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00:38:00 <christopher> hi Glenn
00:38:00 <christopher> opps sorry hi Glenn!
00:40:00 <christopher> i got on the wagon
00:40:00 <christopher> praying to god to help me not drink for weeks then months
00:41:00 <christopher> friday night saw ppl drunk
00:41:00 <christopher> near here
00:41:00 <christopher> its good dam ugly
00:41:00 <christopher> god
00:42:00 <christopher> yep
00:42:00 <christopher> got money but not buying grog
00:43:00 <christopher> night
00:46:00 <christopher> katatonic_kate01 hi
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
00:48:00 <christopher> i cant sleep
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't tried
00:49:00 <christopher> tried to apoligize to someone few days ago
00:49:00 <BadTaxi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNjSltrst4A
00:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: K.D. Lang - If I Were You (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 3:43 - Category: Music - 116,543 views - 469 likes (98.3%), 8 dislikes (1.7%)
00:50:00 <christopher> coffee keeps me awake longer than ice
00:50:00 <christopher> its fried
00:50:00 <christopher> not that i do ice
00:50:00 <BadTaxi> makes me shit sometimes
00:50:00 <christopher> yeah me too
00:51:00 <christopher> first coffee in morning
00:51:00 <BadTaxi> drop the cosbie kids off at the pool
00:51:00 <jigsaw> its on adelaide this month, i so want to go
00:51:00 <BadTaxi> go where ?
00:51:00 <jigsaw> oops scroll :)
00:51:00 <jigsaw> doctor who concert
00:51:00 <christopher> dr who?
00:51:00 <BadTaxi> i cleared the screen
00:51:00 <christopher> kk
00:51:00 <BadTaxi> shannon doherty was in adelaide
00:51:00 <BadTaxi> last year
00:51:00 <christopher> lol
00:52:00 <jigsaw> so was brian cox :)
00:52:00 <BadTaxi> u know that chick from Charmed and 90210
00:52:00 <jigsaw> i went to that
00:52:00 <BadTaxi> I actually quite like those TV series
00:52:00 <jigsaw> charmed is ok, but teens and highschool day to day eww
00:53:00 <BadTaxi> shannon doherty left charmed during the series same as she did in 90210 fuck knows what she is on about and shes not real popular like in any movies or anything just in those little TV series
00:53:00 <jigsaw> was she the sister that died replaced by page?
00:54:00 <christopher> yeah
00:54:00 <christopher> or somestuff
00:54:00 <christopher> she saved them all by using herself to kill a demon
00:55:00 <christopher> or something
00:56:00 <christopher> brenda
00:57:00 <christopher> lol
00:57:00 <christopher> tv the days b4 playstation
00:57:00 <christopher> i got a playstation
00:58:00 <christopher> not even a psone
00:58:00 <christopher> the 2nd model ever to come out of playstation
00:58:00 <christopher> only reads 74 min cdrs
00:58:00 <christopher> lols
01:47:00 <Resool> beep
01:47:00 <screwss> seen zloop
01:48:00 <Resool> no sorry i just joined
01:48:00 <screwss> ok
01:48:00 <Resool> did you check /nickserv info zloop
01:51:00 <screwss> lol
01:52:00 <Resool> :(
01:56:00 <screwss> when i said seen zloop
01:56:00 <screwss> i wasnt asking you
01:56:00 <screwss> i was asking
01:56:00 <screwss> YouTube:
01:56:00 <screwss> try it
01:56:00 <screwss> its a command
02:15:00 <jigsaw> katatonic_kate01
02:17:00 <screwss> katatonic_kate01
02:17:00 <jigsaw> nup no highlight alerts
02:17:00 <jigsaw> !seen sasquatch
02:17:00 <jigsaw> !seen wookie
02:24:00 <Jeffromatic> jiggerson
02:26:00 <christopher> fuck need get pills
02:26:00 <christopher> so can sleep
02:26:00 <christopher> got seroquels someone left here what do they do
02:27:00 <christopher> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
02:27:00 <jigsaw> too hot to sleep
02:27:00 <christopher> yeah
02:27:00 <christopher> tabby cones
02:28:00 <Jeffromatic> probation officer is a pain in the arse
02:28:00 <christopher> lol
02:29:00 <christopher> i only get good behaviour bonds
02:29:00 <christopher> lol
02:29:00 <Jeffromatic> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJf4_hsVEXE
02:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilltop Hoods - Still Standing (Sep 14, 2009) 3:46 - Category: Music - 1,599,857 views - 5,975 likes (97.9%), 131 dislikes (2.1%)
02:30:00 <screwss> i love hilltops
02:30:00 <screwss> but
02:30:00 <screwss> their latest song
02:30:00 <screwss> reminds me too much of bill cosby
02:30:00 <jigsaw> yeah that blew up in their faces hey :)
02:31:00 <screwss> yeh whoops
02:31:00 <screwss> they wrote it for 2 years
02:31:00 <screwss> and the timing could not hav been worse
03:29:00 <Jeffromatic> yeah
03:29:00 <knife> yeah mate
03:29:00 <Jeffromatic> christopher is a fgt whos down with BILL COSBY
03:30:00 <simba2> in my cosby sweater
03:30:00 <simba2> do do do do
03:31:00 <Jeffromatic> haha lolz
03:31:00 <Jeffromatic> dennis ferguson has gone under the radar
03:31:00 <simba2> so has prince albert
03:31:00 <Jeffromatic> wonder if that old chestnut still has his ankle tracker on
03:32:00 <simba2> dude
03:32:00 <simba2> hes dead
03:32:00 <Jeffromatic> oh
03:32:00 <Jeffromatic> what happened
03:32:00 <simba2> he died
03:32:00 <simba2> i duno
03:32:00 <simba2> heart attack
03:32:00 <simba2> but hes dead
03:32:00 <Jeffromatic> do u even know who he is
03:33:00 <simba2> yes
03:33:00 <simba2> king of the pedofiles
03:33:00 <simba2> try google
03:33:00 <Jeffromatic> ye
03:33:00 <simba2> look him up
03:33:00 <simba2> it says he is DEAD
03:33:00 <Jeffromatic> true
03:33:00 <Jeffromatic> for the best i guess
03:33:00 <Jeffromatic> prick couldnt stay away from primary schools
03:33:00 <Jeffromatic> that was his problem
03:38:00 <simba2> z lined
03:38:00 <simba2> he wouldve started an aussie nambla
03:38:00 <simba2> if he had his way
03:38:00 <simba2> wasnt he like a pro pedafilia preacher
03:51:00 <simba2> okay
03:51:00 <simba2> laters pedo's!
04:30:00 <subway> bowen
11:10:00 <TonzaShazam> had a dream i was Shazam captain marvel and i was doing all sorts of things with the magic ring
11:10:00 <TonzaShazam> it was fucken sick
11:15:00 <TonzaShazam> the ring can change anything to gold
11:15:00 <TonzaShazam> ill be rich
11:18:00 <TonzaShazam> fucken bored today
11:18:00 <TonzaShazam> fucken boring days
11:20:00 <TonzaShazam> need to find all the women i see in there and fuck em all
11:20:00 <TonzaShazam> then my dick will have the power
11:21:00 <TonzaShazam> SHAZAM
11:21:00 <Wookie> or u need to go outside and smell fresh air
11:21:00 <TonzaShazam> yeah i did man didnt help me
11:22:00 <TonzaShazam> i like indoors
11:22:00 <TonzaShazam> i have my own crib
11:24:00 <TonzaShazam> im just waiting for the dreams power to come alive
11:24:00 <TonzaShazam> dream power i mean
11:24:00 <Fez> Australia need to get a few wickets
11:24:00 <TonzaShazam> im depending on it
11:24:00 <TonzaShazam> for wealth fame and power
11:25:00 <Fez> Itll help with the whole winning the game thing
11:25:00 <TonzaShazam> yeah definately
11:26:00 <TonzaShazam> im just craving power
11:26:00 <Fez> Look how sunny it is at the scg
11:26:00 <TonzaShazam> like a monster
11:27:00 <Fez> Beautiful cricket weather
11:27:00 <Fez> Absolutely marvelous
11:27:00 <TonzaShazam> fantastic
11:27:00 <Wookie> !fez, has to be gay he constantly talks about men hitting balls
11:28:00 <TonzaShazam> nah hes cool
11:28:00 <TonzaShazam> he just likes cricket
11:29:00 <Wookie> much to the hatred of the game that some people have
11:29:00 <Wookie> you gotta wonder why he sits and shit stirs
11:30:00 <Wookie> anyway i think ill go do a few things away from pc
11:30:00 <TonzaShazam> dont go man things just about to get interesting
11:31:00 <Wookie> im fem actually
11:31:00 <Wookie> and i really DO need to go do things that isnt IRC related
11:31:00 <TonzaShazam> nah just stay here
11:31:00 <Wookie> bbl
11:31:00 <lx> 1,0 Hurry back1,0 Wookie...
11:32:00 <Fez> Anyways..
11:32:00 <Fez> A good batting wicket
11:32:00 <Fez> Hope none of the indian got 100s
11:32:00 <Fez> Just cuz
11:35:00 <TonzaShazam> im gonna need some superpower to kick in right now or were all doomed
11:36:00 <TonzaShazam> without it lifes boring
11:36:00 <Fez> Cricketing superpowers
11:36:00 <Fez> Booyea
11:36:00 <Fez> You could be the next best thing for australian cricket
11:37:00 <TonzaShazam> yeah why not ill be super at all sports
11:37:00 <TonzaShazam> i used to be a basketball player
11:37:00 <TonzaShazam> i could slam dunk
11:38:00 <TonzaShazam> BOOMSHAKALAKA
11:38:00 <Fez> Ben dunk is a good cricket player
11:38:00 <Fez> Cricket player with a basketball name baahaa
11:55:00 <TonzaShazam> so what r we doing now
12:04:00 <kelly19> not much
12:07:00 <bee_girl> net splitting apparently
12:11:00 <kelly19> hmmmm
12:11:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
12:21:00 <TonzaShazam> hello how you doin
12:22:00 <kelly19> good u
12:22:00 <TonzaShazam> hi kelly im good
12:22:00 <TonzaShazam> just a little bored
12:22:00 <kelly19> same
12:23:00 <TonzaShazam> i cant find a way to keep entertained
12:23:00 <TonzaShazam> sux
12:23:00 <kelly19> aw damn
12:24:00 <TonzaShazam> are you 19
12:25:00 <TonzaShazam> nice day
12:25:00 <kelly19> yeh pretty nice
12:25:00 <TonzaShazam> no one talks in here anymore
12:26:00 <kelly19> boring
12:26:00 <TonzaShazam> yeah i know
12:28:00 <Wookie> probably busy
12:31:00 <Fez> Noo. Steve smith dropped the ball
12:31:00 <Fez> Ah well.. thats cricket for ya
12:38:00 <Fez> Lunch time now for the cricketers
12:39:00 <Exo> afternoon Digerati
12:40:00 <Digerati> hey exo :)
12:40:00 <Digerati> had some bad weather here in melb :(
12:40:00 <Exo> how u doing today
12:40:00 <TonzaShazam> hey wookie you seem like a lovely lady why dont u tell us about yourself
12:40:00 <Exo> lol tell me bout it, im in melb too
12:40:00 <Exo> gonna be a humid day
12:41:00 <Digerati> least it's warm and not muggy today
12:41:00 <Digerati> well it aint that muggy here
12:41:00 <Digerati> i am in essendon
12:41:00 <Wookie> im just another fem who has no powers
12:41:00 <Wookie> you will just have to use mrs palmer and her 5 daughters
12:41:00 <Digerati> wtf
12:42:00 <Digerati> ok Wookie
12:42:00 <Fez> Hi digerati
12:42:00 <Wookie> dont stress dig :P he was going on about finding women with super powers earlier
12:42:00 <Digerati> umm
12:42:00 <Digerati> yeah, ok whatever
12:42:00 <TonzaShazam> yeah i need flying pussy
12:42:00 <TonzaShazam> cant you fly wookie
12:42:00 <Fez> Pussies are great
12:42:00 <Fez> Like breasts
12:42:00 <Digerati> i need to get out of essendon rich posh area, and move to the slums
12:43:00 <Fez> And cricket
12:43:00 <Fez> Cricket is great
12:43:00 <Digerati> sick of this area
12:43:00 <Digerati> no character at all essendon
12:43:00 <Fez> Who doesnt like cricket
12:43:00 <Digerati> want to move to footscray
12:43:00 <TonzaShazam> have you even tried wookie
12:43:00 <Fez> Like bteasts.. who doesnt like breasts
12:43:00 <Wookie> no and dont plan too
12:43:00 <Digerati> exo, wat suburb you close to ?
12:44:00 <TonzaShazam> i want my next wife to be a virgin
12:44:00 <TonzaShazam> just to let you know
12:45:00 <Digerati> all the 12 year olds are taken by 12 year olds
12:45:00 <Digerati> jk
12:45:00 <Wookie> unlucky you
12:45:00 <TonzaShazam> i know a 24 year old virgin
12:45:00 <Wookie> ok the boy wants to go out
12:45:00 <Wookie> ill be back later
12:45:00 <TonzaShazam> getting closer
12:45:00 <Wookie> away [reason: afk]
12:46:00 <TonzaShazam> bye wookie
12:49:00 <Digerati> my dumbarse daughter smashed the xbox 360
12:49:00 <Digerati> how fucking stupid
12:50:00 <chelle> how old is she
12:50:00 <Digerati> 27
12:50:00 <chelle> well then
12:50:00 <Digerati> i aint buying her a xbox one
12:51:00 <chelle> does she have a job
12:51:00 <Digerati> and they still makes games for the 360
12:51:00 <Digerati> no
12:51:00 <chelle> maybe she should get one and buy her own damn xbox
12:51:00 <chelle> what's with kids mooching off their parents til they're 30?
12:52:00 <TonzaShazam> why did she smash the 360
12:52:00 <Digerati> my grandchild values things more
12:52:00 <Digerati> gave her a broken doll and she still has it
12:53:00 <chelle> i just turned 28
12:53:00 <chelle> if i asked my parents for an xbox they'd lol at me
12:54:00 <Digerati> i asked my mum for 5 bucks and she went ape shit
12:54:00 <Digerati> now i understand the value of money and using it wisely
12:55:00 <Digerati> it's great to buy gifts and give to
12:55:00 <Digerati> i aint stingy
12:55:00 <chelle> give them when its deserved, sure
12:55:00 <chelle> giving them to whingy useless brats is stupid
12:56:00 <Digerati> nobody has to deserve anything, it's knowing the value of what's given
12:56:00 <Digerati> nobody gives a fuck anymore
12:56:00 <Digerati> that's the thing
12:56:00 <Fez> Things get outdated to quickly to give a fuck
12:57:00 <Digerati> i was going to get her the xbox on xmas, but fuck that, i bought her net stockings and a whip and said "this is your life"
12:57:00 <Fez> Buy something n a month later its not that good
12:57:00 <Digerati> that made her really pissed off and cry
12:57:00 <Digerati> than she ran and cried "i'm sorry daddy"
12:58:00 <Digerati> 27 and crying
12:58:00 <Digerati> but i calmed her down
12:58:00 <Digerati> she is divorced
12:59:00 <Digerati> when i was 27 i did not have toys
12:59:00 <Digerati> a game console is a toy
12:59:00 <Digerati> literally
12:59:00 <Digerati> you play games on it
12:59:00 <Digerati> games are toys
13:00:00 <Digerati> like monopoly or battleship
13:00:00 <Fez> Games canbe spoet
13:00:00 <Fez> Sport
13:00:00 <Fez> Like cricket
13:00:00 <Digerati> in the 70's and 80's i did not have games to play with
13:00:00 <Fez> Thats not a toy bahaha
13:00:00 <Digerati> i grew up a quiet child
13:00:00 <Digerati> praying to jesus
13:00:00 <Fez> Good man
13:00:00 <Digerati> i am an atheist
13:01:00 <chelle> you bought her net stockings and a whip? what on earth?
13:01:00 <Digerati> but science was my thing, i was bought a expensive microscope, dad bought it, that was my toy
13:01:00 <Digerati> yeah, why the fuck not
13:02:00 <Digerati> she likes to dominate me right ?
13:02:00 <Digerati> go all the way
13:02:00 <chelle> what is she, a dominatrix? lol
13:02:00 <chelle> is this your biological daughter or your "baby girl"? hahaha
13:02:00 <Digerati> i don't know what she is, she is nuts
13:03:00 <Digerati> i told her my boyfriend don't like you
13:03:00 <Digerati> i am a widower
13:03:00 <Digerati> my boyfriend is gay
13:04:00 <Digerati> i never had sex with a man, don't worry...
13:04:00 <Digerati> i just like to be like that fat guy in modern family
13:04:00 <Digerati> get's all the bitches off your back
13:05:00 <chelle> wow im lost haha
13:05:00 <Digerati> not at all, last year she rolled up to her ex in a schooldress
13:06:00 <Digerati> chelle, she is on drugs
13:06:00 <Digerati> what bit of that don't you understand ?
13:06:00 <Digerati> i found out from her doctor
13:06:00 <chelle> oh im more confused about you right now
13:07:00 <Digerati> you don't need to be confused about me, i am neutral
13:07:00 <Digerati> and at peace with the world
13:07:00 <Digerati> i know wrong and right, lawful and unlawful
13:07:00 <Digerati> relax...
13:08:00 <chelle> you're a widower with a gay boyfriend but you don't have sex with men.
13:08:00 <chelle> Interesting.
13:08:00 <Digerati> i am like a cop, i was in the army
13:08:00 <Digerati> yeah, why not ?
13:08:00 <Digerati> gay guys listen
13:08:00 <Taco> guess where he cops it
13:08:00 <Digerati> few drinks and we laugh and sing
13:08:00 <Digerati> go out to gay clubs
13:09:00 <Digerati> the gay scene is quite cool
13:09:00 <Digerati> i even dressed in drag once
13:09:00 <Digerati> hey glenn
13:09:00 <Taco> meh, eggdrop
13:09:00 <Taco> expires bans after x minutes :)
13:10:00 <Chris> lol
13:10:00 <Digerati> a 27 year old with the brain of a 12 year old is dangerous chelle
13:10:00 <Digerati> do know that
13:11:00 <Digerati> least my bf comes upstairs when she comes
13:11:00 <Digerati> everytime she comes it's about money chelle
13:12:00 <Digerati> $$$
13:12:00 <Digerati> she is in the will as equal
13:12:00 <Digerati> but she don't know that
13:12:00 <Chris> Tell her to go to Centrelink
13:12:00 <Digerati> yeah right
13:12:00 <Digerati> she is on DSP
13:12:00 <Digerati> mental illness
13:13:00 <chelle> dunno about you Digerati but my parents raised me to not be a cunt
13:13:00 <chelle> so im not one
13:13:00 <chelle> the end
13:13:00 <Digerati> chelle, the problem is, where does the money go ?
13:13:00 <Digerati> rofl :)
13:13:00 <chelle> my money goes in the bank
13:13:00 <chelle> or to my parents
13:13:00 <chelle> who need it
13:13:00 <Digerati> i worked in a hospital for 20 years
13:13:00 <Chris> Digerati, if she has lots and lots of babies, she will get $$$
13:14:00 <Digerati> in the hospital you get to know everyone
13:14:00 <Digerati> chris, i found out she smokes weed as well
13:14:00 <Chris> ohh
13:14:00 <Digerati> if i find out she is taking harder shit, she is out
13:15:00 <Digerati> i will give her a warning
13:15:00 <Digerati> weed is fine
13:15:00 <Digerati> alcohol is fine
13:15:00 <Digerati> any more than that, and out
13:15:00 <Chris> I want the baby bonus
13:16:00 <Chris> its discrimination i cant get it
13:16:00 <Digerati> they dont give the 5 grand anymore
13:16:00 <Digerati> do they ?
13:17:00 <Chris> only if you have boobs and a pussy, well its less now
13:17:00 <Digerati> that sucks
13:17:00 <Digerati> familys need it
13:17:00 <Digerati> what pig would drop that subsidy
13:17:00 <Digerati> of all things
13:17:00 <Chris> paid to the woman, im taking the Govt to court
13:18:00 <Digerati> well women do look after children more
13:18:00 <Chris> i want the bonus, every women i root and there is a baby, i want 1/2 the cash
13:18:00 <Digerati> chris, stfu
13:19:00 <Digerati> jesus
13:19:00 <Digerati> ffs dude
13:19:00 <Fez> Fkn pcs.
13:19:00 <Chris> not Jesus, Mohammad
13:20:00 <Chris> convert to Islam, it will save you from your sins
13:39:00 <Fez> Convert to mega juggs
13:39:00 <Chris> haha
13:45:00 <Fez> Get a motorboat or 2
13:45:00 <Fez> Hehe
13:46:00 <Fez> 2 min noodle for lunch. Aint had em in a while. Kinda craved em aye
13:50:00 <Fez> Maggi was good in the 90s
13:50:00 <Fez> Not so much anymore
13:56:00 <Fez> Whos a norti boi then
13:56:00 <Fez> :P
13:56:00 <norti> not me rofl
13:57:00 <Fez> Lol
13:57:00 <Fez> How are ya
13:57:00 <norti> too bloody quiet llololl
13:57:00 <Taco> I'm the leprechaun
13:58:00 <Fez> Then make some noise
13:59:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEL1m7VJRmc
13:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'm The Leprechaun (Sep 6, 2008) 0:35 - Category: Comedy - 107,612 views - 342 likes (96.3%), dislikes (3.7%)
14:05:00 <Fez> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sGl631IpLQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
14:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mavis's - Naughty Boy (Nov 17, 2009) 3:13 - Category: Music - 25,107 views - likes (99.5%), 1 dislikes (0.5%)
14:05:00 <Fez> If that works
14:15:00 <Taco> OPAL cards are great
14:15:00 <Taco> I was just reading the condition of bikes on sydney trains... during peak hours you must buy a child ticket for your bicycle
14:15:00 <Taco> Unless you have an OPAL card, and then you just pay a single fare
14:16:00 <Taco> ie. the bike rides free regardless of time
14:20:00 <Franny_Jefferson> cameltoe
14:20:00 <Franny_Jefferson> oopz
14:20:00 <Wookie> haha
14:22:00 <Fez> Breasts
14:26:00 <Wookie> back [r: afk] [1h40m59s]
14:29:00 <Franny_Jefferson> gonna have a big slab of macaroni with cheese tonight
14:30:00 <druff> how about this cricket
14:30:00 <druff> we need a wicket quickly
14:31:00 <druff> 8 wickets would be better
14:31:00 <druff> silly smithdropping a catch
14:31:00 <druff> couldve had 3 down but we are only 2 down :(
14:32:00 <Franny_Jefferson> not watchin m8
14:32:00 <Franny_Jefferson> been zz'in
14:33:00 <druff> oh cmon bro
14:33:00 <druff> just flick it to channel 9
14:33:00 <druff> youll be fine
14:33:00 <druff> hahaha, that rymes
14:33:00 <druff> rhymes*
14:33:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ok ill go put it on
14:33:00 <druff> im a poet and didnt even know it
14:33:00 <druff> lol
14:35:00 <Franny_Jefferson> rahaul
14:35:00 <Franny_Jefferson> and kholon
14:36:00 <Franny_Jefferson> Kohlin
14:37:00 <Franny_Jefferson> dude wheres my car is on comedy channel
14:38:00 <druff> oh true
14:39:00 <Fez> hi cath^
14:39:00 <Cath^> hey Fez
14:39:00 <Cath^> just passing through
14:39:00 <Franny_Jefferson> Caffeteria
14:39:00 <Fez> ah true
14:39:00 <Fez> you need a quick back rub cath?
14:40:00 <Cath^> hey joel
14:40:00 <Cath^> nah I'm good
14:40:00 <Franny_Jefferson> do it wif ur toes
14:40:00 <chelle> LOL
14:40:00 <Cath^> anyhoo..laters
14:40:00 <Fez> ah ok np
14:40:00 <Fez> bye
14:42:00 <Franny_Jefferson> I need to evacuate my bowels
14:44:00 <Fez> but youllmiss the cricket
14:44:00 <Franny_Jefferson> tony abbot is at the cricket
14:44:00 <Fez> thats ok i guess
14:44:00 <Fez> yep he was in thecommantry box
14:44:00 <Fez> more box than ive ever had thats for sure
14:44:00 <Fez> im like a total virgin
14:44:00 <Fez> jellybean penis
14:45:00 <Franny_Jefferson> lolz!!!!!!
14:47:00 <Fez> i just tell them its too cold n stuff
14:49:00 <Franny_Jefferson> christopher has only touched 1 woman
14:49:00 <Franny_Jefferson> and it was a kiss on the cheek
14:52:00 <Franny_Jefferson> cream
14:52:00 <Franny_Jefferson> cash rules everything around me
14:58:00 <Digerati> making kfc, damn this takes ages
14:58:00 <Digerati> had to prepare the shit
15:01:00 <Franny_Jefferson> lolz
15:02:00 <Franny_Jefferson> did u go into the store and ask for a bag of thier buns
15:02:00 <Fez> do boy chickens get eaten?
15:03:00 <Fez> ya dont get breastchicken from boy chooks do ya?
15:03:00 <Franny_Jefferson> nope
15:03:00 <Franny_Jefferson> they are called Cocks
15:04:00 <Digerati> i buy chicken and marinate it
15:04:00 <Digerati> it takes time to fry
15:04:00 <Fez> hfc!
15:04:00 <Digerati> up to like 15 mins each side
15:04:00 <Fez> home fried chicken
15:04:00 <Fez> haha
15:04:00 <Franny_Jefferson> u need the 12 herbs and spices though
15:04:00 <Fez> whyd they stop at 12
15:05:00 <Digerati> yeah, i stole the ingredients after i killed col sanders
15:05:00 <Fez> shouldve had like 50 herbs and spices
15:05:00 <Franny_Jefferson> colonel sanders
15:05:00 <Digerati> rammed a chicken leg up his arse as well
15:06:00 <Digerati> the 12 herbs they use would probably be artificial powders they make themselves
15:07:00 <Digerati> so it aint nothing special
15:07:00 <Digerati> i simply just use flour, yeast and bread crumbs
15:08:00 <Digerati> you need to deep fry them however
15:08:00 <Franny_Jefferson> true
15:08:00 <Franny_Jefferson> u cant really taste 12 herbs or spices in the chicken
15:08:00 <Digerati> probably is just one flavor they use
15:09:00 <Digerati> made up of 12 ingredients
15:09:00 <Franny_Jefferson> lolz
15:09:00 <Franny_Jefferson> sprinkle it on with a salt shaker
15:09:00 <Digerati> i dont mind indian herbs
15:09:00 <Digerati> oregano is my fav
15:09:00 <Franny_Jefferson> yea
15:10:00 <Franny_Jefferson> i put basil and oregano in spaghetti brew
15:10:00 <Wookie> dont give jefferson curry he farts
15:10:00 <Digerati> :) heh
15:10:00 <Wookie> curry in a hurry
15:10:00 <Wookie> = thunder from down under
15:11:00 <Digerati> i prefer whole chicken cooking
15:11:00 <Digerati> but leg and breast is ok
15:11:00 <Fez> i want a chicken parma
15:11:00 <Fez> damn you
15:11:00 <Digerati> chicken parma is schnitzel shit
15:11:00 <Franny_Jefferson> rahul hit 40% of his current total with 4's
15:12:00 <Fez> yep its good what he has done
15:12:00 <Fez> only his second test match
15:12:00 <Digerati> i used to like big bird, the paki, joel garner
15:12:00 <Fez> gunna be a great player
15:12:00 <Digerati> bowled at 130kmh
15:12:00 <Digerati> smashed the bat
15:13:00 <Fez> west indian quicks used to be awesome, best in world
15:13:00 <Digerati> pakis are hard on cricket
15:13:00 <Digerati> i like pakis
15:13:00 <Franny_Jefferson> i like when the guy ages ago bowled and under arm
15:13:00 <Fez> greg chappel i think it was
15:13:00 <Fez> against nz
15:14:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ye
15:14:00 <Fez> now they still hate us
15:14:00 <Digerati> whats happened to chappelle corby hmmm
15:14:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:14:00 <Fez> but thats ok
15:14:00 <Franny_Jefferson> wonder if she'll use her boogy board bag again to travel
15:15:00 <Fez> is she out yet?
15:15:00 <Digerati> yeah
15:15:00 <Fez> i bet shes smokin up now
15:15:00 <Fez> watchin the cricket havin a billy
15:15:00 <Digerati> she prolly sucked a lot of dick to get out
15:15:00 <Digerati> especially the media
15:16:00 <Fez> and didnt suck enough dick to get out of it
15:16:00 <Fez> hahaa
15:16:00 <Fez> bong breath
15:17:00 <Franny_Jefferson> lolz
15:20:00 <Digerati> the governments in indonesia are desperate for money, they steal children and sell them
15:20:00 <Digerati> government there sell heroin and cocaine to kids on the street
15:21:00 <Digerati> i been there so many times
15:21:00 <Digerati> they are lowlife scum
15:21:00 <Digerati> a bomb don't do shit
15:21:00 <Digerati> they need a nuke
15:21:00 <Fez> as if youd try and import drugs into a country
15:21:00 <BlackDevil> joel
15:21:00 <Fez> or even order them from other countries
15:21:00 <Digerati> they make money when they bust you for drugs
15:22:00 <Fez> youd have to be a bit silly aye
15:22:00 <BlackDevil> do you want to be part of a joke?
15:22:00 <Digerati> cops there sell drugs to kids on the street
15:22:00 <Franny_Jefferson> i travelled with $25 worth of cannabis on a domestic flight
15:22:00 <Digerati> dont be silly
15:22:00 <BlackDevil> in your bum
15:22:00 <Digerati> they are deranged and evil
15:22:00 <BlackDevil> and also a liar
15:22:00 <Franny_Jefferson> bullshit
15:22:00 <Digerati> i been there BlackDevil
15:22:00 <Digerati> i seen what they do
15:22:00 <Wookie> strapped it to his balls
15:22:00 <Franny_Jefferson> i was working in the town of Emerald
15:23:00 <Digerati> that's enough evidence
15:23:00 <Digerati> other than that, support them
15:23:00 <Franny_Jefferson> and the blokes told me to bring some back when I returned from a break
15:23:00 <Digerati> Australia is ready to fuck them soon
15:23:00 <Digerati> that's why we got USMC here now in oz
15:23:00 <Digerati> so if they attack, the US will get involved
15:24:00 <Digerati> it's only a nuke they need
15:24:00 <Franny_Jefferson> but yeah Wookie i didnt have it stored in my genital area
15:24:00 <Franny_Jefferson> did*
15:24:00 <BlackDevil> joel bum is also to concel 2 kilos of weed
15:25:00 <Digerati> bali is the last place on earth you want to go on a holiday
15:25:00 <Wookie> who would strip search him
15:25:00 <BlackDevil> also = able
15:25:00 <Wookie> his farts are enough to kill even the smallest ant
15:26:00 <Fez> breast cancer is bad
15:26:00 <Fez> lucky the cricket is doing the pink test for breast cancer awareness
15:26:00 <Franny_Jefferson> brett lee looked like a homosexual man with pink hair
15:27:00 <Fez> lol
15:27:00 <Fez> its for a good cuase m8
15:27:00 <Franny_Jefferson> bet you blackdev is in his pink suit
15:28:00 <Franny_Jefferson> with matching pink assless chaps
15:28:00 <Fez> i wouldnt put money on that bet
15:35:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ok children
15:35:00 <Franny_Jefferson> can anybody tell me what this is... apart from a tobacco ridden keyboard
15:35:00 <Franny_Jefferson> http://tinypic.com/r/k3w56t/8
15:37:00 <Franny_Jefferson> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA this indian guy fell over halfway down the pitch
15:42:00 <Fez> damn straight, got a wicket
15:42:00 <Fez> hit it striaght up in the air
15:42:00 <Fez> silly indian hahahahah
15:42:00 <Fez> go starcie!!
15:44:00 <Digerati> now that's saucy, chicken with cream
15:45:00 <Digerati> need potatoes :/
15:47:00 <Digerati> why the fuck do you need upnp on router to torent
15:47:00 <Digerati> that's nuts
16:19:00 <Wookie> away [reason: Quick Away]
16:29:00 <Dingo> Hi
16:29:00 <Fez> hi dingo how are ya may=te
16:30:00 <Fez> mate*
16:30:00 <Dingo> Im ok here
16:31:00 <Fez> great stuff
16:31:00 <Dingo> you having an ID issue there Fez?
16:31:00 <Fez> nah mate, just changing option settings
16:31:00 <Fez> then it changed nick
16:31:00 <Fez> iuno
16:31:00 <Fez> hi ron
16:31:00 <Fez> 3/289 aint good
16:32:00 <Fez> sould be all out for 288
16:32:00 <Dingo> whats that deaths last year on the roads?
16:33:00 <Fez> no m8
16:34:00 <Dingo> there you go sport go set up a cricket channel here on irc and leave us out of it
16:34:00 <Dingo> I CANT STAND CRICKET!!!
16:34:00 <Fez> what imnot allowed to talk about a sportin a channel?
16:35:00 <Fez> its being played in sydney so why not talk about it in #sydney
16:35:00 <Fez> if you dont like it maybe you should leave lol
16:35:00 <Fez> or
16:35:00 <Fez> just not worry about it
16:36:00 <Fez> no one else is chatting in this chat room then you have a go about someone chatting
16:36:00 <Dingo> once or twice but not all the time the score changes
16:36:00 <Fez> good one mate good one
16:36:00 <Fez> imentioned it once so far lol
16:36:00 <Fez> so what are you actually on about sir?
16:37:00 <Dingo> its a social channel for chats not a sports program
16:37:00 <Fez> chats onclude sports
16:37:00 <Fez> include
16:37:00 <Dingo> and if no one talks we wait till someone does
16:38:00 <Fez> ah yes
16:38:00 <Fez> your one of those people who wait for the oppotunity
16:38:00 <Fez> not make them happen
16:38:00 <Fez> thats ok
16:38:00 <Dingo> doesnt anyone do that?
16:38:00 <Fez> ron: WICKET!!!!!!!
16:39:00 <Fez> watto too, awesomesuace
16:39:00 <Fez> its ok dingo
16:39:00 <Fez> i understand
16:39:00 <TheRon> cometh the moment cometh the man
16:40:00 <TheRon> dingo isnt aussie enough
16:41:00 <Dingo> Im a returned vet!
16:41:00 <TheRon> woo hoo into the tail
16:41:00 <Fez> another 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:41:00 <Fez> woot woot
16:41:00 <Franny_Jefferson> hey you there with a sad face come to my place and live it up
16:41:00 <Fez> on a hattrick?!!!
16:42:00 <TheRon> it's not dhoni coming out
16:42:00 <Franny_Jefferson> fez beside the dance floor what do you cry for
16:42:00 <Fez> breasts
16:42:00 <Fez> wickets
16:42:00 <Fez> argentina?
16:42:00 <TheRon> i cried when i saw hawkey this morning
16:42:00 <Fez> good man hawkey
16:42:00 <TheRon> the best
16:42:00 <Fez> had a beer and all
16:43:00 <TheRon> he was only sipping this one
16:43:00 <Fez> he needs a beer sponsorship
16:43:00 <TheRon> at 11 am
16:43:00 <Fez> pubs open at 10am
16:43:00 <TheRon> 12 somewhere in the world
16:43:00 <Fez> unlucky
16:46:00 <Fez> imagine if haddin was 10 yrs younger
16:46:00 <Franny_Jefferson> imagine if you weren't gay
16:47:00 <Fez> dont need to imagine that :D
16:47:00 <TheRon> didn't mr jefferson molest children??
16:48:00 <TheRon> i saw it on south park
16:48:00 <Fez> imnot sure
16:48:00 <Fez> its pluasable though
16:48:00 <Franny_Jefferson> thats garrison
16:48:00 <TheRon> no thats mr jefferson
16:48:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ...?
16:49:00 <Fez> isnt garrison the one with the hat puppet?
16:49:00 <Franny_Jefferson> yes
16:49:00 <TheRon> they couldn't call michael jackson michael jackson so they called him mr jefferson
16:49:00 <Franny_Jefferson> that is who ron is referring to
16:49:00 <TheRon> no i'm referring to mr jefferson
16:50:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ..?
16:50:00 <Franny_Jefferson> you gay mate?
16:50:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't question me on south park\
16:51:00 <TheRon> i'm happy all the time
16:51:00 <Fez> south park, colorado?
16:51:00 <Franny_Jefferson> So you're gay all the time?
16:51:00 <TheRon> i like having gaytimes on the couch
16:52:00 <Fez> i like zooper doopers
16:52:00 <TheRon> golden gaytimes
16:52:00 <TheRon> very nutty
16:52:00 <Fez> and breasts
16:52:00 <Fez> breasts are good
16:52:00 <Fez> cricket is also good
16:52:00 <Fez> and beer
16:52:00 <Fez> combine the 3 and its heaven
16:52:00 <TheRon> if the breast was an ice cream, the nipple area would always go first
16:53:00 <Fez> id get icecream on my hands
16:53:00 <TheRon> i'd get ice cream on my face
16:53:00 <Fez> id get icecream on my genitals
16:54:00 <TheRon> bit cold
16:54:00 <Franny_Jefferson> yea
16:54:00 <Franny_Jefferson> breasts rule
16:54:00 <Franny_Jefferson> my mistress complained i gave her a hicky on her nipple boob
16:54:00 <Fez> its ok, bit of shrinkage is ok
16:54:00 <TheRon> i don't think chicks know about shrinkage
16:56:00 <Franny_Jefferson> shes easy a size d
16:56:00 <Franny_Jefferson> =S
16:57:00 <TheRon> you like motorboating?
16:58:00 <Franny_Jefferson> yea
16:59:00 <Fez> all out for 400 ron?
16:59:00 <TheRon> less than
16:59:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ron got bumjacked
16:59:00 <TheRon> is mr jefferson gay?
16:59:00 <Fez> i hope so
17:00:00 <Fez> 5 quick wickets
17:00:00 <Franny_Jefferson> 1 by 1 going up your rectum
17:01:00 <Fez> you sure do like mentioning that sort of stuff Franny_Jefferson
17:01:00 <TheRon> must be gay
17:02:00 <Fez> you reckon he has been with another person sexually?
17:02:00 <TheRon> he's the only gay eskimo
17:03:00 <Fez> i wouldntknow
17:03:00 <Franny_Jefferson> mr burgundy
17:03:00 <TheRon> how about the cricket
17:03:00 <Fez> great day for a game of crcket
17:03:00 <Franny_Jefferson> youll be mr black n purple soo
17:03:00 <Franny_Jefferson> n
17:03:00 <Fez> cricket*
17:05:00 <Franny_Jefferson> backyard cricket
17:08:00 <Franny_Jefferson> cackyard bricket
17:12:00 <Digerati> frontyard ticket
17:12:00 <Digerati> damn that chicken tasted nice
17:14:00 <screwss> seen zloop
17:15:00 <Fez> i see a red doorand i want to paint it pink
17:15:00 <screwss> YouTube: seen zloop
17:15:00 <Franny_Jefferson> lols
17:15:00 <Franny_Jefferson> seen zloop
17:15:00 <Franny_Jefferson> -YouTube- zloop ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours 33 minutes ago (23.12. 04:42) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 9 hours 46 minutes there.
17:16:00 <screwss> cheer
17:16:00 <screwss> nerdygirl: sup
17:16:00 <nerdygirl> yo
17:16:00 <screwss> you must be the only girl whos come online in weeks
17:16:00 <Fez> nerdygirl: like cricket?
17:16:00 <screwss> if theres grass on the wicket its time to play cricket
17:17:00 <Franny_Jefferson> lolz
17:17:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ill bat firs
17:17:00 <Franny_Jefferson> t
17:17:00 <FOBZTA> WSW 4 LIFE
17:17:00 <FOBZTA> Eels 2015
17:17:00 <Fez> no hayne plane
17:18:00 <Fez> might help theteam a bit
17:18:00 <FOBZTA> Man U eat your hearts out
17:19:00 <FOBZTA> Mate we don't need Haynes we need new talent
17:20:00 <Franny_Jefferson> joel thompson
17:21:00 <Fez> exactly
17:21:00 <Franny_Jefferson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ4prUNBfdw
17:21:00 <Fez> hayne was overated
17:21:00 <Fez> he did 1 good thing 8 yrs ago and they still talk him up
17:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NRL - Joel Thompson big hit on Rory Kostjasyn and All in Brawl (Feb 13, 2012) 3:31 - - 63,199 views - 56 likes (88.9%), 7 dislikes (11.1%)
17:21:00 <FOBZTA> He wasn't overrated he just played for the wrong team
17:21:00 <Franny_Jefferson> BlackDevil only wears sheer pantyhose
17:22:00 <Fez> he didnt like breasts?
17:22:00 <screwss> whats haynes first name again
17:22:00 <Fez> jarrod
17:22:00 <screwss> thats it
17:22:00 <Franny_Jefferson> Franny
17:22:00 <screwss> i hear that hayne name all the time on the news
17:22:00 <Fez> he is in the nfl now
17:22:00 <screwss> like hes some kind of demi god
17:22:00 <Fez> gone to america
17:23:00 <screwss> oh
17:23:00 <FOBZTA> His back atm on holidays
17:23:00 <screwss> dude probably gets more tail than a toilet seat
17:23:00 <screwss> australian dude playing NFL in america
17:23:00 <screwss> hah.
17:23:00 <FOBZTA> His not the first
17:23:00 <Fez> not thefirst
17:24:00 <FOBZTA> They have NFL here
17:24:00 <Fez> forget the guy from the afl who is apparently doing really well over there
17:24:00 <FOBZTA> I know boys that play it on weekends
17:24:00 <Fez> some with 'sav' in it
17:24:00 <Fez> i think
17:25:00 <Fez> TheRon: why is the australian cricket team not getting saha out?
17:25:00 <TheRon> i dunno
17:25:00 <screwss> yeh i knew a dude who was into NFL and played it in some amature team
17:25:00 <Fez> i thought they wanted a few extra rest days
17:26:00 <TheRon> they even booked the golf course
17:26:00 <screwss> guy was a bit of a 'smiling assisin' ie. he was all smiles but a bit of a dick
17:27:00 <TheRon> great story
17:27:00 <screwss> thank you
17:27:00 <screwss> i mentioned it incase you ever come across someone like that
17:29:00 <Fez> might crank up the mower after the cricket, get the pitch ready for the weekend
17:29:00 <TheRon> the heavy roller?
17:30:00 <Fez> yea it needs a bit of flattening out
17:31:00 <Franny_Jefferson> do you have a whipper snapper to clean up the edges
17:31:00 <Fez> dont need iy
17:31:00 <Fez> it
17:33:00 <TheRon> saha looks like a candidate
17:34:00 <Fez> he should take an early walk
17:34:00 <Fez> come in a few overs early
17:40:00 <Fez> hi cath^ :)
17:41:00 <Fez> what a superb days cricket
17:41:00 <Fez> dont youagree? :P
17:41:00 <Cath^> hi and yes..if I was into it
17:41:00 <TheRon> the ladies love the cricket
17:42:00 <Cath^> beautiful sydney weather..shame I was at work
17:42:00 <Fez> pink day today cath
17:42:00 <Cath^> not!
17:42:00 <Cath^> kk
17:42:00 <Fez> did you see many people in pink cath?
17:42:00 <Wookie> i dont get why hes so hung up on people hitting balls all day long
17:43:00 <Wookie> dingo was right there should be a cricket channel on irc
17:43:00 <TheRon> it's australia's gam
17:43:00 <TheRon> game
17:43:00 <Fez> they wouldve been going to the cricket i reckon
17:43:00 <Wookie> save the rest of us who hate the game constantly having to see and hear about it
17:44:00 <Fez> breast cancer awareness day at the cricket
17:44:00 <TheRon> go have a whine
17:44:00 <Fez> doing its bit for the ladies
17:44:00 <TheRon> i mean wine
17:44:00 <Wookie> dont care if its australias game the constant bringing up of the stupid game is enough to drive people mental
17:44:00 <Fez> atleast theyre thinking of the ladies breasts
17:44:00 <Fez> good game cricket
17:44:00 <TheRon> great game
17:44:00 <Fez> always putting others first
17:45:00 <TheRon> if we didn't talk cricket, nothing would get said
17:45:00 <Fez> is someone complaing about the cricket ron?
17:45:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:45:00 <Fez> oh
17:45:00 <Fez> you know what that means
17:45:00 <Fez> even when they are complaing,.. they are talking about the cricket
17:45:00 <TheRon> we slap them silly and tell them to get over it?
17:46:00 <Fez> but of a hypocryte whoever it is
17:46:00 <TheRon> sure is
17:46:00 <Fez> also, if its the person i think it is, they should have me on ignore, glenn told them to ignore me
17:46:00 <TheRon> damn
17:46:00 <Fez> so if they can see it, its their own fualt
17:46:00 <Fez> pity huh
17:47:00 <Fez> funny how the world works
17:47:00 <Fez> bbs, gunna do some mowing
17:47:00 <lx> 1,0 Hurry back1,0 Fez...
17:47:00 <Wookie> or dont
17:53:00 <FOBZTA> I just drove past the greatest club in Western Sydney
17:55:00 <Franny_Jefferson> asians say sydney as "shitonme"
18:05:00 <Dingo> Hi
18:15:00 <syrus> IncGift
18:26:00 <Fez> out there mowing i thought about stuff
18:27:00 <Fez> like how if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say it
18:27:00 <Fez> i mean adults have the ability to do that
18:27:00 <Fez> also
18:27:00 <Fez> if you dont like something going on you can just leave the situation
18:27:00 <Fez> you dont really need to call people names just they may or may not have the same interests as you
18:28:00 <Fez> if you cant articulate yourself with out being abusive,.. then,.. i guess they have a big problem
18:28:00 <Fez> not me
18:29:00 <Fez> chatting about your own interests is what we all do, we dont need someone putting for it
18:30:00 <Franny_Jefferson> does that give BlackDevil the right to talk about Mens Asses and the display of grotesque homosexual meterial?
18:37:00 <Fez> ifmerely talking about a sport pissessomeone off so much they have to threaten you, then yea, they have a mojor problem
18:39:00 <Fez> major*
18:46:00 <Taco> You know I think the thing that lets sydney trains down are their staff
18:47:00 <Taco> I got abused for bringing my bike on the train, as their ticketing and conditions of travel say I can, buy a guard who obviously can't do a stupidly simple job
18:50:00 <Taco> Why are trains late anyway? Its not management's fault most the staff are incompetent... other than their hiring of incompetent staff, and their failure to fire them
18:51:00 <Wookie> why dont u ask them
18:51:00 <Wookie> must be whine day
18:53:00 <Taco> I think I will submit that on my complaint to sydney trains
18:53:00 <Taco> "Please consider firing all the shit cunts who are incompetent to improve customer satisfaction"
18:54:00 <Fez> did you buy a ticket for yourbike?
18:54:00 <Taco> No
18:54:00 <Taco> http://sydneytrains.info/travelling_with/conditions_of_travel/
18:54:00 <Taco> "Opal card users just need a valid Opal card for themselves and do not pay a separate fare for a bike."
18:54:00 <Fez> it takes up room of 1 standard human being, room that could be used for a paying customer
18:55:00 <Taco> Maybe they should change the rules then
18:56:00 <Resool> hello everyone
18:56:00 <Taco> If you don't use an OPAL card, you are required to buy a ticket if its within peak hours
18:56:00 <Fez> write them a letter telling them how bad they are, dot the 'i's' with angry faces
18:56:00 <Taco> But yea OPAL is pretty sweet. People should stop bitching about it
18:56:00 <Taco> Hey thats a neat idea Fez, I like
18:57:00 <Fez> ;)
18:57:00 <Taco> I should write it on rainbow unicorn paper as well, just to confuse them
18:58:00 <Fez> yea
18:58:00 <Fez> finish it off with 'have a nice day,taco'
18:58:00 <Fez> maybe even 'love taco'
19:01:00 <Digerati> finish it with a bowl of weed in your hookah
19:01:00 <Taco> Sorry, only fuckwits smoke weed
19:02:00 <chookmagnet> only people who judge people
19:02:00 <Fez> badoom tish
19:03:00 <chookmagnet> would you rather someone smokes weed and watches vids, games, plays music, creates things or plays an instrument
19:03:00 <Digerati> instrument
19:03:00 <Digerati> i love music
19:03:00 <chookmagnet> or an ice addict bashing some poor buggers head in
19:04:00 <chookmagnet> or worse some gets drunks and drives killing someone you know and love
19:04:00 <Digerati> well that's a bonus, the ice addict
19:04:00 <Taco> I would rather people don't use drugs. Drug users are fuckwits. Also you can actually drink without driving, really it is possible.
19:04:00 <chookmagnet> yeah and fall over drunk
19:04:00 <chookmagnet> or one punch
19:04:00 <Taco> So?
19:04:00 <Digerati> i dont live in redfern
19:04:00 <Taco> If you allow that to happen you're also a fuckwit
19:05:00 <chookmagnet> well when you say drugs
19:05:00 <Digerati> i live in essendon
19:05:00 <chookmagnet> what about asprin
19:05:00 <chookmagnet> if you take 6 of those it can kill you
19:05:00 <chookmagnet> that's a drug
19:05:00 <Taco> Ohhhh there we go, the medicinal drugs debate. You're a pure genius dude thats totally original.
19:05:00 <Digerati> i have taken 6 aspirins
19:05:00 <Digerati> it dont do shit
19:05:00 <Franny_Jefferson> taco is a fucking faggot
19:05:00 <Taco> When I said drugs, I meant illict drugs.
19:05:00 <chookmagnet> or lots of other drugs
19:05:00 <Franny_Jefferson> get the fuck outta here u faggot
19:05:00 <chookmagnet> illicit
19:05:00 <Wookie> stop it Joel
19:06:00 <Digerati> hmm
19:06:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:06:00 <chookmagnet> Franny_Jefferson
19:06:00 <chookmagnet> dude
19:06:00 <Digerati> lx
19:06:00 <lx> 10,0 - Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man. Minor Premise: One man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds; Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second.
19:06:00 <Digerati> holy fuck
19:06:00 <Wookie> no need for rudeness
19:06:00 <chookmagnet> it's a dicussion not an abuse fest
19:06:00 <Digerati> that's mass eyesore
19:06:00 <chookmagnet> anyone can swear maaaaaaaate
19:06:00 <chookmagnet> discussion to
19:07:00 <chookmagnet> dicussion in my head
19:07:00 <Taco> Will somebody please think of the children
19:07:00 <Taco> Ansell did
19:07:00 <Taco> So did Durex
19:08:00 <Franny_Jefferson> get youtube to join my channel taco
19:08:00 <chookmagnet> what about the oldd cough mix then as a drug
19:09:00 <Taco> He'll autojoin if he's unbanned
19:09:00 <chookmagnet> when I was young they changed the formula because kids were drinking 2 to 3 bottles at a time
19:09:00 <chookmagnet> to get stoned
19:10:00 <chookmagnet> you create a drug elicit or not
19:10:00 <Taco> Yea kids are fuckwits too
19:10:00 <chookmagnet> people will take it
19:10:00 <chookmagnet> no
19:10:00 <chookmagnet> they are humans
19:11:00 <chookmagnet> like you
19:11:00 <Taco> I'm also a fuckwit
19:11:00 <Fez> hey cath^
19:11:00 <chookmagnet> no
19:11:00 <Cath^> hey Fez
19:11:00 <chookmagnet> if you were we would all be saying fuckwit to ourselves because noone is better
19:11:00 <Fez> ta cath:D
19:12:00 <chookmagnet> if they think they are they better get the latest rockets to pull the head out of somewhere the sun won't shine in ahurry :P
19:12:00 <chookmagnet> that
19:12:00 <chookmagnet> yeah
19:12:00 <chookmagnet> ok
19:17:00 <Taco> when do we celebrate invasion day, anyway? I forgot, prob deliberately
19:17:00 <Taco> oh 26th of jan
20:04:00 <Fez> What a good day of cricket it was
20:05:00 <Fez> It still is with the big bash in right now!
20:06:00 <Fez> What a great day to be australian
20:06:00 <Fez> Cricket during the day and night. Bloody marvelous it is
20:09:00 <Fez> Great night for cricket
20:09:00 <Fez> Go brisbane heat!
20:09:00 <Fez> I bet theyll choke again
20:10:00 <Franny_Jefferson> choke on sperm
20:10:00 <TwEEk> Hi fez
20:10:00 <Fez> Couple of 6's here will.be good
20:11:00 <Franny_Jefferson> want a sausage n buns Fez
20:11:00 <Fez> Gannon isnt playing. Bad move i reckon
20:12:00 <Fez> Ah well
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20:17:00 <Fez> 4!!!!
20:21:00 <Fez> 6!!!!
20:21:00 <Fez> Hella good
20:23:00 <Fez> Scorchers got a wicket :(
20:24:00 <Fez> Bit sucky
21:06:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c-RbGZBnBI
21:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Röyksopp & Robyn "Monument" (Music Video) (Aug 12, 2014) 6:49 - Category: Music - views - 23,479 likes (97.8%), 516 dislikes (2.2%)
21:08:00 <Zade> hello
21:08:00 <Zade> its dead in here
21:18:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCi_NhwJSGI&list=PLA16EC95E194AF2C1
21:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aurora Borealis - Milky Way (Jaia Remix) (Dec 15, 2009) 8:38 - Category: Music - 28,096 views - 158 likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
21:28:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvIm_xlVz_Y
21:28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: America's Deadliest Sniper (Feb 14, 2012) 3:40 - Category: News & Politics - 906,046 views - 1,525 likes (90.2%), 165 dislikes (9.8%)
21:29:00 <Fez> How about that cricket
21:32:00 <Zade> what cricket?
21:32:00 <Fez> T20
21:32:00 <Zade> oh
21:33:00 <Fez> Ya
21:33:00 <Zade> is india playing?
21:33:00 <Fez> No
21:33:00 <Fez> Domestic comp.
21:33:00 <Zade> oh
21:35:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0VJrzG-6to
21:38:00 <Silent> Hello all
21:38:00 <Fez> Hey
21:39:00 <Silent> HIya Fez how is your day
21:39:00 <Fez> Good m8 how bout yours
21:39:00 <Silent> Good good
21:46:00 <Silent> Hey singapura, you from singapore?
21:46:00 <singapura> yes
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22:51:00 <Exo> howdy
23:33:00 <jigsaw> hiii
23:34:00 <jigsaw> kakey
23:53:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
23:53:00 <jigsaw> hi
23:53:00 <Sunbeam> hi jigsaw :)
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