// #prison — 2010-06-30
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00:41:32 Topic Is: WebbY: small penis man Akron: seemed to satisfy you alright WebbY: no ur extremely small WebbY: ur a freak of nature
00:41:32 Set By: (heaven) on: Fri Jun 25 19:07:52 2010
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08:53:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shaft
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09:49:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
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11:03:21 <daiman> memory[Usage: 1588/3071MB (51.71%)]
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11:51:15 <textualHarassmentPanda> hello my name is venkat and i would like to meet a nice wife for marriage pls
11:56:35 <abyss> you haf money?
11:56:42 <abyss> many goats and cows?
11:57:13 <textualHarassmentPanda> sorry i did not heard you
12:52:39 <WebbY> hello fellow people
12:52:41 <WebbY> :D
12:54:15 <Longie> hello fellow bish
12:54:34 <WebbY> how u doing mate?
12:54:44 <Longie> really tired man, how are you?
12:55:04 <WebbY> good just having lunch
12:55:05 <WebbY> why u so tired?
12:55:08 <WebbY> ur usually a lazy bish
12:55:10 <Longie> haha
12:55:28 <Longie> I spent 6 hours yesterday crawling on top of a roof cabling and retiling and then inside it cabling some more
12:55:34 <Longie> had to help my mate setup his security cameras
12:55:46 <WebbY> wow sounds like fun
12:55:49 <WebbY> hope he paid u
12:55:53 <WebbY> in sexual favours
12:55:53 <Longie> haha yeah, that's what I called it
12:55:56 <Longie> nah man
12:55:57 <Longie> the guys huge
12:56:00 <Longie> hed split me in half :(
12:56:05 <WebbY> u love that
12:56:11 <Longie> well.... *blush*
12:56:41 <WebbY> haha
12:56:51 <WebbY> oh Amanda asked me how u were going with those wii games
12:56:57 <Rak> like a hotdog in the microwave
12:57:21 <WebbY> what happens to a hotdog in a microwave?
12:57:50 <abyss> ewww, those artificial plastic tubes of fake meat
12:57:56 <Rak> it splits open like a longie
12:58:11 <WebbY> haha
12:58:20 <Longie> hahaah hotdog in a microwave
12:58:20 <Rak> it's what you put on the artificial plastic tubes of fake meat
12:58:42 <Rak> cheese, bacon, fried onion, bbq sauce, and sour cream
12:59:02 <Longie> the wii games, most of them are in .001 .002 .003 etc but when I use a program called file joiner/splitter to rejoin them, they don't work as .isos for some reason
12:59:04 <Longie> so that's odd
12:59:09 <Longie> but I have about 70-80 games that do work
12:59:20 <Longie> so I can just give you back the hdd any time
12:59:40 <Longie> and amanda never sent me the thankyou for coming to your wedding, she hates me
12:59:48 <Longie> so I'm going to buy some peanuts and throw them at her when I come over
12:59:54 <Longie> mmmm... peanuts
13:00:59 <Longie> but seriously, I can just pop it back to your place whenever you like
13:07:47 <Longie> haha at this sms I just got: I just put out my aussie flag for the world cup but was sure if it would offend any muslims. so to be certain, I wrote 'allah is a cunt' on it
13:12:24 <Longie> http://pastebin.com/C0ZRX8RC
13:40:28 <daiman> rofl.
13:41:00 <daiman> i have asthma
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14:13:26 <abyss> can anyone tell me the script with auto performs a /whois on anyone who privmsgs you?
14:33:09 <Longie> rosie: its in the mIRC options
14:33:11 <Longie> otherwise...
14:33:17 <Longie> on !*:OPEN:*:whois $nick $nicik
14:34:46 <abyss> :*
14:35:42 <abyss> that goes in Remotes, yes?
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17:54:56 * WebbY does a little dance
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18:28:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
18:33:00 <shaft> oi nic, that's (c) me!
18:42:02 <GrEmLiNz> im in heaven
18:42:13 <heaven> I can guarantee to you that you're not
18:42:20 * heaven slaps a bagel on Ari's forhead
18:43:28 * GrEmLiNz crys
18:43:37 * heaven puts jam on it
18:43:51 <heaven> you've got a jammed bagel on your forhead..
18:43:56 <heaven> just fyi
18:44:01 * GrEmLiNz om nom noms it
18:44:05 <heaven> stay in character even when you log off
18:44:05 <heaven> :P
18:49:01 <mikey> hai2u
18:49:38 * GrEmLiNz pounces on mikey
18:49:53 <mikey> hai gremz
18:50:30 <GrEmLiNz> hai mikey
18:50:44 <GrEmLiNz> how is u?
18:52:07 <mikey> im good fanks, you?
18:52:11 <mikey> bout to go out :>
18:53:19 <heaven> MIKEY
18:53:21 <heaven> MIKEY
18:53:25 <heaven> how are your new tits?
18:53:28 <mikey> rofl
18:53:38 <mikey> perky
18:53:53 <heaven> good thats how we like em
18:53:58 <mikey> :P
18:54:01 <heaven> u need to put a pencil under one of em
18:54:03 <heaven> if it doesnt hold
18:54:07 <heaven> that means theyre good to go
18:54:11 <GrEmLiNz> well thanks :>
18:54:13 <heaven> if it holds and can carry more than 20
18:54:18 <heaven> then the doc did a bad job
18:54:33 <GrEmLiNz> lol
18:54:51 <heaven> coz youre not supposed to be able to use them as pouches
18:54:55 <heaven> you're not a kangaroo
18:54:59 <mikey> oh
18:55:05 <heaven> you wont carry your first born innit
18:55:09 <mikey> i loved my new coin purse
18:55:10 <mikey> :(
18:55:13 <heaven> ew
18:55:17 <heaven> on that note
18:55:19 <heaven> shower time
18:55:23 <mikey> cya x
18:55:26 <heaven> x
18:55:30 <heaven> ARI
18:55:32 <heaven> XX
18:55:41 <GrEmLiNz> mikey <3
18:55:47 <GrEmLiNz> bai.
18:55:51 <mikey> baiiii <3
18:56:06 <heaven> oh he gets a heart and i dont
18:56:09 <heaven> thats clearly offensive
18:56:17 <GrEmLiNz> was to both of us
18:56:19 <GrEmLiNz> ill share
18:56:29 <GrEmLiNz> </3
18:56:34 <GrEmLiNz> half each
18:56:56 <heaven> he likes pointy stuff
18:57:00 <heaven> he'll take the bottom part
18:57:05 <heaven> i'll take the tits looking part
18:57:18 * mikey waves his tits at idil and runs off
18:57:19 <mikey> <3
18:57:22 <GrEmLiNz> okaays
18:57:53 * GrEmLiNz watches mikeys' arm flap as his runs :p
18:58:01 <GrEmLiNz> arms*
18:58:16 <GrEmLiNz> he's excited!
18:59:01 <GrEmLiNz> anywho, i must go eat
18:59:53 <WebbY> i just ate!
18:59:55 <WebbY> wooooo
18:59:56 <WebbY> :D
19:00:07 * heaven fondles WebbY and runs off
19:40:13 <WebbY> hey
19:40:14 <WebbY> come back
19:40:17 <WebbY> more fondling please!
19:40:17 <WebbY> :P
19:41:11 <shaft> The moon is waning gibbous.
20:10:05 <heaven> I'll fondle later, I've got a meeting need to go into town
20:10:40 Quit: heaven ([email protected]) Client exited
20:15:58 <shaft> 2 underwear, 2 x pants, broken ugg boots and 2 layers on top including a polar jacket. I'm set :D
20:16:25 <shaft> nic I'll fondle you
20:16:35 <shaft> for $1000.00
20:17:00 <shaft> and that's mates rates
20:48:19 <WebbY> lol
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22:35:22 <robert_> TextualHarassmentPanda, I second that.
22:35:23 <robert_> lol.
22:36:31 <TextualHarassmentPanda> second what?
22:38:14 <robert_> your nick, lol.
22:38:23 <TextualHarassmentPanda> oh lulz
22:38:27 <robert_> lolz
22:38:40 <robert_> GOD DAMN YOU UNREALIRCD
22:40:42 <damian> hi
22:40:52 <abyss> omg, tony abbott burned his nylon speedos on the bbq!
22:41:00 <TextualHarassmentPanda> i saw that
22:41:07 <TextualHarassmentPanda> how can anyone vote for him
22:41:12 <robert_> haha
22:41:13 <robert_> zomg
22:41:16 <abyss> I can't see myself having any sausages for a while
22:41:39 <robert_> haha
22:43:22 <abyss> I dislike the man
22:43:45 <damian> but his last name and your nickname start off the same, how can you dislike him!
22:43:58 <damian> robs just going 'what?'
22:43:59 <damian> lol
22:44:02 <damian> damn yanks!
22:44:05 <abyss> damian, that is profound
22:45:25 <robert_> lol
22:45:57 <robert_> I have no clue what's going on here, so I'll just nod my head and return to stabbing unreal 3.2 in the nuts for being retarded.
22:45:59 <robert_> :p
22:46:55 <damian> lol
22:46:56 <damian> i do that often
22:47:00 <damian> anyway, BigW Toy Sale time!
22:47:05 <damian> (i'm working, not attending)
22:47:06 <robert_> lol
22:47:12 <robert_> hooray.
22:47:29 <robert_> what, you frequently stab unreal 3.2 in the nuts?
22:47:31 <robert_> lmao
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23:05:43 <shaft> best thing for it. g'night peeps.
23:06:34 <robert_> hahaha, yes.
23:06:44 <robert_> fucking thing keeps disconnecting my services.
23:06:46 <robert_> later shaft.
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23:27:07 Nick: Gaby[a] is now known as Gaby
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23:43:25 <allan> hello
23:44:09 <mikey> hi al
23:44:23 <allan> mikey :>
23:44:30 * mikey lix
23:44:37 * allan huggles
23:44:45 <allan> man, im on wireless atm
23:44:54 <allan> iinet borked my signup
23:44:59 <allan> lolz
23:45:00 <mikey> fuckers
23:45:22 <allan> they are good until you give them a task in the future
23:45:26 <allan> then they fuck it up
23:45:29 <allan> oh well
23:46:38 <TextualHarassmentPanda> you talking about women?
23:49:52 <allan> obviously not talking to someone as stupid as you, you can even recognise someones gender
23:49:58 <allan> cant!@
23:49:58 <allan> OMG
23:50:02 <mikey> haha
23:50:03 * allan dies inside
23:50:06 * mikey hugs al
23:50:08 <allan> mikey
23:50:10 <allan> lolz
23:50:20 <allan> fail retort
23:50:30 <mikey> it's ok
23:50:37 <mikey> you can't ALWAYS be perfect <3
23:50:40 <allan> man, my cat was in a cattert for a few weeks , due to my bitch landlord
23:50:51 <allan> and shes back with me now, in my new place
23:51:00 <allan> but shes like all super clingy and weird
23:51:07 <allan> doesnt want to go outside
23:51:16 <allan> when im at work , she sleeps all day
23:51:21 <allan> what did they do to her :(
23:51:35 <mikey> i want another kitty :<
23:51:56 <allan> like atm, shes curled up on my toes
23:52:00 <allan> under the desk
23:52:51 <TextualHarassmentPanda> mikey i heard you are hot beef cake
23:53:04 <mikey> did you?
23:53:05 <TextualHarassmentPanda> i just loike to know my competitioin
23:53:11 <TextualHarassmentPanda> im mega beef cake
23:53:23 <TextualHarassmentPanda> maybe we can tag sometime
23:53:28 <TextualHarassmentPanda> bags the front end
23:53:34 <mikey> hot.
23:53:35 <TextualHarassmentPanda> unless you wanna flip for starting ends
23:53:38 <TextualHarassmentPanda> im cool with that
23:53:40 <allan> LOL
23:54:21 * mikey :| towards al
23:54:27 * mikey slowly walks away....
23:54:28 <allan> :/
23:54:33 <allan> NOOOO
23:54:45 <allan> panda was -slightly- amusing
23:56:10 <TextualHarassmentPanda> hey imna take slightly
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