// #sydney — 2015-01-09
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00:01:00 <Sunbeam> hi druff :)
00:01:00 <druff> hi
00:01:00 <druff> u an op?
00:02:00 <druff> woah
00:02:00 <jigsaw> Only sunbeam i worship is my coffee machine :)
00:02:00 <Sunbeam> hiya :)
00:03:00 <Sunbeam> err Exo did it to me a couple of weeks ago lol
00:04:00 <druff> oh nice
00:05:00 <NightOwl1> Hmmph.
00:05:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
00:07:00 <Sunbeam> hi NightOwl1 :)
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> owl
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hoot hoot
00:07:00 <jigsaw> woohoo
00:07:00 <NightOwl1> Hiya sunbeam :)
00:08:00 <NightOwl1> Sup kupkake
00:08:00 <Sunbeam> hi katatonic_kate01 :)
00:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey
00:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh upper middle bogan neighbours are breaking up
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently the dude cheated on her with her friend
00:09:00 <NightOwl1> Excellent, so burn outs out the front then?
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> not yet
00:09:00 <jigsaw> war of the roses?
00:09:00 <NightOwl1> It's only a matter of time
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> hushed tones of… 'babe, i didn't even speak to her….'
00:09:00 <NightOwl1> Is the friend hot?
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no idea
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> but apparently she is a lesbian
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly, it's like days of our lives + jerry springer
00:10:00 <NightOwl1> The story just gets better!
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah...
00:11:00 <NightOwl1> Pics or it didn't happen
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, i heard before she wanted to lea out and some dude watch
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK….
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a loud voice (she was on the phone)
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LEZ out**
00:13:00 <NightOwl1> Who wanted to lez out? The friend?
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> upper middle bogan neighbour
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was on the phone talking to a friend, i assume female
00:14:00 <NightOwl1> Related to the fight, or she just wants to lez out anyway
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think so
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i kinda tuned out, fell asleep on the lounge and woke up lol
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> SO I think the story is
00:14:00 <NightOwl1> Fair enough, who are we to judge
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 dude 2 women
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> women are friends…. found out the dude was cheating on them
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> then this lesbian stuff popped up
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdest convo ever!
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> now it sounds like they are breaking up
00:16:00 <NightOwl1> Excellent!
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking surreal!
00:16:00 <NightOwl1> You need to keep a transcript
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:17:00 <NightOwl1> Just for research purposes
00:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:17:00 <screwball> sup
00:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo mum
00:17:00 <screwball> seen zloop
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
00:18:00 <NightOwl1> Any plate smashing yet
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
00:18:00 <NightOwl1> It could be worse
00:19:00 <NightOwl1> They could get back together, then you'd have to listen to that
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> "you won't even give me a chancee"
00:20:00 <screwball> if i think a woman is good looking on tinder
00:20:00 <screwball> should i let her know
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you should delete the app and pray for sex
00:20:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxS-7jkKK1I
00:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Young - War Of Man (Mar 22, 2012) 5:44 - Category: Music - 51,971 views - 193 likes (97.5%), dislikes (2.5%)
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> GREAT she is a psychotic bitch
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i heard that she is getting a gun licence earlier LOL
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> this shit is getting by the second
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> better**
00:21:00 <NightOwl1> Well he did have sex with her lesbian friend who she wanted to lez out with
00:22:00 <NightOwl1> You'd be rope
00:22:00 <NightOwl1> Ropable too
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> "you must have felt good when she was suckling on you"
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> suckling
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ!
00:22:00 <NightOwl1> Ha
00:23:00 <NightOwl1> He's a great source of sustenance
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:24:00 <NightOwl1> "No baby I didn't enjoy it after the 8th time, honest"
00:24:00 <screwball> just finished watching die hard with avengance
00:24:00 <screwball> what a classic
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@owl
00:25:00 <screwball> so kate you might have a laugh. some hag deleted me from facebook the other day
00:25:00 <screwball> as i was talkin to her
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA!
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for her!
00:26:00 <screwball> i was talking to her about flirting with other girls while youre in a relationship (as a man)
00:26:00 <screwball> and she had a fit
00:26:00 <screwball> lol
00:26:00 <screwball> and all this stuff came out that apparently had been pissin her off about me
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then you got deleted
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
00:26:00 <NightOwl1> Eh?
00:27:00 <screwball> apparently im the biggest chauvanist shes ever spoken too
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:27:00 <screwball> i thought it was okay to keep talking to other girls when u were in a relationship *shrug*
00:28:00 <screwball> this woman btw had spoken to me about her rape fantasies
00:28:00 <screwball> so
00:28:00 <screwball> it really came out of left field you might argue
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> is this convo really happening
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
00:29:00 <screwball> and so a couple nights ago
00:29:00 <NightOwl1> Nice weather we're having
00:29:00 <screwball> i learnt that my self-defence instructor is a total fraud
00:29:00 <screwball> boring
00:29:00 <NightOwl1> Aren't the Perth Scorchers doing well in the BBL
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:29:00 <NightOwl1> random enough topic change?
00:30:00 <jigsaw> nice nice ir sarcastic nice?
00:30:00 <NightOwl1> Um
00:30:00 <NightOwl1> It was more for the cliche value
00:31:00 <NightOwl1> So wasn't entirely sincere, but wasn't meant to be disingenuous either
00:34:00 <screwball> anyone here into marvel movies
00:34:00 <screwball> anyone see the trailer for ant man
00:50:00 <nate> i watched agent carter, girl powah!
00:52:00 <nate> even paul rudd has a 6 pack now? lol
00:53:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEVE3KSKQ0o
00:53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ant-Man Official Teaser Trailer #1 (2015) - Paul Rudd Marvel Movie HD (Jan 6, 2015) 1:57 - Category: Film & Animation - 695,076 views - 10,279 likes (94.1%), 643 dislikes (5.9%)
01:03:00 <screwball> hey
01:15:00 <screwball> katatonic_kate01: still there
01:15:00 <screwball> im bored
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> busy
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you want
01:17:00 <screwball> sexual intercourse
01:19:00 <Fez> What with?
01:19:00 <Fez> A ham sandwich?
01:20:00 <Fez> I eat sandwiches when i fuck
01:24:00 <Fez> Use the chicks back as a table
01:35:00 <screwball> alright
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> you eat sandwiches when you fucj
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
01:40:00 <Fez> I told u that
01:40:00 <screwball> yeh
01:40:00 <screwball> what the problem is
01:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:46:00 <Fez> Bonjour
01:46:00 <Fez> May we?
01:46:00 <screwball> mm
01:46:00 <screwball> gotta love that emmanuelle
01:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
01:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love french men
01:48:00 <Fez> Im well tanned
01:49:00 <Fez> Almost black
01:50:00 <screwball> katatonic_kate01: you love men no matter where theyre from :P
01:50:00 <screwball> but mostly rugby league players
01:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ewwww
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i don't just love any old tom dick or harry!
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> rugby players - yeah naw
01:52:00 <Fez> U like jellyneans kate?
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
01:52:00 <Fez> Damn
02:02:00 <lusus_naturae> hey katatonic_kate01
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey hey
02:05:00 <lusus_naturae> how are you sweets?
02:08:00 <screwball> yeh
04:09:00 <Resool> hello
08:35:00 <JedStar> morning all
09:34:00 <Exo> top of the morning
09:36:00 <Exo> pissing rain in melb this weekend
09:39:00 <Wookie> lucky
09:39:00 <Wookie> dry as a bone here
10:10:00 <Franny_Jefferson> Dryzabone
10:10:00 <Exo> j0ffa s0n
10:10:00 <Franny_Jefferson> yer
10:10:00 <Exo> hows it going
10:11:00 <Franny_Jefferson> okies
10:11:00 <Franny_Jefferson> wat u doing
10:11:00 <Exo> chillaxing
10:11:00 <Exo> hungry
10:11:00 <Exo> cold
10:11:00 <Franny_Jefferson> o
10:14:00 <Franny_Jefferson> a footlong ih&c with chicken fillet, extra old english cheese, and extra bacon please with lettuce onion olives jalapenos and extra chipotle sauce please...
10:14:00 <Franny_Jefferson> that will be 14.65 thanks...
10:15:00 <Wookie> haha
10:16:00 <Exo> $$$$
10:16:00 <Exo> make it at home
10:17:00 <Franny_Jefferson> wouldnt be the same
10:18:00 <Franny_Jefferson> oh yeah i forgot the 600mil chocolate milk
10:18:00 <Franny_Jefferson> extra 3.70
10:19:00 <Exo> got a big m yesterday 2.10c
10:19:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ye
10:19:00 <Franny_Jefferson> big m arent to pricey
10:19:00 <Franny_Jefferson> i had a spearmint breaka from the service station
10:22:00 <Franny_Jefferson> Wookie
10:22:00 <Franny_Jefferson> u seen the drumstick icecream add
10:22:00 <Franny_Jefferson> they had it on last summer too
10:23:00 <Exo> drumsticks shit
10:23:00 <Exo> eat maxibon
10:24:00 <Franny_Jefferson> the caramel maxibon
10:24:00 <Franny_Jefferson> is my favourite
10:24:00 <Franny_Jefferson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-7vHyhxKPk
10:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drumstick TV Ad - celebrating 50 summers - 45 seconds with lyrics (Dec 5, 2013) 0:46 - Category: Entertainment - views - 43 likes (97.7%), 1 dislikes (2.3%)
10:25:00 <Wookie> nope i
10:26:00 <Exo> make spiders with icecream
10:29:00 <Exo> icecream sandwich
10:30:00 <Wookie> fur babys tail looks good
10:30:00 <Franny_Jefferson> did u yank it back in place
10:30:00 <Wookie> nah
10:30:00 <Wookie> but its healing gone down now
10:30:00 <Wookie> shes hunting in the back yard and pouncing on her catnip mouse
10:31:00 <Wookie> first time since sat last week
10:31:00 <Franny_Jefferson> kool
10:31:00 <Wookie> must have been an abscess
10:32:00 <Wookie> might go over to wacol RSPCA today and find a few things we need
10:32:00 <Fez> Great day for cricket!!
10:34:00 <Fez> Hope tge aussies can take the last of these wuckets quickly
10:34:00 <Fez> Thatd be swell
10:34:00 <Franny_Jefferson> blackdevil eats the ice cream first and descends to the chocolate hole at the bottom
10:35:00 <Fez> U goin for australia or india franny?
10:36:00 <Franny_Jefferson> india
10:37:00 <Fez> Thought so
10:37:00 <Fez> Its ok
10:37:00 <Fez> Makes for great cricket talk
10:37:00 <Fez> Woop woop
10:37:00 <Franny_Jefferson> do any of them wear a turban when they're fielding
10:38:00 <Franny_Jefferson> imagine if one blew up while chasing the ball
10:38:00 <Fez> There was one.. but not today
10:41:00 <Franny_Jefferson> didnt mitchel johnson hit one with the ball bout a week ago
10:41:00 <Franny_Jefferson> there were words said
10:41:00 <Franny_Jefferson> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahah
10:41:00 <Fez> Lol yep
10:44:00 <Franny_Jefferson> where is shads
10:44:00 <Franny_Jefferson> i think he spent over 500 just on cooling for his laptop
10:44:00 <Franny_Jefferson> 4 fans
10:45:00 <Franny_Jefferson> i suggested water cooling
10:49:00 <Fez> GOT HIM!!!!!
10:49:00 <Fez> fuck off kohli
11:00:00 <Fez> Come on aussie come on! Come on! Come on aussie come on!!
11:04:00 <Franny_Jefferson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf1f2UhwrTA&list=PLBz9QrdBjxjE6tN8q182-c3hlS8V3yO-G&index=39
11:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks Presents: Army of the Pharaohs - "The Torture Papers" [Official Audio] (Mar 26, 2013) 3:40 - Category: Music - 65,262 views - 267 likes (97.8%), 6 dislikes (2.2%)
11:05:00 <Fez> Jedi mind dicks
11:05:00 <Fez> Baahaahaahaaaa
11:09:00 <Franny_Jefferson> prik
11:10:00 <Fez> Sik
11:10:00 <Fez> Spewindicks
11:10:00 <Fez> El oh el
11:10:00 <Franny_Jefferson> -..-
11:12:00 <Fez> P
11:20:00 <Fez> Hows the cricket goin psybr
11:21:00 <Franny_Jefferson> i had a guy from help employment ring me
11:21:00 <Franny_Jefferson> i took the opportunity
11:21:00 <Franny_Jefferson> hes gonna help me find a job
11:21:00 <Fez> Those guys..
11:21:00 <Fez> Ifthey got everyone jobs.. they wouldnt have jpbs themselves
11:22:00 <Fez> Think about it
11:23:00 <Franny_Jefferson> this guy has a good success rate my case manager tells me
11:24:00 <Franny_Jefferson> look out i might be ur next personal trainer or somethin
11:24:00 <Fez> Excellent
11:25:00 <Franny_Jefferson> aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahhahhahaha
11:25:00 <Fez> U could be the guy ibuy train tickets from
11:25:00 <Fez> I want to be a case manager
11:25:00 <Fez> My job would be to tell others to get a job
11:27:00 <Fez> Wriggleys chewing bum
11:28:00 <Fez> Gum*
11:28:00 <Fez> Baahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaaaaaaaaaahhaaa
11:29:00 <Franny_Jefferson> k
11:29:00 <Fez> Funny typos are funny
11:30:00 <Franny_Jefferson> `fun lamebot
11:30:00 <ChanOP> fine! if ya gonna have that attitude, cya!
11:30:00 <ChanOP> ok ok ok... i'll give ya's a second chance ;)
11:30:00 <Franny_Jefferson> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
11:32:00 <Fez> Looooooooooooooool
11:32:00 <Wookie> what are you doing joel
11:32:00 <Franny_Jefferson> fun
11:32:00 <Fez> It is fun
11:32:00 <Fez> Do it again
11:32:00 <Franny_Jefferson> nup
11:33:00 <Fez> Oh lame
11:33:00 <Franny_Jefferson> u do it
11:33:00 <Fez> U watchin cricket?
11:33:00 <Fez> Dunno how
11:33:00 <Franny_Jefferson> nop
11:33:00 <Fez> I got no axs
11:33:00 <Franny_Jefferson> either do i
11:33:00 <Franny_Jefferson> anyone can do t
11:33:00 <Fez> Fk
11:33:00 <Fez> I dunno other commands
11:34:00 <Fez> `fun games
11:34:00 <Fez> See
11:34:00 <Franny_Jefferson> `fun milk
11:34:00 <Fez> `fun police
11:34:00 <Fez> `fun tastic
11:35:00 <Fez> :(
11:35:00 <Fez> `fun balina
11:36:00 <Fez> Hmmm
11:36:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
11:36:00 <Fez> It broked
11:36:00 <Fez> Nathan lyon to bowl
11:36:00 <Fez> Come on nate
11:36:00 <Fez> Lyono
11:36:00 <Fez> Thundercats
11:38:00 <Fez> Brett lee, mark taylor and micheal slater are commentating on the cricket atm
11:41:00 <Fez> Got another wicket
11:41:00 <Fez> Hazelwood gets his first
11:41:00 <Fez> Good bowling
11:42:00 <Fez> Smith caught aball for once
11:42:00 <Fez> Smith dropped 2 yesterday
12:05:00 <Fez> Great day fir cricket cath
12:06:00 <Fez> Beautiful weather in syd
12:06:00 <Cath^> nah
12:07:00 <Cath^> good topic Glenn
12:07:00 <Cath^> hi Fez
12:08:00 <Fez> Hi cath
12:08:00 <Fez> How are you today?
12:08:00 <Fez> Other than awesome i mean
12:08:00 <psYbR> Fez> Hows the cricket goin psybr
12:08:00 <psYbR> fked if I know :P
12:08:00 <psYbR> hows you Fez
12:08:00 <Fez> Im good mate
12:08:00 <Fez> Watchin the game
12:08:00 <psYbR> managing to keep your eyes open?
12:09:00 <Fez> Ofc
12:09:00 <psYbR> your eyelids are getting heeeavy
12:09:00 <psYbR> you are feeling sleeeepy!
12:09:00 <Fez> Nah thatll be bout 11pm
12:10:00 <Fez> I should go to the pub for a beer
12:10:00 <Digerati> hello ppl
12:10:00 <psYbR> same
12:10:00 <psYbR> fuck work
12:10:00 <Fez> But ill be a loner
12:10:00 <psYbR> i'll just go to the pub
12:24:00 <Digerati> i drank 4 jugs once at a pub
12:25:00 <Digerati> that's an effort
12:25:00 <Fez> Thats normal
13:11:00 <Fez> Aussie aussie aussie
13:16:00 <psYbR> oi oi oi
13:18:00 <Fez> Good man
13:18:00 <Fez> Watchin some tennis atm
13:19:00 <Fez> Radwanska is quite attractive
13:20:00 <Fez> Pity shesnot at the brisbane international. I couldve gotten her number
13:27:00 <psYbR> lol
13:29:00 <Fez> Unlikely i know.. but i 'couldve' lol
14:11:00 <Fez> Come on australia
14:11:00 <Fez> 2 more wickets
14:45:00 <Digerati> fruity
14:45:00 <Digerati> i bought pipe tobacco
14:45:00 <Digerati> i got a church wardens pipe
14:46:00 <Digerati> haha, i'm a well known homosexual advocate ! har har har
14:46:00 <Fez> Australia are in to bat
14:46:00 <Digerati> smokes his pipe
14:46:00 <Fez> PUT THAT IN YA PIPE AND SMOKE IT
14:46:00 <Fez> Haha
14:47:00 <Fez> :P
14:47:00 <Digerati> hmm
14:47:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
14:47:00 <Digerati> lx
14:47:00 <lx> 10,0 - If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
14:47:00 <Digerati> errr
14:47:00 <Digerati> true love ways
14:48:00 <Digerati> my poor xbox
14:48:00 <Digerati> it's dead
14:48:00 <Digerati> she killed it
14:49:00 <Digerati> and no fucking way i am buying the xbox one
14:49:00 <Digerati> i only bought the 360, 1 year ago from jb hifi
14:50:00 <Digerati> fucking hell
14:50:00 <Digerati> next time i will buy her a vibrator
14:51:00 <Digerati> or she can have my bf's vibrator, that's cheaper, i will steal it off him
14:52:00 <Digerati> wookie, daughters are nuts, i wish i never had a girl
14:52:00 <Digerati> :`(
14:52:00 <Wookie> thank god i dont have kids then
14:53:00 <Digerati> 27 years old, and she is like a child
14:53:00 <Digerati> divorced twise
14:53:00 <Digerati> damn, i was married for 40 years, i was 7 and she was 7, that's when we met at school
14:53:00 <Fez> Ya kids will always be your child
14:54:00 <Digerati> i bought her a ring at 12
14:54:00 <Digerati> that's why i will never marry again
14:54:00 <Digerati> 2 wives, first one was the best
14:55:00 <Digerati> aint going for 3 strikes
14:55:00 <Wookie> watching
14:55:00 <Digerati> cricket ?
14:55:00 <Wookie> csi ny
14:55:00 <Wookie> i fuckin hate cricket
14:55:00 <Digerati> nice
14:55:00 <Digerati> i watch house a lot
14:55:00 <Digerati> i am into medicine
14:56:00 <Digerati> house is cool
14:56:00 <Digerati> forensics
14:56:00 <Digerati> csi
14:56:00 <Digerati> takes a lot to be a forensic pathologist
14:57:00 <Digerati> and ER, and Grey Anatomy, but mostly MASH :) hehe
14:57:00 <Digerati> MASH is when i take the pipe and scotch out :)
14:57:00 <Digerati> have to watch at least 6 episodes of MASH when drunk
14:59:00 <Digerati> lalala
14:59:00 <Digerati> !lx how are you ?
15:00:00 <lx> 1,0 Digerati: Why0,0.1,0are0,0.1,0you0,0.1,0interested0,0.1,0in0,0.1,0whether0,0.1,0or0,0.1,0not0,0.1,0I0,0.1,0am0,0.1,0??
15:01:00 <Digerati> france is on high alert
15:14:00 <Fez> Cricket?
15:14:00 <Fez> Its a good day for it
15:16:00 <B_Real> No day is a good day for cricket
15:21:00 <Franny_Jefferson> mens underpants
15:25:00 <TheRon> great day for cricket
15:25:00 <TheRon> the cure - just like heaven
15:51:00 <Digerati> shake rattle and roll :)
15:53:00 <Digerati> the more i work, the faster my money goes
15:53:00 <Digerati> day after day in the foolish green hills
15:54:00 <Digerati> spinning round...
15:54:00 <Fez> Great day for cricket
15:56:00 <Fez> Ashwin gettin some spin
15:57:00 <Fez> 2/68 aus lead by 165
15:57:00 <Fez> When should they declare ron?
15:59:00 <TheRon> 250 - 300
15:59:00 <Franny_Jefferson> shutup fez
16:00:00 <Fez> Why
16:00:00 <Fez> 300 seams ok
16:00:00 <Franny_Jefferson> u virgin
16:00:00 <Fez> Maybe a little more
16:00:00 <Franny_Jefferson> loll
16:00:00 <TheRon> they making the bowlers look stupid
16:00:00 <Fez> They are stupid
16:00:00 <Fez> I mean
16:01:00 <Fez> Theyre ok.. theyre letting us score quickly
16:01:00 <TheRon> so thoughtful
16:02:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ron sniffs mens soiled undies
16:02:00 <TheRon> i sniffed yours, they're rank
16:02:00 <TheRon> what you been doing?
16:03:00 <Fez> Its ok to like doing things
16:03:00 <Fez> Sniffin undies hurts no one
16:03:00 <TheRon> i sniff chairs too
16:04:00 <Fez> Atleast you know your nose works
16:04:00 <TheRon> it clears the sinuses
16:04:00 <Fez> Nose works sounds like a band
16:04:00 <TheRon> breasts works
16:05:00 <Fez> They work my face
16:06:00 <Fez> I wish!
16:06:00 <TheRon> i so wanna die in a motorboating accident
16:06:00 <Fez> I wish theyd work my face
16:06:00 <Fez> Either that or suffocation by vagina
16:06:00 <Fez> Im not picky
16:13:00 <TheRon> tap king anyone?
16:14:00 <Fez> I need a hose first
16:14:00 <TheRon> hose?
16:14:00 <Fez> Tap king?
16:14:00 <TheRon> the one with lionel richie
16:14:00 <Fez> Isnt that the hose connectors?
16:14:00 <TheRon> beer?!
16:15:00 <Fez> Ofcoarse
16:15:00 <TheRon> i'd offer hawkey a tap king
16:16:00 <Fez> Id offer a female a tap
16:16:00 <TheRon> from behind so you can both watch the cricket
16:17:00 <Fez> Its the only way
16:17:00 <TheRon> i hear Franny_Jefferson takes it from behind
16:18:00 <Fez> Isnt that just speculation?
16:18:00 <TheRon> just rumour
16:18:00 <TheRon> no matter how true
16:19:00 <Fez> Most rumour have a hint of truth, so im told
16:21:00 <Fez> Id live to have a beer with hawkey cuz hawkeys me mate
16:22:00 <TheRon> i got a long tall fothie here
16:22:00 <TheRon> would it be asking too much to see him do the yard glass again?
16:25:00 <Fez> I think itd be hard to stop him at 1
16:26:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ron has a giant dildo he uses
16:26:00 <Fez> The chicks like dont they ron
16:27:00 <TheRon> it's modelled on my own penis
16:28:00 <Fez> Actual size?
16:28:00 <TheRon> we had to modify it to fit the average woman
16:29:00 <Fez> Always thinking of others
16:30:00 <TheRon> i know
16:30:00 <Wookie> some people just spew shit all day long
16:31:00 <Fez> You need to take some time out to enjoy some breasts
16:31:00 <TheRon> wookie just say something positive i dare you
16:32:00 <Fez> Oh is wookie about again?
16:32:00 <Wookie> away [reason: Quick Away]
16:33:00 <Fez> Should i mosey on down the pub?
16:33:00 <TheRon> is it topless jelly wrestling night?
16:33:00 <Fez> Ill prolly get there and want to come home
16:34:00 <Fez> No!
16:35:00 <Fez> Time to find a new pub
16:35:00 <Franny_Jefferson> so fez and ron are in the bath together, suddenly a sperm globule rises to the top, Oops!! Who farted?
16:40:00 <Fez> Howzat
16:41:00 <TheRon> out
16:42:00 <Franny_Jefferson> 2 flaming homosexual losers
16:43:00 <TheRon> Franny_Jefferson: hasn't had a pair of breasts in a while
16:44:00 <Franny_Jefferson> u reckon
16:45:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ur the 40 yr old virgin here not me
16:45:00 <Franny_Jefferson> poofter
16:47:00 <TheRon> must be that time of the month, bleeding from the arse?
16:48:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ??
16:48:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ????
16:48:00 <Franny_Jefferson> bbs havin a bumjack
16:48:00 <lx> 1,0 k1,0 Franny_Jefferson...
16:49:00 <Fez> Its ok to be gay
16:49:00 <Fez> Theyve allowed marraige n all
16:49:00 <Fez> Great day to be gay
16:50:00 <TheRon> great day to be steve smith
16:50:00 <Fez> Howzat
16:51:00 <Fez> Marsh gone
16:51:00 <Fez> Burns in
16:51:00 <Fez> Burns gunna be on fire?
16:52:00 <Franny_Jefferson> * Added fez!*@* to ignore list
16:53:00 <TheRon> where's my ignore??
16:53:00 <Fez> Thats what wookie was told to do be a senior op
16:53:00 <Franny_Jefferson> you are gay
16:54:00 <Fez> Maybe he didnt like how i deflected his idiocy
16:54:00 <Franny_Jefferson> thats enough insult
16:55:00 <TheRon> almost need another tap king
16:55:00 <Franny_Jefferson> on your behalf
16:55:00 <Fez> All upto lyon when wehave a bowl
16:55:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
16:55:00 <TheRon> starc will get a couple
16:55:00 <Fez> Whats the bet im not really on ignore ron?
16:55:00 <TheRon> watto too
16:56:00 <Franny_Jefferson> i remember there was an article about shane watson being homosexual
16:56:00 <TheRon> Franny_Jefferson: sees watto and just gets all gooey
16:56:00 <Franny_Jefferson> he admitted
16:56:00 <Fez> Hazelwood should do well
16:56:00 <Fez> He remembers a lot about the homosexuals
16:56:00 <TheRon> medium pacer spinner pitch
16:57:00 <TheRon> sure does
16:57:00 <Franny_Jefferson> what does
16:57:00 <Franny_Jefferson> fag
16:57:00 <Fez> You see.. i talk abouy cricket cuz i like it
16:57:00 <Fez> About*
16:57:00 <TheRon> he talks about fags because he likes them
16:57:00 <Fez> Plausable
16:57:00 <Franny_Jefferson> me?
16:58:00 <Fez> I dont talk about things i dislike
16:58:00 <Fez> Because i dislike them
16:58:00 <TheRon> breasts!
16:58:00 <Fez> *nods* breasts!
17:01:00 <Christopher> breats
17:01:00 <Christopher> h
17:01:00 <Christopher> um
17:01:00 <Franny_Jefferson> christoph
17:02:00 <Christopher> Franny_Jefferson
17:02:00 <Franny_Jefferson> christoph fischer n paykel
17:04:00 <Fez> Parma?
17:05:00 <Christopher> could fez
17:06:00 <Fez> Its yummy stuff
17:06:00 <Christopher> i gotta eat to
17:06:00 <TheRon> fez almost near that 288
17:07:00 <Fez> Smith for 100* today?
17:07:00 <TheRon> he's having a crack
17:07:00 <Fez> Highest successful run chase?
17:07:00 <TheRon> 288
17:07:00 <Fez> Nice
17:09:00 <Fez> Odi smith atm
17:10:00 <TheRon> good crciket
17:10:00 <Fez> Absolutly marvelous cricket
17:11:00 <TheRon> tribute to a great man
17:11:00 <TheRon> richie we love you man
17:11:00 <Fez> Chew six chew the lead
17:11:00 <Fez> Something like that
17:12:00 <TheRon> smitty fucked up
17:12:00 <Fez> He hit that!
17:12:00 <Fez> Tough call
17:12:00 <Franny_Jefferson> its good that faggot on aussie team died
17:12:00 <TheRon> smudge did his job
17:12:00 <Fez> Howzat? .. not out in my books
17:12:00 <Fez> Super smudge
17:13:00 <Fez> Hasnt lost a test yet
17:13:00 <TheRon> the smudge king
17:13:00 <Fez> 1w 1d 0l
17:13:00 <TheRon> the ball is doing a bit
17:14:00 <TheRon> 288 is the magical number i reckon
17:14:00 <Fez> Particuly for a newish ball
17:15:00 <TheRon> they boys have the green light
17:15:00 <Fez> Alot of turn
17:15:00 <Fez> Oh they do
17:15:00 <Fez> They want 300 lead by stumps
17:15:00 <Franny_Jefferson> too bad the green light was flat
17:15:00 <Franny_Jefferson> aaaaaaaaahahahaha
17:15:00 <Fez> Its all happening
17:18:00 <TheRon> bill lawry still has some life in him
17:18:00 <Fez> Lawry/benuad reunion?
17:18:00 <Dingo> Hi
17:19:00 <Fez> Next yr maybe
17:20:00 <TheRon> imagine lawry benaud and chappell
17:21:00 <TheRon> max walker
17:21:00 <Franny_Jefferson> my neck is sore
17:21:00 <Fez> The glory days of australian cricket commentry
17:22:00 <Fez> Benuad is the bradman of commentry
17:22:00 <TheRon> bumble is coming out for the one dayers
17:23:00 <TheRon> i liked geoffrey boycott
17:23:00 <TheRon> BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!
17:23:00 <Fez> Maximum!!
17:23:00 <TheRon> THEY BE DECLARING TONIGHT
17:23:00 <Fez> Burns is on fire
17:24:00 <Fez> Pun intended
17:24:00 <TheRon> excellent
17:24:00 <Fez> Aussie aussie aussie
17:25:00 <Fez> HADDIN
17:25:00 <TheRon> feelign safe yet?
17:26:00 <Fez> theres ya 288
17:26:00 <Fez> Nah.. keep hitting
17:26:00 <Fez> Get some odi practice in
17:26:00 <TheRon> god bless these aussies going for a result
17:27:00 <Fez> Few more 6's
17:29:00 <TheRon> ever noticed these car ads have so many yummy mummy's?
17:29:00 <Fez> Thats the target market
17:30:00 <Fez> Wifes get what they want
17:30:00 <Fez> Use the kids as an arguement
17:30:00 <Fez> "You want your son riding in that shitbox, pick this one and ill put out"
17:31:00 <TheRon> it's genius
17:31:00 <Fez> Maximum
17:31:00 <Fez> Burns IS on fire
17:31:00 <TheRon> i'm liking joe burns more by the second
17:31:00 <Fez> True team player
17:31:00 <TheRon> bat for half hour tomorrow?
17:31:00 <Fez> Putting the team first
17:31:00 <Fez> Nah
17:32:00 <Fez> Send em in first tging
17:32:00 <Fez> Thing
17:32:00 <TheRon> woo hoo pace
17:33:00 <TheRon> i love it when i'm right
17:33:00 <TheRon> hadds is a legend
17:33:00 <Fez> Burns 50* tonight?
17:34:00 <TheRon> likely
17:34:00 <TheRon> 2 shots
17:34:00 <Fez> Yip
17:34:00 <Fez> Do it in 3 to not show off
17:34:00 <TheRon> poor yadav
17:35:00 <TheRon> feel sorry for him
17:35:00 <TheRon> they be batting for stumps
17:36:00 <Fez> Just trying to get an early declaration
17:36:00 <TheRon> 320 for the indians tomorrow, good luck chasing that
17:36:00 <Franny_Jefferson> ron got charged by police for running on field and molesting the cricket stumps with his anus
17:37:00 <TheRon> it wasn't me i swear
17:37:00 <Fez> Should be 420
17:37:00 <Fez> Just cuz
17:37:00 <Franny_Jefferson> yes
17:38:00 <TheRon> bastards better not call bad light
17:39:00 <Fez> Damn straight
17:40:00 <Fez> Thats 320 boys
17:41:00 <Fez> Lovely touch burns
17:41:00 <TheRon> good fielding
17:41:00 <Fez> The best!
17:42:00 <Fez> 2 50s on the trot
17:42:00 <TheRon> i'm standing for this 20
17:42:00 <TheRon> 50
17:42:00 <TheRon> this ir riddiculous
17:43:00 <Fez> Great batting display
17:43:00 <TheRon> yep!!
17:43:00 <Fez> 1 more run for his highest score
17:44:00 <Wookie> joel got kicked up the ass for shit stirring people
17:44:00 <Wookie> last warning
17:44:00 <Wookie> back [r: Quick Away] [1h11m59s]
17:44:00 <Pete> ohhh.
17:45:00 <Fez> 340 lead... india have no hope
17:46:00 <Fez> Another 6
17:46:00 <Fez> 346
17:46:00 <Fez> He is seeing them like water melons
17:47:00 <Fez> Well played Joe
17:47:00 <Fez> Thats like a 200 in this circumstance
17:50:00 <Fez> Bloody rain
17:50:00 <TheRon> a job well done boys
17:50:00 <Fez> Least they only lose 6 balls
17:51:00 <Fez> Thats lke 20 runs though
17:51:00 <TheRon> declare overnight and have a crack tomorrow
17:51:00 <Fez> Wouldnt they need to make up the over tomorrow?
17:51:00 <Fez> :P
17:51:00 <Fez> 91 overs at them
17:51:00 <TheRon> fuck that
17:51:00 <TheRon> it's enough
17:51:00 <Fez> Every ball counts
17:52:00 <TheRon> ladies the cricket is over
17:52:00 <Fez> 66 off 39
17:52:00 <Fez> Great knock
17:52:00 <TheRon> did it for the team
17:53:00 <Franny_Jefferson> time to stick a cricket bat handle up ur butt
17:53:00 <Fez> Who they gunna drop when clarke comes back?
17:53:00 <TheRon> joe
17:53:00 <Fez> Thats not right
17:53:00 <TheRon> clarke or joe?
17:54:00 <Fez> Joe
17:54:00 <Fez> Clarke will hurt himself 1st test he is back anyways
17:54:00 <TheRon> joe will be on stand by
17:55:00 <Fez> Yep
17:55:00 <Fez> Watto did ok first inning
17:55:00 <TheRon> he's a queenslander but we won't hold that against him
17:55:00 <Fez> Lucky he bowls or he would be dropped imo
17:55:00 <Fez> Oi
17:55:00 <TheRon> watto is doing a job
17:55:00 <Fez> So is burns
17:55:00 <Fez> I think
17:55:00 <TheRon> we need more victorians in the team
17:56:00 <Fez> Siddle?
17:56:00 <TheRon> fawad
17:57:00 <Fez> Bring white back
17:57:00 <TheRon> rob quinney
17:57:00 <Fez> Hoggs bowling well in the t20
17:57:00 <Fez> But he west aussie
17:58:00 <TheRon> it's pissing donw
17:59:00 <Fez> Itll help slow the out feild down
17:59:00 <TheRon> no i meant at home
18:00:00 <Fez> Oh
18:00:00 <Fez> I mowed the lawn today.. dont want it to rain for a while
18:01:00 <TheRon> is mow the lawn code?
18:11:00 <Fez> Unfortunatly np
18:11:00 <Fez> No
18:12:00 <Fez> Apparently abusive behavior is condoned for certain users
18:13:00 <Fez> Theron what are your thoughts on radwanska?
18:13:00 <TheRon> no idea
18:13:00 <TheRon> quagmire is that you?
18:15:00 <Fez> http://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-telstra-au&hl=en&gl=au&source=android-unknown&ei=yn-vVPyYMqe0mAWLhIEQ&q=agnieszka+radwanska&oq=agnieszka+radwanska&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.12..0i67l2j0l3.19449.28449.0.29892.6.6.0.0.0.0.1189.3036.3-4j1j7-1.6.0.msedr...0...1c.1.60.mobile-gws-serp..0.6.3034.ufMfClwTeWM#imgrc=s6n-1rdAUm2pUM%253A%3Bundefined%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fupload.wikimedia.org%252Fwikipedia%252Fcommons%252F7%252F74%252FAgnieszka_Radwa
18:15:00 <Fez> Woah.. hold up
18:15:00 <Fez> Bit long
18:16:00 <Fez> ... thats what she said to ron
18:16:00 <TheRon> great southern land
18:16:00 <TheRon> indeed!!
18:16:00 <Fez> She had to stay in bed for a week
18:17:00 <TheRon> giggity!!
18:17:00 <Fez> What do u think of the link once its opened?
18:18:00 <Wookie> dry here
18:18:00 <TheRon> fair piece
18:20:00 <Fez> Would you accept it more than once?
18:20:00 <Fez> Shes better as a brunette
18:20:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:21:00 <Fez> Good man
18:21:00 <TheRon> mind you.....
18:21:00 <Fez> Id give her a fair bit
18:21:00 <Fez> .. with her permission ofcoarse
18:22:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting
18:22:00 <Franny_Jefferson> sniff my bottled farts
18:23:00 <Fez> Cya ron. Good chat
18:30:00 <MrMark> boo
18:30:00 <Fez> bs
18:30:00 <Fez> Boobs.
18:31:00 <Fez> I agree
18:34:00 <MrMark> tits
18:34:00 <Fez> Breasts!
18:35:00 <Christopher> yay
18:38:00 <Christopher> friday and i aint fried
18:40:00 <Fez> Fridays are good days for cricket
19:24:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
19:49:00 <B_Real> no, we're naughty by nature
19:51:00 <Christopher> hi
19:53:00 <Christopher> hi nate
20:05:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDZlrGxiGPg
20:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: legend b lost in love alisid remix (Jan 14, 2014) 3:54 - Category: Music - 109 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:05:00 <nate> chris and his remixes who can resist
20:05:00 <Christopher> lols
20:11:00 <Resool> hello everyone
20:12:00 <nate> hi resool hottie
20:12:00 <Resool> hello nate how are you
20:13:00 <nate> i am great BRA, yourself?
20:14:00 <Christopher> drinking coffee to quick
20:14:00 <Christopher> lol
20:14:00 <Resool> i am fine too, i met a three leg dog yesterday
20:14:00 <nate> u push it over?
20:15:00 <Resool> christopher if i drank my coffee i have to be quick
20:15:00 <Resool> nate no i did not she is my friend
20:17:00 <nate> i have a sore neck, sleeping on the lounge with a big pillow makes me cry
20:17:00 <nate> waaah!
20:17:00 <Resool> the dog belongs to a cartridge refill service shop
20:18:00 <Resool> :( i do suffer with you nate
20:19:00 <nate> i thought id give it a go
20:19:00 <nate> bad idea!
20:20:00 <Resool> did you try warm(hot) bandages
20:20:00 <nate> resool i will use your warm hands rite?
20:21:00 <Resool> sorry nate i do have cold hands, and i think my wife would not agree
20:22:00 <nate> haha
20:24:00 <nate> resool u like dancing?
20:27:00 <Resool> i tried dancing in a discotheque and people started laughing about me
20:28:00 <Resool> i felt ashamed and since that day i keep of the dance floor
20:29:00 <nate> boolshit, i bet you can grind resool
20:31:00 <Resool> But i love dance floor music: Lady GAGA, Rihanna
20:32:00 <nate> hells yes
20:32:00 <nate> what outfits u usually wear?
20:32:00 <nate> leather pants?
20:35:00 <Resool> i usally used to wear jeans, but i grew so much weight in the last 4 year that i do not fit in my clothes anymore
20:35:00 <Christopher> lols
20:36:00 <nate> ya damn huge package ;D
20:36:00 <nate> gym outfits are hot, do u like gym resool?
20:37:00 <nate> nice tank top
20:37:00 <Resool> that is why i did wear a tracksuit for my marriage
20:38:00 <Resool> 4 year ago
20:39:00 <Resool> i did gym 10 year ago and i had a well trained body with sixpack
20:41:00 <Resool> that was the time i met my wife (woman)
20:41:00 <nate> lol
20:42:00 <Resool> now i have to get back in shape to keep my wife
20:42:00 <nate> yeah!
20:44:00 <Christopher> broke ne a drink
20:44:00 <Christopher> need
20:45:00 <Resool> at the moment i do look like those people you do not want to see in a bathing drawers
20:45:00 <nate> droool over resoool
20:46:00 <Resool> brb trying to get some more coffee
20:46:00 <lx> 1,0 That was a quick visit1,0 Resool...
20:49:00 <Resool> :'( no more coffee left, my wife took the last cup
20:49:00 <Silent> Hello
20:49:00 <Silent> Hiya Zade how are you
20:49:00 <Zade> hello
20:49:00 <Zade> good ta and yourself Silent?
20:49:00 <Silent> Good thanks. Having a good year then
20:50:00 <Zade> so far so good
20:50:00 <Zade> you?
20:50:00 <Silent> You took the words out of my mouth
20:50:00 <Silent> Hiya singapura
20:50:00 <Resool> hello silent, Zade, singapura
20:51:00 <Zade> hello Resool
20:51:00 <Silent> Hey Resool how are you mate
20:51:00 <Resool> fine but i would like to have some more coffee
20:52:00 <Silent> Pleasae do. The night is young :)
20:54:00 <Resool> you are approaching to midnight and i am approaching to noon :)
20:55:00 <Resool> i will reach noon before you get to midnight :P
20:55:00 <Silent> Fair enough
20:56:00 <Resool> are you going out to party
20:56:00 <Silent> What party
20:56:00 <Silent> If there is one I have not been invited
20:56:00 <Silent> Yet
20:56:00 <Silent> :)
20:57:00 <Resool> you not going out for nightlife (bars clubs) or only on saturdays
20:58:00 <Resool> #are
20:58:00 <Silent> I had my good days
20:58:00 <Fez> Great night for cricket
20:59:00 <Resool> long time ago. i just finished your sentence
21:00:00 <Resool> long ago we have been "Young and Handsome", today we are only "And"
21:02:00 <nate> and yummie?
21:03:00 <Resool> bye see you tomorrow
21:07:00 <Christopher> Exo
21:07:00 <Exo> chris tucker
21:07:00 <Christopher> thx
21:07:00 <Exo> hows it going
21:07:00 <Christopher> alright
21:07:00 <nate> i want a -v! ;D
21:07:00 <nate> chris is dying for a dwink
21:08:00 <Christopher> or more food
21:08:00 <Exo> wheres ur gf chris
21:08:00 <Christopher> fucked if i know
21:09:00 <nate> i was going to say a blow up doll joke, but i have one and i cant!:)
21:09:00 <nate> them the rules
21:10:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vYxKXXsI7k
21:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Detz - What You Are (Nov 6, 2013) 4:35 - Category: Music - 1,266 views - 38 likes (97.4%), 1 dislikes (2.6%)
21:13:00 <Christopher> i know hardly ne ppl
21:13:00 <Christopher> but heaps know me
21:13:00 <Christopher> its fried
21:20:00 <Christopher> out of weed
21:20:00 <Christopher> argh
21:22:00 <nate> chris, goto the club!
21:29:00 <Exo> are u shooting up chris
21:42:00 <Zade> how was that cricket Fez?
21:42:00 <Fez> Spectacular
21:42:00 <Zade> cool
21:43:00 <Fez> Always good mate
22:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
22:11:00 <nate> glenn is pretty freaky right:)
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> haey
22:11:00 <nate> glenn what freaky stuff have u been up 2 lately
22:16:00 <nate> make something up!
22:16:00 <nate> i cleaned my car today lol
22:16:00 <nate> rock!
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i went to see the penguins of madagascar!
22:18:00 <nate> yeah? with ye kid or did u pick it?:)
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> with the child - her choice, but i wanted to see it lol
22:18:00 <nate> ahh thats cool then
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, was an awesome kids movie
22:20:00 <nate> is big 6 your next kids movie!
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> possibly!
22:22:00 <DoC> katatonic_kate01!
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey!
22:28:00 <MrMark> katatonic_kate01 u sexy thang
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
23:09:00 <jigsaw> Kate n cream
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