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00:00:00 <Resool> Happy New Year
00:00:00 <milk> l8r
00:00:00 <nate> happy pork chops
00:02:00 <Digerati> happy new year :)
00:02:00 <Digerati> lotsa fireworks outside :)
00:03:00 <Digerati> sounds like ww3 :)
00:04:00 <nate> u get em digi
00:04:00 <nate> give them a moon
00:04:00 <nate> ball sack hanging down is the bonus
00:04:00 <DoC> brb
00:04:00 <lx> 1,0 We'll still be here1,0 DoC...
00:04:00 <Digerati> wishing world peace 2015
00:08:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww
00:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alice Cooper - Poison (Oct 25, 2009) 4:29 - Category: Music - 33,147,195 views - 120,401 likes (98.5%), 1,878 dislikes (1.5%)
00:14:00 <Digerati> if you had a choice of a holiday overseas, where would you go ?>
00:14:00 <Zade> spain
00:14:00 <Digerati> spain is nice
00:14:00 <Digerati> running of the bulls :)
00:16:00 <Zade> ibiza
00:18:00 <satie> https://web.archive.org/web/20030608115710/http://www.peppermintgrove.org/wesley/wesley5.swf
00:19:00 <spaceman> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ58kAyUzNU
00:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ♫ Best Progressive Trance Mix 2014 Vol. #1 [HD] ♫ (Nov 7, 2014) 13:04 - Category: Music - 301+ views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:22:00 <c> hi
00:22:00 <satie> hi little fella
00:22:00 <satie> https://web.archive.org/web/20030608115710/http://www.peppermintgrove.org/wesley/wesley5.swf
00:23:00 <c> little
00:23:00 <c> lol
00:23:00 <c> whats ya doing
00:24:00 <satie> Fuck all
00:26:00 <c> nothing to do
00:29:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi
00:34:00 <SpanishGuy12> hi C
00:34:00 <SpanishGuy12> hi satie
00:34:00 <c> hi
00:35:00 <c> night
00:36:00 <jigsaw> hny everyone
00:37:00 <Cath^> happy new year
00:44:00 <jigsaw> ok its over
00:51:00 <jigsaw> re bee
00:51:00 <bee_girl> hey jigsaw
00:53:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hey bee_girl
00:53:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hey Jigsaw
00:56:00 <jigsaw> hi
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
00:57:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi Kate
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey cath!
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Happy new year
00:57:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi Kate Happy New Year
00:57:00 <jigsaw> caffee and kake mmm together at last
00:58:00 <SpanishGuy12> Cath Happy New Year
00:58:00 <Cath^> hey kaatonic_kate01 thanks..you too ;)
00:58:00 <SpanishGuy12> lol
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
00:58:00 <Cath^> katatonic_kate01 too lol
00:58:00 <Cath^> hey SpanishGuy12 happy new year
00:58:00 <SpanishGuy12> Cheers
00:58:00 <SpanishGuy12> did u end up going City Cath ?
00:59:00 <Cath^> nope
00:59:00 <Cath^> where did you end up?
00:59:00 <SpanishGuy12> City
00:59:00 <Cath^> where did you drink?
00:59:00 <SpanishGuy12> The Star
01:00:00 <Cath^> nice
01:00:00 <SpanishGuy12> I know aye :P
01:00:00 <SpanishGuy12> got my drink ON
01:00:00 <Cath^> :)
01:00:00 <SpanishGuy12> what did u end up doing Cath^ ?
01:00:00 <Cath^> hey vamp
01:01:00 <Cath^> not much quiet one
01:01:00 <SpanishGuy12> oh ok
01:02:00 <jigsaw> no, its "who did you end up doing Cath^"
01:02:00 <Cath^> not you jigsaw
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
01:02:00 <Cath^> lol
01:04:00 <SpanishGuy12> lol
01:13:00 <milk> wut?
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> er
01:16:00 <SpanishGuy12> night all
01:34:00 <Taco> so how is the security guard industry?
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps and freaks
02:34:00 <Resool> hello milk
02:34:00 <milk> hello Resool
02:35:00 <Resool> sorry because of yesterday, it was a misunderstanding
02:36:00 <milk> I was drunk
02:36:00 <Resool> do you have a hangover :)
02:36:00 <milk> no I got some sleep
02:36:00 <milk> did you have a good new year?
02:37:00 <Resool> i was alone, because my wife decided to stay in the city with some friends
02:38:00 <milk> oh, I'm sorry you didn't have a party to go to
02:38:00 <Resool> she came home one houre after midnight
03:10:00 <spaceman> https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/analogy-2014/id896044797
03:10:00 <spaceman> album 1-5
03:11:00 <spaceman> TOO HOT TO SLEEP
03:14:00 <spaceman> TOO HOT TO SLEEP
03:15:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHFFuukk9Y8
03:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dragon - April Sun In Cuba (Apr 12, 2007) - Category: Music - 603,374 views - 1,540 likes (97.7%), 36 dislikes (2.3%)
03:15:00 <spaceman> i like dragon
03:17:00 <bee_girl> come on take me!
03:17:00 <milk> DRM the internet
03:17:00 <spaceman> ok
03:18:00 <spaceman> beegirl send me some nudes to my mobile
03:19:00 <bee_girl> lol
03:19:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIrUqsB-0vw
03:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Australian Crawl - Reckless (1983) (Aug 11, 2007) 5:19 - Category: Music - 1,222,656 views - 3,527 likes (97.9%), 76 dislikes (2.1%)
03:19:00 <bee_girl> dont be so
03:23:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
03:23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Redgum - I Was Only 19 (1983) (Jul 9, 2007) 4:32 - Category: Music - 2,848,032 views - 10,571 likes (98%), 215 dislikes (2%)
03:38:00 <spaceman> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
03:39:00 <static`> lolllll
03:45:00 <spaceman> bee u up for anal
03:46:00 <spaceman> huge bowl cornflakes XD
03:47:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh44QPT1mPE
03:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Young - Heart Of Gold (Sep 12, 2006) 5:12 - Category: Music - 39,171,226 views - 127,918 likes (98.1%), 2,538 dislikes (1.9%)
03:48:00 <milk> hey
03:52:00 <static`> bee ?
03:52:00 <static`> oh
03:52:00 <spaceman> BEE SIT ON MY FACE PLS
03:53:00 <spaceman> would u like a cock pic bee
03:54:00 <spaceman> mm coffee
03:56:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6vp1EMnqho
03:56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Young - In Concert 1971 BBC [1080p] (May 7, 2013) 28:56 - Category: Music - 445,561 views - 2,629 likes (98%), 53 dislikes (2%)
03:56:00 <spaceman> watching basketball
04:05:00 <Resool> happy new year everyone
04:08:00 <DrGore> well done
04:10:00 <Resool> hello DrGore why aren't you at a happy new year party
04:12:00 <DrGore> tripping balls
04:13:00 <DrGore> it's 4am here
04:18:00 <milk> hello Resool
04:24:00 <Resool> hello milk you are back
04:46:00 <milk> http://imgur.com/Mw2u0Ll
04:49:00 <bee_girl> hey milk
04:49:00 <milk> heya
04:50:00 <static`> i let these people over last night
04:50:00 <static`> cause i was drinking and that right
04:51:00 <static`> anyway
04:51:00 <static`> there is a letter missing
04:51:00 <static`> for someone that lives here
04:51:00 <static`> im like wtf
04:51:00 <static`> cause i woke up in the morning and it looked like they had been looking through stuff
04:51:00 <static`> dodgy fucks
04:51:00 <static`> nothing is missing just a letter is missing
04:52:00 <static`> cause i remember putting it there and its gone
04:52:00 <static`> they were in the room having sex
04:52:00 <bee_girl> fuckers
04:53:00 <static`> i hope its not an important letter
04:53:00 <static`> like it looked like it was for a bank or something
04:53:00 <milk> were you expecting anything?
04:53:00 <static`> but they wouldnt be able to use a card that was sent in the mail to someone would they ?
04:53:00 <static`> i dunno
04:53:00 <static`> like one of them must have been looking through boxes in my garage but who the fuck does that
04:53:00 <static`> just start peaking around someones stuff
04:54:00 <milk> yes, I went out
04:54:00 <static`> like i'd never do that to people
04:54:00 <milk> common thieves?
04:54:00 <static`> yer assholes
04:55:00 <static`> i mean didn't even ask if they could go in this particular bedroom in my house
04:55:00 <static`> fkn bash their heads in
04:55:00 <static`> i wasn't thinking straight cause i was drunk
04:56:00 <Resool> :)
04:56:00 <milk> well, it was a party night
04:56:00 <static`> i just remember playing music and shit and then i woke up on the couch
04:56:00 <static`> and then i looked around and they had fucking looked through stuff in my house
05:01:00 <milk> you must be closing in on the big moment?
05:03:00 <Resool> milk it is 7 pm here
05:03:00 <milk> 2am here
05:11:00 <spaceman> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:41:00 <Resool> hello Ana_Ng
05:42:00 <Ana_Ng> hallo
05:42:00 <Ana_Ng> good evening; has the party started yet?
05:43:00 <Resool> the party is over all men gone home :P
05:43:00 <FOBZTA> Morning
05:44:00 <Resool> it is almost 2 am in sydney
05:45:00 <Ana_Ng> but you are in germany
05:45:00 <Resool> it is 7:45 pm almost 4 hours to go
05:45:00 <milk> http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02723/Toyota_taxi_1_2723901b.jpg
05:49:00 <milk> partae
05:50:00 <Ana_Ng> 10am here in alaska
05:52:00 <Resool> milk do you like hiking
05:53:00 <milk> done some in the past
05:56:00 <Resool> google is your friend
05:56:00 <Resool> hiking clubs sydney
05:56:00 <Resool> animal shelters sydney
05:56:00 <Resool> speed dating sydney
05:57:00 <Resool> single bar sydney (carefull not ending up in a gay's bar)
06:03:00 <milk> we call it bushwalking
06:03:00 <milk> I joined the National Trust
06:06:00 <Resool> a good way to meet people. While walking you start talking
06:08:00 <milk> ?
06:08:00 <Resool> volunteer in a animal shelter taking out dog's make you meet a lot of women. Walk and talk to find out who is single
06:08:00 <milk> old people?
06:09:00 <milk> single mothers?
06:10:00 <Resool> in the animal shelter you meet younger people too
06:10:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claremont_serial_murders
06:11:00 <milk> I have a cat
06:12:00 <milk> people were suggesting volunterring at the zoo a few years back
06:12:00 <Ana_Ng> all the respectable single women are at neighborhood bars
06:12:00 <Resool> are you talking about yourself
06:12:00 <Ana_Ng> yes!
06:12:00 <Resool> Ana_Ng
06:13:00 <Ana_Ng> i am there to make the old guys feel like they are still sexy
06:14:00 <Resool> as long as your drinks are free :)
06:14:00 <Ana_Ng> heh, most of the time they are
06:14:00 <milk> hmmm
06:14:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
06:14:00 <Resool> i guess you do not want to take one of them home :)
06:15:00 <milk> well, I could ring my old mate and see if he has any weed
06:16:00 <Ana_Ng> i take some home!
06:16:00 <Resool> milk if you would meet Ana_Ng and say hello, she would say "let's go"
06:16:00 <milk> what like casual sex?
06:16:00 <Resool> :)
06:16:00 <milk> I done the nightclub scene
06:16:00 <milk> drinking at pubs
06:16:00 <milk> looking in cafes
06:17:00 <milk> nowhere can I find a woman who likes
06:17:00 <milk> me
06:17:00 <Resool> you should work on your strategy
06:17:00 <Ana_Ng> i refer to it as volunteering at the senior center
06:18:00 <milk> well i'm not really the sort of person who...
06:18:00 <Resool> do not be that mean
06:18:00 <Resool> Ana_Ng
06:21:00 <milk> I don't know
06:21:00 <Resool> this is almost as being a necrophiliac
06:21:00 <milk> I'm not really a fast lane person
06:21:00 <milk> you're not seriously suggesting I work in the morgue?
06:26:00 <Resool> no i did not. Ana_Ng proposed to volunteer at the senior center. As you are looking for a girlfriend this would be as being a necrophiliac
06:29:00 <Resool> Ana_Ng how old are you ?
06:33:00 <milk> well I for one feel offended
06:42:00 <Resool> Ana_Ng are you going to a Party
06:45:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry i am at work right now
06:46:00 <Ana_Ng> i am 45
06:46:00 <Ana_Ng> i didn't suggest going to the senior center
06:46:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm saying that the men i date tend to be older
07:10:00 <Resool> <Ana_Ng>i refer to it as volunteering at the senior center
07:11:00 <Resool> my wife she is older than me. i alway felt attracted by mature women
07:11:00 <Resool> i hope i can clear this misunderstanding with milk tomorrow
07:13:00 <Ana_Ng> hee hee
07:33:00 <spaceman> hmm...
07:33:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
07:40:00 <Lumeah> Hi shadsy
07:40:00 <Lumeah> Hi shadys.
07:40:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
07:43:00 <FOBZTA> You blokes are cracking jokes
07:43:00 <FOBZTA> Hi lumeah
08:02:00 <Lumeah> Hi FOBZTA!! Happy new year! :)
09:00:00 <subway> hi Wookie how are you?
09:00:00 <Wookie> feeling ok
09:00:00 <Wookie> yourself
09:02:00 <subway> yes feeling great
09:02:00 <subway> happy new year
09:02:00 <Wookie> you too
09:05:00 <Washington_Daily> Wookie
09:05:00 <Washington_Daily> Wookie: how are you?
09:05:00 <Washington_Daily> rofl
09:06:00 <Wookie> uts a new year change that stupid line or its a perm ban
09:06:00 <Wookie> thats all i have to say
09:08:00 <Washington_Daily> Can I create a new line which means the same thing?
09:08:00 <Wookie> no
09:08:00 <Washington_Daily> Wookie, you know..
09:08:00 <Wookie> @wookie, doesnt want to know or cares enough for shit stirring idiots
09:08:00 <Washington_Daily> Like you get so worked up over little things, perhaps the new year you could learn to let go...?
09:09:00 <Wookie> so therefore my tolerance level is now 0
09:09:00 <Washington_Daily> It's all about Wookie
09:09:00 <Wookie> just be warned
09:09:00 <Washington_Daily> Good name for a tv show
09:09:00 <Wookie> stop shit stirring me and fuck off
09:17:00 <Washington_Daily> Alright then
09:17:00 <Washington_Daily> What's on the agenda for today?
09:19:00 <subway> hey Wookie whats up today?
09:20:00 <subway> wookie what u on about?
09:21:00 <subway> * Wookie changes topic to '`%%,`%%,`%%, Welcome to #Sydney,Happy Holidays!!! %%,`%%,`%%,'
09:21:00 <subway> perma ban?
09:24:00 <subway> Wookie why are u even an op in a sydney room you dont even live here
09:31:00 <Wookie> coz i got asked is there a problem with me being a op in a channel when i dont live in the city?
09:31:00 <Wookie> probably nothing last 4 days have been constant movement
09:33:00 <subway> but whats perma ban Wookie?
09:33:00 <subway> who u perma banning and why?
09:33:00 <Wookie> doenst matter who it is
09:34:00 <Wookie> must be question people and what they do day
09:34:00 <Fez> Hi subway
09:34:00 <Wookie> but if it is important it would be washington_daily and it would be for his constant stirring of me
09:34:00 <Fez> How are you?
09:36:00 <Wookie> however i have a better idea /ignore nickname 3 will work
09:41:00 <subway> why would u do that?
09:41:00 <subway> Wookie whats for lunch
09:41:00 <subway> im going to have some lunch soon i think
09:43:00 <Wookie> fuck me dead i just got up and havent even had my breakfast and your already talking lunch
09:44:00 <subway> whats for breakfast then
09:47:00 <Wookie> no idea prolly wait for bf to get up and ill ask him
09:48:00 <Wookie> we normally do breakfast together
09:50:00 <subway> do it on ur own with us
09:52:00 <Wookie> no thanks
09:53:00 <Fez> Subway for breaky subway?
09:53:00 <subway> why not???
09:54:00 <Washington_Daily> Wookie
09:54:00 <Wookie> im not hungry
09:54:00 <Washington_Daily> Wookie: whats for breaky?
09:54:00 <Wookie> and ill eat when im ready
09:54:00 <Washington_Daily> I had nutrigrain and a punnet of strawberries
09:54:00 <Washington_Daily> and coffee
09:54:00 <Wookie> are you this over bearing in real life or are you only doing it to get on my nerves
09:55:00 <Washington_Daily> I'm actually a very nice talkative person, most people like me... Although, some people just don't like me very much :/
09:55:00 <Washington_Daily> You might be one of those peeps Wookie :(
09:55:00 <Fez> You are polite washington
09:56:00 <Fez> Asking civil questions
09:56:00 <Washington_Daily> Why thank you Fez
09:56:00 <Fez> Nothing weird or nothin
09:56:00 <Washington_Daily> I'm waiting for my friend to get here, we are going to the beach, I am a little worried, he is new to the surf beaches.
09:56:00 <Washington_Daily> I'll stick close to him
09:56:00 <Fez> Nice
09:57:00 <subway> beach is good
09:57:00 <subway> went yesterday very nice and toasty
09:57:00 <subway> Wookie you have beaches in qld?
09:57:00 <Washington_Daily> yeah man 38 in Melbs today I think
09:57:00 <Wookie> what do u think
09:57:00 <Washington_Daily> its heating up now
09:58:00 <Washington_Daily> Wookie are you on the coast?
09:58:00 <Washington_Daily> The eastern coast is a lot better than the south coast, a lot less rip tides and messy waves
09:59:00 <subway> im sydney
09:59:00 <subway> will be really hot today i can tell
09:59:00 <Washington_Daily> anywhere from Sydney up is good
09:59:00 <subway> news lies, weather liars
09:59:00 <Washington_Daily> bloody oath it does
09:59:00 <subway> rain on xmas rain here and rain there = my ass
09:59:00 <subway> i wonder if s.a hits 42 like they recon
09:59:00 <subway> fuck that LOL
09:59:00 <Washington_Daily> too hot
10:00:00 <Washington_Daily> You got aircon there Wookie?
10:03:00 <Fez> I just worked out something
10:03:00 <subway> whats that?
10:04:00 <Fez> If i had a nick called dick.. maybe chicks and gays might talk to me more
10:04:00 <subway> do it
10:04:00 <subway> maybe Wookie might be nicer too
10:05:00 <Wookie> i put two twits on /ignore nickname 3
10:05:00 <Wookie> maybe ill put subway on that list
10:05:00 <subway> what have I done?
10:05:00 <subway> who did you put on ignore?
10:06:00 <subway> nobody did anything to you Wookie, calm down its 2015
10:06:00 <Fez> Its ok subway
10:06:00 <Fez> Shes put me in that list and still replies to me
10:06:00 <Fez> No harm no foul
10:06:00 <Wookie> your irritating questions are starting to get on my nerves
10:06:00 <subway> what questions?
10:07:00 <subway> i asked how you were and if you had beaches near you and what you are having for lunch
10:07:00 <subway> then asked if you would consider having breakfast with us on here and ditching the bf
10:08:00 <Washington_Daily> Wookie: are you good with locating torrents? I really want the DLC Blade Wolf for Metal Gear Rising, xbox 360
10:09:00 <subway> is xbox360 easy to hack?
10:09:00 <Washington_Daily> there i a lot of soldering etc to do, if you want it so you can play EVERYTHING for free... Too hard for me
10:10:00 <Washington_Daily> But just doing the drive so it plays burnt games is a lot easier
10:10:00 <Washington_Daily> I got The Last Of Us remastered for ps4 for xmas from my dad, that was a cool game
10:11:00 <Washington_Daily> was / is
10:11:00 <subway> how easy is it to do the drive?
10:13:00 <Washington_Daily> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2OWyKmIFGo
10:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Flash Every Phat Xbox 360 Drive [2015 Tutorial] (May 18, 2013) 32:58 - Category: Gaming - 227,531 views - likes (96.6%), 48 dislikes (3.4%)
10:13:00 <Washington_Daily> Its like, you or I could do it... But It would be so much easier to pay someone 40 dollars to do it if you know what I mean?
10:14:00 <subway> of course
10:14:00 <subway> i hacked a wii so this might be ok
10:15:00 <Washington_Daily> oh yeah, I have to do that for my dad, he wants one like yours
10:15:00 <Washington_Daily> with all the old emulators and stuff on it
10:15:00 <subway> yep
10:15:00 <subway> its not hard
10:15:00 <subway> if Wookie exists then this is easy
10:15:00 <Washington_Daily> true that
10:16:00 <subway> wookie do u have an xbox260?
10:18:00 <subway> if i bought an xbox360 today would the drive be one of those in the vid?
10:19:00 <subway> i wish i could my ps3
10:19:00 <Washington_Daily> Ps3 is such a pain, you almost have to buy one pre modded.. If you get one of the old 360's like the fat version int he video
10:19:00 <Washington_Daily> then you will be fine
10:19:00 <Washington_Daily> even most of the slim ones are okay to do, but there are a few that are not okay to do
10:20:00 <subway> mmmm
10:24:00 <subway> Wookie i love u
10:24:00 <chookmagnet> get in line
10:25:00 <subway> im already there waiting
10:25:00 <subway> who's first?
10:26:00 <chookmagnet> so you are saying who's up next?
10:33:00 <subway> i guess not too sure
10:33:00 <subway> how are you doing chookmagnet?
10:33:00 <chookmagnet> who's next?
10:33:00 <chookmagnet> recovering from the break
10:33:00 <chookmagnet> yourself?
10:36:00 <subway> not recovering
10:36:00 <subway> just enjoying life
10:36:00 <subway> what sort of recovering are you doing?
10:38:00 <chookmagnet> from here to the hawkesbury xmas eve, to warwick farm xmas day, moving and help get a garden shed setup and stacked last 3 days
10:39:00 <chookmagnet> the holiday things
10:39:00 <subway> ohh i thought you meant from partying
10:39:00 <chookmagnet> too busy with artworks
10:39:00 <chookmagnet> between resting
10:40:00 <chookmagnet> have an order but have to wait for supplies :P
10:41:00 <subway> you do art?
10:42:00 <chookmagnet> digital
10:43:00 <subway> cool
10:43:00 <subway> what sort of stuff?
10:43:00 <chookmagnet> from photographs
10:43:00 <chookmagnet> people
10:43:00 <chookmagnet> animals
10:43:00 <subway> what do you do with it?
10:43:00 <subway> like when you say art what do you mean?
10:43:00 <subway> like landscape paintings or portraits?
10:44:00 <chookmagnet> errrrrrrr
10:44:00 <chookmagnet> i change the colours, gamma, smudge the picture and create a background
10:44:00 <subway> ohh right nice
10:44:00 <chookmagnet> do a lot off different things
10:44:00 <chookmagnet> put them on coffee mugs as a hobby
10:45:00 <subway> cool
10:45:00 <subway> so its not a business?
10:45:00 <chookmagnet> laugh when someone thinks it's a sticker and try to peel the image off
10:45:00 <subway> lolll
10:45:00 <chookmagnet> not yet
10:47:00 <chookmagnet> all about practice :o)
10:47:00 <chookmagnet> did a wedding photo yesterday
10:47:00 <chookmagnet> keeps me out of trouble
10:48:00 <Washington_Daily> Hi chookmagnet
10:49:00 <chookmagnet> Washington_Daily
10:51:00 <chookmagnet> i take colours from the photo and create a background
10:51:00 <chookmagnet> do what looks good to me
10:52:00 <chookmagnet> some things take 15 minutes and some take days
10:52:00 <chookmagnet> depending on my time
10:56:00 <chookmagnet> the good thing is every photograph is different so no 2 artworks are the same :)
11:03:00 <Washington_Daily> `op
11:03:00 <Washington_Daily> !op
11:03:00 <Washington_Daily> Glenn, my access must have expired or something
11:04:00 <Washington_Daily> Can you please be a darl and op me?
11:05:00 <Wookie> lol
11:06:00 <chookmagnet> maybe his corn fritters burnt
11:08:00 <chookmagnet> what I am saying the only access you will be given is your access to pawn
11:08:00 <chookmagnet> prawn
11:45:00 <Fez> Prawns are neat
11:47:00 <chookmagnet> pricing some muddies tomorrow
11:48:00 <chookmagnet> was told $60 a kilo
11:48:00 <chookmagnet> have to win lotto to get a feed of crab
11:48:00 <Fez> Buy some crab pots
11:49:00 <Fez> Then go crabbin'
11:50:00 <chookmagnet> no transport
11:50:00 <chookmagnet> meh
11:50:00 <Fez> Go with mates
11:51:00 <chookmagnet> mates are busy with family
11:51:00 <Fez> Convince them to cook too
11:51:00 <Fez> Win win
11:51:00 <Fez> Bugger
11:51:00 <chookmagnet> life's like that
11:53:00 <chookmagnet> http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-nsw-gunderman-118752459 here's the ideal crabbing place
11:53:00 <chookmagnet> walking trails around you though
11:53:00 <chookmagnet> get all the crabs you like then
11:54:00 <Fez> Ah yea
11:54:00 <Fez> Sounds rather swell
11:59:00 <Fez> Id rather steak
12:17:00 <subway> id rather crab and steak
12:17:00 <subway> or prawn crab and steak
12:17:00 <subway> and cheese sauce
12:17:00 <subway> white sauce
12:17:00 <subway> dog sauce
12:17:00 <subway> Wookie sauce
12:20:00 <Wookie> wow that was a cool joke...
12:20:00 <Wookie> not..
12:23:00 <Fez> Actually.. im hanging for a chicken parma
12:23:00 <Fez> That shits good
12:23:00 <subway> yeh chicken parma with wookie sauce
12:23:00 <Fez> Subway.. lucky she didnt ignore you
12:24:00 <Fez> Mmm i like a good vadge
12:24:00 <Fez> And parma
12:24:00 <c> argh
12:24:00 <c> lol
12:24:00 <Wookie> stop pushing your luck subway
12:25:00 <Fez> A wookie is a term for a vagina
12:25:00 <Fez> I dont think he meant you wookie
12:25:00 <c> i might have chicken parma tonite too
12:26:00 <Fez> Yay
12:26:00 <c> yay
12:26:00 <Fez> Parmas all round
12:26:00 <Fez> Yum yum
12:27:00 <c> cat woke me up chewing on my goatie
12:27:00 <Wookie> lol
12:27:00 <Fez> Cats and goats huh
12:28:00 <grem> qq
12:28:00 <Fez> Sup grem
12:31:00 <grem> just woke up from a 12hr sleep
12:31:00 <grem> mind you i was continuously awake for almost 30hrs
12:32:00 <grem> new year was awesome :D
12:32:00 <Fez> It was pree neat
12:33:00 <Fez> Whatd u get upto?
12:33:00 <grem> classified
12:34:00 <Fez> Good man
12:34:00 <Fez> What happens on tour stays on tour
12:39:00 <chookmagnet> ok time to go feed the farm
12:39:00 <chookmagnet> afk
12:39:00 <screwss> seen rookal
12:39:00 <screwss> seen zloop
12:40:00 <screwss> balls
12:44:00 <Fez> Seen zloops balls
12:52:00 <subway> hi Wookie
13:21:00 <c> hi psYbR
13:21:00 <psYbR> c
13:21:00 <c> on holidays huh
13:22:00 <psYbR> yeh
13:22:00 <psYbR> who're you?
13:22:00 <c> chris
13:22:00 <screwss> rookal
13:22:00 <psYbR> ohay
13:23:00 <c> cool inside my place
13:24:00 <c> rollershutters are great in summer
13:24:00 <psYbR> i have thick brick walls and air con... goes alright i guess
13:39:00 <Digerati> hello
13:39:00 <c> hi
13:40:00 <Digerati> When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut
13:40:00 <c> ok
13:40:00 <c> did i do something wrong
13:40:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
13:40:00 <Digerati> no
13:40:00 <c> haha
13:41:00 <Digerati> but damn it's hot
13:41:00 <Digerati> got the a/c on
13:41:00 <Digerati> 38c outside
13:41:00 <c> cool for me
13:41:00 <Wookie> heres something to laugh at
13:41:00 <Wookie> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152381256731716
13:41:00 <c> if i opened door
13:41:00 <c> would warm up in here
13:42:00 <c> i wanta get aircon but its like 1200$ of something for split system
13:42:00 <Digerati> Wookie , hi there
13:42:00 <Digerati> i got a refrigerated a/c
13:42:00 <c> ok
13:43:00 <Digerati> bugger watercooled ones
13:43:00 <c> if i had aircon cause i got shutters i would make this place like fridge
13:43:00 <Digerati> watercooled ones create to much moisture
13:43:00 <Digerati> and can destroy paint
13:43:00 <c> and electrics
13:44:00 <Digerati> electrics you can fix easily without cost
13:44:00 <Digerati> paint yo cant
13:45:00 <grem> no if the house burns down
13:45:00 <grem> not*
13:46:00 <grem> a/c ftw
13:50:00 <Digerati> wow, if i run out, i got ciggy butts to smoke... ewwww
13:51:00 <Digerati> i actually found that buying tobacco is cheaper
13:51:00 <Digerati> cigs i hate, i prefer rolling
14:07:00 <c> i roll my own
14:42:00 <Digerati> i have beaten the grandmaster in yahtzee !
14:43:00 <Digerati> yahhhh
14:43:00 <Digerati> yawn
14:43:00 <Digerati> zzzz
14:43:00 <Digerati> sigh.. these games are getting really boring
14:43:00 <Digerati> i want a game with blood and guts and gore !
14:44:00 <Digerati> hmm, that burger making game is kinda cool
14:44:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
14:44:00 <Digerati> dog
14:44:00 <Digerati> doh
15:01:00 <Fez> I want a game where you look after all the injured characters from other games
15:01:00 <c> lols
15:01:00 <jigsaw> aNg, bee
15:02:00 <Fez> Its a dmetri martin joke
15:02:00 <Fez> I like him
15:02:00 <jigsaw> hiyas
15:02:00 <Fez> Hi jigsaw
15:03:00 <Fez> Its a good day for cricket
15:11:00 <jigsaw> a good day for heat exhaustion too
15:12:00 <Digerati> no shit
15:12:00 <Digerati> it's 40c outside
15:12:00 <Digerati> prolly still rising the index
15:13:00 <jigsaw> baaahh its 41
15:18:00 <c> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-02/field-day-festival-214-drug-arrests/5996946
15:18:00 <c> chick had drugs inside her in condom
15:19:00 <c> i got paranoid cause i smoked dope day i went to drop someone at airport
15:19:00 <c> thought i was gonna get sniffed out
16:33:00 <Digerati> ciggy butt brain
16:34:00 <bee_girl> lol
16:36:00 <Digerati> damn this house gets hot
16:37:00 <Digerati> i am sweating
16:37:00 <Digerati> no insulation and its weatherboard
16:37:00 <Digerati> my old man was a tightarse
16:38:00 <Digerati> god bless him :) hahaha
16:38:00 <Digerati> now it's mine !!!
16:38:00 <Digerati> mine mine mine !
16:38:00 <Digerati> :)hehe
16:38:00 <Digerati> i think i am going nuts with the heat
16:39:00 <Digerati> wanted to go to beach, but fuck
16:39:00 <Digerati> cold showe will do :)
16:40:00 <Digerati> nice
16:49:00 <Digerati> mmm nicorettes
16:49:00 <Digerati> wtf
16:49:00 <Digerati> c
16:50:00 <Digerati> hey bee_girl gives ya lighter
16:51:00 <Digerati> TheRon, give us all ya smoke cnt
16:52:00 <TheRon> alice, who the fuck is alice?
16:52:00 <TheRon> smokey
16:53:00 <Jughead> No.1 chat site on here again ......
16:53:00 <Jughead> so many bots
16:53:00 <Jughead> anyhow, happy new year, hope everyone is well
16:54:00 <TheRon> i have become comfortably numb
16:54:00 <Jughead> I wish it would just rain and cool things down
16:54:00 <TheRon> phill collins
16:55:00 <Jughead> TheRon you get that from sitting too long or dringing too much
16:55:00 <TheRon> what can you do
16:55:00 <Jughead> invite beautiful people over and party?
16:55:00 <TheRon> then i'd have to be sociable
16:56:00 <Jughead> not necessarily you can just watch
16:57:00 <Jughead> irc has become so quiet these days
17:16:00 <Jughead> !yawns
17:19:00 <Resool> hello everyone
17:19:00 <Digerati> wah
17:19:00 <Digerati> waddya wan huh
17:20:00 <Digerati> fuck, all i am wearing is my jocks
17:20:00 <Digerati> 42c
17:20:00 <Digerati> no fucking aircon
17:20:00 <Digerati> ARGHHHH
17:21:00 <Resool> put your feets into cold water
17:21:00 <Digerati> yeah right
17:22:00 <Digerati> fantasy hour
17:22:00 <Digerati> "oh so nice, soooo cold"
17:22:00 <Digerati> whilst house is frying
17:22:00 <Digerati> in one way, i will be glad to get out of this house
17:23:00 <Digerati> if i had the money, i would stay
17:23:00 <milk> http://imgur.com/Mw2u0Ll
17:23:00 <Digerati> put insulation and aircon
17:23:00 <Resool> we have temperatures about 4°C
17:23:00 <Digerati> thats freezing
17:24:00 <Digerati> 21c is my fav temp
17:24:00 <Zade> milk is that your naked pic?
17:24:00 <Zade> i am only going to open it if it is your naked pic
17:26:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:30:00 <Jughead> hi Resool
17:30:00 <Resool> digerati 25C at daytime and about 18C at night this would be perfect
17:30:00 <Resool> hello jughead
17:30:00 <Resool> are you jefferson
17:31:00 <Jughead> no Just jugs jugster or juggy
17:31:00 <TheRon> i like jugs
17:32:00 <Resool> did we every talk before Jughead
17:32:00 <Jughead> so do I lol
17:32:00 <TheRon> jugs rule
17:32:00 <Jughead> probally, been on irc for a while
17:32:00 <Jughead> just not in this channel
17:33:00 <Resool> i could not remember your nick that is why
17:33:00 <TheRon> anybody else like jugs?
17:33:00 <Resool> but i old and getting senil
17:33:00 <Jughead> same lol
17:34:00 <Resool> important is to keep controll over the body exits
17:34:00 <Student> located in germany?
17:35:00 <Resool> why else should i indicate that i am located in Germany
17:36:00 <TheRon> german sense of humour is what has kept the germans as a people for thousands of generations
17:36:00 <Zade> and really weird sex
17:36:00 <Student> may be something like "I live in Germany", or saying nothing at all rather than announcing that you are "located" somewhere
17:37:00 <Resool> Zade i do not have weird sex. i do have any sex
17:39:00 <subway> Student how about you fuck off you stupid paki cunt
17:39:00 <Student> why not you show me how to FUCK off sir?
17:40:00 <subway> you are a dumb paki cunt using an aussie server ur a loser and a weirdo
17:40:00 <subway> your race is the shittest race on earth
17:40:00 <Student> ha ha
17:41:00 <Resool> this kind of conversation does not make me improve my english :)
17:41:00 <subway> you think you have the right to give shit to Resool
17:41:00 <subway> yet you are a dumb paki
17:41:00 <subway> try harder next time Student
17:42:00 <subway> what sort of pedo nickname is Student
17:42:00 <Student> i do not believe in trying hard ;P
17:42:00 <subway> ohh you do
17:42:00 <Student> oh no
17:42:00 <subway> trying your hardest to fit in on irc of all places you weird paki cunt
17:42:00 <Student> ha ha
17:44:00 <TheRon> it's so hot!
17:44:00 <TheRon> milk was a bad choice!
17:45:00 <Resool> student do you like to see my John
17:45:00 <TheRon> john thomas?
17:45:00 <Resool> i do not know if you had a look last time
17:46:00 <Resool> Student
17:46:00 <TheRon> careful student's family might blow up a school or something
17:47:00 <TheRon> is that racist as all??
17:47:00 <Resool> the university of student may be
17:47:00 <Jughead> what is weird sex anyway
17:47:00 <TheRon> a donkey a trapeze and a piano
17:48:00 <Jughead> piano could be hard to play
18:07:00 <TheRon> kriss kross will make ya jump jump
18:07:00 <FOBZTA> Eh
18:12:00 <Lumeah2> :P
18:13:00 <TheRon> you down with OPP
18:13:00 <Fez> Nope
18:13:00 <TheRon> ashton agar?
18:14:00 <Fez> Yip
18:14:00 <Fez> I heard of him
18:14:00 <Fez> 99 on debut i believe
18:15:00 <TheRon> that guy who scored a century at no 11 on debut
18:15:00 <TheRon> yeah that guy, he's a chance to play in the sydney test
18:15:00 <Fez> Yip
18:15:00 <Fez> 2 spinners
18:16:00 <TheRon> 2 spinners 3 quicks?
18:16:00 <TheRon> haddin at 6?
18:16:00 <Fez> Likely
18:18:00 <TheRon> milk likes his coffee black his men
18:23:00 <milk> nothing quite like a good bung bang
18:50:00 <Jughead> what is a bung bang
19:01:00 <Washington_Daily> johninj4
19:01:00 <Washington_Daily> johninj4: how are you?
19:06:00 <Jughead> ok k
19:12:00 <subway> hi johninj4
19:13:00 <subway> ped ninja whats mels kids daughters name?
19:13:00 <Washington_Daily> johninj4
19:13:00 <Washington_Daily> johninj4: how are you?
19:13:00 <static`> subway, chucky came to my house
19:13:00 <static`> again
19:13:00 <subway> bullshit
19:14:00 <static`> dude he was holding a brick in his hand
19:14:00 <static`> said he was gonna brick me
19:14:00 <subway> hahaha when?
19:14:00 <static`> months ago
19:14:00 <static`> i was gonna call the cops
19:14:00 <subway> why? what would chucky do
19:15:00 <static`> lol
19:15:00 <static`> hes a little lepricorn cunt
19:15:00 <static`> dwarf
19:15:00 <subway> johninj4 you cant op a chan
19:15:00 <static`> he hasn't been on here in years now
19:15:00 <subway> johninj4 is angry
19:15:00 <subway> friday night alone
19:15:00 <subway> whilst mels shacked up
19:15:00 <Washington_Daily> johninj4 is a loser
19:16:00 <static`> i rekon hes a rockspider
19:16:00 <subway> he is
19:16:00 <subway> thats why she left him
19:16:00 <subway> he was touching up her kid
19:16:00 <Washington_Daily> he knows if we start on him in melbourne we will be banished
19:16:00 <subway> like he did to mandyjanes kid
19:16:00 <static`> hes like that brett cowan that kidnapped that daniel morcombe
19:16:00 <subway> lol
19:16:00 <static`> in NSW
19:16:00 <static`> pedo cunt
19:16:00 <subway> qld
19:16:00 <static`> dodgy
19:16:00 <static`> yer
19:16:00 <subway> same area as cornboy
19:16:00 <static`> man im suprised no cunt has bashed the fuck out of that cunt in jail
19:16:00 <static`> what he did to that kid man
19:16:00 <static`> that is fucked
19:16:00 <subway> yeh i know
19:17:00 <subway> really bad isnt it
19:17:00 <static`> i was watching a thing on 60 minutes about it
19:17:00 <static`> i rekon if he ever got out of jail and that daniel morcombes dad would shoot the cunt
19:18:00 <subway> he prob would
19:18:00 <static`> the police stung the rockspider cunt
19:18:00 <static`> and got him to confess on hidden cameras
19:18:00 <static`> in perth
19:18:00 <subway> yeh they got him good
19:18:00 <static`> what a dirty cunt
19:18:00 <subway> filthy
19:18:00 <static`> raped fucken 7 year old kids and shit
19:18:00 <static`> what a dog ey
19:18:00 <subway> yeh its sickening
19:18:00 <static`> he would be in protective custody
19:19:00 <static`> he wouldn't be in a main stream jail
19:19:00 <static`> protective custody
19:19:00 <subway> yep for sure
19:19:00 <subway> Glenn how is iinet a fake host?
19:19:00 <static`> iinet have some underground sea cable
19:19:00 <subway> lol
19:19:00 <static`> didn't iinet start off as a reseller
19:20:00 <static`> i remember their old dialup was shit
19:20:00 <static`> 2kb/s
19:20:00 <subway> lol
19:20:00 <subway> dialup days
19:20:00 <c> yep too much of a good thing
19:20:00 <static`> everyone on this server back in 2000 got hacked with sub 7
19:20:00 <subway> why chris?
19:20:00 <subway> i didnt get hacked
19:20:00 <static`> neither
19:20:00 <c> hi subway
19:21:00 <subway> hi chris
19:21:00 <static`> i knew the differance between pic.exe and pic.jpg
19:21:00 <c> same
19:21:00 <c> i didnt get hacked
19:21:00 <static`> but you could scan 203.59.*.* for trojan ports, DCOM, open files shares whatever and so many open boxes
19:21:00 <subway> those were the good old days
19:22:00 <static`> trojans would send you an email with their IP when they came back online
19:22:00 <subway> must be element Glenn
19:22:00 <static`> i need a new router i rekon this chinese made router has a backdoor
19:22:00 <subway> element or kuvvy johinjas mate
19:23:00 <c> hope i get weed
19:23:00 <c> its like a hug
19:23:00 <c> when u cant get one
19:23:00 <static`> i dunno if you know anything about this
19:23:00 <static`> but why can't i telnet to my router
19:23:00 <static`> like i can but when i enter the password it wont acccept it
19:23:00 <static`> cause your router when you telnet to it drops to a unix shell
19:23:00 <static`> type like
19:23:00 <static`> shell
19:23:00 <static`> and #
19:23:00 <static`> fucking more like a backdoor in the firmware
19:24:00 <static`> probably some setting in the router or a special password
19:24:00 <c> theres is a worm that infects ya router going around
19:24:00 <c> forgot whats its called
19:25:00 <c> think its called optus
19:25:00 <static`> could probably just scan for cisco routers with default passwords and IRC from them
19:25:00 <static`> or maybe not
19:25:00 <static`> that might be illegal
19:25:00 <subway> yeh do it chris
19:26:00 <c> nah optus is funny
19:26:00 <c> i not calling them
19:26:00 <c> one chick from them enjoyed talking to me so much
19:26:00 <c> send me sms
19:26:00 <c> with her name and all
19:26:00 <subway> really?
19:27:00 <subway> did you call her back?
19:27:00 <c> from otpus
19:27:00 <c> but
19:27:00 <c> she sounded cute
19:27:00 <static`> Need to rent a whole fucking rack of dedicated machines
19:27:00 <c> i def was not gonna go off
19:27:00 <c> over phone
19:27:00 <c> when hot cutie was talking to me
19:29:00 <c> gotta make a pizza sorta stuff soon
19:31:00 <subway> yeh what sort?
19:31:00 <c> home made with pita bread and such
19:32:00 <c> so crunchie
19:33:00 <Digerati> fascinating
19:33:00 <Digerati> indeed
19:40:00 <Digerati> if you knew what technology the gvt and military have in secret, it woujld make star trek look like neanderthals
19:41:00 <Digerati> than again, what you know is primitive
19:42:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
19:44:00 <Digerati> there is a key element to our existance
19:45:00 <Digerati> and it is embedded in to the nature of our existancw
19:46:00 <Digerati> good luck finding it
19:46:00 <Digerati> cos i aint got a fucking clue
19:48:00 <Digerati> hello subway
19:59:00 <psYbR> Digerati> if you knew what technology the gvt and military have in secret, it woujld make star trek look like neanderthals
19:59:00 <psYbR> speculation. you don't know what they have. You just want them to have advanced shit
20:00:00 <psYbR> honestly, governments are the last to get the cool tech, go look in universities where the research is actually happening
20:05:00 <Digerati> i done ADFA and Duntroon, also VUT, beagle knows me in person
20:06:00 <Digerati> even i don't know their secrets
20:06:00 <Digerati> even the generals don't
20:07:00 <Digerati> the elite know but, the ones that put billions into that research
20:22:00 <psYbR> i bet you are beagle
20:23:00 <psYbR> you both come here and just spam random words
20:33:00 <chookmagnet> every so quiet, who caused the riot, speach let's all try it, maybe someone will see fit, to act like a halfwit
20:33:00 <c> cheer up milk
20:33:00 <c> :(
20:34:00 <milk> ?
20:34:00 <c> u always sighing
20:34:00 <milk> I just don't see the point in getting so worked up
20:37:00 <chookmagnet> Let it gooooooo
20:37:00 <chookmagnet> :P
20:38:00 <chookmagnet> please forgive me
20:38:00 <chookmagnet> it's a full moon monday and I'm getting in early :o)
20:39:00 <milk> looking forward to it I see
20:42:00 <subway> !seen wookie
20:45:00 <Chris> Hi Silent
20:45:00 <chookmagnet> foot long?
20:45:00 <porteus> 6 inch ?
20:45:00 <chookmagnet> knob of butter
20:46:00 <porteus> subway slut maker
20:46:00 <porteus> why is it always slutty girls at subway
20:46:00 <porteus> who make the sandwiches
20:46:00 <chookmagnet> or is that knob of butt errrrrrrrrrr
20:46:00 <Silent> Hi Chris and Happy New Year to al
20:46:00 <Silent> All
20:47:00 <Chris> whats on the agenda for 2015 Silent?
20:49:00 <FOBZTA> I want to put my new years resolution on hold till 2016 I want to keep being an asshole
20:49:00 <Chris> good idea FOBZTA
20:49:00 <Lumeah2> your not always a ass
20:50:00 <Silent> FOBZTA's advice sounds like a good idea
20:50:00 <Silent> At least I dont have to think about it
20:51:00 <Chris> I was thinking of giving more to the poor, but decided id prefer to put more food down my cake hole
20:52:00 <Resool> hello everyone
20:53:00 <Chris> Yeah Resool
20:53:00 <ron_swanson99> hey Resool
20:53:00 <Resool> hello Chris
20:53:00 <Resool> hello ron_swanson99 are you the Ron
20:53:00 <Chris> another cold day in Nuremburg hy
20:54:00 <ron_swanson99> absolutely i am
20:54:00 <Resool> we had snow but now it is melting away :(
20:55:00 <Resool> did you have a hangover Chris
20:55:00 <Chris> nah
20:55:00 <Resool> :)
20:56:00 <Chris> i dont drink alcohol, only elephant juice
20:56:00 <Resool> what is elephant juice
20:56:00 <chookmagnet> tusk tusk
20:56:00 <Silent> Seriously what do you mean Chris
20:56:00 <Silent> By Elephant Juice
20:57:00 <Resool> sperm
20:57:00 <Silent> Yuk
20:57:00 <Resool> chris ???
20:58:00 <Resool> if i drink just a small glas of sparkling wine i am drunken
20:59:00 <Resool> i just try the tast of alcohol drinks my wife orders, but nothing more
20:59:00 <Chris> lol
21:00:00 <Resool> i do prefer fruit juice.
21:01:00 <chookmagnet> squeezed fresh or out of a container?
21:01:00 <Chris> actually, when you say elephant juice to your gf, it tlooks like you are sayng "i love you"
21:02:00 <Resool> i can offord only the container ones
21:03:00 <Resool> Chris i do not understand that joke, but it seems that i was right with sperm
21:03:00 <Resool> 15 year ago my father sent my a speaking birthday card
21:04:00 <Resool> this card did say the following text
21:04:00 <Chris> Resool, you just have sex on the mind!
21:05:00 <Resool> Peter didn't you know that today is your birthday. But not alot of people know that. So take my advice and get yourself pissed. Take off
21:06:00 <Chris> elephant juice is actualy a powerful narcotic, or you can wisper it to your gf, and the lip movement looks like " i love you" !
21:06:00 <Resool> :)
21:08:00 <Chris> A phrase you mouth to your girl when you want to continue getting ass but dont really love her. When you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.
21:09:00 <Resool> Chris you are a bad boy :P
21:09:00 <jigsaw> hi loose
21:10:00 <Resool> but in my case only a divorce gets me out
21:10:00 <Chris> haha Resool
21:10:00 <Resool> hello jigsaw i am a loser and not a looser
21:11:00 <jigsaw> i only said loose
21:11:00 <jigsaw> :)
21:12:00 <Resool> www.resool.com/pic/resool.gif jigsaw i have to work on it to turn it into a loser
21:12:00 <jigsaw> says looser to me :)
21:13:00 <Chris> Resool, do you have any peices of the Berlin wall?
21:13:00 <Resool> i know what a looser is. it is someone spreading out his sperm
21:13:00 <jigsaw> most of us then
21:13:00 <Resool> no Chris sorry
21:14:00 <Resool> well to different women
21:14:00 <porteus> i need to learn more about texas hold'em
21:14:00 <Chris> Resool, i need some for my rock collection
21:16:00 <chookmagnet> off
21:16:00 <chookmagnet> the wall
21:16:00 <Resool> i will sell you a piece of any wall for about 1000 $ you will not notice the difference
21:16:00 <Resool> :) i am a bad boy
21:16:00 <porteus> I have some rocks
21:16:00 <Chris> :(
21:16:00 <porteus> limestone
21:17:00 <Chris> haha chookmagnet
21:18:00 <Resool> what size do you want to have 1qm
21:19:00 <Chris> does size matter? !!!
21:21:00 <Resool> do you have relatives in Germany Chris
21:22:00 <porteus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTNuldPhP20
21:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Episode 1 (Feb 13, 2014) 32:53 - Category: Film & Animation - 55,401 views - likes (99%), 3 dislikes (1%)
21:23:00 <Chris> Resool, a family member recenty was in Germany, 12 degrees celcious there in day time
21:24:00 <Resool> and did not bring the wall?
21:24:00 <Chris> nah
21:24:00 <Chris> not much left!
21:26:00 <Resool> but the wall is much longer then just Berlin. The other parts of the wall are still there. Ok it is not the Berlin wall
21:26:00 <Chris> can you ring Angela for me?
21:26:00 <Chris> maybe she can help
21:27:00 <Resool> she is not talking much. that is why she is not lying to us
21:27:00 <Chris> lol
21:31:00 <Resool> today i am going to visit my female friend in hospital she survived her suicide attempt 2 month ago
21:33:00 <Chris> why is she sad?
21:33:00 <Resool> i would have loved taking my bicycle, but it is raining.
21:33:00 <milk> Resool do you have a plan about what to talk about?
21:33:00 <milk> or are you just going to sit
21:33:00 <Exo> hi guys how we all doing
21:33:00 <milk> because she probably doesnt have anything to say
21:35:00 <Resool> milk she is talking alot, ofcourse not about her problem. Normaly we take a walk and talk about our families or just small talk
21:35:00 <Resool> hello Exo
21:35:00 <jigsaw> XO
21:35:00 <Exo> hello Resool how are u today sir
21:36:00 <chookmagnet> who and how Exo
21:36:00 <Exo> chook! happy new year matey
21:36:00 <chookmagnet> hippy bathday
21:37:00 <Resool> chookmagnet Exo will not tell you. this is a private thing between him and the other person :P
21:38:00 <chookmagnet> Resool
21:38:00 <Resool> hilarious as everytime i am in AustNet
21:38:00 <chookmagnet> you know the code?
21:38:00 <milk> I feel like I can do nothing about my situation sometimes
21:38:00 <Resool> no but i do have a brain
21:38:00 <chookmagnet> who are you talking to and how are you doing is what i was asking Exo
21:39:00 <Chris> milk, Jesus can save you
21:39:00 <chookmagnet> short and sweet
21:39:00 <chookmagnet> the lord helps those who help themselves
21:39:00 <chookmagnet> christ helps those who don't
21:39:00 <Resool> halelujah
21:39:00 <Chris> ahh Christians
21:40:00 <Chris> Ok Allah will help you
21:40:00 <chookmagnet> in my observation today is not about prophets
21:40:00 <chookmagnet> it's about PROFITS
21:40:00 <milk> does the lord help those who help themselves to lost property?
21:40:00 <chookmagnet> In got we trust
21:40:00 <Resool> and if god is not going to help convert to islam and try again with Allah :)
21:41:00 <Chris> lol milk
21:41:00 <chookmagnet> bit silly to puch that onto your coins
21:41:00 <chookmagnet> punch
21:41:00 <chookmagnet> wh, why
21:41:00 <chookmagnet> where what
21:41:00 <chookmagnet> how much have you got
21:42:00 <chookmagnet> who, why
21:42:00 <Chris> yeah, try Jesus first, then Mohammad, then God, if all fails, maybe Buddhah or some Hindu God, lots of people to pray too
21:44:00 <milk> sho around?
21:44:00 <milk> p
21:45:00 <Chris> yep
21:45:00 <Resool> milk we better do not discuss your problems in public channel
21:46:00 <milk> I don't believe in aliens
21:46:00 <milk> not grey ones with big beady eyes
21:46:00 <Chris> not even Mr Spock?
21:46:00 <milk> nuh uh
21:46:00 <Resool> Mr Spock does exist, i have seen him on TV
21:47:00 <milk> you believe the tv?
21:47:00 <milk> those people say whatever will get them attention
21:49:00 <Chris> Resool, did you see Tpol from Enterprise? she is one nice Vulcan
21:50:00 <Resool> no
21:52:00 <Resool> i love to take walks in parks and to meet people with dogs
21:52:00 <Resool> i do caress the dog and talk to the owner
21:52:00 <Chris> Yeah i remember your dog fettish
21:53:00 <Exo> haha Resools dog and doll fettish
21:53:00 <Chris> lol
21:55:00 <Resool> dog do have a high flirt factor. you look for women with dogs. Find out what time she is taking her dog and meet her because you are doing some fitness that time
22:01:00 <Chris> Just dont tell your wife Resool
22:04:00 <Resool> my wife knows i am just interested in the dogs :)
22:05:00 <Chris> ;p
22:05:00 <TwEEk> hihi Chris, hihi Resool
22:05:00 <Resool> while caressing the dog and talking to her, you can find easily if she is a single
22:06:00 <Resool> hello TwEEk
22:06:00 <subway> hahaha TwEEk poofter
22:07:00 <TwEEk> I;right
22:07:00 <TwEEk> I'm now married fuck wit
22:08:00 <subway> did u end up marrying that pig wog?
22:08:00 <TwEEk> *sigh*
22:08:00 <subway> let me guess you came back to austnet to tell us all about it
22:08:00 <subway> and how much we are losers
22:08:00 <TwEEk> no, I ended up marrying your mum, shes a good fuck
22:08:00 <subway> go spend time with your wife then if you married cunt lol
22:09:00 <TwEEk> I see this place has really changed
22:09:00 <TwEEk> kuniva is it?
22:10:00 <Resool> you could start making a date i.e. "i have been alowed to caress your dog so many times, may i invite you for a coffee"
22:10:00 <subway> TwEEk why are you here?
22:10:00 <milk> then the waitresses would get upset
22:10:00 <TwEEk> thought I'd pop in and see whts going on, what about you subway?
22:11:00 <subway> yeh im here everyday
22:11:00 <subway> john bowen is my name
22:11:00 <milk> best bet is to avoid giving your life story
22:11:00 <milk> just sharing moments
22:11:00 <milk> sunsets
22:11:00 <milk> parks
22:11:00 <milk> and vistas
22:16:00 <Resool> Or you got to places where to share your VISA card, in this case you know what you get :)
22:17:00 <Resool> TwEEk what is wrong about being married
22:17:00 <milk> do you know "going dutch"?
22:17:00 <milk> thats where each of you pays for your own meal
22:17:00 <TwEEk> Resool: nothing.
22:18:00 <Resool> i did google it up milk
22:18:00 <Resool> i did not know this expression
22:19:00 <Resool> animal shelter taking out dogs, there you do meet a lot of women.
22:25:00 <milk> seems like a happy person
22:28:00 <Chris> lol
22:47:00 <Fez> How bout that cricket :(
22:50:00 <Washington_Daily> Good game
22:50:00 <Washington_Daily> I was hoping Sammy hit the winning runs though
23:01:00 <Fez> I wanted the heat to win
23:09:00 <JohnBowen> heat is good
23:09:00 <JohnBowen> u like IPL Fez?
23:14:00 <jigsaw> yeah right here
23:14:00 <jigsaw> are you?
23:15:00 <jigsaw> i am just dont tell him that :)
23:16:00 <jigsaw> yeah it is
23:16:00 <jigsaw> good thing im not from there
23:17:00 <jigsaw> finished cringing yet rd679?
23:18:00 <jigsaw> thats my bro you got there
23:18:00 <c> hi
23:22:00 <jigsaw> people? where most of them are bots :)
23:23:00 <c> whats wrong jigsaw
23:27:00 <jigsaw> nuffin c
23:27:00 <jigsaw> hows u
23:28:00 <c> alright upset at myself
23:28:00 <c> hi ashleighXtrinity
23:28:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Hiii
23:28:00 <c> how are u
23:28:00 <jigsaw> why did you come off abc third best?
23:28:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Gooood
23:29:00 <c> cause my name is chris jigsaw
23:29:00 <jigsaw> rd679 u still there?
23:29:00 <jigsaw> did i break ya mojo?
23:29:00 <jigsaw> caffee how goes
23:30:00 <Cath^> hi jigsaw good thanks you?
23:30:00 <jigsaw> not bad, still melting
23:30:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Get a/c
23:30:00 <c> hi Cath^
23:31:00 <Cath^> hi c
23:31:00 <Cath^> omg TwEEk !!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:33:00 <c> need hug someone
23:33:00 <c> or at least say sorry in person
23:38:00 <c> farout drinking heaps of water
23:41:00 <jigsaw> i need a hug
23:41:00 <jigsaw> special kind of hug
23:41:00 <c> u do
23:41:00 <c> lol
23:41:00 <Cath^> lol
23:41:00 <c> i think i need one more
23:41:00 <Cath^> it's called a root
23:42:00 <jigsaw> bring it on Cath^ 5999
23:42:00 <c> u want a root that will keep u up all night for 2$
23:42:00 <c> buy and nrg drink
23:42:00 <jigsaw> ewww i dont want no $2 hooker!
23:43:00 <c> nah giseng etc
23:43:00 <c> is a root
23:43:00 <c> in nrg drinks
23:43:00 <Cath^> lol
23:43:00 <eddie> - Away fixing the water pump
23:45:00 <c> tap water is shit need one those purifiers
23:45:00 <c> even if its a jug
23:45:00 <JohnBowen> hey ashleighXtrinity
23:45:00 <c> beer is worse
23:45:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Sup JohnBowen
23:46:00 <frayedknot> hi everyone
23:46:00 <c> bought food instead of grog today
23:46:00 <c> for reason
23:46:00 <c> than couldnt say no to 3 free drinks
23:47:00 <c> drinking is stupid
23:48:00 <c> way drinking dehydrateds u
23:48:00 <c> farout
23:49:00 <c> out of coffee which is good
23:49:00 <c> coffee makes me gag
23:49:00 <c> causes reminds me of when i drank it with shrooms
23:50:00 <c> i am lucky to be alive
23:50:00 <c> why drink myself to death
23:51:00 <c> and its not like i dont have positives in my life
23:52:00 <c> alcoholics are sooks
23:52:00 <JohnBowen> you are alcoholic chris
23:53:00 <c> i becoming reformed
23:53:00 <c> like i drank like litre of water
23:53:00 <c> dont even feel like going to toilet
23:54:00 <c> cause i am dehydrated from grog
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