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32:57 Part: mikey ([email protected]) from #prison
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33:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o mikey
26:20 <Akron> :)
26:48 * mikey cuddles Andyz
28:08 <GrEmLiNz> group hugs!
28:52 <GrEmLiNz> i ahve to ask myself why am i sstill awake starin at the monitoors
29:06 <GrEmLiNz> mm and cant t ype to save mny lige atm
29:15 <mikey> im up because i had a nap
29:22 <mikey> meant to be an hour
29:31 <mikey> slept from 3 - 7.30
29:34 <GrEmLiNz> ahh nanu nap i like tocall it
29:42 <mikey> so ill be up for a while
29:43 <mikey> :P
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44:49 <Akron> im up because some cunt drove a car into a river
44:53 <Akron> and tried to drown
44:56 <Akron> stupid cunt
44:59 <Akron> and now im going to bed
45:02 <Akron> night !
45:12 Nick: Hailan is now known as WebbY
45:15 Quit: WebbY ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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45:35 <WebbY> nite!
45:38 <mikey> night andyz
45:41 <mikey> Nic <3
45:41 <WebbY> i just got home from a party
45:45 <WebbY> <3 mikey
45:56 <WebbY> iam slightly intoxicated
46:06 <Akron> pfft
46:07 <Akron> pussy
46:16 <Akron> real men get wasted and then bash their wives
46:17 <WebbY> i only drank half a bottle
46:21 <Akron> you're dead to me.
46:27 <WebbY> go to bed already
46:45 <mikey> andyz......
46:49 <mikey> cuddle pls?
46:49 <Akron> yesm
46:51 <Akron> aww
46:55 * Akron snugs mikey
46:57 <mikey> :$
47:00 <Akron> :)
47:10 * mikey curls up in your lap <3
47:16 <Akron> haha ok now bed times, have to be up in 3 hours
47:19 <Akron> biz
47:23 <mikey> ok bai
47:33 <WebbY> later
47:58 <WebbY> iam off to bed too
48:01 <WebbY> nitey nite
48:02 <mikey> :(
48:02 <WebbY> :)
48:04 <mikey> fine
48:05 <mikey> :(
48:06 <WebbY> haha
48:09 <WebbY> its like 2 am nearly!
48:13 <WebbY> u should be sleeping too
48:13 <WebbY> :P
48:18 <mikey> im still drinking!
48:27 <WebbY> what u drinking?
48:32 <mikey> vodka
48:35 <mikey> the usual
48:38 <WebbY> straight?
48:44 <mikey> no, im gay
48:53 <mikey> :P~
48:54 <WebbY> caprioska?
49:00 <mikey> nah, mixed
49:07 <WebbY> with what?
49:11 <mikey> apple juice
49:18 <WebbY> hmm never had that
49:21 <WebbY> usual vodka and og
49:24 <WebbY> oj*
49:42 <mikey> v + apple juice is yummyyy
49:43 <mikey> :)
50:33 <WebbY> ahh i like V
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52:21 <mikey> no
52:25 <mikey> v = vodka
52:27 <mikey> :P
53:05 <WebbY> ohh lol sorry
53:15 <mikey> :p
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53:16 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +oo ChanOP TheWJM
53:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o robert_
01:02 <WebbY> wb!
02:00 <WebbY> off to bed for me, nite :)
03:03 <mikey> night man
03:04 <mikey> x
03:18 <TheWJM> night nic:>
03:29 <mikey> Carllllllllllllllllllllll
03:32 <mikey> <33333333333333333333333
03:34 <TheWJM> mikey *lix*
03:38 <mikey> hi cutie
03:50 <TheWJM> hey sexy
03:56 <mikey> sup
04:10 <TheWJM> just got home from the city
05:33 <mikey> have fun
05:34 <mikey> ?
06:20 <TheWJM> damn right I did *wink*
06:26 <mikey> oooo
06:36 <mikey> you get lucky ?
06:46 <TheWJM> many times :P
06:56 <mikey> :P~
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39:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
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24:20 <mikey> :)
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36:51 <damian> MSI MS-8917 GeForce FX 5200 T 128Mo TV_Out
41:58 <WebbY> excellent
42:09 <WebbY> anyone here use bigpond cable?
44:26 <TheWJM> I used too
44:42 <WebbY> Carlos!
44:46 <TheWJM> Nicos!
44:51 <WebbY> iam still trying to decide what todo lol
44:57 <TheWJM> lol
45:07 <WebbY> have to go on atleast 12 month contract if i decide..
45:08 <TheWJM> ur hopeless...lol
45:13 <WebbY> lol
45:20 <WebbY> i like to think my decisions through
45:24 <WebbY> and make sure i know everything i can about it
45:35 <TheWJM> well, if after 12 months, your not satified, you can always go back
45:49 <WebbY> ya i know
45:53 <WebbY> and 12 months goes quick
45:55 <TheWJM> now you sound like your dad
46:03 <WebbY> isnt that a good thing? :P
46:09 <TheWJM> yeah of course
46:44 <WebbY> basically it will cost the same as iam paying now
46:51 <WebbY> if i bundle my phone,cable and foxtel
47:18 <TheWJM> yerp
47:20 <WebbY> and i go from 150GB/month to 200GB/month download, however uploads included on telstra, and not what i am on currently
47:33 <TheWJM> why not ditch the home phone line, and go VOIP?
47:50 <WebbY> i purchased a non-voip router thinking i wouldnt use voip lol
47:52 <damian> ey carl
48:02 <TheWJM> lo damian:>
48:06 <damian> what's happening
48:08 <WebbY> and ive already got wireless handsets..
48:14 <WebbY> so would have to buy VOIP handsets and that?
48:25 <TheWJM> no, you use your normal phone
48:35 <TheWJM> nothing much damian, being sunday na ll
48:57 <WebbY> i havent used voip before.. id need a VOIP enabled router for it?
49:20 <TheWJM> when you sign up to say engin.com.au like I have, they provide you a voip modem/router
49:39 <damian> do you still speak to craig?
49:42 <damian> (was it craig?)
49:48 <TheWJM> craig?
50:04 <damian> maybe not craig
50:21 <TheWJM> cetin?
50:51 <WebbY> cetin was craig yeah?
50:56 <TheWJM> yerp
50:56 <WebbY> i remember that...
51:06 <TheWJM> we keep in touch
51:40 <TheWJM> mmm bacon n eggs
51:41 <WebbY> so if i got telstra cable, id use engin as my router/voip?
51:47 <WebbY> haha nice
51:50 <TheWJM> yep
52:02 <TheWJM> works well too
52:20 <WebbY> so whats advantage of voip over standard line? cheaper call rate?
52:38 <TheWJM> 14.95 a month
52:47 <TheWJM> free local and interstate calls, untimed
52:56 <TheWJM> and overseas calls are 20 cents untimed
52:59 <TheWJM> so you tell me..
53:18 <TheWJM> oh mobiles 22 c a min
53:20 <WebbY> $19.95 for the overseas calls at 20c
53:32 <TheWJM> oh I was close
53:49 <TheWJM> im on the 14.95 a month one
54:11 <TheWJM> considering telstra line rental is almost 50 bucks?
54:15 <TheWJM> plus calls
54:34 <WebbY> $30 isnt it?
54:40 <TheWJM> check your bill
54:51 <TheWJM> you'll find it more than 30$
54:52 <WebbY> not on telstra phone
54:58 <damian> cetin, that's the one
55:12 <damian> has he got any online contact method he actually uses?
55:25 <TheWJM> damian, not sure. I'll ask aroun
55:27 <TheWJM> d
55:31 <TheWJM> nic...ey?
55:36 <WebbY> i use iinet home phone
55:46 <TheWJM> ahh ok
55:58 <TheWJM> well...whatever they charge.. voip is wayyyyyyyyyy cheaper
55:58 <WebbY> i hardly use home phone
56:07 <WebbY> haha yeah voip does seem to be
56:12 <TheWJM> then ditch it all together?
56:18 <damian> you just said you still keep in touch!
56:18 <TheWJM> ppl us emobiles these days
56:23 <damian> what's his last name
56:24 <WebbY> i need it for contact for Georgia's dad to call and stuff
56:27 <TheWJM> cept Amanda does talk for hours on the phone
56:46 <WebbY> yeah i still need a home phone, just not too worried about it cause it doesnt get used much u know
57:27 <WebbY> $47.00 last month was my phone bill, thats line rental, +$6 for voicemail, +$6 for caller id
57:42 <WebbY> line rental is like $30
57:42 <TheWJM> mine was 14.95 :P
57:54 <TheWJM> all calls I made were free
58:01 <WebbY> yeah
58:16 <WebbY> hmm
58:25 <WebbY> this is making things more complicated now haha
58:29 <TheWJM> lol
58:33 <TheWJM> something to think about
58:44 <WebbY> yeah definately worth a think about
58:59 <WebbY> i may purchase a router with voip tho... because i want a really good router with alot of options and that
59:11 <WebbY> i presume the engin one is basic?
59:16 <TheWJM> nup
59:23 <TheWJM> the one they gave me was a linksys..
59:27 <TheWJM> with wireless
59:51 <TheWJM> WRT54GP2
59:58 <TheWJM> look it up
59:58 <WebbY> is that the voice box 3102?
00:07 <TheWJM> is has the voice thing built in
00:32 <WebbY> i guess they give u a new number too?
00:36 <TheWJM> i just plug my normal phone into one of the 2 phone sockets
00:39 <TheWJM> yeah
00:46 <TheWJM> they can port numbers too I think
00:55 <WebbY> Plug any phone handset into one side and plug the other side into your broadband router and you will be making calls in no time
00:55 <WebbY> Also supports sharing with a landline, so you can make and take calls on your broadband phone and landline with the same handset
01:13 <TheWJM> yerp
01:38 <TheWJM> also has all the cool features like telstra, call baring n shit, all free
01:46 <WebbY> yeah i saw that
02:13 <WebbY> so if i wanted to go telstra cable.. and engin voip
02:21 <WebbY> id go from ethernet from the cable modem, into the voip
02:28 <WebbY> and then from voip into my switch?
02:32 <TheWJM> no
02:41 <TheWJM> the voip will be a router (4port)
02:48 <TheWJM> so use the voip router
02:48 <WebbY> i need more then 4 ports
02:50 <TheWJM> for your network
02:56 <TheWJM> then yes into a swtich
03:00 <WebbY> yeah
03:21 <WebbY> so modem --> engin --> switch --> computers
03:42 <TheWJM> looks about right
03:50 <TheWJM> plug YOUR pc directly into the engin router
04:08 <WebbY> because?
04:11 <TheWJM> less hops is faster
04:31 <WebbY> yeah
04:32 <mikey> :)
04:38 <WebbY> i think iam getting an idea on what i would do...
04:55 <TheWJM> want me get my paint out and paint you a picture? :P
04:55 <WebbY> mikey :)
04:58 <WebbY> haha
05:03 <WebbY> well i have to consider alot of things
05:07 * TheWJM fingers mikey's pikala
05:10 <TheWJM> lol I know Nic
05:18 <WebbY> i have a hills hub type system in my house, a central box where all the networking and cable comes in
05:25 <WebbY> and then its distributed through the house
05:33 <mikey> Nic :D
05:37 <mikey> Carl0s :)
06:08 <WebbY> atm i have the adsl modem/router plugged in at the box, and then i have my switch in my other room, from the plug in the wall
06:08 <damian> miikkayyyyyy
06:11 <damian> supppp mah brutha
06:47 <TheWJM> yeah
06:51 <WebbY> however if i did this new way.. i would plug the cable internet into the box, and then use the cable port in the office to plug my modem in.. and then have the engin box and modem in my office
07:09 <TheWJM> yerp
07:52 <WebbY> i can forsee potential problems.. but hopefully it would work how we think
08:23 <WebbY> i just know this shit never seems to go to plan lol
08:50 <TheWJM> it can, with patience
09:16 <WebbY> yeah
09:34 <WebbY> since its going to be cable tho..
09:37 <WebbY> and voip..
09:46 <WebbY> potentially i can keep my current phone and internet until i get the cable and voip working
09:50 <WebbY> so i should have 0 downtime
09:54 <TheWJM> correct
10:46 <TheWJM> and if your really greedy, you could buy a multi/router and have 2 internet connections coming in from 2 different places.. and the modem will spread the bandwidth out for you
11:18 <WebbY> lol really?
11:30 <WebbY> so i could have like say 30mbps from cable and 10mbps from adsl2?
11:34 <TheWJM> then if one drops out.. the modem works it out and directs traffic elsewhere
11:39 <TheWJM> yerp
11:55 <WebbY> expensive tho :P
12:11 <TheWJM> then you'd config the modem.. to do all downloading off the cable and uploading and some downloading with iinet
12:27 <TheWJM> and you would maximise your potential bandwidth
12:47 <WebbY> sounds complicated
13:18 <damian> you're going to run two internet?
13:34 <WebbY> Carl only just mentioned it lol
13:35 <damian> or was that a hypothetically
13:36 <damian> ahh
13:50 <damian> yeah, i thought 'one internet connection dedicated to voip?! what the!'
14:11 <WebbY> Carl is saying they would be used for everything
14:18 <WebbY> the modem would use bandwidth from both
14:18 <damian> yeh
14:29 <TheWJM> yeah you can config it to suit your needs
14:29 <damian> cable for downloads only, so you can maximize it
14:39 <damian> speed!
15:37 <WebbY> would it be as simple as plugging ethernet from each modem, adsl and cable modem, and into the router?
16:25 <TheWJM> yerp
16:28 <WebbY> btw Carl, i looked up the WRT54GP2 and it says this, WAN ethernet port maximum speed (Mbps) 25
16:42 <WebbY> potentially cable can go to 30mbps.. so that would be limiting it
16:46 <TheWJM> and if you want to get realllllll technical, you could get a load balancer
16:56 <damian> you're a load balancer
17:01 <TheWJM> then plug your pc directly into the cable modem
17:32 <damian> i wouldn't use wifi for any primary machine anyway webdozer
17:42 <TheWJM> i don't either
17:49 <WebbY> i dont
17:53 <TheWJM> but it's handy, when guests come over
17:58 <WebbY> i got a gigabit router in my office
18:01 <WebbY> with 6 pc's here
18:07 <WebbY> no wireless
18:29 <TheWJM> have a look Nic, http://www.xincom.com/products.php
18:50 <TheWJM> in fact
18:50 <TheWJM> http://www.xincom.com/products/dpg/503/
19:17 <TheWJM> Reliable & Redundant Internet Access
19:17 <TheWJM> Using two separate ISPs provides redundant connectivity to the Internet. In the event that one ISP goes down, the XC-DPG503 automatically fails over to the other ISP service. Redundancy to the Internet provides a truly uninterrupted connection for a business's customers while maintaining uptime and productivity for its employees.
19:52 <TheWJM> Throughput
19:52 <TheWJM> 50 Mbps bidirectional throughput (WAN)
20:24 <WebbY> mm that looks pretty awesome
20:55 <WebbY> expensive setup tho to run 2 internets
21:05 <TheWJM> yeah true...but it's a thought
21:16 <TheWJM> people who reply on being online would use that setup
21:28 <TheWJM> imagine wow..you'd be king of speed!
21:34 <WebbY> haha
21:37 <WebbY> my problem with wow is latency
21:39 <WebbY> my ping reply
21:41 <WebbY> not my speed :P
21:52 <WebbY> nothing i can do about my distance from the US servers
21:55 <TheWJM> well with 2 net connections I doubt that would be a problem
22:16 <TheWJM> now there's an idea.. lets suggest to WOW, about providing an AU server?
22:25 <TheWJM> at a price of course
22:27 <WebbY> haha
22:41 <WebbY> would be have to be a pretty insane server
22:50 <TheWJM> plural
22:54 <WebbY> true
22:55 <TheWJM> you'd want more than one
23:08 <TheWJM> multihoned
23:18 <WebbY> plugged directly into the backbone
23:19 <WebbY> lol
23:28 <TheWJM> or your cable..? :P
23:38 <WebbY> lol
23:43 <TheWJM> half a day. and you get shaped!
23:45 <TheWJM> LOL
23:53 <WebbY> lol more like 5 minutes probably haha
23:58 <TheWJM> HAHHAHAH true
24:09 <WebbY> 10 million play WoW
24:16 <WebbY> prob like 500,000+ Aussies
24:19 <TheWJM> they don't use alot of bandwidth.. because everyone has the software on their pc's
24:25 <TheWJM> it's just small update files
24:52 <WebbY> yeah but still realtime data
24:53 <TheWJM> only way to find out, is to ask
25:03 <TheWJM> I am surprised, they don't have a server or 50 here
25:04 <WebbY> true lol
25:12 <TheWJM> considering the people they have in AU who play
25:21 <WebbY> they have oceanic servers, but i believe they are just US servers on oceanic timezones
25:32 <TheWJM> prob
26:00 <WebbY> if i went with cable and adsl2.. id be looking at $300/month or so
26:48 <TheWJM> well.. that a bit excessive... Amanda would have your balls on a platter
26:49 <WebbY> 450gb dara
26:56 <WebbY> haha
26:59 <WebbY> id put it through business
27:05 <TheWJM> yeah true
27:12 <WebbY> business expense
27:16 <WebbY> and iam running a server here now too
30:31 <WebbY> so running 2 connections.. would it pull my bandwidth together like.. i would download a file at 2mb/s from cable and 1mb/s from adsl2. would it be 3mb/s?
31:08 <WebbY> it would it split my bandwidth between different things? such as 2mb/s goes to the download, and i still got 1mb/s for running like.. youtube or other things u know
31:09 <TheWJM> doesn't work like that
31:16 <TheWJM> yeah
31:31 <WebbY> just means i can do multiple things really
31:53 <WebbY> makes sense
32:05 <TheWJM> yerp
32:28 <TheWJM> and keeps your nix server 'online' so you can host website n shit off it?
32:56 <WebbY> yeah..
33:23 <WebbY> so much to think on now lol
37:00 <TheWJM> lol
37:13 <TheWJM> I used to have 3 ISP's at one stage, many yrs ago
37:33 <WebbY> ahh i wondered how u had all this info and ideas.. lol
37:44 <WebbY> never knew u had isps
38:00 <TheWJM> done my research
38:33 <TheWJM> her har her har
38:40 <WebbY> haha
39:03 <WebbY> btw i just realised i have a dual wan router
39:16 <WebbY> i bought one the other day
39:16 <TheWJM> well ther eyou go!
39:26 <TheWJM> dual,, capable of cable and dsl?
39:39 <WebbY> its got a WAN port and a e-wan port
39:43 <WebbY> i believe i can plug into the e-wan?
39:50 <WebbY> http://au.billion.com/product/wireless/bipac7800n.php
40:20 <WebbY> The Second Ethernet WAN
40:20 <WebbY> The BiPAC 7800(N) series uses a Dual-WAN approach with an ADSL2+ port and a separate RJ-45 WAN port that offers another broadband connectivity option for connecting to Cable, VDSL or Fiber modems.
41:05 <TheWJM> The BiPAC 7800(N) series is equipped with a second Ethernet WAN interface, which can be used to connect to an external broadband modem
41:20 <WebbY> :D
41:21 <TheWJM> ahh so you can go from cable modem into that with ethernet cable
41:28 <WebbY> yup yup
41:36 <WebbY> not bad
42:17 <WebbY> think that will be all good?
45:40 <TheWJM> don't see why not
45:49 <TheWJM> I'd love to test it out if and when it all goes ahead
45:51 <TheWJM> would be mad!
46:01 <WebbY> haha yeah
46:12 <WebbY> might need ur help with configuring it and making sure its all good :P
47:06 <TheWJM> why of course
47:34 <WebbY> i think my first step would be to get the cable installed
47:45 <WebbY> they give me a free modem cause i have to go on contract anyway
48:18 <WebbY> i will get the single port one, iam told its a better modem and can handle the faster cable
48:38 <WebbY> well from what ive read up on anyway
51:44 <WebbY> cable comes as a static ip standard doesnt it?
53:01 <TheWJM> well mine did... depends what you ask for I spose
53:22 <WebbY> yeah when i spoke to them, they said it does come with static ip
54:23 <WebbY> does that mean i have 2 external ip's too running 2 diff connections? so if one connection dies, how is my dns affected?
55:45 <WebbY> just do 2 diff name servers?
56:00 <WebbY> like ns1.tks.net.au as 1 connection and ns2.tks.net.au as my 2nd?
56:04 <TheWJM> welll again, you could use both isp's name servers for dns
56:40 <WebbY> i meant for resolving my domains to my server?
56:44 <TheWJM> in resolv.conf you can list as many ns as you liek
56:48 <TheWJM> like
56:55 <TheWJM> and the resolv.conf will handle the rest
57:00 <WebbY> cool
57:10 <WebbY> so wouldnt be a problem
58:02 <WebbY> anything else i should consider? :P
58:07 <WebbY> mr smarty pants! haha
59:55 <TheWJM> decide which path to take, then making some calls and getting the hardware you need
00:10 <WebbY> the path iam considering is..
00:16 <WebbY> 1. order cable with the single port modem
00:23 <WebbY> 2. plus that into my dual wan router
00:29 <WebbY> 3. run both adsl2 and cable and see how it goes
00:36 <WebbY> 4. decide to keep both or only 1?
00:49 <WebbY> 5. setup voip? and remove home line
00:53 <TheWJM> trial n error, yeah way to go
01:30 <WebbY> yeah i want to go for cable anyway at this stage
01:38 <WebbY> so if i dont like having both connections, ill cancel adsl2
01:43 <WebbY> and then get voip and use cable
01:44 <TheWJM> have you booked an install?
01:52 <WebbY> nope not at this stage
02:02 <WebbY> only still deciding now what todo since talking to you :P
02:09 <TheWJM> yeah true
02:40 <WebbY> so think thats a decent way to go about it?
03:28 <TheWJM> looks good
03:44 <WebbY> cool ill go ahead and organise for a cable install then :)
03:52 <WebbY> <3 for your all ur help/advice
03:56 <TheWJM> now go on facebook and become my neightbour in socialcity, so I can expland
04:02 <TheWJM> anytime nic :>
04:07 <WebbY> haha socialcity?
04:09 <WebbY> what is that?
04:12 <TheWJM> a game
04:17 <TheWJM> where you build a city
04:19 <WebbY> lol
04:24 <WebbY> will i become addicted?
05:09 <TheWJM> dunno, but I just need the neighbours so I can expand
05:16 <WebbY> haha
05:21 <WebbY> ok i installed it
05:24 <WebbY> and became ur neighbour
05:26 <WebbY> just 4 u
05:26 <WebbY> :P
05:30 <TheWJM> good lad :P
05:41 <WebbY> haha
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22:37 <WebbY> alright signed up for cable
22:42 <WebbY> see how we go
22:46 <WebbY> prob take a month before i get it lol
23:05 <TheWJM> shouldn't take that long
23:37 <WebbY> haha yeah hope not
24:04 <TheWJM> i get my naked dsl tomorrow week
24:48 <WebbY> excellent!
24:51 <WebbY> that'll be good
25:03 <WebbY> are u using a wireless atm?
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25:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o daisy
25:40 <daisy> evenin'
25:44 <WebbY> evening :)
25:46 <WebbY> how are u?
25:53 <daisy> hungry
26:20 <daisy> you know what I fancy? some more of that vietnamese food we had in crown street
26:24 <WebbY> haha
26:26 <daisy> especially the sate thingy
26:28 <WebbY> me too!
26:32 <daisy> and the beef with lemongrass
26:38 <daisy> Rak ordered that and it was divine
26:50 <WebbY> it was good stuff
26:54 <WebbY> stop ur making me hungry now
26:55 <WebbY> :P
27:30 <daisy> where the hell is Jen, I want her to turn off my AOP
27:41 <daisy> how can I be all furtive and secretlike otherwise!
27:57 <TheWJM> yeah bigpond wireless dongle
27:58 <daisy> some perth bint took my delilah nick .. was my favourite
28:22 * TheWJM eats, roots and leaves daisy
28:38 <daisy> I have it on notify so I am hoping she undergoes some mishap that keeps her offline for 22 days!
28:47 <daisy> bah, you eat lots more than that!
28:58 <TheWJM> lol
29:10 <daisy> what did you get up to today?
29:33 <WebbY> i think yum cha is in order soon
29:37 <TheWJM> got the van and trucks ready for tomorrow
29:45 <TheWJM> did some washing
29:47 <TheWJM> cleaning
29:50 <TheWJM> blah blah
30:03 <daisy> I still have to do all my washing :(
30:10 <daisy> Nic, how about the week after next?
30:16 <daisy> We wont get a lookin next week
30:19 <daisy> coz its mothers day
30:33 <TheWJM> Louises birthday today
31:09 <daisy> I might send her a happy berthday sms!
31:14 <daisy> she still have the same number?
31:34 Quit: WebbY ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:37 <TheWJM> yerp
33:41 <daisy> sent
35:20 <daisy> I went over to rod's today and he and matthew were on the lawn, wrestling, full on! next thing rod's elbow connects with matthew's jaw and he leans over and starts spitting out blood!
35:30 <daisy> he then elbows rod in the mouth and the same thing
35:43 <daisy> little did I know that the little shits had one of those halloween blood pellets
35:54 <TheWJM> rofl!
36:11 <daisy> It was somewhat unexpected
36:21 <daisy> I really thought matthew lost a couple of teeth
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36:33 <Hailan> ffs..
36:34 <TheWJM> would have scared the crapper outa me
36:36 Nick: Hailan is now known as WebbY
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37:28 <daisy> awww, my nick register date reverted back to the new one :(
37:36 <daisy> when jen re-registered it for me
37:49 <daisy> I guess nickop didn't like the change
38:08 <TheWJM> he has to do it when services are down, so they accept the change
39:19 <daisy> well ... somebody take services down! :D
40:00 <daisy> where are all the fully sik h4x0rs?
40:19 <daisy> speaking of which, I wonder where John is these days
40:21 <TheWJM> no point taking them down.. dan needs to be here to update the date
40:42 <TheWJM> Dan has been somewhat... silent of late
41:09 <daisy> perhaps he doesn't make the same kind of noises that I do ....
41:11 <daisy> :>
41:23 <TheWJM> he usually does..mrs farty!
41:47 <daisy> sif I make those unsociable noises
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42:11 <daisy> you know me, I'd rather suffer untold pain than to emit any bodily sounds!
42:12 <TheWJM> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHA
42:21 <daisy> aren't women strange
42:25 <TheWJM> mean while, I just let them rip!!
42:30 <daisy> we wont even do it in the toilet cubicle
42:42 <daisy> or if its absolutely essential, we always flush, to mask the sound
43:39 <heaven> so very true
43:40 <daisy> I am compelled to silence any top or bottom burps in public :D
43:48 <daisy> hey, missy!
43:57 <heaven> hello :)
44:51 <daisy> I am hoping ron goes up to port stephens next weekend, seeing as its mothers day
45:00 <daisy> I'd rather he spent it with his mother, actually
45:25 <daisy> actually when IS mothers day?
45:30 <daisy> damned if I know
45:31 <TheWJM> next sunday
45:53 <daisy> I always thought it was the second sunday in may
46:01 <daisy> or is that fathers day in september?
46:04 <TheWJM> yeah
46:05 <TheWJM> next sunday
46:16 <heaven> i still need to find a present for my mother
46:19 <heaven> it gets harder each year
46:30 <daisy> my mother already got her present
46:34 <TheWJM> flowers
46:45 <TheWJM> oh speaking of that
46:51 <TheWJM> interflora,, here i come
46:53 <daisy> a row of little solar powered lights running up the side of her house, around waist level
46:59 <daisy> so the path is illuminated
47:05 <daisy> nooo, dont do interflora
47:13 <daisy> its a rort
47:18 <TheWJM> rosesonly?
47:28 <heaven> weve got solar powered lights here but I find them to be really weak
47:31 <daisy> look up a florist in her suburb and ring them directly
47:42 <TheWJM> kool idea
47:44 <daisy> you can then discuss what you want, whats in season etc
47:56 <heaven> I'm not expecting it to light up like the eiffel tower
48:01 <heaven> but they just glow
48:03 <heaven> ish
48:20 <daisy> she doesn't need bright illumination, just enough to illuminate the path at night
48:26 <daisy> and they are spaced every 2 metres
48:48 <daisy> carl, I always do that when I send flowers, even overseas
49:02 <daisy> a quick call to their local florist and you can get just what you want
49:07 <TheWJM> kool idea, i'll chekc it out now
49:44 <daisy> that reminds me, I have to ring tomorrow too and have some sent to Dot, rons mum
50:11 <daisy> I'll set a reminder msg on my phone to call tomorrow
51:32 <TheWJM> good idea
53:32 <daisy> ok, msg set
53:36 <daisy> and I'm off for a bit
53:44 <daisy> throw on some washing and cook dinner
53:51 <daisy> be back laterish
55:48 <heaven> carl, alch started his own little vendetta against me
56:02 <heaven> totally cute
56:17 <TheWJM> oh gawd, he never stops
56:22 <TheWJM> what's he been doing?
56:50 <heaven> he keeps me out of Dans channel, the only one he has access in, at any cost
57:00 <TheWJM> goth?
57:02 <heaven> yup
57:10 <heaven> i keep getting banned and banned and banned
57:12 <heaven> its hilarious
57:21 <TheWJM> dan hates him
57:28 <heaven> odd
57:33 <heaven> he's got access to goth
58:01 <TheWJM> I removed the ban
58:10 <daisy> still here .. and was reading above
58:43 <daisy> poor little alch, at one time I was getting inundated with invites to his channel ...
58:49 <daisy> he finally stopped
59:15 <heaven> he's been around forever like us, its a shame he's so rude and utterly annoying
59:16 <daisy> I mean I dont really know him .. and probably has kids in there who are younger than my sons!
59:31 <daisy> I have absolutely nothing in common
59:37 <heaven> rosie, heard from Jack lately ?
59:43 <daisy> so what is the point of sitting there, like a pimple on a bum
59:52 <daisy> no, not for a long time now
00:01 <daisy> I believe he and marina are like an old married couple
00:11 <daisy> he is working, has been for a number of years now
00:12 <daisy> which is good
00:22 <TheWJM> lol, Idil, you have higher access than him in #goth, delete him..:>
00:37 * daisy chortles
00:39 <heaven> its not my channel Carl, otherwise I would've ;)
00:45 <heaven> its not my place
00:50 <TheWJM> don't worry, Dan hates him too
01:06 <TheWJM> but dan is too much of a sook to offend anyone, n delete him
01:07 <daisy> no, Dan doesn't HATE him, he merely tolerates him, thusfar :)
01:38 <heaven> i'll ask Dan if I can if it gets too bad, at this point he only bans me and I end up going back
01:42 <heaven> so its all good
01:52 <TheWJM> well you can always unban yourself, you have higher axs
01:58 <heaven> okay :)
01:59 <heaven> i miss mirc
02:02 <heaven> i hate colloquy
02:43 <TheWJM> why not use mirc?
03:01 <TheWJM> oh MAC user
03:13 <TheWJM> ALERT Mac user *points to heaven*
03:18 <heaven> rofl
03:24 <heaven> mmmm mac
03:30 <TheWJM> sif mac...:P
03:30 <daisy> I on the other hand am very easy going and I love to see everyone!
03:31 * heaven lix her MBP
03:33 <daisy> Some people I love to see when they're coming ... others I love to see when they're going!
03:37 <daisy> :D
03:40 <heaven> rofl
03:43 <heaven> I likes that
03:48 <daisy> feel free to use
04:00 <heaven> I'm gonna make it fit in a tweet
04:01 <heaven> :P
04:08 <daisy> and on that note, I am rooly going!
04:16 <TheWJM> cccccccccccyaaa
04:19 <heaven> I'm gonna install win7 on my mac on dualboot
04:22 <daisy> I need to do some laundry otherwise I wont have clean undies for tomorrow
04:22 <heaven> so that I can use mirc
04:23 <daisy> !
04:35 <heaven> ooh laundry thanks for reminding me
04:38 <daisy> cant walk up the stairs at school with no undies
04:39 <heaven> sleep well love
04:40 <TheWJM> good work Idil
04:49 <TheWJM> I use windows 7 Ultimate 64
04:53 <daisy> no sleep yet, its only 6pm
04:54 <TheWJM> works a treat
04:56 <daisy> I'll be beck
05:07 <TheWJM> lol @ Rosie without undies.. at work
05:09 <heaven> i think there's a free version of windows 7 isnt there? where u can only start 3 programs or something
05:18 <TheWJM> there is?
05:22 <heaven> TheWJM: wouldn't be a problem if it wasnt a school :P
05:24 <heaven> yeah I think there is
05:27 <heaven> thats what I heard
05:34 <TheWJM> sweet
05:52 <TheWJM> yeah, imagine the kids..checking our her pitite buttocks
06:10 <heaven> they'd have the time of their lives
06:18 <heaven> it'd be like their favorite day at school
06:18 <TheWJM> lol
06:30 <TheWJM> "show n tell"
06:53 <heaven> there'd be a line to the boys toilet and a moisturizer shortage
07:12 <TheWJM> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
07:25 <TheWJM> at their age, I am sure they just jizz in their pants at the thought
07:49 <heaven> is it highschool?
07:54 <TheWJM> yeah
07:57 <heaven> ah yes
08:01 <TheWJM> I know I did at highschool
08:19 <heaven> "oh look, shes not wearing panties! OOPS
08:23 <heaven> *splurt*
08:25 <TheWJM> school for the gifted
08:30 <TheWJM> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
08:41 <heaven> ok well if theyre gifted
08:57 <heaven> "oh looketh my friend, she hath no pantiesth"
09:01 <heaven> "oopseth"
09:03 <heaven> *splurt*
09:09 <TheWJM> jolly good show old chap
09:36 <heaven> rof
09:40 <heaven> l
10:11 <TheWJM> Idil, pls accept my social city request, I need more neighbours so I can expand my city :)
10:59 <heaven> rofl
11:10 <heaven> i will but then i'll block all other stuff coming from that app
11:13 <heaven> ok?
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11:22 <TheWJM> kool with me
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11:45 <TheWJM> oh geez nic, get some glue on yoru connection
11:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o mikey
11:50 <TheWJM> mikey u 2!!
11:52 <WebbY> haha
11:57 <WebbY> iam doing some changes
11:58 <WebbY> my bad :P
12:02 <heaven> have you built the greenhouse in fv yet?
12:08 <TheWJM> now your host doesn't resolve
12:16 <TheWJM> working on it Idil
12:16 <WebbY> i know
12:17 <heaven> wb nic&mikey
12:24 <WebbY> i need to re-do my port forwarding
12:30 <WebbY> updated my firmware on my router
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13:04 <TheWJM> there you go :)
13:22 <WebbY> :D
13:31 <heaven> did u send the invite
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13:44 <heaven> wb
13:46 <TheWJM> yes
13:48 <TheWJM> just now
14:23 <heaven> I got one for fv
14:26 <heaven> not for social city
14:42 <TheWJM> oh darn
16:52 <WebbY> brb
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17:11 <heaven> if we unlock a co op farming medal
17:17 <heaven> then we can buy fuel with coins
17:22 <WebbY> lol...
17:37 <TheWJM> yeah for 50k a tin
17:39 <TheWJM> fuck that
18:50 <heaven> oh its a tin?
18:50 <heaven> damn
18:52 <WebbY> lol
20:43 <WebbY> i was having weird dropouts on my LAN
20:54 <TheWJM> opps sorry
21:03 <WebbY> i did ping for 500 times, and it would ping for like .. 100 and then timeout for 5-6
23:16 <WebbY> why u sorry?
23:45 <WebbY> firmware update seems to have sorted it out anyway
23:50 <TheWJM> koolio
26:26 <WebbY> so u working all week carl?
27:13 <TheWJM> as usual yes
27:34 <WebbY> no time for a quick lunch catch up? :D
27:56 <TheWJM> why not dinner?.. I can bring KFC?
28:16 <heaven> sif make me jealous with kfc
29:20 <WebbY> haha
29:42 <WebbY> will speak to Amanda and see whens good for dinner Carl
29:45 <heaven> i miss chicken popcorn
29:50 <WebbY> lol
29:53 <TheWJM> okies
29:56 <WebbY> i used to love that.. but kinda got over it
30:32 <WebbY> i like there roller's
31:55 * Longie helicopteres
32:05 * damian roflcopters
32:23 * WebbY spincopters
32:35 * Longie films
32:40 * heaven stabs damian repeatedly 
32:53 * Longie films
32:57 <WebbY> lol
32:59 * mikey strips
32:59 <WebbY> thats gotta hurt
33:00 <heaven> lol
33:04 <WebbY> wooooo
33:05 <WebbY> this place is going off
33:06 <Longie> so much quality footage here guys
33:07 <WebbY> :D
33:08 <heaven> mikey: what did u end up cooking
33:30 <Longie> :D
34:08 <mikey> satay chicken drumsticks with rice
34:15 <mikey> will be ready in about 15 mins :>
34:34 <WebbY> hmmm
34:37 <WebbY> sounds yummy
34:59 <mikey> smells yummy
35:16 <heaven> must be yummy then
35:37 <WebbY> i love satay
35:40 <WebbY> sooo good
36:33 <Longie> only because it tastes like nuts :P
36:39 <WebbY> exactly
37:24 <mikey> that's why i eat it
38:43 <WebbY> i have satay combination from the chinese store for lunch alot
38:49 <WebbY> mmm its really good
39:45 <WebbY> woohoo the wife calls, dinner is on the table :D bbs
41:21 <mikey> kk
42:11 <Longie> this net sucks balls
42:17 <Longie> >:(
42:25 <mikey> :(
42:49 <Longie> its gettinmg better
42:59 <Longie> the average dropout rate is down to 7 mins
43:09 <Longie> from 3
43:16 <Akron> :)
43:26 <mikey> andys <3
43:51 <Longie> [18:43.36] -*status- *** danielw detached
43:51 * Daniel continues licking and sucking sandraa's fingers
44:00 <Longie> nice of it to finally recognise i drpoped out haha
44:00 <Longie> iuf it happens again im going to watch tv :/
44:41 <Longie> lol
44:47 <Longie> hi daniel
44:47 <Daniel> we used to stack fucks like you in korea five feet high and use you for sandbags
45:02 <Longie> really? i feel like doing that with my modem
45:08 * Longie donates his modem to daniel
45:09 <Daniel> dont belittle my penis ability
45:16 <Longie> o_O
45:18 <Akron> howdy
45:58 * heaven lix Akron 
46:17 <Akron> reow baby
46:37 <damian> realisseddd he'd been getting the raw deal, something finally must have snapped in his brain!
47:22 <damian> znc
47:35 <damian> that's why you never answer!
48:14 <Longie> [18:47.16] [Longie PING reply]: 1min 20secs
48:33 <Longie> -
48:34 <Longie> :(
48:34 <Longie> [18:48.00] [Longie PING reply]: 1min 7secs
48:34 <Longie> my nets etting faster!
48:34 <Longie> im only on irc
48:34 <Longie> i have nothing else open :(
48:35 <damian> upgrade your dialup
48:59 <Longie> dude its apparently wireless broadband
49:08 <Longie> im going to get naked adsl2 soonish
49:11 <damian> well there's your explination
49:14 <Longie> when i get my new comp
49:16 <damian> can youg et it for me too
49:23 <damian> it's a catch22 with me
49:23 <Longie> and im hopinmg these guys want their modem back
49:32 <Longie> im going to smash it into as many pieces as i can
49:32 <Longie> then mail it back
49:36 <damian> on the one hand, if i have naked adsl2+ i save on the phone bill..
49:48 <damian> well, the standard charge
49:48 <Longie> ill tell them it was fine before it left here
49:51 <Longie> it already has a munted usb connection because i got the shits and threw it at my table
50:03 <damian> but if i go on naked, i also have to use my mobile to call std
50:04 <Longie> the one bendable part, the usb plug, his the leg of my table and has a nice C shaped bend in it
50:11 <Longie> so i had to sit there straightening it going 'you fucking idiot'
50:12 <Longie> haha
50:27 <damian> poor usb :(
50:58 <Longie> i dont call std :D
50:59 <damian> worst i've done is snap off the usb part to my wifi network dongle
51:12 <Longie> i used to
51:12 <damian> solder did the fix
51:18 <Longie> mums std but i can call her from work
51:22 <damian> yeah
51:33 <damian> my parents are std also, can't call from work
51:52 <damian> are you guys expanding to victoria yet, i need a good paying job
52:49 <Akron> is it still called std ?
53:17 <Longie> bugger
54:14 <Longie> works too dead :(
54:18 <Longie> and good paying?
54:20 <Akron> isnt it an STI now ?
54:21 <Longie> you certainly arent talking about mine then
54:26 <TheWJM> oh Andy...
54:27 <TheWJM> LOL
54:46 <Akron> sorry to hear your parents have sti's damian
54:55 <Akron> they swingers ?
55:17 <damian> lol
55:21 <damian> clint jibbs you dan?
55:22 <damian> :P
55:41 * damian slaps andy
57:13 <mikey> yum
57:17 * mikey eats
57:56 <Longie> damian, sorta :P
58:12 <Longie> i work my arse off and do everything but dont get paid enough. but on the other hand its not really busy so i dont do fuck all
58:19 <Longie> haha
58:40 <damian> how much do you get paid
58:45 <damian> ballpark
58:46 <WebbY> iam back!
58:54 <damian> yay WebbY!
58:57 <damian> (that was sarcasm)
58:57 <damian> :P
59:04 <heaven> lol
59:27 <WebbY> ohh harsh
59:28 * Longie invents a sarcasm font
59:32 <Longie> my irc client has italic in it
59:39 <Longie> so im going to pretend thats sarcasm
59:43 <Longie> if i even finish writing it
59:55 <damian> lol
02:18 <Longie> ever*
04:14 <WebbY> discuss: having a penis is better than a vagina
04:37 Nick: TheWJM is now known as TheWJM2
04:43 <Akron> I agree
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06:02 <WebbY> wb?
06:39 <TheWJM> danke
06:54 <Longie> CONCUR!
07:04 <WebbY> carl you missed our discussion
07:05 <WebbY> [19:04:13] <WebbY> discuss: having a penis is better than a vagina
07:06 <TheWJM> ewwwwwwww @ raw
07:08 <Longie> well...
07:12 <TheWJM> I agree
07:20 <Longie> depends, are we talking about having oen available to us or one attached to/on us ?
07:20 <TheWJM> vageeena can't penetrate
07:27 <TheWJM> although a vageeena has the powah!
07:32 <Longie> because i prefer having a penis attached and vagina available to me
07:59 <TheWJM> be back in a sec..retarting it. RAW sucks
08:03 <WebbY> haha
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08:16 <Longie> hahahahaahah
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08:22 <Longie> i did the EXACT same thing
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08:23 <Longie> hahahahah
08:34 <WebbY> RAW?
08:42 <Longie> znc has a raw setting
08:46 <Longie> to display all raw stuff
08:49 <Longie> its annoying as
08:54 <damian> i don't know
08:57 <damian> it goes both ways
09:07 <damian> if you had a vagina, you have to put up with all of the monthly shit
09:12 <TheWJM> I took it out of the config, and yet I STILL Have RAW!
09:20 <Longie> carl
09:24 <damian> but, you could get sex from pretty much any guy (and a lot of the time girl) that you want!
09:24 <Longie> /msg *status listmodules
09:31 <Longie> then in that pm you might have to unload it
09:56 <heaven> so if you had a vagina you'd be a slut damian ?
09:58 <heaven> :)
10:29 <Longie> id be the biggest lesbian
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11:01 <WebbY> haha
11:12 <WebbY> it does have some advantages and disadvantages huh
11:18 <Longie> yeah
11:25 <Longie> but iod still prefer a cock attached and vagina available
11:33 <WebbY> yeah
11:35 <heaven> PMSing sucks, trust me you dont want a vagina
11:35 <Longie> the attached and available parts are not up for discussion either
11:37 <WebbY> what if u could have both?
11:45 <WebbY> without the PMS
11:47 <heaven> a hermaphrodite
11:48 <Longie> you couldnt fuck yourself because once its hard you cant bend it backwards
11:53 <Longie> so no go
12:01 <Longie> unless you want to wank and use a dildo at the same time
12:05 <WebbY> what if the vagina was above the penis
12:06 <Longie> but then some guys might do that anyway
12:08 <heaven> rofl
12:10 <WebbY> so when u get hard u could fuck urself?
12:13 <Longie> then youd hate to go through puberty
12:19 <TheWJM> ok fixed it FINALlLYY!!!
12:20 <Longie> because guys crack boners at random during that stage
12:32 <Longie> so youd either be desensitised or sitting on the bus to school would be very awkward
12:36 <Longie> THINK MAN THINK
12:41 <Longie> fuck i read too much into shit
12:47 <WebbY> haha
12:52 <TheWJM> i have one right now!
13:01 <heaven> a vagina?
13:17 <TheWJM> a hardon!
13:20 <TheWJM> wanna see?
13:22 <Longie> i dont have either :(
13:22 <WebbY> lol
13:25 <heaven> sure
14:44 <TheWJM> [19:14:47] -restored.il.us.austnet.org- The user heaven is not accepting DCC SENDs from you. Your file hardon.jpg was not sent.
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15:00 <WebbY> lol flood
15:01 <heaven> I dont know how one accepts DCCs on this client
15:03 Join: _WebbY ([email protected]) to #prison
15:03 <WebbY> stupid bnc
15:11 <heaven> oH WELL TWASNT MEANT TO BE
15:12 <heaven> :P
15:31 Quit: TheWJM2 ([email protected]) EOF from client
15:43 <TheWJM> awww
16:36 Nick: _WebbY is now known as Draghkar
17:08 <TheWJM> sucks to be you :P
17:34 <heaven> ;)
17:44 <heaven> send it to Nic he seems interested with the subject
19:28 <TheWJM> oh he has seen it first hand
21:17 <Akron> hand... ?
21:26 <Longie> feet
21:31 <Akron> oh dear
21:35 <Longie> :(
23:53 <WebbY> ohh dead
23:56 <WebbY> dear*
24:36 <WebbY> `adduser Draghkar 199
24:41 <Draghkar> `confirm
24:44 <Draghkar> `confirm Draghkar
24:58 <Draghkar> `op
25:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Draghkar
26:56 <mikey> sifnt just link nicks
26:57 Quit: Draghkar ([email protected]) Changing hosts
26:57 Join: Draghkar ([email protected]) to #prison
26:57 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o Draghkar
27:01 <Longie> he doesnt know how
27:04 <Longie> maybe you can help him?
27:06 <Longie> FORCEIF
27:09 <WebbY> haha
27:14 <mikey> lol
27:27 <Longie> too bad i lost the topic when the databases were rolled back :(
27:40 <WebbY> ive been out of this shit for like 5 years +
27:43 <mikey> tsk tsk
27:44 <WebbY> i cant remember all the stuff
27:58 <Longie> well fucking learn mate
28:00 <Longie> LIFT YOUR GAME
28:07 <WebbY> iam not asd or any shit
28:08 <WebbY> so fuck it
28:09 <WebbY> :P
28:17 <Longie> /asd admin add webby 100
28:22 <Longie> are now
28:23 <WebbY> only 100?
28:24 <Longie> have to remember shit
28:26 <Longie> yup
28:27 <Longie> im jewish
28:31 <WebbY> yeah tightass
28:33 <Longie> spose i could make you 300
28:37 <Longie> but i wont add any hosts for you :P
28:41 <Longie> so you cant use it
28:44 <WebbY> haha
28:46 <WebbY> fucker
28:47 <WebbY> :P
28:48 Nick: TheWJM is now known as TheWJM2
28:48 <Longie> :D
28:54 <Longie> brb
28:55 <Akron> you didnt make him a local oper did you
28:56 <Longie> carls fucking with shit
28:56 <WebbY> k
29:10 <Longie> haha
29:49 Quit: Longie ([email protected]) EOF from client
30:40 Join: Longie ([email protected]) to #prison
30:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Longie
30:48 <WebbY> wb
30:56 <Akron> slurp
31:14 Nick: TheWJM2 is now known as zz_TheWJM2
31:21 Join: TheWJM ([email protected]) to #prison
31:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o TheWJM
32:26 <WebbY> wb 2
32:38 Quit: zz_TheWJM2 ([email protected]) EOF from client
32:49 <Longie> :>
33:04 <Akron> Daniella
33:05 <Daniel> leave her arse tight
33:12 <Akron> my neck hurts
33:16 Quit: Longie ([email protected]) Changing hosts
33:16 Join: Longie ([email protected]) to #prison
33:16 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o Longie
34:26 <TheWJM> [19:33:26] * Longie ([email protected]) has joined #prison
34:26 <Daniel> thats fucking balloney.
34:26 <TheWJM> Longie has also used nicknames:(9) I_swallow_17m RogerY I_love_anal_17_m FailID FAKEID_male_gay licks_out_hash zz_TheWJM TheWJM2
34:28 <TheWJM> j00 been norty
34:39 <Longie> that was you :
34:40 <Longie> :P
34:45 <mikey> TheWJM has also used the nicks: TitPicsOrGline
34:46 <TheWJM> oh yeah..surrrrrrrrrrre
34:46 <mikey> haha
34:50 <TheWJM> thats what they all say
35:13 <Akron> wtf...
35:58 <Longie> TheWJM has also used the nicks: TitPicsOrGline
36:04 <Longie> mikey has also used the nicks: glined
36:07 <Longie> :(
36:12 <Akron> ?!
36:19 <Longie> TITPICS NOW MIKEY
36:22 <Longie> BEFORE IT HAPPENS AGAIN
36:28 <WebbY> haha
36:33 * mikey flashes his tits
36:36 <Longie> :o
36:37 <Akron> wow
36:40 <mikey> *tweak*
36:43 <WebbY> photo!
36:44 <Longie> bebbeh
36:46 <Longie> oh bebbeh
36:53 <Longie> now eat somelamb shanks
36:54 <mikey> you like that bishh?
37:00 <Longie> and have the grease slide down your hairy nipples
37:11 <Longie> dripping from your chin
37:13 <mikey> woo up :/
37:16 <Longie> hahahaah
37:18 <TheWJM> HAHAHHAHAHAHA
37:22 <Longie> im sure there was a line back there somewhere
37:25 <WebbY> lol wow
37:25 * Longie shrugs
37:27 <Longie> so far gone now!
37:32 <WebbY> yeah wow man
37:34 <WebbY> wtf lol
37:35 <Longie> hahahaha
37:38 <Longie> i dont know :(
37:41 <Longie> that scares me the most
37:41 <Longie> hahaha
37:43 <TheWJM> Longie, no more beer for you!!
37:50 <WebbY> lol
37:51 <Longie> ive only had 1 1/2
37:52 <WebbY> u mean drgus!
37:55 <TheWJM> i know
37:56 <WebbY> drugs*
37:57 <TheWJM> i can tell
37:57 <Longie> maybe i need more
37:59 <Longie> and i dont do drgus
38:01 <WebbY> lol
38:02 <Longie> Dr. Gus does me
38:04 <Longie> shes hot
38:15 <mikey> dr ugs :P
38:19 <Longie> dr ugs
38:27 <Longie> use that in a sentence
38:34 <Longie> my dr ughs when i tell them about my problems
38:36 <Longie> winnar
38:49 <Longie> i used to piss all my teachers off at school as a kid. they give everyone like 5 words to use in sentences
38:57 <Longie> i always used every word in one sentence
39:02 <Longie> so they increased it to ten words :(
39:11 <TheWJM> *waves* finger
39:17 <Longie> wtf
39:19 <Longie> dont finger me
39:23 <Longie> its not jail mate
39:26 <Longie> MATE
39:30 <Longie> :(
39:34 <WebbY> haha
39:43 <mikey> i never got fingered in jail
39:44 <mikey> :(
39:55 <Longie> you diodnt give the right bodylanguage
40:00 <mikey> oic
40:03 <Longie> you have to tie up your shoelaces
40:05 <Longie> even though you dont have any
40:08 <Longie> DER
40:19 <mikey> yes you do :P
40:27 <Longie> what jail did you go to?
40:37 <Longie> they usually take them off you so you dont strangle yourself or others dont they?
40:41 <Longie> or am i just hardore?
40:43 <Longie> harcore
40:45 <Longie> fuck
40:49 <mikey> only in the court cells
40:50 <Longie> too hardcore to spell it right obviously
40:58 <Longie> oh ok
41:01 <Longie> well ive never been to jail
41:01 <mikey> first thing they give you when you get to jail is a new pair of dunlop volleys
41:02 <mikey> :P
41:06 <WebbY> lol
41:08 <Longie> but i';ll pretend like im a hardcore crim
41:11 <WebbY> best shoes ever
41:14 <Longie> haha yeah
41:14 <TheWJM> and some lube!@
41:18 <Longie> i had those in the navy
41:25 <Longie> im like 'dude these are jail shoes!' and they all looked at me
41:36 <Longie> good grip
41:37 <Longie> and no laces
41:51 <Longie> carl, thats why they give you soap in the showers :P
42:07 <Akron> in the navy ?
42:13 <Longie> yeah
42:17 <Longie> those dudes on boats and ships
42:18 <Akron> ?
42:26 <Akron> I am aware of what the navy does
42:29 <Longie> haha
42:33 <Akron> you were in the navy ?
42:41 <Longie> for a bit
42:44 <Longie> not long, but yes
42:51 <Akron> or you watched sea patrol and just think you were?
42:51 <mikey> hot.
42:57 <Akron> how do you go in for not long ?
42:57 <Longie> and i didnt go over the equator
42:59 <Longie> before anyone assks
43:04 <Longie> well you get kicked out
43:06 <Akron> you got kicked out
43:07 <Akron> yes
43:09 <Longie> hahah
43:13 <Longie> yeah
43:14 <Akron> for ?
43:23 <TheWJM> ROFL
43:29 <Longie> being homophobic :(
43:35 <Akron> bullshit
43:42 <TheWJM> Longie did his training on HMAS BRisbane
43:44 <Longie> nah just a dickhead with attitude problems and violence/anger issues
43:46 <Longie> yeah
43:52 <Longie> did my GT (general training) on there
43:56 <TheWJM> I was so proud that day!
43:59 <Longie> i still have my workers overalls under my bed
44:00 <WebbY> hahaha
44:10 <Longie> or at least i should have
44:12 <Akron> Seaman Longie
44:15 <Longie> haha you were proud?
44:23 <TheWJM> of course!@
44:28 <Longie> Able Seaman!
44:30 <Longie> i was promoted once
44:35 <Akron> then you did more then 12 months
44:37 <Longie> didnt make it to LEading Seaman though :(
44:38 <TheWJM> he's able to do seamen
44:40 <Akron> so thats not too short
44:43 <Longie> like 15 or some shit
44:47 <Longie> yeah well short is less than 3 years
44:57 <Akron> of a 5 year contract
45:01 <Akron> anything is short really isnt it
45:06 <Akron> except 5 years... lol
45:07 <Longie> yeah
45:10 <Longie> haha yeah
45:10 <WebbY> your penis is short
45:11 <Longie> fuck that
45:15 <Akron> No DFM for you aww
45:16 <Longie> dude who cares about length
45:18 <Longie> ITS GIRTH BABY
45:33 * mikey moans
45:35 <WebbY> lol
45:36 <Longie> hahaha
46:05 <Akron> its ok dan i worked on a navy base, you dont want to be one of them
46:25 <Longie> especially if the summer uniform is still the same
46:30 <mikey> i love semen
46:32 <Longie> little whit eshorts and pulled up blue socks
46:33 <mikey> er
46:33 <Longie> and the sunnies
46:35 <Longie> holy fuck
46:35 <mikey> seamen :)
46:46 <WebbY> lol
46:48 <Longie> even though everyone else is dressed the same, you still feel like a spastic
46:55 <WebbY> good to hear mikey :P
46:57 <Longie> mikey, youd love shower time :P
47:05 <Longie> when you wake up before colours in the morning everyone walks around naked
47:06 <Longie> haha
47:10 <Longie> towells over shoulder
47:12 <Akron> bullshitttttt
47:22 <WebbY> andy just came in his pants
47:24 <Akron> liar
47:26 <Longie> HMAS brisbane was a DDG
47:29 <Longie> thus male only
47:31 <Akron> HMAS Brisbane maybe
47:32 <mikey> im touching myself.
47:40 <WebbY> rofl
47:44 <Longie> so everyone did because there were no girls
47:46 <Akron> HMAS Albatross & Creswell, limited nudity
47:51 * Longie nods
47:59 <Longie> i want to see FFG's ;)
48:01 <mikey> no girls
48:04 <Longie> women only bitches!
48:05 * mikey moans even louder
48:09 <Longie> mikey: DDG == dont do girls
48:11 <TheWJM> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
48:13 <Longie> and FFG == fun for girls
48:18 <Longie> i dont know they real acronyms
48:22 <Longie> but thats what we called them
48:36 <Longie> just like we called food (SCRAN) shit cooked by the royal australian navy
48:43 <Longie> fuck knows what it really stands for
48:49 <TheWJM> or fitter and turners
48:56 <TheWJM> fit it into pots and turn it into shit
49:04 <mikey> lol
49:05 <Longie> fitter and turners are mechanics, theyre called stokers :P
49:11 <Longie> like the bong cleaner tool
49:14 <Longie> i found that funny
49:21 <Longie> and smokes are cheap as shit
49:24 <Longie> like $6 a packet
49:30 <Longie> duty free baby
50:12 <TheWJM> speaking of that...need to goto the shops..be right back
50:19 <Longie> haha
50:22 <Longie> need to get some sailors?
50:25 <Longie> i mean smokes?
50:29 <TheWJM> lol yer
50:40 <WebbY> haha
50:41 <TheWJM> and let max out for a pee
50:47 <WebbY> they cost a fortune now!
50:49 <WebbY> u need to quit Carl
50:54 <TheWJM> I KNOW!!!!!
50:56 <TheWJM> I KNOW!!!!!
51:13 <WebbY> haha
51:15 <WebbY> plans to?
51:26 <Akron> dan, its stands for shit cooked by the RAN
51:40 <TheWJM> maybe :P
51:41 <Longie> thats the real acronym?
51:43 <Longie> haha
51:44 <Akron> yes
51:47 <TheWJM> I wanna get fit first
51:48 <Longie> i thought it actually stood for something else
51:52 <Akron> nope
51:53 <WebbY> do both at once
51:58 <WebbY> quit and get fit
51:58 <Longie> how about that
51:59 <TheWJM> nooooooo
52:05 <TheWJM> too hard to concentrate on more than one thing
52:11 <WebbY> i know u can do it
52:14 <WebbY> :P
52:33 <Akron> I used to eat scran a few days a month with Captain of HMAS Crewswell
52:34 <TheWJM> Longie, do us all a favour?
52:36 <Akron> i asked one day
52:52 <TheWJM> delete and ban ya matye alch3my from #goth.. he is giving Idil a hard time :/
53:02 <Longie> she can do it
53:06 <WebbY> ill do it
53:07 <TheWJM> she won't
53:08 <Longie> im sure nic gave her more access than he has
53:08 <mikey> ill do it
53:13 <WebbY> lol i did
53:13 <TheWJM> cos she says it's your channel
53:14 <Longie> and hes your mate
53:17 <TheWJM> I'd do it, but I dun have axs
53:20 <WebbY> ill give u
53:26 <Longie> yeah add carl
53:27 <TheWJM> yeah nic he's your mate
53:27 <Longie> wait
53:32 <WebbY> [19:53:27] -ChanOP- Added TheWJM to channel #goth. Level: 175 AOP: On Protect: Off AOV: Off AOH: Off
53:39 <Longie> [19:53.32] <ChanOP> TheWJM already exists in the #goth database, use SETUSER to modify their settings
53:40 <Longie> -
53:40 <Longie> haha
53:41 <mikey> can i watch?
53:48 <WebbY> lol
53:49 <WebbY> of course
53:57 <TheWJM> yep!
54:34 <Longie> hes already mnessaged me about it
54:39 <Longie> webby having access or something
54:39 <Longie> i dunno
54:43 <WebbY> haha
54:44 <Longie> i close the pom when his pops up
54:49 <Longie> znc uses pm's to show you logs
54:50 <mikey> lol @ idil on 151 and alch3my on 150
54:53 <Longie> haha
54:54 <WebbY> haha
54:57 <WebbY> yeah i did that to take the piss
54:57 <WebbY> :P
55:00 <mikey> i lol'd
55:01 <Longie> haha
55:08 <mikey> that really cracked me up.
55:09 <mikey> gold.
55:16 <WebbY> haha yeah
55:17 * WebbY bows
55:20 <mikey> :P
55:21 <WebbY> i knew he would like that
55:47 <Akron> add me and ill delete and ban the cunt
55:53 <WebbY> lol
55:53 <mikey> lol
56:02 <WebbY> i added Carl but his being slow
56:03 <WebbY> :P
56:11 <TheWJM> oh you want me to do it?
56:15 <TheWJM> your all too scared LOL
56:24 <WebbY> [19:53:17] <@TheWJM> I'd do it, but I dun have axs
56:30 <WebbY> hence the adding u :P
56:33 <Longie> lol
56:36 <Longie> we're waiting for you carl
56:48 <TheWJM> you losers!
56:49 <WebbY> he still has his ban exempt on
56:56 <WebbY> need to remove it
57:01 <Longie> haha
57:08 <Longie> chanop will tell you when you ban someone if they have a +e
57:17 <WebbY> it didnt the other day
57:23 <Longie> dam
57:26 <Longie> ah well
57:30 <Longie> and carl did you del his access
57:32 <Longie> or just ban him
57:37 <WebbY> both lol
57:40 <TheWJM> both
57:44 <Longie> haha
57:49 <Akron> he is a fuckstick
57:54 <Akron> just gline the cunt
57:55 <TheWJM> he will whinge at me for weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks now..
58:00 <Longie> YOU?
58:01 <Longie> haha
58:05 <WebbY> haha
58:14 <Longie> he'll be going 'why can he do this' 'why can he do that' ill do this' bye bye cunt' etc
58:19 <Longie> and 'its your chan fix it'
58:22 <WebbY> hahaha
58:26 <Longie> and i'll be like 'whats that? i do feel like steak'
58:30 <TheWJM> he's a cock head
58:32 <WebbY> rofl
58:36 <WebbY> his a MASSIVE douche bag
58:36 <TheWJM> he started the threats again Idil
58:39 <TheWJM> against*
58:51 <TheWJM> YOU added him Nic ..:P
58:52 <WebbY> he started talking threatening to me when i banned him from here
58:58 <WebbY> lol Dan and i had this convo
59:05 <mikey> i expect all whinging to be pasted in here pls
59:05 <WebbY> i thought he was dan's friend
59:06 * TheWJM knows :P
59:07 <Longie> nic had him in here and didnt touch him because he thought he was my mate
59:15 <Longie> i didnt touch him because he was in here, thought he was nics mate
59:16 <Longie> haha
59:20 <WebbY> haha yeah
59:24 <TheWJM> I am sure ...
59:30 <TheWJM> your both too weak to ban him
59:33 <WebbY> lol
59:38 <Longie> dude you wanted toi
59:38 <WebbY> i did a noexpire on him in here
59:39 <WebbY> :P
59:41 <Longie> so we were polit eand waiting
59:42 <Longie> er
59:43 <Longie> waited
59:46 <Longie> fucking wingnut
59:47 <WebbY> haha
59:49 <TheWJM> LOL!
59:51 <TheWJM> **lol**
59:52 <WebbY> learn to spell
59:53 <Longie> PORRIGHT AND WAITING ^_^
59:53 <TheWJM> **^_^**
59:55 <mikey> \m/
00:03 <Longie> i can spell, just not type
00:04 <Longie> :(
00:05 <Longie> ;_;
00:07 <TheWJM> he has a small willy, mikey tells me
00:08 <WebbY> haha ty mikey
00:12 <Longie> i do? :(
00:12 <WebbY> ewww
00:15 <Longie> THANKS MIKEY
00:16 <Longie> CUNT
00:16 <TheWJM> alch3my
00:21 <WebbY> rofl
00:26 <mikey> Dan has a hot cock
00:26 <Longie> YOU SAID 14 INCHES WASNT SMALL
00:31 <mikey> i just want to SUCK IT DRY
00:32 <Longie> :(
00:37 <TheWJM> how does mikey know *looks*
00:40 <Akron> oh my
00:42 <Longie> er
00:48 <Longie> we got naked and raped each other in a spa?
00:52 <Longie> obviously
00:53 <WebbY> this channel is really turning into a prison...
00:58 <mikey> Dan helicoptered me the other day
00:59 <Longie> prisons have spa's?
01:00 <TheWJM> HAHAHAHAHHA
01:06 <mikey> and because his cock is so heavy, he put my neck out
01:11 <WebbY> rofl
01:12 <Longie> sorry mikey :(
01:12 <TheWJM> ROFL!
01:19 <Longie> i tried to massage it
01:21 <WebbY> haha
01:22 <Longie> but he was still going
01:29 <Longie> so i ended up clamping on and skullfucking him
01:32 <Longie> i think i did more damage :(
01:35 <TheWJM> must be a real looooooooooooooooooooongie... considering the distance you to live apart :P
01:43 <WebbY> hahaha
01:47 <WebbY> reaches over states!
01:52 <Longie> well carl, the reason your window is broken is because last night when i was here i cracked a hardon
01:57 <Longie> and youre like what, 25km away?
02:04 <TheWJM> was what you?
02:05 <Longie> so mikey knows ;)
02:07 <Longie> yeah
02:08 <Longie> my bad
02:11 <Longie> must have had a good dream
02:12 <TheWJM> fuck, I thought some cunts were throwing rocks
02:14 <WebbY> u must pass out when u get a hardon
02:15 <Longie> nah
02:16 <Longie> damn abos
02:22 <Longie> nic, most of the time
02:25 <mikey> did you 'visit' me last night Dan?
02:30 <mikey> there is a dent in my front door
02:32 <Longie> but you see, my blood obviously doesnt go through my brain anyway
02:33 <TheWJM> in your wet dreams
02:40 <WebbY> this is true
02:41 <Longie> so i dont know the difference
02:41 <TheWJM> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
02:44 <Longie> mikey, yes :(
02:47 <Longie> i wasnt going to tell you
02:48 <Longie> :(
02:52 <Akron> and Idil got grosed out when we talked about forskins
02:55 <TheWJM> or your work on mates timesheet section of ya brain either :P
02:57 <WebbY> haha
02:58 <Akron> glad she isnt reading this
03:02 <Longie> andy, waht about the cheese under it
03:02 <WebbY> luckily she is having breakfast atm :P
03:03 <Longie> and idil
03:07 <Longie> youre gay
03:10 <Longie> hha
03:12 <TheWJM> cheeeeeeese!
03:16 <Longie> too bad shes not readgin this whilst having breakfast
03:20 <Longie> idil, do oyu like cut guys?
03:22 <TheWJM> she might be
03:25 <Longie> if i said i was cut would you emo against me?
03:28 <heaven> i am actually reading this
03:30 <Akron> she likes uncut
03:31 <Longie> cutcut
03:32 <Akron> hahaha
03:34 <Akron> there she is
03:35 <Longie> hahaha
03:38 <Longie> HAI IDIL
03:41 <WebbY> hahaha
03:44 <heaven> hi sweetheart
03:46 <Longie> if i said i was uncut would you unemo against me?
03:46 <Akron> she likes the forskin
03:52 <Longie> shenibbles on it
03:56 <mikey> ewwwwwwwwwwwww
04:01 <heaven> no i wouldnt
04:02 <Longie> holds it between her twwth and flicks it with her tongue
04:05 <Akron> ewwwww what
04:09 <Longie> hahahahah
04:12 <TheWJM> oh gawd
04:14 <WebbY> haha
04:15 <Longie> teeth*
04:25 * Longie waits for idil to celan her monitor
04:27 <Longie> clean*
04:28 <Longie> jesus
04:29 <WebbY> hands up if ur cut?
04:35 <Longie> penis up if youre hard
04:39 * Akron raises his hand...
04:43 <WebbY> lol
04:45 * Longie raises hand
04:47 * WebbY raises
04:48 <Longie> carls not
04:48 * mikey raises his penis
04:53 <Longie> mike is
04:54 <Longie> nics not
04:56 <Longie> andy is
04:57 * TheWJM does and doesn't to confuse you all
05:00 <Longie> i could have told yoy
05:04 <Longie> you
05:06 <WebbY> lol
05:12 <TheWJM> and me daniel?
05:12 <Daniel> oh so u have a shit job
05:13 <WebbY> you seen everyone dan?
05:16 <Longie> i said you carl
05:22 <Akron> but you are wrong dan
05:22 <Longie> webby, seen is an understatement
05:23 <TheWJM> am I cut or not?
05:25 <Longie> you were there holding the camera
05:27 <Longie> to make sure i didnt lie
05:29 <Longie> carl youre not
05:34 <Akron> [20:04] <@Longie> nics not
05:40 <TheWJM> Nic is
05:43 <Longie> no hes not
05:47 <Akron> yes he is
05:50 <mikey> im not...
05:51 <TheWJM> yes he is
05:52 <Longie> i was doing my 'is not is not' alternating
05:52 <Akron> Nic PHOTO NOW
05:55 <WebbY> haha
05:58 <TheWJM> mikey, I know :P
06:01 <WebbY> u can take my word for it :P
06:01 <Longie> so i got mikey and nic mixed up
06:11 * mikey winks at carl
06:12 <Longie> gimme a break :P
06:12 <WebbY> lol
06:16 <WebbY> cut is way better
06:19 <WebbY> uncut is dirty
06:20 <Longie> likei think about your cocks anyway
06:23 <Longie> uncut has cheese
06:27 <Longie> CHEESE
06:27 <mikey> carl knows the size of my man tool
06:29 <WebbY> haha
06:31 <TheWJM> uncut is only dirty if not cleaned
06:39 <Longie> imkey, apparently its three times as long as your thumb
06:45 <Longie> mikey*
06:49 <WebbY> fuck dan learn to type
06:54 <mikey> im going to test that
06:55 <TheWJM> put it this way Longie, he'd make you choak
06:56 <Longie> hands up on whos measruing
06:59 <Longie> FUCK ME SIDEAWYS
07:01 <Longie> measuring
07:05 <Longie> carl, choke
07:07 <Longie> :P
07:08 <mikey> its definitely thicker than my thumb
07:13 <mikey> ISNT IT CARL
07:13 <TheWJM> he's pissed nic, what do you expect
07:13 <Longie> AS LONG AS MIKEY
07:15 <Longie> not thick
07:18 <Longie> im not pissed
07:19 <Longie> :/
07:20 <WebbY> he cant type even not pissed :P
07:24 <Longie> hahahah
07:28 <Longie> fuck you all
07:32 <Longie> because my fingers move faster than my brain
07:33 <TheWJM> 2 stubbies and your out!! LOL
07:40 <Akron> mikey how the fuck does carl know ?
07:40 <WebbY> its his gangly smeagle hands
07:43 <Longie> didnt you and i finish a whole bottle of bourbon the other night
07:46 <mikey> we had hot sex
07:49 <Longie> smeagle you in the face!
07:53 <TheWJM> yerp
08:02 <TheWJM> yes we did Longie
08:13 <TheWJM> I don't mention the D word, cos your bot goes mental
08:23 <WebbY> Dan works
08:27 <Akron> Daniel
08:27 <Daniel> sakuRa wants some cock, can u help her out
08:35 <mikey> haha
08:38 <TheWJM> shutup daniel
08:38 <Daniel> Suckhole! :P
08:40 <Longie> hahahah
08:41 <TheWJM> shutup daniel
08:41 <Daniel> so you don't have to fuck around with gaskets and shit either
08:43 <Longie> daniel, shes a tart
08:44 <Daniel> just dont see the big deal is showing bron my cock
08:49 <TheWJM> shutup daniel
08:49 <Daniel> u are not a whore
08:49 <Longie> well she love sit
08:53 <Longie> daniel yes he is!
08:54 <Daniel> yeh sandraa sucks
09:09 <Longie> daniel, you have to get some to be a whore, so you will never be one!
09:09 <Daniel> lol hello ren. As you can plainly-see, I'm typing on a piece of shit Ritmo� keyboard because his brother took his back.
09:16 <Longie> im not ren :/
09:24 <TheWJM> you could be
09:25 <Longie> hey i have a ritmo here
09:28 <Longie> i bought it for $5
09:36 <Longie> because i was going to use this comp as a linux one when i got my new one
09:41 <Longie> then i was going to sell it to john
09:42 <TheWJM> bbs, shops remmeber
09:48 <WebbY> lol ok carl
09:48 <Longie> then i was going to use it as surveillance at janelles shop
09:53 <WebbY> hows the savings going dan?
09:55 <Longie> if he comes knocking on my door im going to be scared
09:58 <Longie> all this talk about cock
10:00 <Longie> not too well mate
10:06 <Longie> mothers day next week
10:11 <Longie> and my step-grandfathers birthday today
10:24 <Longie> and janelle hasnt paid me back for some stuff i got her and her father
10:28 <WebbY> ahh ok
10:30 <WebbY> no worries
10:31 <Longie> :/
10:32 <Akron> mikey please be advised i just stalked you on stalkbook kthxta
11:01 <mikey> np
11:03 <mikey> :d
11:04 <Longie> mikey please be advised i touched you on touchbook kthxta
11:14 <mikey> you can all touch me
11:17 <mikey> free for all
12:21 <WebbY> Michael Wells?
12:23 <WebbY> is that u?
12:26 <Longie> that asme
12:29 <Longie> BBQ
12:42 <mikey> yes Nic
12:45 <Akron> yes thats him
12:48 <mikey> i want dinner again :(
12:54 <heaven> but you just had dinner
12:59 <mikey> i know.
12:59 <Longie> hes fat
13:01 <mikey> hungry again
13:03 <damian> and ugly.
13:05 <Akron> mikey please dont wear those yella glasses again
13:14 <heaven> hes adorable
13:15 <heaven> sif fat
13:16 <WebbY> i added u mikey
13:21 <mikey> Andy, please fuck my ass
13:28 <damian> i knew it
13:30 <damian> he's gay too
13:30 <heaven> he prolly would too
13:45 * heaven keeps stabbing damian 
13:52 <damian> that's mean idil
13:54 <Akron> nps
13:58 <heaven> you gave in
14:05 <heaven> you dont get to tell me im mean
14:05 <WebbY> lol
14:18 <mikey> confirmed Nic :>
14:24 <WebbY> i see ty :)
14:35 <Longie> yw
14:44 <heaven> now everyones perving on mikeys pictures
14:57 <Longie> i havent even looked at his
14:58 <WebbY> jealous?
15:03 <Longie> he dcc's me some though ;)
15:05 <heaven> nope
15:10 <heaven> :)
15:26 <mikey> hah
16:02 <mikey> i look totally fucked up in some of my pictures
16:12 <mikey> actually.. i think i was
16:13 <Akron> you mean you arnt normally fucked up ?
16:19 <Longie> mikey i look fucked up in all of mine
16:20 <mikey> nahs
16:22 <Longie> so you're set :P
16:23 <Akron> Michael WellsAwaiting friend confirmation
16:26 <Akron> ...
16:31 <WebbY> lol
16:32 <WebbY> owned
16:35 <WebbY> he doesnt like u Andy
16:36 <WebbY> :P
16:49 <Akron> nope
16:52 <Akron> understandable
16:56 <Akron> not many do
17:08 <Akron> my iphone just told me he does like me
17:29 <Longie> is that like smithers' computer whe nyou turn it on?
17:52 <WebbY> haha excellent
17:54 <WebbY> :D
17:54 <Akron> yes
18:03 <Akron> you are good at turning me on...
18:05 <mikey> adddddddddddddddddddddded you andys
18:09 Nick: heaven is now known as stewie
21:03 <Akron> fanks hun
22:37 <WebbY> i wonder what u guys used to do without us oldies coming back...
22:44 <WebbY> must of missed us!
22:46 <Akron> hahah
22:51 <mikey> i did :(
22:55 <Akron> they joined and parted joined and parted
22:56 <stewie> stare at their monitors
23:00 <Akron> sometimes they /quit
23:01 <mikey> andy and i go way back :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
23:06 <Akron> but mainly joined and parted
23:12 <WebbY> haha
23:14 <Akron> Im as old as Austnet itself
23:36 <WebbY> old fart
23:43 <Akron> yup
23:44 <Akron> idils older
23:48 <Akron> but not in Austnet years
23:49 <TheWJM> $23.49............... fuck me
24:02 <Longie> oh yeah
24:04 <Longie> smokes went up on thursday
24:06 <TheWJM> Andy, sif you are....
24:07 <Longie> new tax hike
24:08 <Longie> 25%
24:13 <Akron> what
24:24 <Akron> I was here like a week after it started
24:25 <Longie> so roughly $2 per 25 smokes
24:29 <Akron> you were hear the week before me
24:30 <TheWJM> no you wasn't
24:32 <WebbY> wow crazy expensive
24:33 <Akron> sorry you are olderrr
24:35 <Akron> I was
24:40 <TheWJM> I was here then and you came like a yr or more after
24:45 <Akron> nar
24:54 <Akron> i was, but not activly
25:03 <Akron> i kinda became active in about 96 or 97 ?
25:04 <TheWJM> furry muff
25:06 <Akron> i cant remember
25:15 <Akron> im getting too old
25:15 <WebbY> mmm muff
25:44 <Akron> Longie
25:46 <Akron> daisy
25:48 <Akron> woops
25:49 <Akron> Daniel
25:49 <Daniel> * scratches head* if one can be that good of a sucker,.. they'd suck the cock off a bloke literally lol
25:50 <Akron> dan
25:52 <Akron> Longie
25:52 <Longie> yo baby
25:53 <Akron> Daniel
25:54 <Daniel> its raining shit
25:55 <Akron> Dan
25:56 <Longie> andy
25:56 <Longie> akron
25:58 <Longie> ansrew
25:59 <Longie> er
26:00 <Longie> andrew
26:01 <Longie> tism
26:01 <Longie> andy
26:02 <Longie> akron
26:04 <Longie> andrew
26:04 <Akron> hahah
26:04 <Longie> tism
26:05 <Akron> tism
26:06 <Akron> lol
26:08 <Longie> :P
26:14 <Akron> <3 tism
26:27 <TheWJM> I can sadly say I've only ever used TheWJM
26:35 <Akron> aww
26:49 <Akron> I was also patheticteen for awhile
26:53 <Akron> how emo
26:56 <WebbY> wow
26:58 <WebbY> that is really emo
27:01 <Longie> hahahahah
27:03 <Longie> OWNED
27:08 <Longie> hahahah
27:13 <Longie> dude you suck
27:16 <Longie> no offence
27:18 <WebbY> haha
28:44 <Akron> :(
28:56 <Akron> ill start cutting myself again
29:13 <Longie> carl
29:14 <Longie> paly along
29:15 <Longie> [20:28.46] <Creep> Longie
29:15 <Longie> -
29:16 <Longie> its jason
29:21 <Longie> [20:28.53] <Longie> nope
29:22 <Longie> [20:28.56] <Longie> im thewjm
29:22 <Longie> [20:29.02] <Longie> at longies house
29:22 <Longie> [20:29.04] <Creep> sure sure
29:22 <Longie> [20:29.07] <Longie> hes in the shower but whats up
29:22 <Longie> [20:29.13] <Creep> Carl dosent live in sydney
29:22 Nick: stewie is now known as heaven
29:39 <Longie> [20:29.13] <Creep> Carl dosent live in sydney
29:40 <Longie> [20:29.32] <Longie> im visiting for the weekend
29:45 <Akron> whos Jason
29:50 <Longie> daffyduck
29:52 <Akron> can i play with him
29:55 <Longie> rocket
29:55 <Longie> mate
29:58 <Longie> hes the dumbest of the dumb
30:01 <Longie> go for your life
30:07 <Longie> all us asd'ers pass him onto each other
30:13 <Akron> [20:29] -> *creep* That you Jas?
30:22 <TheWJM> kool
30:28 <Akron> [20:29] <Creep> [AV2 Query Control]You have activated my Query Control, please wait for a response.
30:28 <heaven> i wanna msg him too now :I
30:28 <Akron> [20:30] <Creep> [AV2 Query Control] Your message got rejected, the reason being: YOUR A FUCKING RETARD FUCK OFF CUNT
30:30 <Akron> :(
30:34 <Longie> i once madea script that when he messaged me it said [AutoAway] I'm away, please see TheWJM
30:42 <TheWJM> lol
30:43 <TheWJM> cunt
30:46 <Longie> and he made one that said [AutoAway] I'm away, please see Longie
30:50 <Longie> so he was like WTFWTF
31:00 <Longie> bt now he changes nicks too much so i dunno
31:31 <Akron> [20:30] <Creep> who the fuck are you
31:31 <Akron> [20:31] <Akron> dude its me
31:31 <Akron> [20:31] <Creep> who?
31:31 <Akron> [20:31] <Akron> how the fuck you been brah ?
31:32 <Akron> aww
31:34 <Akron> friends
31:43 <Longie> haha
31:45 <Longie> thats awesome
31:54 <Longie> [20:29.54] <Creep> yeah well, its no point im trying too fix my script
31:55 <Longie> [20:29.56] <Creep> if ($1 == +b) { echo -a *** mek me ban mannznzzzzz | .msg ChanOP ban $chan | halt }
31:55 <Longie> [20:29.59] <Creep> as in that one
31:55 <Longie> [20:30.03] <Creep> gives me this
31:55 <Longie> [20:30.24] <Creep> *** mek me ban mannznzzzzz
31:55 <Longie> [20:30.25] <Creep> [18:27] -ChanOP- Invalid request: No nick/ban mask
31:55 <Longie> [20:30.25] <Creep> [18:27] -ChanOP- For further assistance: /ChanOP help ban
31:55 <Longie> [20:30.25] <Creep> [18:27] -ChanOP- SYNTAX for ban: <#chan> <mask|nick> [<-level level> <-nokick> <-hours numb> <-mins num> <-banmask nuh|uh|h> <-noexpire> [-id]] [<optional reason>]
31:55 <Longie> [20:30.34] <Creep> see thats what it gives me
31:55 <Longie> [20:31.09] <Longie> yeah
31:55 <Longie> [20:31.12] <Longie> /chanop syntax ban
31:55 <Longie> [20:31.16] <Longie> you need to learn how to use commands man
31:55 <Longie> [20:31.27] <Longie> .msg chanop ban $chan $1-
32:12 <Longie> damian i believe thats your script
32:16 <Longie> would you like to help him?
32:18 <Longie> mr jason ortega
32:22 <Longie> hes your mate
32:32 <Akron> where is he from ?
32:42 <Longie> perth
32:48 <Longie> i cant remember his address
32:49 <Akron> [20:31] <Creep> whos me?
32:50 <Akron> [20:31] <Creep> you*
32:50 <Akron> [20:31] <Akron> wtf im me and you're you
32:50 <Akron> [20:31] <Akron> confusing man these days arnt ya, hahah
32:50 <Longie> but there somewhere
33:14 <Akron> [20:32] <Akron> hows perth going bro ?
33:16 <heaven> rofl
33:17 <Akron> :)
34:38 <Akron> he is flooding me :(
35:27 <heaven> with love?
35:36 <TheWJM> he's a retard
35:39 <WebbY> lol
35:43 <TheWJM> litterally
35:48 <WebbY> glad to see austnet still has its high standards of users
35:48 <Akron> [20:34] <Creep> But until you tell me who the fuck you are
35:48 <Akron> [20:34] <Creep> iam not gonna answer
35:48 <Akron> [20:35] <Akron> nar forget it mate, we used to be mates but if you are going to flood me and shit, im over it, cya
36:08 <Longie> hahahah
36:09 <Akron> im not his friend anymore
36:11 <TheWJM> tell him your his X bf, he will go mental
36:12 <heaven> he sounds like a keeper
36:16 <Akron> hes geh ?
36:19 <TheWJM> no
36:22 <TheWJM> that's why he will go off
36:23 <Longie> homophobe
36:26 <WebbY> lol
36:27 <heaven> oo
36:29 <Akron> arr
36:31 <TheWJM> retard homophobe
36:32 * heaven msgs him
36:57 <Longie> everyone go nuts
36:59 <Longie> but you have to pate logs
37:00 <Longie> poaste
37:03 <TheWJM> and tell him if he doesn't give you what you want Andy, you'll tell his brother that he is using mirc, when he's not allowed
37:04 <Longie> damn fat fingers
37:09 <heaven> heaven: hello
37:09 <heaven> [1:36pm] Creep: [AV2 Query Control]You have activated my Query Control, please wait for a response.
37:10 <heaven> [1:36pm] Creep: [AV2 Query Control] Your message has been accepted, you may proceed.
37:10 <heaven> [1:36pm] Creep: who are you
37:12 <heaven> what a charming chap
37:14 <Longie> hah carl how do you know so much about him
37:15 <heaven> doesn't even say hello
37:18 <Longie> haha
37:20 <TheWJM> he tells me
37:26 <TheWJM> but I never reply
37:27 <Longie> why have a query blocker if you accept shit from people you dont know
37:35 <Longie> i reckon carls his mate
37:36 <Longie> BFF
37:39 <WebbY> lol
37:41 <Longie> BEE DOUBLE FUCING EFF
37:42 <TheWJM> lol
37:46 <Akron> [20:37] <Akron> i think ill just have a chat to your bro about you using mirc
37:53 <Longie> wijjum in the houuuuuuuuuuuuuuse
38:00 * TheWJM sprays
38:18 <Akron> whats his bros name ?
38:23 <TheWJM> dunno
38:29 <heaven> lol
38:43 <Akron> how old is this kid ?
38:47 <Longie> fuick knows
38:49 <Longie> like 12
38:52 <WebbY> lol
38:54 <Longie> he wanted to come to sydney
39:01 <Longie> and take me to the botanical gardens so we could perve on chicks
39:06 <Akron> [20:38] <Creep> he dosent give a shit stop threating me or iam gonna report it too irc operator and the police
39:10 <TheWJM> he think wanking is not normal
39:13 <Akron> hes going to report me :(
39:14 <heaven> rofl
39:17 <heaven> TO THE POLICE
39:17 <WebbY> haha
39:18 <heaven> priceless
39:21 <Longie> im like 'dude, have you seen my mrs? if i want a perve id go 3km down the road or call her and say come over here bitch'
39:25 <heaven> please keep on threatening him
39:29 <Longie> hahahaha
39:31 <Longie> IRC POLICE
39:34 <Akron> [20:39] <Akron> dude, im one of your bros wank buddys
39:34 <Longie> PO PO SHOT US DOWN
39:34 <Akron> [20:39] <Akron> we are basically bffs
39:41 <WebbY> lol andy
39:43 <TheWJM> LOL
39:43 <WebbY> love it
40:01 <Akron> like the use of current 12yo lingo
40:02 <Akron> BFF
40:06 <Akron> im connecting
40:10 <Longie> [20:39.17] <Creep> [18:35] <Akron> i think ill just have a chat to your bro about you using mirc
40:10 <Longie> [20:39.18] <Creep> [18:35] <Creep> [AV2 Query Control] Your message has been accepted, you may proceed.
40:11 <Longie> [20:39.18] <Creep> [18:35] <Creep> lmao
40:11 <Longie> [20:39.18] <Creep> [18:35] <Creep> stop the treats
40:11 <Longie> [20:39.18] <Creep> [18:35] <Creep> threats
40:11 <Longie> [20:39.18] <Creep> [18:35] <Akron> no threat, he will be interested to know about the flooding and using irc
40:11 <Longie> [20:39.18] <Creep> [18:36] <Creep> he dosent give a shit stop threating me or iam gonna report it too irc operator and the police
40:11 <Longie> [20:39.30] <Creep> should i put that fag on ignore
40:11 <Longie> [20:39.53] <Longie> but he wont know hes on ignore
40:11 <Longie> [20:39.55] <Longie> so he'll keep going
40:24 <heaven> rofl
40:32 <heaven> i cant believe he actually pasted to a merkkop
40:35 <heaven> that is so gay of him
40:43 <heaven> someone should tell him hes prolly secretly into cock.
40:44 <TheWJM> LOL
40:48 <Akron> [20:39] <Creep> ?
40:48 <Akron> [20:40] <Akron> me and your bro wank each other off ?
40:48 <Akron> [20:40] <Akron> you know...
40:48 <Akron> [20:40] <Akron> masturbate ?
41:05 <damian> don't mind if i do
41:09 <Longie> [20:40.14] <Creep> cool
41:10 <Longie> [20:40.24] <Creep> but hes saying hes gonna say too my brother iam using mirc.
41:10 <Longie> [20:40.27] <Creep> and shit lol
41:10 <Longie> [20:40.29] <Longie> so?
41:10 <Longie> [20:40.43] <Longie> your brother has nothing to do with this
41:10 <Longie> [20:40.51] <Longie> whats his name again, ryan yeah?
41:10 <Longie> [20:40.57] <Creep> no
41:10 <Longie> [20:40.59] <Creep> shane
41:10 <Longie> [20:41.00] <Longie> oopd
41:11 <Longie> [20:41.02] <Longie> oops* sorry
41:11 <Longie> there you go
41:14 <Longie> his brothers names shane
41:16 <Longie> hahah
41:20 <WebbY> rofl
41:25 <TheWJM> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
41:26 <TheWJM> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
41:28 <TheWJM> Good call
41:28 <Akron> hahaha
41:29 <heaven> ROFL
41:30 <Longie> how stupid can you be
41:30 <damian> he's such an annoying git
41:33 <WebbY> haha
41:48 <Akron> [20:41] <Akron> ask Shane
42:08 <WebbY> his prob shitting himself about now
42:14 <heaven> poor kid
42:25 Mode: (by heaven) +s
42:30 <WebbY> lol i should message him pretending to be the police!
42:34 <heaven> rofl
42:40 <heaven> "we had a report of a felony"
42:45 <WebbY> rofl yeah haha
42:46 <Longie> [20:41.42] <Longie> this akron guy
42:46 <Longie> [20:41.49] <Longie> does know how to contact shane, does he
42:46 <Longie> [20:41.50] <Longie> ?
42:46 <Longie> [20:41.53] <Longie> like, hes not on here
42:46 <Longie> [20:41.56] <Longie> doesnt know his facebook
42:46 <Longie> [20:42.12] <Creep> erhm how come carl messageing me now ?
42:46 <Longie> [20:42.18] <Longie> no idea
42:46 <Longie> [20:42.22] <Longie> im talking to him about email
42:46 <Longie> [20:42.33] <Longie> he wants me to send him some pictures i got the other day
42:46 <Longie> [20:42.38] <Longie> is it about that?
42:58 <heaven> "your brother shane has been seen wanking off someone called akron, is this correct?"
43:07 <Akron> hahah
43:08 <damian> hahahah
43:12 <Akron> he isnt talking now
43:15 <Akron> i scared him
43:20 <WebbY> lol i bet u did
43:23 <mikey> he messaged me too
43:25 <heaven> rofl poor child
43:40 <Akron> [20:42] <Akron> jason ?
43:40 <Akron> [20:43] <Akron> never mind, ill give him a call
43:42 <Longie> haha
43:44 <Longie> the cunt hasnt picked up
43:51 <Longie> i just fucked up and said i was talking to carl
43:51 <WebbY> haha
43:55 <Longie> but before i said i was carl at my place
43:57 <Longie> and i was in teh shower
43:57 <Longie> oops
43:58 <Longie> haha
44:01 <WebbY> rofl
44:04 <Akron> hahah
44:08 <Akron> we are pricks
44:11 <TheWJM> he's too dumb to relise
44:12 <WebbY> funny tho
44:15 <Akron> we are all 20somethings picking on a 12 year old
44:19 <Longie> [20:42.47] <Creep> erhm
44:20 <Longie> [20:43.12] <Creep> Akron Just messaged me outta the blue and started harssing me
44:20 <Longie> [20:43.33] <Longie> that why you messaged me about him?
44:20 <Longie> [20:43.36] <Longie> do you know this person?
44:20 <Longie> [20:43.45] <Creep> nope
44:20 <Longie> [20:43.51] <Creep> never seen that nickname before
44:20 <Longie> [20:44.02] <Longie> oh
44:20 <Longie> [20:44.07] <Longie> i dunno
44:20 <Akron> well carl is a 40something
44:30 <Longie> hahahah
44:32 <Longie> hes 36
44:34 <WebbY> haha
44:37 <TheWJM> I am?
44:38 <Akron> almost 40something
44:39 <Akron> :P
44:42 <TheWJM> fuck orff
44:45 <Longie> 46
44:46 <Longie> my bad
44:46 <Longie> OH
44:50 <TheWJM> 56
44:50 <Longie> did tyou say 56?
44:53 <WebbY> 666?
44:54 <Longie> explains teh wrinkles
44:58 <Longie> bumwrinkles
45:02 <Longie> :(
45:08 Quit: Rak ([email protected]) *.net *.split
45:08 Quit: robert_ ([email protected]) *.net *.split
45:10 <TheWJM> [20:41:16] <TheWJM> hrmm I hear your being norty :/
45:11 <TheWJM> [20:41:18] <Creep> [AV2 Query Control]You have activated my Query Control, please wait for a response.
45:11 <TheWJM> [20:41:23] <Creep> [AV2 Query Control] Your message has been accepted, you may proceed.
45:11 <TheWJM> [20:41:25] <Creep> no
45:11 <TheWJM> [20:41:39] <Creep> I Just had too stop a person from threating me
45:11 <TheWJM> [20:41:46] <Creep> ignore nick 3
45:11 <TheWJM> [20:41:47] <TheWJM> huh?
45:11 <TheWJM> [20:44:41] <TheWJM> tell Daniel to put some clothes on, he is at his pc naked!
45:11 <TheWJM> [20:45:09] <Creep> lmao
45:11 <TheWJM> [20:45:14] <Creep> [18:42] <Creep> put some clothes on
45:11 <TheWJM> [20:45:15] <Creep> [18:42] <Creep> Daniel
45:11 <Daniel> yeah all that shit, thats real music
45:11 <Daniel> vaginamite: 4sin+7cos = my cock in your mouth
45:17 Join: Rak ([email protected]) to #prison
45:17 Join: robert_ ([email protected]) to #prison
45:17 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o robert_
45:22 <Longie> hahahaha
45:39 <Akron> Dan ask him if he ignored me
45:44 <heaven> he did
45:46 <heaven> ignore 3
45:51 <Akron> aww
45:54 <heaven> apparently
45:57 <heaven> whatever the fuck that is
46:08 <Longie> [20:44.20] <Creep> and Carls saying ive been naughty?
46:08 <Longie> [20:44.21] <Creep> :/
46:09 <Longie> [20:44.49] <Creep> put some clothes on
46:09 <Longie> [20:44.52] <Creep> Daniel
46:09 <Longie> [20:45.33] <Longie> wtf
46:09 <Longie> [20:45.38] <Longie> why
46:09 <Longie> [20:45.44] <Creep> lol
46:09 <Longie> [20:45.45] <Longie> just got out of the shower dude
46:09 <Longie> [20:45.48] <Creep> carl said so
46:09 <Longie> [20:45.49] <Longie> wait did carl sayu that
46:09 <Longie> [20:45.50] <Longie> haha
46:09 <Longie> [20:45.53] <Longie> he told me when i got out
46:09 <Longie> [20:45.59] <Creep> LOL
46:09 <Longie> [20:46.00] <Longie> hes like 'man i dont want to see you naked' and im like 'why, you jealous?'
46:09 <Daniel> you can fucking ask me you know
46:22 <damian> fuck you daniel
46:23 <Daniel> my fingers smell like vagina
46:33 <damian> Daniel, that's because you were playing with your pussy
46:33 <Akron> /msg noteop send creep Hey, I was just about to ring Shane to talk to him, anything you want me to say ?
46:33 <Daniel> bron = fat ugly slut
46:37 <damian> true.
46:43 <Akron> [20:46] -NoteOP- Creep is online, and note has been delivered
46:44 <Akron> :)
46:54 <heaven> LOL
47:00 <WebbY> way to keep on going andy
47:02 <WebbY> push o
47:04 <WebbY> on*
47:04 <WebbY> :P
47:06 <Akron> i have skills
47:10 <heaven> hes going to push the kid over the edge
47:17 <Akron> irc skillz
47:26 <heaven> mad skillz
47:39 <TheWJM> or he'll have a apileptic(howver it's spelt) fit
47:47 <WebbY> epi*
48:11 <Akron> ep
49:53 <heaven> he's prolly twitching on the floor now as we speak
50:11 <TheWJM> quick, throw ya washing in
50:15 <WebbY> haha
50:28 <Akron> he is gone to me :(
50:41 <WebbY> tempted to message him and pretend iam from ASIO...
50:46 <Akron> do it
50:53 <Akron> no cops
50:57 <Akron> he wouldnt know what ASIO is
51:05 <WebbY> i would spell it out
51:07 <WebbY> :P
51:33 <WebbY> maybe too far above his head tho..
51:34 <heaven> lol
51:47 <heaven> but u would need to get through his super secure
51:51 <heaven> query system
51:54 <WebbY> haha
51:57 <WebbY> ohh noes
52:04 * WebbY prepars his hacks
52:05 <Akron> haaha
52:10 <Akron> the one that says fuck off cunt
52:13 <Akron> and then he answers you
52:48 <Longie> bring on another client
52:52 <Longie> i can change your host to asio.gov.au
52:56 <Akron> hahahaha
52:58 <WebbY> do Draghkar
53:02 <WebbY> its my bnc client
53:04 <Longie> is that host alright?
53:26 <heaven> change his username to
53:30 <heaven> *too
53:31 <WebbY> lol
53:42 Quit: Draghkar ([email protected]) Changing hosts
53:42 Join: Draghkar ([email protected]) to #prison
53:42 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o Draghkar
53:50 <WebbY> excellent
54:04 <heaven> nice
54:07 <WebbY> what else to change?
54:11 <WebbY> give me a good nickname...
54:17 Join: Creepy ([email protected]) to #prison
54:27 <WebbY> lol
54:28 <Creepy> hai
54:28 <Longie> CHGIDENT Draghkar asio
54:32 Quit: Draghkar ([email protected]) Changing ident
54:32 Join: Draghkar ([email protected]) to #prison
54:32 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o Draghkar
54:59 <WebbY> should i stick with this nickname or whats a good nickname?
55:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv WebbY Akron
55:10 <heaven> a first name would look serious
55:11 <heaven> like
55:13 <heaven> James
55:15 <heaven> Nicholas
55:25 <Creepy> :)
55:33 <Longie> oh wait that syou andy
55:35 <Creepy> hahah
55:36 <Longie> cunt
55:37 <Longie> haha
55:37 <Creepy> dickhead
55:39 <heaven> rofl
55:40 <Longie> hahahahahhahah
55:41 <WebbY> rofl
55:42 <WebbY> haha
55:50 <Creepy> i wondered why you did a @msg
56:05 Quit: Creepy ([email protected]) Changing ident
56:06 Join: Creepy ([email protected]) to #prison
56:35 <Creepy> bah
56:40 <mikey> lol
56:41 <Creepy> can you remove his +R thingy
56:44 <heaven> the kid is going to shit himself
57:01 Nick: Draghkar is now known as Bill
57:11 <heaven> rofl yes
57:12 <heaven> bill
57:18 <WebbY> lol
57:18 Nick: Creepy is now known as Ted
57:19 <Ted> ?
57:26 <Longie> i rememebr using WailenDecale
57:31 <Ted> hey Bill
57:33 <Longie> anagram of Daniel Wallace with one a changed to an e
57:34 <Daniel> [1 of 1 for *hyio*jpg*] [Quote 10809]: a personal FUCK YOU from hyio: http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/7097/fuckyouhm.jpgpg
57:43 <Bill> hey Ted
57:51 <Ted> lets have an excellent adventure
57:54 <Longie> changed my host to like some govt host
57:57 <Longie> bu the fuckers hacked through it
57:59 <Longie> was using old austhex
58:06 <Longie> and zline/host stuff :(
58:08 <Longie> got my real ip
58:10 <Longie> fuck konws how
59:48 <WebbY> lol
00:25 <Ted> i have activated his query thingy
00:27 <Ted> im scared
00:40 <heaven> did bill msg him yet
00:45 <WebbY> not yet lol
00:51 <WebbY> was trying to change my real name
00:55 <WebbY> but then my bnc wont let me connect
00:59 <WebbY> can u do it dan?
01:18 <Ted> my message was rejected
03:21 Join: Creep ([email protected]) to #prison
03:26 Part: Creep ([email protected]) from #prison
03:28 <Ted> aww
03:34 <Ted> he came and went
03:38 <mikey> pitty
03:53 Quit: Ted ([email protected]) Quit:
03:59 <Akron> I give up on him
04:00 <Akron> he bores me
04:24 <WebbY> lol
05:03 <WebbY> i thought +s meant he couldnt see this chan?
05:53 <Akron> me too
06:56 <mikey> he /whois's me alot
07:09 <mikey> he may have seen it before idil set +s ?
07:22 <mikey> im sure he saw it in dans and carls too
07:28 <mikey> and whoever he messaged
07:30 <mikey> so.. all of us
07:31 <mikey> :P
07:32 <WebbY> hmm yeah probably
07:33 <WebbY> lol
07:52 <mikey> flood :(
07:56 <Akron> who
08:00 <WebbY> dont think he would fall for the whole Bill trick now
10:43 <WebbY> well iam off then, nite guys :) been fun!
10:47 <WebbY> speak to you's later
11:01 <mikey> pfft
11:03 <mikey> pussy
11:08 <mikey> night
11:09 <mikey> :<
11:13 <WebbY> wife calling ;)
11:17 <mikey> oh
11:20 <mikey> have fun *wink*
11:26 <WebbY> ohh i will :D
11:30 <mikey> stick one in for me
11:30 <WebbY> nite <3
11:32 <mikey> oh. sorry.
11:32 <WebbY> lol
11:41 * WebbY waves
11:42 <mikey> night <3
11:48 <TheWJM> nighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
12:07 <Longie> night :>
12:13 <WebbY> cyas :D :D
12:14 * mikey cuddles up to carl
12:16 <mikey> and dan
12:19 <mikey> and andys
12:21 <Akron> hahah
12:22 <mikey> ORGY
12:32 <Akron> while your sticking it in her Nic
12:35 <Akron> have one for me too :)
12:49 <TheWJM> oh gawd
13:02 <TheWJM> if she saw that, she'd claw your eyes out
14:10 <Akron> hahah
14:14 <Akron> prob
14:28 * heaven slaps Akron 
14:31 <heaven> u should be ashamed
14:39 <Akron> mikey started it !
14:46 <heaven> but hes a child
14:49 <heaven> u should show the example
15:02 <Akron> he is older then me !
15:05 <Longie> haha should
15:08 <Longie> good luck
15:26 * heaven smacks Akron 
15:26 <mikey> idil
15:28 <mikey> i look 12
15:30 <mikey> but im not
15:32 <heaven> don't answer back
15:41 <Akron> I look 40
15:43 <Akron> but im not
15:44 <heaven> you're 13?
16:28 <Akron> yes I am
17:31 <mikey> lol
18:37 Nick: heaven is now known as idil
18:50 Nick: idil is now known as heaven
20:54 <Akron> night kids
21:09 <TheWJM> night dad
21:19 * heaven sits on TheWJM 
21:33 * TheWJM pubs your inner thighs
21:36 <TheWJM> err rubs*
21:40 <Akron> omg
21:41 <heaven> rofl
21:43 <Akron> pubbing is wrong
21:48 <Akron> on soooooo many levels
21:50 <heaven> pubbing is not aceptable
21:51 <heaven> :P
21:52 <TheWJM> LOL
22:41 <heaven> i want a copy of windows 7
22:44 <heaven> and i dont want to pay for it
22:48 <heaven> ok? :)
23:00 <mikey> NIGHT ANDYS <3
23:07 <TheWJM> send me a blank dvd, and I will copy it onto it and post it back
23:41 <heaven> post it back to turkey? honey i'll have bought microsoft by the time that gets back to me
23:47 <daisy> Jeezus you guys haven't stopped since 6pm! Is it worth going back in the buffer to read the last 3 hours?
23:49 <TheWJM> okies
23:56 <heaven> no not really
23:57 <TheWJM> just trying to be helpful
23:59 <daisy> :)
24:00 <TheWJM> lol Rosie
24:07 * heaven hugs TheWJM 
24:09 <heaven> thank you :)
24:14 <TheWJM> I was not up and about at 6am
24:17 <daisy> Carl, is anyone driving a truck up from Melbourne, overnight?
24:25 <TheWJM> tomorrow..yes
24:31 <Akron> rodie, run down.... Nic, Dan and myself are cut, Carl and mikey arnt
24:33 <TheWJM> tomorrow night
24:35 <Akron> rosie even
24:39 <daisy> coz if they are, there has been a 6 hour delay on the road to Sydney
24:41 <heaven> lol @ rodie
24:42 <mikey> haha
24:43 <mikey> !!!
24:46 <Akron> Nic thinks havig a penis is better then a gina
24:55 <heaven> dan too
24:56 <Longie> OI BITCHES
24:59 <Longie> [21:23.47] <alch3my> wtf homos?
24:59 <Longie> -
25:00 <Akron> Dan likes the idea of having a gina avaliable for use bure prefers having a penis
25:04 <Longie> [21:23.53] <alch3my> [20:53.32] <ChanOP> 1 TheWJM 175 Yes No No No
25:04 <Longie> [21:23.53] <alch3my> [20:53.32] <ChanOP> LM [email protected]
25:05 <Longie> [21:23.53] <alch3my> [20:53.32] <ChanOP> 2 heaven 151 Yes No No Yes
25:05 <Longie> [21:24.00] <alch3my> [20:53.21] <NoteOP> Note 12 from ChanOP -- Sent Sun May 2 09:56:20 2010 GMT
25:05 <Longie> [21:24.00] <alch3my> [20:53.21] <NoteOP> [email protected] deleted you from #goth
25:05 <Longie> [21:24.05] <alch3my> [20:53.32] <ChanOP> 9 WebbY 190 Yes No No Yes
25:05 <Longie> [21:24.06] <alch3my> [20:53.32] <ChanOP> LM [email protected] [PROT On - Sat May 1 04:03:16 2010 GMT]
25:05 <Longie> [21:24.13] <alch3my> theres your fuckin instigater
25:05 <Longie> [21:24.50] <Longie> webby?
25:05 <Longie> [21:24.57] <alch3my> Yep
25:19 <mikey> hahaah
25:20 <heaven> instigater?
25:22 <heaven> really?
25:26 <daisy> ooomah, methinks he is slightly pisst?
25:31 <mikey> tell him it was me
25:33 <heaven> webby does instigitins?
25:38 <mikey> i did it from THE OUTSIDE
25:50 <Akron> rosie: then we abused some noob named Jason and that is 3 hours in 3 lines
26:06 <heaven> hes got nothing to be pissed about
26:09 <daisy> incidentally, it's instigator, not 'ter' :D
26:13 <heaven> hes been a knob for days now
26:20 <mikey> years...
26:26 <daisy> as in vibrator!
26:27 <heaven> that too
26:52 <Akron> "Thanks andy for your 3 hours in 3 lines"
26:54 <daisy> I know how to spell more betterer than Longie
26:54 <Akron> nps
27:02 <heaven> lol
27:06 <Akron> you're more then welcome
27:09 <mikey> thanks andy for your cock pics
27:14 <Akron> nps
27:16 <Akron> you're more then welcome
27:30 <Akron> is anyone going to support me in #goth
27:34 <Akron> you all left me hanging
27:50 <daisy> isn't that a guy thing?
27:57 <Akron> hanging ?
27:59 Nick: daisy is now known as rosie
28:07 <Akron> more to hang if you are carl and mikey apparently
28:33 * TheWJM looks lost
28:42 <Akron> forskins.
28:46 <Akron> keep up
29:01 <Akron> UMM
29:04 <rosie> Carl, do you want some soup?
29:05 <Akron> i was kicked from #goth
29:18 <TheWJM> of course!
29:19 <Akron> someone sort that shit out for me.
29:23 <heaven> unbanned
29:52 <rosie> ok, if I get a spot with my massage guy tomorrow evening, he is just around the corner from you .. I'll bring you some
30:04 * TheWJM gets all excited!!
30:13 <rosie> want some schnitzel, too? :p
30:24 <Longie> YES
30:30 <TheWJM> YES!
30:30 <Longie> i love schnitzzel
30:34 <TheWJM> shush up Longie, it's all mine!!
30:37 <rosie> don't get too excited, I might have to get a towel
30:37 <Longie> NO
30:38 <Longie> FUCK YOU
30:44 <Longie> </3
30:49 <TheWJM> HAHAHA
32:08 <Akron> Carl/Dan
32:10 <Akron> Idil says:
32:10 <Akron> can u ask
32:10 <Akron> carl to kill alchemy
32:10 <Akron> hes flooding my client
32:27 Quit: heaven ([email protected]) EOF from client
32:51 Join: heaven ([email protected]) to #prison
32:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa heaven heaven
32:59 <Akron> wb
33:02 <Akron> what a cocksnot
33:04 <heaven> little shit
33:13 <rosie> want I should smack him for you?
33:15 <TheWJM> not anymore
33:17 <rosie> I am good at administering discipline
33:27 * mikey bends over your knee
33:38 * rosie gets the teflon gloves
33:47 <mikey> *moan*
33:57 <rosie> you opportunist!
34:23 <Longie> [21:33.36] <Creep> if ($1 == %) { echo -a *** mek me % mannznzzzzz | .msg ChanOp % mannznzzzzz halfop $chan $2- |halt }
34:23 <Longie> [21:33.53] <Longie> wtf
34:23 <Longie> [21:34.00] <Creep> most be wrong then
34:23 <Longie> [21:34.01] <Longie> why are you adding % manzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
34:23 <Longie> [21:34.03] <Longie> to the last part?
34:23 <Longie> [21:34.09] <Creep> ahhh
34:24 <Longie> [21:34.11] <Longie> i said replace '$chan' with '$chanr $2-'
34:24 <Longie> [21:34.14] <Creep> iam retarded
34:24 <Longie> [21:34.15] <Creep> lol
34:24 <Longie> [21:34.17] <Longie> lol
34:24 <Longie> hahahahahah
34:28 <heaven> bleh i dont know how to turn it off
34:29 <Longie> STRAIGHT FROM TEH HORSES MOUTH
34:29 <heaven> oh well
34:47 <rosie> turn what off
34:55 <TheWJM> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
34:56 <TheWJM> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
34:57 <TheWJM> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
35:00 <TheWJM> [21:34.14] <Creep> iam retarded
35:01 <TheWJM> [21:34.14] <Creep> iam retarded
35:11 Kick: TheWJM was kicked by Longie (dont flood)
35:12 Join: TheWJM ([email protected]) to #prison
35:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o TheWJM
35:13 <Akron> i think you should /wallop that
35:25 <Longie> [21:34.50] <Longie> if ($1 == %) { echo -a *** mek me % mannznzzzzz | .msg ChanOp halfop $chan $2- |halt }
35:25 <Longie> [21:34.52] <Longie> thats it man :>
35:26 <Longie> [21:35.07] <Creep> I knew i fucked up some where
35:26 <Longie> [21:35.08] <Creep> lol
35:26 <Longie> [21:35.13] * Creep retarded
35:30 <Longie> ��������
35:31 <Longie> ��������
35:36 Kick: Longie was kicked by ChanOP ([TheWJM] don't flood)
35:37 Join: Longie ([email protected]) to #prison
35:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Longie
35:39 <Longie> :o
35:41 <rosie> geeks
35:48 Kick: TheWJM was kicked by ChanOP ([Akron] dont kick people)
35:48 Join: TheWJM ([email protected]) to #prison
35:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o TheWJM
35:52 Kick: Longie was kicked by ChanOP ([Akron] dont kick people)
35:52 Join: Longie ([email protected]) to #prison
35:54 <Akron> >:(
35:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Longie
36:00 <Longie> ����������
36:01 <Longie> ����������
36:02 <Akron> we dont do that here
36:07 Kick: Akron was kicked by ChanOP ([TheWJM] sif)
36:12 * rosie looks at you askance ... don't make me use UPPERCASE!
36:12 Join: Akron ([email protected]) to #prison
36:16 <Akron> !
36:19 <Akron> Ok now im off to bed
36:22 <Longie> ROSIE THATS UNCOUTHE
36:22 <Akron> been up since 0100
36:30 <rosie> -e
36:33 <Akron> night fuckfaces :)
36:34 <Longie> i nkow :(
36:38 <Longie> also missed an apostrophe
36:39 <mikey> cya fucker
36:40 <heaven> night love
36:43 <TheWJM> night Andy!
36:45 <rosie> PFFFT!
36:46 <TheWJM> AGAIN!
37:01 <rosie> bonne nuit
38:05 <Longie> FRENCHY
38:36 <mikey> bored
38:38 <mikey> hungry
38:39 <rosie> Dan I will make you a giant stack of real, homemade chicken schnitzel if you are able to put the date of my nick registration back to where it really was! :>
38:42 <mikey> want alcohol
38:45 <mikey> still hungry
38:46 <mikey> etc
38:50 <heaven> oo
38:51 <heaven> a stack
38:56 <rosie> yessum
38:58 <rosie> a giant stack
39:01 <heaven> thats a huge incentive
39:07 <rosie> he can feed off it for days
39:19 <TheWJM> kinkyy
39:28 <rosie> and you know my schnitzel ... clinton was raving about it for months :D
39:35 <rosie> or was that the scrambled eggs
39:39 <rosie> I cant recall
39:40 <TheWJM> the eggs
39:44 <rosie> I think the latter, coz it was breakfast time
39:55 <rosie> but then there were leftovers from the night before
40:04 <heaven> germans have schnitzel for breakfast lunch and dinner
40:09 <Longie> COZ
40:12 <Longie> IS GR8 ENGLISH
40:13 <Longie> M8
40:16 <Longie> :>
40:37 <rosie> it's a real word if I say it!!!
40:45 <rosie> now don't be so damned recalcitrant!
44:06 <Longie> he guys
44:07 <Longie> lsiten up
44:11 <heaven> first time i see that word used in a sentence
44:12 <Longie> [21:43.57] <ChanOP> Level for TheWJM on #goth has been set to '199 from 175'
44:12 <Longie> -
44:16 <Longie> [21:44.00] <ChanOP> Level for WebbY on #goth has been set to '199 from 190'
44:19 <Longie> because ..
44:31 <Longie> [21:44.25] <ChanOP> Added alch3my to channel #goth. Level: 190 AOP: On Protect: Off AOV: Off AOH: Off
44:35 <Longie> he asked me to and i said yes :P
44:40 <Longie> didnt saywaht else id do
44:40 * rosie chortles
44:47 <Longie> [21:44.01] <Longie> ok
44:48 <Longie> [21:44.42] <Longie> [21:44.25] <ChanOP> Added alch3my to channel #goth. Level: 190 AOP: On Protect: Off AOV: Off AOH: Off
44:48 <Longie> [21:44.42] No such nick/channel
44:49 <Longie> rude
44:49 * heaven sighs
44:52 <Longie> its ok
44:59 <Longie> i can say i kept him happy
45:02 <Longie> and you guys can ban him
45:13 <TheWJM> you added him?!?!!
45:18 <TheWJM> do you have rocks in your head?
45:51 <rosie> shake him and see if he rattles
46:01 <TheWJM> I am going to come over n smack ya around the head
46:24 <TheWJM> he is glined, that's why
46:33 <Longie> of course
46:35 <Longie> he wanted to be 190
46:40 <Longie> so i raised you and nic to 199
46:42 <Longie> then added him
46:47 <Longie> so he can come in, go HUHUHUH STFU BITCHES
46:48 <TheWJM> man, you gotta say NO!
47:48 <TheWJM> wb
48:03 <Longie> thanks
48:03 <Longie> Johnnie WilcoxMay 3, 2010 at 2:05pm
48:04 <Longie> Subject: rofl
48:04 <Longie> I tell them that someones doing that to me and they cant do shit, when it happens to be a closed group of 'friends' / morons .. something gets done about it.. Fucking queer. ASD'ers giving out details to get people DoS'd.. What next?
48:28 <TheWJM> lol
48:32 <TheWJM> he's having a go at mikey
48:39 <heaven> he's as retarded as icer was
48:48 <heaven> is sour still around
48:56 <mikey> lol
48:57 <TheWJM> who really knows
48:58 <Longie> mark? nah
49:00 <TheWJM> they all hide now
49:07 <heaven> how about darkacid
49:11 <mikey> me giving out his IP...
49:16 <mikey> he reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly needs to give that up
49:17 <mikey> :P
49:17 <TheWJM> did you mikey?
49:35 <TheWJM> ummmmmmmm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
49:36 <mikey> what do you think?!!?
49:50 <heaven> he thinks he can terrorize people like they did but lacking the skills to do it actually frustrates him into being an annoying little fuck
50:29 <rosie> there is no vaccine against stupidity
50:42 <heaven> giving into his paranoia is actually enabling him to be even more of a little fuck
50:47 <heaven> so he'll never stop
51:06 <Longie> dammit carl
51:20 <Longie> at least let me have fun first
51:29 <Longie> wait until i say go or something :P
51:30 <Longie> haha
51:35 <Longie> im gonna build him up
51:40 <Longie> then either you or i can shoot him down :D
51:43 <Longie> and we can dance
52:06 <TheWJM> what?
52:10 <mikey> ??
52:29 <TheWJM> h evaded the gline, so I tightened it.. agesssssss ago
52:44 <rosie> he reminds me of that delightful phrase: Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown and ignorance can be educated but stupidity lasts forever!
52:48 <Longie> hah hes figured it out
53:14 <TheWJM> change his ident?
53:20 <mikey> haha using mibbit
53:27 <rosie> :)
53:57 <rosie> it's a quote by Aristophanes
54:06 <rosie> I can't claim credit
54:53 <heaven> :)
57:23 <Longie> ok carl
57:26 <Longie> he has dialup
57:29 <Longie> you cant keep glinng him
57:32 <TheWJM> no he's niot
57:36 <Longie> thats why expeld his nicks
57:37 <TheWJM> he told me he's on dsl
57:40 <Longie> er
57:42 <Longie> expeled his host
57:46 <Longie> so he cant register
57:49 <Longie> and ignored his nicks
57:52 <Longie> then set +R on his chan
57:54 <Longie> so he cant even join it :D
57:59 <Longie> he can come back here
58:03 <TheWJM> okies
58:03 <Longie> but he cant join anywhere
58:05 <Longie> mwahahah
58:10 <TheWJM> so I will stop glineing
58:11 <Longie> im a prick :P
58:27 Nick: heaven is now known as stewie
00:05 <mikey> sif use dialup
00:11 <Longie> oh hes changed
00:15 <Longie> his host does say dsl now
00:15 <Longie> wow
00:21 <Longie> centrelink must be giving out morem oney
00:41 <Longie> dude he lives with his mum, has NO ambition tom ove ouit, doesnt want a job, makes $416 a fortnight
00:44 <TheWJM> I wrote complaint to them about him
00:47 <Longie> people liek that piss me off
00:57 <Longie> he was going on how to evade the system
01:05 <Longie> look, janelles 32 and lives with her parents
01:06 <TheWJM> he drinks himself silly and slashes his own wrists for attention
01:09 <stewie> hes always drugged to the bone theres no way anyone would employ him
01:14 <Longie> BUT
01:30 <Longie> she broke up with dave over a year ago and needed somewhere to crash, shes there untiol she gets sorted, owns her own business and took her mum on and then they asked her not to move out
01:32 <Longie> so living at home is relative
01:35 <Longie> but with alch3my
01:40 <Longie> he is stupid
01:43 <Longie> like what hppens when his mum dies
01:53 <Longie> he cant live there on his own for $416 a fortnight
01:58 <Longie> een on housing commisin if thats what it is
02:06 <Longie> he slashes his TONGUE for attnetion
02:09 <Longie> he even takes drugs
02:17 <Longie> he pisses me off
02:23 <Longie> because he sjust fucked
02:29 Nick: stewie is now known as heaven
02:31 <Longie> if youre unemployed and live at home but you want a job, thats fine
02:33 <Longie> but he doesnt
02:39 <Longie> just floating along and thinks hes alright
03:34 <Longie> Johnnie WilcoxMay 3, 2010 at 2:28pm
03:34 <Longie> Re: rofl
03:34 <Longie> What a load of shit. No wonder austnet is the way it is today.
03:35 <Longie> haha
05:16 <TheWJM> austnet is this way cos of wankers like him
05:44 <TheWJM> only reason I don't wanna get into war with him, is he has my mobile number, and he has already threatened to spread it around
06:15 <Longie> yeah
06:16 <Longie> :/
08:20 <mikey> how did he get your mobile number??
09:27 <TheWJM> I gave it too him.. when he was "normal"
10:08 <mikey> bugger
10:32 <Longie> so basically when you fucked his mum
10:37 <Longie> and he was still on his way from your balls to her?
10:42 <TheWJM> lol yer
10:43 <Longie> because he hasnt been normal in like 400 yuears
11:18 <mikey> i was thinking 'when was he normal?'
12:11 <Longie> haha
12:15 <Longie> when he was a tadpole
12:19 <Longie> i cant believe he made it through
12:23 <Longie> out of all the million of sperms
12:32 <Longie> why couldnt he be the one hanging off a sock
12:35 <Longie> or someones chins
12:37 <Longie> chin
12:38 <Longie> hah chins
12:40 <Longie> chubbys
13:58 <mikey> chinny chin chin
14:18 <Longie> :o
14:22 <Longie> isnt idil my friend already
14:28 <Longie> my phone sms' me facebook shiznit
14:30 <Longie> BECAUSE IM COOL
14:34 <Longie> but it reads out sms'
14:36 <heaven> you must've deleted me
14:41 <heaven> :)
14:53 <Longie> so at like 2am i get 'message from fasserbook, you have been poked by johnnie wilcox'
14:58 <Longie> it mispronounces facebook
17:54 <rosie> I sent you an email, carlos
19:00 <heaven> who wouldve thought that there were zillions of different copies of windows xp to download
19:04 <heaven> i just want one
20:04 <Longie> iuts hard to find a normal on
20:04 <Longie> e
21:07 <heaven> Im scanning what easynews has to offer
21:14 <heaven> filesandfilesandfilesandfiles
39:31 <TheWJM> ROFL @ shot the dog
39:48 <TheWJM> A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
39:49 <TheWJM> healthy son.
39:49 <TheWJM> All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
39:49 <TheWJM> tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
39:49 <TheWJM> came out,' replied the daughter.
39:49 <TheWJM> The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago
39:49 <TheWJM> About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom,
39:49 <TheWJM> I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
39:49 <TheWJM> ago..
39:49 <TheWJM> A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'
39:49 <TheWJM> 'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'
41:04 <Longie> hahahah
41:27 <rosie> but the pic was brilliant!
43:05 <TheWJM> **lol**
43:29 <rosie> this young toddler, totally engrossed with this strange object he has discovered between his legs ... with the caption "and the fascination never ends ...."
43:54 <Longie> FIREMAN
52:59 <TheWJM> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
53:00 <TheWJM> That the words race car spelled backward says race car.
53:00 <TheWJM> That eat is the only word that if you take the 1st letter
53:01 <TheWJM> and move it to the last,
53:01 <TheWJM> it spells it's past tense ate.
53:01 <TheWJM> - - And Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants,"and add just a few more letters,
53:01 <TheWJM> it spells out:
53:01 <TheWJM> "Fuck off and go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat fucking, smelly rag head bastards with you." How weird is that?
53:23 <Longie> yes, racecar is the longest palindrome in the english language
53:37 <Longie> second one, i never knew
53:39 <Longie> :P
53:44 <Longie> haha
53:48 <Longie> third one i knew
53:51 <Longie> but i always get mixed up :(
54:19 <Longie> but with that, im off to bed man
54:22 <Longie> im tired :/
55:18 <TheWJM> same here
16:57 <damian> fireman!
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