// #prison — 2010-06-23
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00:08:14 <freak> yeah
00:08:17 <freak> :>
00:11:06 <shaft> clones what?
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10:36:41 <Longie> morning everyone, including you daniel
10:36:42 <Daniel> I use empornium, you need to seed to be able to download
10:55:06 <WebbY> morning bish
11:33:31 <Longie> hey bish :>
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19:13:22 <WebbY> gooood evening everyone
19:13:24 <WebbY> :D
19:13:49 <rosie> mister WebbY
19:14:11 <Gaby> Hello Nic and Rosie.
19:14:20 <rosie> hey Gaby
19:17:39 <WebbY> hey Gaby and Rosie
19:17:42 <WebbY> hows ur nites going?
19:18:45 <Gaby> Not too bad, hows your ?
19:18:50 <WebbY> yeah good thanks :D
19:18:53 <WebbY> what u been upto?
19:19:00 <rosie> keeping warm, trying to eat dinner
19:19:04 <rosie> but its not going to happen
19:19:22 <Gaby> Yeah it is a bit like that.
19:19:25 <WebbY> i just got in my tracksuit and all comfortable now :D
19:19:27 <WebbY> just had dinner too
19:19:29 <WebbY> so feeling good!
19:19:34 <Gaby> I should be cooking dinner but it's too cold to be bopthered moving.
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22:50:36 <shaft> Operating System [ Windows Vista Build No. 6002 ] - Uptime [ 4 hours 18 minutes 4 seconds ] - IceChat 7.63 Build 20080417 - Download at http://www.icechat.net
22:50:59 <shaft> woops
22:59:16 <GrEmLiNz> vista == gay
22:59:17 <GrEmLiNz> :>
22:59:43 <shaft> tell me somethnig I don't know
23:00:04 <shaft> this is a decent computer, vista makes it a boat anchor
23:06:53 <Longie> you didnt know i just got iptv working
23:06:58 <Longie> and am currently watching a superman cartoon
23:07:29 <GrEmLiNz> hey dan
23:07:34 <Longie> hey jamie
23:07:52 <Longie> if that IS your real name @_@
23:08:50 <GrEmLiNz> close but no cigar
23:11:06 <Longie> i dont like cigars
23:11:09 <Longie> man
23:11:13 <Longie> i cant get channel 7 or nine or ten
23:11:14 <shaft> I do
23:11:23 <Longie> but if i download a playlist i canm watch those with vlc
23:11:38 <Longie> the only two reasons to use my isps login is playboy chan and classic movie/cartoon chan
23:11:41 <Longie> and playboy doesnt work
23:11:47 <Longie> now some weird black and white movie is on
23:13:41 <Longie> ok i just unlocked it
23:13:54 <Longie> part of the terms and conditions were that i allow them to bill me $0 a month
23:13:57 <Longie> im not sure i can afford that :(
23:14:30 <shaft> doesn't sound like a lot ...
23:32:43 <Longie> for you maybe
23:33:27 <shaft> mate I'm unemploed atm, but even I can afford $0
23:34:12 <Longie> rich cunt :(
23:34:16 <Longie> hey speaking of weird
23:34:23 <Longie> i found the entire 7 seasons of macgyver and the movies he made
23:34:24 <Longie> :D
23:34:35 <shaft> hahah
23:34:58 <rosie> goodnight, mIRClings :)
23:35:04 <Longie> night rosie :>
23:35:25 <shaft> roooooooooosie
23:35:33 <rosie> I was going to stay up later, to see what is happening in canberra
23:35:34 <shaft> night babe :)
23:35:35 <rosie> but I am too tired
23:35:43 <Longie> rosie, not much
23:35:46 <Longie> it's canberra
23:35:52 <rosie> I have the feeling that tomorrow morning we will have a new PM
23:36:07 <Longie> im not electing anyone tonight!
23:36:10 <shaft> maybe ... I have mixed feelings on that
23:36:14 <rosie> with boobs!
23:36:21 <Longie> though if they were hot, female, in bikinis and got me beer ...
23:36:25 <Longie> id vote for them for sure
23:36:31 <shaft> you should be PM, you have awesome boobs.
23:36:34 <Longie> if they gave me "incentive" to vote, id even vote twice
23:36:40 <Longie> big doesnt mean awesome
23:36:46 <Longie> hers make her roll forwards
23:36:48 <Longie> then rock up again
23:36:50 <Longie> like those toy clowns
23:36:51 <Longie> :(
23:36:53 <shaft> does in rosie's case
23:36:53 <Longie> or so she told me
23:37:07 * Longie jumps out of hte way of an incoming slap
23:37:28 <Longie> its weird
23:37:31 <rosie> I move faster these days :D
23:37:36 <Longie> this modem connects at slighjtly less than my old one did
23:37:44 <Longie> though it downloads faster
23:37:53 <Longie> how much faster :/
23:37:56 <Longie> oh rosie, youd like this
23:38:01 <Longie> i'll give you a chuckle before oyu go to bed
23:38:18 <rosie> ?
23:38:25 <Longie> someone was arguing with me the other night on how stupid i was, because apparently calling him a skinny fat fuck is defamation and hes taking me to court
23:38:36 <Longie> anyway, his main defence was 'im more smarter than you and i know that law'
23:38:47 <rosie> he is smarterer?
23:38:53 <Longie> quite possibly!
23:39:03 <Longie> i obviously dont have the intelligence to find out
23:39:05 <Longie> :(
23:39:24 <shaft> there's one born every minute
23:39:28 <rosie> let me know when you are on the court list :)
23:39:31 <Longie> it's ok, he's just recalictrant :P
23:39:36 <Longie> minus typois
23:39:38 <Longie> bah
23:39:38 <rosie> I will come along to sit in the public gallery
23:39:39 <Longie> hah
23:39:46 <rosie> har!
23:39:46 <shaft> hey hang on, "skinny fat fuck" ?
23:39:51 <Longie> yes
23:39:57 <Longie> someone called him skinny
23:39:59 <Longie> someone else called him fat
23:40:02 <Longie> so i said skinny fat fuck
23:40:13 <shaft> ah
23:40:23 <rosie> before I go, one for the road
23:40:24 <shaft> I guess it makes sense if you're a nut
23:40:26 <Longie> then in his infinite wisdom he looked up 'defamation' on wikipedia, pasted me the link and said i was fucked, see me in court
23:40:34 <rosie> Did you hear the story of the newish bride of 6 months, complaining to her mother about her husband's predilection for anal sex!
23:40:34 <shaft> rofl
23:40:36 <Longie> he said how i was having malicious intent etc etc
23:40:40 <rosie> She tells her mother that when she married, she had an anus that stretched to the size of a 5 cent piece and now it has spread to the size of a 50 cent piece!
23:40:51 <Longie> i told him that if he could tell me one of hte three proofs of intent, id go there willingly
23:40:52 <Longie> he couldnt
23:40:54 <rosie> Her mother, who happens to be Jewish admonishes her saying that she should be grateful for all her advantages, a large house with a pool, a Mercedes car, holidays 4 times a year, $1000 a week spending money ...
23:41:03 <rosie> And here she is, complaining about a lousy 15 cents!
23:41:07 <Longie> so i told him all three (for those whom are curious, similar facts, overt acts and admission of guilt)
23:41:11 <Longie> and he went mental
23:41:16 <shaft> hahah rosie
23:41:33 <rosie> I kinda liked that one
23:41:38 <rosie> and on that note ...
23:41:41 * rosie blows kisses
23:42:04 <Longie> Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I"m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn"t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife"s birthday, I"m going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn"t like the
23:42:05 * shaft takes liberties
23:42:17 <Longie> let me kno w if that didnt end in 'herself!'
23:42:59 <shaft> nope
23:43:12 <Longie> ok :/
23:43:13 <Longie> Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I"m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn"t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."
23:43:18 <Longie> As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife"s birthday, I"m going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn"t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."
23:43:26 <Longie> As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I"m going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn"t like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!"
23:43:36 <shaft> heh
23:43:49 <shaft> g'night apes, and rosie
23:43:53 <Longie> night :>
23:43:57 <shaft> and idil
23:44:21 Quit: shaft ([email protected]) Quit: REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
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