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00:59:06 Join: BOSS ([email protected]) to #prison
00:59:41 <BOSS> greetings earthlings
01:16:15 Topic Is: damian: You're not stealing my ass virginity. - *Sonia shares her anus
01:16:15 Set By: (heaven) on: Thu May 06 17:20:15 2010
02:20:08 Quit: BOSS ([email protected]) Quit:
11:43:44 Quit: Daniel ([email protected]) Quit: Shutdown
15:08:26 <WebbY> [15:03:59] <alch3my> ;)
15:08:27 <WebbY> [15:04:27] <alch3my> austnet.. We are coming.
15:08:29 <WebbY> wtf... ?
15:23:40 <Rak> sounds liek chatroulette
15:25:11 <Longie> $5 says his next line is 'it's not a threat'
15:25:21 <Longie> possibly followed by: ;p
15:25:30 <Longie> oh, I was wrong
15:25:32 <Longie> I owe you $5 nic
15:27:45 <WebbY> lol
15:53:23 Join: Draghkar ([email protected]) to #prison
15:56:12 * WebbY pats Draghkar
16:13:43 Quit: TheWJM ([email protected]) *.net *.split
16:13:43 Quit: Longie ([email protected]) *.net *.split
16:18:01 Quit: heaven ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:04:25 <WebbY> :(
17:04:28 <WebbY> come back!
18:03:58 <mikey> :O
18:21:33 <WebbY> mikey!
18:31:19 Nick: Ari is now known as GrEmLiNz
18:31:21 <mikey> hi Nic :>
18:36:59 Join: Akron ([email protected]) to #prison
18:37:25 <Akron> kids
18:37:44 <GrEmLiNz> Aussie Aussie Aussie
18:37:55 <Akron> yes I am
18:38:04 <mikey> Andyssss <3
18:38:07 <Akron> Aussie born, Aussie bred and when i die ill be aussie dead
18:38:09 <GrEmLiNz> fail!
18:38:12 <Akron> mikey mike :)
18:39:48 <Akron> what have we all been up to this fine day
18:40:43 <mikey> werk
18:41:09 <WebbY> work too
18:41:11 <WebbY> so much fun huh
18:41:29 <mikey> 3 days off nao \m/
18:41:41 <WebbY> Andy andy his our man! if he cant do it no one can!
18:41:47 * WebbY cheers
18:42:16 <Akron> haha evening Nic sir
18:42:23 <Akron> I gave up work at 1400hrs due to lack of interest
18:42:29 <WebbY> excellent
18:42:39 <Akron> diverted 000 to our neighbouring district and advised them i was going home
18:42:45 <WebbY> lol
18:42:47 <WebbY> nice one
18:43:06 <Akron> and then went and slaughted some nummy nummy lamb
18:43:37 <WebbY> iam having lambs fry for dinner tonight
18:44:14 <Akron> eww
18:44:27 <Akron> want some more? when we cut them up tomorrow i give that bit to the dogs
18:44:32 <WebbY> Amanda cooks it really nicely
18:44:41 <WebbY> with bacon, onion and gravy
18:44:47 <WebbY> such a cheap meal and its tasty
18:45:20 <Akron> I dont eat liver, kidney, brain or tounge
18:45:37 <WebbY> lambs fry is the only i eat
18:46:33 <Akron> my mother in law asks for all those bits when we cut one up
18:47:01 <WebbY> fantastic
18:47:06 <WebbY> is she a witch?
18:47:46 <Akron> she is as stupid as a post, is that similar ?
18:47:58 <WebbY> maybe
18:48:01 <WebbY> ill pass it
18:48:43 <Akron> got a stear to kill tomorrow as well.......... mmmmmmmmmm angus
18:49:07 <WebbY> send some my way
18:49:28 <Akron> steer* even
18:49:42 <Akron> 2 years old and 650kg of pure goodness
18:49:42 <mikey> haha
18:51:21 <WebbY> sounds good Andy
19:06:57 Nick: SoniaNotHere is now known as Sonia
19:29:03 <mikey> sonnyramaliciousnesspleasecuddlemikeybecauseheisreallycold:(
19:31:39 <Sonia> mikeyoverseastravellingbanditwhohasthesnifflessoimusthughimlotsness <3
19:32:29 <mikey> <3
19:32:31 <mikey> :DD
19:32:40 <mikey> 6 weeks today :))
19:32:47 <Sonia> haha excellent!
19:33:43 <mikey> imma so excited!
19:33:54 * mikey is going to look hotness wif his new teef
19:34:08 <Sonia> re0wWwwww
19:38:04 * WebbY strips
19:38:41 <Akron> eww
19:38:43 <Akron> put it back on
19:38:45 * Sonia touches WebbY
19:38:54 <WebbY> puck u andy
19:38:58 * WebbY lix Sonia
19:39:19 <Akron> no puck you vunt
19:39:23 * Sonia squirts
19:39:32 <WebbY> hot
19:39:37 Mode: (by WebbY) -V
19:39:50 <WebbY> must beat melbourne!
19:40:06 <Akron> not far off it now...
19:40:24 <Sonia> lol
19:40:58 <WebbY> i need to spam more
19:40:59 <WebbY> and then maybe
19:41:08 <Sonia> I'm 27 short of melbs total atm!
19:41:20 <WebbY> what are you?
19:41:24 <Akron> like that ?
19:41:29 <WebbY> rofl andy
19:41:32 <Akron> :P
19:41:39 <Sonia> 60 in there atm
19:41:52 <WebbY> is FB you?
19:42:17 <Sonia> yes!
19:42:25 <WebbY> excellent!
19:43:02 <Akron> my cockatiel whistles the theme to indiana jones
19:43:11 <Akron> my spamming didnt work :/
19:43:18 <WebbY> it failed
19:43:18 <WebbY> :(
19:46:00 <Akron> problem is 90% of the people are idling in there
19:46:12 <WebbY> yeah true
19:46:19 <Akron> how many channels does daniel own
19:46:26 <WebbY> 2?
19:46:30 <WebbY> he hax
19:46:32 <Akron> [19:46] -ChanOP- *** Registered channels for longie ***
19:46:32 <Akron> [19:46] -ChanOP- 1 #melbourne
19:46:32 <Akron> [19:46] -ChanOP- *** End of List ***
19:46:42 <Akron> [19:46] -ChanOP- *** Registered channels for daniel ***
19:46:42 <Akron> [19:46] -ChanOP- 1 #melbourneops
19:46:42 <Akron> [19:46] -ChanOP- *** End of List ***
19:46:44 <Akron> secret channel
19:46:51 <Sonia> it's a boring channel
19:46:55 <Sonia> I used to be there
19:47:06 <WebbY> haha
19:47:23 <Akron> it kicked me out
19:47:30 <Akron> [19:47] * You were kicked from #melbourneops by ChanOP (#melbourneops restricted to level 1 or higher)
19:47:35 <Sonia> yeah, but I used to be an op there
19:47:38 <Sonia> so I had POWA
19:47:47 <Akron> i used to be a ircop
19:47:49 <Akron> i was mighty
19:47:50 <Sonia> I know
19:47:57 <Sonia> I remember our loving times
19:48:04 <Sonia> someone quoted us once
19:48:07 <WebbY> i used to be asd
19:48:08 <WebbY> i was awesome
19:48:13 <Sonia> it's somewhere on the internetz
19:48:21 <Sonia> I used to be.... nothing
19:48:24 <Sonia> omg, I still am!
19:48:52 <Akron> nothing is cool
19:48:59 <WebbY> ur help arent u?
19:49:02 <WebbY> thats something...
19:49:09 <Akron> no
19:49:13 <Akron> being anything on irc
19:49:15 <Akron> is not anything
19:49:17 <Sonia> http://www.nullis.net/quotes/2/
19:49:22 <Sonia> yeah, I'm help
19:49:23 <WebbY> u go on about ur ircop still
19:49:51 <WebbY> lol
19:49:52 <WebbY> nice quote
19:49:52 <Akron> aww
19:50:07 <Akron> I bet praetorian added that
19:50:14 <Sonia> haha
19:50:16 <Sonia> no idea
19:51:26 <WebbY> i added u on FB Sonia
19:51:29 <Akron> one of the tags on that quote is 'men' wtf...
19:51:31 <WebbY> u need to accept me
19:51:51 <Sonia> ok, shall do
19:52:25 <WebbY> ty
19:52:32 <WebbY> nice tits btw
19:52:39 <Sonia> oh thanks
19:52:48 <Sonia> nice ball and chain :D
19:52:53 <WebbY> ty :D
19:53:04 <Sonia> anytime!
19:53:05 <Akron> haha
19:54:28 <praetorian> haha andy
19:54:33 <praetorian> allan doesnt know who you are
19:56:45 <WebbY> lol
20:01:16 <Akron> i dont know who i am
20:01:24 <Sonia> neither does urmum
20:02:28 <praetorian> neither does sonias funbags
20:02:35 <Sonia> lol
20:02:51 <Sonia> omg, I'm the only chick in here, apart from damian
20:02:56 <Sonia> I feel so vulnerable
20:03:05 <WebbY> lol
20:03:11 <WebbY> idil must still be sleeping
20:03:15 <WebbY> she is usually on by now
20:03:28 <praetorian> doesnt feel vulnerable yet
20:03:29 <Sonia> well, that's just unacceptable
20:03:34 <praetorian> maybe when nic is holding you down
20:03:37 <praetorian> but non theless!
20:03:41 <WebbY> lol
20:03:44 <Sonia> :o
20:03:53 * WebbY holds Sonia down
20:04:06 <Sonia> hey! this isn't a roadtrain
20:04:20 Join: allan ([email protected]) to #prison
20:04:30 <WebbY> welcome!
20:04:33 <allan> hmm
20:04:38 <allan> looks kinda the same
20:04:38 <Sonia> ty
20:04:43 <Sonia> no
20:04:44 <Sonia> I'm here
20:04:45 <WebbY> nope
20:04:46 <Akron> idil must have kept in touch with 90% of austnet
20:04:48 <WebbY> this is best channel on austnet
20:04:52 <WebbY> lol
20:04:58 <WebbY> she is an irc'er all the way to heart
20:04:59 <Sonia> <besides my channel>
20:05:03 <allan> LOL
20:05:10 <WebbY> lol
20:05:11 <praetorian> #myspace ?
20:05:18 <Akron> #stalkbook
20:05:21 <WebbY> thats old school
20:05:32 <Sonia> yes! arseboob
20:06:02 <mikey> skott
20:06:02 <allan> they had cuntbook up and running but it seems its been taken down
20:06:04 <mikey> :>
20:06:11 <WebbY> rofl
20:06:13 Join: heaven ([email protected]) to #prison
20:06:14 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
20:06:17 <WebbY> omg its an idil!
20:06:18 <allan> loved the motto 'any cunt can join"
20:06:20 <allan> oh
20:06:22 <allan> shit
20:06:23 <WebbY> the women we been talking about
20:06:27 <mikey> IDIL
20:06:29 <mikey> PM
20:06:31 <mikey> NOW
20:06:31 <WebbY> u better leave allan
20:06:32 <allan> have to go
20:06:35 <mikey> EMERGENCY
20:06:36 <mikey> KGO
20:06:44 <WebbY> OMG NO MIKEY
20:06:46 <WebbY> DONT STEAL HER
20:06:52 <allan> mikey, i told you not to stick that tampon up your arse
20:06:55 <allan> sigh
20:07:06 <praetorian> HI Idyl
20:07:07 <mikey> :o
20:07:25 <Akron> idle!
20:07:29 <praetorian> #idle
20:08:01 <allan> nah nic doesnt own that now
20:08:20 <praetorian> he owns #gay
20:08:23 <allan> LOL
20:08:23 <WebbY> thats andy
20:09:56 <Akron> haw haw
20:10:13 <Akron> i do own #nicsmumlovesitdoggystyle
20:10:21 <WebbY> really?
20:10:24 <WebbY> u had to go there
20:10:26 <Akron> yup
20:10:28 <Akron> yup
20:10:44 <Akron> wierd aye
20:10:49 <Akron> because normally its you that goes there
20:11:14 <WebbY> exactly
20:11:17 <Akron> haha
20:11:24 <allan> meant the other nic
20:11:27 <allan> but alas
20:11:37 * allan sits in the corner on his own
20:11:44 <allan> the kids wont play with me :(
20:11:45 <WebbY> what other nic?
20:11:49 <allan> deadspawn
20:11:53 <WebbY> ahh not me
20:11:53 <allan> k-lined
20:11:54 <WebbY> iam nic tho
20:12:03 * mikey sits with al
20:12:08 <Sonia> ha, I remember deadspawn
20:12:17 <allan> yer, hes on my msn
20:12:18 <WebbY> mikey we just named our dogs toy monkey "mikey"
20:12:19 <Sonia> is that kid still around?
20:12:25 <allan> i played wow with him years back
20:12:26 <allan> LOL
20:12:27 <mikey> :O
20:12:28 <mikey> <33333
20:12:42 <mikey> because your wife loves me!!!!
20:12:43 <WebbY> allan, i play wow :P
20:12:46 <mikey> Manda <3
20:12:47 <WebbY> exactly!
20:12:50 <allan> barthilas?
20:12:53 <allan> saurfang?
20:12:55 <WebbY> illidan
20:12:56 <Akron> i did a poo earlier today and called it mikey too
20:13:00 <allan> damn, no toons on there
20:13:01 <WebbY> ewww
20:13:05 <WebbY> u got 80's?
20:13:09 <allan> yer
20:13:10 <mikey> andy
20:13:11 <allan> 8 of them
20:13:12 <mikey> that is so hot
20:13:15 <WebbY> nice
20:13:16 <Sonia> lolll Akron
20:13:17 <WebbY> i got 4
20:13:17 <Akron> i know
20:13:20 <allan> ;D
20:13:20 <mikey> thanks babes
20:13:21 <Akron> i thought you would like it ;)
20:13:22 <allan> addict
20:13:22 <ChanOP> WoW loser
20:13:28 <allan> LOL
20:13:29 <Akron> hello daniella
20:13:34 <mikey> haha
20:13:37 <WebbY> lol
20:13:51 <ChanOP> Bzzzt.
20:13:54 <ChanOP> i love you Andy
20:14:17 <Akron> of course you do
20:14:27 * ChanOP humps Andy's leg
20:14:31 <Akron> i brought sexy back
20:14:34 * mikey films
20:14:37 <Akron> with a little bit of help from JT
20:14:56 <WebbY> u got nothing on JT andy
20:15:00 Join: TheWJM ([email protected]) to #prison
20:15:00 Join: Longie ([email protected]) to #prison
20:15:01 <allan> LOL
20:15:05 <allan> WJM!
20:15:05 <mikey> IDIL
20:15:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oao TheWJM TheWJM Longie
20:15:07 <mikey> .....................
20:15:12 <WebbY> wb carl and dan!
20:15:20 <mikey> Carlos <3
20:15:23 <WebbY> u guys been netsplit for like... hours lol
20:15:24 <mikey> Dan0s *flex*
20:15:26 <Sonia> that was one seriously well timed join
20:15:29 <Sonia> oh
20:15:32 <Sonia> split
20:15:38 <WebbY> haha
20:15:39 <mikey> same bnc :P
20:15:44 <WebbY> ya lol
20:16:23 <Sonia> those bastids
20:16:48 <ChanOP> YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO. HOW ARE WE ALL?
20:17:20 <allan> gay
20:17:27 * allan puts on sunnies
20:18:22 <praetorian> o_O
20:19:08 <Akron> hmm
20:20:42 Join: Daniel ([email protected]) to #prison
20:20:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Daniel
20:21:15 Quit: Longie ([email protected]) Quit: ZNC - http://znc.sourceforge.net
20:22:04 Join: Longie ([email protected]) to #prison
20:22:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Longie
20:26:43 <Akron> ChanOP killed the convo
20:27:39 <WebbY> chanop sucks
20:27:41 <WebbY> thats why
20:27:55 <allan> she used to be cool
20:28:05 <allan> mixes with the wrong crowd these days
20:28:36 <Sonia> I heard she's on crack
20:28:41 <Sonia> Carl's crack
20:28:43 <Sonia> :(
20:28:50 <WebbY> lol
20:29:03 <Akron> i used to be cool
20:29:07 <Sonia> no
20:29:08 <Akron> then i got married
20:29:10 <Sonia> that's not true
20:29:13 <Akron> tis so
20:29:16 <Sonia> you've never been cool
20:29:17 <Akron> my mum said so
20:29:25 <Sonia> your mum also said santa was real
20:29:33 <allan> my mum didnt
20:29:38 <allan> she told me outright
20:29:43 <Sonia> same with mine
20:29:49 <allan> i was like 5
20:29:51 <Sonia> so I destroyed all the kids at school
20:29:53 <allan> LOL
20:29:56 <Sonia> :D
20:30:17 <WebbY> excellent
20:30:23 <WebbY> no wonder u guys have problems now
20:31:12 <Akron> and you are soooooooooooo normal
20:31:24 <WebbY> yup
20:31:24 <allan> nic, that has nothing to do with my sexual issues
20:31:31 <WebbY> what are ur sexual issues?
20:31:33 <allan> OH
20:31:40 * allan be's quiet
20:31:47 <Akron> you mean having sex with dead people is wrong ?
20:31:47 <Akron> wtf
20:31:53 <allan> LOL
20:32:07 <allan> you said you were married
20:32:10 <Akron> who knew
20:32:11 <Akron> so ?
20:32:15 <allan> LOL
20:32:28 <Akron> prat says hes gay
20:32:33 <Akron> I mean straight
20:32:37 <Akron> doesnt mean he isnt gay
20:33:12 <allan> help me. im watching vamp diaries
20:33:17 <Akron> homos
20:33:19 <WebbY> lol
20:33:28 <allan> scared :(
20:33:30 <Akron> next you will be on team whatshisfuckingnname
20:33:42 <WebbY> `info
20:33:53 <WebbY> omg we are at peak!!!
20:33:56 * allan holds mikey's hand
20:34:20 <Akron> mikey doesnt want his hand held
20:34:24 <Akron> he wants his cock sucked
20:34:31 * mikey holds al's hand and swings it
20:34:33 <allan> dont let me stop you
20:34:44 <mikey> no i do not andy :/
20:34:55 <mikey> ok, yeah i do.
20:34:58 <allan> LOL
20:34:59 <mikey> but whatever.
20:35:13 <Akron> told ya
20:35:14 <allan> you have the fleshlight for that
20:35:20 <WebbY> rofl
20:35:21 <Akron> what male doesnt like his cock sucked
20:35:31 <mikey> so true
20:35:31 <Akron> dont need to be gay to know that
20:35:34 <Sonia> one with a chode
20:35:38 <allan> LOL
20:35:40 <mikey> but you know
20:35:41 <WebbY> your dad has a chode
20:35:48 <allan> one chode to rule them all
20:35:52 <mikey> not every gay guy likes sucking cock
20:35:53 <Sonia> you leave my chode, I mean dad out of this!
20:36:08 <allan> mikey?
20:36:09 <WebbY> lol
20:36:10 <allan> LOL
20:36:17 <allan> you prefer to be a bottom?
20:36:17 <mikey> it's true.
20:36:18 <WebbY> andy lvoes it
20:36:25 <WebbY> loves*
20:36:26 Nick: Sonia is now known as ChodeMaster
20:36:29 <mikey> we're talking about sucking penis al
20:36:36 <mikey> not ass rooting
20:36:37 <WebbY> lol nice sonia
20:36:37 <allan> and if you dont like that
20:36:41 <allan> what do you like ?
20:36:44 * ChodeMaster curtsies
20:37:00 * allan lets mikey's hand go
20:37:09 <allan> awkward
20:37:17 <mikey> i let go ages ago
20:37:26 <allan> what you holding then?
20:37:28 <allan> OH MY
20:37:32 * allan backs away
20:37:34 <mikey> andys cock
20:37:37 <Akron> :)
20:37:40 <allan> ROFL
20:37:43 <mikey> see <3
20:38:19 <allan> well , he said he likes heartless cold bodies, so i guess its a match made
20:38:26 <Akron> hmm
20:38:29 * allan sidles off
20:38:30 <Akron> not cool.
20:38:36 <mikey> YOU FUCKER
20:38:39 <mikey> andys. hug pls.
20:38:43 * Akron snugs
20:38:47 <mikey> :)
20:38:48 <Akron> merk kop his arse
20:39:00 <allan> pft
20:39:08 <mikey> i haff you to protekt me andys
20:39:31 <Akron> yup
20:39:33 * Akron flexes
20:39:34 <allan> mikey, his cuffs are for you
20:39:39 <allan> not for protection.
20:39:43 <allan> ;P
20:39:44 <Akron> im not a policeoffica
20:39:50 <mikey> all this flexing
20:39:50 <Akron> Im a real hero *flex*
20:39:51 <allan> never said you where
20:39:52 * mikey blushes
20:39:54 <allan> LOL
20:39:59 <mikey> *hero*
20:40:02 <Akron> :P
20:40:07 <ChodeMaster> so romantic
20:40:08 <mikey> thats HOT
20:40:09 <mikey> pics pls
20:40:11 <mikey> <3
20:40:11 <allan> his penis has a cape too
20:40:17 <Akron> firefighters were created so that cops can have heros too
20:40:22 <ChodeMaster> mine has a googly eye
20:40:26 <allan> LOL
20:40:26 * ChodeMaster flops it out
20:40:34 <ChodeMaster> it's hypnotic
20:40:51 <WebbY> andy will suck it
20:41:12 <allan> what kinda channel is this
20:41:15 * allan looks at topic
20:41:19 * allan looks at convo
20:41:27 <allan> *coughs*
20:41:28 <WebbY> its a prison
20:41:32 * ChodeMaster looks at her penis
20:41:37 <allan> her?
20:41:42 <ChodeMaster> correct
20:41:47 <WebbY> shemale
20:41:51 <allan> see, thats just wrong on a few levels
20:41:55 <Akron> her last name is bono
20:42:00 <Akron> chastity
20:42:13 <ChodeMaster> I've got you babe
20:42:49 * allan covers eyes
20:42:53 <allan> :/
20:42:58 Nick: ChodeMaster is now known as Sonia
20:43:04 <allan> wb
20:43:07 <WebbY> wb
20:43:10 <Sonia> oh hey
20:43:12 <Sonia> thanks!
20:43:16 <allan> copy me
20:43:19 * Sonia pulls up her pants
20:43:21 * allan strangles nic
20:43:26 * WebbY cries
20:43:34 * mikey takes his clothes off and runs around nekkid
20:43:34 * Sonia saves the tears as lube
20:43:36 <Akron> hands off.
20:43:42 <allan> LOL
20:43:51 <WebbY> save me andy!
20:43:53 <allan> roundhouse!
20:44:11 * allan drags nic off, throws him into a dungeon
20:44:18 <allan> *locks door*
20:44:21 <allan> err
20:44:24 <allan> that sounds sus
20:44:26 <allan> so
20:44:30 * allan runs
20:44:37 <WebbY> yeah ur so gay
20:44:48 <allan> LOL
20:44:54 <Sonia> dungeon and run
20:44:57 <WebbY> have u come out yet?
20:44:58 <Sonia> I've heard about your kind
20:45:05 <allan> haha
20:45:49 <Akron> how many kids have you had with your daughter ?
20:46:02 <allan> fuck this is gay, a vampire that wears a ring to allow him in the sunlight
20:46:06 <mikey> the unit downstairs is playing thumping music and it is really a good rhythm for me to pull too
20:46:10 <mikey> oh. sorry.
20:46:16 <Akron> hahah
20:46:32 <Akron> film it for me mikey ;)
20:46:33 <WebbY> lol mikey
20:46:49 <mikey> i had to turn up miley cyrus
20:46:52 <mikey> fuckers.
20:46:52 <allan> rofl
20:47:02 <allan> you still listen to Avril ?
20:47:07 <Akron> not justine bieber ?
20:47:12 <Akron> oh he was in love with avril
20:47:12 <mikey> lol
20:47:15 <mikey> @ justine!
20:47:19 <Akron> when he was in his drug fucked stage
20:47:24 <Sonia> mikey has BIEBER FEVER
20:47:38 <mikey> hey, i liked Avril WAY before that
20:47:47 <mikey> and Sonia
20:47:50 <mikey> let me tell you one time
20:47:56 <mikey> i dont have bieber fever
20:47:59 <heaven> hello children
20:47:59 <Sonia> hahaha
20:48:01 <allan> http://www.worldbuzznow.com/50-most-popular-women-on-the-web/7696
20:48:16 <Akron> IDLE
20:48:17 <allan> 7. Justin Bieber � 34,200,000 Results
20:48:20 <allan> LOL
20:48:25 <Sonia> LOLLLL
20:48:27 <heaven> no no Akron, you don't get to IDLE me.
20:48:31 <Sonia> why am I not on that list
20:48:36 <Sonia> I'm disgusted
20:48:45 <Akron> why not
20:48:55 <mikey> and allan
20:48:58 <heaven> because I'm not getting any <3 from you
20:49:00 <heaven> its been days
20:49:02 <allan> what?
20:49:04 <mikey> to answer your question
20:49:10 <allan> no need
20:49:13 <Akron> <3 IDLE
20:49:16 <mikey> fine
20:49:20 <Akron> i been waiting for you on skype
20:49:20 * heaven fondles allan inappropriately
20:49:21 <allan> YER
20:49:22 <Akron> you never came
20:49:25 <allan> heaven :>
20:49:26 <heaven> sure sure sure
20:49:27 <mikey> FINE
20:49:33 <heaven> you were too busy looking down Sonias tanktop
20:49:40 <Akron> possibly
20:49:43 <Sonia> :(
20:49:44 <heaven> and no one can blame you for that
20:49:45 <heaven> BUT STILL
20:50:37 * heaven unfondles then
20:50:39 <Sonia> make me a coffee please heaven
20:50:55 <allan> huh
20:50:58 <heaven> there must be a misunderstanding of some sorts
20:51:09 <heaven> mikey is wearing the maid uniform
20:51:23 <heaven> exmerkkops don't make coffee or fetch the newspaper
20:51:24 <Sonia> I can see his doodle
20:51:29 <heaven> or scratch your back
20:51:35 <Sonia> you'll do what I say
20:51:37 <heaven> or change the batteries in your toys
20:51:37 <mikey> you wish idil
20:51:51 <heaven> perhaps I do but thats besides the point
20:52:27 <allan> we all have dreams
20:52:48 * heaven kills allans dreams
20:53:13 <allan> again!
20:53:16 <heaven> whos wofthangy allan
20:53:16 * allan sighs
20:53:24 <allan> tom
20:53:30 <allan> rant0r
20:53:43 <heaven> hm
20:53:48 <heaven> rings a small bell
20:53:48 <allan> yer ns
20:53:53 <allan> very small one?
20:53:59 <heaven> very small
20:53:59 <allan> least you remember people
20:54:05 <allan> unlike others
20:54:10 * allan glares at Akron
20:54:13 * heaven glares at Akron
20:54:15 <heaven> OMG
20:54:16 <heaven> JINX
20:54:17 <Akron> ?
20:54:17 <allan> LOL
20:54:22 <heaven> ROFL
20:54:23 <Akron> fudge off
20:54:37 * heaven fudges Akron off
20:55:59 <allan> heaven
20:56:22 <heaven> yes love
20:56:56 <Akron> you call him love ?
20:57:01 <allan> yes, she does
20:57:02 <heaven> no
20:57:07 <heaven> oh
20:57:08 <heaven> yes
20:57:08 <allan> oh
20:57:10 <heaven> hrm
20:57:11 <allan> fine
20:57:12 <Akron> oh
20:57:13 <Akron> ...
20:57:17 <heaven> lol
20:57:19 <heaven> ook
20:57:21 <Akron> hmm
20:57:22 <heaven> awkaward
20:57:24 <heaven> erm
20:57:24 <allan> hmm
20:57:26 <Akron> explain yourself
20:57:26 <allan> yer
20:57:26 <heaven> awkward
20:57:33 <allan> indeed
20:57:44 <heaven> I thought Sonia said something thats why I said yes love
20:57:44 <allan> explain your actions
20:57:47 <heaven> I mustve misheard
20:57:55 <allan> OH
20:58:20 <mikey> :o
20:58:25 <heaven> I think that ones for you mikey
20:58:29 <allan> dont get involved mikey
20:58:38 <allan> its a complex web
20:58:57 <heaven> tis a complex web she weaves
20:59:03 <heaven> did you like happy town
20:59:09 <Akron> ...
20:59:11 <allan> n
20:59:12 <allan> o
20:59:13 <Sonia> the topic was way cooler when I was in it
20:59:18 <heaven> really?!
20:59:24 <allan> i think its shit
20:59:25 <heaven> /me disowns allan too
20:59:28 <heaven> wtf
20:59:30 <heaven> u suck
20:59:34 <allan> no you suck
20:59:38 <heaven> happy town rocks
20:59:42 <heaven> NO I DO NOT
20:59:44 <allan> telling me to watch that crap
20:59:48 <Akron> as if you dont
20:59:54 <Akron> gerkin told me you swallow as well
20:59:54 <allan> you need a fucking head examination
21:00:05 <allan> it was garbage
21:00:14 <allan> warehouse 13 is miles better
21:00:15 <heaven> gerkin can go get fucked by all the geriatric ward that I wouldnt care andy
21:00:16 <allan> =D
21:00:27 <heaven> stop bringing that loser up
21:00:34 <heaven> or I'm going to start being evil
21:00:35 <Akron> meor
21:00:37 <Akron> w
21:00:39 <heaven> do not unleash le evil
21:00:41 <allan> woah
21:00:49 <allan> ive not seen you react like that before
21:01:00 <allan> touch a nerve did he ?
21:01:02 <heaven> wait, Im about to react to your comments
21:01:17 <heaven> YOU BLOODY IDJIT THAT SHOW ROCKS YOU HAVE SUCKY TASTE!
21:01:19 * heaven breathes
21:01:29 <allan> LOL
21:01:41 <Akron> pfft
21:01:41 * allan offers you a bag but places it over your head
21:01:45 <allan> i care
21:01:48 * allan wanders
21:02:15 <heaven> I hope you choke :)
21:02:25 <Akron> on a cock
21:03:04 <heaven> that too
21:03:08 <heaven> and not on andys
21:03:19 <Akron> they are singing ice ice baby on glee
21:03:28 <heaven> that episode rocks
21:03:29 <Akron> ice ice baby !
21:03:34 <heaven> ice ice babeh!
21:03:43 <Akron> vanillaaaaaaaaa ice
21:04:07 <allan> lol @ watching glee
21:04:17 <Akron> lol @ being called allan
21:04:18 <heaven> glee rocks
21:04:24 <Sonia> :/
21:04:28 <allan> lol @ your head Akron
21:04:37 <allan> relevance?
21:04:38 <allan> none
21:04:55 * heaven hammers allan back into his coffin
21:04:58 <heaven> sif pick on akky
21:05:01 <allan> :(
21:05:19 <Akron> :)
21:05:31 <allan> :|
21:05:36 <heaven> (l)
21:05:41 <Akron> vanilla ice ice baby
21:05:41 <mikey> I LOVE ANDY
21:06:01 <Akron> :) <3 mikey 'n' idle <3
21:06:21 <mikey> <3
21:07:08 * allan sips his drink
21:07:27 * mikey does allan
21:07:28 <mikey> i mean
21:07:30 * mikey does too
21:07:34 <heaven> rofl
21:07:45 <allan> ..
21:07:50 <heaven> I'm sensing some pent up sexual frustration in the room
21:07:55 <heaven> between mikey and allan
21:08:05 <heaven> were a pretty open crowd, tis ok if u two hook up
21:08:10 <heaven> we wont hold it against you
21:08:15 * heaven hands mikey the KY
21:08:52 <allan> he wouldnt know what to do with it, unlike you
21:09:21 <heaven> if mikey doesnt know no one knows
21:09:24 <allan> LOL
21:10:28 <mikey> i am the king of penis
21:10:47 <Akron> mikey are you top of bottom ?
21:10:50 <allan> fuck, no more phone credit
21:10:53 <Akron> i think you are a bottom
21:10:58 <allan> i really should go on a plan
21:10:59 <heaven> me too
21:11:12 <heaven> i mean i think he is a bottom too
21:11:13 <heaven> ..
21:11:17 <mikey> both
21:11:18 <mikey> :)
21:11:45 <mikey> ill take either
21:11:46 <Akron> what do they call that
21:11:48 <mikey> im desperate.
21:11:50 <mikey> oh.
21:11:54 <mikey> versatile
21:11:55 <Akron> topbtm
21:11:55 <mikey> :P
21:12:02 <Akron> arr
21:12:13 <ChanOP> MassDeop requested by Akron
21:12:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) -ooooooo Longie Daniel TheWJM heaven WebbY mikey robert_
21:12:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv mikey allan
21:12:28 <Sonia> o_O
21:12:29 <Akron> :)
21:12:38 <heaven> romantic
21:12:43 <allan> get fucked
21:12:43 <mikey> is this #chapel?
21:12:46 <Akron> hahah
21:12:47 <allan> LOL
21:12:52 <allan> i have my chapel script
21:12:56 <allan> goh
21:12:56 * heaven lights some candles
21:12:59 <mikey> same.
21:13:00 <Sonia> oh dear
21:13:01 <Akron> omg
21:13:02 <allan> LOL
21:13:03 <Akron> weddings
21:13:07 <Akron> i remember doing them
21:13:11 * heaven dresses Sonia in priest gear
21:13:14 <Akron> homosness
21:13:20 <mikey> if we reloaded the database id still be gay married
21:13:23 * Sonia touches herself
21:13:29 <allan> LOL
21:13:32 <heaven> I remember getting married several times
21:13:36 <heaven> was one of them with u akky
21:13:42 <Akron> aww
21:13:46 <allan> irc wench
21:13:52 <Akron> i was married to sl7 from like 1998 - 200something
21:13:56 <allan> OGM
21:13:58 <allan> SL7
21:14:00 <allan> LOLOL
21:14:02 <mikey> you know.. i feel like i have sinned
21:14:04 <allan> fuck
21:14:08 <mikey> i married a couple of the guys i married
21:14:10 <mikey> :/
21:14:21 <allan> makes no sense
21:14:27 <mikey> ok
21:14:31 <allan> you married someone you married?
21:14:31 <mikey> let me spell it out for you
21:14:37 <allan> OH
21:14:39 <allan> yer yer
21:14:47 <heaven> (spell it out slooowwlllyyy..)
21:14:47 * mikey backspaces
21:14:50 <mikey> lol
21:14:55 <mikey> back to miley.
21:14:57 <allan> im not a fucking retard
21:15:08 <heaven> only two neurons away from being one
21:15:09 <allan> he just assumes we know what hes talking about
21:15:24 <mikey> everybody else did allan
21:15:31 <mikey> DIDNT YOU
21:15:33 <allan> so?
21:15:36 <heaven> yes
21:15:43 <allan> ive not adapted to being a spastic
21:15:49 <mikey> as if.
21:15:54 <allan> ive been in here a couple of hours
21:15:58 <heaven> awe, its their first tiff
21:16:02 <heaven> as lovers
21:16:03 <mikey> ive been teaching you for years
21:16:04 <heaven> socute
21:16:12 <allan> i was teaching you
21:16:14 <allan> mother fuck
21:16:18 <mikey> i know
21:16:19 <allan> eat my ass
21:16:22 <allan> oh wait..
21:16:25 <mikey> i probably would
21:16:38 * mikey vomits a little
21:16:47 <allan> LOL
21:17:00 Part: heaven ([email protected]) from #prison
21:17:01 <mikey> i so just visualised that.
21:17:08 <mikey> :o idil
21:17:10 <mikey> :<
21:17:23 Join: heaven ([email protected]) to #prison
21:17:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
21:17:23 <allan> see what you did
21:17:27 <mikey> wb <333
21:17:32 <heaven> <3<3<3<3
21:17:57 <ChanOP> Before LoveOP and in the presence of us all,
21:17:57 <allan> she just wanted to be @
21:17:57 <ChanOP> mikey and allan have made their solemn vows.
21:17:57 <ChanOP> They have confirmed their netmarriage
21:17:57 <ChanOP> by the giving and receiving of ops.
21:17:57 <ChanOP> I therefore proclaim that they are now
21:17:59 <ChanOP> nethusband and netwife.
21:18:02 <ChanOP> mikey, you may /ping your net spouse
21:18:09 <Akron> hahah
21:18:12 <allan> oh get fucked
21:18:15 <allan> idil
21:18:16 <Sonia> oh man
21:18:21 Part: allan ([email protected]) from #prison (Try to live forever or die in the attempt.)
21:18:26 <Akron> i havent read those words in years
21:18:28 <Sonia> that brings back memories
21:18:30 <Akron> wtf is his problem ?
21:18:34 <mikey> i accidenlty fingered allan instead :(
21:18:42 <heaven> dont idil me
21:18:45 <heaven> i dont have access
21:18:45 <heaven> oh
21:18:47 <heaven> lol
21:18:49 <heaven> hes gone
21:18:55 <Akron> he is wierd
21:18:56 <heaven> whoever did that
21:18:59 <heaven> marry me and akky!
21:19:01 <Akron> hahah
21:19:08 <mikey> what about me
21:19:09 <mikey> :(
21:19:12 <mikey> it isnt fair
21:19:16 <heaven> you're my mistress
21:19:19 <Akron> you
21:19:22 <mikey> ive had enough and.. oh ok.
21:19:22 <Akron> are
21:19:23 <Akron> married
21:19:24 <Akron> to
21:19:26 <Akron> that guy
21:19:30 <mikey> I
21:19:31 <mikey> AM
21:19:32 <mikey> NOT
21:19:34 <mikey> FUCKEN
21:19:36 <heaven> totally are
21:19:40 <mikey> :(
21:19:54 <heaven> allans sweet I'm sure he'll take good care of you
21:19:56 <ChanOP> Before LoveOP and in the presence of us all,
21:19:56 <ChanOP> idle and norka have made their solemn vows.
21:19:57 <ChanOP> They have confirmed their netmarriage
21:19:57 <ChanOP> by the giving and receiving of ops.
21:19:57 <ChanOP> I therefore proclaim that they are now
21:19:57 <heaven> and your boy parts
21:19:59 <ChanOP> nethusband and netwife.
21:20:01 <ChanOP> idle, you may /ping your net spouse
21:20:03 <heaven> rofl
21:20:15 <Sonia> haha
21:20:25 <Akron> its praetorian
21:20:42 <heaven> Akron: go cook me dinner bitch.
21:20:43 <Akron> :)
21:20:47 <praetorian> werd
21:20:58 <Akron> Idil; after you swallow a mouthful of my cum
21:21:02 <Akron> :)
21:21:04 <heaven> were married now
21:21:07 <heaven> I cant do that anymore
21:21:08 <Akron> yes
21:21:12 <Akron> so you better gargle
21:21:13 * Sonia touches praetorian
21:21:25 <mikey> scott
21:21:31 <mikey> how dare you ignore me?
21:21:35 <heaven> i just threw up in my mouth a tad
21:21:37 <mikey> :(
21:21:39 <praetorian> ?!?!
21:21:57 <Akron> ?!?@?@#!$#%!@%#^
21:22:02 <mikey> 20:05:59 <@mikey> skott
21:22:02 <mikey> 20:06:00 <@mikey> :>
21:22:06 * heaven hugs praetorian
21:22:55 Quit: Longie ([email protected]) Changing hosts
21:22:55 Join: Longie ([email protected]) to #prison
21:23:33 <praetorian> oh
21:23:37 <praetorian> skott isnt on my hilight list
21:23:38 <praetorian> so missed it
21:23:39 <praetorian> hehe
21:23:41 <praetorian> hi!@
21:23:44 * praetorian hugs heaven
21:23:44 <mikey> add it pls.
21:23:48 <mikey> kgo.
21:23:50 <Akron> is prat on your list ?
21:23:56 <heaven> how are you sweetheart
21:24:02 <praetorian> im okay
21:24:08 <Akron> i been calling you prat since before 1999 so it should be
21:24:08 <mikey> haha
21:24:50 <praetorian> :
21:25:03 <mikey> nice eyes
21:26:37 <praetorian> thanks!@
21:29:16 <mikey> np :P
21:30:47 <praetorian> hey idil
21:30:55 <praetorian> when do you and your knickers get here?
21:31:54 <heaven> do u remember CaRtS ?
21:32:04 <Akron> no
21:32:08 <heaven> he moved back from Istanbul to melbourne a couple of months ago
21:32:15 <heaven> he wants me to be in melb for new years
21:32:17 <heaven> so
21:32:17 <praetorian> i remember the nick
21:32:21 <praetorian> ah
21:32:23 <heaven> I will be in syd before new years
21:32:31 <heaven> or after
21:32:34 <heaven> but prob before
21:32:35 <Akron> new years in melbourne sucks
21:32:39 <heaven> so that I can spend my birthday there
21:32:41 <Akron> syd is the new years place
21:32:49 <heaven> and akky
21:32:56 <heaven> will u be jumping out of my bday cake
21:32:59 <heaven> nekkid?
21:33:03 <Akron> possibly
21:33:15 <mikey> i would
21:33:26 <mikey> maybe we could jump out together.
21:33:28 <heaven> thatd have to be a big cake
21:33:34 <heaven> if u both are in the cake
21:33:35 <mikey> can it be shaped as a closet?
21:33:37 <Akron> you saying we are fat ?
21:33:39 <mikey> (just for andy)
21:33:40 <heaven> u might forget to jump out
21:34:32 <Akron> my birthday is just after yours
21:34:37 <Akron> we could have a joint mikey cake
21:34:57 <heaven> we should have a joint party
21:34:59 <heaven> thatd rock
21:35:04 <mikey> like
21:35:12 <mikey> so we all would have to smoke pot?
21:35:23 <Akron> prob
21:35:26 <Akron> it is a joint party
21:35:45 <Akron> isnt TheWJM's birthday in there somewhere too
21:35:50 <Akron> like the 24th or somefuck
21:37:19 <heaven> why are we smoking pot
21:37:25 <heaven> during our bdays
21:37:25 <Akron> 'joint' party ?
21:37:28 <heaven> oh
21:37:29 <Akron> keep up.....
21:37:29 <heaven> ..
21:37:31 <Akron> lol
21:37:40 <heaven> I dont necessarily think about illegal stuff
21:37:42 <Akron> WebbY Nic WebbY Nic
21:37:44 <heaven> all the time
21:37:45 <Akron> why not
21:38:01 <Akron> Turn around bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss
21:38:06 <Akron> I need you more then eva!
21:38:28 <Akron> i dont know what to do, im always in the darkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
21:38:33 <Akron> i really need you tonight
21:38:38 <Akron> forevers gonna stop tonight
21:38:52 <Akron> once apon a time, there was light in my life, now im only falling apart
21:38:58 <heaven> the episode rocks
21:39:01 <Akron> :P
21:39:26 Nick: Sonia is now known as SoniaNotHere
21:40:05 <Akron> theres nothing i can do, a total eclips of the heartttttttttttttttt
21:41:03 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:04 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:05 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:12 <praetorian> you gaybo
21:41:44 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:45 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:46 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:47 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:48 <WebbY> what?
21:41:48 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:49 <Akron> oh
21:41:49 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:50 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:51 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:51 <Akron> i set a timer
21:41:52 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:53 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:54 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:55 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:56 <Akron> and dont know how to stop it
21:41:56 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:57 <WebbY> what?
21:41:57 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:58 <WebbY> what?
21:41:58 <Akron> WebbY
21:41:59 <Akron> WebbY
21:42:00 <Akron> WebbY
21:42:00 <WebbY> `ban akron stopped
21:42:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*akron@*.exetel.com.au
21:42:01 Kick: Akron was kicked by ChanOP ((WebbY) stopped)
21:42:01 <!Akron> WebbY
21:42:09 <WebbY> `unban *!*akron@*.exetel.com.au
21:42:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*akron@*.exetel.com.au
21:42:12 <heaven> sif ban my husband
21:42:28 <praetorian> 2141:53 < Akron> i set a timer
21:42:28 <praetorian> bahaha
21:42:31 <WebbY> lol
21:42:31 <praetorian> 2141:57 < Akron> and dont know how to stop it
21:42:37 <heaven> rofl
21:42:41 Join: Akron ([email protected]) to #prison
21:42:46 <WebbY> maybe /stoptimer?
21:42:59 <Akron> wtf just happened
21:43:08 <Akron> why did i disconnect
21:43:25 <heaven> u flooded urself off
21:43:27 <heaven> probably
21:43:28 <heaven> silly boy
21:43:32 <Akron> arr
21:43:33 <Akron> probably
21:43:37 <Akron> or flooded the server
21:43:51 <Akron> at least i got nics attention
21:44:39 <heaven> flashing him wouldve sufficed
21:44:44 <Akron> nar
21:44:50 <Akron> didnt want him to cream his pants again
21:45:04 <heaven> doesnt he cream his pants at the mere sight of you anyway
21:45:22 <Akron> probably
21:45:33 <heaven> WebbY were gonna have a joint bday party
21:45:53 <WebbY> who is?
21:46:23 <heaven> akky
21:46:24 <heaven> me
21:46:46 <heaven> and perhaps carl
21:46:50 <heaven> coz his bday s one day after mine
21:47:05 <WebbY> are u all shitember?
21:47:07 <praetorian> just doing some work stuff
21:47:08 <mikey> WHO REMEMBERS iparty ??
21:47:11 <praetorian> oops
21:47:15 <heaven> december ROCKS
21:47:31 <Akron> iparty wtf
21:47:53 <Akron> internet party line ?
21:48:04 <heaven> lol
21:48:04 <Akron> Internet Party Line (or simply iParty) was one of the first Internet telephony and conference software for Microsoft Windows. It was made by Intel and released as an experimental prototype in 1995. It featured a push-to-talk method of sending audio, in which each received audio clip was played in order without mixing, regardless of multiple people talking simultaneously. In this way, it addressed the problem of how to have an understandable group conve
21:48:28 <heaven> and then skype came along
21:48:31 <heaven> and killed it
21:48:33 <heaven> im assuming
21:48:49 <mikey> well
21:48:57 <Akron> Similar applications like iParty include Microsoft NetMeeting and VocalTec Internet Phone. Today Most of these older conference applications have been replaced by VoIP applications such as Skype.
21:48:57 <mikey> we only used it for about a month or so
21:49:08 <mikey> but i got payed out HARDCORE
21:49:14 <heaven> i remember netmeeting
21:49:17 <mikey> because in 1995 my balls hadnt dropped
21:49:21 <heaven> and how excited we were to have it working
21:49:25 <heaven> coz it was so hard
21:49:57 <Akron> aww
21:50:01 <Akron> have they dropped now ?
21:50:14 <Akron> netmeeting never worked for me
21:50:19 <Akron> i do remember iparty now
21:50:49 <mikey> well andy
21:50:56 <mikey> i dont get
21:51:01 <mikey> 'i was speaking to this lady'
21:51:05 <mikey> at work anymore................
21:51:06 <Akron> hahah
21:51:08 <Akron> aww
21:51:13 <Akron> poor mikey mike <3
21:51:18 <Akron> we should all skype it up
21:51:31 <mikey> but i still dont sound like a bloke :P
21:51:34 <heaven> so u can laugh at my accent
21:51:36 <Akron> aww
21:51:40 <Akron> omg
21:51:40 <mikey> no idil
21:51:43 <mikey> so he can perve on me
21:51:44 <Akron> listen to you two
21:52:05 <mikey> andys
21:52:08 <mikey> i would be too scared
21:52:11 <Akron> yep
21:52:11 <mikey> you would pay me out
21:52:11 <Akron> why
21:52:15 <mikey> like you did on iparty
21:52:17 <Akron> i prob would
21:52:18 <mikey> :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
21:52:22 <Akron> but not with malicous
21:52:28 <mikey> im cancerian.
21:52:29 <Akron> thats spelt wrong i think
21:52:31 <Akron> but you get me
21:52:36 <heaven> malicious
21:52:51 <Akron> no
21:52:53 <Akron> malous ?
21:52:56 <heaven> nup
21:53:00 <Akron> malus ?
21:53:04 <Akron> moleus
21:53:05 <heaven> nope
21:53:09 <Akron> maliciousness
21:53:10 <heaven> nup
21:53:16 <heaven> thats a made up word
21:53:18 <Akron> i know
21:53:22 <Akron> arnt they all
21:53:25 <heaven> perhaps
21:53:29 <heaven> I need to pee brb.
21:53:40 <Akron> take the mic with you
21:53:43 <Akron> so we can hear it
21:53:47 <heaven> funny
21:53:48 <Akron> mikey mike, whats ya skype name
21:53:50 <heaven> skype wont connect
21:54:19 <mikey> i dont believe i have one,
21:54:20 <mikey> :|
21:54:43 <Akron> come on
21:54:45 <Akron> msn then
21:54:56 <mikey> i er.. dont use that either
21:54:59 * mikey runs away
21:55:25 <Akron> tell me please.
21:56:26 <heaven> come on mikey
21:56:30 <heaven> i'll be on there too
21:56:34 <heaven> u wont have to face him alone
21:56:42 <WebbY> me too
21:56:46 <Akron> hahah
21:57:02 <heaven> it was so funny
21:57:03 <Akron> dil is using a version of Messenger that does not have improvements to support a Computer Call. Please ask your contact to upgrade to the latest version of Messenger and try your call again.
21:57:10 <heaven> last time webster and akky and I were on skype
21:57:12 <heaven> twas like
21:57:18 <heaven> "so..whats up.."
21:57:23 <mikey> idil you just want to see hao hot i am!
21:57:24 <heaven> *awkward blank silence*
21:57:27 <Akron> hahah
21:57:33 <heaven> honey its voice chat
21:57:35 <heaven> i wont be seeing you
21:57:41 <mikey> oh
21:57:42 <Akron> ive added mikey
21:57:45 <Akron> :)
21:57:49 <mikey> well i wont be talking
21:57:50 <heaven> whats his addy
21:57:53 <heaven> nic call me
21:57:58 <Akron> he cant
21:58:00 <Akron> your msn is homos
21:58:18 <heaven> why is my msn homos
21:58:21 <heaven> im on skype doofus
21:58:26 <Akron> he doesnt have skype
21:58:32 <mikey> i do
21:58:35 <mikey> somewhere
21:58:36 <Akron> you're not online on my skype
21:58:40 <Akron> when whats your skype username
21:58:42 <heaven> fire it up
21:58:42 <mikey> but i dont know my credentials
21:58:47 <mikey> and
21:58:50 <heaven> open up a new account
21:58:52 <mikey> i would only let idil listen to me
21:59:01 <mikey> because she wouldnt laugh at me.
21:59:05 <mikey> AND YOU ALL WOULD
21:59:14 <Akron> would not
21:59:20 <mikey> you had your chance andys
21:59:22 <Akron> i found 4 people on skype with your name
21:59:23 <mikey> iparty
21:59:26 <Akron> i was 14!
21:59:28 <heaven> >:)
21:59:38 <mikey> 'haha mikey your balls havent dropped'
21:59:45 <Akron> now i would say
21:59:46 <mikey> :()
21:59:48 <mikey> :(
21:59:50 <Akron> hahah mikey your voice turns me on
21:59:51 <Akron> lets fuck
22:00:03 <mikey> i wouldnt know what to say
22:00:04 <mikey> :
22:00:05 <mikey> <
22:00:28 <Akron> omg idil is listening to the worst music
22:01:11 <Akron> mikey GIVE US YOUR USERNAME
22:01:12 <mikey> you caught me out. the real reason i wont connect is i couldnt bare to turn miley off
22:01:13 <heaven> IM NOT
22:01:17 <heaven> it was leona lewis
22:02:18 <Akron> mikey we are waiting for you
22:02:22 <Akron> nic me and idz
22:02:40 Nick: SoniaNotHere is now known as Sonia
22:02:50 <mikey> im sorry andys
22:02:55 Nick: Sonia is now known as SoniaNotHere
22:02:57 <Akron> mikey :(
22:03:03 <mikey> i dont want to :(
22:03:10 <Akron> please :(
22:14:31 <Akron> mikey mike
22:14:38 <Akron> :)
22:14:45 * heaven hits Akron
22:14:47 <Akron> what
22:14:51 * heaven passes a cup to Akron
22:14:55 <Akron> hahah
22:14:56 <heaven> heres my contribution
22:14:57 <heaven> :D
22:15:04 <Akron> cheers big ears!
22:18:40 * mikey sits with andy...
22:18:44 <mikey> silently.
22:20:47 <Akron> hey baby
22:20:52 <Akron> :)
22:23:47 <WebbY> MIKEYYYYYY
22:23:50 <WebbY> MIKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
22:24:30 <mikey> i'm caving.
22:24:43 <mikey> downloading skype
22:24:47 <mikey> as per idil's request.
22:25:42 <Akron> :)
22:26:26 <mikey> nao i gotta work out my username
22:30:14 <mikey> andy.................
22:30:26 <mikey> you found 4 of my name? what are the usernames?!!?
22:32:31 <Akron> mikey.wells
22:32:34 <Akron> mikey_wells
22:32:36 <Akron> mikeywells
22:32:40 <Akron> mikey_dots
22:33:19 <mikey> lol @ mikey_dots
22:33:21 <mikey> not me
22:33:22 <mikey> :P
22:34:27 <mikey> might be quicker to just register again
22:34:41 <Akron> prob
22:34:44 <mikey> seeing as you all want to hear my sexy boyhood
22:35:00 <mikey> (BOY) not man
22:35:38 <Akron> :)
22:35:59 <mikey> dont smile andy
22:36:05 <Akron> :(
22:36:06 <mikey> youre laughing!!
22:36:07 <mikey> :(
22:36:24 <WebbY> were laughing at beached as lol
22:37:08 <Akron> beached az bro
22:37:19 <Akron> i need to get wet ASAP
22:37:23 <mikey> OMG
22:37:32 <mikey> beached az bru
22:37:37 <mikey> thats hiliarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:41:07 <mikey> sndys
22:41:09 <mikey> er
22:41:21 <Akron> yes hunny
22:48:25 Nick: SoniaNotHere is now known as Sonia
22:56:35 Nick: Sonia is now known as SoniaNotHere
23:52:35 Join: abyss ([email protected]) to #prison
23:56:08 <WebbY> hello rosie!
23:57:21 <heaven> ROSIE!
23:57:23 <heaven> COME ON SKYPE
23:57:30 <WebbY> YES COME ON SKYPE
23:57:34 <WebbY> EVERYONE WHO HAS SKYPE JOIN US NOW
23:57:34 <WebbY> GO GO GO
23:57:36 <WebbY> MORE CAPS
23:57:40 <Akron> haha
23:57:43 <heaven> YES
23:57:44 <heaven> CPS
23:59:11 * heaven PUSHES ROSIE OFF HER CHAIR
23:59:14 <heaven> COME ON COME ON COME ON
23:59:55 <mikey> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:59:57 <mikey> im LIVE
23:59:59 <WebbY> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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