// #prison — 2010-05-21
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00:01:01 <praetorian> allan is just getting his bags searched for porn
00:01:05 <praetorian> and will be with you shortly
00:33:44 Topic Is: dan is a bish | [17:17:36] <@mikey> dan is my bish
00:33:44 Set By: (WebbY) on: Thu May 20 17:20:32 2010
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00:48:51 <allan> lol @ porn
00:48:57 <allan> my pc is clean
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00:53:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
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08:55:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
08:55:08 <heaven> HELLO
08:55:09 <heaven> :)
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11:58:44 <Akron> nods
11:58:57 <Longie> nodnod
14:07:58 <WebbY> nodnodnod
14:08:01 <WebbY> I WIN
14:09:21 <mikey> :)
14:20:59 <Longie> I LOSE :(
14:21:02 <Longie> fucking tpg cunts
14:21:47 <Longie> I've called them every hour because I keep getting different stories, now I got told that logistics and engineering are looking into this for me and will send hte same techie out
14:22:49 <Longie> I'm like 'well, how can he find hte box if he couldn't find it last time? I'm going to pay some contractor $200, he's going to install a new line and you can getfucked, you guys are hopless' and she goes 'rest assured that tpg will get this resolved for you sir' I said 'mate, if I don't get a call by the close of business today, I'm going to the ombudsman and taking it higher, its a fucking joke and you people are totally incompetant'
14:23:46 <mikey> do you really want to go with them still??
14:23:49 <Longie> I'm sick of being lied to and given the run around. if they were honest from the get go I wouldn't care
14:24:00 <Longie> well theyve already charged me $135
14:24:09 <Longie> I'm sure once it's up its fine
14:24:11 <mikey> get it refunded
14:24:14 <mikey> true
14:24:18 <Longie> if I can't get the money back I'll go with them
14:24:18 <mikey> but what a fuck around
14:24:24 <Longie> if they don't sort this crap out I'm going with someone else
14:24:32 <Longie> I will get myt money money back
14:24:36 <Longie> -money
14:24:41 <Longie> it's a joke
14:24:44 <Longie> why bother lying
14:24:47 <Longie> there's no point
14:25:01 <Longie> oh no one was home so I can't do this. yes he was, he gave you the phone and you spoke with me you idiot
14:25:15 <Longie> now its I can't find hte box. and I'm like yes you can because the socket in my house was unplugged!
14:25:22 <Longie> fuck me
14:26:50 <mikey> id tell them to stick it
14:27:05 <Longie> I'm going to wait until 5pm
14:27:08 <Longie> like I told her
14:27:12 <Longie> one chance, that's it
14:27:15 <mikey> when you call them, how long are you on hold for?
14:27:24 <Longie> the last two times, maybe 10 minutes
14:27:27 <Longie> before that, 10 seconds
14:27:30 <mikey> oh, thats pretty good
14:27:36 <mikey> everytime i call Netspace, i wait 30 minutes
14:27:37 <Longie> so obviously this time they call other people and try to get shit sorted
14:27:47 <mikey> lucky i dont have to call the often
16:26:30 <Akron> try to call exetel
16:26:36 <Akron> make sure you make your lunch first
18:32:30 <Akron> bitches
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19:18:35 <WebbY> sluts
19:18:47 <mikey> hi sexy <3
19:21:19 <Akron> oh oh oh oh oh my gosh
19:23:53 <Akron> quick someone tell me who Lish is
19:23:58 <Akron> she is asking if i remember her, do I ?
19:24:21 <damian> she's a fat mole
19:24:27 <damian> with a crew cut
19:24:28 <damian> :P
19:24:32 <damian> nah, she's ok
19:24:35 <damian> just fat with a crew cut
19:24:38 <Akron> "Sure I remember you, you're the fat mole with the crew cut"
19:24:42 <Akron> where does she live ?
19:24:59 <damian> sydney probably
19:25:05 <damian> i'd be more scared if she lived in melvbourne
19:25:18 <Akron> and finally does she have a real name
19:25:25 <Akron> or is it just fatcrewcutchick
19:25:56 <Akron> [19:25] <Lish> sorry didnt mean to stalk
19:25:56 <Akron> [19:25] <Lish> clicked something too many times
19:25:59 <Akron> she is stalking me
19:26:00 <damian> fatcrewcutchick
19:26:05 <Akron> HELP ME
19:26:12 <damian> it's not elisha, i know that
19:26:17 <damian> it's something uglier
19:26:21 <Akron> haha
19:26:23 <Akron> helpful
19:26:32 <Akron> i told her i dont know her
19:26:40 <WebbY> lol
19:26:43 <WebbY> nice one
19:26:48 <WebbY> so friendly u guys
19:26:49 <Akron> what was i meant to say
19:27:01 <Akron> [19:26] <Lish> andy right?
19:27:01 <Akron> [19:26] <Lish> Tism, right?
19:27:01 <Akron> [19:27] <Akron> yes
19:27:01 <Akron> omg
19:27:04 <Akron> she is stalking me
19:27:06 <WebbY> lol
19:27:07 <WebbY> totally
19:27:07 <damian> you just go, 'i knew loads of people, i was a mirc copper bitch. you expect me to remember all you sluts?'
19:27:13 <WebbY> haha
19:27:14 <WebbY> exactly
19:27:15 <WebbY> say that
19:27:21 <damian> just take the quote soff
19:28:06 <Akron> she knows a lot about me..
19:28:48 <WebbY> ex-lover?
19:29:30 <damian> i hope you didn't poke her andy
19:29:32 <damian> i really hope
19:29:34 <mikey> hello andys
19:29:43 <damian> ... and damian? :(
19:32:23 <mikey> hi :)
19:33:40 <Akron> she is in melbourne
19:33:47 <Akron> herro mikey mike :)
19:33:57 <Akron> apparently she was friends with a girl i did poke
19:34:26 <mikey> lol @ poke
19:34:37 <Akron> pork
19:34:38 <Akron> fuck
19:34:43 <Akron> screw
19:38:03 <damian> what are you talking about
19:38:06 <damian> she can't be in melbourne
19:38:08 <damian> i would have seen her
19:38:10 <Akron> she is
19:38:37 <damian> that's like saying the giant pineapple is in melbourne
19:38:41 <damian> you can't miss that thing dude
19:38:42 <damian> !
19:38:48 <damian> nah, all jokes. i'm just really bored
19:45:54 <Akron> im really hungry
19:45:59 <Akron> but my woman aint home
19:46:58 * mikey cooks for andys
19:47:06 <Akron> no no, ive cooked
19:47:09 <WebbY> what a lazy bitch
19:47:13 <Akron> im just waiting for her
19:47:16 <Akron> because im loving
19:47:22 <WebbY> so u can eat her muff
19:47:34 <Akron> nar, just had a serve of your mums muff
19:47:38 <Akron> dont need anymore today
19:47:40 <WebbY> how was it?
19:47:47 <Akron> om nom nom
19:47:53 <Akron> your dad was busy with David Campbell
19:47:56 <Akron> not sure what they were doing
19:53:23 <WebbY> whos that?
19:56:49 <mikey> what did you cook andy?
20:00:03 <Akron> who is david campbell?
20:00:08 <Akron> are you living under a rock ?
20:28:26 <heaven> I was asleep when u called andy
20:28:55 <Akron> i was calling to unsleep you
20:29:07 <heaven> thankfully my speakers were off
20:29:26 <Akron> darn
20:30:09 <heaven> i was up till 6
20:30:14 <heaven> god knows why
20:30:19 <heaven> i just woke up now
20:30:20 <praetorian> i do
20:30:37 <Akron> do you
20:30:41 <heaven> hello precious
20:31:22 <praetorian> hello :)
20:31:29 <praetorian> i saw russell peters last night
20:33:05 <Akron> who
20:34:39 <praetorian> you don't know russell peters?
20:37:02 <Akron> the black man ?
20:37:11 <praetorian> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qtrAMK7_Qk
20:38:17 <mikey> hai scotty
20:38:36 * mikey cuddles ideal <3
20:38:36 <praetorian> hi meekey
20:44:42 * heaven cuddles mikey
20:44:46 <heaven> russell peters is so funny
20:51:00 <Akron> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/1055212/mystery-monster-in-canada
20:51:04 <Akron> that thing is freaky
20:51:21 * TheWJM doesnt wanna look
21:03:46 <praetorian> heaven: totally
21:03:53 <praetorian> Akron: SOMEBODIES GOING TO GET HURT, REAL BAD
21:04:06 <praetorian> heaven: btw, when you come to Australia, make sure to leave your porn at home
21:04:07 <praetorian> k?
21:08:18 <mikey> scott has plenty to share around
21:08:23 <Akron> ?
21:08:29 <Akron> yes but its man on man
21:08:33 <Akron> idz like man on girl
21:08:49 <Akron> scott <3 david campbell
21:09:04 <praetorian> who?
21:09:20 <heaven> why
21:09:27 <heaven> do I have to leave it at home?
21:09:34 <heaven> do u provide homemade upon entrance
21:11:38 <praetorian> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/21/australia_customs_crazy/
21:31:18 <damian> old man
21:31:19 <damian> OLD
21:31:20 <damian> GET WITH THE TIMES
21:31:33 <heaven> stop yelling at him
21:31:36 * heaven slaps damian
21:31:36 <Akron> no
21:31:38 <Akron> yell more
21:31:40 <Akron> YELL MORE
21:31:45 <Akron> undertitty is on
21:31:47 <damian> I AM YELLING MORE!
21:31:49 <damian> mm, undertitty
21:31:53 <damian> that's the best kind
21:31:58 <damian> except for fullfrontaltitty
21:34:05 <WebbY> heeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooo everyone
21:34:17 <damian> sup
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23:33:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
23:33:37 * heaven drops the soap
23:34:53 <mikey> *insert*
23:35:10 <heaven> is that a mosquito buzzing around?
23:35:12 <heaven> :P
23:35:27 <mikey> spose
23:35:32 <heaven> how u feeling
23:45:19 <WebbY> lol
23:45:22 * WebbY inserts too
23:50:02 <WebbY> :D
23:57:10 <mikey> ideal, 80% better
23:57:12 <mikey> i think
23:57:15 <mikey> comes in waves
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