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11:41:38 <WebbY> :)
11:41:41 * WebbY waves to all
11:46:16 <Longie> what a bish
12:05:49 <shaft> I heard you're a bish Longie
12:09:41 <Longie> stop listening to the bish
12:10:50 <shaft> but you're the bish .. aren't you?
12:25:14 <Longie> nope
12:25:15 <Longie> nic is
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17:18:46 <WebbY> dan is the bish
17:19:02 <Gaby> So are you.
17:19:03 <Gaby> :p.
17:22:35 <WebbY> no way
17:22:36 <WebbY> how rude!
17:23:24 <Gaby> :o
17:23:29 <Gaby> Are too!
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17:49:16 <Akron> kids
17:59:47 <WebbY> small penis man
18:04:57 <Akron> seemed to satisfy you alright
18:06:50 <Gaby> People on irc either tell people they have giant penis' or get told by people they have small penis'....
18:07:01 * Gaby wonders if anyone has a normal sized penis
18:07:10 <Akron> depends on what normal is
18:07:39 <Gaby> 6 inches apparently.
18:12:56 <Akron> hmm
18:13:01 <Akron> well then im not normal
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18:57:41 <WebbY> no ur extremely small
18:57:53 <Akron> 1cm aint that bad
18:58:03 <WebbY> u mean 1mm
18:58:37 <Akron> i think thats impossible
18:59:06 <WebbY> ur a freak of nature
18:59:12 <WebbY> impossible is nothing for u
19:01:13 <Akron> :(
19:06:33 <Gaby> 1mm? I don't think you would consider thaat a penis.
19:08:10 <heaven> hello boys
19:19:25 <shaft> sup girl?
19:21:08 <mikey> :)
19:24:05 <heaven> mik-eh!
19:24:11 * heaven says it with a true blood accent
19:24:17 <heaven> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7OT7BmM8&feature=popular
19:32:07 * damian vomits on idils accent
19:32:10 <damian> i hate southern accent
19:33:45 <damian> i'd probably really like true blood if it weren't for that
19:35:05 <damian> rofl @ url
19:35:14 <Akron> idle
19:35:16 <Gaby> Tried watching with captions?
19:35:20 <Akron> i been in my studio nigga
19:35:31 <Akron> where you been negro
19:35:55 <damian> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksMxYnEEeGA&feature=channel
19:35:56 <damian> bahahah
19:36:18 <damian> it has vuvuzela
19:37:17 <damian> oh, they all do now?
19:39:29 <heaven> take ur vomit elsewhere
19:39:33 * heaven hugs Akron
19:39:41 <damian> you caused it
19:39:52 <heaven> no, your repulsive manners caused it
19:40:30 <damian> manners can't stop bodily functions to a 100%
19:41:18 <damian> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iH8fb-aLrA
19:41:20 <heaven> stopping bodily functions would mean u cant throw up
19:41:31 <heaven> it wouldnt actually make u throw up because ur..stopping them
19:41:34 * heaven pats damian
19:42:15 <damian> that's what i said..
19:42:33 <damian> manners can stop it a fair bit .. but not 100%
19:42:41 <damian> it's like when you need to fart, it's a bodily function, but you can stop it
19:42:43 <damian> 99% of the time
19:42:43 <heaven> ah I getcha
19:42:43 <damian> lol
19:42:53 <heaven> so its that 1%
19:42:56 <damian> if you bend down too quick, whoops!
19:43:04 <damian> or flex too many muscles!
19:43:05 <damian> hahah
19:43:06 <heaven> that coaxed u into throwing up exorcist stlyez
19:43:17 <heaven> did ur head spin too?
19:43:20 <damian> yep
19:43:24 <heaven> i think southern accents are sexy
19:52:05 <damian> a lot of people do
19:52:10 <damian> i just see it as redneck accent
19:54:58 Nick: heaven is now known as norkA
20:01:13 Nick: norkA is now known as hvn
20:50:14 <WebbY> hello all!
20:50:15 <WebbY> :D
20:52:28 <Gaby> Hello Mister WebbY.
20:52:57 <damian> WEEBBBBYYYYY7!!!!
20:53:02 * damian jumps around
21:05:55 <WebbY> lol
21:05:58 <WebbY> sup NIGGAS
21:06:09 <WebbY> i been in my studio studio!
21:08:06 <shaft> doing what what?
21:08:14 <shaft> I have nfi what you do nic
21:09:24 <WebbY> lol
21:09:29 <WebbY> [19:23:34] <@heaven> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7OT7BmM8&feature=popular
21:09:33 <WebbY> i was refering to that
21:09:51 <shaft> will it make me puke?
21:10:44 <shaft> good lord :/
21:12:24 <shaft> there should be a show called 'americas got no talent'
21:13:11 <GrEmLiNz> jesus.. fe fi fo fum what beanstalk you fall from
21:13:37 <shaft> I don't usua;;y watch that shit, man
21:13:57 * GrEmLiNz ears bleed
21:13:58 <shaft> why would any intelligent person watch it?
21:14:41 <GrEmLiNz> i was just about to go hibernate. now i gotta watch something else or ill have nightmares
21:14:57 <shaft> now this is music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rLlVWrvO-Q&feature=related
21:15:42 <shaft> GrEmLiNz have a half of vodka, that might help
21:15:57 <shaft> ... might not :/
21:16:05 <GrEmLiNz> think im gonna need 2 or 3 valium
21:16:23 <shaft> yeah, *with* the vodka
21:16:38 <GrEmLiNz> good thinking 99
21:16:56 <GrEmLiNz> ok im out, night earthlings
21:20:11 <Akron> hmm
21:23:44 <Akron> The world better prepare for when im a billionaireeeeeeeeeeeee oh oh oh oh
21:24:38 <shaft> It'd better prepare for when I'm World Dictator. World dictator > billionaire.
21:24:56 <Akron> cept i could buy and sell your dictating arse
21:25:08 <Akron> and then pay someone to make you disapear
21:25:11 <shaft> I could execute you first.
21:25:36 <Akron> cept ill pay off the executioner
21:25:46 <Akron> money is a powerful drug my friend
21:25:54 <shaft> I'd threaten to execute his family.
21:26:08 <shaft> So is power, my friend. :>
21:26:12 <Gaby> Well which ever one of you acheives your goal first can buy me a pony and I will kill the other one.
21:26:46 <shaft> There will be no ponies in my ideal world. You're SOL.
21:27:30 <Gaby> :o
21:28:31 <Gaby> Yoou will have little girls from all over the world coming to kill you then.
21:29:25 <shaft> I shall have to kill them all, I'm afraid.
21:29:53 <Akron> the ponies or the girls
21:30:06 <shaft> Both.
21:30:14 <shaft> I hate 'em both.
21:30:15 <Akron> excellent
21:31:31 <Gaby> Then you will have the fathers of all those little girls coming after you.
21:31:43 <Gaby> Cause every little girl is Daddys little princess.
21:31:58 * shaft ignores
21:33:04 <Akron> even the ones whos fathers touch them sexually ?
21:33:26 <shaft> ROFL
21:33:39 * shaft ^5 Andy
21:34:02 <mikey> :)
21:34:12 <Akron> like mikey touches me ?
21:34:27 <mikey> yea.
21:34:28 <shaft> but you enjoy that
21:34:29 <mikey> like that?
21:34:42 <mikey> ofcourse he does
21:34:44 <mikey> :)
21:35:09 <Akron> bet i do too !
21:35:56 <Akron> I am currently beached and i cant chew!
21:36:40 <mikey> :o
21:43:54 <Gaby> Akron: Yes, even the ones whos father touch them sexually... who will they touch without little girls in the world?
21:44:36 <Akron> themself?
21:44:40 <Akron> my wife is up the duff
21:44:45 <Akron> i have to touch myself
21:44:49 <Akron> why cant they ?
21:46:14 <Gaby> Yeah but your wife got up the duff by you touching her.
21:46:22 <Gaby> You will be able to touch her again.
21:46:39 <Gaby> If all the little girls are dead the Dads will get sick of touching themsleves.
21:46:50 <Akron> touch each other?
21:47:15 <Gaby> So then once the bad dicator is dead people can get more women up the duff and they can make more little girls to touch sexually.
21:47:28 <Akron> you have issues.
21:48:12 <Gaby> Indeed, I over think stupid things way too much.
21:49:12 <Akron> true
21:49:18 <shaft> Noticed.
21:49:39 <mikey> *sigh*
21:49:43 <mikey> can tomorrow come any slower
21:49:54 <mikey> definitely having an early night
21:50:17 <shaft> Anyway, who says I'd be a *bad* dictator?
21:51:42 <shaft> Dictators were originally men co-opted by the Roman Senate and given unlimited power for a limited time todeal with an emergency. They were often very good.
21:53:09 <Akron> mikey, why are you on IRC in Thailand ?
21:53:18 <Akron> shouldnt you be chasing lady boys ?
21:53:32 <Gaby> Mikey: More dental work tomorrow?
21:54:30 <mikey> im relaxing in my hotel room before an early night
21:54:38 <mikey> no Gaby.. flying to Phuket tomorrow
21:54:48 <mikey> and andy... im gay
21:54:52 <mikey> which means i like boys
21:54:54 <mikey> not girls
21:54:55 <mikey> :)
21:55:05 <Akron> lady boys are boys
21:55:13 <mikey> thhey look like ladies.
21:55:16 <Akron> who dress like ladies
21:55:19 <Akron> true dat !
21:55:20 <mikey> i dont like ladies.
21:55:23 <mikey> i like boys.
21:55:26 <mikey> like you.
21:55:28 <mikey> *touch*
21:55:31 <Akron> *cum*
21:55:35 <mikey> *moan*
21:55:38 <Akron> dont do that
21:55:42 <Akron> didnt you see what i said before
21:55:49 <Akron> [21:44] <Akron> my wife is up the duff
21:55:49 <Akron> [21:44] <Akron> i have to touch myself
21:55:52 <Akron> no sex for me
21:55:53 <mikey> that was the quickest quickie i have had in a while
21:55:54 <Akron> 9 months
21:56:04 <Akron> just masturwanking
21:56:07 <mikey> you can have sex for atleast the next 3 months
21:56:12 <mikey> :P
21:56:28 <Akron> nope!
21:56:29 <mikey> if not, we can cyber.
21:56:32 <Akron> not interested
22:01:00 <Akron> how boring is tv
22:01:20 <mikey> pretty boring
22:01:25 <mikey> especially here
22:01:32 <Akron> you dont speak thai ?
22:01:33 <Gaby> About as boring as being sick for 3 days and being stuck in bed.
22:01:46 <Akron> dare you to go outside and yell something bad about the Thai royal family
22:01:50 <Akron> see how bored you are then
22:01:51 <mikey> haha
22:01:59 <mikey> id be very bored
22:02:04 <mikey> inside a jail cell
22:02:10 <mikey> the king is sick atm
22:02:14 <mikey> living in a hospital
22:02:25 <mikey> sif not look after him in the palace
22:02:41 <Akron> maybe he owns the hospital
22:02:44 <Akron> he is the king
22:02:56 <Gaby> Lets just hope he lives long enough for you to leave the country.
22:03:18 * mikey shrugs
22:03:21 <Gaby> If he dies the people are likely to get pissy.
22:03:21 <mikey> i wouldn't mind
22:03:25 <mikey> i like it here :P
22:04:22 <Gaby> Nice place to holiday, rather not live there though.
22:04:29 <shaft> interesting ... I've found the demo of ziggy stardust, chords are slightly different
22:04:34 <mikey> i agree.'
22:05:01 <Akron> i like thai food
22:05:14 <mikey> me too!
22:05:28 <Akron> and thai women arnt bad
22:05:32 <Akron> like vietnamese women
22:05:49 <Akron> i had a massage in vietnam and the woman tried to touch my willy
22:05:52 <Gaby> Too spicy.
22:06:01 <shaft> good lord no!
22:06:02 <Gaby> Only tried?
22:06:09 <Akron> she said "what you do for job?" i said "firefighter" she said "ooh sexy aussie rich fireman"
22:06:14 <Akron> and tried to touch mah willy!
22:06:17 <shaft> hahahha
22:07:03 <Gaby> You could tell them you get the dole and they would think you are rich.
22:07:33 <Akron> she was about 19 and hot
22:07:40 <Akron> if i wasnt married, i would have bought her
22:07:45 <Akron> probably pretty cheap
22:07:49 <Akron> asians are always cheap
22:08:03 <shaft> 'cept in sg apparantly
22:08:13 <shaft> I have a whoremonger mate lives there
22:09:05 <Akron> ex british colony
22:09:09 <Akron> all snobby
22:09:14 <Gaby> Yeah there are lots of singaporians with money.
22:09:31 <Gaby> And they have "servants" from other countries.
22:09:50 <Akron> hmm
22:09:56 <Akron> i want a servant
22:10:01 <Akron> i should go to africa and buy one
22:10:15 <Gaby> Akron: Go closer to home.
22:10:23 <Akron> abo?
22:10:30 <Akron> abos smell like glue
22:10:52 <Gaby> Malaysia...
22:11:05 <Akron> nar i want an african
22:11:06 <Akron> cheaper
22:11:12 <Akron> dont have to feed them much
22:11:14 <shaft> abos smell like glue?
22:11:19 <Akron> yes
22:11:22 <Akron> go smell an abo
22:11:27 <Akron> bet they smell like clag glue
22:11:30 <shaft> is that the ones who don't smell like port or petrol?
22:12:16 <Akron> yup those ones
22:12:26 * Gaby wouldn't know.
22:12:34 <Gaby> I never get close enough to smell them.
22:12:35 <Akron> sniff an abo
22:12:41 <Akron> where do you live
22:12:48 <Gaby> Melbourne.
22:12:52 <shaft> Gaby: smart move.
22:13:12 <Akron> oh Melbourne
22:13:16 <Gaby> Avoiding them here is easy.
22:13:18 <shaft> I don't need to sniff abos, I've lived with them
22:13:25 <Gaby> Was harder last week in Sydney.
22:13:27 <Akron> didnt we kill them all down there ?
22:13:31 <Akron> oh no, that was tasmania
22:13:36 <shaft> nah that's tasmania
22:13:52 <Gaby> I am sure we have some.... somewhere.
22:13:56 <Gaby> I just never see them.
22:14:04 <Akron> we have an abo missing round 'the top who killed his fam
22:14:07 * Gaby likes her sheltered world
22:14:07 <Akron> Malcolm
22:16:00 <Akron> dont know how anyone could live in melbourne or shitney
22:17:18 <shaft> I wish I didn't have to
22:18:24 <Akron> move
22:18:56 <Gaby> Akron: Where would you suggest?
22:19:56 <shaft> Can't. There's only mum and me here and she needs me, despite her being a stupid ungrateful cow.
22:21:48 <shaft> My sis and bro left town cos they had to get away from her. I'm the patsy.
22:24:50 <mikey> IMMA GOING SHOPPING
22:25:01 <Akron> Gaby, rural 'stralia
22:25:03 <mikey> getting clothes for mah birthday
22:25:04 <Akron> CYA MIKEY
22:25:05 <mikey> \m/
22:25:05 <shaft> FUCK OFF THEN
22:25:07 <Akron> buy me something nice
22:25:10 <Akron> like a lady boy
22:25:13 <Akron> and send it over
22:25:31 <mikey> ill buy you a crowbar to thump shaft over the head with
22:25:32 <mikey> :)
22:25:48 <Akron> cept hes in shitney town and i dont go there
22:25:56 <Gaby> Live in the middle of no where?
22:25:56 <Akron> cept im going there in 2 weeks for workies
22:25:59 <Gaby> And do what?
22:26:00 <Akron> well, homobush
22:26:03 <Gaby> I mean fuck all work.
22:26:07 <Gaby> Fuck all people.
22:26:10 <Akron> I dont live in the middle of no where
22:26:13 <Akron> what do you do for work ?
22:26:16 <Gaby> I owuld likely go homocidal and kill everyone.
22:26:25 <Gaby> Akron: health insurance.
22:27:08 <shaft> I might have my car back in 2 weeks
22:27:12 <Akron> how do you 'do' that ?
22:27:18 <Akron> where is your car
22:27:24 <shaft> in the shop
22:27:40 <shaft> I went hard into a 370Z in the rain the other week
22:27:50 <Gaby> I work in an office... mainly admin crap.
22:28:01 <Gaby> Nothing exciting but I can do my job in my sleep.
22:28:08 <Gaby> And get paid ok for it.
22:28:13 <Gaby> Can't ask for much else.
22:28:18 <Akron> in the shop, are you american or something
22:28:29 <Akron> we have admin jobs in the country too ya know
22:28:37 <shaft> foad you rural wanker
22:28:45 <Akron> we dont all just sit around chewing straw and milking cows
22:28:48 <shaft> :P
22:29:57 <Gaby> Everything is so far away though.
22:30:14 <Akron> depends what 'far away' is to you
22:30:14 <Gaby> I get cranky having to travel to the outer suburbs of cities to see people.
22:30:59 <Akron> in 1hr 10 minutes i can be in the centre of newcastle, forster or taree
22:31:01 <Gaby> My current house is the furtherest I have lived from a city. I am 13km from the CBD.
22:31:57 <Gaby> Akron: I spend $20 a fortnight on petrol.... you can't do that living in the country.
22:31:59 <Akron> 13km that takes 45minutes to drive ? :)
22:32:03 <Gaby> Unless you never leave home.
22:32:06 <Akron> i spend $0
22:32:20 <Gaby> Narh takes about 15-20 minutes.
22:32:38 <Gaby> You don't drive?
22:32:41 <Akron> i drive
22:32:50 <Akron> i drive 45km each way to workies
22:33:36 <Gaby> So no petrol?
22:34:12 <Akron> i fill up 3 times a week
22:34:32 <Akron> the lovely people of NSW pay for me to have a vehicle
22:34:39 <Gaby> I fill up once a fortnight.
22:34:47 <Akron> with fancy blue & red lights on the roof
22:35:50 <Gaby> Well yeah thats party of your job.
22:36:11 <Akron> :)
22:36:12 <Gaby> I think there is a travel allowance in my slaary I pay very little attention too it.
22:36:19 <Gaby> It most liekly covers my petrol.
22:45:34 <shaft> it'd only be for work purposes, not to and from
23:54:48 <praetorian> akron's red and blue lights are a warning for other people to run
23:54:49 <praetorian> :D
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