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07:03:55 Quit: Draghkar ([email protected]) EOF from client
09:04:56 Join: Draghkar ([email protected]) to #prison
10:36:30 Quit: heaven ([email protected]) Client exited
11:04:23 <Longie> :>
12:22:17 <WebbY> :)
12:26:31 <Longie> BISH
12:26:33 <Longie> FUCK
12:26:34 <Longie> THIS
12:26:35 <Longie> BLOKE
12:26:43 <Longie> spent like 45 mins onthe phone yesterday
12:26:44 <Longie> and today
12:26:53 <Longie> telling him how to copy and paste TWO THINGS to his SD card
12:26:57 <Longie> then it was fucking up
12:27:02 <Longie> so I wanted him to copy oen folder, just one
12:27:06 <Longie> to his OTHER sd card
12:27:12 <Longie> after 15 minutes of fucking around with that
12:27:22 <Longie> it turns out he was copying it to the wrong card
12:27:24 <Longie> when he only has two
12:27:31 <Longie> like FUCK
12:27:40 <Longie> I told him to come in and I'll get it working
12:27:43 <Longie> anything to make him stop calling
12:27:45 <Longie> I blame you
12:28:11 <Rak> your pain makes me want to fap
12:28:42 <Longie> as long as you get it in this blokes eyes I'm all for it
12:29:22 <Longie> kljb;g'b]
12:29:26 <Longie> now he scalled up again
12:29:26 <Longie> WTF
12:29:30 <Longie> I TOLD HIM TO COME IN LIK EAN HOUR AGO
12:29:58 <Longie> man I hate people
12:30:00 <Longie> I want a job
12:30:03 <Longie> where I'm out the back
12:30:04 <Longie> doing my shit
12:30:07 <Longie> and not dealing with ANYONE
12:30:13 <Longie> retail sucks balls
12:30:16 <Longie> and not in the good way
12:30:22 <Rak> so you want to be a hooker?
12:30:29 <Longie> sure
12:30:33 <Longie> as long as I don't have to deal with them
12:30:41 <Longie> solo hookers won't make much money though
12:30:43 <Rak> that's what pimps are for
12:30:53 <Rak> they deal with the ppl
12:31:06 <Longie> yeah but I have to deal with the customers when they're fucking me
12:31:11 <Rak> you just go "out back" and do your shit
12:31:13 <Longie> and if I get some massive hoochie momma
12:31:25 <Longie> I'll have to deal with her complaining that the sex is taking up time where she could be eating
12:31:36 <Longie> when it's her own fault for ordering sex
12:31:42 <Longie> itll happen, trust me
12:32:02 <Longie> if dealing with customers has taught me one thing, its they will always have something to complain about, especially when it's their own fault
12:33:21 <Rak> sounds to me like you need to take recreational drugs
12:33:29 <Longie> haha nah
12:33:36 <Longie> I can imagine me stoned
12:33:54 <Longie> someone calls up 'er... hu hu hu huhhh... you're spastic, but its funny as shit mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn;
12:34:08 <Rak> i meant outside of your work life
12:34:19 <Longie> or speed, I'll be like hurry the fuck up, have you done it... wait, copy this, paste, ok now do this and this and this. ok finished yet? fuck sake
12:34:23 <Longie> so I don't think it'll work :P
12:34:27 <Longie> haha
13:04:51 <Longie> my sisters a smart cookie!
13:04:52 <Longie> Tiffany Danielle
13:04:52 <Daniel> fucken sum1 look @ it and make a nice fucking comment
13:04:52 <Longie> no worries I spose you want my adressn shit huh co ur picky like that
13:04:53 <Longie> Daniel Wallace
13:04:53 <Longie> Nah, I'll figure it out. See how good my sleuthing skills are
13:04:53 <Longie> Tiffany Danielle
13:04:53 <Longie> fuk u who dd u get it off ????
13:04:53 <Longie> You sms'd it to me you spastic
13:04:53 <Daniel> make me your bitch
13:04:53 <Daniel> yeah fuck no
13:04:53 <Daniel> didn't I give you the penis chart PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
13:56:56 <Rak> hehehehe awesome
14:36:45 <mikey> :)
15:35:28 <Akron> Longie
15:35:32 <Akron> you have issues
15:36:24 <mikey> hello Andys.
15:36:53 <Akron> mikey mike
15:36:58 <mikey> :)
15:37:00 <Akron> hows ya day
15:37:09 <mikey> boring... but short
15:37:19 <mikey> was at training, but finished early
15:38:20 <Akron> what did you train
15:38:25 <Akron> training is good !
15:39:07 <mikey> it was only refresher training
15:39:16 <mikey> Rehabilitation and Return to Work Coordinator
16:00:04 <WebbY> hey fuckers
16:00:15 <mikey> hi slutface
16:00:26 <WebbY> hows it going?
16:00:34 <mikey> good thanks <3
16:00:36 <mikey> you?
16:00:40 <WebbY> yeah good too thanks
16:00:42 <WebbY> glad its friday
16:00:43 <WebbY> :D
16:00:55 <mikey> same
16:01:08 <mikey> 5 more days off work
16:01:10 <mikey> then 4 weeks off
16:01:14 <mikey> 5 DAYS
16:01:17 <WebbY> haha
16:01:21 <WebbY> little bit excited ey
16:01:21 <WebbY> :P
16:01:34 <mikey> then 17 days in Thailand
16:01:42 <mikey> ^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%
16:01:49 <mikey> not at all.
16:01:56 <WebbY> yeah could be more excited imo
16:02:01 <mikey> ^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%$#%^&^%#^*%&%^$$#%@$##$@@@@@^Y^#%^&*^%$#$^&%$#%^&%
16:02:02 <mikey> ?
16:02:06 <WebbY> more
16:02:09 <mikey> no :<
16:02:13 <WebbY> lol
16:02:15 <mikey> it's on the inside
16:02:16 <mikey> :P
16:02:17 <WebbY> haha
16:02:19 <WebbY> alright
16:02:25 <WebbY> i understand
16:02:33 <mikey> and these trucks driving passed my house, which are making my bed wobble are NOT helping
16:05:20 <WebbY> lol
16:05:21 <WebbY> yeah i bet
16:05:26 <WebbY> tell em to fuck off
16:06:09 <mikey> i tried
16:06:18 <mikey> but by the time i put clothes on
16:06:23 <mikey> get downstairs
16:06:27 <mikey> out onto the street
16:06:29 <mikey> they are gone
16:06:30 <mikey> :(
16:06:40 <mikey> so i tried this, without putting on clothes
16:06:41 <mikey> still gone
16:07:00 <WebbY> haha
16:07:02 <WebbY> nice one
16:07:03 <WebbY> good try tho
16:07:43 <mikey> :P
16:16:54 <Akron> hmm
16:17:45 <Akron> what should i cook for dinner niggers
16:21:45 <Akron> my cock is all wet
16:22:55 <mikey> IM BACK
16:23:50 <Akron> hi
16:24:45 <mikey> HI
16:24:48 <mikey> umm
16:24:52 <mikey> depends
16:24:55 <mikey> what have you got to cook
16:25:00 <mikey> what did you have last night?
16:25:04 <mikey> you cant have the same
16:25:07 <mikey> (even though i am
16:25:08 <mikey> )
16:26:28 <Akron> umm
16:26:37 <Akron> i cooked a hot pot thingy
16:26:39 <Akron> beef
16:26:58 <mikey> yum
16:27:10 <mikey> what had you named the cow?
16:27:17 <Akron> which one
16:27:20 <Akron> we have 10 cows
16:27:23 <Akron> 3 with names
16:27:31 <Akron> huey, duey and lewy
16:27:36 <mikey> do you kill the cows with names?
16:27:43 <Akron> these 3 we will
16:27:50 <mikey> :O
16:28:00 <Akron> om nomnom
16:32:07 <Akron> why couldnt the tornado happen at my house
16:33:44 <mikey> the Lennox Head tornado?
16:34:03 Part: mikey ([email protected]) from #prison
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16:34:22 <mikey> FUCKING LAPTOP I HATE YOU
16:34:23 <Akron> yes
16:34:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o mikey
16:34:32 <Akron> was there another tornado ?
16:34:43 <mikey> 18 months ago i lived in Ballina
16:34:49 <mikey> 15 mins from Lennox
16:35:37 <Akron> i want my house destroyed by a tornado
16:35:42 <Akron> $300k coming mah way
17:21:11 Join: Idil ([email protected]) to #prison
17:21:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa Idil Idil
17:21:58 <Akron> idle!
17:38:08 <mikey> ideal. sweetheart.
17:38:10 <mikey> <3
18:15:59 <Idil> hello cupcakes!
18:16:01 <Idil> <<3
18:16:12 <mikey> :)
18:18:42 <Akron> !
18:19:45 <Idil> they're banning google in turkey
18:19:46 <Idil> :D
18:20:02 <WebbY> lol wtf...
18:20:07 <WebbY> ur country is retarded
18:21:04 <Idil> how dare you insult my country
18:21:10 <Idil> when clearly your country is the retarded one
18:21:15 * mikey cuddles your cuntry
18:21:34 * Idil makes sure her cuntry cuddles mikey back
18:22:05 * mikey giggles
18:22:24 <Akron> how will you do anything without google
18:22:41 <Akron> life will stop !
18:23:53 <mikey> she can use my doodle
18:23:56 <mikey> i mean google.
18:24:01 <WebbY> "hey guys lets ban a search engine because its evil"
18:24:30 <Akron> maybe it showed a cartoon picture of allah
18:24:33 <Akron> so it needs to be banned
18:24:40 <Idil> well Im sure that the reason isn't "its evil"
18:24:50 <Idil> we dont ban for pictures of allah
18:24:54 <Idil> thats the arab countries
18:25:40 <Akron> sure sure
18:25:42 <Akron> you love allah
18:25:47 <Akron> and mohammed
18:25:53 <Akron> and issac
18:26:01 <Akron> and david
18:26:22 <Idil> personally I'm not that hot about them
18:26:28 <Idil> but if u are I can arrange a jihad for u
18:26:37 <Idil> especially tailored to your needs
18:26:39 <Akron> sweet
18:26:44 * mikey thrusts mohammad ali
18:27:19 <Akron> hmm
18:27:21 <Akron> idle
18:27:24 <Akron> cook me dinner
18:27:28 <WebbY> me too
18:27:32 <Akron> him too
18:27:38 <Idil> okay
18:27:42 <Idil> what would u guys like
18:27:43 <Idil> to have
18:27:50 <Akron> something turkish
18:27:51 <Akron> like a kebab
18:27:53 <Akron> or something
18:28:00 <Akron> thats all you eat isnt it?
18:28:02 <Akron> kebabs and pide
18:28:10 <Akron> and bachlava
18:28:15 <Akron> and rice pudding
18:28:17 <Akron> the end
18:28:35 <Idil> mm rice pudding
18:28:45 <Idil> I'm on a diet actually so I don't eat any of those things
18:28:48 <Idil> but other than that
18:28:49 <Idil> sure
18:28:54 <Idil> we eat them often
18:28:57 <Idil> but not in summer
18:28:57 <Akron> what else is there
18:28:58 <Idil> too heavy
18:29:04 <Akron> no kebabs in summer?
18:29:07 <Akron> kebabs are a summer food
18:29:08 <WebbY> i had a pide today
18:29:09 <WebbY> it was nice
18:29:21 <Idil> kebabs are too heavy for summer
18:29:33 <WebbY> ill give u a kebab
18:29:37 <Idil> no thanks
18:29:38 <Akron> please
18:29:41 <Akron> mixed
18:29:50 <Akron> lettuce, cheese, homus, tab, bbq sauce
18:29:56 <Akron> thanks.
18:30:05 <WebbY> tomato?
18:30:09 <Akron> no thanks
18:30:14 <WebbY> some of my special sauce?
18:30:17 <Akron> please
18:30:25 <Idil> gross
18:30:28 * WebbY takes a dump in it
18:30:38 <Idil> its much better when mikey does the sex jokes
18:30:41 <Idil> u two suck at them
18:30:53 <WebbY> i still laugh
18:31:04 <Akron> how about you stfu idle and get your arse back to the kitchen !
18:31:17 <Idil> nope
18:31:33 <Akron> ok
18:32:02 <WebbY> i like lesbians
18:32:05 <Idil> I'm happy we settled that then akky
18:32:13 <Akron> I lick lesbians
18:32:19 <WebbY> u iwhs
18:32:21 <WebbY> wish*
18:32:23 <Akron> i do
18:32:40 <mikey> what is the word
18:32:41 <mikey> when
18:32:42 * Idil gets her lesbian friends out of the room
18:32:46 <mikey> you think someone is doing something
18:32:48 <WebbY> bird is the word
18:32:49 * Idil shoves mikey and TheWJM out the door
18:32:50 <mikey> but you cant prove it
18:32:55 <Idil> bibibibird bird bird
18:32:55 <mikey> mind blank
18:32:56 <mikey> :(
18:32:58 <Idil> the bird is the word
18:32:58 <WebbY> bird is the word
18:33:00 <Akron> suspect ?
18:33:00 <Idil> OH
18:33:02 <Idil> OH
18:33:04 <Idil> TETRINET!
18:33:05 <mikey> FUCK THE BIRDS
18:33:07 <Idil> OH
18:33:12 <mikey> yes suspected
18:33:13 <mikey> tks
18:33:13 <mikey> :P
18:33:16 <Akron> nps
18:33:23 <Akron> bird bird bird the bird is the word
18:33:29 <Idil> lets play tetwinet
18:33:31 <Idil> mkthx
18:33:37 <WebbY> fuck tetrinet
18:33:46 <Idil> coz u lose all the time?
18:33:47 <Akron> im too hungry for tetrinet
18:33:55 <WebbY> hey i beat u
18:34:00 <Idil> fine losers
18:34:04 <Akron> whip your arse
18:34:12 <WebbY> andy and i will tag team u
18:34:18 <Idil> eat poo
18:34:22 <WebbY> only urs
18:34:30 <Akron> spit roast
18:34:44 <WebbY> helicopter
18:34:59 <Akron> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
18:35:24 <Idil> thats just gross
18:35:28 <Idil> honestly
18:35:29 <Akron> hahah
18:35:49 <Akron> im going to go cook myself dinner
18:35:52 <Akron> i have sausages
18:36:00 <Akron> and thats about it
18:36:02 <Akron> bread
18:36:08 <WebbY> excellent
18:36:08 <Akron> rice and pasta
18:36:09 <Idil> our president
18:36:11 <Akron> mmmmmmm carbs
18:36:11 <Idil> is on twitter
18:36:11 <WebbY> enjoy
18:36:14 <Idil> how funny is that
18:36:19 <WebbY> ur president is a retard
18:36:25 <Idil> shut it child
18:36:34 <Idil> akky u cant have pasta and rice at the same time
18:36:41 <Idil> pick one
18:36:41 <WebbY> he needs to learn how to run a country properly
18:36:43 <Idil> and dont eat the bread
18:36:44 <Akron> and bread
18:36:48 <Idil> no
18:36:49 <Akron> all is one bowl
18:36:50 <Idil> no bread
18:36:51 <Akron> with sausage
18:36:58 <Akron> and bbq sauce
18:36:59 <WebbY> sounds nice
18:37:04 <Akron> i call it carblicious
18:37:09 <WebbY> good name
18:37:12 <Idil> id call it a heartattack
18:37:24 <WebbY> sif carbs give u a heartattack
18:37:40 <Idil> that heavy a meal could
18:38:16 <WebbY> unlikely
18:38:21 <Akron> dont argue
18:38:27 <Idil> why the fuck is he arguing with me
18:38:38 <Akron> i dont know
18:38:40 <WebbY> who?
18:38:42 <Akron> he is silly
18:38:43 <Akron> YOU
18:39:01 <WebbY> iam not allowed an opinion?
18:39:08 <Idil> obviously not
18:39:14 <Idil> you're just here to look pretty
18:39:21 <WebbY> what happend to freedom of speech?
18:39:31 <WebbY> bloody turkey people always killing other peoples rights
18:39:40 <Idil> this is a totalitarian regime, no one said it was a democracy
18:39:48 <Akron> turkey people
18:39:53 <Idil> turkey people
18:39:53 <Akron> people made of tukey?
18:39:56 <WebbY> yup
18:39:56 <Akron> omg om nom nom
18:40:03 <WebbY> they taste good
18:40:11 <Akron> cranberry sauce
18:40:14 <Akron> or some gravy
18:40:24 <WebbY> bit of both
18:40:33 <Idil> dont listen to him akky
18:40:44 <Idil> go with the cranberry, but just a little
18:41:01 <WebbY> she is trying to brainwash u dont listen
18:41:05 <WebbY> its the turkey in her
18:41:27 <Idil> I dont have the habit of shoving turkeys in me
18:42:20 <Idil> Turkey's deputy PM says economic, military cooperation with Israel will be reduced following deadly raid on Gaza-bound aid flotilla - AP
18:42:20 <WebbY> yuck
18:42:56 <Idil> hrm
18:42:57 <WebbY> why doesnt Turkey just go invade some more country's
18:42:58 <Idil> wrong channel
18:43:00 <WebbY> it does that best
18:43:11 <Akron> or we could try and invade turkey
18:43:18 <Idil> and die in the process
18:43:22 <Akron> we both did so well at that lasttime
18:43:54 <WebbY> i would enslave the entire country's population
18:44:09 <Akron> are they black
18:44:10 <Akron> ?
18:44:14 <WebbY> close enuff
18:44:20 <Akron> only black people should be slaves
18:44:39 <WebbY> they are halfway there
18:44:48 <WebbY> does that count?
18:44:52 <Akron> not sure
18:44:56 <Akron> idil, what do you think ?
18:45:03 <Idil> I'm so close to feeling insulted, that's what I think
18:45:05 <Idil> :)
18:45:09 <Akron> aww
18:45:16 <Akron> but he doesnt mean it
18:45:20 <Akron> hes just a australian
18:45:26 <Akron> makes him automatically racist
18:45:31 <WebbY> exactly
18:45:33 <WebbY> its in my blood
18:45:40 <WebbY> WHITE POWER
18:46:51 <Idil> the only thing thats in your blood is a how to guide on how to be a good criminal
18:47:39 <Akron> and how to steal a country and kill 90% of its occupants
18:48:42 <WebbY> sounds good to me
18:49:16 <Idil> says ur not online
18:49:18 <Idil> oh
18:49:18 <Idil> oops
18:49:30 <WebbY> really
18:49:32 <WebbY> ?
18:49:42 <Idil> Im not talking to you
18:49:54 <WebbY> why?
19:34:12 <Akron> idil cant say louvre
19:44:49 <Akron> WebbY
19:44:51 <Akron> idil hates you
19:45:01 <Idil> lol
19:45:04 <Idil> idiot
19:45:10 <Akron> what
19:45:12 <Idil> :D
19:45:13 <Idil> what
19:45:15 <Idil> what
19:45:15 <Akron> its true
19:45:18 <Idil> eat your tree
20:02:48 <Akron> Idil, WebbY hates you
20:03:06 <Idil> webby who
20:03:34 <Akron> omg
20:03:38 <Akron> what a cuntrash
20:11:33 <mikey> that is so hot.
20:15:30 <Akron> cuntrash?
20:15:32 <Akron> never had it
20:24:13 <mikey> it's hot
20:26:13 <WebbY> you hate me? really idil?
20:26:15 <WebbY> :(
20:26:38 <Akron> nods
20:26:40 <Akron> she told me
20:27:07 <Akron> sorry mate
20:27:15 <Akron> i still love you
21:10:10 <Idil> IM BACK
21:11:34 <mikey> IM FRONT
21:11:55 <Idil> rawr
21:21:26 <Akron> i have some front and some back
21:22:51 <Idil> only some?
21:26:15 <Idil> bbs
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