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00:00:00 <SpanishGuy12> lol
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
00:12:00 <MrMark> my angel will look after me
00:13:00 <SpanishGuy12> so quiet in here
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> most awesome
00:32:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
00:38:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi Sunbeam
00:38:00 <Sunbeam> hi SpanishGuy12 :)
00:38:00 <SpanishGuy12> how are you ? :)
00:39:00 <Sunbeam> not too bad thanks...you?
00:40:00 <SpanishGuy12> yeah good thanks
00:48:00 <christopher> hi
00:50:00 <Sunbeam> hi christopher :)
01:02:00 <JohnBowen> katatonic_kate01 not long now
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I put you on ignore
01:02:00 <JohnBowen> haha sure you did
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, I did actually.
01:02:00 <JohnBowen> so north of sydney was the location i got for you
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
01:04:00 <JohnBowen> back at home whilst the husband sleeps again
01:04:00 <JohnBowen> perfect
01:04:00 <JohnBowen> back on irc
01:04:00 <JohnBowen> looking for love
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's 1am
01:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> also, how am i looking for love?
01:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and yet again, thank you for keeping tabs on me
01:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> why don't you go an harass this girlfriend that you have. Spend some time with her
01:26:00 <jigsaw> !seen cath^
01:29:00 <jigsaw> she barely poked her head in
01:29:00 <jigsaw> hi kakey
03:51:00 <christopher> milk
03:51:00 <christopher> u awake still
03:52:00 <milk> yeah
03:52:00 <milk> thinking I might have to do a server rebuild
03:54:00 <christopher> ?
03:55:00 <christopher> how bigs ya screen
03:55:00 <christopher> random question
03:56:00 <christopher> i saving like 1/4 on power since i use a monitor now
03:56:00 <christopher> lols
04:58:00 <Resool> hello
05:19:00 <jeffros> lolz
05:19:00 <Resool> hello jeffros
05:20:00 <Resool> no more traffic jam for the next month :(
05:20:00 <Resool> i took my car out of traffic
05:20:00 <jeffros> im waiting for money to go in
05:20:00 <jeffros> and it does not seem to be going in
05:21:00 <Resool> it is because of the money that i took it out
05:22:00 <jeffros> oh Yea
05:23:00 <jeffros> my money not gonna go in i be angry
05:26:00 <jeffros> christopher
05:26:00 <jeffros> i didnt get paid
05:30:00 <christopher> what
05:30:00 <christopher> http://youtu.be/GIywR5vlfFg
05:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Calypso (Jan 5, 2015) 2:23 - Category: Music - 2 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:37:00 <Resool> jeffros what is your job and why haven't you been paid
05:38:00 <jeffros> i am on a benefit
05:38:00 <jeffros> i rang the bank they said they still processing payments and to check my account in 30 mins
05:46:00 <jeffros> they call him Christoff The Pisstoff Pisstroff
06:01:00 <Jeff_dailys> Ana_Ng
06:01:00 <Jeff_dailys> its me Fragrant Little Jeffos
06:01:00 <Jeff_dailys> FLJ
06:03:00 <Resool> jeffros you never told me how old you are
06:05:00 <christopher> got give 1/4 gram free lastnight
06:06:00 <Jeff_dailys> pissin down rain in brissy again
06:06:00 <christopher> given
06:06:00 <christopher> and 5 bongs
06:06:00 <christopher> and a beer
06:13:00 <Lumeah> Lol well it wouldn't be anyone else jeffy hun. :p
06:13:00 <Lumeah> Heven forbit
06:15:00 <Jeff_dailys> yea
06:15:00 <Jeff_dailys> lumies
06:18:00 <Lumeah2> Lol hes 30 something lol
06:48:00 <BadTaxi> i got some smokes
06:48:00 <BadTaxi> i got the Bryan Picture on mine
06:49:00 <BadTaxi> haven't open them yet.
08:16:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
08:18:00 <DoC> Gday Sunbeam :)
08:18:00 <christopher> hi
08:19:00 <Sunbeam> hi there DoC & christopher :)
08:19:00 <Sunbeam> how goes it?
08:20:00 <DoC> not bad, ty
08:20:00 <DoC> hows you?
08:20:00 <DoC> what ya up to?
08:20:00 <Sunbeam> good thanks
08:21:00 <Sunbeam> just chillin out before bed
08:21:00 <Sunbeam> what's your plans for the day?
08:27:00 <jeffros> doc
08:27:00 <jeffros> im watching Live: WWE RAW today at 11am :)
08:32:00 <jeffros> <Lumeah2> Lol hes 30 something lol
08:32:00 <jeffros> lumies
08:32:00 <jeffros> im 26
08:32:00 <jeffros> u bish
08:33:00 <DoC> damn busy day Sunbeam
08:34:00 <DoC> got too much work to do
08:34:00 <Sunbeam> what kinda work?
08:34:00 <DoC> kinda assignment
08:34:00 <DoC> project assignment
08:34:00 <DoC> brb
08:34:00 <lx> 1,0 seeya1,0 DoC...
08:36:00 <jeffros> Ass
08:58:00 <Lumeah2> Haha sorry mate
08:58:00 <chookmagnet> milk
08:58:00 <chookmagnet> Lumeah2
08:58:00 <milk> morning all
08:58:00 <jeffros> u better b
08:59:00 <jeffros> Lumie 'smooth snatch' Jones
09:04:00 <christopher> milk made cool song
09:04:00 <christopher> did u sleep at all
09:05:00 <Lumeah2> Lol. All my snatch. :p
09:05:00 <Lumeah2> Lol hi chookmagnet
09:05:00 <chookmagnet> jeffros the snatch and grab merchant
09:05:00 <jeffros> lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
09:06:00 <jeffros> wat did u say lumies
09:06:00 <jeffros> lick all my snatch?
09:06:00 <jeffros> Hmmmm.........
09:06:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
09:06:00 <jeffros> ok.............
09:07:00 <milk> I slept all yesterday
09:08:00 <jeffros> did u have a Bj
09:08:00 <jeffros> :-Bumjack-:
09:08:00 <milk> no mate, I havent had sex in quite some time
09:08:00 <jeffros> Okies
09:10:00 <christopher> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1583591058543003&saved
09:11:00 <jeffros> Im on the Dsp
09:11:00 <jeffros> I am disabled
09:11:00 <christopher> share if u like australian techno
09:12:00 <christopher> that song sounds like doctor who stylings
09:12:00 <christopher> one my best efforts
09:13:00 <christopher> u dont have to ask to produce it u just know thats the new shit
09:15:00 <jeffros> gay men
09:19:00 <milk> jeffros life has it's hurdles, pardon the pun
09:20:00 <jeffros> Yea
09:21:00 <chookmagnet> what about gay men
09:21:00 <chookmagnet> jeffros
09:21:00 <christopher> hi chook
09:21:00 <chookmagnet> christopher
09:22:00 <christopher> man made a go track i reckon
09:22:00 <christopher> good
09:22:00 <jeffros> its 2 out 10
09:22:00 <christopher> nexts work but is ok for like 1hours work
09:22:00 <jeffros> lolz
09:22:00 <christopher> needs
09:23:00 <chookmagnet> if this commission job works out on the 500 mugs I should make $1,000 to $1,500
09:23:00 <christopher> lols
09:23:00 <chookmagnet> profit
09:24:00 <Wookie> hm.
09:24:00 <chookmagnet> artwork is already 99% done
09:25:00 <jeffros> CAFFIENEEE
09:25:00 <Cath^> hey joel
09:25:00 <Wookie> no need too chook
09:25:00 <jeffros> baby blue eyes
09:26:00 <Wookie> she doesnt have a say in what u can and cannot chat about
09:26:00 <Wookie> hows the mugs artwork coming along
09:27:00 <Cath^> lol
09:27:00 <jeffros> i got a little razzle dazzle
09:28:00 <chookmagnet> jeffros when are you going to send a pic of your BC?
09:28:00 <jeffros> bum cheeks?
09:29:00 <jeffros> big cock
09:29:00 <jeffros> u gay?
09:32:00 <jeffros> doc
09:32:00 <jeffros> hickerys dickery dock , docs mouth ran down the cock
09:32:00 <jeffros> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahaha
09:34:00 <BadTaxi> haha
09:35:00 <DoC> ;>
09:35:00 <BadTaxi> might go to thet shops
09:36:00 <BadTaxi> buy some food
09:36:00 <BadTaxi> should order couple large pizzas
09:40:00 <Wookie> hickory dickory dock jeffos tongue loves to curl on a cock
09:40:00 <BadTaxi> should get dominos
09:40:00 <jeffros> im goin down to get a 6pack of drinx in 10 minz
09:40:00 <jeffros> dan murphy open at 9
09:41:00 <BadTaxi> when i drink i dont stop
09:41:00 <BadTaxi> 6pack of what ?
09:42:00 <BadTaxi> that premix stuff is shit
09:42:00 <BadTaxi> i usually only drink wine
09:42:00 <jeffros> hogs bourbon
09:42:00 <jeffros> stored in vanilla barrels
09:42:00 <BadTaxi> premix though ?
09:42:00 <jeffros> yes
09:43:00 <BadTaxi> wine is much better man
09:43:00 <jeffros> is BadTaxi johninja
09:43:00 <BadTaxi> no
09:43:00 <jeffros> :3
09:48:00 <jigsaw> caffee xx
09:48:00 <jigsaw> wookums xx
09:49:00 <jeffros> i got the shades on
09:50:00 <Wookie> jigs
09:50:00 <jigsaw> you missed :)
09:50:00 <chookmagnet> hey jeffros are you coming to the stripclub?
09:51:00 <chookmagnet> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=638028866319728&set=vb.100003378621599&type=2&theater
09:52:00 <chookmagnet> yes I'm Getting At You
09:52:00 <Wookie> hey jeffos is this your gf
09:52:00 <chookmagnet> in answer to your earlier question
09:52:00 <Wookie> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152381256731716&set=vb.536436715&type=2&theater
09:55:00 <Exo> good morning peeps
09:55:00 <jigsaw> XO!
09:55:00 <christopher> hi Exo :)
09:55:00 <Exo> hi fellas how we doing this morning? :)
09:55:00 <christopher> alright
09:56:00 <christopher> more important how are u
09:59:00 <Exo> good good
09:59:00 <chookmagnet> Exo
09:59:00 <chookmagnet> ybtw?
09:59:00 <Exo> mornin chook
09:59:00 <Exo> ybtw?
10:00:00 <chookmagnet> you back to w
10:00:00 <chookmagnet> i refuse to say that word at this time of day
10:01:00 <Exo> lol how come
10:01:00 <DoC> Gday Exo!
10:01:00 <DoC> hows it going mate?
10:01:00 <chookmagnet> because I have been doing math
10:01:00 <jigsaw> im waiting inline for my piece of wookie :)
10:02:00 <christopher> lols
10:02:00 <Exo> oh hai d0c, just making brekky, urself?
10:02:00 <christopher> i'm confused
10:02:00 <Exo> wheres the line? ;p
10:02:00 <jigsaw> im it, just doesnt seem to move
10:02:00 <DoC> not much bro, getting ready to go on work
10:03:00 <Wookie> jigs you will be waiting all day
10:03:00 <DoC> jeffros loves christopher madly
10:03:00 <DoC> lol
10:03:00 <christopher> hope not
10:03:00 <christopher> lol
10:04:00 <jigsaw> i know wookie, its the thought (and effort) that counts. like camping outside apple store for 3 nights
10:04:00 <Exo> wheres the jeffros line?
10:05:00 <christopher> wish i knew what was going on
10:07:00 <christopher> fried
10:07:00 <christopher> thought i saw someone once in carpark in chapel st
10:08:00 <christopher> man memorys confuse me
10:10:00 <christopher> if is same person awesome
10:10:00 <Exo> got any magic mushrooms
10:10:00 <christopher> no
10:10:00 <christopher> def not
10:12:00 <Wookie> think all day long this fat ugly whale (yes just got called that) isnt for the taking shes already with someone
10:12:00 <chookmagnet> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=646517588804189&set=vb.100003378621599&type=2&theater
10:12:00 <chookmagnet> jeffros
10:12:00 <chookmagnet> for you maaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
10:17:00 <jeffros> hmmm
10:17:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
10:17:00 <jeffros> thats gross
10:17:00 <jeffros> u bastard
10:18:00 <Wookie> lol
10:18:00 <jeffros> i am drinking bourbon
10:24:00 <jeffros> this is the story of dr heckyl and mr jive
10:34:00 <Fez> 4th test 4th test 4th test
10:36:00 <jeffros> heh
10:36:00 <jeffros> ounce of :)-~ here with bourbon
10:36:00 <jeffros> party time
10:36:00 <jigsaw> hi b
10:38:00 <bee_girl> hey jigsaw
10:38:00 <jeffros> Jiggerson
10:38:00 <Fez> Id rather scotch.. andnot this early
10:41:00 <jeffros> yuckys
10:41:00 <jeffros> i got kentucky straight bourbon whiskey
10:41:00 <jigsaw> deaththrows
10:41:00 <jigsaw> i mean jeffros
10:42:00 <jeffros> jiggerson
10:42:00 <jeffros> seeya bee butt
12:17:00 <chookmagnet> bloody ebay what a nerve
12:18:00 <chookmagnet> I registered 7 years or so ago and haven't purchased anything and they deleted my account :o)
12:18:00 <Wookie> ;/
12:19:00 <jeffros> kiss my feet Wookie
12:19:00 <Wookie> no way
12:20:00 <BadTaxi> u can't trust paypal and ebay
12:22:00 <chookmagnet> that's why haven't splashed out on anything
12:22:00 <BadTaxi> paypal is fucken even more shit
12:22:00 <BadTaxi> it was started by this indian guy
12:22:00 <BadTaxi> its not a bank
12:22:00 <BadTaxi> they can freeze ur account whenever they want
12:23:00 <chookmagnet> thanks for the headsup BadTaxi
12:23:00 <Wookie> prolly done the same to mine chookie i use gumtree instead of ebay
12:24:00 <BadTaxi> u gotta be careful with gumtree aswell
12:24:00 <BadTaxi> all sites like that you can't trust the people youre buying or selling to
12:24:00 <BadTaxi> people have had their cars jacked selling them on gumtree
12:24:00 <chookmagnet> i buy from company websites mainly
12:25:00 <chookmagnet> been burnt once
12:25:00 <BadTaxi> company sites you can trust
12:25:00 <BadTaxi> as long as you know they are a legit company
12:25:00 <Wookie> i look but dont buy
12:25:00 <chookmagnet> paid for 3 t'shirt to be printed 8 weeks later
12:25:00 <chookmagnet> they are legit
12:25:00 <BadTaxi> i don't order anything online
12:26:00 <chookmagnet> order got lost in the move from surry hills to marrickville
12:26:00 <BadTaxi> amazon is one of the best retail sites on the net
12:26:00 <Wookie> bf ordered something off amazon
12:26:00 <chookmagnet> next order was here in 3 days and 8 shirts for the price of 3
12:26:00 <Wookie> 6 months later hes still waiting
12:27:00 <BadTaxi> you can find any book on amazon
12:27:00 <BadTaxi> Wookie, thats strange they usually ship quick
12:27:00 <chookmagnet> now to get a plain t printed they want $45 + $12.50 delivery
12:27:00 <Wookie> i lost the book i also ordered off amazon
12:27:00 <Wookie> had to to go through the website of the person i was ordering from and i got it sent to me
12:28:00 <chookmagnet> that's why I don't want to sell the coffee mugs online
12:29:00 <chookmagnet> haven't time to post and handle with the artworks, printing and pressing the designs
12:29:00 <BadTaxi> apparently there is underground markets on the internet
12:29:00 <BadTaxi> darkweb shops
12:29:00 <BadTaxi> can buy guns etc..
12:30:00 <chookmagnet> BadTaxi you think and it's been created you can purchase it
12:30:00 <BadTaxi> Silkroad
12:30:00 <chookmagnet> 3D printers
12:30:00 <chookmagnet> $30 plastic guns
12:30:00 <BadTaxi> no
12:30:00 <BadTaxi> im talking real ones
12:30:00 <BadTaxi> black market
12:30:00 <BadTaxi> the black market exists you know
12:30:00 <chookmagnet> the guns fire
12:31:00 <chookmagnet> some have exploded
12:31:00 <BadTaxi> duh thing will explode in ur hand
12:31:00 <chookmagnet> in peoples hands and faces
12:31:00 <chookmagnet> cops showed a video of 1 firing in a range
12:32:00 <chookmagnet> I bet the Indian that created paypal is the owner of a call centre that rings and annoys you at all hours
12:33:00 <chookmagnet> I had them call at midnight
12:33:00 <chookmagnet> rang support and guess who was at the end of the phone
12:34:00 <BadTaxi> i don't answer any fones
12:34:00 <chookmagnet> I do
12:34:00 <BadTaxi> why
12:34:00 <BadTaxi> are you important ?
12:34:00 <chookmagnet> I have the radio on and gently say hello and if it's a call centre I stop talking and put the phone next to the radio
12:35:00 <BadTaxi> i haven't owned a mobile fone in ages and probably won't ever again i think theyre stupid
12:35:00 <chookmagnet> I'm talking home phone
12:35:00 <chookmagnet> yet to have them call the mobile
12:35:00 <Wookie> i told some idiot yesterday i wasnt home for another 2 weeks
12:35:00 <Wookie> the idiot said they would ring back in 2 weeks
12:36:00 <BadTaxi> in the old days
12:36:00 <BadTaxi> no one called anyone
12:36:00 <chookmagnet> now everyone calls everyone to give everyone the shits
12:37:00 <BadTaxi> what ever happened to real life interaction now people want to hide behind computers and fones
12:37:00 <BadTaxi> its like everyone just stays silent waiting for someone to say something then act like that persons stupid for opening their mouth
12:37:00 <chookmagnet> tall poppy syndrome
12:38:00 <Wookie> i reckon badtaxi just likes to complain about stuff
12:39:00 <BadTaxi> not like im complaining or not
12:40:00 <BadTaxi> im just saying that maybe its possible that what im saying is true
12:48:00 <jeffros> bums to the wall, rumpells is on teh crawl
12:48:00 <jeffros> RumPooPellets
12:48:00 <jeffros> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhahahahaha
12:49:00 <BadTaxi> I think im gonna stay inside in aircon until winter
12:50:00 <BadTaxi> i cant stand hot weather
12:51:00 <BadTaxi> i think i might move to canada
12:51:00 <Fez> Baahaahaahaaaaaaaaa
12:54:00 <BadTaxi> what?
12:54:00 <jeffros> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhahahahaha
12:54:00 <Fez> ^
12:54:00 <Fez> That
12:54:00 <BadTaxi> That
12:55:00 <BadTaxi> canada is ment to be cold
12:55:00 <BadTaxi> but if you watch videos of people in canada
12:55:00 <BadTaxi> they dont look very cold
12:58:00 <BadTaxi> too damn hot here but thats for sure
12:59:00 <jeffros> 7<11.45> 10<4BlackDevil4> 15I am performing on live cam with my thong on
13:08:00 <jeffros> 7<11.54> 10<4BlackDevil4> 15Not to mention the 24inch dildo I bury in my collapsed colon
13:10:00 <jeffros> 7<11.56> 10<4BlackDevil4> 15Yes Joel I am grooming you in pm :)
13:10:00 <chookmagnet> dyahtbadh jeffros
13:11:00 <jeffros> thank god it stopped
13:11:00 <jeffros> :3
13:11:00 <chookmagnet> you stopped being a dick head?
13:12:00 <jeffros> i just puked sorry
13:13:00 <Wookie> i dunno about u chookie but his obsession with black devil is just wrong
13:13:00 <Wookie> i dunno why bd hasnt whacked him with a gline yet
13:13:00 <jeffros> have you seen the nightmares that Gravy muncher has given me
13:13:00 <Wookie> dont care but stop shit stirring BD and others
13:14:00 <Wookie> im just about ready to pass out from this migraine
13:14:00 <Wookie> ill be back later
13:14:00 <chookmagnet> ok jax
13:14:00 <chookmagnet> i'm napping at 2
13:21:00 <jeffros> napping? or tapping?
13:21:00 <jeffros> or just plain fapping
13:21:00 <jeffros> or crapping
13:21:00 <jeffros> im adapting
13:23:00 <Fez> Mapping
13:23:00 <Fez> Zapping
13:23:00 <Fez> Lapping
13:23:00 <Fez> Rapping
13:23:00 <Fez> Yeeer
13:23:00 <jeffros> i just missed my mouth with this drink
13:23:00 <jeffros> and poured it on my shorts
13:50:00 <BlackDevil> who joel?
13:52:00 <chookmagnet> hey jeffros gladda
14:59:00 <jeffros> BlackDevil
14:59:00 <jeffros> oh the pretty colors b.d
14:59:00 <BlackDevil> joel could be zlineable
14:59:00 <jeffros> hes got a pink dildo black dildo orange dildo yellow dildo
15:00:00 <BlackDevil> but he mostly a troll
15:01:00 <BlackDevil> harmless sperm
15:05:00 <jeffros> caff
15:05:00 <jeffros> u bish
15:05:00 <jeffros> sugar sugar
15:05:00 <jeffros> o honey honey
15:15:00 <BlackDevil> joel do you want to get zlined?
15:15:00 <jeffros> nar
15:15:00 <BlackDevil> why not?
15:15:00 <jeffros> ?
15:16:00 <psYbR> i think he does
15:16:00 <jeffros> ?
15:16:00 <psYbR> jeffros> I'd love to get zlined
15:16:00 <jeffros> ¿
15:16:00 <psYbR> you told me, remember?
15:17:00 <BlackDevil> i believe it
15:18:00 <jeffros> ..
15:22:00 <BlackDevil> ready to have a timeout joel?
15:23:00 <jeffros> ?
15:24:00 <jeffros> does a shark shit in the ocean
15:25:00 <BlackDevil> you know what joel's hobby is?
15:27:00 <jeffros> collecting womens feet pics
15:27:00 <BlackDevil> nope
15:27:00 <jeffros> ehhehheheeeheehehehe
15:28:00 <jeffros> making model trains
15:29:00 <BlackDevil> nah, bouncing on penises
15:30:00 <jeffros> penis'
15:30:00 <jeffros> nice spelling error
15:31:00 <jeffros> John 'SackRider' Mcgee
15:31:00 <BlackDevil> A penis (plural penises or penes /-niːz/) is the primary sexual organ that male and hermaphrodite animals use to inseminate sexually receptive mates
15:32:00 <BlackDevil> nope its correct
15:32:00 <BlackDevil> nice try mate
15:38:00 <jeffros> hermaphrodite?
15:38:00 <Exo> Joffa corte
15:38:00 <jeffros> now just why would they throw that garbage in
15:38:00 <jeffros> you bloody mongrel
15:39:00 <jeffros> Exo
15:39:00 <jeffros> would u shut this mentally ill guy up and get him away from me
15:40:00 <Exo> Who
15:40:00 <jeffros> b.d
15:40:00 <Exo> Which one
15:40:00 <Wookie> stop it Jeffros
15:40:00 <Wookie> you dont learn
15:40:00 <jeffros> wookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
15:40:00 <jeffros> im getting pringles
15:41:00 <jeffros> :()
15:41:00 <Exo> Where's the shapes
15:41:00 <jeffros> nar
15:41:00 <Exo> And tiny teddies
15:41:00 <jeffros> pringles
15:44:00 <Exo> :0
16:00:00 <jeffros> u heard that saying
16:00:00 <jeffros> Once u pop u cant stop
16:00:00 <jeffros> was on the pringles add
16:05:00 <eddie> arvo Wookie
16:06:00 <eddie> wanna play Joel tennis ?
16:07:00 <psYbR> It was true, you can't stop
16:07:00 <psYbR> KILL ME
16:08:00 <Wookie> lol yeh
16:08:00 <Wookie> hes being a twat
16:08:00 <eddie> lemme start
16:09:00 <eddie> `kick jeffros you have an nasty rash
16:09:00 <eddie> now how did that happen ?
16:09:00 <eddie> hehehe
16:10:00 <psYbR> lol!
16:13:00 <Fez> Too much scratching
16:13:00 <Fez> 1 way to get a rash
16:14:00 <psYbR> i want to play joel tennis, it looks fun
16:14:00 <JohnBowen> hi Wookie how are u
16:15:00 <Wookie> lol
16:15:00 <Wookie> ok i guess
16:16:00 <eddie> sorry Wookie got in the first kick of the Joel in Joel tennis
16:16:00 <Wookie> all good he hasnt come back i think
16:16:00 <eddie> nope not back
16:16:00 <Wookie> give him a second
16:16:00 <Wookie> hes prolly massaging that ass
16:16:00 <psYbR> Wookie, can I massage your ass?
16:16:00 <eddie> he does not know how to set up his IRC client to rejoin once kicked
16:17:00 <psYbR> hey legit Q
16:17:00 <Wookie> no
16:17:00 <psYbR> how can I set it so if I d/c, my IRC client rejoins and reclaims my nick if it's taken (ie I timed out)
16:17:00 <eddie> my ass would probably kick you psYbR if you touched her
16:18:00 <psYbR> currently it reconnects but it joins under a different nick which isn't registered and so it won't let me back in certain channels
16:18:00 <psYbR> can I touch your ass instead eddie? <3
16:18:00 <psYbR> wait Wookie is a she?
16:19:00 <Wookie> well i have tits a and a twat
16:19:00 <Wookie> so i must be
16:19:00 <psYbR> i guess that counts
16:19:00 <Wookie> i was also born a female
16:19:00 <eddie> /MSG [email protected] KILL <yournickname> <your password>
16:19:00 <psYbR> should I just run that on login every time?
16:19:00 <eddie> nope
16:20:00 <eddie> only run that when you cannot use your nickname if it is taken
16:20:00 <holywar> Hello
16:21:00 <psYbR> im just gonna test this out
16:22:00 <holywar> Test what?
16:23:00 <holywar> ah
16:32:00 <JohnBowen> Wookie you there?
16:32:00 <Wookie> no i died and went to heaven
16:32:00 <Wookie> wat are you wanting
16:32:00 <JohnBowen> just a piece of your ass baby
16:33:00 <holywar> :O
16:33:00 <psYbR> aha
16:33:00 <Wookie> im not meat to be eaten or what not
16:33:00 <JohnBowen> yes you are
16:34:00 <JohnBowen> cook you on bbq with some dry rub
16:34:00 <Wookie> actually im not even interested in irc men
16:34:00 <Wookie> move along
16:40:00 <holywar> hahaha
16:40:00 <Pete> whats so funny?
16:42:00 <holywar> They were talking before you arrived. Funny stuff
16:50:00 <JohnBowen> Wookie whats wrong?
16:51:00 <Wookie> nothing but if you keep asking stupid questions and pestering me
16:51:00 <Wookie> then there will be a problem
16:51:00 <psYbR> lolll
16:52:00 <psYbR> nah he was just laughing at you Pete
17:23:00 <jeffros> edward
17:24:00 <jigsaw> aNg
17:24:00 <jigsaw> wooks
17:24:00 <jeffros> Ana_Ng
17:24:00 <jeffros> its me little fragrant jefferson
17:24:00 <Wookie> fragrant like ass
17:25:00 <jeffros> i got nappy rash
17:25:00 <jigsaw> howdy deaththrows
17:36:00 <Wookie> away [reason: afk]
17:43:00 <Ana_Ng> stinkage
17:44:00 <Exo> All da ladies in the club
17:54:00 <Ana_Ng> whoa oh
17:56:00 <jeffros> exo skeleton
17:56:00 <jeffros> exoskeleton
18:00:00 <Dingo> Hi
18:16:00 <TheRon> i like wizz fizz
18:17:00 <TheRon> i snort it
18:17:00 <TheRon> makes the nose all tingly
18:18:00 <JohnBowen> Wookie you there?
18:31:00 <Wookie> away [reason: afk gone for my afternoon walk]
19:40:00 <Wookie> back [r: afk gone for my afternoon walk] [1h8m54s]
19:57:00 <JohnBowen> Wookie that was a long walk
19:58:00 <Wookie> yep
20:00:00 <JohnBowen> where did you go?
20:01:00 <Wookie> park and then down a new road then back to where we walk then home
20:01:00 <JohnBowen> did you play on the swings?
20:01:00 <Wookie> no
20:02:00 <JohnBowen> why not?
20:02:00 <Wookie> coz i wasnt interested in swings
20:02:00 <Wookie> i was interested in walking my fat off
20:07:00 <JohnBowen> swings would get you pumping
20:09:00 <Wookie> no thanks
20:09:00 <Wookie> i leave that for the kids
20:09:00 <JohnBowen> dont complain about your weight then if you dont want to put in the hard yards
20:09:00 <Wookie> why do u think im walking
20:10:00 <Wookie> im trying to lsoe the fat
20:10:00 <Wookie> stop shit stirring
20:10:00 <JohnBowen> im not
20:10:00 <JohnBowen> you need to do more than just walking
20:10:00 <Wookie> your not my parents so stop lecturing
20:10:00 <Wookie> and ill keep walking until im ready to change that
20:11:00 <JohnBowen> you will be walking for a long time
20:11:00 <JohnBowen> i could be your parents you never know
20:14:00 <Pete> Omg you Just don't listen , do you JohnBowen , shes walking, and not playing on kids swings
20:15:00 <Wookie> great
20:15:00 <Wookie> now i got a bigger worry
20:15:00 <Wookie> bbiab
20:15:00 <Wookie> cats broken her tail
20:15:00 <Pete> omg
20:15:00 <Pete> ohhh nooo
20:15:00 <Wookie> gonna have to find a way to catch her and then get her to the vets
20:15:00 <Pete> around this time
20:15:00 <Pete> are they 24 hours?
20:16:00 <Wookie> yeh theres one up at northside
20:16:00 <Pete> arhhhh hopefully things turn out ok
20:21:00 <Wookie> i hope so
20:22:00 <Wookie> a vet on a site said to leave it and it will heal
20:22:00 <Wookie> but shes not bending or wagging it
20:31:00 <jeffros> Pete
20:31:00 <jeffros> its me
20:31:00 <jeffros> Jeffromatic
20:32:00 <Lumeah2> Lol really....
20:33:00 <jeffros> lumiez
20:33:00 <jeffros> loo0ls
20:33:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP7bJdEstcw
20:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Not over Yet, live from Gatecrasher (Jun 30, 2007) 7:01 - Category: Entertainment - views - 271 likes (96.4%), 10 dislikes (3.6%)
20:34:00 <Lumeah2> Jeffys
20:34:00 <Lumeah2> 26 jeffys
20:34:00 <jeffros> ..uh huh..
20:37:00 <jeffros> where is chook magnet
20:38:00 <jeffros> i like to torment him a lil bit
20:38:00 <jeffros> :)
20:38:00 <Wookie> not a good idea unless u want a boot up the ass
20:39:00 <jeffros> i farted in the shower and it essentuated thru the hot steam
20:48:00 <jeffros> Exo
20:48:00 <jeffros> dem bones dem bones dem,,, dry bones
20:51:00 <JohnBowen> Wookie how are u?
20:52:00 <JohnBowen> cats tales dont heal you idiot
20:53:00 <Wookie> !johnbowen, ill say this one more time
20:53:00 <Wookie> stop bugging me
20:53:00 <Wookie> or are u that stupid to notice that i dont want to talk to you
20:56:00 <JohnBowen> what a fucking uptight bitch
20:56:00 <JohnBowen> no wonder she is fat
20:56:00 <Zade> lol
21:00:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAvdqEsobaw
21:00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Florence And The Machine - Cosmic Love (Seven Lions Remix) (Mar 19, 2012) 4:36 - Category: Entertainment - 3,969,386 views - 39,838 likes (99.1%), 344 dislikes (0.9%)
21:14:00 <Resool> hello everyone
21:40:00 <jeffros> lolz
21:41:00 <BadTaxi> beer time
21:41:00 <Resool> hello jeffros you are not located in Germany
21:42:00 <Resool> BadTaxi i guess for you any time is beer time :P
21:43:00 <jeffros> lolz
21:44:00 <Resool> ASL jeffros
21:46:00 <jeffros> lolz
21:49:00 <jeffros> young no thanks your dads jock drawer
21:51:00 <jeffros> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhah
21:51:00 <Fez> How do u wash a sheep?
21:52:00 <Fez> Give em a baah'th
21:52:00 <Fez> Baahahahahhaaahaa
21:55:00 <hally2014> dont pvt message me jeffros with your filth
21:55:00 <jeffros> wat the heck are you running on
21:55:00 <jeffros> ill motor boat you
21:56:00 <BadTaxi> CROWN LARGER!
21:57:00 <BadTaxi> GOLDEN ALE
21:57:00 <BadTaxi> STOP SHELF
21:59:00 <Lumeah> im a snot nose bitch..
21:59:00 <Lumeah> yay you hate me !!
22:00:00 <jeffros> <:)
22:02:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi
22:02:00 <jeffros> heh
22:08:00 <christopher> hi milk
22:09:00 <milk> hey
22:09:00 <christopher> have a good day or so so
22:11:00 <christopher> coffee keeps me awake as long as ice would
22:17:00 <Pete> hally2014 , do this please
22:17:00 <Pete> ./ignore jeffros 3
22:18:00 <Pete> with out the dot
22:24:00 <lx> 10,0 - Everyone must row with the oars he has.
22:27:00 <christopher> hi Glenn
22:27:00 <DoC> Glenn! :)
22:28:00 <christopher> doc
22:28:00 <DoC> sup chris?
22:28:00 <christopher> feeling ok
22:28:00 <christopher> u
22:29:00 <Pete> hey Glenn
22:31:00 <Pete> hows work been going for ya Glenn?
23:00:00 <christopher> :)