00 <TheRon> i watched some kath and kim over the weekend
26:00 <TheRon> i was bored
27:00 <amelia> fanks, i am now untouchable
27:00 <mrwuf> g film that
27:00 <Kelevra> nah it means i has to fight
27:00 <Kelevra> on that note..
28:00 <mrwuf> sometimes when I showered with my gf
28:00 <Raichu> Some secutiry.
28:00 <Raichu> Security too
29:00 <mrwuf> I would hug her but also pee a little
29:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAA
29:00 <mrwuf> she thought it was romantic but I'm just really used to peeing in the shower
29:00 <TheRon> the shower is warm too
29:00 <mrwuf> plus she would hog the water spout and i'd get cold
29:00 <amelia> steven & his girl try peeing on each others feet in the shower
29:00 <amelia> aiming
29:00 <Raichu> You peed on yourself to keep warm?
29:00 <mrwuf> yea one time she caught me
30:00 <mrwuf> and she peed and it was the grossest thing 
30:00 <mrwuf> like I pee in a stream thats really lite
30:00 <amelia> did u break up with her after that
30:00 <mrwuf> but woman just unleash a torrent of foulness 
30:00 <GoldSpade> hahahahaa
30:00 <mrwuf> not really we're pretty close
31:00 <mrwuf> sometimes when I got really drunk she'd hold me wang while I peed 
31:00 <mrwuf> while I three pointed myself so I didn't fall over
31:00 <spanish> Evening all
31:00 <amelia> good support system
31:00 <mrwuf> we weren't right 4 each other
32:00 <amelia> hello spanish my friend
32:00 <amelia> why weren't you right for each other
32:00 <Raichu> She sounds perfect
32:00 <amelia> shes a catch
32:00 <mrwuf> well she was really beautiful and I loved having sex with her but in interests we had nothing in common
32:00 <Raichu> "Take me to the toilet"
32:00 <Raichu> "ok love"
32:00 <spanish> Hello amelia my friend
33:00 <amelia> how are ye spanish
33:00 <spanish> I'm good & u
33:00 <mrwuf> sometimes ppl stay together not because they are good for each other but just become breakups hurt
34:00 <amelia> they get comfys
34:00 <mrwuf> after her I decided I didn't really want a girlfriend 
34:00 <mrwuf> had two relationships that lasted over a year and I prefer to be single
34:00 <amelia> was she your last gf
35:00 <mrwuf> now just date woman occasionally and treat them like princesses without all the like constant texting and crap
35:00 <Lumeah> Fuck buddies
35:00 <mrwuf> last gf I bought home to meet parents ya
36:00 <amelia> girls want the constant texting tho
36:00 <Lumeah> Call girls
36:00 <Lumeah> Dah
36:00 <mrwuf> not really its a negotiation 
36:00 <mrwuf> like anything
36:00 <amelia> in regards to textin
37:00 <amelia> or lumies call girls comment?
37:00 <Lumeah> Mine
37:00 <mrwuf> I got her ignored she reminds me of my sister
37:00 <spanish> My x sometimes didn't reply to my texts for few days
37:00 <Lumeah> Lol
37:00 <amelia> lolllll
38:00 <amelia> depends wot u class as constant
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 6:22 PM <mrwuf> you should call someone on da phone like tozza
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol wtf
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey Amelia
40:00 <amelia> to prove im a GiRL
40:00 <amelia> he thinks im big hairy man with a bigger wang than him
41:00 <amelia> haiiio tootoobooboo
43:00 <TheRon> i get hysterical hysteria
43:00 <JedStar> Howdy all
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ameeelibumbumz
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> sup TheRon
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hello jedstar
44:00 <JedStar> Howdy tozza
44:00 <JedStar> How are you doing?
45:00 <mrwuf> call him
45:00 <JedStar> Call who?
45:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MldsqKGnLA
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Jones - She's a lady Lyrics (Oct 30, 2010) Length: 2:52 - Category: Music - 2,270,018 views views - 10,567 likes (98.1%), 209 dislikes (1.9%)
46:00 <TheRon> whoa she's a lady
46:00 <JedStar> ohh alright then
46:00 <amelia> woah woah woah
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Everyone seeing this north korea thing
47:00 <mrwuf> amelia, you could use http://vocaroo.com/
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Man the dprk are causing a huge war here
47:00 <amelia> wuf has no trust in me
47:00 <TheRon> the US have the h-bomb, north korea don't
47:00 <JedStar> Yah well
47:00 <TheRon> yet!
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wuf i have heard her voice
48:00 <JedStar> Lets see who has the balls to push the button first
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Confirmed
48:00 <amelia> i sound like a 12 yr old boy but it still counts
48:00 <mrwuf> yeah I'm always cautiously curious 
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> North said if america attacks it will bomb its allies such as australia
48:00 <TheRon> trump should bomb it so much that not even an ant could survive there
49:00 <amelia> i fink wuf must have been catfished before
49:00 <d0ghouse> Mrwuf 70 year old pedo and weed dealer from geelong
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No than china will het involved
49:00 <mrwuf> u got me brah
49:00 <d0ghouse> Doxx him soon :)
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We dont need that
49:00 <slinky_J> LOL
49:00 <slinky_J> USA has a noose around Chinas neck
49:00 <d0ghouse> drives pedo van
49:00 <slinky_J> they couldn't do shit
49:00 <mrwuf> lmao
49:00 <JedStar> It's the other way around slinky_J
49:00 <slinky_J> there are bases all around that region
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont think that's exactly true dude
50:00 <slinky_J> yes, it is
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok
50:00 <slinky_J> it was even on tv the other night in The Coming War on China
50:00 <slinky_J> a credible documentary
50:00 <slinky_J> China isn
51:00 <slinky_J> China isn't the great threat we perceive them to be yo
51:00 <mrwuf> I just know theres gay dudes on here that pretend to be woman
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U know how
52:00 <mrwuf> always had gay fellas interested in me, even in real life, pretty awkward
52:00 <mrwuf> I tried do that moustache novemeber thing and yeah that was a disaster
52:00 <d0ghouse> u ppl smoke too much weed n watch too much cnn
52:00 <d0ghouse> travel a bit
52:00 <d0ghouse> No war happening
53:00 <d0ghouse> Its all safe as fuck
53:00 <mrwuf> one time standing waiting 4 train and this gay guy, trendy dude, walks up, stops infront of me, turns head makes strong eye contact, like he was flirting with me, so weird 
53:00 <d0ghouse> Its peacetime.
53:00 <mrwuf> but I had to keep moustache cos it was a work thing fuk
53:00 <d0ghouse> mrpuf
53:00 <amelia> was it beeh
53:00 <amelia> LOLLL mrpuf
54:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: you like def leppard
54:00 <mrwuf> nah seemed like cool dude I was just sending wrong messages with my leather satchel and moustache
54:00 <amelia> i can see why he thought u were gay
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not really ron
55:00 <mrwuf> man I'm trying to remember other times but I think I blocked those memories out
55:00 <slinky_J> tozza
55:00 <slinky_J> https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2331190/us-readies-for-war-with-china-with-400-bases-of-ships-and-nukes-to-create-perfect-noose-around-superpower-rival/
56:00 <slinky_J> China is pretty boxed in man
56:00 <d0ghouse> china doesnt give a shit
56:00 <slinky_J> US is who we have to be concerned with
56:00 <d0ghouse> Us fine
56:00 <slinky_J> USA*
56:00 <d0ghouse> Smart af
56:00 <mrwuf> basically made me more aware of how unwanted sexual attention is really uncomfortable so Im way more careful when hitting on woman
56:00 <d0ghouse> Us will secure world peace
56:00 <partay> mrwuf lol
57:00 <d0ghouse> Yeah i get that mrpuf
57:00 <d0ghouse> Its tough being such a stud a
57:00 <d0ghouse> :P
58:00 <d0ghouse> Dog dog dog
58:00 <TheRon> david are you wearing clothes??
59:00 <TheRon> michaelangelo
59:00 <d0ghouse> Hope not
59:00 <d0ghouse> Mmm penis
59:00 <partay> i had no idea just how many gay guys are floating about
59:00 <partay> they are everywhere
00:00 <d0ghouse> all mens gay
00:00 <partay> they need a bigger cupboard
00:00 <mrwuf> some people are gay, and they don't even know it
00:00 <d0ghouse> Its a primal instinct 
00:00 <mrwuf> or they repress the gayness
00:00 <mrwuf> no joke
00:00 <d0ghouse> Yups
00:00 <partay> its ok to come out mrwuf.. we wont judge you
00:00 <mrwuf> I had a friend who took lsd and decided he was gay
00:00 <d0ghouse> No shame
00:00 <partay> one bit
00:00 <d0ghouse> Cool
01:00 <d0ghouse> luv tripping
01:00 <mrwuf> we could talk about it but I don't think we're at right level of compassionate awareness where we can be subjective without being jerks
01:00 <d0ghouse> better than gay ice n weed
02:00 <partay> lol
02:00 <partay> bye coulers
02:00 <TheRon> that seems wrong
02:00 <mrwuf> another guy took lsd and I was taking his picture and realised he was in love with me
02:00 <d0ghouse> lol
02:00 <d0ghouse> Awww
02:00 <amelia> `unban  *!*@a9d3593a.mibbit.com
02:00 <partay> im ok with gay peeps... no hate here
02:00 <mrwuf> he wasn't gay openly its just its something he tried to hide that came out in pictures
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hmm wonder why he got banned
03:00 <mrwuf> yeah IDK I don't understand it at all
03:00 <partay> tozza irc AI 
03:00 <mrwuf> people are definitely born gay tho its like a genetic tweak
03:00 <partay> it knows coulers is a nerd
03:00 <TheRon> BvB!!!!
03:00 <partay> mrwuf agreed
03:00 <TheRon> not yet?
03:00 <d0ghouse> gay for lyfe
04:00 <partay> you dont learn to be gay
04:00 <d0ghouse> Bs
04:00 <d0ghouse> Twelve beers helps
04:00 <TheRon> hard to get hard after 13 beers
04:00 <amelia> i think cos it auto bans mibbit?
04:00 <d0ghouse> sum mens are trysexual
05:00 <d0ghouse> Try anything once coz rabid horny dogs
05:00 <TheRon> i use mibbit
05:00 <d0ghouse> not if young manly man
05:00 <mrwuf> your host is bigpond tho
05:00 <TheRon> heads will roll is couleurs can't get in
05:00 <TheRon> if
05:00 <d0ghouse> Yes
05:00 <d0ghouse> Let him in NOW
06:00 <TheRon> NOW!
06:00 <mrwuf> ya unban keith urban, let shannon knoll back in the strip club
07:00 <d0ghouse> Yeah
07:00 <d0ghouse> Unban now
07:00 <partay> let him sweat
07:00 <mrwuf> else d0ghouse is going to start kissing ur neck tozza
08:00 <d0ghouse> No
08:00 <d0ghouse> Couleura top bloke
08:00 <mrwuf> dude, commit 
08:00 <d0ghouse> Muss be in NOWWWWW
08:00 <partay> when he starts getting jittery then let him in
08:00 <Raichu> Just set an exception
08:00 <Raichu> lols
08:00 <d0ghouse> nup
08:00 <d0ghouse> Cruel
08:00 <partay> then ban hi  again
08:00 <partay> him
08:00 <d0ghouse> no
08:00 <partay> lol
08:00 <d0ghouse> U psycho lols
08:00 <partay> d0ghouse wheres your sense of adventure 
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No it dont amelia
08:00 <d0ghouse> hmmm
09:00 <d0ghouse> In my sleeps
10:00 <amelia> ohhhh
10:00 <amelia> u banned him?
10:00 <Raichu> tozza banned
10:00 <amelia> ye i jus checked
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I didnt ban its the security g has got us running through script
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> g and colours will sort it and explain how it happened
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> g explain
12:00 <Raichu> Wed 12th
12:00 <Raichu> Colours is nawty
12:00 <amelia> hes a good boy eating his pizza and playing FiFa
12:00 <d0ghouse> Wb son
12:00 <partay> then coulers picked up the shit and ate it 
12:00 <couleurs> stupid bloodey mibbet
13:00 <couleurs> thx d0gh0se
13:00 <d0ghouse> Yes. Undesirables
13:00 <partay> 'ban g for unbanning coulers 
18:17 Topic Is: #Melbourne - One of the most active remaining chat channels | Invite your friends, help keep chat room alive | Channel Stats http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats | Rules no posting of personal details of other users such as facebook, phone numbers, etc | Need help/Suggestions? ask in #MelbourneOps
18:17 Set By: (iBiZa) on: Sun Apr 09 01:49:34 2017
18:22 <g> wb damian
18:32 <Sunbeam> hi damian
19:09 <IRCStats> mIRCStats update for #melbourne complete! Check out the stats at http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
19:45 <TheRon> so take a look at me now , there's just an empty space
20:36 <Sunbeam> against all odds - phil collins
20:43 <TheRon> woo
20:46 <Sunbeam> or westlife with mariah carey
20:57 <TheRon> evil
22:29 <TheRon> the road is long, there are mountains in our way
22:58 <tozza[Mobile]> 8:19 PM <TheRon> so take a look at me now , there's just an empty space
23:16 <tozza[Mobile]> But you coming back to me is against all odds its the chance i gotta face
24:17 <^bozojim> ok I have the colour I need
24:17 <TheRon> the road is long, there are mountains in our way, but we climb the stairs everyday
25:09 <Eppiox> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq3s2W-ZhMg .... lol
25:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Secluded Island - Cyanide & Happiness Minis (Apr 17, 2017) Length: 0:41 - Category: Comedy - 179,599 views views - 11,693 likes (96.5%), 423 dislikes (3.5%)
25:13 <TheRon> richard gere
26:08 <tozza[Mobile]> Is he a h addict?
26:19 <TheRon> gotta take a little time, a little time to think things over
27:31 <couleurs> n e 1 else going 2 c lcd soundsystem msg me
28:10 <Sunbeam> Foreigner - I wanna know what love is
28:27 <^bozojim> and this afternoon at pottery we had andre bocelli music
28:35 <Raichu> Good song
28:36 <TheRon> i want you to show me
28:50 <Raichu> i wanna feeeel wot love issssssssssss
28:58 <Raichu> i want you to show meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
29:14 <sluggz> Lol gay
29:38 <Raichu> Coming from you?
29:42 <Raichu> Props
30:52 <TheRon> baby we can talk all nightm but that ain't getting us nowhere
31:27 <Sunbeam> Meat!!
31:41 <TheRon> too early?
31:42 Mode: (by tozza) +v TheRon
31:42 <Sunbeam> two out of three ain't bad
31:57 <tozza[Mobile]> TAKE ON ME
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> TAKE ME ON
32:04 <Sunbeam> A-Ha
32:04 <partay> 66% not that good either
32:43 Nick: tozza[Mobile] is now known as Milo^NoSS
33:41 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:05 <partay> eveyone say hello to Mellow Glenn
34:21 <Glenn> partay...
34:40 <couleurs> Hi Glenn, Welcome Home !
34:56 <Glenn> ty couleurs
36:40 <TheRon> and i can't fight this feeling anymore
36:43 <slinky_J> guys get naked
36:44 <sluggz> Hello Melli glenn
36:46 <slinky_J> PENIS PARTY!
36:48 <sluggz> Mello
36:56 * slinky_J is already naked and farting on the couch
37:04 <slinky_J> sry 4 teh sexi image
38:12 <partay> slinky_J im dumbfounded as to why youre single
38:35 <couleurs> Discusteing.
38:45 <Milo^NoSS> Narrrr
38:51 Mode: (by tozza) -v ^bozojim
39:25 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
41:06 Nick: Milo^NoSS is now known as tozza[Mobile]
41:32 <couleurs> Bye Ron
42:21 Mode: (by tozza) -v Sunbeam
43:21 <slinky_J> lol partay
43:33 <slinky_J> is being single a big deal 4 u huns?
43:58 <partay> not for me champ
44:02 <partay> im married
44:17 <partay> just thinking of you
44:35 <slinky_J> thats cool
44:44 <slinky_J> marriage is not for me
45:18 <^bozojim> Jim sits with his pot of tea for the night
45:20 <slinky_J> of course if I were a woman and told you that I choose to be single, you'd tell me that you totally respect that decision
45:35 <partay> no.. id call you a cat lady
45:54 <slinky_J> hah touche
51:32 Quit: sluggz ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
53:51 <amelia> BWAHAHAHA MILO NOSS
54:07 <tozza[Mobile]> Meeeloo nossssss
54:42 <amelia> dats not a freckle dats a milo
55:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
55:29 <tozza[Mobile]> Kept the air smelling fresh
56:55 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
03:06 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: :
03:25 <couleurs> props doe
03:27 <spanish> Yo
03:58 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:07 <^bozojim> welcome back amelia
04:18 <spanish> Hey ^bozojim
04:23 <^bozojim> hi spanish
04:53 <amelia> thank ye jimbo
04:54 <spanish> What's going on
05:03 <^bozojim> not a lot here
06:28 <couleurs> yea just picken n flicken
07:16 <spanish> I'm slaying poatos lol
09:22 <spanish> :)
09:39 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAA
10:12 <spanish> What you up my friend
10:21 <couleurs> Yass Gerl, Slay.
10:32 <couleurs> -- TheRon on Instagram
11:20 <amelia> lollllll
11:24 Join: lala ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:34 <amelia> Queening.
11:39 <spanish> Lol
12:08 <couleurs> good 1
12:18 <spanish> Queening for what amelia
12:43 <amelia> potato slayers
13:07 <spanish> Ok lol
13:49 Join: g_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:54 Nick: g_ is now known as ibiza[laptop]
13:59 Quit: ibiza[laptop] ([email protected]) Changing hosts
13:59 Join: ibiza[laptop] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:06 <tozza[Mobile]> Queefing
14:16 <spanish> Tozza
14:18 Mode: (by tozza) +v spanish
14:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ibiza[laptop]
14:20 Join: poro ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:27 Quit: g ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
14:34 <tozza[Mobile]> Come over the desk and pass me $2 spanish
14:40 <poro> hi peeps
15:02 * Agent karate chops Tozza across the head
15:03 <spanish> I will when I'm finished poato slaying
15:10 <^bozojim> aww
15:20 <^bozojim> I am getting some potato flour tomorrow
16:59 * Agent has killed Tozza
17:05 <Agent> PERFECT FLAWLESS VICTORY OUTSTANDING
17:06 <Agent> FINISH HIM
17:12 * couleurs np: Dawsons_Creek_Theme.mp3
17:26 <Agent> Lol
18:10 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/V31JO81.gifv
18:11 <couleurs> me
18:27 <VENoM> `op
19:06 <couleurs> `op
19:13 <VENoM> `deop
19:20 <couleurs> `mmmbop
19:40 <VENoM> `:)
19:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck off agent you mangina
19:59 <tozza[Mobile]> U smell of off pineapple
20:10 <spanish> Post that pic tozza
20:18 <tozza[Mobile]> The one you made
20:21 Join: sluggz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:21 <tozza[Mobile]> He seen it
20:22 <amelia> lollllll
20:22 <^bozojim> is that like the off sour smell coming from the sour dough mother i just fed
20:25 <spanish> Yes
20:26 <tozza[Mobile]> Mia pm it to him
20:52 <Agent> Off pineapple lol
21:16 <lala> whats everyone up too
21:38 <Arbition> Evening denizens
21:41 <couleurs> noyb
21:45 <Agent> Eatin dinner while watching star trek :P
21:55 <lala> kool kool
21:58 <couleurs> who's lala and poro they look SuSSPiCoUs
21:59 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:07 <poro> <--- very suspicious
22:16 <lala> star trek and dinner is good
22:31 <couleurs> <--- bary pimplebouse
22:45 <poro> :)
22:47 <lala> where yous all from ?¿
22:56 <poro> NZ here
22:58 <Arbition> I come from the land down under
23:13 <lala> land down under as in ?¿?¿
23:20 <lala> wheres that
23:22 <^bozojim> australia here
23:23 <Arbition> The Men at Work song
23:42 <Arbition> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
23:44 <lala> everyone from austalia
23:45 <lala> ?¿
23:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men At Work - Down Under (Feb 7, 2013) Length: 3:42 - Category: Music - 81,873,010 views views - 336,271 likes (97.3%), 9,307 dislikes (2.7%)
23:58 <^Roshanda^> some are from uranus and mars
23:59 <lala> casue being a us server
24:15 <Arbition> The IRC server?
24:21 <lala> maybe ur from uranus
24:21 Mode: (by tozza) +v lala
24:23 <lala> LauGhiN Out Louds
24:26 <couleurs> ^Roshanda^ u def from uranus babey ;)
24:36 <^Roshanda^> i aint your babey
24:44 <lala> eyy
24:44 <^Roshanda^> and 2 ifi was id make your life hard
24:45 <lala> u could be
24:51 <couleurs> LauGhiN Out Louds
24:53 <lala> just dont know it
25:10 <lala> ey if shes female
25:15 <lala> ur winning
25:23 <^Roshanda^> ey shes got a boyfriend he aint getting nothing from me
25:35 <lala> LauGhiN Out Louds
26:04 <lala> well if shes got a BoYFriEnD u got nothing too worry about
26:32 <couleurs> Wow. Mean :(
26:43 <lala> thats not mean
26:45 <^Roshanda^> actually better go see if he found me a replacement phone brb
26:54 <lala> im just saying hes sweet
26:57 <Arbition> Replacement phone? Run both at once
27:03 <Arbition> tinder or grinder from both phones
27:13 <lala> are yous on mobile on this >?¿
27:19 <Arbition> not me
27:42 <Arbition> My hands are made for a keyboard, not a piece of glass
27:43 <lala> Be RitE BaCk
27:44 <Skirmish> mirc for lyf
28:02 <lala> its irc man
28:08 <amelia> <^Roshanda^> https://youtu.be/Tn-qE-h7s84
28:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby (Jan 22, 2008) Length: 3:51 - Category: Music - 3,632,703 views views - 19,123 likes (97.3%), 530 dislikes (2.7%)
28:42 <spanish> I remember that song amelia lol
28:48 <amelia> lollll
29:00 <steven> hahahahaahahahaahahahah Arbition
29:03 <sluggz> Cunt of a song
29:06 <spanish> hehe
29:21 <Arbition> steven: Need a glass of water?
29:22 <couleurs> lmao
29:33 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish where r u
29:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Waiting
30:42 Quit: MiaOneness ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:22 <tozza[Mobile]> How does it feel
32:05 Quit: lala ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
34:25 <^Roshanda^> um no arbition
34:36 <Arbition> ???
34:38 <^Roshanda^> i dropped mine a few times and the touch screens dyiing
34:47 <^Roshanda^> so im looking for another
34:48 <Arbition> oh
34:52 <Arbition> right I see
34:59 <^Roshanda^> he replaced the last screen coz it cracked
35:00 <steven> then he is like 'did you see the end of it?'
35:00 <steven> NO CUNT I DIDNT
35:00 <tozza> lmao
35:00 <spanish> I can make few more up
35:00 <Agent> Fuck need to reboot
35:00 <Agent> Mannn I don't wanna reboot
35:18 <^Roshanda^> since then the whole phone just freezes and touch screen doesnt work
35:26 <^Roshanda^> i have to reboot it to use it
35:28 <Arbition> Only time I ever cracked my screen was when it was on my bike and my handlebars hit ground
35:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Arbition so much for that trip to pyongyang now aye
35:46 Nick: ibiza[laptop] is now known as g
35:48 <Arbition> tozza[Mobile]: Oh yeah, I was thinking that
35:50 <^Roshanda^> i dropped it again tonight and now its got another crack
35:50 <couleurs> ^Roshanda^: get wit me n u can have my old iPhone 4S babey
35:58 <Arbition> Things getting a tad tense
36:00 <Agent> My uptime is golden
36:00 <tozza> i always fastforward to the cumshot ;)
36:00 <tozza> dosent everyone?
36:00 <Tim-Sim> I feel so fat
36:00 <steven> i closed it
36:00 <Tim-Sim> Need to go to the gym
36:00 <steven> was waiting for emma to go bed so i could wank
36:00 <Agent> Who's emma
36:00 <steven> some slut
36:00 <steven> j/k
36:00 <tozza> lolol
36:00 <MickTaylor> lolll
36:04 <^Roshanda^> dont need to use tinder been with boyfriend for 10 years
36:09 <^Roshanda^> why would i want to pick up off the net
36:11 <^Roshanda^> its lame
36:14 <Arbition> I thought, maybe tozza is still game despite that :P
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36:34 <Arbition> My friend has two phones and two grinder accounts, one for each
36:44 <^Roshanda^> nah im not that despo to get laid
36:46 <^Roshanda^> i got someone
37:00 <Agent> Ok brb gotta reboot... my poor 122 days uptime :(
37:00 <amelia> there's that desperation comin thru again
37:00 <Agent> BRB
37:00 <tobor> ok but when she wakes up with a sticky eye u gonna b in trouble
37:00 <MickTaylor> amelia: Which one
37:00 <amelia> WHOS EMMA
37:00 <amelia> IS SHE SINGLE
37:00 <MickTaylor> Some slut
37:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
37:00 <Tim-Sim> His daughter
37:00 <tozza> potato gemgem
37:00 <amelia> IS HER REAL NAME EMMA? :p
37:00 <spanish> Lol
37:00 <MickTaylor> She's single now
37:02 <^Roshanda^> i only use phone or tablet if im not home
37:10 <^Roshanda^> rest of the time i use it as a phone only
38:00 <slinky_J> fk
38:00 <MickTaylor> MiaOneness is moving in
38:00 <tozza> u would know ya custard stealing mole
38:00 <MiaOneness> you guys are all crazy here, thats what me thinks
38:00 <slinky_J> the tension music in MKR and Seven Year Switch shits me
38:00 <steven> //say $uptime(system, 1)
38:00 <steven> 4days 20hrs 17mins 36secs
38:00 <tozza> coming from mia LOL
38:00 <MiaOneness> yeah tozza, coming from me. Amen
38:00 <amelia> shut up bitch u thought you were Mother Mary or some shit
38:00 <spanish> better watch out agent will be after her lol
38:00 <MiaOneness> Nah Magdalene
38:00 <MiaOneness> descendant
38:00 <tozza> 04S14ystem 04I14nfo: 04C14PU:04 AuthenticAMD AMD A8-7600 Radeon R7, 10 Compute Cores 4C+6G AMD64 Family 21 Model 48 Stepping 1 48% Load 04O14S:04 Microsoft Windows 10 Home 10.0.14393 64-bit 04U14ptime:04 4days 16hrs 18mins 30secs 04T14otal 04M14emory:04 3884.38MB 04A14vailable 04M14emory:04 1228.31MB 04V14ideo:04 Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. AMD Radeon 
38:00 <tozza> 4Graphics Processor (0x1313) 128MB 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz 04M14OBO:04 MEDION Base Board 04A14udio:04 Realtek High Definition Audio 
38:00 <tozza> 04S14ystem 04I14nfo: 04N14etwork:04 Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller14/04Realtek RTL8188CU Wireless LAN 802.11n USB 2.0 Network Adapter 04B14andwidth:04 1790KBps 04R14eceived:04 341.58MB 04S14ent:04 91.25MB 04T14otal:04 432.84MB  04I14D:04 Recover D:\ 04T14ype:04 fixed 04S14ize:04 59.9GB 04F14ree:04 43.8GB  04I14D:04 Boot C:\ 04T14ype:04 
38:00 <tozza> 4fixed 04S14ize:04 869GB 04F14ree:04 638GB  04T14otal 04D14isk 04S14pace:04 929GB 04T14otal 04S14pace 04F14ree:04 682GB 
38:00 <slinky_J> lol whut
38:22 <\r> i had a beer today
38:29 <\r> it felt good to drink it.
38:35 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah not with whats going on arb lol
38:46 <tozza[Mobile]> Prob detain and punish us for propaganda
39:00 <amelia> my eyes are broken
39:00 <slinky_J> you believe you're a descendant of Mary Magdelene?
39:00 <MickTaylor> 4days 18hrs 19mins 25secs
39:00 <tozza> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> kind've bullshit is that
39:00 <MiaOneness> i thought i was a descendant of Magdalene when I got sick
39:00 <MiaOneness> and that Joaquin Phoenix was gonna come help
39:00 <MiaOneness> thats what I thoiught
39:00 <amelia> but we're the crazy ones
39:00 <slinky_J> schizophrenic ey
39:00 <MiaOneness> Yeah .. i got a reason for being here
39:00 <MiaOneness> Nah
39:00 <tobor> an AUTHENTIC AMD?  phuk
39:00 <MiaOneness> but i diagnosed myself and said i was
39:12 <\r> tozza voice?
39:21 Mode: (by tozza) -v spanish
39:26 <tozza[Mobile]> Romeo your a pest lol
39:31 <\r> haha
39:33 <\r> aww
39:35 <couleurs> ^Roshanda^: what kinda sexy websites do u visit on ur tablet babey
39:44 <^Roshanda^> stop calling me babey wanker
39:49 <^Roshanda^> and i dont use it often
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40:00 <tobor> lol
40:00 <tozza> like 3 seconds
40:00 <tozza> u ass
40:00 <MickTaylor> Did everyone reboot before easter or something
40:09 <tozza[Mobile]> Here
40:15 <Arbition> Would you consent to my identity calling you baby?
40:16 <couleurs> Fine.
40:19 <amelia> LOLLLLL
40:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v \r
40:38 <\r> :)
40:40 <\r> awesome
41:00 <tozza> unplugged the power for the pinball machine
41:00 <partay> BAM
41:00 <partay> tozza is that parcel doesnt arrive tomorrow Im going postal 
41:00 <spanish> Why is that tozza
41:28 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish just came over to give me $2
41:36 <tozza[Mobile]> Wat a sweetheart he is
41:38 <amelia> spanish is a good fwand
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41:53 <tozza[Mobile]> He should have gone to the vending machine for me aswell
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41:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Lazyyy
42:00 <tobor> ahoy-hoy partay
42:00 <Tim-Sim> It is going to take a while to clock this with every character
42:00 <partay> the fucking robot
42:00 <spanish> what in the parcel partay
42:00 <steven> prolly the update that came out
42:00 <amelia> dildos
42:00 <spanish> lol
42:00 <MiaOneness> WB Agent
42:00 <partay> 2keys of columbian coke 
42:00 <spanish> Could be
42:00 <MiaOneness> My boo lol
42:00 <DVS> Hi there Agent
42:00 <Agent> Hello my endless love
42:00 <DVS> Back for more?
42:00 <MiaOneness> :D
42:00 <Agent> Sup DVS
42:00 <steven> Round 2
42:00 <Agent> Let's figh
42:00 <Agent> t
42:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb lala
42:12 <lala> yes yes
42:19 <lala> howdy
42:20 <tozza[Mobile]> send me drprescription
42:32 Nick: \r is now known as \
42:32 <lala> how your on mobile
42:37 <lala> u need a pc
43:00 <Agent> HADOUKEN
43:00 <amelia> haiiiii tozza booboooooooo
43:00 <amelia> tootooboobooooooo
43:00 <tozza> hayy meemee bumz
43:00 <DVS> Agent tell me about your skills on street fighter 4
43:00 <^bozojim> hello amelia
43:00 <partay> spanish that or a usb stick 
43:00 <spanish> partay is it a game in the parcel
43:00 <amelia> how are u jimbo
43:00 <Tim-Sim> I unlocked akuma, gouken, and the rest of the characters, just Seth remaining
43:00 <^bozojim> I am good thanks
43:00 <amelia> super :)
43:00 <tozza> <Agent> Hello my endless love
43:00 <tozza> ok
43:00 <MickTaylor> Fuck up Tim-Sim
43:00 <tozza> i need to take a shit
43:00 <DVS> Seth is such a prick Tim-Sim
43:00 <Agent> Lol Tozza
43:03 <Arbition> You need a PC that doubles as a heater just to run IRC
43:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Lala ill
43:11 <lala> isnt you able to download dr script from internet ?¿
43:22 <tozza[Mobile]> Use it for my tozza account which is on pc
43:27 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah cant find it
43:36 <Arbition> can't find your PC?
43:40 <\> i ate some corn chips for dinner
43:45 <tozza[Mobile]> I pmd you
44:00 <Agent> So do I
44:00 <Agent> Let's be shit buddies mate
44:00 <tozza> after saying that corn cob no wonder
44:00 <partay> its only a 1kg parcel... not enough to fit amelia's daily make-up load 
44:00 <partay> ;)
44:00 <Agent> Lol
44:00 <spanish> I post few things foe tozza
44:00 <tozza> ?
44:00 <steven> IM GETING APPLE PIE
44:00 <steven> LOLOLOLOL
44:00 <spanish> Not cherry pie
44:00 <MiaOneness> Cinammon rolls are nice. Coffee scrolls?
44:01 <tozza[Mobile]> Dr script
44:13 <lala> how come i cant pm u
44:24 <Arbition> Is there a +R involved?
44:37 <lala> whats that ?¿
44:44 <tozza[Mobile]> U got a reg nick?
45:00 <Tim-Sim> No more Sh food for me
45:00 <partay> warm apple pie ?
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Holiday is over
45:00 <amelia> lollllll
45:00 <steven> cherry pie in Mia's period knickers
45:00 <DVS> Tim-Sim which gym do you go to?
45:00 <MiaOneness> LOL.. i dont have a period anymore steven
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Not telling DVS
45:00 <DVS> Yes, Agent wearing the dolmio grin
45:00 <spanish> https://youtu.be/OjyZKfdwlng
45:00 <steven> u will after Agent's pedo'd ya
45:00 <Agent> Lol
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Warrant - Cherry Pie (Mar 5, 2010) Length: 3:20 - Category: Music - 27,716,280 views views - 153,255 likes (96.9%), 4,874 dislikes (3.1%)
45:00 <amelia> CLoWNFaCe
45:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
45:00 <Agent> Ok well
45:00 <Agent> Oh well*
45:00 <MiaOneness> Erw
45:00 <DVS> Tim-Sim I go to Goodlife
45:03 <lala> nah its not
45:41 <tozza[Mobile]> That would be why
45:46 <lala> i will send it too ya
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46:00 <MiaOneness> lol bad timing
46:00 <steven> MiaOneness show us ya nudes
46:00 <Agent> Hahahahahaha
46:00 <MiaOneness> Nah steven
46:00 <MiaOneness> Youll be scared
46:00 <amelia> Agent will HaCK ya
46:00 <tobor> show us ya period panties
46:00 <MiaOneness> Im a mother, have stretchmarks
46:00 <steven> haahahaha
46:00 <MiaOneness> not a nice sight
46:00 <steven> wideset vagina?
46:00 <MiaOneness> yep
46:00 <steven> you dont shave ey ?
46:00 <MiaOneness> i do
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow i just pushed out a huge shit
46:00 <steven> oh ok
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thanks mia and agent
46:00 <Agent> Tozza I'm still squeezin mine out
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Best laxitive ever
46:00 <Agent> Did you get pics?
46:00 <partay> tozza thats for sharing
46:12 <lala> cant dr script be dowloaded
46:13 Mode: (by tozza) +v lala
47:00 <spanish> To much info tozza
47:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
47:00 <steven> get dem tt's out then
47:00 <steven> i need something to help me sleep
47:00 <MiaOneness> hahaha
47:00 <spanish> He's usally send me pics of it
47:00 <MiaOneness> <laughing to herself
47:00 <MickTaylor> steven: Could always ask lumeah
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not really if u wrote that in main
47:00 <spanish> steve  booze lol
47:00 <partay> ewwwwwww
47:05 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah
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47:22 <lala> are u sure ?¿
47:38 <\> lala r u a chick?
47:49 <lala> why ?¿
47:53 <\> hehe
47:56 <\> i like chicks
48:00 <lala> we all do
48:00 <Agent> Tozza did we make you shit mate
48:00 <MiaOneness> Agent, have you got a cool tie?
48:00 <Agent> You're welcome sir
48:00 <Agent> Mia, I have lots of ties
48:00 <partay> abbs lol
48:00 <Agent> Most of them are businessy
48:04 <Arbition> lol
48:06 <couleurs> hi robbo
48:06 <\> aww okay
48:09 <lala> even the girls do
48:28 <couleurs> ^Roshanda^ got the hots 4 me, u jelly?
48:29 <tobor> hello
48:37 <tobor> phuk
48:41 <tobor> yea
48:48 <lala> theres gotta be females on here
49:00 <MiaOneness> Cool ones?
49:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAAH CEREALS
49:00 <Agent> I dunno, what's cool?
49:00 <MiaOneness> One a girl could wear?
49:00 <partay> Agent i have about 40 ties
49:00 <Agent> PArtay same
49:00 <tobor> ok here's n update on my new chair it's going great ty 4 asking
49:00 <Agent> Mia, probably
49:00 <MiaOneness> Send me one please
49:00 <amelia> do lesbians steal ur ties
49:00 <Agent> Most actual men's ties are cool on a bish
49:00 <partay> everytime i buy a shirt ill buy a tie to go with it 
49:00 <couleurs> :~)
49:00 <tobor> where do you shop partay?
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> anyone wanna see my turd?
49:00 <Agent> Tozza I do
49:00 <Agent> Send pics
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> anyone else
49:00 <MickTaylor> Figured
49:00 <MiaOneness> yep
49:00 <DVS> Agent send us a picture of your tie collection
49:10 <couleurs> u snooze u looze
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50:00 Nick: g_ is now known as ibiza[laptop]
50:00 <MiaOneness> I want to see
50:00 <Agent> Mia will want to see it
50:00 <MiaOneness> LOL
50:00 <amelia> AAHAHHA
50:00 <Tim-Sim> Sick
50:00 <spanish> He's used them to tired up his girls he pick up
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U 2 are fucked
50:00 <Agent> Hahahahaha
50:00 <Agent> TOZZA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
50:00 <partay> robot... depends.... Dj's sometimes...or Myer
50:00 <MiaOneness> LOLLL
50:00 <Tim-Sim> Repulsive
50:00 <tobor> o ye
50:00 <partay> wont do roger david 
50:00 <amelia> waiting on tie collection pic
50:00 <tobor> whys that
50:00 <Agent> Tozza send us nudes of your turd
50:00 <partay> i have 2 x herringbone shirts... $260 each 
50:00 <Agent> Oh
50:00 <tobor> where u takin ^Roshanda^ out on a date?
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kfc
50:00 <couleurs> nah... Red Rooster m8
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50:05 Quit: ibiza[laptop] ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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50:10 Nick: ibiza[laptop] is now known as g
50:13 <tobor> where u takin ^Roshanda^ out on a date?
50:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o g
50:39 <tozza[Mobile]> Kfc
50:58 <couleurs> nah... Red Rooster m8
51:00 <Agent> You're probably better dressed than I am
51:00 <Agent> I don't spend that much on my shirts
51:00 <tobor> i'll go to roger david's if there's a good deal on, but i've taken to tarocash a little more lately
51:00 <partay> not usually
51:00 <amelia> wow sounds aMaZiNG partay
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Agent just go bald
51:00 <Agent> Tozza I wil
51:00 <Agent> I don't really need to do anything
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> sick
51:00 <Agent> That will just happen soon :)
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> lololol
51:00 <partay> normally its about 80
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> true
51:00 <tobor> rdj's have 50% atm
51:00 <Agent> My dad is chrome dome as fuck
51:00 <Agent> I have no chance :P
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U got me there
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hold on gotta wipe
51:00 <partay> i like dj's as they are  abit more tailored 
51:00 <couleurs> amelia: did i tell u i have the week off, i'm buying some shirts @ $280ea
51:00 <MiaOneness> no man bun? *sniffs in pity*
51:00 <Agent> LOL Tozza been sittin there with a shitty arse for half an hour talking about his turd
51:00 <partay> to my slim waist and big chest and shoulders
51:00 <Agent> Didn't even wipe yet
51:00 <couleurs> what am i, cheap?
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Then a romantic evening down the skid paych
51:00 <^Roshanda^> i think i will stay home
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Patch
51:00 <lala> where is all
51:00 <^Roshanda^> i have to get up at 6 am to drop off other half at work
51:00 <^Roshanda^> i need his car tomorrow
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im tired as fuck
51:00 <couleurs> wait a second... you have a bf????
51:00 <Raichu> Red Rooster?
51:00 <Raichu> !seen tim-sim
51:00 <tobor> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat roshanda
51:00 <couleurs> is it tobor !!!!!!
51:00 <^Roshanda^> !Raichu, tell em how long have i been with pat
51:00 <tobor> no its not me
51:00 <tobor> she shoulda been straight with u
51:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Then a romantic evening down the skid paych
51:02 <couleurs> what am i, cheap?
51:04 <^Roshanda^> i think i will stay home
51:07 <tozza[Mobile]> Patch
51:12 <lala> where is all
51:13 <^Roshanda^> i have to get up at 6 am to drop off other half at work
51:17 <^Roshanda^> i need his car tomorrow
51:29 <tozza[Mobile]> Im tired as fuck
51:31 <couleurs> wait a second... you have a bf????
51:35 <Raichu> Red Rooster?
51:38 <Raichu> !seen tim-sim
51:40 <tobor> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat roshanda
51:40 <couleurs> is it tobor !!!!!!
51:50 <^Roshanda^> !Raichu, tell em how long have i been with pat
51:50 <tobor> no its not me
51:59 <tobor> she shoulda been straight with u
52:00 <Raichu> Who's Pay? :P
52:00 <partay> :)
52:00 <tobor> i used to like the slim fit's, they looked good on me, until i was no longer slim.
52:00 <Tim-Sim> Just shave it agent
52:00 <amelia> o wowwwwwww nice cereals will they fit over ur abs?
52:00 <Agent> Most of my shit is from DJ's too partay
52:00 <partay> robot.. youre still a race horse
52:00 <tobor> i dunno, i'm kinda fat now
52:00 <MickTaylor> Agent: You should do a man bun
52:00 <Tim-Sim> Or you could be like my cousin and get full head tattoo
52:00 <Agent> Raichu eh
52:00 <MickTaylor> With what's left
52:00 <Agent> I don't have enough hair for that
52:00 <Agent> I got a haircut two weeks ago
52:00 <Agent> Which is why I now look like Bert
52:00 <beagle> it got really cold, i put the heater on
52:00 <couleurs> idk i hope so maybe i eat more pizza 2 make sure good thinken
52:00 <Agent> It was kinda long before that
52:00 <Raichu> Who's Pay? :P
52:00 <Raichu> Pat*
52:00 <^Roshanda^> bitch
52:00 <^Roshanda^> these two fuckwits just wont leave me alone and its pissing me off
52:00 <\> i wanna get naked
52:00 <tobor> it's pissing YOU off, at least colours was straight up with u
52:00 <couleurs> lol
52:03 <Raichu> Pat*
52:06 <^Roshanda^> bitch
52:18 <^Roshanda^> these two fuckwits just wont leave me alone and its pissing me off
52:44 <\> i wanna get naked
52:51 <tobor> it's pissing YOU off, at least colours was straight up with u
52:59 <couleurs> lol
53:00 <partay> beagle htfu
53:00 <MiaOneness> I saw on a tvshow, some guy got hair line tatttooed, so it looks like he has hair. did a good job, he loved it
53:00 <tobor> colours how many pizzas/week u eating pls
53:00 <spanish> Tozza how u send soundips from what's up on to here
53:00 <amelia> ask ur 16 year younger gf to make u pizza instead cereals
53:00 <MickTaylor> MiaOneness: Agent is way past a tattoo fix
53:00 <couleurs> Lol
53:00 <Agent> Yeh I don't think a tattoo is going to help me lol
53:00 <Tim-Sim> My cousin got a skull fully tattooed over his head
53:00 <amelia> a bullet might
53:00 <partay> amelia she cooks every night
53:00 <^Roshanda^> i never said i wanted to fuck any of you two
53:00 <^Roshanda^> you jumped to conclusions
53:00 <tobor> whoaaaaa
53:00 <\> Roshanda do you have a pic?
53:00 <tobor> stop right there thankyou
53:00 <^Roshanda^> fucken open your ears when someone says their not interested
53:00 <tobor> i did NOT say i wanted to have sex with you.  presumptuous much?
53:00 <^Roshanda^> no but u and couluers constantly try to get on my nerves
53:00 <lala> 10What 10The 10Fudge 15LauGhiN 15Out 15Louds
53:05 <^Roshanda^> i never said i wanted to fuck any of you two
53:13 <^Roshanda^> you jumped to conclusions
53:14 <tobor> whoaaaaa
53:21 <\> Roshanda do you have a pic?
53:23 <tobor> stop right there thankyou
53:27 <^Roshanda^> fucken open your ears when someone says their not interested
53:36 <tobor> i did NOT say i wanted to have sex with you. presumptuous much?
53:59 <^Roshanda^> no but u and couluers constantly try to get on my nerves
53:59 <lala> What The Fudge LauGhiN Out Louds
54:00 <couleurs> none tobey... i just like talking about them.....
54:00 <MiaOneness> little dots to mimic hair follicles
54:00 <partay> e v e r y 
54:00 <Agent> That's okay, my old man is a good lookin bloke, I won't mind
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gay
54:00 <MickTaylor> Just shave it Agent
54:00 <tobor> o 
54:00 <MickTaylor> Accept baldness
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fags
54:00 <Agent> Raichu, I probably will within a few years
54:00 <Tim-Sim> So if he puts his head down, you see a big fucking skull
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Poofs
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> asss
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> dogs
54:00 <partay> Agent doesnt have the right shaped head to have a nude nut 
54:00 <tobor> how old are you colours and how old is ur gurlfriend
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> cunts
54:00 <couleurs> i have 1 pizza like maybe once a month, my gf is a dickhaed
54:00 <spanish> what put that funny laugh from last nite lol
54:00 <tobor> LOL
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sorry got carried away
54:00 <Agent> Partay, I thought that for a while too
54:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
54:00 <amelia> my gf is a dickhead
54:00 <amelia> lolllllll
54:00 <tobor> dickhaed*
54:00 <^Roshanda^> its lame
54:00 <tobor> you can't even go on irc these days without someone getting the wrong idea
54:00 <lala> its irc relax
54:00 <\> what is the right idea?
54:00 <steven> Ewwww YuK!
54:00 <tobor> ^Roshanda^ i'm sorry.  but you're so easy, you practically make yourself a target.
54:01 <^Roshanda^> its lame
54:05 <tobor> you can't even go on irc these days without someone getting the wrong idea
54:16 <lala> its irc relax
54:22 <\> what is the right idea?
54:28 <steven> Ewwww YuK!
54:49 <tobor> ^Roshanda^ i'm sorry. but you're so easy, you practically make yourself a target.
55:00 Quit: lala ([email protected]) EOF from client
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cringe latahz
55:00 <couleurs> she's older than me by 3 years and is bossy and annoying
55:00 <partay> couleurs you are a soft cock
55:00 <Tim-Sim> Duck
55:00 <tobor> lol.
55:00 <Tim-Sim> Cuck
55:00 <partay> i bet she has bigger balls than you 
55:00 <couleurs> but most of the time she's ok :)
55:00 <tobor> you always bite
55:00 <slower> lol now you calling her easy
55:00 <amelia> (+couleurs) wait a second... you have a bf????
55:00 <\> what is the right idea?
55:00 <amelia> (+couleurs) is it tobor !!!!!!
55:00 <\> Roshanda do you have a pic?
55:00 <amelia> LOLLLLLL
55:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
55:00 <\> i wanna get naked
55:07 Part: Nice1 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
55:13 <tobor> you always bite
55:26 <slower> lol now you calling her easy
55:43 <amelia> (+couleurs) wait a second... you have a bf????
55:45 <\> what is the right idea?
55:46 <amelia> (+couleurs) is it tobor !!!!!!
55:47 <\> Roshanda do you have a pic?
55:48 <amelia> LOLLLLLL
55:51 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
55:53 <\> i wanna get naked
56:00 <spanish> She probably does
56:00 <couleurs> no she's just a scorpio 
56:00 <tobor> "it's a good thing you have such nice abs colours" -- colours dickhaed gf
56:00 <amelia> AAHAH
56:00 <MickTaylor> Hahah
56:00 <amelia> is tobor cutting ur grass
56:00 <\> i ate some corn chips for dinner
56:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUzcLVyFLNo
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mariah Carey - Heartbreaker ft. Jay-Z (Mar 13, 2015) Length: 5:41 - Category: Music - 405,424 views views - 4,825 likes (95.4%), 235 dislikes (4.6%)
56:00 <couleurs> dedicated 2 u ^Roshanda^ 
56:03 <amelia> is tobor cutting ur grass
56:06 <\> i ate some corn chips for dinner
56:25 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUzcLVyFLNo
56:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mariah Carey - Heartbreaker ft. Jay-Z (Mar 13, 2015) Length: 5:41 - Category: Music - 405,424 views views - 4,825 likes (95.4%), 235 dislikes (4.6%)
56:30 <couleurs> dedicated 2 u ^Roshanda^
57:00 <partay> lol
57:00 <steven> ha ha!
57:00 <couleurs> thank u tobor's gf
57:00 <tobor> sorry i don't nean to be rude i'm still upset u don't get much pizza
57:00 <couleurs> it's ok i had lasagne before it's like pizza but fatter
57:00 <tobor> lol
57:00 <tobor> hehe
57:00 <\> ;9
57:00 <tobor> hello amelio
57:00 <tobor> n i was like, ameliiooo
57:00 <tobor> he was i was there
57:06 <tobor> hehe
57:08 <\> ;9
57:11 <tobor> hello amelio
57:20 <tobor> n i was like, ameliiooo
57:28 <tobor> he was i was there
57:55 Quit: Sunbeam ([email protected]) EOF from client
58:00 <tobor> i should do a lasagne.
58:00 <couleurs> i drank some wine too... told u i was hardcore
58:00 <^bozojim> this week I am getting some squid ink
58:00 <MickTaylor> ^bozojim: For Agent?
58:00 <^bozojim> no
58:00 <Agent> Squid Ink
58:00 <Agent> wtf
58:00 <\> fully $1CK man
58:00 <tobor> sorry, lil night at the roxbury humour there
58:00 <amelia> ye dont fkn do it again
58:00 <\> amelia a/s/l?
58:00 <tobor> excuse me
58:06 <\> fully $1CK man
58:18 <tobor> sorry, lil night at the roxbury humour there
58:30 <amelia> ye dont fkn do it again
58:42 <\> amelia a/s/l?
58:45 <tobor> excuse me
59:00 <tobor> r u italian
59:00 <^bozojim> I am making squid ink pasta and the seafood dinner I do with it
59:00 <Tim-Sim> Maybe I should get some tattoos
59:00 <couleurs> mama mia... tutti fruiti
59:00 <Agent> I don't have any tattoos
59:00 <amelia> pastaaaaaaa
59:00 <couleurs> nope
59:00 <^bozojim> last week i made red, yellow, green and orange pasta
59:00 <Tim-Sim> Maybe a parrot or a giraffe
59:00 <tobor> you don't even have half the number of lamps required to qualify you for commenting thankyou
59:00 <amelia> soz i don't talk to grass cutters
59:00 <\> oh look trump is here
59:00 <tobor> hey trump
59:00 <\> icecream anyone?
59:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
59:05 <tobor> you don't even have half the number of lamps required to qualify you for commenting thankyou
59:08 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:10 <amelia> soz i don't talk to grass cutters
59:19 <\> oh look trump is here
59:20 <tobor> hey trump
59:54 <\> icecream anyone?
59:59 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:00 <couleurs> n e other goss
00:00 <Tim-Sim> Chicks love animals
00:00 <Tim-Sim> Or maybe a butterfly
00:00 <MickTaylor> Faggot
00:00 <couleurs> yeap
00:00 <Tim-Sim> Chicks dig butterflies 
00:00 <tobor> bozo did u throw it at each other n call it a traffic light pasta fight
00:00 <\> --
00:00 <amelia> hay ^Roshanda^ i know u picked tobor as ur bf but i jus wanna say i think u made the wrong decision
00:00 <tobor> yea i would date colours
00:00 <tobor> not even talking about roshanda.
00:05 <\> --
00:06 <amelia> hay ^Roshanda^ i know u picked tobor as ur bf but i jus wanna say i think u made the wrong decision
00:26 <tobor> yea i would date colours
00:34 <tobor> not even talking about roshanda.
01:00 <^bozojim> red - tomato powder, green - parsley or spinach, yellow - tuneric and orange - carrot powder
01:00 <tobor> i can honestly say that until this point in life, i had lived without ever having come across carrot powder.
01:00 <VENoM> I have a issue
01:46 <VENoM> I have a issue
02:00 <^bozojim> I make my own
02:00 <partay> ewww
02:00 <couleurs> wot's up doc!!!!!!
02:00 <^bozojim> dehydrated carrot
02:00 <Tim-Sim> Carrot powder? why?
02:00 <couleurs> Oh Well.....
02:00 <\> who is hungry?
02:08 <couleurs> Oh Well.....
02:25 <\> who is hungry?
03:00 <^bozojim> and I made a light sauce, put in soem spring onion and some thinly sliced beef
03:00 <tobor> coz bugs bunny got a coke habit
03:00 <^bozojim> with some nice fresh home made sour dough garlic bread
03:00 <partay> lol
03:00 <MickTaylor> Snort carrot?
03:00 <^Roshanda^> fuck no i refuse to fuck idiots
03:00 <^Roshanda^> and my other half is way better then the idiots on irc thanks
03:00 <President_Trump> Roshy u ok baby?
03:00 <^Roshanda^> dont start stump
03:21 <^Roshanda^> fuck no i refuse to fuck idiots
03:30 <^Roshanda^> and my other half is way better then the idiots on irc thanks
03:36 <President_Trump> Roshy u ok baby?
03:45 <^Roshanda^> dont start stump
04:00 <MickTaylor> Sounds right up lisa's alley
04:00 <couleurs> is there cheese powder too
04:00 <VENoM> I had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow
04:00 <couleurs> lol
04:00 <VENoM> now my pillow is gone 
04:00 <tobor> ^Roshanda^ you're making a lot of sexual insinuations about colours and i, i'm going to have to ask you to refrain ok
04:20 <VENoM> I had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow
04:24 <couleurs> lol
04:27 <VENoM> now my pillow is gone
04:28 <tobor> ^Roshanda^ you're making a lot of sexual insinuations about colours and i, i'm going to have to ask you to refrain ok
04:41 Join: sporte ([email protected]) to #melbourne
05:00 <Tim-Sim> Might go to the gym
05:00 <MickTaylor> `ban Tim
05:00 <partay> Tim-Sim are u a gym junkie
05:00 <amelia> u guys have been trying to get in her pants for weeks now ok ive seen it myself so stop trying to put it back on poor lil roshys
05:00 <amelia> fkn jerks
05:43 <amelia> u guys have been trying to get in her pants for weeks now ok ive seen it myself so stop trying to put it back on poor lil roshys
05:45 <amelia> fkn jerks
06:00 <tobor> amelia you're making a lot of sexual insinuations about colours and i, i'm going to have to ask you to refrain ok
06:00 <Tim-Sim> Yeah, a bit
06:00 <amelia> in the sense where he likes to talk about it
06:00 <partay> what are you benching ?
06:00 <amelia> but not actually do it
06:00 <partay> amelia a bit of gym wouldnt go astray for you either 
06:00 <Tim-Sim> NoT much
06:00 <tobor> amelia you're making a lot of sexual insinuations about colours and i, i'm going to have to ask you to refrain ok
06:00 <\> is anyone hungry?
06:00 <\> amelia a/s/l?
06:00 <VENoM> m/grey/cbf
06:00 <Agent> Lolololol who is this backslash cunt
06:00 <Agent> I love that he is a backslash
06:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
06:00 <\> :)
06:00 <\> aww
06:00 <Agent> Best nick ever
06:03 <\> is anyone hungry?
06:10 <\> amelia a/s/l?
06:36 <VENoM> m/grey/cbf
06:42 <Agent> Lolololol who is this backslash cunt
06:49 <Agent> I love that he is a backslash
06:50 <Agent> Hahahaha
06:50 <\> :)
06:56 <\> aww
06:59 <Agent> Best nick ever
07:00 <amelia> i don't take health tips from fatties
07:00 <partay> lulz
07:00 <partay> no fat on me 
07:00 <partay> like none 
07:00 <tobor> i dunno amelia i'm telling u u should be drinking 8 cups of gravy / day
07:00 <tobor> lol.  i reckon.  like i'm sitting here thinking, what the fuck, is his nickname really \?
07:00 <Agent> Yeah lol
07:00 <amelia> \ what are u like at parkour?
07:00 <\> good i spose
07:00 <^> LOL
07:00 <^> Hahahahahaha
07:00 <amelia> o ye
07:00 <amelia> any vids of u doing some?
07:00 <sporte> LOL thats gold!
07:00 <^> HAHAHAHAHA
07:02 <tobor> lol. i reckon. like i'm sitting here thinking, what the fuck, is his nickname really \?
07:08 <Agent> Yeah lol
07:15 <amelia> \ what are u like at parkour?
07:23 Nick: Agent is now known as ^
07:24 <\> good i spose
07:25 <^> LOL
07:27 <^> Hahahahahaha
07:32 <amelia> o ye
07:38 <amelia> any vids of u doing some?
07:39 <sporte> LOL thats gold!
07:44 Nick: tobor is now known as `
07:49 <^> HAHAHAHAHA
07:52 * ^ *
08:00 <couleurs> HeHe
08:00 <steven> bum gravy
08:00 <amelia> godamnit steven
08:00 <steven> props to tha couleurs
08:00 <couleurs> thx stevo
08:00 <\> $
08:00 <^> $ isn't allowed, I tried that already :)
08:00 <\> haha okay
08:17 * ` 
08:22 <\> $
08:31 <^> $ isn't allowed, I tried that already :)
08:39 <\> haha okay
08:50 Nick: ` is now known as robot
09:00 Nick: ^ is now known as _
09:00 <partay> besides all you fuckers should be bowing down to robot.... Kneel fuckers 
09:00 <steven> eating my apple pie and drinking my chocolate shake
09:00 <spanish> Tim-Sim:  which gym you go to
09:00 <amelia> i hope partay dies soon
09:00 <tobor> ouch
09:00 <amelia> that would be a good day
09:00 <partay> hahaha
09:00 <spanish> Mmm chocolate shake
09:00 <_> LOL
09:00 <^> I like this one best :P
09:01 <_> LOL
09:29 Nick: _ is now known as ^
09:32 <^> I like this one best :P
09:48 Nick: sporte is now known as o_o
10:00 <MickTaylor> spanish: Fresh from the chocolate canal?
10:00 <amelia> steven are u 12
10:00 <steven> close enough
10:00 <steven> why you old bat
10:00 <couleurs> eating my pizza and drinking my lasagne shake
10:00 <DVS> LOL @ spanish
10:00 <Tim-Sim> Can't say spanish 
10:00 <robot> hi it's me, robot
10:00 <robot> http://i.imgur.com/UJIMq7D.jpg
10:00 <\> robot are you a virgin?
10:00 <robot> i don't know why i had that saved as /macgyver
10:22 <robot> hi it's me, robot
10:39 <robot> http://i.imgur.com/UJIMq7D.jpg
10:43 <\> robot are you a virgin?
10:44 Part: o_o ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:58 <robot> i don't know why i had that saved as /macgyver
11:00 <DVS> Tim-Sim which Gym do you go to?
11:00 <DVS> Fernwood?
11:00 <MickTaylor> spanish/DVS: Stop asking. You know how paranoid autistics are.
11:00 <couleurs> YMCA
11:00 <spanish>  One. I go to is 24hrs one
11:00 <amelia> Curves
11:00 <couleurs> lols
11:00 <MickTaylor> Just take a look at breaker
11:00 <couleurs> Jenny Crabs
11:00 <\> ah i love macgyver
11:00 <spanish1> hi everyone
11:00 <spanish1> i poo myself
11:00 <robot> hi spanish r u a virgin
11:00 <spanish1> shh dont tell no ones
11:00 <spanish1> NO
11:00 <^> Spanish do you have any hair on your bag?
11:00 <spanish1> i has pwenty
11:00 <spanish1> wanna sniff
11:03 <\> ah i love macgyver
11:18 Join: spanish1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:24 <spanish1> hi everyone
11:27 <spanish1> i poo myself
11:32 <robot> hi spanish r u a virgin
11:32 <spanish1> shh dont tell no ones
11:44 <spanish1> NO
11:45 <^> Spanish do you have any hair on your bag?
11:52 <spanish1> i has pwenty
11:57 <spanish1> wanna sniff
12:00 <amelia> lolll
12:00 <spanish> Maybe he's goes to frenwood
12:00 <amelia> ahhahahahahahahahahahaa
12:00 <couleurs> all the crabs you can eat!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <spanish> I've have to get back in Shape lol
12:00 <^> That's disgusting mate
12:00 <spanish1> teehee
12:00 <^> You should definitely manscape
12:00 <spanish1> lol its tozza on spanishs laptop
12:00 <^> LOL
12:00 <spanish1> brought it in for me to do shit on
12:00 <VENoM> I knew a lady who used to poo on people for larges sums of money 
12:00 <^> You should manscape too Tozza
12:00 <robot> it's not tozza, he said he's not a virgin
12:00 <VENoM> her name was nugget
12:00 <^> Your chest forest is hurting my feelings
12:00 <VENoM> nice girl
12:00 <\> boobies
12:00 <couleurs> just asked Cath^ if she will be my new e-gf fyi ^Roshanda^ 
12:01 <^> That's disgusting mate
12:05 <spanish1> teehee
12:06 <^> You should definitely manscape
12:19 <spanish1> lol its tozza on spanishs laptop
12:32 <^> LOL
12:33 <spanish1> brought it in for me to do shit on
12:42 <VENoM> I knew a lady who used to poo on people for larges sums of money
12:43 <^> You should manscape too Tozza
12:45 <robot> it's not tozza, he said he's not a virgin
12:47 <VENoM> her name was nugget
12:48 <^> Your chest forest is hurting my feelings
12:49 <VENoM> nice girl
12:55 <\> boobies
12:57 <couleurs> just asked Cath^ if she will be my new e-gf fyi ^Roshanda^
13:00 <couleurs> let's do some FiFa drills oneline then m8
13:00 <couleurs> works 4 me
13:00 <tobor> http://i.imgur.com/wlRoCFs.mp4
13:00 <spanish1> tobor i had mad sex last saturday
13:00 <spanish1> so eat a dick cunt
13:00 <robot> excellent, spanish1.
13:00 <spanish1> :)
13:00 <\> wish my nick was a smile face
13:00 <couleurs> so ova u rite now
13:00 <robot> i hope it lived up to the standard colours set with cath a minute ago
13:04 <spanish1> tobor i had mad sex last saturday
13:05 Mode: (by tozza) +v spanish1
13:13 <spanish1> so eat a dick cunt
13:13 <robot> excellent, spanish1.
13:16 Quit: poro ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
13:16 <spanish1> :)
13:32 <\> wish my nick was a smile face
13:38 Nick: spanish1 is now known as tozzaVSspanish
13:41 <couleurs> so ova u rite now
13:43 <robot> i hope it lived up to the standard colours set with cath a minute ago
14:00 <couleurs> weird fish
14:00 <spanish> Lol
14:00 <tobor> uhm it's clearly a giraffe
14:00 <Blyke> hi
14:00 <partay> the fucking robot
14:00 <robot> hey partay.
14:00 <robot> how's things?
14:00 <\> im playing assembladge 23 untilli fall asleep
14:00 <partay> good dude
14:00 <partay> hows robot
14:10 <partay> the fucking robot
14:19 <robot> hey partay.
14:22 <robot> how's things?
14:29 <\> im playing assembladge 23 untilli fall asleep
14:48 <partay> good dude
14:51 <partay> hows robot
15:00 <Blyke> i made this song https://youtu.be/Nfnjb-eYKU8
15:00 <tobor> hello Blyke
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: nice 1 mate (Apr 17, 2017) Length: 3:13 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 1 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
15:00 <Blyke> hi tozza
15:00 <spanish> Hey Blyke
15:00 <Blyke> i mean hiya tozza
15:00 <tobor> what
15:00 <Blyke> tobor
15:00 <Blyke> lols
15:00 <Blyke> tab sickness
15:00 <Blyke> losl
15:00 <tobor> how come people keep thinking i'm tozza
15:00 <Blyke> opps
15:00 <tobor> i'm way more popular than tozza!
15:00 <Blyke> na if i press tab it it does names
15:00 <Blyke> on pc mirc
15:00 <Blyke> t then tab
15:00 <Blyke> and tozza is first tab
15:00 <tobor> ye
15:00 <robot> not bad.  interview tomorrow
15:06 <robot> not bad. interview tomorrow
15:06 Mode: (by tozza) +v robot
16:00 <tobor> is this a serious song
16:00 <steven> g/f jen is online bbs
16:00 <Blyke> not vocals
16:00 <Blyke> lols
16:00 <steven> lols @ Blyke
16:00 <partay> that song sounds like the CD was left out in the sun 
16:00 <Blyke> cool huh
16:00 <tozzaVSspanish> i partay
16:00 <tozzaVSspanish> i poo pants
16:45 <tozzaVSspanish> i partay
16:49 <tozzaVSspanish> i poo pants
17:00 <partay> torture 
17:00 <tobor> hmm, well, that depends.
17:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
17:00 <amelia> cool huh
17:00 <Blyke> cool
17:00 <Blyke> whats this
17:00 <Blyke> dats it
17:00 <tobor> do you want a sugary review or a real one?
17:00 <Blyke> wheres me lyda
17:00 <partay> robot fire away
17:00 <tobor> na, coz honestly i couldn't do any better
17:00 <tozzaVSspanish> do you ever use gang hooks
17:00 <\> it's so cold here
17:00 <couleurs> good luck robbo hope u get it like i just got Cath^
17:00 <robot> thx colours
17:29 <tozzaVSspanish> do you ever use gang hooks
17:35 <\> it's so cold here
17:43 <couleurs> good luck robbo hope u get it like i just got Cath^
17:51 <robot> thx colours
18:00 <couleurs> lol always the same bass line
18:00 <robot> yea im testin her see if she faithful 4 u
18:00 <partay> ive never had any luck with them 
18:00 <partay> robot... what role 
18:00 <partay> toyboy ?
18:03 <robot> yea im testin her see if she faithful 4 u
18:29 <partay> ive never had any luck with them
18:42 <partay> robot... what role
18:45 <partay> toyboy ?
19:00 <robot> there's a few actually, see what pans out
19:28 <robot> there's a few actually, see what pans out
19:36 * tozzaVSspanish farts
19:42 Nick: tozzaVSspanish is now known as spanish1
19:47 * spanish1 poos pants
20:00 <tobor> your face is always the same, colours.
20:00 <\> ive already lived my life
20:33 <\> ive already lived my life
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21:00 <amelia> wot about his abs
21:00 <Tim-Sim> Hopefu
21:00 <couleurs> not when i yawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <Tim-Sim> Lhopefully nobody is at the gym
21:00 <robot> ne faggots
21:22 Quit: spanish1 ([email protected]) Quit:
21:30 Join: spanish1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:44 <robot> ne faggots
22:00 <tobor> haha good 1
23:00 <partay> robot no georgeand well references please
23:42 <partay> robot no georgeand well references please
24:00 <tobor> ne fatties
24:00 <partay> hopefully that spastic laid down on some railway tracks
24:00 <robot> lol, did he say that?
24:00 <spanish1> i lay track down
24:00 <spanish1> i has lots of hair
24:00 <robot> okay.
24:00 <spanish1> hi ameeeeeliaaaa my fwennnnnnn
24:06 <partay> hopefully that spastic laid down on some railway tracks
24:08 <robot> lol, did he say that?
24:34 <spanish1> i lay track down
24:41 <spanish1> i has lots of hair
24:48 <robot> okay.
24:55 <spanish1> hi ameeeeeliaaaa my fwennnnnnn
25:00 <partay> later rbot
25:00 <Tim-Sim> Going to pump some iron
25:00 <tobor> catchya partay
25:00 <tobor> take it easy.  and if she's easy, take her twice!
25:00 <partay> he has hair like pubes
25:11 * spanish1 slaps g around a bit with a large trout
25:30 <partay> he has hair like pubes
26:00 <spanish1> i do lots n lots a hair
26:42 <spanish1> i do lots n lots a hair
27:00 <DVS> Tim-Sim which gym?
27:00 <\> its hard for me to masturbate with you guys talking
27:00 <spanish1> fap fap fap fap
27:00 <\> hehe
27:17 <\> its hard for me to masturbate with you guys talking
27:37 <spanish1> fap fap fap fap
27:42 <\> hehe
28:00 <Agent> LOL Picard
28:00 <Agent> I just put a TNG episode on this minute
28:00 <Tim-Sim> Look mate, I'd tell you but you know what it is like here. Some one will stalk me and I just can't have that.
28:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
28:00 <couleurs> how many coffees u had 2 day \ 
28:00 <spanish1> trump gonna start nucear war and look for aster eggs
28:00 <robot> i had 2, but i had a coke too
28:00 <spanish1> what a top pres
28:00 <couleurs> whoa robbo u wyld stallien
28:00 <slinky_J> lol@his wife having to nudge him to put his hand on his chest
28:05 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
28:06 * spanish1 slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
28:13 <couleurs> how many coffees u had 2 day \
28:20 <spanish1> trump gonna start nucear war and look for aster eggs
28:29 <robot> i had 2, but i had a coke too
28:31 <spanish1> what a top pres
28:54 <couleurs> whoa robbo u wyld stallien
28:55 <slinky_J> lol@his wife having to nudge him to put his hand on his chest
29:00 <Tim-Sim> So I am afraid that I just can't tell you. Sorry mate.
29:00 <couleurs> Star War, Star Treks... what's next
29:00 <tobor> Star Story
29:00 <Picard> gday
29:00 <spanish> u see the new trailer for next Star Wars
29:00 <tobor> Star Story - A New Movie
29:00 <tobor> ye
29:00 <Agent-StarTrek> Lol
29:00 <slinky_J> no respect
29:00 <\> 2 or 3
29:00 <couleurs> Respect Mah AwThoRetey!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <couleurs> --- ^Roshanda^ 
29:00 <robot> how many do you usually have per day colours
29:01 <slinky_J> no respect
29:35 <\> 2 or 3
29:50 <couleurs> Respect Mah AwThoRetey!!!!!!!!!
29:54 <couleurs> --- ^Roshanda^
29:54 <robot> how many do you usually have per day colours
30:00 <couleurs> Star Rats
30:00 <partay> Picard
30:00 <couleurs> Gerbils in Space
30:00 <Picard> partgay
30:00 <spanish> The game battle front 2 looks good
30:00 <Picard> what server are you lot using?
30:00 <tobor> lol
30:00 <partay> Picard are you still gross?
30:00 <Picard> yes
30:00 <spanish> Kirk
30:00 <\> aww -1 Erroneous Nickname
30:00 <couleurs> maybe 2 or 3...
30:00 <robot> fwoarrrrrrrr
30:00 <\> cool
30:08 <\> aww -1 Erroneous Nickname
30:13 <couleurs> maybe 2 or 3...
30:20 <robot> fwoarrrrrrrr
30:23 <\> cool
31:00 <Picard> can i fuck your wife partay?
31:00 <partay> Picard not with your small pathetic penis 
31:00 <Picard> mate, ill make your arse bleed when i do you
31:00 <spanish> Picard u go where no man has gone before  lol
32:00 <couleurs> lmao
32:00 <partay> lol
32:00 <tobor> o i thought u were goin partay
32:00 <steven> make sure you wear your period jocks
32:00 <MiaOneness> LOL steven
32:00 <|-> :)
32:00 <|-> ok ok
32:26 Nick: \ is now known as |-
32:29 <|-> :)
32:41 <g> mate
32:45 <g> you are using some homosexual nicks
32:54 <|-> ok ok
33:00 <spanish> partay:  is going bled bad lol
33:00 <partay> not yet robotage
33:00 <steven> geddem out
33:00 <Picard> well this place is still fucked
33:00 <steven> where is the gan?
33:00 <tobor> U r
33:00 <steven> gang
34:00 <partay> lool Picard
34:00 <robot> okay kids.  it's been fun.
34:48 <robot> okay kids. it's been fun.
34:58 Quit: robot ([email protected]) Quit: take care of cath, colours. god speed.
35:00 <partay> poor Picard
35:00 <MickTaylor> Wb breaker :)
35:00 <zoloft> :)
35:00 <zoloft> um
35:31 Nick: |- is now known as zoloft
35:33 <zoloft> :)
35:46 <zoloft> um
36:00 <Nice1> ok I can fit you in for 10 mins steveo if you wish
36:00 <couleurs> wtf some guy is using a chainsaw at 10:26pm the fuck
36:08 Nick: zoloft is now known as zeros
36:18 Join: MiaOneness ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:21 <couleurs> wtf some guy is using a chainsaw at 10:26pm the fuck
37:00 <couleurs> Hi Mia 
37:00 <MiaOneness> Hey you
37:00 <^bozojim> hi MiaOneness
37:00 <spanish1> ho mia
37:00 <spanish1> i poo myself
37:00 <spanish1> can u wipe for me
37:00 <spanish1> i has wet wipes
37:00 <spanish1> and glove for you
37:04 <couleurs> Hi Mia
37:14 <MiaOneness> Hey you
37:18 <^bozojim> hi MiaOneness
37:22 <spanish1> ho mia
37:26 <spanish1> i poo myself
37:32 <spanish1> can u wipe for me
37:37 <spanish1> i has wet wipes
37:42 <spanish1> and glove for you
38:00 <steven> nah
38:00 <steven> i'll be right
38:00 <Nice1> are you going to behave?
38:00 <steven> i do as i please
38:00 <steven> shut the fuck up you ugly old man
38:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ ^bozojim 
38:00 <slower> spanish why do you let that sick tossa use your laptop :)
38:00 <steven> hi mia
38:00 <slower> sick+o
38:26 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ ^bozojim
38:39 <slower> spanish why do you let that sick tossa use your laptop :)
38:55 <steven> hi mia
38:56 <slower> sick+o
39:00 <steven> and pluck them eyebrows
39:00 <Nice1> but I like my eye brows
39:00 <partay> picard... hows life in the poor house
39:00 <Nice1> who are you to tell me what I should do with them
39:00 <spanish1> what chu say
39:00 <spanish1> tozza good man
39:00 <spanish1> top person in melbourne
39:00 <spanish1> slower is slow like retard
39:00 <slower> lol
39:00 <spanish1> XP
39:00 <slower> talk about self praise
39:00 <spanish1> yes slower move quicker
39:00 <spanish1> just some advice
39:00 <spanish1> eh eh eh eh
39:03 <spanish1> what chu say
39:08 <spanish1> tozza good man
39:14 <spanish1> top person in melbourne
39:21 <spanish1> slower is slow like retard
39:23 <slower> lol
39:34 <spanish1> XP
39:35 <slower> talk about self praise
39:35 Mode: (by tozza) +v spanish1
39:43 <spanish1> yes slower move quicker
39:46 <spanish1> just some advice
39:59 <spanish1> eh eh eh eh
40:00 <Picard> no idea partay
40:00 <Nice1> and im not ugly..dont know where you get that from
40:00 <steven> i got that from your picture
40:00 <partay> nice1 pic 
40:00 <partay> kgo
40:00 <steven> he looks around 40-50 big bushy eyebrows
40:00 <partay> john howard
40:00 <Nice1> yeah but you dont get it.. I dont care what you think
40:00 <spanish1> who wipe my bumbum
40:04 <spanish1> who wipe my bumbum
40:31 Nick: zeros is now known as ZEROS
40:39 Quit: frayedknot ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
40:43 Quit: ynnoB ([email protected]) Connection closed
41:00 <steven> yeah
41:00 <steven> thats what i called him when he posted it
41:00 <steven> HAHA
41:00 <Nice1> I dont know why you keep bringing it up
41:00 <steven> shut up johnny
41:00 <Nice1> I dont care what you think...I have self worth
41:00 <Nice1> want some?
41:00 <Nice1> hewheheh
41:00 <steven> you have nothing
41:00 <steven> you work at iga
41:00 <Nice1> yes I do!
41:00 <steven> the house where you took the picture looked like a dump
41:00 <steven> so dont talk rubbish to me son
41:00 <Nice1> seen it have you?
41:00 <az> mmm trout
41:16 * spanish1 slaps MiaOneness around a bit with a large trout
41:19 Nick: ZEROS is now known as az
41:24 <az> mmm trout
42:00 <Nice1> lol
42:00 <steven> i seen the background
42:00 <steven> it looked like a shit house
42:00 <Nice1> you dont know shit 
42:00 <steven> post it again
42:00 <steven> bet you got no balls
42:00 <Nice1> ok now you are getting really boring
42:09 * az slaps spanish1 around a bit with a large trout
42:14 * az slaps MiaOneness around a bit with a large trout
43:00 Quit: steven ([email protected]) EOF from client
43:00 <Nice1> I am bored
43:00 <Nice1> seven you are TooBoring for IRc
43:00 <Nice1> back on ignore you go
43:00 <steven> thanks
43:00 <steven> oldman
43:00 <spanish1> eat fish g
43:00 <spanish1> not that silly for azza jackoff porn g
43:00 <spanish1> u dirty guy
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43:11 * spanish1 slaps g around a bit with a large trout
43:13 Nick: LoLzOrS is now known as steven
43:14 <spanish1> eat fish g
43:15 Quit: steven ([email protected]) Changing hosts
43:15 Join: steven ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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43:53 <spanish1> not that silly for azza jackoff porn g
43:58 <spanish1> u dirty guy
44:00 <Nice1> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list ( get some material zzzz) 
44:00 <Nice1> hehehehe
44:00 <Picard> partay whats your snapchat
44:00 <steven> your ignore is shit
44:00 <Nice1> 3?
44:00 <partay> you want to see a pic of my wife Picard?
44:00 <Nice1> ok
44:00 <Picard> no, you
44:00 <az> i wanna stsy home forever
44:00 <az> i wanna stay home forever
44:29 <az> i wanna stsy home forever
44:34 <az> i wanna stay home forever
44:44 Quit: poro ([email protected]) Quit:
45:00 <steven> LoL
45:00 <partay> youve seen apic of me champ
45:00 <partay> remember... then you went and bought that dream catcher
45:00 <Picard> cmon dude, i want to snap you.
45:00 <Nice1>  Added *!*steven@*.bigpond.net.au to ignore list (evading ignore is dumb and stupid)
45:00 <spanish1> g is dirty man
45:53 <spanish1> g is dirty man
46:00 <spanish1> watch azza jack off
46:00 <Nice1> hehe dick brain
46:00 <partay> Picard i am better than you in every aspect of life x 10 fold 
46:00 <spanish1> watch azza jack off 
48:00 <Picard> oh please
48:00 <steven> where is nice1? isnt iga shut?!?!?
48:00 <az> but what if i make a fudgie?
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48:30 <g> lollllllll
48:35 <steven> where is nice1? isnt iga shut?!?!?
48:44 <az> but what if i make a fudgie?
48:56 <g> his on camfrog
49:00 <Nice1> where ya been picard..the ops have been missed you
49:00 <Picard> busy
49:00 <President_Trump> props tho
49:00 <MickTaylor> In jail
49:00 <partay> busy.. hahahah
49:00 <Nice1> heh
49:00 <MickTaylor> For kiddie offenses
49:00 <partay> 12 hours days 
49:00 <partay> lulz 
49:00 <spanish1> anyone see the sudo homo gang that bashed the autistic boy on the bus
49:00 <spanish1> fukin send em spanish house i sort the lot of them freddo frogs
49:00 <az> i should change my name to a chick name and see how many pms i get
49:04 <spanish1> anyone see the sudo homo gang that bashed the autistic boy on the bus
49:22 <spanish1> fukin send em spanish house i sort the lot of them freddo frogs
49:56 <az> i should change my name to a chick name and see how many pms i get
50:00 <Picard> expanding the business
50:00 <Nice1> carpet business wasnt it?
50:00 <partay> manual labour
50:00 <partay> shudder 
50:00 <partay> clean that shit
50:00 <Picard> nope Nice1
51:00 <Nice1> airconditioners?
51:00 <Picard> lol @ manual labour
51:00 <Picard> nope Nice1
51:00 <Nice1> oh
51:00 <Nice1> your buddy dave has been into visit lately
51:00 <Nice1> Picard
52:00 <spanish> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/n3Dfefo7/IMG_0321.PNG
52:00 <President_Trump> time to cook some eggs, chop the tops off and dunk toast in them lolllllllllllllllllllll
52:00 <spanish1> then jack off to your evil plan
52:00 <spanish1> like azza
52:00 <az> :>
52:00 <Amy> :)
52:00 <Amy> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
52:00 <spanish1> ew
52:00 <Amy> bourbon
52:00 <spanish1> :P
52:00 <spanish1> weed is retro
52:08 <spanish1> then jack off to your evil plan
52:15 <spanish1> like azza
52:19 <az> :>
52:26 Nick: az is now known as Amy
52:34 <Amy> :)
52:37 <Amy> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
52:40 <spanish1> ew
52:40 <Amy> bourbon
52:46 <spanish1> :P
52:53 Nick: Amy is now known as sally
52:55 <spanish1> weed is retro
53:00 <sally> ah
53:00 <sally> ah
54:00 <steven> who wants Nice1's picture ?
54:00 <partay> or picards 
54:00 <sally> i think i need to make it even more enticing
54:00 <MiaOneness> hi steven
54:00 <spanish1> hi mia
54:00 <MiaOneness> hi spanish1
54:00 <spanish1> u no say hello to me
54:29 <sally> i think i need to make it even more enticing
54:33 <MiaOneness> hi steven
54:48 <spanish1> hi mia
55:00 <partay> for the laffs
55:00 <MiaOneness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53n2LeCU-Go
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tupac Shakur-In The Air Tonight remix (ft. Phil Collins) (Jul 12, 2007) Length: 5:21 - Category: Music - 2,521,700 views views - 7,742 likes (96.4%), 285 dislikes (3.6%)
55:00 <spanish1> :(
55:00 <spanish1> only steven
55:00 <MiaOneness> sorry I said to all i could see.. was getting read
55:00 <MiaOneness> ready*
55:00 <spanish1> i see how it is
55:00 <MiaOneness> heh :D
55:00 <spanish1> veronica is romeo
55:21 <MiaOneness> hi spanish1
55:21 <spanish1> u no say hello to me
55:21 <spanish1> :(
55:21 <spanish1> only steven
55:22 <MiaOneness> sorry I said to all i could see.. was getting read
55:22 <MiaOneness> ready*
55:22 <spanish1> i see how it is
55:22 <MiaOneness> heh :D
55:37 Nick: sally is now known as \veronica-23-female
55:50 Nick: \veronica-23-female is now known as \victoria-23-female
55:52 <spanish1> veronica is romeo
55:59 <spanish1> so is vic
56:00 <spanish1> so is vic
56:00 <spanish1> all same man
56:00 <\victoria-23-female> ah but who is romeo?
56:00 <\victoria-23-female> :)
56:00 <spanish1> u  
56:00 <spanish1> annoying
56:00 <\victoria-23-female> aww
56:00 <\victoria-23-female> okay
56:00 <spanish1> yeh
56:00 <\victoria-23-female> hehe
56:00 <spanish1> trump gives gobbies for a fiver
56:00 <\victoria-23-female> i like the name Susan
56:04 <spanish1> all same man
56:04 <\victoria-23-female> ah but who is romeo?
56:08 <\victoria-23-female> :)
56:11 <spanish1> u
56:13 <spanish1> annoying
56:17 <\victoria-23-female> aww
56:21 <\victoria-23-female> okay
56:22 <spanish1> yeh
56:27 <\victoria-23-female> hehe
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56:54 <spanish1> trump gives gobbies for a fiver
56:55 <\victoria-23-female> i like the name Susan
57:00 <President_Trump> Nice1 are u flooding irc again?
57:00 <Nice1> dont be so silly trump
57:55 Nick: \victoria-23-female is now known as \Susan-23-female
58:00 <\Susan-23-female> --
58:04 * spanish1 slaps \Susan-23-female around a bit with a large trout
58:15 * \Susan-23-female has sex with the trout
58:58 <\Susan-23-female> --
00:00 <\Susan-23-female> monica?
00:00 <\Susan-23-female> um
00:00 <\Susan-23-female> i need to look up a list of possible female names on google
00:00 <\Susan-23-female> brb
00:19 <\Susan-23-female> monica?
00:22 <\Susan-23-female> um
00:45 <\Susan-23-female> i need to look up a list of possible female names on google
00:53 <\Susan-23-female> brb
01:00 <Blyke> hello
01:05 * \Susan-23-female slaps \Susan-23-female around a bit with a large trout
01:30 Join: Blyke ([email protected]) to #melbourne
01:48 <Blyke> hello
01:58 Join: Nice1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:00 <slinky_J> Picard is your dick still small as a baby carrot?
02:00 <slinky_J> lol@jen raging
02:00 <Blyke> hi Nice1
02:00 <spanish1> hi blyke
02:00 <\Susan-23-female> http://www.babynames.net/girl
02:00 <\Susan-23-female> yes
02:00 <\Susan-23-female> :)
02:00 <Nice1> hi Blyke
02:00 <Blyke> u want a baby \Susan-23-female?
02:00 <steven> hi Nice1
02:16 <Blyke> hi Nice1
02:19 <spanish1> hi blyke
02:20 <\Susan-23-female> http://www.babynames.net/girl
02:23 <\Susan-23-female> yes
02:25 <\Susan-23-female> :)
02:27 <Nice1> hi Blyke
02:44 <Blyke> u want a baby \Susan-23-female?
02:46 <steven> hi Nice1
03:00 <\Susan-23-female> sure why not
03:00 <^Roshanda^> oops
03:00 <Picard> joshua go bash your mother, its what you do best
03:00 <slinky_J> yer stop raping people bro
03:00 <slinky_J> Picard I've moved on to bashing grandmothers
03:00 <\Susan-23-female> sure why not
03:00 <Blyke> cool
03:00 <Nice1> hehe
03:00 <Nice1> `voice
03:07 <Blyke> cool
03:08 <Nice1> hehe
03:34 <Nice1> `voice
03:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nice1
04:00 <Picard> thats no surprise you scum cunt
04:00 <slinky_J> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> how r ya?
04:00 <slinky_J> are u good daddy
04:00 <Nice1> what will you call it
04:46 <Nice1> what will you call it
05:00 <partay> lol
05:00 <Nice1> aww
05:00 <partay> out
05:00 <partay> be gone 
05:00 <slinky_J> oh way to put a dent in my night
05:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
05:00 <slinky_J> fat faggot
05:00 <MickTaylor> He was warned by his parole officer
05:00 <MickTaylor> Not to discuss "daddy" situations
05:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHA MickTaylor
05:00 <slinky_J> lmfao
05:00 <slinky_J> ^5
05:00 <\Susan-23-female> thats what i gotta figure out
05:00 <Nice1> give it a go
05:05 <\Susan-23-female> thats what i gotta figure out
05:31 <Nice1> give it a go
06:00 <slinky_J> fkns ex offenders
06:00 <slinky_J> ey can u unban me man looooolll
06:00 <slinky_J> rape ya
06:00 <slinky_J> god forbid I want to talk to somebody about dieting again
06:00 <Kelevra> lol@ eddie
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06:34 <Kelevra> lol@ eddie
07:00 <MickTaylor> I only have level 1
07:00 <MickTaylor> Cuz steven is a faggot
07:00 <Nice1> thats why its on perm ignore
07:00 <Nice1> he cannot learn how to behave
07:00 <slinky_J> LOOOOL
07:00 <spanish1> there was a big dirty pube in my keyboard
07:00 <spanish1> hehe
07:00 <oeuvre> hey 
07:00 <spanish1> windows 98SE
07:00 <oeuvre> sexiest OS ever
07:00 <blykelag> lols
07:00 <blykelag> hi Amy
07:00 <Nice1> Amy - aromeo
07:17 <spanish1> there was a big dirty pube in my keyboard
07:17 <spanish1> hehe
07:26 Join: oeuvre ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:27 <oeuvre> hey
07:40 <spanish1> windows 98SE
07:44 Join: blykelag ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:45 <oeuvre> sexiest OS ever
07:48 <blykelag> lols
07:48 Nick: \Susan-23-female is now known as Amy
07:56 <blykelag> hi Amy
07:59 <Nice1> Amy - aromeo
08:00 <spanish1> amy is romeo
08:00 <Nice1> that guy
08:00 <Nice1> so its the only way
08:00 <slinky_J> she is nuts in the head
08:00 <Nice1> I dont know how amelia put up with him for so long
08:00 <slinky_J> found a pic of her on my laptop yesterday lol
08:00 <spanish1> amy is romeo
08:00 <oeuvre> is MiaOneness around
08:00 <spanish1> lol
08:00 <blykelag> no shit
08:00 <spanish1> austnets princess
08:00 <Amy> hehe
08:00 <Amy> im so fucked
08:00 <blykelag> amy i love u
08:00 <blykelag> cool
08:00 <Amy> aww :)
08:00 <Nice1> lol
08:00 <spanish1> ha gayyy
08:00 <Nice1> no self esteem detected
08:00 <oeuvre> i don't knwo amy but i hope she's a nice person]
08:00 <oeuvre> or he. you never know these days
08:02 <oeuvre> is MiaOneness around
08:06 <spanish1> lol
08:07 <blykelag> no shit
08:10 <spanish1> austnets princess
08:12 Quit: Blyke ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
08:20 <Amy> hehe
08:27 <Amy> im so fucked
08:27 <blykelag> amy i love u
08:33 <blykelag> cool
08:35 <Amy> aww :)
08:37 <Nice1> lol
08:43 <spanish1> ha gayyy
08:45 <Nice1> no self esteem detected
08:50 <oeuvre> i don't knwo amy but i hope she's a nice person]
08:55 <oeuvre> or he. you never know these days
09:00 <slinky_J> was deleting movie files
09:00 <partay> slinky_J is your pc ok
09:00 <MickTaylor> Of who?
09:00 <partay> did it get infected
09:00 <slinky_J> amelia
09:00 <couleurs> hi Amy beautifuel nicknaem u got their
09:00 <oeuvre> or maybe i am using the wrong pronoun?
09:00 <oeuvre> what if amy identifies as gender-neutral?
09:00 <blykelag> once an amy said she would kiss me
09:00 <blykelag> lols
09:00 <blykelag> no shit
09:02 <couleurs> hi Amy beautifuel nicknaem u got their
09:04 <oeuvre> or maybe i am using the wrong pronoun?
09:15 <oeuvre> what if amy identifies as gender-neutral?
09:31 <blykelag> once an amy said she would kiss me
09:34 <blykelag> lols
09:51 <blykelag> no shit
10:00 <slinky_J> it got a yeast infection
10:00 <Student> Greetings
10:00 <MiaOneness> yes oeuvre
10:00 <blykelag> i have a memory for women i think are hot
10:00 <blykelag> lols
10:00 <oeuvre> hi mia! how've you been
10:00 <oeuvre> y'all familiar with bells beach
10:12 Join: Student ([email protected]) to #melbourne
10:14 <Student> Greetings
10:15 <MiaOneness> yes oeuvre
10:20 <blykelag> i have a memory for women i think are hot
10:26 <blykelag> lols
10:27 Mode: (by tozza) +v blykelag
10:43 <oeuvre> hi mia! how've you been
10:59 <oeuvre> y'all familiar with bells beach
11:00 <Tim-Sim> It's 11:11 MiaOneness 
11:00 <MiaOneness> it is too... 4:11pm here, but it is
11:00 <MiaOneness> pretty good, just waiting to go to the mall for some stuff!
11:00 <oeuvre> \o/
11:00 <MiaOneness> they have a brand called tally-weijl here .. want to see their stock for spring
11:00 <blykelag> lol coffee
11:00 <Kelevra> so this is the dregs
11:13 <MiaOneness> pretty good, just waiting to go to the mall for some stuff!
11:29 <oeuvre> \o/
11:30 Mode: (by tozza) +v oeuvre
11:33 * oeuvre hugs
11:42 <MiaOneness> they have a brand called tally-weijl here .. want to see their stock for spring
11:44 * blykelag runs off
11:49 <blykelag> lol coffee
11:59 <Kelevra> so this is the dregs
12:00 <MiaOneness> make a wish Tim
12:00 <\alienatedromeo> fuck i almost killed myself today
12:00 <Tim-Sim> I didn't
12:00 <MiaOneness> doesnt matter, you dont need to. next time do it though.
12:00 <Tim-Sim> I mean I did 
12:00 <Tim-Sim> Damn autospell
12:00 <oeuvre> swiss brand
12:00 <{`o`}^{`o`}> lols
12:00 <MiaOneness> yeah.. and Bershka.. clothes are better in EU
12:00 <MiaOneness> and ZARA
12:12 * Kelevra coughs
12:13 Nick: Amy is now known as alienated
12:16 <oeuvre> swiss brand
12:20 Nick: blykelag is now known as {`o`}^{`o`}
12:24 <{`o`}^{`o`}> lols
12:30 <MiaOneness> yeah.. and Bershka.. clothes are better in EU
12:35 * {`o`}^{`o`} is watching you
12:53 <MiaOneness> and ZARA
13:00 <MiaOneness> Ah, good...
13:00 <MiaOneness> now youre trendy :D
13:00 <MiaOneness> Summers coming soon.. woot woot!
13:00 <Tim-Sim> I said, 11:11, I must go to the gym
13:00 <spanish> MiaOneness:  is 11:11 your favourite numbers lol
13:00 <MiaOneness> are you big?
13:00 <oeuvre> my sister likes zara
13:00 <MiaOneness> ah theres ZARA in Aus then?
13:00 <alienated> im watching you too
13:00 <oeuvre> MiaOneness: i'm in USA :P
13:04 <oeuvre> my sister likes zara
13:08 * alienated slaps {`o`}^{`o`} around a bit with a large trout
13:16 <MiaOneness> ah theres ZARA in Aus then?
13:17 <alienated> im watching you too
13:21 Quit: Kelevra ([email protected]) Quit:
13:58 <oeuvre> MiaOneness: i'm in USA :P
14:00 <MiaOneness> 11 is , yes
14:00 <MiaOneness> i like 22:22 too though
14:00 <Tim-Sim> Then you said make a wish, so I made a wash but I am not sure if it was still 11:11
14:00 <MiaOneness> all the quadriplts
14:00 <Tim-Sim> Big?
14:00 <MiaOneness> are you heavy?
14:00 <steven> she is talking about the penis area
14:00 <MiaOneness> Nah Im not steven lol
14:00 <steven> im 71kgs
14:00 <beagle> same
14:00 <MiaOneness> oh , fair enough.. you got everyting there
14:00 <President_Trump> got a great president
14:00 <oeuvre> would be nice if we had you there!
14:00 <oeuvre> Imam President_Trump 
14:00 <MiaOneness> Nah..The only place that itnerests me there is Phoenix :D
14:00 <President_Trump> whys that do u like mexicans?
14:12 <MiaOneness> oh , fair enough.. you got everyting there
14:21 <President_Trump> got a great president
14:23 <oeuvre> would be nice if we had you there!
14:37 <oeuvre> Imam President_Trump
14:42 Quit: spanish ([email protected]) Quit:
14:43 <MiaOneness> Nah..The only place that itnerests me there is Phoenix :D
14:55 <President_Trump> whys that do u like mexicans?
14:58 Nick: spanish1 is now known as spanish
15:00 <steven> im massive
15:00 <spanish> Talking about his gut lol
15:00 <beagle> im not .
15:00 <steven> lols
15:00 <MiaOneness> 71 is good steven, seen your body, looks decent
15:00 <\alienatedromeo> who has big boobs?
15:00 <steven> show me your body now
15:00 <steven> dont be shy
15:00 <MiaOneness> ill take a pic later, but i have photos of my body on instagram.. its just a nomral curvy body
15:00 <steven> i wont judge 
15:00 <MiaOneness> Not interested in seeing NYC, Disney, or any other commerical area
15:00 <President_Trump> why not go to Montana then
15:00 <oeuvre> NYC sucks
15:00 <oeuvre> but phoenix is a random place to want to visit... why do you want to go there?
15:00 <MiaOneness> Just looked it up when I was HelpX.net .. and wanted to go fruit picking there
15:00 <MiaOneness> Just random idea.. I think those best
15:01 <MiaOneness> Not interested in seeing NYC, Disney, or any other commerical area
15:11 <President_Trump> why not go to Montana then
15:21 <oeuvre> NYC sucks
15:31 <oeuvre> but phoenix is a random place to want to visit... why do you want to go there?
15:51 <MiaOneness> Just looked it up when I was HelpX.net .. and wanted to go fruit picking there
15:57 <MiaOneness> Just random idea.. I think those best
16:00 <steven> no bra plz
16:00 <steven> thanks
16:00 <MiaOneness> i use to be thin, now im curvy
16:00 <steven> haha
16:00 <MiaOneness> LOL steven
16:00 <steven> geddem out!
16:00 <MiaOneness> nah
16:00 <spanish> Curvy is good  hehe
16:00 <steven> no balls
16:00 <MiaOneness> yeah, im happy wiht my body minus stretch marks
16:00 <steven> after a kid
16:00 <steven> everyone gets em
16:00 <MiaOneness> yeah i know they ugly though
16:00 <MiaOneness> The area in photos looked nice.. Why not
16:00 <President_Trump> when will u go fruit picking in phoenix?
16:00 <MiaOneness> Not for a long while
16:00 <MiaOneness> Cant leave Cyprus for 5 years
16:06 <MiaOneness> The area in photos looked nice.. Why not
16:43 <President_Trump> when will u go fruit picking in phoenix?
16:51 <MiaOneness> Not for a long while
16:58 <MiaOneness> Cant leave Cyprus for 5 years
17:00 <\alienatedromeo> i'd die to have stretch marks
17:00 <steven> kekeekkeee
17:00 <slinky_J> body builders gettem
17:00 <steven> do it babe
17:00 <MiaOneness> nah steven babe
17:00 <slinky_J> its how wrecked the tummy is that matters
17:00 <slinky_J> like yuk
17:00 <slinky_J> flab
17:00 <steven> hahahaaha
17:00 <steven> WEAK!
17:00 <slinky_J> and a pussy like a volcano top
17:00 <slinky_J> exploding with shredded mess
17:00 <President_Trump> why not?
17:00 <President_Trump> u can go sooner than that if u kill your mother
17:00 <MiaOneness> Government shit
17:00 <MiaOneness> Thats not very nice President_Trump
17:00 <MiaOneness> She does her bit
17:00 <oeuvre> what if i visit cyprus and "kidnap" you what will they do about it
17:00 <couleurs> are you telling me our date at Mad Moose pizza place is delayed now Mia.......
17:00 <President_Trump> u can murder her for fighting over a schnitzel
17:04 <President_Trump> why not?
17:14 <President_Trump> u can go sooner than that if u kill your mother
17:17 <MiaOneness> Government shit
17:27 Join: styxs ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:28 <MiaOneness> Thats not very nice President_Trump
17:34 <MiaOneness> She does her bit
17:34 Join: spanish_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:52 <oeuvre> what if i visit cyprus and "kidnap" you what will they do about it
17:52 <couleurs> are you telling me our date at Mad Moose pizza place is delayed now Mia.......
17:55 <President_Trump> u can murder her for fighting over a schnitzel
18:00 Nick: spanish_ is now known as Spanish[Mobile]
18:00 <MiaOneness> the rest of me is alright, just have reservations about my belly
18:00 <MiaOneness> cant wear a crop top anymore, but then again
18:00 <slinky_J> do sit ups
18:00 <MiaOneness> if i was wearing that at 35 thered be a problem
18:00 <slinky_J> do like ten sit ups ten crunches
18:00 <MiaOneness> its not a big belly thats the issue
18:00 <slinky_J> then never do em again
18:00 <MiaOneness> its the white faint lines
18:00 <slinky_J> eat sum cheese m8
18:00 <\alienatedromeo> over eating is a great way to die
18:00 <slinky_J> so is a bullet in the brain
18:00 <slinky_J> dyin bro
18:00 <MiaOneness> Yea.. but I urge you to go alone couleurs
18:00 <MiaOneness> Ramon Chicken one.. just rmeember that.. Youll love it :D Cant stress it enough
18:00 <MiaOneness> LOL oeuvre... nothing, they dont care
18:09 <MiaOneness> Yea.. but I urge you to go alone couleurs
18:32 <MiaOneness> Ramon Chicken one.. just rmeember that.. Youll love it :D Cant stress it enough
18:42 Quit: steven ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by LoLzOrS)
18:49 <MiaOneness> LOL oeuvre... nothing, they dont care
18:51 Mode: (by tozza) -v Nice1
19:00 <spanish> At least u die loving what u doing
19:00 <slinky_J> oi steven unban me bro
19:00 <slinky_J> fkn slag anotherirc3r
19:00 <steven> done
19:00 <slinky_J> thx bro
19:00 <steven> you know you can unban yourself
19:00 <slinky_J> can i?
19:00 <slinky_J> i dunno man sounds awful technical ay
19:00 <oeuvre> ok so let's do this!
19:00 <couleurs> ok fine but maybe ^Roshanda^ will want to go (as a friend)
19:00 <MiaOneness> Yes take a friend, of course, pizzas are big there and filling
19:00 <slower> MiaOneness would it be too much to explain why you cant leave?
19:00 <MiaOneness> I thought thats what mirc was about.. friend meetups...why stress (as a friend)...ah mirc has changed
19:16 <oeuvre> ok so let's do this!
19:21 <couleurs> ok fine but maybe ^Roshanda^ will want to go (as a friend)
19:36 <MiaOneness> Yes take a friend, of course, pizzas are big there and filling
19:55 <slower> MiaOneness would it be too much to explain why you cant leave?
19:57 <MiaOneness> I thought thats what mirc was about.. friend meetups...why stress (as a friend)...ah mirc has changed
19:59 * oeuvre stuffs #melbourne with pizza
20:00 <steven> register ur nickname
20:00 <oeuvre> *AMERICAN* pizza :D
20:00 <Student> a lot of lines from MiaOneness 
20:00 <Student> i hope every thing is ALLRIGHT there
20:00 <MiaOneness> Yes slower.. ive explained other times.. Cant be bothered getting into it.. just red tape protocols
20:00 <oeuvre> we are having a pleasant conversation
20:00 <slower> ok
20:10 <oeuvre> *AMERICAN* pizza :D
20:15 <Student> a lot of lines from MiaOneness
20:20 <Student> i hope every thing is ALLRIGHT there
20:26 <MiaOneness> Yes slower.. ive explained other times.. Cant be bothered getting into it.. just red tape protocols
20:30 <oeuvre> we are having a pleasant conversation
20:37 <slower> ok
21:00 <steven> its the tranny
21:00 <staffecet> where is british meat
21:00 <slinky_J> i did just now
21:00 <amelia> convicted
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hi my fwed
21:00 <{`o`}^{`o`}> hi MiaOneness
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tootoobooboo is in the house
21:00 <slinky_J> MiaOneness amelia was talkin shit bout u behind ur back
21:00 <slinky_J> called u dam dum spic
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No she wasnt
21:09 Quit: ^matty^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:11 <amelia> convicted
21:19 <tozza[Mobile]> Hi my fwed
21:24 <{`o`}^{`o`}> hi MiaOneness
21:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Tootoobooboo is in the house
21:52 <slinky_J> MiaOneness amelia was talkin shit bout u behind ur back
21:58 <slinky_J> called u dam dum spic
21:59 <tozza[Mobile]> No she wasnt
22:00 <slinky_J> :P steven
22:00 <steven> ill give you some british meat
22:00 <staffecet> trannies are best served hot
22:00 <staffecet> better than women
22:00 <steven> you ready for a hot beef injection?
22:00 <slinky_J> whers da beefz
22:00 <steven> added ya
22:00 <Tim-Sim> MiaOneness: you want to know if I am fat?
22:00 <{`o`}^{`o`}> MiaOneness how was your day
22:00 <slower> tozza have you wiped it yet?
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your mum
22:00 <MiaOneness> I dont think so.. but even if she did.. I am fine with that.. lol
22:00 <Student> :
22:00 <Student> :)
22:00 <{`o`}^{`o`}> hi Student
22:00 <slinky_J> coz u wana root her :o
22:00 <amelia> isnt "spic" used for italians?
22:00 <MiaOneness> Good {`o`}^{`o`}... Waiting to go to the Mall
22:00 <Student> {`o`}^{`o`} :)
22:00 <slinky_J> nah
22:04 <{`o`}^{`o`}> MiaOneness how was your day
22:06 <slower> tozza have you wiped it yet?
22:20 <tozza[Mobile]> Your mum
22:21 <MiaOneness> I dont think so.. but even if she did.. I am fine with that.. lol
22:33 <Student> :
22:36 <Student> :)
22:38 <{`o`}^{`o`}> hi Student
22:39 <slinky_J> coz u wana root her :o
22:44 <amelia> isnt "spic" used for italians?
22:55 <MiaOneness> Good {`o`}^{`o`}... Waiting to go to the Mall
22:57 <Student> {`o`}^{`o`} :)
22:57 <slinky_J> nah
23:00 <MiaOneness> if u are willing to share that..
23:00 <steven> geddem out!
23:00 <slinky_J> bitch banned me from politicaldebate
23:00 <slinky_J> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
23:00 <Tim-Sim> What bithc!
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Bitch?
23:00 <steven> i'll unban ya
23:00 <slinky_J> jen
23:00 <slinky_J> lol ty man
23:00 <steven> jokes!
23:00 <Tim-Sim> Jen hasn't got ops
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <steven> hahaha i dont even join that channel
23:00 <slinky_J> oh
23:00 <slinky_J> haha
23:00 <slinky_J> who banned me
23:00 <couleurs> MiaOneness: did you make someone go to Mad Moose in cyprus alone and they were never seen again? is that why you have to stay there...
23:00 <slinky_J> south americans
23:00 <slower> slinky_J why you trying to shit-stirr
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hats blyke
23:00 <Skirmish> It's slinky_J amelia he's not very smart so stop expecting so much from him. 
23:00 <MiaOneness> Love going to the Mall.. Might get a shaker from TGI Friday
23:00 <slinky_J> latin americans
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The eyes
23:00 <slinky_J> aka spanish americans
23:00 <MiaOneness> lol couleurs... its an experience..
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not really
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Does anyone
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fart on their peers heads
23:00 <slinky_J> lol wtf did you even say that for Skirmish
23:00 <oeuvre> so the WSL, World Surf League, is one of my work's clients
23:00 <slinky_J> make some sense fool
23:00 <slinky_J> so butthurt from today
23:01 <couleurs> MiaOneness: did you make someone go to Mad Moose in cyprus alone and they were never seen again? is that why you have to stay there...
23:02 <slinky_J> south americans
23:04 <slower> slinky_J why you trying to shit-stirr
23:06 <tozza[Mobile]> Hats blyke
23:06 <Skirmish> It's slinky_J amelia he's not very smart so stop expecting so much from him.
23:07 <MiaOneness> Love going to the Mall.. Might get a shaker from TGI Friday
23:07 <slinky_J> latin americans
23:09 <tozza[Mobile]> The eyes
23:11 <slinky_J> aka spanish americans
23:22 <MiaOneness> lol couleurs... its an experience..
23:27 <tozza[Mobile]> Not really
23:32 <tozza[Mobile]> Does anyone
23:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Fart on their peers heads
23:44 <slinky_J> lol wtf did you even say that for Skirmish
23:47 <oeuvre> so the WSL, World Surf League, is one of my work's clients
23:49 <slinky_J> make some sense fool
23:54 <slinky_J> so butthurt from today
23:55 Mode: (by tozza) +v slinky_J
24:00 <steven> all the girls have access
24:00 <steven> they just have aop off
24:00 <slinky_J> girls ey
24:00 <steven> yeah grow a vadge and get instant access anywhere
24:00 <slinky_J> instant asssex
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gay sex?
24:00 <oeuvre> and sometimes I gotta work for them cutting highlights for their site and youtube
24:00 <oeuvre> right now they have an event going on at Bells Beach
24:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Gay sex?
24:06 Quit: spanish ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
24:08 <oeuvre> and sometimes I gotta work for them cutting highlights for their site and youtube
24:27 <oeuvre> right now they have an event going on at Bells Beach
25:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/GuX1h
25:00 <slinky_J> so gonna have somethin nice to eat tomoz
25:00 <slinky_J> fkn threw up 3 potatos today
25:00 <slinky_J> lol
25:00 <slinky_J> healthy eatin is a killller
26:00 <steven> he is on another network with the rest of the gang
26:00 <slinky_J> loooool g
26:00 <slinky_J> oh did they switch networks?
26:00 <steven> yea
26:00 <steven> i dont know which one it is
26:00 <slinky_J> they all grouped together and moved ay
26:00 <slinky_J> HOW SWEET
26:00 <slinky_J> rofl
26:00 <\alienatedromeo> what do you guys do at these parties?
26:00 <steven> i think its undernet
26:00 <slinky_J> too cool 4 skewl
26:00 <slinky_J> sezz the fat cow
27:00 <slinky_J> i have no life right now here i am boooiiii
27:00 <staffecet> uk is colder
27:00 <staffecet> slinky_J : good food
27:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/GuX1h
27:38 Join: Spunkyguy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:00 <steven> i got a picture of her tits
28:00 <steven> u want it ?
28:00 <steven> http://prntscr.com/exfrni
28:00 <\alienatedromeo> what do you guys do at these parties?
28:00 <slinky_J> that is a lot of processed food yo
28:00 <slinky_J> faux the wannabe painter
29:00 <slinky_J> look at me im jackson faux pollack
29:00 <slinky_J> awesome tits
29:00 <staffecet> my aunt feeding me like a sauropodomorphs
29:00 <slinky_J> tits from my nightmares
29:00 <staffecet> cant complain
29:00 <slinky_J> true
29:00 <staffecet> better than my mom she eats alot
29:00 <slinky_J> I have 3 carrots left
29:00 <\alienatedromeo> who is high?
29:32 Quit: Spunkyguy ([email protected]) Quit:
30:00 <slinky_J> and some other veg
30:00 <slinky_J> and some weetbix lol
30:00 <slinky_J> today I ate a raw carrot, 3 tatos I spewed up l8er on and a small bowl of corn and a large bowl of brussells
30:12 Nick: {`o`}^{`o`} is now known as blyke
31:00 <Tim-Sim>   Why did you call Jen a psycho? slinky_J 
31:00 <couleurs> accidentely made slinky_J and Skirmish fite again so sorry every1
31:00 <couleurs> or am i -_-
31:00 <Skirmish> lol
31:00 <Skirmish> It's not a fight at all. 
31:25 Quit: MiaOneness ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:27 <couleurs> accidentely made slinky_J and Skirmish fite again so sorry every1
31:44 <couleurs> or am i -_-
31:49 <Skirmish> lol
31:57 <Skirmish> It's not a fight at all.
32:00 <slinky_J> because she went psycho at me in pm because I was talking to MickTaylor about dieting in politicaldebate last week
32:00 <staffecet> https://chaturbate.com/greatexploder/
32:00 <staffecet> for you slinky_J
32:00 <steven> next victim
32:00 <slinky_J> HOW CAN YOU TALK TO HIM UNO WHAT HE DID TO ME
32:00 <slinky_J> i had no idea what she was talkin about
32:00 <slinky_J> coz last time i talked to her i was drunk
32:00 <slinky_J> looool
32:00 <slinky_J> aaaaahahaha
32:00 <slinky_J> like wtf r u goin off at me 4
32:00 <steven> https://chaturbate.com/tranny-cams for you staffecet
32:00 <\alienatedromeo> who is high?
32:00 <couleurs> place ya bets boys!!!!!!
32:09 <couleurs> place ya bets boys!!!!!!
32:53 <amelia> verbal, Skirmish
32:58 <amelia> physical, slinky
33:00 <Tim-Sim> Oh
33:00 <staffecet> yeah
33:00 <slinky_J> anyway if she was raped she wouldnt be online in the same chatroom as her rapist
33:00 <staffecet> check them out boys
33:00 <slinky_J> cry wolf
33:00 <staffecet> enjoy life
33:00 <\alienatedromeo> https://cdn.meme.am/images/600x600/9841687/quagmire-internet-porn.jpg
33:00 <slinky_J> women like that ruin mens lives Tim-Sim
33:00 <staffecet> women are real man
33:00 <staffecet> literally
33:00 <\alienatedromeo> i ate a really nice big burger today
33:34 Part: alienated ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:48 <couleurs> mental, slinky
34:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/GuX1h i had two pizza
34:00 <staffecet> cooking snappers
34:00 <staffecet> 8 pound for 4 fille
34:00 <steven> alot of people from austnet banged her
34:00 <steven> she went on a perth sex tour
34:00 <steven> even breaker banged her
34:21 Mode: (by tozza) -v slinky_J
34:43 <amelia> lollll
34:44 <President_Trump> robust discussion
34:51 Mode: (by tozza) -v oeuvre
35:00 <slinky_J> looool
35:00 <staffecet> girls love a cock now n then
35:00 <slinky_J> obsession
35:00 <slinky_J> she is fkn boring, stupid and ugly to boot
35:00 <slinky_J> maybe she's ur kinda girl bro
35:00 <slinky_J> if you like the kinda girl would put the bag over her own head 4 ya hahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
35:22 <slinky_J> loooooooooooooooool
35:27 <slinky_J> it's hilarious
35:40 <slinky_J> this guy that props himself up on irc acting all tough yet http://i66.tinypic.com/2emkbc4.jpg
35:42 <slinky_J> that's him!
35:57 <Skirmish> Isn't there a rule about posting peoples personal stuff?
35:59 <slinky_J> Fat faggot lollypop crossing guard lookin' motherfucker
36:00 <slinky_J> breaker got it in bro
36:00 <slinky_J> i bet his penis had an anxiety fkn attack
36:00 <slinky_J> fainted
36:00 <slinky_J> at the gaping hole of wonder before it
36:00 <staffecet> 560gm 4 snappers
36:01 <slinky_J> funny as fuck
36:04 Quit: g ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
36:07 <oeuvre> rude
36:10 <slinky_J> lol!
36:14 <couleurs> `kick slinky_J TIME OUT
36:15 <slinky_J> fuck you talkin about
36:25 <slinky_J> ppl posting up Agents pic for days
36:40 Join: Spunkyguy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:55 <couleurs> yea but he used to do parkour didn't you hear
37:00 <staffecet> wish i could eat with 4 ladyboys then have a sex party
37:00 <slinky_J> whut
37:00 <slinky_J> dont say that around tozza
37:00 <slinky_J> ;) jokes
37:00 <staffecet> cum juice on each other we are mates from work!
37:00 <\alienatedromeo> im sick of sex
37:03 <slinky_J> there's a legal term for that, I forget, but it states that because it's already been done, and gone unpunished and nobody cared, it can be done again. Law bro
37:04 Mode: (by tozza) +v slinky_J
37:05 <Student> he is just doing his job
37:30 <slinky_J> anyway you posted your pic in a public channel
37:36 <slinky_J> so you don't reserve the right to complain. bam
37:39 <Skirmish> That's not the link I posted.
37:47 <Skirmish> I took the link down.
37:49 <slinky_J> Slinky J. Esquire, Attorny At Law
37:54 <Skirmish> You have saved it to continue spreading it.
38:00 <\alienatedromeo> it repulses me
38:00 <staffecet> you having a sweet life bru
38:00 <spanish> Really whys that
38:03 <slinky_J> posted the pic in a public channel I said
38:06 <slinky_J> same difference
38:10 <Skirmish> Probably in the same spot you've been keeping pictures of my son.
38:19 <slinky_J> don't have pics of your son
38:21 <slinky_J> President_Trump did
38:24 <slinky_J> or at least from a site
38:28 <slinky_J> take that up with him.
38:29 <Skirmish> Nah I don't believe that for a second.
38:35 <slinky_J> ..
38:57 <Skirmish> You're a beta ... this is what you do when you think you've got an angle on someone that is clearly superior to you.
38:58 <President_Trump> the first i saw of any pics of Skirmish's kid was when slinky_J started spamming them all over austnet
39:00 <oeuvre> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2rox2njKjA
39:00 <staffecet> alienromeo you sell gelato
39:00 <\alienatedromeo> ahh
39:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS (Nov 9, 2016) Length: 0:06 - Category: Comedy - 368,157 views views - 6,691 likes (99.3%), 47 dislikes (0.7%)
39:06 <slinky_J> a beta?
39:07 <slinky_J> lol
39:14 <slinky_J> President_Trump don't talk shit man
39:27 <slinky_J> you posted a link in my pm telling me it was skirmish and to post it because itd piss him off
39:27 <couleurs> yea, slinky_J is a bigger gossip queen than President_Trump 4 sure
39:31 <Skirmish> It's ok trump I have long had the measure of the type of scumbag that slinky_J is.
39:34 <slinky_J> i did but what you didnt tell me was that it was his kid
39:36 <slinky_J> so dont talk shit bro
39:42 <slinky_J> tryin to cover up ur tracks
39:42 <Skirmish> He threatened a girls newborn
39:45 <slinky_J> man up
39:51 <Skirmish> He is a piece of shit.
39:52 <slinky_J> lol ur cut as Skirmish
39:54 <slinky_J> now ur raging
39:54 Quit: oeuvre ([email protected]) Quit: May the stars shine down on you.
40:00 <slinky_J> millionaire matchmaker looooooooool
40:00 <slinky_J> souless ppl
40:01 <slinky_J> you're happy if you piss me off
40:03 <Skirmish> What about?
40:04 <slinky_J> BUT YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT
40:06 <slinky_J> cry baby
40:17 <President_Trump> slinky_J its not cool to post pics of someones kid all over austnet
40:59 Join: alienated ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:00 <\alienatedromeo> pushing you away away from me
41:00 <\alienatedromeo> :)
41:01 <slinky_J> atm all i can find is this
41:03 <slinky_J> <President_Trump> http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/K0JkUBl.jpg
41:03 <slinky_J> http://i.imgur.
41:04 <alienated> Alia 
41:04 <alienated> AddThis Sharing Buttons
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41:05 <alienated> Origin/UsageArabicPronunciationah-LEE-ahMeaningFrom heaven
41:10 <slinky_J> but he put ur kids pic on that site
41:14 <slinky_J> just so as u know. :)
41:21 <Skirmish> I knew what you and the other two would do with that pic slinky_J. That's why I posted it.
41:43 <Skirmish> I even told steven to get ready for the frenzy before I linked it.
41:50 <slinky_J> <President_Trump> <@Cath^> Skirmish is pretty dense and a bit unattractive
41:50 <slinky_J> Session Time: Wed Dec 07 00:00:00 2016
41:52 <slinky_J> LOOOOLLL
41:56 <slinky_J> catch don't like ya
42:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XNtqYdhlAI
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Sweet Life Official Trailer 1 (2017) - Abigail Spencer Movie (Mar 21, 2017) Length: 2:09 - Category: Film & Animation - 241,614 views views - 1,312 likes (96.5%), 47 dislikes (3.5%)
42:11 <Skirmish> So as for me being mad or having a rage ... you are doing exactly what I knew you would.
42:15 <President_Trump> is that meant to be real?
42:18 <slinky_J> WELL AREN'T YOU AN EVIL GENIUS Skirmish
42:24 <couleurs> Domino's Pizza... Bad Choice.
42:26 <slinky_J> of course it's real
42:29 <slinky_J> it's in my pm right now
42:37 <President_Trump> really? take a screenshot
42:48 <Skirmish> In your pm right now from december?
42:49 <President_Trump> as fast as u can
42:49 <slinky_J> <President_Trump> he just faked a log of me
42:49 <slinky_J> <deadpandadolls> no more bullshitting anymore bro
42:50 <slinky_J> <President_Trump> mayo wouldnt do that
42:50 <slinky_J> <deadpandadolls> kk
42:50 Mode: (by aragorn.nv.us.austnet.org) +b *!*@53f03b90.bigpond.net.au
42:50 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by aragorn.nv.us.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 3 secs))
43:02 Nick: alienated is now known as Alia
43:27 <couleurs> how many times do we have to break him until he leaves jesus christ
43:47 <Skirmish> He's desperate for a win. He will always keep coming back.
44:08 <Skirmish> Until he offs himself
44:28 <amelia> Law bro.
44:48 <Skirmish> He has a team of lawyers on standby in case someone touches his basketball hoop
44:55 <Skirmish> I should be more careful.
45:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjlgUx7_aN0
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - Fight Fire with Fire (Mar 28, 2007) Length: 4:45 - Category: Music - 5,634,209 views views - 23,684 likes (97.6%), 573 dislikes (2.4%)
45:02 <couleurs> he's so delusional, making fun of someone for wearing a hi vis vest when he has a saxophone tattooed on his arm
45:13 <Skirmish> He does? LOL
45:14 <couleurs> Music bro.
45:30 Join: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:31 <amelia> lollll
45:35 <couleurs> yea
45:44 <couleurs> sounds like something made up but true
46:00 <staffecet> i got a job at kfc i will send norell my first half salary after 10 years
46:00 <staffecet> why the pacific snappers here cheap
46:24 <Tim-Sim> what's that?
46:52 Quit: ^bozojim ([email protected]) Quit:
46:52 <couleurs> that Mia loves you Tim
47:00 <\alienatedromeo> i want a white girl
47:00 <staffecet> many italian girls here in uk
47:00 <staffecet> poms girls are fun seeking
47:16 <blyke> couleurs
47:27 <couleurs> wat up byke
47:37 <blyke> how u going
47:42 <couleurs> ok n u
47:45 <Skirmish> I am going to run a bath and get the toaster ready. Cath said I wasn't attractive so I had best go make myself ded.
48:00 <slinky_J> mm carrot!
48:00 <President_Trump> so are u taking over in here slinky_gay?
48:00 <staffecet> im like a daddy to all teenage pom girls
48:01 <Tim-Sim> Really? She really loves me?
48:01 <couleurs> RiP
48:03 <blyke> Skirmish
48:11 <blyke> do u care what ppl type
48:15 <blyke> rofl
48:17 <blyke> loser
48:21 <Tim-Sim> lol
48:23 <Skirmish> Of course I do. Doesn't everyone?
48:27 <blyke> nup
48:31 <Skirmish> Erry pixel hurts me right in the feels.
48:32 <blyke> i dont remember shit
48:37 <blyke> typed
48:41 <blyke> out by you people
48:52 <Raichu> Too much weed abuse does that
48:57 <Tim-Sim> "you" people?
48:58 <blyke> all i remember is youre homo phobes
49:00 <blyke> and faggots
49:00 <staffecet> j is gay since when
49:07 <Raichu> lols
49:09 <Tim-Sim> "you people"?
49:20 <blyke> Tim-Sim are u suzi
49:23 <Skirmish> How is the fitness channel going Tim-Sim?
49:28 <Tim-Sim> No
49:30 <blyke> k
49:40 <blyke> where is suzi
49:58 <blyke> lol i dont care
50:00 <blyke> haha
50:00 <staffecet> http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/04/17/prince-harry-talks-mental-health-struggle-total-chaos-after-princess-dianas-death.html
50:32 <blyke> i would if she wanted me too but
50:45 <President_Trump> i am suzi
50:50 <blyke> bullshit
50:55 Join: darkthrone1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:12 <darkthrone1> hi
51:24 <darkthrone1> im looking for a girlfriend
51:32 <slower> lo
51:34 <slower> l
51:38 <Raichu> darkthrone1: PM blyke
51:39 <blyke> hi slower
51:49 <Tim-Sim> darkthrone1: how much are you willing to pay?
52:09 <blyke> Tim-Sim has 2nd hand blow up dolls
52:36 <Tim-Sim> Comes with puncture repair kit
52:41 <Tim-Sim> also used
53:24 <couleurs> darkthrone1: may i recommend ^Roshanda^
53:30 <blyke> dont worry been sanatized with surface spray
53:32 <darkthrone1> not too much
53:33 <blyke> lols
53:34 <couleurs> she's recently single and ready to mingle
53:43 <darkthrone1> im hoping free
53:43 <slower> i have the puncture kit but cant find the bloody hole in my air bed
54:09 <blyke> darkthrone1 i hope to get gf pays me
54:17 <blyke> lols
54:21 <darkthrone1> yeah
54:26 <darkthrone1> lady can pay
54:26 <blyke> nah
54:36 <slower> darkthrone1 nothing in life is free
54:37 <blyke> i dont need stuff worth money
54:41 <blyke> if i have gf
54:47 <blyke> i be like
54:51 <blyke> look at you
54:53 <darkthrone1> im too lazy to take my wallet out for paypass
54:54 <blyke> and be omg
54:58 <blyke> um
55:00 <blyke> hmmm
55:00 <staffecet> beagle im not clicking on your porn links
55:00 <\alienatedromeo> so who has had coffee today?
55:02 <blyke> ahhhh
55:25 <darkthrone1> today is equality mate
55:40 <blyke> nah i dont look as good as women
55:46 <blyke> so not equal
55:48 <slower> you mean you are a tight arse
55:53 <blyke> who me
55:55 <blyke> no
55:58 <darkthrone1> how can a lady judge me for never paying when she has a good job brother?
55:59 <slower> no
56:00 <staffecet> illy decaf
56:00 <\alienatedromeo> ahh
56:07 <amelia> you'd never pay?
56:08 <slower> darkthrone1
56:18 <darkthrone1> i tend not to
56:19 Mode: (by tozza) +v darkthrone1
56:23 <darkthrone1> cos im lazy
56:39 <darkthrone1> to take out my paypass and go to the waiter
56:43 <amelia> so you're lazy and refuse to pay your share?
56:44 <slower> what a bludger
56:59 <darkthrone1> maybe once in a while
57:00 <staffecet> today no sun came out in london
57:02 <amelia> what qualities are you trying to impress a lady with?
57:09 <amelia> cos lazy sure doesn't cut it
57:11 <darkthrone1> isnt it equality these days?
57:13 <tozza> BOOBOOTOOTOO
57:18 <slower> lol amelia
57:19 <amelia> all you'll attract with that is a fat slob
57:22 <tozza> TOOTOOBOOBOO
57:26 <blyke> cool
57:27 <darkthrone1> haha
57:34 <amelia> how is never paying equality?
57:39 <amelia> toootoobooboooooooo
57:51 <blyke> boring lols
58:00 <\alienatedromeo> huh?
58:00 <\alienatedromeo> what do you mean?
58:00 <\alienatedromeo> do you mean it was cloudy?
58:00 <\alienatedromeo> man i just love porn
58:01 <darkthrone1> im not good at making plans
58:05 Join: g ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o g
58:12 <blyke> hi g
58:23 <amelia> you don't sound like a catch, you need to perhaps lower your standards to someone who is also willing to bum off others and be a lazy bitch
58:24 <darkthrone1> and im not that interested in all the new hip bars in melbourne
58:26 <slower> darkthrone1 you are either having us on or you are a total tool
58:27 Nick: Alia is now known as David
58:28 Mode: (by tozza) +v slower
58:36 <darkthrone1> although i frequent a few
58:50 <darkthrone1> as a new one pops up every few weeks it seems
59:13 <blyke> whos the saniest person to message
59:14 <blyke> on here
59:17 <blyke> you reckon
59:25 <darkthrone1> i dont know
59:44 <slower> blyke why not message yourself
59:50 <blyke> i know
59:58 <blyke> get better conversations that way
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