// #prison — 2010-06-26
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00:41:04 Nick: Gaby is now known as Gaby[a]
01:45:06 Quit: shaft ([email protected]) Quit: Easy as 3.14159265358979323846...
02:11:46 * hvn fondles praetorian in all the right places
07:42:23 <praetorian> yeah baby
08:14:24 Quit: hvn ([email protected]) Client exited
08:36:00 Join: heaven ([email protected]) to #prison
08:36:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
10:24:36 <Longie> morning nerds
10:24:38 <Longie> morning daniel
10:24:39 <Daniel> 11:56 <snadge> you're a fucking cockhead
10:33:54 <damian> dan, stop teasing him
10:34:04 <Longie> teasing who? :(
10:34:05 <Longie> daniel
10:34:06 <Daniel> that movie kicks arse
10:34:08 <damian> yeah
10:34:24 <damian> he thinks you're actually talking to him as a friend
10:34:27 <damian> not paying him out
10:34:28 <damian> it's mean.
10:34:32 <damian> isn't that right daniel
10:34:33 <Daniel> nobody said shit to him.
10:39:11 <Longie> yeah, no one ever talks to me :(
10:39:55 <damian> i always talk to you, you're just an ignorant bastard
10:46:33 <Longie> nevarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
10:46:58 <damian> liesss
10:56:06 <rosie> morning, mIRClings
10:58:56 <Longie> gday knackers
10:59:23 <damian> sup
11:01:04 <rosie> I am .. and I wish I wasn't
11:01:40 <rosie> but I must attend to my filial duties .. mother dearest is waiting to be taken shopping
11:02:33 <rosie> she will look at me and sniff, disapprovingly
11:03:14 <rosie> I have redded my hair in honour of our new ranga PM
11:03:24 <rosie> albeit red foils
11:04:20 <rosie> and to really piss her off, I might just wear my black bra with flowers on it under a white t-shirt
11:04:26 <rosie> she considers that majorly uncouth!
11:05:02 <Longie> oh dear
11:05:57 <rosie> alas, such minor examples of rebellion is all I can aspire to, these days
11:06:14 <rosie> unless of course I become a hooker on the side
11:06:38 <rosie> I've often wondered ... does the lateral coital position mean having a bit on the side?
11:06:51 <rosie> and on that profound note, au revoir, blossoms!
11:06:55 <rosie> *gone*
11:40:05 Nick: Gaby[a] is now known as Gaby
12:36:01 Nick: TheWJM is now known as TheWJM1
12:36:44 Nick: TheWJM1 is now known as TheWJM
13:22:44 Join: shaft ([email protected]) to #prison
15:40:37 Topic Is: WebbY: small penis man Akron: seemed to satisfy you alright WebbY: no ur extremely small WebbY: ur a freak of nature
15:40:37 Set By: (heaven) on: Fri Jun 25 19:07:52 2010
16:57:12 <Akron> bitches
17:07:21 <WebbY> slut
17:17:18 <Gaby> Good evening all.
17:49:29 <Akron> give me the names of some decent movies to download
17:50:31 <shaft> No.
17:50:32 <Gaby> What kind of movies do you like?
17:53:23 <Akron> porn
17:53:37 <Gaby> Can't help then.
17:54:08 <Akron> why not
17:54:28 <Gaby> I don't bother with porn.
17:55:44 <Akron> what.. seems a little odd
17:56:10 <Gaby> Why odd? I'm not a 14 year old boy.
17:56:56 <Akron> apparently 14 year old boys dont like porn, according to a 14 year old boy i know
17:57:16 <Akron> so if you dont like porn, and they dont... how come its a multi billion dollar industry ?
17:57:16 <shaft> He just hasn't found the right pr0n
17:57:31 <Gaby> Really?
17:57:48 <Gaby> When I was a 14 year old girl all any 14 year old boy gave a crap about was video games and porn.
17:57:56 * Gaby must be getting old.
17:58:13 <Akron> how old are you
17:58:40 <Gaby> Too old.
17:58:42 <Gaby> 27.
17:59:24 <Akron> arr
17:59:31 <Akron> did they have porn when you were 14 ?
17:59:53 <Gaby> Shush you.
17:59:55 <Gaby> Not that old.
18:01:53 <Akron> didnt women still walk around in petty coats and not wish to show their ankles
18:02:44 <Gaby> How old are you?
18:03:06 * Gaby thinks you might be confusing when she was 14 with when you were 14
18:05:26 <Akron> 27.
18:05:43 <Akron> So that would be a bit hard since we were 14 at the same time...
18:06:19 <Gaby> Ok so what were you doing when you were 14?
18:06:30 <Akron> umm
18:06:40 <Akron> probably watching porn and pulling my dick wayyyyyyyyyy to often
18:06:54 <Akron> which isnt too dis-similar to now... but now i have adsl and fast porn
18:07:05 <Akron> then i had pixel by pixel dialup picture porn
18:08:36 <heaven> tsk tsk tsk
18:08:36 <Gaby> So you did what I said 14 year old boys did.
18:08:40 <Gaby> Surprise!
18:08:52 <Akron> i did back then
18:08:58 <Akron> i said now, they dont
18:09:27 <heaven> good morning prisonites
18:10:22 <Akron> Good Morning Mrs Jans
18:10:26 <Akron> how was the date
18:10:31 <Akron> more importantly, how was the root
18:12:51 <shaft> How's the food poisoning?
18:14:45 <heaven> the date was great, the food poisoning afterwards wasn't that great
18:14:52 <Akron> hmm
18:14:59 <Akron> did he roofi you ?
18:15:08 <Akron> everyone loves a little date rape
18:15:24 <shaft> is that a naughty turkish word?
18:17:08 <Gaby> It isn't rape if they are old cold and can't say no.
18:17:53 <heaven> is that your m.o. Gaby?
18:18:07 <shaft> Gaby, you're just disturbing.
18:18:09 <Akron> certainly is mine
18:18:12 <Akron> oh
18:18:14 <Akron> no its not mine
18:18:23 <Akron> its disturbing...
18:19:18 <Gaby> I don't think it would work as an M.O. for me... being a girl and all.
18:19:58 <heaven> girls rape too
18:20:05 <Akron> yup
18:20:11 <shaft> indeed
18:20:26 <Gaby> Indeed they do, but raping a guy who is out cold might be hard.
18:20:40 <shaft> 'cept they call it 'seduction' and think that makes it ok
18:20:54 <shaft> oh good lord
18:21:08 * shaft ignores again
18:21:11 <heaven> its called necrophilia
18:21:14 <Akron> you could suck his cold shrivled willy
18:21:20 <Gaby> Ewww.
18:21:22 <Akron> which isnt much different to mine normally
18:21:27 <heaven> its okay, we accept you whatever your tastes are
18:21:44 <shaft> You might. I don't.
18:22:02 <shaft> Oh you mean Andy? Borderline case.
18:22:11 <Gaby> Oh dear god someone on IRC doesn't accept me.
18:22:20 * Gaby kills herself in shame
18:22:24 <Akron> excellent
18:22:30 <heaven> no I meant Gaby
18:22:30 <Akron> now that, that is over
18:22:36 <heaven> Andys perfect in every way
18:22:38 <shaft> 5 years ago .... oh nvm.
18:22:41 <heaven> thats how God created him
18:22:48 <heaven> we have no choice but accept him
18:22:49 <Akron> and adorable
18:22:49 <shaft> Useless to dwell on what was
18:23:08 <Akron> I have nfi what to cook for dinner
18:23:10 <shaft> mwahahahahaha
18:23:12 <Akron> im thinking dim sims
18:23:18 <heaven> yum
18:23:28 <shaft> Yes, you're right. You're lways right. :D
18:23:43 * heaven nods
18:24:06 <heaven> basic rule that one needs to establish early on in the friendship
18:24:09 * heaven pats shaft
18:24:25 <WebbY> hello there
18:24:40 <shaft> I call it Rule One, in fact
18:25:01 <heaven> its the basis for all the other rules
18:25:06 <heaven> hello nicalicious
18:25:12 <shaft> pretty much
18:26:03 <Akron> nicsalot
18:26:28 <heaven> sir nicsalot
18:26:28 <WebbY> :D
18:26:34 <WebbY> hello sexy people
18:27:17 <heaven> we salute you too
18:52:30 <GrEmLiNz> @^@
18:53:44 <shaft> ( * )( * )
18:54:25 <shaft> ~@^@~
19:14:17 Quit: shaft ([email protected]) Quit: Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
19:14:51 Join: shaft ([email protected]) to #prison
21:58:34 Nick: allan is now known as skittles
21:59:06 <skittles> man, im on a wirless cause im in my new house and the adsl goes on a a few days
21:59:17 <skittles> and this thing is connecting better than my old place
21:59:25 <skittles> wire*
21:59:49 <skittles> 800m for the exchange
21:59:52 * skittles dances
22:18:15 Nick: Gaby is now known as PandorasBox
22:27:33 Nick: skittles is now known as sfa
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