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00:26:00 <screwss> Hey guys
00:27:00 <screwss> No Kate?
00:31:00 <screwss> I'm screws
00:32:00 <christopher> boring
00:32:00 <christopher> lol
00:37:00 <guest> https://web.archive.org/web/20040204033038/http://www.peppermintgrove.org/wesley/
00:39:00 <christopher> and that is guest?
01:09:00 <Silent> Hi
03:51:00 <nath> hello Suzy
08:01:00 <jeffreys> faggot alert
08:12:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
08:12:00 <jeffreys> \:
08:12:00 <Sunbeam> hello jeffreys :P
08:13:00 <jeffreys> hi
08:13:00 <jeffreys> Greetings
08:13:00 <Sunbeam> how yer doin?
08:14:00 <jeffreys> Okies
08:14:00 <jeffreys> Choo
08:14:00 <jeffreys> ?¿
08:14:00 <Sunbeam> not too shabby ta
08:15:00 <jeffreys> Okies
08:24:00 <Sunbeam> hey there Glenn hugggggs :)
08:25:00 <Sunbeam> hi mick :)
08:25:00 <Sunbeam> how's Glenn?
08:28:00 <Sunbeam> I'll think about you when am knocking out the Zzzz's lol
08:30:00 <Sunbeam> oi gerrup...yer heavy lol
08:31:00 <jeffreys> Yez
08:31:00 <jeffreys> (o)_(o)
08:35:00 <druff> Sunners
08:35:00 <jeffreys> fez
08:36:00 <Sunbeam> hey druffers :)
08:36:00 <Sunbeam> hi Cath^ :)
08:36:00 <jeffreys> Cafinator
08:36:00 <druff> Hey cath^
08:39:00 <Cath^> morning
08:48:00 <Cath^> /join #melbourne
08:48:00 <Cath^> oops
08:49:00 <Cath^> wake up ppl!
08:50:00 <jeffreys> hey caff
08:50:00 <Cath^> hey Joel
08:50:00 <jeffreys> :]
08:51:00 <Cath^> how's your gf going?
08:51:00 <jeffreys> fine
08:51:00 <jeffreys> ?
08:52:00 <Cath^> seriously..you lied??? o.o
08:52:00 <jeffreys> nope
08:52:00 <jeffreys> why bring it up
08:53:00 <Cath^> what's the ? for then
08:54:00 <Cath^> sorry
08:54:00 <jeffreys> okies
09:15:00 <Cath^> morning Wook
09:15:00 <Wookie> morning cath
09:18:00 <Cath^> sappening?
09:18:00 <Wookie> just woke up so chilling
09:20:00 <Cath^> kk
09:22:00 <Wookie> ;p
09:25:00 <jeffreys> p;
09:35:00 <Exo> morning pee peeps
09:36:00 <Cath^> hi n bye Exo
09:36:00 <Exo> hi and ciao Cath :P
09:37:00 <JedStar> Morning all
09:38:00 <Wookie> mmm coffee
09:39:00 <Exo> morning Jedstar
09:39:00 <Exo> ill take a cup wooks
09:41:00 <Wookie> white with 2?
10:00:00 <marcboy> hi all, just here for a chat. gay asian boy here from Singapore. currently working in sydney. looking for a chat or anything :)
10:04:00 <Wookie> eh?
10:05:00 <marcboy> yes of course im happy!
10:05:00 <marcboy> its almost the weekend
10:21:00 <Taco> Say what you like about Taylor Swift but I'd like to put one through her
10:22:00 <Taco> For her, I wouldn't even go A2M
10:23:00 <Taco> wbu niggas?
10:29:00 <jeffreys> but you're gay
10:29:00 <jeffreys> how in the world would you "put one through her"
10:30:00 <Taco> Thats alright homie
10:30:00 <Taco> Taylor Swift is gay too
10:30:00 <Taco> Thats how faggotry works right?
10:32:00 <jeffreys> after all these years taco ur still into mens shitholes
10:32:00 <Taco> Am I?
10:33:00 <Taco> Geez thats nice of you to say bro
10:34:00 <jeffreys> come to my place
10:34:00 <jeffreys> ill jump on ya face
10:52:00 <Ana_Ng> taco
10:52:00 <Ana_Ng> you will never be near quality pussy like that
11:30:00 <jeffreys> ana fat stink
13:18:00 <Exo> burp
13:19:00 <Taco> omg you pig
13:19:00 <Taco> gtfo
13:20:00 <Exo> nom nom nom
13:25:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r2xtg0l-S0
13:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I am HIGHLY OFFENDED! Ooough! (Jan 25, 2012) 1:01 - Category: Entertainment - 1,691 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:51:00 <chookmagnet> Exo
13:51:00 <chookmagnet> you forgot your oinkment :P
14:15:00 <Wookie> away [reason: to harass me is to piss me off take the hint...]
14:29:00 <Digerati> hey all
14:30:00 <Wookie> `voice digerati
14:31:00 <Digerati> look, i don't generally argue or get into fights, i did lasnight, and i am sorry
14:32:00 <Digerati> i do sicerely apologise, i aint so innocent
14:33:00 <Taco> oh? what did you fight about?
14:33:00 <Digerati> generally ?
14:33:00 <Digerati> bullshit :)
14:33:00 <Taco> Isn't that what all fights are about?
14:33:00 <Digerati> shit came out of me
14:33:00 <Digerati> shit flew
14:33:00 <Taco> I only fight for tacos
14:33:00 <Digerati> i can't wait to get out of this old decrepid house
14:33:00 <Digerati> it's making me insane
14:33:00 <Taco> oh? whys that?
14:34:00 <Digerati> i just want something new
14:34:00 <Digerati> change of lifestyle
14:34:00 <Taco> what is the lifestyle you desire?
14:34:00 <Taco> bikini babes prob?
14:34:00 <Digerati> i been in this hole for over 40 years
14:34:00 <Taco> Your mums house? Uhh?
14:34:00 <Digerati> beach, bikini, gym and sports
14:34:00 <Digerati> yes tacos, my mom and dads
14:35:00 <Taco> Fair enough
14:35:00 <Taco> You do need a change
14:35:00 <Taco> No wonder you're insane eh
14:35:00 <Digerati> it's called inheritance
14:35:00 <Digerati> our grandkids now will have what i got
14:35:00 <Taco> nah, I left home when I was 19
14:35:00 <Digerati> it's all passed on
14:35:00 <Taco> helped me grow into a ripped cunt
14:35:00 <Digerati> i started work when i was 16
14:36:00 <Digerati> sold papers in the corner street when i was 12
14:36:00 <Digerati> paperboy as well
14:36:00 <Digerati> hated my life :)
14:36:00 <Digerati> but heck, it's nice memories
14:36:00 <Taco> Back in my day, I used to walk FIIFFTTEEEN MILES in the snow just to talk about kids these days
14:49:00 <Fez> Great day for cricket
14:49:00 <Digerati> i walked for like 3 hours barefoot and stoned on weed 20 years ago
14:50:00 <Digerati> it was fun
14:50:00 <Digerati> coppers followed me, and stopped me at my local church/school of all places, the nun comes out and defends me
14:51:00 <Digerati> followed me for 3 hours
14:51:00 <Digerati> crazy shit
14:51:00 <Digerati> i was like wtf
14:51:00 <Digerati> are they going to stop me or whatr
14:52:00 <Digerati> then all i got from them was: "why you walking barefoot"
14:52:00 <Digerati> real stupid comment
14:52:00 <Digerati> when police and army do that shit to toughen feet
14:53:00 <Taco> unusual behaviour isn't worth questioning? what if you'd just been raped and needed help?
14:53:00 <Digerati> unusual ?
14:53:00 <Taco> yea walking barefoot is unusual to see in a town
14:53:00 <Digerati> what's so unusual about an athlete jogging barefoot ?
14:53:00 <Digerati> they may as well stop all joggers
14:54:00 <Taco> but most joggers don't go barefoot?
14:54:00 <Digerati> most don't no
14:54:00 <Taco> tough cunts do, but
14:54:00 <Digerati> i aint a tough bastard
14:54:00 <Digerati> i do it for fun
14:54:00 <Taco> You kind of need to train your feet.. toughen them up so they're like leather
14:54:00 <Digerati> they have done it barefoot from melb to syd
14:55:00 <Digerati> made themselves bleed
14:55:00 <Digerati> i been doing that shit since i was a kid
14:55:00 <Taco> I've been naked bushwalking a few times
14:55:00 <jigsaw> hihi
14:55:00 <psYbR> <Digerati18> i walked for like 3 hours barefoot and stoned
14:55:00 <psYbR> hurrr durrr why did the cops stop me durrrrrr
14:55:00 <Digerati> they didn't mention about drugs
14:55:00 <Digerati> cos i had none on me :) haha
14:55:00 <psYbR> they knew m8 they knew
14:55:00 <Taco> Yea some people take offense when you accuse them of things that you cannot prove
14:56:00 <Digerati> they knew for 3 hours ?
14:56:00 <Digerati> come on :)
14:56:00 <Digerati> hahaha
14:56:00 <Taco> Making an accusation that you cannot prove is unprofessional
14:56:00 <Taco> Although its good cause for suspicion
14:56:00 <Digerati> they were gay looking at my arse
14:56:00 <Taco> And to question the person
14:56:00 <Taco> Maybe you crapped your pants? Or had dirt on it?
14:56:00 <Digerati> cop said "you got a great body"
14:56:00 <psYbR> maybe you were so stoned you didn't realise you were walking in circles and they were standing still
14:56:00 <Digerati> if that aint gay, what is
14:56:00 <Taco> Maybe you were stoned and hearing shit
14:57:00 <Digerati> that's what he said man
14:57:00 <Digerati> we smiled and laughed and moved on
14:57:00 <psYbR> there was nobody there
14:57:00 <psYbR> you're just insane
14:57:00 <Digerati> yeah
14:57:00 <Digerati> not even the cops
14:57:00 <Digerati> sure
14:57:00 <Digerati> cool story bro
14:57:00 <psYbR> you're not even on IRC, you're just pushing keys on a computer that isn't even switched on
14:57:00 <Digerati> yup
14:57:00 <Digerati> rofl
14:58:00 <psYbR> you think you are but you're hallucinating
14:58:00 <Digerati> totally bro
14:58:00 <Fez> Irc is just a name for all clients
14:58:00 <Digerati> smoke some more weed man
14:58:00 <Fez> Its like sayin 'car'
14:58:00 <guest> its the name of a protocol actually
14:58:00 <guest> dickhead
14:58:00 <Fez> You dont own a 'car'
14:58:00 <Digerati> internet relay chat is not a protocol
14:58:00 <Taco> when I smoke weed I hallucinate and it feels like I have massive tits
14:59:00 <Digerati> tcp/ip is a protocol
14:59:00 <guest> yes it is
14:59:00 <Taco> its pretty cool eh
14:59:00 <Digerati> zmodem is a protocol
14:59:00 <Digerati> ppp is a protocol
14:59:00 <Digerati> but not irc
14:59:00 <Digerati> bbl
14:59:00 <lx> 1,0 ...so quiet now1,0 Digerati...
14:59:00 <psYbR> Digerati probably doesn't own a car you mean Fez
14:59:00 <psYbR> I know I do
15:00:00 <Fez> It was a general statement not aimed at anyone
15:00:00 <Ana_Ng> what is irc then
15:00:00 <Fez> An example if you will
15:00:00 <Fez> Irc is a client
15:00:00 <guest> IRC is not a client
15:00:00 <Fez> Mirc is what i use
15:00:00 <Ana_Ng> ok, we all know that's not true
15:00:00 <Fez> And andchat
15:00:00 <Digerati> irc is a client
15:01:00 <Ana_Ng> IRC and mIRC cannot be both clients
15:01:00 <Digerati> it is actually called a terminal software program
15:01:00 <Fez> Client/program
15:01:00 <psYbR> IRC is an application layer protocol
15:01:00 <Digerati> rofl
15:01:00 <psYbR> there are different layers of protocols
15:01:00 <psYbR> fucking learn shit you're all wrong
15:01:00 <Wookie> doesnt matter what it is
15:01:00 <Wookie> your all sitting here being petty
15:01:00 <Fez> Its a chat program
15:01:00 <Digerati> he may be referring to that the client connecting to a server
15:02:00 <Digerati> so what
15:02:00 <Digerati> OS connects to server as well
15:02:00 <jigsaw> im far from pretty today
15:02:00 <guest> Digerati has a hardon for cops
15:02:00 <Digerati> yeah baby !
15:02:00 <Ana_Ng> jigsaw, you are pretty to me
15:02:00 <psYbR> mIRC is a chat program. So is xChat and HexChat
15:03:00 <jeffreys> Digerati is a full blown poofter
15:03:00 <Digerati> they are all just chat programs
15:03:00 <psYbR> they use the IRC protocol to connect to an IRC server - of which there are many different peices of software
15:03:00 <Fez> So .. i was right
15:03:00 <Digerati> irc protocol ?
15:03:00 <psYbR> <Fez> Its a chat program
15:03:00 <jeffreys> ana is a big fat stink
15:03:00 <Digerati> it's a port ffs
15:03:00 <Ana_Ng> fez, i think we can all agree that you've never been right.
15:03:00 <Digerati> they connect to a port
15:03:00 <psYbR> no, mIRC is the chat program
15:03:00 <Digerati> nothing more or less
15:03:00 <psYbR> its not a port
15:04:00 <Digerati> they connect to an IP and port
15:04:00 <psYbR> its nothing like a port
15:04:00 <psYbR> you're so wrong its hilarious
15:04:00 <Digerati> ip is the server we are on
15:04:00 <Digerati> and the server is set on a port
15:04:00 <psYbR> but everything you say is wrong Digerati
15:04:00 <Digerati> give it a rest
15:04:00 <guest> LOL @ Digerati loser
15:04:00 <Digerati> seriously :) haha
15:04:00 <psYbR> here let me help shut you up https://www.google.com.au/search?q=what+is+IRC&oq=what+is+IRC&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.1431j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
15:05:00 <guest> thats what i said from the start
15:05:00 <guest> Digerati: Do you know FTP is a protocol aswell ?
15:05:00 <guest> and HTTP
15:05:00 <Fez> Ok
15:05:00 <Fez> Atleast it started a debate
15:05:00 <Fez> Got others involved
15:06:00 <guest> shutup Fez you're a lesbian
15:06:00 <Wookie> does it matter...
15:06:00 <psYbR> Yeah Fez :P
15:06:00 <Fez> Im a winner for participating :P
15:06:00 <guest> You are all Lesbians
15:06:00 <guest> and you sissor
15:06:00 <Digerati> it is an application which has a layer, "code" to connect to irc
15:07:00 <Digerati> it does not have a protocol in generally
15:07:00 <guest> shut the fuckup Digerati
15:07:00 <Digerati> any coder will tell you that
15:07:00 <guest> lol
15:07:00 <guest> are you a coder ?
15:07:00 <Digerati> i can refer to mirc
15:07:00 <Digerati> me ? yes...
15:07:00 <Taco> I code mirc
15:07:00 <guest> you probably cant even code a mirc script
15:07:00 <Fez> Irc is shit?!?
15:07:00 <Taco> am I a coder?
15:08:00 <Digerati> but why should i bother arguing with a brick wall ?
15:08:00 <Taco> I feel professional
15:08:00 <Digerati> no point arguing with you
15:08:00 <Taco> who?
15:08:00 <Digerati> you just want to argue even if you are wrong
15:08:00 <guest> You just google shit
15:08:00 <Taco> !help
15:08:00 <guest> fucken noob
15:08:00 <Digerati> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Relay_Chat
15:08:00 <Wookie> enough guest
15:08:00 <Taco> !help won
15:08:00 <Digerati> Internet Relay Chat (IRC) is an application layer protocol that facilitates transfer of messages in the form of text. The chat process works on a client/server model of networking. IRC clients are computer programs that a user can install on their system. These clients are able to communicate with chat servers to transfer messages to other clients
15:09:00 <Taco> !trivon
15:09:00 <Taco> :(
15:09:00 <jeffreys> taco had a baby by his mum
15:09:00 <Taco> !blonde
15:09:00 <Wookie> you too joel
15:09:00 <Digerati> what is the protocol within the irc client ?
15:09:00 <Taco> !cookie
15:09:00 <Digerati> do tell
15:09:00 <Wookie> stop making the situation worse
15:09:00 <Taco> !date
15:09:00 <Digerati> their is no protocol
15:09:00 <Taco> !lx
15:09:00 <guest> lol hes still talking about it
15:09:00 <lx> 1,0 Taco: Hi!0,0.1,0I'm0,0.1,0lx.0,0.1,0What's0,0.1,0your0,0.1,0problem?
15:09:00 <Digerati> it's just a terminal comms program
15:10:00 <Taco> !motd
15:10:00 <Taco> !ping
15:10:00 <Mia^Jane> thanks
15:10:00 <guest> Program?
15:10:00 <Wookie> Np Mia
15:10:00 <Taco> !rules
15:10:00 <guest> whatever
15:10:00 <Taco> !seen lx
15:10:00 <Taco> !time
15:10:00 <Taco> !url www.google.com
15:10:00 <Taco> ghey
15:11:00 <Digerati> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_network_protocols
15:11:00 <Taco> [15:10:21] 18<jeffreys> faggot cunt
15:11:00 <Taco> [15:10:33] 18<jeffreys> ur a full blown fukn poofter guts m8
15:11:00 <Taco> aww thanks buddy
15:11:00 <Digerati> irc is not on the list of protocols
15:11:00 <Taco> you too!
15:11:00 <Digerati> oh well
15:11:00 <Digerati> you lose ?
15:11:00 <Digerati> i didn'
15:11:00 <Digerati> i didn't want you to lose
15:11:00 <guest> you sound like a child
15:11:00 <Digerati> network protocols
15:11:00 <Digerati> you do sound like a child
15:12:00 <Digerati> now move on
15:12:00 <guest> raw emotion over something you said wrong
15:12:00 <Digerati> i understand
15:12:00 <guest> its not a contest
15:12:00 <Taco> [15:11:52] 18<jeffreys> baaaaaaaaaaahahahaaahahaha
15:12:00 <Taco> [15:11:57] 18<jeffreys> Homosexual Loser
15:12:00 <Digerati> yes, i understand, you are wrong
15:12:00 <Wookie> !taco, keep your msgs to yourself please
15:12:00 <guest> LOlllllllllllll
15:12:00 <guest> RAW EMOTION
15:12:00 <Digerati> their is no emotion when you are wrong
15:13:00 <Taco> Wookie, well can you like, get rid of troublemakers?
15:13:00 <Wookie> you included
15:13:00 <Wookie> its tempted
15:13:00 <Wookie> tempting
15:13:00 <Mia^Jane> do i want to know?
15:13:00 <Taco> :(
15:13:00 <Wookie> stop posting whats said in pm please and guest stop stoking up digeratis fire
15:13:00 <Wookie> i am not repeating myself
15:13:00 <Taco> Digerati has a fire?
15:14:00 <Taco> The gingers will be angry
15:14:00 <Wookie> adults acting like kids as usual mia
15:14:00 <Taco> Digerati, have you paid fire-tax to gingers?
15:14:00 <Mia^Jane> unfortunately you get that everywhere
15:14:00 <Taco> Wookie, I come here to make friends
15:15:00 <jeffreys> :)
15:16:00 <Digerati> in general, i am a noob, and don't know all about computers
15:16:00 <Fez> Atleast sports is on
15:16:00 <Fez> Everyone likes sport
15:16:00 <Digerati> there is a keyword in that sentence
15:16:00 <Digerati> (all)
15:16:00 <Fez> Even someone who hates it likes it
15:17:00 <Fez> They like to hate it
15:17:00 <Digerati> i am not a genius
15:17:00 <Digerati> and no, i am not elite
15:17:00 <Fez> If there was no sport they couldnt like hating it
15:17:00 <Digerati> but i been around...
15:17:00 <guest> haha
15:17:00 <Digerati> and i aint better than anyone else learning
15:18:00 <psYbR> Digerati> but i been around...
15:18:00 <psYbR> yeah all the dealers
15:18:00 <Digerati> trying to prove how smart you are on computers on irc is lame
15:18:00 <psYbR> then stop trying, you're clearly clueless
15:18:00 <guest> u drinking goon or what ?
15:19:00 <guest> goons the way of the future
15:19:00 <Digerati> especially when you got admins that deserve to be admins cos of their knowledge
15:19:00 <guest> Digerati: You know how there is an undersea iinet cable from perth to singapore
15:19:00 <guest> ?
15:20:00 <Digerati> you are clearly without any knowledge and lean on your own understandings
15:20:00 <Digerati> oh jesus
15:20:00 <Digerati> now i understand wookie
15:20:00 <Digerati> thnx for the voice
15:20:00 <psYbR> Digerati, are you an Epson EX10000 because you're projecting
15:21:00 <guest> i always thought that was bullshit
15:21:00 <Digerati> satellites are useless, we will just throw a cable from brisbane to california
15:21:00 <guest> but i wonder where the cable is like goes underground from some telco box at a perth beach ?
15:21:00 <psYbR> ^ wow
15:21:00 <guest> like if i wanted to go see the cable
15:21:00 <Digerati> lalala
15:22:00 <Digerati> hmm
15:22:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:22:00 <Digerati> lx
15:22:00 <lx> 10,0 - Fear has a smell, as love does.
15:22:00 <Digerati> ty
15:22:00 <Digerati> i'll shut up now |x
15:23:00 <Taco> Thanks
15:23:00 <Digerati> nothing to fear...
15:24:00 <Fez> You know the razr skid trikes?... its ok to do burnouts on the road with them hey
15:24:00 <Fez> Just not a motorised vehcle
15:24:00 <Fez> Vehicle
15:24:00 <guest> what are they
15:24:00 <guest> razr ?
15:25:00 <Fez> But if u ride a horse drunk you can be done dui
15:25:00 <guest> yeah cause horses are form of transport
15:25:00 <Fez> So is a scooter
15:25:00 <guest> cops still ride horses around the CBD's at night time
15:25:00 <guest> to get all the drunks
15:25:00 <guest> and move them on
15:25:00 <Digerati> they should bring back the motorola v3 razr, i loved that phone
15:26:00 <Fez> Its ok to hoon on one device but not another
15:26:00 <guest> i think i had one
15:26:00 <Fez> The world is retarded
15:26:00 <Fez> Breasts
15:26:00 <TheRon> i'll say
15:26:00 <Fez> *nod*
15:26:00 <guest> razr skid trikes?
15:26:00 <Taco> I'm also retarded
15:26:00 <TheRon> you are retired?
15:27:00 <Taco> Nah
15:27:00 <Fez> 67yrs young?
15:27:00 <Fez> Oh
15:27:00 <Fez> Nm then
15:29:00 <Digerati> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/NEW-Motorola-V3-RAZR-Video-Camera-Mobile-Phone-BLACK-/200573428841
15:29:00 <Digerati> i doubt that's original
15:30:00 <guest> i like stickin needles in my arm
15:30:00 <Digerati> they even got new 3310 nokias
15:30:00 <guest> only drug that gets me off
15:31:00 <guest> all the rest is shit
15:31:00 <guest> the coppas have fucked it
15:32:00 <TheRon> ..................right!
15:32:00 <Fez> Cricket?
15:32:00 <TheRon> soon
15:32:00 <guest> why do people pretend to like cricket
15:32:00 <Fez> Aus v bangledesh worth going too?
15:32:00 <guest> when clearly cricket sucks
15:32:00 <Digerati> i want a Motorola DynaTAC
15:32:00 <Wookie> lol
15:33:00 <Digerati> find me that cell phone
15:33:00 <TheRon> watch the aussies score 350
15:33:00 <Taco> I have a 1GB Nokia MicroSD card
15:33:00 <Taco> its broken too
15:33:00 <Taco> young whipper snappers say that isn't possible
15:33:00 <Taco> Motorola XTS5000
15:34:00 <Digerati> http://www.ebay.com/itm/Motorola-8000X-Vintage-Brick-EXTREMELY-RARE-in-museum-quality-condition-/231443992435?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item35e3230f73
15:34:00 <Fez> Eng scored 391 aganst the pm's XI
15:34:00 <Digerati> look at the price
15:34:00 <TheRon> damn
15:34:00 <Digerati> want to be retro
15:35:00 <Taco> my XTS5000 is worth at least that much
15:35:00 <Digerati> gotta pay the price
15:35:00 <Digerati> they are still working on gsm
15:35:00 <Digerati> they can be converted
15:35:00 <TheRon> orgsm?
15:37:00 <Taco> "With the removal of analog network cells nearly all over the world, the DynaTAC models running on AMPS or other analog networks are mostly obsolete. Thus, they are more collectors' items than usable telephones. The International series, however, will still work, but only on GSM 900 cells."
15:37:00 <Taco> ie. One of Vodafones 3 bands or one of Optus's two bands.
15:37:00 <Taco> Work, but I'm not sure you can call that working
15:38:00 <Fez> If i was pm id choose the current odi team
15:38:00 <Fez> Not just anyone
15:39:00 <TheRon> the pm should have the power to sack the selectors
15:39:00 <Fez> Though.. im not a selector
15:39:00 <Fez> The selectors have won more martches than the pm has had breasts
15:39:00 <Fez> .
15:39:00 <Fez> . ... i assume
15:40:00 <TheRon> mark waugh still gets some tail apparently
15:47:00 <Digerati> waugh, what is he good for ?
15:50:00 <Wookie> good for hitting balls? and wickets and calling it a game
15:51:00 <Fez> Id prefer breasts over tails
15:51:00 <TheRon> well, yes!
15:51:00 <Fez> Not 1 breast owner i know has a taik
15:51:00 <Fez> Tail*
15:51:00 <TheRon> thats always good
15:52:00 <jeffreys> to bad uver never tuched em
15:52:00 <jeffreys> virgin poofter guts
15:52:00 <Fez> Itd kinda remind me of a penis
15:52:00 <Fez> A hairy one
15:53:00 <Wookie> u done being an ass there joel?
15:54:00 <Taco> 18<jeffreys> baaaaaaaaaaahahahaaahahaha
15:54:00 <Taco> am I helping?
15:55:00 <Fez> Away: im not really away but ill set an away message
15:55:00 <Fez> Hi ron
15:55:00 <TheRon> hello
15:55:00 <TheRon> breasts?
15:55:00 <Digerati> woh, there's 4 bottles of brewski under my bed
15:55:00 <Digerati> wtf
15:56:00 <Fez> Ill take 3 thanx
15:56:00 <TheRon> 5 cougars thanks
15:56:00 <Fez> 2 hands 2 feet and a mouth?
15:56:00 <Taco> Hey, you said different before. You said I'm not a virgin, I'm a faggot
15:56:00 <Taco> Keep your story to one line plz
15:57:00 <TheRon> jeffreys: thinks everybody is a fagot
15:57:00 <TheRon> he has a real faggot fetish
15:57:00 <Taco> But does faggotry not assume you lost your virginity?
15:58:00 <Fez> Faggots are piles of sticks?
15:58:00 <Taco> Also somebody was telling me the other day about how he used to paint his nails, grow them long, and also grew long hair
15:58:00 <TheRon> jeffreys: is sam kekovic, you know it makes sense
15:58:00 <Taco> I should get pictures next time they mention that
15:58:00 <jeffreys> bumjack ur father ron
15:59:00 <Resool> be nice to eachother
15:59:00 <Wookie> ok my tolerance level for jeffreys idiot comments has reached its limit
16:00:00 <TheRon> ty
16:00:00 <Taco> ty
16:00:00 <TheRon> thats fine work
16:00:00 <Resool> poor jeffreys
16:00:00 <Wookie> poor nothing
16:00:00 <Resool> i think we are his only social contacts
16:01:00 <Wookie> hes a waste of space and irc speech
16:01:00 <TheRon> he's an oxygen thief
16:01:00 <Resool> if he wants he can be nice
16:01:00 <Taco> oxygen tax to save the environment
16:01:00 <Taco> our environment
16:02:00 <TheRon> pizza for tea tonight
16:03:00 <Taco> Try tea for pizza instead?
16:03:00 <TheRon> ah no peg!
16:03:00 <Fez> Oh only a kick
16:04:00 <TheRon> carn the aussies
16:04:00 <Resool> good shoot you broke the window
16:04:00 <TheRon> aus 4 south korea 0
16:05:00 <Fez> Good day for sport
16:05:00 <TheRon> anyday is a good day for sport
16:05:00 <Resool> hello milk i have been missing you
16:06:00 <TheRon> oil wrestling is a good mix of sport and breasts
16:08:00 <Fez> Should breast check be an olympic event?
16:08:00 <Taco> No pain no gain
16:08:00 <Fez> Checks*
16:09:00 <TheRon> training would be hardcore for that\
16:09:00 <Fez> Id do the hard yards
16:09:00 <Fez> Id be happy withcompeteing locally
17:39:00 <Cath^> Wookie..I don't look at small dicks
17:40:00 <Wookie> same
17:40:00 <Wookie> lol
17:40:00 <Wookie> bbs
17:40:00 <lx> 1,0 That was a quick visit1,0 Wookie...
17:40:00 <Wookie> haha glenn
17:50:00 <Cath^> you went all quiet jigsaw after I mentioned I don't look at small dicks
17:50:00 <stevenn> ....
17:50:00 <jigsaw> im busy photoshopping mine for you
17:51:00 <stevenn> hahaahaha
17:51:00 <Cath^> are you using Zade's?
17:51:00 <jigsaw> no mine, but im placing it next to a house and making it look 100ft tall
17:52:00 <jigsaw> <cath melts>
17:52:00 <Cath^> impressive photoshop skills ;)
17:52:00 <jigsaw> O :-)
17:52:00 <Cath^> laminate it and I'll wear it around my neck :p
17:53:00 <jigsaw> I WILL! but you have to do it for a month
17:53:00 <Cath^> a month! sheesh
17:54:00 <jigsaw> i can see Cath^ sitting in Carrie Bickmore's place on THE PROJECT ;)
17:54:00 <Cath^> :o
17:54:00 <Cath^> you like blondes?
17:54:00 <jigsaw> that was a compliment
17:55:00 <jigsaw> hey id go a red right now if one showed up
17:55:00 <jigsaw> im not fussy
17:55:00 <jigsaw> not too fussy
17:55:00 <jigsaw> ok its only you i want
17:56:00 <jigsaw> and there was slience
17:56:00 <Cath^> what colour hair did the chick have who hit your car?
17:56:00 <Cath^> I shall not yield!
17:57:00 <jigsaw> white
17:57:00 <jigsaw> she was an old C who should have her license revoked
17:57:00 <jigsaw> ROAR
17:58:00 <Cath^> oh my
17:59:00 <Cath^> you don't like em that old huh
17:59:00 <jigsaw> not into gougars :)
17:59:00 <jigsaw> cougars
17:59:00 <Cath^> lol
18:00:00 <Cath^> gougers too?
18:00:00 <jigsaw> ill just wait for you to step forward admitting to being one
18:01:00 <jigsaw> soft kitty warm kitty
18:01:00 <TheRon> you're as cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love
18:04:00 <Thoth> I was bitten by a snake and I turned into Digerati
18:04:00 <Thoth> Worse than death
18:05:00 <jigsaw> for who, us?
18:05:00 <Thoth> Well let me tell you about that
18:05:00 <Thoth> This one time when I was younger
18:05:00 <Thoth> I went to this school
18:05:00 <Thoth> And the teacher there taught me some things
18:06:00 <Thoth> She said...
18:06:00 <jigsaw> so you wernt a total waste of time then
18:06:00 <Thoth> No, it was a catholic school
18:06:00 <jigsaw> oh it was all a waste of time
18:07:00 <Thoth> Cath^, can you /invite bastardly_one here so that him and Digerati can make up stories?
18:12:00 <Cath^> um no
18:13:00 <jigsaw> Cath^ shall not yield!
18:14:00 <Cath^> you know me well jigsaw
18:14:00 <Thoth> awww, please?
18:14:00 <Thoth> I said please so it means you have to do it now
18:14:00 <jigsaw> thought id save you the effort
18:22:00 <Digerati> cath, you like furniture ?
18:22:00 <Digerati> i want a womans touch :)
18:22:00 <Digerati> http://www.richmondinteriors.com.au/stock/464.jpg
18:22:00 <epic_loldo> do you like nice leather sofas?
18:22:00 <Digerati> can someone tell me if that looks good
18:23:00 <Digerati> yeah, i want leather
18:23:00 <Digerati> that's moran
18:23:00 <Digerati> moran furniture
18:23:00 <Digerati> the sofa is behind the chair
18:23:00 <Digerati> that's the cheapest one of the lot
18:23:00 <jigsaw> keep your hands to yourself as you answer that cath
18:24:00 <Digerati> i can't stand modern furniture
18:25:00 <Digerati> they look so blant
18:25:00 <Digerati> no character
18:25:00 <jigsaw> yeah they dont make em like the used to, was able to run on it once :)
18:25:00 <jigsaw> now you cant even stand on it without it breaking
18:26:00 <Digerati> depends if your a fat bastard
18:26:00 <Digerati> http://www.richmondinteriors.com.au/stock/696.jpg
18:26:00 <Digerati> that's pretty good
18:26:00 <Digerati> they need taking care of
18:27:00 <Digerati> that burgundy lounge is 5600$
18:27:00 <Digerati> german leather
18:27:00 <Thoth> Cath^, see if you listened to my request to invite b1, Digerati wouldn't be asking for your "womans touch" right now
18:27:00 <Digerati> it's pretty modern
18:27:00 <Digerati> with old charm
18:28:00 <Digerati> steel frame
18:28:00 <Digerati> so they last a lifetime
18:29:00 <Digerati> well... our life anyway :) hehe
18:29:00 <Digerati> hey Ana_Ng
18:29:00 <Digerati> ana are you viet ?
18:29:00 <Cath^> guess you should have sent me that face pic huh Thoth
18:30:00 <Thoth> my veiny face eh
18:30:00 <Digerati> thoth, that idiot...
18:30:00 <Thoth> acsalaska.net?
18:30:00 <Thoth> vietnamese live in alaska?
18:30:00 <Thoth> since when?
18:30:00 <Digerati> thoth
18:30:00 <Cath^> yeah your veiny, green face
18:30:00 <Digerati> i unignore you thoth
18:30:00 <TheRon> why hasn't asutralia sent assylum seekers to alaska?
18:30:00 <Thoth> Digerati, please don't
18:31:00 <Digerati> i do please
18:31:00 <TheRon> seems the perfect solution to me
18:31:00 <Digerati> seems i want to punish you for your stupid pm's
18:31:00 <Thoth> oh well ok then
18:31:00 <Digerati> dude, i aint into fights
18:31:00 <Thoth> when does the probation end, ryan?
18:31:00 <Digerati> i want to make friends
18:31:00 <Digerati> not enemies
18:31:00 <Thoth> Yea I come on IRC to make friends, also
18:32:00 <TheRon> are we trying to save private ryan?
18:32:00 <Digerati> so talk normally
18:32:00 <Digerati> like you would face to face
18:32:00 <Thoth> ok
18:32:00 <Thoth> is this normal?
18:32:00 <Digerati> please
18:32:00 <Cath^> quit it you two
18:32:00 <Digerati> i do beseech that
18:32:00 <Cath^> I wilk conquer and divide you otherwise
18:32:00 <Thoth> sexually?
18:32:00 <Digerati> cath, he might like men :)
18:33:00 <Cath^> whatever floats your boats
18:33:00 <Thoth> boyancy?
18:33:00 <Digerati> i said throw me a buoy, not a girl
18:33:00 <Thoth> well thats nautical
18:33:00 <Cath^> buoyancy even
18:33:00 <Digerati> ever been on a boat cath ?
18:34:00 <Cath^> I have
18:34:00 <Digerati> small boat, or ship ?
18:34:00 <Cath^> I know what floats mine
18:34:00 <Thoth> I own a boat
18:34:00 <Thoth> I can't have a bath without it
18:34:00 <Digerati> should watch the movie with nicole kidman called: "dead calim"
18:34:00 <Digerati> dead calm
18:35:00 <Digerati> now that's kinky
18:35:00 <Digerati> nothing like a spear straight through the heart
18:36:00 <Thoth> Nah
18:36:00 <Thoth> You know what I love more
18:36:00 <Thoth> A total eclipse of the heart
18:37:00 <Cath^> lol
18:37:00 <Cath^> makes you sound my age
18:37:00 <Thoth> You're 12 also?
18:38:00 <Cath^> what..you're no longer 9?
18:39:00 <Thoth> I graduated
18:39:00 <Digerati> blackdevil a/s/l ?
18:39:00 <Cath^> lol
18:40:00 <Digerati> follow the sun, lalala
18:42:00 <Thoth> I had a kentucky burger from kfc today
18:42:00 <Thoth> Pro-tip: don't get one.
18:42:00 <Thoth> They're tiny
18:42:00 <Thoth> The mighty burger was way better
18:43:00 <Thoth> +bigger
18:44:00 <Digerati> i cook chicken
18:44:00 <Digerati> better than kfc shit
18:45:00 <Digerati> roast chicken is always nice
18:46:00 <Pete> mmmmmmmmm
18:46:00 <Pete> yummie
18:46:00 <Digerati> always had herbs and spice to it
18:46:00 <Pete> stop it , ive got $10 dollars and kfc down the road
18:46:00 <Digerati> buy chicken for 10 bucks and cook it
18:46:00 <Thoth> well it was a nice combination and your roast chicken tastes nothing like it
18:47:00 <Pete> sloopy chicken?
18:47:00 <Thoth> burger with crumb chicken, bbq sauce, cheese, coleslaw, and I think crumbed deep fried onion
18:47:00 <Thoth> its just for $12 the combo meal would only feed a girl
18:47:00 <Ana_Ng> turns out he was thinking "damn, i want those titties in my mouth!"
18:47:00 <Fez> Not everyone can do it
18:47:00 <Digerati> hi Glenn
18:47:00 <Fez> Im ok with it
18:48:00 <Thoth> if I made them at home, $12 would probably feed 4 people
18:48:00 <Thoth> KFC need to lift their game eh. Stop sponsoring shit cricket, produce good food.
18:48:00 <dog> Fez: where's kyle hang out these days
18:48:00 <Fez> Home?
18:48:00 <dog> still caulfield area?
18:48:00 <jeffreys> kiss my toes
18:48:00 <dog> or was it st kilda?
18:48:00 <dog> i forget
18:48:00 <dog> balaclava?
18:49:00 <Fez> Ask him
18:49:00 <dog> :(
18:49:00 <dog> im in port melbourne these days
18:50:00 <Ana_Ng> is that near the port?
18:50:00 <dog> nod
18:50:00 <Ana_Ng> (joke)
18:51:00 <dog> great joke, well told
18:51:00 <dog> fantastic delivery
18:51:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm demonstrating that young Fez should just ask questions
18:51:00 <Ana_Ng> even when they are really stupid
18:51:00 <Fez> Hi cath^
18:51:00 <Ana_Ng> "Is that purse real leather?"
18:51:00 <jeffreys> Desperado
18:51:00 <jeffreys> Why wont you come to your senses
18:51:00 <dog> "nice neck. take it off"
18:51:00 <dog> works every time
18:52:00 <Cath^> hey Fez
18:52:00 <Fez> :)
18:53:00 <sendin> hi all
18:53:00 <dog> "g'day love, let us crack you one up the shitter and i'll give you a dirtpipe milkshake" works frequently too
18:54:00 <dog> very gentlemanly
18:54:00 <Fez> Yea 'hi how ya goin' doesnt
18:54:00 <Wookie> what the
18:55:00 <Cath^> hmm who is dog?
18:55:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
18:55:00 <Wookie> i thought the other dick was bad enough
18:55:00 <dog> judgemental
18:55:00 <dog> profanity is not welcome?
18:56:00 <Cath^> dog asl?
18:56:00 <dog> 35/m/melb
18:56:00 <Cath^> lol
18:56:00 <dog> u
18:56:00 <Wookie> i wanna go for a walk but its too hot...
18:56:00 <Wookie> ;/
18:56:00 <Cath^> I don't asl :p
18:56:00 <dog> Glenn: i'm well aware of that
18:57:00 <dog> Glenn: why are you so critical of how i choose to express bawdiness
18:58:00 <Wookie> its ok glenn he has the nickname dog so he will act like one
18:59:00 <Mia^Jane> sounds like a few people like the sound of their own voices echoing
18:59:00 <dog> very judgemental
18:59:00 <Fez> Family fued anyone?
18:59:00 <dog> Fez: i prefer judge judy
19:00:00 <dog> but im always at work when its on :(
19:00:00 <Wookie> as the other half would say... woof fucking woof
19:00:00 <Mia^Jane> haha
19:00:00 <Fez> Whats a drink with no e in it
19:00:00 <Cath^> bawdiness word of the day..topic that shit!
19:00:00 <Cath^> you have a broad vocabulary..why don't you use it more instead of that crass line you pulled
19:00:00 <Cath^> what did I just walk into? o.o
19:00:00 <dog> Cath^: what's wrong with sometimes being crass?
19:00:00 <Lumeah2> Milk
19:00:00 <Polar> It's so bad dog the most incompetent judge ever.
19:00:00 <dog> Polar: hahaha yes
19:00:00 <Lumeah2> Rum
19:01:00 <Fez> Vodka
19:01:00 <Fez> Sambuca
19:01:00 <Fez> Cordial
19:01:00 <Fez> H2O
19:02:00 <Polar> C3P0
19:02:00 <Lumeah2> Yager
19:02:00 <Fez> Has an e
19:02:00 <Fez> Fail
19:02:00 <Fez> V
19:02:00 <Lumeah2> Hows normally spelled
19:03:00 <Digerati> kfc get chicken that is thrown away second rate chicken
19:03:00 <Digerati> it's how some people are
19:03:00 <dog> scotch and gin are my staple diet
19:03:00 <Fez> Rockstar
19:03:00 <dog> not together of course
19:03:00 <Fez> Lift
19:03:00 <Fez> Fanta
19:03:00 <Cath^> who is mia jane?
19:03:00 <Cath^> lol
19:03:00 <Polar> Jäger is the best, but they're kind of small here
19:04:00 <Digerati> eat anything
19:04:00 <Digerati> even if it is shit
19:04:00 <Digerati> most takeaway crap is old preserved shit
19:04:00 <Cath^> are you new here dog?
19:04:00 <dog> yes
19:04:00 <dog> however i seem to recognise a lot of people
19:04:00 <Cath^> kk
19:04:00 <dog> from other irc networks
19:04:00 <dog> and have met several
19:04:00 <dog> been ircing for a long time
19:04:00 <Cath^> ah a returning irc user
19:04:00 <dog> never left
19:05:00 <Digerati> i had a guy in a take away sell me milk that was off
19:05:00 <Digerati> simple assholes
19:05:00 <dog> just dont hang out on austnet
19:05:00 <Cath^> where did you come from?
19:05:00 <Polar> ya'll from australia/sydney?
19:05:00 <Wookie> uranus
19:05:00 <dog> freenode, ozorg, ragingfist, etc
19:06:00 <Digerati> makes you feel like going to there shop and puking in front of them
19:06:00 <Digerati> easy to do
19:06:00 <Digerati> not illegal either
19:06:00 <Digerati> i seen plenty sue out of court that way
19:06:00 <Fez> Name a nickname with z in it
19:06:00 <Cath^> Zade
19:06:00 <Cath^> :)
19:06:00 <dog> z
19:06:00 <Fez> Wd cath
19:06:00 <Fez> 4 gold stars
19:06:00 <Fez> 4 gold stars for lumeah also
19:07:00 <Digerati> $$$$
19:07:00 <Fez> Great day for cricket
19:07:00 <Digerati> get something that will make you puke, and go to a restaurant with it, and puke
19:07:00 <Thoth> thats a nice idea Digerati, but like most of your ideas, its wrong
19:07:00 <Cath^> winner!
19:07:00 <Fez> Some great answering guys
19:07:00 <Cath^> I may or may not have frequented oz org
19:08:00 <Digerati> it aint right either
19:08:00 <Digerati> so what's the point
19:08:00 <Digerati> they rip people off
19:08:00 <Thoth> umm ok
19:08:00 <Digerati> worst comes to worse they will act even more stupid when you do that
19:08:00 <jeffreys> caffateria
19:08:00 <Fez> Me too!!
19:08:00 <Cath^> hey joel
19:08:00 <jeffreys> hi
19:08:00 <jeffreys> what u doing
19:08:00 <Cath^> cybering
19:08:00 <Fez> Name meat you can get from a pig
19:08:00 <Cath^> you?
19:08:00 <jeffreys> with fez ron and diger
19:08:00 <jeffreys> ?
19:08:00 <jeffreys> the 3 despos
19:08:00 <jeffreys> lololoolol
19:09:00 <Digerati> sue them for psychological abuse as well
19:09:00 <Digerati> that's why america is broke
19:09:00 <Cath^> yes..all at once
19:09:00 <dog> Fez: prosciutto
19:09:00 <Polar> Bacon ofc
19:09:00 <Lumeah2> Pork
19:09:00 <jeffreys> The 3 Despotears
19:09:00 <Fez> Ive seen caths cyber nipples
19:09:00 <Fez> Have you?
19:09:00 <Fez> :D
19:09:00 <dog> are her cyberareolas large or small
19:10:00 <Digerati> can be done in australia as well
19:10:00 <Digerati> you need balls but
19:10:00 <Lumeah2> Ive seen everyone
19:10:00 <Lumeah2> :p
19:10:00 <jeffreys> hahaha
19:10:00 <jeffreys> lololol
19:10:00 <Polar> so fucking warm
19:10:00 <jeffreys> caff had lunch at the caffeteria cafe
19:10:00 <Polar> from -15c to +30c
19:10:00 <Cath^> you want in too joel..don't lie
19:10:00 <Cath^> speck...that's pig too yeah?
19:11:00 <Digerati> get at least a few million off mcdonalds that way
19:11:00 <Digerati> they are simple pigs, that hate children
19:11:00 <Digerati> :)
19:11:00 <Digerati> give a million from the sueing to royal childrens
19:11:00 <Digerati> your laughing
19:11:00 <jeffreys> lolololol
19:11:00 <Cath^> ( o )( o ) judge for yourself dog
19:11:00 <jeffreys> ()()
19:11:00 <jeffreys> sharpies
19:11:00 <dog> ( 13o )( 13o )
19:11:00 <Cath^> are they yours?
19:12:00 <Digerati> aint ever been done before
19:12:00 <Digerati> get it on camera
19:12:00 <Digerati> and fuck them
19:12:00 <Digerati> i work with lawyers mate
19:12:00 <Digerati> the law is corrupt
19:12:00 <Digerati> use it
19:12:00 <dog> Cath^: if your nipples touch together, do they spark?
19:12:00 <Pete> why you, so rude?
19:12:00 <dog> how is that rude
19:12:00 <jeffreys> who wants war my niggas fly plains into towers
19:12:00 <Cath^> mine done need to touch to spark
19:12:00 <Pete> lol
19:13:00 <Digerati> i don't need money
19:13:00 <Digerati> i got plenty from my dad doing army service for 20 years
19:13:00 <guest> hmmm
19:13:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:13:00 <Digerati> god rest his soul
19:13:00 <guest> nice new bootleg Levi jeans
19:13:00 <Thoth> oh? do you now?
19:13:00 <dog> Cath^: they sound like a hazard
19:13:00 <Cath^> in english joel?
19:13:00 <dog> you should wear tight fitting signage
19:13:00 <Cath^> only if you can't handle it
19:13:00 <dog> for safety
19:13:00 <Mia^Jane> ahh now i know who jeffreys is why hello cradel
19:14:00 <Digerati> thoth, i got chicken here... you got the condoms ?
19:14:00 <Thoth> nah just go raw m8
19:14:00 <Digerati> a brother in the police force, and a sister who's a nurse :)
19:14:00 <Digerati> hate my brother
19:14:00 <Digerati> his an alco
19:14:00 <dog> lycra DANGER top or similar
19:14:00 <Wookie> plains or planes
19:14:00 <Cath^> 5 cougars thanks
19:15:00 <Digerati> works for narcs
19:15:00 <Thoth> nothing wrong with a police alco
19:15:00 <Digerati> calls me for drinks
19:15:00 <Thoth> its a tough job
19:15:00 <Digerati> his a girl
19:15:00 <Thoth> a man is not a camel
19:15:00 <Digerati> snr det, and cries
19:15:00 <Digerati> girl to me
19:15:00 <Cath^> mia jane..is that you mj?
19:15:00 <Mia^Jane> i'm a friend of jackie's
19:15:00 <Cath^> kk cool
19:15:00 <Cath^> anyone going to soundwave??
19:15:00 <Wookie> :P
19:16:00 <Thoth> tbh, I've watched so many hard cunts cry their panties off
19:16:00 <Digerati> i bought him pink panties for xmas and a myer card for 1000$
19:16:00 <Thoth> to me it means nothing
19:16:00 <Digerati> he liked the panties more
19:16:00 <Digerati> he framed them on his wall
19:16:00 <Thoth> we're all just people and we all have tough times
19:16:00 <Mia^Jane> i also know chris
19:16:00 <Polar> nope but a state of trance
19:16:00 <Cath^> when's that?
19:16:00 <Fez> 5 caths thanx
19:16:00 <Fez> I mean
19:17:00 <Digerati> they are all prima donnas mate
19:17:00 <Digerati> anger issues
19:17:00 <Polar> 7th of feb Cath^
19:17:00 <Cath^> lol
19:17:00 <Cath^> kk
19:17:00 <Polar> Ever been to rainbow serpent ?
19:17:00 <Wookie> so joel u got that thumb outta your bum yet?
19:17:00 <dog> rainbow is good fun
19:17:00 <Pete> lmfao Wookie
19:17:00 <Mia^Jane> o.O
19:17:00 <Cath^> nope
19:18:00 <Digerati> everytime his on holiday, his like "let's get the boat out and get drunk in a non monitored area"
19:18:00 <Digerati> he runs and hides
19:18:00 <Digerati> "non monitored area" my arse
19:18:00 <Digerati> i had to go 4 hours from fucking merimbula to do that
19:18:00 <Cath^> Polar asl? lol
19:18:00 <Cath^> I'll asling everyone soon I promise :p
19:18:00 <Polar> haha
19:19:00 <Digerati> 4 hours of hell
19:19:00 <Digerati> just to get high
19:19:00 <Digerati> on weed and alcohol
19:19:00 <Digerati> and he was "hope a wave comes"
19:19:00 <syd_suit> plz dont, women get upset
19:19:00 <Polar> Stockholm, 25 :P
19:19:00 <Cath^> my new resokution to bring asl back :p
19:19:00 <Polar> But in Brisbane at the moment
19:19:00 <Cath^> cool
19:19:00 <dog> asl never died
19:19:00 <Fez> Asl breast size is ok isnt it?
19:20:00 <Digerati> suicidal fuck
19:20:00 <Digerati> i slapped him so many times, and he cries like a girl
19:20:00 <Digerati> hate him
19:20:00 <Digerati> :(
19:20:00 <Digerati> hey cath
19:20:00 <Polar> it never existed in my part of the world tho :P
19:20:00 <Polar> aslb
19:20:00 <Cath^> lol
19:21:00 <Cath^> hey
19:21:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpgo3Lkns5s
19:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Everly Brothers ~ Live ~ Cathy's Clown ~ 1961 (Jun 14, 2013) 2:22 - Category: Education - 418,020 views - 2,152 likes (97.7%), 51 dislikes (2.3%)
19:21:00 <Cath^> dog..pic or gtfo! :p
19:21:00 <dog> negative
19:22:00 <Digerati> thoth, i don't know man, it seems as the years go by, so do many around me, i can handle the years going by, i can't handle those around me slipping away from me
19:22:00 <Cath^> hehe
19:22:00 <dog> tall, fat, balding yet hairy
19:22:00 <dog> if that helps
19:22:00 <Cath^> hawt
19:23:00 <Digerati> that tears me to bits
19:23:00 <Digerati> but
19:23:00 <Digerati> 2 outta 3 aint bad
19:23:00 <Wookie> lol
19:23:00 <Cath^> beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
19:23:00 <Wookie> hair or shaved ass
19:23:00 <dog> sif shave my ass
19:24:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgdufzXvjqw
19:24:00 <Wookie> im sure the baboon wants his ass back once your done using it as a face
19:24:00 <Polar> would love to see ya shave your ass
19:24:00 <Polar> will be sore as fuck after a couple days
19:24:00 <dog> ^
19:24:00 <Wookie> u could bend over and get it waxed
19:24:00 <Cath^> o.o
19:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bill Haley & His Comets - Rock Around The Clock (1955) HD (Jun 25, 2013) 2:21 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,492,403 views - 6,091 likes (96.8%), 202 dislikes (3.2%)
19:25:00 <Thoth> PTSD
19:25:00 <Digerati> party to stupidly drunk
19:25:00 <Mia^Jane> wouldnt he cry like a bitch afterwards wookie?
19:25:00 <Cath^> I'd cry like a bitch
19:25:00 <Polar> mate did it once tho
19:25:00 <dog> haha
19:26:00 <Wookie> lol
19:26:00 <Wookie> that he would Mia
19:26:00 <Cath^> back, crack and sack
19:26:00 <dog> was having a silky smooth ass for a day worth the pain?
19:26:00 <Wookie> some men love to wax... isnt that right Fez
19:26:00 <Polar> na he wrote like a novel on facebook on how bad idea it was
19:26:00 <Polar> so
19:27:00 <dog> i just trim my junk, like a gentleman
19:27:00 <Cath^> lol
19:27:00 <Wookie> oh look mashpotato is back..... come here so can i eat you with my stir-fry
19:28:00 <Cath^> wow..now he cries gentleman lol
19:28:00 <Mia^Jane> yeah and i'll put some gravy on first
19:28:00 <Wookie> pour it all over his junk
19:28:00 <Mia^Jane> hahahaha
19:28:00 <Wookie> he wasnt acting like one a few mins ago
19:29:00 <dog> delicious gravy junk
19:29:00 <Mia^Jane> lol dog
19:29:00 <Wookie> yeh you would know dog
19:29:00 <Fez> Great day for cricket
19:29:00 <Wookie> dont dogs lick their own balls and penis
19:29:00 <Fez> Odis start tomorrow
19:29:00 <dog> well i wouldnt lick yours
19:29:00 <Wookie> o_O
19:29:00 <Wookie> i dont have one
19:29:00 <Fez> How great is that?
19:29:00 <Wookie> i have tits and a vagina
19:30:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfWc52smNs8
19:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Andrews Sisters - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (Feb 26, 2012) 2:46 - Category: Music - 92,269 views - 676 likes (87.5%), 97 dislikes (12.5%)
19:30:00 <dog> if i could lick my penis i would be pleased
19:30:00 <Wookie> mia will tell u that she knows me all too well
19:30:00 <dog> i didnt really want to know
19:30:00 <Mia^Jane> dog sounds like someone i used to know
19:30:00 <dog> so i wont ask mia
19:30:00 <Wookie> woof fucking woof?
19:30:00 <Cath^> lol
19:31:00 <dog> your words hurt me
19:31:00 <Wookie> care factor = zero :)
19:31:00 <syd_suit> poor mashpotato
19:32:00 <jeFFoz> i made money out of Digerati's family
19:32:00 <jeFFoz> lolol
19:32:00 <Bows> lol
19:32:00 <Resool> hello
19:32:00 <jeFFoz> I got $50 an hour to shit in his dads mouth
19:32:00 <dog> Wookie: http://stop-irc-bullying.eu/stop/
19:32:00 <Mia^Jane> dog did you used to be known as wots ur cupsize
19:32:00 <dog> negative
19:32:00 <Wookie> !dog, www.dontcare.com
19:32:00 <dog> Wookie: if you don't care, feel free to stop talking to me
19:32:00 <Cath^> settle kids
19:33:00 <chookmagnet> you talking to your friends in your head again jeFFoz
19:33:00 <Mia^Jane> a shame because that man was always a gentleman to me
19:33:00 <dog> or keep getting mad
19:33:00 <dog> up to you
19:33:00 <dog> Mia^Jane: i don't think i've ever come across that person
19:33:00 <Wookie> lol you know when im mad coz your ass gets punted out after i warn you
19:33:00 <Wookie> im not even remotely mad at all
19:33:00 <Wookie> or close to geting mad
19:33:00 <dog> good
19:33:00 <Fez> Cricket
19:33:00 <Mia^Jane> lol i know when wookie is mad and trust me she isnt even close
19:33:00 <Fez> Greatest game ever
19:34:00 <Resool> hello Dictatorati
19:34:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryrEPzsx1gQ
19:34:00 <Digerati> uhuh
19:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Tornados - Telstar (HQ) (Feb 24, 2011) 3:18 - Category: Music - 698,824 views - 2,906 likes (98.7%), 38 dislikes (1.3%)
19:34:00 <Digerati> cool story bro
19:34:00 <Digerati> where's my tabs
19:34:00 <Cath^> which channels in ozorg dog?
19:34:00 <dog> Cath^: mostly #melbourne
19:34:00 <dog> which is where i know fez from
19:34:00 <Fez> #kennel
19:34:00 <Cath^> ah we walked parallel universes
19:34:00 <Cath^> lol Fez
19:35:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhGJvGhIzaw
19:35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TaB cola ad 1982 (Oct 7, 2006) 0:31 - Category: People & Blogs - 451,957 views - likes (93.2%), dislikes (6.8%)
19:35:00 <Resool> jeFFoz hello try to be nice, i know you can
19:35:00 <dog> also chelle
19:35:00 <dog> who i saw here earlier
19:35:00 <dog> and others
19:36:00 <Fez> You dont know me dog
19:36:00 <Cath^> are you just returning to irc? a few are coming back
19:36:00 <dog> Cath^: no, i just rarely visit austnet
19:36:00 <dog> im normally just floating about elsewhere
19:36:00 <Cath^> kk
19:37:00 <jeFFoz> -.-
19:37:00 <jeFFoz> black dev got ur butt plug in today?
19:37:00 <dog> Fez: you're not kyle's brother?
19:37:00 <Fez> No
19:37:00 <dog> ah ok
19:37:00 <Fez> I dont sell fridges
19:37:00 <dog> ?
19:37:00 <dog> fridges?
19:37:00 <Mia^Jane> the pete i knew believed in hard yakka
19:37:00 <Fez> Exactly
19:37:00 <dog> oh
19:37:00 <dog> i get you
19:37:00 <Pete> ?
19:38:00 <Resool> jeFFoz tonight i will have another wired weird night in the sleeping lab
19:38:00 <jeFFoz> o ok
19:38:00 <jeFFoz> what will happen
19:38:00 <Digerati> lz
19:38:00 <chookmagnet> last he knew jeFFoz you were licking it clean
19:38:00 <Digerati> lx
19:38:00 <lx> 10,0 - The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
19:38:00 <jeFFoz> bum magnet
19:38:00 <dog> fez works in whitegoods retail or something
19:39:00 <Digerati> jeff, you should know
19:39:00 <Thoth> your dick?
19:39:00 <Thoth> or centrelink?
19:39:00 <Digerati> gaytard faggot
19:39:00 <chookmagnet> keep that and you get a blank stare jeFFoz
19:39:00 <Digerati> i love blowjobs from men :)
19:39:00 <chookmagnet> of and a blank mug
19:39:00 <Digerati> bbl
19:39:00 <lx> 1,0 That was a quick visit1,0 Digerati...
19:39:00 <Digerati> ty lx
19:39:00 <lx> 10,0 - Back of every achievement is a proud wife, and a suprised mother-in-law.
19:39:00 <Resool> last saturday it was the first night but i do not have results yet
19:40:00 <jeFFoz> http://tinypic.com/r/5wmr05/8
19:40:00 <jeFFoz> chook
19:40:00 <jeFFoz> u jelly yet?
19:40:00 <Digerati> tinypic still exist ?
19:40:00 <Digerati> i wanted to have that site pulled down years ago
19:41:00 <Digerati> but they are worth 15 grand
19:41:00 <Digerati> tinypic sounds like midget porn
19:42:00 <Digerati> rofl
19:42:00 <Digerati> this aint the 3 stooges fella
19:42:00 <Resool> tonight i will be wired again and get an oxygen mask
19:42:00 <Resool> jeFFoz
19:42:00 <jeFFoz> lolz
19:42:00 <jeFFoz> wat the hell for
19:42:00 <jeFFoz> u dying
19:43:00 <Digerati> jeFFoz try a condom on your nose as well
19:43:00 <Resool> no i hope not :)
19:43:00 <jeFFoz> On my nose
19:43:00 <jeFFoz> Sure
19:43:00 <jeFFoz> Better than farten em out in the morning after a root ay like you
19:44:00 <Digerati> does your mama chew tobbaco ?
19:45:00 <Resool> during the nights i do skip breathing this makes you wake up whacked next day
19:45:00 <Cath^> Hi Fez
19:45:00 <Fez> Hi cath
19:45:00 <Fez> Asl or gtfo
19:45:00 <Fez> Gtfo ure bewbs
19:46:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUPoHnBPcLs
19:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chubby Checker - Hooka Tooka - 1963 45rpm (Jan 9, 2014) 2:14 - Category: Music - 3,041 views - 19 likes (95%), 1 dislikes (5%)
19:46:00 <dog> hi fez
19:46:00 <Cath^> ok bye!
19:47:00 <Resool> jeFFoz dad i am talking to you
19:47:00 <jeFFoz> yer
19:47:00 <jeFFoz> did u ever inhale paint
19:47:00 <jeFFoz> or other assorted toxins
19:47:00 <stevenn> hah
19:47:00 <dog> sup stevenn
19:47:00 <stevenn> not much chilling
19:47:00 <Fez> Something i said?
19:47:00 <dog> yes
19:47:00 <dog> boobs || gtfo
19:47:00 <stevenn> wondering how come there is so many people but no one talking
19:47:00 <stevenn> but then i realised, these bots dont talk!
19:48:00 <Digerati> resool, grandad is here, fuck dad
19:48:00 <Digerati> i am a grandad
19:48:00 <dog> all feds
19:48:00 <dog> logging our crimes
19:48:00 <Polar> even bots like boobs, so that's what they talk about all day.
19:48:00 <stevenn> hi Jessica a/s/l
19:49:00 <Digerati> come to papa
19:49:00 <Resool> no never did that, it is normal to skip a few breathing but if you skip more you feel whracked next morning
19:49:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh8eb_ACLl8
19:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chubby Checker - Let's Twist Again (lyrics) (Dec 30, 2010) 2:27 - Category: Music - 7,569,773 views - 28,474 likes (98%), dislikes (2%)
19:49:00 <Resool> Digerati you are a coming up Dictator
19:49:00 <stevenn> isnt Jessica = Glenn ?
19:49:00 <stevenn> same with Victoria
19:49:00 <Fez> Botilicious
19:50:00 <jeFFoz> okies
19:50:00 <jeFFoz> ._.
19:50:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdg8K89Zq1I
19:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unbelievable Performance by David Thibault (Dec 23, 2013) 5:00 - Category: Entertainment - 4,377,089 views - 23,367 likes (98%), 465 dislikes (2%)
19:50:00 <Digerati> his 16 years old
19:50:00 <Digerati> sounds like elvis to me
19:50:00 <Thoth> kunny: painted your nails lately?
19:51:00 <Thoth> or given it up?
19:52:00 <Resool> bye
19:52:00 <jeFFoz> only when ur dads around
19:52:00 <dog> i love bots
19:53:00 <jeFFoz> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
19:53:00 <Thoth> Ok
19:53:00 <Thoth> That only makes you the fag?
19:53:00 <Thoth> But whatevs
19:53:00 <Fez> I like big bots and i can not lie
19:54:00 <dog> shake that healthy bot
19:56:00 <Wookie> or there are people around
19:56:00 <Wookie> just not here to entertain you
19:58:00 <Fez> Hi cath^
20:01:00 <Cath^> hey Fez
20:02:00 <jeffreys> Mens Asses
20:03:00 <jeffreys> mens smelly asses
20:09:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYWbIvnkXMU
20:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Martino - Come Share The Wine (Mar 7, 2008) 4:09 - Category: Music - views - likes (95.9%), dislikes (4.1%)
20:09:00 <Digerati> well done clip
20:17:00 <Bows> hi jeFFoz
20:20:00 <Digerati> bows, i puke in your direction
20:21:00 <Digerati> i should say "vomit"
20:27:00 <Resool> hello everyone
20:28:00 <Resool> hello Zade i just indicate my location because it is not Australia
20:28:00 <Zade> i just indicate my location cos it is australia
20:31:00 <Resool> being in an Australian irc channel it should be obvious that you are located in Australia
20:32:00 <Zade> some australians are not that bright
20:32:00 <Resool> how was your week until now Zade
20:32:00 <Zade> it was ok
20:32:00 <Zade> nothing flash
20:32:00 <Zade> you?
20:34:00 <Resool> i think it is not a question of being bright, i think it is a flashback that is reponsible for that
20:35:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6piHKwXVDY
20:35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Override - So Much (May 8, 2011) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 78,744 views - 1,155 likes (99.4%), 7 dislikes (0.6%)
20:35:00 <Resool> anything special
20:35:00 <Zade> nuh just work
20:37:00 <Resool> i do not work since a longer time, that makes life realy boring.
20:37:00 <Zade> eat sleep rave repeat tats about me
20:38:00 <Resool> i think it is some kind of burn-out and depression
20:38:00 <Resool> i worked as a cleaner before
20:38:00 <Resool> what do you do for living
20:39:00 <Zade> igo to uni and i am also a resource sharing coordinator at a uni
20:40:00 <Resool> are you still a student, if yes what do you study
20:40:00 <Zade> business human resource
20:41:00 <jeFFoz> sniff my underpants chooky
20:42:00 <Zade> who is chooky
20:43:00 <Digerati> why was i booted ?
20:43:00 <Digerati> :)
20:43:00 <Resool> business human resource these are the people responible that people lose their jobs
20:43:00 <Zade> yes
20:44:00 <Digerati> resool, zade... shuddup... i wanna know why i was booted :) hehe
20:44:00 <Bows> Digerati some loser as usual
20:44:00 <Zade> i think it was for sniffing jeFFoz undies
20:44:00 <Digerati> bows, go away turd
20:45:00 <TwEEk> yo!
20:45:00 <Digerati> eating some nice handmade lesbian chips
20:45:00 <Digerati> ooops
20:45:00 <Digerati> lebanese chips
20:46:00 <Digerati> lesbian lebanese, same shit
20:46:00 <Resool> lol
20:46:00 <Bows> not the same thing
20:47:00 <Bows> Digerati i was refering to the booting not yourself
20:47:00 <Resool> how is your moustache growing Digerati
20:47:00 <Digerati> i was referring to your liking of anal sex without a condom bows
20:47:00 <Digerati> lz
20:47:00 <Digerati> lx
20:47:00 <lx> 10,0 - "...an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar."
20:47:00 <Digerati> hi glenn
20:47:00 <Bows> I do like anal sex without a condom
20:48:00 <Resool> every big Dictator has a moustache
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20:48:00 <Digerati> bows, i really like you, but not that much
20:48:00 <Thoth> Totes legit, not stolen, just changed the plates eh
20:48:00 <Thoth> Need to get to Maccas
20:48:00 <Digerati> glenn i got booted :) haha
20:48:00 <Bows> booted was prob from DoC that idiot
20:48:00 <Digerati> ummm
20:48:00 <Bows> why he is an op I have no idea
20:48:00 <Digerati> i am meditating
20:49:00 <Digerati> no, i don't like it in the butt
20:49:00 <Digerati> :)
20:50:00 <Digerati> why do birds suddenly appear
20:51:00 <Digerati> i wouldn't even know how to boot
20:51:00 <Digerati> in a room of over 500 members
20:51:00 <Digerati> i leave that to super admins
20:52:00 <Digerati> then i boot them for being mean to each other :(
20:52:00 <Resool> Bows i do hate having shit at any part of my body
20:52:00 <Digerati> bad bad bad
20:52:00 <Cath^> Ta
20:52:00 <Digerati> i am actually high glenn
20:53:00 <Resool> ~:} that smile looks evil Glenn
20:53:00 <Digerati> i take oxy now for months since back operation
20:53:00 <Digerati> so don't mind me man
20:53:00 <Digerati> love this song
20:53:00 <Digerati> rock a bye baby
20:53:00 <Digerati> on the tree tops
20:53:00 <Digerati> yeah
20:54:00 <Digerati> fuck hospitals
20:54:00 <Digerati> we are boys, not men
20:54:00 <TwEEk> Cath^!!!
20:54:00 <TwEEk> holly shit ball! hai :)
20:55:00 <Resool> Digerati what kind of operation did you have
20:55:00 <Digerati> glenn, so how are you mate ?
20:55:00 <Digerati> 6th vertebrae
20:55:00 <Digerati> fun hey ?
20:55:00 <TwEEk> Cath^ Cath^ ?
20:55:00 <Digerati> hey mr tambourine man :)
20:56:00 <Digerati> cath needs men
20:56:00 <Digerati> lots of them
20:56:00 <Digerati> in a session of total lust
20:56:00 <jeFFoz> Bows is a raging pedo
20:56:00 <Digerati> and a fit of uncontrollable mirth
20:57:00 <Digerati> wtf is mirth
20:57:00 <Digerati> hey mr tambourine man play a song for me in redfern square
20:57:00 <Digerati> what is redfern like ?
20:58:00 <TwEEk> mr_ducati... long time no see
20:58:00 <Digerati> oh cmon
20:58:00 <Digerati> sheesh
20:59:00 <Resool> Digerati did you have an accident
20:59:00 <Digerati> yes
20:59:00 <Digerati> i had sex with a slut
20:59:00 <Digerati> anal was extra
21:00:00 <Digerati> glenn please forgive me
21:00:00 <Digerati> i do beesech thee :) haha
21:00:00 <Digerati> but i can only do it high
21:00:00 <Digerati> i got 4 ppl here
21:01:00 <TwEEk> Digerati: had sex witha slut? high five :)
21:01:00 <Digerati> charlie hebdos got 3 million copies
21:01:00 <Digerati> would be nice to use that money for abused children
21:01:00 <Digerati> NOT
21:02:00 <Digerati> i want to eat a terrorist
21:02:00 <Digerati> wonder what they taste like...
21:02:00 <Digerati> enough... bll
21:02:00 <Digerati> bbl
21:02:00 <lx> 1,0 No probs1,0 Digerati...
21:02:00 <Digerati> thnx lx
21:02:00 <lx> 10,0 - Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
21:02:00 <Digerati> definately
21:03:00 <Digerati> wonder what the zulus are doing this season lx
21:03:00 <lx> 10,0 - Down with categorical imperative!
21:03:00 <TwEEk> hihi lx
21:04:00 <Digerati> definately
21:04:00 <Digerati> 10 for x=1 to 10
21:05:00 <Digerati> 20 print x
21:05:00 <Digerati> yes
21:05:00 <Digerati> forgot that
21:05:00 <Digerati> actually
21:05:00 <Digerati> i didn't
21:06:00 <Digerati> i am just high
21:06:00 <Digerati> ;x ?
21:06:00 <Digerati> yes
21:06:00 <Digerati> basic
21:07:00 <Digerati> the god of languages
21:07:00 <Digerati> basic
21:07:00 <Digerati> gw
21:08:00 <TwEEk> hihi Glenn
21:08:00 <Digerati> u could do raster and gourard glenn
21:08:00 <Digerati> with gw
21:08:00 <Digerati> gourard shading is cool
21:08:00 <TwEEk> how goes it?
21:08:00 <Digerati> glenn, you like haujobb and farbrausch ?
21:08:00 <Digerati> they are ASM coders
21:09:00 <Digerati> german programmers
21:09:00 <Digerati> i love 64k demo scene man
21:10:00 <Digerati> u lk ?
21:10:00 <Digerati> they got some cool demos out
21:10:00 <Digerati> asm scene
21:11:00 <Digerati> do some wicked trance shit with that in av scene
21:11:00 <Digerati> yeah
21:11:00 <Digerati> indeed
21:11:00 <TwEEk> anybdy here a programmer?
21:11:00 <Digerati> asm or basic
21:11:00 <Digerati> nothing else
21:11:00 <Digerati> no
21:11:00 <Digerati> we are noob lamers
21:12:00 <Digerati> hmm
21:12:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:12:00 <Digerati> lx
21:12:00 <lx> 10,0 - The wind and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
21:12:00 <Digerati> i like sailing
21:12:00 <Digerati> got a boat
21:12:00 <Digerati> 16ft
21:12:00 <Digerati> nice
21:13:00 <Digerati> i used a cray to heat my room
21:13:00 <Digerati> metrowerks ?
21:13:00 <Digerati> codewarrior pro
21:13:00 <Digerati> motorola made metrowerks codewarrior pro
21:13:00 <TwEEk> you guys are coders?
21:13:00 <Digerati> no
21:14:00 <Digerati> we are just men
21:14:00 <Digerati> in tights
21:14:00 <TwEEk> manley men?
21:14:00 <Digerati> hmm
21:14:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:14:00 <Digerati> cool story bro
21:14:00 <Digerati> emacs
21:15:00 <TwEEk> whats a unix?
21:15:00 <Digerati> you could get a ultra sparc 40 man
21:15:00 <Digerati> unix is for children
21:15:00 <TwEEk> lol
21:16:00 <Digerati> it is glenn
21:16:00 <Digerati> in CAT and MRI
21:16:00 <Digerati> meowww
21:16:00 <Digerati> fuck these lesbian chips taste nce
21:16:00 <Digerati> ooops
21:16:00 <Digerati> lebanese chips
21:17:00 <Digerati> a lebanese lesbian, now that's fresh
21:18:00 <Digerati> a lebanese lesbian with lesbian lebanese chips is better
21:18:00 <dog> digerati
21:18:00 <Digerati> what
21:18:00 <dog> shut the fuck up
21:18:00 <Digerati> you a lesbian ?
21:18:00 <dog> attempt to not talk shit all the time
21:18:00 <Digerati> woof woof
21:19:00 <dog> you never have any idea what the fuck you are talking about
21:19:00 <dog> you almost certainly have a weight related learning disability
21:19:00 <dog> just chill
21:19:00 <dog> be normal
21:19:00 <Digerati> glenn, asm is still used in medicine and science
21:19:00 <Digerati> its the elite
21:19:00 <Digerati> enough said
21:19:00 <Digerati> seriously
21:19:00 <dog> i code asm
21:20:00 <Digerati> you code shit
21:20:00 <dog> haha
21:20:00 <dog> ok
21:20:00 <dog> i mostly code in x86, mips and arm
21:20:00 <Digerati> i watched a clip on youtube
21:21:00 <Digerati> and i thought it was dirty ballet in a cage
21:21:00 <dog> stop being shit
21:21:00 <dog> live your life
21:21:00 <Digerati> i play piano, and my daughter does ballet
21:21:00 <dog> you have no fucking idea what you are talking about
21:21:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es
21:21:00 <Digerati> bbl
21:21:00 <lx> 1,0 Hurry back1,0 Digerati...
21:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sia - Elastic Heart feat. Shia LaBeouf & Maddie Ziegler (Official Video) (Jan 7, 2015) 5:08 - Category: Music - 43,181,065 views - 472,711 likes (93.5%), 33,052 dislikes (6.5%)
21:21:00 <Digerati> peace
21:22:00 <Digerati> maddie vs leonidas
21:22:00 <dog> stop the irc bullshit, find yourself, live a life
21:23:00 <Digerati> sia is from adelaide
21:23:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP7bJdEstcw
21:23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Not over Yet, live from Gatecrasher (Jun 30, 2007) 7:01 - Category: Entertainment - 114,529 views - 271 likes (96.4%), 10 dislikes (3.6%)
21:24:00 <Bows> sia is a jew
21:24:00 <Digerati> athanasia ?
21:24:00 <Digerati> i hardly think so
21:24:00 <Digerati> idiot
21:24:00 <Digerati> :)
21:24:00 <dog> lol
21:24:00 <Digerati> greek
21:25:00 <Bows> she is jewish
21:25:00 <Digerati> i'll chop my dick off for that clip if she paid me a million
21:25:00 <Digerati> she is a greek
21:25:00 <Digerati> her name is cut short
21:26:00 <Bonny> sia is a greek name
21:26:00 <Digerati> sia is greek for reincarnation
21:26:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOrMg3pY7hw
21:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chuck Berry - Roll Over Beethoven (1956) (Mar 9, 2011) 2:25 - Category: Music - 139,764 views - likes (99.1%), dislikes (0.9%)
21:26:00 <dog> Digerati: i dont like being mean to you, as i dont know you, but you should stop misrepresenting yourself
21:27:00 <Digerati> thats ok i misinterpreted socrates
21:27:00 <dog> makes perfect sense
21:27:00 <Digerati> i am greek
21:27:00 <dog> lets see how deluded you can get
21:28:00 <Digerati> but not a spartan like leonidas
21:28:00 <Bows> she is jewish
21:28:00 <Digerati> she is a greek jew then
21:28:00 <Bows> thats fine
21:28:00 <Bows> greek jew
21:28:00 <Bows> goyte is also jew
21:28:00 <Digerati> 50,000 of us got killed in 1941
21:28:00 <Digerati> jews
21:28:00 <Digerati> in greece
21:28:00 <Digerati> do tell ? :)
21:29:00 <Digerati> goya ?
21:30:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPuU-iTIFoI
21:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Matisyahu - Sunshine (Acoustic) (Dec 4, 2010) 4:24 - Category: Music - 11,492,962 views - likes (98.4%), 882 dislikes (1.6%)
21:34:00 <Digerati> i think nYc is jerslm
21:35:00 <Bonny> nyc is jerusalem? rofl
21:35:00 <Digerati> bah
21:35:00 <Digerati> i dont think corio has internet
21:35:00 <Digerati> they live in the dark ages
21:36:00 <Digerati> :)
21:36:00 <Digerati> farout
21:36:00 <Digerati> what's it take to get a house
21:36:00 <Digerati> fuck apartments
21:37:00 <Digerati> i would die in a apartment with the nuisances
21:41:00 <Digerati> i took my daughter on my bike
21:41:00 <Digerati> in the sunsh
21:41:00 <Fez> Im not
21:42:00 <Resool> hello Fez :) i do know you are not
21:43:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk40cHVtUDA
21:43:00 <Fez> How do you know that
21:43:00 <Polar> only 9 months too early for the octoberfestival
21:43:00 <Fez> Becuase i told you?
21:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Moshav ft. Matisyahu "World on Fire" (Official Music Video) (Nov 27, 2013) 4:44 - Category: Music - 1,173,759 views - 3,639 likes (98.5%), 56 dislikes (1.5%)
21:44:00 <Resool> because i can whois you and it will show you domain
21:45:00 <Digerati> shalom
21:45:00 <Digerati> yo yo
21:45:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bICjAdcf2o
21:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Matisyahu ft. Eminem - Time Of Your Song/Cleaning Out My Closet (Mother Earth Remixes) (Jan 1, 2009) - Category: Music - 1,612,757 views - 4,903 likes (96.8%), 162 dislikes (3.2%)
21:45:00 <Polar> might be a proxy
21:45:00 <Resool> Polar last time i have been at the Octoberfestival was 15 years ago
21:46:00 <Digerati> android is elite in a way glenn
21:46:00 <Digerati> elite to connect to the net
21:46:00 <Digerati> in a incoginto way
21:46:00 <Digerati> for the time being
21:46:00 <dog> jesus you're fucking clueless
21:46:00 <Bows> he is
21:46:00 <Digerati> i said
21:46:00 <Bows> he's fucked in the head
21:46:00 <Polar> in münich?
21:46:00 <Resool> yes in munich might be even 18 years ago i can not remember
21:46:00 <Polar> yea went there like 2 years ago, pretty awesome
21:47:00 <dog> yes
21:47:00 <Digerati> for the "time being"
21:47:00 <Digerati> idiot
21:47:00 <Digerati> dick
21:47:00 <Digerati> dicks
21:47:00 <Digerati> android is fine
21:47:00 <Digerati> dicks...
21:47:00 <dog> i am unsurprised that you think about dicks so much
21:47:00 <Digerati> not as much as you
21:47:00 <dog> correct
21:47:00 <dog> i am more surprised
21:47:00 <Resool> hello Ana_Ng
21:47:00 <Ana_Ng> good day resool
21:47:00 <Polar> the owner of some bar came out and were like "hey guys u've drunk 100L beer" :D
21:47:00 <Polar> insane week
21:48:00 <Digerati> now
21:48:00 <Digerati> peace...
21:48:00 <Digerati> love...
21:48:00 <Digerati> eminem...
21:48:00 <Digerati> :)
21:48:00 <dog> Digerati: you're better off letting people know about your disability
21:48:00 <dog> hiding it seems like shame
21:48:00 <dog> do not show shame
21:48:00 <Digerati> yeah, i got cerebral palsy, i like to suck prisoners dicks
21:49:00 <Digerati> now stfu
21:49:00 <Digerati> :)
21:49:00 <dog> no need to be rude
21:49:00 <Digerati> no
21:49:00 <dog> i was being serious
21:49:00 <Digerati> but you are
21:49:00 <Digerati> you are being a tard
21:49:00 <dog> no wonder so few people like you
21:49:00 <dog> you behave like an asshole
21:49:00 <Resool> did you vomit
21:49:00 <Polar> not that day
21:49:00 <Polar> but yes
21:49:00 <Resool> Ana_Ng we are talking about the Oktoberfest in munich
21:49:00 <Ana_Ng> they should put plaques on the barstools with your names on tem
21:49:00 <Ana_Ng> ah
21:50:00 <Digerati> i do ?
21:50:00 <Digerati> really ? :)
21:50:00 <dog> brb
21:50:00 <lx> 1,0 No probs1,0 dog...
21:50:00 <Digerati> i don't think so, not when people attack me for no reason'
21:50:00 <Digerati> i dont play the innocent victim
21:50:00 <Digerati> read logs
21:50:00 <Polar> they should
21:51:00 <Digerati> i am nothing
21:51:00 <Bonny> you're sounding like b1 lol
21:51:00 <Resool> hehe i am Resool the loser. i am not looser or a looser :P
21:53:00 <Resool> the octoberfestival is becoming to dangerous because of islam terrorist.
21:54:00 <Taco> Digerati is B1's brother
21:54:00 <Taco> I'm not even making that up
21:54:00 <Taco> They lie about it though because they have altercations all the time
21:54:00 <Taco> But don't they look alike?
21:54:00 <Polar> at least IS members aren't welcome back
21:54:00 <Polar> but they'll probably figure it out anyway
21:55:00 <Digerati> no way :(
21:56:00 <Digerati> i have always been nice
21:56:00 <Resool> But all they can to is observing them
21:56:00 <Polar> until US kills them
21:56:00 <Resool> :)
21:57:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6GFJb02FlM
21:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KOOL & THE GANG (COLLECTION) HD (Jul 23, 2013) 02:00:58 - Category: Music - 1,455,149 views - 3,357 likes (96.3%), 130 dislikes (3.7%)
21:58:00 <Resool> people using proxy to disguise there connections are getting on the black list
21:58:00 <Resool> the are not welcome in the USA
21:59:00 <guest> Lookin Kewl
22:01:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuvPvUmEzoE
22:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boys Town Gang - Can't take my eyes off you. (Mar 19, 2011) 5:39 - Category: Music - 10,876,988 views - 38,879 likes (98.2%), 713 dislikes (1.8%)
22:01:00 <Resool> in Germany you do not need to identify yourself with a ID card before you can use the internet shop
22:01:00 <Polar> Do u need to in Australia?
22:03:00 <Resool> or you are using a sim card with a fake identity to surf the internet, but carefull never use one of your own devices because the do store the imie number of the device as well
22:04:00 <Resool> Polar where are you located
22:05:00 <Polar> Brisbane atm but I live in Sweden
22:06:00 <Resool> lol
22:06:00 <Polar> hopefully you can still understand me though ;)
22:06:00 <Resool> secret service of Sweden?
22:06:00 <Polar> SÄPO yup
22:08:00 <Digerati> sorry glenn
22:08:00 <Digerati> i am just out of it atm
22:08:00 <Digerati> i aint usely like this man
22:09:00 <Digerati> i sincerely apologise man
22:09:00 <Digerati> anyway
22:10:00 <Digerati> so you code...
22:10:00 <Digerati> thats a profession
22:12:00 <Digerati> coding is not easy
22:12:00 <dog> Digerati: i dont like making you a victim, but you are clearly deluded
22:12:00 <Digerati> it never was
22:12:00 <Digerati> dog, stfu
22:13:00 <Digerati> taco can go to hell
22:13:00 <dog> Digerati: i'm not making fun of you, i just think you are unwell
22:13:00 <Digerati> no shit sherlock
22:13:00 <Taco> Ok?
22:13:00 <Digerati> your a genius
22:13:00 <Digerati> wow
22:13:00 <dog> you're
22:13:00 <Digerati> your
22:13:00 <guest> YA
22:13:00 <Digerati> i am a simple person
22:13:00 <guest> i am a nice person
22:14:00 <dog> im not trying to be mean
22:14:00 <dog> relax
22:14:00 <Digerati> your a bad person
22:14:00 <guest> no im not
22:14:00 <Digerati> you are mean
22:14:00 <guest> you're
22:14:00 <guest> :P
22:14:00 <Digerati> your
22:14:00 <Digerati> your...
22:15:00 <guest> hmm
22:15:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:15:00 <Digerati> ummm
22:15:00 <dog> Digerati: relax
22:15:00 <dog> everything is ok
22:15:00 <guest> Digerati: chill out bruz
22:15:00 <guest> have another goon bruz
22:15:00 <Digerati> throws dog a bone'
22:15:00 <Digerati> go away
22:16:00 <Digerati> al qaeda loves charlie homo
22:17:00 <Digerati> didn't realise muslims are homos
22:17:00 <Digerati> that's a twist
22:18:00 <Digerati> oh well
22:18:00 <Digerati> better get the lube out
22:18:00 <guest> i think the indian security guards at this place are homos
22:18:00 <guest> which is why they are always trying to move people on who are hanging around there
22:18:00 <guest> because they probably buming each other in the office room
22:19:00 <Digerati> i think muslims and islam is moving into homo fantasies and mohammad being a fag homo
22:19:00 <Digerati> democracy is good
22:19:00 <guest> u know what i rekon it is
22:20:00 <guest> circumcision
22:20:00 <guest> circumcision causes them to have mental health issues
22:20:00 <dog> Digerati: it's amazing how little you seem to know of anything you pretend to be expert at
22:20:00 <guest> human men aren't ment to be circumsized
22:21:00 <dog> Digerati: the moment i met you, you hit me with my main expertise, claiming i know nothing of it
22:21:00 <dog> yet you showed how retardedly ignorant you were in about 5 minutes
22:21:00 <dog> now you're repeating this shit
22:21:00 <guest> dog, whats this .org.au domain you have
22:21:00 <dog> Digerati: why dont you just stop being a dick
22:21:00 <guest> woof woof
22:21:00 <Digerati> i think mohammad definately was a faggot... all those men that loved his practises of hating women
22:21:00 <dog> guest: its a .org.au domain
22:22:00 <guest> yes but im just saying i dont know any ISPs i can think of that are .org.au
22:22:00 <guest> just wondering what it would be
22:22:00 <Digerati> :)
22:22:00 <dog> keep wondering
22:22:00 <dog> enjoy it
22:23:00 <Digerati> keep making us sick
22:23:00 <guest> dog, you just want a pat :)
22:23:00 <Digerati> of your shit
22:23:00 <Digerati> your
22:23:00 <dog> Digerati: you're clearly already sick
22:23:00 <dog> Digerati: i hope you get better
22:23:00 <Digerati> you should know what sick is
22:23:00 <guest> dog, do you like bones ?
22:23:00 <guest> :)
22:23:00 <Digerati> you clearly need a operation
22:24:00 <Chris> lol
22:24:00 <dog> im trying to be kind and all you can do is attack me
22:24:00 <guest> lol
22:25:00 <guest> a operation
22:25:00 <Digerati> a transectomitial tri dialis will not do
22:25:00 <Chris> Digerati, Allah will save you
22:25:00 <Digerati> you will have to go all the way
22:25:00 <guest> let's go all the way
22:25:00 <dog> Digerati: what are you going to do when your parents die?
22:26:00 <Digerati> :)
22:26:00 <Digerati> hahaha
22:26:00 <Digerati> HAHAHA
22:26:00 <guest> what kind of question is that
22:26:00 <guest> lol
22:26:00 <dog> one that hit home
22:26:00 <Digerati> stfu
22:26:00 <dog> judging by the unbalanced response
22:27:00 <Digerati> weather in cambodia
22:27:00 <Digerati> nice
22:27:00 <Digerati> hearing cambodian weather
22:27:00 <dog> Digerati: relax
22:27:00 <dog> its all fine
22:27:00 <Digerati> zzzzz
22:27:00 <Digerati> u bore me dick
22:28:00 <Digerati> do a dance
22:28:00 <Digerati> with your anus showing
22:28:00 <dog> im beginning to wonder if i was wrong about english being your first language
22:28:00 <Digerati> no
22:28:00 <Digerati> your a dick
22:28:00 <Chris> be nice to the doggie
22:29:00 <Digerati> simple
22:29:00 <Digerati> he needs it doggie style
22:29:00 <dog> Digerati: you claim to be intellectually superior but you cant even deal with simple arguments relating to your intelligence
22:30:00 <dog> Digerati: i understand that you became handicapped at some point
22:30:00 <Digerati> intelligence ?
22:30:00 <dog> Digerati: i dont want to be cruel
22:30:00 <Digerati> you have intelligence ?
22:30:00 <Digerati> :) hahaha
22:30:00 <dog> you sure showed me
22:30:00 <dog> im serious though
22:31:00 <Digerati> try knowledge first
22:31:00 <Digerati> you are stupid, not serious
22:31:00 <Digerati> we all learn
22:31:00 <Digerati> i learnt
22:31:00 <Digerati> no such thing as intelligence
22:31:00 <dog> :)
22:31:00 <Digerati> a person who is metally retarded has intelligence
22:31:00 <Digerati> so stfu
22:32:00 <dog> Digerati: have you ever stopped to consider the things you say, and how you cause your self to be portrayed to those who listen?
22:32:00 <Digerati> but there is one thing i know
22:32:00 <Digerati> i don't need to learn from you
22:32:00 <dog> you definitely could learn from me
22:32:00 <Digerati> i learnt from humans
22:32:00 <Digerati> not from dogs
22:33:00 <dog> you call me dog like you think its not a name i chose for myself
22:33:00 <Bows> dont worry about him he's a fucking nut case
22:33:00 <dog> i know
22:33:00 <dog> poor guy
22:34:00 <Chris> haha
22:34:00 <dog> clear mental issues
22:35:00 <guest> lol
22:35:00 <guest> u fkn dog
22:35:00 <dog> sup guest
22:36:00 <guest> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdRkuLmod-I
22:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rod Stewart - Windy Town (Feb 6, 2012) - Category: People & Blogs - 10,177 views - 51 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
22:36:00 <dog> nice
22:36:00 <dog> i dont listen to rod often
22:36:00 <dog> but i do enjoy him
22:37:00 <dog> i dont believe i have heard this one at all before
22:37:00 <dog> thank you
22:53:00 <Mia^Jane> some things never change do they Chris?:)
23:14:00 <guest> Group hug
23:15:00 <guest> come on guys
23:20:00 <Taco> nah, I'm ok
23:40:00 <clubsamwich> wow ...it's like flame in the topic
23:40:00 <clubsamwich> ....NOT
23:40:00 <clubsamwich> hehe
23:40:00 <guest> HOT
23:41:00 <clubsamwich> GOT
23:41:00 <guest> GROUP HUG
23:41:00 <clubsamwich> GROUP SHRUG
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